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Ha Ha
so i was watching vh1's 1 hit wonders... well i noticed a few things in this show.. first thing i noticed was that.. yeah most of the bands on there only had one hit... but i totally thought the album as a whole was awesome... another thing i noticed in most cases at least 1 band member died in their 40s.. which is still young.. so if the greats died in their 20s then the one hit wonders had an impact but not good enough to die early but still early enough to be good.....lol! okay that was just wrong.. but that whole show pissed me off like modern english melt with you made the list but they had other great songs...i digress... another thing i noticed is when they are advertising movies.. its always and i mean always the best comedy of the year.. or one of the best.. how can you say that about all of them... now i swear you will notice it... one of the scariest horror movies of the year... well if they are that way that statement has no merit.. now does it. for all my friendsbeca

Vacation Part 1
Let me see if I understand this correctly, a vacation is something you do to relax and get away from the stress and strain of everyday life. A thing you do to get away from work and the head aches there in. At least that’s what I always thought it was, was I ever WRONG!!!! A vacation is something you do to drive yourself crazy with! The kids never happy with the happy meals, the damn dogs needing to piss every 5 miles on the highway, the hotel room not the way its promised, the attractions never as golden as they are in the vacation guide! With that said let me tell you about my resent vacation. On May 3rd 2007, my boss of over a year comes to my home town to pick me and my son up for our first vacation. I have such high hopes for this trip. All my friends are telling me to go and live it up and just relax, so that is what I plan to do. (Yea right!) We pile into the car, my boss, her sons, 2 of them, her daughter, me and my son. Thank god this is a big Durango we are in.

It Was The Last Place I Looked.....
A friend had asked if I had a particular item and could they borrow it. I said sure, but I had to try and find it first. It took a few days to find it and when I did I delivered the item to the friend. My friend thanked me for the item and told me that they hoped it wasn't too much trouble finding it for them.Almost by reflex, the following phrase fell out of my mouth: "You know, it was in the last place I thought to look..." Now, without a doubt, this has to be one of the stupidest statements that you could ever make after the successful discovery of a lost object. Oddly enough though, I'm sure that we've all used this phrase. I sure as hell hope that once you've found your lost item that you stopped looking for it. It was during this search that I discovered a strange parody of the original statement: It is not the last place that I looked for the lost item but rather the first place I've looked for a new lost item. How many times has it happened to you? You a

Cherry Juice
(This is what CherryTap's Theme song should be.. Exchange the name Pimp for Cherry and this song would work, hehe ) "Cherry Juice" [Intro] One pound for the house, that's all we need baby Just one for the house.. c'mon [Chorus] CHERRY juice - oooooooooh-ooooooooh-hoooooooo I think I need to let it loose (might think I need to let it loose) Let her loose, let her loooooose She only want me for my pimp juice (that's all she want me for f'real) Not my CHERRY juice, I'm talkin new CHERRY juice I think I need to cut her loose (it's time for homegirl to recognize) Yes I do, yes I doooooo-hoooo [Nelly] I'm in that, seventy-four, Coupe DeVille With the, power seats, leather, wood on my wheel One-touch sunroof BUT leave it alone Hoes see it can't believe it - "It's goin back on it's own" Oooooooooooooooh, shit, that's how we do it baby "Every day like this?" Seven dayy-ayyys .. I tell you three-sixty-five Winter spring and fall, in the summer we ride You actin like

Help!!!
This is an ALL CALL! I have a friend in NV., Battle Mountain who needs to get to Altanta. If you know anyone coming this way from that direction, he can help pay gas to get to Atlanta, please get in touch with me! Creamypuddles

This Vision
This Vision I see myself, Hanging like a wretched wreck, A belly full of pills, And a broken neck. Lonely and forlorn, Stranded in my mind, My soul ripped And torn. What does it matter, That my life is no more, I see no one around Around my pool of blood on the floor. This vision of death is What I see. This vision of death Consuming me. Take this vision from me If you can, Take this vision from me Before the blood runs out of me Like the draining sand. This beautiful vision of death.

Lets Take Cherrytap Back
Well folks..Some people just don't know when to leave well enough alone...With out mentioning names.....I think that it is time to take cherrytap back...where the people actually have a right to say what we want...I mean come on...if comment bombing or rating to fast is over loading the server...wouldn't you think it would be nice to get a newer one or better one?...I can see some of the rules we have going on in here like no bashing people because they want everyone to have fun...Don't leave rude comments and stuff like that...Yeah fine...But deleting people because they rate or comment to fast is pure stupidity...i may not be on here much longer after this and that will show you people that some people are babies and cannot take it when people critize there work. I think the site is great and all, but come on we are all adults and shit in here or we are supposed to be..Let us make up our own minds on somethings... I think we should postion CherryTap on certain items... If you think t

Top Four Adult Jokes
Top Four Adult Jokes Fourth Place: A man bumps into a woman in a hotel lobby and as he does, his elbow goes into her breast. They are both quite startled. The man turns to her and says, "Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as your breast, I know you'll forgive me." She replies, "If your penis is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 221." ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Third Place: One night, as a couple lays down for bed, the husband starts rubbing his wife's arm. The wife turns over and says "I'm sorry honey, I've got a gynecologist appointment tomorrow and I want to stay fresh. "The husband, rej! ected, t urns over. A few minutes later, he rolls back over and taps his wife again. "Do you have a dentist appointment tomorrow too?" ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Runner Up: Bill worked in a pickle factory. He ha

About My Birthday
Your Birth Month is October You are a natural leader who is able to stand up when no one else can. Strong and powerful, you tend to overshadow those around you. Your soul reflects: Gratitude, comfort, and true love Your gemstone: Tourmaline Your flower: Cosmos Your colors: White and yellow What Does Your Birth Month Mean?

Guys - I Wish I Knew
Is there anyway to tell if a guy likes you or if he just wants sex? Ive known him for over a year we kinda had a small thing in july. Then that stopped and started up again in december. but then we got into a fight and he well ive taken him back for a second time and we havent done anything yet. Hes been calling and everything and talking. Then times we did do things we both agreed to it. So there was no real using it involved it was mutual. Grr I wish I knew SOME ONE HELP!!!!!

What Is Life Without Love
What is Life Without Love?? Life without love is like looking into the future and seeing the past Like being with a million people and feeling like you are the only one. Life without love is like not knowing whether anything you have will last And like having everything you ever wanted but feeling as though you have nothing. Life without love is giving into to every wrong decision you ever made and feeling no regret. Like having everyone around has disappeared even though they are right there. Life without love is like having so many memories that you all of a sudden forget And like having that perfect person right there and just letting them slip away. By Courtenay aka Canadian Cutie

4-9-07 26th Entry
Gotta love doctor offices that have staff that are so incompitent they make your life crazy. So here's the scoop as to why I say that. As my regulars should well know by now, the doctor I deal with now is not one of my favorite offices to visit. I've had nothing but problems from the get go (january this year). It just got worse. So much worse that it could mean I have to do 3 more months of doctor supervised wieght loss. If I decide to say fuck it and find a new doctor, it will mean 6 months. So yea, nice long possible delay I'm facing here. Here's the story. My surgeon office needs a copy of the medical stuff I went through with my old doctor that left her practice (6 months weight loss supervision, note the 6 month ggrrrr, I also had 4 months nutritionist and a mental evaluation. Luckily those 2 offices the surgeon has the results so no worries there). In January when I switched to my new doctor, I signed paperwork to get copies of my medical records sent ov

Thin Out The Herd...
This guy should be up for the Darwin award! Subject: Stun Gun If you don't laugh at least once while reading this there is something wrong with you STUN GUN (Only a guy would do this!) Pocket Taser Stun Gun, a great gift for the wife. A guy who purchased his lovely wife a pocket Taser for their anniversary submitted this : Last weekend I saw something at Larry's Pistol & Pawn Shop that sparked my interest. The occasion was our 22nd anniversary and I was looking for a little something extra for my wife. What I came across was a 100,000-volt, pocket/purse-sized taser. The effects of the taser were supposed to be short lived, with no long-term adverse affect on your assailant, allowing her adequate time to retreat to safety.... WAY TOO COOL! Long story short, I bought the device and brought it home. I loaded two triple-a batteries in the darn thing and pushed the button. Nothing! I was disappointed. I learned, however, that if I pushed the button AND pressed it aga

True Friends...
True Friendship (With none of that Sissy Crap!!!! ) Are you tired of those sissy "friendship" poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship. You will see no cutesy little smiley faces in this message - Just the stone cold truth of our great friendship. 1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad. 2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you. 3. When you smile -- I will know you finally got laid. 4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get. 5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining. 6. When you are confused -- I will use little words. 7. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want to catch whatever you have. 8. When you fall --

Too Funny...
Memory was something you lost with age An application was for employment A program was a TV show A cursor used profanity A keyboard was a piano A web was a spider's home A virus was the flu A CD was a bank account A hard drive was a long trip on the road A mouse pad was where a mouse lived And if you had a 3 inch floppy . . . . you just hoped nobody ever found out!?!

Stuck
Im having a hard time understanding how its possible for ME to be my ONLY friend, yet my worst fucking enemy at the same time. Misery truly does love company, and a total lack of such, only makes one feel all the more miserable. I give up.

Iq
You have a sexual IQ of 157 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Rent Payment...
RENT PAYMENT A businessman met a beautiful girl and agreed to spend The afternoon with her for $500. They did their thing, and, before He left, he told her that he did not have any cash with him, but he Would have his secretary write a check and mail it to her, calling the Payment RENT FOR APARTMENT." On the way to the office, he regretted what he had done, Realizing that the whole event had not been worth the price. So he Had his secretary send a check for $250 and enclose the following typed note: "Dear Madam: Enclosed find a check for $250 for rent of your Apartment. I am not sending the amount agreed upon, because when I Rented the place, I was under the impression that: #1 - it had never been occupied; #2 - there was plenty of heat; and #3 - it was small enough to make me feel cozy and at home. However, I found out that it had been previously occupied, There was no heat, and it was entirely too large." Upon receipt of the note, the girl immediately re

Finally
YOU KNOW I THINK IT TOOK LONG ENOUGH WELL IT TOOK YEARS BUT IM HERE NOW I HAVE A WONDERFUL LIFE AND A WONDERFUL MAN TO BACK ME UP IN WHATEVER I DO....MY HOUSE IS BEAUTIFUL..I COULDNT BE HAPPIER WELL I JUST WANTED TO PUT THAT OUT THERE

The World Is A Scary Place...
The world is a scary, scary place... ONE Recently, when I went to McDonald's I saw on the menu that you could have an order of 6, 9 or 12 Chicken McNuggets. I asked for a half dozen nuggets. "We don't have half dozen nuggets," said the teenager at the counter. "You don't?" I replied. "We only have six, nine, or twelve," was the reply. "So I can't order a half dozen nuggets, but I can order six?" "That's right." So I shook my head and ordered six McNuggets. TWO I was checking out at the local Wal-Mart with just a few items and the lady behind me put her things on the belt close to mine. I picked up one of those "dividers" that they keep by the cash register and placed it between our things so they wouldn't get mixed. After the girl had scanned all of my items, she picked up the "divider", looking it all over for the bar code so she could scan it. Not finding the bar code she said to me, "Do you know how much this is?" I said to her "I've changed my mind, I don't thin

Smart Ass
THE 6 BEST SMART ASS ANSWERS OF 2006 SMART ASS ANSWER #6 It was mealtime during a flight on Hooters Airline. "Would you like dinner?" the flight attendant asked John, seated in front. "What are my choices?" John asked. "Yes or no," she replied. SMART ASS ANSWER #5 A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets. As a man approached, she extended her hand for the ticket and he opened his trench coat and flashed her. Without missing a beat, she said, "Sir, I need to see your ticket not your stub." SMART ASS ANSWER #4 A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store but she couldn't find one big enough for her family. She asked a stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?" The stock boy replied, "No ma'am, they're dead." SMART ASS ANSWER #3 The cop got out of his car and the kid who was stopped for speeding rolled down his window. "I've been waiting for you all day," the cop said. The kid replied, "Yeah, well I

Rites Of Passage
Are you ready to begin, He asks with an outstretched hand... For the very first time, feeling childlike,I say Yes and place my hand in his... He leads me to my fate, what I have longed for all of my life... He runs his hands along my body as he binds me to his Cross... My skin all china white,bared for all to see... A virgin for sacrifice... A dark veil is ripped form my eyes as I feel my body warm to his touch... Changing colors, white to pink to crimson... My senses heighten with every stroke... I am Alive... I feel his strength, A commanding presence... He speaks to me,"How do you feel?"... Unable to speak, I can only smile... My body is on fire... Colors changing to blue and purple hues... I start to weaken... I can feel his body pressing to mine... Holding me... I look into his eyes,he holds my gaze... "I will hurt you...I will Not harm you"...

Bill Clinton
Bill Clinton started jogging near his new home in Chappaqua. But on each run he happened to jog past a hooker standing on the same street corner, day after day. With some apprehension he would brace himself as he approached her for what was most certainly to follow. "Fifty dollars!" she would cry out from the curb. "No, Five dollars!" fired back Clinton . This ritual between Bill and the hooker continued for days. He'd run by and she'd yell, "Fifty dollars!" And he'd yell back, "Five dollars!" One day however, Hillary decided that she wanted to accompany her husband on his jog! As the jogging couple neared the problematic street corner, Bill realized the "pro" would bark her $50 offer and Hillary would wonder what he'd really been doing on all his past outings. He realized he should have a darn good explanation for the junior Senator. As they jogged into the turn that would tak

Rednecks...
> >Rednecks Are Good At Sensitive Stuff > > > >Three Rednecks were working on a cell phone > tower-Cooter, Pete, and K.C. > > > >As they start their descent Cooter slips, falls off > the tower and is killed > >instantly. > > > >As the ambulance takes the body away, Pete says, > "Well, heck, someone > >should go and tell his wife." > > > >K.C. says, "OK, I'm pretty good at that sensitive > stuff, I'll do it." > > > >Two hours later, he comes back carrying a case of > Budweiser. > > > >Pete says, "Where did you get that beer, K.C.?" > > > >"Cooter's wife gave it to me," K.C. replies. > > > >"That's inbelievable, you told the lady her husband > was dead and she gave > >you beer?" > > > >"Well, not exactly," K.C. says. "When she answered > the door, I said to her, > >You must be Cooter's widow." > > > >She said, "You must be mistaken, I'm not a > widow."...then I said "I'll bet > >you a case of beer you are." > > > >Rednecks Are Good At Sensitive Stuff!!!

The Slave's Prayer
The Slave's Prayer Author: Screamer © 1996 Allow me the strength to answer questions I can't fathom. Allow me the spirit to know his needs. Allow me the kindness to choke back retorts. Allow me the serenity to serve Him in peace. Allow me the love to show Him myself. Allow me the tenderness to comfort Him. Allow me the light to show us the way. Allow me the wisdom to be an asset to Him. Let me be able to show Him each day my love of my service to Him. Let me open myself up to completely belong to Him. Let my eyes show Him the same respect, rather I sit at his side, or kneel at his feet. Let me accept my punishment with the grace of a woman. Let me learn to please Him, beyond myself. Grant me the power to give myself to Him completely. Give me the strength to please us both. Permit me to love myself, in loving Him. Allow me the peace of serving Him. For it is my greatest wish, my highest power To make his life complete, as he makes mine.

Opinion Are Like A**holes... Everybody Has One
Mistreatment and misconduct towards any military person during the Viet Nam War for the period 1960-1975. Estimates have been offered that there were at least three million U.S. Military personell who participated in the Southeast Asia Theater Of War during this time frame. Of those three million only a mere fraction of them actually participated in direct combat in one fashion or another Army, Navy, Air Force, marines, Coast Guard,Seabees,Nurses of all services, civilian advisors, Humanitarian volunteers, comabt photogarhers, etc... to name jus a few of those very limited individuals. Now, I never experienced any such behaviors during training, after training, on my way to Viet nam, and especially so after returning from Viet Nam! But, what I did experience was a whole lot of apathy and disinterest.... By 1968 most everyone that had a television had seen the never-ending news broadcasts of Viet Nam each and evry night, maybe twice or more during a day. Not to metion the print

Dag Event #2
Strange Highways It's a crazy world we live in and I'm leaving it today for another institution we crazy people play Every time I climb the mountain and it turned into a hill I promised me that I'd move on and I will I I good for nothing going nowhere so they say hey someone give me blessings for they say that I have sinned That when I crawl inside myself and ride into the wind on strange highways on strange highways Hey you I want your number don't even wonder we do things our way here Questions these are forbidden we got no answers believe us anyway So here is my confession it's the only broken rule sometimes I crawl inside of me Where I can be the fool on strange highways on strange highways oh You can see the other side and you shall come over you can't leave the other side if you say I will Everytime I climb the mountain and it turned into a hill well I promised me I'd disappear and now I know I will So someone give me blessings for the times you say I've sinne

This Poem Was Writtin For My Brother That Is In The Military N To All Servin N Military N Stuff Hope Yall Like It
He joined the Armed forces... You went to college. He signed a retarded contract... You can read. You go to work, he goes to work. You get paid to do your job, he gets paid to do his job. Get the picture? Military vs. Civilians You stay up for 16 hours He stays up for days on end. _________________________ You take a warm shower to help you wake up. He goes days or weeks without running water. __________________________ You complain of a "headache", and call in sick. He gets shot at as others are hit, and keeps moving forward. __________________________ You put on your anti war/don't support the troops shirt, and go meet up with your friends. He still fights for your right to wear that shirt. __________________________ You make sure you're cell phone is in your pocket. He clutches the cross hanging on his chain next to his dog tags. __________________________ You talk trash about your "buddies" that aren't with you. He knows h

Hero........?.?
Everyone has a hero in their lives. At least that's what I think. I have few heroes in my life. 1 definitily would be my Mom. God bless her soul. Then I've got the 1 and only the all mighty 1, GOD. Of course my man and my son.

Bumper Stickers
IF YOU CAN'T FEED EM, DON'T BREED EM! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Constipated People Don't Give A Crap. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ If You Can Read This, I've Lost My Trailer. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Horn Broken... Watch For Finger. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ The Earth Is Full - Go Home. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I Have The Body Of A God - Buddha. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ So Many Pedestrians - So Little Time. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult. ~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ If We Quit Voting, Will They All Go Away? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway . ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Illiterate? Write For Help. ~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Honk If Anything Falls Off. ~~

Mother...
>>>>>>>> BEING A MOTHER >> >> After 21 years of marriage, my wife wanted me to >> take another woman out to dinner and a movie. She >> said, "I love you, but I know this other woman loves >> you and would love to spend some time with you." >> >> The other woman that my wife wanted me to visit >> was my MOTHER, who has been a widow for 19 years, >> but the demands of my work and my three children had >> made it possible to visit her only occasionally. >> >> That night I called to invite her to go out for >> dinner and a movie. >> >> "What's wrong, are you well," she asked? >> >> My mother is the type of woman who suspects that a >> late night call or a surprise invitation is a sign >> of bad news. >> >> "I thought that it would be pleasant to spend some >> time with you," I responded. "Just the two of us." >> >> She thought about it for a moment, and then said, >> "I would like that very much." >> >> That Friday after work, as I drove over to pick >> her u

The Old Man's Tomato Garden
An old man lived alone in the country. He wanted to dig his tomato garden, but it was very difficult work as the ground was hard. His only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament. Dear Vincent, I am feeling pretty bad because it looks like I won't be able to plant my tomato garden this year. I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. If you were here my troubles would be over. I know you would dig the plot for me. Love Dad A few days later he received this letter from his son. Dear Dad, Whatever you do, don't dig up that garden. That's where I buried the BODIES. Love Vinnie At 4 a.m. the next morning, FBI agents and local police arrived and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man and left. That same day the old man received another letter from his son. Dear Dad, Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now.

Website
Hey guys, girls and others!! I just upgraded my website. I can now post up to 1000 photos and 50 video clips. I've got 80 or so photos, although some you need the password for and others you'll have to join the fan club to see. I just loaded them today and it takes 24hrs for them to approve them so give it time. The website? Oh yeah i supposed I ought to give you that, huh? http://loreleimcleod.rare-courtesan.com ENJOY!!!!

The Marine
FRIENDS ARE BORN, NOT MADE This is a poem being sent from a Marine to his Dad. For those who take the time to read it, you'll see a letter from him to his Dad at the bottom. It makes you truly thankful for not only the Marines, but ALL of our troops. THE MARINE We all came together, Both young and old To fight for our freedom, To stand and be bold. In the midst of all evil, We stand our ground, And we protect our country From all terror around. Peace and not war, Is what some people say. But I'll give my life, So you can live the American way. I give you the right To talk of your peace. To stand in your groups, and protest in our streets. But still I fight on, I don't bitch, I don't whine. I'm just one of the people Who is doing your time. I'm harder than nails, Stronger than any machine. I'm the immortal soldier, I'm a U.S. MARINE! So stand in my shoes, And leave from your home. Fight for the people

Politically Correct
Subject: Politically Correct Due to the climate of political correctness now pervading America, Kentuckians, Tennesseans and West Virginians will no longer be referred to as "HILLBILLIES. " You must now refer to them as APPALACHIAN- AMERICANS. And furthermore HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT: 1 She is not a "BABE" or a "CHICK" - She is a "BREASTED AMERICAN." 2. She is not "EASY" - She is "HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE." 3. She is not a "DUMB BLOND" - She is a "LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY. " 4. She has not "BEEN AROUND" - She is a "PREVIOUSLY- ENJOYED COMPANION." 5 . She does not "NAG" you - She becomes "VERBALLY REPETITIVE." 6. She is not a "TWO-BIT HOOKER" - She is a "LOW COST PROVIDER." HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT: 1. He does not have a "BEER GUT" - He has developed a "LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY." 2. He is not a "BAD

Golf Genie
A husband takes his wife to play her first game of golf. Of course, the wife promptly hacked her first shot right through the window of the biggest house adjacent to the course. The husband cringed, "I warned you to be careful! Now we'll have to apologize and see how much your lousy drive is going to cost us." So the couple walked up to the house and knocked on the door. A warm voice said, "Come on in." When they opened the door they saw the damage that was done: glass was all over the place, and a broken antique bottle was lying on its side near the broken window. A man reclining on the couch asked, "Are you the people that broke my window?" "Uh...yeah, sir. We're sure sorry about that," the husband replied. "Oh, no apology is necessary. Actually I want to thank you. You see, I'm a genie, and I've been trapped in that bottle for a thousand years. Now that you've released me, I'm allowed to grant three wishes. I'll give you each one wish, bu

2007
George Carlin's new rules for 2007 New Rule: Stop giving me that pop-up ad for classmates.com! There's a reason you don't talk to people for 25 years. Because you don't particularly like them! Besides, I already know what the captain of the football team is doing These days . . . mowing my lawn. New Rule: Don't eat anything that's served to you out a window unless you're a seagull. People are acting all shocked that a human finger was found in a bowl of Wendy's chili. Hey, it cost less than a dollar. What did you expect it to contain? Trout? New Rule: Stop saying that teenage boys who have sex with their hot, blonde teachers are permanently damaged. I have a better description for these kids: lucky bastards. New Rule: If you need to shave and you still collect baseball cards, you're a dope. If you're a kid, the cards are keepsakes of your idols. If you're a grown man, they're pictures of men. New Rule: Ladies, leave your eyebrows alone. Here's how much

The Real Me
Since only one person on CT knows me in real life im am going to lay it all out here. For better or for worse. (keep in mind im having a rough day). First, my name is Adam, im 26 yo and until recently was living with my wife and 3 children. Due to many issues between us 3 months ago my wife asked me to leave. In doing so I finally got the help i needed for my Bi-polar disorder. Which she says is part of the reason for the seperation. I was forced to move back into my parents house since i don't have a fulltime job (i was a stay at home dad). My illness caused many issues that i didn't see until i was being treated for it. I now find myself looking for ways to win my wife back. She says she still loves me but has no feelings for me. I am not a social person, at least since i stopped drinking and devoted my self to my family. I am not sure what to do at this point. I am jealous of a a male friend she has, though she says it is only a friendship. She hasn't asked for a divorce,

Surgeons...
Five Surgeons are discussing who makes the best patients to operate on. The first surgeon says, "I like to see accountants on my operating table, because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered." The second responds, "Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is color coded." The third surgeon says, "No, I really think librarians are the best; everything inside them is in alphabetical order." The fourth surgeon chimes in: "You know, I like construction workers...those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over." But the fifth surgeon shut them all up when he observed: "You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains, no spine and the head and the ass are interchangeable."

Hehe
So i like being a romantic sometimes... bite me! lol "We're Young And Beautiful" While we're young and beautiful, Kiss me like you mean it, Treat me like I'm special, Cover me with sweetness, Cause a time will come, When we're not so young, and beautiful, While we're young and beautiful, Living free and easy, Here without a worry, Dancing in our bare feet, Cause when the summer's done, We might not be so young, and beautiful. [CHORUS:] It's a crazy ride, And baby, you and I, Are keeping our sweet love alive, Tonight, while we're young and beautiful. While we're young and beautiful, We'll party down on Main street, Wearing next to nothing, Feeling every heart beat, Having fun, while we're still young and beautiful. [CHORUS:] It's a crazy ride, And baby, you and I, Are keeping our sweet love alive, Tonight, while we're young and beautiful. Beautiful, Beautiful, Young and beautiful, Beautiful, Beautiful, Young and beautiful. [CHORUS:] It's

Your Moment Of Zen
1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me alone. 2. The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and leaky tire. 3. It's always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it. 4. Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted. 5. Always remember that you're unique. Just like everyone else. 6. Never test the depth of the water with both feet. 7. If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 8. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes. 9. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 10. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to

Trouble With Cell Phones...
Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a > bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker function and begins > to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen. > > MAN: "Hello" > > WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?" > > MAN: "Yes" > > WOMAN: "I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. > It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?" > > MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much." > > WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2007 > models. I saw one I really liked." > > MAN: "How much?" > > WOMAN: "$90,000" > > MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options." > > WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing...the house I wanted last year is > back on the market. They're asking $950,000" > > MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of $900,000. They will > probably take it. If not, we can go the extra 50 thousand if it's really > what you want." > > WOMA

Close Your Eyes...
Close your eyes....And go back... ....Before the Internet or PC or the MAC..... ....Before semi-automatics and crack.... ....Before Playstation, SEGA, Super Nintendo, even before Atari... ....Before cell phones, CD's, DVD's, voicemail and e-mail.... ....way back.... ....way.....way......way back..... I'm talkin' bout hide and seek at dusk Red light, Green light Red Rover....Red Rover..... Playing kickball & dodgeball until the first...no...second...no..third Streetlight came on Ring around the Rosie London Bridge Hot potato Hop Scotch Jump rope Duck....duck....GOOSE!!! YOU'RE IT!! Parents stood on the front porch and yelled (or whistled) for you to come home - no pagers or cell phones Mother May I?

