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Yesterday
Yesterday was forever ago, when it was only just a day, but it still lingers and with, every breath it starts to slip away. Further in the past it goes, And slowly my heart aches, I don't know how long I can keep doing this, Theres not much more I can take. Tomorrow is so far away, but I can feel it in my hands. Tomorrow will feel like yesterday, and fall though my fingers like sand. So take the days as they come, but hold them warm and tight, cuz before you know it before your eyes, your minutes make the night. Written by my friend Alana and me.

Rune Magick
Through out esoteric study, we find symbols in every thing. Runes and cards, Even tea and sand have been used to define the divine. The power of the symbol, is the focus most of us need to bring out our innate inner magick. I have used Runes to bring about positive change. It is the faith that brings about the magick, faith and an empathy with things around you, and the desire to make changes in your life. Runes do have one power that few others have. It is well understood and well documented. In other words, you don’t have to go far to find information about them, which is a great advantage for those of us who do not wish to create our own script. In this community, there is a look at the runes and there basic meaning. It does not take a great knowledge to start experimenting with rune magick and this very basic spell is a good start, it was the first I ever did some about 25 years ago. What you need. You will need a candle of Corresponding color, an oil burner with oil t

I Travel Most Of The Year
My work for Dept. of Homeland Security, has me traveling like 10 months a year. I have been in Las Vegas for 3 months now with maybe another month here. There is a lot to do here, besides gambling. I have a new understanding of Las Vegas. Now, where do I get sent next?? I dunno.. hehe

Pics
if u dont like my dirty pics then dont look at them, lol. every girl has tits and a pussy, who cares, they are just pics,all the same,just different color and sizes, geez people its just parts so what if they are private, they are mine not urs,later

Deep Water Fording W/ A Humvee
my deep water fording experience w/ a humvee,the water was freezin cold if you can't tell the expression on my face..... at this point i grabbed on the rail cause i noticed it was alot deeper than i thought it was,that definetly wasn't 5 ft of water....

The Runes
The Runes This is a very basic introduction to the runes. The correct name for the runic alphabet is the Futhark. It is the old Scandinavian/viking language.The Futhark consists of 1 blank & 24 runes. The best type to use are those made by yourself using wood, it doesn't matter what shape you make them, as long as you carve the runes onto them correctly, alternatively, you can buy them, but they are not as personal and as ideal. What follows is an example of the runes and basic meanings, I would recommend buying a good book on runes, the only problem is there are many variations of the meanings. THE ELDER FUTHARK f....fehu/feoh......possessions, nourishment....wealth, responsibility u...uruz/urisaz/ur...strength, man/womanhood, power th...thurisaz/thorn...gateway, place of non-action, a test to overcome fears a...ansuz/os...signals, messenger rune, represents the god loki, inspiration r...raido/rad...communication, re-union, a journey, a change k/

Diet Story (as Received By Email)
I have a Golden retriever. I was buying a large bag of Purina at Wal-Mart and was in line to check out. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog? (DUH!) On impulse, I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, and that I was starting the Purina Diet again. Although I probably shouldn't, because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms. I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry and that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again. (I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story.) Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food poisoned me. I told her no; I stepped off a curb to sniff an Irish Setter's butt and a c

Worth Reading
Racial Slur The following scene took place on a BA flight between Johannesburg and London. This is a true story. A White woman, about 50 years old, was seated next to a Black man. Obviously disturbed by this, she called the air Hostess. "Madam, what is the matter," the Hostess asked. "You obviously do not see it then?" she responded. "You placed me next to a Black man. I do not agree to sit next to someone from such a repugnant group. Give me an alternative seat." "Be calm please," the Hostess replied. "Almost all the places on this flight are taken. I will go to see if another seat is available." The Hostess went away and then came back a few minutes later. "Madam, just as I thought, there are no other available seats in the Economy class. I spoke to the Captain and he informed me that there is also no seats in the Business class. All the same, we still have one seat in the First class." Before the woman could say anything, the Hostess continued: "It is not

Norse Witchcraft (seiðr)
Seid (also seiðr, seidhr) was a form of divination and manipulative magic practised in pre-Christian Norse cultures. Practitioners of seid were predominantly women (seidkhona), although there were male practitioners (seidmadhur). The gods of Norse mythology were also practititioners of seid. In the Anglo-Saxon, practitioners of seid were referred to as wicca (m.) or wicce (f.). Forms of Seid As described by Snorri Sturlusson in his Ynglinga saga, seid includes both divination and manipulative magic. The type of divination practiced by seid was generally distinct by dint of an altogether more metaphysical nature than the day-to-day auguries performed by the seers (menn framsýnir, menn forspáir). The Practice of Seid In the saga of Eric the red, the seidkhona (or volva) in Greenland wore a blue cloak and a headpiece of black lamb with white catskins; carried the symbolic distaff (seidstafr), which was often buried with her; and would sit on a high platform, (this needs to be

What Lupus Is.
Lupus is a condition of chronic inflammation caused by an autoimmune disease. Autoimmune diseases are illnesses that occur when the body's tissues are attacked by its own immune system. The immune system is a complex system within the body that is designed to fight infectious agents, for example, bacteria, and other foreign invaders. One of the mechanisms that the immune system uses to fight infections is the production of antibodies. Patients with lupus produce abnormal antibodies in their blood that target tissues within their own body rather than foreign infectious agents. Because the antibodies and accompanying cells of inflammation can involve tissues anywhere in the body, lupus has the potential to affect a variety of areas of the body. Sometimes lupus can cause disease of the skin, heart, lungs, kidneys, joints, and/or nervous system. When only the skin is involved, the condition is called discoid lupus. When internal organs are involved, the condition is called systemic lupus e

Beer!
"THE BEER PRAYER" OUR LAGER, WHICH ART IN BARRELS, HALLOWED BE THY DRINK. THY WILL BE DRUNK, (I WILL BE DRUNK), AT HOME AS IN THY TAVERN. GIVE US THIS DAY OUR FOAMY HEAD, AND FORGIVE US FOR OUR SPILLAGES, AS WE FORGIVE THOSE WHO SPILL AGAINST US. AND LEAD US NOT INTO INCARCERATION, BUT DO DELIVER US FROM HANGOVERS. FOR THINE IS THE BEER, THE BITTER AND THE LAGER, FOR EVER AND EVER, BARMEN!

The Norse Rede Of Honour
In all that you do, consider it's benefit or harm upon yourself, your children and your people. All that which you do will return to you, sooner or later, for good or for ill. Thus strive always to do good to others or at least strive always to be just. Be honest with yourself and with others. "This above all; to thine own self be true". Humankind and especially your own family and folk have the spark of divinity within it. Protect and nurture that spark. Give your word sparingly and adhere to it like iron. In the world, your first trust and responsibility should be to your own people. Yet be kind and proper to others whenever possible. What you have, hold. Pass on to others only that which you have personally verified. Be honest with others. Let them know that you expect honesty in return, always. The fury of the moment plays folly with the truth. To keep one's head is a virtue. Know which battles should be fought and which battles should be avoided. Also

Joke
A Banbury senior citizen drove his brand new BMW Z3 convertible out of the car salesroom. Taking off down the motorway, he floored it to 90 Mph, enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left. "Amazing!" he thought as he flew down the M40, enjoying pushing the pedal to the metal even more. Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw a police car behind him, blue lights flashing and siren blaring. "I can get away from him - no problem!" thought the elderly Nutcase as he floored it to 110mph, then 120, then 130mph. Suddenly, he thought, "What on earth am I doing? I'm too old for this nonsense!" So he pulled over to the side of the road and waited for the Police car to catch up with him. Pulling in behind him, the police officer Walked up to the driver's side of the BMW, looked at his watch and said, "Sir, my shift ends in 10 minutes. Today is Friday and I'm taking off for the weekend. If you can give me a reason why you were

Norse Deities
The higher divinities are seperated into two kinds, the aesir and the vanir, the aesir are the gods and goddesses of social order & consciousness, while the vanir are the divinities of nature and well being. Odin & freyja cross over into magical divinities at will. The below mentioned gods and goddesses are key deities who open the way to the divine realms, they are the main deities to whom gifts are usually given. THE AESIR ODIN/WODEN Odin is the chief god, he is the god of the rune masters, he is the god who sacrifices himself to himself in order to gain the runes - the knowledge of self, the cosmos & the power to act within these realms & reshape parts of them at will. Odin is the god of poetry, magic, ecstasy & divine synthesis of consciousness. Animals attributed to Odin are : ravens, wolves, the horse & the serpent. TÍW/TYR Tiw is the god of law, he rules over justice & rational thought. He measures all things out in their right & proper order THOR/THU

Asatru Symbols
Valknut (Hrungnir's heart, heart of the slain, heart of Vala) Definition: This symbol found on old Norse stonecarvings is often called "Hrungnir's heart," after the legendary giant of the Eddas. It is also known as the Valknut, or knot of the slain, and it has been found on stonecarvings with funerary motifs, where it is possibly a symbol of the afterlife. With nine points suggestive of the nine worlds (and the nine fates) of Norse mythology, it is also an important symbol to many follwers of the Asatru faith. Odin's horn (triple horn, horned triskele) Definition: An emblem of the Norse God Odin. This symbol consistes of three interlocked drinking horns. Thor's hammer (Mjolnir) Definition: A stylized representation of the legendary weapon of the Norse God Thor. "Mjolnir" means "lightning." Solar Cross (Odin's cross, wheel of Taranis) Definition: The Solar cross is probably the oldest religious symbol in the world, appearing in Asian, American, European, and Indian relig

Nov,baby
November Babies Trustworthy and loyal. Very passionate and dangerous. Wild at times. Knows how to have fun. Sexy and mysterious. Everyone is drawn towards your inner and outer beauty and independent personality. Playful, but secretive. Very emotional and temperamental sometimes. Meets new people easily and very social in a group. Fearless and independent. Can hold their own. Stands out in a crowd. Essentially very smart. Usually, the greatest men are born in this month. If you ever begin a relationship with someone from this month, hold on to them because their one of a kind. Repost in 5 mins & you will excel in a major event coming up sometime this month.

"civil War" In Iraq
The Pentagon's "Proactive, Preemptive Operations Group (P2OG)" is behind many of the terrorist attacks in Iraq. The car bombings, assassinations, sabotage, kidnappings and attacks on mosques are designed to cause violence and discord between Sunnis and Shiites. P2OG in collusion with Israeli IDF and MOSSAD operatives are responsible for a series of secret covert operations whose purpose is to create an all out civil war in Iraq. The ultimate purpose is to dismember the country, achieve complete control and make it easier for the USA and Zionist Israel to profit from Iraq's vast oil resources. As part of the Pentagon's well funded programme, the CIA and Israeli MOSSAD have been training and arming the Kurds for terror raids inside Iraq. The Israeli operatives are also helping train US special forces in aggressive counter-insurgency operations, including the use of assassination squads against guerrilla leaders, prominent Iraqi academics, scientists, politicians and religious leaders.

The Norse Belief In The Afterlife
Asatru & the Afterlife Five thousand years ago our ancestors (Indo-Europeans) surged across land and sea in a wave of conquest, trade, and exploration that has come down in story and in legend to stir our imagination even today. Asatru is essentially their cultural legacy, now worldwide, wherever their descendants roamed. Scandinavia is simply the last place this culture existed in it's purest form, untouched by the influx of Semitic and Oriental religion and culture. The Norsemen took part in this drama, as did the related Germanic tribes on the European continent. We, their descendents - whether Scandinavian, English, German, Dutch, Frankish, or related peoples - can draw upon these mighty forefathers for our inspiration today. Asatru places the highest value of human freedom and individuality. This is true in both secular and religious matters, and is so strong that while we honor our gods and goddesses, we will never grovel before them. The Shining Gods and Goddesses (the Aes

Very Important Warning!!
THIS IS A WARNING TO ALL YOU CHERRY TAPPERS OUT THERE THAT HAS THIS GUY (josh 'xlllx_stealth_xlllx' s)ON THEIR FRIEND LIST OR HAS REQUESTED TO BE IN YOUR FRIEND LIST > > > PLZ ANYONE WHO HAS BEEN IN CONTACT WITH HIM DELETE HIM BLOCK HIM AND DO NOT ACCEPT HIM > HE IS A HACKER > HE HAS HACKED INTO MY YAHOO ACCOUNT AND AT LEAST 2 OF MY FRIENDS SO FAR THAT I KNOW OF > > THIS IS HIS LINK > xlllx_stealth_xlllx > > @ CherryTAP > > THIS IS HIS EMAIL ADDY smOkin_aces@hotmail.com > > NOW IVE DONE MY CHERRY TAP DUTY BY INFORMING YOU ALL ABOUT WHATS GOING ON ANYONE WHO DONT LISTEN AND TAKE THERE CHANCE DONT BLAME ME

Information On Asatru (part Ii)
Asatru Rituals and Practices: Their local religious communities are called Kindreds, Hearths, or Garths. Male priests are called Gothi; priestesses are Gythia The Blot: (pronounced "bloats") This is their most common religious ritual; it is a sacrifice to the Gods. In olden days, as with almost all ancient religions, an animal was consecrated to the deities and then slaughtered. This was not seen as a bribe or as a method of capturing the power of the dying animal. It is simply the way in which the ancient Norse shared their bounty with a gift to the Gods. Currently, the animal sacrifice has been replaced by the offer of beer, juice or mead. Afterwards, those present are either sprinkled with the liquid, or drink it in sequence. The Sumbel: This is a ritual drinking celebration, in which a horn filled with a drink is passed around the group. Each person delivers a greeting; a toast to the Gods, ancient heroes, or one's ancestors; or a story, song or poem. He or she then dri

Information On Asatru (part I)
History: Asatru is frequently regarded as one of the Neopagan family of religions. That family includes Wicca, Celtic Druidism and re-creations of Egyptian, Greek, Roman, and other ancient Pagan religions. However, many Asatruers prefer the term "Heathen" to "Neopagan" and look upon their tradition as "not just a branch on the Neopagan tree" but as a separate tree. Unlike Wicca, which has gradually evolved into many different traditions, the reconstruction of Asatru has been based on the surviving historical record. Its followers have maintained it as closely as possible to the original religion of the Norse people. Some sources state that Asatru or Ásatrú is of Norse origin, derived from the Danish word Asetro. It was "first seen in 1885 in an article in the periodical "Fjallkonan". The next recorded instance was in "Heiðinn siður á Íslandi" by Ólafur Briem (Reykjavík, 1945)." The title means "Heathen traditions in Iceland." Throughout Scandinavia the religion is called For

B.s.!!!!!!
Anyone else ever saw this bullshit? Tried to leave a comment for someone and this popped up! What the HELL!!!!!!!!! Error: you've triggered our anti-spam trap. please stop posting the same crap over and over. ps: if you ride the short-bus and don't understand what this means, please go back to myspace. thanks!

Braindead...
Extensive searching through the caverns of my mind I come to the realization that I am no one, I am nothing. Crippling thoughts of negativity corrupt my inner most pleasant hopes. Possabilities of probability negate itself as mental knives stab through what I wish I wasn't...Yet I am. I am braindead.

Another Day Of Sitting.
Since this is my first blog here let me explain: I am an OTR (over the road) driver for the past 7 years. If you don't understand my terminology just ask will be happy to explain. And sorry for any typos get in a hurry and don't always spell check. Well I am outside of Lafayette, La today and am sitting till monday till I can deliver this load in Baton Rouge, La. I hate these 34 hour restarts but makes it nice next week when I have my full 70 hours to run on. Came out of Los Angeles area with this load. Nice miles. But to much time to get it to destination. Tried to drop but no one in area monday to deliver so am stuck with it. Will try to write as often as I can when I get a WI-FI signal.

Hmmm, I Had More Luck On Myspace
As much as i enjoy the people I have met here, with the exception of a few, I havent really gotten to know anyone. It seems most people just want to be friends or get rated and then ....gone! Hopefully, the people I have had a chance to get to know a little have enjoyed talking to me and will continue to be my friends. But I think I might be one here much less in the future!

Me
Ok here I go.This is My first blog.I am not really sure what to say in this.I am fairly new to this site and I am trying to meet as many people as I can.I have been just roaming the site and rating other peoples sites.So please return the favor.

Heart Attack Info
Everyone should know that not every heart attack symptom is going to be the left arm hurting. Be aware of intense pain in the jaw line... You may never have the first chest pain during the course of a heart attack. Nausea & intense sweating are also common symptoms. 60% of people who have a heart attack while they are asleep do not wake up... The pain in the jaw happens to many & awakes them from a sound sleep. Some may be a fortunate ones. Trust them since they tell you its pain unlike anything they've ever experienced before... Given a choice between natural child birth & a heart attack, pain-wise ~ it's much easier to have a baby! Let's be careful and be aware. The more we know, the better chance we could survive... For example, say it's 6:15 PM and you're driving home (alone of course), after an unusually hard day on the job. You're tired, upset and frustrated. Suddenly you start experiencing severe pain in your chest that starts to radiate out in

Everyone Plz Read And Beware
THIS IS A WARNING TO ALL YOU CHERRY TAPPERS OUT THERE THAT HAS THIS GUY (josh 'xlllx_stealth_xlllx' s)ON THEIR FRIEND LIST OR HAS REQUESTED TO BE IN YOUR FRIEND LIST PLZ ANYONE WHO HAS BEEN IN CONTACT WITH HIM DELETE HIM BLOCK HIM AND DO NOT ACCEPT HIM HE IS A HACKER HE HAS HACKED INTO MY YAHOO ACCOUNT AND AT LEAST 2 OF MY FRIENDS SO FAR THAT I KNOW OF THIS IS HIS LINK xlllx_stealth_xlllx@ CherryTAP THIS IS HIS EMAIL ADDY smOkin_aces@hotmail.com NOW IVE DONE MY CHERRY TAP DUTY BY INFORMING YOU ALL ABOUT WHATS GOING ON ANYONE WHO DONT LISTEN AND TAKE THERE CHANCE DONT BLAME ME MySpace Comments

3x's
Before the morning's light chase shadows from my room You left three kisses on my lips So that when I awaken My soul will be embraced by your faraway love My heart wants to remember what I dreamt of this night But dreams drift away as if blown like thistle-down before the wind My Dream Spirit toils to capture the shards of lost thoughts and emotions And once it collects all the fragments The world suddenly blurs Images of you flower into beautiful shapes around me Charming my soul My heart falls before your feet, rejoicing in our love And when your dream lips meet mine my spirit is engulfed in flames You sing to my Passion with whispers For you know how fragile and delicate is she Anything greater than a faint echo would turn her to dust And the evening breeze would carry her away from my soul My dream finally fades Dissipating like gray phantoms surrendering to the emerging Sun God And I am left tasting the warmth of your three kisses

Rules For Women (as Shared By A Man!)
We always hear "the rules" from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules! Please note ... these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE! 1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down. 1. Birthdays, Valentines, and Anniversaries are not quests to see if we can find the perfect present yet again! 1. Sometimes we are not thinking about you. Live with it. 1. Sunday equals sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be. 1. Don't cut your hair. Ever. Long hair is always more attractive than short hair. One of the big reasons guys fear getting married is that married women always cut their hair, and by then you're stuck with her. 1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way. 1. Crying is blackmail. 1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this on

Revamp Of Ct Lists
Ok u all have one week to let me know if u want to stay on my friends list fans list and me to stay on urs only way ur safe is if ur on my family list and u know who u are and those will be put there soon. You know who u are to and im want people who talk just not addeing to add so let me know u got a week. love all rain

A True Poet
His purest thoughts are etched in the ivory pages of wisdom with the drops of his heart's love and suffering and as your breath moves trough the verses of his labor he will become once again Life's mysterious flute to whisper a magical melody into your precious heart ~~~~But without you, dear beloved reader, ~~~~he is an out of tuned instrument ~~~~sinking slowly in the quicksand of time Arise! Raise his pages up to your beautiful eyes let his Passion gently grab your hands to take you Higher, and spill you across the very Heaven where he and the whole Universe will play tag with your soul and thread luminous dreams onto your mind ~~~~his soul lives on forever ~~~~waiting impatiently in between reads ~~~~to gift you with his holly tears ~~~~that will mesmerize a moment ~~~~in your life

Rockstar Supernova
Holy crap..We drove 5 hours one way to get our asses rocked off. Anyone who watched the show knows what I mean. One of the loudest shows in a long time. Felt great feeling the bass and throwing the horns in the air. Juke Kartel opened and tore it up, then Dilana came out for an accustic set, then Panic Channel tore up the stage..could Dave Navaro be any hotter...then the curtain came down and Supernova blew us out. And I must say that this 40 year old kept right up with the college kids..so its not how old you are but how hard you rock

Coffee
When things in your life seem almost too much to handle, when 24 hours in a day are not enough, remember the mayonnaise jar and the 2 cups of coffee. A professor stood before his philosophy class and had some items in front of him. When the class began, wordlessly, he picked up a very large and empty mayonnaise jar and proceeded to fill it with golf balls. He then asked the students if the jar was full. They agreed that it was. The professor then picked up a box of pebbles and poured them into the jar. He shook the jar lightly. The pebbles rolled into the open areas between the golf balls. He then asked the students again if the jar was full they agreed it was. The professor next picked up a box of sand and poured it into the jar . Of course, the sand filled up everything else. He asked once more if the jar was full. The students responded with a unanimous "yes." The professor then produced two cups of coffee (maybe espresso!) from under the table and poured the ent

Inspirational Quotes
There are risks and costs to a programme of action, but they are far less than the long-range risks and costs of comfortable inaction. ~ John F. Kennedy Communication is to a relationship what breathing is to living. ~ Virginia Satir The weak can never forgive. Forgiveness is the attribute of the strong. ~ Mahatma Gandhi The best way to predict the future is to invent it. ~ Alan Kay Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. ~ Albert Einstein Fear is the foundation of all human limitations. ~ Benny the Jet Because we cling to the past we become unavailable to the present. ~ Bhagwan Shree Rajneesh Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear, not absence of fear. ~ Mark Twain Knowing others is intelligence; knowing yourself is true wisdom. Mastering others is strength; mastering yourself is true power. ~ Lao Tzu Happiness is when what you think, what you say, and what you do are in harmony. ~ Mahatma Gandhi In the End, we will remember n

Stupid People
Ok here as of late I ain't sure why but , Stupid people are really starting to make me wonder why some of these moms didn't swallow . Now I was at burger king ,,, "and oh yes I am going to start saying where this stuff happens to save you my friends from this insanity " ,,, I had went and had my car washed I pull into the drive thru at burger king and I swear to God the girl said , " You must have just washed your car ? " . Now bless her heart but I had to do it , I told her nope , just drove thru one hell of a rain storm over at the mall . Yall this poor girl leaned out the drive thru window and looked over at the mall ! Shit you not ! Ok now if thats not enough later this same day an asshole pulls right out in front of me , So yeah you know I cussed him out he gets out of his truck starts cussing me , Never mind the fact that he pulled out in front of me , People like this should be put in a porta potty the door chained shut and it set on fire . And whats up with this shi

Some Considerations For Tantra Yoga - Part 2
Tantra Yoga The Polarity of the Energy Tantra Yoga is pre-eminently a science of the polarity; the man and the woman are here the personification of the two fundamental cosmic poles: SHIVA - the Male consciousness, and SHAKTI - the Female manifestation. Therefore it is particularly important to remind a few elements concerning the polarity of the energy. Any energy of the manifestation (and therefore any thing, being, phenomenon, state) is composed of two distinct poles: the solar one (male, active, emissive, +, YANG), and the lunar one (female, passive, receptive, -, YIN). The condition of harmony, and therefore the aim of any method of spiritual development - Tantra Yoga included - is to reach a perfect balance of these two poles. The traditional teachings state that the unbalance of these two energies (solar (+), and lunar (-)), in whatever sense, creates the condition of disharmony that entails disturbance, disease, pain, limitation, and unhappiness. Their balance, on the other

Some Considerations For Tantra Yoga - Part 1
Tantra Yoga During the various techniques of tantra yoga, the sexual energy is awakened and amplified to a great extent. It is important to preserve this energy in our aura, so that we could use it in superior ways instead of wasting it. It is known that in Tantra yoga the pleasure, be it however intense, must be entirely controlled, and therefore the ejaculation (or the explosive orgasm) must be avoided. However, especially nowadays, in the West, there are beginners who still mix the two ways of experiencing the sexuality; also there sometimes may occur accidental (involuntary) losses of control at some beginners. For all these reasons, it is said that at least one hour after every Tantric technique, all sexual manifestations (masturbation included) are prohibited; this has the object of avoiding any risk of having the energy lost, allowing it to be integrally used for higher goals. The Hands The TANTRIKA-s (Tantric adepts) are especially careful concerning the care of the h

Feminine Or Masculine Side
You Are 43% Feminine, 57% Masculine You are in touch with both your feminine and masculine sides. You're sensitive at the right times, but you don't let your emotions overwhelm you. You're not a eunuch, just the best of both genders. Are You Masculine or Feminine?

