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Easy Hard
It was a easy ride to Delaware but at the same time it was hard on my body and mind. Takes a toll but saved about $50.00 on two cartons. Kept me busy for about two hours. I smoke around pack and a half. Sometimes less and others more. I talked about East and West. Some where between the two teachings there is a middle ground and no, I am not saying the Middle East. In the two teaching there is a humble truth. It is slightly bent so it is difficult to see it. I am not against religion at all but when it takes over every thing that you are and all your time and money, you lost the focus of it's true meaning. People get rich off of this. Tax and IRS. Anyone remeber Rev. Baker being in prison for failing to pay millions in back taxes and he is, far as I know a Natural Born Citizen of this great country? Any one remeber Rev. Moon from South Korea where he dodged everything and got away owing billions to this country in back taxes? Apparently he is untouchable. As I understood him he clai
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Ft.hood -silence Please
In honor of our fallen and wounded soldiers and the loved ones involved ....Ft.Hood will be holding a moment of Silence @ 1:35 p.m ( CST) today Friday Nov.6. Please at 1:35 P.M.(CST) stop what you are doing and let's join together w/our Soldiers & honor those lost/wounded by participating in the Moment of Silence.                  !!!GOD BLESS AMERICA!!!  
Mafia Hideout Lounge
      MAFIA HIDEOUT LOUNGE Come have a drink, kick back and enjoy some awesome tunes, and chat with great people. Enjoy a place where Sin has no boundries. Click on the pic below to be taken to the lounge now. Hope to see you there real soon. ~TKO & ANGEL~  
Bears Snuggie With Pocket
I am not 100% done.  I have to finish the edges and make it shorter because this one is mine...but you get the idea.  It's hanging on my dresser.  The one I'm making for B will be navy with orange sleeves and a print pocket     P.S. it's supposed to be 60 degrees on Sunday ;x
hey everyone my buddy in iraq with me is new here and needs some love check it out...http://www.f
Ensign: The Good Black Friday
All ye inhabitants of the world, and dwellers on the earth, see ye, when he lifteth up an ensign on the mountains; and when he bloweth a trumpet, hear ye. Isaiah 18:3 AN ENSIGN ON THE MOUNTAINS                                                     6 November 2009 [Since I’m trying to spend more time working on a historical novel about the Old Testament book of Numbers (titled “The Book of Numbers”), I’ll be re-presenting some older messages that I’ve sent out during this month.  I need to have fifty thousand words done by the thirtieth and broke nine thousand last night, hallelujah! – David] Especially at this time of year [this was originally written on Good Friday, but I thought it apropos today too] Christians ought to be shouting from the rooftops that Jesus is alive!  Jesus’ return to life after three days dead is THE signature event of Christianity – but it couldn’t have happened without His death.  In a culture that often see
Cvnt, Just Cuz I Like Seeing That In The Bartab
stoned day off today, long weekend caffeine buzz ask me anything you want to know about me, i`ll answer in a pm, or ask in a pm if you don`t want your question here did i mention bored?
She Waits
She Waits She sits by her window as the hours pass her by she watches as people come and go None of the faces the same as before She sits with a heavy heart but not once does she give up hope The love they share will be enough and soon he'll come back home Minutes slowly turn to hours those hours turn to days But even when months tick by she still sits there and waits If you look up you will see her
Pleasure By:  Ember Parted thighs tongues on flesh lighting sparks heated breath muscles stretch bodies merge nails scratch pleasures surge ache builds up  motions faster ecstasy burns  a sacred master fulfillment reached hearts beat strong within your arms where I belong.
Midnight Lover
Midnight Lover © Ember   Midnight shining, stars so bright you come to me in the dark of night take me in your arms, so strong what we do, could never be wrong My dark lover, you make me see all I thought, I would never be you do to me things, that touch my soul we move together, seeking our goal Tongues searching, seeking flesh bodies moving, hearts begin to mesh loving becomes, a dream come true intense insanity, I can never undue Your beautiful darkness, envelops me takes away all the hurt, and pain that I see you share with me, your spicy blood the ecstasy takes me over, in a flood The embers spark, making a fast fire burn an eternity with me, is what you must earn you share with me, a taste of your essence slowly breaking down, the last of my resistance One night my dark vampire, Ill be yours forever our souls will be married, and bound together until that time, my midnight lover youll be visiting in darkness, making love to me.  
ALONE ©EMBER You’ve left me alone, don’t seem to care I look at the phone you’re just not there. My heart aches, loneliness is real Painful emptiness is all that I feel. I’ve tried so hard to be what you want I guess I can’t do it, I’m just a dumb cunt. I have too many issues, been hurt way too much I’ve got to stop using a man as my crutch. Left on my own to battle my demons No one left in my life that can see them Death a great vision I see behind my eyes Was all that you told me, nothing but lies? When you were around, you kept them at bay Now that you’ve moved they won’t go away Life has given you more, then I had to share The money I couldn’t come up with, no fair. Happiness is what, I wish for you A white knight isn’t real, a fantasy untrue I’ll set here and ache, learn to move on A battle I wage now that you’re gone.
What's On My Mind???
         Well there are a few things that are weighing heavy on my brain. I dont beleive that I am on Fubar to try and start any DRAMA for anyone. I cant wrap my head around the idea that someone out there would deliberately come to my page to start some. My personal life is just that PERSONAL. There are a few close friends on here that know somewhat of my real life, most do not! If I havent told you then its obvious that I dont want you to know. My problem is that im sick and tired of people assuming they know what is going on in my life and try and start drama.   If you are unhappy in your own life dont come and try to make me unhappy as well. If one of your ex's moves on, do the same MOVE ON! There is no adult out there that should stoop to an elementary level and contact their new partner about ANYTHING!!!  I am for the most part a caring and giving person, show respect, not just for me but for yourself as well.     One last thought--I DONT GO OUT OF MY WAY TO SHOW UP ON YOU
Another Reason Why I Love These Guys
580 CFRA reports that Tuesday night's (November 3) METALLICA concert at Scotiabank Place in Ottawa, Ontario, Canada is helping to fill the shelves at the Ottawa Food Bank. METALLICA has donated a portion of each ticket to the sold-out show to the Food Bank, delivering a cheque for CAD $8,700 (approximately USD $8,200) to the agency. Executive Director Peter Tilley says every dollar donated to the Ottawa Food Bank generated $5 worth of food into the community. According to The Montreal Gazette, METALLICA donated CAD $21,462 from the box-office take of their two sold-out shows at the Bell Centre in Montreal, Quebec, Canada on September 19-20 to Sun Youth, a local community services organization. "It's a beautiful gift," said Sid Stevens, co-founder of Sun Youth. Stevens said he was told the group makes a practice of turning over part of its receipts to a local charity at every stop on its tour. Sun Youth was asked, however, to keep the donation under wraps until the group had left M
Prologue When the war of the beasts brings about the world’s end The goddess descends from the sky Wings of light and dark spread afar She guides us to bliss, her gift everlasting. Act I Infinite in mystery is the gift of the goddess We seek it thus, and take it to the sky Ripples form on the water’s surface The wandering soul knows no rest. Act II There is no hate, only joy For you are beloved by the goddess Hero of the dawn, Healer of worlds Dreams of the morrow hath the shattered soul Pride is lost Wings stripped away, the end is nigh. Act III My friend, do you fly away now? To a world that abhors you and I? All that awaits you is a somber morrow No matter where the winds may blow My friend, your desire Is the bringer of life, the gift of the goddess Even if the morrow is barren of promises Nothing shall forestall my return. Act IV My friend, the fates are cruel There are no dreams, no honor remains The arrow has left the bow of the goddess My
Why Live If You Can Die
Why walk if you can run? Why cry if you can have fun Why race if you can fly? Why live if you can die? There is no point, I’ve made up my mind One smart thing I did was leave you behind But a question remains, and that is-why… Why live if you can die? Why wake up if you can sleep? Why stay happy if you can weep? Why keep smiling if you can cry? Why live if you can die? My mind is empty, my mind is clear I still can breathe and see and hear But the question stays and remains on high- "Why live if you can die?" Why talk if you can scream? Why let go if you can redeem? Why follow if you can defy? Why live if you can die? Life is pointless, so it seems Who knows what life even means? So why live? Why even try? Why live if you can die? Why breathe if you can stop? Why stay standing if you can drop? Why live, I ask you, why? Why live if you can die? By Dodge McClain
Just A Thought
I try not to care I really do. How is it that I fell for you? I never know if I should believe what you tell me or not. Prove me wrong so I can trust again.
Ipod Shuffle
Put your mp3 player on shuffle, list the first ten tracks that come up, no skipping through shame, but you can skip if the same artist comes up. 1. 'Ghost Of My Old Dog' - Jason Lytle.  Off of Grandaddy frontman's debut solo album. 2. 'A Dog's Life' - Nina Nastasia. Off the BRILLIANT 'Dogs' album. 3. 'The Most Beautiful Girl In The Room' - Flight Of The Conchords.  Live version from 'The Distant Future' EP. 4. 'The Fire Came Up To My Knees' - Micah P Hinson.  Reduced me to jelly when I saw him do this live. 5. 'Revenge Of The Black Regent' - Add n To (x) 6. 'Hey Mamma' - Kanye West.  Holy hell this is some mawkish shit. 7. 'Fare Thee Well Blues' - Joe Calicott.  Off of the 'Ghostworld' soundtrack. 8. 'Little Rabbit' - Crockett's Kentucky Mountaineers.  Off of a rather neat compilation cd that came free with a book of Robert Crumb cigarette card illustrations of early jazz, blues and country musicians. 9. 'I Must Have It' -Vince Giordano's Nighthawks. More 'Ghostworld' joy. 10
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The Dragon Maiden
She walks alone, with her head held highA never fading smile upon her lipsand a warm touch to her cheeksHer strength comes from deep within her heart and mindNever have two sides complimented each other so wellWhether she shows her gentle caring sideor if she wishes to be the wild child deep in her mindshe is always in confidence a great person and friendWhether she braves the weather or faltersshe gives it her all in doing what she lovesShe will forever follow her own heart before others opinionsand she possesses the knowledge beyond her years to know the differenceHer passions in life are always there for anyone to seeshe holds no shame in who she isShe'll never falter when following her heartShe is the Dragon Maiden
Fallen Heart..
You told me you loved swore that you caredWhy wait till now for the truth to be shared? How could you do this to me..this is our dreams..Why is it nothing is ever what it seems?You say this isnt our last fare well..though now i fear..i have no story to tell..No hope no light to guide me.No longer living without you beside me..This is your lay in your grave..The life you destroy is the one you wanted to save..I'm done with lies..and inflicted tears..Tired of all these wasted years..Thank you for being just like the rest..When all your strength was put to the test..I thought you were different. I thought this was real..My heart is shattered..nothing left to steal..You now hold the pieces that can never be complete..Hoped someday our souls would meet..Now I lay dying..helpless and broken..You broke my only token..I tryed to be your everything to only be worth none..I have lost you were the only one..The only one who ever made me smile..Wante
A Soldiers Poem
THE FINAL INSPECTION The soldier stood and faced God, Which must always come to pass.He hoped his shoes were shining,Just as brightly as his brass. 'Step forward now, you soldier,How shall I deal with you ?Have you always turned the other cheek ?To My Church have you been true?' The soldier squared his shoulders and said,'No, Lord, I guess I ain't.Because those of us who carry guns,Can't always be a saint. I've had to work most Sundays,And at times my talk was tough.And sometimes I've been violent,Because the world is awfully rough. But, I never took a penny,That wasn't mine to keep...Though I worked a lot of overtime,When the bills got just too steep. And I never passed a cry for help,Though at times I shook with fear.And sometimes, God, forgive me,I've wept unmanly tears. I know I don't deserve a place,Among the people here.They never wanted me around,Except to calm their fears. If you've a place for me here, Lord,It needn't be so grand.I never expected or had too much,But if Careful!
    Well, the FuMafia turf is supposed to be a family....a support. Which is why you pay so much of our money as terrif.  Well, two you can surely not count on is TAC and Spartaaa.  Had a guy go cry to Spartaaa because I BH him once and they sat there for 15 mins listening to the jerk.    I felt that  my support group should have had my back first, then sort it out later and if im in the wrong, take the appropriate action.  Nope.  The drunken Lt. ran off at the mouth and failed to ban the nonmember who brought the argument into the turf.  So....I quit.     Don't support a turf that don't support are better off solo. No benifit to belnging to a turf that don't support you. And considering the nature of the game is conflict, No we can't all just get along!
Unwanted Immortal
Ever since he's lost his love over a century agolife has never been such a strain on a heart beforeHe knows he'll never be loved by anotherand he'll never be welcome anywhere in this worldso he sits back and waits for his time to comehe's tried so many times to take his own lifebut he's failed every time, nothing he does will workIn his life he was the opposite of King MidasThey say everything old Midas touched turned to goldwell everything he touched would fall apart, everythinghe thinks that maybe he was a mistake, or maybe a joke from God himselfeither way it feels that he doesn't belong here on this earth, meant to be aloneand his greatest fear will probably be true, dying alone with nobody loving himyet he still wanders this earth in search for companionsIn his mind he knows that he'll never find itThat he'll forever be alone, nobody thereat this point, death is his only friendhis ever evasive friendWhy he can't put himself out of his own misery will never cease to amaze himHe is
Why would you tell me 'You are the one i want.' When really you don't know? You ask me out and make my world whole, you take part in my life, I let you in my heart only to hear you say the words I never thought you would say. Do you know how hard it  was to trust again? No..... I guess you don't.  You know how I feel and you say you feel the same way. I only wanted the truth from you and nothing more. You were the one who said you wanted to be in my life. Don't open your mouth and let the lies out. You say your a man ......... then be one.  You take my heart only to break it. Do you not realize what you have done? You turned my heart into stone. I hope your happy for now I no longer care. You can take your truthless words and give them to her... She will never know you like I do. Nor will she love you like I did. Don't think you will get away without hearing my words........ You only have your self to blame. You alone must take the blame for I did nothing but love you.
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I found a spot in my house that i get to bounce off of someone's interwebz (for now at least!) gonna test it out and see how it works at different times of the day and what not..   maybe... JUST MAYBE... i won't have to make my budget even tighter by having to pay for interwebz :D
So Yeah
Wow so its been some time since I last posted a blog, so here it goes So my birthday just pasted and I turned 25 this year, I didn’t do much in they way of having a party like I did last year, but then I did just started working again and I was beat! But hey I’m working!  I’m engaged to the greatest guy ever! He makes me so happy!! I look forward to starting out life together, we recently set down and pick a date for the wedding it’s going to be March 20, 2010. I am so happy to have him in my life. I do not know were I would be with out him. I love you Michael you are my best friend, my soul mate, you filled in the missing pieces to my heart.I have a new niece she is 5 months old and just the sweetest lil girl ever! Her name is Arianna, and I love her so much, she just starting to eat rice cereal, and she is trying like there is no tomorrow to crawl, omg is it so cutie she kinda rolls instead. But it wont be long till she is crawling then wow its going to walkin
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totally got a phone call today. yeah... i said totally... i applied for this job... about a month... month and a half ago... did an interview... two... maybe three weeks ago. it's a customer rep 1 position... for the state dept. of labor. pays quite a bit and i can still keep my bartending job tues and thurs nights. as i said... got a call today...   they wanted my birth date so they could do a felony check. already called my references... everything was perfecto. just have to do a felony check which i will pass with flying colors... and i'm in.   said they'd call  me back tomorrow and let me know. i'm stoked. yay me? yes. yay me.
Customer:  i saw from the product info, it says it's a second hand oneMe:  No, that means that the watch has a hand that shows the seconds too.Customer:  do u hv any brand new one?Customer:  oh...Customer:  hahahhahaCustomer:  thanks a lot *disconnects* ************************ Customer:  heyCustomer:  just wonderingCustomer:  for this item here 0408117054655 Customer:  what does it means by second hand?Me:  It is the hand on the watch that points out how many seconds of the minute.Customer:  ohCustomer:  it doesnt mean someone has used the watch beforeMe:  No, it doesn't.Customer:  oh i see i seeCustomer:  no probs So what's REALLY fucked up is that they both came to me with that problem at the exact same time....I hate people
I Am A Dominant Man
I am a dominant man. I am just that. I am not dominant because of any superiority on my part. Not because I feel more intelligent or wiser. I am not dominant because of the strength or the mass of my body. I am not, nor would I want to be dominant with all women. Yet, to you I am Master.I am your Master only after earning your trust and I embrace your submissiveness. I have looked into your heart and mind, and clearly see your desires and passions. You have thrown away your desires and passions. You have thrown away your fears and inhibitions. You tell me of the needs of your heart and body. You have given me total access to your soul, and I accept the responsibility and honor.You are a woman. You are not weak or inferior because of it. You are a treasure to be cherished. We are not equal. I have the strength of body and mind and the instinctive need to protect, possess, defend,and provide for you. You are a woman and instinctively stronger of will and heart. Your belief in me gives me
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Press Briefing| Fort Hood Shooting Suspect Major Malik Hasan Is Alive
Long Yadda Yadda
I turned in rent the other day. Last month of paying rent for this place. I should be moving into the other place soon. The lady will be moved out by Saturday, then a simple clean to the place because I guess she keeps it pretty well clean then I can move in. Then step one will be complete after I get all moved in. I'll be at work the next four days. Sometime on my next days off, I will be going to the court house to get the divorce papers. I was thinking about doing it this week but my mind was all down in the gutter. But next week for sure. Mr...Oh I just have to print out the divorce papers and then yeah...yeah's been it that hard to print it? Too fuckin' busy being with your damn chick who is barely legal. Today I packed up more of the kitchen. It's almost empty. Once again, he didn't clean up his shit like he said he would and everything was rottening in the sink. So, me being annoyed with it, I cleaned it all up....cleaned up the kitcen real well to
Sadly Enough...
...a movie saved my life tonight.
Its Happening Now
I, Gerald Mazzarella, do solemnly swear  that I will support and defend the Constitution of the United States against all enemies, foreign and domestic; that I will bear true faith and allegiance to the same; and that I will obey the orders of the President of the United States and the orders of the officers appointed over me, according to regulations and the Uniform Code of Military Justice. So help me God.   This is the only oath I swore in my entire life and along with millions of others it means something and lasts for life. But what happens when the officers and even the President of the United States are in fact the domestic enemy as evidence and actions by our now President Obama since elected have revealed. More recently todays shootings at Ft. Hood Texas by a commissioned United States Army Officer, a known Muslim Radical fighting a 1600 year religious war bent on a notion of world domination that makes Hitlers Nazis look like amatures.On September 11th 2001I was called outs
Work In Progress Hit List For Original Gangsters.#4
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Hey Baby!
hey sexy mama your last name is going to be hart! lol well just want to tell you that you are the best and you can talk to me a on myspace baby! well hit me back sweetness!
Ml Leveling Requirements
1. You/they must be online so they can return rates.As they return rates it makes them go down faster,making it easier to get them leveled.2. All we ask is that the person being leveled rates and fans the people helping them level.3.Less then 19K they Must have at least 100 rateable items... pictures must be not ripped and NSFW pictures because you get no points for ripped pictures or for NSFW pictures.4. If they have 20k. Must have 200 sfw pics/stash5. If they have 30k. Must have 300 sfw pics/stash 6. If they have 50k. Must have 500 sfw pics/stash7. If they have 200k or less and running autos must have 500 sfw pics/stash8. Family Member's have priority, please send a message to one of the staff or homepage if you need to be leveled.
Updates On My Progress
As you have read in my past blogs i am recording my journey into the BDSM Lifestyle with my Master. As the weeks have come and past he has shared alot of his wisdom and guidance with me, helping me to become his slut/slave. The transformation has been beyond my wildest dreams of becoming everything to him. I love to please him sexually as he has done for me. He has taken me from being this innocent girl to a slut who knows what she wants and is not afraid to show it. This is just the beginning of the many things we have yet to discover and i cant wait to to live up to my potential.
Ft. Hood
I am very saddened over the shooting at Ft. Hood.  I don't understand why it came to such violence.  Why wasn't it prevented?  From what I have heard, it could have been.  I know ptsd is a big issue, but what about anxiety and other problems?  I believe someone was asleep on the job when it came to raising a few red flags on this guy and investigating him. Whoever it was should have done something! 
Need To Get It Out
The words that had spun around me each time he opened his mouth...he made me feel so awesome. It was awkward at first because never has it been like this for me. The ending situation I have been through so many damn times. Found out one thing or another and confront the problem and bam it's the same exact words like always and same exact reasons. No I am not bad mouthing him. I probably should, but I care too much. Yes he fucked up, yes he lied. But the situation is over with. Granted we aren't together anymore, and he knows he fucked up. I can forgive but I won't forget though. It's the same shit over and over again. Do I feel like a curse? Yes. Everytime I get just the least bit happy something happens and bam it shatters into a million pieces and I am left to pick up the pieces on my own and mend the wounds once again. I swear before I turn 45 I am gonna die of a broken heart LOL. I should just say fuck it and not even worry about being with anyone at all. It fucks up anyways. Proba
My Date
Well, I guess I should write a little something about the date I went on Tuesday night. . . We met at the movie theater around 9:20 and saw “Where the Wild things Are,” which was a pretty good show, I can't believe I have never read the book. After the movie we stood in the parking lot talking until around 12:45 PM and at that point we both left in our own cars. There was no kissing, no real planing on the next time we would get together, there wasn't even any hand holding. I gave him a good night hug and that was that. Yeah I'm not good on dates, because I tend to not know when to shut up, but oh well life will go on. So yeah that was my big date on Tuesday night, how not so eventful.
Prayers To Any Soldier And Family Member From Ft. Hood
Praying God helps to ease your sorrow from this terrible event
One Of My Favorite Qoutes
" My world shall never be understood by mortals. Such is the way I enjoy it though" ~Emanon~  Now this qoute has alot of meaning to it...Some may understand it..Some may not... Why be understood by people..When they don't care to understand..Such as themselves ponder over it..It is to exhausting and to much work......So yes....Be understood within yourself..Do not worry and work hard for those to make them understand you.      
maunder\MON-duhr\ , intransitive verb; 1.To talk incoherently; to speak in a rambling manner. 2.To wander aimlessly or confusedly.
 Love is as much of an object as an obsession, everybody wants it, everybody seeks it, but few ever achieve it, those who do will cherish it, be lost in it, and among all, never... never forget it.
Suggestion Blog
If anyone has a suggestion on how to make the site better, or a bling/gift idea, or anything else for that matter, you can leave it here and I will make sure it gets passed on.   Any suggestion is always considered, as usual.   Thanks.
