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Why Can't We Call It An Easter Party??
Ok I went to my sons school today for his "Spring Party" and was really upset. We have the parties at school for certain holidays. When I was young we called them what they are. But now for the sake of political correctness they have changed it. I guess what got me was that we couldnt call it an Easter Party because we might offend the families who do not have the beleifs that go with this holiday. Umm ok I can understand that but if we are trying not to offend them then why did the kids hunt eggs and why did everyone say to have a Happy Easter (including the teacher) when it was time to go. Christmas break is now Winter Break but.... our kids still have a Valentine's Day party.... did I miss something here?? I guess so. I might have slept thru most of the time that I spent in church when I was younger but you know something smells fishy to me. Oh well we all just have to deal with it and take things as they come.

Dumbass Phrase Of The Year
I'm Bringing Sexy Back You're butt ugly ass ain't bringing nothing back! And where the hell did this phrase come from anyway? Is Timberlake so popular that he can coin phrases into our vocabulary now?? The man has talent but damn people he isn't that good. But here's my question about "bringing sexy back". Where did it go? And when did it leave? I'm 33 years old and I've seen sexiness since I was very young. And I've seen it every day, multiple times a day since then. And now this JT kid who is all of what...26 is telling me that sexy left and he's the one to bring it back?? Really?? STFU!!! Sexy is here! Always has been. Always will be. And like I said at the beginning, if you have to tell the world how sexy you are and that you are "bringing it back" (as if it ever went anywhere). Then you have no clue what sexy is! You're probably too damn ugly to bring it back if it actually did leave! LOL

Flower Of Love
The perfume of your body dulls my sense. I want nor wine nor weed; your breath alone Suffices. In this moment rare and tense I worship at your breast. The flower is blown The saffron petals tempt my amorous mouth, The yellow heart is radiant now with dew Soft-scented, redolent of my loved South; O flower of love! I give myself to you. Uncovered on your couch of figured green, Here let us linger indivisible. The portals of your sanctuary unseen Receive my offering, yielding unto me. Oh, with our love the night is warm and deep! The air is sweet, my flower, and sweet the flute Whose music lulls our burning brain to sleep, While we lie loving, passionate and mute.

Awakenings Of Love
Awakenings of Love ANCIENT EGYPTIAN LOVE LYRIC Your love has gone all through my body like honey in water, as a drug is mixed into spices, as water is mingled with wine. Oh that you would speed to see your sister like a charger on the battlefield, like a bull to his pasture! For the heavens are sending us love like a flame spreading through straw and desire like the swoop of the falcon!

I Have Gone Through The Darkness And Found The Light
Turmoil in the tempest swirls Chaos rains and confusion hurls None do know the souls dark side Before it all would run and hide Afraid of the ugly face of sin We know it for it lives within Every soul and every heart Not for most our favored part The selfish side we all possess Never free of even if we confess For the choice is what sets us above When we refuse hate and cherish love When we do what is true and right Then we become children of the light We live in peace with in the storm Make the world better and change it’s form In this way we make life so great It is an easy choice why let it wait For to live happy, joyous and free Just let go of the world and follow me Do unto others as you want done unto you In this way we make this world brand new By R, Thomas Dinsmore Pull me close and hold me tight I need to feel you through the night The comfort of you and your touch To my soul mean so much Feeling lost in a world unfair Like no one w

My Birth Month
You scored as january. JANUARY: You\\\'ve got the best personality (bar none) and an absolute pleasure to be around. You are probably a massive Crazy fan, and more than likely have an a very attractive partner (or three!). It is also more than likely that you have a massive record collection (that is better than anybody elses from any other month). YOu have a great choice in films, and may one day become a famous actor yourself - youve got the looks for it!!! You are definitly more metal than anyone january100%May0%April0%FEBRUARY0%June0%March0%JULY0%November0%OCTOBER0%SEPTEMBER

A Broken Hallelujah
Live today, await tommorow, remember yesterday... everything happens for a reason. life's too short... dance naked! You know that place between sleep and awake, the place where you can still remember dreaming? That's where I'll always love you If love will finds its way, then it must be lost! Laughter is timeless -- Imagination has no age -- And dreams are forever faith and trust all you need is pixie dust And in the end Peterpan Stole Tinkerbells wings so she'd never leave him I can be your tinkerbelland you can be my peter pan and we can run away together off to never never land everytime some one says I do not believe in fairies and another one drops dead somewhere..everytime you break my heart thats what it feels like Hello. Iam the Happiness Fairy, I've sprinkled happy dust on you. So, Smile dammit. This shit is expensive!!!! faith trust n pixie dust!!

Is Heaven Somewhere Here?
This is for the time first Suffer I from a deep thirst Every little, millions of pores Seek thy love, on me, to pour Beads of your sweet sweat To quench the fire & the heat Will you not look so very deep In my eye and say that you love And for ever, a love to keep Suck me into you, right now? I await a sign when you open Your half-closed eyes and smile Every trickle of thy love, girl Is the nectar of heaven I feel Every whimper, every clench Is my tired self-s magic heal When you with all the joy, cry I with happiness hold you and sigh There is nothing I would want ever Between you and me, my lover When the satin shines in moon glow Making a silhouette of your curves Watch I in wonder whether, this child Was indeed a woman a while ago!

How Horny Am I?
You scored as pretty damn horny.... you're horny like every avg. personpretty damn horny...90%UBERHORNY MOTHERFUCKER80%SEMI-HORNY BASTARD70%not that horny60%Homosexual Horny Motherfucker!30%anti-horny0%How horny are you?? (explicit)created with QuizFarm.com

Tasting Your Secret
secret whispers during passionate night foray tenderly caressing, kissing heated bodies entangled head to toe tongue licking, lips softly suckle slowly making sweet love I'm tasting your secret

Just A Reflection Of Me Today
Why is the mind so lost in the dark ? Where is the one who brings the spark ? Consumed by the echoes that flow within Seeking the meaning and desires of sin Sitting and typing out dribble I spew Dampened of spirit and a need to renew Spiritual needs neglected so long Race for the money life just feels wrong Wandering lost confined in my head Feeling like one of the walking dead Hating the world and the zombie stroll Fed on the lies and hear the death toll War for the sake of diversion of all Watch the consumers taking their fall Excess in living and fulfilled they are not Rome’s lesson lost on the sinful sot Soon comes the change and the world undone All for the excess that has not a war won Nor hearts been bought and a change of mind Living another zombie in the world so blind Strolling on as all good zombies do Lost is our spirit and nothing to renew By R. Thomas Dinsmore I know that this is not my usual fare ... I seek to uplift but today I just did n

Time Can Only Tell.........(keep Fingers Crossed)
Today is the day my wonderful husand left the "sand box ". I can't wait to see him. It will only be a few day's, but a few day's can seem a life time. He will be here around 2 weeks. I won't be on here at all, I don't believe, while he is here. We have so much planned to do, which is going to be awesome. Yet. I might not be having this site much longer either, due to the fact of personal issues. Hopefully that wont be an issue. Keep your fingers cross, as I introduce my husband to CT, and explain to him of WHO OWNS THIS SITE. Which, I do not think he know's who owns it. Just because I am not on here, does not mean you cant leave any luvins **comments, ratings and addings**. Again. Hopefully I will still have this site!! Much love to everyone! God bless you all!!

Restrictions
Seems to me that lately this site has been imposing way to many restrictions. nsfw rules, comment bombing rules, picture and rates rules etc. now I see that rating too fast can put you on an endangered list with the threat of getting your account deleted. that's right I said threat, because that's all it is. I take a little bit on exception when I belong to a site that posts rules and enforces regs by intimidation yet at the same time send you e-mails every month telling you to help the site get more members. I remember when I joined here friends told me it was better than myspace, a more adult audience. really? that has yet to be proven to me and I'll tell you all right now, if I get deleted I won't be back. so post your thoughts and comments here if you agree or even disagree with me.

Possession
Chapter One The club’s drumbeat pulsed through misty air. Kheyra took a languid breath, hoping to decipher every one of some dozen flower scents woven into the ocean breeze. Earth smelled so rich. Even Angelinos chattered about the abundance of flowers after the record winter rainfall. The scents on Dattar were so different. Everything was different. Kheyra looked at her clothes, smiling. It was still hard to believe she was here. No way would she be wearing anything so revealing back home. The pale blue sequined top barely reached her navel. The black leather mini-skirt molded to her ass like second skin, and the spiderweb black hose… Okay, maybe those were a bit much, but they worked. Earth’s males needed so little to get interested. Her parents would probably hemorrhage if they saw her, and Morna, the planet’s matriarch, would have her committed, or worse. Wearing something so cheaply provocative tarnished Kheyra’s family stature and her class as an alpha female on a planet of

Skateboarding
Well today I got a skateboard I ordered through whaolesalesskateboards.com and went to rip for the first time in 12 years. I have a bunk knee and thats why i actually had to stop 12 years ago. I slipped on a knee brace, assebled my new deck, wheels and trucks.....ready to ride again.I surprised myself with all the tricks i could still do and the gaps i could ollie over. i did slam one good time and boy did it hrut worse than it used too....LOL i bet i'll be sore tomorrow.

Body Part I Am Attracted To.
You scored as Butt. You are attracted to: the ass! your an ass man/woman.Butt100%Abs/Stomach92%Boobs83%Face50%Penis0%What Body Part Are You Attracted To?(pics) ver. 2.0created with QuizFarm.com

The Color Of My Heart
You scored as Blue. Your heart is blue. You are a very calm and relaxed person. You are very caring and like helping others. You\'re grateful for what you have in life, even if it\'s not perfect. People love you for who you are, don\'t ever change that- it\'s what makes you the great person that you are.Blue93%Pink71%Yellow64%Purple36%Orange29%Black21%Red21%Green14%White0%~What colour is your heart?~created with QuizFarm.com

I Dont Even Like Baseball
I'm going to an Angels game tonight. *shrugs* I'm not really into baseball all that much. I'm not gonna lie, I usually will get into a live game by 4th or 5 inning. But the ONLY reason I agreed to go? They have Amber Bock. Best beer ever, I say. Other than Guiness. That's for Tap Beer. Amber Bock and Guiness I'll ONLY drink if its from tap. Bottled or canned, both taste like pisswater. Bottled, I'll take a Corona. Canned...Heineken, the big Keg Can...ONLY. I'm such a boozer! This blog started out as a Baseball blog, and ended up about beer. KTHXBYE!

A New Day
A New Day . . . This is the beginning of a new day. I have been given this day to use as I will. I can waste it, or use it. I can make it a day long to be remembered for its joy, its beauty and its achievements, or it can be filled with pettiness. What I do today is important because I am exchanging a day of my life for it. When tomorrow comes this day will be gone forever, but I shall hold something which I have traded for it. It may be no more than a memory, but if it is a worthy one I shall not regret the price. I want it to be gain not loss, good not evil, success not failure . . .

Happy Easter
MySpace Graphic Codes MySpace Graphic Codes I am just wanting to wish all my Family and Friends a happy Easter Weekend..May you and your family's have safe travels' this weekend, whatever you have planned..Hope the Easter bunny leaves you lots of things...may your kids get lots of Candy..so they get allllll wired up...lol...but love you all.... Nathan MySpace Graphic Codes

My Bar Tab Is $475.00
My bar tab is $475.00 This is fun to do. Just read the "offense" and if you've done it, you owe that fine. Keep going until you've read each "offense" and added up your total fine. Title your bulletin "My Bar Tab is$........" You don't have to confess your answers, just the amount of your fine. Smoked pot -- $10 Did acid -- $5 Ever had sex at church -- $25 Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you-- $40 Had sex with someone on MySpace -- $25 Had sex for money -- $100 Ever had sex with the a Puerto Rican -- $20 Vandalized something -- $20 Had sex on your parents' bed -- $10 Beat up someone -- $20 Been jumped -- $10 Crossed dressed -- $10 Given money to stripper -- $25 Been in love with a stripper -- $20 Kissed some one who's name you didn't know --$10 Ever drive drunk -- $20 Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk -- $50 Used toys while having sex -- $30 Got drunk, passed out and

Re: New Feature - Free Cherry Bucks ! (repost)
=== 'PhatCat' spewed forth the following at '2007-04-05 15:06:19'.. > > NOW YOU OPENED USE YOUR ..FAKE..YES NOT REAL !...CHERRY BUCKS TO REPOST.... > > > > > Freed sailors land in London > Thu Apr 5, 2007 2:14PM BST > > LONDON (Reuters) - The 15 British military personnel freed by Iran after a two-week diplomatic stand-off arrived back in England on Thursday to cheers and to questions about the incident and its implications. > > As flight BA6634 from Tehran touched down at Heathrow at 12:02 p.m., the group burst into applause. > > "These guys have been through a lot. They are just relaxing and having a good flight. They are just winding down," said one British diplomat accompanying the sailors, who declined to give any media access to them during the journey. > > The group disembarked and posed for pictures before transferring to two waiting military helicopters to be flown to a base at Chivenor in Devon for a private meeting with their families and debriefing.

Lost In Time
Trapped in a Lost World, giving up on time, nowhere to run to, no where to hide, no one to turn to, no one to Share, Up and Down Lonely Streets peoples faces sullen, all around me Standing up, while I am Falling, On Bended Knees, My Tears Flooding to the Ground, My Buddies Disappearing, One by One, our numbers decreasing, Every year The list gets Smaller, Now there are Eight No ( Make That Se7en) and that includes Me, Will I Be Next, Will I be Last, When I Wonder! Will I Become The Past.

Christ On A Donkey...deal With It!
What the hell is the problem? CT is a free site....it's a GROWING site. It has GROWING PAINS and will possibly NEVER out grow them. I've had no problems with Cherrytap other than maybe getting my 11's late a couple times. So WHAT if it's gone down a couple times...that's LIFE and that's SERVERS. Stuff breaks down every day...at least Mike gets right on it and lets everyone know. So WHAT if you see a bit of tit and ass or some dude's frigging schlong...flag the shit and MOVE THE HELL ON. So WHAT if someone down rates your profile or your photos...Don't lower yourself to what you consider their level. Maybe a house fell on their sister that day and they are pissed...or maybe...they are just plain MEAN.. OR!! Just maybe!!!!...*GASP*...they honestly don't like what they down rated!!! Can't do shit about it so pick yourself up, dust off and go along your merry way. GAWD. Deal with it people...damn...deal with the downraters and assholes the same way. Block them, ignore them and qu

Perks Of Being Over 50 (not There Yet Though)
1. Kidnappers are not very interested in you. 2. In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first. 3. No one expects you to run--anywhere. 4. People call at 9 pm and ask, Did I wake you? 5. People no longer view you as a hypochondriac. 6. There is nothing left to learn the hard way. 7. Things you buy now won't wear out. 8. You can eat supper at 4 pm. 9. You can live without sex but not your glasses. (???) 10. You get into heated arguments about pension plans. 11. You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge. 12. You quit trying to hold your stomach in no matter who walks into the room. 13. You sing along with elevator music. 14. Your eyes won't get much worse. 15. Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off. 16. Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the national weather service. 17. Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them either. 18. Your supply of

It's Funny How Life Works Out
I wish I could put rational thoughts together to describe how I'm feeling about life right now. I've never been good at getting my feelings out, even to myself on paper. How sad is that? Things have been both uhhhmazing and kinda shitty at the same time. I don't know, I'm not even going to try to put things into words right now, I'll just look like a douchebag or something.

Biker Wisdom's
Four wheels move the body. Two wheels move the soul. Most motorcycle problems are caused by the nut that connects the handlebars to the saddle. Life may begin at 30, but it doesn't get real interesting until about 60 mph! You start the game of life with a full pot o' luck and an empty pot o' experience...The object is to fill the pot of experience before you empty the pot of luck. If you wait, all that happens is that you get older. Midnight bugs taste just as bad as Noon time bugs. Saddlebags can never hold everything you want, but they CAN hold everything you need. It takes more love to share the saddle than it does to share the bed. The only good view of a thunderstorm is in your rearview mirror. Never be afraid to slow down. Don't ride so late into the night that you sleep through the sunrise. Sometimes it takes a whole tank full of fuel before you can think straight. Riding faster than everyone else only

My Kinky Turn On
You scored as Bondage. Your turn on is bondage... all out. You don't have a specific part of kinky sex that turns you on more than any other... everything working together turns you on. And why shouldn't it? Sex isn't sex without all the trimmings.Bondage75%Whips50%Chains/Handcuffs42%Blind Folds17%Biting0%Blood0%What's Your Kinky Turn On?created with QuizFarm.com

The Greatest Irony Of Love
Loving the right person at the wrong time, having the wrong person when the time is right and finding out you love someone right after that person walks out of your life... And sometimes, you think you're already over a person, but when you see them smile at you, you'll suddenly realize that you're just pretending to be over them just to ease the pain of knowing that they will never be yours again... For some, they think that letting go is one way of expressing how much they love that person... in my opinion, some are afraid to see the one they love being held by someone else... Most relationships tend to fail not because the absence of love. Love is always present. It's just that one was being loved too much and the other was being loved too little... As we all know that the heart is the center of the body but it beats on the left. maybe that's the reason why the heart is not always right... Most often we fall in love with the person we think we love but

In Bed
You scored as A Slave To BDSM. Admit it, you like being tied up and being told you've been very naughty. You like teasing your partner and making them squirm, and not letting them be able to do anything about it. Some people think what you do is sick and disgusting, but you know it's all in good fun.A Slave To BDSM93%Sex God73%A Romantic48%Virgin5%How are you in bedcreated with QuizFarm.com

A True Friend...
Someone I can talk to Someone I can trust. Someone who will be there When my relationships rust. Someone who will save me, When everything goes wrong. Someone who will comfort me And help me to be strong. Someone who listens At any time of day. Someone who will brighten Any sky that’s gray. Someone who will always Want to be my friend. Someone who will fight for me, Until the bitter end. Someone who will cry with me Whenever I am sad. Someone who will laugh with me Whenever I am glad. Someone who will understand My every weird emotion. Someone who will always be At my side with their devotion. Someone who will always think Of me before themselves. Someone who will care for me And put their own worries onto shelves. Someone who will always let Me act like the true me. Someone who will always be Just like I want to be

I Hate Bad Friends!!!!
why is it when you need someone more then they will ever know they seem to turn there back on you??? its weird you know it makes you question every thing you ever shared with that person all the memories all the laughs.... they were all so great!!! Then you find your self wondering why you were every in there life at all?? You can only do so much for some one only take so much shit before you just get sooooo pissed that you can't see why you every did any thing at all!!!! The love of a friendship is a two way thing as is everything between two people! so why is this one so one sided and why do i.... care if i will never talk to him again and why..... am i so hurt??? I wish he was here and it was someone else pulling hard on my heart strings!!!!! I know he would have the wormest hug to make me feel better but instead he is hanging out with another girl and lying to me about it!! I don't know what to do but i'm going to wright guys off for awhile the are to much work and i'm so tired!!

Look Thru My Eyes!
You scored as Passion. You are very passionate whether that passion is good or evil has yet to be determined. You have great power over others and they seem to flock to your service. You are very competative almost to a fault. Perhaps you should let someone else win for a change?Passion83%Mysterious67%Diamond Eyes50%Eyes full of Pain0%What do your eyes reveal about you?(PICS!)created with QuizFarm.com

Troubles...
To all of my friends, I have had trouble with my computer, don't know how long I will be down. Just keep showing me the love and I will get back to you all as soon as possible... I miss chatting with you all. Take care and show the love...

Hand Writing On The Wall
HANDWRITING ON THE WALL A weary mother returned from the store, Lugging groceries through the kitchen door. Awaiting her arrival was her 8 year old son, Anxious to relate what his younger brother had done. "While I was out playing and Dad was on a call, T.J. took his crayons and wrote on the wall! It's on the new paper you just hung in the den. I told him you'd be mad at having to do it again. She let out a moan and furrowed her brow, "Where is your little brother right now?" She emptied her arms and with a purposeful stride, She marched to his closet where he had gone to hide. She called his full name as she entered his room. He trembled with fear--he knew that meant doom! For the next ten minutes, she ranted and raved About the expensive wallpaper and how she had saved. Lamenting all the work it would take to repair, She condemned his actions and total lack of care. The more she scolded, the madder she got, Then stomped from his room, totally distr

Love
The Greatest Irony of Love Loving the right person at the wrong time, having the wrong person when the time is right and finding out you love someone right after that person walks out of your life... And sometimes, you think you're already over a person, but when you see them smile at you, you'll suddenly realize that you're just pretending to be over them just to ease the pain of knowing that they will never be yours again... For some, they think that letting go is one way of expressing how much they love that person... in my opinion, some are afraid to see the one they love being held by someone else... Most relationships tend to fail not because the absence of love. Love is always present. It's just that one was being loved too much and the other was being loved too little... As we all know that the heart is the center of the body but it beats on the left. maybe that's the reason why the heart is not always right... Most often we fall in love with th

Beelzebub Has A Devil Put Aside For Me.
I am going to a party tonight. I'm excited because I'm actually getting REAL food. I haven't had that in a while. Well, not real food. It's like fried chicken. haha. But it's all good. Tomorrow Jana, Amanda, my family, and I are going to the beach, but it's supposed to be cold which sucks, but I still think it's going to be fun. Uhm, uhm. I need to pack. and shave my legs. Lol. YES I NEED TO SHAVE MY LEGS!! ;] I'm going to prom with a sweet guy named Mark. He's totally the awesomest person ever. [even if awesomest isn't a word. yes, i know, eyles and hallmark, you'll kill me.] I love those two women. they make my life so much easier. except hallmark and her english nazism. much love though.