An Introduction To Tantra Yoga Part 2
Characteristics of Tantra Yoga 8. Important are also the speculations upon the mystic nature of speech, and its constituents; the existence is assumed of a phonic creation, parallel to the material phenomena. These revelations are connected with the sounds of the Sanskrit alphabet. 9. This has been developed concretely in the very frequent use of generally short, unintelligible formulas, called MANTRA-s and BIJA-s, correlated with various supernormal powers, and levels of consciousness by means of definite Yogic procedures, and which make the object of cosmic symbolism. Actually, the MANTRA-s are the most efficient instruments, according to Tantra Yoga, and therefore the overwhelming majority of the Tantric texts deals to some extent upon this topic, and its secrets. 10. The general use of other concrete devices, like geometrical designs (YANTRA-s), symbolical representations (MANDALA-s), gestures (MUDRA-s), for the practical accomplishment or expression of metaphysical princi

Electralife
Awe struck, I stare...yet I dare not vesper a word, hither a thought of my feelings for this beautiful goddess. At the last interal of the day, we meet, she stares back, my eyes lock with hers, but shouldn't my true intesion shine through them? For who I am to decieve this beauty, when I am deceived by my very own emotion. Ironically my feelings are perfectly concealed within. She smiles at me, a most beautiful smile, and opens her arms. Hypnotized, I embrace, and hold her ever so preciously against my chest. My intensions are to never let her go, but still I overcome them, and yet still the unveiling of this emotion suppressed by fear. Will this hinder me from ever being with her? Obviously yes, but on this day I dare not hide my true feelings from her, for time is swiftly drifting away and the sands of time dare not rewind. A moment in her absents is one of pure sadness, because she isn't there to give my time and attention to. I faulter when I realize I'm not hers to bear,and yet, d

An Introduction To Tantra Yoga Part 1
The Sanskrit word Tantra literally means "warp (on a loom)", or "extension". It proceeds from the verbal roots TAN - "to stretch, expound", and TRA - "to save", which give further hints upon the other meanings of the word Tantra. This name is applied both for a certain category of texts of the Oriental spirituality, and for the doctrine, and teachings which they contain. However, the Tantric texts, the TANTRA-s - and there are several hundreds of them: proper TANTRA-s, SHIVA AGAMA-s, VISHNU SAMHITA-s, SHAKTA NIGAMA-s, etc. - are written in a kind of "code language", so that without an oral explanation from a competent GURU, a lot of passages are bound to remain unclear. Moreover, there are still many untranslated, and secret Tantric texts under the dust of forgotten, or private libraries. All these, plus the extremely varied, and complicated nature of Tantrism renders the manipulation of a single definition almost impossible. That is why, it has been found useful to sketch some of t

Hmmm
Guys Come on, Im a real person on the other end of this page, please be nice. I hurt easy. I have a big mouth and Im playful most of the time, but i really dont mean anything bad or suggestive by it.What you see is what you get.Im a very sweet person, and I get my feelings hurt very easy, because I do care. So please just be nice to me. I would really would appreciate it.

Tantra - An Introduction
"Tantra or the cult of ecstasy is a spiritual path based on the mystical experience of the game rather than on rigid dogmas. In Tantra, the act of love becomes sacred, a cult and an act of worship and devotion. It is a gift of life. Tantric art, tantric writings and rituals glorify the erotic act. Tantra proclaims life in its entirety and teaches the practitioner to discover the spark of divinity inside of us. The Tantric practitioner uses his or her senses, mind and soul in order to reach the peaks of mystical ecstasy." (Kamala Devi) During the past years there has been a lot written and discussed on Tantra. However, only few know it is an oriental spiritual system whose main purpose is to unify the opposites at all levels. In Tantra, man and woman are seen as expressions or mirrors of the macro cosmic energies represented by Shiva, or the masculine principle, and Shakti, the feminine principle, under any form these may appear. Balanced union between the two opposites pole

The Many Meanings Of Tantra
Tantra, An Introduction - different explanation Most People are unclear about what Tantra really is and what it can do for you. Probably the most common view is that Tantra has some connection with Oriental religion, with uninhibited sex, and with the lovemaking positions and techniques outlined in the Kama Sutra, Hinduism's oldest sex manual. To some, Tantra is a free-love cult, a survival of the psychedelic sixties; to others, it's New Age spiritual sex therapy, part of the California lifestyle, a slice of 1990s pop culture. None of these views of Tantra are wrong outright, but none really explain what Tantra actually is. So what is Tantra? What does it mean? And, most important of all, what is its relevance to us today? The word Tantra is Sanskrit, the sacred language of Hinduism. It derives from the root word tan, which translates as "to extend, expand, spread, continue, spin out, weave; to put forth, show, or manifest." Like the universe we inhabit, Tantra is continually

The Life Of A Firefighter
A Fireman's Life Body: Body: It may take you two minutes to read this, but if you do not take the time to read this you are one of the people this post is talking about. You stay up for 16 hours Hes been for 48 straight _________________________ You take a warm shower to help you wake up. The rain in the middle of the interstate keeps him awake. __________________________ You complain of a "headache", and call in sick. He's chilled to the bone, hasnt eaten all day, has the flu, and then runs into a burning building __________________________ You drink your coffee on your way to the mall. He pumps on a five years olds chest on the way to the hospital. __________________________ You make sure you're cell phone is in your pocket. He makes sure the pass device on his pack is working. __________________________ You talk trash about your "buddies" that aren't with you. He watches his buddy fall through four floors. __________________________ You

Yesterday Was A Bad Day
Minding my own business and enjoying the wind in my face on my way home coming up the 51 going the speed limit (65) and this fucking idiot flicks their cigarette out the window and it nails me square in the shades. Have you ever noticed how fire in your face makes you blink. Next thing I know is the dumbass dink is in my lane half a car length in front of me and almost stopped with no brake lights. I laid it down so I didn't rearend the wingnut. Laying a Harley down at over 55 mph really sucks!!!! One scrape on my scalp, a really sore left leg was all the damage to me. I spent 4 hours last night at the ER to make sure everything still works. Damaged the directionals and the clutch lever and all the housing for it and snapped my shifter. The years riding dirt bikes in my teens helped me learn to lay one down and slide. Thank God for the cold weather recently and that I was wearing full leathers. Thanks to my friends Bryan and Adam, I got Blackie home in the back of Adam's tr

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Things I Have Learned, Interesting Anecdotes
As You Slide Down the Banister of Life, Remember ....... 1. Jim Baker and Jimmy Swaggert have written an impressive new book. It's called "Ministers Do More Than Lay People." 2. Transvestite: A guy who likes to eat, drink and be Mary. 3. The difference between the Pope and your boss...the Pope only expects you to kiss his ring. 4. My mind works like lightning. One brilliant flash and it is gone. 5. The only time the world beats a path to your door is if you're in the bathroom. 6. I hate sex in the movies. Tried it once. The seat folded up, the drink spilled and that ice, well, it really chilled the mood. 7. It used to be only death and taxes were inevitable. Now, of course, there's shipping and handling, too. 8. A husband is someone who, after taking the trash out, gives the impression that he just cleaned the whole house. 9. My next house will have no kitchen - just vending machines and a large trash can. 10. A blonde said, "I was worried tha

Un-ending
I yearn for you to return to me, my Love Obsession still burning in my eyes I long wistfully for the songs of your voice and Covet the softness of your touch I see my reflection dancing in the window glass as I wait unending moments for you to arrive In the darkness of my secret garden The purity of my passions is tended to with quiet care But you no longer visit me here in my garden So my desires have grown quiet and still Winter has seized my gazebo and The thistles and thorns have choked the trees My flowers have surrendered to the cold and I no longer hear the nightingales sing I only hear the songs of regrets and loneliness Ringing endlessly in my heart Ravens have ravaged my soul I am a prisoner of my memories and Your face is a furious storm in my mind But I will continue to wait for you here in my garden Until my breath has finally grown cold

Getting To Know You
Welcome to the new edition of getting to know your friends. Okay here's what you're supposed to do, and try not to be lame and spoil the fun! Just copy (do not forward) this entire e-mail and paste into a new e-mail that you can send. Change all the answers so that they apply to you. Then send this to a whole bunch of people you know, INCLUDING the person that sent it to you. 1. What is your occupation? Advocate, Mom, Soon to be Grandma 2. What color are your socks right now? Black 3. What are you listening to right now? (I am at work. Wish I could be listening to something other than other people talking.) 4. What is the last thing that you ate? Chicken Wrap from McDonalds 5. Can you drive a stick shift? Yep! 6. If you were a crayon, what color would you be? Purple 7. The last person you spoke to on the phone? Client 8. Do you like the person who sent this to you? yes 9. How old are you today? 47 10. Favorite drink? Diet Dr Pepper, Rasberry T

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Rating People
I hate it when you friend, rate, and comment people and they never give the love back to you. Just a little frustrating thats all. haha. It is okay. Come rate, comment, and friend, and fan me I will return the favor. (and I don't just say that I actully do)

Time To Wake Up
TIME TO WAKE UP Rich Johnson quips, "My mom always claimed to feel bad when a bird would slam head-first into our living room window. If she REALLY felt bad, though, she'd have moved the bird feeder outside." We laugh, but what a great life lesson! If we feel badly enough about something, we will change it. If we feel badly enough about a behavior or an attitude, we will adopt a better behavior or a healthier attitude. We CAN change! You remember Charles Dickens immortal story "Christmas Carol." The miserly Scrooge grows increasingly unconcerned with others and isolated until, one night, he is invited by supernatural visitors to change. The "Ghost of Christmas Past" takes him by the hand and shows him how his life has unfolded and how his self-centered decisions have led him to his present unhappy state. The "Ghost of Christmas Present" takes the blindfolds off his narrow view of life so he can clearly see how he has insolated himself from the struggles of others

~ Here's To You ~
To all of our soldiers At home and abroad, We want you to know That we stand and applaud. Your courage and strength Your patriotic unity, Your undying efforts To help keep us free. For risking your lives So our Nation can grow, We thank you so much For the pride that you show. Your are mothers and fathers Daughters and sons, Brothers and sisters You all are great ones. Our hearts will be filled With great love and pride, We want you to know That we stand by your side. We continue to pray For your safe return home, And we hope that you know You are not alone. Although you are far You remain in our hearts, As the toils of your day Keep us apart. We know that your hearts Will always ring true, And ours the same For all of you. And one thing remains The same for us all, Our Flag will be flying It never will fall. Our hearts and our voices Will always ring true, To help you support The Red, White and Blue. Our Country is strong Eve

Unknown
Cuts down through her wrists, The blood flows ever softly As she slips off in a coma And dies. It's because of me. Smoke fills the room acloud. White lines on glass of coke With drugs all about, she dares To relieve the pain, gives up hope. Only drops remain in the bottle, A staggering body about to ground. Blurred and double vision now Echoing screams are her last sounds. Plagued by disease, in bed dying. Sided only by her boyfriend's son. Him pasted, her soon to join with. There were three, now there's one. Abused by one while younger, Scarred now for life she is. Taken advantage of yet again, And she's now carrying his. Prude to the highest extent, But ever so sexually curious still. Raped, beaten, and now dead Because she listened to his will. Two lovely loves, bound with each. But all too trusting and then, alas, With the wind and rain all wild like, Over they went, into the waters crash. Controlling much, yet mind never sure That of whic

Isabelle's Forbidden Affair
Although I am half-asleep I can hear footsteps from the courtyard His heels click, click, click on the cobblestones My lover comes closer to my bedchamber My eyes are closed but I know it is he His step and walk are familiar to me That familiarity warms my soul The anticipation of his arrival fires my spirit My lover is an apparition of a warrior A bond forged in blood binds him in this earthly realm The Church would certainly cry out He is the darkness filled with misanthropy An incubus, an agent of death! But I beg, how can this be true? For a gentle Sir is he Please Bare no ill towards me Do not judge my folly too harshly For my desire's rage is a torrent storm And it know not of evil Nor of heresy I am a lady in waiting Promised to a suitor I have never met For I Isabelle, born of royal blood and privilege, cannot marry for love, but only for obligation Truly this is an irony For the simple milkmaid may choose her lover and husband She may fall in

The Ten Commandments Of A Military Wife
1.Thou shalt not write in ink in thy address book. 2.Thou shalt not covet choice assignments of other uniformed braches of service. 3.Love thy neighbor. 4. Honor thy Commissary and Exchange as long as they both shall live. 5.Thou shalt not ridicule a local politician, for mighty senators from local politicians grow. 6.Thou shall look for the best in every assignment, even though the best may be. "The most childhood diseases in one year," or "Record snow in one months time." 7. Thou shall remember all thy friends from all thy assignments, with greeting cards at Christmas, for thou never knowest when thou may wish to spendeth a night with them while enroute to a new post/base. 8.Be kind and gentle to retired, white-haired Exchange and Commissary customers, because thou too will be a retiree someday. 9.Thou shalt not curse thy husband when he's on TDY on moving day. 10.Thou must never arrive at a new post/base and constantly brag about how everything was much be

9-11
The attacks of 9-11 Were talked about 24/7 They kept showing the tragedy on TV The sight wasn't pretty People jumping off each tower Everybody watching in horror Many innocents passed away Some citizens still sit and pray For those who died that day Everybody was extremely frightened They asked themselves what had happened But no one knew, they had no clue Cops from all over Gathered at ground zero Everyone that day Was considered a hero This one day in history May have changed our lives forever But just look how much It has brought us together

Guys&big Trucks&soldiers
Personally if I had my choice of vehicle it would either be one of the new Jeeps or a Toyota Tocoma. There is something so hot, and I'd take a hard working redneck hottie in badass big ole Dodge Ram over some manicured nailed pussy in a BMW. MMMMMMM, hard, calloused, rough, hands all over my most delicate flesh, in the moonlight, out in the woods in the front seat of a truck! And why are military men so fucking HOT? I think I'm developing a serious fetish for soldiers.

This Is Why People Are Less Nterested In God
Why do we sleep in church? Well I cant answer for everyone but have you read or heard these stories (yes I said stories) If they would just throw in a Unicorn or something then hey I might stay up long enough to hear that. Why is it hard to talk about god? It’s not hard to talk about god. Who wants to though every time his name is mentioned something gets blown up! Why do we get bored when looking at Christian mags, and not Playboy? First off, If those Christian Mags. Can get a full page layout of some hot chic (giving or taking confession wink,wink) then I will buy. And another thing have you seen those Christians hair dues (if not tune into TBN on channel 68 Time Warner Cable) take a gander its freaking horrible looking. Why are churches getting smaller and clubs and bars getting bigger? The only answer I can give you on this one is. Catholics on a whole are getting sick of being accused of being child molesters so they just decided to remove the church part from there drink

To All My Friends
IF You wake up in a red room with no windows and doors, DON'T panic.. you're just in my heart!!! Send this to all the friends you want to keep forever... Today. Send this to all of your friends, and me if I am one. If you get 7 back you are LOVED!!! Here are the numbers of what kind of friend you are based on how many you get back.. 1-3 ~ you're a bad friend 4-6 ~ you're an okay friend 7-9 ~ you're a good friend 10+ ~ you're great friend

Feminine Side Or Masculine Side?
You Are 58% Feminine, 42% Masculine You are in touch with both your feminine and masculine sides. You're sensitive at the right times, but you don't let your emotions overwhelm you. You're not a eunuch, just the best of both genders. Are You Masculine or Feminine?

Fuuuuuck!!!!!
BOOOOOOORED!!!!!! But HAPPYYYYYY!!!! Lol...I got me an iPod Video! Buuuuut, its taking forever to convert videos! And Im like aaaaarrrrraaaaaaggghhhhh!!!! ...and i dont know why...yea, i just gave up on capitalizing shit... im going insane without my girlfriend...im literally on the other side of the world from her...i should be coming home soon tho!! (of course, in the Air Force, soon is more like 4-6 months...) and i officially loathe the Air Force, since were on that topic...everything about it sucks... buuuuut, ill deal until im out.

~ Try To Remember Me ~
In the revolutionary war you called me minutemen I fought so that this country could have its birth I fought against many nations so that freedom would remain In the trenches of world war one I laid in mud and water Heard the horrors of war, seen men too young fall In the Second World War I fought on many fronts I battled the enemies of freedom on land, sea and air I felt the heat of pacific the cold of Europe Left many friends under rows of crosses When all seemed dark and lost I did not fail you I have always gone to defend you when freedom called As a National Guard member I filled sandbags Fought Mother Nature to defend your homes In the jungles of Vietnam I fought alone As you protested against me back home In the very streets I fought to keep free You spit on me as I returned home Called me a baby killer, though it was with honor I fought Now after the horrors of September 11 I wipe the tears away Went to

Checking In Today... (from My Friend Sheryl)
A minister passing through his church in the middle of the day, Decided to pause by the altar, and see who had come to pray. Just then the back door opened, a man came down the aisle, The minister frowned as he saw the man hadn't shaved in a while. His shirt was kind of shabby and his coat was worn and frayed, the man knelt, he bowed his head, Then rose and walked away. He decided to stop the man and ask him, "What are you doing here?" The old man said, he worked down the road. Lunch was half an hour. Lunchtime was his prayer time, For finding strength and power. "I stay only moments, see, because the factory is so far away; as I kneel here talking to the Lord, This is kind of what I say: "I JUST CAME AGAIN TO TELL YOU, LORD, HOW HAPPY I'VE BEEN, SINCE WE FOUND EACH OTHER'S FRIENDSHIP AND YOU TOOK AWAY MY SIN. DON'T KNOW MUCH OF HOW TO PRAY, BUT I THINK ABOUT YOU EVERYDAY. SO, JESUS, THIS IS JIM CHECKING IN TODAY." The minister, feeling foo

Could I Show How To Raise Your Family While Raising Your Income
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Riding By Starlight...
Last night riding by starlight and moon light for the most part, over the mountains of Pennsylvania through the snow and cold, while the clouds hid the sparkles in your eyes, and your beautiful reflection was not showing on the moon. I was worried for I thought I had lost everything and everyone. In an instance my truck slipped and I thought it was over, over the cliff which wound around beside me as we climbed this mountain. Then suddenly I had a twinkle in my eye and all across the sky the clouds had parted and gave way to the sparkles in my Angels eyes, and there beauty shined bright down from there reflection off the moon, I had to make a swift move and now it was clear for me to see where it had to be. With your loving moonlight I made the right choice, safe and sound I landed on the ground with out a scratch.. I had been wondering since my rig is paid off how long I had till death do we part.... So thank you for your thoughts that brings safety to heart, and keeps me safe along t

Know It Was Meant To Be
She cries but no one hears here. She cries but no one sees the tears. She has many secrets that only she knows about. She may have some she don't know about yet. She screams and no one hears here. She is nice to all that deserve it. She takes revenge on those that don't. She lives in a peaceful world during the day. But as night falls she remembers just how dark her world is. She never likes to stay in one place to long. She is always on the prowl. She is always looking and lurking. She always holds here enemies closer than here friends. She wonders if friends are really real. She often wonders what family is for. So it seems they only want one thing when they come around. Many people don't understand her, for the simple fact they don't take the time to get to know her. She walks on the outside looking in. Wondering or not if she wants to join in. She holds her dreams close to her heart. She is of

Thank You Ct
Hey everyone just wanyted to say thanks for showing me love. I have really needed it here lately. Just for the record this cherry is now divorced. And it has been nasty, so having some one show me love right now is very apperciated. Once again thanks. You all have been great friends ands when u go through something like this its nice to know that u have friends out there that care and have a shoulder to cry on. Lots of love to ya.

