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WELL THE BABIES CAME HOME TODAY. THE DOCTOR GAVE THEM THE ALL CLEAR AND SAID THAT THEY SHOULD MAKE A FULL RECOVERY WITHIN THE WEEK. THEY STILL HAVE LOUD, BREATH TAKING COUGHS BUT THAT TO WILL BE AWHILE FOR THAT TO CLEAR UP ON ITSELF. SO THE BABIES HAD A LONG NAP AFTER WE GOT HOME, AND I PUT MY WIFE TO BED FOR A NAP TOO. I AM ENJOYING A LITTLE DOWNTIME BEFORE I HIT THE DAILY GRIND AGAIN. THANK YOU ALL FOR YOUR PRAYERS. IT TRULY WAS A BLESSING UNTO US ALL. JASON.

Know Your State Motto
Subject: Know Your State Motto KNOW YOUR STATE MOTTO Alabama Hell Yes, We Have Electricity. Alaska 11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong! Arizona But It's A Dry Heat. Arkansas Lituracy Ain't Everythang. California By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than YourHonda. Colorado If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother. Connecticut Like Massachusetts, only smaller. Delaware We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water. Florida Ask Us About Our Grandkids And Our Voting Skills. Georgia We Put The Fun In Fundamentalist Extremism. Hawaii Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru (Death To Mainland Scum,Leave Your Money) Idaho More Than Just Potatoes... Well, Okay, We're Not, But The Potatoes Sure Are Real Good Illinois Please, Don't Pronounce the "S" Indiana 2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free Iowa We Do Amazing Things With Corn Kansas First Of The Rectangle States Kentucky Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names Louisiana We're Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos,

Trying To Figure Sumpin Out
my man works his butt off 7 days a week and im working just as hard. we rarely have enough time to get really into each other if you know what i mean. im not saying that the sex is blah...its heavenly, its just i want it to last longer and be more creative but we havent got time for that. im planning a wonderful night for friday but i cant decide what i want to do. im the romantic type with a wild streak and hes very kinky. i dont know whether to have a romantic dinner with the works or just dress up sexy as hell and rip his clothes off as soon as he walks through the door...or maybe i could just do a little of both. have a nice romantic dinner and then get wilder later on. anyone have any good ideas for me. i really want this to be a helluva night for both of us since we deserve it. i have been thinking and thinking but i dont know what to do....advice please

Whole Worlds About To Change
Your whole life's about to change in the next 20 seconds As you glance there's a lady running at your car half naked Bleeding from her neck to her chest And four guys chasing after her with axes and they look fucking possessed Without thinking you unlock the doors to lend a hand Before she gets in the car they're approaching and coming fast Hit the gas and she won't stop screaming She keeps saying over and over that she was mauled by a demon Blood, so much blood it was unreal She'd go quiet for a second then go nuts and grab the steering wheel Just calm the fuck down, you're scaring the shit out of me I'm gonna take you to the hospital and leave you in the lobby You're gonna be fine, side wiped in my blind side By a goose and a quarter with one headlight Just then I looked him right in the face And seen two glowing eyes peering out of a pillow case Now what the fuck is that? I think your friends are back Hey lady wake up, you're bleeding all over the dash As I pushed

~i Am The Empress~
You scored as III - The Empress. The Empress is a maternal symbol. She is the mother figure who loves, nurtures and protects. She will protect you, she will always be there when you are in trouble. When you fall over and graze your knee, the Empress will kiss it better. Yet she is not a weak figure. Her compassion is strength. If her children are threatened she will stop at nothing to protect them. If well aspected in a Tarot spread, the Empress can symbolise security, protection and unconditional love. If badly aspected it can represent over-protectiveness, fear of risk taking and refusal to face the real world.III - The Empress100%I - Magician88%II - The High Priestess81%VIII - Strength75%XI: Justice75%XIII: Death75%IV - The Emperor75%XIX: The Sun69%XVI: The Tower56%

Trust
People say that trust is the key to a relationship. When you give your heart, and soul to someone you have to trust them as well, and when you trust someone you give a piece of yourself to that person as well. When someone betrays that trust, that part of you that you gave them is taken, and you're left feeling shattered. When you love someone as well you give half of yourself away to that person, and except them as your other half. When your love is so deep, and that person is no longer there you realize you are no longer a whole, and feel incomplete. When you have trust in someone yet fear them leaving it hurts you so bad inside that when you are with that person you hold onto them as if it's the last time you're ever going to see them. You try and memerize every specific detail of them their touch, their smell, their smile.. everything... When their gone though the memories haunt you and twist you inside with a pain so unwielding it shatters you. You go to sleep at night and you're

Learning
People that I know are always telling me how good government schools (public schools) are. The more that I think about it the more I disagree. I believe that the U.S. started public schools around the same time that massive amounts of Catholic Irish immigrants came to this country. People in the U.S. were afraid that these immigrants would spread Catholicism. The system of schooling that we adopted was the Prussian system (the same system Nazi Germany used). Leaders not followers What type of people come out of these government schools? I think that the public school system produces followers. When you go to school one of the first things you learn is how to take orders. Stand in a single file line, get permission to speak, sit up straight, do as I tell you, sit in a assigned seat, and you even have to ask to use the bathroom. I often wonder how 13 years of following orders can produce a leader, let alone an independent thinker. Making us stupid We used to learn how to read

Why So Gd Fucking Stupid
Ok im gonna rant if you dont wanna hear me bitch you should probably exit this. . . Is it not fucking enough i stayed up all damn night when moms feeding tube poped and came out....that i waited and kept things ok so the er nurse could get here....I kept washing all that fucking blood and stomach acid off my hands jsut to tell her to try not to move...but no one fucking listens. So they fixed it about 4 am and i got a hour or so of sleep...but now shes up, its leaking horribly and she keeps falling... Her regular nurse just to check on her showed up today..but can bearly speak english...and said all the leaking is ok...even though nothing will stay in her, this lady is a moron i swear it makes me so mad...But i cant get a single nap in cause my sis is home from work and sleeping...and moms out of her mind and telling the nurse we let her fall all the time and she hurts herself, like we try to be bad for her...wtf i try very hard to feed her and give her meds i dunno what else to do, no

Metallica As A Theme Song???
After a particularly hard weekend and crappy Monday, I began to consider this question on my way from Rosslyn to Chantilly... After listening to "The Unforgiven" by Metallica, I began to consider if it could be used as a theme song for sufferers of ADD. The lyrics... New blood joins this earth And quickly hes subdued Through constant pain disgrace The young boy learns their rules With time the child draws in This whipping boy done wrong Deprived of all his thoughts The young man struggles on and on hes known A vow unto his own That never from this day His will they'll take away What Ive felt What Ive known Never shined through in what Ive shown Never be Never see Wont see what might have been What Ive felt What Ive known Never shined through in what Ive shown Never free Never me So I dub the unforgiven They dedicate their lives To running all of his He tries to please them all This bitter man he is Throughout his life the same Hes battled co

Dom School?
HOW DO DOMS KNOW?? Psst.... There is a super-secret school all Doms attend. Knowledge of this kinky institution is a closely guarded secret. Revealing its location is punishable by death! Nah, you say? It must be true. How else would they all know? Know that exact tone of voice that turns the simplest request to a command. No matter that i'm dead tired and feeling entirely unsexy, The Tone curls around my belly, slides down and starts the juices flowing. I hate that! Then there's The Grip. Natural and unobtrusive as breathing, His fingers twine in my hair, effortlessly gripping and pulling me to Him. This instantly transforms my knees and will to jello. I'm helpless to resist as He guides my head to the location of His choice. Sigh! But then the worst is The Look, a piercing study that bares my every thought to said Dom. The Look conveys a stern reminder of His Dominance and my submission. Rational though instantly ceases and I fall prostrat

Darkness
How come this wasted time is such a loss expressed on minds side? I'd give you everything if you just let me stand beside you Your kind is so amused and still confused by what you live with Your darkness just won't go away Your light, it's time for you to shine on today Nothing but darkness in me Darkness, night time No moon in the sky tonight Feeling like our lives been tucked away, today Life is darkness, forever remain, and again How come these things you say they always seem to grow and haunt me? I'd give you everything if you just let me stand beside you You seem to think that I would let things slide and have you change me This darkness just won't go away No light, inside for me to shine on today Nothing but darkness in me

Inlove...
you left me there with the embers in my heart burning the wheels in my head like a clock still turning inside the pain I feel like a hurricane churning wondering why you left and when your returning alone, and scared so much hurting but inside so alive my heart still burning I seen the real you something I never knew to feel this way nothing lasts forever inside it bleeds true all because of you the pain is real my heart you did steal what do I do Im inlove with you You left me there with nothing in my heart Inside you reached and tore it all apart each day it hurts another piece breaks apart wondering why you left when we had a start with nothing left it all comes apart in your hands you still hold my heart I seen the real you something I never knew to feel this way nothing lasts forever inside it bleeds so true all because of you the pain is real my heart you did steal what do I do Im inlove with you you left me there, broken heart

Yeah, So I Finally Did It.
Hello all my cherry tappers and tappettes (is that a word...oh who cares)...It is official I have gone without a cigarette for over 24hrs. I'm a little edgy, but a lot better than I thought I would be. I AM NOT going to smoke anymore. I'm going cold turkey, and it was wicked hard last night, not so bad today. A little rude, anxious, but ok. Yay me!!

Just An Fyi
I just wanted everyone to know that just because I've just posted these poems, doesn't mean that they are all recent. I've a million poems that I've saved a million different places...just postin em as I find em :)

Shawnie Story
i try my best to write right but its hard for me cuz i cant hear right and i write like when i talk to u but im sorry abt that but i will still try my best to write right way so if people dont like it so they can fuck off !!!!!!!!!1

June = Lust
JANUARY=PIMP Abstract thoughts. Loves reality and abstract. Attractive personality.Loves to chat. Loves those who love them. Loves to takes things at the center. Inner and physical beauty. Gets angry often. Treats friends importantly and stays loyal to them. Brave and fearless. Always making friends. Easily hurt but recovers easily. Daydreamer. Opinionated. Does not care to control emotions. Understanding. Fun to be around.Ambitious.Unpredictable.Caring and loving. Romantic on the inside not outside. Extremely smart, but definitely the hottest AND sexiest of them all.. FEBRUARY=SMARTS Abstract thoughts. Loves reality and abstract. Intelligent and clever. Changing personality. Attractive. sexiest out of everyone.A real speed demon. Has more than one best friend. Temperamental. Quiet, shy and humble. Honest and loyal. Determined to reach goals. Loves freedom. Rebellious when restricted. Loves aggressiveness. Too sensitive and easily hurt. Gets angry really easily bu

From A Guys Point Of View...
Don't be mad when we hold the door open. Take Advantage of the mood im in. Let us pay for you! Don't "feel bad" We enjoy doing it(Paying for you). It's expected. Smile and say "thank you" Kiss us when no one's watching, If you kiss us when you know nobody's looking we'll be more impressed. You don't have to get dressed up for us. If we're going out with you in the first place, you don't have to feel the need to wear the shortest skirt you have or put on every kind of makeup you own. We like you for WHO you are and ot WHAT you are. honestly, i think a girl looks more beautiful when she's just in her pj's. or my tshirt or boxers, not all dolled up. Don't take everything we say seriously. Sarcasm is a beautiful thing. See the beauty in it. Don't get angrily easily. Stop using magazines/media as your bible.

I'm Gonna Be Gettin Married!
I am now engaged to my girl of more than two years. Sorry if ya'll thought I was single. I never told people cuz no one really asked. Except one person on here asked me if I did have a girl. And I told her I did. Everyone else just thought I was single. Sorry to tell ya that I am now engaged.

Hey All!!!!
Well I just thought that i would drop a line to all of you on my friedns and family list and wave to my fans... lol Yup that's right it's me the one and only I am alive and will be setting back up here in a couple of weeks. I hope that you all know that I love and miss you all and I will be talking to you all soon! Dont' give up on me yet I am not gone!!! :P Luv you all and I will talk wit you soon! *muah* *hugz*

One To One
Consisting of vocalist Louise Reny and producer Leslie Howe, the duo released three albums and scored ten hits across Canada between 1985 and 1992. One to One evolved out of an Ottawa Valley band called Mainstream, who in the late '70s and early '80s, toured the local circuit performing cover songs. In 1983, Reny and Howe decided to strike out on their own, and after recording a few demos, they signed a two-album deal with Bonaire Records, and flew to West Germany to record. The dance fueled Forward Your Emotions was released in 1985 and became a smash hit across Canada. The singles "There Was A Time" and "Angel in My Pocket" also charted on the Canadian Top 40, the latter which also became a minor hit on the Billboard charts. A third single "Black on White" stalled at number 90 on the Canadian charts. Their 1988 follow-up 1-2-1 was a more guitar-based pop album that also became a smash hit. The hits "Hold Me Now" and "Do You Believe" climbed into the Canadian Top 40. Two more

Whatever Happened To.....
I'd be utterly stunned by a girl who greeted me with "Hey handsome!" instead of "Hey baby/stud/cutie/sexy" or whatever else you can think of. on the other hand im not saying I wouldn't like it either;

Cruel Ppl!
Ok so i posted a mumm telling everyone what kind of situation i was in right now and asked them if i should leave or stay with my bf and all they told me was how bad of a person that i was not even knowing me. Since that's all my bf kept telling me last night then i guess it's really true. Now please excuse me while i shoot myself in the stomach. So i hope you get the chance to read this cuz i'm gonna delete my damn account.

There's A Very High Water Mark....
Yes, that time of the week again. This weeks song is a song I can't stop listening to right now and it is...HIGH WATER MARK by Iced Earth Song Name - High Water Mark Artist - Iced Earth Album - The Glorious Burden Song Number - 3 of 3 [Disc 2] Song Length - 12:35 Lyrics Lee "It Was Very Close Yesterday I Thought For Sure They Would Break But This Attack That I Have Planned A Massive Strike Across Open Land In The Center They Will Break (Will They Break?) But Plan It Well, Everything's At Stake We'll Hit 'Em Hard, Not A Silent Gun Before The Infantry's Begun" "Execute It Well, We Risk Everything It's In God's Hands Now" Longstreet "General Lee I Must Tell You Straight I Believe This Attack Will Fail No 15,000 Men Ever Made Will Overtake That Ridge Today A Mile Charge Over Open Ground With Yankee Cannon Gunnin' Us Down" Lee "We Do Our Duty, We Do What We Must And In My Plan You Will Trust" (Thousands Die, On This Day) "Execute It Well,

In My Nature
I remain yours forever And you I'll always and in all ways remember, Because it's in my nature. One look! One smile! One 'Hi there! ' Bound me in capture. Seized by your life-in-blue-jeans carefree demeanor I remain yours forever. Quite the couple we are! A princess, my 'better', And I, your not-so-humble self-chosen 'protector' Because it's in my nature. Choices were made that excluded our endeavor Whose fault was it? Who knows why now? Does it matter? I remain yours forever. For you I forfeit reason by any known measure: In my thoughts, never parted, always together Because it's in my nature. Even to this day I continue to treasure Your illusion past. This woe I choose to honor. I remain yours forever Because it's in my nature.

This Guy Downvotes Pictures
I just wanted to tell everyone that a black man with the name of tay G downvotes. He voted my pictures 1's. 3's. 8's. 6's. A very seldom few he voted 10... Just wanted to warn ya. I blocked him lol.

Sexiest Older Male Contest Round 2 Kicking Off
we got another great group of guys and go show some love, contest kicks off at 2 central time and runs til next monday at 2 pm central time katca hootie misterbacon hey you awake Rick void gunbunny cody DJ DIABLO big daddy joecub1963 JMAN JUS SUM HORNY AZZ CLOWN Vinny the Kid Big Horse

A Dream
i had such a strange dream last night,it was a mix dirty birdy was there i dont remeber exactly what happened except we wereat my old house in my old room fucking around and then i was driving and i saw my friend josh and he was a grocery boy apron and everything but had a staing so i threw him a tide to go pen he let if fall inthe gutter and down the drain i was pissed he yelled at me and i drove away then i was with someone trying to find a new place to live and it was all to much to i cried and woke up because my face was wet ..i was really fucking crying i dont know what to do

The Ultimate Sex Survey
just to see how many friends are really fun ppl. BE Honest...i will. ask for my answers...i havent answered yet either... Nate THE ULTIMATE SEX SURVEY This is the ultimate sex survey. Answer these questions, send it back to me and anyone else you like... Pass it on to others you are curious about... Let's have a little fun... Name: Age: Current Location: Eye/Hair Color: Height: Ethnicity: Sexual Orientation: Size of penis/breast: WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN THE OPPOSITE SEX? Age: Eye/Hair: Height: Ethnicity: Body Type: What's your favorite part of a guys/gals body? EASY QUESTIONS: What kind of underwear are you wearing? Have you ever given/received a lap dance? Ever watch a porno? Ever made someone think you were gonna have sex but didn't? Are you into ass smacking? Are you a Virgin? When did you lose it? How was your first time? If you had a choice would you have stayed a virgin longer? Are you an easy O or hard O? Ever meet someone off

One Last Shot
You were in my Dreams Again last night And once again You shot me I did not feel A single thing Like I said It was a dream I remember You said I love you Just as the barrel Was raised And then you Fired several times Something about Taking me away You could have Just asked I bet I would Have stayed Instead of that You had a gun Now In a puddle Of our love I lay

~~sex Questionnaire~
The Ultimate SEX Survey by game_gurl69Do you like it rough or sensual?: ~both~Do you prefer to be with the opposite sex or the same sex? or both?: ~opposite~ How often do you like to have sex?: ~DAILY~ mtoIs sex a top priority for you?: ~YES~Do you have sex face to face with your partner?: ~?, doesn't matter if I can see his face, that's not getting me off, lol~How often do you get drunk and have wild, crazy sexy with a complete stranger?: ~NEVER~How do you feel about one night stands?: ~depends~How many one night stands have you had?: ~that's not my thing, but it has happened~What's your favorite position?: ~I'M A GOWGIRL BABY~Where's your favorite place to have sex?: ~in public~Do you prefer to make love or f*uck?: ~both, make love first then "get it on"~ lol it really depends on who I'm withHave you ever watched porn while having sex?: ~well, I forgot about the porn~How long do you usually fore-play b4 doing the deed?: ~depends on my partner~Do you get off first or do t

Fucking Sluts
Ok I seriously need to vent right now. I am completely outraged at this moment. I hate fucking slut ass bitches! Hate them with a passion! They are like a damn disease spreading everywhere. What is wrong with the guys who actually go for these worthless, pathetic, superficial, good for nothing, penis drooling whores!!! Their useless. Ok so maybe you get your dick wet by them, but what about all the other guys they have had plunging into their ever widening twat! Does this get guys off? I mean come on!! Wtf is wrong with people. When you get to be my age and a little bit older, don't people want to settle down a little bit? What about the people who want to have a good honest, trusting, caring, committed relationship with someone??? I mean come on! If I was a guy I know I would want to be with a girl who actually gave a damn about ME, and not just want my penis because it might be big. Same with these guys too wtf is wrong with you? Just because a girl is attractive, and is known by man

Asatru What Is It?
ASATRU! WHAT IS IT? ASATRU Is the modern version of the religion that was practiced by the peoples of Northern Europe. Who followed the Norse and Germanic gods. It gained its current name in Iceland during the 1970s when it was finally allowed to come out in the open prior to that it had been outlawed by the church as well as the government. (note there is some evidence that the term ASATRU was used much earlier but it was not as widely used as it is today) It has spread around the world and in the process has formed itself into many different groups and traditions. There is no one main leading body to govern ASATRU so each group has its own leaders and rules. Most groups are divided into Hearths and Hofs and several Hofs make up a group. There are several titles to refer to a group but Kindred is the most commonly used term for a group. The Hearth is the smallest unit this is a family unit. A Hof is a group of families who if lucky enough have there own building which is al

Sex Iq Test
You have a sexual IQ of 134 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

"death By Chocolate" Cookies
1 1/3 cups self rising flour 1 cup white sugar 2 tbs. light brown sugar (not necessary to pack) 1/4 cup dark cocoa powder 1/2 cup magarine or butter, melted 3 tbs. vanilla extract 1 large egg 1/2 cup flaked coconut (optional) Preheat oven to 325º. Blend dry stuff together well, then add in margarine, vanilla, and egg. Stir well, then mix in coconut if using it. Drop by teaspoons onto an ungreased cookie sheet, and bake for ten minutes (you want the tops to come out a bit gooey). Cool and enjoy!