Traffic Physics
I didn’t take much science, but I do know that physics is a broad and complicated subject. Some of the principles of quantum physics, while fascinating and exciting, are almost unimaginable to me. My understanding of physics is rudimentary, but I think that quantum physics describes the properties of certain particles that defy the laws of physics as we typically know them. Despite a persistent and pervasive following, however, there is not a specialized branch of “traffic physics” that describes the unique physical properties of, or laws governing, vehicles in traffic. Here’s a completely hypothetical situation: Let’s say I’m driving in the left-hand lane on some hypothetical freeway – say 190 in Dallas – at 70 mph. There is a car in front of me driving at 70 mph. There are several cars in front of that car. You are driving behind me. The physics lesson: Whether I am six inches behind the car in front of me or 300 feet behind it, we are still going 70 mph. The velocity…. r

Kentucky Friends
FRIENDS: Tell you not to do something stupid when drunkKentucky FRIENDS: Will post 360 degree security so you dont get caught peeing ------------------------------------------ FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs Kentucky FRIENDS: Call your parents drunk as hell and tell them about the fat chick you tried to pick up ------------------------------------------ FRIENDS: Hope the night out drinking goes smoothly, and hope that no one is late for the ride home. Kentucky FRIENDS: Know some wild shit will happen, and set up rally points and an E & E route. (true story) ------------------------------------------ FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong. Kentucky FRIENDS: Will be sitting next to you saying, Damn...that shit was fun " ------------------------------------------ FRIENDS: Cry with you. Kentucky FRIENDS: laugh at you. ------------------------------------------ FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back. Kentuc

Welcome To Iraq
A U.S. Marine squad was marching north of Fallujah when they came upon an Iraqi terrorist, badly injured and unconscious. On the opposite side of the road was an American Marine in a similar state. The Marine was conscious and alert and as first aid was given to both men, the squad leader asked the injured Marine what had happened. The Marine reported, "I was heavily armed and moving north along the highway here, and coming south was a heavily armed insurgent. We saw each other and both took cover in the ditches along the road. "I yelled to him that Saddam Hussein is a miserable, lowlife scumbag, and he yelled back that Ted Kennedy is a good-for-nothing, fat, left wing liberal Democrat drunk." "So I said that Osama Bin Laden dresses and acts like a frigid, mean-spirited lesbian! He retaliated by yelling, oh yeah? Well, so does Hillary Clinton!" "And, there we were, in the middle of the road, shaking hands, when a truck hit us." -- Long Live Foamy the Squi

Continued Rip Kurt Cobain
Thirteen years ago today Kurt Cobain died. I know I post a lot of bulletins and whatnot about when celebrities die and stuff, but i feel this one is different. Nirvana was the first band that i truely liked, for more than just the fact that their music sounded good. Its a Cliché but their music meant something to me. I was only 12 when it all ended, but it was also helping through a lot of times when i was alone and really not happy, it did for years after, and it still does today. I have certain songs that mean a lot to me, but no other band has meant as much to me as Nirvana did and still does. So this is just my way of honoring them and their amazing frontman.

This Is Irritating!
i pay fake 10 bucks to post.. thats ok.. i can deal w/ that. ok the 4 secs or so b/t comment bombing took some time to get use to, but ok i can deal w/ that, too. but deleting my account because im commenting to fast? so has any1 asked WHY yet? i just got a vic and im starting to think it was not worth it to get it. how can u have fun on a site when they keep changing the rules.. its like cards when someone changes the rules. irritates me. i may have to go back to playing bingo.. lmao i just want to tell you baby jesus that i love this site! but this is begining to not be fun anymore. i dont want my account deleted so i dont comment? comment bombing and rating is what some of us like to do while we meet knew people and its fun to look at what these other people have for pics and shit. also, when i hold a contest, the people who come to me and want to enter become my friends, i rate thier pics, they rate mine, and in some cases, they become close friends who i talk to everyday. so if th

If Someone Doesn't Have The Guts.......then
Explain something to me CT gang? How can someone rate you a 1 (which someone did my photo), and not leave their name????? If they want to do that, maybe it's time for me to move along...... Geez, that's pretty gutless if you ask me. Besides, what did I do to someone to piss them off like that??? The hell with it....I'm pissed.

Testament Vi * Comments Rate Plz*
"If wat make u sad make u happy then the light shall grant u a wishful" For years we have been in search of ourself finding out if love really exist in its true form of being but never was it heard of. we begin to understand opportunity isnt about fun or games but seriousness we take role play engaged relation of wat we desire. we cant always assume that our dreams will come to us based on knowledge we strive for but to draw out our options we must let our will come to us with dream findings through understanding. believing is one thing that relys on pasion of faith bound by person who study the aspect of wat they want and earn them.. understanding is another that relys on pasion of task built to destine to have wat they want but theres always a logical explanation of the benefits. through the light we all may have chosen a path in direction we want to go but blindly do we see at the gate of emotions with 2 keys that only leave one to open. we cant always asume that the happy ke

It's Been A Long Time...
Honey why you calling me so late? It's kinda hard to talk right now. Honey why are you crying? Is everything okay? I gotta whisper 'cause I can't be too loud Well, my girl's in the next room Sometimes I wish she was you I guess we never really moved on It's really good to hear your voice say my name It sounds so sweet Coming from the lips of an angel Hearing those words it makes me weak And I never wanna say goodbye But girl you make it hard to be faithful With the lips of an angel It's funny that you're calling me tonight And, yes, I've dreamt of you too And does he know you're talking to me Will it start a fight No I don't think she has a clue Well my girl's in the next room Sometimes I wish she was you I guess we never really moved on It's really good to hear your voice say my name It sounds so sweet Coming from the lips of an angel Hearing those words it makes me weak And I never wanna say goodbye But girl you make it hard to be faithful With t

Family Memebers Help Needed!
~ Angel Family And Freinds ~ I need help here plz i am behind 250 comments and it just opened up too! Click on the pic to rate and comment bomb me Thanks Guys Maria And a good friend needs help also! And this Family memeber!

Testament V * Comments Rate Plz*
"Sometimes evil can be fought by good but another kind of evil is fended for good" Always the price we pay for something we believe thought was worth doesnt always stand for the truth. In fairness we must forgive our dreams and desire for its interference and forgive our sacrafices for allowing its unstablity that cause its downfall forcin us to use our imaginary and heart to clean up its mistake for its happiness. Our light isnt a toy to be use for special places nor share with the ones cries for a hero. but becuase of our burden allowing such acceptance from the ones that darken its misuse we are to face some difficult meaningful decisions but face them with clean vision of our approach. too much patient may elapse but the pay off of its timing shall never be right or wrong just when our heart tell u so. mourn them do not, brings more sins from our past with attachment allowin our light to feed in blindness to thier desire allowin them to take what isnt thiers to misuse and mis

Hope Everyone Has A Happy Easter!!!
HEY EVERYONE I JUST WANT TO SAY HAPPY EASTER TO EVERYONE HOPE YA'LL ALL HAVE A WONDRFUL WEEKENDS WANT TO THANK ALL OF YA FOR BECOMING MY FREINDS.. CHERRY TAP ROCKS OK HERES THE DEAL I HAVE A LOT OF NEW FREINDS SEND ME A MESSAGE IF I HAVEN'T COME BY YOUR PAGE.. I WILL BE OUT OF HERE IN A FEW FOR A LONG WEEKEND AWAY WILL MISS EVERYONE AND HOPE YA'LL HAVE AS MUCH FUN AS I PLAN ON HAVING...LOL SO IF YOU COME BY AND I DON'T GET BACK TO YOU RIGHT AWAY YOU KNOW I HAVE A LIFE OUTSIDE OF CHERRY..LOL.. AND THIS WEEKEND ITS TIME TO GET OUT AND ENJOY IT... HEAD TO THE WOODS FOR SOME PEACE AND QUITE... WILL MISS YOU ALL HAVE A GREAT ONE... HUGS AND KISSES LESLEY(AKA SEXY MOMMA) Get more @ CherryTagz.com

A Troubled Mind.........
okay friends........ i've got some real shit going on in my head at the moment part of it is work related part of it is personal relationship related part of it is friend related some of you know this already but to be fair most of you dont..... i made a real fuck up of my personal life about 2 years ago i hurt the most precious person i have ever met, more than can be forgiven she is the mother of my daughter a truely beautiful person in every sense of the word i have spent the last 16 months trying to rebuild bridges its at times like these you need your friends and family well, my family are divided (big help huh.....) my brother is fucking awesome my brother in law is even more awesome neither of them have judged me........ both of them have been there for me when ive needed it and yet my mum seems to not have any sort of grip of what im going through or doesn't appear to want to know she has seen her grandaughter 5 times on 2 1/2 years i blame mysel

Do U Really?
Well? Then... You said it loud, and I heard you Never tried to hurt you Some say I'm old-fashioned I like to take my time and do it slow You know with the flow But don't try to rush it So ride it like a horse And let nature take its course Get to know each other Be my friend not just my lover Share your thoughts with me Love my mind not just my body, baby Do you really want me, baby? Let me know Cuz if you really like me I suggest you tell me so Got no time for silly games, that ain't even why I came Cuz I may be the kind of guy you like Please understand the way I feel I must have trust or there's no deal My emotion's ain't to be Played with or given free I appreciate greatly The way you toleratered me Sometimes I do act flaky I wouldn't blame you if you hate me You put up with my butt When I wouldn't give it up Yeah, I know that really sucks But if you wait awhile, I'll make it up Who me? A tease? Brother, please You're just having bad memori

Blood
wtf? since when is blood offensive? i realize its not for everyone but i for one am much more offended by all the religious shit on alot of ppls pages.. if my pics with tits and ass dont get NSFW'd then why do all the ones with the shit i love get tagged by some idiot that prolly wants a razor so bad they can taste it? i find it offensive that some asshole is running amok with an itchy trigger finger and an eye for my profile.. i am what i am and ill continue to be.. mark all the pics you want ill keep finding more and posting them..

Cameras
(Originally Posted on June 26, 2006)I found my old digital camera - a Mitsubishi DJ1000. (Those who know are now peeing on themselves laughing.) It's a cheap camera, but does use external memory cards. That in a way is good, cause me current POS camera uses internal memory only. To get the pictures out of it, I have to hook it directly to the computer.The problem now is that the built-in card reader on my computer is slow as shit, and I don't know where my USB card reader is. Therefore, I can't tell if the old camera takes better or worse pictures than the new one. Oh well...The good thing, though, is that the old camera has a cheap case the new camera can fit into. So whichever one I keep, I can use that case with it.tag: cameras, equipment

My Altar
(Originally Posted on June 26, 2006)I finally got a picture of my altar after the initiation ceremony. Here it is:Again, the camera is crappy, but it does (kind of) work.tag: satan, satanism, satanist, satanic, religion, image, photo, altar, initiation, ceremony, ritual

Hook Me Up And Answer This Thingy
Would you makeout with me? [ ] Hell Yea [] Yes [] No [] Maybe [] already have ;) Would you sleep with me? [] In an instant! [] Yes [] No [] Maybe Am I attractive? [] Heck no [ ] hot as Hell [] Fine [] Cute [] Okay [] Ugly! Do you think I'm a virgin? [] Yes [] No I look like.. [] A player [] a wife/husband [] One time thing [] Next bf/gf [] A friend [] A friend with benefits [] A possibility [] A loser [] A stud If you saw me for the first time would you talk to me? [] Yes [] No [] maybe Would you rather.. ?? [] Hook up with me [] Cuddle with me [] Date me [] Friends [] Friends with benefits [] marry me [] have sex Would you let me have sex with you the very first day?? [] Yes [] No [] Maybe On a scale of 1-10 (10 being the highest), rate me.. [] 1 [] 2 [] 3 [] 4 [] 5 [] 6 [] 7 [] 8 [] 9 [] 10 What would you want me to be to you? [] Friend [] Girlfriend/Boyfriend [] Friend with benefits [] Husband/Wife Would you give me a lap

Mandatory Fun Day
(Originally Posted on June 26, 2006)Last Friday was Mandatory Fun Day. You either work or go to a company event (or take the day off as a vacation day or without pay). This time, we went to a coworker's house on the lake for a cookout, swimming, etc.The food was very good. As usual, Wendy made a lot of food to bring.After eating, we went swimming. The water wasn't too clean and there were all sorts of critters living in it. At one point, I had found a freshwater clam as big as my hand. I laid in the water with it on my hand to see if it would open up. Instead, a fish swam up my suit. I decided that was enough swimming.tag: idiot boss, career, work, animals

Where Is My Sanctuary?
Really everybody should have a doctor like mine. A doctor who speaks their mind regardless of the consequences. I like my doc alot he is knowledgeable and just enough of an asshole to say "Uh, Wes, man I hate to break this to you but you're a fatass, and this isn't gonna get any better as you get older. You really need to do something about it now. A few months ago I came to him with a paper to sign for my Critical care paramedic physical and he says "You know, I'm just not gonna sign that until you comply with your asthma treatment." So I did, now he went on vacation and the stupid fuck that he has stand in for him not only interpreted this as a positive TB test, but she then tells me based off of one Blood pressure reading of 138/90 that I have hypertension and need to be on quinipril, a beta blocker, that's fucking great doc. I take four medications that if you had noticed, have a side effect of elevated blood pressure, not only that but all of the drugs that reverse acute bronchosp

Commandment Thursday And Shark Jumping
Show of hands . . . tonight most Christians will go to a service celebrating Maundy Thursday. What does "maundy" mean? I haven't written much this time on Holy Week, the Christian church's traditional celebration of Jesus' entry into Jerusalem and His subsequent trial, execution, and resurrection. Until a few years ago, I didn't really know anything about Holy Week which begins with Palm Sunday the Sunday before Easter. Heck, the first mention I'd ever read of Palm Sunday was in a MAD Magazine digest about parents picking up their kids at summer camp. The father was griping that if there's one thing he couldn't stand about picking up his kid at camp, it was the day itself -- this "blasted 'Palm Sunday'!" His wife turns to ask him, "Palm Sunday? At the end of August?" The last panel shows the father saying "Yep!" and holding out money from his wallet to pay all the counselors, palms outstretched, for his offspring's activities. So just what is Maundy Thursday, anyway? Also k

Little Kitties!
(Originally Posted on June 26, 2006)One of our pregnant cats gave birth last week. It happened to be right in my underwear drawer, so all my undies (boxer briefs for the curious) were a bloody mess.I took a picture of the three kittens, but the camera I have is a piece of crap. But here it is anyway:tag: pets, animals, kittens

3,500 Comments
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Erotic Story..
You lay there on my bed. Looking good enough to eat. Sugar on your beautiful belly. Sexy rosy glow on your naked body. I touch you gently between your thighs so wet from excitment. I take a strawberry from my bowl and swirl it around your belly. Bring it to your lips for a taste. You take a bite and moan enjoying the flavor. Then rub the half eaten berry over your erect nipples. Then I take each one into my mouth to suck the sweet juices from them. You moan for more. I kiss you passionatly as I slip two fingers in your warmth. Dunking another strawberry in the sugar and taking a bite. While I tease you by slowly moving my fingers in and out. You beg me to move faster. But instead I take them out and replace them with a strawberry twirl it around to mixing it with your own sweet juices. Take a bite and savor the mixture of both you and the red fruit. The sugary juicy mixture all over you belly is to good to resist. So I begin to lick it off. While massaging your breasts and

Who Is A Bigger Bluebonnet Fan???
Okay.... I think that I found someone that has just as much... or, perhaps, more of a fan of bluebonnets than myself!!! Check out odeland@ CherryTAP his bluebonnet photos in this link!!

I Am Back
hey to all my friends sorry i hve been gone for so long but my hard drive crashed and being where i am at well its no really like i can run out to the puter store and get a new one everything takes so long to get here in the mail but i m back

Kicked Out Of The Fire Dept
well today i turned in my gear . they voted me out the other night and called me to tell me that i needed to bring it up there . i have been running calls . but obviously not enough and i know that there are alot of people up there that are happy to see me go . so i guess it is better this way . i dont want to be somewhere where my help is not wanted . now i have more time to move and more time to spend with the two most wonderful and beautiful girlfriends a guy could ever ask for . and now they dont have to worry about me running into a burning building anymore either . i am sure the two of them have a weight off their shoulders now lol .

Which Major Arcana Card Am I?
You scored as XIII: Death. Death is probably the most well known Tarot card - and also the most misunderstood. Most Tarot novices would consider Death to be a bad card, especially given its connection with the number thirteen. In fact this card rarely indicates literal death.Without "death" there can be no change, only eventual stagnation. The "death" of the child allows for the "birth" of the adult. This change is not always easy. The appearance of Death in a Tarot reading can indicate pain and short term loss, however it also represents hope for a new future.XIII: Death69%XVI: The Tower63%II - The High Priestess63%0 - The Fool56%VI: The Lovers50%VIII - Strength44%XI: Justice44%XIX: The Sun

A Praise To Green Tara
A PRAISE TO GREEN TARA Here is the Green Tara, Towering above the trees, Looking upon us here on Earth, To see how we are doing. Her beautiful eyes are open, The eyes in her head are three, And one of them in her forehead. Her hands sweep from side to side In a graceful rhythm... The eye in each hand, looking over; Over the actions and beauty Of the world and the peoples in it. Her strong, graceful feet walk on, Each having an eye in it to see, Each sensing and knowing all things. Green Tara, beautiful green, lovely one, Queen of Nature. Green Tara, protect us and show us The way toward the Light, To feel our Light Within, O Mother. Green as the trees are, Green as the grasses Green as some of the animals Sparkling, clean green as in waters. Listen to us, O Mother, As we praise you. Enlighten us. We look at you in awe, Marveling at your grace And the depth of your compassion. Protect our Earth, Help us To protect the resources here. Protect u

Another Ex Wife Drama
Wow two days and two problems with the ex wife involving my kids. Besides a school program for my son that I was not told about by the ex my son also had a Special Olympics track meet yesterday that I was not informed of. He won two first place ribbons and I missed it because no one told me about it. I could understand if the ex intended to attend this event but she didnt even go to it either. SO my son had no one there to share his two gold medals of glory. I dont know what else to do. The school has been no help. I went to talk to my sons teacher today about this and this is what I ws told. " Mr. Hollenbeck there, _ _ _ has told us that she doesnt know if the kids will be dsafe with you coming to the school. She said you were abusive! This just blew me away. She had tried to claim this in the divorce and had even taken a restraining order out against me claiming abuse. SHe even swore an affidavit of an incident of abuse but upon cross examination on the stands she could not recall he

Poem: This Dream Has No End
This going to be exciting! because I found you walking in my dream just as, though you was looking for me.We started with some pillow talk and thereafter, I wanted to have this with you... Our eyes fell upon each other as this begin, in my mind and we become two lover's, in a adventure.Giving me the chance to, use my imagination to our advantage... I begin to explore your lovely mountains, with the touch of my lips while my tongue, made each nipple rise to its highest peak. My hand journeyed across the plains, of your stomach in search of you hidden valley... The valley was hidden deep within your bush, thats well grown over and as I caress you, I run to finger's down your valley walls. I find the spot that I have been searching for, and as I put my tongue in the spots direction... I past over "your valley" while using both hands, I gently spread the valley wider apart to allow, my tongue more freedom to move swiftly across it. Which caused a eruption

Poetry: You
How my thoughts are racing soooo... I just whispered aloud - "I love you...", and have the softest feeling - for real, no teasing. You 'get' to me so damnably easy... I don't know or understand why or how - you just do. It's because... somehow... we... belong. I know... silly me. I melt at some awkward times and just shake my head at others. But I want to hold you so tight and make love to you and hold you close afterward and make love to you and just 'be' with you and love you. Woman...the thoughts that just race by physical... mental... my stomachs a big knot and I want to sing, smile... just laugh... shake it off... but can't. I want you curled with me, around me, on me. I want to be in you - a part of you... held so very tight and close... and never let go. I want to touch you, taste... explore... mentally, physically... and more - so much more. I want to play and 'be' as only we can. How my thoughts are racing soooo... suc

Poetry: Little More Than Friends
Sometimes I look up at the stars and wonder where you are. I wonder if you are at home wishing upon the same star. I search for a way to struggle through my hard and troubled days. But it's hard for me to concentrate when you're so far away. I wish we could have talked when I left, But my heart knew better. I knew if I stayed, I'd never leave; I'd want us to be together. I can't stay strong or keep a breath when it comes to you. I'm afraid I don't say what needs to be said 'cuz I don't know what to do. So, I have a promise to make to you and I swear it upon this day. We'll be best friends for the rest of our lives (if you think that's ok). We have a special bond together that ties us up till the end. Your heart knows as well as mine, we're a little more than friends.

Sexxy Lady Contest Update
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Slaves To God(s)
(Originally Posted on June 23, 2006)This morning I heard on the radio about one of the Miami terrorist cell members telling a woman they were all "slaves to Allah" or some such bullshit.But it got me thinking. Almost all people are slaves to one or more gods. Christians are slaves of Jesus, Jews are slaves of Jehovah, Muslims are slaves of Allah, etc.Satanists are slaves to their god as well, BUT - OUR GOD IS OUR SELF. Therefore, we are our own slaves.Or something. Just think about it...tag: satan, satanism, satanist, satanic, religion, jesus, christian, christianity, jew, judaism, xtian, muslim, islam, allah, god, jehovah, slave, slavery, slaves

I Carry Your Heart With Me
I Carry Your Heart With Me I carry your heart with me (i carry it in my heart) I am never without it (anywhere i go you go,my dear; and whatever is done by only me is your doing,my darling) I fear no fate (for you are my fate,my sweet) I want no world (for beautiful you are my world,my true) And it's you are whatever a moon has always meant and whatever a sun will always sing is you. Here is the deepest secret nobody knows (here is the root of the root and the bud of the bud and the sky of the sky of a tree called life;which grows higher than the soul can hope or mind can hide) And this is the wonder that's keeping the stars apart. I carry your heart (i carry it in my heart)

Time Capsules And The Initation Revisited
(Originally Posted on June 23, 2006)Yesterday, I finally managed to get some 35mm film cannisters from my father-in-law's shed. (He's a photographer.) I wanted some for a while as little "time capsules." Or maybe I should say, "spell capsules."Here's what I did with it. I took the things from the initation ceremony and put some of the stuff into a cannister. Included in the cannister are the ashes from the burned papers, a bit of my blood mixed with some dried K-Y Jelly (which acts like the sticky stuff companies use to glue fake credit cards to paper - kind of cool), a few drops of wax from both the black and white candles, some sea salt, some of the graveyard earth, and a splash of the Long Island Ice Tea. (Maybe a little too much of the tea - it turned the ashes to mush.)Anyway, I left the cannister open to let it dry out. I will close it up afterwards and label it when I can buy another Sharpie. (I lost mine.)The interesting thing is that before I fixed up the cannister, I

Twisted Radio
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Shit Was Going Her Way That Day!
Falling woman saved by pile of... Wed Apr 4, 10:33 AM ET A Chinese woman survived a plunge from a sixth-floor balcony thanks to a convenient pile of excrement which broke her fall, local media said. The accident happened when the woman was hanging out laundry on Monday in Nanjing, capital of the eastern province of Jiangsu, the Kuaibao tabloid said on its Web site (www.kuaibao.net). "Workers happened to be emptying the building's septic tank, which had not been tended for a long time and had regularly blocked sewage pipes," the newspaper said. "She probably stretched out too far and fell ... right on to a 20 cm-thick heap of excrement." The woman suffered only slight injuries, the newspaper said. In March, a six-year-old girl broke only her left leg when she fell six floors on to a pile of snow in the northeastern province of Heilongjiang.

Why Am I Feeling Like This Today?
For sum strange reason I feel out of sorts today. I feel unwanted, unloved, invisible, like nobody wants to talk to me or anything. I don't usually feel like this and I hate it when I do...it just seems like nothing and no one can cheer me up ... I don't know. And it's not here on CT it's in my life in general. I hate feeling like this, it drives me crazy!

