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Various Profound Quotes
The Most Important Thing I always say to myself, what is the most important thing we can think about at this extraordinary moment. ~ Francois de La Rochefoucauld There are no ordinary moments each moment is new and unique, so each moment is extraordinary. We can fill that moment with extraordinary thoughts, extraordinary deeds, extraordinary attention. We can choose to think of peace, to recognize beauty, to experience joy. This moment is ours, and we can choose what to do with it. A Precious Gift Let me tell thee, time is a very precious gift of God, so precious that its only given to us moment by moment. ~ Amelia Barr Have you ever watched a television game show? In most of the games, there is an element of time involved. Youre up against the clock. You have 2 minutes to race through a grocery story, or 30 seconds to come up with the right answer. If you happen to be the person playing that game, you realize just how precious each one of those moments are! You focus
I Copied This Poem Out Of Some Book
Counting Syllables Haikus are the AntiChrist Someone save us please
*geez! Enuff Wit Da Yellow Already!!*
You are most like: You are Yellow The clouds part and the smell of daffodils and daisies fill the air when you are around. Your sunny disposition cheers most, and makes others (the jealous and bitter ones) wish you'd never gotten out of bed. Take this quiz: Which Crayola Box of 8 Color Are You? Visit Toys For Your for more blog quizzes
Please Use A Coaster, You're Ruining My Table
So you want to dismember a Polar bear? But you can't seem to find your knife. You want to get with that other girl? But you can't seem to find your wife. You want to go to a nude beach? But when they are legal they're no fun. You want to murder the government? But you can't seem to find a gun. What kind of person are you anyway?
Another Naughty Survey
ANSWER HONESTLY OR DON'T BOTHER!Age/Sex:23 female :)Are you a virgin?not for a very long timeIf so you can stop now, If not how many people have you slept with?lol 10Dated?probably.... 8Kissed?more than i can countBeen in love with?2Told you love?3Told they loved you?3How many relationships?i have no ideaLongest? Shortest?longest was 5 years, the shortest was 3 weeksBest and worst?the best ive had was with another woman, him and i are really good friendsInfo about your first girl/boyfriend?lol he called me his queen in 6th grade, it was cuteInfo about your first love?he was amazing, everything i wanted at the timeLast girl/boyfriend?hes a really nice guy, he encourages me so much, makes me feel like a better personLast love?he dicked me over and cheated on me, and got engaged 6 months after we broke upHow many people you dated seen you naked?lol ummmm 5Ever have a one night stand?yepEver slept with someone and regretted it?definitely, it will never happen again no matter how many ti
Allen Iverson
Haiku To Satiation
I feel like I've lost The garbage man down the street Someone close to me
Bowling Night...
Dave works hard at the plant and spends two nights each week bowling and plays golf every Saturday. His wife thinks he's pushing himself too hard, so for his birthday she takes him to a local strip club. The doorman at the club greets them and says, "Hey, Dave! How ya doin?" His wife is puzzled and asks if he's been to this club before. "Oh no," says Dave. "He's on my bowling team." When they are seated, a waitress asks Dave if he'd like his usual and brings over a Budweiser. His wife is becoming increasingly uncomfortable and says, "How did she know that you drink Budweiser?" "I recognize her, she's the waitress from the golf club. I always have a bud at the end of the first nine, honey. A stripper then comes over to their table, throws her arms around Dave, starts to rub herself all over him and says, "Hi ! Davey. Want your usual table dance, big boy?" Dave's wife, now furious, grabs her purse and storms out of the club. Dave follows and spots her getting into a cab.
Required Reading...
We don't care if you talk to other guys. We don't care if you're friends with other guys. But when you're sitting next to us, and some random guy walks into the room and you jump up and tackle him, without even introducing us, yeah, it pisses us off. It doesn't help if you sit there and talk to him for ten minutes without even acknowledging the fact that we're still there. We don't care if a guy calls you, but at 2 in the morning we do get a little concerned. Nothing is that important at 2 a.m. that it can't wait till the morning. Also, when we tell you you're pretty/ beautiful/ gorgeous/ cute/ stunning, we freaking mean it. Don't tell us we're wrong. We'll stop trying to convince you. The sexiest thing about a girl is confidence. Yeah, you can quote me. Push us down on the couch and make a move once in a while. We like that aggressiveness about you and we like the unexpected. When we know you're really happy, it makes us happy too. Don't be mad when we hold the
Prayer Of Hecate
Oh Hecate, goddess, mother, crone hear my prayer help me walk through life with kindess in my heart and truth on my lips. Mold me teach me to live for who I am and help me learn from the good and the bad that happens in my life.So mote it be so blessed be
Don't Read This Haiku
Happy little delusions They forget how easily We fall down the stairs
The Cow
I saw you standing We ran but could not catch you All your thoughts are gone.
How Do I Love Thee?
I call you collect every Thursday night. I gave you a cracker yesterday. I let you have my phone number But I changed it the very next day Sometimes I think about you But usually I don't. You're thinking we have something special But tomorrow I think we won't.
Chapter One
Chapter 1 In the very heart of Watergate, in a tavern renowned for its ale and its secrets, six old friends gathered about a table in a cozy, private room. Thick walls of fieldstones and ancient beams muffled the sounds coming from the kitchen, and the taproom beyond, and in the middle of the four walls was a lamp that glowed with faint blue light. The lamps magical devices kept any sound from leaving the room; it also barred inquisitive mages from scrying in. In all the scene was common enough; the friends were not. I learned of this just last evening, said Bethany Neathal, a striking blonde whom despite the early hour, was draped in white silk and ropes of pearls. I was entertaining a prince of one of those lesser kingdoms-and he spoke at length about a vampire on one of the islands. He said something about a vampire coming here and making a home for himself in the Black Forest. He claims the vampire would bite its prey and drink its blood, but if the vampire di
Working From Center
Working From Center In The Thick Of It When we are "in the thick of it," overwhelmed by too many things that need our attention, it's important to remember that we are never given more than we can handle. When life's challenges make us question this, our best coping mechanism is to follow the reliable and well-known course to our calm center and anchor ourselves there. It is for these times that we have been practicing regularly, so that our mind, body, and spirit will know how to find the peace within. Even in the midst of seeming chaos, a deep breath can help us turn within to find the space to work from, the calm at the center of the storm. Tapping into our inner resources we begin again, bringing our focus to the needs of the present moment. Asking "why?" shifts our energy away from the task at hand. We can seek answers to those questions once we get to the other side of the present challenge. For now, we accept what is. Once we have collected scattered energy and created sp
Half Full Or Half Empty
How come nothing seems fair to me? How come the world has me scared to be? Why can't people walk home alone? How come every time the phone rings, it's a fuckin bone? How come time's always leaving me dry? Why do all the wise men cry? How come there aint enough for everyone? **how come u can't take back the shit u've done?** How come broke people, they stay poor? Riches get more and bolt-lock the doors How come everyone has panic attacks? We need pills just to chill and relax How come we always jumpin off so quick? Why's the air we breathe always making us sick? How come the news always tryin to scare you? Suicide bomber standin near you How come new shit becomes old so fast? How come everything was so much fresher in the past? How come we all supposed to act a certain way? Why we always gotta watch the shit that we say? Why? How come people love to start shit? How come that little kids heart quit? How come all the good is so out of reach? Why is there broken gla
National Guardsmen Overrun At The Border
A U.S. Border Patrol entry Identification Team site was overrun Wednesday night along Arizona's border with Mexico. According to the Border Patrol, an unknown number of gunmen attacked the site in the state's West Desert Region about 11 p.m. The site is manned by National Guardsmen. Those guardsmen were forced to retreat. The Border patrol will not say whether shots were fired. However, no Guardsmen were injured in the incident. The Border Patrol says the incident occurred somewhere along the 120 mile section of the border between Nogales and Lukeville. The area is known as a drug corridor, Last year, 124,000 pounds of illegal drugs were confiscated in this area. The Border Patrol says the attackers quickly retreated back into Mexico. Pretty sorry situation when the people who would have the manpower, firepower and knowledge to protect our country from illegal invasion are empowered ONLY to report it to the Border Patrol who are woefully understaffed and armed only with 9mm pistols
Stupid Convo With Fellow Cherrier Lol
stupidest conversation I had on my shoutbox.. gotta share it with u lol.. I told the girl her lips were nasty she said some bullshit i dont even remeber then this what happened next mi-> REDRUBIES: aaahahaha... lol@ "freshmeat" so u sayin that cuz Im new to this site I shouldnt have an opinion?? now who's the idiot? everyone else jus kissin ass cuz they take these votes for "cherries" so serious.. people that think the same as mi or WORSE jus don mi->REDRUBIES:*dont wanna say it.. ur lips are nasty but I guess they the best lookin part of ur body lol.. DEAL WITH IT I think the shit I wrote b4 was cut short n I forgot what i said after that herREDRUBIES: you know what consider yourself bounced off the site cause we dont like haterzz out here and I will talk to someone to take care of your trashy azz mi->REDRUBIES: trashy?? Im not the one with a CLOSE up on my lips with my tounge hangin out.. n go head n do ya thang shit dont faze mi lol Im glad my opinion means so much to u n if
My First Blocked User.
So someone got offended over my fighting on the internet and I'm not a racist blogs. Sent me a message and let me know. No problem, I didn't put them up there thinking that everyone would just lap dog up and agree with me. I even thanked him for his honesty. He then messages back telling me exactly what was on the blog that had offended him and why it offended him. Also no big deal. But then he gets all butt hurt because I told him that both of them were quoted, not actually stuff I wrote. Where did that go south? Because I am willing to quote things that either tickle me or says better than I can what I am trying to get across? Or was it because I wasn't willing to take credit for someone else's work? Time to get a life. Better yet, if I offend you, stop frigging reading the blog. Hell, it says right on my homepage that my blogs can get offensive. What was your first clue, Sherlock?
Count Down Begins Now!!!! 3 Days And Counting
For A Friend Name Crystal Bubba's Girl
I was so content with my life Thought I had everything I needed finally Didn't think there was anything That could make me question that all Then I found you... Now I'm not sure If I really am happy with what I have He's so good to me And my lil angel Yet there are just some things missing I always dreamed of them Never thought I could have them But then you came along And made it all seem possible So now I want that But know deep down You're the only one who can make them happen What do I do now?? I know we will never touch So why do I even wonder And dream bout this all??? All I can say is why????
twisting, turning, burning heart. make it stop. I want to die, I want to scream. I want to smile, I want to laugh. If it werent for my angels i wouldnt exist. my anger has taken over there is no turning back. dear god, give me the strength, to make this bad day go away. when i wake up, will i smile or will i be mad? will i feel stupid for crying myself to sleep....i wish this pill would kick in so i can rest....and make these thoughts go away.....i pray.
~~warning To Men--lastest Scams Around Malls~~
For all you guys... >A "heads up" for those of you who may be regular Home Depot customers. >Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. >Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic. >Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you. Here's how the >scam works. >Two seriously good-looking 20-21 year old girls come over to your car as >you're packing your shopping into the trunk. They both start wiping your >windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of >their skimpy T-shirts. It's impossible not to look. When you thank them >and offer them a tip, they say "No" and instead ask you for a ride to >another Home Depot or Lowes. You agree and they get in the back seat. On >the way, they start having sex with each other. Then one of them climbs >over into the front seat and performs oral sex on you, while the other one >steals your wallet. I had my wallet st
3 Poems
Life Sucks Death Death relieves us from the suckiness of life Reincarnation Damn
Blank stare Door shuts
The Criminals' Here
when you hear all of your dogs start barkin you better go take a look im probably in your back yard see if you dont wanna be a witness in this then you better turn it off cause the criminals' here you can look at my subliminal sayin you would see that there is a evil with in a eviler grin and ill begin i contend to be greatest of ever start you all cant even see me in 3-D all up in ya like a now let me see how many people are really gunna be fucked up if he really comes to get me i got a strain spillin deep into my mind of somebody try to kill me as i reach in my blind i call it evil and evil is what it is and the only way for me to express it is like this evil is what evil does and theres little bit in all of us can anybody hear it while its callin my name i hear em bouncin off the walls trying to drive me insane some where in there where my fantasy forms evil thoughts cross my mind thought out the chorse of my dreamlike day and made it my daydream untill i f
Your fingers Look beautiful
Screw You Halliburton
I was just flipping thru the channels. Came across this report on a CONTRACTOR SECURITY GUARD for HALLIBURTON. You all knows these pieces of shit, (the oil company that, that ASS CRACK Dick Cheney worked for before coming VICE PRES.) Anyway this Security Guard got killed in Iraq awhile back. That is sad and my heart goes out to the family of this brave man. Here is what pisses me off this guy was not equipped with proper equipment to protect himself. He was given a helmet and a safety jacket (not a flack vest mind you) and no weapon. This leads me to my question for Halliburton. Do you think if you (Halliburton) hadnt given that PIECE OF SHIT VICE PRESIDENT of ours 31million dollars for running do you (Halliburton) think you could have afforded to put this man and the rest of your men over there in the proper equipment so that they might have a fighting chance over there (while they are making you and all your little cronies a shit ton of money.) That is all.FUCK YOU DICK CHENEY,
Buy a pamphlet.
Standing by, All the way. Here to help you through your day. Holding you up, When you are weak, Helping you find what it is you seek. Catching your tears, When you cry. Pulling you through when the tide is high. Just being there, Through thick and thin, All just to say, you are my friend.
A Dark World
A dark world for only me A dark bond one cannot see It wraps me up in its cocoon And holds me fiercely in its womb. Its fingers spread like fine spun gold Gently nestling me to the fold Like silken thread it holds me fast Bonds like this are meant to last. And though at times a thread may break A new one forms in its wake To bind me closer and keep me strong In a dark world, where I belong.
How I Spent My Day
Nicotine is Addictive
Marriage Vs Divorce
She married him because he was such a "strong man" She divorced him because he was such a "dominating male." He married her because she was so "fragile and petite." He divorced her because she was so "weak and helpless." She married him because "he knows how to provide a good living." She divorced him because "all he thinks about is business." He married her because "she reminds me of my mother." He divorced her because "she's getting more like her mother every day." She married him because he was "happy and romantic." She divorced him because he was "shiftless and fun-loving." He married her because she was "steady and sensible." He divorced her because she was "boring and dull." She married him because he was "the life of the party." She divorced him because "he never wants to come home from a party."
I'm scared, I'm completely terrified actually. scared of what will happen if i see you again and scared of what will happen if i don't i cant believe i fell so hard i knew you weren't going to be there to catch me of course shes gonna say shes "okay" and flash that famous smile but look into her brown eyes and baby you broke her how come i keep going back to the one thing i need to get away from?
Not Enough Time
Strike two You're out
You The only one touching You
You said I said He said
Wasted Life
Gong Rings Dead
Laughing. Laughing. At my jokes. Screaming. Crying. Inside of me. Having fun, with my friends. Streams of tears drip down my heart. I smile, when I see you. You smile, when you see me. I bleed, when I see you. You smile, when you see me. Screaming. Crying. Inside. Laughing. Smiling. I wave to you.
It is eternity Overburdened eyes Strain to blink
At Night
At night I lay and think of you hoping my wishes and dreams come true At night I wonder can this be the end is this all that's left At night I wish we could go to the way things were At night I lay and cry about the things that happened and how it all ended At night I lay and think of us, I mean you and I At night I realize there's no more us At night I dream of us together again At night I wish for us to be together again But in the morning I realize it was all At Night
Nearly Unnoticed
She is lonely Even though you can't tell She is reaching out For what, she doesn't know She will continue to sit in silence And hope that someone may stumble across Her and all of her emptiness But they only hope that they do it in time Otherwise she will have drifted too far And she may let go Of whatever grasp of the world she has As she slowly fades out of the lives of everyone Nearly unnoticed.
*my Career Personality*
Your Career Personality: Original, Devoted, and Service Oriented Your Ideal Careers: Art director Book editor College professor Composer Film director Graphic designer Novelist Stage actor Psychiatrist Writer The Quick and Dirty Career Test
Got To Love It
momma was taking a shower when her littlest son runs in yelling "momma,momma" she opens the shower curtain and says "yes" he just stands there speechless for a second then procedes to ask"what is that" momma says that is my squirrel". so the next day he runs into bathroom yelling "grandma,grandma" grandma opens the shower curtain and says "yes" the little boy procedes to say "is that ur squirrel?" grandma says "yes" the little boy asks "how come urs is white and mommas is brown?" grandma says "thats because this sqirrel has cracked more NUTS than mamma has."
New One new here..and i love it..haha..its weird use to the myspace setup....but...this is set up a lil me up witta me...or whateva..its all your choice tho....peace
No Worrys No Cares Defanly In A Good Dam Mood To Night
what can i say my dad left for 2 weeks and here i am all a lone what could make it better then this i dont no but who nos right thts me lol
Opened My Eyes...
Thought I was really happy But then I started talkin to you And realized Im missing so much Not only fun wise But love wise You have opened my eyes to so many things Made me think of things I've only dreamed of Helped me get confidence We may never really be together But somewhere in our hearts we will be Even if its only as friends You will always have a special place Some times I tell myself All I want is you as my friend But then I hear your voice And I just want to be in your arms Yet I know if I ever got that chance I would never want to leave The things you have opened my eyes up to...... How do I even begin to explain?
*my Tarot Card*
You Are The High Priestess You represent mystery - secrets that are yet to be revealed. You find yourself sitting between two worlds: one dark, one light. You tend to hold these two worlds in balance, reconciling the two. Open and welcoming, you invite others to learn your secrets. Your fortune: Something hidden, or latent, in your life is about to come forward. You need to pay more attention to your dreams, thoughts, intuition, and imagination. And if that involves tapping into your dark side, it will all balance out in the end. You have a lot of potential dying to be unleashed, so let those gates open! What Tarot Card Are You?
I'm A Cherry Lover...woo Hoo
Just wanted to thank my friends and anyone that has done any rating on my page recently because I just leveled up to cherry lover today. Boy aint it the truth lol!
*the 1 & Only Time Cancer Is A Good Thing*
Your True Love Is a Cancer Why you'll love a Cancer: Cancer's loyal and sincere heart makes your own sensitive heart melt. Caring and devoted, a Cancer will take the lead in pursuing you - and not give up! Why a Cancer will love you: You're laid back enough to deal with Cancer's little mood swings and freak-outs. A fellow homebody, you know how make Cancer comfortable and at home with you. What Sign Is Your True Love?
A Poem For A Friend Bubba's Girl
Good Smartass
A young, well-educated man on a business trip gets on a plane to >>find >>himself seated next to an older, weathered man in a western snap >>shirt, >>faded jeans and a cowboy hat. >> >>Thinking himself above the old cowboy, the young man decides to >>make >>sport of him. >> >>"You know," he says, "I've heard these flights go much more quickly >>if >>you strike up a conversation with a fellow passenger. So, let's >>talk." >> >>The cowboy looks at him wryly and says, "Well I s'pose that'd be >>all right. >>What'd ya like to discuss?" >> >>"Oh, I don't know, "says the young man with a hint of sarcasm, >>"How >>about nuclear proliferation?" >> >>"Hmm," says the cowboy, sensing the young man's attempt to belittle >>him, "That could be an interesting topic. But, let me ask you a >>question >>first -- horses, cows, and deer all eat the same stuff---grass. >>Yet, a deer >>passes little pellets, a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse >>makes >>muffin
Testing The Waters
I gave my love, I gave my life, I gave my body and mind We were inseparable. I guess I gave u all of my time And now u plead insanity and u don't even know the score Why can't u learn 2 play the game? Baby, don't u know that u need more? (More, more, more) U need another lover like u need a hole in yo head (baby, baby) U know there ain't no other that can do the duty in your bed, yeah We were brothers and sisters United all for love Now all of the sudden (all of the sudden) U try 2 fight it (try 2 fight it) U say you've had enough (say u've had enough) Even though we had big fun (even though we had big fun) u want another someone (u want another someone) Yo happily ever after be (Sure as there's a sun) Sure as there's a sun, (I'm gonna be the 1) I'm gonna be the 1 and if (u don't understand) u don't understand face to face, (face to face) Baby I'll tell u down on my knee, yeah U need another lover like u need a hole in yo head (baby, baby) U know there a
A Holloween Party
> > > A couple was invited to a masked costume Halloween party. > > > > > The wife got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party > > > > > alone. > > > > > He,being a devoted husband, protested, but she argued and > > > > > said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed, and there was no > > > > > need for his good time to be spoiled by not going. So he took his Batman > > > > > costume and away he went. > > > > > > > > > > The wife, after sleeping soundly for about an hour, >awakened > > > > > without pain, and, as it was still early, decided to go to the party. In > > > > > as much as her husband did not know what her costume was, she thought she > > > > > would have some fun by watching her husband to see how he acted when she > > > > > was not with him. She put on a Goldilocks costume. So she joined the > party > > > > > and soon spotted her husband cavorting around > > > > > on the dance floor, dancing with ever
A Gathering Chant
The night is upon us The sky is clear We call upon the Goddess and She is near Children of the Goddess gather Weaving webs of magick Dancing circles through time Chanting to the quarters Remembering an earlier time The year moves in a sacred wheel As the Goddess teaches us to heal We heal ourselves and each other We heal the Earth Children of the Goddess gather Weaving webs of magick Dancing circles through time Chanting to the quarters Remembering an earlier time Our spirits know the way To celebrate each day We heal ourselves and each other We heal the Earth Re-birthing a saner time Children of the Goddess gather Weaving webs of magick Dancing circles through time Chanting to the quarters Remembering an earlier time
Uninteresting Stuff
I guess I'm getting borring..... Thursday, January 04, 2007-originally written on tagworld. So people, how's it going? It says I had 5 whole visits to my site yesterday. It's a good thing my life doesn't revolve around how many visits I get here. It's hard to have things to write about right now anyway. I'm not supposed to write about my gf, cuz she is concerned about what strangers that don't affect her life at all might think about her. So whatever, I just said she can't write about me at all then either. Good or bad. I rather don't like misreprsentations, even if it appears to be a "good" one. anyway, I did all sorts of stuff today. I paid my truck insurance, got them to fill out a paper I needed to turn into the hospital today. I went and put money in the bank, christmas money and stuff. When I was at the insurance place, a lady came in to pay her's with cash, and they didn't accept cash as payments anymore. I paid for hers with my credit card, and
Movie Car Chases . . .
Here's the thing: I'm watching Ronin on TV, and the thought crosses my mind as to what's the best car chase is in a movie? This debate has raged for a while, so opinioins vary. Clear winner? Not really. But, I guess if all things are equal, Bullit probably stands on top of the heap for being the first, but it isn't really my favorite. The second Matrix movie was good, but movie magic doesn't necessary lend the perfect balance of chemistry to the car chase. The original Gone In Sixty Seconds was good, too. Better than most, in fact. So, I get back to Ronin: I think that is why it gets my top bill, because it has the most "fun" factor of any. I know that's not really a quantifiable measure, but there you go. Lemme know if you got any thoughts . . .
Sitting Here All Alone
Sitting here all alone All I can do is think of you Even though Im talking to him You're still the one on my mind The one who makes me feel loved I wait to get your call each night To hear your voice We are so far apart in distance But our converstaion Seem as if we are together Every night you call me "lover" And tell me that you want me there Each day I learn a lil more about you things you say most dont understand Yet I do... Sitting here all alone Wishing I could simply touch you And feel you wrap your arms around me Holding me close to you Making me feel like Im something special As if thats where you want me forever Wanna feel you gently kissing my neck Trying to make me forget How self concious I am of my body You are all I can think of Sitting here all alone
You Are a Black and White Cookie You're often conflicted in life, and you feel pulled in two opposite directions. When you're good, you're sweet as sugar. And when you're bad, you're wicked! What Kind of Cookie Are You?
