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~~top Four Adult Jokes ~~
Fourth Place : A man bumps into a woman in a hotel lobby and as he does, his elbow goes into her breast. They are both quite startled. The man turns to her and says, "Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as your breast, I know you'll forgive me." She replies, "If your penis is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 221." ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Third Place : One night, as a couple lays down for bed, the husband starts rubbing his wife's arm. The wife turns over and says "I'm sorry honey, I've got a gynecologist appointment tomorrow and I want to stay fresh." The husband, rejected, turns over. A few minutes later, he rolls back over and taps his wife again. "Do you have a dentist appointment tomorrow too?" ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Runner Up: Bill worked in a pickle factory. He had been employed there for a
Miyavi - Pop Is Dead
Yes I know he looks like a woman. English Lyrics: I don't have them sorry
Spice Up Ur Life
spice up ur life Think about them one at a time BEFORE going on to the next one... IT DOES MAKE YOU FEEL GOOD, especially the thought at the end. 1. Falling in love. 2. Laughing so hard your face hurts. 3. A hot shower. 4. No lines at the supermarket 5. A special glance. 6. Getting mail 7. Taking a drive on a pretty road. 8. Hearing your favorite song on the radio. 9. Lying in bed listening to the rain outside. 10. Hot towels fresh out of the dryer. 11. Chocolate milkshake. (or vanilla or strawberry!) 12. A bubble bath. 13. Giggling. 14. A good conversation. 15. The beach 16. Finding a 20 dollar bill in your coat from last winter. 17. Laughing at yourself. 19. Midnight phone calls that last for hours. 20. Running through sprinklers. 21. Laughing for absolutely no reason at all. 22. Having someone tell you that you're beautiful. 23. Laughing at an inside joke. 24. Friends. 25. Accidentally overhearing someone say something nice about
Miyavi Video
For those of you who don't know Miyavi, he's kind of the Marilyn Manson of Japan, except he's a professional soccer player as well. Here is his video for are you ready to rock. Here's the lyrics in English. Hey there boy, do you wanna ROCK? Hey there girl, do you wanna ROCK? Then, everyone get together and shake your heads. Hey there sir, what's ROCK you say? You say, isn't ROCK being handsome? (huh, don't say that?/laugh) Stop your whining, and shut the fuck up. ROCK is back... Are you ready to ROCK? Are you ready to ROCK? Are you ready? Are you prepared? Hey there gramps, do you wanna ROCK? Hey there granny, do you wanna ROCK? Then, try shouting from the bottom of your gut. V-ROCKS!!! Are you ready to ROCK? Are you ready to ROCK? Are you ready? Are you prepared? check out for more
This Sux
I cant put anymore pics till i reach another level........maybe i need some help!!!!
Find The Error
Find the error. It's impossible! (This one went right over my head!) A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z Did you know that 80% of UCSD students could not find the error above? Repost this with the title "find the error", and when you click "post bulletin", the answer will be really obvious
I do love to watch movies. specially chick flicks. and to let all in on my secret. they make me cry. a couple of examples. A walk to remember. I am sam. in the mix and how to deal. thats my secret and i am not afraid to say it.
Ride With The Freedom Of An Eagle When She Flies...
i woke up this morning with a smile... love has been unkind to me...sometimes.... but it has been kind to me ...most of the times... just realized i've been hurting by a love that i don't even know if it's there... weighed down by something full of maybes and what ifs... since when did i turn into a whiny gutless bitch?... haven't felt this good since my pattaya ordeal... meeting you was great and we had a good time... i let my heart took over my head...let my guard down... i guess all these years of loneliness...even if it's by choice...really messed up my mind... it did scare me...thinking of you....missing you... but now i'll do it fondly... i'll remember you with all the sweetness of the blossoms in may... with the warmth of the summer rain... i'll remember you with a smile...not with sadness... so long...tommy baby...i've loved you....with no regrets... remember....dream as if you'll live forever.... live as if you'll die tomorrow.... now
Omg....168 Iq And Still Dumb As A Box Of Rocks.
Haha.....listen to this....this is how...fucking stupid I can be. I go into the little box that has the music tracks in it. Well, I have no idea who that band is that sings those songs that are the default songs. So, I decide to try to change them. I figure, being a semi-smart mofo, that i would start out by deleting the ones that are there....then trying to find some other ones to put in their place. Delete..delete...delete...until they are all gone. Now i figure I need to find some more songs to put in there. First though...I have this, I don't know what you would call it, but I guess fetish sounds good enough for me, that I hate having a bunch of pages in my forward and back buttons in my browser. So, I go back to my homepage, refresh, then.....I see something else I want to look at. SOOOOO, I go look at it, and when I am finished my fetish takes control and I need to go back to my homepage and refresh again. Finally I decide to go to my little music box to put some songs in there t
How Awesome.
the father and mother of my goddaughter Dorthy asked me to be the best man at there wedding. i'm happy. i said yes.
Thanks Giving Head Ache
February 8, 1999 Magazine cover songs of inspiration Go by my self trepanation Tom Petty thief of hearts Peach pit stops and starts Curtians drawn on paper plates Baby blue color blind dates Dirty needle in your eye-popping Restless heart broken jaw-dropping Unpleasant chap stick up your ass Nice rear window pane of glass Good year book of shadows you Cookie tin can I see through Cyber virgin queen of spades On the take it slowly fades Radio air play with me always Candy bar keep me waiting for days Pillow talk of the town drunk Flower garden row boat sunk Go slow hand cancel or send Antler rack you brain dead end.
Prisoner Of Vision
September 30, 2000 not a change in your torrid world not a schedule book to blame it on not a drop from the incision just a prisoner of vision not a paste to keep it whole forever not an image in the smashed mirror not an important decision just a prisoner of vision not a glossover version of self not a shard in the heart of madness not a piece of the division just a prisoner of vision not a flower in a muddy field not a prayer into the rushing wind not a head on collision just a prisoner of vision.
January 6, 2004 I dreamed of a glass boy I threw a stone And ran away I grew a new heartbeat You took my pulse And ran away So here I sit In a thistle feild Blood on the thorns Naked and scared I raised three butterflies They tasted me And flew away I stole a kindred soul It expressed concern And flew away So here I sit In a thistle feild Blood on the thorns Naked and scared I trusted my life to fate And it spit in my face.
Robin Trower
The End Of A Era?
Have you ever wanted something so bad, but you didn't feel good enough to get it? Not pretty enough, not sweet enough, just basically not deserving enough?
~~ Free 411 Calls ~~
Are you sick of paying over 1.00 each time you call up information to get a phone number? Did you know that you can call an 800 number for free to get the information? This works with both cell phones and land line phones too! You have to sit through a 15 second ad sometimes, but not always!
Too All Who Feel Un Love.
too all who love endlessly with out remorse shall find one who feels the same. need not look for they shall find you when time is right. the time may pass and people come and go. you need not worry for there is a plan for all. don't wish of death and keep from hurting your self feeling like your not worthy of love. every one finds love. I have once fell for the depressions trap of lovers remorse and tried to shoot my self. i also tried to jump from a building. both attemps where foiled but what i call a omen. the gun miss fired three times before my ex-girlfriend stopped me from pulling the trigger the forth time and i actually live from the fall of the 2 story house i jumped from so i gave up. so please don't fall for the depresions games. every one finds love. no one is ever undesereving of love. FOR THE LOVE OF ALL MY FRIENDS.
My Mug
i need a support group for the huge picture of my mug.
R.i.p. James Brown
Greetings all, First of all, I would like to wish you all a merry Christmas. If you have read my page, you know I am into hip-hop/rap music, so I was stunned and saddened to know one of my favorite musicians, James Brown had died this Christmas morning of Pneumonia. James Brown is a world renowned artist. He has been very, very influential in the world of hip-hop music. Many have sampled his music in their own creations to keep his music alive today. His dance style has influenced the likes of Michael Jackson, MC Hammer, Usher and many others. If you want to read more about his passing, I provided the link to it right here ( Take care all and have a very merry Christmas!
May 28, 2004 Wax Against my lips It smells like mint It's pink and delicate Melting In the flame Of a leap of faith Turned to firecracker Damaged Are the bonds Of hopeful children Seeking one true love Dressed In grown-up shoes They trip again Over their flimsy disguise Lost Are the girl's words She says she needs you And you can't believe her Gone Are the days Of trust and confidence Dancing in the light Wax Against my lips It smells like death It's just an end
What Monsters Really Think: Episode 1
What Monsters Really Think: Episode 1
A Dream
She was dreaming of a life so pure, so full of happy memories. Joyous things to come, nothing could go wrong! Just bright blue skies no clous to get in the way. All the wonderous things that life could offer. Then she realize is there such a life? A life were there is no pain...a good honest relationship. A family that doesn't have any problem. No wars. No suffering. A life were people can walk down the street and smile and know that no one will hurt them. A life were there is no murders, no rapes, no abuse! A life were there is only good, no bad. She wishes there was such a life. She wishes there was a life where a daughter doesnt have to live in constent fear that her father is going to beat on her or scream rant and rave over the stupidest things. She wishes there was a life were a neice doesnt have to fear another night of staying @ her uncles cause he molests and occationally rapes her. She wishes there was a life were there was a really good person to talk to that can g
Miss Maybe
April 29, 2006 I like to creep up on his body And disguise it as a treat So I hope after death they'll give my bones to a very special fiend I think if I lay still enough My flesh will speak to his Then every accidental touch Will instruct his pulse to rush - Slide, slide away Inside and in frame Take the glow, take the taste Love, this is all mine - I take the locks from his fingers Then he stuffs them in my mouth Dirty feet in the bathroom sink Dripping treasure to the floor He chases opals down with whiskey Warm and wrong and possible Keep me on as your Miss Maybe Always choking on the glory
Love Mourned
Once apon a time I knew u well Once apon a time u filled my heart Once apon a time u were my friend Once apon a time I no longer was lost Somehow I lost u Somehow u left me Alone without direction Somehow my heart turned Black Somehow it turned to stone Somehow tears fall from my eyes So I search in vain Each and everyday But u are gone and have left me in the most broken state
Sinann's Eye
June 24, 2004 With the lazy ways of water You are flowing gently by And with the rage of a flood You're inclined to change your mind Mecurial at the best of times Always under Sinann's eye. With a drizzle of sweet tears I swell your foolish pride Then an emotional tempest Makes you split your sides Descructive as a hurricane Always under Sinann's eye. Boiling into atmosphere Then settling in milky sky Force my head into the sidewalk And trickle back to apologize Confusing as the night is deep Always under Sinann's eye.
Im An Asshole
my last mumm proves it... blah...
Jeff Beck
The Big Wazowski
The Big Wazowski
You know how sometimes you have a few choices and all the outcomes will make you completely miserable no matter what? Yeah...
Hate I hate the pain you make me feel I hate the pain, but it is so real I hate the hurt I feel inside I hate it so bad, I just want to die I hate this life I hate what it's become I hate the pain I feel My hate just feels so real I hate this shit you put me through I hurt inside and it's all because of you I hate this pain you've made me feel I hate this pain that feels so real You made me hate you made me cry You made me wish that I would just die You left me alone alone in the cold you left me sad and blue You left me with this pain that I feel for you Why can't you just take it all back Make it all go away Take this hurt and pain Take it back to the way it was Just like yesterday I just want to hide away forever I just want to stay in this hurt forever I can't make you change I can't change your mind So maybe I will just hide.
C’mon mother fuckers, now’s your chance Grab some ass slap and scratch Take a bite like it’s a god-given right Force hand in the air Get a real good shot Take aim, and go off Fuck tying down, I got some locks Chained to a boulder Shoulder and shoulder It’s cold across my hips Room to thrash Let’s have a bash Let’s see how much blood is in Zac Save the stabs for later Give me some good slashes Gashes Separation Rejuvenation Red Wounds Cuts Slits Slices Bloody fucking chunks Dug out hunks of chest Jagged circular abrasions Released salvation And sure if you really want we can fuck for the duration
~~don't Let This Happen To You~~
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Sunmaid Bastards!!
So there I was, Just getting stoned With a raisin. So the raisin asks "So what are we smoking here?". And I say "We're smoking some grapes!". Then the raisin is all "Mother Fucker! We are smoking my family?!". I gave him the crazy eye and say "You're a dumb bitch, Ain't ya?" That's when a donkey Comes running down the street And kicks my head open. True story!
Smash Mouth
Blue Is the color of your eyes Like the sky above You are as graceful as a dove Blue Is the color of your shirt I like the shirt You look so beautiful in it Blue Is the color of my heart Now that you left me Please come back
Always Thinking About You
Always thinking about you And your smile Lighting up the room As you walk in Always thinking about you And how you have loved me For so long And how I’ve loved you Always thinking about you And how you’ve made my life Brighter and brighter Everyday I see you Always thinking about you And how you’ve been there For me no matter What has happened
Alone you stand wrapped in the shadows of humanitys sin. A forgotten treasure amongst the concrete and steel. Darkness drowns in liquid pain hid with in your brilliant eyes and yet I feel no fear. For your strength feeds the void they can not understand. Your desire consumes a broken heart that beats within, from your anger I find strength. But the needs of this child are not the only ones met amongst the shadows this eve. For even as this body trembles in its self created pleasures the taming of the beast begins. From my blood there is life. From your kiss there is pleasure. From our union comes a bond which none can divide.
Some Of My Golden Rules In Life..
1. Depend on yourself, others will most likely let you down. 2. Be careful of false hopes, those who deceive you will make you feel used. 3. Keep your promises, they are to remain true as you are true to yourself. 4. If you feel a draft, if you are not wearing a kilt, look for holes. 5. Life's a stage, enjoy the hell out of it before the curtain drops. 6. If you love, remain true to that love. 7. Pleasing your partner, pleases you. -everyone needs a little give & take- 8. When drinking Loki, watch on how many shots you take. 9. Always protect your heart, you may be strong but, the heart is fragile. 10. When auto fails, manual will never let you down. 11. If it bites, bite back. 12. Squirrels are greedy bastards. 13. If your face is getting to hot, move the torch. 14. Liquid latex is fun! 15. Drunk traps must always be placed. 16. Dreams & hopes can easily be shattered, be careful how you treat others. 17. Don't lie to yourself. (ex. don'
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The Urinal Is Your Bathroom Etiquette?
The Urinal Game
How Far Is Too Far?
how much dreaming can one do? how many wishes can one make. when does dreams and reality collide. where is the fine line. how much can you ask of your soulmate before ignorance comes into play with ones feelings. when does too much fantasy break up a relationship with some one you love. how do you add dreams and fantasy into reality with out destroying Friendship and Love with your soulmate.
Alone & Missing You
Alone and missing you I wonder what you are doing Or if you are missing me I am so alone Alone and missing you I’m remembering all the fun times we had While trying to block out the bad times I wish I wasn’t alone Alone and missing you I really love you And wish to Have you in my arms again Alone and missing you I am realizing all the things I did wrong to Make you leave me Please come back
Step Daugher Trivia 1
OMG! It's already 2007. I have no idea where 2006 went. Huge New Years Eve Party! Live band,food, tons of dancing tipsy people, and a whole lot of clean up. To wake up to a 15 year old telling me after 10 years of raising her that she wants to go try at her moms. Is this what the new year is going to bring? I say I want a damn time machine. Bring it to me NOW! However, I do have a 5 year old and a 13 year old stepchild to think of that has come so far. Well, maybe forget the time machine for now and hope for the best. But Grrrr...waking up to a call from her mothers 2 cent lawyer really pissed me off. Anyway, let me get off that time bomb subject. My 5 year old tells me today to please stop making that nasty little noise, while I was flossing my teeth. Whose raising who here? So I tell him I will as soon as you go wipe that runny nose that I get good work outs from chasing him to do it myself. Of course it did not work. I got the chicken neck and rolling eyes that I had to laugh at
All The Time
All the time I think of you And all the fun things We used to do All the time I am reminded of you And because you are gone It makes me blue All the time I am depressed I’m sorry that sometimes I was a pest All the time While you do what you are doing All of the memories of you and me Keep on blooming
Goodbye 1-07
The deepest pain I have ever felt the emptiness I have come to know Is finally over now that you've left No more facade No more show I cant believe I lost myself to try to help you see, you needed to love yourself instead of loving to hate me. So today you decide, to finally admit that this was going no where that this it; wasn't IT I hope you find you somewhere -Joey
All Day
All day I think about you How pretty you are And smart you are I want you in my arms so bad All day I daydream about you About if we were married And had a family That is what I want All day I think about you How pretty you are And smart you are I want you in my arms so bad All day I wish you would take me back Because I would be happy then Because you make my life worth living Please take me back All day I think about you How pretty you are And smart you are I want you in my arms so bad
Contract Of Friendship
TO ALL MY WONDERFUL CHERRIES !!! After serious & cautious consideration.....your contract of friendship has been renewed for the New Year 2007! It was a not a very hard decision to make. My Wish for You in 2007 May peace break into your house and may thieves come to steal your debts. May the pockets of your jeans become a magnet of $200 bills. May love stick to your face like Vaseline and may laughter assault your lips! May your clothes smell of success like smoking tires and may happiness slap you across the face and may your tears be that of joy. May the problems you had forget your home address! In simple words ............ May 2007 be the best year of your life!!!
Lords Of Acid
Police Warning!!!!!!!!!!!!!! POLICE WARNING!! POLICE WARNING!! POLICE WARNING TO MYSPACE USERS THIS IS IMPORTANT STATE POLICE WARNING (NOT A JOKE)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Please read this.....I hope that all of my Friends Post this and help keep our myspace friends safe. State police warning for online: Please read this "very carefully"..then send it out to all the people online that you know. Something like this is nothing to be taken casually; this is something you DO want to pay attention to. If a person with the screen-name of jokerkid613/Ja$on MoNeY contacts you, do not reply. DO NOT talk to this person; do not answer any of his/her instant messages or e-mail. Whoever this person may be, he/she is a suspect for murder in the death of 56 women (so far) contacted through the Internet. Please send this to all the women on your buddy list and ask them to pass this on, as well. This screen-name was seen on Yahoo, AOL, AIM, and Excite so far. This is not a joke! Plea
Hurting Myself
In my life i have been through quite a bit, i have seen more in my young age than most people have seen in at my age. I guess thats part of why I feel so jaded at times.... i guess thats why i am so scared of getting hurt again. I have realized that trying to distant my self from others has just lead me to my own lonely path. All alone... i was always so scared of getting hurt that i hurt myself more than i think anyone could ever hurt me... ifyou are told long enough that the sky was purple it doesnt take long before you start to believe it. I dont allow myself to have anything truely real because if its real then it will end and someone will be hurt. I dont understand it, whats so wrong with me? People i know tell me why are you single or when i am seeing someone.. oh come on chae you know you can do better than that.. can i? and if can do better than that then why is it that i can only attract weirdos, abusers, liars heartbreakers... i am now 23 who has a worn jaded heart wi
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A Broken Heart
A broken heart hurts And needs fixing But it will hurt for awhile And eventually got mended A broken heart is broken because Of many things you did Or things you were accused of Just give it sometime and it will be fixed A broken heart hurts And needs fixing But it will hurt for awhile And eventually got mended A broken heart isn’t a rarity There are broken hearts all over the world They are broken for many reasons All of which bad to the recipient A broken heart hurts And needs fixing But it will hurt for awhile And eventually got mended
C0l0r Survey
C0L0R SURVEY RED 1. Are you currently mad at someone? 2. Which of your friends has the worst temper? 3. Have you ever thrown something at anyone? 4. Does your face turn red when you're angry? 5. When you're mad do you prefer to stare angrily or yell/scream? 6. How do you deal with stress? ORANGE 1. Has anyone ever thrown you a suprise party? 2. Are you easily excited? 3. What event is coming up that your most excited about? 4. Which of your friends is most excitable? 5. If you won a million dollars what would be your first thought? 6. If you could have anything right now what would it be? YELLOW 1.NAME? 2. Where were you born? 3. What are your main goals in life? 4. Do you want to have kids? 5. How do you want to die? GREEN 1. Do you like this color? 2. Gay Marriage? 3. Lowering the drinking age? 4. Abortion? 5. Recycling? BLUE 1. What was your latest dream?
The Seamstress
One day, when a seamstress was sewing while sitting close to a river, her thimble fell into the river. When she cried out, the Lord appeared and asked, "My dear child, why are you crying?" The seamstress replied that her thimble had fallen into the water and that she needed it to help her husband in making a living for their family. The Lord dipped His hand into the water and pulled up a golden thimble set with pearls. "Is this your thimble?" the Lord asked The seamstress replied, "No." The Lord again dipped into the river. He held out a silver thimble ringed with sapphires. "Is this your thimble?" the Lord asked. Again, the seamstress replied, "No." The Lord reached down again and came up with a leather thimble. "Is this your thimble?" the Lord asked. The seamstress replied, "Yes." The Lord was pleased with the woman's honesty and gave her all three thimbles to keep, and the seamstress went home happy. Some years later, the seamstress was walking with
Tim Horton's And The Newfie
A Newfie goes into a Tim Horton's in Gander and notices there's a " Roll Up The Rim To Win" Contest going on. So, he rolls it up and starts screaming, "I've won a motor home! I've won a motor home!" The girl at the countersays,"That's impossible. The biggest prize is a car." But the person keeps on screaming, "I've won a motor home! I've won a Motor home!" Finally, the manager comes over and says, "I'm sorry, but you're mistaken. You couldn't have possibly won a motor home because we didn't have that as a prize!" The person says, "No, it's not a mistake. I've won a motor home!" And they hand the cup to the manager and he reads.......... YOU'RE GOING TO LOVE THIS !!!!!! ... I PROMISE "W I N A B A G E L"
The Cat In The Hat On Aging!!!
Just in case you weren't feeling too old today, this will certainly change things. The people who are starting college this fall across the nation were born in 1987 . They are too young to remember the space shuttle blowing up. Their lifetime has always included AIDS. The CD was introduced the year they were born. They have always had an answering machine They have always had cable. Jay Leno has always been on the Tonight Show. Popcorn has always been cooked in the microwave. They never took a swim and thought about Jaws.! They don't know who Mork was or where he was from. They never heard: "Where's the Beef?", "I'd walk a mile for a Camel", or "de plane Boss, de plane". McDonald's never came in Styrofoam containers. They don't have a clue how to use a typewriter Do you feel old yet?