Survey Hahah
The theory is that you will learn a lot of little known facts about those who know you. 1. Start Time - 1125 2. Name - midgit 3. Astrology sign- leo/virgo 4. Gender- female 5. Eye color- black for now 6. Favorite color- green 7. Glasses- glasses 8. Tattoos- 8 9. Hometown- hospital born at garden grove house was in tustin 10. Single or taken- single 11. Sibling's name(s)-sarah and mike and if you count my sis sisteres kameron and kandice *HAVE YOU EVER* 12. Cut your own hair?:yea 13. Did you do something in the past month that you regret?: yes 14. Skipped school?: no not without consent of a rent 15. Bungee-jumped?: No 16. Punched someone?: yes 17. Cheated on a test : yes 19. Broken into someone's house? yes my own 20. Think you've fallen in love? yeah total mistake 21. Been to a funeral?: yeah 22. Used a lighter?: yeah *FAVORITE* 24. Season- i like them all it just depends on my mood 25. Food- mmmmmmmmm food 26. Ice cream flavor-vanilla hahah or choc

Fake Fucks!!!!
don't u all hate fake ppl I do waS SO IMPRESSIVE ABOUT PRETENDING WHO U R ..NOW THAS FUNNY I just cannot seem to grasp the concept of being a joke ... why not be who u r and not what society makes u .. like these fake hard assess who talk shit then pusyy outor grab 3 friends to help em in a fight..haha pussys on top of dat why try to treat ppl like there shit nopoint ..keep it real and mind ur own shit respect those around you because theres alot of ppl servin our country to provide u able ness to do so..and also fuck yall who have disrespect

Assorted Old Poems Of Mine
BLESSED I see hope in the hopeless Gratitude with which I bless those who see me in my day though things don't go my way A brighter tomorrow is not for me the gift of today is what I see to make it the best is the trick giving up the things that are sick Refusing to let it all bring me down not seeking to be fake and act like a clown I feel so many things inside me deep these are the things that I keep They make me human and let me know that it is ok too feel and let it show there is joy that lives with the pain feeling them both is quite sane We are of a spirit that carries us though ours is just to live and let go, so true of the things that we can not change let them be take care of ourselves and change we will see Our time is now in this we should trust the ashes of the past will soon turn to dust dust becomes the soil where seeds will grow thankful am I for the day with everything that I know For none were ever so wonderfully blessed with

A Little Uncertain And Bummed
As I sit here writing once again. It seems as if that's all I do anymore. I sit and type my heart out into my blogs giving it all of me, turning it into anthromorphizations. My personality becomes one within my writing. I guess the reason I feel the reason I write so much, is because if I don't people conjure up their own aberrations of me. It's hurtful. I can't believe how far people will go sometimes just to bring another person down, to justify themselves in some higher power over something. So instead of sitting here vociferating inside, I bleed my heart into what I write, let the truth be told. To put it bluntly some people can be vindictive assholes, and I am getting pretty tired of it. Since I have met certain people on here, it has been drama after drama. It's unbelievable! I guess the people on here that cause the drama have nothing better to do with their lives mainly the females, so they come on here and feel infringing the right of others, and making arbitrary assumptions

Cutie With A Booty Contest
TheRH ( BBW Lover )@ CherryTAP I wanted to know if any of the ladies would be interested in a cutest booty contest. If so I can take up to 15 contestants. Rules: A photo showing your booty. And no any full nudity. Current Contestants rubias in the bbw contest vote for me cherrytap.com/1321370790@ CherryTAP At least say HI, when you drop by@ CherryTAP DALLAS ANGEL@ CherryTAP *thats hot*@ CherryTAP Redqueenbbw@ CherryTAP kitten@ CherryTAP KATY@ CherryTAP sxyluciousmom@ CherryTAP Susan 69@ CherryTAP *~*Mandy*~*L.O.D. member@ CherryTAP

I Have This Feeling
Whenever I see you Or when I'm going to I have this feeling That is totally brandnew You make me blush you make me shy I don't know what to do around you But you're the perfect girl You make me speechless And confused And with you I feel bruised You make me feel weak And I no longer have to seek For some company In my life

There Are No Words
There are no words , to express what i feel for you . There are no songs , as beautifull as the music that fills my soul when i hear your voice . There are no roses , as lovely as your smile . there are no days , brighter than the days i spend with you . nothing moves me , like you do . you are my light in the darkness and there could never be words strong enough to express my love for you .

Music In Our Soul
I have had music in my life from the time I was a tiny girl. Dad's guitar was never put away. We always had the Friday or Saturday night neighbour parties. If they weren't pulling into our yard, we were pulling into theirs. Everyone could sing... even those of us who couldn't! :) Country and old time gospel were the mainstay of the prairies but throw in Christian Worship, bluegrass, good old rock, bit of folk and the eclectic selection made it impossible for anyone to be left out. My fingers are tender this week (2007 mission to get back to playing!). It felt strange to pick up a guitar again. I really don't have a reason not to use nylon strings... just my Dad's voice in my head saying... you want to get really music out of those strings... get the nylon garbage off! Steel and callous's are the only way to go! Perhaps, but tomorrow I am heading out to get a pick. I am a suck! It is strange......the voices that go through our head. Words from when we were younger. Opinions of

I Like It!
Ok. Thanks to April I'm now addicted to this place. I like how you earn points when you do just about anything lol. People here are really nice even if they are sometimes perverts. I'm still addicted to it lol. Just wanted everyone to know. Ok I'm done blogging now lol.

Cold Sweat
He awakes with a start, covered in a cold sweat. He can't hear anything suspicious, but something isn't right. He pulls the covers back and slips on some torn track pants, and slips his feet into his loafers. Something tells him not to turn the light on, he fights is blindness and listens to his gut. He feels his way to the bedroom door, which he leaves open as he lives alone. Stopping at the door he listens closely, YES someone or something is in his Apartment. As he stays tight to the wall he works his way down the short hall way. Now Knowing it is someone he moves even more quietly. Getting to the end of the hall, he peeks around the corner. Yes there is someone there rummaging through his CD's and DVD's. He tucks back around the corner to collect his thoughts and formulate a plan. He weighs his options, he could remain quiet leave the burgalar do his business and leave... OR, "FUCK that, there is a man invading MY FUCKING PRIVACY." as the rage builds inside of him. His

Sooo An Update
Well, I uploaded newer pics of me so go rate them and comment them please. I am doing well, Holidays sucked ass for sure. Not alot going on here just been trying to get my hosue together after the holidays and it's driven me nuts. I might be having a friend come stay with me for a while! Hopefully she can make it out here. But not alot. SWYDM is down for some reason so i cant get on my usual site. Once it's up I will put my referral link on my profile for you guys to come and check out. Free to join, blogs, rating system, Top 25 for Chics n Dudes, for blogs, galleries, rates. Unlimited photos and vids, communities, everything! So once it's done being an ass I will add it. And that site doesnt have any problems but once in a blue moon. Also...you can see all my pics and vids there! Anywho..Have a great day Ya'll!

Unreachable
Always lying about the facts Hoping you wont find out That my heart thinks Your the one When I feel the embrace Of your hands in mine Oh, how that kills me You make the days so beautiful But secretly your breaking my heart Cause I love you so much There's nothing in this cold place, Nothing in this world That makes me smile But now I need you so bad Cause you made me a maniac Addicted to happiness And so many tears Left my eyes While I was waiting for you Because they know, I'll never get you

My Little Paradise Of Love
my little paradise of love just like sent from heaven far above down there on my knees in the warm white sand touching your spirit with my little hand breathing just your rest and peace who looks good,beauty sees my little paradise of love never touched by one hand just by god himself let me melt into your land your water- so pure and clear so still in you i have no fear my little paradise of love my island of dreams far away so it seems somewhere there where the ocean kisses the sun in you i want to be forever gone so strong in my mind my little paradise of love- the last of it s kind in you i touch eternity forever there i want to be...

Rip Dad
Dadyy went to heaven, but i need him heare today, my tummy hurts and i fell down, i need him right away, operatoer can you tell me how to find him in this book? is heaven in the yellow part, i dont kno where to look, i think my mommy needs him too, at night i hear her cry. i hear her call his name sometimes, but i really dont know why. maybe if i call him he will hurry home to me is heaven very far away, is it across the sea? he's been gone a long,long time he needs to come home now! i really need to reach him, i simply dont know how. help me find the number please, is it listed under "heaven"? i can't read these big big words , i am only tweelve. i'm sorry operator, i didn't mean to make you cry, is your tummy hurting too or is their something in your eye? if i call my church maybe they will kno daddy said when i need help that's where we should go i found the number to my church tacked up o

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New Passport And Document Requirements When Traveling Outside The Us After Jan 23, 2007
NEW U.S. TRAVEL DOCUMENT REQUIREMENTS: The U.S. Department of State has initiated new Travel Document Requirements under the Western Hemisphere Travel Initiative (WHTI). Following is an excerpt of the new requirements: "The Western Hemisphere Travel Initiative (WHTI) will require all travelers to and from Canada, Mexico, Central and South America, the Caribbean and Bermuda to present a passport or other accepted document that establishes the bearer’s identity and nationality to enter or re-enter the United States. The goal is to strengthen border security and facilitate entry into the United States for U.S. citizens and legitimate international travelers. "In the proposed implementation plan, the initiative will be implemented in two phases. The proposed timeline will be as follows: "January 23, 2007 – Passports, Merchant Mariner Documents (MMDs) or NEXUS Air cards would be required for all air travel, and most commercial sea travel, from within the Western Hemisphere

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If Your Going To The Bahamas
Everyone who plans a trip to The Bahamas should first contact the wonderful folks at the People-to-People program. Because of my interest and experience in ports of call and the naval ship yard, they arranged for me to meet a Bahamian with experience in the country's port. On the first day, I had a long conversation with the free port harbor master. He provided fascinating insights into the current dynamics of trade laws in The Bahamas. The next day, I we had dinner at a place where they feed the Bull Sharks in front of the customers. This man served for many years as the Harbor Master Meeting him, I felt as if I was speaking with the most important man on the Islands. Thanks in part to the People to People program, and also thanks to the overall friendliness and generosity of the Bahamian people, this ranks as one of my best vacations ever. Brent Pauley West Virginia

Ok.. Ok.. I Am Good Now.. I Think
Got word from sissy dorothy.. mom went into surgery this a.m. at 730.. once the dr. got into her chest, he said the damage to the heart was very minimal, and as it turned out instead of having to do a quadruple bipass he only had to do a triple.. so that sounds pretty good. also sissy told me to cool my heels here in LA, that before mom went under she told my sister that when she got her walking papers she was gonna head this way.. lol.. as usual the old broad just wont sit still long enough for anything.. sigh... anyhow i am off to bed for a few.. gave myself a hell of a migraine over all of this.. and if it had turned out badly at all.. my bio-mom had offered to either drive me down on friday after work, or give me the bread to fly down.. i suppose i am funny in the fact that i dont like to be beholden to no one, even if it is my mom ya know.. so am glad now i have to cool my heels here and wait for mommy to show up.. soooooooo taking sotck now over the past few days here is where we

Emily Dickinson
To fight aloud is very brave, But gallanter, I know, Who charge within the bosom, The cavalry of woe. Who win, and nations do not see, Who fall, and none observe, Whose dying eyes no country Regards with patriot love. We trust, in plumed prosession, For such the angels go, Rank after rank, with even feet And uniforms of snow.

Back Into It
last night dreamed i was called back to Florida to the AF base for a retirement or funeral of some sort. I was there in just regular clothes and some of my friends from before were too. We went through all the ceremony of things in the viewing stands. I look down and now i'm back in uniform wondering how it happenned. like no matter what it'll always be with me.

Take This Job And Shove It!
So... my f***ing boss is insane. She is like 78 years old and is going through the phase where she don't remember shit. Well, there is one other guy that works for our company (he has worked here for 30 years) and she came to me today (she told him not to come in today or tomorrow.) This woman has more money than everyone that I know combined (Jerome Drobnick ring a bell to anyone... the real estate guy around here... that is where I work and she is his widow) and she was complaining that for last month he got paid too much. He put on his time card that he worked 94 hours (FOR THE MONTH... he was out a week) which isn'td much considering I had 168 for the month and he usually works more than me. So, she goes on to bitch about him... here she is complaining about him saying that he is lying about how many hours he worked and that he gets paid too much (he has been here for 30 years and makes $15/hr...she just doesn't want to pay him much more). But she is supposed to be a good Catholic

Been A Long Time. . .
Well. . . It's been a long time since I put something on here. . . I'm not sure what to put up, today. I read a few books on the origins of life in the universe. . . One of 'em was tryin' to talk me into bein' an atheist. Richard Dawkins wrote it, and he was recently chewed a new one on South Park. It's a good book, though. And I got in an argument with a guy at work about whether or not evolution and natural selection happens at random or not. . . The dude said it wasn't random and that there is a cause and effect relationship between an organism's environment and the way it evolves. . . He's totally backwards about it. I also bought a huge TV/PC monitor, yesterday. . . Well, it's not huge, but it's big. 37". I feel like Batman when I'm at the 'puter!! Or like it's NORAD or something. OH!! And I saw Rocky Balboa, and it rocked! I would recommend it, if anyone cares about my opinion. Besides that stuff, it's just been workin' and having some beers from time to time.

This Got To Me
I am the flag of the United States of America. My name is Old Glory. I fly atop the world's tallest buildings. I stand watch in America's halls of justice. I fly majestically over institutions of learning. I stand guard with power in the world. Look up ... and see me. I stand for peace, honor, truth and justice. I stand for freedom. I am confident. I am arrogant. I am proud. When I am flown with my fellow banners, my head is a little higher, my colors a little bit truer. I bow to no one! I am recognized all over the world. I am worshipped - I am saluted. I am loved - I am revered. I am respected -- and I am feared. I have fought in every battle of every war for more then 200 years. I was flown at Valley Forge, Gettysburg, Shiloh and Appomattox. I was there at San Juan Hill, the trenches of France, in the Argonne Forest, Anzio, Rome and the beaches of Normandy, Guam. Okinawa, Korea and KheSan, Saigon, Vietnam know me, I was there. I led my troops, I was

Going To The Movies
So this past weekend I saw 3 flicks. I rented Snakes on a Plane. What a waste of time and money. It had to be one of the worst pieces of crap I ahve ever seen. Then I saw Children of Men at the theaters. What an amazing movie. The directing was out standing, the performances were great, and the overall movie was an experience. Go see it. Then I saw the Pursuit of Happyness which wasn't abd either. Will Smith gives a solid performance in the movie and it's a feel good kinda story. That's it for now more movie updates later perhaps!

Funny Stuff
Two men waiting at the Pearly Gates strike up a conversation. "How'd you die?" the first man asks the second. "I froze to death," says the second. "That's awful," says the first man. "How does it feel to freeze to death?" "It's very uncomfortable at first", says the second man. "You get the shakes, and you get pains in all your fingers and toes. But eventually, it's a very calm way to go. You get numb and you kind of drift off, as if you're sleeping. How about you, how did you die?" "I had a heart attack," says the first man. "You see, I knew my wife was cheating on me, so one day I showed up at home unexpectedly. I ran up to the bedroom, and found her alone, knitting. I ran down to the basement, but no one was hiding there, either. I ran up to the second floor, but no one was hiding there either. I ran as fast as I could to the attic, and just as I got there, I had a massive heart attack and died." The second man shakes his head. "That's so ironic," he says. "What do you mean?" a

Night Time Magic
Spending at least an hour getting ready for this date with you has finally paid off when I hear your car pull into the drive way. My stomach feels like there are at least ten butterflies moving around in it. I check my self in the mirror one last time to make sure everything is perfect, and with the amount of time spent getting ready, it was. My hair in long chocolate waves and my make up light but adding a glow that was already there. When the door bell rings I wait a few seconds and then open it to see you standing there in all of your perfection. I smile at you, my most alluring smile to be sure, to let you know that I love the way you look. With your short brown hair matching your hazel eyes, dressed in a casual olive sweater and kakis, just making my knees shake just looking at you. Inviting you in we make small talk and of course made the complements that were very much due to each other. I picked out the black dress for you and modeled it with a nice twirl. After kissing my

Introduction
Hi I'm not totally new to CT, just started a new account. I'm into metal and rock music. I dig film alot and love going to the movies and watching DVD's. There's really no point to this blog except starting a blog up for whatever reason. Who knows maybe people will see it and I'll get points because I want to be so uber cool like that and rake up points......ya....ok. peace out

I Am The American Flag
I AM THE FLAG OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA I am the flag of the United States of America. My name is Old Glory. I fly atop the world's tallest buildings. I stand watch in America's halls of justice. I fly majestically over institutions of learning. I stand guard with power in the world. Look up ... and see me. I stand for peace, honor, truth and justice. I stand for freedom. I am confident. I am arrogant. I am proud. When I am flown with my fellow banners, my head is a little higher, my colors a little bit truer. I bow to no one! I am recognized all over the world. I am worshipped - I am saluted. I am loved - I am revered. I am respected -- and I am feared. I have fought in every battle of every war for more then 200 years. I was flown at Valley Forge, Gettysburg, Shiloh and Appomattox. I was there at San Juan Hill, the trenches of France, in the Argonne Forest, Anzio, Rome and the beaches of Normandy, Guam. Okinawa, Korea and KheSan, Saigon, Vietnam k

Her Dream
She holds him close, never far from her heart. There love wild and strange, controlled in each others mind. Neither have touched the other, only used words, words of love, passion, friendship. The kind that only they might understand. Each morning they wait to meet, in this place known as cyber space, each dreams of how the other feel, how lips burn in passionate kisses. Friends, but so much more. Over years there love grows, patience and understanding so very important, treated like a real love affair. So very intense, and always filled with a love unexplainable. In sleep, her dreams let her fly to him..let her touch his precious body. In dreams there lips meet, with kisses so sweet.. Their bodies become one, passion flows, but then daylight brings her dreams to a stop. A dream, how can she feel so warm, so full of love if it is only in dream. And she waits, waits to see his name, to see him call her sweetness. Dream, no, never, they are to close to not be real.