Prayer To The Goddess
oh goddess above hear my prayer bless me with your warmth and mold me for who i am help me walk the path of life with your wisdom and warmth help me share these so i may help others i shall meet help me shed the feelings of hate,envy,and self doubt so i may be a beacon of hope so mote it be so blessed be.
A True Story
This goes out to the one person who I hate more then anyone in the world. You want to sit their and tell people how much you love someone, but yet you find someone else not 24 hours after being dumped. You want to sit their and start with a person that you have never met. To that I say you are the dumbest person alive. You sit their and say that I can control anyone at my own will. Wel if that were true you would have never met her. You want to start problems with words that were never said. I talked to you once in 2 days that she wouldn't and you expect me to be your friend and tell you everything. I don't think so on that, because whether or not I am your friend I would never do that to someone I have known way longer then you. You want to it their and tell me all this stuff that she said to you and I have to say that I was around for about 80% of what she said to you. You are the biggest loser in the world trying to meet people online and internet dating them and think
Losing A Friend...i'm Sorry...
I have done something stupid and I feel so bad...I did not think it was that bad of a thing... Now I am sitting here, eyes wet with tears, because instead of losing one friend I have lost two... In the last three days now i have lost three friends who were so dear to me... I think I may leave Cherry Tap for awhile...So I have time to reevaluate...Not sure yet... Well I am sorry to you...most of all eli...
The Saga Goes On
yesterday jan 3 a student at the local high school shot and killed another on school grounds. This incident made national news and the community is in shock. I can't help but think how bad my situation could have resulted. Please refer to my other 2 stories. I resigned from my teaching position that i have had for 23 years. What happens next is still up in the air.
Dream Or Not?
I think I had a dream the other night, I went to bed around 10 - 10:30 and I was laying in bed about to drift off to sleep when I heard a low humming sound and I saw about a 10 or 12 flashes of light outside, I tried to get up to see what was going on but I couldn't, I felt as if my body weighed a ton. I remember seeing shadows on my ceiling and then I must have fell asleep because I don't remember anything else until 4:17 the next morning when I woke up, I thought I was off camping because I was freezing cold and heard owls hooting but I was laying in bed on top on my covers with both of my arms and my tail bone hurting, My arms were heavy and tingly and felt as if they had fallen asleep and my tail bone feels as if I fell on my ass and bruised it. I don't remember falling asleep on top of the covers but if I did then I must have been really tired and I could have. The front of my head hurt and the light hurt my eyes that morning, I still feel like I have a hang over. I hope this was
*this Is A Nearly Accurate Analysis*
What Your Soul Really Looks Like You are very passionate and quite temperamental. While you can be moody, you always crave comfort. You are a grounded person, but you also leave room for imagination and dreams. You feet may be on the ground, but you're head is in the clouds. You see yourself with pretty objective eyes. How you view yourself is almost exactly how other people view you. Your near future is calm, relaxing, and pretty much what you want. And it's something you've been anticipating for a while now. For you, love is all about caring and comfort. You couldn't fall in love with someone you didn't trust. Inside the Room of Your Soul
I Am Sorry Everyone.
Friends and Family., I am not feeling all so right and not good at all. I might not be on for the next few days.. SO please If I do not answer you right away.. or respond know it isnt you and I hope you understand. I will return any and all messeges when I return. I am feeling so bad. So.. agian.. I will return your "calls" and all in a few days. I have the best friends and family a girl can ever have. Peace! Love you all Cassandra.
Fun Look Alikes
I dunno. Just blah. Not bad blah. Tired and can't really sleep blah. Jason and I were talking about bunches of stuff tonight...getting an apartment by Christmas, pimping out my drawing tutoring, him asking for a pay raise next semester. Nothing horribly interesting. Health is weird. Amy (the professor) is cool. I wrote about me and Jay wrestling in my first paper. :) Maybe I'll try to go to sleep soon.
Blessings Of Lifes Journey
Through life we have ups and downs but we most see all of them as blessings for if we never had them ups and downs we could never learn the lessons they bring so when anything works or doesnt look at it as a blessing on its own.
What Kind Of Drunk Are You???
You're a Wild Drunk You can get enough drink. Seriously, you'll just go puke and start pounding them back again!What Kind of Drunk Are You?
I Am An Animal Rescuer
My job is to assist God's creatures I was born with the drive to fulfill their needs I take in helpless, unwanted, homeless creatures without planning or selection I have bought dog food with my last dime I have patted a mangy head with a bare hand I have hugged someone vicious and afraid I have fallen in love a thousand times And I have cried into the fur of a lifeless body too many times to count I have animal friends and friends who have animal friends I don't often use the word "pet" I notice those lost at the road side And my heart aches I will hand raise a field mouse And make friends with a vulture I know of no creature unworthy of my time I want to live forever if there aren't any animals in Heaven But I believe there are Why would God make something so perfect and leave it behind Some may think we are master of the animals But the animals have mastered themselves Something people still haven't learned War and abuse make me hurt for the world But a rescue
What Neopet Are You?
If I were a Neopet... I'd be an Acara!Acaras are a playful bunch that love to live by the sea.Their favorite pastimes are diving for hidden treasures off the coastline and playing Gormball on the beach.Which Neopet are you? Visit to find out!
Feel Like Crying
I feel like crying Cause I see my brother falling down Tears upon his face As his body hits the ground Remembering the old times When we used to hang Snuffin' bitches up and down Cause him and me, we were the same But nothing seems to be the same He thought it was a game Now I've got the blame Because my boy had no shame Bullets have no heart When it penetrates your brain And it takes to a place Where you've never been before You can't come back because somebody slammed your door Look around the floor cause I know you see fire Hope to God for mercy And next time don't be a liar Be for real, 'cause a real compa never dies Now I know who love's me Just by looking at their eyes Life has treated me so bad son Sometimes I look happy, Sometimes I look sad I feel frustration, bringing to my blood some elevation I'm cursing at the devil 'Cause the devil brought temptation To my brother and now he's dead, there is no other Salem's in the house So bitches run for
Short Story - Renaissance Loves
is now complete in my "Sensual Pleasures" blog series!! See blog posting, Renaissance Loves for the story itself. Enjoy!! Kat
I've entered a contest... I need tons of pic comments!! You can comment on it as much as you want.. the more the better!!! please.. take a minute to do so for me??? I love you all!!! THANK YOU!!!
My Stripper Song
Your Stripper Song Is She Wants to Move by N.E.R.D. "Her off beat dance makes me fantasize (Her curves) She's sexy!!" You are 100% sex appeal. As simple as that.What Song Should You Strip To?
Two Little Girls Playing With A Ball In The Garden.
Two little girls playing with a ball in the garden. The ball rolls under a nearby bush. One of the little girls crawls under it to get it out. Unfortunately it's a thorn bush, so she gets a thorn stuck in her finger. Crying, she runs indoors shouting "Mummy mummy, I've got a thorn in my finger - get some apple juice!" Mum says: "But why do you want apple juice - wouldn't a bandage be nicer?" The little girl says: "Well, I was playing with Rosie, and her big sister says that whenever she gets a prick in her hand she puts it in cider."
Just found CT not too long ago and am having fun so far. I get to take sis back to airport tomorrow. Soon I also will be embarking to Hawaii. I just hope she has found some nice spots out there. Can't wait to start boogieboarding again. =^.^=
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Stripper Song
Your Stripper Song Is Closer by Nine Inch Nails "You let me violate you, you let me desecrate you You let me penetrate you, you let me complicate you Help me I broke apart my insides, help me I?ve got no Soul to tell" When you dance, it's a little scary - and a lot sexy. What Song Should You Strip To?
A 78 Year-old Man
A 78 year-old man came into the Doctor's office and complained of being tired. The Doctor asked if he'd done anything unusual lately. The man said, "Well, Wednesday night I picked up a 20 year old secretary, went back to her place, and nailed her 3 times. Thursday, I met a 19 year old waitress at the diner and we went out to Lover's Rock and made love 4 times. Friday, I went out with an 18 year old friend of my granddaughter's and we ended up making it in the back of my Ford. Saturday I was lured into a motel by 17 year old twins..." The Doctor said, "That's absolutely astonishing. But with all the dangers of sex these days, I hope you took proper precautions..." "Of course," the old geezer replied, "I game 'em all phony names..."
I Need Lot's Of Comments...
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My Dr. Appointment
I went for my check up this morning and as always it took forever. I got there at 9 am and then sat in the waiting room until 9:30 then they called me into the examining room and I sat there until 10:15 or so. The Doctor came in and asked how I was and then he fussed at me because I gained 12 Lbs in 3 months. He also told me I needed more exercise and to eat healthier. He tells me that every time I go. Then they decide to do blood work for cholesterol so I sat there for another 30 minutes until they called me in to take my blood. I told the nurse that I was afraid of needles and she looked at me and smirked then shoved the needle into my arm, I think she tried to hurt me. Guess she didn't know that I like it rough. hehe. So now I have another appointment in 3 months.
How Many People Have My Name
HowManyOfMe.comThere are:4people with my namein the U.S.A.How many have your name?
A woman was distraught because she had not dated in a long time. Her doctor suggested she visit a Chinese sex therapist, Dr. Wang. Upon entering the examination room, Dr. Wang said, "OK. Take off your crows." The woman did so and stood naked before him. "Now," Dr. Wang said, "get down on your knees and craw very fast away from me to the other side of the room." She got down on all fours and crawled away from him. "Now craw back," he said. She did as he asked. Dr Wang shook his head. "Your problem is very bad. You have Ed Zachary disease. Worst case I ever saw. Thats why you dont have dates." Confused, the woman asked, "What is Ed Zachary disease?" Wang replied, "Your face rook Ed Zachary rike your ass."
Studio Time
Well I went back to the studio today now that the holidays are over and I had time to take a break from recording and writing for the new album. Started working on a new song today because I was inspired by someone to write this. I am truly blessed to have met this person here for she has filled the void in my heart. Friends? yes. the future who knows. But now its time to get back to the recording now. Also I'll be getting that east coast tour planning started by the end of the month. Looking forward to meeting some of you on that end of the world. Thank you for the requests to play in that area so I'll be talking with my manager to see about getting some shows there and if time stop and visit instead of just doing a gig then heading out to the next town/state. either way it will be fun and kick ass to be back on the road once again!!!! so if wish for me to come tear your town up, then let me know so I can get the stuff in order with my manager.... Until then I'll see you on the
3 Of My Divorce
Beloved Deceitful wretch The deceitful wretch telling me lies Thinking them to be a comforting disguise Counting upon my gullibility Believing that through them I can not see Telling me lies of love and our content Acting as if it was heaven sent To be there always by my side Yet in the shadows the wretch does hide Pretending that I dont know what is real Acting as though it cares how I feel Yet doing to me all that is wrong Tears fall with the words of the sad song Knowing that I know deep in my heart Soon we must split forever apart Turmoil in the eye of a storm made of lies To let it pretend longer is most unwise For a foundation so weak can never stand All passing away like the shifting sand Leaving nothing worth even bringing to mind It is the way of bad things left behind Better to clear the way for love so real One who will not deceive and cares how I feel One who does not hide in the shadows of lies One who shares their heart without need to di
Demand An Apology For President Bush's Comments About Wicca
We the Undersigned demand an immediate and public apology from George W. Bush concerning his demeaning, bigoted comments concerning the legally recognized religion of Wicca (sometimes called Witchcraft). Every citizen in the United States has the unalienable right to religious freedom, as long as religious customs do not harm others. Wicca is NOT devil-worship; it does NOT use animal or human sacrifices; it does NOT promote cultism; and it does NOT seek to destroy the Christian church. It is a peaceful religion centered around love and respect for other human beings and for Mother Nature. Therefore, we demand that our voices be heard; Wicca is a valid religion, and should be treated as such. Discrimination and bigotry will not be tolerated. President Bush, we are waiting.
~~ Baby Contest On Ct Updates~~
~~ Okay since my man's contest is not going to happen i want to do " The Most Cutiest Baby On CT". So to everyone that has a Baby pic to enter just send the link to my inbox and i'll put the baby in the contest. Contest starts on 1/4 thur 1/12 at 10 p.m. Good Luck to all! ~ Maria ~
New Here
Because Tony Batman and Powder on KSEX talked about Cherrytap over and over again I decided to create a profile. I don't blog on this kind of site that often, but, I do have a blog that I post on regularly: MY Random Thoughts Blog I like to blog about random things, whatever comes to mind at a given time actually. I haven't really had much time to browse around Cherrytap much, but as someone who joined xpeeps but hates it because that site is reallllllllllly slow.. this place looks great.
HowManyOfMe.comThere are:6,417people with my namein the U.S.A.How many have your name?
Fucking Tards
Fuck Myspace!!!
You know, myspace has pissed me off more than once, but they really did it this time. They deleted my fucking profile! WTF?!?! I didn't even have any revealing pics on my profile, specifically because they've been known to delete them. That is such fucking bullshit! Ever since they started letting minors on that site it has sucked. Anyone on here who is on myspace should delete their account and boycott the stupid fuckers.
Showers For The Sexes!!!
(Part 1: HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN) Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks. Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown. If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas. Look at your womanly physique in the mirror make mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc. Get in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone. Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins. Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean. Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner. Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red. Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash. Rinse conditioner off hair. Shave armpits and legs. Turn off shower. Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower. Spray mold spots with Tilex. Get out of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small country. Wrap hair in su
Now I am sitting back wondering just how much more I can take... my mind, my body, and my soul? How long will it take to get tired enough to say thats enough and leave and never look back. But I am tired, so tired that I dont even know how to try to get out. My life is turning into nothin... all the hard work seems like its for nothing. I have many friends who love me for who I am and that should be enough... but I feel so lonely! I feel like no one understands what I am going through or just doesnt care. I am so fuckin tired of explaining myself... giving reasons for the choices that I make and it shouldnt even matter. Where did I lose myself and become this other person? Was it when he hit me or was it when he beat my ass? I couldnt really say at this point but I do know that the woman you see today is not the woman I used to be. I am someone else and I want the old me back! I will be her again! The bitch who dont stand for shit! No man will ever do to me the things that have been do
Today At Work
So one of Max's friends came through the drive-thru today. Mama Jay I think is his display name. But yeah. So he ordered his food. He asked if McDonalds sold cigarettes, and when Alicia told him no, he got attitude and was like "I've never been to McDonalds before." WHATever!! So he was all like, "How much is it?" And we told him to drive up. He practically threw his credit card at me, and it took a second for me to get the screen up for credit cards, and under his breath he said "Can't work a fucking cash register?!" Oh my god. I fucking hate prissy ass fags like that. So I threw his credit card back at him, and told Alicia we should spit in his food. Ugh. But I had a good laugh after that. So, thank you Mama Jay, or whatever. You're the biggest asshole fag on earth.
Peace Quotes
If we are peaceful, if we are happy, we can smile and blossom like a flower and everyone in our family and our entire society will benefit from our peace. It is not by going out for a demonstration against nuclear missiles that we can bring about peace. It is with our capacity of smiling, breathing and being peace that we can make peace. ~ Thich Nhat Hanh The first peace, which is the most important, is that which comes within the souls of people when they realize their relationship, their oneness with the universe and all its powers, and when they realize that at the center of the universe dwells the Great Spirit, and that this center is really everywhere, it is within each of us. ~ Black Elk Better than a thousand hollow words is one word that brings peace. ~ Buddha Every day the most important thing I do, is to make sure that there is a smile on the faces of my children. That is why I work so hard and that is what I live for. ~ Mr. Hung Phan All works of love are wo
wel; i thought thigs could not get aney wores my liek is turned to shit al of a sudden cuz my bos s is an ass all i do is bbiut my ass at worok andnow i am going to be let go on the 15 i get told this 3 days befre xmass so my xmass was hott o shit and i just hat ever thing the ways it going and ya well enough a bout me
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Your Passion is Yellow You're a total sexual shape shifter. You possess a complex sex drive and are very adaptable. Of all the colors, you are the most likely to be bisexual. While you the most passionate, you are very open minded. What Color Is Your Passion?
I Am Not A Mechanic....
Good evening everyone! Sorry for being late getting to this, but the oldest boy was replacing the brakes on his wifes cousins car and needed help. Seem brakes on a VW are a combination of American and Japanese technology. American cars you basically push the piston back into the calipers, Japanese, you screw them back in. VWs have to be pushed and screwed in. Of course he did not have the special tool to do this, so we had to improvise. He messed with 1 side for 3 hrs, dad got there and we were done in 40 minutes. This is why I did not become a mechanic Well that and all the dirt in the cracks in your have and the constant spell of motor oil. Work was good today, couple of small problems, nothing serious, or something that the lower level people should have handled. The Hawaiian coworker showed up today with Christmas gift. See works from home, but always brings a few of us goodies. Some kind of cookie dipped half way in different chocolates. Chocolate covered ma
Naughty Horoscope
Aries (March 21- April-19) LIVES for head massages. ANY part of their head: Lips, Eyelids, Eyes, Tongue, you name it! Aries also likes to fuck in public places during business hours. You need to be open minded with an Aries...If you don't feel like being duct taped to a wall and beaten with live ferrets: Tell Them. Be warned! IF you don't want to be kinky, don't be with an Aries. If you say 'No' too often to them you may lose them as a lover forever. Aries Idea of Heaven Is: Participating in live sex shows for money. Having their favorite human toy win first place in a pony boy/girl race. Fucking as an art form on display in a gallery. They secretly crave to be strippers or Annie Sprinkle. Aries LIVES to be jealous...they also like to coordinate other people fucking. Secretly desire to be fluffers. Aries owned a Violet Wand before it was popular. They are also Sadists. The best gift to give an Aries is designer colored nylon rope in their favorite color. They live to tease and tor
Pick your birthday month and read it, then repost with whatever you are... JANUARY=PIMP Loves to chat. Loves those who love them. Loves to takes things at the center. Inner and physical beauty. Lies but doesn't pretend. Gets angry often. Treats friends importantly. Brave and fearless. Always making friends. Easily hurt but recovers easily. Daydreamer. Opinionated. Does not care to control emotions. Unpredictable. Extremely smart, but definitely the hottest AND sexiest of them all FEBRUARY=SMART Abstract thoughts. Loves reality and abstract. Intelligent and clever. Changing personality. Attractive. sexiest out of everyone.A real speed demon. Has more than one best friend. Temperamental. Quiet, shy and humble. Honest and loyal. Determined to reach goals. Loves freedom. Rebellious when restricted. Loves aggressiveness. Too sensitive and easily hurt. Gets angry really easily but does not show it. Dislikes unnecessary things. Loves making friends but rarely shows i
He Passed Away
my dad passed away on newyears eve at 10:41. at home with my mother and I. i watched him take his last breath. the funeral was today. my 17 yr old son gavin said a few words from his heart in front of everyone at the service. was very proud of him. I downloaded 2 songs to play there also. they were called(Once in a Lifetime Love) and (Remember When) by Alan Jackson. At the cemetary we had a man come to let doves loose. the first dove represented my father and the man brought it around for everyone to touch. then he let it fly. after that he played a very touching song called(You Lift Me Up). then he let the rest of the doves loose. Across from the cemetary was a hill where my dad was born. I guess thats where they lived. The doves flew right for that hill. It was amazing and the most beautiful thing i have ever experienced. It gave us a feeling that he is ok:)
Not Till....
Not Till.... I had you standing naked in front of me, as I walked around you.. slowly dragging my finger tipz along your waist, looking in your eyes as your eyes watched mine.. Before stopping behind you..I lightly kissed your sholderz, As I pulled your armz behind you, tyin' a silk scarf around your wristz, winding it up your fore amrz, tying it tight at your elbowz I turned you to face me, kissing you hard and deeply, before flicking and dragging my tongue down you chest to your perky nipplez, dragging them between my teeth I tease your nipplez somemore before going along your stomach, sucking and kissing all over it... I move and turn you away from me, bending you over a table covered in egyption soft sheets.. Spreading your legz, pulling 2 vibez from my stash, as i kneal behind you licking and sucking on your soft pussy lipz.. I tease your pussy with the smaller vibe as my tounge swirlz and glidez from your clit to your asshole, flicking and pumping into it.. I f
Rough Sex
Rough Sex DON'T READ THIS IF YOU'RE EASILY OFFENDED: Body: Body: DON'T READ THIS IF YOU'RE GONNA GET OFFENDED: A hug leads to a kiss...a kiss leads 2 a finger...a finger leads to a a hand...a hand leads to a lick...a lick leads to a suck...a suck leads 2 a fuck. So tell me how many people are you gonna hug after you heard this cuz sex is like math...u add the bed...subtract the clothes...divide the legs...leave your solution...and pray you dont multiply! Send this right after u read it, something good will happen at 2:25 tomorrow. Get ready for the biggest shock in your life!! Whoever breaks this chain will be cursed w/ relationship problems 4-10 years. If you send this in 15 mins. your safe. Something good will happen tonight at 11:11pm. This is not a joke...someone will either call you or will talk to you online. Giving .........head....... massages the jaw....while burning 32 calories. Swallowing foreign body juices is actually like taking vitamins and it whitens yo
What My Middle Name Means
Write in your middle name and next to each letter write what it means according to the alphebet!!!! C: Silly H: good personality, looks, and a great kisser R: Fucking Crazy I: Great in bed S: Easy to fall in love with T: Loyal to those who I love I: Great in bed A: Like to drink N: Like to drink lol, that sounds about right ;) A : you like to drink. B : You like people. C : You are really silly. D : one in a million. E : loves to be kissed. F : You are dead sexy. G : You never let people tell you what to do. H : You have a very good personality,looks and a very good kisser. I : Great in bed. J : People Adore you K : You're wild and crazy. L : Unbelievably great in bed. M : best kisser ever. N: You like to drink. O: awesome kisser. P : You are popular with all types of people. Q : You are a hypocrite. R : Fuckin crazy. S : Easy to fall in love with. T : You're loyal to those you love. U : You really like to chill. V : You are not judgemental. W
Tickle Me Elmo
TICKLE ME ELMO There is a factory in Northern Minnesota which makes the Tickle Me Elmo toys. The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arms. Well, Lena is hired at The Tickle Me Elmo factory and she reports for her first day promptly at 8:00 AM. The next day at 8:45 AM there is a knock at the Personnel Manager's door. The Foreman throws open the door and begins to rant about the new employee. He complains that she is incredibly slow and the whole line is backing up, putting the entire production line behind schedule. The Personnel Manager decides he should see this for himself, so the two men march down to the factory floor. When they get there the line is so backed up that there are Tickle Me Elmo's all over the factory floor and they're really beginning to pile up. At the end of the line stands Lena surrounded by mountains of Tickle Me Elmo's. She has a roll of plush red fabric and a huge bag of small marbles. The two men watch in amazement as she cuts a little piece of f
What Is It That I Love ?
if asked why i love her i would say its the sway in her hips the thickness in her thighs its the lust in her lips the love in her eyes its the softness of her skin the silk in her hair its the twist in her walk its the sweetness in her talk its the way she loves me that makes me love her each day thats is what i would say
Feeling Patriotic?????
