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Wish Upon A Star
I believe in my heart and soul that we were meant to be with one another. I think about you everyday and night. When I was with you You were the light of my life. You are the best thing that has ever happened to me and I wish upon a star for you to return back by my side. The love that I hold for you in my soul is greater than an ocean or the sky above. Please forgive me for all the hurt that I have caused you. I love you, and I always will until the day that I die. Hopefully, when that day comes, I will still have you by my side and you will be the last angel face that I see. I will be able to Have you hold me in your arms one last time, and I will be able to Look in your eyes and tell you how much I love you and how much you really mean to me. I love you!!
Just Some Funny Shit.
"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. " ~Frank Sinatra WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading." ~ Henny Youngman WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think not." ~ Stephen Wright WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. So, let's all get drunk and go to heaven!" ~ Brian O'Rourke WARNING: The consumption of alcohol
If I Were Given 3 Wishes
If I were given 3 wishes, I would first ask to wake up in your arms every day for the rest of my life. I want to breathe in the same air you breathe, when you awake to a new day. My second wish would be that I never disappoint you, or break your heart again. I only want to love you like no one ever has before. My third wish - it really is very simple - is that you would only tell me if you want any of these same things I want. If you still love me, and want me & you together to get through life & be one of the Happiest Couples on earth .Ones Others Look at and envy Because they want the same Kind of love. One word from you and I am sure this can be done, because I still love you as much as I did 3 months ago. It doesn't fade. I will always love you this much I'm sure of. I wouldn't ask for diamonds, gold or a million dollars. None of that could make me as happy as I would be to just have you in my life once again Forever & A Day!
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The day You walked into My Life When you walked into my life i was amazed & in awe when i first Saw you. As we spent time together We slowly Fell in love I feel it took us both by suprise But I truly feel neither of us expected it to happen that fastBut then You stood beside me through it all. you wiped away all my tears and brought a smile to my face with All the surprises you gave me I cherish all the times & moments we shared I promised to love you and be there for you. Then I ran away & hid with Fear & left you with a cold broken heart & Tears However there are times i try to understand why? & Now Im left with Tears Wondering why I hurt someone Who was so inlove with me. To be Honest I was overwhelmed & Amazed with your love & Kindness which I long to have once again in my life.
Poem 21
What Can I say As I sit here in total disbelief of what has Become of what once was us. I can't help but wonder what I can tell you to make things all better. I know what I shouldve done to avoid the hurt that I have caused your heart? How do I replace your feelings of uncertainty & confusion. I can't help but think of all the wonderful times that we shared. The Glorious thoughts and beliefs that I would one day share your life with you as your Wife as you so ask of me so many times to only hear me say No I can't. Dare I believe that my mistakes have taken those once feelings down a path that has no return, nor forgiveness? I cannot take back what has occurred, nor can I replace the feelings that you endured with My broken promises. The promises that I made to you countless times. My life once again clouded, and so uncertain without you. You brought to me a belief in myself that was clouded and without hope. But what have I offered in return? I took you for granted, I know
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When a Man Loves a Woman The heart is so real so pure & rich its one of the best things on earth! So many people want it, But never get the chance. I once had it but only to take it for granted now its gone. life is full of ups and downs and I’m definitely at one of the those down points in my life once again. Wanting What I so foolishy let go. The heart is like a shining star shooting so aimlessly high above the sky ! I’ve always wanted a man Who Would Stand Tall love me for me, Stick by my side through Good & Bad & Cherish the love I had to give. To my Suprise I Didnt realize that God answered my prayers & Sent him into my life until it was to late! Loving me, Kissing me, Healing me ,Holding me, & Touching me so passionately taking care of my every need, letting me know that there were no worries as long as he was around spreading his arms around me so tight to protect me. I never imagined Our Love coming to an end. When you laugh you end up crying When you cry You end up Laughi
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Thought it was Just a Dream She often sits alone at night and wonders where he is, Is he thinking of her smile, as she thinks of his? She remembers when they first met, A summer she could not forget. They walked Hand in hand day or night wherever they went whether it be Under the moon that shined so bright or The Rays of The Sunlight She remembers the soft touch of his hand the look in his eye All the feelings she had were surely not planned She was overwhelmed how Being in his arms took away her fright & felt so right It left room in her heart for her magic to ignite. A promise she made in silence one night, That eventually things would be just right, The promise she held close to her heart, Praying from him she would never depart. Then one night it was like a dream, That she was sitting alone by a stream. Painful tears ran down her cheek, She realized then what made him so unique. He was nothing like anyone she'd ever known, The way he cared about he
Can I Be Pissed For A Few Minutes Please?
There is a massive contingency of members of this site who appear to be trapped in fucking high school or something?!?!?! I thought myspace was full of infantile behavior by juvinile morons trapped in adult bodies! Is it society as a whole? Am I an old fart? Am I out of touch? I suppose I understand the popularity contest bullshit... human ego being what it is. Everyone likes to be liked, right? But lets examine all of the other.... ummm.... ASSININE BULLSHIT that seems to go along WITH the popularity contest like How Hot Are You Bulletins? What Kind Of Lover Are You Bulletins? etc etc etc ad infinitum And its not bad enough that these things are a fucking avalanche and hourly deluge, but do they ALL have to have a closing line resembling: REPOST THIS OR (Insert truly bogus bullshit threat here)???? Could ya just grow the fuck up already? I know, I know, I can filter my bulletins by fans and by friends and family, but how about by PERSON? Wouldnt it be nice to j
Poem 18
One Last Chance I am lost without you. I Made many mistakes along the way. To me you were sent from the heavens above For I have Found no others that measure up to you. In life we all falter. Though we all get chances to correct. I know I was given many chances But is it wrong to ask for Just one last more? The time away from you without you in my life has made me realize just what it meant to have you in my life You gave me 3 chances & I know I have no right to ask for another though I do Because I am still inlove with you I am lost without you, My life was in ruins Until I met you My love for you is Undieing. And forever true. I am sorry for walking away 3 times all I ask is to come home forever where I should've never left to sit beside you to hold your hand to lay down every night with you holding me tight to wake up beside you wrapped in your arms every morning if given one last chance I will show that I am the woman you fell inlove with & The one Who Fe
Missing A Loved One
Yester day maark the one year annavirsery of my grandmothers passing I miss her so much she was like my best friend who I could run to when I need her and she was always there when I was really sick and almost died at 19 she never left my side and always helped me when I need help with my homework or boys or just was there when I just needed someone to talk to or just to listen to my ideas about this or that but now I don't have that anymore and it breaks my heart everyday I always think about her and wonder how she is doing and if she's kicking god's ass at bingo or play any card game she like to play .... but all I got to say is she will be deeply missed and my love for her will never go away even though she is gone my love is like a flame on a candle that will never blow out tell I'm with her in heaven when my time comes to be up there....
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You were like an angel in disquise to me You made me warm when I felt cold You made me cool when I felt hot You fed me when you thought I was hungry You stayed awake with me & took care of me when I was sick You held me when I was sad You laughed with me when I was happy I can't imagine living without you I am so sorry Please love me & let me love you again. I cannot hold back my tears thinking I've lost you forever Every time I think about you I get a lump in my throat The tears begin to stream Is it truly our destiny to be apart? If it is I will respect that & let US rest in peace dissappear never to cause you pain again But to always Hold our memories deep in my heart
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Why Do I Cry Why do I cry when I made the mistakes, Why do I cry if it's your heart that breaks? The hurt I caused, it runs so deep, It's hurting my heart and I can't even sleep. Forgiveness, I ask you ~ please it's a must, Love me again & gain back the trust. Can't you see that I'm sorry? The hurt of losing you Forever I can't bare. Wont you forgive me and let all this be? I'm so very sorry, it comes from my heart, Come back to me and we'll make a new start. I cry because I love you & I ripped your world apart I leave you with a kiss, a smile, & a tear, And know if you need me, I'll always be here.
Dying furnaces really suck. Ours doesn't want to work & here in the middle of April...we still need that fucker. Conjure the hell fires & think warm thoughts...
George Bush goes to a primary school to talk to the >> kids to get a little >> PR. >> >> After his talk he offers question time. >> >> One little boy puts up his hand and George asks him >> his name. >> >> "Stanley," responds the little boy. >> >> And what is your question, Stanley?" >> >> "I have 4 questions: >> >> First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the support >> of the UN? >> >> Second, why are you President when Al Gore got more >> votes? >> >> Third, whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden?" >> >> Fourth, why are we so worried about gay-marriage when >> one half of all >> Americans don't have health insurance? >> >> Just then, the bell rings for recess. >> >> George Bush informs the kiddies that they will >> continue after recess. >> >> When they resume George says, "OK, where were we? >> >> Oh, that's right: question time. Who has a question?" >> >> Another little boy puts up his hand. >> >> George p
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I Don't Get It
I never will understand racism. What makes anyone think that their skin color or ethnicity makes them better than anyone else? The sad part is that there is not one ethnic group who is free from racism. If races are divided and men and women are divided, how in HELLLL can we ever hope to come together as a people?? Tradgedy doesn't do it. Well, it does it for maybe 15 minutes and then everyone goes back to hating each other. I'm wondering this a lot these days. You even have division between Muslim sects. I never quite understood why they seemed to even hate eachother until I got older and started asking questions and seeking answers. Who knew there was 2 factions of Muslims, Suni's and Shiites. How could we even know that when the only thing, even as little kids, that we hear is "Today a Muslim extremist suicide bomber killed 50 people..." That just plops all Muslims into one group and that hardly seems fair. Neither is it fair to assume that just because you live in the Middle Ea
What A Bloody Day!!
ok yall...i have had a really bad day...let me tell ya about it 1.) my 9 yr old son got suspended from school for what i like to lovingly call being a jackass!!! he got involved in a fight at school and so he got suspended. 2.) im getting ready to leave work when i get in my car and it wont turn over!!! so i popped the clutch and pulled it into our shop to deal with on friday. 3.) its been bloody cold here!! not very condusive to riding a motorcycle!! not to mention that most oklahoma drivers dont have the ability to see motorcyclist on the road...apparently we are invisble when we ride!!! ok thats all im going to rant about right now... keep the shiny side up! rock on!
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Theres so many times in so many lives, When people don't know what to do, Don't know what to say, They haven't much a clue. They often make decisions, That affect them later on, then in time they seem to understand What they did wrong If I had myself a time machine, I'd take us back to when, You and I could still hold each other, And be together again. There's nothing I can do, That could ever change the past, But for what it's worth These words that flow onto this page They say the truth, They come from deep within my heart When I think back to when you would hold me in your arms Our hearts would beat so fast And I would always tell you, How long my love would last If I had just one wish I'd make all your dreams come true 'Cause I'd have everything I need If I had you I really don't think you realize, How Strong & Deep my love for you really is Because of the Hurt & Pain I put upon your heart But it's the most unconditional love It's as true as t
Poem 13
Sitting here thinking, thoughts of me & you. Oh you are precious, If only you knew. In my heart, Your footprints I hold. And I treasure them, For they cannot be sold. You are a special person to me, You know this is true. Just like the Love, I have for you. If only it was as simple, As mending a broken chain. And I could hold you, Just once again.
Poem 12
Time slips by, And life goes on. But in my heart, Your never gone. A heart of gold, A smiling face. Yours was a True Love, I will never replace. Thoughts of you, Still linger on. My feelings for you, Are still as strong. I Pray God will link, Our broken chain. And one day, We will be together again. And if you smile, I'll smile too. If you cry, I'll cry with you. Cherished memories, With a silent tear. Knowing I Love You, In My heart holding you dear. A simple little note, To let you see. Just how much, You truly mean to me. My words are honest, And true. Just like the feelings, I only have for you. A bond so strong, An embrace so tight. I know these feelings, Are right.
Pedophile Site Needs To Be Removed Please Help!
Parents and children's advocates please read and repost! Recently, a very serious problem has been brought to the attention of several members of cafemom. It is a very heinous website called This website is a safe haven for pedophiles. The heading on their main page reads, "A Celebration of the Splendor of Little Girls". This website includes links to pictures, or "art" as they call it, of little girls, confessional blogs, a directory of resources for pedophiles (for "both boylovers and girl lovers, as well as anybody else looking for information about pedophilia and consensual child love"), as well as many other links. This site has a manifesto, stating demands to the government to legalize pedophilia. The most disturbing, though, is a link to a page title Sugar and Spice that is specifically for little girls who have "fallen in love" with a pedophile. This site is set up to draw in little girls. It looks like any other fun little girly page. It tells girls tha
Poem 11
Everyday that goes by my soul still burns with love for you, a love so intense it'll never again make you blue. A love I have for you but you're not there to hold me or love me. My heart breaks and my eyes fill with tears, I want to be there so you can take away my fears. It is you I cry for, you I long for,you I live for, you I'd die for.It is you I need. Only you can make me happy, only you can make me cry, only you will I never again say Good Bye. My love I have for you is so strong it will never die. I will always and forever be there for you. To care for you, to want you, to kiss you, and miss you. A love that you never had, a love that will never again make you sad, a love that only I can bring, I want to be the one and only true love in your life.
Poem 10
A silent lover strikes from afar Like a Thief in the night Sometimes you just don't know How truly lucky you are till they are gone To Know that He would never bring you pain nor sorrow But He would always have you looking forward to A beautiful and glorious tommorrow. Everyday would be just like the first. Promising to fullfill your needs and Most of all quinching your every thirst He believes in total honesty. He would place everything at your feet Because your are his majesty. The possibilities of romance are endless Because He would tame the most fearless lion. Just to protect the heart of his most elegant princess
I Am So Effing Exhausted
I started a diet last week and tomorrow marks one full week. It's just that my body is still adjusting and because I've cut back on alot of sugar and junk food, now I'm craving it. I've been getting enough sleep aside from being rudely awakened last night but other than that I'm okay. Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.... In other news.... I'm going to Coachella in less than two weeks and I cannot wait!!!! That is all.
Poem 9
With the warm circle Of your ever loving arms, I found myself held close Kept from all harm Within your loving circle I would rest in harmony, There life was very different From what it used to be for me You Held me safe within that circle Of your gentle loving arms, My heart was captive I was a witness to your charms You Kept me safe From the evils of the world I rested my head upon your chest, Bound within your loving circle I know that I was blessed. Please Open wide your arms Into your Heart & soul again invite me in, Encircle me in tenderness Forever once more hold me close within. The world outside your arms Is safely kept at bay, For within your loving circle All bad is chased away. Within your circle of love No darkness was allowed, Only joy and peace reside Your heart my gentle shroud. Within your loving circle Your love would light my way, Leading dreams within my night To the safety of your day. Held tight within your arms No
A Tribute To Fat Tony - Are You In?
Attention All Photoshoppers. There is a desire for more Memorial photoshops of Fat Tony. You can find photos on either Fat Tonys page, or Fat Sonnys. A Note from The Father Please help me help them... Then listen for this live broadcast on wednesday. You can watch and be a part of this as well!Please repost and keep this going! Why do we want so many Tribute photos for Fat Tony? Well I will tell you. We would like to do a dvd of a live broadcast. We want as many as we can get so we are calling all of you photoshoppers out there to come up with your best designs for these! When you complete the images, you can send them to Fat Sonny or to Trixy, The deadline is Monday @ 5pm EST, we will take late submissions but the sooner the better. The live Broadcast will take place on Wednesday 9pm to 11pm est. Keep in touch for more details! Here are all the links you need! ~FAT SONNY~RIP FAT TONY@ CherryTAP FatTony@ CherryTAP ¢¾Trixy¢¾ ¢¾S
Poem 9
Sometimes i sit by myself & I often wonder how i lived my life without you I try to find the words to tell you how i feel I can say I love you, that I adore you I can tell you that you mean the world to me that your my dream come true But those words don't really say how i feel deep inside my heart You my love have managed to go in a place where no man has gone before deep inside my heart deep inside my soul Why I walked out 3 times & caused you pain I will never understand Because I truly love you so!
Is He Out There?
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Poem 8
Whenever I think about u I let out a big "sigh" Because I know I made the mistake and when I think about it, it makes me wanna cry Whenever I look at our picture I see u smiling back at me its makes me feel so good Because I realize how happy you made me Now that Im not with u I know I've waisted Precious time Because I love you I want u again to be mine Whenever I can't sleep at night I lay there thinking about u wishing that u were here with me To be Kissing me & Holding me in your arms forever again to Can't u see what I'm trying to say?
A Poem Written For Me
I know that I hurt you And now you feel so blue I never meant to break your heart I never meant for us to be part We loved each other very much I wished some day I'd again feel your touch We used to share a special bond Of each other we were fond I know I messed up all the good times we had I'm so sorry I made you sad I thought our love would slowly mend I went into my room and cried what seemed forever I thought we'd always be together Our love was special to me and you It was meant for only us two I'm sorry I broke your heart!
Two Truths And One Lie!
Two Truths & a Lie? Here's the deal: I want everyone who reads this to ask me 3 questions, no more no less. Ask me anything you want. Really. I'll answer anything. I may opt to e-mail answers to particularly sensitive questions, however. Then I want you to go to your blog, copy and paste this allowing your friends (including myself) to ask you anything. Here's the twist: Of the three questions you ask, I will answer two of them absolutely truthfully. As for the other question -- I'll lie like a goat. (Well, not a truthful goat, obviously. The untrustworthy type of goat.) I will not reveal which two answers are truthful and which one is the lie.
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I'd like to tell you What is in my heart I have loved you for so long I knew it from the start. Tonight I'll dream of you And wish you were here with me Although it may never be I'll wait for you forever if its meant for you To be with me Wheneverr that might be. You can have my broken heart And my shattered dreams This is all I have left Or that’s the way it seems. You will always have my heart I hope you know it too I will never love anyone The way that I love you
Good Bye For Now.
Well I know that I am not gonna say this right so I will say it the best I can. Good Bye. I will be around somewhere. Who knows where. Sooner or later maybe things will be as they should. But today is not what it needs to be. I know that form now on I will not utter the words I Love You Because I do not want to hear them back. My Heart has been walked all over one too many times to try any harder than I was. Now the Ball is in Your Court.
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We both have a broken heart, It haunts me for what it's worth. We didn't see it comming, It was all so sudden. I heard it but did not understand, Thats what has us torn Left only to mourn It was all over & our hearts was scorned I'll never forget him because I love him Nothing more Nothing less
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The day I walked away There was nothing he could say I had made up my mind Decided to act blind I saw the tears There were fears We both were crying Our fearful emotions were dying My heart burst from all the pain I was the one to blame I love him I can’t deny What have I done? I've made him cry Now Ive realized I was wrong But is it too late? For he is gone I've tried my best To win him back Maybe its not meant to be Because what I say he wont trust me It was a communication slack
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My Tears fall, But my fake smile remains They dont know, I slowly go insane because of me His soul has died The day I walked away. Just In case its the end, I lay me down to pray. That his broken heart can mend, To love another But I will always love & miss him, This I just can't deny.
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I lie awake while time slowly marches on, Thinking of what we had but now is gone. So many thoughts that have come and past, I think of the emotions I refused at the time to last. The love I crave still rides at my side, It covers my world, for there is nowhere to hide. his love,his trust, his heart, his soul, he gave to me, Life would change, of that I was sure. Now, years later Keeps visiting my stale thoughts, Reminds me of both love and time now lost. Radio plays the songs that we loved to hear, My only thoughts are to have him near. Alas, this time in regret has been in vain, I've spent many hours hidden in this pain. Tomorrow will come, like a thousand before, To hopefully heal our hearts, so painful & sore.
Profile Overhaul
I decided to change my profile again! Summer is almost here, so had to open the beach. Changed the music also. The only pain was dealing with the actual skins. Not sure if something has been changed, but my normal generator wasnt working. I had to rob one from Tweak and then overhaul the whole thing. I even tried to copy mine and place it in a new one, then do changes, but it that wasnt working. I really like seeing peoples pages, some are really creative! Well, thought I would shout incase some thought they took a wrong turn when visiting, enjoy!
Poem 2
A promise we made, & also believed. Could it still be, or were we decieved? I wonder how, I make it through. It hurts so bad, to think of you. Why does love, strike so fast? Makes you so happy, then never last. I hate the way, this cuts through me. Cold and sharp, Can you ever Imagine the way, I cry every night. Becasue I wonder now, Do I continue or Have I lost the fight.. I hope you will think of our memories, now and then if this is so.
Taurus: The Tramp
TAURUS: The Tramp Aggressive. Freak in bed. Rare to find! Loves being in long relationships.. J Likes to give a good fight for what they want. Extremely outgoing. Sexy as........ Loves to help people in times of need. Outstanding kisser. Very funny. Awesome personality. Stubborn. Sexual as......... Most caring person you will ever meet! One of a kind. Not one to #### with. Are the sexiest people on earth! 15 years of bad luck if you do not repost.
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A star so bright, A star so cold, I think about my final wish, to which I'm about to unfold, Something so beautiful like angels from above, I wish for that someone I still love, That Someone that listen to my dreams & Took away my fears, That Someone that held me close & wiped away my tears, As I blow out the candle to make my wish and wish that It comes true, I hope you know that all this time I've been wishing I still had you... I love you more today than I did yesterday But not as much as I will tomorrow
I'm off tomorrow - probably around noon - to visit my parents, and to attend a yearly conference on autism/Asperger's issues. Have gone in past years and it's gone well.
I Got 99 Problems, But A B!tch Ain't One.
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My Kind Of People
Iam new here and only been here a few days so far. i was wondering where are all the skinheads,greasers, and punk. on this site. if there are any or any body else for that matter that have the same interest as me (look at my profile). until then u find me at the bar drinking my guinness cheers!
Great! Great! News!
The kids and I do not have to move out of the house!! I talked to my landlord and he agreeds to but the house on a special government program that will enable me and the kids to stay and my husband HAS TO GO! We are changign the locks and putting his clothes out front for him to get. YAHOOOOOOOOOOOO
Back Home!
Hey everyone just thought I would stop by and let yall know that Im back home now. And I can give yall the attention you so deserve! I missed you all terribly. Love, huggs, and kisses!
Prisner (poem)
Open a window for me, enter this door Appear in the image of love. Say my name, don't let me believe And become mine forever. Take the drops of shower and pour the tears of the sea. Create a lair of water. Start from a new note, curve the minor key Like my line of fate. I'm a prisoner of freedom You're a captive of light darkness The flanks of horizon are there Where we dwell Touch the sky with your palm, Go around in a day the palms of Earth! Squeeze the trembling of desires; crease the cold of thunder, And release your light.
"grandma's Hands"
hope that you will want to share this with others. It is so true. Grandma, some ninety plus years, sat feebly on the patio bench. didn't move, just sat with her head down staring at her hands. When I sat down beside her she didn't acknowledge my presence and the longer I sat I wondered if she was OK. Finally, not really wanting to disturb her but wanting to check on her at the same time, I asked her if she was OK. She raised her head and looked at me and smiled. "Yes, I'm fine, thank you for asking," she said in a clear strong voice. "I didn't mean to disturb you, grandma, but you were just sitting here staring at your hands and I wanted to make sure you were OK," I explained to her. "Have you ever looked at your hands," she asked. "I mean, really looked at your hands?" I slowly opened my hands and stared down at them. I turned them over, palms up and then palms down. No, I guess I had never really looked at my hands as I tried to figure out the point she was making. Grandma
This Is Me To A Tee..
TAURUS: The Tramp Aggressive. Freak in bed. Rare to find! Loves being in long relationships.. J Likes to give a good fight for what they want. Extremely outgoing. Sexy as........ Loves to help people in times of need. Outstanding kisser. Very funny. Awesome personality. Stubborn. Sexual as......... Most caring person you will ever meet! One of a kind. Not one to #### with. Are the sexiest people on earth! 15 years of bad luck if you do not repost.
Sick Of The Fakes/posers
IM SICK OF HELPING OTHERS AND GOING OUT OF MY WAY SOMETIMES TO HELP OTHERS WITH THERE CONTESTS, I Work 60 HOURS A WEEK AND STILL MANAGE TO GET MORE HELP FOR OTHERS DONE THEN WHAT MOST OF MY "FRIENDS" HAVE HELPED ME WITH. I WORK TONIGHT FROM 10PM TO 6AM And When I Get Home From Work In The Morning Im Going To Be Doing Some SERIOUS DOWN SIZING On My Friends/Fans And Fans Of, If Your One Of Those Who Helped Me In The Last Contest And Talk To Me Every Day Then You Have No Need To Worry You'll Remain, As For The Others I Got Two Words For Ya. (FUCK IT!)