Hey, I *told* You I Was Messed Up! :-)
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Great Hoax!!
Online hoax ad strips home of everything 2 hours, An online ad offering everything in the house for free left one landlord with quite a shock. By the time she realized what was going on, the house had been stripped of its light fixtures, hot water heater — even the kitchen sink. Laurie Raye said she traced the damage to a fake ad on craigslist, a San Francisco-based Internet site for classifieds. "The instigator who published this ad invited the public to come in and vandalize me," Raye told Seattle television station KING. She said the rental home wasn't occupied at the time because she had recently evicted a tenant, but it had other items inside. Even the front door and a vinyl window were pilfered, Raye said. "In the ad, it said come and take what you want. Everything is free," she said. "Please help yourself to anything on the property." Raye said she contacted craigslist and received an e-mail saying officials would need a subpoena or search warrant to release

By George F. Will --- With Comments By Me.
THEY COME with metronomic regularity, these media stories about "soaring" gasoline prices and the causes thereof, news stories which always identify the same two culprits, supply and demand. The stories always give various reasons why supplies are tight -- more often, why prices include a risk premium based on fears that supplies might become tight -- or why demand is higher than it "should" be, given supposedly high prices. Today, as the price of a gallon of regular ($2.70 nationally on Monday) "soars" almost to where it was (measured in constant dollars) in 1982, the "news" is: "Drivers Offer a Collective Ho-Hum as Gasoline Prices Soar" (The New York Times, last Friday). People are not changing their behavior because the real, inflation-adjusted cost of that behavior has not changed significantly, and neither has the cost of the commodity in question, relative to disposable income. The next wave of stories about "soaring" gas prices will predictably trigger some politicians' in

Bored
Ok so here it is almost a year after I made this account, and I decided to use it a lil bit. So whats up? Im Desiree, Im 28 and from Ny. I Am engaged and getting married July 27, 2007. Yay Me! Im looking for friends, and new pplz to get to know. Ok well thats about it for now. L8r!

My Secret Is Finnaly Out!!!
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This Will Make You Laugh My Fav Is #13
1. It's not really the shoes. It's how they make our legs look. 2. Women also fantasize during sex. 3. And sometimes those fantasies are about shoes. 4. If you want to see us naked more often, turn up the damn thermostat. 5. A big dick is a bore if it's attached to a big dick. 6. We can pee standing up, but it's not pretty. 7. We can't hear a word you're saying if there are hairs coming out of your nose. 8. If you would just listen to us, we'd shut up. 9. Want sex? Fix something. 10. Women want empathy, not advice. 11. It's still a man's world, and some of it you can keep. 12. You would be crazy, too, if your insides fell out every twenty-eight days. 13. Some handy translations for men: "You're working too hard." = "You're not spending enough time with me." "No presents for my birthday." = "Surprise me!" "What are you thinking about?" = "Do you still love me?" "Do you want to talk about it?" = "I want to talk about it." "Fuck yo

I Live My Life This Way Lifes Way To Short To Be Unhappy
If You're Going Through Hell Well you know those times When you feel like there's a sign there on your back Says I don't mind if ya kick me Seems like everybody has Things go from bad to worse You'd think they can't get worse than that And then they do You step off the straight and narrow And you don't know where you are Use the needle of your compass To sew up your broken heart Ask directions from a genie In a bottle of Jim Beam And she lies to you That's when you learn the truth If you're going through hell Keep on going, don't slow down If you're scared, don't show it You might get out Before the devil even knows you're there Well I been deep down in that darkness I been down to my last match Felt a hundred different demons Breathing fire down my back And I knew that if I stumbled I'd fall right into the trap that they were laying, yeah But the good news Is there's angels everywhere out on the street Holding out a hand to pull you back up on your

Quotes Of The Day 4/05/07
If you judge people, you have no time to love them. ~ Mother Teresa ~ The measure of love is to love without measure. ~ Saint Augustine ~ Love is patient and kind, Love is not jealous, conceited, proud or boastful, it is not arrogant, selfish, irritable or rude. Love does not keep a record of wrongs. Love is not happy with evil, but is happy with the truth, Love never gives up, and its faith, hope and patience never fail. Love is eternal. ~ 1-Corinthians 13:4 ~ What you see is evidence of what you believe. Believe it and you'll see it. ~ Dr Wayne W Dyer ~ It is better to believe than to disbelieve; in so doing, you bring everything to the realm of possibility. ~ Albert Einstein ~ Within you Lies the simple silence. Be quiet and listen... ~ Author Unknown ~ Sometimes, simply by sitting, the soul collects wisdom. ~ Zen proverb ~ Man often becomes what he believes himself to be. if I keep on saying to myself that I cannot do a c

Nudist Camp News
(Originally Posted on June 19, 2006)As my wife has said, we went to a nudist camp this past weekend.I was a bit worried at first, especially thinking that I'd be... well, lets say excited... when I got there. However, that wasn't really a problem.It was more like a family get-together. I talked to more supportive people there than I have at a "real" beach in the past three (or more) years. Everybody opened up (no pun intended) there.What we did: When we got there, we went through the registration/orientation process. Afterwards, I stripped at the car and went to take a shower to be able to go to the pool. I used sunblock on myself and my wife. We swam a bit, played some water volleyball, etc. After eating lunch (sandwiches we brought), I went on the mile long nature hike while she stayed in the water. There were huge bugs interested in my... equipment... probably due to the sunblock. (They made me nervous, I must admit.) I went back to the pool afterwards. Also, the moth

Thursdays Pimp List
THIS IS MY CURRENT LIST OF PEOPLE THAT I HAVE TOLD I WOULD HELP. I HAVE BEEN A LITTLE LAX IN HELPING THEM AND I AM GETTING ON IT, MAYBE YOU CAN HELP ME OUT BY HELPING THEM. SALUTE CONTEST, ENDS APRIL 7th 1 MONTH BLAST, NEEDS 25,000

Without You I Am Everything
Without You I am Everything These tears I cry, have stopped for now Not another will I shed. You tore me down to depths unknown My loving heart is dead. You abused the love I had for you For granted it was taken. You had my heart, my soul, my love You left me here forsakened. Deeper and deer I plunged into darkness Though Death, he turned away. Forced to live this life I was given, continue another day. I will live this time, for myself, you see Again my heart will sing. Because even alone I am better off Without you, I am everything.

Read The Profile
omg how many out there actually read the profiles. when it says that they are just lookin for friends my god we are. a few sexy pics brings out alot of different people here. holy if i knew that i would have never posted them. i am proud of the way i look and the pics are their for you to look at, rate whatever but dont come looking for more.. i guaranatee you will not get it.if you ask you are wasting my time.

Which Egyptian Goddess Is In Your Soul?
Which Egyptian Goddess is in your Soul ( WITH BEAUTIFULL PICTURES and a myth with each outcome) The goddess in you soul is Isis. She is the mother goddess. When her husband Osiris was gone on a journey she was the queen of Egypt. When she heard that osiris was killed by Seth ( his evil brother) she looked for him and found him with the help of all the Gods. Anubis made a mummy of him so that Isis could put him together and made him alive again. Take this quiz! Quizilla | Join | Make A Quiz | More Quizzes | Grab Code

Back + Wrist Pain
In between classes.... sitting outside in my backyard and it's hot out here, but my daughter wants to play outside. My back is killing me today. Not fun. I'd take something for it, but the only thing that knocks it is Vicodin... cant take that, then drive to the college. So, I have to wait until I get home. Damn Osteo & Scoliosis. My fractured wrist still isnt healed. I actually think I reinjured it when I went over a small jump I had went over before, not realizing it had turned into sand (bad move on my part, I shouldve taken notice), my bike and I went completely sideways, I gunned it, and my wrist twisted a weird way. I didnt fall, but I also killed my wrist again. I just cant wait to get this stupid brace off!

I Wanna Know About You
Are you shy? YesAre you selfish? YesAre you spoiled? RottenAre you giving? I can beWould you walk by an old lady carrying groceries? I would even carry them...the Groceries not the old ladyDo you flirt with your best friends boyfriend or girlfriend? don\'t have a best friendDo you spend most of your free time on Myspace or Blackplanet ? not anymore..now is this placeDo you lie when someone asks you \"Do I look o.k. with this on?\"? yeahAre you conceited? I Can BeDo you go out of your way to get attention? nopeDo you go out of your way to help someone? noDo you get into arguments a lot with people other than your siblings? sometimesHave you ever kissed someone who is just a friend?

I Give Up...
You know what's fun? when people get what they want from you, and then can't seem to give you the time of day. I guess it's my own fault for letting them in too soon. I'd done it in the past, and for some reason can't learn that giving in doesn't usually end up as anything good for me. I guess I thought more of the situation and the person. But now, I get ignored... And it's obvious too. As soon as I sign in to messenger, they sign off at the exact same time...that's not apparent or anything....I guess I quit...quit trying to just let things happen, quit letting people into my life...quit doing "things", even though I want to. I'm not saying I didn't want what happened to happen. I thought about it before it happened, and I'm sure I'm okay with it. It's the stuff that's going on afterwards...that I'm not a fan of, but whatever, it's cool, I guess. Someday I'll learn...hopefully.

The Wisdom Of Larry The Cable Guy
I SAW THIS IN A BULLETIN AND JUST HAD TO POST AS A BLOG.... 1. A day without sunshine is like night. 2. On the other hand, you have different fingers. 3. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot. 4. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name. 5. Remember, half the people you know are below average. 6. He who laughs last, thinks slowest. 7. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm. 8. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the Cheese in the trap. 9. Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have. 10 A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. 11. Change is inevitable, except from vending machines. 12. If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments. 13. How many of you believe in psycho-kinesis ? Raise my hand. 14. OK, so what's the speed of dark? 15. When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane. 16. Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness p

Dreams
I always had the weirdest dreams, and sometimes they make me think. I dont know why I dream about some of the shit I do, but some also give me insight about things that I never have in the waking world....like a certain phrase or a certain person, and I wake up feeling less puzzled about something than I did before....sometimes though, my dreams are just off the freaking wall and crazy. (kinda like me!) but oh well. Im gonna lay back down....love. I wrote alot of new material today, I dont know if I wanna post it or not....lemme know what you think..

Tax Tips: Make It Out Alive
It's that time of year again, tax season! Whether you're 30 days into your first job and don't know what a deductible is or 30 days from retirement with a hundred deductions, here are some help tips to make it to April 16th and keep your sanity. * Keep it all in one place This is really a no-brainer. Keep all of the records you need and all those you might need together; in doing so you will reduce your chances of scrambling on April 14th to find the receipt for that charitable donation you made last May. Important tax categories to keep in mind include: o W-2 information o Interest and dividend income o Capital gains and losses o Charitable donations o Medical and dental expenses o Deductible business expenses o Miscellaneous deductions (educational expenses, safe deposit boxes, financial planning) Keeping items from each category separate will help you avoid confusion when the big day comes. * Se

A Little Girl's Dream...
That was the question at today’s Women’s Fellowship Luncheon at a Church that I have been attending for the past 2-3 years. Well, to not misquote them, the entire question was: “Share with the others what you ‘dreamed of being’or doing when you were a little girl.” LOL… I had so many dreams as a child; after all, a child with a vivid imagination such as myself had many creative possibilities. One that I shared with them though was: “My mother had been a Journalism and English major and has a passion to write. My father, a doctor, had a side interest of building computers and many electronic things. Since I was third grade, I remembered writing many creative stories and poems; many of them have been lost along the way. It has been a shame; however, during the last 3-4 years I have picked up the passion of writing blogs.” The Associate Pastor sat next to me and said that I might have to explain blogging a little further. I asked, “Has anyone blogged?” Everyone arou

The Human Body
You will receive a body. You may like it or hate it, but it will be yours for as long as you live. How you take care of it or fail to take care of it can make an enormous difference in the quality of your life. You will learn lessons. You are enrolled in a full-time, informal school called Life. Each day, you will be presented with opportunities to learn what you need to know. The lessons presented are often completely different from those you think you need. There are no mistakes, only lessons. Growth is a process of trial, error and experimentation. You can learn as much from failure as you can from success. Maybe more. A lesson is repeated until it is learned. A lesson will be presented to you in various forms until you have learned it. When you have learned it (as evidenced by a change in your attitude and ultimately your behavior) then you can go on to the next lesson. Learning lessons does not end. There is no stage of life that does not contain some lessons. As long

What A Day To Forget My Book
9:00 AM – Our phone system is all done through a program on the computer and somehow the computer picked up a virus. Since our receptionist is gone on vacation I’m playing receptionist for the rest of the week. This is so boring!!! Can’t use the computer, no book, no magazine… just a pen and paper, and my tired brain hyped up on coffee. I feel really weird blogging on paper, and if I actually start writing ‘lol’ I’m gonna hang myself. The worst thing is that besides me, it’s only my boss left to answer phones and he doesn’t know how to answer them manually and transfer calls, so I guess I’ll be stuck here… 9 hours… He seems to think it’s my fault this happened but yesterday I went to lunch, he covered the phones, and when I came back I started getting major pop-ups. My theory is that he was looking at porn while I was gone, lol. Damn, I guess this means I’m gonna have to hang myself lol. Crap, I did it again. 11:08 AM – Now I don’t even have a chair. Bossman is sitting at t

And About Sex ..
"I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy." --Tom Clancy "You know "that look" women get when they want sex? Me neither." --Steve Martin "Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand." --Woody Allen "Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night." --Rodney Dangerfield "There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL." --Lynn Lavner "Leaving sex to the feminists is like letting your dog vacation at the taxidermist." --Matt Barry "Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope." --Camille Paglia "Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation. The other eight are not important." --George Burns "Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships." --Sharon Stone "My girlfriend alw

Slide Show
Four Generations of the Strongest, Most Loving Women that one could ever hope to meet... Grandma.. Rest In Peace.. We miss you beyond words! Momma..Thank You for all that you are and all that you do.. We Love you! Myself.. Pffft LOL.. My Baby Sister Amanda, Please don't Follow in my footsteps.. Make a Happy Life for yourself and don't be a sucker for a Pretty Lie like me..And last but not least My Princess, Isabella..May you learn at a young age to decifer Bullshit from the truth and Your Pleasures be many and your troubles be few.. I Love you!

The 411 On Me
THE BASICS Full Name: MichaelBirthday: 12-15-72Birthplace: San Bernardino,Calif.Eye Color: GreenHair Color: BrownHeight: 5\'6..5\'7Weight: 110Right handed or Left handed? RightyYour Heritage: noneMy Worst Habit: Self-Loathing,MutilationZodiac Sign: SagittariusShoe Size: 7 1/2Pants Size: sometimes a 10 sometimes 14 it variesInnie or Outie? innie an outtie..I have a pic lol

About Me
About You First name: MichaelMiddle name: AnthonyAge: 34Birthdate: 12-15-72Birthplace: San Bernardino,Calif.Time you were born: I think 7:30 at night...figuresNicknames: Anti..Michelob...Mikey(ugh)Heritage: noneEye color: GreenHair color: BrownNatural hair color: Look aboveContacts/glasses: GlassesRighty or lefty: RightYour Favorite

Chill Cherry
This site is SO addictive!!!! My goal is to hit level 5 in less than 24 hours. You wanna help? I'm gonna head home in a bit and start loading pics and hit all you behotches up with comments and ratings. Love ya!!

Why Is There No Love For Me!!
Why is there no love for me, I searched for the answer but still don't see.. There was a time in my life, when I looked for a wife.. Now that is a distant dream, and I have no buisness on a balance beam. you see love is a serious matter, not just a bunch of on line chatter.. Now don't get me wrong, there are plenty of women with the same old song.. they do all that they can to find my heart and lock it, but in the end they just hang on because of my deep pocket.. but what I want is real, and it is deeper that just something you can feel.. But just so there is no misunderstanding about what I like, I want the kind of passion that keeps you warm all night.. A woman's body is special to me,and you are all queens to me.. But the kind of body that I crave, is the one that after one look you are a permanent sex slave.. let try to break it down to it's smallest part, I need a woman that also makes love with her heart.. yes I am and ass man and I love full lips too, I also love round hips and

I Need Bombers And Raters For This Contest!!!
You aremn't allowed to comment yourself so I need all my friends and fans to really help me to win this contest! Click on this pic and rate it for me and if you have time please comment it as much as you can. Cherry love to you all! I appreciate any and all help you are willing to give me! Crystal (AngelEyezTN)

Survey #2
The BasicsWhat is your name?AmyWhat is the love of your life's name?BobHow did you meet?thru my friend Tam who we went to bobs to play cardsWhen did you meet?August of 2004What were your first thoughts?oh he is older than meWhat/where was your first date?sitting at the house watchin moviesHow old were both of you?i was 26 he was 43When did he/she meet your family?about a week laterWhat did your family think?he is a great personWhen did he/she meet your friends?within a couple daysWhat did your friends think?he is olderHave you talked about marriage yet?yes he asked me to marry him 2 weeks before xmasWhat is the marriage verdict?of courseHave you talked about kids yet?yes we have a 6 1/2 month old sonHow long into the relationship was your first argument?about a yearWhat did you argue about?something i threw away of hisThe fun stuffWho flirted first?he did of course he is maleHow did you know he/she was into you?when he put his hand on my legDid he/she use a pick-up line? If so, what w

What Is My Seduction Style?
Your Seduction Style: The Natural You don't really try to seduce people... it just seems to happen. Fun loving and free spirited, you bring out the inner child in people. You are spontaneous, sincere, and unpretentious - a hard combo to find! People drop their guard around you, and find themselves falling fast. What Is Your Seduction Style?

Facts
Subject: odd facts If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. (Hardly seems worth it.) If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. (Now that's more like it!) The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet. (O.M.G.!) A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes. (In my next life, I want to be a pig.) A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy.) (I'm still not over the pig.) Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour (Don't try this at home, maybe at work) The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off. (Honey, I'm home. What the...?!) The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football fi

To Fly Again
To over come the complacency in life To travel the road of life with purpose again To be come wild at heart again Find the small child I once was and see the dreams Of joy and happiness I created for my future Yet always searching for God and trying my best to listen To God voice and his words To receive and give Hug's and kisses again with joy, happiness and love To shed a tear in pain or in happiness To travel the mercies of faith and miracles To seek the thought of day dreams and nightmares life and death To find the comfort of choice in a smile To fly agian a wonderious choice To be happy Live to laugh Love Now fly Joy

How Is My Self Esteem
You Have Low Self Esteem 16% of the Time Which can be translated to mean, you have high self-esteem and a healthy sense of self worth. You believe in yourself, and you know how to be the real you. You love yourself, imperfections and all. How is Your Self Esteem?

Beef Tenderloins And Greens Dijon
Beef Tenderloins and Greens Dijon It's a winning combo: hot slices of beef tenderloin atop a tasty and nutritious mix of greens (choose your favorites). The beef wilts some of the greens, and its juices combine with the Dijon dressing for a truly memorable meal. Servings: 4 Ingredients: * 1/2 cup olive oil, plus 1 tablespoon * 1/4 cup Dijon mustard * 1/4 cup balsamic vinegar * 1 clove garlic, crushed * 1 teaspoon sugar * 1/2 teaspoon pepper, divided * 1 pound beef tenderloin tips, trimmed of fat and cut into 1-by-1/2-inch pieces * 1/2 teaspoon salt * 10-ounce package mixed salad greens * Croutons Directions: To make the dressing, in a medium bowl whisk together 1/2 cup of the olive oil, the mustard, vinegar, garlic, sugar and 1/4 teaspoon of the pepper until creamy. Set aside. In a large nonstick skillet, heat the remaining 1 tablespoon of olive oil over medium-high heat until hot. Add the beef, half at a time, and s

Do I Have A Dirty Mind
Your Mind is NC-17 Rated You're mind is so filthy... you should should be washing every part of you out with soap. If your thoughts can go dirty, they do. Almost everything is NC-17 to you! Do You Have a Dirty Mind?

A Dad’s Poem…
I saw this as a bulletin and had to share in a special place to me here... Thank you Lost Soul for the origination of this piece, from the bottom of my heart and sending this - Mystic Snowtiger, Thank you for reposting as I have done the same... Her hair was up in a pony tail, her favorite dress tied with a bow. Today was Daddy's Day at school, and she couldn't wait to go. But her mommy tried to tell her, that she probably should stay home. Why the kids might not understand, if she went to school alone. But she was not afraid; she knew just what to say. What to tell her classmates of why he wasn't there today. But still her mother worried, for her to face this day alone. And that was why once again, she tried to keep her daughter home. But the little girl went to school eager to tell them all. About a dad she never sees; a dad who never calls. There were daddies along the wall in back, for everyone to meet. Children squ

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I see myself holding you close to me, Squeezing your body tight. But for all I see as I daydream- I know I'll get tenfold tonight. Running your palms across my breast, As I tremble and bite my lip. Feeling my hands upon your chest, The softness of each fingertip. Tasting my neck so sweet, so soft, And slowly lowering your kiss. Over hard nipples, across my navel, And finally into pure bliss. Looking upon my face from below- As I toss back my head. Feeling my fountain begin to flow- As I ease back on the bed. My "innocent little devil" look- Crying insatiably with the sensation. Lip to lip lapping up every drip- From the well of my creation. The way I pull you atop my body so fair- To the heat of my mouth, on fire. No other thoughts, no other cares, Just the quenching of our mad desire. Riding the tide of passion, Pushing your love into me making me feel you. On the waves of pure emotion- In slow motion, so sweet and true. Pulse pounding in reso

Southern Preacher
An old southern country preacher had a teenage son, and it was getting time the boy should give some thought to choosing a profession. Like many young men, the boy didn't really know what he wanted to do, and he didn't seem too concerned about it. One day, while the boy was away at school, his father decided to try an experiment. He went into the boy's room and placed on his study table four objects: a Bible, a silver dollar, a bottle of whisky and a Playboy magazine. "I'll just hide behind the door," the old preacher said to himself, "when he comes home from school this afternoon, I'll see which object he picks up. If it's the Bible, he's going to be a preacher like me, and what a blessing that would be! If he picks up the dollar, he's going to be a businessman, and that would be okay, too. But if he picks up the bottle, he's going to be a no-good drunkard, and, Lord, what a shame that would be. And worst of all, if he picks up that magazine he's gonna be a skirt-chasin' bum."

