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You Know You Wanna!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Long Time Everyone
Hello all. I know it has been a very, very long time since I have been on Cherry. I am sorry about that. It just started to get too much drama on it and I hate drama. I have enough going on right here at home. Anyway, I just wanted to say hello and say that I hope everyone is doing well. I want you all to take care of yourselves! Rayne

Things To Note In Life...
1. It hurts to love someone and not be loved in return, But what is more painful is to love someone and never find the courage to let that person know how you feel. 2. A sad thing in life is when you meet someone who means a lot to you, only to find out in the end that it was never meant to be and you just have to let go. 3. The best kind of friend is the kind you can sit on a porch swing with, never say a word, and then walk away feeling like it was the best conversation you've ever had. 4. It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives. 5. It takes only a minute to get a crush on someone, an hour to like someone, and a day to love someone- but it takes a lifetime to forget someone. 6. Don't go for looks; they can deceive. Don't go for wealth; even that fades away. Go for someone who makes you smile because it takes only a smile to make a dark day seem bright. 7. Dream

Deseandonos
Sobre el lienzo de tu espalda quiero dejar las caricias de mis manos y sentirte estremecer en ese mágico momento. A media luz te entregaré mi cuerpo desnuda de temores y llena de pasiones, muy juntos los dos bañados por la luna. El aire erotizado me huele a ti, dejame acercarme lentamente a ti y entre roces y besos amarnos sin tiempo. Cierra los ojos y dejate llevar por el deseo y la pasión que nos une en este instante y sienteme como jámas has sentido a ninguna. Eres mi dulce hombre y yo tu mujer amiga. Tu eres mi estrella y yo tu amor revivido aquel que habias perdido. Irma Iris

School Sex
Now,I'm a passionate lover That like passionate sex Butt-naked in the classroom On the teacher's school desk Triple X rated Call me Slick-Em hound I get that body wet And then I lick 'em down I'm on pointed And best believe I aint no teaser I wanna get deep and a little bit of deep and a little bit a deeper Sweeping you off your feet Like a rake Talking 'bout Slick-Em wait Naw I aint stopping Till I feel the blackboard break

Couldn't Find Much To Post Today, But...
(Originally Posted on May 12, 2006)I must say, I wouldn't mind trying it...Take the quiz:What Is Your Kink?SadoMasochismPain is your thing. You probably are tattooed or pierced, or enjoy giving tattoos or piercings. You use unusual objects as sex toys. In the bedroom, you're wild and untamed! Your motto is Hurts so good!Quizzes by myYearbook.com -- the World's Biggest Yearbook!tag: sex, quiz

Simplle Bitches And Real Bitches...
A simple bitch will take you where you need to go......... BUT...A real bitch throws you her keys, and say it needs gas in it! A simple bitch will tell you not to fight, it aint worth it. BUT...A real bitch will say, beat the fuck out that bitch & don't nobody think about jumping in! A simple bitch will tell another bitch know she can back the fuck up or get knock the fuck out. BUT...A real bitch will just run up on that bitch without saying shit & knock her the fuck out!!! A simple bitch tells you, she's had enough to drink. BUT...A real bitch tells you we need another shot, we bout to get fucked up and I'm buying! A simple bitch goes to the club with you and sits down. BUT...A real bitch goes to the club with you and say lets show these simple bitches how we get down. A simple bitch hates it when you call after they've gone to bed. BUT...A real bitch pops up at your house, talkin bout I know you aint in the bed, on a clubnight! A simple bitch s

Swallowing The Thoughts And Fears Of The Soul
Swallowing The Thoughts And Fears Of The Soul Robin Marie Poncek Wednesday, April 04, 2007 11:33 AM The chill of loss creeps throughout my soul Mourning a friendship that probably never was What else that was held so close is not what I thought The fear of realizing that every friendship I have ever had is so Terrified that my darkest thoughts are coming true That I really have no one in this cruel and uncaring world What is real and what isn’t How do I know who really is a friend Even though they have proven themselves before is it still so Challenging every thought every feeling ever had Losing all sense of companionship What hath become of me How will I be remembered Reminders of ink upon the canvas of skin Do they still hold true Will someone catch me if I fall Will I never truly be alone Sinking so quickly now Into the pit of despair

Cuando Amandonos Estamos
Tu amor palpitante me acompaña en esta noche, la textura de tu dulce piel me envuelve con la madrugada, en tu deseo, tu sutileza y tu exquisita manera de amar. El sabor de tu cuerpo y tu voz apasionada seguida por un beso inolvidable. Mi boca pronuncia tu nombre y te dice Te amo, mientras tus labios juegan con mis labios calmando la sed de mi cuerpo y el fuego que baja por mi espalda. En mi cuerpo habitas tu y despiertas para darme de tu amor mientras se miran nuestros ojos tus manos exploran mis senos y te repito un te amo, te amo vives en cada gota de mi sangre y sobre mi piel que tiembla con tus caricias. Como me gusta estar entre tus brazos, cerrar mis ojos dejar que me ames sin que nada ni nadie perturbe ese encuentro donde se escucha el gemir del placer y desnuda siento el roce de tus piernas y deslizo mis labios sobre tu pecho, acariciando con mis manos cada rincón de tu cuerpo, hasta embriagarte con mi perfume. Y aumente más el deseo entre t

Family Friends And Fans
I AM CO OWNER OF CLUB FANTASIA AND WE ARE IN THE HOTTEST LOUNGE ON CT CONTEST AND WE NEED YOUR HELP PLEASE FOLLOW THE LINK BELOW AND HELP BOMB EVEN IF ITS JUST ONE OR ONE HUNDRED. COME HELP US AND SHOW THE LOVE MUAHHHH AND HAVE A GREAT DAY FOR ANYONE WHO LEAVES A HUNDRED OR MORE COMMENTS WILL RECIEVE A BIG PIMPIN GIFT JUST MESSAGE ME AND LET ME KNOW WHE U ARE DONE PLEASE

En Tu Mundo Quiero Estar
Quiero entrar en tu mundo y encontrarme contigo, hacer nido en tu corazon y que en mis noches duermas placido a mi lado, que me llenes de tu dulce y tierno amor. Sentirnos en un intenso y tibio beso lleno de suave sensacion y que al sentir nuestros labios presos despierte el caudal de nuestra pasion. Que me descubras toda con tus manos llenas de ternura estar en plenitud atados sin temor amando en un sue~o loco de amor. Entrar en tus sue~os quiero noche a noche, ser todo lo que llene tu corazon, que me provoques, que me exites, que me ames hasta el cansancio y inventar de nuevo el amor. Que cuando salga en el horizonte el sol nos encuentre aun unidos sintiendo nuestros calidos cuerpos y mirarnos con emosion. Irma Iris

What'd They Expect?!?
(Originally Posted on May 11, 2006)At DefConBlog.org, there's a story about a pastor going "WAY Over The Line" by telling homosexual men that they are not real men and that the true xtians had to be straight. The blogger (and the gay person interviewed for the story) seem pissed.Why? It states right in their bible that men having sex with each other is an offense punishable by death. (It also says it's bad for a woman to have sex with a woman, but I don't remember if there's a death penalty involved.)So, what's the problem? You goes to the circus, youse gots to pay your admittance fee.tag: religion, blogging, christian, christianity, closet, gay, homosexual, bible

A Tu Lado
A tu lado es que pertenezco yo, siempre juntos de la mano caminar respirando alegría y mucha felicidad. A tu lado lo sabes es que esta mi lugar y tu conmigo andar por senderos cubiertos de nuestro amor por toda la eternidad. Juntos siempre juntos de la vida disfrutar amandonos libremente sin temor al que diran, llenandome de tu ternura que me brinda tranquilidad. Soy tu mejor amiga, tu mujer perfecta la que cada noche derrama sobre tu cuerpo todo el amor que llevo dentro, porque eres tu mi hombre incomparable quien lleno mi soledad.

On Line Friends
I have made this tag to maybe bring some LOVE back to CherryTap... With all the down rates and drama going on lets all just spread some love to all our friends... I know all the junk will still go on, But maybe just for one moment it can come to a stop and we can all "SHOW SOME LOVE" You may rip it here if you like Thank you Fireman 7

Nerves Calming...
(Originally Posted on May 11, 2006)It's taken a week or two, but my nervousness at Satanism has receded quite a bit. I am getting to the point where I wouldn't mind if people found out, but I am still not going to tell them or anything.I am looking forward to shopping for the altar things and performing the self-initiation as well. It is basically a more elaborate contract I've already made (check previous blog entries), but since it is more elaborate, it should be more interesting. It will also give me the excuse to get the stuff I need sooner than if I waited around.Other than that, just killing time until it's time to go home again...tag: satan, satanism, satanist, satanic, religion, emotions, initiation, ceremony, ritualHmmm... I wonder how many people are coming here from Technorati?

Eres (soneto)
Eres el lucero que ilumina mis noches, como dulce nota alivias mi sufrir, nuevo canto que alegra mi vivir, a ti completa me entrego sin quejas ni reproches. Tus ojos negros como azabaches, alborotan todo mi existir, sentimiento tan profundo que no puedo definir, toda a ti me doy para que de mi amor te ensanches. Como agua dulce de coco me endulsas el paladar, cual roja manzana lista para saborear, enredados en pasión y un nuevo amor crear, toda la noche entera a ti me he de dar. Con ternura, con cariño todo mi amor te entregaré, olvidandonos de todo y todos, siempre juntos, siempre atados, entre besos y caricias a tu lado dormiré.

Hoy
Hoy se viste de alegría todita el alma mía. Un ángel ha llegado a mi vida quien lo diría. Tu amor me has ofresido y mi corazón enchido de emosión lo ha resibido. Como las flores en primavera es para ti mi canción primera. Cual caliente sol de verano te daré mi amor temprano. Eres verde llanura, el agua de mi laguna, reflejo de luna que me llena de frescura.

Following The Dream!
My aspiration is to become a police officer. I have been on a mission to accomplish this goal for several years now. I will do what ever it takes. This is the year I hope to make another step towards this goal! Okay in Massachusetts there is a department under Human resources of the state government called the Civil Service department. They administer a test every two years two create a list of potential candidates for police officers, correctional officers and fire fighters. Not all cities and towns participate. You get moved to the front of the list for being a veteran or resident of the town. To be a resident you have to have lived in town for at least one year prior to the test date. I have taken the test for entry level police officer twice already. The first time I scored a 94 and was close to the top of the list despite not being a resident of the town I selected. Last time I scored a 94 again and was in the top ten and had the benefit of being a resident. I even h

Ruleta De Tu Amor
Desconcertante es no saber lo que a tu lado me esperará mañana, si seguiré siendo de tu corazón la preferida, si tal vez no soy la que buscabas. Si no he sido la mujer que lleno tus ansias locas solo dimelo no te calles por no herir mis sentimientos, prefiero la verdad a vivir una mentira. Por ti hoy yo siento es algo que no esperaba pero en el corazón no se manda y el mio por ti va suspirando, si tu no sientes igual yo lo entendere al fín y al cabo no había compromiso. Prefiero el amor que me halla yo ganado, no uno por pena, forsado y mucho menos regalado. Quiero amor sincero uno que del corazón halla brotado. Si asi no es el tuyo dejalo callado, guardado que como se curan con el tiempo las heridas sanará también mi corazón por tu no haberlo amado. Irma Iris

If You Win My Heart
If you win my heart I will love you forever, but for now only time can tell. Lets take it slow, love need to grow day by day, moment after moment. Today I will be your friend, I will cherish every second beside you, I will listend when you speak, I will hear with my heart. Today I will comfor you if you feel sad, I will calm your sorrow. Today I will be your best friend and tomorrow maybe tomorrow I will be your eternal love.

Thinking Of You
When I think of you I imagine your tender touch, When I think of you I can feel your lips touching mine. When I think of you I can here your smile playing with the win. I got you under my skin, you’re the air that I brief, and you live in my dreams. When I look at the star I can see you eyes looking back at me. When the night’s falls and I lay down in my bed I feel you warm body beside me Think of you is love you.

A Mans Face
A Mans face A study conducted by UCLA's Department of Psychiatry has revealed that the kind of face a woman finds attractive on a man can differ depending on Where she is in her menstrual cycle. For example: If she is ovulating, she is attracted to men with rugged and masculine features. However, if she is menstruating, or menopausal, she tends to be more attracted to a man with duct tape over his mouth and a spear lodged in His chest while he is on fire. No further studies are expected

Dreams
In the land of my dreams I search for your dreams just to see if I live there in your silence nights. I search for the bit of your heart, for the touch of you hands and for the kiss from your lips. In my dreams you sleep in my days you shine you are all that I ever wanted. Is this mean that am falling in love? I think it is so hear me now I LOVE YOU! Irma Iris

The End Of Christianity
(Originally Posted on May 11, 2006)Okay. There's been a lot of talk about trying to force the xtian church to its knees. Mostly this involves unspecified actions where we band together and do... something, again, never really specified. It appears to always be done in anger with a lot of flash and stuff.That is precisely the absolutely WRONG way to do it.The xtian church has been around for a couple of thousand years. They have infiltrated virtually every single facet of life in the world. Even where xtianity is not the norm, there are hidden groups of them running around. Kind of like roaches, once you think about it...Anyway, there are two things that can be done to reduce the power of the xtian church:1) One type of weedkiller grows parts of the weed quickly, kind of like inflicting a type of cancer. This would also work with the cancers in the xtian church. Go undercover and support generously such assholes like Fred Phelps and other hateful fanatics. Pushing xtianity out

Gone For Awhile
Sorry To Inform You All But I Wont Be Online For Awhile :( I Got Shut Off TOday For Bullshit Reasons We Wont Talk About And I Jus Dont Have No Other Way To Get Back On Right Now So Until I Can Get Back On Ill Be Thinking Of Ya's n Missing Ya's Do The Same Please Cuz Im Gonna Be Really Upset For Awhile Not Being Able To Get Online. Take Care Love Yas ~Stacy~

Are You A Lesbian?
Sexy & Romantic glitter graphics from Sexi Luv.com You Are Totally a Lesbian Someone would have to be blind and deaf to miss out on the fact that you are a lesbian. You've been checking out women for so long that you've gotten it down to a science. You love tits and legs and smarts. You enjoy sex with ladies, from kissing to banging to eating them out. You hope to settle down with a woman and make a vow with her for life. You are most worked up about the lack of a legitimate gay marriage. Since men are not your thing, legal marriage is a difficult opinion. You long to live in a lesbian utopia! Are *You* a Lesbian? More Great Quizzes from The Quiz Goddess

I Am Back
WELL EVERYONE THE DAYS HAS ADDED UP SO SLOWLY THAT I FEEL LIKE ITS A PARTY IS IN ORDER MY LIFE IS FINALLY TRYING TO WORK ITS WAY BACK INTO SHAPE I AM BACK TO TAP BOY HAVE I MISSED EVERYONE SO IT WILL TAKE ME A WHILE TO BACK GET BACK UP WITH EVERYONE BUT I WILL YOUR TIME IS COMIN I WOULD NOT HAVE STILL BEEN HERE IF IT WOULD NOT BE FOR SADIE I HAVE HAD IT PRETTY ROUGH AND THINGS ARE STILL NOT OVER YET AND FAR FROM IT SO FOR TODAY I THANK ALL MY FRIENDS LOVE CHAIRBEAR

I Miss This Bastard. =(
Climb down to test the waters, My hands feel like they're rusting away, yeah, yeah, yeah, So I'll pace around like a lamb before the slaughter I'll stay here as long as you let me, Decision's been made obvious so I will return Where I started I'll stay here When I'm finished I'll whither away

My Solution To The Iraq Problem (cant Believe No One Has Figured This Out Yet)
Im sick to goddamn death of hearing about this Troop withdrawl debate concerning Iraq. Here's the solution: 1. The government has waged a war on Terrorism yet we cant kill them off because we cant fucking find them. The remedy to this problem is simple. The republicans are complaining that if we withdraw from Iraq it will start a civil war there. Alright. Let me see if I get this right. A civil war will undoubtedly involve ungodly amounts of terrorists as that is the environment in which they flourish. Now if you have two sets of militants and terrorists killing each other off (something our government has failed to do by the way) how is that a bad thing? It seems to me that if a high number of terrorists are going to be killed its an opportunity our current administration would leap at. But what about the Innocent people you ask. Easy the innocent bystanders are getting mutilated by car bombs on a daily fucking basis anyway. We have troops in Iraq and we cant stop it so us not being t

Men
Why are the men on here jerks? i am dealing with a death. Someone on here has some wrong. i didnt do anything. this happen to me before so i going to not come on here any more again.if you want me to stay just send me a messgage.

Character Development
She folds herself into the chair, the leather squeaking as it reforms to her weight. He stares at her through his frameless glasses, his hand resting thoughtfully against his graying beard. He shifts his weight uncomfortably, memorizing every detail of her. Her eyes are sparkling green, the light catching the specks of gold in them as they dark nervously around the room. Her hair is a medium brown, pulled lightly back into a messy bun. Her glasses rest precariously upon her nose, looking out of place. She shifts uncomfortably in the chair, eyeing the therapist with disgust. Her arms are a pattern of healed scars, a constant reminder of her past. The hurt shines brightly in her eyes, a hidden mirror to her soul. Try as she might, it wasn’t something she could hide from anyone. Her past haunts her, memories of wounded flesh and fresh blood crossing her mind daily. She couldn’t help it. He glanced at his legal pad, a fresh yellow page staring back at him. He gasps his pen, and the black i

First...
This is my first blog here at Cherrytap. It'll be brief. I just joined. I'm a meat Popsicle, don't worry, I just need to get on at home and upload a pic or 10. Don't worry, I'm no bot. Anyway- drop me a line. I'm bored.

A Bikers' Creed
Four wheels move the body. Two wheels move the soul. Most motorcycle problems are caused by the nut that connects the handlebars to the saddle. Life may begin at 30, but it doesn't get real interesting until about 60 mph! You start the game of life with a full pot o' luck and an empty pot of experience.. . The object is to fill the pot of experience before You empty the pot of luck. If you wait, all that happens is that you get older. Midnight bugs taste just as bad as Noon time bugs. Saddlebags can never hold everything you want, but they CAN hold everything you need. It takes more love to share the saddle than it does to share the bed. The only good view of a thunderstorm is in your rearview mirror. Never be afraid to slow down. Don't ride so late into the night that you sleep through the sunrise. Sometimes it takes a whole tankful of fuel before you can think straight. Riding faster than everyone else only guarantees you'll ride alone. Never h

The Caffeine Experiment - Doctor's Results
(Originally Posted on May 10, 2006)Okay, here's what's going on with the experiment. The subject got back from the doctor and said the doctor thinks he (the subject) is anemic. That fits with the tiredness and the splitting headaches.The subject now has a date set for lab work to check to see if he is anemic.(Although I admit that I am glad I didn't have anything to do with the experiment at this point.) tag: humor, funny, coffee, work, prank, experiment, health

The Angel Of Death And Shrooms
(Originally Posted on May 10, 2006)I watched some of Medium the other night. In it, Kelsey Grammer played the Angel of Death. One quote he had was something like how daily people are just a hair's bredth from death, just without realizing it.Here's an example. My ex-sister (she disowned me and my wife) had (and probably still has) a drinking problem. One night she passed out in her bathroom, breaking her nose on the tub. When the doctors fixed it, they found a hard lump of fungus growing in her nasal cavities.Here's the thing. If she would have hit herself harder, she might have died from the injuries. If she hadn't have been injured, the doctors said the fungus could have got into her brain, leaving her permanently brain damaged. Yet because she hit just right, she avoided both fates.It's a funny world sometimes, isnt it?tag: death, television, tv, health

No Toilet Paper
Two women friends had gone for a girl's night out. Both were very faithful and loving wives. However, they had gotten over-enthusiastic on the Bacardi Breezers. Incredibly drunk, and walking home, they needed to pee, so they stopped in the cemetery. One of them had nothing to wipe with, so she thought she would take off her panties and use them. Her friend, however was wearing a rather expensive pair of panties and did not want to ruin them. She was lucky enough to squat down next to a grave that had a wreath with a ribbon on it, so she proceeded to wipe with that. After the girls did their business, they proceeded to go home. The next day one of the women's husbands was concerned that his normally sweet and innocent wife was still in bed -- hung over, so he phoned the other husband and said, "These girl nights have got to stop! I'm starting to suspect the worst. My wife came home with no panties!!" "That's nothing" said the other husband, "Mine came back with a card

Are You Tired Of Those Sissy "friendship" Poems
Are you tired of those sissy "friendship" poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship. You will see no cutesy little smiley faces on this card-just the stone cold truth of our friendship. 1 When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you that way. 2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you. 3. When you smile -- I will know you finally got laid. 4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get. 5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining. 6. When you are confused -- I will use little words. 7. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want to catch whatever you have. 8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy a

Dream
Moonlight came in through the blinds of the bedroom windows. The pale light distorting the colors but gave enough light for me to see. I stood at the doorway, my eyes locked on the bed, watching you sleep. Flat on your back with your body stretched out you looked like an offering to a moon goddess, or to me. Walking over to the bed, I gently kneel down on the mattress next to your hip, my eyes feasting on the sight of your cock at rest, nestled in the soft curls surrounding you. I bend down, letting my breath touch you, teasing you. But sleep has taken you deeply into a dream world. A wicked smile appears as I realize my opportunity. My lips part and my tongue gently slides underneath your cock, pulling you into my mouth. The soft flesh in my mouth stirs me like nothing else as my body also begins to respond. I reach back, locking my hands together behind my back, determined to touch you only with my mouth and lips. Your body responds, growing and filling my mouth, slower than usua

To All The Girls
To all the girls who said they wanted me and then changed their IM addresses… To all the girls who asked me to visit and expected me to pay the airfare half way around the world… To all the girls who pledged their everlasting love and disappeared… Thank you. Your order is waiting at the window. Please drive through.

Summer Classes For Men
SUMMER CLASSES FOR MEN AT THE "LEARNING CENTER FOR ADULTS" REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED BY Friday, August 31, 2007 NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM. Class 1 How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays --- Step by Step, with Slide Presentation. Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM. Class 2 The Toilet Paper Roll --- Does It Change Itself? Round Table Discussion. Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours. Class 3 Is It Possible To Urinate Using The Technique Of Lifting The Seat and < /SPAN> Avoiding The Floor, Walls and Nearby Bathtub? Group Practice. Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours. Class 4 Fundamental Differences Between The Laundry Hamper and The Floor Pictures and Explanatory Graphics. Meets Saturdays at 2: 00 PM for 3 weeks. Class 5 After Dinner Dishes --- Can They Levitate and Fly Into Th

Can I Sit On You??
I kinda really want you right now, but can i sit on you for a lil bit? I really want to feel you, nice and hard, slow at first... just feeling you... closing my eyes... lifting myself up untill i feel the tip of your hard dick, then slowly back down as i tighten myself to feel you better... nice and slow... driving myself crazy, wanting you more, moving faster and faster... untill im slamming myself down on you. I want to hear you moan. I want to see your eyes closed, just in the moment, feeling me, wanting more, grabbing me, pulling me closer to you, opening my legs a lil more to get you deeper until i just want to explode. I lean back then and the only parts of us that are touching are your hard dick and my wet throbbing pussy. I'm leaning back, feeling you throbbing inside of me.I tighten... get you harder... you pull my hair, my back arches, i try to hide my moan, the feel of extasy, i move backcloser to you and now im just fucking you... slamming down on you, i hear you moan and w

Will It Blend - Inside The Blender
Tom Dickson works at a place called BlendTec. He shows the power of the blenders by using them on odd things, such as whole chickens, marbles, rakes, etc. I highly recommend watching all of the videos.In this video, he blends a video camera, showing what it looks like from inside the blender...tag: blendtec, tom dickson, video, humor, will it blend -*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-Ave Satanas!Join me at CherryTap.com

One Flaw In Women
One Flaw In Women Women have strengths that amaze men. They bear hardships and they carry burdens, but they hold happiness, love and joy. They smile when they want to scream. They sing when they want to cry. They cry when they are happy and laugh when they are nervous. They fight for what they believe in. They stand up to injustice. They don't take "no" for an answer when they believe there is a better solution. They go without so their family can have. They go to the doctor with a frightened friend. They love unconditionally. They cry when their children excel and cheer when their friends get awards. They are happy when they hear about a birth or a wedding. Their hearts break when a friend dies. They grieve at the loss of a family member, yet they are strong when they think there is no strength left. They know that a hug and a kiss can heal a broken heart. Women come in all shapes, sizes and colors. They'll drive, fly, walk, run or

A Test...
Spiteful Loner You are 57% Rational, 14% Extroverted, 57% Brutal, and 0% Arrogant. You are the Spiteful Loner, the personality type that is most likely to go on a shooting rampage. In high school, you were probably that kid who wore all black and who sat alone in a corner of the lunch room, drawing pictures of dead babies. You are a rational person and tend to hold emotions in very low-esteem; not only that, but you are also rather introverted, meaning you probably bury any emotions you feel deep inside yourself, like all of the bodies in your backyard. Combine these traits with your dislike of others and your brutality, and it seems that you would be quite likely to shoot innocent people in a rampage. Most likely, you also have low self-esteem. Hell, I get low self-esteem just looking at you. This is only yet one more incentive to go on a shooting rampage, because you wouldn't care if you died as a result. Granted, you probably haven't gone on a shooting rampage and probably never

Anger Management :Þ
When you occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take it out on someone, don't take it out on someone you know, take it out on someone you don't know. I was sitting at my desk when I remembered a phone call I'd forgotten to make. I found the number and dialed it. A man answered, saying "Hello." I politely said, "This is Chris. Could I please speak with Robyn Carter?" Suddenly a manic voice yelled out in my ear "Get the right f***ing number!" and the phone was slammed down on me. I couldn't believe that anyone could be so rude. When I tracked down Robyn's correct number to call her, I found that I had accidentally transposed the last two digits. After hanging up with her, I decided to call the 'wrong' number again. When the same guy answered the phone, I yelled, "You're an asshole!" and hung up. I wrote his number down with the word 'asshole' next to it, and put it in my desk drawer. Every couple of weeks, when I was paying bills or had a re

I Love This Song!
THREE DAYS GRACE LYRICS "Pain" Pain, without love Pain, I can't get enough Pain, I like it rough 'Cause I'd rather feel pain than nothing at all You're sick of feeling numb You're not the only one I'll take you by the hand And I'll show you a world that you can understand This life is filled with hurt When happiness doesn't work Trust me and take my hand When the lights go out you will understand Pain, without love Pain, I can't get enough Pain, I like it rough 'Cause I'd rather feel pain than nothing at all Pain, without love Pain, I can't get enough Pain, I like it rough 'Cause I'd rather feel pain than nothing at all Anger and agony Are better than misery Trust me I've got a plan When the lights go off you will understand Pain, without love Pain, I can't get enough Pain, I like it rough 'Cause I'd rather feel pain than nothing at all Pain, without love Pain, I can't get enough Pain, I like it rough 'Cause I'd rather feel pain than nothing

Truly Amazing Awesome Song
This song is amazing to me so many memories I would truly recommend watching this video!! the lyrics are incredible and the ending is perfect....but sadly it reminds me of my ex....but like i said the ending is perfect for us, with the birds symbolizing our memories Artist - Secondhand Serenade Title - Vulnerable PLEASE WATCH!!!!! http://music.aol.com/video/vulnerable/secondhand-serenade-john-vesely/1865303

Come On Have A Look You Know You Want To!!! It's Like A Car Wreck You Don't Want To Look But You Just Have To......and Not This Aint No Repost
Hello Hello...My friends fans and well you know who you are. i am going to be holding my first contest. I know i said i was going to hold on before, but this time i am serious...It is going to be the Sexiest Beard Contest on CT...Come on guys you know you want to...Great Prizes too...get back at me and I will fill you in on all the juicey details...

