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Dna Results R In
well after 14 yrs of that asshole saying he is not the father guess what He is 99.999 of my oldest larissa and 99.3 for my youngest hot damn all these yrs i told him he didnt belive me im like crying one minute and laughing the next im so happy and do you know he still says i could have paid someone off to rig the testing and it was not even done here in ohio it was done in flordia hugs and nips Larina well on my sons father i thought he would be an ass about this dna thing but he went to court on the 3 of april and said yes he was the father and that was it i was so happy to recive them papers im just hoping he dont want joint custody what judge would give it to him hes never seen my son now i wonder whats going to happen

Haha, I Love This.
1. Is anyone mad at you? not that i can think of. hmm. 2. When is your next real kiss? lol. you can schedule these things? sweet, i'd like one tonight at 8:30 please. 3. Who's the first person you'd call if you won the lottery? i wouldn't call anyone... i'd let them by giving them their new car. 4. Do you have a fish tank in your house? nope. 5. What is your ring tone? the all american rejects can't take it. 6. Do you delete people on MySpace when ur mad at them? i've done it once. 7. What color is your pillowcase? green with white polka dots. 8. Nearest green object? the little light on my speakers. 9. What color shirt are you wearing? orange. 10. Who do you trust the most? amanda; jana; and katy. 11. What color is your phone? black and silver. 12. What's on your tv? nothing. 13. Do you forgive people easily? sometimes. i do if it's a small thing, but if it's a very large deal, then i might hold off for a while. 14. What

You Are
You are the brush to the canvas, stroking on hue. You are the early morn awakening, dropping the dew. You are the warm beams of sun, lighting my day. You are right there beside me, nights when I pray. You are the soft falling rain, showering down love. Graceful yet swift, like wings of a dove. You are the calm gentle breeze, Freshness of air. Caressing my face, Fingers through hair. You are the beauty of roses, blossoming red. You are the rock of strength, when the path's hard to tread. You are the twinkle of galaxies, traveling afar. Dancing through heaven , as I wish on a star. You are.........................

My Hidden Talent
Using your mouth Your sexual hidden talent is your ability to use your mouth. You are incredibly sensual, a great kisser and a seductive lover. You drive all of your partners crazy with your mouth. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Help Them Out Everyone
Help them out everyone this is for BEST CHERRYTAP FRIEND The most comments wins so comment bomb them…contest runs until May 1st Prizes are 1st Happy Hour Paid by me 2nd 3 Day Blast 3rd 1 Day Blast

Four Little Animals
You've got to love this little girl. What a fine woman / wife she'll make! A teacher asked her class, What do you want out of life? " A little girl in the back row raised her hand and said, "All I want out of life is four little animals." The teacher asked, "Really, and what four Little animals would that be, sugar?" The little girl said, "A mink on my back, A jaguar in the garage, a tiger in my bed And of course, I'll need a jackass to pay For all of it." The teacher fainted.

What Kind Of Seducer Are You?
Your Seduction Style: Prized Object The seduction game you play is tried, true, and still effective: hard to get. You know that the best seducers turn the tables - and get their crush to seduce them. The one running has the power, and you're a challenge that is worth the chase. You are a master of enticing and pulling back. Giving a little and taking some away. You are controlled enough to know rewards come after a long seduction dance. Even though you want to call, email, or say "I love you" first - you don't! You're style is the perfect mix of hot and cold - so much so that you have many suitors. Think Holly Golightly from Breakfast at Tiffany's ... or any of those creepy guys from the Bachelor. You're skilled at inspiring a chase. The real test is picking the person to slow down for. What Kind of Seducer Are You?

9 Word's Women Use....
9 Word's women use.... Current mood: accomplished Category: Life 1.) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. 2.) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. 3.) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine. 4.) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It! 5.) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.) 6.) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means sh

50 Things Girls Wished Guys Knew..
1)You have to tell a girl how you feel about her...we make no assumptions. 2)It never hurts to work out...take your own advice. 3)Girls like sex just as much, if not more than guys. 4)Not all girls masturbate...we just don't and no we are not lying. 5)We hate porn. (kinda) 6)Hmmmm...guys in Jeeps...yummmm... 7)Girls need food, water, and compliments to survive. 8)We think about you all the time. 9)Being able to make us laugh is so much more important than how much you can bench-press. 10)We may think you are gay if you wear tighty-whities on a regular basis. 11)Hold our hand. 12)No backseat drivers...NONE. 13)Girls generally don't like giving head, so you better be ready to reciprocate if and when you get it. 14)We are not your all-night restaurant. 15)Anything we say or do during that 4 days to a week each month cannot be held against us. 16)If you hold our hand while you are driving we will be thoroughly impressed...especially if it's a stick. 17)Under no circumstance

Bound To Bloom
SOMETHINGS ARE MEANT TO FAIL,,AND SOMETIMES AN OLD LOVE DIES,BUT THEN ALSO THERE IS A TIME WHERE THINGS ARE BOUND TO BLOOM,,IN A NEW LOVE, BLOOM AND GROW,INTO SOMETHING WONDERFUL,THE RAINS MAY COME,BUT THE SEED HAD BEEN PLANTED EVEN THOUGH IT'S BEAUTY MAY NOT BE SEEN SOMETIMES,IT IS ALWAYS THERE AND WILL ALWAYS BLOOM AGAIN.

Screw Them All
I'M HAVING A SCREW THE WORLD KIND OF MOMENT. NOT THE KIND THAT YOU WANNA FUCK EVERYONE, THE KIND WHERE YOU WANNA TELL EVERYONE TO FUCK OFF. I HATE IT WHEN YOU HAVE THESE PEOPLE THAT CLAIM TO BE YOUR FRIENDS, BUT REALLY THE ONLY THING THEY ARE IS A BIG PAIN IN THE ASS. THE WAY I WAS RAISED, IF YOU CLAIM TO BE SOMEONES FRIEND, YOU STICK BY THEM NO MATTER WHAT. NOT JUST CALL WHENEVER THERE IS SOMETHING WRONG (I.E. FIGHTING WITH YOUR SPOUSE, HAVING A BAD DAY). I AM NOT A SHITTY FRIEND. I NEVER HAVE BEEN. IF I TELL YOU I'M GOING TO DO SOMETHING, I DO IT. AND IF I CAN'T DO WHAT I SAY I'M GOING TO YOU WILL AT LEAST GET A PHONE CALL AND AN EXPLANATION AS TO WHY I CAN'T DO IT. CUZ I'M NOT A SELFISH PERSON. EVERYTHING ISN'T ALWAYS ABOUT ME. BUT DAMN IT WHEN SOMEONE SAYS THAT THEY ARE YOUR FRIENDS, AND YOU CALL THEM JUST NEEDING TO HANGOUT AND GET SOME SHIT OFF YOUR CHEST (MIND YOU THAT I HAVE ALWAYS BEEN THERE FOR THIS PERSON) AND THEY SAY OK AND THEN NOT SHOW UP OR CALL OR ANYTHING. THAT IS

My Skin
ugh so i was just lookin at the list of skins i made and my FAVORITE one i use right now..(i made it like a month ago) 9 ppl ripped it! I guess i should see that as a compliment but I MADE ITTTTTT...its mine mine mine..LMAO -Ash

Mmy 1st Poem.
I thought you said forever, or was it in my mind? cause now your saying "never" and the heart thats broke is mine. What happened to our living, our loving, & our laughter ? For when I die, if I should cry, its only because theres no life after. And if sometime tomorrow I should hear my maker say, "The time has come to meet me, so kneel down and pray." Once that decisions made and theres nothing I can do. Ill ask for just one favor; That I might wait for you, my single ray sun. And if life ends tomorrow, you wre the ONLY ONE!

Quote For April 14
Now listen up, you primitive screwheads. See this? This... is my boomstick! The 12-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about $109.95. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. You *got* that? -- Ash, Army of Darkness This public service is brought to you daily by CT's Yoda©, speak to you I will!

Naughty Riddles
Naughty Riddles Q.What do you call a virgin on a waterbed? A: A cherry float. Q: What's the fluid capacity of Monica Lewinsky's mouth? A: 1 US leader Q: What did the sign on the door of the whorehouse say? A: Beat it - we're closed. ,Br> Q: Why do walruses go to Tupperware parties? A: To find a tight seal. Q: What's the difference between sin and shame? A: It is a sin to put it in, but it's a shame to pull it out. Q: What's the speed limit of sex? A: 68; at 69 you have to turn around. Q: Why did Raggedy Ann get thrown out of the toy box? A: She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face, and moaning, "Lie to me!" Q: Why is air a lot like sex? A: Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any. Q: What's another name for pickled bread? A: Dill-dough. Q: Why are Monica Lewinsky's cheeks so puffy? A: She's withholding evidence. Q: What's the difference between light and hard? A: You can sleep with a light on. Q: Why is sex like a bridge game?

Love Quotes
Recently I have had some things happen in my life and I just needed some motivation to remember that love really does exist. Anyway I found these quotes that i really liked, thought I would share them. Love is patient, love is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud. It is not rude, it is not self-seeking. It is not easily angered, it keeps no record of wrongs. Love does not delight in evil, but rejoices with the truth. It always protects, always trusts, always hopes, always perseveres. Love never fails. Bible ~I Corinthians 13:4-8~ "Perfect love is rare indeed - for to be a lover will require that you continually have the subtlety of the very wise, the flexibility of the child, the sensitivity of the artist, the understanding of the philosopher, the acceptance of the saint, the tolerance of the scholar and the fortitude of the certain." ~Leo Buscaglia~ Corinthians II Poster There is no difficulty that enoug

Your Love
You made me so happy, By opening up your heart, I am so very glad, That we had a start, I hope you understand Just what you do to this man, I hope I give to you, All that you give to me, In such a short time, You helped me to see, That love can grow So easily, No matter what I ever do, My greatest joy in life is truly loving you.

Just One Wish
If I could have just one wish, I would wish for a man…... Who gets butterflies when he hears my name, he would not kiss and tell, he would care about how I feel instead of playing with my emotions, he would be content to just be able to hold me, he would listen when I talk, wipe away my tears when I’m crying, think I’m beautiful when I’m wearing sweats, give me his jacket when I am cold, tickle me just to hear me laugh, smile when I walk into the room, like to stay home just to cuddle and watch movies, he wouldn’t lie to me about where he’s been, he would say “I love you” first because he’s not afraid, and he wouldn’t give a damn about my imperfections, he would love me more for them. If I could have just one wish, My wish would be…… To wake up to this man everyday, hear the sound of his breath on my neck, the warmth of his lips on my cheek, the touch of his fingers on my skin, and the feeling of his heart beating against mine. White Icing

My Best Friend.
Free MySpace slideshows, photo and video editing at www.OneTrueMedia.com dave if you see this- i hope you know that its for you and the words are so true. you have really showed me that love is in more way than one- its heart- and not what you have - i love you so much as a friend and givin the chance- yes i would lay my life down for you- you are so great- and the love i feel from you is so unlike anything i have ever experianced before- you know when im hurting inside and you just pop up out of the blue and you know when i just need a friend- because you are there no matter what time it is-

Let My Heart Hold You Inside....
You made me so happy, By opening up your heart, I am so very glad, That we had a start, I hope you understand Just what you do to this man, I hope I give to you, All that you give to me, In such a short time, You helped me to see, That love can grow So easily, No matter what I ever do, My greatest joy in life is truly loving you.

Beautiful
When I look at you I see the most Beautiful Woman in the world. You are stunning in that you know who you are. Your spirit and laughter are infectious to those around you. The way you laugh with a child...that glance at me across a crowded room...brings joy to my heart. A kind word to a stranger comes naturally to you. Knowing that you will treat me with respect and dignity will lead to trust and honesty stregthening the creation of a solid foundation. You will know that it is not the bumps in the road that are as important as how you handle them. Most importantly you know that actions speak volumes over words. You are someone who knows the truth of who they are and is not afraid to live it. You are comfortable sharing your thoughts and emotions....you have compassion and empathy for others, knowing that "what you do unto others, you do unto thy self."

Erotic Dreams
Erotic Dreaming, All pumping and steaming, Such startling reactions Denied satisfaction, She awakes in surprise, Confused by her eyes, Returns then to sleep, For more pleasure to reap, Hot actions ongoing, Ever building, Never slowing, The pace increasing, Never ceasing, Fulfilling feelings, And spinning ceilings, Astounding movement, Defining moment, Her loins gripping, But the dream is slipping, With lust overflowing, The dream is going, The dream is...........Real???

Ode To Grandma
You are gone now, Hopefully to a better place. One thing we know for sure is that, Our memory of you will never be erased. You lived a long life as a, Loving wife, mother, and grandmother. We all miss you but we know it’s for the best. Because we know now your soul can finally rest. Now we thought that we would be fine, But still we are torn apart. We know you haven’t left us because, You live inside our hearts. You were like an angel from the sky, Why god chose you we don’t know why. One thing we know for sure is that we love you, And now we have to say goodbye. White Icing

Paths
She is the one who makes my heart beat. I feel her thoughts racing towards me, wanting to take me to my limits and beyond. Discovering myself in your hands and the way that you see me. It gives me new insight, recognition of something familiar that has always been with me. A kindred spirit that intertwines through me and courses through my veins. Alive I feel, connected I stay no matter the distance of miles or time. My path standing still here at this moment in these cross roads. Waiting for conformation, the direction to you. Your meant for me and I belong to you, once together before, separated by the physical and now brought together again by fate. The passion has found us again within us making us whole, now all the pieces are back as one

I Want You Still
I want her still, her touch, her kiss, her hands interlocking with mine. I feel her deep inside herself, touching her very soul. I have my legs wrapped around her, I feel her heart beat against mine, the pulsating power behind each motion and movement of my body penetrating her. She pulls me close, her breath is my own. Entwined as her body becomes mine, filling her with such ecstasy that I move towards her with a new connection, reaching beyond the physical realm and moving into the spiritual realm. Reaching such heights of orgasmic bliss, I feel the waves moves through out her entire being rushing into the depths of my body, the explosion of passion spilling out wetness of pleasure. She takes me giving me all that she is. The erotic sounds she makes coming from within expressing every feeling and emotion making all around us hear and gasp for their own pleasures to experience. I want her still, Come find me and take me there again to only where you can take me. You know my touch, you

Important To Remember Every Day!
We truly take a lot for granted!! Forget the football "heroes" and the movie "stars". Know the price of freedom! Only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you, Jesus Christ and the American Soldier. One died for your soul; the other for your freedom! Author unknown ~

Can Someone Help Me??
I just got a call from the dealership where I bought my car and apparently i'm behind. I need $700 by monday so that I can just pay the bitch off but buisness has been slow. I normally charge $1000 for an overnight appt with me but if one of you lovely guys is willing I'll do it for the $700 I need. That's $300 less, come on!! If you think you can pull an overnighter with me on Sunday night, and this is a one time only deal, the Please call me at 757-753-5378.