Ready?
Some people really had it right when they said u must portray yourself to demand respect, if you ever want any. Some of you today may be seen by an enemy, walking down the street, holding your gilfriends hand, doing whatever, and your fiend is collecting info on you, who your close to, where you go, your weaknesses. Will you be the one to look over your shoulder and see the forest for the trees, will you look and see nothing or will you see and act accordingly. I guess we'll find out... when im red and your blue.

Mary Had A Little Skirt
Mary had a little skirt with splits right up the sides and every time that Mary walked the boys could see her thighs Mary had another skirt twas split right up the front and every time that Mary walked the boys could see her ...... (but she didn't wear that one very often)

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Hello Everyone
JUST A LIL SOMETHING TO TELL EVERYONE I AM HAVING FUN TALKING TO THE ONES THAT TALK AND HOPE TO TALK MORE TO THE ONES THAT I HAVENT HEARD FROM I HAVE MET ALOT OF GREAT PPL ON HERE AND SOME I HAVE GROWN CLOSE TO AND I ENJOY OUR CONVERSATONS AND LOVE RATING AND GETTING RATED KISSES AND HUGS TO ALL YOU GREAT CHERRIES AND HOPE TO HEAR FROM YOU SOON NYCKI

~ Thank You Troops ~
A question sir I pray to ask Whatever enticed you to this task? Here you are so far from home Unfamiliar lands you're forced to roam The sod beneath your feet is wet with the blood of comrades sweet perils and hardships grip you on every side from tears and guns you can not hide Daily when facing the foe you never know will this breath be my last? Please sir, why such a difficult task? “Good things my lad are hard to attain and freedom son comes with a stain This life I entered young and brave now I'm old and headed for the grave. But regret never will I tis' reward enough to see our flag fly A plea I have for all remember those who heeded the call See the flag up yonder? That's why I was willing to wander.“ the tears are flowing down my cheeks I try but I can not speak A message now I'll write or I shan't sleep tonight. A debt of thanks to you I owe and I long to tell you so. May heaven bless you each and every day Guide and protect you all t

W.t.f.!!!
RACIAL GREETINGS BROTHERS AND SISTERS... YOU KNOW WHAT TRULY AMAZES ME MOST ABOUT THIS SITE? THE CRYING, CLOSE MINDED INDIVIDUALS THAT WILL VISIT YOUR PAGE TO LEAVE A NEGATIVE COMMENT, OR MARK YOUR PICTURES AS NSFW. THERE IS ONE...ONLY ONE INDIVIDUAL ON HERE OUT OF 600,000 PLUS, THAT HAS DONE THIS TO ME. POINT IS THIS FOLKS, IF YOU DON'T LIKE WHAT YOU SEE ON SOMEONES PAGE...CATCH THE TRAIN. SIMPLE AS THAT. DON'T BE A SNITCH. THIS AIN'T MYSPACE!!! I SEE SOMETHING I DON'T AGREE WITH, I MOVE ON. SOMETIMES I MAY EVEN GET TO KNOW THAT PERSON, FIND OUT WHY THEY LOOK AT THINGS THE WAY THEY DO. I'VE HAD A GREAT TIME HERE, MET LOTS OF GREAT PEOPLE. THEY ALL MAY NOT SHARE MY PARTICULAR LIFESTYLE, BUT TO EACH HIS OWN...RESPECT THAT. 1488

Are You A Good Kisser?
Your Kissing Technique Is: Passionate but Aggressive Hey, slow it down a little! Yes, you've got some killer kissing moves... But that doesn't mean you need to show off ten minutes worth of technique in ten seconds. Take your time. A little passion goes a long way.Are You a Good Kisser? Are You a Good Kisser?

For Valentine's Day!
Don't forget to send a chocolate covered treat to your Valentine! Give your loved ones something special this Valentine's day instead of the ho-hum box of chocolate. Give them Chocolate covered cheesecake! Or Pineapples! Or Marshmallows! I have what you need to make your partner's day! Take a look!! Click my banner to be taken to my website! Don't wait til the last minute! Thanks, ~Karoline~

Hug Me!!!
Your Candy Heart Says "Hug Me" A total sweetheart, you always have a lot of love to give out. Your heart is open to where ever love takes you! Your ideal Valentine's Day date: a surprise romantic evening that you've planned out Your flirting style: lots of listening and talking What turns you off: fighting and conflict Why you're hot: you're fearless about falling in love What Does Your Candy Heart Say?

What Is Your Seduction Style?
Your Seduction Style: Ideal Lover You seduce people by tapping into their dreams and desires. And because of this sensitivity, you can be the ideal lover for anyone you seek. You are a shapeshifter - bringing romance, adventure, spirituality to relationships. It all depends on who your with, and what their vision of a perfect relationship is. What Is Your Seduction Style?

Fleming And The Poor Scottish Farmer
This story true or not is nice Once in a while we all can use a little luck... Right ? This kind of good luck I wish to all my friends and family His name was Fleming and he was a poor Scottish farmer. One day, while trying to make a living for his family, he heard a cry for help coming from a nearby bog. He dropped his tools and ran to the bog. There, mired to his waist in black muck, was a terrified boy, screaming and struggling to free himself. Farmer Fleming saved the lad from what could have been a slow and terrifying death. The next day, a fancy carriage pulled up to the Scotsman's sparse surroundings a n elegantly dressed nobleman stepped out and introduced himself as the father of the boy Farmer Fleming had saved. "I want to repay you," said the nobleman. "You saved my son's life." "No, I can't accept payment for what I did," the Scottish farmer replied waving off the offer. At that moment, the farmer's own s

~ A Soldiers Request ~
'Twas the night before Christmas, he lived all alone, in a one bedroom house made of plaster and stone. I had come down the chimney with presents to give, and to see just who in this home did live. I looked all about, a strange sight I did see, no tinsel, no presents, not even a tree. No stocking by the mantle, just boots filled with sand, on the wall hung pictures of far distant lands. With medals and badges, awards of all kinds, a sober thought came through my mind. For this house was different, it was dark and dreary, I found the home of a soldier, once I could see clearly. The soldier lay sleeping, silent, alone, curled up on the floor in this one bedroom home. The face was so gentle, the room in such disorder, not how I pictured a United States soldier. Was this the hero of whom I'd just read? Curled up on a poncho, the floor for a bed? I realized the families that I saw this night, owed their lives to these soldiers who we

My All
My All by BlueWolf I'd give you everything I have My heart, my soul, my mind To always have you in my life And walk with you through time My love for you goes on and on I see no end in sight You're more than just a name to me Through your eyes my path has light The way I feel when we are talking Is hard for me to explain But this I know in my heart I wanna feel your pain I wanna know you're every move And feel your heartbeat To always have you close to me Would make my life complete You do to me like no one has Your beauty I see it shine The way you walk, the way you talk I want to make you mine Please read these words that I have wrote And think about what I've said And keep them safe in your heart Your mind, and your soul.......

What Drug Is Your Personality Like?
Your Personality Is Like Cocaine You're dynamic, brilliant, and alluring to those who don't know you. Hyper and full of energy, you're usually the last one to leave a party. Sometimes your sharp mind gets the better of you... you're a bit paranoid! What Drug Is Your Personality Like?

Drivers License
Drivers License A Mom is driving a little girl to her friends house for a play date. "Mommy," the little girl asks, "how old are you?" "Honey, you are not supposed to ask a lady her age," the mother warns. It is not polite." "OK," the little girl says, "How much do you weigh?" "Now really," the mother says, "these are personal questions and are really none of your business." Undaunted, the little girl asks, "Why did you and daddy get a divorce?" "Those are enough questions, honestly!" The exasperated mother walks away as the two friends begin to play. "My Mom wouldn't tell me anything," the little girl says to her friend. "Well," said the friend, "all you need to do is look at her drivers license. It is like a report card, it has everything on it." Later that night the little girl says to her mother, "I know how old you are, you are 32." The mother is surprised and asks, "How did you find that out?" "I also know that you weigh 140 pounds." T

The Windy
A FANTASY... She walks through the forest timber Her breath quickening, shallowing with anticipation Spurred by her restless mind She comes here often to lose her troubles in the shadows of the trees Ancient giants that grow in a complex tangle of exuberant beauty The gentle sound of the waterfall cleanses her spirit And lush greenness washes away the weariness from her heart Golden light breaks through the green canopy and danced about her cheek Warming her face She hopes to catch wisps of a faraway wind song Her needs are an unceasing storm A burning, insatiable tempest that devours the echoes and disjointed vignettes Of lyrics that hide in the forest winds All around her hangs a profound silence where the whispers of the wind are like a shout And she can hear her Passion's grief as it weeps gently to her heart The whispers of the wind calms her Calls to her Becomes a sweet, enticing song filling her tearful eyes and Disturbing the chaotic whi

What Type Of Writer Should You Be?
You Should Be A Poet You craft words well, in creative and unexpected ways. And you have a great talent for evoking beautiful imagery... Or describing the most intense heartbreak ever. You're already naturally a poet, even if you've never written a poem. What Type of Writer Should You Be?

Late Phonecall
Late Phone Call A married couple was asleep when the phone rang at 2AM. The blonde wife picked up the phone, listened a moment and said, "How should I know, that's 200 miles from here!" and hung up. The husband asked, "Who was that?" The wife said, "I don't know, some woman wanting to know 'if the coast is clear'."

Chevelle-send The Pain Below
I liked, Having hurt, So send the pain below, Where I need it. You used to beg me, To take, Care of things, And smile at the thoughts, Of me failing. But long before, Having hurt, Ill send the pain below, Ill send the pain below. Much like suffocating, Much like suffocating, Much like suffocating (Ill send the pain below), Much like suffocating (Ill send the pain below). You used run me away, All while laughing, Then cry about that fact, Til my returns. But long before, Having hurt, Ill send the pain below, Ill send the pain below. Much like suffocating, Much like suffocating, Much like suffocating (Ill send the pain below), Much like suffocating (Ill send the pain below), Much like suffocating! I cany feel my chest (chest, chest), Anymore, Drop down, Cause I am, (? ) I cant feel my chest (chest, chest) (rahh!!!.) Drop down! (rahhhhhh!!!.) I liked, Having hurt, So send the pain below, So send the pain below (much like suffocating)

Nina's Report Card
Nina's Report Card Eight-year-old Nina brought her report card home from school. Her marks were good...mostly A's and a couple of B's. However, her teacher had written across the bottom: "Nina is a smart little girl, but she has one fault. She talks too much in school. I have an idea I am going to try, which I think may break her of the habit." Nina's dad signed her report card, putting a note on the back: "Please let me know if your idea works on Nina because I would like to try it out on her mother."

How Do You Live Your Life?
How You Life Your Life You are honest and direct. You tell it like it is. You're laid back and chill, but sometimes you care too much about what others think. Your friends tend to be a as quirky as you are - which is saying a lot! Some of your past dreams have disappointed you, but you don't let it get you down. How Do You Live Your Life?

Every Where I Go..
It’s funny how you think you really know yourself Like you would never lose yourself to someone else And I was up to thinking it was all about you and me Silly silly me I should have never listened to a word you said But I was always giving in to promises I never should have gone for, I should never long for you no matter how hard it gets And I want this to be over I so want this to be through In the end somehow it always comes back to you Cause everywhere I go No matter what I do boy I just can’t get you out of my head So it annoys me (You wasn’t man enough) To come and tell me That I was never the one Like you said I was (You could have told someone) You knew you didn’t love me anymore If you had only told me how you really felt I could have put my feelings into someone else But I was busy thinking I was where I was supposed to be Silly silly me But there was something ‘bout you I couldn’t resist Can’t put my finger on it but whatever it is I never shoul

10 Husbands, Still A Virgin
10 Husbands, Still a Virgin A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin." "What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married ten times?" "Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative: he kept telling me how great it was going to be. Husband #2 was in software services: he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me. Husband #3 was from field services: he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up. Husband #4 was in telemarketing: even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver. Husband #5 was an engineer: he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method. Husband #6 was from finance and administration: he thought he k

What's Your Hidden Talent?
Your Hidden Talent You're super sensitive and easily able to understand situations. You tend to solve complex problems in a flash, without needing a lot of facts. Decision making is easy for you. You have killer intuition. The right path is always clear, and you're a bit of a visionary. What's Your Hidden Talent?

Me Myself And I
I kind of wish You were still here I'm going crazy To my fear I tend to talk To myself at night Before and after I turn off the light Actually I told a lie I talk to three in total: Me, Myself, and I Now those three always Have very open ears Plus they never speak a word Of anything they hear They're unjudgemental, understanding They never interrupt And if I am ever down They're quick to pick me up Whenever I tell a joke They always laugh out loud Therefore I just need those three Instead of a great big crowd Plus I know they Will be there till the end Because Me, Myself and I Are my only, and best friends!

Song Lyrics
One thing I'm wonderin' When you run out of friends Will you be coming back home? Let's think this through again Let's take a different spin Why can't I leave you alone? Somewhere tonight, you may be found With some other girl you've been draggin' around You lie to yourself, and you lie to me It sems like the truth is your worst enemy Chorus: Cause Baby I'm tired, tired of the fight I'm tired of the lonely days and the dark endless nights It's taken some time, cause I didn't know If I could ever let you go You helped me figure it out...I'm better off alone I may be found, somewhere tonight Cursing the day you walked into my life What's done is done, I can't change time But I'll be damned if I'm not gonna try CHORUS X 1 Bridge: But every now and then, my heart gives in To the hope that someday you'll change Then alone I'll wake, to my own mistake That it's just a foolish game Chrous X 1.5 One thing before I go Something I've got to know Boy

I Think So...
I've never blogged on CherryTAP, although I've read numerous of yours... Something about me (for those who care to know) 1 out of 10 Curiousity factor 10 Humor 8 Friendship 10 Temper 3 Mom Factor 10 Superstition 0 Creativity 11 Introspection 8 Gossip 2 Religion 8 Politics 3 or 4 Organization 8? Perfectionism 8 Athletics 7 or 8? Joy 9 Independance 8 Music 10 Art 7 Risk Taker 7 Adventurer 7 Multi-Tasker 9 Caregiver 8 High Roller 4 Determined 10 Kindness 10 Anxiety 4 Diligence 9 Analyst 8 Ada

My Grandmother
Just to update everyone who has been helping me and praying for my family,my grandmother passed away about an hour ago....Not much else to say or dont know what else to say... Tonya Thank you all My grandmother was one of my best friends,she was always there to help me,and never ever condoned me for any wrong i did in my life.She was a very special lady in my life.

Three Hillbillies
Three Hillbillies Three Hillbillies are sitting on a porch shootin' the breeze. 1st Hillbilly: "My blonde wife sure is stupid... she bought an air conditioner!" 2nd Hillbilly: "Why is that stupid?" 1st Hillbilly: "We ain't got no 'lectricity!" 2nd Hillbilly: "That's nothin'! My blonde wife is so stupid, she bought one of them new fangled warshin' machines!" 1st Hillbilly: "Why is that so stupid?" 2nd Hillbilly: "Cause we ain't got no plummin'!" 3rd Hillbilly : "That ain't nuthin'! My redhead wife is dumber than both yer wifes put together! I was going through her purse the other day lookin' fer some change, and I found 6 condoms in there." 1st and 2nd Hillbillies: "Well what's so dumb about that?" 3rd Hillbilly: "She ain't got no pecker!!!"

Getting It Down Under
Getting It Down Under An American woman of 40 wants to get married, but she is only willing to marry a man who has never been with a woman sexually. After several unsuccessful years of searching, she decides to take out a personal ad. She ends up corresponding with a man who has lived his entire life in the Australian Outback. And after a long-distance courtship, they decide to get married. On their wedding night, she goes into the bathroom to prepare for the festivities. When she returns to the bedroom, she finds her new husband standing in the middle of the room, naked and all the furniture from the room piled in one corner. "What happened?" she asks. "I've never been with a woman," he says. "But if it's anything like screwing a kangaroo I'm gonna need all the room I can get!"

I'm Not Just A Survivor Anymore.....
From the moment of my birth, I was known as a "Survivor", after nearly dying being born early and fighting hard to live, that time maybe they were right... As a child growing up for years dealing with sexual, verbal, physical and emotional abuse I went inside my mind to survive...When I grew up, it was on to abusive husbands, multiple rapes, dealing with addiction and mental illness..My many counselors, Drs. and case managers all said "You should be proud that you are such a survivor". I was told that I should write articles and books of my experiences, instead I became an advocate for the sexually abused, mentally ill, disabled, housing and domestic violence...I became sober and gave many talks at meetings as time went on...Still being a survivor. As an advocate I traveled and gave talks and did workshops on many topics, helping alot of people, but I sincerely hope that I made more than an impression on them of more than JUST a survivor... In the past couple of years I have had to

Very Odd But Im Not Complaining
a date its been months since i was last on a date and i get two offers in one night what is the world coming to a phone call and a text about five mins later well for those in the know should guess that im happy about one and puzzled by the other but its still all good fun. to everyone else have a fantasic night and weekend and see you all later :P

Employee Want Ad Translations
Employee want ad translations Energetic self-starter: You'll be working on commission. Entry level position: We will pay you the lowest wages allowed by law. Experience required: We do not know the first thing about any of this. Fast learner: You will get no training from us. Flexible work hours: You will frequently work long overtime hours. Good organizational skills: You'll be handling the filing. Make an investment in you future: This is a franchise or a pyramid scheme. Management training position: You'll be a salesperson with a wide territory. Much client contact: You handle the phone or make "cold calls" on clients. Must have reliable transportation: You will be required to break speed limits. Must be able to lift 50 pounds: We offer no health insurance or chiropractors. Opportunity of a lifetime: You will not find a lower salary for so much work. Planning and coordination: You book the bosses travel arrangements. Quick problem

How My Name Defines My Personality (kablarian Philosphy...somewhat Accurate)
Your First Name of: Patricia While the name Patricia creates the urge to create harmony with people, we call attention to the fact that it causes a restless intensity that defies relaxation. This name, when combined with the last name, can frustrate happiness, contentment, and success, as well as cause health weaknesses in the fluid systems, and solar plexus. Your name of Patricia creates a desire for association with people and new experiences, many of which have been rather bitter. This name has given you a gregarious personality and a quick-thinking, creative, and versatile nature, but one that is very emotional. You desire change and travel and would enjoy opportunities that allowed you to be creative and to act independently, rather than to conform to system and routine. However, this name does not allow you to complete your undertakings, as farther fields always look greener.

Wages Of Evil
TERRANY,,, MORSTOPHIUS THE SMELL OF SIN THE WRETHCED CRONIES FROM HELL WAITING TO FEAST UPON YOUR FLESH THE GREED AND HUNGER AS YOU HEAR THE LOUD SOARS FROM THE LAKE OF FLAMES DOOMED TO CONSUMPTIONS OF HUMAN FLESH BY THE POUNDS OF LIMP BODIES BLOOD DRENCHING THE SNARLS OF THE WRETHCED EVIL BEASTS .,,... THE COLD DARK CLOUDS THE END IS NEAR AND THE VOICES RAGING ON SMOKEY SKIES AND BLOODIED FULL MOON THE FATE UPON YOU ONLY LASTS AS MUCH WILL TO SURVIVE ......

The Three Nuns
The Three Nuns Three nuns were in the church the other day and the 1st nun says, "I was going through the Father's office and do you know what I found? A bunch of pornographic magazines!" "What did you do?" the other nuns asked. "Well, of course I threw them in the trash." The second nun said, "Well, I can top that. I was in Father's room putting away the laundry and I found a bunch of condoms!" "Oh my!" gasped the other nuns. "What did you do?" they asked. "I poked holes in all of them!" she replied. The third nun fainted.

Cold Hearted Corpse
COLD AS ICE FIERCE AS FIRE SHE DESIRES NOTHING MORE THAN THE MISERY AND PAIN OF OTHERS SHE FEEDS OFF OF OTHERS HATE AND SUFFERING ... SHE PAYS NO MIND TO ANYONE IMMORTAL AND BRUTAL .... SENSUAL LUSTRIUS SIN MELTS INTO HER DARK SOUL FULL OF REVENGE AND CHARMA DRENCHED IN BLOOD FROM HEAD TO TOE HER NATURE OR PURPOSE IS TO FEED UPON THERE SUFFERING AS SHE CONSUMES YOUR SOUL DEEP DARK EYES TAINED SPIRIT DWELLS WITHIN HER PUNISHMENT IS HER GAME ... SHE SHOWS NO EMOTION NOR FEAR HER DEVILISH DELIGHT HOW BEAUTIFUL AS YOU FEEL RAGE SHE FEEDS OF CHAOS AND DESTRUCTION UNMERCIFUL THE SMELL OF SULFER YOU SENCE HER SOUL NEAR BY AS YOU FEEL A COLD CHILL UP YOUR SPINE YOU SEE OBJECTS FLAME YOUR WAY AS YOU ARE THE TARGET ....... AN ABOMINATION FROM THE PITS OF HELL TO UNLEASH ALL ITS FURY PAIN AND ANGUISH ONE WOULD NOT IMAGINE THE DAMAGE THIS ONE CAUSES NOR WOULD YOU EVER WISH IT UPON YOUR SOUL ,, YOU WOULD B

Poetry
THERE COMES A POINT IN LIFE WHEN YOU CAN ONLY STAND SO MUCH OVER THE YEARS STRESS BUILDS UP AND YOU JUST CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE THE DAWN OF AGES CATCHES UP WITH YOU ONE STRING OVER THE LIMIT THE BUTTONS GET PUSHED TILL YOU VOMIT OUT ANGER OR BLOW UP ON SOMEONE WHOM IS UNDESERVING OF IT PEOPLE ARE LIKE BOOKS EVERYONE IS DIFFERENT LIKE THE BREEZE OF THE OCEAN BEACH THE MOON REFLECTING OFF THE WATER SHORES THE SWEET SMELL OF SALTY OCEAN WATER BLEMISHED WITH THE SANDS THE CRISP BLUE SKYS THE PERFECT MOMENTS TO TAKE THE TIME TO CHERRISH LIFE AND THE MOMENTS THE AIR YOU BREATHE THE EVERY DAY LIFESTYLE MOST DONT TAKE THE TIME TO DO SO ITS SAD REALLY .... IM SUCH A ROMANTIC HAHA NOTHING WRONG WITH THAT ITS GOOD TO HAVE THAT AND SHARE IT WITH SOMEONE DEAR AND NEAR TO YOUR HEART MAKE THEM FEEL GOOD AND WARM INSIDE SHOW THEM LOVE LIKE YOU HAVE NEVER SHOWN ANYONE B4 TO PEOPLE DEEPLY MADLY IN LOVE HAPPINESS TOGETHER IS SOMETHING OF IMPROTANCE... BROKEN SOULS IS ABOUT PEOPLE DAMAGING PEOPL

Butthole Of The World
Butthole of the world The sheriff of the small town pulled over a Porsche that was doing 75 miles per hour in a 35-mile an hour zone. The wealthy man behind the wheel was steaming. When he was finally brought before the local magistrate, he exploded, "I can't believe you stopped me. This town must be the butthole of the world!" The magistrate looked at him and replied, "And you must be what's passing through."

