For user friendly navigation, please visit

0 500 1000 1025 1050 1075 1100 1125 1150 1175 1200 1225 1250 1275 1300 1325 1350 1351 1352 1353 1354 1355 1356 1357 1358 1359 1360 1361 1362 1363 1364 1365 1366 1367 1368 1369 1370 1371 1372 1373 1374 1375 1400 1425 1450 1475 1500 1733
Holla Back Girl
Doesn't that song drive you bananas? The incessant beat, the stomping, the shushed-out swear words, and just what the heck is Gwen Stefani talking about? We don't want to get everybody fired up, so we put our pom-poms down and tackled this most important inquiry. After a few times around that track, we discovered what a Hollaback Girl is and why Gwen ain't one. The OC Weekly's insightful analysis points to cheerleading as the source of the slang. The cheerleading captain 'hollas' a chant to the squad, and the girls 'holla' it back. So the hollaback girl is a follower, and by extension, she is treated like a doormat, especially by boys. Writers on the Urban Dictionary add that a hollaback girl is all talk, no action, and won't fight back. Obviously, Gwen is gonna fight and give it her all. She even socks it to us by proudly confirming her cheerleader roots. And while similarly a cheerleader at heart, Toni Basil doesn't appear to be a hollaback girl either.
Some days, peoples' ignorance amuses me. However today isn't one of those day. I was looking around on deviant art for some stock photos and I run across a young ladies profile. As always, I made sure to read their rules for the use of their stock, and became so annoyed I almost deleted my account there....... Stock Rules - Please link back to me when you use something from this account. - Please send me a link to the deviation, I will add it to my faves. - Do not use my stock for pagan, wiccan, satanic themes. Or you will be permanently blocked. - I don't mind dark themes, like suicide or depression or death. Now I understand, its her work, she can decide what its used for....but to condone pictures of suicide depression and death and then turn around and say I can't make some beautiful wiccan artwork with her photos? C'mon. Sorry, I'll shut up now.
Lo Gobos!
UNM will trave to Hartford CT, for Round 1 of the Womens NCAA BBall tournament. They are 8th seeded and going up against UW-Green Bay. They play on Sunday! Lo Gobos! On another note... What's there to do in Hartford? I've never been. Anyone close by? Wanna chill? Let me know soon!
The Death Of A Diabetic!!!
What Is A Kiss?
BODY +kisson the stomach? I'm ready +kiss on the forehead? I hpoe we are together forever. +kiss on the ear? Your my everything. +kiss on the cheek? We're friends. +kiss on the hand? I adore you. +Kiss on the neck? We belong together. +kiss on the shoulder? I want you. +kiss on the lips? I LOVE YOU.
Sexy Legs Of Ct Contest
Hey Everyone, This week is the SEXY LEGS OF CT CONTEST!!! Please come comment (bomb) my picture. I've never done one of these before so gotta do it in style!! Just click the picture Kisses Legs
Traumaless Drama
Even the middle Of nowhere Is somewhere You just wish You were Someplace else Feeling abandoned Left stranded Lacking direction And missing Much hope No inner light To guide Your path Insecurities posing As actual Fears The sensation Of being lost Never wanting To be found No matter where You try to hide Youll always Find you Right here
My So Called Life Part 2
Not really ranting today just wanted to say that it was really cool Friday I got to spend 4hours with my son and my parents they havent gotten to see him in about 2 months thanks to "her" I talked to my father the other day on the phone and he had told me "that he did not want to get attached to "it" because he thought she was never going to let them see there grandchild and they didnt want to have their hearts broken" this pissed me off. I told him that he had just called my son an it 3 times during the course of our conversation and that his name was Aidan and regardless of whether or not he got to see him or not that he would always be hisgrandfather and he needed to realize that. he apologized, it still hurt to hear him say that god I hate my ex so much sometimes yet love her to I hate this state also I miss Florida I miss my friends down there. Grrrrrrrr why cant I find that special someone that is not pyscho, married, handfasted, spoken for, bi polar, clinically depressed, suic
Most Dependable Friend Contest ;)
MikeS is a wonderful & dependable friend, that is always there for anyone and everyone...lets be there for him this time... just click the pic.. you know what to do! Comment bomb away & don't forget to rate! I personally will make it worth your while if you just let me know that you helped out ;)) Luv&Hugs, ~MzMic~ ~click here~ -Mike S (The most dependable friend EVER)
Sex Facts
Be sure to read the warning at the bottom . I didn't change a word! I'm not messing with the Sex Fairy! ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- 1 . Sex is a beauty treatment . Scientific tests find that when women make love they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which makes hair shine and skin smooth . ============= 2 . Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes . The sweat produced cleanses the pores and makes your skin glow . ============= 3 . Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled on during that romantic dinner . ============= 4 . Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up . It stretches and tones up just about every muscle in the body . It's more enjoyable than swimming 20 laps, and you don't need special sneakers! ============= 5 . Sex is an instant cure for mild depression . It releases endorphins into the bloodstream, producing a sense of euph
Few Irish Jokes
Only the Irish have Jokes Like These Oldies Into a Belfast pub comes Paddy Murphy, looking like he'd just been run over by a train. His arm is in a sling, his nose is broken, his face is cut and bruised and he's walking with a limp. "What happened to you?" asks Sean, the bartender. " Jamie O'Conner and me had a fight," says Paddy. "That little shit, O'Conner," says Sean, "He couldn't do that to you, he must have had something in his hand." "That he did," says Paddy, "a shovel is what he had, and a terrible lickin' he gave me with it." "Well," says Sean, "you should have defended yourself, didn't you have something in your hand?" That I did," said Paddy. "Mrs. O'Conner's breast, and a thing of beauty it was, but useless in a fight." ********************************************************************************************************** An Irishman who had a little too much to drink is driving home from the city one night and, of course, his car i
If You Leave Me Now
The nights are wearing me down And it`s hard getting through the day `Cos I need you right now And right now you`re so faraway I guess I should have known That I`d end up this way But I swear I`ll come home And then nothing will drag me away, Now that some much time has passed I know that this love of ours will last forever Cos we feel it, tast it, hold it and believe it You need me like I need you I know you do, I'm sure you do And I`m all alone feeling the tears Falling down from my eyes I was forcing myself just walk through the day When all I really wanted to do was curl up in a corner and cry Nothing had any meaning And I just thought let's give it another day and see if anything happens Then you came along like my own ray of sunshine Made me feel warm, safe and alive again, Don`t you ever leave me baby Don`t you ever leave me now Don`t you ever leave me baby I am lost and broken If you leave me now Chicago - If You Leave Me Now (Remastered LP Version)Mus
~something New~
I am new to this well not to blogging but to CherryTAP..I am liking what I see so far and I cant wait till I am able to just dig right on in and see whats up..Thanks to the ones that have given me a warm welcome :) Anyways just wanted to throw a few words out there :) Have a great morning, afternoon, evening depending on when you look at this lol :))
Something Im Writing
How often do we look in the mirror and ask ourselves " Why do I do these things?" That is not only a question we ask ourselves everyday, but it is also a question other people ask when hearing, and or seeing the things other people do. We question are own minds, the things we have been brought up being taught and the things that influence us to the point of who we are today. We have the power of having a freedom of choice, a voice to speak out, a mind to hold are own personal thoughts inside, and a society we question over and over again. In later days of the past Society was considered to be a hell we were forming, and with todays Society it has been made into an abyss of the Sickened ones Utopia. I have seen such horrible things in this world, have heard such horrible things, and even have experienced some of them. I truly don't understand why people are this disgusting. I have a fascination for psychoanalyzing the human mind. Forensic Psychology. I want to know why these peo
Life is Death
Do You Remember??
Looking back on yesterday, Of all the times, As kids we played, The bumps, The bruises, The teasing, The hate, The days on the beach, and the trips to the lake, Rides in the walker, Goin fast down the hill, Hearing you laugh, Was worth all the thrill, Days spent at the fairs, Your eyes all lit up, To angie teasing you, Of having lips like a duck, I remember when we moved to Canada, How excited you were, Or when you went to uncle chucks, With all that inner fear, How proud i was of you, For your grade 12 graduation, As well as again being proud, When you graduated boot camp, You have always been my heart, I really hope you remember and know, Now that your gone on assignment, We miss you terribly and want you safely home, Terry and Adam miss the hell outta you, We all anticipate the day, When we can hug you and kiss you, And no longer have to pray, Written by: Azalia On: Feb 15th, 2007
Ae Fond Kiss
This is my fav love poem or love lost We all know that one.....If you need help with the language chat me up its written in Scotts English not what you all might be used to. Ae fond kiss, and then we sever; Ae fareweel, alas, for ever! Deep in heart-wrung tears I'll pledge thee, Warring sighs and groans I'll wage thee. Who shall say that Fortune grieves him, While the star of hope she leaves him? Me, nae cheerful twinkle lights me; Dark despair around benights me. I'll ne'er blame my partial fancy, Naething could resist my Nancy: But to see her was to love her; Love but her, and love for ever. Had we never lov'd sae kindly, Had we never lov'd sae blindly, Never met-or never parted, We had ne'er been broken-hearted. Fare-thee-weel, thou first and fairest! Fare-thee-weel, thou best and dearest! Thine be ilka joy and treasure, Peace, Enjoyment, Love and Pleasure! Ae fond kiss, and then we sever! Ae fareweeli alas, for ever! Deep in h
General Rules On My Blogs
Hello, I figured I might as well write up what my blogs are for people who are going to read them. I only have a few rules. One keep in mind these are my thoughts and feelings and pretty much no offense has nothing to do with your feelings. I may say some things that will upset others , which is the second rule. If you have any issues with something I have said say it to me. I don't play the third party game. If you have an issue and its brought to me by you I will possibly explain why I said what I said and settle things so your not upset if I can. Play the third party game and all I have to say is good bye. I am here to relax, write out my thoughts and have fun. I am not here for drama or world war three. Please keep an open mind when you read what I write if nothing else it shows a bit of who I am or is intended to make you think or laugh. This is me, like me, hate me or ignore me you won't change my thoughts once they are set without a very good reason but if theres a valid point I
This Sucks!! Haha
ok my boy will be 9 on saturday yep a st pattys day baby! anyway all he ask for was these stupid shoes that have skates in the bottom 65.00 fuckin dollars well i orderd em thursday and they were deliverd friday at 9:30 a.m but not to me damnit soooo now im fighting with UPS to find out where the hell he dilverd em too they have dickd me around alday and i still havent found the fucked up shoes tomm ill have to call em agin and ak the same question where the fucks my package! i know im ranting but damn the UPS there nite all...xoxox
I can't believe this is happening, You were always just so strong, You never turned your back on us, Even though sometimes, We were wrong, You always helped in any way that you could, And you always had something to say, But now God has called you home, Knowing your at rest makes it ok, You havre endured alot in your life, And made alot of friends along the way, Your heart was pure as gold tata, And so for you to God i pray, Dear lord, please take care of my tata, Help him to rest and hurt no more, Cause we want him to earn his angels wings, Thank you for letting walk through your door, We thank you tata, For your presence in our lives, We know you'll be smiling down on us, From the kingdome of heavely skies, So now i want to end this, With an I love you and welcome home, So go in peace and may god bless you, God has happily welcomed you home,,, Written by: Azalia On: Jan 10th, 1992
Love Vs. Sex
A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away. As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely. The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same all
Love Spell
A spell for love that ye shall find, all ye seek and throughout mankind Oh mystic moon high in the sky help these ladies on here not to give up and cry They only seek their knight of gold, to love them and cherish them till they grow old Oh moonlight beams on them do glow and they will find their lover so I asked ye of this my Mistress of Old for whom I serve as the years unfold Three times round the circled stone,,,, life with love and not alone Send them love they yearn and strive. This is the year of love.
Real Men ...
1.) A real man doesn't kiss and tell. 2.) A real man notices his girl's hair & nails. 3.) A real man calls her beautiful.. not hot, sexy, or fine as fuck. 4.) A real man calls his girl on a daily basis no matter how busy or tired he is. 5.) A real man looks past what he's heard about her or what his friends think of her. 6.) A real man wants to spend as much time as he can with his woman, and won't get sick of her. 7.) A real man doesn't care if she gave it up on the first, second, or third night, or hasn't yet. 8.) A real man comes over just to watch a movie. 9.) A real man kisses his girl on the forehead just because. 10.) A real man doesn't tell his girl what he thinks you want to hear, he tells her the truth. 11.) A real man should be treated like one ... 12.) A real man knows how to put his girl's ass to sleep 13.) A real man don't ask questions when his girl says she needs something ... him, sex, or money. 14.) A real man lets hoes know he has a girl. 15.) A real ma
Will You Give This To My Daddy
Will you give this to my Daddy? As a Company, Southwest Airlines is going to support "Red Fridays." Last week I was in Atlanta , Georgia attending a conference. While I was in the airport, returning home, I heard several people behind me beginning to clap and cheer. I immediately turned around and witnessed one of the greatest act's of patriotism I have ever seen. Moving thru the terminal was a group of soldiers in their camo's, as they began heading to their gate everyone (well almost everyone) was abruptly to their feet with their hands wav ing and cheering. When I saw the soldiers, probably 30-40 of them, being applauded and cheered for it hit me. I'm not alone. I'm not the only red blooded American who still loves this country and supports our troops and their families. Of course I i mmediately stopped and began clapping for these young unsung heroes who are putting their lives on the line everyday
So Last Night. . .
I have stated many times that I love to know everything. I have a need for knowing what is not widely known. I am a trivia nut. I know stupid little facts that are only useful when playing Trivial Pursuit, NTN Trivia or watching Jeopardy. Not too many times in my life do I get to use the useless knowledge rotting my grey matter and this post is no different. I have no story of "Man I got to drop some knowledge today and I got this "hotty" to dance on my face." That would have been a great story Sorry, still thinking about that visual. And I am really sorry for putting that visual in your heads. I digress. The pursuit of knowledge did, however, bring me to the keyboard today. I got home from work last night and my roommate was up. He could not sleep, which is something that plagues the both of us, so I wasn't too surprised to see him sitting on the couch when I walked in the door. He was watching a film that he had been telling me about and that I have wanted to see for sometime.
Love Vs Sex!
A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away. As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely. The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same all
Looking through the window pane of my soul My heart yearns for a love once sound My thoughts are surrounded by images of terror And my essence of my being is in question Looking through the window pane of my life I see tragedy haunting me with vengeance A shadowy figure in the corner taunts me And my dreams lye shattered on the floor Looking through the window pane of my dreams I see sharp shards ripping my wishes into pieces A single ray of sunshine filtered by the darkness of doubt An unwillingness to let go of the past Looking through the window pane of my hopes I see a series of unfortunate road blocks One twist after another But a sign near the end of the road that reads In your self may you find redemption In yourself May you find peace In yourself may you find Life In Yourself May you find yourself March 12, 2007 -Ted E. Brown II
The First Letter Of Your Name(s)!
According to studies, the first letter of your first name reveals your sexual identity ... What do you think? Repost this with the letter of your first name. -A- You are not particularly romantic, but you are interested inaction. You mean business. With you, what you see is what you get. You have no patience for flirting and can't be bothered with someone who is trying to be coy, cute, demure,and subtly enticing. You are an up front person. When it comes to sex, its action that counts not obscure hints.Your mate's physical attractiveness is important to you. You find the chase and challenge of the "hunt" invigorating. You are passionate and sexual as well as being much more adventurous than you appear; however, you do not go around advertising these qualities. Your physical needs are your primary concern. -B- You give off vibes of lazy sensuality. You enjoy being romanced, wined, and dined. You are very ha ppy to receive gifts as an ___expression of the affection of your lover.
Whats New
i know not alot people read my blog but i dont care. if any of my friends noticed that i am not on as much it is because i have a job and i work a rotating shift.. i have a few bills to pay so the extra money goes to paying them off. not to mention getting 2 visits a month with my son
Happy Hour
This is to every one that stopped by my pagfe during Happy..... Sexy & Romantic glitter graphics from Sexi
Ok, I'm sitting here drinking Canadian Club and it just so dawns on 3 months I'm going to be a dad. Hell I don't know if I'm ready for it. What choice do I have? I was an only kid what do I know about babies. I'm excited. I'm scared...shitless. It's hard to explain everything that goes through my mind on any given day about this. I have a hard time imagining myself as a dad. A corrupting uncle maybe....but a dad? LOL I'm wandering what the fuck I've gotten myself into. I know in my own little world I'm eagerly awaiting the arrival of Eli Robert.
There Is Something Alive In My Basement...
OK.. so its just a squirrel or bird But it makes a lot of noice and Pluto is going nuts. :) I thought it was out earlier. Other than that not a lot went on today. Went to the bank. Got my haircut.. which my son was mad He still wants it long for when he gets sleepy and wants to twirl it.
Your Help Needed!!!!
HELP NEEDEDTHE STATION NEEDS YOUR HELPHELP FORMAT THE STATIONMAKE MIX SHOWS FOR WEEKENDSSPREAD THE WORD ABOUT THE STATIONMAKE STATION IDS AND JINGALSMAKE REMIXES FOR THE STATIONDONATE TO THE STATION There are many ways you can help out and we need that help to make the station better!!! We will soonn be running a show on XM Satelite Radio!!! We are also working on phone service so that we can take call in requests and dedications!!! Right now we are over budget and need all the help to make it better!!!! We have added a chat room on the website that you can use to talk to the djs and make requests and or dedications if you have any!!!! This will be used for live shows on the station and etc!!! We are doing all we can to make things better fr everyone!!! We hope you like and will enjoy!!! We
Hating Stuff To Make Yourself Look Interesting Is Not Interesting
Conservatives Wanting Giuliani For President?
Ok I was going to title this blog, "WTF?" but I may say that bout a lot of other things so I figured I would be rather on point as to why I am fuckin annoyed. So Conservatives (and Republicans)went after Clinton for getting a blowjob during office, fine I can understand where they are coming from on that issue, being as they all are the pinnacles of virtue and the champions of public morals. However, here we are in 2007 and all you keep hearing is how Conservatives are looking to back Rudy Giuliani for President in 2008 and I say WTF? Don't they know Rudy cheated on his wife with the woman he later married? And that she served as hostess for functions at Gracie Mansion there after? This was something big in NY (being a native NY'er) but most of the U.S. doesn't probably know bout it cuz they got their head up their ass or are too worried bout who is doin who or what in their lil hick ass town. So give me a fuckin break people we impeach someone for a blowjob by an intern but we are
Fuckin Mondays
So today i got up at 6am and i went to bed at 1:30 am so shitty. Im not a morning person. Anyway after i got done working out t 7:45am i went and showered and then went and painted this big ass building. It was really not that fun because today was in the 90's. At like noonish i got yelled at for not getting a haircu this wekend and then i went to lunch and then got a haircut, after that i got back and they said i had a fucked up hair cut and i wasnt to happy bout that. but whateva. After that it was like 2 pm so i was told to go and do some paperwork. It was like a 100 degrees in the office it was really not fun at all. after that i was off work so im sittin here in some board shorts and a tshirt eating subway and on cherry tap. Boy this sure is the life.
I Want Pic Comments And Ranks Please!!
Hook me up!! Check out the pix in my "just me" folder ;)
Do You Have A Dirty Mind???
Your Mind is NC-17 Rated You're mind is so filthy... you should should be washing every part of you out with soap. If your thoughts can go dirty, they do. Almost everything is NC-17 to you! Do You Have a Dirty Mind?
my body hurts....i went to the gym for the first time in forever and now i hurt LOL. I havent worked out in forever sigh...oh well back to the grindstone
Sexiest Man In A Dress Contest Is Now Open
The sexiest man in a dress contest is now open. Come help show these men they have what it takes to win. Good Luck to you all... ~Just Meee~
Your Love Life Secrects..oooohhh..
This IS true!! lol Your Love Life Secrets Are Looking back on your life, you will have a few true loves. You're a little scarred from your past relationships, but who isn't? You expect a lot from your lover - you want the full package. You tend to be very picky. In fights, you speak your mind and don't hold back. You know you're right, and you can get quite angry about it. A break-up usually comes as a shock to you. You always think things are going well. Your Love Life Secrets, Revealed
Nsfw Pictures
I put this in a bulliten but decided to blog it too - seems different people read each Due to a recent development - I have decided to take down my nsfw pictures - or a majority of them Be careful who you trust even the most benign person can turn evil... Be sorry to those you hurt, there are somethings you can never fix... the internet is no place for trusting souls and open hearts... Cat
Virtual Prunin Shears Up For The First Round
Well, if you got an alert for this one, you're still on my friends list. There's still a few of you whom I have not heard from who are still on the list-- I seem to recall conversations in the past, so I'm trying to be patient. So, Mrs. Dragon, cunninglinguist, mistress heather, Odin, Joanna, Bedazzled Deb, Katie, Dd, Black Dragon, Damien, Oakdragon, Jugalette Woman, Chaotic Dragon, sassi, Onyx dragon, Rain Feather, Joey Jr., and Devil in Cuffs-- come on down... I'll try to ping y'all individually if I can. At least my list seems to be down to a level where I can do that now. But, better yet, send me a message, a shourt-- whatever. That's the idea here.
Hey Everybody Read This!!!!!
the Morph Man wanted me to pass the word around some that he is BACK......... copy and paste in the address bar at the top kk use this to add him back on your friends list if you know who he is ....... thanks katiejo.......
Death....and Other Things
Why does life always seem to be over rated? when you least execpt it things could go really bad. Like having a loved one die. in the blink of a eye they are okay and then the next they are dead and gone. Does anything make sense??? I have random thoughts of death. I have dreams that death is coming to get me BEFORE I am ready to go away from this place. Death is not a person or a Sign its just DEATH! its something that happens but its not really something to be talking about always. I know people that are so scared of it they have to go to a therpist just deal with it. does anyone out here ever think about this stuff???? I dont know maybe I am the only one. WHO KNOWS!