Emergency Spiral Descents
Ahh, time for another bloggy addition. I'm actually amazed I flew again. Lately since coming to CNY I've been snuffed out due to weather. All last week I wasn't able to because it was snowing! What is up with that? I mean, I love the snow, I am glad I moved out here. I enjoy the change of pace and this whole new coast, but when it comes to getting shafted with weather that keeps me from flying... I just have to scream, " BITCH" Haha. Today was good though, I flew twice in one day. How bad ass is that. Imagine this : Airport elevation is 500ft and I'm at 5500ft. Above the runway numbers at the approach end of runway 15. Landing gear down, flaps set, throttles completely back to idle, bank to 45 degress, and start to spiral down... Looking out the side window and watching the earth spin around your as you hold the runway in sight. One complete turn. Two turns.. Three turns... Looking out and you are still too high to make a perfect landing so while power still out and only
Silent-silent...( Poem)
Silent- silent steps Or is it clocks? It's my tears Or drops of the dew. Hands are reaching high For the lonely leaves. I won't give you To anyone I will close my eyes. I will cover with my hand. Can't see the wing Behind my back. Stay, don't walk On the hot stones. I won't give you To anyone I dance. And all these games Will turn into tiny needles. I run, I run from nowhere To nowhere, nowhere, nowhere. You told me gently, But I know that "Yes" You held me It was not forever. Hands like water Were lifting me. Never, never, never I will be alone silentknight
Without You (poem)
Something inside Flocklike Binds Us Forgive me Take with thee A swallow of my Phrases I will swim In wide a sea I will travel To distant countries I'll catch the wind And I'll fly with it To put on you Gold-cloth of Love My heart without you Is like a wild bird without azure My soul without you Is like a weak deer without woods My eyes without you Are like full mother breast without a child My tear without you Is like dew falling without morning I know where you are, You know where I am - Just kilometers Are between us. Just give a whisper - I will go on. I'm whispering to you A song of mine...
I Need A Girl
I need a sexy girl to play wit.I am a freak and I need some action. If there is any one from Kenosha or close by, hit me up!
My World!
The people in my world are beautiful! I lov them with my heart, not my eyes! I love what I know! U are beautiful!
I Wont Give Up On Us Now
It's two am, you're still on my mind These sleepless nights leave me behind So I sit here waiting for dawn to come Thinking of the amazing things you've done I know things haven't been good for a while I've shouted at you, taken away your soft smile Taking all my anger and problems out on you I've felt so bad I haven't known what to do Yet you took it all, didn't even retaliate Even when my head filled with anger and hate You stood there for me, right by my side You told me that I no longer had to hide Even when I made up excuses to fight You understood, helped me to see the light You had faith in me when others walked away You have stayed by me every single day Even when I told you to leave me alone You sat close to me, making your care known You listened to all my words of pain You promised me the future wouldn't be the same This week has been full of tears and strain I've been so tied up in my problems and pain I don't think I've told you enough how I
Falling Into You
You're something I hold close to my heart A feeling so beautiful right from the start A love that is true and yours to keep You are the tissue that drys away my weep All I know right now is how much I love you You're the best thing in my life thats true I pray that we're together till the end of time I want to hold you in my arms and call you mine We belong together through thick and thin I love every word you speak each time you touch my skin You've bought my happiness during this time I'll tell the world how happy I am during this rhyme You took my breath away from the time our eyes met You're the love of my life that I'll never forget You're the one who keeps me together I can promise you my life and we'll always be forever You're the one I can count on to keep me strong I know God will keep us together and help us along In my final words I'll tell you how much I love you The one who keeps me whole no matter what we go through
Nasty Test!!!!
Welcome 2 the Nasty Survey. Are u daring enough 2 answer this 4 this person? if so, message them your answers!!! rules: Answer this 4 the person who posted this and then repost it 4 Other PPL 1.Would u fuck me? answer: 2.What position would u ........ want me to have u in? answer: 3.Would u give me head/eat me out? answer: 4.Would u fuck me hard? answer: 5.Would u fuck me the first night u met me? answer: 6.Give me a naked pic? answer: 7.Would u fuck me in the shower? answer: 8.Would u hancuff me or tie me up 2 the bed and then fuck me? answer: 9.Would u have a 3-some with me? answer: 10.What makes u want 2 fuck me? answer: 11.Would u talk dirty 2 me while we fucked? answer: 12.Where would u fuck me @? answer: 13.Would u fuck me in front of people? answer: 14.Would u fuck me again and again? answer: 15.Would u fuck me in the rain? answer: 16.Would u mind if we fucked like ........ stars? answer: 17.Would u have ph
Spring Wars
Just in case everyone wonder's where their favorite Monster is this weekend: she's in Strasburg, IL hitting people with sticks. lmao The first Belegarth event of the season is this weekend (Spring Wars). Spring Wars actually starts today, but I'm being responsible and not missing school in the morning. Being a grown-up stinks. Look for pics posted on Monday. I'm getting my commander ceremony this weekend! So yeah - in the woods, hitting people, alcohol...should be a good weekend.
I Hate War
1. Would you get back with your last ex if you could? no, i don't think so. 2. What color shirt are you wearing? tanish. 3. Would you kiss anyone on your top friends? i do everyday. 4. Do you have a 'thing' for someone on your top friends? no. lmao. 5. How many people on your top friends list do you know in real life? all except kat von d. lmao. 6. How many kids do you want to have? uh, preferably none. 7. Do you have a good relationship with your parents? yes. my mom is my love. 8. What name would you want besides the one you have? gertrude. what, it's classic. 9. Would you ever make out with someone of the same sex? i have. >_> 10. What did you do for your last birthday? i uh. had a surprise party! 11. What's your main ringtone on your phone? can't take it by all-american rejects 12. What time did you wake up today? 6:54 13. What were you doing two nights ago? sittin' at home with my mom and sis
Memory Of My Step Father
In Loving Memory Of My Step Father David L Baker 11 - 29-1948 to 04-07-2007 My Step Father has been ill since Novemeber of Liver Failure..We had hopsice coming in once a week to check up on him. In March his disease just progressed more and more ...He became disoriented didn't know who people were , picked at the air , his cloths , bed sheets or anything that was near him ....He would drink a beer that wasn't in his hand and smoke a cigg that wasn't there either. We had to watch his every move....On A Sunday night he had fallen out of bed and hit the nightstand and cut his head open and needed 7 stiches....a day before that he was down at his friends and tripped over something and fell on his face. A few days after his fall he went down hill he wouldn't get out of bed and when he did he could hardly walk as he legs were weak ...his brain was telling his feet to move but they couldn't. You had to help him around....For 9 days he didn't know who anyone was and never left the
Bad Fucking Day!!!!
When you occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take it out on someone, don't take it out on someone you know, take it out on someone you don't know. I was sitting at my desk when I remembered a phone call I'd forgotten to make. I found the number and dialed it. A man answered, saying "Hello." I politely said, "This is Chris. Could I please speak with Robyn Carter?" Suddenly a manic voice yelled out in my ear "Get the right f**in number!" and the phone was slammed down on me. I couldn't believe that anyone could be so rude. When I tracked down Robyn's correct number to call her, I found that I had accidentally transposed the last two digits. After hanging up with her, I decided to call the 'wrong' number again. When the same guy answered the phone, I yelled "You're an asshole!" and hung up. I wrote his number down with the word 'asshole' next to it, and put it in my desk drawer. Every couple of weeks, when I was paying bills or had a really ba
"why?" To Be Published Summer '07!
This summer, "Why?" will be published by the International Library of Poetry! It's going into a book tentatively titled "Immortal Verses"! WHOOOOOHOOOOOO!!!!
Because Of You By Ne-yo
Because Of You Want to, but I can’t help it I love the way it feels, It’s got me stuck between my fantasy and what is real I need it when I want it, I want it when I don’t Tell myself I’ll stop everyday, knowin’ that I won't I got a problem and I don’t know what to do about it Even if I did, I don’t know if I would quit but I doubt it I’m taken by the thought of it, and I know this much is true Baby, you have become my addiction, I’m so strung out on you I can barely move but I like it And it’s all because of you And it’s all because… Never get enough, She’s the sweetest drug Think of it every second I can't get nothing done, Only concern is the next time, I’m gonna get me some Know I should stay away from, cause it's no good for me I try and try but my obsession wont let me leave I got a problem and I don’t know what to do about it Even if I did, I don’t know if I would quit but I doubt it I’m taken by the thought of it, and I know this much is
Ask Alice
"Would you tell me, please, which way I ought to go from here?""That depends a good deal on where you want to get to, " said the Cat."I don't much care where-" said Alice."Then it doesn't matter which way you go," said the Cat."-so long as I get SOMEWHERE, " Alice added as an explanation."Oh, you're sure to do that," said the Cat, "if you only walk long enough." ~Alice in Wonderland~ ~Lewis Carroll~ Day after day, the father drove to work along the same dreary highway to the same dreary job. Sometimes his daughter went to his office with him. On one of these occasions she noticed a winding road running parallel to the highway. "Oh, Daddy, let's take that road today," she suggested. After some grumbling and mumbling, the father agreed and turned off to take the side road. To
Morning After
Random Thoughts
What I thought was just another random site has become one of my top sites that I've ever been on. I have made more friends in the last week since i've been on CT than i could ever imagine and i just want to thank everyone who has rated me and fanned me...but not because of that....i want to thank you for becoming my friend ;-) MUCH LOVE TO ALL MY CHERRIES ON CT *MWAAAAAAAAAAH*
Once Again Take Notes Guys
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Until The Night
Until the night Milky white shoulders, Ebon’s Embrace, Velvet soft kisses, Moonlight on your face, Nibbles and caresses, Like crimson and lace, Love’s heartbeat evoking, Another time… another place, Feeling your heat, You search and you please, I moan and I cry… As you passionately tease, Mold me and shape me, Take me this night, Desire engulfs me, As my soul takes flight, I’ll keep your love with me, I’ll cradle your heart, As the sun whispers your name, We’re never far apart…
Need To Watch
Rapture's Embrace
Rapture's embrace Raindrops on lips, like velvet kisses, Dreams of nights in rapture's embrace, Silken touches, caressing and loving, Passion engulfing like pale morning light, Candles and incense mingling… with the smell of lust, Lovers as one, molding together, Sighs of content and groans of delight… As desires peak… Holding, searching, teasing, as ecstasy releases, Moist kisses and murmurs of love, Day turns to night and lovers meet once again…
A Lover's Hands
A Lover's Hands A lover's hands, caring and warm, Like the morning's first rays, Molding flesh, cupping gently… caressing softly, A tender kiss, a tease upon naked skin, Rising desire… fulfilling need, Pleasure unbound, as bodies entwine, Hearts beat in sync, cries of ecstasy rise, A lover's hands, seeking and yearning, Until the flames of content, Burn forevermore…
Which Animal Is More Like You?
You scored as Wolf. You Scored As The Awesome Wolf! So cute and cuddley looking you can be feirce! Protecting your young and sometimes your mate you can be very mean. Other wise you're sweet but always on the lookout for something to happen. Eating rare meats and hunting in a pack is your game! Thats something you can't live without. Howling is how you communicate!Wolf100%Kitty Cat!44%Snake.44%Horse.38%Tiger.38%Koala31%Monkey!31%Alligator!25%Panda.19%Bat!13%Polar Bear.
My Other Heroes
2 All My Friends
hey whats up how every 1 doing out there i hope all is well my friends much love 2 ll my friends and family
why do xwives have to be such bitches mine is i havent seen my kids since christmas and that is wrong makes me want to die
I Been A Bad Girl. I Love Too Much.
I feel like I've been punished. Sent to my room with no supper. A time out, so to speak. The last man to invoke those feelings in me is now an EX. I swore then I would never let a man get to me like that again. But here I am, feeling the same way. I so don't deserve this. All I do is love with all my heart. Unconditionally. Since when is that a bad thing? When I love someone, I pour my heart out. I am very obvious. Now, apparently, that has become a problem. I'm damned if I do and damned if I don't. Well, I got a news flash for you, There is no inbetween with me. I am who I am. Deal. If you can't, well then, I'm so sorry for you. I'm keeping it to myself from here on in. Wish me luck, wish me love.
3rd Shift
Hi, this goes out to all who read my blogs. i am working 3rd shift and have very little time during week to be online. i hope all understand and encourage me to do my best at my job. i cant always respont to user comments so please forgive me. this is my 1st time doing a 3rd shift job and it is so hard to get used to love ya all and Missy will be back soon I promise. TTYL Love Ya All Missy
Uniting With Your Twin Flame
I just found something incredible in the Stash of JimmyBlueeyes, under Dunno! It's an article called Uniting With Your Twin Flame and I wish each and every one of my past life companions would read it, especially those with a strong metaphysical interest. It explains to me alot of what is going on in my life right now, as far as connecting with past life companions in such a strong way! It is truly an amazing piece to read!
Photo Fixin For Friends
queue is empty today.. so if anyone wants anything worked on.. today is a good day to ask.
Drew Bledsoe Update Because I Have To
"Rather than spend a 15th season standing on a sideline as a backup, quarterback Drew Bledsoe has decided to walk away from pro football." And as immobile as Drew is, he'll still be walking away on Friday afternoon. I wouldn't say he spent a lot of time in the pocket but not many QB's end up with pigeon shit on their uniforms. Thanks, I'll be here all week. Make sure to tip your wait staff.
Its 4:20!!
I look at the time, and !BOOM! whaddya know, its 4:20! *aaaaahhhhhh* Now, that your all blazed for glory, and lookin for something to do... Why don't you go make yourself a church sign..? LMAO! ;oD
Hello everyone, you are all very nice on here!
New Porn Story
He gently caresses her cheek with his hand and kisses her lips softly. he pulls back ad looks into her eyes and smiles.he slides his hand from her cheek to her arm and kisses her soft lips again. he slide his hand up her shirt feeling the warmth protrude through her skin. his lips part slowly as his tongue slides over her lips. she slides her tongue out and meets his. then slides her hand up his shirt feeling the outline of his abs. she feels his hairline going from his naval up to his chest. they continue to kiss as they start undressing each other slowly. he bends down to caress her breasts and kisses them softly. he starts sucking on her nipples, making her gently moan in his ear. He slides his hand down and pushes her pants down exposing her pubic area, sliding his fingers over her clit wanting her to moan more and louder, he succeeds making her moan more and feeling his fingers get wet. he parts her lips and kisses down her stomach til he reaches her clit. flicking his tongue over
Please Watch Dale Earnhardt Video
Vic Status
As of this morning, I am no longer a VIC member. I just wanted to let you know in case you're wondering why I'm not giving out 11's anymore. There are several reasons why I cancelled the VIC, but I'm not going into them here. No need to stir up the drama. I held onto my VIC for this long because I truly enjoyed bombing and leveling my friends with 11's. That is the only thing I'll miss. I love all of you!!!! Laurie
Works For Me
You prefer Rough sex! You like it ROUGH. Hard, great, wonderful slamming sex is your type of sex. More the product of lust than love - and utterly horny - rough sex is what satisfies you. 'What is the best type of sex for you?' at
Just Sitting Here
I'm sitting here listening to music, letting my mind wander. I have had my trials in life as we all have, but overall, my life is going pretty well. I have a family that I adore, I love my classes in college and am very excited about starting a new chapter in my life. It hopes to be new and exciting with some similar experiences to be enjoyed as well as some new adventures to be had. These new experiences are going to involve some travel, but that part of it is also very inticing to me, for I will be traveling to destinations that I have yet to experience firsthand. I know I am just rambling, but when I am excited about something, I tend to put it to pen....or keyboard as the case may be.... Have a great weekend to those who read this... ~Pounce!!!
Ok Let's Try Something Different
For the sake of arguments: Don't rate my photos if you can't give it anything better than a 10. Sure, my photos are not the sexiest but goodness! I try to be honest about people's pictures or their pages when I rate them. But to give me a vote between 5 and 9? Come on now. Let's get serious here. And the ones who poasted those votes didn't even let their own selves be known. What are they afraid of? Intimidation? I can intimidate the best of them. Ask my friends and they will tell you that I hold no qualms about voicing my opinion. So just remember if you can't give someone a vote of ten then don't vote on their page or pictures.
This Is Kinda Funny!
--Go to --Click on Maps. --Click on get Directions. --From New York,New York --To Paris,France. --And read line # 23. If u laugh then re-post this. :)
To:"that Guy"- Graphic Language,lol
Great Blog and now for The Rebuttle...(Ahem* clears throat) 1. Long hair is not the most important factor. Some short hairstyles are bangin', short dicks ain't. Get your priorities straight, stumpy.**** 2. Definition of a gold-digger: Former innocent, loyal, sweet, heartbroken girl who has come to the conclusion that men just don't give a fuck about women and have nothing to offer besides dick, and money. Dick disappoints sometime, money never does. 3. Just cause your loyal girlfriend forgave you for cheating, it doesn't mean things will remain the same. Newsflash: Any cute male "friend" that she may have has now moved up a few notches, playa. 4. Big titties can't suck a good dick. Nuff' said. 5. If she's mad cool, the two of you always get along with no arguments, and kicking it with her is like kicking it with your boys, keep up the good work. You haven't pissed her off yet. 6. Girls can fuck you and keep it movin' too. Stop thinkin' that if you fuck with us we'r
Are We Really Free?!?!?
The 2nd is a rendition of a slave ship being docked into Latin America ... I'll get to that in my dissertation. If the above images disturb you, then I'm doing my job Let's have a discussion. I'm gonna lay it on the line, this blog may touch some nerves, it may not, but it's all in an effort to raise the consciousness of the Pan African Diaspora (African American, African, Black, Caribbean American, Caribbean, Afro European, Latin Amerian(Brazilian, Panamanian, El Salvadorian, Costa Rican, Etc...) Etc... World Wide... Even though I've seen the movie ROOTS several times in the past, it NEVER ceases to move me to the core, this along with the Slave Chronicles, Rosewood, the documentaries on Hurricane Katrina, et al...have me wondering. ARE WE REALLY FREE?!?!? Here are some definitions of the word: Freedom: 1. the state of being free or at liberty rather than in confinement or under physical restraint 2. political or national independence. 3.
Would You?
OH this should be interesting... CAUSE.... YOU GOT F**KED!!!!! That's right, time to start the game. Post this to see how many will sleep with you! How many will kiss you! How many will marry you! How many will have your kids or you want them to have your kids! How many will make love to you! How many want to make out with you! And the catch? If you want to do these things to the person who sent this. LET THEM KNOW!!!! Don't hide, don't be bashful. Tell them and they might thank you for it. Give them the opportunity to respond by Reposting!!!! If you don't. You will have some bad luck.
Gwawing Anger
She sat looking at me, Not listening to a word. Every time we talked, she Said my opinion was absurd— You should have seen my face; The anger I showed was a disgrace. For years, I have lived with such anger, Gnawing anger, the kind that lingers Like roadkill. To be sure, I am not stranger To rage. Its long bony fingers Have touched my heart many times, Urging me to commit heinous crimes. But to blame anyone for my rage is unjust. No one is responsible for my fury, Though I may think so, my eyesight is simply blurry Anger is seeking a new slave; As for me, I’d rather be brave, Before anger puts me deep down in a grave.
Hi Everyone
I want to thank echo angel for showin me cherrytap!!! You all stop by and see me and drop me a line or two or add me!! Nice to meet everyone
Something From The Heart
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If this was the stiuation what would u do { } kiss me in the rain { } hold mw if i was cold { } tell me to get lost On a scale of 1-10 (10 being the highest)rate me > If i asked you out what would you say { } Yes { } No What would you want me to be { } girlfriend { } bestfriend { } wife { } girlfriend on the side I look like { } hoe { } sweetheart { } heartbreaker { } lier { } player If i gave u the chance would u kiss me { } yes { } no If i told you i was overweight would you diss me because of it { } yes { } no If i told u i liked u would u be like { } eww { } fuck u { } awe { } lets go out { } marry me If i asked u on a date would u say { } yes { } no
How Hot Am I?????
This is the SEXY test. Who has the guts to fill it out Post this and see who will fill this out. You may be surprised to see some of the answers. Mark the answer with an "X" [X] How old do I look? How good do i look from 1-10 (1-ugly / 10-HoTT) [ ] 1 [ ] 2 [ ] 3 [ ] 4 [ ] 5 [ ] 6 [ ] 7 [ ] 8 [ ] 9 [ ] 10 Would you rather.. [ ] Do me Or [ ] Date me Would you rather be on top or bottom? [ ] Top [ ] Bottom Do I have pretty eyes? [ ] Yes [ ] No Do you like my body? [ ] Yes [ ] No Would you be sad if I moved? [ ] Yes [ ] No Would you come visit me? [ ] Yes [ ] No Am I.. [ ] Hott [ ] Beautiful [ ] Sexy [ ] Cute Would you rather.. [ ] Makeout [ ] Cuddle [ ] Fuck [ ] Go out Do you want to go out with me? [ ] Yes [ ] No Would you give me your number? [ ] Yes [ ] No
Fro You Connie
i will always love you an be there for you. i love you butterbutt. just get better. you need rest and you need to get help for your heart. i miss the funny times we had together-
Im Kinda Pissed
honestly, the petition and the bulletins about the pedophile website are as abhorrent to me as the site itself. no i do NOT support pedophilia. i myself was the victim of gay rape as a child. HOWEVER, i do support FREEDOM OF SPEECH. no matter how evil what you are saying is, it is your RIGHT to say it. to repost that bulletin or sign that petition is a DIRECT ACTION AGAINST THE FIRST AMENDMENT. such action disgusts me as much as pedophilia does. "Those who would sacrifice essential liberties for a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety." - Benjamin Franklin 01 Free Speech For...
If I Let You Hit It
if i let u ride it .................. : ) 1.Would you be in control? 2. Would you whisper freaky shit in my ear? 3. Would you talk dirty to me? 4. Would you kiss me with a little or a lot of tongue? 5. Would you go down on me? 6. Would you let me go down on you??? 7. Would you give me a hicky?? 8. How many rounds would we go? 9. What would you wanna do afterwards? 10. Would you take off all ur clothes for me? 11. Would you lick and bite me all over? 12. Would you like 4 play or get straight to the point? 13. Would you take your time if I told you to? 14. Would you fall asleep when we were done? 15. Would you want to go fast or slow? 16. Where would u wanna "do it" at? 17. Would u be loud or quiet? 18. Do you think u could make me have an orgasm? 19. Are u gonna re-post these so I can answer them for you? 20. WOULD U FUCK TODAY? EMAIL LoriL AND LET ME KNOW WHAT U WOULD DO IF I LET U RIDE IT GIRLS REPOST AS"IF I LET U HIT I
Happy Thristy Thursday
Just wanted to get my blog started - Just got off work so what better time for a drink??? and showcase my MA's page - she's new - needs friends Check her out! Dusty4547@ CherryTAP
One Done
Well, I'm pretty much finished with my midterm for Linguistic Anthro. I just have to do in-text citations and the citation page, plus maybe a cover page. Then spell check and print it out! Hopefully I get a good grade on it.
My Poem From The Heart
Dear to… Dear to my heart, dear to my mind Dear to the love left behind Dear to my soul, dear to me I thought it would be Dear to my face, dear to her Dear to the love, she claims hers Dear to my body, dear to my love Dear to the one, I’m thinking of Dear to her body, dear to her life Dear to her body, dear to her life Dear to the one, I will call wife Dear to her hands, dear to her touch Dear to her love, I miss too much Dear to my sadness, dear to my heart Dear to the pieces, which fell apart Dear to my tears, dear to them not Dear because I have not felt a drop Dear to my pain, dear to her name Dear to the love, which will stay Always stay the same Dear to my baby, dear to her bad Dear to the one, I cannot have Dedicated to those who miss what they Had once it’s really gone…
Hmmmmm Ok
Jade And I
Today I plan to take my daughter to the park, but the local park is small and boring. So we got in my car and took off for Dan Nichols park near salibury nc. We had a blast. It is good place for small kids. I hope to take her again next week. You can have a day of fun for less than 20 dollars. Day of fun for a great price.