True Friends
TRUE FRIENDS Friendship is a priceless gift That can never be bought or sold But its value is far greater Than a mountain of pure gold For gold is cold and lifeless It can neither see nor hear And in a time of trial or trouble It is powerless to cheer Gold has no ears to listen Nor a heart to care or understand It cannot bring you comfort Or reach out a helping hand So when you ask God for a precious gift Be thankful when He sends Not diamonds, pearls or riches But the love of real true friends

Let Your Heart Make The Choice
Before you say goodbye and walk out the door darling think twice let your heart make the choice Remember our sweet nights playing stories of delight don't throw the memories we made locking it in the attic to fade Before you break my heart and tear our moments apart ask yourself do I want this will I miss that kiss Don't bring distance to our eyes my flowers in the garden will die before you push my hands that clutch ask..can I forget this touch Look back through the years of how we hold each other dear a life without you is miserable to walk away from me are you able Don't banish our beautiful life and leave me with strife for my soul knows only you living in this world for you So before you say goodbye and walk out the door darling...think twice let your heart make the choice

My Best Friend
MY BEST FRIEND When you are sad I will dry your tears When you are scared I will comfort your fears When you are worried I will give you hope When you are confused I will help you cope And when you are lost And can't see the light I shall be your beacon Shining ever so bright This is my oath I will pledge it until the end Why you may ask? Because ... You are My Best Friend

For All My Friends
this is for all my friends who are always there for me when i need someone to talk to or to just vent or even when i have a problem i love you all and i cant thank you enough for your friendship it means the world to me more than you can imagine you have all became very dear to me over the short time i have been on CT i dont need to mention who you all are cause you all know who you are and how much you all mean to me you guys are the best ever and i thank you all for being you its the best thing i could ever ask for in a friend all my love Lucia

Innocent In Sleep
So calm, so tired, so simple. So lovely as you lay sleeping. Your tired, and drained so I'll just leave you to rest, let you be. When you wake up I'll be gone, and once again you'll be. I'll be gone and like before you'll be free. Your phone rings once, I answer it, leave you to sleep and leave out the door.

18yo Needs Your Support Re Her Cancer
I have a friend in Nevada that has a daughter, 18yo, that is facing Hodgkins Lymphodema Disease. Here is the information that my friend shared with me to get to the support website. If you have any experience with Cancer, either directly or indirectly, I am sure that they could use all the encouraging words possible.... From Sheryl: I created a CaringBridge site to keep you up to date on Heather McShane. CaringBridge is a nonprofit organization that helps friends and families stay connected. You can visit Heather's CaringBridge site at http://www.caringbridge.org/visit/heathermcshane. If your e-mail program does not allow you to click on the above link, just copy and paste the address into your web browser's address (or URL) location. Please visit our CaringBridge site anytime. You can use the site to check in on Heather, read the journal entries and send us messages by signing our guestbook. When you register with CaringBridge and sign our guestbook, you will automa

The Morning Cup
A day, beginning white and subtle with a concavity at the center of its round openness, like a fine porcelain cup. I stand here, holding it between serenity of wait and impatience of warm palms, both wrapped intimately around the coolness of its frame, curiosity softly fingering the brim. There is a scented absorption billowing in the air - touches of sweetness, within the spicy notes of a blend yet unsolved – and this sense of fluidity being poured, like pure attainableness brought to a perfect boil, onto the clustered - then, expanding brew. Soon… soon I will imbibe the shades, afloat and then infused as this balmy pliability swirled, catches diverse glows. So, briefly inhaling the inescapable perception that, tipped, it will seem nearly empty from an angle – yet, from another, auspiciously full, I raise the cup to my lips… … And the first sip of morning tastes boundless… feels good.

Eamon-fuck It (i Don't Want You Back)
Whoa oh oh No, no, no See I don't, know why I liked you soo much I gave you all of my trust I told you, I loved you Now that's all down the drain You put me through pain I wanna let you know how I feel Fuck what I said, it dont mean shit now Fuck the presents, might as well throw 'em out Fuck all those kisses, they didn't mean jack Fuck you you hoe, I dont want you back(2x) You thought, you could keep this shit from me, yea You burnt bitch, I heard the story You played me, you even gave him head. Now you're asking for me back You just another act Look elsewhere, cause you're done with me Fuck what I said it dont mean shit now Fuck the presents, might as well throw em out Fuck all those kisses, they didn't mean jack Fuck you you hoe, I dont want you back (2x) Oh oh Uh huh yeah Oh oh Uh huh yeah Oh oh Uh huh yeah Ya questioned, did I care You could ask anyone, I even said Ya were my great one Now its over, but I do admit I'm sad. It

Friends
This has been around a few times, but it doesn't hurt to be reminded...in fact...it's kinda nice!!!!!!!! You might be best friends one year, Pretty good friends the next year, Don't talk that often the next year, And don't want to talk at all the year after that. So, I just wanted to say, You are special to me and you have made a difference in my life, I look up to you, respect you, and truly cherish you. Send this to all your friends, No matter how often you talk , Or how close you are, And send it to t he person who sent it to you. Let old friends know you haven't forgotten them, And tell new friends you never will. Remember, everyone needs a friend, Someday you might feel like you have NO FRIENDS at all, Just remember this text And take comfort in knowing Somebody out there cares about you.... This has been around a few times, but it doesn't hurt to be reminded...in f

So Mad
My sister-in-law called. Their Maltese, a little fluffy dog about 8 pounds, was attacked and killed by five of the neighbors' dogs. My 10-year-old niece is crying her eyes out. If I didn't live six hours away I would do something about those dogs. I'm so mad right now.

Under The Mirror
I found a warm place with a fake sun. I thought life was reality, I wasn't the only one. The skin pulls over my eyes, I can't see whats fake, whats real and whats a lie.Where do I stand, where will I lie? I lost it all in the hall of mirrors, maybe on a russian roulette wheel when the tide was high, I thought it was clearer. I found my new consciousness not so clear,the true world holds secrets, whispers and some times fear.

The Trouble With Never...
If I never think about her, I'll never miss her at all Never wonder what she's doin, never give her a call Never see her again and I'll be free as a bird But the trouble with never is never never works If I never bring her flowers, I'll never see her smile If I never try to kiss her, she'll never drive me wild And I'll never feel the need to say those three little words But the trouble with never is never never works I know how to stay carefree, let no one get a hold on me But I can't keep my hands off her There's something different 'bout this girl If I never let me love her, I'll never settle down And I'll never put roots in this God forsaken town And I'll never say I do or step foot in a church But the trouble with never is never never works I know how to stay carefree, let no one get a hold on me But I can't keep my hands off her There's something different 'bout this girl If I never think about her, I'll never miss her at all Never wonder what she's do

Desperate And Waiting For You!!!
ALL I NEED IS 2500 COMMENTS TOTAL AND I HAVE 1270... PLEASE I BEG YOU TO HELP ME WIN A PLATINUM CHERRY!!! I WILL DO ANYTHING!!!! ANYTHING I SAY FOR A HELPING HAND... JUST NAME IT... IF YOU COULD ONLY SEE ME I AM DOWN ON MY KNEES GRAVALING OUT OF CONTROL FOR YOUR COMMENTS.... AS ALWAYS THE LOVE WILL BE RETURNED... MUCH LOVE AND THANK YOU SO VERY MUCH JUST FOR READING THIS EVEN.... CLICK ON PIC AND BOMBS AWAY!!!!

Someone Like You
Forever Mine, I'm not quite sure Past conversations are just a blur you know that feeling of weak at the knees like you could be that one for me. Forever it seems that I have searched to find someone just like you. Someone to share my hopes and dreams with, Someone to brighten my days. Someone to wipe the tears from my eyes if I was sad, Someone to hold my hand. Someone who'd be there to hold me tight, Someone who understands. This newfound feeling inside me, it's almost more that I can take. A feeling I have never felt before... A feeling I'd like to get to know more. Baby, I just want you to know... I think you are that someone that I've been searching for.. who could make my life complete. I think you are that someone who would love me endlessly and would show me what life really means. And I hope I can be with you day after day. Because I'm falling for you more than my words could ever say.

1st Day Of Party Weekend
i'm about to jump into my dad's car and drive my ass out to damascus cuz i refuse to take the bus. wish me luck...i gotta get on I-295 and i havent been on the highway much...aka i'm about to committ highway suicide in a steal death trap. whee...all so my friend can get me to help her set up her fuckin bday party and she'll prolly ignore me most of the time. grrrrrr...fuck, i dont even know the way by car to her house so i'm gonna get lost. bye ~ace~

What U Learn When You Live Or From The South
1. Possums sleep in the middle of the road with their feet in the air. 2. There are 5,000 types of snakes and 4,998 of them live in the south. 3. There are 10,000 types of spiders. All 10,000 of them live in the south, plus a couple no one's seen before. 4. If it grows, it sticks; If it crawls, it bites. 5. "Onced" and "Twiced" are words. 6. It is not a Shopping cart, it is a buggy. 7. Fire ants consider your flesh as a picnic. 8. People actually grow and eat okra. 9. "Fixinto" is one word. 10. There is no such thing as "lunch". There is only dinner and then there is supper. 11. Ice tea is appropriate for all meals and you start drinking it when you're two. We do like a little tea with our sugar! 12. Backards and forwards means "I know everything about you." 13. The word "Jeet" is actually a phrase meaning "Did you eat?" 14. You don't have to wear a watch because it doesn't matter what time it is. You work until you’re done or it's too

Joke
A women goes to her boyfriends parents house for dinner. This is to be her first time meeting the family and she is very nervous. They all sit down and begin eating a fine meal. The woman is beginning to feel a little discomfort, thanks to her nervousness and the broccoli casserole, the gas pains are almost making her eyes water. Left with no other choice, she decides to relieve herself a bit and lets out a dainty little fart. It wasn't loud, but everyone at the table heard the toot. Before she even had a chance to be embarrassed, her boyfriends father looked over at the dog that had been snoozing at the women's feet, and said in a rather stern voice, "Ginger!" The woman thought, "this is great!" and a big smile came across her face. A couple minutes later, she was beginning to feel the pain again. This time, she didn't even hesitate. She let a much louder and longer fart rip. The father again looked at the dog and yelled, "dammit Ginger!" Once again the woman

Visit Or Live In The South
As someone that used to live in the south, I thought fit as its some rules to live by...lol If you are going to live or visit in the South, you need to know these rules: 1. That farm boy you see at the gas station did MORE work before breakfast than you do all week at the gym. 2. It's called a "dirt road." No matter how slow you drive, you're going to get dust on your Navigator. Drive it or get out of the way. 3. The red dirt -- it's called clay. Red clay. If you like the color, don't wash your car for a couple of weeks -- it'll be permanent. 4. We all started hunting and fishing when we were seven years old. Yeah, we saw Bambi. We got over it. 5. Go ahead and bring your $600 Orvis Fly Rod. Don't cry to us if a flathead breaks it off at the handle. We have a name for those little 13-inch trout you fish for -- bait. 6. Pull your pants up. You look like an idiot. 7. If that cell phone rings while a bunch of mallards (ducks) are m

My All You Like Ie Ok
Time: Time is the great ocean, and we are cast into it on a raft called fate, the winds that fill our sails are called luck, and the heavens we navigate by is called God. The currents of time know neither love nor hate, just life & death. As we seek our destinations, we learn to dance with the tides and work the waves. Knowing we have no power over time, we cast out our efforts and dreams to the whims of chance. And hope for a strong push from the winds of luck and gracious guidance from God in heaven. ~+~ We try and personalize every site that is built in representation of us. Us being me, the band, the radio stations, and all local personnel (many and growing fast), local as in coming over and "hey can I borrow some sugar, your car or your life" :). Some people have written in response to the opening clip into the eyes of time page, yes that really is me (still don't understand why some think its not). Also please understand that I write out many things for many projects, my spac

Joke
A secretary, a paralegal and a partner in a city law firm are walking through a park on their way to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp. They rub it and a Genie comes out in a puff of smoke. The Genie says, "I usually only grant three wishes, so I'll give each of you Justone.""Me first! Me first!" says the secretary. "I want to be in the Bahamas, driving a speedboat, without a care in the world." Poof! She's gone."Me next! Me next!" says the paralegal. "I want to be in Hawaii, relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of pina coladas and the love of my life." Poof! He's gone. "You're next," the Genie says to the partner. The partner says, "I want those two back in the office after lunch."

Tornados
For those of you who aren't familiar with tornadoes and are hearing news coverage of this, here is a short glossary to help you understand. FUJITA SCALE: used to measure wind speeds of a tornado and their severity. F1: Laughable little string of wind unless it comes through your house, then enough to make your insurance company drop you like a brick. (People enjoy standing on their porches to watch this kind.) F2: Strong enough to blow your car into your house, unless of course you drive an Expedition and live in a mobile home, then strong enough to blow your house into your car. F3: Will pick your house and your Expedition up and move you to the other side of town. F4: Usually ranging from 1/2 to a full mile wide, this tornado can turn an Expedition into a Pinto, then gift wrap it in a semi truck. F5: The Mother of all Tornadoes, you might as well stand on your front porch and watch it, because it's probably going to be quite a last sight.

What The Hell????
What's up with the guys that rate my profile a 10, then turn right around and ask me what do I do for a living? Do I not talk about that ALOT in my profile? And what's up with the guys they say hi in my shoutbox, I say hi back, then they immediatly ask me what color panties am I wearing... who the hell are you? I don't know you, you Damn Sure don't know me, grow the fuck up. There are some REAL men out there on Cherrytap like JustBill,PoPoCherry,LetsRoll,Cowboy,Mikey,Reaper,OSO,JohnnyP,Sarge,OOJ,EDubb,NcSoxFan,Greg,cj45850Biker15K,LcMan,CDiddy.........to name a few. I could give a rats ass about points on here, I'll be thinning out my so called "friends" list pretty damn soon. So If you don't see my name to the left anymore, awwwww, to bad! To those I forgot to name above and you know you should be there, I'm sorry. To those I did remember, Thankyou. to the others, kiss my fukin'ass. Okay, Now I can go back to talking like the REAL woman I am. Have a great one.

Distant Heartbeats
Distant Heartbeats Body: All my life I longed to find someone with a spirited heart like mine Whose spirit soars wild and free and would share our life's destiny... To escape the city noise and neon lights and enjoy the splendor of star filled nights To share our free spirits and hearts and walk paths yet unmarked... To share Tunkasila's Blessings with each other and enjoy the mysteries of our Earth Mother Someone who thrills to Red Hawks in flight whose soul stirs at wolf's cry in the night I go alone to the Sacred Fire always searching for my heart's desire Someone with a fiery spirited soul who would make my life complete and whole Then from the South came distant heartbeats our two spirited souls destined to meet... I knew it wasn't just a chance of fate that I had found my lost soul mate Our destinies guided by Tunkasila above our hearts found our long lost love Throughout eternity and the winds of time I am yours and you are forever mine You

Just A Biker
I grew up with the love of motorcycles and bikers. I wanted to share this with you and hope it will make you think twice next time you see a biker. Just a Biker by Dove. I saw you; hug your purse closer to you in the grocery store line. But, you didn't see me put an extra $10.00 in the collection plate last Sunday. I saw you; pull your child closer when we passed each other on the sidewalk. But, you didn't see me playing Santa at the local mall. I saw you; change your mind about going into the restaurant. But, you didn't see me attending a meeting to raise more money for the hurricane relief. I saw you, roll up your window and shake your head when I drove by But, you didn't see me, driving behind you when you flicked your cigarette butt out the car window. I saw you, frown at me when I smiled at your children. But, you didn't see me, when I took time off from work to run toys to the homeless. I saw you, stare at my long hair. But, you didn't

Synchronicty And All That
Been working with Jenny fixing up the site, Jenny is originally from Taiwan and has been living in New York for years, anyway Jenny told me she was looking for contacts in Ghana, she has a lot of corporate contacts and a very good technology background. Anyway I met a lady called Joy Tang who has been setting up Global Villages etc, so introduced them. They had a great chat today and what I wasnt aware of was that Joy and Jenny are from the same place, there is lot they have in common project wise, so Jenny told me she was extremely happy. i do get to be useful every now and again which does suprise me as sometimes I feel about as useful as a chocolate teapot.

I Am Woman
I shave my legs, I sit down to pee And I can justify any shopping spree. I can balance the checkbook, can pump my own gas Can talk to my friends about the size of my ass. My beauty's a masterpiece, and yes, it takes long. At least I can admit to others when I'm wrong. I don't drive in circles at any cost, And I don't have a problem admitting I'm lost. I never forget an important date You just gotta deal with it, I'm usually late I don't watch movies with lots of gore Don't need instant replay to remember the score. Don't say to your friends, Oh yeah, I can get her In your dreams, my dear, I can do better! Flowers are okay, But jewelry's best. Would you look at my face, Not at my chest! I don't have a problem with Expressing my feelings I know when you're lying, You look at the ceiling . Don't call me a girl, a babe or a chick. I am a WOMAN, get it, you prick? Have A Fun Filled Day It's Great To Be A Woman

Going To Gamble
well every weekend (just about) I make a trip to the boats to gamble (play poker mainly). I just think this is funny because if I did not usually win people would say I had a problem with gambling but since I win alot it is a good thing lol! Let me know your thoughts please! Chris

Another Quiz
Your Mind is NC-17 Rated You're mind is so filthy... you should should be washing every part of you out with soap. If your thoughts can go dirty, they do. Almost everything is NC-17 to you! Do You Have a Dirty Mind?

10 Things Losers Do On Myspace
: ONE there is NO SUCH THING as a myspace tracker. it does NOT exist. so quit posting stupid bulletins like "OH-MY-GOD this WORKS!!!" no, it doesnt. TWO To the people who have like 25,000 friends, are you serious? You're stupid. Go play in traffic. THREE Don't ever post pictures and say "OMG, I'm so ugly" "OMG, I'm so fat" because if you were, you wouldn't post them. And if u do ur a freaking mongoloid. FOUR NOBODY cares about threats over the internet. Don't try to act hardcore with the keyboard. FIGHTING ONLINE is like racing in the special olympics; even if you win, you're still RETARTED. FIVE Quit crying b/c you're not on someones top 8. who cares? ITS MYSPACE!!! SIX Who really cares if I don't accept you as a friend? MOVE ON!!! Don't send me another request or message asking "what's up with you not adding me?" I don't want you as a friend, that's what's up fruit!!! SEVEN If you have decided to read this, you are a true MySpace Fr

A Quiz
You scored as Passion. You are very passionate whether that passion is good or evil has yet to be determined. You have great power over others and they seem to flock to your service. You are very competative almost to a fault. Perhaps you should let someone else win for a change?Passion75%Eyes full of Pain67%Diamond Eyes58%Mysterious50%What do your eyes reveal about you?(PICS!)created with QuizFarm.com

Heyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
HAPPY BIRTHDAY !!!!! MY BIRTHDAY IS MARCH 2ND .....MAKE SURE EVERYONE SENDS ME SOME LOVE MARCH 2ND ..I WANT MY BELLY BUTTON PIERCED AND MY HAIR CUT AND THE REBA SEASONS FROM HER SHOW...THOSE WHO KNOW ME, BETTER HELP MAKE MY BIRTHDAY GREAT LOVE ALWAYS DEE AND HANNAH .... BABY GIRL ALL I WANT FOR MY BIRTHDAY IS FOR U NOT TO HAVE ANY PAIN WHILE UR 2 TEETH ARE COMING THRU HANNAH JEAN BANANA I LOVE YOU AND MISS U AND SEE U SOON LOVE ALWAYS MUMMY OXO

Did You Meet Your Love On Ct
Did you meet the love of your life on CT?? For Valentines day I am holding a special contest for couples that meet on Cherry Tap. Please PM me with a picture you would like to use, preferably one of the two of you together. Contest will run from 2-7-07 to 2-13-07 That way I can hand out prizes for valentines day. Every contestant will win a prize. The more comments the better the prize. I know there are several couples out there that met on here. Join in and have fun. Let everyone know that you met your love on here.

These Ladies Need Some Tlc
Please help these wonderful ladies! They would do it for you! If you don't have time to comment bomb can please just repost this. Thank you very much!! ♥ HUGS AND KISSES ♥ ♥ Click on the picture to vote! ♥ ♥ Click on the picture to vote! ♥ Music Codes - MySpace Layouts

How Old Am I ???
Subject: How Old Am I ? A woman decides to have a facelift for her 50th birthday. She spends $15,000 and feels good about the results. On her way home, she stops at a newsagent to buy a newspaper. Before leaving, she says to the clerk, "I hope you don't mind my asking, but how old do you think I am?" "About 32," is the reply. "Nope! I'm exactly 50," the woman says happily. A little while later she goes into McDonald's and asks the counter girl the very same question. The girl replies, "I'd guess about 29." The woman replies with a big smile, "Nope, I'm 50." Now she's feeling really good about herself. She stops in a drug store on her way down the street. She goes up to the counter to get some mints and asks the clerk this burning question. The clerk responds, "Oh, I'd say 30." Again she proudly responds, "I'm 50, but thank you!" While waiting for the bus to go home, she asks an old man waiting next to her the same question. He replies, "I

T.w.a.t
After years of putting up with T.W.A.T. (the war against terrorism) It finally becomes clear to me why... Bush fabricated this entire war not only to oust Saddam Hussein from power for the control of oil, (like dear old daddies war in tha 80's) But also as a controlled ploy to convince you that electing Hillary Clinton as the first female president would be the best option. Along with the facts that her opponents are some guy named John Edwards, (make ya think about the tv psychic???) or the other one, Barack Obama. Honestly a good man if not for his name sounding too much like Osama Bin-Laden. She has taken a stance against the war, demanding to see the end of it before her term or she will bring it to an end herself. Review the few passages below, taken from a few news sites and think about it for a little bit. If you believe this conspiracy theory to be the truth, repost this as Paul's Conspiracy Theory. If you have any comments feel free to send them my way, I'm always open

You Lil Bitch!
This blog is for one person only, so please don't take it personal. Except for the one I'm talking about.. You're still playing with a lot of people. You can't keep on going like this and I won't allow it. I will do anything to stop you. You didn't grow up at all. And I knew that all along. But you must be blind, so goddamn blind! You fucked me up and you will pay! And I'm closer than you think... I will have my vengeance honey. Yes I fucking will :) Ik kom eraan...