I Sometimes Sit And Contemplate
I sometimes sit and contemplate, as the day draws to a close, What fate has wrought upon me; what might it, yet, impose? When down memory lane I wander, nostalgic thoughts ever stray, To much happier days; of my childhood, when life meant just pleasure all day. Soon, thoughts of my future intrigued me; I would scheme out what I would be When launched all alone on the merciless waves of a cruel commercial sea. With what mixed emotions I lived through each phase, ‘til my interest flagged with the passing of days; When all I had strived for seemed done but for nought, And my ship for success, in dire distress, had berthed; but at the wrong port! If I took the wrong paths on life’s journey, should I lay the blame to fate? Or to my own miscalculations; to my own lethargic state? But it’s useless to bathe in self pity; to attempt to clutch at a straw, For, I know, in my past there’s no glory, so why dwell on what’s gone before? There’s a moral to every story and equally s

Rainbows
Rainbows would never be rainbows If sunshine had never met rain No one would ever need comfort If there was no sadness & pain But life holds both sunshine & showers The day aren't all bright & fair So look through the shower for the rainbows You'll always find hope shining there

Everyone
Hey everyone, I'm posting this blog because of a friend. You see I really dont have any confidence in myself so there for after the last blog in October I quit putting up blogs but my new friend bigdaddy on here let me know that I was special in my own way, I have known him less than a week and he is already very special to me. After I read his blog it let me know how special someones life is so here I am posting a new blog. I am not some ordinary woman, unlike most women who can take in someones love, I cant all I ever do is push people away. If I take in someones love and cherish it they leave and never come back, wheather it is GOD's doing or not. I push people away so I wont feel the pain of losing them, I cant stand to lose someone special to me so I block all feelings I have for them out. Now your probably saying that I should not be blocking peoples feelings or pushing them away like that. Sometimes I lay away at night waiting for death to come and take me away because I used

Dave Matthews Song
Ha, open wide, oh so good I'll eat you, take me for a ride In your sweet delicious, perfect little mouth Thereupon I linger, You will have no doubt that I do my best for you, I do Love, let's stop to get it going Lost myself just thinking about the two of us From each other drinking Begin with the lips, fingertip and kissing Turn me inside out, I do my best for you Yeah, yeah, aww, umm, ummm Up and down we go, from the top you push me This is such a thrill Lost in love and dancing, shake your tambourine You blow my head open Of one thing I'm sure, that I do my best for you, I do Ow, for you I would crawl through the darkest dungeon Climb a castle wall If you're my Rapunzel, you let your hair down Right in through the window Good they locked the door, cause I do my best for you Yeah, aww, aww, umm I think the world of you, all my heart I do Blood through my veins's for you You alone have all of me I give my world to you, to you I will be true Oooohh,

Where Are We
Where Are We? Got the opportunity to work a fundraiser for a local of the area. The run itself was grand. Great people, great sites and great weather. The only thing that would have made it better is if everyone where to join in with the event. The problem is racial, political or social? Honestly I don’t have all the answers. I do have many questions though. Will I get the answers, don’t know. What I want is for each and everyone to justify their answers with their own hearts. If a member goes down, from a MRO, everybody wants on the float. Why not, it’s a good cause, they are law-abiding citizens. If it is someone wearing a patch, lets jump from the float; it’s going to sink. These people represent the anti social part of society. But really is confusing is if that MRO person wears a patch. He’s on both sides of the fence. Now you don’t understand that person, hey lets drop them into the anti socialist party because you can not be both. Ok, that’s solved. A long hair, tatt

Community Help
this is gonna be a rant and rage blog..lol like normal i suppose.. but today me and a friend were talkin and it got me thinkin bout how like on tv when someone was in need of help the community came together to help.theres people ive seen and know that abuse the system, go out and become baby factories just for the sake of getting more help n food stamps or money assistance just so they can get drugs and theres people like me that are independent and get the run around just to get food stamps to feed my kids.im at a major low, and dream about how like on tv the community gets together with donations to help someone in need and wish it would happen for me.im not one to ask for help but i need it now.

Oc Register Calls Hellyeah A 'triumphant Return' For Vinnie Paul
Hell Yeah delivers a rollicking 21-drum salute By NIYAZ PIRANI The Orange County Register "Hell Yeah" The recent spate of rock supergroups – Audioslave, Velvet Revolver and Army of Anyone, among others – certainly isn't a new trend. But when a supergroup, specifically the aptly titled Hell Yeah, is the reason for Pantera/Damageplan drummer Vinnie Paul's triumphant return to the kit after his brother "Dimebag" Darrell Abbott's onstage murder in 2004, there's certainly cause to cheer. Hell Yeah, rounded out by Mudvayne's Chad Gray (vocals) and Greg Tribbett (guitar) plus guitarist Tom Maxwell and bassist Jerry Montano from Nothingface, has taken a few pages out of Pantera's songbook, crafting hard-hitting "cowboy metal" that begs to be cranked to maximum volume. The self-titled opening track showcases what the band is all about – mainly furious drumming fused to whiplash licks and infectious scream-along choruses. The frenzied attack only gets heavier as the disc wears on, esp

"fungus Among Us" Update...
Fatality rate for untreated fungus: 0 in 0 Fatality rate for treated fungus: 1 in 4 They gave Eliath 2 units of blood yesterday, after discovering his cell count down to 60. The immediate improvement was remarkable. But there's still a long road ahead... Treatment consists of once a day, daily infusions of anti-fungal medication, which will cause them to watch his kidney's closely do to the risk it imposses; not the least of which is kidney failure and possibly death...

Saturday 4/13/07
Well, I'm late blogging again, lol but I had an awesome time going out to eat with my mom, my aunt, and my cousin. We went to Olive Garden to eat and then just sat and talked a couple hours and had a really nice time. She's getting married in October and asked me to be a bridesmaid for her so I'm really looking forward to that. I was in a friends wedding about 3 years ago and had a blast so this will be my 2nd time being a bridesmaid, and I'm really looking forward to it, especially since I wasn't sure I'd even be able to go to the wedding because I didn't know if she'd be getting married here or in Massachusetts. Anyway, I think this is all I'll write for now. Have a good day everyone.

Best Kid Contest Updated
~*~ Kid Contest!~*~ I'm doing a kid contest! Kids any age can join! 1st Kid Is...... with 1 comments Contest will start on 4/15 thur 4/22 First Place wins a Blast! 2 gifts each for the winners! Comment Bombing allowed and self comments! Want to enter send me a link to the pic to my messages! Or tell me and i will rip it for you! Thanks Maria AKA ~*~ SeXxy MaMa Click on pic to enter contest! ~*~SeXxY ~*~ MaMa~*~ MaRiA~*~Owner of A.F.H~*~And ~*~Angel * Family~*~ (repost of original by '~*~SeXxY ~*~ MaMa~*~ MaRiA~*~Owner of A.F.H~*~And ~*~Angel * Family~*~' on '2007-04-13 14:26:12') (repost of original by '$R Whi+e Knigh+~CONFEDERATE BOMBERS FAMILY MOD~CLUB HOUSE CHERRY TAP MOD~A.F.H ENLIGHTENMENT MOD~' on '2007-04-13 14:31:39')

It's Time For Round Two!
Today's tip is How to Make an Invisible Button. First thing you need to do is make a rectangle using the Rectangle tool. Don't worry about the color, shape or anything yet, since it can all be changed at any time, and the color won't be visible anyway. Double-click said rectangle to select the Stroke and the Fill, and hit [F8] on your keyboard. This will bring up the object creation dialogue box. The name of the object will be highlighted, so just type the name you want in the text box. I prefer to name my objects with no spaces and each word in the name capitalized. LikeThisPhrase. Now before you hit [ENTER], you want to check the option beside the word "Button". Now you can double-click on the rectangle, and then change the shape to whatever you want. Now most of the time, you'll want an invisible button because you want a text link without the html-style interface, so add a new layer inside the button, make sure you're on the new layer, and enter the text you want in w

Finding Peace
While it has been a long time since I have blogged here I have not been without thoughts and emotions coursing through me. It has been a river of happiness, saddness, compassion, despair, desire, frustration, hope, and learning...... This mornig I've awakened in much the same manner as every other morning, looking to the empty space in my bed and wondering what tomorrow holds, and knowing that in the end I face that tomorrow on my own. At one time I would have looked upon that as a saddening thought, but these days I begin to see it more as a clean slate to a new place in my life. I try each morning to think not of what has been lost to me but more of what there is to be found in the space created. I suppose that is healthier... There are so many plans and goals swirling around in my mind that I have bearly the time to process them all.... I find myself wishing mostly to build a solid foundation for my children's tomorrows, and todays...I find it strangely fascination that while

Have Tried Out The New Cmail- May Want To Note This Statement???? Important???
Seen at the top of http://cherrytap.com/messages.php - On April 19th, Private Messages will be replaced with cMail. PMs sent after April 13th will be copied to cMail--please save any earlier PMs you want to keep.

Hey It's Saturday!
HEY,IT'S SATURDAY,I assume sum of U survived FIRDAY 13TH LOL! WAS JUST WANDERIN WHR ALL MY FRIENDS R @,LOL! I'M ON HERE TILL 10:30a.m (central time),so come holla @ me!If ur truly my friend,U would??? JUST WANDERIN WHO MY TRUE FRIENDS R? JUST STOP BY TO SAY HELLO EVEN,& I'LL DO THE SAME,JUST LET ME KNW UR OUT THR & U STILL CARE,EVEN JUST A LIL',LOL! I THOUGHT THIS WAS A SITE I COULD COME TO & MEET NEW & EXCITEING PEOPLE? I'M ALL ABOUT; PEACE,LOVE,HARMONY,GOOD FRIENDS & GREAT CONVERSATION! LAUGH & THE WHOLE WORLD LAUGHS WITH YOU! LOL! FOR THOSE OF U THAT DON'T KNW ME,I LIKE TO LAUGH ALOT,SO DON'T GET OFFENDED IF I LAUGH,IT'S JUST MY NATURE,U CAN EITHER Lv ME OR HATE ME? FOR THOSE OF U THAT NO LONGER WANNA BE MY FRIEND,DELETE ME PLEASE,SO I CAN MAKE ROOM FOR THE ONES THAT WANNA BE MY TRUE FRIENDS! THANK YOU! FOR THOSE OF U THAT R MY TRUE FRIENDS(& u knw who u R)LET'S CONTINUE TO HAVE MORE FUN!!!! THANK U FOR BEIN MY FRIEND & THIS! PEACE & MUCH,MUCH LV TO YA' ALL!

6 Hrs And 15 Min
GOOD MORNING EVERYONE HOW ARE ALL OF U DOING.......... I AM ALRIGHT DIDNT SLEEP MUCH LAST NIGHT WAY TO EXCITED ABOUT NATHAN COMING HOME LETS SEE HE WILL BE HOME IN 6 HRS AND 15 MIN ............. IT SHOULD BE A GREAT DAY I AM GOING TO GO SHOPPING IN A FEW TO GO GET SOME THING TO PICK HIM UP IN ~~~ YOU KNOW I NEED AN NEW OUTFIT~~~~ LOL BUT LOOK I NEED TO RUN I HAVE TO GO TAKE A SHOWER GO SHOPPING GET DRESSED AND EVERY THING BEFORE I GO GET HIM SO I WILL TALK TO ALL OF U LATER HAVE A GREAT WEEKEND

Am I Weak?
I am so pissed. As you maybe know, I work with mental ill agressive people. Most of the people think that its a rough, macho culture at my work. It can be, but most of the time its pretty nice to work there. Most of my collegues hate the macho culture everybody thinks it is. Now I will tell you: I am small, normal lenght, love to wear 2 tales in my hair and tight bright clothes. For 1/2 a year ago I suffered from a depression and I had broke my rib during a fight. I got the feeling that some of my collegues now think that I am weak, just because of my looks and deseases. That really pisses me of! Any ideas what to do?

Wwe Recap, What Bugs Me, W2w4, Contact Me
Welcome to another edition of the Byte! This edition, as well as future editions will have less bark and a little more Byte (pardon the pun) as I will give WWE Match recaps instead of the full blown versions of what happened. In match recaps, look for things involving storyline or PPV implications. I will also have my gripe in full force. If someone in WWE is on my brain as to what he or she has done (or shouldn’t be doing) you will hear it from me. OK. Enough with the explanations, let’s get down to business! WWE MATCH RESULTS Mickie James & Candice Michelle def. WWE Women's Champion Melina & Victoria. Lance Cade & Trevor Murdoch def. Ric Flair & Carlito. Cade and Murdoch will challenge The Hardys for the World Tag Team Championship at Backlash. Shawn Michaels vs. Randy Orton was ruled a No Contest. Michaels and Orton will join Edge and John Cena in a Fatal Four-way match for the WWE Championship at Backlash. World Tag Team Champions The Hardys def. The World's

Love Will Knock
Love will Knock at Your Door Emptiness is something you feel And I can understand, But one-day love will come to you, in front of you stand, And you will be surprised to know that it has come your way, All of its own accord, And in a sure way: It will fill your heart with sweetness, your soul will fly high, up above in the realm of fantasy and forever make you sigh: A sigh of love and not of sorrow will rise from you bosom and fill your days and morrow with sweetest of rhythm… So, hang in there my dear friend, and don't despair at all, 'Cause love will come, knock at your door, And ask you: 'May I?

Hot Tattoo Contest Updates
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Quiz
You Follow Your Heart You're romantic, sentimental, and emotional. You tend to fall in (and out of) love very quickly. Some may call you fickle, but you can't help where your emotions take you. You've definitely broken a few hearts, but you're not a heartbreaker by nature. Your intentions are always good, even if they change with the wind Do You Follow Your Head or Your Heart?

Me Again
The past few days were hard on me missing my boyfriend alot and both of us crying on the phone....since I put off moving to Arizona for another month to be with him...and he just asked me to marry him on top of that on the phone...he is wonderful and the best thing I have ever met...and do you ever get that feeling the one where your happy inside and outside and the world passes you buy and your the one that is awestruck and in love....for the first time in your life that you will take that chance... I was powerwalking yesturday and started skipping down the street like a nerd (as Ricky calls me) lol....lmao...because im so happy... veronica/m

Space Travel
As shuttle flights and space stations become a part of our modern vocabulary, space travel becomes more accessible. Consequently, dreams of it also are more common. This sort of dream is often simple wish-fulfillment-a desire to see the world from a different perspective. However, it can also be a dream of escape, travel or search. The purpose of the travel is obviously the key to resolving the dream. Another potential scenario for meaning concerns the mode of travel. Are you in a spaceship, or in something more familiar (like your car)? Dreaming of space travel is a very exploratory opportunity. It can also mean that you are lost or are groping for something in a vast vacuum. Did you want to be in outer space in your dream or did you simply find yourself there? Did you feel safe being there?