A peaceful breeze, Gently blows through my hair. I think of you, And whisper your name. The moon is bright, And the stars are shinning, Way up in the sky. Tonight the earth seems so peaceful, Summer is slowly fading to fall. The sweet smell of dew in the air, And the light of the moon on my face, Brings me to my knees. I feel a chill in the air all around me, And can hear the leaves rustling in the trees. The sidewalk is still warm from the warm afternoon sun, Beneath my feet. The memories of the summer fill my mind, But soon will disappear. Like all the times we shared, Under the moonlit sky. They'll blow away with the wind, Until next year, When summer comes again. By: Sara Prince August 26, 1996
Week 11
week 11 You To keep your baby supplied with food and oxygen, your body makes more blood (you’ll be producing 50% extra before the nine months is up). Because of this, blood vessels have to become floppier – otherwise they’d burst. Hormones make blood vessels more flexible – but also make other tissues relax. So watch out for constipation caused by gut muscles becoming sluggish. Your baby Your baby’s jaw rises up away from the chest, as his neck begins to lengthen. Many mums have a dating scan around now – your first chance to see your amazing tiny baby, swooping about inside you and even making facial expressions such as yawning. (It’s very moving, so pack those tissues!) Picture perfect? • A dating scan (between 10 and 16 weeks) will give you an estimated date of delivery – and can also tell you whether you’re carrying one, two…or more babies! • Between 11 and 13 weeks you may have a nuchal scan, although in many areas you have to pay for these.
Thoughts On A Thursday
I drive around alot for work, so I am well versed in who has the cleanest bathrooms in the areas that I work in. I tend to go to these places often, and get to know the people who work there. The other day I got to thinking, is there anything worse than a warm toilet seat? Caseys, a chain in IL and I'm sure other places, keep their bathrooms so cold, I swear you need to break the ice in the bowl to pee. So when you get a warm seat, it just creeps me out. I locate utilities for a living, so I spend lots of time in people's backyards. I have become an expert at slipping in quietly into a backyard, marking out the utilities, and leaving. This is a great skill to have, because if you run into a homeowner it adds at leat 10 minutes onto a locate. I have heard about surgeries, various wars, gardening, and many other pieces of information that I may never use. But to be honest, I do enjoy learning new things, and some are very interesting, but I have attention problems at work, a
Morph Help
I created one, but how do I use it. Everywhere says its an invalid file type. Help please
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Why Men Are Better Than Women?
(SOMEONE SENT THIS TO ME AND I THOUGHT IT WAS FUNNY AND WANTED TO SHARE WITH YOU ALL) 1. A guy's butt is never a factor in a job interview. 2. A guy's orgasms are real. Always. 3. A guy's last name stays put. 4. The garage is all his. 5. Wedding plans take care of themselves. 6. He doesn't have to curl up next to a hairy butt every night. 7. Chocolate is just another snack. 8. He can wear a white shirt to a water park. 9. Foreplay is optional. 10. He never feels compelled to stop a friend from getting laid. 11. Car mechanics tell him the truth. 12. He doesn't give a rat's ass if someone notices his new haircut. 13. The world is his urinal. 14. Hot wax never comes near his pubic area. 15. He never has to drive to another gas station because "this one's just too icky." 16. Same work . . . more pay. 17. Wrinkles add character. 18. He doesn't have to leave the room to make emergency crotch adjustments. 19. Wedding Dress $2,000;
Welcome Missy
I would like to introduce you all to my new kitten.  Her name for the moment is Missy, but it's open to change apparently... She is 8 weeks old today. She was born on Thursday 15th February 2007, and is adorable!
Please Go Sign My Map
Quick Update
just a quick update. all is going well with the new job will post more when i've time. got some lovely pics of the view too.
Greeting Cards Unsuccessfully Marketed By Hallmark
1. Happy Vasectomy! Hope you feel zippy! 'Cause when I got one... I got real snippy. 2. I heard you had herpes...and I feel terrible...I'd say "Get well soon"...but I know it's incurable. 3. My tire was thumping. I thought it was flat. When I looked at the tire....I found your cat...Sorry! 4. You had your bladder removed and you're on the mends.... here's a bouquet of flowers and a box of Depends. 5. You've announced that you're gay, and won't that be a laugh, when they find out you're one of the Joint Chiefs of Staff. 6. So your daughter's a hooker, and it spoiled your day... look at the bright side, she's a really good lay. 7. Heard your wife left you... How upset you must be...Don't fret about your wife though... She's moving in with me. 8. Your computer is dead... and it was so alive... you shouldn't have installed... Win'95. 9. You totalled your car... and can't remember why... maybe it was... that case of Bud Dry 10. So you lost your job... It's one of
Salmon Sorrento
Salmon Sorrento Need a new salmon recipe? Here, a rich-textured and colorful sauce made with fresh tomatoes and olives becomes the perfect partner for one of our favorite fish. Mop up the sauce with warm crusty bread. Credit: American Heart Association Meals in Minutes Servings: 4 Ingredients: * 1 tablespoon extra virgin olive oil * 5 medium Italian plum tomatoes, diced * 6 medium black olives, coarsely chopped * 6 medium green olives, coarsely chopped * 3 tablespoons lemon juice * 2 tablespoons coarsely or finely chopped fresh parsley (Italian, or flat-leaf, preferred) * 1 tablespoon capers, rinsed and drained * 1 1/2 teaspoons bottled minced garlic or 3 medium cloves garlic, thinly sliced * Pepper to taste * 1-pound salmon fillet Directions: Heat a large skillet over medium-high heat. Add oil and swirl to coat bottom of skillet. Add tomatoes, black and green olives, lemon juice, parsley, capers, garlic and pepper;
Thank Yoy To Jason And Everyone Else That Sent Me Get Well Cards And Gifts
CommentCloset First of all I have to say how wonderful A man I have that he would take time out of his busy day to stop and buy me the cold medicine and cough drops, and yes even good old OJ and drop it off to me at work so I can feel better, very good to me he is! Thanks to all of you that stopped by to wish me better as well, as soon as my sheets and blankie is out of the dryer I will be taking some more medi and going to bed. Much love to you all. Heather
Questionnaire For Guys Who Want To Date Me
Are you or have you been married & if not how long have you been single? What is your longest relationship? Are you looking for causel or exclusive? Do you have kids? Do you want kids? Do you have siblings? Do you do any kind of drugs? Do you drink? Do you smoke? Have you ever been arrested? Do you like pets? Do you go to Church? Do you have your own place? If no, have you lived on your own? What do you like to do for fun? What is your ideal soul mate, what qualities would you like? What color are your eyes? What is good about you? Is family important too you? What are you dislikes in a woman? Do you have a temper? Do you have pierces’ and/or tattoos’? Do you mind tattoos’ on a woman?
Old One But Still Funny
A wealthy couple had planned to go out for the evening. The woman of the house decided to give their butler, Jeeves, the rest of the night off. She said they would be home very late, and that he should just enjoy his evening. As it turned out, however, the wife wasn't having a good time at the party, so she came home early, alone. Her husband had to stay there, as several of his important clients were there. As the woman walked into her house, she saw Jeeves sitting by himself in the dining room. She called for him to follow her, and led him into the master bedroom. She looked at him and smiled. "Jeeves," she said. "Take off my dress. " He did this carefully. "Jeeves," she continued. "Take off my stockings and garter." He silently obeyed her. "Jeeves," she then said. "Remove my bra and panties. " As he did this, the tension continued to mount. She then said, "Jeeves, if I ever catch you wearing my clothes again, you're fired!"
It's Only The Internet....right?
Off and on I've heard people remark that certain things are okay because it's "only the internet". Now, maybe it is just me but I use the internet as a form of communication, not to glamorize some major alter ego or create some persona I wish I had in real life. Anyone who knows me well, knows that I am the and off. So I thought about this "only the internet" thing and I think about my friends I met on Myspace. My roommate for one. My gurlz I roll with and hand with from Houston and a few others. I also do not consider anyone that I've not physically touched as being not real. My "back" MILF is in Ohio. I talk to her every night and she is very real to me although I met her online and we are not going to meet in person until May, that is the same with my gurlie Ayemorena from Cali, who I am slated to meet in person over Labor Day weekend in Houston. I guess that makes me wonder what other people's idea of Real are. I know that not everyone thinks as I
Today I'm Going To Get...
A facial. Yes, I need one before my vacation. A Facial and a waxing is a great way to start a vacation! Then tomorrow I'm getting my nails and feet all pretty. And I still have to finish packing. I shall be gone for 8 days. I plan to return with lots of pictures, a tan, and a good drunken story or two. I'll be back for 4 days, then it's off to the desert with my two sisters for Coachella. I expect to return with a bad burn, a hangover, and probably a police record, and a nice mugshot. It will be worth it, cause I'll have great skin! HA!
You And I.........
You and I are connected in a way that goes beyond romance, beyond friendship, beyond what we've ever had before. It has defied time, distance, and changes in ourselves and in our lives. It has defied every explanation. Except one: Pure and simply, we're soul mates. I can't explain, I just feel it. It's there in the way my spirits lift whenever we talk. The sound of your voice brings me home, in a way I can't explain. It's in the delight I feel, when we laugh at exactly the same things. When I'm with you, it's like a tiny piece of the universe shifts into place. A place it's supposed to be, and all is right with the world. These things and so many more, have made me understand that this is a once in a lifetime, forever connection. A connection that could only exist between you and me. And deep in my soul, I know that our relationship is a rare gift. One that brings us extraordinary happiness all through our lives.
First Time
It's your first time. As you lie back your muscles tighten. You put him off for a while searching for an excuse, but he refuses to be swayed as he approaches you. He asks if you're afraid, and you shake your head bravely and mumble no. He has had more experience, but it's the first time his finger has found the right place. He probes deeply and you shiver; your body tenses; but he's gentle like he promised he'd be. He looks deeply within your eyes and tells you to trust him-- he's done this many times before. His cool smile relaxes you and you open wider to give him more room for an ease entrance. You begin to plead and beg him to hurry, but he slowly takes his time, wanting to cause you as little pain as possible. As he presses closer, going deeper, you feel the tissue give way; pain surges throughout your body and you feel slight trickle of blood as he continues. He looks at you concerned and asks you if it's too painful. Your eyes are filled with tears but you shake your
okay i'm in a relationship. i've been with my guy since October of 2005. we love each other and we live together, but i find that he is still looking at porn even though he knows how i feel about it. pornagrphy PISSES me off. makes me gag. and its a MAJOR turn off to me. i know i'm not the only one whos anti-porn either. there's a website. here's the link. surprisingly there ARE men who dont look at porn and they ARENT gay either as you will discover if you visit the site. REAL men. REAL stories. Do you think rape is funny? Playboy, Penthouse and Hustler do. From Penthouse JOIN ME IN THE FIGHT AGAINST PORN AND THE NEGATIVE IMPACT IT HAS ON THE SOCIETY!!! i'm also reading an Opposing Viewpoints book on Pornagraphy and so far i'm finding there's more bad than good that comes from the indulgence of any form of porn.
Missing Him
*sighs* No I'm not down in the dumps. I'm just bored and I have a major sinus headache. Not to mention I miss Teddy. He said he was getting out of school at four pm and that he'd talk to me then. And I haven't heard from him yet. Maybe I think he's an hour behind me :( Ahh hell I don't know. I just want to talk to him *sighs*
Sweet Girl
Hello Im Kathry sweet young lady who loves to have a good time.
Your lips, your eyes, your soul Are like a work of art, The most creative thing of all Is your beautiful heart. If you were a painting, No colours could express The beauty deep inside you, A rainbow, nothing less. If you were a sculpture The clay could hardly make Your figure of an angel Without one mistake. If you were a euphony No choir could really sing All the beautiful music Your eyes could possibly bring. So here I am, an artist, With inspiration beyond belief But to capture such rare beauty, I'd have to be a thief.
Ladies Only Lol
One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his Sweat- shirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, "What setting do I use on the washing machine?" "It depends," I replied. "What does it say on your shirt?" He yelled back, " University of Oklahoma ." And they say blondes are dumb... ----------------------------------------------------------- A couple is lying in bed. The man says, "I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world." The woman replies, "I'll miss you..." ----------------------------------------------------------- "It's just too hot to wear clothes today," Jack says as he stepped out of the shower, "honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this?" "Probably that I married you for your money," she replied. -----------------------------------------------------------
So It Goes
"If I hadn’t spent so much time studying Earthlings," said the Tralfamadorian, "I wouldn’t have any idea what was meant by 'free will.' I've visited thirty-one inhabited planets in the universe, and I have studied reports on one hundred more. Only on Earth is there any talk of free will." Kurt Vonnegut, Jr. (1922-2007), Slaughterhouse-Five, Chapter 4 The first time I'd heard of a cashier's check was in the movie Ghost. But this morning Martha and I went to our local credit union and got one because the underwriter for our home loan requires it at the closing tomorrow morning. It's hard to believe that in less than twenty-four hours as I'm writing this we'll be able to move into our own house! We don't have to rush, fortunately; we paid up our rent to the end of April. Not that we haven't packed . . . oh, I'd say nearly everything we're not directly using now! It's always fun to get boxes from your local store -- I had to do that five years ago when I moved from Crescent City and
When Will I Ever Know
Time keeps passing and all I can think about is you How you made me feel The good and the bad All the laughs and all the pain I wonder, will this love really work If its does then why am i so sad I know I havent been the best I know Ive been an ass I wish could just be in ur arms but you're so far away All these things keep running through this head of mine I just want to be happy, with you by my side But as I live and breath I know I will someday fuck it all up That is if I havent already When will I ever know If IM doing things right Im I just lost to this world of love Have I already lost the fuckin fight I love you with all my heart and I know you said you love me too But.. When will I every know When will I know if this love is true
All Active-duty Troops In Iraq And Afghanistan Must Stay 90 More Days. Move Aids Buildup But Adds To Strain On Forces.
By Julian E. Barnes, Times Staff Writer April 12, 2007 Graphic WASHINGTON — The Pentagon ordered 90-day extensions Wednesday for all active-duty Army troops in Iraq and Afghanistan, stretching their overseas tours from 12 to 15 months in a move that will exert new strain on a struggling military but allow the Bush administration to continue its troop buildup in Baghdad well into next year. Defense Secretary Robert M. Gates' announcement came amid expectations that the Pentagon was about to order longer tours for some units, but the new policy is a far more sweeping and drastic step, stretching deployments for more than 100,000 members of the Army. "I realize this decision will ask a lot of our Army troops and their families," Gates said, adding that it would ensure that the administration would not be forced to withdraw forces before it was ready. "This approach also upholds our commitment to decide when to begin any drawdown of U.S. forces in Iraq solely based on cond
There You Go
Please don't come around talkin bout that you love me Cuz that love shit just ain't for me And I dont wanna hear that you adore me And I know that all you're doin is runnin your mind games Don't you know my game beats these games So your best bet is to be straight with me So you say you wanna talk, let's talk If you won't talk, I'll walk, yeah it's like that Got a new man, he's waiting out back Now what, what you think about that Now when I say I'm through, I'm through Basically, I'm through with you Whatcha wanna say, had to have it your way, had to play games Now you're beggin me to stay..There you go, lookin pitiful Just because I let you go There you go, talkin bout you want me back But sometimes it be's like that, so There you go, talkin bout you miss me so, that you love me so, why I let ya go There you go cause your lies got old, look at you There you go Please don't come around talkin bout how you changed How you said good-bye to what's-her-name All it sounds like to me is new
lately i have had women putting me down the way i look and i am sick of it. i know i not the greatest looking guy in the world. but listen ladies if you dont like the way i look then dont even freaking talk to me ok. i am the nicest caring guy you can talk to. but i guess there to dumb to relize that
Justice System - If You Don't Read Any Of My Other Blogs...please Read This.
They just fucked over one of the few decent human beings I know. I don't know what to say....How can someone up there on the stand BALLING over his mistake...uncontrolably mind you, be a horrible dangerous criminal? I honestly don't know what else to say. I'm blown away...12 years for something that HE DIDN'T DO!!!!!!!!!!!! That's just completely fucked in my book. I hope the State's Attorney and the Judge read this. There are no words for how much I Hate the both of you...You made a huge mistake. Randy is innocent, he was trying to talk his friend out of robbing his neighbors....and instead Randy gets hit with 12 years out of his life. He's 28 years old. That's a looooong time. What can I do?? Nothing. I get to sit by and watch the justice systems fuck some body's life, and there's nothing I can do to stop it. So much for "Justice for All".
My 22nd bday is this saturday!!! Who's excited?
#1 Part 2
wow got me some more 1's i am so special. lol what i want is for babyjesus to make it so you get notified if some one markes you les than 5 so you can block that person or mark there pics like -10
Tongue Update
ok, well my tongue piercing is a week old tomorrow, but Yesterday I woke up and the ball on the underside of my tongue was almost totally inbeded. I was not impressed. I had kinda had an inkling that the bar was too small. So, I went to my local Tattoo and Piercing place, as it was originally done on a recomendation of a family member in a place over an hour away from me. They were so nice in there, and understanding. I was so worried they would think I was an idiot. He was really great and changed the bar for me. It did cost me a furthur £15, but at least I didn't have to take it out completly. He reassured me that it was healing well, before slagging off the original piercer, saying that he was obviously not professional, as not only was the bar too small, but the balls were too small also. He was such a darling and I will in future have any work done there. No questions asked!....
Act Like A Man, Not A Boy!!!!
...some dudes act like they have never in their existence seen an ass or a pair of breasts. Some of the 'males', I CANNOT use the word men or man, need to grow up, they act like 10 year old little boys sneaking into their fathers adult magazine stash and losing it. Although I LOVE a woman's body, there is a way to approach a woman without blurting out obscenities like a RETARD on CRACK with TOURETTES SYNDROME. A lot of you cats make 'men' look bad because u may have hair on your nuts or face, but sometimes when a woman is approached by a 'REAL' man she cannot initially distinguish, because of the disgusting behavior by certain 'MALES'. If a woman has a nice backside or breasts its NOT ok to state the obvious ESPECIALLY in such a sophomoric, moronic way as 'NICE TITS', 'NICE BOOBS', or the more sexual things you'd LIKE TO do to her 'ASS', most of you assholes have mother's, sisters, aunts, grandmothers, ETC...hmmm I wonder how you would feel if a male approached a woman in
Song Of The Day! Afternoon Edition
Ok guys i know i've not done it in a while... I've been soooo busy at work so i'm sorry here's a treat for ya its Bullet for my Valentine with All These Things I hate(Revolve Around Me) :D ENJOY Once more I say goodbye, to you Things happen but we don't really know why If it's supposed to be like this, why do most of us ignore the chance to miss? Oh yeah... Torn apart at the seams and my dreams turn to tears, I'm not feeling this situation Run away try to find a safe place you can hide It's the best place to be when you're feeling like.. Me...(me!) Yeah...(yeah!) All these things I hate revolve around Me...(me!) Yeah...(yeah!) Just back off before I snap Once more you tell those lies, to me Why can't you just be straight up with honesty? When you say these things in my ear, why do you always tell me what you wanna hear? Oh yeah... Wear your heart on your sleeve, make things hard to believe, I'm not feeling this situation Run away try to find a safe pla
First of all, I thank you my friend OffiSir for finding me an outlet for the complexity of thoughts I endure. Choices and consequences. It seems that choices made satisfy missing elements, and then create new challenges. Would be bliss to choose to quench one desire without creating another dilemma. The never have enough when the plate is overflowing state of existence is perplexing. More, more, more, yet never filling addictive thrill rush release only to be followed by deep abyss emptiness. How to halt the neverending process and not feel devoid is the challenge.
Ok I Think This Would Be More Of A Guy Thing
An old man and his wife have gone to bed. After laying there a few minutes the old man farts and says,"Seven Points." His wife rolls over and says, "What in the world was that?" The old man replied, "It's fart football!" A few minutes later the wife lets one go and says - "Touchdown, tie score!" After about five minutes the old man farts again and says - "Touchdown, I'm ahead 14 to 7!" Not to be out done the wife rips another one and says, - "Touchdown, tie score!" Five seconds go by and she lets out a squeaker and says - "Fieldgoal, I lead 17 to 14!" Now the pressures on and the old man refuses to get beat by a woman so he strains real hard but to no avail. Realizing a defeat is totally unacceptable he gives it everything he has but instead of farting he poops the bed. The wife looks and says, "What the heck was that?" The old man replied, "Half-time, Switch sides!"
Metalhead & Metal At Work
The vid quality is pretty shitty because I recorded it with my cell phone. Its a quick clip of me and metal at work. while your here click the link and show him some CT love. ( Its Glue!!! ) Metal@ CherryTAP
Thanks 4 Ur Prayers!
Just so everyone knows Damian is doing great. He probley not be returning back to school the rest of the week. But the surgery went fine and is restin now at home. Everything else is fine on the home front. ttyl take care and god bless for all ur prayers!
There just doesn't seem to be any real women or men out there these days. I see all these women my age or older trying to act like some little teenager on these type of sites and it just irritates me. At our age we should be aware of who we are and not trying to be what other people want us to be or what we think they want. It's funny because I'm always seeing guys my age robbing the cradle and getting together with girls that are just out of high school. Not until recently have I figured out why. In my opinion, it's because these girls have high hopes of families and that perfect life so the guys are either taking advantage of it or in a fatasy land and think that the girl is actually ready for that sort of thing. For you guys that may read this, if you are taking advatage of a situation then you are a piece of shit. You are the reason women are untrusting of us good guys. If you are living in that fantasy world then let the girl grow up and deal with lifes experiences as everyone els
These BOYS on CT need a good lesson. All they care about is talking nasty and looking at nudes, but they're not getting that here! After I decline them from looking at my pics they try to talk shit. I'm a married woman I'm not here to look for sex or a man I have that already so fuck off pervs!!! banana_boy2k@ CherryTAP PSEbowhunter2007@ CherryTAP
Not Sure If This Works, But Check It Out.
Truth Or Dare !!!
TRUTH OR DARE So here's the deal...You get to ask me *How Ever Many Questions You Want!**, no matter how crazy, inappropriate, or just random, and I promise to answer it 100% truthfully (thats the "truth" part) I dare you to repost this and see what people ask you. _________________________________________________ Yes Im bored oh well thats what this is for have fun with it. ask your ?s lol Ill send anyone who ask a message with the answer or answers depending on the amout of ? s you all ask, keep in mind for those of you that do know much about me. Its a great way to get to know ;) take care all you lovly peope have a GREAT day! ~XOXOX~ Natalie
Golf Ball
Two Golfers were approaching the first tee. The first guy goes into his golf bag to get a ball and says to his friend - "Hey, why don't you try this ball." He draws a green golf ball out of his bag. "Use this one - You can't lose it!" His friend replies, "What do you mean you can't lose it?!!" The first man replies, "I'm serious, you can't lose it. If you hit it into the woods, it makes a beeping sound, if you hit it into the water it produces bubbles, and if you hit it on the fairway, smoke comes up in order for you to find it." Obviously, his friend doesn't believe him, but he shows him all the possibilities until he is convinced. The friend says, "Wow! That's incredible! Where did you get that ball?" The man replies, "I found it." (Think about it... it'll come to you :)
Funky Monkey Butt Chunk Burgers!!!
I found an old package of ground deer meat, fried it up with a bit of onion, tasted it...and almost threw up my eyeballs. :P
Missing Someone!!!!
Well One of my Best friend's past away 4-4-07..... The cancer was just to bad I guess... I miss him more and more everyday.... Joey Blankenship you will be forever in my heart.... RICK JAMES NIGGA!!!!!! As he would say..... LOL.....
why cant I find one decent guy who doesnt lie, who doesnt have any kind if a prison record, one who will love me for who I am not only on the outside but who I am on the inside,and who will accept the fact that I have a child. all guys want are model types of women who weigh only 12 lbs and dont have any children its so sickening. Ive been cheated on so many times before and I feel like I will never be good enough for anybody.
Dear Nosy Person At Work,
Please mind your damn business. If I'm discussing shoes with a co-worker, please dont butt in. I dont need your two cents. And you have NO room to talk, when YOUR shoes look like Jesus' old gym shoes that you walked throught a cactus patch in. It's called Payless Shoe Source. They're having a Two For One sale...go see about that. And if you dont like me calling you and your ugly shoes out to your face. Mind your damn business. That is all.
so i just got off the phone with my ex boyfriend... i was in an alright mood before i called him.. not the best mood, but an alright one.. and now i just feel like shit, a total waste of space... it's like how can one person make you feel so horrible about yourself in less than 15 minutes? its been like this on and off since we met.. even when we were still together... I just want to be happy and he has made me happier than i have ever been, but at the same damn time, He has hurt me more than anyone ever... i guess i let him chose my emotions all too often, but for some stupid reason, i always go to him with problems.. he doesn't care though, so why do i keep setting myself up to be hurt? why am i so stupid? if anyone who actually reads this has the answer, let me know please... i can't deal with this anymore on my own....
The Vasectomy...