I Hate Snow!!!
OMG my boyfriend was supposed to drive from Ionia to Muskegon to pick me up today so we could see each other for the weekend...but now half the highway is closed down and theres a bunch of accidents so he cant come and get me cuz its too dangerous..and hes been working for the past week to get his car fixed and as soon as he got it fixed the weather is way to fucked up to drive over here..i guess muskegon is supposed to have a blizzard warning..now im gonna have to wait til next weekend to go anywhere it fucking sux!!!

Sex Facts
Having rough sex [make it hurt] burns 543 calories. Giving .........head....... massages the jaw....while burning 32 calories. Swallowing foreign body juices is actually like taking vitamins and it whitens your teeth The American Dental Association says that semen cuts plaque better than mouth wash, so suck a dick and save a smile. Take off her clothes with her consent.........................12 cal without......................187 cal Take off her Bra With two hands..........................8 cal With one hand.........................12 cal With mouth.............................85 cal Put on Protection hard ........................... 6 cal soft..........................315 cal Foreplay Looking for target...................8 cal Finding G spot ......................92 cal I don't F***ing care.....................0 cal Entry Holding her..................12 cal On the floor.................8 cal With Different Position Missionary....................

I Know What You Want......[ A Short Story ]
Meeting for the first time, after a long relationship in cyberspace Meeting Harry for the first time, after a long relationship in cyberspace, was a real shocker! Oh he was ruggedly good-looking, shoulder length light brown /gray hair ,hazel eyes nice ones;-)slightly paunchy, but didn't detract from the mostly hard 5'11 rest of him. What turned me off, was the first words out of his mouth when he came into the house and the door closed. He quickly grabbed me to him and said "I knew I'd feel like this, we've waited so long, lets not waste time, I know you want me as much as I want you." I pushed him back "Wait just a minute, that's a helluva way to start out with me Harry. When did I give the impression that I would go for this kind of behavior." He backed off saying " Sorry, I thought you had that look about you,, and your sexy voice always gets to me, you know that." "Apology accepted , but I'm curious did you really expect I'd go right into the bedroom

Attn: Angel Family And Freinds.....
We need to work on our family contest. I will buy the family a VIC gift for every 50 comments u drop on our contest. We are at 1850 so far and the other family is at 2612 so we need to catch up here. when u drop 50 comments leave me a message in my inbox and i will reward you. Doesn't only have to be family that can help anyone everyone can and they will get a prize! thanks maria click on link....

Texas Midget (i'm Not Making Fun But I Just Thought It Was Funny)
A midget in Texas went to the doctor because his testicles hurt and ached almost all the time. The doctor told him to drop his pants. The doctor stood him up onto the examining table, and started to examine him. The doc put one finger under his left testicle and told the midget to turn his head and cough, the usual method to check for a hernia. "Hmmmm" mumbled the doc and, as he put his finger under the right testicle, he asked the midget to cough again. "Hmmmmm, I see the problem" said the doctor again, and reached for his surgical scissors. Snip-snip-snip-snip on the right side, then snip-snip-snip-snip on the left side. The midget was so scared he was afraid to look, but noted with amazement that the snipping did not hurt. The doctor then told the midget to hop down off the table and pull his pants up and walk around the examining room to see if his testicles still ached. The midget was absolutely delighted as he walked around and discovered his testicles were no longer ach

Kinky Sex Anyone?
You scored as Bondage. Your turn on is bondage... all out. You don't have a specific part of kinky sex that turns you on more than any other... everything working together turns you on. And why shouldn't it? Sex isn't sex without all the trimmings.Bondage92%Whips83%Chains/Handcuffs67%Biting67%Blood33%Blind Folds8%What's Your Kinky Turn On?created with QuizFarm.com

Tell Me
. What time is it? 2. Name: 3. What are you most afraid of? 4. What do you drive? 5. Have you ever seen a goast? 6. Where were you born? 7. Ever been to Alaska? 8. Ever been toilet papering rolling in decorating trees? 9. Croutons or Bacon bits? 10. Favorite day of the week: 11. Favorite restaurant: 12. Do you have any pets? 13. Favorite sport to watch: 14. Favorite Drink: 15. Favorite Ice cream: 16. Disney or Warner Brothers: 17. Favorite fast food restaurant: 18. What color is your bedroom carpet? 19. How many times you failed your driver's test? 20. Before this one, from whom did you get your last e-mail from? 21. What do you do most often when you are bored? 22. Bedtime: 23. Who will respond to this email the quickest? 24. Who is the person you sent this to that is least likely to respond? 25. Who is the person that you are most curious to see their responses: 26. Favorite TV show: 27. Ford or chevy? 28. What are you listen

Lord Genocyde Calls It Quits
You know, I thought these damn things had more gum in 'em Nope, that's not a cigarette in my hand. Truth be told, I don't want another damn cigarette in my mouth as long as I live, however damn long that is. I came to the realization last Friday at work at about sometime past midnight. I sat at my desk, cracked the box open, fished one out, popped open the zippo and lit that bastard. I expected to inhale sweet-tasting smoke. That cigarette looked as though it were made by God, rolled by Jesus and sealed shut by Jenna Jameson's vagina. Gosh, it looked tasty. It wasn't though. It was foul. That's when the thoughts flooded me. Hey, D...how many times have you been to the docs for those upper respiratory infections/bronchitis cases? At least once per year Hey, you know, that reminds me, what's your blood pressure been like lately? Fuckin Stage One Hypertension... Well, how are you feeling now? Like shit, if you must know Still coughin up shit and having sinus tr

The Road Trip
What a busy day I had today. Surprised? Me neither. So it started out when I woke up at 5 a.m. and went to my first day of training. What an amazing workout I had, I've never worked out like this before, it felt like I used every single muscle in my entire body. It was a bit odd going into the gym in the dark, and coming out in the light. Came home at 7 a.m. and hopped into bed for 5 minutes. I realized I wasn't tired and had too much to do before my meeting. I'll fast forward to 11 a.m. when the V.P. of Evil Angel called us and needed to be picked up at the car detailer. Aiden ran out to get him and we were on the road to the San Diego area by 11:30 a.m. The germans were also along for the ride... ready to capture all that I had to offer. The ride took about 2 hours and talked about why we were on our way down there among other things, so time went by fairly quickly. We arrived at the studio and met the C.E.O. He took us on a tour and showed us how the dolls were made. It's very cool

72 Things Men Should Know
1. Don't worry, your dad didn't know what he was doing, either. 2. No, no--not that Spock! 3. Second thought, maybe you should worry. 4. Never tell anybody that you and your wife are "trying." We really don't need the visual, that's why. 5. Never tell anybody where your child was conceived, how long it took, or what song was playing. 6. Do not name your baby after cities, geographical points of interest, features of the solar system, seasons, plants, animals, or current television stars. 7. Your child, at birth, already has a deeply complicated relationship with his mother, and, for the first year, you are only a curiosity. For a couple of years after that, an amusement-park ride. Then, a referee. And finally, a bank. 8. If you want to subject your son to the unkindest cut, insist on a local anesthetic, since many pediatricians don't bother to use one. The anesthetic is for the kid. 9. Baby gas is lessened with a good nipple connection during f

One For The Ladies
One for the ladies Body: One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his Sweat- shirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, "What setting do I use on the washing machine?" "It depends," I replied. "What does it say on your shirt?" He yelled back, " University of Oklahoma ." And they say blondes are dumb... ----------------------------------------------------------- A couple is lying in bed. The man says, "I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world." The woman replies, "I'll miss you..." ----------------------------------------------------------- "It's just too hot to wear clothes today," Jack says as he stepped out of the shower, "honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this?" "Probably that I married you for your money," she replied. ----------------------------------------------------------- Q: What do you call an int

What Color Should Your Eyes Be?
Your Eyes Should Be Brown Your eyes reflect: Depth and wisdom What's hidden behind your eyes: A tender heart What Color Should Your Eyes Be? By Changing 1 answer this is what I got. I could have answer the question 2 ways. Your Eyes Should Be Violet Your eyes reflect: Mystery and allure What's hidden behind your eyes: A quiet passion What Color Should Your Eyes Be?

What Is My Mind Rated?
Your Mind is NC-17 Rated You're mind is so filthy... you should should be washing every part of you out with soap. If your thoughts can go dirty, they do. Almost everything is NC-17 to you! Do You Have a Dirty Mind?

Simple Operation
This is so right !! I feel the same way !! A man was wheeling himself frantically down the hall of the hospital in his wheelchair, just before his operation. A nurse stopped him and asked, "What's the matter?" He said, "I heard the nurse say, 'It's a very simple operation, don't worry, I'm sure it will be all right.'" "She was just trying to comfort you, what's so frightening about that?" "She wasn't talking to me. She was talking to the doctor!"

A Smurfy Question Finally Answered
The Smurf Orgy It’s time to tell the truth about Smurfs. You see, Smurfs are a lot like other folks; they have dreams and ambitions, deep, thoughtful conversations with each other, and good and bad times. “But,” people ask, “do Smurfs have... you know... sex?” The answer is an emphatic and resounding yes! And why shouldn’t they? They’re people, too. What most people don’t know is why Smurfs are blue. Well, the reason is because Smurfs only have sex once a year. Face it: if you had sex only once a year, you’d be blue, too. Once a year, in the Smurf village, flags and banners fly happily in the breeze, proclaiming that the day of the annual Smuckfest has arrived. Birds sing and the Sun comes out to watch, despite the weather-Smurf’s direst predictions. I guess good ol’ Mr. Sun is a voyeur. In the middle of town, Papa Smurf gives a brief speech explaining the origin of the Smuckfest; how Dr. C. Everett Koop came to the village and warned all the Smurfs about AIDS. Pa

Words Or Actions
Why is it I want to believe in people so much? Why do I believe words and ignore actions? There are times I know people cannot act on what they want and we must simply believe their words. When do you draw the line? How much should you believe? When do you simply say F YOU and walk away? Why can't I be strong enough to do that? I believe when I've been given no reason to... trust when there is no reason.

The Local Bank
A sign in the local Bank Lobby reads: "Please note that this Bank is installing new Drive-through teller machines enabling customers to withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles. Customers using this new facility are requested to use the procedures outlined below when accessing their accounts. After months of careful research, MALE & FEMALE procedures have been developed. Please follow the appropriate steps for your gender." MALE PROCEDURE: 1. Drive up to the cash machine. 2. Put down your car window. 3. Insert card into machine and enter PIN. 4. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw. 5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt. 6. Put window up. 7. Drive off. ~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~ FEMALE PROCEDURE: 1. Drive up to cash machine. 2. Reverse and back up the required distance to align ca r window with the machine. 3. Set parking brake, put the window down. 4. Find handbag, remove all contents on to passenger seat to locate card.

The Mirror's Face
As I stare into the mirror, I'm amazed at what I see. It's crazy what these hazel brown eyes seem to be telling me. Streaks of worry and fear and pain are starting to line my eyes. Ominous circles are taking their place as a result of my late night cries. I thought that by leaving the prison to which I had been confined I would lose the stress and worries and a new happiness I would find. Although my presence is not in that place I used to sadly call home I can't seem to escape all of the anxieties that from that house always come. I used to be up all night, awake and immersed in my fears. Now I'm getting midnight calls from my mom shedding painful tears. Through stiffled sobs, I hear her words, her dire, helpless plea: She whispers softly, "Valerie, I'm scared, Please, Oh please, can you help me?" But what am I supposed to do, I'm only a child working to keep myself sane. I shouldn't have to take the role of mother to woman from which I came. She's supposed

Secret Fantasy
I awaken in the night from a not so restful slumber As a newly acquired reflex my hands search for my new found lover As my trembling fingertips slowly graze the sheets surrounding me I sigh at the realization of another unlived fantasy So I wrap my arms around myself and wonder how it would be If you were lying by my side with your arms wrapped around me If instead of clenching my blanket tightly with its softness against my face You'd be laying next to me, I'd be feeling your embrace As my dreams once again take over, my visions seem to come true I see you gazing at my body as you're pulling me close to you You brush a few loose strands from my face and kiss my forehead tenderly We hold each other so close for what seems like an eternity You life my chin so we can stare into each other's eyes But i cant you're looking further to see where all of my passion lies I slowly raise my hand to caress your neck so soft and sweet Our faces move closer together and

Important To All
my yahoo account has been hacked and now you my be at risk please don't open any thing from tonybeach2600 it is no longer my account some ass thought they wanted it more than me so i repeat DO NOT OPEN ANY THING FROM tonybeach2600@yahoo.com ask me for it and well see

U.s. Loses Fourth Copter In Iraq In Two Weeks
U.S. loses fourth copter in Iraq in two weeks - - A U.S. Apache helicopter went down in Iraq on Friday, Pentagon officials said, the fourth helicopter to crash in two weeks. TVNL Comment: Some people are going to make a fortune selling the US replacement military hardware! Mission accomplished for them! They are just loving what is going on now! http://www.cnn.com/2007/WORLD/meast/02/02/iraq.main/index.html

Snow-klahoma
...C'mon and * SING* with me! SNOW-klahoma, where the Cold Front's sweepin' down the plain; And the piles of sleet beneath your feet Follow right behind the freezing rain. SNOW-klahoma, Ev'ry night my honey lamb and I Travel home from work and hope some jerk Doesn't wreck our car in passing by. We know we belong to the land But it could use much more salt and sand! And when we sayyyyyyy "YEEEOW!" "Ay-yip-ay-yoh-E-ayyy!" We're only saying "Two feet of ICE?!?!?!" SNOW-klahoma! SNOW-klahoma Snow-K? No way! Not more, today... Snow-kla-HO-ma!!!!! YEEOWWW!!

Most Of You!!! (tee Hee)
Pass This Lick To All Those You Wish To Taste….If You Get 1 Back Your Lickable…….. If You Get 3 Back Your A Tasty Treat……..If You Get 10 Or More Back....Your F***** LickTastic!!! Have A Kick Ass Day :o)! Now Ya'll know that I would send U all back one of these sooooo consider urself offically " LICKED ALL OVER TO THE FULLEST." Which means that 'UR ALL LICKTASTIC !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My Life
True happiness has not come easily to me although I've fought so hard for contentment I've been close to true joy so many times and then disheartened by cruelty and resentment As a young girl I experienced the greatest joy when my father's precious time was promised to me But the pain that I felt when his indifference showed through bit deeper than anyone could see I put a smile on my face, held back the tears, pretending I could handle being forgotten once more I learned not to put so much trust in a man who viewed time with his daughter as a burdensome chore As I grew older I was faced with a painful realization: my mother loved someone other than me At first I was happy, he seemed so much fun; and mom was jut glowing with this new ecstasy But hurtful words of contempt and painful blows of frustration soon replaced the laughter and smiles The monster was emerging from this facade of a man; but my mother was blinded by his devious wiles As I became a woma

Number One
What does it take to be number one? How can I be that special to you? I've fought for so long to be the perfect woman, Yet I've failed to make you love me as I need you to. Your first waking thought in the morning, The last hazy image as you drift into your dreams. My heart would melt if knew I was there, Yet I'm not, so instead my heart screams. It's screaming at you to take advantage of this, This love that is deeper than you'll ever know. You almost lost it, but you got it back, And now, this is your chance to never let go. For awhile I thought that things had changed, That you had seen the depth of my heart. Those sweet little nothings, that's all I needed. I just knew we were making a new start. But it seems that it's over, before it even began. Now we're back to the old way of living. I refuse to live my life like this again, You taking, me giving and giving. You know that every day I struggle, And what I've been fighting so hard for. I had hoped i

B.u.s.h Can't Prove Iran Link To Iraq Strife
B.U.S.H can't prove Iran link to Iraq strife - LINK - Defense Secretary Robert M. Gates seemed to concede Friday that U.S. officials can't say for sure whether the Iranian government is involved in assisting the attacks on U.S. personnel in Iraq. http://www.latimes.com/news/printedition/front/la-fg-iran3feb03,1,2524049.story?coll=la-headlines-

Rollercoasters
I thought rollercoasters were supposed to be fun And your screams were to be of delight Up the hills and around the turns Holding on with all of your might But imagine sitting in that rollercoaster car And you're the only one there No seatbelt, no guardrails, no support And behind the controls, a man who doesn't care He sends you roaring into the night You're grasping on just as tight as you can Faster and faster, no end in sight Is he trying to throw you? What is his plan? But you don't have time to figure that out You're just trying to stay in the game Just hold on, wait it out, it'll be over soon But after this, things won't be the same Now you're finally pulling into the final port And slowly let go of your coaster car Afraid to stand up, does he have another trick You can't believe you made it this far He slowly steps out from behind the controls With a smile he comes toward you and opens his arms wide "It was a test baby, now I know you that love m

I Think This Is Hilarious
Ok either the women in Europe are bottomless pits..or i'm entirely too small for my own good..cus good lord!! OK, so the Doctor told you five inches is quite normal. He was lying. Maybe your best mate said six inches was more than any girl can handle? He was lying, too. Well he would, wouldn't he? His laughable little trouser snake is probably even smaller than yours. Or, perhaps you're slipping the pork to one of those liberated, politically-correct girls who insists that the right size depends on preference and compatibility? You know, the ones who claim that being attentive to their sexual and emotional needs is far more important than being hung like a horse with elephantitus of the todger? And you believed her? You boys are so gullible. Prepare yourself for a BIG shock. The bitch is lying to you as well! I am am going to put you straight. Utterpants has conducted an exhausting (and I do mean 'exhausting' and not 'exhaustive') hands-on survey to settle this question once and

Stuck Where I Stood
What is this? What the fuck? What the hell? I was ready to just give up for good. Do you realize this flip-flop punk-rock thing Has me standing here, stuck where I stood? Baby, what the hell am I talking about?! Do you see what youre doin to me? My words make no sense all a jumble.. My smile finally set my laughter free. So back to my point of being stuck where I stood Although now youre the one pushing me through I know that Im strong, and kind, and good But whats amazing is that you see it too The key to this quandry is not that you see All thats been looked over in my past But that you shout from your rooftop that I am the one Who the fuck cares that it happened so fast So stuck where I stood isnt stuck at all Its just finally resting after this long ass fight And your shoulder is where Im laying my head But somehow, that just seems right.

Okay?
Solitary, all alone... me, myself and I I've fought so long to get to here and now I wonder why As I look back over my life, there is so much that I see The happy times, the sad ones, the experiences that molded me I used to be this carefree girl, as many would probably say In spite of what I lived at home I had dreams of "one fine day" I had no doubt that people were good, I trusted to the core My heart was posted on my sleeve, my intentions completely pure My soul was splayed, like an open book, whatever you wanted to know My dreams, my hopes, my secret thoughts, I would oh so willingly show But over time my dreams and hopes, the secrets I shared so willingly Were mocked by those I trusted, one by one they died peacefully I awakened one morning with no more dreams and nothing to live my life for All I had been, the girl that I was, was gone she lived no more I couldnt blame the others who broke my heart, and the ones who broke me down I put myself out the

Fuck You
You cut yourself to make me bleed You cry to see my tears You hold your breath so I will faint As you have done for all these years You know my weakness, where to strike And how to bring me down You're the fucker driving off the cliff But I will hit the ground You broke the pictures on the wall And I cleaned up your fuckin mess So my baby could wake up and walk in my room Without glass cutting into his flesh So you tell me who's a selfish bitch Go ahead, call me another name You think I haven't bean beat down before Do you forget from where I came I know who the fuck I am And I know who I want to be I know that you fucked your life up By missing out on me.

My Turn To Purge
Push me away, ignore my love Do just as you have done It seems our fairytale is over Although it had only just begun You chose to carry your burden alone And for you I feel a great sorrow Because sadness, I know, is easier shared Yet, we're waking up alone tomorrow I can't understand the choices you make By pushing away someone who loves you And my heart just can't stand another break Aftar all that it's already been through I know that I put my all into this My soul, my time, my tears and dedication I wish that was enough to have helped you through So you wouldn't give in to your hurt and frustration But it's over now, I'll walk away Another chapter in my book is done I'll turn around and try to pretend I wasn't sure you were the one.

Carbon Dioxide Rate Is At Highest Level For 650,000 Years
Carbon dioxide rate is at highest level for 650,000 years 03 Feb 2007 Concentrations of carbon dioxide in the atmosphere are at their highest levels for at least 650,000 years and this rise began with the birth of the Industrial Revolution 250 years ago, according to the Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change (IPCC). http://news.independent.co.uk/environment/article2211568.ece

Friends
Of all the friends I've ever met, You're the one I won't forget. And if I die Before you do I'll go to heaven And wait for you I'll give the angels Back their wings And risk the loss Of everything Just to prove My friendship is true I'm thankful to have Family and Friends like you!

Pretending
I really don't need I love you's Not if they're only lies Don't you think I've heard it before With those big ole puppy dog eyes You tell me I'm the world to you And I make your dreams seem real Do you think you're the only one Who's givin me that spiel What makes you think I'll fall for you Because you say what I want to hear And you whisper those sweet little nothings So softly in my ear Yes I admit, my heart skips a beat When you tell me that you love me But the tears that I cry drown out that hope That this is truly meant to be So please don't promise me fairy tails Unless you can show me a happy end My heart can't take another twist No matter how much I pretend

Evanescence
FUCK YEAH!!! Current mood: stoked and shocked I AM GOING TO EVANESCENCE ON MARCH 28TH!! my boy drew bought the tickets for me, david, drew, and e-man! I AM SO FUCKIN STOKED!!! THIS IS ONE OF THE BEST PRESENTS EVER!!! I WILL SO TAKE MY CAMERA!!!!