About Me Survey
~*~Basics & Appearance~*~Name:AmyAge:29Location:IllinoisMarital Status:engagedBirthday:July 4th 1977Zodiac:cancerBirth Place:BellevilleEthnicity:Height:5-10Weight:240Hair Color:blondeLong or Short:shortStraight or Curly:wavyEye Color:blueBig or Small:i dunnoTats:3 wings with heart (brittney in it), cross w/ a rose, star and firePiercings:13 1-nostril 6 in each ear~*~This or That~*~Fire or Ice:iceDay or Night:dayHot Chocolate or Coffee:coffeeTea or Soda:teaJuice or Water:waterWhite Milk or Chocolate Milk:white milkItalian or Chinese:chineseMcDonald's or Burger King:mcD'sPizza Hut or Domino's:Pizza HutWatermelon or Kiwi:WatermelonStrawberry or Blueberry:StrawberryCherry or Banana:BananaSummer or Winter:summerSpring or Fall:springRainy or Sunny:sunnySnowy or Rainy:rainyLove or Money:love~*~Have You Ever~*~Smiled for no reason:yesDanced in the rain:yupSang out loud:yeahKissed in the rain:you bet yaGotten in a bar fight:onceDone drugs:have triedBeen drunk:hell yeahBeen in love:yeahSat on

The Marriage Proposal
Jim decided to propose to Lisa, but prior to her acceptance Lisa had to confess to her man about her childhood illness. She informed Jim that she suffered a disease that left her at maturity with the breasts of a twelve year old child. He stated that it was OK because he loved her soooo much. However, Jim felt this was also the time for him to open up and admit that he also had a deformity too. Jim looked Lisa in the eyes and said...."I too have a problem. My penis is the same size as a newborn infant and I hope you could deal with that once we are married." She said, "Yes I will marry you and learn to live with your infant size penis." Lisa and Jim got married and they could not wait for the Honeymoon. Jim whisked Lisa off to their hotel suite and they started touching, teasing, holding one another... As Lisa put her hands in Jim's pants, she began to scream and ran out of the room! Jim ran after her to find out what was wrong. She said, "You told me your penis was t

Whats The Point Anymore
Whats the damned point anymore on this site? You can't do shit no more it seems, Can't comment your friends and family no more, if you do it your going to get your account deleted! You can't change your email if you want on here or you get your account deleted! People are getting there VIC member ships stopped temporary! Sorry if that happened to me I'd be pretty pissed off!!! Tons more bull crap happening on here. What the heck are they doing anyways? Aren't they wanting us all to get so damned tired of it and cancel all of our memberships? I come on here and there really isn't anything to do on here, I guess just sit here and stare at the screen hmmm Don't think so !!!! I was seriously thinking of buying a VIC membership but I don't think so now! Who is is getting tired of the bull crap like me? But what can we do really? Oh well thanks for listening to me bitch about it all ! (:

Do I Have An Addictive Personality?
Your Personality is 47% Addictive You may have an addictive personality, but you have it mostly under check. Just don't start any new bad habits, okay? Do You Have an Addictive Personality?

Have You Ever Wondered?
Have you ever wondered... ...Why New Jersey is really the only place in America you can drop the "new" from and people still know what you're talking about? Nobody goes to York, or to Hampshire. They of course are real places, in England, but nobody ever assumes that you are hopping a plane to the U.K. if you say you're headed to "Jersey" for a few days. And now New Mexico, I can understand. I mean, it IS sort of in the same cardinal direction from almost anywhere in the word as the "old" one. And apparently the culture of one is significantly influenced by the culture of the other. In that respect, they are easy enough to get confused without the fact that one is the name sake for the other as well. ...If animals have menopause? The question came to mind the other night while overdosed on caffeine and unable to sleep. I was pondering the meaning of life, and It just hit me. My path of thinking was one of the mechanics of life. We are born, we breed, we die. Do we serve an unknow

Drinkin With A Redneck Girl
A Mexican, an Iraqi, and a redneck girl are in the same bar. When the Mexican finishes his beer, he throws his glass in the air, pulls out his pistol, and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, "In Mexico our glasses are so cheap we don't need to drink with the Same one twice". The Iraqi, obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer, throws his glass into the air, pulls out his AK-47, and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, "In Iraq we have so much sand to make glasses that we don't need to drink with the same one twice either." The redneck girl, cool as a cucumber, picks up her beer, downs it in one draft, throws the glass into the air, whips out her 45, and shoots the Mexican and the Iraqi. Catching her glass, setting it on the bar, and calling for a refill, she says, "In America we have so many illegal Mexicans and Arabs that we don't have to drink with the same ones twice." God Bless America

Why Is It Like This
IS it funny how the brain works? Its simply amazing if you stop and think about it. It alows you to dream you you are in a deep sleep or even when you are awake! Thares even ways that you can stimulate your mind, like i do. Im pretty sure you guys know what i am talking about. The reason I think i stimulate my mind is to calm the evil thoughts that go through my mind. Like most of you have music constantly going through your mind as i do to. Some days i apsalutely go insane and that my mind takes over my actions! OF coures thats called insanity! When insanity takes over I have have a habbit of doing things, unspeakable things that is! Yall may think im crazy and thats alright cause i agree with ya! The ones that really know me would not be scared of me! Cause thare the ones that know how to calm me down. You probaly relieze by now i am a very dark person. that likes to hide in the shadows of the dark. And dont like to be arround that much people! Only reason for that is becase i dont

Odd Week
I do not enjoy going to visitations but consider them something that must be attended. It is a sign of caring but I never know what to say. This week I get to go to three. A co-worker's father died, someone I used to work with died (suicide) and someone I graduated with died. I'll try to take these two attitudes with me - "People don't care how much you know until they know how much you care" and "That which does not kill us only makes us stonger." It's unfortunate but a way of life that funerals and visitations are a way to see your old friends. later

Dads Poem
Her hair was up in a pony tail, her favorite dress tied with a bow. Today was Daddy's Day at school, and she couldn't wait to go. But her mommy tried to tell her, that she probably should stay home. Why the kids might not understand, if she went to school alone. But she was not afraid; she knew just what to say. What to tell her classmates of why he wasn't there today. But still her mother worried, for her to face this day alone. And that was why once again, she tried to keep her daughter home. But the little girl went to school eager to tell them all. About a dad she never sees; a dad who never calls. There were daddies along the wall in back, for everyone to meet. Children squirming impatiently, anxious in their seats One by one the teacher called a student from the class. To introduce their daddy, as seconds slowly passed. At last the teacher called her name, every child turned to

What I Do!
THIS WAZ 4 A FEMALE THAT I WAZ TALKIN 2 BUT WE DONT TALK ANYMORE & SHE NEVER GOT THIS, IT WAZNT 4 ANYTHING JUST GOT IT 4 HER BECUZ THATS JUST THA THINGS I DO!"ALL I WANT IZ 2 LOVE U 4 THA REST OF MY LIFE..2 WAKE UP EVERY MORNIN WITH U BY MY SIDE, KNOWIN THAT NO MATTER WHAT HAPPENS, I'L BE ABLE 2 COME HOME 2 YOUR LOVEIN ARMS. ALL I WANT IZ 2 SHARE EVERYTHING WITH U..2 TALK 2 U ABOUT OUR IDEAS, DREAMS, THA LITTLE EVERY DAY THINGS THAT MAKE US LAUGH, & THA NOT-SO-LITTLE THINGS THATWE CANT HELP WORRYIN ABOUT.ALL I WANT IZ 2 GIVE U MY LOVE..AZ A PLACE U CAN ALWAYS CUM 2 FOR ACCEPTANCE OR THA SIMPLE COMFORT THAT SILENCE BRINGS WHEN THINGS LEFT UNSPOKEN CAN STILL BE UNDERSTOOD.ALL I WANT IZ 2 GROW OLD WITH U..2 WATCH OUR LIFE UNFOLD, OUR DREAMS, ONE BY ONE CUM TRUE. ALL I WANT IZ 2 LOVE U 4EVER!

Drunk And Stupid
TWO IRISH BOYS PAT AN MICK ARE OUT BAR HOPPING ONE NIGHT, AS THAY STUMBLE INTO THE PUB MICK LOOKS AT THE BARTENDER AND SAYS GIVE US A SHOT AN BEER THE BARTENDER TELLS THEM (AW GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE BOTH OF YOU ARE 3 SHEETS TO THE WIND ) MICK TELL THE B-TENDER WE CAN DRINK A LEPERCON UNDER THE TABLE GIVE US ASHOT AND A BEER, AS THE MAN BEGINS TO POUR PAT ASKS HIM WHERE IS THE BATHROOM AT THE MAN TELLS HIM TO GO TO THE END OF THE BAR MAKE A RIGHT GO THROUGH THE THE DOOR AND ITS THE FIRST DOOR ON THE RIGHT AS PAT HEADS TO THE BATHROOM MICK CHATS WITH THE BARTENDER, AS HE REACHES DOWN PICKS UP THE SHOT JUST AS HE GETS IT TO HIS LIPS THAY HEAR A BLOOD CURLING SCREEM MICK DROPS THE SHOT ON THE BAR AND ASKS WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT THE BARTENDER TELLS HIM I THINK IT WAS YOUR FRIEND IN THE BATHROOM YOU MIGHT WANT TO GO CHECK ON HIM MICK SAYS AW FUCK EM HE WILL BE ALL RIGHT GIVE ME ANOTHER SHOT FOR THE ONE I SPILLED, THE B-TENDER SETS HIM UP ANOTHER AND JUST AS HE GETS IT TO HIS LIPS AGAIN ANO

What Type Of Weather Am I
You Are Rain You can be warm and sexy. Or cold and unwelcoming. Either way, you slowly bring out the beauty around you. You are best known for: your touch Your dominant state: changing What Type of Weather Are You?

Just Bitching Sorry Y'all
OKAY....what is the reson y there is writing on nebodys page? a duh??? u obviously do not know. To read (or r u illiterate??)Ya know IF y'all read some ones page you will not be asking dumb assed questions..like do you have msn or yahoo? Hell yes I do, but I do not wanna live Cherry Tap 24 hours a day, so I will NOT talk to you on there. That info is ON MY PAGE!! READ IT!! If I do NOT holla back in the shoutbox, did y'all ever think I might b busi? It's not I do not WANNA TALK TO YOU, OR I AM MAD AT YOU. OR ANYTHING LIKE THAT. Go on with your insecure self. I do not have time to b boosting your ego! And if you r going to act like a baby what r u doing on an over 18 site to begin with?? I AM ALSO JUST TOO DAYUM BUSY, a lot of the time, TO WASTE MY TIME TO ANSWER Y'ALL DUMB ???'s, WHEN THE ANSWERS ARE RIGHT ON MY PAGE. READ IT!! I don't appreciate the I wanna F**k you, or your pictures make me so hard and I am coming all over them right now.............I DO NOT NEED to

Am I Masculine Or Feminine?
You Are 35% Feminine, 65% Masculine You are in touch with your masculine side. You are not overly sensitive and not easily moved. Occasionally, though, something will get through and touch your heart! Are You Masculine or Feminine?

Some Guys Make You Feel Verry Pretty
xome guys make women feel verry pretty,and sexy,cause they tell them they are,some women need too hear thst cause they bean in a bad relationship where the guy tells the women she is ugly,fat,calling her all kinds of names and realy degradding her,and sometimes women stay in that relationship cause they beleave that they dont deserve better.i have bean through it i know,i have bean hit like a man would hit another man,i have bean choked kicked..well you all get the point,there are so many women out there are in that relationship and need suport and understanding,and you all have gave that too me even when i have only bean on for a short time you all are awsome thank you

Getting Ready To Leave
Ok all you lovely cherry peeps. I'm hopping off...possibly for the day. Not sure. May be on for a few later. Tomorrow I probably won't be on at all. As you read in my previous blog, gonna be at the Rangers game! The afterwards....well let's see, me and hubby and no kid...you figure it out. LOL SEND ME A MESSAGE if you want. My comments drop off the page so quick it's hard to see who came by and I definitely want to return the love! Be good and Be safe! BeerQueen

My Pizza Personailty
Pepperoni Pizza Robust and dominant. When you go for something, you go full force. You tend to take control of situations easily. And in return, you get a ton of respect. What's Your Pizza Personality?

Me And My Wonderful Hubby!!
The love of my life: Allen Culver "lawlessrebel69".....!!! I am soo in love with Allen Culver!! Nobody will ever change that!! He is my everything.. and I think everyone knows that!! lol!! I know not alot of people get to experience love like this... but I am very lucky that I have found someone that I wanna spend the reast of my life with!! Nothing will ever change that I am always gonna love him.. we are always gonna be together all the time..!!!... lol.. like i have said already that I love him ohhh so much!! Just wanted to make a blog and wasn't sure what all to put so I just decided to talk about my life with Allen!! There is much much more... but not all the time to write about it!! well laterz!

Me And You
When we first spoke I felt as though I'd known you forever, telling you my problems and what I didn't want ever. You listened to me I bet you thought it would never end, who would have thought we would be this king of friends. Over time, I got to know the real you. A man so charming and gentle, with a heart so true. I'm surviving my life with you by my side. You told you would never leave because of the feelings you have inside. There now comes a time I want to explore, what will happen if we would only open the door. You know me like no one I have ever known, and sometimes I wonder what do I do when we're alone? I have decided time answers all. If it is meant to be time will remove the wall. Standing between us, holding us back, allowing us to feel Is the relationship that we lack. I love the way we are together, you can always make me smile. Will it ever really be forever? I guess I will have to wait awhile. Time will reveal, what

Dating Purity Test
Your Dating Purity Score: 67% You are an under-experienced dater. This doesn't mean you're unexperienced - far from it. It just means that there's a lot of romance left to discover! Dating Purity Test

What Is My Element
Your Element Is Earth You excel at planning and strategizing. You could be a champ at chess or Survivor. Well grounded, you are able to be realistic and rationalize. On the inside, you have a hard core. It's tough to phase you. You are super productive, and you are able to think anything through. Focused and super charged, your instincts are a good guide for your next step. What's Your Element?

Walking The Walk
I have been posting to a mumm that I saw, regarding celebrating Easter. Do I celebrate Christ's resurrection, or with the Easter Bunny. Of course, I posted my response, but in the course of replies, somehow got on the subj. with one guy about religion in general. He was definately done wrong by "so called" Christians...and a particular church...which he did not mention the denomination. I guess what started this was his stereotyping all priest, ministers, as child molesters, and money hungry. WHY...do people have to do this? We do not assume that all black people belong to gangs, or that all Native American's are alcoholics, or all Germans Nazis...WHY do people assume that ALL Christians are hypocrites? I'll tell you....because TOO MANY PEOPLE, see Christians TALKING THE TALK...BUT NOT WALKING THE WALK. So...I suppose this blog is most generally directed towards Christians. WHEN...will we realize, that we can TALK ALL WE WANT...BUT...if people do not see us living the liv

Dremz Suk
Dark outside...but even the Shifters know that it's just a distraction. It's feeding time in the world of Shadows and the Lost. Movement...something we have to catch...into the road, out of the road, into the road....watch out for the cars...big white truck...moves into the other lane. She's there, going around one side. He's there, watching, waiting, seeing who will give chase first. And it's her. Flush him out so she can tackle him. A house. Sadness. He's a Shifter. Getting dressed. New pants. But...not afraid of the shadows...even the ones that eye him in hungry anticipation. Pants look like the blanket on our real bed...something about because the jeans are wet his have to be too. But then...a home. She kisses me and slides on top. Just lays there. We're lost...lost forever in some spinning moment. Then writing. Saying we'll have to stop the mornings cuz she's going to be late for work. Someone beside her...me not me...saying that it's all ended now and there's no love there

Too Much On My Mind
This is the world as I've come to know it These days when you awaken to the static-electric hum Of dead silence outside your window When the clouds hang a little lower in the sky And it seems inevitable that the day will end before it has even begun. These are the days when our minds linger in the doldrums Of too many whiskey jars and too few friends and familiar faces When nothing that you know... Becomes the only comfort you suddenly have And when the dreams that spiral, twist, and copulate before your open eyes Are the fears you never could have faced. This is the time when we can smile bright-eyed and optimistic Saying nothing much bad happens in the world But when even truer slips into the shadows at the corners of our eyes And whispers that nothing much bad really fucks up the week.

I Can't Make You Love Me
I can't make you love me this battle I lost a long time ago and there you were, drifting off to sea leaving behind the only girl who ever loved you. I set you free it was what you always wanted staying with me was a favor you held on and so did I but why? it only made the pain worse it only made me want you more. For time hasn't healed these wounds it hasn't even come close everyday I sit here and wonder when will I see your face again? I close my eyes and try not to picture you kissing her like you kissed me you touching her like you touched me it's more than I can bare Because I can't make you love me you were always in love with someone else.

Moments
MY BEST MOMENTS ARE WHEN I AM WITH YOU,... TIME SEEMS SHORT COMPARED HOW MUCH I MISS YOU SOMETIMES,...THE BEST THINGS ARE IN LIFE ARE SIMPLE AND BEING NEXT TO YOU IS ONE OF THEM,... WHEN WE TALK,WHEN WE TOUCH,WHEN I SEE THE BLUE IN YOUR EYES,...THESE ARE MY MOMENTS.

Purely Annoyed
What the hell am I doing? I run myself in circles damn near to death and I find myself barely respected or trusted. What is the reasoning behind all of this? Is what I really feel is right and what I am doing worth anything. What am I suppose to do?

Which Hair Color Is The Sexiest Contest
OK GUYS IM IN YET ANOTHER CONTEST SO SHOW ME SOME MORE LOVE... IT IS THE "WHICH HAIR COLOR IS THE SEXIEST CONTEST" ONCE AGAIN COMMENT BOMBING ALLOWED SO COMMENT TILL YOUR FINGERS HURT LOL!! HERE IS THE LINK IM BEHIND CAUSE I HAVE BEEN SICK ALL WEEK SO DO WHAT YOU CAN I FORGOT ALL ABOUT THE CONTEST MUCH LOVE MICHELLE AKA HOOVERGIRL

Are You Interested Or Want Info On How To Adopt A Soldier?
YES ITS OFFICIAL, ADOPT A SOLDIER IS ON MYSPACE NOW. COME AND CHECK US OUT. FOR MORE INFORMATION ON HOW YOU CAN ADOPT A SOLDIER, OR HELP OUT, SEND US A MESSAGE ON MYSPACE. OR JUST MESSAGE US HERE. Adopt a soldier. AKA **DJ ADAMS**@ CherryTAP PLEASE ADD US TO MYSPACE AS WELL. JUST COPY PAIST THE LINK AND YOU WILL BE AT OUR PAGE http://www.myspace.com/operation_adopt_a_soldier PLEASE SOMEONE MAKE THIS A STICKY. THE FIRST TO MAKE THIS A STICKY GETS A GIFT FROM ME.

Omg!!!!!!
O.K, No one can ever say I don't live in my own little world! To everyone I just sent a happy hump day message too, WOW my bad it's Thursday!! I'm sorry but either way have one hell of a good day anyway, obviously I am...lol I do love entertaining myself..lol Take care and MUAHHHH

My Gripe: The Shoutbox
First -simply- the shoutbox drives me nuts! It IS a nice touch for some INSTANT messaging but seems to have issues. Somtimes I can't even see the spot I'm typing in because something is in the way and other times I'll type a long message and scroll off the screen before hitting SEND and it disappears. Annoying.. BUT.. my gripe is mostly about the messages I get in them and the people that send me them. All day I getthe simple common one liners such as "hey sexy, what's up, you're hot, etc. I typically don't respond to these because the amount of them I get and because of part 2 of this gripe. Most of the time people don't seam to mind that I don't comment back but then I'll always get the psycho who starts on the one liner rampage... Are you there? Hey sexy??? are you not talking to me? (then as if they hadn't even sent a message yet) hey sexy, you there? hellooooooooo???? you must be away Finally I say "have I talked to you before" thinking that I must know this p

Single Again Lol : )
Hey everyone I'm single again. I'm just goin to be chillin out for a little while. If you want to talk to me then you're more than welcome. There are only a few things i require. I want a girl that meets me half way on things. If we have a problem we should be able to just talk it out and come up with a solution. Also girls, make sure you can keep your word. If you can't keep your promises then there is no reason to even talk to me. You're just waistin both of our times. I'm a preacher's kid and i'm use to havin good girls as my girlfriend. I understand now that people have pasts and you have to sometimes look past them, but at the same time i don't want something that everyone has had. If you can keep these three simple things and just be there for me I'll make sure be there whenever you need me. If you need a shoulder to cry on then you know i'm there for you. I like to have fun with a girl and i like to make her feel special. The girl just has to do the same in return. If anyone is

The Sun
the sun rises the sun set's i know your out there we just havent met,but someday we will meet and togeather defeat.some where out there your as alone as me,but togeather someday we will be,i feel your pain and sorrow,just hope i last till tomorrow.i lay here in my bed looking out the window instead,the moon is out the stars shine,someday you will be mine........

This Is One Of My Favorite Songs
SELFISH AND COLD BY REVELATION THEORY: Your voice is killing me Your words are hard as they come Thoughts that sit in here Fall like bullets to the floor Your heart is pulling me The cut runs deeper as it flows Scars that cannot heal The hurt is covered to the bone 'Cause every time, it gets so complicated While I'm lying down in doubt I'll just tell myself I'm leaving here 'Cause I'm selfish and I'm cold And I feel like the world is ending Faithless and I've fallen again 'Cause I'm selfish and I'm cold And I feel like we're all pretending Careless and I'm lonely again And I am torn On the inside The trust is dead in me Walls close higher all around The cross I cannot bear feels like pressure coming down Until now The world was never jaded Yet I'm left here on my own To pick up the pieces 'Cause I'm selfish and I'm cold And I feel like the world is ending Faithless and I've fallen again 'Cause I'm selfish and I'm cold And I feel like we're all pretending

What X-men Am I
You Are Wolverine Small but fierce, you're a great fighter. Watch out! You are often you're own greatest enemy. Powers: Adamantium claws, keen senses, the ability to heal quickly Which of the X-Men Are You?