The Beach Boys
Subliminal tidings of high-risk brain patterns Gyrating grey matter Peaking needle breaks Is it my turn again? I forget the stakes Could I raise the pot to three infected vertebrate? The eye of a crocodile, tear or smile Be quiet, I’m listening to the crumble Purple flashes crackle I see spots and they sparkle Hold on while I marvel, Mars is glowing Pick up my clothes in embarrassment I’m hard and cold I think something is showing Growing Maybe the ones who use their brains are the real cattle Self-slaughtering lemmings There seems to be a strain in the change of the street lights The sheets are tight even though the bedding is slight Of hand Fingers missing, burning embers singing What am I sitting in? Would you believe that I’m a pacifist? I despise violence But even more then violence Is self imposed silence Enjoy a good seething riot Spitting on my chin I win At fucking sinning Fuck myself like a jackhammer I illuminate with static Shimmering betwee
Love And Friendship Are All A Work Of Art.
how can love and friendship live together so well but contradict each other. you ever notice that the ones you love becoe friends to you when their not around and the friends you have turn into loved ones when their gone. i have. i also come to accept the fact that all people you love come and go. the more you livethe more you love. the more you love the more you hurt. how do you destinguish between some one who loves you and someone loves you as a friend. also how far should you go with some one you just met before it gets awkward. how do you know when you went to far tring to show someone the love you have for them before its noticable that they don't care before you get hurt. questions we all wish we had anwsers.
I'm White And Have Black Friends So I Must Think I'm Black
Just pick one If you hate stereotypes and think ppl should just shut up and stop POST THIS. IF YOU DO NOT POST IN 100 SECONDS YOU WILL BE CURSED 4 100 DAYS pick the stereotype that fits you I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be bulimic. I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists. I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun. I'm BLONDE AT HEART, so I MUST be a ditz I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed. I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat. I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be smart. I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy. I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS. I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape. I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist. I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch. I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat. I'm ATHEIST so i MUST hate the world. I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST be "evil" and not have any morals. I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people. I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible. I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay. I'm SOUTHERN,
You Da Sperm Game...
Medical Distinction
We've all heard about guys having guts or balls. But do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definition for each is listed below... GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?" BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the balls to say: "You're next." I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions. Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome, since both ultimately result in death.
Little Billy 8-6-06 ~ 10-29-06
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You opened it & you're going to have the WORST week of your life next week, unless you repost this within the next 5 minutes, calling it: X-pills If you're single & Havin Fun! Jack Daniels: If you're single & whatever happens, happens. Meth: If you like someone but you don't know if they like you. Steroids: If you're taken. Cocaine: If you're taken & loving it. Vodka: If you Like someone who doesn't Like you back. Porn: If u are confused about someone Shrooms: If you feel like giving up on love all together. Captain Morgan: If you like someone and they like you back. Still single but not really. Weed: You're just a pimpin gangsta with attitude
Boys Cheat Code To Gurls
Relationship Have To See This Lmao
Relationship Revenge
To Every Girl
To every girl that has been cheated on because -- shes not a whore who gives it up to any guy. - To every girl who wants to be called beautiful -- not hot. - To every girl who gets her heart broken because he chose -- the whore instead. - To every girl that cries at night because of -- another heartbreak. - To every girl that wont get down on her knees and open her mouth -- just to get a boyfriend. - To every girl who lies awake at night -- thinking about him. - To every girl that just wants -- to cuddle. - To every girl that just wants to sleep with him -- without having sex everytime. - To every girl who shows how much she cares -- and gets nothing back. - To every girl that doesnt want a guy who -- just plays with her emotions but actually cares about how she feels. -To every girl who wants -- WORDS BACKED UP WITH ACTIONs - To every girl that fell for all the lies -- only to find themselves alone in the end. - To every girl that gave her heart aw
Haha Ok Last One From My Myspace
as i am sitting here.... thinking of the day.. that you went away... and dreaming of the day that you will return... and thinking of the day you will never go away... and ur heart will be mine for ever and for always... i do not wish for anything more.. but for you to just turn around and leave that whore... -courtney
One More From Myspace That I Wrote
you have no clue... how much i sit here and just think about you... you have no clue.. how many sleepless hours i have encounterd... you have no clue... how strong my love is for you... you have no clue.. cuz frankly i would do anything for you...
Another One From M Y Myspace
On the outside.. i may look perfectly happy on the outside.. i may be laughing..... on the outside.... i may smile.... on the inside..... i am dying to feel your touch one last time ... on the inside.... i am screaming out your name for you to come back to me... on the inside... i am crying because i know it will never happen..... you have no clue for how far i would go and what i would do just to feel your arms around me for one last time....
Actions Speak More Then Words.(comment It If U Like) Poem From My Myspace
Fuck it aint nothing good in life no more, How could you go and get with that whore, i thought what we had ment more then that, I thought you said you would never leave me , but look how much you decieved me, i thought you said you would never hurt me, but if you could only see the internal bruses and scars you left me with , i thought you said ud love me for ever and ever , but look you just played me and thinking you've gone up a level, i thought you said you cared for me, but look you aint even here for me i thought you said youd die for me, but look u aint even cried for me Gone
Acne Be Gone
"dedicated Existance"
"Dedicated Existance" --------------------- Dedicated to my truth of graciousness, of my Tenderness. I fall into thee, Dangerous not to Take it too far or Fall too short. This is my simple Equation of Fire, For life, For love, Heating my temptations, Congregating this Into my pattern of life. Cleansing my inner Demons, And Sensual Light. Plagued by a simple Deck of Life. I shuffle my chances Excited to Never Lose My ambitions. To achieve this eternal Claim to fame And Happiness to A fairytale Of dreams, And of hopes. Which consume me Internally, Emotionally, And Dangerously to a point Where reality Clashes. Causing a rift, Causing a disturbance, Damning my w
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[]D ii N K C0ND0{}V{} ((try an read what it says)) YOU MUST PLAY! OR A MAN WILL APPEAR BY YOUR BED WITH A KNIFE AND WILL KILL YOU! THE ONLY WAY TO SAVE YOUR LIFE IS TO PICK THE CONDOM THAT REPRESENTS YOUR LOVE LIFE! OH BY THE WAY, DO NOT IGNORE THIS BECAUSE IF YOU DO HE WILL COME AT THE TIME 2:16 AT NIGHT AND KILL YOU! BLACK Condom: Single, Looking For the right Someone, But Hating Being Single! Orange Condom: Taken And About To Break Up Red Condom: Single & confused & hating it Pink Condom: Taken And Happy =) Purple Condom: Taken and confused about what's going wrong with your relationship Trojan Condom: Like someone who doesn't like you back Tye-dye Condom: Just taken. BLUE CONDOM:Single and like someone, but confused as to whether they like you back or not Teal Condom: Like someone who likes you back but not going out Clear Condom: Just broke up with sumone or they broke up with you, but still have feelings for them NO CO
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The Heart Of A Woman
They smile when they want to scream. They sing when they want to cry. They cry when they are happy and laugh when they are nervous. They fight for what they believe in. They stand up against injustice. They don't take "no" for an answer when they believe there is a better solution. They go without new shoes so their children can have them. They go to the doctor with a frightened friend. They love unconditionally. They cry when their children excel and cheer when their friends get awards. They are happy when they hear about a birth or a new marriage. Their hearts break when a friend dies. They have sorrow at the loss of a family member, yet they are strong when they think there is no strength left. They know that a hug and a kiss can heal a broken heart. Women come in all sizes, in all colors and shapes. They'll drive, fly, walk, run or e-mail you to show how much they care about you. The heart of a woman is what makes the world spin! Women do
Some Shit From My Myspace That I Typed Comment It
I just don't care no more. im gonna live my life and im not gonna let one moment slip away im gonna cherish all of it to the good and the bad from the happy and the sad its each moment in every persons life who makes them who they are dont take anything back Dont regret one desicion you have made it's what makes you who you are today you learn from your mistakes dont let anyone tell you any other way but once you know you have that one good person dont you ever let them get away
.:¢¾ 17 Signs You Love Someone¢¾:.
.:¢¾ 17 Signs You Love Someone¢¾:. SEVENTEEN: You look at their profile/picture constantly. SIXTEEN: When you're on the phone with them late at night and they hang up, you still miss them even when it was just two minutes ago. FIFTEEN: You read their texts or IMs over and over again. FOURTEEN: You walk really slow when you're with them. THIRTEEN: You feel shy whenever you're/they're around. ELEVEN: When you think about them, your heart beats fast and slower at the same time. TEN: You smile when you hear their voice or hear about them. NINE: When you look at them, you can't see the other people around you, all you see is him/her. EIGHT: You start listening to slow songs, while thinking of them. SEVEN: They're all you think about. SIX: You love their hugs more than anything. FIVE: You realize that you're always smiling to yourself when you think about him/her. FOUR: You would do anything for them, or anything to see them. THREE: Whi
Nightmare House
How F*cked Up Am I?
You scored as normal. ok so your normal!! lucky younormal44%really f***ed up!!44%kinda f***ed up31%How F***ed up are you?created with
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My New Years Sucked
my life sucks, i went to LA to see this girl i like and i thought everything was going good and we went to disneyland and stuff but then she kept complaining that i wasnt talking to her enough and im really shy in person and i was trying my best and it just ended up with her hating my guts and never wanting to talk to me again :( i dunno what im gunna do i really liked her and cared about her
How Old We're You The First Time You...
1. Fell in love - 2. Lost someone close to you - 3. got drunk - 4. smoked weed - 5. Got kissed - 6. Went to the hospital for surgery - 7. Got your heart broken - 8. Lost a pet - 9. Got arrested - 10. Smoked a Cigarette - 11. Broken a bone- 12. Got a job - 13. Got cheated on - 15. Went to a concert - 16. Got your own cell phone - 17. Had 1st boy/girl friend - 18. Got a myspace account - 19. Snuck out of the house - 20. Pierced other than your ears - 21. Had sex - 22. Got in a fight - 23. Snuck someone in your house - Okay now repost this with the title : "how old were u when u first?"
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An X-ed out rose, in a Jesus Christ pose Displayed for a stoning, strapped, and pinned up for public loathing Strain of martyrdom on clothing Bruises the shape of rocks being thrown Outgrown any thorn crown, here’s a razor wire visor It doesn’t do shit to block the sun, but it’s good for a laugh Blood hits the stage with a crash Ripped off match-heads pushed under toenails Ignition sparked by a cigarette’s burning butt The flame is big but it’s not enough To cauterize the slashes on the soles of feet The puddle is getting deep Broken glass lost somewhere in the rectal cavity Phallicly stretched A syringe of hot vinegar pierces its needle just below the flesh The trigger is pressed, the plunger recesses into the chamber Enslavement to blind pain Guffaws all around the stage A chord is ripped An engine beckons Almost aware of breeze brushing face Caused by a gas-powered spinning serrated chain Sudden reduction of weight The spikes running through biceps, but not
If We Had Sex.....
If We Had Sex....GAME. don't be scared. you never know who really wants to do you! (REPLY TO MY INBOX... JUST CLICK "REPLY") so only I see it then Repost the blank one so others can fill it out). 1. Would you be in control? 2. Would you let me pull your hair? 3. Would you whisper in my ear? 4. Would you talk dirty to me? 5. Would you kiss me with a little tongue or a lot of tongue? 6. Would you say my name? 7. Would you go down on me? 8. Would you let me give you a hickie? 9. How many rounds would we go? 10. What would you wanna do afterwards? 11. Would you take off all your clothes then take mine off slowly? 12. Would you lick and bite me all over? 13. Would you like to play or get straight to the point? 14. Would you want me to take my time? 15. How freaky are you, 1 - 10? 16. Would you want me to go fast or slow? 17. Where would you wanna "do it"? 18. Would you be loud or quiet? 19. Would you mind if i liked you? 20. Woul
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10 Ways To Terrorize A Telemarketer
10 Ways to Terrorize a Telemarketer Number 10: When they ask "How are you today?" Tell them! "I'm so glad you asked because no one these days seems to care, and I have all these problems; my arthritis is acting up, my eyelashes are sore, my dog just died." Number 9: If they say they're John Doe from XYZ Company, ask them to spell their name. Then ask them to spell the company name. Then ask them where it is located. Continue asking them personal questions or questions about their company for as long as necessary. Number 8: Cry out in surprise, "Judy! Is that you? Oh my God! Judy, how have you been?" Hopefully, this will give Judy a few brief moments of pause as she tries to figure out where the hell she could know you from. Number 7: If Verison calls trying to get you to sign up for the Family and Friends plan, reply, in as SINISTER a voice as you can, "I don't have any friends... would you be my friend?" Number 6: If they want to loan you money, tell them
Movie Siren
A celluloid dream on the silver screen Holding my attention with all that is seen Forcing me to acknowledge her heart Playing to my soul the greatest part Pulling me in with a glance and a smile Standing out from all others in her own style Deep sultry eyes that convey feelings so deep Into my soul this vision does leap She holds me and I stand transfixed in time A rapture that thrills and feels so sublime Desire to feel more as time does pass Need to be filled more as I watch the lass Knowing that too short our time will be I will just have to watch again this vision I see By R. Thomas Dinsmore
how is that you can sue a cigarette company for cancer and mcdonalds for getting fat, but you can't sue bacardi for all the ugly people you fucked when drunk?
Raining Again
It's raining again. Rain has been pouring down all week, just as the tears- and it is the only thing that comforts me. I lay alone here, in my room, and think of nothing else but you, to whom my heart WAS bound. A virtual recluse i have become, much like Emily Dickinson. Yes, the soul selects her own society, all right. My soul selected the wrong society. I look out my window, and my gaze falls upon the trees. trees that are bare, that will never grow, but still remain, just the same. I resemble these trees. And now i am numb to the world. Submission and subserviance. My, what fools women make of themselves. but society says we should be that way. Society. i hate society. i look out of the window again, and see nothing, and nothingness stares back at me. I SEE PAST THE WORLD'S COLORFUL DILLUSIONS AND PITIFUL LIES. And now i wait. i am waiting for a promise, waiting for a vow. my how stupid i've become. the rain continues to fall all around. it is filling the yard, drow
3 To 12
In the year 2007 I resolve to:masturbate only three times a day instead of twelve! Get your resolution here.
From My Archives!!
I wrote this when I was about 16. GOD I was dilusional back then!! LOL I saw a man He had no smile I asked, "what's wrong? Come sit with me awhile." He could not speak The words were lost I asked him to try Trying does not cost He raised his head Ready to speak The feelings were there But ever so weak He said he was nothing No one cared anymore Not a friend in the world Nothing to live for I asked him to try Just one small thing "Try one little smile You'll hear the bells ring." He said he just couldn't Not a thing could make him smile He got up to leave Going down that last aisle I stood up and said, "Wait! Please let me help you You see I have no friends I am alone too But I still raise my head And smile to the sun For I still have myself At least that's someone!" He turned back around And said, "You know, you're right I think I can try I'll look to the light He took my hand and...Smiled We walked off together We're no longer alone We have th
"rose Petal Memories"
a friend of mine requested some new writings from me...I've been busy lately but I feel I owe them the encore due to thier support and great ENJOY EVERYONE!! I wrote this for my wife when we had our first valentine's day together... "Rose Petal Memories" ----------------------- -A Rose petal walkway Down memory lane Filling up our hearts With treasures of yesterday ....a Kiss.... ..A smile... A look from the kindred eye Step by step Down this memory Lane Filling our hearts with Sensibility, And all the little things WE discover in between.. ---------------------------- i cut this into stanzes and put pictures of us that were significant under each pic and lined the hallway with rose petals...
just for the record i dont fell very well, sorta broken actually...
109 Tonight
A drunk man in an Oldsmobile They said he ran the light Had caused the six-car pileup On 109 that night When broken bodies lay about And blood was everywhere The sirens screamed out down the road For death was in the air A mother trapped inside her car Was heard above the noise her plea split the air " Oh, God please spare my boys!" She fought to free her hands But mangled metal held her fast Her frightened eyes then focused On where the backseat once had been But all she saw was broken glass And two children's seats crushed in Her twins were nowhere to be seen She did not hear them cry She prayed they had been thrown free " Oh, gods dont let them die!" She cryed into the night The fireman came to cut her loose When he searched the backseat There were no bodies to be seen The seat belts were intact They thought the woman had gone mad And was travling alone But when they turned to question her They discovered she was gone Police saw her runnin
What Kind Of Weather Are You
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The Red House
Cheerful red greets visitors on the Path Oh happy home, joyous smiles as children play outside The Red House . . . his house, his domain tiptoe quiet now as he is sleeping He wakes thundering his displeasure in her, her children, this place Walls . . . drip red, stained red, flow red as trust dies as love fades as she is broken to His will as her children cry and fear is born hate is seeded in The Red House this Hell where this child plays . . .
Help A Gal Out
Hey! Help me out in the Miss U.S.A Contest! Vote and Comment Bomb and Rate please!!!
Hell If I Know
Just wanted 2 write so many things are so unknown 2 us as humans the weird thing is that the point of pain that we feel we think we are in love and the fact of it is that its not love its pain simple as hell people seems 2 always try and think there is a reason for everything in this world im one of the few that think out of the box i mean i been thru alot and i dont talk about and i done alot of things that im not proud of and all but people give up so easyly and say they done this because of that and blaa blaa i mean why cant they jus admite i FUCKED UP!!! its simple and reason why i dont c eye 2 eye with people alot because of the way i do c things i can say that all i been thru has helped me i mean with all the people i have ever met and talked 2 each one sees the world in a diff way and it helps me add 2 my out look on the many try so hard a fail and seem to never pick them selfs up anymore and jus set there goals lower and lower as they fail but people need 2 realise
Cradle Of Filth
Fs: 1995 Camaro Z28 Convertible.
Car has 87K+ on the clock. Since I have owned the car (purchased with 70K) nothing but Royal Purple oil has been ran through the engine. Car has usual bolt ons like an LPE CAI, catback exhaust, Edelbrock STB and other things. A new water pump and ignition coil has been installed. Recently the transmission was replaced with a Jasper Stage 1 4L60E with a 2800 stall torque converter and TCI transmission pan. A/C does not work but compressor will engage so I guess a pressure switch is out. Car has usual dings and marks you would expect to see with a 12 year old car. The front bumper skin does need to be replaced since someone hit it with a trailer hitch and their is a noticeable dent on the rear quarter panel passenger side. When car is sold all accessories go with it like the Hypertech PPIII, LT1 Scanmaster, a spare 4L60E transmission (has a bad solenoid, comes with pan and converter), full aftermarket stereo system, and other things. Convertible top is in fair condition but can leak duri
New Years
So my New Years Eve was spent with a very good friend of mine. And it was amazing but I was sooooo drunk that I couldn't make any serious resolutions. lol. So here they are New Years Resolutions for 2007 1. NO SMOKING not even social/drunk smoking. NONE of it. 2. Go to ALL my classes, every day. I'm going to get better grades then I did last semester. 3. Take more risks... trust more. Love easier. :) 4. STOP associating with assholes. Don't lower my standards for anyone. 5. Work out daily (even the days I have dance classes) 6. Keep in touch and make the people I love know it. 7. Spend at least 2 hours in the library studying daily. Wish me luck!!! Happy new year!!!!
My Friend ......
nikki, becky, spellfire, jaz, cookie, baby animal, and the others that we use to talk, im bored, lets talk sometime.
Are You Naughty Or Nice
Are You Naughty or Nice? A Touch of EvilOuch! You're one bad girl, but maybe you like it that way. Just be sure you know all the consequences of being a complete jerk.Take The Quiz Now!Quizzes by
Lamb Of God
Sexy Pics!
I got new sexy pictures posted for anyone to come see. Comments always welcome!
Starting From Empty
Starting from Empty We are all familiar with the metaphorical story of two people looking at the same glass and one perceiving it as half-full while the other sees it as half-empty. As much as we've heard this, it's still a valuable exercise to really observe our minds and notice whether we are engaged in half-full or half-empty thinking. People will refer to themselves as being of one type or the other as if it was a permanent characteristic, but we are all capable of shifting into a half-full consciousness if we simply make the effort. When we look at our lives with half-empty consciousness, we perceive a lack and think that the other half of what we want is missing. We are coming from a position of expectation and entitlement. On the other hand, when we look at our lives as half-full we perceive fullness. It is as if we recognize that our cup could be fully empty and so we are grateful for what we see as bounty—not something we expect or believe we are owed, but a gift. In h
What Type Of Flirt Are You
What Type of Flirt are You? Subtle FlirtWere you just winking at us? We couldn't quite tell... In fact, we think it's pretty safe to say that you're a Subtle Flirt you're a master of the flirting game. You know how to attract attention from anyone, any time. A quick come-hither smile, a little game of look-away-and-look-back-again before long you have the object of your affection wrapped around your little finger. One of the best things about your approach is that it's discreet. You can always act innocent and coy if something gets taken out of context or misunderstood. Just make sure you're not too subtle, or you may end up playing the game all by yourself.Take The Quiz Now!Quizzes by
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Miss Vermont
Ok boys and girls. I am in this Miss Cherry USA contest representing the greta state of Vermont. Thre most comments wins! I need all of you to come support me as best as you can. The deck is stacked against me and I really want this one. Come show the support that I know you are capable of Love you lots ~J~
Party Resolution-free
Party Resolution-Free!!! What's everyone doing for New Years Eve? I will probably have a bunch of friends over, break out the kegerator, get some champagne and wait for that ball to drop. Then everyone will suck down their drinks and there will be euphoria as 07 begins. Yaay. But one thing I have to say, is that my new year's resolution that I made a few years back has held strong. I resolved to not make any more stupid new year's resolutions. Ironically, the only way to break that resolution is to actually make a resolution! I love irony. Just like the librarian who banned the exhibit of books that were banned from schools, just because she loved irony. In fact, the entire concept of New Year's is ironic. Since it is just another 24 hr cycle of the planet, that does not occur in any particular place in space (in fact we are closer to the sun in the middle of January, the earth is tilted more in the summer, it is not the shortest or longest day of
What Kind Of Eyes Do U Have...
What kind of eyes do you have? (with pictures) EdenYou have eden eyes. Eden is the color of water. Your eyes symbolize your great flexibility. You are a creative person. You can think of many good ways to get your point across to people as you have very good communication abilities. When someone feels down or is hurt, you have the remarkable ability to help them and heal them. If you have too little going on in your life, you may be withdrawn and depressed, timid, manipulative, unreliable, stubborn, or suspicious. Some words to describe you: peaceful, sincere, affectionate, tranquil, intuitive, trustworthy, pure, loyal, healing, and stable. Take The Quiz Now!Quizzes by
New Music
Hey guys I changed my music vid on my profile, if you haven't already give me 5 mins and go watch the vid. The vid is awesome the lyrics to the song are even better. Let me know what you think. When you get a chance stop by my web site and let me know what you think.
A Test For Old Kids
A TEST FOR OLD KIDS I was picky who I sent this to. It had to be those who might actually remember. This is a test for us, old kids! The answers are printed below, but don't you cheat. 01. After the Lone Ranger saved the day and rode off into the sunset, the grateful citizens would ask, Who was that masked man? Invariably, someone would answer, I don't know, but he left this behind. What did he leave behind?________________. 02. When the Beatles first came to the U.S. in early 1964, we all watched them on The _______________ Show. 03. "Get your kicks, ___________________." 04. "The story you are about to see is true. The names have been changed___________________." 05. "In the jungle, the mighty jungle, ________________." 06. After the Twist, The Mashed Potato, and the Watusi, we "danced" under a stick that was lowered as low as we could go in a dance called the "_____________." 07. "N_E_S_T_L_E_S", Nestle's makes the very best.
