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Earth And Her Commandments
We alway talk about the ten commandments in the bible! But what about the Earth and her commandments ? THE TEN COMMANDMENTS OF MOTHER EARTH I. Thou shalt love and honour the Earth for it blesses thy life and governs thy survival. II. Thou shalt keep each day sacred to the Earth and celebrate the turning of its seasons. III. Thou shalt not hold thyself above other living things nor drive them to extinction. IV. Thou shalt give thanks for thy food, to the creatures and plants that nourish thee. V. Thou shalt educate thy offspring for multitudes of people are a blessing unto the Earth when we live in harmony. VI. Thou shall not kill, nor waste Earth's riches upon weapons of war. VII. Thou shalt not pursue profit at the Earth's expense but strive to restore its damaged majesty. VIII. Thou shalt not hide from thyself or others the consequences of thy actions upon the Earth. IX. Thou shalt not steal from future generations by impoverishing or poisoning the Earth.
What Im Attracted To In A Guy
You scored as An eyes woman. You can see the magic in a persons eyes, you can see their soul, you know what they're really thinking, and know if they mean no even if they say yes all from their eyes. Yet they still hold some mystique, and for that means you can look into someone's eyes for a long time.Abs woman100%A mouth gall100%A butt gall100%An eyes woman100%personality85%A crotch person80%A chest chick50%What are you attracted to in a guycreated with
Beware Of Paper In The Back Window
BEWARE OF PAPER IN THE BACK WINDOW OF YOUR VEHICLE Sent: Thursday, September 28, 2006 9:15 AM Subject: NEW WAY TO DO CAR JACKINGS Heads up everyone! Please, keep this circulating... You walk across the parking lot, unlock your car and get inside. You start the engine and shift into Reverse. When you look into the rearview mirror to back out of your parking space, you notice a piece of paper stuck to the middle of the rear window. So, you shift into Park, unlock your doors, and jump out of your car to remove that paper (or whatev! er it is) that is obstructing your view. When you reach the back of your car, that is when the car jackers appear out of nowhere, jump into your car and take off. They practically mow you down as they speed off in your car. And guess what, ladies? I bet your purse is still in the car. So now the carjacker has your car, your home addr
I Want A Divorce
A married couple is driving along a highway doing a steady 60 miles per hour. The wife is behind the wheel. Her husband suddenly looks across at her and speaks in a clear voice. "I know we've been married for twenty years, but I want a divorce." The wife says nothing, Keeps looking at the road ahead but slowly increases her speed to 65 mph. The husband speaks again. "I don't want you to try and talk me out of it," He says, "because I've been having an affair with your best friend, And she's a far better lover than you are." Again the wife stays quiet, But grips the steering wheel more tightly and slowly increases the speed to 75 He pushes his luck. "I want the house," he says insistently.. Up to 80. "I want the car too," he continues. 85 mph. "And," he says, "I'll have the bank accounts, all the credit cards and the boat!" The car slowly starts veering towards a massive concrete bridge. This makes him nervous, so he asks her, "Isn't there anything you want?" The wife a
To All My Friends, You Know Who You Are
hey want to let all my friends know i finally got an apartment. so most of you know what that means. yep i wont have online for awhile. at least not till we get things organized. i want to let everyone know i will miss talking to you but when i can i will get online to see how everyone is doing. so feel to leave me messages. i love hearing from everyone. for now to the ones that have my number that will be the only way to get ahold of me till i get internet turned on in the new place. well i hope to talk to ya'll soon. my love to everyone, Lisa
The Drifter (pt2)
"I am sorry, sir" Diane said meekly. Bubba looked down at her and his face was contorted with rage. He grabbed her hair and yanked her up to a kneeling position. He put his face very close to hers. "Look you better to be nice to me, bitch! Do you know how much I could hurt you?" he said, holding her face close to his as she frantically tried to escape his grip. "Please stop, you're hurting me. I said I was sorry and if you let me go my mother will give you lots of money." Diane said as she started to cry. He pulled her up her up by her hair again and Diane screamed in pain. "So mommy will give me money, huh?" He said. "Yes, sir, if you let me go, please." she pleaded. "Yes, I am sure Mommy will pay and not just with her money." Bubba said as his free hand touched Diane's face, move slowly down to her neck and then to her chest. His fingers pinched her nipple and she gasped from the pain. Bubba laughed loudly as he began to pinch and pull her long nipples. Her tits wer
You scored as yeah u r but u shud get ur eyesight checked. u r a fukin bombshell but u just dint c it, tho unblind ppl do! so u might consider the idea of gettin ur eyes checked... or maybe u hav an evil mirror who reflects the opposite of wut is being seen but deep inside u kno ur better lookin than others... yeah u r but u shud get ur eyesight checked68%self -esteem exremely HIGH!!46%r u hot but u just dont realize u r?created with
Just Remember Kids
you can't get pregnant in the ass. :) ah, the conversations I have with my parents.
The Drifter (part 1)
The Drifter's Final Piece by westerntiger © (This story includes some violent and very graphic situations - if this kind of stuff disturbs you - this is your warning.) * He leaned against the gray BMW watching the front of the school. Soon classes would be letting out, and the final part of his plan would fall into place. At about 2:50 PM the bells rang at West Phoenix High, and kids began to pour out the doors at the front of the school. The drifter punched the name of Diane on his cell, and the number began to ring. "Hello?" "Hey, Di. It's Hank." "Wow. Where are you?" "Outside your school. You wanna party today?" "Like right now?" "Sure. I got some weed and coke, and I wanted to hang out with you before I left town." There was a pause on the other end, and a little whispering in the background. "Can I bring a friend?" "Male or female?" "Female, stupid. It's my friend, Rachel. You'll like her, she's fun." "Sure, more the merrier. See you out fro
What Color Rose Am I?
You scored as Yellow. You are a yellow rose! A yellow rose signifies friendship. You are someone who really cherishes your friends and would be lost without them.Yellow100%Pink100%Red67%Black67%Orange33%White17%Which Color Rose Are You?created with
Young Jeezy- Tear It Up
My Heritage
Will I Get Married :-)
You scored as Married. You will possibly get married. You might not realize it consciously but you are longing for someone to share your life with and people of this type attract each other naturally, all you need is a little patience.Married100%M. W. Kids100%Single by choice100%Single by mistake90%Will you stay single or get married? *pics*created with
You scored as Athena. You are Athena - goddess of wisdom, war, and crafts.Artemis80%Athena80%Aphrodite50%Hera40%What Greek goddess are you? (Females Only) (PICS)created with
Productivly Drunk
Productively Drunk sometimes when nothing rhymes. And your bent and battered, from the stress of life. When you seem to be loosing inspite of if fighting the good fight. When no answer is furnished, by intellects might. When the hallway is closed. AT both ends. No way out, and no way in. The only option. When laying on the bottom. Is to get well and truly. to the point of unruly. Productively drunk. Unabashedly skunked, Completely, and totally fucked It didn't solve a thang . And sunlight brings pain. For the yesterdays sin. But id do it again. Because, Sometimes. The only relief, From life's grief. IS to get, thoroughly, un-regrettably. Productively. DRUNK
Life In Love. Love After Life
To me the words below are th eepitome of real and true love. Not just the soft words of calssical love poetry. But real life person fo ranother, a love that passes and stays with on ethroughout life and beyond. What do you think?..All comments will be appreciated. Gods love be with you.. Life in Love, Love after Life Remember the days When we both were young We lived for now Tomorrow would never come We kissed and laughed Held each other tight Loved so hard Through day and night We made our home We made new life How we lived Had our share of strife We built our home Filled with light Saw our child Have its own wee mite We grew old together Warm in our love Each for the other Always my dove But tomorrow has come And now you are gone I feel you still Though my life is wan I miss your light I miss your touch Oh how I want you Deeply, so very much Wait for me my sweet Will not be long Tomorrow is here Renew our loves song I w
The Confessions Of A Tomato
No one seems to know what I am, perhaps they just don't care. But be aware of the fact that I'm alive. I think, feel, hear and see. I breathe. I can hear your grandmothers arguing at Shop rite, about whether or not I taste as fresh as my folks in the old days. They'd slowly shake me up and down. a gesture to go along with an irritated: "If my husband were alive he'd.." or a disappointed: "They don't grow 'em like they used to." I always hated when they tossed me back with a careless flick of a wrist. They don't understand what it's like landing on top of a complete stranger.
Just A Repeat...
No Nose
If ever there was no nose My life would be real hell I would not stop and sniff the rose Because I could not smell.
Disney Princess
You scored as Jasmine. You are Jasmine! You are intelligent and witty. You could be at times sarcastic. You are a fast learner and are blessed with many gifts but you aren't very grateful of them. Jasmine100%Ariel96%Belle96%Mulan88%Pocahontas79%Tinkerbell42%~~Disney Princess~~created with
The Uncool Elephant
I saw a great big elephant and he was really blue. He came right over to me and asked me, "How are you?" I said that I was fine and he answered just the same. And quickly I thought to myself, 'This elephant is lame!'
What Baby Are You?
---------------JANUARY BABY-------------------- Pretty/handsome. Loves to dress up. Easily bored. Fussy. Seldom shows emotions. Takes time to Recover when hurt. Sensitive. Down-to-Earth. Stubborn. Repost this in 5 mins and you will meet Someone new in 8 days that will perfectly balance Your personality. ----------FEBRUARY BABY -------------------- Abstract thoughts. Loves reality and abstract. Intelligent and clever. Changing personality. Attractive. Sexiest out of everyone. Temperamental. Quiet, shy and humble. Honest And loyal. Determined to reach goals. Loves Freedom. Rebellious when restricted. Loves Aggressiveness. Too sensitive and easily hurt. Gets angry really easily but does not show it. Dislikes unnecessary things. Loves making friends But rarely shows it. Horny. Daring and stubborn. Ambitious. Realizing dreams and hopes. Sharp. Loves entertainment and leisure. Romantic on the Inside not outside. Superstitious and ludicrous. Spendthrift. Tries t
On Thoughts Of Love
how often have we thought and felt like the words below...may your feelings and thoughts not turn on themselves as mine did for a while..God Bless On Thoughts of Love As the stream gaily tumbles o'er broken stone so does your laughter leap through my mind. As the shine of summer sun lights my day so does your smile light my life. The sparkle of your eyes Does outshine the evening stars The curve of your form More exciting than the finest art The joy of your touch, satin feel of your skin The soft warmth of your breath Does bind and enchant me, more Aye more than the breeze of daytime zephyr Oh mine love, let me hear your words Say forever. always and beyond you shall grace my existance. Still this anxious heart that stands before you Trembling, more than the shyest deer Say, my love, say unto me Take this gift I offer More precious than gold or rarest gem Take this gift of me, and I will give you us. Caelwyn January 2003 Copyright retained
Rhyming Couplets
just because i want to be like you i will write a poem too it shall be a masterpiece and scholars will recite it in Nice people will question what it means it will have a cult following, be very scene but how? why? and of what or who? i will write a poem too!
all i wanted to say :P
What Element Is In Me?
You scored as Fire. FIRE! You are spunky yet loyal, and have the heart of a warrior. Though unpredictable and hard to contain, but your best buds always manage to keep you in check. you can have a bad temper but you are not mean. You are however strong and protective, so enemies WATCH OUT!Fire100%Earth100%Wind67%Darkness67%Light67%What Element Lies within you?(PICS)created with
Valentine's Day Party
We're going to our favorite swinger's club this weekend for a Valentine's Day party. From their website: 10 February ….. Happy Valentines Day Party This party is filling up fast you need to RSVP to reserve your rooms. It is a night of sweet enchantments, and a night to pay special respect to that loved one in your life. So cum to the place lovers play, and let the night enrich your heart. It should be fun. When we called to make our reservation the owners said that it was already filled to capacity, so we may have to sleep on an air mattress, but I think it will be worth it. The middle of next month we're going to Nashville, about two hours south of here, to party with some friends Saturday night. We've reserved a hotel room downtown so we can drink and then walk back to our room. We're meeting friends that we met last year in Cancun, and they know how to party. We've invited somebody else we know, too, I'm hoping she'll be able to make it. I hope y'all have a great
When I Get Where Im Going
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What Kind Of Drug Am I?
You scored as Ecstasy. You are Ecstasy (aka: MDMA, XTC, adam...). You are confused, you need everybody's support to feel secure, you like to be around people, you have your own fantasy world you run to every time you feel helpless. You are classified as class (A and B) illegal drugs. Ecstasy100%Marijuana83%Cocaine67%What kind of drug are you?created with
The Jitterbug
Although I am not much of a coffee drinker, I love this local coffee shop called The Jitterbug. It used to be a place where my ex-husband and I met with my best friend, Debbi, and her husband....almost every Friday night. Our husbands worked together and talked shop, while Debbi and I would do our thing. Sometimes that meant playing dominoes...or working a jigsaw puzzle there....Other times, we would just talk about the things going on with our kids, and husbands. When I went to work at the battered women's shelter a year and a half ago, that all ended. Until tonight, I did not realize how much I had missed going there with Debbi. The locale of The Jitterbug has actually moved two doors down from its original spot, and it is a different sort of place now....more modern and just a bit more hip.....Teenagers actually come hang out there some now, as I discovered tonight. I was excited about doing something creative tonight, but I had no idea just how the evening would turn out.
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The Man On The Beach- Chapter 3
Krissy's mind was flowing with different thoughts she never fathemed she even had. The man on the beach... The apple red frisbee that decided to land on her of all people, the cute little boy with the dusty brown hair and freckles. When she thought about it, it sounded like destiny. Years back when she was younger, she believed wholly in destiny and that your future was unchangable. She was starting to remember that opinion as her Wal-Mart flip flops scuffed against the baking July asphalt. She was heading back home. The sun was going to kill her if she stayed out any longer. So why didn't she hang around? She asked herself. Her beach bag was heavy on her thin-boned shoulder as she walked and walked. The sun beating down on her and bleaching the roots of her dry brunette hair. An ice-cold shower sounded just about right for the occation. She could see her home in the distance, small yellow house in the direct middle of the cul-de-sac. No plants, (except the few occational weeds)no b
Whisper softly to me, love. Tell me how much you love me and just how much you need me. Your gentle breath in my ear is so exciting. Let me hear the words that fill me with the desire to make love to you. Your warm lips as they nuzzle my ear lobe and say those special words "Fuck me". Yessssssssssssss"I am so turned on by those words. While I lie here next to you, your hand as it rubs lightly on my back and then moves over the curve of my hip to gently rub my baby soft bottom. Can you hear as my breathing changes and the soft moan escapes my lips? Slowly my hips start to move as my pussy reaches ever closer to your cock. I feel your hardness against me. I move in close to you and begin to suck on your bottom lip. Running my tongue deep into your mouth to suck your tongue and kiss you ever so deeply. My mouth aching with the need to fill itself with your tongue. Your hands continue to caress my skin and you place the palm of your hand tightly against my mound. Slowly you begin
I Hate Guys
Just cause I go over my bf's place once uninvited, he all of the sudden won't talk to me. I got a hold of him yesterday and he said he'd call me today after work. Well, no call! I did nothing wrong. Im so mad.... would you be mad if your gf came by unexpected ONE time??
~~you Know You Are Italian~~
FRIENDS VS. ITALIAN FRIENDS FRIENDS: Never ask for food ITALIAN FRIENDS: Always bring the food. FRIENDS: Will say "hello" ITALIAN FRIENDS: Will give you a big hug and a kiss. FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs. ITALIAN FRIENDS: Call your parents mom and dad. FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. ITALIAN FRIENDS: Cry with you. FRIENDS: Will eat at your dinner table and leave ITALIAN FRIENDS: Will spend hours there, talking, laughing and just being together. FRIENDS: know a few things about you. ITALIAN FRIENDS: Could write a book with direct quotes from you. FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is doing. ITALIAN FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds' ass that left you. FRIENDS: Would knock on your door. ITALIAN FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, "I'm home!" FRIENDS: Are for a while. ITALIAN FRIENDS: Are for l
We are happy to announce the third music video for the song "Screaming Souls", is in the final stages of writing!!! The Silent Stranger has chosen to record this video in Louisiana since it has such an enormous calling of home for him. There is still time to have a few more actors for additional parts. If anyone wishes to be a part of a music video, please send your request via here or at for further details. All actors will be given their scripts according to their part in the video. The Video is set to start shooting in Mid March around either 10th or the 17th. One last thing, the stranger will be in New Orleans Friday 16 for additional footage. If you wish to meet up with him or his promoter feel free to drop a line!! Good luck silent one!!! Keep up the awesome work!!!!
so i understand this whole valentines day thing. its suppose to be a day to show your love or admiration for your other half. ok i get that.. but what i dont get is why does it have to be one day a year, and why does it seem to be squarly around money? dont get me wrong i dont mind the holiday, i like getting that feeling of appreaction from the other person. but cant it be something more than money. u can give the greatest gifts without money! ok sorry im done. im just sick of ppl talking about how much they spend on the other person, it should be about that.
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More Lyrics To Make You Think
"The Priest", by Limp Bizkit It could be the absinthe talking I dont think so I dont either Ive gotta find a new place A new place to feed Gotta be Stop everything, something is not feeling right The planets are not all aligned I know when I felt this before My evil is thirsty for more I need a new allie to feed What can I do? I've got an idea I think I'll just become a priest Decieving them with my belief I'll preach about what life is worth And cover my sins with the church My demons can run around free No one will suspect a thing I'll show them its okay to lust A priest is a church you can trust I found a new allie to feed Baptized by the unexpected Terrorized by the imperfections Somethings not right The planets are not all aligned I know when I felt this before My evil is thirsty for more I need a new allie to feed What can I do? I've got an idea I think I'll just become a priest Decieving them with my belief I'll prea
Inspired By Boredom
I have 438 people in my list and out of those people I talk to under 10%. So might as well get rid of those that just like to take space. I'm not trying to see how many friends I can accumulate, I could really care less if you fan me and I have a boyfriend so i'm deffinately not looking for someone to holla at. So basically if I've never acknowledged your presence...see ya and don't let the door hit you on the way out. k thanx bye :)
How To Be Popular
Perhaps the most arresting bit of personal advice I ever encountered was this: If you want to be popular, live so that a blind person would like you. The point is that lasting popularity depends not on having good looks or other surface personality traits, but upon inner qualities that somehow communicate themselves to others. Such qualities include a friendly voice, a sense of humor, kindness, thoughtfulness of the other fellow's tender ego, sincere praise, gratitude, and encouragement. How well would a blind person like you?
2 - 10 - 07
More new pics in the more of just me folder...put other pics up the other night so get to looking peeps also have new stashes up since the other night Onyx Illuzion of Xxxtasy
Power Outage
we had an outage today. The resulting surge fried my transormer for my laptop. Ergo no AC power. I have 75% of my battery left and I honestly cannot afford to get a replacement adapter. Mike
She Really Needs Your Help..............
She has commented bombed so many people in there contest's and now that she has entered her first contest she is not feeling the love no more from here friends. I have tried to help her out but am currently unable to she was in first and now she is behind and really needs all the help she can get. I know I am asking a lot but I would really appreciate it if you could help her out for me. I know she will also thank you. Here is her link if you can help her get back to the top. Thank you in advance.
Viral Dating?
The other day, I was with my mother, who is very invested in finding a good husband for her 23-year-old, overly educated, highly opinionated daughter. She tells me about an old high school friend of hers who now lives in L.A. and has two sons. One is an oncologist, and the other is a software engineer. And they're not at all ugly, she tells me. Fine, so maybe it's a little weird that they're both still living with their mother, but that just means that they value family and believe in saving money. (Yeah, okay, mom.) She also tells me that she forwarded to her friend my email address. Great. Generally, the idea of my mom setting me up with a man, regardless of how good he may look on paper, makes me queasy. I don't like my family let alone my mother getting involved in my personal life, and I'm pretty sure that the kind of guy my mother deems ideal would probably want nothing to do with a loudmouthed girl like me. That aside, I'm actually not opposed to the principle of being introduce
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Im As Real As You Want Me To Be
What Kind Of Beauty Am I
You Are a Flawless Beauty! When it comes to beauty, you spare no expense - and it shows You're the kind of woman a man would launch a thousand ships for It's hard for anyone to beat you in the beauty department But remember, it's okay to show a flaw or too - you've got plenty to spare What Type of Beauty Are You?
Five (5) Lessons About The Way We Treat People.