Peeing...
Ever need to pee but not really feel like getting up to go to the bathroom, so you just hold it? That's kinda where I am right now. I have to pee, but I'm too lazy to get up and go to the bathroom, plus I'm hungry and lunch is heating up in the microwave....so, I guess I'm just gonna hold it. Hmmmmm....OR....anyone know where I can get one of those NASA diapers?

What Starts With An "f" And Ends With A "k"
A first-grade teacher, Ms. Brooks, was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, "Harry, what's your problem?" Harry answered, "I'm too smart for the 1st grade. My sister is in the 3rd grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the 3rd grade too!" Ms. Brooks had had enough. She took Harry to the principal's office. While Harry waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was. The principal told Ms. Brooks he would give the boy a test. If he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the 1st grade and behave. She agreed. Harry was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test. Principal: "What is 3 x 3?" Harry: "9." Principal: "What is 6 x 6?" Harry: "36." And so it went with every question the principal thought a 3rd grader should know. The principal looks at Ms. Brooks and tells her, "I think Harry can go to the 3rd grade" Ms

Shattered
No one can compare to you And no one ever has One of the few I trusted One of the few I will never forget You always made me smile And in some ways you still do Though there are times I sit and wonder Of when you will finally come home It hurts me to know that you’re so close Yet so far out of my reach But I’ll sit by patiently and wait Just like I always do For you to come back And pick up the pieces Smile and put me back together Like you always do

Political View = Completed
POLITICAL VIEW (Begin 1st Verse) To which I write I have not found. The dream that makes me create my ultimate sound. I stop and stare to look around. But can't find the glory of a free child. They are all unhappy and deeply depressed. That I.C.O.S and B-Loc are being surpressed. It's like a large congressional conquest. Locking up lyrics like taxes cause conflicts. Stupid dicks all a bunch of southern boy hicks. Dipstick pricks harassing the public for kicks. There mouths need tics to the tacs. Clean up the bullshit verbal lies with thumb tacs. When was the last time you saw one of them ordering big macs. To truly feed the hungry who suffer from the cracks. That they cause by not ful filling the promise of words. They sang out to use as we gathered by a tree with some birds. Alls we could hear was the chirps. While the senator starts to speak a verse. Tells us how he will make the world all alright. Now he sits in his office letting his

Ironicly Enough
Isn't it amazing that from time to time our friends push us aside to do something petty. Not only do they push us aside but dismiss all sence of friendship. What do I mean by this? Well, I mean occationally they purposely put us in a bad situation with no reguard for our safety or our feelings to do something that might possibly make them feel a little better but put them even further behind in life. I guess some of us just hold friendship higher than others and some really don't have any idea what it means to call someone a friend. It is funny though how those people seem to act as if they never did anything wrong and still ask you to do so much for them. So what to do, acknowledge what the friendship has become and accept it or do we say forget it and walk away? I don't know what to do but apparently I need to decide for a person I thought was a good friend may not be. Last night he put my life in danger by making me drive out in the middle a ton of crappy weather with slippe

Truth & A Lie
Two Truths & a Lie? Ok Guy's and Gal's don't be shy nor bashfull..once ur on this page you have to ask the 3 questions... Here's the deal: I want everyone who reads this to ask me 3 questions, no more no less. Ask me anything you want. Really. I'll answer anything. I may opt to e-mail answers to particularly sensitive questions, however. Then I want you to go to your blog, copy and paste this allowing your friends (including myself) to ask you anything. Here's the twist: Of the three questions you ask, I will answer two of them absolutely truthfully. As for the other question -- I'll lie like a goat. (Well, not a truthful goat, obviously. The untrustworthy type of goat.) I will not reveal which two answers are truthful and which one is the lie.

Breast Cancer Awareness!!
Favor to ask, it only takes a minute.... > > Please tell ten friends to tell ten today! The Breast > Cancer site is having trouble getting enough people to click on their > site daily to meet their quota of donating at least one free mammogram a > day to an underprivileged woman. It takes less than a minute to go to > their site and click on "donating a mammogram" for free (pink window in > the middle). > > This doesn't cost you a thing. Their corporate > sponsors/advertisers use the number of daily visits to donate mammograms > in exchange for advertising. > > Here's the web site! Pass it along to people you know. > > http://www.thebreastcancersite.com/ > /www.thebreastcancersite.com/> > > > AGAIN, PLEASE TELL 10 FRIENDS TO TELL 10 TODAY >>

Down Rating
ok, man period time again. lately i have noticed that random people have been rating my page. which has been cool, i like some unexpected exposer, lol. but now an then ill get a 9, or 6, or a 1. hell, i bet some of those fuckers would rate a zero if they could. it seems im not the only one getting down rated here. however, my argument remains the same. why do we have them if we arnt supposed to use them? it all boils down to this, i dont give a shit. i remember in high school, getting called stupid. was i stupid? no. did being called stupid make me stupid? no. so, why do people here make a big deal about it. it seams like all the petitions going around to put a stop to it, only feed it. go about your daily lives like nothing happens, soon they will get bored and find some other way to make their tiny penis hard again. im not a 10 anyway. ok, man period over. toodles.

Four Little Animals
FOUR LITTLE ANIMALS You've got to love this little girl. What a smart woman she'll turn out to be! A teacher asked her class, "What do you want out of life?" A little girl in the back row raised her hand and said, "All I want out of life is four little animals." The teacher asked, "Really, and what four little animals would that be sugar?" The little girl said, "A mink on my back, a jaguar in the garage, a tiger in the bed and of course, I'll need a jackass to pay for all of it." The teacher fainted!! haha :Þ

The Move
The move was horrible. well ray and I woke up around 1100am and milled around the house until it was time to pick up danny, yefim and billy, we went to the mall, billy bought me and ICP shirt, and then we headed home. we packed everything into the UHAUL and I rode with danny, yefim rode with Ray, and I get the keys and when I wa;lked up the first time to my apaprtment my legs did that involuntary shaking and then we commenced to moving. Yefime did most of the heavy lifting , so did danny, we did a sort of chain gang, one person on each level, and we got everything done at 630pm, took danny home, then drove to rays mom's house, met my mom, dad and bro there, then we got the rest of the junk plus the animals, and Ray took Yefim home. My gold fish died, the 2 silver and the black moor so my betta is all alone..:(.. My mom and brother helped me move some stuff around and set up the bed, and then they left, me and Ray went grocery shopping, cam home, Ray made lasagna, yum, and then we pass

It Comes Without Saying...
It comes without saying that the most precious thing in life is the love of a child. It is an unconditional love that can keep you going thru the toughest times. It is the kind of love that that world should share but at the same time can also bring much dispare... To love unconditionally is beautiful but at the same time can bring tremendous pain. Especially when it brings no gain. Unfortunately because of the innocence involved. You can never know who will rise or fall, and from this can come the worst pain of all...

The Wish
A man riding his Harley was riding along a California beach when suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said, "Because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish. The biker pulled over and said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride over anytime I want." The Lord said, "Your request is materialistic, think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking; the supports required reaching the bottom of the Pacific and the concrete and steel it would take! It will nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of something that could possibly help mankind." The biker thought about it for a long time. Finally, he said, "Lord, I wish that I and all men could understand women; I want to know how she feels inside, what she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries, what she means

The Best Comeback Ever!!!!!
This was apparently in the Washington Post, the title of the article was "Best Come Back Line Ever." In summary, the police arrested Patrick Lawrence, 22 year old white male resident of Dacula, GA, in a pumpkin patch 11:38 p.m. on Friday. Lawrence will be charged with lewd and lascivious behaviour, public indecency, and public intoxication at the Gwinnett County courthouse on Monday. The suspect explained that as he was passing a pumpkin patch he decided to stop. "You know, a pumpkin is soft and squishy inside, and there was no one around for miles. At least I thought there wasn't," he stated in a phone interview. Lawrence went on to say that he pulled over to the side of the road, picked out a pumpkin that he felt was appropriate to his purpose, cut a hole in it, and proceeded to satisfy his alleged "need." "Guess I was really into it, you know?" he commented with evident embarrassment. In the process, Lawrence apparently failed to notice a Gwinnett County police car ap

Getting Settled
HEY GUYS, I DON'T WRITE BLOGS VERY OFTEN BUT HERE GOES. WELL, IT WAS A BAD DAY THE DAY I LEFT MY BF, VERY UGLY. BUT IM HERE IN ARKANSAS WITH MY FRIEND VICKI AND HER FAMILY. I AM STILL ADJUSTING TO THIS NEW LIFE, BUT YOU KNOW WHAT I AM LOVING THE FREEDOME OF NOT HAVING TO ANSWER TO ANYONE. I CAN DO WHAT I WANT WHEN I WANT WHO I WANT LOL, J/K. BUT I KNOW THAT SOON IT WILL ALL BE THE WAY I WANT IT. AND FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO I AM SO CLOSE TO ON HERE (PURR, HOPI, DIABLO, SEVEN, YOU GUYS ARE MORE THAN WELCOME TO COME VISIT ME IN FT. SMITH ARKANSAS. I LOVE YOU PURR FOR BEING MY BEST FRIEND AND YOU ARE THE BEST GIRL. I MISS BEING ON THE AIR BUT THAT WILL ALL BE CHANGED SOON. WAITING ON MY NEW PC AND NEED A WIRELESS ROUTER TO GET UP AND RUNNING THEN I WILL BE BACK ON THE AIR LOUDER THAN EVER. SO FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO HAVE MY CELL NUMBER YOU CAN CALL ME ANYTIME YOU WANT NOW HA HA. NO MORE WORRYING ABOUT WHAT TIME TO CALL. I LOVE YOU ALL, MUAH. LAVONNE

Two Long Legs
Two Long Legs A little girl was playing in the garden when she spotted two spiders mating. "Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?" she asked. "They're mating," her father replied. "What do you call the spider on top, Daddy?" she asked. "That's a daddy longlegs." her father answered. "So, the other one is a mommy longlegs?" the little girl asked. "No," her father replied. "Both of them are daddy longlegs," The little girl thought for a moment, then took her foot and stamped them flat. "Well, we're not having THAT sort of shit in our garden!"

Contest Has Started Wahoooooo
to all my friends and fans help out the contestants in the contest..pick which one u think would be a sweet piece of a** comment bomb them as much as u like help them out..hugs have a great day wahooooooo get ur hump on

Notes On Self Initiation
(Originally Posted on May 10, 2006)First off, I found an easier self-initiation at Joy of Satan (the initiation is here). While it is easier, though, I will do the original (maybe incorporating the prayer onto one of the pieces of paper; I kind of like it).Now, the next New Moon is at 12:26am on 5/27 (the night of the 26th - a Friday). That is the day (well, night) I can get the handful of graveyard dirt. I know of two different graveyards I might try. One is down the street, but off of a busy street. The other is quite far away, but basically in an isolated area.I do worry that the police might find me. Even though this isn't technically illegal, it would be pretty bad to get caught. I also figure if I am asked why I am there, I can say that there's a folk remedy to remove warts that needs the dirt.(Actually, thinking on it I can think of a large cemetary nearby that isn't off a main road. I might use it.)So I get paid on 6/1, so if I need any more supplies I can get them then

Work
Just wanted to say a quick hello to all my friends and family. I have been really busy this week with work and my kids so I haven't had much time to come one here. I will be catching up with everybody this weekend and next week since I am off all next week due to spring break. Got to love working for the school district with all the holidays and vacations..LOL Hope everyone is well!

Coffee Experiment Update
(Originally Posted on May 10, 2006)I've heard from a coworker who heard from the HR person that the victim... err... subject has made a doctor's appointment to see about his being tired all the time.tag: humor, funny, experiment, prank, work, coffee, joke

Update
i am sorry i havent been on too much lately. but i do try and i try to leave comments and rate things. my mind is all over the place with work and now my family. i just recently learned that my grandma is not doing too good. she is in the hospital right now. my dad and stepmom are driving down to florida to see my grandma to see whats going on. she has 2 kinds of infections plus she has dementia. so they have to restarin her so she dont fall out of bed. hoping that she can come back to ohio. if so hopefully they will get her a live in person or they mite have to put her in a home. i just hope she pulls thru this. plus on top of that my uncle on my mom's side of the family is not doing good either. he has 7 different kinds of cancer rite now. and he is swollen all the way up to his neck. so see i have alot on my mind. also my dad has high blood pressure and he keeps getting bad headaches. when he gets back from fla. he is going to get tests done. plz keep me and my family in your though

Self-initiation Soon
(Originally Posted on May 10, 2006)Later this month or early next month (depending on when I can get the supplies together), I plan on a self-initiation. The initiation I will use will come from The Black Book of Satan and can be found here.Here is the initiation ceremony: Set aside an area for the performance of the ritual and in this erect an altar and cover it with a black cloth. (The altar may be a table,). Obtain some black candles, some candle holders, some hazel incense, a quartz crystal or crystals. You will also need two small squares of parchment (or expensive woven paper), a quill type pen, a sharp knife, some sea salt, a handful of graveyard earth (obtained on a night of the new moon) and a chalice which you should fil1 with wine. All of these items should be placed on the altar. Should you wish, you may also obtain a black robe of suitable design. If not, you should dress all in black for the ritual. An hour before sunset, enter your Temple ar

How Bad R U Wanted?????
Ok guys and gals please rate me and add me and do what ever it takes to help me to get my level to level 4. Thanks. Subject HOW BAD R U WANTED????? Body: Body: Post this and see how many messages u get....don't be scared!! It is really amazing to see what people really think about you...and I promise you are probably going to be shocked at some of the responses.... (1) just friends (2) gorgeous (3) cute as heck (4) hot (5) fine (6) sexy (7) amazingly sexy (8) we can be friends with benefits (9) id take u to my crib (10) i want 2 make u my gf/bf (11) i love u baby (12) call me.....

Atheists Are Not Free From Religion
(Originally Posted on May 9, 2006)I've brought this up before, but I think it bears repeating.I considered myself an atheist because I didn't believe in the xtian god. However, many people can tell you that xtianity is a duality religion. There's not only god, but the devil.How can you tell if you, as an atheist, are free from religion? Simple. Read through The Satanic Bible and The Satanic Rituals. Perform some of the rituals/ceremonies. And if you feel uncomfortable doing them, well, that's the last vestige of xtianity coursing it's corrosive way through your veins.Sometimes the fear going through me is extreme, yet I know it's an unconscious calling out of the religious teachings I absorbed from society in general. Whether I become a Satanist or stay one if I do become one, I will have to go through all of the ceremonies just to kill the religious cancer within me.Fun, fun.tag: satan, satanism, satanist, satanic, religion, emotions, atheist, atheism, philosophy, jes

Easter Song Revisited
(Originally Posted on May 8, 2006)Okay, a couple of notes about the previous easter music post:1) I finally remember the tune. It is from the song that has a line something like, "Clang, clang, clang, clang, clang, clang, clang went thr trolley..."2) The people who scare me aren't the ones who find this humorous or blasphemous. Instead, it'll be the ones who not only like it, but think it's a good idea to get people to go back to the xtian church. And you know there'll be a few of them out there...tag: satan, satanism, satanist, satanic, religion, jesus, musical, christian, christianity, easter

A Couple Of Quick Notes:
(Originally Posted on May 8, 2006)1) When I read things like the description of the black mass, I spring a woody.2) Yesterday my wife & I were tired. I said something like, "Holy crap, I'm tired." She didn't respond, so I said, "Saintly excrement." That got her to laughing. I love to hear her laugh...tag: satan, satanism, satanist, satanic, religion

Signage
Cancer You are shy and mysterious. Hotties are always trying to unlock your secrets, and figure out what makes you so cool. You have to have trust in your partner, so you’re not really into randomly hooking up. You really like the intimacy that comes with sex and you won’t take no for an answer when it comes to after sex cuddling. Sex matches: Taurus, Scorpio, Pisces Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Calling All Musicians!
(Originally Posted on May 6, 2006)I was listening to a radio talk show duo here the other day. One person said there wasn't enough Easter songs. There's a lot of Christmas songs, a few Halloween songs, but not many Easter songs.I decided to help them out.Today I had a bit of a song going through my head. It sounds like the refrain of a happy, joyful little Easter tune. The refrain goes: WHAP! WHAP! WHAP! WHAP! WHAP! WHAP! WHAP! Went the hammer. WHAP! WHAP! WHAP! WHAP! WHAP! WHAP! WHAP! It went again. WHAP! WHAP! WHAP! WHAP! WHAP! WHAP! WHAP! It went a third time. And all those whaps will save us all from sin!Can any musicians out there use this for anything?tag: satan, satanism, satanist, satanic, religion, humor, funny, disturbing, jesus, entertainment, musical, christian, christianity

Penis's
ok girls lets get serious... women always talking about wanting a guy that is hung....define hung...cause average is 7... and most girls are only 4 inches to 6 inches deep...so for those girls that say they want a 12 inch penis...get real...that shit just gonna wreck your insides...make you crampy....i want to enjoy sex dont know about you... so hear is a question for the laides and be honest... what size is perfect...in inches....???

Satanism On The Cheap
(Originally Posted on May 6, 2006)Now, as you know I am looking for a new job. I am doing so because I am not making enough even for the basic necessities here where I am working. (For example, last week I had to get a pay advance just to keep the electricity on.)Since I don't have money, I can't buy fancy stuff for the practice of Satanism either. I have to use whatever I can scrape up. Therefore, here are some things I am planning:ALTAR: Old bureau we already ownALTAR CLOTH: Black fabric, preferrably from the clearance stuff at WalMartSIGIL OF BAPHOMET: Printed from an online graphic (Not a good copy either.) CANDLES: Right now I am looking for some black candles but haven't found anyThe other stuff will be searched for in various locations, most likely thrift stores.You gotta do what you gotta do.tag: satan, satanism, satanist, satanic, religion

Bored
well im bored someone talk to me rate me add me fan me just do somethiong to me lol im in need for something lol its freezing outside and this sucks major ass it was 74 yesterday and now its 31 today wtf i hate ohio!!!!!!!!!

Help
come on everyone ya know I don't ask for much, and when ya need me to do it I'm there so all I am asking is for you to help me!!!Plz Plz Plz got rate my pic thats in this contest?!?!?! http://cherrytap.com/viewimage.php?u=266854&i=3103684268#

Much Luv
CHANCES WE TAKE, CHOICES WE MAKE LEADING US ON A JOURNEY THE DESTINATION UNKNOWN. PEOPLE WE MEET, FRIENDS WE MAKE, LOYALTIES WE TAKE ALONG SIDE OUR FOOTSTEPS, REALIZING WE ARE NEVER ALONE. COMMITMENT UNDYING, LOVE UNDERLYING, FORGING A BOND PLANTED BY GOD'S GUIDING HAND. DESTINY'S NOW COMBINED, LIVES ENTERTWINED FOR A PURPOSE BEYOND ALL COMPREHENTION AS ONLY A MORTAL MAN. JLG

On Wall Ball And Closets
(Originally Posted on May 6, 2006)When I was young, there was a game the kids played called Wall Ball. (A link to a Wiki page on Wall Ball can be found here. The Slaughter House ruules are the ones I'm familiar with.)The rules were simple. You would throw a ball at a particular wall. If the ball hit the wall, there was no problem. If the ball hit ANYTHING other than the wall, you had to run to touch the wall before somebody threw the ball and hit you. If you touched the wall first, then play would resume. If you were hit with the ball first, though, you stood bent-over, facing the wall while the other players would do their damndest to nail you as hard as possible right in the ass.I used to play a wimpier version called Hill Ball. It was the same type of game, but the hill would cause the ball to go in different directions. also, we were all good (and wimpy) friends playing the game.I bring the game up because of my friend Dwight. Dwight was a geeky-looking guy. If you've se

Net Neutrality
Does anyone know what this is? I sure as hell didnt until I got a message from a friend that works for my really crappy ISP. Then I started getting pissed off. Here's a little info.... What is this about? This is about Internet freedom. "Network Neutrality" -- the First Amendment of the Internet -- ensures that the public can view the smallest blog just as easily as the largest corporate Web site by preventing Internet companies like AT&T from rigging the playing field for only the highest-paying sites. But Internet providers like AT&T, Verizon and Comcast are spending millions of dollars lobbying Congress to gut Net Neutrality. If Congress doesn't take action now to implement meaningful Net Neutrality provisions, the future of the Internet is at risk. To learn more, read Network Neutrality: Fact vs. Fiction What is Network Neutrality? Network Neutrality — or "Net Neutrality" for short — is the guiding principle that preserves the free and open Internet. Net Neutr

Wednesday 4/3/07
I'm gonna write my blog entry for today so that I don't forget to do it again lol. It looks like today will be the usual boring day, but there is a new cd out that I wanna get, and the weather is nice so hopefully I can get someone to take me to wal-mart to buy it so I can get that and also just get out of the house for a bit. Well, I'm gonna make this entry short as well, and go and see if I can find a group on here that I'm looking for. Have a great day everyone.

More On Blue Security - The Spam War's Over!
(Originally Posted on May 6, 2006)Today when I got in, there were several hundred spam messages for me to deal with. Included in them were a couple of threatening messages stating that since I use Blue Security, I would be getting a lot more spam.What the spammer doesn't know is that (a) I don't care how much I get, (b) the war he is waging is already lost, and (c) by continually passing my email address to different spammers, he is just hastening his own demise.The thing is, I have to press one button to send all the spam to Blue Security. Just one. Then, they report the messages to the ISPs, law enforcement, etc. I have no problem pressing the one, single, solitary button to get this spam taken care of.And by forcing the issue, this putz is bringing Blue Security into national news. MORE people will sign up for it. MORE spam will be reported. More, more, MORE!And the new spammers who don't know about Blue Security and are just spamming because they were told to do so? Well, T

Car Wreck
(Originally Posted on May 6, 2006)This past weekend, my father-in-law's business took sports photos of different little-league teams. (It's his side business.) On Saturday, it was to be him, my wife, me, and his ex wife (my wife's mother, my mother-in-law).On the way there, however, my mother-in-law hit a truck. It was at what witnesses describe as a dangerous intersection. It totalled my mother-in-laws vehicle (a Ford Explorer or something similar). It flipped the other truck over three times. None of us know about the other driver.M-I-L couldn't find her glasses, so when she got back from the hospital, she looked in her vehicle. They were in the middle seats.Now she doesn't have a vehicle, but her mother and other relatives live near her, so she can still bum rides to go places.