At times I think and at times I am.  -  Paul Valery
Arousal from mistake or from breaking rules.
November 25th, International Day For The Elimination Of Violence Against Women
To my soul mate,     Somehow, out of all the twist and turns our lives could have taken, and out of all the chances we might have missed, it almost seems like we were given a meant-to-be-moment to meet, to get to know each other, and to set the stage for a special togetherness.     When I am with you, I know that I am in the presence of someone who makes my life more complete than I ever dreamed it could be. I turn to you for trust, and you give it openly. I look to you for inspiration, for answers and for encouragement, and not only do you never let me down, you lift my spirit up and take my thoughts to places where my troubles seem so much further away and my joys feel like they're going to stay in my life forever.     I hope you'll stay forever, too. I feel like you're my soul mate and I want you to know that my world is reassured by you, and my tomorrows need to have you near, so many of my smiles depend on you, and my heart is so thankful that you're here. I LOVE YOU SO MUCH P
[more Altruz, This Time With Visuals]
Pew PEW!!! Verniers on the calves and femur, six articulated on the backpack, one primary lift, 2 forward thrust, and on the shoulder under the gatling guns medium build, hard corner joints and bevelled armor Monocameral eye, antenae Assault rifle with butt-mounted drum magazine (seriously, its so much real estate why not put a clip in the damn butt instead of a side upper or lower mounted protrusion) undermount grenade launcher with ammo drum dual shoulder mounted articulated gatling guns with gigantor drums of ammo forearm mounted beam sabre right arm armaments I have no fucking idea. I'd like to have a bayonet shield arm with grenade launcher and gatling gun attachments. I mean, it is kinda reminiscent of the actual AC 4 Altruz design... while still holding true to the church of gundam design. Shields with weapons beingso awesome. I'd go for that crazy jazz with extra bells and whistles and hip mounted this and ass mounted bazookas but who has the inclination after so mu
Its That Time Again Folks! Oh Yes.. The Rant... Part Two.. :p
Hello again wenches! (FYI: I call EVERYONE wench. even dudes...) I'd like to have more of a strange but funny intro, but my first point just came to me and I'm going to get on with itbefore I forget it.. so... The word "wench".. no, that's not one of my annoyances, but it does bring up my first point. I won't bore you with the origins of the word "wench" but I think I can safely assume the majority of the world's population (or even anyone with at least one braincell, and thats not the same thing :p) would not be offended by the word wench. Especially coming from someone who has a thing for pirates and is one of your friends. Anyway... So, on a certan social networking site, I asked one of my friends (who I actually know in person, to you online friend collectors.. you know who you are!) if a comment posted on my page was from his wench. (as I wasn't entirely sure of her surname) Now, if you were someone I'd known for about 8 years and I referred to your girlfriend (just keeping it s
Hulk Hogan Top 10 Matches
What's up wrestling fans? With news that have decided to pack their bags and head for Orlando, having Wrestling, I thought now might be a good time to compile a list of the top 10 highlights in the career of the legendary Hulk Hogan. While Hogan is arguably the biggest name to ever come out of the pro wrestling industry, and his career highlights have been numerous, I feel this list features the top 10 moments in his career that have defined him as a wrestler and have made him who he is (in the ring) today. With that said, let's take a look at number 10.... 10. Hulk Hogan vs Andre The Giant at Shea Stadium in 1980 In what was arguably his very first high profile pro wrestling feud, Hulk Hogan battled Andre The Giant at Shea Stadium in August of 1980. The match was sanctioned by WWF, which was owned at the time by Vince J. McMahon, the father of the now WWE Chairman Vince K. McMahon.   9. Hulkamania is Born: Hogan vs The Iron Sheik On January 23rd, 1984, Hulk Hogan defeated The
Chai Tea
O.M.G. Why did no one tell me about this stuff sooner?? I love it! I could drink a gallon of it right now. Fuck all of you who knew about it & didn't tell me! Where's  my mug...
[weekend Update With Mordechai Vonawesomestein]
I like when people light heartedly and offhandedly mention that there is going to be a criminal background check and then I break into a cold sweat. Excluded from dozens of jobsoutright hauled off and fired at others. Being notified that certain felony charges are an automatic no contest dismissal was even better news. I asked to get the direct line and contact information for someone from HR. Not again...Jesus god ghandi and Ferris Beuller not again. So I check the public docket and information system. 4/7/09Order of dismissal filed. How about that drink kid?Oh that's right... work tomorrow...smoke?Fuck, 86 that, not with those chapped lips and that cold wind. Guess there's no realy way to celebrate right now, but on the plus side, I'm slightly less fucked than I was 10 minutes ago... Still hate you.... well, no not really. I lost that. But I certainly wouldn't do anything to help you. Ever. Wouldn't piss on you to put out a fire- even if I had a full bladder.        
H.r.3974 Congress Bill (hcv) Please Share This With Everyone You Know.... This Bill Needs To Be Passed! Ty!
H.R.3974 Viral Hepatitis and Liver Cancer Control and Prevention Act of 2009 (Introduced in House) copy and paste link into Your browser... ------------------------------------------------------ Please share this with everyone you know.... this bill needs to be passed! ty! --------------------------------------------------- For a letter to Representatives concerning this piece of legislation is contained in the following link: (thanks to DevilDawg15) one official Press release by our fellow advocates is here: ------------------------------------------------------------- Sample call/email script: "My name is ____________ , I live in (city, state), and I care about viral hepatitis. Hepatitis is a serious health problem in the
Dying Childs Last Wish For Christmas Cards
    A DYING CHILD'S LAST CHRISTMAS WISH! I realize I haven't been on hear as much as before, I check from time to time to see what's happening. I am on facebook more doing several of the applications (games) on there with over 2000 in my mafia family. When I logged on this afternoon I noticed a friends status it had said: "Diana Harrison Biorkman has a 5yr old son Noah, He is in the last stages of a 2 1/2 yr battle with Nueroblastoma Cancer. The family is celebrating Christmas next week wit
Zombie Take-out Episode 23: This Space For Rent
Zombie Take-Out Episode 23: This Space for Rent is now online. Scotto and Uncle John discuss another b-movie classic. A movie that in many ways was far ahead of its time. A movie that has had a great influence on both the Zuckers and whoever the hell keeps making the ‘Genre Movie’ movies. This week on Zombie Take-Out it’s 1978’s Attack of the Killer Tomatoes. How did they manage to kill people after all? Why did the only name in the movie have such a small (and uncredited) part? Could somebody please pass the ketchup? http://zombietakeout/com  
My Best Friend
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Baby Shower Invitations
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Broken Hearts..
You'll meet many just like me upon life's busy streetWith shoulders stooped and heads bowed low and eyes that stare in defeatOr souls that live within the past where sorrow plays all partsWhere a living death is all that's left for women with broken heartsYou have no right to be the judge to criticize and condemJust think but for the grace of God it would be you instead of herOne careless step a thoughtless deed and then the misery startsAnd to those who weep death comes cheap these women with broken heartsOh so humble you should be when they come passing byFor it's written that the greatest women never get too big to crySome lose faith in love and life when sorrow shoots his dartsAnd with hope all gone they walk alone these women with broken heartsYou've never walked in that woman's shoes or saw things through her eyesOr stood and watched with helpless hands while the heart inside you diesSome were paupers some were queens and some were masters of the artsBut in their shame they're al
Just Curious
  Ok...To all woman.and men if you like to comment.feel free to do so Now I am curious that when woman are on thier menstrual cycle.. Do you get hornier ? Or loose interest in sex.... With me.I get hornier..
Really not sure how often I will be around here since they are taking the social networking sites of the labs pc's. But if you want to keep in touch, private message me and I will give you my # to either call or text.....
You Would Think The Act Would Be Punishment Enough
SC man gets 3 years in prison for sex with horse SC man gets 3 years in prison for sex with horse AP – FILE - An undated file photo provided by Horry County Detention Center shows Rodell Vereen, 50, who was … Play Video Video:SC man gets 3 years in prison for sex with horse AP Wed Nov 4, 9:20 pm ET CONWAY, S.C. – A South Carolina man caught on video having sex with a horse was sentenced Wednesday to three years in prison after pleading guilty for the second time in two years to abusing the creature. Rodell Vereen was also ordered never to go near the stable where the horse's owner caught him and held him for authorities at shotgun point over the summer. He apologized to the woman and to himself after admitting to buggery at the Horry County courthouse. "I'm sorry about what I've done. I didn't mean to do
The Concept Changing For Wedding Gowns
Originally the brides were used to rent wedding dress, and more beautiful just only wear once; Later buying wedding dress is popular, that is also due to only wear once, all people want to preserve the beautiful sweet memories; then now it has evolved into custom wedding gown, still because above reason that is only wear once, so must be fitted for the body that is perfect. Today, with custom wedding gowns developing, a lot of wedding shops have other services, not only custom wedding dress, but also bring the dress for mother of the bride, this also prove people concept has improved accordingly, and the bride mother has a second beautiful memory moment which is their children’ wedding. Mother of the bride dresses also like wedding dress, have colorful chosen, I think, as a mother, you certainly feel glad because today’s technically could satisfied their lives. One of the most exciting news I will tell you that is there has discount wedding dress, and you don’t wo
Caa #129 - Ft. Hood
Need all the angel prayers that we can get for the victims in Ft. Hood.  A cousin of my daughters friend is in that area and they have not been able to reach them.  Also, a lot of my friends in the local sheriffs dept were called in to help and a lot of their friends and family are not taking this well.   Pray for all the victims, those wounded to heal, those dead for their souls. As well as their families and friends.   Love,   Doc
My Dream Woman...
A friend n here "Papi" [] showed Me this and I was like wow ... My dream girl   Now.. two vaginas sounds like I need to go meet her at once   No its not NSFW! so don't mark this ****
Fear   Why not wear Red converse high tops If they make you feel Red   Why not slurp Your snow cone If the sound Makes you giggle   Why not burp In contest with a child If t
Could Have Died Today
OMG ..OK ...I was goin to town today an well i was behind a combine ( for ppl who dont know that the reallllyyy big tractor that plows corn an chit) and well the 1st 2 cars passed an as i went to pass he decided he wanted to turn an almost freakin plowed me i had to run off the road to avoid him an when i did my car lost control an i spun around about 6 times in the middle of the road with traffic coming from both ways an a REALLY big camper thingy (house on wheels) headed right for me..and omg i thought i was gunna die for real ...but lucky my car stalled out after i was in a parking lot to a realy old store an it got me out of the took me 40 minutes to stop shaking an can u believe the selfish ppl around no one even stopped ot see if i was ok or nothing not even those who saw what happen they just kept on goin like oh well fuck her...OMG i cried so hard just thinkin about it afterwords wat would have happened to my kids an my family...from now on im thankin the good lord ab
Finding Your Soul Mate
Here’s a little trivia for the babes. Most of you girls are looking for a guy that will give you some security, right? Well now, where do you go to find this working stiff? Bars, not hardly. At work, could be. How about your church, good choice but not always effective. I have a suggestion. Look for a guy that listens to internet radio. According to the rating company Nielson “those with incomes above $100,000 were most likely to listen to streamed audio (16.3%). Streaming audio had its highest reach among 35-54-year-olds (13.5%).” There you go ladies. The most important question you can ask a potential mate is “Do you listen to internet radio. For more info go to Better yet ask him if he listens to BlastFM.
Remember, remember the Fifth of November,The Gunpowder Treason and Plot,I know of no reasonWhy the Gunpowder TreasonShould ever be forgot.Guy Fawkes, Guy Fawkes, t'was his intentTo blow up the King and Parli'ment.Three-score barrels of powder belowTo prove old England's overthrow;By God's providence he was catch'd (or by God's mercy*)With a dark lantern and burning match.Holloa boys, holloa boys, let the bells ring. (Holla*)Holloa boys, holloa boys, God save the King!And what should we do with him? Burn him!
Fort Hood Shooting
Twelve shot dead at US army base Lt Gen Bob Cone speaks to reporters about the shooting Twelve people have been killed and 31 injured in a shooting at the Fort Hood military base in Texas, the commander there has said. Lt Gen Bob Cone said one shooter had been killed in the incident and two suspects arrested. All were American soldiers. The base is locked down. Lt Gen Cone said the motive for the shooting was not known. One of the dead was a policeman, others were soldiers. President Barack Obama described it as "a horrific outburst of violence". The army has named the gunman as Major Malik Nadal Hasan. He was reportedly due to be sent on a mission to Iraq. Speaking at a press conference in Washington, President Obama said: "It is difficult enough when we lose these brave men and women abroad, but it is horrifying that they should come under fire at an army base on US soil." FORT HOOD Largest US base in the world Home to about 40,000 personnel B
Come To The Dark Abyss (we Play All Music)
Shooting At Fort Hood Army Base I am stunned. :( Please keep this in your thoughts/prayers.  
numbness arrives unannounced,unwelcome no knock at the door on the matt of my expectations it wipes it's feet.   drowning in my sorrows joy,happiness,and serenity scatter, like splashed droplets in a hot frying pan   color fades to shades of grey light dims to a faint shimmer casting shadows of despair over my eyes   as a sloth i become motionless without intent or direction lost within myself dead calm drains my sails   in this overwhelming emptiness it is then that i truly understand what it feels like to be lonely
it takes strangth to be firm it takes courage to be gentle it takes strength to stand guard it takes courage to let down your guard it takes strength to conquer it takes courage to surrender it takes strength to be certain it takes courage to have doubt it takes strength to fit in it takes courage to stand out it takes strength to feel a friends pain it takes courage to feel your own it takes strength to hide your own pains it takes courage to show them it takes strength to endure abuse it takes courage to stop it it takes strength to stand alone it takes courage to lean on another it takes strength to love it takes courage to be loved it takes strength to survive it takes courage to live
Debbullan's 4 Announcements For Nov,09 And New Year 2010
Dear Supporters of Debbullan Inc.:For your good information, please find 4 important announcements listed below: * * * Debbullan Inc. is calling for mass testing for Hepatitis C (HIV and Hepatitis B) if you have ever received a Botox injection from any facility or shared vial at a "Botox Party". There is a lawsuit pending regarding contamination and risk of disease due to the continuous and widespread reuse of "one use" vials. We see no reason to wait upon the outcome the lawsuit due to the following statements regarding the alleged multiple use of the product: [The Botox business model "created an unacceptable and unreasonable risk of serious and debilitating injuries and illnesses, including HIV and Hepatitis B and C," states the lawsuit, filed Sept. 29 in U.S. District Court for the Central District of California.]["The possibilities of infection, given what is going on when it comes to injecting Botox by whomever, are terrifying," Garcia said."We're not talking about 40,000 o
home doesnt have to be a house walls,rooms,and a roof no it might just simply be a beautiful state of mind a warm sensation inside a heart beating true this is home with you this is the home i want and the road doesnt always have to be long dusty dark or lonely and the road doesnt always have to lead to a sunny paradise no it just needs to connect us you with me this is the road we travel this is the road i need and life doesnt have to be a bed of roses a silver screen of dreams come true and life doesnt have to be so hard no life can simply be a grove of green shade trees me in love with you a home inside my soul this is the road i need this is the home i want
Tonight Is The Night!
Where I actually go and get my next tattoo, I am excited but since im waiting on my two main pieces this is gonna be something small BUT meaningful. Least to me. This is what I will be getting,sept it wont be black where the hair is.. What im going to get done is get all the people in my family(being my husband and 3 midgets) and I birthstone colours all thru it. Its something different,something that NOONE else will have,and it will be MINE! I think Its gonna come out beautiful. Later days!
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True Happiness
I'm giving up the pain, Letting go of the sorrow. I've got everything to gain, And my smile will not be borrowed. I'm done traveling down this winding road, I'm ready to stop and play. I've dropped this emotional load, And on the ground that load will stay. Letting go of everything is what I tried, When I was so close to the end. It worked so well to my suprise, And now my happiness is not pretend.
Who Me
i guess you can say that i am one person that sits back and watches the world evolve around him. Not to much is happening because i decide not to be out in the middle. i figure if someone wants me then they can come to me other wise i rather not care...  But way in the back of my head i think damn its getting lonely and no one comes near. its almost like no one even see's to care. I am guessing back that i need to be out and about and do things that will make me happy cuz no one can do it for me
Attention All Military Familys Please Read
This is Marianna Murphy. and here is my story please help me spread the word..Hey I need a favor. Here is a web link I need put out on the web big time. This bastard has been busted for child pornography and sexual abuse and  my grandson is one of them. And the Armed Forces is putting a hush on it. His computer was found to have hundred of thousands of child porn in the first few minutes of  searching. I contacted TV-8 NEWS TEAM and they blew me off. She said that they will not even look into it because its out of state. I did not expect them to go to alaska but I did expect them to look into it when its one of their own states sons serving. I mean I know they wouldn't go to alaska when going to other states to interview movie stars is more important. So I need my freinds online to help me . Ok here is the web link  this is my cousin who is involved in this his little boy is one of the chil
Deadbeat Dads Should Be Castrated!
As the winter season approaches I am reminded what a loser my kids father is. He shares no real interest in their lives and provides not a single penny to their care or support. The expenses rolling into winter are huge when you have two children; winter coats, scarves, warmer clothing, boots, hats, gloves... and not to mention the hugest commercialized holiday known to man. I feel largely overwhelmed and weighed down with my inadequacies as a parent. I should be doing better and essentially be able to handle everything alone but I am infamous for over-extending myself and frequently reminded by my mother that I can't depend on anyone. My kids' father hasn't paid a dime of child support in over a year and hasn't paid consistently ever. He is a loser and thinks that donating plasma is an income... however he doesn't think that he should have to contribute any of said "income" to the care of these children. I am at my wits end. What is more disgusting is that he maintains a myspace prof
Call Me - Tonight: Shaved Pussy Or Not, What Do You Want To See?
Well, it is Thursday night in Germany, again. The usual day to talk to all of you. Don't forget, calling me is free! besides what your phone company charges you anyways calling a PA number Every caller gets 5-7 minutes to talk to me live! I will be live as long as you can see the "live" button below.Here are today's Topics:I want to know what YOU would want to see in the member's section of my website. You know I am working on it almost day and night and now it is "make a wish time!"Topic two is something I read about. There was an article, 70% of the men would prefer a full bush on a pussy. Now you tell me: shave it, trim it or leave it natural.Love you all,Edain
This Is Who I Am & I Will Not Apologize For It!!!
Ok, so this is me and if ANYONE does not like it then it is just plain time for you to move along!!       I am a good friend, might ask are you OK, even at the wrong time or whatever. I care about my friends and those that mean something to me!! Hell I might even ask that at the wrong time or a stupid moment, it might even be a damned stupid thing to ask at time but shit happens. I worry about my friends and if what you want is a cold person who won't give a damned or not say a word then go find a fucking mouse that will squeak away.   I am NOT a cold person and don't know how to be anyone other than me!! Most of my friends on fu facebook or even in real life appreciate who I am and the fact that sometimes I tend to wear my ♥ on my shoulder or that my ♥ is visible to everyone and that I don't keep it locked up somewhere like others might!! I am NOT the COLD Dragon that I wish I could be sometimes, That might work for others of you that are my friends but NOT me! I
If only you could hear these words i speak no longer shall i be one of the weak stronger no need for you now im stornger than that dont ask me how ill be fine thats the way is but there is no way i can control just why i feel like this in
New Awakening
The troubles I've faced are bad Having been through times that were sad I've grown past them with delight Saying proudly I've won my fight It's such a relief to overcome Surviving through as a lucky one All is truly amazing for me Life's so full of possibility I can see so clearly now Every moment cherished, this is my vow
It's Sciencey
This was name crisis' idea so you can all blame him or give him credit. I am going to hold a Sciencey Fair. What makes a picture Sciencey? 1. it must be done on white paper (it can be lined) because that's sciencey 2. It must be in marker (or crayon but not pencil cuz that's ghey) and at least 2  but no more than 5 colors. That shows effort. 3. it must be Sciencey so if you want to draw your ingrown toenail it must be presented as: the effects of putting my swollen broke down toe into too small highheels or soemthing like that. 4. Must be hand drawn 5. Must be as vague and as detailed free as possible but must get your point across.   EX: sciencey plan for moon domination by throwing sciencey stuff at the moon. (this actually happened btw) contest rules: all entries must be submitted by Friday November 13th final grades will be given out on Friday November 20th You are not limited as to sciencey subjects. You can use previous sciencey drawings if you have one. Yo
Anger burning inside of you, You try not to let it show. You keep your anger bottled up, No one will ever know. Always avoiding others, You try not to explode. Next thing you know, Your lashing out. You've hurt someone. You can't take it back, Everyone turns away as you walk by in the hall. And now you've lost it all....
Blog Test
Tonight is the night it all ends, the person you thought I was the person you want me to be,For trying to give you all of who I am I found Me.. Tonight is the night it all ends, this lonely heart in search of something real , something true,My soul was enlightened I found myself when God gave me you :)
A Vampire's Proposition
Pour me a glass of wine, my virile companionI have a proposition for you....I will entertain your fantasies and indulge your lustYou will experience pleasure Sinful and decadentYou will know the true meaning of depravityBut it comes with a price, my dearYou see, I have desires Desires that run deeper than physical lustI thirst I crave sweet blood that pulses through your veinsIt's a hunger that consumes me entirelyIt grows stronger and strongerUntil I go mad with pain And I dry out and ultimately crumbleNow, you handsome creatureI’ll give you everything in exchangeFor that one thingI’ll make it very worth your while, honeyCome here…Don’t be scaredWhat would you like me to do first?How about I place this blindfold on youThe suspenseAbout when and where I will touch youStroke you Kiss youLick youUndress youIs an aphrodisiac in itselfAre you prepared for a night of unashamed rapture?My robust loverThat’s it, put the blindfold onI lightly run my fingerna
Stupid Pervs.... This Is What You Get...
Ok... so this guy thinks hes gonna be cute.... and ask a stupid is how it started and what our conversation went...Please dont get offended... It is MARKED... NSFW for a we go.... ((( THIS IS HIS PROFILE.... )))ems1150: question for yaTo ems1150: Go ahead..... whats the question?ems1150: u on nowems1150: suppose u are in a bath room stall smoking a cigarette suddenly a penis comes through th ehole and the voice on th eother side says "surprise me" what would u do?**********HERES WHERE IT GETS FUCKED UP************To ems1150: Probably.... bite it off..... and throw it back under the stallems1150: ouch u seriousTo ems1150: whats the matter, you dont like blood?ems1150: i have no problem with it..youd really actually bite off his penisTo ems1150: if I didnt bite it... (cuz theres not tellin where its been) I'd use my knife I carry with me every where...ems1150: if you did decide to bite..would you give any warning first or
!pu Tuhs - 1/16/09
    !PU TUHS   Please release me Understand my needs Taste the bitter bile Underneath this sad smile Heed the roaring shush Smothering me like the wild brush   SHUT UP!