I'm A Woman!
I shave my legs, I sit down to pee And I can justify Any shopping spree. Don't go to a barber, But a beauty salon Can get a massage Without a hard-on I can balance the checkbook, Can pump my own gas Can talk to my friends About the size of my ass. My beauty's a masterpiece, And yes, it takes long. At least I can admit to others When I'm wrong. I don't drive in circles At any cost, And I don't have a problem Admitting I'm lost. I never forget An important date You just gotta deal with it, I'm usually late I don't watch movies With lots of gore Don't need instant replay To remember the score. I won't lose my hair, I don't get jock itch, And just cause I'm assertive, Don't call me a bitch. Don't say to your friends, Oh yeah, I can get her In your dreams, my dear, I can do better! Flowers are okay, But jewelry's best. Would you look at my face, Not at my chest! I don't have a problem With expressing my feelings I know when you'r

I'm Burning Like A Bridge
There were times in my life where I was reasonable, smart, and 100% right about everything. There were just as many times where I was irrational, ignorant, and could not have been more wrong. I recognize that some of the times that I thought I was wrong, I was dead on; and some of the times that I thought I was doing the right thing I was really just making everything worse. Sometimes it's too late for apologies, and that is a scary prospect. Because sometimes... I'm sorry. I have shot my mouth off and placed myself above the things I was too proud to admit that I feared, even to myself. This does not make me a bad person and I'm not saying that I am. It only makes me realize my weaknesses, which is a step towards strength. I just want honesty. I think it's all I ever wanted. The worst thing you can do is to stumble through life not knowing the truth about anything. Somebody I know very well once said: "When you've burned every bridge you've ever crossed, it's time to suck it up

All My Dfw Area Peeps!
Anyone else going to the home opener for the Texas Rangers tomorrow?! They open against the Redsox. I'll be there! If you are gonna be there, stay on the lookout for me and come say hi! ;) XOXO BeerQueen

Someone’s Idea Of A Friend Request!
ACCEPT | DENY From: Cunninglinguist69 Date: 2007-04-05 11:21:08 Message: Merry meet!! I am a Bacchanalian-Pagan Satyr. I saw your photograph and immediately desired to have uncontrolably-wild Lesbian sex with you even though I have all this "extra" equipment!! I was wondering if you could assist me in mastering this "extra" equipment, so that I might utilize it more expertly. I was informed by those in "The Know", that the key to full mastery is continual practice until perfection is achieved, or until satieted, whichever cums first!! It has been difficult for me, thus far, to reach satietation, as my "extra' equipment is always engorged and will not become flacid until it has found "release" at least three times a day. It is very difficult to find women who are willing to allow themselves to become that sore, so I must have at least three.........or four!! Would you take a moment to consider becoming my friend so that we can begin the process?? And people wonder wh

Each Day
each day that i am alone,i grow cold and bitter,wanting to be held at night as we turn out the light, i lay here alone in my bed thinking of a love story i read,the nights grow dark and cold,the stars fill the sky,and being lonely i wish i could die.love is a beautifull thing,just like a dove that spreads her wings.we tend to take the person we are with for granted,life is too short.we should love and charish the ones we love cause one day they will not be there for us too love

Jokes
What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover? The position of the dirt bag. Why is divorce so expensive? Because it's worth it. What do you call a smart blonde? A golden retriever. What do attorneys use for birth control? Their personalities. What's the difference between a girlfriend and wife? 10 years and 45 lbs What's the difference between a boyfriend and husband? 45 minutes What's the fastest way to a man's heart? Through his chest with a sharp knife. Why do men want to marry virgins? They can't stand criticism. Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking? Because those men already have boyfriends. What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog? After a year, the dog is still excited to see you What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying? The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving. Wh

Jerk And Yes You Know Who U Are :)
As I lay me down to sleep, I hope you rot in hell, you creep. My life was fine before you came, Why are you so fucking lame? Your hair is stupid, Your memory stinks, Whenever we talk my intelligence shrinks. Your ranting is too much to bare, When will you realize I don't care? As I lay me down to rest, My sanity is put to the test. You go on and on, Like the Energizer bunny. You are so annoying, It's not even funny. People say your stupidity is a cute little quirk, But I see you for what you really are. And that is... a jerk.

I'm Back Biotches!!!
AIGHT, SO I'M BACK. WHOLE FUCKING BODY HURTS, CAN ONLY USE MY RIGHT ARM, AND GODDAMN PAIN KILLERS ARE KICKING MY ASS. BUT SHOW MY ASS SOME LOVE, AND GET BACK IN CONTACT WITH ME YOU FUCKS!!! PEACE OUT AND SHIT.-BILL. P.S. NAKED AND GOT SEXUAL HEALING!!

My True Love
my heart crys for your love,your soft and gentel touch,my lips await for your gentel kiss.my love will shine through,when i am with you,i prey everyday that i find you to make me complete and whole,you would have to show me the true meaning of love,for i have had none,hope is what carrys me through the day that someday we meet and togeather we will concker the world.search high and low i know your out there for i feel your heart beat and i feel your pain,so dont give up as i will find you.........

Haha
Ball-tight Wranglers and cowboy boots Redneck shirt, you think you're cute Confederate flag and a can of dip And you wonder why I call you a hick? A primer Ford truck gets you far You'll spend the rest of your life working on cars You dream of being the Marlboro man When you need to learn to spit in a can Senior in high school with a 5th grade education You're still obsessed with masturbation Stupid haircut and a stetson hat All this and a girl who's fat You have an incest disposition 'Cuz inbreeding is tradition

Sexxy Lady Contest....plzzz Help!
I've entered the SEXxY LADY contest to try and win a Cherry Blast. The contest started this morning, and it will run for the next week. I could really use all the HELP I can get. I'm way behind in votes. If you can PLZZZ bomb me with comments, I'd really appreciate it. If you can't bomb me, can you please at least repost the bulletin for me to spread the word? I'll return the favor and help you out any way I can. Please click on the link below, and it will bring you straight to the contest. THANK YOU SO MUCH!

Please Read This And Sign The Petition!
PLEASE SIGN FOR JUSTICE FOR POOR "UGLY" HE'S NOT UGLY..:( I HOPE HE GETS BETTER SOON. POOR BABY.. From: International Canine Club Date: Apr 4, 2007 6:02 PM Prosecute Ugly the Dog's Hatchet Attacker Created by Barbara Turner on April 3rd, 2007 at 2:29 am AST I am going into complete detail so every aspect is covered. This petition is to be used to help seek prosecution of the individual, and/or individuals involved in the Hatchet Mauling of the American Pit Bull Terrier, Ugly, in Muskegon Michigan on April 2, 2007. On April 2, 2007 at approximately 2:45 p.m. my American Pit Bull Terrier (Sir Ugly) got out of our yard by breaking a piece of our privacy fence. As soon as this was noticed, my Husband (Jon) got in our van to search for him. Jon got one block over, on Superior St. in Muskegon, Michigan, only to see 2 African American males (One older/One younger) with hatchets. As Ugly was walking by the older male, this man struck Ugly in the Muzzl

Were You Naughty Or Nice This Year?
You Were Nice This Year! You're an uber-perfect person who is on the top of Santa's list. You probably didn't even *think* any naughty thoughts this year. Unless you're a Mormon, you've probably been a little too good. Is that extra candy cane worth being a sweetheart for 365 days straight? Were You Naughty or Nice This Year?

Random Thoughts....
1. A day without sunshine ....... is like night. 2. On the other hand........ you have different fingers. 3. 42.7 percent of all statistics ....... are made up on the spot. 4. 99 percent of lawyers ..... give the rest a bad name. 5. Remember, half the people you know ...........are below average. 6. He who laughs last........... thinks slowest. 7. Depression is merely ..............anger without enthusiasm. 8. The early bird may get the worm......... but the second mouse gets the cheese in the trap. 9. Support bacteria.......... They're the only culture some people have. 10. A clear conscience is ...............usually the sign of a bad memory. 11. Change is inevitable.............. except from vending machines. 12. If you think nobody cares............ try missing a couple of payments. 13. How many of you believe in psycho-kinesis? ........ Raise my hand. 14. OK, so what's the speed ..................of dark? 15. When everything is comin

Am I A Control Freak
You Are 12% Control Freak There's no way you're a control freak. You're totally laid back - and able to take life as it comes. While you definitely have a healthy mental attitude, don't get suckered into letting someone control you. Are You A Control Freak?

I'm So Excited!!!
I'm so excited and nervous I feel like throwing up!(sorry TMI)Well I have'nt had a job in almost 2 yrs and I had a telephone interview on Tuesday,then they had me fill out an assessment via intrnet,just got the call today that I passed the assessment(good thing spelling was'nt on it lol)and now I go into LA on Monday to corpporate for an interveiw.I have to dress very professionally I was told(this is going to be difficult)Going to have to shop for some new clothes,seeing all my jobs in the last 13-14 yrs I've worn uniforms to,so I don't have much of a selection in my closet,oh well nothing that can't be taken care of right???Well wish me luck,I'm going to need it.

How Powerful Am I
Your Power Level is: 84% You have all the tools you need to be a success - both professionally and personally. You'll probably go beyond reaching your goals. You'll change the world (at least a little). How Powerful Are You?

Ah, What's The Problem. It Was A Small Mistake. . .
VA patient has wrong testicle removed At the West L.A. hospital the vet's healthy testicle is removed instead of the potentially cancerous one. He and his wife file a claim. By Mary Engel Times Staff Writer April 4, 2007 Benjamin Houghton had fewer reasons than most to fear the surgery he'd scheduled at the West Los Angeles VA Medical Center to remove his potentially cancerous left testicle. For one thing, the 47-year-old Air Force veteran and father of four already knew that he could function normally with a single, healthy testicle. For another, he was getting his surgery in a system that has prided itself on its pioneering efforts to prevent medical errors. One top VA official said the VA's approach to safety is considered "a benchmark by healthcare organizations throughout the world." But in Houghton's case, the hospital missed the mark. Last June 14, doctors mistakenly removed the right testicle instead of the left, according to medical records and a claim filed

Animal Abuse/animal Control
I have been working at my job for a lot of years now. I have seen things that would give people nightmares. I live with those images everyday, always in the back of my eyes. I most of the time can block them out. However, When someone comes in to my work and says that I am the Murderer. NOW THAT JUST PISSES ME OFF. They come in and just dump there animals, expect us to deal with there mess. Yet I am the murderer? Oh just bite me!!! I have put a lot of people in hot water for animal abuse, but I am the bad one???? HA. There is a letter written by an animal control officer, that I am going to post on here and when people read this remember that, it is a Animal Control Officer that you call when you have a problem. Not the dog catcher!! Be kind we are professionals. Have kind words for us, we walk where others wont. We deal with the things that people just do not think about, things that people just pretend that do not happen. We do have hearts that Bleed, feel pain, and morn for those th

Job Opening In Mason, Oh
Life's a Drag For A Firefighter Arrested For DUI (CBS4) MASON, OHIO “Hey Mac, where’s the fire?” A volunteer firefighter in Ohio was charged with DUI and indecency after allegedly being found driving drunk through a park dressed in a woman’s bikini and wig. Mason Police say they received a call about someone stumbling, and driving, drunk through a local park. When the officers arrived at Heritage Oaks Park to check it out, 46-year old Steve Cole, of Waynesville, told them he had a perfectly reasonable explanation. He said he was driving to a bar in Dayton to perform as a woman in a contest which was offering a $10 thousand dollar prize. According to the Cole’s arrest report, he was wearing a blonde wig, pink flip flops, and a string bikini that had the top stuffed with water balloons. He also blew a .174 during a breath test. That’s twice Ohio’s legal limit. Cole, who’s been a volunteer firefighter with Wayne Township for the last 7 years, has been placed on administrativ

Slut
The sweet smell of summer sweat ripples through the room in the small, misty club. A bearded man eyeballs me from the end of the bar as I pull my shots close and wait for the chaser. Down they go, one at a time. A third, fourth, fifth - or sixth? Lost count but it doesn't matter, as long as the faces become hazy and karaoke sounds like a good idea, I'm good. The room becomes quieter, which draws my attention to the DJ. I did him. He smiles at me. Bastard. Still cute. Still married, still moving out of state. Oh well. The memory of being shagged by him and his brother one night in a brightly-lit room with porn on floods back into my mind and I can't help but smile. What a slut. What a night. My dancing song comes on...Sweet Dreams. My body drags me to the dark, intimate dance floor and I begin to feel the beat embrace me, tickle me, penetrate me until I can't stop moving, slithering, shaking my every pulsing part in an erotic dance for my seedy audience, half of whom I've slept

Jesus Loves Porn Stars
'Porn & Pancakes' fights X-rated addictions Story Highlights• Every second, approximately 28,258 Internet users are viewing pornography • Breakfast event helps men discuss how pornography affects their lives • Craig Gross founded XXXChurch.com to battle against porn industry • A Kentucky organization uses biblical counseling to break addictions By Jason Rovou CNN MORTON, Illinois (CNN) -- At 8 o'clock on a recent Saturday morning, more than 250 men gathered at New Life Christian Church in Morton, Illinois, for a breakfast of porn and pancakes. The event, not as titillating as it sounds, is the brainchild of Craig Gross, founder of the online Christian ministry, XXXChurch.com. Gross concocted the idea of "Porn & Pancakes" as a way to get Christians and church officials to talk about pornography addiction. It's a problem, he said, that is growing, among Christian communities. Over the smell of maple syrup and sausage, Gross and other guest speakers -- including a form

My New Lounge
hello all i have created a new lounge called THE DOG HOUSE. i could use some help on the background and some input on the setting up and playing of the music . i am also taing requests for the type of music that yall would like to hear hope u will pop in for a visit and i really hope someone will be nice enough to help with the set up

What Does My Name Mean
What Michael Stottele Means M is for Modern I is for Intelligent C is for Chic H is for Happy A is for Astounding E is for Enjoyable L is for Lovable S is for Spectacular T is for Trendy O is for Optimistic T is for Tolerant T is for Talented E is for Exquisite L is for Legendary E is for Enjoyable What Does Your Name Mean?

What A Loser
I, Kevin Wood, am a totally fucked up loser who aparently wants to screw around on his wife...the mother of his child...the person who tries to make his life as good as possible...the person who takes care of everything at home...the person i lie to all the time. so if anyone wants a loser...i'm your man. you must be able to put up with my mood swings, my temper tantrums, me throwing things, pushing you around, lying to you constantly, and also i don't give a damn about anyone but myself...so be prepared for that.

Was I Naughty Or Nice This Year
You Were Mostly Nice This Year! Sure, you had your naughty moments... but guess what? Santa was probably sleeping when you were living it up. As far as he's concerned, you've been on your best behavior. So cross your fingers, and you might score good presents. Were You Naughty or Nice This Year?

Freedom
I Love This Comeback >>> > >>> > One of my sons serves in the military. He is still stateside, here in >>> > California. He called me yesterday to let me know how warm and >> welcoming >>> > people were to him, and his troops, everywhere he goes, telling me how >>> > people shake their hands, and thank them for being willing to serve, >>> > and >>> > fight, for not only our own freedoms but so that others may have them >>> > also. >>> > >>> > But he also told me about an incident in the grocery store he stopped >>> > at >>> > yesterday, on his way home from the base. He said that ahead of >>> > several >>> > people in front of him stood a woman dressed in a burkha. >>> > >>> > He said when she got to the cashier she loudly remarked about the U.S. >>> > flag >>> > lapel pin the cashier wore on her smock. The cashier reached up and >>> > touched >>> > the pin, and said proudly," Yes, I always wear it and probably always >>> > will." >>> > >>> > T

Men And Women Please Read
I AM WORTH A LOT In a brief conversation, a man asked a woman he was pursuing the question "What kind of man are you looking for?" She sat quietly for a moment before looking him in the eye and asking, "Do you really want to know?" Reluctantly, he said, "Yes." She began to expound... "As a woman in this day and age, I am in a position to ask a man what he can do for me that I can't do for myself. I pay my own bills. I take care of my household without the help of any man...or woman for that matter. I am in the position to ask, "What can you bring to the table?" The man looked at her. Clearly he thought that she was referring to money. She quickly corrected his thought and stated, "I am not referring to money. "I need something more. I need a man who is striving for perfection in every aspect of life. "He sat back in his chair, folded his arms, and asked her to explain. She said, "I am looking for someone who is striving for perfection mentally because I need conversation and m

Memories Of A Child
DADDY DADDY HERE HE COMES, BRINGING HOME A BIG BLUE BUCKET, ROCKS, ROCK GALORE SITTING THEM ON THE FLOOR FOR ME TO EXPLORE ALL KINDS OF SHAPES ANS SIZES ME, ME THEY'RE ALL MINE GIVE ME, GIVE ME ANYMORE? POUR THEM OUT AND PUT THEM BACK. HERE COME DADDY ONCE AGAIN UH OH, WHAT AM I TO DO? NOW I AM STUCK HELP ME, HELP ME, I CAN'T GET OUT. LAUGHTER AND ANGER BEGIN TO MIX, NOW I GIVE UP, BUT WITH A PUSH, WOOH, I'M FREE! MY BUCKER AND I FALL TO THE FLOOR. I'M OUT AND ABOUT UHHH IT WAS FUN BUT SOMEWHAT AGETATING EXPECT FOR THE FACT ALWSAYS KNEW MY ROCKS, MY ROCK WERE ALL FOR ME TO EXPLORE

Interesting.....
Your Career Personality: Capable, Friendly, and Energetic Your Ideal Careers: Actor Advertising Executive Artist Counselor Entrepreneur Musician Politician Psychologist Teacher Television Reporter The Quick and Dirty Career Test

Pick One Or The Other
This one should keep us all thinking. > I chose #2, now you pick one. > > This is a true story of something that happened just a few > years ago at USC. > > There was a professor of philosophy there who was a deeply > committed atheist. > > His primary goal for one required class was to spend the entire > semester to prove that God couldn't exist. > > His students were always afraid to argue with him because of > his impeccable logic. > > Sure, some had argued in class at times, but no one had ever > really gone against him because of his reputation. > > At the end of every semester on the last day, he would say to > his class of 300 students, "If there is anyone here who still believes > in Jesus, stand up!" > > In twenty years, no one had ever stood up. They knew what he > was going to do next. He would say, "Because anyone who believes in > God is a fool". > > If God existed, he could stop this piece of chalk from hitting > the ground and

Attitudes
THE SCULPTOR'S ATTITDE Today I can complain because the weather is rainy or I can be thankful that the grass is getting watered for free. Today I can feel sad that I don't have more money or I can be glad that my finances encourage me to plan my purchases wisely and guide me away from waste. Today I can grumble about my health or I can rejoice that I'm alive. Today I can cry because roses have thorns or I can celebrate that thorns have roses. Today I can mourn my lack of friends or I can excitedly embark upon a quest to discover new relationships. Today I can whine because I have to go to work or I can shout for joy because I have a job to do. Today I can complain because I have to go to school or eagerly open my mind and fill it with rich new tidbits of knowledge. Today I can murmur dejectedly because I have to do housework, or I can feel honored because I've been provided shelter for my mind, body and soul. Today stretches ahead of me, waiting to be

The Quick And Dirty Career Test
Your Career Personality: Independent, Flexible, and Ingenious Your Ideal Careers: Astronaut Entrepreneur Lawyer Nightclub owner Photographer Private investigator Real estate developer Stand up comic Venture capitalist Video game developer The Quick and Dirty Career Test

For All Who Know Motorcycle Riders
I saw you hug your purse closer to you in the grocery store line. But you didn't see me put an extra $10.00 in the collection plate last Sunday. I saw you pull your child closer when we passed each other on the sidewalk. But you didn't see me playing Santa at the local mall. I saw you change your mind about going into the restaurant. But you didn't see me attending a meeting to raise more money for the hurricane relief. I saw you roll up your window and shake your head when I drove by. But you didn't see me driving behind you when you flicked your cigarette butt out the car window. I saw you frown at me when I smiled at your children. But you didn't see me when I took time off from work to run toys to the homeless. I saw you stare at my long hair. But you didn't see me and my friends cut ten inches off for Locks of Love. I saw you roll your eyes at our leather coats and gloves. But you didn't see me and my brothers donate our old coats and gloves to those that

Christian One Liners
Don't let your worries get the > best of you; remember, Moses started > out as a basket case. > > *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+* > > Some people are kind, polite, and > sweet-spirited until you try to sit in their pews. > > *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+* > > Many folks want to serve God, > but only as advisors. > > *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+* > > It is easier to preach ten sermons > than it is to live one. > > *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+* > > The good Lord didn't create anything > without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close. > > *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+* > > When you get to your wit's end, > you'll find God lives there. > > *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+* > > People are funny; they want the front > of the bus, the middle of the road, and > the back of the church. > > *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+* > > Opportunity may knock once, but temptation > bangs on your front door fo

God Is Good
Subject: God is Good! God is good... Wait upon the Lord After starting a new diet I altered my drive to work to avoid passing my favorite bakery. I accidentally drove by the bakery this morning and as I approached, there in the window were a host of goodies. I felt this was no accident, so I prayed ... "Lord, it's up to you, if you want me to have any of those delicious goodies, create a parking place for me directly in front of the bakery." And sure enough, on the eighth time around the block, there it was! God is Good!"

Don't Mess With Children
6 reasons not to mess with children. A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a > human because even though it was a very large mammal, its throat was very small. The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; > it was physically impossible. The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah". The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?" The little girl replied, "Then you ask him." A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work. As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was. The girl replied, "I'm drawing God." The teacher paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks like." Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied,

Adult Content. 50 Mistakes Women Make During Sex
1. Assuming he can get a raging hard on when it suits you. Contrary to popular belief, men can't just flip a switch and get it up because you decided to stop being a frigid ****. Getting it hard is your job. I suggest you figure it out. 2. Thinking that kissing needs to be this sweet romantic thing all the time. Sometimes pressing your lips against your partners mouth while you get off is the hot. It depends on the situation. 3. Leaving him responsible for your orgasm. You know what gets you off. Tell him. If you don't, it's your own fault when he's snoozing and you're all wound up. 4. Expecting him to cuddle. Men and women are wired differently. Sex makes most women want to talk and bond and all that shit. It makes men pass out. It's a biological thing. Stop fighting it, and stop holding it over his head, it's not his fault. 5. Expecting him to fall asleep with you in his arms. That shit is uncomfortable after awhile. A little snuggling isn't unreasonable, but when it's ti

A Million Little Pieces - Suggested Reading
I'm reading this book called A Million Little Pieces by James Frey. I got it from my book club, ya know, the ones that send you books and you have to send it back if you don't want them? Well, I never turn away a book. Anyway, it's a crazy book, but I can't put it down. The weird thing is.... it is written with absolutley NO quotation marks. All the dialog is.... written like this. It's about his 6 week stay in a rehab when he was 23. If you are an addict of any kind and are struggling to stay sober or you know someone that is struggling with addiction, this is a great book to read. This guy was.. IS... an addict of just about everything out there. This guy was to the extreme from glue to gas to crack. If you know anyone that has been in a hospital to overcome sickness and addiction, this is the book that will help you understand a bit of what they are going through. Believe me, this book is as honest and candid as you can get. There is nothing pretty about it. This boo

Supposedly...
Your Kissing Technique Is: Perfect Your kissing technique is amazing - and you know it. You have the confidence to make the first move. And you always seem to know what kissing style is going to work best. Sometimes you're passionate, sometimes you're a tease. And you're always amazing! Are You a Good Kisser? Too bad no one seems to want to test me out lately............... So I could prove my talents..... (lol)

Oh Lord I Am Tired
OH MAN I'M TIRED! A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife stayed home. He wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed: "Dear Lord: I go to work every day and put in 8 hours while my wife merely stays at home. I want her to know what I go through, so please allow her body to switch with mine for a day. Amen." God, in his infinite wisdom, granted the man's wish. The next morning, sure enough, the man awoke as a woman. - He arose, cooked breakfast for his mate, awakened the kids, set out their school clothes, fed them breakfast, packed their lunches, drove them to school, came home and picked up the dry cleaning, took it to the cleaners and stopped at the bank to make a deposit, went grocery shopping, then drove home to put away the groceries, paid the bills and balanced the check book. He cleaned the cat's litter box and bathed the dog. Then it was already 1P.M. and he hurried to make the beds

How Sexy Am I
You Are 83% Sexy Your Sex Appeal Is: Off the Charts! Let's face it... you're one of the sexiest people around. And you don't let anyone forget it. You're crazy hot, and you deliver on what you promise. You are definitely one wild ride. How Much Sex Appeal Do You Have?