Judges Pose Questions On Bush Detainee Policy
Judges Pose Questions on Bush Detainee Policy 02 Feb 2007 In a series of probing and sometimes testy exchanges with a government lawyer, two of three judges on a federal appeals court panel here indicated Thursday that they might not be prepared to accept the Bush regime’s claim that it has the unilateral power to detain people it calls enemy combatants... "What would prevent you from plucking up anyone and saying, 'You are an enemy combatant?'" Judge Roger L. Gregory of the United States Court of Appeals for the Fourth Circuit asked the administration’s lawyer, David B. Salmons. http://www.nytimes.com/2007/02/02/washington/02terror.html

Wont You
Another valentines day but with a boy to love and something to say. Finally the day I've been waiting for the lovers day. I have something to give and something to ask. I can finally complete my dream and my task. Won't you be my Valentine? I'll be yours and you'll be mine. I'll give you my heart, give me the papers and my signature I will sign. Won't you be my valentine? I love you and you love me. We'll be together forever and make a little family. I'm your sugar and your my Honey. We will share smiles, tears and laugh at things that are funny. Won't you be my valentine? With you by my side I won't need the sun to shine. Put together by magic and fate, we both found our sole mate. I knew I always said I didn't need anyone but I do. I need you. So won't you be my valentine?

Untitled
I can't seem to clear my head these days Or maybe it's finally as it should be All of the sadness has drained away My thoughts are consumed with you and me My heart has been racing since I first saw your face Those eyes.... that grin... I can't even express My skin is flushing a little right now Remembering your voice, your whisper, your finesse I can't help but smile when I think of us Even as tears stream down my face And the love that I feel for you is true You have my heart... my soul.. and soon, my embrace

Uk Guilty Of Sending 'child Soldiers' To Iraq
UK guilty of sending 'child soldiers' to Iraq 03 Feb 2007 Britain broke a United Nations treaty banning the use of child soldiers by sending underage troops - including 17-year-old girls - to Iraq, it has been revealed. The Ministry of Defence has admitted that army commanders were put under pressure by successive deployments to Iraq and as a result broke international rules by sending soldiers who had not yet reached their 18th birthday. http://news.scotsman.com/index.cfm?id=180532007

Care For U.s. Veterans Could Cost Another $662 Billion
Care for U.S. veterans could cost another $662 billion: 02 Feb 2007 Medical costs for U.S. veterans of the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan could range from $350 billion to $662 billion over the next 40 years, as soldiers survive injuries that would have killed them in past conflicts, according to a Harvard University study. http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2007/02/02/AR2007020200881.html

Bush Seeks $130 Billion For U.s. Army - 42 Percent More Than This Year.
Bush seeks $130 billion for U.S. Army - 42 percent more than this year. Bush seeks $130 billion for U.S. Army 03 Feb 2007 The Army would get a sizable increase under Dictator Bush's 2008 budget that would help ease the strain from the demands of the Iraq and Afghanistan wars and 'meet equipment needs' [Halliburton, Blackwater USA]. The $130 billion would include more than $46 billion for personnel, an 8 percent increase, and nearly $24 billion to buy weapons and other equipment, 42 percent more than this year. http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070203/ap_on_go_ca_st_pe/army_budget

The Suck For Your Solution..
Your mouth is like a suicide Talkin like you never died Automatic charisma For your chemical mind I'll suffer for you I'll suffer for you You're kissing me like benzocaine with your sleeping pill eyes Melting me down and suck suck sucking my brain I'm gonna hate you tomorrow Because you make me hate you today I'm gonna hate you tomorrow Because you make me hate you today I can be the one that you believe in I can be the liar in your bed I'll be the suck for your solution Tell me that your sex isn't dead Dead Your sex is dead I've suffered for you I've suffered for you I've suffered for you since the day I was made I've suffered for you I've suffered for you I've suffered for you since the day I was made I am the center of your hate I'm gonna be you tomorrow Because you make me hate you today I can be the one that you believe in I can be the liar in your bed I'll be the suck for your solution Tell me that your sex isn't dead Dead your sex is dead All so

Bush Seeks $130 Billion For U.s. Army - 42 Percent More Than This Year.
Bush seeks $130 billion for U.S. Army 03 Feb 2007 The Army would get a sizable increase under Dictator Bush's 2008 budget that would help ease the strain from the demands of the Iraq and Afghanistan wars and 'meet equipment needs' [Halliburton, Blackwater USA]. The $130 billion would include more than $46 billion for personnel, an 8 percent increase, and nearly $24 billion to buy weapons and other equipment, 42 percent more than this year. http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070203/ap_on_go_ca_st_pe/army_budget

Adult With Pet Updates
~ Adult with Pet Contest ~ Now i'm taking adults with pet or pets for my contest send your pic link to my inbox and i will enter you! one with most comments wins! 1st person is...... with 3886 comments 2nd person is...... with 1988 comments 3rd person is...... with 508 comments 4th person is...... with 385 comments 5th person is...... with 170 comments 6th person is..... with 110 comments 7th person is...... with 50 comments 8th person is...... with 7 comments 9th person is...... with 1 comments Contest from 2/1 thur 2/8 thanks maria

Freinds
U KNOW WERE WE COME FROM FRIENDS AND FAMLY HELPS WHEN THEIR ASK OR NOT SO THE WAY WE SEE IT WE HELP SO MANY PEPS THAT IF WE CANT START GETTING SOME HELP WERE GETTING RID OF THE NSFW PIC AND GOING TO START DELETING PEPS SO FOR THE PEPS THAT DONT CARE ABOUT FRIEND SEE WAY

Another Blog
Haven't got allot of action lately prolly due to this sucky page of mine but no biggies. But it would be nice to find a true bisexual woman in the Jacksonville area that is wanting to be with a couple and not just for one night either. I'm 29 now and my wife is 26. we both have a couple of pics on here. I don't add people to my friends list just to add them. i only add people that actually converse. we don't have time for game players. if you wish to be rude then thats is your freedom of speech right but also be prepared for the repercussions that will soon follow. any way looking for local female friends only for right now. hit me up at either myspace dispaly name of K9 or on yahoo.

An Observation.....
I've noticed, as I've merrily surfed through here, that the hardest thing on CT isn't making friends, but keeping up with all the friends you make! Making friends on here is the easy part because of all the great people, but I always feel like I've slighted someone because I can't keep up on a daily basis with whats going on withthem all. So, if you feel like I've ignored you or forgot you, I haven't. I'll get by again soon and say HI! as soon as I can. Thanks everybody, your all great and I really enjoy my time on here.

Special
You are friendly, kind and caring Sensitive, loyal and understanding Humorous, fun, secure and true Always there... yes that's you. Special, accepting, exciting and wise Truthful and helpful, with honest blue eyes Confiding, forgiving, cheerful and bright Yes that's you... not one bit of spite. You're one of a kind, different from others Generous, charming, but not one that smothers Optimistic, thoughtful, happy and game But not just another... in the long chain. Appreciative, warm and precious like gold Our friendship won't tarnish or ever grow old You'll always be there, I know that is true I'll always be here... always for you.

For Razor!!!!! She Si My Best Friend Plz Help Me Help Her
IF YOUR ON MY FRIENDS LIST THEN YOU KNWO I LOVE THIS GURL AND I WANT HER TO WIN PLZ STOP BY AND LEAVE A COMMENT HELP US KEEP HER IN THE LEAD THIS ENDS IN 6 HRS.. THANSK YALL LADY KAOS

Dads Contest Now Open
~ Okay since I'm doing a DADS Contest ~ I want to do a DADS contest for all the fathers out there! So send me your pic and i will enter you . VIP Gifts Given away always in my contest....lol 1st DAD is...... with 1 comments 2nd Dad is...... with 1 comments 3rd Dad is...... with 1 comments 4th dad is...... with 1 comments starts on 2/2 thur 2/9 most comments wins you can comment on your pic thanks maria click on pic to enter contest! ~~UBER MARIA ..Angel Family Founder~~@ CherryTAP

In The Beginning...
Fuck all that...this is just an introduction to let you all know that when I write something down, there is a direct correlation to what is going on in my life on that day. I am going to be very blunt, and more than likely disgrutled...hope you enjoy...look forward to reading your feedback...

One Day After School
So check out this story, I went to school one day wearing a shortened whip as a belt I really was just wearing it to let anyone who pays attention to me what I am into and the way I do things and of course to be doing something different. Well midway into the day a teacher of mine noticed it and thought that it maybe used as a weapon so she sent me to see the dean of discipline. Well let’s shed a little light on this lady 40 years of age or so red hair and so fucking hot it was a wonder she did not choose a different path of employment. Anyways back to the story so I go and see her well the first thing she asked was why I was wearing such a belt anyway well I explained to her it was a lifestyle statement and that she would not have any idea of what I was talking about (little did I know what was in store for me later that very day) and I assured her it was nothing of the sort meaning was not meant as a weapon. So she told me that was fine and she believed me to leave the belt with her

Vday Sucks...
Valentine's Day...and why it SUCKS!!!! who is this "st. valentine" guy anyway? catholics claim he was third century roman priest who conducted marriages in secret even though marriage was prohibited by emperor claudious ii. others say he was beheaded for being a christian. roman historians believe that the febuary holiday is to celebrate their god lupercalia after he drove the wolves away. the french believe that valentine was a monk who brought two massacred children back to life. so let me see if i understand this. sometime around 1500 years ago there may have been a priest or monk or roman god that married soldiers, joined a cult, scared away dogs, or resurrected kids. what exactly does that have to do with naked angels firing arrows and stuffed animals holding flowers? and how did hallmark use this to decree that we spend at least one day a year feeling miserable and inadequate? those sitting at home lonely and depressed on febuary 14th are the lucky ones. in a world tha

Anthrax Scare In Indy
Anthrax Scare in Indy INDIANAPOLIS (AP) -- Indianapolis Colts football practice was delayed nearly two hours today after a player reported finding an unknown white powdery substance on the practice field. Head coach Tony Dungy immediately suspended practice while police and federal investigators were called to investigate. After a complete analysis, FBI forensic experts determined that the white substance unknown to the players was the goal line. Practice resumed after special agents decided the team was unlikely to encounter the substance again... Go Bears !! Go Bears !! Go Bears !! Go Bears !!

Bubba
Bubba died in a fire and his body was burned pretty badly. The morgue needed someone to identify the body, so they sent for his two best friends, Darryl and Gomer. The three men had always done Everything together. Darryl arrived first, and when the mortician pulled back the sheet, Darryl said "Yup, his face is burned up pretty bad. You better Roll him over." The mortician rolled him over, and Darryl said, "Nope. Ain't Bubba." The mortician thought this was rather strange so he brought Gomer in to confirm the identity of the body. Gomer looked at the body and said "Yup, he's pretty well burnt up. Roll him over." The mortician rolled him over, and Gomer said, "No, it ain't Bubba." The mortician asked, "How can you tell?" Gomer said, "Well, Bubba had two assholes." "What? He had two assholes?" asked the mortician. Yup, I never seen 'em, but everyone knew he had two assholes. Every time we went to town, folks would say, "Here comes Bubba with them two ass

Little Billy
The mom calls the husband a "bastard" and then the dad calls the wife a "bitch" and billy goes to his mom and says "mom what's a bitch and a bastard?" and the mom says "well, a bitch is a lady and a bastard is a gentlemen" and then later billy goes outside and hears his neighbors, and hears "Put your penis in my vagina!" So Billy goes to his mom and says "mom whats a penis and vagina?" His moms says "Well Billy, a penis is a hat and a vagina is a coat" and then later billy sees his dad shaving and cuts himself and says "Shit" and billy said "Dad, whats shit" And then his dad says "Well billy, Shit is a type of Shaving cream " and then billy goes to see his mom cutting the turkey and his mom cuts her finger and says "fuck!" and then billy says to his mom "Mom whats fuck?" "Well billy fuck is a way cutting the turkey" and Then later the guests arrive and billy goes to them and says "Hello bitches and bastards, may i tak

Turnabout - Part 2
Part 2 Laura’s mind was racing. The arm around her throat was squeezing tighter and she felt her herself begin to weaken as the oxygen left her body. The hand clamped over her mouth dug tightly into her skin, mashing her lips painfully against the palms of the intruder. “Are you all right, my pet?” the intruder asked. Laura thought for a moment that the question was intended for her. Then she saw Catherine nod her head. “Yes, Master” she said. Laura was confused. Did these two people know each other? What was happening? The unseen assailant forced Laura further into the room until they reached the far wall. He forced her to her knees, her legs stretched out behind her. He sat on them, pinning them to the floor. He removed his hand from her mouth. His arm disappeared from around her neck. He grabbed her flailing arms and forced them together against the small of her back. With one hand, he secured her arms and pushed her with tremendous force, trapping her body ag

The Dance (revised)
I gazed across the room I saw you sitting there your eyes wandered around as if I didnt exist you think my dreams dont mean nothing but I know what I think isnt a dream you stole my heart you broke my mind I hope your life is a spiral that never gos up I lust, I love, I lost, I fell, I wont ever come back where did u come from where are u going I hope things change but destiny has set its mind my days are far gone my love is lost I lost the spot where you should have been I hope your life is a depressing one I hope you dont return I hope I never gaze upon your sight again and pretend I didnt exist

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Untitled No 6
There is so much I want to know, so much I need to know. We all need each other, we believe in each other. Together we could make a whole. Washed ashore in a world where nothings right, never pure, never sure. No peace, street spirit on a rise so we keep breaking up on the out and the inside. Flooding ourselves with guilt, you want me go ahead and find me. I'll be waiting with your sanity, tired of the world standing.

Hope
Love of my Life ... My Soulmate ... your my BestFriend... Part of me ... Like Breathing .... Now half of me is left.... I dont know Anything .. At All .... Who am I to say you love me.. I dont know anything ... at all.. Who am i to say.. you need me... Color me Blue .. Im lost in you . Dont know Why im still waiting. Many Moons .. have come and gone. Dont know why im still searching Dont know anything at all... And who am i to say .. you love me I dont know anything ... at all... And who am i to say .. you need me ...Hmm ... Now your a Song I love to Sing .. Never thought it feel so Free... Now I know Whats meant to be ... And thats ok with me ... But who am i to say .. you love me .. And who am i to say ... you need me ... And who am i to say .... You'll love me ... I dont know Anything .. at all ... And who am i to say ... you love me ... I dont know anything ... at all ... And who am i to say .. you need me ... I dont know a

Everything
I'd give you everything I have My heart, my soul, my mind To always have you in my life And walk with you through time My love for you goes on and on I see no end in sight You're more than just a name to me Through your eyes my path has light The way I feel when we are talking Ishard for me to explain But this I know in my heart I wanna feel your pain I wanna know you're every move And feel your heartbeat To always have you close to me Would make my life complete You do to me like no one has Your beauty I see it shine The way you walk, the way you talk I want to make you mine Please read these words that I have wrote And think about what I've said And keep them safe in your heart Your mind, and your soul

Irony Is
You all know what game systems we grew up with.. hell I had em all, Atari...omg but we thought it was the best ! graphics sucked! ok so then comes nintendo sega dreamcast neogeo super nes etc. Im not gonna name them all. Ok,so the point is we were proud of our endless hrs learning and mastering specific games.How we would fight siblings over the controler,or what my brother did was turn it off cos it WAS cheating which meant I was kicking his ass. Anyways over the decade games have evolved. And well they have been bringing back the older games, but as we were proud kids these days fly thru these games like nothing where as it took us endless hrs to beat it, and as my topic says irony is playing your 6yr old at a game you mastered as a teen and he can pass a level faster than you is irony... lol or its in the genes. and I gotta give my little man credit for this one, he looked at me and said mama your ownnnnned. And I had to sit there and laugh because he kicked my ass

Sucking On The Cock Of The Bay
erotic parody of the classi Otis Redding song Sitting On The Dock of The Bay Swallowing in the morning sun I'll be sucking when the evening cums They'll all be watching me ho it in And they'll be watching me whore it in again, yeah I'm sucking on the cock of the bay Lettin' 'em all watch as I swallow all the way I'm just sucking on the cock of the bay Swallowing all the way Left my pimp in Georgia Headed for a hot gay guy I have plently to give If you got the big bucks Looks like everybody's gonna cum my way tonight So I'll just go suck on the cock of the bay Lettin' 'em all watch as I whore away I'm sucking on the cock of the bay Swallowing all the way Looks like everybody wants a piece A line around the block cos I can do what ten others can't do So I guess I'll charge some more, yes Sittin' here pettin' their bones And these horny guys won't leave me alone, yes Two thousand miles I roam Just to suck cock Better then in my hometown

Up The Hill
Woohoo, I'm going up the hill today (Blackhawk, Colorado) to do some gambling with my cousin for her birthday. It's been awhile since I have been gambling in a casino, I think my last time was when i turned 21 and my family took me to Vegas. That was a blast, hopfully this is a blast as well. So i'll be leaving today and i'll be back sometime tomorrow night, we are staying the night up there, and don't worry, I'll be DVRing the super bowl so i don't miss any of this years commercials, lol. Hope you all have a great weekend, and i'll post a blog when i get home to let you know how it went. Bye for now!!

Lover's
there's an uncomfortable silence between two lover's eyes when one knows something the other denies --- and maybe it's more than just love or that letter or words unsaid that are keeping them together i sit and watch them walk in the garden waiting for one word that maybe he'll pardon the letter's in my hand with blood on the page and i'm still unoticed while she's smelling the sage he leans over and whispers into her ear "you know the truth. i'll always love you, dear." she smiles and laughs as she falls for the lie yet i'm still here waitng for the cold night sky the letter was for me! and the love was mine! but he flew away from me like a second in time... and, oh, the pain! that i felt deep down inside with the letter in hand and their death on my mind the knife in my hand the letter of demise and a quiet nervous sigh as the moon did arise she looks over her shoulder ah! the look in her eyes as the blade did twinkle i

Uh Huh...
random thoughts: * its saturday now and i need to get out!! * i need to get laid * i need a haircut * i'm a horny bastard * had a good night...went out on a date..good times * listening to NlN they rock! * i doubt anyone reads this but whatever * i miss my homies * started a new job last week * i think i'm too nice to girls * super bowl sun: go bears! anywayz this is all i have to say...have a nice day! peace ~Dj

Kiss Me?
Kiss me out of the bearded barley Nightly, beside the green, green grass Swing, swing, swing the spinning step You wear those shoes and I will wear that dress. Oh, kiss me beneath the milky twilight Lead me out on the moonlit floor Lift your open hand Strike up the band and make the fireflies dance Silver moon's sparkling So kiss me Kiss me down by the broken tree house Swing me upon its hanging tire Bring, bring, bring your flowered hat We'll take the trail marked on your father's map

The Mighty Midget Lives To Fight Again.
I was worried for a while thou. With my temp jumping up to 102.4 then dropping to 96 then up again with in the same hour. Then there were the dizzy spells and horrible headaches. Body racking coughs and nausea, only to be told by the ER, it's nothing but a cold. Sorry nothing we can do. Even thou you just lost a large amount of blood from a nose bleed, nothing to worry about. So 2 mass nose bleeds later, pissed off parents, terrified husband, and one furious doctor I was sent to an ears, nose & throat doctor. Guess what!!! In a rare but very serious case I was born with a bunch of vessels that work and join both nostrils instead of having them separate, not really the norm but hey I'm not really normal. Well they were ruptured and pumping out blood, like a little motor in my nose, so I was losing blood faster then I could replace it. B/c it would bleed for at lease an hour. So now I have one side packed till Monday, so they can see if I have to go and get more extensive surg

Soooo
Love me Love me!! Dear, I fear we're facing a problem you love me no longer, I know and maybe there is nothing that I can do to make you do Mama tells me I shouldn't bother that I ought to stick to another man a man that surely deserves me but I think you do! So I cry, and I pray and I beg Love me love me say that you love me fool me fool me go on and fool me love me love me pretend that you love me leave me leave me just say that you need me So I cried, and I begged for you to Love me love me say that you love me leave me leave me just say that you need me I can't care about anything but you Lately I have desperately pondered, spent my nights awake and I wonder what I could have done in another way to make you stay Reason will not reach a solution I will end up lost in confusion I don't care if you really care as long as you don't go So I cry, I pray and I beg Love me love me say that you love me fool me fool me go on and fool me love

Imbolc Prayer
Prayer for Imbolc On this Imbolc day, as I kindle the flame upon my hearth, I pray that the flame of Brigid may burn in my soul, and the souls of all I meet today. I pray that no envy and malice, no hatred or fear, may smother the flame. I pray that indifference and apathy, contempt and pride, may not pour like cold water on the flame. Instead, may the spark of Brigid light the love in my soul, that it may burn brightly through this season. And may I warm those that are lonely, whose hearts are cold and lifeless, so that all may know the comfort of Brigid's love. - Morgana West

Know The Latest Recommendations To Protect Your Heart
hen I came across these recommendations in the journal Circulation, I decided to provide them to my readers almost verbatim because they represent such a concise, yet sweeping, description of heart-healthy lifestyle measures, as well as the proper choices of foods and their preparation. My own recommendations on how to implement them are in italics. See how many of these lifestyle and nutritional recommendations you already follow and how you can creatively incorporate others into your daily life. Lifestyle recommendations: * Know the calorie content of the foods and beverages you consume. Calories per serving are always listed on food labels. Always note the size of 1 serving. * Track your weight, physical activity, and calorie intake. Remember: to maintain weight, calories taken in must equal calories burned. * Prepare and eat smaller portions. Use smaller plates and avoid eating directly out of carryout containers. Chew your food. To fill up before a meal, dr

Whispering To The Secret Places
A dream so small yet so obsessive My Secret Love, you hold me close in the darkest of nights You're soft hand resting across my back And your fingers soothing the restlessness that lives deep in my heart You're dancing across my breath and into my soul And whispering to the secret places I hold dear In the watery pools of my spirit I see your reflection And your soft tears wash away my deepest despairs The moments I spend with you Are the ones I will cherish in my heart forever My Secret Love

7-foot-9 Player Joins Aba Club
CHEVY CHASE, Md. - The "have size, will travel" basketball odyssey that's taken 7-foot-9, 370-pound Sun Ming Ming from China to California to Kansas to North Carolina made its latest stop Wednesday in the back room of a Chinese restaurant in this tony Washington, D.C., suburb. That's where the Maryland Nighthawks of the American Basketball Association introduced their newest player, a man they're touting as the tallest in the history of professional basketball. Sun donned a uniform with the number 79 â€” Get it? â€” and his new team's owner and coach and a teammate all gushed about his "basketball IQ" and "soft hands." The 23-year-old â€” who complained the XXXXXXL sweat shirt the team gave him was too small â€” was asked what his goals are. "I hope," Sun said, "I make the NBA some day." To which Nighthawks owner and ABA chief operating officer Tom Doyle said: "I'm quite sure he will." Really? After all, Sun hasn't played organized basketball in more than six months,

Key Found To The Smell Of The Sea
A trip to the beach means sand between your toes, salt water in your mouth and that aromatic sea air in your nose. But what gives the ocean air that delightful and distinctive smell? Scientists have not known the full story until now. The smell comes from a gas produced by genes recently identified by researchers in ocean-dwelling bacteria. Understanding how the odorous gas is produced could be important because it is implicated in cloud formation over the ocean and helps some animals find food. Knowledge gap Scientists had long known that bacteria could be found consuming decay products and producing a gas called dimethyl sulfide, or DMS, in places where plankton and marine plants such as seaweed were dying. This pungent gas is what gives ocean air "sort of a fishy, tangy smell," said study author Andrew Johnston of the University of East Anglia. But while "it was known that quite a lot of bacteria could [produce DMS], no one had thought to ask how," Johnston told LiveS

Big Day Tomorrow!!! Colts Win Big.....
I've been listening to everyone talking about the big game tomorrow, and it's funny how so many people think the Colts don't have a chance. Granted, the Bears are the best team in the NFC and deserve to be at the Super Bowl. Maybe I feel like Dennis Green when he lost his mind after the Bears came back to beat the Cardinals. "If you're gonna crown their ass before the game is over, then do it!!!". But for now, the game hasn't been yet. And I tried my best to keep it neutral and keep up good sportsmanship, but among the rabid Bears fans I've ran across (especially when I had to go to Chicago and it's suburb towns yesterday LOL), the sore-loser bunch of Patriot fans I've met, and the whole gambit of naysayers, I'm gettin' tired of being a quiet Colts fan. Guess it's time to show my colors. BLUE AND WHITE!!! I've watched my Colts ever since they came to Indianapolis in 1985. I remember the 1997 AFC Championship game when we were a miracle Hail Mary play away from the big dance. I wa

Please Keep Them In Your Prayers!!!
A horriable accident has happend in Arkansas. Two underage teens were drinking and ended up losing control of the truck. The truck fliped over three times.The passenger wasn't wearing a seatbelt and ended up getting thrown out of the truck, which caused him to die. Now the driver could be faced with involuntary manslaughter. I have went to school with these two guys for the last 13 years and now I will never get to see one of them ever again. Please keep Brandon, Dustin, and their families in your prayers.