Try this one on for size! WOULDN'T IT BE GREAT TO TURN ON THE TV AND HEAR ANY U.S. PRESIDENT, DEMOCRAT OR REPUBLICAN GIVE THE FOLLOWING SPEECH? My Fellow Americans: As you all know, the defeat of Iraq regime has been completed. Since congress does not want to spend any more money on this war, our mission in Iraq is complete. This morning I gave the order for a complete removal of all American forces from Iraq. This action will be complete within 30 days. It is now time to begin the reckoning. Before me, I have two lists. One list contains the names of countries which have stood by our side during the Iraq conflict. This list is short. The United Kingdom, Spain , Bulgaria, Australia, and Poland are some of the countries listed there. The other list contains everyone not on the first list. Most of the world's nations are on that list. My press secretary will be distributing copies of both lists later this evening. Let me start by saying that effective immediately,
Im In My First Contest, Pls Help!!!
hi all in my first contest, not sure why?? but somebody asked me too and love to help. so if u like i have pasted this and bombs away. thanks all [ photo: 440680726 ]
The Flame
I sit here in the night and i see the flicker of the candle..It draws me in closer and closer....its flames seems to ignite something in me....what is it about this flame that is so inviting....i know if i touch it i will be burned...yet, there is such a warmth that comes from it...such a beckoning I get closer and the flame seems to get bigger...i am nervous. should i reach out and try to capture this flame? should i see if it will go out? it bids me closer and closer....i take my hand and slowly let it get nearer the flame....i feel the heat from it but i do not care....i must touch this flame...i must feel its head tells me that it is dangerous, i no longer care....i must have this for myself.... Closer, and closer i get to this flame....I can almost reach.......
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You Are Eggnog Rich, sweet, and probably a little drunk. Everyone who knows you tends to get a little fatter. What Holiday Food Are You?
First Survey Of 2007
Body: 70 Questions to End the Year. 1. Are you in a relationship? no 2. Do you hate more then 3 ppl?maybe 3. How many houses have you lived in?a lot 4. What is your favorite candy ?turtles 5. What is your favorite food?italian 6. Have you ever tripped someone?yes 7. Favorite Summer trip this year?camping in the woods 9. Do you own a Britney Spears CD?no 10. Have you ever thrown up in public?yes 11. Name someone that's ALWAYS on your mind. depends 12. What is your favorite music genre? a lot of different stuff 13. What is your sign?Pisces 14. What time were you born? 11:45 pm 15. Do you like beer?yes 16. Have you ever made a prank call?yes 17. What is the most embarrassing CD you own?none 18. Are you sarcastic?who me 19. What is your favorite color?all colors 22. Spring or fall?spring 23. What is your favorite color to wear?black 24. Pepsi or Sprite?mountain dew 25. What color is your cell ph
I Need Leaders To Step Up...
Top CT Family Leaders. Now that families or groups are being well do they function together? Let's find out!!!! Rules Must be the leader of the family with your Family Logo on the pic. You may comment bomb yourself No putting down other families Submit link to your picture in a private Message to me RedMex ~Dark Princess of Eternal Night~@ CherryTAP 5. This contest will begin as soon as the great CT leaders step forward...... Check here for pics of the leaders Great CT Leaders Prizes 1st Place 2nd place 3rd place Good Luck to all as always RedMex THE dark princess of Eternal Night
~~ Baby's Contest Is Open Now ~~
~~ Okay since my man's contest is not going to happen i want to do " The Most Cutiest Baby On CT". Contest starts on 1/4 thur 1/12 at 10 p.m. Good Luck to all! ~ Maria ~
Hypothetically If You Were Point A, And Theoretically If I Was Point B,we Would Be, We Would Be Frantically Melting Into One Massive Point
I don't know what I want. I don't know why I push people away. All I crave is love, yet my heart is so harden. I feel so completely fucked up sometimes. I really don't understand my actions at all.
Rip Doughboy!
SAD NEWS Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community. The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71. Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain Crunch. The grave site was piled high with flours. Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded. Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times he sti ll was a crusty old man and was considered a positive roll model for millions. Doughboy is survived by his wife Play Dough, two children, John Dough and Jane Dough,
Why God Why
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Hello. I Am Retarded.
I am a social retard. So don't get all weird on me if I deny your request for... whoa! Did you see that thing? That was amazing! *wanders off*
~~>>hillary's First Night As President
>>HILLARY'S FIRST NIGHT AS PRESIDENT >>in January 2009 >> >>Hillary Clinton gets elected President and is spending her >>first night in the White House. She has waited so long....... >>The ghost of George Washington appears, and Hillary says, >>"How can I best serve my country?" >> >>Washington says, "Never tell a lie." >>"Ouch!" Says Hillary, "I don't know about that." >> >>The next night, the ghost of Thomas Jefferson appears... >>Hillary says, "How can I best serve my country?" >>Jefferson says, >> >>"Listen to the people." >>"Ohhh! I really don't want to do that." >> >>On the third night, the ghost of Abe Lincoln appears... >>Hillary says, "How can I best serve my country?" >> >> >> Lincoln says,? >> >> >> >> >> >>"Go to the theater ." >> >> >>
A Butterfly?
Have you ever just taken the time and looked at a butterfly, seen its in all it beauty and just wondered what would it be like to pull its wings off one by one and eat it? Fooled Ya! Burp!
~~ Sex ~~
Name: > > Age: > > Current Location: > > Eye/Hair Color: > > Height: > > Ethnicity: > > Sexual Orientation: > > Size of penis/breast: > > > > WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN THE OPPOSITE SEX?: > > > > Age: > > Eye/Hair: > > Height: > > Ethnicity: > > Body Type: > > Whats your favorite part of a guys/gals body?: > > > > EASY QUESTIONS: > > > > What kind of underwear R U Wearing? > > Have you ever given/received a lap dance? > > Ever watch a porno? > > Ever made someone think you were gonna have sex but didnt? > > Are you into ass smacking? > > Are you a Virgin?: > > When did you lose it? > > How was your first time? > > If you had a choice would you have stayed a virgin longer? > > Are you an easy O or hard O? > > Ever meet someone off the internet for sex? > > How many dates does it take to get into your pants? > > Do you like dirty talk? > > (girls) Does size matter? > > (girls) Whats the biggest you had? > > Smallest? > > How do you wear your pubic h
For everyone that knows me, the all can verify that I am a mature adult, at the age of 20. For everyone that doesn't know me, like you should,you should realize that I am more mature then most of the people that I know. For that being said, for anyone that still doesn't understand how mature I am. I seriously think I am ready to have a child of my own. When my father, was my age. He got my mother pregnant with my older sister AJ. My father had no clue what he was doing. He had no prior experience with children at all. So, when Aj was born, he was dumbfounded. Me on the other hand, has had plenty of experience with children of all ages, even new borns. One of my girlfriends Tiffany Bell, used to babysit for a lady that worked with her mom. Jordan (6) and Bailey (4) were the children Tiffany babysat. I would go over and help a few times a week, to expand my knowledge about children. I was told numerous times and by several people, that I would make a great father at my age. I have bee
Hey Everyone!..My Lil Sis (real sis) Has Been On CT For Awhile Now..She's Been Gettin Pretty Bored Lately...Shes A Super Cool Girl..Shes Just Like Me With The Same Sick Sense Of Humour!...Plz Take A Sec To Go Leave Her A Few Photo Comments...Fan Her/Rate Her...Whatever You Like..She Will Return The Fav!! Just Tell Her That I Sent You. Thanks Lovlies x0x0x -Ash oxNicolexo@ CherryTAP
What I Want
OK FOR THOSE OF YOU WONDERING THIS IS WHAT I WANT I want a woman, who will let me be the man will let me open doors will let me pull out her cdhair will let me demand respct for he will speak her mind but let me take care of her knows what she wants, and doesn't play games Likes to be smothered, likes to be hugged likes to be kissed likes to be cuddled likes to be protected does not drink too much does not do drugs doesnt mind a really jealous man doesnt mind a showoff kind of man likes to be treated as a lady if you think you are this then comment
*hippie Chick*
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Join The Exxonmobil Boycott
Hi! I just sent an email to ExxonMobil to let them know that I will not buy ExxonMobil gasoline unless -- and until -- ExxonMobil abandons its lobbying efforts to open the Arctic National Wildlife Refuge up to harmful drilling and takes meaningful action to curb global warming, to invest in renewable energy, and to pay for the damages done by the Exxon Valdez oil spill in Alaska. Go to It's time to hold ExxonMobil responsible for putting corporate profits over protection of wildlife and wildlife habitat. Please join me in boycotting ExxonMobil!
The Human
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*jason Piper.. 2a T!!*
++LINKIN PARK: HIT THE FLOOR++ There are just too many times when people try to put their trust in me Wondering when I think of you well I protect you out of courtesy Too many times that I held on but when I didnt you push away Afraid to say what is wrong and right, afraid to say what I need to say Too many things that you say about me when Im not around You think you have the upper hand and you got to put me down Well I got so many sad thoughts of you its about as much as I can stand So I wait till the upper hand is mine One minute youre up top (you better not want to draw) Making a rough start (just before you hit the floor) One minute youre up top (you better not miss a shot) Making a rough start (you think you won) And then its all gone So many people like me that put so much trust in all the lies So concerned with better things and just say what we feel inside So many people like me walk on eggshells all day long All of those and all they want is to feel
Chili...omg This Had Me Cryin And My W00t Snorted Lmao
This is too funny! If you can read this whole story without laughing then there's no hope for you. I was crying by the end. Note: Please take time to read this slowly. If you pay attention to the first two judges, the reaction of the third judge is even better. For those of you who have lived in Texas, you know how true this is. They actually have a Chili Cook Off about the time Halloween comes around. It takes up a major portion of a parking lot at the San Antonio City Park. Judge #3 was an inexperienced Chili Taster named Frank, who was visiting from Springfield, IL. Frank: "Recently, I was honored to be selected as a judge at a chili cook-off. The original person called in sick at the last moment and I happened to be standing there at the judge's table asking for directions to the Coors Light truck, when the call came in. I was assured by the other two judges (Native Texans) that the chili wouldn't be all that spicy and, besides, they told me I could have fre
Can't Find It
makes me a lil upset i can't find a good song to listen to maybe i just listen to music to much who knows any sugestions?
A Year In Review?
Well once again, it's time to put something out there. It's been several weeks since I have. I had originally thought the best way to throw out a good blog would be to do a sort of wrap-up of 2006, and a list of goals for 2007... Then my brain actually turned ON and I said to myself... "Why bother?" Let's face it, 2006 was just like any other year. Babies were born, people died, and life went on for the other 98% of the people in the world. Good times were had, bad times were had, so what's the use of rehashing it all in some sort of symbolic representation of what amounts to a simple accumulation of days that make up a Gregorian Calender Year. So we did things we maybe wish we hadn't done, and could take back. We had some bad experiences that we wish hadn't happened, but what ever, they happened. Let's not be completely down on the year though, because there were definately good points too. Accomplishments, events of good fortune, good times had with friends, whatever, there wer
*i Can't Believe I Fell For His Game!*
++FIONA APPLE: SLEEP TO DREAM++ I tell you how I feel, but you dont care. I say tell me the truth, but you dont dare. You say love is a hell you cannot bare. And I say gimme mine back and then go there - for all I care. I got my feet on the ground and I dont go to sleep to dream. You got your head in the clouds and youre not at all what you seem. This mind, this body, and this voice cannot be stifled by your deviant ways. So dont forget what I told you, dont come around, I got my own hell to raise. I have never been insulted in all my life. I could swallow the seas to wash down all this pride. First you run like a fool just to be at my side. And now you run like a fool, but you just run to hide, and I cant abide. I got my feet on the ground and I dont go to sleep to dream. You got this head in the clouds and youre not at all what you seem. This mind, this body, and this voice cannot be stifled by your deviant ways. So dont forget what I told you, dont come aroun
So I've decided that 2007 is going to be my year. There is so much that I would like to accomplish. I want to get my school going, find a job, get a place, and most of all, see the love of my life - Scott. These past couple years have just flown by, it seems as if I simply blinked and they were gone. I want this to be the year I always remember. I want to make a difference in someones life. I want to make new friends and travel the world. I'm so glad that I have someone in my life pushing me to do the things that mean the most. I couldn't do it without him. I love you baby.
Driving Me Crazy
What drives me crazy???? You at the moment seem to be driving me crazy.... I am going to start off all girlie on you, What drives me crazy!!! It is a beautiful man inside and out, A friend and a great lover. I want you to woo me, bring me flowers just because, spend the night doing nothing at all, or take me out, and show me off, I can be a princess.. Be a little old fassion, open my door. Call me just because you want to hear my voice, even if it is 5 times a day. Show me a wonderful smile that lights up the room, that makes me smile when i see it, Lips that are so soft that I can't stop kissing them. Eyes so truthful and kind that I can share everything with them. A mind so open and beautiful that thinks I am wonderful even when i am not my best. A beautiful heart that loves my mind, body and soul..
Da Da Da Dum, De De La Dee Da
I'm not a big fan of these things, I've got one on another site that I abuse, but I'll try to post thing on here. It's been a quiet day, somewhere in between tolerably warm in the day, to toe curling cold. In need a spot to cuddle up under my blanket with movies and Coca Cola. I had no idea what to name this diary thing, so I threw in the name of someone I care about a lot and what she's doing now. I've been trying all day to figure out where to take my brother out tomorrow, as it will be his last day of vacation. The way it's going, we're just gonna end up in our favourite TGI Friday's, having lunch, drinks and laughing alot. I'll not complain about that! I'm so very tired right now, I'm really ready to pass out, but still got 2 more movies to watch and some episodes of Death Note. As far as first diary entries go, this really stinks lol! I wonder if anyone ever reads these things? Hmmm we'll find out sooner or later. xoxoxox
Da Da Da Dum, De De La Dee Da
I'm not a big fan of these things, I've got one on another site that I abuse, but I'll try to post thing on here. It's been a quiet day, somewhere in between tolerably warm in the day, to toe curling cold. In need a spot to cuddle up under my blanket with movies and Coca Cola. I had no idea what to name this diary thing, so I threw in the name of someone I care about a lot and what she's doing now. I've been trying all day to figure out where to take my brother out tomorrow, as it will be his last day of vacation. The way it's going, we're just gonna end up in our favourite TGI Friday's, having lunch, drinks and laughing alot. I'll not complain about that! I'm so very tired right now, I'm really ready to pass out, but still got 2 more movies to watch and some episodes of Death Note. As far as first diary entries go, this really stinks lol! I wonder if anyone ever reads these things? Hmmm we'll find out sooner or later. xoxoxox
*i'm Worth So Much More Than What I Let Him Put Me Thru*
++MISSY ELLIOTT: TEARY EYED++ [Verse 1] You're the reason I don't trust no one And I don't love no one From the places I've come Sad songs I've sung All the times I've been stung For you bring the worst out of me (HOLLA!) And I can't down these tears I've cried The heaviness inside Left me so petrified Tried ta keep love alive But I became too tired Cuz you bring the worst out of me (Eh, eh, eh, ehehay) [Refrain] I wish I could change the way things have gone And start life anew and now maybe once again I don't know when and where but sumthin must've went wrong And all I have to say....... [Chorus] Is when I sing this song I get so teary eyed Cuz you get under my skin Can't let you suck me dry I was gonna marry you, have kids for you, stay true to you, live life wit you But look what you've done to me (meeeeeee) [Verse 2] And I compromised all my time And rearranged my life To make sure you was fine Cuz our love was on the line And I became s
A Simple Act To Help 29,000 Children Every Day.
According to UNICEF, 29 000 children die every day from preventable causes, like malaria, measles and diarrhea. It's an outrage, and it doesn't have to be that way. Take action. Member states of the United Nations, including the United States, have agreed to eight Millennium Development Goals. Goal #4 is the reduction of child mortality, specifically reducing the under-five mortality rate by two-thirds by 2015. Yet, we are not keeping up our end of the bargain! Tell Congress to keep its promise. We know how to save the lives of millions of children a year with an integrated package of low-cost, high-impact interventions including insecticide treated bed nets to fight malaria, immunizations for childhood diseases like measles and tetanus, antibiotics to cure pneumonia, and clean water to prevent diarrhea. Goal #4 is achievable - but only if member states of the United Nations stand by the commitments they've made. In order to save children's lives, our nation needs to renew
Two Fleas
> Subject: Fw: 2 fleas > > > > > > > Two fleas from Detroit had an agreement to meet > every > > winter in Miami for a vacation. > > Last year when one flea gets to Miami, he's all > blue, > > shivering and shaking, damn near froze to death! > > The other flea asks him, "What the hell happened > to > > you?" > > The first flea says, "I rode down here from > Wyandotte > > in the mustache of a guy on a Harley." > > The other flea responds saying," That's the worst > way > > to travel. Try what I do. Go to the Metro airport > bar. > > Have a few drinks. While you are there, look for a > > nice stewardess. Crawl up her leg and nestle in > where > > it's warm and cozy. It's the best way to travel > that I > > can think of." > > The first flea thanks the second flea and says he > will > > give it a try Next winter. > > A year goes by.... When the first flea shows up in > > Miami he is all blue, and shivering and shaking > again. > > Damn near froz
Help Me Stop A Wolf Massacre.
I just took action to prevent the worst wolf massacre to occur in the lower 48 states in decades. I hope you will, too. It's easy to help. Just go to the website below to take action: Sometime this month, the U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service is expected to release a proposal to strip wolves of crucial Endangered Species Act protections across most of Wyoming and de-list wolves in Idaho, where the state is poised to kill up to 75% of the wolves living in the Lolo district of the Clearwater National Forest. This proposal could allow the use of aerial gunning and other lethal control methods to kill as many as two-thirds of the wolves in Wyoming and as many as 54 of Idaho's 65 wolf packs! Please help me save these magnificent animals. Urge the head of the U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service, Dale Hall, to maintain federal protections for gray wolves by sending him a message at the website below:
This Sucks
I just found out today my company is going to iraq this year sometime after being home 4 months from afghanistan, and now gotta go back that sucks ass.
Relationships & Saying No
What A Kiss Means!!!!!
WAT A K!ZZ MEANZ! +Kiss on the stomach = Im ready +Kiss on the Forehead ="i hope we're together forever" +Kiss on the Ear = Your my everything +Kiss on the Cheek = "We're friends" +Kiss on the Hand = "I adore you" +Kiss on the Neck = "we belong together" +Kiss on the Shoulder = "I want you" +Kiss on the Lips = I love you" What the gesture means... +Holding Hands = "we definitely love each other" +Slap on the Butt = "That's mine" +Holding on tight = "i don't want to let go" +Looking into each other's Eyes = "i just plain love you" +Playing with Hair = "Tell me you love me" +Arms around the Waist = "I love you too much to let go" +Laughing while Kissing = "I am completely comfortable with you" --Advice-- + Dont ask for a kiss, take one +If you were thinking about someone while reading this, you're definitely in Love. --Requirements-- +Post this again after reading!! Or you will have a bad year of Relationships. If you LIKE, LOVE, OR MISS someone right no
* Outside The Box *
Thinking Outside the Box means viewing reality as patterns locked in time based on the scicnce and math that create our reality. Our consciousness exists, in part, inside the box - the physical plane or frequency. Conscious awareness is evolve out of the box in the alchemy of time. The boX = 'X' - XBox - Xbox 360=Completion - the hourglass='Z' 12=1+2=3=third dimension - 3D 12 spiraling cones around 1 source = 13 = 4=4th dimension = time Forming grid programs of eXperience - MatriX - Tricks - Trickster - Duality 'X' - As is above, So is Below - Emerald Tablets of Thoth=Hermes Trismegistus Hermes The Magician - Magic - Tricks Magi - Christ Consciousness Grid Thoth the ancient Egyptian Scribe who wrote our program Emerald = Alchemy - Emerald City = OZ - The WiZard Alchemy Wheel of Consciousness based on the spiraling patterns of Sacred Geometry = SG = StarGate = Wheel of Karma = Alchemy Wheel which spirals us back to source and is linked with the center - Eye of
Hi Cherries!!!
Hi to you all my cherries friend. I would like to know how was you New years!! My was pretty wicked and fun!!! Jeannie
Vemont Residents-good Luck!
Vermont medical marijuana improvement bill introduced The Vermont Legislature reconvened yesterday, and a coalition led by Sen. Dick Sears (D-Bennington) introduced S.7 -- a bill that will improve Vermonts current medical marijuana law. If you are a medical marijuana patient who does not currently qualify under the medical marijuana law or who finds the plant limits insufficient and you are interested in helping to expand the law, please contact Zane Hurst by e-mailing Your legislators need to hear personal stories from patients who are facing arrest and imprisonment solely for treating their illnesses. S.7 will add serious conditions that cause nausea, wasting, chronic pain, or seizures to Vermont's medical marijuana law. Currently, only patients suffering from cancer, HIV/AIDS, or multiple sclerosis qualify for the medical marijuana program. Additionally, this compassionate legislation will increase the amount of usable marijuana and the number of plants that
Round & Round
Round & round again back to the begining from the end .Bending as far as I can how much more do I have to take before I break. I take another breath & hope to awake from this place. There is no end & there is no begining just round & round again.
Vote For Me Please
I do not advertise many contest lol, never really won any, but hell this is for new outfits so i would like to win to show them off for you. Would you please go by and click the 10 and thats all thank you so much I will do any favor that you need to kisses
Who Loves
who love me? i love yall i love u, u love, with a great big hug and something and forgot. im in love.