Bowlings End
Last night I realized that even in a losing effort you can learn alot about your self...we bowled against the BEST team I have ever faced in Bowling for a championship....We took them to the 10th frame last bowler and sadly lost by 7 pins....During that 9th and 10th Frames...As bowlers know are the main frames when it is close I managed to get all four strikes and help the team...When your heart is racing and there are people watching....That is PRESSURE. Well I can honestly say Posing Force Stepped up to it and came close to doing the UNTHINKABLE....So to my fellow Posing Force Mates....Great Year, THANKS for the memories....

Great Spirit Divides Time
Great Spirit Divides Time Body: Before there was man ... Animal creatures walked the land. But there was constant fight Between creatures of day, and creatures of night. The owl said, "I lose my eye sight by day's bright light!" The day creatures had to say ... "We can't see our prey, except by light of day!" Theirs was a constant fight Always in Great Spirit's sight ... He would have to bring peace A decision, He must reach .... To satisfy the hearts of each It was Great Spirit's decision There would be division ... For each heart to abide Day and night He would divide. So with Great Spirit's hand He created a time band ... Equal for day and night to stand Always across earth's land. He then created hour, twenty-four No less, no more ... Divided by a time door Stars to equal the score. Till this time's day When traveling across the milky way If you reach up and touch a star ... The time door might be ajar. You can see day and night together

Good Blah
The time has come for me to say good bye officially to CherryTAP. I was thinking about it all and realistically this place is just not right for me, and I am going to be leaving for good. It’s silly to stick around realistically and I have decided that it is best to just delete any account I have on any site so that nobody is left wondering when is he coming back? The answer will obviously be never. I decided since I was leaving though I might as well spell it out exactly for anyone that thought I was a bit to vague the last time. Like a lot of morons I spent a lot of money on this site in blasts, a couple of happy hours, VIC, and spent countless hours of time doing my thing around here and thinking that I could be a power of example in some regards, and I am sure that I have. You just never feel like anything is worth it and it leaves a bad taste in your mouth actually. The popular people here are some of the most deplorable human beings I have ever had the opportunity to even have t

I Give The Fuck Up
im done i cant do it any more i try and try hell i even try the dont try shit nothign work no girl need a fat ugly fucker like me so to all the girls on my list dont worrie i wot bug u with my ugly asss no more

Before He Cheats - Carrie Underwood
I like the way she thinks!!! Right now he's probably slow dancing with a bleach blonde tramp, and she's probably getting frisky... right now, he's probably buying her some fruity little drink cause she can't shoot whiskey... Right now, he's probably up behind her with a pool-stick, showing her how to shoot a combo... And he don't know... That I dug my key into the side of his pretty little souped up 4 wheel drive, carved my name into his leather seats... I took a Louisville slugger to both headlights, slashed a hole in all 4 tires... Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats. Right now, she's probably up singing some white-trash version of Shania karaoke.. Right now, she's probably saying "I'm drunk" and he's a thinking that he's gonna get lucky, Right now, he's probably dabbing on 3 dollars worth of that bathroom polo... And he don't know... That I dug my key into the side of his pretty little souped up 4 wheel drive, carved my name into his leather

A Tribute To Fat Tony - Come Join Us
Attention All Photoshoppers. There is a desire for more Memorial photoshops of Fat Tony. You can find photos on either Fat Tonys page, or Fat Sonnys. A Note from The Father Please help me help them... Then listen for this live broadcast on wednesday. You can watch and be a part of this as well!Please repost and keep this going! Why do we want so many Tribute photos for Fat Tony? Well I will tell you. We would like to do a dvd of a live broadcast. We want as many as we can get so we are calling all of you photoshoppers out there to come up with your best designs for these! When you complete the images, you can send them to Fat Sonny or to Trixy, The deadline is Monday @ 5pm EST, we will take late submissions but the sooner the better. The live Broadcast will take place on Wednesday 9pm to 11pm est. Keep in touch for more details! Here are all the links you need! ~FAT SONNY~RIP FAT TONY@ CherryTAP FatTony@ CherryTAP ¢¾Trixy¢¾ ¢¾S

One Of My Inspirations
I think we all have those songs that we use to lift us up when we need a jump start on life. I thought I would share with you mine. I hope you enjoy it and may it help you get your day moving as it does mine. "Shackles (Praise You)" Whoo! It sure is hot out here Ya know? I don't mind thought Just glad to be free Know what I'm saying, uh! Take the shackles off my feet so I can dance I just wanna praise you (What'cha wanna do?) I just wanna praise you (Yeah, yeah) You broke the chains now I can lift my hands (Uh feel me?) And I'm gonna praise you (What'cha gon do?) I'm gonna praise you In the corners of mind I just can't seem to find a reason to believe That I can break free Cause you see I have been down for so long Feel like the hope is gone But as I lift my hands, I understand That I should praise you through my circumstance Take the shackles off my feet so I can dance I just wanna praise you I just wanna praise you You broke the chains now

Spring Storm
Sitting here during a spring storm, My heart chilled to the core. Wondering when it will end, Alone never more. Years ago, she walked away, Alone to this very day. A special someone walks into my life, I must not let her see this pain and heart ache. A warm smile, a gentle kiss, Many nights filled with filled with passion. Heart thawing, heart ache leaving. Does she know that she has melted my soul. Occasionally we meet, touching and sharing, Passions sweet taste, too many days apart. This spring storm now seems not so cold and dreary, For she is my friend, now and always. by INXS421 04/14/07

Final Fantasy Vii Crisis Core Jump Festa Trailer.
Final Fantasy VII Crisis Core Trailer.Add to My Profile | More Videos This is the third, but second useful trailer for Crisis Core. The first one just had voices and scenes from The Last Order, the second trailer was better, but this one is totally awesome. Yay for Zack finally having a last name - Fair! This will be for the PSP and is part of the FFVII Compilation and also the game I have been looking forward to more than anything else.

The End
Well, it's over. I know I'm gonna be alright but that doesn't make it any easier. You give yourself and dedicate yourself to one person for a year and a half and what do you get? Kicked and stomped and more pain than you can describe! I hope I live long enough for him to get what is coming to him. I have a lot of good friends and I know they are gonna be right there along with my Family to support me and help me heal. The world keeps turning, the sun keeps shining and I will keep on living and hopefully one day I will love again! Wish me luck!

Mine And Jelly's Theme Song!
How the hell did we wind up like this Why weren't we able To see the signs that we missed And try to turn the tables I wish you'd unclench your fists And unpack your suitcase Lately there's been too much of this Dont think its too late Nothin's wrong just as long as you know that someday I will Someday, somehow gonna make it allright but not right now I know you're wondering when (You're the only one who knows that) Someday, somehow gonna make it allright but not right now I know you're wondering when Well i hoped that since we're here anyway We could end up saying Things we've always needed to say So we could end up stringing Now the story's played out like this Just like a paperback novel Lets rewrite an ending that fits Instead of a hollywood horror Nothin's wrong just as long as you know that someday I will Someday, somehow gonna make it allright but not right now I know you're wondering when (You're the only one who knows that) Someday,

What It Is Like To Have A Son In Iracq
First off the pictures you see of a young man ,wife and baby are my son.He is in the ARMY.He is stationed at Ft.Cambell ,KY.Well he went to Iracq November30,2005.It broke my heart.All of the dreams ,night mares ,worrieing,caused me not to eat,not to sleep.It got so bad that i had to got to the doctor.He put me on nerve pills and told me to stop watching the news.During that time his wife was living in S.C. with her grandmotherand pregnant.My mother was also very sick .Well when his wife started to having problems with the baby the doctors red crossed him for him to come home so he did get to come home long enought to see the baby born.The baby is doing good now but we almost lost her.She is doing fine now.Right after he got back to Iracq ,my mother got worse .You see she had alzemers and she did die.two weeks after he left to go back.The red cross sent for him but they would not let him come home because GRAND PARENTS DO NOT COUNT .She helped me raise him and she did not count to the

The Little Condom That Could
I drive to work every day with my bike, alternating between a few possible routes. One of the routes leads me along a heavily used road and across an intersection that has a small separate track for bikes waiting at the trafficlight. A few months ago I noticed a condom lying right there in front of my bike, while I was waiting for the green light. It was out of it's wrapper, still rolled up and looked generally unused. It would be kind of unlikely for anybody to use a condom and then neatly rolling it back up like it was rolled down. Because of the way the waiting area is constructed at that intersection, no car could run over it and the city cleaning service would have to tell somebody to walk there with a broom or something, because the special trucks which flush and vacuum the streets can't drive there. So the weeks passed and still to this day the little condom keeps it's place, slightly moving to the right or to the left, but still not in reach of the cars crossing the intersec

...concert...
ok so i went to static-x and otep last night..followed with other bands they all kicked ass to me..but it started at 7 and didnt end till like 12..but it was soo awesome.. the guy from static-x his hair was like falling down by the end of the night it was funny...but then when i got out my head was hurting sooo fucking bad like u wouldnt believe..well that was my night of fun in a while peace.

Before I Was A Mom
Before I was a Mom I never tripped over toys or forgot words to a lullaby. I didn't worry whether or not my plants were poisonous. I never thought about immunizations. Before I was a Mom - I had never been puked on. Pooped on. Chewed on. Peed on. I had complete control of my mind and my thoughts. I slept all night. Before I was a Mom I never held down a screaming child so doctors could do tests. Or give shots. I never looked into teary eyes and cried. I never got gloriously happy over a simple grin. I never sat up late hours at night watching a baby sleep. Before I was a Mom I never held a sleeping baby just because I didn't want to Put them down. I never felt my heart break into a million pieces when I Couldn't stop the hurt. I never knew that something so small could affect my life so much. I never knew that I could love someone so much. I never knew I would love being a Mom. Before I was a Mom - I didn't know the feeling of h

Today...
Wow...today is a good day. I drank until 2 AM, and got to work at 5. I'm tired, hungry, still drunk, and I smell like booze and cheap hookers. However I am still psyched about my promotion, so I'm happy..HOORAY for cheap hookers!!

Clubbing It
Hooorrray its Saturday and tonight i am off out clubbing. But not just any old boring night club, I am off to a fetish one. Club Rub London. I expect your thinking that it is a dark and dingy seedy place full of dirty perverted old men. Well ya wrong its a thumping lively place full of colourful characters.We not perverted just different to the normal Joe Bloggs There be guys, girls, straight gay transsexuals and tvs. But all in their fetish finest. And believe me everyone makes an effort with their outfits. Not like the local night club where your best effort is a pair of ironed G-star jeans and tshirt. Club rub have themes to their evenings and tonight is Space and Aliens. So all those cheesy gold and silver outfits are coming out.. Yes i do possess one. It's a must if you want to be ahead in the fashion stakes.....lol. you'll have to wait for me to post the pictures after the event to see it though. What time will this wonderous event finish. Too early 6am. I'll be just war

Public Service Announcement?...
...tabula rasa = ‘the epistemological thesis that individual human beings are born with no innate or built-in mental content, in a word, "blank", and that their entire resource of knowledge is built up gradually from their experiences and sensory perceptions of the outside world’…nature? nurture? natura naturans (“nature nurturing”)?...

Lying From You
When I pretend everything is what I want it to be I look exactly like what you always wanted to see When I pretend, I can't forget about the criminal I am Stealing second after second just cause I know I can but I can't pretend this is the way it'll stay I'm just Lying to bend the truth I can't pretend I'm who you want me to be, so I'm Lying my way from you No, no turning back now I wanna be pushed aside so let me go No, no turning back now Let me take back my life I'd rather be all alone No turning back now Anywhere on my own cuz I can see No no turning back now The very worst part of you is me I remember what they taught to me Remember condescending talk for who I ought to be Remember listening to all of that and this again So I pretended up a person who was fittin' in And now you think this person really is me and I'm Trying to bend the truth Cuz the more I push the more I'm pulling away cuz I'm Lying my way from you

It's Time For A Trip
I will be leaving for Wi. on Tues.4/17/07 after work. Going to go pick up our new yellow lab pup. Also I am having my pc redone... SO I hope I can get all my programs back up and running within a few days. I am hoping I don't not lose any of my PSP stuff... And of course that will be one of the 1st things to go back on... Oh no over a week without my PSP....What Will I do :( Monday will be the last time I will be on untill I get back....I hope everyone stays safe and I'll miss you all. Fireman 7 "Ct Fire Department"

Cole~my Baby
Today as I sit here and write this out,it's hard to believe that it's my baby's birthday.He's 7 today. Looking back at the diva of the group.(I swear every group has one.)I realize that he's the one I am still trying to figure out........lol. He is really different then his older brothers.Where I know what they like and what they dont(girls girls girls,lol).He is a different child all together.He has a thing about his hair,once it's done no one can touch it.He has to dress a certain way,talk a certain way,just be different.Not shy to stand out in a crowd and he's a mommy's baby.The only one.He can share certain things and throw a major tanterm if he doesnt want to,lol. I love the way he says tranformer and green it souns really sweet and always makes me laugh. So,today April 14th,2007 Happy Birthday,Baby!

My First Consultant Appointment And How It Went. Friday 13th 9:50am
Well today is the day ive been dredding, for the reason of the way the medical profession treats 'big' people. My nerves are unreal, ive never had to go to the hospital before, never needed to stay in hospital or be treated for anything serious, and deffo never been seen by the prenantal place this is my first baby and first ever appointment, so im scared. Woke up at 7am, got ready and dressed to go at 9, we needed to get some money for the bus fair tho so had to have a little walk but never mind, it did me good. Got on the bus and went into town to catch another lol, goin into detail again arent i lmao think i might have to cut it short. once at the hospital we went to reception to sign in, the reseptionist gave me and orange slip to hand in and then take a seat and wait, we sat down and i was looking round at all the pregnant mums and the people who had just had there baby, i couldnt believe that i was actually sat there with them. My nerves were gettin bad at this poi

St. Maarten/st. Martin
My husband and I are planning a vacation trip to the island of St. Maarten/St.Marin in the Caribbean Sea for April 2009. It will be to celebrate our 23rd anniversary. I was just wondering if there was anyone at all from the friends and fans here on Cherry Tap who may have already visited the island who could give me some information on best places to stay and things to do while we are there for a week.