1 - First Important Lesson - Cleaning Lady. During my second month of college, our professor gave us a pop quiz. I was a conscientious student and had breezed through the questions until I read the last one: "What is the first name of the woman who cleans the school?" Surely this was some kind of joke. I had seen the cleaning woman several times. She was tall, dark-haired and in her 50s, but how would I know her name? I handed in my paper, leaving the last question blank. Just before class ended, one student asked if the last question would count toward our quiz grade. “Absolutely," said the professor. "In your careers, you will meet many people. All are significant. They deserve your attention and care, even if all you do is smile and say "hello." I've never forgotten that lesson. I also learned her name was Dorothy. 2. - Second Important Lesson - Pickup in the Rain One night, at 11:30 p.m., an older African American woman was standing on the side of an
Sexy Name
Your Name Is Damn Sexy! :) Your name scored 154 in the "How Sexy Is Your Name Test" How Sexy Is Your Name?
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Rockin Out!
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It was such a forbidden love, It was not born from above, It was a love for Satan and his deeds, Because no one cared about my needs, No one saw me for what I really was inside, No one knew that when I got home I cried, No one knew that I hated God and heaven and such, No one knew about why I hated them so much, I hid behind a face of smiles, I have hidden since I was a forgotten child, I have such a terrible confession, I did it because I was suffering under depression, Do not blame me for what I did, Although you cried as they lowered my lid, No one understood why I picked up the knife, No one understood why I took my life, You all blamed me, and cursed in rage, No one even cared that I was still trapped in my personal cage, I hid my voice behind shouts and cheers, I hid my feelings behind the veil of unshed tears, I will not take the blame for this change of events, There was not one thing that I could prevent, It was your entire fault you
You've Got Guys Lined Up Around the Block While your little black book isn't as thick as Paris Hilton's... You get the most dates of any girl you know It's your whole five star package that attracts men - Your looks, your charm, and your ability tie a cherry with your tongue. Are You Attractive?
Proud To Be A Dv Survivor
today is my Anniversary, you see 3 yrs ago today, i left my abuser.........with an order of protection, teen age son, custody of my then pre-school grandaughter, and no money.I had no friends, typical of being controlled, my family wouldn't help,("you all ways go back to him").And i stood strong... So I'm glad to say that I am ALIVE today, because somehow I got some courage...I believe that my strength is from all the wonderful friends I've met in these few short years.I would like to thank all the great friends I made here, you're support has been awsome.My love and blessings and allways know that I'm here for you......WEndy
Feeling Bad:(
Hey all.. Just wanted to say i am sorry for making anyone feel uncomfortable. For those of you that have no idea what I am talking about.. don't worry about it. I'm gonna just chill on yahoo for awhile.. if ya need me hit me up there.. I am feeling very emotional and not really wanting to cry.. and well i am sensitive and it could Once again.. Sorry guys.
Never Too Late ~three Days Grace
This world will never be What I expected And if I don't belong Who would have guessed it I will not leave alone Everything that I own To make you feel like it's not too late It's never too late Even if I say It'll be alright Still I hear you say You want to end your life Now and again we try To just stay alive Maybe we'll turn it around 'Cause it's not too late It's never too late No one will ever see This side reflected And if there's something wrong Who would have guessed it And I have left alone Everything that I own To make you feel like It's not too late It's never too late Even if I say It'll be alright Still I hear you say You want to end your life Now and again we try To just stay alive Maybe we'll turn it around 'Cause it's not too late It's never too late The world we knew Won't come back The time we've lost Can't get back The life we had Won't bleed us again This world will never be What I expected And if I don't belong
My First Blog
My first blog. What a thrill... I like to write so maybe this wont be my first entry. Or maybe it will be , I dont really care if you read this so maybe you WONT read this! I will be 40 this year. The big 4 0. I do taxes part time and I had this "child" sitting w/me tonight who says he is almost turning 30 and feels old. Cry me a river!! I WISH I was turning 30!! I felt like I was old then. At 29 1/2 I just stopped fighting it and said I was 30. So maybe thats a lesson for me. The lesson being to like what you are in the moment?? That you waste a lot of stupid time thinking "I'm old" or "I'm fat" etc.... For example when I was 13. I was 110 -115 pounds. Did I think "Shit i look good!" NO. I thought "Damn I"m fat ,look at this...." And then when I look back in pictures its "What the hell was I talking about? I looked good!!" 10 yrs from now I'll be 50...and thinking "Who is this child who's almost turning 40 telling me he's old?" And by the way.... I'm old and fat right now!! An
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What My Birthday Means
Your Birthdate: December 21 You're a restless rebel with an unpredictable nature. Bright but unbridled, you tend to seek out wild experiences over new ideas. People are frustrated by your great potential, but you love your unconventional life. You're a heartbreaker. People get attached to you, and then you're gone. Your strength: Your thirst for adventure Your weakness: Not taking time for slow pleasures Your power color: Hot pink Your power symbol: Figure eight Your power month: March What Does Your Birth Date Mean?
So Who Else?
Is just staying home on a friday night?
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My Sign
Pisces You have an awesome imagination, and often put it to use for sexual purposes. You are very romantic and don’t hook-up with random people very often. Because sex to you is about showing your love, you are incredibly romantic in bed, and very giving. You tend be in a serious relationship more often then not. Sex matches: Taurus, Cancer, Scorpio Take this quiz at
You Are a Natural Flirt Believe it or not, you're a really effective flirt. And you're so good, you hardly notice that you're flirting. Your attitude and confidence make you a natural flirt. And the fact that you don't know it is just that more attractive! What Kind of Flirt Are You?
Yahoo Messanger
What's up people I am looking for peolpe to join me on Yahoo Messanger so if you are intersted my name on yahoo is krismuffdvr so look me up so we can chat.. ttyl
She took his hand and led him into the dark and fragrant orange groves, the whisper of leaves brushing against their skin the only sound besides the eerie cry of the coyotes. In the foothills that rose from the southern California coast, the night was warm and still, and the perfume of the ripened fruit as intoxicating as wine. Past the "Do Not Pick Fruit" signs, down the dirt paths between the endless rows of trees, almost running. Always the impatient one, she tugged at his hand, his clothes, as they moved between the dark and silent trees. He stopped, pulled her close, kissed her hard, his hands strong on her back, stroking and exploring. She bent beneath his kisses, his need. Her lips clung to his, sucking, seeking, as the waves of his passion washed over her, a sexual tsunami. Sinking to the warm, soft ground, clinging like shipwrecked lovers, clothing tattered and strewn, they touched, tasted, breathed. "We're trespassing here," he whispered into her ear. "'Forgive us our
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What God/goddess Am I Most Like?
You scored as Freyr. Freya80%Freyr80%Njord80%Sif70%Skadi60%Bragi60%Odin60%Frigg60%Thor50%Balder50%Hel40%Tyr40%Loki
Sexual Dictionary
angelic -- [adjective]:Insatiable to the point of crazy 'How will you be defined in the sexual dictionary?' at
Dark Desire (old One)
Dark desires fill my heart, keep me in a world apart. Hold me close and keep me tight, fill me throughout the night. Make my choices, touch me true, tell me what you want me to do. Let me know and let me feel, make me scream, cause me to squeal. Master please, fill my senses, Push me till my body tenses. Take me over past the edge. Make me step off the ledge. As dark desires fill my heart and keep me in a world apart, let me know you love me true, Posses my body, my mind too. Your private property I will be. Craving you, and your ecstasy. Master, call me your own, and I'll answer with every moan. As dark desires fill my heart, and keep me in a world apart, I know that you're a dream come true, whatever it is, you decide to do.
My Symbol
You scored as Biohazard. The biohazard is a representation of craziness, dissorder, and a number of other things. (This I am sure connects to you as well, after all you scored it) You are inspired by your own personal creativity, and you feel you are empowered by your symbol.Biohazard100%Ankh94%Swastika63%Cross56%Skull56%What's your symbol?created with
Using your body Your sexual hidden talent is using your body's natural charm and beauty to seduce your partner. You are all about having the perfect body/looking good for your partner - and it does the trick every time. Take this quiz at
Tournament Pool Rules
Welcome everyone to the 2007 NCAA Basketball Tournament Pool Well it’s time for another big NCAA Tournament & there are another 65 teams that could walk home April 2nd with the NCAA hardware. Are you lucky enough to know which one? This year’s tournament will be like last year’s, with the same format & five chances to win cash. Cash Awards: Overall Winner (55%): Based on Points System. Guess who will advance in the Tournament?  If you guess correctly, your team moves on and you receive points. If your team loses, that part of the bracket is done.  Point Values are as Follows. (Note: Five of the last six years the leader going into the Championship Game has failed to take home the coveted prize.  The 1999 Winner was 15th & the 2000 Winner was 9th Going into the Championship Game, but still came out as the pool winners, so anything can happen!) 1st Round: 1 pt 2nd Round: 3 pt Sweet 16: 5 pt Elite 8: 7 pt Final Four: 10 pt Championship: 20 pt NCAA Champion (15%): P
For Those Who Read This And For Those Who Gives A Damn...
Here's a news flash for ya...a sort of announcement that I'm making: "I have given up on men...Contrary to popular belief...I want to settle down and get married...have kids....I would like someone to love me for me...I always manage to fall for the guys who dont want a serious relationship and who doesnt want to get married...maybe its too late for me...
So I scored at the used media place. My aloe overlord approved. and we all rocked out. (note rocking out Klingon is not Kaosdevice, all rocking out Klingons have not been harmed in the posting of this blog)
You have a sexual IQ of 146 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at
Stupid Bullshit
I am typically really easy to get a long with... Granted I can be stubborn (to say the least) but I am a brutally honest person and I really mean well in all that I do. I am happy with who I am. If you have issues with me, maybe you should look in the mirror and not throw stones while living in a glass house. There are not many people who I can't stand. If I don't care for you, I avoid your existence. I cannot change people but I can change my self and/or surroundings. If I have a personal issue with you, I will set you aside and talk to you about it. Believe it or not, talking about issues usually works well in the real world! That is talking to one another about issues. This does not entail talking shit behind someones back and not having enough courage to state your feelings to their face. I have learned the hard way that true friends are few and far between and that most women are not content without a little bit of drama in their lives. If you are dramatic, de
What Do Guys Think Of Me?
You scored as One they want but can't have. You are the kind of girl that guys want but they know they can't have you. Your not easy they love your daredevil attitude and totally awesome style.One they want but can't have94%Girl whos a friend75%The hot chick50%Preppy44%Smart girl19%What do guys think of you?created with
A Contest Perhaps
So i think i may be cool enough to hold a contest (famous last words). My idea is pics of people with glasses (yes it's a strange affectation of mine) i know some of you will help, but i want some feedback, anyone want to help? Dont want to flood bulletins till i have a bit of backing. I'm sure i can get cool prizes and stuff. anyways whatcha all think?
Cyber Lover
I love the way you play with me No hangups here for you or me I wonder how it would really be Only in my mind i see..... Sweet hot meat to tickle my clit The trail ends with my slippery wet slit My legs spread ever so wide you see Dive right in,set me free Take me to the place i need to be Enveloped in your ecstacy.
Just Something I Wrote!!
It was a soft night. No one around ,so I thought I'd lay you down. The grass was high and anyone who came by would only see us if they came to the lakes edge. So I helped you out of your white sun dress,pulled your black hair out of the ponytail. As the dress fell to the grass,your soft white breast fell to. You looked at me with those soft brown eyes ,I could tell you never been with another women. As I start to nibble at you left ear, I could feel you shiver and I could tell that you wanted release. So I started off slowly. I nibbled on your neck and as I did this my left hand came up to tease your soft pink nipple. It was so hard and so very lick able. So I moved down to tease it with my hot wet mouth,as I do this your body shiveres so sweetly. So I let my mouth tease your your left nipple as my right hand teased your right breast. As I sucked you started to relax. I started to hear soft sighs come from your sweet lips. I softly move my lip from your left breast ,you let out a littl
Sexual Nickname
angelic's sexual nickname: "Lush slip" Take this quiz at
My hearts in pain it hurts so much, To know i'll never again feel his touch. never again feel his gentle lips on mine, never again see him look so fine. never again feel his breath on my neck, never again smile when my life is a wreck. never again look deep into his eyes, never again say our playful goodbyes. never again hold in mine his hand, never again be taken to this magical land. never again know what true love feels like, never again have our feelings alike. never again have him to hold, never again know how to be bold. never again have his arms around me, never again know what true happiness can be.
New Yrs Sexual Resolution
In 2007, you will... Have chocolate licked off your body 'What is your sexual new years prediction?' at
What Would You Do?
what would you do if you knew someone was doing something very wrong and you couln't say anything about itbecause youwereafraid of the out come of the persons family? what would you do? would you say something or keep it in to keep the family happy??
Now I have known defeat, And I am none too pleased, It is a cruel and bitter thing, And it is never easily appeased, It reared its ugly head, And knocked me from my pedestal, Dragged me down quickly, With its mocking, twisted call, It hooked its claws in my success, And ripped it all away, It tore away my pride violently, This is my punishment and I must stay, Defeat is the monster lurking in the dark, Defeat is the avenger rising up to take control, This defeat has crippled me, And the pressure had taken its toll, Now I have known my defeat I am shamed, Now I know I am nothing deep down, Now I expect no more praise, Only the condescending frown, I have suffered defeat and there is no end, To the suffering within, Defeat had pushed me down, Let the self destruction begin, There isn’t a flicker of hope, I can’t get back up again, Defeat had numbed my senses, Now I only feel pain, I’ve been taken from the sky, And drowned in concr
Sex In The City
You Are Most Like Charlotte! You are the ultimate romantic idealist You've been hurt before, but that hasn't caused you to give up on love. If anything, your resolve to fall in love is stronger than ever. And it's this feminine optimism that men find most appealing about you. Romantic prediction: That guy you are seeing (or crushing on)? Could be very serious - if you play your cards right!Which Sex and the City Vixen Are You?
This is my first blog on here...I don't really have anything in particular to say, I just feel like writing. I'm watching the Grudge on TV....and I can't for the life of me remember why that damn creepy kid makes the cat noises. This is the beginning of the first weekend since August that I haven't had to work. I tried to make plans but the guy I was going to see is a douche bag. Now I'm not sure what to do with myself for the next two days. When I drink alone, I prefer to be by myself.
My Letter
- A's Sexy Acronym - Ais for...Attractive The Sexy Acronym Generator at
Which Kinda Girlfriend Am I?
You scored as Perfect Girlfriend. You're the perfect girlfriend. You're the kind of girl that can hang out with your boyfriend's friends and be silly. You don't care about presents or about going to fancy places (though that would be nice)Just hanging out with him is enough to make you happyPerfect Girlfriend100%Motherly Girlfriend88%Sensitive Girlfriend50%Bad Girlfriend50%Not interested Girlfriend25%Which Kind of Girlfriend are You?created with
Please Vote For My Design At The Best Graphic Designers Contest
Ok contest is Starting so everyone go Choose who is the Best Graphic Designer Goodluck to everyone This contest will run 1 week from 10pm on the 16th of feb this contest will end at 10pm central time exact now get out there and vote vote vote CSC DJ Trouble Willow Caelwyn AngelMoRn Crawgator Mochagraphix CopperLynn Graphics by Rick Prizes will be as such: 1st place: Corvette 2nd place: Silver motorcylce 3rd place: Rolex If your interest let me know get the word out and get a message to me....also send me the link to the pic you want to display during the contest it can be Morph,Gif,or anything else long as its not nsfw not like it would be (repost of original by 'Nosferatu--۩-Elder-LOЯĎ۞Dracula۩--Lord Lestat--Fan Me,Rate Me, Add Me' on '2007-02-09 20:59:00') (repost of original by '†♥Rebel Bitch♥†High Priestess of L.D.C Family & the B&A
Still Working - Friday
I am still working ... over 13 hours so far and today it is mostly paperwork for our fundraising campaign. Our goal date for the fundraising is March 15. Another 5 weeks to go yet. WOW!!! I am hoping to spend about an hour on Sunday to write most, if not all, of chapter four of my ebook.
Strung Out-cemetery
An electric concrete fantasy where the billboards keep on warning me, that if I don't keep moving I'll get stuck in this place, where nobody gets out alive. The dead all came out to play in this metropolitan decay, a cemetery called Los Angeles. The sun holds no regrets, the natives sway under arrest as all the stars fall from the sky. Now we've all sold our souls, we're just waiting for the show to begin here at the edge. What the hell we doing here, we're everywhere but no one's here, bodies in motion, desperate motion. The angels have all gone insane I know I'll never be the same so let it ride, we're going for a ride. Now we've all sold our souls, we're just waiting for the show to begin here at the edge. Now I watch those zombies celebrate the burning of their favorite heretics and demigods. The dead all came out to play in this metropolitan decay, a cemetery called Los Angeles. [repeat to fade] -------------------- An ode to the hot
Baby Shower
next week... my bffg is having a baby shower. i'm gonna be a godmama in about a month!!! counting down now yay!!! i'm so excited. i'm not sure exactly what all to get her she already has clothes shoes and i don't know what everyone else is going to be bringing. probably the typical pacifiers, bottles,diapers,etc. maybe i'll get something useless like some jewelry.... or maybe i'lll get something she'll need like a carseat... maybe not they are a bit expensive. she already has a stroller. hummm... perhaps i'll get her a monitor so she can hear the baby from any room, or something for her and the baby to listen to. maybe i'll just find a cute doll and give it to her. .... i don't know... so many choices...oh well i have a bit of a while to figure it out so i'll think of something i'm sure.
Had To Have You (old One)
I arrive at your door with heartfelt anticipation, longing to gaze into your eyes, to see the man I know so well. Knocking lightly, I am nervous, wondering, "did I knock loud enough?" I begin to step back and rethink my decision to visit you at the office, when you open the door to see the back of my head as I am turning to leave. Your deep voice pierces me. "May I help you ma'am?" Knowing I am at the point of no return, I turn to you, my eyes scanning you up and down then fixating on yours. I can barely speak, the sensual butterflies in my stomach have me in disarray. You graciously extend your hand to me and offer me a seat in your office. Trembling, I notice the enormity of your strong hands, and how handsome you are. I want to fall into your arms. As you guide me into your office, we exchange a soul-baring smile. The door closes and locks behind us. "I am pleasantly surprised to see you, baby-girl. I didn't know you would be in town. C'mere to me!" you say with that growl in
I Want To Be!!!!!!!!!!
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Two Horses
Two Horses Just up the road from my home is a field, with two horses in it. From a distance, each looks like every other horse. But if you stop your car, or are walking by, you will notice something quite amazing. Looking into the eyes of one horse will disclose that he is blind. His owner has chosen not to have him put down, but has made a good home for him. This alone is amazing. If nearby and listening, you will hear the sound of a bell. Looking around for the source of the sound, you will see that it comes from the smaller horse in the field. Attached to her halter is a small bell. It lets her blind friend know where she is, so he can follow her. As you stand and watch these two friends, you'll see how she is always checking on him, and that he will listen for her bell and then slowly walk to where she is, trusting that she will not lead him astray. When she returns to the shelter of the barn each evening, she stops o
br /> You are fun loving and independent, and you don’t like any of your partners to get in the way of that. You enjoy having a lot of flings and short term relationships because you get bored in a long term one. In bed you are demanding of your partner. You want to have hot sex all of the time. You also like to experiment sexually, with different positions and fantasies. Sex matches: Aries, Leo, Libra Take this quiz at
A long, lightly tanned naked leg dangled from under the bedcovers. The owner of that leg, her dark red hair scattered wildly across the white pillow, lay nestled in the tattered whisperings of last night's dreams. She rolled over, trying to push away the insipid awareness of daylight that comes after a long happy slumber. She didn't want the day to start yet… not when the warmth of the soft king-sized bed and even warmer hardness of the body next to hers beckoned her to stay buried under the comforters and tucked away from the rest of the world. Her long slender fingers snaked out from under the pillow. Although the texture of his skin and the crisp feel of his chest hair were etched on her memory forever, the need for her to remind herself was overpowering. She could smell him already. Catching it more firmly to her, she buried her face in the pillow, rolling to her belly and sliding her arm across his lean waist. The other shapely leg draped intimately over his hip, brushing d
Sitting On A Picnic Table In The Park
So I sit here looking at the ground wondering Where I am going up or down. I want to run and get wild play the games that get your adrenaline moving, But need a man to help me out. Have him pin me down tease me And please me with his tongue. On that long picnic table back far Behind the trees past the pond. Start with his hands going up under my shirt Squeezing my breasts just right. As his hand goes under my skirt Feeling my juices flow over his hand. He begins to work his way down past my belly Making me moan slightly as he licks his way down To my clit and my pussy. . His hand on my breasts and His tongue playing with my clit while fingering my pussy As I moan even louder. I feel him suck real hard then bite and suck and the hand is in and out Of your pussy. You whisper to him fuck me NOW. He giggles just bit and say's no not yet. My eyes open to see the sight of the law standing right there he sits at the table and say's Don't let
Why are people such assholes? Why is it so hard for people to just be fucking nice? ERRR! Didnt we all learn at age 5 from the movie Bambi at least, if you can say anything nice- DONT SAY ANYTHING AT ALL!