Tuesday 4/2/07
Ok, since I forgot yet again to blog yesterday I'm gonna do two today lol. Nothing much happened yesterday, just did the usual thing lol. I had alot of trouble with this site yesterday so I'm glad that it seems to be working ok now. Well I guess I'll end this entry here as I don't really have anything to write about lol. Have a great day all.

The Satanic Rituals
(Originally Posted on May 6, 2006)Well, I started reading The Satanic Rituals this past weekend. I admit I was hoping for more theory than practice. But I will need practical stuff a bit later.One thing I would rather have in the description of the rituals is the English translation of all of the phrases. I feel they would have more impact for me if I understood what was being said as opposed to uttering (what are to me) nonsense phrases. Maybe if I found a translation, I would feel better about it.While I am not ready to completely do most of the practical parts of Satanism quite yet, I am intersted in performing/attending a Black Mass as described in The Satanic Rituals. The reason for this is that I feel it would definitely help the logic/emotion conflict I still feel. (Although I will admit that the Pact With The Devil exercise (see previous blog) helped a bit, it wasn't quite enough.)(And in case you're wondering, I got as far as the Cthulu chapter in the book.)tag: satan

Books Are In!
(Originally Posted on May 5, 2006)Books-A-Million called. My two Lavey books are in. I'm going to go pick them up after work. I'll post my thoughts on them next week. tag: satan, satanism, satanist, satanic, religion, reading

You Are The Light Of My Life
I can never find the words to say How I feel about you each day you're my reason for living, whenever I am blue Without you I wouldn't know what to do You're the sun in my sunshine The light of my life You're the reason I'm living, The reason I dream The reason you see in my eyes such a gleam Whever you touch me, Whenever you're near You help me see everything perfectly clear When your away, I miss you so much and long for the time when I feel your touch I see your sweet face every day and night To me your kiss is as sweet as honey It means more to me than a world full of money Seems like I've looked for a million years For someone like you to dry my tears Darling, oh Darling what would I do If something bad should happen to you and now that I'm yours alone I want you to know You are the light of my life

Knowledge
You have a sexual IQ of 127 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Who Hasn't Ever Snorted A Loved Ones Ashes???
My take comes first then the news clipping. Apparently when Keith Richards isn't falling out of coconut trees the 500 year old Rolling Stones Guitarist is snorting dead people...sort of. Allegedly Keith Richards mixed his fathers ashes in with some cocaine and sniffed it up. Hell why not what says rememberance more then snorting your dead fathers ashes. It's bad enough this guy has done every drug known to the human race but now he's sniffing up dead people???? How do you even go public with that?? The guy just admitted that he's the halfbaked version of Norman Bates. Nice work there Keith just when I thought there was no possible way to push the envelope in this world you have managed to do it. LONDON -- Keith Richards has acknowledged consuming a raft of illegal substances in his time, but this may top them all. In comments published Tuesday, the 63-year-old Rolling Stones guitarist said he had snorted his father's ashes mixed with cocaine. "The strangest thing I've trie

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THE KNOWLEDGE I HAVE GIVEN YOU WILL PUT OUR FRIENDSHIP TO THE TEST, BUT PATIENTS IS A VIRTUE WHICH THIS QUEEN DOES NOT POSSES. DO NOT CONTINUE TO KEEP ME WAITING WITH NERVOUS ANTICIPATION FOR YOUR REPLY. FOR IF YOU DO AND FIND I'VE GONE THE ONLY QUESTION YOU CAN ASK IS THE ONE OF WHY? I HAVE OPENED MY HEART TO YOU WITH ALL INTENTIOS OF BEING BY YOUR SIDE. MY ONLY THOUGHT ISWILL YOU CHOOSE TO EMBRACE THIS AT ONCE OR WILL YOU ALLOW EVERYTHING WE HAVE BUILT TO WHITHER AWAY AND DIE? JLG

Im Moving! Pls Read
Hey Everyone I was just letting you know that im moving into my own apartment and im totally excited! So I wont be on the computer as much tell I get my own computer! Anyways I might shut this account done! And If I do im on myspace.com so you could add me there because im keeping that account know matter what! Its www.myspace.com/iloveblc Talk to you all later! xoxo

New Quiz
(Originally Posted on May 5, 2006)(Not that I needed the quiz to tell me, but...)You are 64% BisexualYou are bisexual. For you, sex is about having fun and the sex of your partner is of no consequence to you. You probably have a little bit of a preference either way, but you dont let that slow you down.Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.comtag: emotions, sex, quiz

On Your Knees
You have been on your knees pleasing me, drinking me in, your thighs pressed against your calves, your sweet face upturned watching my eyes look into yours as my sweet cream flows down your hungry throat....And I remain Hard, needing to own you, fill you, feel your warm wetness massage and grip my long thick manhood....laying back i watch as you stand over me and slowly bend your knees...I tell you to reach back put your hands on my thighs for support, I want to watch as you use your hot, tight womanhood to please me in the way only you know how. You bring your craving outer lips to touch my thr bbing purple head and begin to settle down, ......"Slowly" I tell you...and I watch with animal lust as my shaft disappears into you inch by inch....looking up at your beautiful , sensuous, sexy curves, the line of your breasts, your moist full lips...."Move your hips back and forth, use your sweet, hungry, dripping pussy to please your Master".......MMMMM ....Goddd I'm going to cummmm againnnn

My Brother
My Brother One bullet through his head but it must not have felt right because he's NOT dead Instead he tried to take it through the heart But God had different intentions from the start As the bullet rips through his skin I can only imagine how he felt within It's scary as hell, I had a dream just the night before The bullet coming out of the chamber is what I heard during the thunder of the storm I awoke sitting straight up in my bed But in my dream the bullet went through his head What's a person to do in the middle of the night Receiving a call like that Next all I can hear in my head is "Calling ALL Nurses STAT!!" I look at him laying like a lifeless soul Holding his right hand feeling so cold The person I am speaking of is the SON of my Father andMother My one and only flesh and blood This Man Is My Brother!! written on the same day my brother tried to commit suicide March 29, 2007

Ha Ha! Capitalism In Action!!
This dude has some BALLS!! Ha ha!! MOURNER WHO PAYS RESPECTS IS ASKED TO BUY SOMETHING ELSE DEAR ABBY: Within the last two months, my dear 75-year-old friend, "Margery," lost her 51-year-old daughter and her 29-year-old granddaughter to cancer. (They were mother and daughter.) At the funeral home there was a table at the entrance to the viewing room with a printed card asking for your name, address and phone number if you wanted to receive an obituary and memorial card encased in plastic. (I did.) Two days after the funeral, I received a call from the funeral home asking me what my thoughts were about the funeral. I told the man I had been to many funerals in my life, but had never been called and asked my thoughts about any of them. However, since he was asking, I told him I had been upset to hear from Margery that he tried to charge her $1,000 more for her granddaughter's wake then he did for the daughter's identical wake. And then, this insensitive jerk proceeded to ask

Love Is A Lie(explicit And As Collaberated With Jack Daniels
love is a lie like fairy tales as told as a child the concept of love is filled in our brains enough is enough end the bullshit love does not exist im proven fact and im not gonna take it anymore your perfect mate who gives a flying fuck they dont exist wake up its not happening stop the insanity cut the cord end the myth before it rots your heart people say im full of hate im only giving back what was given to me i will one day smile when the world is on trial for the shit that has filled my head i hope all is punished for teaching this lie and noone is forgotten take this "love" and shove it far back up where the sun just doesnt seem to shine I was was the child that sat in the corner waiting for the love of my life to come i kept believing and believing but its nothing more than like santa claus tales tales and more fucking tales im left so cold and frozen from being tossed away again and again it will forever remind me how i ugly i a

Chocolate Jesus
Artist Cosimo Cavallaro has created a nude, anatomically correct chocolate sculpture of Jesus Christ. And predictably a bunch of folks have begun complaining about it. I've been thinking the matter over, and I can't see what all the fuss is about. Maybe people are offended because J-Dawg is naked and you can see his junk. Well, as far as I know, he did have all of the standard equipment, so what’s the problem? Frankly, if he didn’t have a happy little dingly-dangly, I’d be a lot less impressed with the man. Let’s face it, avoiding temptation is a LOT easier when you aren’t packing a pistol. So is it the fact that he is made of food? If so, how come when the Virgin Mary shows up on a cheese sandwich, everyone thinks it a miracle? Maybe it’s because he’s made of chocolate. After all, it’s Easter time, and maybe these folks see a chocolate J-Bunny and feel compelled to bite off the ears. Would that be a sin? Imagine standing at the pearly gates and being denied entrance

Transfer
It's another school but the same shit probably. But there is a sliver of hope that I may do a better job here than at my previous job. I desperately don't want to fuck this up. I am already on edge and a bit pessimistic on top of that. I can't fuck this one up. I don't want to fuck this one up. I will work very hard today. I have a bus pass so that is a good insentive. I just need to get to the bus route in a reasonable ammount of time. Days on end working at another school for 8 hours. Interesting that I am changing schools after a Grove meeting again. I hope this one is better than the last one. Being that I was in ashitty mood yesturday and dealing with the aftermath of a shittier previoius day (Monday) I am sure they will find someone better for the job at my other school. In any and all cases I don't want to fuck this up. I want to finish my job and go home relaxed and somewhat sane.

Renegade Spammer Strikes Back!
(Originally Posted on May 5, 2006)You may or may not know about Blue Frog, the product of Blue Security for a "Do Not Spam" list. Basically, if you sign up, you have your email(s) put into a list which, if a spammer sends you something, you can have the message go to him that you don't want any spam.(I'm sorry, it's early morning. I'll be more coherent later.)However, one of the largest spammers (PharmaMaster) is trying to bring down Blue Security. If he can't do that, then he will try to bring down the entire Internet.Why? I mean, come on! The people on this list weren't going to buy any of his crap anyway.Well, here's a link to the story. I find it especially telling that the spammer said: "Blue found the right solution to stop spam, and I can't let this continue." It means we are on the right track.Whenever Blue Security is back up, be sure to get Blue Frog if you don't already have it. If you do have it, let's hear what you think about it, good or bad.tag: anger, revenge,

Hot Moms
I just wanted to say if you haven't already then you need to check this sexy mommy out.Kiwistarr!! She is an amazing woman and she took almost all the pics on this site but one i think. She is to die for. Show her some love!

Poetry
FANTISIES FLYING DESTINIES IGNITING DREAMS FULFILLING LIVES UNITING BODIES MOLDING STORIES UNFOLDING SPIRITS SOARING MINDS ENTWINING SEXUAL CHEMISTRY KISSES LINGERING TOUCHES FLAMING SOULS MELTING US TOGETHER JLG

Chapter 24 { The Invisibel Man
XXIV. THE PLAN THAT FAILED "But now," said Kemp, with a side glance out of the window, "what are we to do?" He moved nearer his guest as he spoke in such a manner as to prevent the possibility of a sudden glimpse of the three men who were advancing up the hill road -- with an intolerable slowness, as it seemed to Kemp. "What were you planning to do when you were heading for Port Burdock? Had you any plan?" "I was going to clear out of the country. But I have altered that plan rather since seeing you. I thought it would be wise, now the weather is hot and invisibility possible, to make for the South. Especially as my secret was known, and everyone would be on the lookout for a masked and muffled man. You have a line of steamers from here to France. My idea was to get aboard one and run the risks of passage. Thence I could go by train into Spain, or else get to Algiers. It would not be difficult. There a man might always be invisible -- and yet live. And do things. I was usi

Piercings (above And Below)
I like piercings of the body Some find them really quite naughty Have one in the nipple myself And very soon could have one in my little elf(It's done now) Nipples,clits and prince albert's No pain, No gain I like it when it hurts Trojan says ribbed for her pleasure Well I say add some steel for extra measure Above and Below What some may hide we don't know But if we're nice they might reveal their treasures For your and My special pleasures

Two Truths And A Lie
Two Truths & a Lie? Ok Guy's and Gal's don't be shy nor bashfull..once ur on this page you have to ask the 3 questions... Here's the deal: I want everyone who reads this to ask me 3 questions, no more no less. Ask me anything you want. Really. I'll answer anything. I may opt to e-mail answers to particularly sensitive questions, however. Then I want you to go to your blog, copy and paste this allowing your friends (including myself) to ask you anything. Here's the twist: Of the three questions you ask, I will answer two of them absolutely truthfully. As for the other question -- I'll lie like a goat. (Well, not a truthful goat, obviously. The untrustworthy type of goat.) I will not reveal which two answers are truthful and which one is the lie

Two Tits
the xxx story: As I walked in the door, coming home from the office, I saw my wife Carolyn standing by the cabinet preparing dinner. Carolyn has a body built like a brick shit house with all the fixtures in the right place. Today she looked especially good wearing a skimpy halter top with a pair of low cut shorts that fit snugly around her ass with the outline of her bikini panties showing through. Crossing the room and walking up behind her I reached around and cupped one of her tits with my hand while caressing her ass with the other and gave her a little nibble on the earlobe. "Whats for dinner?" I asked while dropping my hand from her tit to rub her cunt suggestively. "Company" she replied. I heard a voice from the den calling "Come on in, we have the fire going." As I entered the room, Ron, a friend of the family rose from a recliner with a drink in his hand and a bulge in the front of his pants. "You horny old bastard" I said, "What the hell are you doing over here?"

My Morning-for U
As I look out to a ne morning, I see the fog rising to relieve the earth. The chill in the air, birds singing and the day begins. Hoping you are seeing the same , keeps me going and keeping me sane. The light of day clears the plains, as it makes its way to me. It begins to get closer and closer, until it stops right before my feet. The birds have stopped and the breeze has stilled. Feeling like it has been forever I drift into sorrow. My sorrow lasts for days it seems, until finaly you are back for a moment. A moment in time recharges me for days. So my light until we meet again, I will long for you, ache for your words to brighten my day again. For you are my light to every dark day. Thank you for being my light. *KISS*

My Words
EMOTIONS ALL FRESH AND NEW, EVERY THOUGHT CONSUMED BY YOU. WONDERING WHAT BETWEEN US WILL BE,WILL WHAT I HEAR BE WHAT I SEE? IS WHAT I FEEL IN MY HEART THE PATH TO TAKE,IN MY MIND I REALIZE THE RIGHT CHOICE TO MAKE. GIVING THIS A CHANCE TO MATURE AND TO GROW, LETTING MYSELF BELIEVE IN WHERE WE WILL GO. KNOWING THE WOMAN I AM, AND SEEING THE MAN YOU ARE, I SENCE IN MY SOUL THIS THING WE HAVE STARTED COULD GO FAR. WE WILL LET TIME AND PATIENTS DECIDE, IF WHAT WE VISULIZE MEETS WHAT WE FEEL INSIDE. JLG

My Dinner
Dinner is almost ready and I hear your pick up pull into the driveway. I meet you at the door with a smile. You pull me close for a deep kiss. Without saying anything I take your hand and lead you to your chair. After you sit down I kneel between your legs and slowly unzip your jeans. It is hard for me to go slow I have been thinking about this all day. As soon as I get your jeans undone I pull your hard cock free and softly stroke it with my hand, then cup your balls in my other hand caressing them. I slowly lick up your wonderful throbbing cock. Enjoying it like a ice cream cone, slowly licking up from the base to the tip running my tongue around the head sucking it into my mouth tasteing every inch as I work my way back down your hard wonderful cock feeling each ridge and dip with my tongue. Sucking you deeper into my throat feeling the tip stroke the back of my throat. Your hands are tangled in my hair I can hear your breathing getting deeper, As my hands stroke your hard thighs I

Chapter 23 { The Invisibel Man
XXIII. IN DRURY LANE "But you begin now to realise," said the Invisible Man, "the full disadvantage of my condition. I had no shelter, no covering, -- to get clothing, was to forego all my advantage, to make myself a strange and terrible thing. I was fasting; for to eat, to fill myself with unassimilated matter, would be to become grotesquely visible again." "I never thought of that," said Kemp. "Nor had I. And the snow had warned me of other dangers. I could not go abroad in snow -- it would settle on me and expose me. Rain, too, would make me a watery outline, a glistening surface of a man -- a bubble. And fog -- I should be like a fainter bubble in a fog, a surface, a greasy glimmer of humanity. Moreover, as I went abroad -- in the London air -- I gathered dirt about my ankles, floating smuts and dust upon my skin. I did not know how long it would be before I should become visible from that cause also. But I saw clearly it could not be for long. "Not in London at any ra

Idiot Boss Update: New Suggestion
(Originally Posted on May 3, 2006)Yesterday, the coworker's father (the man who wrote the original letter to Idiot Boss; the CF has been a manager for 10 years and an IT guy for 15 more) sent a reply to Idiot Boss's email, basically telling the Idiot Boss that he is an idiot, but in much nicer language.Except for one line.The line seems like it is trying to be helpful, but says that there are lots of managerial courses that Idiot Boss can take.The email was printed and put into the suggestion box.Let the fun begin!tag: idiot boss, career, humor, funny, work, office politics

My Friends??????????????
I CANT BELIEVE I SPEND ALL DAY EVERY DAY BOMBING FOR EVERY1 AND I WAS THE TARGET 4 THE BOMBERS 4 A DAY AND A HALF I NOW ONLY HAVE A LITTLE OVER 4000 COMMENTS AND 2000 WERE FROM MYSELF...IM VERY UPSET AND IM GIVING UP ON THIS CONTEST:( THOSE WHO DID HELP ME THANX....

Eat My Pussy
I get so turned on just thinking about you ...would it bother you if I take off all of my clothes, turn down the lights, light a candle or two, sit back down in my chair, lift my left leg up and lay it over the left arm of my chair, lift my right leg up and lay it over the right arm of my chair, stick my finger in my warm wet mouth to get it all nice and wet, reach down with my left hand to gently pull and hold open my pretty pink pussy lips while my other finger comes out of my mouth and finds its way down to my hard throbbing clit to just gently rub circles on top of it...then to plunge itself deep into my pussy for a few deep strokes.. then back up to gently massage my clit...mmmmmm...Can I fantasize that you are on the floor between my legs looking up at me with so much desire in your eyes...you want to taste my pussy so bad...your cock is so big and hard.."Please let me taste you baby" I hear you whisper..."Yes" I whisper back as I look down at you...Slowly, you take your time...t

Some Things In Life
i used to think i was all alone in this world never thought there was other people out there like me. i have had some pretty shitty things happen to me in life that a shrink says caused all this depression on me. when i was just 8 i was molested for three yrs by someone i looked up to i had to live in the same house with her and try to keep my mouth sealed shut never letting anyone know after all it was my burden to carry right? im 30 yrs old now and i still cant stand to be in the same room with her i have tried forgiving her and i know now that she was/is sick and could not help it. a part of me forgives but i will never forget. when i was 14 i met my soul mate. he raped me on oct 11 1991 and i conceived larissa out of this again i hated him but i loved him. i forgave him and let him back into our lives i thought he changed and when i had my son (not by him) he called him daddy. i then got pregnant with lacey (yes his) he stayed around for 5 more yrs and left saying he needed a

Help My Monster
i need some help from all of you my little brookie monster is in this cutest kid contest and we need your help with comments if you wouldnt comment for me please do it for her heres the link ill love ya forever if you help her out! thanks so much

Blog
JUST CHECKING IN AGAIN Its stupid early right now, trying to wake up. I have an early appointment this morning, so I figured I would see if my fingers can type at this hour!! We have a few meetings this week just discussing the game plan, and talking shop with a few people. Next week we have a huge show that we need everyone to come too that can!!! It a VERY IMPORTANT show for us for a few reason. I wish I could get into it but some of you already know. So just ask around & you'll find out why but I can't get into it till after that show. I don't want to jinx things.........Here are some details: April, 12 2007 at House of Crave FREE ALL AGES SHOW!!!!!!! W/fatkid dodgeball 391 Neil Avenue, columbus, Ohio 43081 Cost : FREE Doors: 7:00pm Also we were thinking about posting a new song demo. BUT with a small catch... In columbus,Ohio if you make us the number one song every night this week(4/2-4/6) on the TEXT TOP 5 we will post the demo of a new track called Loser Of Th

H.pylori And Me
For the ones that doesn't know, or asked me, there you go: Remember when i started with stomach problems last n november? well, after several visits to the emergency room, and doctor appointments, 2 sonograms and an endoscopy, they found out that i had gastritis caused by helicobacter pylori (a bacteria in my stomach) after detecting i had a bad reaction to the antibiotics to kill that bacteria and that i kept having those horrible stomach and back pain (yes, it hurts so much that it makes your back hurts too), they kept doing other studies till they found out i had gall bladder sand/stones (they were very very tiny like sand) and that was giving me horrible pains too got the surgery that most of you know in january after being hospitalized in emergency, and recovered very well in this middle i fell on the pool too lol (yup, i'm having a serie of funny health problems) and i'm in rehab for the leg and sprained ankle i swear it was an accident!! lol then 1 week ago i had to do th

A Newbie To Cherrytap And The Clubhouse, He Is Also Exectioners Son So Please Welcome Him
PLEASE WELCOME THE NEWEST MEMBER TO CHERRYTAP AND THE CLUBHOUSE! SHOW HIM SOME LOVE'N. josh_taylor19-- prospecter for clubhouse cherry tap@ CherryTAP

Mets Recap! 03/03/07 Mets Versus Cardinals 4-1
yeah so the Mets won last night! 4 - 1 against the Cardinals. so thats 2 wins and 160 games to go ugh... check out some pics just local newspapers i make collages for a hobby sue me lol here's billy wagner celebrating the win Scott Rolan from the Card's gettin picked off at the plate trying to steal :D. Jose Reyes gettin Scott Spiezio in a double play :D Pitching error in the first that got Reyes his first stolen base pretty much. Paul loduca and El Duque celebrating after getting out of a tough third inning!

Song Of The Day! Morning Edition And Mets Recap
ok today we go to Breaking Benjamin to get todays song :D its a good one this is Breath with 300 stuff as the video. pretty good combination if ya ask me enjoy the song :D I see nothing in your eyes, and the more I see the less I like. Is it over yet, in my head? I know nothing of your kind, and I won't reveal your evil mind. Is it over yet? I can't win. So sacrifice yourself, and let me have what's left. I know that I can find the fire in your eyes. I'll throw it all away, get away, please. [Chorus] You take the breath right out of me. You left a hole where my heart should be. You got to fight just to make it through, 'cause I will be the death of you. This will be all over soon. Pour salt into the open wound. Is it over yet? Let me in. So sacrifice yourself, and let me have what's left. I know that I can find the fire in your eyes. I'll throw it all away, get away, please. [Chorus] You take the breath right out of me. You left a hole wh

Lost (a Poem)
Lost in time and space, lost without a trace. Looking for a a friend, with a helping hand. My lifes unknown plan, I don't know if I can. Hold my head up high, without the question why. Look into my heart, look into my mind. What am I to do, where am I to find. The reason why I'm here, the reason for my tears. If only I could know, a simple place to go. I just might be aware, of all who really care. But for now I'll try, to find a reason why. Just to stay awake, and be here one more day...

Erotica: Pics
As we talked about, you got the hotel room ready for my arrival. After a 12 hour drive, all I want to do is pass out as I spill into the room, the suitcase, laptop camera and camcorder in tow. Most if it winds up on the floor next to the door as I collapse on the bed. It's hard as nails, but having sat in a car for the past 1000 miles, it's pretty comfy. I wake to the phone ringing. My 10 am wake up call. I roll off the bed and head to the shower. 30 minutes later, I begin unloading the hardware. The laptop goes on the table, camcorder tripod off to the side, digital camera next to the bed along with the camcorder. The iPod and speakers go on the other side of the bed. After a bit, it's all set. I give you the call. The exact time that we planned. 3 rings on the phone before I hang up. You're on your way. When you arrive, knock once, as we planned. I stand at the door, my heart pounding, my hand shaking with excitement. Digital camera in hand, I stand with the door between

Biblical Villan Quiz
(Originally Posted on May 2, 2006) The DemonYou scored 45% Pride, 55% Envy, 40% Ambition, and 62% Deceitfulness! You are the Demon, one of the many angels that God kicked out of heaven with Satan. You were once servants of God, but after the war in heaven, you were banished and became the unclean spirit that you are today. You are an excellent foot soldier for Satan, as you are humble enough to take orders graciously and you are not driven enough to try to rise up the unholy hierarchy and usurp Satanï��s authority. In fact, being the minion of an evil entity is probably the best job for you. This is because you get that special joy in your heart when other people suffer, especially people who you donï��t like. Also, your ability to deceive makes you very good at gaining the confidence and friendship of your victims before smashing them into pieces. Of course, you donï��t have to serve Satan. Maybe you could direct your unique tale

Some One Special!
hey and good morning to all my cherry friends,chatted with someone yesterday and he knows who he is!He makes me feel good when we chat,even if he is a little bossy!LOL,thanks baby,I don't ever wamt to lose you as a friend.