Principle
When you set out to look for the Way, At once it changes to something That is to be sought in your self. When sight becomes no-sight, You come to possess the jewel, But you have not yet fully penetrated into it. Suddenly one day everything is empty like space That has no inside or outside, no bottom or top, And you are aware of one principle Pervading all the ten thousand things. You know then that your heart Is so vast that it can never be measured. bryanaKa the writer

Follow That Blonde!
Saturday 2/2/2006 It appears nothing is able to prevent me from either causing mass mayhem or simply performing strange acts. Not even my wounded hand. Rarely do I travel in a car. I passed my direct access years ago (my third and final bike liscence that allows me to ride bikes of ANY C.C.) purchased my bike (a 1340 C.C. Dyna Wide glide Harley Davidson) and hav never looked back since. The ONLY time I ever drive a car of my own free will to to transport my son due to his young age. This saturday we were traveling with a number of bikes to a small rally and despite our best efforts the bikes began to fall behind, get seperated in traffic and lose sight of us. So naturally I took it upon myself to offer a solution to the situation. At 6 feet 1 inch (185 cm's or 1.85 meters) in height (in bare feet) I'm easy to identify and spot so after asking the driver to open the sunroof I then stood on the back seats and standing with my waist upwards out above the sun roof began to use my hands

The Storm And The .....
My heart has always been a storm Waves crashing against my soul I stand on the balcony and The wind laughs in my hair I look out and see the moon shimmering on a black ocean I am a sentinel Standing watch, waiting for Loves embrace But as morning cries out and the candles have grown cold My spirit is once again laden with sadness for I witness Traveling souls that pass unseen The darkness of my blood will shed light upon the wilderness And tomorrow night, I will stand watch again My heart has always been a storm

The Truth About Online Dating
By Robert Epstein - Scientific American About two years ago I arranged to meet for coffee with a woman I had corresponded with online. I arrived early and sat at a table in a conspicuous spot. After a few minutes, a woman came to my table, sat down and said with big smile, "Hi, I'm Chris!" But Chris was not the woman in the online photos. This wasn't a question of an age discrepancy or a new hairdo. She was a completely different woman. Chris was in marketing, you see, and to her it was simply a good strategy to post photographs that would draw in as many "customers" as possible. I never said a word about the photos. I just enjoyed our conversation and the refreshments. A few weeks later I noticed that Chris had replaced the photos with those of yet another woman. In the U.S. alone, tens of millions of people are trying to find dates or spouses online every day. How accurate are the ads they find? And just how successful is online dating compared with conventional dating? These

Why?
why is it human nature to ingore what is right under our noses? I'm going to keep this short, if there is someone in our your life that loves you more that life itself, remember that and don't blow it!! You could have something so wonderful and then lose it becuse you fuck around.

Angry!
Feeling so mad Can't let it out it just builds in me i jsut wanna scream and shout! I want the revenge I want they to feel pain I hate them ALL! I want thier lives to drain I jsut hate them so much i really want them to leave So i can calm my self down and be able to breath so fuck off world! rents and friends see u all in hell see u in teh end!

Fellas, Do You Agree With Me?
Now don't get me wrong, I'm not using this time as a woman-bashing blog. But recently I have seen a lot of women (gorgeous women may I add) send bulletins or blogs that say this one thing....."Nobody shows me luv anymore", or "Nobody thinks I'm attractive", or the classic one "Nobody wants me". And a lot of times, this is after a guy has spent the last 30 minutes showering her with compliments, ratings, and gifts. And now I realize what it's all about. Most of the women who say these things are REALLY saying, the one guy they want to drool and fawn over them isn't doing so right now. And that one guys is equal to the amount of the other 500 guys who are drooling and fawning over them at that moment. I just find it funny to read some of the bulletins and blogs from a lot of women that say they don't get a lot of ratings on their pics or don't get a lot of comments anymore, then you glance at their page, and they have 1000 ratings and comments on almost every one of their pics, an

Wish Me Luck!!
I am finally having surgery for a condition I have. They set the date for the 23rd of this month. They are going to try and remove my ovaries & tubes. They said though if they can't get them out through larposcopy then they will have to cut me open through my old C-section scar. If they do that then they are goin to take the Uterus also. Please keep me in your prayers. I am nervous because I was told there is already damage done to a kidney do to the growth that is going on inside & around my Uterus. For ladies who know what endometriosis is then you know it can attatch itself to any of your organs. I am hopin that there is not much damage done. I will be on here after that date to let everyone know how it went. I want to thank all my friends & family that have been supportive.

Just Shoot Me And Put Me Out Of My Misery!!!
Ok so far this week I've had my phone shut off, my thumb broken at work, and now my car dies. Can life get any shittier? I have no idea what I'm gonna do, I don't have any money to buy food, let alone get my car fixed, and I have no idea how I'm gonna get back and forth 2 work. The worst thing is I wont even be able to go see my daughter. So please if any one has a gun cum shoot me and put me out of my misery.

Cold
Man we defiently got a cold spell here,wind chill is very bad and naturally I live on the ridge where you can really feel it,calling for -25 to -35 with the wind....I think its time to move south LOL It will be a good weekend o stay inside which I plan on doing.. Stay warm everyone!!!!!!

A Prayer For Da Bears
Our Papa Who art a Bear, Halas is thy name, Thy Championship come, Thy play be run, At home as it is away, Give us this day our Sunday win, amd forgive us our turnovers, though we pounce on those who turnover agaist us, And lead us not into fourth and long, But deluver us from Dungy Amen

Being A True Mommy And Sister
God I know I seem like the most disinterested person here but I am not. I have had a hell of a month I am currently helping plan and get my sisters wedding finished for next weekend and Lovingly been active in my kids education. Anyone who knows me knows family always comes first and they can also tell you I am driving myself nuts by running a 20 hour workday right now with everything I am doing. I will be on here a few times a day where i egt a break but if you need to catch me sooner leave amessage with my husband he is the only guy in my fmaily on my profile he will let me know you are wanting to talk and i will get back tou you quickly. Love ya guys and i have missed being on here the way i used to be. Lots of love, Liz

A Love For All Time
Breathless kisses,Burning touches,Soft-spoken words of love Urgent spoken words of passion.A man and a woman,One complete love,Since time began,Predestined to be as one.We've been together before in other lifetimes,we've fought dragons,And have been torn from each others arms,Yet our love is prevailed.We've walked on this earth many times together,Perhaps for a moment,Perhaps for years,But our heart is one heart,And we were meant to be.So when our time on earth,Once againcomes to a close,Have no worries my dear,For we will find each other again,And again And again.For our love is ageless Eternal A love for all time .

Watch Out
If this person is on your site and is a friend...if you keep her on yours...DELETE ME! this lowlife stalker has been causing shit for over a year! lavender@ CherryTAP This He/She is a stalker and a trouble maker... she has multiple names... she will use ya to get info...

Thin Band
I saw you walking from across the street the other day I saw you but you didn't see me I laughed a little, you're still wearing that old coat I kept telling you to get rid of But seeing you kicked up dust in my mind A torrent of memories swirling, swirling in my spirit I recall the night we were sitting on the docks talking The moon was shimmering on the water You got on one knee and put a thin silver band on my hand It was so plain and ugly I thought to myself But it was all you could afford Even that took three months of overtime for you to pay off But you wanted a symbol of your love for me on my hand It meant everything to you to see it there every day You told me life with you would not be easy You didn't lie, you never did But your love for me was rich, pure, honest, and danced in the sun I was a princess of love But my love was a spoiled, demanding and selfish princess And so blind it would not come out into the sun with yours One terrible day I woke up and yo

You No What
This goes out to all the internet head game players. its bad enough you mess with my head and hurt me but to have your kids help you is bull shit. I hope babyjesus does delete your account. You need to grow the hell up. and get a life. You and joe are both assholes and deserve to rot in hell. To let everyone know these 2 men have made it so I don't want another man from the internet in my life. I will be everyones friend, but as far as anything else no thank you. So joe and curt hope you both have a nice life and hope you get what you have done to me back 10 times worse. What you give you shall recieve and god you will recieve it . 2 scum of the earth men on here one is toyman other is joethetech. Don't want anything to do with either of you ever again...

Enchanted
Casting your likeness in love's embrace We are enchanted hearts drowning among falling stars I awake with my head nestled in your arms this morning And I feel your skin against mine The warmth and softness of your body is filling my senses and My spirit sings after our night of passionate love Your soft hair tickles my nose and I see our bodies dance and mingle with the shadows on the ceiling I lie here listening to your slumbering breath and I now know my soul is eternally at peace

Girlfriend Application!!!!
GIRLFRIEND APPLICATION!!!! BASICS: Name: Age: Location: Height: Hair (color and style): Eyes: Piercings/tattoos: OTHER: 1. Where would we go on dates? 2. Who are three (or more) of your favorite bands/artists? 3. Do you drink/smoke?? 4. Do you like the rain? 5. If so...would you play in it with me? 6. Do you like movies? 7. If so would you stay up and watch them with me all night? 8. Could we cuddle and just fall asleep together? 9. Would you kiss my forhead? 10. Do you play an instrument? 11. If so...what? 12. Would you call me right after we saw eachother to make sure i made it home alright? 13. How would you rate your hugs from 1-10? 14. Favorite body part on a girl? 15. What would you say is the best thing about yourself? 16. Do you have any reps (ie: heartbreaker, slut)? 17. Would you give me kisses just because? What Would You do if... I cried: I said I liked you: I kissed you: I was hospitalized: I ran away from home: We got in a fight:

Clarifying Photo Rating Limits
Since this has happened to me and I have noticed several people confused!! if you rate too many photos/images and blogs in a given day (24-hour period, I think, not midnight to midnight), you will be told you've reached your photo rating limit for your level. This does not mean that you can't rate more photos (or blogs) until you level up, though that will increase your daily limit. It means that you've reached your limit for the day/24-hour period, and until some point in the day when CT decides you can rate again, you're not doing any rating. (It's happened to me twice now, in fact... it took about 12 hours the first time for me to be able to rate again which makes sense. Could still comment.)

Lily Of The Mohawks
Body: Where Jesuit martyrs met death A baby girl drew her first breath Kateri Tekakwitha was her name She grew to Blessed Sainthood fame From blood of martyrs comes seeds Blessed Saints fulfilling Christ's needs And this is what Kateri became Her love of God burned like a flame Small pox hit the Mohawk tribe Kateri's parents and brother died the illness treated her most unkind leaving her badly scarred and half blind Raised by her uncle, a Mohawk Chief Kateri held with the Mohawk belief But one day from across the seas came Christian Jesuit missionaries The kind Black Robed ones told Kateri of God's only Son Studying and believing as they she converted to the Christian way She was Baptized on Easter Sunday now Christ was in her heart to stay Her soul now from final death free Kateri was filled with love and charity She ministered to her people's tribe with great love, charity and pride Kateri said, "I am not my own I will never marry nor have a

Confident?
You're a Confident Chica You're a total superstar - and you know it Even if no one else does (in which case you'll remind them) You hate to admit that you're wrong... even to yourself Your life is great - and you've thankful for every great thing you have Are You Confident?

Your Love Type: Enfp
Your Love Type: ENFP The Inspirer In love, you are passionate and eager to develop a strong bond. For you, sex should be playful, creative, and affectionate. Overall, you are perceptive and bring out the best in your partner. However, you tend to hold on to bad relationships after they've turned bad. Best matches: INTJ and INFJ What's Your Love Type?

Words To Live By!
ONE DAY AT A TIME... The most useless thing to do .......................Worry The greatest Joy...................Giving The greatest loss....................................Loss of self-respect The most satisfying work...........Helping others The ugliest personality trait................................Selfishness The most endangered species......................Dedicated leaders The greatest "shot in the arm"........................Encouragement The greatest problem to overcome..........Fear Most effective sleeping pill........................Peace of mind The most crippling failure disease.........Excuses The most powerful force in life..........Love The most dangerous pariah..........................A gossiper The world's most incredible computer........The brain! The worst thing to be without..............................Hope The deadliest weapon...............................The tongue The two most power-filled words...................."I Can" The greatest

Krama
You Have Fantastic Karma You are a kind, sensitive, and giving person. And all your good deeds will pay off - if they haven't already. But you're not so concerned with what you get in return anyway. You have an innate caring nature - and nothing can change that! How's Your Karma?

Where Are All The Good People At?
ok so i've been on cherry tap for about a week and i've met some pretty nice people. i've met other military wives, i've met expecting wives, just i have met a few nice people. but what the fuck is up with all the perverts? i am just here to find new people to talk to not virtually cheat on my husband thats stupid. i'm sick of strange men comin over to my page being like hey sexy whats up! i'm like didn't you read my page i'm happily married to a marine! so if your reading this and your on my friends list and you want to be more then friends remove me now. i don't care about you! i care about the honest few that are out there. and all there horny idiots are makin me mad. where are all the good people like me??????

My Heart
Your Candy Heart Says "Hug Me" A total sweetheart, you always have a lot of love to give out. Your heart is open to where ever love takes you! Your ideal Valentine's Day date: a surprise romantic evening that you've planned out Your flirting style: lots of listening and talking What turns you off: fighting and conflict Why you're hot: you're fearless about falling in love What Does Your Candy Heart Say?

Hello
So I thought I would take a moment to introduce myself. Hiyas.. I'm James.. Im 36 and single here outside of Detroit. I would love to make new friends and it would be nice to talk with everyone. Please feel free to introduce yourself.

Not Round
Just wanted to let all of my friends know that I haven't been on much lately. Had a lot going on and haven't had much computer time. I pop in here and there to see what everyone has been doing but won't have time to be on much so hope you don't forget me or think I'm being stuck up or don't care. Hugs to you all.

A Keeper......
TO A KEEPER! ¸..¸ __/ /____ ,·´º o`·,/__/ _/_ //____/ ```)¨(´´´ | | [1] | | [1]| | |[1] || |l±±±± ¸,-·²°´ ¸,.-·~·~·-.,¸ `°²·-. :º° One day someone special will be gone. And on that clear, cold morning, in the warmth of your bedroom, you might be struck with the pain of learning that sometimes there isn\'t any more. No more hugs, no more lucky moments to celebrate together, no more phone calls just to chat, No more \"just one more minute.\" Sometimes, what we care about the most goes away. never to return before we can say good-bye, Or say \"I Love You.\" ¸...¸ __/ /____ ,·´º o`·,/__/ _/_ //____/ ```)¨(´´´ | | [1] | | [1]| | |[1] || |l±±±± ¸,.-·²°´ ¸,.-·~·~·-.,¸ `°²·-. :º° So while we have it . . it\'s best we love it . . And care for it and fix it when it\'s broken . and take good care of it when it\'s sick. This is true for marriage .... and friendships .. And children with bad report cards;

No Offense, But You Have To Admit It's Funny.
A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked, "What are all those clocks?" St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie,the hands on your clock will move." "Oh," said the man, "whose clock is that?" "That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie." "Incredible," said the man. "And whose clock is that one?" St. Peter responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire life." "Where's President Bush's clock?" asked the man. "Bush's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan." BUSH FANS...NO OFFENSE...BUT YOU HAVE TO ADMIT THIS IS FUNNY!

Remember
To Achieve Your Dreams, Remember Your ABCs by Wanda Carter A -void negative sources, people, things and habits. B -elieve in yourself. C -onsider things from every angle. D -on't give up and don't give in. E -njoy life today: yesterday is gone and tomorrow may never come. F -amily and Friends are hidden treasures. Seek them and enjoy their riches. G -ive more than you planned to give. H -ang on to your dreams. I -gnore those who try to discourage you. J -ust do it! K -eep on trying, no matter how hard it seems. It will get better. L -ove yourself first and foremost. M -ake it happen. N -ever lie, cheat, or steal. Always strike a fair deal. O -pen your eyes and see things as they really are. P -ractice makes perfect. Q -uitters never win and winners never quit. R -ead, study and learn about everything important in your life. S -top procrastinating. T -ake control of your own destiny. U -nderstand yo

My 'big Pimpin Gift Give Away' Bulletin
I am having a Big Pimpin Gift Giveaway, as with these you only need to send me a private message with the link to a SFW pic and tell me what you are going for, and once you get the comments the gift is yours, there is no time limit to these give aways so go for what you want, and once you reach the amount of comments simply tell me and you will receive your gifts, depending on how many entries i get a person may go for 2 gifts at once as long as they use different pics for their entry, and go for 2 different gifts It is a comment bombing giveaway, you can comment your self as much as you want MENS BRACELET--1,500 COMMENTS DIAMOND EARRINGS--2,000 COMMENTS DIAMOND RING--4,000 COMMENTS MENS RING--4,000 COMMENTS ROLEX--5,000 COMMENTS PORSCHE--25,000 COMMENTS SILVER MOTORCYCLE--10,000 COMMENTS TROPICAL VACATION--15,000 COMMENTS CORVETTE--20,000 COMMENTS YACHT-50,000 COMMENTS Emanon~~Forever Fake~~@ CherryTAP POSTED BY EMANON Aerosmith - Eat The RichMusic

What The Flag Draped Coffin Means
Share this with your family, especially children..... What the Flag Draped Coffin Means Understand what the flag draped coffin really means. Here is how to understand the flag that laid upon it and is surrendered to so many survivors. Do you know that at military funerals, the 21-gun salute stands for the sum of the numbers in the year 1776? Have you ever noticed the honor guard pays meticulous attention to correctly folding the United States of America Flag 13 times? You probably thought it was to symbolize the original 13 colonies, but we learn something new every day! The 1st fold of the flag is a symbol of life. The 2nd fold is a symbol of the belief in eternal life. The 3rd fold is made in honor and remembrance of the veterans departing the ranks who gave a portion of their lives for the defense of the country to attain peace throughout the world. The 4th fold represents the weaker nature, for as American citizens trusting in God, it is to Him we turn in

Do U Wanna Find Out For Urself?
You have a sexual IQ of 146 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Hmmmmm
well i been sick for a couple of days now and i hate it. you know you would think that with all the medical advancements they have today that the common cold or stomach virus would be a thing of the past. yeah well i am here to say that it is a real joke in my eyes and whoeve may read this and agrees please pass the word . ty

Thanks For You Time.....
A young man learns what's most important in life from the guy next door. It had been some time since Jack had seen the old man. College, girls, career, and life itself got in the way. In fact, Jack moved clear across the country in pursuit of his dreams. There, in the rush of his busy life, Jack had little time to think about the past and often no time to spend with his wife and son. He was working on his future, and nothing could stop him. Over the phone, his mother told him, "Mr. Belser died last night. The funeral is Wednesday." Memories flashed through his mind like an old newsreel as he sat quietly remembering his childhood day "Jack, did you hear me?" "Oh, sorry, Mom. Yes, I heard you. It's been so long since I thought of him. I'm sorry, but I honestly thought he died years ago," Jack said. "Well, he didn't forget you. Every time I saw him he'd ask how you were doing. He'd reminisce about the many days you spent over 'his side of the fence' as he pu