6 Reasons...
6 reasons not to mess with children. A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small. The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible. The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah". The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?" The little girl replied, "Then you ask him ". A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work. As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was. The girl replied, "I'm drawing God." The teacher paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks like." Without missing a beat, or looking up from her

Fearless
A few minutes before the church service started, the townspeople were >> sitting in their pews and talking. Suddenly, Satan appeared at the >> chancel >> (podium area) of the church. Everyone started screaming and running for >> the >> front entrance, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away from >> this evil incarnate. Soon, everyone had exited the church except for one >> old man calmly sitting in his pew without moving, seeming oblivious to >> the >> fact that God's ultimate enemy was in his presence. >> >> Satan walked up to the old man and said," Don't you know who I am?" >> >> "Yep, sure do." >> >> "Aren't you afraid of me?" >> >> "Nope, sure aren't." >> >> "Don't you realize I can kill you with a word?" >> >> "Don't doubt it for a minute." >> >> "Did you know that I could cause you profound, >> horrifying, physical agony for all eternity?" >> >> "Yep", was the calm reply. >> >> "And you're still not afraid of me?" asked Satan. >> >> "

Smart Man
This guy knows his math! He writes: I was riding to work yesterday when I observed a female driver, who cut right in front of a pickup truck, causing the driver to drive onto the shoulder to avoid hitting her. This evidently angered the driver enough that he hung his arm out his window and gave the woman the finger. " Man, that guy is stupid," I thought to myself. I ALWAYS smile nicely and wave in a sheepish manner whenever a female does anything to me in traffic, and here's why: I drive 48 miles each way every day to work. That's 96 miles each day. Of these, 16 miles each way is bumper-to-bumper. Most of the bumper-to-bumper is on an 8 lane highway. There are 7 cars every 40 feet for 32 miles. That works out to 982 cars every mile, or 31,424 cars. Even though the rest of the 32 miles is not bumper-to-bumper, I figure I pass at least another 4000 cars. That brings the number to something like 36,000 cars that I pass everyday. Statistically

Little Eddy
A first-grade teacher was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, "Eddy what is your problem?" Eddy answered, "I'm too smart for the first-grade. My sister is in the third -grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the third-grade too!" The teacher had had enough. She took Eddy to the principal's office. While Eddy waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was. The principal told the teacher he would give the boy a test and if he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the first-grade and behave. The teacher agreed. Eddy was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test. Principal: "What is 3 x 3?" Eddy: "9". Principal: "What is 6 x 6?" Eddy: "36". And so it went with every question the principal thought a third-grade should know. The principal looks at the teacher and tells her, "I

Who's In Charge?
In the human body, which organ is in charge? All the organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who was in charge. The brain said: "I should be in charge, because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen." "I should be in charge," said the heart, "because I pump the blood and circulate oxygen all over the body, so without me you'd all waste away." "I should be in charge," said the stomach, "because I process food and give all of you energy." "I should be in charge," said the rectum, "because I'm responsible for waste removal." All the other body parts laughed at the rectum and insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight. Within a few days, the brain had a terrible headache, the stomach was bloated, and the blood was toxic. Eventually the other organs gave in. They all agreed that the rectum should be the boss. The moral of the story? You don't have to be smart or important to be in charge... just an asshole.

Chicken Sandwiches
Don't eat chicken sandwiches, no matter what..... A little boy and a little girl attended the same school and became friends. Every day they would sit together to eat their lunch. They discovered that they both brought chicken sandwiches every day! This went on all through the fourth and fifth grades, until one day he noticed that her sandwich wasn't a chicken sandwich. He said, "Hey, how come you're not eating chicken, don't you like it anymore?" She said "I love it but I have to stop eating it." "Why?" he asked. She pointed to her lap and said "Cause I'm starting to grow little feathers down there!" "Let me see" he said. "Okay" and she pulled up her skirt. He looked and said, "That's right. You are! Better not eat any more chicken." He kept eating his chicken sandwiches until one day he brought peanut butter. He said to the little girl, "I have to stop eating chicken sandwiches, I'm starting to get feath

10 Commandments Of Marriage...
Commandment 1. Marriages are made in heaven. But, so again, are thunder and lightning. Commandment 2. If you want your wife to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. Commandment 3. Marriage is grand -- and divorce is at least 100 grand! Commandment 4. Married life is very frustrating. In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens. In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen. Commandment 5. When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: Either the car is new or the wife is. Commandment 6. Marriage is when a man and woman become as one. The trouble starts when they try to decide which one. Commandment 7. Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you say. After marriage, he will fall asleep before you finish. Commandment 8.

A Painful Get Well...
A "Get Well Message" ........... A motorcycle patrolman was rushed to the hospital with an inflamed appendix. The doctors operated and advised him that all was well. However, the patrolman kept feeling something pulling at the hairs in his crotch. Worried that it might be a second surgery the doctors hadn't told him about, he finally got enough energy to pull his hospital gown up enough so he could look at what was making him so uncomfortable. Taped firmly across his pubic hair were three wide strips of adhesive tape, the kind that doesn't come off easily. Written in large black letters was the sentence. "Get well quick..... from the nurse you gave a ticket to last week."

Riddle Me This...
Here is a pretty neat little thing from Paul Harvey. See if you can guess the riddle at the end. Paul Harvey Writes: We tried so hard to make things better for our kids that we made them worse. For my grandchildren, I\'d like better. I\'d really like for them to know about hand me down clothes and homemade ice cream and leftover meat loaf sandwiches. I really would. I hope you learn humility by being humiliated, and that you learn honesty by being cheated. I hope you learn to make your own bed and mow the lawn and wash the car. And I really hope nobody gives you a brand new car when you are sixteen. It will be good if at least one time you can see puppies born and your old dog put to sleep. I hope you get a black eye fighting for something you believe in. I hope you have to share a bedroom with your younger brother/sister. And it\'s all right if you have to draw a line down the middle of the room,but when he wants to crawl under the covers with you because he\'s scare

The Difference Betwen Men And Women...
Difference Between Women And Men 1.NAMES If Laurie, Linda, Elizabeth and Barbara go out for lunch, they will call each other Laurie, Linda, Elizabeth and Barbara. If Mark, Chris, Eric and Tom go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla, Peanut-Head and Scrappy. 2.EATING OUT When the bill arrives, Mark, Chris, Eric and Tom will each throw in a $20 , even though it's only for $32.50. None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want change back. When the women get their bill, out come the pocket calculators. 3.MONEY A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need, but it's on sale. 4.BATHROOMS A man has five items in his bathroom: a toothbrush, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel from the Marriott. The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337. A man would not be able to identify most of these items. 5.ARGUMENTS

Natural Laws
NATURAL LAWS Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch or you'll have to pee. Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner. Law of Probability: The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act. Law of the Telephone: If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal. Law of the Alibi: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire. Variation Law: If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will start to move faster than the one you are in now (works every time). Law of the Bath: When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings. Law of Close Encounters: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with Law of the Res ult: When you try to prove to someone that a

Letter To Girl Of My Past
Your love was pain, so tell me, what did I gain? the pain and misery of cheating on me never goes away but a constant reminder to me that what once could have been could now never be, and that kills me inside because you said you'd love me and never part yet you acted like a tart and broke my heart All those words you said to me.. you love me, for eternity and blah blah blah your a damn disgrace girl you need a punch in the face, using and abusing words like that, like they were nothing, water from a tap, fuck you, you wind me up, you piece of crap, Don't get me wrong, I cared for you more than you'll know I told you everything and let my feelings show but I had no choice as to let you go even though I did love you more than I thought was true, you played me, so FUCK YOU. I just wanted you to know that I hate you with a passion, you fucked with my head...hey guess what, I'm not dead It'll take more than you to get to me I'm actually happy it feels like I'm

Push
I PUSH PEOPLE AWAY I HIDE MYSELF AWAY PAIN IS PAIN LOVE IS LOVE I ALWAYS QUESTION THE BIBLICAL GOD ABOVE I HATE BOTTOM FEEDERS I HATE PEOPLE THAT JUDGE SOMEONE THAT IS DIFFERENT BUT I AM NO BETTER IF I AM SAYING THAT I HATE THOSE THAT DO THAT I REALLY DON'T HATE THEM I USE THEM FOR MY OWN SICK STUDY WHAT MAKES YOU JUDGE WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I LOOK ODD & FUNNY I AM A FREAK I HAVE NEVER LIED BOUT THAT MY HAIR IS PINK, BLACK, & BLEACH BLOND IS THERE I FINE LINE BETWEEN WHAT IS RIGHT & WRONG BETWEEN LOVE & HATE NO NOT REALLY JUST PEOPLE THAT THINK FOR OTHERS TELL THEM WHAT IS nOrMaL & WHATS NOT WELL LET ME JUDGE MYSELF LET ME TELL YOU WHAT YOU SHOULD SEE I AM FUCKED IN THE HEAD I PIERCE MY BODY & TATT IT UP I LIKE THE ODD I LOVE THE INSANE PEOPLE DON'T STOP & THINK ANYMORE THY'VE ALL GONE INSANE BUT AS FOR ME I WILLING SCREAM IT PUSH ME AWAY PUSH ME AWAY I DON'T THINK YOUR RIGHT FOR ME PUSH ME OUT OF YOUR CULT CUZ I'M NOT GONNA DRINK THAT FUCK'N

Top Idiots...
Number One Idiot of 2006: I am a medical student currently doing a rotation in toxicology at the poison control center. Today, this woman called in very upset because she caught her little daughter eating ants. I quickly reassured her that the ants are not harmful and there would be no need to bring her daughter into the hospital. She calmed down and at the end of the conversation happened to mention that she gave her daughter some ant poison to eat in order to kill the ants. I told her that she better bring her daughter into the emergency room right away. Here's your sign, lady. Wear it with pride. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Number Two Idiot of 2006: Early this year, some Boeing employees on the airfield decided to steal a life raft from one of the 747s. They were successful in getting it out of the plane and home. Shortly after they took it for a float on the river, they noticed a Coast Guard helicopter coming towards them. It turned o

Work Rant
If you don't know how to use a computer, don't try to log into your insurance policy online. Just don't. If you can't remember what you did an hour and a half ago, don't drive. Don't have insurance. Don't try to go online for your policy. And STOP CALLING ME EVERY TWO HOURS!!! If you can't pay for your car insurance, DON'T BUY AN EXPENSIVE CAR. It's that easy. Really. These are not hard concepts. Just a not-so-friendly reminder from your stressed-out not-so-friendly insurance agent.

Grouchy
A 2nd grader asked her mother the age-old question, "How did I get here?" Her mother told her, "God sent you." "Did God send you, too?" asked the child. "Yes, Dear," the mother replied. "What about Grandma and Grandpa?" the child persisted. "He sent them also" the mother said. "Did he send their parents, too?" asked the child. "Yes, Dear, He did," said the mother patiently. " So you're telling me that there has been NO sex in this Family for 200 years? No wonder everyone's so damn grouchy around here."

Preschool Test...how Well Do You Score...
TEST FOR DUMMIES A good one to end the year with!! Or start the year with!! PRE-SCHOOL TEST Pre-school children were asked the following question: "In which direction is the bus pictured below traveling?" Look carefully at the picture. Do you know the answer? (The only possible answers are "left" or "right.") Think about it Still don't know? Okay, I'll tell you. The pre-schoolers all answered "left." When asked, "Why do you think the bus is traveling in the left direction?" they answered: "Because you can't see the door." How do you feel now ??? I know, me too.

Life Goes On Even When You Think It Won't
Hey Everyone, Thanks for stopping by. I've been reading everyones blogs on here and it struck me that there is A LOT of negativity floating around. People, please there is really no need... You think maybe I don't know what I'm talking about... Let me tell you a story... I was taken away from my birth mother as a small child (4 yrs old) and went to live with my dad and stepmother who was fine until her own kids came along. Several years of abuse later, i ended up in care for the last time after trying to kill myself. Sadly my brilliant foster mother died after a protracted illness and despite helping so many there was nothing that could help her. I've had the usual realtionship crap in between all that culminating with me moving my entire life away from my family to be with someone who basically tried to morph me into his ideal woman before leaving me for someone else... Devastated? You bet I was... I'm in debt, I live in a house share and I have no partner but I'm ha

When Girls Drink Too Much...
>> WHEN WE GIRLS DRINK TOO MUCH............ >> >> >> >> 1. WE HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA WHERE OUR PURSE IS. >> >>2. WE BELIEVE THAT DANCING WITH OUR ARMS OVERHEAD AND WIGGLING OUR BUTT >>WHILE YELLING "WOO-HOO!" IS TRULY THE SEXIEST DANCE MOVE AROUND. >> >>3. WE'VE SUDDENLY DECIDED THAT WE WANT TO KICK SOMEONE'S ASS AND HONESTLY >>BELIEVE WE COULD DO IT TOO. >> >>4. IN OUR LAST TRIP TO PEE, WE REALIZE THAT WE NOW LOOK MORE LIKE A >>HOMELESS HOOKER THAN THE GODDESS WE WERE JUST FOUR HOURS AGO >> >>5.WE START CRYING AND TELLING EVERYONE WE SEE THAT WE LOVE THEM SOOOOO >>MUCH. >> >>6. WE GET EXTREMELY EXCITED AND JUMP UP AND DOWN EVERY TIME A NEW SONG >>PLAY'S BECAUSE "OH MY GOD! I LOVE THIS SONG!" >> >>7. WE'VE FOUND A DEEPER/SPIRITUAL SIDE TO THE GEEK SITTING NEXT TO US. >> >>8. WE'VE SUDDENLY TAKEN UP SMOKING AND BECOME REALLY GOOD AT IT. >> >>9. WE YELL AT THE BARTENDER, WHO WE BELIEVE CHEATED US BY GIVING US JUST >>LEMONADE, BUT THAT'S JUST BECAUSE WE CAN NO L

Modern Birds And Bees
Little boy goes to his father and asks, "Daddy, how was I born? The father answers "Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway. Your mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had set up a firewall, and since it was to late to hit the delete button, nine months later a blessed little Pop-up appeared and said: You've got male."

Wrestlemania,the Evil Eye, And Drunkin Cooking
Well it's been awhile since I last posted and not too much has been going on except for a few notable events....Ok Wrestlemania was pretty good in the fact it was a cool experience the lights and pyros were fuckin awsome!! On the down side we couldn't hear anything except for the big bumps (which was dissapointing) and the fact Mike and I were sitting infront of a certian ethnic group that were being VERY stereotypical (think being in a movie theater)..ya it was very fucking annoying. that and the fact I was starving and had to pay $5.25 for a FUCKIN HOTDOG!!! But in all a very cool experience. Well now on to the EVIL EYE OF PAIN!!!!!I woke up Tuesday morning with my right eye bothering me.So I thought what everyone with contacts would think "ok I'll take em out and it'll be all good" Well think again... all day my eye felt like it was scratched and dry. It hurt to watch t.v. It hurt to have my eye open,even closed for a period of time. So I wake up Wed morning with some major pain in

Maxine's Living Will...
I, MAXINE , being of sound mind and body, do not wish to be kept alive indefinitely by artificial means. Under no circumstances should my fate be put in the hands of pinhead politicians who couldn't pass ninth-grade biology if their lives depended on it, or lawyers / doctors interested in simply running up the bills. If a reasonable amount of time passes and I fail to ask for at least one of the following: * Glass of wine chocolate Margarita chocolate Martini Cold Beer chocolate sex Chicken fried steak cream gravy chocolate Mexican food chocolate French fries chocolate Pizza chocolate ice cream cup of tea chocolate Chocolate Sex Chocolate * It should be presumed that I won't ever get better. When such a determination is reached, I hereby instruct my appointed person and attending physicians to pull the plug, reel in the tubes and call it a day.

Why
Why is it people bring up shit you dont wanna talk about and make you fuckin cry. That pisses me off more than anything. You keep fuckin tellin them you dont want to talk about it and they fuckin push it... and then you end up fuckin ballin your eyes out. If I fuckin say I dont wanna talk about it.. Dont fuckin push it man. Cuz it resolves in me fuckin crying... Asshole. Damn it...

Randomness
I was the one that mended you heart, When no one else was there, I gave you the consolement that you needed, So that you wouldn't fall apart. I cried endless nights, Wondering.... Thinking... Hoping... If you would be alright. I remember countless nights when I would pray, Asking God to watch over you, To keep you safe, And out of harms way. I feel like I have failed you, By telling you one thing, Doing another, and not being true to you. I don't want you to hurt anymore, I don't want to see or hear you cry, Feel my hand in your hand, And let me wipe the tears from your eyes.

Colorful Passion
Your Passion is Orange Your sex life is driven by your wild fantasies. For you, sex is a dramatic performance where you are the star. And you love putting on a wild act for your lover, trying to top last night's show. Whether you enjoy the actual sex is irrelevant... it's all about putting on a good act! What Color Is Your Passion?

*sigh*
I cannot leave here, I cannot stay, Forever haunted, more than afraid. Asphyxiate on words I would say, I'm drawn to a blackened sky as I turn blue. There are no flowers, no not this time, There'll be no angels gracing the lines, Just these stark words, I find. I'd show a smile, but i'm too weak, I'd share with you could I only speak, Just how much this, hurts me. I cannot stay here, I cannot leave, Just like all I loved, I make believe. Imagine heart, I disappear, seems, No one will appear, here and make me real. There are no flowers, no not this time, There'll be no angels gracing the lines, Just these stark words, I find. I'd show a smile, but i'm too weak, I'd share with you could I only speak, Just how much this, hurts me. I'd tell you how it haunts me, I'd tell you how it haunts me, (cuts through my day, and sinks into my dreams.) I'd tell you how it haunts me, (cuts through my day, and sinks into my dreams.) You don't care that it haunts me. O

My Panties
You Are Silly Panties You're a goofy, fun loving girl who is always smiling. You like your panties to be a silly secret - even if only you know. Men feel instantly relaxed around you, with a little instant chemistry too. Even though you're a goofball, you can be sexy when you want to. What Kind of Panties Are You?

Impossible To Please
Impossible to Please A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with a sign that reads: "For Women Only." Since they are without their boyfriends and husbands, they decide to go in. The bouncer, a very attractive guy, explains to them how it works. "We have 5 floors. Go up floor by floor, and once you find what you are looking for, you can stay there. It's easy to decide since each floor has a sign telling you what's inside." So they start going up and on the first floor the sign reads: "All the men on this floor are short and plain." The friends laugh and without hesitation move on to the next floor. The sign on the second floor reads: "All the men here are short and handsome." Still, this isn't good enough, so the friends continue on up. They reach the third floor and the sign reads: "All the men here are tall and plain." They still want to do better, and so, knowing there are still two floors left, they continued on up. On the f

Poor Guy!!
A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you." To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"

Get Them Laid.
www.getthemlaid.com ok this is just sad i love reading this website called techcrunch.com well i came across this article for a new website. called gethemlaid.com well i had to see if this was a joke or not well its a real website. but im not saying anything bad about it. just had to let everyone know about this. tell me what you think. LOL oh in case anyone was wondering why im not online im at home really sick and going back to bed. thanks and have a good day.

Doh!
Horror Film Upsets Families Expecting 'Mimzy' AP HOLTSVILLE, N.Y. (April 7) - An audience expecting to watch a family film was stunned to get an glimpse of a horror movie, which left some parents shaken and the theater chain apologizing for the movie mix-up. The moviegoers were expecting to see "The Last Mimzy," the PG-rated tale of a brother and sister who discover a mysterious box of toys and become endowed with superhuman powers to help preserve humanity's future. Instead, the crowd saw the opening scene of "The Hills Have Eyes 2," the R-rated sequel to a recent remake of a 1977 horror classic by the genre's renowned director, Wes Craven. The film centers on National Guard troops who stumble on a clan of mutant cannibals and starts with a chained woman giving birth to a mutant. "There were kids that were crying, there were people trying to cover the kids' eyes, they were caught off guard," said Anthony Rasco, who was in the audience when the scene was unexpectedly show

Total Boredom
You are The Chariot Triumph, Victory, Overcoming Obstacles. The chariot is one of the most complex cards to define. On its most basic level, it implies war, a struggle, and an eventual, hard-won victory. Either over enemies, obstacles, nature, the beasts inside you, or to just get what you want. But there is a great deal more to it. The charioteer wears emblems of the sun, yet the sign behind this card is the moon. The chariot is all about motion, and yet it is often shown as stationary. It is a union of opposites, like the black and white steeds. They pull in different directions, but must be (and can be!) made to go together in one direction. Control is required over opposing emotions, wants, needs, people, circumstances; bring them together and give them a single direction, your direction. Confidence is also needed and, most especially, motivation. The card can, in fact, indicate new motivation or inspiration, which gets a stagnant situation moving again. What Tarot Card are You?

A Walking Economy
This guy is walking with his friend, who happens to be a psychologist. He says to this friend, "I'm a walking economy." The friend asks, "How so?" "My hair line is in recession, my stomach is a victim of inflation, and both of these together are putting me into a deep depression!"

Would You .....
If I was in a contest.... would you help me out... If I needed help leveling... would you help me out... If I needed help of any kind... would you write a bulletin for me asking all your friends to help me... I have decided that ... no you wouldnt.... who am I talking about???? no one really... was just in my head so I thought I would ask... thanks for your time...

The Gift Of Life
I have a touching story for anyone who wants to read on...on saturday april 7 God put me to good use...We were taking a family trip when we came upon and accident...I asked my boyfriend to turn around to see if we could help cause everyone else seem to keep driving by...I am glad we did...as I got out of the care I saw a woman screaming and crying and another holding her, a young boy crying and alittle ways from them a man holding and infant over his knee...the infant was motionless so I ran to tend to the infant first....The family was mexican so not much english was spoken very well but enough for me to understand that the baby had not been breathing for approximately 5 to 10 mins....so I took the baby and felt for a pulse no pulse, blood from nose, ears...I wasnt sure what I could do for her....I preformed cpr on her by myself for 10 mins before a female DR. showed up I had just gotten a pulse on her before she arrived...I continued rescue breathing on her...we worked on her another

Why?
WHY? why must everything be so fucked up? why must i love him so much why must i miss him so why must he have left why must i feel like crying why must the tears come why did everything go so wrong why did he leave, was it me? why can't he just be here with me why why must he come back and act so much like a prick why must he never know what i actually feel why must the tears come again and again always hurting and never getting hurt back why must i have such a big heart why does he make it hurt so much why it was bliss but it turned shitty why does it always happen to me always and always never ending it is why he will never know how i actually feel

My New Endeavour.
At the pressure and insistence of others, I have begun baking from home again as means of boosting my income. I think I must be crazy.... I have no dishwasher, but friends will not be dissuaded. I will have to keep it at a bare minimum, but it will be a big help to finances..... especially if I can do wedding cake.... In a month or so I may have to retreat, because the heat here is unbearable in the summer, I don't know if I will be able to have my oven on so much. I have alot of cleaning projects going on at the moment also, and only about a month to accomplish these things, just deep cleaning stuff, like washing ceiling fans and such, organizing the garage, cleaning carpets, and washing my lawn furniture. It's almost that time. Obviously I'll be staying busy, in anticipation of a houseguest that will be arriving in about a month, I would like all that stuff to be done so I can relax and enjoy spending time. Simone keeps looking at me as though I have lost my mind, while

Those Brittish And Their Teeth. . .
Dentist Urinated in Sink, Used Tools in Ears Reuters LONDON (April 5) - A British dentist was found guilty Thursday of urinating in his surgery sink and using dental tools meant for patients to clean his fingernails and ears. A medical tribunal said it was satisfied the evidence showed 51-year-old Alan Hutchinson, who "routinely" did not wear gloves or wash his hands, had risked the health of "himself, staff and patients" for more than 28 years. A dental nurse who worked for Hutchinson for 16 years said she had caught him urinating in the sink more than once. "He was tucking something into his trousers before zipping them up hastily. I walked over and I was behind him. He moved to the left and I could smell urine," the nurse told the tribunal. A later hearing will decide if the dentist's unhygienic habits impaired his ability to treat patients, and if so, whether he should banned from practicing.

Dragging On
Oh, another boring day is slowly dragging to an end. I can't wait for it to be over. I believe it is mostly because I have been um since 4:30 driving to get here by 10. Still unsure of what is all going on tonight. Looks like I might be sleeping at the shop again.