Today At Therapy
WHILE ALAN WAS DOING THERAPY TODAY. THE CHECK IN LADY (KIM) CAME TO ME AND TOLD ME THAT A LADY HAD CALLED HER LAST WEEK ABOUT ALAN. SHE HAD SAID SHE WANTED TO HELP PAY FOR ALANS THERAPY.KIM TOLD HER THAT IT HAD NOT BEEN BILLED YET. WELL THE LADY ASKED IF SHE COULD MAKE A DONATION, AND ONCE AGAIN KIM WAS LOST AS WHAT TO TELL HER. SO SHE SUGGESTED HER LEAVING HER NAME, AND SHE DID NOT WANT TO DO THAT. SO KIM TOLD HER JUST TO CALL BACK EVERYDAY TILL SHE COULD TALK TO ME. ANYWAY SHE SAID THE LADY KEEPS CALLING HER BACK. WELL WHEN SHE TOLD ME THAT TODAY I COULD NOT HELP IT BUT A FEW TEARS WENT DOWN MY FACE. I HAVE NO CLUE WHO WOULD CALL ABOUT ALAN. NO ONE KNOWS WHERE I TAKE HIM TO THERAPY AT. AND I DONT BELIEVE IT WAS MENTIONED ON THE NEWS, WHEN THEY DID A STORY ON HIM. IT IS JUST SO AMAZING THE WORKS OF THE LORD.AND HOW HE BRINGS PEOPLE INTO OUR LIVES IN SOME WAY OR ANOTHER. SO I GAVE KIM THE INFORMATION FOR HER TO GIVE THE LADY. I HAVE NO IDEA WHO IT WAS, BUT I TRULY THANK HER. ANYWAY I J

Stand -up Comedy
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Faith,family And Morals
I decided to write this blog because currently I'm in a situation that apparently has irritated some members of my family and a few of my friends. As many of my friends here on CT know,I write erotic short stories and a few of them (with their permission) have been added as characters in some of the stories. I am now being attacked by family and friends for what I write,saying it's evil and immoral. I see it differently but do not want to make them mad. Even though I'm 26 and on my own,my family sees the need to still control my life. Welcome to the life of a guy who was raised in a strict Catholic Family. Alongside that,is the issue of religion. I hate being Christian! I have never felt totally called to it. I am more attracted to the Old Religion. Whether it's the call of my Celtic ancestors (I'm the son of a Scottish father,English mother..I was born in England as well.) Or it's just me needing to break away from tradition,I have no clue. I've looked into Wicca,Celtic Shamanism

Dont Cry
BUT IF YOU FIND YOU CANNOT STOP UNTIL YOU REACH THE END THEN YOU MUST HAVE A VERY BIG HEART... Mommy.. Johnny brought a gun to school, He told his friends that it was cool, And when he pulled the trigger back, It shot with a great crack. Mommy, I was a good girl, I did What I was told, I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold! But Mommy, when I went to school that day, I never said good-bye, I'm sorry Mommy, I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry. When Johnny shot the gun, He hit me and another, And all because Johnny, Got the gun from his older brother. Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much, And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush. And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now, And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now, And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best; Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest. Mommy,

Mommy, Please Don't Cry... From A Bullitin
BUT IF YOU FIND YOU CANNOT STOP UNTIL YOU REACH THE END THEN YOU MUST HAVE A VERY BIG HEART... Mommy.. Johnny brought a gun to school, He told his friends that it was cool, And when he pulled the trigger back, It shot with a great crack. Mommy, I was a good girl, I did What I was told, I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold! But Mommy, when I went to school that day, I never said good-bye, I'm sorry Mommy, I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry. When Johnny shot the gun, He hit me and another, And all because Johnny, Got the gun from his older brother. Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much, And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush. And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now, And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now, And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best; Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest. Mommy,

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Mommy Don't Cy..must Read
BUT IF YOU FIND YOU CANNOT STOP UNTIL YOU REACH THE END THEN YOU MUST HAVE A VERY BIG HEART... Mommy.. Johnny brought a gun to school, He told his friends that it was cool, And when he pulled the trigger back, It shot with a great crack. Mommy, I was a good girl, I did What I was told, I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold! But Mommy, when I went to school that day, I never said good-bye, I'm sorry Mommy, I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry. When Johnny shot the gun, He hit me and another, And all because Johnny, Got the gun from his older brother. Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much, And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush. And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now, And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now, And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best; Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest. Mommy,

Calorie-burning Activities
Proper weight control cannot be attained by dieting alone; however, many people who are engaged in sedentary occupations do not realize that calories can be burned by the hundreds by engaging in strenuous activities that do not require much (or any) physical exercise. Here's the guide to calorie-burning activities and the number of calories per hour they consume. Beating around the bush . . . . . . . . .75 Jumping to conclusions . . . . . . . . . 100 Climbing the walls . . . . . . . . . . . 150 Swallowing your pride. . . . . . . . . .50 Passing the buck . . . . . . . . . . . .25 Pushing your luck. . . . . . . . . . . 250 Making mountains out of molehills. . . 500 Hitting the nail on the head . . . . . .50 Bending over backwards . . . . . . . . .75 Running around in circles. . . . . . . 350 Climbing the ladder of success . . . . 650

Shroom Trip
As I wandered so far down the trail, deeper and deeper into the woods, the moonlight that earlier so brilliantly illuminated my path was now almost completely blocked out by the monstrous trees which surround me. They seem to pulsate in the night, giving off this strange vibrating sensation. In a sudden flash, a pale-green, what appeared to be a boulder, came crashing through the trees, thrashing them aside like duckpins on a professional bowlers best shot. It all happened so fast that, at what seemed to be(and in my opinion should have been) the dreaded moment of impact, the ground felt as if it gave way and I was being pulled through this gelatinous based substance. When it finally stopped pulling me in I was surrounded by this immensly beautiful, as far as the eye could see, illuminated lime-green gelatin. I was drowning... ... and for a split second, a second which seemed to last a lifetime, I didnt care. I didnt care. Not because I wanted to die, no, but because I felt unexp

Arkansas
After having their 10th child, an Arkansas couple decided that that was enough. So the husband went to his doctor and told him that he and his wife didn't want to have any more children. The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that could fix the problem. The doctor told the man that he was to go home, get a cherry bomb, put it in a can, then hold the can up to his ear and count to 10. The Arky said to the doctor "I may not be the smartest man, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a can next to my ear is going to help me." So the couple drove to Missouri to get a second opinion. The doctor was just about to tell them about the procedure for a vasectomy when he noticed they were from Arkansas. This doctor also told the man to go home and get a cherry bomb, place it in a tin can, hold it next to his ear and count to 10. Figuring that both doctors couldn't be wrong, the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a can. He held the can up to his e

Jim And Edna
Jim and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Jim suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there. Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled Jim out. When the Head Nurse Director became aware of Edna's heroic act, she immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as she now considered her to be mentally stable. When she went to tell Edna the news, she said, "Edna, I have good news and bad news. The good news is you're being discharged. Since you were able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of another patient, I have concluded that your act displays sound mindedness. The bad news is that Jim, the patient you saved, hung himself in the bathroom with his bathrobe belt right after you saved him. I am so sorry, but he's dead." Edna replied, "He didn't hang himself

Teaching Good Manners Lol
During one of her daily classes a teacher trying to teach good manners, asked her students the following question: "Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?" Michael said, "Just a minute I have to go pee." The teacher responded by saying, "That would be rude and impolite. What about you Peter, how would you say it?" Peter said, "I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom. I'll be right back." "That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the dinner table. And you, little Johnny, can you use your brain for once and show us your good manners?" I would say: "Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope you 'll get to meet after dinner." The teacher fainted.

Female ,passions
Her mind tries to calm her body. Each mile the plane moves taking her closer to her love. She never expected to find this kind of love, the friendship that grew from a few simple words, had grown into a love, and now it was becoming real. She is so excited, so filled with the passion that grew between them, but so afraid. What ifs keep coming into her mind. What if their meeting fails, could she smile again knowing that she would never see the love he typed to her, or the way his spirit seems to wrap his arms around her when she is lost. What if. The gentle glide of the plane as it lands brings her back from her deep thoughts, only a few hours to keep breathing, until she sees the man she has grown to love. They plan to meet for dinner. Hes told her where, and time, her body grows more excited with each passing minute, does he feel the same, is he as nervous of this, there first meeting. Will he smile the sweetest smilt as she moves towards him, will she know without

Old But Fitting
What kind of love last forever? Love that stands the test of time it is something of a crime That we waste time on those undeserving loosing all in the process quite unnerving Giving freely of who we are without expectation soaring to heights of greatest elation Only to crash and burn in the wreckage finding out that all was a false package Designed to open doors and get inside all the time the evil waits in hide To show it self when least expected leaving us used, alone and dejected This is not love, it is a sin committed by some we have let in With trust and a desire to be true we gave of ourselves for someone who Would love us back as a token never leaving us cold and broken To feel the pain that eats at the soul being left shattered and less than whole We are deserving of the best in life a love that just loves us back without strife Love that completes what we dreamed one for which we have screamed Where is our princess ? Wh

The Bar Story
The Bar Story This guy goes to a bar that's on the tenth floor of a hotel. He sits down and has a couple of drinks, then stands up, announces loudly that he has had enough, and goes over and jumps out the window. Now, there are two men who are sitting at a window table, and having that natural human curiosity about the grotesque, watch as this man plummets to certain death. However, just as he is about to hit the ground, he rights himself, pulls his feet underneath himself, and lands gracefully. He then turns and comes back into the building. Naturally, the two men are amazed. The guy comes back into the bar, orders a few drinks, then repeats the process. The two men at the window seat are astounded! When the guy returns and repeats the procedure AGAIN, the two men stop him before he jumps and ask him how on earth he does that. He replies "It's simple, really. There's an air vent down by the ground, and if you catch the updraft, you can right yourself and land on the ground with no pr

Texas Sex
Texas Sex Three Texans, Pappy, Joe and Ben, were out on the range chatting during their weekly baths, when as all men do, their conversation eventually turned to sex and their favorite sex positions. Joe boastfully remarked, "I think I enjoy the 'Rodeo Position' the best." "I don't think I've ever heard of that one. What the heck is it?" asked Ben. "Yer sayin' that all these years ya never heard of Rodeo Position? Well, it's where y'all get yer wife down on all fours and ya mount her from behind. Then ya reach around and cup each one of her boobs in yer hands and whisper in her ear... 'BOY THESE FEEL JUST LIKE YER SISTER'S!' Then ya just try to stay on her for 8 seconds."

Going Through Customs
A distinguished young woman on a flight from Switzerland asked the Priest beside her, "Father, may I ask a favor?" "Of course. What May I do for you?" "Well, I bought an expensive electronic hairdryer that is well over The customs limits and I'm afraid they'll confiscate it. Is there anyway you could carry it through Customs for me? Under your robes Perhaps?" "I would love to help you, dear, but I must warn you: I will not Lie." "With your honest face, Father, no one will question you." When they got to Customs, she let the priest go ahead of her. The official asked, "Father, do you have anything to declare?" "From the top of my head down to my waist, I have nothing to declare." The official thought this answer strange, so asked, "And what do you Have to declare from your waist to the floor?" "I have a marvelous Little instrument designed to be used on a woman, but which is, to Date, unused." Roaring with laughter, the official said "Go ahead, Father." N

How To Drive A Woman Nuts......
HOW TO DRIVE A WOMAN NUTS...... Never give her a straight answer. Take up yodeling and practice a lot. Pretend you forgot how to speak English. Call her by the dog's name and then deny it. Super-glue the commode seat in the up position. Leave the newspaper open to an ad for plastic surgery. Start a conversation with the dog in the middle of one with her. Answer every question with "Yes, dear." Use with caution...as PMS is a valid murder defense in many states.

Go Marines
Two Arabs boarded a flight out of London. One took a window seat and the other Sat next to him in the middle seat. Just before takeoff, a Marine sat down in the aisle seat. After takeoff, the Marine kicked his shoes off, Wiggled his toes and was settling in when the Arab in the window seat said, "I need to get up and get a coke." "Don't get up," said the Marine,>"I'm in the aisle seat, I'll get it for you." As soon as he left, one of the Arabs Picked up the Marines shoe and spat in it. When the Marine returned with the coke, the other Arab said, "That looks good, I'd really like one, too." Again, the Marine obligingly went to fetch it. While he was gone the other Arab picked up the Marines other shoe and spat in it. When the Marine returned, they all sat back and enjoyed the flight. As the plane was landing, The Marine slipped his feet into his shoes And knew immediately what had happened. "Why does it have to be this way?" he asked. "How long mu

Dear Diary, Love Monica
Entry 1 Dear Diary, I'm so excited! Just got a job as an intern at the White House.... and I don't know a thing about medicine. Don't even know what my duties are yet, but I hope it's a "hands on" position. Entry 2 Dear Diary, You won't believe this! I snuck into the Oval Office when no one was looking. But then I dropped one of my contacts. So, I got down on my hands and knees and was looking for it when -- guess what -- the president walked in. He said, "You must be the new intern." That man is psychic! I hope he likes me. Entry 3 Dear Diary, I think the president likes me. Today he dropped his contacts on the rug and asked me to find them. Entry 4 Dear Diary, He really likes me. Entry 5 Dear Diary, I have been sent to the stupid Pentagon to work. It is such a drag. Like they're going to put me in charge of heat-seeking missiles or something. But I still talk to my Bubba-cakes on the phone. He calls me "1-900" Monica." (That means he thinks I'm one in nine hundr

Shootin Some Pigeons (clay Pigeons!)
While my Girlfriend and I were visiting her family for x-mas and New Years, we had the opportunity to go out and shoot some hand-thrown clays with her father and some of her friends. This is definitely a good way to have fun on the cheap! I picked up a (re-usable) hand-thrower for about 5-10 bucks, a box of 11 shells cost 16 bucks, and the clays cost 12 bucks for 180 (we only used 90 of them). We all really had a blast, and managed to break all 90 clays from one box in 2 "rounds" (yes we went scavenging for the the unbroken ones :) I really suggest that everyone get out and do this. a light (I like winchester universal) 12 gauge load should not kick so much to offend anyone, and if it does, a simple recoil pad or shoulder cover should definitely tame it to reasonable levels. This is so much more affordable (and fun!) than going to a gun range, since the targets are moving AND they break up into tiny pieces when you hit them! The only hard part was getting the clays to release from

The Holy Alphabet!
Although things are not perfect Because of trial or pain Continue in Thanksgiving Do not begin to blame Even when the times are hard Fierce winds are bound to blow God is forever able Hold on to what you know Imagine life without his love Joy would cease to be Keep thanking him for all the things Love imparts to thee Move out of "Camp Complaining" No weapon that is known On earth can yield the Power Praise can do alone Quit looking at the future Redeem the time at hand Start every day with worship To "thank" is a command Until we see him coming Victorious in the sky We'll run the race with gratitude X-alting God most high Yes, there'll be good times & there'll be bad, but... Zion waits in glory...where none are ever sad!

Shop In Heavens Grocery Store!
I was walking down life's highway a long time ago. One day I saw a sign that read Heaven's Grocery Store. As I got a little closer, the door came open wide, And when I came to myself, I was standing inside. I saw a host of angels; they were standing everywhere. And one angel said, "My child, shop with care." Everything a christian needed was in that grocery store, And all you couldn't carry you could come back the next day for more. First, I got some Patience; Love was in the same row. Further down was Understanding; you need that everywhere you go. I got a box or two of Wisdom, a bag or two of Faith. I just couldn't miss the Holy Ghost for he was all over the place. I stopped to get some Strength and Courage to help me run the race. By then my basket was getting full, but I remembered I needed some Grace. I didn't forget Salvation, for Salvation that was free. So, I tried to get enough of that to save you and me. Then I started to the c

Signs!
LiBRA * -- Very pretty. -- Very romantic. -- Nice to everyone They meet. -- Their Love is one of a kind. -- Silly, fun and sweet. -- Have own unique sexiness. -- Most caring person you will ever meet -- the most irresistible *SCORPiO * -- Can be mean. -- EXTREMELY sexy. -- Intelligent. -- Energetic. -- Predict future. -- Most erotic. -- Freak in bed. -- GREAT kisser. -- Always get what they want. -- Attractive. -- Easy going. -- Loves being in long relationships. -- Talkative. -- Romantic. -- Caring. -- Artistic -- GREAT friend -- NICE! *ARiES * -- Outgoing. -- lovable -- Spontanious. -- Not one to FUCK with. -- EXTREMELY Erotic. -- Funny. -- Can get abnoxious. -- Take you on trips to the moon in bed. -- excellent kisser. -- EXTREMELY sexy. -- Loves being in long relationships.=) -- Addictive. -- Loud. -- best in bed. -- true heart. --best friend or worst enemy. --sexy as hell. --great "oral" participant. AQUARiUS * --GAngsta a

I Am The Flag Of The United States Of America
I am the flag of the United States of America. My name is Old Glory. I fly atop the world's tallest buildings. I stand watch in America's halls of justice. I fly majestically over institutions of learning. I stand guard with power in the world. Look up ... and see me. I stand for peace, honor, truth and justice. I stand for freedom. I am confident. I am arrogant. I am proud. When I am flown with my fellow banners, my head is a little higher, my colors a little bit truer. I bow to no one! I am recognized all over the world. I am worshipped - I am saluted. I am loved - I am revered. I am respected -- and I am feared. I have fought in every battle of every war for more then 200 years. I was flown at Valley Forge, Gettysburg, Shiloh and Appomattox. I was there at San Juan Hill, the trenches of France, in the Argonne Forest, Anzio, Rome and the beaches of Normandy, Guam. Okinawa, Korea and KheSan, Saigon, Vietnam know me, I was there. I led my troops, I was

I Miss You So Much Right Now
G'ma I miss you so much right you where my rock when i had a problem i could always come and talk to you and some how by the time i left i was ok again or atleast calm down amd i knew thigns would get better and that is why i miss you so much right now and i love you so much Sara i miss you so much right now i know that we had ruff times but i miss you so much right now cause you where one of the only people that could and can calm me down and even gave enough of a shit to even try to calm me down it seem like almost every one elese around me could give a shit less how i doing or how i am feeling and that is why i love you with all my heart and i hope we can work things out and why i miss you so much right now cause i could really use you close to me holding me Kimberly, James, And Danyelle Daddys i loves and misses yall so very much not getting to have yall in my life and watch yall grow up or ne thing elese has really hurt me i mean the world to me and i miss yall so much and

Froze To Death!! Oops Wrong Hiding Spot!!
Two men waiting at the Pearly Gates strike up a conversation. "How'd you die?" the first man asks the second. "I froze to death," says the second. "That's awful," says the first man. "How does it feel to freeze to death?" "It's very uncomfortable at first", says the second man. "You get the shakes, and you get pains in all your fingers and toes. But eventually, it's a very calm way to go. You get numb and you kind of drift off, as if you're sleeping. How about you, how did you die?" "I had a heart attack," says the first man. "You see, I knew my wife was cheating on me, so one day I showed up at home unexpectedly. I ran up to the bedroom, and found her alone, knitting. I ran down to the basement, but no one was hiding there, either. I ran up to the second floor, but no one was hiding there either. I ran as fast as I could to the attic, and just as I got there, I had a massive heart attack and died." The second man shakes his head. "That's so ironic," he says. "What do you mean?" a

Guilty Till Proven Innocent...
heh... witch hunting... if you drown...you're not a witch... if you don't drown...you're one...and they burn you on the stake... they'll stick knife into your body to find that particular spot...the witch's spot where it's not supposed to hurt... so too bad if you die from the wounds they inflicted...so you're innocent... either way...you lose... heh...

Usa
This says it all! Thought for the day In case we find ourselves starting to believe all the anti-American sentiment and negativity, we should remember England 's Prime Minister Tony Blair's words during a recent interview. When asked by one of his Parliament members why he believes so much in America , he said: "A simple way to take measure of a country is to look at how many want in . And how many want out." Only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you: 1. Jesus Christ 2. The American G. I. One died for your soul, the other for your freedom. If you want to pass this on I think it would be appropriate, as many seem to forget BOTH of them

My Love!
MY LOVE Baby your the best thing thats happened to me Without you I don't think I could Live But theres few questions that I want answers to before I say "I DO" I wanna know if I'm the reason you wake up each morning Am I the reason that keeps you going.. Do You Love Me Like I Love You Would you die for me Would you give your all What if something happened to me..what u gonna do?? find someone new? Would you come to my grave everyday and bring flowers or would you forget about me and be happy with him... I wanna know if your ready to by only mine cause Baby I would love to be Your BOO!!

Interview With Rose Perry Of Anti-hero
While this Canadian three-piece band may have formed in 2004, ANTI-HERO is full of seasoned performers. Borrowing from a diverse collection of musical influences including the SEX PISTOLS and TED NUGENT, Anti-Hero manages to create richly-textured songs, inspired by a lifetime of musical hertiage. Now, you might ask yourself "What's that all MEAN??" It means NOTHING other than we have another excuse to fire off a bucket full of silliness to a female-fronted band. READ THE ENTIRE INTERVIEW ONLINE HERE

Sometimes In Life!
Sometimes in Life… Sometimes… In life there are things better left unknown… unsaid… unfelt… and … unseen Some things are better left undiscovered and misunderstood Because Sometimes… the Truth is to much for hearts to handle Too much for our minds to take in And to painful to get through Sometimes… living in a dream is better than understanding the reality of things Sometimes… believing in a lie that makes you shine rather than knowing the truth that breaks you into pieces is the better thing to do There are times in life that we're eager to know the whole hard truth but in our hearts we know that we really don't want to… because the truth will hurt and brake us in ways we're not ready to be broken into Sometimes… We just wanna cherish the moment Enjoy the feelings And keep just smiling Sometimes… we just want to be happy Because deep down inside we know that things aren't going last… Because everything tends to change… All feelings at som

Never Say!
NEVER SAY I LOVE YOU IF YOU REALLY DON'T CARE NEVER TALK ABOUT FEELINGS IF THEY AREN'T REALLY THERE NEVER HOLD MY HAND IF YOU ARE GOING TO BREAK MY HEART NEVER SAY YOU ARE GOING TO IF YOU DON'T PLAN TO START NEVER LOOK INTO MY EYES IF ALL YOU DO IS LIE NEVER SAY HELLO IF YOU REALLY MEAN GOODBYE IF YOU REALLY MEAN FOREVER THEN SAY YOU WILL TRY NEVER SAY FOREVER CAUSE FOREVER MAKES ME CRY

Farmer Sutra
A farmer in Arkansas and his wife were lying in bed one evening, she was knitting, he was reading the latest issue of Animal Husbandry. He looks up from the page and says to her, "Did you know that humans are the only species in which the female achieves orgasm?" She looks at him wistfully, smiles, and replies, "Oh yeah? Prove it." He frowns for a moment, then says, "O.K." He then gets up and walks out, leaving his wife with a confused look on her face. About half an hour later he returns all tired and sweaty and says, "Well, I'm sure the cow and sheep didn't, but the way that pig squealed, it's hard to tell."