Wal-mart
HOW BIG IS W AL - M A R T ? Here're mind-boggling statistics on Wal-Mart! 1. At Wal-Mart, Americans spend $36,000,000 every hour of every day. 2. This works out to $20,928 profit every minute! 3. Wal-Mart will sell more from January 1 to St. Patrick's Day (March 17th) than Target sells all year. 4. Wal-Mart is bigger than Home Depot + Kroger + Target + Sears + Costco + K-Mart combined. 5. Wal-Mart employs 1.6 million people and is the largest private employer. 6. Wal-Mart is the largest company in the history of the World. 7. Wal-Mart now sells more food than Kroger & Safeway combined, and keep in mind they did this in only 15 years. 8. During this same period, 31 Supermarket chains sought bankruptcy (including Winn-Dixie). 9. Wal-Mart now sells more food than any other store in the world. 10. Wal-Mart has approx 3,900 stores in the USA of which 1,906 are SuperCenters; this is 1,000 more than it had 5 years ag

Peace
i feel at peace right now. Unsure of things I want to happen, but I feel pretty at peace with myself. I might even dare to say happy. I have so many new people in my life to thank for that. Especially since all this shit went down, i found out who some of the true people in my life are. And ya know what, it was a pleasent suprise. I just hope the good things keep coming because I am lovin it right now. I cannot wait for easter! I love seeing my crazy as fuck family. but what's even better is ONE WEEK TIL MY BIRTHDAY!!!! WOOOO! All I have to say is, you better get me something good! (Those of you I'm talking to, you know what I want =P ) Oh well, im gonna lay down for a nap now.

Would I Do Anything For Love
You Would Do Most Things For Love You are willing to go pretty far for love - but not far enough to compromise your core values. Love is a priority for you, and you'll go further than most people to hold on to someone you love. But killing for love? Or even taking a bullet? Probably out of the question. No matter what, you love yourself the most! Would You Do Anything For Love?

Poem From Da Pen!
FREE ALL THE THUGZ THiS iS FOR ALL THE THUGZ THAT ARE LOCKED UPSTAE BECAUSE OF DRUGS AND GUNS, THE UNiFORM THiS iS FOR ALL OF YOU WHO TOOK THE BAiT AND SiT iN A CELL TiLL THE DAY YOU CONFORM WHO CANT SEE THE STARS THROUGH THE GiVEN SLOT FOR ALL THE PAiN YOU GAiNED THiS iS WHAT iT BOUGHT: A ONE WAY TO TiCKET TO THE PRiSON WHiLE THE OPRESSOR REMAiNS TO LiVE ON THiS iS FOR ALL THE NiGHTS AWAKE, THE TEARS i CRiED FOR YOU, FOR ME FOR MY LOVE i DiDNT GET TO TELL GOODBYE BECAUSE THE POLiCE AND POLiTiCiANS ARE CORRUPT LiKE THE WELFARE PEOPLE THAT TAKE KiDS AWAY FROM PARENTS LOVE WHO DONT KNOW THAT GANGSTA iS A WAY OF LiFE AND ROBBERY MAKES UP FOR WHAT THERE WAS NO MONEY TO BUY BECAUSE BURGER KiNG WONT HiRE YOU: " ALL THOSE TATOOS." OR YOU HAVE A RECORD AND YOU CANT GO BACK TO SCHOOL FOR THOSE WITH DEDiCATiON WHO STOOD OUT AT THE BUST STOP COME SNOW OR RAiN WITH AN OUNCE OF CRACK COCAiNE AND CAME UP OFF THOSE ROCKS BECAUSE iN SOME PROJECTS BALLA iS AS G

Mom In Law
Well, I know that it has been a while since I have give an update on my mother in law. Things have been about the same for the most part, but a few weeks ago, she started having seizures. The doctors could not figure out why she was having them. She had 2 and it was over. The following week she had a mild stroke. No damage to her brain, thank goodness. Then yesterday she started seizing again. This time it was worse than the others. She was put on a ventalator. She was transfered 2 hours to Wake Forrest Baptist Medical Center in NC. We are hoping she can get some quality care and get somewhat better. Please keep us in your prayers and thoughts. I have come to see my CherryTap friends as loyal ones. Thank you all Annette

I'm So Happy
I finally found the love of my life and I'm so happy. I love you baby. We're engaged and I can't wait to be with her. She is the best thing that has happened to me in so long. I love you so much baby.

My Superhero Name
Your Superhero Profile Your Superhero Name is The Micro Squirrel Your Superpower is Technology Your Weakness is Peanut Butter Sticking to the Roof of Your Mouth Your Weapon is Your Gas Foam Your Mode of Transportation is Dinosaur What's your Superhero Name?

Driving Home Very Drunk
It seems a gentleman had too much alcohol at a party, was heading home, and was pulled over by a state trooper. Upon being tested, the fellow couldn't walk a straight line any more than he could drive one, so the trooper wrote out a ticket and had just given it to the driver before an accident in the opposite lane took his attention to more important matters. The inebriated driver, figuring that the trooper wasn't coming back to him, drove home and went to bed. he was awakened in the morning by a knock at the door, created by two more state troopers. "Are you Mr. Johnson?" the asked? He admitted that he was. "Were you pulled over at Main Street last night for driving under the influence?" Again, the man admitted that was he. "And what did you do then," the troopers asked." The man replied that he drove his car home and went to bed. "Where is your car now?" the troopers enquired. The man answered that it was in the garage. "May we see the car?" asked the troopers

Double Lyric Post
Blue Spanish Sky - Chris Isaak I heard this song years ago, and I fell in love, but lost my cd, and it faded from memory until recently. I rediscovered the beauty, and I'm amazed all over again. It's a big blue spanish sky, Lay on my back and watch clouds roll by. I've got the time to wonder why, She left me. It's a slow sad spanish song, I knew the words but I sang them wrong. The one I love has left and gone, Without me. Now she's gone, our world has changed. Watching a blue sky, thinking of rain. It's a slow sad spanish song, I knew the words but I sang them wrong. The one that I love has left and gone, Without me. It's a big blue spanish sky, I Lay on my back and watch clouds roll by. I only wish I could make you cry, Like I do. Like I do. Like I do. ********************************************* Affirmation - Savage Garden I've remembered this song since the first time I heard it, but recent events/thoughts/whatev have brought it to mind again.

Can A Guy & Girl Be Friendz...
The Answer is No... How many of you really know... someone who was dating someone... and for whatever reason..thingz didn't work out between them... You hear them say oh ya well I still love them and care about them so much but we just can't be together anymore.. were just going to be freindz?? I think this is all 2 common that I hear... at least.. Let Me Break it down for you... In this Example it is gonna be a guy and girl-- ok... this guy and girl were seeing each other for let's say like 2 years.... they were so in love that they would have done absolutely anything for each other...The were thinking about long term and convs. Getting married.. then..... time passes...she is workin more... hanging out with her friendz. guy and girl friendz.. a lot... and he is doing the same... arguementz start... cuz on is not giving the attention 2 the other enough any more... the are emotionally abusive which lead to more formz of abuse... and in all this time they still love ea

This Is Horoscope For You
This is HOROSCOPE for you O nce you have opened this e-mail, there's no turning back. Below are true descriptions of zodiac signs, with traits from a book written 35 years ago by an astrologic predictor. Read your sign, then forward it on, with your zodiac sign and label on the subject line, This is real deal, try ignoring it, and the first thing you'll notice is having a horrible day starting tomorrow morning - and it only gets worse from there. SCORPIO - The Addict EXTREMELY adorable. Intelligent. Loves to joke. Very Good sense of humour. Energetic. Predict future. GREAT kisser. Always get what they want. Attractive. Easy going. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Romantic. Caring. 4 years of bad luck if you do not forward. VIRGO - The One that Waits Dominant in relationships. Someone loves them right now. Always wants the last word. Caring. Smart. Loud. Loyal. Easy to talk to. Everything you ever wanted. Easy to please. The one and only. 7 years of

Unspoken Words
The blade from which she is born. The love of which has got her torn. Never knowing what to say. All she can do is listen and pray. A sharp blade pressed against her skin. She feels the itch that creeps within. She feels weak against the itch, Thinking of him becomes her switch. The blood comes trickling down As she lays there in her blood stained gown. Feelings that can't be returned. As her passion for him begins to burn. She hears his voice from down the hall, he regrets not answering that call As he holds her body so lifeless and cold He will never know the truth be told.

For The First Time...
The Other Half of My Soul Then & Now to the Far off--Present For The First Time.... Current mood: happy The Other Half of My Soul Then & Now to the Far off--Present I was born on March 4, 1974 and my life began on what seems like only a few days ago.. when she came into my life for the first time. Her name is Nikkie J. Our relationship started as something very rare and unique. We met online kind of ironic since we live only 15 minutes from each other. Both of us very hurting, lonely and looking for each other. I didnt realize that that day was going to be different from every other day for the rest of our ives because on that day we found the other half of our souls We were brought together and shall remain that way. Together alwaysAllowing nothing divide us, nor the love we have for one another! From the first moment that we ever met I was captured though it seemed to be the longest 2 minutes of my life waiting for her to send an IM back 2 me. My

Blessings
Looking back a year ago...I never would have ever thought...I would have ever found the other half of my soul...come into my life... and complete me..let alone.. be married... and have a family.. I spent many of years... looking for that one person... the one to be my everything... that understands me in everyway... feels me..."Just everything That I am, and Everything that I am not.... Now I can Honestly say that my prayers has been anwsered...and now With a Amazing Blessing to both of us... we are going to be the happiest couple/parents and 2 people that could ever be... This August we will be having our first baby girl who we have Named Na'Brya. The name combines her name and my name together. N for Nikki: A for and and Brya for Brian (Na'Brya) The most unusual thing about this too... and or I guess the coolest thing too... was when I met Nikki.... I knew She was the "One" the woman I was going to Marry, Spend my life with, have a family with... and grow old wit

Questionaire
1. Your Full Name: 2. Age: 3. Single or Taken: 4. Favorite Movie: 5. Favorite Song: 6. Favorite Band/Artist: 7. Dirty or Clean: 8. Tattoos and/or Piercings: 9. What am I to you: 10. Do we know each other outside of facebook? 11. Whats your philosophy on life? 12. Would you have my back in a fight? 13. Would you keep a secret from me if you thought it was in my best interest? 14. What is your favorite memory of us? 15. Would you make love with me?? 16. Tell me one odd/interesting fact about you: 17. Would you take care of me when I'm sick? 18. Can we get together and make a cake? 19. Have you heard any rumors of me lately? 20. Do you/have you talk(ed) crap about me? 21. Do you think I'm a good person? 22. Would you drive across country with me? 23. Do you think I'm attractive? 24. If you could change anything about me, would you? 25. What do you wear to sleep? 26. Would you come over for no reason just to hang out? 27. Would you go on a date with me if i asked

Prayer Requests...
Please feel free to leave a prayer request for anyone in your life or anyone not in your life... or anything you need help for or guidance in.. If you need spiritual guidence or have any questions... I am here feel free to leave me a message... Peace be With You... Pastor Brian G. Burns

So I Bet Here Is Something That No One Knew About Me...
I am a Deacon as well as an Ordained Pastor... I have been a Deacon in my church for a number of years now... since around 1999... I first received "The Calling from God"... I struggled with this for sometime when I recieved this... Like really?? God is calling me for His work?? After all of the eyars I have not been a good son.. and have lived my life in sin.. Why Me??? Why me??? was my biggest question... and what did I ever do to deserve this.... These were things and questions I was dealing with for a number of years...and as life had it... things happend to me over the years.. and my ears went deaf to Gods voice... I had pulled away... and was trying to find myself... and dealing with things in my life... that were pressing matters.. that i guess looking back at it now distracted me from hearing Gods voice... I feel ashamed of this... but early in 2002 I became an Ordained Pastor and have been practicing the word everyday... Though some days are more diffuclt that others... I

Read Or Don't Read, Doesnt Really Matter
I was sitting here this morning and thinking that the website I've come to love was getting to the point that it's not that much fun anymore. I then realized that I was letting stupid crap bother me and that I've got enough in my real life to make me feel lousy right now I've made many, many wonderful friends here on Cherry in the past 9 months and still seem to find more everyday. When I first started here 9 months ago I made it an effort to send comments to all my friends every other day. My list has become such lately(and yes i do still try to send to everyone)that I've scaled that back to once or twice a week, but I still make that same effort. I have pretty much stayed away from alot of the drama. I will defend my friends fiercely, but for the most part I stay away from the meaningless stuff. This brings me to the point of all this. We all really need to stop and sit back for a second and realize that it's just a website. Yes there are things that happen that piss alot of u

Steps
the steps in life are chosen carefully the stpes i take are done softly and with care. if all of humanity were merely as thoughtful the world would heal once again and the laughter would return stpes are chosen with care so as to keep peace and harmony in the cycle of life and rebirth a perfect song a perfect kiss maybe - that someone specail in your life these are all considered steps in the making of gracefulness and trust loving and caring peace and harmony these are all steps to a better tomorrow and a lasting forever in life.

Would U ____________ Me
Would you ____ me ? > > 1.date > 2.fuck, > 3.kiss, > 4.lick, > 5.be friends, > 6.hate, > 7.love, > 8.crush on, > 9.stare at, > 10.marry, > 11.please, > 12.tease, > 13.go out with, > 14.make out > 15.suck > 16.fight, > 17.help, > 18.hug, > 19.dance, > 20.hurt, > 21.all of the above, > > Repost this in 2 mins. and see how many people message u back saying one or more of these topics !!!!!!!!!!!!! repost this saying would u ____________ me > > Send me a message with your answers and then re-post for me to answer ect.

Avon
Remember how much you loved those great Avon products? And then you lost your Avon Represenative? Well..now We can help you out-Avon carries a wide variety of products for Women, Men, and Children too.. Go to our personal website http://njelks-burns.avonrepresentative.com It's that simple. Questions? Contact us at TheBurns4Avon@yahoo.com Brian & Nikki

Hospital Window
Hospital Window A great note for all to read it will take just 37 seconds to read this and change your thinking... Two men, both seriously ill, occupied the same hospital room. One man was allowed to sit up in his bed for an hour each afternoon to help drain the fluid from his lungs. His bed was next to the room's only window. The other man had to spend all his time flat on his back. The men talked for hours on end. They spoke of their wives and families, their homes, their jobs, their involvement in the military service, where they had been on vacation. Every afternoon when the man in the bed by the window could sit up, he would pass the time by describing to his roommate all the things he could see outside the window. The man in the other bed began to live for those one hour periods where his world would be broadened and enlivened by all the activity and color of the world outside. The window overlooked a park with a lovely lake. Ducks and swans played on the water

My Love Forever!
My Love Forever!! This is My Beautiful Wife Nikki and I. We have been married now since February 10, 2006. There have been a few Amazing and Blessed Days in my life with Her. The 1st is The Day when we first met each other face to face after talking to each other for months: November 15, 2005 The 2nd Was when I Proposed to Nikki on December 19th, 2005 and she said "YES"!! The 3rd was Nikki and I found out she was pregnant on December 23rd, 2005. The 4th was when Nikki and I were Married on February 10, 2006. The 5th was when Nikki gave birth to out Beautiful Daughter Na'Brya on September 9th, 2006. Seventh was our 1st very Wedding Anniversary on February 10th , 2007. Metting Nikki and Sharing her life with me has been the Most Amazing Blessed Prayer I could have ever imagined coming true. Nikki You are my Everything and Na'Brya is Our Everything. I Love You with all of My Heart and All of My Soul 4-Ever!! Love Your Hubby!

How Much Sex Appeal Do I Have
You Are 77% Sexy Your Sex Appeal Is: Extremely High You're very sexy. You just have that certain something that takes over a room. You know how to attract, entice, and keep whoever you want. You are truly appealing. How Much Sex Appeal Do You Have?

Shattered Thoughts
Shattered Thoughts The feeling of shattered wounds Shattered tears here and there Visions of what is ahead for the future Thinking of what we need to do Thoughts of old and new friends Those whom came along the way The strength to grow to what we are today Things of all things we conquer Thinking of those who disrespected you Sometimes the ones we thought was our friend The times change with people most don't know how to adjust Sometimes to know who you can trust Some will never know Besides using good people Being the opportunist to hurt others Using another's weakness for control Using others to create a problem for you Using the word "love " like it's just another word Most don't know what the word means The problem is showing you really do you feel this way Most of the time is all game The game to get what one person seeks In time some will never know

What Kind Of Kisser Am I
Your Kissing Technique Is: Perfect Your kissing technique is amazing - and you know it. You have the confidence to make the first move. And you always seem to know what kissing style is going to work best. Sometimes you're passionate, sometimes you're a tease. And you're always amazing! Are You a Good Kisser?

The Ten Secrets
The Ten Secrets THE FIRST SECRET ----The Power of Thought. Love begins with our thoughts. We become what we think about. Loving thoughts create loving experiences and loving relationships. Affirmations can change our beliefs and thoughts about ourselves and others. If we want to love someone, we need to consider their needs and desires. Thinking about your ideal partner will help you recognize him or her when you meet him or her. THE SECOND SECRET ---- The Power of Respect. You cannot love anyone or anything unless you first respect them. The first person you need to respect is yourself. To begin to gain self-respect ask yourself: "What do I respect about myself?" To gain respect for others, even those you may dislike, ask yourself: "What do I respect about them?" THE THIRD SECRET ---- The Power of Giving. If you want to receive love, all you have to do is give it! The more love you give, the more you will receive. To love is to give of yourself, freely and uncondi

The Mail Man Loke
one night while the parent's were having sex a kid walked into the room and saw his parents having sex. The mother jumped up and exclaimed, go in your room billy, I will be right in there. After careful consideration, the father decided that it would be best if he went in and explained it to billy. Billy, what we were doing is making you a baby brother. Oh goody, goody cried billy. The next morning as the father came down the stairs he found billy sitting at the bottom of the steps. What are you doing up billy he asked. I am thinking about my baby brother said billy and with that his father left for work. Late that evening the father came in from work to find billy sitting on the steps but crying this time. Why billy, what is wrong? This morning when I left you were happy about getting a baby brother and now you are crying. Well, I was happy daddy but then the milkman came and ate my baby brother all gone.

All Women
I have three important messages today for all women who are concerned about the prevention and treatment of breast cancer - in other words: all women. Message One: If your doctor prescribes chemotherapy, this is the question that must be asked: Is the cancer estrogen driven? Most women are still not aware that about 75 percent of breast cancer tumors in postmenopausal women are estrogen driven. For these estrogen receptor-positive tumors, chemo has little or no effect, while treatment with tamoxifen (a synthetic hormone-like drug that prevents estrogen from binding to breast cancer cells) has been shown to be far more effective than chemo, even if the cancer has spread to lymph nodes. Message Two: If you take tamoxifen to prevent breast cancer, there's good news and bad news. The good news: (Journal of the National Cancer Institute) Results from the International Breast Cancer Intervention Study (IBIS) showed that risk of estrogen receptor-positive tumor

Guy Wants To Buy Condoms
A man walks into a Pharmacy and says to the beautiful female teller, "Umm... err, I've never purchased condoms before, and I don't know what size to buy." "That's okay. You can test your size on the fence out in back." So the man walks out back and he sees three holes. Just as he prepares to stick his penis in the first hole, the beautiful teller sneaks over to the other side of the fence. The man sticks his penis through the first hole where it is gently caressed by the teller. Then he pulls it it out and sticks it through the second hole where the teller begins to suck his penis and give him a blow job. Then, finally, he pulls it out and sticks it in the third hole. The teller takes her vagina, wraps it around his penis, and begins to hump it. She then quickly pulls up her pants and scurries back inside where the man is beginning to stumble back in. She starts to giggle and says, "Have you decided on the appropriate size?" "Screw the condoms! Just give me 3 yards of that fenc

Dear Abby
Dear Abby: I have been engaged for almost a year. I am to be married next month. My fiancee's mother is not only very attractive but really great and understanding. She is putting the entire wedding together and invited me to her place to go over the invitation list because it had grown a bit beyond what we had expected it to be. When I got to her place we reviewed the list and trimmed it down to just under a hundred ... then she floored me. She said that in a month I would be a married man and that before that happened, she wanted to have sex with me. Then she just stood up and walked to her bedroom and on her way said that I knew where the front door was if I wanted to leave. I stood there for about five minutes and finally decided that I knew exactly how to deal with this situation. I headed straight out the front door... There, leaning against my car was her husband, my father-in-law to be. He was smiling. He explained that they just wanted to be sure I was a good kid and wou

Help! Serious Issue
I need your help, everyone! With my new laptop setup here, I've encountered a problem when you guys have videos in your trackz or on your page that are set up to autoplay, and they're using a video code. The video then takes over my entire monitor, and I can't do anything on your page. I cannot figure out why the hell it's doing that, and neither can my sysadmin. So, please please, until I figure this out, can you remove the autoplay option from your trackz? If you've got it set up in the trackz, do the following: 1. On your page, click my trackz. 2. For each track with this listing, click stop autoplay on profile. If you actually embedded a music video in your profile itself, could you please remove it for the time being? You can always re-add it once I figure out this problem. Thank you.

Call In Sick
Bob calls in to his job: "Hey, boss I'm not coming to work today. I'm really sick. I got a headache, stomach ache, and my legs hurt, so I'm not coming into work." The boss says: "You know Bob, I really need you today. When I feel like this I go to my wife, and tell her to give me sex. That makes me feel better, and I can go to work. You should try that." 2 hours later Bob calls: "Boss, I did what you said, and I feel great! I'll be at work soon. By the way, you got nice house."

Buying Tampons
Two little boys go into the grocery store. One is nine years old and the other one is four years old. The nine year old grabs a box of tampons from the shelf and carries it to the register for checkout. The cashier asks, "Oh, these must be for your mom, huh?" The nine-year-old replies "Nope, not for my mom." Without thinking, the cashier responded "Well, they must be for your sister then?" The nine year old quipped, "Nope, not for my sister either." The cashier had now become curious "Oh. Not for your mom and not for your sister? Who are they for?" The nine year old says, "They're for my four year old little brother." The cashier is surprised "Your four year old little brother?" The nine year old explains: "Well yeah, they say on TV if you wear one of these, you can swim or ride a bike and my little brother can't do either of them!"