Over Coming Fear
Over Coming Fear As they step out of the shadows that harness the deepest insecurities of your soul... The fears that mankind has kept back since the dawn of time are released. While undertaking said procedures to somehow stop this, something fails. Failure within the system, the same system that keeps watching your every movement. Moving ever so slowly, softly, you fee a omnipresent being walking beside you. You fear the being, but it re-assures you there is nothing to be feared. For as long as you have this being with you, there can be no harm. Once the transition of evil has taken place, the being slowly fades away... Longing for another leader, groups start to form, some with causes of bring said being back. Some with causes of invoking a much greater evil, for once this evil has unleashed its havoc... There is no turning back, a solid stand point in this day and age. Lest the fathoms of your mind corrupt the heart which has been molded to suit your needs. Tormenting

Accept The Shadows
Accept The Shadows As good is to evil, death is to life. While during the life cycle, you are just a pawn for a bigger purpose. Yet, during the end of your days, you start to take a step down. Down the road of endless dreams, your mind wanders. Soon, your life will end, you have no control over this. Stepping out of the shadows, taking you. You are not living, you shall not be missed... As you have already been forgotten. All of your possessions, memories, and life, have been displaced. In this world, they have no knowledge of what lurks within the shadows. Once you have been assimilated, there is no turning back. Your mind is at a complete loss, nothing left to do but follow. And as you follow, there is no greater purpose. Just lurking within the shadows, preying on the unsuspecting. Though there is no real acknowledgment of your doings. Someone will find out, soon enough. And the field will be destroyed. No purpose for being, no reason to be existent. Slowly, you

How To Treat A Woman.
In case someone forgot to teach you how or what you should expect: *respect- her and her opinions as she should do yours *listen -even if you don't like what she has to say she needs to say it, and who knows you may learn something *open the door for her-yes she can do it her self that is not the point the point is the little damn things *little things- mean as much or more then the big ones because they show you really do care enough to do them and are thinking of her *never- lie to her what hurts is not just the crime but the lie, that you could not even be stand up enough to except responseablty for it *never- cheat if you love her, she is all you need and if you need more and she doesn't, then get out, small pain here is better than major hurt later. *never- judge with out hearing her side *never- belive she is perfect she is human that means flaws *never- diss her flaws they are what make her unique in all the world *never- try to change her, support and encourage her

Fighting The Rage
Fighting The Rage As I jab you with a knife, just to sit and stare while you bleed. Standing and laughing at the puddle of blood massing amongst your feet. Gasping for air, as the soul is sucked out of your body. All while assuming your life to end at this very moment. You escape to the shadows, now living amongst the truth behind darkness. Consuming everyone’s fear, you shall now see, how true the workings of the shadows are. Are you breathing? No, because if they could see you, then it would be ruined. The whole inner-workings of the purpose. Completely destroyed. But, what is the purpose? Is it for some greater good? No, it is simply a way of existence. Insanity lies within fear, and with this fear, comes a movement. Another movement, another second within the abysmal maze of your mind. Do not deny the feelings of rage that lie within. For once you deny the feeling, it becomes stronger. Until you cannot take it anymore, and continue with the rampaging madness that

My Vacation (top Sail Isladn Nc)
Well the above picture is of me and my son on our one and only trip our of Ohio in well over 13 years. This trip to "Top Sail Island" was one of the few good times I had on the whole 15 day trip. I had never before seen the ocean and I should tell you that it was breath taking! I was in awe over it. If I had drove there myself I think I may have stayed all night. It was breezy and chilly but then it was the early part of may. The beach was empty and the surf was loud and the shells were everywhere. I brought home a ton of them. It was something I can only dream of doing again some day

Dieing To Live
Helpless is who Iam Freedom is what I need Trapped and I feel damned I cut and I bleed Is there an out? Will I ever be free? My life is full of doubt Not too many options I see Hanging by a thread Slipping down the hole I feel good seeing red Hurting me is my goal Being stuck inside my head Begging to get out Hearing all the things it said Then you wonder why I shout? All of me is slowly dieing But so much I want to live With every ounce of me I'm trying I only have so much to give Elizabeth 3-15-07

This Friday!!!!!
Well guys it has finaly come. Come this Friday I am moving into with my mom and the idiot doesn't even know it. I have treid to be nice so he wont know but you'd think that after i havent' slept with him in a week that he has got the picture...not! Any way. I need forty dollars to get a storage room right next to my house now! Any ideas on how i can get my hands on soem money before thursday? Any way the kids are I are alrelady happy about the move. Cross your fingers and prayer he doesn't try to do anyting to us or start any trouble. I will try to keep everyone posted.

Loved
Handsome and strong Safe and warm Loved and needed Handsome to make me want Handsome to make me need Handsome to make me drool Handsome to make me a fool Strong arms to hold out the rain Strong hands to ease my pain Strong heart to love me when I'm bad Strong mind to keep me from being sad Safe in his world Safe in his love Safe in his family Safe is what he makes me feel Warm in his embrace Warm in his love Warm in his eyes Warm in his laugh Loved by his words Loved by his actions Loved by him Loved because of him Needed in every touch Needed in every kiss Needed in every day Needed by me

No More Car.
my dad and brothers went shopping in my car. on the way they were eating. my dad ending up coking and passing out. my brother grab for the steering wheel but they still crash it to a parked rig. my car is total. at lest no1 die. but i mss my car.

Stupid People
well i posted a blog about autism that is serious today.. get next to no response... talk about who should get the job of running this shithole we call a nation which is really more like a shithole.... and people dont shut up that is so fucked up... people really need to care for one another then there would be no damn wars, and neighbors would not be shooting eachother, and our children and grandchildren would have a chance at a life... people truly need to grow up and take a serious look around and really truly show some heart..... think about this ,when is the lasttime you did somthing just out of the TRUE kindness of your heart???????? some of you probably cant even remember... kat

For All The Desperate Guys On Ct
Now, I can't translate Russian, but from the pictographs, I am pretty sure that this is a handy little guide to creating your very own artificial 'gina from a towel and an empty can of Pringles. Hope this provides some relief from those long, lonely nights for a few of you fellows. :)

What Do U Think
I'VE GOTTA FIND YOU! I've got this dream that won't go away When I close my eyes your there night and day Baby whatever it takes I've gotta find you Are you someone I know or that I'll meet by chance Are you somewhere close or in a far away land Across the ocean or burnin' sand, I've gotta find you I've gotta find you, don't care how long it takes I know when I do it'll be worth the wait With God as my witness and love as my guiding star Maybe Miami on some sandy beach New York City making waves on wall street No matter where you are, I've gotta find you I've gotta find you You could be a checker at the grocery store For all I know you're the girl next door One thing I know for sure, I've gotta find you You might be a waitress workin' your way through school Or the anchor person on the six o'clock news Only my heart knows who, I've gotta find you I've gotta find you, don't care how long it takes I know when I do it'll be worth the wait With God as my w

Say What
You thank you know people, but you know nothing. Their are so many ways to say somthing I say and say hello I say tamayto you say tomotto ( if I am spelling it corect.) I say I like I like youyou, and you say you ?. ?. ?. You say Ok I see what you say has no meaning just words comeing from your mouth. I fall for the trap all the time. It set up and I see it and yet I still walk into it. One day just one day I will catch those two Those who go by the name of Fath and Desten other wise knows as Fate and Desteny. They come into our live and make them the way it should be we chose how to live our lives and they set in moshion. I feail for those who are damed when they stand agenst you. Feair has no meaining until they turn on you then you face their full grount. Ironey has little to no say she stand their and waite she judge only when it left up to her. An you say you wonte to know me yet you do so little to show intres. I like you and you say and do nothing in return.

Ya Know
Ya know...I know we are not supposed to really care what others think of how we look and all but I get tired of it sometimes... I mean, the way I look now is NOT how i normally look....Yea, I know I aint got a models body...ick...too thick boned... But, for those of you who read this bulletin I wanna explain some things... For the last almost year I have been down with my back...I mean literally could not walk, get out of the house much, could not do just about anything.... I lived pretty much on the couch, computer chair, or my wheelchair WHEN I did go out. Which was not much because the pain was too severe. Yes, I had pain medicines....STRONG ones but they did not help with the pain because it was the disks in my back that were bad. So, I gained weight...and yes, I realize that I gained allot of weight....I could not get to the gym or even do exercises at home...so, tell me, what was I supposed to do... I finally had back surgery in March, right after my 40th b-day.

I'm Not A Player I Just Fuck A Lot.
Ok so not really but Ive been thinking a lot lately about things that really really irritate me so Ive decided to compile a list here. 1-Close standers, by this I mean the people who stand an inch away from you when you're waiting in line for something whether it be a movie or at the grocery store. If I can feel your stank breath on the back of my neck, you need to back the fuck up. 2-People at buffets who pile like 5 pounds of food on their plates at once. It's a buffet cocksmackers, the food isnt going anywhere. Chill the fuck out and stop like you're a starving Ethiopian. 3-People who don't know how to merge onto the interstate. If you're in front of me on the on ramp going 30 and I'm going 50 and have to slow down, I'm probably going to pass you and give you the finger. 4-Bad drivers in general. My life could end because of someone elses mistake. So please idiots, stop talking on your phone and fucking pay attention or get out of the damn car. 5-still on the su

The Mayo Jar And 2 Cups Of Coffee
The Mayonnaise Jar and 2 Cups of Coffee When things in your lives seem almost too much to handle, when 24 hours in a day are not enough, remember the mayonnaise jar and the 2 cups of coffee. a professor stood before his philosophy class and had some items in front of him. When the class began, he wordlessly picked up a very large and empty mayonnaise jar and proceeded to fill it with golf balls. He then asked the students if the jar was full. They agreed that it was. The professor then picked up a box of pebbles and poured them into the jar. He shook the jar lightly. The pebbles rolled into the open areas between the golf balls. He then asked the students again if the jar was full. They agreed it was. The professor next picked up a box of sand and poured it into the jar. Of course, the sand filled up everything else. He asked once more if the jar was full. The students responded with an unanimous "yes." The professor then produced two cups of coffee from under the table

Songs
have you ever just sat there listening to music and thought...wow this song relates to this or relates to that?? sitting here i have been listening to my music which varies with a lil bit of everything and i have heard songs that make me think of every person who is special to me, those who i feel hate towards, even differnt events in my life. its weird how something as simple as a song can make you think of the ones you love, dislike, and events from your past. the one song that really makes me think is "i loved her first" by heartland because it reminds me who the first male was to hold my daughter and who the male is that is there most for her...not her father but my wonderful boyfriend. and it makes me hope that he will always be the one there for her and the one who does give her away when that time comes.

Broken
Its not me its what you did Its not what I did its you You left me a broken flower No will to grow Broken in despair No direction to go Its not me its what you did Its not what I did its you I lay here all alone Fading beauty Of yesterdays light A broken flower Its not me its what you did Its not what I did its you Its what you did and who you are.

Therapy:take Uno
Therapy:Take 1. Current mood: discontent Category: Life A while back, I deleted all of my entries because they were far too depressing for even myself to read after I was finished. Dr. Allen says I should write again. She says it will help me get away from what kills me. I'm not sure if she's right.. but here goes nothing.. Started the year off with a big woohoo. Apparently there were issues on drinking which was totally understandable.. lots of people convert to Douchebagism once they're intoxicated. So no drugs this year.. Probably- no, definitely a good thing. And since it turned out that way, I can say with pride that I remember every detail of New Years 2007. Alcohol only loosens the tightwuads.. And obviously, I don't need loosening anymore than I already am. Jeez, last New Years, I apparently ran around with my pants unbuttoned, asking everyone to do me. Anywho, like last year, Charla went to bed first, of course lol.. she's such a good hostess. Then e

Jerusalem And The Nations
"Behold, the day of the LORD cometh, and thy spoil shall be divided in the midst of thee." It's unfortunate that the book of Zechariah due to its placement at the end of the Old Testament between Haggai and Malachi is referred to as one of the "minor prophets". The "major" and "minor" designations don't refer to the books or the prophets' importance -- all of them delivered messages God gave them -- but rather their size. However, Zechariah ties with Amos, another "minor prophet" book, for number of chapters and is actually longer than Daniel at twelve chapters. The cutoff line between major and minor is the end of Daniel, leaving twelve "minor prophets". Before delving into today's SOCS Bible study on Zechariah 14, a little background on the man himself is in order (particularly if like me you haven't read too much in this book). He was one of the returnees from the Babylonian captivity (he's mentioned in Ezra 5:1, 6:14, and Nehemiah 12:16) in the last third of the sixth centu

What A Darling Daughter You Are, Our Little Weak Being
What A Darling Daughter You Are, Our Little Weak Being Current mood: crushed Category: Life I thought it time to post another blog, since it's been a while. I'm feeling totally shitty today. I wonder if "shitty" is listed under "Current Mood" .. somehow I doubt it. I feel unimportant to someone I want very much to be important to. After discussing this with Marcelo last night, I've realized that I keep making the same mistakes. I don't even know how I manage to do so. I do know it hurts though. When someone tells you at the very beginning that they can't return feelings for you, the polite thing to do would be to obey, to listen. And at first, I have every intention of doing so. So why do I inevitably fall for them, even though I know the outcome will be disasterous for me? Am I that masochistic? Or am I just that weak. I did accomplish one thing. I didn't call. I wanted to, but I didn't. Those that have experienced this, know how hard it can be to not call.. because

Selfish Partying And Illiterate Drug Busts
Selfish Partying and Illiterate Drug Busts Current mood: peaceful Category: Life Just got back from Conway.. I had a blast.. Extremely exhausting of course, but thats always to be expected. I can't wait to move. Hm.. my days are kind of mixed up, but Friday, I went to my grandparents and checked in, had a super orgasm thanks to one of my friends, then headed off to Stoby's to see Marcelo. I was just planning on staying a few minutes, but I ended up going in. I'd talked to Kassandra about coming over, and she was expecting me later on that night. Whilst sitting and talking to Marcelo, Eric calls and says he's coming over. We hang out for a while with Marcelo, then go to Kassandra's.. That night, we fucked around a bit, then went back to Stoby's and waited for Marcelo to get off of work. Then we crashed IHOP later on that night. I had an additional 3 orgasms when I got home, thanks to another friend. God, I love friends... The next day, Marcelo, Eric, Kassandra, Trey

Three Evils (embodied In Love And Shadow)
Three Evils (Embodied In Love And Shadow) Current mood: content Category: Life Guess its a damn good thing I wanted to be alone because no one called me up this weekend. Ahem.. Mario. Had a nice.. relaxing weekend. Sat around buck naked 90% of the time. Was pretty damn satisfying.. exactly what I needed. I just finished looking at Shabutie lyrics..and shit..they are brutal. I love it. I want it. I gotta have it. Next weekend, I'll probably go to Conway, and when I do.. I'm so buying that album. Its a have-to now!!! Shit.. i just noticed that half of my blogs are missing.. thats so strange.. Hm.. guess theres nothing else to report. Will write again soon..

Lying Lies And Dirty Secrets Of Miss Megen Graddy.
Lying Lies and Dirty Secrets of Miss Megen Graddy. Current mood: Overwhelmed Category: Overwhelmed Life Thought long and hard about skipping town this weekend, but now I don't think I will. So many factors have lead to this decision, ..the more I think about leaving, the more I feel like I'm running from something... I need a weekend to myself...and I can't really afford to go out of town again, for I still don't have another job. Everyone is busy. Mario is back in town and wants to hang, but truthfully... I want to be alone. Now that I've realized just how cold I can be, I'm not sure I want to test myself anymore. I'm not entirely positive I want to see him. He makes me laugh, and it feels fucking great. But what price comes with it? Sexual tension? Ugh, I dunno.. I don't know if I want to know. I'm confused. I guess I'll just decide when the time comes. Impulse decisions are always the easiest..not always the best, but always the easiest. God, I need to think. I've f

A Little Salt For That Wound?
Lil' salt for that wound? Current mood: exhausted Category: Life Well, it's been a good while since I last wrote. Not much has happened really. I'm skipping town tonight, to hang with the gang. It gets exhausting here, fast. Right now, I'm thinking of the long drive ahead of me and my eyes are slowly closing. I smell like breast milk. So fun when bottles malfunction. I was hoping I'd get to talk to Cris before I left, but guess thats not gonna happen. Oh well, can't get my way all the time. I wonder what I'll do tonight, or if I'll even be coherant enough to do anything. I got my hair cut yesterday on impulse.. It looks crazy. I'm not too sure if I absolutely love it yet or not, but.. guess I'll have to deal with it. I miss my long hair though.. a lot. I keep looking through old pictures and sniffling kinda lol.. Oh well, I suppose it'll grow back soon enough. What I really need to do is figure out weird ways to style it. I've got it hawked today and it looks pretty

Age
ok so i know on here there is a huge age range. i mean shit it goes from 18 to god only knows yet we still find 48 year olds hitting on the younger ones and people freakin out about it. yeah so its a lil weird but does it really matter?? i mean if the person who is getting hit on doesnt care then why should anyone else. age is just a number thats it! nothing more. so why do people freak out about young girls being with older guys? yeah i know this was kinda random but its something that i just started thinking about so i thought i would throw it out there to see what others thought

So Professional
So Professional. Current mood: confused Category: Sarcasm Jobs, Work, Careers Well, over the weekend I lost my W2's .. so I had to trudge my happy-ass back to Boone County and ask them for another copy... course, I also had to turn in my last timesheet. I happend to peek at my mailbox and I had a fucking present in there.. Im thinking.. What kind of job gives presents to the people they fire ? This is just too much. I waited until I was in the car to read the card.. It said Happy Anniversary. Apparently, someone didn't get the message that I was no longer employed there. Gee,.. how considerate and professional of them. So, I got a mug. Its like.. the third one I've gotten. Thank you BCIL! You've given me so much! I'm so grateful!

What's Done,... Is Done.
Whats Done Is Done. Current mood: relieved Category: Jobs, Work, Careers Yesterday, My boss called and very vaguely told me he needed to discuss some things with me. I knew in that instant that I would be canned. Back in July, my life was very stressful, and being a human that makes mistakes, I forgot to give my client her night medication. This has never happend again, It was just one fucking mistake. One time. Ever since I started at Boone County Idependent Living, I have been accused of doing many things.. Leaving early and claiming the hours, sleeping on the job, refusing to take my client where she wants to go.. I have been accused because of my age. I'm a young person working in an industry where mainly older adults prosper. My workplace has insinuated that I was a deviant in more than one way.. on more than one occation. It seems to be just one thing right after another. Just last week, my boss called me in to have a discussion.. my client had been physically

Much Needed Getaway
I Need a Vacation. Current mood: refreshed Category: Travel and Places Yesterday I started driving and ended up here. People here like me. Which.. is always a fucking plus. Last night, Trey, Eric, and I went to Hastings and found sweet deals on these "used" cds... except most or all of them weren't even used. People just exchanged them unopened. I got a really sweet deal.. 4 cd's for under 20. Each one was like 3 dollars tops, except for this Buddy Holly, which I was so willing to pay extra for. Afterwards, we came back to my grandparent's house. Eric wanted to go back home, so's we drove him. Trey spent the night. When we finally did get to sleep, I slept well. Hardly any creepy dreams. Today, I pretty much fucked off on the computer all day. Talked to my buddy Cris for a pretty long while.. always satisfying.Ugh.. I was so stoked to write this a few minutes ago..but now I'm feeling kinda lethargic and crappy. Mid-afternoon, Marcelo and I hooked up and went to Hastings.

Dj Fawn Is Kickin The Tunes For Ya
YES LADIES AND GENTALMEN, DJ FAWN IS KICKIN THE TUNES LOUD AND PROUD TO YA. SO COME ON IN AND SHOW HER SOME LOVE THE FIRST 50 PEOPLE THAT BECOME MEMBERS IN THE LOUNGE TODAY WILL GET A FREE GIFT Nvasion Radio

Wow Life Is Confusing
I don't understand how a month into a relationship, you can just not talk to the one you are in a relationship with, wow its weird.. And us women are the ones wondering wats up.. The men don't think any harm has been done.. I am confused with life right now.. Its hard to keep anyone close because I have a fear of my son being hurt or shot down twice as hard as me.. I don't know what to do, Im done... Im too happy of an individual to give up on my heart now.. My son needs me and if you can't see that and you know who you are, just leave us be.. You find out what you want in life and then let me know if your interested.. I can't do this anymore, its not good for either of us..

Free..
Free.. Current mood: hopeful Category: Friends Today I verifed to Maggie that I have no romantic feelings toward Mario. And it felt wonderful.. because it's finally true. The only attachment I have for him is friendship..and sadness because he jumped bail. I just hope everything turns out for him. Whats good is that I mean it. It feels great.. And that our friendships can be salvaged feels almost euphoric.. thats all I ever wanted anyway. I feel..finally free of it. I'm truly.. free. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ With the good news, I was still feeling trapped where I was, so I started driving. I ended up in Conway.. lol people love me here. Whilst driving, I felt something nagging at me, and I stared at the phone. Leaving things like it was with Mario was bugging the hell out of me. So, without further thought, I called him on impulse and he answered. Whoa, surprise. And Anyway.. we talked about everything,.. why he left,

Comes Again
And.. it comes again. Current mood: indifferent Category: Life .. And its Valentine's Day again. Woohoo! I woke up this morning and found that my Mommy got me some chocolate and this cute little stuffed dog. *sniffles.. I talked to Mario this morning. Maggie thrusted his number in my hands the other day and I couldnt resist, It being Valentine's Day and all.. He answered and I validated who I was.. and I hear this.. "Oh Shit.. Hey" LOL! God.. if that's not Happy to hear from me, I dunno what is..... heh.. joy joy. You have to wonder when someone replies to your name with an "Oh, Shit." Definitely surprise in his voice. Shock. But what else? Awkwardness probably! Here I am, picking apart every little thing.. Could be he recovered from the Oh Shit with a Hey, or it could be that he was just very shocked..and being teenagers, we cuss when we're shocked. I know for a fact he was shocked, But was it a good shock or a bad shock? The world may never know. We made small talk,

Lost
Lost Current mood: contemplative Category: Life .. Whats wrong with me. Why am I feeling like this? I feel hopeless. Nothing is going right. I'm running on 30 minutes of sleep. My head is throbbing. I want it to end. No one is here. No one can help me.. Im alone again. What am I gonna do..? I feel like I'm at my breaking point. I feel like it won't ever get better.. The things I've been facing my entire life are crushing the life out of me. I have nothing to look forward to. Tomorrow isn't going to be any better than today. Im.. royally fucked, Im lost. No one can know. Why is he doing that? Please, leave me alone. I don't know you, Vince. Just stop. You aren't him, you'll never be him. I'll never be me, I never was me. I am no one. I can talk to no one. I'm so fucked up.. I just want it to end. I want everything that is wrong to disappear.. because I can't even differenciate whats wrong anymore. And if I dont know.. no body can help me. Im so depressed. I feel lost. I feel

Life
A novel by Me. Current mood: lethargic Category: Writing and Poetry This entry is better written as a novel. I called my friend Cassidy last week to inform her that I was coming into town this Thurday and Friday. It rang a few times.. then I found myself listening to the themesong of Spongebob Squarepants. I looked at the phone with a "What the fuck?" on my face. She picked up and semi-confused, I answered back. We exchanged how-r-u's and we're both excited to hear from the other. I have yet to see her new place and feel like utter shit about it. On the other hand, we've both been pretty busy with life. Her excitement reminded me of my excitement. I told her that Co&Ca would be on the Warped Tour and we confirmed that yes, we were still going. We both did some excited screeching and departed. This year, I'm going to be fucking prepared. I'm bringing a goddamned pharmacy with me. I'll be bringing Lithium for the manics, Speed for the lethargic, and Imodium for the f

Picnic Event April 15!
Este mensaje se repite en Español al final This email contains information for the PRSCA Spring Picnic and DJ Freddie Entertainment PR Festival Amigos! Exciting events are happening in April for our Puerto Rican and latin communities. The Puerto Rican Social Club of Arizona invites you to join us for the 5th Annual Spring Picnic. This is a great opportunity to meet new friends and see old ones. Get the latest about what is happening in our community. Representatives from various groups will be available with information. The activity is Potluck, please bring a dish to share. Also, bring your chairs, coolers, instruments and most important, family and friends. Of course you can have your nice cold beer! Just please drink responsibly and NO BOTTLES. The park does not allow it. We are excited to announce that Ilusion International will join us for this activity with their Latin America/Caribbean merchandise. (SEE AND CLIP COUPONS BELOW FOR SAVINGS) When: Sunday, Apr

Rubias Big Man Contest
Here all the sexxii men that has enter please show all of them love. IF YOUR IN THE CONTEST MAKE SURE U HELP REPOST THE BULLENTINS PLZ RUBIAS ROCKIN NYC/ '' K..O..T@ CherryTAP Contestants Contest Prizes 1st-Mens rolex 2nd-Mens ring 3rd-Mans bracelet (repost of original by 'RUBIAS ROCKIN NYC/ '' K..O..T' on '2007-04-09 09:56:53') (repost of original by 'Papi RH (Entries Need in-Sexiest Texan Girl Contest)' on '2007-04-09 11:09:40')

The Great Escape
Much can be summed up in a few words. Even in just a phrase. But to capture the truth and honesty in the things you are trying to express, thats where the real challenge lies. Moments since the start of this year have left much to be desired. Possibly even opened the eyes that have been closed for many years. However with the dawn of death rising in and the scariest of features present. I have perfection. My own personal motive for perfection. A goal obtained by the strengths of the undergods and a sparce chant of lure. Where it came from I am not certain, but it is there. Some of you will never be forgotten, some of you will elude my mind years from now. Some will be washed away completely. But only one remains in the glass box forever. This is my great escape. Maybe even the last chapter. Like Achillies my name will be remembered. For it is this last battle that will make me known.

Fun Stuff
1. Your Name:? 2. Age:? 3. Favorite position (s)? 4. Do you think I'm hot? 5. Would you have sex with me? 6. lights on or off? 7. Would you have to be drunk? 8. Would you take a shower with me? 9. Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 10. Would you leave after or stay the night? 11. Do you like cuddling afterwards? 12. Condom or skin? 13. Do you give Oral pleasures? 14. Have sex on the first date? 15. Would you kiss me during sex? 16. Do you think I would be good in bed? 17. Three sum? 18. How many times would you like to cum? 19. Would you use me as a booty call? 20. Do you like fore play? 21. What is fore play to you? 22. Can we take pictures of the act?

What Happened To Us
What Happened To Us? Sitting here wondering What happened to us We used t be so close And then I look around and your gone I know I’m the reason why But I’m not sure what the reason is Can you clear up what I long to know? So many questions, so little time No one seems to hear a word I’m saying Am I talking loudly enough or to soft? Should I yell it or just not speak at all? What about if I just keep everything in Then are you willing to be there again? Sometimes I cant say a word without offending Sometimes I just regret ever living Sometimes I feel like your leaving Sometimes I know your not going anywhere Sometimes I wish for you to decide, Decide what your going to do Either stay with me forever Or say goodbye for good.

What Pics You Want Of Me?
I know I have only one photo right now but I want to hear what all of you want. I am taking new photos of myself to update and wanted opinions on what kind of photos everyone wants. No matter what they are don't be shy.

Poem Number 2 "you Remind Me Of The 4 Seasons"
You remind me of the 4 seasons See ur exactly like the winter! you are exciting like snowflakes on a school night to little kids and your fun like sledding and snow angels all day untill you become tired and want to cuddle in the cutest way all through the night but at the same time you remind me of spring your beautiful like green grass and flowers blooming and calm n gentle like the spring showers that April brings in the spring i fall in love with you all over again like the love you have when the sun starts to shine again but you deffinitely are summer too well you're pretty much hot hah but fo real your are like beautiful sunsets at the beach that make life seem so romantic and make you stop n think how lucky we are your like hot summer days making me jump into the ocean making me feel so refreshed but most of all i think you are like fall you remind me oh how amazing lifes creations are like the trees leafs in new england in autmn your a beauty that is

.thus.far.
my morning thus far: throwing the effin cat off mah effin pillow six times. learn bitch. its MAH pillow. monkey yelling 'eat' at me. getting up. giving monkey a cup. calling the shitty insurance company to find out who the ass mah kids dr is cuz tree forbid they actually *gasp* send me insurance cards. getting their id numbers calling the PCP making monkey an appt for stitch removal. finding out the emergency room is a moron and its 7 days not 4. tards letting monkey eat peanut butter out of the container off a spoon. watching Poe attempt to climb into an empty cap'n crunch box. emptying the dishwasher reloading the dishwasher washing down the counters putting on some jams wincing in a slight amount of pain that came from left field. hmmmmm and its barely 11. other than my stomach taking up residence in my throat...its been an okay day thus far... good sauce.