The Girl
The Girl We've never met, but you're on my mind. I think about you, all of the time. I know that it's wrong, & I really shouldn't. I tried to stop, but I just couldn't I'd like to think, you think of me too. Even though I know, I can never have you. Across the country, is where you are. I really wish, you weren't so far.

Fuck You Lucy
Leave me never would you, if you should could I live She said that she still wants a friendship She cant live her life without me as a friend I cant figure out why I'd give a damn to what she wants I dont understand the now before the then Most of this garbage I write That these people seem to like Is about you And how I let you infect my life And if they got to know you I doubt that they would see it They'd wonder what i showed you How you could leave it A friend in Chicago said that I should stay persistant If I stay around, im bound to break resistance Fuck you lucy for defining my existance Fuck you and your differences Ever since I was a young lad With a part time dad It was hard to find happiness inside of what I had I studied my mother I digested her pain And vowed no woman on my path would have to walk the same Travel like sound across the fate ladder I travel with spoon to mix this cake batter And i travel with feels so i can deal with touch It

Unnamed
I might not be cute, & really not pretty. I know Im not funny, nor clever & witty. But I am just me & I dont want your pity. My life's just a mess & my past is quite gritty. But all that I ask, Is just dont treat me shitty.

Hello All My Fellow Cherries.....
i hope everyone has a warm and wonderful night! can ya'll take a few momments to show me a lil love? will ya click this photo above and vote and comment me? thank-you,hugs sandra Myspace Layout Codes Most Resources Layout Comment Graphics New Layout Codes Best Graphics

Pretty Dirty
The great American mischief had muted our hearts And our rhythms are met with the inharmonious grunts of electric guitars. It’s all but too much. Still nobody out there believes the obscene are reprieved. Everybody get fed up. My baby better get high, I’ve got something I need to confess. The dead mean talking are longing for so much more than simply the obvious. Cut us off. We’re suffering, hysterical, lighting flares from the foot of her bed. I’ve been begging you for less mercy than this. But the only thing you need to know is that you never wanted to know. Take it off, take it back or take the cover because we’re nearing a nerve. Death is wasted on the patient, so make haste and head for the wake. Now the hornets inhabit the hearts we’ve abandoned. We are the gone. Cast aside clothes like funeral roses, and dance straight through the psalm. I’m dead in the water. Don’t come here for me. I was once alive in the deserts eyes on the day it wed the sea. I drew a

A Shattered Heart! Can Or Will Anyone Try To Fix It Or Dose No One Care
Well here we are another Monday another week of me trying to find a job and trying to figur out how i am going to move to get away from all the bs that is going one where i live and every thing elese and well i must say i spent this last weekend drinking and well that just was not a really good idea cause i strated to think and i started to hurt and and i relized that i have no heart cause it has been shatter and i dont think ne one really cares or even wants to try and fix it they would reither see me walk this world alone and hurting and i really don't want to hurt ne more i just want to be happy like i was or dead one of the two but i wont take my own lilfe i will just waite my time and die alone and heartless unless someone comes along with the way to fix this shattered heart but when you ask me there is only one that can and i don't think they will i know they care but i just have this feeling that my heart is to stay shattered and broken for the rest of my life and well if that i

Boulevard Of Broken Dreams
I walk a lonely road The only one that I have ever known Don't know where it goes But it's home to me and I walk alone I walk this empty street On the Boulevard of Broken Dreams Where the city sleeps and I'm the only one and I walk alone I walk alone I walk alone I walk alone I walk a... My shadow's the only one that walks beside me My shallow heart's the only thing that's beating Sometimes I wish someone out there will find me 'Til then I walk alone Ah-ah, Ah-ah, Ah-ah, Aaah-ah, Ah-ah, Ah-ah, Ah-ah I'm walking down the line That divides me somewhere in my mind On the border line Of the edge and where I walk alone Read between the lines What's fucked up and everything's alright Check my vital signs To know I'm still alive and I walk alone I walk alone I walk alone I walk alone I walk a... My shadow's the only one that walks beside me My shallow heart's the only thing that's beating Sometimes I wish someone out there will find me 'Til

Whiskey Lullaby
She put him out like the burnin' end of a midnight cigarette She broke his heart he spent his whole life tryin' to forget We watched him drink his pain away a little at a time But he never could get drunk enough to get her off his mind Until the night [1st Chorus] He put that bottle to his head and pulled the trigger And finally drank away her memory Life is short but this time it was bigger Than the strength he had to get up off his knees We found him with his face down in the pillow With a note that said I'll love her till I die And when we buried him beneath the willow The angels sang a whiskey lullaby (Sing lullaby) The rumors flew but nobody knew how much she blamed herself For years and years she tried to hide the whiskey on her breath She finally drank her pain away a little at a time But she never could get drunk enough to get him off her mind Until the night [2nd Chorus] She put that bottle to her head and pulled the trigger And finally drank awa

Best Cleavage Contest
I am enetered into a best cleavage contest...My my muscles are cleavage..Comment bombing allowed..Come on and go bomb me... http://cherrytap.com/viewimage.php?u=221890&albumid=176858&i=1566321860 right click copy and paste...and please repost...

Wow
so im new to cherry tap and i am still trying to figure everything out if anyone could help me out that would be great cuz everyone deeps rating me and i cant do it back i am a little confused any help would be great thanks

Peepz That Already Recived A Big Pimpin Gift At Englas Gift Giveaway !!
ENGLAS Big Pimpin Gifts GIVEAWAY so far = [1 PORSCHE] [1 CORVETTE] [3 ROLEX] [1 RING] [16 PLATINUM CHERRY] [11 EARRINGS] [ 1 BRACELET] ~*MetteKenzo*~ Join my Gift Giveaway...more info check my blogs! ;)@ CherryTAP ROLEX 29TH JANUARY 2007 sleepy@ CherryTAP PLATINUM CHERRY 29TH JANUARY 2007 the concert man@ CherryTAP SILVER MOTORCYCLE 29TH JANUARY 2007 arkiegirl58~ M.B.O.A. Founder~Mom of D.B.S.~K.O.T.~@ CherryTAP DIAMOND EARRINGS 29TH JANUARY 2007 !! Emma ~ Member Of The DarkMoon Family~@ CherryTAP DIAMOND EARRINGS 28TH JANUARY 2007 WHITE DOVE@ CherryTAP DIAMOND EARRINGS 28TH JANUARY 2007 Jen angelshadrach@ CherryTAP DIAMOND RING 25TH JANUARY 2007 anjeleyes77~proud pagan~ L.O.D. member@ CherryTAP DIAMOND EARRINGS 24TH JANUARY 2007 ~* I m addicted to U *~@ CherryTAP ROLEX 24TH JUANUARY 2007 NascarGirlyGirl

Shoutbox Chat
I just want 2 let ya know that I'm sorry if I don't answer your shoutbox chat comments, but I leave my Cherry window open while multi tasking. I'm a webmistress so I'm on and off line all day working on one thing or another. So please don't take it personly if I don't reply!!!!! Deep Wet Kisses Rachel xoxx

Why
Why did you come here?? Why did you leave me alone?? Where did you go?? I standing here with tears wondering why your not near... I can't begining to comprehend when my life started to come to an end.. When I could feel but it the heart no longer healed.. Just got filled with holes that won't close.. I swear I wish sometimes by brother was still here he knew what to say or what to do.. Why am I still sitting here alone?? Does everyone have to go.. Why get close to just end up solo.. As I pounder these thoughts I cry as I have lost so many loved ones in the long run.. Either by death, by love lost or just stayed out of touch.. why does this happen where did you go why did you leave me all alone..

The Gazebo A Warning To All Gamers
Let us cast our minds back to the early days of fantasy role-playing... In the early '70s, Ed Whitechurch ran "his game," and one of the participants was Eric Sorenson, a veritable giant of a man. This story is essentially true: I knew both Ed and Eric, and neither denies it (although Eric, for reasons that will become apparent, never repeats it). The gist of it is that Eric... well, you need a bit more about Eric. Eric comes quite close to being a computer. When he games, he methodically considers each possibility before choosing his preferred option. If given time, he will invariably pick the optimum solution. It has been known to take weeks. He is otherwise in all respects a superior gamer, and I've spent many happy hours competing with and against him, as long as he is given enough time. So... Eric was playing a neutral paladin (Why should only lawful, good religions get to have holy warriors? was the rationale) in Ed's game. He even had a holy sword, which fought well and did all

Some Immigrants Are Re-arrested 6 Times
Illegal immigrants who were caught but released in the United States may have been re-arrested as many as six times, Justice Department data released Monday indicates. The findings by Justice Department Inspector General Glenn A. Fine are based on a sampling of 100 illegal immigrants arrested by local and state authorities in 2004, the latest complete data available. They show that 73 of the 100 immigrants were arrested, collectively, 429 times - ranging from traffic tickets to weapons and drug charges. Fine's office said its audit could not conclude precisely how many of the 262,105 illegal immigrants charged with criminal histories that year had been re-arrested. "But if this data is indicative of the full population of 262,105 criminal histories, the rate at which released criminal aliens are re-arrested is extremely high," the audit noted. The audit was required by Congress in 2005, and parts of it were redacted because of security reasons. It looked at how local and state

This Penguin Is Really In A Bit Of A...
(referring to the cute-penguin I'm presently using as "avatar".) Shoutbox stuff, not exactly a log, but it was fun to remember... Purpledragonlady did say - that I could run, but I couldn't hide. And I thought about this, and I did say: I don't think that the US Constitution allows me, you know... to waddle for office... so really? I can't do either. Bit of a puzzler. Waddl'I do... (old one, old one, unoriginal penguin, bad penguin.)

Nydm/nedm And Other As My Victims Bleed News
I am about to join The NYDM/NEDM. It is a organization that is world wide and supports undergorund music, especially DETAH METAL. The benefits of joining this organization for me, and my band are through the fucking roof. I will be wearing "colours" for the club to concerts and NYDM/NEDM sanctioned events. The NYDM/NEDM is not a gang by any means. So, in joining the New York Death Militia/Nebraska Death Militia, I will be able to get AS MY VICTIMS BLEED closer to my dreams and goals with better promotions, and possibly a line up of musicians to join me, as well as the ability to tour the country and the world. So now my focus on music is even higher than it was just last week, and for those of you that already know me, the priority of music is number one on my list.

What The Hack... About My Elevens...
I don't know what's going on but girls begging for my elevens? Telling me that she is disopponted that I didn't leave an eleven on her picture or profile? How low can you go? I would say F&$K off... espacially when it's a person who didn't care to rate anything on my profile or left me a photo comment what so ever. People who know me a little more and who are a little interested in me or my profile, who added me as friend and/or fan know that I will come back to do some ratings. And you could challenge me with some nice pictures of you instead of ripping everything from the Internet just to get some Cherry$$$. I love to give comments on YOUR pictures with comments. When you are desperate for elevens you could try to put in some affort yourself.

New Pet
ok so i have a problem not really a problem but an opinion. i got a ferret last night (a boy) and i need some name ideas. here is what i came up with som far. bailey cisco coco jinx felix mj podo pogo pumba snoopy stoney simba tango tito tipsey aries bandit jj maui ringo zeus zorro pooka let me know your top choices (leave me a comment or message) and if you have any other names feel free to add them

The Eyes Of A Tragedy...
threw you the obvious and you flew with it on your back, a name in your recollection, thrown down among a million same. difficult not to feel a little bit disappointed and passed over when i've looked right through to see you naked and oblivious and you don't see me.but i threw you the obvious just to see if there's more behind the eyes of a fallen angel, the eyes of a tragedy. here i am expecting just a little bit too much from the wounded. but i see through it all and see you. so i threw you the obvious to see what occurs behind the eyes of a fallen angel, eyes of a tragedy. oh well. apparently nothing. you don't see me. you don't see me at all.

Dreams
I keep having these weird dreams about snakes.Never the same dream and never every night.This last one was weird cause i am deathly afraid of snakes.I was at the bayou with some friends for the boat blessing and some of the kids were swimming in the water like every year.And all of a sudden hundreds of snakes fell out of no where.And i got pushed in the water to go save the kids before they got bit. My last dream started out that my back patio was like a horse stable,but when you opened the doors to one of the stables you were near the water,it had a latter to go down into the water to swim.They had a little boy for next door who was swimming down one of the stalls,he kept swimming further and further out,and he just kept swimming till he got to a big snake pit,but only one snake came to him,and i kept yelling at the little boy to smin back as fast as he could.Then the next thing i know my little girl had on a life jacket and she was going down one of the latters to go swim,there wa

I'm Single
hey everyone i know its be a while but after a year and one month i'm single again i'm not bragging i just thought that you should all know cause you are my family and some are a little closer than others lol star xxx

Life Itself
Life itself Appreciate beauty, and suddenly you are the beauty. Experience joy, and you become the joy. There are times in your past that can bring a smile to your face whenever you recall them. Though those particular circumstances have long passed, the joy from them is still with you. That joy continues to live within you. It is a part of who you are. Because you are who you are, joy is able to experience itself again and again. Beauty is able to know how wonderfully beautiful it is. Through your life, love is able to feel its presence. Truth is able to know that it is so. You are life itself. And in this moment, the magnificent possibilities beckon. -- Ralph Marston

I Wanna Bowl With The Gangstas...
They see me mowin' my front lawn I know they're all thinkin' I'm so White and nerdy Think I'm just too white and nerdy Think I'm just too white and nerdy Can't you see I'm white and nerdy Look at me I'm white and nerdy I wanna roll with the gangstas But so far they all think I'm too White and nerdy Think I'm just too white and nerdy Think I'm just too white and nerdy I'm just too white and nerdy Really, really white and nerdy First in my class here at MIT Got skills, I'm a champion at D&D M.C. Escher, that's my favorite M.C. Keep you're 40, I'll just have an Earl Grey tea My rims never spin, to the contrary You'll find that they're quite stationary All of my action figures are cherry Stephen Hawking's in my library My MySpace page is all totally pimped out Got people beggin' for my top eight spaces Yo, I know pi to a thousand places Ain't got no grills but I still wear braces I order all of my sandwiches with mayonnaise I'm a wiz at Minesweeper, I c

Have'n Fun
This biker went to a store the other day, and was in there for only about 5 minutes. However, when he came out there was a cop writing a parking ticket. So the biker went up to him and said, "Come on, buddy, how about giving a guy a break?" The cop ignored him and continued writing the ticket. So the biker called the cop a pencil-necked Nazi. The cop glared at him and started writing another ticket for having worn tires! So then the biker called the cop a piece of horseshit. The cop finished the second ticket and put it on the cars windscreen with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket! This went on for about 20 minutes and the more the biker abused the cop, the more tickets he wrote. Of course, the biker didn't care. His motorcycle was parked around the corner.

The Beauty Or The Witch
King Arthur and the Witch: Young King Arthur was ambushed and imprisoned by the monarch of a neighboring kingdom. The monarch could have killed him but was moved by Arthur's youth and ideals. So, the monarch offered him his freedom, as long as he could answer a very difficult question. Arthur would have a year to figure out the answer and, if after a year, he still had no answer, he would be put to death. The question?....What do women really want? Such a question would perplex even the most knowledgeable man, and to young Arthur, it seemed an impossible query. But, since it was better than death, he accepted the monarch's proposition to have an answer by year's end. He returned to his kingdom and began to poll everyone: the princess, the priests, the wise men and even the court jester. He spoke with everyone, but no one could give him a satisfactory answer. Many people advised him to consult the old witch, for only she would have the answer. But th

Thank You For The Help W/the Diamond Ears
Thanks for the help w/the diamond ears, I have decided to give them to a very special lady who has been having a hard time and needed something good to happen......she is a wonderful person, she gives of herself to her friends and family unconditionally...For those in still in the diamond ears contest, i will be coming by to bomb you.........For those special ladies that helped.....I LOVE YOU ALL AND YOU ALL ROCK! Now my goal is to get the Platiumn Cherry! Here is the link: Once Again, Thanks Girls, YOU ROCK!

Smart Ass
A Honda owner is riding along with a Harley owner as his passenger when he decides to pull over because he suspects that his turn signal may not be working. He asks the Harley owner if he doesn't mind stepping off of the bike to check the lights while he tests them. The Harley owner steps off and stands in front of the Honda. The Honda rider turns on the turn signal and asks, "Is it working?" To which the Harley owner responds, "Yes, it's working....No, it's not working....Yes, it's working....No, it's not working...."

Jay Leno
Funny shit Leno Today, Nancy Pelosi became the first female speaker of the house. This is the furthest anyone wearing a dress has gotten in Washington since J. Edgar Hoover. For all you young girls out there who’ve been following Paris Hilton and Britney Spears, Nancy Pelosi is what you call a "role model”. Nancy Pelosi said today "we’ve waited 200 years for this.” 200 years? How many face lifts has this woman had? She looks great. I had no idea. In an interview with the wall street journal, the prime minister of Iraq says not only will he not accept a second term in office. He wishes he could quit early. He says he has other interests he’d like to pursue“ like trying to stay alive. That’s got to make our troops feel good“ the prime minister of Iraq wants to quit. Not even the French gave up that quickly. President Bush is expected to announce that he is now sending more troops to Iraq. Despite the fact that his general, his military analysts, members of congress, and m

Me - Part 2
A little bit more about me in case ya wanted to know. I am not a fan of deep French kissing. The whole tongue down my throat kissing is just a big turn off for me. I don't mind a little touching of the tongues or licking of the lips, to me that is much more sexy! My 2 most sensitive spots when touched really turn me on is my neck and my back. Running your fingers lightly up and down my back or neck will definitely be a plus in your favor. I am a huge fan of vampire movies, mainly because of the neck thing. I find them to be very erotic and sensual so another way to turn me on is to invite me over for a movie and make sure it is a vampire movie (Both Underworld movies rocked for having sex!. Since these questions are asked constantly asked of me, thought I would just put them out there so you'll know ahead of time: 1. 48DD 2. Doggy or Reverse Cowgirl 3. Single 4. Looking for a long term relationship 5. I prefer young, thin, most usually white guys for dating 6.

Fakes, Lies And Cherrytap?
Is it just me or are people really gulliable? I read some of these profiles and bulletins and you have to be smoking crap to believe them. Some of these so called models? Must be self proclaimed because if they are I am miss america. Then you have the people who fake all kinds of things for attention. The gossips etc. This place is a psychologists dream. I think CherryTap put the FUN in dysfunctional! Theres a lot of good people here but for every good person I meet, I come upon a total nutter! Anyhow this is just meant as a warning to ya all. BE CAREFUL. People are not who they say they are, guard your hearts and if a story you are told is a bit off? Chances are they are lying. I will leave it at this for now... xoxox

The Imperial Presidency 2.0 - Bush Thinks He Is A King And Is Above All Laws.
The Imperial Presidency 2.0 (The New York Times) 07 Jan 2007 Also last month, Mr. Bush issued another of his infamous "presidential signing statements," which he has used scores of times to make clear he does not intend to respect the requirements of a particular law — in this case a little-noticed Postal Service bill. The statement suggested that Mr. Bush does not believe the government must obtain a court order before opening Americans’ first-class mail... The law is clear on this. A warrant is required to open Americans’ mail under a statute that was passed to stop just this sort of abuse using just this sort of pretext. But then again, the law is also clear on the need to obtain a warrant before intercepting Americans’ telephone calls and e-mail. Mr. Bush began openly defying that law after Sept. 11, 2001, authorizing the National Security Agency to eavesdrop without a court order on calls and e-mail between the United States and other countries. http://www.nytimes.com/2007/01

Flea Rides
There were two flea friends that decided to go to Bike Week at Daytona. The first flea got there early and was lounging on the beach when the second flea got there. The second flea was sniffling, sneezing and really sick. The first flea asks him why he is so sick. The second flea says, "I caught a ride in a biker's mustache on the way here. It was freezing, sleeting and snowing." The first flea say, "Next year, do what I do. I go to a college dorm, crawl up the leg of a beautiful woman and catch a ride in her hair." So next year the first flea again arrives early. The second flea arrives later and he is sick again - this year even worse. The first flea asks, "Why didn't you try what I told you to do last year?" The second flea says, "I DID - I crawled up a beautiful woman's leg and was quietly waiting in her hair. The next thing I know, I was riding down the road in a biker's mustache again.