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GD FRIEND MINE HAS SOME AWSOME LAYOUT'S LIKE 1 USEING RIGHT NOW SO IF U NEED LAYOUT, YOU WANT LOOK FUCKEN AWSOME PLS LET ME KNOW TELL YOU WHAT PROFILE YOU NEED TO CHECK OUT!!! ALL HE ASK IS FOR YOU TO RATE THEM BEFORE RIPING THEM!!! THANXX KELLY

Offline For A Few
well all,, i lost my job and where im livin so i might be offline for a ;little while,, I'll be thinkin of all my ct friends,, take care and brightest blessings. talk to you all again soon,, Darrell

Which Wwe Wrestler Quiz
You scored as Stone Cold Steve Austin. Congrats. You scored Stone Cold Steve Austin. You are the Rattle Snake. You were at one time the Biggest superstar in the buisness. Your finisher is the Stone Cold Stunner and The Million Dollar Dream.Stone Cold Steve Austin90%HHH/ Hunter Hurst Hilmsley67%Chris Benoit66%Undertaker63%Kurt Angle60%Mick Foley/Dude Love/Cactus Jack/Mankind60%Chris Jericho53%Dudley Boyz43%Stacy Keibler40%Shawn Michaels40%Kane33%

Cute Sayings For A Friend
Feel good when somebody Miss u. Feel better when somebody Loves u. But feel best when somebody never forgets u. A friend is sweet when its new….but it is sweeter when its TRUE! But u know what? Its sweetest when its you. Flowers need sunshine, violets need dew, all angels in heaven know I need u. years may fly, tears may dry, but my friendship with u will never die. One day u will ask me: What is more important to you, me or your life? I will say: my life… You will walk away from me without knowing that U R MY LIFE!!! A friend gives hope when life is low, a friend is a place when you have nowhere to go, a friend is honest, a friend is true. A friend is precious a friend is u. If kisses were water, I will give u sea. If hugs were leaves, I will give u a tree.If u luv a planet, I will give u a galaxy, if friendship is life I will give u mine. People live People die People Laugh People Cry Some give up Some will try Some say hi Some say bye Others may forget YOU but nev

Clean Out Time!
O.K. Hi everyone, once again I find myself with ppl on my list that I have rated all pics, stashes and added comments yet not even a ty by some! Friendship is a 2 way street and when it becomes a one way or a dead end that street must be removed from the city of friendship! SOOOOOOO.. here is the deal I'm gonna post this and hope you all read it, then I will clean out my list. If I remove you and you have rated me or still want me on your list I'm sorry, just send me an invite and I'll accept! Let's all have fun and make lots of friends and get lots of points!!

Friends
One day when you feel alone Remember i'm at the end of a phone I love you loads And that must show I want to let all the world to no I have a friend, that is you I love you for all you do Your face so sweet and your heart so gentle Keeping me together when i'm going mental Telling me you love me and that you hold me tight Being there for me even in the night Thank you friend you mean a lot to me Maybe now you'll see How much you mean to me

Frozen Skunk
A man and his wife were driving home one very cold night when the wife asks her husband to stop the car. There was a baby skunk lying at the side of the road and she got out to see if it was still alive. It was and she said to her husband, "It's nearly frozen to death. Can we take it with us, get it warm and let it go in the morning?" He says, "OK, get in the car with it." The wife says, "Where shall I put it to get it warm?" He says, "Put it between your legs. It's nice and warm there." "But what about the smell?" said the wife. "Just hold its little nose." The man is expected to recover, but the skunk she used to beat him with died at the scene

Rainbows
If I could catch a rainbow I would do it just for you. And share with you it's beauty On the days you're feeling blue. If I could build a mountain You could call your very own. A place to find serenity A place to be alone. If I could take your troubles I would toss them in the sea. But all these things I'm finding are impossible for me, I cannot build a mountain Or catch a rainbow fair But let me be...what I know best, a friend that's always there.

You're A True Friend,
You're a true friend, that I want you to know, Our love for each other has helped us to grow. We've been through some tough times, but we've made it through, The only one I ever trusted was you. You helped me through anger, you've chased away fears. You held me through sadness, and kissed away tears. You stayed by my side when the world turned away. You helped me see joy when the skies were all gray. You were the rainbow at the end of the storm. You help me be different when I shouldn't conform. You held my hand when you knew we would fall. Every heartache, you saw me through it all. I'm not sure I'm always the best friend to you, I know I'm not perfect, but this much is true. When life gets you down, And there's nowhere to turn, I'll help you through and I'll share your concern. I'll try my best to return every favor, When you're sure that you'll drown, then I'll be your lifesaver; Even if we both go down.

Why God Made Friends
Why God Made Friends God made the world with a heart full of love, Then He looked down from Heaven above, And saw that we all need a helping hand, Someone to share with, who'll understand. He made special people to see us through The glad times and the sad times, too; A person on whom we can always depend, Someone we can call a friend. God made friends so we'll carry a part Of His perfect love in all our hearts.

U 2 Me
What You Are To Me A quick glance, a tender smile I am caught in a spell A gentle touch, a warm embrace I know that all to well A soft voice, an unspoken love Across the way I see A kind face, an inner beauty That's what you are to me

I Prayed
A FRIEND FROM ABOVE.... I prayed for you before we met, Not knowing who you'd be. I asked the Lord to send a friend. One chosen just for me. I asked that they'd be Godly, With wisdom of His ways. A friend to help and guide me I the troubles of these days. So often in life, we need someone To listen while we talk. Someone who will not condemn or judge, But encourage us as we walk. The narrow road we choose to follow May sometimes make us stumble. But to have a friend to catch our fall, Teaches us to be humble. When I asked the Lord to send a friend, Though many came and went. He gave much more than I ever asked, For you are the friend He sent.

Best Friend
A Best Friend! A friend that really cares! All my secrets i can share! There when i need a hand! There to understand! When i cry! She will be by! If i am away! She will call me day by day! If i need her at all! She'll be there to stand tall! Anything i say will be heard! She will listen word by word! If I am late! She will open the gate! As she looks in my eyes! The sparkle she realize! She is the one that cares! And the one thats there! That's a best Friend!!

God
Why GOD Gave Us Friends GOD knew that everyone needs Companionship and cheer, He knew that people need someone Whose thoughts are always near. He knew they need someone kind To lend a helping hand. Someone to gladly take the time To care and understand. GOD knew that we all need someone To share each happy day, To be a source of courage When troubles come our way. Someone to be true to us, Whether near or far apart. Someone whose love we'll always Hold and treasure in our hearts. That's Why GOD Gave Us Friends

I Care
I can't give solutions to all of life's problems, doubts, or fears. But I can listen to you, and together we will search for answers. I can't change your past with all it's heartache and pain, nor the future with its untold stories. But I can be there now when you need me to care. I can't keep your feet from stumbling. I can only offer my hand that you may grasp it and not fall. Your joys, triumphs, successes, and happiness are not mine; Yet I can share in your laughter. Your decisions in life are not mine to make, nor to judge; I can only support you, encourage you, and help you when you ask. I can't prevent you from falling away from friendship, from your values, from me. I can only pray for you, talk to you and wait for you. I can't give you boundaries which I have determined for you, But I can give you the room to change, room to grow, room to be yourself. I can't keep your heart from breaking and hurting, But I can cry with you a

Happy N U No It
If you're friendly and you know it, clap your hands. If you're friendly and you know it, clap your hands. If you're friendly and you know it, and you really want to show it, If you're friendly and you know it, clap your hands!

Priceless
~~ Your Kind of Friendship ~~ It takes more than caring To be a real friend; The nature of friendship; Requires a blend Of warmest compassion And love deep and true To reach and to comfort The way that you do. Because I can see That your kind of friendship Is priceless to me

My Friend
My Friend My Friend when I think of you. I think of all that we've been through. All the times we argue and fight, I know deep inside that it isn't right. I, then feel bad and alot of pain. It feels like I've fallen from the sky like the rain. I love you dear friend with all of my heart. But now that you're gone I've fallen apart. I'm getting better as the days go by. I wish sometimes this was all a big lie. I pray to you every night. It's like you're my fire, a burning light. My dear friend, I miss you alot. I still wonder why you were put in that spot. I know you're in a place much better than here. Watching and helping me with all of my fear. Our friendship my dear friend, we will have to the end. Friends til the end is what we will be. Someday we'll be together, together you and me.

Silver N Gold
Forever Friends you'r my friend and that is true, but the gift was given from me to you. we went thru moments that were good and bad, even moments that were happy and sad. you suported me when i was in tears, we stuck together when we were in fear, its really sad that it had to be this way, but it has reached its very last day. miles away cant keep us apart, 'cause you'll always be in my heart. Make new friends But keep the old One is sliver and the other gold !

Friends
A friend is like a flower, a rose to be exact, Or maybe like a brand new gate that never comes unlatched. A friend is like an owl, both beautiful and wise. Or perhaps a friend is like a ghost, whose spirit never dies. A friend is like a heart that goes strong until the end. Where would we be in this world if we didn't have a friend

Why Sid Vicious?
because he came from nothing. his only link to the music business was being used by siouxsie in 1976 and therefore by maclaren in 1977. his only purpose in the sex pistols was supporting rotten. he did it by overrunning him. and his only purpose after the band split was to prevent maclaren from continue the misuse of the movement. he did it by nailing dylan to the chelsea hotel. that should make anyone worthy a place in music heaven.

Power Outage
Hey everyone!!! Sorry if I took off unexpectedly last night...we had some storms that rolled in & took the power out.If I was talking to ya,sorry for the inconvienience,but it was out of my hands!!!! I love all my lil Cherry Tappers & I wouldn't want ANY of yas to think I just took off.....& BTW..its STILL raining!!!! Everyone have a kick ass day & again...sorry!!! CHERRY LUV TO Y'ALL!!!! ReD

Slipknot Song Quiz
You scored as get this. get this94%surfacing94%the heretic anthem88%new abortion81%my plague75%duality75%skin ticket69%wait and bleed44%no life38%vermilion19%what slipknot song are you? (detailed)created with QuizFarm.com

Honestly Folks
(SON): "Dad, I have to do a special report for school. Can I ask you a question?" (FATHER): "Sure son, what's the question?" (SON): "What is politics?" (FATHER): "Well, let's take our home for example. I am the wage earner, so let's call me the management. Your mother is the administrator of the money, so we will call her governement. We take care of your needs, so let's call you the people. We will call the maid the working class and your baby brother we will call the future. Do you understand?" (SON): "I am not really sure, dad. I will have to think about it." That night, awakened by his baby brother's crying, the boy went to see what was wrong. Discovering the baby had seriously soiled his diaper, the boy went to his parent's room and found his mother sound asleep. He then went to the maid's room where, peeking through the key hole, he saw his father in bed with the maid. The boy's knocking went totally unheard by his father and the maid, so the boy returned to his

Sorry Loser...
Some foul, sorry, ashamed of themselves, non creative loser, has marked my art as nsfw. ART. Will you deprive your children from this? Are you going to teach them that nudity is offensive? Do you shower fully dressed? Do you have sex through your clothing? Do you shy away from museums? Are you not a fan of history? Maybe child birth offends you? Do you pee through your clothes? Its simple art. Art made with a pencil. Its not even real nudity. If you are so ashamed of nudity, take your nasty A#@$* to the gym. Go on a diet, get plastic surgery until it doesnt hurt your ohso sensitive eyes you f@!$#*& sow. Obviously, you have no appreciation for art, nor a creative bone in your body. Why dont you take a long walk off a short pier.

This Will Be Fun.
WE'RE LOCKED UP IN MY ROOM FOR TWENTY-FOUR HOURS & WE COULD DO WHATEVER YOU WANTED, WHAT WOULD YOU DO WITH ME? > TELL ME IN MY INBOX... CUZ ITS A SECRET... > THEN REPOST THIS IN YOUR BULLETIN... > YOU MIGHT BE SUPRISED WITH THE RESPONSES YOU GET. THEY COULD MAKE YOU LAUGH OR EVEN SMILE OR EVEN DISGUSTED... LOL. > IF YOU DONT REPOST THIS MEANS YOU ARE A COWARD. REPOST IT SAYING... U + ME + MY ROOM

All Guys From World!!
Hey babes, im lookin for hot n horny boys that wanna have fun on cam... I do online sex shows at my site, there ill do whatever u want babes... to contact me my msn add is -> kittgurl@hotmail.com

Willie Nelson Has Nothing On Me
Right then... So I've gotten myself into the fray that is truck driving. I'm off to see new places, eat at new truck stops, piss on new trees, and crack really stupid jokes on the CB. Besides the fact that it took me almost a week to get the hell out of Detroit, and that we didn't leave until MY FREAKING BIRTHDAY, it's just the way I remember it. Hard getting to sleep, loud music while flowing down the freeway, and totally pissing people off in the lower 48 states. Damn, if I remember correctly, it's been a little over two years since I started into this business, with a little time off here and there. But in the end, this is a sweet little deal I have here. No one really breathing down my neck to do shit, and I'm getting paid to see what the country has to offer. At the risk of sounding like a complete fucking moron, it's almost like a rolling freedom. Nothing to hold me back, and nothing telling me where I can and can't go. Just fucking awesome if you ask me. More later, Cheer

Either Way
Whether she calls me or answers the phone or leaves me here waiting all on my own Well it's lovely... Just thinking about you Whether she sees me or lets me pass by I got his good feeling I'm not quite sure why Well its lovely... just thinking about you thinking about you even if I'm without you Whether she holds me or lets me fall down patience bear with me I'm needing you now Well its lovely... Whether she answers or opens the door I got this good feeling I don't need much more And its lovely... just thinking about just thinking about you Oh, even if I'm without you I'm just thinking about you even if I'm without you Either way... Either way would do Music and Lyrics By: John West Please visit him at www.myspace.com/johnpeterwest

Heyy Everybody
im like 5'4 weight is 130pounds last i checkd, full native, don like guys who dont take no for an answer, not bi-sexual, not lesbian, jus striaght, drink occasionaly, quittin smokin, open minded about diff ideas or w.e i like to meet new ppl, happily in a relationship as you can tell by one of my pictures :D never lived wit my mom 8-) only my dad andif theres nething u wanna kno jus leave a comment or msg aiight hope ya'll had a good read lol :) :p

30 Minute Survey!
The longest survey you'll ever fill out! Do the world a favor: fill it out and post it for all your friends.... Do this because the person who sent it to you didn't sit here for ages for nothing. Answer all the questions honestly, no lying to avoid stuff. Starting Time: 3am Name: Tom aka scorpionfish Sisters: 1 Brothers: 1 Eye Color: blue Shoe size: 11 Height: 6' What are you wearing right now? boxers w/little scorpions on them Favorite Drink: vodka tonic Favorite Month: November Favorite Breakfast: Eggs OM, sausage, hashbrowns (well done), english muffin, and lots of black coffee ***********Have You Ever***************** Bungee jumped: Nah Made yourself throw-up? I just got back!! Gone skinny dipping? Yup Loved someone so much it made you cry? oh yeah... Broken a bone: No Been in a police car: yes, but to go to a line up and identify my attacker Been on a plane:yup Came close to dying: nope Been in a sauna: sure Been in a hot t