After having their 11th child, an Arkansas couple decided that was enough, as they could not afford a larger bed. So the husband went to his veterinarian and told him that he and his cousin didn't want to have any more children. The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that could fix the problem but that it was expensive. A less costly alternative, said the doctor, was to go home, get a cherry bomb (fireworks are legal in Arkansas), light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to his ear and count to 10. The Arkansan said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest man in the world, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next to my ear is going to help me." Trust me," said the doctor. So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can. He held the can up to his ear and began to count: "1" "2" "3" "4" "5" At which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs, and resumed
My Gun
Somebody rated my picture a 1 it appears. Must be somebody who doesn't like GLOCKS. Maybe some dyed-in-the-wool 1911 fan? Those of you who are not gun fans, you may not have a clue what I'm babbling about. LOL I have at least 30 guns, so I'm sure there's something in my collection that will appeal to everyone. I realize there are a certain number of people around who simply do not like guns in general. Nothing says you have to like anything. But guns are not good or evil, they are neutral inanimate objects that can be used for good, or evil. Many uses are morally neutral. I don't think one can argue that a sporting activity of shooting holes in a piece of paper with precision is an issue of good or evil. It is simply an activity, such as collecting stones or stamps. Those who blame guns for crime, rather than criminals, are misguided or unable to think clearly about the matter. If guns were inherently "evil" why would be insist that the police carry something inheren
Adult Story
He walks threw the door to find her cooking. sneaking up behind her, he wraps his arms around her, kissing her neck , she beings to smile talking about there day, he turns her around to say I love you and they being to kiss softly, she wraps her arms around his neck , she begins to playfully bite his lip while they kiss one another making out in the kitchen lifting her up and placing her on the counter by her hips, she wraps her legs around him, and beings to unbutton his shirt as he undoes her bra with two fingers, taking off her shirt and bra, she removes his shirt and goes to undo his button and his zipper, his , black kakis falling to his ankles, he undoes her button and pulls down her jeans off while still sitting on the counter, while she is running her hands threw his hair his nibbling on her breast and her nipples, she takes deep breaths and he moves up to her neck where it drives her crazy, pulling her towards him he slides his penis into her softly watching her nose flair
Dj Cash's Cherry Blast Contest
So I decided to do my own contest after having so much fun in the ones I am involved in. This is a simple contest, nothing special to enter. You can choose any picture in any of your albums as long as it is SFW. This will be a comment bombing contest. Prizes are as follows: 1st place: $40,000 worth of gifts, your choice. 2nd place: $20,000 worth of gifts, your choice. 3rd place: $10,000 worth of gifts, your choice. If I have enough people signed up, the contest will start Friday, April 13, at 12pm and will end Wednesday, April 18, at 12pm. If you are interested just click on the picture below and private message me with the link of the picture you wish to enter the contest with. "DJ Cash" (CTAF Squad 3 - #17) {sparklin_eyez fiance} []@ CherryTAP
Can't Be Satisfied
Well I'm goin' away to leave Won't be back no more Goin' back down south, child Don't you want to go? Woman I'm troubled, I be all worried in mind Well baby I just can't be satisfied And I just can't keep from cryin' Well I feel like snappin' Pistol in your face I'm gonna let some graveyard Lord be your resting place Woman I'm troubled, I be all worried in mind Well baby I can never be satisfied And I just can't keep from cryin' Well now all in my sleep Hear my doorbell ring Looking for my baby I couldn't see not a doggone thing Woman I was troubled, I was all worried in mind Well honey I could never be satisfied And I just couldn't keep from cryin' Well I know my little old baby She gonna jump and shout That old train be late man, Lord And I come walking out I be troubled, I be all worried in mind Well honey ain't no way in the world could we be satisfied And I just can't keep from crying
Hey just for those of you that haven't seen yet I have some new pics up so go check them out!
It's Not Real
THIS IS WHAT I KEPT TELLING MYSELF! There's way too many times I stay up late unable to sleep. Just thinking of you or the mention of your name makes my body shake. Putting my mind on other things don't work. Starting another project, nope, don't work. You fill my every thoughts Every thing that I do, you are in it! I lay here staring at nothing but the dullest white of a cieling, alone. Wondering why you absorb my thoughts, motions, mind. I should be over you and I still feel your presence. I can still feel you, with me, around me, in my blood. What can I do to get rid of all thoughts, emotions of you? Its just not real and this i know. Its just not the same then why complain Its just not me to linger on. I know, I know........... It's just NOT real Not real at all.
Personally, I feel the need for a major change. I feel like I'm being held back with my job, my apartment, the school my daughter has to go to, etc. I swear I'm at my wits end. The people I work with fuck off more than they work so I end up picking up the slack or suffering the consequences cuz my boss is an asshole. My apartment sucks and I just renewed my lease so I'm stuck there for another 11 months unless I can come up with an extra month's rent. My blazer needs tires, they fucking rezoned the school's so my daughter is going to be bussed nearly 5 miles to a shit school next year rather than being able to walk the 1.17 miles to the A school her whole life revolves around. Her friends, and subsequently her support system, will all be going to the closer school. Yes, normally change can be a good thing for a child, but in her case it would be detrimental. Having been molested, put through a trial, and unexplained seizures, she needs her support system and I can only
Another Roadside Tradgedy
Kiss me goodnight, shake me awake. The closer I get to you the more I can't wait. Roll on down here; smell my brakes. No time for coffee, just splash water on my face. Kick my tires, count out-of-state plates. Roll down my window, don't the wind feel great. Sunrise my friend, sunset again. The song I keep humming while my four wheels are spinning. Another road, another road, another roadside tragedy. Wind it down and back it up. I might get there sooner than I thought No warranty or no wear and tear It don't matter just as long as I get there. Another road, another road, another roadside tragedy. Another road, another road, another roadside tragedy. Another road, another road, another roadside tragedy. Another road, another road, another roadside tragedy.
Love Or Convenience?
I just need to get some shit off my chest. Having a very bad week.I have a friend who asked me the following question, and wasn't sure how to respond. How do you know if you're staying with the person you are with because you love them, or if it's only because it's convenient? My first instinct is to say, follow your heart. If it feels right, it is right. But I've been there, and done that, and been wrong. More than once. So how do you know? Your feedback would be greatly appreciated on this.
To You
sometimes i know the words to say, give thanks for all you've done, but then they fly up and away, as quickly as they come. how could i possibly thank you enough, the one who makes me whole, the one to whom i owe my life, the forming of my soul. the one who tucked me in at night, the one who stopped my crying, the one who was a exspert, at picking up when i was lieing. the one who saw me off to school' and spend countless days alone, yet magically produced a smile, as soon as i came home. the one who makes such sacrifices, to always put me first, who let me test my broken wings, in spite of how it hurt. who paints a rainbow, whenits full of broken dreams, who explains it all so clearly, when nothing is what it seems. for changeing with me as i change, accepting all my flaws, not loveing "cause you had to" but loving "just becasue". All your hopes and all your dreams, the strangth tht noone sees, a transfer over many years, your best was
"dream Free"
Dreams live within the Hearts and minds of the free Freedom will never die Dreams will never end 'No' is never the end Only the begining We are the people of free minds We are a world of bright dreams Falling into darkness Words will never shut out the lights Stones will never make us blind to our dreams To my dreams Of one world Of equal people So help us
Funny Stuff
Remember it takes a college degree to fly a plane, but only a high school diploma to fix one. After every flight, UPS pilots fill out a form, called a "gripe sheet," which tells mechanics about problems with the aircraft. The mechanics correct the problems, document their repairs on the form, and then the pilots review the gripe sheets before the next flight. Never let it be said that ground crews lack a sense of humor. Here are some actual maintenance complaints submitted by UPS pilots (marked with a P) and the solutions recorded (marked with an S) by maintenance engineers. By the way, UPS is the only major airline that has never, ever, had an accident. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ P: Left inside main tire almost needs replacement. S: Almost replaced left inside main tire. P: Test flight OK, except auto-land very rough. S: Auto-land not installed on this aircraft. P: Something loose in cockpit S: Something tightened in cockpit P: Dead bugs on windshield. S: Live bugs on back-
I'm beginning to really wonder why I'm even around sometimes.
Hi this is my first day on Cherry Tap and I think its great...lots of new stuff to try out! Hope everyone is having a wonderful day!
The First Post
More of hi rather than anything else. Might use this to make random whines, rants, voicing of my personal opinion and other venting about the general stupidity of 80% of the human population! Ian.
Not The Handshake !
Cyanide & Happiness @
Être Juste Avec Toi ! ! !
Je me perds dans vos beaux yeux Je biseaute écarte même si j'ai voulu essayer Votre parfait de chaque manière La pensée de toi fait juste mon jour Vous êtes venus chez moi des cieux ci-dessus Vous avez volé dedans sur des ailes mon ange de l'amour Quand rien ne semble pour aller tout à fait bien et I plus peut voir la lumière Je considère votre visage angélique et je suis emporté à un endroit bien meilleur J'aime chaque mot que vous avez dit Vous me déplacez comme le jeu de la musique I dans ma tête en ce monde des vérités fausses que je sais seulement une chose vraie j'abandonnerait tout être juste avec toi.
Toronto, Canada...
Okay - so tomorrow I'm heading to Toronto for a fun filled mixed with pleasure. So - I have to ask...of the 500+ friends I have on Cherry tap, and the 2-3 that will actually read many of you have been to Toronto? Obviously, I'm going down to Niagara to spend a day...but what to do with the rest of my time there? I'm thinking about: The CN Tower The Islands Park Chinatown Thoughts on suggestions on other things to do would be greatly appreciated... I'm not much into the whole touristy thing...I love photo taking opportunities, nature, etc... Thanks in advance for any suggestions or advice you can give me... Ken PS... I'm most likely taking Nut Boy with I'll be posting pictures of the 'Adventures of Nut Boy'... KK
Fat Bastard Seen At Shea!!
300-pound man crushes fan at Shea BY ZACHARY DOWDY Posted April 11 2007, 10:20 PM EDT Ellen Massey always counted being struck by a baseball or a bat at Shea Stadium among the hazards of being a Mets fan, but she never thought a 300-pound man would come crashing down the stands -- and onto her. That's what the Manhattan resident, 58, said happened on Monday, Opening Day at Shea. Shortly after the seventh-inning stretch, she said, a man dressed in a green Army-type jacket tumbled from higher seats and onto her back, knocking the wind out of her and, ultimately, causing serious injury. "I only know he came flying," Massey, 58, said Wednesday from her bed in Jacobi Medical Center in the Bronx. "I was literally not able to breathe for about half-a-minute or so. The first thing I was aware of was not being able to breathe, and then when I was able to breathe I was aware of the pain in my lower back." Massey, who is a lawyer, is scheduled for
Gotta Love A Tough Woman. .
Woman guilty of chainsaw murder, faces death • Daphne Wright, 43, convicted of chainsaw murder • First time woman has faced death penalty in South Dakota • Prosecutor says jealousy drove accused to kill rival • Victim Darlene VanderGiesen was dismembered, burned SIOUX FALLS, South Dakota (AP) -- A woman accused of killing and dismembering her former lover's friend was convicted Thursday of premeditated murder and could become the state's first female defendant to face the death penalty. Daphne Wright, 43, cried as the verdict was read. The same jury that found her guilty will consider whether to sentence her to death by lethal injection. Prosecutors said Wright was jealous of Darlene VanderGiesen, 42, because of her friendship with Wright's former lover. The jealousy turned to rage that drove Wright to kidnap VanderGiesen, kill her, cut apart the body with a chain saw and burn it, according to the prosecution. Prosecutors accuse Daphne Wright, 43, of abducting, killing and
Bible Thumpers At It Again
Guard suspended after inmate hit with a Bible Associated Press April 12 2007, 1:54 PM EDT MANKATO, Minn. -- A jail guard has been suspended after allegedly thumping an inmate with a Bible. James Lee Sheppard, 56, has been charged with two gross misdemeanors for allegedly swatting a Blue Earth County Jail inmate with the book, grabbing him by the throat and slamming him against steel bars on Feb. 8, according to the criminal complaint. A video shows a guard entering the cell of inmate Jeremy Hansen, 26. The guard then takes Hansen's Bible and strikes him in the side of the face with the book. The two exchange words as the guard walks away, said Mankato Police Officer Allen Schmidt who watched the video. The rest of the confrontation was not captured on video because of an object obstructing the camera. But the complaint states that Sheppard walked back toward Hansen, grabbed him and pushed him into the cell bars. Dennis McCoy, Blue Earth County administrator, said
Psycho Exes
So, earlier this week my co-workers car was stolen. Turns out her ex-husband took it. Why? Because she went on a vacation to Miami for her birthday. First. If you EVER take anything that is mine...I will hurt you. Secondly, if so much as come too close to my car without my knowledge, I will hunt you down. If you STEAL MY CAR because you are unhappy and jealous...You will go to jail. I just dont understand how anybody could think that is accomplishing anything. Seriously? You're gonna steal my car, park it on the other side of town, and call me at 2 am 3 days later because your conscious wont let you sleep? You deserve to be put in jail, or an institution. No wonder she divorced him, he's fucking psychotic! And what's killing me is that she's not pressing charges. I want to smack her! She has two children. What if, next time, he takes one of the kids and just "forgets" to tell her? If he's crazy enough to steal her car, he can very well take his own child. Im
What's Wrong
Cyanide & Happiness @
I have been here for almost a week and have to say that this is one of the best sites I have ever seen! Everyone here is so incredibly nice and friendly...and the goreous women; damn! I look forward to meeting more people and making some really good friends!
My Heart Tells Me........
What my heart tells me Is that there is no one else on earth Who can make me feel the way you do From the first day that we met You made me forget all my fears And you have shown me that God really does Have one special heart for each of us to find You are the one God has guided me to What my heart tells me Is that I can never love anyone As much as I love and care for you And how my feelings grow stronger each day I can't imagine not being able to hold you I want to share my life with you for the rest of forever You make me the person I have always hoped to be What my heart tells me Is that God has provided me with your loving heart And I will do everything within my power To provide the best for you each and every day Everytime I see you walk into a room My heart never fails to beat faster and stronger This is how I know you are the one for me For the rest of the time the Lord gives me I give you my heart and for you I will do What My Heart Tells Me
Prayer For Peace Of Mind
As I think of all the things I've been through Through all the hardship I experience Too many obstacles I encountered Too many wrongs I did Too many sufferings I've been Too many trials I walked in I close my eyes oh Lord And praise you with all my might I am alone in this life right now But having you, made such a big difference... Cause you alone dear God Can direct me to the right path That's why I am not afraid Because I know that even I'm a sinner You will never ever leave me Like what you always did to me You hug and comfort me You alone is my life You alone is my direction You alone will complete me 'Cause you are my only hope My only love My only help So that I can make it In this world, in this life, in this mess...
I thought I had everything i wanted I thought I already did everything that I should I thought I got everything I wished for Why the heck am I so sad? I thought I had lived my life to the fullest I thought I'd met all the people that I should I thought I'd alreally loved to the deepest Do I have to cry now like I would? I thought I'm already done What the heck am I striving for? I thought it's time for me to stop and rest What am I still living for?
I wish somebody would need me The way that i need him I wish somebody would want me The way that I want him The way that I would feel His presence in me near I wish somebody would love me The way that I love him The way that I care The way that I want to be loved and care about The way that I feel its real...
Once In A Lifetime.........
Once in every lifetime, someone comes along, The one special heart You've been waiting for your whole life long. Once in every lifetime, God sends an angel from above, To make your life complete Who you can give your endless love. When a love like this comes, make any sacrifice, For the best things in life Seldom come along twice. There is no love that compares to yours and mine, A love from heaven that only comes "Once In Every Lifetime."
Hurt By Christina Aguilera
Seems like it was yesterday when I saw your faceYou told me how proud you were, but I walked away If only I knew what I know today Ooh, ooh I would hold you in my arms I would take the pain away Thank you for all you've done Forgive all your mistakes There's nothing I wouldn't do To hear your voice again Sometimes I wanna call you But I know you won't be there Ohh I'm sorry for blaming you For everything I just couldn't do And I've hurt myself by hurting you Some days I feel broke inside but I won't admit Sometimes I just wanna hide 'cause it's you I miss And it's so hard to say goodbye When it comes to this, oooh Would you tell me I was wrong? Would you help me understand? Are you looking down upon me? Are you proud of who I am? There's nothing I wouldn't do To have just one more chance To look into your eyes And see you looking back Ohh I'm sorry for blaming you For everything I j
My Sentiments
I am so messed up I dont know what to do. Have you ever felt so empty you dont know where you're going? I dont know what to expect I don't know what to feel I'm so scared of tomorrow I have so many wishes I dont want to hope I don't want to feel But I do feel I feel bad I want to succeed, I dont know if I will I wanted to cry but I have no tears left I wanted to shout but people will call me crazy Im so disppointed I am so depress Nobody can tell me what to do Because they only ask me what to do with their life I want to feel but nobody can give me that What the heck is going on? I cant even tell myself to stop thinking I am inteligent I know whats going on with everything Why do I keep on asking Why am I being left in the dark I have been a good person Why am I alone now? I wanna go home Please take me home...
If I Could Give You... I Would
"This is my wish for you: Comfort on difficult days, smiles when sadness intrudes, rainbows to follow the clouds, laughter to kiss your lips, sunsets to warm your heart, hugs when spirits sag, beauty for your eyes to see, friendships to brighten your being, faith so that you can believe, confidence for when you doubt, courage to know yourself, patience to accept the truth, Love to complete your life."
Today,so far, I have heard screeches from cars around where I live and I'am sure there was an accident,but maybe there wasn't.Boy,there are idiots out there!I'am going to go crazy if I hear anymore bad noises!
Why Did You Do This To Me?
Here I stand before myself I see somethings out of place You tasted all my purity Now there's nothing left to waste I never felt like i had felt Until the day you came undone I never felt like I was lost Until the day you killed me again The feeling gets so in my way It's getting lost in my delivery The feeling gets so in my way I'm getting lost in your periphery Are you stronger For cutting me open? Are you stronger For leaving me broken? And you sold me up the river again And you made me start it over again And you moved me, and you soothed me, and you fought me And you left me wondering what the hell What is wrong with me?
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A New Day
As the sun rises upon the long awaited new day and the darkness subsides. I see the road before me no longer riddled with the decay of life, now free and clear. I breathe in the fresh clean air of the day, with all the fervency of life. I greet the new day that promises hope and change, free and alive. The road my be long and sometimes riddled with potholes but only when you step outside of your self do you truly live your life in full.
Why Sentence Structure Is So Important
The boss had to fire somebody, and he narrowed it down to one of two people, Debra or Jack. It was an impossible decision because they were both super workers. Rather than flip a coin, he decided he would fire the first one who used the water cooler the next morning. Debra came in the next morning with a terrible headache. She went to the cooler to take some aspirin. The boss approached her and said: "Debra, I've never done this before but I have to lay you or Jack off." "Could you jack off?" she said. "I feel like shit."
When You Feel Sad
When you feel sad and betrayed Who can you count on every single day? When you feel lost and alone Who will be there for you in every way? When you've made mistakes and bad decisions Who can you count on to tell you you're wrong? When you feel you can't go on Who will be there with a feel-better song? Look into your heart and you will find That person you can trust is not far away. Look deep into yourself, don't give up, For if you do, it's yourself you'll betray. When you're looking for answers To all your questions and dreams, There is one person you can count on, It's impossible, I know, it seems. But take a few moments to look deeper inside. Look into your heart and there you will see. You'll be surprised when you find out That you've been looking at ME.
My Friends Are Crazy....
.all i will say is this. I LOVE THEM.
Do Th E Math Of Life
tHANK YOU AGAIN mIMI, lOVE yAH From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this: What makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give more than 100%!!! How about achieving 103%? Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions: If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z Is represented as: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 Then: H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98% and, K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96% but, A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E 1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100% And, B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T 2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103% And look how far ass kissing will take you: A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G 1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118% So, one can conclude with mathematical certainity that: While Hard
I Didn't Say I Was Going To Right
I have been trying to just get my soul to open up and run with the flow. It doesn't ever happen the way it should. Don't ask me how this happens because not even I know the answers these days. I can have a thought in my head and yet it still comes out in a jumbled mess. Take the fact that there is this guy I have known for the LONGEST time, and yet he still has an effect on me that not even I could have forgotten. When you have known someone for a long time, and you both tend to feel some of the same things but yet don't go through exploring their subtle options before you drift so far into a silent position, you never know what the outcome could be. I have been wondering for a while now if I should have really anticipated seeing this guy since I knew that my heart wasn't as strong as I thought it was. I became the woman I didn't want to be. I became a woman knowing what he could do for me as I could do for him and yet we both have yet to make any real effort to see what happens. I kno
A Day At A Time
Love is cold, But it burns from the inside. How are you supposed to know, Wich way is wrong or right? Something that feels so strong, But soon it fades away. You meet someone new, And it feels so strange. You wonder what the feeling is, But it just won't go away. For some reason instead, It grows stronger every day. How do I find out if they feel the same way? And what do you do, If you've already given your heart away? You want to get close to one, Without hurting the other. You tell yourself it's all wrong, Not knowing why it still feels right. What is wrong with me, For feeling this way? I'm afraid if I do anything, I'll end up hurting someone. Maybe I'm just lonely, And it'll all just go away. Or maybe I'm not, And I should just take it day by day. By: Sara Prince March 1, 1997
Womens Compact Instruction, Print And Bring Everywhere...
Women's Compact Instruction Booklet 1. Never do housework. No man ever loved a woman because the house was spotless. 2. Remember: you are known by the idiot you accompany. 3. Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he's in diapers. 4. What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door. 5. So many men - so many reasons not to date any of them. 6. If they put a man on the moon, they should be able to put them all there. 7. Tell him you're not his type - you have a pulse. 8. Never let your man's mind wander. It's too little to be let out alone. 9. Go for younger men. You might as well. They never mature anyway. 10. Men are all the same. They just have different faces so you can tell them apart. 11. Definition of a bachelor: a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable. 12. Women don't make fools of men. Most of them are the do-it-yourself types. 13. The best way to get a man to do something is
I have done a few surveys, and it seems to not be working to raise my levels up. I know it has to be approved and stuff but they were (or at least the page said so)but nothing... and I put in my salute, like it said to level up and I am still a cherry warrior, *SIGH* waiting waiting...I hope something happens soon
Here's To The Nice Guys...
To every guy that's said, "Sex can wait." To every guy that's said, "You're beautiful." To every guy that was never too busy to drive across town to see her. To every guy that gives flowers and a card when she is sick. To every guy who has given her flowers just because. To every guy that said he would die for her. To every guy that really would. To every guy that did what she wanted to do. To every guy that cried in front of her. To every guy that she cried in front of. To every guy that holds hands with her. To every guy that kisses her with meaning. To every guy that hugs her when she's sad. To every guy that hugs her for no reason at all. To every guy who would give their jacket up. To every guy that calls to make sure she got home safe. To every guy that would sit and wait for her for hours just to be able to see her for ten minutes. To every guy that would give his seat up. To every guy that just wants to cuddle. To every guy that reassured her that she was bea
Soul Mate
Mimi, Thank you We met but once as though by chance, we didn't date, or did we dance. We looked into each other's eyes without deception or disguise. A silent message passed between your hungry heart was plainly seen. You saw desire I could not hide, you looked at me and saw inside. How could a glance have said so much, and cause a chill without a touch? What was that chemistry that night, that promised what we felt was right? What satisfaction we'd have missed, If we had not reached out and kissed. I do not know if it was you, or was it I who said, "Let's do." But on that night our souls were bare as surely as our bodies there. Our bodies moved in harmony, I couldn't tell the you from me. And locked in passion as we were, my sense of time began to blur. I must have known you from before, how else could you have reached my core? In life perhaps before this one what had we shared? What had we done? With what I felt, emotions vas
2007: The Year Of Changes
Well so far this year I have planted my feet and ass in Woodland Hills, CA and Glendale, AZ....And now there may be another....Las Vegas, NV! Yes ladies and gents it is true. Chris, Annie, and I are possibly moving to the city of sin so eat your fucking hearts out! I am excited because it is another destination with another chance to be with great friends/family! With three great minds in a city of unlimited potential, the energy we emit will be exponential....we will conquer this village!
Totally am falling off the charts for this contest! help a laydee out!