Blog For The Day??????
My blog for the day???? Why are we addicted to Cherry Tap. Is it for the new friends, rating pics (blogs & other sorts), or somewhere to really vent. Because we can vent thru blogs (hey, like this one??), vent thru showing pics, taking the pics and rating the pics. We can vent thru placing mumms, reading them & rating. We can vent, well that's just it. We can vent. YOUR CHOICE, do you care if we vent. The meaning is why does someone rate "1"'s. We are all 10's. We're brave enough to show our ass (some of you, literally) on this website. Just by being on it. I give everyone the same, as if I am meeting them in person. I would never downgrade you in public, why should someone be COWARD enough to downgrade on the internet........Being an asshole or bitch, I say NO. Even assholes & bitches are not cowards. It'sjust that type of person(s). I'm not asking anyone to read, rate or even to reply to this. I will have some replys. Will they be sincere...Hell no. They'll be a few smartasses out

Her Love Sweet Kisses
her love sweet kisses, real kisses the real feel of love feel on, feed on the real feel of love below me above me behind me all around me heart starts to pound walls all come down as passion surrounds i get high - i fall down i'm so glad you're around i land on the ground as your arms surround me and save me again and again... through a cycle of passion through a cycle of pain whatever will we do whatever may we gain the heat never wavers your love's always safe you're such a lovely neighbor don't ever go away...

Today Is Not A Good Day ...
I have those days where everything is great, no morning sickness, no soreness, i'm energetic and feel on top of the world ... today is not one of those days. I feel like I could sleep all day. I'm so damn tired that when I wake up, I just want to roll over and go back to sleep. I've been feeling sick all day (despite the gravol) and my muscles feel like they've been stretched beyond their limits. I'm so glad I don't have many days like these ... only another 2 weeks before it SHOULD go away (i've been told by my doctor that a lot of the symptoms disappear during the second trimester) ... but i'm not gonna get my hopes up ... it's gonna be a looooooooooooooooooonnnng summer! Oh, and after my ultrasound, the doctor told me that I'm now due anytime between October 31st and November 6th ... good news for me, since I really didn't want another october birthday lol. Anyway, I'm gonna go for a VERY hot shower to try and soak some of this pain away. Then i might lay down again for

Hidden Friends
i have been on CT for shit like nine months now and there is definitley one thing i have learned...there are many friends out there who seem to hide until we need them most. when we are down to our lowest point there they are willing to help us out. i have learned that there are many of these "hidden friends" on my friends list and i am very greatful to all of them. there are so many times where i just need someone to tlak to who understands what i am going through and isnt mixed up in all of my mess. so to all of you and you know who you are thank you very much. and know that i am always here if you guys ever need to talk.

Torn In Two
there are two guys who need and want my attention. the first is my wonderful boyfriend who is aawy at AIT right now. we have been together for five months now and things are going pretty good. i know that he needs me and i think he wants me around. and yes i love him but i fear the whole military thing. second is my amazing friend who is away also with the military. him and i have had some ups and downs, just recently coming but up from one of our downs but he has always been there for me when i need him. he has helped me through a lot and finally feelings were exposed. now both guys mean the world to me but i know sooner or later i am gonna have devote more of my attention to one and i dont know who or what to do when it comes that time. i dont want to hurt either of them but i dont want to keep putting this decision off especially once my boyfriend comes home.

Missing Him
wow its been a lil over two months since my babi boi has been gone. we have been togehter a lil over five months and i love him but still fear what will happen when he comes home. i dont know what to expect. i mean i can tell by his picture that he has definitely changed physically but has he changed emotionally too?? has his personalilty changed?? i just dont know what to think. i know that he is happy and for that i am happy but i dont want to set my heart on this and then come to learn that something has changed with him and we arent gonna work out. i dont want for him to one day tell me hes found someone else but i just dont know. i know i shouldnt have this fear cuz he has never done anything to make me fell as if im not his one and only but i have already lost one relationship due to the military and i am so scared of losing another. all i know is that i so cant wait for him to actually be home so i know where we are going in this relationship and so i can stop missing him so

Nice Guys Finish Last
I found this on the web and thought I would post it: NICE GUYS FINISH LAST By: Garrett Hols It's amazing that assholes can get girls. Actually, now that I think of it, it's not that amazing. They are assholes at heart, but to meet girls they lavish their undying love. IT'S A CHARADE. They act nice, friendly, and they listen… until they get into what they're after. Their prey thinks they are in love with them, however when they realize what assholes their predators really are, they pretend like the asshole is really nice inside. The girl tries to change the asshole into a nice guy, but assholes will always be assholes. She gets upset and goes to the nice guy to complain about the asshole. But she claims to love the asshole… now this is where the theory begins. She doesn't want to look like she is easy so she wont dump the asshole right away, instead she will stay with the asshole. Girls are idiots. They don't realize that the nice guy has been there all along. He never had to prete

~sexy Zodiac~
Aries women: Wildly sensual, passionate and adventurous. You'll have sex anywhere. You know what you want. Intense and frequent sex. You have a need for complete control, but you're also in love with love. As a mate, you are ardent, loyal, sentimental, and earthy. Biggest thrill - the tickle of a man's facial fuzz. Aries men: Sleeping with him is like playing croquet with live bombs - you . never know what is going to happen! Never expect him to wait for you to be ready - he will rip your clothes off if he is ready to go. Don't tease him or you'd better be ready to deliver. Fond of slave/master games and he likes it rough. Aries men are also explorers, so be ready to go where no woman has gone before. His favourite position: a woman on her knees leaning forward. Taurus women: You expect your man to be kind and patient and make love to you by the book. Like to be pleased by sex, but don't look for unusual approaches. But you are a demanding lover and you leave your partner breat

Now For Sum Fun
1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Favorite position (s)? 4. Do you think i'm hot? 5. Would you have sex with me? 6. lights on or off? 7. Would you have to be drunk? 8. Would you take a shower with me? 9. Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 10. Would you leave after or stay the night? 11. Do you like cuddling afterwards? 12. Condom or skin? 13. Do you give Oral pleasures? 14. Do you like to recieve Oral Pleasures? 15. Have sex on the first date? 16. Would you kiss me during sex? 17. Do you think I would be good in bed? 18. Three sum? 19. Anal yes/no? 20. How many times would you like to cum? 21. Would you use me as a booty call? 22. Do you like fore play? 23. What is fore play to you? 24. Can we take pictures of the act? 25. did you have fun filling this out?

Damn....
here i sit once again wondering. i mean i let my babys daddy take her for the week figuring it was only fair for him to get her for a lil while. talked to a friend last night finally after like a week of us barely speaking cuz of everything going on. and missing my soldier like crazy. my mind is racing trying to figure things out but for some reason it cant seem to grasp anything at all. my life has seemed to become work work and more work. barley ever have the time to spend with my baby while shes awake anymore cuz im always either at work or on my way out hte door if im not trying to get my apartment situated. i fear that im not giving her the attention she needs from me yet i dont have any choice but to do things like this if i am going to support her and keep her from going without. and damn i will never let her go without. family has finally started to just back off and let me do my thing my way so i can finally live life my way but that hasnt helped any cuz i am still a sin

Need A New Life
HAVE U EVER FELT AS IF U WERE SO UNHAPPY U JUST WANT TO DIE BUT U HAVE TRIED THAT AND IT DIDN'T WORK AND U WAKE UP AND STILL IN THE SAME UNHAPPY LIFE? AND THE WORST PART IS YOUR STUCK IN THE LIFE U HAVE AND NO WAY OUT? ALL I HAVE EVER WANTED WAS SOMEONE TO JUST LOVE ME FOR ME...NOT FOR WHAT I COULD DO FOR THEM OR WHAT OR BECAUSE THEY FELT LIKE THEY JUST KEEP ME AROUND TO DO CHEAP LABOR LIKE HOUSE DUDYS! I'M NOT REAL SMART I GUESS BUT ALWAYS BEEN TOLD THANK GOD I'M PRETTY BECAUSE I WOULD NEVER BE ANYTHING ELSE! I'M DIEING OF A RARE LIVER DESISE! I ALSO FEEL LIKE I AM SO TIRED OF TRYING TO BE HAPPY WERE I AM AND HAVE NO WERE TO GO! I DON'T REALLY WANT TO DIE BUT IT ALMOST SEEMS BETTER THEN LIVING DEAD WERE I AM IN MY LIFE AND WHO I'M WITH...I LOVE TO BE SPOILED AND LOVE AND TOUCHED AND DESIRED AND KISSED AND MADE LOVE TO AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE AND I GET NONE OF THAT BUT I DON'T WANT TO DIE ALONE...I CAN'T WORK BECAUSE OF BEING DISABLED AND DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO? IF ANY ONE HAS ANY IDEAS O

12 Types Of Females
12 types of females! 1. Ms. Gold-Digger Advantages a. You have some one to manage your money. b. She always looks good. c. She makes your other niggas jealous. d. She makes you look good. Disadvantages a. When you get broke she'll be gone and take what you have left. b. She makes sure she has a child by you to sue you for child support. c. Once your nigga comes up she'll be on his arm the next day. 2. Ms. Freak (secret lover) Advantages a. She knows all the right positions. b. She'll try everything more than once. c. You're never unsatisfied. d. She'll do all the things your girl won't do. e. She doesn't mind being your freak, as long as she catches one too. Disadvantages a. Eventually, b/c she's a female, she'll end up catching feelings. b. She starts to act like she's your "main". c. She fucks wit ya boy and act like you in the wrong for telling her that she's a freak. d. Eventually her shit gets old. And you need a replac

Just Need To Chat
Alright I need to vent. My friend Tammy, her husband and her two kids came over Saturday for dinner. One of her kids flushed my thermometer. How do I know its one of her kids you ask because the thermometer sits by the bathroom sink everyday and not once has my kids ever touched it. Tristen is the only one of the kids that goes to the bathroom on his own. The other two are still in diapers. So tonight my boyfriend is going to have to take the toilet apart and unplug the stupid thing. I am also stressed out because I have a shit load of spring cleaning to do and so little time. I have a lot going on this month and it needs to be done by the 26th. My boyfriend tells me he will help me but he has yet to help me with anything so far. I need to clean my basement badly and its hard for me to move big boxes around. So I kinda need him to do that. But sometimes waiting for men take forever. So I am kinda left to do it myself. My boyfriend has to work till 7pm tonight hes off tomorrow work

The Outgoing Message:
This is the message that the Pacific Palisades High School (California) staff voted unanimously to record on their school telephone answering machine. This is the actual answering machine message for the school. This came about because they implemented a policy requiring students and parents to be responsible for their children's absences and missing homework. The school and teachers are being sued by parents who want their children's failing grades changed to passing grades - even though those children were absent 15-30 times during the semester and did not complete enough schoolwork to pass their classes. The outgoing message: _____________________________________________________________ "Hello! You have reached the automated answering service of your school. In order to assist you connecting to the right staff member, please listen to all the options before making a selection: ·To lie about why your child is absent - Press 1 ·To make excuses for why your child did not do

Our Lil Jasmine
I actually took this video with my phone. Its of our puppy Jasmine who is now 12 weeks old now. She's a toe biter as well as a foot biter........mainly she bites mine which makes me wonder why in the hell she's constantly bitin muh toes,lmao. I hope ya like it........pardon the quality of the video.......ya have to remember that it was taken off muh phone! This one is of Jasmine and muh mom in the background talking to her in the morning......too funny!

04-09-2007
Do you every wish that the thoughts in your head would slow down so that you could sort them all out? Saturday I threw a birthday party for my wife. Over the last few weeks, there has been alot of tensio between us, and she didnt want a party, but I ignored her and threw one anyone. I've noticed that we've discovered new ways to avoid each other, and to be honest, thats fine with me. I can only stand so many snippy comments, and condencending tones. I am a non confrontational type, so its like a ballet around our house. But lots of people showed up, we grilled hot dogs and hamburgers, people brought dishes to pass, and it was a pretty good time. Her birthday fell on a week where all our friends had their kids, and they're all in the age group of 3-9, so that was a little shock to our systems. It is well known amongst our friends that I'm not a big fan of children, but they were all wonderful. But I do admit, I think the dogs and cats were relieved to see them all go. It wip

Down Rater Alert
THE PICTURE ABOVE IS IN THE LOVELY LEGS CONTEST AND SOMEONE HAS JUST RATED IT A 6. YOU WOULD THINK THAT AFTER LOOKING AT ALL THE LEGS IN THE CONTEST A 6 IS PITYFUL AND WHO ELSE HAS THIS PERSON DONE THIS TO

Quiet Time :d
Sweet sensations run deeply through my body, as I enter the small room. Sounds of running water and the sight of light steam. Pulling back the curtain that captures a self made heaven, just on the other side. Reaching my hand out to test the temperature of what will send my mind into a dreamland, I so need. Thinking to myself, I succeed in finding just a small amount of time for just me. As I uncover myself with the useless objects that block my bare skin, I think of nothing but relaxing and taking in every warmth and tranquility it has to blanket me with. As if woken by a magnificent fantasy, my every nerve takes over into my imaginations greatest depths. Allowing the water to wash away everything built up from the outside world, I feel as calm as can be. Hinting from my body comes a tingle from beneath my soft glistening skin. Gracing my thoughts with the presence of a perfect vision. A sight I so wish to see and feel in person. Reaching from behind me, you graze just the ti

A Joyess Pain
this feeling is not letting go my heart is in a spin yes, you move my heart yes, you gently touched my soul yes, I get carried away yes, I let it take me far and away to this beautiful place I like it here I feel alive here your voice brings breath back into my lungs your voice awakens the beauty I hold back it becomes heavy, and wants to break free but, I hold back I hold back until the day, you let me touch your heart again then, I will reach out let you feel, the AMAZING I hold on to as I place it into your heart and help you breath again help you feel again and become alive with me then, is this just a dream is this just wishfull thinking is this love is this what I am seaching for have I found you already because I cant think of anyone else I sit dreaming with you holding my hand sharing the beauty of two people as one dreaming, that this would oneday be true "be TRUE" these

Hear Me
my heart beats at a steady pace not to fast, and not normally the twist and turn in my stomach moving my soul, awakening my mind the storm is here the storm has come thunder rumbles the belly crawl of the spirit lightning strikes the words of the wise wind howlz the breath of the holy ones rain falls the tears of our ancestors life roars a standing ovation the leaves of the trees begin to clap the tall grass begin to dance, a gentle sway like the movement of water in our body only WE know the power in it the beauty behind my words the animals cheer with happiness happiness that fills all our hearts when we open up and let life touch our soul and, the world around me becomes ALIVE! I begin to feel the blessing from the bottom of my feet an electrical sensation, radiates up my legs into my gut, to my heart, through my spine the chills roll with the sound of thunder as it makes its way up to my mind

Hey Ladies The Penis Wants A Raise
THE PENIS WANTS A RAISE I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons: 1-------- I do physical labor. 2.------- I work at great depths. 3.------- I plunge head first into everything I do. 4.------- I do not get weekends or public holidays off. 5.--------I work in a damp environment. 6. -------I work in a dark area that has poor ventilation. 7.------- I work in high temperatures. 8. -------My work exposes me to diseases. Reply: Dear Penis, After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised, the management denies your request for the following reasons: > 1. You do not work 8 hours straight.

Looks So Pretty
Say what you will I will walk past that plate of glass Your time has passed Don't ever say it's my time Burning hatred will light my way A choice not an echo And as your world comes down, I will be there You look so pretty, digging your grave You look so pretty, what's left to save? Say what you will Eyes to the skies You look so pretty right now

Burning Bridges
Hell above Your star is below There's no comprehension There's no voice of reason here Fairy tales dividing Broken wings unfold Before you Take a look at what you've become Hell above Your star is below All I see Covered in dirt Hell above Your star is below All hope dies Burning Bridges I'll take the truth before trust When the world comes crashing down Embrace the pain In a world of lies I'll take the truth before trust Flight betrayed you Clipped your own Take a look at what you've become One truth for you

A Constant Reminder
We awoke in the midst of a vicious cycle, Becoming the satellites whose transmissions are static served. As of late, it seems my audience has been lacking. I can only pray that you're tuning in during a moment of clarity, Just to hear me utter these spiteful words before the signal fades. Here's hoping this becomes the soundtrack to your misery, The hook that rips right through your chest. Enjoy this constant reminder of your fickle nature, And the hideous facade you wear so well. The crowd gasps in awe as my head began to swell, And the whites of my eyes slowly turned, slowly turned to red. Just then did gravity created such a dramatic end. I can only pray that you're tuning in during a moment of clarity, Just to hear me utter these spiteful words before the signal fades. Here's hoping this becomes the soundtrack to your misery, The hook that rips right through your chest. Enjoy this constant reminder, my double standards, And the hideous facade I wear so well.

Jimi Hendrix
Which Dead Rock Star Are You? (pics) Jimi Hendrix You are Jimi Hendrix! You're influential to many young and old, and very talented. You most likely good with your hands... are you? You are very happy and like to experiment with drugs. Oh, he died in 1970 from a supposed drug overdose, it's unknown what drug.Take The Quiz Now!Quizzes by myYearbook.com

Well A Little About Me...
well i am 24 yrs old. I have natural brown hair and I dye it red. I am married and have a 2 and half year old son. I love to sing, dance, play softball. hang with my son and play on the net. yall have a good day!

I'm Bored...
Ninety five percent of the people that come visit my profile are decent people who rate my photos and sometimes even rate my profile. Since they did me the courtesy, I will often come visit their profile as well to share the love. To the other five percent, WTF. You came to my page as an uninvited and unwanted guest and out of whatever twisted reasons you may have, start leaving me ones? Wish you had the guts to say who you were, because I would call your ass out. Jealous, much? Hell, it would be real easy for me to leave ones instead of tens, but I know I am the better person.

Office Service Call
Office Service I was unaware that Mindy had a copier in her office, but the request for service was from her none the less. I actually looked forward to the call, she always dressed nicely, she had a beautiful face and nice legs. I hoped that I would get more than just a few peeks at her lovely body. I got my tools and made the trip, hoping that she would not notice my arrousal at the thought already. I knocked on the door and there was no answer. Entering, I saw the copier behind her desk... it would be a good place to view here. I set my tools up and hear singing... no it was more like moaning... coming from a closet? I stepped to the door and heard running water... did she have a shower in her office??? Oh my... I listened at the door... she was enjoying herself... oh my... what to do... what to do??? I got to work, trying to hide my arrousal at the thought of her soap slickened skin beneath my hands... I was totally surprised when the door opened, she gasped and I turned. She

"tell Me"
If your heart could talk, tell me, what would it say? Would it apologize deep in its soul that things worked out this way? Or would it laugh with a deep hollow sound, that game you always play? I see the taunting in your eyes, every second of every day. If you heart could listen, tell me, what would it hear? The crack of my heart shattering or the rhythmic echo of tears? Or maybe a gasp of failing breath caused by your wake of lonely fear? My mind is slowly dying because you left things so unclear. If your heart could touch, tell me, what would if feel? Would it reach out for this flesh and blood, you can't deny is real? Or would it bask in such delight, waiting for my final appeal? I sit here, now that the damage is done, your conscience is so unreal. If you heart had vision, tell me, what would it see? That cold and icy bitterness inside that only you can be? Or would it ever realize it's all alone,

Female Veterans Slam Va Citing Lack Of Services
Female veterans slam VA citing lack of services Sex abuse, PTSD among problems By Michael Gisick It happened at a Christmas party on a U.S. air base in Germany in 1990. Christin McKinley was a 20-year-old military police officer with the U.S. Air Force, six months out of boot camp and eager to prove herself. In a few weeks, her country and its allies would launch the first Gulf War. She wanted, she says, to be one of the boys. That night, one of the boys, a staff sergeant who was also one of her supervisors, pulled her into a bathroom. She told him no, she says, but he covered her mouth, pinned her down and raped her. Among the growing ranks of female veterans, McKinley, an Albuquerque resident, is disturbingly far from alone. About 3,000 sexual assaults were reported in the military last year, a 24 percent increase over 2005, according to a Department of Defense report issued in mid-March. Of 188 women now being treated through a clinic for post-traumati

Ass-rod, Because We Must....
He was the update on espnews for about seven hours last night. Every other thread in my forum appears to be about him or devolve into discussions of him. It is apparently his world. And we are all just guests. Walk-off grandslam. In a massive upset, Rodriguez and his agent Scott Boras didn't immediately announce he would for certain opt out of his contract at the end of the year. They'll probably wait until Rodriguez goes on Imus to do that...

*changing?*
I Ran Into A, Well, How To Describe Him. He Made My Middle School Experience Rather Annoying. Constantly Teasing & Joking On Me. Typical Boy Behavior When The One Person You Want Won't Give You The Attention You Crave. Yeah, Well, He Wanted Me Bad. And I Refused To Give Him The Time Of Day Because Of How He Acted. I Know It's Regular Boy Behavior But I Was Way Ahead Of Him In Maturity Points. His Best Friend Was Jealous Of The Fact That Not Only Did He Want Me Over Her But I Had A Bigger Rack Than She Did So She Constantly Teased Me And Talked Shit Behind My Back Thinking It Would Destroy Me. Too Bad I Don't Pay Attention To What Two Bit Jealous Girls Have To Say About Me. So In Order To Still Be Friends With Her He Followed Suit And Picked On Me Too. After Middle School I Ran Into Him At A Carnival And We Dated Very Briefly. It Just Wasn't Workable At The Time. Different High Schools, No Vehicles Of Our Own, Seperate Work Schedules And Different Friends. I Was At Lazy Dayz, O

He Stood There In The Shadows And Waited For Me
He stood there in the shadows and waited for me I waited for him to come and he answered I needed his love and he gave of himself I see him in my dreams this Dark Angel Hair like the raven, eyes that speak in mystery and fire He whispers to me his deepest secret desire This Dark Angel steps from the shadows Into the light, his face care worn of love's widow He looks down upon me and His gentle breath Envelopes me in His sweet caress of longing To be loved and vanquish the silence of lost pain Only to escape into the delight of his touch like summer rain My Dark Angel has gone into the shadows once more For He only lives for now only in a dream Waiting and longing for the seed to be sown From the seed that blossoms into Love's abode In His Heart he bears eternal hope of undying will And the Faith he carries inside him that death can't kill

Dream Lover.
Dream lover. like a dark angel fallen from the sky looming over me. Offer me an inviting hand Let me reach out to you. I can feel it... The warmth you radiate in you only in you. We embrace passionately and melt into each others arms Even the darkest moments feel like heavens come alive my cares take to flight my heart starts to soar when I hear you whisper the words, "I need you...." I know its true for I need you too my love. Two souls become one In a realm no one can venture Dark angel my sweet dark angel tell me you will stay give me your fatal silver kiss, And let me be with you in the immortal coil of love forever....

Peace With Rachel Finally!
So I'm finally healthy. I spent a few weeks being crazy, not thinking about my family or my kids. I did what I wanted and did not care what others thought. I hurt a few people, I took things and people for granted. I was not myself, or maybe I was. So here I am about 15 days away from living with my parents. Actually happy about it. I've packed I've traveled, I've found people who get me. Who expect me to be me, and are ok with me being a consistant parent. My kids are my life, and I'm finally seeing how me being a nice, hands on mommy is working in my favor. I love my life finally at 27! It is important to give myself weekly checks to make sure I am doing the right things. I need to find a new job one that pays better, I need to go back to college, I need to save up as much money as I can. I need to be a good daughter, sister, and above all else a wonderful mother. Yes eventually I will be in a relationship, hopefully he will understand my kids come first. I enjoy the t

Definitions
Programmer n. - An ingenious device that turns caffeine into code. Just Friends phrase - I don't just want you to mourn the loss; I want to remind you of it every day. I want you to suffer. I want you to envy. I want you to die slowly, a bit at a time. And I want you to smile and thank me for it. Depression n. - Anger without enthusiasm.

This Is Your Moment
Monday, April 9, 2007 This is your moment Let go of your criticisms about how things should have been, and you'll see the magnificent possibilities of now. Let go of your worries about what might be, and you'll be able to focus on all you can do right now. Stop putting your energy into making excuses and use that energy to take action. Quit fretting over getting it perfect and put your focus on being effective. You have now arrived at a unique moment that is filled with countless possibilities. You can make something truly valuable out of it. You have the real and powerful ability to imagine, and then to put that imagination into action. You can call together all you've experienced, and everything that is most meaningful to you, and to create from it all your very own gifts to life. There is abundance all around you, and with a little focused, determined effort that abundance is yours to enjoy. Choose to connect with the best within you, to make that effort, and to li

Latin
Note: Some of the latin translations are loose. Carpe Diem - Seize the day Carpe Noctum - Seize the night Carpin Denium - There's a fish in my pants Carpe Ovum - Seize the egg Cave Canem - Beware of the dog Mundus vult decipi decipiatur ergo. (Screw the customer) Populus vult decipi. (The people want to be decived) Amor vincit omnia. (Love Conquers all) De mortuis nil nisi bonum. (Say nothing but good of the dead) Nil illegitimo carborundum. (Don't let the bastards get you down) - Good Omens Sic transit gloria mundi. (So passes away the glory of this world.) -Thomas a Kemp

What I Want.
I want love songs to mean something again to me. I want to feel someones warm embrace nightly as I try to go to sleep. I want to hear I love you so much baby at the end of the day. I want to know that I am someone's everything. I don't want a rebound. I don't want to fall from grace. I don't want to be left alone. I want the good the bad and the ugly that every relationship has to offer. I want the fights, the I'm sorrys, the I love you's. I want to wake up with a mans smell in my hair, and on my skin. I want him to love my children, I want to love his family, and his family to love me. I want my family to love him. I want above all else for him to be honest with me. I want him to trust me, and for me to trust him. I want to make him laugh, and I want to be able to joke around with him. I want so much of what this life has to offer. I'm willing to wait it out, to see what happens, to not confuse lust for love, and love for lust. I don't want a rebound, I want stability

Sentient Computer........
Hi this is the computer. My user away, but I'm open for suggestions. ;-) Hello, this is the computer. Here I am ... brain the size of a planet, and what does my owner have me doing? ... taking messages on AIM.

General Away Messages
I'm drunk...I'm armed...I'm off my meds. You had better make your message really, really sweet. The glass is neither half empty nor half full. It is twice as large as it needs to be. I intend to live forever - so far, so good. Mind like a steel trap - Rusty and Illegal in 37 states. Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change. Hello, you have reached my automated answering service, your call will be answered in the order in which it was recieved, your call is number 5,293, please hold, your call is important to us Hi, I'm probably here, I'm just avoiding someone I don't want to talk to. Leave a message and if I don't IM you back, well, what can I say? "God is as real as I am." he assured me, and my faith was restored, for I knew Santa would never lie. Nothing cures insomnia like the realization that it is time to get up. Not many people know this, but last summer I worked as a bartender at the Betty Ford Clinic. Evolution -- life's a niche, and then y

Work Related Away Messages
Exhilaration is that feeling you get just after a great idea hits you, and just before you realize what is wrong with it. A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer. Sleep is actually a good substitute for coffee. I can't be fired, slaves are sold. Snails can sleep for 3 years without eating. One day, I shall be a sweet, succulent escargo of quiescence...until then, I practice. Knowledge is Power - Power Corrupts - Study Hard We the willing, led by the unknowing, are doing the impossible for the ungrateful. We have done so much for so long that we are now qualified to do anything with nothing. I am currently occupied, give me a couple minutes to get frustrated and then I'll get back to you. The hard I do immediately. The impossible takes a little bit longer. Talent does what it can. Genius does what it must. I do what I get paid for.