Which Baby Are You?
Subject: Which Baby Are You? Which Baby Are You? Identify your personality by the baby/month you were born in. It's quite truthful. January Babies Pretty/handsome. Loves to dress up. Easily bored. Fussy. Seldom shows emotions. Takes time to recover when hurt. Sensitive. Down-to-Earth. Stubborn. Repost this in 5 mins and you will meet someone new in 8 days that will perfectly balance your personality. February Babies Abstract thoughts. Loves reality and abstract. Intelligent and clever. Changing personality. Attractive. Sexiest out of everyone. Temperamental. Quiet, shy and humble. Honest And loyal. Determined to reach goals. Loves freedom. Rebellious when restricted. Loves aggressiveness. Too sensitive and easily hurt. Gets angry really easily but does not show it. Dislikes unnecessary things. Loves making friends but rarely shows it. Horny. Daring and stubborn. Ambitious. Realizing dreams and hopes. Sharp. Loves entertainment and leisure. Romantic on the inside n

What Is Ur Sex Sign
Cancer You are shy and mysterious. Hotties are always trying to unlock your secrets, and figure out what makes you so cool. You have to have trust in your partner, so you’re not really into randomly hooking up. You really like the intimacy that comes with sex and you won’t take no for an answer when it comes to after sex cuddling. Sex matches: Taurus, Scorpio, Pisces Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Where Will U Get Caught Having Sex?
babygirl was caught having sex! In the middle of the act, caught in the throes of passion in a tent ... you've been caught by Satan! 'Where Will You be Caught Having Sex?' at QuizUniverse.com

Hurt
It's too intense, so much pain It slices deep, just above the vein Emotional tourment, fills every space Physical discomfort, takes it's place For just one second, all is right Pulled from the endless darkness, night

In Case You Missed It On 60 Minutes, This Is What Andy Rooney Thinks About Women Over 40:
60 Minutes Correspondent Andy Rooney (CBS) As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all. Here are just a few reasons why: A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask, "What are you thinking?" She doesn't care what you think. If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it. She does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting. Women over 40 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they think they can get away with it. Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know what it's like to be unappreciated. Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40. Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart. Older women are forthright and honest. They'll tell

Contest
http://www.cherrytap.com/viewimage.php?u=561342&albumid=208922&i=2032650466 This is my first contest. Please rate my Salute Pic...ONLY RATES WILL COUNT. Get my banner code or create your own banner Myspace Comments

Times Like These....
You need the one you love dearly;; He died in my heart though... Blah fucker.O well. I guess people are rite,I need to try & forget about him... -.- Eh. I need someone right now.Someone who wont waste my fucking time. Please & thank you? Dead. No one is on that is worth talking to.... Sh0cker

Doing It On My Own
why must i always do this to myself, it really not good for my health. I try to show eveyone around, that im not fool but my hands are bound. By my own fear of fucking that up as well, shhh... quite im sure no one will tell. Living each day tring to make the best of whats to come, to much, to fast, forget this im done

Please Read!!!!!!
Hello everyone. If you could spread the word, that would be great!!! I just received an email from the animal shelter in Merced, CA about this sweet little momma and her 8 babies, who appear to be about a week old 6 brown and 2 mostly white. I don’t have much information on them at this time, only that there is not much time and they need homes! Merced will make arrangements to transport them. Anyone who can help, please email me at: Tre@stormrescue.org Saving Shelter Pets, Inc Date: Feb 2, 2007 3:45 PM

From The Ashes
out from the ashes a baby phonix arises to emerge in life, like that phonix i rose from the ashes of pain and strife. a new love a new chance to live like i once had before, she came and picked me off from the floor. she has givin me a new reason to face each day with new ambitions and dreams, so together we'll just go down togher the unknown life stream

I Wish
just one day out of nowhere brice comes home and just says "hey lets pack are shit, get a u-haul truck, give up the leaste to the apartment... and just get the fuck out of here" i just wish sometimes i had the modivation to leave everything behind even brice and my dad and just take off with out no notice... but with my luck i would only get so far then i would get found by somebody iv notice that when i was a lil kid i would run away from home and go so far and be by myself for a lil while (even though they says it was hours on in)and some allways found me... i would allways go somewhere that no one would have exspected everyime i get into the mood when i am in my car i just wanna punch the gas and not stop intill my car dies then just leave it where it dies and just walk the rest of the way of where ever i might be going and see where it leads me to.... i am the type that roams out of the area i am used... one time in my life i seriously punched the gas and did not stop inti

Ginger Desperately Needs Out Of This Shelter
Ginger is currently residing in a high kill shelter in SC. She is in desperate need of rescue. Ginger has tested strong positive for heartworm. It is absolutely imperative that we raise enough funds for her heartworm treatment in order for her to have a chance of being rescued. The shelter where Ginger is does not have a vet on staff. I am begging for help to save Ginger’s life and, by the looks of Ginger’s picture below, she is begging too. Please make a donation on her behalf to the paypal account of Jennaluv2@yahoo.com. If you are interested in adopting Ginger or are a no kill shelter that can take her in, please contact me. Tina (410)591-8924 tinamdd909@yahoo.com Date: Jan 31, 2007 3:01 PM Ginger is currently residing in a high kill shelter in SC. She is in desperate need of rescue. The shelter where she is does not have a vet on staff. Arrangements are being made for Ginger to be heartworm tested. If you can give Ginger a home or know of a no kill r

Aphrodisiac!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Boredom is an aphrodisiac. Don't ask me how, but it is. Not all of the time. Of course, not when you're in a room full of guys. But if you're alone, with the one you love and bored, you notice things about her that make her that much more appealing. One thing leads to another, and you get the urge to be playful. Then playfulness, leads to the desire for more. Aaand so on and so forth. I guess being bored doesn't have to be all bad. So, get good and bored, but only when the time is right. Me, I'm bored right now. Is it the right time? Hell, no... I'm listening to dumb people complain incessantly about their cable being cut off because they didn't pay the bill. Not a time to be bored. Atleast, not in that way. That would just be odd....

Bsl Affects Dogs Based On Appearance Only
BSL affects dogs based on APPEARANCE ONLY. It has NOTHING to do with temperament. The alleged purpose of BSL is to increase public safety, but it can not do that because it completely overlooks temperament. Breed-specific legislation (BSL) comes in many forms, from extra insurance policies and special licenses, to outright bans of particular breeds. It usually comes about after a critical or fatal dog attack. It generally targets a small set of dog breeds. It attempts to curb dog bites and dog attacks by implementing policies focused specifically on those breeds. And it is always a complete failure - technically and morally. It's astonishing that BSL continues to spread even after studies have proven its fatal flaws. BSL is ruinously expensive to implement and enforce. Determining a dog's breed or mix is extremely difficult, often resulting in mistaken identities and ensuing lawsuits. BSL does not stop dog attacks or bites. It increases the financial burden on taxpayers, animal s

Best Of Bette Midler
Wind Beneath My Wings by Larry Henley and Jeff Silbar from the soundtrack to "Beaches" Ohhhh, oh, oh, oh, ohhh. It must have been cold there in my shadow, to never have sunlight on your face. You were content to let me shine, that's your way. You always walked a step behind. So I was the one with all the glory, while you were the one with all the strain. A beautiful face without a name for so long. A beautiful smile to hide the pain. Did you ever know that you're my hero, and everything I would like to be? I can fly higher than an eagle, for you are the wind beneath my wings. It might have appeared to go unnoticed, but I've got it all here in my heart. I want you to know I know the truth, of course I know it. I would be nothing without you. Did you ever know that you're my hero? You're everything I wish I could be. I could fly higher than an eagle, for you are the wind beneath my wings. Did I ever tell you you're my hero? You're everything, every

My Favorite Song!!!!
The Rose by Amanda McBrooom from the soundtrack to "The Rose" Some say love, it is a river that drowns the tender reed. Some say love, it is a razor that leaves your soul to bleed. Some say love, it is a hunger, an endless aching need. I say love, it is a flower, and you its only seed. It's the heart afraid of breaking that never learns to dance. It's the dream afraid of waking that never takes the chance. It's the one who won't be taken, who cannot seem to give, and the soul afraid of dyin' that never learns to live. When the night has been too lonely and the road has been to long, and you think that love is only for the lucky and the strong, just remember in the winter far beneath the bitter snows lies the seed that with the sun's love in the spring becomes the rose.

Nickelback Feelin' Way Too Damn Good
NICKELBACK LYRICS "Feelin' Way Too Damn Good" I missed you so much That I begged you to fly and see me You must've broke down Coz you finally said that you would But now that you're here I just feel like I'm constantly dreaming Coz something's gotta go wrong Coz I'm feelin' way too damn good For 48 hours I don't think that we left my hotel room Should show you the sights Coz I'm sure that I said that I would We gotta make love just one last time in the shower Well something's gotta go wrong Coz I'm feelin' way too damn good And it's like, every time I turn around I fall in love and find my heart face down and Where it lands is where it should This time it's like The two of us should probably start to fight Coz something's gotta go wrong Coz I'm feeling way too damn good, oh Feelin' way too damn good Sometimes I think best if left in the memory It's better kept inside than left for good Lookin' back each time they tried to tell me Well something'

Nickelback- How You Remind Me
NICKELBACK LYRICS "How You Remind Me" Never made it as a wise man I couldn't cut it as a poor man stealing Tired of living like a blind man I'm sick of sight without a sense of feeling And this is how you remind me This is how you remind me Of what I really am This is how you remind me Of what I really am It's not like you to say sorry I was waiting on a different story This time I'm mistaken for handing you a heart worth breaking and I've been wrong, i've been down, been to the bottom of every bottle these five words in my head scream "are we having fun yet?" yeah, yeah, yeah, no, no yeah, yeah, yeah, no, no it's not like you didn't know that I said I love you and I swear I still do And it must have been so bad Cause living with me must have damn near killed you And this is how, you remind me Of what I really am This is how, you remind me Of what I really am It's not like you to say sorry I was waiting on a different story This time I'm mis

Nickelback- Figured You Out
NICKELBACK LYRICS "Figured You Out" I like your pants around your feet And I like the dirt that's on your knees And I like the way you still say please While you're looking up at me You're like my favourite damn disease And I love the places that we go And I love the people that you know And I love the way you can't say no Too many long lines in a row I love the powder on your nose And now I know who you are It wasn't that hard, just to figure you out (Now I did, you wonder why) And now I know who you are It wasn't that hard, just to figure you out (Now I did, you wonder why) I like the freckles on your chest And I like the way you like me best And I like the way you're not impressed While you put me to the test I like the white stains on your dress And I love the way you pass the check And I love the good times that you wreck And I love your lack of self-respect While you passed out on the deck I love my hands around your neck And now I know w

Sore
so i wish i had never let myself get out of shape, lol. i was jogging today for the first time in a few months you know i quit smokin a couple days ago now im bustin ass to get back in shape well anyways i over did it today to the point where my ankle tried to give out on me, lol but i got back up and kept going then i decided i gotta work on my ass so im running up and down the steps and my legs are so fucking sore right now they feel like their gonna fall off, lol what a predicament

My All { Karulvinth For Life }
I'd give you everything I have My heart, my soul, my mind To always have you in my life And walk with you through time My love for you goes on and on I see no end in sight You're more than just a name to me Through your eyes my path has light The way I feel when we are talking Is hard for me to explain But this I know in my heart I wanna feel your pain I wanna know you're every move And feel your heartbeat To always have you close to me Would make my life complete Please read these words that I have wrote And think about what I've said And keep them safe in your heart Your mind, and your soul. As the morning becomes the day and the evening becomes the night, and everything in between, I love you.

Plies- Ms. Pretty Pussy
Artist: Plies Album: Ms. Pretty Pussy 12" Song: Ms. Pretty Pussy Typed by: dchance@CLEMSON.EDU * * send corrections to the typist She got a pretty little pussy And she can get it hot and gushy Ms. pretty pussy (pretty pussy) She can get it hot and gushy (hot and gushy) Ms. pretty pussy (pretty pussy) I like the way you twerk it for me, Ohh ( X2 ) You got the pretty set of pussy lips I've never seen If I want to eat you, I can eat you cause your pussy clean I thought it was all hair, that pussy sat up in those jeans But now I got you naked I can see how that pussy hang I better snap out this shit, or I'ma do the wrong thang I wanna fuck you raw that pussy like is everything Now all I wanna know, that pussy get real wet You got a soaker I got to run my tongue cross your chest Or I can rub on your clit and just play with ya neck And let me slide my finger in that pussy just to check Ain't bout who spendin the most money, its bout who fuck the best I'm a hi

Time For Me To Rant (nsfw)
So I just got done watching the great lord and master, Foamy. His "teachings" inspired a little rant at me. This is not a direct attack on anyone, just my thoughts....dont like it? Fuck off... Blog meets bulletin: A tale of love Lets see...you can put all the meaningful heartfelt shit you want into a blog and have maybe 5 people read it and maybe 2 comment. But you got these fucking people that sit around compulsively posting pointless bulletins, like "omg! Why havent you rated me yet?!" or the ever popular "I'm in a contest, please waste 17hrs of your life continuously voting for me so I can lose" People wake the fuck up! If ya wanna write a blog great, ya want it to have meaning even better. If its just your personal thoughts so your brain dont fry out from a major emotional overload then state it so dumb fucks dont go..."well I really didnt get what you were trying to say, what was all that about?" And another thing, when you tell people that an address is used strictly for

February 02, 2007: Mooninite
Two dimensional creatures that hail from the inner core of the moon. They are arrogant, are often bad influences on those who come in contact with them, and have the ability to shoot large square like projectiles from their moon weapons. They can be seen on the Adult Swim show [Aqua Teen Hunger Force]. Mooninites launched an attack on Earth in January 2007. They succeeded in shutting down Boston on Wednesday, January 31. We are the mooninites from the inner core of the moon.

January 31, 2007: Garbage Time
The closing minutes of a blowout game, when the starters have left and the bench players are playing out the clock. Usually refers to basketball, but can be used in other sports. See [garbage man]. Of course Darko scored 13 points last night. It was in garbage time, dumbass!

Im Back...
well i had to take some time off to get my head straight from a lot of bs and drama here on ct but after a few days i realised it wasnt ct but my own attitude and thoughts on things. seems like i lost touch with reality for a while and it took me some time to get back. i guess a person needs sleep to keep their grip on reality lol anyways im back and refreshed.

Ooops I Got Drunnk Again...lol..not Typin Wrong Deliberately...(oohhhhhhh But I Can Spell That Word Deliberately...lmao
k...CAY...So I apologize to anyone who reads this blog...I HAVE BEEN DRINKING...but i think im a fairly HAPPY drunk...soooo...in which case...I LOVE THE WORLD AND ALL THE PEOPLE IN IT...except for the people I accidently ran over tonite....JUST KIDDING...SHEESH! Lol. I dont drink and drive...and well...heres a brutal honest moment in the life of a drunk person..lol..I am almost 30 yrs. old...(29) and dont even have my liscense..ok got interrupted by a cherry bomb...gotta go read it..Anyway..thot my readers would enjoy a moment in the life of a drunk person lmao...(i dont know what im saying) Lynnie

Honeyed Words Can`t Sweeten Evil / Algonquin Legend
Big Blue Heron was standing in the marsh looking at his reflection in the water. He raised his black-crested head to listen. Two little White Weasels had come along to the river. They were mother and son. When they saw Blue Heron, they stopped to look. 'What a beautiful big bird-person!' said the son. 'He is called Blue Heron. He carries his head high!' 'Yes, Mother, he is tall as a tree. Were I so tall, I could carry you across this swift river.' Blue Heron was pleased to hear himself so praised. He liked to hear other say that he was big. He bent down low and spoke to the two. 'I will help you go across. Come down to where you see that old tree lying in the stream. I will lie down in the water at the end and put my bill deep into the bank on the other side. You two run across the tree. Then use my body as a bridge and you will get to the other side.' They all went to the old tree lying in the water. Blue Heron lay down in the water at the end and stuck his bil

Read This
A girl and guy were speeding over 100 mph on the road on a motorcycle... Girl: Slow down. Im scared. Guy: No this is fun. Girl: No its not. Please, its too scary! Guy: Then tell me you love me. Girl: Fine, I love you. Slow down! Guy: Now give me a BIG hug. Girl hugs him Guy: Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself ? Its bugging me. In the paper the next day :( A motorcycle had crashed into a building because of brake failure. Two people were on it, but only one had survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized that his brakes broke, but he didn't want to let the girl know Instead, he had her say she loved him & felt her hug him one last time, then had her wear his helmet so that she would live even though it meant that he would die. If there is anyone in life you love this much, please send this. Forward this to all your good friends on-line to show them that you care. NOW, make a wish about somthing you would like to

Quality Of Life
2007-2-3 0:42:5 Hope, faith, love, charity, compassion these are qualities that make a difference. I Wish that my faith in the love that I have for my brothers and sisters of the world lends compassion to each that I meet and will spill over charity and a simple smile gives hope. Gegi/2006

Funny 3
Crowded elevator always smell different to midget. Dumb man climb tree to get cherry, wise man spread limbs. Don't drink and park - accidents cause people. State of pregnancy exist when woman takes seriously something poked in fun. He who buries a man's wife alive, should not expect to sit at that man's dinner table without the subject coming up. He who plays with self, pulls boner. House without toilet is uncanny. Man trapped in brothel get jerked around. Man's wife his better half, his mistress his better whole. Panties not best thing on earth, but next to it. It is good for girl to meet boy in park, but better for boy to park meat in girl. Man have more hair on chest than woman, but on whole woman have more. Man who cut self while shaving, lose face. Man who eats photo of father, soon spitting-image of father. Man who take sleeping pill and laxative on the same night will wake up in deep sh*t. Man who pushes piano down mineshaft get tone

Women And Me... Must Read! Lol
Looking back on life so far... I have had a good time. Dated the sexually aggressive women and the more... ummm... prudish ladies. Now though I have come to a place in life where chasing everything hot wearing a thong or not is really not my full time job anymore. However, I have come to grips with who I am and what I want. Here are a few of the DO NOT WANTS... lol: 1. I do not want a woman who is anti-sexual. You know the type. Sex is ok but it should be in bed only and not for recreation or fun. BS! Sex should be had often and in new spots as available. Get a new chair... sex. get a new car... sex. etc. LOL 2. I do not want a woman who thinks a guy going down on her is gross. Now, I know the old saying.. it just hasn't been done right... etc. I mostly agree but amazingly enough I have met those who tell me they don't like it and mean it before I have ever gotten to it. So very sad but true. 3. I do not want a childish, bitchy, and emotionally crippl

Funny 2
Better to be pi$$ed off than pi$$ed on. Man who keep feet firmly on the ground have trouble putting on pants. Man who run behind car get exhausted. Woman who wear wonderbra make mountains out of molehills. Man with one chopstick go hungry Man who marry girl with no bust has right to feel low down. Man who fights wife all day gets no piece at night. Man who eat crackers in bed wake up feeling crummy. Foolish man give wife grand piano. Wise man gives wife upright organ. Man who run in front of car get tired. Man who pee on electric fence receive shocking news. Man who sleep in bed of nails is holy. Man with athletic finger make broad jump. Blonde who fly upside down have crack up. A streaker is someone who is unsuited for his work. It take many nails to build crib, but only one screw to fill it. Man who make love to girl on hill, well, he not on level. Man who sit on tack get point. Man with tight trousers is pressing his luck. Ma

Funny
1. Woman who goes to man's apartment for snack, gets bite 2. Man who lay woman on ground, get peace on earth 3. Man who getskicked in testicles, left holding the bag 4. Man who kisses girl's behind, gets crack in face. 5. Passionate kiss like spider web--lead to undoing of fly. 6. Man with holes in pocket, feels cocky all day 7. Man who fight with wife all day, get no piece at night 8. Virginity like balloon--one prick, all gone. 9. Girls who rides bicycle, peddles ass all over town. 10. He who farts in church, sits in own pew. 11. Baseball all wrong--man with four balls can't walk 12. Man who live in glass house, dress in basement. 13. Man with penis in peanut butter, is fucking nuts. 14. Man who drop watch in toilet, bound to have shitty time. 15. Man who take lady on camping trip, have one intent. 16. Man who go to bed with sex on mind...wake up with solution in hand!

Luciferanism-my Religion
This was sent to me by a fabulous friend of mine, goes by the name Deity. He's badass, check him out sometime. "Luciferian Manifest" Luciferianism is a living philosophy that values and honors the dynamic principles essential to the characteristics of Lucifer. The name Lucifer can be translated as “Light Bearer”, lux=light and fero= to bear. Lucifer also denotes Venus, as the morning and evening star. There is plenty of material that can provide historical data concerning Lucifer; this document is geared towards Luciferic Principles and Light. Luciferians are those who seek the light of occult knowledge from within the embodiment of that which brings the light. By so doing, Luciferians work to attain their own higher intelligence, illumination and/or enlightenment. As Lucifer is the embodiment of knowledge, he represents that which brings light to the mind of humanity to advance the intellectual evolution of our species. By him do we actively pursue our own evolution to high

Please Read!!!
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Tonight On The Genocydal Empyre V2.0
center> Here's Ya Button For Winamp...Tune In, Rock Out!! Here's Ya Button To The NEW Microsite...Tune In, Rock Out!! The Genocydal Empyre v2.0 Playlist for 2/4/07 12:00am - 2:00am EST 1. WRR - The Genocydal Empyre v2.0 - (Hatebreed - I Will Be Heard) (4:54) 2. WRR Genocyde Friends (0:38) 3. 6Bit - Crucifixion Experiment (4:18) 4. Mankind is Obsolete - Still Right Here (4:17) 5. SiNDADDY - moTHErfucKINGbaSTARd (3:57) 6. Immune System ft. Zeph - Necronomoron (Slit Wrist Mix) (4:02) 7. Deepest Symphony - Bleed (3:03) 8. Under Darkest Skies - Scriptures of The Dead And Forgotten (7:09) 9. WRR Genocyde Friends (0:38) 10. 6Bit - Crucifixion Experiment (4:18) 11. Antitrust - Egypt (5:21) 12. Collinwood 13 - Music Box (4:24) 13. Acid Bath - Tranquilized (4:14) 14. The Gemini Ritual - At Last (4:21) 15. WRR Genocyde Friends (0:38) 16. 6Bit - Crucifixion Experiment (4:18) 17. Mongrel - West Memphis Hell (2:14) 18. Frankenstein Drag Queens - Y