Cold-for U
Cold By Natalie Limardo Where had the heat gone? I am so cold inside and out. It is so dark and cold. My light has gone. Leaving me in the dark cold and alone. There is so much anger and fear. My life has changed because of you. But now it’s cold. I am cold and in the dark. Left with anger and fear. Things for me will not be the same. I figured out some things. Your anger is not all my blame. Anger and fear has always been with you. So you are also cold. Cold inside and out. But now it’s cold. We are cold and in the dark. Left with anger and fear. All I am left to do is warm myself. Hope that someday you will find your warmth. I hope that your fears will fade, Your darkness lightens, and you feel better inside or just sated.

Now I'm Pissed...
(Originally Posted on May 2, 2006)A while back I joined up with Blue Security (http://www.bluesecurity.com/) for their Blue Frog product. What this does is sends a message to each spammer you receive mail from to tell you to take you off their list. There's also a list that spammers can get that shows you do not wish to receive their emails.Think about it. There are probably 50,000 people now signed up with Blue Security. If each of those people receive a single spam from a single source and report it, the spammer gets 50,000 messages telling them not to spam the people on the list.However, spammers are fighting back.Yesterday I received three email stating that they will start spamming me 10-20 times more than before if I don't get rid of Blue Frog. They feel that I should have to put up with their crap emails instead of trying to stop them.What they don't realze is that it is not difficult to report the new spam emails. It isn't difficult AT ALL.All I have to do is to hit a sin

My Pact With The Devil
(Originally Posted on May 2, 2006)As I mentioned yesterday, I was going to write up a pact with the devil based upon the one at the First Church of Satan website. (The link to the story about why they did a pact like that can be found in my previous post.)Anyway, here is what I came up with:In the name of Satan, Lucifer, Belial & Leviathan and in the company of Astaroth, Beelzebub, Asmodeus, Abbadon & Azazel, & by all the demons named and nameless who swarm the Pits of Hell, I do happily sell my soul to the Devil, Satan-Lucifer, in exchange for eternal health, happiness and youth.In addition, to better facilitate the desires of the evil hosts, I will receive the following to assist in indulging in the seven Satanic indulgences:Sex, whenever and with whomever I wantMy enemies handily defeatedEnough money to purchase whatever I desireLimited work for great rewardsA handsome visageAll of the food I can ever desireEverybody to know that I am the besttag: satan, satanism, satanist,

The Origin Of April Fool's Day
The Origin of April Fool's Day The origin of April Fool's Day remains clouded in obscurity. Basically no one knows exactly where, when, or why the celebration began. What we do know is that references to 'All Fool's Day' (what April Fool's Day was first called) began to appear in Europe during the late Middle Ages. All Fool's Day was a folk celebration and elite participation in it was minimal (which is why it's so difficult to trace the exact origin of the day, because the people celebrating it back then weren't the kind of people who kept records of what they did). But what is clear is that the tradition of a day devoted to foolery has ancient roots. As we look back in time we find many ancient predecessors of April Fool's Day. Ancient Roots Throughout antiquity numerous festivals included celebrations of foolery and trickery. The Saturnalia, a Roman winter festival observed at the end of December, was the most important of these. It involved dancing, drinking, and general

Another Shitty Day
Today is going to suck. This day sucks because yesturday suck because Monday sucked. I hope i can get another schol to work at. One that will give me my 8 hours and still give me time to complete my floors without too much hastle or stress. If I stay at my current school, I will probably be fired and will have to job search again. I really hate my job but I need the money. There are no options for low level computer operator. If I can get back into school, I am going to study as hard as I can and eventually work towards getting out of this country and either move to Canada or Austria.

As I Mentioned Before About Emotions...
(Originally Posted on May 1, 2006)I am having trouble emotionally accepting what logically I can accept about the existence of the xtian version of Satan and the like. However, at the website of the First Church of Satan, I found this page.In it, a Satanic person was talking to a person who wanted to be a Satanist but was having trouble emotionally coping with the decision. So the Satanist (John Allee (aka Lord Egan)) wrote out a "I sell my soul for X" letter, which he had the other person sign. This helped signal the subconscious that it was happening and to calm down.I went ahead and decided to do much the same thing. I copied the start of the letter and will finish it tomorrow after I figure what I should put as my "asking price" and I get free access to the printer here at work. Then I shall use a red pen (as done in the story) and destroy the pen afterwards. It is just tricking the subconscious, but it should work. tag: satan, satanism, satanist, satanic, religion, em

Yikes! I Got A '1'
Lots of very nice folks have given my photo(s) a 10, which of course I know I don't really deserve, but someone out there thought I was a 1. Ouch. I guess it goes to show: you can't please everybody.

Executioner And Racechicks Sexy Couple Contest
i apprietate the ones that help and they are in 2nd, but the contest doesn't end till thursday and i could use a little help getting them to 1st...i know they have alot of friends out there so come on. BRING IT ON. LETS SEE WHAT UR MADE OF OR GOT. SHOW THEM SOME LOVE HERE!!!!!!!!!!

Happy Hump Day, Everyone!
Haven't blogged in a few days, not since the infamous ONE DAY ONLY! blog, lmao! It is 18 degrees out as we speak, with snow flurries! Bah! Humbug! I know it will only last briefly, but I'm ready for a little warmth here! I think this makes 3 snows on the robins, so I hope this is it for the snow, lol!! I will be off to work in a bit - need to get blood drawn on the way! Three clients scheduled for today, if they all hold. Continue to have 2 or 3 new clients every week - that is a wonderful thing! I've warned the family (extended) that I will be taking pictures on Easter! I talk about most of these people and it would be nice to get a pic of them in my albums. My Mom will have fits over the pics, but she'll deal! Lots of cute little ones in my extended family, especially the new baby! Such a sweetie he is! Guess I should hit the road! Have a wonderful day everyone! Much love and warm hugs for one and all! Blessings to all my friends all over the world! I love you all so v

He Will Know . . . .
Dear He Who Knows, You know who you are, I need not say your name. You are the one I think of more than myself. You are the one who can turn my thoughts from sadness to joy. You are the one I worry about at night when I go to bed, and hope it was all for nothing when I awake. You are the one who knows me better than all others. The one I can tell my everything to. The one who has seen the truth that hides in my eyes. The one who has heard the truth escape my lips. The one who doesn't run when that truth is learned. You are the one I need to grab. The one I need to hold. The one I need to never let go of. The one I need to find.

Where Are The Fans???
I can't stand Sanjaya staying on the American Idol show this season as much as the next person. My stomach just ties into a curl each week as he reappears. Howard Stern is behind the ploy to vote for the worst, which is why supposedly that the worst has kept flying through the rankings each week and has managed to stay on despite that there are many other talented singers who certainly deserve to remain. The first knee jerk reaction I have is, "If Sanjaya actually wins, I am not watching the American Idol ever again!" But wait. Is that what, perhaps, Howard Stern's true goal is? If I, and all the American Idol fans who are soured by these antics, do suddenly not watch the show any more, then Howard Stern wins with his antics. Can't help but wonder it the American Idol folks aren't secretly behind this in order to add controversy? or, maybe they had a bet with Howard Stern saying that their fans would outvote whatever votes that he would drive up because the fans would be determin

"day In Day Out" Poem
Day in day out, Work today work tomarrow. I don't know why, It bothers me so. What I need no one wants to give. When I think it only brings sorrow. So I dwell in the halls of lone. When I'm not working, Im in a constant point of contention. The superfilious amout of time on hand, to grunt a grone. There has to be someone out there, to give me their time and speculation. If my life keep going how it has, I will be regressed, into a dossile drown. I have nothing to strive for except the constant compitishion. There is no exeptions for comming in second. There is only first, but with that I'm prown. TO THE... Day In Day Out, I have no one to blame,... ...But myself. ©Nojjoy

Been Busy
DAUGHTER HAD HER..hysterectomy LAST FRIDAY.. AND HUSBAND HAD HIS TEETH PULLED TOO.. SO HAS HIS NEW TEETH NOW.. SO HES PRETTY GOOD SO DONT HAVE TO TAKE CARE OF HIM SO NOW TAKING CARE OF DAUGHTER SO I AM AT HER PLACE ALL DAY.. DOING LANSDRY.. COOKING.. ALL THAT STUFF AND TAKING CARE OF GRANDKIDS.. SO NO TIME TO BE HERE AND COMENT.. ONLY HAVE A FEW MINS EACH MORNING.. BUT I AM THINKING OF YOU ALL AND HOPE YOU ALL ARE DOING GOOD.. KEEP IN TOUCH AND HOPE YOU HAVE A GREAT WEEK.. HUGSS LOVE GERI!~ THNAKS FOR ALL YOU COMENT TO ME .. MEANS A LOT..;).. Get more @ CherryTagz.com

The Most Functional English Word:
THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD: Well, it's shit... that's right, shit! Shit may just be the most functional word in the English language. Consider: You can get shit-faced, Be shit-out-of-luck, Or have shit for brains. With a little effort, you can get your shit together, find a place for your shit, or be asked to shit or get off the pot. You can smoke shit, buy shit, sell shit, lose shit, find shit, forget shit, and tell others to eat shit. Some people know their shit, while others can't tell the difference between shit and shineola. There are lucky shits, dumb shits, and crazy shits. There is bull shit, horse shit, and chicken shit. You can throw shit, sling shit, catch shit, shoot the shit, or duck when the shit hits the fan. You can give a shit or serve shit on a shingle. You can find yourself in deep shit or be happier than a pig in shit. Some days are colder than shit, some days are hotter than shit, and some days are just plain shitty. Some

Things My Mother Taught Me
Things my mother taught me 1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE . "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning." 2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of the carpet." 3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!" 4. My mother taught me LOGIC " Because I said so, that's why." 5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. "If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me." 6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident." 7. My mother taught me IRONY. "Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about." 8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth and eat your supper." 9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. "Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!" 10

Xxx Story
KIDNAPPED Amanda hurried through the heavily falling snow on the way to her dorm room from the library. She wondered to herself why she had forgotten to wear a warmer coat and shivered against the cold evening air. She muttered, "Michigan in the winter, I must be nuts!!!" Being a blonde blue eyed California girl it was a total surprise to her folks and friends when she chose to attend college 2000 miles from home in what could be described as less than ideal weather. The full ride scholarship to The University of Michigan was just to good to pass up. Being valedictorian of her senior class in high school with an emphasis on math and science made her first class engineering material, and being a female didn't hurt either as all the major schools were looking to place women and minorities in their advanced programs usually reserved for males. Although she didn't look it, underneath that stunningly beautiful exterior beat the heart of a true scientist. Lost in thought and concentratin

Just Me
been a great Week so far. Getting together with long lost friends, moving on with my life and just being out driving with the top down on my car and the sind blowing in my hair. Life can't get any better then this.

Poem #55
To love is to share life together to build special plans just for two to work side by side and then smile with pride as one by one, dreams all come true. To love is to help and encourage with smiles and sincere words of praise to take time to share to listen and care in tender, affectionate ways. To love is to have someone special one who you can always depend to be there through the years sharing laughter and tears as a partner, a lover, a friend. To love is to make special memories of moments you love to recall of all the good things that sharing life brings love is the greatest of all. I've learned the full meaning of sharing and caring and having my dreams all come true; I've learned the full meaning of being in love by being and loving with you.

Temptation Is Always There
There are things in life. that call to us, Temptation is always there, There are things we do.. that it wants, Temptation is always there, Torturous tidbits of tantalizing trickery. Temptation is always there, Tremendous turmoil invoking Temperament, Temptation is always there, Treacherous tendencies that torment us, Temptation is always there, It come to us.. at our highest peaks, It taunts us.. on our lowest of low, Temptation is always there, Terrorizing tendencies that target our ego, It's the telescope of our internal id, Temptation is always there, By it...... I mean we...... are always there. Nojjoy©2006 yes I know that was is a little tautological

The Exploration Of Who You Are,
People should focus on the exploration of who they are, Not what society decides... to set at it's par, It does tend to be difficult... from time to time, It's just like coming up with that next.. that next... with that next rhyme, Life becomes cloudy, things don't make sense, Then the fog starts to clear, with everything pass tense. A sudden sense of knowing... A EPIPHANY.. it illuminates the point of confusion, You have taken one more step in the long walk of life, one of many conclusions, The who you are, and how you think,.. is that much closer.. to who you really are, And that may be the solution. Nojjoy 2006

Drunkin Billiards Is A Art.
Drunkin billiards is a art. It is the ability to see straight lines even if your not able to walk in one. It is the ability to decipher wich one of the three cue balls is the real one. It is the ability to focus on the game and not every piece of ass that walks by as you take your shot. Its the ability to have fun at something even when your losing. Playing Drunkin Billiards is truly the yoga of the alcoholic

Driving Me Grayzy!
I haven't gotten married or had kids for a reason. I'm married to my job. My employees might as well be my kids. So far this month one of them has wound up in the hospital...apparently she didn't listen to the doctor's instructions with regards to her birth control patch because she was still smoking...and wound up with multiple blood clots. At 23. She's lucky she's alive. Then there was the employee who was freaking out and informed me that he'd gotten his girlfriend pregnant. And that his life was over because he was going to HAVE to get married. I talked to him for a while...they've decided not to rush things simply because she was pregnant. Good decision on his part. Even more, there was my other two employees..one who had something poured into the gas tank of his vehicle causing it to seize while he was on the interstate...and the other one who's electrical system decided to short leaving him 45 min from home with no headlights at 11 at night. But helping them

Poems
Sometimes I think I know, Everthing is clear as day, Then things get cloudy, As I stare in dismay, So I begin to wonder and my mind becomes rowdy, My life starts to crumble from rought to decay, I think to hard, nothing makes sence, Existence is a jigsaw puzzle, jubbeld and array, The fog starts to clear, as everthing was pastence, I pick up the pieces, and start to look around, It was all a bad dream called life, The ultimite ROLLER COASTER of ups and downs. ©Nojjoy

The Healing Decree
I am a being of violent fire, I am the purity the universe(God) desires" it is a healing decree that is very helpful just surround yourself in the violet flame (imagine it..lol) and say this 3x. whenever you feel a need to.

You Are
You are my sun in the morning my moon at night You lift me up and together we take flight You show me the rainbows when all I see is rain You make me smile when all I feel is pain When I see the darkness You show me the light You make life seem so bright You are in my heart You are in my soul You are my lover, My forever friend

Ivf
I V F Women could face IVF 'rationing' Tens of thousands of women face having their fertility treatment rationed amid fears over multiple births which can put the lives of mothers and babies at risk. The Human Fertilisation and Embryology Authority (HFEA) is considering sanctions for clinics that produce too many sets of twins or triplets. A 10 per cent cap on the rate of twins, from the total number of live births each year, could be introduced for UK centres. Possible sanctions include clinics having their "non-compliance" with the target brought up at licence renewal meetings. Options being examined over a three-month period by the HFEA focus on the use of "single embryo transfers", where one embryo is transferred per IVF cycle. At present, doctors have more of a free rein over the numbers transferred but women are not usually given more than two embryos per cycle. Under the proposals, most women would receive only one embryo at a time but older women or thos

Guess Our National Leaders Didn't Expect This, Hmm?
Guess our national leaders didn't expect this, hmm? On Thursday, Darrell Scott, the father of Rachel Scott, a victim of the Columbine High School shootings in Littleton , Colorado , was invited to address the House Judiciary Committee's subcommittee. What he said to our national leaders during this special session of Congress was painfully truthful. They were not prepared for what he was to say, nor was it received well. It needs to be heard by every parent, every teacher, every politician, every sociologist, every psychologist, and every so-called expert! These courageous words spoken by Darrell Scott are powerful, penetrating, and deeply personal. There is no doubt that God sent this man as a voice crying in the wilderness. The following is a portion of the transcript: "Since the dawn of creation there has been both good & evil in the hearts of men and women. We all contain the seeds of kindness or the seeds of violence. The death of my wonderful daughter, Rachel Joy Scott, a

I'm Not Messing With The Sex Fairy
This is hilarious! Be sure to read the warning at the bottom. I didn't change a word! I'm not messing with the Sex Fairy! 1. Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when women make love they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which makes hair shine and skin smooth. ============= 2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced cleanses the pores and makes your skin glow. ============= 3. Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled on during that romantic dinner. ============= 4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up. It stretches and tones up just about every muscle in the body. It's more enjoyable than swimming 20 laps, and you don't need special sneakers! ============= 5. Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases endorphins into the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria and leaving you with a feeling of well-being. == =========== 6. The more sex y

Life's Journey
Life's Journey ~~ Life is a journey through many terrains, from gardens of pleasure to deserts of pain. From an ocean of love to a jungle of hate, from mountains of glory to canyons of fate. There's a highway for joy and a highway for sorrow, a road for today and a road for tomorrow, so choose your path wisely and walk it with care. If you follow your heart, you'll find your way there. I've been to the garden and planted seeds there, I've been to the desert and felt the despair. I've swam in the ocean and drank of it's wine, {and I've soared the skies through the clouds}. I climbed up the mountain to touch the sky, I went to the canyon and started to cry. I've traveled both highways: both today and tomorrow; I've basked in the joy and wallowed in sorrow. My Path has been chosen and I've walked it with care; I followed my heart and I'm on my way there. So I'll just keep walking till I find what I'm after, to mountains and oceans and gard

Too My Friends
IF I'M DELETED FOR SOME ODD REASON I AIN'T COMEING BACK I'LL MISS YOU ALL I HAVE THIS STALKER THATS BEEN MAKING ME AN MY WIFE LIFE HELL FOR THE PAST 2 MONTHS SHES STEALS OUR PICS GO'S TOO OTHER SITE SAYING SHES US AN ITS JUST GETTING OLD

Why We Ride
There is cold, and there is cold on a motorcycle. Cold on a motorcycle is like being beaten with cold hammers while being kicked with cold boots, a bone bruising cold. The wind's big hands squeeze the heat out of my body and whisk it away; caught in a cold October rain, the drops don't even feel like water. They feel like shards of bone fallen from the skies of Hell to pock my face. I expect to arrive with my cheeks and forehead streaked with blood, but that's just an illusion, just the misery of nerves not designed for highway speeds. Despite this, it's hard to give up my motorcycle in the fall and I rush to get it on the road again in the spring; lapses of sanity like this are common among motorcyclists. When you let a motorcycle into your life you're changed forever. The letters "MC" are stamped on your driver's license right next to your sex and height as if "motorcycle" was just another of your physical characteristics, or maybe a mental condition. But when warm we

A True Soul Mate
Only once in your life, I truly believe, you find someone who can completely turn your world around. You tell them things that you've never shared with another soul and they absorb everything you say and actually want to hear more. You share hopes for the future, dreams that will never come true, goals that were never achieved and the many disappointments life has thrown at you. When something wonderful happens, you can't wait to tell them about it, knowing they will share in your excitement. They are not embarrassed to cry with you when you are hurting or laugh with you when you make a fool of yourself. Never do they hurt your feelings or make you feel like you are not good enough, but rather they build you up and show you the things about yourself that make you special and even beautiful. There is never any pressure, jealousy or competition but only a quiet calmness when they are around. You can be yourself and not worry about what they will think of you

The Ways Of Men
The Whys of Men 1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX? (Because they are plugged into a genius) 2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX? (They don't have enough time) 3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG? (They don't stop to ask directions) 4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS? (Because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor lock) (You're laughing, aren't you?!?!) 5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS? (So they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties) 6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN? (You need a rough draft before you make a final copy) 7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN? (Don't know.....it never happened) (C'mon guys, we laugh at your Blonde jokes!) And the personal favorite: 8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH? (Because a vibrator can't mow the lawn)

Grandma's Boyfriend
A 5-year-old boy went to visit his grandmother one day. Playing with his toys in her bedroom while grandma was dusting, He looked up and said,"Grandma, how come you don't have a Boyfriend now that Grandpa went to heaven?" Grandma replied,"Honey, my TV is my boyfriend. I can sit in my bedroom and watch it all day long. The religious programs make me feel good and the comedies make me laugh. I'm happy with my TV as my boyfriend." Grandma turned on the TV, and the reception was terrible. She started adjusting the knobs, trying to get the picture in focus. Frustrated, she started hitting the backside of the TV hoping to fix the problem. The little boy heard the doorbell ring, so he hurried to open the door. There stood Grandma's minister. The minister said, "Hello, son, is your Grandma home?" The little boy replied, "Yep , she's in the bedroom bangin' her boyfriend." The minister fainted.

What Love Is
It is Love that gives me purpose to change and grow and learn. It is Love that guides me on this path and helps me choose each turn. It is Love that gives me courage to stand against my fears; to open up my heart to you, to let you see my tears. It is Love that gives me trust and hope when little things go wrong. When distance stands between us, it is Love that keeps us strong. It is Love that offers harmony and a friendship that is true. How wonderful that I can share a Love like this with you! (Poem links to original/author)

Love Defined
What is love, but an emotion, So strong and so pure, That nurtured and shared with another All tests it will endure? What is love, but a force To bring the mighty low, With the strength to shame the mountains And halt time’s ceaseless flow? What is love, but a triumph, A glorious goal attained, The union of two souls, two hearts A bond the angels have ordained? What is love, but a champion, To cast the tyrant from his throne, And raise the flag of truth and peace, And fear of death o’erthrow? What is love, but a beacon, To guide the wayward heart, A blazing light upon the shoals That dash cherished dreams apart? And what is love, but forever, Eternal and sincere, A flame that through wax and wane Will outlive life’s brief years? So I’ll tell it on the mountaintops, In all places high and low, That love for you is my reason to be, And will never break or bow. (Poem links to original/author)

Tenderheart
Wandering through an aimless life, I came across a tender heart Who made a great impression, Right from the very start. I could tell that he once glittered In a better yesterday, But invested in those not worthy, Now the years have quickly slipped away. Shattered dreams and broken promises Restarts that will not end. Searching in a hardened world For another tender-hearted friend. A heart of gold, so full of love. But it's buried deep within Where others could not see it, For it fears to love again. Skeptical now of all around, Less hopeful day by day. Tired of chasing rainbows Falsely put within the way. I know that path which you have traveled, For I've made that journey, too While searching for the tenderheart That I've finally found in you. (Poem links to original/author)

Need Someone
A farmer had some puppies he needed to sell. He painted a sign advertising the 4 pups and set about nailing it to a post on the edge of his yard. As he was driving the last nail into the post, he felt a tug on his overalls. He looked down into the eyes of a little boy. "Mister," he said, "I want to buy 'one of your puppies." "Well," said the farmer, as he rubbed the sweat off the back of his neck, "These puppies come from fine parents and cost a good deal of money." The boy dropped his head for a moment. Then reaching deep into his pocket, he pulled out a handful of change and held it up to the farmer. "I've got thirty-nine cents. Is that enough to take a look! ?" "Sure," said the farmer. And with that he let out a whistle. "Here, Dolly!" he called. Out from the doghouse and down the ramp ran Dolly followed by four little balls of fur. The little boy pressed his face against the chain link fence. His eyes danced with delight. As the dogs made their way to the fence

Chapter 15 { The Hound Of The Baskervills
Chapter 15. A Retrospection It was the end of November, and Holmes and I sat, upon a raw and foggy night, on either side of a blazing fire in our sitting-room in Baker Street. Since the tragic upshot of our visit to Devonshire he had been engaged in two affairs of the utmost importance, in the first of which he had exposed the atrocious conduct of Colonel Upwood in connection with the famous card scandal of the Nonpareil Club, while in the second he had defended the unfortunate Mme. Montpensier from the charge of murder which hung over her in connection with the death of her step-daughter, Mlle. Carere, the young lady who, as it will be remembered, was found six months later alive and married in New York. My friend was in excellent spirits over the success which had attended a succession of difficult and important cases, so that I was able to induce him to discuss the details of the Baskerville mystery. I had waited patiently for the opportunity for I was aware that he would never p

These Seven Words
When I'm with you, eternity is a step away, my love continues to grow, with each passing day. This treasure of love, I cherish within my soul, how much I love you... you'll never really know. You bring a joy to my heart, I've never felt before, with each touch of your hand, I love you more and more. Whenever we say goodbye, whenever we part, know I hold you dearly, deep inside my heart. So these seven words, I pray you hold true, "Forever And Always, I Will Love You." (Poem links to original/author)

You're An Extreme Redneck When.....
1. You let your 14-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids. 2. The Blue Book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas is in it. 3. You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws. 4. You think a woman who is "out of your league" bowls on a different night. 5. You wonder how service stations keep their rest-rooms so clean. 6. Someone in your family died right after saying, "Hey, guys, watch this." 7. You think Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader. 8. Your wife's hairdo was once ruined by a ceiling fan. 9. Your junior prom offered day care. 10. You think the last words of the "Star-spangled Banner" are "Gentlemen, start your engines." 11. You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off its wheels. 12. The Halloween pumpkin on your porch has more teeth than your spouse. 13. Yo