"supple- Mental Sleeplessness"
"Supple-mental sleeplessness" ----------------------------- -Staring into darkness, Restless imbigious thoughts flood the mind. Plagued by this inappropriate inconsideration, Electrical endorphins are being yet so unkind. Vagueness of past implications, Blissful nueroticy, Never resting fantasies, And catastrophic mindful blankets, These are what lay me awake and beckon on me. Predictions of tomorrow, Regrets from the past, Mindful intellectual cleverness, Come to me before I sleep, Endlessly...But never last. Measuring mental baggage, I lay these inside of me like a common reciept, Going over and over like a repeating broken record, These are what keep me from my precious priceless sleep. During night, It's baggage of the mind, During day, Clearly It's seen beneath the eyes. Staring into this holographical darkness of thoughts, I lay awake lonely at night. Thoughts clearly to upbeat the mind, I've tried to give up my fight, B
"altered Egos"
"altered egoes" ---------------- -Look to the skies, A blind man begins to see. Faithful lies, Is all your life expectancy. Melancholy truths, And technicolor dreams, Looking at the world around you, Its not all of what it seems. Mirrored images hide you true being, Camoflaged egoes and tainted perceptions, They hide the truth from you, It's an incongnito intellegence, From what you're seeing. Doubting begins to consume, But still leading life aimlessly, Not ready to lose, When you lost already, And all too soon. Leading to insanity, Your whole life has just been bent, Trying to collect yourself, Breathing fumes of toxicity, Through an unfiltered vent. Truth realization, Is only part of the motivation, When honestly, It's more an unbalanced temptation. Chronologically filed, There is no escape, Fighting merciless, For this is just fate. Rolling around in you labryinth of hell, Airways begin to creep, Things a
Best Tattoo Contest Now Open
the best tattoo contest is now open click on the link of your favorite tattoo and rate the pic and comment it comment bobming is allowed the top winers will be determind by a combonation of rates and comments added together
"dreams Of Frailty"
Deep emptiness, Dark Blackness, This is the Abyss. I stare Blankly, Wondering and Wanting. Understanding for such a place, And wondered by its haunting. Pain, Fear, Loneliness, It's all the same in this place. Burning, like a fuel for a flame, It stares at you blindly, Staring straight forward, Right to your face. This fuel; It's endless, But its source; Constant and the same. It never changes source, Never will, But doctors try to cure "it", Saying,"...Just take this pill.." Corrupting and trying to correct, We as a human race just try to forget. Pain, Fear, Loneliness, These we cannot escape. Some would say....This is the ABYSS we call fate. We speak sugar coated fantasies, And dream of ecstacy, Only to awaken again to insanity. Trusting instincts and following your guts, Succeeding in life, Change a few things, And we feel accomplished. But what about this emptiness, This emptiness of hope, Desires
I Am At More Naughty Pics At 4000 Friends So Please Help Me
when I hit 4000 friends I will add more naughty@ CherryTAP
R.i.p. Robbie
Footprints A life, a story, a brother, a friend. I still can't reason why, your journey had to end. I try not to get angry. Gee, how I've tried. I've tried to see your anguish, and the pain you felt inside. But there is a certain stigma, its something I wish I'd never heard, I wish that it just wasn't possible, I wish that there was no such word. Because life can be a roller coaster, most times its a bumpy ride, but why did you have to get off, and choose to suicide ? Caitlin is such a beautiful girl, she was the apple of your eye. You loved her so very much, but she also keeps asking "Why ?" I know that your life, was cut way too short, I've tried adding up the logic, and at times it comes to naught. You were always searching for something, but I'm not quite sure what, you did everything with a passion, you gave it your very best shot. And life is not forever, time only goes one way, and everyone will leave this earth, everybody
Ex-wives Are Like "slinkys".....
The fun doesn't really start until you push them down some stairs!!! heh...
Just Wanted To Say
Hey to all my friends... Wanted to say thanks alot. Been down and out. But you made me fill good about myself again. I have meet some good people here. Now I'm laughing my asssss off all the time.
This Is How I Feel Right Now
Come notice me And take my hand So why are we Strangers when Our love is strong Why carry on without me? And everytime I try to fly I fall without my wings I feel so small I guess I need you baby And everytime I see you in my dreams I see your face, it's haunting me I guess I need you baby I make believe That you are here It's the only way I see clear What have I done You seem to move on easy And everytime I try to fly I fall without my wings I feel so small I guess I need you baby And everytime I see you in my dreams I see your face, you're haunting me I guess I need you baby I may have made it rain Please forgive me My weakness caused you pain And this song is my sorry Ohhhh At night I pray That soon your face Will fade away And everytime I try to fly I fall without my wings I feel so small I guess I need you baby And everytime I see you in my dreams I see your face, you're haunting me I gue
2007 Contract
2007 Contract After serious & cautious consideration.....your contract of friendship has been renewed for the New Year 2007! It was a very hard decision to make. So try not to screw it up!!! My Wish for You in 2007 May peace break into your house and may thieves come to steal your debts. May the pockets of your jeans become a magnet of $1000 bills. May love stick to your face like Vaseline and may laughter assault your lips! May your clothes smell of success like smoking tires and may happiness slap you across the face and may your tears be that of joy. May the problems you had forget your home address! In simple words ............ May 2007 be the best year of your life!!!
Starting The New Year Off Badly!
Sooo...the new year is not starting off too well for me. I was on my way to buy the Snakes on a Plane DVD for the party we were having for it tonight (yeah, we're retarded like that lol) and I got into a damn car accident. Apparently some lady pulled out of the shopping plaza right in front of this other lady, who slammed on her brakes, so the person in front of me slammed on hers, and then I slammed on mine, but sadly it was too late. The three of us pulled over, the girl I hit didn't get the lady in front of her, but I did some minor damage to her bumper. I got some paint from her car on mine, but I don't care much about that. The girl was real cool about it and said she won't turn it into the insurance if it isn't necessary. I gave her my number so she is going to call me when she finds out if there is any real damage. She just has some of my paint and a little dent I think. I told her I'll probably just pay for it if it isn't too expensive. We'll see. So yeah that sucked. I know
My Values
Your Values Profile Loyalty: You value loyalty highly. You're completely devoted to your friends and family. Even if they totally screw up, you're still there for them. Just make sure they're equally loyal to you! Honesty: You value honesty a fair amount. You're honest when you can be, but you aren't a stickler for it. If a little white lie will make a situation more comfortable, you'll go for it. In the end, you mostly care about "situational integrity." Generosity: You value generosity highly. So much so that you often put your own needs last. There's nothing wrong with having a caring heart... But you may want to rethink your "open wallet" policy. Humility: You value humility a fair amount. You tend to be an easy going, humble person. But occasionally your ego takes over. You have a slight competitive streak - and the need to be the best. Tolerance: You value tolerance highly. Not only do you enjoy the company of those very different from yo
Best Hiar Stylist
i know is right here on cherry tap she is good at want she does she did my hair cuts a many of times and made me look good i wish i had the talent she has. And the money to put her in her own shop cause she works so hard and deserve's her own bussiness so once i hit the lottery i will do everything i can to make this happen for this specail someone. just wanted to say keep up the hard work and i hope you will like what i wrote.
What Does Your Middle Name Mean!!!!
Write in your middle name and next to each letter write what it means according to the alphabet!!!! L : Unbelievably great in bed. E : loves to be kissed. A : you like to drink. T : You're loyal to those you love. R : Fuckin crazy. I : Great in bed. C : You are really silly. E : loves to be kissed. A : you like to drink. B : You like people. C : You are really silly. D : one in a million. E : loves to be kissed. F : You are dead sexy. G : You never let people tell you what to do. H : You have a very good personality,looks and a very good kisser I : Great in bed. J : People Adore you K : You're wild and crazy. L : Unbelievably great in bed. M : best kisser ever. N: You like to drink. O: awesome kisser. P : You are popular with all types of people. Q : You are a hypocrite. R : Fuckin crazy. S : Easy to fall in love with. T : You're loyal to those you love. U : You really like to chill. V : You are not judgemental. W : You are very broad minded. X : Y
You Are Not Alone...michael Jackson
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Review- Club- The Roxbury
theres a new club here in clarksville on riverside drive called the Rpxbury. it's a great little place, food, pool, darts, music and dancing. on wendsday and friday is beer bust, $5 all you can drink tap beer and on thursday and saturday is two for one well. i liked the fact the music was a nice mix of everything from country to rock and everything in between. the service is great, check it out!
Ill Gotten Gains....
Sun sets into Darkness Darkness gives way to Light Enter the Endless Cycle Filled with Plight Into the trap, the animal fed Left in solitude Shackled with Anguish Mingled with Pain and Dread Bars of Turmoil and Confinement bred Pillows of Ash Blanket of Fear Broken glass and razors make the bed Howl at the Moon Silence Scream Cower from Shadows Madness sets in Warped visions of dancing dragons Dreams unspoken shattered Rain of Acid descend Melt away troubles again Forcefed humility and servant's role Filled with wine of desolation Spilling drops of violence Once more graced and shared upon a weary head Prison of ill-constructed misery Held by the Hand of Fate Release from here Nightmares Payment for ill-gotten gains
A Little Bit About Me!
You're on my friends list. I'd like to know 25 things about you. Just hit reply to sender. Thanks! You'll be surprised how much you didn't know about your friends after this! 1. Ever punch someone in the face? Yes! 2. How old are you? 26 going on 27 in March 3. Are you single or taken? very very taken 4. Eat with your hands or utensils? Utensils to be human 5. Do you dream at night? of course! 6. Ever seen a corpse? unforutatley 7. Have you ever wished someone dead? twice but they are still alive and well 8. Do You Like Bush, the president? no HERE COMES THE FUN ... ... ... 9. Whats your philosophy on life? and death? I wish i could live forever to see my offsring thrive but i know I can watch them from above! 10. If you could do anything with me, and have no one know about it, what would it be? N/A 11. Do you trust the police? No 12. Do you like country music? No, too depressing 13. What is your fondest memory of me? of who
How Many Coronas Does It Take For Ct To Be Tapped Out???
LOL... See systems error message below from Mike!! 2007-01-02 20:08:30 sorry, i broke photos for a bit. should be working again now.. lesson learned: stop playing with network devices after 3 coronas, not 4! -mike
Lady Marmalade...lil Kim, Pink, Christina Aguilera
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As A New Year Starts
As 2007 quietly enters the picture ..... My son, now a "young adult", has been hit with that puberty train. I find myself often considering a military school where someone much taller than I can look at least convincing when they say "Keep it up and I'll kick your ass". LOL My son has now exceeded me in height, and its very hard to be tough when I barely make eye contact. My nieces and nephews have all made me "age" lol and not gracefully as they are now all, but one, of legal age to drink. Its even gotten harder to say "I changed your damm diapers!!" over a budweiser! lol... Ahh, and now we approach the life and times of the internet. A blessing to pass the time for many. It has also proved over the years to be a curse.. many bringing their soap opera lives to a viewing audiance of millions without the expense of sets, payroll or actors, and sweeps weeks. I have met many great and wonderful friends on here.. some I have had for almost 10 years, others are just "ships t
What Is The True Spirit Of Giving?
I had it brought to my attention today that someone was upset with me because I posted a bulletin asking for friends, family and fans to stop by and rate my salutes and they say I never do any favors back. This begs the question.... do some only give to receive? I was always raised to believe that when doing a favor you are owed only a thanks and if the receiver of that favor chooses to do more then that is their choice. I guess for me...I only ask for things from friends that I KNOW I am willing to give back. I have many friends I have asked to fan me and rate my page...but in the same breath I say to please let me know if I havent done it for them so I can make that right. I have never professed to be a mind reader yet some think that I know what matters to them and what doesnt. Some people just like to look at pics and rate them because they find it fun and yet others want the same thing back. I told this person that all anyone has to do is ASK me to help them out and I WILL
Sounds Right
Your Values Profile Loyalty: You value loyalty a fair amount. You're loyal to your friends... to a point. But if they cross you, you will reconsider your loyalties. Staying true to others is important to you, but you also stay true to yourself. Honesty: You don't really value honesty. You do value getting your way, no matter what. And if a little lying is required to do that, no problem. A few white lies never hurt anyone (at least, that's what you tell yourself!) Generosity: You value generosity a fair amount. You are all about giving, as long as there's some give and take. Supportive and kind, you don't mind helping out a friend in need. But you know when you've given too much. You have no problem saying "no"! Humility: You value humility a fair amount. You tend to be an easy going, humble person. But occasionally your ego takes over. You have a slight competitive streak - and the need to be the best. Tolerance: You value tolerance highly. No
Christina Aguilera.......beautiful
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Crash.....gwen Stefani
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One Last Time
If I ever needed it or if it was ever wanted, I would get it from you and I could ask this of you... forever and ever, because I know it's always there - and I know you're always there. So if I cry and ask you to never leave... just say "ok" please. And I'm thinking that I never had to tell you that - because you know, don't you? You've known every time. So someday we'll dance and I know the whole world will want to cut in, but you won't let them... and I can't let them - because I think I might need to hold on to you forever... one last time.
I Have A Few More Pics
alright friend's i have a few new pictures up that haven't even been rated commented or anything like that i also entered in a contest called Mr.USA and i'm going to need all my friends to vote for me so i can win so if you guy's would please come to my page and rate and leave comment's on my pics that way i can kind of get an idea of who will vote for me in this contest on my friend's list wish me luck guy's and thanks for being good friend's~wayne~
What U Waiting For........gwen Stefani
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What Greater
What greater thing is there for two human souls that to feel that they are joined... to strengthen each other... to be at one with each other in silent unspeakable memories. ~ George Eliot
Heart Thoughts
Sitting here remembering when I saw the beauty rush out like a might wind I never saw it before or bothered to notice But now I see it and on it I am focused. The gentleness of your voice The way you make me feel when I see your lovely smile. The way you laugh and care for others Even go beyond the extra mile. I am focused on that whether you believe me or not My heart aches for you And my stomach is in knots. Now I had to declare, The thoughts of my heart. In hopes that you'd give me, A place in your heart
My Values Profile
Your Values Profile Loyalty: You value loyalty a fair amount. You're loyal to your friends... to a point. But if they cross you, you will reconsider your loyalties. Staying true to others is important to you, but you also stay true to yourself. Honesty: You value honesty a fair amount. You're honest when you can be, but you aren't a stickler for it. If a little white lie will make a situation more comfortable, you'll go for it. In the end, you mostly care about "situational integrity." Generosity: You value generosity a fair amount. You are all about giving, as long as there's some give and take. Supportive and kind, you don't mind helping out a friend in need. But you know when you've given too much. You have no problem saying "no"! Humility: You value humility highly. You have the self-confidence to be happy with who you are. And you don't need to seek praise to make yourself feel better. You're very modest, and you're keep the drama factor low. T
Truthful Priest
A distinguished young woman on a flight from Switzerland asked the priest beside her, "Father, may I ask a favor?" "Of course. What may I do for you?" "Well, I bought an expensive! electronic hair dryer that is well over the Customs limits and I'm afraid they'll confiscate it. Is there any way you could carry it through Customs for me? Under your robes perhaps?" "I would love to help you, dear, but I must warn you: I will not lie." "With your honest face, Father, no one will question you." When they got to Customs, she let the priest go ahead of her. The official asked, "Father, do you have anything to declare?" "From the top of my head down to my waist, I have nothing to declare." The official thought this answer strange, so asked, "And what do you have to declare from your waist to the floor?" "I have a marvelous little instrument designed to be used on a woman, but which is, to date, unused." Roaring with laughter, the official said, "Go ahe
Smart Ass Answer
A college teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam. "Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury, illness, or a death in your immediate family, but that's it, no other excuses whatsoever!" A smart-ass guy in the back of the room raised his hand and asked, "What would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?" The entire class is reduced to laughter and snickering. When silence is restored, the teacher smiles knowingly at the student, shakes her head and sweetly says, "Well, I guess you'd have to write the exam with your other hand."
Have You Ever
Have you ever felt, the cold and lifeless hand of an infant, gazed into their unblinking eyes, and observed the face of death, when masked in bittersweet innocence? Have you ever touched your dreams, and felt the simplistic joy, of feeling them become reality, only to abandon them, for reasons you cannot explain? Have you ever watched your family, who once shared the greatest of loves, suffer an unforgettable and unforgivable tragedy, that will slowly, painfully, and inevitably, tear them all apart? Do you know, firsthand, the evil that resides deep within the heart of every man, every woman, and every child? Have you seen its face as it randomly seeks, a soul to torment and destroy? Do you know the darker side of life, the one that awakens you, in the still of the night, crying to the unknowable God's, ‘Save me from myself. '? Does your heart constantly question, whether humanity is obtainable, in a world corrupted with suffering, and where war,
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Sex And $
Johnny wanted to have sex with a girl in his office but she had a boyfriend. One day, Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to her and said, "I'll give you $500 dollars if you let me make love to you." The girl replied, "No way!" Johnny said, "I'll be fast. I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend down, and I'll be finished by the time you pick it up." She thought for a moment and said that she would have to consult her boyfriend. She called her boyfriend and told him the story. Her boyfriend said, "Ask him for $1000 dollars, pick up the money really fast, and he won't even be able to get his pants down." So, she agreed and accepted the proposal. Half an hour goes by and the boyfriend waited for his girlfriend to call. Finally, after 45 minutes, the boyfriend called and asked what happened. She said, "The bastard used quarters!!"
Videos, Blinkies, And Morphs
I see these everywhere scrolling across my screen, on nearly everyone's page. Frankly the morphs creep me out. Especially people that morph into animals. No offense to my morphing friends I just don't get it. I have seen some cool a girl that morphs into a pinup that one was cool. For the most part I don't like them and usually they annoy me. The flashing blinky photos on the other hand I like for the most part. I wish I had some but I have no idea how to make them. Anybody have some tips I'd love to hear them. There are some tasteful cool ones out there that wouldn't incite seizures in most viewers. The video clips that get uploaded...while I would like to have some and would like to learn how to do it...I have yet to see one that doesn't gross me out completely!! K the bouncy boobs gif isn't so bad but there are some just plain foul clips on this site. So the point is some of this stuff annoys the shit out of me, and I'm super jealous that I can't d
Lets see, for the past 3 days i have been getting sick, im so tired of not feeling so well lately n i hate it. I cant eat without puking y me y me
Omg... I Love This Story... Sooo Hot :d
Unique Tattooing by Young At Heart © "Unique tattooing, can I help you?" David answered the ringing phone. "Hi David, this is Ann. Do you have any time to squeeze me in today?" she asked, cheerfully. A huge smile flashed across David's already darkly handsome face when he heard her voice. Ann.... Her golden hair, long legs and chubby body just made his senses soar, not to mention his heart race every time she smiled at him. She had a smile that would melt the polar ice caps, and bring blinding light to darkened catacombs. He loved tattooing her as well, she never complained of the pain and he often wondered if she even felt it at times. He had tattooed her 7 times in the past and she had never once stopped him no matter how much detail there was, and she always gave him the idea of what she wanted then allowed him free rein to create it. She trusted him and that made him feel exceptional. He couldn't get over how his luck had changed with but a phone call answered, especially af
You Should Only Have Sex On Days That Begin With T
You should have SEX on days that begin with T: Body: You should have SEX on days that begin with T: Thanksgiving, Tuesday, Thursday, Today, Tomorrow, ---Sex is: like Nokia (connecting people) like Nike (Just do it) like Pepsi (ask for more) like Coca Cola (Enjoy) ---Top 10 Places to have sex: In your bed In your parents bed In a car On a washing machine, while running In a hot tub On a beach, down in the sand On a comfy couch with the TV on On a waterbed A plane bathroom In the rain .. ---Top 10 Places NOT to have sex: In the movies In a car... WHILE YOU'RE DRIVING! In front of all of your friends In a phonebooth In your best friend's bed At Grandma's house At school In your dirty basement In the street ON-LINE ---Top three things to say before having sex: I love you [ONLY iF YOU MEAN iT] Fuck me hard I'm gonna fuck the shit out of you.. ---Top three thin
First One
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Under The Blades
Under the Blades by Dakoth Devir © It was Saturday. This evening had always been the time to put aside the world and enter into His fantasies, be they whips, or wax, or ice, or whatever flights His fantasy might take. All she knew was that He had not harmed her and that she enjoyed it all. She knew the ritual of preparation well, she bathed, never taking a shower before a scene. She cleaned herself thoroughly. She knew Master liked a clean body for play. Then she dried off and headed for the Dungeon in the nude as she knew clothing was never allowed to her in the dungeon. She walked slowly to the room T/they referred to as the dungeon not knowing what to expect. The door stood like a sentinel blocking her from the reward or punishment awaiting her. Her pulse was racing and nervous sweat appeared as if by its own free will on her palms and upper lip from the knowledge that He was waiting inside for her. She wondered why as her mind started to speak to her. "Foolish girl what is ther
Once Proud American
ONCE PROUD AMERICAN As a white American, I am deeply hurt to see the way the nation which I loved has gone to the dogs. With the massive flood of immigration both the legal and illegal sort, the legislations being passed on a monthly basis and the rights being stripped from hard working white men and women, I am no longer proud to call myself an American. America is far from what it once was, there used to be a time in America where Jewish influence was at a bare minimum, education was high and laws prohibited people of color form being anywhere near a white neighborhood, now interracial couplings run rapid, the education system is in the toliet, and the Jew has all but taken over the government. There once was a time in American history where white men could speak their minds, the term racist had not been invented by the Jew and children need not fear being beaten savagely by the negro or mestezo. With the 1960’s all that changed, now white children are forced to inhabit the s
Finally Smiling Again
~Hey all, just wanted to let ya all know that i am finally smiling again...and thats because i am finally free and very much single...what a great way to start off the New Year...
Bdsm Basics
BDSM basics I have received a fair amount of general questions about dominance, submission and the like. I won't claim to be an expert, but I will share a few things I've learned over the years via study and experience. BDSM - Part IBasic Terminology (wikipedia links included for your convenience)B ondageD ominanceS adismM asochismWithin this broad spectrum there are various relationships. Bondage/Discipline (B&D), Dominance/submission (D&S) also known as master/slave in some circles, Sadism/Masochism (or Sadomasochism) (S&M). These relationships can occur separately or in a mixed bag variety between partners.The first and foremost "rule" of BDSM is that play (or scening) is SAFE, SANE and CONSENSUAL (safe, sane and consensual). BDSM is NOT abuse. In BDSM play informed consent the basis and a key distinction that separates "play in scening" from abuse. Please see Risk-aware consensual kink for more information. For example husband that hits, beats or gives his partner a blac
My New Years......