Penis Game
This is called the penis game. Think of a title of a movie. Change one word to penis. REPOST IT! If you dont repost this, the guy/girl you love will break your heart and never love you again! John- Penis Almighty Brett- Penis Impossible 3 Ashley- Penis Dolittle James-Penis at the Gates
What's My Lust Sign?
good lord i am so stressed i feel like ummm walkin off a short pier? ha no i jus feel like rippin my hair out and screamin!!! i have so much to do in so lil time....hell im 28 but i feel so dayum old cuz i have all this stress on mii...u kno when am i gunna jus be able to sit back and say "hey glad its u and not mii!" LoL i gotta figure out wtf imma do wif my car either fix it or say to hell wif it but i need it to get to and frm work and shyt! dayumit it mus be nice to be drivin a new car while mii and my kids dnt have a reliable vehicle...shows how much others think of u huh? yea hence da reason y i am hateful well not hateful but so fawkin mean to ppl now a dayz cuz they want u to be there for them but god forbid sumfin happens to u and they say oh well not my problem this is y i stay to myself now. this is y da bitch has returned...but i dnt expect yallz to understand y i am da way i am.....well i can say this i rang in da new yr wif my family and we were all smilin for once...i me
I appreciate you I'm sorry That I was raised with respect; not to sleep with you when you were drunk I'm sorry That my body's not thin enough to "satisfy" your wants I'm sorry that I open my mouth and told you how I felt, and am not a player like most guys my age are I'm sorry That I'm not a dime or fine enough to be "your guy" I'm sorry That I am actually faithful; not fucking everybody I'm sorry I don't have a car to come see u everyday I'm sorry I like to spend quality nights at home cuddling with you, instead of at a club I'm sorry I would rather make you wait then just make love to you on the first couple of dates like some random guys. I'm sorry That I am always the one you need to talk to, but never good enough to date I'm sorry That I always held the feeling in and at parties you always went with another guy that was thin and fine I'm sorry That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new
A Blonde
Amy, a blonde city girl, marries a Wyoming rancher. One morning, on his way out to check on the cows, the rancher says to Amy, "The artificial-insemination man is coming over to impregnate one of our cows today. I drove a nail into the two-by-four just above the cow's stall in the barn. You show him where the cow is when he gets here, okay?" So the rancher leaves for the fields. After a while the artificial-insemination man arrives and knocks on the front door. Amy takes him down to the barn. They walk along long row of cows and when she sees the nail, she tells him, "This is the one....right here." Terribly impressed by what he seemed to think just might be another dizzy blonde, the man asks, "Tell me ,little lady, how did you know this is the cow to be bred?" "That's simple; by the nail over its stall," Amy explains very confidently. Then the man asks, "What's the nail for?" She turns to walk away and, with complete confidence, says, "I guess it's to han
~~ Things I Like But Never
Rough Sex DON'T READ THIS IF YOU'RE EASILY OFFENDED: Body: Body: DON'T READ THIS IF YOU'RE GONNA GET OFFENDED: A hug leads to a kiss...a kiss leads 2 a finger...a finger leads to a a hand...a hand leads to a lick...a lick leads to a suck...a suck leads 2 a fuck. So tell me how many people are you gonna hug after you heard this cuz sex is like math...u add the bed...subtract the clothes...divide the legs...leave your solution...and pray you dont multiply! Send this right after u read it, something good will happen at 2:25 tomorrow. Get ready for the biggest shock in your life!! Whoever breaks this chain will be cursed w/ relationship problems 4-10 years. If you send this in 15 mins. your safe. Something good will happen tonight at 11:11pm. This is not a joke...someone will either call you or will talk to you online. Giving .........head....... massages the jaw....while burning 32 calories. Swallowing foreign body juices is actually like taking vitamins and it whitens yo
Plz Help Me Out In The Mr Cherry Tap Usa Contest
plz come comment bomb me
Descending Tears
Descending Tears Descending tears Raving delight Darkening fears Roving night Fires forest burns Lamps oil sweetly smells Shadows twist and turn Nightmares unleashed from hell Waking dreams Walking sleep Mirror gleams Angel weeps Frozen in wake Imprisoned tread Ground tremors and quakes Spirits descend from the web Lackluster peace Wandering pain Seeking east Whom shall I blame? Astral once pleasure Addiction to death Spirits treasure Oblivions test No more shall I leave Only here to roam Turned to stone The Astral now is home
Subject: Fwd: CREATION NEVER HEARD CREATION EXPLAINED THIS WAY BEFORE !!! FUNNY! In the beginning, God created the Heavens and the Earth and populated the Earth with broccoli, cauliflower and spinach, green and yellow and red vegetables of all kinds, so Man and Woman would live long and healthy lives. Then using God's great gifts, Satan created Ben and Jerry's Ice Cream and Krispy Creme Donuts. And Satan said, "You want chocolate with that?" And Man said, "Yes!" and Woman said, "and as long as you're at it, add some sprinkles." And they gained 10 pounds. And Satan smiled. And God created the healthful yogurt that Woman might keep the figure that Man found so fair. And Satan brought forth white flour from the wheat, and sugar from the cane and combined them. And Woman went from size 6 to size 14. So God said, "Try my fresh green salad." And Satan presented Thousand-Island Dressing, buttery croutons and garlic toast on the side. And Man and Woman unfastene
Who Was Your First?
Hit The Road Jack!
Get ready! We just got official word this evening. WE ARE HEADING OUT ON THE ROAD IN FEB! Drop by our little orange "DEMAND IT" button on our page and request a stop in your town so we can come visit you! Hope all is well this evening. We're stoked! First Stop: Texas Our manager calls it home and he wants us to do some shows local just for him. Awww... he loves us! So, if you are in TEXAS. DEMAND IT! Troy
You Might Be A Yankee If...
1. You Dont Know What A Moon Pie Is 2. You've Never had Grain Alcohol 3. You Think Okra Is From Okrahoma 4. You Eat Fried Chicken With A Knife & Fork 5. You've Never Been To A Zoo That Featured A Cow Or Chicken 6. You Dont See Anything Wrong With Putting A Sweater On A Dog!! 7. Two Generations Of Your Family Have Been Kicked Out Of The Same Prep School In Connecticut.. HELL... You're A Yankee If Two Generations Of Your Family Have Even BEEN To A Prep School! 8. You've Never Planned A Vacation Around A Gun & Knife Show 9. You Think Your Money Should Go To Important Scientific Research At Your University Instead To The Salary Of The Head Football coach 10. You Dont Have Doilies And You Certainly Dont Know How To Make One 11. You Get Freaked Out When People On The street Talk To You 12. None Of Your Fur Coats Are Homemade I'm Sure I Am Leaving Out A Lot.. But Cant Think If You Have One.. Add It To A Comment! :o)
Not Here Very Much Lately
I am sorry for not getting in touch as I usually do It has been hectic around here But I promise LOL I am back and will Get my butt back into the swing of things
You Probably Won't Like This But Oh Well
Alrighty so I'm bored, as usual, so I've decided to write about some of these retarded ass pictures I see people use on here. This will probably offend some of you but I really don't care. I'm bored and this is what I have to say. First are those annoying as fuck pics that change from a normal one to some animal or shit like that. Because about 90% of the time, the person using it is ugly as hell and is trying to make themselves look better. Then you have those chicks that post extreme angle pics that show off their seemingly large boobs. But when you go to look at the rest because you think you've come across a good looking girl, it turns out to be some...rather large chick...for lack of a less offensive term. GAH I hate that. And you've got the people that use badass pics that aren't of a person and you think ok, maybe they're cool and you go to the page and it's some old dude or chick. WTF M8? What's also annoying is reading nothing but X-Rated comments on some chick's pics. Nobody
Queens By Blood
QUEENS BY BLOOD We are all Queens in our own rights. We are the actresses of the world. We are the dreams and fantasies of many men. We are mothers, lovers, sisters, mistress, daughters, whores, angels, temptress, We are the women that fills mens needs, and the one they leave, when they succeed. We are the Blood of the Goddess, the mother of life. We are The mother of love and protection, The lover of intimacy, The sister of understanding, The mistress of lust, The daughter of kindness, The whore of sex, The angel of forgiveness, The temptress of eroticism. We are Queens of life, all by Blood. Another one of my deep in thought creation!
The Single Flaw In Women
The One Flaw In Women By the time the Lord made woman, He was into his sixth day of working overtime.An angel appeared and said, "Why are you spending so much time on this one?" And the Lord answered, "Have you seen my spec sheet on her? She has to be completely washable, but not plastic, have over 200 movable parts, all replaceable and able to run on diet coke and leftovers, have a lap that can hold four children at one time, have a kiss that can cure anything from a scraped knee to a broken heart -and she will do everything with only two hands." The angel was astounded at the requirements. "Only two hands!? No way! And that's just on the standard model? That's too much work for one day. Wait until tomorrow to finish." "But I won't," the Lord protested. "I am so close to finishing this creation that is so close to my own heart. She already heals herself when she is sick AND can work 18 hour days." The angel moved closer and touched the woman. "But you hav
The Scorpion Kings Sexual Nickname
Darrel's sexual nickname: "Purple-Helmeted Warrior of Love" Take this quiz at
5 Jan 07 - Friday
5 Jan 07 - Friday 1779 Zebulon Montgomery Pike explorer (Pike's Peak) 1855 King Camp Gillette inventor (safety razor) 19-- Kelly Nickels rock bassist (LA Guns-It's Over Now) 1923 Robert L Bernstein New York City NY, publisher (Random House) 1923 Sam Phillips musician/record company founder (Sun) 1931 Robert Duvall San Diego CA, actor (Great Santini, Taxi Driver) 1949 Chris Stein Brooklyn NY, rock guitarist (Blondie-Heart of Glass, Call Me) 1954 Bryan Hitt rocker (REO Speedwagon-Keep on Loving You) 1969 Marilyn Manson singer/musician 1899 Start of Sherlock Holmes adventure-Charles Augustus Milverton (BG) 1919 National Socialist Party (Nazi) forms as German Farmers Party 1933 Calvin Coolidge 30th President (1923-29), dies in Northampton MA at 60 1943 George Washington Carver famous American agricultural scientist dies at 81 1949 President Harry S Truman labels his administration the "Fair Deal" 1956 Elvis Presley records "Heartbreak Hotel" 1959 "Bozo the Clown" live
I know I made a lot of [[mistakess]] - **disappointmentss** .. && ((failuress)) .. But I promise youu that there is a part of me worthh -keepingg- smile for the camera you look so pretty when youre pretending everything is okay And without hope you would lose everything because without hope you are nothing . forget your troubles they are all in the past. && the people that hurt you ; they were never meant to last. I Can`tWaitForever;; my heart can`t continueing breaking for somthing that will never be. Jealousy is just a way of telling someone you care too much to let them go. i'm always the friend, never the girl I`m giving up on love `cuz love has given up on me
what a bummer. i lost my job today... becuz of attendance.... yea it was my fault but it still sucks...makes me feel like crap......
I Appreciate You
I appreciate you I'm sorry That I was raised with respect; not to sleep with you when you were drunk I'm sorry That my body's not thin enough to "satisfy" your wants I'm sorry that I open my mouth and told you how I felt, and am not a player like most guys my age are I'm sorry That I'm not a dime or fine enough to be "your guy" I'm sorry That I am actually faithful; not fucking everybody I'm sorry I don't have a car to come see u everyday I'm sorry I like to spend quality nights at home cuddling with you, instead of at a club I'm sorry I would rather make you wait then just make love to you on the first couple of dates like some random guys. I'm sorry That I am always the one you need to talk to, but never good enough to date I'm sorry That I always held the feeling in and at parties you always went with another guy that was thin and fine I'm sorry That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new
The Southern Truth Behind Them..
Yankees- We Know Em' When We See Em' And So Do You! White Trash- Its The Way You Act...Not Your Socioeconomic Standing. Rednecks- No Shirt, No Shoes, No Service But Plenty Of Bawdy Kick Ass Humor! Sports Teams- It Doesn't Matter If You Haven't Played In A Decade..We Are Still Mad At The Game From 1962!! Fans Of Sports Teams- They Bring It On Themselves Cheerleaders- Nuthin' But Beauty Queen Wannabes.. (I Was One But.. I'm Just Sayin!!) Garden Club Ladies- So Prim But Ohhhhh So Dirty! Marriage- You Had Better Laugh Or The Stress Will Have You Pushing Up Daisies With The Garden Club Sooner Than You Think! Country Club Ladies- Life Is Nothing But Tennis, Bridge,Dining And WHINING!!!!! Politicians- Anyone Fool Enough To Run For Office Deserves What They Get!
10 Ways To Ruin A Romantic Moment .
1. During lingering eye contact; say, WOW! you really do I look like my brother. 2. After he give you an expensive necklace just because, squeal giddily, then ask if he got a gift receipt. 3. Instead of saying I Do, Yell Deal! and pump your fist at the crowd. 4. When he plans an uber-romantic night out roses, limo,dinner, express your glee by taking camera-phone pictures of every step and immediately texting your best pal to describe what he's doing now. 5. If he snuggles up to you and ask Could anything make this night more perfect ? Say, Ice cream, and make him go buy a pint. 6. During postdeed cuddling, pry his arms from around you and mutter. Oof, you never used to be so mushy all the time. 7. When he bringflowers, fake sneeze and say you're allergic to anything less than $4 per stem. 8. As you're both getting undressed, give him elevator eyes and ask if he ever gets self-conscious about his womanly hips. 9. Before you accept anything he proposes, ask to
My Little Lovenia
this the only pic that will upload at this time.... I hope u all enjoy her pic. she's my Mini-schnauzer, my baby girl.
Show Me Some Love Plz
=== 'Your CT Casanova' spewed forth the following at '2007-01-03 09:41:59'.. > > > JUST TAKE A SEC AND VOTE FOR ME,, 1 VOTE 1 COMMENT.. PLZ?
And There We Stood
Holding your face I had to say goodbye It was time to go home But if I could take the look in your eyes, I would And there we stood An event captured by time itself I give you one last kiss goodbye I see your eyes and you want it to last forever I wish it would And there we stood The power of your smile The power of mine Holding your waist I say nothing, but we sense a thousand words And there we stood The hug for forever The goodbye never meant The promise of one more time And there we stood If only to feel your love... Letting our souls fly We shared the moment We floated above it all The whole world below us, and there we stood In the moment that would never be forgotten.
Bf/gf Application
WOULD YOU... [_] go out with me? [_] go out with my best friend? [_] go out with my dog? [_] let me frisk you? [_] film a movie with me? [_] knit a rug with me? [_] take a shower for me? [_] be my bf/gf? [_] let me fling u into the road? [_] not stalk my home for a night? [_] Would you let me sleep in my own bed? [_] would u only sing with the car windows rolled up? [_] re-post this for me to answer your questions? [_] let me give your piggy bank a ride? [_] Come pick me up at 3 am because my other psycho bf left me at a roadside diner because he was to drunk to remember me? [_] Lock me in your closet and only show me to your close friends? [_] lick my car? [_] dance around a bonfire naked? [_] let me make you go into debt? [_] do the housework while I supervise? [_] not tickle me to death? [_] let me tickle you to death? [_] stick up a bank for me if i was broke? [_] play strip and paint my bedroom walls with me? [_] say yes if i asked you to go away? [_] get
I Go On Air Saturday
Thats right I will be going on air saturday for show stoppin radio at 11pm central 12 am eastern.I hope to see my friends in there for my premiere.Come join me DJ Madness this saturday.
Pleasure App
PLEASURE APPLiCATiON 1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Favorite position (s)? 4. Do you think i'm hot/sexy? 5. Would you have sex with me? 6. lights on or off? 7. Would you have to be drunk? 8. Would you take a shower with me? 9. Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 10. Would you leave after or stay the night? 11. Do you like cuddling afterwards? 12. Condom or skin? 13. Do you give Oral pleasures? 14. Do you like to receive Oral Pleasures? 15. Have sex on the first date? 16. Would you kiss me during sex? 17. Do you think I would be good in bed? 18. Three sum? 19. Anal yes/no? 20. How many times would you like to cum? 21. Would you use me as a booty call? 22. Do you like fore play? 23. What is foreplay to you? 24. Can we take pictures of the act? 25. Will you post this so I can fill it out for you?
My Secret
My Secret Jenna P. / My Halo Is Held Up By My Horns! Its a fixation I dont do it for the pain I dont do it for the blood I do it to make sure im real To see the cells split apart is amazing I know im real when I see the blood come running out I dont do it to get attention I dont want anyone to see what I do I dont want anyone to know what I do When they find out its never fun I dont want your advice I just want to be left alone about this I wont stop for anyone Im not hurting anyone Im not cutting any major veins Im not going to die from it Just let it be Please lemme know of any thoughts on the structure please no judgements on the content of the poem
My Cock........................
Am tired of people asking to see a pic of my cock so i have relented and there is now a PIC OF MY COCK!!!!! on my photot page!! Hope your all happy now! Steve
Southern Womans Guide To Mr. Wrong
Here Are Some Sure Signs That Your Man Is Headed Down The Wrong Tracks! 1. He Calls His Mamma More Than He Calls You 2. He's Asked Your Sister, Cousin, Friend Or Recently Divorced Aunt
~~ To The People Who Enters My Contest ~~
~~ For the people who entered into my contest ~~ A contest is a place to win things by comments some of you enter and don't even care u sit there with 1 comments which is my good luck comment come on u entered to win right? well u can comment on your own pic or have friends help you out i feel so sad when i see pics in anyones contest that have one or two comments so why enter??? Thank You for listening to me. ~ Maria ~
hey whats up im new to all of this so i really dont know what to put on here so yeah if any one wants to talk let me know
Amazing.... Simply Amazing...
So, if you know me at all... you know how much close minded people make me mad. Here are grand examples of the idiots that are living among us. Example 1 Now at the school that my mom works there is a beautiful white woman who volunteers her time to help students at an after school reading program and does things for PTA. Now her son, Spencer, a student at the school, happens to be black. Now the principal of Spencers school is, so ignorant. He walks up to this mother and looks at her and says with all seriousness "Now, what color is Spencer's father?" The woman looked at him, turned around and left the building. She went to the S.I. and now that principal is on the verge of losing his job. (this was Dec 06) Example 2 I happen to have a lot of black friends here and the majority of them are males. Some have been to jail some are college students. Regardless of what these men are up to it mattered not to this police officer. This happened to be on MY side of town,
~~ Sexy Couple On Ct Contest Is Now Open ~~
~~ Sexy Couple On CT Score Update ~~ 1st place is...... with 451 comments 2nd place is...... with 9 comments 3rd place is...... with 3 comments 4th place is...... with 2 comments 5th place is...... with 2 comments 6th place is...... with 1 comments ~~ Come on couples u can do much better ~~ Comment bomb yourself if u can't find anyone to help you out. ~ Maria ~
What An Asshole!
When you occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take it out on someone, don't take it out on someone you know, take it out on someone you don't know. I was sitting at my desk when I remembered a phone call I had forgotten to make. I found the number and dialled it. A man answered, saying, "Hello". I politely said, "This is Fred Hanifin. Could I please speak with Robin Carter?" Suddenly, the phone was slammed down on me. I couldn't believe that anyone could be so rude. I tracked down Robin's correct number and called her. I had transposed the last two digits of her phone number. After hanging up with her, I decided to call the 'wrong' number again. When the same guy answered the phone, I yelled, "You're an asshole!" and hung up. I wrote his number down with the word 'asshole' next to it, and put it in my desk drawer. Every couple of weeks, when I was paying bills or had a really bad day, I'd call him up and yell, "You're an asshole!" It always cheer
Truth Or Dare (humor Me, Bishes.)
So here's the deal. You get to ask me THREE QUESTIONS no matter how crazy, or random, and I promise to answer it 100% truthfully. 1. 2. 3. (thats the truth part) Now I dare you to repost this, to see what people ask you (thats the dare part)
Texas Limo...lmao
1 Myth About Southern Women...
The Biggest Myth About A Southern Woman Is That We Are Frail Types..Fainting On Our Sofas... Nobody Where I Grew Up Ever Acted Like That!! We Are About As Fragile As Coal Trucks!!
Womans Worth!
Women have strengths that amaze men. They bear hardships and they carry burdens, but they hold happiness, love and joy. They smile when they want to scream. They sing when they want to cry. They cry when they are happy and laugh when they are nervous. They fight for what they believe in. They stand up to injustice. They don't take "no" for an answer when they believe there is a better solution. They go without so their family can have. They go to the doctor with a frightened friend. They love unconditionally. They cry when their children excel and cheer when their friends get awards. They are happy when they hear about a birth or a wedding. Their hearts break when a friend dies. They grieve at the loss of a family member, yet they are strong when they think there is no strength left. They know that a hug and a kiss can heal a broken heart. Women come in all shapes, sizes and colors. They'll drive, fly, walk, run or e-mail you to show
~ Sexy Lady Score Update....~
~~ Sexy Lady On CT Update For Scores ~~ 1st place in comments is...... With 874 comments 2nd place is...... With 221 comments 3rd place is...... with 189 comments 4th place is ...... with 91 comments 5th place is...... with 25 comments 6th place is...... with 7 comments 7th place is...... with 6 comments 8th place is...... with 5 comments 9th place is...... with 2 comments 10th place is...... with 1 comment 11th place is ...... with 1 comment ~Come on ladys u could do so much better~ Get friends to help comment bomb u comment bomb yourself..... ~ Maria ~
My Family Tree.
Lourena Cox Austins lineage (Great-grandmother): My family tree can be traced back through the Emperor Charlemagne back to 400 A.D. 14/16 of the individuals who signed the Magna Carta were ancestors. I am the 24th descendant of King Edward I (documented) Family owned castle in Leicester, England Odell Castle with the original coat of arms being a blue shield with scattered silver stars with a crescent/scimitar on top. The castle burned some years back and the stones were used to build a manor house. The original coat of arms that was on the castle is on the front of the present manor house. Our family descended from Col. John Alston who fought in the American Revolution. One of the local chapters of the Daughters of the Revolution is named after this gentleman. Grandmother belonged to Daughters of American Revolution and Daughters of the Confederacy (Grandmother was past president of both organizations. Lineage must be documented in order to become a member of th
Truth Or Dare..i'm Bored Humor Me
So here's the deal. You get to ask me THREE QUESTIONS no matter how crazy, or random, and I promise to answer it 100% truthfully. 1. 2. 3. (thats the truth part) Now I dare you to repost this, to see what people ask you (thats the dare part)
There Are Four Kinds Of Sex:
There are four kinds of sex: HOUSE SEX: You and your spouse are newlyweds and you fuck all over the house. BEDROOM SEX: You and your spouse have been married for a few years, have settled down, and only fuck in the bedroom. HALL SEX: You and your spouse have been married for fifteen years and say, "Fuck you!" when you pass in the hall. COURTROOM SEX: You and your spouse have been married for twenty years, your spouse's lawyer fucks you out of everything you've got.
Nice Drink
Here's a drink that I believe many ladies will enjoy. It's called a Chocolate Covered Cherry. Guys should enjoy it as well. Recipe: 1 jigger of Grenadine 1 jigger of Kaluha 1 jigger of Baileys Irish Creme One Manhattan glass Ingredients should be poured in this order for best results. Pour Grenadine into the Manhattan glass. Next, gently pour the Kaluha down the side of the glass to layer it on top of the Grenadine. Don't worry if some of it mixes in with the Grenadine. Last, gently pour the Baileys Irish Creme down the side of the glass to layer it on top of the Kaluha. "DO NOT" mix. Just drink it down quickly. No need to chill the ingredients. ENJOY!
News Flash
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Today has been the day from hell.... Woke up this morning to find my son standing in front of my shaking like a leaf ... pale and just fully upset .. scared the hell outta me .. come to find out .. he tried to miss a deer on his way to school and was in an accident .. Ok we can take care of this . he said he wanted to still go to school so I got him down there .. and all should be well.. Right ?? NO ..( actually just getting home from the hospital he's got wicked whiplash and a nice egg on his head poor kid ) . I get a call from my sister that one of her dogs decided to attempt his escape Thru the dog kennel . then with the whole kennel now aroudn his neck he started to make his way down the driveway ( which is about 200+ feet ..thank goodness their other dog was goin wild and they found him before he was hurt too bad .. had a few cuts n whatnot ..Im glad this day is coming to an end .. and Im feling that there may be a move in my near future like before I planned on leaving ( im expec
Sitis nam Vitae. Trapped in a life of pain and curiosity, a thirst for things we cannot have becomes us. Searching for a higher meaning, and finding only ourselves.. Should we be absolved in our disappointment? What if finding ourselves only shows that we are more then we give ourselves credit for. Life is meant for us, and we are meant for life. If we believe in the life we live as it is, a path we walk while learning who we are, and why we are here, then can't we all ascend to the next level of consciousness together? Realizing that we are not here to wonder for the meaning of life, but create it for ourselves, we should be happy with who we are and what we have. Alas, is anyone? The search will continue for most, more often then not a futile search. Our meanings must come from within. Fear misunderstanding, inward, and outwardly.