If Clan Lasombra is the heart of the Sabbat, Clan Tzimisce is the soul. Even other vampires grow uneasy around these eerie Kindred, and the clan's nickname of "Fiends" vas given to it in nights past by horrified Kindred of other lines. The Tzimisce's signature Discipline of Vicissitude is the subject of particular dread; tales speak of crippling disfigurements inflicted on a vhim, of ghastly "experiments" and tortures refined beyond human or vampiric - comprehensIon or endurance. This fearsome reputation often seems unvarranted at first. Many Tzimitsce are reserved and perspicacsious beings, a far cry from the howling war packs that compose much of the Sabbat. Most Tzimisce appear to be rational creatures, formidable intelligent, possessed of an inquisitive and scientific bent, and unstmtingly gracious to guests Kindred who treat wlth the Tzimisce, though, realize that the Fiends' human traits are the merest veneer over something. . .else. For millennia the Fiends have explored and
How Much Sex Appeal Do I Have??? Hmmm
You Are 72% Sexy Your Sex Appeal Is: Extremely High You're very sexy. You just have that certain something that takes over a room. You know how to attract, entice, and keep whoever you want. You are truly appealing. How Much Sex Appeal Do You Have?
Karma Does Exist
HAHAHAHA You guys are going to laugh your ass off at this one, I heard from my mother in law tonight she told me something that made me laugh my ass off! Sheena who broke up with me and ruined 9 years worth of a relationship for another guy got DUMPED by the guy she cheated on me with! See Karma does exist! I told everyone it was gunna happen i said he'd do it and woot woot i was right! Don't worry i aint never gunna take her sorry ass back but i think it is a fucking howl she got her ass dumped. So to people out there who i told , Wootness told you guys it would happen!! HAHAHAHA!
hey I got some new pictures in here so take a look but if you don't like them,just don't tell me ok!LOL
You May Be a Bit Histrionic... Dramatic and over the top, you crave attention. And you'll do anything it takes to get noticed. You love to be seductive, even when it's inappropriate. If you're ignored, you're easily hurt ... and act out even more! What Personality Disorder Are You?
Ummm Anadlib From A Really Old Show About A Mummy
OK so I kinda stole this from a horror flick I saw many years ago. It was about a mummy and the only thing he couldsay was. "cooooooin, cooooooin." Yeah I'm wierd but aren't we all sometimes?
March 16, (b-day)
Whoa, Wow-Wee, Over 20, Next Week, 24 I'll B, Down On The Grown, Starting To Clown, Because I'll Be In Tha Sky, Flying So High, Cuz I'm On One, Or Two...Or Three
Things You Never Knew Your Cell Phone Could Do.
There are a few things that can be done in times of grave emergencies. Your mobile phone can actually be a lifesaver or an emergency tool for survival. Check out the things that you can do with it: FIRST Subject: Emergency The Emergency Number worldwide for Mobile is 112. If you find yourself out of the coverage area of your mobile; network and there is an emergency, dial 112 and the mobile will search any existing network to establish the emergency number for you, and interestingly this number 112 can be dialed even if the keypad is locked. Try it out. SECOND Subject: Have you locked your keys in the car? Does your car have remote keyless entry? This may come in handy someday. Good reason to own a cell phone: If you lock your keys in the car and the spare keys are at home, call someone at home on their cell phone from your cell phone. Hold your cell phone about a foot from your car door and have the person at your home press the unlock button, holdi
Old-fashioned and tradition-bound, the Ventrue are sophisticated and genteel. They believe in good taste above all else and work hard to make their lives comfortable. They are most frequently the leaders in the Camarilla, and are cautious, honorable, social and elegant Kindred. The Ventrue fancy themselves a clan of the modern world, and deny that they live in the past. This may be true of the most powerful members of the clan, but many are unable to give up the habits and dress of the time when they were Embraced. The attitudes and beliefs of one's mortal days are never forgotten by a Ventrue. They are most often found among the upper crust of the mortal world. Their sophistication serves them in good stead among the elite of mortal society, and it allows them to control many of the more powerful members of the city. Because of the relative ease in which they fit in among such company, the Ventrue often have a monopoly on political control of the city. If something goes wrong, i
Arcade Fire
Tonight I just seen the best band in the world right now !!!!!!!!!!! ARCADE FIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Tell the world just like i'm the now. I'm in awe of this spectalcal that I had the pleasure of seeing. Who the fuck dose bono think he is? coldplay fuck right off! this is what is needed!!!!!!!!!!! They may look like they are from the time when the real war was happen, not the oil war of today, I only wish they where, because what the fuck would we be listen to now? HEAVEN thats what!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! A R C A D E F I R E join up or die!
Kallenavn: Warlocks || Trollmenn?? Even among vampires, the insular Clan Tremere bears a reputation for treachery. This reputation is well earned; the Tremere were formerly a cabal of human wizards who, hungering for immortal life, wrested the secrets of vampirism from unwilling Kindred. Such vile deeds earned the clan a sinister reputation; even today, certain vampire clans would love nothing better than to destroy the entire Tremere line. Nonetheless, Clan Tremere holds a place in the Camarilla, for its members were instrumental in suppressing the Inquisition and supporting the Masquerade. Then, too, the Tremere have proved themselves dangerous enemies - and powerful allies. Tremere still practice a version of the arcane arts they studied in life, and so these "warlocks" use their sorcerous powers in service to the Camarillaalmost as much as they use the Camarilla in service to themselves. Sect: Sttter opp under camarilla og har gjort s siden tremeres opprinnelse. Kla
Fuck Fuck Fuck
I just accidentally deleted my entire modeling folder. a;lkjfdalijewpaoijeoijaeoiafsdj!!!
The Toreador are called many things - "degenerates," "artistes," "poseurs" and "hedonists" being but a few. But any such lumpen categorization does the clan a disservice. Depending on the individual and her mood, Toreador are alternately elegant and flamboyant, brilliant and ludicrous, visionary and dissipated. Perhaps the only truism that can be applied to the clan is its members aesthetic zeal. Whatever a Toreador does, she does with passion. Whatever a Toreador is, she is with passion.To the Toreador, eternal life is to be savored. Many Toreador were artists, musicians or poets in life; many more have spent frustrating centuries producing laughable attempts at art, music or poetry Toreador tout themselves as cultivators of all that is best about humanity.. Occasionally, a particularly gifted or inspired creator is Embraced into the clan, to preserve her talent for eternity. In this manner, Clan Toreador has inducted some of humanity's greatest artists, poets and musicians into i
The Sensual Shave
Please comment, even if it's negative. Running a hot bath... the steam filling the room. Giving life to the flickering flames of the candles that surround the bath. Fresh petals personally plucked from flowers garnish the water and lay strewn about the floor. The music waifing its way through and under the door. Just loud enough to be felt and the meaning interpreted. No words are spoken. Allow the heat to be absorbed into your muscles. Feel the tension lifted. Let my hands gently seek and knead the knots away. Gentle caresses fondle your curves. My hands resting upon your thighs. Time to shave now. The intake of your breath as you feel the draw of the blade tracing your skin. The trust you place in me, as I ever so slowly draw the blade across your skin. The scent of the flowers rising to your lungs. The intense heat of the water completely relaxing your muscles and opening your pores. You can feel each tiniest hair whisked away by my strokes. The way I take my
Stone Sour "through Glass"
i'm looking at you throught the glass,don't know how much time has pased oh God it feels like forever,but no one ever tells y0u that forever feels like home, sitting all alone inside your head cause i'm looking at you throught the glass,don't know how much time has passed all i know is tht it feels like forver,but no one ever tells you that forever feels like home,sitting all alone inside your that song.
Story 2
you make me feel so hot now .... tell me what you want me to do masteres... o you wanna tigh me to your bed ? naked ? ok ... what you gonna do ??? please hurt me bad ??? for i'm sutch a bad boy .... mmmm you give me a striptease .... that's not a punish !!! mmmm i see you've shaved yourself... i see you're wet too !!! little drups of your hot juice roll over your legs !!! let me taste you please... - you wanne taste ? you say ... yes, please , -this ? and you put a finger in your wet pussy ... -you wanne taste this ???? while you put your wet finger in your mouth ... YESSSSSSSS please - i don't think so you naughty boy !!! and you come to sit between my legs at the end of the bed .... if i put up my head i can see right in your pussy, al opened and wet ... i see you put your finger inside again and you start to touch your klit with the wet finger... all the time you look at me as to ask if i wanna touch it .... my dick begins to grow and grow see it
Just So Everyone Knows
Go to then scroll to the bottom where it says card 17 march stpattys something like that click there and look at the 13th person on the list that is me my fight is on st. patricks day so have fun I'm gonna win one for roseburg...woop woop
Caine's childer are called "The Damned," and no vampires embody this more fully than the wretches of Clan Nosferatu. While other vampires still look human and may travel in mortal society, N osferatu are twisted and deformed by the curse of vampirism. Other Kindred speak shudderingly of Caine placing a mark upon the entire clan for the monstrous deeds of its Antediluvian founder. As such, Nosferatu find themselves loathed and osrracized by the other Children of Caine, who consider them disgusting and interact with them only when they must. Following the Embrace, Nosferatu childer suffer an agonizing transformation as, over the subsequent weeks, they warp from humans into hideous monsters. The horror " of the physical devolution often produces an accompanying psychological trauma. Unable to walk among the kine, Nosferatu must dwell in subterranean sewers and catacombs forever after. Nosferatu often choose physically or emotionally twisted mortals for the Embrace, seeing in the
A Crush????
Just thought i should share that when i signed in today i saw someone had a crush on me. decided to blog about it. wonder who it is? I feel like i'm back in school telling secrets lol. love me
Even other Damned fear the Malkavians. The cursed blood of their clan has polluted their minds, with the result that every last Malkavian across the world is incurably insane. What's worse, a Malkavian's madness can take nearly any form, from overpowering homicidal tendencies to near-catatonia. In many cases, there's no way to tell a Malkavian apart from the "sane" members of other clans. Those few whose psychoses are immediately obvious are among the most terrifying vampires to stalk the streets. For as long as even the eldest Cainites can remember, the Malkavians have always stirred Kindred society with their passage. Although the clan has instigated no great wars nor toppled mortal governments (at least, to the best of their fellow vampires' knowledge), the very presence of a Malkavian works a subtle change on a city. Chaos nips at the Lunatics' heels, and those who associate with even the most well-meaning Malkavian often find their lives or unlives altered by the Cainite's madn
i was thinking woulen't it be nice to come to your room this night, and get with you in bed ....i'll move real slow , not to wake you , wanna feel your warm back against my body ... i'll touch your beautifull body with one hand ... slowly... move it over your hips , wanna feel how soft you are !!! then i touch your breasts ... go to your nipple . I love to feel a womans body change by my touch ... your nipple get's hard now ... You think you have a nice dream ... suddenly , you turn to your back . I can see you smile !! yep, must be a nice dream .. i know it's riscky , but i can't resist to go with my mouth to that hard nipple ... i lick on it , make it all wet , then, jently blow a little ... mmmm she get's even harder now .... My hand go's slowly down to your pussy .... i'm getting nuts from exitement now .... hope you don't wake up .... think it's so kinky , touching you like this !!! my finger touches your pussy now ...waaaaauw you're so wet !!!! i hear you mow
cross my heart and hope to die behind my back you will try to stick the needle of pain and keep me blind once again but I can see your every move the eye of sadness will watch in turn and keep me from losing my mind when the things you do are so unkind it will keep an eye on evil things in my soul the bells will ring and warn me to leave this place lies and sadness will erase all thats left is an empty soul when the things behind my back take their toll
Of all vampires, the Gangrel are perhaps closest to their inner nature.These nomadic loners spurn the constraints of society, preferring the comfort of the wilderness. How they avoid the wrath of the werewolves is unknown; perhaps it has something to do with the fact that the Gangrel are themselves shapeshifters. When a mortal speaks of a vampire changing into a wolf or a bat, she is probably speaking of a Gangrel. Like the Brujah, Gangrel are fierce warriors; unlike the Brujah, Gangrel ferocity does not stem from anarchic rage, but from animalistic instinct. They are among the most predatory Kindred, and love to lose themselves in the thrill of the hunt. Gangrel have a keen understanding of the Beast in their souls, and prefer to spend their nights in communion with the animals whom they so emulate. Indeed, Gangrel are so attuned to their Beasts that, after losing themselves to frenzy, animalistic features often appear on their bodies. The clan itself has little contact with, or
Give Me Some
alright...I had this great idea. Everyday I log onto cherry tap I have the pleasure of meeting so many people. The interesting thing about the people that I meet on here is that they are mostly men with glamorous lives and shit loads of cash...( or so they tell me ). I am a married women with 2 kids and very little money soooooo.... I was thinking, which is always dangerous... it's time to put your money where your mouth is. I have a paypal account that would love to see more cash flow in it..and since the story I hear from so many of you is that you have more money then you know what to do with... I decided I could take some off your hands. I mean I would just be helping you freaks out....
Well I would tell everyone about my life but the sad part is I can't. Everytime I try and tell people stuff the courts seem to get involved. so I will make things simple and easy I LIKE CRAYONS. Hope everyone has a great week.
From the desert wastes of the East come the Assamites, and they bring with them a miasma of terror. The Assamites are known throughout vampire society as a clan of murderous assassins, working for whoever can pay their price. The price they charge for their work is the vitae of other Kindred; for the Assamites, diablerie is the greatest sacrament. Assamites tend to avoid the affairs of the Camarilla and the Sabbat, working for either or both sides in pursuit of their goals. They do circulate among sect-held cities; other Kindred find them useful for slaying rivals, enforcing blood hunts, scourging undesirable childer, and infiltrating rival's power bases. However, Assamites rarely form true alliances with other Kindred, for they consider other Children of Caine to be of inferior stock. Unlike other clans, the Assamites do not claim to have a founder of the Third Generation. Rather, they believe their founder to be a member of the Second Generation, making all other Cainites flawed c
A Twisted Tale
As she sits by a fire alone in the woods drinking a decadent tea The beast of the shadows has crept up from behind as he grabs her ignores her plea His captive now bound hangs from a limb a tasty treat to be sure A strange mix of excitement adds to her fears as she expects his thoughts are impure Relieved of her clothes unable to move feeling the trace of his claw Along with the fear a tremble of pleasure is what in her eyes he saw Excitement abounds so he takes her down and trusses her over a stump Her breasts on the ground her knees tied to her waist perfectly exposing her rump So vulnerable a sight by the campfires light he must have a little taste As his tongue slips in her moans begin her pleasure mounting in haste Caught up in her trance by the firelights dance enter this morsel he must With her screams of pleasure as he gives his full measure delivered in passionate thrusts Reward of fulfillment born from restraint is something
Outta My System
A Busy Year Ahead
Angel On My Shoulder
I am a kind hearted person,more than what people think,I have no fear,I have an angel on my shoulder,He is there.I am safe.He is my rain,my Heaven,The sun reflected in my eye,my smile,...He is true,And the most prettiest shade of blue like the sky I have ever seen,...He is always there.With this angel on my shoulder everything is wonderful now.
My E Xperince
When I first sign up for this contest (The Most Sexiest Cherry Contest) I was thinking this will be a fun thing to do. I was so wrong its wasnt fun at all. it was a pain in the ass I ended up posting 7 bulletins and hardly no one responed to my bulletins . At one point I was thinking to myself its obvious that im not doing something right here so i kept tryin to get anyone to come and help me. A handful of ppl did and thanks again. I thought I would had alot more comments by now but dont. I wont be in entering anymore contests in the future. please feel free to tell me your thoughts
I'm Not That Girl
I wish I was that girl. but I'm not. And I keep setting myself up in situations, but I don't understand how you can say you love me... Aren't you supposed to love one person? Not telling other people you love them too.. I must be some kind of attention whore or maybe I really am in love... I don't know. I wish you loved me half as much as I love you. I'm tired, but I don't sleep. I'm sick, but I won't get better. I'm through, but I can't finish. I'm done, but I'm just starting. I'm giving you what you want, but if I didn't, you wouldn't love me, but I don't I always tell everyone a guy doesn't matter and that if they can't accept you for who you are, then fuck them? I need to stop giving advice.. I'm a hypocrite. Fuckkkk meee in the ass. My emotions are so screwed.
Fake Ass Friends 2
Look ima say this once and only once. Take me off your list if: 1.) If your girlfriend is dumb enough to disrespect me I will say something nasty to her right back. If you block me because your girlfriend disrepected me and i defended my self don't ever fucking come back it mean you lost your chance at friendship with me. I am sick of this shit. I am sick of these dumb bitches who get jealous of me because i am friends with their boyfriend. Get over your self girls. I ain't trying to take your man. I am single by CHOICE and I choose to remain SINGLE. 2.) If you are on my list to get points take me off i ain't here to help you raise your points. 3.) If you want to see my private folder don't ask you will not receive!!!!! ask me enough I will take you off my list completely. 4.)If you want to fuck me.I don't care what you wanna do because you ain't doing it. No I wont meet u no I want sleep with u if I do and no I don't wanna see you on cam with your little dic
Bad Day!!!
I have no idea whats the matter with me, I had a good day at work, it went fast, after work I talked with the man of my dreams, but then after we hung up the phone, I began feeling depressed. My son came home, doing just the littlest shit, and it got on my nerves. I get so tired of feeling alone, I hate this feeling. It hurts to want someone so bad, and then to not have them, hell I confuse myself. Oh well, figured what the hell girl, have a few drinks, you'll feel fine, pass out,lol. and wake up again to start over another day.
Gender Equality
Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut & still think they are sexy. I got this quote in a "Men Strike Back" joke today, but as I sat there and stared at it, I started to think less about it as an amusing joke, and more and more about the truth of it. The sad truth. In the end, men who do not meet the societal beauty standards often think they're hot stuff while women who are perfectly attractive do not. I saw this over and over again on dating sites where people had to "grade" their appearance (like, what the hell?). Perfectly ordinary men almost always graded themselves as "hot," while very attractive women were "average." We all know women tend to be more insecure about appearance than men are. Obviously, there's a lot more focus on female appearance in our society, and because men are generally so much more visual and focused on looks, there's more pressure on women to always be visually appealing. (Side no
A Good Day.
I've decided to start a blog that is totally about what I'm facing with my mom's Alzheimer's. Yesterday and today have been good days for my mom. The first two good days in a month. After another trip to a hospital in Chicago, it appears they finally got her meds adjusted and it's helping. She's been like "mom"...sweet, loving, considerate, and quiet. We had been told that if they couldn't get her combativeness and hostility under control, she would have to go to a lock-down facility for Alzheimer's patients. I'm sure you can picture what those places are like, just like me. I have new pics that my daughter sent to me of her visit with my mom yesterday in "My Family" photos. I have to say that my mom has aged drastically since I last saw her two months ago. It breaks my heart. We take each day one step at a time. Sometimes, 60 seconds at a time. Although yesterday and today were very good days with her cognitive function at 90%, we are all to well aware that could cha
I can hardly believe it.. it's finally warming up here. after the mildest December I can remember, we had the coldest winter in thirty years in this area (NW PA). I've exprerienced every shade of blue, witnessed countless accidents on my hour commute to Erie, and prayed through numerous white outs that I'd make it to work, school and home. The college only cancels class when there are reports of accidents on the interstate. One night while stil at work we received reports that there was a fifty car pile up that started with a tractor trailor which swerving to avoid another trucker outside of his truck which started the awful chain. The accident blocked all my roads home and closed down I90 for six hours. You get home after a night like that and kiss the snow at your door. The nightmare is about over (but reoccurs every winter around here) and driving through the snow belt, aptly named, will become a white blur left over from this winter. Today it was round 50 degrees, tomor
My Lil Man
Today I lost my sweet lil man. I send him now into gods hand. His sweet little face full of life. For now it will remain gone from my sight. His cold wet nose, His laughing eyes. The smells he produced brought tears to my eyes. His struggle was hard, so full of pain. I tried all that I could to make him better again. Today my heart broke into tiny shreds. As I kissed him and petted his unmoving head. So may God and angels hold him now Pet him, love him, feed him well Untill mommy sees him again.
I Am In Holland
I had fun in Amsterdam but the time change and jet lag and beer drinking had caught up with me and I was down for a day but I am ok. I am in Emmen, near the German border. I am going to Belguim and Luxemburg this weekend and then I am going to Berlin, Germany later on next week. I just finally got to a computer, my uncle let me use his laptop computer to check my e-mail. I am really enjoying the Netherlands and the people here have been great. Time permitting and how much money I have, I might go to Norway and Great Britian. Well take care and talk to you all soon.
A New One Indeed...
man this is different...Linkin Park/Minutes To Midnight...downloaded it...yeah i'm a horrible's way different...not sure if i like it yet...have to let ya know
It may take you two minutes to read this, but if you do not take the time to read this you are one of the people this post is talking about. You stay up for 16 hours He stays up for days on end. _________________________ You take a warm shower to help you wake up. He goes days or weeks without running water. __________________________ You complain of a "headache", and call in sick. He gets shot at as others are hit, and keeps moving forward. __________________________ You put on your anti war/don't support the troops shirt, and go meet up with your friends. He still fights for your right to wear that shirt. __________________________ You make sure you're cell phone is in your pocket. He clutches the cross hanging on his chain next to his dog tags. __________________________ You talk trash about your "buddies" that aren't with you. He knows he may not see some of his buddies again. __________________________ You walk down the beach, staring a
What would u do with 3 days off? Let me know because I have no clue!
The Why's Of Men
The Why's of Men 1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX? (because they are plugged into a genius) 2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX? (they don't have enough time) 3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG? (they don't stop to ask directions) 4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS? (because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapour lock) (You're laughing, aren't you?!?!) 5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS? (so they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties) 6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN? (you need a rough draft before you make a final copy) 7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN? (don't never happened) ( C'mon guys, we laugh at your blonde jokes!) And the personal favourite: 8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH? (because a vibrator can't mow the lawn) Remember, if you haven't got a smile on your face and laughter in yo
Survey Bc I Was Bored
1. Spell your name without an E,S,H,I,M,A: chl 2. Are you available? yes 3. Whats your favorite number? 7 and 13 4. Favorite color? black and turquoise, and hot pink 5. Least favorite color? brown 6. What are you listening to? Bruise by The Bens 8. Are you happy with your life right now? hahahaha no. 9. Favorite subject? english and studyhall. 10. Do you shop at hollister/abercrombie/AE?: hahaha no. 11. How do you make money? I gots a job 13. Are you outgoing? yes 14. One word to describe you? fuckedup. 15. Do you like Mac's? Not particularly. 16. Do you own big sunglasses? yes 17. Where do you wish you were right now? Florida 18. What should you be doing right now? sleeping. 19. Do you have a crush on anyone right now? not really. THE CANS: Can you blow a bubble?: sure can. Can you do a cart wheel?: nope Can you touch your toes?: mhmm. Can you whistle?:barely. Can you wiggle your ears?: yes Can you wiggle you
Well, I Opened It So Now I Have To Post
You opened this so now you have to repost and see who responds or has the balls to ask you intimate questions....You get to ask me 4 QUESTIONS(TO MY INBOX)...any question, no matter how crazy or PERVERTED it is, and I promise to answer it truthfully...the catch will have lots of fun if you repost this and see what people ask you "4 Dirty Questions. I dare ya!!