Last Week - Yipes
Hi, It was a busy week for me. I have taken about 2,000 pics last week and I am still editing them. That's the hard part of shooting so many pictures. Some were glamour, glamour nudes and some were of a wedding. Next uncle sam expressed his appreciation of my work by ask for a very very large donation. CRY, CRY, CRY! Yes grown men cry! I could use some help. I will work for food money. If you have been thinking of a shoot let me know. I guarantee you will be happy with the results or you money will be cheerfully refunded! Thanks, Howard

True
im sitting sitting in pain not knowing why you have these thought on you brain im crying my eyes out and i cant control it you are the one i need in my life and you know it u made me a promise i ask not to break it cuz you gave me all of you and i beg u dont take it u know i make u happy and u do the same for me but sometimes jealousy makes us not see but you know in your heart as i do in mine cuz every time we talk we get a tingle in our spine so am asking you now with love in my heart please my sweet mommy dont break us apart

What A Fuc*in Night! 4/13/07
Well Friday night really brought back some memories. Not only did I see alllll my old friends at the show, but I met World Rock Radio's own Brat Prince. He was on my guest list and got in for free :) Well, The 4 bands there kicked some major ass. The pics taken will be up in my profile in a few days. But It was a blast! Everyone was happy to see me again, and the love there was so much more than the internet. It's Real, genuine and true fans of the music and not anything else. I got pushed into the pit multiple times and my arm is sore from that sh*t. The lady who booked the show got on stage and showed love and mentioned all the bands that were there as well as Brat Prince and yours truly. I got a T-shirt done with Raven's Eggs & Kegs Show on the back with the WRR site. It was sooo emotional for me when we were all leaving cause everyone and every band said goodbye to me. And that was heart felt because they all know what type of person I am. I will truly say Im gonna miss Chicago cau

A Post For The Sexy Ladies In Mumm's
I see myself standing in our bedroom, waiting for you to walk through the door. I spent so long preparing for this night. Everything is perfect.....the lights turned off, candles lit, soft music playing in the background, the bed covered in rose petals, the bath ready. I stand there waiting...thousands of thoughts racing through my mind. I cant wait to taste your lips, feel you close to me.....i want to make love to you! Any minute now, you are going to walk through the door, and experience something so surreal, so beautiful, so perfect.....something that is going to change your life! I start to get a little nervous, i want it all to be perfect......i find myself listning for the front door to open. Then it happens........i hear you walk through the front door.....i hear your keys hit the table......i know your every move. First your keys, then your purse, then your jacket.......i hear you coming down the hallway......the door opens slowly....... You walk in, not sur

Im Bored An Craving A Jalapeno Burger From Carls Jr Lol
What is the world coming to... These days Death glorified.... My opinions my strong emotional feelings shuned hated an those that disagree simply do not see.... I personally love life nor would i ever wish to see anyone die... The loss of life the loss of memory the image we have of those we love an those we cherish simply fade away with time.... I hope you take this time while reading my words to reflect on those people you truly loved in your lives remember them remember why they made you laugh smile an cry.. Do not cry to mourn cry to feel alive cherish the life you've been given by whichever god you believe in an hold your faith(belifs) close to heart... Remember there are those out there that share ur similar pain an you are truly never alone... I if i could would become something greater then any human being could ever assertain i wish to become more evolve ascend whatever you wish to call it... My many human frailties only hold me back from what i wis

The Johnny Moped Philosophy
it is better to be hated and a loner and ultimately killed by 5th columnists than compromise with them. sid vicious was a pupil of him, he recorded Something Else as a celebration. johnny moped made one good single, with the good song Incendiary Device on the b-side. better driving a moped than cruising the road with Hells Angels.

I Killed A Cat
if sid vicious is innocent in killing nancy sprungen he is in no doubt guilty in killing a cat. but why would he use that sentence in My Way? he even changes the title to I Killed A Cat when he performed in new york? I am sure that it is siouxsie sue he is mentioning. the mother of the goths. he saw how his friend rotten was destroyed by her charm. and it must also be the reason for his support for her counterband the Slits. she had used sid as a drummer in 1976 to split their friendship. and her nazilook was the way she made herself attractive to rotten and others from the beginning. a female nazi is almost impossible to imagine without making the reich absurd. it becomes sexual, and together with the reality behind the pretty and cold figure it becomes ridicoulus. siouxsie have always denied any nazi symphaties, it was a fashionthing. and that is the problem. because a goth have no way of understanding that she actually is the solution to the naziproblem she becomes co

May Be Gone Tomorrow
may not be on for a day or two have to go back to hospital in the morning to have tests ran for a possible blood clot (hope not) anyway if there is one there i may have to stay a bit so i didnt forget about ya have a good weekend everyone take care

My Wish
> To A Good Friend, > Thank you for all your kind words, comments n rating on this page I realize that friends are the most important things in Life, Without them you havent got anything so, I"m wishing you the Best That Life Can offer this weekend, Cause Family n Friends Matter the Most and Blood and Water is Thicker than anything !!!! > > Thank you for being my friend hope to one day meet you in person, I've lost my Diamond while i was looking for those stones never to get that Diamond back again.. The road is long, but I will prevail, Why cause its not like me to give up or give in like i did in the past, You cant go back but you can take from the past and learn for the future n present, We parted friends as we began, on a good note. Hurts to let go, but doesnt everythig at first! I won't hold on, its not fair to Him or Me That's My Wish

Nightmares...
many times i face nights where im afraid to go to sleep- knowing whats waiting for me when i close my eyes..... i wonder how many others go through this, and if theyve found a way to face the world of dreams....

I Miss Eric :(
I saw someone today that looked just like you. I had to do a double take just to be sure. Then I had to remind myself that you're never coming back. I always pictured you living in Hollywood dating super models making badass movies. You were the best. You had so much to offer this world. And it kills me to know that I'll never hear your voice again. I still after all this time can't believe you're gone. Its just not fare. I miss you like crazy. I fucking hate your so called "friend" that left you that night. I blame him. I wish the worst for him, if that makes me a bad person then oh well. Its been 3 and a half years and I still think about you every day. I can't even go visit your grave because they took you back to your birthplace. I never got to say goodbye. I want you back. I want to see your smile and hear your laugh. I fucking miss you so much Eric. I wonder if you hear me when I talk to you. I talk to you alot. I miss you. I miss you so much.

Breast Cancer
In the past several months 2 of my friends have been diagnosed with breast cancer. Lisa had a recurrance of breast cancer, fortunately they got it all. My other friend may not be so lucky. There is talk that she may loose the breast. They are both under 35. I would llke to tell all of my friends, it is so important to do those self check exams and to know your family medical history. Yes it is recommended to start the mammograms after 40. Since this has happened, I would recommend it sooner, I have been having them done at the age of 35 Just remeaber, that breast cancer is a disease and it does not pick and choose, it can attack anyone

I Been Drinking
So I been drinking tonight. I went out with acouple roommates and my ex boyfriend and He pissed me off no wonder I broke up with him. He pissed me off. We went to dinner everything was fine then we went bowling and i dranked its been awhile and the he got quiet. When we were done and we all started paying my ex leaves and my left over dinner was in his car and didnt care. That pissed me off. If I ever thought I would give him another chance went out the door. He is 30 and acts like a teenager. I am too much to handle when drunk I a flirt and like to have fun. so sue me. I hate him runs off with my food. I paid good money for that. He better bring it to me in the morning and he better have put it in the frige if not I am going to be more pissed then I already am. I am starting to sorber up which is good i guess. I couldnt bowl with shit but its ok. lmao. I was feeling the liqure after the first one it tasted like tequila which everyone agreed. lmao all of them did actually. lol I had fo

Friggin In The Riggin
is the song Friggin In The Riggin the inspiration for My Way? it might seem absurd and not a song to be remembered by, but I think this is the case. the pistols had split and they were trying to go on as a group, led by maclaren of course. Friggin can be their way of copying the stones career. like they went on without their main man brian jones and made pirates more fun than Long John Silver maclaren could find this to be the only solution to continue without rotten. but not even maclaren sank that low. the reason for this is therefore sid vicious' answer, the song My Way.

You're Such A Jackass!
I'm really growing weary of friends that act like you mean the world to them, and then when you need them the most they're nowhere to be found. Hell, I help my so called friends all the time...whenever I can, and even sometimes when I really shouldn't. So why is it when I need help 98% of them spend more time trying to come up with some lame ass excuse as to why they can't help than they do trying to figure out a way to help? I don't ask for much in life but I do ask people to be straight forward with there intentions towards me. I mean if you don't give a damn don't act like you do just to earn brownie points with me cause I don't need you're BS!

Click..click..click
click click click goes the mouse silently echoing in this house do i see you i think not are you sexy cute or hot i cant tell you do you know why i only see pages as they go by if i comment its heart felt insult not below the belt kind i am until upset bitch unseen by you yet shout obscenely desperate fool here's a towel for your drool lick the screen may you get shocked piss me off you will get blocked! A. Boudreaux 2007

Dreams What Do They Mean?
Anyone know whats in a dream mean? I have had for 3 nights running the same one... it's always a shorter man then me and I can't understand why.. if anyone is into this.. please let me know .. xoxox

No Sound It Makes
Her days are spent as she lives...alone lying in bed now staring at the phone holding back the tears thoughts of him bring wishing with every breath for it now to ring hours pass in this room where she hides away knowing she isn't missed or thought of in his day yet she waits patiently, a great toll it takes her heart closes more, weeping, no sound it makes A. Boudreaux 2007

Saying Hello
not long ago i went to the wall to see some of our great men who gave their lives for their country.many were friends id met prior to the war,most were friends i had during the war and i found a few id met during my stay in the va and rehab progrms.as i walked along the wall and said my piece and remenised about their lives as id known them my eyes fell across a name i recognized from so long ago ,heather b well i suddenly froze,surely this was not the heather id know so many years ago.the heather i remembered was a petite blonde every guy fell in love with at first glance.the perfect student,popular,cheerleader and prude.id dated her on and off for several years since the 7 grade.well a i cleared my memories of her from my head i finally thought,wow,someone had the same name.i left it at that and finished my pilgramage. today,out of the blue,i rn into the heather i remembereds brother.we joked and he talked about things hed heard about me and so on.well i couldnt wait to tell him ab

Belly Buttons
1) The Horizontal Navel. This belly button is oblong in shape and spreads sideways across the tummy. People with horizontal navels are complex and highly emotional. This can take a toll on their health. Average life expectancy: 68 years. 2) The Vertical Navel. Also oblong, this belly button stands on end, running up and down along the tummy. It indicates a person who is self-confident, generous, and emotionally stable. Average life expectancy: 75 years. 3) The Outty. A belly button that protrudes outward indicates an optimistic person who approaches life with enthusiasm. Average life expectancy: 72 years. 4) The Concave Navel. This belly button is bowl-shaped or inward. It belongs to a person who is gentle, loving, cautious, sensitive, and prone to worry. People with concave navels are delicate. Average life expectancy: 65 years. 5) The Off-Center Navel. An off-center belly button indicates a fun-loving, unusual individual who experiences wide emotional swings. Average life

Poetry
IF I KNEW If I knew it would be the last time That I'd see you fall asleep, I would tuck you in more tightly and pray the Lord, your soul to keep. If I knew it would be the last time that I see you walk out the door, I would give you a hug and kiss and call you back for one more. If I knew it would be the last time I'd hear your voice lifted up in praise, I would video tape each action and word, so I could play them back day after day. If I knew it would be the last time, I could spare an extra minute to stop and say "I love you," instead of assuming you would KNOW I do. If I knew it would be the last time I would be there to share your day, Well I'm sure you'll have so many more, so I can let just this one slip away. For surely there's always tomorrow to make up for an oversight, and we always get a second chance to make everything just right. There will always be another day to say "I love you," And certainly there's another chance to say

Open Curtain
My faithless ego walks a circle clearing a path, a gateway to unease. I have decided a fresh start is in order,a progression from my hidden self. My soul, that personal me has hidden behind words a way to obscure the black hole I buried myself so to stay disembodied, incorporate. Slowly my procrastination has failed, demanding individuality show proof of a back bone, giving strength and reinforcement to that particular faithless ego. So hard, so hard to argue with yourselves, the frightful many that reside within the innermost self, sharing your differences the writer and the hider. Deep sigh, a mourning, loss of a hiding place, my surroundings familiar, but no longer just my own. My muse is in celebration glorifying its winnings, redemption, healing. 2007/amawitch

Please Sign These Petitions
PLEASE SIGN THESE PETITIONS! Scroll this box and click on links to sign these important petitions. Know of a petition that isn't listed? Let us know & we'll add it! Prosecute Ugly the Dog's Hatchet Attacker Petition http://www.gopetition.com/petitions/ban-the-use-of-gas-chambers-in-north-carolina-pounds.html http://www.thepetitionsite.com/takeaction/109677467?ltl=1176157914http://www.thepetitionsite.com/takeaction/973101569?ltl=1176157982 http://www.gopetition.co.uk/online/9114.html "Iams: We Won't Buy While Cats and Dogs Die" Scrapbook Menu Foods Petition PET FOOD RECALL!! MENU FOODS MAY BE TESTING ANIMALS WITH THEIR TAINTED PET FOOD Animal Testing Petitions - Pls Sign!