Ever Been In This Situation Before
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If I Should
If I should die tonight in my sleep No one would miss me, no one would care, And if I should slit my wrists with a knife There'd be a party, a gala, a fair. If tomorrow the world were to end And I were to die With my hand on my heart I would say, "Fuck you world and have a nice day." No one cares about the child gone wrong, The little kid sat in the corner I still hurt and I feel pain Even more than you could ever imagine. But one day I hope to find someone To love me and treat me like gold Until the day that happens I struggle through life getting old. __done by (christine)
Dont Be Shy
Hey peoples dont be shy, check out my profile, give me some tens and I'll do the same for you. I love gifts too;) IF you wanna make me popular buy me a blast, you wont regret it. Love you all Sara
Being Thirdty- Something
BEING THIRDTY- SOMETHING They call it the "Quarter-life Crisis." It is when you stop going along with the crowd and start realizing that there are many things about yourself that you didn`t know and may not like. You start feeling insecure and wonder where you will be in a year or two, but then get scared because you barely know where you are now. You start realizing that people are selfish and that, maybe, those friends that you thought you were so close to aren`t exactly the greatest people you have ever met, and the people you have lost touch with are some of the most important ones. What you don`t recognize is that they are realizing that too, and aren`t really cold, catty, mean or insincere, but that they are as confused as you. You look at your job... and it is not even close to what you thought you would be doing, or maybe you are looking for a job and realizing that you are going to have to start at the bottom and that scares you. Your opinions have gotten stronger. You
The Test
well i took it.. everyone that said it was hard didn't pay much attention or is not understanding of common I don't think i did bad.. i was actually one of the first ones done.. actually 2nd to get up and hand the test in... but all is good.. now i have to wait 10 days to find out the results.. now thats a waiting game... hopfully now things will go better at work... been a rough 2 days now i need sleep.. gotta work tomorrow.. i will be on for a little bit more and then off to bed.. much love
Firemen Heroes Who Serve Public
Doug is a great friend of mind and he wrote this in 1988 Firemen heroes who serve public There is a sinking felling inside of me today . A person I did not know died in a tragic accident last night, yet the grief I feel is like I've lost someone very close. There's a certain link a journalist develops with the people he meets on the beat. They laugh together , sometimes they argue with each other, but mostly they respect each other. When a fireman joins the department he realizes when the fire horn blares he responds. Often the fireman doesn't even know the full nature of the alarm he speeds to until he gets there. Whenever he responds, it a game of poker, except the stake he antes is his life . The firefighter doesn't know when the beam from the burning house or the wall from the collapsed building is ging to fall on him, making him a victim along with the one he's trying to save. He often doesn't know when the chemical spill he's responding t
Redneck Firefighters
Redneck Firefighters You might be on a redneck fire department if... Your department has ever had two emergency vehicles pulled over for drag racing on the way to the scene. You have naked lady mud flaps on your pumper. Your firehouse has wheels. You've ever gotten back and found out you locked yourselves out of the firehouse. Fire training consists of everyone standing around a fire gettin' drunk. You've ever been toned out on an outhouse fire. That outhouse fire was with entrapment. You've ever let a person's house burn down because they wouldn't let you hunt on their ground. At least one vehicle in the firehouse still has decorations on it from the Halloween Parade and it's January. Your personnel vehicle has more lights on it than your house has lights in it. You don't own a Dalmation, but you do have a coon dog named Sparky. You've ever walked through a christmas display and c
13 Big H8s
1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time....I know where my watch is pal, where the fuck is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is? 2. People who are willing to get off their arse to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually. 3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Fucking right! What good is a cake if you can't eat it? 4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the fuck would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? 5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No tosser, I paid 10 quid to come to the cinema and stare at the fucking floor. 6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?. Didn't really give me a choice there, did you sunshine? 7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has n
Fire Department Ranks
Fire Department Ranks Chief Leaps tall buildings in a single bound Is more powerful than a locomotive Is faster than a speeding bullet Walks on water Gives policy to God. Deputy Chief Leaps short buildings in a single bound Is more powerful than a switch engine Is just as fast as a speeding bullet Walks on water if the sea is calm Talks with God. Assistant Chief Leaps short buildings with a running start and favorable winds Is almost as powerful as a switch engine Is faster than a speeding BB Walks on water in an indoor swimming pool Talks with God if special request is approved. Battalion Chief Barely clears a Quonset hut Loses tug-of-war with a locomotive Can fire a speeding bullet Swims well Is occasionally addressed by God. District Chief Makes high marks on the wall when trying to leap buildings Is run over by a locomotive Can sometimes handle a gun without inflicting self-injury Dog paddles Talks to animals Captain Runs into building
You Know You're A Volunteer When..
You know you're a volunteer when.. You've woken up thinking your pager went off and as you look at it..., it does. You lay out your clothes from that day so if there is a call at night you can find them quickly. You carry enough in your car to extinguish a minor blaze. You spend a great deal of time explaining to your friends what it means to be a volunteer- "Yes, I'm ALWAYS on duty. No, I'm not kidding!" You can hear that the siren will go off even before your dog does. The microwave goes off and you're already out of the house thinking it was your pager... when you realize the popcorn is done. Your love ones has learned to duck and take cover when they hear the pager go off for fear of being run down. Your love ones plays the TONES just to get your attention!! You leave your spouse with a full cart of groceries, in the checkout line of the grocery store to go to a structure fire with no money or credit cards. You have ever run out of the diner
A Few Thoughts
Just before I turn in. I'm sick, so yes I am going to bed waaaaay early. I had an encounter today with someone on cherrytap that takes this shit way too seriously. I asked if they would vote for me. I wasn't spamming. I was only asking people that I have helped out before. This person bit my head off. Ok, so you don't like being asked to vote in contests. That's totally cool. But don't send me a novel about it. Get over it. It's the INTERNET for crying out loud! If you don't like spam, then most likely you probably shouldn't be on the net period. And to those out there with the cheesy pick up lines? Guess what? I got my vaccine a long time ago... I love you all!!! And YOU ALL know who you are. ***kisses*** Beer Queen
Is This Offensive????
This is the pic that someone on my friends list tagged as NSFW. I would like for the person to step forward who tagged it and tell me why. I won't get upset with the person. I don't find this pic offensive. But if the person that tagged it did find it offensive, then one simple thing. Don't look at it, or any that you find offensive. Second, if you have little children around while rating pics and you come across something offensive, leave and come back when they are in bed. I'm not trying to be mean.
My Momma
Ok so I just got off the phone with my mom and i cannot tell yall how much that woman rocks! some but most would never know that yrs back we were not the "closest" of relatives. i think that we both grew up and grew closer as we have gotten older. i think that we now understand each other much better and also realize it's ok if we are different. but for all of our differences we are really quite a lot alike. funny how that happens really. we are both strong women and we have finally grown to love, respect, and admire the other. i love her and she knows it, but i dont think she will ever truly understand how i feel about her. all i can say is she is "the shit" and i just hope that i have a tenth of what she has. the good, the bad, or the ugly, no matter i will take it. besides shes the one who gave me the nice tits and great skin. HAHAHA so as yall read this call your mom (or whatever family member you are close to) and tell her/them how you really feel about them. it will make their da
I Just Can't Say Goodbye
I Just Can't Say Goodbye Sometimes I wish I were someone else, when in reality it's supposed to be this way. Sometimes I think about you and wish you were here with me as I go through all this stuff life deals. It's like a deck of cards being dealt to me. Sometimes I look to my King for answers to the questions in my head. You know you always hear how everyone is sorry about what happened and they don't know the words to say. All I know is that somehow hurts you more inside because its like you finally realize all that's really happening and they don't understand that I just want to be alone and remember you. When you went so did part of me and although I know I can't ever get that part of me back. It seems to make me think your not really gone your coming back for me soon. I don't really understand why things turned out like this. Some people suck it up and say it was just your time to go. They all ask me if I'm doing all right but, how would they feel if
What Is A Friend?
What is a friend? A friend is someone that is true, Someone who loves you for you. Someone who is always there, Even when no one else seems to care. Someone who laughs, cheers, and cries, Who will tell you the truth instead of lies. Someone whom you find loyal, Especially through all the pain and toil. A friend may be right next door, Or it could be five hours or more. Even though we may be miles apart, Forever you will stay in my heart. It didn`t take me long to see with my eyes, That our friendship is a fabulous prize. And just remember when you can`t see me, That I am bent down on one knee. And I pray that we forever will stay, For God has blessed me in a wonderful way. That was because i have true friends in all of you .
My Smurf Name
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Salute Pics & Babyjesus' "god Envy"
Well I wont be levelling up because I refuse to give in to something that was intially created as a VOLUNTARY activity. Oh its voluntary but if you dont do it you'll be penalized? I could do a salute photo but now I'm not just on principle. Any cute pussy who whines to his majesty babyjesus gets her way and he changes rules and goes against his initial ideas. What pisses me off the most is the fact I was real enough to pay good money for a Cherry Blast a while back from my credit card which, by the way, is a common method of verification on other sites. I'd have to be pretty talented and crooked to fake a credit card. You can be sure I wont be spending any more money on this site. Nor will I be promoting it. Sure I only brought in 19 referrals but every little bit counts. But...god wannabes must play...
This N That
So the new year has started out on a weird note. I fucked my knee up 2 more times (same bad knee). So I wonder how much more damage is done than what's already been. It looks as if it may be broken internally, but I'll find out probably Thursday. I just can't believe all this stuff that's going on in my life now, and so fast. Monday at 6 pm, Adam and I have our first parenting class, Wednesday I meet back with my psychtrist, Thursday the hospital about my knee, and Friday another meeting with my psychtrist and some other people to see what kinds of antidepressants and help I should be getting treated for on my depression and my other mental bull shit. I mean at least I admit that I hve these issues, and I'm sure not the fuck proud of who I am when it comes to those issues, so that's why I'm going to the parenting class and seeking mental help for my depression and anger. A lot of people have the same issues, and just don't see that it's wrong, or they do, they're just too proud
Woman To Man...
woman to man... gently take me down. quench your thirst in sips and swallows, force your greedy desires into excited submission, and i'll submit to you eagerly. some have overthrown cities and countries with swords and guns and bombs. you overtake me with poetic speech and gesture and tenderness, and i am under your quiet command, forever....
Tear Jerker But Must Read
This is a beautiful story -- but WARNING: have a box of kleenexes handy! ** ** ** ** ** ** ** ** ** ** ** ** ** ** ** ** ** ** ** ** ** Three years ago, a little boy and his grandmother came to see Santa at Mayfair Mall in Wisconsin. The child climbed up on his lap, holding a picture of a little girl. "Who is this?" asked Santa, smiling. "Your friend?" Your sister? "Yes, Santa," he replied. "My sister, Sarah, who is very sick," he said sadly. Santa glanced over at the grandmother who was waiting nearby, and saw her dabbing her eyes with a tissue. "She wanted to come with me to see you, oh, so very much, Santa!" the child exclaimed. "She misses you," he added softly. Santa tried to be cheerful and encouraged a smile to the boy's face, asking him what he wanted Santa to bring him for Christmas. When they finished their visit, the Grandmother came over to help the child off his lap, and started to say something to Santa, but halted. "What i
This dude is going to tell me I don't know what true "Metal" is because I don't, because I fvcking HATE trivium and slipknot(aka bitchium and lameknot..and I never denied that trivium is Metal, they ARE. They're just weak.) What's REALLY going on here? Mayhap this dude's mad because a woman...a BLACK woman(well...a woman who obviously isn't 'white'.)knows more about Metal than he does? It's happened before : The security gueard for Amoeba(music store) was in denial or something...I was trying to explain to him who the Burzum dude is...he was saying Varg was never in Mayhem. And when I tried to argue that..he was just, not even willing to argue, he was THAT sure I'm wrong. I mean, he didn't even give me a chance. He just looked at me and figured I don't know shit. Well, this is just what it all seems like....I could be wrong. I hope I am.
Some Beautifully Done Memorial Sites
In this entry you will find some links to some amazing baby memorial pages. I give the families of these babies props for sharing their stories and babies with us. Please be aware that there are pics of some of these babies on some pages. Micheal's Page Tyler Branden Lotz A memorial of 5 babies Georgina Elizabeth Rosina Weeks Memorial of 5 babies Memorial of 4 babies Brianna Nicole Brittany and Jessica Mary Ann Grant Alex Grace
Eyes On The World
EYES ON THE WORLD look before you what do you see a world of natural reality city lights glistening buildings tall and framed by the light of day cars and trucks buses and vans all doing each day as the day demands here sit I among the cedar trees and pinon pine the clouds wrap beauty around beauty as the mountains peek through waves of color acroos the morning sky each man lives life as he sees fit you either press for the dollar or live for the beauty of it very few afford both money and beauty me I choose beauty the beauty that shines from above from within from the eyes of a loving soul giving to all the love I know in all of life take a deeper look see what in your world in necessity what in your life is beauteous and free share it with all you can let them see the world in which you live and the what that world teaches you to be my eyes are on the mountains and so I share with you the beauty of my world and all that I see summer rains winter snow
Seen A Friend..
Got to see you a few times this week wow I did miss seeing you over the holidays. We stay as friends, as friends we have just been one of the best I ever knew. I know how to love I know how to make friends it is just that I cannot mix those two together not yet maybe never?
I Need A Few Good Men......
A 40oz to freedom is the only chance I have to feel good even though I feel bad.
From The Scarlet To The Wolf
Shall we dance naked under the pale moonlight. You will know me by the scent of wildness, the look of surrender, the sound of your name being whispered in the night breeze. How then lover, shall I know you? I shall know you by the strength in your body, the warmth of your touch and the single black rose you carry. How do I know these things? For I have dreamed them a thousand nights, that your thoughts would meet mine, that my fears you would overcome and my doubts you would erase. How then shall I know your name? For it has been written countless times in the pages of time. For my name is woman, and you shall be called man, and our paths were destined to cross, before time itself, we were meant to love each other, on a spiritual plane, if no other. My spirit would be weak, damaged, suffering and time worn. Yours would encounter mine in a time that you are strong, powerful and filled with love for others. I praise the day we crossed paths, for that is the day I became whole, new, stong
Deep End Of Ocean Movie @ Devine Txrose's
Tonight's Venue - Round Two "The Deep End of the Ocean" Starring Michelle Pfeiffer and Treat Williams Basic Synopsis - Family is torn apart when their son suddenly disappears and the pain ravages the family for a decade. But it is upon his sudden return that the entire family must come to grips with a painful reunion of their own. Starting Time - 0:0:30 (better hurry) Snacks - Kettle Popcorn (still have some left) Soda of your choice Activities - Continue reduction of DVD cases (moving DVDs to sleeves for space optimization on the shelf) Wanna join in???? Hee hee.... ;)
Bbw Contest Help Me Out Please
Please comment bomb my pic thank you alot
Me Being Mushy Lol
As i look at the stars i see your eyes looking back at me Now i know that where ever i go you will be looking back at me So now we will never be apart as long as you are in my heart and my thoughts
~~ Baby Contest On Ct Starts Tommorrow At 12 P.m.. Noon~~
~~ Okay since my man's contest is not going to happen i want to do " The Most Cutiest Baby On CT". So to everyone that has a Baby pic to enter just send the link to my inbox and i'll put the baby in the contest. Contest starts on 1/5 thur 1/12 at 12 p.m. noon Good Luck to all! ~ Maria ~
I tried to eat dinner. I failed. I tried to be friendly. I failed. Back to square one.
Unsolicited Emails From Uk
Ohhhhhh, they are getting smoother and smoother about their emails and invading our CT emails now as well. This one just happens to live in my own city, but instead of meeting me here, he wants to send me stuff from the "UK". LOL.... Caveat emptor!! ************************************************** I just came about your contact and your brief profile through ur dating profile and I would be very interested in offering you a part-time paying job in which you could earn alot without affecting or disturbing your present job.This job would be based on contract and commission terms, it is a part-time job and it would involve quite a handful of trust and is am offer you may find very good. My name is larry ford I am a young healthy man of 48.I live in Texas, Austin Usa,Own a textiles company in London(United Kingdom) which belongs to my late parent.My company produces various clothing materials, batiks, assorted fabrics and traditional costume, Italian wedding gowns
Women's Ass Size Study There is a new study just released by the American Psychiatric Association about women and how they feel about their asses. The results are pretty shocking: 1. Only 5% of women surveyed feel their ass is too big. 2. 10% of women surveyed feel their ass is too small. 3. The remaining 85% say they don't care; they love him; he's a good man and they would have married him anyway haha
Pass The 100 Hours Agenda Petition
Pass the 100 Hours Agenda Here's a brief letter you can send to your email circle. Please send it along right away, but please only contact people who know you personally. Spam hurts our campaign. Click here to open a new e-mail and invite your friends, family and colleagues to get involved: "CLICK HERE TO SIGN" or read the message and the link is below it also Invite friends and colleagues. Or, you can cut and paste the text below into an email message: Subject: Help the new Congress start right Hi, As you may have heard, Nancy Pelosi is hoping to start off big with her "100 Hours Agenda." It's a bunch of progressive proposals, including cutting oil subsidies to invest in clean energy, getting cheaper prescription drugs for seniors, and raising the minimum wage. Naturally, the big drug companies, oil companies, and business lobbies are fighting hard to stop her. MoveOn has started a petition to Congress so we can sho
Today :)
well went out today and hung out with a friend and had fun, took pictures and relaxed , it was peacefull , been long time since i went out and had fun
The Cat
take your time and see if you can read each line aloud without a mistake. the average person cant ........this is this cat............ ........this is is cat.............. ........this is how cat............. ........this is to cat.............. ........this is keep cat............ ........this is a cat............... ........this is retard cat.......... ........this is busy cat............ ........this is for cat............. ........this is forty cat........... ........this is seconds cat......... now go back and read the THIRD word from each line from top to bottom
What Kind Of Pagan Are You?
You scored as Ecclectic Pagan. A veritable blend of all the pantheons and perhaps a dash of a few other religions as well, you're the versitile Ecclectic Pagan. You have no problem wearing an ankh while setting an offering to Herne on your alter just below your image of Hera. You don't believe in coloring within the lines, and are a bright free-thinker. While you respect the views of your fellow pagans, as far as you're concerned, religion is the sky, and there's no one about to clip your wings with lines and limitations. Ecclectic Pagan80%Egyptian Pantheonic Pagan70%Zoroastrian Pagan70%Kabbalistic Pagan65%Celtic Pantheonic Pagan55%Roman Pantheonic Pagan55%Shamanic Pagan55%Catholic (Pagan?)55%Eastern Pagan50%Norse Pantheonic Pagan (Asatru)
Gurlfriend App...
Girlfriend Application: Basic Information: Name- Age- Sexual Orientation- Height- Eyes- Body Type- Smoke- Drink- Virgin- Rate yourself 1-10- Location- Single or Taken- About you: What do you look for in a guy? Why did you and your last boyfriend break up? Would you ever cheat? What would you consider cheating? Describe the perfect date. Are you good in bed? When was the last time you cried, and why? When was the last time you were truly happy, why? What do you think about most while in a relationship? Ever loved someone who didn't love you back? Last time you watched a sunset? Do you like to cuddle? Do you like cuddling better after sex? What was your longest relationship? Do you want to get married someday? Have kids? Do you like to get naked? Do you like to party? About me: How well do you know me? What do you like about me? What's one thing you would change about me? What would we do on a rain
You Just Have To Laugh At This...........
Error: you've triggered our anti-spam trap. please stop posting the same crap over and over. ps: if you ride the short-bus and don't understand what this means, please go back to myspace. thanks! Don't you just love that? DO US ALL A FAVOUR AND CATCH THE SPAMMERS AND LEAVE US REAL MEMBERS TO DO OUR STUFF!!!!
She Blocked Me!!! Grrrrrr!
Anti Spam Message................
I don't know about the rest of you out there but i am getting sick and tired of that ANTI SPAMMER WARNING!!! when i am sending out greetings to new members....i am sure that all you out there like me who sit in front of your pc and send them out MANUALLY!!! like i do are getting pretty hacked off with the way the owners of this site seem to treat those of us that take the time out to actually greet people.So Baby jesus do me a favour and catch the spammers and leave us people that try to make your site the success it is in peace!!!!
Ok Guys, Willy Makes Themesong For Cherrytap
I am always thinking of cool things to do and since I am a musician DIVINE TELEMETRY is my band. I'm sure there would be great response to a background theme song with CherryTap Lyrics and cool voiceovers in the foreground telling ppl about the site and or just plain music and lyrics to a big band progressive rock beat 4/4 count...... don't worry it won't sound like a lounge lizard elevator music.... Lot'sa brass and strings to a lead synthesizer, and hard driving beat. Think it over, send me some lyrics you would want to hear, suggestions, and this is for real and it's for us, all of us :o) post replies hear I'll be trying to keep watching this thread. Please leave comments. Thanks much love William
Discover The Hidden Meaning In Your Name
Discover the hidden meaning in your name Elizabeth Consecrated to God : Hebrew Gentle, affectionate and tolerant you are nonetheless determined and ambitious with the ability to lead. Sympathetic and understanding you are a humanitarian who wishes to improve the lives of others less fortunate. You have a keen intellect, strong intuition and creative ideas which are always put to practical purpose. You are loved by others for your inspiring optimism and for being a genuine friend.
Comment Bombers Needed....hate To Ask, But Please!!
Me You Now!!!!
Setting here thinking of the many ways I could fuck you... I could get all nasty with you, we could do a little spanking, a little nibble here and there and a lot of noise. Tie me up, but be gentle, I might decide to tie you up next. Let me please you , you please me. Show me and I will show you, Surprise me and watch out. I like to be held as well, feeling the weight of your body pushing down on mine... Kissing each other all over do tender and gentle. Feeling every inch of your body as you work yourself into me. That wonderful sweet love making, the kind that makes you feel like you are flying through the air together. Sometime we could meet for lunch in the park or hell take the rest of the day off and meet at a hotel and just enjoy the rest of the day.. We can take a nice long shower together, you wash my back i will wash yours... wink, wink... There are many diffrent ways we could fuck each other, but the best way is....... NOW
A Joke
Does It Hurt When I Do This? A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor's office and claims that her body hurts wherever she touches it. "Impossible!" says the doctor. "Show me." The redhead takes her finger, pushes on her left knee and screams in pain. Then she pushes her elbow and screams in even more. She pushes her stomach and screams and then she pushes her ankle and screams even louder. Everywhere she touched made her scream. The doctor said, "You're not really a redhead, are you? "Well, no" she said, "I'm actually a blonde." "I thought so," the doctor said. "Your finger is broken."
We all will make them Sooner or later Some worse than others But in the end they are all mistakes I have made my first And most major already Almost lost the one I love But the love was stronger Then the anger and hurt We are still together And I know what I almost lost It will never again happen Because Inever want to lose you Or feel as if I might again This mistake opened my eyes And now all I see Is the perfect man for me And the perfect man Th have help raise my lil girl
At Work, In Jail
Just in case you ever get these two environments mixed up, this should make things a little bit clearer. IN spend the majority of your time in an 10X10 cell. AT spend the majority of your time in an 8X8 cubicle. IN get three meals a day. AT get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it. IN get time off for good behaviour. AT get more work for good behaviour. IN PRISON..........the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you. AT must often carry a security card and open all the doors yourself. IN can watch TV and play games. AT could get fired for watching TV and playing games. IN get your own toilet. AT have to share the toilet with some people who wet on the seat. IN PRISON..........they allow your family and frien
Interesting. The next time you hear a politician casually use the word "billion", think about whether you want that politician spending your tax money. A billion is a difficult number to comprehend, but one advertising agency did a good job of putting that figure into perspective in one of its releases. A billion seconds ago it was 1959. A billion minutes ago Jesus was alive. A billion hours ago our ancestors were living in the Stone Age. A billion days ago no-one walked on two feet on earth. A billion dollars ago was only 8 hours and 20 minutes, at the rate the government spends it.
He may be her father But he doesnt love her The way you do You terat her so much better Then he ever could The more you are around The more she gets to know you When she starts to talk She will think its you Who is her daddy Beacuse you are the one always there For her and me You are the one She likes best They say anone can be a father But it takes someone special to be a daddy He's that anyone But you're that someone To her you're a daddy!