Wednesday Links: Whip 'em Out Wednesday, Webcam Girls, Quentin Tarantino Video, Boobs On Paltalk, New Videos
Oh boy... Boobies on Paltalk... you girls sure start early, don't you... sheesh. LISTEN TO TODAY'S SHOW ON AUDIBLE (link usually active by 3pm EST) It's Whip 'em Out Wednesday and FINALLY warming up in New York. SO warm in fact, that you may actually see a pair of bosoms... You should probably make sure you have a WOW Sticker if you want to partake in this goodness. There's a few ways to go about it: 1. GO TO THIS LINK FILL OUT THE FORM, AND WE WILL MAIL YOU ONE. 2. Send a self-addressed, stamped envelope (NOT A SMALL ONE, DUMMIES) to: The Opie and Anthony Show WOW Sticker Requests 111 West 57th Street Suite 500 New York, NY 10019 3. Get yourself an OFFICIAL WOW T-SHIRT!. Don Imus has been known to wear one his show (we know because we've seen it on MSNBC. CLICK HERE AND GET A SHIRT...DAG NABBIT... and be like Imus. Speaking of SHIRTS, check out what WE do now... ORDER YOURS TODAY (male and female sizes available) STILL NEED MORE BO

Chapter 14 { The Hound Of The Baskervills
Chapter 14. The Hound of the Baskervilles One of Sherlock Holmes's defects--if, indeed, one may call it a defect--was that he was exceedingly loath to communicate his full plans to any other person until the instant of their fulfilment. Partly it came no doubt from his own masterful nature, which loved to dominate and surprise those who were around him. Partly also from his professional caution, which urged him never to take any chances. The result, however, was very trying for those who were acting as his agents and assistants. I had often suffered under it, but never more so than during that long drive in the darkness. The great ordeal was in front of us; at last we were about to make our final effort, and yet Holmes had said nothing, and I could only surmise what his course of action would be. My nerves thrilled with anticipation when at last the cold wind upon our faces and the dark, void spaces on either side of the narrow road told me that we were back upon the moor once again

Erin's Dream
So she keeps having this tattoo dream, where we go to a bar and my tattoo guy Jeff is the bartender. We talk to him about getting tattoos, and he says come on up. We are going up to his tattoo parlor. So the three of us go upstairs. Erin is nervous, as anyone getting a tattoo usually is, I have lots and still get nervous everytime I get one. Is it going to hurt, or is it going to put me to sleep? So Erin lays down on her stomach, and I straddle her hips and give her a lower back massage, to take her attention away from the tattoo. Before she knows it, the tattoo is all done. She asks will I be getting one. My reply is simple "I already got one" I remove my shirt, and stand next to her. Our tattoo's tell a story, going from me to her, It begins on my back and ends on hers. It is the story we can't seem to tell in words. It is beautiful, beyond words. It is flowers and pain, and love and dismay. It is what we are to each other. She is my sister, maybe not blood, but she i

Chapter 22 { The Invisibel Man
XXII. IN THE EMPORIUM "So last January, with the beginnings of a snowstorm in the air about me -- and if it settled on me it would betray me! -- weary, cold, painful, inexpressibly wretched, and still but half convinced of my invisible quality, I began this new life to which I am committed. I had no refuge, no appliances, no human being in the world in whom I could confide. To have told my secret would have given me away -- made a mere show and rarity of me. Nevertheless, I was half minded to accost some passer-by and throw myself upon his mercy. But I knew too clearly the terror and brutal cruelty my advances would evoke. I made no plans in the street. My sole object was to get shelter from the snow, to get myself covered and warm; then I might hope to plan. But even to me, an Invisible Man, the rows of London houses stood latched, barred, and bolted impregnably. "Only one thing could I see clearly before me, the cold exposure and misery of the snowstorm and the night. "And t

"tenderheart"
Wandering through an aimless life, I came across a tender heart Who made a great impression, Right from the very start. I could tell that he once glittered In a better yesterday, But invested in those not worthy, Now the years have quickly slipped away. Shattered dreams and broken promises Restarts that will not end. Searching in a hardened world For another tender-hearted friend. A heart of gold, so full of love. But it's buried deep within Where others could not see it, For it fears to love again. Skeptical now of all around, Less hopeful day by day. Tired of chasing rainbows Falsely put within the way. I know that path which you have traveled, For I've made that journey, too While searching for the tenderheart That I've finally found in you.

Opposite Sex Bashing...or Same Sex..which Is Worse?
Good Morning, whewy a late start to writing anything always turns into a bashing of something and since I already did my Tuesday Tirade on the Bishop Community College yesterday I will pick on …men… I mean talk about men. Ever notice that a man can cut down another man and it is not personal. But, have a woman cut down another man… ut-oh then the fangs come out and the words start rhyming with Itch. Switch, Banish…just kidding… but it seems when guys cut down other guys there are always boundaries one does not cross into. Like the point of no return. Once one delves into that area. Well just say friendships are lost and never ever really the same. But let’s curtail that talk for a minute and back up to why can another man, guy, boy whom-ever pick on another guy, man boy and it’s all fair but the woman aspect of it makes it mean.? Same thing true when a Man picks on a gal, girl, woman… so on and so forth. What is our deals? Why do we have such a hard time with opposite sex’s remarks on

I Was Bored... What Can I Say?
Virgo You are shy at first, and because of that, it is hard for you to find lots of random sex partners. You are very intelligent and very into sex. You will only have sex with clean people, because you are afraid of getting an STD. You are also very kinky and imaginative in the sack. Your partners always have a hard time keeping up with you. Sex matches: Taurus, Capricorn, Scorpio Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com You have a sexual IQ of 131 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com Using your body Your sexual hidden talent is using your body's natural charm and beauty to seduce your partner. You are all about having the perfect body/looking good for your partner - and it does the trick every time. Take this quiz at QuizUn

My Feelings
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5 Days Until I Come :)
woo hoo, my FREE $500 Target Gift Card came in the mail yesterday. What should I go buy? :P It's another one of those sites that hook you up for taking a 30 sec survey and entering your email address. I can't believe how easy it is to get free stuff nowadays. Just need to know the right places to look =) Anyways heres the site since I'm so nice haha. Just click HERE! Easy as hell lol to complete lol. Hit me up if you got any questions. pharbitis

Friends
Did Anyone Ever Tell You, Just How Special You Are The Light that You Emit Might even Light a Star Did Anyone Ever Tell You How Important You Make Others Feel Somebody out here is Smiling About Love that is so Real Did Anyone Ever Tell You Many Times, When They were Sad Your E-mail made Them Smile a bit In Fact It made Them Glad For the Time You Spend Sending Things And Sharing whatever You Find There are No Words to Thank You But Somebody, Thinks You're Fine Did Anyone Ever Tell You Just How Much They Like You Well, My Dearest "Online " Friend Today I am Telling You I HOPE I GET THIS BACK I believe that without a friend you are missing out on a lot!!! Don't be confused by friends and acquaintances, there is a difference! Because I care about you, It's national care week .. . . and you get to send messages to all your friends telling them that you care about them and make them feel good about themselves and if they write back . (just on

Suddenly
THE LIGHT BREAKS THROUGH, THE DARKNESS STANDS FIRM, THAT NOTHING HAS PIERCED THROUGH, WHAT ONLY MEANT TO EARN, AND ON MY OWN I SEE, THIS WORLD I SET ASIDE, IN THE END I'M ONLY ME, NOTHING CHANGES IN MY EYES, I SET MY ARMOR DOWN, AND WAIT FOR WHAT I SEEK, AFRAID THAT ALL AROUND, EXPOSING THAT I'M WEAK, INSIDE I FIGHT MY TEARS, WHEN A SMILE HIDES IT ALL, NO ONE KNOWS MY FEARS, NO ONE SEES ME FALL, AND YET I HAND TO YOU, EVERYTHING I AM, VULNERABLE AND NEW, REACHING OUT MY HAND, YOU KISS THE TEARS SO FAR BENEATH, SOMEHOW PEEKING THROUGH, I FEEL YOU EVERY TIME I BREATHE, IN EVERYTHING I DO.

Zim Opposition Leader Calls On Mbeki To Act
Visit cB_sTuD's website Zimbabwe’s opposition leader Morgan Tsvangirai called on Monday on South African President Thabo Mbeki to move rapidly to defuse the escalating political crisis across his northern border. “It is critical that President Mbeki act quickly and decisively to halt the suffering of millions of Zimbabweans,” Tsvangirai told journalists. “There is no time to waste,” Tsvangirai added during a visit to Johannesburg, South Africa, for medical treatment. The Southern African Development Community’s (SADC) decision to appoint President Thabo Mbeki as mediator in Zimbabwe was both lauded and ridiculed on Friday. “The Inkatha Freedom Party welcomes SADC’s decision to call on President Thabo Mbeki to lead efforts to promote discussions between rival political parties in Zimbabwe,” IFP spokesperson Ben Skosana said in a statement.The party had recently called for an honest broker, such as Mbeki, to organise all relevant factions in Zimbabwe to start negotiating.

Burgers :)
You know, when people say nothing is free, they are WRONG! I used to think like that too until I received my FREE Gucci Bag yesterday (thank you UPS guy!) Remember that site I showed you guys a few weeks ago where you take a 30 second survey and enter your email address and they'd send you a FREE Gucci Bag just for participating ... and you guys laughed at me saying they would never send it? Whos laughing now huh? =P Okay, I'll admit I didn't think I would get it either, but I figured what do I have to lose ... 27 seconds of my time? Big deal. Guess it was worth it afterall! Anyways, I just checked and the offer is still up, so if you guys want to get one, just click HERE. You can keep it, sell it, give it away as a gift etc etc. Who cares!!! It's worth over $1,000. 0 Gucci baby! 1 Hit me up if you want to see mine =)

My Feelings
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Dog And Cat Diary
>>>> Excerpts from a Dog's Diary >>>> >>>> 6:00am - At last! I Go Pee! My favorite thing! >>>> >>>> 8:00 am - Dog food! My favorite thing! >>>> >>>> 9:30 am - A car ride! My favorite thing! >>>> >>>> 9:40 am - A walk in the park! My favorite thing! >>>> >>>> 10:30am - Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing! >>>> >>>> 12:00pm - Lunch! My favorite thing! >>>> >>>> 1:00 pm - Played in the yard! My favorite thing! >>>> >>>> 3:00 pm - Wagged my tail! My favorite thing! >>>> >>>> 5:00 pm - Milk bones! My favorite thing! >>>> >>>> 6:00 pm - They're home! My favorite thing! >>>> >>>> 7:00 pm - Got to play ball! My favorite thing! >>>> >>>> 8:00 pm - Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favorite thing! >>>> >>>> 11:00 pm - Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing! >>>> >>>> >>>> Excerpts from a Cat's Diary >>>> Day 983 of my captivity. My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre >>>> little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the >>>> other

Tomb Of The Unknown Soldier
This is really an awesome sight to watch if you've never had the chance. Very fascinating. Tomb of the Unknown Soldier: 1. How many steps does the guard take during his walk across the tomb of the Unknowns and why? 21 steps. It alludes to the twenty-one gun salute, which is the highest honor given any military or foreign dignitary. 2. How long does he hesitate after his about face to begin his return walk and why? 21 seconds for the same reason as answer number 1. 3. Why are his gloves wet? His gloves are moistened to prevent his losing his grip on the rifle. 4. Does he carry his rifle on the same shoulder all the time and if not, why not? He carries the rifle on the shoulder away from the tomb. After his march across the path, he executes an about face and moves the rifle to the outside shoulder. 5. How often are the guards changed? Guards are changed every thirty minutes, twenty-four hours a day, 365 days a year. 6. What are the physical t

Morning Comment
CT has been messing up this morning, so I am gonna send out my morning comment (I Hope) This Way...Love you all, you know who you are. Get more @ CherryTagz.com Please let me know that you saw it! Love and lots of Hugs....M'Lady Tina

Marvin
Last September, my younger sister and me went to visit our older sister in Spain, where she lives. The ‘holiday’ itself wasn’t that great. I didn’t get on with my sister’s then boyfriend, the house is suffering from subsidence and Spain had the worst rain it has had for 70 years. There were two highlights though. One was the day we spent at Mount Caro (pics in the Spain folder in my photos). The other was when we had a visit from Arnau’s (that’s my sister now ex) friend Seb and his son, Marvin. Seb was one of the nicest French guys I’ve met. He was quite quiet and claimed his English wasn’t great, but it was good enough to have me cracked up, deliberately, more than once. I think anyone who can be funny in a language other than their first is something of a genius. Marvin was brilliant. At the time he was four. He chatted away constantly in a mixture of French, English, Spanish and kid the whole time he was awake, and spent most of the evening making paper planes with my younger sister

Another Survey...
Odd Facts about MEDO YOU SNORE?:I guess I do! LOL! LOVER OR A FIGHTER?:I am a lover first but I will fight if need be! WHAT'S YOUR WORST FEAR?:Failure and being alone for the rest of my life. AS A KID, WERE YOU A LEGO BUILDER?:Yup! WHAT DO YOU THINK OF "REALITY TV"?:Most of them are shit! DO YOU CHEW ON YOUR STRAWS?:Nope WERE YOU A CUTE BABY?:I think so! lol HOW IS THE SINGLE LIFE FOR YOU?:Lonely...... WHAT COLOR IS YOUR KEYBOARD?:2 different shades of grey. DO YOU SING IN THE SHOWER?:Nope HAVE YOU EVER BUNGEE JUMPED?:Nope ANY SECRET TALENTS?:LMAO!!! You would have to ask someone else! WHAT'S YOUR IDEAL VACATION SPOT?:Las Vegas! HAVE YOU EATEN SUSHI?:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! HAVE YOU SEEN THE MOVIE "DONNIE DARKO"?:Nope DO YOU GIVE A DARN ABOUT THE OZONE?:YES I DO!!!!! HOW MANY LICKS DOES IT TAKE TO GET TO THE CENTER OF A TOOTSIE POP?:LMAO!!! It's different every time!!!!! CAN YOU SING THE ALPHABET BACKWARDS?:HELL NO! HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ON AN AIRPLANE?:Yep! ARE SPEEDO'S HOT?:HELL NO!!!!!!!!!!

Who Is Chris (sanity's Oposition)
Well if u want a glimpse into my soul, Im a passionate person, In life, In Love, and anything else I come upon, Spontaneous, I walk my path and regret nothing, My goals my ambitions, To call me an optimist would be an insult, an optimist distorts reality to escape the pain and suffering that is life, and to say im a pessimist would show u your own ignorance, I am me, a man who looks at the glass as both half empty ad half full, to truly understand life u look from all perspectives. otherwise you miss out on the full picture. this is a glimpse at who i am, but there is much more, I hope you keep up with these blogs, and get to know me, I will always display who i am, I am not ashamed of my life, therefore i will not hide it from u.

The Word "shit"
THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD: Well, it's shit... that's right, shit! Shit may just be the most functional word in the English language. Consider: You can get shit-faced, Be shit-out-of-luck, Or have shit for brains. With a little effort, you can get your shit together, find a place for your shit, or be asked to shit or get off the pot. You can smoke shit, buy shit, sell shit, lose shit, find shit, forget shit, and tell others to eat shit. Some people know their shit, while others can't tell the difference between shit and shineola. There are lucky shits, dumb shits, and crazy shits. There is bull shit, horse shit, and chicken shit. You can throw shit, sling shit, catch shit, shoot the shit, or duck when the shit hits the fan. You can give a shit or serve shit on a shingle. You can find yourself in deep shit or be happier than a pig in shit. Some days are colder than shit, some days are hotter than shit, and some days are just plain shitty. Some

True Or False
TRUE or FALSE Can you guess which of the following are true and which are false? 1. Apples, not caffeine, are more efficient at waking you up in the morning. 2. Alfred Hitchcock didn't have a belly button. 3. A pack-a-day smoker will lose approximately 2 teeth every 10 years. 4. People do not get sick from cold weather; it's from being indoors a lot more. 5. When you sneeze, all bodily functions stop, even your heart! 6. Only 7 per cent of the population are lefties. 7. Forty people are sent to the hospital for dog bites every minute. 8. Babies are born without kneecaps. They don't appear until they are 2-6 years old. 9. The average person over 50 will have spent 5 years waiting in lines. 10. The toothbrush was invented in 1498. 11. The average housefly lives for one month. 12. 40,000 Americans are injured by toilets each year. 13. A coat hanger is 44 inches long when straightened. 14. The average computer user blinks 7 times a minute. 15. Y

Love?!!
I am falling, but standing on solid ground. this vast abyss drowning. I don't know how i ended up here, why for me is love a beast i must fight with such a force, Medusa's eyes the gaze turns me to stone. I cannot win no mater what road i choose, i did not chose this emotion of love, nor does it's company bring m solace. I am in it's grip seeing the nature, not knowing how to let go, but not knowing how to hold on. My path is set, I will no longer fight, wherever this road goes i will walk with the faith that in the end all roads lead to destiny, and my destiny, though unknown will make itself known.

Loooooooong Survey!!!
One Damn Long Survey (Guarenteed To Kill A Few Hours)*~ Simple Questions ~*Full Name::Dawn M. Nickname(s)::Dawner..... Where you named after anyone?::I don't think so..... Sex::Female Straight, Gay, or Bi?::Bi Ethnical Background/Skin Color::Pasty white Eyes::Blue/green Hair::Brown Height::5' 5" Weight::Around 200 Shoe Size::10 Parents Names/Ages::Mark 55 Jerri Lynn 55 Siblings Names/Ages::Julie 34 Mark 27 Are your parents married or separated?:Married for 27 years Pets?::None Birthday::July 29th Western Zodiac Sign::Leo Chinese Zodiac Sign::No clue! Address::Wouldn't you like to know!!!!! What kind of house do you have?::Townhome Religion::None really. Righty or Lefty?::Righty Do you have legs?::Ummmmm, YEP! I have 2!!!!! Marital Status::Single, never married! Anyone interested???? LOL! Are you an organ donor?::I sure am!!! Are you???? Do you have a driver's license/permit?::Yup! Do you own a car?::Nope! Not anymore!!! Thanks alot Jason! :( What kind of car do you have/want?::

Why I Love You
I love you when you try to say what you mean and end up confuseing everybody. Somtimes yourself, too. I love you when you try to keep secrets from me, but end up telling me anyway. I love you when you get mad at me, then hug me two minutes later. I love you when you put the soap on the top ledge of the shower. I love you when you make me mad, then madder because you make me happy again. I love you when you listen to me complain about something stupid, when something important happened to you. I love you when you make up games out of nothing, and all of a sudden they have a mountain of rules. Even though they didn't excist five minutes ago. I love you when you cuddle with me, it's hard to sleep without you now. I love you when you tell me you'll never leave me, and mean it. I love you when your depressed, because it makes you look human, even though you scare me sometimes. I love you when you fling me over your shoulder, it's just cute. I love you when you forget what I tell

Update
Hello everyone! This is my first blog and since I have been away from CherryTAP for a little while and here shortly I will be gone again for a couple more weeks, I just wanted to inform everyone that is on my friends list and fan list that if I have not rated or commented on your profile or photos to please send me a message so that I can do that before I disappear again. And also to let everyone know that I have added a guestbook to my profile, please stop in and sign it, if you have a guestbook let me know and I will drop in and leave some love for you. Have a pleasent time everyone. There will be more blogs to fallow within the next couple of days.

Bdsm
BDSM is any of a number of related patterns of human sexual behavior. The major subgroupings are described in the abbreviation "BDSM" itself: Bondage & discipline (B&D) Domination & submission (D&S) Sadism and masochism (or sadomasochism) (S&M) Many of the specific practices in BDSM are those which, if performed in neutral or nonsexual contexts, could be considered unpleasant, undesirable or abusive. For example, while pain, physical restraint and servitude are traditionally inflicted on persons against their will and to their detriment, in BDSM, these activities are engaged in with the mutual consent of the participants, and typically for mutual enjoyment. Any "consent" may or may not amount to legal consent and represent a defense to criminal liability for any injuries caused. I love using a safe word but its kind of difficult if you are gagged. I have yet to get my first collar so I have been improvising with a thick leather belt. The imagination just keeps going an

Fun With My Zoom H4
So, I bought this here Zoom H4 which.. lets call it a portable digital audio recording devices. It was, for me, a major investment. And um.. well it came in the mail this morning.. so its still very new to me and very exciting to me... I bought this thing.... well mainly for my podcast, I guess.. to try and make it better.. And I think it's ideal for that purpose.. and so I feel as if I'm going on a whole new adventure as far as this goes.. so allow me to tell you of my new adventure.. So you got this recording device.. and what you do is.. you carry it around with you, and you record your self speaking when you feel inspired to say something.. like if you feel you have something worth telling the world.. Or you just play with recording stuff.. and its like.. you tell this story.. and you create all these little bits of recorded moments.. and you explore the sounds of the world around you.. and you capture stuff... At the end of the day you have a hell of a lot of these l

Two Brooms
Two brooms were hanging in the closet and after a while they got to know each other so well, they decided to get married. One broom was, of course, the bride broom, the other the groom broom. The bride broom looked very beautiful in her white dress. The groom broom was handsome and suave in his tuxedo. The wedding was lovely. After the wedding, at the wedding dinner, the bride-broom leaned over and said to the groom-broom, "I think I am going to have a little dust broom!!!" "IMPOSSIBLE !!" said the groom broom . Are you ready for this? Brace yourself; this is going to hurt. "WE HAVEN'T EVEN SWEPT TOGETHER!" Oh for goodness sake... laugh, or at least groan. Life's too short not to enjoy... even these silly little cute..... and clean jokes Sounds to me like she's been "sweeping" around!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Stop The Madness!
Indian state bans sex education India's Maharashtra state has banned the introduction of sex education in schools after protests from legislators who say it will corrupt young minds. The move is being seen as a setback to central government efforts to introduce sex education in schools countrywide. Gujarat and Madhya Pradesh states recently announced similar decisions. India has the highest number of Aids patients in the world. However sex is still a taboo subject in many parts of the country. The Maharashtra government also said it will not be introducing sex education books as part of the Central Board of Secondary Education (CBSE) syllabus. India - the country that gave the world the Kama Sutra - still hesitates to talk about sex openly in the 21st Century. Despite the large number of patients suffering from HIV/Aids, sex - the word and subject - are taboo in many parts of the country and is not discussed as openly as in the cities. 'Social evils'

Bizzare!!!
I really don't even know when easter is. It might be fun to put weird things in eggs and have people look for them though. Maybe things like condoms, poprocks, flowers, maggots, insense, candles, hearts of small children, lighters, rocks, shot glasses, or whatefer random things you find along the roadsisde or something. I don't really know where I'm going with this. MInnie bottles would be cool, or you could put words and numbers on them in them, and you would have to do a skit based on the words, and drink according to the numbers, and the best skit would win a prize ? Ok, this was really just another picture bulliton, and I decieded to write something weird.

Whatever
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Dream Lover
There are days when I can't wait to get to sleep. I spend my days thinking about you, wanting to sleep so I can feel you. You, the one that is only in my dreams. One that I cannot see except when I succumb to my dreams. You know my heart as no other. Your simple caress releases a hunger which must be sated. Only you can give me such a sweet release. My prince, my soul. Come to me in the night. I long for the taste of you mouth as it takes mine. The hardness of you when we are flesh to flesh. The scent of your skin as I breathe is like no other in all the worlds. My dream lover, only you can quench my thirst. Only you set ablaze my soul, freeing it as we rise above the cares and worries left behind. Only you bring me to such ecstasy.

Hunger
Blue eyes shining like stars Strong muscular arms to hold her Voice that floats like velvet Caressing her innermost core He says her name, she comes alive Desire long locked away Set ablaze by his touch, his gaze The past disappears with one word His hands find her neck Slowly moving down her shoulders Massaging her arms, nuzzling her neck She breathes him in, finding herself His mouth claims hers Her tongue dances with his Their bodies slowly come together Entwining as one, flesh to flesh He tastes her skin With his mouth, his lips Feels his teeth lengthen Wanting her, needing her She gives herself to him Completely, unselfishly She tells him to feed, unafraid He nuzzles closer, feeling her heat There is a longing in him She knows too well His teeth graze her neck Sweet seduction, sweet insanity His arousal cannot be denied She is willing as he enters her She feels the pierce of his teeth In a mixture of pain and pleasure She feels his n

Wasted
So I just got in from a fantastic dinner with Brittany and friends at Mr Chow's in Beverly Hills. I drank so much and ate very little. I wanna chat but as usual nobody is on CT. The Paparrazzi were all over outside. Got to sit near Nicole Richie. Going back tomorrow and we have the rock star table this time. :) will bring my camera

Rose Of Sharon
I am the rose of Sharon, and the lily of the valleys. As the lily among thorns, so is my love among the daughters. As the apple tree among the trees of the wood, so is my beloved among the sons. I sat down under his shadow with great delight, and his fruit was sweet to my taste. He brought me to the banqueting house, and his banner over me was love. Stay me with flagons, comfort me with apples: for I am sick of love. His left hand is under my head, and his right hand doth embrace me. I charge you, O ye daughters of Jerusalem, by the roes, and by the hinds of the field... that ye stir not up, nor awake my love... till he please.