The Shout Box
I starting seriously not like the shout box... anyone else out there feel me on this one.. the shout box is getting annoying... any conversation of there takes way to long cause you have to cause clicking the damn thing... so if yall wanna chat with me... hit me up on yahoo... my screen name is THETEXASFIREBIRD... if you add me just let me know your are frm CT and i will add you to my list..

School
School starts today so that means a lot less time to spend on CT. Damn. I hate that but it's my last semester before I get my degree. I think I can suffer through it. I'll keep up with things as best I can. Take care and wish me luck. Eddy

Lonely Biker
A biker has been in a small town in the Midwest for two weeks when he begins to miss his wife. After another two weeks, he just can't stand it anymore. He decides to visit a brothel in town. He goes up to the madam and says, "Here is a hundred dollars. Give me the worst blow job in the house." "But sir," says the madam, "For a hundred dollars, you don't have a settle for the worst blow job. As a matter of fact, you could get the best." "No, no," says the man, "you don't understand. I'm not horny, I'm homesick."

Contests?
I've been on CT for a month but the contest format is still confusing to me. Why does one person get more votes than another? Why does some one get to vote more than once in a contest? I can't vote but once in an election... Can I? The idea of any contest is to find a winner based on the majority rules concept right? Well if people are voting hundreds of times how can that be considered a majority? Just to clarify something; no I have not been in a contest, I will not enter a contest (especially under these rules), nor will I ever hold a contest. To make this simple: "A contest that allows multiple votes is not a contest but a test to see who has the most time on there hands." For those who read this; Yes I'm bitching, and no I don't believe anyone gives a damn what I think. I feel better getting it off my chest regardless. Eddy

What Goes Around Comes Around/ J.t.
Hey Girl Is he everything you wanted in a man? You know I gave you the world You had me in the palm of your hand So why your love went away I just can't seem to understand Thought it was me and you, baby Me and you until the end But I guess I was wrong Don't wanna think about it(uh) Don't wanna talk about it(uh) I'm just so sick about it I can't believe it's ending this way Just so confused about it(uh) Feeling the blues about it(yeah) I just can't do without ya Tell me is this fate Is the way it's really going down? Is this how we say goodbye? Shoulda known better when you came around That you were gonna make me cry It's breaking my heart to watch you run around Cause I know that you're living a lie But that's ok, baby, cause in time you will find What goes around, goes around, goes around, don't go away, back around What goes around, goes around, goes around, don't go away, back around What goes around, goes around, goes aroun

Photo's,images,etc.
I injoy Rateing Vampire Pic's + Related things. #2,Sexy Real Photos,undies photos etc. #3,Morp pic's are awesome,any transformation type. #4,Naughty's Acourse makes no difference,points or not. #5,Gore,Bloody,Horror,Kinky etc. #6,Blogs,Lifes stories,useless stoned Ramblings like I post are fine.Stashes,Jokes etc. #7,Beauty in all sizes, shapes,colors, etc. #8,Images such as what 420 posts etc. #9,Pets of all Sorts,the rarer the better etc. #10,I have an off the wall sence of Humor,I injoy ripping or saveing certain items.But it must awesome for me to rip or save it for that matter.For now on I'll proberly be doing more 10's than Comments,as my Comments at times are to truthful or Cynical.My Moods are like night + Day. it might make me Laugh 1 minute or cry the next.I might like it 1 day an dislike the next.The Moon controls alot of my Moods,u all just need to bare with me. Thanks Almost Forgot.#11,***** I wicked injoy Rateing Female Tongues,Plain or Pierced, + Tattoos .

Just To Let You Know
Hey Guys, Just to let you know. Cherrytagz is not affialted with cherrytaptweaks.com He has been using my logo. It makes me sad :( Just wanted you guys to know. So you dont think its me. Cheers, Vlad

How To Piss A Cop Off!! Please Add U Own To This
When you get pulled over, say "What's wrong, ossifer, there's no blood in my alcohol?" When he asks why you were speeding, tell him you wanted to race. When he talks to you, pretend you are deaf. If he asks if you knew how fast you were going, say no, my speedometer only goes to...... Touch him. When he asks why you were speeding, tell him you were rushing home because you realized you forgot your helmet. (Particularly good in those Helmet Law states!) Ask him where he bought his cool hat. Refer to him by his first name. Pretend you are gay and ask him out. When he says no, cry. If he says yes, accuse him of sexual harassment. If the cop is a woman, tell her how ugly she is, but in a nice way. If he asks you to step off the bike, automatically throw yourself onto his hood. When he asks you to spread them, tell him you don't go that way. When he puts the handcuffs on, say "Usually my dates buy me dinner first" Ask to be fingerprinted with can

Going Back To Work
This is to ALL my FRIENDS, FANS, FAMILY Members and EVERYONE ELSE here on CT.. I Hope you all will continue to leave Messages, Comments, RATINGS on my profile... I am a Truck Driver and I have to head out but I will be checking in when I get back... I will miss you all but ALWAYS REMEMBER YOU WILL NEVER BE FORGOTTEN.... I hope it's a short run so I can get back on here SOON!!!!! I have uploaded a few oldies along with some newer Traczs into my STASHE so Listen to them and Rate them.. Thanks Alot to all, Be back Soon... Jim (Taz) Malone XOXOXOXOXOX

Vasaline(lmfao)
Dapper Dan had a sweet custom pan, that had of all things, an external leak. When ever it rained Dan would have to spread a thin layer of Vaseline on the valve covers to protect them from the rain, so he always carried a large jar of Vaseline in his coat. As Dan picked up his ol lady to finally go for a dinner at her parents house, she explained the dinner rules. My folks are a little strange, but while we are eating dinner, please do not talk. My parents have been doing this for years and the one who talks first does the dishes. Not a problem, he didn't want to do no fucking dishes. When they walked into the parents house he could see dishes everywhere, stacked in the kitchen, on the floor, on the counters, in the sink and the same in the front room. After 5 minutes into dinner Dan started to get bored. He's sitting at the dinner table with his ol lady and her parents and no body was saying a word. Dan thought, shit, the broad ain't worth all that, so with out saying

Today's The Day!
YEP! today is the day that i go and take the ASVAB! ACK! im nevous! david cant get off work early to go with me and i was really hoping he could. Oh well. Wish me luck! i'm so scared! i hate taking tests. I will probably get on tonight after i get back and post what I made. or I will be too upset to even do a damn thing. we will see. Have a great day!

Just Make Me Feel Alive.
I'm feeling awful but all alone. Just missing someone I don't even know but untill I find her I'll wait patiently just feeling nothing inside of me. And where are you baby, where can you be? Why aren't you here loving me, cause I want to kiss you and make you feel right I want to lay with you all through the night. I want to feel Passion, I want to feel pain. I want to weep at the sound of your name. Come make me laugh or come make me cry. Just make me feel alive. And so I'll wait for that glorious day when the one I dream of comes my way. And when our lips touch so tenderly I'll feel that something inside of me. I want to feel Passion, I want to feel pain. I want to weep at the sound of your name. Come make me laugh or come make me cry. Just make me feel alive. Lyrics written by Joey Lauren Adams and Lifted from "Chasing Amy"

Just Getting Started**
Well whats up guys? Nothing much here... trying to figure this shit out... im getting there slowly but surely. Life has been absolutly crazy lately. Trying to settle down and just can't seem to do it. Well today is just another shitty day, trying to get by, and live on. I found the guy that lights up my world everyday, and we are awesomely in love and i like it. It took a long time but i think i finally found mr. right... i have already found mr. stupid, mr. abusive, mr. drug attict, and mr. wrong and threw them out... mr. right, well im keeping him. he is the nicest, most down to earth, reality seeing, kind of person, and that is who i have been looking for... and for all you haters out there with mine or his name in your mouth.. fuck off... you don't bother us u just amaze me by how dumb you actually are.

My Friend
My Friend We all need someone To talk to in our life, A friend to whom we run In times of stress or strife A friend who's always there Throughout the years, A friend we know will care And take away our fears. A friend who's always near, Waiting for our call, To wipe away our tears, And lift us when we fall. A loving friend indeed, On whom we can depend To fulfill our every need - Thank you, precious friend

Biker Dog
A highly timid little man, ventured into a biker bar in the Bronx and clearing his throat asked, "Um, err, which of you gentlemen owns the Doberman tied outside to the parking meter?" A giant of a man, wearing biker leathers, his body hair growing out through the seams, turned slowly on his stool, looked down at the quivering little man and said, "It's my dog. Why?" "Well," squeaked the little man, obviously very nervous, "I believe my dog just killed it, sir." "What?" roared the big man in disbelief. "What in the hell kind of dog do you have?" "Sir," answered the little man, "It's a four week old puppy." "Bull!" roared the biker, "How could your puppy kill my Doberman?" "It appears that he choked on it, sir."

Intercourse With Power
INTERCOURSE WITH POWER Take it into your skin your blood, your bones. Know what it feels like. Move to it. Coming. Coming. Draw it to you. Become the rhythm. Become the movement. This is what you came for. This is what you've always wanted. Follow the fire, become the flame. Control the wire, rule the game!

An Impatient Letter From God
My Dad sent this to me prior to Christmas. I meant to post it a month ago, but it's so well written, I thought it would be worth reading anyway. by Bo Lozoff Bo wrote the following article for the Human Kindness Foundation newsletter at Christmas-time, 1989. It was then included in his 1990 book Just Another Spiritual Book. Since then, the essay has been widely circulated, though almost always unaccredited. Radio commentator Paul Harvey included the piece in his radio program on two occasions, apparently receiving a deluge of calls, mail, and faxes (we hope mostly positive). Now this piece can be found at numerous websites, often edited, and usually listed as, "author unknown." The following is the original letter. Date: Eternity From: GOD To: My Children on Earth re: Idiotic religious rivalries My Dear Children (and believe me, that's all of you), I consider myself a pretty patient Guy. I mean, look at the Grand Canyon. It took millions of years to get it right. And how a

Sandals
A married couple was on holiday in Jamaica. They were touring around the > marketplace looking at the goods and such when they passed this small > sandal > shop. > > From inside they heard the shopkeeper with a Jamaican accent say, "You > foreigners! Come in. Come into my humble shop!" > > So the married couple walked in. The Jamaican said to them, "I have some > special sandals I think you would be interested in. Dey make you wild at > sex." > > Well, the wife was really interested in buying the sandals after what the > man claimed.... but her husband felt he really didn't need them, being the > sex God he was. > > The husband asked the man, "How could sandals make you into a sex freak?" > > The Jamaican replied, "Just try dem on, Mon." So the husband, after some > badgering from his wife, finally gave in, and tried them on. > > As soon as he slipped them onto his feet, he got this wild look in his > eyes, > something his wife hadn't seen in many years ! In the

Biker Prison
An old biker is sitting out on his back porch just bawling his eyes out when his old lady comes out & asks him what's wrong. He wipes his eyes & asks her if she remembers back when her daddy was gonna have him thrown in prison if he didn't marry her. She says "yes, but what does that have to do with you bawling like a little bitch?" " Well, he says, today I would have been released!"

Forgiving And Forgetting
In the last week I've made amends with my exboyfriend Pete. We were fighting and saying things we probably didn't mean. With the death of my stepgrandparents, it made me realize alot. That life is too short to let the bad shit get to you. You never know when your time or that persons time is up. Nothing more then friends will ever happen between him and I. I have a boyfriend who does mean the world to me and I know Pete probably has a girlfriend too. Pete-if you read this, I am sorry for all the shit that happened and I hope we can try to be friends.

Last Week On Craig Ferguson
I of course tivo him and watch him every week. Here is the funny sketches he did on the show last week http://www.cbs.com/latenight/latelate/comedy/ I love when he does the Prince Charles late late show..he's so frightening it's hilarious. Did ya'll hear about the guy that saved the person on the subway in NY that fell onto the tracks while having a seizure! OMG that was just crazy! It's nice to see there are still heros out there! http://www.feed24.com/go/38638983 for those of you who didn't hear it..there is the link. I saw on craig ferguson that the clearance between the ground and train is 21". The size of the teenager and the hero was 20.5". Talk about someone smiling on them! Anything could have snagged his shirt or anything and they could have been seriously hurt or worse! Truly amazing to me!

My Babys A Big Girl Now
My 2 year old is now a big girl finaly she is potty trained. She went to big gril underware on Tuesday and its been like 5 days with 2 misses and this morning she woke up dry and went and pottied first thing. Is great but a little sad too.

Oblivion's Misstress
The shadows caress my lost soul into the oblivion of the void… But all is not lost when you see HER… standing watch over the void that is hers and hers alone. She beckons me forward and I comply as not to would anger her. I step forward through the mist of the lost… She has a sweet smell that I can not place as I seem to lose more of myself with each step I take. It must be amazing? If only I could remember what that is! I wish to know who she is??? And why she wish’s me closer??? She whisper’s sweet thing’s to me. Thing’s I do not understand yet must here! Why is this so? I am with her now and she truly is sweet… she want’s thing’s of me that I do not understand! Yet everything she asks of me I give her! I see the truth through the mist in my mind… I am HER’S now and forever! I must do all she asks of me. And I do, as I do wish to do all she asks of me. I see the end of my journey coming now, I am home, I am happy, yet at peace. I am ready to go now for this is so

Part 8 Of Trespassing
The following day Lauren and Kellie's Mother took the day off, and the three of them spent the day together, so I didn't get to spend any time with my new friends. As disappointed as I was, I eagerly anticipated sneaking over to Kellie's room that night and continuing our adventures, wondering if she had any more surprises in store. I wore my usual black sweats and black long-sleeve shirt and crept over to Kellie's window. I was slightly unnerved because the window was open, as it usually was now, but the curtains were drawn. I wondered at the unusual turn of events, so I waited in the darkness for at least twenty minutes, listening for any sounds coming from the room. I poked my hand through the window and parted the drapes slightly, trying to peer in unnoticed. I couldn't see anyone, so I parted the curtains the rest of the way and sneaked in. No one was in the room. I pondered this for awhile, and decided to investigate the hole looking into Lauren's room. I opened the closet and

Hmmmm
You scored as Labret Piercing. You probably intimidate a whole lot of people without really meaning too. If people could just get past the many tattoos, piercings, and sideburns I'm sure they'd love you. Or still be scared, who knows.Labret Piercing100%Tongue Piercing90%Nipples90%Lip Piercing80%Dirty Piercings80%Cartilage Piercing60%Belly Button Piercing50%Earlobe Piercing40%Nose Piercing20%What Piercing Are You?created with QuizFarm.com

Summary Of The Year On My Computer
I must send my thanks to whoever sent me the one about rat poop in the glue on envelopes because I now have to use a wet towel with every envelope that needs sealing. Also, now I have to scrub the top of every can I open for the same reason. I no longer have any savings because I gave it to a sick girl (Penny Brown) who is about to die in the hospital for the 1,387,258th time. I no longer have any money at all, but that will change once I receive the $15,000 that Bill Gates/Microsoft and AOL are sending me for participating in their special e-mail program. I no longer worry about my soul because I have 363,214 angels looking out for me, and St. Theresa's novena has granted my every wish. I no longer eat KFC because their chickens are actually horrible mutant freaks with no eyes or feathers. I no longer use cancer-causing deodorants even though I smell like a water buffalo on a hot day Thanks to you, I have learned that my prayers only get answered if I forw

Mistaken Idenity
im the one who sits in my room ripping scratching hacking pulling doing anything i can to get rid of my wings so that i may hide from those how seek me to be come invisable to them to be normal hiding in amongst those there care not about im the one they seek for relentsly til the day they can take me down and drag my away so i hide my wings any way i can but i cant its not possible to do im never able to hide them its like trying to hide my scars they kill me how the stand out so im forced to run and claim the shadows to hide the best i can when i can to fly til i can breathe anymore but yet i never die or ever live my life has been taken and ripped from me like what i try to do to my wings

Life Itself
Monday, January 8, 2007 Life itself Appreciate beauty, and suddenly you are the beauty. Experience joy, and you become the joy. There are times in your past that can bring a smile to your face whenever you recall them. Though those particular circumstances have long passed, the joy from them is still with you. That joy continues to live within you. It is a part of who you are. Because you are who you are, joy is able to experience itself again and again. Beauty is able to know how wonderfully beautiful it is. Through your life, love is able to feel its presence. Truth is able to know that it is so. You are life itself. And in this moment, the magnificent possibilities beckon. -- Ralph Marston

Are You Ready For The Monsoon, Bishes?!
A craptacular quiz by Cupcake@ CherryTAP 1. When you were a kid, did it make you kind of happy when other kids got in trouble? Did you taunt or mock them with evil glee? ...I was a piece of shit brown-noser. I was always pumped when someone got in trouble, because it wasn't me. heh. 2. Do you have a neurosis (or two or three)? ...yes. many. I am a habitual nailbiter. I find feces of all kinds really, really disturbing. So, when I have to pick up my dog's shit, I wash my hands fiendishly afterward. I have been diagnosed with OCD, PTSD, Anxiety Disorders, and Depressive Tendencies. Those are technicalities. I am definitely very, very compulsive, and somewhat obsessive. The post-traumatic stress disorder doesn't affect me that much anymore.. 3. Do you look through other people's medicine cabinets? If so, what are you looking for? ....yess. I am a snoop. I love information. 4. Have you ever snooped through someone else's diary? If so, did you find anything awesome? ...

~~ Sexy Couple On Ct Contest 2 Days Left To Vote~~
~~ Sexy Couple On CT Score Update ~~ 1st place is...... with 600 comments 2nd Place is...... with 65 comment 3rd place is...... with 9 comments 4th place is...... with 3 comments 5th place is...... with 3 comments 6th place is...... with 2 comments 7th place is...... with 1 comments ~~ Come on couples u can do much better ~~ Comment bomb yourself if u can't find anyone to help you out. ~ Maria ~

It's So Nice To Know
That in the last 2 weeks of me waitin for my computer to get back..not a single one of my friends has stopped by to say hi. So perhaps a complete deletion of EVERYONE on my friends list and replacements..or hell perhaps i should just delete considering no one gives a shit anymore anyways BLAH to you all My pissy mood for the day

Stop Drinking An Driving
id like everyone in north america canada in general too stop drinking in driving my sister was in a car accident saturday night where she could of been killed i am very lucky too have her as a sister an her too be alive she is laying in the hospital with a broken ankle a broken pelvis an a broken rist an a few lost teeth i would hope that gets threw your head that you shouldnt fucking drink and drive if you do your a fucking idiot

Hmmm I Wonder If Its True
You scored as Passion. You are very passionate whether that passion is good or evil has yet to be determined. You have great power over others and they seem to flock to your service. You are very competative almost to a fault. Perhaps you should let someone else win for a change?Passion92%Diamond Eyes58%Mysterious50%Eyes full of Pain50%What do your eyes reveal about you?(PICS!)created with QuizFarm.com

Dying To Learn
I’m sitting in class and am slowly dying. I can feel my cells wither, and none are being regenerated. In my bag, I have: 2 pens an apple a banana a spoon a notebook 8 advil 7 keys lotion a cell phone cigarettes a lighter a laptop Is there any way I can use these things to put myself out of this misery?