American Made...harley Driven...
I would like to see if i am the only one around that feels this way!!!! I'm 40 years old and getting a little sick of the way things are going around the world. I run a law office in central Ohio. On a dayly bases I have to deal with Companies in the U.S.A. that when you call to do business with a company that is to be highly ranked in America.... the first thing you hear is "PRESS 1 FOR ENGLISH" I'm sorry we are in AMERICA why the hell am I pressing 1 for english.... Then if you are lucky enough to get a person on the other end.... 99 percent the person can't speak any english if thier life depended on it. We are paying these ass holes American dollars.... if they want to work in America and make our American money... MAYBE THEY SHOULD LEARN SOME FUCKING ENGLISH!!!!! All these unamericans always cry for equal rights when thing turn against them and we are to adapt to there needs.... I think they came to us.... we did not ask them to come here... YOU ARE IN THE U
sleep is a funny thing. You want it so bad, and you lay down thinking that it will come, but no. So I red. I need to buy some more books so that my reading dosent go by so fast. I lose a couple nights sleep a week for lack of reading material. lol somebody get me a membership to the book club. do they sell that on cherry tap? I bet i could get points for doing that somewhere. Okay gonna go read Devil Wears Prada agian. The book really was better then the movie. The movie took alot of the detail outta it. But Meyrl Strep really did a good job being a bitch. Reminded me of a couple people i know. welp good night cherry I'm talking to myself and yet still over a half a million people if I'm really luved.
How Much Love Is In My Eyes?
You scored as The love in your eyes is... your eyes are what guys look into when they love u!The love in your eyes is..54%How Much love do u have in your eyes?created with
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> > In a suburb of Boston, two boys were tossing a ball in a vacant lot when > > one of them was attacked by a Rottweiler. The other boy, thinking quickly, > > grabbed a sturdy stick, wedged it under the dog's collar and twisted > > mightily, breaking the animal's neck and freeing his buddy. > > > > > > A reporter from the Boston Herald was cruising by and witnessed the scene. > > Thinking it would make a great human interest story, he began to interview > > the boys, focusing on the quick-thinking rescuer. Whipping out his laptop > > he entered the heading: > > > > > > "Brave Young Red Sox Fan saves friend from Jaws of Vicious Animal." > > > > > > Looking over the reporter's shoulder, the lad said, "But I'm not a Red Sox > > fan." > > > > > > "Sorry," said the reporter, "I guess I just assumed everyone in Boston was > > a Red Sox fan." Hitting the delete key, the reporter typed in: > > > > > > "Young Kennedy Loyalist Rescues
One Minute Silence-revolution
Make me a part of your revolution and free my soul Welcome to the heart of the revolution To free my Wish you all well, wish you all well Part of your revolution and free my soul Welcome to the heart of the revolution To free my Wish you all well, wish you all Well, well, well again It hurts, no I mean this is gonna hurt I wont go quietly like you Not possible, impossible But yesterdays alive in you (What do you mean we die) We die, my God it almost passed me by Pray the day comes I play you Enough, I keep hearing war’s the word Hard to breathe, hard to breathe Make me a part of your revolution and free my soul Welcome to the heart of the revolution To free my Wish you all well, wish you all well Part of your revolution and free my soul Welcome to the heart of the revolution To free my Wish you all well, wish you all well Focus on the door behind you Focus on the whores behind you, yes indeed Focus on the souls beside you Focus on your day and all
Family Guy?
You scored as Brian Griffin. Your Brian Griffin. The family's Talking Dog. Brian is a awsome character. He is mellow and usually helps peter get out of all the messes he gets in to. He also has a good relationship with Stewie.Brian Griffin63%Meg Griffin50%Lois Griffin50%Stewie Griffin50%Glenn Quagmire38%Joe25%Chris Griffin25%Cleveland Brown13%Peter Griffin0%Find out what Family Guy character you are. (pics included)created with
Viacom Sux!!!
viacom sux they're always deleting videos that are posted. youtube sux too because they're letting companies like viacom push them around grrr that makes it hard for me to keep a good video on here because they keep deleting the good ones.... that bites........... sux sux suxxxxie sux!!!!
Daily Extended This day is loaded with intensity for you, and if you're not careful, it could be somewhat confusing. Every time you make eye contact with someone, you'll sense a deeply meaningful subtext. Does this glance mean something important? It's crucial that you keep your imagination from running too wild today, because you're likely to see hidden messages where none exist. Enjoy the strength of your connections today, but try to take them at face value. Single's Love Your confidence is awfully alluring and it enables you to engage all sorts of people in all sorts of conversations. Smile, say 'hi' and ask a funny, unusual question -- plenty of time for 'what do you do?' later. Couple's Love Your intensity is going to be a thrill for your sweetie -- but potentially exhausting for both of you. Don't let that stop you, though, because you need to express yourself honestly.
What Ancient Breed I Am
You scored as Faerie. You are a faerie. One of the oldest breeds there is. Your very cute and bubbley, but sometimes it gets you into trouble. You need to know when to get serious, if you don't already. You make friends easily and always want to help, GOOD FOR YOU!Goddess100%Faerie100%Sorceress100%Dragon100%Drow100%Elf83%Wolf67%Zombie67%Shadow Spirit50%Vampyre33%What ancient breed are you?created with
Military Men
I am not 100% positive of why I love military men sooooo much, and why I love sailors the most! Well that sailor thing my have something to do with the ex being o so very hott!!!! When he would come home from work in his working whites and me just thinking in the back of my mind of how much I wanted to make those whites dirty in the bedroom! I always remembered how many times I just wanted to grab his ass when he would wear his blues! mmmmmmmmm... My ex was so overwhelmingly sexy that I couldn't do my house work durring the day because all I could think about was what I wanted to do to him when he got home! In that relationship I think morning sex would have been a GREAT investment because my sexual drive would be statisfied and I wouldn't have thought about sex all day long. I mean what would you do if every night when you went to bed in curled up nest to a guy that is everything you look for in a guy physically and mentally? There wasnt a night that went by that I didn't want to sli
Human bones crunched beneath my feet, And animals fled from my steps, I turned their flesh into rotting meat, And upon their corpses I leapt, Angels run from my sight, And flee into the sea, The stars hide in the dark of the night, As soon as they approach me. I sit in crowded places, I just sit and I watch, Others move in darkened spaces, Away from my steely watch. I am the root of all their fears, I watch them when they least expect, In front of me they shed their tears And slink back to the holes from whence they crept. I am not a judge I am a witness It is not my place to punish you, Where I am just the witness, I watch you do what you do, It must be odd, to see me with nothing to give, And odd that I know everything about your life, I know, your family, your friends who you sleep with. And your unholy strife, I know about your might, I know all your all about your thoughts, I know about your sight, I know all about your hearing
What Crime I Would Most Likely Commit
You scored as Theft. You would shoplift or steal from someone most likelyBeing Drunk in Public67%Theft67%Fraud67%Murder67%Public Nudity0%What crime would you most likely commit?created with
Any women out there want a thugish but well rounded guy who is romantic for a valentine. let me know...
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How Am I About Sex?
You scored as Passionate/wet. You are a passionate lover. You go with what feels good. Your passion might cause you get wet often even outside of sex but you channel your passion to where you can please your partner. You either have a lot of lust or you just love your partner truely. You can't keep you hands of them and they wouldn't have it any other way.
I Had A Hater, I Feel Famous.
LOL. I had this stalker for a lil while in the past three weeks, in which he turned into a hater since I turned his sexual advances down that he kept sending me in e-mails on here, IM's, and shouts.. I blocked him & that's when he went really nuts; he was sending every one of my friends fake e-mail messages about me. Because he obviously had no life, LOL but anyway thanks to sonny for taking care of it. friend me / rate / fan me Y
What Feeling Am I?
You scored as Courage. You are Courage!! You would freely give your life for a loved one. Putting others before yourself is a noble thing you do. You are very brave and fearless. Thanks for taking my quiz. Please rate. :)Love100%Peace100%Joy100%Courage100%Wisdom100%Grace92%Hope83%Faith67%What feeling are you?? (cool pics)created with
There was always a reason, There was always something to be gained, Now there are only bones to be broken, And ankles to be chained, There was always a matter, There was always a cause, Now there is only pain, And agony after the wars, There used to be conquests, There used to be prisoners that would never die, Now there are only slaves, Those run to their cells and curl up and cry, There used to be honesty, Now there is nothing but greed, That gives way to hell, As the filthy riches spread their seed, There used to be life, But now there is nothing at all, There used to be a majestic kingdom, Now it’s ready to crumble and fall, There used to be a reason, A way for us all to live, But we have stolen everything, And now there is nothing to give.
What Is My Animal Totem
You scored as Salmon. You are the Salmon. Despite first thoughts, you have wisdom abound. You rejuvenate yourself and others often just by your presence and you never give up, always pushing upstream.Wolf100%Bull100%Dog100%Ram100%Bear100%Salmon100%Deer100%Horse92%Crow92%Fox75%Stag75%Dragon
Uncondtional Love
So for years Ive told everyone that I beleive John Lennon " All you need is love" I give it alot it seems...too much. I beleive if you love has to be unconditional...period. Yet every woman I meet seems to set a bunch of rules..or things I need to change to be with them. I dont do that...if I feel a connection...I give into it..and accept the flaws. Ive only truly loved 2 women in my life...well what I think was love, but Ive given uncondional love to more than I care to Im not a slut, I was married to my first love for 12 years...although it wasnt real, and I never cheated..she did. IN the 7 years since my divorce Ive dated maybe 7 or 8 women..only 2 got me thinking of marriage. SO Im wondering why it seems every woman I meet, wants to set down a bunch of rules for me to date them...but then say shit like they'll do whatever the hell they want. I read on match and yahoo personals how women want a guy who can communicate...but when they meet one like me, they
Anna Nicole Smith/mma/long Weekend
I'm watching the continuous blitz regarding Anna Nicole Smith's death. I think it's sad that she's gone, but any coverage should be due to the bizarre way her life turned, and the way the mystery continues to unravel. Any comparisons to Marilyn Monroe or Jayne Mansfield to me is pretty shabby. The Frank Shamrock/Renzo Gracie fight is tommorrow night on Showtime. I will watch. It's pretty crazy how big MMA is getting now. Will it last? I'm not sure, but so far there is a glut for it. I have kind of long weekend, so I better make the most of it. Yeah I know - I've said that before...
An Awesom Song
What Size Boobs Should I Have?
You scored as C cup. No problem thereC cup95%DD cup75%D cup45%F cup30%A cup10%B cup5%What size boobs are you supposed to have?created with
Sexy & Romantic glitter graphics from Love never dies a natural death. It dies because we don't know how to replenish its source. It dies of blindness and errors and betrayals. It dies of illness and wounds; it dies of weariness, of witherings, of tarnishings.. Anais Nin
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What Kinda Sex Do I Love Lmao
You scored as Oral Sex. Whether it's foreplay or the whole enchilada, you're "down" to have a good time. Normal Sex100%Oral Sex100%Phone Sex100%Orgy83%Gay Sex72%Cyber Sex61%Anal Sex39%What kind of SEX do you love? (pics)created with
How do you define perfection? It's in the eyes Hypnotized in blue Voices heard that scar everlasting Love favors hope Dreams fade black Skin is touchless and dry Tears create seas Hearts burn red Entwined lovers are missed Look upon me Stars bright white
My Ideal Boyfriend ;-)
You scored as Soccer/Football Jocks. The jocks...yum!Soccer/Football Jocks60%Skater Boys50%Gothic Boys35%Preppy Fellows20%Your Ideal Boyfriendcreated with LMFAO
Poem: The Victim
COPYRIGHTED MATERIAL. PLEASE DO NOT COPY WITHOUT PERMISSION. THANK YOU. This is from a work experience 12 years ago. Outside of the event report it is the first time I write about it. The Victim Sweet, stick in the nose smell Thick, unrelenting, unforgetable odor Slime running down wall and pipe Must find the source, must make it right In the stairwell, hidden place Open door, drop to the floor A bundle, not a gift Leave this place, leave this hell Get away from the smell Dress to leave nothing behind Perfume under my nose Return to hell, return to the smell Somebody's daughter Somebody's sister Somebody's lover Anger, beat the walls Rage, beat the doors I make the calls and go outside December's cold, I feel nothing Someone's family will cry tonight
Cat Contest Going Crazy Check Them Out! Wow!
~~ Cat Contest ~~ I am looking for cats for my contest. First cat contest on CT! Best Cat on CT contest! 1st Cat is...... with 4013 comments 2nd Cat is..... with 2034 comments 3rd Cat is...... with 1031 comments 4th Cat is...... with 231 comments 5th Cat is...... with 156 comments 6th Cat is...... with 143 comments most comments wins! VIP & VIC gifts awarded to the winners! will open on 2/7 thur 2/14 thanks maria Click on pic to enter contest! ~~UBER MARIA ..Angel Family Founder~~@ CherryTAP
How Dirty Is My Mind?
You scored as Not so clean. You're not what I'd call pure, but you're not too dirty. Thats okay... i guess?Not so clean90%Complete Filth80%Pedofile30%Pure and Innocent0%How dirty is your mind?created with
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What Type Of Boy Wants Me Lol
You scored as The fun guy. He just loves spending time with you and you want to be around him all the time cause he just makes you feel so good. You know how to have agood time and let loose. He likes you the way you are and wont try to change you. Making out with him is like a roller coaster, an instand 100 butterflies in your stomache. So let this roll, and chase your desires cause you'll never forget the moments youv had and you'll never forget what he means to you.The fun guy100%The funny guy90%The hott tease85%The emo80%The sweet guy75%The jock55%What type of boy wants you?created with
Chatting With Blue
So Blue and I were chatting away today when Blue 's end froze up. So there Blue sits with his faux mohawk and this look of boredom. ROTFLMAO Then my friend Wench shouts me tonight when she realizes she has now rated my entire stash and my entire collection of photos. I then realize I have also been through all of hers as well. Then we became temporarily confused and sat blinking at one another. The only answer I had to offer was to scavenge the internet to find more. But I dont know, I kinda feel like what else is out there to see??
New Contest Freaky Bitch
You Follow Your Heart You're romantic, sentimental, and emotional. You tend to fall in (and out of) love very quickly. Some may call you fickle, but you can't help where your emotions take you. You've definitely broken a few hearts, but you're not a heartbreaker by nature. Your intentions are always good, even if they change with the windDo You Follow Your Head or Your Heart?
Your Seduction Style: Siren / Rake You possess an unbridled sensuality that appeals to many. The minute you meet anyone, you can make the crave you almost immediately. You give others the chance to lose control with you... spiraling into carnal bliss. A dangerous lover, you both fascinate and scare those you attract. What Is Your Seduction Style?
Stranger Places
Being in a bar wireless on a MacBook is like being in Antarctica using semaphore to talk to civilization.
South Park Character
You scored as Butters. You're Butters! Hoodalalee! Cute and innocent, you almost always have a good time. You find pleasure in the small things, and that's good, considering you live in a piss and white-bread redneck mountain town. However, you're young-ness often puts you under everyone else's control and you have a hard time standing up for yourself. Oh, hamburgers.Jimmy100%Tweak100%Stan Marsh100%Butters100%Kyle Broflovski100%Kenny McCormick100%Timmy75%Eric Cartman67%Shelly33%What South Park Character Are You?created with
My Weekend
My weekend was AWESOME.... I met someone for the first time.... I have talked to this person for like 2 years and it was the first time meeting them it was great. But, they went back home and I miss them like crazy and can't wait for them to come back down..
What Is Love
What is Love? If you say "I love you" does that really make it true If you say those words don't you have to follow through Is "Love" just a word or is it a feeling too The feeling you get when you are walking in the sand The feeling you feel when you are hand in hand A feeling that is way to hard to understand I do know this for sure I want a love that is new and pure Don't give me just a bunch of words I need to feel all that I've heard
Be My Valentime Contest
i have been maxed out since 6 am and i am in need of my friends to help me. all i ask is that you leave a few comments leave lots if you like. it`s happy hour so cherry points double just click on pic plez and thank you mike
Ready To Quit...
I am down 11000 votes!! Please come comment bomb me.. It will help catch me up and give you double points! I cant do it alone! I will return the favor for everyone who helps! Thank you so much for everyone who has been fighting to keep me up where I am! ♥ Click on my picture to vote! ♥ ♥ HUGS AND KISSES ♥
~~fidal Castro Got The Moves~~
Breaking News Breakdancing Castro Silences Rumors Busts a Move on Three-minute Video Hoping to put an end to recent rumors that he is in failing health, Cuban president Fidel Castro released an official video today in which he is shown putting on a dazzling breakdancing display to the delight of several dozen onlookers. Speculation that Mr. Castro might be at death’s door and that a new, pro-democracy government could be in the offing in Cuba has been on the rise since late last year, a whispering campaign that the Cuban dictator’s breakdancing video seems designed to snuff out. In the three minute video, Mr. Castro is seen breakdancing for a throng of appreciative fans, including a delirious Hugo Chavez, the president of Venezuela. Mr. Castro, who does not appear to be even slightly winded while executing the extremely strenuous breakdancing routing, ends up on his back, spinning like a top to the amazement of his audience. Popping to his feet, the 80-year-old di
Oh Wild World, Whatever Will I Do?
Sometimes I believe my store is the origin of all dust. I looked so cute yesterday. Someone should have eaten me up. What a waste! I should not be in love with someone who does not return the feelings. Would someone be so kind as to invent the Off Button?
Slideshow: Nekkid Dancers! Well, Almost ....but We Got Dapper Gentlemen!
My daughter got into my stuff again! God, this is the nosiest child I have ever seen. Anyway, she found all these photos and begged for a slideshow like the one I made for the Norway and she wanted me to put music from Phantom of the Opera on it. (Her favourite musical.) So here it is. For my daughter Sam, and anyone else silly enough to watch this... LOL... It was fun to make though I now feel like an "old bag" after looking at my younger and skinnier, definitely prettier self....Ah well, beauty fades...but stretch marks prove that we survived eh???
How Lustful Am I
Your Lust Quotient: 72% You are a very lustful person - and it sometimes gets the better of you! You know how to hold back, but you hardly ever do.How Much Lust Do You Have?
Does He Love Me??
You scored as Possibly. He might ! (plz rate and e-mail)Possibly100%Yes!!!!!!!!!80%no50%does he love me? (quiz 4 girls)created with
Daily Devotional 2/9/07
February 9 - Daily Feast Like the haystacks of youth, life has its hidden tunnels that are dark and exciting and full of adventure. We have been warned that there is danger that the hay could collapse and could bury us alive. But not us, we are invincible. We know enough to get out before the collapse comes. Will there be anyone there to dig us out the way a farmer had to free his cows before they suffocated? The cows ate straight through the hay without knowing there was danger. We have been eating straight through - and when guilt says to stop it - our craving, our sense of adventure says, "After this." ~ I shall go a little farther, and then a little farther, until I get so far away as is possible for me. ~ KICKING BIRD - CROW, 1865 "A Cherokee Feast of Days, Volume II" by Joyce Sequichie Hifler ***** Elder's Meditation of the Day - February 9 "It can be 100 degrees in the shade one afternoon and suddenly there comes a storm with hailstones as big as golf
Just Maybe
High above the ground where i hide in the clouds dancing with the angels and dreaming of what my heart hides wondering if this dream will last or will i just slip again my heart holds the dreams of the little girl lost the part i hide from the world the part that i don't admit too because it hurts to dream to have hope to try again to laugh and cry within the arms of another to be held through the night and dream of waking up next to you everyday of another child...... time will tell me if this is real or an illusion my heart may have already decided.... if you can handle that then just maybe i can dream again and slip into sleep in your arms and be loved.....?