Honestly I Swear
It is easy to write, it is easy to read also It is easy to listen, it is easy to bear it also But really saying it is very difficult I love you Honestly i swear I love you I have no complaints against you but it is not like happiness is with everyone dreams are not ours It is very difficult to find dreams i love you Honestly i swear I love you No matter how many journeys there are no matter how many distances I will keep on walking after all what are these difficulties I can not say it, but I always love you I love you Honestly i swear I love you
What A Girl Want That Most Guys Dont Give?
Leave her cute text messages. Kiss her in front of your friends. Trust her over everyone else. Tell her she looks beautiful. Look her in the eye when you talk to her. Tell her stupid jokes to make her laugh. Let her mess with your hair. Mess with HER hair. Just walk around with her. Include her in most things you do. When she cries do whatever to make her smile. Forgive her for her mistakes. Look at her like she's the only girl you see. Tickle her even if she says stop. Hold her hand even when you are around your friends. When she starts swearing at you tell her you love her. Let her fall asleep in your arms. Get her mad, then kiss her. Tease her and let her tease you back. Stay up with her all night when she's sick. Watch her favorite movie. KiSS HER FOREHEAD. Give her the world. WRiTE HER LETTERS. Let her wear your clothes. When she's sad, hang out with her. Let her know she is important. Let her take all the photos of you whenever she wants. Kiss her in t
What Is Marriage, Read It, Dont Be Scared. Its Fun!
1. Marriage is not a word. It's a sentence a life sentence. 2. Marriage is love. Love is blind. Therefore marriage is an institution for the blind. 3. Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor, and the woman gets?her masters. 4. Marriage is a three-ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring and suffering. 5. Married life is full of excitement: In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens. In the third year, they both speak, and the NEIGHBORS listen. 6. Son: How much does it cost to get married, Dad? Father: I don't know son, I'm still paying. 7. Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock. 8. They say that when a man holds a woman's hand before marriage, it is love; after marriage it is self-defense. 9. When a newly married man looks happy, we know why. But when a 10-year married man looks happy, we wonder why. 10. There was this lover who s
As some of you will find out the more you get to know me, I had a really big struggle with drugs for many years. I started out just experimenting, trying it for fun, and kept using. I abandoned my newborn baby girl at only two weeks old and left her with my parents. I continued to use til I found out a couple of months later I was pregnant. (yes, again) I quit using and became a mom, I had missed all the important things in her life already though. First words, smile, steps. I had my second beautiful baby girl at only 18 years of age, she lived for a month and a half. There started my downward spiral into hell itself. After ten years of killing myself and everyone around me I got sober and while in my first year of recovery I wrote this for my beautiful daughter destiny who has had a rough life. This is called the Paths of Life. As I sit here and think of all the joyous wondersI missed over the years For you honey it fills my head and heart with fears Because I wasn't t
Guess Who Is Moving At The End Of The Month
ME!!!!!!!!!!!! To fort myers, florida
Finally, The Man Side Of The Story
At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down!!! We always hear "the rules " from the female side... Thank you Peter he he 1. Men ARE not mind readers. 2. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down. 3. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be. 4. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way. 5. Crying is blackmail. 6. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it! 7. Yes and No are perfectly Acceptable answers to almost every question. 8. Come to us with a problem only If you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for. 9. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem See a doctor. 10. Anything we said 6 mont
That's How I Roll.
Your Deadly Sins Wrath: 80% Sloth: 40% Envy: 0% Gluttony: 0% Greed: 0% Lust: 0% Pride: 0% Chance You'll Go to Hell: 17% You will die, after conquering the world as an evil dictator. How Sinful Are You?
Needle Divination
NEEDLE DIVINATION - FIND OUT WHAT CHILDREN YOU WILL HAVE OR EVEN HAD. Something my aunt told me about a needle divination test that has worked for loads of people. How To Do The Divination, Remember You Have To Truely Believe In The Divination For It To Truly Work!! The divination will work from your first child weather born or not, it will work from the first child right up to the last possible child, but you dont have to have these children its your choice, the divination will tell you how many and what children you will have in your life time. It will even pick up on children who didnt make it into the world, i.e misscarrage, abortion, eggtopic pregnancies etc. so you have to be sure you want to know, because if you have lost a child it will tell you what you lost too, even if your child lived for a few years or more but sadly died, it will tell you, so make sure you REALLY want to know. * Needle * Cotton thred, about a foot long for best results. Thats all you need.
Good Quote
Just wanted to share a good quote I heard today...yup im being random again...=P but here it is...... "Adore your woman, or someone else will"
Just Something I Wanted To Spread The short is sign up its free and try it out. The long follows below. I've been looking at a lot of art on the internet today. I rediscovered something great and also found some links to artists. Joe Frank is a radio talk show host who does some incredible spoken word. Its just unbelievable some of the images he evokes. His descriptions are just beautiful. His story telling is phenomenal. Its just indescribable how good he is. My brother and I originally found him while surfing radio channels after going out for chinese food. It was wierd because I just randomly decided to stop on a channel because my normal radio station which plays mostly heavy metal admittedly was not coming in. I just happened to hit the scan and it went to a jazz station that I would flip by every once in a while comment on and then pass. Today was different. It was captivating the verbal portrait this man created. Something cannot be savored nearly as well as hard standi
My 9/11 Thoughts
(Originally Posted on September 11, 2006)Today, if you haven't noticed, is 9/11/06, five years after the terrorist attacks on the WTC.  There's tons of blog entries and other things mentioning this anniversary.I decided to come at this from a slightly different angle.Hanging on my wall is a 2001 Far Side calendar.  I have written over the days so the correct date falls under the correct day.  I see that 9/11/2001 was a Tuesday.On my desk is a 2002 Darwin Awards page-a-day desk calendar I got for a Christmas present at the end of 2001.  (I haven't used it before this year because I didn't have a desk job where the desk was MY desk instead of being shared since then.)  The day it is showing is Wednesday.  The "article" for the day in it is a comic of a couple having sex in a car that the man is driving, much like the scene in The Pursuit of D. B. Cooper.While I expected to see nothing about the attack on the 2001 calendar, I would have figured there'd've been something in the 2002 Darwin
Was It A Big Nose Dive???
2007-04-12 12:16:54 sorry for the troubles folks, multiple system failures at the same time is bad news! we've almost pulled out the dive, hold on tight! :D -mike Whew!!! Thinking I am feeling a bit of some turbulence... are you???
To say but a few words, Is to leave far to much to out, To ask but a few questions, Is to begin to know all there is to know, At times even the bluest of waters, May run deeper then they seem at first glance, In a dream is where dreams begin, Dreams that hold all, Places your mind and heart can wonder, In the shadows of a dream, May hold the one that awaits you, The one you never look for, Maybe your afraid of what the shadows hold, In the shadows may hold the one of your dreams, Are you like me do you dream, Of the one who stands with in the shadows, But still never take the chance, To walk into the realm that the other wanders. wiisper
Satanic Startup
(Originally Posted on September 11, 2006)Recently, I was asked to "help" people learn about Satanism.The best way, I suppose, is to do research, starting with The Satanic Bible by Anton LaVey.  There are also some good websites with information, such as The Church of Satan, The First Church of Satan, and The Joy Of Satan.  (The two Churches of Satan are more or less philosophical organizations, whereas the Joy of Satan is geared towards theological Satanism.)Other things that would be good would be to join discussion groups, such as The Dark Sanctum and FCoS.tag: religion, satan, satanism, satanic, satanist, LaVey-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-Ave Satanas!
Tattoo Revisited
(Originally Posted on September 11, 2006)I talked to my wife a bit again about the tattoo I am thinking about getting.In case you've forgotten, it looks like this:Now the thing about this particular design is that later on I can (hopefully) remove the two lines in the middle that connect each horn to the other and make it a devil face (if I decide to do so).If I won't be able to do so, though, I also came up with this design:Now, why am I bringing this up?  Well, I saw a couple of body modification posts I like here: tag: tattoos, sinner, satan, satanism, satanic, satanist, religion, body modification-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-Ave Satanas!
The Weather
Look Deep Into My Eyes
(Originally Posted on September 11, 2006)Last night, my wife and I went and saw Gary Conrad (a hypnotist) at The Stardome (a comedy club) in Birmingham (a city in Alabama).  It was pretty funny.  Conrad got the volunteers from the audience to do all sorts of things.  One woman went so far as to strip off her bra (under her shirt) and throw it into the audience.  She was a wild woman.I highly recommend the show.tag: funny, humor, comedy club, stardome, gary conrad, hypnotist, hypnotism-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-Ave Satanas!
Carolyn E. Snyder
This poem is particularly hard for me to rewrite or read. When I was 16 I had to see a counselor. I was raped and had a miscarraige and I went a little out of it to put it gently. This is about the beautiful person who was my counselor. She passed away suddenly in her sleep. It almost sent me back to the umm hospital with the padded room. But I was strong because growing in me was the beautiful little girl that I have today and I knew that if I went back at my age they would have tried to take her from me. Anyway here it is I hope that everyone likes it. You travel through the Valley of shadows. You know not where you're headed. Yet you know where you've been. You spent many hours laughing. And many hours crying. You saved me from myself. And helped me back to my feet. If I called then you were there. Now you have fallen prey to a weakness. And I miss you so much. I do not want to go on. But you would have wanted me to try. You weren't just a counselor you were my best
A Perfect Day
Yesterday was one of those glorious days that are rare. Rarer even then the squirting female orgasm. This would be... " A day filled with sunshine and butterflies from the moment you wake...until you go abed." After the best BEST cup off coffee ever to be stirred and thunked down I leaned against the wall for a few minutes and just enjoyed the sunshine. Dawn pops up on my Yahoo DAWN: You commin? LO: Yeah in a minute. I gotta shower. DAWN: Kay I'm in my Jammie's and I'm making cookies. LO: Mmmmmmmmmmm! (I think my mouth watered here a bit) DAWN: Is Bobby comming? Should I put on a bra? LO: No bobby is with Toph. DAWN: Kay. I have a camouflage backpack that I lug my laptop around it. I softly close my computer, palm the top and slip it inside. I unplug the charger and wrap it up. I place this in another compartment and zip my pack up. I gently lean my pack against the couch. After a shower and a quick change into my favorite....oh LAWD!
Recycling - Good Or Bad?
(Originally Posted on September 8, 2006)I just got done watching Penn & Teller's Bullshit episode on recycling.  Basically they say that most recycling (except for aluminum) is basically a waste of time, energy, and manpower: And if that's too much to handle, here's a video of girls kissing: tag: videos, Penn & Teller, Bullshit, recycling, environment-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-Ave Satanas!
The Inconvenient Truth
I recieved this in an email and after checkin it out I could not believe that it was true.... > We saw "Inconvenient Truth" recently. While I was very taken by the basic > message, I felt that the "political advertisement/message" was both > completely uncalled for and completely out of place with the intended goal > of the movie/documentary. > > House 1: > > The four-bedroom home was planned so that "every room has a relationship > with something in the landscape that's different from the room next door. > Each of the rooms feels like a slightly different place." The resulting > single-story house is a paragon of environmental planning. > The passive-solar house is built of honey-colored native limestone and > positioned to absorb winter sunlight, warming the interior walkways and > walls of the 4,000-square-foot residence. Geothermal heat pumps circulate > water through pipes buried 300 feet deep in the ground. These waters pass > t
Don't Be Offended Girls... They Have Rules That's Just It
The International Rules of Manhood Excerpt from my Friendster Blog... April 2006 1: Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella. 2: It is OK for a man to cry ONLY under the following circumstances: (a) When a heroic dog dies to save its master. (b) The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her blouse. (c) After wrecking your boss' car. (d) When she is using her teeth. 3: Any Man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed and eaten by his buddies. 4: Unless he murdered someone in your family, you must bail a friend out of jail within 12 hours. 5: If you've known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off limits forever unless you actually marry her. 6: Moaning about the brand of free beer in a buddy's fridge is forbidden. However complain at will if the temperature is unsuitable. 7: No man shall ever be required to buy a birthday present for another man. In fact, even remembering your buddy's birthday is strictly opti
The Cross Project
Just sharing with you some of the photos of a project that I have in mind to do. Being that I want to take the majority of the photos, if not all, myself; it will have to take some time to fully come into place. It is only the beginning, for now. You will need to check back often to see it ever changing in the spectrum of the photos. RockYou has its limitations. These songs will probably not be the ones that I finally choose for my project; however, they were the most applicable choices to entertain you. Enjoy!!! Create Your Own PS. If you have any ideas/suggestions of places to take photos of pictures, please let me know -- especially, if they are in or around the Austin, Texas, area. Someday, I might expand my search beyond Austin and/or I might add more from other areas should I travel and/or collect photos from friends and family living abroad. :D Click here periodically, if you should want to see an update of the project as it moves forward!
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Rules For Buying Men A Gift...( I Love You Guys!)
Rule #1: If you are really, really broke, buy him anything for his car. A 99-cent ice scraper, a small bottle of de-icer or something to hang from his rear view mirror. Men love gifts for their cars. No one knows why. Rule #2: If you cannot afford a cordless drill, buy him anything with the word ratchet or socket in it. Men love saying those two words. "Hey George, can I borrow your ratchet?" "OK. By-the-way, are you through with my 3/8-inch socket yet?" No one knows why. Rule #3: When in doubt - buy him a cordless drill. It does not matter if he already has one. I have a friend who owns 17 and he has yet to complain. As a man, you can never have too many cordless drills. Again, no one knows why. Rule #4: Do not buy men socks. Do not buy men ties. And never buy men bathrobes. I was told that if God had wanted men to wear bathrobes, he wouldn't have invented Jockey shorts. Rule #5: You can buy men new remote controls to replace the ones they have worn out. If you have
Im Stumped!
this morning i got 2 gifts from someone anonymous one is from a certain person im sure i know and thank u and the other is from i have know idea but, said we didnt talk anymore if u read this im sorry i havent been talking to anyone really been had some stuff goin on and just havent been in the mood but let me know ill say im sorry .....and if anyone else thinks im ignoring them im not i promise i love you all .....o plus my cherrytap doesnt seem to be loging out so im on here when im not really who'd figure!! see you guys! xoxoxo
See Guys, I Understand You... From A Friends Blog... (thank You, Love!)
The five questions are: 1 - "What are you thinking?" 2 - "Do you love me?" 3 - "Do I look fat?" 4 - "Do you think she is prettier than me?" 5 - "What would you do if I died?" What makes these questions so bad is that every one is guaranteed to explode into a major argument and/or divorce if the man does not answer properly. For example: 1) "What are you thinking?" The proper answer to this question, of course, is, "I'm sorry if I've been pensive, dear. I was just reflecting on what a warm, wonderful, caring, thoughtful, intelligent, beautiful woman you are and what a lucky guy I am to have met you." Obviously, this statement bears no resemblance whatsoever to what the guy was really thinking at the time, which was most likely one of five things: a) Baseball b) Football c) How fat you are. d) How much prettier she is than you. e) How he would spend the insurance money if you died. (The best answer to this stupid question came from Al Bund
You Are... What Month You Are Born... Is It True?
JANUARY TALKS Loves to chat. Loves those who love them. Loves to takes things at the center. Inner and physical beauty. Lies but doesn't pretend. Gets angry often. Treats friends importantly. Brave and fearless. Always making friends. Easily hurt but recovers easily. Daydreamer. Opinionated. Does not care to control emotions. Unpredictable. Extremely smart, but definitely the hottest AND sexiest of them MFE. FEBRUARY SMARTS Abstract thoughts. Loves reality and abstract. Intelligent and clever. Changing personality. Attractive. sexiest out of everyone.A real speed demon. Has more than one best friend. Temperamental. Quiet, shy and humble. Honest and loyal. Determined to reach goals. Loves freedom. Rebellious when restricted. Loves aggressiveness. Too sensitive and easily hurt. Gets angry really easily but does not show it. Dislikes unnecessary things. Loves making friends but rarely shows it. Horny. Daring and stubborn. Ambitious. Realizing dreams and hopes. Sha
Read Girls, What Guys Do And What They Meant (from Blog Of Peter, Thank You Friend, Kisses!!!
For All Who Know Motorcycle Riders
I saw you, hug your purse closer to you in the grocery store line. But, you didn't see me, put an extra $10.00 in the collection plate last Sunday. I saw you, pull your child closer when we passed each other on the sidewalk. But, you didn't see me, playing Santa at the local mall. I saw you, change your mind about going into the restaurant. But, you didn't see me, attending a meeting to raise more money for the hurricane relief. I saw you, roll up your window and shake your head when I rode by. But, you didn't see me, riding behind you when you flicked your cigarette butt out the car window. I saw you, frown at me when I smiled at your children. But, you didn't see me, when I took time off from work to run toys to the homeless. I saw you, stare at my long hair. But, you didn't see me, and my friends cut ten inches off for Locks of Love. I saw you, roll your eyes at our leather jackets and gloves. But, you didn't see me, and my brothers donate our old ones to those
Subject: JAY LENO..." HITS THE NAIL ON THE HEAD" ht: My friend Monte sent this and I agree with him....and Jay Leno said it all! Long but worth reading. Bravo, regardless if Jay Leno wrote this one or not. There is a helluva a lot more right with the USA then there is wrong. Too bad the media does not see it that way. The other day I was reading Newsweek magazine and came across some poll data I found rather hard to believe. It must be true given the source, right? The Newsweek poll alleges that 67 percent of Americans are unhappy with the direction the country is headed and 69 percent of the country is unhappy with the performance of the president. In essence 2/3s of the citizenry just ain't happy and want a change. So being the knuckle dragger I am, I started thinking, ''What we are so unhappy about?'' ;Is it that we have electricity and running water 24 hours a day, 7 days a week? Is our unhappiness the result of having air condi
Its Hard
Seven Clans
In the beginning, the Cherokee people were many and lived in a country of mountains and plenty of water. It was peaceful and the Blue Light gave them strength. But one day, a mountain exploded in this country. The destruction forced the People to leave, searching for a new home. All could not go so the council selected people from each of the twelve clans to find a new home. Along the long journey, five of the clans were destroyed leaving only seven. These people of the seven clans finally came to rest once again in the mountains where the water flowed clear and cold and they grew to be many again. There are two numbers that occur over and over again in Cherokee life, songs and stories. These are the number four and the number seven. There are four winds that blow across the land, four phases of the moon, four principal directions (East, North, South and West) and four sacred colors (Red, Blue, White and Black). The number seven appears in the seven encompassing directions (North,
I Figured It Out!!
Being the ultimate caregiver to those you love, you thrive in your relationships this year. Your understanding and compassion are an inspiration to others, and your optimism is contagious. This year brings opportunities to explore new horizons through travel and/or spiritual studies. This is a wonderful time for you to build more resources in your life. You will feel confident and satisfied with how you spend your time and money. You love the comforts that luxury brings, and will enjoy decorating your home with fascinating art objects. Developing your own musical and artistic talents brings you pleasure. Gardening and/or interior design may interest you as well. You realize your need to regroup and recharge your emotional energy this year. As you explore new activities, you approach the practical necessities of daily existence with a quiet joy and a gentle humility. Give yourself some of that energy when it comes to health issues and you'll discover the perfect fitness regime. Your
What is your love icon ?romantic loveyour love is very special you and your partner are very romantic and are willing to try anything.guys/girls like you because of the way you make them feel and how you show that you really care about them.How do you compare? Take this test! | Tests from Testriffic
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Actress I'm Most Like
What famous actress are you most like?Reese WitherspoonYou are very laid back and a good worker and you are a very people person and sweet and kindHow do you compare? Take this test! | Tests from Testriffic
What kind of kisser are you?OH DAMN! LIPS OF AN ANGLE!YOUR PARTNER IS SATISFIED AND WILL BE BACK FOR MORE. THEY WILL BRAG ABOUT THIS KISS FOR DAYS OR EVEN WEEKS! GOOD JOB!!!How do you compare? Take this test! | Tests from Testriffic
The World
The world is dark and dim. It is forever whirling around a slowly disintegrating sun. The merciless constantly murder thier brothers. The innocent children are dealt drugs. People are assassinated for thier material possessions. Moms and dads are commiting hideous crimes and leaving thier families to starve. Teenagers have unprotected sex and crack babies. Senior citizens are being beaten and killed everyday in nursing homes because they are burdens on thier families. Cuss words are becoming more of a modern vocabulary than an unaccepted slang. Wars are going on all over the world. And innocent people are being killed while defending thier countries. Look at the world. The drugs, the alcohol, and the killing, Is it somewhere that you want to live? Of course it's not. But you are not attempting to change it! Your children are going to suffer worse than you have or ever will. Think about it. Is it really a world? No! It is an unaffectionate never ending Hell. Our wor
We Are Answerable For One Another...
They say people have their ways And people stay the same Accept the way it is Accept that things don't change Some people make it worse Some people don't want to listen In the end it all works out In the end, they learn their lesson But I don't believe this shit I know I can make things better I know it will take some work But I'm not afraid of the dirt What if I do nothing? What if I just turn my back on you? If I say nothing What if I just walk away from you? Walk away I could never walk away from you I want to give you life I want to give you shelter I want to take away your pain I want to give you freedom I want to educate the world I want to educate my parents I want to turn all the wrongs right And save the lives I can They say people have their ways And people stay the same Accept the way it is I know that I can change Walk away I could never walk away from you
so. messenger is being a cock. and i cant check my email either. lovely. way to go msn. fuckers. coffee and doritos. breakfast of champions! only cuz im out of cheetos. but cheetos are the devil. ever since i downloaded quicktime my computer has been a complete douchebag. makes me remember why i uninstalled it in the first place. the things we do for...stuff. ha. Monkey gets her stitches out today. that'll be fun. i hate going to the pediatrician. they're gonna gimme a hard time about immunizations. as they always do. why? cuz she dun have any. why? personal preference. why? cuz i dun think injecting someone with a little bit of a virus/disease is a smart idea. why? cuz well lets see. Meems n Raye got immunizations...and they were the sickest children ive ever had. well wait. no. Raye wasnt as sick as Meems was. cuz i waited til she was 2 to actually get them done. why? cuz Meems was always effin sick with somethin or other. Raye was decisively less sick than Meems. i h
The Beast Within
the night is his world he lives in the shadows the beast within alive waiting, watching, wanting his eys can mesmerize with a simple gaze his smile, seductive she resists but briefly she tantalizes his senses the beast waiting for the sweet satisfaction only her lifeforce can give he pierces her skin tasting her sweet nectar the beast alive, wanting more needing to be sated he breathes her in as her blood feeds the beast sweet, satisfying like none he has known
50 Mistakes Women Make During Sex
1. Assuming he can get a raging hard on when it suits you. Contrary to popular belief, men can't just flip a switch and get it up because you decided to stop being a frigid bitch. Getting it hard is your job. I suggest you figure it out. 2. Thinking that kissing needs to be this sweet romantic thing all the time. Sometimes pressing your lips against your partners mouth while you get off is the hot. It depends on the situation. 3. Leaving him responsible for your orgasm. You know what gets you off. Tell him. If you don't, it's your own fault when he's snoozing and you're all wound up. 4. Expecting him to cuddle. Men and women are wired differently. Sex makes most women want to talk and bond and all that shit. It makes men pass out. It's a biological thing. Stop fighting it, and stop holding it over his head, it's not his fault. 5. Expecting him to fall asleep with you in his arms. That shit is uncomfortable after awhile. A little snuggling isn't unreasonable, but when it'
I Want To Show You The Hole I Have Inside
I'm feeling crossed I take it inside Burn up the pain My thoughts are strange Just like the things I used to love Just like the tree that fell I heard it If art is still inside I feel it I wanna bleed Show the world all that I have inside I wanna scream Let the blood flow that keeps me alive Take all these strings They call my veins Wrap them around Every fucking thing Presence of people Not for me Well I must remain in tune Forever My love is music I will marry melody I wanna bleed Show the world all that I have inside I wanna scream Let the blood flow that keeps me alive Won't you let me take you For a ride You can stop the world Try to change my mind Won't you let me show you How it feels You can stop the world But you won't change me I need music I need music I need music to set me free To let me bleed The past couple of nights have been a whirlwind of strange thoughts. They enter for a little while
Tight Fit
Swiped from a friend, this might be an old one, but... Tight Fit A man went to a urologist and told him that he was having a problem and that he was unable to get his penis erect. After a complete exam the doctor told the man that the muscles around the base of his penis were damaged from a prior viral infection and there was nothing he could do for him. However, he knew of an experimental treatment that might work, if he were willing to take the risk. The treatment consisted of implanting muscle tissue from an elephant's trunk in the man's penis. The man thought about it for a while. The thought of going through life without ever experiencing sex again was just too much for him to bear. So, with the assurance that there would be no cruelty or adverse effect on the elephant, the man decided to go for it. A few weeks after the operation, he was given the green light to use his newly renovated equipment. As a result, he planned a romantic evening with his girlfriend and to
I get that people have the right to express them selves and that many have been taught to speak their minds. I was just taught that you should think before you speak and even if your comment isn't going to be on the nice side there is a still a way to be polite about it. Now, if the person deosn't get it after a while then yeah, you have to start being a bit mean. But you should still give them a chance first before you start ragging on them.