Summer Night
NOW sleeps the crimson petal, now the white; Nor waves the cypress in the palace walk; Nor winks the gold fin in the porphyry font: The firefly wakens: waken thou with me. Now droops the milk-white peacock like a ghost, And like a ghost she glimmers on to me. Now lies the Earth all Dana to the stars, And all thy heart lies open unto me. Now slides the silent meteor on, and leaves A shining furrow, as thy thoughts in me. Now folds the lily all her sweetness up, And slips into the bosom of the lake: So fold thyself, my dearest, thou, and slip Into my bosom and be lost in me.
Love Hangover
April Showers
When April skies begin to frown, And the cold rain comes pelting down, We must not grumble nor complain, Nor idly say, we hate the rain. God sends the rain; the dust-y ground It softens in the fields around; The moisture every plant receives, And springs afresh in flowers and leaves. Should God forbid the showers to fall, Nor send us any rain at all, The ground would all grow hard and dry, And every living plant would die. All things would starve and perish then-- No food for birds, nor beasts, nor men; Then do not murmur, nor complain, God, in His goodness, sends the rain.
What Is Your Life Number
Your Life Path Number is 9 Your purpose in life is to make the world better You are very socially conscious and a total idealist. You think there are many things wrong with the world, and you want to fix them. You have a big idea of how to world could be, and you'll sacrifice almost anything to work towards this dream. In love, you can easily see the beauty in someone else. And you never cling too tightly. You are capable of great love, but it's hard for you to focus your love on one person or relationship. You have a lot of outward focus, and you tend to blame the world for your failures. You are often disappointed by the realities of life - it's hard for you to accept the shortcomings of the world. What Is Your Life Path Number?
Wedding Anniversary
OMG.....This is funny! Well I think so A husband was in BIG trouble when he forgot his wedding anniversary "Tomorrow," his wife angrily told him, "there had better be something in our driveway that goes from zero to 200 in two seconds flat!" The next morning, the wife looked outside and saw a small package in the driveway. She brought it inside, opened it, and found a brand new bathroom scale. His funeral is on Saturday at 2 p.m.
Rodney Dangerfield One Liners
WE MISS RODNEY DANGERFIELD My wife only has sex with me for a purpose. Last night she used me To time an egg. It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, Yet she won't drink from my glass! Last night my wife met me at the front door. She was wearing a Sexy negligee. The only trouble was, she was coming home. A girl phoned me and said, "Come on over. There's nobody home." I Went over. Nobody was home! A hooker once told me she had a headache. I went to a massage parlor. It was self service. If it weren't for pickpockets, I'd have no sex life at all. I was making love to this girl and she started crying. I said, "Are you going to hate yourself in the morning?" She said, "No, I hate Myself now." I knew a girl so ugly that she was known as a two-bagger. That's When you put a bag over your head in case the bag over her head comes Off. I knew a girl so ugly, they use her in prisons to cure sex Offenders. My wife is such a bad
Nothing is so beautiful as spring - When weeds, in wheels, shoot long and lovely and lush; Thrush's eggs look little low heavens, and thrush Through the echoing timber does so rinse and wring The ear, it strikes like lightnings to hear him sing; The glassy peartree leaves and blooms, they brush The descending blue; that blue is all in a rush With richness; the racing lambs too have fair their fling. What is all this juice and all this joy? A strain of the earth's sweet being in the beginning In Eden garden.--Have, get, before it cloy, Before it cloud, Christ, lord, and sour with sinning, Innocent mind and Mayday in girl and boy, Most, O maid's child, thy choice and worthy the winning.
Get Code | Create Your Own!
A 90 Year Old Daddy To Be
A 90-year old man said to his doctor, "I've never felt better... I have an 18-year old bride who is pregnant with my child. What do you think of that?" The doctor replied, "I have an elderly friend who is a hunter, and never misses a season. One day he was in a hurry and picked up his umbrella by mistake. When he got to the creek, he saw a beaver. He raised his umbrella and went "bang, bang, bang", and the beaver fell dead. What do you think of that?" The 90-year old said, "I'd say somebody else shot the beaver." The doctor said, "My point exactly."
Best Beer Pic
Ok, the new contest that I am going to hold is Best Beer Pic. It has to be a picture of you and a beer. :) I need to be able to see at least most of your face (so I know it's you) and most of your beer. I don't care what you are doing with the beer as long as it's SAFE FOR WORK. No freakiness or abusing the bottles please. lol Same rules as always. One winner for rates and one for comments. You MAY comment bomb your own pic this time. No DRAMA! If it gives me a headache then it's drama in my book and your ass is booted. I'll give everyone until Sunday to get their beer pics in to me! I don't know what the prizes are yet but they are always good. ***kisses*** BeerQueen
Late Birthday Dance
From My Corner Of The Dual Contiuum!
Greetings&Hallucinations from my corner of the Dual Continuum! Oh what was that? What the heck is the Dual Continuum? you ask? Well I'm glad you asked me that because we all live in it together and yet we singularly live in it apart and yet because we are actually in it at the same time we are still yet together but still all individually separate! You see The Dual Continuum. A wondrous Universe where all is the same and yet different were everyone is an individual or two or as many as they need to be and yet still one yet made up from many! I love it here as it the one place where all of me can interact with so many so much of the time and yet still be in that place of the still small voice while being with everyone all together singularly. I can imagine it all and yet imagine just it and still yet all of the many as one yet so few of the many as one and yet all! It is a conceptual thing and Ive been in it's awareness for a very long time! It's all about the theory and pract
The Birds And The Bees
The birds and the bees A father asked his 11-year-old son if he knew about the birds and the bees. I don't want to know!" the child said, bursting into tears. "Promise me you won't tell me!" Confused, the father asked what was wrong. The boy sobbed, "When I was six, I got the 'There's no Santa' speech. At seven, I got the 'There's no Easter Bunny' speech. When I was eight, you hit me with the 'There's no Tooth Fairy' speech. If you're going to tell me that grown ups don't really get laid, I'll have nothing left to live for."
These Days
I Am Going To Be Black And Blue By Morning.
so chris walks out of the bathroom. he looks at me with his hair a mess... he hasn't shaved in over a week and is wearing a homestar runner tshirt and a pair of jeans. and a black hat. he states: "i look like a strung out junkie" i look back at him. i nod. i reply: "you really do." he takes off the cap... and throws it at me. it hits me directly in my left eye. it starts tearing. i'm not crying... but the bill of a hat just hit me in the eye. not the eyelid... the eye. inside. the white gooey part. perhaps the only fight of evAr in which both parties agreed on the matter at hand... and still one walks out with a black eye. it's getting more swollen by the minute.
Everyday as we work, play, and any other life activities we make judgements. On ourselves, choices, and mostly other people. I'm sure everyone has heard of Karma no matter what your beliefs. We all sit here wondering why this world has become so negative and chaotic. I will tell you the answer I feel that the world has turned this path, it all has to do with Karma. Everything we say is energy, wheither it be positive or negative words. If we are a negative person who constantly judges (talks bad about) other people, curses all the time, acts irrationly negative/violent, gripes and complains all the time, and puts out negative vibes into this world; then it comes back to that person in the way they put it out, negative. I know of people that sit there all day talking about their "friends" and gripes about how crappy their life is. People like this only have it hard because that is the energy they put out there, and I pity them. Putting out negative energy, in my opinion is a
press so i close my eyes, forever one more time embrace the child inside the serenity deprived plagued by the poison a remedy is clinched slowly drawn within, hesitating to begin so i hold it to my skin press the hate that lies within breeding masochistic sin standing still inside i run, thoughts imitate a loaded gun pointed at the wicked one look into the flesh and smile, leaving it there to bleed a while filtering the things inside weeding out the things that hide struggling to grasp the final consequence the appeal thats failed on the flesh you see my sentence but before i die inside, forever one last time to let the terror there subside roaming in the shadow of the victims at my side, ive seen them fall around me ive heard all their screams inside, calling for the remedy the thoughts inside the gun calling for the execution of who they call the wicked one so i hold it to my skin press the hate that lies within breeding masochistic sin standing still in
I'm No Angel
She Cries
she cries she sits alone inside herself and stares at who she was staring at whats left of all the walls she built to protect her from the world she hears them crumbling and cant believe shes becoming someone else as the tears swell, another pill for the pain she knows too well and she cries ill always know who i was ill always know who i was but ill never know just who i could have been cuz ill always know who i was ill always know who i was she cant believe the way this kind of pain has turned her inside out she cannot hide her sins, they're on her skin, still lies escape her mouth trembling she cant conceive how fast and hard she fell apart she sits alone again , drawing in, cradling herself within her arms she feels the coldness of her tragedy her cure runs thru her veins, as the chemical takes control she slowly fades away, further from the girl she was to the slave she is today and she cries ill always know who i was ill always know who i was but ill
And They Ask Why I Like Retirement
And they ask why I like retirement.... Question: How many days in a week? Answer: 6 Saturdays, 1 Sunday Question: When is a retiree's bedtime? Answer: Three hours after he falls asleep on the couch. Question: How many retirees to change a light bulb? Answer: Only one, but it might take all day. Question: What's the biggest gripe of retirees? Answer: There is not enough time to get everything done. Question: Why don't retirees mind being called Seniors? Answer: The term comes with a 10% percent discount Question: Among retirees what is considered formal attire? Answer: Tied shoes. Question: Why do retirees count pennies? Answer: They are the only ones who have the time. Question: What is the common term for someone who enjoys work and refuses to retire? Answer: NUTS! Question: Why are retirees so slow to clean out the basement, attic or garage? Answer: They know that as soon as they do, one of their adult kids will want to store stuff there.
My Soul
So, this is my first blog on cherry tap. I've written a couple on myspace and I suppose it was time to write one here. Just wanted to share alittle about me I guess. I've been feeling lately like a lost soul. I often find myself thinking that i'll never find the one that knocks me off my feet. I want to feel those butterflies. I want to be left breathless after a kiss. I want to lay next to someone and just feel completely at peace inside. I want to actually miss someone when they are not around me. I guess all this is too much to ask. I want to melt at the touch of his hand on my body. I want to breathe in deep and savor every inch of him. I guess i'm the hopeless romantic. Maybe i'm crazy or insane for thinking this actually exists out there. Why are men so scared to take their girl in his arms in public and just share a kiss? Why are they so scared to feel their soul on fire just by the touch of her lips across his hips, or the way her fingers move down his back? Why
regret- voices rise from nothing and call upon my name the unknown becoming something peace becoming pain shadows surround im too young to die beating me down im too old to cry pictures on a shelf catch that silent moment staring at myself reaching out to hold it my eyes review my history the final chapter ends every bridge ive burned has blistered me and i cannot go back to mend walk once more the road i chose stumble across my mistakes the final thorn on my wilted rose pierced the last breath i would take i know i cannot turn back time nor erase whats carved in stone they carry me to where i'll lie beneath the seeds ive sewn then all the things i wrote in life that fled my mind to help me through had spoke of death and darkest night..... and have returned to me with truth.
The Hormone Hostage
The Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his own hands! This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, co-worker or significant other! DANGEROUS: What's for dinner? SAFER: Can I help you with dinner? SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner? ULTRA SAFE: Here, have some wine. DANGEROUS: Are you wearing that? SAFER: Wow, you sure look good in brown! SAFEST: WOW! Look at you! ULTRA SAFE: Here, have some wine. DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about? SAFER: Could we be overreacting? SAFEST: Here's my paycheck. ULTRA SAFE: Here, have some wine. DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that? SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples left. SAFEST: Can I get you a piece of chocolate with that? ULTRA SAFE: Here, have some wine. DANGEROUS: What did you DO all day? SAFER: I hope you didn't over-do it today SAFEST: I
What Happens
23 / male / bothell washington.... bored need entertainment...... so girls please dont be shy hit me up about anything or if you want to hook up for a night.... you can add me to your messengers if you want.. anything goes if you do.. dont be shy ask me anything talk to me about anything tell me where you want everything.... im up for pretty much anything.. i hope your creative enough to entertain me... other than that i dont think any of you single beautiful ladies out have what it takes to handle me......
For You
as i sit here gazing out hte window istead of working im daydreaming of you and wondering if wile youre in your own world your thinking of me too i reminisce about the day we met and how you made me feel looking at the glowing smile on your face sarting into your dreamy blue eyes your smell your touch your warm embrace what a special night that was and now im starting to feel that warmth inside like nothing or no one else can make me feel butterflies a constant smaile happy thoughts looking forward to the next time we meet what lies ahead down the road to love can it possibly be what ive been hoping for all my goals dreams passions hopes glaring now before me with great anticipation no one knows wha tomorrow brings one can only wish and bleieve i have abounding faith that god will take care of me could it be you time will tell i feel a special bond starting between us and so im truly hopeful that is you baby
Today N Stuff
hmm lets see... today mah D committed cherrytap blasphemy... Monkey ate more of my hot nachos than i did i still havent plucked that other eyebrow i got the once over from the guy selling art outside the safeway ive said 'eat me' way too many times thus far...and the days not even over yet. i listened to the munchkins have a debate over which one of them likes the other to bite their was quite frightening chatted with a neighbor who spoke entirely too loud for my taste vacuumed my living room and dining room... did absolutely nothing as far as work is concerned...go me. *kicks back with a smoke n some green tea* the stupid time change of which arizona takes no part of due to the fact its fascist is crapping up my regularly scheduled programming of crap. i have an appt at the butt crack of dawn tomorrow which i'd really blow off but i really cant cuz im responsible like that... mah D told me she'd rather hear a nice hearty 'fuck you' as opposed to 'eat me'...i pr
Dj Grinch Has A Ass Contest
bomb the crap out of my ass ok show me how much u love me,,,,,,,,find him in my fan club ok thanks
How I Feel
when i first looked into your eyes when first i looked inot your eyes each breath became a thousand sighs my heart drummed out a thunder beat i glowed whe joy from head to feet the hand of love had touched my soul as the bell of destiny began to toll the tide of love began to rise the world was filled with summer skies my sodden clouds of cold and grey glowed with gold then wisped away a brilliant rainbow arched across as waves of luve began to toss the air was filled with love birds cries when i frist looked into your eyes when i first looked int you reyes all time and space were paralyzed and in the instant i was shown a universe i had never known i dwell there still in paradise when i look into your eyes
Break Time
I haven't been around for a few days because I got the new Sims 2 Expansion pack, so I am currently buring myself out on playing the game. I will get back to you all soon, and will rate whatever pics or stashes you put up in the few days I am gone for! In the meantime, please please please rate my stuff!!
They Say
they say the world is flat. they say its going to come to and end. they say hell is on earth. they say life will begain again. they say that love is just a word. they say it has no meaning. they say we are all alike. they say how we should live. well i say fuck what they say and be who u want 2 be
Life is full of mysteries and unknowns ~Research these as they come across your path and discover a whole new world and a whole new you.
as the day goes bye the more and more i miss you. as the months pass the more and more i want to see u. as the comes near i want 2 hold u tight. as the time passes i wish it wasl all begain again as life passes the older we get. as we grow older the wiser we are. as all this happens my love for u grows stronger and stroner
The One Thing
I've often asked people this question: "What's the one thing?" Funny enough, it originally came from the movie "City Slickers". Later it got modified. The basis of the premise is that each human that lives his life has just one thing for his life, and it's up to each person to figure out what that one thing is. Later, it evolved into BEING one thing. We have to become the changes we wish to see, and therefore its both word and deed that would require you to be that one thing. I actually saw this again, of all things, on a recent Kleenex commercial, lol! That's what triggered me to see if other people do, or should, think like me when it comes to this. In the commercial, a man is talking to another man about the death of his stepfather. The other guy says, "What's the one thing?" I whipped my head around to the TV when I heard this. I've asked that question for years about others or myself. The man had a quick reply, "Love... He had a lot of stresses and downfalls, a lot
Saying Hello In My Glasses :)
Ultimate Sex Survey
Have you ever: Had a threesome? What kind was it: MMF(2 guys and a girl) FFM(2 girls and a guy) Had something in your ass? What was it? Did you enjoy it? Had sex in public(with people around out in the open)? How was it? Said these words during sex: Daddy: Mommy: Madam: Sir: God: Baby: Bitch: Whore: Cunt: Mother Fucker: Had anal sex? Fucked more than 1 person in a night(other than a 3some etc..)? Answered the door completely naked? Choked someone or been choked during sex? Pulled someone's hair or had your hair pulled during sex? Tried double penetration? XXXtras What sexual aids/toys so you have? How many nude photos of your self do you have? How many nude photos of other people do you have? Describe how your lover feels after sex with you: Your routine after sex? Your partner What kind of chick you would normally go after: Eyes: Hair: Boobs: Ass: Pussy: Skin: Body Type: Voice: Attitude/
I Cried (mom, I Love You, Please Forgive Me)
When you were 8 years old, your mom handed you an ice cream. You thanked her by yelling at her and telling her its the wrong kind. When you were 9 years old, she paid for piano lessons. You thanked her by never even bothering to practice. When you were 10 years old she drove you all day, from soccer to football to one birthday party after another. You thanked her by jumping out of the car and never looking back. When you were 11 years old, she took you and your friends to the movies. You thanked her by asking to sit in a different row. When you were 12 years old, she warned you not to watch certain TV shows. You thanked her by waiting until she left the house. When you were 13, she suggested a hair cut that was becoming. You thanked her by telling her she had no taste. When you were 14, she paid for a month away at summer camp. You thanked her by not writing a single letter. When you were 15, she came home from work, looking for a hug. You thanked h
Keep This On The Fridge
Did You Know That? Drinking two glasses of Gatorade can relieve headache pain almost immediately -- without the unpleasant side effects caused by traditional "pain relievers." Did you know that Colgate toothpaste makes an excellent salve for burns? Before you head to the drugstore for a high-priced inhaler filled with mysterious chemicals, try chewing on a couple of curiously strong Altoids peppermints. They'll clear up your stuffed nose. Achy muscles from a bout of the flu? Mix 1 Tablespoon of horseradish in 1 cup of olive oil. Let the mixture sit for 30 minutes, then apply it as massage oil, for instant relief for aching muscles. Sore throat? Just mix 1/4 cup of vinegar with 1/4 cup of honey and take 1 tablespoon six times a day. The vinegar kills the bacteria. Cure urinary tract infections with Alka-Seltzer . Just dissolve two tablets in a glass of water and drink it at the onset of the symptoms. Alka-Seltzer begins eliminating urinary tract infections almost ins
American Flag..
THE AMERICAN FlAG COMES SECOND You will not see this heart-stopping photo on the front page of the NY Times or on the lead story of the major news networks. 03/28/06: The protesters put up the Mexican flag over the American flag flying upside down at Montebello High School in California. (Leo Jarzomb/Staff photo) I predict this stunt will be the nail in the coffin of any guest-worker/amnesty plan on the table in Washington. The image of the American flag subsumed to another and turned upside down on American soil is already spreading on Internet forums and via e-mail. Pass this along to every American citizen in your address books and to every representative in the state and federal government. If you choose to remain uninvolved, do not be amazed when you no longer have a nation to call your own nor anything you have worked for left since i
Gifts Not For Women
1. Never give a woman any kind of household appliance or something that is going to make "housework" easier. For instance, a blender, a toaster, a new vacuum, one of those mops they advertise on tv that does everything but suck the life out of you, anything in a informercial. One allowed choice is a new washing machine with a turbo spin cycle. (Makes laundry day go by pretty fast when you can at least sit on it during spin-dry and end up smiling the rest of the day.) Snowman 2. Any bulk cleaning supplies, "honey, I got you that large box of Tide you have been wanting." "This Windex should last you a while." "I got a good deal on the industrial strength toilet bowl cleaner." All I can say is, be prepared to run. I have faith that if you would have at least stopped and thought about what would be a much more intimate gift, you would have had the sense to spring for the $5 Chia Pet you were eyeing in Kmart. 3. Any sharp objects made by Ronco which slices or dices, or a set of ginsu knives
You scored as Silver. You are a Silver Were. Silver Weres are the spice in the Garou, the strange and unexpected, often rare creatures. The irony of being Silver, even if the metal doesn't harm Weres like it was beleived, brings joy to the Silver Ones to no end. They are fascinated by the paranormal happenings around them, including themselves! Silver 95% Brown 90% White 86% Gold 81% Black 69% Red 69% Grey 62% What Color Werewolf Are You?? created with
Just A Little Short Of Heaven
You scored as Fallen Angel. You my friend are a Fallen Angel! You were amongst the closest to God, yet love led you down a path of self-destruction. You find yourself crying a lot, because of the pains of this world. Yes it is very crewl, yet you know there isn't a thing you can do about it. Follow your heart and you will find some of your former happiness. Fallen Angel 75% You are a Demon 50% You are a Vampiric Elf! 42% Black Witch 33% Vampire 33% What creature of the night are you you most like? (Pics!!) created with
Make The Earth Move
You should make love during an earthquake The gyrations will only add to your already stellar performance. Plus it saves you the money you would spend on those magic fingers in the motel. Take this quiz at
Mind Control
Using your mind Your sexual hidden talent is your ability to use your mind. Sex is mostly in your mind and to your partners delight you have mastered the arts of seduction and atmosphere. Take this quiz at
Spider Man 3
Laura -- [noun]: A perma-orgasm 'How will you be defined in the sexual dictionary?' at
Pure Genius, Baby
You have a sexual IQ of 133 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at
WAIT...CONTAIN ME AROUND ONLY TO...I SPIT Step on my disease - so nice to see me bleed Step on my disease - I cannot contain SLOW IT DOWN...I'M SO winded I've fallen down...again Taste numb of my teeth Forever makes me...sick!! Step on my disease- so nice to see me bleed Step on my disease - I cannot contain SLOW IT DOWN...I'M so winded I've fallen down...again I follow the walking dead Now that you found out - somewhat about me I wonder how long it will be before you leave SLOW IT DOWN - I'M SO winded - SLOW IT DOWN I've fallen down...again SLOW IT DOWN - I'M so winded - So end it I've fallen down...again I follow the walking dead --------------------
Duck Tales
Sexual Appetite
A dolphin A dolphin represents your sexual appetite. You enjoy the pleasures of sex, and you don’t care who you get it from. You are ruled by animal instinct, which makes you a great lover, but you should be careful and always use protection. (If a dolphin could… they would) Take this quiz at
G.i. Joe
First Blog
So this is my first blog, I dont have much to say at the moment but im sure things will happen in the next few days that will be worth mentioning.