How F***ed Up I Am
You scored as normal. ok so your normal!! lucky younormal100%kinda f***ed up69%really f***ed up!!44%How F***ed up are you?created with
New Job.
so i got a new job today. at a car dealership. do you KNOW how depressing it will be to take the bus to work at a car dealership? ugh.
About The New Contest
Sexiest man w/o a shirt contest. im going to have my first contest... 1. comment bombing is allowed 2. you may comment bomb yourself 3. top prize mens rolex 4. 2nd prize mens ring 5. 3rd prize mens bracelet 6. you may enter yourself or someone else.. get their permission the contest will start when i have 10 men running. this will last 7 days... broken_hearted420 ĆŦ¬­­­­МǎҒїǻ@ CherryTAP plz get ahold of me soon
What Way Am I Attractive?
You scored as Funny. Ha ha ha! You crack people up without much effort. People are attracted by your funniness. Way to go; everyone loves joking people!Funny90%Different70%Smart67%Beautiful/Handsome60%Sexual53%In What Way Are You Attractive?created with
A Lil About Me...
Well... where to start. I'm 29 years old. I live in Kansas with my boyfriend of 4 years, 2 rats (yes they are in our house on purpose) and a small bunch of fish. I grew up in New Hampshire and moved here because I had friends here and because it's a LOT cheaper to live here. I enjoy living in Kansas for the most part and don't see myself moving back to NH any time soon. I have an interesting job as a phone sex operator which I have been doing for the past 3 years and I totally love. I get to hang out at home. Make my own hours. No commute and no dress code. AND I get to cum for a living! Not too shabby if you ask me. Thats about all I can think of for right now but I'm sure I'll come up with more later *winks* (oh and YES those ARE my real pics!)
How Much Lust Do You Have?
Your Lust Quotient: 55% You are definitely a lustful person, but you do a good job of hiding it. Your friends would be surprised to know that your secretly very wild! How Much Lust Do You Have?
The Box
the dark is cold and everlasting there is nothingness all around i reach for the light as it slowly diminishes i cry out i plead please not the dark i make myself very small i do not matter here the dark is slowly embracing me i take all that is good and wrap myself around it i must protect the last glimmer of light this box will not be my resting place i hold my soul close the monster in the box approaches he reaches for the goods i whimper and squeeze my soul the monster swipes at me and thats when i realize the box is inside of me
Mah Friendliest Cherry Contest (from Da Owl!)
Mah Friendliest Cherry Contest (from da Owl!) Imma Pimpin Mah Dragon! Click the link, and go vote for her... this is a RATINGS contest people, you go and click the lil 10 cherry , that's all! It's SOOOOO EASY! So go, do me a favor and click, and RATE HER! If ya do, come back here and leave me a lil message... and I'll owe ya a personal favor. Thanks! - Void
You scored as Earth. You have a mother personality. Much like the earth, you care for everyone whether you know them or not. A lot of people abuse your good nature, but you don't mind, as long as their happy. You're in touch with reality, and very reliable. You're not too stressed taking everything a bit at a time, many people find comfort in this behavior. Parties are most likely not your thing, you probably prefer hanging out in small groups with a couple of your friends.Please Tell me what you think! Negative feedback VERY welcome! Tell me how to fix it! :) Earth100%Light75%Darkness75%Fire63%Air56%Ice56%Water19%What Element Are You? (BOY+GIRL ANIME PICS & DETAILED ANSWERS)created with
What Colour Am I?
You scored as Red. Just like Red, you fit most catergories. Red can be used to describe danger, and danger is what you are all about. You possibly tend not to follow the rules, are not afraid of most things and know exactly what you want. Red can also be described as the colour of 'love' and this is your weakness. You are an absolute sucker for romance and your usual stubborn shell falls when in the presense of someone you like. You are passionate, beautiful and alluring to the eye.Red100%Orange89%Yellow83%Blue72%White72%Black67%Purple56%Pink50%Green50%Which Colour Represents You???created with
hey checkout my profile and watch the two videos and let me know what you think
I"m sorry people but I have to vent every now and then. Please let me just enjoy it! I'm tired of the act, I"m tired of the game. I just want to be able to be there without you always trying to compete. I"ve never had to deal with someone who's personality is all need. It's become draining to me. I'm tired of the fact that when someone talks to me you have to interrupt to tell a stupid story for attention because guess what no one cares! Your stories are all the same there is nothing intersting about them. As soon as people see you they run. I mean that literally. People naturally gravitate to me. I am a happy, funny , sweet girl, I don't fight with anyone, I don't put anyone down I am just myself and that's enough for me any everyone else. If they like me they life me if they don't then they don't I don't worry about that it's there problem. Just because they hug me or tickle me or invite me out, or flirt or whatever doesn't mean you have to get all upset because they don't do it
What Is Your Hottest Bedroom Accessory?
Your hottest bedroom accessory is yourself You are damn hot and you don’t need anything else to help you seduce your man or woman. To you, the look of your bedroom comes in second to all of your bedroom activities. Take this quiz at
hi everone do you reaily want to see me nick?
Happy Pre-valentine's Day!
And this is for my VALENTINE: ¸.•´¸.•*´¨) ¸.•*¨) ¸.•´¸.•*´¨) (¸.•´ (¸.•` * ¸.•´¸.•*´¨) ¸.•*¨) ........|___|..........|___|... ........|000|..........|000|... ........|000|..........|000|... ........|000|..........|000|... ........|000|..........|000|... .........\00/..........\00/.... CHEERS ..........\0/...........\0/.... TO ...........||............||.... OUR ...........||............||.... FRIENDSHIP! ...........||............||.... .........._||_.........._||_... ............................... .¸.•*¨)¸.•*¨)(¸.•´...¸.•´¸.•*´¨) H A P P Y V A L E N T I N E S !!! Who is going to be my Valentine on Valentine\'s Day???
Just Take Me As I Am!!!
You get what you see , you dont like it , dont look at it!!! peace!!!
outgoing personality. takes risks. feeds on attention. no self control. kind hearted. self confident. loud VERY revengeful. easy to get along with and talk to. has an "everything's peachy" attitude. likes talking and singing. loves music. daydreamer. easily distracted. Hates not being trusted. BIG imagination. loves to be loved. hates studying. in need of "that someone". longs for freedom. rebellious when withheld or restricted. lives by "no pain no gain" caring. always a suspect. playful. mysterious. "charming" or "beautiful" to a special person. stubborn.
How Sexual Am I?
You scored as Very Kinky. You are very Kinky. Yuo are not over the top but you like kinky arousements and you are willing to try something new every time. You will make a very fun sex partnerVery Kinky70%A Sicko40%Average30%A WUSS !!20%How sexual are youcreated with
What Is Your Sexual Iq
You have a sexual IQ of 98 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at
New Found Freedom!
hey there to all of my friends, i just wnted to tell you all(who care) that im not on here very much due to some major changes in my life. ive been recovering from a divorce from an unhappy,frigid and constricting "relationship", and have been working even harder than usual to pay the mortgage on my own. thats right, i got the house and all of the furniture(different huh?), as well as my dignity and freedom to be myself once again! anyway, i apologise if ive neglected anyone at all, IM BACK!
Ideal Drug
You scored as Cocaine. Be careful, this drug is very addicting, and you can build a tolerance quickly. Cocaine88%Marijuana75%None!63%Mushrooms63%Alcohol63%Ecstacy63%Inhalents56%What's your ideal drug?created with hahahahahaha
from Mozart's Requiem. Thanks for helping me find that, Falameezer!! This song truly gives me a physical reaction. It makes me all amped and daydreamy. Dripping with tragedy and passion, this song is.
Watching Jackass
I really love Johnny Koxville, he's at a sporting goods store to do a little boxing. He's just so good. He's wearing pink.
What Is Your Favorite Thing To Say In The Bedroom?
Your favorite thing to say in the bedroom is:Why won’t it stop Take this quiz at
Buy it, use it, break it, fix it, Trash it, change it, melt - upgrade it, Charge it, pawn it, zoom it, press it, Snap it, work it, quick - erase it, Write it, cut it, paste it, save it, Load it, check it, quick - rewrite it, Plug it, play it, burn it, rip it, Drag and drop it, zip - unzip it, Lock it, fill it, curl it, find it, View it, coat it, jam - unlock it, Surf it, scroll it, pose it, click it, Cross it, crack it, twitch - update it, Name it, rate it, tune it, print it, Scan it, send it, fax - rename it, Touch it, bring it, obey it, watch it, Turn it, leave it, stop - format it. [2x] Technologic [4x] Buy it, use it, break it, fix it, Trash it, change it, melt - upgrade it, Charge it, pawn it, zoom it, press it, Snap it, work it, quick - erase it, Write it, cut it, paste it, save it, Load it, check it, quick - rewrite it, Plug it, play it, burn it, rip it, Drag and drop it, zip - unzip it, Lock it, fill it, curl it, find it, View it, coat it, jam - un
Marvel Superhero?
You scored as Elektra. After her father was murdered by assassins, Elektra avenged him by killing his murderers. Now a vigilante and assassin, Elektra travels the world looking for new challenges. She has incredible martial arts skills and is deadly with any weapon---especially her long daggers. Elektra100%The Invisible Girl100%The Punisher100%Mr. Fantastic95%Blade90%The Hulk80%Storm80%Daredevil75%The Human Torch70%Spider-Man65%Wolverine
Stupid People
Annoyances of daily life... the worst of those are incredibly stupid people. People who just don't get it. People who blame the wrong person/organization. People who think just because it's your job to answer the phone, that you are even MORE stupid than they are. Stupid people who think that "8 to 15 days" means either 8 or 15 days. Hey, STUPID PEOPLE! It MEANS that it's an ESTIMATE of time, not of ACTUAL time. Stupidity beyond stupidity. How is it my fault that the IRS is so incredibly slow one week, and crazy fast the next? People are truly undereducated. How do people fuck up the alphabet? A comes before B and so on... but I guess, if it wasn't for such stupid people, I might not look as smart as I do! THANK YOU STUPID PEOPLE!
What Is Your Sexual Nickname
carla's sexual nickname: "She-bop" Take this quiz at
Valentine's Day: Day Of Ick & Mush
So, Valentine's Day is coming up. And, I kinda hate Valentine's Day. And not because I'm single, or lonely, or blah blah... any of those whiny "woe is me" things you hear about V-Day. And not because, um, let's face it -- I'm not much of a romantic. Hearts with doilies? Boxes of chocolate? Mushy cards? Soooo not my style. I mean, noone who knows me would call me emotionally reserved. I'm affectionate. I'm loving. I have no problems expressing my feelings for people. I just don't ... get mushy. (Although, I'll take flowers. I LOVE flowers. I was spoiled, with my first two boyfriends, who loved to give me flowers. But in the last twelve years, I've only gotten flowers from my dad. OK, so my dad rocks, but c'mon. I deserve some flowers sometimes, right?) No, mostly I hate Valentine's Day because it's... well, tacky. And stupid. I mean, do I need a special day to tell someone I love him? Do I need an excuse to go out for a nice dinner? I'd rather he buy me flower
Marine Mail Call
(received from Shrinky) During mail call one evening at Marine Corps boot camp, I received several letters from home. The drill instructor was getting irritated at having to keep calling my name. "You must have a lot of people at home who like you, huh?" he barked. "Sir, no, sir!" I shouted. "Oh, so you're calling me a liar?" goaded the DI. Trained as a Marine to think quickly on my feet, I yelled out, "Sir, creditors, sir!" The DI had to leave the room so we wouldn't see him laughing.
Am I In Love?
You scored as Hell Yea. U are totally in love, u would do anything to be with this person and u would die for them.Hell Yea100%Sounds More Like Lust67%Hell No33%Are u in love???????created with
What Friend Am I
You scored as Phoebe. You're Phoebe. You come across as a bit weird and ditzy but you're fun loving.Phoebe80%Chandler75%Joey55%Rachel55%Monica50%Ross50%Which Friend are you?created with
*my Sexual Hidden Talent!*
Using your mouth Your sexual hidden talent is your ability to use your mouth. You are incredibly sensual, a great kisser and a seductive lover. You drive all of your partners crazy with your mouth. Take this quiz at
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Never Forget Valentines
Mark forgot Valentines day and his wife was really ticked off at him. She told him, "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes 0-200 in under 6 seconds, AND IT BETTER BE THERE." The next morning, Mark got up really early. When his wife woke up a couple of hours later, she looked out the window, and sure enough, there was a small gift wrapped box sitting in the middle of the driveway. Confused the wife put on her robe, ran out to the driveway, and took the box into the house. She opened it, and found a brand new bathroom scale.... Mark is not yet well enough to have visitors.....
Love Requires Loss
Stalking his prey from the shadows, Feeling the beast grow bigger inside, Hunger is taking over his thoughts, An unsuspecting victim in the night, Turns just in time to be bitten, The Dark Master fulfills his thirst, Before leaving his victim he erases the memory, As the Master of the night heads to his lair, His lady cries out to him, needing him, his protection, The Lord turns towards his lady's direction, He reaches her just before she let's go, She says his name with her last breath, As he holds her lifeless body in his arms, he feels lost, Tears start rolling down his face, an emotion so new to him, He stays with his lady til the morning sun beckons for him to ground, Instead of taking hes sleep, this Dark Lord gives himself to the light, To forever be with his Lady Love.
What Kinda Kisser I Am
You scored as Romantic Kisser. Good for you! You know how to kiss and hopefully you have a certain someone to experience a serge of happiness with. If not, it doesnt hurt to flirt kiss a little hehe. Just dont get carried away. Romantic kissing is always a plus! Kissing is an art keep it up and youll be really good! Here some tips: 1. Be ready 2. no smoking 3. start slow 4. up the intensity 5. develop rhythm 6. change it up 7. pay attention to hands 8. experiment 9. respond 10. repeatYippy Ki Yay!94%Romantic Kisser94%Your more of a class act than youre giving yourself credit for31%How good do you kiss?created with
Contest Update.
Just a reminder dat if mah page gets ranked in deh top 1000 on deh site or if i get rockstar level deh prizes for the ladies go to month blast, 7 day and 3 day fo sho!
Ok 1 More Chance
same cd the song is fly to the angel,s can you tell me who it is for all you rocker,s
Top 10 Things That Chap My Ass
A Mistress's Whore
Break out the whips Bust out the chains Its time to have fun Inflicting some pains You entered this place With total curiosity Not really knowing About this ferocity There you found More than you imagined A part of your life That you never impassioned Women all over the room Welcoming you in Then you spot the one To tame the submissive within She leads you to her room You’re at the door She opens it up As you stare at the floor Grabbing your hand She leads you inside Being your first time The nerves you can’t hide She senses your fears Knowing her job well Making you comfortable You come out of your shell Removing your clothes Without saying a word Baring your skin So no barrier is incurred Tossing you on the bed Leather straps not far away She bends down to you Whispering “Let’s Play” Leaning over you Strapping you down Making sure you can’t move She starts to go down Running her fingers Over your member She squeezes
Ever Wanted To Be A Cartoon
Have you ever thought it would be cool to have a cartoon character made in the likeness of you (or how you would like to look)? I have always thought it would be great. I have a friend, Skyeboy(AKA:K. Douglas MacRae).... He is an amazing artist....... (click banner to see for yourself) He has generously offered 50% off (for a limited time) to members of CherryTAP! If you have any questions you can ask me or email him, his email is on the banner above. Check out his work I think you will be amazed at some of the things he has done.... and you may even recognise some too.
What Piercing Am I?
You scored as Tongue Piercing. You're a naughty person aren't you? Being with you is probably lots and lots of fun. You're probably totally pimpin' too. Good for you, good for you.Dirty Piercings100%Labret Piercing100%Tongue Piercing100%Earlobe Piercing90%Nipples90%Cartilage Piercing80%Belly Button Piercing70%Lip Piercing40%Nose Piercing10%What Piercing Are You?created with
haveing a cold 1 and jamming to the song desperately can you tell me who sing,s it??? i have the cd
Hey everyone I only need 53 more points till Im not freshmeat. Help me by rating me, and Ill hit you back
What Crazy Thing Are You Aroused By?
As it turns out, Molly is aroused by ... Skipping ropes 'What crazy thing are you aroused by?' at
First Entry
Hows it going??? new to this world ,been hanging out with the 360 crowd a friend says I needed to check this out
What Is Your Sexual Hidden Talent?
Using your mouth Your sexual hidden talent is your ability to use your mouth. You are incredibly sensual, a great kisser and a seductive lover. You drive all of your partners crazy with your mouth. Take this quiz at
Impressing A Man Or A Woman!
HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN 1. Compliment her. 2. Respect her. 3. Honour her. 4. Cuddle her. 5. Kiss her. 6. Caress her. 7. Love her. 8. Stroke her. 9. Tease her. 10. Comfort her. 11. Protect her. 12. Hug her. 13. Hold her. 14. Spend money on her. 15. Wine and dine her. 16. Listen to her. 17. Care for her. 18. Stand by her. 19. Support her. 20. Go to the ends of the Earth for her. HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN 1. Show up naked. 2. Bring food.
How Will You Be Defined In The Sexual Dictionary?
Molly -- [noun]:A steamy steamy shower 'How will you be defined in the sexual
Sexual Catch Phrase
Molly's Sexual Catch-Phrase is... "Where's the mama?" 'What is your sexual catchphrase? at
A Lover's Kiss
Standing there at the sink He walked up behind her Feeling his hands Sliding around her waist She felt his breath The heat against her neck Soft lips brushing her skin Making the tingling start In the back of her neck Slowly soft lips Move to her ear Sucking in her lobe Teeth scraping it on release Heat building inside He turns her around Facing him Looking into his eyes His head lowers Her head rises Heartbeats race Their lips meet Soft Gentle Caressing She feels his tongue Parting her lips Deepening the passion Bodies aching His tongue found hers Dancing together Exploring She moans Knowing how she feels He lifts her up The kiss deepening As her legs wrap around him He carries her off Up the stairs Still not breaking The kiss they share
My Thoughts For Tonight
hi everyone this is one of those if you care you care if you dont care you dont care blogs. but 3 weeks ago i had the joy of meeting a wonderful 12yr old that was a guest speaker at a meeting i ran. here is a little history about me so you understand why i had to run the meeting where the 12yr old was speaking.i am a member of the Kinsmen club of Preston which is a service club like the lions and kiwanis or Optimist. which is only found in Canada. last year in june i took on the role of Cystic Fibrosis service director for the 2006-2007 year. and my job was to help raise money and awareness of CF which May is CF month. so on January 23rd me and my kinette counterpart ran a CF Night which was a formal night and a catered meal and a guest took me months just to plan for the night. and on that night we had our district 1 governor there with his wife as well as the CF directors from district 1 and the zone A CF reps as well and of course 12yr old Amber Shewfelt who has CF and he
What World Do I Live In?
You scored as The world of child. You see your world through the eyes of child. Everytying is fresh and new, and the small things alway fancinate you. To see a world much different clickThe World of Mystery80%The world of child80%The world of a romantic80%The high rollers world70%The fantasy world65%What world do you live in? (PICTURES)created with
Sexual Zodiac
Leo Since you are such an attention craver, you are into wearing the sexiest clothes and going straight for the sexiest person in the room. You like secure people who are genuine and have a good fashion sense. In bed, you like to get all of the attention, so you need a partner who can worship you for the hottie that you are. You like to dance and strip for your partner and you enjoy buying the sexiest lingere for yourself. Sex matches: Aries, Sagittarius, Libra Take this quiz at
My Sex Bisness Card
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Help Comment Bomb My Friend Pls
pls come help comment bomb one of my best friends bigdaddy he needs all the comment bombing he can get pls come help.if you can help him i will try my best to return the love so pls come vote ty so much
Work In Progress - Continuation 2
this is continued from previous The black mirror grew darker as the man in it became visibly angry. "You have to endure this last trial if you ever want to find peace in life after death, boyo. Take each journey with each different burden and grow from it. After shedding off your weights, then you'll have nothing to hold you back. You'll really soar then, boyo." Willie sighed and ran a hand through what ratty blonde hair was still on his balding head. "You just got back from Maskim Xul's Cathedral. What the hell wen' on there that you were cast back 'ere like that? And why in the blazes did you take a girl from his choir? He's got to be throwin' one hell of a unholy bitchfit in there." I slowly explained in detail, between bolts of throbbing pain, the events that followed after seeking out the girl I saw in the orchard. I never said anything about my dream or seeing the girl before I died though. "The head said that? Word for word? Her suffering was greater and you go
Can Anyone Work This Out Lol
Hi Cherries just wondering how you do a salute got pic taken says to level up post a when i try it says got to wait till next level...go figure can anyone help?