No Sex To Get Screwed
    "The Axis of Idiots" From the Podium: J. D. Pendry, Retired Sergeant Major, USMC    FROM THE PODIUM   This retired USMC Sgt. Major has his Stuff together.  Jimmy Carter, you are the father of the Islamic Nazi movement. You threw the Shah under the bus, welcomed the Ayatollah home, and then lacked the spine to confront the terrorists when they took our embassy and our people hostage.. You're the "runner-in-chief." Bill Clinton, you played ring around the Lewinsky while the terrorists were at war with us. You got us into a fight with them in Somalia and then you ran from it. Your weak-willed responses to the USS Cole and the First Trade Center Bombing and Our Embassy Bombings emboldened the killers. Each time you failed to respond adequately, they grew bolder, until 9/11/2001. John Kerry, dishonesty is your most prominent attribute. You lied about American Soldiers in Vietnam . Your military service, like your life, is more fiction than fact. You've accused our military of t
Pop Rocks & Coke...
I'm old. Like old, old. Like "get off my lawn" old. Like "You don't know how good you've got it, these days" old.   I know this because I didn't have a child-safe gate on the stairs... I was one bad directional decision away from riding the blue bus. I seem to have come out of it okay (ignoring a couple deep facial scars from getting the occasional LEGO house hucked at my head).   And that's the coming of this rant: When the hell did everything become so watered down that fountains aren't child-safe anymore? My cereal cut the shit out of the roof of my mouth. My cartoons featured transient potheads smoking up their dogs and solving crime while high as fuck with a couple dykes and a closet case in the biggest pedophile van of the 70s. My outdoor activity of choice was lawn darts and who laid near the target the longest. Steelies beat marbles if you threw them hard enough to chip the glass. And it was all fun and games...until someone lost an eye. (Someone did, actually. Dway
Pure Awesomeness
So I discovered something today.  FM radio in Pakistan.  With Indian hip hop.  The unintentional comedy factor was through the roof.
Why is it that you remove people who haven't on your page for months and they get mad? Why is it a Company calls up wanting to know how your service was that they don't want to listen to the negative comments? Why is it that it takes at least 13 minutes to where you need to be to wait on a real voice from a company? Why is it so hard for companies to admit there might be a problem with their equipment? Why is it people are more worried about getting the latest bling or what have you then keeping friendships going? Why is it anymore that most people don't have any common sense? Why is it so hard for people to say Thank you? Why is it most people want everything handed to them and don't want to work for anything anymore? Why is it people will send a text. You answer it right away. Then it takes them hours to respond back?  
Raise Request
I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:I do physical labor.I work at great depths.I plunge headfirst into everything I do.I do not get weekends or public holidays off.I work in a damp environment.I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation.I work in high temperatures.My work exposes me to contagious diseases.Sincerely,P. NissThe Response : After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons:You do not work 8 hours straight.You fall asleep after brief work periods.You do not always follow the orders of the management team. You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting other locations.You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working.You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift.You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing theCorrect protective clot
This Is Not Going To Be A Good Day
You know, normally I'm a very upbeat and optimistic person.  I love being a happy person, it just makes life go so much smoother and the less small things upset you.  But I'm not feeling very happy right now. In fact, I'm feeling downright aggravated. This morning I woke up, relaxed, got ready for class, and went out the front door to my car to start my day.. only the fucking car wouldn't start. It has no power whatsoever. It is totally dead and I have no idea why. The automatic lock/unlock button on my keyring isn't even working. The lights won't turn on. Even the small little clock that is always on in the car is off. It worked just fine Tuesday night when I came home from my pick-up game and hanging with my bf. I didn't drive it yesterday. This makes me miss my first class, just great. I talked to my father on the phone and there's nothing he can do, understandable since he's at work. The same with my mother. So I'm stranded home until my second class, which I now have to bike to
The Scarlet Cord And The Fire Alarm
So on the evening of yesterday when Martha and I were both off from work, we went to see the ballet “The Scarlet Cord” that retold the story of Rahab for the second chapter of the book of Joshua.  I don’t recall our having gone to a ballet before, and it was also cool to only have to pay for one ticket – I’d won the other Monday in a radio contest sponsored by KHRT where I will also be a guest on “Making Life Work” next Tuesday.  Forty minutes into the first act, someone’s kid pulled the fire alarm but at first no one reacted since the setting of the ballet was the Soviet Union and it was dark.  Then we heard the announcement about that and waited for the alarm to be reset where we sat in the balcony before the ballet resumed.  That was not the most memorable part of the evening, of course; spending it with my wife in a dress was. Ballet Magnificat! ( based out of Jackson, Mississippi has as its executive directo
Communicating With
Who am I communicating with? Aint the hoods and may be friends but who can use the information I provide? If you get it, congratualtion and if not so be it. There is a purpose and a reason for everything. Nothing is ever a waste. The ugly nonsense that I see, even that can propel me to do something greater than. Veterans Day is coming up soon. Lets remeber a Vet and thank him or her for their sacrafice. Coming also is Thanksgiving and Christmas and other holidays. Lets remember someone and try to do a nice deed. Norio  
I Said I Wouldn't...and I Kind Of Am.
1. I'm not as "good" as people tend to think. 2. I'm not as classy as a certain friend thinks. 3. Look at my status. That's exactly how I am. 4. I say that things don't bother me, most of the time I'm lying. 5. There are only 3 people, that I can think of right off the top of my head, that I can not lie to. 6. I've got nothing else.....i love my friends.
Ghost Town
I feel like a ghost Occupying a ghost town Bypassed and forgotten All alone and lost. Things seem different now Disoriented and puzzled. When something seems right Somehow it turns out wrong. Bypassed and forgotten Like a ghost forever stranded In a ghost town long forgotten.
Pitter Patter
Pitter patter, I hear her feet. Hehe, I hear her laughter. All the things that make my day much brighter. A flash of her teeth, I see her smile, One more thing to make my heart skip a beat. Each day I grow fonder, Of the little girl I call my daughter!
September 24, 2009 Sitting here. Lost in thought. Mind tumbling. One direction. Then the other. Scatter brained. Can’t focus on one thing. What a mess this brain can be. What’s that? A singing bee…. See I told you, scatterbrained indeed. In much need of a mindful rest, A vacation would do the best. Oh yes, Yes indeed. Back to the homework I must proceed.
Bump, Bump
Bump, Bump.... September 24, 2009 Looking down I see it move, Bump, bump My belly jumps. The baby is moving Twisting and turning all around. Up and down Side to side, The belly jumping all around! And soon we will find out Just what little prize we have inside!
Ohh Baby
Southern Living
SC Man Gets 3 Years in Prison for Sex with Horse Updated: Thursday, 05 Nov 2009, 5:03 AM MSTPublished : Thursday, 05 Nov 2009, 5:02 AM MST CONWAY, S.C. - A man caught having sex with a horse in a South Carolina stable has been sentenced to three years in prison. Multiple media outlets report that Rodell Vereen was sentenced Wednesday after pleading guilty to buggery. A judge also ordered Vereen to get counseling and stay away from the Lazy B stables when he's released. Authorities charged Vereen after a woman set up a surveillance camera and caught him on tape having sex with her horse in July. Horse owner Barbara Kenley says she staked out the stable and caught Vereen sneaking into the barn days later, holding him at shotgun point until police arrived. Kenley had seen Vereen before. He pleaded guilty last year to having sex with the same horse and was put on probation and ordered to register as a sex offender.
If You Missed It...
MysteryQuest: Devil's Island will be airing again at 1:00 am (CST) 11/6 on the History Channel. The show talks about some of the "ghosts" of Alcatraz and the famous escape. My friend Tommy who heads up the San Francisco Ghost Society and his team were out there doing the investigating and got some cool stuff. Please check it out if you didn't. Thankies. :D
As Of Feb.
I will be living in Las Vegas, woot!
Halloween Moon
Going Back To Hali.
So this mornin, I was FREE!!! thats right too do as I wished. This doesn't tend too happen that often,so when/if it does..I tend to make a big scene about it. *begins parade* So I took my happy go lucky bottom to our water front,I always love goin there...specially when its not -32 degrees yet. Lots of joggers,lots of people rushing to go nowheres.! I took a couple pictures and what not..that I might post later,or even better on my facebook account since I dont have too level to post em. :| Oh for the ones that dont know where I call home.. it would be Halifax,Nova Scotia. Prob most dont know where it is,I mean I still get asked if we have running water,carpet..and if we keep penguins as pets. Never..gets...old... Interesting facts: *Largest amount of Titanic victims are buried here In Halifax,actually about 5 mins away from my house. *First man made explosion in history happend here before the Atomic bomb. *NOT everyone that lives here likes...lobst
Comfortably What I've Become...the Dream Is Gone
  Comfortably Numb (Gilmour, Waters) 6:49 Hello?Is there anybody in there?Just nod if you can hear me.Is there anyone at home?Come on, now,I hear you're feeling down.Well I can ease your painGet you on your feet again.Relax.I'll need some information first.Just the basic facts.Can you show me where it hurts?There is no pain you are recedingA distant ship, smoke on the horizon.You are only coming through in waves.Your lips move but I can't hear what you're saying.When I was a child I had a feverMy hands felt just like two balloons.Now I've got that feeling once againI can't explain you would not understandThis is not how I am.I have become comfortably numb.O.K.Just a little pinprick.There'll be no more aaaaaaaaah!But you may feel a little sick.Can you stand up?I do believe it's working, good.That'll keep you going through the showCome on it's time to go.There is no pain you are recedingA distant ship, smoke on the horizon.You are only coming through in waves.Your lips move but I can't
Follow Me
You don't know how you met me You don't know why You can't turn around and say goodbye All you know is when I'm with you I make you free And swim through your veins like a fish in the sea I'm singin' [CHORUS] Follow me everything is alright I'll be the one to tuck you in at night And if you Want to leave I can guarantee You won't find nobody else like me I'm not worried 'bout the ring you wear Cuz as long as no one knows than nobody can care You're feelin' guilty and I'm well aware But you don't look ashamed and baby I'm not scared I'm singin' [REPEAT CHORUS] Won't give you money I can't give you the sky You're better off if you don't ask why I'm not the reason that you go astray and We'll be all right if you don't ask me to stay [REPEAT CHORUS] You don't know how you met me You don't know why You can't turn around and say goodbye All you know is when I'm with you I make you free And swim through your veins like a fish in the sea I'm singin' [REPEAT CHORUS]
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Novemer 5,2009
Flu Precations 1-0-1
Subject: Dr. Oz - Swine Flu - Good Advice/H1N1 Preventive Methods            The following advice, given by Dr. Oz, makes a lot of sense and is important for all to know:        The only portals of entry are the nostrils and mouth/throat. In a global epidemic of this nature, it's almost impossible to avoid coming into contact with H1N1 in spite of all precautions. Contact with H1N1 is not so much of a problem as proliferation is.         While you are still healthy and not showing any symptoms of H1N1 infection, in order to prevent proliferation, aggravation of symptoms and development of secondary infections, some very simple steps, not fully highlighted in most official communications, can be practiced (instead of focusing on how to stock N95 or Tamiflu):          1. Frequent hand-washing (well highlighted in all official communications).          2. "Hands-off-the-face" approach. Resist all temptations to touch any part of face (unless you want to eat or bathe.) 
The Flow {you Probably Don't Wanna See This}
since I'm usually a miserable bitch, I don't notice the PMS really. yes, I do get slightly more of an attitude, but I blame that on the horniness. OMG do I get ever so desiring sex during that icky time. there may be a day or so that I feel horrible with nausea or fever like stuff, but nothing too bad. this is such a glorious time for me. not because I want it all the time and that makes me wanna be a naughty slut, but I like the way I feel when I'm horny ALL the time. *shrugs* there are a lot of times that I ignore those feelings. not being with someone makes sex kinda um not happening, yano. the sad part about a lot of things is that, for the most part, I'm not sure how people behave. like, I don't interact enough to understand um...people. where was I going with this? anyway, I'll be rawr for a little while. please don't test me or try to hurt my feelings and stuff cause I have been super sensitive lately and taking things way too seriously. thankfully my friends(yes, you know who y
Flu Precautions They Don't Tell You!
Subject: Dr. Oz - Swine Flu - Good Advice/H1N1 Preventive Methods          The following advice, given by Dr. Oz, makes a lot of sense and is important for all to know:        The only portals of entry are the nostrils and mouth/throat. In a global epidemic of this nature, it's almost impossible to avoid coming into contact with H1N1 in spite of all precautions. Contact with H1N1 is not so much of a problem as proliferation is.         While you are still healthy and not showing any symptoms of H1N1 infection, in order to prevent proliferation, aggravation of symptoms and development of secondary infections, some very simple steps, not fully highlighted in most official communications, can be practiced (instead of focusing on how to stock N95 or Tamiflu):          1. Frequent hand-washing (well highlighted in all official communications).          2. "Hands-off-the-face" approach. Resist all temptations to touch any part of face (unless you want to eat or bathe.)      
Spotlight (again)
Seeing as it's cheap these days (although, not today)... and Witchie already gave me some bucks for it... I've decided... to start begging again... Cheers (and also cos I effed it up last time and did it on a day I wasn't even online)
What Now?
what happens when you get what you have always urned for?  Ill tell ya. You finally can accept that every thing is going to be okay. All your worrys are wipped away for awhile.  Colors get brighter and people get less annoying. Ur confidense will rise to a new level ( like I relly need that) The void that you have always wanted to fill is flooded with warm fuzzy things and u can actually feel them sometimes and it tickles.       Your goals get bigger because u get the feeling theat you can do anything and in my case as an alcoholic everything. Every reason to feel like shit is gone.  I dont have a reason to pout, or feel unworthy.  I cant get down on myself because she wont let me. Doug smith told me once if ur in hell keep on walkin. I crawled and took every lash and poke from the demons i had created and loved and cared for  in my own little version of the place.  I wasnt a god in my world i was a slave. And liked it.  sic huh.    thats all changed i am now probably the HAPPIEST gu
And So It Begins.....
My disability places the Winter months at the top of my list of things that trigger my depression. With the added pressure of the holidays and my inability to provide a nice one for my kids and grandkids,being shut inside without sunshine for days at at time,and being alone again as a new year begins,i have a tendancy to get deeply depressed. there will be days i will not be my friendly self (lol) and days i will,(even more than usual) So even as i plan to fight it,please understand if, some days,i do not win.i will begin a new anti-depressant in preparation for the coming months.Know that i enjoy the interaction here with all of you and sometimes even crave it as a desperate attempt to stave off the loneliness.If i am bothering u,just tell me...i will not be offended I love you all,and enjoy your company.... Just Melanie
Sucks To Be Me
We were just experimenting with a massive hole punch in our office, and seeing how much paper it could hole-punch at once, and then I was hole-punching the paper one handed (cos there was a lot of paper and it was hard) and then someone said "Do it with one finger" and I couldn't, or with two fingers, but my colleague could and she's a girl. Sucks to be me.
Yep, That Thing Called Writing, Again!
call it anxiety or call it apprehensionthe way it suddenly hammers methis heartbroken realization thatsomehow i have managed to failthen add some gaucherie to the pileand now toss in a bare bone or twoof flailed flesh and while youre at ithow about a lethal dose of artful neglect…engineered recipe for disasterwell call it what you want to call itbecause tonight it doesnt matterand it no longer seems that i carei mean after allwhy is there an echo in hereit isnt as if you cant hear meor is it more because we are selfishby nature that we just dont hearor maybe listening really is in the earand has nothing to do with the heartor is the obvious truth justtoo hollow to swallow anywayand am i really all alone in here.
That Thing Called Writing Part 1 Of Very Many
For those who can notice such things,these walls must roarin echo of sentences never spoken,and other ungodly expressions never exclaimedinto the stale air, this perpetual stench,indecisives' sweat impregnatedin plaster and paint.Amateur Hour recorded rhetoricswhispers past failures back at us.Not that I listen anyway,my focus strained to your voiceand your voice alone.It is open night on spit, and the micthat is my perception, erect, anticipatingyour growl and grip, is primed for action.Satisfaction is a deepthroat gruntof passing thresholds unknown to science.And I wait, I wait,and wait for youto stop talking......and start speaking.You own the words... you carry themlike nitro, locked in a Pandora's Box,suppressed to oblivion and shame.But as tangible as your name.Words you could never commit toink and scratch - they would scorch paper,and wreak havoc if digitally committedto transport through a fatal pixel push.But spoken,cutting and fusing new neural paths,they would static charge
That Thing Called Writing, Again
at 2am-according to the green glowacross the room-i reach for the Papermate ballpoint,a trusted utensil of properpunishment and pleasure.your thick bindingstruggles against my fingers,only a little,just a pretense of reluctancethat fades fasterthan my inspiration,with any luck.i etch my evilin black scribbleson your formerly pure surface.a fevered rush oftangled lines,newborn metaphors,and half-stanzas erupt.this is my orgasm for tonight,and it feels betterthan the other kind,usually,because you don't mindbeing hatefucked,or tender novella lovemaking.your only concernis that i staywithin the marginsand close your cover when i'm done.
That Thing Called Writing
Brooding again with blue devilswho know me all too well as they always find what they leave behindThey welcome with tailscoiling around meslippery with anxiousnessThey whisper as theyplant seeds of doubtfertilize with liesthat endlessly multiplie Jettison this junkfrom my head to clear away moody logic Yes, although I love youorgasms don't fix everythinggive me time to eat my own heart outTomorrow I'll slip awaythen everything will be all right
Memories Of Our Eternal Future
When bone and bood are laid to rest, Lay your ever resting head upon my chest, Ever lasting love with smiles on our face, Feelings so strong, to ignore time and space, Remembering once of the good and the bad, Engulfed in the memories of happy and sad, Thoughts of sunets spent intertwined together, Pictures of love in stormy weather, Suprised by our time in deaths warm embrace, My spirit reaching to swipe a tear off you ghostly face, We escaped the worlkd, but we're still side by side, All my secrets and whispers in you i confide, They can't keep me from you, no way and no how, No regrets of the past, fears of the future , we are stuck in the now, I once brought you pain, just as you have I, Even when sitting together, seperate we would cry, But now we're united on the Astro Plain, From now till eternity to try it over and over again, So much time to sit and rediscover each other, Eternal time of the universe for me to be your lover, So don't push away through sad
Writing, Part 1 Of Many...
Don't worry,you can always fall backinto a pool of spilt milk,bleed it salty with crocodile tearsof could have beens,those pretty little rewindfocus shifters beckoning,teasing you from the other sideof an impenetrable leadand cigarette smoke wall,those taunting evasiveegosexual suggestions,freed from the shacklesthat bind us allto trickling iotason the fourth dimension axis.Or go ahead,light a spark,open the faucetand ignite the blamethrowerto scorch cleanerroneous extradermic illusions,the conspirator's razor thinspider web connections,nemesis shadows,betrayal bluesbreakdown boredomblah blah blah...One final crystal night.One holocaust of cleanse your conscience.
Hmm, Writing, Again
black velvetsliding like raincaressing soft moundsshifting to make wayand make day out ofblack velvet nightsliding sleepy slowlyrevelling ravishingwonders of daylightbright skinstraps finallyfalling from shouldersto release, revealwhat I achingly seekbut no, oh nostill clingingto curvesby some magicmagnetic marvelin those hallowedhallucinogenic hipsyou knowyou know so wellhow to capturemy attentionhow with nothingbut velvet bindthis heart to yoursforever and a daywith a slightestof sighsgravity conquersyour resistanceat lastand youconquer me
Again, Writing. Yep.
Are we nocturnal,creatures of dusk,wide pupil night visionenhanced?Deep sea monsters,clinging to bare rockand one another,like nothing elsemattered.As if we couldgo on like thisforever,in silent,carnal nexus,exploring the depthof each other'soceans.Are we amazon,astral, ancient,spanning from historyto hysteria?Rampant scribesrewriting legendsby taste and touchalone.Titans in clashedtectonic tension,as granite, as gold,and meltingfrom within.Are we everanywhere as eternalas in that madness,a singular pinnaclecrystal moment,when spiral galaxiesintersect,and embrace?
Writing, Again
this iswhat an aftertouchis to a symphonybarely noticedin the stormof what wasthis islingering resonancenine hundrednanosecondsin durationbut saying everythingthat was ever spokenin one final exhalewhen commotionwas cut sharpinto the loudestsilence ever heard this isyour facerelaxing afterexciting expressionexercise to sinkback into stillnessalmost closed eyesskin so unstrainedbrushing yourstill parted lipsagainst minethis isyour voicea soft moaning sighin sharp contrastto the hollering highthat seconds agofilled the roomand my mindthat uneloquentchanting explodingtonightthis isso much morethan my stillhammering hearttrying to lowerthe pulseas powerlesswe exhaleand sink softlyonto ourselvesand welcomethe aftertouchof a symphonyfor now
Writing, Of Course
I ama candid mirrorseamless, askew,slightly altered,familiar view.I make you thinkyou sense nexus,perfect match,pegs and holes,a gemini union.But no,there isno uplink,not a twinconnectiononly me;your customizedreflection.
Mhmm, More Writing...
insomnia strikesi dreamthat i sleepinsteadi dream thatslumber comesfrom the havenof faint fragrancetraces of youin this bedthat a sub rhythmof breath and surgeof pulsein youtransmittedthrough the interfacethat is unwrappedunveiled so closein directcommunicationand no distancelullingsoothingwhen ridingthe 2 AM trainto nowhere and sunriseon a mimic of madnessor endorphin highwhen i never will fadestill i dreamthat i sleepmaybe dreambecause you wrap mein unbearable wanting
Hmmm, More Writing. Who Knew!?
Words flowed from my fingertips.lust in blood with tearsof fear and love written on the body. A secret language in passion,encrypted messages understood by no one.Except his eyes.She holds the code that deciphers this heart this mind which lies within the deepest part of meHerein, he defines creation.It is raw emotionI spill for himboth complex and simple that moves the muse,stirs an echo of little words. I leak from vital points.Almost visceral its tearingthoughts from me...thoughts of him.Words formed, everythingeverything I want.I want to say.Shouldn't.