Quotes With Attributes...
Lord, defend me from my friends; I can account for my enemies. - Charles D'Hericault Pacifism is objectively pro-Fascist..."he that is not with me is against me." - George Orwell Women should always wear tight clothes, and men should carry powerful handguns. - Calvin (Bill Watterson) Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwards. - Robert Heinlein "Today we will be having a test." "I'm ready! I pulled an all-nighter!" "You studied all night?" "Oh... ...you're supposed to study?" - MST3K We must remember that in time of war what is said on the enemy's side of the front is always propaganda and what is said on our side of the front is truth and righteousness, the cause of humanity and a crusade for peace. - Walter Lippmann Friends will keep you sane, Love could fill your heart, A lover can warm your bed, But lonely is the soul without a mate. - David Pratt Have you ever been in love? Horrible isn't it

Ratings And My Site
First Blog. Tell how it goes or not! If you don't like my pictures dont rate me. Personally I have enough of a great time devoting my time here to people who see, and visit my site. For this Frivolity I give them a 10, sometimes I view photos, take time to read there site, and rate blogs, and mums, and even stash; though stash is less important, but very good to help someone move up a Cherry. I spend alot of time here . I cant do anything else, Im sick. I enjoy being here, more then anywhere! Please, if you dont like my picture, or my site say nothing. I will see you on my Cherry viewers, and rate your pic, and site. Might even leave you more cherry thoughts! Just think all that, and you dont even like me. This is where I go and have fun. Don't ruin it for me or, others 10 or Nothing. You shouldnt belittle people you dont know; I dont and, I wont. I expect the same charity and pleasantries from you. I cant stand that kind of offensive behavior and Im a Egotistical, self-centered, Arrog

Limericks And Poems
So now I know the things I know And do the things I do And if you do not like me so To hell, my love, with you. Love is a word that is constantly heard, Hate is a word that is not. Love, I am told, is more precious than gold. Love, I have read, is hot. But Hate is the verb that to me is superb, And Love but a drug on the mart. Any kiddie in school can Love like a fool, But Hating, my boy, is an Art. Roses are red, Violets are blue. That's what the tell me, 'cause I'm blind. Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray the Lord my soul to keep, If I should die before I wake, I'll cry in anguish, "Mistake!! Mistake!!" There once was a guy from Umass He never went to class But he showed up one day Oh, screw this I need a lay. There once was an old man of Esser, Whose knowledge grew lesser and lesser, It at last it grew so small He knew nothing at all, And now he's a college professor. Now I lay me down to study, I pray the Lord I won

Thoughts And Sayings...
Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go, it's one of the best. Leave a message, and I'll IM you back later. Leave a SEXY message and I'll IM you back sooner Do infants have as much fun in infancy as adults do in adultery? Princess, having sufficient experience with Princes, seeks frog. 36 years old is significant, because at 36 you can sleep with someone half your age and not go to jail. The chances of meeting someone with Barbie's human-scale measurements (36-18-33) is 1 in 100,000. The chances of meeting someone with Ken's is 1 in 50. In honor of Halloween, I'm about to perform an unspeakable pagan ritual. So please leave a message. Unless you're a virgin, in which case, why don't you stop by? SINT MIHI DEI ACHERONTIS PROPITII... Hello. Here are my answers to yesterday's messages, in order of their arrival. Yes. Tommorow at 5pm. Duct tape and piano wire. Tonight's safety word will be banana. No. Thank you Jesus paid for our sins -

This Is Just Too Funny.....lmao
The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a surrogate father to start their family. On the day the proxy father was to arrive, Mr. Smith kissed his wife goodbye and said, "Well, I'm off now. The man should be here soon." Half an hour later, just by chance, a door-to-door baby photographer happened to ring the doorbell, hoping to make a sale. Good morning, Ma'am", he said, "I've come to...'' Oh, no need to explain," Mrs. Smith cut in, embarrassed, "I've been expecting you." "Have you really?" said the photographer. "Well, that's good. Did you know babies are my specialty?" "Well that's what my husband and I had hoped. Please come in and have a seat" After a moment she asked, blushing, "Well, where do we start?" "Leave everything to me. I usually try two in the bathtub, one on the couch, and perhaps a couple on the bed. And sometimes the living room floor is fun. You can really spread out there." "Bathtub, living room floor? No wonder it didn't work out for Ha

World Wide Harem
Hi ladies!!! (waves and blows kisses to my fans...) Since all women are part of my World Wide Harem I am soon going to print up membership cards and wanted to let you know that I will need some Chapter Presidents of the Fan Club so that I can reduce some of the fan mail I get... Btw, if I ever do wake up from this dream I am hoping some hot looking blonde is lying next to me asking me to go for a ride on the harley... XO

The Storyteller (sonnet)
He's perfected his craft over the years Without hopes of gaining fame nor wealth Shared his many tales of laughter and tears Though none will collect dust on a shelf The words inside will be read many times And treasured for generations to come He has touched a heart with every line And left them wanting more when it was done A new story with each stoke of the pen When one is finished another unfolds Captivating from beginning to end They will not be forgotten once they're told Though he may disapear or fade away His words live on forever and a day

A Friend For All Seasons
True friendship is like a strong sturdy tree It matures and spreads its branches giving comfort It yields itself to us without condition or request It's there for a reason to help us through each season. In the spring it blooms new hopes and dreams for the future In the summer it reassures us when the heart grows restless In the fall, when the twilight years fade to gray it consoles us And in the winter, it shows compassion when the end is near. True friendship is like life giving rain that nurtures our spirit It is a beacon of trust that guides us in those troubled times It calms the tempest storm that stirs from within us It will always and forever be the landmark of our soul.

Hard To Let Go
being true to the one you love. it hurts to know that you havent done nothing wrong to them.its hard to let them go when they dont want you no more. you can say sorry all you want it still dont do no good. you can find someone else but it wont be the same. when you really love someone it is hard to say good-bye to them. but sometimes you have to.its all for the best if the other cant trust you at all.

It's Not Right
If someone rates my profile(or photo) a 10, CT let's me know who it was. If someone rates my profile a 1, or anything less than a 10 for that matter, CT keeps the rating anonymous. I don't agree with this arrangement.

From Sheri
I Believe Body: Have a seat... relax ... and read this slowly. It sums it all up ... I believe -- .... that just because two people argue, it doesn't mean they don't love each other. And just because they don't argue, it doesn't mean they do. I believe -- ....that we don't have to change friends if we understand that friends change. I believe -- ....that no matter how good a friend is, they're going to hurt you every once in a while and you must forgive them for that. I believe -- ....that true friendship continues to grow, even over the longest distance. Same goes for true love. I believe -- ....that you can do something in an instant that will give you heartache for life. I believe -- ....that it's taking me a long time to become the person I want to be. I believe -- ....that you should always leave loved ones with loving words. It may be the last time you see them. I believe - ....that you can keep going long after you think you can't. I belie

Me
thoughts twisting swirling pulling me under the waves of confusion once again. i gave you my heart now it's yours and i can't get it back though i try and try to make it right, to make it make sense, to think with my brain instead of my emotions. i hate where i am, i hate where you are, i don't know why it has to be so fucking hard when all i want is to run to you, to curl up in your arms and have you hold me forever, forever, and never let go, forget about everything else, forget about the stuff that doesn't make sense, because this is what my heart wants and always will

What Is Wicca? What Isn't Wicca?
I ran across this explanation....and take NO credit for it except for finding this...the best answer I've managed to come across...everything I would have written had one smarter, wiser and craftier than I had not done so FIRST! What Is Wicca Contrary to what those who choose to persecute or lie about us wish to believe, Wicca is a very peaceful, harmonious and balanced way of thinking and life which promotes oneness with the divine and all which exists. Wicca is a deep appreciation and awe in watching the sunrise or sunset, the forest in the light of a glowing moon, a meadow enchanted by the first light of day. It is the morning dew on the petals of a beautiful flower, the gentle caress of a warm summer breeze upon your skin, or the warmth of the summer sun on your face. Wicca is the fall of colorful autumn leaves, and the softness of winter snow. It is light, and shadow and all that lies in between. It is the song of the birds and other creatures of the wild. It is be

"i Reside"
I Reside WIthin the darkness I reside Sitting silently by your side You are unaware I am here The unspoken words You won't say Yearning to get out yet unheard Wanting accepted Only rejected Within the darkness I reside JLC-2007

Tired Of Things
this is my gripe session i dont mind ppl putting post about a loss of a ct friend or child we all morn for there loss. but what gets me is missing children yes is a shitty thing that your wife/husband/girlfriend/boyfriend/ex/brother/sister/ ran off with your kid it realy sucks that there that low. thats why thay made amber alerts yeah its great to post it but please once when it hits off your list post it again but the entire list made up of a lost kid some are stinking fake hoaxes im not wasting my time to read missing kids unless it has to deal with where i live. and to my opinion i would have time to sit at a computer if my kid was missing id be pounding on every door in a 300 mile radius of my house and trust me id be driving without a licence to find my child. and searching every corner to find my child..

My 'dark Picture Contest Has Started!!' Bulletin
Dark_Picture_ContestThe Dark Picture Contest is now open, below are the entries that were received, choose your favorite one, and go comment it.Each rate is equal to 10 comments, and the most comments win the contestThe Prizes AreFirst Place: 3 Day BlastSecond Place: PorscheThird Place: Silver MotorcycleThis is an open cap contest meaning people will still be allowed to join at any time before the contest ends~if any one joins after the contest starts you are responsible for getting your own link and whoring your self out, your entry will be added with the entries below and the bulletin will be reposted with your link on the list.

And We Are To Choose Our Next President, How??
All I have been hearing lately about who people are going to vote for next election seems to be based on race or sex, Obama or Clinton. Seems to me we need to know more about what they are running on, let's talk issues. All the campaign ads attack the opponents, and show good family people. It doesn't tell us how they will vote on specific issues. We need to be holding them to the issues, where do they stand on the environment, the war in Iraq, social reform. Let's start asking to tough questions now, before we just get more of the same.

Not Sure What To Do
Today just sucks! My week with my son is over and I have to leave shortly to take him home. I have told him we have to get ready to go and he just keeps saying "But mommy I dont want to go home". He keeps telling me that he wants to stay with me. I hate this! I dont want to take him home, I wish he could just stay with me. Hes said so many things to me this week that make me wonder if I am being painted the correct picture of what really goes on in his home. He is so sensitive and innocent, all of this crap with the court between his dad and me is in no way good for him. I know his father loves him as much as I do. I know that he would never want to intentionally cause him pain. I just dont think that he and his family have really taken into consideration what a custody battle does to a child. Especially one who has special needs like our lil one does. Once upon a time, my exhusband was my best friend and now it seems as though we are at war. Its wrong to make a child suff

A Single Tear
today a single tear I shed for a man whos path was tread an unfair circumstance had cost his loving wife to him is lost so real his pain must still be this tear i shed i shed for thee i pray for joy to shine bright and fill his world with its light i see a soul that stands strong and though his journey's been long he continues to live his life in memory of his beloved wife. A. Boudreaux '07

Q & A
Q: Is there such a thing as love at first sight and, if so, what are the odds of its lasting? A: Because love is such a complex matter, it is not likely that it occurs at first sight, although there is attraction at first sight, which may subsequently lead to love. Q: Do opposites attract A: Mostly on magnets. Homogamy, the word used to describe human attraction of people with similar interests, is the name of the game for humans. The more homogamy there is, the more likely humans will stay together and experience a successful relationship. Only one study supports the "complementary-needs theory," and it is regarded with suspicion in the academic community. Q: Does living together before marriage help or hurt the marriage? A: It depends on the motivation for the cohabitation. If cohabitation is to "try it before you buy it," there may be more commitment anxiety, which would therefore be more likely to hurt a subsequent marriage. If cohabitation is done for economic reasons, i

No, I Don't Want To Do Your Work For You...
Wow. So that was a bad way to start off the morning and the week. I’m already sick of the boss and his wife being back. We have an ftp site at work for people to use if their art files are too large to send through email. It’s really easy to access from our end. Heck, I have the login and password save in my IE so all I have to remember is the site name and that’s bookmarked. It took all of 5 seconds to set that up. Everyone has the instruction sheet that has that information on it. I even made sure that the boss made an extra copy for himself the last time he asked me for the info. This morning he comes over and asks if anything was uploaded to the ftp site. I said yes, here’s the file name. He then looked at me expectantly and after a moment he asked me if I could go to the site and save them. I asked him if he lost the instructions and he said that no he still had them. WTF?!?!? For the record, Monday mornings are usually a little busier than other mornings. I

Come On Now It Is Easter Monday
Yep I am part of the countless number of people that has to work today. So I figure I will have a pretty easy day. So far not too bad, the phone hasn't rang and no customers. So what do I do sit down at the computer and figure I will chill and smoke. Well I don't know what it was but I seem to be melting into my chair today. As soon as I am deep in thought and nicely relaxed, sure enough it has to be a customer. Not only that one of the few that seems to annoy me with every little detail. I probably didn't show him as much attention as I should have but oh, well.

Please Read On And Advice Your Friends And Family
Please read on and advice your friends and family Incident 1: A little boy died because surgeons found ants in his brain! Apparently this boy fell asleep with some sweets in his mouth or with some sweets stuff beside him. Ants soon got to him and some ants in fact crawled into his ear which somehow managed to go to his brain. When he woke up, He did not realize that ants had gone to his head. After that, he constantly complains about itchiness around his face. His mother brought him to see a doctor but the doctor could not figure out what was wrong with him. He took an X-ray of the boy and to his horror, he found a group of live ants in his skull. Since the ants are still alive, the doctor could not operate on him cuz ants were constantly moving about. The boy at last died. So please be careful when leaving food stuff near your bed or when eating in bed. This might attract ants. Most importantly, NEVER eat a sweet before going bed. You might fall asleep and suffer sa

Need To Be Reposted Best Poem Ive Read In A Long Time Lets Give The Author Some Credit(its Not Me For Sure)
Before I was a Mom I never tripped over toys or forgot words to a lullaby. I didn't worry whether or not my plants were poisonous. I never thought about immunizations. Before I was a Mom - I had never been puked on. Pooped on. Chewed on. Peed on. I had complete control of my mind and my thoughts. I slept all night. Before I was a Mom I never held down a screaming child so doctors could do tests. Or give shots. I never looked into teary eyes and cried. I never got gloriously happy over a simple grin. I never sat up late hours at night watching a baby sleep. Before I was a Mom I never held a sleeping baby just because I didn't want to put it down. I never felt my heart break into a million pieces when I couldn't stop the hurt. I never knew that something so small could affect my life so much. I never knew that I could love someone so much. I never knew I would love being a Mom. Before I was a Mom - I didn't know the feeling of having my heart outside my body. I didn't

Omg!! Hahahaha
Haaaaaaaa, heeeee, heeeee,!!!!! A man is driving along a highway and sees a rabbit jump out across the middle of the road. He swerves to avoid hitting it, but unfortunately the rabbit jumps right in front of the car. The driver, being a sensitive man and an animal lover, pulls over and jumps out to see what has become of the rabbit. Much to his dismay, the rabbit is dead. The driver feels so awful that he begins to cry. A beautiful blonde woman driving down the highway sees a man crying on the side of the road and pulls over. She steps out of the car and asks the man what's wrong. < BR> "I feel terrible,! " he explains, "I accidentally hit this rabbit and killed it." The blonde says, "Don't worry." She runs to her car and pulls out a spray can. She walks over to the limp, dead rabbit, bends down, and sprays the contents onto the rabbit. The rabbit jumps up, waves its paw at the two of them and hops off down the road. Ten feet away

Kids Write About The Sea
> > KIDS WRITE ABOUT THE SEA > > > >1) This is a picture of an octopus. It has eight testicles. (Kelly > >age 6) > > > >2) Oysters' balls are called pearls. (James age 6) > > > >3) If you are surrounded by sea you are an Island. If you don't have > >sea all round you, you are incontinent. ( Wayne age 7) > > > >4) Sharks are ugly and mean, and have big teeth, just like Emily > >Richardson. She's not my friend no more. (Kylie age 6) > > > >5) A dolphin breathes through an asshole on the top of its head. (Billy > >age 8) > > > >6) My uncle goes out in his boat with pots, and comes back with crabs. > >(Millie age 6) > > > >7) When ships had sails, they used to use the trade winds to cross the > >ocean. Sometimes, when the wind didn't blow, the sailors would whistle > >to make the wind come. My brother said they would have been better off > >eating beans. (William age 7) > > > >8) I like mermaids. They are beautiful, and I like their shiny ta

Report Card
sexy report card.. F = I HEARD UGLY IS CONTAGIOUS DON'T TALK TO ME! D = YOUR PARENTS MUST BE HATED C- = You're just someone I don't want to talk to, okay? C = You're okay looking, but u need work... C+ = You're just average B- = Your kinda cute and ur cool i guess B = You're cute. And you're a pretty interesting person. B+ = Pretty damn attractive. A- = You're extremely attractive, and you're awesome. A = DAMN YOUR BEAUTIFUL A+ = Gourgeous ... be mine? A++ = I want to marry you

Natural Highs
Natural Highs 1. Falling in love. 2. Laughing so hard your face hurts. 3. A hot shower. 4. No lines at the supermarket 5. A special glance. 6. Getting mail 7. Taking a drive on a pretty road. 8. Hearing your favorite song on the radio. 9. Lying in bed listening to the rain outside. 10. Hot towels fresh out of the dryer. 11. Chocolate milkshake.. (or vanilla or strawberry!) 12. A bubble bath. 13. Giggling. 14. A good conversation. 15. The beach 16. Finding a 20 dollar bill in your coat from last winter. 17. Laughing at yourself. 19. Midnight phone calls that last for hours. 20. Running through sprinklers. 21. Laughing for absolutely no reason at all. 22. Having someone tell you that you're beautiful. 23. Laughing at an inside joke. 24. Friends. 25. Accidentally overhearing someone say someth

Close To Home
A girl went to a party and she ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away. As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely. The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep.

R.i.p Fat Tony!!!
I believe BBWs are earth bound angels and should be worshiped as goddess. Just remember if you can play safe and play with trust then you are having fun but if you play to hurt and the run like a cowered then your nothing more than a bad memory in ones heart…. The WORDS OF FAT TONY! Read it on his profile. FatTony@ CherryTAP

Revision Of The Charts
TRINITY RESIDENTAL TREATMENT FACILTY -------------------------------------------------- SUBJECT ANALISYS AND DIAGNOSIS CHART WARD: WEST BLOCK /AREA 7 SUBJECT: 13 ADMITANCE DATE:11/04/03 CLINICIAN: Dr.A,Overman -------------------------------------------------- SUBJECT NOTES: The patient was admitted in november by the state for sudden unprevoked instantces of homocidal rage followed by amnesia and occasional attacks of delusions of granduer. Though we have no previous history of the patient we assume this behaviour was caused by some form of combined physical/mental trauma and possibly drug abuse, though currently no signs of withdraws have been observed and the subject has never mentioned any history in interviews or observations. Next Page a>">

Sexy Report Card
sexy report card.. F = I HEARD UGLY IS CONTAGIOUS DON'T TALK TO ME! D = YOUR PARENTS MUST BE HATED C- = You're just someone I don't want to talk to, okay? C = You're okay looking, but u need work... C+ = You're just average B- = Your kinda cute and ur cool i guess B = You're cute. And you're a pretty interesting person. B+ = Pretty damn attractive. A- = You're extremely attractive, and you're awesome. A = DAMN YOUR BEAUTIFUL A+ = Gourgeous ... be mine? A++ = I want to marry you

Coppertone Girl!!! Rofl
Remember that cute little Coppertone girl with her dog pulling on her blue bathing suit bottoms during the late 50's and throughout the 60's? Well, she's all grown up now, and is living in Sarasota , Florida at Siesta Key Beach

Why Women Are Cranky
Why Women Are Crabby > > > > We started to "bud" in our blouses at 9 or 10 years old only to >find > that anything that came in contact with those tender, blooming buds >hurt so > bad it brought us to tears. So came the ridiculously uncomfortable >training > bra contraption that the boys in school would snap until we had >callus es > on our backs. > > > > > > Next, we get our periods in our early to mid-teens (or sooner). >Along > with those budding boobs, we bloated, we cramped, we got the hormone > crankies, had to wear little mattresses between our legs or insert >tubular, > packed cotton rods in places we didn't even know we had. > > > > > Our next little rite of passage (premarital or not) was having >sex for > the first time which was about as much fun as having a ramrod push >your > uterus through your nostrils (IF he did it right and didn't end up >with his > little cart before his horse), leaving us to wonder what all the >fuss was

First Ever Blond Guy Joke!!!!
The first blond guy joke? The very first ever Blonde GUY joke... .. And well worth the wait! An Irishman , a Mexican and a Blonde Guy were doing construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building. They were eating lunch and the Irishman said, "Corned beef and cabbage! If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch, I'm going to jump off this building." The Mexican! opened his lunch box and exclaimed, "Burritos again! If I get burritos one more time I'm going to jump off, too." The blond e opened his lunch and said, "Bologna again! If I get a bologna sandwich one more time, I'm jumping too." The next day, the Irishman opened his lunch box, saw corned beef and cabbage, and jumped to his death. The Mexican opened his lunch, saw a burrito, and jumped, too. The blonde guy opened his lunch, saw the bologna and jumped to his death as well. At the funeral, the Irishman's wife was weeping. She said, "If I'd known how really tired h

One For All, And All For One.
I is a freak (and so is you)…love to all my fellow fuck-ups ‘Each new embryo has about a hundred mutations that its parents did not have. These new mutations are unique to a particular sperm or ovum, were acquired while these cells were in the parental gonads and were not present when the embryo’s parents were themselves embryos. Of these hundred mutations, about four will alter the meaning of genes by changing the amino acid sequences of proteins. And of these four content-altering mutations, about three will be harmful. To be more precise, they will affect the ultimate reproductive success of the embryo, at least enough to ensure that, with time, natural selection will drive them to extinction. ‘These are uncertain numbers: the fraction of deleterious mutations can only be estimated by indirect methods. But if they are at all correct, their implications are terrifying. They tell us that our health and happiness are being continually eroded by an unceasing supply of genetic

About Me Updated
Life is exactly what I thought it would be work eat sleep and do it all fucking over again. Name: Rpg Gamer Mark(Live On Webcam) Gender: Male Occupation: Dishwashing Bitch/Prep Cook Location: ROCK BOTTOM IN,MASSACHUSETTS,UNITED STATES, Date of Birth: 13th Jun 1982 Looking For: Friendship, Interested In: Women Political Views: Who Cares What Rpg Gamer Mark(Live On Webcam)'s Up To:Cherry Tap Current mood: Artistic Where I am:Massachusetts I'm listening to: 107.3 Waaf,Metallica,Tool,Eminem I'm watching: Boston Red Sox,New England Patriots I'm playing: Final Fantasy Xll,With myself I'm annoyed at: Fake friendships/bitches online I'm loving: How fun the internet world is I'm hating: Imatureity Offline I'm looking forward to: New friends on here I'm IMing: Anyone that I want to I'm shopping at: Walmart/Cheap Retail Stores Rpg Gamer Mark(Live On Webcam)'s Favorites: Favorite Music: 107.3 Waaf, Metall

One For The Ladies
One for the ladies One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his sweat- shirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, "What setting do I use on the washing machine?" "It depends," I replied. "What does it say on your shirt?" He yelled back, " University of Oklahoma " And they say blondes are dumb... ---------------------------------------------- A couple is lying in bed. The man says, "I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world." The woman replies, "I'll miss you..." ---------------------------------------------- "It's just too hot to wear clothes today," Jack says as he stepped out of the shower, "honey, what do you think the neighbors would think i f I mowed the lawn like this?" "Probably that I married you for your money," she replied. ---------------------------------------------- Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man? A: A rumor ---------------------------------------------- Dear L

Where To Begin
My weekend was normal and uneventful. I stayed home and played with my kid. Easter kind of sucked cause I wasn't really included due to the fact it was at my sisters house and well me and her husband don't get along so I didn't get to go. Which I would have really liked to do since my little sister is pregnant again and I haven't seen her since Christmas which was for about an hour. I am really hoping this whole mess of mine gets taken care of soon cause it is really starting to wear on me.

Need To Take Time With Friends
The Mayonnaise Jar and 2 Cups of Coffee When things in your lives seem almost too much to handle, when 24 hours in a day are not enough, remember the mayonnaise jar and the 2 cups of coffee. a professor stood before his philosophy class and had some items in front of him. When the class began, he wordlessly picked up a very large and empty mayonnaise jar and proceeded to fill it with golf balls. He then asked the students if the jar was full. They agreed that it was. The professor then picked up a box of pebbles and poured them into the jar. He shook the jar lightly. The pebbles rolled into the open areas between the golf balls. He then asked the students again if the jar was full. They agreed it was. The professor next picked up a box of sand and poured it into the jar. Of course, the sand filled up everything else. He asked once more if the jar was full. The students responded with an unanimous "yes." The professor then produced two cups of coffee from under the table

Too Many Errors.
So in trying to respect the new unwritten rules sent down from above that the powers that be, I have noticed that no matter how hard you try, errors will still rear their ugly head. During Happy Hour, if you are rating photos and stash at a rate unacceptable to the CT server you will still get a you are rating too fast, please try again. And before anyone jumps down my throat to tell me wait for the entire photo or page to load, I do that, count to five then rate. Then they still want to tell me I'm rating too fast? Attempting to comment photos is even worst. You wait for the entire page to load, count five seconds, then submit your comment, but sometimes out of the blue you get the infamous, error session timed out or the even more serious error comment dropped, stop flooding our server. Now I have slowed my ratings and comments to a crawl on here and it still not enough to avoid getting a random error. Maybe the site is just growing too fast for it's own good.