She can feel the anticipation flow through her veins. It's as if it becoming a life force all it's own. She has had blind dates. She has had friends fix her up. She has gone out with mutual friends. The phone call changed everything. One short, but influencial phone call. She was sensible, though most thought of her as carefree. "It was his voice," she tells herself. His voice was so sincere, so full of passion. It was down right sexy. She told herself not too get carried away. She keeps reminding herself it's just a meeting. She frightens most men after they get to know her anyway, so why would this be any different. Still even with that thought, she cannot 'pretend' to be someone she is not. In her past she had tried that as well. It never worked for too long, and the more, it usually blew up in her face. So she would meet this stranger. The stranger with the incredible voice. She would see where it would lead, perhaps to nothing more than an incredible friendship. But then
Beware The Teeth...
You scored as Biting. When it comes to being kinky, your biggest turn on is biting. You love the ectasy of teeth sinking into your flesh, and are probably willing to return the favor. Sex just isn't sex without using your teeth. Biting 92% Chains/Handcuffs 83% Bondage 83% Whips 75% Blood 42% Blind Folds 42% What's Your Kinky Turn On? created with
If You Ever Loved A Friend, Please Read This.
I am sitting here crying. I am not quite functioning completely, shock still holding me hostage, but I have to write this because I need someone who don't know me personally to listen, because everyone in my life face to face can't help me. I don't expect you to comprehend what I am feeling, but yet I know you will. I just need someone to listen. I received a phone call from my friend Zeb at exactly 10:40 PM yesterday. I didn't hear the phone ring, so I didn't answer. He left me a voice mail. I called him back around 11:40 and told him that I would talk to him later - my phone was on one bar and I needed to charge it. We always talk on the phone; for hours and hours sometimes (this past Wednesday night, we talked for 4 1/2 hours). He works night shift for a towing company, and whenever it isn't busy, he will call and we will talk about cars (he is a master at fixing cars - it is his true love), or his son, or whatever comes to mind. We talk so easily, it makes me wonder
I think the life cycle is all backwards, You should start out dead and get it out of the way... Then, you wake up in an old age home feeling better every day. You get kicked out for being too healthy; go collect your pension, then when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day. You work 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You drink alcohol, you party, you're generally promiscuous and you get ready for High School. You go to primary school, you become a kid , you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a baby, and then... You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, in spa-like conditions; central heating, room service on tap, larger quarters every day, and then, you finish off as an orgasm. I rest my case
The Smurfs
One, Two, Freddies Coming For You...
You scored as Freddy Krueger. You are Freddy Krueger. You are evil, but enjoy having fun. Sure you made some bad choices in life, causing some parents to attack you, and burn you alive. But hey, you have even more fun now than you did then! You prefer waiting for your victims to fall asleep, so you can have fun with them in your world. But if they pull you out, you dont let that stop your fun! Freddy Krueger 80% Captain Spaulding 75% Jigsaw 75% Hannibal Lecter 70% Pinhead 60% Michael Myers 60% Leatherface 50% Candyman 25% Buffalo Bill 20% Jason Voorhees 20% Which Horror Killer are You? created with
Wrong Time And Place...i Guess
Have your ever felt that you were displace in time..born in the wrong era or even in the wrong century......lot of times I feel like that. Where men talked about philosophies...what happen to the people who had the same thought process as Plato or Socrates........and writers like Homer.....writing an epic that stands the test of time....I read them all....and lots of time I wished I could sit down with them so I can pick their brain for information about life and the universe...and how man can archive true greatness....but, wishing is for fool I guess..and I will never have that meet them...Unless I build a time's possible in an Einstein Theory.. that is...
Love Me Or Hate Me I Dont Care Fuck You
When Hallmark Writers Have A Bad Day
My tire was thumping. I thought it was flat. When I looked at the tire, I noticed your cat. Sorry! Heard your wife left you; How upset you must be. But don't fret about it... She moved in with me. Looking back over the years That we've been together, I can't help but wonder... What was I thinking??!! Congratulations on your wedding day! (Too bad no one likes your spouse.) How could two people as beautiful as you... Have such an ugly baby??? I've always wanted to have someone to hold, someone to love. After having met you, I've changed my mind. I must admit, you brought religion into my life... I never believed in Hell till I met you. As the days go by, I think of how lucky I am... that you're not here to ruin it for me. Congratulations on your promotion! Before you go... Would you like to take this knife out of my back? You'll probably need it again, at your next job. Someday I hope to get married... But not to you. Happy Birthday! You
You scored as Marius. You are the quiet cool. You are so mellow people are lulled into a false sense of security. When you are pissed god help anyone who crosses you? Marius 92% Armand 83% Lestat 83% Dracula 83% Spike 75% Blade 58% Louis 58% Akasha 50% Angel 42% Deacon Frost 42% Whose your Vampire personality? (images) created with
A Real Women
My Heaven
I look deep in your eyes. I see there what I feel inside. We share something between us, Neither one of us can hide. I feel your lips touch mine, I loose all my control, All it took was a look and a kiss, To know you were part of my soul. I see your hands on my skin, I want and need you to do more, The passionate look you give me, Tells me heaven is in store. I feel your need against my thigh, I know you will fulfill every wish,. We were made to fit together, And all it took was a look and a kiss. I look deep in your eyes, And I see heaven there inside, You make me feel so beautiful, What I feel for you I cannot hide.
Married Businessman Meets A Beautiful Girl
A married businessman meets a beautiful girl and agrees to spend the night with her for $500. He spends the night with her but before he leaves, he tells her that he does not have any cash with him, but he will have his secretary write a check and mail it to her, calling the payment "RENT FOR APARTMENT." On the way to the office he regrets what he has done, realizing that the whole event was not worth the price. So he has his secretary send a check for $250 and enclosed the following typed note: Dear Madam : Enclosed you will find a check in the amount of $250 for rent of your apartment. I am not sending the amount agreed upon, because when I Rented the apartment, I was under the impression that; 1) it had never been occupied; 2) that there was plenty of heat; and 3) that it was small enough to make me feel cozy and at home. However, I found out that it had been previously occupied, that there wasn't any heat, and that it was entirely too large.
Passion's Flame
A touch, soft and tender. A whisper, full of desire A gasp of sweet surrender As passion fuels the fire No words spoken between them No promises to be kept No lies being told tonight No looking back - no regrets Longing to hold each other Such precious little time Both vowed to another Being lonely their only crime Tomorrow bringing sorrow A brief moment of shame With the memory of this one night A release from passion's flames
Talented Tongue Where Is The 40.00
Fun And Immature
You scored as Fun. Your fun fun fun! Please rate my quiz! Fun 88% Immature 81% Outgoing 75% Dramatic 75% Nice 56% mean 25% Shy 6% what kind of person are you? (shy,outgoing,fun,mean,immature,dramatic or nice?) created with
I Removed Some Of My Pics
i removed my private pics because i really did want them up in the first place a friend ask me to do it so i did so if anyone wants to know why i took them down its because im tired of people asking me to view them i dont know half the people that ask and im not a porn star sorry i dont really like my body and i dont like showing it to people so if anyone has a problem with me taking them down get over it its my body and i dont want to show it off and im tired of people asking me to thats all i have to say thank you for reading
I Wanna Be Someone Else....
Would I be happy if I was someone else?? Would I truly enjoy life if I was different? Sometimes, I wonder... The way that some people look or think of me is hurting...I know they're is always someone who doesn't like you but what if I could change all that by being another person. Would it make the pain go away? Would it be easier to live? So many questions and so few answers...
Ready For Love
Take my hand and lead the way; tell me all you want to say. Whisper softly in my ear, all those things I want to hear. Kiss my lips and touch my skin; bring out passions deep within. Pull me close and hold me near; take away my pain and fear. In the darkness of the night, be my beacon, shine your light. In the brightness of the sun, show me that you are the one. Give me wings so I can fly; for I can soar when you're nearby. Enter my heart, break down the wall, it's time for me to watch it fall. I've been a prisoner, can't you see? Break my chains and set me free. Strip me of my armor tight; you'll find I won't put up a fight. Release my soul held deep within . . . I'm ready now, let love begin.
A Slave To Bdsm
You scored as A Slave To BDSM. Admit it, you like being tied up and being told you've been very naughty. You like teasing your partner and making them squirm, and not letting them be able to do anything about it. Some people think what you do is sick and disgusting, but you know it's all in good fun. A Slave To BDSM 88% Sex God 73% A Romantic 43% Virgin 23% How are you in bed created with
Save All Your Love
You scored as Blue. Your heart is blue. You are a very calm and relaxed person. You are very caring and like helping others. You\'re grateful for what you have in life, even if it\'s not perfect. People love you for who you are, don\'t ever change that- it\'s what makes you the great person that you are. Blue 82% Red 71% Black 64% Yellow 61% Pink 57% Green 57% White 54% Purple 50% Orange 46% ~What colour is your heart?~ created with
God Hugh Laurie kicks ass!
The Ups And Downs
I struggled a lot over the last year with my sexuality, as if it isn't confusing enough the pain from being raped in April just added to it all. I didn't know if I really liked women or if I just convinced myself they were the safer option. I've only very recently come to the conclusion that I'm bi-sexual and happy like that. I've been married for 4 years too, and thats not been an easy path, we fought almost daily for 2 of the 4 years about everything and anything and it all came down to his feelings for his ex. He saw her as his one failing in life, the one that got away and I was his second choice, he was "making do" with me, but we have 3 children (twins)and stuck it out, though more open than before. Then he lost his job and everything went from bad to worse. We ended up losing our house and going bankrupt and its still going on now, though its just the fine details left to sort out. The ups made it all worth while though, my 3 great children, my husband will always be m
Hot, Baby
You scored as Hot. You are Hot, you scream and are wild, people love doing anything sexual with you. Hot 88% Soft 88% Sweet 88% Exciting 69% Wet 63% Violent 44% Shy 25% Awkward 13% What is your sexual style? created with
You scored as Unipolar Depression. Congraulations! You are depressed! You know just how it feels to bear all the world's burdens, and the value of a 19-hour night's sleep. And you really hate that circle-guy thing on your Zoloft pill packets. Unipolar Depression 67% Borderline Personality Disorder 17% Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder 8% Antisocial Personality Disorder 0% Eating Disorders 0% Schizophrenia 0% Which mental disorder do you have? created with
Why Is It......
Okay, have you ever came on "cherrytap" and saw.....people without a some type of clothing got guys without shirts.....and girls with their ass hanging out all over the place and of course don't forget the bosom, I like to see the opposite sex and all...but, enough is fucking enough already...don't you get kinda tired of a seeing all the the pictures?....It seems like some folks rely on their pictures to gain an interest in the fairer sex...male and female......what is the fucking deal people.....can't you have some merit in your words to gain a possible friendship with someone?...Is that so damn hard?....Why do people feel the need to show flesh?..( now I admit I have friends on my list that's just about ass naked.....some might even be...who knows... ).....I wish I could show what's going on my mind.......then how my body looks, now........if you had a weight problem and it took you years to workout....and your proud of it off.....that
To The Mothers And Fathers
ok nit shure how normal this is but i know that my 7 year old son just started losing his teeth last year but my lil girl is 4 and she has lost two teeth already and the third one is getting ready to fall out do you think this is normal or is it to early what do you think about this?
I don't know why I ever join these types of sites...I guess it's because Brian wanted me to. && He is like one of my bestfriends
Mixed Up
Forever searching within to find the reason to be here Cant send the nightmares away Cant find a single word to say Youve captured all my fear And this suffering my dear Why am I here? i'm becoming less defined as days go by fading away well you might say i'm losing focus kind of drifting in the abstract in terms of how i see myself sometimes i think i can see right through myself I've been crawling on my belly clearing out what could've been I've been wallowing in my own chaotic, insecure delusions. I wanna feel the change consume me, feel the outside turning in. I wanna feel the metamorphosis and cleansing I've endured in,Listen to my muscle memory. Contemplate what I've been clinging to. in this hole That is me Left with a heart exhausted Whats my release? What sets me free? Do you pull me up just to push me down again To give me one wish So lost in the dark Feels like I'm caving in from the outside All right All wrong See you again So long.........
Gotta Laugh
Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss but I only slept with you, cause I was pissed ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you. But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Of loving beauty you float with grace If only you could hide your face ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I thought that I could love no other Until, that is, I met your brother ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Kind, intelligent, loving and hot This describes everything you are not ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I want to feel your sweet embrace But don't take that paper bag off of your face ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I love your smile, your face, and your eyes- Damn, I'm good at telling lies! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Every
Listen To Me U Sob And U Know Who I Am Talking About
My Sex Iq
You have a sexual IQ of 156 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at
My First Blog Ever
So, there've been a lot of ups and downs the past year, and finally things are looking up. I've got the love of a great man, am still great mates with my ex and couldn't be happier
Remembering Gina
I remember back when we were five We truly were two of a kind We got along famously, had a great time We were best of friends, you and I. The years went by, together in school You were always there for me Whenever you needed me, I was there too Your friendship for me was 100% free. High school came and went We still kept in touch Even though years went by Our friendship was enough. Even though our colours were different That never mattered to us We were sisters at heart That indeed was a plus. I heard of your accident I was right by your side I told you I treasured you, which of course I meant You tried not to cry, that was your pride. In a wheelchair you were now in It didn't hold you back, not one little bit You kept it up, your little chin-chin You were the same, in your eyes I saw that glint. I saw you at the DMV We spoke of times present and past You saw m
Let It Go................
There are people who can walk away from you. And hear me when I tell you this! When people can walk away from you: let them walk. I don't want you to try to talk another person into staying with you, loving you, calling you, caring about you, coming to see you, staying attached to you. I mean hang up the phone. When people can walk away from you let them walk. Your destiny is never tied to anybody that left. The bible said that, they came out from us that it might be made manifest that they were not for us. For had they been of us, no doubt they would have continued with us. [1 John 2:19] People leave you because they are not joined to you. And if they are not joined to you, you can't make them stay. Let them go. And it doesn't mean that they are a bad person it just means that their part in the story is over And you've got to know when people's part in your story is over so that you don't keep trying to raise the dead. You've got to
~hiding No More~
I love Bunnies, they are awsome :p What do you think? :p
Female Comebacks
I got this in an email from a friend who of course changed I changed it..LOL MAN: Where have you been all my life? BARB: Hiding from you. MAN: Haven't I seen you someplace before? BARB: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore. MAN: Is this seat empty? BARB: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down. MAN: Your place or mine? BARB: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine. MAN: So, what do you do for a living? BARB: I'm a female impersonator. MAN: Hey baby, what's your sign? BARB: Do not enter. MAN: How do you like your eggs in the morning? BARB: Unfertilized. MAN: Your body is like a temple. BARB: Sorry, there are no services today. MAN: I would go to the end of the world for you. BARB: But would you stay there? MAN: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. BARB: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing. MAN: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together BARB: Really, I'd put f and u together
People And My Life
PEOPLE COME INTO YOUR LIFE FOR A REASON People come into your life for a reason, a season or a lifetime. When you know which one it is, you will know what to do for that person. When someone is in your life for a REASON, it is usually to meet a need you have expressed. They have come to assist you through a difficulty, to provide you with guidance and support, to aid you physically, emotionally or spiritually. They may seem like a godsend and they are. They are there for the reason you need them to be. Then, without any wrong doing on your part or at an inconvenient time, this person will say or do something to bring the relationship to an end. Sometimes they die. Sometimes they walk away. Sometimes they act up and force you to take a stand. What we must realize is that our need has been met, our desire fulfilled, their work is done. The prayer you sent up has been answered and now it is time to move on. Some people come into your life for a SEASON, because your turn has
To All My Friends Fans And Family
Guys and Girls I am in the sexiest cowboy contest. I need your help I am in second place thanks to those who have helped so far. I would apperciate all the help I can get. Click on my picture below to go and comment bomb me. Also I have joined Daves Hideaway Lounge Please come join and Enjoy the music and company
What's Been Going On
So I just became single and I really don't get it, but my ex and I are still friends and we talk everyday like we never broke up which I think is totally throwing me dear friend Kristy believes I should find a hottie and make myself just totally forget him...then again he is still taking me to prom come April cause he said he would and wants to because when we broke up and I said well I guess this means I gotta find a new person to take me to prom he went NO NO I never said I wouldn't take you to prom I wanna experience that with you haha..I think he just wants to get laid again...*shrug* ehh it was fun why not I guess...I graduate May 26th...I start EKU in the Fall...I am in training for my purple belt...gosh like I'm doin good..
Rants And Raves
howdy ya'll welcome to my rant and rave spot where i'll be holding forth on anything and everything that pisses me off gets on my nerves or just all around needs to be whiped from the face of the planet.
Ode To Scooter Pie..
Buried at
My Friends And Family Xx
Free at sorry guys as I have a long day at work... and tierd.. I can't get around to everyone on my list but I hope you are all smiling ... hugssssssss to you all... tomorrow is another day lol...
Tell The Truth (controversial) SHAMELESS PROMOTION.
Call Me -- Lenora Love (snapvine)
CALL ME & LEAVE A VOICE MESSAGE -- WILL CALL BACK :-) =================================================
Eight Words With Two Meanings
Eight Words With Two Meanings 1. THINGY (thing-ee) n. Female...... Any part under a car's hood. Male..... The strap fastener on a woman's bra. 2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj. Female... Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another. Male.... Playing football without a cup. 3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n. Female... The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner. Male.. Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys. 4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n. Female. A desire to get married and raise a family. Male...... Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one. 5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n. Female.... A good movie, concert, play or book. Male...... Anything that can be done while drinking beer. 6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n. Female. ... An embarrassing byproduct of indigestion. Male...... A source of entertainment, self-expression, male bonding. 7 MAKING LOVE (m
Does fakes bother you? Not sure why but sure the hell bother me.. I found so many on here.. and prove it to them ... Am I wrong to do so? should I let them be pretending who they are not ... which in return is lying to others.. Maybe i am just getting old.. but FU to all yah fakes out there... and learn to use photoshop better... Wow.. I feel better
why is it called a pair of panties?......theres only one panty involoved...unless you wear two then if you do then theres something youre trying to cover up.....i dont know fuck it ill be thinking of that shit all day now
Read This
I'm putting everyone on notice. If you lie to me, I am a vengeful mother fucker! period. You play games I will bust you. Now, no one can say I didn't warn you. I have an iq of 140, I anylize everything lol :P And for those who read my blog. I busted out the liar from last night. At first she tried to hold up her BS, till i showed her the evidence. lol Then it was an attempt to "explain" too late. Anyway there u go, if you can't be honest with me, don't bother talking to me, simple as that. Peace peeps!
Looking For Someone
This came to my attention when I was sitting in my communications class today listening to all of the other ladies in class banter back and forth what they love and hate about being a woman, and realizing that the things they were talking about were all stereotypical things that most people could find in movies or on TV, nothing really original or profound. And then it hit me, how much I missed having really deep conversations with someone. Most of the people I talk with regularly now, just don't care to think at all, so our conversations last maybe an hour max, and it goes silent, because they do not care to wrap thier mind around the wonders of philosphy, politics, psychology, sociology, recent scientific studies and their findings, Or the most forbidden topic of all, education. There was at one time, a VERY long time ago I had someone to talk to about all of these things, and he wasn't a history major trying to understand a sociology major like my current debate partner is.
Boredom Is Boring
Hey, guess what? This one aint gonna be all a bunch of bitching and self-pity! Well, ok most of it wont be; but hey, Im getting there ok? Well, first I started rewriting my RPG script, which seems to be going smoothly, no headaches or accidental hard drive wipes. I hope to have the rough dialogue and story arcs outlined by the end of the summer. Curious too bad, only a few will have more than a fleeting view of it until I finish the first draft, sorry. Im much bored now too because I have consumed all the books, games, movies and, TV that was waiting in the shade. So now Ive been looking for new, untapped sources of entertainment. Yet been quite unsuccessful, so Ive been sleeping way too much. I really need another hobby. =)
Leaving Home
Watch More Bebo Tv Uploaded by
Today's Topic.....~music~
My First Rap (with The Help Of Lazy)
Cant rap for crap Have no time to rhyme People ask me to wrap like christmas time People taunten me haunten me from the past present and future sorry if i lose ya like a time warp that'll confuse ya throw you back to the future my pussy is luck like a four leaf clover without me men will be over cuz i make men stand straight like a soldier you know you want me more than money cuz there aint no girl that can give it to you like me honey im a woman a killer bee fuck with me fuck with the whole family killer bees equal armageddon anialation from the face of the earth or even if you here this verse my raps not out of a rhyme book look what it took people say i write like shakesphere the only thing i fear is fear itself I pick up the phone the whole crew will be there you get sent home in a market basket bag with no tags without any flags without identification
Hello all in the world of the flesh. I was just sitting here thinking ,so I decided to collect my thoughts here. Life is what you make it nothing more ,or less. I made some decisions a log time ago that almost cost me everything.I have now come to realize that this is my life.My choices. My. faith . I can do what I want, when I want, with who I want. This is my life and I am going to live it the way I want . I am not going to allow people to control me ,or scold me cause this is the bold me . I have been revamped to recamp on the grounds call life . Here I am world .Deal with it .
What Type Of Kisser Are U
div style="text-align:center; font-family:Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;border:1px #999 dotted; margin-left:auto; margin-right:auto;">What kind of kisser are you? OH DAMN! LIPS OF AN ANGLE!YOUR PARTNER IS SATISFIED AND WILL BE BACK FOR MORE. THEY WILL BRAG ABOUT THIS KISS FOR DAYS OR EVEN WEEKS! GOOD JOB!!! Take this test
St. Patrics Day
I so cant wait for this weekend. Going to the pareade getting dunk listening to good music with good friends...its gonna be fun
Spank Me Fetish Party San Antonio, Tx
I'm feeling: restless You'll find me: listening to music As I look out the window, I see the sun rays coming in uninvited, and daydream of jumping on the rays to see the world in a better light. But as the rays fade away so do my dreams.