Mistress Of Mine
O Mistress mine, where are you roaming? O, stay and hear; your true love's coming, That can sing both high and low: Trip no further, pretty sweeting; Journeys end in lovers meeting, Every wise man's son doth know. What is love? 'Tis not hereafter; Present mirth hath present laughter; What's to come is still unsure: In delay there lies not plenty; Then, come kiss me, sweet and twenty, Youth's a stuff will not endure.

Garden Of Love
I went to the Garden of Love. And saw what I never had seen: A Chapel was built in the midst, Where I used to play on the green. And the gates of this Chapel were shut, And "Thou Shalt Not", writ over the door; So I turn'd to the Garden of Love, That so many sweet flowers bore, And I saw it filled with graves, And tomb-stones where flowers should be: And Priests in black gowns, were walking their rounds, And binding with briars, my joys & desires.

Once More
Who knows what dreams will come, when all the world just disappears and all the once was wrong is set right again. the world may breath deep once more but It shall never be the same again. I open my eys to see the truth and only see you. Is it love that has crossed my path or is it just a fleeting moment ment to come and go...........

No Tears
Under the blue skies of her native land She languished and began to fade. . . Until surely there flew without a sound Above me, her young shade. But there stretches between us an uncrossable line; In vain my feelings I tried to awaken. The lips that brought the news were made of stone, And I listened like a stone, unshaken. So this is she for whom my soul once burned In the tense and heavy fire, Obsessed, exhausted, driven out of my mind By tenderness and desire! Where are the torments? Where is love? Alas! For the unreturning days' Sweet memory and for the poor credulous Shade, I find no lament, no tears.

Worthless
Life is worthless with no meaning at all they expect us to be perfect no mistakes and no flaw Why does it matter? we live and then die it doesn't make sense why people care to cry We're born for a reason as some people might say but life is completely useless so it doesn't matter anyway Grab the knife over there tell you life goodbye you know it doesn't matter whether you live or die Life is nothing but a dream for the people that are dead and even they don't like it all it does is shred.

My Promise To You........
By: My Allen...(your words to me melt my heart) I promise to be your warm spot to cuddle up to when you feel cold I promise to be your soft place to land if you should fall I promise to be the first one to say I am sorry (even if I was right) I promise to be there for you in all of your times of joy and sorrow I promise to support you no matter what your decision (even if I don't agree ) I promise to make a new memory with you each and every day I promise to love you without change I promise to make you laugh I promise to make you cry I promise to give you strength when you are weak I promise to love you forever I promise to cherish you and your love I promise to compromise with you I promise to make you my first priority I promise to never take your love for granted I promise to never lose faith in you I promise to never give you a reason to distrust me I promise to always trust you I promise to work with you to resolve our conflicts I pr

I Got My Ass Beat By A Midget, And Here's The Video!
Midget Man vs Nacho BreathAdd to My Profile | More Videos In my defense, I was wearing that damn mexican wrestling mask and couldn't see for shit... Also did all the editing on the video too ;)

Sleep
I close my eyes and try to sleep, But my mind won't let me and I begin to weep; They're not from sadness, the tears that flow, It's the passion you give that stirs my soul; Your lips so soft and full of desire, Pressed against mine they ignite a fire; From the glow in your eyes, I can see the flame, My body grows hot, but I can feel no pain; The touch of my hand brings a smile to your face, Your body trembles as my heart does race; I pull you close and begin to kiss, The length of your body not wanting to miss; A way inside to place so tender, Deep in your heart so you will always remember; That time stands still when we're together, And my love for you will last forever.

Why Couldn't You Have Met Me Halfway? (18mar07)
I've been thinking about certain things for a long time. I've finally realized that there's maybe only 2 or 3 people who actually really get me. It's been that way for years. I think that's the truest sign of my life. I wrote most of this when I got home last night... well, early this morning, rather. I was piss drunk. Pissed off. It's funny how one little thing can ruin an otherwise great night. One thing goes wrong, and the rest of the night goes to shit. Everything else goes wrong. It's the domino effect. Isn't it funny how the "domino effect" never happens to good things, only bad? It's time I face the music. I'm too bitter. Too jaded. Too pissed off to ever be able to resume that falcities that I once believed in. I'm too old, too. Too old to achieve the dreams I've always dreamt; The high-school sweetheart, the college life, the picture perfect marriage, the nice house, white pickett-fence, 2.5 kids, happy family. What's left? The torn and tattered remnants of a tortured life,

The Kiss......
By: Allen ( muahhhhh ) To lay a kiss on your lips, so gentle and delicate is like picking the drops of dew off the petals of a rose. I hold you close and feel safe, sheltered in from the rain, from the storms that grow and surround me. I take your hand and look into your eyes and see a heart made of gold and soul so pure. You see you are an angel, an angel to me. I could not help but fall madly in love with you, the one who stole my heart. I’m glad you did because I could never find one such as you... Some one who makes each day the best, each laugh the longest, each tear the saddest, and a life, my life, worthwhile.

A Better Tomorrow And A Brighter Future
We live in a world where it pays to be of color, coloreds are given everything, they rarely are asked to return favors and they are automatically placed ahead of the white population when it comes to welfare and financial aid of any kind. Laws are passed and rights are given to the colored population of the world to ensure that they are treated better than their white counterparts, they are placed at the top of the list for immigration grants and are allowed to physically abuse a white person on the soul basis of them being white and the law will not see to it that they are locked up for six plus years. However what the governments don’t realize is that the coloreds they favor never up until the 1940s took it upon themselves to fight for the countries they inhabit, they never made it a point to help themselves and their people to rise above their social standings and up until the 1960s they never showed a real interest in trying to raise their social bar. Yet governments are making i

A Scathing Look At Life (not For The Faint Of Heart...) (13mar07)
Ye be warned. I'm liable to piss some people off with this blog, but in my own natural style, I truly don't gives a fuck. Truly. But let's be honest. I've always called an ace, an ace. And in the spirit of George Carlin, Bill Hicks, and Carlos Mencia (among others), I don't have a problem telling the raw truth, whether it fucks someone off or not. Of course, I'm not going to just jump right into it, so let me begin this blog with a bit of my typical randomness and updatedness. Yeah, it's 2am and I'm still awake. No real shocker, it's been a fact of life for many many years now that I don't sleep well, if at all. Some days are better than others, but not very often. And since my last surgery a year and a half ago, I can't even really blame my sleep-apnea anymore. In talking with a friend on the phone earlier today (or was it last night?) I did come to a startling realization. I'm 29 years old and have mostly grey (salt 'n pepper one might say) hair. I've been like this pretty

Drama Starters!
I so cannot stand people who start shit to cause drama and be center of attention. All I have to say to you people who live off drama..... grow the hell up and get a life already!!!!! PS.... LEAVE YOUR BULLSHIT AT THE DOOR! KARAM......WHAT GOES AROUND COMES AROUND!

Weirdness On The Radio
Heard this song on one of my 2 favorite stations. It ended, a song I don't really like came on so I switched it to my other favorite station, and not 2 seconds later it came on again. Just...Weird... Forever - Papa Roach In the brightest hour Of my darkest day I realized What is wrong with me Can't get over you Can't get through to you It's been a helter-skelter, romance from the start Take these memories That are haunting me Of a paper man cut into shreds By his own pair of scissors He'll never forgive her... He'll never forgive her... [CHORUS] Because days! Come and go! But my feelings for you are forever Because days come and go But my feelings for you are forever Sitting by the fire On a lonely night Hanging over from another good time With another girl... Little dirty girl You should listen to this story of a life You're my heroin- In this moment I'm lonely fullfilling my darkest dreams All these drugs, all these women I'm never forgiv

The Doc's Advise
Stop worrying about the little things, you can't control them and they're making you sick. I'm going to see you in 6 weeks and I want to see the old Dan that looked hungry and ready for anything, because honestly... you look like shit. So now I need a haircut, a shave, and continue my diet... I've been letting other people down and now I'm worried about all this other shit and letting myself down without realizing it. PS- 99% of women smell and should have rocks thrown at them.

My Heart.......
By: ALLEN.. (my heart smiles with thoughts of u) In my heart, I hold your love close, It's your love that I need the most. I sit here as I watch the sunrise In the morning dew, I see the tip of it looking like a flame, As I'm feeling this burning love for you. I sit here alone with all my thoughts of you, Watching the sunlght begin to fill the room. Thinking of our future, And all the things that we will do, You holding me in your arms, Your heart beating against mine, As we get lost in time. As I dream of that distant place, Where you will always be mine. In my heart you will always be, The one, the only one for me! I don't look forward going through the day, Knowing you're not here with me. Thinking of the endless hours, And the days dragging by. Why does it have to be this way? I have a wish for you and me, And I hope that the good Lord grants it, For you see, I wish that you would bring your love to me. In my heart, You will never leave, So I don't h

What Have I?
But you're still a whore. Do you really think that has changed in the last five years? ... But I've grown so much in that time. What were you capable of? If I knew how to find you... Knew how to find out. I probably would. Not to reconnect. Just out of morbid curiosity. You probably got knocked up by a stranger. Just like everyone else from my graduating class. Fighting fucking and fattening. Seems its all people are good at. Have you done any better? What have you accomplished? What have you become? Is it something I could forgive? What have I...

Beware The Man Wha' Owns A Pig-farm... (6mar07)
Well, well. It's been well over a month. I've thought several times of blogging, but each time I sat down to write, my mind simply wouldn't pour forth. This isn't unusual, as I commonly have dry spells. (har har, shut up) Lately, as my last blog had indicated, things are still very much calm and uneventful. Can't say I mind it, as it's entertaining in it's own way. The thing is, I'm not sure if it's just that I don't have much to say, or that I have so much to say, it just won't all come together. The latter has my vote, because that's usually the case. Not sure how long this blog is going to be, probably moderate in length, but likely longer than I expect it to be. Life is about change. Constant and evolving, we must always adapt. Go with the flow. Play the hand we're dealt. Say what ever cliche` you will, but it's true. But that's not really what this blog is about, just wanted to make that small observation, because change is in the air. Small or large, things are happening on

Country Roads, Take Me Home... (24jan07
Well, let's see. I've currently entitled this blog "The Crossroads Of America" but I'm not happy with it. I'll come up with a better title by the time I'm finished with this here, but that will suffice for now. I just wanna ramble on about a few things before I stress about what to entitle the fucken thing. So we're in week 3 of school already. So far, my assignments/quizzes/tests have yielded great results grade-wise, with the exception of my first Case Study in my Intro to Business class. But now I've a feel for what the instructor wants, so I can tailor my other assignments accordingly. And of course, do more than what's required for extra-effort points. My Accounting class I think is going to give me a little grief, but, naturally, I'm terribly vexed about my math class. I gave you a little taste of that in the last blog, so I'm not going to revisit that mess so soon. Business Communication's, not gonna have a problem. Computers in Business... HA... It's pretty sad when you know

Underpants Gnomes!!! (13jan07)
Alright, my pretties. Here's a new one for ya. Haven't decided on a title for this one yet, nothing's really on my mind, so this is just gonna kinda ramble on a bit, and most likely have no shape, form, or hell, probably even any substance! Don't ya wish the told ya that on the first page of textbooks? Yeah. Textbooks. I've decided that's the business I'm going to get into once I get my degree. Let's acquire some books from a publisher for dirt cheap. Sell them to students at jack-assed-up prices, and when we buy 'em back? Give 'em bird-seed compared to what they bought them for. Oh, and let's not forget classes where you have to buy a BUNDLE of shit just because someone was too fucking lazy (or stupid) to put all their ideas in ONE book. Noooooo they have to put it in 3 or 4... Plus some software that's included, that you'll use ONCE... ok, maybe twice, and then send the whole mess into that great Microsoft Recycle Bin in the sky. But, god forbid you don't HAVE that software, you'l

Sexiest Cherry Contest
so far things are going well, the contest folders will open at 6 pm eastern time, thank you for all who are in it I know its a small contest, but I want you to have fun and thats what all of the contest are all about, but to make it fun I will be watching and I will not put up with any rude comments, keep your comments that are sexual in nature to yourself there are some very sexy people in this contest all of them have class and style and saying rude and nasty things only makes you look like an ass, so keep your comments light and flirty not sick and dirty. I will also be watching the rating part of this contest in case of a tie the higher rate will win. I want to keep this contest fair, so I will be watching for under rating PLEASE DON'T DO IT. I am a nice guy but turn ugly when I see haters and mean people do mean things its wrong and I will not put up with it at all be respectful in life and you will be treated with respect. comment bombing is allowed and you can comment your ow

Sometimes I Just Wanna Cry
As of tonight I feel like I am less than a man. With all of this stress its so hard to stand. My will to keep going continues to fail. Im begging for the wind that I need for my sail. Im lost and confused. Theres so much inside. To most I seem happy. The sadness I hide. I try to make progress in living again but the more that I try the more that I bend. Its so hard for me to feel like a man. Its so hard for me because of where I am. My life seems to be crashing once more for the break and maybe this time its too much to take. How do I allow myself to believe that it will get better and the stress will leave? Right now I am stuck and I cant seem to see that part of my life is fading from me. Sometimes I just wanna cry.

To End The Day Bleeding...
Ok, so now i got your attention, that's the hook, you see that subject and you're like oh shit, andrew got in a fight and Tai chi'd the shit out of someone but they got in one good jab... well, no, i'm fine, no fight... i'll explain later, i've got lots to cover, that probably will seem like littles. So like the other entries... maybe? you have been keeping up, or not, this will be a bit scatter brained. RIght now i'm eating some soy vanilla ice cream, not because i'm lactose intolerant. but because i'm on a diet, and soy sounds healthy... and damned if this isn't the best fucking ice cream i've ever had. and i'm eating right out of the carton. cuz it's mine, and i can do that. So i started this day like i usually do, by waking up. they just keep coming folks. This morning i went do laundry, and found that the washing machine was full of water, which i thought was kinda odd. so i put it on spin cycle and drained it, but then it wouldn't let me open it, so i was like WFT

Is There A Santa Claus? Find Out Here! (my Xmas Blog 13dec06)
ATTENTION my loyal readers!!! Here we go, and boy do I have a doosey for ya. Hold on to your hats, kiddies! This, in the interest of being festive, is your holiday extravaganza!! I've had a lot of fun with this and I hope you all will too. ENJOY, my pretties!!! Don't forget to tell all your friends to check it out and subscribe! :D ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- Is There A Santa Clause? As a result of an overwhelming lack of requests, and with research help from that renowned scientific journal SPY magazine (January, 1990) - I am pleased to present this years scientific inquiry into Santa Claus. 1) No known species of reindeer can fly. BUT there are 300,000 species of living organisms yet to be classified, and while most of these are insects and germs, this does not COMPLETELY rule out flying reindeer, which only Santa has ever seen. 2) There are 2 billion children (persons under 18) in the world. BUT since Santa doesn't (ap

Father Tells Date His Daughter Likes To Screw
FATHER TELLS DATE HIS DAUGHTER LIKES TO SCREW It was the Spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date, Peggy Sue. Bobby's a pretty hip guy with his own car and a ducktail hairdo. When he goes to the front door, Peggy Sue's father answers and invites him in. "Peggy Sue's not ready yet, so why don't you have a seat?" he says. "That's cool." says Bobby. Peggy Sue's father asks Bobby what they are planning to do. Bobby replies politely that they will probably just go to the malt shop or to a drive-in movie. Peggy Sue's father responds "Why don't you kids go out and screw? I hear all of the kids are doing it." Naturally this comes as quite a surprise to Bobby and he says "Whaaaat?" "Yeah," says Peggy Sue's father, "Peggy Sue really likes to screw, she'll screw all night if we let her!" Bobby's eyes light up and smiles from ear to ear. Immediately, he has revised the plans for the evening. A few minutes later, Peggy Sue comes downstairs in her little poodle skirt with her sa

My Dreams
By: Allen.. ( always making me smile ) Your the one in my dreams at night, while stars shine and in my mind good things twine. Every night I wish to see you, to hold you and feel you. But yet these things I never show, I just want you to know that they are there. For you when you're in spare for love. And so I end in my deepest reget that I waited so long to show my love to you. But you mean more to me than anything.

Witness The Miracle
A woman takes her 16-year-old daughter to the doctor. The doctor says, "Okay, Mrs. Jones, what's the problem?" The mother says, "It's my daughter Darla. She keeps getting these cravings, she's putting on weight, and is sick most mornings." The doctor gives Darla a good examination, then turns to the mother and says, "Well, I don't know how to tell you this, but your Darla is pregnant-- about 4 months, would be my guess." The mother says, "Pregnant?! She can't be, she has never ever been left alone with a man! Have you, Darla?" Darla says, "No mother! I've never even kissed a man!" The doctor walked over to the window and just stares out it. About five minutes pass and finally the mother says, "Is there something wrong out there doctor?" The doctor replies, "No, not really, it's just that the last time anything like this happened, a star appeared in the east and three wise men came over the hill. I'll be damned if I'm going to miss it this time!"

A Word About Friends (10nov06)
Friends... You'd think that would say it all, and sometimes it does. Unfortunately, it's WHO you make friends with that will ultimately define your average level of tollerance, annoyance, and apathy. Let me explain... I have lately had an experience which has reinforced the reason I don't have many friends. The reason is simple. People are, inherently, assholes. Self-serving, narcissistic, self-righteous assholes. Unfortunately, as humans, it is in our nature to form close relationships with other people. We are social creatures. As natural as it seems, this often gets us in trouble, or at the very least, causes us a lot of headaches. Friendships are fragile things, hard to form TRUE lasting friendships, difficult to mend the tangled threads that tie some people together. The ties of friendship are seldom severed; Rather, when a friendship is broken, a part of you is torn out, leaving a painful wound. And it doesn't seem to matter if it's the other person that hurt you, or you wh

Updateness! W00t! (nov Of 06)
Aight.... (omg, I can't believe I just SPELLED that... I'm seriously getting entirely too lax in my linguistic prowess *delete delete*) So here it is, it's been well over a month since I've blogged. To you, my loyal readers, I appologize, and thank you for your patience. These last few weeks have been a real bitch in many ways. I've recently gotten over being sick. After the LAN-party I attended, I fell slightly ill. Actually, I felt fine 90% of the time. But I had, literally, NO VOICE for the five weeks following the conclusion of the LAN-party. Reason number two I may never attend one again. *Note: see previous blog for reason number one. Actually, in all fairness, I DID write a blog several weeks ago. I was writing it on my laptop, and as commonly happens, when I'm writing, it was in the ass-crack of night (morning) and I was tired... when that happens, my hands droop, the heel of my hand brushes my touch-pad mouse on the laptop, and my computer does funky things, like "pages

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A guy goes to see a doctor because he's ...well, a little too well endowed, shall we say. In fact, it's 25 inches long. He can't get any women to have sex with him. The doctor says there's nothing he can do medically, but sends him to see a witch that he thinks might be able to help. The witch takes a look at the problem and tells him, "Go to a particular pond, deep in the forest, and talk to a frog that lives there. Ask the frog to marry you and each time the frog says 'no,' you'll be five inches shorter." The guy decides it's worth a try and dashes into the forest, as anyone in this sort of joke would, finds the pond, and sees the frog on the other side, sitting on a log. "Will you marry me?" he calls to the frog. The frog looks at him, disinterested at best, and calls back, "No." The Guy looks down and sure enough, he's five inches shorter. "Hey, this is great," he thinks to himself, "Let's try it again." "Will you marry me?" he asks the frog. The frog rolls his eyes, and shou

Fuck You Tom...
Ou man.. I haven't posted a fking blog in months, or whatever, it hangs on me for 1/2 hour and nothing, aa.. I post a bulletin and because maybe, because... I'm cussing out Myspace and bagging on them and mentioning another site in my bulleting of CherryTap.Com for the more mature audience and that it took me 3 days to figure how to browse the freaking site.. (thanks Jill for the invite) what do I get.. MySpace send me a message that my account is 'Phised" yea my ass and forces me to change password, no longer post blog, bulleting whatever! Fuck you Tom.. and by the way.. I just took your MOM off my TOP 8.. so there.. and deleted your ass.. Your grandma can make her cross out of my skis...

When I Looked Into Ur Eyes.....
By: My Allen :) When first I looked into your eyes each breath became a thousand sighs. My heart drummed out a thunder beat I glowed with joy from head to feet. The hand of love had touched my soul, as the bell of destiny began to toll. The tide of love began to rise, the world was filled with summer skies. My sodden clouds of cold and grey glowed with gold, then wisped away. A brilliant rainbow arched across, as waves of love began to toss. The air was filled with lovebird cries, when I first looked into your eyes. When I first looked into your eyes, all time and space were paralyzed And in that instant, I was shown a universe I had never known. I dwell there still, in Paradise, when I look into your eyes.

It's Dark In Here
A married woman is having an affair. Whenever her lover comes over, she puts her nine year old son in the closet. One day the woman hears a car in the driveway and puts her lover in the closet, as well. Inside the closet, the little boy says, "It's dark in here, isn't it?" "Yes it is," the man replies. "You wanna buy a baseball?" the little boy asks. "No thanks," the man replies. "I think you do want to buy a baseball," the little extortionist continues. "OK. How much?" the man replies after considering the position he was in. "Twenty-five dollars," the little boy replies. "TWENTY-FIVE DOLLARS?!" the man repeats. "That's awful expensive", but because of the position he was in, agreed to the price. The following week, the lover is visiting the woman again when she hears a car in the driveway and, again, places her lover in the closet with her little boy. "It's dark in here, isn't it?" the boy starts off. "Yes it is," replies the man. "Wanna buy a b

I Am (wrote This For One Of My Ex Girlfriends)
I am a man that has always been called a loser, I am a man that has always been judged more than once, I am a man that doesn't care, I am a man that lets people think what they want to, I am a man that has never known what it's like to be in love, I am a man that cares about you, I am your best friend, I am the man who will do anything in his power to help you, I am the man that will protect you from harm, I am the man who cares about you, I am the man the man who will listen to what you have to say, I am the man who will be there for you, I am a man who people say is no man at all, I am the man sitting next to you,

Your Destiny Reading
The Destiny you match most closely is Advisor At your core, you're meant to be an Advisor. You are 83% in line with the Advisor role. This indicates that you are a quiet and reserved person who loves to help others achieve their potential through interpersonal connections. Others value you for your wisdom, integrity, and sound advice, as well as your genuine concern for people's welfare. You are a thoughtful person, trust your gut feeling about things, and have extremely acute intuition. You are somewhat of a poet in your way of thinking, finding beauty and meaning in simple things. Because of your sensitivity and soft-spoken ways, you may experience mood swings and the inability to get out of bad situations from time to time. Just be aware of that and you will get stuck in fewer unsatisfying ruts. As an Advisor, you are in good company with Martin Luther King, Jr., Oprah Winfrey, and Mother Theresa. Just as their destinies have a deep effect on their life paths, your destiny

More......
By: Allen ( :) always ) I love you more than all the stars in the sky. I love you more as each moment passes us by. I love you more with every breath I take. I love you more with each promise we make. I need you like a flower needs the rain. I need you for you can wash away my pain. I need you more each day I need you for you are so wonderful, in every single way. I miss you more than ever now. I miss you because I really need you somehow. I miss you and your touch. I miss you for to me, you mean so much. I want you to caress my lips the way you always do. I want you to look into my eyes and see my love for you. I want you to hold me close to your heart. I want you to know that I love you, need you, miss you, and want you And I have for every single moment, right from the start.

A Year From Now.
"A Year From Now" Complete and total adoration, My gift to you, my heart was yours, In ten weeks you shaped it, In one night you murdered it. Torn from my chest and laid at your feet, That first step you took was the worst. Since then you've walked a thousand miles in solace and short remark, And I still have these memories, But we'll never see what we could have been. Remember when we talked about where we'd be a year from now? Remember when you held my hand like you'd never let it go? Remember, cause that's all you can do. We'll never make another memory, We'll never make another memory. I wish I'd have died in your arms the last time we were together, So I wouldn't have to wake without you today. This time I thought things were real, You said they were, What happened? You were a priority, Was I an option? I let you see a side of me that I don't share with anyone. Promises are just words unless they are fulfilled. Knew from the beginning all I had to offer

Best Lounge Contest
THIS IS FOR THE BEST LOUNGE CONTEST AND THE BEST LOUNGE ON CT IS FANTASIA... WE ROCK IN THERE AND HAVE A BALL.... IF YOU HAVE NOT BEEN THERE YOU NEED TO COME AND PLAY WITH US.... GO COMMENT BOMB THIS LOUNGE PLEASE. HERE IS THE LINK:

So Tired Of Pain
I wake up each day regretful. Regretful that my eyes even opened. Im so tired of all the chaos. Im tired of always coping. My life seems like a mistake to me when I think about the past. So many regrets and not enough joys. How long does misery last? I need to find an escape for me to break away for good. See everything is hard right now and if I knew what to do, I would. The anguish for the losses and tears. The laughter that hasnt been heard. The suffering for the wasted years. The silence in an unspoken word. My eyes are tired and seen too much. I just want to fade away. Close them for the permanance. Will tomorrow be ok?