Stop Gas Chambers In Noth Carolina
North Carolina has one of the highest number of shelters that gas in the country. The problem is epidemic. If you live in North Carolina and even if you don't, GET ACTIVE. READ this bulletin. REPOST this bulletin. AND FOR THE SAKE OF THE ANIMALS BEING GASSED TODAY - WRITE TO THE GOVERNOR OF NORTH CAROLINA TODAY!!!!!!!! Officer Speaks Out on Using Gas Chamber to Euthanize Animals April 26, 2006 : 12:00 AM Columbus County Animal Control officer is stepping forward to speak out about a practice he calls outdated and inhumane. COLUMBUS COUNTY -- Columbus County is one of the few places that still uses a gas chamber to euthanize animals. They sometimes put down more than a dozen animals at a time. A former Columbus County Animal Control officer is stepping forward to speak out about a practice he calls outdated and inhumane. "You're putting a lot of animals in together, and when you put a lot of animals into a confined area, and you close the door on them and you

Abused Horse In Al Being Returned To Abuser ..need Your Help!!!
April 11, 2007 The alert below is from Heart to Heart Horse Ranch. We are passing it on to help them spread the word. Hello Horse lovers and animal people This horse needs your help NOW!!! Please make this phone call. The horse will be returned to the owner this coming Monday. Thank you Mary Carter, Heart to Heart horse ranch.com THE NUMBER TO CALL IS (205) 481-4195 Judge Ralph Coleman, Jr. (DV) (As difficult as it may be, try to be civil and get your message across). EAGLE BEFORE EAGLE AFTER RESCUED A Tragic End for Eagle Tragically Judge Coleman of the Jefferson County Civil Court Bessemer Alabama Division has condemned Eagle, in our opinion, to his death by ordering that he be returned to his original owner even after that same owner sat in front of Judge Coleman in his court Eagle when found by Irondale police and proudly stated he previously ordered the horse to be shot and further stat

Athens Ga Will Be A Sad Place If We Don't Help
Athens Clarke County Animal Control This listing is current as of April 13th PLEASE SAVE A LIFE!! The shelter is full and we know what that means!!! MANY of these dogs are presently considered URGENT. OWNER SURRENDERED DOGS ARE VERY URGENT!! If you are interested in adopting/fostering/sponsoring a dog from this shelter and the shelter tells you there are multiple applications pending on a dog you are interested in = leave your application anyway! 8 AM WEDNESDAY IS EUTHANASIA DAY!! Please remember those pictured near the bottom of this bulletin that never made it out of the shelter into loving homes. NO applications NO applications

In Memory Of
REPOPTING FOR Blexrude I have created this bulletin in memory of all the laboratory animals who will suffer this year, and in Honor of WWAIL 2007 Please repost if you love animals too.... xoxoxox BLEXRUDE The time has come for dramatic change. With a wide and growing array of non-animal research methods rendering vivisection increasingly obsolete, animal experiments conducted today could be eliminated with the full-scale implementation of non-animal methods - without risk to human health. However, the research, drug and chemical industries - entrenched in animal research for legal, economic and political reasons - perpetuate the myth that animal experimentation is necessary. WWAIL looks to the future with the hope of ending the misery and pain for animals in laboratories and at the same time, improving human health. Supported by thousands of animal advocates, physicians, veterinarians, scientists, and healthcare reformers, WWAIL challenges the animal research indus

Omg Some People Are So F***ing Retarted
if you can help out at all please respond to Rock thanks From: RoCK Date: Apr 14, 2007 12:37 AM I am begging for someone to help out with an American Bulldog that is at the Scioto Pound. He is severely underweight, weighing only 49 pounds when he should probably weigh about 80 with his body frame. He is very very weak. I took him cephalexin and had them start him on panacur. I would be glad to help with the cost of vetting him but I can not bring him to my house to stay. (I could board him a few days at the vet clinic where I work) but every time I pull a dog like this I get stuck with them and I am unable to place them in a good home here is this county. This guy really deserves a second chance. He has really been a victim of neglect and cruelty. No dog asks to be treated like this. He probably lived his life on a chain and no remembered to feed him. He was found in a persons yard in this condition. No owner known. If you can help this guy please Vicki at c

R.i.p Sweet Baby Pie
My best friend lost her sweet baby American Bull dog, Pie, in a tragic accedent yesterday April 12, 2007. Pie was only 15 weeks old, she was such a sweet little angel and even though her time on this earth was short, is was spent with love, she loved playing with the kids and she really loved her walks to the park. My friend is having a very hard time dealing with the loss of her sweet fur baby. Will you all keep her in your thoughts and prayers to get her threw this hard difficult time. Thanks so much Hugs Lisa. R.I.P Sweet little Angel http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a200/LisaCross/100_9609sml.jpg

Bless Me Now
Bless me now, sweet angel. Kiss my cheek and walk me to the door. Hopes and vague illusions And shattered dreams now lie upon your floor. Sunrise brings the morning. Recollections pale in light of day. Nightfall stirs the spirits, And absolution’s price is hard to pay. When life brings tomorrow, Yesterday is lost; we move ahead. Fading scenes and visions Linger with the thoughts of what was said. The dealer now stands ready, Waiting for a player at his game. Whores and faceless gamblers Place their bets, to him they’re all the same. Will we meet again? Will you call my name in the hours of the night? Will I become another ghost That disappeared from sight?

Touchdown
I WILL BE YOUR FOOTBALL, I AM WAITING ON YOU TO CALL, I WILL BE YOU'RE TOUCHDOWN, I WILL BE AROUND, YOU CAN SCORE, AND THEN GET SOME MORE, FUCK YOU HARDCORE, HIT THE FLOOR, WANNA GET NASTY, ASK ME, BE MY DIRTY LITTLE SECRET, GET ME ALL WET, MOST ANYTHING IS ALLOWED, LET'S GET LOUD, I WONDER WHEN GUYS DANCE IF THEY GET A HARD-ON, DON'T MIND ME,MY MIND'S SO FAR GONE, DIRTY THOUGHTS WHEN I'M DRINKIN, HEY,WHAT YA THINKIN,...???

I'm Moving On
Yes more random thoughts, but good to just type them out without criticism from friends saying stuff like "just move on" or "she wasn't the one". yes i know this if she was the one then why the fuck am i not still with her? answer to that is simple, she wants to date around and my friend that will remain nameless told me so. so yeah nobody's fault but my own for harboring on the subject. as far as i'm concerned i am gonna close the subject so that i can focus on my dreams such as become a wrestling star or director of movies or singer. many good things i can get out of this last breakup and many bad things will stay in the past. no more crying from me or playing the "poor me" card. it's time for the me time i've always wanted without someone putting me down all the time.

We Finally Did It!!!!!!!
YEAH SO WE'RE NOT BIG ON THE CT MARRIAGE THING -- GOOD GOD I WOULD NVR THROW A WEDDING IN A LOUNGE AND THO IVE GOT ECHIS' NAME IN MINE I STILL WOULDN'T PUT "ECHIS' CT WIFEY" IN MY FUCKING NAME.... BUT... WE ARE A REAL-LIFE ITEM AND WE WANTED TO INDICATE TO EVERYONE THE DEPTH OF OUR FEELINGS SOOO WE GOT A CPL WITNESSES AND FILLED OUT THE CERTIFICATE... YES FOLKS IT'S OFFICIAL! AND ON OUR WAY TO REALLY BEING OFFICIAL ; ) !!! TY MANDY AND POD FOR BEING OUR WITNESSES!!! AND BTW IF ANYONE FEELS LIKE THROWING ME A BELATED BACHELORETTE PARTY YOU'D ROCK!!! LOVE YOU ALL!!! SOOOOOOOO............ HERE IT IS: CLICK THIS PIC TO ENTER MY "KATELYNN AND ECHIS" FOLDER!!! CLICK THIS PIC TO ENTER ECHIS' "echis & kate" FOLDER!!!

George Carlin, Pt. 4
"I got into an argument this morning with my Rice Krispies. I distinctly heard, 'Snap, crackle, fuck him'. I don't know which one of them said it, I was reaching for the artificial sweetner, and was not looking directly into the bowl. Well, I told them, you can all just sit right there in the milk! As far as I'm concerned, you can all just sit in the milk! Until I find out, which one of you said it! Little mass punishment for my breakfast food. The idea is to turn them against one another."

Confusion
The pressure on my brain It’s causing me to go insane A red flame comes closer as I fall I scream, nothing a silent call What have I gotten myself into The only words that come to mind I’m screwed! I wish I could run really far away The flame still burns within my heart My fears are tearing me apart But what do I have to fear So maybe I messed up when I was young Maybe it was dumb But now that I’ve done my time behind these steel bars Little has changed, life is still so hard What will I do, where will I go Can you tell me, because I don’t know Shannon P. Holmes 11/23/98

Reality
We lead our lives day by day Never at work Always at play Today is a good day Tomorrow is now today but yet at the same time also yesterday Never knowing what is next Just waiting for the moment The moment that will reassure us that we’re not already dead Shannon P. Holmes 11/23/98

Missed Up Big Time
I have missed up big time as of late and I'm losing the things that mean the most in my life. I don't want that to happen any more So I must make a change in my life for the best So I don't lose the things in my life that meen the most to me.

Emotions That Make U Say Mmmm
1.Would you mind being in control? 2.Would you pull my hair? 3.Would you whisper freaky shit in my ear? 4.Would you moan or hold all your feelings in? 5.Would you kiss me with a little tongue or a lot of tongue? 6.Would you go down on me? 7.Would you let me go down on you? 8.How many rounds would we go? 9.What would you wanna do afterwards? 10.Would you take off all your clothes for me? 11.Would you lick and bite me all over? 12.Would you like 4play or get straight to the point? 13.Would you take your time if i told you to? 14.Would you fall asleep when we were done? 15.Would you want me to go fast or slow? 16.Where would yo wanna "do it" at? 17.How fast do you think you can make me nut? 18.Would you be loud or quiet? 19.Do u think i could make u have an orgasm? 20.Are u gonna re-write this so i can answer? TERMS & CONDITIONS | HELP GUIDE | CONTACT US | INVITE | COMPATIBILITY | ABOUT US | GET INVOLVED

Me And Religion
No matter how much it feels like He's picking on me, He's only making me stronger. Its kind of a love-hate relationship between me and God. It comes with the name Daniel or in Hebrew "God is my judge". I'm supposed to be getting ready to be his man on the spot, guess thats why he tests me so much. Doesn't mean I have to like it. Johnny Cash- God's Gonna Cut You Down (video is in my stash) You can run on for a long time Run on for a long time Run on for a long time Sooner or later God'll cut you down Sooner or later God'll cut you down Go tell that long tongue liar Go and tell that midnight rider Tell the rambler, The gambler, The back biter Tell 'em that God's gonna cut 'em down Tell 'em that God's gonna cut 'em down Well my goodness gracious let me tell you the news My head's been wet with the midnight dew I've been down on bended knee talkin' to the man from Galilee He spoke to me in the voice so sweet I thought I heard the shuffle of the angel's feet He

And Wants You Instead
I like to see you get mad, and show the difference in your, true character that you really betray. Its a quaility that can be, distinguishes or put a side, by another person smiling face. In a woman you're everything that, I look for and has the passion, I can only desire for more. Hopeing that you understand that, I'm only a man who live on the edge, and wants you instead. Sign: Raymond Starns Dated:9/98'

Another Day In Paradise
Hello to all, Not alot going on, this is my second attempt on blogging so I am a bit annoyed, I forgot to title my blog and so it didnt take. I have no fucking clue what I typed in the last one, sure it really wasnt all that important. Nothing much going on with me, actually got a bit of much needed rest. I suffer from sleep deprivation so sleep is something I get very little of. I also have arthritis in my knee due to an injury i suffered years ago playing sports, I'm a huge soccer fan and I love american foot ball as well. I cant wait for warmer weather to arrive, I am more of a summer person, I hate the winter because I dislike being couped up in the house, I love the out doors. I love 4 wheeling, racing which i dont get to do alot of any more, and all sorts of other things, Just ask if you want to know more, I'm an open book and I have nothing to hide, Any ways, I was sleeping so good today for once when all of a sudden I was rudely awakened to what sounded like someone tryi

My Hunting Dogs
A young man from the city went to visit his farmer uncle. For the first few days, the uncle showed him the usual things - chickens, cows, crops, etc. After three days, however, it was obvious that the nephew was getting bored, and the uncle was running out of things to amuse him with. Finally, the uncle decided to give them a real treat. "Why don't you grab a gun, take my prized hunting dogs, and go have some fun shooting?" This seemed to cheer the nephew up, and with enthusiasm, off he went, dogs in trail. After a few hours, the nephew returned. "How did you enjoy that?" asked the uncle. "It was great!" exclaimed the nephew. "Got any more dogs?"

What's Your Love Type ?
Your Love Type: INFP The Idealist In love, you crave a long term, harmonious relationship. For you, sex doesn't come quickly - it takes time for you to open up. Overall, you are supportive, nurturing, and expressive. However, you tend to be shy and protective of your personal space. Best matches: ENFJ and ESFJ What's Your Love Type?

Open Your Eyes!!!!!!!
I don't understand why people can't understand that I need time to work through some things. There is one person that won't just let me go cause everytime I tell him I need time he askes who the other guy is. Doesn't he get that there is no one else. I don't know if I am coming or going half the time and if he can't understand that I can't be with any one right now then what is the point. I know that he loves me or so he says, but then in the next breath he tells me that it hurts to much to look at me. What is that anyways???? I know that he has trust issues with me, but it has been 4 years and things have changed and I have changed. I am done trying to do what others want me to do and I am going to do what I want and what is best for me and my son and if you don't like it then you know where the door is and don't let it hit you in the ass on the way out. I am my own person and yeah there are things that I want my parents approval on, but what person doesn't???? Show me on person who

My Sisters Hubby Died Tonight
TONIGHT I HAVE GOT A CALL FROM MY MOTHER TELLING ME THAT MY SISTERS HUSBAND HAS DIED.WHICH I HAVE KNOWN EVER SINCE I WAS A BABY.MY HUSBAND AND I WILL NOT BE ON CT UNTIL TUESDAY.WE ARE GOING TO MY MOMS AND THEN GO TO MY SISTERS IN GA.I LOVED MY BROTHER IN LAW AS A BROTHER OF MY OWN AND HE HAS ALWAYS BEEN THERE FOR ME WHEN I WAS GROWING UP AS A KID INTO BEING AN ADULT.SO IF ANYONE LEAVES ME OR JUGGALO SCRUB A COMMENT OVER THE WEEKEND WE WILL NOT BE ABLE TO ANSWER THEM UNTIL TUESDAY. THANX LUCI(Shreeky) R.I.P TOM GLOWACKI April 13th 2007

How Sexy Are You ?
You Are 68% Sexy Your Sex Appeal Is: Extremely High You're very sexy. You just have that certain something that takes over a room. You know how to attract, entice, and keep whoever you want. You are truly appealing. How Much Sex Appeal Do You Have?

Poem: For Reminding Me Of You
O'how sweet it is, when the wind blows. That you and I can feel, as it filters threw our hair. The wind carries a, very precious scent. That only two lovers, like us want to know again. The distinct odor that our, bodies give to the five sences. Brings the taste,smell,touch,sight, and hearing is to the sences that I feel. It is this "Darlin" and you, are the one I crave the most. Life is only nothing and I thank, the wind for reminding me of you. Sign: Raymond Starns Dated:3/98

I'm Meeting Enrique Iglesias Finally!!!!!!!
So, OMG!!!!!!! I finally am going to meeting Enrique Iglesias this Monday night at KIIS FM in Los Angeles!!!!!!!!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Sooooooooooooooooo freaking EXCITED!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Frickin' 10+ years later and finally me and my mom are getting the opportunity to meet the man himself!!!!!!!! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh the 75+ mile drive to the studios from my house will be wayyyyyyyyy worth it and with everything that happened this week it has definately made my week worth all the pain and heartache I've endoured!!!!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Enrique te amo baby!!!!! I'll see you Monday mi amor!!!!!!