Yep, Yet Again, More Writing...
yeahyou heard meopen wideaccepttake a chunkof bittersweetgo onsink your teeth inwork those jawsfor realthis timebite yes biteuntil all heldheaven or hellbursts freeto coat your lipswith all that is me    water nectar syrup              spirit spit semen                        bourbon blood bile                                  acid lava loveI'm your applein the garden of edenso bite baby bitebecomea part of metonight
*sigh* More Writing...
How much fat shit can you talkin a smacked up hour or two?I know, or rather, I knewhow to chew down,spin out, contain, seep up, in three different ways,back in the days,the good old,very old,better left untold,beautiful haze.Better left untold?Here I am, spitting out,and the fat shit I talk nowcould never compareto how tongue and wit danceddefaced, defecated, dominated.Or at least, that's what I thoughtwhen the haze and the slurof three different waysto spin out, contain, seep upwas the kindest of friends,letting me love my dancing,dominating fat shit wit.I never understoodthat no one understood,but my beautiful hazeand I.Never dominating,always dominatedby seep up, untold,smacked up hours,three different ways,and beautiful haze.How much fat shit can you talkwhen breathless from numb nerveswho can not communicatethe fatigued limbs, back, headbecause seep upand beautiful hazewill not let you knowhow tired,so far from bold,beautiful, daring,and dominatingyou really are?When you parade wh
Writing, Yet Again!
Like I said,whether you heard or not,through waves crashingfrom commotion of ripplesyou unknowingly stir,this is why.This is whyI crawl up near,closer than comfort,to let your breathon my necklull us bothto sleep......because that is my home,not those walls.And this is whyI sometimes askfor you to comeand just be around,not hold me closeor kiss it better,but just to watch mewhen I cry......because privacyis too small a room.Anyway, like I said,because you never evenreally tried,you merely turn my conceptsinside out, just passing by......and then you havethe nerve to ask?
Yet Again, More Writing...
Feedingmy mood swingwith a bleeding of fearsfallinglike leavesaround my feetblending with tearsthat hangstrips dripsfor just as muchno-reason-at-allas the panicwelling swellingand still
Eh, More Writing...
Fireworks,flashlight,anything that brightens up the night.We trickle candle massand stick like candy flossto what feels right.Cavemen,trilobites,history is greedy, guard your rights.I rewind for primal want,but nonchalant you speakfrom holy heights.I heard you say I'll die for you
More Writing....
Wrapped up in your wild rose,you covered with my cassia,both tangled in sheets.Pleasantly mired in you as lust burned fingertipspaint twirling remdinders                                        down                         down                     &n
It is to feelnot to seenailstravellanguidlyconnectingnerveto nervousstatic electricityas if a gridalmost ohmlesscovered meyour fingersmagneticpulledfrom nodeto nothingheading higherso insanely slowsensations tricklespiral up my spinealong with fin
No filter, all wit,a gold plated razoragainst their jade skin,drawing red tears of esteem. Your cuts bleedpretty little puddles,pretty little streams.Almost unnoticed at firstyou dance with atomss
Thi Is A Little Older But It Made Great Sense When Obama Was Running For Office
This was written MONTHS AGO--------------For the first time in a LONG time I feel like this country has a decent chance at being successful and proud once again. I don't mean proud to hang a flag in our front yard because our neighbors did it. I mean proud to sit in a room and tell people from other nations that you are from the UNITED STATES OF AMERICA. like it love it hate it whatever, truth is for the last 8 years this country has had a man who DESTROYED more forest than the 3 presidents before him set aside. He ran more than one oil company into the ground, he ran the Texas Rangers into the ground and he ran this country into the ground. To all the pissed off rednecks- Who the fuck are you to sit and blast someone for WANTING change. for promoting GROWTH. Please do not mistake my anger for misunderstanding or un-education. I know what you stand for, I know what you believe in and good for you for thinking gay is a choice carrying guns is a necessity . Making abortion illegal and ye
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Manly Behavior
What does it mean to be a MAN? I don't think anyone in my generation REALLY knows. Seeing as how we have had our manhood stripped from us by our mothers at a VERY early age. Our mothers sisters wives girlfriends have ALL stripped small parts of our manhood away. It starts when you're young and your mom delegates when and where you are allowed to apply your man attitudes and actions. She tells you at 14 that you cant watch porn because ? WHY Obviously if you're 14 and you have porn you have a basic idea what the fuck its there for. Then again at 15 and 16 when you get into fights at school. "Be the bigger man and walk away" .......... Coming from a woman I don't think it's proper for you to tell me that NOT defending myself or sticking up for myself is MANLY. As Tyler pointed out we are a generation of men raised by women. 17 -18 SEX.... yea that ones pretty much explains itself. No sex in my house. (case closed) Once we start having sex dating getting interested in more than humping le
To Whom It May Concern
This must be what its like to be addicted to heroin Its nice for a few days but then you dont care again I led with my heart, you led with your words the truth come from your lips? thats fuckin absurd you played with my heart you fucked with my mind All the shit you put me through, youre one of a kind I will thank you for one thing you opend my eyes and toughend me up to other's bullshit and lies after all is said and done, im just glad to be rid of you and thankfull for the memories despiste all that you put me though Always trust your gut and never love a liar I meant what i said, I wouldnt piss on your gums if your teeth were on fire
Top Friends/family.
Wow, just found out that over half the peoples I did have on my top friends/family wasn't so kind to add me in the tops so they have been moved off or back from the list... HA HA like I said NO more HEAD GAMES....
Wondering if things in the near future will be worth it all. I wonder a lot....I worry a lot... what if everything goes wrong and my dreams are shattered...
Going 2 see my mother it's been awhile now that everything seems to be o.k. with me I've gotta go see her cause she's not doing so well. Also thanks the gods she's given me a car, seeing I told them f'in people that holds the note on my truck to come get it... Sad yes however they are not gonna fuck this girl over cause there's going to hell ta pay, I done went the F off on them and every1 else for that Oh yes no more nicey nice Jaime I have really grown the hell up since seeing what happen after I overdosed which was not my fault, yeah my damn doctors was just second guessing at my weight from the last time I had seen em which didn't make no sence whatsoever but ya know how that shit goes anyways I shall return sunday afternoon if not a little later so till then pray an keep the love going for me... I will show all love once I get back.... Much love 2 you & your's...... :D
Poem By Shia. Thanks Sugar.
My heart aches for the sweet glance of the repears face as he entices my soul, forever lost in his hold...please death, do not let go.
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it rocks  i have so much fun on fumafia   i will give out 9 favors to friends in my mob each month   if you got one this month more likey wont get one next month trying to be fair i try hit my other friends in dec thats when i be giveing out favors again  
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Dummy's Guide To Capping A Mobster
Dummy's Guide To Capping a Mobster   A.) Introduction and The Basics So, you made the poor choice of joining the underground life of the Mafia, eh? Couldn't afford the money to go to Fu-College to be a professional MuMMers, hm? Well, if you're gonna be a mobster, you might as well be good at it. That's were I come in. ;) The goal of this little guide here is to turn you from your panzy ass into a war machine- or something like that. I'll hand you the Uzi of Knowledge, and hopefully you'll use it in an efficient manner that won't put me to shame. Let's shank 'em! First things first, you need to know and understand the first  7 Main statuses of the game: 1.) Your Health: This starts at an ever original 100. Your goal is to bring down other people's health whilst keeping yours up- in most cases. If your health falls below 20%, you're able to do jack in terms of attacking another player, but others also can't hurt you, as well. A double edge sword. 2.) Your Energy: This allows you to do
After Dark
Watching her Strolling in the night So white Wondering why It's only After Dark In her eyes A distant fire light burns bright Wondering why It's only After Dark I find myself in her room Feel the fever of my doom Falling falling Through the floor I'm knocking on the Devil's door In the Dawn I wake up to find her gone And a note says Only After Dark Burning burning in the flame Now I know her secret name You can tear her temple down But she'll be back and rule again In my heart A deep and dark and lonely part Wants her and waits for After Dark
First Birthday Without You
Mom, we lost you back in January and things just haven't been the same without you.  Dad passed about 3 years before you and that was rough but we still had you.  Now you are gone as well.  I know Dad missed you and needed you where he was and that is fine.  You no longer hurt and have the use of your left side that the stroke had taken from you here.  I guess too that you both got to see the homer I hit this season, only did a few of those as a kid....sure wish you both could have been there to see a few in more recient times in person.  I know the girls miss you too.  Why don't the both of you stop by in a dream or something and say HI.  I know that would be good for both of them.  You two don't have too much fun but at the same time have lots of fun watching your grand kids grow and do you both proud.  I think of you both daily, take care and I hope you both are well!!!
Not Always Right | Customer To The Rescue
Retail | Boone, IA, USA (I was currently working in the electronics section of a discount super store, who’s favorite color use to be blue, when I was approached by a customer, which was surprising since the state was being hit by a significantly large ice storm.) Customer: “Hi, I’d like to pick up my pictures.” Me: “Hmm…it seems they aren’t in yet, when did you send them out?” Customer: *very angry* “They were supposed to be in today!” Me: “I’m sorry sir, but the lab where they are processed is hours away and its too dangerous for the drivers to be out on the roads today.” Customer: “Well I made it, how come they can’t?” Me: “Sir, you live on the street behind the building, which is a much shorter and safer distance compared to the over 120 miles the driver would have to drive, especially on roads that not even emergency vehicles won’t go onto.” Customer: “I
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Not Always Right | Pointless Obstinance
Retail | Edinburgh, UK Me: “Good Evening, Ross speaking. How can I help you?” Caller: “I just told you how you can help me!” Me: “No, sir, you were speaking to someone in admin; they put your call through to me. If you could repeat your query I’ll be happy to help.” Caller: “But I just told you what I wanted. I’m not repeating myself!” Me: “Then I’m sorry, I can’t help you then.” Caller: “Fine!” *hangs up*
Not Always Right | I'll Have Whatever He's Having
Bar | Edinburgh, UK (A VERY drunk WHITE guy comes in 5 minutes before closing time.) White guy: “F*ck you! You’re not going to serve me are you?” Me: “Nope, sorry, we’re just closing.” White guy: “Awww, go on, please…just a quick pint!” Me: “No, we’re closing.” White guy: “F*ck you, is it because I’m black?” Me: “…Yes.”
World Champs 27 Th Time
NEW YORK -- This was the ultimate dream that the Yankees waited so long to achieve, as they clustered at the center of their magnificent new cathedral and celebrated the perfect ending to the inaugural season of Yankee Stadium. Finally -- and forever -- a 27th World Series title is now theirs.     In what my have been his final game in pinstripes, Hideki Matsui drove in six runs and Andy Pettitte stepped up on short rest to help get the ball to Mariano Rivera. The Yankees' mission statement was completed on Wednesday with a 7-3 victory over the Phillies in Game 6 of the World Series. With old foe Pedro Martinez standing in the way of the end to a nine-year title drought, Matsui starred on the biggest stage of his career, belting a two-run homer and drilling a two-run single off the Phillies right-hander to provide the old workhorse Pettitte with a cushy advantage. Once a fresh face of the dynasty, Pettitte tugged the bill of his cap low over flecks of gray hair and prayed that hi
Not Always Right | The Joy Of Sex(ism) Part 2
Video Game Store | Akron, OH, USA (I’m a girl, and I work in a video game store.) Dude: “Are you guys hiring?” Me: “No, we just let some people go actually.” Dude: “Oh, I assumed they were desperate. I mean, they hired a girl.” Me: “I’ve worked here for 3 years.” Dude: “Oh, well can I ask the manager anyway?” Me: “Sure, he’s standing right over there.” *points to next register* Manager: “Don’t even ask. You just insulted my assistant manager.”
I Don't Get It....
    Once again tonight I get my heart broken by a woman. This time it's "oh Kyle, I would rather have my ex boyfriend who treated me like shit than you, because he said he was sorry (once again) and we have a history".   Everytime I get an interest, something happens like this. Or they turn out crazy, or they would rather just stay friends, or any of the other millions of excuses I get. I am starting to wonder, is it me? I always thought of myself as a good guy. I am honest. I always express myself and say what is on my mind. I compliment always. I try to be uplifting. I am romantic. I am a thrill seeker, but also am peaceful most of the time. Is there something I am not seeing? Is there something about me that I haven't learned yet that these women are seeing?     When I become interested in someone,  I give it my all. I put 110% into everything. I try to make sure everything is right. I compromise where it is due. Why is it that the good guys always end up hurt, or used, or li
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Not Always Right | Alls Well That Ends Well In Roswell
Signmaking Shop | Vancouver, BC, Canada (I worked at a sign making company in Vancouver–AKA Hollywood North–that did a lot of work for locally produced sci-fi TV shows like The X-Files. We did a lot of signage that said things like “FBI Headquarters” that they would use to make a local library look like some kind of secret government research facility.) Movie Set B*tch: “OMG! We need a TEAK sign that says FBI headquarters down here at the set in three hours.” (Note: This job normally takes one person several days to complete with staining and whatnot.) Me: “Okay. We can do it but we’re going to have to charge you triple for a rush job.” MSB: “No problem. Just have it down here in three hours. I don’t care how much it costs.” Me: “Just to confirm. You want it stained to look like teak, yes?” MSB: “Yes. Please hurry!” (We get the sign done in 2.5 hours but we’re literally apply
Not Always Right | Keeping Up Appearances
Theatre | New York, NY, USA (I was working a children’s show at this theatre and this woman was helping a child with special needs. I was closing the theatre when she came running up to me.) Woman: “I think I left my phone inside the theatre. Can I just go check?” (I let her inside and we begin looking where she had been sitting; neither of us could find it. At this point she was on her knees sitting up, digging through her pockets.) Woman: “Where the hell could it have…” (She freezes and pulls her phone out of her pocket, which she then looks at and THROWS IT UNDER A SEAT. She then bends over and grabs it.) Woman: “I found it! Thank you so much.” Me: *stifling laughter* “You’re welcome.”
Not Always Right | A Cold Day In Hell
Plumber | Chicago, IL, USA (An extremely difficult older customer was waiting on hold to speak to me while I was on the line with another customer. He impatiently hung up several times and called back as though terrorizing the receptionists would get him on the phone with me any faster.) Me: “Sorry to keep you holding, how can I help you?” Older male customer: “I demand that you remove that hold music immediately because I refuse to listen to it! I also don’t appreciate waiting! I’m very busy and don’t have the time to waste to talk to you!” Me: “I’m apologize for the inconvenience, but I was on the line with another customer.” Him: “Now I’m going to waste your time by staying on the line so you can’t take any other calls!” Me: “Okay…” Him: “…” Me: “…” (The silence continues for another pointless several seconds.) Him: “Let me sp
Not Always Right | Entropy Strikes Again
Movie Theater | Illinois, USA (A woman came up to the concession counter with a tub of popcorn.) Me: “Yes, can I help you?” Woman: “WHY IS THIS POPCORN COLD?!” Me: “It is? That’s weird, it shouldn’t be. I just made several batches, so I can get you another one.” (The popcorn was ice cold, which was odd considering it usually stayed warm for a few hours.) Me: “Just wondering, when did you buy this popcorn?” Woman: “Yesterday.” Me: “…”
Not Always Right | Math-uh-matics
Drugstore | Oklahoma City, OK, USA (We’re selling tons of over-the-counter, store-brand medications at buy one, get one free. I ring up a lady who has two bottles of cough syrup with her. She keeps a stern eye on the cash register monitor as I check them through.) Lady: “That’s not right.” Me: “What isn’t?” Lady: “The coupon says buy one at $6.99, get the other one free.” Me: “Precisely. You’re getting both of these for $6.99.” Lady: “But one’s ringing up as $3.50 and the other at $3.49.” Me: “That’s correct. The register divides these differences automatically.” Lady, growing fidgety: “But that’s not what the COUPON says.” Me: *after a pause* “Well, $3.50 plus $3.49 is $6.99.” Lady: “So this is how you scam customers!” Me: “Ma’am, I’m pretty certain that we here at [drugstore chain] do not scam our customers
Honestly, what the fuck? Is there are not one single solitary fucking person on this website that is not all about bullshit and getting their fucking ego's stroked? Just one fucking person that isn't full of shit...that would be fucking lovely in all honesty...but I won't hold my breath at this rate.  SOMEONE FUCKING SURPRISE ME!
Not Always Right | Imperialism At Its Finest
Retail | Yukon, Canada Customer: *hands over US Currency while trying to buy a T-Shirt* Me: “I’m sorry sir, we don’t take US Currency. We do, however take debit, all major credit card–” Customer: *cuts me off* “Why the hell can’t you take my money?! This is the U. S. OF A!” Me: “No sir, this is the Yukon Territory, in Canada.” Customer: “No it’s not! This is the USA! Alaska! I’ve been driving on the Alaska Highway for hours so that makes this Alaska!” Me: “No sir. This is the Yukon…we’re part of Canada…the Alaska Highway LEADS to Alaska and–” Customer: *again, cutting me off* “Don’t you ever look at a map?! The Yukon is IN Alaska, and that’s part of the United States! You HAVE to take my money!” Me: “The Yukon is part of Canada, we are NEXT to Alaska, which is part of the United States…” (The customer gets angry,
Not Always Right | I Once Had A Customer This Dumb
UPS Store | Leesburg, VA, USA Me: “Thank you for calling The UPS Store, this is Rick speaking, how may I help you?” Caller: “Yeah, hi. I need to find out how much it will be to send something to Iowa.” Me: “I’d be happy to get you an estimate on shipping. Could I get the dimensions and weight of the box as well as the ZIP code of the destination?” Caller: “Yeah, it’s probably about 10 pounds, and about this big.” Me: “Well, I need a ZIP code for the destination, but you didn’t really give me the dimensions of the box.” Caller: “The ZIP code is 51365, and it’s about this big.” Me: “Ma’am, I can’t see your hands, so you’ll have to give me some sort of numeric dimension to work with.” Caller: “Oh, let me get a ruler–” *click* Me: *sigh* Customer in the store who overheard the phone conversation: “Are you serious?!”
Not Always Right | The Endless Loopy
Video Rental | Chicago, IL, USA Man on phone: “Hi, I don’t think this DVD is working properly.” Me: “What happened, exactly?” Man on phone: “We put it in and it plays, but the movie is only a couple minutes long and then it starts over again.” Me: “Are there any words on the screen?” Man on phone: “Yes. The title of the movie and some other things.” Me: “Is there a word that says Play or Play Movie?” Man on phone: “Yes.” Me: “Just hit the play button on you remote control or DVD player.” Man on phone: “Wow! Thanks! It’s doing something else now. I just thought it was a short movie.”
Not Always Right | Effective Excuses. Vol. 1
Bar | Edinburgh, Scotland, UK (A female comes into the bar and asks to use the toilets.) Me: “Sorry, toilets are for customer use only.” Her: “I just started my period. If you don’t let me use the toilet, I’m going to bleed all over your floor.” Me: “First door on the left.”
Not Always Right | Just Wait Until She Names Her Kids
Tech Support | Grand Rapids, MI, USA (This customer called in to reactivate her account. She didn’t remember the original password so I reset it for her) Me: “All right, your password must be at least six characters in length, contain letters and numbers, and cannot be a common dictionary word. What would you like it to be?” Customer: “Eat sh*t.” Me: “Excuse me?” Customer: “The password–eatsh*t.” Me: “Alright…but it requires a number.” Customer: “Oh….” Me: “How about 1eatsh*t1?” Customer: “Great!”
Kiss Of Death
It seems to all have started with a kiss,and finally lead up to thisA broken heart and miss-used trust,could it of been that all you felt for me was lustI remember all those promises you made,and when you broke them i felt so betrayedDo you not know how much you meant to me,and that letting you go wasn’t done so easilyYou made me feel so grateful and happy to be alive,but now you’re gone and I’m finding it hard to surviveLife is full of emotions that you cannot control,And emotions that cant be preventedNo matter how hard you trysome how someone manages to get into your heartThe problem is not letting them in,The problem is getting them out,When you love someone nothing else matters,You feel like your flyingBut when its time to leave,You feel like your dyingNo one can be blamed for our mistakesEveryone has regrets and complaintsAnd everyone has to deal with the painA thousand words couldn’t bring you back,
Its funny how we sit and type,and we stare at our screensWe all have to wonder, what this possibly means.With our mouse we roam, through the rooms in a mazelooking for something or someone, as we sit in a daze.we chat with each other, we type all our woessmall groups we do form, and gang up on our foes.we wait for somebody, to type our nameWe want recognition, but it is always the sameWe give kisses and hugs, and sometimes flirtin IMs we chat deeply, and reveal why we hurt.We do form friends but-why we don't knowbut some of these friendships, will flourish and grow.Why is it on screen, we can be so boldTelling our secrets, that have never been told.Why is it we share, the thoughts in our mindWith those we can't see, as though we were blind.The answer is simple, it is as clear as a bell.We all have problems, and need someone to tell.We can't tell real people,
The Kiss Of Death
The pain inside mewouldn't easily just melt awaystarted off with a slap across my faceends with the kiss of hate,kiss of hurt, kiss of bitterness the pain in my heart is stillinside mewhich would burst any momentthe look I saw from her eyes told me she was sicked of mei felt infinity of daggers stabbingstraight into my heartthe pain would have its place inside me eternally Kiss me tonight without saying anythingkiss me until the blood sproutskissing me with rage, it is my farewell tomorrow I leave without knowing where! Kiss me without rest with your best kisskiss me with happiness, while my soul criesKiss me until the dawn arriveskiss me with limitless passion kiss me.... just kiss me...Without saying anything!for that kiss was the kiss ofDEATH!!!!!
My Dream Girl
Everynight I hold her, in every single dream.But when i wake up without her, my heart it starts to scream.I lay here wondering why, my life is full of pain.As i start to cry, my tears they fall like rain.I cant go on without her, she's the reason i live. your all the love i give.I cant go on i need her, she always make me smile.I mean it i cant live without her, i would walk a million miles.To be with her right here right now, my love is true i'll show you how.To love me, the way that i love you.Then maybe you'll, feel just like i do.So wear are you my dream girl....