Men Are Like ........
One of my friend's gave this to me and i want to share it with all of my friends out there. Here it is: MEN ARE LIKE 1. Men are like....laxatives...they irritate the crap out of you. 2. Men are like...bananas...the older they get the less firm they are. 3. Men are like...weather...nothing can change them. 4. Men are like...blenders..you need one, butyour not quite sure why? 5. Men are like...chocolate bars..sweet, smooth and they usually head straight for the hips. 6. Men are like...commercials...you can't believe a word they say. 7. Men are like...department stores...their clothes are always 1/2 off. 8. Men are like...government bonds...they take sooooo long to mature. 9. Men are like...masacra...they usually run at the first sight of emotion. 10. Men are like...popcorn..they satisfy you, but only for a while. 11. Men are like...snowstorms...you never know when their comming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last. 12. Men are l

Please Check This Movie Out...
A local guy named Don Varda, he worked on Prancer and some other movies is making a movie about a local woman who was alive a long time ago. She is a big part of our LaPorte history. Her name was Bell Gunness. Please go to this website and give a good review for him, it is going to be part of a reality show hosted by Steven Spielberg. Giving him good reviews will help him get a movie deal and win the TV show. Please go watch it and vote now!!! http://films.thelot.com/films/35532

Happy Easter
well i have the best news ever, i got my neice back just in time for easter. we had a blast she had an easter hunt and we raced around trying to see who could find the most. of course she did lol. then i have other good news too. but that is for a later date. i miss all my friends and i hope they know that. well that is all for now

10 Things
ONE there is NO SUCH THING as a CherryTap tracker. it does NOT exist. so quit posting stupid bulletins like "OH-MY-GOD this WORKS!!!" no, it doesnt. TWO To the people who have like 100,000 friends, are you serious? You're stupid. Go play in traffic. THREE Don't ever post pictures and say "OMG, I'm so ugly" "OMG, I'm so fat" because if you were, you wouldn't post them. And if u do ur a freaking mongoloid. FOUR Nobody cares about threats over the internet. Don't try to act hardcore with the keyboard. Fighting online is like racing in the special olympics; even if you win, you're still retarded. FIVE Quit crying b/c you're not on someones top 8. who cares? ITS CherryTap SIX Who really cares if I don't accept you as a friend? MOVE ON!!! Don't send me another request or message asking "what's up with you not adding me?" I don't want you as a friend, that's what's up frui

Outdoor Fantasy
You answered the phone and the voice on the line said, “Wear your black lace bra, your red silk panties, a loose top that shows generous amounts of cleavage and a short skirt. Do not touch yourself until I get there. Meet me on the bridge in the park at eight.” And the line went dead. You knew it was me and smiled at thoughts of what lie in store for you. It was already a little after six, so you went in to run a bath. You stood naked in front of the mirror and admired your body and your long hair flowing over your shoulders. You looked at your large breasts with their light pink, taut nipples, becoming erect as you imagined me playing with them. Your eyes roamed down to your curvy bottom, and imagined me behind you caressing and kissing it. Giddy with anticipation, you trailed your fingers over your pussy and a slight shiver ran though you. You lowered yourself into the bath and quickly shaved your legs. Then you lathered up and closely shaved your pubic area. When you finished,

Enjoy
Scene 1 “Loving my Pet” By Hollow Master walked into the room and sat in his chair. Acidalia came and laid her head on his thigh. Looking up at him lovingly, and ask “How may this girl serve you, Master?” Master replies, “You can bow before me.” Acidalia eases from her resting spot on her master’s thigh, kneeling before him. “Master is what you want of me?” She asks. “Yes, but I want you to unzip my pants and pull out my cock.” He commands. “Now, bow and hold your closed mouth against my penis.” Master explains to her. Acidalia, kneeling face pressed against her master’s genitals. She feels her face getting warm from her breathing. His cock becomes harder and harder as she pays her penance firmly in his crotch. His now erect penis has pushed against her eye. As a good submissive she only did as her master has instructed her to do. Master entangles his fingers in her hair, pulling her head up he asks her, “Do you think I am a good master?” Acidal

Who The Hell Does This?
So this is my post Easter playback. Up until Friday Easter was just going to be a quiet day at home. Just me and my roommate. But those plans changed. Saturday was going to be my egg coloring day (yes, I still do that...for myself...at 33). My roommate and a friend were going to color eggs with me. Her boyfriend decided to join us. My friend Mike and his girlfriend were also supposed to be there...but Mike's birthday fell on that Saturday, so he opted out. They were gonna go to dinner at Outback instead. Apparently Mike's girlfriend got sick, so they were gonna postpone the birthday dinner and come color eggs with us afterall. So I went out and bought more eggs and coloring kits. To finalize plans I texted him to ask if he was coming...and he said no, but he'd be over for Easter dinner. Now where Easter dinner was concerned I was doing the lion's share of the cooking and stuff. My friends Ben and Amber were making a Southwest salad, I was cooking a rib roast, chicken

More Bad News On Mom In Law
We talked with the doctors this weekend and its looking pretty bad. They say that they do a trial breathing test each morning to see how she is going to do breathing on her own. She is not doing well at all. She has pnumonia in both lungs, pretty bad, and her lungs are so weak already thats its taken a toll on her. The doctors ask my husband Saturday to start thinking about how long he wants to keep her on the ventalator. Considering he is the medical power of attorney, it is primalary his decision, although he will discuss this with the rest of the family, he is the one that has to sign the papers. It has taken a lot out of both of us. Along with others in his family. Please continue to keep us in your prayers that God help us to make the right decision regarding what is best for her. And on another note. Thoes of my friends that smoke, please consider quiting. Every one of my mother in laws problems are related to her smoking. Please consider your families and what they are going

Sorry I Am Not Taking Voodoo For No Ct Hubby !
Show Recent Messages (F3) Shawn Thompson: am now maria martinez: what u doing? Shawn Thompson: just had a shower Shawn Thompson: u alone? maria martinez: yeah Shawn Thompson: wanna see ur baby naked? Shawn Thompson: okay wat? maria martinez: well what did u do yesterday Shawn Thompson: played my game lol Shawn Thompson: u wanna see down there? maria martinez: lol maria martinez: why u want to show me? Shawn Thompson: ur my girl Shawn Thompson: and its all urs Shawn Thompson: so i take that as yes lol Shawn Thompson: so lol maria martinez: don't u work today? Shawn Thompson: in like 3hours maria martinez: what do u do? Shawn Thompson: service clerk maria martinez: at what kind of store? Shawn Thompson: grocey shawn Thompson: so u dont wanna watch me cum then maria martinez: naw Shawn Thompson: ur cam fixed? maria martinez: no son never showed up and he's not answering his cell either i hope he's okay Shawn Thompson: im horny for u Shawn Thompson: so what

Lp
i put my trust in you and pushed as far as i can go..for all this theres only one thing you should know...i've lied to you the same way that i always do, this is the last smile that i fake for the sake of being with you...why i never walked away, why i play myself this way, now i see that destiny pushes me away!!!

There Is A Man...
There always was this man I dreamed about. One that opened my door, paid for little things, said wonderful things to me. Made me see life differently. When I was in High School my sister was dating 3 different men all at the same time. Her quote was: "not one of them makes the perfect man, but all three together make the perfect man. One is great in bed, one pays for everything, and one is really intelligent. Rachel You'll never find the perfect man, the one that is all of these things." So for years I searched for him, I was out to prove her wrong, I wanted to show her that there are men out there like that. Well over the years she found her perfect man, apperently Todd is all of the three things that she wanted. So while she proved herself wrong, I just recently proved her wrong. I met that perfect man when I was young, we would always run into each other. I never thought about having any type of relationship with him besides just sex. So about 13 years after first meetin

Joke
Lawyers should never ask a Southern grandma a question if they aren't prepared to hear the answer. In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, an elderly grandmother to the stand. He approached her and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know me?" She responded, "Why, yes, know you, Mr. Williams. I've known you since you were a young boy, and frankly, you've been a big disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your wife, and you manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you're a big shot when you haven't the brains to realize you never will amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you." The lawyer was stunned! Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know the defense attorney?" She again replied, "Why, yes, I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since he was a youngster, too. He's lazy, bigoted, and he has a drinking problem. He can't bui

Thank You
I just want too thank every one for the love and support!! As everyone knows my sister and I just lost our grandfather on Friday.. I won't be on much, but I will check in from time to time and let everyone know how we're doin! Thanxs again everyone and have a great week!! :)) Jenn

The Lawyer And The Blonde
A lawyer and a blonde woman happen to be sitting next to each other on a flight from LA to New York. The lawyer leans over to the blonde and asks if she would like to play a fun game. The blonde is tired and just wants to take a nap, so she politely declines and turns over to the window to catch a few winks. The lawyer persists, saying that the game is really easy and a lot of fun. He explains how the game works. "I ask you a question; and, if you don't know the answer, you pay me and vice-versa." Again, the blonde politely declines and tries to get some sleep. The lawyer figures that since his opponent is a blonde he will easily win the match, so he makes another offer. "Okay, how about this. If you don't know the answer, you pay me only $5; but, if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500." This catches the blonde's attention and figuring that there will be no end to this torment unless she plays, she agrees to play the game. The lawyer asks the fi

Ok Everyone Im About To Go To Work But Need You To Continue To Comment In The Lips Contest So I Can At Least Cum In 2nd ;-)
THE LIPS CONTEST IS ONLY FOR THE WEEKEND AND THE OTHER ONE I FELL BEHIND IN BEING SICK ALL WEEK :-( IM IN THE SEXY LIPS CONTEST AND ALSO WHICH COLOR HAIR IS THE SEXIEST.. HERE ARE THE LINKS IF YOU GET AROUND TO HELPING OUT THAT WOULD BE GREAT ;-).. SEXIEST LIPS CONTEST WHICH COLOR HAIR IS THE SEXIEST THANKS FOR YOUR HELP IN ADVANCE MICHELLE AKA HOOVERGIRL COMMENT BOMBING ALLOWED SO COMMENT TILL YOUR FINGERS HURT ;-)!!

Update On My Grandfather
My Grandfather is still on this earth, Hip and Socket still fractured.. still on different doses of hydrocodone that doesnt work. He passed the stress test to schedule the surgery for hip replacement, the Dr's give him a 10% chance of survival, and say the surgery is a must because ganegreen can set in and cause more health problems. Well, yesterday my Grandmother said she can already smell the rotting flesh. As soon as we get a surgery date set, my family and I will be in Colorado for my Grandfather. I spoke with him yesterday for Easter, he did'nt even know who I was. I pray he passes before the surgery so they dont have to waste all that money for nothing. He has lived a good long life and has no regrets.. he isnt afraid of dying. He knows where he is going after death. He has made all the peace he can in this world. So I pray he passes soon. I love him too much to know the pain he is living in and cant do a thing about it. Its been very hard on my dad, and the re

Rick's Pimp List
THIS IS MY CURRENT LIST OF PEOPLE THAT I HAVE TOLD I WOULD HELP. I HAVE BEEN A LITTLE LAX IN HELPING THEM AND I AM GETTING ON IT, MAYBE YOU CAN HELP ME OUT BY HELPING THEM. 1 MONTH BLAST, NEEDS 25,000 COMMENTS. 1 MONTH BLAST, NEEDS 25,000 COMMENTS. FOR A 30 DAY BLAST: CUP OF JOE'S CONTEST, 1st PLACE WINS HAPPY HOUR, 2nd-4th GET A BLAST ENDS APRIL 26th 2007

Just Found Out...
Anyone who has read my profile or who knows me outside of CT, knows my oldest son is in the United States Marine Corp...He did get to come home for the Easter holiday and is still sleeping this mornin', in my bed where I KNOW he is safe and sound for the time being...He did let me in on a bit of info tho... Come July there stands a very strong chance that he will be going back to Iraq...This will be his third time of going... I know it is his carrer of choosing but he signed up exactly 2 months b4 9/11, on July 11... Come July I will become a basket case if he goes back, and will be calling you guys and gals of Cherry Tap to become my support group....I know you all will be there for me tho, ya'll always are...Just wanted to give ya'll the heads up... My love goes out to each and everyone of you who may know or have someone in the military... Will keep ya'll updated as the time gets nearer and then passes....

What Happened To Us?
What happened to us? Where did you go? If you have an answer, Won't you let me know? Our friendship is fading, One that used to be so strong, Thought it would never happen, But I guess that I was wrong? We both made promises, And now we're falling away, What happened to the words? All we had to say. Vowed we'd always be there, Right until the end, Never let go we said, No need to pretend. But now you've broken again, It's like you don't need me around, You're slowly pushing me away, Further into the ground. Never text anymore, To say if you're all right, Never say that you worry, As long as I'm out of sight. You're falling into yourself, Letting it get the best of you, You won't let me in, Won't tell me what to do. And it really hurts, Because I can't be there, A lot has happened to me, But I let you know that I still care. So what's going on with us? I'm praying for you to let me know, I feel like we're drifting, And I don't want to l

To All My Friends
TODAY WILL BE MY LAST DAY ON HERE UNTIL SUNDAY. I START WORK AGAIN ON WEDNESDAY AND MY SCHEDULE WILL ONLY ALLOW ME TO BE ON HERE SUNDAYS AND MONDAYS FOR A FEW WEEKS. I LOVE YOU ALL AND WILL MISS CHATTING WITH YOU BUT I WON'T FORGET YOU. I'LL STILL BE AROUND. HAVE A WONDERFUL DAY!!!! JIM

Still Here
Thanks to everyone who has left me love lately....I have spent the last two and a half weeks in and out of the hospital and haven't been online at all. I'm home now, I believe on the mend, and feeling like a new woman. I hope you all had a great Easter!

My Daughter
MY DAUGHTER IS A CON ARTIST. AS MOST OF MY FRIENDS KNOW I AM THE DIVORVCED FATHER OF A 9 YR OLD GIRL. SHE KNOWS THERE IS NO EASTER BUNNY OR TOOTH FAIRY OR ETC. AND YET SHE STILL PRETENDS SHE DOES. WHY YOU ASK? WELL, I HEARD HER TALKING TO A LITTLE NEIGHBOR BOY WHO WAS CHALLENGING HER BELIEFS IN SUCH CHARACTERS SUCH AS THE EASTER BUNNY. WHEN I HEAR HER SHHHHHUSING HIM AND SAID IF I KNOW OR LET THEM KNOW I KNOW ~~ I WON'T GET AS MUCH~ IF I SAY THERE IS NO SANTA_ DO YOU THINK I WILL STILL GET PRESENTS FROM SANTA AND MY DAD~~ NO! MY OLDER COUSINS DON'T GET AN EASTER BASKETFUL OF GOOD STUFF~~ SO I AM SAYING NOTHING!! SO I AM IN TROUBLE. AND CONNING ME AT NINE MAY GOD, MOTHER EARTH, THE GREAT SPIRIT OR WHOEVER HAVE MERCY ON MY SOUL!! DAN

My King (do You Know Him?)
This message was a definitive wake-up call for me. I truly needed this message. If you don't know who Jesus is or what he's about, read on. If you do, here's a reminder. My King was born King. The Bible says He’s the seven-way King. He’s the King of the Jews- that is a racial King. He’s the King of Israel - that’s a national king. He’s the King of righteousness, He’s the King of the ages, He’s the King of heaven, He’s the King of glory, He’s the King of kings and He is the Lord of lords. Now, that’s my King. Well, I wonder if you know Him. Do you know Him? Don’t try to mislead me - do you know my King? David said, “The heavens declare the glory of God and the firmament shows His handiwork.” My King is the only one, whom there is no means of measure can define His limitless love. No far-seeing telescope can bring into visibility the coastline of His shore less supplies. No barriers can hinder Him from pouring out His blessing. He’s enduringly strong. He’s e

Confusion
Confusion..... story of my life. For someone who always wants to know the "whys" of everything, confusion will land you in the nuthouse. I just have to stop trying to understand everything and just let whatever will happen happen. If I don't quit trying to understand I will end up hiding in that "cave" of mine again.

Sex On The Beach
He opens the door and holds his hand out to help her out of the truck. She graciously excepts and says thank you as she gets out of the truck. He wears a pair of black khakis a white long sleeve dress shirt underneath a grey lightweight sweater. He smiles as he watches her staring at her outfit; an ankle length lilac colored sundress with matching jacket, black highheels and a pearl choker necklace. He closes the door behind her and grabs the picnic basket then offers her his arm, they walk down to the enclosed gazebo that sits by the beach. The gazebo has a table that seats 2, a brick grill, a wicker loveseat with cushions, an endtable with a radio. They walk in and she sits on the loveseat while he starts unpacking the picnic basket setting out the plates, glasses, and food. He turns the grill on to get it hot enough to make bbq ribs, and he then turns the radio on to soft music. He sits next to her admiring how beautiful she is and wondering what he is thinking she blushes and smile

More Of The Way I Feel
Life seems so dark and alone to me Family so cold and unloving Friends so distant and unreachable I look around the room and see lonliness and dispare Only to reach out and see no one there Lifes cold and lonely grasp has its hold on me Wish there was something or someone i could see Someone who understands why its meant to be.. The hurt so hard and deep plagues me,makes me wonder why i even go on.. Theres nothing here for me other then my 3 kids Id love to move far far away and say to hell with family and the way things are.. You know sometimes in life theres many things that are not understood and to me my parents are one of those, Easter Sunday I visited the parents as i normally do and asked if i could check my messages , so i logged onto cherrytap and checked them and signed back out, well to make a long story short, when i left my parents checked the history tab to see where i had been ( which is bullshit to begin with im 38 yrs old) so in order to see my page

The Colors Of Friendship!
The colors of friendship! Pink is for giving so generously and for always being there for me. Yellow is for memories of laughter and tears that shine undimmed throughout the years. >Purple is for sharing the deepest parts of the cherished dreams within our hearts. Green is for helping me to grow in more ways than you know. Blue is for loyalty, tried and true, knowing that I can count on you. I thank God for the gifts our friendship holds, Most of all for your heart of gold!

Check Out A Cool Lounge On Ct!
Come chat with us in our lounge just click the picture. EveryOne to join the Lounge will Get a V.I.P.gift from me as u join! I'll be waiting to see everyone come by and say hi! Thanks Maria

Update
Well I figured I would give you all an update on whats going on. Im still working now full time here in Pryor at Kum N Go. I actually really enjoy the job too!!! As far as the rec center, I did get voted in to start working there, but I cant do it because the hours are 4p-8pm instead of the noon-4pm that she said it was going to be. And I go in as early as 7pm sometimes. But its okay because Ihave been getting called into the Kum N Go in claremore on bluestarr road more often now on my days off. So thats basically my part time job there even though its the same job. But I enjoy doing it so it doesnt bother me! Also mom and dad came over and brought me there car last night!!! Im using there car until Iget my own, but htey got there newcar finally. So its nice to have car again not havng to rely on anyone else!!! But everything is going pretty good here so far. Just now waiting on my taxes to get done to find out how much of a tax return Im getting this year!! Im off to sleep peeps!! Lo

R I P Fat Tony
AFTER A LONG HARD FIGHT WITH CONGESTIVE HEART FAILURE FAT TONY, OWNER OF DAMAGE INC RADIO, PASSED AWAY SATURDAY , APRIL 7TH @ 8:30PM IN HIS HOME IN NEW JERSEY... HE WILL BE SURELY MISSED.. NOONE CAN EVER SAY A BAD WORD ABOUT THIS MAN AS HE WAS A WONDERFUL FATHER, FRIEND AND DJ AND WAS ALWAYS KIND TO EVERYONE... HE LEAVES BEHIND A 4 YEAR OLD SON ANTHONY JR, WHO HE LOVED MORE THEN HIS OWN LIFE ITSELF.. HIS GIRLFRIEND LISA AND HIS MOM... WE LOVE AND MISS YOU TONY!!

Three In One! I'm B To The O To The R E D
survey time!!! Appearance: I'm short: false I have scars: true I tan easily: true (i'm native american... dur!) I burn easily: false I wish my hair was a different color: FALSEEEEE I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color: true I wear glasses or contacts: true I have 5 or more piercings: true I have/had piercing in places besides my ears: true I have freckles: false (maybe one day i will tattoo them on) Relationships: I'm in one right now: true I miss someone right now: true I've gotten divorced: false I've had a crush on a teacher: true I've hugged a stranger: true Embarrassment: I've laughed so hard I've cried: true I've glued my hand to something: true I've laughed till some kind of beverage came out of my nose: true I've had my pants rip/drop in public: true I was born with a disease/impairment: false I've sat in a doctor's office with a friend: true I've had my wisdom teeth removed: true I've had a serious surgery: true I've had chi

Dear Abbey
DEAR ABBY: I recently ended a nine-month relationship with a 40-year-old man I'll call Shallow Hal. I was head over heels in love with him. We had a lot in common and our personalities were compatible, but there was one major problem. Hal loved everything about me, but his love for me was contingent upon my losing weight. Hal told me that when I lost weight, he would treat me better, let me meet his family and introduce me to his friends. Until I did, he denied me all those things, including hugs and kisses. For nine months Hal strung me along, and I believed that losing weight would change everything and we would end up together, happily ever after. I am currently working on my master's in counseling psychology, and I should have known better. Clearly, Hal did not accept me for who I was, and I should have ended the relationship long ago because he was not into me. Some days he didn't know if he ever wanted to get married and have kids; other days he did. He was definitely unstabl

More Thought On Living Again And Letting Go
I have also been doing a lot of thinking about myself lately. I think that I have been in too many failed relationships. Trying to figure out what I have done wrong in each and everyone is hard because some of them I put entirely too much into. I have lost me in the process of all of this. Which is truly a sad thought. What I mean by this is I rearrange all my beliefs , hopes and dreams to fit what that person wanted at the time. I have decided not anymore. I want someone who wants the same things I want. There is someone out there for everyone. I want that one that is for me. I have put a lot of thought into this person and every single man I have been with has helped me to a point on figuring out who this person would be. I believe that people come in your life for a reason. Be it just to help you through something you do not know is coming or to show you something. Some may come and go but everyone leaves their own special mark on your heart and soul. It may be

R.i.p. Colleen Ill Never Forget You =( =(
Grief never ends, But it changes. It’s a passage, Not a place to stay. The sense of loss Must give way, If we’re to value The life that was lived. Grief is not a sign of weakness, Nor a lack of faith, It is the price of love. COLLEEN, We loved you and miss greatly. We are also thinking of you. Love, Douglas and family =( =( =( =( =( Colleen was the best person ever ive known her and her family since i was a young kid she lived in Redlands California where i was born and raised but now im in bama will always miss you and your never be forgotin in my heart colleen =( =( =(

A Friend Of Mine
KNEW HE WAS OUT THERE...JUS WAS HARD TO FIND NOT MY MAN OR ANYTHING...JUS A FRIEND OF MINE ALWAYS RIGHT ON TIME WHEN I NEED A LENDING EAR ALWAYS RIGHT ON TIME WHEN I NEED TO SHED A TEAR NOT AFRAID TO OPEN UP..NOT AFRAID TO LET ME IN NOT AFRAID TO SHOW ME THE REAL MEANING OF A FRIEND NOT TOO QUICK TO JUDGE ON ALL THE DRAMA I DEAL WIT JUS QUICK TO LET ME KNOW I NEED TO RID MYSELF OF THAT SHIT SO THANKS FOR IT ALL....FOR UR TIME, PATIENCE, AND HONESTY THANKS FOR LETTIN ME LOVE YOU AND THANK U FOR LOVIN' ME!!!

Loss
To all my friends and fans -- I will not be on here this much this week as my grandfather passed away Friday night -- I will try and check my messages and return any love that you leave for me as soon as I can -- Hope that you all have a wonderful week!! Hugss and kisses to you all Jacque~~his#1girl

Crack Whores
This blog has nothing to do with crack whores. I just like the way that looks as a title. OF course, now that you know it's not about crack whores, you're all likely to leave at this point. Well go on. Who needs you? Stinky, ungrateful, crack-whore-loving dinks.

To My Mom & All Mom's Out There...
Open her heart to the blessings around her. Teach her that fantasies are the wings of the spirit. Guide her with love and quiet persuasion. Mothers and Daughters We're daughters and mothers, not so long ago. We give and take and take and give along time's endless row. Love is passed, and love received. To be passed on again: A precious heirloom Twice, twice blessed, a spiritual cardigan. I'll put it on and treasure it when I have received, and when the roles are reverse again. I'll have what I most need. Our love will go on and on, a hundred thousand years. Mothers and daughters, daughters and mothers which are through joys and other tears. My mom Is Very Sweet and always caring. She worries about me when I am in school, and she makes sure that I get where I am going. She cares whenever I get hurt. She cares whenever I am sad and depressed. The best of all, my mom loves me, and who lives with her, when I’m good and bad. She makes me happy with a hug and kiss, but she holds my hand wh

Random Thoughts And My Life
ALONE I share my life with you. I live alone. You stand right next to me. I stand alone. I give my heart to you. I love alone. Your mind is closed to me. I think alone. I lay in bed with you. I lie alone. You don't touch me. I cry alone. I reach for you. I feel alone. You turn you back to me. I am alone. Lilia Roberts

How I Feel Today
Silence, Emptiness, And Confusion by Bek Silence builds an awful wreckage of a girl It feeds on loneliness and creates a void Gray shadows haunt and torment and torture A teenager is stricken and destroyed There is no sound of laughter or happiness here The little one has thrown in the towel today Somber, melancholy moods decay the soul It is futile to hope and dream and pray Emptiness builds a home in this woman In this girl, this child where hollows have bred A deepening sea of nowhereness consumes And eats away at every connecting thread Confusion feeds like a savage inside her, Leaving nothing considered worthy remains Destined to walk through life less ordinary Alone, exiled, different and disdained.

Song Of The Day! Morning Edition!
heee heee remember this band :D the Presidents of the United States of america with Peaches! this was the most ridiculous song ever in my opinion but i love it so enjoy :D movin' to the country gonna eat a lot of peaches i'm movin' to the country i'm gonna eat me a lot of peaches i'm movin' to the country i'm gonna eat a lot of peaches movin' to the country i'm gonna eat a lot of peaches peaches come from a can they were put there by a man in a factory downtown if i had my little way i'd eat peaches everyday sun soakin bulges in the shade movin' to the country i'm gonna eat a lot of peaches movin' to the country i'm gonna eat a lot of peaches i'm movin to the country gonna eat a lot of peaches movin' to the country gonna eat a lot of peaches i took a little nap where the roots all twist squished a rotten peach in my fist and dreamed about you woman i poked my finger down inside makin' a little room for a ant to hide nature's candy in my hand or can or a pie

Poem I Wrote "vampire's Kiss"
“Vampire’s Kiss” Copywrite 2001 I licked my lips and pressed them onto her wrist. I could feel the tooth marks from where I’d just been and underneath, the slow, warm, pulsing of her vein. I held her arm to my mouth and ran my bottom lip over her skin and she uttered a sound~almost a cry. I wasn’t sure if it was some kind of cry for help, or of submissive ecstasy, or a little bit of both. I looked at her face and she was a stunning vision. Rose petal eyelids closed softly and her beautiful lips parted slightly into the shape of a heart. It was the kind of relaxation you really only see when a child’s asleep. Total trust and sheer abandon. It was at that point, the only vision I had was to pierce her flesh and taste the metallic, salty richness of her coursing blood. That moment in time that we were sharing….stopped. It was the kind of beauty you can’t even wrap your brain around. The only way you feel to comprehend the emotion is to drink it in…make it part of you…

Specialness?
it seems to me there are too many sweets in the dish, like the little kid we are tempted by each. yet.. is a whole bowl good for us really? as for myself, I would sooner offer 100% to just one, possible somthing special. it would be only too simple... to have 20 friends or even sleep with each of them, but what then would one have to offer each friend ??? 5% ??? Forget that! There is nothing special in 5% of any person ! Thats Settling for Less than your worth. If it's not unique, special, and un-devided, then i simply do Not want it ! Did that in high school. Like a candy dish, once everyones bitten all the pieces, left the wrappers all over town, theres nothing special anymore. The same time wasted online could be time spent watching the most incredible sunsets ever, with somone special wayyy beyond any the normal flattering bullsht gimme gimme i want i want people. I'm huggmeok on yahoo when you one day aggree.