~ Sexy Lady Score Update.... Contest Ends Today At 4 P.m.~
~~ Sexy Lady On CT Update For Scores ~~ 1st place in comments is...... With 1327 comments 2nd place is...... With 282 comments 3rd place is...... with 237 comments 4th place is...... with 151 comments 5th place is ...... with 92 comments 6th place is...... with 27 comments 7th place is...... with 26 comments 8th place is...... with 5 comments 9th place is...... with 2 comments 10th place is...... with 1 comment 11th place is ...... with 1 comment ~Come on ladys u could do so much better~ Get friends to help comment bomb u comment bomb yourself..... ~ Maria ~

When Boredome Takes Hold.
When boredom takes hold, And my room feels so cold, I turn to comedy to lighten my mood. It's the laughter that soothes. Who says I have to take myself seriously? When writing a poem I'm free To do what I please with my words. Fucked up rhyme scheme, Mispeled wurds. Let rhyme scheme choke And grammar fuck a knife. (Sorry to be so graphic) (She's not usually like this) Freedom of speech Soldiers fight and die for me So I can be free To do as I please So why not take advantage And abuse my privileges Like the rest of society?

I Almost Forgot.
Reach across the bed Search for warmth I find you, pull you close to me Skin on skin, legs entwined I kiss your shoulders run my hands up and down your sides I want to tell you what's in my head my heart my dreams.. I say "I am so happy you are here." Then I feel it that rip that burn that sick reminder: I am alone In that second I want to Scream Cry Beg. FUCK. What made me think you would be here anyway?

Fake Pictures!!!
Ok this is my second blog about this!!! While scanning profiles, I find myself over here about to fall off of my chair at some of the pictures people post!!!Models..Models..Models...C'mon people!!! Don't ever want someones acceptance so bad that you try to be someone other than who you are...Be yourself, its the only way to be. Those who dont like you for who you are arent worth your time neways!!! :-)!!

This was written by a guy who has years of experience. Believe you me, most of them are true about girls.... 1. Whatever you do, don't just show up at her house...she runs around in her underwear just like we do. 2. DON'T CHEAT ON HER. It may seem foolproof, but girls tell each other everything about everything. Trust me, she WILL find out and you will be mud. 3. Beware of every single male relative and all guy friends. Any of them would kick your ass at the drop of a hat, and a lot of them wouldn't even wait for the damn hat. 4. Never miss an opportunity to tell her she's beautiful. 5. Don't refuse to kiss her in front of your friends. If they laugh at you, it's just because they're jealous. 6. If she slaps you hard, you deserved it. 7. Don't be afraid to touch her if you want to. If she's going out with you in the first place, it's because she likes being in your arms. 8. If you don't sleep with her, DON'T tell your friends that you did. 8.5 If you

If It Wasen't For Angels
Do you believe in Angels? Or how about love at frist site? I have always thought that my three daughters were my Angels sent from Heaven, But now I know they arn't the only Angels watching over me... I believe in Angels and love at first sight for the fact that at the time Aron came into my life I needed the extra hand to hold me up, even if it was over the phone for the first 2 months he was allways just a call away. And the first time I met him, I knew if I ever got the chance I would take him home with me. Then all do reality, he called me the night I was having a bad night at work and asked me what I was makin for dinner. So the Gods must have had Aron right where we would meet at the perfect time and made us fall in love within just a few weeks, Neither one of us had love one our minds at the time, but unfortionaly we didn't have a choice in the matter destany had allready figured out our fate for us. So if it wasn't for Angels or some higher power I would have never been a

Drugs Are....
Two young guys were picked up by the cops for smoking dope and appeared in court on Friday before the judge. The judge said, "You seem like nice young men, and I'd like to give you a second chance rather than jail time. I want you to go out this weekend and try to show others the evils of drug use and get them to give up drugs forever. I'll see you back in court Monday." Monday, the two guys were in court, and the judge said to the 1st one, "How did you do over the weekend?" "Well, your honor, I persuaded 17 people to give up drugs forever." "17 people? That's wonderful. What did you tell them?" "I used a diagram, your honor. I drew two circles like this... O o ...and told them this (the big circle) is your brain before drugs and this (small circle) is your brain after drugs." "That s admirable," said the judge. "And you, how did yon do?", he asked the second boy, "Well, your honor, I persuaded 156 people to give up drugs forever." "156 people! That's amazing! How did y

Time Apart
Well Today my hubby left for his 6 month deployment. Sucks but it's his job. So now I get to be a single mother for the next 6 months. Now I have done it before, and can only hope it will get easier each time, yet this time I feel like it will be just the opposite. Mainly because Im preg. and Tired ALL THE TIME! atleast when he is here, I would get breaks, but not now! 180 days to go!!!!

The Good The Bad, And The Ugly
The Good, Bad and Ugly Good: Your hubby and you agree, no more kids Bad: You can't find your birth control pills Ugly: Your daughter borrowed them Good: Your son studies a lot in his room Bad: You find several porn movies hidden there. Ugly: You're in them Good: Your husband understands fashion Bad: He's a cross-dresser Ugly: He looks better than you Good: Your son's finally maturing Bad: He's involved with the woman next door Ugly: So are you Good: You give the birds and bees talk to your daughter Bad: She keeps interrupting Ugly: With corrections Good: You wife's not talking to you Bad: She wants a divorce Ugly: She's a lawyer Good: The postman's early Bad: He's wearing fatigues and carrying an AK47 Ugly: You gave him nothing for Christmas Good: You're daughter got a new job Bad: As a hooker Ugly: Your coworkers are her best clients Way ugly: She makes more money than you do Good: You're son is dating someone new Bad: It's another man Ugl

True American
It is time to change from REDNECK humor to TRUE AMERICAN Humor! Only I don't see it as Humor, but the correct way to LIVE YOUR LIFE ! If you feel the same, pass this on to your True American friends. Ya'll know who ya' are... You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: It never occurred to you to be offended by the phrase, "One nation, under God." You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You've never protested about seeing the 10 Commandments posted in public places. You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You still say "Christmas" instead of "Winter Festival." You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You bow your head when someone prays. You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You stand and place your hand over your heart when they play the National Anthem. You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You treat Vietnam vets with great respect, and always have. You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You've never burned an American flag. You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You know what you b

Story Of A Good Man
A good looking man walked into an agent's office in Hollywood and said "I want to be a movie star." Tall, handsome and with experience on Broadway, he had the right credentials. The agent asked, "What's your name?" The guy said, "My name is Penis van Lesbian." The agent said, "Sir, I hate to tell you, but in order to get into Hollywood , you are going to have to change your name." "I will NOT ch ange my name! The van Lesbian name is centuries old, I will not disrespect my grandfather by changing my name. Not ever." The agent said, "Sir, I have worked in Hollywood for years... you will NEVER go far in Hollywood with a name like Penis van Lesbian! I'm telling you, you will HAVE TO change your name or I will not be able to represent you." "So be it! I guess we will not do business together" the guy said and he left the agent's office. FIVE YEARS LATER..... The agent opens an envelope sent to his office. Inside the e

Taken The Plunge
Well I finally decided to take the plunge last week and invest some real money on online poker. I'm only playing the $3 1 table tournaments and very small blind open tables but so far I'm holding my own and slightly ahead. Feeling like crap today after staying up to 1am last nite trying to win a seat in next weekends free money tournament. Cost me nothing to enter, along with 9999 others, and after 4.5 hours I busted out just after 1am in the morning. Made a dumb call just before 1am and went out on a hand where I would have taken the chip lead but my trip 3's lost out to hitting a flush on the turn. Still finishing 58th out of 10000 gives me some confidence. Now I just need to get through today with this damn flu and tiredness.

Consume More Vitamin –e For Bigger Babies
CONSUME MORE VITAMIN –E FOR BIGGER BABIES Pregnant women with higher levels of Vitamin-E in their blood are likely to give birth to bigger babies, says a study. Theresa O. School and colleagues at the University of Medicine and Dentistry of New Jersey in Stratford followed 1,231 women and measured the plasma concentrations of alpha-tocopherol- one, a form of Vitamin-E, at week one and week 28 of their pregnancy. They found the women who had a higher level of the vitamin during the tests tended to have bigger children, reported news portal All Headline News. It's possible that Vitamin-E directly affects birth size by increasing blood flow and nutrients to the foetus, the researchers report in the American Journal of Clinical Nutrition. Although it's not clear that women should take any extra Vitamin-E beyond what's in standard prenatal multivitamins, scientists said a healthy diet is essential for the overall development of the foetus.(embryo in the uterus)

Reflecting On Past
That first time was lost a little in a daze. The first day in a mist of post-alcoholic and lust-filled bliss. I can't recall it. Did I dream when we woke in the night and made love again? Almost without speaking, we just fell into one another's arms and took ourselves somewhere else, knowing through instinct that this is what the other needed? The morning of our last day, those last few hours. That is what brings me so much pleasure now. the first touches, the first time I slipped my hand into your clothes, the first time I put my lips to your niple and tasted the firmness building. When we kissed and the shiver of your body beneath me. That was amazing but - a haze. It was more the dream coming true. So fast, so desperate, and so beautiful - but yet, because it was such things, it did not seem quite real. The reality came when we woke together, and it occured to me that I was finally with you in the bed, finally able to hold you, to lie thigh to thigh, breast to breast, lip to lip.

Rough And Lovin' It...
rough and lovin' it... push me up against a wall. grind your hard cock into my ass. tell me in no uncertain terms i am your slut tonight. roughly grab at my luscious breasts. secretly delight me with your hard touch. throw me on the bed and rip off my clothes. tell me to get on my hands and knees. "suck my cock you little whore, don't forget to use that pretty little tongue on my balls" pull my hair and make me cry out. slurping hungrily on your dick like i'll never be able to again. shoot your load deep into my throat . make me milk you dry...not a drop spilt. push me on my back my legs spread wide. thrust your cock deep into my cunt. run your fingers forcefully over my swollen clit. make me writhe in sexual ecstasy. fuck me hard until i can scream no more. walk out the door zipping your pants as you go. leaving my cum and sweat covered body begging for more... dg

Slave's Dairy.november 12th Wed
It started on the station. Those poor passengers. The poor employees of First Great Western. They did look a little stunned. Off the train I went, and walked over to where you stood. We took one another by the arms, then... How can anyone express it without being crude? We kissed, yes. It was enough to make my head reel after so long apart. But yes, we pushed our tongues into each other, deep into the waiting mouth. We tried to swallow each other whole. The crowded platform just turned and stared, and then looked away quickly, hoping we'd go away. We won't go away. We are in love and it is wonderful and we don't CARE if you see us kissing. In fact, we're proud of it. Look! We kissed everyone! I kissed a wonderful person right here and I am GLAD you all saw me do so. Mistress looked amazing, in her fur trimmed coat - gods it was cold - and PVC skirt. We caught the bus outside the station, and despite being harrassed by the drunk Irishman (he was amusing, but clearly couldn't figur

Roadside Angels
Roadside Angels Years after an angel gave my car a 'jump start,' I was able to pass on the kindness to a blue-eyed stranger. By Holly Hale-Haug My son and I have had at least two experiences we believe were with angels. The first incident happened when my son was about 6-years-old. I had finished shopping at K-mart and was getting into my car when I discovered the battery was dead. I propped my car's hood up and asked everyone who passed if they had jumper cables, but no one did. We waited for what seemed like an eternity, but no one else came. Suddenly, an older truck appeared out of nowhere and a man asked if I needed a jump. When I said yes, he told me that years ago his car battery had also died and someone had helped him. Ever since then, he carried jumper cables to help others. We talked about the community, about where we lived, and about churches. He said he had gotten a little put off by church, and I told him he should "keep the faith" and go back to one, even if

A Tale Of 2 Nuns
One of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM), and the other one was known as Sister Logical (SL). It is getting dark and they are still far away from the convent. SM: Have you noticed that a man has been following us for the past thirty-eight and a half minutes? I wonder what he wants. SL: It's logical. He wants to rape us. SM: Oh, no! At this rate he will reach us in 15 minutes at the most? What can we do? SL: The only logical thing to do of course is to walk faster. SM: It's not working. SL: Of course it's not working. The man did the only logical thing. He started to walk faster, too. SM: So, what shall we do? At this rate he will reach us in one minute. SL: The only logical thing we can do is split. You go that way and I'll go this way. He cannot follow us both. So the man decided to follow Sister Logical. Sister Mathematical arrives at the convent and is worried about what has happened to Sister Logical. Then Sister Logical arrives. SM:

My Side
My score on The Are you Dominant or submissive Test: The slave(You scored 25)Whoa! You spend a lot of time on your knees and pleasing your partner. You make decisions which are clearly for the benefit of maintaining a relationship that lands your parter at the top of the teeter-totter.. awesome, your parter, if they're dominant, is probably very happy! Link: The Are you Dominant or submissive Test (OkCupid Free Online Dating)

What In The World.
Im so confused with everything around me at this point in time. The world seems to be spinning without me. Everyone that ever cared about me is now gone in some distant place, or hates my existance. when i moved ten minutes away, my friend went suicidal, and i wasnt there to console her like i normally would. so she went to a mental institution. This is bullshit. I hate everything right now. Oh well, times change and so does everyone else it seems.

Old People Are Great!!!
This will warm your heart - just when you have lost faith in human > kindness. > > Someone who teaches at a middle school in Safety Harbor , Florida , > forwarded the following letter. The letter was sent to the principal's > office after the school had sponsored a luncheon for the elderly. An elderly woman received a new radio at the lunch as a door prize and was writing to say thank you. This story is a credit to all humankind. Forward to anyone you know who might need a lift today. > > Dear Safety Harbor Middle School : > > God bless you for the beautiful radio that I won at your recent senior > citizens luncheon. I am 84 years old and live at the Safety Harbor > Assisted Home for the Aged. All of my family has passed away and I am all > alone now so it's nice to know that someone is thinking of me. God bless > you for your kindness to an old forgotten lady. > > My roommate is 95 and has always had her own radio. > > Before I received mine she would

Cleansing The Stench Of Life
i've had a few folks come up to me and ask me adivce on how to make their life's less "smelly." well, you see, folks....the answer is simple...and below i describe it in wonderful, metaphorical detail...enjoy.life can sometimes smell bad, like ripe diapers in summertime. how does life manage to get such a stench? it's simple. sometimes people like you and me forget to give our life a shower and use our built-in soaps on it. so we sit through life as all of the dirt and filth of failures, embarrassments, and just plain stupid things we do begins to go all stagnant on our life's body.you see, our life is a cripple. it's paralyzed from the neck down. therefore, we must constantly take care of our life, otherwise it's gonna have brown skidmarks in it's underwear. it's our duty to keep our life's underwear clean, as well as making sure that our life itself is clean.if we decide to stop taking care of our life, it will not be pleasant. life's horrible stench will once again pass though your

Help Me Bcome A Nutty Cherry!
Hey Guys and Girls, Please help me get to the next level. I have been stuck at 99.99% of Friend of CherryTap for a full day. Anything you cherries can do will be greatly appreciated! All my love, SexySherry

Cut To Live
Well I’m alone and I cant see the end! Should I move forwards? I hurt yet to say I do just seems to real! It was I that did it! Yet it is I that burns! I cut to feel. I cut to live! Not to deep just enough to bleed! Not enough to die! Just enough to bleed! I watch the blood spread across my palm. It is warm! It is sticky! It feels real! I see my pain there in this small rivet of blood! I reach for the blade once more! Will I go to deep this time? Will I end the pain? Will I stop feeling this hurt if I do! Or will I just make new hurts! I cut slowly so I can saver the feel! I cut slow so I can see the blood come! I cut to feel, to see, to forget the numbness! I cut to live! I cut to deep! Now the blood wont stop! Now it all goes dark! But the pain dose go! And now I am free! ~The Wolf~

Accident Prone Princess :p
Maaan.... Im so accident prone... I even hurt myself whilst SLEEPING... grrrrr... Woke up wif a big nasty bump on the back of my head.. God only knoes how it got there coz I aint got no walls round my bed :P and I think I WOULD remember if I hit my head if the result is such... oh well... Hope this year sweeps away all your misfortunes n blow in some luck ur way.. Take care :) xox

Friends? Is True Though
I don't want to make friends with people that attempt to catch my attention by staring or glancing. I don't want to make friends with people that follow me for a few minutes and walk away. I don't want to make friends with people that sit next to me or near me and wait for me to say something. I don't want to make friends with people that keep showing up at my job in hopes some connecting moment with make miracle of itself. I don't want to make friends with people that say "I like your style/hair/hat/jacket/eyebrows" and then don't have anything else lined up. I don't want to make friends with people that talk to me out of the blue. I want someone to walk up next to me and keep walking as if we know one another and we started together from point [a] and plan to continue to point [b]. I want someone who keeps going no matter how far I go, keeping up and not questioning or asking "where?". I want someone who just says "hey" and that ends it. I want someone who understands that silence

Flight Of Fancy
No one word could be used to describe how they felt towards each other, the spark between them was ever-present and translated into so many other feelings; lust, fire, “juice,’ and passion coupled with a respect and near admiration for each other. So strange to look at another and see so much of one’s own self staring back, at times, perhaps, almost unnerving. In some strange, maybe funny way, it reminded him of the story of Narcissus; staring into the pool at his own reflection until he became so transfixed with the image of himself that it consumed him. That probably is not a fair comparison but, the first that comes to mind. They were not consumed, but the way they bantered about, verbal jabs, blocks, crosses and counter-moves exhibited a dynamic between them that was challenging, compelling, testing yet, never mean-spirited. It was more like a dance between to creatures, equals, who were each moving about, twisting, turning and gyrating around their “opponent” in this intricate

Encounters
Since their first intimate encounter they had met routinely now, although, there was nothing routine about these meetings. Both loved the sexual variety they indulged in yet, they each surely had their favorites. She quickly labeled him as “talented” in many respects especially, in the oral department, Actually, she was rather surprised, and delightfully so, that he did possess such great talent in this area – an area she was fast-growing to appreciate and fully enjoy. He wasn’t quite sure why that was. It may have been the fact that he “got lucky” the first time out and hit her G-spot which sent her through the roof or, was it that just she needed to surrender for a change and let someone, something, just take her over and consume her – if even for just a short while. When he went down on her she always surrendered herself to him in that way knowing full well that she was in good hands. Whatever world it was she entered during that time was a place he would see her drift off to – d

My Quizz
Which ArchAngel are you most like? Rafael. You're most like the ArchAngel of Healing. You want people to shape up, and you nag. But you mean well, and you're well loved despite it. Or because of it. You bring the donuts even as you tell people to eat more veggies.Take this quiz! Quizilla | Join | Make A Quiz | More Quizzes | Grab Code

Night Flight
Although they had met many times, this time was a little different. Both had found a way to escape for a few days and not be bound by the usual curfews and confines their respective primary relationships demanded of them. They met as his “other hotel” – near LAX – and although she claimed to “hate surprises,” she showed up for this one nonetheless. He had asked her to pack for two days and oddly, to be certain to wear a skirt. She complied. After a brief interlude at the hotel – they could not meet like this and not get all hot and sweaty – Heaven forbid – they exited the room, headed down to the lobby and hopped on the shuttle to the airport. Although the hour was late – around 9 PM – her curiosity was piqued and she now wondered what lie ahead. She trusted him, no doubt but, this far surpassed any of his other “little surprises” – blanketing the bed with flowers and food, transforming the hotel room into a “construction site” complete with orange cones, movable barricades an

Sexy Stranger In A Stoned State Of Mind...
i watch her from across the room with awe in my eyes as she moves around the room, talking to pretty much everybody near her. as she mingles, i sit there on the couch in a half stoned and half drunk state, and stare at her, thinking about all the naughty things i'd love to do to this girl. i start to think about how i don't even know her and why someone i don't even know is at my party, i ignore these thoughts and instead think about me spreading her legs and getting in-between them. i stare and stare and suddenly, she realizes that i'm staring, and walks over to me. a conversation and three or four drinks later, and we're back in my room, passing around the peace pipe. i watch stephanie's every move as we sit side-by-side on my bed, observing her sexyness as closely as possible. her low-cut and way-too-tight t-shirt is nice, but the cute black mini-skirt and black leather boots seal the deal for me. somehow, our conversation lands on sex and hilariously enough, the size of my penis

Princessed Is Bestest
The blind Can see I dont give A damn Your life Does not Fall On me Again My friend You've reached The end Of what could Never be Tomorrow The sun Will rise And there Will be Another day Come out With us And join Our play Dont just Wallow in Your dark Always

Contest For Sexiest Man In Jeans
I will be running a contest of my own. It's called the Sexiest Man In Jeans. This is my first one, so I am hoping that things go well. I have 2 people that have entered so far, and I am looking for 8 more. I will be accepting entries until Tues. Jan. 9 th at 3 pm. I will open the contest and get it running once I have 5 pics for the contest, but I will still be accepting entries until I have the 10 men in the contest. So guys please get your pics into me asap. Private message me the link to the photo that you want to enter and I will rip it to enter it. The contest will be running until Mon. Jan. 15 th at 6 pm which will be the closing time. The rules will be as follows: 1. No downrating pics, but it will still count as a vote anyways. 2. Show good sportsmanship, do not be nasty to other people in the contest. I will not tolerate any BS. 3. This contest is going to be run legit. 4. No NSFW pics, I will not enter them. 5. Comment bombing will be allowd, the winner will

Good Morning Friends
Just wanted to say Good Morning to everyone and send out huge thanks to everyone who rates my profile and pics! I especially enjoy rtings on my sons racing pics, and anyone wishing to see him "play" can view a video we found last night by one of his luckier friends being sponsered by KTM racing at williamsonracing.com click on home at top let side of page, let video load and the pic you are veiwing while its loading you can see Chris- which is my youngest son and his friends. If you look at the bikes while they are playing, his front and side plates for his racing numbers has his last name and number on it. Thanks for viewing. Jen

On Your Bookshelf!
Ok ladies I know we all have picked up one! So what self help books or relationship/dating books do you have on your book shelf? Don't lie because I know you have at least picked one up at one time. We all do it. I am sure I have a few on my shelf. Now if I have read them that is another story. LOL! So any favorites? One of my friends recently said I should pick up the book "He's just not that into you". She said it might explain some of the past idiots I have dated, pursued, and been in a relationship with. Now if there was just a handbook given to women at birth to explain why men act as they do would be great. Big Hugs, ~Nadya~

Perfect Place
is a place close to your heart, serene and beautiful. I know one place, a place where i can find myself in there. A place i know that my love is safe and kept forever. It is within no matter how many billion fences built before me to enter in, i know im there...if only allows me, i am very happy. If only there are no fences i can run free, walk free and as carefree stride along to that place i know.