I'm back!! I got back earlier but have been busy unpacking and stuff. Btw, I put my 2 week notice in @ BLC and my last day will be Jan.12.07. I will now start the nanny job sooner, on Jan.16.07. Yay!! Anyways, back to my...fabulouse..hehehehehehe..weekend!! I had fun. I love camping. We went to El Centro. Fun place, right? I guess so....if you don't visit SUPERSTITION MOUNTAIN!! ahh! :oP Dec.31.2006 was the WORST day of the year! omg! So much shit happened!! For the privacy of my friends I will not give out names ;oP. First my 7yo cousin went with us, because he got a dirtbike for Christmas. Well, he fell off his bike and split his chin. I was on a hike with my girls when that happened, but it didn't look like he needed stitches or anything. Then SOMEONE gives my 7yo cousin a bebe gun! >:(. Who the hell gives a child a gun...argh. I was passed out in the tent and all I heard was my Uncle yelling at my cousin and than at the person who gave it to him..why..because my cousin
I think to myself can u prossably screw anything else up or screw it up worser and think to myself theres no way then juss as i think that somthing else happens..Iam sick of being everything that other people want me to be and not what I want to be..and Iam sick of this life I wish I could juss start over and re make my choices then I wounder if id be any better...So if I could rewind my life I dont think id be where iam today and i think thats what would b best! by Shattered aka Fallen Angel
~~ Just Not Fair People We Should Speak Up Bj Seems Like A Nice Man To Understand Us ~~
~ See in the start of this it was ur choice to have a salute pic or not( freedom of choice! ) now it's no longer and i'm not the only one who thinks it's not fair...... So I Guess The RESPECT Of Being Anonymous Has Been Taken Away If You Desire To Level....This Is Ridiculous In My Opinion And VERY Manipulative And Very DISRESPECTFUL To All To The Memebers That Choose Or Prefer To Be Anonymous.......What Is the Big Deal That Some Of Us Choose To Stay Anonymous?? Its Becomeing VERY Difficult As Of Lately With All The RULE Changes And Lack Of Respect For The Chatters That Have Enjoyed There Time Chatting Here With The RESPECT To Be Anonymous.But Now If We STAY Anonymous We DO NOT Get Treated with ANY Respect For Our Choices Meaning We Arent ALLOWED To Level!Very Diddapointed In This Decision Of The Salute's As MANDATORY To Level....VERY POOR DECISION Aswell As DISRESPECTUL To A Persons CHOICE To Be Anonymous. †Pureknight†®™ Void~KOT~ Ya know when I bitched about the rule change
Just Me Being Silly W/ Shit
Your Birthdate: July 29 You have the mind of an artist, even if you haven't developed the talent yet. Expressive and aware, you enjoy finding new ways to share your feelings. You often feel like you don't fit in - especially in traditional environments. You have big dreams. The problem is putting those dreams into action. Your strength: Your vivid imagination Your weakness: Fear of failure Your power color: Coral Your power symbol: Oval Your power month: November What Does Your Birth Date Mean? You Are a Margarita Jelly Bean Wildly optimistic and jovial, you know how to get through anything with flair. You have a certain "je ne sais quoi" that makes you an alluring companion. What Flavor Jelly Bean Are You? What Your Sleeping Position Says You are calm and rational. You are also giving and kind - a great friend. You are easy going and trusting. However, you are too sensible to fall for mind games. What Does Your Sleeping Position Say About You?
Another Day, Another Dime
Well, it is the end of the 2nd day of 2007…. Once again it looks like my coworkers have not gained any knowledge during the past year. More of the same stupid questions that any entry-level person should be able to answer…. But alas, the stupidity remains…OK, to be honest, if they actually gain some smarts, I would be out of a job… New company motto, KISS – Keep It Stupid Stupid. The grandkid is getting the idea of what a pet bird is. Danny’s pet parakeet, Petey, is keeping the grandkid entertained. He has learned to let the bird sit on his finger, (I’m waiting for the shit on his finger part, lol), shake your hand so the bird flies off and splats on the floor, chase the bird around the kitchen, step on the bird, and kick the bird. Wonder what he will learn next, prolly, buy uncle Dan a new bird… It is official, Christmas is over. That means all the decorations down and stored away til next year… I caught the hint that the wife wanted them put away… And try to figure out
The Kiss
If I had been given a chance, I would take you into my arms, holding you close to my heart, As I seek your mouth with mine, As I inch my body slowly towards you. - Craving for that ultimate full body kiss, I pray for fiery flames to burn our clothes, As I ache for the caress of flesh on flesh, Our lips, hands and tongues ignited by passion. - Needing to quench this need with the coolness of you, As I lavish you with kisses on your neck and breasts, Giving in to your whispering hunger, Slowly relinquishing to the power of your lust. - Our quivering bodies entwine As a fiery passion excites our flesh. As I savor the warmth of the ultimate full body kiss As all our trepidations vanish, And our entangled bodies become one.
New Year Baby!
Wow! Dec. 31 was awesome! Just amazing! Full of laughter, fun, crazy greatness! Friends and myself went out, partied, danced, had an amazing night. Oh and lets not forget WATCHED THE BALL DROP BABY! Oh the yummy drinks, the dancing, the parties, the men! Woo hoo! My friends and I had so many drinks brought to us, we lost count. I couldn't dance anymore at one point. The room started to spin. I took some time to rest, I'm much better now. ;)I got right back into things. I know I haven’t been to active lately, sorry about that my friends. I have been so crazy busy. I’ll be a little more active here soon. Xoxo, P
All About Me
this is 24.....i live in oshawa ont... am a big guy...i love movies....if you like to know more ask me
Starlight Starbright Where The Heck Is Mr. Right
Hi to all you Cherry Tappers...thanks for the warm welcome to the new site...thought I would try it out so far so good. A little about me I am a single Mom with 2 beautiful daughters. My world revolves around them and what they want and need, I don't get alot of time for me that's for sure. Looking to find a sweet sexy man who wants to wine and dine me and be my best friend and lover. He has to like the following..... 1-hugs 2-kisses 3-chillin on the couch 4-cuddling in bed all day in silence 5-sharing a shower or bath 6-just being together anywhere in this big old world Is he out there i wonder ???????????????
I Need Your Help In This Contest!!!
Hey my sexy friends I could use your comment bombing in this new sexiest body contest!! You know I will always return the favor anytime you ask!!! Thank you everyone!
Playlist For The Week Of 12/26/06 - 1/2/07.
Agalloch - Ashes Against The Grain Alice Cooper - Trash Behemoth - Demigod Cannibal Corpse - Kill Carpathian Forest - Fuck You All!!!! Celtic Frost - Monotheist Dark Throne - The Cult Is Alive Deicide - The Stench Of Redemption Dismember - The God The Never Was Goatwhore - A Haunting Curse Gwar - Beyond Hell Incantation - Primordial Domination Kiss - Rock And Roll Over Kiss - Animalize Kiss - Revenge Motorhead - Kiss Of Death Overkill - Feel The Fire Place Of Skulls - The Black Is Never Far Sodom - Sodom Stormtroopers Of Death - Live At Budokan W.A.S.P. - Inside The Electric Circus Witchery - Don't Fear The Reaper
Love Gone Wrong
A warm sensation fills my body My heart races with every touch The softness of your voice soothes my soul As I lay in bed hoping the moment will never end Calling out for you, Praying that you'll never let me go The sensation so powerful I can no longer feel my body Slowly I fade in and out of reality In an instant that warm sensation fades away My heart so empty My soul riped apart Lying there; wondering where I went wrong again Calling out for you, only to find you will not answer My mind invaded with thoughts So cruel and unrefined The sensation of fear of what's to come Slowly the reality over powering The lust and fantasy Leaves me empty again Confused on how to think or feel The loneliness I feel So wretched and compelled Betrayal to myself Revealing the terrors of my love
Friends Or Lovers
Everything I Can't Have
I want a fresh girl I wanna drink my drink I wanna get high I cant have everything I wanna be rich Never work at all And sleep all day And I wanna see it all Oh I want, I want everything I want everything I cant have When the brandy hits my throat I go Da Da Da Da When I see the girls those girls they make me go Da Da Da Da When I get a taste a taste I lose control Da Da Da Da And when that brandy hits my throat I go Da Da Da Da I want a fresh girl From Dominica Maybe from Puerto Rico From Columbia Breakfast lunch and dinner I want it all the time Yo te quiero mucho Yo hablo espanol Oh I want, I want everything I want everything I cant have I want a house and kids A big family I want so many women I cant have everything
New Members
Under The Stars...
Marie had always loved going to the country with Michael. For the 4 years they had been together, they had made it an annual event. They would pack up the sleeping bags with some other gear and head to the country to join 10 – 15 other couples to out on wagons under the stars to watch the meteor showers. They unpacked their gear and laid out their sleeping bags on the long wagons that they would be sleeping on that evening. Marie was bent over one of the sleeping bags trying to get it to lay down right. Her skirt was raised so high that it allowed Michael reach up behind her and grab her ass. He smiled at Marie as she turned her head to look at him. She grinned back at him and whispered to him, wondering if they had enough time to run to the edge of the woods and have a “quickie” before all of the other couples arrived. Just then Ken, the host for the yearly event, walked up and began exchanging pleasantries with Michael. It was around the same time that Lynn; Ken’s wife walked u
Patriot's Choice
Dr. William Pierce When I speak with or correspond with people from various parts of the United States the issue on which everyone seems to agree is immigration. Everyone has his own horror story about what the influx of non-White immigrants has done to the community in which he lives or to his workplace. People I know who work in Silicon Valley as highly skilled professionals complain to me about the enormous influx of Asians, who are taking away their jobs: Asians from India in particular. People in the health-care professions and in the academy also complain about Asians. Ninety per cent of the interns in many hospitals are Vietnamese or Chinese or Pakistani. University faculties are being filled with Asians, leaving fewer and fewer opportunities for White American scholars to have academic careers. At the other end of the socioeconomic scale, mestizos from Mexico and other parts of Central and South America, are taking over virtually all of the minimum-wage jobs in the constr
The Dressing Room
It was a month after my first sexual encounter with Sarah - a lot has happened. We had the kingdom to ourselves cause we shared a dorm room, she was my roommate, my lover, my sex toy, my everything at that moment. We had sex almost every day, and today was not going to be any different. I don't know why, but that day I was extremely horny. The kind of horniness I was experiencing was the kind you don't experience often in your life. It's the kind you just need to satisfy as soon as possible, no matter what! Everything I heard or saw made me think about sex and cause my pussy to itch. But at last the moment I was waiting for arrived. Sarah and I agreed to meet around one pm at the local swimming centre to go for a refreshing dive. I was waiting at the entrance of the Swimming centre and I looked at my watch, still ten more minutes before my watch would show one. My bag, filled with my bikini and a towel and some other stuff, was laying between my legs as I sat on a bench, waiting for
The One That Got Away
Most of us all know about the one that got away. Most of us had one that got away. I definately have a few of those. Then you have the ones that you try so hard and it just doesn't matter, you are invisble to them. Or the ones that lead you on and you think that they are into you, but how do you ever really know. Well how do you ever really know about any of them. Out of all the ones that got away, there is only one that I can't get out of my head. I still want to "save him" so to speak. I still want to take his pain away and make his life better. I wanted so badly to be the one for him. But I guess it wasn't meant to be. I try not to regret to many thing. But some things you can't help but regret and you can't help who you fall in love with. I will be over it, I just have to give it time. Ok I am done venting now. Hope everyone had an amazing new years!!!!
My Photo Galleries
Most of you who bother to visit my photo galleries know that I post a lot of my guitar pick photos. Guitar picks is a hobby of mine and I have quite a few (as those who bother to look can see). I have over 7500 guitar picks in my collection from more bands / artists than most of you have ever heard of. I am always willing to post whatever someone wants to see as far as my collection goes. So, if there is a favorite band of yours that you wish to see their guitar picks, just let me know and I'll be more than happy to post them for you. I'll even include credits to you for requesting them.
The Reason For My Previous Blog
as some of you know, our dog wasn't doing to well. last night, she didn't make it, and we had her creamated, today.
I Could Never Be
Every girl wants that... perfect guy, the right kind of guy, to make them, feel alive... with they're lies... perfect lover, best friend, brother... but daddy under the covers... and after all of this time, i think i've finally discovered, that... all you need, are the right lines, a few white lies, and that look.... in your eyes... perfect lover, best friend, brother, daddy under the covrs... and after all of this time, i think i've finally discovered... that... i could never be, someone that somebody loves... i'm too honest to be, something somebody wants... i'm too good at being me, and that just not enough... so i think that i'm saying... that i finally give up...
The Reason I Fail
I can't see Out...Side.... The Windows have all been painted Black... I've been here for so long... I'm not even sure where it is I'm At... This is my's my Church...and my Jail... My need to succeed and the reason I Fail. This is what its like, Inside the Rooms in my Mind... Silent Halls, Silent Walls... And a Phone that always rings..... Though nobody...calls... The air gets I fall to the floor, "Whats that noise!" I scream, but again I'm ignored... It's only me, and the Pictures in my Mind... And as I fall to the floor... I Cry.... I've been crying for weeks... Or has it been Years? I know its been awhile... 'Cause...I'm Drowning In My Tears. Lost in an Ocean... Lost out at Sea... Lost in my Own Haze... Lost In Side of Me... I remember hazy Pictures... Of Times I Felt Alive... Wait.. Thats another song... One I already tried... But I'm s
Today I read something, that at first i totally agreed with. It was more or less an example of do onto others as u would want done to you...or maybe it was just an "actions speak louder then words" kinda deal. either way it made me think... when it comes down to it people do because for some reason or another they have made a decision to do. We're not giving ourselves the credit...especially when it comes to the bad decisions we sometimes make. we tend to put it on some other random assuption we've made, or some person we know...opposed to the decision we firmly made. What we need to do is be selfish once and awhile...think about our own decisions, and where they've taken us..the good and bad. I personally have done and continue certian drug/alcohol abuse...but I also work my ass off at a law firm, and have just recieved a promotion...all of which are products of my own decision making. I guess what i'm rambeling about say our decisions are being made by media/friends/the world
Where Will I Go?
I won't live forever where will I go? will I miss the war? will I miss the snow? I love the way the water comes down like acid rain for when I'm gone they'll carry on but in your head you're all dead your brain's cold from what's been told and there you sit begging change don't you get it! you're still in their shooting range this is life not a game and it's getting real old your body is hungry for your soul's been sold now you're trapped deep inside my kind of ride 69 stories down down better better run and hide ride. I won't live forever where will I go? will I miss the war? will I miss the snow? I love the way the water comes down like acid rain for when I'm gone they'll carry on for when I'm gone they'll carry on where will I go.
Wow Im Getting Up There!!!
well it seems like yesterday i turned 21 where the hell did the time go !!! im turning 50 tomorrow and im still going strong thank god!! the guys at the firehouse call me the everready bunny i just keep going!! im taking my advanced firefighter course next month then im taking line officer 1 course after that and i have to fit in a trip to the new york state fire academy this winter . guess im gonna be busy for ahwile .. well just an update on what im doing. and thank god i have an understanding wife thru all of this!! keep the faith and be safe!!! david
Running... And now I'm Running, Running from my "Name"... Running from all the things that it means... Running Away... I've spent so many years... "Sitting here..." Watching the "Walls Rust..." Watching my Loves Lie... Watching my Dreams turn to Dust... Watching my "Doves Cry..." "Sitting here..." in the dark,,, "Crying MySelf ToSleep..." Wishing to MySelf... Waiting to Die...Waiting to Dream... And the walls have Rusted... And I'm left with nothing... "Waiting ForSomething..." But now... "I'm Tired of Waiting..." Tired of "Sitting Here..." Tired of Waiting... And So... "I'm Running..." Running from my "Name"... And all the things that it means... "Running in the RaiN" Running untill I'm Clean... Running untill my concious shines... Running from my Needs... Running untill all thats left... IsMe... Turning My Back To Leave...
About Love!
like a thief in the night! You stole into my heat, lucky me you left some for me! I ran, no chased after,you trying to win favor! But a tease, a friendly kiss, A promise of some thing more? i wait for more naughty picture,but sexy is good too! Your badboy sailor waits, his flag at halfmast!- Rich(aba)
A Very Big Thanks To Everyone
you all have showed me love, comfort, and support, and it made me feel a whole lot better, and you cannot imagine how much it to me. i love you all, and really appreciated all that you, my friends, have done for me. again, my thanks, goes out to all of you.
Dick Cheney Praises Ford's Pardon Of Nixon ..oh Yeah....i Am Sure That Weasel Liked That Idea Just Fine.......and Is Looking Ahead 2 Years For One O
Dick Cheney Praises Ford's Pardon Of Nixon ..Oh yeah....I am SURE that weasel liked THAT idea just FINE.......and is looking ahead 2 years for one of his OWN. I wonder....WHO will be sugar-daddy to Bush Cheney Rummy Rove RIce and Ginzo? Cheney hails Ford's pardon of Nixon By CALVIN WOODWARD and JEFF WILSON, Associated Press Writers 2 hours, 32 minutes ago WASHINGTON - The nation honored Gerald R. Ford in funeral ceremonies Saturday that recalled the touchstones of his life, from combat in the Pacific to a career he cherished in Congress to a presidency he did not seek. He was remembered as the man called to heal the country from the trauma of Watergate. Ford's decision to pardon Richard Nixon, so divisive at the time that it probably cost him the 1976 election, was dealt with squarely in his funeral services by his old chief of staff, Vice President Dickless Cheney. "It was this man, Gerald R. Ford, who led our republic safely though a crisis that could hav
whats better than 69? 77 is cause you get ate more!!!!!!
ive made a lot of bad choices and im bound to make many many more.its so hard knowing what the right choice for the future is, what may seem right at the time can be completly wrong later . i guess my fears are normal its just that i dont want to fuck up . i dont want to do the stupid things my mom and dad did or even just repeat my own mistakes. im at a point in life that i have to make a lot of major decisions. i have to find a better place to live, i need a better paying job with benefits, i need to enroll in school and i need to decide weather or not im ever gonna start a family. im young but sill its improtant shit to think about. i know im gonna have to change a lot of things im not gonna be able to be the crazy kid i am now. i love living in california, yeah its expensive and crazy but ive grown up here i love it. deep down i know i have to leave. i wont be able to have the life i really want here and if i did ever start a family id have to work two or three jobs just to suppo
So So So Sick Of Things
i just want to leave kansas city! get away from my parents.. everynight i get yelled at.... try livin with an alchoholic mother and i father who yells at u to get on her good side... try gettin yelled at cuz ur lil bro doesnt do his home work or because he acts up. like ur responsible to make him complete his work and behave... try gettin yelled at for just stayin in ur room.... try never bein good enough... try bein the kid they wish they never had. the kid who ruins there marrige .. there life... there day..... the kid who is a failure in there parents lifes.... basically anything goes wrong they link it to me and blame me... thats just some of the crap i go through on a daily basis. when im happy , they nit n pick at everything.. when i make a new friend they say they are using me. when i have a bf they say he is cheatin on me . they shoot down my dreams and everything that makes me happy. and they wonder why i stay in my room then leave and come back and stay in my room.but still
So Alone
so here i sit all alone with no one that i know to tell me they love me or hold me in their arms at night. at times I look back on my life and wonder where things went wrong and ponder how to make my life better. MIssing and loveing the girl I have not yet meet and don't know how to tell her my true feelings, scared I will scare her if I tell her how I truly feel knowing we have not yet meet and confused by the fact that I have atleast one other option but not sure if I want to ventrue sown that road. Knowing and doing are two things I don't know how to do cuse of the fear of rejection that I face if she knows how I feel if she doenst have the same feelings for me, so my only action is to sit and wait for the ay i get to meet her and hope she likes me the same way I like her.
Things I Learned After Being Hurt.
*If he's not calling you, it's because you're not on his mind. *If he creates expectations for you, and then doesn't follow through on little things, he will do the same for big things. Be aware of this and realize that he's okay with disappointing you. *Don't be with someone who doesn't do what they say they're going to do. *"Busy" is another word for "asshole." "Asshole" is another word for the guy you're dating. *If at all possible, try to get to know someone as best you can before you get naked with them. *If a man is really into you, nothing will stop him from being with you - including a fear of intimacy. *Whatever problems you may have been having in your relationship, they didn't merit him having sex with someone else. *An excuse is a polite rejection. Men are not afraid of "ruining the friendship." *If you can find him, then he can find you. If he wants to find you, he will. *Cheating is bad. Not knowing why you cheated is even worse. Don't
Wanna Know Something??
THE 5 ANSWERS WE HAVE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR Q: WHAT ARE THE SMALL BUMPS AROUND A WOMAN'S NIPPLES FOR? A: It's Braille for "suck here". Q: WHAT IS AN AUSTRALIAN KISS? A: It's the same as a French kiss, but only "down under." Q: WHAT DO YOU DO WITH 365 USED CONDOMS? A: Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear. Q: WHY ARE HURRICANES NORMALLY NAMED AFTER WOMEN? A: Because when they come, they're wild and wet. But when they go, they take your house and car with them. Q: WHY DO GIRLS RUB THEIR EYES WHEN THEY GET UP IN THE MORNING? A: Because they don't have any balls to scratch.