Sexual Iq
What's your sexual IQ?True MasterYou more knowledgeable than the Goddess of Sex. Go out and spread your wealth of knowledge.How do you compare? Take this test! | Tests from Testriffic
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What Kind Of Kisser Am I?
What kind of kisser are you?OH DAMN! LIPS OF AN ANGLE!YOUR PARTNER IS SATISFIED AND WILL BE BACK FOR MORE. THEY WILL BRAG ABOUT THIS KISS FOR DAYS OR EVEN WEEKS! GOOD JOB!!!How do you compare? Take this test! | Tests from Testriffic
A Man Like You
A Man Like You A man like you is hard to find With a tender heart and a special mind A man so rich with every emotion A man that deserves total devotion To have such a man is a dream come true My one and only wish is you A man like you simple and true With faith and hope in abundance too You share your days and your nights With total completeness and delight It’s no wonder I love you so And now I just want you to know How much you’re admired and respected And how my life’s been forever affected Your very being gives me thrills The words you say bring on chills My soul is filled , my spirit high As I think of you I sigh I thank God for giving me A man like you for all to see It’s a fact and forever true How much I love a man like you
How Am I In Bed
*How Are You in Bed?*KINKYDamn, you are an amazing kisser and you have a reputation with the guys/girls!How do you compare? Take this test! | Tests from Testriffic
Virus Alert!
VIRUS ALERT!!! There is a dangerous virus being passed around electronically, orally, and by hand. This virus is called Worm-Overload-Recreational-Killer (WORK). If you receive WORK from any of your colleagues, your boss, or anyone else via any means DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe out your private life Completely. If you should come into contact with WORK put your jacket on and take two good friends to the nearest grocery store. Purchase the antidote known as Work-Isolating-Neutralizer-Extract (WINE) or bothersome-Employer-Elimination-Rebooter (BEER). Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.
I Love Nobby
I want to massage my ego and was hoping to get some loving from my ladies. Who will do one of these for me?
CLEAR CONDOM: Just broke up with somone or they broke up with you, but still have feelings for them..but love being single =] BLUE CONDOM: Single, Looking For the right Someone, But Hating Being Single! ORANGE CONDOM: Taken And About To Break Up PINK CONDOM: Single RED CONDOM: Taken & completely happy with the person. PURPLE CONDOM: Taken and confused about what's going wrong with your relationship TROJAN CONDOM: Like someone who doesn't like you back TYE-DYE CONDOM: Just taken. GREEN CONDOM: Broke up with someone but you are still hanging on BLACK CONDOM: Single and like someone, but confused as to whether they like you back or not TEAL CONDOM: Like someone who likes you back but not going out yet BROKEN CONDOM: Either she's pregnant or has one of my filthy STD's NO CONDOM: You're tired of bulletins involving random multi-colored objects, and if a man appears by my bed with a knife, ill shove condoms up his ass
What Kind Of Lover Am I?
What is your love icon ?romantic loveyour love is very special you and your partner are very romantic and are willing to try anything.guys/girls like you because of the way you make them feel and how you show that you really care about them.How do you compare? Take this test! | Tests from Testriffic
What Do You Do
Iam so confused about what to do I dont evan think that I am in love anymore I am 20 yrs old and I am married but my husband is a pain in the ass its always about his fucking mother and its annoying and he looks at other chicks what do I do?
I don't know you, Yet you know me. I have been torn apart by other guys. Yet I fear that you are different. There is a difference in our ages. Yet it seems as though there is not. You are a stranger to me, Yet I am familiar to you. I like you just by the sound of your voice. I have fallen for a sound. I need help to recover. Yet there's no one there to help me recover. I wrote this poem 10-17-96 and updated it 6-7-98. I know that my poems arent that good but a friend said that it will help me feel better.
Bad Day Gone Bad
A little guy is sitting at the bar just staring at his Drink for half an hour when this big trouble-making truck driver steps up next to him, grabs his drink and gulps it down in one swig. The poor little guy starts crying. "Come on man, I was just giving you a hard time," says the truck driver. "I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man crying." "This is the worst day of my life," says the little guy between sobs. "I can't do anything right. I overslept and was late to an important meeting, so my boss fired me. When I went to the parking lot, I found my car was stolen and I have no insurance. "I grabbed a cab home, but after the cab left, I discovered my wallet was still in the cab. At home I found my wife in bed with the gardener. So I came to this bar and was trying to work up the courage to put an end to my life. "And then you show up and drink the damn poison!"
Been Awhile
How's everyone doing? I don't think I've even been in to touch base for awhile. The days seem to go by so fast, and you just wonder where the time went, from one day to the next. I still can't believe that it's the middle of April, since I can't really tell ya where Jan, Feb, and March Just flew out the window to somewhere. hehehehehe We had a great Easter. We went to Lebanon to visit my mom and dad. Dad hasn't been doing too well, and we're still concerned about his weakness, but just trust that God will give him and us the strength that is needed. We had a great supper, and enjoyed a visit from my Uncle Doc, and Aunt Charlotte. It's always good to see them. Things haven't been much different around here. Lee's still working his butt off, and I'm not. lol ....working that is. Hopefully, that will change, as of today, since I'm hoping to hear back on a job interview that I went to yesterday. It sounds very promising. It isn't what you'd call full ti
Couldn't Help Getting Hard While Watching This One
Roses Sent
i have sent you a rose for a sybole of cherry friendship and cherry love you all are awsome and i want to thank you for being kind
The Wolf And The Milky Way
There were people in the southern part of the world that made corn meal. The women would pound the dried corn in a pounder with a large stick till it was a fine powder. They would work all day to make the powder and then store it in large kettles in a storehouse for the winter. After a few days of pounding the corn they began to notice that some of the kettles were not as full as they were supposed to be. It was being taken. They examined the ground around the storehouse and noticed tracks. They decided to hide and watch the next night to see who was stealing the corn meal. Seven women decided to hide inside the storehouse. They crouched behind the large pottery kettles and waited. Well after midnight all the women had gone to sleep except one. She watched and waited in the darkness. Suddenly she heard a noise outside and then noticed a bluish glow like a bright moonlight. The light came closer to the storehouse. The woman crouched even further behind the kettles, afraid of what wa
Love Icon
What is your love icon ?romantic loveyour love is very special you and your partner are very romantic and are willing to try anything.guys/girls like you because of the way you make them feel and how you show that you really care about them.How do you compare? Take this test! | Tests from Testriffic
My Attempt At Poetry
I lay awake, watching you sleep, smiling, knowing you are content. I thank the Powers that Be that they brought you into my life. My life has improved a thousand fold since the day we met. I can't imagine not seeing or hearing from you everyday for the rest of our lives. I whisper "I love you." My smile fades as you awaken, for the time has come for us to part once again. The only thing that keeps me going is knowing we will see each other in just a few hours time. I'm no poet, but thinking of you, the words flow from my mind and insist they be shared. I await the day I can shout to the world and let all know, "I LOVE YOU!"
ok is anyone having springlike weather yet? It's been cold, cloudy, windy and rainy here. I'm READY for some warm weather. If anyone is having any, send it my way, thanks :-)
How Are You In Bed?
*How Are You in Bed?*Passionate LoverYou like it Slow. You like to look your lover into the eyes & kiss him/her on the neck or like them to kiss you on the neck. You like to REALLY feel them. You like to make slow passionate love just like on TV.How do you compare? Take this test! | Tests from Testriffic
Sex Application
SEE HOW MANY PEOPLE SEND THiS BACK TO YOU! EVEN iF YOU HAVE A BOYFRiEND OR GiRLFRiEND- REPOST THiS! 1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Favorite position (s) ? 4. Do you think i'm hot? 5. Would you have sex with me? 6. lights on or off? 7. Would you have to be drunk? 8. Would you take a shower with me? 9. Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 10. Would you leave after or stay the night? 11. Do you like cuddling afterwards? 12. Condom or skin? 13. Do you give Oral pleasures? 14. Do you like to recieve Oral Pleasures? 15. Have sex on the first date? 16. Would you kiss me during sex? 17. Do you think I would be good in bed? 18. Three sum? 19. Anal yes/no? 20. How many times would you like to cum? 21. Would you use me as a booty call? 22. Do you like fore play? 23. What is fore play to you? 24. Can we take pictures of the act? 25. Will you post this so I can fill it out for you?
Show My Girly Some Cherry Birthday Love.........w00t
Your Age By Eating Out
YOUR AGE BY EATING OUT Don't tell me your age; you probably would tell a falsehood anyway-but your waiter may know! YOUR AGE BY DINER & RESTAURANT MATH This is pretty neat.< /STRONG> DON'T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST! It takes less than a minute. Work this out as you read ... Be sure you don't read the bottom until you've worked it out! This is not one of those waste of time things, it's fun. 1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to go out to eat. (more than once but less than 10) 2. Multiply this number by 2 (just to be bold) 3. Add 5 4. Multiply it by 50 5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1757... If you haven't, add 1756. 6. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born. You should have a three digit number. The first digit of this was your original number. (I.e., How many times you want to go out to restaurants in a week.) The next
Okay So.
In the words of Alex Varkatzas: This is my salt in your wounds, this is my I TOLD YOU SO Did you ever wonder why it was not a good idea to mess with women? we're crazy people, we will check everything and anything. the smart ones anyway. so guess what? after extensive research.... HE knows ME now.
My Tongue
ring, i think im gonna take it out, its caused to too many problems, plus ive swallowed the ball twice,lolhow the little things come unscrewed i have no clue. oh well it was fun while it lasted
My Dragon Spirit Guide Has Stayed The Same, Lol!
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My Kisses
What kind of kisser are you?OH DAMN! LIPS OF AN ANGLE!YOUR PARTNER IS SATISFIED AND WILL BE BACK FOR MORE. THEY WILL BRAG ABOUT THIS KISS FOR DAYS OR EVEN WEEKS! GOOD JOB!!!How do you compare? Take this test! | Tests from Testriffic
My Kisses
What kind of kisser are you?OH DAMN! LIPS OF AN ANGLE!YOUR PARTNER IS SATISFIED AND WILL BE BACK FOR MORE. THEY WILL BRAG ABOUT THIS KISS FOR DAYS OR EVEN WEEKS! GOOD JOB!!!How do you compare? Take this test! | Tests from Testriffic
Sexual Iq
What's your sexual IQ?True MasterYou more knowledgeable than the Goddess of Sex. Go out and spread your wealth of knowledge.How do you compare? Take this test! | Tests from Testriffic
Wally World!
(Originally Posted on September 3, 2006)A couple of weeks ago, Scott Adams did a week of Wally-centric comics in his Dilbert strip.  It even spilled over into the next week.While reading them, I found a soulmate, a person so beat down by corporate bullshit that he just doesn't care anymore.I am past the point where I think a new job can help.  I'd still have to put up with another incarnation of the Idiot Boss, a man with Ultimate Career Power who can do what he pleases.I need to start my own business and get away from people like that.But what?tag: office politics, humor, Dilbert, funny-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-Ave Satanas!
Fun Facts
Snapple Facts #1 A Goldfish's attention span is three seconds #2 Animals that lay eggs don't have belly buttons #3 Beavers can hold their breathe for 45 minutes under water #4 Slugs have 4 noses #5 Camels have 3 eyelids #6 A honey bee can fly at 15mph #7 A queen bee can lay 800-1500 eggs per day #8 A bee has 5 eyes #9 The average speed of a housefly is 4.5 mph #10 Mosquitoes are attracted to people who just ate bananas #11 Flamingos are pink because they eat shrimp #12 Emus and Kangaroos cannot walk backward #13 Cats have over 100 vocal chords #14 Camel's milk does not curdle #15 All porcupines float in water #16 The world's termites outweigh the world's humans 10 to 1 #17 A hummingbird weighs less then a penny #18 A jellyfish is 95% water #19 Children grow faster in the spring #20 Broccoli is the only vegetable that is also a flower #21 Almonds are part of the peach family #22 Alaska has the highest per
Ct And What I Think Of It
I have been here since june 29th and have seen alot of stuff change here but it's for the best of the ct community to help cut down on all the cheaters using programs to get to the top and i think that is a good thing cuz i have been trying hard to level when no one here helps. I miss the site when it used to be friends helping friends now i don't help any 1 but my self cuz it's not even about friends any more it seems. If you are one of them using programs and cheating to get to the top you should try and get there w/o help and see how freakin hard it is i've been stuck on level 11 for like ever cuz no one has made an attempt to rate all my pics. SO now that is out of the way i just hope that baby jesus keeps doing what he does and the bouncers keep there heads in the game to keep the kids and idiots at bay theres no room on ct for kids,stalkers or guys looking for 15 yr olds thats just wrong on so many levels if ya have kids you will agree with me on this. I love it here
Ok I'm a little late on posting an update had some stuff I had to deal with...Ok after spending an hour or two with this other heart dr i seen he thinks it might be my lungs..maybe some blockage or even clots so he wants me to see a lung specialist to see what is going on...But recently I recieved a phone call from the one heart specialist before this one and he wants me to do another hour and some change car ride so they can do all kinds of blood work and x-rays...he believes it can still be my heart and also my lungs....So my question is how am I suppose to sleep at night not to worry about my health when these high paying morons have no damn clue what to do? Damn I would kill for a bottle of Jack Daniels right about now...I will do a better update after my appointment on the 18th of april
Thoughts On Death And Cremation
(Originally Posted on September 3, 2006)Rimmer: You can't whack death on the head! Lister: If he comes near me I'm gonna rip his nipples off!(From Red Dwarf:  Future Echoes)I have for a while had a prepaid cremation plan with Alabama Cremation Centers, Inc.  I paid my dues and such, so when I die, I get to be cremated and put into a container of my choice (when I chose the plan; I forget if I sprung for a fancier ash pot).My wife has also considered cremation.  Her plan is that when we die, our ashes will be mixed together and buried with a tombstone.Anyway, while using StumbleUpon today, I found this article on what happens to the bdy during cremation.  It's a little racy and a lot disturbing, but interesting and informative as it is.  If you're wondering about cremation, you might want to check this out.And if you want to see my cremation, check out this page.Tags: cremation, death-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*- Ave Satanas!
More Fun Religious News
(Originally Posted on September 1, 2006)Once again flipping through websites I came across another one with news about the Catholic church.  In this one, there is a website which has Catholic priests who haven't fulfilled their vows.  It seems that the church isn't pumping out enough people to spread its way of life.  (Of course, since part of their vows is celibacy, it's harder to get people into that line of work if they aren't allowed a little nookie, even sin-free nookie.)In The Satanic Bible by Anton LaVey, he states that the "mainstream" religions are moving towards more permissiveness.  The mainstream religions, in other words, are evolving (albeit slowly) into Satanism.Think about it.  Protestant religions already allow condoms, meaning they allow sex for something other than procreation (i.e. pleasure).  Some allow gay priests, definitely a biblical no-no.It might (will) take a while, but sooner or later your descendants will either be following a mainstream religion closer to
Just See Why Me Adore The Boobs
WILL STARING AT BREASTS MAKE A MAN HEALTHY? I heard on our local radio this morning that since boy babies are nourished by breasts, they forever seek that old familiar & cherished nourishment. ********* Besides personal enjoyment men would get from this type of exercise it’d be interesting to see doctors prescribe visits to Hooters and husbands telling their wives the reason they’re spending so much time at a strip joint is that they are trying to lose a few pounds. Do you know of any men who claim to have increased their life span by boob watching? If you are a man, do you feel healthier after looking at a woman's breasts? What is it exactly that so attracts you to a woman's breasts? Dare to tell............
Reflecting On Ct....after Being Here A Bit...
being invited to join CT by a dear friend from elsewhere, i had a natural curiosity for what it entailed....there are so many different 'social' communities out there, that each one needs to compete with the others in order to lure/attract members. obviously there are people who are members of a number of communities, myself included; yet there exists a need to stand apart from the others sufficiently so that memberships grow and thrive. to be honest-my initial week or two made me rather dubious, as to whether i do belong to a community that prefaces interests that don't coincide with mine....and that doesn't imply anything other than people have different tastes and pleasures, etc... one person's poison, another person's pudding, et al. slowly though, there has been a perception on my part, of people who both share, and embrace much of what i value and hold true on this earth. it began with the meeting of a most incredible of individuals in my life-words do not say enough. from th
More Fundie Stuff...
(Originally Posted on September 1, 2006)Well, here's a funny picture I found today:As seen on Break.comIt is a parody of a "real" billboard by Fundies.  A picture of that, along with some of their whining is here: It's funny to think that the Fundies are upset that being prejudiced against Asians is bad, but being prejudiced against gays is okay.  Nobody chooses to be gay, just like nobody chooses to be Asian.  (In other words, in the nature versus nurture, I vote nature.)tag: homosexual, religion, fundies, parody, funny, gay, asian-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*- Ave Satanas!
Question Your Assumptions
What assumptions have you already made about today, and why? Consider that some of those assumptions may no longer be accurate, and may very well be holding you back. It's comfortable and convenient to assume you can't do something. Yet such an assumption quickly turns into a continuing limitation that you place on yourself. Things that were true for you many years ago may no longer have any validity. By holding on to those old assumptions, you prevent yourself from making the most of the new opportunities that come your way. Think of how dramatically the world has changed in the last ten or twenty years. Have your assumptions about your own possibilities kept pace? You may be carrying assumptions that were placed in your mind by people who no longer play a role in your life. Take a close look at the choices and decisions you make, at the goals and aspirations you hold, and examine the assumptions behind them. Make it a point to regularly question your assumptions. By so Pics!
I know most of my closest peeps have already signed my guestbook, but theres about 600 ppl on my list and only about 10 have signed in the week that i've had it up. not bitching or anything but i get to everyones new items fairly quick and would like at least most of you to at least sign my book, even if you dont get to the ratings. also if your past of the dark realm or wnc, if your being harrassed in any way, dont be shy, let me know and i'll take care of that problem!
So because of the type of cyst I have they are going to do the surgery.I found out at my pre op appt. that it is not only fluid filled but aslo has solid mass.So they're gonna go in and take it out and do a biopsy.I'm scared as shit!The Dr said she would do everything in her power to leave some healthy tissue behind so that I can still produce hormones(I had an eptopic prgnancy where they removed my tube ,but I can't remember if my other ovary was involved,I'm praying not)And then I got the idea running through my head that if the cyst comes back as malignant it's all not really gonna matter anyhow.I really don't want to have to have all my reproductive organs removed and go on hormones.There is going to be a 6 to 8 week recovery time and I'm at loss as to whos gonna help me with my son,We only have my siter and brother inlaw out here and they both work and I'd hate for my Husband to have to use all of his sick and vacation time up to stay home and take care of the both of us.Just so m
Love Sucks
after six years of friendship, my best friend and love of my life has broken my heart. he has gone on and on about how i am his heart and soul and how he loves me. and gets ticked off if i dont believe him. and makes all these wonderful promises. i asked him to follow through, he then decides he wants to be just friends. what the hell am i supposed to do with what i feel for him? i pour out my heart and ask him for help and he walks away. and takes the crush off me on his page. what a blow. right now i do not understand men. maybe the whole love thing isnt worth it. because this has almost destroyed me. then to add insult to injury after crying all night i have to fight my way into the bathroom this morning. somehow a bird got in here and wouldnt let me in the bathroom. i think i got it out of the house. or it is hiding really good. i think this must the universes way of giving me the bird. i would find the episode funny, if i wasnt hurting.
Who You Think You Are
What is the image you have of yourself? Who and what do you think you are? If your self-image is in conflict with your goals, the self-image will win out and the goals will fall by the wayside. Yet when your image of yourself is in agreement with your goals, those goals will be achieved in ways that seem almost effortless. Who you think you are has a tremendous impact on the person you actually become. And fortunately, you can choose precisely who you think you are. Others will often try to tell you who you are, but you don't need to pay any attention to them. Instead, decide to see yourself as the person you would most truly like to be. The way you choose to see yourself exerts a steady and substantial influence on all the other choices you make. And those choices add together to build the reality of your life. Truly see yourself as the person who can live the life you most sincerely desire to live. Who you think you are is precisely who you will come to be. -- Ralph
Set Joy Free
There is great joy within you. Yet all too often your thoughts can keep that joy hidden away. Most of the judgments to which you devote your thoughts do not serve any useful purpose. Worries, resentments, and angry thinking will bring you nothing of real value, and will push joy further away from your awareness. Let go of those toxic thoughts and allow the joy that's hiding underneath them to shine through. Let go of the need to judge and to strive, and make room in your awareness for joy. Joy is easy and natural and not something you must struggle for or force. It has been there all along, and will flow easily from you when you allow it. Let your thoughts benefit from joy instead of using those thoughts to cover up that joy. Allow your actions to be more focused and effective by allowing your own unique joy to be expressed through them. Set free the joy in your life by letting go of the negativity that you don't need anyway. Set your joy free and let it fill your world.
T.e. Lawrence (lawrence Of Arabia)
"Those who dream by night, in the dusty recesses of their minds wake in the day to find that all was vanity; but the dreamers of the day are dangerous men, for they may act their dream with open eyes, and make it possible." T.E. Lawrence (Lawrence of Arabia)
My Daily Insights
The difference between great people and everyone else is that great people create their lives actively, while everyone else is created by their lives, passively waiting to see where life takes them next. The difference between the two is the difference between living fully and just existing. Michael E. Gerber Free Comment Codes
Is Life Bad
50 Things A Girl Does Wrong During Sex!
1. Assuming he can get a raging hard on when it suits you. Contrary to popular belief, men can't just flip a switch and get it up because you decided to stop being a frigid bitch. Getting it hard is your job. I suggest you figure it out. 2. Thinking that kissing needs to be this sweet romantic thing all the time. Sometimes pressing your lips against your partners mouth while you get off is the hot. It depends on the situation. 3. Leaving him responsible for your orgasm. You know what gets you off. Tell him. If you don't, it's your own fault when he's snoozing and you're all wound up. 4. Expecting him to cuddle. Men and women are wired differently. Sex makes most women want to talk and bond and all that shit. It makes men pass out. It's a biological thing. Stop fighting it, and stop holding it over his head, it's not his fault. 5. Expecting him to fall asleep with you in his arms. That shit is uncomfortable after awhile. A little snuggling isn't unreasonable, but when it'
Think On This ...
"For all that ye may ever keep is just what you give away, and that you give away is advice, counsel, manner of life you live yourself." The manner in which you treat your fellow man, your patience, your brotherly love, your kindness, your gentleness. That you give away, that is all that ye may possess in those other realms of consciousness. Edgar Cayce Reading 5259-1
Come Join Her Biggest Flirt Contest
I will be starting the biggest flirt contest tomorrow i still have space for 13 more entries. 1st place will recieve a 3 day blast and 2nd place a one day blast please send me a private message with the photo u want in the link is below KERRY~losts baby girl~OWNER OF CLUB FANTASIA~CHERRY SNATCHER PIMPETTE~@ CherryTAP (repost of original by '~Fiesty Lil Vixen~Club Fantasia Co-Owner~{CHERRY SNATCHER PIMPETTE}~' on '2007-04-12 08:53:53') (repost of original by 'KERRY~losts baby girl~OWNER OF CLUB FANTASIA~CHERRY SNATCHER PIMPETTE~' on '2007-04-12 08:55:21') (repost of original by '¢¾¢¾SUPERGIRL¢¾¢¾BARTENDER@CLUB FANTASIA¢¾¢¾' on '2007-04-12 09:04:51') (repost of original by 'KERRY~losts baby girl~OWNER OF CLUB FANTASIA~CHERRY SNATCHER PIMPETTE~' on '2007-04-12 10:23:07')
Humpty Dumpty
News Story Illustrating My Feelings On Religion
(Originally Posted on August 31, 2006)All I will say about this one is that I will not say anything about it.Church condemns abortion performed on raped girl, 11Sibylla Brodzinsky in Bogot�/span>Thursday August 31, 2006The GuardianA Vatican official has said the Catholic church will excommunicate a medical team who performed Colombia's first legal abortion on an 11-year-old girl, who was eight weeks pregnant after being raped by her stepfather. The rest of the story can be found here.tag: news, church, christ, christian, catholic, abortion, rape, news, medicine-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*- Ave Satanas!