You've been there for it all Even though at first youwere with her You were still there for me In a weird way Then we both were single They all wanted us to get together And I really liked you Gave you my number You started coming around more Finally we hooked up You didn't care I had a lil one Instead you love her Treat her as if you were her daddy And me like a princess They all knew it would happen Before we even thought about it Seems almost meant to be For us to be together And for ust to be by each others sides They knew it before we even thought of it!
Yummy Mommy's!!
THE YUMMY MOMMY 2 CONTEST !!! Only 16 women.YOU CAN VOTE FOR YOURSELF... First place will get a Platinum cherry & CHERRY BLAST for 1 week . Second place will get 30,000 in prizes. Third place winner will 20,000 in prizes. The contest will start JAN 15th 12am WEST COAST TIME !!!. It will run for 2 weeks OR first to 30,000 COMMENTS.YOU CAN'T HIRE ME of course. PLEASE MESSAGE IF YOU HAVE ANY QUESTIONS. > PICTURE BOMBING IS ALLOWED TOO. > > Thanks > > Christian
Only In America
Only in people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke. ! Only in banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters. Only in we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and! put our useless junk in the garage. Only in we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight. Only in we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.. Only in they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering. EVER WONDER .... Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin? Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed? ! Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"? Why is "abbreviated" such a long word? Why is it that doctors call what they do "pra
7 Kinds Of Sex
The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex. This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and you both have sex until you are blue in the face. The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for a short time and you are so horny you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen. The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for a long time. Your sex has gotten routine and you usually have sex only in your bedroom. The 4th kind of sex is called: Hallway Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the hallway you both say "screw you". The 5th kind of sex is called: Courtroom Sex. This is when you cannot stand your wife/Hubby any more. She/He takes you to court and screws you in front of everyone. The 6th kind is called Religious Sex, which means you get Nun in the morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun at night. OOPS. Don't forget the 7
Why not? I tried being rational nad all it got me was a headache. I've noticed that if I'm irrational then things tend to work out, like telling the guys at the Spirint store if they didn't give me my phone I was going to make the store a driv-through. It's great being a natural redhead...
I Got A Job
hell ya. I can't wait to start. 8/hr to start. Man, my life is getting better all the time!
Well It Has Finally Happened
after everything that has happened to me I will finally enlist into the military as of this saturday I will be formally inducted into the Navy's DEP Program (delayed entry Program) and will remain in the program for a little while I should find out my job and ship date hopefully either this sat or sometime next week so..... I'll let you all know what is happening but one thing is for sure it looks like I am destined to be a sailor hehe what a wild ride.
Birthday Love
Grr... I'm a person renowned for remembering birthdays. I'm serious -- I keep track of ALL of my real life friends' and family's birthdays and always drop them a line on their birthday. But it's too hard to keep track on CherryTap! (At least Myspace gives me upcoming birthday warnings, as long as I pay attention to them.) And it just took me a half-hour to go through just my family and a few select friends and write down their birthdays. It would take me hours and hours to go through 500 friends' pages. :( So, if you want love on your birthday, drop me a line, especially if your birthday is in the next couple months. Right now, I have, written down: Wendi/Angelkisses 1/16 Stangme 2/4 Lindale 2/23 Talkietoasta 2/26 Speedball 3/11 Amazon 3/16 Poopsiekinz 3/18 Bilicious 3/26 Will/TexanMarine 4/12 Ringling 4/12 Joecub 4/14 Anyone else in those months, please let me know, and I'll be sure to leave you some birthday love!
So He Wants To Read My Mail Now.. Pay My Bills Then Damit! Hahhaha
Dubua is trying to pull this off.. Normally I hate politics.. it makes me vomit. haha But this.. the latest fear tatic is such a waste.. Reading mail of American citizens. For cough.. security reasons.. Kinda like a random drug check. but much worse.. And before some idot states that in wwII we did that .. well those were different times. a totally different war. I doubt if my friends that are over there want to come home with half there mail read.. Let alone regular people like me. Of course there is the.. oh .. by golly.. We caught another one.. We caught some 10 year old sending off for that latest free toy off a cereal box.. threat level lavender avoided.. If you open my cable bill.. BE KIND AND PAY THE DAMN THING LOOSERS! hahhahhaha Yeah , pay all my bills since you had the stupidity to open them. Yes , I know it says 1st class letteres only.. but this is the Bush administration.. nothing applies.. its only a suggestion
For All The Army Gals Out There! Touching And Very True! I Now Know What All This Feels Like And Its Just Day One :(
FOR ALL THE ARMY GALS OUT THERE! *You complain that your boyfriend/husband has worked late all week and have barely seen him---I look forward to the two weeks a year we spend together. *You complain b/c he doesn't call you enough---My heart is thankful for the 15- second phone call I got last Tuesday in the middle of the night! *You whine to you friends about how much you miss him already because he is on a two day trip with his parents---I haven't seen him for 7 months now. *You don't fee like making love tonight because you are too tired---We will stay up all night because we don't know when it will be the last time. *Your boyfriend/husband belongs to you---Mine belongs to the government. *Your boyfriend/husband is training for his game next weekend---My boyfriend is trained to kill. *It's just not practical for you to drive an hour to see him every weekend during school---He spends $700 dollars on a plane ticket just to see me 2 days. *You hate hanging up th
Ok so here I am again blogging about something in my life, go figure, ain't it just like me to talk about myself. I've always had the thought that when it came to friends you were supposed to be there to support one another when you are down and cheer for each other when you are up. I'm coming to find out that this just might not be true. I have a few friends that I know are actually happy for me in the fact that I have someone in my life that makes me happy. Please keep in mind that I was happy before this person came along. I'm lucky enought that God granted me this man who came along after I had found myself and became comfortable with myself and he accepts me for me and doesn't want to change anything about me (at least not the core components that make up Jacque). But I also have some friends that no matter what they say I don't think will ever be happy for me. I blogged a few months back about cleaning out the bad friends in my life, maybe I didn't get them all. So I'm gonna s
This Is My Gf
Christina-xoxx@ CherryTAP
Thank You
i am writing this to all who helped my gain a level i thank you so so so much ...... Kisses and hugs Blessings
New To This- Making Friends
well... I'm not really sure what I'm doing but...hopefully you can bare with me. I'm not into getting hurt or getting backstabbed. I am in need of some solid people who are not going to judge me. I have been steered in the wrong direction quite a few times and would much rather start heading in the right direction. I am pretty easy-going and I like to think that real friends can get through anything together if they just work things through together. I've found that its pretty hard to know who your friends are but... In the end you always find out. So please people just give me a chance and help me work through this.
There is someone out there who i thought would still trust me but doesn't. Feel like they have put me in with a group of backstabbers, self centered egomaniac jack off jerkwads. I am pretty sure that i have nothing to do cause to be put there. I keep it real, dont play games with peoples hearts most of all those who i care about. So i feel im in a position to think that there has got to be something that i can do to be in the "trust" group. How ever if there is nothing that I have done to get out of the trust group then there isnt really anything that I can do to get back in. All i can do is wait and i am in a position where waiting is the hardest thing.
Fucking Pissed
so yea i hate being a 25 year old that works his fuckin ass off. i look around and see all the rest of people my age just slackin ass and making it by and i scratch my head cause wtf? i bust my ass 60 hrs a damn week and these dudes are sittin at home on their asses. bla i just work to friggin hard i guess, but i party hard too so who in CT wants a drink??
I'm In The Platinum Cherry Giveaway
There is no hurry so please stop by and leave as many comments as you like ANYTIME you like...I would really appreciate it.
The Cowboy In Me
I don't know why I act the way I do Like I ain't got a single thing to lose Sometimes I'm my own worst enemy I guess that's just the cowboy in me I got a life that most would love to have But sometimes I still wake up fightin' mad At where this road I'm heading down might lead I guess that's just the cowboy in me (2 twice) The urge to run, the restlessness The heart of stone I sometimes get The things I've done for foolish pride The me that's never satisfied The face that's in the mirror when I don't like what I see I guess that's just the cowboy in me Girl I know there's times you must have thought There ain't a line you've drawn I haven't crossed But you set your mind to see this love on through I guess that's just the cowboy in you We ride and never worry about the fall I guess that's just the cowboy in us all
For My Upstate New York Friends!!!!! - But Others Might Enjoy This Too!
If you consider it a sport to gather your food by drilling through 36 inches of ice and sitting there all day hoping that the food will swim by, you might live in Upstate New York. If you're proud that your region makes the national news 96 nights a year because Saranac Lake is the coldest spot in the nation, and Syracuse gets more snow than any other major city in the US, you might live in Upstate, NY. If your local Dairy Queen is closed from October through May, you might live in Upstate New York. If you instinctively walk like a penguin for six months out of the year, you might live, bundled up, in Upstate New York. If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance, and they don't work there, you might live in Upstate NY. If your dad's suntan stops at a line curving around the middle of his forehead, you might live in Upstate New York. If you have worn shorts and a parka on the same day, you might live in Upstate New York. If you have had a lengthy pho
Seems one of my albums vanished sometime idea how or thinking aliens. Anyways i had to redo it and upload the pics again...So all your previous comments and stuff are gone :( Sorry Feel free to re-rate them and say a silent prayer that they wont disappear again lol The Album is called *Cherry Friends Only*...if you cant see it let me know...i have redone it twice now and it seems im the only one that sees it...damn aliens x0x0x0x0x
Thins We Can Learn From A Dog
Things We Can Learn From A Dog Never pass up the opportunity to go for a joy ride. Allow the experience of fresh air and the wind in your face to be pure ecstasy. When loved ones come home, always run to greet them. When it's in your best interest, always practice obedience. Let others know when they've invaded your territory. Take naps and always stretch before rising. Run, romp, and play daily. Eat with gusto and enthusiasm. Be loyal. Never pretend to be something you're not. If what you want lies buried, dig until you find it. When someone is having a bad day, be silent, sit close by and nuzzle them gently. Delight in the simple joy of a long walk. Thrive on attention and let people touch you. Avoid biting when a simple growl will do. On hot days, drink lots of water and lie under a shady tree. When you are happy, dance around and wag your entire body. No matter how often you are criticized, don
My First Tattoo
is going to be this one.. expect it will be on my lower back...
The Only Bush Supporters Left Are Crazy Fanatics
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Story of my life Searching for the right But it keeps avoiding me Sorrow in my soul Cause it seems that wrong Really loves my company He's more than a man And this is more than love The reason that the sky is blue The clouds are rolling in Because I'm gone again And to him I just can't be true And I know that he knows I'm unfaithful And it kills him inside To know that I am happy with some other guy I can see him dying I don't wanna do this anymore I don't wanna be the reason why Everytime I walk out the door I see him die a little more inside I don't wanna hurt him anymore I don't wanna take away his life I don't wanna be... A murderer I feel it in the air As I'm doing my hair Preparing for another date A kiss upon my cheek As he reluctantly Asks if I'm gonna be out late I say I won't be long Just hanging with the girls A lie I didn't have to tell Because we both know Where I'm about to go And we know it very well Cause I know that he know
Poem - Your Touch
I lay you down on a bed of whispers, takin in ur beauty and breathing in your soul, caught in the gaze of your wonderous eyes, the softness of your lips suffocating me, the delicate contours of your face penetrating me, your eyes of fire warming my very heart, as you close your lips in passionate approval, i take your flesh into my mouth, tasting your satisfaction and opening you to all around, the subtle caress of your body against mine, awakening my senses and allowin me to breath again.
Pullin Me Back
[Chorus] Every time I try to leave Something keeps pulling me back, me back Telling me I need u in my life Every time I try to go Something keeps telling me that, me that Everything gon' be alright Every time I try to leave Something keeps pulling me back, me back Telling me I need u in my life It was meant to be You were meant for me So that means we gotta make it work [Verse 1] It was all good at first, Spending money, going shopping Eating at the finest restaurants And then from club hopping She was right thurr with me bottle popping living that life She just didn't understand my lifestyle and that I don't like We didn't have a worry in the world, got u diamonds got u pearls But I can't help it if Ching-A-Ling been attracting all the girls Baby I'm a superstar and that come wit it You got a good nigga on the side, you betta run wit it, Even though I'm on tha road doing shows, I make time for me n her, relationship to grow They tell me don't trust a woman
My Boy, J!
This is my boy, J....Go show him some cherry love, people! Show me some while you're at it. lol.
Least Romantic Things To Say
Things best not said to keep the mood romantic Least Romantic Sayings "You're The Cheez Wiz on my Potato." "Being without you is like a biscuit without gravy." "I need you like someone with the squirts needs Pepto Bismol." "You make me so excited, I just can't hold my bladder." "I wanna be close to you like a leech on an abrasion." "I want you like a dog wants a muscular leg." "You mean more to me than a Buy one, Get one Free Coupon at Waffle House." "I want you more than a Romulan wants to kill a Klingon." "I want you more than the nastiest heroin addict needs a fix from a dirty needle." "Its either you or the dog but I gotta sleep with someone tonight!"
Poem - Look
I look from these spheres of sight, catching a glimpse of the tranquil light, miles apart from the life ive seen, images of pain and self loathing, pictures of hate and inner turmoil, a life on the run from my own shadows, afraid to aproach and shaken by desire, alone in this breading ground of ill repute, judged by the ignorant and stoned by society, held in contempt for my repented sins, never forgiven yet always forgotten, i stand alone on this shelf of madness, no-one 2 gaze at the wonder within, with war and destruction in every heart, i long for your eyes to seek my warmth, to open your heart and breath me life, to see me for me and not a ghost, open your eyes for you will see!
Gots Ta Be
[Verse 1:] It's not my way, to talk to strangers But I feel like I already know you, And if you need somebody I wanna manage you, huh I can tell that you've been through some changes in your past, relationships But come on and walk through that door Cause I'm what you've been waitin for [Bridge:] Whatever's on your mind (let it out) Girl we've got lots of time (we can talk) Through all the good times and bad times I wanna be the gots ta be in your life [Chorus 1:] Gots ta be the one that makes you sad Gots ta be the one you never had Gots ta be the one that you want so damn bad Gotta be, gotta be, gotta be your everything (everything) Gots be the only one you fight Gots ta be the one that makes it right Gots ta be the one you don't like half the time (the time) Gotta be, gotta be, gotta be your everything [Verse 2:] Girl you just can't love anybody I tell you I'm the right one for you, But you gots to believe me Cause everything that I tell you is true, y
Poem - Venom
Failing life for yesterdays triumphs, chasing death for fears of tomorrow, caught in a loop of frozen resentment, doughting the goals i never concede. I relish the glory of self mutilation, defacing the bearer of honour and pride, sunk to the depths of darkness and evil, an old timber tomb of solitude and pain. The scars i wear of hurt and betrayal, I brandish my heart as proof of this life, the cold coursing flow of poisonous venom, bile and blood both clotted with time.
Being Scottish
You can properly pronounce McConnochie, Ecclefechan Milngavie, Sauchiehall, St Enoch, Auchtermuchty and Aufurfuksake. You actually like deep fried battered pizza from the chippie. You get four seasons in one day. You can't pass a chip/kebab shop wayoot slavering when your pished. You can fall aboot pished wayout spilling yer drink. You see people wearin shell suits with burberry accessories ..... pure class! lol You measure distance in minutes. You can understand Rab C Nesbitt and know characters just like him, maybe in your own family. You can make whole sentences just with swear words. You know what haggis is made from and still like eating it. You've been at a wedding and football scores are announced in the Church/Chapel. You aren't surprised to find curries, pizzas, kebabs, fish n chips, irn-bru, fags and nappies all in the one shop. Your holiday home at the seaside has calor gas under it. A big flash car has a ned at the wheel.
The Hardes Thing
We both know that I shouldn't be here This is wrong And baby it's killing me, it's killing you Both of us trying to be strong I've got somewhere else to be Promises to keep Someone else who loves me And trusts me fast asleep I've made up my mind There is no turning back She's been good to me And she deserves better than that It's the hardest thing I'll ever have to do To look you in the eye And tell you I don't love you It's the hardest thing I'll ever have to lie To show no emotion when you start to cry I can't let you see what you mean to me When my hands are tied and my heart's not free We're not meant to be It's the hardest thing I'll ever had to do To turn around and walk away Pretending I don't love you I know that we'll meet again Fate has a place and time So you can get on with your life I've got to be cruel to be kind Like Dr. Zhivago All my love I'll be sending And you will never know cuz
The Duct Tape Incident
The Duct Tape Incident Contrary to popular opinion, duct tape IS NOT good for fixing everything! ----------------------- Jeff walks into a bar and sees his friend Paul slumped over the bar. He walks over and asks Paul what's wrong. "Well," replies Paul, "You know that beautiful girl at work that I wanted to ask out, but I got an erection every time I saw her?" "Yes," replies Jeff with a laugh. "Well," says Paul, straightening up, "I finally worked up the courage to ask her out, and she agreed." "That's great!" says Jeff, "When are you going out?" "I went to meet her this evening," continues Paul, "but I was worried I'd get an erection again. So I got some duct tape and taped "it" to my leg, so if I did, it wouldn't show". "Sensible" says Jeff. "So I get to her door," says Paul, "and I rang her doorbell. She answered it in the sheerest, sexiest, dress you ever saw." "And what happened then?" "I kicked her in the face."
Dirty Rat
memories / fake memories / is all that's left of you / cuz all them times you claimed 2 be down/ you never did stayed tru / like a stray cat/ with an evil plan /you went from block ta block/ but in the end /what was left of you /was your body outline in chalk/ And to this day/ there is no remorse/ cuz you were nuttin buta dirt rat/ cheaters never win against me/ when we fightin to the death in cambat/ where are your hommies /where's your crew/ now that you aint around?/ besides tellin fake little stories 'boutchu /they jus laughed at and clowned/. ridiculed to death, /is all they'll amount to be/. you shoulda know better /then to mess with this master piece of a prodigy./ Hell Yea Nigga Im talkin about me/
The Blonde Police Officer
Blonde Police Officer A blonde was speeding in a 35 mile per hour zone when a local police cruiser pulled her over. The police officer who walked up to the car also happened to be a blonde. She asked for the blonde's driver's license. The driver searched frantically in her purse for a while and finally said to the blonde policewoman, "What does a driver's license look like?' Irritated, the blonde cop said, "You dummy, it's got your picture on it!" The blonde driver frantically searched her purse again and found a small, rectangular mirror down at the bottom. She held it up to her face and said, "Aha! This must be my driver's license", then handed it to the blonde policewoman. The blonde cop looked in the mirror, handed it back to the driver and said, "You're free to go. And, if I had known you were a police officer too, we could have avoided all of this."
Freaky Truth Bout 9/11 (u Gotta Try The Bit At The Bottom!)
1) New York City has 11 letters 2) Afghanistan has 11 letters. 3) Ramsin Yuseb (The terrorist who threatened to destroy the Twin Towers in 1993) has 11 letters. 4) George W Bush has 11 letters. This could be a mere coincidence, but this gets more interesting: 1) New York is the 11th state. 2) The first plane crashing against the Twin Towers was flight number 11. 3) Flight 11 was carrying 92 passengers. 9 + 2 = 11 4) Flight 77 which also hit Twin Towers, was carrying 65 passengers. 6+5 = 11 5) The tragedy was on September 11, or 9/11 as it is now known. 9 + 1+ 1 = 11 6) The date is equal to the US emergency services telephone number 911. 9 + 1 + 1 = 11. Sheer coincidence..?! Read on and make up your own mind: 1) The total number of victims inside all the hi-jacked planes was 254. 2 + 5 + 4 = 11. 2) September 11 is day number 254 of the calendar year. Again 2 + 5 + 4 = 11. 3) The Madrid bombing took place on 3/11/2004. 3 + 1 + 1 + 2 + 4 = 11. 4) The tragedy of Madrid
I'm Lonely
I always feel lonely.My husband is never home when I need him.He's always @ the da*n firehall.It makes me feel like he would rather be there then here with me, and it hurt's me so much.He picks his friends and the firehall over me almost every day.He dont care how I feel inside.I tell him to leave for good but he won't.I would rather be apart from him then have to keep feeling lonely.I would rather be with some one that will be there for me then always away.I miss being loved.I wish I could find some one that care's how I feel.I want to find some one that will love me.I hope some day I will find that person.
In The Middle
Well I have a wonderful female friend who I would do anything for. As long as it means she would be happy I would find a way to do it for her. She knows this and asked me to help her be with a guy who in a way she shouldnt be with. I mean she has a husband and all yet she is so happy with someone else. Yet the only way she can ever really be with the other guy is if I go along so that her husband thinks she is hanging out with me. Now Im good friends with the other guy too so its not like Im an outcast totally but in a way I am. When its just the three of us they seem to forget I am there at times which is fine until I realize that I am in the middle of something that could get really really messy. Especially seeing her husband is kinda related to me....yeah so I dont know what to really do. I have never seen her so happy with her husband as she is with the other guy but her husband is totally clueless and well to make things worse she is pregnant with her husbands baby. So I
The Annoying Wife
The Annoying Wife Would You Remarry? A husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the wife looks over at him and asks the question.... WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?" HUSBAND: "Definitely not!" WIFE: "Why not? Don't you like being married?" HUSBAND: "Of course I do." WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?" HUSBAND: "Okay, okay, I'd get married again." WIFE: "You would?" (with a hurt look) HUSBAND: (makes audible groan) WIFE: "Would you live in our house?" HUSBAND: "Sure, it's a great house." WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?" HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?" WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?" HUSBAND: "Probably, it is almost new." WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?" HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do." WIFE E: "Would you give her my jewelry?" HUSBAND: "No, I'm sure she
Proud To Be.............
Proud To Be Scottish Being Scottish is about driving in a German car to an Irish pub for a Belgian beer, then travelling home, grabbing an Indian curry or ,a Turkish kebab on the way, to sit on Swedish furniture and watch American shows on a Japanese TV. And the most Scottish thing of all? Suspicion of all things foreign! Only in Scotland can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance. Only in Scotland do supermarkets make sick people walk all the way to the back of the shop to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front. Only in Scotland do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries and a DIET coke. Only in Scotland do banks leave both doors open and chain the pens to the counters. Only in Scotland do we leave cars worth thousands of pounds on the drive and lock our junk and cheap lawn mower in the garage. Only in Scotland do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a cal
Missin Somethin
So I didnt see my baby dont even kno if he my man All I kno is that im missin the excitement of the things he be doin 2 mi with his hand Thinking back to reality I kno he aint the one for mi But I gotta admit I love the way he be makin love 2 mi
Fun Way Of Losing Weight..........
Giving .........head....... massages the jaw....while burning 392 calories. Swallowing foreign body juices is actually like taking vitamins and it whitens your teeth Having nice sex burnes 358 calories. Having rough sex [make it hurt] burns 543 calories. Take off her clothes with her consent.........................12 cal without......................187 cal Take off her Bra With two hands..........................8 cal With one hand.........................12 cal With mouth........................85 cal Put on Protection hard ...........................6 cal soft..........................315 cal Foreplay Looking for target...................8 cal Finding G spot ......................92 cal I don't F***ing care.....................0 cal Entry Holding her..................12 cal On the floor.................8 cal With Different Position Missionary..................358 cal Doggy...................316 cal lying........................286 cal stan
Yeah. So there is nothing to do and it's a thursday. Work all day and cant hang out with anyone till like 11 cuz they work nights... Well at least I know how to occupy myself lol. You know I really like the show scrubs its funny lol. Reminds me of my friends. lol
What Kind Of Vampire Are You?