The Lord Will Reveal His Will
The Lord Will Reveal His Will Ephesians 5:15-17 It’s sad when believers claim the Lord’s will is a mystery. In reality, the opposite is true. God is committed to making clear His plan for your life. The primary source for God’s revelation is His Word. Divine principles for a successful life are found in the Bible. So the more we make a habit of reading of it, the better equipped we are to honor God in our daily decisions. Reading Scripture is part of sharing a good relationship with our heavenly Father. Too often, we want to flip open the book, find the answer for a problem we’re facing, and move on. We pray with the same kind of self-centered urgency. Then, when God is silent, we wonder why. Living in the Lord’s will is about more than getting directions for a major decision. We always need to be asking, “God, what are You teaching me today, and what would You have me do with that knowledge?” The answer to those questions comes through meditation, an
Chance Meeting
It was a normal day Nothing special in any way But when you walked by I rediscovered the stars and sky It was shameless how I stared Uncaring if I was caught as I dared To dream, to struggle and fantasize Captive of your unknowing eyes I held my breath as our eyes met My courage became a small smile and yet I hoped to pull you to me As the moon pulls the tide I wanted you to look through me, come inside But you looked away, oblivious And I instantly became grievous I said my silent farewell to you Fate hadn't dealt well for me and you In minutes you were gone And so were the feelings so strong Though you will linger in my memory Of a spark that ignited but could never be But sometimes Fate has its time Destiny and Love in Life's mysterious rhyme May make our paths cross once again And we will see what happens then... "Happiness is the only thing on earth that cannot be paid by any diamonds, gold or money." I wanna say happy new year to you and wi
Over One Hump
Got good news tonight Micah's blood work came back all his levels are up, I am so happy but another round of Chemo is Friday so it starts all over again
The Calm Before The Storm
The stillness of your body As you stand there in the line Gun pressed up against your chest Eyes wandering from side to side You prepare yourself for the coming attack You get yourself ready for the rush The plunge into certain pain Your heart beats fast Your breathing becomes heavier You fear the worst that could happen As you cross the line Into the enemies lair You get in the stance As the order comes in Then with one sudden move You point your gun and go in for the kill You feel the adrenaline rush right though you You begin to press down the trigger as you run (Chorus) You stood there thinking of what could be Trying to get a view to see This isn’t what you expected it to be Now you fly on right through Of all the things that you could do You hold your gun up into the air The calm before the storm Now that the charge begins You run right to the front To get a better view of the battle Sounds of guns firing around you Screams of pain surroundi
~ My Confessions ~
( ) stayed single for the whole year ( ) got your first kiss ( ) kissed someone new ( ) made-out for the first time ( ) made-out in a car/cab! ( ) kissed in the snow ( ) celebrated Halloween ( ) kissed in the rain ( ) fell in love ( ) had your heart broken ( )broke someone else's heart ( ) had a stalker ( ) mooned someone ( ) went over the minutes on your cell phone ( ) had a good relationship with someone ( ) suffered through teenage heartbreak ( ) someone questioned your sexual orientation ( ) came out of the closet ( ) gotten pregnant ( ) gotten someone else pregnant ( ) gotten married ( ) had a divorce ( ) dated someone you'll never forget ( ) done something you've regretted ( ) lost your true love ( ) lost faith in love ( ) kissed under mistletoe WORK/SCHOOL [ BOTH ] ( ) got a promotion ( ) got a pay raise ( ) changed jobs ( ) waited until one day before to begin a project ( ) lost your job ( ) quit your job ( ) dated a co-worker ( ) dated your
This One's For The Girl's
This is a toast to all my girls for 2007...For the men who have us,the losers that had us and to the lucky bastards who will meet us. This is going to be a great year for all of us i just know it. love and kisses to all my girls.
Rumsfeld Tops List Of War Criminals! Tvnl News
HUMAN RIGHTS WATCH : ***In Search of a Criminal: Donald Rumsfeld's Name Tops the List of Accused of War Crimes - "Rumsfeld is no longer untouchable," says Wolfgang Kaleck, the German lawyer who filed the complaint along with the New York-based Center for Constitutional Rights and the International Federation for Human Rights. "He is now deeply connected with claims of abuses and torture. We have taken the first step to begin the legal discussion on his accountability." WAR :
The Figleaf
A Nun, badly needing to use the restroom, walked into a local Hooters restaurant. The place was hopping with music and loud conversation and every once in a while the lights would turn off. Each time the lights would go out, the place would erupt into cheers. However, when the revelers saw the Nun, the room went dead silent. She walked up to the bartender, and asked, “May I please use the restroom? The bartender replied, “OK”, but I should warn you that there is a statue of a naked man in there wearing only a fig leaf.” “Well, in that case I’ll just look the other way,” said the Nun. So, the bartender showed the Nun to the back of the restaurant, and she proceeded to the restroom. After a few minutes, she came back out, and the whole place stopped just long enough to give the nun a loud round of applause. She went to the bartender and said, “Sir”, I don’t understand. Why did they applaud for me just because I went to the restroom?” “Well, now they know you’re one of us,” sa
I Would Do This For Her Anyday
-Hug her dont make her hug you . - Sneak up behind her - Grab her by the waist - tell her shes beautiful - tell her she has amazing eyes - when your friends walk by say this is my girlfriend - Say i love you to her face not over the PHONE or MYSPACE - if shes sad take her in your arms and tell her everything will be okay - kiss her on the forehead - when you walk with her walk slowly. - Tickle her even when she says stop - Dont say i love you Unless you Mean It. *Girls repost as- a true boyfriend would... *Guys repost as*- I would do this for her anyday
Love Or Not????
Why can't life be simple? Why can't the guy you like be the one your speeping with? Why can't the one your sleeping with be more like the one your crushin' on? Why can't love, lust, or even like be more simple? Could my life be anymore complicated am engaged to one as a business arrangement (crushin on this one a bit),sleeping with another as just a booty call, and got a new interest and I don't know what to do....Drop em all for a little peace or ride the wave as it last either way someone loses....
Video Exposes Neocons' Plot / 9-11 Etc
Video Exposes Neocons' Plot / 9-11 etc This is forwarded from LKINDR@.... Ell. .New information suggests that the neocons staged the 9-11 attacks, not just to start war in the Middle East, but also to establish martial law in the U.S. to suspend the Constitution. Also they seem likely to stage another terrorist attack in order to take care of all the loose ends from 9-11. See my summary of plot details below. .Please see 2 videos on 9-11 as an inside job. The first video explains the neocons' plot for world empire with much good evidence included. The site is The 2nd video on the site seems to start automatically when you access it. It has good technical evidence from scientists. You can hit the pause button on it to go start the first video. You can use pointers on each video to fast forward or reverse to any part. Each video is over an hour long. .PLOT SUMMARY from 1s
So U Wanna Know A Few Things About Me?
1.Whats in your wallet? alot of credit cards and bizness cards 2.Whats under your bed? ummm nuthin 3.Whats on the top shelf way in the back of your closet? shoes, shoes, and more shoes 4.Whats in your underwear drawer? panties, bras, and socks 5.Whats in the trunk of your car? nuthin, i drive a truck 6.whats in your desk? junk, lol 7.Do you have a super secret hiding spot? If so whats in it? not really... i have no1 to hide anything from 8.Do you feel guily about something right now? If so what is it? nopes 9.Whats the most embarassing thing in your bedroom right now? pornos, probly... and durty laundry (going to do it as soon as i get off of here) 10.Have you done something recently you hope noone finds out about? nopes 11.Whats your last thought before you fall asleep? my boyfriend 12.How long have those leftovers been in the fridge? sinz 2 days ago... 13.If I kidnapped your computer and looked around on it what would I find? nakey pics of me! lol 14.Do y
Are You Really A Wicaan?
Are you really a Wiccan? Yes, you're Wiccan, or know enough about it.You know enough about Wicca to pass this test. You're not one of the poser goth teens who think they're a wiccan high preistess because they wear black and ten pentacles everyday. Thank you for giving me hope!Take The Quiz Now!Quizzes by
Fenian Bastard..i Am ...a Poem Written In Memory Of My Grandfather And All Those Men Who Have Fought And Died In The Name Of Human Rights In Ireland
In the mist and through the winds we hear thier voices call "Never give up the fight".. For our lives we give for all Wheather in the years of Connolly or the year of Bobby Sands Be it the day of Bloody Sunday Brit cowardus did show to all the lands We struggle on and hear their voices we feel them in the winds "Remember US" when Britain leaves our land They called us "Fenian Bastards" Proud to be one I am Copyright 1990 Marcie Phagan Caudell
Blount County Animal Rescue Effort " Blount Care
From: Blount County Animal Rescue Effort " Blount CARE" and Citizens United for a Better Blount County "CUBBC" COMMUNITY SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT ALERT - PLEASE READ ! ! Some of you may not be aware of what is going on with the Blount County Commission and the animal control / animal shelter issue. As of Jan. 1st. 2007 Blount County residents no longer has animal control / shelter services. It has come to my attention through calls to our Blount County Animal Rescue Effort phone line that a large part of our Blount County citizens themselves are still in the dark about this. So many people that I spoke with have no idea what is going on. They haven’t heard anything about the animal control funding problems, or that the citizens of Blount County no longer have any animal control / animal shelter service. They have no idea that as far as our County Government is concerned, we will remain in this situation for between 6-18 months or more. At this time County gove
Well Well Well
well the time has come.. the night before this class.. i have heard many different oppinions about this class.. some say hard some say its not bad.. who knows.. all i know is i am going to do this and pass it. The main manager said to me as she was leaving today good luck in class and don't show every one else up...thats a joke.. the good thing is that she has faith in me... she knows that i know what i am doing... Hell i have been around the food industry since i was a kid.... my mom always was into this or that.. even had her own catering business.. and i was her right hand in it all.. from what i have read in the book most of it is common sence... the worst part of it all is going to be the different diseases where they come from and what causes them...but in any case.. i will let ya all know come thursday night after the test i will be able to determine if its hard or just common sence.. until then.. much love all
One More Day
One More Day Video - Diamond Rio lyricsDiamond Rio Music VideosMusic Video Codes by VideoCure
You May Not Know This But, In Wyomg, We May Loose A Repub Senator
You May Not Know This BUT, in Wyomg, WE MAY LOOSE A REPUB SENATOR Message List There is a lot of attention on the situation is South Dakota with their new Senator having brain surgery, but here in Wyoming, we have a similar situation. Senator Craig Thomas announced the MORNING AFTER the election, where he was voted in again, that he has advanced leukemia. He has been hospitalized twice since then. There is a pretty good chance that, at he may step down or at the least will not be present for MANY votes in the Senate. If he steps down, the DEMOCRAT GOVERNOR will appoint his replacement. ALSO....out ONE rep to the House, Barbara "Babsie" Cubin, Repub Lapdog, won by LESS THAN 1000 votes. Wyoming is waking up to the abuses taking place in Washington and the destruction of the Constitution and the dollar. Happy NEW YEAR!!! "John Stroebel"
Letter 2 Rose.
How do you celebrate the start of a New Year when you have to lay one of your dearest friend down to rest. I apologize to all my friends.. I'm sorry that i ruined your New Years. But it's hard to go on an pretend that she never existed. An To Rose... I'm sorry for all the times I said I was to busy. I'm sorry for all the stupid little fights we had. I'm sorry for not being there in your time of need. No matter what i do i know we can't go back. An it breaks my heart to know that we will never have anymore times together. But while you were here you touched so many peoples lives. I know my kids loved you. I try to think of the many times we had together. When we were 8 an your stole your moms smokes. Man did we hack an choke. The first time we smoked our first blunt together, an our first drink. There are so many firsts that we had together that i will always cherish. But what I guess I am sayin is I Do Love You.... maybe if I said that sooner you would still be here. But only you would
What Is Your Stoner Nick Name
Whats Your Stoner Nickname? (PICS) Mother EarthYou are very in touch with nature and your elements. You enjoy smoking because its natural and helps you understand more about life and why we live. You probley dont shower much and have dreds. Over all you are a pretty chill person to smoke with.Take The Quiz Now!Quizzes by
A True Boyfriend Would...
Hug her dont make her hug you . - Sneak up behind her - Grab her by the waist - tell her shes beautiful - tell her she has amazing eyes - when your friends walk by say this is my girlfriend - Say i love you to her face not over the PHONE or MYSPACE - if shes sad take her in your arms and tell her everything will be okay - kiss her on the forehead - when you walk with her walk slowly. - Tickle her even when she says stop - Dont say i love you Unless you Mean It. *Girls repost as- a true boyfriend would... *Guys repost as*- I would do this for her anyday
I Luvt He Breed Pit Bul
i luv my dogs they are pitbulls
How To Handle Haters
Don't look at me...look at who's in charge of me!!!!! Shake those haters off!!!! HOW TO HANDLE HATERS: A hater is someone that is jealous and envious and spends all their time trying to make you look small so they can look tall. When you make your mark, you will always attract some haters... That's why you have to be careful who you share your blessings and your dreams with because some folk can't handle seeing you blessed...It's dangerous to be like somebody else... If God wanted you to be like somebody else He would have given you what he gave them. You don't know what people have gone through to get what they have... (The problem I have with haters is that they see my glory, but they don't know my story...) If the grass looks greener on the other side of the fence, you can rest assured that the water bill is higher there too. We've all got some haters among us: Some people don't like it that you can Come to church, Get your praise on, Bless His Holy Name
She Is Mine
The girl of my dreams Stands here next to me In my caring arms Protecting her from danger You can’t take her away from me She is mine to hold and to love You can’t stop me You can’t get in my way We are together And she brightens up my day The struggle continues You keep on pestering us You can’t keep away You can’t handle What we have It drives you on To hate, to kill The green mist let’s go from your eyes You can’t take the fact that She is mine (Chorus) She is mine What we have to real She is mine This is how it’s meant to be She is mine You can’t take her This is it I have her now The pain and anger shoots through you You punch the walls you kick the doors Inflicting pain on yourself You can’t handle the simple fact That she chose me over you And how she left you in the shadows You feel the hatred boiling inside It then spews out and you bash down the walls Now it’s time for the final call (Chorus) She is mine She chose me She is mi
Ok this is my 2nd day here and and i am doing so freaking good .. Just wanted to share my thoughts with ya
Are You Cool To Smoke With
Are you cool to smoke with???(includes pictures) Your fuckin awesome!!!Your a cool person to smoke with, probably one of the best.Your most likely to be the one with a funny joke or a cool idea.Your a true stoner...keep on tokin' my friend.smoke two joints in the morning, smoke two joints at night, smoke two joints in the afternoon it makes me feel alright.-if you don't know this band then you got the wrong answer. ;)Take The Quiz Now!Quizzes by
Dark Eden
When the sky turns dark They will make their mark As when the sun turns black They will come and attack The black clouds fill the air Leaving you to feel despair Everyone is in grave danger We have to look upon the stranger The one who will defy The one who will comply He is on his way He’ll keep them away The fight will start In the depths of a black heart We will stand ready And keep our hand steady For when the sky turns black We get ready for the oncoming attack (Chorus) He has been summoned He has heard our call He has the blackened heart He has the power to defeat He is the Dark Eden The horn has sounded The ground is pounded The dark forces are coming We stand there for the summon The dark knight arises Before the force he despises As he draws his blade The forces stop their raid The one who fights for us The one who is one of them The dark fighter gets ready to attack As the dark forces take a step back The fighter then begins An
Searchin For Love...
A good friend of mine commented on something I wr once wrote about my own relationship. She said that I shouldn't go looking for love or a relationship..I should just let it happen. Well I see her point somewhat..but I am confused. If you don't go out seeking what you want how will it ever come to you? Thats what scares me. I want to be in a long term relationship so bad that I jump in head first and never really get to know the person. Well as I am saying here I am scared if I don't go out looking for love that it might pass me by. There is a old country song in there Give you a dollar if you can name it. Anyway this friend of mine and I had been in a relationship before and it was just like that. We both jumped in head first and didn't get to know one another completely. It seemed like we knew each other so well cause we wrote each other at least 2 emails a day. And then we would chat online and then came the time when we actually would talk on the phone. Well we fir
I Got Good News
Well today I made a phone call back east and talked to the ATL of my company back there and was asking him about transfering back home with a possition in one of the store close to where I use to live. Well he told me he was not needing anyone at the moment but that there were going to b 3 more stores opening up this year and one is real close to where I use to live. So we talked for a while and either when one of his stores open up for a teck possition with Verizon Wireless he is going to give me a call. Or when the store opens up in Wheeling West Virginia he said he would let m know and I could open that store. I am really looking forward to this cause I miss being back home with all my family and my freinds. I can't wait and wish he would call me back and say he does of a possition open and ask how long it would take me to move out there. Heck I would start packing and leave right away/ Course this time I will take my time driving out there and sleep a little. Last tiem I drove it i
Burning In Flames
As I walk along the fiery ground The embers flare as I walk by All I see is raging fire Engulfing me in its grasp The sky above is coloured red The horizon depicts a flaming wasteland This fire is uncontrollable It doesn’t seem to end This fire fills me with rage Burning anger awakens in me I raise my hands up to the sky Seeing the burning embers surround me They get closer and closer So close that they are touching me I feel the heat from their rays I’m staying here for the rest of my days (Chorus) Walking through the flames I see Dancing through the jumping embers Jumping through the wall of flames Crawling under the intense pressure Shielding myself from the sweltering heat Burning from the damaging rays I’m burning in flames Burning in flames to reach the end As I carry on through the inferno I see something in the distance The fire around me starts to subside Showing an incredible horror A vision so frightening I’m paralysed on my feet I can’t
You're Gone
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100 Days
100 days it has been Away from my love This can’t be happening Why must I suffer all this? What have I done to deserve this? There must be an answer Why we must be separated When we should be together Alone in our little world Without fear, Without worry That’s how it should be We’re meant to be together No one can stop us But they try to get in the way To stop us being together This one hundred day wait has to end I can’t cope without you I have to be with you But this can’t be possible But I’ll find a way To be with my love (Chorus) 100 Days The wait where time stands still 100 Days We will get through this 100 Days Death may be our only option 100 Days They’ve forced us to go this far Why must I suffer? In this damned and desolate hell Away from the one I love Away from my true companion This isn’t how it’s supposed to be I want to be with you I want be by your side But I’m stuck in this trance This one hundred day curse That stops me fro
The Mongol Invasion
I can not describe the chaos and madness that fled Westward as the Golden Horde crossed the Volga River into Russia and then the Balkans into Poland and Hungary. Genghis Khan said God himself had chosen him to destroy the civilizations of Asia and Russia. When Genghis, died his children and grandchildren picked up the banner. It was Batu Khan, Genghis' grandson, who lead the Mongols into Europe proper. Like an avalanche, they came down the mountains into civilized lands with armies larger than any fielded in Europe. And they could fight! I makes ones long-dead heart go pitter-pat to think of it. Slowly, clumsily, heavily armored European Knights led sullen peasants out into the field, expecting a conventional, slow, predictable battle like every other one they'd fought for their lords. The Mongols were lightly armored when they wore armor at all; they rode hardy, fast steppe ponies, and they could fire arrows from horseback backwards at a full gallop. The astute or even the not-so-a
Hammer Of Justice
JUSTICE Fills every room JUSTICE Is what we desire JUSTICE Is it possible? JUSTICE Hangs on every door JUSTICE Never leaves you alone JUSTICE Follows your every move JUSTICE Listens to every word JUSTICE It crushes all Hammer of justice crushes all Hammer of justice smashes all Hammer of justice bashes all And if you get in the way It will destroy you JUSTICE Fills the sky JUSTICE Is in your brain JUSTICE Makes you insane JUSTICE Makes you feel the pain JUSTICE Makes you feel cold and bad JUSTICE Kinda makes you sad JUSTICE Really makes you mad Like you want to smash it's face in Hammer of justice devours all Hammer of justice rules ya all Hammer of justice breaks you all And if you get in its way It will defeat you JUSTICE Is the dominator JUSTICE Is the exterminator JUSTICE Rolls the dice JUSTICE Lives only twice JUSTICE Is coming to get yo
Yeah!!!!!!!!!!! Go Cherry Tap Support
Whoever is over there THANKS you ROCK!!! FINALLY Your SALUTE has been approved! So folks, if your salute meets the requirements, go to Cherry Tap Support email them and ask why it was turned down. It might save you a few hours of Frustration and hugs to all that hung in there with me* XOXOX ROCKER* MOM
Dog Food
A woman behind me asked if I had a dog? (DUH!) On impulse, I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, and that I was starting The Purina Diet again. Although I probably shouldn't, because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms. I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry and that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again. (I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story.) Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food poisoned me. I told her no; I stepped off a curb to sniff an Irish Setter's butt and a car hit us both. I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack, he was laug
Haha Guess What?
I have talked to several people on here. AND guess what I'm not deleting CT. Most of them know me way to well or knows a little bit of me. They told me not to delete CT cause then it just proves that people want their ways and its not going to happen. Holly, Eric, and Jake you all are ingored on yahoo messenger and on here. I dont want anything to do with anyone of yous. You all have cut down my friends and I. We all stick together an will never stop sticking together! I am happy the way my life is going an no one is going to ruin it. So please don't ever bother us again that means try talking to us or harrassing us! Thank you very much an have a wounderful life an please go harrass other people! LOVE YA ALL..... ANNA
You walk around with fear in your eyes Turning your head to look at the skies Not knowing what might happen Around every corner that you turn You can feel the hatred That surrounds your every move You can feel the time Creeping up on you, going against you You can’t see what I see You can’t hear what I hear You can’t say what I say But not just you, noone can Everything you do feels like a dream Everything you see turns out to be an illusion You can’t see right in front of you Can’t see that your termination is happening You don’t need what I need You don’t take what I take I don’t care what you think As you have been terminated TERMINATION Is what will happen to you EXTERMINATION Now you’re gone DESTROY Now my job is done
the days of claws and hooves the growl that shook the earth the suicide that never works the eyes that never look
Her Life In Seasons.... A Poem Written For My Daughter Hillary Elise
HER LIFE IN SEASONS You were born and it was spring the roses were bright red and wore just enough dew to glisten The sun had arisen and shaun the brightest in creation you were a little girl and it was summer sounds of laughter abounded the cool breeze blew through our hair and left the scent of jasmine lingering You were grownig into a lady and it was fall the leaves changing rapidly from green to red to brown The winter came , the trees were bare as my heart the chill came and cracked my soul and you were gone The sweet memories of you linger sweetly Copyright 2005 Marcie Caudell
As I sit here and ponder on the days events and thoughts, I wonder how many actually carry people from Cherry Tap with you through out your daily routines and lives. I was given a chance to escape for awhile today when a set of keys were thrown to me and the words "Go, free yourself" were spoken as I grasps the incoming pieces of brass and plastic. I looked to my partner with a question in my mind and alls I got was "later, you need it". I reached in my wrecker, grabbed my riding gear, threw it on, looked over to my hood and walked away. Cant be free with that thing on my head. Just dont feel the same with it. As I leaned the chrome and steal to me while throwing my leg over to the other side, I was already miles away. In went the keys, a twist clockwise, and the push of a button brought it to life. Pull the clutch in, drop the gear, release,throttle, and gone in a cloud of smoke knowing fool well where I was headed, the open road just a few blocks from my shop. As I leaned into t
She struggled with her bag, her keys, and her sunglasses as she fumbled around trying to hit the 'down' button on the elevator. The cell phone in her pocket rang as the bell announced the elevators arrival, but she ignored it. Whoever it was that had decided to call her right as she was ending her shift deserved to wait for her voicemail to kick in. As she slumped against the elevator wall she exhaled deeply and closed her eyes. He'd be home when she got there. She'd had to work late and it bothered her. This was his week to work from home and she longed to be there with him instead of pulling her normal shifts at the hospital. She could almost smell his cologne and feel his arms pulling her close to him. How wonderful it would be to get home. The elevator stopped and the bell announced her floor of the parking garage. She slid into her car, started the engine and pulled her cell phone from her pocket. She smiled a little smile and felt a small pang of guilt for not answering whe
Burning through the depths of hell Faster than a shotgun shell Holding on for dear life From these demons in my brain Making me ever more insane This is where I die Smashing through the boundaries No one has found me What am I doing? Where am I going? I'm just a lost soul Goung 'round in circles Am I gonna die? I'm forever burning under your gaze I'm feeling like a rolling fireball I'm burning in the heat I'm burning, burning, burning, all the way to hell Going overboard What does this mean? What am I meant to do? When I'm burning like a flame In this fucking game I am on the way to hell No one can hear me yell I dont deserve this Yes, I may be gone But the pain still lives on This is where I die
A Creed To Live By..