Dj's Are Mind Readers
DJs ARE EXPERT MIND READERS When requesting a song from the DJ, just say "play my song", or "it goes something like this" then hum a few bars! We have a chip implanted in our heads with an unlimited database with the favorite tunes of every patron who ever walked into a bar & all songs ever recorded, so feel free to be vague, we love the challenge. If we do not remember exactly what tune you want, we're only kidding. DJs know every song ever recorded, so keep humming. Hum harder if need be ... it helps jog the memory. If a DJ tells you they do not know a song you want to hear, they either forgot that they know the tune or they are just putting you on. Try singing a few words for the DJ. Any words. It also helps to scream your request from across the room several times per set followed by the phrases, "AW COME ON!" and, "YOU SUCK!" Exaggerated hand gestures expressing disapproval from the dance floor are a big help as well, such as the thumbs down or your middle
Action Hero ?
You scored as Lara Croft. A thrill-seeking, slightly unscrupulous, tough-as-nails archaeologist, Lara Croft travels the world in search of ancient relics perhaps better left hidden. She packs two Colt .45s and has no fear of jumping off buildings, exploring creepy tombs, or taking on evil meglomaniacs bent on world domination. Lara Croft96%Batman, the Dark Knight83%El Zorro83%Captain Jack Sparrow79%Neo, the "One"75%James Bond, Agent 00767%The Amazing Spider-Man67%Maximus67%William Wallace63%The Terminator63%Indiana Jones
Lets Get Drunk
ok lets get drunk cause im not going to be around for a few weeks moving and getting back on cable internet wohoooooooooo no more shitty dailup so lets get drunk and wild
Things That Chap My Ass...
I AM SOOOOO BORED!!! Work = Lame!
My Mood
s i sit here typen how my mood is,some people think my life is wonderful and grand. only a few select knows what ive been through in the past year and a half. so much mental abuse i have taken within the past that it has taken a toll on me in a way that it is hard to forget, thats why i work 2 jobs so that i can try to foget the past but hasnt worked,i'm fine wile i'm worken but when i have a day or night off it comes back and beats me down, hard for me to have a social life , its scary because it makes me think i will go through the same mess over . i tried to have a relationship with someone special to me but couldnt not that i dont but its just hard for me right now. i have seen people go through mental abuse in the past but now i know how they feel and it hurts from deep in the heart , feels worse than loosing a loved one cause u get so beat up inside that u start beliving wut that person said u r, sorry for the messed up blog but this is how i feel, i want to have a r
Real Friends
Real friends are the ones who survive transitions between address books. Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools talk because they have to say something. Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote. Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others. (¯`*-♥:¦:-♥ °´¯) `*.¸.*´~Hugs ~~smiles~~ ¸.•´¸.♥•*¨) ¸.•*¨) (¸.•´ (¸.•´ ¸.•*¨)♥ (¸.•´ (¸.•´Have a great weekend¸.•*¨) (¸.•´
If You Dont Give A Damn...i Dont Give A Fuck!
That pretty much explains it all...and how I feel at the moment!
Alone For Valentines Day Again
Well valentines day is coming and i guess i will be alone again 4 yrs alone,no dating no boyfriend nothing, really and honestly.I just can not seem to meet any good guys and the ones that do ask are, not my type or either drunks, no job just not what i want,please someone send me flowers.....
Ten Puns
1. Two vultures board an airplane, each is carrying two dead raccoons. The stewardess looks at them and says, "I'm sorry, gentlemen, only one carrion allowed per passenger." 2. Two fish swim into a concrete wall. The one turns to the other and says "Dam!" 3. Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in the craft. Unsurprisingly it sank, proving once again that you can't have your kayak and heat it too. 4. Two hydrogen atoms meet. One says "I've lost my electron." The other says "Are you sure?" The first replies "Yes, I'm positive." 5. Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused Novocaine during a root canal? He wanted to transcend dental medication. 6. A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off. "Because", he said, "I can't stand chess-nuts boas
Virgin Plz Be Gentle
Awesome site,, glady except help,,,,,,,LOL
We sometimes forget that - ultimately - we don't matter.
That Whacky Day Of Valentine's.
Special days come and go, seemingly faster every year. Christmas seemed like just a regular day... Granted I had a horrid case of the flu and a couple broken ribs. Still, it just didn't feel that way. Now Valentine's Day is coming, for me just another regular day. Let's see... It's been *mumbles* years since I've had a reason to be happy about the holiday, let alone buy something for that special lady. Then again, that would actually require me having a special lady. haha Being all the heartbreak I've been through over the years, I kind of gave up on the whole love thing for a very long time. For some silly reason the emptiness of being alone, seemed better than the pain of a broken heart. Show's how much I know, right? Still, I am leary of the whole thing, paranoid of being hurt and afraid of being rejected. Life lessons have taught me that seems to be the way to go. In all serious though, being alone on the day of love, or in general, sucks a biggin'. Always ha
Detroit Lions Joke Lol
Detroit , MI (AP) - A seven-year-old boy was at the center of a Detroit courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him. The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with child custody law and regulations requiring that family unity be maintained to the degree possible. The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her. When the judge then suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy cried out that they also beat him. After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who should have custody of him. After two recesses to check legal references and confer with child welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custo
I See Hell In Your Eyes (revised)
i wake up, my eye lids singed shut my flesh is burning, tormented with desire my skin blistering from the heat i feel so unloved and so much alone the air smells of pain, tear soaked misery the wind blows lashes across my back the heat goes on i gasp for air as my lungs fill with pain i reach for the heavens and receive more of the same my heart barely beating, so weak and frail this is a glimpse of my personal hell i tear open my eyes so that i may see what torment and pain is confronting me the sky's still blue and the grass growing green nothing on fire as far as can be seen my eye focus in and to my surprise the pain that i feel is coming from your eyes you said you would always love me till the end this be true until the day you met him and took my heart with you
Vote For Gh0st!
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Naked Pics!
The IDEA is to VOTE FOR BOTH OF US! Create Your Glitter Text Immortal Love and Jellybean are in Orly’s Friendliest Cherry contest! THIS IS A RATES CONTEST. So we would love it if all of you our wonderful friends would go to each of our pics and give a rate!!! You can leave a comment as well if you wish! Keep in mind if we lose we will get pwned with dirty weeds and that will make us VERY VERY Sad! Think of all the times we have helped you out!!!! DON’T LET US GET Create Your Glitter Text CLICK ON OUR PICS TO VOTE Immortal Love Jellybean
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This Is To My Family, Friends And Fans
This is a hard blog to write but I wanted all of you to know. If you guys don't see me on tap in a while here's why. Back in 2000 I had my first heart attack, I've been on meds since then. In 2004 I had heart cath with two stints put in. Now because of alot of stress and heartbreak in the past few months, I had another attack on Jan 17th. Since then everyday seems to be a struggle with chest pains and other things. I've refused further treatments because I simply don't want to go through all of that and I don't want to pay for some doctor's new Mercedes. I've gotten everything in order, there are no loose ends dangling. My brother's kids will get their college education and he's going to be more secure too. I've even taken care of my ex-wife and the last woman I loved and will ever love inspite of what has happened between us. To all of you, I've enjoyed being a part of Cherry Tap since Christmas Day. You guys have been great, especially a couple of you that I grown very fond
Vote For The Sexy Juggalo Thrill Hammer!!
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Missing Him
Missing you The beauty of the night is in the sight of your eyes The light of the moon in your smile And the world is worth nothing without u because u are my love and only love Since we first met, u enchanted me, filled my life with happiness Always told me that people were the last ones we care about because it was all about us Ur words overwhelmed me I was astonished when you were around I got lost when u were gone because my love, since u came into my life everything around me was altered by the touch of joy u brought along But right now; I miss the eyes the words the smile the glance the touch the love but above all I miss the man
Why Do So Many Good People Die?
Well, it's another real sad week for me this week. A dear friend of mine that I used to date was lost to the sea. He was a ships' pilot and fell into the bay and the Coast Guard didn't find him. We had dated for a while and he was a really nice man. We just didn't want the same thing, but remained friends. I hadn't heard from him recently. Imagine my shock when I came home from work the other day and turned on the tv and there on the news was the report about what had happened to him. I couldn't believe it! I prayed that maybe it was a mistake somehow or if it was him, that they would find him alive. But realistically I knew that would not be the case. It was during the coldest time of the winter, the water was 39 degrees, six foot seas and 20-25 knot winds. He leaves behind a Daughter, Son and some Grandchildren. Bless his soul and I hope that he's lookin down on me from that great big ship in the sky and smiling that familiar smile and callin me kiddo like he always did. RIP LynnD.
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True Love
It was a busy morning, approximately 8:30 a.m., when an elderly gentleman in his 80's, arrived to have stitches removed from his thumb. He stated that he was in a hurry as he had an appointment at 9:00 am. I took his vital signs and had him take a seat, knowing it would be over an hour before someone would to able to see him. I saw him looking at his watch and decided, since I was not busy with another patient, I would evaluate his wound. On exam, it was well healed, so I talked to one of the doctors, got the needed supplies to remove his sutures and redress his wound. While taking care of his wound, we began to engage in conversation. I asked him if he had another doctor's appointment this morning, as he was in such a hurry. The gentleman told me no, that he needed to go to the nursing home to eat breakfast with his wife. I then inquired as to her health. He told me that she had been there for a while and that she was a victim of Alzheimer's disease. As we talked, I asked
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Another badass quiz from eSPIN-the-Bottle... Are You Hot or Cool? MY RESULT:Hot You live fast and love excitement. And you’re totally hot. What makes you so hot? Well, it’s your energy – you’ve got enough of it to start a bonfire (so please be careful around dry leaves). Plus, you’ve got a red-hot attitude, ready to burst into flames of awesomeness at any moment. Extreme hotness comes with its fair share of problems. Like, your air conditioning bills go through the roof. But more than that, your red-hot attitude can lead to a boiling temper. Be sure to cool down a little bit if you feel yourself overheating. And pass some of that heat around! Take This Quiz!
Vote For Brandi!!
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Shrinky's Blonde And Her Naked Men Joke Lol Please Read And Enjoy!
The Blonde &Her Naked Men A blonde's car breaks down on the Interstate one day. So she eases it over onto the shoulder of the road. She carefully steps out of the car and opens the trunk. Out jump two men in trench coats who walk to the rear of the vehicle where they stand facing oncoming traffic and begin opening their coats and exposing their nude bodies to approaching drivers... Not surprisingly, one of the worst pileups in history of this highway occurs. It's not very long before a police car shows up. The cop, clearly enraged, runs toward the blonde of the disabled vehicle yelling, "What the hell is going on here?" "My car broke down," says the lady, calmly. "Well, what are these perverts doing here by the road?!" asks the cop... And she said.... (This is good...) (Ready?) (Remember, she's a blonde...) LOL "Those are my emergency flashers!" she replied.
Vote For Her!!!
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Shrinky's Einstein Joke Lol Please Read
March 14 was the anniversary of Albert Einstein's birthday... he would have been 107. Few remember that the Nobel Prize winner married his cousin, Elsa Lowenthal, after his first marriage dissolved in 1919. He stated that he was attracted to Elsa because she was well endowed, and postulated that if you are attracted to women with large breasts, the attraction is stronger if there is a DNA connection. This came to be known as Einstein's Theory of Relative Titty! LOL hahaha. Another funny Shrinky's jokes. He loves to laugh and make his friends smile as well!
How I Am In Bed Lol
You scored as Sex God. You are a master at sex. You make your partner weak in the knees, and you know it. You've had the practice, and you've read the books, but don't get too cocky (pun intended) or you'll get put into place.Sex God80%A Romantic65%A Slave To BDSM63%Virgin28%How are you in bedcreated with
Trip To Atlanta
Being up all day Wednesday trying to manage a nap but could not due to the 'sprucing up' that required the handyman to be inside the house for a time. Took all narcotics with us and password protected the computer as they needed to be in this house while we were in Atlanta. Had daughter-in-law house sit while they were in the house. I did not want her or the handman's young sons that were helping him peeking in our stuff soo I password protected the puter! Nephew showed up at about 2:15am, loaded up the scooter and we were on our way to Atlanta. Nephew as normal was all over the road and I had no problems staying awake. Stopped just out of Atlanta and refueled the truck before going through the major headache of Atlanta. Got to the VA hosp around 5 am-central time. Going through Atlanta was horrid! We were hoping the traffic would be light that early in the morning, noooooo! It was just as bad as the 5 pm rush hour. Had to call out nephew's name as he was approaching t
eternity You’re perfect for me in every possible way, I love you so much no matter what you do or say, Our love is like art, a faultless design, I’m proud to say that I’m yours and you are mine, What I feel is deeper than any ocean, No word could truly describe this emotion, More divine than any pleasure, The length of my love is impossible to measure, As time goes on it still doesn't decay, I’ll love you the same as yesterday or today, When I’m with you it feels like my heart is flying, Love so true is undying, Thank you for all the times that we share, Love like ours is so rare, My love for you grows like height, Since I met you I seem to have lost my sight, What I feel for you I’ll never hide, Never leave you; I’ll be by your side, I’ll always love you, this I swear, I promise you I’ll always be there. Made specially for Joel
Who Is The True Me?
The True You You want your girlfriend or boyfriend to be more relaxed, calm, and composed. With respect to money, you spend as little as possible. You think good luck doesn't exist - reality is built on practicalities. The hidden side of your personality tends to be a little selfish. You only do what interests you. You are tend to think about others' feelings a lot, perhaps because you are so eager to be liked. When it comes to finding a romantic partner, you base your search on information from your friends. Who's The True You?
A Real Friendship Wish
Tired of all those sissy "friendship" poems that always sound so goodie-goodie, but never actually come close to reality! Well, here are a series of promises that really address what true friendship is all about: 1. When you are sad - I will help get you drunk and plot revenge against the sorry jerk who made you sad. After all, if you hate them, then so do I! We'll hate them together. 2. When you are blue - I will try to dislodge the candy that's choking you. Once it's cleared & you feel better, I'll treat you to a hot fudge sundae with whipped creme and a cherry on top, down at the beach. 3. When you smile - I will know you finally got some. And it was good... 4. When you are scared - I will tease you about it, unmercifully, every chance I get. And rent the movie "Psycho," just to calm your nerves, while we eat buttered popcorn & drink coke... You, of course, will already have the chocolate ready... 5. When you are worried - I will tell you horrible stories about
(from Shrinky) Brain Association
A South American scientist from Argentina , after a lengthy study, has discovered that people with insufficient brain activity read their e-mail with their hand on the mouse. Don't bother taking it off now, it's too late! LOL
Alan And A Broke Arm
What Is My Love Type?
Your Love Type: ENFJ The Giver In love, you give your all and feel guilty when relationships fail. For you, sex is not seperate from love and caring. Overall, you are humorous, giving, and motivational. However, you tend to be over-protective and critical of your partner. Best matches: INFP or ISFP What's Your Love Type?
1981 & 2005 -- Is It A Coincidence???
Interesting year 1981 and 2005 please read Interesting Year 1981 1. Prince Charles got married 2. Liverpool crowned soccer Champions of Europe 3. Australia lost the Ashes tournament. 4. Pope Died Interesting Year 2005 1. Prince Charles got married 2. Liverpool crowned soccer Champions of Europe 3. Australia lost the Ashes tournament 4. Pope Died Lesson Learned? - The next time Charles gets married, someone warn the Pope .. LOL
What's My Sin?
I was hoping for something better... Another badass quiz from eSPIN-the-Bottle... What's Your Sin? MY RESULT:Gluttony You want it all! (As long as it’s coated in sugar and deep-fried.) You’ve got a passion for material possessions, especially the edible kind. And once you get started, you often don’t know when to stop. It’s time to change your ways. You’ve gotta learn that having fun is one thing, but shoving Snickers bars down your throat until you hurl is quite another. Then, and only then, will we let you have a bite of our danish. Take This Quiz!
Be Back Later
wishing all a good weekend see ya in a few
What Colour Is My Heart?
You scored as Blue. Your heart is blue. You are a very calm and relaxed person. You are very caring and like helping others. You\'re grateful for what you have in life, even if it\'s not perfect. People love you for who you are, don\'t ever change that- it\'s what makes you the great person that you are.Blue89%Pink82%Black71%Yellow71%White64%Orange61%Green61%Purple57%Red57%~What colour is your heart?~created with
My Secret Forbidden Crush
Another badass quiz from eSPIN-the-Bottle... Who’s Your Secret Forbidden Crush? MY RESULT:Your Parents’ Enemy’s Kid You’re right smack in the middle of the world’s most classic forbidden love story. (Y’know, Romeo and Juliet? Or maybe you skipped that day of English class.) True love knows no boundaries, but we hope you think twice before agreeing to any suicide pacts or deadly potions. You’re better off with someone you can date while you’re still alive. If you love forbidden love (and we know you do), you must see the ultimate forbidden love story – Blood and Chocolate. It’s about a beautiful young werewolf who dares to fall in love with a man. It’s haunting and passionate, and it might even offer you some tips for scoring your own forbidden crush. Take This Quiz!
"the Sky Over The Apocalypse"
"The Sky Over The Apocalypse" The fires of my immortal pain Let the wickedness seep out of my skin Whatever your wants and desires may be Burn my soul, oh so deep and dark Because I know the wicked will come again Stare at the red sky that appears like blood All night I stand and wonder in utter dismay What was it that was not done so right? What did I do to deserve all this? You locked away behind those gates of that world Its your wonderful wonderland Welcome to my hell Its your wonderful wonderland This is your hell too © By: Brian Dooley Sunday, December 15, 2002
It's Someones Birthday Tomorrow..
Yup that would be me! Leave me some love for my drunken ass to come home to tonight.. gettin my drink on with my friends @ North Beach in Downers Grove! then tomorrow is a 21+ show with my favorite local band in Elmhurst! WOOT!
ENLIGHTENMENT by Swami Beyondananda 1. Be a Fundamentalist--make sure the Fun always comes before the mental. Realize that life is a situation comedy that will never be canceled. A laugh track has been provided, and the reason why we are put in the material world is to get more material. Have a good laughs twice a day, and that will ensure regular hilarity. 2. Remember that each of us has been given a special gift, just for entering - so you are already a winner! 3. The most powerful tool on the planet today is Tell-A-Vision. That is where I tell a vision to you, and you tell a vision to me. That way, if we don't like the programming we're getting, we can simply change the channel. 4. Life is like photography. You use the negative to develop. 5. It is true. As we go through life thinking heavy thoughts, thought particles tend to get caught between the ears, causing a condition called truth decay. So be sure to use mental floss twice a day. And when you're tempted to pra
I Need...
new barbells... both for my tongue and eyebrow LoL... i also need a backrub XD
The Soldier
THE SOLDIER --author Unknown A story is told about a soldier who is finally coming home after having fought in Vietnam. He called his parents from San Francisco. "Mom and Dad, I'm coming home, but I've a favor to ask. I have a friend I'd like to bring home with me." "Sure," they replied, "we'd love to meet him." "There's something you should know," the son continues, "he was hurt pretty badly in the fighting. He stepped on a land mind and lost an arm and a leg. He has nowhere else to go, and I want him to come live with us." "I'm sorry to hear that, son. Maybe we can help him find somewhere to live." "No, Mom and Dad, I want him to live with us." "Son," said the father, "you don't know what you're asking. Someone with such a handicap would be a terrible burden on us. We have our own lives to live, and we can't let something like this interfere with our lives. I think you should just come home and forget about this guy. He'll find a way to live on his own." At that point, t
Umm Yeah
You scored as Passionate/wet. You are a passionate lover. You go with what feels good. Your passion might cause you get wet often even outside of sex but you channel your passion to where you can please your partner. You either have a lot of lust or you just love your partner truely. You can't keep you hands of them and they wouldn't have it any other way. Please rate and comment and tell me what quiz this is when you do!Passionate/wet70%Exciting/Exotic70%Hot/hard60%Soft/slow35%Shy/Sweet25%Awkward/New10%How are you about sex? (with pics)created with
(from Shrinky) Tax Time Joke
A woman walks into an accountant's office and tells him that she needs to file her taxes. The accountant says, "Before we begin, I'll need to ask you a few questions." He gets her name, address, social security number, etc. and then asks, "What is your occupation?" "I'm a whore," she says. The accountant is somewhat taken back and says, "No, No, No. That won't work. Let's try to rephrase that." The woman says, "OK, I'm a high-end call girl." "No, that still won't work. Try again." They both think for a minute; then the woman says, "I'm an elite chicken farmer." The accountant asks, "What does chicken farming have to do with being a prostitute?" "Well, I raised a thousand little peckers last year." "Chicken Farmer it is."