I'm feeling: restless You'll find me: listening to music As I look out the window, I see the sun rays coming in uninvited, and daydream of jumping on the rays to see the world in a better light. But as the rays fade away so do my dreams.
A distinguished young woman, on a flight from Switzerland, asked the >>Priest beside her, "Father, may I ask a favor?" >> >> >> "Of course, what may I do for you?" >> >> >> "Well, I bought an expensive woman's electronic hair dryer for my >>mother's birthday that is unopened and well over Customs' limits, and I'm >>afraid they'll confiscate it. Is there any way you could carry it through >>Customs for me? Under your robes perhaps?" >> >> >> "I would love to help you, dear, but I must warn you: I will not lie." >> >> >> "With your honest face, Father, no one will question you." >> >> >> When they got to Customs, she let the priest go ahead of her. >> The official asked, "Father, do you have anything to declare?" >> >> >> "From the top of my head down to my waist, I have nothing to declare." >> >> >> The official thought this answer strange, so asked, "And what do you >>have to declare from your waist to the floor?" >> >> >> "I have a
Blast Time
You Know Your From New York....
This Bites!
Today is my mother's birthday...the first one we've had to deal with since she died.Is harder than what I expected.Not liking it.And why is everyone screwing with me today of all days?? LOL...sort of.Just had to vent.I'm just not into being nice and all....but I am trying!If I have ignored you in the last 3 days or sorry and will make up for it.Right now,I just want to sleep...but, that is not what everyone else has in mind for me...oh well....
Show Sum Luv
well i am now single my boyfriend is now my ex he dont want the shit that goes along with dateing some one with a baby
I've Updated, Give Me Your Opinion
just wanted to let all my friends know that I have updated a little bit, please drop by and show me some luv!
Shiny Head
Have you ever spit-shined you own head and then realized, "Oh crap! I just got spit on my head!"
Honest Opinion
Okay here is my honest opinion. Hang in there fight for your right to be a part of the solution (okay, so maybe this is not a solution). Be yourself. Make yourself known. Be who you are. The Few, the Proud, the CherryTappers!
Help Me Plz
help me level up please i only need 1700 points and i will return the favour. and if 1 person manages to help me do this i will by them a mystery gift of my choice.
Something For Dog Lovers To Think About
This is a post that I just finished reading on It is really somthing for people to think about (I changed it to be gender specific for myself).. So tonight it happened. I was spinning and Baxter was in his spot where he lays just so the treadle foot barely rubs against the side of his head and it happened. That sinking moment when you realize that you can not imagine your life without this dog, that it's seems as if you've always been together but you know there will come a time when that all ends. So there I am bawling my eyes out because Baxter, even though he's just a year will die before I do. Well, one would hope anyhow, I'm only 40. The realization of the loss, the great gaping absence that will create is just to much, it hurts my heart. Part of that is because a dog, a good dog, gives you something no one else can, something most of us can't give ourselves. Acceptance. Being good enough. That look, you know, that makes you feel like he's saying 'W
Pure Romance By Melissa (pimpin Products)
Hey CT Friends: I have updated my about me section. I now am a consultant for Pure Romance. I enpower, inform, and educate women/men about sex/health education and sell novelty products. If you are within Ohio and would like for me to host a party call me at 513-602-8927 or email me at You may also discretley order online at my web site. only call if buisness related, can I reiterate that one!!! Men don't be shy, you are more than welcome to orde products 2. Any ? on anything feel free to call or email me. Thanks for your time. Melissa
Well my mom gave me her rings that she got from my I could use them. I am excited about getting them cause they mean so much. I went to go get them resized and the guy that does that is going on vacation so its gonna be a couple weeks...:( but whats funny is that when my mom and stepfather went and got them resized and the same place he went on vacation too. We thought it was Richard called my dad last night and asked if he could marry me and my father said yes. I am so excited! Vamp
The One
His mind reaches out to me He senses all that I am He comes to me in my dreams Pleasing me in ways no other has The hunger with in me Is wild, fierce It demands satisfaction It demands release The touch of his hands Brings fire to my soul The taste of his mouth Stirs the hunger within me My body ignites in fire Under his caress, his kiss Waves of pleasure Yet, creating havoc I beg for sweet release Release for my mind Release for my body Release for my soul He is the only one The one to satisfy the hunger He is the only one To release me from myself
What Kind Of Lover Are U
What kind of a LOVER are YOU? You are a DOWN 2 EARTH LOVER!When it comes to sex and relationships you get the job done right. You know when and what to give to your man without scaring him or pushing him away. Your confident in yourself at all aspects, and if yous break up he still tells other guys how great of person you are! Take this test
What Is The Best Type Of Sex For You?
You prefer Passionate sex! You enjoy passionate sex. You're the kind of person that has tons of fun in the sack, and you can really get into it. Not necessarily rough and lusty, passionate sex is the kind that satisfies both your lovin' and horny needs. 'What is the best type of sex for you?' at
List Of Gifts For The Most Creative Pic Contest
Here's a rundown of the prizes for the most creative pic contest: 1st place Rolex A dozen roses 2nd place Diamond ring or men's ring A dozen roses 3rd place Diamond earrings and a dozen roses or Men's bracelet and a shot of Jagermeister Higest rating 2,000 cherry bucks in gifts of your choice Most rates 2,000 cherry bucks in gifts of your choice As I said before, any contestants that may not win will also be receiving a gift for participating. I may decide at any time to add more gifts to the existing gifts listed above. If you haven't already gotten into this contest there is still time. Any creative pic you have that you may have just snapped, a pic you've taken and enhanced in photoshop or elsewhere, or a pic/graphic you've made personally. (Do not use professional work you may find on the web.) I still have plenty of spots open and would love to have you join us in this contest. I'll be notifying the participants with a link to their photo and as
Return To The Source
I had just come within the last paragraph of posting today's SOCS Bible study on Daniel 12 and I get an "Internet Explorer has encountered a problem and has to close. We are sorry for the inconvenience" message. After the five-second obligatory hair pull (AAAAAHHHHH!), I stepped back and thought that it wasn't looking very good as I'd written it. So let me look back at the source: 1 And at that time shall Michael stand up, the great prince which standeth for the children of thy people: and there shall be a time of trouble, such as never was since there was a nation even to that same time: and at that time thy people shall be delivered, every one that shall be found written in the book. 2 And many of them that sleep in the dust of the earth shall awake, some to everlasting life, and some to shame and everlasting contempt. 3 And they that be wise shall shine as the brightness of the firmament; and they that turn many to righteousness as the stars for ever and ever. 4 But thou, O
Having A Blast
I Just moved to Tx in Jan. and i am enjoing it alot.. I got to go to oyster fest!!! and met some really cool people. See ya all later!!
Glory Of Love By Peter Cetera
From the soundtrack of "Karate Kid Part II" Tonight it's very clear As we're both lying here There's so many things I want to say I will always love you I would never leave you alone Sometimes I just forget Say things I might regret It breaks my heart to see you crying I don't wanna lose you I could never make it alone I am a man who will fight for your honor I'll be the hero you're dreaming of We'll live forever Knowing together that we Did it all for the glory of love You keep me standing tall You help me through it all I'm always strong when you're beside me I have always needed you I could never make it alone I am a man who will fight for your honor I'll be the hero you've been dreaming of We'll live forever Knowing together that we Did it all for the glory of love Just like a knight in shining armor From a long time ago Just in time I will save the day Take you to my castle far away I am the man who will fight for your honor I'll be the
What Is Your Sexual Catchphrase?
Lucia's Sexual Catch-Phrase is... "Do you feel lucky... Punk?" 'What is your sexual catchphrase? at
Where Will You Be Caught Having Sex?
Lucia was caught having sex! In the middle of the act, caught in the throes of passion at the dinner table ... you've been caught by Alf! 'Where Will You be Caught Having Sex?' at
I am soooooo!!!!!!! bored!!!!
Nobody Loves Me :(
Counting me...there are TWO people on my map guestbook thingy :(
Broken Home
My life is like a house that has been built too fast and is unstable. It was built with wood but without foundation, and it trembles when the wind blows. My house has damp and is cold from the wet hard rain: it's windows are broken and hammered shut. It's a house of little illusion. It's a house that's at any moment, expecting to fall; moreover, prepared to fall -having been rickety since inception. Nothing can surprise my house anymore. And yet, I find I am still surprised, constantly. In my house, those surprises frighten me. Is this what human beings go through in their quest for life? How can they stand it? I can't. I hope that when it comes time to do the right thing, I will know what it is. I hope I will do it and not look back. Because right now I feel like I still belong right where I am. Andi 2007
Fuckhead Awareness Day
INTRODUCTION The 30-day period from February 14 - March 14 marks a traditional time for relationship breakups, spanning a period in which individuals often reveal an alternate form of their personality to former partners. It is no coincidence that parallel to this rash of broken relationships during the month immediately following Valentines Day is an alarming global increase in what can only be labeled as fuckhead behavior. Yet this nonsensical conduct is not limited to relationships or to the annual Valentines Day aftermath; its a disability that can last for years. Everyone knows a fuckhead the one person who is so perpetually full of contradictory bullshit and are unable to shake despite your best efforts. He or she may be a co-worker, someone you work out with at the gym, or even a loved family member. Common social realms displaying proliferate fuckhead behavior are high school hallways, interactive internet websites, Jerry Springer reruns and governmental institut
How Will You Be Defined In A Sexual Dictionary?
Lucia -- [noun]:A skimpy piece of lingere 'How will you be defined in the sexual dictionary?' at
Stupid Girl
There is a man I have known for years. He is my best friend in all the world. We have gone through a lot of crap together. He was with this girl for 9 years and loved her with all of his heart and soul. They were going to get married a couple of times but with both of them being in the military they had to put it off due to the fact that one of them was always active duty. He gave his entire world for this girl. He is a true man, honest and sincere, loving and caring. He would buy flowers just because she hadn't gotten any for awhile. Take a trip just to get away. Help in any way possible. Not a jealous bone in his body. But she wasn't happy cause she thought he was cheating and he wasn't. She took everything from him when she left. Now this man made a promise to himself that he would never buy another ring for another women. He tells himself that there is no one out there for him. I try to convince him otherwise but he refuses. He vows to be single for
Addiction To Beauty
Addictions, for better or worse, are a part of our short existance here. So, why not pick the best........... A true Scorpio, of the highest form, the eagle aspect, aspiring to heights, soaring to the peaks of experience, so I tend to experience my vice, my strength/weakness, the beauty of women, to its excelled heights. You dont need to possess to enjoy. Real, or Fantasy, its all heaven-sent, as what is more beautiful than a womans sensious smile, the dialation of her pupils, as the first, and next, soul deep kisses, are experienced. The quickening of her breath, to match your own, as you experience the truest of pleasures. Soft, deep soul kisses, and all following, over, and over, and over, all night, and, as the first light of dawn, lights the eastern sky, to view your loving fox, curled up againt your chest, sleeping peacefully, a slight smile crossing her soft full lips, as she dreams a secret dream. As you gaze at her beauty, to lay back, knowing what heaven truly is.... Now,a s
....i Want It!
Okay watch this video. There's a cute animal in it, no clue what it's called if you know what it is tell me! It's got a cute little bowl cut and big eyes. =)
Sw Florida
Ahhh....least it is nice this time of year in SW Florida...........Any one wana play?
(my Real Name)terryann's Sexy Acronym
- Terryann's Sexy Acronym - Tis for...TitillatingEis for...EnticingRis for...RisqueRis for...RacyYis for...YummyAis for...AppetizingNis for...NakedNis for...Nasty The Sexy Acronym Generator at
You Are 74% Grown Up, 26% Kid Congratulations, you are definitely quite emotionally mature. Although you have your moments of moodiness, you're usually stable and level headed. How Emotionally Mature Are You?
The Score Is.....
You Are 67% Grown Up, 33% Kid Congratulations, you are definitely quite emotionally mature. Although you have your moments of moodiness, you're usually stable and level headed. How Emotionally Mature Are You?
Beaten Smile...
Winners Of Morph Wolf Contest
GUESS WHAT THEIR ALL WINNERS ALL 8 OF MY WOLF MORPH CONTESTANTS RECEIVED BIG PIMPIN GIFTS. First place: SCARLET ANGELS WOLF ~ could not talk this man into taking a yacht. Whats wrong with this picture? Second place: Sexy Alpha Female Wolf ... Raven Family & VIC Pres... The Wolf Pack Family Third place: THE BIG BAD WOLF~PRES.-OF THE WOLF PACK FAMILY Everyone else received big pimpin gifts because there were a lot of morph contest going, so I decided they all deserved something special. Please visit all these great people a let them know how great they are. Also a very special thank you to Game Over. GAME OVER@ CherryTAP SCARLET ANGELS WOLF@ CherryTAPSexy Alpha Female Wolf ... Raven Family& VIC Pres... The Wolf Pack Family@ CherryTAP THE BIG BAD WOLF~PRES.-OF THE WOLF PACK FAMILY~@ CherryTAP ~Tazzy~MEMBER OF THE WOLF PACK FAMILY~@ CherryTAP ~~reddog007~~&~~Cha0ticCherries~~&~~# 25~~member~~of ~~the~comment~~ bomb~~squad~~@ CherryTAP Kaz^An
Billy Currington Must Be Doing Something Right
Must Be Doin' Somethin' Righ.. VideoMust Be Doin' Somethin' Righ.. lyrics - Billy Currington lyricsBilly Currington Music VideosMusic Video Codes by VideoCure
I Filled 3 8gb Flashdrives
Heh so I am helping fix stuff at work.. and I have filled 3... not one 3.. 8gb flashdrives with images that were on my boss's pc.. and I have to go home and resize them to the correct size and hmm i think when its all said and done they will fit one. Does anyone know of a mass image resizing program I can use so I dont have to do this manually and be doing it for umm weekkkkkks on end. we are talking well over 6K pictures! -Jupie
Its Just Me
Sometimes I wonder who really cares.Doesnt meen someone did something wrong.I just get to the point where I dont feel loved.Like I am on this earth and not important to anyone.Dont think its you because it isnt.I have started to feel dead inside.Like the world has gone on but I was left behind.It is a cold place Im in.I long for the warmth that I once knew.Then again who really cares?Its just me.
Continuation Of Last Blog
Him: Not by what i have been taught in scripture? Ever read Revelations {last book in the bible by the way} Chapter 13? Please do so before telling me about not reading scripture again.I am not a novice and am equipped to handle attacks against my beliefs with wisdom and knowledge. Beware! lol Killing someone for not taking a mark{ I believe now is micro chip} in your hand?that is terrorism. Is it not? Me: Yes, I have red Revelation 13. I have actually read, studied, and taught the entire book of Revelation, what is so clear to you is your interpretation of the scripture not the data that is contained therein. However, that book/letter was not written to you. It was written to specific Jewish groups in Mesopotamia around 70 C.E. It doesn't matter what you think you see in the cryptic metaphors of the text, it matter what they saw. Revelation was fulfilled when Rome fell and the Church ruled the known world. It is old news. Yes, this pope you call the Anti-Christ may be
OK so about 2 weeks ago I went and did sort of a photoshoot to help out a friend who is working on his portfolio and i gotta say i absolutely loved the pics and it made me really want to do some type of modeling. I know i'm not exactly a "skinny" girl but i do got curves and a pretty smile and eyes hehe! I just don'tk now how to get started with any kind of modeling or where to even begint o look :( anyone have any ideas or suggestions? hell for all i know i wouldn't be good enough but what the hell it's worth a shot right? would definitely be something different to do! Muahz! Lotsa Love, Sue
Music Video Codes By Music
Weekend Catch Up
Well thank-you all for stopping by and rating I hope I returned all of the favors if not tag me up and I were ill all weekend so I didnt catch the net..hope everyone got a little this weekend have a good week to come
Cultivating Friendships
FRIENDSHIP IS not essentially a union of personalities is an attraction and magnetism of souls. Friendships often begin in a soulful way through the workings of fate. We might "just happen" to meet a person and find even the slimmest basis for a relationship. Over the years, each of us encounters many, many people, and yet only a few become friends, and over a lifetime maybe only a very few become truly intimate friend soul mates. The fact that it's impossible to explain just what makes someone a great friend, or that we can't go out and apply a formula for finding true friends, indicates how deep and unintentional friendship can be. It is as though souls recognize the hidden treasure in each other and forge the alliance, while the conscious mind goes on with its intentions, hopes, and expectations. It may be wise, then, to cultivate friendship in an indirect manner. Friendship may not respond well to pressure. It may be more fruitful to notice signs of potential friendship, and allow
What Mystical Creature Is In Your Soul? ( With Pictures)
What Mystical Creature is in your soul? ( With Pictures) There's a Dragon in your soul. You are very wise and like to give people advice. You mostly feel like you are misunderstood and don't like a lot of people around you. 2 or 3 friends are enough. You can be very emotional but because of your intelligence you have the power to go on and find a solution. You are wise, but nobody can solve all problems alone, so don't turn away from everybody and ask for help sometimes too. That way, problems will be much easier to solve.Take this quiz! Quizilla | Join | Make A Quiz | More Quizzes | Grab Code
Well I Have Really Messed Up
It looks like i am going to get kicked out of the place i am staying since work went down when i got back from Vacation. i went to a place today that was suppose to help out but they said i did not meet there program. so if you do not see me for awhile it because i can not get to a computer. Keep me in your thoughts. your friend, Ben
Interview Time
Interview Day well it is interview day for me. im sitting here with about an hour untill i go in for my interview for a better position in my company. i love my current job, but after 2 years i have really done about all i can with it. there isnt really anywhere to go as no supervsor positions are availble. over the last week i have lost sleep, worried, and made myself a wreck with self doubt and anxiety. why? i know deep down im a good worker and that i have done a good job over the last 3 years. i know i can do pretty much anything if i work at it. so why worry myself? i think a little anxiety is a good thing. keeps us on our toes and helps focus us. the most important thing to remember is to not let it overwhelm you. i worried for a few days and lost sleep over it because i focused too much on the fact that i really need this promotion. what i should have, and finally did do is focus on the fact that i deserve this and just have to show them im interested. always try to f
Just Some Ink
My mind is open My pen poised Over a blank sheet of paper; Silently I wait for inspiration. Quietly observing, Channeling, All my thoughts toward one end Focused towards one purpose. Some ink is finally on the page. It records the moment; It saves it from disappearing Into the abyss where all things go To die. Quietly, I write. My mind is clear, Yet streaming, Sometimes Screaming! With my pen in hand Anything is possible. Everything is real. Just some ink on the page Nothing more. Yet, it crystallizes The moment For all to see And love Or hate Now and forever.
Speed Bumps And Other Miscellaneous Intrusions.
Driving lesson number 2 Nowhere near as nervous, much more relaxed. Had a little drive around to relax then onto the grind... Spent 45 minutes practising, joining major roads and major roundabouts. My brains whirling, jesus christ almighty 2 lessons and I'm driving in the heaviest traffic in town. My driving instructor has more confidence in me; than I do LOL Driving around the little roads that lead upto the A49 that runs right through town, was a chuffing nightmare! Parked cars, speed bumps chicanes, it was like being back in Scarborough. Well apart from the fact that in scarborough all the speed bumps are bright pink, and you can see the buggers. I did OK - I had a minor moment on the big roundabout with 3 lanes and traffic lights, and I apparently need to bring my focus in more. I'll have no problems passing my hazard awareness test, but I need to bring my wide angle lens focus in to pavement width rather than 180 degrees. So those big scarey lorries don't make
Ok I made a mistake and now the one person i did not want mad at me is mad at me. I have said I am sorry what else can I say? hope he will forgive me soon.
About U
About you... 1.Initials: 2. Name someone with the same birthday as you: 3. when was your last kiss? 4. For or against same sex marriage? 6. are you bisexual? 7. do you believe in God? 8. how many US states have you been to? 9. how many of the US states have you lived in? 10. have you ever lived outside the US? 11. name something you like physically about yourself: 12. name something non physical you like about yourself: 13. what is the current rumor traveling around about someone? 14. what is your dream car? 15. if you could go anywhere in the world, where would you go? 16. have you ever had someone of the opposite sex over at your house while your parents were gone? 17. how many concerts have you gone to? 18. do you download music? 19. how many illegal things have you done? 20. where would you want to go on a first date? 21. Would you date the person who posted this: 22. has any
You Know Your From Cali When??
Your monthly house payments exceed your annual income. You drive next to a Rolls Royce and don't notice. You don't know anyone's phone number unless you check your cell phone. You speak Spanish, but you're not Mexican. You begin to "lie" to your friends about how close you are when you know damn well that it'll take you at least an hour to get there (see below). Getting anywhere from point A to point B, no matter what the distance, takes about "twenty minutes". You drive to your neighborhood block party. In the "winter", you can go to the beach and ski at Big Bear on the same day or mow your lawn in your shorts on New Years Day, and maybe sunburn. You can eat a different ethnic food for every meal. If your destination is more than 5 minutes away on foot, you're definitely driving. Calling your neighbors requires knowing their area code. You know what "In-'N-Out" is and feel bad for all the other states because they don't have any. You don't stop at a
You Know Your From The I.e. When
You know you're from the Inland Empire IF... 1. Every one of your friends, including yourself, has a drinking problem. 2. You're pissed that you live in the 909 but your cell is 951. 3. Everyone is in a band. 4. Statutory rape laws dont exist here. 5. You hook up with someone on Friday night and Saturday morning you have 10 missed calls from people that already heard about it. 6. You've known more than half your friends since junior high, or elementary school 7. You use terms like "Mo Val", "San Berdoo", and "Victimville" to refer to places 8. When you go to parties you bring your own beer and guard it with your life 9. A party isn't a party until the cops come and someone gets knocked out 10. Every Jetta you see has a roxy sticker on the back 11. The whos gonna drive to get more booze conversation is decided by who has the fewest number of D.U.I.'s 12. You try to act as white trash as possible but your parents live in million dollar houses and driv
Masterful Few
When you cant achieve what you think you should, Take time, notice others great mastery. A scant few live life as they thought they would. Most languish, bitter and in agony. The masterful few scarcely worry or fret, They live now, not in the future of past. While you and I dream, surely we can bet, Some have gained precious knowledge that will last, For they seize each day fearless, with flair Though most grasp the notion of achievement and fame, Few take the steps or hardly can bare The rigors to be the best in the game. So, rather than curse your awful strife, Emulate those few successful in life.
How Well Do U Know Me??