Don't undermine your worth by comparing yourself with others. It is because we are different that each of us is special. Don't set your goals by what other people deem important. Only you know what is best for you. Don't take for granted the things closest to your heart. Cling to them as you would your life, for without them life is meaningless. Don't let your life slip through your fingers by living in the past or for the future. By living your life one day at a time, you live all the days of your life. Don't give up when you still have something to give. Nothing is really over until the moment you stop trying. Don't be afraid to admit that you are less than perfect. It is this fragile thread that binds us to each other. Don't be afraid to encounter risks. It is by taking chances that we learn how to be brave. Don't shut love out of your life by saying it's impossible to find. The quickest way to receive love is to give love. The fastest way to lose lo
What Is Your Sex Sport?
where is your sex spot? in the rainCongrats! you are doing it in the rain it is kinda wet yet funTake The Quiz Now!Quizzes by
Love Is Stronger Than Pride
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Can U Blame Me
Can You Blame Me" When anger consumed you, what do you do? When all you feel is hate and jealousy, where do you turn? When all goes wrong, how do you fix it? When you have nothing left, what do you do? If murder was legal, would you do it? These are all just thoughts of an evil mind. You may ask why, How could I think such horrible thoughts. Honestly, when your heart and mind are consumed with such hater you would as well. Any kind of relationship can make one go insane. The true question is, can you blame me? I am not as nice as one may think. Slipping into the darkness of such evil is all I have. These feelings prevent one from being hurt over and over. Any other emotion is just asking for pain and suffering
You Know Ur Gonna Read It..jus Do It!
Thy Chamber...
Passions fire implores me As doth the hyacinth of pastoral views The melancoly of his voice doth bequeath joy to my soul What doth guard from me I shall manifest with thee I am perplexed with thine very being I implore thee...a gentle touch of mine cheek Wilst thou woe me once more with thine intoxicating smile Or doth my interpretations beguile me Oft I dream of thy chamber ye have ensconced from me ye hath not granted thy invatation I doth lisp at thine door amid the darkness Sensations journey through mine limbs Thee doth provoke ecstacies essence Virtues I doth bequeath thee freely Summon mine heart to thee and it be yours Copyright 2006 Marcie Caudell
Rockers Salute Saga
Well, ...I emailed them why it wasn't acceptable, I ain't giving up folks, I don't want others to have to go through this if the system is broke. so hold on..lets see will CHerry Tap Support come to the rescue?... XOXOX Rocker Mom
My Broken Heart
I have sat quietly in my corner in the darkness just thinking about the past and the present. I had posted a blog just resently or rather yet a blog I had posted long ago however it was deleted the first time. so I reposted it because I felt as if it belonged here because it is apart of my life. Now since the first time it was posted... I have fallen in love again, and have been for awhile. Unfortunely he has dumped me, then decided to be with his ex. So again here I lay yet alone again deep into my sorrow. At the same time sitting back and watching whats going on, he is fallg into peices, and there is nothing I can do about it. She has dumped him and moved on. So now there is another girl in his life. However this other is no bed of roses either for him, shes not talking to him at the present time. I sit back and I watch him scream and shout and protest his love for her, and how much pain and sorrow he is in. Now while all this is going on I am sitting here in my own tears watchi
A Slave To Your Embrace*** Poetry Editors Choice Award 2006
Thine image ravages the body It doth paralize me and taketh away speech Mine heart doth plumit to the earth Mine knees to carry me not If thou hast knowledge of this Whilst thou dissuade my affection Or shall ye name my love sovereign Ye to cultivate my days I shall be a slave to your embrace Call my name virtuous For thee doth complete my being And I shall bestoe thee all my days If thee doth name my love nonsence The sun shalt not shine Nor the birds to sing Then shall the world be my trepedation COPYRIGHT 2006 Marcie Caudell
Alil Yall Dont Know About Me
Hey, alot of the blogs i've wrote were in anger, Not this one, i'm goin to tell you all more about me, As many of yall know, i'm a 21 year old female that dont know what she wants out of life yet, i'm wondering around this world in a daze, I fell in love with someone whom i thought would love me for me, alot of u all know that story, i've hurt alot of ppl, and if any of u read this i'm very sorry, but as of now, life has a way of showing u what needs to be done, what needs changed, and what need to stay the same, alot of people think i'm on this website to get back at someone, which is soo not true, i'm on here to kick back and have fun, when i came to the site, i had no fucking clue on how to work it, i found a lounge with the most awsome people in it n i was hooked, i'm sorry i'm not purfect, we all make mistakes, some bigger than others, some not. i'm tryin the best way i know how, I've been fucked over by alot of people in the last almost year. if u guys cant take me for who i am
Twisted Emotions
My mind is blank for twisted emotions I don't quite know how to feel Everything right now is so fucked up And I don't know what to do Fucked up I'm feeling fucked up In this hateful world Maybe I'm just twisted Twisted emotions The sky above me turns from blue to black What is this crawling up my back I can feel it sinking in my skin I must not let this thing get in Fucked up I'm feeling fucked up In this hateful world Maybe I'm just twisted Twisted emotions As I walk into the endless grey There's something behind me making me pay I turn around to see Nothing, but an eternity of pain
Rest In Pieces
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A Bad
This is hilarious! Next time you have a bad day at work, think of this guy. Rob is a commercial saturation diver for Global Divers in Louisiana. He performs underwater repairs on offshore drilling rigs. Below is an E-mail he sent to his sister. She then sent it to a radio station in Ft. Wayne, Indiana, who was sponsoring a worst job experience contest. Needless to say, she won. Hi Sue, Just another note from your bottom-dwelling brother. Last week I had a bad day at the office. I know you've been feeling down lately at work, so I thought I would share my dilemma with you to make you realize it's not so bad after all. Before I can tell you what happened to me, I first must bore you with a few technicalities of my job. As you know, my office lies at the bottom of the sea. I wear a suit to the office. It's a wetsuit. This time of year the water is quite cool. So what we do to keep warm is this: We have a diesel-powere
First Quiz
Name: Age: Current Location: Eye/Hair Color: Height: Ethnicity: Sexual Orientation: Size of penis/breast: WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN THE OPPOSITE SEX?: Age: Eye/Hair: Height: Ethnicity: Body Type: Whats your favorite part of a guys/gals body?: EASY QUESTIONS: What kind of underwear R U Wearing? Have you ever given/received a lap dance? Ever watch a porno? Ever made someone think you were gonna have sex but didnt? Are you into ass smacking? Are you a Virgin?: When did you lose it? How was your first time? If you had a choice would you have stayed a virgin longer? Are you an easy O or hard O? Ever meet someone off the internet for sex? How many dates does it take to get into your pants? Do you like dirty talk? (girls) Does size matter? (girls) Whats the biggest you had? Smallest? How do you wear your pubic hair? How do you like your partners public hair done? What is your favorite birth control: Ever have sex without a condom? Ever been in a one n
Salute Rejected Again
'CherryTAP Shop' spewed forth the following at '2007-01-02 17:12:56'.. > > > Your SALUTE has been rejected! Please review the FAQ for what is appropriate for salutes. If your salutes are continually rejected, your account will be removed. > > The rejected salute photo is below: >
This is a song about the Final Fantasy Series Smash 'em with your fist Shoot 'em with a gun Slice 'em with a sword Just do anything so they die Kick them in the face Knock them past third base Smack them so hard they never come back Heroes Smashing Villians, Bashing Bad Guys Noone dare get in their way Cos if they do Ha they will be destroyed Burn them with a fire Freeze 'em with an ice Shock them with a bolt They don't stand a chance Hit them with a summon A smacking is a-coming So that they know They aren't gonna survive Heroes Smashing Villians, Bashing Bad Guys Noone dare get in their way Cos if they do Ha they will be destroyed
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Band Members Wanted
for people living in the area of kutztown, pottstown, reading, allentown, boyertown mainly, although yeah Hi there you instrumental people, I want to form a band, and I don't mean some pussy ass metal, hardcore, thrash, grind band, (although i mean thats what the sound will be, but none of those crappy lyrics, like i see you in the black, by night im like razorbalde shit) I mean i want to do something interesting, brutal and to the point! Ive been writing some interesting political, meaningful, TRUE TO LIFE lyrics which you might find to change your views of this so called reality. basically, i want to bring an Elysia stlye band (not exactly the same though)to the east coast, lately, well frequently i have been taking the style of lyrics and the instrumental part of their music very seriously and beginning to realize that hardcore, well not just hardcore, but my life and soul are dying due to false pretenses of mass misinterpretation of what hardcore truly is, and what life rea
Salute Goes On Be Fair
Just so you all know Cherry Tap Support does respond and they are kewl.... I blasted a blurb to them and this is their answer, their response is on top of My blast.. Some good drama huh? Chuckles Cherry Tap Support: we have had problems with salutes,we apoligieze,as long as the handwritten sign is visable with your user name and will be approved. === 'Rocker Mom stuck @10' spewed forth the following at '2007-01-02 10:27:58'.. > > I have a question and a complaint > I joined cherry tap and love it here, > I am sure you have to create certain rules > to make sure things flow smoothly. > What I don't understand is that certain folks > don't have to do a standard salute and > they get approved while the rest of us > ugly ducklings get put through the ringer > so to speak. > > It says a picture of yourself in front of your > homepage with a sign and it must be clear. > Or with a T-shirt from here, > yet I see salutes if its a pretty gal, as long as sh
ight people this is about weed, weed isnt bad, ok and its not the gateway drug, YOU ARE THE GATEWAY, it doenst make u do other drugs, u and may i say again YOU have to choose to do other drugs, most other drugs with the exception of shrooms daturaa inoxia and salvia are mand made or engineered from other plants, which makes them extremely dangerous, ok yes weed can impair ur senses and make u dumb for like 3 hours but it cant kill u og of one hit which other drugs can, so everyone who say s weed is thje gateway drug is only conforming to society's and the governments beliefs and words and should really look into that cause you are missing out, yeah its illegal only because government officials see it as taboo, but ya know what, if it was legal, you know ur mind set would be different and ud be smokin the only reason people see it as bad is because its illegal if it was legal then u know ud be like yeah get ur mind straight and stop bitchinm about it, its not bad it just m
Hey Guys
Well I am back from was kinda fun but two days after I got there I had to go to the hospital. I was freakin really sick...they said I had the flu. I have a headache that is on and off all day and it has been that way since thursday...its freakin killin me. They put a needle in my back to get some spinal fluid crap out to see if I had an infection which I dont but now my back hurts like hell when it wants to. Anyway I am going to laydown since my head hurts again. Later Vamp
Kicked The Bucket
I walk alone down this road Looking out for your ghost As the world around me crashes down Without you by my side You kicked the bucket without me knowing Nobody even told me I didn’t even get to see you one last time I crumble I stumble Under this pressure above me I’m seething I’m bleeding I just want this pain to go away Now I sit here all alone In that same old chair As my life shatters to pieces And I walk out that door Now I appear on a bridge I’m falling I’m crawling As I take this pain with me I’m crying I’m dying This pressure stays with me I took the jump As I fell through the air Nothing could stop me I took the plunge And now I’m with you Yes I kicked the bucket too
My Warm Welcome For Ct
Welcome to CherryTAP. I love this site and you should too! Feel free to comment people and start a blog! The more you are here the better the community becomes! Welcome and remember to have fun! If you need help just ask; I do not always know the answer but I will try to help you!
How Experienced Am I
Your Dating Purity Score: 67% You are an under-experienced dater. This doesn't mean you're unexperienced - far from it. It just means that there's a lot of romance left to discover!Dating Purity Test
Standing Still
Well, I was bored and thought I would share some songs I have written in a blog Someone, Something Is calling out to me I can, Hear them The voices ringing in my head What does, this mean What are they saying I am, confused Feeling like a spirit with no name Standing still Time comes to a stop Standing still Noone moves Standing still Could this be a dream Standing still I'm standing still How can, they see They are blind from power Crushing all, Devouring They are on their way Destruction, Their goal They kill all in their path We must, Stop them Or the end of the world it will be Standing still Time comes to a stop Standing still Noone moves Standing still Could this be a dream Standing still I'm standing still
Graphics ... And More Graphics
If your like me.. on occasion your look for a specif comment to send to a friend ...etc.. well here are a few sites Ive found and thought Id share ..some have more than others ..well you get the point lol 1.... 2.... 3.... 4.... 5.... 6.... 7.... 8.... 9.... 10... 11... 12... 13... 14... 15... 16... 17... I know there are tons of sites but sometimes its nice to have some at your fingertips .. Ive Youve any good o
Salutes Update
Well damn! The first set my son took for me with my cell phone camera were rejected... why because I printed my name with the computer instead of handwriting. Like that is going to make a difference, totally fed up on day 2 of creating a salute. Changed clothes, took off makeup, and relaxed only to get peeved more.. so handwritting caused my demise.. okay.. Time to get hubby's help. Big guns help, took my digital, and had him help me take some UGLY ASS pictures at my worst to do this salute thing. If these don't pass I give up. You can see my website clear, as well as my face and my handwritten note and my zits and wrinkles and all. Wish me luck, here I go again!
Now... I Suppose Even An As Person Learns Easy Come Easy Go...
and the friendship-relation here means this, that, the other thing and at most helps real friendship along, if used right. I took being dropped very personally on LJ back five years ago or so, eh yes. ... If I drop you (and you figure out from the title of this that this may be a post you may want to be reading; maybe not...) - it may mean I've burnt all bridges and am figuratively deaf to all reasoning (such bridges as there were, we were not necessarily close of course, depending on who you and I were to each other again of course... often not close at all...) - but it may not. But the chances are I may want to communicate about something (if only to ask questions, to find if I was right to do what I did, or to continue acquaintanceship at a looser level than such friendship that was there.) The nephew of one lawyer and brother of another likes to give even people they're accusing, themselves, of rather serious things that "day in court".
Why I Myspace
Im a big myspace fan only because of family. Im addicted. I was blocked but I hacked around that. If I dont myspace my family will wonder what im doing on the net and they dont need to be on here. Keep them out of my real blogging life. ya know???
Ticklee For Life
At first, I was planning on a one liner. But the subject of tickling is fascinating, and since I'm very fond of my sturdy feet that I also think are quite pretty, I got carried away with an early memory. When I was a kid my brothers would often hold me down and tickle my feet. The more I laughed, screamed, hollered and begged them to stop, the more they enjoyed torturing me. For the first few minutes I secretly enjoyed it too, but it always lasted too long. Eventually I learned to totally let go and not respond even though it still tickled. The moment I stopped struggling, they would lose interest and I was released. Tickling or being tickled is rarely discussed in relationship to sexual pleasure. Some people see it only as a child's game, but as adults, we continue this activity throughout our lifetimes. After all, most of learned about tickling from our parents who koochie cooed us as babies in our cribs. My mom did "This little piggy went to market" on my toes, which I remem
You scored as A Slave To BDSM. Admit it, you like being tied up and being told you've been very naughty. You like teasing your partner and making them squirm, and not letting them be able to do anything about it. Some people think what you do is sick and disgusting, but you know it's all in good fun.A Slave To BDSM88%Sex God80%A Romantic60%Virgin40%How are you in bedcreated with
You scored as A Slave To BDSM. Admit it, you like being tied up and being told you've been very naughty. You like teasing your partner and making them squirm, and not letting them be able to do anything about it. Some people think what you do is sick and disgusting, but you know it's all in good fun.A Slave To BDSM88%Sex God80%A Romantic60%Virgin40%How are you in bedcreated with
Toms Myspace Message
Latest Update:Jan 2, 1:00pm PSTHappy New Year!  I've got a little gift for you all, made possible by 300 the movie!   Some of you may have noticed already--the photo count has been increased to 300! You can now upload up to 300 photos. Enjoy! Next week we'll have albums so you can organize your photos. Enjoy and thanks to Warner Bros and 300 for making this possible!
No Pics @ This Time!!!
Sorry everyone !!! i don't seem to have any pics @ this time that are not over two to three yrs old so they won't downlaods.. just got some done waiting for new down loads..luv 2 peices ..
Meet The Members Of The Highland Ghost Hunters
I have been searching the internet for things that I think our blog readers would be interested in reading about. I haven't come up with a whole lot. Then it dawned on me…maybe we should share a bit about ourselves. Tell you our stories. Let you, as our readers and friends, get to know us! So here goes… We are a newly formed paranormal investigative team based out of Oakland County, Michigan. We conduct searches for true hard evidence of paranormal activity and the spiritual world. Our goal is to perform investigations to determine the probability of life after death. We also help spirits with any unresolved issues they may have and encourage them to cross over to where there suppose to be. We are meant to help people with our compassion and understanding, along with providing help to the spiritual world when possible. Our investigations are held anywhere from public cemeteries to private residential areas. When we first started our investigations in October of 2005, we had no id
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I Am Not Dead. Not Dead! Not!
I apologize to everyone for being away so much. Life has a way of doing that to you, ya know. I log on to find Xmas presents, and user comments, and invites, email and all kinds of stuff. Jeez, it's like coming home to the pile of mail stacked up on your front lawn. I will come around more often. You folks know, I have a real blog where I post the events of may daily life (or the life of my events, daily ... or however you want to view that). If you go there and post commentary, I will get an email and I will read it, and I'll even reply. I'm good like that. This place, you can count on me showing up sporadically. Over there, well, it's where I live.
~~ Sexy Couple On Ct Contest Is Now Open ~~
~~ Okay Everybody ~~ I'm opening the Sexy Couple On CT Contest Now instead of tommorrow morning cause i won't be around only back and fourth cause i got to work! So everyone start comment bombing and again let's have fun! Good Luck Everyone! ~ Maria ~
Missing U All!!!
well as u can see i havent been on too much, since my internet got shut off, basically keeping it off till we get moved, and also get a new computer, last week i was listening to music and messin with my photo program and all of a sudden i heard "eeeeeeeeeeeer" and the whole damn thing shut down, so none the less it crashed, and for days it has been tryin to get fixed and now m coming back online, the date was the 4th of this month but its etended now till i get a new computer....good grief there goes all my tax return! lol
It's About Time.....
YAY!!! I only have 2 more days of Phlebotomy clinicals left. That is 18 hours!! I'm so happy. I can't wait to get it OVER! I go tomorrow and Friday then it's done. I have to go to the school on Thursday to enroll and all that good stuff. I'm ready to get that started too. Also Thursday, I will be out putting in applications for a job. I have a place to call back next week like they said before Christmas. I just hope that something comes open SOON! I'm gonna go talk to the HR lady tomorrow while I'm at the hospital too. Went today but she was busy. Anywho, can you believe that next month we will be celebrating our 8th wedding anniversary? OMG! I can't believe that it's been that long already. We got married on Valentine's Day. The day of love. *giggles* It wasn't a big fancy thing, but we were happy. That's all that matters right? We are going to renew our vows in a few years and have a church wedding. I think that Bucky is mostly doing that for me. It's what I've wanted since I was
Souls Unknown
Your voice is music in my ears With you I let go of all past fears I am free to express every thing I desire To let you know how hot burns my inner fire My thoughts of our love making drive me insane I have spoken of what I would do so plain To make the sweetest love only to you blue eyed woman you’re the one who made life new Boldly my soul cries out to be with you there To take you in my arms and show how I care To caress you and kiss you so deep and so long To listen to the melody of our sweet song To make our passion last through our whole life Being without you cuts deeper than any knife I am commanded by god to give in all fight Live as he desires and do what is right My soul and yours are one in sweet joy You make this man blush like a little boy All my desires I wish to see in your eyes sweet love For you are a wonder sent from heaven above I think you I want you I lust you sweet dream I wish for our love making and passion scream To
What Tarot Card Are U?
You are the Hanged Man Self-sacrifice, Sacrifice, Devotion, Bound. With the Hanged man there is often a sense of fatalism, waiting for something to happen. Or a fear of loss from a situation, rather than gain. The Hanged Man is perhaps the most fascinating card in the deck. It reflects the story of Odin who offered himself as a sacrifice in order to gain knowledge. Hanging from the world tree, wounded by a spear, given no bread or mead, he hung for nine days. On the last day, he saw on the ground runes that had fallen from the tree, understood their meaning, and, coming down, scooped them up for his own. All knowledge is to be found in these runes. The Hanged Man, in similar fashion, is a card about suspension, not life or death. It signifies selflessness, sacrifice and prophecy. You make yourself vulnerable and in doing so, gain illumination. You see the world differently, with almost mystical insights. What Tarot Card are You?Take the Test to Find Out.
Trip Details
Dates: Feb 13th to Feb 17th Plans: Sushi dinner in downtown DC followed by ice cream and a movie (with Josh??) concerts (9:30 Club and Sonar?) clubbing??
Rantings Of A Mad Holy-man!
Technology is a creed we as humans need. God is our lord. Im betting God has advances above technology, like omega creeds, thunder-rods, creation zails, wraith rods, weather forcast contollers, and much more. I couldnt even start to image the things God has and if he would have an Ipod?? For that matter our current technology could even be higher then Gods but his is just differant because he does not live in the time line or has technology from the future of another time time. or maybe I have it all wrong and God is an advanced for of technolgy we can never get to until we advance beyond the body; like in Stargate, matters of advanced eneegey  beyond human form? Or maybe God is just from the future of our time line? Who knows?? How can we as humans know these things to God. We are nothing....... However I would image to give it a try; and I am nothing so my opinion is way off or does no matter. But because I am one who tends to be hippie like and thinking out side of the box I am goin
Does The Soul Know
The Desire Wonder and joy I feel when your near Desire and elation holding you dear Knowing one whose soul is true Finding the heart of love in you Pain in the past long forgotten in your gaze feel of your sweet kisses leaves me in a daze transported into a world we alone share I love to get lost in your eyes without a care electric intensity as our hands touch addiction to the high I want it so much I hold you, you hold me and joy is all I feel My feelings growing stronger they are for real I miss you so much at the end of the day I have a desire and wish I could stay Just to hold you close all the night through and wake to your embrace in a day anew just to see that smile grace your beauty so true I live to be the one who gives it to you By R. Thomas Dinsmore
Hi Babes
my name is penny i get on with everyone so come and have a chat some time dont be shy dont mind ether sex to chat to
New Digi Cam Pix
Show them love, and fan me!!!
First Blog
Well now that I created the blog, I have nothing really to write right at the moment. I did have something that I wanted to say, but it has slipped my mind. For those of you that came here to read my first blog....I am sorry I wasted your time. Please understand that sometimes my mind sort of goes away to its happy place before I am done with it. I will contribute something soon. Have a wonderful day
Why I Stare At This Snoose In My Hand..