Missing You
By: Allen Why can't I speak when I have so much to tell? Why can't I write when I have so much in mind? Why can't I sing when there's music in my heart? Why can't I dance when there's rythm in the air? Too many words left unspoken Too many things left undone Why can't it be and why can't I? For all I know this pain deep inside Took the gladness from my heart. Is this the pain of missing you? Is this the reason behind it all? Hear the agony of my heart Longing for you and for your touch Feeling your lips, feeling your face Missing your kisses and warm embrace. When will the waiting ever be over? For as long as were apart I can never be whole Oh! My Dearest Love I just want you to know That my heart is aching because "I'M MISSING YOU!"

Friendship :o)
www.hostdrjack.com What does friendship means ..It means too me cry and laugh together...share things together....Trust each other..its like a wedding in better or worse..i love my friends....when they love you back ...you know you got real friends Friendship does not mean ...back stabbing,jealousy,Lying,trying too get money out off you,not wanting your man/woman,not trying too set you up...if they say you are there best friend ...beware and ask yourself do i need this??!!

My Christmas Season Poem!!!
Eve of Noel The skies empty the world is wet the chilling wind burns my flesh numb I sit in the dark contiplating alone in a room filled with family. Lights do not brighten my mood shiny ribbons and paper do not sooth my woes gifts cannot bring joy to my heart it is not my physical being that needs uplifting! With that smells of food wafting through the halls laughter echos off the walls the mood changes with voices long missed and through the darkness the light of love! Family surrounds in a joyous clatter freinds await to hear joy in your voice hearts race at the joy of giving and for one brief moment the world is at peace! There is reasons for this season there are means to each song there is haritage with each babble but for me the world finds it's humanity ON CHRISTMAS!!

I Think Ill Become A Nun!
I sent this to a friend of mine on myspace... he couldn't give me any insight. maybe some of you can... lets see if you can answer this for me..... A guy hit on me at the store last week gave me his number and I was hesitant to call. When I did call he was on his way home and said he would call me back later that night.... He didn't and I haven't talked to him since Saturday. He was all "Yeah I wanna get to know you you're beautiful and you seem intelligent. I call you later tonite, I REALLY want to talk to you" and all that BS you know... Why do guys get all pissy when you question them and think you are paranoid, but they do the exact thing you expect them to do? I think I may just become a NUN DAMNIT! AHHHHHHH

Neurosonic, "so Many People"
I'm not a big fan of Techno Rock/Metal and I barely accept the term Nu-Metal for the music I do like... This band is fairly fresh and just started getting some airplay on XM and when I first heard this track I thought it sucked ass...lol...but it grew on me...then my mind kicked in and I got into the lyrics and realized these guys were singing about that twit Ashley Simpson and her fucked up lipsync on SLN... But I think it goes a little deeper into the superficial nature of our society these days... How the youth of today don't have any real goal in life except to be famous...the problem is that most kids today don't know the difference between "Fame" and "Infamy"...I wonder if they did know... would it really matter to them? Everything under the sun going to hell in an episode of snl watch it on the tv you ugly girl you can not sing can't even lip sync apparently money can even buy you dignity never wanna forget in a couple of days it doesn't matter what they say i

Breaking The Cycle
I give up on trying to fix it, this mess dealt to me to make right It's not okay, but I'll say it is to make you smile Wipe away my tears as I laugh through the pain I cause Blame me more I don't care, you matter not to me anymore, sick of waking up crying cause of my dreams and screaming out for help just to wiped clean and told to deal I know the reason you do this its a cycle, I refuse to conform too A branded anarchist, I'm the chaos in your life, have been since I was little I'm the reason you wake in the night to make sure the door are locked I'll never be you and thats what kills you the most I refuse to be a robot for everyone, doing what I'm told and saying my hands are bound I refuse to shatter lives around me just to keep my secrets silent

If You Don;t Know, Message Me And I'll Tell You Who Sang It
So after all these one night stands You've ended up with heart in hand A child alone On your own Retreating Regretful for the things you're not And all dreams you haven't got Without a home A heart of stone Lies bleeding And for all the roads you followed And for all you did not find And for all the things you had to leave behind I am the way I am the light I am the dark inside the night I hear your hopes I feel your dreams And in the dark I hear your screams Don't turn away Just take my hand And when you make your final stand I'll be right there I'll never leave All I ask of you Believe Your childhood eyes were so intense While bartering your innocence For bits of string Grown-up wings You needed But when you had to add them up You found that they were not enough To get you in Pay for sins repeated And for all the years you borrowed And for all the tears you cried And for all the fears you had to keep inside I am the way I am the light

An Angelfriend!
An Angelfriend Angels can be found in many places; some you must search for, but others shine like the North Star. Still there are others, who walk among mortals; sharing their beauty like an infectious smile. I have seen such an angel, have been blessed to call her friend; and she calls me home like a fog horn to a the Cajun Queen off the Mississippi! The Original in French... Des anges peuvent être trouvés dans beaucoup d'endroits ; certains que vous devez rechercher, mais d'autres éclat comme le nord tiennent le premier rôle. Il restent d'autres, qui marchent parmi des mortels ; partage de leur beauté comme un sourire infectieux. J'ai vu un tel ange, ont été bénis pour appeler son ami ; et elle m'appellent maison comme un klaxon de brouillard à l'la reine de Cajun outre du Mississippi !

Sheisty Bitches..
Ok so I got reminded tonight why I'm not friends with bitches. Personally I think it's pretty fucking skanky to come to someone you call your FRIEND'S page and man shop. Get your own men you dirty skank. WTF?! How are you gonna come to my page and shop for men like this is the skank shopping network?! Sorry bitch, that's sheisty and you have to roll. I can't imagine what would POSSIBLY make some skank think that it would be ok to man shop on my page. Clearly she needs to put the Jack down and stop eating retard sandwiches. So anyway...now we all know why Irish finds women to be so very skanky and ignorant. If you have a snatch and you're reading this...please feel free to keep your dirty skanky snatch on your own page.

Give Yourself A Moment
Give Yourself a Moment When there's something that needs to be done, Give yourself a moment to do it. When there's a decision that must be made, Give yourself a moment to think it through. When life demands a response, Give yourself a moment to find the most positive And meaningful one. When someone is explaining something to you, Give yourself a moment to truly listen and to understand. Life is made up of many moments, One right after another. The big outcomes, results and achievements Depend on what you do with All those little moments along the way. With each moment you can choose to let it pass Or to let it bring you down. Or, you can decide to make Good use of that moment with positive Purpose, value and love. How many times have you looked back On your life with regret, And wished you had given yourself A moment to do what could have easily been done? Now is your opportunity to avoid such future regrets by recognizing the great

10 Rules To Cybersex.....lmao
10 RULES TO CYBERSEX.....LMAO 1. Before becoming involved in any kind of cybersex, please make sure your spouse, boyfriend, kids, etc. are out of the room at the time, (preferably out of the house and not during a major holiday when your in-laws are also present or at a time when all your relatives are in attendance). It really gets difficult to explain the moaning and groaning, while the buzz of various "toys" can be heard. 2. For men, before you begin, please check that your modem protector is on, along with the splash guard for your keyboard. It will stop the future embarrassment of telling the computer technician that your keys are "stuck" and you have no idea why. 3. For women, no matter what you are truly wearing, such as: sweatpants, sweat shirt, torn bathrobe, slippers, t-shirt with stains on the front, bloomer underwear that could cover a car or be used for a parachute, always tell your potential cyber partner you are wearing a thong, garter belt with black stoc

Beer Vs. Pussy
BEER VS. PUSSY A beer is always wet. A pussy needs encouragement. Advantage: Beer. A beer tastes horrible served hot. A pussy tastes better served hot. Advantage: Pussy. Having an ice cold beer makes you satisfied. Having an ice cold pussy makes you Hillary Clinton. Advantage: Beer. Beers have commercials making fun of skunky ones. Pussy does not. Advantage: Draw. If you get a hair in your teeth consuming pussy, you are not disgusted. If you get a hair in your teeth consuming beer, you could barf ~ definitely disgusting. Advantage: Pussy 24 beers come in a box. A pussy is a box you can come in. Advantage: Pussy. Too much head makes you mad at the person giving you a beer. Advantage: Pussy. If a beer is brewed with yeast, it is still edible. Advantage: Beer. If you come home smelling like beer, The Woman may get mad. If you come home smelling like pussy, she will definitely get mad. Advantage: Beer. 6 beers in a night and you better not driv

If We Had Sex? Fell Free To Add It To Ur Blog Or Answer The ? Ur Self Lmao Have Fun...
IF WE HAD SEX? FELL FREE TO ADD IT TO UR BLOG OR ANSWEIF WE HAD SEX? FELL FREE TO ADD IT TO UR BLOG OR ANSWER THE ? UR SELF LMAO HAVE FUN... > > > 1. Would you be in control? > > 2. Would you pull my hair? > > 3. Would you whisper in my ear? > > 4. Would you talk dirty to me? > > 5. Would you kiss me with a little tongue or a lot of tongue? > > 6. Would you say my name? > > 7. Would you go down on me? > > 8. Would you let me give you a hickie? > > 9. How many rounds would we go? > > 10. What would you wanna do afterwards? > > 11. Would you take off all your clothes then take mine off slowly? > > 12. Would you lick and bite me all over? > > 13. Would you like to play or get straight to the point? > > 14. Would you want me to take my time? > > 15. How freaky are you, 1 - 10? > > 16. Would you want fast or slow? > > 17. Where would you wanna "do it"? > > 18. Would you be loud or quiet? > > 19. Would you want me to be loud or quiet

What Manner Of Diety--this Is A Long One!!!
What Manner of Deity? I looked across the abyss to see a visage of beauty. I knew neither her name nor her purpose, Yet I stood enthralled by her amazing light! Speechless I watched her move. As I crossed to her I was motionless, Painfully I watched her vanish. Like the sudden loss of light; From the dying of a star fallen. Again, I found her in my time of despair, I sat awaiting time for conversing, to no avail I went for help. Oh, to just know her name But when I returned she vanished, her name a mystery still. I fought to find her as my darkness grew darker imperviously As I begin to lose all form of this irrational hope I caught a glimpse of that emblazoned light, With fervor and that unrelenting need I followed. I raced against time and the heavens to get to her For her name, just these simple yet unfeasible words I defied the all the angels in all their glory. I reached her in time but to ask, and heaven sang her name! Now bewitched I thrived only t

People Are Funny...
So, I come on here and I see something funny in "My Alerts" it says "someone rated your photo a '8'" not a problem, because I really don't care. I have enough people telling me it's a decent enough picture to keep up. The funny part to me is... Why cover who you are? Whats the point? Is that how it works on here? If you send someone a 10, then you are proud of it, but if you choose to rate someone below a 10, then you can't show who you are? What if I had wanted to send you some luv? I turn the other cheek pretty well. You never know. lol.

Slipping
Tonight I ponder whats on my mind. A simple thought. What will I find? Its me inside thats breaking down. Im losing sight. Im losing ground. Im taking shape to disappear so far from life, so far from here. Mentally I am crashing. My thoughts are just a blur. Im confused on what is happening. When will I have a cure?

At The Sperm Bank
A masked man goes into a sperm bank, points a gun at the woman behind the counter, and says, "Open the safe." She says, "This isn't a real bank, it's a sperm bank." He says, "Open the safe or I'll shoot." She opens the safe, and he says, "Now take one of the bottles and drink it." After she opens the bottle and drinks it, he takes off his mask and the woman realizes the robber is her husband. He says, "Now you see? It's not so difficult, is it?"

Having A Britney Moment
Everyone has heard of Britney Spears. And, I'm sure that everyone has heard of the stunts that she pulls. From her impulse marriage to her most recent shaven head. I cannot help but wonder if Britney ever thinks before she acts. Does she rationalize any decision before making it. Most of us have made decisions on impulse before. Not even giving it a second thought before we act. Sure enough, two seconds afterwards we start to think ....... "Should I have done that?". At least I do anyways. And, today I had one of those moments. I didn't spread eagle and show my vajayjay to the world. Nor did I summon my limo driver to the nearest chapel so I could marry my childhood neighbor. My Britney moment, unlike Britney herself, was a private ordeal. Something that I could keep quiet about and no one would be any wiser. I'll explain: Today after a long day of work (which was only 4 hours) I went to the grocery store to pick up some items for dinner tonight. I didn't go to the Super Wal Mart a

I Am The Other...
This is a bit of a definition of who I am rather than a poem; hope it does not alter the mood of my prior blogs! I am the other... I am the other... I see the world through lenses of saffron colored glass. I have seen death and new life; Yet, I have not learned what it is to live. I am the poet without a muse, The artist without the thirst for my own image. Yet pay no pity for my strife... I have touched the golden rings of heaven. I strive through the dream you call life... I belong no where & may appear anywhere. I am neither black nor white... But, I thrive in the times of Gray! Empathy& knowledge are my sword & shield... I am the other!

Been A Little Bit
Its been a long weird trip for me . I went from a strung out gutter punk to someone now with a job . One that is legitiamate , and one that I can actually say I am glad to have . Sure it doesent beat the money I used to make , but its worth it . No longer do I have to worry about jail . Getting beat up robbed or killed over a mistake ...I like life for once in a long time

Time And Patience
Time and patience I sit and watch time pss me by, I know not what is causing this or why. I have been unable to keep hold of my life, I have been unable to hold my sanity or my wife. I know now I am a better friend than a mate, I hope this knowladge has not come too late. I can only pray that I have not hurt many with all I have done, When all this is over, I hope my key to heaven I have won!

The Smile Of A Goddess...
The Smile of a Goddess I look to dreams to heal my soul, I find that the pit grows deeper for us all! As my sorrow begins to turns inward; There comes a light beckoning me forward. My heart races in anticipation of its warmth Escapee I find I stand on a cloud. I look amongst the rolls of soft comfort To find a lone silhouette with in the light. I stagger forward burdened by fear My head held low and my arm as visions shield. I am stunned in amazement at the figure before me As its heavenly light surrounds me with such warmth. This cannot be an Angel, the devils hand must be at work For no Angel tis so splendid in shapevoluptuous she stands before me! Her arms open to embrace me and I am immersed in joy, Angelno, yet seductress daemon not. With in her eye, is a tear that turns the world around me cold I begin to faint as I reach to wipe the tear away. To touch her flesh made me understand true beauty But my soul was healednot by her flesh

Flashes
once again here i sit in the shadows of an empty world only having been teased with the thought of love my body writhing in agony from the pain as blood is shed each time i caugh here i sit in the shadows of my own death all i can see about me is emptyness hallow promises of love offered only for the price of flesh

In Hiding
Heres my pain for all to see, I express it with a smile. I wear this smile to cover up how life dont feel worthwhile. Another day I ended up in and nothing seems to change. Same old path like yesterday. It cant be rearranged. Im tired of this nagging feeling thats pulling at my heart. It feels like I am breaking down and I dont know where to start. My life is like a fucking game and I lost my other half. I search and search like I am blind, and I cant find my path. Im stuck inside this fight with me to feel alive somehow. Because as of now I feel so dead. Change? I dont know how. See this is me, hallow and bare, stripped from things in my past. Reflections of identity. How much longer can I last? Im falling faster and more each day every time that I open my eyes. I hide within my hallow shell so noone will hear my cries.

I Have No Life Part Two If You Have Myspace And Me As A Friend So
sorry this is something i found it is the stupidest most fucking stupid thing oh fuck my brain hurts from actually filling this out FUCKING DON'T FILL THIS OUT Its been a long night but if you actually read it all thanks and leave me a note please 1. Would you chew gum after someone else already has? maybe if i knew who chewed it last 2. What describes your relationship status? fucked up 3. Who was your last call from? my father about work 4. Are you a heart breaker, or the broken heart? broken heart you all know what im fucking talking about 5. Ever been skinny dipping? yes i can count 5 times 6. Earrings or necklace? necklace 7. Who have you talked to most today? my father work 8. Pumpkins? yes pie 9. Friend of the opposite sex that lives closest to you? libby 10. Color of your shirt? no shirt 11. How many years have you taken a language? 4 long story 12. Who's on speed dial 2? anna 13. What color is your background on your

Rude People
My thoughts are if you go in and look at pics and then rate them a 1 at least have balls enuff to admitt you done it instead of hiding from it..Thats The Chicken Shit Way Out..not to mention the one whi rated my photo a 1 "you probably arent no damn better".

Bells Of Sorrow
i see alot of myself in the lines of black ive left everything behind the foundation ive laid is filled with cracks i can never seem to unwind the hatred keeps building everyday I swallow it with a bit of gin I sing about the past til the light of day as the walls close in rest in peace my friend rest your weary head close your eyes forever sleep as your passages are read Ill take your pain from you again help to ease your mind keep you here where its safe as the bells of sorrow chime

Guys On Bus Wanting Sex Wit A Nun
A hippie gets onto a bus and sits next to a nun in the front seat. The hippie looks over and asks the nun if she would have sex with him. The nun, surprised by the question, politely declines and gets off the at the next stop. When the bus starts on it's way the driver says to the hippie, "I can tell you how you can get that nun to have sex with you." The hippie says that he'd love to know, so the bus driver tells him that every Tuesday evening at midnight the nun goes to the cemetery and prays to God. "If you went dressed in a robe and glow in the dark paint mask she would think you are God and you could command her to have sex with you." The hippie decides this is a great idea, so that Tuesday he goes to the cemetery and waits for the nun to show up. Sure enough, at midnight the nun shows up and begins praying. The hippie jumped out from hiding and says, "I AM GOD! I have heard your prayers and I will answer them, but first you must have sex with me." The nun agrees but asks for a

Can't Sleep
Just a sitting here chatting in my shout box as i can't sleep ... So seeing i couldn' decided to just diddle daddle in here but my comp doesn't seeem to want to cooperate it lagging and stopping me maybe its trying to tell me to go to bed lol oh well, so I guess maybe i best go lol gotta reboot now anyway cause of update lol

Hurting Inside
A nightmare I have lived within for far too long they say. Depression rules my life sometimes. When will I find my way? Im hurting more and more each day and I cant stop the pain. I know that I am strong inside but right now I feel insane. My life seems so unclear to me. A burden Ive become. Theres so much weight that pulls me down. Inside Im cold and numb. A wish that never sees the stars has silently escaped my voice. A tear that fell repeatedly. I feel I have no choice. Im tired and it never ends. Im hurt and I guess its right. Im sad and holding it to myself. Im slowly losing this fight.

It Was She...
It Was She A great wind rushed past me, chilling me to the bone. I look around to see, I find that I am all alone. I travel for some time hoping to find a warm soul as if it were a crime my patients pays a toll! I turn the corner to find aid looking to find anyone within miles as I look hope begins to fade But then I see the smile of smiles! Her face glowed with compassion here smile shined like the sun I bowed in a statly fasion for her beauty had me done! She and I lost touch we did not speak for a time though I though of her smile much it was she who found me & inspired this ryme!!!

Whats In A Last Name
HOLY SHIT.... I guess i am great in bed L : Unbelievably great in bed. E : Great in bed E : Great in bed A: you like to drink. B : You like people. C : You are really silly. D : one in a million. E : Great in bed F : You are deadyou sexy G : You never let people tell you what to do. H : You have a very good personality,looks and a very good kisser I : Great in bed. J : People Adore you K : You're wild and crazy. L : Unbelievably great in bed. M : best kisser ever. N: You like to drink A LOT. O: awesome kisser. P : You are popular with all types of people. Q : You are a hypocrite. R : Fuckin Crazy.(in a fun way) S : Easy to fall in love with T : You're loyal to those you love U : You are really silly. V : You are not judgemental. W : You are very broad minded. X : You never let people tell you what to do. Y : best boy/girl friend any one can ask for. Z : Always ready.......

You Know....you're Right...
In less than a week it will be 13 years since the untimely death of Kurt Cobain. It was the 8th of April 1994... ... while I revel in memory of those good ol days... Words can not express how much I idolized the man and still do, he was a legend and an inspiration, I still miss him like it happened yesterday... I dont expect you all to feel as strongly about this as I do, his music and overall existence was a gift in my life and I will never forget him!!! Peace, love, and empathy P.S. Yes I do think he was killed!!! Credit for this amazing bulletin goes to: Miss Behavior @ CherryTAP Show her some love.

Taxes And Divorce
From the mind of a B.U.O.F.M............ Okay, we'll file this under "I'm feeling a little bitter". Not "better".....BITTER! So I am gonna rant a little. Just did my taxes for 2006. Yes, kinda last minute, but I have an explanation......my ex got her W-2 the first week of February, and finally mailed it to me March 30. It arrived today. As my divorce did not get finalized until 3/16/07, my options were to file married/separate, or married/joint. I asked my ex how she wanted to file. She said to do it up both ways, and she would decide based upon what was in her best interest. Understandable. Last year, after much debate, we agreed to split the Federal return based upon percentage of what was withheld from each of our incomes, and we would each get our individual State refund. I wanted to do that again this year. So, I did the returns. Filing jointly, and splitting based upon percentage of withheld from each, she would end up getting about $500 less than if we file

Lost Angels!!!
Lost Angels As I wander through this dream I see visions of beauty day after day angels on earth it would seem average and ununique they always say It saddens my heart to see this and it burns in my soul to see how they are treated How could anyone dismiss how could anyone let them feel defeated. My world lay in ruin as I travel but with one glance or smile renewed With the sightest kindness they unravel It is this that I strived to fix that has insued There are angels that pass us everyday to work, to home, as normal people would do They would not belive it is true in any way but just stop a minute...one is you!

Boy Anticipates Sex With His Girlfriend
and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time. Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. The pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex. At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all. That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!" The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head. A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, w

Opening Up I Guess
I feel so fucking bad today, not sure what caused it in general just one of those days I guess. I feel bad because I have been a bitch to the people who I care about today and really don't want to do that. I owe them all a BIG apology . . . I hate depression, I hate even worse not having someone to be able to vent to when I need to. I hate on days like this when I listen to what everyone else has to say but there is no one to listen to me. I listen to every single one of my friends problems no matter what it is or how it makes me feel to hear it. I listen to everyone tell me how much they like this person or that person - how much they want to be with this person or that person - how sexy and beautiful this person or that person is - how they can't imagine a life without this this person or that person - how they need this or that in order to be happy - how blah blah blah. God I hear it every damn day - every fucking day nonstop. But yet do these people ever EVER stop to won

Poetry From A Dark Mind!
Dreamless Nights I find a time when my world begins again. I once more start to find peace. The fog has lifted clearing my mind; Leaving a brightness once forgotten! Before me, lay my dreams. Finally; the future seems to be going my way! Yet, I am here at the edge of my darkness; Mentally worn, my body without rest. Drained, I sit contemplating my existence; Worried, that all is not well. It is my soul that seems restless; My battered heart, that seem ill at ease. I struggle to find the answers; Only to be driven to more disheartening questions. Can I exist in this dream without sleeping? Is this how a dreamer is destroyed? More questions without answers In a dark room filled with people; and still ALONE!