Take A Bow
It's time for me to be leaving nowto leave the stage and to take a bowIf only you would tell me howto love I've seen the light the other dayIt's not so bright and I must sayIs there not any other wayTo see mefor I have done my ut-most bestI have been better than the restbut still I haven't passed the test I know that I can only trybut still can't help but wonder whythat you will not just come on byto see me I looked at the sky this afternoonwas quite surprised to see Your smiling faceYour warm embraceLike that day at the beachIt seems my night time falls too soon for if you were not so angryfor the stupid things I doTo see I apreciateThe things you dothere is nothing left to saynow all my dreams have washed awayAnd you said it on my birthday“Im done with you”remember words can take life away don’t let what we have come build head for the slaughter like cattlewaiting for death to knock at their doorI meant what I said always and foreverYou’re my queen and im yo
The Rose
The redness of the rose has faded dark watch falling peddles drift down To the ground vanishing into ashes disappeared with the wind he cant do anything to bring his rose back to life as it dies before his eyes all he can do is cry this rose was his source of power that gave life to his stream for everypeddle that falls def ripping his soul apart as hegets weaker and wearier he screams with all he has left in his body Father what have I done to disseverthis death for I am the life steam your rose for you created meas a seed bringing light of the sun water from the world tobirth me the blood that flows through my veins is the bloodof your only son the son of love why have you forsaken meand a voice replied I have never left you or forsaken you I have rebirth you asA new seed you are no longer halo you are now my new bread
The Day
To some people is just another day. For me this is a day my life begain with my love.So I Stop, and think what we've been through and how much are love as grew. Yes we fight, and cry but never forget for you I would die. everyday I see your beautiful, smiling face, and there are moments that I stare and you take my breath away, and leave me with nothing to say, on this special day the day god bless me with my queen I ask myself how it is possible to love a person so much. my heart has been permanently touched. all the tears and pain seem to go away. The pieces of my heart that were chiseled away, you make them ok. once there was a deep dark hole nobody could touch, until you came and filled it with all your love. on this special day I want you to know, I love you  More than I could write down, tell, explain or even try to show, In this life or the next. I've said things I regret, And they hurt you inside and made you cry, but let those things die,not you and I. I want to be with you t
WOW! remembering when Iheld you for the first timein my embraceyour arms wrapped around meyour warm body against mineyour hands caressing meI felt a sweet sensationA sensation my body never feltI felt your soft kisses and tonguefor it was an angel to me God dealtStarting at the top of my earmy body shivered with blissslowly moving down to my neckWe sat on the bed and began to kissmy hands wrapped around your waist my lovethen slowly kissed your silky skinsoftly moving to those piercing breastsMy body tingled, my mind began to spin soon making love so pure and sweetIt had never felt so rightA distant, hidden fantasy of lovenever imagined it would happen that night the day my heart was open by mysoulmate the one that had the key
Do It Now
Not Always Right | The Great Doll Heist Of '08
Retail | Rochester, NY, USA (I was working in the back, getting things ready for the next floor set, and I had to pull some mannequins from the floor and dress them. I was dragging one of the full body forms towards the back, when a customer approached me.) Her: “Excuse me, do you work here?” (Note that I’m wearing the uniform and I still have a headset in my ear.) Me: “No, ma’am, I’m stealing this mannequin.” Her: “Oh, okay. thanks.” (She turns around to find someone else to help her.)
Not Always Right | It Comes With Free Broadsword
Donut Shop | Connecticut, USA (I’m working drive through when the headset beeps.) Me:: “Hi, welcome to *** Donuts, what can I get you?” Customer:: “Hi, I’ll have a barbarian cream!” Me:: “…a what?” Customer: “A barbarian cream!” Me: “…you mean a Bavarian cream?” Customer: “Yeah, that!”
Not Always Right | Yum, Bible Ham Paste
Grocery Store | Suffolk, VA, USA (I use to work in a deli at a grocery story. This story takes place there.) Me: “How can I help you?” Customer: “I want the extra cheap-a** ham.” Me: “How thin do you want that?” Customer: “Bible-paper thin.” Me: “Um…ok?” (It should be noted that slicing the “extra cheap-a** ham” too thin results not in ham, but in a ham-like paste) Me: “Here you go.” Customer: “You call that thin? You obviously aren’t a religious man, I can see.” Me: “Ok…” (I ended up giving him about $3.00 worth of ham paste and he walked away happy, so I guess it all worked out.)
Not Always Right | Captain Obvious' Revenge
bar | Edinburgh, Scotland, UK Customer: “How cold is the Extra Cold Guinness?” Me: “Colder than the regular Guinness.” Customer: “Okay, I’ll try it.” (Customer takes a sup of his pint.) Customer: “It just tastes like regular Guinness, but colder!” Me: “…yup.”
See Me Now
Just Read
Joe wanted to buy a motorbike. He doesn't have much luck until one day   he comes across a Harley with a 'For Sale ' sign on it.   The bike seems even better than a new one, although it is 10 years old.   It is shiny and in absolute mint condition. He immediately buys it, and   asks the seller how he kept it in such great condition for 10 years.   "Well, it's quite simple, really," says the seller, "whenever   the bike is outside and it's going to rain, rub Vaseline on the chrome.   It protects it from the rain." And he hands Joe a jar of Vaseline.   That night, his girlfriend, Sandra, invites him over to meet her   parents. Naturally, they take the bike there.   But just before they enter the house, Sandra stops him and says, "I have   to tell you something about my family before we go in."   "When we eat dinner, we don't talk. In fact, the first person who says   anything during dinner has to do the dishes."   "No problem," he says. And in they go.   Joe is shocked. Right smack in th
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Not Always Right | Calling Her Bluff
Video Rental | Maryville, MO, USA Customer: “Yeah, this movie didn’t play right. It keeps skipping. I want a different one.” Me: “Okay, if you want to go grab another copy off the shelves I’ll get this checked in.” (I scan the movie and it is three days late.) Me: “Ma’am, this movie is three days late.” Customer: “So?” Me: “So…I’ll have to charge you full price to rent another movie, and you’ll need to pay the late fee.” Customer: “THE MOVIE DIDN’T WORK. I SHOULD GET ANOTHER ONE FREE!” Me: “Well, it was a three day rental, and you could have brought it in anytime in those three days and we would have been happy to exchange it free of charge. However since it’s late, I can’t do that.” Customer: “THIS IS F**KING BULLS**T! LET ME TALK TO YOUR MANAGER!” Me: “I am the manager, ma’am.” Customer: “F**KING RI
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Not Always Right | No, Only In The Original Klingon
Bookstore | North Attleboro, MA, USA Me, picking up phone: “*** Book and Music…can I help you?” Customer: “Do you have Shakespeare in English?”
Washed Away
I'm falling, sinking way down deep I'm lost, alone and I can't sleep like waves, I rip and get sucked in then crash, real hard and then I spin I'm lost alone and it's my friends I lack you saw me leave but didn't help me back my wall is up and will not drop the pain is strong and will not stop I cry, some tears to void the pain like rain, they fall but I'm still insane I drift, way out and it's too late I'm free, at last! but it's not my fate...
Not Always Right | Pride Goeth Before A Rental
Video Rental | Philadelphia, PA, USA (I have a reputation of knowing good movies. Some customers got into the habit of just coming in and asking me what they should watch…especially when they wanted to seem intellectual. One customer was an a** one day so I gave him a Russian movie that was slow, boring and pretentious. He returned the movie about a week later.) Me: “How’d you like it?” Customer: “Man, you dropped the ball on this one. It sucked. Took me three nights to get through it. I kept falling asleep. I hate to have to pay this much money for it.” Me: “Wow, I’m surprised. I don’t recommend it to a lot of people because I don’t think they’ll catch the subtle subtext in the imagery.” Customer: “Really?” Me: “Yeah…the meat of the story is really in the shot composition, the use of color and the things that remain unsaid. It gets past a lot of people but I thought you would have
Not Always Right | The Straw Man
Fast Food | Brisbane, Australia (Holding a large box of straws, I walk out towards the customers side of the registers during lunch time at a busy shopping center fast food restaurant, to refill all the straw holders.) Me: “Excuse me, sir…” (I walk up beside the customer, but still giving him some space despite the fact it was busy and crowded.) Angry Customer: “To hell with that c**p, Why do you get to go first? I’ve been waiting here for TEN MINUTES!” Me: “I’m just…” Angry Customer: “You’re just impatient, thats your problem, wait in line like the rest of us.” (A lot of other customers were staring at him, he had clearly not even realized I was in uniform.) Me: “Sorry sir, I work here and I need to refill these straws, a lady complained before because all the straw holders had run out.” Angry Customer: “Well why are you doing that NOW? Couldn’t you have picked a better t
Not Always Right | A Miracle On Placebo Street
Restaurant | Northbrook, IL, USA (I was a waiter at a 50’s style dinner in a mall restaurant where a customer asked me to turn the heat up.) Customer: “It’s a little cold in here. Could you turn the heat up?” Me: “I would love to, but the restaurant is open to the mall and we have no control over the mall temperature.” Customer: “Could you please just try?” Me: “I would love to but there is no way–” Customer: “I would really appreciate it if you would just try.” Me: “I’ll be right back and see what I can do.” (I then proceed to walk into the back house and munch on some onion rings. After a few minutes pass, I walk out.) Me: “How’s that?” Customer: “Much better!”
Too Boring To Do This On My Own.
So Suga Lips did this in her blog and I figured I'd do it in mine. I'm not sure about some of these....   Enjoy!
Work this time! :/    
Not Always Right | The Problem Exists Between Chair And Keyboard
Tech Support Specialist | Buffalo, NY, USA (I had just started a new IT job for a large school district and was not expecting the level of stupidity I would be dealing with on a regular basis. Within my first 3 weeks, I receive a phone call from a school.) Clerk: “Hi, I am trying to use this new system on these computers and I attempting to make my account. My Principal got me started but now I am stuck.” Me: “What seems to be the problem?” Clerk: “Well, it is asking me for First Name and I have no idea what I am supposed to type.” Me: “You’re at the registration screen? Um…well I think you are supposed to enter your name.” Clerk: “Oh…okay…wait. No, it’s asking me for something else.” Me: “What now?” Clerk: “It says…last…name…what do I put here?” Me: “Probably your last name.” Clerk: “Oh, thanks…oh Jesus, now it&r
Not Always Right | Mmmmm, Cherry Flavored Maxi-pads
Retail | South Australia (Around Easter, stacking poorly transported eggs and bunnies onto a shelf. A young girl, around 16, approaches me.) Customer: “Can you tell me where the confectionery is?” (I am slightly bemused, as we are standing next to the confectionery aisle.) Me: “Yes, it is just there.” (She looks, and furrows he brow.) Customer: “No. Confectionery.” Me: *pointing again* “Yes, there.” (She looks even more angry now.) Customer: “No. The c o n f e c t i o n e r y!” Me: “Yes…there.” Customer: “Nooo. The confectionery, like tampons and stuff!”
Not Always Right | Zero Short Term Memory Part 2
College Computer Lab | New Brunswick, NJ, USA (There is an ID check to enter the lab and to print.) Me: “Hi, can I see your ID please?” Guy: “No, I don’t need ID to come in here.” Me: “Yes, at this lab it is required.” Guy: “But I don’t need an ID to come in!” Me: “I’m sorry, but I really need your ID or I can’t let you come into the lab.” Guy: “Oh I need ID to come in? Why didn’t you just ask me for it?!” Me: *headdesk*
Not Always Right | F*** The Benefits, We Want Combat Pay
Retail | New Zealand (So we have this awful woman who regularly shops at our store. One day we were extremely busy and a coworker of mine was struggling to fit shoes for three children.) Mean lady: “Bring me this size!” Coworker: *disappears out back for a few seconds* “I’m sorry ma’am, but it appears we’ve sold our last pair.” Mean lady: *throws shoe box at co workers head, hitting her squarely in the forehead* Coworker: “Ouch…” Mean Lady: “I hate you!”
Celebrity Lookalikes
Since this thing hates me it will be posted in the comments.   Question, and a serious one, do I really look Asian? I have had a few people ask me if I have any Asian's in my family. I don't in close proximity.
I Love You
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Botox Mass Public Testing Needed
BOTOX Application has Become a Cause of Hepatitis and HIV. Mass Public Testing Needed Quote: "We're not talking about 40,000 or 50,000 people. We're talking about hundreds of thousands of injections" BOTOX vials come with enough product to treat 2 to 5 people or more, however the vial is only sterile for ONE use. The problem stems from the fact that medical professionals administering the drug cannot charge as much as the vial cost them. The result is that they feel forced to contaminate the vial to treat the next person in line for a dose. The risk for Hep C, Hep B and HIV is massive.How BOTOX application facilities adjust:Action: Take up to five syringes, pull one treatment into each syringe and treat multiple people from one vial.Problem: This is an illegal practice. This is not a controlled or approved medical practice and mistakes can easily be made.Action: One syringe is used to draw from the same vial more than once on one patient. The contents of that vial are now fully con
FUCK OFF! I am not interested!
Fuck This Ass Hole
incase you missed my status (not sure how) lol I altruized this guy last night and leveled him almost 2 times-- worked my ass off to get him points (not having autos is hard enough to get points) but I even paying out MY fubucks to get me bombed FOR HIM and now he blocks me????? WTF No common sense of decency on here anymore- I think I do alot for people and NO i dont expect anything back but to block me?? and not even say anything --really fucking shitty!! Wanna know why people dont help each other? This is why!!! check this loser out - DO NOT HELP HIM!! I altruized him last night leveled him almost 2 times and now he blocks me-- show him some good old fashioned dont fuck my friends over luvin!   Anyway the link there in my stauts lol is to him- DONT HELP HIM he will just take advatage of you!
Not Always Right | A Pain In The Ask
Retail | Santa Barbara, CA, USA (This customer bought a couple packs of white t-shirts and socks.) Me: “Your total is $28.77.” Customer: “Were the shirts on sale?” Me: “Yes, they were $2 off.” Customer: “How do you know?” Me: “…because that’s what the sale price is. See? It shows it here on the register screen.” Customer: “Oh okay. But were they on sale?” Me: “Yes.” Customer: “Okay. Were the socks on sale?” Me: “No.” Customer: “Why not?” Me: “Our sales change weekly and this week these socks aren’t on sale.” Customer: “Why not?” Me: “Because they aren’t on sale this week.” Customer: “But why?” Me: “I don’t know…corporate decides the sales.” Customer: “Oh okay. What’s the total?” Me: “$28.77.” (The customer gives me $40 and
Not Always Right | The Joy Of Sex(ism)
Computer Store | Reykjavik, Iceland (I’m a 28 year old female and work for a computer store. I’m alone in the store when a middle-aged man walks in.) Me: “Hi there, can I help you?” Customer: “Are there any computer guys around here?” Me: “Just me at the moment, anything I can help you with?” Customer: *tries to look behind me to the stock room and repair area* “Well, aren’t there any computer GUYS here?” Me: “No. Look, is there anything I can help you with?” Customer: “Well um…I need this fixed.” *holds a multimedia jukebox* Me: “Well, I work in repairs as well so just tell me what’s wrong with it and I’ll take a look at it for you.” Customer: “Listen, I just need to talk to a computer guy! I did everything right. I put the hard disk in but it still won’t work. Just get a guy to fix it!” Me: “Well, the most common mistake is when
Not Always Right | Stupidity Exemplified
Retail | Niagara Falls, NY, USA (I was working in the seasonal section of a large bulk retail chain. It was Christmas time and we sold large sets of decorative houses with lights in them.) Customer: “Hi, I would like to purchase one of these…” *points to a house set* “…but there aren’t anymore underneath it. Where are the others stored?”" (I use my price gun to check the quantities of said item.) Me: “I’m sorry, it appears we are sold out.” Customer: “Oh, well then I’ll just take this one.” *points to the display unit* Me: “Oh, that’s just a display unit. That one isn’t for sale.” Customer: “Why not?” Me: “Well, this is one of those specific items that we are given a temporary display unit from the vendor that we have to send back at the end of the season.” Customer: “So why can’t I buy it?” Me: “Well, it’s not ours t
Not Always Right | Hey, Let's Make Our Own Rules
Movie Theater | Lubbock, TX, USA (I work as a box office cashier and Saturday nights are the best due to funny things like this.) Lady: “I need two for 27 Dresses.” Me: “I’m sorry but the 7:20 is sold out. Our next one is at 10:00.” Lady: “Seriously? It’s sold out?” Me: “Yes, ma’am.” Lady: “So there aren’t any more seats?” Me: “No seats.” Lady: “What if I went and bought concessions?” Me: “Then you would have concessions, I suppose.” Lady: “I mean, if I bought stuff from inside, I can get seats right?” Me: “No. You’ll just have popcorn and soda.” Lady: “Are you sure?” Me: “Well typically when you get concessions, you end up with popcorn and soda.” Lady: “Yes. That’s true.” Me: “Can I ask you to step aside so I can help some other people if you aren’t ready to select an
Not Always Right | Who Needs Brains When You Have Money
Restaurant | New Hartford, NY, USA ( I worked as a waiter at a country club with a bunch of really “Old Money” snobs. ) Me: “We have a steak (of some kind, I don’t remember). And dude does it sound good!” Old Money: “Ahem! Excuse me! Did you just say dude?” Me: “Why yes sir. I did, I was just saying how good this dish sounds.” Old Money: “Well, excuse me young man. Dude AIN’T a word.” (At this point I’m thinking…are you seriously trying to debate this with an English Major by saying “Ain’t?”) Me: “Well sir, actually it is. A dude is a rich old man, like yourself, from the East who thinks they can live on a ranch in the West. And just for the record sir! ‘Ain’t’ is NOT a word! ” (Needless to say, I wasn’t allowed to wait that Old Man or his family at the Country Club ever again.)
Not Always Right | There Is Such A Thing As A Stupid Question
Semi-submersible Boat Tours | Sitka, AK, USA (I was a naturalist on a semi-submersible vessel for a summer in Alaska. The passengers get to sit in the bottom section of the boat, six feet below the water line, looking out of large windows. Over the course of the summer, I got a couple of fun questions.) Tourist 1: “Hey, where are all the tropical fish?” Me: *blink* “Um, in the tropics, sir. This is Alaska.” Tourist 2: “Are we going to see any bears?” Me: *looking out the windows at fields of kelp and bored-looking rockfish* “Sorry, no. We haven’t been able to get them to use the scuba equipment without chewing through it yet.”
Not Always Right | Honor Among Thieves
Grocery Store | New Hampshire, USA Me: “Your total is $87.95.” Customer: “I have a coupon for [X product]. It was for a dollar off.” Me: “Ok.” (I wait 30 seconds for her to produce it, but she stares blankly at the total on the screen.) Customer: “Well, aren’t you going to type that in? It’s for one dollar.” Me: “Ma’am, I just need to see the coupon so I can scan it.” Customer: “Well I don’t HAVE it with me…it’s at home. I forgot it, but it’s for [X product] for a dollar.” Me: “Ma’am, I can’t credit you for that unless you bring the coupon with you. You are welcome to bring it next time. Your total today is $87.95.” Customer: “So what, you don’t believe me? Why can’t you just give me a dollar off? That’s what the coupon was for.” Me: “Ma’am, I believe that you bought the product and that you have
Not Always Right | All [retail Slaves] Look The Same
Department Store | Washington, USA (I fix registers and self-checkout equipment at said store. I wear a badge, it states which company I work for and has a picture of me on it. It looks nothing like the name badges the store uses but everyone asks me if I work there or if I can help them. I always answer politely that I don’t and point them in the direction of someone who does. But this time…) Me: *walking to back of store to fiddle with a printer that was acting up* Lady: “Can you help us with picking a TV?” Me: *Looks around* “Me?” Lady’s Boyfriend: “Yes you, we need some help here.” Me: “I’m sorry, but I don’t work here.” Lady: “Look, I just want to know about some of the features.” Me: *dumbfounded* “Like I said, I don’t work here.” Lady’s Boyfriend: “Un-f***ing-believable…I guess this is what minimum wage pays for these days.” Me: *snort
Why? Why can't people let you love someone? Why do they always try to take your place? Why do we let others decide that? Yet when you voice your concern you become the idiot? When you say hey! I don't like that! You are told "whatever"! The absolute lack of respect for a relationship on here disgusts me already! When you only have the internet for the time being to try and stay close with someone. Its all you have! Yet others don't give a fuck! I don't understand! I don't get it! I am no ones prize! I am a simple girl from Ohio that was lucky enough to find love after 40 fucking years! I will be damned if anyone on here is gonna take that from me! All your friggin blings! All your friggin VIP's and ticklers don't mean a fucking thing! Love can not be bought! Its earned! Through giving yourself to someone! To allowing them to see your faults and downfalls! Its allowing that person to know it hurts! To finally say ENOUGH! ENOUGH! ENOUGH! I am a girl from Ohio who fell in love with a man
Forbidden Love
I was taking a stroll today when I saw you walking by I tried to catch your attention you didn't dare to reply why you say no words I cannot understand And yet you don't accept I cannot hold your hand You have a man in charge You've stated your dead limit And I just thought at first you considered me a dimwit We can never be together we just can't connect for I am a person and you are a dog our love is incorrect
Drug Dealers and Drive Bys Cause pain and tears in eyes I walk the streets with my head held high With a single question in my mind Why? Why are bullets flying over heads more than birds Why are battles spilling over into ghettos and suburbs Why are there more metal detectors in schools than books Why are there less Doctors than crooks Why are babies born already addicted to crack Why are there crooked preachers Stealing from the offering bowl and adding to their own money stacks I can ask these questions all day and night However I'll never get an answer that's just right Because I see what other's don't want to see Our world is like a boat about to be swallowed by the sea The sea of hate because we cant get along Cant let our relationship build and become strong We all right everone else is wrong Thats our mentality as we bang the Hatred Gong I sit in the alleyways where machine guns spray Where Grandmothers pray that their grandchildren will see the next day I wade through
I Look While Others See
I look at the world while others say they see. Difference should be obvious. You see while I look. To say you see, you have already passed judgement. Looking I have yet to do so. Follow my Blog and you can see how others view me, you, and themselves. I watched the evening news last week with famous Mr. and Mrs. Bill Gates and the question was what is the future far as the PC? The response came down to the PC will interact with you, meaning entertainment. You'll be occupied. You will not be needed. In MATRIX some get unplugged and here, we will be plugged in. Like it or not your needs will be filled and without you they will be very happy. I see two worlds and they are both good. Either one does not matter because the ultimate end is good. One is Paradise and the other is not. The end is good. In a song "call someplace paradise and kiss it good bye." Conversation she asked, is the world coming to a end? I did not answer in that, I am not fit to give that answer. That answer, will have
A Poet's Death Is His Life
The dark wings of night enfolded the city upon which Nature had spread a pure white garment of snow; and men deserted the streets for their houses in search of warmth, while the north wind probed in contemplation of laying waste the gardens. There in the suburb stood an old hut heavily laden with snow and on the verge of falling. In a dark recess of that hovel was a poor bed in which a dying youth was lying, staring at the dim light of his oil lamp, made to flicker by the entering winds. He a man in the spring of life who foresaw fully that the peaceful hour of freeing himself from the clutches of life was fast nearing. He was awaiting Death's visit gratefully, and upon his pale face appeared the dawn of hope; and on his lops a sorrowful smile; and in his eyes forgiveness. He was poet perishing from hunger in the city of living rich. He was placed in the earthly world to enliven the heart of man with his beautiful and profound sayings. He as noble soul, sent by the Goddess of Understan
Towards Inner Time
Strong and sober times of oldWalking, creeping towards inner timeSmall cravings across the landWondering, thinking till time has comeFeelings amongst those of oldHaunted now and structured futureScent of ranched tyrannyFill the airTouch of gold left behindGrowing pains and slender blissCrying lower beneath the skinTears pouring, listening to all was doneNothing comes or goesNothing seems to changeAll is still the same
Revengeful Misery
Thy misery grows deepHow can this be and nothing greatThe hatred of thy soul is wider than believedNo coming out nor coming closeHurt thy and thou shall dieDie within thy heart and mindHate thy and thou shall be hatedKill thy confidence and thy'll kill thou heartDestruction is blissThy destruction is greater than thou hateSpite thy and thou shall depart from life
Death Trap
Don't fall too deepInto the death trapThere is nothing to gainAnd everything to loseYou get attachedTo people you don't knowOnly to get hurtFor their stupid showYour mind gets boggledWith thoughts that aren't thereYour heart gets crushedJust so they can snickerThe internet is my trapJust like many othersDo not fall too deepInto your death trap
Money is the thing that drives usThe more we haveThe greedier we areThe less we haveThe more we wantMoney is powerIf we have itWe can get what we wantIf we have itWe only want moreMoney is nothing but hateIt makes us stealIt makes us killMoney is nothing... but hell
Your Game
Why do you insit On playing this game? Why do you wanna hurt everyone around you? What do you really gain? I love how you think That tearing down everyone Will satisfy your hunger Are you satisfied? Are you happy? Yea, I thought so You don't know who to blame But Honey, I know It' s your falut It's your curse It's your game What's the matter honey? Dont wanna play anymore?