My Sexual Style
You scored as Violent. You are violent. To you there is nothing better than a good spank. You like scratching and biting 'cause that's what people are for.Violent88%Hot88%Soft81%Exciting75%Wet50%Sweet44%Awkward19%Shy19%What is your sexual style?created with
Just Wanna Make Sure U Dont Forget About Me!
Just posting it 1 more time before i leave just so nobody forgets about me while im gone..... Have a great night everybody, hope to see u all sooonn!! *kisses* LUVZ YA!! Leave Comments, dont forget!! Thankk youuu Click on da pic and comment!!
Don't Let Us Get Pwned!
Create Your Glitter Text Immortal Love and Jellybean are in Orly’s Friendliest Cherry contest! THIS IS A RATES CONTEST. So we would love it if all of you our wonderful friends would go to each of our pics and give a rate!!! You can leave a comment as well if you wish! Keep in mind if we lose we will get pwned with dirty weeds and that will make us VERY VERY Sad! Think of all the times we have helped you out!!!! DON’T LET US GET Create Your Glitter Text CLICK ON OUR PICS TO VOTE Immortal Love Jellybean
What Kind Of Person Am I?
You scored as Immature. Your immature. Please rate my quiz!Immature100%Outgoing88%Fun81%Nice75%Dramatic69%Shy0%mean0%what kind of person are you? (shy,outgoing,fun,mean,immature,dramatic or nice?)created with Probably because I watch cartoons lol
Bigotry - True Meaning
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia Jump to: navigation, search For people named Bigot and other meanings, see Bigot (disambiguation). A bigot is a prejudiced person who is intolerant of opinions, lifestyles, or identities differing from his or her own. The origin of the word bigot in English dates back to at least 1598, via Middle French, and started with the sense of "religious hypocrite", especially a woman. Bigot is often used as a pejorative term against a person who is obstinately devoted to their prejudices even when these views are challenged or proven to be false. Forms of bigotry may have a related ideology or world views. Contents [hide] * 1 Etymology * 2 See also * 3 References * 4 External links [edit] Etymology The exact origin of the word is unknown, but may have come from the German bei and gott, or the English by God. William Camden wrote that the Normans were first called bigots, when their Duke Rollo, who receiving Gisla, da
An Everyday Survival Kit
AN EVERYDAY SURVIVAL KIT Toothpick Rubber band Band-Aid Pencil Eraser Chewing gum Mint Candy kiss Tea bag Here's why: Toothpick - to remind you to pick out the good qualities in others. Rubber band - to remind you to be flexible, things might not always go the way you want, but it will work out. Band Aid - to remind you to heal hurt feelings, yours or someone else's. Pencil - to remind you to list your blessings everyday. Eraser - to remind you that everyone makes mistakes, and it is okay. Chewing gum - to remind you to stick with it and you can accomplish anything. Mint - to remind you that you are worth a mint to your family and friends. Candy kiss - to remind you that everyone needs a kiss or a hug everyday. Tea bag - to remind you to relax daily and go over the list of your blessings.
My Personality Type
Your Personality Is Guardian (SJ) You are sensible, down to earth, and goal oriented. Bottom line, you are good at playing by the rules. You tend to be dominant - and you are a natural leader. You are interested in rules and order. Morals are important to you. A hard worker, you give your all at whatever you do. You're very serious, and people often tell you to lighten up. In love, you tend to take things carefully and slowly. At work, you are suited to almost any career - but you excel in leadership positions. With others, you tend to be polite and formal. As far as looks go, you are traditionally attractive. You take good care of yourself. On weekends, you tend to like to do organized activities. In fact, you often organize them! The Three Question Personality Test
First Timer
So, CherryTAP. Interesting looking site. Lots of cool people here, it seems. Looooots of hotties, of both sexes. I love it. The people here rock. I'm still getting used to all of it, still figuring out how to do what. Who knows, maybe I'll upload a picture soon that'll make everybody's day. ;) Who knows, who knows. But for now, here's to all you cherry tappers! Happy hour has only just begun.
What Body Part Am I Attracted Too?
You scored as Face. You are attracted to: faces. You are a face person.Face100%Abs/Stomach92%Butt67%Penis67%Boobs0%What Body Part Are You Attracted To?(pics) ver. 2.0created with
To All Family And Friends... (repost)
does anyone believe in ghosts ...and if yes or no still would like to talk about it cool ........
New Here Just Saying Ello
SO Hey Hey all drop by and rate me... Hope you all Likey... Ciao Lexy
Whats In A Picture?
Whats in a picture but just a face. It doesn't really say much about the person in it. Most of the time it doesn't really resemble the real person in it. Some of us take really good pictures but are not that great face to face and some of us take really bad pictures but are awesome people in person. So don't discriminate when you see a face because you never know just how you look through other peoples eyes.
How Im Gonna Die
You scored as . Suicide93%Poison93%Stabbed80%Gunshot73%Suffocated67%Disappear67%Accident60%Bomb60%Natural Causes33%Drowning33%Cut Throat33%Disease13%Eaten
Scared,worryed, Unsure
So i sit here and leanred earlyer that my gf of 3 months that i have fallen in love with for God knows why is going away 2 a 4 year college she got accepted 2 day and its like 2 hours away i mean its not a long way away but its jus 5 months away till she moves and starts and im worryed that our relationship will work with the distants and her studying and me working and then going 2 college myself for 2 years this Aug. so i donno whats going 2 happen anyone what 2 comment on this and give me advise would be great help if u would :d so anyhow im out later guys and girls
Midnight Feast {erotic Story}
A Midnight Feast of More than Food © 2003 – PennWritre A midnight feast of more than mere food They stole into the kitchen of their hotel after midnight that night looking for a snack to renew their flagging reserves. They had been diligently trying out the springs of their bed since they had first checked in, but, ten hours later, he had suggested they call for room service. The hotel however, didn't seem to have all-night room services, so they decided to take matters into their own hands. "Bread, cheese, beer, mmmm," his lover reported after she had stuck her head into the open stainless steel refrigerator door. She began to reach inside and pull out her choices, giving him an enticing view of her bare behind as it peeked out from underneath his white oxford shirt. "Do you want apples or strawberries?" She asked, catching him in his perusal. She smiled. "Whatever you want," he told her. She turned back to the inside of the refrigerator. "Definitely strawberries!" He tur
On Wednesday... A New Rule Was Made...
A new rule has been made... I've been banned from having birthdays A new rule has been made Signed, sealed and delivered By the local Fire Brigade! They say that all those candles Would create such a blaze They'd have to come and put it out And stay around for days! So, I guess I'll have to party Without the birthday cake, Perhaps I'll light one candle Just for old time's sake. Those firemen! So fit and strong, Such handsome looking men - Whose birthday is it, anyway???? Let's light them all again!!!!!!!!!! (On Thursday.. that is!!)
Scooter- One
Scooter One
Ask The Fruitcake Lady Funny VideoAsk the Fruitcake Lady
Gotta Love Old Men Joke Lol
I was at the mall the other day eating at the food court. I noticed an old man watching a teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange and blue. The old man kept staring at him. The teenager would look and find the old man staring every time. When the teenager had enough, he sarcastically asked, "What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?" The old man did not bat an eye in his response, "Got drunk once and had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son." LOL
Tiesto- Traffic
Tiesto Traffic Music Video
Tiesto- Suburban Train
Tiesto Suburban Train
Humor That Only Horse People Can Understand...
* Think nothing of eating a sandwich after mucking out stables. * Know why a thermometer has a yard of yarn attached to one end of it. * Are banned from Laundromats. * Fail to associate whips, chains and leather with sexual deviancy. * Can magically lower their voices five octaves to bellow at a pawing horse.. * Cluck to their cars to help them up hills. * Know more about their horse's nutrition than their own. * Have neatsfoot oil stains on the carpet right next to the TV. * Have a vocabulary that can make a sailor blush. * Know that mucking stalls is better then Zoloft any day. LOL
In This Contest Trying To Get There
i need over 9000 comments for this blast....need bombers....
Tiesto- Sparkles
Tiesto Sparkles
What Kinda Lover Are You!??
Your Love Type: INFP The Idealist In love, you crave a long term, harmonious relationship. For you, sex doesn't come quickly - it takes time for you to open up. Overall, you are supportive, nurturing, and expressive. However, you tend to be shy and protective of your personal space. Best matches: ENFJ and ESFJ What's Your Love Type?
Tiesto- Love Comes Again
Tiesto Love Comes Again
You Have Been Fucked!
YOU HAVE BEEN FUCKED! Spread the legs and go at it! Pick any of your friends And FUCK THEM! This is for any one you think is hot! RULES: 1- You can fuck the person who fucked you, of course. 2- You can fuck the same person as many times as you Can (c'mon, ENDURANCE)! Be creative!* 3- You -MUST- spread the sex! At least 1 fuck is fine And dandy! 4- You should fuck in public! Be adventurous, damn it. Paste it on their user page so they feel sluttish! 5- Random sex is perfectly okay! 6- Please, don't worry about same gender fucking, it's HOT. 7- You should most definitely get started fuckin' Right away! This is about showing everyone how much you care for Them and HOW BAD YOU WANT THEM! Make everyone feel a Little loved! Please don't take this too personally, BUT I JUST FUCKED YOU LOL!!!!!!!!!!!! LMFAO..back at ya!!
Tiesto- Lethal Industry
Tiesto Lethal Industry
Tiesto- He's A Pirate
Tiesto Hes A Pirate Original Mix
Dr. John
This is our very own homegrown Mac Rebbenack, aka, Dr. John. He is so cool. My sister Pat went to high school with him.
Tiesto- Eternity
Tiesto Eternity
What Mythological Creature I Am
You scored as Dragon. Dragon: Now talk about a legend. These magnificent creatures are of many species. Some can be as large as the Earth itself, while others are as small as a mouse. One image that comes to everyone's mind is the large, fire breathing Dragons that loathed humans and loved to sleep on massive piles of gold. Not all dragons have a bad reputation. Most dragons are very wise, caring, and protective. It would make a person very lucky indeed to meet a dragon. Especially if they walked away untouched. I admire your wisdom, for you are the Ancient Dragon.Dragon92%Angel59%WereWolf50%Faerie42%Demon25%Mermaid25%What Mythological Creature are you? (Cool Pics!)created with
Unexpected Rainstorm {erotic Story}
An Unexpected Rainstorm © 2003 – PennWritre The dark haze overwhelmed the dusty sky, filling the void with gray clouds. A slight thunder roared in the distance, but they kept on walking down park road, holding each other close in the damp air, their arms entwined with each others. Suddenly she felt a damp drop on her forehead and she looked up unconsciously, feeling more drops splatter on her cheeks and hair. He pulled her closer, sheltering her within the warmth of his body, as more and more drops of rain fell upon them, soaking their hair and dripping down their faces. She buried her face in his neck, breathing in his scent combined with the fresh wetness of the rain, as the rain fell down harder and harder. She felt the rain splatter in her hair and roll off the ends, dripping down to her clothes. She shivered slightly and cuddled in closer towards him, although his own clothes and hair were soaking as well. Slowly, he lifted her chin up towards him, sheltering her face from
In This Contest Trying To Get There
i need a little over 8000 comments to win a 7 day blast comment bombing encouraged......
More Wm3
Three eight-year-old boys - Steve Branch, Christopher Byers, and Michael Moore - were reported missing on May 5, 1993 by Chistopher Byers' adoptive father, Mark Byers. Although the search began that evening, an intensive police search for the children was not undertaken until the morning after they were reported missing. Later that day, their bodies were found shoved down in a muddy creek near Robin Hood Hills. The boys were stripped naked and had been hog-tied ankle-to-wrist with their own shoelaces. All had been severely beaten and abused, it's been said Byers was the most injured, having suffered a fractured skull, stab wounds to his groin, castration, and having had the skin of his penis removed, yet all three boys were inflicted with lethal wounds. Autopsies were inconclusive as to time of death, but stated that, while Byers died of blood loss, the other two boys showed evidence of drowning; however, during the subsequent trial of suspects Damien Echols and Jason Baldwin, the m
Tiesto- Adagio For Strings
Tiesto Adagio For Strings
More Wm3
Three eight-year-old boys - Steve Branch, Christopher Byers, and Michael Moore - were reported missing on May 5, 1993 by Chistopher Byers' adoptive father, Mark Byers. Although the search began that evening, an intensive police search for the children was not undertaken until the morning after they were reported missing. Later that day, their bodies were found shoved down in a muddy creek near Robin Hood Hills. The boys were stripped naked and had been hog-tied ankle-to-wrist with their own shoelaces. All had been severely beaten and abused, it's been said Byers was the most injured, having suffered a fractured skull, stab wounds to his groin, castration, and having had the skin of his penis removed, yet all three boys were inflicted with lethal wounds. Autopsies were inconclusive as to time of death, but stated that, while Byers died of blood loss, the other two boys showed evidence of drowning; however, during the subsequent trial of suspects Damien Echols and Jason Baldwin, the m
Work In Progress - Continuation
see previous blog for the first part Willie was high in the tree holding up a freshly cut body as the tree's limbs pierced it and took it out of his hands. I threw myself into a defensive stance, and winced. I did not feel up to tangling with him again. Willie shook a finger at me and chuckled dryly. "You got the jump on me once, so shame on me, but this time, I planned ahead, boyo." The ground quaked and rippled before three large crystals burst up from the ground in front of me. They shimmered briefly, and then the portions facing me became reflective so that I could see a perfect mirror image of myself. The first thing I noticed was that my wings did not show in my doubles. I did look unnatural to myself though. I was still my tall, lean self, but my muscles were more defined and I seemed a bit too sharp and chiseled. My pale bronze skin was speckled with blood and my hair was falling out of its ponytail, but I looked beautiful. I felt as if I was looked at a picture of m
More Wm3
Three eight-year-old boys - Steve Branch, Christopher Byers, and Michael Moore - were reported missing on May 5, 1993 by Chistopher Byers' adoptive father, Mark Byers. Although the search began that evening, an intensive police search for the children was not undertaken until the morning after they were reported missing. Later that day, their bodies were found shoved down in a muddy creek near Robin Hood Hills. The boys were stripped naked and had been hog-tied ankle-to-wrist with their own shoelaces. All had been severely beaten and abused, it's been said Byers was the most injured, having suffered a fractured skull, stab wounds to his groin, castration, and having had the skin of his penis removed, yet all three boys were inflicted with lethal wounds. Autopsies were inconclusive as to time of death, but stated that, while Byers died of blood loss, the other two boys showed evidence of drowning; however, during the subsequent trial of suspects Damien Echols and Jason Baldwin, the m
Check It!
so this is me...being the croco-kitty hunter. complete with awful awful accent! hahahaha perfect. jack is the black one...but we call him yacky...because we are weird...and that's how we roll. zero is the fluffy one...i call zero a girl a lot...but she's really a he... and she totally sniffs jack's butt in this clip. the croco-kitty hunterAdd to My Profile | More Videos
New S0NG on here. Love it or go die :]
My Buddies!!!
Well this is strange but I just want to take this computer second to thank all buddies that have me on a messenger or that I have on my family. All my fans, keep being a fan cos I Love ya lol... meowy laterzz
Kinky Turn On Lol
You scored as Chains/Handcuffs. Your turn on is handcuffs and chains. You like being cuffed/chained to the bed, or cuffing/chaining your partner down. You love the pure ectasy of being in complete control... or letting someone else have complete control over you. Sex isn't sex without control.Chains/Handcuffs100%Biting92%Blind Folds92%Bondage67%Whips25%Blood0%What's Your Kinky Turn On?created with
Gotta Love The Irish
Paddy was driving down the street in a sweat because he had an important meeting and couldn't find a parking place. Looking up to heaven he said, "Lord take pity on me. If you find me a parking place I will go to Mass every Sunday for the rest of me life and give up me Irish Whiskey!" Miraculously, a parking place appeared. Paddy looked up again and said, "Never mind, I found one." Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal, and says to the first man he meets, "Do you want to go to heaven?" The man said, "I do, Father." The priest said, "Then stand over there against the wall." Then the priest asked the second man, "Do you want to go to heaven?" "Certainly, Father," was the man's reply. "Then stand over there against the wall," said the priest. Then Father Murphy walked up to O'Toole and said, "Do you want to go to heaven?" O'Toole said, "No, I don't Father." The priest said, "I don't believe thi
The 1st Affair: A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day they went to her place and made love all afternoon. Exhausted, they fell asleep and woke up at 8 PM. The man hurriedly dressed and told his lover to take his shoes outside and rub them in the grass and dirt. He put on his shoes and drove home. "Where have you been?" his wife demanded. "I can't lie to you," he replied, "I'm having an affair with my secretary. We had sex all afternoon." "You lying bastard! You've been playing golf!" The 2nd Affair: A middle-aged couple had two beautiful daughters but always talked about having a son. They decided to try one last time for the son they always wanted. The wife got pregnant and delivered a healthy baby boy. The joyful father rushed to the nursery to see his new son. He was horrified at the ugliest child he had ever seen. He told his wife, "There's no way I can be the father of this baby. Look at the two beautiful
Omg Lol
You scored as Slut. Athletic Tomboy75%Slut75%Goth44%Hippy44%Nerdy Girl25%Popular Bitch25%Preppy Girl0%Loser0%What type of girl are you?!!created with
Surely I Can't Look That Old...
My Daddy The Dancer
My Daddy the Dancer One day a fourth-grade teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came up--- fireman, mechanic, businessman, salesman, doctor, lawyer, and so forth. However, little Justin was being uncharacteristically quiet, so when the teacher prodded him about his father's work, he replied, "My father's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all his clothes in front of other men and they put money in his underwear. Sometimes, if the offer is real good, he will go home with some guy and stay with him all night for money." The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other children to work on some exercises and then took little Justin aside to ask him, "Is that really true about your father?" "No," the boy said, " He works for the Democratic Nat'l Committee and is helping to get Hillary Clinton to be our next President, but I was too embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids." T
New Job, Or Dog?
Yep finally got my Bail Bound Enforcer License today. Or bounty Hunter if u perfer. Its great, I always wanted to be a part of law enforcement so this is my little part. I am working for a local bail bond agent for now, but hope after a couple years to open up my own. So I guess I'm the new Dog lol. However, just not as white trash!
boundary A line drawn in reality, Her on one side, Holding my heart, And me on the other, confined by ethics. consignd to the dark. But i've crossed that line. Just one inch, the same as a mile. Id sell my soul , to see her smile, Her scent is on me, trapped in my hair . the taste of her skin is upon my lips, her radiance fills my eyes. her texture on my fingertips. An inch or a mile, its all the same, my desire brings shame. But love is a strange game. The heart too who can take it. Not always where you would lay it. I turned aside the first time. not again. though I sin. Unrepentative.
Breach Of Honor
Breach of honor My desire is my shame Cut from my mouth this tongue For defiling your name For calling to you, I'm damned Sever these hands from my arms, For they long to touch you To feel the silk of your skin The curves of your body To sate my selfish need Pluck these eyes from my head They yearn for the sight of you To behold your beauty To bask in the glow of your aura I've robbed you of peace Cleave these arms from my body For they wish to encompass you Hold you pressed to me to meld with thee Forgive me Rip this heart from my chest With every beat i hear your name the echo of my longing Loves lonely refrain I've brought you pain Sunder this head from my neck For this mind dwells on you Dreams of futures unfounded Schemes of ways to have you As my own It is my shame
Tom Jones
ok i just had one of my picks marked as NSFW and there isnt anything bad about the pic its of a sniper aiming at a terrorist with and RPG on his back it say on it "smile motherfucker, you are about to meet allah." no if you ask me it supports the troops but some unsupportive ass found it offensive. so i moved it to a new folder thats labeled NSFW if thats not good enough then FUCK YOU i will keep it up because of the troops, i have family over in Iraq and its my way of show my support of what he and the rest of the military forces we have over there defending your right to be an ASS. have a GREAT DAY PS if you find any of the other pics i have as NSFW i will set my photo albums to private and no one will see them ever.