[taken off myspace] First of all, I dont give two fucks who reads this. Im doing this to get it out of my system. To those are are gonna read it, be warned, I am not gonna sugarcoat anything and names of people I choose are going to be left secret. Now. I dont know why life is being the way it is all of a sudden. Im not happy. I am not satisfied. I am jealous. I am pissed. I am starting to act alot different than how I normally act. I know why. It was part of this sexual act I was involved with sometime ago. That being said, can I get out of that mindset? Probably. Does it seem like I am anytime soon? No. I doubt it. Days recently havent been treating me well. If you dont think so, I guess Ive succeeded in hiding it. I did win best actor senior year of high school for a reason. I just wish there was someway that I can run away by myself, for a fucking day, the least, so I can just sit and think about my life and why its been heading downhill so bad.
The Souls Knows
Dance with me look into my eyes To question the feeling is most unwise Gift of love held in our shared touch Enough to know we want it so much To let this be and feel love free The ways of life will always be The plans of the master have their way And we will be lost in the sweet day That love does take us and make us one We have little choice till our life is done As one soul we are forever bound The miracle is for each of us found That missing piece that makes us whole We dance as one heart, mind and soul By R. Thomas Dinsmore
Why Women Fake Orgasms?
Why do most women fake orgasms? Cause they think most men care. It's just a joke chill.
This Is How It All Began
Yodeling Have you ever wondered where and how yodeling began? Many years ago a man was traveling through the mountains of Switzerland . Nightfall was rapidly approaching and he had nowhere to sleep. He went up to a farmhouse and asked the farmer if he could spend the night. ! The farmer told him that he could sleep in the barn. As the story goes, the farmer's daughter asked her father, "Who is that man going into the barn?" "That fellow traveling through," said the farmer. "needs a place to stay for the night, so, I told him he could sleep in the barn." The daughter said, "Perhaps he is hungry." So she prepared him a plate of food for him and then took it out to the barn. About an hour later, the daughter returned. Her clothing disheveled and straw in her hair. Straight up to bed she went. The farmer's wife was very observant. She then suggested that perhaps the man was thirsty. So she fetched a bottle of wine
Attractive Test
would you makeout with me me? [] Hell Yea [] Yes [] No [] Maybe Would you sleep with me? [] In an instant! [] Yes [] No [] Maybe Am I attractive? [] Heck no [] hot as Hell [] Fine [] Cute [] Okay [] Ugly! Do you think I'm a virgin? [] Yes [] No [] Don't know Name one thing you would like to do to me... [] _____________ I look like.. [] A player [] One time thing [] Next bf/gf [] A friend [] A friend with benefits [] A possibility [] A loser If you saw me for the first time would you talk to me? [] Yes [] No [] maybe Would you rather.. [] Hook up with me [] Cuddle with me [] Date me [] Friends [] Friends with benefits On a scale of 1-10 (10 being the highest), rate me.. [] 1 [] 2 [] 3 [] 4 [] 5 [] 6 [] 7 [] 8 [] 9 [] 10 What would you want me to be to you? [] Friend [] Girlfriend/Boyfriend [] Friend with benefits [] Husband/Wife Would you give me a lapdance? [] Hell Yea [] Yes [] No [] Maybe Would u give me your number if so let me
Where Can I Hide A Body?
I Am At My wits End and Am Ready to Commit.. I Know I shouldnt Say What Im Saying but I Cant Stand the Person I Live with Anymore! Some Of you Know Of my Situation..and Im Not Very Happy Where i Am And He Is Making it worst.. i just cant take this shit anymore I have NO $$$ to move... No Where Else to go... :(
Hey Ya'll
Hey Ya'll... HOpe all ya alls new year is heading in the direction you want it to head in.. n i hope you had fun celebratin it the other night n i hope ya'll didnt get to drunk lol! well just stopping in to post sutten cause im a little bord... well im here if u wanna talk!! ♥ Babi B.
To Better Things This Year.....
for myself i hope things get alot better as dealt with the loss of my mums,friend & uncle last year....besides also disownin knowledge for my ex-dad...there was alot of rough times.....some bright spots like finally bein able to get to go to disneyland again after 3 years without goin... seein my best friends daughter grow up...findin out about lc now ct from shell====you rockkkkkk babe....its funnnnn here & met alot of cool gals...hope you all & your families have a good new year....sympathy goes out to those also with cheers to all......hugsssss....
A Man's Dream Woman
A REAL MAN’S DREAM WOMAN! 1.) A REAL WOMAN respects your mother and places her thoughts and needs first. 1a.)A REAL WOMAN respects those who deserve respect that includes family...and the family dog. 2.) A REAL WOMAN loves to practice making kids. 3.) A REAL WOMAN supports her MAN to develop himself sexually. 4.) A REAL WOMAN doesn't worry about what others depict as a real WOMAN. Walk in her shoes first and you will know how painful high heels are! 5.) A REAL WOMAN doesn't Break Promises she will swallow. 6.) A REAL WOMAN calls you, hot, sexy, and fine as f*ck. 8.) A REAL WOMAN CALLS U on a daily basis - NO MATTER HOW BUSY OR TIRED SHE IS because it has something to do with cell phones. 9.) A REAL WOMAN looks past what she's heard about you or what her friends think of you regardless of her knowing it’s true. 10.) A REAL WOMAN wants to spend as much time as she can with you in the bed room & won't get angry even when you are too tired to get it up. 1
Are You Dirty Minded???
Are You Dirty Minded??? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Are You Dirty Minded??? 1). What is a four-letter word that ends in k and means the same as intercourse? 2). What is it that a cow has four of and a woman has only two of? 3). What can you find in a man's pants that is about six inches long, has a head on it, and that women love so much that they often blow it? 4). What word starts with f and ends with u-c-k? 5). Name five words that are each four letters long, end in u-n-t, one of which is a word for a woman? 6). What does a dog do that you can step into? 7). What four letter word begins with f and ends with k, and if you can't get one you can use your hands? 8). What is hard, six inches long, has two nuts, and can make a girl fat? 9). What four-letter word ends in i-t and is found on the bottom of birdcages? 10). What is it that all men have one of; it's longer on some men than on o
Marriage Counclers. Lol!
I Fish A husband and wife go to a counselor after 15 years of marriage. The counselor asks them what the problem is and the wife goes into a tirade; listing every problem they have ever had in the 15 years they've been married. She goes on and on and on. Finally, the counselor gets up, walks around the desk, embraces the wife and kisses her passionately. The woman shuts up and sits quietly in a daze. The counselor turns to the husband and says, "This is what your wife needs at least three times a week. Can you do this?" The husband thinks for a moment and replies, "Well, I can drop her off here on Mondays and Wednesdays, but on Fridays, I fish."
A Introduction To Yall
Im 23 im born and bred from Dallas,Tx Im engaged and take care of two boys ..but i love to party have fun and chat Im a DJ at club SParkle un underground hip hop and rap club I like to break dance freak..etc I love music laughs good ppl respect trust and loyalty stay tru to family and good friends tho im honest to god not one to piss off in person thas a fact. but Im engaged and love life . I like to travel ive been aroiund seen and done alot of things im very realistic and down to earth if u liek entertainment laughs and good converstaion hit me up
There Is Someone Walking Behind You
There is someone walking behind you There is someone walking behind you Though you look around and see no threat Fear runs through your body as you take deep breaths There is someone walking behind you In the shadows where you cant see Hysteria comes over you as you begin to flee There is someone walking behind you hearing your footsteps as you run away Try as you might your going to pay There is someone walking behind you Slow down my dear there is no escape All your doing is prolonging your fate There is someone walking behind you Now is the time of retribution And i my dear have the final solution There is someone walking behind you I was blinded by your lies but now i can see Turn around Look at me
Im Bored!!
Why doesn't anyoneever talk to me? I think everyone should start sending me messages! :) It would greatly be appreciated
Those Damb Hillbillies
Three Hillbillies are sitting on a porch shootin' the breeze 1st Hillbilly: "My wife sure is stupid!...She bought an air conditioner." 2nd Hillbilly: "Why is that stupid?" 1st Hillbilly: "We ain't got no 'lectricity!" 2nd Hillbilly: "That's nothin'! My wife is so stupid, she bought one of them new fangled warshin' machines!" 1st Hillbilly: "Wh y is that so stupid?" 2nd Hillbilly: "Cause we ain't got no plummin'!" 3rd Hillbilly: "That ain't nuthin'! My wife is dumber than both yer wifes put together! I was going through her purse the other day lookin' fer some change, and I found 6 condoms in thar ." 1st and 2nd Hillbillies: "Well what's so dumb about that?" 3rd Hillbilly "She Ain't got no pecker
Love Is...
Love Is The Greatest Gift. It Brings Warm Light To The Cold Darkness And Offers Hope Where Before There Was None. Love Changes Lives. Even Though It Has No Logical Reason To Be, Love Persists After All Else Has Faded. Love Is Lighter Than The Smallest Snowflake And Stronger Than The Mightiest Army. With Love, The Impossible Becomes Real. What Is Built And Nurtured With Love Can Withstand Any Challenge. Love Understands, Enables, Protects And Inspires. The More Love You Give Away, The More You Will Have. In Love Is The Power Of Patience And The Freedom Of Forgiveness. With Every Word, With Every Thought, With Every Gesture, With Every Interaction, Give Love.
Bittersweet Goodnight
There are those of us wake with the moon, no we don't sleep all day though we would love to. To those that still drink I toast thee. To those that don't, may I offer a gift of your choice. Happy hunting and my the moon always be full in your eyes.
A Woman's One Flaw
Women have strengths that amaze men. They bear hardships and they carry burdens, but they hold happiness, love and joy. They smile when they want to scream. They sing when they want to cry. They cry when they are happy and laugh when they are nervous. They fight for what they believe in. They stand up to injustice. They don't take "no" for an answer when they believe there is a better solution. They go without so their family can have. They go to the doctor with a frightened friend. They love unconditionally. They cry when their children excel and cheer when their friends get awards. They are happy when they hear about a birth or a wedding. Their hearts break when a friend dies. They grieve at the loss of a family member, yet they are strong when they think there is no strength left. They know that a hug and a kiss can heal a broken heart. Women come in all shapes, sizes and colors. They'll drive, fly, walk, run, or e-
Life Aint Always Beautiful
i just love that song so much... i lssten to it all the time... just makes me think... *Life aint always beautiful Sometimes it's just plain hard Life can knock you down, it can break your heart Life aint always beautiful You think you're on your way And it's just a dead end road at the end of the day But the struggles make you stronger And the changes make you wise And happiness has its own way of takin it's sweet time CHORUS No, life aint always beautiful Tears will fall sometimes Life aint always beautiful But it's a beautiful ride Life aint always beautiful Some days I miss your smile I get tired of walkin all these lonely miles And I wish for just one minute I could see your pretty face Guess I can dream, but life don’t work that way But the struggles make me stronger And the changes make me wise And happiness has its own way of takin it's sweet time No, life aint always beautiful But i know i'll be fine Hey, life aint always beautiful
Hey New Pics People Check This Out
hey everybody i just added some new pics to my default 2 pics in my defaul there are some in my its just me ladies folder then the others are in my naughty pics please go by rate them comment them let me know if you like them please thanks
Dirty Shoes
I showered and shaved.............. I adjusted my tie. I got there and sat.............. In a pew just in time. Bowing my head in prayer......... As I closed my eyes. I saw the shoe of the man next to me..... Touching my own. I sighed. With plenty of room on either side...... I thought, "Why must our soles touch?" It bothered me, his shoe touching mine... But it didn't bother him much. A prayer began: "Our Father"............. I thought, "This man with the shoes.. has no pride. They're dusty, worn, and scratched. Even worse, there are holes on the side!" "Thank You for blessings," the prayer went on. The shoe man said.............. a quiet "Amen." I tried to focus on the prayer....... But my thoughts were on his shoes again Aren't we supposed to look our best.. When walking through that door? "Well, this certainly isn't it," I thought, Glancing toward the floor. Then the prayer was ended.......... And the songs of praise began. The shoe man was certainly loud...
Work And The Holidays Don't Mix
well i got some good news and some bad, first of all i got promoted to fulltime as soon as we move...... the bad news is, i was at work tonight, and i went and asked the girl in charged if i could take my lil break, because im still under the docs. care right. well she said yeah, so i went back and asked the other girl if she was gonna get on register one because someone has to be on that one all the time....she said why i said because im taking my break, she said what time did you get here, so instead of saying who in the fuck are you to be asking me when i got here i told her im under docs. care and explained my restrictions, well she goes off the deep end saying well shit u need to go home, i can close this bitch by myself, well all i told her was, it wasn't my decision to fall and get hurt, and i have to support my family just as well as you do. and if you want me to go home well tell them to pay me and i will stay home. but until then you need to keep your mouth shut because im d
Hey People
just thought id say hey and see how everyone is doing!!!??!
Hey Serena Here
Hey im Rubys new gf Serena. We got new pics in Me and Serena section. check me out. As u may know, yes, I have my own website. Ttyl. Serena.
Yup Yup Yup
yup yup yup.. i have a date this week.. i think i will taken out for dinner for my birthday.. Man it is like 2 days away.. i am ready for it.. i am just going back down in age.. but the drinking the 5th for our party.. i am not sure if i am ready.. i know karen (my sister) and i gonna be drunk... her birthday is a day before mine..i am glad where she works, they said if we tie one too many on they will come get n us n tow her car back home... phew.. cause i already know we gonna need it.. just hope neither of us gets sick while they are driving us home.. cause i really dont want to get up the next morning n have to clean a tow truck... I was helpin out karen's friends company with dispatching for their drivers.. i loved it.. the guys were so cool. they called me today.. beggin me to come back.. i am like sorry.. you need to talk to the owner.. i have choice.. they were all talkin about takin money out of their own pay just to pay to dispatch for em.. well that is my day..
Hell Yeah!!
Got tha rest of tha day off, ready ta chat who has time 4 yr boy?
You Still Couldnt Spit It!!
I don't give a fuck I'm Salem Lacroix and you just won a fortune of pain and embarrassing harassment Social Disdain, people wouldn't believe your words if you put Cher in it I'm tearing people with an arrogant air apparent The closer my hands get to your neck you start squealing just like a Theramin I'm squaring in, my target's locking, deliveries partly shocking You could be a geologist and you'd be hardly rocking Chicks in the bar be flocking at me, exposing their panties And gladly holding em open, like you, they're hoping to scam me Leave you broken and badly bruised, in life I'm soaking fannies you are nasty and you're a whore and a pansy Moore than Mandy Who's courting for candy and snorting with Brandy wore to the Grammy's Tore your family heritage. Your chance of winning's 50% less than marriages Leave you a vegetable like asparagus Pull plugs outta sockets with hand gestures Your voice is annoying, and it don't fit like Fran Drescher's I be verbally ambidextro
Wow! Sex Survey
> Name: Sandra > Age:32 > Current Location:Minneapolis > Eye/Hair Color: Brown eyes/ reddish brown hair > Height: 5'3 > Ethnicity:white > Sexual Orientation:wouldn't you like to know ;) > Size of penis/breast:36D > > WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN THE OPPOSITE SEX?: > > Age: age is only a # it depends on the person > Eye/Hair: doesnt matter > Height: anyone taller than me > Ethnicity: a little open on this > Body Type: just take care of yourself > Whats your favorite part of a guys/gals body?:lips and hands > > EASY QUESTIONS: > > What kind of underwear R U Wearing? none at the moment > Have you ever given/received a lap dance? yes, both > Ever watch a porno? yes > Ever made someone think you were gonna have sex but didnt? yes :( > Are you into ass smacking? love it if it is mine getting smacked > Are you a Virgin?: no > When did you lose it? at 14 > How was your first time? awful > If you had a choice would you have stayed a virgin longer? yes > Are you an
True Friends - Where Are They?
Any true friends out there? Ok I am wondering...Are there any TRUE friends out there?If so, where the hell can I find them? Seriously. I mean what the hell. I swear! I mean I think I am a nice, loving, caring, honest person with an outgoing personality and all that. So why is it that I don't have more friends...true friends that is. Yeah, I have aquaintances and such but what about a best friend - someone you can call up when you wanna hangout, that ya call when you're upset (and they actually try to comfort you), someone who loves you for you,someone who isn't fake and two-faced, someone who's life doesn't revolve around drama, drinking & partying all the damn time (don't get me wrong, letting loose every once in a while is cool...just not every other damn night), someone who would give ya the shirt off of their back if it were all they had, just to help you when you're in these people even exist? What's the deal? I just don't get it. I mean I have less than a handful of
Me In Thought.....
I was on my way to pick up my kids today when I looked up and saw how bright the sky still was only a few Grey clouds dweled in the vast horizon...and then I saw the moon so bright even though the sun has yet to set to make way for night...I closed my eyes and thought how simple...Its funny how something so simple makes someone stop to think....when they allow somethings so complex to pass right by them...and when those things come back around it almost kills thier soul...I am no simple minded person enter my mind and you will get lost....I do all the time.
Naughty Story Time Very graphic language Current mood: naughty Category: Writing and Poetry A Forceful Encounter They met at a party thru a mutual friend. She was Slim and athletic with looks to thrill. He was very handsome with a hint of bad boy, and his eyes were beautifully dark. She could sense he had a deviant side to him. Which intrigued her even more. They danced and talked all night. He asked if he could walk her home. She felt safe enough but told him to not expect more than a good night kiss. He just laughed. When they arrived at her house she kissed him on the cheek and told him thank you. He pushed her thru the door and locked it behind him. He could sense that she was apprehensive and unsure about what he would do next. Although she was frightened she was also mesmerized by the possibilities of what might come next. Though the thought crossed her mind, she did not seriously attempt to stop him. She wanted to see what would happen next. How far
Miss Ally
Help Me........
I want to run and hide. Away from people who know me. I feel alone! I dont' know how to make things make sense I don't know what to do!! Help me make sense of everything. Please
My Last Year On The Puter
SUMMARY OF MY LAST YEAR ON THE COMPUTER I must send my thanks to whomever sent me the one about rat poop in the glue on envelopes because I now have to use a wet towel with every envelope that needs sealing. Also, now I have to scrub the top of every can I open for the same reason. I no longer have any savings because I gave it to a sick girl (Penny Brown) who is about to die in the hospital for the 1,387,258th time. I no longer have any money at all, but that will change once I receive the $15,000 that Bill Gates/Microsoft and AOL are sending me for participating in their special e-mail program. I no longer worry about my soul because I have 363,214 angels looking out for me, and St. Theresa's novena has granted my every wish. I no longer eat KFC because their chickens are actually horrible mutant freaks with no eyes or feathers. I no longer use cancer-causing deodorants even though I smell like a water buffalo on a hot day. Thanks to you, I hav
Lose It All
Oh no Take what you need Cuz I can't hold my breath Say what you feel Cuz I've got nothing left, oh I made a promise to myself last night I'm gonna keep it if it's wrong or right And if I lose it all There'd be nothing left to lose And I would take the fall 'Cause knowing you are out there Breathing is so wonderful It's a chance I'd take even if I break And I lose it all If I lose it all It wouldn't matter anyway Don't change a thing You're perfect as you are Time has a way Time is all I've got If my heart should shatter watching you There'd be one less thing I'd have to prove And if I lose it all There'd be nothing left to lose And I would take the fall 'Cause knowing you are out there Breathing is so wonderful It's a chance I'd take even if I break And I lose it all If I lose it all Heaven will be waiting When I fall into your open arms I believe you'll find me there You'll find me there And if I lose it all There'd be noth
I Am 20!!!!!!!!!!!
Well, as of Jan 1st 2007 I am not 20 years old. An adult!!!! Woohoo go me!!!! I had a very Happy B-day. I got to spend it wiht 2 of my very good friends. Paul and Nicole. I even got some cake!!! It was chocklet wiht Cream iceing and toffy on top
An All New Me
Well its a new year and the one thing i can take from last year and apply to this year is I want to find that one special person who makes me happy! Im tired of dating the guys who only want one thing and nothing more. I have learned to read the signs and I'm done as far as that goes.
Where Have I Been?
GAWD!!! Where have I been lately? It feels like I don't know whether I'm coming or going anymore. Christmas seemed to go by in a blur, it was over before I had a chance to enjoy it. Well at least that's how it felt. Have worked a lot the past weekend. I've been 'taken off the schedule' at my 'real' job (I work at a pub), so webcams is my only source of income right now. Well not that working at the pub paid really well, but it at least gave me a reason to get out of the house (and a front b/c I don't want my mom and dad getting suspicious and finding out what I really do). That's been going well (webcams I mean), though it's a lot more work than I thought it would be. I didn't realize that fucking yourself could be so exhausting. I mean I never get tired or spent when I'm having sex with someone else. But when you masterbate for 3 hours, it's kinda draining..... Stayed in New Years Eve. My friends all went out, but I wasn't in the mood to party until the wee hours of the morning. So I
Questions That Need Answers...
How do you show someone you care about them That you would do anything for them no matter what it is How do you tell someone exactly how you feel When it hurts so bad cuz you don’t know how to How do you tell someone that you hate to watch them leave Cuz you feel so empty inside when they’re not there How do you show someone that you love them But they just don’t wanna see it How do you get close to someone That will not let you get close enough How do you live every day knowing all these things And yet there’s nothing you can do about it How do you tell someone exactly what you are thinking When you are so scared of rejection How do you go on living each and every day When you know that all this is killing u slowly How do you know when your time is up Cuz your heart cant handle the pain and suffering anymore
Wishing all you cherries a wonderful 2007...
Everybody Enjoy The New Year!!