Time is lost with spacious and gloomy hair to right of responsibility. For one believes that he is yet to have more power than the just of whom is not vein by vein encouragements. Thee shall not know the spawn of my thoughts towards this treatment of self-importance and pity or indignant actions. Please of whom gives thee power to move thy very thoughts to believe in yet better forgiveness. I don’t want the belief of which is to respond undignified to negative characters. But yet to use detritions ways to even out the thoughts of the many intended negativity.
A Promise Broken
Terrified by the thought of it, And thinking no one can get to him in time. Thinking of him cutting too deep by just a bit, Turns me as green as a lime. He swore to put the razors down for me, Though I'm still scared he'll break his swear. "For you I could give up anything", said he, The image of the alternative I cannot bear. Now in the ground he lies, The sentence for his horrid habit was death. His razor was the culprit of his demise, And behind him he's left this awful mess.
Issues Against The World
Endless fading or your dark silhouette Trying to remember, yet to forget Read the news about a war taking lives You turn to see the stock market taking dives So tired of a plastic, money painted worlds While you smile at riches and count your pearls Your greed hid with deceiving little smiles your anorexic wannbe hid with style Walking in stiletto black heels Trading your life for drug deals Sipping away years with alcohol You get high and then you will fall Yeah, life is something so easy to spend Cutting off breath to fit life's latest trend Spitting blood, and starving yourself To turn your image into something else buying and selling bodies in one night stands giving no thought to life's reprimands money,lust,glory, and fame all become a double edged flame Just paint on you fake plastic smile Your bloody hands oh so vile some one dies, shed crocodile tears and pretend there is nothing to fear So go ahead waste you life Remember lust forget the strife so go ahead and just forget but
I Forgot My Helmet
I despise how my brain works. It doesn't matter if I've studied a certain subject for years. If I don't apply it EVERYDAY, I forget. Same with people. I could know someone for 10 years. If I haven't seen or talked to them in 2, I forget their name. THAT IS HORRID TO ME. That ridiculous phrase "If you don't use it, you lose it" was thought up with me in mind :P I'm not so arragont to truly believe I'm the only one who has this issue. I am, however, the only one stuck with this brain. Ugh. Me done now. Me go play.         -REL
Even The Best Intentions Are Sometimes Not Enough...
 **After a while you learn the subtle difference between holding a hand and chaining a soul, you learn that love doesn't mean leaning, and company doesn't mean security. You begin to learn that kisses aren't contracts, and presents aren't promises and you begin to accept your defeats with the grace of an adult and not the grief of a child. You learn to build all your roads on today because tomorrow's ground is too uncertain for your plans... and you really know you love someone when all you want is for them to be happy, even if that means that you are not a part of it.** ~ I have no idea who wrote this, but I couldn't agree more!
Death Is Blissful
I will stab a knife right through your heart and lick the blood from frozen tipped steel and I kiss my way down your cold pale cheeks and rest my head on your chest tracing my fingers along from scar tattooed neck I listen to you empty chest and tap it listening to hollowness looking into your blood shot eyes I fall into a trance stroking your hair in solace and I hold your hand in loving darkening bliss and I wrap my chain arms around your beautiful lifeless corpse and think how death becomes you and smear poison lip gloss on your lips and kiss you passionately in darkness love and close my eyes blissfully and welcomes death in your arms
Too Late For Vengeance
I hope you suffer like me Go so far under like me I hope that you cannot breathe That you start suffocating Or just hyperventilating I hope that some day you see All you could have had in me I hope that you grieve and Cannot repent for your deeds I hope you can't stop the pain That you rip open your veins God I hope you go insane And want to bash out your brains All over me Or have you already?
Bloody Kissed Revenge
The blood crusted lips of revenge whisper agony into mans ear striking fear in each heart pulling you along with a gossamer chain leading you into seas of blood and fields of deep regret you swim the red waters repeatedly hoping to baptize the sorrow and stumble through the field hoping to atone or make amends and revenge sits back and laughs lounging among severed bodies as it drink sickly sweet red liquid held in hand clasped in suffering as the world stumbles into chaos alight with blood red fire revenge sits back and laughs at the foolish ways of man
Do you ever wonder... Why the heart grows fond of certain things... Or why we make rejections... Why we grow old... Some alone... Some happy... Indifferently... Where your going... How were getting there... How long will it take... Whats the purpose... Will I ever find it... Does it even exist... But there is one thing I know for sure... I can not wait to find out.
Going Back To What We Know
 I am guilty of this just like we all r, we go back to what we know. Ex-boyfriend, girlfriend, wife, husband, or lover. For reason we forget why the relationship ended in the first place and months or years later we decide that maybe things will be better this time, but it isnt. You get past the newest of it all, the thrill, the love lost moment and its the same old stuff it was before. Is it that we only remember the good times in our heads? Are we still holding on to that love we wish we knew or that we thought we knew? I guess its better to just let it go, because it never works out in the end. Unless you can solve the situation within a 3 three weeks of less, I would say that love has gone. Who is to say, I know I thing I'm done going back,,,,,don't think theres anyone left, ha ha
Diamond Amonst Stones
Every once in a while you Come upon a diamond among stones Laying in a place that should not be it's home It gleames in the sun, but there is no one to see It wishes to be removed and completely set free Amongst killer and thieves are born Kings and Queens all that is needed is to be set free, and that they believe Not in a Religious Icon exactly, but in themself and identity Self worth and self reliance can pull you out of hatred and violence Many Kings were born in oppression and pain But through trial and tribulation they grew and gained, Raised their name to fame So keep it in mind when you think your all alone Your not worthless, your just a Diamond Amongst Stones.
How Much I Love You
yesterday morning i woke up alone. My hubby just got up and walked out ,,,,,no goodbyes,,didnt even tell me. I just found a note saying he was sorry to do this. i tried to contact him while he was still in s.a.,,when we finally texted  he was on his way back home to North TX. I wish he knew how much i care and love him....... last night,,after he had a night out w/the guys  we texted//spoke  even tho he was shit faced  he said he loved me & still wanted to be together,that i was still his wife. but this morning when i texted him""good morning.can we talk" there was no response,,thinking he was still sleeping i called,the first time he just didnt answer,,the 2nd time the ## was disconnected....... NOW, his family that i do speakto  arent even speaking back,,, i dont know what i did wrong,,he kept saying it wasnt me  that he just didnt like the city life & wante to be back in the country and that he was tired of being sick & stressed,,but alot of his sickness& stress was due to hi
Not Always Right | Tomorrow's Leader Indeed
College Tech Support | Central Illinois, USA (I work tech support for a university, and our help desk supports faculty/staff only. On this day, a student walks in.) Student: “I’m here to turn in my paper.” Me: “I’m sorry, this is the *** Faculty Help Desk, we don’t deal with student assignments.” Student: “But I don’t know where to turn it in. Can’t you just turn it in for me?” Me: “No, if you don’t know where to turn it in, I would certainly not have a clue.” Student: “But can’t you just take it?” Me: “No. If you’re really that confused, contact your professor or go to the department office. I’m sure they can help you.” Student: “But can’t you just take it?” Me: *blinks in disbelief* “Um…” Student: “Please, take it!” Me: “Ok.” (I proceed to take it and place it in the recycle bin in fro
Not Always Right | What They Really Think
Call Center | Sydney, Australia Me: “Sir, I’m afraid your SIM card has been destroyed due to entering your PUK code too many times. You will have to get a new one.” Customer: “Ok, thanks.” (Some moments pass and he hasn’t hung up. I put the phone on mute.) Customer: “Stupid b**ch!” *miscellaneous other insults* *mute off* Me: “Uh, sir, you might want to disconnect the line, I’m still here.” Customer: “OH F***!” *click*
Stupid Encounter #23 From Sb (read Bottom To Top)
To God: right... lmao God: Karma is going to fuck you up... To God: did you ride the short bus to school? To God: did your mom drop you on the head when you were little? To God: your the one doing it God: Stop slandering the name of god To God: arnt you the one doing the slandering? I mean how dumb do you have to be to act as you are God? Oh nvm no salute... thats why God: Christian/Karma? moron God: Karma! God: Yes u really are To God: moron God: How dare you slander my good name, Karma is a bitch... To God: Karma's a bitch and have a nice life in hell for slandering our lord n savior. tc and have a beautiful day bye bye now To God: < christian thank you God: same with artgirl To God: Anyone with the name God... should be shot down now God@ fubar
Not Always Right | Lt. Bsod Reporting For Duty
Tech Support | Nova Scotia, Canada (Back story: the customer was getting a blue screen of death on their computer.) Me: “Hello, thank you for calling tech support. How can I help you today?” Customer: “I was wondering if you could tell me who general failure is and why he is trying to read the C drive on my computer?” Me: “Ummm…excuse me?” Customer: “I said that some guy named General Failure is reading my C drive.” Me: “…How did you come to this conclusion?” Customer: “When I booted up my computer I get a big blue screen that says “General failure reading drive C,” and I demand to know who this person is!” Me: *stifling laughter* “Okay, if you don’t mind I am going to place you on hold for about 10 minutes while I do an investigation as to who this person is…” (I placed customer on hold and told my co-workers. We laughed our asses off for 10 minutes.)
Not Always Right | Oh, How The Truth Doeth Sting
Bookstore | Toronto, ON, USA (As a result of the US/Canadian currency parity, a lot of customers have been angry that they have to pay the Canadian price instead of the cheaper US price.) Customer: “Which price do I have to pay: the American or Canadian?” Coworker: “I’m afraid you have to pay the Canadian price.” Customer: *angrily* “Why?” Coworker: “Quite simply, we buy from Canadian publishers with Canadian money. Also, that book was bought before the price parity, therefore, to sell at the American price would mean that we would not be making any money.” Customer: “Well, I want you to explain to my 7 year old daughter why she’s not getting this book for Christmas.” Me: “…because her dad is a cheapskate?”
Aries and Sex The Ram is more of a tiger where sex is concerned and, like many other sleek animals, loves the hunt -- that steady pursuit of the ultimate prize. Aries is a physical and fearless lover and is blessed with the stamina to go all night long. They are not afraid to experiment sexually in their quest for pleasure, which means an open-minded lover is a must. The Mile-High Club must have been invented for these folks! It's safe to say that Aries' lover must be able to satisfy, or the Ram will move on. The dominant sexual partner will likely be the Ram, and while eroticism is important, a mental connection is also favored by this sign. As if Aries weren't passionate and demanding enough, they also want to be made to feel secure in a sexual relationship, lest jealousy rear its ugly head.   Funny how they get it right sometimes.  The beauty of generalization.
Not Always Right | A Burger Made Entirely Of Cheese
Restaurant | Portsmouth, UK Me: “Hi, how can I help?” Lady: “Yes I’d like a hamburger please…” Me: “Okay.” Lady: “…with cheese on.” Me: “Okay, so you would like a cheeseburger then?” Lady: “No, I’d like a hamburger with cheese on.” Me: “Yes, that would in fact be a cheeseburger.” Lady: “But it says on your menu that you do hamburgers.” Me: “Yes, we do, but you asked for cheese on it, so that is a cheeseburger.” Lady: *getting angry now* “Look, I just want a hamburger with cheese on!” Me: *calls over my shoulder* “One hamburger with cheese!” (Sound of giggling in the back.)
Not Always Right | Low Class, High Class, You're Still An Ass
Retail | Toronto, ON, Canada (A customer is sitting in front of a display, reading a book.) Coworker: “I’m sorry, ma’am, but you can’t sit in front of our displays.” Customer: “I have to sit here because the customers over there are sending me bad energy.” Coworker: “Uh, okay…” (Coworker walks over to me.) Coworker: “Your turn.” Me: “I’m sorry, ma’am, but you can’t sit in front of our displays.” Customer: “I’m not low class you know!” (I walk away stunned. After awhile, the customer finally gets up and walks toward the cashier.) Customer: “I have a complaint about two of your staff members. They called me low class. I’m not low class–I’m almost forty!”
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Not Always Right | How Oj Might Order Oj
Fast Food | Midwest USA Customer at a drive-through: “Do you have orange juice, not an orange drink?” Me: “Yes, we have orange juice.” Customer: “I asked if you have orange juice, not an orange drink!” Me: “And I said we do have orange juice…” Customer, yelling: “Why don’t you answer my question!” Me: “I did…twice…” Customer: “F**k you! I don’t need to take this!” Me: “Oooookay then…”
Not Always Right | The Birds & The Bees Talk, Illustrated
Toy Store | Belgium Customer: “Hi, I’d like a Playboy for my son.” Me: “…excuse me?” Customer: “You know, a Playboy to play with.” Me: *trying very hard not to laugh* “You mean a Gameboy?” Customer: “Yeah that!” Customer: *realizes what she said* “OH!”
Not Always Right | Born To Nag
Bakery | Pennsylvania, USA (I was traying up baked goods one Friday night, and around 8 o’clock a middle aged woman walks up to the counter.) Woman: “Hello, excuse me?” Me: “Yes? Do you need help with anything?” Woman: “Yes, I’d like to know if you have baked bread on Sundays?” Me: “Yes…this is a bakery. We have fresh bread everyday.” Woman: “I know! I was just wondering if it was fresh on Sundays! I don’t want to come in and buy stale bread. I bought a stale loaf one time and it was disgusting!” Me: “Well, yes, we do. We don’t sell stale bread, ma’am, or we would get in trouble.” Woman: “Okay, I was just making sure! If there was stale bread I would’ve been angry!” Me: “Well we actually can’t sell stale bread…it’s a health code issue…” Woman: “Well, GOOD! I’m glad you’re finally doing your job
Not Always Right | I Goes To School
Retail | Baltimore, MD, USA (A girl in her late teens approaches me holding a t-shirt, turning it over in her hands, apparently searching for defects or blemishes in the material.) Customer: “Do you have any of these that are new?” Me: “I’m sorry? They’re all new.” Customer: “No, this one is used. I want a new one.” (I take the shirt and inspect it, finding it to be in perfect order.) Me: “It looks perfectly fine to me. I unpacked these from today’s shipment an hour ago. We have multiples of each size if you’d like me to help you find another one.” Customer: “I checked them all. They’re all used, see…” (She snatches the shirt and points at the tag which reads, under the bar code, “USD $14.99″.) Me: “That’s the currency. United States Dollars.” Customer, becoming irate: “I can f**king see that. Fifteen dollars for a used shirt is f**king r
Not Always Right | Shall We Send In The Marines Too?
Jewelry/Watch Repair Shop | Lewisville, TX, USA (We had sent this lady’s watch to another company, and they ended up taking a very long time with it. Two weeks before this incident she called demanding that we call them and have them send her watch back whether it was fixed or not. My manager told her that it would only take two more days, but she insisted. This happened when she came to pick it up.) Assistant Manager: “Okay, here’s your watch, I’m sorry about that.” Customer: “It’s not fixed!” Assistant Manager: “Yes, you told us to call them and have them send it back whether it was fixed or not. They were almost done making a new dial for it.” Customer: (Ranting) “I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU PEOPLE! YOU ARE SO RUDE. I’M CALLING MY LAWYER!” Assistant Manager: “I’m sorry, ma’am that’s all I can do.” Customer begins to walk off, still ranting: “I’M CALLING MY L
Not Always Right | How Nicknames Are Born
Retail | Tampa, FL, USA (An intensely inebriated individual entered our store with two women in tow, one pushing a baby carriage, wearing a jordan jersey, sunglasses, and sporting gold fronts.) Customer: “CRACKAS STINK! THIS STORE STINKS! CRACKA STORE STINKS!” Me: *falls over laughing* Customer: “GOOD LORD IT STINKS! SHE GOT PURPLE HAIR, I BET IT STINKS!” Women with him: “Shut up! Shut up! I’m sorry, he doesn’t–SHUT UP! ” Me: *rolls around with glee* Customer: “STAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANK!” (And from then on I am known as stinky hair.)
Fu-ship Or Other, Better Title Of Your Choice. Yeah.
So I was thinking the other day about how I can't wait to travel again, and among other places visit the UK to see some friends, and the U.S so I can observe Americans  in their natural habitat. ^^ And it got me thinking, about those people  I've met here who I would mind not having met in person if I happened  to pass by their area; so Here's a list with no particular order, and the why. -Kins:  because of his wit, his humor and his beard. -Rev:  because he's scottish, and actually posts intelligent answers to stupid questions or generalities, when I consider it a wasted effort. -Sho:  because she was the first person I met here and the first friend I made here. I don't think I would have stayed into the fu if it wasn't for her. -Katiemae : For just too many reasons. -Jenatalia: For being such a wonderful dork and as bad as me -Emanon:  Because I think we'd have really big and interesting conversations. There are other people I have met in the mumms (as the people on the li
To Much Love
This is free form so be gentle when you critizice I want you need you desire you crave you. I dont know what to say do feel or speak. Can you really have to much love. Your mind is beyond your body and your body is beyond your emotions. You cant make yourself in sync nor can you tune yourself up. Is this too much love? You want what you know you cant have but you keep wanting nonetheless. You mind tells you not possible your body tells  you try and  your heart says anything is possible. Can this be too much love? I feel twisted inside but dont want the feeling to go away for it to leave would mean I desire no more. This must be to much love. I tell the mind its right going to the switch of desire and shuting it off. I explain to the body save its strength and power down its drive for you. I speak softly to the heart, hush it gently and say possibilities are not gurantees and lock it up. I stand and see that finally my mind body and heart where now in sync but in my quest to discover t
Not Always Right | Insert Karate Stereotype Here
Restaurant | Lincoln, NE, USA Customer: “Miss, do you serve Chinese food at this restaurant?” Me: “Um…no, we serve mainly bar food, hamburgers and that sort of thing.” Customer, irritated and skeptical, points at one of the servers: “Yeah, but he’s Chinese.”
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Not Always Right | An Expensive Temper Tantrum
Pet Store | Arkansas, USA (I was cashiering and couldn’t help but overhear a woman screaming and waving her receipt at my Store Director in front of the exit/entrance to the store.) Customer: “This is ridiculous! I came to see if the food I buy is cheaper than at [competitor] and it is. But they always give me a free bag after I get a certain amount of points!” Director: “I know they do. But we aren’t them, we simply don’t do that.” Customer: “Well why not?!” Director: “We just don’t. It’s not my decision to make.” Customer: “UGH!” *rips up the receipt and throws it in the directors face* “FINE THEN, I’LL BUY FROM [competitor] INSTEAD!!” Director: “Okay, have a nice day!” *waves pleasantly and walks over to me to give me change that I needed* Me: “Did she just leave without getting a refund for those five 40 lb. bags of dog food?” (Note: this co
The Quiz
You look nice alrightAnd I like the way you nod after everything I sayLike it actually means something to you And I like your record collectionTownes and Jens with a hint of Rickie LeeAnd you've cleaned up the bathroom, made a really nice soupbut a bit too much sci-fi in your shelf with DVD's But there are things you need to know about meI'm weak right now, so weak right nowI need proof before I dare to open this heartSo I've prepared a quiz for youWould you freak out if I said I liked you?Do you walk the line?Is your IQ higher than your neighbours?And is it very much higher than mine ?Can you sleep when I grind my teeth?Do you look away if I slob when I eat?Will you let me be myself?Can you at all times wear socks? Because I'm still scared of feet.Do you talk in the middle of Seinfeld?Do you read more than two books a month?Do you get racist or sexist when you've had a few?Is it fine if I make more money than you?Have you slept with any people I work with?Is there anyone you'd rather
Not Always Right | And This Was Before He Got Drunk
Bartender | Cardiff, Wales, UK Customer, looking directly at the draught: “What have you got on tap?” Me: “We have Stella, Staropramen, Becks Vier, Leffe, Hoegaarden, Franziskaner and Guiness on tap, sir.” Customer: *sighs* “Have you got Carling?” Me: “I’m afraid not sir…” (I run through everything on tap again, slightly slower, and clearer this time.) Customer: “No Budweiser?” Me: “I’m afraid not sir…” (Again I list everything on draught.) Customer: “Oh, I suppose I’ll just have a Kronenberg then.” Me: “I’m afraid we don’t stock that product, sir.” Customer: “Sorry, I meant a Fosters.” Me: *deep breath* “I apologise once again sir, but we don’t serve Fosters. We only serve…” (I run through the draught again.) Customer: “Okay, okay…bloody hell, I’m not stupid you know!”