What To Do With Me In My Room?
WE'RE LOCKED UP IN MY ROOM FOR TWENTY-FOUR HOURS & WE COULD DO WHATEVER YOU WANTED, WHAT WOULD YOU DO WITH ME? TELL ME IN MY INBOX... CUZ ITS A SECRET... THEN REPOST THIS IN YOUR BULLETIN... YOU MIGHT BE SUPRISED WITH THE RESPONSES YOU GET. THEY COULD MAKE YOU LAUGH OR EVEN SMILE OR EVEN DISGUSTED... REPOST IT SAYING... U + ME + MY ROOM =

~~ Best Tattoo On Ct Contest ~~
~~ Okay tattoo contest to open on 1/11 thur 1/18~~ Come and enter. So far I have 2 tattoos..... got a tattoo pic to enter send to my inbox and i'll enter it. Now since Baby J lifted the spam thing the contest can go back to normal. thanks ~ maria ~

Law Enforcement & First Responders
This article came from Police One I thought it might be of interest to all public safety personnel. Personal Protecive Equipment: Terrorism & First Responders by Lt. Raymond E. Foster, LAPD (ret.), MPA Sponsored by ITT Night Vision Prior to September 11th, 2001, first responders generally agree that Chemical, Biological, Radiological and Nuclear (CBRN) incidents and threats were an issue for our brothers and sisters in the fire service. Indeed, standards for Personal Protective Equipment (PPE) were developed by and for firefighters in 1994. However, the WTC and Pentagon attacks, as well as the anthrax attacks of that September and October 2001, stirred our thinking on what PPE requirements were necessary for first responding police personnel as well as special units within the police service. What is CBRN and PPE? CBRN refers to the deliberate use of a chemical, biological, radioactive substance or a nuclear bomb, to harm someone. In chemical attacks it is the

Time Management
So I figured something interesting out this weekend. When I sit and play the Legend of Zelda with minimal breaks I do a hell of a lot better than if I was to play and turn it off and go somewhere, then return. Yesterday from about 10:30 am to 10:30 pm I played and managed to finish two temples in one day and find some people that were lost. Now I know this game. It looks like the only thing left is Lake Hylia then Hyrule Castle, but that can't be it, because that would be too easy and I won't be happy at all. But yeah, next time you play a video game play it straight thru for hours. It works. =)

The Difference Between Men And Women;-)
1. A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't want. 2. A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife. 3. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. 4. To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot & love him a little. To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot & not try to understand her at all. 5. Married men live longer than single men - but married men are a lot more willing to die. 6. Any married man should forget his mistakes - there's no use in two people remembering the same thing. 7. Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed. Women somehow deteriorate during the night. 8. A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change & she does. 9. A woman has the last word in any argum

Happy Monday ,and Sorry I Have Not Been Around. ;)
Hello everyone. I am sorry that I have no been around, or left comments or replied to ones left. I have been hanging out over at Orfay, and working on my web sites. I dont mean to ignore you, I guess I just dont like the set up here as much. I will check in from time to time. But I can post hundreds of pix, at Orfay,and what I really love to do is show my photography, model shoot pix, and photo modifications and graphics work I have done. Check me out on Orfay, here is my link there. http://firelilly.orfay.com/ Let me know you are a friend from LC, and I may be able to add you. Most of my friends are already there. Also, I have a favor to ask. The January contest is up and running. I came in second place with the last one. Now, I am asking my friends, fans, and club members to help me win this time. Come one and vote for me. The same deal as last time. A paid $500 shoot, and more exposure for modeling. I would really appreciate the vote and if you would tell others to also. Here

Another Week Begins!
Good morning/good afternoon, Everyone! I hope everyone has a wonderful day. I have a busy day on tap; actually, a busy week, by the look! I'll be online when and where it fits into the daily routine, lol! But I'll be thinking and sending positive energy out to all my friends and family here at CT. To the individual/individuals who sent me that lovely warm energy this morning, thank you! I appreciate it more than you know! (You know who you are, lol!!) Much love and hugs! Blessings, one and all!

Great Works
What makes a work of art great to you? Well, I suppose more importantly; do you actually CARE about works of art? My personal views on the whole thing seem to differ from the art "community". That's fine by me, I just wonder if anyone else sees things the same way. Like most things in my life, the art that appeals to me is that which creates some sort of emotional response. I can stare at certain "masterpieces" all day long - I can appreciate the colors or lines or what the hell ever and yet, if it doesn't envoke some sort of "FEELING" I just don't "get it". I should also point out that I am speaking of all forms of visual art; paintings, drawing, statues, photographs, tattoos...they all fall under MY category of "art". There are works of art that have impacted me deeply enough that I have never forgotten the emotions I felt the first time I saw them. I have seen pictures that have created a place that I need to visit or have introduced a person that I long to know.

As Kimi's Life Once Again Spirals Outta Control:
Ok let's take stock of wtf is going on in Kimi's world these days: started a little over a wk ago with bruno.. knew something was wrong. had an idea of what it was, and today when my gf becky from work offered to take him to the vet for me for eval.. it was confirmed, hydrocephallus.. water on the brain.. his wailing and crying was a pain response. he would never get better, he would never have a "normal head" he would never be able to see properly he would never have a normal life, and he would always be in pain.... so.. we did what needed to be done.. in the end phoenix made the decision, it was hard, real hard on her but she knew she had to do it, and the vet was really really nice, didnt charge us, and even put him in a little box for boo to bury.. this is the end to a sad little life, and hopefully a beginning to no pain in the next if ya believe such a thing.. so we move on, go to work, got the shit scared out of me.. fefe said that the administrator had called and for me to b

Monday Inspiration?
Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough. - Groucho Marx There is absolutely no inevitability as long as there is a willingness to contemplate what is happening. - Marshall McLuhan Computer Science is no more about computers than astronomy is about telescopes. - EW Dijkstra

Sleeping Disorders… Is That Called Narcolepsy
Good Morning. How’s the world treating you today? Or should I say how did it treat you this past weekend, perhaps it’s to early to determine today’s treating. Just hope you were treated well. Hey, I just heard something on the radio about a window washing in Nashville Tennessee cleaning windows around the 20th floor on the Fifth-Third Bank apparently fell asleep. Now…I have fallen asleep on the couch, also at a movie…(The Documentary of Noah’s Ark) That flick was about as interesting as watching lawyers decipher the National Electrical Code….Yeah.. Prod me with a hot iron. I have fallen asleep high in the air as well…. Not the 20th floor mind you I was on an Airplane. I heard tale that I also as a kid did the Spaghetti face first dive into my plate…Now how many kids have not done that? I have fell asleep in a hammock and nodded at company meetings....Yeah…those were important blah, blah, blahs.. But in all my recollections I just can’t remember a time I was dangling from scaffolding

Random Myspace Survey.. I Had Fun With It.
1) Single, Taken, or Crushing? Single, and always will be ;D 2) Are you happy with where you are? Fuck no 3) When you meet the right person, do you fall fast? Nope, when it comes to relationships girls are just dumb... It's always about the material shit the person has to offer and how big their cock is... Fuck women... Fuck them in their stupid assholes 4) Have you ever had your heart broken? A few times, live, learn and grow hatred. 5) Do you believe that there are certain circumstances where cheating is ok? In my perfect world, no... In todays society... Shit sooner or later the slut will cheat on you, and for that reason you can use the whole faithfull thing against her, unless the cumdumpster gave you an STD then I fully belive domestic violence is acceptable. 6) Would you ever take someone back if they cheated on you? It's amazing how you can care so much about a person and let them fuck you over continuously, sleeping with other guys, treating you like shit,

Updates On Cash Contests Going On Now 1-8-2007
Sexy Cherry Contest - Winner Gets $25.00 - Round 2 Starting Sunday Night @ 6 PM EST 1-1-2007 I will be sponsoring and holding a sexy cherry contest. This contest is open to all members of Cherry Tap and is free to enter. This contest is all about SEXY. This one is for Female and Males. The contest will end on 1-14-2007 @ 6 PM EST and the winner will be mailed $25.00 The 1st Place winner will win based on over all ratings (How Many Times You were rated.) and not comments. Thsi will put a stop to downraters. So even if they rate your pic a 1 you still get a rate towards winning. We will also give a 2nd place prize to whoever gets the most comments. 2nd place prize to be announced You cannot win both!!! Prizes will be mailed on next business day to the winners. To submit a picture you can PM me with a link to the pic you want to use and I will rip it for the contest Feel free to message me with any questions. Each week I will hold a different Cash Contest! Your

Death Of A Private Part
An old man, Mr. Goldstein, was living the last of his life in a nursing home. One day he appeared to be very sad and depressed. Nurse Tracy asked if there was anything wrong. "Yes, Nurse Tracy," said Mr. Goldstein, "My Private Part died today, and I am very sad." Knowing her patients were forgetful and sometimes a little crazy, she replied, "Oh, I'm so sorry, Mr. Goldstein, please accept my condolences". The following day, Mr Goldstein was walking down the hall with his Private Part hanging out his pajamas, when he met Nurse Tracy. "Mr. Goldstein," she said, "You shouldn't be walking down the hall like that. Please put your Private Part back inside your pajamas." "But, Nurse Tracy," replied Mr. Goldstein, " I told you yesterday that my Private Part died." "Yes, you did tell me that, but why is it hanging out of your pajamas?" "Well", he replied, "Today's the viewing."

Round 1 Sexy Cherry Winners And All Stats Inside For All Who Entered
Heather of the Team Larry & Heather Rating winner with 234 rates wins the 1st place prize of $25.00 2nd place goes to Bondage Bitch with 1999 comments... She wins either $10.00 or her choice of two DVDS from Sunshyne Video with free shipping! Congratulations to all! Thank you to everyone that played. Our sexy cherry Round 2 contest is now open follow the link below to vote and rate these fine people! http://www.cherrytap.com/images.php?u=343368&albumid=170339 Round 3 Starts later this week... Total Results All Entries are as follows Liz Rated 43 Times and 78 Comments MS Passions Rated 103 Times and 1994 Comments Kimberlicious Rated 35 Times and 14 Comments Irish Girl Rated 38 Times and 8 Comments Uber Cherry Queen Rated 27 Times and 14 Comments Bama Sweets Rated 60 times and 176 Comments Dark Princess Rated 28 Times and 154 Comments Juicy rated 40 times and 8 Comments Rebekah rated 142 times and 969 Comments Jami rated 81 times and 1082 com

Bear Fruit
John 15:1-2 “I am the true vine, and My Father is the Husbandman. Every branch in Me that bears not fruit He takes away: and every branch that bears fruit, He purges it, that it may bring forth more fruit.” When Solomon built his temple, he employed eighty thousand stonecutters. They chipped and shaped those stones in the quarry before bringing them to the temple mound. Why? Because Solomon didn’t want the sound of the hammers and chisels heard on the temple mound. In the same way, you are part of the living stones of His temple and God is shaping you down here in the quarry called “Earth.” Part of your shaping is in the form of persecution. So, don’t look at your persecutors as enemies, but as God’s stonecutters. Next time someone criticizes, mocks, or reviles you, offer this prayer: “Thank you God for bringing me another stonecutter.” God is shaping you to be what you ought to be. DID YOU KNOW! You have been accused of accepting Jesus Christ as your

Mommy Plz!!!!!
BUT IF YOU FIND YOU CANNOT STOP UNTIL YOU REACH THE END THEN YOU MUST HAVE A VERY BIG HEART... Mommy.. Johnny brought a gun to school, He told his friends that it was cool, And when he pulled the trigger back, It shot with a great crack. Mommy, I was a good girl, I did What I was told, I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold! But Mommy, when I went to school that day, I never said good-bye, I'm sorry Mommy, I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry. When Johnny shot the gun, He hit me and another, And all because Johnny, Got the gun from his older brother. Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much, And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush. And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now, And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now, And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best; Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest. Mommy,

My Craig's List Quandary: "like The Hair, Or Bare Down There?"
So far, since coming to Texas, I'm sad to say that I've been disappointed. I have yet to meet any of the CT Texans who promised to hang out with me since I moved from New York back in October. So, this morning, I tried something different. I went to the infamous craigslist.org site, visited the Dallas section, and browsed the Casual Encounters section there, just to see what I'd find. There were your average postings that were very obviously fake: the dead giveaway was a headline like "Soft and smooth Asian woman looking for a fling - w4m". Not that I know any Asian women, but I have yet to meet any horny ones in Dallas, especially with an obvious professional porn shot attached... and a link to a website. I used the community-moderated "flag as spam" feature and moved on. I eventually happened on a headline from January 5, called "Does everyone shave? - w4m - 28 (Richardson)". Opening the message, it said how she didn't find "shaved" men a turn-on; she liked the natural l

Why Is It The Usa Must Change?
I do not debate the humanity of the illegals. I do not care what race, creed or color. I do not negate their hard work. I do not doubt their home countries are not providing what they need. I do object to their not obeying the laws. I do object to their demands for rights to which they are not entitled. I do believe they are guilty of conspiracy when they pay a "coyote" to bring them into this country. I do object to their rants claiming all who want them to follow the law are racists, bigots, etc. Why are they so adamant about the USA changing to conform to what they want, but did nothing to help their own countries change for their betterment? We cannot let one group disobey all of our laws, allow their offspring to claim citizenship, pay for medical help and criminal incarceration and all the needs that result from their illegal entry into this country. This country cannot absorb all the people who want a job and to better their lot. They will eventually have to do wh

My Training Is Nearly Complete!
Well it will be just a few more days until I have completed my CDL-A training. I have already finished all the classroom bullshit and have been driving for a couple of weeks now. I passed all my endorsement tests: HAZMAT, Tankers, Doubles & Triples, Air-brakes, etc... I have my clean bill of health with perfect vision and drug free pee-pee! I got finger printed for my HAZMAT endorsement and obtained my Permits to drive all kinds of 18-wheelers. This coming Saturday will be the State exam driving test along with a pre-trip inspection test ( let me tell you that this test is no joke ). There are about 50 things you need to remember to check on these trucks, both under the hood and all around the outside of this bitch. You need to know the names of all the parts and what problems to look for ( uuuuuuuggghhhhhhhh! ). I must say that I am pretty excited to be nearly finished. I have already had several job offers that dwarf any other job opportunities I have ever previously been off

Diamond Earrings And/or Platiumn Cherry
Ok Sweet Friends, you now have a choice...I need some help. Please let the bombing commence: Or I appreciate and love all who have helped. You are awesome...Just need some more! Give love and get love back..... Thanks all Hugs M'Lady Tina

House Sets 4 Day Work Week - Democrats Vow Is Already Broken
Democrats ran to expand the work week in the House to 5 days. But guess how long that lasted? Not even one week! "Culture Shock on Capitol Hill: House to Work 5 Days a Week" front-paged the WASHINGTON POST in December. Majority leader Steny Hoyer said members of the House will be expected in the Capitol for votes each week by 6:30 p.m. Monday and will finish their business about 2 p.m. Friday. Forget the minimum wage. Or outsourcing jobs overseas. The labor issue most on the minds of members of Congress yesterday was their own: They will have to work five days a week starting in January. But on the morning after the night before, on the first full week of the new congress, Hoyer has pulled back from his vow! A Hoyer press release boldly declares: "Monday, January 8, 2007: The House is not in session." The House is taking Monday 'off' this week, because of the championship football game between Ohio State and the University of Florida. And, of course, the following

Something Strange
It's weird. I have this strange excitement. I feel like something is coming. And a certain part of me wants to come out. For those of you that know me, you know what I mean. I have felt the full transformation. I mean everything. Everyone else is feeling the same way. What's really funny is that the year 2012 is now a year closer, and I feel it. Something big is getting ready to go down. So all my brothers, and sisters of the path. Please beware. And Please let me know if you have been feeling the same thing. And def. let me know if you have any clue as to what's getting ready to go down. Thanks, Wingy

Erotic Thoughts-sexy Green Ize
SEXY GREEN IZE, A FREAK LIKE ME ,HE LIKED WIRE..SO I WANTED TO TURN HIM ON THAT NIGHT,AND TURN HIM ON I MOST DEFINITELY WOULD!,..SIT YOUR ASS DOWN,.I WRAPPED IT AROUND HIS ARMS AND CHEST.THE BLOOD TRINKLED DOWN SO I TASTED,..HE WAS SO SEXY!,....PUSHING HIM BACK I NOTICED HIS COCK WAS ROCK FUCKING HARD SO I CLIMBED UP AND MADE HIM MY HORSE....2 B CONT---DAMN HE FELT GOOD!!,...AND I KNEW HOW TO MOVE MY HIPS..SO HE'D FEEL IT GOOD TOO YET NOT CUM!!,..STILL LOOKING RIGHT INTO IZE,GETTING HARDER N HARDER.BABY U WANTA CUM FOR ME? WANTA FEEL ME SPLASH ALL OVER YOU AND YOU INSIDE ME..PLZ ,PLZ...I MOVED ONE FUCKING WAY AND HE SCREAMED!!!

Then There Were Five.
Some nights like this... after months like this, I find myself cranking out pictures of a satisfactory caliber, talking to friends and family members that actually enjoy my company and don't just tolerate me- and I'm still a god damn mess. I think I might be one of those incurable cases of problematic. I was watching a documentary about interventions, and one lovely young lady on that episode was a cutter, I believe her name was Tamela. And she had the scarred, beautiful, and ripened to sweet perfection body that I need in my life for worship and re-useable entertainment. As I watched her trace whispy lines that erupted with blood down her wrists, across her thighs, between her tits, and over her ... unmentionables, I found myself in a combined state of arousal, and earnest longing. One part of me wanted to encourage her, beg her to cut deeper, to bleed for me, to come for me. The other side of me wanted to hold her down protect her from herself, explain that if she would just let m

What Went Wrong
i sit alone in a dark room staring at your photo wondering what went wrong i think of the good times because there wasn't any bad times and all i can think of is what went wrong. did i tell you that i loved one too many times is it the distance between us or was i just dreaming all i know is now i'm siting in the dark wondering what went wrong.