God Tells Adam The Awfel Truth
One day God came to Adam for a brief discussion. "I've got some good news and some bad news." God said. Adam looked thoughtfully at his maker and replied, "Please give me the good news first." Smiling, God explained, "I've created two new organs for you. One is called a brain. This organ will allow you to be very intelligent, create new things, and carry on productive conversations with Eve. The other organ is called a penis. It will allow you to reproduce your intelligent life form and begin populating the planet. Eve will be very pleased that you are now equipped with this organ as she will be able to conceive children." Adam, very excited, exclaimed, "These are great and wonderful gifts you have given me. What could possibly be bad news after such great tidings?" God then looked upon Adam, and said with great sorrow, "The bad news is I only gave you enough blood to operate one of these organs at a time."

Wish Granted By A Geni
A husband takes his wife to play her first game of golf..... Of course, the wife promptly hacked her first shot right through the window of the biggest house adjacent to the course. The husband cringed, "I warned you to be careful! Now we'll have to go up there, find the owner, apologize and see how much your lousy drive is going to cost us." So the couple walked up to the house and knocked on the door. A warm voice said, "Come on in." When they opened the door they saw the damage that was done: glass was all over the place, and a broken antique bottle was lying on its side near the broken window. A man reclining on the couch asked, "Are you the people that broke my window?" "Uh...yeah, sir. We're sure sorry about that," the husband replied. "Oh, no apology is necessary. Actually I want to thank you. You see, I'm a genie, and I've been trapped in that bottle for a thousand years. Now that you've released me, I'm allowed to grant three wishes. I'll give you each one wish, but if you

Daughter Caught
As a mother passed her daughter's closed bedroom door, she heard a strange buzzing noise coming from within. Opening the door, she observed her daughter giving herself a real workout with a vibrator. Shocked, she asked, "What in the world are you doing? The daughter replied, "Mom, I'm thirty-five years old, unmarried, and this thing is about as close as I'll ever get to a husband. Please, go away and leave me alone." The next day, the girl's father heard the same buzz coming from the other side of the closed bedroom door. Upon entering the room, he observed his daughter making passionate love to her vibrator. To his query as to what she was doing, the daughter said, "Dad, I'm thirty-five years old, unmarried, and this thing is about as close as I'll ever get to a husband! Please, go away and leave me alone." A couple days later, the wife came home from a shopping trip, placed the groceries on the kitchen counter, and heard that buzzing noise coming from, of all places

Did It Hurt When You Feel From Heaven
kalie took a shower and went to work at 7:30 in the morning. things were going good the first 3 hours of work. she went to get some coffie and her boss walked up to her and said "did it hurt" ? kalie said what her boss replied " did it hurt when you fell from heaven because with a face like that you must be an angel. kalie said well actually i am an angel on the street but a well never mind. her boss replied no you cant do that. What cant i do asked Kalie? he boss replied you cant stop in the middle of saying something. just for that gotta work on saturday. Kalie replied but there is no work on saturday. well there is for you now. you half to come over and entertian my son he replied. kalie agreed. kalie went back to work. 5:00 come fast she went to her car and drove home. on her door was a note that said "dont forget on saturday you half to come to my house to entertian my son" Kalie said to her self no shit. she went inside and checked her answeri

Friends And Ct
I have wondered about the whole friend concept of CT. I have noticed that, except for the few "actual" friends that have joined CT and added me, the others that are under friends / fans ... aren't really either. I have rarely seen them comment, msg me, rate my photos, comment on the photos ... leave me shouts, say Hi when I was on. Okay, I admit, I haven't either. But I have commented randomly and rated photos. Maybe not as often as I should, but I have. So, I have decided to start with a clean slate. In the next few days, I'm going to clear up my comment box, my friend's and fan list ... and my profile in general.

She Was Only 5
She was only 5. Message : She was only five This is what happened When she was alive... Her dad was a drunk Her mom was an addict Her parents kept her Locked in an attic Her only friend was a little toy bear It was old and worn out And had patches of hair She always talked to it When no one's around She lays there and hugs it Not a peep of sound Until her parents unlock the door Some more and more pain She'll have to endure A bruise on her leg A scar on her face Why would she be In such a horrible place? But she grabs her bear And softly cries She loves her parents But they want her to die She sits in the corner Quiet but thinking, "Please God, why is My life always sinking? " Such a bad life For a sad little kid She'd get beaten and beaten For anything she did Then one night Her mom came home high And the poor child was beaten As hours went by Then her mom suddenly Grabbed for a blade It was sharp and pointy One that she made She thrusted the blade Right in her chest, "You deserve to

Sexxy Man Contest Winners Are.....
~~ Winners of the sexxy man contest~~ 1st Palce is...... Wins A 1 Day Blast! with 21057 comments! 2nd Place is......Porsche with 15544 comments! 3rd Place is......Corvette with 9397 comments! 4th Place is......Watch with 2224 comments! 5th Place is......Bracelet with 1462 comments! 6th Place is......Bracelet with 1379 comments! 7th Place is......Cherry with 1051 comments! 8th Place is......Cherry with 1023 comments! Everyone else in the contest will get Dozen Roses! I want to thank everyone who entered this contest we did have fun! Thanks Maria

One Flaw In Women
One Flaw In Women Women have strengths that amaze men. They bear hardships and they carry burdens, but they hold happiness, love and joy. They smile when they want to scream. They sing when they want to cry. They cry when they are happy and laugh when they are nervous. They fight for what they believe in. They stand up to injustice. They don't take "no" for an answer when they believe there is a better solution. They go without so their family can have. They go to the doctor with a frightened friend. They love unconditionally. They cry when their children excel and cheer when their friends get awards. They are happy when they hear about a birth or a wedding. Their hearts break when a friend dies. They grieve at the loss of a family member, yet they are strong when they think there is no strength left. They know that a hug and a kiss can heal a broken heart. Women come in all shapes, sizes and colors.

When You've Had Too Much To Drink
> THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK: > > 1. Innovative > 2. Preliminary > 3. Proliferation > 4.. Cinnamon > > > > THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK: > > > > 1. Specificity > 2. Anti-constitutionalistically > 3. Passive-aggressive disorder > 4. Transubstantiate > > > > THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN > DRUNK: > > > > 1. Thanks, but I don't want to have sex. > 2. Nope, no more booze for me. > 3. Sorry, but you're not really my type. > 4. Taco Bell ? No thanks, I'm not hungry. > 5. Good evening, officer. Isn't it lovely out > tonight? > 6. Oh, I couldn't. No one wants to hear me sing > karaoke. > 7. I'm not interested in fighting you. > 8. Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, > I have no coordination. > I'd hate to look like a fool. > 9. Where is the nearest toilet? I refuse to vomit in > the street. > 10. I must be going home now as I have work in the > morning.

My One True Hero!
Roger Thomas Hearld. A truly gifted and unique film maker...killed in a car crash on the 710 freeway at 26 years old. Being an atypical guy, most of my best friends are women--most men only want to know what you've been doing, not feeling...Roger was an exception. He was/still is a brother and true friend to me. He took photos that would land me my first art show, shared his knowledge of film and passed on his love of the medium to me, he actually set boundaries for our friendship (most people don't do that), and he taught me that to be truly creative, you need to take chances...otherwise it's just static and noise.

Sexy
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To Mr. Groves (please Do Read, Its Nothing Bad I Promise)
Congrats to you and Amanda getting married. I am very happy for you. Got a ? for you though and this just outta curiousity, why were you on my page? did u need something? no im not trying to be sarcastic either, i am truly being sincere. well gtg have 2 kids that r sick as well as myself being sick so ttyl. byez

Thursday
Last night I went out and ended up not leaving the bar until about 3 a.m. The bartender announced that "the last of the computer club" was leaving as I headed out the door. Love having the internet in my favorite bar. I may just have to move in to the corner and pay rent since I have all I need in the bar now!!!! LOL

Quize
Let's Talk About Sex Quiz ..THESE QUESTIONS ARE A REFLECTION OF YOUR HONESTY AND ARE DESIGEND TO GET HARDER AND HARDER TO ANSWER AS YOU GO....KEEP ANSWERING THE QUESTIONS AS YOU GO AND SEE IF YOU CAN HANDLE THEM TO THE FINISH....YES THEY ARE MOSTLLY SEXUALY EXPLICIT SO STOP HERE IF YOUR A WIMP AND READ NO MORE..... 1. DO YOU LIKE SOMEONE RIGHT NOW? 2. DOES THIS PERSON OR PERSON LIKE YOU AS WELL? 3. HAVE YOU KISSED/MADEOUT WITH ANYONE OF YOUR MYSPACE FRIENDS LIST? 4. HAVE YOU EVER WATCHED PORN WITH SOMEONE FROM THE OPPOSITE SEX? 5. HAVE YOU EVER HAD A ONE-NIGHT STAND? 6. HAVE YOU EVER HAD SEX IN A CAR? 7. DO YOU HAVE A FRIEND WHO YOU WOULD LIKE TO KNOW HOW IT IS TO JUST HAVE SEX WITH THEM ONE TIME ONLY? 8. WOULD YOU BREAK UP WITH SOMEONE IF THE SEX WAS HORRIBLE? 9. IS THERE ANY INCRIMINATING EVIDENCE OF YOU DOING SOMETHING SEXUALY LIKE PICS OR VIDS? 10. WOULD YOU CARE IF YOUR BESTFRIEND WAS SLEEPING WITH YOUR EX? 11. ARE YOU CURERNTLY CR

None
IF YOU HAD ME ALONE... LOCKED UP IN YOUR ROOM FOR TWENTY-FOUR HOURS & I HAD TO DO WHAT EVER YOU WANTED ME TO, WHAT WOULD YOU DO WITH ME? TELL ME IN MY INBOX... CUZ IT'S A SECRET... THEN SEND THIS TO ALL YOUR CONTACTS... YOU MIGHT BE SUPRISED WITH THE RESPONSES YOU GET. THEY COULD MAKE YOU LAUGH OR EVEN SMILE .. LOL.IF YOU DONT REPOST THIS YOU ARE A COWARD AND ARE TO AFRAID TO SEE WHO ACTUALLY LIKES YOU.SEND THIS TO EVERYONE IN YOUR TAG TEAM. COPY THIS AND PASTE IT....AND HAVE BAD LUCK IF U DON'T.

Burn
Light a fire and watch it burn. Walk away from it and don't look back. They say ladies do not swear, well i geuss i'm not a nice lady then, cause Fuck! and all that stuff. Bah, to all that sugar n spice stuff that girls are made of or supposedly made of. I'm mad as hell. I'll be a better version of myself tomorrow, i hope.

For The Ladies.
Let me start off by saying I love the female body! To me nothing is more beautiful. But time after time I hear "I'm not pretty." Or "I got an ugly body." Well to that I say...HORSE SHIT! Let me tell you what I think sexy is. Sexy is the mole you have on your ass, or the "pot belly" you have from giving birth to your kids. It's your glasses you have to wear because you can't see 2 feet in front of you, and your boobs that sag a little because you don't like to wear a bra. It's all the little imperfections that you think make you un-attractive. THAT'S the stuff that makes you unique, and very sexy. I hate it when a woman's self esteem is so low because some jerk-off has made her feel insecure about her looks. UGLY IS ON THE INSIDE. NOT THE OUTSIDE! So to all you ladies out there who think you're not sexy because you're fat, skinny, big ass, little ass, big tits, no tits, ect...Know that Austin thinks you're beautiful. So all the other haters can go fuck themselves! Nuthin' but lo

The Dark Ride
Step on board and join the madness On this train forged from the tears of sadness Once you're on you cannot leave I'll show you things you wont believe I'm your conducter evil and insane The cancer that laughs as you struggle with the pain Take a spin on the Dark Ride It's a one way ticket to the other side Hit the rails on the dark ride Slowly going under can you stay alive This is where the games begin Taste the fear I almost always win Place your bet and roll the dice Most dont live to do it twice I'm your conducter evil and insane The Cancer that laughs as you struggle with the pain Take a spin on the Dark Ride It's a one way ticket to the other side Hit the rails on the Dark Ride Slowly going under can you stay alive

Happy Easter Everyone
Friends Without Faces We sit and we type and we stare at our screens, We can't help but wonder what all of this means. With mouse in hand ...we roam through this maze, On an infinite search...lost in a daze. We chat with each other, we type all our woes At times we'll band together to gang up on our foes. We wait for somebody, to type out our name We want recognition, but it is always the same. Soon friendships are formed - but - why we don't know, But some of these friendships, will flourish and grow. We give kisses and hugs, and sometimes we'll flirt, In IMs we chat deeply, and reveal why we hurt. Why is it on screen, we are so easily bold, Telling our secrets, that have never been told. The answer is simple, it is as clear as a bell, We all have our problems, and need someone to tell. We can't tell real people, but tell someone we must So we turn to our 'puters ...and to those we can trust. Even though it sounds crazy...the truth stil

Week 48
- Montoya and Nightwing are tearing one hellacious path through Gotham’s underworld in a bid to find Batwoman. Days of searching reveal absolutely zip. - On the other side of the street, Bruno Mannheim and company are sitting pretty with the captured heroine as their mysterious and icky murder ritual can’t take place until the time is right or some such thing. Mannheim doesn’t take kindly to Abbot’s suggestion that the Book of Crime’s prophecies will end in ruin, and the wolfman is thrown out of Intergang. - Renee and Nightwing finally start to make some headway upon discovering a weird explosive drill-looking thingy and interrogating notorious underworld informant Sid the Squid. Oh wait…that’s just a dude who looks like a giant mutant squid. Our bad. When an attack from a demon-looking Interganger flares up, the duo is saved by the timely intervention of the scorned Abbot, who clues them in to Intergang’s plans to open up several outbursts of hellfire through Gotham…with a sacri

Does He Really Exist??
I'm the guy who will text you every single morning and tell you good morning and every single night to tell you sweet dreams. I'm the guy who will text you and tell you "i love you and you make me smile" just because. I'm the guy who will blindfold you and take you to the beach, let you run your toes through the sand and then make you guess where we are. I'm the guy who will show up at your games (or competitions or meets) without you knowing just to surprise you. I'm the guy who will hold you when you're crying and wipe away your tears. I'm the guy who won't pressure you to do things you dont want to. I'm the guy who still thinks you're beautiful with no makeup on, wearing sweats and a big t-shirt. I'm the guy who kisses you on the forehead. I'm the guy who doesn't kiss and tell. I'm the guy who won't lie to you about where he's going or where he's been or who he's been with. I'm the guy who'll randomly tickle you just to hear you giggle. I'm the guy who actually listens to you when y

Horny Phone Girl
Hello, my name is Kathryn. I am easy going, almost 30 and admit I am not the classiest gal around. I would much rather take a long motorcycle ride and a burger over a romantic dinner out. I am bisexual and would be a lesbian if I didn't like a hard cock in my pussy when I cum. I keep my twat all natural and my pubes are soft on the face. That's a big hint because I love a good pussy licking. Sexually I like all positions and have recently begun to really enjoy anal sex, but you have to go slow the first few strokes. I am curious about role play and prefer being dominant and you under my sexual control. I am a voyeur too, I could masturbate for hours watching real people fuck each other. I have seriously considered joining a swingers club to fulfill that need, besides I think I would love to try a cum soaked gang bang. Pretty much anything goes with me, I think fucking should be fun and always end with a big smile.

Worst Example Of Cell-phone Misuse You've Ever Witnessed?
courtesy SF Chronicle - Diane Munsinger West Sacramento It was just a few days ago, in a hospital waiting room. There were signs all over stating not to use cell phones inside the hospital as it would cause problems with medical devices, such as pacemakers, etc. Eight out of 10 people in the waiting room were talking on their cell phones. Mikael Wagner San Francisco I witnessed a man at the next table to me at a well-known San Francisco restaurant break up with his apparent girlfriend, yelling obscenities that I can't even mention. He hung up on her as his date was returning from the bathroom. Esther Honda, San Francisco I had to tell the guy in the row in front of me that his phone display was shining right in my eyes during the live performance of "After the War" at the Geary Theater last week. Sure, it wasn't the most gripping show I've seen, but messaging during live theater? Matthew Ward, Turlock Whenever I work drive-thru, customers continually carry

Bulletin Done For Friends Entry In Blast Contest
The Following Announcements Paid For ByThe NEW WORLD ORDER!!!OK ALL MY FRIENDS, FANS, AND ESPECIALLY ALL YALL IN THE nWo FAMILY!!!HERE'S THE DEAL...I HAVE ENTERED A CONTESTThis is a Comment Bomb Contest, So please come Rate and Comment as much as you can, i would highly appreciate itThe Contest will last for 7 daysThe prizes are:1st place prize 1 (one) MONTH BLAST2nd place gets a 1 week BLAST3rd gets a 3 day BLAST4th gets a 1 day BLASTStarts APRIL 6th(FRIDAY)NOON west COAST TIME3 pm east coast~*JADE*~nWo CHICK~*@ CherryTAPBulletin Done By:Emanon~~Forever Fake~~Father of the Fallen Ones

Friends
"The Mile: People come into our lives and walk with us a mile, and then because of circumstance they only stay a while. They serve a need within the days that move so quickly by, and then are gone beyond our reach, we often wonder why. God only knows the reason that we meet and share a smile, why people come into our lives and walk with us a mile."

Snow
Damn 70 degrees then right to snow. Guess there goes racing for yet another week or two. I go from being ready to race to wanting to snuggle up with someone and watch a movie. Or make love for hours till we are both so hot we have to open the windows to cool off in the 20 deg temps. But in my case i am just plain screwed either way. No racing and no one for the other either. Maybe i should change my header to hopeless racer and romantic. Or will lick pussy for free lol. Have a great day everyone.

My Kind
I am a multi-dimensional spiritual master having a human experience. in fact we all are, some are becoming more aware of who we really are and help and show others as well. unfortunately experience is the ultimate teacher and a choice has to be made on some level to even have an "experience", but for those who have had an awakening experience where you suddenly knew things or rather remembered things that you were not taught, or have always known since you were a kid that you were somehow different and that there was more to this life and this world than following the herd without question, than you will understand that nothing but God exists. everything happens for a reason, us being asleep dreaming that we are human is necessary. we must first experience what we are not in order to fully understand and truly experience what we really are. and what is the only thing that truly exists? God/Love. Everything will be ok soon. Don't worry you were born saved and especially don't fear. do n

On Changing By Example
CONSCIOUSNESS IS EVERYTHING, AND CREATES YOUR EXPERIENCE. GROUP CONSCIOUSNESS IS POWERFUL AND PRODUCES OUTCOMES OF UNSPEAKABLE BEAUTY OR UGLINESS. THE CHOICE IS ALWAYS YOURS. IF YOU ARE NOT SATISFIED WITH THE CONSCIOUSNESS OF YOUR GROUP, SEEK TO CHANGE IT. THE BEST WAY TO CHANGE THE CONSCIOUSNESS OF OTHERS IS BY YOUR EXAMPLE.

U.s. Navy Directive 16134 [inappropriate T-shirts]
Don't know if this is real, but it's funny none the less U.S. Navy Directive 16134 [Inappropriate T-Shirts] The following directive was issued by the commanding officer of all naval installations in the Middle East, and it was obviously directed at the Marines. To: All Commands Subject: Inappropriate T-Shirts Ref: ComMidEastFor Inst 16134//24 K All commanders promulgate upon receipt, The following T-shirts are no longer to be worn on or off base by any military or civilian personnel serving in the Middle East: "Eat Pork Or Die" [both English and Arabic versions] "Shrine Busters" [Various. Show burning minarets or bomb/artillery shells impacting Islamic shrines. [Some with unit logos.] "Napalm, Sticks Like Crazy" [Both English and Arabic versions] "Goat - it isn't just for breakfast any more." [Both English and Arabic versions] "The road to Paradise begins with me." [Mostly Arabic versions but some in English. Some sho

Inside You.........
They had chatted several months online. He was in town to finally meet her—just for dinner. But tensions were high. Glances exchanged during bites of delightful fare. She noticed his erection just before dessert—wondering what he was thinking about. His intelligence and wit were intoxicating. Compounded with the wine, she felt herself crumbling. She couldn't free her eyes from the napkin in his lap, and he felt the weight of her stare. But she didn't want to go there. No more one-night stands. No more getting caught up in the frenzy. It was a simple dinner with every intention of going home…alone. As they walked across the street to get her car, he goaded her with questions about her plans for the evening. She wanted to say, "Would you like to come over?" But she knew she had a big presentation in the morning that could make her career. Instead, she talked about a bubble bath, soft music, and sleep. They reached the elevator of the parking garage, and she wante

Insight
There are those rare collections of words, when combined with music, that reach deep inside and lay bare the dark secrets or bring to my mind the feelings I have locked away for so very long. This song does this to me every time I hear it. When I Meet God Marillion And if the bottle's no solution Why does it feel so warm And if that girl is no solution Why did she feel so warm And if to feel is no solution Why do I feel Why do I feel so tired Why do I feel so broken Why do I feel so outside Why do I seem so blind I'm so sick of feeling It's ruined my life If living rough is no solution Why does it ease my mind If looking back is no solution Why are we all Nothing but children Children inside Why do the Gods Sit back and watch So many lost What kind of mother Leaves a child in the traffic Turning tricks in the dark What kind of God? I crawled around inside myself It was a long way down It was a mine and it was mine And in the darkness I saw

From Sheri
"So many people live within unhappy circumstances and yet will not take the initiative to change their situation because they are condtioned to a life of security, conformity, and conservatism, all of which may appear to give one peace of mind, but in reality nothing is more damaging to the adventurous spirit within a man or woman than a secure future."