Who are you? 2. Are we friends? 3. When and how did we meet? 4. How have I affected you? 5. What do you think of me? 6. What's the fondest memory you have of me? 7. How long do you think we will be friends? 8. Do you love me? 9. Do you have a crush on me? 10. Would you kiss me? 11. Would you hug me? 12. Physically, what stands out? 13. Emotionally, what stands out? 14. Do you wish I was cooler? 15. On a scale of 1-10, how hot am I? 16. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it. 17. Am I loveable? 18. How long have you known me? 19. Describe me in one word. 20. What was your first impression? 21. Do you still think that way about me now? 22. What do you think my weakness is? 23. Do you think I'll get married? 24. What makes me happy? 25. What makes me sad? 26. What reminds you of me? 27. If you could give me anything what would it be? 28. How well
Cherokee Indian Legend
Do you know the legend of the Cherokee Indian youth's rite of passage? His dad takes him into the forest, blindfolded...and leaves him...alone. He is required to sit on a stump the whole night...and not take off the blindfold until the ray of sun shines through it. He is all by himself. He cannot cry out for help to anyone. Once he survives the night, he is a MAN. He cannot tell the other boys of this experience. Each lad must come into his own manhood. The boy was terrified...could hear all kinds of noise...beasts all around him. Maybe even some human would hurt him. The wind blew the grass and earth and it shook his stump. But he sat stoically - never removing the blindfold. It would be the only way he could be a man. Finally, after a horrific night, the sun appeared and he removed his blindfold. It was then that he saw his father sitting on the stump next to him - at watch the entire night. We are never alone. Even when we do not know it, our heavenly Fathe
A Price To Pay
I took it once i took it twice and now i have to pay the price how could i be so stupid i should have known that you were gonna be like all the other guys you tell me you love me you tell me you care how could i be so blind and not see though all the lies how could i not see i should have known all you were gonna do was fuck me then leave me just like all the other guys i should have left u as u were so innocent and pure but instead i had to take it all away and be left with nothing in return so now i'm stuck not knowing where life is gonna take me next
you can fall from the sky you can fall from a tree but the best way to fall is in love with me i took it once i took it twice you were the virgin i stole it from night after night day after day all you could think about is how good the sex is sex is like a drug once you've done it you get addicted and want more cuz the more u do it the better it gets and once you find that one person that u fall in love with don't ever let go
I feel the dark cold clammy touch of it It haunts me in my dreams It makes me cry and wonder why I suffer as I do. I wonder when it will go away When the pain will subside But as I sit here in my false reality My mind and soul slowly die. My tears stain my cheeks as they slide down my face It hurt so long, so long I've kept these tears deep inside That relief is bitterly sweet. My head is pounding and my brain is swimming My eyes are red and sore I feel my heart is at its last I can feel the fear no more. My body is slowly numbing The pain is almost gone I close my eyes and prepare myself For my mind is at its last. My throat goes dry as sand My skin is freezing cold But I lie awake Eyes as wide as ever But my mind has become no more. bside But as I sit here in my false reality My mind and soul slowly die. My tears stain my cheeks as they slide down my face It hurt so long, so long I've kept these tears deep inside
Grandma Gose To Court
Grandma Goes to Court Defense Attorney: What is your age? Little Old Woman: I am 86 years old. Defense Attorney: Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened to you? Little Old Woman: There I was, sitting there in my swing on my front porch on a warm spring evening, when a young man comes creeping up on the porch and sat down beside me. Defense Attorney: Did you know him? Little Old Woman: No, but he sure was friendly. Defense Attorney: What happened after he sat down beside you? Little Old Woman: He started to rub my thigh. Defense Attorney: Did you stop him? Little Old Woman: No, I didn't stop him. Defense Attorney: Why not? Little Old Woman: It felt good. Nobody had done that since my Abner passed away 30 years ago. Defense Attorney: What happened next? Little Old Woman: He began to rub my breasts. Defense Attorney: Did you stop him then? Little Old Woman: No, I did not stop him. Defense Attorney: Why not? Little Old Woman: W
Bye Bye, Vic...
The pink name and 11s will be gone soon. I think I have the full 31 days, so it will be around another five days before I'm officially back to normal CT user! I've been pretty bored here lately anyway.
Funny Sex Poems
Kissing Is A Habit Fucking Is A Game Guys Get All The Pleasure Girls Get All The Pain 10 Minutes Of Pleasure 9 Months Of Pain 3 Days In The Hospital A Baby Without A Name The Baby Is A Bastard The Mother Is A Whore This Woulda Never Happend If The Rubber Hadn't Tore!! Sex is like math You subtract the clothes Add the bed Divide the legs And Pray to god You dont multiply Roses are red Grass is green Open your legs And I'll fill you with cream Hickory dickory dock This bitch was suckin my cock The clock struck two I dumped my goo And dumped her to the end of the block Sex is good Sex is fine Doggy Style & 69 Just for fun Or gettin paid Everyone likes gettin laid Sex is evil Sex is a sin Sins are forgiven So stick it in!!! roses are nice violets are fine. ill be the six if you be the nine. eat me beat me bite me blow me fuck me suck me very slowly if you like it dont be sassy use your tongue and make it nasty!!
30 Questions
1. Fav chips> 2. Favorite sexual position> 3. Current hair color> 4. Shaved or puby> 5. eye color> 6. size> 7. Idol> 8. Hate people that think their shit don't stink?> 9. Favorite genre> 10. Biggest disapointment artist> 11. Band to watch> 12. Giving oral or receiving?> 13. Chocolate or Vanilla?> 14. Pussies or bitches?> 15. Do you smoke?> 16. Why?> 17. Like porn? 18.Current game your playing> 19. shoe size> 20. Dick size> 21. got kids> 22. love them> 23. You love your parents> 24. Best Friend> 25. Is your wife hot> 26. Is she a milf> 27. Even though your married and got kids do you still fuck?> 28. What do you want to do> 29. Are you hard> 30. Anything to say>
Just You
just you Current mood: dorky Just You 1. Whats your favourite sandwich filling? 2. Do you have any style icons? 3. Whats your skin colour? 4. What colours do you like to wear? 5. What do you like most about yourself? 6. What colour eyeshadow do you wear? 7. What colour are your eyebrows? 8. Do you keep your armpit hair? 9. If someone hot asked to see you naked for $200 dollars, would you show them your assets? 10. Whats your cup size (If female)? 11. How long is your hair? 12. Which family member do you look like most? 13. How long do you spend in the bathroom? 14. Do you walk around your house naked? 15. Do you dance around your bedroom in your underwear? 16. What part of guys do you like the least? noses. 17. What part of guys do you like the most? 18. What annoys you about guys? 20. Describe your figure: 21. Describe your ideal man: 22. Do you like men with beards and goatees? 23. Do you like guys who are
7 Kinds Of Sex
The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex. This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and you both have sex until you are blue in the face. The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for a short time and you are so horny you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen. The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for a long time. Your sex has gotten routine and you usually have sex only in your bedroom. The 4th kind of sex is called: Hallway Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the hallway you both say "screw you". The 5th kind of sex is called: Courtroom Sex. This is when you cannot stand your wife/Hubby any more. She/He takes you to court and screws you in front of everyone. The 6th kind is called Religious Sex, which means you get Nun in the morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun at night. OOPS. Don't forget the 7t
Hair Of The Dog
Worth Saving
This is a collection of exerps of a Mumm which was active today. It is from two questions written by: Once Burned, Twice Shy@ CherryTAP I started this mumm to hopefully find people who are fed up wti institutions telling them what to believe and think for themselves.Daunting task but possible.Then this guy wants to do my thinking for me since I refuse to be mindly retarded like he is.The Bible is the divinely inspired word of God.Period.Whether you and I understand it all is mute.It is the mind of God.He tells you what happens when he lets man control his own destiny.DESTRUCTION!!! He tells you what happens when you let him control your destiny>Salvation!!! His mind is set.It will not change.The kingdoms of this world will soon become THE Kingdom of God.It will be established by him and of his Kingdom there will be no end. And this guy that wishes to do my thinking for me is an idol to himself.No idol produces anything.Life or death.They just sit there gathering dust.Think ab
Creature Of The Night
You scored as Vampire. You are a straight up! Vampire Your hobbies may include drinking the blood of innocents...or not so innocents. You tend to shy away from crosses. Your bed is a coffin with the dirt from your homeland inside. The light is your enemy, and will destroy you should you be lured into its trap. Garlic is not your favorite spice in the kitchen, though it does make for a very nice weapon along with the holy water you stole from that priest awhile back...Just watch your back you never know who might be lurking in a dark alley!Vampire67%You are a Vampiric Elf!67%Fallen Angel33%You are a Demon33%Black Witch0%What creature of the night are you you most like? (Pics!!)created with
Dreaming Updates
I got these from their fansite "Darkest Days" Guess I got a little behind on them ... I didn't know any of this had happened. The Dreaming Got Signed! / New Songs/ Record Date! February 1, 2007, 5:18 am The Dreaming got signed to Cement Shoes, an Indie label, and they've added new songs. The album "Etched in Blood" will be out at the end of 2007. Etched in blood release date February 27, 2007, 4:27 pm On it says The Dreaming's album will be avalible in stores on the 19th of June this summer! New Member? March 7, 2007, 9:19 pm Apparently The Dreaming picked up another guitarist by the name of Carlton, some dude with blue hair.... EDIT (by dischord): He is/was a member of the band Deadsy (which I am sure most of you SW fans know) and this is what Wiki has got on him: "Carlton Bost (born April 8, 1975 in Charlotte, NC) is a Los Angeles based musician. He is most prominently known as Z-tar player for the band
i'm confused right seems that people would rather have you lie to them...than tell you the truth.....can i get some comments back on this one....i mean tell someone who says they would rather here the truth than be lied to....the truth....and she gets all upset at me....
Can't Help Falling In Love
Wise men say only fools rush in But I can't help falling in love with you Shall I stay Would it be a sin If I can't help falling in love with you Like a river flows surely to the sea Darling so it goes Some things are meant to be Take my hand, take my whole life too For I can't help falling in love with you Like a river flows surely to the sea Darling so it goes Some things are meant to be Take my hand, take my whole life too For I can't help falling in love with you For I can't help falling in love with you Elvis
My Conversation Of Boredom....
Usually when some one messages me and they are not on my messenger list i just either ignore them or tell them to fuck off, but i was bored so draw out this conversation...wish it was a lil longer cuz i was bored as shit BUZZ!!! Emanon (3/11/2007 12:36:48 PM): who hell r u lnedal76 (3/11/2007 12:37:47 PM): m/f BUZZ!!! Emanon (3/11/2007 12:38:41 PM): yo fucker what the fuck do u keep buzzing me for lnedal76 (3/11/2007 12:39:42 PM): u m/ f -answer me pls Emanon (3/11/2007 12:39:51 PM): no thanks dun wanna talk lnedal76 (3/11/2007 12:40:27 PM): why Emanon (3/11/2007 12:40:39 PM): havent a clue who the hell u r lnedal76 (3/11/2007 12:41:11 PM): i love u Emanon (3/11/2007 12:41:59 PM): who the hell is this ... lnedal76 (3/11/2007 12:42:33 PM): w r u angry lnedal76 (3/11/2007 12:43:13 PM): Emanon (3/11/2007 12:43:26 PM): no thanks i am not ur type trust me lnedal76 (3/11/2007 12:43:52 PM): why my dear Emanon (3/11/2007 12:44:43 PM): what r u male female either way no
Get Back In The Game
So, you've dumped her. Or she's dumped you. Either way, once you find yourself single, thoughts soon come around to meeting other women. But getting back in the game, especially after a long-term relationship, can be daunting. The first steps back in the world of dating should not to be taken lightly. You shouldn't attempt to bed new women to take revenge on your ex, whether it's to lure her back with jealousy or as a way to get over her. You should do it because you're a single guy and that's what single guys do. It goes without saying that you have to be completely over your ex before you get back into the game. Women will immediately pick up on it if you're using them to distract yourself or numb the pain. Exactly how long it will take to reach this stage varies: Some will find themselves cruising around the local pickup spots the very next weekend, while others may find it takes months before they can even look at another woman. No matter what, it's worth the wait because
Wild Thing
Cerial Killer
You scored as Hannibal Lecter. You are Hannibal Lecter. You dont need to eat human flesh to live, but do so because it just taste good. You are very intelligent, and enjoy using it to your advantage to keep people guessing. You arent a killing machine, but when you do decide to let loose, watch out! Dinner is served, with some fava beans, and a nice chianti!Hannibal Lecter100%
Spring Is Sprung!
Green is coming soon. Right now the world is brown and squishy-muddy out there, but with warm temps and sunshine, soon I'll be out in the garden, bent over to peek for points of hostas, peonies and bulbs emerging from the brown. My hair is turning green, too. In a single stripe on the right side. Why not? I don't have an employer to piss and moan about my piercings, tattooes or strange colored hair, so I'm enjoying it until we're moved to where I might be able to manage a job again, though Sweetie tells me over and over not to worry about it. He likes that I'm home all the time.
Lord Of The Rings Character
You scored as Aragorn. Aragorn100%Frodo Baggins80%Galadriel60%Samwise Gamgee60%Legolas60%Arwen of Rivendell60%Gimli60%Gollum60%Saruman the White40%Peregrin Took (Pippin)40%Eowyn of Rohan40%Boromir
Going Home
I GET TO GO HOME TOMOROW... its just for a week but itll be nice... and im going to get DRUNK on St. Pattys day... itll be kick ass
Those Moments
Those Moments Everyday seems about the same to me, I clean and cook and tend to whatever chores there happen to be. Cook three meals and clean up any mess, and not too much happens to bring any real happiness. But then come the moments when theres just the Lord and me, when Hes inviting others to partake in eternity. When Hes placing the words on my heart to write, when every word I hear brings me absolute delight. The times when nothing else matters accept I do His will, and I know that He has a use for me still. I know that there was a reason for me to be born, that He always knew and He helps me to carry on. You too can have moments that you and He share, when nothing matters but knowing how deeply He cares. You and He can spend those moments all sole alone, when His will for you is whats being shown. Just repent of your sins and accept your salvation, surrender each day asking for a revelation. Ask
Calling All Angels
Well not realy sure what to say here, don't realy know where to start, so I'll just get right to it here, I know who more then a couple of you are that have a crush on me, but couldn't start to name all 22 of you, sad they don't give us some way of knowing who does, but regardless of if you have a crush on me or not I care about everyone of you and you are amazing ladies and friends, so I think it's only fair to let you all know whats going on with my health issues. As most of you know I got food poisoning a few weeks ago, and due to some ulcers I already had from years of hard drinking and abusing myself partying it damn near eat the lineing out of my stomach and I've had 2 operations over the past 4 weeks to try and fix this problem, now this morning I went to get the staples out and just see how I'm healing inside, they run a light down my stomach, did there little ultrasounds and run blood test, well apparently theres some slow healing going on and the blood test has shown s
The Beginning.......
She sits in a bistro watching the hustle of the city. She pays attention to everything in general and nothing in particular. She is alone with her thoughts. Something stirs her serenity. She has always been able to feel the emotions of others, as empaths do. She was taught from a very young age, however, how to shield herself from the irratic emotions she can sense. It would do her great harm if she let all feelings in. This stirring was something more, something wild. A force in which she could not shield. He is across the street from where she sits. He is watching only her. He sees only her and she sits with her coffee. Her hair is the color of deep auburn. As the sun passes through the clouds, the golden strands glint in the sun as if dancing. Her eyes are not brown, nor are they green. They are somewhere in between. He will have to explore those eyes in depth. She see him standing across the street. Is he the one? Is he the man that stirs her inner most mind? It is as i
What Mental Disorder Are You?
What mental disorder do you have? Your Result: ADD (Attention Deficit Disorder) You have a very hard time focusing, and you find it difficult to stay on task without your mind wandering. You probably zone in and out of conversations and tend to miss out on directions because you cannot focusManic Depressive GAD (Generalized Anxiety Disorder) OCD (Obsessive Compulsive Disorder) Paranoia What mental disorder do you have?
Talk About A Dead Marriage!
Woman weds corpse... Mon Mar 12, 8:30 AM ET An Indian woman, despairing over her lover's accidental death when he fell down a well soon after their engagement, insisted on ceremonially marrying his corpse just minutes before the cremation. "It was for just few minutes the girl was dressed as a bride and then as a widow," K.M. Kapadia, a police officer in the town of Anand in western Gujarat state, said on Saturday. Wedding attendees sat the corpse up by a fire, the traditional center of Hindu wedding ceremonies, and chanted some marriage prayers before cremating the body, police said. "The girl refused to give away the body of her lover for the cremation till she tied the knot with him," Kapadia said. The bride's parents opposed the marriage but later attended the wedding ceremony and gave their 22-year-old daughter Tulsi Devipujak clothes and utensils as gifts, according to the Hindu tradition.
Where Did You Go
Music Video Codes By Music
What American Accent Do You Have
What American accent do you have? Your Result: The Inland NorthYou may think you speak "Standard English straight out of the dictionary" but when you step away from the Great Lakes you get asked annoying questions like "Are you from Wisconsin?" or "Are you from Chicago?" Chances are you call carbonated drinks "pop."PhiladelphiaThe NortheastThe MidlandThe SouthBostonThe WestNorth Central
Darn!! This Is Me
What mental disorder do you have? Your Result: GAD (Generalized Anxiety Disorder) You can never seem to calm down and always feel anxious for unknown reasons. You tend to not be able to concentrate and have headaches or other anxiety symptoms.OCD (Obsessive Compulsive Disorder) Manic Depressive Paranoia ADD (Attention Deficit Disorder) What mental disorder do you have?
Commited To Non-violence
Ants test nonviolence of Buddhist monks Mon Mar 12, 1:13 AM ET Buddhist monks, who are bound by faith to nonviolence, are grappling with how to rid a temple of a severe ant infestation without killing the insects. Stinging red ants have plagued the Hong Hock See Temple in northern Penang state for a year, causing one worshipper to be bitten so badly last month that he had to receive hospital treatment, said Elma Lin, a temple volunteer worker. A temple disciple tried using a vacuum cleaner to gather up the ants before freeing them in a nearby forest, but the method failed to purge the insects, Lin said. "We haven't found a solution so far," Lin said. "Nothing has worked." The temple's chief monk, Boon Keng, was quoted by The Star newspaper as saying that the monks had to "respect other living things" in the temple. "When an ant drops on you, you must not flick it away or blow on it," he told the newspaper. "If you do, it will bite to hold on. You just have to shake i
"paint Me A Birmingham" Tracy Lawrence
"Paint Me A Birmingham" He was sitting' there, his brush in hand Painting' waves as they danced, upon the sand With every stroke, he brought to life The deep blue of the ocean, against the morning' sky I asked him if he only painted ocean scenes He said for twenty dollars, I'll paint you anything Could you Paint Me A Birmingham Make it look just the way I planned A little house on the edge of town Porch going' all the way around Put her there in the front yard swing Cotton dress make it, early spring For a while she'll be, mine again If you can Paint Me A Birmingham He looked at me, with knowing eyes Then took a canvas from a bag there by his side Picked up a brush, and said to me Son just where in this picture would you like to be And I said if there's any way you can Could you paint me back into her arms again? Could you Paint Me A Birmingham Make it look just the way I planned A little house on the edge of town Porch going' all the way around Put her
New Contest Ideas
I want to host another contest and I am in need of some creative thinkers! I want to host something unique. Any ideas?
Please Help My Friend
Home From Nashville
Our trip to Nashville was awesome! The flight was great. I can even say, I loved flying and can't wait to do it again. Friday night we met all the others from the fan club at the Jack Daniels Saloon in the OpryLand Hotel. Let me tell you, that place was stunning! Thw Waterfalls,gazebos and gardens were gorgeous . We spent some time hanging out and then we posed for a group photo. We also signed the matting in the frame and the photo was framed to be given to Bucky. At six pm we went over to the Magnolia lobby in the Opryland Hotel and that's where we got the best suprise. Bucky arrived a little after six and we were there to greet him. He did an interview with the local news and then spent over an hour signing autographs and talking to the fans. He was super sweet and looked so good. The he was given his present from us and posed for a pic with the whole gang. Also Rocky, Bucky's twin, showed up and I was excited to learn he passed auditions and will be Bucky's drummer. In tim
What Accent Do You Have?
What American accent do you have? Your Result: North Central"North Central" is what professional linguists call the Minnesota accent. If you saw "Fargo" you probably didn't think the characters sounded very out of the ordinary. Outsiders probably mistake you for a Canadian a lot.The MidlandThe WestBostonPhiladelphiaThe SouthThe Inland NorthThe Northeast
A Picture Is Worth A Thousand Words
I'm sure that you've heard the saying: "A Picture is Worth a Thousand Words", but here you can see the perfect example of this saying, and understand better why a picture is worth a thousand words. Enjoy!
New To Cherry Tap
Hey ya'll. I am very new to this, so comments and input are always a plus.. I look forward to the fun ahead!
First Here, Thousandth Overall
The Biggest And Lowest Form Of A Coward
A woman from New York was driving through a remote part of Arizona when her car broke down. An American Indian on horseback came along and offered her a ride to a nearby town. She climbed up behind him on the horse and they rode off. The ride was uneventful, except that every few minutes the Indian would let out a "Ye-e-e-e-h-a-a-a-a" so loud that it echoed from the surrounding hills. When they arrived in town, he let her off at the local service station, yelled one final "Ye-e-e-e-h-a-a-a-a!" and rode off. "What did you do to get that Indian so excited?" asked the service-station attendant. "Nothing," the woman answered. "I merely sat behind him on the horse, put my arms around his waist, and held onto the saddle horn so I wouldn't fall off." "Lady," the attendant said, "Indians don't use saddles."