For Every 100 People That Join This, I Will Post A Nude Pic!!!
Hers how this will work!!! 1) For every 100 people that join, I make a nude pic of myself and post it on the site!!! However, you must A) Register B) Add pics to your gallery C) Have a variety of pics in your gallery D) Repost this c) Invite others 2) I will post a nude pic of everyones choice of me doing what ever!!! However, you must A) Make a note of what you wish to see B) Whats requested the most is whats posted C) Keep a track on the site and watch the numbers Thats the deal and now lets see what happens11 see the details bellow and go get started!!! This is not what you think either!!! Its all about your sexy pics and all you have to do is register and make your gallery in wich you can make a gallery inside gallery!!! Its better than eanything you have ever messed with and you get to have your own gallery under you own unique name as well as recieve comments from others!!! All are welcome and the best pics get moved over to the front home page under catigor

What I Want In A Woman
..........this is what i want.......... to be loved a better life to feel safe with my lover to be the only one for you to know you won't ever hurt me you to be happy with me and who i am a little time to my self if i ask for it some one who knows what she wants all i really want is to feel loved and to know that you won't ever leave me for another man just b/c there cuter or have more money if ya can't except me for who i am then don't be with me plzzz don't hurt me like others have i don't want the pain of a broken heart any more....... alrite i've decided to add on and fix it up a lil cuz i'm finding it hard to find sum 1 i'm done being fucked with if u wanna date me fine but if u think your gonna date me and then cheat on me that just aint gonna happen i've been hurt enough to know whats going on so if thats you plan take your ass sum where eles cuz i won't allow it so b4 comeing to me make sure u know exactly what you want from me DO YOU REALLY LOVE ME OR A

13 Principles
As Adopted By The Council Of American Witches Witch meet, April 11-14, 1974, Minneapolis, Minnesota In 1974 the Council of American Witches was formed with 73 Witches of varying traditions. They attempted to form a statement of common principles and definitions shared by Witches in order to dispel misinformation. These principles have been incorporated into one or more editions of the U.S. Army handbook for chaplains. Here follows the introduction that accompanied the principles, this explains them better than we can, and the 13 principles themselves. Although most Witches embrace the Wiccan Rede, many embrace some or all of these as well. The Council of American Witches finds it necessary to define modern Witchcraft in terms of the American experience and needs. We are not bound by traditions from other times and other cultures and owe no allegiance to any person or power greater than the Divinity manifest through our own being. As American Witches, we welcome and respec

The Charge Of The God
Listen to the Words of the Horned God, Who was of old called among men: Pan, Poseidon, Dionysus, Cernnunos, Mitros, Zeus, Apollo, Adonis, Herne, Lugh, Osiris, Cernunnos, And by many other Names. O Secret of Secrets, That art hidden in the being of all that lives, Not Thee do we adore, For That which adoreth is also Thou. Thou art That, and That am I. I am the Flame that burns in the heart of every being, And in the core of every Star. I am Life, and the Giver of Life, Yet therefore is the Knowledge of Me The Knowledge of Death and Resurrection. I am alone, the Lord within ourselves, Whose Name is Mystery of Mysteries. I am the Horned God. I am the Lord of the Universe, The Father of all living, The All-Devourer and the All-Begetter. I am He Whose Seed lies strewn As glittering Gems across velvet darkness Within the Womb of the Mother. I am the Lord of the Shadows In the darkness of the Underworld, For I am the Midnight S

The Charge Of The Goddess
Listen to the words of the Great Mother, who of all was called Artemis, Isis, Astarte, Diana, Hecate, Demeter, Kali, Inanna, Aphrodite, Cerridwen, Arianrhod, Brigid and by many other names. Whenever ye have need of anything, once in the month and better it be when the moon is full, then shall ye assemble in some secret place, and adore the spirit of me, who am Queen of all Witches. There shall ye assemble, ye who are fain to learn all sorcery, yet have not won its deepest secrets; to these will I teach all things that are as yet unknown. And ye shall be free from slavery; and as a sign that ye be truly free, you shall be naked in your rites; and ye shall dance, sing, feast, make music and love, all in my praise. For mine is the ecstasy of the spirit, and mine also is joy on earth; for my law is love unto all beings. Keep pure your highest ideals; strive ever towards them, let nothing stop you or turn you aside. For mine is the s

The Witch's Pyramid
The Witches pyramid, also called “The Four laws of the Magus,” is very ancient. They work great value to Witches and I suggest making special note of them. The Four Laws are matched to the Elements and give good advice for any Witch. To Know (Air) To know means to study and learn everything you can about magick and the way it can be used. As a Witch, you must know what you are doing when it comes to magick. I know it sounds logical, but you will be amazed at the number of beginners who take their studies in this area for granted. Practicing magick is not something to be taken lightly. It is a big responsibility for all Witches. Many times spells backfire because the Witch did not do his or her homework. These lessons will guide you in the right direction of a beginner/First Degree-Priest/Priestess, but you still must also read as many books as you can get your hands on, do research at a library or internet, ask other Witches opinions and continue to do this for the rest of your l

The Witch's Rune
Darksome night and shining moon, Hearken to the Witches' rune. East, then south, west then north, Here come I to call thee forth. Earth and water, air and fire, Work ye unto my desire. Wand and Pentacle and Sword Hearken ye unto my word. Cords and Censer, Scourge and Knife, Waken all ye into life. Power of the Witches Blade, Come ye as the charm is made. Queen of Heaven, Queen of Hell, Lend your aid unto the spell. Horned Hunter of the Night, Work my will by magic rite. By all the power of land and sea, As I do will, so mote it be. By all the might of moon and sun, Chant the spell and be it done.

A Song.. Its How I Feel
He looks at me. I fake a smile so he won't see. What I want and need And everything that we should be I'll bet she's beautiful. That girl he talks about, and she's got everything that I have to live without He talks to me I laugh 'cuz its so damn funny But I can't even see anyone when he's with me He says he's so in love, he's finally got it right. I wonder if he knows he's all I think about at night. He's the reason for the teardrops on my guitar. The only thing that keeps me wishing on a wishing star. He's the song in the car I keep singing, don't know why I do. He walks by me. Can he tell that I can't breathe? And there he goes, so perfectly. The kind of flawless I wish I could be. She better hold him tight, give him all her love, look in those beautiful eyes and know she's lucky 'cuz.. He's the reason for the teardrops on my guitar The only thing that keeps me wishing on a wishing star He's the song in the

The Witch's Creed
Hear Now the words of the witches, The secrets we hid in the night. When dark was our destiny's pathway, That now we bring forth into light. Mysterious water and fire, The earth and the wide-ranging air. By hidden quintessence we know them, And will keep silent and dare. The birth and rebirth of all nature, The passing of winter and spring. We share with the life universal Rejoice in the magickal ring. Four times in the year the Great Sabbat Returns, and the witches are seen. At Lammas and Candlemas dancing, On May Eve and old Halloween. When day-time and night-time are equal, When sun is at greatest and least. The four Lesser Sabbats are summoned, And Witches gather in feast. Thirteen silver moons in a year are, Thirteen is the coven's array. Thirteen times at Esbats make merry, For each golden year and day. The power that was passed down the age, Each time between woman and man. Each century unto the other, Ere time and the ages be

The Wiccan Rede
Bide within the Law you must, in perfect Love and perfect Trust. Live you must and let to live, fairly take and fairly give. For tread the Circle thrice about to keep unwelcome spirits out. To bind the spell well every time, let the spell be said in rhyme. Light of eye and soft of touch, speak you little, listen much. Honor the Old Ones in deed and name, let love and light be our guides again. Deosil go by the waxing moon, chanting out the joyful tune. Widdershins go when the moon doth wane, and the werewolf howls by the dread wolfsbane. When the Lady's moon is new, kiss the hand to Her times two. When the moon rides at Her peak then your heart's desire seek. Heed the North winds mighty gale, lock the door and trim the sail. When the Wind blows from the East, expect the new and set the feast. When the wind comes from the South, love will kiss you on the mouth. When the wind whispers from the West, all hearts will find peace and rest. Nine woods in t

The Craft Underground
The Craft underground For hundreds of years, the craft survived underground. Covens were scarce, and no one could learn unless they were from a family of Witches. The Law remained a deterrent from coming out, as the death sentence still applied. To learn and practice the craft took a great deal of courage. The possibilities of being found out were great, and the whole thing had to be kept quiet. However, during this time, Witches were still getting a seriously bad press, but not because they were practicing magick in towns and villages, this was the age of the wicked Witch in fairy tales. However, things began to change in the early 1900's. People began to appear and stand up proudly proclaiming their beliefs in Paganism and Witchcraft. The Renaissance of the Craft Today, we can count ourselves lucky. We have the ability to believe in what we want to. Although some might deride us because of our beliefs, it is not illegal to practice Wicca. We now have at our fingertips, i

The Burning Times
The Burning times.... How that strikes fear and sickness to our hearts. Why did it happen? The Church began to feel threatened by the power these wise women and men had over local communities, soon this fear filtered back to Rome. The Church began to look at its policy towards pagans and witches in particular more closely. Why should the people look up to these pagan people and not to the Church? After all as far as the Church was concerned, they were Gods representatives, not pagans, heathen witches... Finally, the Church made a decision, which would change the lives of so many people, forever and bring about much suffering and pain through many centuries... Jean Bodin, in 1580, gave the legal definition of a Witch as "One who knowing God's law tries to bring about some act through an agreement with the devil". King James I changed his bible to read: "Thou shalt not suffer a Witch to live" just because he was afraid of the Scottish Witches who had prophesied doom for his

History Of Wicca 3
In England, in 1951, the last law against Witchcraft was finally repealed. This cleared the way for the Witches to speak up. In 1954, Dr. Gerald Gardner, born in Blundellsands, England on June 13, 1884 and died in 1964, in his book Witchcraft Today, said, in effect. “Witchcraft was a religion and, in fact, it is still. I know, because I am a Witch myself.” He went on to tell how the Craft was still very much alive, underground. He was the first to give the Witches’ side of the story. At the time of his writing it seemed, to him, that the Craft was rapidly declining and perhaps only hanging on by a thread. He was greatly surprised when, as a result of the circulation of his books, he began to hear from many covens throughout Europe, all still happily practicing their beliefs. Yet these surviving covens had learned their lesson. They did not wish to take the chance of coming out into the open. Who was to say the persecutions could not start again? For a while, Gerald Gardner’s was the si

History Of Wicca 2
There are many of these figures still in existence today. The goddess is usually depicted as very much a fertility deity, with legs spread wide and with greatly enlarged genitalia. The god is shown as a horned head. Incidentally, these carvings of the old god should not be confused with gargoyles. The latter are the hideous faces and figures carved on the four corners of the church towers to frighten away bad spirits. In those early days, when Christianity was slowly growing in strength, the old religion—the Wiccans and other Pagans—was one of its rivals. It is only natural to want to get rid of a rival and the church did not stop by any means to do just that. It has frequently been said that the gods of an old religion become the devils of the new. This was certainly the case here. The God of the Old religion was a horned god. So, apparently, was the Christian’s Devil. Obviously then, reasoned the church, the Pagans were Devil worshipers! This type of reasoning is used by the church e

Popularity ????????
I ask myslf this question alot and i hope that someone might have a clue as to why when your getting attention from the ther sex it sems like everyone starts to look at you and when you dont like on person in particular no on loks at you ???? does anyone understand this delema

History Of Wicca
Witches should be aware of their roots; aware of how and why the persecutions came about, for instance, and where and when the reemergence took place. There is a great deal to be learned from the past. It is true that much of history can seem dry and boring to many of us, but that is far from so with the history of Witchcraft. It is very much alive and filled with excitement. Twenty-five thousand years ago Paleolithic people depended upon hunting to survive. Only by success in the hunt could there be food to eat, skins for warmth and shelter, bones to fashion into tools and weapons. In those day’s people believed in a multitude of gods. Nature was overwhelming. Out of awe and respect for gusting wind, the violent lightning, the rushing stream, people ascribed to each spirit, made each a deity….a god. This is what we call animism. A god controlled the wind. A god controlled the sky. A god controlled the waters. But most of all, a god controlled the all important hunt….the god of hunting

Shut This Down. Child Lovers?
Please Help Shut Down This Site! http://www.puellula.com/Main.html, is a site for "child-lovers" to come and try and justify why they go after children. They try to explain the differences between loving a child and being a child molester or pedophile. Anything you call it won't change what it really is and that's wrong. Please Sign the Petition and then Forward http://www.thepetitionsite.com/takeaction/493662088

Love Spell
Your love is crashing through my veins. I feel this way every time it rains. Pink candles fill my surroundings. Thoughts of you race inside my head, as I begin grounding. It’s that kiss I can’t resist..... It’s that smile that drives me wild..... It’s that look that’s got me hooked..... In your eyes I’m mesmerized..... In your arms I fear no harm....... From a glance I’m in a trance..... From your voice I have choice..... This lust feels different this time, You somehow possess my mind. There’s some sweet magick in the way you hold me, Powers of the universe go crazy, as if we were meant to be. Falling night breathed in the dark of the affair. The shadows in the sky were dancing in the air. Trying to capture our hearts, the planets were on our side within our composite charts. I knew you once before, whether here or in a dream. I want you to show me what they mean. I want to surrender my body to your every need and desire,

Soul Mates
On a cold winter night, He came out underneath the lunar light. From the shadows where dreams are made of, A dark angel from the darker side of love. Within the midnight hour, she felt a sense of power. From the black mists of the ocean, through the thin air, He crawled out of the sea to find her standing right there. There was darkness all around. He whispered to her soul of pleasures never found. His aura radiated with grace, And she became wrapped in his magickal embrace. Her long raven hair intertwined them together, As the rain drops sprinkled down from the cloudy weather. He wrapped themselves within his painted wings. She looked into his midnight eyes and he began to sing. She held him tight and in that moment she was mesmerized. His eyes sparkled with stars and then she realized.... She had seen him somewhere before. He was the one she had been waiting for. A crimson tear slid down her cheek He kissed her face and held her within hi

Fire
wow. 2nite was jus interesting. there was a FIRE. in my dads room. cuz he is retarted. he left sumthing on & it fell into the trash can & caught fire. I was downstairs in the dinningroom on the computer n i smelled sumthing. & we've had an outlet burn before, thats wat i thought it was. n the asshole was downstairs in the livingroom too. Well i start goin lookin everywhere for a hot outlet wall feel.. cuz everything looked smokey when i was in the kitchen. Well then u hear my mums feet pounding n then she screams down cuz me & him r tryn to figure out wat the smokes comin from.. n shes like "its ur fuckin room u asshole".. n he ran upstairs.. i go freak out lookin for an fire extingrisher n dont u kno we threw it out years bak cuz it was expired but in panic i didnt remember. & then im tryin to run water up.. & his room n the bathroom had the most smoke in it, so i immediately start coughin reall bad.. & my mum tells me to go start opening windows n get a fan out n shit like

Summoned
It's 2:23 a.m. and I just got bace from a rescue mission. My friend calls me and hes left walking in the frigid fucking cold from the interstate to his house. About 7 miles. I was laying in my bed happily reading PetShop of Horrors. I roll my ass out of bed put on my hoodie and go rescue him in my hot pink kitten pajama pants that my 2 year-old niece got me. I have less then 1/4 tank of gas, no money and an expired license. He gets so mad at me when he found out and said if he knew that he would have just walked home. I told him that is exactly why I didn't tell him and he got so angry and I just laughed at him on the inside.

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LOVE is an intricate emotional state LOVE is a state of pleasure LOVE is a state of bliss LOVE is a state of determination LOVE is a state of caring LOVE is a state of attachment LOVE is a form of lust LOVE is a state of the mind LOVE is a state of bond LOVE is is a condition from within the soul LOVE is something ver special When you find your soul mate When you find true love Love will Conquer everything Love in purity will continue Love with Love and you will know JENNY just so you know I LOVE YOU

Gig
hey to all in the world of rock i had one of the best gigs on the planet yesterday all the fans loved us they mainly liked it when we covered metallica's one enter sandman and mamma said as well as dragonforce's vally of the damned n throgh the fire and flames it was all good a music career is the way forward its fun loud and drunk he he x

Nicest Vehicle Contest Come And Enter. (closed)winners Inside
Nicest Car/Truck/SUV/Van/Motorcycle Contest RULES 1. You must be in the picture with your vehicle(sitting insides would be better) 2. Comment bombing allowed 3.10,000 Comments WINS 4. 1st place winner(if a guy) gets Rolex watch or Men's ring (If a girl) Gets Rolex watch or diamond ring. 5. 2nd place is who ever has the most ratings will get Dozen roses and Romantic dinner for two. Contest will start when I get 20-30 entrys Please send me a private message with the link to your picture and i will rip it.

Stupid Girl
Artist: Garbage Lyrics Song: Stupid Girl Lyrics you pretend you're high pretend you're bored pretend you're anything just to be adored and what you need is what you get don't believe in fear don't believe in faith don't believe in anything that you can't break you stupid girl you stupid girl all you had you wasted all you had you wasted what drives you on can drive you mad a million lies to sell yourself is all you ever had don't believe in love don't believe in hate don't believe in anything that you can't waste you stupid girl you stupid girl can't believe you fake it can't believe you fake it don't believe in fear don't believe in pain don't believe in anyone that you can't tame you stupid girl you stupid girl all you had you wasted all you had you wasted you stupid girl you stupid girl can't believe you fake it can't believe you fake it you stupid girl

Contest Time
the hottest cherry, guy or gal... winner will get a mans ring, diamond ring, or diamond earrings. there choice. please let me know if you want to be in the contest the contest will start on wednesday january 10.. and end on Wednesday the 17. please enter, and see if your worthy of being the hottest cherry...there will only be one winner. So if your interested hit me up, and let me know what picture to use.. so please sign up. comment bombing and ratings will be added together, comment bombing aloud. most comments and ratings combine win. Tell everyone and repost for me please.. PEACE OUT.. chew

Much Trumpeted Reconstruction Efforts In Iraq Have Become Mired In Corruption Or Have Failed To Materialise
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a way to live.... Activity gets you busy. But productivity gets you results. Activity consumes time. Productivity frees it. Don't ask yourself why life is so complicated. Stop analyzing life. Just live it. Analysis is what makes it complicated. We are constantly unhappy, because our today is the tomorrow that we worried about yesterday. We worry because we analyze. Worrying has become our habit. That's why we are not happy. Don't worry about uncertainty because it is inevitable, but worrying is optional. Pain is not due to uncertainty. Pain is inevitable, but suffering is optional. We go through trials but don't have to suffer, it's also optional. With that experience our life becomes better not bitter. Experience is a hard teacher. She gives the test first and the lessons afterwards. She offers beneficial lessons to enhance mental strength. Inner strength comes from struggle and endurance, not when you are free from problems. And though succeeding fast se

Eros Day 2007
Join Dr. Susan Block, Friends & Lovers for our 8th Annual EROS DAY A Classical Tribal Astrophysical Celebration of Love, Lust & Blue Values Saturday Night, January 20, 2007 Doors Open @ 9 PM Show Starts @ 10:30 PM After-Party After Midnight @ Dr. Suzy's Speakeasy in the Soul of Downtown LA Featuring Masked Nude and Partially-Clothed Revelry, Uniquely Exciting Erotic Entertainment, including Female Ejaculation Demonstrations and Other Sex Educational Scenes, Swinging Fun & Orgiastic Games, Revolutionary Art, Aphrodisiac Buffet, Open Bar, Live Music, DJ & Dancing, Gene's Delicious Munchies, Sex Furniture for Frolicking, Sensuous Fantasy Atmosphere, Fabulous Erotic Gift Bags with Free Sex Toys, Free DVDs of the Original Eros Day, Free Eros Day Panties, & Free Speech Revival with STARS of the Erotic Underground,Celebrating the Power & Glory of EROS & the close proximity of the Phalically-Shaped Planetoid 433 EROS to Earth on January 20, 2007. Our EROS DAY OP