The Flight......tonight
Her flight from LAX to Iowa was perfect. Hope the rest of this little excursion goes as well, she thought as she exited the plane and filed into the bustling airport along with the other passengers on this lovely Saturday afternoon. Since her only luggage was the tote bag that she carried which contained the essentials she’d need, there was no need to locate the baggage carousel. She did, however, see a cozy lounge where she escaped from the crowd of people who were rushing to and from their flights. As she sipped her White Russian, the Brown haired Blue eyed vixen of a business woman thought about the situation. She had flown a thousand miles for a meeting. This, however, would not be a board meeting or a high-end meeting with some deep-pocketed client. It would be a meeting with the person she’d been in contact with via email for nearly six months. He’d written a story that she identified with so much that she wrote Him a complimentary communication. That led to additional ch

Are You A Shady Lady?
Ladies, Do you consider yourself both independant and adventurous? Have you ever wondered what it would be like to star in your very own adult website? Would you like to make an assload of money working only a couple hours a week? Well, the Shady Bastards want you! We a currently looking for fresh faces to introduce into the adult industry. We only have a few guidelines. You must: -be at least 18 years of age -have two valid forms of I.D. -have a few hours free each week for photo and video shoots -a sexy assortment of clothing -live in the Tampa Bay area (some acceptions can be made) Shady Productions have been creating adult websites for over 8 years, and have developed several extensive affiliate programs. Through our pre-existing affiliates, your website will be immediately marketed through multiple outlets. Keep in mind we are looking for models for adult websites, so there will be nudity involved. Anything and everything beyond nudity is completely up to

Best Place To Find....?
Where is the best place to find cartoon animations? I havea friend that wants me to find some and email em to her phone. Anyone know where to find some Teen Titans ones? I guess she is looking for the naughty animations. Any and all help would be appreciated. Thanks and have a great day! B

Friend
FOR YOU, MY FRIEND Of all the friends I've ever met, You're the one I won't forget. And if I die Before you do I'll go to heaven And wait for you I'll give the angels Back their wings And risk the loss Of everything Just to prove My friendship is true I'm thankful to have Family and Friends like you!

Old Folks
Old Folks are Worth a Fortune Author Unknown Old folks are worth a fortune: with silver in their hair, gold in their teeth, stones in their kidneys, lead in their feet and gas in their stomachs. I have become a lot more social with the passing of the years; some might even call me a frivolous old gal. I’m seeing five gentlemen every day. As soon as I wake, Will Power helps me get out of bed. Then I go to see John. Then Charley Horse comes along, and when he is here he takes a lot of my time and attention. When he leaves, Arthur Ritis shows up and stays the rest of the day. (He doesn’t like to stay in one place very long, so he takes me from joint to joint.) After such a busy day, I’m really tired and glad to go to bed---with Ben Gay. What a life! Ps. the preacher came to call the other day. He said that at my age I should be thinking about the hereafter. I told him I do---all the time. No matter where I am---in the parlor, upstairs, in the kit

God's Grand Plan
Sanctification: God’s Grand Plan - Jeremiah 29:11 The Lord has a wonderful plan for our lives. And it can be summed up in a single word, sanctification. If you’re scratching your head about the meaning of that term, you’re not alone. Many people don’t know its definition. But believers need to understand the word because it defines them. Sanctify, the verb form of sanctification, means “to make holy” or “to separate.” When something is sanctified, it is separated from a common use to a sacred one. In the Old Testament, the Lord sanctified a number of things. He made the seventh day holy, set aside the Levite tribe as priests, and even consecrated places like the Holy of Holies in the tabernacle (Genesis 2:3; Numbers 3). The Lord still sanctifies people today. Romans 5:10 says we are enemies of God before we accept Jesus. But the moment someone trusts Jesus Christ as his personal Savior, his sins are wiped away. He’s adopted into the

Here's An Update
HERE'S AN UPDATE ON WHT'S GOIN ON! Went to finaly have a mammogram done April 5th,should be gettin the results this Tuesday (I hope,I'm tired of waitin!) So as soon as I get the results bck,thr'll be a blog bout it,so keep ur fingers crossed for me,ok? peace & Lv to all!

My Weekend
So this weekend has been awesome. Im at school right now (still drunk from free beer last night). One of my good friends has got some foreign exchange students from France stayin with her this week n i must say they are cool ppl. Its a guy n a gurl n they both crack me up. They take pictures of almost everything lol! Im sure more fun is to come for the week.

Rocklahoma Fest!
http://www.shopfeverfest.com/ July 13-15th,2007 GO TO THIS SITE & SEE WHO'S COMING TO PRYOR,OK. A 1ST EVER ROCKLAHOMA FEST! SOME KICKASS BANDS ARE GONNA BE THERE! I HOPE TO BE THR TOO! HERE'S ALL THE 80'S BANDS THAT'LL BE THERE; TWISTED SISTER,POISON,LA GUNS,RATT,WHITE LION,WARRANT,STEELHEART,SOUL,RIDER,FASTER PUSSYCAT,BULLET BOY,Y&T,QUIET RIOT,WINGER,FIREHOUSE,SLAUGHTER,SKID ROW,W.A.S.P,GREAT WHITE,JACKYL,VINCE NEIL,ZENDOZER,DOKKEN Music Video:WALK AWAY (by Dokken)Music Video Code provided by Video Code Zone

What's Worse Than Being Called Sir?
I maybe a lot of things to a lot of people, but one thing I'm not is serious, despite my outward demeanor. :). Anyone who's spent any length of time with me knows that I can be a clown at times despite having aristocratic manners. I hate when people address me as SIR, especially if they're older than me. I understand younger people saying it, they just don't know any better, lol. But come on people - that prefix should be reserved for your dads and grandfathers. Anyways, enough of my ranting, I thought I'd tell a joke instead. If you think it's amusing feel free to comment. There was a cucumber, a pickle, and a penis sitting around talking about how their lives sucked. The cucumber "Man, my life sucks. When I get big, fat, and juicy, they cut me up and stick me on a salad." The pickle looks at him and says, "You think you have it bad? When I get big, fat, and juicy, they stick me in vinegar, put spices on me, and stick me in a jar." The penis looks at him and says, "You t

Erotica: Visit
Maybe it wasn't really a conscious decision. They had been dating for over a year and half, and living together for over a year of that time. Their life together was unique, almost idyllic. They had just bought a house on two acres, a little distance from town. There were gardens, dogs, animals. The place helped to foster a genuine love between them. And Sam loved her more deeply then anything he had ever felt, and she him. It was often beyond words, beyond description. Perhaps that's the reason why the request didn't strike Sam as anything beyond innocent. Kay's ex-boyfriend Lee was in town for a visit in the Fall. Her first real love. They had split over two years back. She hadn't seem him since. A potter, recluse, artist-type, Lee was much taller--about 6'5"-- and a half-decade younger--late-20s--than Sam. Lee had a thick beard and very short curly chestnut brown hair that was cropped close to his head, and lanky frame. When Kay asked about Lee visiting the house (and maybe "s

Monday! Again?!
The weeks are flying by a little too quickly for me, lol! Taylor and Dakota have the day off from school. Lucky them! I have an early client, 4 total, today. So, it's upwards and onwards for me, lol! The family Easter festivities were the usual raucus affair, lots and lots of little kids!! Little Aidan slept through most of it, lol. He is such a sweetie, but then I love infants!! I did take some pics and will post them when I have time. Not very many, and not the best quality, as no one would hold still, lmao! I will be off and running soon! Have a wonderful Monday, everyone! Much love and warm hugs, one and all! Blessings, all over the place! Much later, my friends!

Driving
OK so i have just had my first driving lesson and almost killed someone but on the whole i think it went well god how scary is driving stil im sure seeing me behind the wheel will scare people more any way hope you are all having fun out there and i will keep you posted on my new foray in to the world of driving tp

Leave Us A Message Please We Love And Miss U All
> HI EVERYONE HOW ARE ALL DOING? THIS WAS SET UP SO ALL OF YOU COULD SEND OUT A MESSAGE TO UR FRIENDS UR FAMILY MEMBERS AND ME IF U WOULD LIKE TO LET THEM KNOW WHAT UR THINKING AND ALL U NEED TO KNOW IS THERE NAME, UNIT, BRANCH AND LEAVE UR NAME AND MESSAGE TO THAT SOLDIER WHICH U SHOULD KNOW THERE RANK TO AND I WILL PERSONALLY SEE TO IT THEY HERE YOUR MESSAGE SO PLEASE PASS THIS ALONG ACROSS CT AND LET US HERE FROM U ALL THANK YOU AND GOD BLESS! MASTER GUNNERY SERGEANT JEFF ONEILL OF THE USMC~SEMPERFI~ PS I NEED EVERYONE TO NOT ONLY A OMMENT ON HERE BUT I NEED U ALL TO LEAVE A VOICE RECORDED MESSAGE ON THE REORDER BELOW THANK YOU

Monday Links: Frank Vincent, Yabo Cam, New Boobs On Rate My Wow, Traveling Virus This Weekend, New Videos
LISTEN TO TODAY'S SHOW ON AUDIBLE (link usually active by 3pm EST) Good morning and happy Monday, kids! It's a slightly chilly Monday morning here in the Big Fat Apple, but the Opie and Anthony Show is ready to broadcast. This morning on the show, we celebrate the return of The Sopranos with our pal Frank Vincent, who is checking in to the show. We're also running to the defense of our pal Don Imus, who is going head-to-head with Al Sharpton over some comments he made. As always, if you want to check out any of the show, you can flip on your Paltalk and watch it all happen LIVE. Then, you can get completely distracted by all the naked women on their webcams...just like us.(and no, you don't need a webcam to check out all the video feeds) Opie was talking about the YABO CAM VIDEO earlier this morning. Those are some HUGE boobs. There are STILL TICKETS LEFT for the Opie and Anthony Traveling Virus, which is coming to The Joint at the Hard Rock Hotel and Casino in Las Vegas THIS

Just What Is The American Dream?
Good morning this the day after Easter. How are you doing? I am doing fine, tired but fine. Tried putting down wood flooring and a bit of tile around the French doors on the main floor. I am glad Jax and Mandy were able to help my knees are sore enough. I heard a car commercial on the way into work this morning and it has me thinking. The commercial had a salesman trying to sell potential customers on the slogan to be able “To live the American Dream.” Ok, I am American and for the life of me I have no clue what the American Dream is. Do you know? I mean, I do not hear any other countries say what the Arab dream is, The French Dream, The China dream… although the last two sound like porn stars… But, you get my point. If anyone in another country hears their country say the Country they live in Dream then please let me know. I can only guess is the American Dream is to have a Home, Financially set, A family, A Great job and gosh I don’t know… what is it??? I mean I have often heard of i

Fuck For Everybody
Perhaps one of the most interesting and colorful words in the English language today is the word "fuck." It is the one magical word which, just by its sound, can describe pain, pleasure, love and hate. In language, "fuck" falls into many grammatical categories. It can be used as a verb, both transitive (John fucked Mary) and intransitive (Mary was fucked by John). It can be an action verb (John really gives a fuck), a passive verb (Mary really doesn't give a fuck), an adverb (Mary is fucking interested in John), or as a noun (Mary is a terrific fuck). It can also be used as an adjective (Mary is fucking beautiful) or an interjection (Fuck! I'm late for my date with Mary). It can even be used as a conjunction (Mary is easy, fuck she's also stupid). As you can see, there are very few words with the overall versatility of the word "fuck". Aside from its sexual connotations, this incredible word can be used to describe many situations: 1. Greetings "How the fuck are ya?" 2. Fraud

New Poem
Mind in shambles Heart in shackles A simple touch A simple caress A loving gesture Nothing less Hurt fills my old wounds Love awaiting a warm hand Fear to beat again Fear to show weakness Blinded by hatred Cursed with a broken heart Warn thin Protected more than you will ever know Enter if you are Walk in at your own risk A jaded heart A broken soul Hurt deep down to the core Nothing matters Nothing will Trust that hurt is what i bring Trust that hurt is what you'll recieve Forget me Forget what i can do Forget all together.... Forget

Stuff
The immaturity of some people amazes me. Earlier this evening I watched the first episode of Mind of Mencia: Season 3, and at the end of the episode Carlos mentioned his website. So, I go to it and check out his blog. Well, in his blog there are a shit-ton of comments about how Carlos is a "joke-thief" and how he needs to come up with his own material and all of this crap! At first I was like, "What the fuck are these people ranting about, why are they trashing him like this?!" Then there were other comments about this Joe Rogan guy and either how Rogan is better than Carlos, or that Carlos is better than him and all of this shit. So, I investigated... I looked up some history on Carlos, whose name is actually Ned, and looked up this Joe Rogan guy, (I'm sorry, I'd never heard of him before, at least didn't remember his name, shows how significant he was to me, right?!), and found this guy's website. Well, I check out his website, at least his forum board, and see the way he talks about

Rip Fat Tony
This is a repost from Fat Sonny Music Video:Music Video Code provided by Video Code Zone WE LOST A GREAT FRIEND AND BROTHER THIS EASTER WEEKEND HIS 4 YEAR FIGHT WITH CONGESTIVE HEART FAILURE HE LEAVES BEHIND HIS SON ANTHONY JR HIS GIRLFRIEND LISA HIS MOTHER IN CALIFORNIA AND HIS SISTER HE LEAVES BEHIND SOME OUTRAGEOUS ARTWORK AND A LOT OF GOOD TIMES AND LAUGHTER I SPENT TIME REAL LIFE TIME WITH TONY AND HIS SON HE WAS A GIANT WITH A GIANT HEART THIS IS HOW SHORT LIFE IS FOLKS IT COMES AND GOES IN A BLINK HE WAS STILL A KID 32 YEARS AIN'T LONG ENOUGH TO CALL IT AN ENTIRE LIFE BUT THE MAN SURE AS HELL TRIED HE LIVED THE YEARS BEFORE HIS STROKE RIDING HIS HARLEY AND DOING HIS TATTOOS LIVING THE WAY HE WANTED HE HAD A MASS STROKE THE WEEK HIS SON WAS BORN AND HAS BEEN IN POOR HEALTH SINCE I PERSONALLY ALONG WITH A LOT OF OTHERS I LOST A GREAT FRIEND AND A BROTHER YOU CAN ALL GO TO HIS PAGE AND SEE IN HIS FAMILY LIST WHO HIS FRIENDS WERE HIS REAL FRIEND

~think Think Think~
Read Each One Carefully & Think About It a Second or Two 1. I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am with you.. 2. No man or woman is worth your tears, & the one who is, won't make you cry. 3. Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have. 4. A true friend is someone who reaches for your hand & touches your heart. 5. The worst way to miss someone is to be sitting right beside them knowing you can' t have them 6. Never frown, even when you are sad, because you never know who is falling in love with your smile. 7. To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world. 8. Don't waste your time on someone, who isn't willing to waste their time on you. 9. Maybe God wants us to meet a few wrong people before meeting the right one, so that when we finally meet the person, we will know how to be grateful. 10. Don't cry because it is over, sm

Mer De Noms
As ripples in a puddle flow smoothly so does time only when corrupted by accidents that werent suppose to happen does one feel lost the souls of many the souls of those long dead loved ones come pouring into our world, the world of the living those we cherish those we admire all gone for the sake of time.... Transmutation into the occult darkness covers all a veil that hides good amoungst bad what is true what could be real? the truth once evil mimics good all can be lost it is said to defeat true evil one must become evil him/herself but in doing so evil still lives on in their hearts an souls...If anything in my heart i feel torn between what is right an just an what is wrong an purely evil the deeds i do to redeem my soul... but amoungst the shadows i go an commit mortal sins, i do not believe in anything but am torn between demons an angels these are very true an real beings whether you believe so or not Creatures with devine aswell as demonic souls walk amoung us in our everyday l

I Hate My Dumb Ass Job!!
i dread going t owork all the time its not cutting the bills or anything im going t otry to become a cocktail waitress i think i would do great im a nice friendly person!!! tell me what you think about the new job situation!!

Sad Walmart Story Read This!!!!!!!!!!!! Or Get Off My List
You are going to cry after you read this sad story. A sister and her brother were inside the new Walmart built in town. The sister at six years of age,the brother seventeen years of age. The brother was fixing to buy a present for his little sister on her birthday, but as soon as they were fixing to leave she had to go to the bathroom. Her brother showed her where it was, he started to look at some earrings she would probably like for her next birthday. As he started to buy them he saw people running from the end of the store screaming and yelling with fear.Before he new it he smelled smoke and saw fire, he ran to his little sister as fast as he could but when he got to the bathrooms they were already on fire. He new he had to get out as fast as he could to get help. But when the firetrucks arrived it was already to late. Two days later the family got a call from the hospital saying they have someone there by the name of Sandy.They asked "How did you get this number"? The hospital sa

Early Fathers Day
I KNOW THIS IS REALLY EARLY BUT I JUST WANTED TO PUT THIS UP..I WILL BE ADDING MORE AS WE GET CLOSER..AND PLEASE IF ANYONE WANTS ME TO ADD TO THIS OR TO MY MOTHERS DAY ONE PLEASE JUST PRIVATE MESSAGE ME ALONG WITH THE PICTURE YOU WANT ME TP USE AND I'LL BE GLAD TO.. THANK YOU, TEXAS GIRL

Walking Tall
HIS SHADOW EXTENDED HALF WAY DOWN THE ROAD HIS SHOULDER BROAD AND THOUGHT UNTOLD, HE DEMANDED RESPECT FROM FRIENDS AND FOES ALIKE BUT TO KNOW HIM ,YOUD HAVE TO LIKE. A TALL MAN,MUSCELLED AND STRONG SET FORTH TO SET RIGHT ALL OTHERS WRONGS. A TEDDY BEAR IN DISGUISE,YOU COULD SEE THE LOVE DEEP IN HIS EYES. HE GAVE TILL HED HURT AND IT NEVER BOTHERED HIM WHEN FROM A FRIEND HED GET BURNT. HE SERVED HIS COUNTRY SO BRAVE AND TRUE. ONLY CARING FOR FOLK LIKE ME AND YOU. HIDING HIS OWN PAIN SO THAT OTHERS MIGHT GAIN. HE WALKED TALL MAKING OTHERS FEEL SMALL HE WALKED TALL GIVING TO OTHERS HIS ALL DESERTED AND LEFT ALONE FOR HIS SINS HE WOULD ATONE THEN CAME THE DAY,AS I KNELT BY HIS BED, I REMEMBERED HIS LAST WORDS TO ME HE SAID. LIFE IS TO SHORT ,TO WORRY OR CRY LIVE IT TO THE FULLEST,TILL YOU DIE. GIVE TO OTHERS AND ASK NOT ANY RETURN GIVE THEM LOVE AND UNDERSTANDING IN WHICH INSIDE YOUR SOUL DOES BURN, HE WALKED TALL YET WAS GENTLE AS A TEDDY BEAR HE WALKED TALL

An Elderly Lady Phoned Her Telephone Company
An elderly lady phoned her telephone company to report that her telephone failed to ring when her friends called - and that on the few occasions when it did ring, her pet dog always moaned right before the phone rang. The telephone repairman proceeded to the scene, curious to see this psychic dog or senile elderly lady. He climbed a nearby telephone pole, hooked in his test set, and dialed the subscriber's house. The phone didn't ring right away, but then the dog moaned loudly and the telephone began to ring. Climbing down from the pole, the telephone repairman found: 1. The dog was tied to the telephone system's ground wire via a steel chain and collar. 2. The wire connection to the ground rod was loose. 3. The dog was receiving 90 volts of signaling current when the phone number was called. 4. After a couple of such jolts, the dog would start moaning and then urinate on himself and the ground. 5. The wet ground would complete the circuit, thus causing the phone to ri

Now More Then Ever
I always knew you were an adorable lady, And a beautiful sight for sore eyes. But I've been thinking of you more and more lately, And I think you deserve to know why... When everyone else was quick to not trust me, You showed an open heart, and tons of compassion. Then extened your hand to a thug like me, And not once was I judged for my actions... So I'm loyal to you, for whatever whenever, On my life if you need it just say it. Since you jumped in my life, things havent been better, What you did for me, words can't explain... All I can really say is wow, But before I finish this letter. I had love for you then, and I got love for you now, But now way more than ever... -Nemesis the Nazerene-

This Weeks Pimp Out (april 9 Till April 16)
Here comes Cherries!!!!!! from now on i will be pimping out 2 cherries every week. There will be 1 male and 1 female cherry in each bulletin i send out. also this pimping will be blogged on my page!!! this weeks male pimp out.... BoredWithDrama@ CherryTAP he's a very sweet guy that cares for alot of his friends. he also shows all the love in return. he repost all bulletins that are the most important. And for our female pimped out cherry i've chosen for.... Muerte Bella™@ CherryTAP This is my sweet sister in crime!! ;)) show her some love by fanning and rating and adding her. she shows all love in return to you!!! a friend that backs you up all the way!!! Go show these 2 awesom cherries some love!! come on you can't miss out on these awesom cherries on your page. for maybe next time it might be you ;)) This pimpout has been originated by F******HOT Marina *♥someone's lover♥* -Dutch Dutchess of the perv-crew@ CherryTAP

Updates On The Contest...
Tonight went great! There are only 10 contestants allowed in each round at each bowling alley. I performed 'Stand By Your Man' and I won $25.00... the next round will be held on May 13th. I will continue to update as I know more info. Look for the video to be posted here later... the sound is good but it was too dark to see me very well, sorry. ~Sarah

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He is loveing but a bit confusing What is a girl supposed to do when she loves him but he feels wierd to say he loves her she wonders at night did he love her for her or for what she offered Is she just a phaze? she needs to think and get away from reality and everything she cant sleep knowing he might not love her..She is so confused she doesnt know what to do..She wants to slit her wrist but she loves him to much to hurt herself && then to explain that the scars where over him and her friends She lays down and every passing moment she wants him to know even if in the end he might not love her as much as he used to say she'd die for him to save his life he is her everything world and meaning to life he is just to confusing

Nothing Left...
Today I woke and realized, There's nothing to begin, There's no more dreams to live inside, And no more life within, There's nothing left to conquer, And no more tears to shed, My only need left wanting, Is the need to rest this head, Dont want to finish anything, I started yesterday, Dont want to start again, What I have failed in everyday, Dont want to wake to nightmares, And sleep in dreams of death, Today I woke and realized, That I have nothing left...

Alittle About Me...
Well, I figure for my first blog, I'll just put up alittle about me. I'm 22 years old, I live in honesdale Pennsylvania, I just got out of a serious relationship, and I have three wonderful children. I play guitar, as much as I possibly can, but lately that hasnt been as much as I would like. My current favorite drink is Sex In The Graveyard(Its delicious, next time your at a bar order one, you shouldnt be disapointed), and I smoke entierly too much. I listen to just about any kind of music imaginable. I love movies, and I hope to direct one of my own one of these days. I really dont know what else to put down here, so any questions, feel free to ask, and I will answere as soon as I possibly can. :)

Poem:to Each Other
I can see your sparkling eyes as they dance in the candle light. Your lips are sweet as honey and feel soft to me as I touch them tenderly. Its your face and body that shows it true beauty with no disgrace. Now why should I hide these feeling, for I'll not lie or deny that its you I desire. What can it be!, that two friends only know about one another is that you and I must really mean something to each other.. Sign: Raymond Starns Dated:7/98'

The Big Chief......
There was this chief somewhere in the dark continent... and he was constipated.... Aftr the 1st day, he send a runner to go get his personal medicine man... The medicine man asked the runner..what the problems was... he says... "Big Chief, No Sh*t"... So he send the Chief some local laxatives and told the runner to tell the chief to take 2 pills... Unfortunately there was no improvement in the chief's condition... so he send the runner again to the medicine man... This time he told the runner to tell the chief to take 4 pills... Again there was no improvement and the chief had problem cr*ppin... Nextday, he screamed at the runner and said .. if there is no improvement by tomorrow, both you and the medicine man would be tomorrow's supper.. The runner, scared stiff explained this to the doctor.. The Doctor calmly advised him to tell the chief to take 8 pills, knowing the strength of the pills.. The runner on the way thought, instead of the 8 pills, wha

When Girls Get Drunk
WHEN GIRLS DRINK TOO MUCH............ 1. WE HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA WHERE OUR CELL PHONE IS. 2. WE BELIEVE THAT DANCING WITH OUR ARMS OVERHEAD AND WIGGLING OUR BUTT WHILE YELLING "WOO-HOO!" IS TRULY THE SEXIEST DANCE MOVE AROUND. 3. WE'VE SUDDENLY DECIDED THAT WE WANT TO KICK SOMEONE'S ASS AND HONESTLY BELIEVE WE COULD DO IT TOO. 4. ON OUR LAST TRIP TO PEE, WE REALIZE THAT WE NOW LOOK MORE LIKE A HOMELESS HOOKER THAN THE GODDESS WE WERE JUST FOUR HOURS AGO. 5. WE DROP OUR 3:00 A.M. PARTY PIZZAS ON THE FLOOR (WHICH WE'RE EATING EVEN THOUGH WE ARE NOT THE LEAST BIT HUNGRY), PICK IT UP AND CARRY ON EATING IT 6. WE START CRYING AND TELLING EVERYONE WE SEE THAT WE LOVE THEM SOOOOO MUCH. 7. WE GET EXTREMELY EXCITED AND JUMP UP AND DOWN EVERY TIME A NEW SONG PLAYS BECAUSE "OH MY GOD! I LOVE THIS SONG!" 8. WE'VE FOUND A DEEPER/SPIRITUAL SIDE TO THE GEEK SITTING NEXT TO US 9. THE MAN WE'RE FLIRTING WITH USED TO BE OUR 5TH GRADE TEACHER. 10. THE URGE TO TAKE OFF

Poem I Love.
So, you're sick of this life, just want to run away. Find a new place, one far, far away. You think that's the answer, you think that's the cure. It's because you're young you think you can't endure. Hold on to what you know, the good that's all around, You don't have to look hard for it to be found. Open your eyes and see what I see, A beautiful girl standing before me. She made a few mistakes, as do we all, Learn from them now to avoid another fall, You think in my eyes you have fallen from grace, but I hold you still in that very special place. Close to my heart, right by my side, feeling your pain to know how you've cried. Pick yourself up, find the good in you, I know it's there, and you do too. You are so special, so stop all the tears, I am here for you, so forget all your fears. Don't run away from times that get tough, think about it all, and don't sweat the small stuff. You can handle anything you put your mind to, even when you've fought until you think

Poem: I Love You
I told you always and that I always would. When we love always, always does mean forever. You told me forever and that you would forever love me. So when we love forever, forever does mean always. Sign: Raymond Starns Dated :6/20/94

Screwed Yet Again
so heres the jist of things. when i first went to Iraq 7 months ago, i had an ND (neglagent discharge) out of my m16a4 service rifle into a clearing barral do to a weapons malfunction. i was proply charge $415 and non-ranked for 6 months via NJP (non-judicial punishment) now back to date around a month ago a different marine had an ND with a MK-19 Automatic Grenade Laucher, launching a grenade w/in the kill its kill radius of approximately 12 other marines. his NJP was put off for an month, and then his NJP was suspended, and he was given a page-11 (basically a slap on the wrist) and 6 month non-rank. does anybody else find this fucked up?