Thing That Are Difficult To Say When You're Drunk..
Things that are difficult to say when you're drunk... a) Innovative B) Preliminary C) Proliferation D) Cinnamon Things that are VERY difficult To say when you're drunk... a) Specificity B) British Constitution C) Passive-aggressive disorder D) Transubstantiate Things that are Absolutely Impossible to say when you're drunk... a) Thanks, but I don't want to sleep with you. B) Nope, no more booze for me. C) Sorry, but you're not really my type. D) No kebab for me, thank you. E) Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight? F) I'm not interested in fighting you. G) Oh, I just couldn't - no one wants to hear me sing. H) Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no Co-ordination. I'd hate to look like a fool. I) Where is the nearest toilet? I refuse to vomit in the street. J) I must be going home now as I have work in the morning.
Keep Your Damn Money! I Dont Want It!
Got this from another military spouse.. pass it on! Something happened today that will affect my family, every person I see daily, and over 200,000 others. If you were watching the news channels about three hours after the stories were posted online around 8pm EDT, you would think we were all affected by Don Imus or even Sanjaya on American Idol. But you would be wrong. The defense secretary announced today that the deployments to Iraq and Afghanistan were extended from 12 to 15 months. Maybe we missed it (we do live in Hawaii) but I doubt it. How in the world is it more important that one man made some sexist and racist remark about a basketball team and got fired? How is it more important that Sanjaya is still on American Idol? The fact is, it's not more important, especially to the three proud Army wives sitting in my living room right now or to the countless others affected by this. Some people will say "It's just three more months" and yes it is just three more months but pu
i do alot of thinking about my life and my plans for the future. i think its good to make plans, so you have something to look forward to. but then i think you should always have a back up plan, just incase your plans dont work out like you want it to. and also try to enjoy live the best that you can, thats what im trying to do. im at the point in my life where im finally making planing and sticking with it, it goes to show that my plans do mean alot to me. im only 23, i know im young and i havnt done much, seems like ive been waisting alot of time doing nothing. and i guess my parents accident got me to finally open my eyes and try and do something with my life. from the accident i know life is short, and that you should do all that you want to and everything that makes you happy cuz you might not get the chance later, and never have regrets, cuz i think regrets only hold you back and keep think about the past and what didnt happen. i think in order to be happy you got
Ready For Love
Ready For Love Take my hand and lead the way; tell me all you want to say. Whisper softly in my ear, all those things I want to hear. Kiss my lips and touch my skin; bring out passions deep within. Pull me close and hold me near; take away my pain and fear. In the darkness of the night, be my beacon, shine your light. In the brightness of the sun, show me that you are the one. Give me wings so I can fly; for I can soar when you're nearby. Enter my heart, break down the wall, it's time for me to watch it fall. I've been a prisoner, can't you see? Break my chains and set me free. Strip me of my armor tight; you'll find I won't put up a fight. Release my soul held deep within . . . I'm ready now, let love begin.
Hit And Run Email
(Originally Posted on August 31, 2006)Today when I checked my emails, I found I had a message in StumbleUpon.Weird.  I couldn't remember getting another message there before...Curious, I opened my SU account screen and checked the email.  First off, I found I did receive one message before, from some woman I added as a friend.  (Adding people as friends allows you to Stumble their pages as well.)  Anyway, the new message was from some guy in South Africa who goes by the handle Mental-Rage, a guy whom I have had absolutely no contact with before.  The message asked if I had gotten divorced yet.Now I think if this person reads my blogs, it would have been better if he would have replied there.  So I think he could be referring to the fact that most of the links I have saved are porn links.  I couldn't ask, since it looks like he might have blocked me.You know, that kind of irritates me.  Some loser puts a comment like that, then doesn't allow for follow-up comments.  If you notice, I all
Something To Nothing
Somethin' to Nothin' Asheigh Streich- this poem was writtin july 25th 2006 this isnt the orginal i made it a lil better then i wrote it before. i wrote this because we was bestfriends for atleast 6 years but everything faded as soon i left. im sorry that i moved i had no choice. you dont understand why we aint even friends cops were in this fuckin situation yer a fuckin bitch. ppl tell me whats going on in your life cas i still care for you. yous my bestfriend. even though you dont think that. even though we aint friends im still going to be there for you no matter what. i kept my word n you have it forever. you told me that we aint friends cas u was jealous all cas yer ex boyfriend wanted to be with me. you told everyone i had cheated on him but u know me im not the one who cheats thats just not me. u know i neva cheated on him, so why you gotta lie. just write me back sometime. one traci Its kinda weird. id have to say I'm used to talking to you everyday. we did so muc
You Take The High Road...
(Originally Posted on August 30, 2006)This Saturday I am going to my first meeting of LHP (Left Hand Path) practitioners.  I've been in an online discussion group with them for a while, so it should be interesting.Here's a discussion point:  The RHP (Right Hand Path) philosophies/religions encourage evil against the practitioner by not allowing them to express negative thoughts/emotions/actions/etc., and by forcing them to treat everybody (even those who do not deserve it) in a kindly manner.  The LHP practitioners, however, are free to take revenge and such, and therefore it is more dangerous to annoy them.  Like Robert Heinlein said:  "An armed society is a polite society."Thoughts?And I'll finish with a couple of quotes I found yesterday:It's fair to say that the bible contains equal amounts of fact, history, and pizza. --Penn Jillette, BullshitI never want to see or hear from that scum-sucking, lying, weasel-minded smeghead in my entire life. --Lister from Red Dwarftag:  left hand
What i read in a bulletin and under each item, my own personal opinion :) (yeah i'm gemini) GEMINI: Does Twosomes - Nice. ... yes i am! - Love is one of a kind. .... i always think you wont forget how much i can love :) - Great listeners ... always here to give my shoulder and my ear to you - Very Good in bed. ... mwhahahahaha ;) - Lover not a fighter, but will still knock you the #### out. ... remember if you hurt me, you'll suffer even more (i can spit fire) - Trustworthy. ... for sure, that's how friends should be. - Always happy. ... lol i try, i have my bad moments, but they go away like the wind - Loud. ... my co-worker Ricky told me that this morning lol - Talkative. ... i am i am... the teachers in school always told me to shut up - Outgoing. ... i try always that i can but lately i wasn't able to go out a lot. - VERY FORGIVING. ... one of my good (???) things..... it's true, i forgive easily, but i wont forget
My Happy Product Of The Day...
(Originally Posted on August 29, 2006)A guy got so upset at the stupid "security measures" in force at airports that he had a shirt designed that has written on it "I am not a terrorist"...  in Arabic.Here's a picture of one of them:He is selling them here if anybody is interested.tag: terrorism, shopping, clothes, activism-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*- Ave Satanas!
A simple game…. We check into a fancy hotel room. It has all the amenities, in-room hot tub, stocked bar, room service, movies, and plenty of room. We set up for the game. The rules are simple. One board (we use a Monopoly board), two playing pieces, two dice, and three bowls labeled his, hers, and actions to be taken. Of course, there is a pad and a pen, but I’ll get to that later. The object of the game is to have as much naughty fun as you can imagine. Each player will start on the starting line. Each will take turns rolling the dice. As each player moves down the street, a player that is passed by the other player must take off an item of clothing. This can only happen once per player per street (consider each side of the board a street, so there are only four streets in this game). We both have on plenty of clothes to make the game a little more interesting. You must also kiss your partner each time you remove a piece of clothing. The kiss must be a l
This Is A First
i am finally in collage!
The Stalker Lmao
A young man shopping in a supermarket Noticed a little old lady following him around. If he stopped, she stopped. Furthermore she kept staring at him. She finally overtook him at the checkout, And she turned to him and said, "I hope I haven't made you feel ill at ease; it's just that you look so much like my late son." He answered, "That's okay." "I know it's silly, but if you'd call out "Good bye, Mom" as I leave the store, It would make me feel so happy." She then went through the checkout, And as she was on her way out of the store, The man called out, "Goodbye, Mom." The little old lady waved, and smiled back at him . Pleased that he had brought A little sunshine into someone's day, He went to pay for his groceries. "That comes to $121.85," said the clerk. "How come so much ... I only bought 5 items.." The clerk replied, "Yeah, but your Mother said You'd be paying for her things, too." Don't trust little Old Ladies!!!
Website Found - Atheist Nation
(Originally Posted on August 29, 2006)I was using StumbleUpon and came across the website Atheist Nation.  In it, there are videos about different atheistic subjects which I feel are important for everybody to watch.  (The video I like the best so far is #2 - Why Do Atheists Care About Religion.  If anybody asks me why I am against mainstream religion, I think I'll just send them to that video to find out.)The website also has a small discussion board on the right hand side.  Somebody asked why doesn't religion just die.  I responded that it's because religion is full of good memes.By good memes, I don't mean the ideas are good.  Usually, the ideas are sick and twisted, either against others or against the self.  I mean they are great at replicating in others by using powerful symbols, mostly death, punishment, etc.As a LaVeyan (Philsophical) Satanist, I am an atheist.  There is no god(s) out there (including Satan, in case you're wondering).  There are things we don't know about yet,
Sioux Story
"My grandfather took me to the fish pond on the farm when I was about seven, and he told me to throw a stone into the water. He told me to watch the circles created by the stone. Then he asked me to think of myself as that stone person. "You may create lots of splashes in your life but the waves that come from those splashes will disturb the peace of all your fellow creatures," he said. "Remember that you are responsible for what you put in your circle and that circle will also touch many other circles. You will need to live in a way that allows the good that comes from your circle to send the peace of that goodness to others. The splash that comes from anger or jealousy will send those feelings to other circles. You are responsible for both." That was the first time I realized each person creates the inner peace or discord that flows out into the world. We cannot create world peace if we are riddled with inner conflict, hatred, doubt, or anger. We radiate the feelings and
Have You Seen The Moon?
i was just wondering...have you seen the moon? i noticed after you left that my surroundings change, there was a stillness...a void...a loss that was intense to me, to the innerness of me. more clearly, it was like a stop of time and space, all had lost its reason continuity in every sence of the world, was no more...there was nothing. i wondered to the far side of the porch and watched as your soul drifted away into the distance and i would have sworn that you, had taken with you the sounds of the birds, the light of the stars, the breeze of the wind, the scent of the air, the beat of my heart, and the moon in my sky! i looked to see if i could find just one single thing that was the same as when you and i had shared that space, but all was lost. there was nothing, except this noticeable emptiness within me. years passed by and i realized that 'all' was not lost, for if i strained a bit i could hear the birds in the distance, they confessed that you were indeed still around. the
Odd Endz
(Originally Posted on August 29, 2006)I've been dizzy since last Friday, sometimes better, sometimes worse.  I think it might be a slight inner ear infection, but I haven't bothered to see the doctor yet.One of my favorite daydreams is for me to have the ability to instantly hypnotize anybody regardless of language, in person, over television/video/etc, or on the radio.  If I had the ability, I would get everybody in the world to send me $1/year.  Since there are several billion people in the world, I would get several billion a year.  I would use quite a bit of the money to hire everybody here (except for 4 people:  Idiot Boss, Putz Boy, Coffee Man, and Annoying Guy) for my own business at double what they make here plus benefits.  I wouldn't need them per se, but it'd effectively shut this business down.Also I found this cheesy graphic here:tag: daydreams, image, funny, humor, jesus, christian, christianity, calvin, satan, satanist, satanic, satanism, religion-*-*-*-*-*-
Going South
If you want to make an impression on a woman, go south. If you expect it, give it too. And practice makes perfect, I assure you.
Why do my wrists burn with the urge to cut? I have cut many times in the past but I have never had the urge to cut my wrists. My thighs are usually what burn and then receive the brutal torture of being carved upon. It is a comfort to me to cut. It is like it takes all of my problems away. I feel like I have been cleansed. As weird to some as it may sound it is the way that I feel. The feeling of being cleansed is usually only temporary but it is effective. Should I face the fate that most say is inevitable? Medicate or end it? Over the years I have had many people tell me do the smart thing and medicate yourself like your father did before you make the same mistakes that he did. I have even been told before that I can either get on meds or make the needed funeral arrangements because with out treatment that fate is inevitable. I dont want my kids to see thier mom all medicate and almost unable to function normal everyday activities because most of the anti depressants make me either s
Show Some Support To This Young Lady
Please Rip the "Blessed Be" Photo and make it your primary in support. Just click the photo link below and rip from my page. thanks guys...and please *I never ask this* repost this! Jessica on my wifes request here is a detailed update she has a very bad lung infection attacking her heart she needs emergency surgery to remove a hernia and to repair a tare in her abdomen and they found spots on her liver witing for second mri to confirm or deny several asked how was my wife well now you all know with her permission maybe some will spare a couple minutes to pray for a couple min so she may get better and come back to her love ones i m not asking much just 2 min of your time to help some one get better and back to her kids and family thak you to those taking the time to pray we need all the help we can to get tru this bless you all every one PLS do repost so others may help ill be posting this as a blog as well to print and give my wife all the get we
My Flower...
Thanks For The Love!
Morning All! Just wanted to thank all of you for showing me so much love! Every time I log on and see who's visited me and read the messages that you all leave I get all warm and fuzzy inside. So, I just wanna show you all some love by making you the topic of my morning blog. *kisses* SandiBee
This Is What I Believe....
Not sure where I got this from, but just felt like posting it. This sums it all up. . I believe - . . . that just because two people argue, it doesn't mean they don't love each other. And just because they don't argue, it doesn't mean they do. I believe - . . . that we don't have to change friends if we understand that friends change. I believe - . . . that no matter how good a friend is, they're going to hurt you every once in a while and you must forgive them for that. I believe - . . . that true friendship continues to grow, even over the longest distance. Same goes for true love. I believe - . . . that you can do something in an instant that will give you heartache for life. I believe - . . that it's taking me a long time to become the person I want to be. I believe - . . . that you should always leave loved ones with loving words. It may be the last time you see them. I believe - . . . that you can keep going long after you think you c
The Legend Of The Idiot Boss: Arnold's Munchkin Song
(Originally Posted on August 28, 2006)I went on YouTube today to find a copy of the Red Dwarf's song Tongue Tied.  After I found it, I also found this little video.It's a cheerful little ditty, but it got stuck in my head.The funny part, though, is at the company meeting while Idiot Boss was rambling on, I got the distinct impression that the song would fit him very well.  I talked to somebody who I sent the song to after the meeting and she agreeed.tag: Red Dwarf, comedy, funny, humor, video, Idiot Boss-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*- Ave Satanas!
Memories consume Like opening the wound I'm picking me apart again You all assume I'm safe here in my room Unless I try to start again I don't want to be the one The battles always choose 'Cause inside I realize That I'm the one confused I don't know what's worth fighting for Or why I have to scream I don't know why I instigate And say what I don't mean I don't know how I got this way I know it's not alright So I'm breaking the habit Tonight Clutching my cure I tightly lock the door I try to catch my breath again I hurt much more Than anytime before I had no options left again I'll paint it on the walls 'Cause I'm the one at fault I'll never fight again And this is how it ends I don't know what's worth fighting for Or why I have to scream But now I have some clarity to show you what I mean I don't know how I got this way I'll never be alright So, I'm breaking the habit I'm breaking the habit I’m breaking the habit Tonight
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Love And Marriage (continued)
(Originally Posted on August 28, 2006)When I did the "research" about my wife the other night, I pretended not to know anything about what was going on.  I had put the message she had been typing in a copy of Notepad on the computer.  We watched television for a while, then I went to bed.An hour after I went to bed, my wife came into the room.  Her first words, "If you want, I'll leave tomorrow." I don't want her to leave.  I want her to trust me.We had a long discussion, lasting until 1-something in the AM.  I told her that she is treating me as an opponent instead of a partner.  If things do not change, I will ask for a divorce.  I can not be married to a woman I can't trust, even if I do love her.tag:  marriage,  divorce,  life,  trust-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*- Ave Satanas!
Every Time....
Every I love you, you whisper, is like rain for the trees, moonlight for the ocean, nectar for the bee Every kiss bestowed upon me is like fragrance on flowers, heat upon the desert, mist from morning showers Every glance in my direction is like flame to the fire, a twinkling of stars, a spark of love's desire Every moment in your arms is like waves to the ocean, a rushing, primal urge, a sweet mix of emotion Every passing year were together is like joy without measure, a life without limits, I shall love you forever.
Tell Me What You Like
I am looking for some idea for tags... let me know what kind you like, Sexy, Faries, Tigers, Wolf, Native American, and so on. What colors you like, What kind of message you likd to see on them... Thanks for your help. Fireman 7
Hottest Military Sweetie Contest
Friends, Family, Fans..Yup! Im in another contest..Please click the link to vote for me..Please comment bomb...The contest started at 1am this morning, so Im a little late getting started...Thank you in advance..I will send an oficial TY to everyone who helps..
Love And Marriage (and Depression And Snooping And...)
(Originally Posted on August 24, 2006)I am tired. Tired and depressed.I have realized that I cannot trust my wife. She has lied to me too many times abut things that I have worried over too often. She has cheated on me, made me think somebody might be stalking her, etc.A marriage, like any other healthy, friendly relationship, must be based on trust. Whenever I bring it up, she claims to not be able to trust me because she is worried I will hurt her physically like she says her first husband did. I have NEVER laid a hand on her in anger and since she was around me when I found out she had cheated on me, I never will.I have literally had to stoop to searching through her messaging and such. I found one today where she was talking of offering sexual favors to some guy to take her somewhere tonight.Tags: divorce, marriage, life, love, trust, betrayal-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*- Ave Satanas!
Chicka Chicka Bow Womp
(Originally Posted on August 24, 2006)I went to go pick my wife up from the hospital today and, as I passed a newspaper vending machine I saw one of those damn Chick's tracts, this one being "This WAS Your Life."Not wanting to risk people getting infected with the hate-filled memes of it, I threw it away.Coming back to work, I see that somebody paid 15 cents for it.  (That's how much they are on his website.)  Therefore, somebody wasted fifteen cents, probably plus shipping.It reminded me of when I bought a set of nontracts from the Freedom From Religion Foundation.  Yes, they (the Chick tracts and the FFRF nontracts) are informative for the person willing to buy them.  but for other people, they're mostly a waste of money and other resources.  Why?  The people most willing to read them are the people who already agree with it.  The people who "need" it most are the ones who are the least likely to read it.I once thought about putting up business cards with one of my Satanic blog addre
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Come Back
Love This Comeback One of my sons serves in the military. He is still stateside, here in California . He called me yesterday to let me know how warm and welcoming people were to him, and his troops, everywhere he goes telling me how people shake their hands, and thank them for being willing to serve, and fight, for not only our own freedoms but so that others may have them also. But he also told me about an incident in the grocery store he stopped at yesterday, on his way home from the base. He said that ahead of several people in front of him stood a woman dressed in a burkha. He said when she got to the cashier she loudly remarked about the U.S. flag lapel pin the cashier wore on her smock. The cashier reached up and touched the pin, and said proudly," Yes, I always wear it and probably always will." The woman in the burkha then asked the cashier when she was going to stop bombing her countrymen, explaining that she was Iraqi. A gentleman stand
Okay, Plan A Failed...
(Originally Posted on August 24, 2006)(From this link) - The FDA has allowed the sales of the morning-after pill Plan B without a prescription to women (and men to buy for their women) 18 years of age and older.  Mind you, the science staff at the FDA approved over-the-counter sales for all ages, but the prudish management seems to worry that it will lead to more promiscuous activities between consenting people.Well, no shit Sherlock!  It might do that, but it definitely would definitely be able to help women in an emergency, such as a rubber breaking or something similar.tag: science, morning after pill, FDA, prescription, over-the-counter, Plan B-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*- Ave Satanas!
Planet Missing! Film At 11
(Originally Posted on August 24, 2006)Scientists have been thinking about a new definition of planets that would have added at least three other celestial bodies in our solar system into the list of planets:  the asteroid Ceres, Pluto's moon Charon, and 2003 UB313 (nicknamed Xena).Instead, they stripped Pluto of its planetary status and relegated it to a subcategory of "dwarf planets" with Ceres and Xena.  (Charon didn't change.)They did this with the new definition of a planet:"a celestial body that is in orbit around the sun, has sufficient mass for its self-gravity to overcome rigid body forces so that it assumes a ... nearly round shape, and has cleared the neighborhood around its orbit."(Actually something similar happened before.  When Ceres was discovered in 1801, it was labelled as a planet.  After a while, it was reclassified as an asteroid.)tag: science, planets, pluto, asteroids, solar system, ceres, charon-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*- Ave Satanas!
I am burnt..LOL I burnt my ass, tits and stomach in the tanning bed. I know my fault but felt like telling people. Now I'll go back today and start getting darker now that the burn has set in. So what the hell is everyone up to??!!
The Truth Hurts (even If It's Funny)
(Originally Posted on August 24, 2006)Even in comedy, there is truth.  In Red Dwarf (a British sci-fi comedy), for example, Lister, one of the main characters, found he was worshipped as a god by a race of beings who evolved from his cat.  One of the things he finds out is the cats fought each other based on a silly piece of what he was supposed to have said.  Millions died.    LISTER: This is terrible. Holy wars, killing. They're just using religion as an excuse to be extremely crappy to each other.    TOASTER: So what else is new?It's happening today as well.  People suck.tag:  religion,  wars,  terrorism,  fighting,  scifi,  Red Dwarf-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*- Ave Satanas!
Shop For Jaysus!
(Originally Posted on August 23, 2006)I am a member of a FreeThought Humor discussion group.  Somebody came up with a couple of links (here and here) for some funny theistic parody products, like:HandzOff Anti-Masturbatory CreamSeven Deadly Sins WristbandsConquer The Snake T-ShirtLots of other funny things there.  Enjoy!tag: religion, shopping, christian, christianity, parody, funny, humor-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*- Ave Satanas!
Something About My Baby
My words and actions can't explain my love for you. All I can feel is how much you love me and can't let it go. Because you mean the world to me and I can't lose it, not now at least. People tell me that you'll get over him soon and move on to someone new, but you know what, its not like that. Because I love you more than anything in the world! Because your the first to make me happy and keep me happy. Your the greatest thing in the world and I’m glad that I have you in my life and I don’t want to lose you and that wonderful feeling. I think about you everyday, every hour, because when I think about you, I think about your face, your body, the way you touch me, the way you talk to me. Really I just think about how happy I’m with you! And I keep thinking about when I’m going to feel you touch again. That touch on my face, to feel your hand on my face, to feel your arms around me, cause I know your there to keep me safe and warm. I wish that your there with me all the time and I can't he
Church Sign Follies
(Originally Posted on August 22, 2006)On a church sign near where we live is something like:  "Let all you say and do be done in the name of the lord" or some such drivel.At first, it irritated me because it's more of the sheep following the herd mentality.On further reflection, though, this statement also would apply to me.  I am my own god, so everything I say and do should reflect the way I am.  Again, it is a statement against self-deceipt.(And what about that previous post!  Who knew I had so much to say on the subject.)  :-Dtag:  satan,  satanist,  satanic,  satanism,  religion,  godhead-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*- Ave Satanas!
i was just watching montel tryin to fall asleep since i been up for like 3 days straight and i busted in tears. it was about families that are over in war.and it all brought up pain that im feeling about my moms death.her death was unknowing and unexpected. the day i got the voicemail from my uncle(my moms brother lenny) and said she was life flighted to ruby memorial i morgantown cause they thought she was havin a stroke i was shocked,i called her cell and left a mssage sayin nothin was gonna happen to her that she'd be ok and that i loved her, but then when the dr called me and said she had suffered severe brain damage on the left side cuz she had, hada spontanious hypertension anorism,and there was nothing else possible for them to do to save her and that i hadta get there in person to give permission to take her off life support that moment i totaly lost it, and from that moment i might look and act strong on the outside but truthfully on the inside im just withering away to no
The End Of (some) Self-deceit
(Originally Posted on August 22, 2006)(Those of a "delicate condition" might want to skip this blog posting.  It is of a more mature nature.)I would like to discuss one of the Nine Satanic Statements and the matching Satanic Sin with a new discovery about myself I made last night.The Satanic Statement is:3. Satan represents undefiled wisdom instead of hypocritical self-deceit!The Satanic Sin is:4. Self-deceitIts in the "Nine Satanic Statements" but deserves to be repeated here. Another cardinal sin. We must not pay homage to any of the sacred cows presented to us, including the roles we are expected to play ourselves. The only time self-deceit should be entered into is when its fun, and with awareness. But then, its not self-deceit!Truthfully, I don't know if what I was practicing falls under the category of self-deceit or not, but it might be.Let me set the stage.  Yesterday when I woke up, I wore a dark T-shirt.(Mind you, other clothing was involved as well, but the important thing i
50 Mistakes Women Make During Sex ....hallelujah!! Someone Knows Lol
1. Assuming he can get a raging hard on when it suits you. Contrary to popular belief, men can't just flip a switch and get it up because you decided to stop being a frigid bitch. Getting it hard is your job. I suggest you figure it out. 2. Thinking that kissing needs to be this sweet romantic thing all the time. Sometimes pressing your lips against your partners mouth while you get off is the hot. It depends on the situation. 3. Leaving him responsible for your orgasm. You know what gets you off. Tell him. If you don't, it's your own fault when he's snoozing and you're all wound up. 4. Expecting him to cuddle. Men and women are wired differently. Sex makes most women want to talk and bond and all that shit. It makes men pass out. It's a biological thing. Stop fighting it, and stop holding it over his head, it's not his fault. 5. Expecting him to fall asleep with you in his arms. That shit is uncomfortable after awhile. A little snuggling isn't unreasonable, but when it'
Just Can't Get Enough
The new website is coming together pretty good so far. More pictures have been transfered to the new gallery and the appearance has been tweakes a tiny go check it out. thanks SFE
God Is
(Originally Posted on August 21, 2006)Here's an interesting video I found using StumbleUpon.  The video maker says he can prove Jesus is imaginary in less than five minutes.  He then goes through biblical verses to prove just that.(If the blog allows videos, it should be shown above.  Otherwise click the link to watch it.)In addition, here the author gives the most-heard excuses for saying his stuff is bullshit.  What are your thoughts?tag:  religion,  christian,  christianity,  jesus,  jesus is imaginary,  imaginary friend,  hoax-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*- Ave Satanas!