Not Always Right | Fun Things To Do On Your Last Day
Call Center | San Antonio, TX, USA (My friend worked in the phone service department of an undergarment company. One day he got a call from an unhappy woman. We’ll call him David.) Customer: “Yes, I’m calling to see why my order hasn’t arrived yet.” David: “Could you please give me some information about your order?” (The customer then goes on to inform him that her gargantuan pair of panties designated by untold numbers of X’s have yet to arrive and she’s very upset.) David: “Well you see ma’am, the cargo plane that your panties were on lost power and the pilot had to use them to parachute to safety.” (The customer did not have a sense of humor. David was promptly fired. True Story.)
Not Always Right | Good Because Beagles Don't Like Fridges
Retail | Chicago, IL, USA (This guy with a thick Bosnian accent comes up to me.) Customer: “I am looking for beekels.” Me: “Beekels?” Customer: “Okay…” (I show him where are the bagels are.) Customer: “No, Not bread. Beekles.” Me: “Um…” Customer: “The kind you put in fridge.” Me: “Oh.” (I go to the freezers and show him the frozen bagels.) Customer: “NO! NOT BREAD! BEEKLES!” Me: “I can’t…I don’t know…uh…” (He walks away. A few Aisles away he sees it and picks up.) Customer: “This is what I was looking for.” Me: “Oh, pickles…”
Not Always Right | An Honest Crook
Bookstore | Toronto, ON, Canada (I work in the music section of a bookstore. One day, we caught one of our regulars shoplifting and banned him. The very next day, he walks in as if nothing happened.) Me: “Dude, you aren’t allowed to be here. You were banned.” Customer: “Why?” Me: “You stole a CD from me.” Customer: “But I gave it back!”
Not Always Right | Hey Look, It's Raining Change
Retail | Waterford, CT, USA (A lady walks in with a bunch of change in her hands.) Lady: “Can you give me a dollar bill for all this change?” Me: “Sorry, it’s against company policy to open the register unless I am making a sale.” Lady: “But you just opened the register for that kid.” Me: “Yes, because I was making a sale.” Lady: “This is bulls**t. You aren’t helping me because I’m Hispanic!” *starts swearing at me in Spanish and English* Me: “Have a good day, ma’am.” *lady continues yelling* Me: “Have a good day.” *lady is still yelling* Me: “Ma’am, I am going to have to ask you to leave.” (The lady is about two feet away from me and throws all of her coins at me. I didn’t move because I was in shock. She managed to not hit me with one single coin.) Me: “Ma’am, you dropped your change.”
Not Always Right | If You Cannot Beat Them, Join Them
Paint Desk | Tampa, FL, USA Customer: “Uh, yes, I need the grey paint for the carpet. Which one is best for the carpet?” Me: “Sir, we do not have a paint for carpet.” Customer: “Yes, yes. No…no. You do not understand…see, I need to paint carpet, yes? You tell me which one. Yes, yes?” Me: “Sir, like I said, it is not advisable to paint your carpet. It will harden and you will not be able to remove it, so I cannot recommend a product at this time.” Customer: “No, no, you see wrong. I paint floor of car. It is very cheap, I like to paint the carpet, it is cheap, yes? So which one, which one?” Me: “Sir, I don’t think you understand me when I tell you that it is not possible to spray paint carpet. You may dye it, or you may try to remove the stain. I could show you where–” *customer cuts me off* Customer: “No, no, you see, I need paint. For carpet, yes? And you show me which one
Not Always Right | The Beauty Of A One Track Mind
Retail | Roanoke, VA, USA Me: Thank you for calling [Retail Store], what can I help you with? Lady: “Yes, I was wondering if you had any TV’s that were in your ad.” *I remember selling the last one a few moments ago* Me: “I’m sorry, we have no more left in stock.” Lady: “Why?” Me: “Because I sold the last one a few moments ago.” Lady: “Why would you do something like that? I wanted one.” Me: “Well thats what we do here, we sell things. We may get some more in tomorrow. Your could call tomorrow morning and ask to put one on hold.” Lady: “Okay, I’d like to do that now.” Me: “I can’t do that, we don’t have any now. I meant to try again tomorrow.” Lady: “Okay. The name is Johnson.” Me: “Ma’am, I don’t have any more of the TV’s that were on sale to put on hold. I don’t understand why you are not grasping that. W
The Only One On My Mind
The Only One on My Mind I don't know enough words to describe how I feel.But when I hold you in my arms,I know every bit of this is real.That soft touch.Those intense eyes.When I kiss you and I hear those soft sighs.Your sweet lips.And your ohh so sexy curves.Its all enough to tense up my nerves.   But when I'm with you I let it all go.My fears,My doubt,Anything thats stressing me out.Because your the only thing that matters.You make the world feel right.My only wish,Is to hold you all through the night.To let you know that I love you,So you can see how much I care.Even as I try to be a nice guy,As I run my fingers through your hair.And stare into your gorgeous eyes.And whisper into your ear.That there is no other place I would rather be,Nowhere but here.   With our gaze locked first.Our lips next.You know I'm not lying,When I tell you your kisses are the best.To breathe you in and caress you gently,There is no better feeling in the world.But everything I do, I do for you, my gi
Not Always Right | If Only It Grew On Trees, Part 2
Call Center | London, UK (I work in a local government call centre and take calls from the residents about all kinds of things–including education.) Customer: “Hi, I got your booklet about the school meals and it said I can get a grant for clothing.” Me: “That would be the school uniform grant. Could I take yours and your child’s details? I can send you an application form.” Customer: “I don’t have kids, can’t I have the money for myself? I’m on income support.” Me: “The grant is for the school uniform sir, and it is only available for children.” Customer: “So I can’t have the money for myself?” Me: “Um…no.” Customer: “For f**k’s sake!” *hangs up* (I wasn’t sure if he wanted the money for normal clothes, or wanted to buy himself an actual school uniform.)
Not Always Right | That Darned Cat
Tech Support | Texas, USA (I work as a computer tech and do in house calls, I got a call one day and went to the customers house to assist with her computer not coming on.) Customer: “Thank god you’re here!” Me: “What’s wrong with the computer?” Customer: “It wont turn on at all, not even the monitor.” Me: “Okay…” (I begin to look at it, and it won’t come on at all, the tower or the monitor, so I check the easy things first. I find her power strip unplugged from the wall and plugged into itself. So I plug it into the wall and the computer magically comes on.) Me: “Okay, your problem was that your power strip was plugged into itself, and therefore did not have any power to the computer.” Customer: “How do you think that happened?” Me: “Well, I’m sure your foot got caught up in it and accidentally unplugged it from the wall, and then you saw a plug hanging there later a
Not Always Right | Gullible's Travels
Video Rental | Northern Virginia, USA (A customer walks into the video rental store toward the end of a long, tiring night.) Customer: “Do you have any movies?” Me, joking: “Nope, just sold the last one.” Customer: “Alright…” (The customer proceeds to walk out of the store.)
Not Always Right | Prime Rib With Side Of Sadomasochism
Restaurant | North Carolina, USA (As I serve an order of prime rib with a side of mushrooms…) Customer: “Ohhh, ewww!” Me: “Is there a problem, ma’am?” Customer: “Not really, I just don’t like mushrooms.” Me: “I’m sorry, but I thought you ordered the mushrooms.” Customer: “Oh, I did. But I just don’t like mushrooms.”
Not Always Right | Ah, Parents...
Sandwich Shop | Rhode Island, USA (The phone rings at around 6-ish.) Me: “Hello, this is D-…” (I hear loud crying in the background.) Man: “Hello, Disney World? I’m just calling to say that if my children don’t finish their vegetables in the next five minutes, we won’t be visiting you this year.” Me: “I…er…what?” Man: *whispering* “Thank you.” *click*
Not Always Right | Paging Miss Cleo
Video Rental | Northern Virginia, USA Customer: “Do you have that movie with that guy?” Me: “Which guy?” Customer: “Don’t you know what I’m talking about?” Me: “No, ma’am, I don’t, but if you could tell me which actor was in the movie perhaps I could think of it for you.” Customer: “You know, that one that was in that movie.”
Not Always Right | A Nasty Case Of Illiteracyosis
Call Center | Akron, OH, USA (Back story: We had a buy 2, get 1 free sale right after Christmas. The sign clearly said “lowest item free”.) Customer: “Hi, I’d like to buy these…” *shows me two $2.99 games for the Gamecube* “…and get this one free.” *shows me a used copy of Halo 3 for $54.99* Me: “I’d like a million dollars.” Customer: “I’m serious!” Me: “So am I, sir. I’m sorry, thats not how the buy 2 get 1 free works. You’d get one of the $2.99 games free.” Customer: “THAT’S NOT WHAT THE SIGN SAYS! IT SAYS BUY 2 GET 1 FREE!” (I take the sign off wall and reads it to customer.) Me: “Buy 2 games get one free on all used games. Please note that the lowest priced item will be free.” Customer: “That’s not what the sign says! I’m going to sue you for false advertising!” Me: “Sir, I don’t believe you
Not Always Right | She Uses Google, Part 2
Restaurant | Rhode Island, USA (Over the phone…) Lady: “Is there a way to see your menu before coming in?” Me: “Yes, you can google the name of the restaurant and the first link should take you to a menu.” Lady: “What’s…’google’ mean?” Me: “It’s a search engine on the internet. It’s at” Lady: “Just a sec…” *faintly* “Google…dot…com…” Lady: “It’s not working.” Me: “Did you spell the our name correctly?” Lady: “I can’t even get to this ‘google’ page! Wait… how do you spell ‘dot’?”
Not Always Right | A Rose By Any Other Name, Part 2
Restaurant Waitress | Mississippi, USA Customer: “Do you serve boneless wings?” Me: “Yes, ma’am, we do.” Customer: “Ok, then that’s what I’d like to order.” (I bring the customer her meal.) Customer: “Here are your boneless wings, ma’am. Enjoy.” Customer: “This isn’t what I ordered.” Me: “These are the boneless wings your ordered ma’am.” Customer: “No, these are chicken tenders. I want boneless wings.” Me: “Ma’am, boneless wings are basically chicken tenders.” Customer: “No, I want chicken wings with no bones!” Me: “Yeah…those don’t exist.”
Not Always Right | Um, Sorry Mom & Dad
Restaurant | Norcross, GA, USA Regular at store: “Hey, I have a question.” Me: “Ok, what can I help you with.” Regular: “Do y’all have homeless people come in here often?” (Indicates couple reading news paper in the corner. I can’t see their faces.) Me: “Umm, no. Why?” Regular: “Oh, they just came in sat down like they wanted no one to see them and took your newspaper.” Me: “Well I can’t ask them to leave unless they are bothering you. Do you want me to ask them for the newspaper? I can since they aren’t paying cust–” Regular: “Oh no, I was just wondering if homeless people came in here often.” (I look back to the corner again and I can see their faces now.) Me: “Um, sir, those are my parents.” (He did not come back for about six months.)
Not Always Right | Fun With Hypocrites
Retail | Melbourne, Australia Me: “That’ll be $49.95, thank you sir.” (Customer takes out his credit card and his reward benefits card from his wallet and pointedly separates them before handing them over. I take the cards.) Customer: “No, you can’t touch the cards together like that, it ruins the magnetic strip.” Me: “Oh it’s okay, the strips on these cards are very durable.” (I continue on with the transaction.) Customer: “Are you deaf? I said don’t touch them together!! You’ll ruin my cards!” Me: “Sir, trust me–you could put a strong magnet on these cards and they wouldn’t be damaged. Touching them together is not going to affect them.” Customer: “Well, the customer is always right, so don’t touch my cards together, okay?!” Me: “Okay, okay, geez.” (I make a big show of keeping the cards separate.) Customer: “The service here is terrib
Not Always Right | Someone Isn't Getting Any Tonight
Optical | Nashville, TN, USA Customer: “I like these glasses. They make me look more smarter!” Customer’s boyfriend: “Yeah, well looks can be deceiving.”
Not Always Right | Son Of Captain Obvious
Consulting | Chicago, USA (Our offices are on the 8th floor of a building. The upper floors are occupied by an art school.) Student 1: “Oh, wow. The elevators on this side of the building are really small.” Student 2: “No, they’re not. It’s just their size that makes them look small.” Me: …
Not Always Right | Precision Pillows
Hotel | British Columbia, Canada (On the phone…) Customer: “Hi, I want to book a room with 2 beds for tomorrow.” Me: “Sure thing sir, lucky for you we’re not busy this weekend and have several rooms available. ” Customer: “Great, and how many pillows do the beds have?” Me: “Umm, I think there’s 2 on each bed.” Customer: “Can you check?” Me: “Okay….I’ll just be a moment.” (I go and check the nearest room’s bed and the next room along to be safe.) Me: “Yes, 2 per bed.” Customer: “So my room will have 2 pillows on each bed?” Me: “That’s correct, sir.” Customer: “I only like one pillow on my bed, can you give me a different room with a bed that only has one pillow on one of the beds?” Me: “Umm…you could always just take the other pillow off your bed when you go to sleep.” Customer: “What?
Life November 4 2009
oh my one year three months tomorrow  BRIDGET ♥ SEAN
Not Always Right | Three Cents Of Nonsense
Hotel | Salt Lake City, UT, USA Me: “Thank you for calling guest relations. This is ******* speaking, how can I help you?” Customer: “Yes, you guys overcharged me and I will accept nothing short of a full refund. This is ridiculous.” Me: “I’d be more than happy to help. Do you have your confirmation number?” Customer: “Yes. It’s ********.” Me: “Great. One moment, please.” (I look at their reservation history.) Me: “Okay, sir. So I’m showing you have a reservation arriving tonight. One king bed, non-smoking, booked at a rate of $1297.66. What were you quoted?” Customer: “I was quoted a rate of $1297.63.” Me: “So you were misquoted by 3 cents?” Customer: “Yes. And I demand the rate I was quoted be honored.” Me: “But it’s 3 cents…” Customer: “YOU **** corporations! WHY ARE YOU RIPPING ME OFF!?”
Not Always Right | If You Have To Ask, You'll Never Know
Coffee Shop | Canada (A lady walks into the cafe, i just happen to be standing by the counter with my coworker.) Woman: “I’ll have *order* please” Coworker: “Okay, that’s $1.47.” (I make the coffee.) Woman: *leans in and whispers to me* “Excuse me?” Me: “Yes?” Woman: “What exactly is an ‘Emo’?”
Not Always Right | Customer: Impossible Part 2
Optometrist | High Desert, CA, USA Woman: “My screw fell out of my glasses. Can you replace it?” Me: “Absolutely.” (I go in the back, replace the woman’s screw and bring it back.) Woman: “This is all wrong.” Me: “Excuse me?” Woman: “This screw is silver. My screw was gold!” Me: “I’m sorry, but the only screws I have are silver.” Woman: “But my screw was gold. This thing is cheap.” Me: “To be fair your screw wasn’t gold. It just had gold paint on it just like your frames.” Woman: “How do you know?” Me: “Well, I looked at the other screw.” Woman: “I thought this frame was solid gold.” Me: “I’m afraid not. This is a $120 dollar frame. It’s not going to be made of gold with gold screws for $120 dollars.” Woman: “Well, can you give me a gold painted screw?” Me: “I only have silver, ma&rs
Words can't fully describe how I feel when you hold me in your arms and nothing else seems real your sensual touches  match the intensity within your eyes as they lock with mine and your kiss makes me sigh... as I feel your body push closer to me and only with you I am safe to let go of all my fears, my doubts,my stress just melt away you make me feel that nothing else matters and the world is right again when you pull me into the protection of your arms to hold me through out the night I feel how much you care as you push the hair from my face and lock your eyes with mine we become void of words, as they are not needed knowing there's no where else I would rather be I feel a pulsing shiver of desire knowing you will fulfill every fantasy I ever had I breathe you deep into my heart , my soul, my life  
Angry Rant
So today the Maine voters passed a law the rejects the rights of same sex marriage. This is completly and utterly disapppointing. I can't believe it at all. Many preach equality to everyone then they go out and vote yes to reject the right for same sex couples to marry. It's complete bullshit. This kind of hypocricy and ignorance infuriates me. Denying gay couples this right isn't equality. They love who they love, it's just a fact. I don't get people can just deny them that right. I feel ashamed and embarassed to live in Maine at the moment....Anyways, I just wanted to get that out...Also,I don't like the internet thing "lol"It's fucking annoying. What is it your laughing out loud at? seriously.
Battle For Life ( An Ode To My Heroes)
They laugh with true passion They live from the  heartTheir endurance of willChallenged from the startTheir smiles are wide With words unrehearsed Their love is so grand I forget of their curse Their innocence is true No judgment within With courage and hope This battle they'll win My heroes are childrenFighting to live Because even in torment They have something to give
Don't Go With Verizon Unless You're Sure
I love the comment about how people are going with the iPhone. Seriously people, DON'T!! Really, AT&T service sucks. Constantly missed/dropped calls. In downtown Chicago where there are TONS of towers...Network Fail/Network Busy error messages. And if you call to complain, AT&T will tell you they can't guarantee you'll be able to make a call! Um, hello! Isn't that sort of your business?   It's called lock-in, folks: The tactic that works by ensuring that once you sign on with a product or a company, you have virtually no way to escape. You're stuck for life. Apple does this with the iPod by locking iTunes to its music player. Online e-mail providers do this regularly by making it impossible to get your email out of their system and onto another. But perhaps the most notorious example of electronics lock-in is the good-old cell phone contract early termination fee. Every carrier has one: If you want to get out of your contract early, you'll pay at least a hundred bucks for the privil
Just Words, No Pictures
For all my literary (or simply horny) friends, I have a book recommendation: Nicholson Baker's The Fermata.  You should order it now, so that you've read it by the holiday season and can order it for all your pervy friends and relatives.  (Just don't give it to your mom.  Unless you want to find her fapping under the tree.  But if you've previously found your mom fapping under the tree, then you should give it to your mom.) The book is, essentially, literary porn.  Not erotica, because, like Jim, I don't really do erotica.  The book is hilariously filthy, though, whilst being simply hilarious.  You'll laugh out loud, then wish the people around you wouldn't be totally freaked out if you read them a passage or two. Also: Baker uses my name (my real-life name, not my fubar name) as a verb.  In case you were wondering, it means something dirty.   On a side note, Baker's Vox is shorter but also delightful.  Both are novels that you'll have to put down--because your hands will be busy el
Not Always Right | I Sense Another Frivolous Lawsuit
Video Rental | Seattle, WA, USA (A woman calls in, telling me that she rented Good Luck Chuck for her young son’s sleepover without watching the movie first. She showed the movie to a party of young boys, and then had to call their parents to apologize.) Woman: “I need to know how I can prevent this from happening in the future.” Me: “Well, if you bring the movie up to the counter, chances are that somebody has seen the movie, and if they haven’t we can point you in the direction of a movie that would be appropriate.” Woman: “This movie says ‘unrated.’ It should be okay!” Me: “Actually, ‘unrated’ means that things have been put into the movie that couldn’t be shown in theaters.” Woman: “What? I’ve seen CARTOONS that are unrated.” (I assume she’s talking about ‘not rated,’ but decide that telling her that there’s a difference will just make her ang
Not Always Right | Yes, I'm 12 Feet Tall With Horns & Pitch Fork
Shoe Store | South Carolina, USA (A customer calls in 30 minutes before our store actually opens.) Customer: “Do you have [style of shoe] in a size 11?” Me: “Yes ma’am, we do. Would you like me to hold it for you?” Customer: “No. I want to pay for it over the phone, and then come pick it up on my lunch break.” Me: “I’m sorry ma’am, I can’t do that transaction over the phone.” Customer: *yelling* “WHY NOT?! I’ll come in for it sometime between noon and two; it’s for my son, I want to be sure I can get this for his birthday.” Me: “Like I said, I can hold it for you–” Customer: “I heard you, but you aren’t hearing me! I want to buy it NOW.” Me: “I can’t do that over the phone, I would have to see your ID along with your card to verify that it’s yours.” Customer: “Can’t I just tell you my name?” Me: &ldquo
Not Always Right | I Bet His Computer Has A "cup Holder" Too
Call Center | Tulsa, OK, USA (This is from a few years ago, when I worked tech support for a major satellite TV company.) Me: “How may I help you?” Customer: “Is your satellite down?” Me: “No sir, the satellite is working properly.” Customer: “Are you sure? Because I’m not getting ANYTHING on my TV.” Me: “Well, let’s try and get this solved for you. What do you see on the screen?” Customer: “It’s black.” Me: “There’s nothing at all on the screen?” Customer: “I told you, it’s completely black!” Me: “Is…is there a message of any kind?” Customer: “Yeah, it says ’searching for satellite signal’. That’s how I know your satellite is down. You need to connect me to a different one.” Me: “Well sir, just in case it’s possibly something else and not the satellite, could you tell me who installed yo
Not Always Right | One Woman Wrecking Crew
Gas Station | Olympia, WA, USA Woman: “I’ve been standing out there trying to pump gas for the last 10 minutes! Your @&$%*# gas pump is broken!” Me: “I’m sorry. I’ll go out with you and see what I can do.” (I see a bright red “Out of Order” bag on the nozzle; she had shoved everything into her tank, bag and all.) Me: “Yes, that pump is broken. You’ll need to pull up to another pump.” Woman: “Oh, well you guys should really mark it better. I wasted a lot of time here!” Me: “Um…yes, we usually put a traffic cone in front.” Woman: “Oh yeah…I saw it, but I didn’t know what it was for, so I just drove over it.” (The cone was wedged under her car.)
Not Always Right | De Ting! De Ting!!!