My Disney Alter Ego Lol
You scored as Peter Pan. Your alter ego is Peter Pan. You are a child at heart. Anything you believe is possible, and you never want to grow up. Peter Pan81%Donald Duck81%The Beast75%Cinderella75%Ariel69%Goofy69%Pinocchio50%Sleeping Beauty44%Snow White13%Cruella De Ville0%Which Disney Character is your Alter Ego?created with
West Memphis Three
Shortly after three eight-year-old boys were found mutilated and murdered in West Memphis, Arkansas, local newspapers stated the killers had been caught. The police assured the public that the three teenagers in custody were definitely responsible for these horrible crimes. Evidence? The same police officers coerced an error-filled “confession” from Jessie Misskelley Jr., who is mentally handicapped. They subjected him to 12 hours of questioning without counsel or parental consent, audio-taping only two fragments totaling 46 minutes. Jessie recanted it that evening, but it was too late— Misskelley, Jason Baldwin and Damien Echols were all arrested on June 3, 1993, and convicted of murder in early 1994. Although there was no physical evidence, murder weapon, motive, or connection to the victims, the prosecution pathetically resorted to presenting black hair and clothing, heavy metal t-shirts, and Stephen King novels as proof that the boys were sacrificed in a satanic cult ritual.
Oh Yeah Baby!
9pm Est Mondays and Fridays... Your Invited to get ya ALL JACKED UP and ready to enter the Hostile Enviroment!! Click either pic to get there!
Grrrrr Owwwwll - Stippers Part 2
So she gets on me for not "playing the girls music" saying that it is my job to play what they want for them..... not the case but, I can see where they have gotten that impression. I have bent over backwards to play what they want. They know better however. What they don't realize is I DON'T GIVE A FLYING FUCK ABOUT THEM TIPPING ME AT THE END OF THE NIGHT. What I give a fuck about. 1. being treated with respect for bending over backwards to help them in any way that I can in that club. 2. doing a good job. 3. team work. So.... Needless to say them even trying to make me happy by "playing with me" wasn't helping it was just pissing me off more, because even then I was still getting flip from people. My mood at this point was needless to say not the best. I felt like I was dealing with over emition drunks at this point. Makes me wonder to a degree if I was. Not to say that any of them do anything at work. What stipper ever gets fucked up on anything at work. But
Quality Of Music
We have to adjust & balance the quality of music we listen to.Constant negative input leads to negative living;Support positive music. -Brother J- (X Clan-mil cipher)
BURNING TOUCH OF LOVE My love, Are you still mine? 'Cause there are many... Fantasy thoughts going through my head, As all I do is think of you... As I've hungered, For your loving burning touch, As I need your love so badly, Now till the end of time, I am waiting for you with open arms To embrace you with wings of love, To hold you deep within my soul, To kiss you without control. Just being near you, And be able to behold your touch, Takes me to another dimension, But, time just moving so slowly, To feel the heat of your passions. I do want you to know... I will always love you, That you are all I have ever long for, And crave, and yearn... That you are the man of my dreams, The one I have searched all my life, That every day, more and more, I'm falling deeply in love with you!....... A DREAM IN THE NIGHT Lost in confusion and total self bliss I've found the relation between dream and wish A dream is a fantasy lived only while asleep But a wish has a compass vast, far and de
Regarding Recent Mumms
I've seen a few MUMMS on here just today that dealt with racism, eventually if not originally. Rather than post my thought there where it would be ignored for something more inflammatory, I chose to put my thought here. I apologize if it's hard to follow. I'm sick currently and not too sure of my coherency. Anyway, here goes... I have yet to see the grass over a grave change in any way to denote any significant features or accomplishments of the person contained within. Any recognition of those features or accomplishments has always been the perception of the individual minds of the living, however they might be influenced. I feel real pity that crime and hate and just about any other negative thing we can think of is rewarded with notoriety, even as the individual perpetrator is punished or rewarded, dependent on the public perception, ie: if they are famous enough, there'll be no penalty, just more media coverage. It is the individual person that pigeon-holes people by col
What My Eyes Tell About Me :-)
You scored as Mysterious. You wish to hide who you are from all those around you. You find it very hard to trust people. You also may enjoy the fun that comes from playing mind games with others around you.My advice Get out there and reveal the true you if only to one person!Mysterious83%Eyes full of Pain67%Passion67%Diamond Eyes17%What do your eyes reveal about you?(PICS!)created with
Thiago Derucio- One Night Love
Thiago Derucio One Night Love Final Fantasy Anime
VAMPYRE I love the black, it's so beautiful, the way my tears sparkle in the darkness like the silk of spiders web i love the blood, it's so delicious, the way it trickles down my chin like rivers of molten lava i love the flesh, it's so warm, as if the heart underneath these white breasts was still beating...... IN THE DARKNESS In the Darkness I am in the shadows. I am hide in the darkness. I am harmless in the darknessâ�¦ Please god helps me... Why am I here? Please god just take me to heaven. I just want to be free from the darkness. Man comes to at night. In than he hides in the Darkness. And than he sucks my blood. What is he? Why has he come to me? He say he want me. But why does he want me. I feel good when I am in his arms. I see heaven in his eyes. Why do I feel this way? Touching you making me feel something I never felt before. I have been unhappy even since you left me here alone. The deep sadist in my heart â
Til We Both Get Off!~author Unknown
The time has come To get what I want Not more patience Gimme what you got. I need it right now Not gonna wait So gimme that cock Before it’s too late. Plunge in my mouth My tongue is ready Move it in and out Yeah, nice and steady. I’m so fuckin’ horny My panties I’m strippin’ Inside my love hole My fingers are dippin’. I need you to fuck me Gimme some nasty stuff Don’t take me gently I want it hard and rough. Pull my hair hard While you thrust inside I want to feel bruises After this fuckin’ ride. Get your handcuffs now Slap them to my wrists You know I’m accustomed To these kinky trysts. Fuck my hot pussy Wanna cum till I cough And keep fingerin’ my clit Till together we get off! I don't know who wrote this, I read it somewhere and liked it.
"moral Dilemma"
You are driving down the road in your 2 seater sports car on a wild, stormy night when you pass a bus stop and you see three people waiting for the bus: 1. An old lady who looks as if she is about to die. 2. An old friend who once saved your life. 3. The perfect partner you have been dreaming about. Which one would you choose to offer a ride to, knowing that there could only be one passenger in your car? Think, before you continue reading. ..... This is a moral/ethical dilemma that was once actually used as part of a Job application. You could pick up the old lady, because she is going to die, and thus you should save her first. Or you could take the old friend because he once saved your life, and this would be the perfect chance to pay him back. However, you may never be able to find your perfect mate again. The candidate who was hired (out of 200 applicants) had no trouble coming up with this answer. She simply answered: "I would give the car
Big Fun- Stomp
Big Fun Stomp
THE MONTH WAS OCTOBER; THE ACT WAS VIOLENT The month was October the night air was crisp the weekend was greeted with happiness and cheer our mothers' birthday was here! frinds gathered together the good times were shared Eighty poud beauty with flowing blonde hair and intense blue eyes it's true; she was something to see we all knew she had a problem yes, something was not right The act was violent my skin crawls to think the pain that little woman endured! throwing around that woman's tiny body, did you feel strong? crushing her jaws blacking her eyes did you feel powerful? how about raping her? did that give you imense pleasure? her screams must be loud now are they piercing your ears? did you smile hurling a golf club at that tiny woman's head? watching her blonde hair being painted red her screams now are gone, she makes not a sound. did you laugh to yourself as you tightened your hands around her tiny neck? did pleasure fill you
CUTTING I started cutting, to relieve the pain. The cuts weren’t deep or very long, just enough to feel it all. Thoughts of death, Crept in my head. I started failing all my classes, and pushing friends away. I kept the pain all bottled up, until one day, When blood was streaming down my leg, and a trail of tears ran down my cheek, I thought of all those who I have lost, and began to weep. My grandpa popped into my head, I dropped the razor, and ran to my sister, and I told her everything. I disappointed myself. I said I would never cut, and those who did were stupid. But when you have that much pain running through you, nothing seems to matter. I found that it helps to talk to someone close to you...... KILL ME Choked by tears and fears That refuse to fall Words get caught on my tongue No time to think at all Hate rushes to the surface Not against my will But unconscious all the same With this need to kill Kil
Growing Up
"If growing up is the process of creating ideas and dreams about what life should be, then maturity is letting go again!" -- anonymous Sent to me by a friend. What do you think???? Kat
Armin Van Buuren- 24 Theme Remix
Armin Van Buuren 24 Theme Remix
UNDER THE FULL MOON Man and girl walk under the full moon, their faces enjoy the breeze of cool. Her heart starts beating at a quickened pace as she looks into her boyfriend's face, his face, pale as the moon, And wonders: "Will it happen soon?" They come to a green field of dark, where, at daylight, stands the park. Her dark eyes see nothing there. "Good," she whispers, and flips her raven hair. "If you love me, love me!" says she "If so ye will," answers he. She lies on the grass of cold and feels his breath most bold Now, her whole body shakes, fearing that from the dream she wakes. his hand travels to her lips and there it gently grips. she sees his teeth of withe, those sharp blades of night. And oddly, she starts to fear, that he didn't hold her dear. she starts to kick and swing, yet it does not harm the darkness king. His hand muffles her shriek and her punches to her seem weak. He bites her flesh of neck and sh
(from Shrinky) A Happy & Sad Joke
A husband and wife were sharing a bottle of wine when the husband said,"I bet you can't tell me something which will make me happy and sad at the same time". The wife thought for a few moments, then said, "Your cock's bigger than your brother's". LOL
Armand Van Helden- Hear My Name
Armand Van Helden Hear My Name
This Is Fucked Up
Someone hacked my account and took all my shit off here. I am so pissed. I still dont have internet but should soon , I cant understand how someone can do what they did to me , i did not give out my account info to anyone . GRRRRRRRRRRR ,,, yup i am pissed
PALE ANGEL Pale Angel She walks with silent feet. Who is this pale angel? With coal black wings, And a blue-golden stare. Many know her name. Few know her. Even fewer know the real her. Sky??They whisper behind her back. Her pale fingers trail fire in their wake. Giving or taking the life depends on her mood. Mummering begins again as she makes her way To a new room, Another life Life? Death? Her dark hair covers her face as she enters Cool breath stops suddenly. Anger swells in her beautiful eyes Yelling and shouting begins outside the door. With a wave of her hand the door closes, Closing out the noise and anger. Her eyes never leaving the pale little girl on the bed. Screams Pain Hate Nothing She smiles a faint smile The light never reaching her eyes She whispers softly The girl stirs You live she mummers She tugs out one of her beautiful feather Placing it on the girls bed She mummers He will leave you alone now Quietness Nothing said She
Regarding Religion
There are so many religions in this world, why do we criticize someone’s faith because it is not our own? I am of the Wiccan religion, yet Christians say I’m going to hell because I don’t believe and worship the same as them. No matter what the religion or their convictions, don’t judge them because you believe different. If I am going to hell, the Christian judging will be seated next to me. Just because I may not have quite the same beliefs, doesn’t make you any different than me. Why would my faith have such an affect on someone? Your beliefs aren’t better than mine, and my beliefs aren’t better than yours. I’m not criticizing you, don’t condemn me!
people are so funny
Steak Dinner
One night at the dinner table, the wife commented, "When we were first married, you took the small piece of steak and gave me the larger. Now you take the large one and leave me the smaller; You don't love me any more..." "Nonsense, darling," replied the husband, "you just cook better now."
DEATH, MY FRIEND Death, my friend, you are always there, from you, no one flee, you are everywhere, still, I wonder, why you are never here... Death, my friend, you release others from pain, all those people, they get free, so many slain, yet, I ask, why I am still here in vain... Death, my friend, you everywhere see, from you, just redemption, can I plea, here I ask, come here, set me free... DEAD TEARS I see doom ahead, my love, soon it is all dead... I can't anymore stop and turn, my heart - my love, soon they will burn... Moist fill my eyes - dead soul without fears, my burnt heart, I buried it in the sea of dead tears... LIVE FOREVER Sharp fangs, shining in the moonlight, for the living creatures, causing a fright... Vampires of the mist are in bloodlust, to drink fluid of life, they must... Not for them your pity and tears shed, through the death continue their life undead... Things for yourself just easy to make, g
One Kiss
Beauty fades, Love ia forever. To have known one true heart, There is nothing better. To have looked into his eyes, and seen straight to his soul. To know that forever, Your heart he will hold. To wake every morning, and retire each night. Knowing our desires, Are just taking flight. Passions aflame, Yearnings the same. Our hearts together, No need to place blame. It's fate, destiny, Forever our souls combine. Time halts to existence, As our lips intertwine.
Origins of the Apache Indians In the beginning the world was covered with darkness. There was no sun, no day. The perpetual night had no moon or stars. There were, however, all manner of beasts and birds. Among the beasts were many hideous, nameless monsters, as well as dragons, lions, tigers, wolves, foxes, beavers, rabbits, squirrels, rats, mice, and all manner of creeping things such as lizards and serpents. Mankind could not prosper under such conditions, for the beasts and serpents destroyed all human offspring. All creatures had the power of speech and were gifted with reason. There were two tribes of creatures: the birds or the feathered tribe and the beasts. The former were organized wider their chief, the eagle. These tribes often held councils, and the birds wanted light admitted. This the beasts repeatedly refused to do. Finally the birds made war against the beasts. The beasts were armed with clubs, but the eagle had taught his tribe to use bows and arrows
Regarding Sex And Gender
If a woman has sex with 10 men, she is a whore. If a man has sex with 10 women, he’s “The Man”. Why is this? Just because a woman has a strong sex drive? Why should women be categorized so differently than men, in the same situation? If a man is praised for the number of sexual partners he has had, so should a woman. If a woman is a whore because of her number of sexual partners, so is a man.
It,s The Weekend
Doe,s any 1 want to have a drink???
CAST DOWN Despair, emptiness See the hatred wasted on yourself Face down taste the dust; it's getting harder everyday Just to find a reason not to end it all yourself Suicide on the street Everywhere around you watch it breed It begins to bury you in self-induced rejection Despair, emptiness Isolation rapes you everyday Face down taste the dust, digging deeper in your grave Haven't found a reason Haven't found a thing to fuking live for Godless he doesn't care How you choose to destroy yourself In a world that feeds on hate You're left here just to waste away In your cardboard prison, asphalt wasteland....... IT WAS THEIR DESIRE I am a killer, killed before , it was their desire, to be left on the floor To weak to live, to Strong to stay, the devil took them, but i made him go away As i look into their eyes, and to hear their pain, if you can believe this, i am totally sain. The feeling of the snap , as their neck breaks, eyes watch
Regarding Death Of A Family Member Or Close Friend
When someone’s life expires, for whatever reason it may be, people always tells the family that “it will get better”. Why would you say that, unless you have no heart at all. The only way it will get better is if I didn’t care that it happened. You may, in due time, learn to cope with the death, but it NEVER gets better. I understand that one reason you would say this is because you believe it will make me somehow feel better, but it doesn’t. “It will get better” doesn’t make the hurt, the pain, or the anger subside, and it never will. Never tell someone it will get better, primarily at the funeral but anytime, anywhere. No matter how long it has been since the passing. If you feel the need to say anything at all, say, “I’m sorry for your loss.”.
Who Wears The Pants In Your Family?
A young couple were in their honeymoon suite on their wedding night. As they undressed for bed, the husband, who was a big burly bruiser, tossed his pants to his bride and said, "Here, put these on." She put them on and the waist was twice the size of her body. "I can't wear your pants," she said. "That's right and don't forget it," said the husband. "I'm the man in this family." With that, she flipped him her panties and said, "Try these on." He tried them on and found he could only get them on as far as his kneecaps. He said, "Hell, I can't get into your pants." She said, "That's right, and that's the way it's going to be until your damn attitude changes!" LOL
Regarding Death In The Family (primarily A Child)
When you meet someone new, and your getting to know each other, another question that always pops up is “Do you have kids?”. You have a deceased child. The conversation goes like this… “Do you have kids?” “I have a daughter/son, but they passed away.” “Oh, I am so sorry. I know what you’re going through.” Do you really know what I am going through? Did your child die? Unless this has happened to you, don’t, under any circumstances, say that you know what I am going through. Because you don’t. If you have lost a child in a custody battle, you still don’t know what I am going through. So don’t say you do! No matter how long it has been since the passing. The same goes for any death of family or close friends. If I say a parent passed away, and both of your parents are still alive, you don’t know what I am going through.
BALLAD OF THE DAMNED Welcome to my world-- alive after dark, after dreams, after death. Enter my ballroom, lit by chandeliers of stars, with walls defined only by impending dawn. Listen. Listen to the songs of still night. Feel the melody flow like your blood through my veins. Embrace my dark dance. Change the rhythm for it is yours..... THE VAMPIRE'S REIGN As the moon rises, the sun sets, the vampires wake up again. After they feast on blood, like snakes eat rats, they'll sleep in their coffins, before dawn can rain. So beware young child, because they might, decide to drain your blood tonight..... VAMPYRE You have no choice, You cannot choose... All of our Heroes, Shall one day lose. Some may Hope, And others Pray... They are only safe, In the light of Day. For when the Sun sets, To slumber and sleep... Out of the Darkness, My Kindred shall creep. So hide yourselves well, Get thee to bed... The Day is
4 Ways To Say *i Love You*
Love letters are romantic and saying “I love you” when hanging up the phone with your loved one is always reassuring. But saying “I love you” doesn’t have to be “said” with words. While these three little words are powerful conveyors of emotion, showing your love through other words and actions can be just as powerful, and possibly even more effective, at keeping a relationship alive and healthy. We’re about to offer you simple advice on ways to say “I love you” that doesn’t involve words, at least not those three words. These simple, daily actions will show your lover just how much you care for him or her. Plus: Are you a good kisser? 1. Show Your Approval, Gratitude and Admiration As human beings, we are programmed to seek reassurance from those we love and even sometimes from those we don’t love. Showing your approval and admiration of your loved one takes no time and is extremely motivating for your partner. We all want to be shown approval for things like the way we provi
Regarding Divorce
When you meet someone new, and your getting to know each other, primarily if they are of the opposite sex, the question of marital status ALWAYS pops up. The conversation goes like this… “Are you married?” “No, I’m divorced.” “Oh, I’m sorry.” Why the hell would you be sorry that I’m divorced? Before now, we were complete strangers. It isn’t your fault that I’m divorced, and 98% of divorced people aren’t sorry that they are divorced. So why are you? If I was sorry that I got divorced, I wouldn’t be talking to you dumbass!
TWISTING DAWN OF HOWLING STARS Clear velvet night and shining stars choke it. They cry out to me and whisper my name as I look up. They'll always be there.. a never-enduring life of souls no matter what I do they'll be back to haunt me. Far from the asylum of hatred and cemetery of fear the welcoming arms of warmth are but of no comfort as time heals nothing.......only minds. I would want to escape the free mind that releases haunting memories that should never be there, to be around who I care about and be free from the dawn of reality and live in the night when time froze, as not to realise of what will happen and what will and should and could........... Only I can see a blur of tears in the sky, a soft cry in my ears and in my mind of the reaping pattern that will always scar me, from beyond the light......from beyond the grave. So take my mind and soul from my heart because all existence are all extinct and as the planet dies we will always be together with the hand
Computer Prayer
Prayer Every night I lie in bed, This little prayer inside my head: God bless my mom and dad, and bless my children, And take care of my husband; he brings me so much joy... And God, there's just one more thing - I wish that you would do: If you don't mind my asking, bless my computer too? Now I know that it's not normal - to bless a small machine But listen just a second - and I'll try to explain... You see, that little metal box - holds more than odds and ends. Inside those small components - rest a hundred loving friends. Some, it's true, I've never seen - and most I've never met. We've never shaken hands or - ever truly hugged, and yet... I know for sure they love me - by the kindness they give And this little scrap of metal - is how I get to where they live. By faith is how I know them, much the same as I know you. I share in what life brings them - from that our friendship grew, Just take an extra minute - from your duties up abov
How Quirky Are You?
LOL Your Quirk Factor: 54% You're a pretty quirky person, but you're just normal enough to hide it. Congratulations - you've fooled other people into thinking you're just like them! How Quirky Are You?