Watering The Bush
(Originally Posted on August 21, 2006)So, are you one of the people that thinks that Shrubya's administration didn't do enough for Katrina victims?  If so, you might want to take part in this activity/protest.Basically, you send a bottle of water to the White House from the Ernest N. Morial Convention Center in New Orleans.Of course, this'd be particularly interesting with the thoughts of liquid-based terrorism in the air.So again, I neither condone nor condemn this activity...tag: activism, politics, revenge, terrorism-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*- Ave Satanas!
The Adventures Of Putz Boy: Quarantined!
(Originally Posted on August 21, 2006)Last week, I caught a stomach bug from my former officemate.  (Remember, I had to move in with Putz Boy last week or the week before.)Anyway, I suffered through it.  (Well, not all the way through it.  I still have to make several trips to the can.)Now, I am trying to stay in my office with Putz Boy to give The Gift That Keeps On Giving.Hopefully, he'll miss at least a few days of work from it and I won't have to put up with him.(Mind you, I would have come in anyway.  This is just a bonus.)tag: revenge, illness, sick, Putz Boy
Help Me!
My guest book is posted up on my page and still no one has signed it! I really want to know who visits my page and a little bit more about people on here! It only takes a sec to sign it. Leave a comment too or become a friend if you want!
Sexiest Male Cherry Contest Is Open!!!
Who needs hunky when you can get Chunky, much better for snugglin... Click on my picture and show me some lovin...
A Firemans Thank You---->>>>from Bulletion
NOT MANY TIMES DO I SEE THINGS IN BULLETIONS THAT TOUCHES MY HEART BUT A COUPLE THINGS HAVE AND THIS IS ONE OF THEM.... I HAVE MANY FIREMAN FRIENDS IN MY LIFE OFF FROM CHERRYTAP AND HAVE MADE A COUPLE EVEN HERE ON CHERRYTAP.... ~*~A FIREMANS THANK YOU~*~ another shift over, but you refuse to go, want to stay on the job until they are all found, exhaustion takes over, your head is hanging low, you take a nap on a blanket that's on the ground, a nightmare wakes you up, and tears track down your face, wearily, you suit up, slowly rise to your feet, you dreamed it was you caught in that terrible space, that's when you hear the little voice say, "my name's pete," you look down, there's a little boy in a wheelchair, bending down, you rub his head, big tears fill his eyes, "thank you so much for finding my daddy down there, he's now an angel who's looking down from the skies," he says, "do you need a hug, someone to talk to?" a lump forms in your throat,
Freebie Frid... Err... Monday!
(Originally Posted on August 21, 2006)Now, before I post this link, I neither condone nor condemn the practice described.  (Yes, it's the old CYA line.)Having said that, here is a link for an article on how to screw over the Focus on the Family "Church" by getting all sorts of free things from them.  This supposedly includes CDs, DVDs, etc.While I haven't done this one, I have in the past accepted bibles and such from religious groups.  I figure one less bible that I have received means one less they'll have to pass out to a willing fool, and the money they spent on creating it is just lost.Heck, now that I've become a Satanist, maybe I'll use some of them in rituals to bring about Christianity's downfall.(Not that that'll happen anytime soon.  The church is too powerful right now.)tag: religion, christian, christianity, satan, satanism, satanic, satanist, ritual, bible, Focus on the Family, Dobson, free stuff, freebies-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*- Ave Satanas!
Herbalife Rep
Just wanted to let everyone know of a new product (at least to me new) I am now on and selling. The company is called Herbalife and they have a nice website I just started the products on Monday, have alost a few pounds, more to do with water than anything else, but they do have some wonderful products, if anyone is interested in either trying some of the products or even looking for some extra money give me a shout or email and we can see where that goes.
Remember The Five Simple Rules To Be Happy:
Remember the five simple rules to be happy: 1. Free your heart from hatred. 2. Free your mind from worries. 3. Live simply. 4. Give more. 5. Expect less.
Attitude Is Everything:
There was once a woman who woke up one morning, looked in the mirror, and noticed she had only three hairs on her head. "Well," she said, "I think I'll braid my hair today." So she did and she had a wonderful day. The next day she woke up, looked in the mirror and saw that she had only two hairs on her head! "H-M-M," she said, "I think I'll part my hair down the middle today." So she did and she had a grand day. The next day she woke up, looked in the mirror and noticed that she had only one hair on her head. "Well," she said, "Today I'm going to wear my hair in a pony tail." So she did and she had a fun, fun day. The next day she woke up, looked in the mirror and noticed that there wasn't a single hair on her head! "YEAH!" she exclaimed, "I don't have to fix my hair today!"
I Just Got Served!
This morning, I was served with papers to appear in small claims court, because my ex-boyfriend wants all of the gifts back that he ever gave me. How sweet.
I'm Considering Starting A Series
of programming tips for aspiring Flash designers. Flash can be useful for making interactive web sites, animated gifs (not morphs, though, use Photobucket or Morpheus for that), and online video games. All you need is to understand the structure of the system and what the Actionscript does. It is IMPOSSIBLE to diagram a complex Flash project on paper, as it would be like drawing in a 3-D area and being able to add multiple lines of comments on each point in that area.First Tip: var variableName = value; this line, used in the actionscript window in Flash MX 2004 or higher, in scene 1, layer 1, frame 1, can be used as a global variable, useful for keeping track of hits before death in a video game, or stage numbers, or any number that accumulates over the course of the game. _root.variableName++; this line, usually used to increment the number by one (1,2,3,4...), refers to the above variable, and can be used ANYWHERE in your Flash file.
Just What I Always Wanted - Not!
(Originally Posted on August 21, 2006)Okay, this might be going overboard...Any parent who feels their child will be protected by these from evil influences must be loopy as a loon.  And at $40 a pop plus shipping, it definitely wouldn't be worth it.Imagine sending kids off to camp or a sleepover with these.  They wouldn't make it back alive!tag: Stupid Products, shopping, religion, christian, christianity, pjs, pajamas, children-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*- Ave Satanas!
Monique Dupree Is A Grindhouse Girl
Monique Gata Dupree is a grindhouse girl! This is a really wicked honour!Grindhouse girl
Pic Exchange?
Any of the ladies on my list interested in exchanging some pics? Let me know.
30 Thousand Feet
30 thousand feet thirty thousand feet away from love It takes one step to start the path of love thirty thousand feet into the air is an Angels dream of hope and joy When we care enough to dream of love The clouds of nine is not heaven The eyes of joy are true in the heart of gold Now we travel on our way to differnet lives Yet it beats as one heart Love But dreaming the high hopes of love So tread with me that first step Oh Angel of love Sweet divine is the love When 30 thousand feet is now one step away To love and happiness To be completed with the love in the eyes For all eternity this poems I did in 2006 I know it is not totally done yet but I like it as is right now.
Wow All Of These Sites Are Drama Aren't They?
Welcome to my blog! I don't want drama so if you got it leave it at the door. I have a 2 year old son whom I love with all my heart and also my own home, car and money. I have a lot of my own drama so that's why I said I don't want any of any one elses. I have a close friend whom I am deeply in love with but also very very confused about at the moment. I love being with him but ya know some times things happen that piss me off. I love him with all my heart and I just wish more would come of this then what it is at the moment. *~Peace~*
Breaking News Out Of Toronto
Toronto's scoop on too much dog poop By Scott ValentineWed Apr 11, 4:32 PM ET Toronto bylaws requiring dog walkers to "stoop and scoop" are yielding an unmanageable amount of poop in park trash bins. An auditor's report this week showed that up to 27 per cent of all garbage collected from city parks is pet poop. "It's no big secret that people take their animals to the parks and leave behind plastic bags of poop in the trash," Toronto parks and environment committee chairwoman Paula Fletcher said on Wednesday. "But the amount was a bit of a shocker." "In the summertime, when the cans can are overflowing with plastic bags full of dog poo and it's hot out . . . the smell is really terrible," she said. The solution is to put "green bins" in every city park, Fletcher said. Green bins are special recycling bins used to separate organic waste from traditional recyclables such as tin and glass. But only four of Toronto's hundreds of city parks have green bins and there is little mone
Just Another Day
Well lets see I got my colonoscopy and i have IBS and still having some pain. Doctor put me on prozac to help calm down my stress and it has me a little too calm where I get bored faster and just do not want to do anything anymore. hmmm I screwed my 4.0 up last quarter I got a B in phyics :(. I have missed a lot of school this quarter trying to fight my health but still holding strong A's in my classes. Jay and I are now really not talking anymore. He said he moved to the Keys but dont think he did since his gf he said he wasnt seeing is here with new pictures of them together. she keeps visiting my sites and talking to my friends. I decided after year and 1/2 if he cant figure out what he wants fro me oh well. Ill let her deal with him, after this last fight it will take a lot more for me to consider taking him back this time. But he seems to be blaming me for most of it so i guess im a bad enough person in his head that he wont come back. I have meet a few guys around tow
The Bird Man Flyeth And The Birdman Falleth
"Birdman" in hospital after test flight Wed Apr 11, 8:46 AM ET A self-taught Chinese amateur pilot, dubbed the "birdman" by Chinese media, has landed in a hospital with a broken chin and leg after taking his homemade airplane for a test flight, Chinese media reported on Wednesday. Li Xianfeng, 30, hovered about 150 feet above the ground for two minutes with his microlight-style aircraft, then plowed into fields on the outskirts of Beijing Monday, the Xinhua news agency said. Li, who taught himself about aviation by reading books, declared his flight "partly successful," according to the report, which said he would stay in the hospital for at least a month. "Luckily the engine was not damaged and I will continue flying until I can make a perfect landing," Li was quoted as saying. The shattered aircraft, aluminum-framed and 21 feet long with a wingspan of 30 feet, cost Li 30,000 yuan ($3,883), the report said, adding he had spent all his spare time and money on making airplane mo
The Man In My Dreams
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Naughty Survey
naughty application Body: NAUGHTY APPLICATION fill out and send back to me 1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Favorite position (s)?: 4. Do you think i'm hot?: 5. Would you have sex with me? 6. lights on or off? 7. Would you have to be drunk? 8. Would you take a shower with me? 9. Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 10. Would you leave after or stay the night? 11. Do you like cuddling afterwards? 12. Condom or skin? 13. Do you give Oral pleasures? 14. Do you like to recieve Oral Pleasures? 15. Have sex on the first date? 16. Would you kiss me during sex? 17. Do you think I would be good in bed? 18. Three sum? 20. How many times would you like to do it? 21. Would you use me as a booty call? 22. Do you like fore play? 23. What is fore play to you? 24. Can we take pictures of the act? 25. Will you post this so I can fill it out for you? SEE HOW MANY PEOPLE SEND THiS BACK TO YOU! EVEN iF YOU HAVE A BOYFR
There Was A Silence- News From The Front
Hey gang, Just wanted to tip you off to a little feature action we got from the folks at local newspaper, Dayton Daily News, although its not headline making news in the print version of the paper, we are getting a big nod from staff writer Kris Neises on the web version of the publication. Thanks to Kris for the nice little chat we had and also for sending some love to "the Town" You rock man! Drop by and check out the story. As for updates and info on the album release, things are in stand-by mode right now till the BIG CHIEFS at the label make the next move. All I can say at this point is soon... Anywho, here is the story: Thanks for sticking it out, -T
The Death Of Common Sense
Obituary of the late Mr. Common Sense Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape. He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; Why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; an d Maybe it was my fault. Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6-year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition. Common Sense lost ground when par
Highway 109
HIGHWAY 109 A drunk man in an Oldsmobile They said had run the light That caused the six-car pileup On 109 that night. When broken bodies lay about "And blood was everywhere," "The sirens screamed out eulogies," For death was in the air. "A mother, trapped inside her car," Was heard above the noise; Her plaintive plea near split the air: "Oh, God, please spare my boys!" She fought to loose her pinned hands; "She struggled to get free," But mangled metal held her fast In grim captivity. Her frightened eyes then focused "On where the back seat once had been," But all she saw was broken glass and Two children's seats crushed in. Her twins were nowhere to be seen; "She did not hear them cry, " "And then she prayed they'd been thrown free, " "Oh, God, don't let them die! " Then firemen came and cut her loose, " "But when they searched the back, " "They found therein no little boys, " But the seat bel
September 11, 2001
To love is to hurt. To hurt is to fear. To fear is to be rejected by others. There are different stages in life. To open up means letting down your guard. When that wall is down you leave yoursefl open to all there is to in life. Then you ask yourself if you did right by letting down that guard. Heres the thing about guards and walls you build to protect yourself from the hurt and pain others cause. Guards are something everyone has, no matter if its up or down. You have this guard in place hopeing it will save you some heartache at some point in your life. Butno matter how guarded you are you still suffer just like the person thats not guarded. Then you build this wall keeping everyone out. Some call it "THE GREAT WALL OF CHINA" which most people have.The wall is in place because being guarded didnt help at some point in time. They say having walls built so high that you cant get through is harder than not having one at all. Over the years I have built a wall so high I couldn't
Nintendo Presents - Devil World
(Originally Posted on August 18, 2006)A while back, Nintendo created a game never released in the United States called Devil World:There's a review of the game here.  However, it doesn't seem like it'd be much fun.  That, of course, ISN'T THE POINT!  The point is, religion kept us from getting something that some brain-dead people could have found entertaining.tag:  video games,  Devil World,  fun,  entertainment,  religion-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*- Ave Satanas!
If U Can Spare Some Time!!
could my friends and family please help me out i would like to level by friday at midnight i need 29,561.....yes i know it is alot but i have over 1300 hundred friends and if everyone did even a lil bit it would help. thandks and love ya guys muahhh ~Fiesty Lil Vixen~Club Fantasia Co-Owner~{CHERRY SNATCHER PIMPETTE}~@ CherryTAP
Smart Ass Answer #6
It was mealtime during a flight on Hooters Airline. "Would you like dinner?" the flight attendant asked John, seated in front. "What are my choices?" John asked. "Yes or no," she replied. SMART ASS ANSWER #5 A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets. As a man approached, she extended her hand for the ticket and he opened his trench coat and flashed her. Without missing a beat, she said, "Sir, I need to see your ticket not your stub." SMART ASS ANSWER #4 A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store but she couldn't find one big enough for her family. She asked a stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?" The stock boy replied, "No ma'am,they're dead." SMART ASS ANSWER #3 The cop got out of his car and the kid who was stopped for speeding rolled down his window. "I've been waiting for you all day," the cop said. The kid replied, "Yeah, well I got here as fast as I could." When the cop finally stopped laughing, he sent t
Vamps Continued
Now there are a few vampires that can withstand the sunlight. But when they do all of their children/fledglings feel the effects of the sun and are burned also. The burns can range from a walking cinder for an older vampire to death for the younger ones. One such vampire that can withstand the sun is The Vampire Lestat. And to my knowledge Lestat has only attempted this once in his vampiric life. This is just one example of us seeking the sun. Sometimes it is done to test the limits of the dark blood that is with in our veins. Several have sought the sun to end their immortal lives. Some step into the sun after seeing something they never knew existed. Examples of this would be the Veil of Veronica or the Shroud of Turin. There are other myths that I would like to clear up at this time also. The first is about coffins: Yes, we do sleep in them. Although some of us have modified bedrooms so we are able to sleep in a regular bed. To accomplish this we simply paint the windows black, br
Another One Worth Saving - Equal Time!
subject: 50 Mistakes WOMEN make during sex ....Hallelujah!! Someone knows lol (repost) date: 2007-04-12 08:07:55 1. Assuming he can get a raging hard on when it suits you. Contrary to popular belief, men can't just flip a switch and get it up because you decided to stop being a frigid bitch. Getting it hard is your job. I suggest you figure it out. 2. Thinking that kissing needs to be this sweet romantic thing all the time. Sometimes pressing your lips against your partners mouth while you get off is the hot. It depends on the situation. 3. Leaving him responsible for your orgasm. You know what gets you off. Tell him. If you don't, it's your own fault when he's snoozing and you're all wound up. 4. Expecting him to cuddle. Men and women are wired differently. Sex makes most women want to talk and bond and all that shit. It makes men pass out. It's a biological thing. Stop fighting it, and stop holding it over his head, it's not his fault. 5. Expecting him to fall aslee
More Pictures
(Originally Posted on August 18, 2006)Here's another picture.  I found it here:Again, scary things come out of religious stuff like this.  There's all sorts of information in the seemingly innocent phrases shown, such as:"You think it's hot here?"  A not-so-veiled threat"That 'Love Thy Neighbor' thing?  I meant that." - Uh, yeah, have you read what the xtian god commanded his followers to DO to their neighbors?!?"Big bang theory?  You've got to be kidding." - Again, trying to get science to take a backseat to religion.  NEVER a good idea."Don't make me come down there." - Another threat'Keep using my name in vain, I'll make rush hour longer." - And yet another threat.The rest is just plebian pleadings.And one final picture I found here:Again, it seems to be the way the United States is heading - a theocracy.(And yes, I know it's somebody's idea of a joke with one of those church sign generators.  However, it's still true.)tag: politics, religion, christianity, government-*-*-*-*-*-
United States Map
UNITED STATES MAP - A father wanted to read a magazine but was being bothered by his little girl, Shelby. She wanted to know what the United States looked like. Finally, he tore a sheet out of his new magazine on which was printed the map of the country. Tearing it into small pieces, he gave it to Shelby , and said, "Go into the other room and see if you can put this together. This will show you our whole country today." After a few minutes, Shelby returned and handed him the map, correctly fitted and taped together. The father was surprised and asked how she had finished so quickly. "Oh," she said, "on the other side of the paper is a picture of Jesus. When I got all of Jesus back where He belonged, then our country just came together."
Sexxy Lady Contest Winners Are......
Sexxy Lady Winners are....... 1st Place is......Wins a 1 day Blast and a corvette! with 5300 comments! 2nd Place is......Watch and Dozen Roses with 3814 comments! 3rd Place is......Ring and Dozen Roses with 1511 comments! Rest of the people will get Dozen Roses And a V.I.C. Gift! Thanks to all that entered! Maria
Our Conversations.
I enjoy our phone conversations more and more. You are ok with me telling you what I am affraid of turning into. You almost sounded happy to hear that I finally cried. You knew I needed to, you were ok with the one blog, understood when I explained it, that I just needed to get it off of my chest. Maybe it showed some insight to you, made you see how I feel at times. Made you understand this mess of a person a little bit more. I want for nothing else but this to work. I want for us to be happy together, not give up who we are for the other. Maybe instead learn what out likes are and even if we don't really like them do them knowing it makes the other so happy to be doing it together. I smile thinking about you, I try not to build you up on too high of a platform. I try not to think too much, I try to not think about seeing you, unless I know I am going to. I'm trying to not revert back to who I used to be, and this is very hard for me. I enjoy our moments together more and
Cute Comic
(Originally Posted on August 18, 2006)I found a comic here that speaks loads for my view of humanity:Although I would have replaced the words "Paris Hilton" with "Fundamentalist Theists", "Government Bureaucrats", and the like.tag: religion, comic, humor, funny-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*- Ave Satanas!
News Themes
Pub Joke
Games Magazine - Not!
(Originally Posted on August 18, 2006)I remember when I was really young (four or so), I found a magazine in my father's nightstand.  I knew how to read a few simple words and saw two words I knew what they meant:  "Play" meaning some kind of fun and "Boy" meaning a male child.  I figured it was full of fun games and such, but flipping through it I only saw things like pictures of naked women.  My mom found me and called my dad, asking him if he knew what I had found.  (She was amused, not upset.)Anyway, the magazine didn't interest me at the time.  Nowadays, it still doesn't interest me because it's just not hardcore enough.  };->tag:  personal,  profile,  porn-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*- Ave Satanas!
Police Sirens
Laugh 4 Today
My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God, and I didn't. ------------------------------------------------------------------- Marriage is a three-ring circus: Engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering. ---------------------------------------------------------------------- For Sale : Wedding dress, size 8. Worn once by mistake. --------------------------------------------------------------------- There are two times when a man doesn't understand a woman: Before marriage and after marriage. ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Why were hurricanes usually named after women? Because when they arrive, they're wet and wild, but when they go, they take your house and car. ---------------------------------------------------------------------- The woman applying for a job in a Florida lemon grove seemed way too qualified for the job. "Look Miss," said the foreman, "have you any actual experien
My Shoutbox
ok -- i know that it is not monday but my shoutbox is haveing an issue this morning so send me a private message and HAVE A WONDERFUL DAY!! Hugs and Kisses to all Jacque~his#1girl
On Terrorists And Time Travel
(Originally Posted on August 17, 2006)While surfing, I found this comic at this page.It got me to wondering about some things.  Before I go into them, remember:  I never claimed to be that nice of a person.Here is what I determined:1) Q:  Would I try to dramatically change history, such as warning about the WTC bombings?   A:  No.  Oh, I would call somebody the morning of and have the buildings evacuated (if I could), but I wouldn't try to stop the terrorists.  We really needed to be kicked like that.  It brought us together as a country.       By the same token, I wouldn't kill Hitler either.  If he hadn't been there, doing those despicable things, we as a culture would still be pretty anti-semetic.2)  Q:  Okay, what would I do if I had a time machine?    A:  I would do the following:        1.  Become incredibly rich.  I would go, for example, buy stock in Microsoft, Coca-Cola, Wal-Mart, and any of the other exceedingly big businesses of today, when the stocks were first put on the m
There will be no more poetry entries until after April 25th because I'm working my ass off. That is all.
Statement Continued
I guess I had more to say on the subject of the Iraq War then I thought. Well maybe just what I have seen of our government not treating our injured veteran's correctly. I feel that people should write their Congressman and Senators and let them know that funds are needed to help cover medical expenses for those that have returned home and are now ill. These men and women were exposed to something over in the Gulf starting in the 1990's when we first arrived over there. Our troops are dealing with illnesses starting with the most simple ones to those that can threaten their very lives. Every thing from heart trouble to the loss of the protective coating of the nerves. The Veteran's Administration needs to recognize these medical problems and care for our service personal. I feel that the government should also take care of our injured troops with monetary compensation also, as they are no longer able to work. Not all medical problems they are suffering from are as easy to see as a mi
Satanic Tv - The Prisoner
(Originally Posted on August 17, 2006)If you don't know about The Prisoner, I feel sorry for you.  The main character (named Number Six in the show and played by Patrick McGoohan) definitely has a Satanic worldview in a place where everybody conforms.Basically, the story is that a spy resigns from his post with no reason given.  Because of this, some shadowy group kidnaps him and puts him on an island in a place called The Village.  Nobody can know who is a prisoner, a guard, an informer, etc.It's pretty disturbing, even after almost 40 years...tag: The Prisoner, satan, satanic, satanism, satan, religion, video, television-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*- Ave Satanas!
Quote For April 12
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