Revision Of The Charts
TRINITY RESIDENTAL TREATMENT FACILTY -------------------------------------------------- SUBJECT ANALISYS AND DIAGNOSIS CHART WARD: WEST BLOCK /AREA 7 SUBJECT: 13 ADMITANCE DATE:11/04/03 CLINICIAN: Dr.A,Overman -------------------------------------------------- SUBJECT NOTES: In recent observation the subject has shown little change however, The subject has been showing signs of sleep deprivation.It has been noted that he has shown some reclusive behavior. DIAGNOSIS: Subject may be suffering a form of regression or may be experienceing trouble adjusting to therapy TREATMENT: Adjust therapy accordingly and Schedule immediate interview with asigned clinician First Page Next Page a>">

The Maze
The mouse thru the maze Moving in a constant haze The walls of life has its craze Running in this race Keeping up with this pace At this miserable place Within the walls of life Looking for the prize Looking for my life Within the constant maze Taking forever To ever find the end.

Rambles Of A Fibber
I was in a grumpy, weird mood most of the day and now thinking about it most of the week. I'm not sure why. I guess I just was. I've a restless soul at times. This week is one of them. I've really enjoyed Cherry tap. I've been here awhile. I still want to call its Lostcherry all the time. So why am I writing this? I dont know. I'm bored and restless. I went out to dinner tonight with my sister, her new hubby and his mom. It was fun, good food and such. We tried to go PF Changs but there was a two hour wait. I was the first to arrive so I sat under the Chang horse for awhile. I got more than a lot of comments thrown my way. I guess i'm used to it but still some people....they really are not funny. Since PF Changs was such a long wait (I understand since its new to our area) we decided to go the BJ's Bar and Grill. Mmmm, BJ's. Good food and good thought in mind when one, i.e. a guy things of a BJ. Anyway, its was fun and good food. Right now, at this hear moment I realized i'm rambli

Just Something That Came To Mind 30 Mins Ago
As mins turn to hours and hours to days. Thoughs days turn to weeks and then to months. One thing stays true and thats the kindness of you heart. Your beauty pales in comparison to any other ive seen. No matter where i go or where ive been. Its you that will remain with me till the end. The end something i cannot avoid. The waiting just to hear your voice. I hold to my dreams and wish's you see. For you have the one rare beauty. The beauty that comes from the soul and heart. Not the beauty that acts as a shell for thoughs to parts. Heart of gold soul of silver eyes of diamonds. This I see is true the beauty inside is shining through. Like a beacon guiding me home i see the glow of your heart and your heart alone. If it were destiny or chance that brought us close i could not say but i thank the one responsible on this day.

Malaria
It truly amazes me in a world of such extraordinary resources and intelligence that we can let anyone die from such things as not having the proper treatment for mosquito bites. I know that there are terrible atrocities in this world, even in the US. I know, I lived most of my childhood in horrible conditions. But for children to die every 30 seconds from a mosquito bite. That is just crazy. Anyhow..I had just donated to this cause http://projects.psi.org/site/PageServer?pagename=fivealive 10 dollars (the price of lunch one day at your fav resturant) can save one kid. I am NOT asking you to donate, I'm just saying after watching the video on anderson 360 and after seeing the website, I mean..I couldn't NOT donate for some reason. Hope ya'll had a great week and an even better weekend! XoXO, Aimeelyn

A Message From My Good Friend Metalhead..
I'd thought I'll blog this just in case. Show us some love will you? :-) === 'Metalhead' spewed forth the following at '2007-04-13 19:28:25'.. > > Drop by and show them some love and they will do the same. I bet you would do it for Elvis if he asked you to. > > > djrock2000us@ CherryTAP > > > diogirl (Member of the DAG)@ CherryTAP > > > Emanon~~Forever Fake~~Father of The Fallen Ones@ CherryTAP

The Sweetest Dream
The sun rises from the west To wake me from mine rest To wipe the sleep from my eyes To look into her eyes To find it's revealing light Displaying her wonderful beauty. To be awaken from a nightmare To see the sweetest dream before me As I behold this angel of beauty. With her smile glittering with sweetness My heart falls to the pavement Wondering if this dream was real Our hearts bond together With our hands joined together Holding each other with love To behold the next sunset

It's Alright Ma (i'm Only Bleeding)
I am afraid ma. I am afraid they will come some day. They will torture your boy ma cause he doesn't take orders from any authority. He doesn't play the game with the rules. He doesn't follow the way it goes. I don't know when this fear will end. I am in the middle of the free world but my fear is growing every day. This fear is in every moment of my life and I assume it will be in my last breath too. Take care ma! It's Alright! Name of this writing is borrowed from a song name of Roger McGuinn (Can be found in the soundtrack of the movie Easy Rider).

From Ny To Paris
Go to Google.com -- Click on Maps. -- Click on get Directions. -- From New York, New York -- To Paris, France. -- And read line # 23. If you laugh then send it on..to make someone else laugh! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- See what's free at AOL.com.

Final Insanity
OK, this is it. I'm burned out on skins for awhile unless I get an urgent special request. Today's backgrounds included: As always, rip if you the feel the urge. I've made, yes, 80+ skins this week and I am burned out, but if you have anything that really tickles your fancy, I'll still do special requests.

A Trip To The Hospital..again.
soo.... almost a week has passed and i've been away again.. well, its more like "wheeled" away.. my visit to my favorite place, the hospital, was as always very verrryyy pleasant, as the nurses gave their cute courtly nods and smiles automatically at patients who was lucky enough to get their wandering attention.. hmm..my doctor's the best(they say), and every trip i take to his clinic is almost always splendid..really.. and so.. well, everything's boring and if i detail it too much no one might wanna read it ^_~ but anyway, everything's fine with me..for now. and sorry for the sarcasm, i just wanted to make it sound *extra special* ^_^ i hope you guys didnt miss me much, and i do hope you get used to not seeing me around, and i also wish that u'd not send me messages and tell me everything's fine, and i do hope you dont believe ANY of this coz its not true, i do care what u think, i am a human being, not just a network bud, a real person.. well, enoug

I Believe
Have a seat.... relax... and read this slowly. It sums it all up......... I believe - ....that just because two people argue, it doesn't mean they don't love each other And just because they don't argue, it doesn't mean they do. I believe - ...that we don't have to change friends if we understand that friends change. I believe - ...that no matter how good a friend is, they're going to hurt you every once in a while and you must forgive them for that. I believe - .....that true friendship continues to grow, even over the longest distance. Same goes for true love. I believe - .....that you can do something in an instant that will give you heartache for life . I believe - ....that it's taking me a long time to become the person I want to be. I believe - .....that you should always leave loved ones with loving words. It may be the last time you see them. I believe - .....that you can keep going long after you think you can't. I believe -

Dont Eat Mentos And Drink Coca-cola Together
Last week a little boy died in Brazil after eating MENTOS and drinking Coca-Cola / PEPSI together. One year before the same accident happened with another boy in Brazil . Please check the experiment that has been done by mixing Coca-Cola (or Coca-Cola Light) with MENTOS. So be careful with your self eating MENTOS (POLO's) and drinking COCA-COLA or PEPSI together. PLEASE VISIT www.youtube.com JUST TYPE "MENTOS" PLZ PASS THIS INFO RM ATION TO AS MANY PEOPLE AS POSSIBLE SPECIALLY TO THE CHILDREN'S. BECAUSE IN OUR COUNTRY MENTOS AND COCA-COLA BOTH ARE VERY POPULAR TO THE CHILDREN.

Music
Today, well seemed to be one of those days you so want to forget. Where you put undo pressure upon yourself. And Nickleback, has a song call someday. Because I have to believe in myself which at times is hard. Because I care more about my daughter, and friends that I have. In the song it talks about someday, somehow I am gonna make it alright. And I must be positive because I am gonna be ok and make it alright.

Rat Race
Time,yes who don't it embrace Run if you think it will do any good Life's one big rat race anyway Still time will get you,jus like it should An enemies are just like dust We can let them be,or stir them up Hate if you need to,but then who can you trust? And the bigger question hangs apon your door Who could ever trust you?When actions and words Are all that we have,nothing less,nothing more In between the cradle to the grave Is every persons life line,a time line To leave their imprint,it's what we all crave Its a commen denominator,that draws us all together I choose to live in peace,in a world that has none I control the animal withen,the beast that strives To take down others,so as to feel that I have won A higher spot for my imprint to be placed That's jus no way for me to run this rat race -2007-Alexis Landry

Chapter 3
Chapter 3 Chris softly pulled Kim to him and kissed her shoulder. “Good evening little one” He whispered softly into her ear. She yawned and rubbed her eyes. “Did you sleep well?” Chris asked as he sat up, she did not answer him. “You know Kim; I know more about you than you think.” “Oh really now….well, I guess I know more about you too.” She said to be smartass. “Like what do you think you know about me?” “That you were an asshole, but now you’re a stalker and kidnapper as well.” She saw her words seem not to move him. “Does the name Raven Nightrain, mean anything to you?” Kim sat up at looked at him dead in the eyes. “That my mothers name, but where, how did you find that name?!” He smiled softly, and pushes some of his hair back. “She is, well was my fathers best friends’ wife, and you are his daughter. This also makes you my fiancé.” He said softly. Kim was in shock. She had never met her father, and when her mother was still alive, she could never remember a time

Double Edge
at night i try clear my thoughts and leave no trace my mind is twisted but i own this space i dont have to rent my heart is jaded with the looks being sent. metal and ink is what is left of of a broken man shoken and woken up with the winds crying her name drowing my memories with needles of ink and pain every hit of ink goes under the surface telling a story and leaving a purpose , so dont dig me up hell i am not dead im suicide from both sides damnit im double edged

Erectile Dysfunction
hey guys its me the milf hunter and im here today to discuss a deep topic which may make some guys uncomfortable erectile dysfunction its your fault and theirs also to blame all these damn porn sites after a while you watch the same porn over and over again then you lose your hardon when watching to chicks get it on or some muscle bound freak of nature whos cock looks like something out of one of the alien movies bangs the skinniest slut he could find and perty much taps her brain with it it gets old and things in bed usually get to the piont where even when a blowjob might have once been the greatest wake up ever now is a chore to even get it up in the morning just stp watching porn for a while go out get some excercise stay away from viagra cialis enzyte maxxiderm and just get in shape thats whats wronge and when your wife girlfriend hired fuckbuddy or office secretary with a cup size of tripple d see's your getting in better shape theyll get kinky as shit cause 40 years from now wh

My Hero
My friend, my mentor, my inspiration to live with what life throws me, my hero is my MOM. She is now gone to heaven but she still lives on in my mind, heart & soul. She had Polio, that hit her as a child but never let it stop her from doing anything that her brothers/sister did, if they climbed a tree she was right there, if they walked a fence, she was right there, at the beach, she was the one that got covered in sand with braces on and when they rode their bikes she was with them on the handle bars. She was not treated special and she was not left out of anything. She did not think as herself as being special but she was a very special woman. She raised 2 children with my dad in the Marines, brave woman, child under 1 arm and a crutch under the other. Nothing never held my mother back. When she was young learning 2 drive, a stick was the only car they had, she drove the car, worked the gas/brake with 1 crutch and her dad worked the shifter, she said it was so fun. The only really ba

A Must Have For Any Musician, Writer Or Lyricist. 100% Free!
I personally recommend this must have tool for any musician, writer or lyricist. 100% FREE! Click Here to Learn More Click Here to Learn More "This is a 'must have' for any musician, writer or lyricist! No doubt, there will be statesmen and government copywriters using this program for speech writing (if they aren’t already!). This software is a 'no-brainer' for inclusion into school programs and as an adjunct tool within the curriculums; it is simple enough to be used at the grade school and high school levels and provides such advanced features that university students will benefit greatly by using it as well! This very well may be the 'killer app.' of the lyrical world and it’s FREE!" More... ~Professor Joseph Pisano Director of Music and Fine Arts Technology Assistant Chairman of Music and Fine Arts Grove City College, Grove City, PA

Friendship
Friendship is defined as the quality or condition of being friends As we go through life, we begin to see that things are not so black and white We begin to develop opinions, thoughts and definitions of our own We understand that there are words that carry a greater meaning A meaning that cannot simply be expressed by words The true definition of these words is known, not explained We learn the definition through not only words, but by actions Not only our own actions, but by the actions of others around us Friendship is one of the words that carries a much greater meaning We learn friendship by living life Every so often we are lucky enough to find a true friend Even less often, people are lucky enough to have a group of true friends True friends are people that will not judge you or your actions They will be by your side through thick and thin They will support you through good decisions and bad They will also let you know when you make a bad decision They are the

Leash Law
Leash law Current mood: aggravated Category: Pets and Animals I am a pet owner & love animals. I have had alot of different pets threw out my many years, was raised around alot of dogs, cats & chickens & I had a horse once, till 1 day my dad was riding it & it took off, would not stop 4 nothing, smelt a female in heat, there was no stopping it, when my dad walked up in the yard, with reins in hand, all he had 2 say was that the horse had 2 go & it was gone. I have several dogs (7), 2 snakes & my own mice 2 feed them. I love all animals. 4 of my dogs r my own breed, rotthounds, 50% rottwailer & 50% bassetthound, they look like miniature rottwailers but with the personality of a bassetthound. I have a pure bread begal, 1 that is begal/bassett & a brindle bulldog & like all dogs they bark. I am always having the dog pound called on me because of my dogs barking, they r dogs, thats what they do, BARK. Let me explain: I am a single white woman which lives alone, back in '9

Breathe
I can finally breathe, I can finally be At peace with myself, and proud of my life I made it so far, with what little I knew Time has shown me, another way to grow Now I got the knowledge, to go all the way And I’m proud to say, that I’ll I had to do, was pray I asked for forgiveness, I asked for His hand To hold me up, when I knew I couldn’t stand I asked for higher strength, to help me fight addictions Though it all God stood by me, showed me a way outta sin And showed me how much I meant to him Now I can stand on solid ground, an I can do it on my own The only difference now, is that I’m never really alone When struggles come to light, I make the choice To pray to God, for Him to hear my voice And he knows this child’s cry; an I know it to be true Cause I can feel the presence of his hand, breaking though My troubles are mere stepping stones Cause now, I’m never really alone

Novice Questions
Novice Questions Author: TorqueDom © 2000 Novice sub questions. In a message writes: My biggest fear is a novice sub who discovers this lifestyle, especially if it's been a long hidden desire, and acts on it too quickly, especially with someone who hasn't earned her trust. They tend to put themselves into situations and "settle" for Doms that don't have their best interests in mind. Please, if you don't hear anything else I say... SLOW DOWN. Learn more about what it is you're looking for. It's not enough to decide you're submissive. There are different techniques, styles, patterns, beliefs, and thinking on it. The trick isn't finding a Dom, the trick is finding a Dom that has similar interests and expectations. The answer to all these questions is the same ... sometimes. To me, D/s is a sensual act, and most often includes sexual activity. I don't want to sound like Bill Clinton, but it doesn't have to include intercourse, if you choose not to. To