Drinking Test
What type of partier are you? Your Result: Hardcore drunkYou are usually the first one at the bar, right after work, before anyone else gets there. You tend to be quite buzzed before a single of your friends show up, and keep on drinkin when they get there. You often forget your credit card at the bar and have to retreive it the next day, and can never believe the bill is so high. At parties, you are still drinking while most of the rest of the party is passed out and sleeping. It takes you forever to catch a buzz, and even longer for a buzz to go away. You're made for this lifestyle!Bar Social ButterflyThe LurkerThe SocialiteBar SlutThe rock-star party animalThe designated driver
Matsuzaka's Revenge (hardly)
Not a good outing for the Red Sox import yesterday, underscored by the circus that will follow him wherever he goes this year. His hittable cheese was witnessed by: ---Stephen King ---Peter Gammons (feverishly working up ways to spin the bad outing, I am sure) ---Patriots emmisaries ---a crew from NBC Nightly News ---most of Japan So, Matsuzaka, what say you to your part in the carnage? "'I thought I'd take the opportunity to experiment a little bit,' Matsuzaka said calmly through translator Masa Hoshino. 'See where they're going to hit the ball, see where they wouldn't hit it. The third and fourth inning, I was definitely experimenting....The fact that they hit a couple of home runs off me is not something I'm terribly worked up about. There will be times I get hit and they score runs against me. Speaking psychologically, I'm not overly concerned about that." Oh. That's um, pretty damn level-headed. I will take that as an early indication he will be able to handle the
Forget About Your Ex
You went through all the motions of a breakup, from the lonely evenings alone to the drunken nights out with the guys, and you're ready to begin a new relationship with a woman you've been eyeing for a while. But you're wondering how to go about forgetting your ex completely so that you can start this new relationship from a fresh perspective. Read on for the 10 steps you should take to do just that. 1- Accept reality: She's gone This first step may take longer for some than for others, depending on how serious the relationship was. Obviously, if you were living with your ex, you'll have a harder time accepting the breakup than if you only dated seriously for a few months. The sooner you accept the reality that she is not coming back, the sooner you can begin to move on with your new love. So stop that little voice from telling you that she's going to "come to her senses" and call you. 2- Clear your head I don't mean for this to sound "self-help-y" or anything, but you have
"bring Me To Life" Evanescence
"Bring Me To Life" (feat. Paul McCoy) how can you see into my eyes like open doors leading you down into my core where Ive become so numb without a soul my spirit sleeping somewhere cold until you find it there and lead it back home (Wake me up) Wake me up inside (I cant wake up) Wake me up inside (Save me) call my name and save me from the dark (Wake me up) bid my blood to run (I cant wake up) before I come undone (Save me) save me from the nothing Ive become now that I know what Im without you can't just leave me breathe into me and make me real bring me to life (Wake me up) Wake me up inside (I cant wake up) Wake me up inside (Save me) call my name and save me from the dark (Wake me up) bid my blood to run (I cant wake up) before I come undone (Save me) save me from the nothing Ive become Bring me to life (I've been living a lie, there's nothing inside) Bring me to life frozen inside without your touch without your love darli
Theres A Rumor Going
"my Immortal" Evanescence
"My Immortal" I'm so tired of being here Suppressed by all my childish fears And if you have to leave I wish that you would just leave 'Cause your presence still lingers here And it won't leave me alone These wounds won't seem to heal This pain is just too real There's just too much that time cannot erase [Chorus:] When you cried I'd wipe away all of your tears When you'd scream I'd fight away all of your fears And I held your hand through all of these years But you still have All of me You used to captivate me By your resonating light Now I'm bound by the life you left behind Your face it haunts My once pleasant dreams Your voice it chased away All the sanity in me These wounds won't seem to heal This pain is just too real There's just too much that time cannot erase [Chorus] I've tried so hard to tell myself that you're gone But though you're still with me I've been alone all along [Chorus]
The Last Letter
This is beautiful! Try not to cry. She jumped up as soon as she saw the surgeon come out of the operating room. She said: "How is my little boy ? Is he going to be all right ? When can I see him ?" The surgeon said, "I'm sorry. We did all we could, but your boy didn't make it." Sally said, "Why do little children get cancer ? Doesn't God care any more ? Where were you, God, when my son needed you ?" The surgeon asked, "Would you like some time alone with your son ? One of the nurses will be out in a few minutes, before he's transported to the university." Sally asked the nurse to stay with her while she said good bye to son. She ran her fingers lovingly through his thick red curly hair. "Would you like a lock of his hair ?" the nurse asked. Sally nodded yes. The nurse cut a lock of the boy's hair, put it in a plastic bag and handed it to Sally. The mother said, "It was Jimmy's idea to donate his body to the University for Study. He said it m
Ahhh Sweet
my daughter made this.. so sweet for anyone in love ahhhhhh.
Man's Story Of Life
When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend. When I was 16 I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion, so I decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life. In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with stability. When I was 25 I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so dull that I decided that I needed a girl with some exciteme nt. When I was 28 I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She did mad impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy. She was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless. So I decided to find a girl with some real ambition. When I turned 31, I found a smart ambitious girl w
"control" Puddle Of Mudd
"Puddle Of Mudd Control lyrics" I love the way you look at me I feel the pain you place inside you lock me up inside your dirty cage well I'm alone inside my mind I'd like to teach you all the rules I'd get to see them set in stone I like it when you chain me to the bed but then your secrets never shone [Chorus] I need to feel you You need to feel me I can't control you You're not the one for me, no I can't control you You can't control me I need to feel you so why's there even you and me? I love the way you rake my skin I feel the hate you place inside I need to get your voice out of my head Cause I'm that guy you'll never find I think you know all of the rules there's no expressions on your face I'm hope that some day you will let me go Release me from my dirty cage [Chorus] I need to feel you You need to feel me I can't control you You're not the one for me, no
Sex Facts
Subject: FW: Facts About S E X ;-).i'm not messing with the sex fairy Be sure to read the warning at the bottom . I didn't change a word! I'm not messing with the Sex Fairy! ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- 1 . Sex is a beauty treatment . Scientific tests find that when women make love they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which makes hair shine and skin smooth . ============= 2 . Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes . The sweat produced cleanses the pores and makes your skin glow . ============= 3 . Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled on during that romantic dinner . ============= 4 . Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up . It stretches and tones up just about every muscle in the body . It's more enjoyable than swimming 20 laps, and you don't need special sneakers! ============= 5 . Sex is an instant cure for mild depre
How To Catch An Anconda
So here it is March and Caleb is coming home on leave in April, which I am totally excited about. But now with this new troop surge, and then the 4,800 more troops on top of that, he's probably going to get extended a lot longer than June. June is supposed to be when he was coming home for good. If he gets extended I have no idea when he's coming home, but most likely it won't be in time for the wedding. So Caleb and I kind of talked about just going to a Justice of the Peace when he comes home on leave, but we both kinda want a traditional wedding. So I don't know what to do anymore. It's getting harder and harder to be happy about anything. I don't blame Caleb for anything at all, I love him and support him with everything he does. We're both kinda stressed right now, because he reenlisted in November and here it is six months later and he still hasn't got his bonus. I have to talk to my congressperson, because he's tried talking to the army numerous times, and they are still reject
Dont Cha Wanna.................
MUM, RIP 11th MARCH 2007.
Song Of The Day! Afternoon Edition!
GONNA CONTINUE IN THE NINE INCH NAILS MODE THIS ONE IS FOR MY GOOD FRIEND BETTY WHO POSTED THIS IN HER STASH A LITTLE WHILE AGO AND WELL I'VE DECIDED THAT I'M GONNA PLAY IT FOR EVERY ONE :D ITS CLOSER FROM NINE INCH NAILS You let me violate you You let me desecrate you You let me penetrate you You let me complicate you Help me...I broke apart my insides Help me...I got no soul to sell Help me..the only thing that works for me Help me get away from myself I wanna fuck you like an animal I wanna feel you from the inside I wanna fuck you like an animal My whole existence is flawed You get me closer to God You can have my isolation... You can have the hate that it brings You can have my absence of faith... You can have my everything Help me...tear down my reason Help's your sex I can smell Help make me perfect Help me think I'm somebody else I wanna fuck you like an animal I wanna feel you from the inside I wanna fuck you like an animal M
2 Old Men
2 Old guys Two very elderly friends, Keith and Eugene, met in the park every day to feed the pigeons, watch the squirrels and discuss world problems. One day Eugene didn't show up. Keith didn't think much about it, figured maybe he had a cold or some such. But after Eugene hadn't shown up for a week or so, Keith really got worried. However, the only time they ever got together anymore (they used to play a lot of golf together) was at the park, and Keith couldn't remember where Eugene lived so he was unable to find out what had happened to him. A month passed and Keith figured old Eugene had gone to his heavenly reward, but one day Keith approached the park and, lo and behold, there sat Eugene! Keith was very excited and happy to see him and told him so! Then he said, "For crying out loud Eugene, what happened to you???" Eugene replied, "I have been in jail." "Jail???" cried Keith. "What in the world for???" "Well," Eugene said, "You know Sue, that cute little
This Weekend
Well we all went out the bar on friday n this weekens started bad i bought this girl a drink and well this big guy wantb to fight cause i bought her a drink and he wasnt even her man but o well shit happens. Saterday i played in a pool tour and i ended 4th one place out of the money(dam) Sunday not much happend i just spent the day with my sis and my brother-in-law well that was weekend hope all had a good weekend.
Tonight On World Rock Radio
Life's Choices
06 Harley Davidson Sporty
I still have an 06 Harley Davidson Sporty for sale. First person to come up with $5000.00 it is theirs. The motorcycle has 70 miles on it. The owner had never ridden a motorcycle before and it scared them. So they decided to sell it. I am not much of sporty kind of girl or I would keep it. I personally like my choppers.
Mastectomy Bill In Congress
Mastectomy Hospital Bill in Congress > >If you know anyone who has had a mastectomy, you may know that there is >a lot of discomfort and pain afterwards. Insurance companies are >trying to make mastectomies an outpatient procedure. Let's give women >the chance to recover properly in the hospital for 2 days after surgery. > > Mastectomy Bill in Congress > > It takes 2 seconds to do this and is very >important...please take the time and do it really quick! > > Breast Cancer Hospitalization Bill - Important legislation >for all women. > Please send this to everyone in your address book. If there >was ever a time when our voices and choices should be heard, this is >one of those times. If you're receiving this, it's because I think you >will take the 30 seconds to go to vote on this issue and send it on to >others you know who will do the same. > > There's a bill called the Breast Cancer Patient Protecti
Ab 374: The California Compassionate Choices Act
Freedom for life, liberty and death... California Compassionate Choices Act (C Act)is based on the simple principle that people should be free to make important end-of-life decisions based on their own values and beliefs (Compassionate Choices, 2006). The Act is similar to the Death with Dignity Law that Oregon passed in 1998. Since the law was passed, in Oregon there were a little under 300 assisted deaths compared to the 86,000 natural deaths. The act legalizes assisted suicide for those who are terminally ill. The patient is given a lethal pill that they can take when they feel it is the right time. Many groups are against this Act. The Catholic Church is against the Act because the Catholic faith is against assisted death. Activist predict insurance companies will press for terminally ill patients to take this route to save money. The ethical issue faced is should it be legal for the terminally ill to hasten their death? ...Maybe Kevorkian was right??? Give
I Am Just Curious
"solitaire Unraeling" Mushroomhead
"Solitaire Unraveling" Locked Away In A Cage My Rage Has Got The Best Of Me Time Finds A Way Each Day Of Leaving Less Of Me Behind I Find This Fight Must Be Won Inside The Mind So Uptight And Confined Often Blinded By The Light Taking It's Toll On My System Like Some Played Out Existence Time Ticks Away These Last Few Moments Is There Anything We've Left Unsaid? I'm On A Quest For Atonement I've Got To Find Piece Of Mind And A Place To Rest Biding My Time Until I'm Strong Enough To Fight Back Hope, I Hope Against Hope For Some Resistance Been Taking It Out On My System Rest-There's A Calm Before The Storm And The Western Front Is Quiet I've Got Rembrandt As My Right Hand And Solo As My Pilot Condemned Man Condemned Convicted Man Convicted Could Not Save My Life Cutting Strand By Strand Passing It Off Like Some Kind Of King You Don't Know Peace 'til You've Had Suffering I've Suffered All Of Your So Calle
"solitaire Unraeling" Mushroomhead
"Solitaire Unraveling" Locked Away In A Cage My Rage Has Got The Best Of Me Time Finds A Way Each Day Of Leaving Less Of Me Behind I Find This Fight Must Be Won Inside The Mind So Uptight And Confined Often Blinded By The Light Taking It's Toll On My System Like Some Played Out Existence Time Ticks Away These Last Few Moments Is There Anything We've Left Unsaid? I'm On A Quest For Atonement I've Got To Find Piece Of Mind And A Place To Rest Biding My Time Until I'm Strong Enough To Fight Back Hope, I Hope Against Hope For Some Resistance Been Taking It Out On My System Rest-There's A Calm Before The Storm And The Western Front Is Quiet I've Got Rembrandt As My Right Hand And Solo As My Pilot Condemned Man Condemned Convicted Man Convicted Could Not Save My Life Cutting Strand By Strand Passing It Off Like Some Kind Of King You Don't Know Peace 'til You've Had Suffering I've Suffered All Of Your So Calle
A Letter From Your Cat
A Letter From Your Cat Hi there. Hows it going? The litter box could use some attention, but things are generally fine with me. But there are a few points Id like to clarify in order for our coexistence to be more harmonious. Its mainly little things, like its impolite to close the refrigerator door before Im finished browsing. When walking to the kitchen remember I have the right-of-way. You should avoid canned vegetables to avoid unnecessary can-opener frenzy. And remember cats are independent, but least so when youre holding a tuna sandwich. I have plenty of impressive abilities that Im not sure you appreciate. I can do the hundred yard dash in a twelve by twenty foot living room. Im pretty sure the airborne hair I shed helps repair the ozone layer. I can nap on command. I have no problem rising early on your days off, too. And when youre just standing there cooking, do you have any idea how much skill it takes to do figure eights around your legs while meowing? A
You scored as Dracula. You are the smooth sexy cool Dracula. Patient and lustful. If you were any cooler youd be ice. Great style with a way of seducing those around you. And three brides who wouldn't want to be him. Dracula100%Akasha67%Marius67%Lestat67%Armand33%Angel33%Spike33%Blade33%Deacon Frost33%Louis0%Whose your Vampire personality? (images)created with
Thoughts Running Throughout My Mind
Finding out I have merely a week to find another place to stay I feel rather lost amongst all of the chaos. A person who I thought was a friend gives me less notice then a land lord. It is a saddening conclusion to find out that someone you have helped so much respects you less than you thought. Unsure of what I will do for my financial situation is not as well as I like and is unable to pay for a security deposit and first months rent at such short notice.
"helena" My Chemical Romance
"Helena" Long ago Just like the hearse you die to get in again We are so far from you Burning on just like a match you strike to incinerate The lives of everyone you know And what's the worst you take (worst you take) from every heart you break (heart you break) And like the blade you stain (blade you stain) Well I've been holding on tonight [Chorus] What's the worst that I can say? Things are better if I stay So long and goodnight So long and goodnight Came a time When every star fall brought you to tears again We are the very hurt you sold And what's the worst you take (worst you take) from every heart you break (heart you break) And like the blade you stain (blade you stain) Well I've been holding on tonight [Chorus] What's the worst that I can say? Things are better if I stay So long and goodnight So long and goodnight And if you carry on this way Things are better if I stay So long and goodnight So long and goodnight C
When Things Just Go
ever had a day when things just go not bad not good just go thats the kinda day i'm having so i could give a crap less if it gets over sooner or later that's what i have to say to day blahhhh
From north to south...west to east...a lot of people gamble their earnings away. Some get really addicted to the point that gambling is their drug of choice. While others can gamble one day, then not play again for months. I gamble! It does get addictive. I used to play Bingo with my Grandma. She loved going to the Casino, but I spent more than I won. I never tried to play poker or any type of card game in real life. Video games, yes! Real life, no! There is a new game that I am playing PAYDAY. I have one chance to win $2,000 every two weeks for twenty years. I am given 14 other sets of quick pick numbers for smaller prizes. For only $3, it might seem a lot, but reality is that you are only paying about 15cents per set of 15 number combinations. Life is a gamble...until next time...
Bar Slut...not Surprised
What type of partier are you? Your Result: Bar Slut You like to keep them drinks flowing till you can't remember much - not that you would want to. Along with your judgement, your inhibitions go 'bye bye' and you end up making out with, and sometimes taking home, random people who sound 'good at the time'. In your drunken haze, you and all your freinds are the sexiest, most swingin, and hottest things on the planet. You've lost many items of clothing in random places.Bar Social Butterfly Hardcore drunk The Lurker The rock-star party animal The Socialite The designated driver
A Few Rude Ones
RUDE TO VERY RUDE Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? Ask your mother. _____________________________________________________ What's the difference between a bitch and a whore? A whore sleeps with everybody at the party. A bitch sleeps with everybody at the party except you. _______________________________________________________ What's the difference between a Catholic wife and a Jewish wife? A Catholic wife has real orgasms and fake jewelry. _______________________________________________________ What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying? The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving. _______________________________________________________ What do you call an Amish guy with his hand up a horse's ass? A mechanic. _______________________________________________________ Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony? The guy who can carry a cup of coff
This Will Be A Continous Thing
If You Haven't Already........
A True Friend Buys You Toilet Paper
REAL FRIEND TEST! This is GOOD..I expect it back too! A simple friend, when visiting, acts like a guest. A real friend opens your refrigerator and helps himself (and doesn't feel even the least bit weird shutting your 'vegetable drawer' with his or her foot!) A simple friend has never seen you cry. A real friend has shoulders soggy from your tears. A simple friend doesn't know your parents' first names. A real friend has their phone numbers in his address book. A simple friend brings a bottle of wine to your party. A real friend comes early to help you cook and stays late to help you clean. A simple friend hates it when you call after they've gone to bed. A real friend asks you why you took so long to call. A simple friend seeks to talk with you about your problems. A real
What Our Kids Will Do For A High.
We need to be more aware of what our kids are doing... online and offline... here's a link to a very touching story that made me cry... its sad.. what kids will do now a days... please read it and post it, make parents, children, everyone more aware. The Link here A little piece of the story: "We found out a few days later, after looking on my computer, that you had been to a website that explained, step by step, how to achieve this unbelievable “high” by cutting off the blood supply for just a little while to your head and then you stand up and it feels so euphoric! " Please be aware. Click Here for More Info On the Choking Game.
I have a brother that has 3 brain tumors and we just found the third 2 weeks before christmas. Please pray for him as we are dealing with this new tumor. we have another mri coming up on the 23rd of march and it will show how the tumor is progressing and then decde what to do from there. I will keep up with any new developments here.
Ok as most of u all know i am married going through a divorce. Well on Sunday early morning hours i was basically attacted and threatened so bad i had to leave my home. I am at a friends house right now with only dial up. I won't be around much for this week. I hope everyone continues to cum by and show me all the CT luv i am used to I hope to be back by the end of the week. For those with my cell # don't call is in about 20 pieces...U can't leave a message.. I will be checking in 1 or 2 times a day but with dial up and a slow computer it is impossible to try and return comments or anything. I will keep everyone up to date here in my blogs... TY to everyone...Kisses... TTYS...
Surveyyy Because I'm Bored
MY AUTOBiOGRAPHY: Fill this out in YOUR OWN WORDS and repost as "My Autobiography" Prologue 1. Where did you take your default pic? UHHHHH. AT SOMEONE'S HOUSE. 2. What exactly are you wearing right now? a tank top and some panties. 3. What is your current problem? if i want to go to the beach or not. 4.What makes you happy? fruity pebbles 5. What's the name of the song that you're listening to? uhh baby boy... YES. 6. Has anyone you've been really close with passed away? yes. 7. Do you ever watch MTV? yessss. the hills.
> After a forest fire in Yellowstone National Park, the forest rangers > began their trek up a mountain to assess the inferno's damage. > > One ranger found a bird literally petrified in ashes, perched > statuesquely on the ground at the base of a tree. Somewhat sickened by the eerie sight, he knocked over the bird with a stick. > > When he gently struck it, three tiny chicks scurried from under their > dead mother's wings. The loving mother, keenly aware of impending disaster, had carried her offspring to the base of the tree and had gathered them under her wings, instinctively knowing that the toxic smoke would rise. > > She could have flown to safety but had refused to abandon her babies. Then the blaze had arrived and the heat had scorched her small body. The mother had remained steadfast. She had been willing to di e,&nbs p; so those under the cover of her wings would live. > > "He will cover you with his feathers, and under his wings you will > find
Mythical Creature
You scored as Demon. Demon: Darkness is your sanctuary. Demons are many and are all different in appearence and rank. The most common are the ones that feed off of human souls. They love to make someone fall into their inner darkness. Blood, wrath, murder... You name it they love it. These beings don't care who you are, if they set their sights on you, let's just hope you know a good excorist. They kill any love within you and pull you toward their side. By any means possible. You wish for chaos and hate, you are the Demon.WereWolf75%Demon75%Dragon50%Mermaid25%Faerie25%Angel25%What Mythological Creature are you? (Cool Pics!)created with
Go vote and comment spam for me... Much Luv!! Muah! Click on my pic and go CRAZYYY!
!Dear Friends- I really need you to know how much I treasure each one of you and how you have changed my life and made it so special. God Bless You .. Read this all the way to the bottom -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A girl asked a guy if he thought she was pretty, He< BR> She asked him if he would want to be with her forever...and he said no. She then asked him if she were to leave would he cry, and once again he replied with a no. She had heard enough. As she walked away, tears streaming down her face the boy grabbed her arm and said... You're not pretty you're beautiful. I don't want to be with you forever, I NEED to be with you forever. And I wouldn't cry if you walked away...I'd die... SO NOW I WILL SAY: < /SPAN> I like you because of who you are to me..A true friend. And if I don't get
----- The Military The average age of the military man is 19 years. He is a short haired, tight-muscled kid who, under normal circumstances is considered by society as half man, half boy Not yet dry behind the ears, not old enough to buy a beer, but old enough to die for his country. He never really cared much for work and he would rather wax his own car than wash his father's; but he has never collected unemployment either. [URL=][IMG][/IMG][/URL] He's a recent High School graduate; he was probably an average student, pursued some form of sport activities, drives a ten year old jalopy, and has a steady girlfriend that either broke up with him when he left, or swears to be waiting when he returns from half a world away He listens to rock and roll or hip-hop or rap or jazz or swing and a 155mm howitzer. He is 10 or 15 pounds li
Monday, 3/12
Not doing so hot today. First off, I'm so tired. I hate this daylight savings's really thrown me off. Second, I drank too much last night, and that has always been bad lately-- doctor said it's a possible side effect of my meds if I drink...I hate it when he's right on that stuff. So I forgot to turn the oven off last night after making dinner. And I made some frozen garlic bread stuff, so it had to be turned up really warm. I woke up this morning and my apartment was freakin' hot, and I was all groggy and really, really wanted to go back to sleep. Third, my legs and-- I hate to admidt this-- my ass muscles are really sore. The best part-- I'm not 100% certain why. I think it was from yesterday, when I was up north helping my Dad. We burned a couple of brush piles, and tredging through the 3 and 4 foot snow drifts was tough. Then it was sawing up and removning a bunch of pine trees that were knocked over in the huge storm last week. My Dad's never one to cut a tree trunk into
Woo Freakin Hoo!