Advice From The Sex Therapist
Two women had been having a friendly lunch when the subject turned to sex. "You know, John and I have been having some sexual problems," Linda told her friend. That's amazing!" Mary replied, "So have Tom and I. We're thinking of going to a sex therapist" said Linda. "Oh, we could never do that! We'd be too embarrassed!" responded Mary. "But after you go, will you please tell me how it went?" Several weeks passed and they met for lunch again. "So, how did the sex therapy work out, Linda?" "Things couldn't be better! Linda exclaimed. "We began with a physical exam, and afterward the doctor said he was certain he could help us. He told us to stop at the grocery store on the way home and buy a bunch of grapes and a dozen donuts. He told us to sit on the floor nude, and toss the grapes and donuts at each other. Every grape that went into my vagina, John had to get it out with his tongue. Every donut that I ringed his penis with, I had to eat. Our sex life is wonderful, in fact it's bett

The Pain Is Too Much Right Now
I just found out today that someone that I hold dear to my heart. Is no longer here. She was like a second mother to me. If it werent for her. None of you would know me right now. Literally. She has saved my life twice. Once when I had severe alcohol poisoning. I was poisioned so bad. Not only was I throwing up alot. I started to bleed internally. I was curled up in a ball from hurting so much. I didnt know all of what was going on. I tell her son my best friend I need help. He miles away not able to do anything. He called her. She lived right down the street from where it happened. Here she is at age 62 at the time. Saving my life. Taking me and carring me from that party. Taking me down to her house. Pumpimg home remedies down my throat. Till I was alble to fully walk on my own feet again. At close to midnight or later. The second time she saved me was when I got into some serious trobule street racing. I almost got killed. I didnt know what I had got into. I just knew they people th

Pleasure Served By A 9mm
HE IS DRESSED IN ALL BLACK.HIS MIND IS ALWAYS OFF TRACK.AND COMEING FOR HER.FOR IN HIS EYES, THERE IS HUNGER FOR SURE.IS IT DESIRE? OR DOWNRIGHT OBBESSION.WHICH MAKES HER SOON TO BE HIS POSSESION. AND FILL ON EVILNESS THAT IS SO WHOLE.THAT PLAGUES A MIND OF A TWISTED SOUL.PSYCHOTIC URGES CONTROL HIS LUST MAKEING HIM THE TARGET OF AN INEVITABLE MUST. TIME IS TICKING, TICKING AWAY FOR HER.COUNTING THE DAYS,TILL HE MAKES HER BEG FOR SURE.FOR MORE AND MORE OF A DARKEN PASSION THAT WILL BE A LESSION. IN THIS MIND OF INSANITY THINGS ARE NOT AWAYS WHAT THEY SEEM.OR ARE THEY? AND IT'S NOT JUST A DREAM.PACKING A 9MM HE IS ON THE HUNT TO GIVE IT TO THE CUNT.WICKED DESIRES OF AN UNCONTROLLABLE NATURE INSIDE. NO LONGER CAN HE FIGHT THIS NEED, THIS HUNGER FOR HER INSIDES. STALKING HER LIKE A LAMB TO THE SLAUGHTER WITH A SMILE AND A HEAD FULL OF LAUGHTER. RUNNING ON FUEL OF DESIRE MAKEING HIS LOINS FELL LIKE THEY ARE ON FIRE. DOUSEING HER WITH SOME CHLOROFORM SHE STRUGGLES LIKE A WORM. BLAKNESS ENGU

A Hell Of A Day!!
Bf screamed my name at 8am. After flying in here and after three days of not passing water, bf got an ambulance ride to the VA ER and they put a cathater (sp) on him and gave him some meds for his prostate. Arriving home, he has been hollering as it burns when he pees and was leaking a little. I called the ER and they said this is a normal occurance. I told the er that it is a wonder they did not hear him from here when he peed! I also told bf to leave the thing alone as he keeps messing with it as he fears the tube is coming out, threatens to pull it out when the burning occurs. My arms still hurts and my ears are starting to pop! Yay! This cold I had would not let my ears pop and I felt like I was stuck in a tunnel. The relief of pressure is wonderful! Now we wait for the ambulance bill! When my mom passed, the ambulance that took her less than a half of a mile sent her a bill for about $1200! Course, it was not paid! Maybe the VA will pay for bf's. *************** Couple

Kissing
Your Kissing Technique Is: Perfect Your kissing technique is amazing - and you know it. You have the confidence to make the first move. And you always seem to know what kissing style is going to work best. Sometimes you're passionate, sometimes you're a tease. And you're always amazing! Are You a Good Kisser?

A Disheartening Reality
A Disheartening Reality Robin Marie Poncek Tuesday April 3, 2007 1030 P.M Unpredictable suffering seems to beseech me Lost among the chaos of sorrow Wrapped in the embrace of loneliness Drenched in uncertainty and fear With failure knocking upon the door Dare I answer, can I accept that Shivering at the brink The world is turning to ash slipping through my fingers No longer knowing what is above or below A sickening spiral downward Desperate grasping for any chance The tide is high and I am out of air Mere survival is the key Praying for the dawn to come But fearing it more and more Shall such disaster maintain How much of this can be endured Hanging on by a thread which is frayed half way through The damn of tears has been overwhelmed and demolished The raging river run rampant Do I give in and give up all I fight for Accepting all failure and worthlessness

An Elderly Woman Bought A Parrot
An elderly woman bought a parrot. The woman asked if it would behave if she took it to church with her on Sunday. The owner said it shouldn't be a problem. That she should put him on her shoulder and he would stay there. The next week she put him on her shoulder and went to church. Just as everyone quieted down and the sermon began, the parrot looked around, squawked and said "It's damn cold in here". Everyone turned around to look at her. She ran out of the church in total embarrassment. The next day she returned to the pet store and explained the embarrassing situation. The owner offered the following solution: "If the parrot does that again, grab him by the legs and swing him around 5 times and return him to your shoulder." So the next Sunday she took the parrot and as soon as the sermon started the parrot squawked "It's damn cold in here". Without any hesitation the woman grabbed his legs and swung him around 5 times and placed him back on her shoulder.

I Need Better Friends
I have been friends with Cassi for like 12 years.I have also been there for her when ever she has ever needed me in any kind of way cuz hey thats what friend are for.In the past she has not been the greatest friend and I have always let shit go and let shit just roll.Well this time she went to far.8 months ago my friend told me she was getting married and that she wanted me to be a bridesmaid.i was happy to do so and as her best friend I helped her with alot of stuff.March 17th was the wedding.I got there way before everyone including her to help and i stayed late.Ok,a few days ago she posted a blog about the wedding here it is WELL I DID IT! I GOT MARRIED! Current mood: optimistic Category: Life William and I got married on St. Patrick's Day! The two days before was so hectic I just wanted to quit! I was so frustrated that the cake wasn't done and I didn't know what was going to happen the next day with things such as the order everyone was suppose to walk and with

After The Love It Gone
"After The Love Has Gone" Earth Wind n Fire Lyrics Here we are, we're perfect strangers After all this time there's no more you and I But don't look for blame We've come so far to different places And now try to live a lie would be a crime It's better this way And we may not have tomorrow But there's always yesterday After the love has gone Only fools carry on We've been hurting for so long And we both know that it's wrong After the love has gone Then we just don't belong We both know that it's wrong After the love has gone It's clear this far, nothing to say now We sang alone and tried so hard to play the game It all ends the same Just words no more to fill these spaces When love is gone it's only wrong to try again I know it's a shame That we may not have tomorrow But there's always yesterday After the love has gone Only fools carry on We've been hurting for so long And we both know that it's wrong After the love has gone Then we just don't

All There.
Everything was then. This is now. She thinks in my heart. There is nothing but my universe. And its quite miserable here. I won't let it come together. I refuse to reign it in, despite the consequences. And I love every self-destructing minute of it. I can't make any sense of it. I can't bring it togehter. BECAUSE IT DOESN'T BELONG THERE IS NOTHING TO PROVE. THERE IS NOTHING TO LOSE. ITS JUST SOMETHING I HAVE TO DO. EVERYTHING VERYTHINGE ERYTHINGEV RYTHINGEVE YTHINGEVER THINGEVERY HINGEVERYT INGEVERYTH NGEVERYTHI GEVERYTHIN IS NOTHING. Nothing is something...but only when I mean it to. There is nothing, there is no one. I take it all apart. I keep it all from myself. Locked secured hidden And all that's left is the rhetoric of destruction. Tongue fuck my apathy. Let me drown in boiling oil. So long as we all know the score by the end of the day. So long as its all been taken away. Disassembled. Broken. Trashed.

Pregnant!!
For all you people on my friends list I thought you might like to know that I am pregnant.....I'm only 3 1/2 months along but time is flying by...Don't worry I wont be keeping the baby fat...Things have been going well for me since I've past the throwing up stage....I'm just waiting to find out if it's a boy or girl....Don't be sad for I will be back in no time once the baby is born and will start taking more pics for you guys.

Us Policies
WOULDN'T IT BE GREAT TO TURN ON THE TV AND HEAR ANY U.S. PRESIDENT, DEMOCRAT OR REPUBLICAN GIVE THE FOLLOWING SPEECH? My Fellow Americans: As you all know, the defeat of the Iraq regime has been completed. Since congress does not want to spend any more money on this war, our mission in Iraq is complete. This morning I gave the order for a complete removal of all American forces from Iraq. This action will be complete within 30 days It is now time to begin the reckoning. Before me, I have two lists. One list contains the names of countries which have stood by our side during the Iraq conflict. This list is short. The United Kingdom, Spain, Bulgaria, Australia, and Poland are some of the countries listed there. The other list contains everyone not on the first list. Most of the world's nations are on that list. My press secretary will be distributing copies of both lists later this evening. Let me start by saying that effective immediately, foreign aid to th

Touch My Heart
Touch my heart with tenderness And fill my cup with love, Share my dreams as I share yours And we'll reach the stars above. Take my hand as I grow old, And lead me when I'm blind, I'll show you that I really care True love is hard to find. Touch my life and I'll touch yours A little more each day, And we can both find happiness Somewhere along the way!

Come Take A Look......
So anyway, I was reading news on MSN...... the (web page) so anyway as I was. I saw this video and it was a joke on that white rap girl.... called Fergie? I think it is... What a creative name for someone. What a joke if you ask me. Plus I'm not a fan of rap.... to me anyone can rhyme oh boy you can rhyme. To me that's not music. I know a lot of you love that rap. I'm just one who doesn't. That's me for you. As I was saying... without further ado, I think that's how it's spelled ;) Here's a video I found funny, and I must admit Alanis Morissette, is good... She was good in Dogma. I find it really, funny when the guys try and touch her and she lays it down by punching them and what not :P hmm my type of girl ;) lol Just like the girl from the movie The Fifth Element! Big badda boom!

..... This Blog....
Okay... here's the question of the night for ya.... should I, or should I not make at least an attempt at keeping up with a blog? do you guys want to read whats in my head? Inquiring minds MUST know! :D

On The Way Home
Well on the way home from work tonight this white car desides he wants to turn left in front of my van. so im kinda pissed and my knee is fucked. im ready to fuckin kill the asswhole. i mean what the fuck cant you see a gold van comein but nooooooooooooooooooooooo imma tirn anyway. what a fucking moron. any way thats my rant on that and yes im fine but like i said my knee is hurtin bad but ill live.

Political Compass
I read a blog recently that said you shouldn't be able to vote if you couldn't pass a politics basic skills test -- correctly answering a question such as who is the president? or what country do you live in? I would agree with that and suggest that it should be extended to say that you shouldn't be able to vote if you can't explain why you believe what you believe. I'm going to take a shot at conservatives here, but there seems to be a high degree of self annointed "conservatives" that can't say why they are conservatives. These people are idiots. "Because" and "Just Because" aren't valid answers for someone old enough to vote. So take this short test, figure out who you really are. www.politicalcompass.org I ended up right next to the Dali Lama and close to Ghandi. And about as far away as possible from Hitler and George W. Bush.

Too Much Caffeine
I am back to not sleeping well. I've tried quite a bit of different things to help with it. Unfortunately, not one of them seems to last. My tolerance builds up and leaves me feeling like a there isn't any hope of getting sleep. I use to not mind that feeling. I had gotten quite use to it. Now it's just as annoying as shit because I'm all sorts of tired at work and can't concentrate on anything. Lucky for me, today anyway, I've had a crap load of coffee and now I'm hyper as hell. Oh yea... They FINALLY released the first season of The Henry Rollins Show from IFC on DVD!!!! :) I'm so broke but I bought it anyway. I just couldn't resist. I've been looking for airline tickets to SEA lately. It's making me so antsy to actually be there. I am hoping to talk Aim into going back to Canada for a day or so. It was so wonderful out there the first time. Hot Asian chicks everywhere! On that note... I've gotta go. There are drinks to be had and strippers to be laughed at. :)

Not Just Online
Ok,here i go again speaking my mind very frankly..Well,As much as I am fighting these online predators.I have a very good point to bring up as it has just been brought to my attentiuon in a very,very harsh real way. These sexual offenders are not only on our streets,but they sometimes live right in our own damn houses.They prey on those weak to them.Ones who respect them as adults when if they only knew that in reality they are no more then just a damn coward in disguise as a man.I wish that for once these men would pick on a woman,not just any woman but a woman who isnt afraid to say no.And one who isnt afraid to beat thier asses.but no,they pick on innocent lil children who deserve a happy life.These children also should be able to depend on thier moms for help,but some have to deal with moms who cant help them because they are only worried about themselves.I will promise all,i will definitely get even with this one particular man .He messed with the wrong girl this time.And he will

My Friend Needs Ur Love
Her profile name is Mary17 i need to get her link ,,,give me a few ,,i'll get for ya's Here is her link, im tryin to figure a faster way to do this but if you can help me out,,u know i return the favors http://www.cherrytap.com/user/794055 a href="http://cherrytap.com/user.php?u=794055&friend=794055" target=_blank>mary17@ CherryTAP

Be Careful
A guy goes to see his Doctor, because he's been a little too, well endowed, shall we say. In fact. It's 25 inches long. Can't get any woman to have sex with him. No men either, one would think. Anyway, the Doctor says there is nothing that he can do medically, but sends him to see a witch that he thinks may be able to help. Witch takes a look at the problem (YIKES!) and tells him to go to a particular pond, deep in the forest, and talk to a frog that lives there. "Ask the frog to marry you and each time the frog says no, you'll be 5 inches shorter." Worth a try he thinks, and off he dashes into the forest, as anyone in this sort of joke would. Finds the pond and sees the frog on the other side, sitting on a log. "Will you marry me?" he calls to the frog. Frog looks at him, disinterested at best, and calls back, "No." Guy looks down, and sure enough, he's 5 inches shorter. Hey, this is great, he thinks-- let's try this again. "Will you marry me?" he asked the frog. The frog

Montreal
IS AMAZING!!! (well beside the creepy guy) Today was a good day we finally had some decent food, and also got away from the tour group. Me and Danielle went out with Danielles cousins and visited the shrine of ST Joseph and the mountain in the middle of the city. It was pretty cool. Also, some guy bought us whiskey sours, and smoked pot with us outside the hotel... It was interesting... So now I have 3 bowls the one at home and the 2 i bought here... They're nice. I also got nicotine free tabacco which is watermelon flavoured it is amazing. I love Montreal... It is just like NYC everything stays open and the people stay out bouncing from club to club.. But yeah I hae really done nothing but complain this trip because people annoyed me to no end or something like that... But yanno what I feel bad for it because the people really arent all that bad and the things we have done arent all the bad... Its just not what I want to be doing or who i want to be around so thats

For All The Men
Well where do I start Lets see here, men let me ask this, if you just got out of a relationship would you be looking for a new woman? If so would you ver go back to her if it came down to it? The thing is there is someone I like and you may know who you are if you read this But would you stay with that person if you clicked? or would you go back even if you do have a history? well holla at me

The First Letter Of My Name Is J Wat's Yours!
-A- You are not particularly romantic, but you are interested inaction. You mean business. With you, what you see is what you get. You have no patience for flirting and can't be bothered with someone who is trying to be coy, cute, demure,and subtly enticing. You are an up front person. When it comes to sex, its action that counts not obscure hints.Your mate's physical attractiveness is important to you. You find the chase and challenge of the "hunt" invigorating. You are passionate and sexual as well as being much more adventurous than you appear; however, you do not go around advertising these qualities. Your physical needs are your primary concern. -B- You give off vibes of lazy sensuality. You enjoy being romanced, wined, and dined. You are very ha ppy to receive gifts as an ___expression of the affection of your lover. You want to be pampered and know how to pamper your mate. You are private in your ___expression of endearments and particularly when it comes to lovemaking. Y

Just Thinking
It makes me so mad how things are in this house hold. I cant say anything without my step dad or my mom trying to twist my words. I just want to everything back to what it is. But that won't ever happen again. I feel alone all the time when I'm home. When I'm not home I feel so alive. It's strange. My step dad says "You make things worse than they are" but what if it's the other way around? What if I make things just the way they are? And what if he doesn't understand how I feel? He said I like to cause trouble . That's true but I didn't start it this time. I tried to stay out of it. But the more I watch it's like the more I want to do something about it. I know when I talk loudly, I talk with my hands. That's the last thing I need..well not really but I just have to keep telling myself that. Maybe I'll get somewhere.

Wow
So mom called me today and i was at work and she left me a msg saying i needed to call her, that something bad happened. If you know me then im sure you know my sister. She was in a bad car accident when i say bad i mean everything since this has been nothing. This morning, at 4 am she was taken to a hospital in West Virginia. i know which one but i cant give out that information for personal reasons. Where She has three broken bones in her neck, and they have to put a halo on her, if that dosent work or goes wrong durring the time they are thing to do that they have to immediately opperate on her spine to fix the three broken bones, her arm is broken and three ribs, she is getting 500 mg of morphine every ten seconds. Also, She has internal bleeding, her spleen is gone and so is her liver. She is currently in an ICU. So do me a favor and pray. She is severely swollen, and is in pretty bad shape. She has to breathe on her own she cant eat or drink, if at anytime she fails to

Nazis! Georges Faith!
10 18 2006 We Hate To Bring Up the Nazis, But They Fled To South America, Too 'Don't you know the boys from Brazil are little Hitlers? I saw it in a movie ... whose name I can't rememberOur paranoid friends over at Bring It On have put together a story that hasn’t exactly made Washington Whispers. It’s real short and real simple: * The Cuban news service reports that George W. Bush has purchased 98,840 acres in Paraguay, near the Bolivian/Brazilian border. * Jenna Bush paid a secret diplomatic visit to Paraguayan President Nicanor Duarte and U.S. Ambassador James Cason. There were no press conferences, no public sightings and no official confirmation of her 10-day trip which apparently ended this week. * The Paraguayan Senate voted last summer to “grant U.S. troops immunity from national and International Criminal Court (ICC) jurisdiction.” * Immediately afterwards, 500 heavily armed U.S. troops arrived with various planes, choppers and land vehicles a

I Stole This From Joe Cause Its Funny
For some time many ok Schitf us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt? We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt!' Well, thanks to my genealogy efforts, you can now respond in an intellectual way. Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N. Schitt, Inc. They had one son, Jack. In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. The deeply religious couple produced six children: Holie Schitt, Giva Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt. Against her parents' objections, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout. After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced. Noe Schitt later married Ted Sherlock, and because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe Schitt Sherlock. Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt, and they produced a son with a rather nerv

Omg This Is So True!
1. Assuming he can get a raging hard on when it suits you. Contrary to popular belief, men can't just flip a switch and get it up because you decided to stop being a frigid bitch. Getting it hard is your job. I suggest you figure it out. 2. Thinking that kissing needs to be this sweet romantic thing all the time. Sometimes pressing your lips against your partners mouth while you get off is hot. It depends on the situation. 3. Leaving him responsible for your orgasm. You know what gets you off. Tell him. If you don't, it's your own fault when he's snoozing and you're all wound up. 4. Expecting him to cuddle. Men and women are wired differently. Sex makes most women want to talk and bond and all that shit. It makes men pass out. It's a biological thing. Stop fighting it, and stop holding it over his head, it's not his fault. 5. Expecting him to fall asleep with you in his arms. That shit is uncomfortable after awhile. A little snuggling isn't unreasonable, but when it's time

Feeling Sad
Just how I feel tonight... The most difficult thing to say is goodbye You try to go on but all you do is remember and cry You will not forget the good times we had Miss me you will and make you sad I am sorry to be blunt and point out this But even now you crave for my touch and a kiss You think how cruel this word can be But it did allow you to fall in love with me I hate to dwell on the things of the past An impression I made on you that I know will last Throughout the rest of your life My words cut you like a knife One day take a moment and think of me The poet, the lover, the man I used to be

New Terrorism For U.s.a.
Dark Armies, Secret Bases, and Rummy, Oh My! Conn Hallinan | November 21, 2005 Editor: John Gershman, IRC printable PDF version Email this page to a friend Comment on this article Foreign Policy In Focus www.fpif.org It would be easy to make fun of President Bush's recent fiasco at the 4th Summit of the Americas in Mar del Plata, Argentina. His grand plan for a free trade zone reaching from the Arctic Circle to Tierra del Fuego was soundly rejected by nations fed up with the economic and social chaos wrought by neoliberalism. At a press conference, South American journalists asked him rude questions about Karl Rove. And the President ended the whole debacle by uttering what may be the most trenchant observation the man has ever made on Latin America: “Wow! Brazil is big!” But there is nothing amusing about an enormous U.S. base less than 120 miles from the Bolivian border, or the explosive growth of U.S.-financed mercenary armies that are doing everything fr

Tequila And Salt
This should probably be taped to your bathroom mirror where one could read it everyday. You may not realize it, but it's 100% true. 1. There are at least two people in this world that you would die for. 2. At least 15 people in this world love you in some way. 3. The only reason anyone would ever hate you is because they want to be just like you. 4. A smile from you can bring happiness to anyone, even if they don't like you. 5. Every night, SOMEONE thinks about you before they go to sleep. 6. You mean the world to someone. 7. You are special and unique. 8. Someone that you don't even know exists loves you. 9. When you make the biggest mistake ever, something good comes from it. 10. When you think the world has turned its back on you take another look. 11. Always remember the compliments you received. Forget about the rude remarks. So...........If you are a loving friend, send this to the ones you love and care about! And always remember....when life hands you Lemons, a

First Letter Of Name Describes Your Sex Style
According to studies, the first letter of your first name reveals your sexual identity ... What do you think? Repost this with the letter of your first name. -A- You are not particularly romantic, but you are interested inaction. You mean business. With you, what you see is what you get. You have no patience for flirting and can't be bothered with someone who is trying to be coy, cute, demure,and subtly enticing. You are an up front person. When it comes to sex, its action that counts not obscure hints.Your mate's physical attractiveness is important to you. You find the chase and challenge of the "hunt" invigorating. You are passionate and sexual as well as being much more adventurous than you appear; however, you do not go around advertising these qualities. Your physical needs are your primary concern. -B- You give off vibes of lazy sensuality. You enjoy being romanced, wined, and dined. You are very ha ppy to receive gifts as an ___expression of the affection of your lo

Thanks.....
Thanks Thanks for breaking my heart. Thanks for ripping it out, And smashing it into the ground. You broke a healing heart, Already suffering, Already bleeding, Sore from the pain of a loss. I hope your happy Becasue I'm not I just can't beleive you Thanks for making me cry Thanks for making me bleed, Thanks for making me want to die. Thanks for accusing me of something, I never even did Thanks for hurting me, And changing me for good. Thanks for killing me, On the inside So over all... Thanks... For nothing

Eff Them
fuck parents, fuck boyfriends, fuck crushes, fuck chances wit guys, fuck "i love you"... i'm back to my old self, my old non-carin self. i'm tired of the lies and the cryin and the heartbreaking. i'm tired of listenin to my parents tellin me the shit i have to do. i'm tired of gettin frustrated and of constantly tryin to be on my best behavior. i'm tired of being the self-sacrifice, the responsible one, the "friend" or the girl on the side listenin to your lies. i'm tired of breathing, i'm tired of feeling, i'm tired of thinking and writing. i'm fuckin sick and tired of everything.

I Find This Very Funny....
That many people seem to be rating down my morph pic i have on my main pic, when 1 it wasnt even made by me, 2 if u rate some one less then a 10 it doesnt tell u who rated it, wich is pritty pathetic if u ask me.... come on people whats soo bad about my main pic? too scary and demonic for you all or something? hell if ya dont like it DONT LOOK AT IT! its that simple! IDIOTS!

Eh Night
Class was okay tonight. Had a sub. Nice guy, but kind of dry, so even though we finally got into the part of biology I like (I'm not dropping the class until I see what I get on the next test), I was still falling asleep in class. Other than that, not much else really going on. Waiting to hear back from Renthal.

Scaring The Shit Out Of My Son!!
Ha ha ha! My oldest step-son was in the shower the other night and I was in the other bathroom and I pounded on the wall and the poor kid screamed like a little girl! Lmao! Then when I went in to check on him I knocked on the door and he screamed again lol! Then he said "This house is cursed!" Then I told him it was me all along and he didn't believe me at first! What an April Fools joke lmao!

Just Fill It Out. I Wanna Know!
YOU'RE ON MY FRIENDS LIST, I WANNA KNOW YOU...I want to know 47 things about you. I don't care if we never talk, never liked each other, or if we already know everything about each other. Short and sweet is fine...You're on my list, so I wanna know you better! =) JUST HIT REPLY TO SEND DIRECTLY TO ME IN A MESSAGE THEN, REPOST THE EMPTY QUESTIONS AS A BULLETIN. 1. What is your full name? 2. When is your Birthday? 3. What is your e-mail address? 4. Do you smoke? 5.How many sexuall partners have you had? 6. If you can't answer, is it really that many? 7. Can you cook? 8. What was your dream growing up? 9. What talent do you wish you had? 10. Favorite place? 11. G-strings or thongs? 12. What was the last book you read? 13. What zodiac sign are u? 14. Any Tattoos and/or Piercings? 15. Worst Habit? 16. Do we know each other outside of myspace and if not why don't we? 17. What is your favorite sport? 18. Pesi

Rude Customer
For all workers who work with Rude Customers An award should go to the Virgin Airlines gate attendant in Sydney some months ago for being smart and funny, while making her point, when confronted with a passenger who probably deserved to fly as cargo. A crowded Virgin flight was cancelled after Virgin's 767s had been withdrawn from service. A single attendant was re-booking a long line of inconvenienced travellers. Suddenly an angry passenger pushed his way to the desk. He slapped his ticket down on the counter and said, "I HAVE to be on this flight and it HAS to be FIRST CLASS" The attendant replied, "I'm sorry, sir. I'll be happy to try to help you, but I've got to help these people first, and I'm sure we'll be able to work something out." The passenger was unimpressed. He asked loudly, so that the passengers behind him could hear, "DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHO I AM?" Without hesitating, the attendant smiled and grabbed her public address micropho

Wednesday!!!
ok friends and family.....tomorrow night is wednesday....and i go before the court there and ask to sell things ....like dried meats....jams.....home made candles.......and clothing......i hope that if you live here in arizona you will all come out and see what we do.....good night......blessed be