You scored as Marius. You are the quiet cool. You are so mellow people are lulled into a false sense of security. When you are pissed god help anyone who crosses you?Marius100%Dracula92%Lestat67%Armand58%Louis58%Angel58%Blade58%Deacon Frost58%Spike50%Akasha50%Whose your Vampire personality? (images)created with
Learn Chinese.... (say It Out Loud)
LEARN CHINESE *~ thats not right......Sum Ting Wong ~* *~ Are you harbouring a fugitive?......Hu Yu Hai Ding ~* *~ See me ASAP.....Kum Hia Nao ~* *~ Stupid Man......Dum Fuk ~* *~ Small Horse.....Tai Ni Po Ni ~* *~ Did you go to the beach?......Wai Yu So Tan ~* *~ I bumped into a coffee table.....Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni ~* *~ I think you need a face lift.......Chin Tu Fat ~* *~ It's very dark in here.....Wao So Dim ~* *~ I thought you was on a diet.......Wai yu Mun Ching? ~* *~ This is a tow away zone......No Pah King ~* *~ Our meeting is scheduled for next week.....Wai Yu! Kum Nao? ~* *~ Staying out of site........Lei Ying Lo ~* *~ He's cleaning his automobile....Wa Shing Ka ~* *~ Your body odor is offensive........Yu Stin Ki Pu ~* *~ Great....Fa Kin Su Pah ~*
Closer... Nine Inch Nails...
Ya Know What Pisses Me Off
i just sat here and i looked at all the true friends i have, what do i mean, well you see everybody say rate me, add me, and rate my pics, ill be dammned i have over 90 friends and how many of them took the time to rate my pics, i can count on one hand how many and id gladly rate my friends as well, but damnit people dont expect me to rate your pics after the first time, if you cant return the soory if i sound rash but how many of you think the same way i do? to those who are my true friends let me know when you have a update and i'll def show you the rating and giving you the tens you deserve,
Have You Ever
Have you ever done something because you knew it was the right thing to do but later on thought you fucked up? I have recently done this but I cant understand why I keep thinking I fucked up because I know I had to do it. As Im sure many of you know I have many really good guy friends, more the female I hear about either the kind of father they are or the kind of father they think they would be. And hearing of all the things they would do with their babies and the things they would teach them makes me think I fucked up by leaving my babies daddy because now she will never really have that. I mean yeah I have a wonderful boyfriend who is great with her and if him and I stay together would make a great father figure but I know from personal experice that its just not the same as having your real father around. And I wonder if she will hate me for leaving him when she gets older the way I hate my mom for not letting me be around my father. I always said my babies would
Whats Ur Sex Type?
You prefer Passionate sex! You enjoy passionate sex. You're the kind of person that has tons of fun in the sack, and you can really get into it. Not necessarily rough and lusty, passionate sex is the kind that satisfies both your lovin' and horny needs. 'What is the best type of sex for you?' at
25 Weird Facts
1.It is impossible to lick your elbow. 2.A crocodile can't stick its tongue out. 3.A shrimp's heart is in its head. 4.In a study of 200,000 ostriches over a period of 80 years, no one reported a single case where an ostrich buried its head in the sand (or attempted to do so). 5. It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky. 6.A pregnant goldfish is called a twit. 7. More than 50% of the people in the world never made or received a telephone call. 8. Rats and horses can't vomit. 9. The "sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick" is said to be the toughest tongue twister in the English language. 10. People say "Bless you" when you sneeze because your heart stops for a millisecond. 11.If you sneeze too hard, you can fracture a rib. 12. If you try to suppress a sneeze, you can rupture a blood vessel in your head or neck and die. 13. If you keep your eyes open by force when you sneeze, they can pop out. 14. In 18 months, two rats co
Is It Just Me...
Or is this CT becoming a pick up site? I came on here to make friends and don't get me wrong I've met some really nice people. But some take it too far and put rude comments in my shoutbox like: You wanna F*** me..and in that nature. What is wrong with people? Do you walk on the street and say that to every woman you find attractive? It's just bugging me, makes you feel like a piece of meat. So do you Guy's experience the same from Women on here? I'm just curious. Well, I just needed to vent a bit. Thanks for listening. :P ~Marlies~
Big Ben People
Okay first, Ben Thank you for this player. I am putting it in my blog for all to enjoy. Now everyone if you have not been to Bens page stop by it's off the hook. Big Ben, here, shows love when shown to him, so add him or drop a message saying add me. Just stop in to say Hi, rate his pics profile comment him, he'll do the same for you. Ben is a stand up guy, you know Ser William dont do this for many people, so find out for yourself how awsome Big Ben is. It's all about cherry love here Ben Dover@ CherryTAP
U Aint Got Nuttin On Mi
He was yours for a quick minute, a second or two, But its mi that he chose to came back to. Hell naw I wasnt about to turn him away Cuz he knew how to please me all night and day. He be makin me moan like you jus wouldnt believe Cuz he be putting it on mi like he high on extacy And trust mi when I tell you I feel his love is tru he be telling mi them cute lil words more even then he use to He sayin he wants a baby Im sayin papi I aint ready But now I put it in destinys hand Cuz only the lord knows if hes meant to be 4ever my man So well see what happeneds N if hes dreams come tru Memeories is all that belongs to u
I was just thinking today how much my life has changed since last year. I have moved on to a better relationship and a better man. Someone that truely cares for me even when I am not being the easiest person to get along with (and lately that seems to be often) I was told that you hit a peak of maturity around your late 20's, has anyone else relaized this? Last year starting mid September I was a major party girl, bar hopping every weekend, driving to Grand Rapids acrossed the state to party and staying up late even on work nights and draggin ass to work everyday. Money was hard and I was really struggling. After the New Year of 06 I started to calm a little, I was again dating a guy I had dated for 6 month in 04 but it was put on hold, he went to Iraq and I went back to my abusive bf. I started spending a lot of my weekends in Bad Axe which is 2 hours NE of me to see him. As the year went on I started seeing less and less of my good friend Jen, now I see her only on my lunch hour and
A Girls First Time.........
its your first time. As you lie back your muscles tighten. you put him off a while searching for an excuse, but he refuses to be swayed as he apporoaches you. He asks you if ur afraid and you shake your head bravely. He has had more experience, but its the first time his finger has found the right place. He probes deeply and you shiver; your body tenses; but he's gentle like he promised he'd be. He looks deeply whinin your eyes and tells you to trust him - he's done this many times before. His cool smile relaxes you and you open wider to give him a bit more room for an easy entrance. You begin to plead and beg him to hurry, but he slowly takes his time, wating to cause you as little pain as possible. As he presses closer, going deeper, you feel the tissue give away; pain surges throughout your body and you feel the slight trickle of blood as he continues. He looks at you concerned and askes you if its too painful. Your eyes are filled with tears but you shake your head and nod for him
love is great when you have it, but do we ever really have love or do we just borrow it for a lil while...Does anyone ever really love us or do they only love the idea of us for a lil while and then move on to the next??? are we just here to be lessons to each other, to show each other something till we get to that next level and find the next person for a lil while...I mean what is love about??? Is it really forever or do we just want to think it is??? Is it something we want to hold on to till(we think it has died and then find the next person???) Or is it real is it something that we feel and always will that one person??? If anyone has the answer please let me know cause right now i don't know what i think about anything...To me love is fleeting something we all want, something we all want to find we think we have it we are happy for a min, and then we are lost and looking again...Is it really worth all the pain??? Is is really better to love and have lost then to have never have l
The Atheist
An atheist was walking through the woods one day in Alaska, admiring all that evolution had created. "What majestic trees! What a powerful river! What beautiful animals!" he said to himself. As he was walking alongside the river, he heard a rustling in the bushes behind him. Turning to look, he saw a 13-foot Kodiak brown bear beginning to charge towards him. He ran as fast as he could down the path. He looked over his shoulder and saw that the bear was rapidly closing on him. Somehow, he ran even faster, so scared that tears came to his eyes. He looked again & the bear was even closer. His heart pounding in his chest, he tried to run faster yet. But alas, he tripped and fell to the ground. As he rolled over to pick himself up, the bear was right over him, reaching for him with it's left paw and raising its right paw to strike him...he yelled out, "OH MY GOD!" Time stopped... The bear froze... The forest was silent... Even the river stopped moving. As a brilliant light
hey drunk and bored..if you have msn add me :D
Tell me why all the cute, sweet guys are either married OR 10,000 freaking miles away? lol Sigh...
Under 35
am i really so terrible that i don't accept friends that are under 35?
Tin can lid skin graft, artistic slash craft Hiding in marsh land miasmas Exploding with the crescendo Unbent dissention into molestation Ravens cravings, salacious drainings Depraved sacrifice, sacrificing to depravity Submit to the altar of surreality Bathe in the blood of the travesty Admire the tapestry Drag happy feet across broken glass Grace and class will pass a crass glance And get away with it Make a day of it, play with it Have your way with it Wrap me up in fleece Real friends dont say please, they dont even ask But no one is up to task of being taken from Only taking Its so hot, Im baking Sweat sliding down my back Worked into a frenzy Plenty of empty to share Knives march in pairs
December 23rd - 29th
The Human Race Is Doomed Because Of Stupidity
On a Myer hairdryer: "Do not use while sleeping". (Darn, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair). On a bag of Chips: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (The shoplifter special On a bar of Palmolive soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap". (And that would be how?? On some frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost". (But, it's just a suggestion). On Nanna's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down". (Well...duh, a bit late, huh)! On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating". (And you thought????...) On packaging for a K-Mart iron: "Do not iron clothes on body". (But wouldn't this save me more time On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication". (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5 year olds with head colds off those forklifts.) On Nytol Sleep A
Fuck Fuck Fuck!
FUCK! I aint got a fucking problem, I just love to say fuck! And I don't care who's around me, I could really give a fuck. And I don't care if you're my mother, Or my motherfucking father. I could really give a fuck now. That ain't my motherfucking problem. Oh, Yeah! I love to say FUCK when I'm driving in my car, And FUCK when I'm walking in the fucking park. FUCK you! If you don't like what I say. I love to say fuck every fucking day, Oh yeah! I love to say fuck! Yeah, I hope I don't offend you, When I say the word "FUCK" I guess you had it coming to you, You're such a worthless little fuck. And I don't care if you're my mother, Or my motherfucking father. I could really give a fuck now. That ain't my motherfucking problem. Oh yeah! "fuck fuck" I aint got a fucking problem, I just love to say fuck! And I don't care who's around me, I could really give a fuck. And I don't care if you're my mother, Or my motherfucking father. I could really give a fuck
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Random Facts
2,500 lefties die each year using products designed for righties 4,000 people are injured by teapots each year. 40% of McDonald's profits come from the sales of Happy Meals(go da happy meals) 83% of people hit by lightning are men. A butterfly has 12,000 eyes. A giraffe can go without water longer than a camel. A hippopotamus can run faster than a man. A kangaroo can only jump if its tail is touching the ground. A mule won't sink in quicksand but a donkey will. A pencil will write in zero gravity, upside down and under water. There are 333 toilet paper squares on a toilet paper roll. The world's chickens lay around 400,000,000,000 eggs each year. A person usually chews a piece of gum 5,500 times before spitting it out. A six-pound sea hare can lay 40,000 eggs in a single minute. A toothpick is the object most often choked on by Americans A whale's penis is called a dork
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Probably Leaving
With not having had much time online here over the holidays and now wanting to put even more focus into other things I probably won't be online here much. Depending how little time I actually find myself on here too, I might just end up taking my profile down eventually. We'll see what happens. Should I decide to do so, there are other avenues for keeping in touch with me should any of you (who don't already) want to do so. Who
Sex Outlook For 2007
In 2007, you will... Have sex while on stilts 'What is your sexual new years prediction?' at
Female Soldiers Needed For Heros
Which Greek God/goddess Are You?
Which Greek god/goddess are you? HermesYou are Hermes! Hermes was the messenger god.Hermes was known for his helpfulness to mankind, both in his capacity as immortal herald and on his own initiative. When Perseus set out to face the Gorgon Medusa, Hermes aided him in the quest. According to one version of the myth, he loaned the hero his own magic sandals, which conferred upon the wearer the ability to fly. Take The Quiz Now!Quizzes by
Got To Love Andy
Subject: over 40 To all my fabulous friends over 40 (or there about) :~) Hugs Ginny In case you missed it on 60 Minutes, this is what Andy Rooney thinks about women over 40: 60 Minutes Correspondent Andy Rooney (CBS) As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all. Here are just a few reasons why: A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask, "What are you thinking?" She doesn't care what you think. If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it. She does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting. Women over 40 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they think they can get away with it. Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know what it's like to be unappreciated. Wome
Life~ Or Something Like It
Ok, so this is my first blog on Cherry, Today has been a pretty shitty day and I feel like bitching about it, As I have said before on my myspace blog I hate people that are full of shit! I cannot stand a liar and I have some SERIOUS issues with people who find me to be stupid. I am far from stupid and I am sick of people taking advantage of my feelings. I wont do it to you so dont do it to me. OK, thats enough for now. I guess I might try to do this more often, I will try to make it happy thoughts next time lol. Bye ya'll, Kerri~
Links To Great Pregnancy And Infant Loss Support Sites
Below you will find a list of sites dedicated to dealing with pregnancy and neonatal loss along with a little about them below the address in parenthesis. (This is a site dedicated to the support of pregnancy and infant loss....there is memorial walls and grief info as well as keepsake ideas.) (Born Angels Pregnancy and Neonatal Loss Support) Another site to support parents through the loss of a baby at any stage of development. (Operation Angel) A Miscarriage and Child Loss Ministry http://www.pain-heartache (Pain, Heartache and Hope memorial wall) (This site is devoted to parents of stillborn babies and to inform about what stillbirth is.) (facts figures and info on stilbirth from the American Pregnancy Assoc.) http://www.stilln
Hurry Read This
America Sweetheart Movie Time @ Devine Txrose's Place
Tonight's Venue - "America's Sweethearts" Starring Julia Roberts, Billy Crystal, Catherine Zeta-Jones, and John Cusack Basic Synopsis - Hollywood's hottest couple just split up. It'll take more than special effects to reunite them. Starting Time - 0:0:30 (better hurry) Snacks - Kettle Popcorn Lean Cuisine Ham and Cheese Pockets Soda of your choice Activities - Continue reduction of DVD cases (moving DVDs to sleeves for space optimization on the shelf) Wanna join in???? Hee hee.... ;)
Money Isn't Everything Ya Know....(read On)....
Cold Mac N Cheese Outta The Pot
yup..thats me..standing alone in the kitchen after everyone is asleep..eatin my "dinner" over the sink.. what a sad sack I am. As I stood there picking at the cold noodels i began to ponder my existance. I sometimes wonder what the fuck have i done with my life? I am trapped in an insane and mundane existance... I am so ready for a change its pitifull.. But I haven't a clue where to go. I have often thought of moving far far awsy where no one knows me and i can start over with a clean slate. England.. Ireland.. Canada? But as i have never been out of the states..whats to say i will have any better luck in these locations? They say you can't run from your problems..that they just follow you. But i feel like i never get a real chance to fix them. I try and everything always just blows up in my face. I find myself resorting to burying my self in a foggy fantasy. One where i am happy.. cared for.. loved. One where i can be the person I want to be. Not this silly woman waiting o
Lol Because I Can
Eye bulletin post; because I liked it. B|L|U|E| |E|Y|E|S| People with blue eyes relationships tend to be very honest because if they aren't truly in love, then the relationship won't work. They are kind, pretty or handsome,and are pretty hot. They always fall in love with their closest friends and never understand why. They are very funny, outgoing and don't care what people think or say. They are very polite. They are very satisfying and love to please. If you repost this and you have blue eyes you will have the best kiss sometime in the next 5 days. |G|R|E|E|N| |E|Y|E|S| -Sex Addicts!!! People with green eyes have the most passion put into relationships, they have long lasting relationships. People with green eyes are also the horniest. They long for the touch of another. People with green eyes are very sexy and very attracted towards the opposite sex. You will meet the person you're going to spend the rest of your life with if you repost this |H|A|Z|E|L| |E|Y|E|S
Things Not To Say During Sex....
Just Some Thoughts...
What is the problem with people who ask sarcastic rhetorical questions? Catch a falling star and put it in your pocket. I'd strongly suggest you put on a pair of new Dockers Heat-Resistant Comet Pants first though, unless you're into third-degree burns. When technology advances enough to shrink cellular phones to the size of an actual cell, it would probably be a good idea to clone a bunch of them, because man, those things are going to be really easy to lose. Sometimes I just stare into the sun, marveling at its powers and gentle grace that warms the Earth and allows for life itself. Then I stop and think "Good God, I've blinded myself again!" If you ever decide to build yourself a house made of butter, you should try to live next to a house made of toast. That would make for a hilarious news story. You should never cry over spilt milk. Unless, of course, you are stranded on a deserted island and a magical genie shows up and offers you a lifetime of pleasure, fame, and
This Man Deserves Your Attention Ladies.
You won't be disappointed when you see what he has to offer. Ladies, ya just gotta love a guy like this. At the very least, ya gotta love looking at him. He deserves some attention for all his hard work. You'll see what I mean when you check him out. Rate him, comment, stop by and say "what's up?" Give him a holla.
Gettin Closer!!
***UPDATE ON CONTEST*** As of now I'm only around 140ish pts behind for 1st place in the contest. Thanks to everyone who has voted and shown thier support which is only a few of you out of 100+ on my list. Hugs and kisses to those of you who have been showin the luv...WOW!! Anybody who wishes to vote can go to my previous blog and click on the pic there. Thanks again and if any of you need help, you know where to find me!
Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity
Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity. 1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down. 2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice. 3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that. 4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In." 5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso. 6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Smuggling Diamonds" 7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy." 8. Dont use any punctuation 9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk 10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face. 11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go." 12. Sing Along At The Opera. 13. Go To A Poetry recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme 14. Put Mosquito Ne
Booty Call
This has got to be the greatest bulletin ive ever seen...BOOTY CALL! Please fill out the below application if you want to be a booty call for this person. RE-POST IF U WANNA SEE WHO WANTZ TO BE YUR BOOTY-CALL! Name: ___________________ Age: ____________________ Phone: (____) ____________ Occupation: ____________________ Height______ Weight______ Married(Y/N)__ Single(Y/N)___ Other_________ How often do you have sex?(check appropriate answer) Daily__ Weekly__ Monthly__ As much as possible__ How long can u last (check appropriate answer) 1min ___ 15min__ 30min__ 1hr__ all nite___ Do u like Giving oral sex(Y/N)___ Which do u prefer (check appropriate box) One on one__ Doubles__ Group___ While having sex, what do u do (check all appropriate answers) Faint__ Cry__ Moan__ Wiggle__ Twist__ Jerk about__ Pant__ Sweat___ Scream__ Hum__ Whistle__ Just lie there__ Go to sleep__ Watch tv__ Read__ Think of someone else___ Ball play______ List thr
Ok Fellas....ever Had A Hard Time Aim'n At The Toilet Bowl After A Few Too Many???? Try This, Lol....
My Letter To Dear Abby
Dear Abby, I've never written to you before, but I really need your advice on what could be a crucial decision. I've suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. The usual signs... Phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up. My wife has been going out with the girls a lot recently although when I ask their names she always says, "Just some friends from work, you don't know them." I always stay awake to look out for her taxi coming home, but she always walks down the drive. Although I can hear a car driving off, as if she has gotten out of the car round the corner. Why? Maybe she wasn't in a taxi? I once picked her cell phone up just to see what time it was and she went berserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why was I checking up on her. Anyway, I have never broached the subject with my wife. I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to really check on her.
Which Magical Dark Creature Are You?
Which Magical Dark Creature Are You? WereWolfSo you're a wolfie eh? We'll you're not only very stubborn and blunt - but youre damn hairy my friend. But hey, it works on you. You like arguing and you like being on top. Yes - that way too :-p. Teams always appeal to you when you know you can excell with them. Try to relax a little more. At the same time. You are damn sexy. Hells yes.Take The Quiz Now!Quizzes by
Update Of My Life...
i just realized i've not posted anything for quite some time... so here's what's going on in my lovely little world. right now i'm just getting over being sick, me and tommy both. lol. i went to see tommy, and he did move back with me. we came back early and the same day my dad went into the hospital with congestive heart failure. he's out now but still not doing too well. we're planning on moving back to alabama soon, just not sure when... we've been packing things slowly and cleaning up the house... while trying to keep things civil with my ex. things have been hell in that dept. he's a total ass and i can't even stand to hear his voice anymore. sometimes i wish he would just dissappear. anyways, on a happier note... tommy and i are doing wonderful, my kids love him to death. even my parents have accepted him... they've just not accepted the fact that i'm an adult and need to move on with my life. they're saying that if i move they'll never speak to me again... so i guess i'll not be
The Way I Feel
I don't honestly think I will fully understand the way that I feel. We haven't really been talking that long, two weeks at the most I would say. Yet something inside of me won't let me stop thinking about you and wont let me get rid of the want to be with you. But I have an amazing boyfriend who I love. I know I love him and that he means the world to me. All it takes is for him to tell me he loves me or that he misses me and I feel like a lil ho for the way I talk with you and think about you. You know all about him, he has no clue about you. Well I guess I cant say that, he does know I talk to you, as a friend. Which yeah we do talk as friends at times but other times we talk as if we are lovers as you sometimes say. This morning when you said my boyfriend was here and my lover was in the military I swear my heart skipped a beat or two because a lil peice of me wishes you could really be my lover. But at the same time I am afraid of that because I honestly believe if I was ever to be
Angels Of Grace
A overcast day is a day of the angels crying, the people that look down on you from above. they give you warmth to recover from the chills. they say that angels are in your mind, from the touch from a living soul that is no longer with you. with each day that passes the wings that carry them will carry you with straight, courage and determination to with stand any pain or discomfort, to open you're wings and fly with them with the air so clear, and your mind so open anything can happen with a angels shadow in the distance.
For The Ladies
How to Eat Pussy Hey, I have a lot of respect for everyone who likes to eat pussy because there are too few of you out there. And some of you who are giving it the old college try aren't really doing too well...or as well as you could be, so maybe this little lesson will help you out. When a woman finds someone who gives good head, she's found a treasure she's not going to let go of too quickly. This is one rare customer and she knows it. Remember, anyone can fuck, and those who can usually do satisfactorily, but the one who truly gives good head has got it made! Most women are shy about their bodies. Even if you've got the world's most gorgeous woman in bed with you, she's going to worry about how you like her body. Tell her how beautiful it is, tell her which parts you like best, how it turns you on...tell her anything, but get her to trust you enough to let you down between her legs. Now stop and look at what you see. It's beautiful, isn't it? There is nothing that mak
Which Guitar Are You?
Which guitar are you B.C. Rich WarlockYou are a BC Rich Warlock. Its Gothic Shape and death metal sound have gotten it a good reputation with modern distortion enthusaists.Take The Quiz Now!Quizzes by
Aha! A Happy Poem!
It's about my first love, Brad. It's SORT of happy. Hehe! *** How can I forget, the look in your eyes Whispering leaves below brisk moonlight skys And you said to me you loved me. and you said to me you cared and I knew I loved you too, but I wondered if I dared. How could I forget, I never will forget Strawberry kisses from black painted lips black painted nails upon porceline hips Sugar coated lies and blue velvit eyes memorys never really fade. Hearts formed of blood fading on skin fishnets and satin a night full of sin candles surrounded a night made from bliss when from black painted lips I stole a strawberry kiss. ** 98 I believe? **
hey peeps i got the xbox360 and i wanna get a game thats good. what should i get? any kind. RPG, FPS, any we already got The Outfit, and FullAuto.