Tired Of Stupid
ALRIGHT HERE IT IS PEOPLE. MANY OF YOU LIKE MYSELF I AM SURE HAVE TO WORK WITH THE PUBLIC IN ONE WAY OR ANOTHER. NOW THERE IS ENOUGH THAT I DO TO MAINTAIN WHAT MY EMPLOYER WANTS, I DON'T GET TATTOO'S BELOW MY ELBOW'S, I DON'T WEAR FACIAL JEWELERY, I STAY FAIRLY CLEAN CUT AND I DON'T PUNCH STUPID PEOPLE IN THE FACE WHEN THEY GET ON MY NERVES. I AM SO TIRED OF HAVING TO DEAL WITH THE IGNORANT ASS PEOPLE WHO COME IN TO MY BAR AND ASK STUPID QUESTIONS OR COMPLAIN WHEN THEY DIDN'T READ EVERYTHING ON THE MENU CORRECTLY OR ORDER A DRINK THAT I MAKE AND THEN COMPLAIN ABOUT A FLAVOR THAT IS NOTED OR EVEN IN THE NAME OF THE DRINK. I HATE WHEN I AM PLAYING A GIG AND SOME ONE GETS PISSED OFF BECAUSE I DON'T WANT TO PLAY SOME STUPID SING ALONG SONG THAT IS ON EVERY JUKE BOX AND IS PLAYED BY EVERY HALF ASS NO TALENT MUSICIAN AROUND, SORRY I AM BETTER THEN THAT YOU STUPID BACKWOOODS HILLBILLY. I GET TIRED OF PEOPLE WHO CARRY ON ABOUT THINGS LIKE STARBUCKS AND OTHER BIG BUSINESS COMING ALONG AND HOW T

Poem: For Us And Our's To Keep
Moonshine, moonshine, shine down on me. As I walk with My lady, in nature tonight.. By letting nature's spirit move free to bring us to the truth,if we dare. Allowing our heart to feel and hear as we speak what's on our minds.. knowing that our soul's are comfortable with each other's desire. While the moon shine's we're allowed to taste,smell,touch,see and hear.. As we give into the delight we find our desire's are exactly the same. Then together we'll know that love is a reward for us and ours to keep.. Sign: Raymond Starns Dated: 7/99

My First Poem Imma Post On Here.
So heres a little something i wrote about my first tatto(Praying hands with my cousin who passed aways initials) and what it means to me. Praying Hands When your finger tips meet and send off a vibe asking God's help while you continue to strive asking for guidence from the Heavens to our lands when a message is sent through your praying hands Since you left earth it's how I communicate put my hands together and put my trust in my faith hoping you can hear my words through my prayer and you can feel my love through my fallen tears Most days I feel lost like who have I become many thoughts of death many sad songs sung so i drop to a knee try to stay calm ask for some strength talking palm to palm When your finger tips meet and send off a vibe asking God's help while you continue to strive asking for guidence from the Heavens to our lands when a message is sent through your praying hands © Jeff Raymond

Abuse Of A Child And Adult
Ok people, here's somethng that is not uncommon in relationships but what happens at the end is pretty messed up to me, I don't know about all of you though. Anyawys, yesterday I get told by a female friend of mine on here that her husband had hit her child across the face because she got into some paint and when I got told this, I was pretty pissed off because how can any man hit a 10 yr old child in the face and then she tells me that she caught him on top of her and had to pull him off of her daughter and then I found out also that she was beaten up by her husband and hit by him and grabbed her around the neck three times, so I tried to encourage her to turn him in, supposedly they were getting a divorce but after tonight, I was pissed off enough to chew her husband's ass out for doing what he did and he's been known to drink heavily and smoke weed and get high off of that plus this guy has cheated on her with a woman who I was trying to get with in Indiana where all these peop

Its A Dam Shame
What makes me sick to death is the fact that a company that moive here to Pa frome Texes hires people to work for themand just when you think things are going good for you, you find out that you cant miss more tham 2 to maybe 3 days out of the year. Here is my son who busted he ass off for maybe 4to 6months and hs to take time off form his job due to a cast that was put on his foot.Was told that there might be a chance that he might no longer have a job because of it.But yet there was a lady there that works in the same place and has missed at least 1 whole monh from takeing time for different reason and comes back adn she still has her job. The messed up part is that she started the month before my son. He is a # 3 dibetic,and a leg that he didnt even knoe that was broke till a month later, working as hard and doing weather well at hs job and loveing it. And now he might be without one. Where is the judgest???????????

Special Cherrytap Blog
People are silly. Numbers, and numbers. What do they mean? What impact do they really have on your life? Is your selfesteme really that fragile? Why even have a rating sysstem? Sometimes people should just accept the fact that they aren't 10's. Or maybe some of the pictures aren't quite perfect eough to get 10's. People get upset over eights, or 9's? If 5 is average, anything better than 5 is good, right? Well only if people are honest. If there's some kind of unwritten rule not to giee anything but 10's, nothing means shit anyway. If you rate everything a 10, it doesn't mean shit. Everything is relative. All your pictures aren't perfect. It seems like it would be nice to know wich one's people like the best though. This doesn't happen much though. Which on'es are good? wich one's are bad? Which ones should people uload more like? It's llike that ancient question - Do I look fat in this? Do you really want someone to LIE to you? and then you walk around all do

1st Time
Would you ____ me ? > > 1.date > 2.fuck, > 3.kiss, > 4.lick, > 5.be friends, > 6.hate, > 7.love, > 8.crush on, > 9.stare at, > 10.marry, > 11.please, > 12.tease, > 13.go out with, > 14.make out > 15.suck > 16.fight, > 17.help, > 18.hug, > 19.dance, > 20.hurt, > 21.all of the above,

Living Again And Letting Go
Living Again.. And Letting Go.... I have put a lot of thought into my past relationships and have decided to move forward no more going back. I wish I could have the one I want but sometimes the one you want you are better off being friends with. If it will never work then don't force it just let it go. So I have decided to move on it may take awhile for this to actually happen and for me to decide who to move on with. I want to keep my options open for the time being. I have a few good options on hand and a few I would rather leave where they are. I want to find out what I truly want in a relationship and out of life. I know to a certain point what I want but I need the rest to be outlined in my head more. I need to give myself time to be sure I am totally ready for this step. I do not want to hurt anyone and I refuse to be hurt again. Being hurt sucks. So I do not want to do it to anyone again. I have broke a few heart and hurt some people and I am truly sorry

So....
It's official. I'm dumped. I called Haeli today and she sounded normal this time but she still meant every crazy thing she said last night. I know she's home by now and part of me wants to drive over and talk to her face to face about this... but the other half feels like, why should I have to convince my girlfriend to be with me? So there goes six months. The tender nights and even sweeter mornings. I had started to think about what a life with her would be like. And I liked that picture... I really don't know how I feel about any of this. It's kinda... blurry. Unreal. I'm gonna drown myself in country music. Night all.

Free Downloads
ANYONE WANNA DOWNLOAD STUFF 4 FREE? LIKE MUSIC, MUSIC VIDS, COMMERCIALS, MOVIES, PORN, SOFTWARE (THAT U WOULD NORMALLY HAVE 2 PAY 4), TV SHOWS, ETC. GO 2 'LIMEWIRE.COM'....HERE'S THE LINK...(copy & paste in ur browser): http://www.limewire.com/english/content/home.shtml (I even downloaded LimeWirePro 4 free using it, but they locked it so u can't anymore...haha) jk.

Poem: The Untold Secret
It's strange when you meet a woman and look into their eyes.. A untold secret of her lies waiting for the right man to find.. Only man can unfold the secret because his creator took it from him.. Then in return the creator put the untold secret into form and made woman.. The two most beautiful of all creation were made by the creator.. Who wants Man and Woman to find this untold secret,so they'll be apart of him.. Let's find this secret in us and whatever color we maybe it won't matter.. As long as we'll sincerely love each other the untold secret will unfold itself... Sign: Raymond Starns dated: 7/99

You Did It Again......
How did you manage to do it again. to crush my heart in the palm of your hand. I trusted you with it, one last time and once again you didnt want it. Its as if I no longer exist. If i ever did for you. was the feeling you had for me lust. or true emotion? Why do i let it bother me? Why do i even care? I care about people too much and always get hurt. Is there a way to turn off the way the heart feels for you? Would you even tell me if You were ever true? does true love even exist? If it does then its something that i missed.

Jelly Fish Kind Of Day
Jelly Fish Kind of Day Are YOU having a "jellyfish" kind of day? If you don't laugh out loud after you read this you are in a coma! This is even funnier when you realize it's real! Next time you have a bad day at work ... Think of this guy, Rob a commercial saturation diver for Global Divers in Louisiana. He performs underwater repairs on Offshore drilling rigs. Below is an E-mail he sent to his sister. She then sent it to radio station 103.2 on FM dial in Ft. Wayne, Indiana, who was Sponsoring a worst job experience contest. Needless to say, she won. Hi, Just another note from your bottom-dwelling brother. Last week I had a bad day at the office. I know you've been feeling down lately at work, so I thought I would share my dilemma with you to make you realize it's not so bad after all. Before I can tell you what happened to me, I first must bore you with a few technicalities of my job. As you know, my office lies at the bottom of the sea. I wear a s

Cell Phone
Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen. MAN: "Hello" WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?" MAN: "Yes" WOMAN: "I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?" MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much." WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2006 models. I saw one I really liked" MAN: "How much?" WOMAN: "$90,000" MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options." WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing ... The house I wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $950,000" MAN! : "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of $900,000. They will probably take it. If not, we can go the extra 50 thousa nd. If it's really a pretty good price." WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love yo

Disaster, Disaster
Disaster. Disaster. I dance trail my feet through the mud to step all over you to paint you pretty When you die you're dirt ashes to ashes what does it matter if you get a little unclean? Unseen I twist so well undercover forcing you to swallow me whole I am a hole and you've fallen head first into unbidden desire My reflection disallows me to accept and I relate to the silence that eats you, and the bruises that beat you, and the words that defeat Elite My thoughts are my visions my visions my thoughts my dreams scream to be heard I do not deserve you Have I not learned? they always desert you My song is a plain one so hollow this heart and I started to open but remembered lifted back up pulled back my wings I cannot sing without echoes and echoes get lost Like I lost when I broke you Like I cryed when they spoke you were gone then provoke you to turn back around The only sound that reaches is your voice and It always beseaches t

Golf
A man staggers into an emergency room with a concussion, multiple bruises, two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat. Naturally, the doctor asks him what happened. "Well, it was like this," said the man. "I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a difficult hole, we both sliced our balls into a pasture of cows. We went to look for them, and while I was rooting around, noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end. I walked over and lifted up the tail, and sure enough, there was a golf ball with my wife's monogram on it-- stuck right in the middle of the cow's butt." "That's when I made my big mistake." "What did you do?" asks the doctor. "Well, I lifted the cow's tail again and yelled to my wife, "Hey, this looks like yours!" "I don't remember much after that!"

Re-rate
Hey Ya'll! I fuckered up and was tryin to change the settings on my Family only album, and deleted it. lol for those of you that know me, another blonde moment in the life of a colorblind blond... anywho, so i re uploaded them, rate them, comment on them, rip then, do what you will, at the end of the week im settin them to private again... maybe. lol Thanks! ~Krys

Random Rants Of A Madman
Sometimes you just go off on rants and are not sure why. This being my first time blogging(I prefer to see how people react to my random insanities) we shall see how it goes. Unfortunately it's too late to rant to any people and I can not sleep. As you can see what we get. Now to start with I had someone today tell me that we have no right to have our troops in Iraq (no arguments everyone is entitled to their own opinion). However then this individual proceeded to tell me about how much worse off the world is because of the soldiers over there currently. Now needless to say I was at work so had to control my temper (thank god for helping me with that, 9 months ago I would have been out a job). Again I am not one to say anything derogatory about someone's opinion but this quite disturbed me. I mean it makes you wonder how many more people out there believe this? Agreed we are the world's policemen and I agree that Saddam technically was no worse than Stalin(whom for those of you that do

Look Forward To Something Positive
Too much of negativity runs about in our world, and yet we sometimes don’t even notice it. But don’t blame yourself. Instead, look forward to something positive. Better yourself. Be thankful for the things you do have and look forward to the things you want. Eventually it’ll come to you when you least expect it. I keep a written journal next to my bed and right down things that I’m thankful for, what I want, and what I want in present tense (ex:”I Have a car” when in reality you really don’t have one). Yes, I confess. I watched The Secret. The Law of Attraction. The whatever you wanna call it. I think it works. Try it it wont bite. People who think it doesn’t work never tried it. Believe me I was skeptical about it until I watched the Secret, and now I’m the happiest I’ve been in years. I don’t let things get to me as much anymore. I don’t complain as much either. And thats always a good thing on my marker. --Xonus ;)

I Will Like To Know How Many Boricuas Are Represnting Here In Cherry Taps.
¡Que Pasa Boricua! Get more at BorikuaSpace.com I just will like to know how many of beautiful Boricuas are here on Cherry Tap showing mad love for the Island of Puerto Rico. We need to stick together and represent our homeland even thought we are far away from it. That is our homeland and will be part of our hearts until we are 6 feet under.

True Love
TRUE LOVE: I didnt know what true love was until recently. Recently i found the love of my life. My life has changed in so many ways for the better. Among many other amazing things, I smile all the time, even though I am plagued by mental disorders. Opening myself up and letting my special someone in has made all the difference in my life. It motivates me, calms me, sedates me, energizes me, thrills me, relaxes me, comforts me, excites me, enchants me, enthralls me, distracts me, and so on and so forth. Damn, love really is a many-splendored thing!!! :D

My Poem Called To Say
To Say L@@k I want you to see the motive of my heart and why, it's so vitally important to give you everything from the start... Honestly I want to show you all my intention and hold up for them now.What will it hurt!,it'll even give you heart the strenght and support that its been seeking... Being able to think about you everyday comsume me with good feelings that are deep in the heart,mind,and soul.. When I dream of the day when you and I eventually meet and have a chance to share.. Everything will fall into place an our need to search will be over for each other... Upon my request!, you must read down the side and tell me what it has to say... Sign: Raymond Starns Dated Feb. 2000

.midget.madness.
so im sittin here...not really payin attention to the television cuz im kind of engrossed in intermittant conversation... and im eating a snack of fuji apples..sliced...chunky peanut butter n some dates...n i look up... n theres this midget...n then i cant find the remote to change the channel...cuz 'little people' just freak me out...dunno why...whatever...when the other person on the screen pulls out this huge gun...n SHOOTS HIM so im all *whew* ok dead midget...but no. it gets up. so now theres a zombie midget. i dont know what this show is. i dont know where my remote is. and theres peanut butter stuck to the roof of my mouth. gah.

Rants And Ravs
FUCK IT ALL FUCK THIS LIFE I DONT NEED IT ANYMORE EVERYONE THAT VEIWS THIS PLS LISTEN TO THIS SONG IT IS HOW I FEEL RIGHT NOW WHY THE HELL DO I FEEL LIKE THIS IT REALLY FUCKING SUX I JUST WANNA GO FUCKING CRAZY AND BY THE WAY HUN IF U READ THIS I LOVE YOU MISS YOU SO MUCH BUT I NEED TO PLAY THIS SONG

Excuse Me Miss
Excuse me miss, but if your not too busy, I don't want to take up your time. I just gotta be honest, your looking very pretty, And I would like to get to know you over some wine.... I'm twenty seven, single and no kids, Down to earth, funny and caring. I'm into poetry and music, with a little showbiz, And can be a little wild and daring... So if you ever got any free time I wonder, Maybe you and I can go out? Just give me a call, here is my number, And we'll have a great time, no doubt... -Nemesis the Nazerene-

Trap Me.
Trap me I am frayed at the edges torn at the seams everything seems clouded my perception a ghost haunting the back of your mind stalking I follow your ambitions a silent mercanary calling out with my footsteps across the desert of your heart It started the first time hazel and black snatched your reflection riding silent on your smile I speak without words my courage is mute too much pride to fall but I fell before I tripped over the way that you made me feel aching like a bird in a cage and you my freedom but a twisted tongue cannot sing. only bring destruction and pain a trail of dead that I leave my shadow bleeds how can I cut you away? Every breath inhaled stolen from your lips every friction against fingertip stolen by a touch I am a watcher on the wall a background song playing in blaring tone deaf ears though You stand blinded by my side.

2 Long But Yet Short Months.......
Tomorrow marks 2 long but yet short months since my dad died. It just seems like yesterday that he was here and we were being smartasses to each other. My mom, my son and I couldnt bring ourselves to do our usual Easter tradition today without dad so we went out of town for lunch and came home and that was it. It felt so wierd not having him there with us. He always did the driving when we all went out together and i caught myself walking into my moms place yelling let's go, your driving dad. And then I realized what i had said. Then later when we got to the restaraunt my son said "i wish papa was here so i could hear his voice again so i wont forget what he sounded like"......what do you say to a comment like that? ive been an emotional wreck all day but I dont want to burden my friends with my problems as they have their own lives to deal with. So i spent the rest of the day cleaning, sorting, throwing stuff away and more cleaning.

This Peom Came From My Little Sister
literary commentary a peom i read from a friend... with a bit of commentary tacked onto the end After a while, you learn the subtle difference Between holding a hand and chaining a soul, And you learn that love doesn't mean leaning. And company doesn't mean security, And you begin to learn that kisses aren't contracts And presents aren't promises, And you begin to accept your defeats With your head up and your eyes open, With the grace of a women, not the grief of a child, And learn to build all your roads on today Because tomorrow's ground is too uncertain for future plans, And futures have a way of falling down in midflight, And after a while you learn That even sunshine burns if you get too much. So you plant your own garden and decorate your own soul, Instead of waiting for someone to bring you flowers. And you learn that you really can endure... That you really are strong And you really do have worth And you learn and learn... With every goodbye, you lear

To All My Friends And Family Members
Sorry havent been on much lately but havent forgot about you all been busy. But do want to wish everyone a Happy belated Easter! Sexy & Romantic glitter graphics from Sexi Luv.com Sexy & Romantic glitter graphics from Sexi Luv.com

Armageddon Dreams
I keep having nightmares about the end of the world. This time, it was in the form of a new series from the creators of St. Elsewhere. Seriously, I kept seeing excerpts from each episode, from the perspectives of different people in different major cities. Very weird. Is someone trying to tell me something, or should I pitch this to NBC?

Thank You Tho I Don't Understand It
on another note..... i have to thanks all the hot women that have left the comments on my photos.. tho honestly i don't see what you all think is sexy about me but someone told me to shut up and accept it ;) you know who you are.... to all those commenters if you read this and you posted thank you and i guess i'll just keep tryin to be myself and maybe i can still be sexy ;)

The Life Of A Pro Wrestler
So often, the professional wrestler is someone overlooked, because of a stigma casted over the years by the media labeling it a "fake" sport. While everyone from firemen to policemen to even the ice cream man gets kudos and props for doing their job, the life of a wrestler is something awfully neglected. So much time is dedicated every day to training, maintaining great condition, improving speed and accuracy, and just trying to be the best that you can be. A dislocated shoulder, a blown out knee, broken ankle, or even a broken neck are just a few risks run each time a wrestler steps between those ropes. Even if a wrestler is injured during the match, most will try to continue on, because the purpose of a wrestler is to put on the best match possible, never taking away from the fans. Countless injuries and timeless dedication to a sport loved is just one layer of scars that cover the body and soul of a pro wrestler. Imagine too spending a lifetime training to do what you love to

Departure
It was at the end that I looked up from the broken hopes and dreams that I'd stitched I said you can wear it as a robe when the weather inside gets cold you just looked at me in that way that you always and laughed you said how can I how can I wear what is inside out and I realised that I'd used it all up forgetting the pattern so blind How was I so blind to forget your smile. You turned It was then that I broke down so glad I was that you could see only reflections I ached to reach outward to grasp tightly your strings to pull you back to tell you of loss to say the words that slipped from fingers falling, I fell to the ground but my legs were solid twas only my heart

Mean People
why do ppl think your so stupid that u will believe everything they tell u. and when u catch them they get real pissed like the guy who was suppossed to fix my car and i ended up having it fixed by a shop. now he claims to have a set of keys to my car which is illegeal. since he was never given permission to have them and i dont even know if he does but he aint gettng the rest of the money for work that was never done he got enough money off me anyways. now hes mad and probably going to go in front of a prosecutor sinc ei made a report and am going to talk to somoene downtown about his messgaes on my voicemail. what an ass. lol

Shower Time
Things heat up as the water runs down our flesh, We're fueled by the sexual excitement. And the steam from the shower slowly takes our breath, Engaged in everlasting enlightenment.... Running my tongue in a downward direction, Reaching your most sexiest place. Kissing and licking until your expression, Tells me the sex can't wait... So with my erection I enter your body, With each thrust you respond with a moan. Sexing in the shower, a power so godly, As the orgasm takes over our bones... We turn off the water, and dry ourselves off, Wishing that we had some more headroom. We smile as we envision another swell thought, And we make our way to the bedroom... Nemesis of Nazerath

I Want To Tell Them Lies
I want to tell that little boy his Mom will be just fine I want to tell that dad we got his daughter out in time I want to tell that wife her husband will be home tonight I don't want to tell it like it is, I want to tell them lies You didn't put their seat belts on, you feel you killed your kids I want to say you didn't ... but in a way, you did You pound your fists into my chest, you're hurting so inside I want to say you'll be OK, I want to tell you lies You left chemicals within his reach and now it's in his eyes I want to say your son will see, not tell you he'll be blind You ask me if he'll be OK, with pleading in your eyes I want to say that yes he will, I want to tell you lies I can see you're crying as your life goes up in smoke If you'd maintained that smoke alarm, your children may have woke Don't grab my arm and ask me if your family is alive Don't make me tell you they're all dead, I want to tell you lies I want to say she'll be OK, you didn't t

Friends Without Faces
We sit and we type,and we stare at our screens ... We all have to wonder what this possibly means. With our mouse we roam through the rooms in a maze, Looking for something or someone, as we sit in a daze. We chat with each other, we type all our woes ... Small groups we do form, and gang up on our foes. We wait for somebody to type out our name ... We want recognition,but it's always the same. We give kisses and hugs, and sometimes flirt ... In IMs we chat deeply and reveal why we hurt. We do form friendships,but why we don't know ... But some of these friendships,will flourish and grow. Why is it on screen we can be so bold, Telling our secrets that have never been told. Why is it we share the thoughts in our mind With those we can't see,as though we were blind. The answer is simple,it is as clear as a bell. We all have our problems and need someone to tell. We can't tell real people,but tell someone we must ... So we turn to the 'puter and to th

If Tomorrow Starts Without Me...
If Tomorrow Starts Without Me... If tomorrow starts without me, And I'm not there to see, If the sun should rise and find your eyes All filled with tears for me; I wish so much you wouldn't cry The way you did today, While thinking of the many things, We didn't get to say. I know how much you love me, As much as I love you, And each time that you think of me, I know you'll miss me too; But when tomorrow starts without me, Please try to understand, That an angel came and called my name, And took me by the hand, And said my place was ready, In heaven far above, And that I'd have to leave behind All those I dearly love. But as I turned to walk away, A tear fell from my eye. For all my life, I'd always thought, I didn't want to die. I had so much to live for, So much left yet to do, It seemed almost impossible, That I was leaving you. I thought of all the yesterdays, The good ones and the bad, The thou

Let Me...
Prepare yourself, its time for another sexcapade, Put that Eye Contact in the radio and let it play. Take your bra and panties off baby, then just let it sway, So I can start the session up, then sex all of your breath away. If I may... let me kiss on your most private parts, Nibbling and tickling on you, fullfilling you wildest thoughts. Got your pussy pumping with my tongue, and got you jumping off, Rocking back and forth and moaning, only when your monkey's soft... Will I take my tool of love and slip it up inside of you, Climax after climax, steading rising as I guide you through. The wildest ride you ever had... but there's a suprise for you, Your eyes fill with excitement when you realize that your ride aint through... 10 inches inside you got you wetter than you ever been, It's getting better by the second... Is it daddy's...yes it is. Sexing at its best, after you rest you have to tell a friend, I told you that you'd be impressed, the second that you let

2 Days In A Week
There are two days in every week about which we should not worry, two days which should be kept free from fear and apprehension. One of these days is Yesterday with all its mistakes and cares, its faults and blunders, its aches and pains. Yesterday has passed forever beyond our control. All the money in the world cannot bring back Yesterday. We cannot undo a single act we performed; we cannot erase a single word we said. Yesterday is gone forever. The other day we should not worry about is Tomorrow with all its possible adversities, its burdens, its large promise and its poor performance; Tomorrow is also beyond our immediate control. Tomorrow's sun will rise, either in splendor or behind a mask of clouds, but it will rise. Until it does, we have no stake in Tomorrow, for it is yet to be born. This leaves only one day, Today. Any person can fight the battle of just one day. It is when you and I add the burdens of those two awful eternity's Yesterday a