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Highway Patrol Officer
Highway Patrol Humor ; In most of the United States, there is a policy of checking on any stalled vehicle on the highway when the temperatures drop down to single digits or below. About 3 AM, one very cold morning, Trooper Allan Nixon (Oklahoma Highway Patrol) responded to a call there was a car off the shoulder of the road outside Shattuck, OK . He located the car, stuck in deep snow, and with the engine still running. Pulling in behind the car with his emergency lights on, the Trooper walked to the driver's door to find an older man passed out behind the wheel with a nearly empty vodka bottle on the seat beside him. The driver came awake when the Trooper tapped on the window. Seeing the rot ating lights in his rearview mirror, and the State Trooper standing next to his car, the man panicked. He jerked the gearshift into 'drive' and hit the gas. The car's speedometer was showing 20-30-40 and then 50 mph, but it was still stuck in the snow, wheels spinning. Tr
I Like Monkeys
I like monkeys. The pet store was selling them for five cents a piece. I thought that odd since normally they were a couple thousand. I decided not to look a gift horse in the mouth. I bought 200. I like monkeys. I took my 200 monkeys home. I have a big car. I let one drive. His name was Sigmund. He was retarted. In fact, none of them were really bright. They kept punching themselves in their genitals. I laughed. Then they punched me in my genitals. I stopped laughing. I herded them into my room. They didn't adapt very well to their new environment. They would screech, hurl themselves off of the couch at high speeds and slam into the wall. Although humorous at first, the spectacle lost its novelty halfway into its third hour. Two hours later, I found out why all the monkeys were so inexpensive: they all died. No apparent reason. They all just sorta dropped dead. Kinda like when you buy a goldfish and it dies five hours later. Damn c
Do You Have A Type A Personality?
You Have A Type A Personality You are hyper, energetic, and always on the mood You tend to succeed at everything you attempt And if you don't succeed at first, you quickly climb your way to the top! You could be called a workaholic, but you also make time for fun As long as it's high energy and competitive, you're interested You have the perfect personality for business and atheltic success Do You Have a Type A Personality?
AM I EVIL Am i evil for believing what i do? Am i evil for not agreeing with you? Can't i be right and you wrong, maybe your weak and im strong Am i evil for having dark skin? Am i evil for not being your twin? Can't i be white and you black, maybe i have what you lack. am i evil for not being like you? am i evil for being a nail... and u a screw? Can't i be the screw and you the nail maybe i'll succeed and where you fail maybe your the evil one and im the good and ur the one whos misunderstood. ...... LIVE NO EVIL Say no evil; refraining to bring even the most inconspicuous of hatred to your immaculately divine lips, See no evil; closing your eyes as they lecherously wandered; casting their diabolical glimpse upon innocuous entities trespassing through this mighty planet, Propagate no evil; disseminating only philanthropic benevolence from your palms; in every entity you encountered; during your impoverished existence upon Mother Ear
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THE BLACK DRAGON The dragon it sweeps across the land, the blue flame which has reaked of foreign hand, no rider can be there, no person to steed, only dark to travel and ink to read, he continues to fly, forever more as the black dragon pads along the floor, his scales on black, his blood of red, his eyes and his mouth a fiery haze of which he has burned with all of his ways, i dream of one day when he will be slain, the curse will be lifted the end of the pain, however it is but a hope, a wisp of a thought, that one day away, will go the pain he bought, this dragon has come to destroy our ways, to end what what we started for rest of the days, he fight and we fought and we continue to do, but as the black dragon rises there is nothing we shall do, his power demi-god, his strength un-matched, the black of his heart and the and the heat of his match, forever this continues, until one side will win, let us pray for our fighters, as they won't see another
(from Shrinky) Great Truths About Growing Old
1) Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional. 2) Forget the health food. I need all the preservatives I can get. 3) When you fall down, you wonder what else you can do while you're down there. 4) You're getting old when you get the same sensation from a rocking chair that you once got from a roller coaster. 5) It's frustrating when you know all the answers but nobody bothers to ask you the questions. 6) Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician. 7) Wisdom comes with age, but sometimes age comes alone. 8) You shrink in height all the time as you age, but get into places for half price or Children's rate. LOL
DRAGON'S BABY There's a dragon with its eggs then they hatch and the baby's beg the mother flies off to find the right food as the mother takes off she hears a coo the baby is black red and green as the mother deserts her baby the baby turns mean he grows a little more each day and soon he will find a way to make his mother pay.... A VAMPIRE'S LOVE Ill slice open my chest, she pleaded But he just turned his head Ill tear out my pounding heart Ill lay it on your bed Shes screaming at him now Tears pouring down her face Just tell me how to fix this He just looked at her disgraced Her bodies breaking now And suddenly she cant breathe Please just once trust, Just once believe in me! But he just walked away And left her lying there Slowly falling to her death For this world she can not bare But how can I live without you?! She screamed so hed come back Just tell me what to do Ill fix what I do lack Yet he did not turn t
Spring Cleaning Ct Friends List Ones Go To Let Me Know Yes Or No
KK here is who needs to tell me if they wnat to stay or go by Sunday Noon my time Mt. ok here it goes the list: Josh BigB Ainomiadue trooper hardcorelife Irish sins slave Rx8bear thickmamilover cajun2346 damien1363 sxxmnn skitch playa1032 bored and horney sweetbisuga lostsoul illiniguy sethchaos skuuubasteve thatreddrummerguy big daddy i like ur pants around ur feet rmac luvbuttbig swabs goldnoldn mandymanic suzi q big dog F#*kload 477835 kit heavens angel I dont hafta fan ur not that fine slayer999 Johnny xxxadxxx bygdaddy fat sonny crzysmity211 vampire romance get speces,wer speces Jay Little Dick tom tom Patrick Donovan marbroman1991 waterhead69 Josh one shot one kill Mr ben Swingset ctexastornado silver raven fire Dave Synapse Slick vic vega bedazzled deb austin Krissy so very greatful bestbounceer dopple antrioncnsty wolfwlker dj ice 69 circus keith tatto lancelot
Inspirational Quotes Good For The Sole..
"When one door closes, another opens; but we often look so long and so regretfully upon the closed door that we do not see the one which has opened for us" ~~Alexander Graham Bell~~ "Don't be discouraged by a failure. It can be a positive experience. Failure is, in a sense, the highway to success, inasmuch as every discovery of what is false leads us to seek earnestly after what is true, and every fresh experience points out some form of error which we shall afterwards carefully avoid." John Keats (1795 - 1821) The simple truth is that I would rather make less money doing something that I love rather than make more money wishing I had done something else to earn it. -Melanie Arthur It doesn't matter what people call you.....What you answer to, is what matters. When good people see evil and do nothing about it, their very non-action becomes evil as well. Sleep is a holiday for the body by divine legislation and institution. Those who pay deaf ears to it will die
You Want Me To Put My What... Where????
ATTENTION CRAZY PEOPLE!!! I'm talking real life crazy people as in, don't know boundaries or limitations. Stay the hell away from me. Thank you. SCC
(from Shrinky) Success!
SUCCESS:> > At age 4 success is . . . not piddling in your pants. > At age 12 success is . . . having friends. > At age 17 success is . . having a drivers licence. > At age 35 success is . . having money. > At age 50 success is . . . having money. > At age 70 success is . .. . having a drivers licence. > At age 75 success is . . . having friends. > At age 80 success is . . . not piddling in your pants.> > > Pass this on to someone who could use a laugh. > > Always remember to forget the troubles that pass your way; > BUT NEVER forget the blessings that come each day. > > > Have a wonderful day with many *smiles* > > > Take the time to live!!! > Life is too short. Dance naked.
BALLAD OF THE DAMNED In the moonlit forest he waits And his true love shall awake from her dreams To find they are real And she shall come to him On the path of light Paved by the dreams of a lonely lover And she shall walk this path over again As she does tonight His raven-haired beauty shall come Quick in step and light of heart For it has been many a night Since she has ceased dreaming To live the life she longs for At night when the moon is high And her spirit is low Until they share their sorrows He speaks of his youth held so long ago Before he became one of them And she listens as he retells That night he lost the light So very long ago He speaks of eternal night How he longs for the sun Which he relives in her And then her decision Made in the darkness of night Shall fill him with joy Her choice born So long ago in her heart Shall make him live now And he is whole again As her neck cries the tears that have been held back for so long
TRAPPED WITHIN Shut away from society's view Stares too hard to bare Doors shut, Curtains drawn Myself I cannot share If people would look inside See the heart contained within Instead of only seeing me For my outer skin They would be so surprised Of what they were to find A loving, gentle, caring soul Who is forever kind My illness it has ravished me Can't get it out of my mind Praying that it won't be long I can leave it all behind........ MASKED IN SADNESS I don't know who I am anymore Didn't expect my life to turn out this way Sometimes I wish my life to end My soul and body clay. A typical day will Start with a fake smile And I'll try and convince myself That everything will be worthwhile. I love my family so much I'll be grateful for my friends til my dying day I know I have so much to live for But my life shouldn't have turned out this way. I know only one thing Something people will never know I feel I'm constantly
Breathing in lifes last breathe, cold your blood turns. Gasping for the last time, your heart & soul no longer burns. Let go the hold to this monotanous life, your mind whirls with sleeps last dreams. Darkness sucking lifes last light, tripping into oblivion head first it seems. Allow the numbness it's consumption to your very core. Feel the hurt of this foul world nevermore.
Report Fraud Hotline
Report Fraud to the Hotline The Social Security Administration (SSA) Office of the Inspector General (OIG) Fraud Hotline provides an avenue for individuals to report fraud, waste, and abuse within the SSA's programs and operations. We handle allegations regarding violations of law or regulations affecting SSA programs and operations. Image: Question Mark Icon What Should You Report to the Fraud Hotline? There are a variety of situations that may be considered fraud in our SSA programs. Some examples are: * Receives Social Security Benefits for a Child Not under their care. * Continues to Receive and Use Benefits Belonging to a Deceased Person. * Conceals their Marriage or Assets from SSA While Receiving Disability Benefits. * Resides Overseas and is Receiving Disability Benefits. Below are several examples of potential violations that affect Social Security programs or operations. You can click on each topic below to learn more. * False stat
To My Teddybear
Sitting alone in the still of the night, Holding fast to dreams by candlelight. Feeling dreams first sweet caresses, Leaving in its wake, the daily messes. Solitude of soul as silence consumes, Hearing his voice, my soul begins to bloom. My skin tingles with the thought of his touch, Never, have I ever craved & desired any man this much. I yearn to taste his kisses, to feel him pressed to me, A beginning...perhaps...of a dream meant to be.
And You Thought Men Were Smart....lmao
and you thought you men was smart.. lol Body: A man calls home to his wife and says, "Honey I have been asked to go fishing at a big lake up in Canada with my boss and several of his friends. We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that promotion I've been wanting, so would you please pack me enough clothes for a week and set out my rod and tackle box. We're leaving from the office and I will swing by the house to pick my things up. Oh! Please pack my new blue silk pajamas." The wife thinks this sounds a little fishy, but being a good wife she does exactly what her husband asked. The following weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good. The wife welcomes him home and asks if he caught many fish? He says, "Yes! Lot's of Walleye, some Blue gill, and a few Pike. But why didn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to do?" The wife replies "I did, they were in your tackle box." Never, never, try to outsmart a woman...Send this t
10 Feb 07 - Saturday
10 Feb 07 - Saturday 1890 Boris L Pasternak Russia, novelist/poet (Dr Zhivago, Nobel 1958) 1893 Jimmy Durante New York NY comedian (and good-night Mrs Calabash) 1950 Mike Rutherford rocker (Genesis) 1959 Tonga [Uliuli Fifita], wrestler (WCW/WAR/WWF, Ming, Haku, Islanders) 1962 Cliff Burton rocker (Metallica) 1964 Mir Aimal Kansi Quetta Pakistan, murderer (FBI Most Wanted) 1567 Lord Darnley Stuart husband of English queen Mary, murdered 1713 Netherlands & England sign accord concerning anti-French Barrier 1763 Treaty of Paris ends French-Indian War, surrenders Canada to England 1846 British defeat Sikhs in battle of Sobraon, India 1855 US citizenship laws amended all children of US parents born abroad granted US citizenship 1863 PT Barnum stages wedding of Tom Thumb & Mercy Lavinia Warren (New York NY) 1899 US-Spain peace treaty signed by President McKinley; US gets Puerto Rico & Guam 1906 Britain's 1st modern & largest battleship "HMS Dreadnought" launched 1933
Woman walks into an accountant's office in Texas and tells him that she needs to file her taxes. The accountant says, "Before we begin, I'll need to ask you a few questions." He gets her name, address, social security number, etc. and then asks, what is your occupation?" "I'm a whore," she says. The accountant is somewhat taken back and says, "No, No, No, that won't work. Let's try to rephrase that". The woman says, "OK, I'm a high-end call girl". "No, that still won't work. Try again." They both think for a minute; then the woman says, "I'm an elite chicken farmer." The accountant asks, "What does chicken farming have to do with being a prostitute?" "Well , I raised a thousand little peckers last year." "Chicken Farmer it is." ________________________________________________________________________ Interested in getting caught up on today's news? Click here to checkout USA TODAY Headlines.
One, Only You
Why God Made Moms
Why God made Moms. Body: Why God made Moms -- BRILLIANT Answers given by 2nd grade school children to the following questions!! Why did God make mothers? 1. She's the only one who knows where the scotch tape is. 2. Mostly to clean the house. 3. To help us out of there when we were getting born. How did God make mothers? 1. He used dirt, just like for the rest of us. 2. Magic plus super powers and a lot of stirring 3. God made my Mom just the same like he made me. He Just used bigger parts. What ingredients are mothers made of? 1. God makes mothers out of clouds and angel hair and everything nice in the world and one dab of mean. 2. They had to get their start from men's bones. Then they mostly use string, I think. Why did God give you Your mother & not some other mom? 1. We're related 2. God knew she likes me a lot more than other people's moms like me. What kind of little girl was your mom? 1. My mom has always bee
4 Hours Left
That's right! 4 hours left and I'm in 4th place in the Tap the Keg Contest. 900 points seperate me from 3rd place. Can anyone please help me get these 900 points before 11 PM EST TONIGHT! I want to thank those who helped me. You will always have my help. Just message me with your contest links and I'll do my best to help you win. *Note* I posted this blog because it seems like my bulletins do not get read like my blogs. I am going to turn off my bulletins and just use blogs. I have posted just about everyone's bulletins and have 2-3 who return the favor. Thank You, Mike
Anna Nicole Smith
I have to admit that when I heard ANS had passed away, I was not all that shocked. I am sure the conspiricy theories will start to fly in the next few weeks. There is one thing that is making me shake my head and go HUH? I heard on the news that men are lining up to take a paternity test to prove they have fathered her daughter. This goes against everything that I have learned from watching Maury and Jerry. For years I have watched men come on daytime talk shows for the testing, but usually it is to prove they are not the father. Often they accuse the woman of sleeping with multiple men. They say they only slept with her once (which if done right once is enough) Or they say that they never slept with her in the first place. But, in this case they are lining up to prove paternity. I guess I should not be suprised, with the potential windfall the lucky daddy could get. And I am sure that if this were on Maury, the men would be saying Yes she slept with a lot of men, but
Call Me Plz
theyll call you back so that way it won't charge you! SayNow is free, but your cell phone carrier may charge you for receiving text messages.
Grrrrr Owwwwll - Stippers Part 1
Okay for those of you who don't know I'm a strip club DJ 3 or 4 nights a week. I love my job, and I absolutly enjoy and think of most of the girls I work with as my friends.... but last night I would like to know how I became the EVIL A$$H0LE? Couple things first... 1. I'm the DJ, I play what I think is appropriate, needs to be played, and above all I have FINAL SAY in what is played..... Period!!! 2. I play the girls requested music first and formost (mostly because I like them, they move better to it usually, and the customers don't normally care too much as long as the girls are enraptured in what they are doing) 3. I play customer requests even if they arn't up and tipping in hopes that a lil bit of their music will bring em back, it's my job to create a fun environmnet for them. 4. I just flat out like to play upbeat, groove moving, soul sensual, sexual music because i'm like that, very sexual, very sensual, very into having the music speak to me. Okay so toward the middl
What Rising Sign Are You?
Sun sign is Virgo...ok ok no one Your Rising Sign is Aries You're full of energy - and people look to you to get the party started. Confident and honest, you'll be the one to say what everyone is thinking. You are easily bored, and you always find unique ways to do things. You don't just dream it, you do it. And that's why you're so successful. Too intense for some, often times people are intimidated by you. But you're usually smart enough to charm them anyway! What's Your Rising Sign?
(from Shrinky) Great Truths That Adults Have Learned Lol
GREAT TRUTHS THAT ADULTS HAVE LEARNED: > > 1) Raising teenagers is like nailing jelly to a tree. > 2) Wrinkles don't hurt. > 3) Families are like fudge...mostly sweet, with a few nuts. > 4) Today's mighty oak is just yesterday's nut that held its ground. > 5) Laughing is good exercise. It's like jogging on the inside. > 6) Middle age is when you choose your cereal for the fibre, not the toy.
damn it! i forgot to take my birth control pill at noon... and since i've been on this site...i should be pregnant in exactly 5.3 seconds.
How Fuckable Are You
You are 82% fuckable! Take this quiz at
Pepsi Can
You cant drink soda in church anyway, so why does it matter if they dont put "under god" on the can or not. And plus we dont all share that belief. That is why I despise religion
What Kind Of Kisser Are You?
Ok, I'm procrastinating doing these.... You're an Passionate Kisser For you, kissing is about all about following your urges If someone's hot, you'll go in for the kiss - end of story You can keep any relationship hot with your steamy kisses A total spark plug - your kisses are bound to get you in trouble What Kind of Kisser Are You?
Fire Angel
(from Shrinky) Spanking Joke
Shrinky Spanking Message for my friends and a funny joke below. LOL You have been SPANKED. You have been considered One of the SWEET & SEXY FRIENDS on my friends list. Once you u have been SPANKED, you have to ASK YOUR FRIENDS TO SPANK YOU TOO Don't break the chain please! So BEG FOR IT on your friends list and let them SPANK YOU..IF they are SWEET & SEXY! Please read my naughty riddles joke below. LOL Enjoy! Naughty Riddles: > > Q.What do you call a virgin on a waterbed? > A: A cherry float. > > Q: What's the fluid capacity of Monica Lewinsky's > mouth? > A: 1 US leader > > Q: What did the sign on the door of the whorehouse > say? > A: BEAT IT - we're closed. > > Q: Why do walruses go to Tupperware parties? > A: To find a tight seal. > > Q: What's the difference between sin and shame? > A: It is a sin to put it in, but it's a shame to > pull it out. > > Q: What's the speed limit of sex? > A: 68; at 69 you have to turn around. > > Q: Why did Raggedy An
Re: Shout Out
Hiya everyone....I have been waiting for a few weeks for ppl to come meet me and no one has contacted me. I'm guessing this site really doesn't work????? or does it????? I hope u all have a great day!!!!!
lately i have been wondering what it would be like to be with a girl not just a girl. i dont want to turn lez. cause i love matt. but i am thinking more of doing threesomes with him. even if i dont do that i still want to mess around with a girl. i dont know if that is badd or good. so i am starting to freak myself out cause i know a lot of girls do it but its weird for guys so i dont know what to do.
New Horse
rub the ashes on my skin its time to start this once again ive got a new horse gonna ride it to the sun leaving behind everyone i felt your passion die today a red and black sky in its way ive seen it all come crashing down I guess ill see you around to me its plain to see its all a game fallen angels never sing they lift the heads toward the sky and finally spread their wings and fly ive got a new horse gonna ride it to the sun left to die in front of everyone when passion comes to its end its time to say goodbye once again and rid the world of my light a red and black sky in my sight ive fallen prey to it all ill catch you once again when you fall but this time when you think its said and done ill ride my horse back to the sun
International Orgasm Day!
Found this notice out on the Web....just passing it along.... August 8, 2007...(Eight annual!) A celebration as big as any holiday, with as much anticipation, less anxiety, and more fulfillment than waiting for Santa...Write it in your planning calendar now!! Pass the word on to your friends!!! Where: Wherever this message is heard...from Alaska to Zimbabwe (in range of alphabet and temperature)...Where will you be? What: The whole world joining together to celebrate orgasm...solo, in couples, in groups...monosexually, bisexually, homosexually, heterosexually ...(mechanically?! - as with an "Orgasmitron" in Woody Allen's film "Sleeper")...Whatever the method, focusing on positive energy celebration!!... What will you do?

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