I Am Bored As Shit.....
I am bored as hell and don't know what to do with myself, so I figure blogging might be a good start. But I never know what to write, my life is boring, I work, come home, watch my wife pole dance, yell at the kids, drink a beer and go to bed. Okay, I don't always yell at the kids, but I do have a short temper. I bought my wife a pole for her 24th birthday and she loves it, I love it too, watching her dance is awesome, she moves so well. Check out her CherryTap profile, I don't know what the addy is, but her name is sexysherry, I am sure you will find it with a search. Anyway, maybe I will think of something to write later!
Check This Out
Rough Sex DON'T READ THIS IF YOU'RE EASILY OFFENDED: Body: Body: DON'T READ THIS IF YOU'RE GONNA GET OFFENDED: A hug leads to a kiss...a kiss leads 2 a finger...a finger leads to a a hand...a hand leads to a lick...a lick leads to a suck...a suck leads 2 a fuck. So tell me how many people are you gonna hug after you heard this cuz sex is like math...u add the bed...subtract the clothes...divide the legs...leave your solution...and pray you dont multiply! Send this right after u read it, something good will happen at 2:25 tomorrow. Get ready for the biggest shock in your life!! Whoever breaks this chain will be cursed w/ relationship problems 4-10 years. If you send this in 15 mins. your safe. Something good will happen tonight at 11:11pm. This is not a joke...someone will either call you or will talk to you online. Giving .........head....... massages the jaw....while burning 32 calories. Swallowing foreign body juices is actually like taking vitamins and it whitens you
Back In School
I start my classes again tonight. Instead of both classes on one night, I have one on Tuesday and one on Thursday. Hope it works out for me. For the record, in my first two classes, I got an A and an A-. (One of the two I was one point from a perfect score.) Just thought I let ya know. Happy new year!!!!!!!
First Blog
Greetings and salutations This is a first for me. Basicaly my first blog. I never saw any use for blogging. To me it seemed worthless. Then I started reading some. You can get quite an insight on the person you are reading. This could be either positive or negative.For instance, a person to whom I have been friends with for quite some time on line, blogged. After reading several of their blogs, I came to the realisation, this is not a person I want to be friends with. I won't go into the details, let's just say I avoid this person at all costs. Haveing this experience in hand, and, knowing that every course of action has its reprocussions, good or bad, and that I may loose some friend's, I may also gain some. Haveing said this I will take this time to appologise to those I might offend. However, this is part of who I am. I am who I am, and, if you can't accept that I don't need you as a friend anyway. The decission to do this comes from years of conversation, debate and philoso
Wuts Up Everyone
Wuts up everyone. Just got this a few days ago and trying to learn it still, but still holla at me. :) Peace
What Element Dragon Are You??
What Element Dragon Are You?(Coll Pictures)Fire DragonYou Are The All Mighty:Dragon Of Fire.You Have A Strong Wisdom Of Power That Never Consists Of Failure.You Are Very Strong And Not Afraid Of What Stands In Your Path...Take The Quiz Now!Quizzes by
Well, I'll put more later. But basically what you see is what you get. I'm not that special, handsome, important, and I don't try to impress anyone. If you wanna know something just ask.
Man: Where have you been all my life? Woman: Hiding from you. Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore. Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down. Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine. Man: So, what do you do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator. Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not enter. Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Woman: Unfertilized. Man: Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services today. Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Woman: But would you stay there? Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing. Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together Woman: Really, I'd put f and u toghter
Saddened Lullaby. (i Can't Find A Happy One Yet, So There! :p )
Haha I couldn't find a happy one for you yet but this is a lullaby I wrote. It had music and everything. *** A lonesome road to wander. A saddened Lullaby. Close your eyes and drift tae slumber, Me wee lass do not cry. A thunder clap, a haunting tap, lightning flashing by Do not wake from ye blissful nap, listen to me saddened lullaby. Though the days be long, this haunting song might aid me love to sleep. Give all ye woe's, the the troubles ye know unto daylight to keep. Thee Angels are protecting ye and keeping ye from harm. All the stars that paint thee bonny sky twinkle fer me bairn The moon is snug within the arms of it's loving mother sky. And the angels sprinkle faerie dust upon me baby's eyes This lonesome road it tis not long, Though this lullaby be sad Soon me lass she will awake and tell me of the dreams she's had So drift away and slumber, close ye tired eyes and go to sleep me lassy While I sing this Saddened Lullaby. ** 1998 I believe **
I have discovered the perfect combo....rum shot (like Bacardi, not Captain's), Jelly Bellies (beware of the buttered popcorn ones.....), and club soda (I highly recommend Shasta in a can)! Yes, my friends, good things do happen, and it could happen to you! Rush out and get your's today!
well i love to talk and write.......but not alot of writeing. so if u ever get to talk to me i just have short sentences. so......yeah. that pritty much covers it....
Finally after waiting for well over a month I get a phone call from my heart specialist to find out what is in store for me....So on Jan 29th keep your fingers and toes cross that it won't be too bad on what they will have to do to me
What Type Of Sword Are You?
What Type Of Sword Are You?(((Cool Pictures))) Black Leather Functional Samurai Sword Take The Quiz Now!Quizzes by
Videos Of My Playing With Myself! This is a video of me playing with myself! This is part 2 that was taken at the same time. It was a really hot episode that the camera actually stopped recording (ran out of space) my partner had licked me till i came and I exploded big time. When he got up there was a string of my juice from his lips and chin attached to my pussy and then all over my pussy as well as a big spot on my couch. That was the first time he ever made me gush like that and it was heaven.
Please Read/photos
PHOTOS BEG, WE COMPLY! Please repost lets keep this going please(repost) date: 2007-01-03 22:31:32 Let us pray... Prayer chain for our Military... Don't break it! Please send this on after a short prayer. Prayer for our soldiers. Don't break it! Prayer: "Lord, hold our troops in your loving hands. Protect them as they protect us. Bless them and their families for the selfless acts they perform for us in our time of need. Amen." Prayer Request: When you receive this, please stop for a moment and say a prayer for our troops around the world. There is nothing attached. Just send this to people in your address book. Do not let it stop with you. Of all the gifts you could give a Marine, Soldier, Sailor, Airman, & others deployed in harm's way, prayer is the very best one. GOD BLESS YOU FOR PASSING IT ON! (repost of original by ' but somewhere' on '2006-12-19 04:58:22') (repost of original by '~*JADE_RO
New Kid
Just started, thanks to everyone for the adds!
The Leaves Are Red.
Hehe I have been writing these just like I put them down. It makes me wonder why a capitlize some of the random words. Maybe to force more meaning into them? *grins* Anyways. This has always been a fave of mine. *** A shattered toast to yesterday break the glass and watch it bleed torn reminders of broken wings a sigh of summers gone away Silver etchings on the ceiling Come to me my angel death Summers gone the leaves are red red as blood and black as being Somewhere there's an angel crying crying out for souls forgotten rotting in their fathers rage children old and young are dying ballarina's dance and spin spiders spin their webs to catch us rubber bones and plastic moulding lick the light to taste the sin Dead is done and done is dead Santa Clause has gone and frozen hero's die when their forgotten Summers gone the leave's are red. -- Samantha Simon 9/21/98 Monday.
New Kid
Just started, thanks to everyone for the adds!
Blackened Angel.
Okay this is from when I was 17. I was all wanting to die and stuff, first time I ever fell in love, you know.. all that jazz. Your average teenage angst. ** Blackened angel, Fallen angel. Left alone on this world of Broken dreams and Forgotten hope. Broken wings, crimson tears. Voice of misery and pain. Maze of feelings. Pit of sorrow. drownding in her river of tears. Alone. Touch of poisen. Eyes of flame. Mind gone crazy in a world insane. Longing to fly. To heal her wings. Wanting so bad to escape. Alone she crys. Alone she see's The misery and pain. The love and hate. Blackened knife. Wasted life. **** 1997 something ****
A Great Memorial Site....beautifully Done Please go check out this site for a friends baby girl lost far too soon. There is some great poetry and the story behind why she lost her daughter. Please be aware that there is a picture of her baby there but its very nicely done. Please give this sweet lady some love for sharing this with me and the world. Carla~Cause i am Bossy!~@ CherryTAP
Night Angels Heros
Just Say No
More rain! Thats what the weatherman on the radio said. It had been raining now for three days, and there was no sign it was going to stop anytime soon. She normally loved the rain, but it was getting very old. And driving in it at night was just miserable. The road was dark; Roxy could barely see the lines. This particular road was seldom traveled anyway, and the lack of cars anywhere, made it all the lonelier. But she knew where she was going, and there was no amount of rain that could dampen her spirits. Ron was waiting! Roxy had never before tonight met Ron. She knew him only by his words. Written across her computer screen, his passion and sensitivity was already known to her. Roxy had been "internet friends" with Ron for quite sometime. They had met on a web site, and become very close friends. At least, as close as one can get having never met someone. But tonight, was different. He was in town, just to meet her, and was waiting in a restaurant for her. Her excitement g
"the Cable Guy"
"The Cable Guy" Finally, the last stop on the route for today. He had been installing cable TV for people all day, and was glad the shift was about over. One more stop, that was all. And it should be easy; just a simple hook up in a bedroom. He knocked on the door, and a stunning brunette answered it. But he could tell this was going to be different. She was obviously not in a good mood, and did not at all seem interested in seeing him. But god, she was amazing! He introduced himself, telling her he was here to put a cable in her bedroom. She shrugged, and showed him to the room, pointing to the dresser that her husband wanted the TV on. He could not help but ask, why, with such a beautiful wife, her husband wanted a TV in the bedroom. She could only scowl, and call her husband a few choice names. She left the room, and he continued with his work. He ran the cable, hooked it up and tested it. All the while, all he could think about was how gorgeous she was. Now it was time to r
The Pool Boy
The pool boy The day was hot in southern Connecticut. everyone wanted their pools cleaned and ready to go, so that they might have a way to beat the heat. She was no different. Her kids, all visiting friends that day, she could think of nothing better than to relax in her pool, dreaming of things never tried and trying to forget regrets of the past. Of course, that she was a little horny today did not help. Maybe the cool water would take that edge off as well. When the pool cleaner arrived, she was taken back a bit. He was older than she expected, they usually sent kids out for these jobs. This man was in his 40's, and not unattractive in any way. In fact, his eyes told a story all their own. The way he looked at her; his eyes taking her in, respect for her as a person mixed with admiration of her body. Watching him work from her bedroom window, she felt a stirring inside her. She wanted him, knowing that she would not have the nerve to say so. She decided to change into her
My Pix Especially My Naughty Ones And My Salute Pic!
My pix especially my naughty ones and My salute Pic! Send them some love with ratings and comments and I will return the favor!! If u have a second.......Fan Me please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The Long Ride
the long ride It was going to be a long ride. From Connecticut to California. Who in thier right mind would drive all this way for a job interview? But, it was a nice, cool night, and Ohio was a very quiet state at this hour. He was not tired, and the radio staions were keeping him entertained with the classic guitar rock he had grown up on. He was about to start playing his "shifter guitar" again, when he saw her. A very nice looking blonde, walking along the road. She must have been in the car he saw broken down a few miles back. Well, he just had to be a gentleman, and offer the lady a ride. It was the least he could do, and besides, he could use someone to talk to, even if only for a few minutes to her stop. So he pulled over just in front of her, and waited for her to come up to the window of his pick-up truck. She came close, on the drivers side, and asked if he could give her a ride to the next open gas station. "Of course", was the only thing he could say. She was
Train Story
It was a very long ride home. The tracks streched out in front of the train as they prepared to depart. The vibration of the big deisil engine in front, just barely felt in the seat under her. The sound of the fans bringing fresh air to the cabin. Amy had left her sisters home, and was now returning to her own, as she tried to relax, listening to the soft droan of the other passengers. She had made this same trip two years ago, she remembered, dreaming about that trip. She had met a man..... He was always glad to help a freind, Arthur thought as he climbed aboard the large locomotive. This run out of Toranto was always smooth, and after checking the maintenance log for this engine, he expected no trouble. After a qick check of the gages, he jumped back down to make his final walk around the train before departure. Checking wheels, hydraulic lines, and the brakes on his way to the rear, and a walk through of the cabin coming back to the engine. A thought ran through his
The First Meeting
The first meeting It was the first time for both of them. They had been chatting with people on the internet for years, but had never met a member of the opposite sex in real life before today. And they were both in other relationships, which also added a bit of exciting secrecy to the meeting. He thought she was absolutly stunning. Her long hair, her fantasitic body, her deep knowing eyes....he knew, the first time he had seen her picture that he wanted her. What he did not know, is if she wanted him. But she had agreed to meeting him.... They had decided to have lunch, and that she would get a motel room, in case they wanted to talk afterwards. She would get the give her a sense of security. Lunch was excellent. They talked for almost an hour after they finished eating, and were in fact, asked to leave so that the table could be used for othert customers. She asked him up to the room, and he gladly accepted. He could not get enough of her comp
I Won!!!
I just wanted to let my friends, family and fans know that I won the tattoo contest I was in and I couldnt have done it without all of you. You guys were really there for me and I appreciate it so much. I got a diamond ring out of it. THANK AGAIN!
This is a poem written for me by a good friend.... -Where- Where, would you like? For me to hold you, console you In the way you like, control you Open wide, and unfold you Where, in the bed To the floor, to the shower Power in my seconds Heaven in my hours Where, on the counter On the washer, to the dryer Spin cycle in reverse My queen??? Yes, Sire!!! The question I ask is, Where??? To care, to feel Even taste that desire The sex of your appeal Where, anywhere Tell me your every fantasy Fulfilling your every erotic desire In the bliss of your ecstasy So, uh may I ask you Where??? -Pharaoh Speaks-
Soul Emotions 2
as the time surrounds me i seem to be drowning in a loss for words that continue to be heard from everyone that i know as i continue to grow into what i'm meant to be i know eventually i will have to choose though some things i will lose that are so close to my heart it is all a part of life learning to deal with this type of experience while i know i am hearing this i just want to be with the ones that i love though some may be above i will see them on day when i am on my way to final home to be with those who i have known just to have my eternal atonement
Yesterday i didnt have time to say what i was wanting to say... I am so confused why "boys" consider themselves men when they dont have the balls to tell u the truth... they seem to think that us females are stupid to think they wont be caught cheating well news flash "boys" the only females that wont catch you are the ones who dont give a fuck in the first place and are possibly cheating on you behind your back. I've had two really good men in my life so im not saying every guy is like that. but most are. this is just something i had to get off my chest like it or not dont really give a fuck..
How Well Do Ya Know Me??
yes i got bored!! lol My name: Where did we meet: Take a stab at my middle name: How long have you known me: When is the last time that we saw each other: Do I smoke: Do I drink: When is my birthday: What was your first impression of upon meeting me: Do I have any siblings: What's one of my favorite things to do: Am I funny: What's my favorite type of music: What is the best feature about me: Am I shy or outgoing: Am I a rebel or do I follow the rules: Do I have any special talents: Would you consider me a friend/good friend: Would you call me preppy, average, sporty, punk, hippie, glam, nerdy, snobby, or something else (what): What is a memory we have once had: Have you ever hugged me: Do you miss me: Do you think i miss you: What is my favorite food: Have you ever had a crush on me: If there was one good nickname for me, what would it be: What's your favorite memory of me: Who do I like right now:
01/04/07 (warning.. I Piece These Together As I Write)
I dream alot. I dream vividly. I have reoccuring characters and places in my dreams. I even tryed to map out my dream land once. Anyways.. I am going to try and remember bits of last nights dream. Main characters were my dead cat Angel, my dead cat Loco, two new cats who were longer furred like my live cat Goblin but almost all black with a green sheen to their fur. Funny thing is that those two cats started as one cat to begin with. My cousin Chrystal.. my grandma.. and I think that is all that I can remember for people. As far as I know we were at my house. The first parts that I remember had to do with my dad being over. He brought me a bunch of disks for my computer. I was all excited because I thought they were the games I used to play on his old dos one. He said they were blank though. It was a HUGE box full. I was so dissapointed. He asked to use a brush and I said I didnt have one but their were two of grandma's in the bathroom before realising that I had a brush in my
New Photos
Ok cool so now I have like a gazillion new photos up. Feel free to coment away. Most are from my 2 week vaca to DW in FL...anyways, I hope you like!
Winter Break Is Coming To A Close
I went and bought my books for the Spring semester. This semester is full of calculus, chemistry, and philosophy and of course a PE class. $309.00 on books and I am not yet ready to go back to class... I have 11 more days before my return! It's all going so quickly. Soon I wont have the time to chat or rate pics. Soon I will be back to my nose in the books and no life outside of school. That is UNTIL March!!!! Spring Break when I am headed to VEGAS!!!! Still looking at throwing a party in Vegas March 9 - 11 ... all are invited! Let me know if you want to attend.
Spider Webs
My heart is withering. It has become entangled in my own web. Unable to breath. So trapped. My world is fading around me. My web has begun to ripe away at my skin revealing the beast I am inside. Fallen deep into the black earth. Unwilling to return. Unable to fill the happiness that once was. Willing to take all pain and sorrow. Wrap it up in my web and forever keep as my own.
Friends Thanks For Nothing!!!!
I have understood alot in those days, i have saw how friends works on ct. This is my second contest and as the first one i made bulletins blogs, to do a kind of promotion for that asking always help at friends and fans of my list. Then i have saw the same thing is happened at the first one, the "friends and fans" work in 4 different ways: 1st: friends and fans ignore every blog or bulletin u make... them are too busy to waist time with your bull....t! 2nd: open the blog or bulletin, inside is nothing of sexual or of funny and ignore u are asking help to them. 3rd: open the blog and bulletin, then click on the link u make for them and then come in your page dont vote for u or are very busy to leave just one comment. 4th: open click then left your page and go to vote for someone else. i dont get mad for the 4th case i do for the other 3!! special about the "ladies" when are in a contest bombing u to go and leave a vote for her. And when need something u have always to
What Makes A True Juggalo/lette
WHAT DOES NOT MAKE YOU A JUGGALO/LETTE... 1) you are NOT a juggalo if the only reason you want to be is because its "cool" 2)you are NOT a juggalo if you call EVERY JUGGALO YOU meet a jugahoe 3)you are NOT a juggalo if you think you are more "down" because you have more shirts then someone else 4)you DO NOT have to do drugs to be down 5) wearing your paint in public DOES NOT make you better than a juggalo who doesnt 6)you do NOT have to flash your tits to be a juggalette (but if you want to I'm all for it) 7)getting good grades and carring about school DOES NOT make you a juggahoe 8)you do NOT have to own a hatchetman charm to be more "juggalo" than someone else 9)you are ALLOWED to like other music and still be a juggalo 10) beating people up and claiming juggalo ONLY for that purpose does NOT make you a juggalo 11)claiming juggalette and being a whore beacause you think thats what juggalettes are does NOT make you a juggalette 12)just because you
Ct Is Friendly
so far so good. I like it here. Altho I did put alot of work into my myspace and oh crap yesterday I put in the wrong URL in the link to it from here it's If you leave out the underscore - you get somebody else who hasn't updated her page in a year. that is so not me! I should mention that I only friend people that I see that I have lots in common with. I don't want to offend anyone b/c I have a very specific point of view. So read the profile carefully before sending a request. I am not into getting a big bunch of friends that I wouldn't have anything to talk about with. I am not here for dating or swinging of any kind. I am just too old to be interested in all that. This is a Gamer profile mainly. I am looking for people to party with, since I am new to this area - if you know what I mean! Thanks for all the goodness everyone : )
Got A Great New Job
Anybody thats close to me knows October Eaton Corp one of the biggest Company's Worldwide Closed A bunch of plants here in the US an moved the work to Mexico an Japan Short History Eaton Corp They make everything from Automotive parts to Golf Grips to Eletric boxes in your houses..Up to date I've put in Quite a few apps an resumes i stopped counting after 100 I was stressing bad bills family a an all that the holidays made it worse but Dell Contacted me about my resume on asked me to apply thru their website which i did they immediately called me in for a intervew which turned into 3 in 1 day cool they emailed me the following day to tell me i was not a qualified for the job then 1 week later they call me back an tell me they want me in for another interview Server support Tech well today I got the job I am bouncing off walls..I cant wait to start On the 22nd, pays great benifits rock i hope this 1 works out. Peace you guys rock
Night Out With The Girls
Okay, this was way too funny. You just have to read this. It was posted recently by GreyHawk@ CherryTAP, entitled "From 'Lady D'", as a repost from his friend ***Lady D***(I.M.P)@ CherryTAP. -- Enjoy!!! ************************************************************************************ Why females should avoid a girls night out after they are married!... The other night I was invited out for a night with "the girls," I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, "I promise!" Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easy. Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him. (Even when totally smashed...3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals = 12 cuckoos =
Shouldve I Or Shouldnt I?
Last year I met a guy offline and dated him for 3 months. We spent most of the time at his place. I lived over 100 miles away one way. he brought me back to my hometown for my grandmas birthday party. I thought I was actually getting somewhere with him. I introduced him to my friends when we came back. They actually liked him. (which is unusual) He had asked my best friend to go back to his place with us and informed me we would hook her up with one of his many single friends. After we ended up at his place we decided to go looking. I was driving and got lost. U know men dont stop and ask for directions so I did. The guy giving directions was flirting with my friend. I was accused of flirting and cheating. well my boyfriend got mad and started yelling and tried to throw my friend out of the car. He started driving with my feet still out the door. then when we got to his place my friend told him she wanted to go home and i was pissed he would act like that so I informed him I was goin
A True Juggalo
friend vs. Juggalo: -Friend: Is polite when they walk in your house ~Juggalo: Will go right to the kitchen and eat all your < food. -Friend: Calls your parents Mr. or Mrs. ~Juggalo: Calls your parents Mom or Dad. -Friend: Has never seen you cry. ~Juggalo: Has the best shoulder to cry on. -Friend: Asks you for your number. ~Juggalo: Asks you for their number. -Friend: Will leave you hanging to be with a crowd. ~Juggalo: Always has your back. -Friend: Runs for help in a fight. ~Juggalo: Jumps in the fight to help. -Friend: Will bail your stale ass out of Jail. ~Juggalo: Will be sittin right next to you saying that was fucking awesome. -Friend: Will help you move out of a house. ~Juggalo: Will help you move a dead body out of the house. -Friend: Bums you a cigarette ~Juggalo: Bums you his last pack -Friend: Is there when you need them ~Juggalo: Is there even when you dont need them -F
Quiz 3
1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Favorite position (s) ? 4. Do you think i'm hot? 5. Would you have sex with me? 6. lights on or off? 7. Would you have to be drunk? 8. Would you take a shower with me? 9. Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 10. Would you leave after or stay the night? 11. Do you like cuddling afterwards? 12. Condom or skin? 13. Do you give Oral pleasures? 14. Do you like to recieve Oral Pleasures? 15. Have sex on the first date? 16. Would you kiss me during sex? 17. Do you think I would be good in bed? 18. Three sum? 19. Anal yes/no? 20. How many times would you like to cum? 21. Would you use me as a booty call? 22. Do you like fore play? 23. What is fore play to you? 24. Can we take pictures of the act? 25. can i have your number? ( ) -
Am I The Only One.....
Am I the only one who finds the pic in this blast not appropriate????

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