Hopfully everones new year started great!! Cuz mine is Algood in da hood
i dont know if anyone reads these, nor do i care. im going to write anyway. so far this has been a good year, got fired from my job, need to find a new place to live, my internets retarded, but i got a new woman, she is gajo, but im ok with that, its been about a year or more since ive been even remotely close to being happy. and now i am so thats all that matters. i should have a new job soon and with that a new place. then i can work on my tats more, yay, im going through withdrawls there. ink: does a body good. might get a few more piercings too, i dont know. anyway thats all for today
Drama (fake Shit)
I apologize.... The shit follows me everywhere! You create a name fake hater from all that u have seen (circles,u Cant trust anybody!) Not even your own girlfriend sometimes! Cause the bitch might leave and put u through shit like me... My life started off pretty simple Went to school n such Was told that I had to! I dont like being told I have to do anything.. But Im not goin to get into all the bullshit Iv been told I had to do lol! I learned many times That true friends are rare So rare Iv never seen one except for on Tv! People r fucking back stabbers (For the internet its probably the worst cause of shit like copy n paste for example) You cant see who it is almost anyone can be fake!! There everywhere and there taking over lol jk! There even in government.. who forces the shit to be taught in schools(go judge little children) Till u cause someone to pick up a gun n shoot everyone!*wink* Where ment to be peaceful.. Where not ment for killing each other or fuckin
Please Stop
I sit in a chair in the dark. I sit with a dark shadow that has secrets. I ask the shadow why do you say you love this woman? He tells me her beauty is amazing when she walks in the room he melts. At that moment a tear falls from my face. To this I say, If you loved her so much then why did you beat her to near death then blow life back to her just to kill her again. If not with words then with your fists? He could not answer, all he could do is bow his head in shame and cry. I tell him, does it take her limp body below your feet to feel remorse? The other shadow emerged from the corner. This shadow I knew was the woman he loved kissed his cheek. Forgiving him even in death. You see He did go too far and killed her then killed himself. I ask this why do you hurt the one you love? If you really truly loved this person you never hurt them no matter what. This to all people from all over the world, please stop the violence and the hurting just know i love you and i don't even know you. Y
Excerpt From Book I'm Writing
Generally I don't write disclaimers but Ive got a lot of flack oer this piece Just for the record I don't hate cops I don't look down on them I Don't generally have a problem with them. That said tell me what ya think Cops... It's always the cops that give me problems they think they know so much. But they're wrong it's us that know its the government that knows. Not the president and his stuff-shirt aristocratic colleagues. They sit and play with their little papers moving them from plae to place content to remain puppets, as long as it means they don't have to hear about or deal with whats really going on. They don't want to get their hands dirty you the affairs of their country... their country yeah ...right... thats a laugh! They havn't been running this country or any other since at least the 1950's maybe even farther back then that. Oh well. Wonder whats taking that damn cop so long...cops are so stupid! I mean not that it's their fault poor bastards but at least
Name Change
*lol* Ok those of you who know me from myspace I've been BLicious for over 2 years now so I'm toying with the name ARIES ANGEL and seeing how I like it here! I'm still *B* so call me that but I wanna know what'cha think of the new name cause I just might fall back into BLicious at the end of the day *lol*
The Misfit's Daughter Is Alive!
So I was just given the link of this site by my friend Candice, and I gotta say so far this site is very cool. Things you should know about me: 1. I am an artist 2. I tend to tell people exactly what I think, no beating around the bush. 3. I love erotic stories and anything to do with eroticism in general. 4. I love bearded dragons 5. Anime and Star Trek are my favorite things to talk about. DJ_Starling
More Maintenance!
2007-01-02 14:27:28 we're about to do some network maintenance, things might be rough for the next hour or so (2:30-3:30PM PST). please return your tray tables and seats to their upright positions and turn off all cell phones and other electrical devices! in the event of an emergency air masks will drop from the compartment above you. your seat cusion also doubles as a flotation device! i'll post something once we're done... cross your fingers! -mike Okay... I am bracing myself for any potential turbulance -- are you???? Kat
A Joke
Twenty Four Little Hours... A doctor walks into the room and tells his patient, "I have some bad news and some very bad news." The patient, resigned to his fate, says, "Well, might as well give me the bad news first." "The lab called with your test results," the doctor began. "Unfortuanately, you've got a rare condition and they said you have 24 hours to live." "24 Hours!?" exclaimed the patient. "Thats terrible! What could be worse than that? What's the very bad news?" "I've been trying to reach you since yesterday."
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When We Were All Kids
Sports towns holding funerals instead of celebrating their sports teams and having heated converstions on how to improve for next year. Americans basically killing fellow Americans, wow how quickly we've all forgotten 9-11 or so it seems. I remember as a kid the biggest deal was who got the swing first at recess, who I could trade something from my tray with at lunch. Worrying about a book report that had to be 2 pages long. Wondering if the girl in algebra class that sat next to me knew that I existed. Simpler times, I really miss them. Now it's all about corporate conspiracy to prop up share values (thank you Enron, Martha Stewart and Delphia), or getting ahead in the rat race (thank you Donald Trump and your Appprentice series). Looking at society now I really wonder if any of us remember 9-11 and how deep to the core it struck. Here we are 5 years removed from it and were all back to business as usual, screwing each other over and killing each other over "stuff".
I need cherry point's.Can some of you guys help?
To Much Rain!
It's been raining since 2AM and hasn't stopped and the wind don't help it any. My yards flooded oh great its like you can go water sking in my front yard LOL its big enough I mean I like the rain but damn needs to lighten up a lil!
Breaking The Habit
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Feeling Kinda Down
I wrote last night that it was too quiet since I took my son home. He had been here since Christmas Day. He is 11. And he is my whole world. Well today felt just as quiet and empty. I wish he was here all the time. I told my best friend I feel guilty for leaving him. Sometimes I think it would have been best if I had stayed and ignored everything that went on. Maybe it would have been different had I fought hard to keep him. But I didn't. When I left I was too depressed, and needed to heal. I didn't have the will to fight for more. After years of abuse, you kind of feel you are not worth it. Yeah, guys get abused too. Problem is we know even less how to deal with it and where to turn. After a lot of healing, I Do know it was best to leave. But I still have that guilt for leaving him. I just try to be a good Dad when I have him. And go to allhis activities. But I still have that empty spot when he is gone.
This Is How I Like My Coochie Licked
subject: THIS IS HOW I LIKE MY PUSSY LICKED date: 2007-01-02 13:51:18 95% of females can't cum from sex UNLESS we're on top...and we're on top why? Duh so we can stimulate our doin' our lil "snake charm" grindin' grabbin onto the males pelvic bones...which we all know does nothing for the the point is...EAT OUR PUSSY FIRST...make us cum a few times...numb us up then hammer away or soft and slow with alot of vaginal teasing with your magic stick to build it all up in the end however you like. Now once you're in between our legs...don't just fuckin' dive in there like a bum at a Thanksgiving charity dinner...take your fuckin time. We all know pussy is nearly irresistable...but don't act like that way. Lick our inner thighs, kiss them...kiss around our pussy lips...kiss the lips etc. finally once you've got your tongue on our clit...this is what to do...(you can use your hands to spread our lips apart if you's all about preference...but for f
This Is How I Like My Coochie Licked
subject: THIS IS HOW I LIKE MY PUSSY LICKED date: 2007-01-02 13:51:18 95% of females can't cum from sex UNLESS we're on top...and we're on top why? Duh so we can stimulate our doin' our lil "snake charm" grindin' grabbin onto the males pelvic bones...which we all know does nothing for the the point is...EAT OUR PUSSY FIRST...make us cum a few times...numb us up then hammer away or soft and slow with alot of vaginal teasing with your magic stick to build it all up in the end however you like. Now once you're in between our legs...don't just fuckin' dive in there like a bum at a Thanksgiving charity dinner...take your fuckin time. We all know pussy is nearly irresistable...but don't act like that way. Lick our inner thighs, kiss them...kiss around our pussy lips...kiss the lips etc. finally once you've got your tongue on our clit...this is what to do...(you can use your hands to spread our lips apart if you's all about preference...but for f
Sara And Our Dead Love!!
Sara hates me for what she doesnt even know. I tryed to love her and tryed to show her but she only wants to make things hard. She throws all my belongings away. Stomped on my heart. She even trys to ly and say I stole from her car. How could I? I have been at my friends the whole time we have been apart. I dont like playing childish games and I dont like being lied to. I never wanted to hurt her but for some reason thats all she wants to do to me!! What does one do to stop loving someone who doesnt deserve it??? I just want to move on with my life and I even offered my friendship to her. Some friendship this has turned out to be. I wanted to be there for her and I thought things were different with her. But for some reason I didnt listen to her friends when they told me she was nothing but a heart breaker. A slut. Someone who soaks all the good and happiness from you and leaves you an empty shell. Why?! Why would someone be like that? Nothing but pain, and pain has a name. Sara!!!!
Uploading Your Pic
Today is the 2nd day of the NEW YEAR... Wow how it is passing so fast.. I have been noticeing people are joining but they are not uploading any pics of themselves... Comon people enjoy this site... Dont be ashamed of what you look like... Dont be afraid that people will not invite you to be their friends because we here at CT are like one BIG HAPPY FAMILY... Comon and invite me to be your Friend and better yet also invite me to be YOUR FAN...
Our First Time
"Aww, fuck..." I groaned. I let my head loll back, and then rotated it in a full circle to mimic the circular motion Christina's tongue was making on the mushroom head of my cock. And when she dropped her head, her mouth forming a tight ring around me and lowering down the shaft, my head snapped back up to watch. Her jet-black hair was in a functional ponytail, and she was still wearing her sexy- librarian glasses. She glanced up into my face while she slurped on my dick, small flames dancing in her irises at the wide smile across my face. "Baby, you are so good at that," I mumbled to her. I thanked my lucky stars every day for Christina. We met online, and my shy, nice guy demeanor let her get comfortable enough to let me see her shy, nice girl demeanor. A sweet, innocent romance quickly developed and, over the next two months, built into a beautiful relationship of trust. Even as her teeth lightly grazed against the ridge of my cock, my trust in her allowed me to take the
What Leads To Sex
a smile leads to a laugh ...a laugh leads to a high 5 ...a high 5 leads to a hug ...a hug leads to a kiss ...a kiss leads 2 makeout ...a makeout leads 2 finger ...a finger leads to a hand ...a hand leads to a lick ...a lick leads to a suck ...a suck leads 2 a fuck. ...So tell me how many people are you gonna smile at after you heard this cuz sex is like math. ...u add the bed ...subtract the clothes ...divide the legs ...leave your solution ...and pray you dont multiply! post this right after u read it, something good will happen at 2:25 tomorrow. Get ready for the biggest shock in your life!! Whoever breaks this chain will be cursed w/ relationship problems 4-10 years. If you post this in 15 mins, your safe. Something good will happen tonight at 1:11a.m. REPOST THIS AS "How Sex Starts
Little Red Riding Hood
Little Red Riding Hood was going through the forest to her Grandmother's house when she came across a squirrel. The squirrel said, "Watch out, the Big Bad Wolf is looking for you, and when he finds you, he's going to flip up your little red skirt, pull down your little red panties and screw your brains out!" Little Red Riding Hood ignored the squirrel's warning and continued down the road to her Grandmother's house. Soon she encountered a sparrow, who said, "Little Red Riding Hood, look out, the Wolf is after you, and when he finds you, he's going to flip up your little red skirt, pull down your little red panties and screw your brains out!" Little Red Riding Hood ignored the sparrow and continued to Grandma's house. As she got to the front gate, the wolf jumped out from behind a bush and said "Little Red Riding Hood, I'm going to flip up your little red skirt, pull down your little red panties and screw your brains out!" Little Red Riding Hood reached into her basket
Loney Forever
sometimes i feel like i'm alone in this world. that no one wants me or wants to be with me. i'm sad all the time. i'm not doing this to get sympathy or whatever. i'm just letting out all my emtions come out. i guess its just wishful this wanted my true love to come back to me. i know i'm not the prettiest girl in the world.
The Downward Spiral Of Cherry Tap...a Bulliten I Just Read.
WTF has happened to this place!!!!!!!! This place USED to be fun. No pressures everyone knew everyone. We could joke around and have fun. NOW its like being on a NAZI website. YEA I SAID IT! You CANT do this, you CANT do that, you HAVE to have this, you HAVE to have that. JUST FOR A FUCKING WEBSITE! People having contest JUST TO GAIN POINTS. Ya'll think we're stupid? JUST to raise your levels and move up to the top 10. BUT when you get to the top 10 YOU BECOME THE TRASH TALK OF CHERRYTAP! I've seen this place evolve from 500 users to 555,000 in one year. BUT have anyone else noticed we ONLY gained 4000 in December? Hell back in January of 06 that was unbeleivable.... now IT SUCKS! Would you like to know why? People are bitching about CherryTAP because of the bullshit on here and it's getting worse and its coming from babyjesus. I stoped telling people to join theres too much horse shit on here now ... like YOU HAVE TO PUT YOUR NOT SAFE FOR WORK PHOTOS IN A GALLERY LABLED NSFW. WTF is t
You Know You Grew Up In The 80's If...
You Know You Grew Up In The 80's If... 1. You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE". 2. You watched the Pound Puppies. 3. You can sing the rap to the "Fresh Prince of Belair " ...and can do the "Carlton". 4. Girls wore biker shorts under their skirts and felt stylishly sexy. 5. You yearned to be a member of the Baby-sitters club and tried to start a club of your own. 6. You owned those lil' Strawberry Shortcake pals scented dolls. 7. You know that "WOAH " comes from Joey on Blossom. 8. Two words: Hammer Pants. 9. If you ever watched "Fraggle Rock ". 10. You had plastic streamers on your handle bars... and "spokey-dokes" or playing cards on your spokes for that incredible sound effect. 11. You can sing the entire theme song to "Duck Tales". (Woo ooh!) 12. When it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons. 13. You wore a ponytail on the side of your head. 14. You saw the original "Teenage Mutant N
Missed You All...
Got mad at my internet server so was off line for a moment but am back now and hope that all is well for all of you friends and fans...
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Update On Me And Tyanna. :(
ME AND TYANNA R DONE, NOT TOGETHER ANYMORE...... :( i miss her... oh well. got someone new. her name is serena. from bear with me peeps.... STUNING SERENA! we got pics!!!!! im deleting all of tyannas pics and putting up serenas pics. i loved serena while we were kids. she was my neighbor too. and tyanna....she hats me because she just wants to move on. me and serena got together yesterday. me and ty left like a week ago. so........yeah. love Ruby and Serena
Today I Realized Something
i realized I`m not the prettiest girl on this planet. I have always been so consided thinking I was so the only pretty girl around. You know I may have both a hot body and a cute face and Im also very smart and responsible. Im not always the neated person, im quite unorganized. but Im always determined when it come to something i want or something I want to straiten things out. I love who I am I love my body and my beatiful face. Its like my ex`s girlfriend she doesnt have the hottest body but she has a sweet personality and the prettiest eyes. My eyes are just brown but her eyes are a pretty green. Every girl has something beatiful about her.I just realized that even though Im close to perfect. Im not perfect, Im human ever human has a flaw.
Happy New Year
just sayin hi, and I hope everyone had a good new years, as for me yep, i got drunk :)
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You May Be A Correctional Officer If...
You may be a Correctional Officer IF... - -You have ever restrained someone and it was not a sexual experience. - -You believe that 95% of people are a waste of skin - -Your idea of a good time is a "33" at shift change. - -You call for a criminal record check on anyone who seems friendly toward you. - -Discussing dismemberment over a gourmet meal seems perfectly normal to you. - -You can identify, a negative "teeth to tattoo" ratio just by looking at person. - -You find humor in other people's stupidity. - -You disbelieve 90% of what you hear and 75% of what you see. - -You believe that "shallow gene pool" should be grounds for arrest. - -You believe the government should require a permit to reproduce. - -You plan what you're going to have for dinner while striping your duty belt - -You believe unspeakable evils will befall you if anyone says, "Boy it sure is quiet around here." - -You refer to your OC as an "attitude adjustor" - -Your diet consists of food
The World's Greatest...
R. Kelly - The World's GreatestMusic Code provided by Song2Play.Com This bit of fluff is in response to some negative remarks pertaining to our troops I received from various individuals: September 16, 2004, my brother, Chad, turned blue, the official color of the Queen of Battle. September 17, 2004, he and his comrades graduated from boot camp at Fort Benning, home to the Infantry. The graduation was held inside due to the horridly nasty weather. Families and friends poured into the auditorium, filling all available seating. Even so, people continued to pour in, lining the walls, sitting on the floor even, just to share in their soldier's moment of glory. Nobody minded the crushing crowd or the stifling stillness of the heated air. Carefully arranged hair wilted, while painstakingly applied makeup began to run. It didn't matter. After all, we were about to see our soldiers for the first time in what seemed like ages. As the ceremony progressed, our senses were filled
Some People
all i have to say is some people need to learn to talk to other people . But know some people have to be jerks and every rude to other that is trying to be nice to them .
Johnny Cash
Just Joined
So bare with me while I figure this site out! thanks! Dellie
How To Treat A Rude Customer
How to Treat a Rude Customer An award should go to the gate attendant at Luqa airport. A crowded Malta-London flight was cancelled. She was the lone attendant in charge of re-booking a long line of inconvenienced travelers. Suddenly an angry passenger pushed his way to the desk. He slapped his ticket down on the counter and said, "I HAVE to be on this flight and it HAS to be FIRST CLASS". The attendant replied, "I'm sorry sir. I'll be happy to try to help you, but I've got to help these people first, and I'm sure we'll be able to work something out." The passenger was unimpressed. He asked loudly, so that the passengers behind him could hear, "DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHO I AM?" Without hesitating, the attendant smiled and grabbed her public address microphone: May I have your attention please? May I have your attention please?" she began. With her voice being heard clearly throughout the terminal, she said, "We have a passenger here at Gate 14 WHO DOES NOT KNOW WHO HE
What I Am Going To Do This Year
I have decided this year that I am going to grow my hair out 10 extra inches cut it off then donate it to locks of love my friends all call me gay for it but i dont give a crap
Sheryl Crow
Without Witches
> > A WORLD WITHOUT WITCHES > By Robert F. Potts > > Can you imagine a world without witches, > A world with all people the same? > Where the only known dragons are hiding in books, > And children are terribly tame? > > A world without magic would be sad indeed. > I cannot imagine the pain > Of having a world where there's no Santa Claus, > Where wizards are searched for in vain. > > Can you imagine a world without spells, > That science and businesses run? > And think of the sadness a unicorn feels > When he no longer plays in the sun. > > Can you imagine a world without witches, > No elves, and no magical pools? > And can you imagine how dull it would be > If all that we had were the schools? > > I cannot imagine a world without witches, > A world with no magical wand. > A world without beauty, or even a dream, > Or a wood sprite of whom to be fond. > > They say I should grow up and be more mature, > Like a normal adult ought to do. > But I'd rat
Hey All
im Justin im gay i live in watertown new york (which sucks)umm go aheadif u liek and give me a shout at any of the fowlling, im on aim at fagilicious19, MSN and yahoo add me to any or all hope to hear from any one
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I Need A Birthday Hottie
ok i am single and need a birthday hottie to keep me company for the 24th so yeah if u wanna be my birthday hottie then leave a comment
My Kids Really Watch Me
Today I asked my oldest son, Little Ronnie, to clean up the toys he had thrown all over the living room. As the normal 3 year old would do; he ignored me and went about whatever he thought would be more fun. Since he chose to do other than what was asked I told him that I was going to get my spoon and bust his behind. I got my spoon, slapped it on the counter a few times and he began cleaning up the mess. Out of nowhere in comes my middle son, Logan. He had gone into the kitchen and grabbed a spatula of his own. He walks behind Little Ronnie and starts spanking him. Then in baby talk he scolds him I guess for not cleaning up the mess. Next he backs up and puts his hand on his hip in a supervisory manner. I couldn't stop laughing at him. I guess he has paid attention to me so much that he has learned my entire demeanor. That and I assume he is tired of always being the one to clean up the toys when he hasn't made the mess. Each day comes something more hilarious than the last.
You Might Be Pagan If...
1) When you are sworn into court, you bring your own grimoire. 2) You've been seen talking to cats. They talk back and you understand what they are saying. 3) When asked if you believe in God, you ask, "Which one?" 4) You know what "widdershins" means and you apply it. 5) You have an entire spice cabinet and you don't cook. You know that laurel and bay leaves are the same thing. 6) Your familiar's ashes are on the mantel piece 7) You know there are exceptions to the law of physics. You've caused them. 8) The first things your guests say is "My, That's a have there." 9 )n Halloween, you yell "Happy New Year!" at passers-by. 10) You now that christmas tree's are originally Pagan, thats why you have one! 12) You have friends who say they are elves and you believe them. 13) You commit blasphemy in the plural. 14) Upon dying, your first thought is, "Damn it, not AGAIN." 15) When you say "Mother Nature," you don't mean it in a anthropomorphic w
~~ Color Of Your Eyes Means.......~~
B|L|U|E| |E|Y|E|S| People with blue eyes last the longest in relationships. They are kind, pretty or handsome,very good kissers and are really hot. They always fall in love with their closest friends and never understand why. They are very funny, outgoing and don't care what people think or say. They are very satisfying and love to please. Are straight up WARRIORS when necissary. If you repost this and you have blue eyes you will have the best kiss sometime in the next 5 days. |G|R|E|E|N| |E|Y|E|S| -Sex Addicts!!! People with green eyes have the most passion put into relationships, they have long lasting relationships. People with green eyes are also the horniest and most beautiful. They long for the touch of another. People with green eyes are very sexy and very attracted towards the opposite sex. You will meet the person you're going to spend the rest of your life with if you repost this. |H|A|Z|E|L| |E|Y|E|S| -People with hazel eyes are very loveable. They are really
Anybody Listening?
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Welkum To My Sightmare
Just walkin' along Enjoying the rainshine Spendin' most of My prime Doin' nuthin' at all Some day You may look Back and say You could have Done sumthin' Instead of Nuthin' at all We take this Life for granted We are only On this planet For one day For a lifetime Sleepin' thru the Angry mist I think about the Times we missed And then you End up readin' 'Bout me Doin nuthin' At all
Blue October's Into The Ocean
I'm just a normal boy That sank when I fell overboard My ship would leave the country But I'd rather swim ashore Without a life that's sadly stuck again Wish I was much more masculine Maybe then I could learn to swim Like 'fourteen miles away' You're floating up and down I spin, colliding into sound Like whales beneath me diving down I'm sinking to the bottom of my Everything that freaks me out The lighthouse beam has just run out I'm cold as cold as cold can be be I want to swim away but don't know how Sometimes it feels just like I'm falling in the ocean Let the waves up take me down Let the hurricane set in motion Let the rain of what I feel right now...come down Let the rain come down Where is the coastguard I keep looking each direction For a spotlight, give me something I need something for protection Maybe flotsam junk will do just fine The jets, I'm sunk, I'm left behind I'm treading for my life believe me (How can
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This Song Is From An Awesome, Once Well Known In The 80's Band From Australia Called Icehouse
Electric Blue If a boy had a chance A chance with someone like you Are you gonna break his heart Let him cry for the moon Are you hiding Somewhere behind those eyes I just freeze Everytime you see through me And it's all over you Electric blue On my knees Help me, baby Tell me, what can I do Electric blue Oh, I had a dream For a moment I believed it was true Oh, I'd have given anything Just to be there with you Are you hiding Somewhere behind those eyes I just freeze Everytime you see through me And it's all over you Electric blue In too deep Standing here waiting As I'm breaking into Electric blue I can see Can see that it may be Just a vision for you Electric blue On my knees Help me, baby Tell me what can I do Electric blue
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A Word Or Two Of Advice
never fall for your best friend...all it does is hurt the both of you and can ruin a friendship...if you do fall don't let them know, hide and bury the feelings until they are no more...that way you can stay friends
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