I finally have a job!! I'm so excited. It pays decent and its gonna be great!! Thanks to everyone who was wishing for me! I'm gonna be working in admitting at a local hospital YAY!!!
The World In Which We Live....
OK... So I'm sat on the bus this afternoon on the way home from work and there's a girl talking on her cellphone. Even though I wasn't intending to evesdrop, she wasn't exactly being quiet about it so evesdropping ensued. It became clear pretty quickly that she was dumping a guy. The conversation went on a long while as he was obviously fighting it. She told him in a very matter of fact, calculated way the reasons for her decision. All of her reasons may have been slightly cliched, but they were all very practical... "You live in London - that's too far away" [fyi - London is about 40 miles away.] "I don't want a serious relationship now and that's what it may become." "You're friends with 'X' and I know 'Y' so imagine the complications." The list went on, but what she said exactly is not important. The point I am trying to get at is when I got off the bus and as I walked the five minutes or so back to my house I reflected on what I had heard and I felt sad. To begin wit
Don't Mess With Mom
>>DON'T MESS WITH MOM >> >>My son came home from school one day, >>with a smirk upon his face. >>He decided he was smart enough, >> put me in my place. >> >>Guess what I learned in Civics Two, >>that's taught by Mr. Wright? >>It's all about the laws today, >>The "Children's Bill of Rights." >> >>It says I need not clean my room, >>don't have to cut my hair. >>No one can tell me what to think, >>or speak, or what to wear. >> >>I have freedom from religion, >>and regardless what you say, >>I don't have to bow my head, >>and I sure don't have to pray. >> >>I can wear earrings if I want, >>and pierce my tongue & nose. >>I can read & watch just what I like, >>get tattoos from head to toe. >> >>And if you ever spank me, >>I'll charge you with a crime. >>I'll back up all my charges, >>with the marks on my behind. >> >>Don't you ever touch me, >>my body's only for my use, >>not for your hugs and kisses, >>that's just more child abuse. >> >>Don't preach abo
March Madness Is Coming! Are You Ready?
OH MY GOD!!! I'm sure most of you in the Syracuse area are completely dumbfounded after learning that our beloved Syracuse Orange failed to make the tournament. Were you like me that said that it would comeback to haunt us after Jimmy B was flapped his yap to anyone who had a mic before the Big East Tournament & again after the Notre Dame loss that they were glad they was off the bubble? Well Jim, how does if feel to be off the bubble? Completely off the bubble! I know there are a lot of us that thought that they should be in, but now I'm not so sure. Let me explain. Even though they was a 11-7 conference record, they was 3-7 vs the Top 50, 1-3 vs the Top 4 in the Big East & lost to Drexel & Wichita St at home. Maybe if Jimmy had this team focased & not blowing double digit leads against Louisville, Villanova, & Notre Dame, another win would probably have put us over the top. If your looking to bitch about being screwed, how about Drexel. "14" road wins! Wins at Creighton, at 'Nova, &
Irish Toast
John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life!, between the legs of me wife!" That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night! He went home and told his wife, Mary, "I won the prize for the Best toast of the night" She said, "Aye, did ye now. And what was your toast?" John said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, sitting in church beside me wife." "Oh, that is very nice indeed, John!" Mary said. The next day, Mary ran into one of John's drinking buddies on the street corner. The man chuckled leeringly and said, "John won the prize the other night at the pub with a toast about you, Mary." She said, "Aye, he told me, and I was a bit surprised myself. You know, he's only been there twice in the last four years. Once he fell asleep, and the other time I had to pull him by the ears to make him come."
Personality Type
Please Add Yourself With A Picture To My New Guestbook ~
please add yourself with a picture to my new guestbook !
Rockstar -- Nickleback
I’m through with standing in line to clubs we’ll never get in It’s like the bottom of the ninth and I’m never gonna win This life hasn’t turned out quite the way I want it to be I want a brand new house on an episode of Cribs And a bathroom I can play baseball in And a king size tub big enough for ten plus me I’ll need a credit card that’s got no limit And a big black jet with a bedroom in it Gonna join the mile high club At thirty-seven thousand feet I want a new tour bus full of old guitars My own star on Hollywood Boulevard Somewhere between Cher and James Dean is fine for me I’m gonna trade this life for fortune and fame I’d even cut my hair and change my name ‘Cause we all just wanna be big rockstars And live in hilltop houses driving fifteen cars The girls come easy and the drugs come cheap We’ll all stay skinny ‘cause we just won’t eat And we’ll hang out in the coolest bars In the VIP with the movie star
A Real Good Man
Real Good Man VideoReal Good Man lyrics - Tim McGraw lyricsTim McGraw Music VideosMusic Video Codes by VideoCure
Guts Vs. Balls
Subject: Guts vs. Balls -- Defined We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definition for each is listed below... GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?" BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the balls to say: "You're next." I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions. Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome, since both ultimately result in death.
If Everyone Cared -- Nickleback
From underneath the trees, we watch the sky Confusing stars for satellites I never dreamed that you’d be mine But here we are, we’re here tonight Singing Amen, I’m alive Singing Amen, I’m alive If everyone cared and nobody cried If everyone loved and nobody lied If everyone shared and swallowed their pride We’d see the day when nobody died And I’m singing Amen I, I’m alive Amen I, I’m alive And in the air the fireflies Our only light in paradise We’ll show the world they were wrong And teach them all to sing along Singing Amen I’m alive Singing Amen I’m alive If everyone cared and nobody cried If everyone loved and nobody lied If everyone shared and swallowed their pride We’d see the day when nobody died If everyone cared and nobody cried If everyone loved and nobody lied If everyone shared and swallowed their pride We’d see the day when nobody died And as we lie beneath the stars We realize how small we are If
Seiest Man In A Dress Contest Starts Tonight...
'The Sexiest Man in a Dress' Contest! Contest starting tonight. If you wanna join in the fun, send me your link. Late commers will be welcomed. Rules are... 1. Must be SFW 2. Both ratings and comments count, so Bombs away! 3. No insults. Period. 4. Minimum number of comments for First place is 5000 Contact me by private message if you are interested. ~Just Meee~~X~S.B.A.B.~&~K.K.S.~Founder~X~@ CherryTAP The contest will start Monday night March 12th, at 8 pm central time, and run til Monday night March 19th, at 8 pm central time. Good luck to the 3 men who had the gupmtion enough to Dress up, and have a little fun. Prizes will be as follows... First place will be The Silver Motorcycle Secind place will be The Rolex Third place will be The Mens Ring The most important rule... Have lots of fun guys.
If I Could Turn Back Time
If I could turn back time If I could find a way I'd take back those words that hurt you and you'd stay I don't know why I did the things I did I don't know why I said the things I said Pride's like a knife it can cut deep inside Words are like weapons they wound sometimes. I didn't really mean to hurt you I didn't wanna see you go I know I made you cry, but baby [Chorus:] If I could turn back time If I could find a way I'd take back those words that hurt you And you'd stay If I could reach the stars I'd give them all to you Then you'd love me, love me Like you used to do If I could turn back time My world was shattered I was torn apart Like someone took a knife and drove it deep in my heart You walked out that door I swore that I didn't care But I lost everything darling then and there Too strong to tell you I was sorry Too proud to tell you I was wrong I know that I was blind, and ooh... [Chorus] Ooohh If I could turn back time If I could tu
Portrait Of A Friend
I can't give solutions to all of life's problems, doubts, or fears. But I can listen to you, and together we will search for answers. I can't change your past with all it's heartache and pain, nor the future with its untold stories. But I can be there now when you need me to care. I can't keep your feet from stumbling. I can only offer my hand that you may grasp it and not fall. Your joys, triumphs, successes, and happiness are not mine; Yet I can share in your laughter. Your decisions in life are not mine to make, nor to judge; I can only support you, encourage you, and help you when you ask. I can't prevent you from falling away from friendship, from your values, from me. I can only pray for you, talk to you and wait for you. I can't give you boundaries which I have determined for you, But I can give you the room to change, room to grow, room to be yourself. I can't keep your heart from breaking and hurting, But I can cry with you a
Good Bye
Just wanted to let anyone who reads this know, I cant comment any where. I can only use shout box and post blogs , I cant even comment on my own blogs . I had every intention of making up for slacking on my friends :( hopefully when I get back I can show you all some love. If not I guess Ill just have to start over again. :( If I dont talk to ya'all thoughout the day, have a wonderful week and Ill see you when I get beack from Texas ...hopefully xoxoxox
The Meeting
The Meeting I had waited so long to see you that when the moment finally arrived I was wrestling with anxiety. I think I was the first one off the plane, I certainly walked to the baggage area with the most determined step. Possibly the speed of my heart rate contributed to the flight of my feet, but whatever the reason, I knew I could wait no longer. I saw you watchful for me and I had to stop, remind myself to breathe, and just look at you for a minute. I stared at your handsome face and your amazing physic, nothing else existed for me. There were no sounds or movements; everything around you simply ceased to be. There was only you. I held your face in my hands, as I have done so many times in my dreams, kissed your sweet lips and blessed the entity that sent you to me. Of course, my bag was the last to come down the carrousel, but that was in no way as frustrating as the lengthy cab ride to our hotel. My need to be naked with you was tangible. As substantial as the taste of
Pondering Life
Summary of Life GREAT TRUTHS THAT LITTLE CHILDREN HAVE LEARNED: 1) No matter how hard you try, you can't baptise cats. 2) When your Mum is mad at your Dad, don't let her brush your hair. 3) If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always catch the second person. 4) Never ask your 3-year old brother to hold a tomato. 5) You can't trust dogs to watch your food. 6) Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair. 7) Never hold a Dust-Buster and a cat at the same time. 8) You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk. 9) Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts. 10) The best place to be when you're sad is Grandpa's lap. GREAT TRUTHS THAT ADULTS HAVE LEARNED: 1) Raising teenagers is like nailing jelly to a tree. 2) Wrinkles don't hurt. 3) Families are like fudge...mostly sweet, with a few nuts. 4) Today's mighty oak is just yesterday's nut that held its ground. 5) Laughing is good exercise. It's like jogging on the inside.
You Except Me To Just Let You Hit It, But Will You Still Respect Me If You Get It?
Zak called at 9 in the morning. Like an idiot. I was like WTF. Anyway, he wanted to know if I was going out to the beach, but I was like.. uhhh, probably not. I want to go to the beach, but I have last years bathing suit thingy and it's ugly, I just noticed... lol. I want the one with whales on it. Woot WOOT.
Hugs For All
Send One to All Your Friends Who You Think Deserve A Hug (Which, Hopefully Includes the Person Who Sent It to You) ! ! You might send it to your enemies as well! It'll really make them stop & Think!!! If you don't receive this back, nobody likes you, and they wish you'd stop bugging them! If you receive this back 1 time, open up! Find more friends, enemies, or enemies pretending to be friends If you receive this back 2 times . You're off to a good start, unless you sent it to yourself. That's cheating! If you receive this back 3 times. You're a good friend. If you receive this back 4 times. You are truely loved as a friend!! _____8888888888____________________ ____888888888888888_________________ __888888822222228888________________ _888888222I2222288888_______________ 888888222222222228888822228888______ 888882222222222222288222222222888___ 88888222222222LUV22222222222222288__ _8888822222222222222222222222222_88_ __88888222222222222222U22222222__888 ___8
What Icon picture are you right now? HateSomeone has wronged you probley a ex or maybe just someone you know but they have really pissed you off. Take this test
For All The Pretty Ladies
THIS IS A TOAST.... 2 US ... FOR THE MEN WHO HAVE US, THE LOSERS WHO HAD US, AND THE LUCKY PEOPLE WHO WILL MEET US!! SEND THIS ONLY TO PRETTY LADIES , INCLUDING THE ONE WHO SENT IT TO YOU!!! You have been hit. You have been considered One of the 10 prettiest ladies on my list. Once you have been hit, you have to hit 10 pretty ladies. If you get hit again you know you're really pretty. If you break the chain you'll have ugliness for 10 years. So hit 10 pretty ladies on your friends list and let them know they are pretty.
Blue Eyes
I borrowed this from one of the bulletins that was posted by a person on my friends list: B|L|U|E| |E|Y|E|S| People with blue eyes last the longest in relationships. They are kind, pretty or handsome,very good kissers and are really hot. They always fall in love with their closest friends and never understand why. They are very funny, outgoing and don't care what people think or say. They are very satisfying and love to please. If you repost this and you have blue eyes you will have the best kiss sometime in the next 5 days. |G|R|E|E|N| |E|Y|E|S| -Sex Addicts!!! People with green eyes have the most passion put into relationships, they have long lasting relationships. People with green eyes are also the horniest and most beautiful. They long for the touch of another. People with green eyes are very sexy and very attracted towards the opposite sex. You will meet the person you're going to spend the rest of your life with if you repost this. |H|A|Z|E|L| |E|Y|E|S| -People w
Using your hands Your sexual hidden talent is your ability to use your hands. You are damn good with them, and know how to make your lover feel incredibly sexy with just one caress. Take this quiz at
My Heart, Is Not Used To Be Happy
I'm laughing, but it doesn't mean i'm happy; I'm tearing, but it doesn't mean i'm sad; I'm alone, but it doesn't mean i'm lonely; I like laughing when i feel sad; I like crying when i am moved; I like being alone, cos i have never felt lonely,and I feel lonely when i'm not alone. I like all these feelings, cos my heart is not used to be happy all the time!
Feel Old Lately?
Subject: HOW TIME FLIES... 1975 : Long hair 2006 : Longing for hair 1975 : KEG 2006 : EKG 1975 : Acid rock 2006 : Acid reflux 1975 : Moving to California because it's cool 2006 : Moving to Arizona because it's warm 1975 : Tryin to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor 2006 : Trying NOT to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor 1975 : Seeds and stems 2006 : Roughage 1975 : Hoping for a BMW 2006 : Hoping for a BM 1975 : Going to a new, hip joint 2006 : Receiving a new hip joint 1975 : Rolling Stones 2006 : Kidney Stones 1975 : Being called into the principal's office 2006 : Calling the principal's office 1975 : Screw the system 2006 : Upgrade the system 1975 : Disco 2006 : Costco 1975 : Parents begging you to get your hair cut 2006 : Children begging you to get their heads shaved 1975 : Passing the drivers' test 2006 : Passing the vision test 1975 : Whatever 2006 : Dep
What of the four elements are you? Fire\'I am burning and devouring, destructing and preparing the ground for new life. I am transformation - LIGHT - as you can see it in the world of matter - I am SUN - I am LIFE - I am POWER. Do not approach me, MAN! You may have the illusion to control me, but I am helping you only as long as I WANT IT. Only the HIGHEST is my MASTER.\' Take this test
George Again!!!!
She'll Leave You With A Smile VideoShe'll Leave You With A Smile lyrics - George Strait lyricsGeorge Strait Music VideosMusic Video Codes by VideoCure
Job Opening!!
You know if this was France or Italy, the dude would have been elected President! Ha ha!! Israel recalls El Salvador envoy after drunken episode POSTED: 8:50 a.m. EDT, March 12, 2007 Story Highlights Israeli media reports El Salvador police found diplomat in yard drunk and tied up Longtime diplomat Tsuriel Raphael reportedly was wearing sex toys at the time Israel removes ambassador from his post in El Salvador, spokeswoman says Adjust font size: JERUSALEM (AP) -- Israel has recalled its ambassador to El Salvador after he was found bound, drunk and nude, a spokeswoman said Monday. The longtime diplomat, Tsuriel Raphael, has been removed from his post, and the Foreign Ministry has begun searching for a replacement, ministry spokeswoman Zehavit Ben-Hillel said. Two weeks ago, El Salvador police found Raphael in the yard of his residence, tied up, gagged and drunk, Israeli media reported. He was wearing several sex toys at the time, the media said. After he was u
All I Want Is You
You say you want diamonds on a ring of gold You say you want your story to remain untold. All the promises we make From the cradle to the grave When all I want is you. You say you'll give me a highway with no-one on it Treasure, just to look upon it All the riches in the night. You say you'll give me eyes in the moon of blindness A river in a time of dryness A harbour in the tempest. All the promises we make, from the cradle to the grave When all I want is you. You say you want your love to work out right To last with me through the night. You say you want diamonds on a ring of gold Your story to remain untold Your love not to grow cold. All the promises we break, from the cradle to the grave When all I want is you.
Don't Make Me Come Over There And Love You VideoDon't Make Me Come Over There And Love You lyrics - George Strait lyricsGeorge Strait Music VideosMusic Video Codes by VideoCure
More Randomness
Oh yeah!!! My hairdresser just called to confirm for tomorrow after my test (she's working me in at 5) So I guess y'all can call me Brittany after then ha ah ah ha yeah I am a bit loony today, over look it, rehab hasn't been working for me either, I am having some major withdrawls.
What Is Wrong With U People
earlier i posted i blog about myself, everyhting i said in it was from the heart, 6 people look at it,and only 2 rate it, it is disrespectful people , do you even read the blogs, if u read that one thanks u r a true friend, and thanks to the person who commented on it, it means alot.
Cory. =)
I do believe I'm seeing him again this weekend. That makes me super happy. Hanging with the boy for his bday and St. Patty's day. It'll be interesting to see how drunk I get.
Intercessory Prayer
INTERCESSION IN THE BIBLE The Bible has many cases of people standing up for others before God. The most striking example is that of Abraham. He took the initiative to step forward before God on behalf of his neighbors in Sodom and its area. He cared enough to do it, even though he knew how thoroughly wicked Sodom was, and knew how furious God was about it (which explains why he was so careful in speaking to God about it). Moses also stepped in when God was angry, standing in the gap in the most literal sense : offering his own life for that of his nation. (Thankfully, God didn't take him up on the offer.) It was part of the role of a prophet not just to speak what God speaks, but to speak with God for the people of Israel. A fine example is the exchange between the prophet Habakkuk and God, where the prophet asks for God to act against injustice, but God replies about a coming doom. Isaiah prayed with King Hezekiah to save the nation from defeat and destruction at the hands of Assyri
If the world is our oyster then should time or distance keep two people apart? destiny[des-tuh-nee]noun, plural -nies. the predetermined, usually inevitable or irresistible, course of events. Can this be true? I do believe that everything that happens in our lives leads us to this exact moment. But this is where I waiver from the definition. I believe everyday we have a choice, maybe the choice isn't as clear as we would like but we do choose. Not choosing to make a choice is still choosing. For the sake of indulgence, let's say that we are aware of ourselves and are living our lives with intent and integrity and are able to recognize an ultimate destiny. The free will to choose is there. Do you choose? Yes, of course we all want to choose ultimate. But like everything there is an element of risk. Nothing is free. To what means are we then willing to go to to realize our ultimate destiny? What is our mission in life? Here is the quandary. When given the oppo
Newbies Here
Thanks for all the shouts and comments, We're new at this and might take a little time to reply to all.... Please don't be offended, you'll get a reply in good time, we're usually on paltalk, but this seems like a cool site and we'll check back often.... Martine & Phil
Please Help
Everything I Do By Bryan Adams
For what I'm feeling right now, this song fits. FOR KALLY. Look into my eyes - you will see, What you mean to me. Search your heart - search your soul, And when you find me there, you'll search no more. Don't tell me it's not worth tryin' for. You can't tell me it's not worth dyin' for. You know it's true, Everything I do - I do it for you. Look into your heart - you will find, There's nothin' there to hide. Take me as I am - take my life, I would give it all - I would sacrifice. Don't tell me it's not worth fightin' for. I can't help it - there's nothin' I want more. Ya know it's true, Everything I do - I do it for you. There's no love - like your love. And no other - could give more love. There's nowhere - unless you're there. All the time - all the way. Oh - you can't tell me it's not worth tryin' for. I can't help it - there's nothin' I want more, Yeah, I would fight for you - I'd lie for you. Walk the wire for you - yeah, I'd die for you. Ya
Wat About U
Another Viagra Joke :)
An elderly gentleman went to the local drug store and asked the pharmacist for the little blue "Viagra" pill. The pharmacist asked "How many?" The man replied, "Just a few, maybe a half dozen. I cut each one into four pieces." The pharmacist said, "That's too small a dose. that won't get you through intimacy." The old fellow said, "Oh, I'm past eighty years old and I don't even think about intimacy much anymore." "I just want it to stick out far enough so I don't pee on my new golf shoes." :
so I am new on here and I have no idea what I am doing.... I am so lost I don't even know... I am excited though that the school hasn't blocked this site though. I just got on here yesturday my friend darkie and nick showed me it and I have to admit I like it. If you like my profile add me... and kinda show me the ropes!!!! =^.^=
Something About This Makes Me Entertained
Daily Tarot
Your Daily Tarot Today's Card Image - copyright 1998 Lo Scarabeo S.r.l. The Seven of Pentacles card suggests that my power today lies in timing. I have earned the payoff or rest or am aware that I can be more productive by taking a time-out. I don't interfere with the natural progression and development of things that out of my hands at the moment, but I know it is about time for a change. 'Give me a minute and it'll come to me.' I am empowered by preparation and my asset is using time wisely.
My Southerness
1. What part of the South are you from? Alabama 2. When is the last time you were there? Now 3. Have you ever dated one of your cousins? Hell No 4. Have you ever visited neighbors barefoot? Yes 5. Do you know anyone in the Ku Klux Klan? I use to 6. Would you leave the South? Probably not... 7. Did you grow up in a trailer? No 8. Did you graduate High School? yes 9. Do you believe in God? yes he gets me thru each day 10. How old were you when you went fishing for the first time? maybe 5 or 6. i love to fish 11. Have you ever been hunting? Yes 12. How often do you drink sweet tea? not often, too much sugar 13. Do you own a confederate flag? No 14. Do you hangout in walmart for fun? No 15. Have you ever stolen a road sign? No 16. Have you ever milked a cow? Yes 17. Are you under 30 with 4 or more children? No 18. Have you ever killed an animal for dinner? No 19. Are you for the death penalty? yes 20. Do you own

Site Map