Tech Support | Oregon, USA (I worked tech support for a major software company, specifically with their digital media products. This call was about their video editing software.) Me: “Thanks for calling ***** tech support. (The customer gives me her info and has a thick accent I can’t place.) Me: “Great! What can I do for you?” Her: “Yes. I am trying to edit dees beedio, and eet’s blue and blue on de ting.” Me: “So…it’s blue, and blue…on the thing?” Her: “Yes.” Me: “Where is it blue?” Her: “On de ting.” Me: “By ‘thing,’ do you mean the Computer screen or your camera?” Her: “Yes…de ting.” Me: “Ma’am, I can’t see what you are looking at so you’ll have to tell me the name of the thing that is blue.” Her: *getting angry* “DE TING!!! Eeet’s BLUUUUE AN BLUUUEE ON DE TING!!!!” M
Not Always Right | The Problem With Blank Checks Part 2
Sales Associate | Nebraska, USA (I’m standing behind my counter when a man comes up to me with a prepaid phone and airtime card in his hand.) Me: “Can I help you sir?” Customer: “I wanna buy this.” (I usually make people tell me what they want before I just “hop to.”) Me: “That’ll be $63.55.” Customer: *sets check down in front of me* “Just fill that out for me.” Me: *thinking about writing a check for $20 over for a tip*
Not Always Right | The Sound Of Silence
Grocery Store | Bellingham, WA, USA Me: “Thank you for calling ****, how may I direct your call?” Lady: “Can I get your Orient kitchen?” (I put her on hold, page the kitchen. 30 seconds later, the phone rings.) Me: “Thank you for calling ****, how may I direct your call?” Same lady: “Yeah, I was holding for the Orient kitchen, I think I got disconnected.” Me: “Just a sec.” (I put her on hold again, page the kitchen again. 30 seconds later, phone rings again.) Me: “Thank you for calling ****, how may I direct your call?” Same lady: “You keep hanging up on me! Every time I call for the kitchen, you hang up on me.” Me: “Ma’am, I am putting you on hold.” Lady: “No, you keep hanging up on me. You say hold and then there’s silence.” Me: “If I was hanging up on you, you would hear a dial tone. The silence is you being on hold. So if you wait a minute, I w
Excuses, Excuses
I worked for a judge for a spell, and the judge's bailiff had an excuse jar on her desk.  When things in the courtroom were slow and/or I got tired of flirting with all the lawyers who showed up for court hearings or just to flirt with me (and to be reprimanded--on the record--for doing so), I'd sometimes empty out the excuse jar and read through all the sad, crumpled, tear-stained excuses. My favorite was that of a man who was searched by the police, only to have them discover drugs in his pants pocket.  His excuse? "They weren't my pants."   It was unclear whether he got off.  Har, har.
It Hurts!!!
Okay bored... when am I not bored? So a friend asked Me in shout what is the most pain I have felt in My life. I thought this a bit funny cause.. well I have been sliced before, stabbed many, many times, hit with a brick in the head, even shot a few times and for some reason... the thing that hurt Me the most is when My penis got caught in the zipper,,, screw that bullshit that nothing hurts more than a paper cut ...compared to My poor innocent little soldier getting caught in between the jaws of enemy territory, a paper cut would not even register as pain.   ... okay so Me being bored figured I would ask you...what is the most pain you have felt in your life? ... for Women with kids.. .Child birth is not a option since its pretty hard to pass the pain meter of a 10+ pound creature coming out of something that should be about the size of a lemon...unless you were a hippie and believed too much in the "free love" movement then you may be very loose...   Boredom breeds these....
Parents Start You...
Parents start you off on life but friends get you through it.
Erotic Vampire Bat
Bite me.Scratch me.Hate creature.. bat creature Kiss me.Hold me.Fuzz creature.. fuck creature Why are you only in my dreams?Are you really so far away?Once I saw a streak across the midnight sky,I was waiting I was waiting.Wreched beautiful winged mammal lover.Why did you fly right on by?I was ready there, just for you.You cruel thing, you made me cry.Why? Oh Why?  I wish i could fly.We could make evil bat love in the sky.And drink the blood of a thousand animals.I would drink the blood of the sky.
Actions Speak Louder Than Words
I think I'm getting to the point where I'm completely and emotionally drained over my relationship, or lack there of one, with my father. I've spent my entire life trying to be good enough for him to love me. I mean afterall....if my own father doesn't think I'm worth something, how will some guy? *shrugz* I've spent the last 6 almost 7 years fighting to have some kind of relationship after he walked out on us. That's not my job. That's a job and responsibility he took on by having children. Don't fucking have kids if you're not prepared to deal with, sacrifice, and give anything and everything for their happiness...period. He's lead me on so many times, and broken my heart more times than I care to admit. He's hurt me enough to make me cry more times than I care to admit to as well. This up and down, back and forth, left then righ relationship is just taking a huge toll on me. I don't know which is worse anymore; him just not having been apart of my life, or him coming and going and
Question Of The Week
I have post thi question before on other sites, and it is a reaccurring thing in my mind. A long while ago I asked several friends why womens for are always so damned cold.  through several ex's I have always notice that when sleeping they would snuggle up close and stick what felt like to frozen blocks on me.  Why does this happen???  
Better Things
How many times do i have to be the one to pick up the peices of others shit. Guess what fuckers theres people out there with bigger problems. Quit your fucking crying and bitching, aww life sucks im not getting my way so im going to sit here and cry about it. Fucking kill yourself, fuck you get a life. Life sucks get over it shit fucking happens. Go ahead fuck your life up. Be a dumbass. You may not like what i have to say, but you know what i dont give a shit. Not my falt you cant face the truth to everything. Open your fucking eyes. Change your life. My life is already fucked, I got my own shit i have to do and kids to raisee, i dont have time to listen to someone elses bitching. Well guess all i can say is go ahead believe those that you dont know. Listen to those that dont care for you. Im not going to stand by and watch you fuck yourself up and i wont be there to help you pick up the pieces. Im a bitch, a cunt, an asshole. I tell you what you need to hear, you dont want to take it
there's so much there, awaiting us to look around, and grasp it. But we sit, and stare. and stare, and sit. And it passes us by day after day after similar day. And one day we'll wake up 20 30 40 50 60 70 80 90 dead. 5 seconds later is too fucking late. Motivation seems leagues beneath us, unobtainable.   It's all so intangible.
My Way
My Way lyrics Songwriters: Revaux, Jacques; Anka, Paul (Eng Lyr); Thibaut, Gilles; Francois, Claude; And now the end is near And so I face the final curtain My friend I'll say it clear I'll state my case of which I'm certain I've lived a life that's full I traveled each and every highway And more, much more than this I did it my way Regrets I've had a few But then again too few to mention I did what I had to do And saw it through without exemption I planned each charted course Each careful step along the byway And more, much more than this I did it my way Yes there were times I'm sure you knew When I bit off more than I could chew But through it all when there was doubt I ate it up and spit it out, I faced it all And I stood tall and did it my way I've loved, I've laughed and cried I've had my fill, my share of losing And now as tears subside I find it all so amusing To think I did all that And may I say not in a shy way Oh no, oh no, not me
The First Time Hurts
 The early morning sun comes up over the palm grove 700 meters in front of me....... The early morning haze is transparent with ray of light glimmering through the dust..... I break the chill from my body and watch attentively at the buildings and roads and trees that lay ahead.... I look at my watch it's 0645 and soon a white car pulls down the road just in front of the palm grove....The only movement that I could see at this time. My attention peaked as I watched the car come to a halt on the dirt road..... My range finder tells me it's 687 meters, and yet I continiue to watch carefully.... As i'm looking through the mil dot reticle I see a young man step from the drivers side door and another younger boy from the passenger side..... The young man seemed to instruct the younger boy with his hand on his shoulder as they walk to the rear of the vehicle.... Could this be his father ?, his brother ?.... Who knows but as they were at the rear of the car the trunk popped open..... The youn
Ideas don't stay in some minds very long because they don't like solitary confinement.
The road to success is always under construction.
Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film.
What Doesnt Kill You Makes You Stranger
A world full of strangers wouldn't be so bad... because then, everyday could go according to how i felt that day, and no one would think it's strange that i'm not talking because i'm  usually loud, or that i'm not laughing because i do all the time. sometimes, i just don't want to be noticed or bothered. other times, i want to have all the attention from everyone around me. i know how to change my mood, but as soon as i do, i get the.. "why are you acting like this?" it's so much easier to just live in a world of strangers, because then, no one can let you down, and because then, no one asks questions. to them, you are what you say you are.
"Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the world together."
Everyone needs believe in something. I believe I'll have another shot of tequila.
The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.
Constantly choosing the lesser of two evils is still choosing evil. - Jerry Garcia
Men are like bank accounts.Without a lot of money they don't generate a lot of interest.
What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere?'Hold my purse.'
You laugh because I'm different...........I laugh cause I just farted!
Girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!
Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives.
Yo ladies please learn to shave always and to be independant!
Mechanic Applicant
A man is applying for a job as mechanic that he really wants to get. The boss says, "Can you roll your hard hat down your arm and pop it back on your head?" The mechanic nods, confused. "Can you play light saber with your wrench and another man's screwdriver?" "Oh yes," says the mechanic. "Can you bounce your screwdriver off the cement, grab it, whirl it around and put it in your belt like a gun?" "Sir, I've been doing that for years!" says the wanna-be mechanic. "Well in that case, I can't use you. I have 12 men doing that already!" says the boss. 
I Hate Christmas....... is the worst time of year for me. But it doesn't have to be bad for others. This year, I am asking anyone within the sound of my voice or the reading of this blog to do one thing this holiday season. Just one small gesture that will not only make the day of someone in need, but make your day as well. Buy just 1 homeless person a hot meal. Don't give them money, just buy them a meal. Go to McDonalds and buy a homeless child a Happy Meal. You have no idea how much that one small gesture will be appreciated. Kindness is the best gift.
Must See!!!!!!!!
'crime Pays'
willing to die for an outcome, when the end justifies the means to some, the kids grow up much too young, they pledge allegiance to whatever drug, playing cops and robbers with a loaded gun,   CRIME PAYS, IN MANY WAYS AND YEARS, CRIME PAYS, DIVIES OUT ITS FAIR SHARE OF PAIN AND TEARS, CRIME PAYS, CRIME PAYS, CRIME PAYS, IN EVIL WAYS,
Just Me Again
  I love travelling by train, and last week when I headed up to Hamilton to meet my mates mum, my love was reinforced.   As soon as I walked onto the platform at Glasgow central low level trains, I was greeted by a child’s voice shouting “fucksake” really loudly.   I spotted a young mum looking harassed and trying to deal with a wee toddler in a pram. The baby girl was about two years old and absolutely stunningly gorgeous. She had big amber eyes with thick long eyelashes, a mop of curly blonde hair and cheeky dimpled smile, she caught my eye and shouted “Fucksake” really loudly at me and giggled. I never made a move, inside I was laughing as it was really funny to see a baby say this, but I kept a neutral look on my face.   The mum bent over and tried to shoosh the baby, she then stood up and said “I am really sorry she won’t stop saying that”   “Just ignore her, don’t fuss when she says it and just keep talking to m
Stiff As A Board
It was a frightfully cold night on All Hallow’s Eve – at least 72 degrees in Phoenix – so it was just the type of weather where the spirits like to come out and play (spirits like low humidity too). It had been years since I dabbled in the occult. I knew the spirits were calling me, but I couldn’t get past "the incident." It all went awry back in 1994 when I was conducting a party levitation. I fucked up the chant and said "Light as a board, stiff as a feather." At which point the participant folded like a tortilla and plummeted into the cheese dip. It was horrible and the cleaning bills tapped out the keg fund. Since then, I’ve never been able to answer the call from beyond. But it was different this Halloween Night. Hands shaking, I opened the Parker Brothers game box - but not before a couple of shots of tequila to calm my nerves. I pulled out the folded board, the wooden planchette, and laid them out in front of me. One more drink and I was ready to O
How To Start?
Hello everybody! I found FUMAR and I decided to try out this social network because I really like to meet new people all over the world. I'm girl from Poland and my English is not perfect but I still improve it (lazy but ambitious - that's me!). Every new start brings an excitement and fresh energy to do my best.   We are in pub, so... Cheers!
MEW! MEW! MEW! MEW! MEW! - no it is not a block of townhouse-like abodes in Great Britain (loved the movie The Madness of King George). NO - it is not what a semi-domesticated feline of small stature says. NO - it is not the vocalizations of Gary the Snail, Spongebob Squarepant's cherished pet. Its a POKEMON! My favorite one, just plain MEW - because MewTwo seems a little uptight. Mew just floats around happily mewing and doing whatever it is that a Mew does. I am unfamiliar with Pokemon lore, though I did watch the cartoons and the movies and of course I bought my children Pikachu toys and Pokemon games. Neuromarketing, a scientific approach to selling people goods they certainly do not NEED but definately want, sounds interesting. The last neuro thing I studied was psychoneuroimmunology - where I discovered - through reading BOOKS BY RESEARCHERS (what prompts the original hypothesis???!!) that if you make a tiny wound on a mouse and then apply a bandaid enough times, eventually you
                                   ?Wonder?          Starting at its tip          I want and need to rub,          massaging with a force          after a visit to the tub.          Working every inch          each dimension part by part,          with a deep need and more          the feeling starts in the heart.               This is not what may be thought          I was putting lotion on my feet Ha! Ha! Gotcha! ! !
My Web Cam
i know not many reads my blogs. but im writing this blogs to say i will be start using my web cam very soon. i will be having it on during my nights off work. i think it m ight be cool to see me and i will have it toward my tv. we can watch movie together. i will air it on my profile page.
Rates whats the point of rateing pepole ??? i rate pepole everyday and what do i get in return NOTHING ... Its like some friendships u put in all u can and get nothing in return .. Puts u to the point of giveing up but i can't give up cause i hate the term give up ... So i will just sit here and complain !!!!!!!!!
Thats The Life
I DID NOT WRITE THIS This years love had better last Heaven knows its high time Ive been waiting on my own...too long But when you hold me like you do it feels so right I start to forget how my heart gets torn when that hurt gets thrown Feeling like u cant go on Turning circles time again it cuts like a knife If you love me i got to know for sure cause it takes somthing more this time Then sweet sweet lies befour i open up my arms and fall losing all control every dream inside my soul When u kiss me on that midnight street sweep me off my feet singing aint this life so sweet? So whos to worry if our hearts get torn when that hurt gets thrown Dont you know this life goes on? Wont you kiss me on that midnight street sweep me off my feet singing aint this life so sweet? This years love had better last
So I have a point to make, if you came here thinking this was about point then you missed the point, the point being I have no point in making points for the sake of making points to have a point to make...   ..boredom more than likely will delete this, since I missed My point of making a point to start a pointless discussion on points for the sake of missing to make a point in the trying to attain a point...   ...damn insomnia... 3 days no sleep.. shoot Me.
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She Being Brand...
Noone got that you didn't, stop being self-important. So the subtext is this: The Double entendre, a la cummings (so appropriate that I'm smirking). The main text, however is just a question about how you flirt. Yes you do. YES YOU DO! Now do you flirt? And with that, how do you want to be flirted with? Someone, somewhere turned your crankshaft hard and tight one time and it's never subsided from your deeper, darker, dirtier, daintier thoughts.   So spill. I'll make popcorn.
Allegory Of The Cave, Part Viii
" Naturally," he replied. " But, I imagine, as soon as he has learned the truth, his respect and regard for them would be lessened, while his esteem for his flatterers would be increased; he would give heed to the counsel of the latter more readily than before; he would adopt their manner of life and associate with them openly, but, unless he were gifted by nature with exceptional wisdom, he would scarcely concern himself about his supposed father and his other reputed kinsmen." " All that would happen as you say. But how does this comparison apply to those who are occupied with dialectic ? " " In this way: we have, I suppose, from childhood certain opinions about justice and honor, under the influence of which we have been brought up, obeying and honoring them, just as we yield obedience to parents." " Yes, we have." " Now there are opposed to these opinions certain seductive habits, which flatter our soul, and attract it, which, however, fail to persuade those who have an adequa
Allegory Of The Cave, Part Vii
" I shall do so," he said, " with your help." " Do you then believe that dialectic is to be set as the coping-stone on top of our educational structure, and that we can rightly place no other science higher than this, but that our system of the sciences is now complete ? " " Indeed I do." XV. "Well then," I proceeded, "it only remains for you to determine the principle of distribution, to whom we shall assign these studies, and in what way we shall apportion them." "That is clear," he replied. " Do you remember what kind of men we selected when we were first choosing rulers ? " " Certainly I remember." " I would have you then further grant that men of the character we mentioned must be chosen, that we should prefer the staunchest, the bravest, and, as far as possible, the fairest. And, more than this, we must not only require them to be endowed with a noble and steadfast nature, but also to possess traits which are suitable to the education which we intend to give them." " What
Allegory Of The Cave, Part Vi
" And will not a genuine astronomer, think you, have the same thought when he looks at the movements of the stars ? Whatever perfection the artist has been able to put into his works will not the astronomer expect to find in the work of Him who created the heaven and all things therein? But as to the relation of night to day, of both to the month, of the month to the year, and of the other stars to the sun and moon and to one another,- do you not believe he will hold to be foolish the man who imagines that these relations are always the same, and that they never change, when it is a question of things material and visible; and will he not deem it absurd to take no end of pains in the attempt to discover their true condition?" " I am in perfect agreement with that view after hearing what you have just said." " We shall then pursue astronomy, like geometry, by the help of problems which it presents; and we will take leave of the heaven and its phenomena, if we are, after the manner of
Allegory Of The Cave, Part V
" That geometry aims at the knowledge of what always is, and not of what is successively becoming somewhat and perishing." " That is readily conceded: geometrical knowledge certainly deals with what eternally exists." " Then, my excellent friend, geometry will have a tendency to attract the soul toward truth, and to create the philosophic spirit, thus helping us to raise aloft what we now perversely turn down." " Indeed," he said, " as an aid to the attainment of this end there is nothing more effective than geometry." " Therefore nothing," I said, " should be more earnestly urged than that the inhabitants of your model State should not neglect geometry. For even the incidental advantages of the science are not slight." "What are they?" he asked. " In the first place," I said, " it has the advantages you spoke of, which relate to war. But next and chiefly it prepares the mind to gain a clearer apprehension of the other sciences; and we doubtless know that in respect of such appre
Allegory Of The Cave, Part Iv
VIII. " This then is what I was just now trying to make you understand when I said that some sensations are suited to provoke thought, meaning those which make contrary impressions upon the senses at the same time, while other sensations do not awaken reflection, since they do not involve such contradictions." " Now I understand," he said, " and agree with you." " Well; to which of these two classes do you refer number and unity ? " " I cannot decide," he answered. " Well then, let what we have already said help you to reach a decision. If we gain a sufficient knowledge of simple unity by the sight or any other sense, as in the case of the finger we just now mentioned, there would be nothing in this experience to draw the mind toward being; but if unity always presents at the same time some contradiction, so that it shall appear to be no more unity than the opposite of unity, there will then be need of an arbiter to decide; the soul in such a case is necessarily perplexed, and inwa
Allegory Of The Cave, Part Iii
" Yes, my friend," I said, " this is the truth of the case. If for those who are destined to be rulers you can discover a life which is better than ruling, then it may be possible for you to have a well ordered State; for only in such a State will men hold sway who are truly rich, not in gold, but in the treasure which the happy man must possess,- a wise and virtuous life. But if men who are poor and starving for lack of goods of their own enter upon the public service, fancying that it is from thence that their good must be snatched, stable government is impossible. For when the possession of power becomes an object of strife, the civil and domestic conflicts which follow will prove the destruction of the rulers themselves and of the whole State." " That is most true," he replied. " And do you know any other kind of life which inspires contempt of political power, except the life of true philosophy ? " " I certainly do not." " Again, it must not be lovers of power who are to woo h
Allegory Of The Cave, Part Ii
Yet, as for me, my belief may be given in this way: in the world of knowledge the idea of good comes to light last of all and is with difficulty perceived, but when it is perceived, we must infer about it that it is for all the source of all things right and beautiful, in the visible world the parent of light and of the lord of light, in the realm of thought appearing as the direct and supreme giver of truth and reason; and in fine on this idea must be fixed the earnest eyes of the man who would conduct himself rationally either in public or in private life." " I agree with you as far as I am able to understand." " Pray then," I continued, " concede another point, and do not wonder that those who have attained to this height are unwilling to take a part in the affairs of men; but their souls ever aspire after the upper world, to linger there. For this is surely natural, if the present instance, no less than the others, applies to our allegory." " Yes, quite natural," he said. " Is
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Allegory Of The Cave By Plato, Taken From "the Republic" Part I
I'm writing this blog after a very interesting conversation with a fellow FuBar freind. Sometimes we are under the impresion that the people in charge of "things" are "competent" enough to be blindly trusted, Please take a close look at "The Allegory of the cave" by the great Plato, and be the judge. Enjoy. BOOK VII Socrates And Glaucon. I. " Now, then," I resumed, " in order to discover our natural condition in respect of knowledge and ignorance, figure to yourself a situation which I may thus represent. Imagine a company of men living in a sort of underground cave-like dwelling which has an entrance open to the light of day, long-drawn, and answering in width to the whole of the cave; and in this cave they are detained from childhood, with their legs and necks so fettered that they cannot change their position and can see only what is in front of them, being unable, by reason of the chains, to turn round their heads. And further, imagine them to have light from a fire which is burn
Forgotten Eulagy
  Was it all just a dream?   Or was it a glimps into my own future?   I awoke with a jarring feeling in my chest.   A feeling so cold and bitter...   Holding on to what I could of the dream I had.   A man by himself sitting in a church...   No one else around him...
Beautiful Morning
sun beats down thru my window as i awake,one eye opens and you drift from my dreams with me drift to a new day i fight my memory as i pry longing longing to see inside my dream but i only know one thing for sure in my dream you were there holding me close keeping me warm and safe keeping me real without any fear still one eye open i feel you feel you by my side i hold you closer as our hearts beat together this beautiful morning i make love to you make love to you in my mind as you feel so close so warm and exciting you could easily become an addiction your mind so one with mine this beautiful morning i make love to you make love to you in my mind a reality of perfect togetherness waiting this beautiful morning i make love to you
About Me
I wrote a blog yesterday on how I felt like I was living a double life. I felt and still do my family are taking advantage of me with out so much as batting a eye. A young lady on here said maybe its me.  Seems I have alot of man woe's.  I started to think,  pretty much all day dam she may be right.  I try my damest to make sure,  they have clean clothes , house is clean, good supper and sometimes I will do special things for them for deserts. Maybe I am just doing to much and so now they expect it?  My friend Todd said to stop doing so much,  let them do stuff for a change. I dunno exactly what I should or shouldnt do yanno,  It would be nice if they just offered to do the supper ,  or clean up a bit more since I have hurt my ankle and it takes me like forever to get stuff done. Oh well this is gonna take some thought
twistand thrashand tear the fuck awaymade of scrapsof the flesh that's savedrippingand thrashingin a mound of hatethere's no forgivenessthere's no forgiveness for shame crawlon broken glassfallit's your last chance devour your temple now worship my shityour deity rots in the bowels of the pitthere is no salvation and nobody caresthere is no redemption there's only the echoing despairare you there? crawlon broken glassdestroy your skinit's your last chancefalland shed your blood and wage your war againstthesun save me?fuck you dive into disastergrind off the rust                devine confrontationyou crumble, like so much dust i've travelled through the blister streamthrough broken spells and haunted dreamspassing through withered seamsreality's not what you think  crawlon broken glassdestroy your skinit's your last chancefalland shed your blood and wage your war againstthesun

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