Ooorah!
OOORAH! Body: I just wanted to repost so everyone has a chance to see it & repost it, too. It may take you two minutes to read this, but if you do not take the time to read this you are one of the people this post is talking about. You stay up for 16 hours He stays up for days on end. _________________________ You take a warm shower to help you wake up. He goes days or weeks without running water. __________________________ You complain of a "headache", and call in sick. He gets shot at as others are hit, and keeps moving forward. __________________________ You put on your anti war/don't support the troops shirt, and go meet up with your friends. He still fights for your right to wear that shirt. __________________________ You make sure you're cell phone is in your pocket. He clutches the cross hanging on his chain next to his dog tags. __________________________ You talk trash about your "buddies" that aren't with you. He knows he may not

Greek Archaeologists Unearth Rich Tomb
ATHENS, Greece - Archaeologists on a Greek island have discovered a large Roman-era tomb containing gold jewelry, pottery and bronze offerings, officials said Wednesday. The building, near the village of Fiscardo on Kefalonia, contained five burials including a large vaulted grave and a stone coffin, a Culture Ministry announcement said. The complex, measuring 26 by 20 feet, had been missed by grave-robbers, the announcement said. Archaeologists found gold earrings and rings, gold leaves that may have been attached to ceremonial clothing, as well as glass and clay pots, bronze artifacts decorated with masks, a bronze lock and copper coins. The vaulted grave, a house-shaped structure, had a small stone door that still works perfectly — turning on stone pivots. On a nearby plot, archaeologists also located traces of what may have been a small theater with four rows of stone seats, the ministry said. Previous excavations in the area have uncovered remains of houses, a b

Onthe Decisions You Make Today
REMEMBER, LIFE IS AN ONGOING PROCESS OF CREATION. YOU ARE CREATING YOUR REALITY EVERY MINUTE. THE DECISION YOU MAKE TODAY IS OFTEN NOT THE CHOICE YOU MAKE TOMORROW. YET HERE IS A SECRET OF ALL MASTERS: KEEP CHOOSING THE SAME THING.

I Hate This Posts!
Someone PLEASE tell me why the hell someone would waist their time and mine to post "this is fucking stupid" on a MUMM they didn't like? I mean come on! This is supposed to be fun right? Listen. It's like the T.V. If you don't like what you see...TURN THE FUCKING CHANNEL! Don't put someone else down because dig different shit than you. That's what makes people interesting. I mean if we all were into the same shit this would be a boring ass world. All my C.T. friends are unique. That's why I love y'all so much, and that's what interests me. So..."Here's to you hate mail poster!" You are my "dumb ass of the week!"

Friends
Friends Friends are there until the end, They're always themselves, no pretend. They're not afraid to be seen with you, They will never betray you. Friends never tell secrets they promise to keep, they make you feel good about yourself in times of weep. They come and cheer for you at your games, In a friend there is no shame. Friends are there to listen when you're depressed, They are the people you should know best. Friends are like presents you open again and again, Always are with you through thick and thin.

Easter...it Makes Me Want To Poop A Very Colorful, Beautiful Egg!!
Forgive me for this, as this is my first blog post. I may have forgotten I am a very political(I protest as well... *the whole room silence's*) and I am very much against most organized religion...more of organized anything actually;) Easter: It's Totally Pagan! Easter is not a Christian name. It is Chaldean (Babylonian) in origin - the name Astarte, one of the titles of Beltis, the queen of heaven. The name Astarte, as found on the Assyrian monuments by the noted archeologist Layard, was the name Ishtar. The worship of Bel and Astarte was introduced very early into Britain, along with the Druids, "the priests of the groves," the high places where the pagans worshipped the idols of Baal. In the Almanac of the 1800's, May 1st is called Beltane, from the pagan god, Bel. The titles Bel and Molech both belong to the same god. We must remember that Semiramis (also known as Ishtar) of Babylon, the wife of Nimrod and mother of Tammuz, was the same goddess worshiped throughout the w

Hypochondria
hy·po·chon·dri·a audio (hp-kndr-) KEY NOUN: 1. The persistent conviction that one is or is likely to become ill, often involving symptoms when illness is neither present nor likely, and persisting despite reassurance and medical evidence to the contrary. Also called hypochondriasis . 2. Plural of hypochondrium. I've decided there is no point in telling my brothers much of anything. Well, at least if it is health related. They assume I am a hypochondriac just because I get bored and look stuff up on-line or let them know what the DR has told me. I have also looked up things for others in the family so they will have a better understanding of what my mom has, such as possible cancer. I will go and find the information on line about it so they will not have to. That just makes me a target for negative feed back that they accuse me of being, which is negative. You would think they would be glad to know. They've never really seemed to understand me and most likely never

I'm Not Perfect
I'm not perfect i'm sorry i'm not perfect i can only be me i'm sorry i'm not perfect like the girl you want me to be i'd give anything to make you happy even if it makes me sad i'd never do anything to hurt you i don't try to make you mad sometimes you get angry and we start to fight little do you know i cry myself to sleep at night sometimes i don't know just what i did wrong i don't understand why we don't get along every time we fight i wish you could feel my heart break sometimes i wonder how much more my heart can take sometimes i get so angry i don't know what to say i feel just like a game that everyone wants to play the only thing i need in this world is someone who is true the only thing i want in this world is... to be loved by you

Oh, My Foolish Heart
Oh, This Foolish Heart Oh, this foolish heart of mine why do you keep on yearning For the one that isn't mine and keeping this flame burning? You know this love can never be so why not set it free? Instead of hanging onto it... so free from it I'll be. Everytime my mind's made up to try hard to forget This heart of mine starts longing and again I am beset... With thoughts of what could be and all the 'how's' and 'why's' Yet, knowing that it's all in vain it's then I start to cry. Oh, this foolish heart of mine... oh please, please set me free From the love I have for one that cannot ever be. My heart has held onto this love for such a very long time, I guess my heart keeps hoping... that someday love will be mine.

I Hate Moving!
Ok well I hate moving in the first place, but I hate it even more when I don't have a choice. Hopefully something good will come of this, don't know what that will be yet, but I have a feeling that living with the in-laws will have something to do with it (such as humility and a newfound appreciation for living in one's OWN house). In case you were wondering, no I don't currently have a house of my own, I lost it to foreclosure. So now, me and the rest of my family (4 in all) are living with my in-laws in a 55 and over community, so there are no other kids around for my son to play with. Also, my job said not to come back because they felt the commute would be too long and I wouldn't want to do it for long. At the moment life kinda sucks, but thank god for family. Best to you all!

Jumpin On The Briggs Train? Moron.
It appears that you can add New England's outstanding cornerback to the angry-at-being-franchise tagged list. No leverage? Ask for a trade. And then, the beginnings of leverage. A smidgen, anyway. And, given how Deion Branch used unhappiness and a hold out to force a trade out of New England last year, we have some precedent. The money quotes from Samuel: "I've been patient, haven't said anything bad, haven't said anything negative. But my patience has run out. Business is business. They handled their business their way and I'm handling my business my way. I hope not, I really hope not, but it's looking more and more like it could be time to move on. If it's best for me and my family. I will do that. Absolutely." And "We want to get something done and my hope is we will," Samuel said. "But if it doesn't get done, I'm prepared to do what's best for me and my family. It's not what I want to do, but what I have to do. They're handling their business the way they feel they have t

Mlb-direct Tv Thing
Of course, there are plenty of reasons to hate what MLB tried to do with their exclusive Extra Innings deal with Directv. Sure, Bud Selig is the devil. He's trying to keep good, regular, normal, two-eyed and four-eyed Americans from watching the baseball they love and enjoy. We know. But now that MLB has signed a deal that will allow for its Extra Innings package to be carried by cable providers - as long as its packaged with the soon to be launched MLB Channel - let's look at little more objectively at the situation as it has played out. 1) MLB certainly was trying to drive subscriptions to their MLB.TV product. This report from Wednesday says their server was a bit overloaded and wasn't able to deliver a quality product over the first days of the season. So clearly, people have signed up. I wonder if MLB is offering refunds now. Regardless, the league got to test out the resources of their online content and will undoubtedly use what they've learned to grow the service.

A True Goddess Today, My Love Special K. N.j..
Attention I need you all to gather round, I want to tell you about the sexiest woman around.. Now this may be a dream or maybe it's true, but you decide which one it is it's up to you.. But for now close your mind and open your soul,and listen to what you are told.. I was taking a walk in the park, and it was not to sunny and not yet dark.. when I saw a vision like something from a dream, a total goddess and you all know what I mean.. she was a beauty as if sent from heaven above, and at first sight all I felt was love.. So I stopped her and asked her name, and she she said please do not bring that game.. Still I felt this was my lucky day, and I was right she looked at me and said SPECIAL K. N.J.. I was surprised and yet there was no retreat, So I asked can I get you something to eat.. So we got together about eight, and believe it or not I was on time and not a moment late.. As we were seated I spoke about her outfit and about how well it fit, and she said now you want to talk that

Walking As Angels
WALKING AS ANGELS We laid back and let it all flow out the topic of trust never once had a doubt, for within my mind and heart as well was an image and vibe as clear as a bell. You were very special to me and more I had a feeling inside I never felt before. A trust so great and strong I wanted this trust to take away all the wrong and return to me a mended soul. My mended soul would then release a new angel beside the other one and together we would stroll the heavens, our times are over and done. For we have then won the battle within and now we rest for created we have a personality twin, Think alike, talk alike, say the same thing. It is time we are to ascend for we have reached the territory of a best friend. But friendships break even the best of ones then all me have established becomes undone. Your job as my angel is then complete because you have left me with only my pen and sheet. I am now forced to record what I feel to something unlike you and I

Hugs
A hug is a wonderful gift to share, A way to show each other that we care; There is so much a hug is able to do, When you feel those arms holding you. A hug is a place to feel safe and warm, A comfort for a sad heart that is torn; An _expression of the love in our heart, For ones who we wish, never to be apart. A hug is a greeting when we meet to say hello, Or to say goodbye when we have to go; It can hold us up when life gets us down, And makes us smile, instead of frown. A hug can be given for no reason at all, And given to those, both big and small; We're never too old to feel the joy it brings, As it is one of life's most pleasing things. And for all of this beauty, a hug is free! It costs nothing, yet means so much to me; We should all hug another to show we care, For to feel a warm hug, nothing can compare. Here's Your Virtual Hug from Me to YOU For no reason at all except...I LIKE YA !!!

We Once Were One
The day that we first met, in my mind I still see, you sitting in the lunch room, looking for some company. I alone myself, sat down with you that day, neither of us knowing what the hell to say. But we got through the awkward times, and quickly came to be, the best of friends to eachother, we could ever be. The closer we grew, the more we left, the other world behind, just me and you we jumped into a new place totally blind. We prayed together our friendship forever, and always would stay the same, but time has passed, only memories last, and little friendship remains. WE ONCE WERE ONE! I screamed at you, I want my best friend back! But we both realized at once it was that bond we lacked. You think it doesn't hurt me, to see us back to two, looking to my left and right to see there is no you. But we both are moving on now, lets do it gracefully, I hope our friendship still lives on in you memory.

Rules To Live By...
Rules to live by... ----- 1. If a woman wants you, nothing can keep her away. If she doesn't want you, nothing can make her stay! 2. Stop making excuses for a woman and her behavior. 3. Allow your intuition (or spirit) to save you from heartache. 4. Stop trying to change yourselves for a relationship that's not meant to be. 5. Slower is better. 6. Never live your life for a woman before you find what makes you truly happy. 7. If a relationship ends because the woman was not treating you as you deserve then heck no you can't "be friends." A friend wouldn't mistreat a friend. 8. Don't settle. 9. If you feel like she is stringing you along, then she probably is. 10. Don't stay because you think "it will get better." You'll be mad at yourself a year later for staying when things are not better. 11. The only person you can control in a relationship is you. 12. Avoid women who've got a bunch of children by a bunch of different men. She didn't m

Carpe Diem
Not much further left to go On this bitter road It's time for me to show That I can bear this heavy load THey said it wouldnt be easy I wouldn't have it any other way Not doing this just to please me Im doing it to seize the day Carpe diem seize the day Thats what its all about for me Carpe Diem seize the day Try it and you will see They didnt think I would make it Said that I could die any day I told them where to stick it And here I am alive today Carpe diem seize the day Thats what its all about for me Carpe Diem seize the day Try it and you will see

Race & Hatred
For hundreds, if not thousands of years, racism was fueled by one simple thing: ignorance. This ignorance was justified by a cocktail of ingredients, ranging from misconstrued religion to psychotically immoral science (Darwinism and eugenics). The philosophy behind the racism of yesteryear shared a common root: it was always based on a lack of intelligence. This, it seems, should have been solved by the spread of modern education. If the problem was ignorance, effective schooling was the antidote, right? This sounds correct, and it partially is. But that assumption ignores the fact that racism is ingrained into the human psyche, and if repressed in one form, it will simply reappear with a more hidden structure. The new, concealed form of racism that is rampant today is known as neo-racism. The prevalence of education subsequently eliminated ignorance and misunderstanding in most racial matters. But the spread of education also caused the ascent of another justification for racism, a

When Angels Cry
I can see the pain in your eyes Hear it in your melancholy cries As you say your last goodbye I can hear the Angels cry I saw the Emptiness in your eyes Heard it in your silent cries And as you said your last goodbye In the Darkness the Angels cried When the angels cry they cry for you They cry cause you didn't pull through When the angels cry you'll see That they cry with me I can feel the pain in my eyes I hear it in my mournful cries And as I say my last goodbye I can hear the angels cry When the angels cry they cry for you they cry cause you didnt pull through When the angels cry you'll see That they cry with me

Come See And Support Me In Austin, Tx!!!!!
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1 Question
One Question a quick question ONE QUESTION.. Ok, I had this sent to me and I thought it was cool. If you dont want to do this, no biggie! I thought I would post this and see what happened. Question.... 1 question. 1 chance. 1 answer. That's all you get. You get to ask me 1 question. (TO MY INBOX) Any one question, no matter how crazy it is. ANY 1 question!! Conditions: I won't tell ANYONE what you asked me and I promise to answer it truthfully. The catch is, you have to repost this and see what people ask you.

What's Up With The Haters???
Hey all... I hope everyone is having a GREAT day today. I have only been on here for a week or so... but have already come across some haters. I mean seriously... I want to thank you all that have rated my profile and photos... and a special thanks to those that have been generous enough to rate me a 10. Do I think I am a 10... no..... but thank you none the less. There is ONE person out there.. and they have done this anonymously.... so they know that they are a piece of shit and a total HATER..... that rated me a 1. I guess to each his/her own... and I am not one to judge someone for their own insecurities.... but seriously.... If you are going to do some shit like that, just pass by without saying a fucking word. OK, I am done ranting today. hope to get some more love from all of you and will do my best to repay it all back!!

A Journey In Darkness
I walk along this frozen road With nothing but the ruthless wind as my guide I've been here many times before Crying frozen tears for the life I still live Again I reach out in the dark Still nothing's there for me Everything seems so meaningless On this Journey into Darkness If this is how it's meant to be Then let the end come take me tonight I sail along these frozen waters With nothing but the deadly silence as my guide I've been here many times before Crying frozen tears for the grave that lies empty Again I reach out in the dark Still nothing's there for me Everything seems so meaningless On this Journey into Darkness If this is how it's meant to be Then let the end come take me tonight

Soul Mate
We met but once as though by chance, we didn't date, or did we dance. We looked into each other's eyes without deception or disguise. A silent message passed between your hungry heart was plainly seen. You saw desire I could not hide, you looked at me and saw inside. How could a glance have said so much, and cause a chill without a touch? What was that chemistry that night, that promised what we felt was right? What satisfaction we'd have missed, If we had not reached out and kissed. I do not know if it was you, or was it I who said, "Let's do." But on that night our souls were bare as surely as our bodies there. Our bodies moved in harmony, I couldn't tell the you from me. And locked in passion as we were, my sense of time began to blur. I must have known you from before, how else could you have reached my core? In life perhaps before this one what had we shared? What had we done? With what I felt, emotions vast, I must have loved you in the past. But

How Much Of My Staff Are Reliable True Staff?
this is the link to the contest.....Shannon put alot of hard work into this contest so i want all staff to please go and help us win this!!!!!! when you are done leave me a comment on this blog so i know what staff was there to recieve there gift! i want each staff to do atleast 100 comments!

Nice
Giant crystals enjoyed perfection With lengths over 11m, the giant gypsum crystals found in Mexico's Cueva de los Cristales are a great natural wonder. Now, a Spanish-Mexican team thinks it can explain how these marvels acquired their immense form. The scientists studied tiny pockets of fluid trapped in the crystals and conducted back-up lab experiments. They report in the journal Geology that the solution from which the crystals grew must have been kept in a very narrow, stable temperature range. The researchers' analysis leads them to believe there are other dramatic caves waiting to be discovered in the Naica mine complex south-east of Chihuahua city. "If the theory we propose for the 'genetic' mechanisms of the crystals is right, then I would not be surprised if miners find more of these caves in the next few years," Juan Manuel Garcia-Ruiz, from the University of Granada, Spain, told BBC News. Bigger than 'swords' Already two remarkable caves are know

Money And Bills
I hope I can get a perminent position at a descent work place that is not too far and I can get home within a descent ammount of time. I am going to have quite a bit to pay in the following months. But once I settle all credit card debts and begin budgeting my money wisely I think I will do ok. Then all i need do is save money and invest so I can go back to college full time.

I'm Sorry
I'm sorry if my boobs aren't good enough to "satisfy" your needs. I'm sorry if I'm not skinny enough for you to see my ribs. I'm sorry if I'm not pretty enough to be "your girl". I'm sorry if I'm not tan enough for you I'm sorry if I'm not a playboy model so I don't act like a porn star for you. I'm sorry If i don't have a dream body that turns you on. I'm sorry if I'm too tall/short for you. I'm sorry if my hair is not long/short enough. But most of all... I'm sorry that most guys can't accept a girl for who they really are.

I Will Survive
Try not to laugh as you sing I Will Survive At first I was afraid, I was petrified When you said you had 10 inches, hell I almost died But I'd spent oh so many years just waiting for a man that long That I grew strong And knew that I could take you on But there you are... another lie, I was geared up for a Big Mac and you've brought me a French fry I should have known it was bullsh*t, just a sad, pathetic dream Should have known no anaconda would be lurking in those jeans... Go on now go... walk out the door Don't you promise me 10 inches then turn up with only 4 Weren't you a prat to think that I wouldn't catch you out Don't you know we're only joking when we say size doesn't count! (Chorus) I will survive, I will survive Cos as long as I have batteries my sex life is gonna thrive! I will always have good sex with a handful of latex I will survive, I will survive. . .hey hey It took all my self-c

Us Iraq Vets Cheated Out Of Medical Care, Disability Pay
http://www.metimes.com/storyview.php?StoryID=20070401-031851-5270r US Iraq vets cheated out of medical care, disability pay Sherwood Ross Middle East Times April 1, 2007 MIAMI, FL, USA -- Over the past six years, some 22,500 soldiers have been discharged on grounds of "personality disorder," a condition that can be claimed as having existed prior to their tour of duty, thereby absolving the Pentagon of its obligation to provide them with medical care and pay for their benefits. Over the course of a six-month investigation published in The Nation magazine for April 9, reporter Joshua Kors learned of "multiple cases" in which "soldiers wounded in Iraq are suspiciously diagnosed as having a personality disorder, then prevented from collecting benefits." According to Kors: "The conditions of their discharge have infuriated many in the military community, including the injured soldiers and their families, veterans' rights groups, even military officials required to pr

Clearing Something Up!
HEY GUYS IM VOODOO AND THERES BEEN SOME SHIT THAT WAS SAID ABOUT ME BY ANOTHER USER WHO I USE TO DATE. SHE SAID I WAS STALKING HER AND HARRASING HER MEAN WHILE SHE WAS BLOCKED AND WAS IGNORED TILL TODAY TO ASK HER WHY WAS SHE SAYING SHIT ABOUT ME. WELL DUE TO THIS I HAVE RECIEVED A NUMBER OF PRIVATE MESSAGES THREATING ME! WELL SINCE THE STAFF OF CHERRYTAP WONT DO ANYTHING BECAUSE SUSPOSELY ITS IN THE TOS WE SIGN( I DIDNT SIGN ANYTHING LOL) ITS ONLY COME TO MY ATTENTION THAT USERS ARE ALLOWED TO MAKE OTHER USERS KILL THEMSELFS. AT FIRST THIS SITE WAS FUN BUT THEN CAME THE DRAMA. WELL WHEN THIS USER http://www.cherrytap.com/user/601604 GOT A NEW MAN I WAS THREATEN BY HIM SAYING IF I DONT STOP TALKING TO HER THAT HE WILL INFORM MIKE(BABY J) AND HAVE MY ACCOUNT DELETED FOR TALKING TO HIS GIRL. SHE WAS BLOCKED SINCE I LEFT HER. IF YOU GUYS HAVE ANY QUESTIONS FEEL FREE TO HIT ME UP BUT IM WORKING A LONG DAY TODAY SO IM PROBALLY NOT GONNA REPLY TILL TONIGHT SO PLEASE TRY AND PRIVATE MESSAGE M

Please Help Us
please i trying to get at least a team of ten people to help bomb in this contest if u are busy and could spare the time and votes it would be much appreciated we are falling further behind as i write this blog.

A Child's Explanation Of Angels!!!!
KIDS EXPLAINING ANGELS: I only know the names of two angels. Hark and Harold. Gregory, 5 My guardian angel helps me with math, but he's not much good for science. Henry, 8 It's not easy to become an angel! First, you die. Then you go to heaven, then there's still the flight training to go through. And then you got to agree to wear those angel clothes. Matthew, 9 Everybody's got it all wrong. Angels don't wear halos anymore. I forget why, but scientists are working on it. Olive, 9 Angels work for God and watch over kids when God has to go do something else. Mitchell, 7 Angels don't eat, but they drink milk from holy cows. Jack, 6 Angels talk all the way while they're flying you up to heaven. The basic message is where you went wrong before you got dead. Daniel, 9 When an angel gets mad, he takes a deep breath and counts to ten. And when he lets out his breath, somewhere there's a tornado. Reagan, 10 Angels have a lot to do and they keep very busy

Taking A Break!
I regret to say that I am stepping away for awhile! There is still too much drama even on here that I just dont want to deal with right now! I have met a lot of great people on this sight! I will eventually be back! I just need some time to figure alot of things out!! I wish ALL of u the best!! HUGZZZ

You Never Know What You Have...
You never know what you have until it's been stolen, sold to a pawn shop in Philly, purchased from said pawn shop by a guy named Russ who gives it to his girlfriend in a desperate attempt to get into her pants which fails but she sells it to her cousin's best buddy who DID get into her pants and who then tries to sell it back to you not knowing it's been stolen. At that point you just don't want the damn thing anymore because it smells weird.

The Results Are In!
The cardiac test went well. In fact I opted for no meds to knock me out so I could see the pictures. It's a trip to be awake while someone slides a tube from your groin to your heart LOL The doctor couldn't believe what he saw. My arteries were perfect and their were no blockages or plaques and the heart was 100% Considering my cholesterol was 486 and my triglycerides were 2740! All the nurses thought the numbers were typos LOL Anyway I passed with flying colors and after the wound heals I will be back to full speed, so if you want pics done by me, messgae and we can do them :) Thanks to all who prayed or held good thoughts for me! It worked :) I love my friends

Drama!!!!!
Ok so Im taking two singing classes right now. Both of my professors said that I should go for the choir at school and maybe some drama so that I could do some musicals. That would be fun!!! I love singing. . .and I wouldn't mind acting.