Read At Your Own Risk...
Forever is such a short time..... Current mood: cold Category: Romance and Relationships I will love you forever you hear him say. I will never leave you; and, we will grow old together. Till death do us part. I love you heart and soul. With every breath I take I assure you that you are my everything.... I will die without you as tears fall effortlessly down his face. He is choked up beyond words. Surely he does love you with his life. You trust the words issued forth out of his lips. You hear the melody his heart plays out for you in the essance of the tears falling down his cheeks. Surely you can trust him with your all, your everything. In him your heart doth safely entrust.. Ever feel like this. If so, my advice to you is "RUN LIKE HELL". I promise you it is only lies that are devised from the pit of hell to entrap you and break your heart and soul down to the ground. Before he is done with you, you surely are but dust again. Are there any true people in this world anymore

Common Insults Thrown At New Submissives
Common Insults Thrown At New Submissives Author: Raven Shadowborne © May 1, 1999 Since I have been online, I have met many different people. Some of whom turned out to be less than honest, most of whom turned out to be very close to (if not exactly) how they appeared on line, in real life. One of the things I have noticed though, is a trend from those who label themselves as dominants, to insult a submissive whenever he/she thinks for themselves. This seems to occur most frequently when a submissive questions a dominant's actions when a relationship is just starting. In many cases it seems that those insults are tossed out to lay guilt or blame of some sort on the submissive. In some instances it appears that the insult is being used to manipulate the submissive into obedience for something they are not comfortable with by guilting them into it. It seems to work very well with those who are new to the lifestyle. I, personally, find this practice abhorrent to say the leas

Inside Out
Turn me, turn me inside out Subject me to the ugliness Teach me what my pains about Turn me, turn me inside out Tear away my shelter Make me feel, make me miss Long ago I dwelt here Now I’m twisted up n used I’m inside out, ohh inside out I never wanted I never needed I never wanted to be me I never wanted I never needed I never wanted to be me Turn me, turn me inside out I wanna be hidden, I wanna be seen Bring me back to life, ya teach me to shine Turn me, turn me inside out Take away my negativity, without destroying my soul I once believed in more then this It aint my fault the world has gone to shit I’m inside, ohh inside out I never wanted, I never needed I never wanted to be me I never wanted, I never needed I never wanted to be me -2007-Alexis Landry

Asa's Song
I reach for you a 100 times a day I come away with faded images Of a life I couldn’t save And sometimes late at night I roam these empty halls As I pass your room, I hear the calls Of laughter, heavy on my mind Keep me in your heart baby boy An keep an eye on time Cause that’s what will bring us back At the end of this road you’ll find Sometimes life is hard to keep track of But it all comes round in time Every step I take, is a minute closer to you Every leap of faith shaves an hour off the clock If I keep on the steady, the days will be so few As water is to thirst you are my rock My soul soars above superficial pain Waiting for you is never in vain Keep me in your heart baby boy An keep an eye on time Cause that’s what will bring us back At the end of this road you’ll find Sometimes life is hard to keep track of But it all comes round in time I was a blueprint from the day I breathed To be your mother, without you here It hurts, but that’s not

Ok, So Go Vote
Ah well, I went to vote for tigerbears's feet and ended up in the contest as well. So go vote for my feet because I'm sure they are the sexiest ;)LOL, and I'm modest! Hehehehehehe! You'll have to cut and paste because I don't know how else to put in here, lol! http://cherrytap.com/viewimage.php?u=301551&albumid=312135&i=53152664 or just go to Randy the Vampire's page.

Got
351 more to go people before i can move up to the next level... to please help me out.. i will be postin more pics tommorrow.. so be lookin for them.. and again thanks for ur comments... and helpin me move up... love ya all for it

Jaded
This is me,stripped bare Jaded from the inside out an more This is me,but you don't fucking care There's my heart,broken on your floor There's my pride,walking out the door I'll never,I'll never,I'll never be the same I'll be bitter,bitchy,hateful every time I see you I'll make you hang your ugly head in shame Yeah this is me,after loving you And I've been taking for a ride or two I kissed alot of fucking frogs before I met you I thought that I saw the truth in your eyes Turns out you jus knew how to hide your lies I'll never,I'll never,I'll never be the same I'll be bitter,bitchy,hateful everytime I see you I'll make you hang your ugly head in shame Cause this is me,after loving you In loving spoonfuls,I swallowed what you put me though And yor weak lies,somehow kept me strong Now the end of us is over,moving on is hard to do, FOR YOU I'll be bitter,bichy,hateful,evrytime I see you I'll make you hang your ugly head in shame This is me,an I'm fucking ov

Breathe Of Fresh Air
For those of you, who like me are sick and tired of seeing and hearing about all the negative stories and death tolls about the wars in Iraq and Afganhistan....the link below is a very warm, touching and refreshing breath of fresh air. just cut and paste it in your browser window http://www.uselessjunk.com/article_full.php?id=21158 please watch and enjoy the beauty of it as I did and I hope you are as touched as I was. Christopher

Seniors Giving Birth
SENIORS GIVING BIRTH With all the new technology regarding fertility recently, a 70-year-old woman was able to give birth. When she was discharged from the hospital and went home, her relatives came to visit. "May we see the new baby?" one asked. "Not yet," said the mother. "I'll make coffee and we can visit for a while first." Thirty minutes had passed, and another relative asked, "May we see the new baby now?" "No, not yet," said the mother. After another few minutes had elapsed, they asked again, "May we see the baby now?" "No, not yet," replied the mother. Growing very impatient, they asked, "Well, when can we see the baby?" "WHEN HE CRIES!" she told them. "WHEN HE CRIES?" they demanded. "Why do we have to wait until he CRIES?" "BECAUSE I FORGOT WHERE I PUT HIM. O.K.?"

Dont Forget Ur Soap!!!!!!!!!! Lmfao
Two priests are off to the showers late one night. They undress and step into the showers before they realize there is no soap. Father John says he has soap in his room and goes to get it, not bothering to dress. He grabs two bars of soap, one in each hand, and heads back to the showers. He is halfway down the hall when he sees three nuns heading his way. Having no place to hide, he stands against the wall in the dim light and freezes like he's a statue. The nuns stop and comment on how life-like he looks. The first nun suddenly reaches out and pulls on his manhood. Startled, he drops a bar of soap "Oh look," says the first nun, "it's a soap dispenser". To test her theory the second nun also pulls on his manhood.... sure enough he drops the second bar of soap. Now the third nun decides to have a go. She pulls once, then twice and three times but nothing happens. So she gives several more tugs, then yells, "Holy Mary, Mother of God - Hand Lotion, too!"

Advice For The Submissive
Advice For The Submissive Author: TautLine © 2000 M/many involved in the BDSM lifestyle have been introduced to it through the Internet and online chat rooms. Online can be very intense and very special. It can also lead to great harm to many, just as realtime relationships can be quite intense and special and for others just as harmful. The possible harm in the online world is mainly emotional harm, though physical harm can happen when a submissive follows directions from one who claims to be a Dominant who is either uneducated or not a dominant at all, but a player. What I wish to speak of now is emotional harm. Where most physical harm will heal, emotional harm can last a lifetime. I have seen so very often where a submissive is harmed because he/she gives all their trust to one not worthy of it. Submissives have several desires…a desire to please…a desire to be owned…a desire to be loved…and a desire to be treasured. These desires can leave a submissive qu

*~my Heart~*
My heart is his my love is his my family is his my joy that he brings me all that he can give me then some....he keeps me strong he keep me here on this wonderfull place i call my cloud nine with ever motion that is called love with keeping me safe from the people that walk in our path and try to hurt us and all i do for him is the same...HIs heart is mine ...His love is all mine his life is with me.. we carrie each moment together and love every minute of it ...All thats well is a wonderful life i cant wait till things that get to a better place withy smiles hugs kisses and wonderfull nights side by side each other ~*Mandie*~

Inland Area Gas Price Nearly Unchanged
Inland area gasoline prices rose only marginally this week, indicating that a decrease in wholesale prices - prompted by greater refinery output - is trickling down to consumers, the Automobile Club of Southern California said today. The average price of a gallon of regular self-serve unleaded gasoline rose by three-tenths of a cent in Riverside and San Bernardino counties and now stands at $3.29, 22 cents more than last month and 37 cents more than a year ago, according to the Auto Clubâ€™s latest survey of the region's gas stations. "Wholesale gasoline prices in California started going down more than two weeks ago, and that decrease may have finally started trickling down to affect gas station prices," Auto Club spokeswoman Carol Thorp said. "Oil industry analysts say that's because more refineries in the state now are increasing their output." The Auto Club provided this breakdown of gasoline prices in selected portions of California and Nevada as of 12:01 a.m. today. -

In My Ass
It had been two weeks, so I was really excited to see him. I got in the car and just as I went to buckle my seat belt, I felt his hand resting on my thigh. With one hand on the wheel, his other hand fiddled with my skirt and slid over my soft, waxed cunt. For the rest of the ride back to his house he kept sliding his fingers back and forth along my pussy. We desperately needed to be alone, so after a few hellos we snuck downstairs. He kissed me sensually as he took off my skirt. His pants dropped to the floor as he pushed me forward, making me bend over the leather chair. He circled my nipples with his fingertips and then slowly pushed my legs apart. I felt his cock rubbing up against my ass. I looked over my shoulder and saw him stroking himself, inching towards me. I pushed away his hand when he started to press his finger in my ass hole. I didn't need any preparation. I wanted to feel his hard cock in me; I wanted him to use me. My hands and knees on t

Friday
Friday was a long day of sending dirty messages back and forth at work. Focusing became more and more difficult, as I kept getting wetter. I don't know how I managed to wait until we got back to my room… I unlocked the door and we stumbled inside, kissing. I took off my pants as he kicked off his shoes. Pushing me down on the on my bed, he settled between my legs. His tongue worked me slowly. The way he knows I like it. I love being in the angle where I can watch him lick my pussy, it's incredible. He tongued my clit, slowly, softly. The feeling was amazing. I started to lose control. My back arched and all I could do was moan. He pinched my nipples really hard as he ate my pussy and I squirmed and moaned louder. I could feel my juices covering his face when he sped up his pace. He licked faster, applying more pressure on my clit and I loved it. I grabbed his hair and lifted my hips, pushing his tongue into my cunt, grinding into his face and creaming all over him. I g

Dumb Ass Theif
Software ticks, store evacuated A Palm Springs Wal-Mart was evacuated about 7:30 p.m. Thursday after an employee found a heavy, ticking, taped-up cereal box in the parking lot, officials said. The employee at the store in the 5600 block of Ramon Road brought it into the building to show the manager, Palm Springs police Sgt. Mitch Spike said in a news release. The manager ordered everyone to evacuate the store and called police, Spike said in the release. The Riverside County Sheriff's Hazardous Device Team responded and used a robot to open the cereal box, revealing that someone had removed the cereal and replaced it with Microsoft computer software from the store, Spike said. The person then "self-checked" out of the store. Once the stolen software inside the cereal box left the store, its antitheft device activated and began making the ticking noise. It wasn't known why the software thief left the software and box in the parking lot, Spike said. -David Raclin

Shes Falling Apart...
They pull up their chairs to the table She stares at the food on her plate At the toast and the butter Her father, her mother, she pushes away And they rise in the morning And they sleep in the dark And even though nobody's looking She's falling apart She gets home from school too early And closes the door to her room There's nothing inside her She's weak and she's tired of feeling like this And they rise in the morning And they sleep in the dark And even though nobody's looking She's falling apart They call her for dinner, she makes up a reason She looks at her arms and she rolls down her sleeves And her mother is starting to see through her lies And last night her father had tears in his eyes And they rise in the morning And they sleep in the dark And even though nobody's looking She's falling apart And we rise in the morning And we sleep in the dark And even though nobody's looking She's falling apart

Creepy Crawlies
UGH! I went to check my mail just a few moments ago and came across the following hoardes of ants swarming the hallways. Decided to take a few pictures just in case we needed some proof. But right now my skin is crawling...blah! You can check out the pics in my grossness folder.

Name That Tune... ???
I hurt myself today To see if I still feel I focus on the pain The only thing that's real The needle tears a hole The old familiar sting Try to kill it all away But I remember everything What have I become? My sweetest friend Everyone I know Goes away in the end You could have it all My empire of dirt I will let you down I will make you hurt I wear this crown of shit Upon my liar's chair Full of broken thoughts I cannot repair Beneath the stains of time The feelings disappear You are someone else I am still right here What have I become? My sweetest friend Everyone I know Goes away in the end You could have it all My empire of dirt I will let you down I will make you hurt If I could start again A million miles away I would keep myself I would find a way

Sorry I Havent Been Here!!
So sorry to all my friends and fans that have been leaving me comments i thank you all very much . I have not beeen here because my daughter and i have both been and still are sick. My x hubby is being a total dick head hes showing his ass taring our nerves all to hell he has got my daughter so aggravated and scared to death he is going to take her from ,e i just dunno which way to turn but he is a convicted felon for using a firearm in town limits on a sunday with intent to main disfigure or kill so im sure he wont get custody of her. Please all my friends and fans please say a short prayer for us it would be deeply appreciated!!! Thank you for your time in reading this!!

The Hooker
The Hooker A guy is walking along the strip in Las Vegas and a knockout-looking Vegas hooker catches his eye. He strikes up a conversation and eventually asks the hooker, "How much do you charge?" Hooker replies, "It starts at $500 for a hand-job." Guy says, "$500 dollars! For a hand-job! Holy crap, no hand-job is worth that kind of money!" The hooker says, "Do you see that Denny's on the corner?" "Yes". "Do you see the Denny's about a block further down?" "Yes." "And beyond that, do you see that third Denny's?" "Yes." "Well," says the hooker, smiling invitingly, "I own those. And, own them because I give a hand-job that's worth $500." Guy says, "What the hell? You only live once. I'll give it a try." They retire to a nearby motel. A short time later, the guy is sitting on the bed realizing that he just experienced the hand-job of a lifetime, worth every bit of $500. He is so amazed, he says, "I suppose a blow-job is $1,000?" The hooker replies, "$1,50

The Photo
After a long night of making love, he notices a photo of another man on her nightstand by the bed. He begins to worry.. "Is this your husband?" he nervously asks. "No, silly," she replies, snuggling up to him. "Your boyfriend, then?" he continues. "No, not at all," she says, nibbling away at his ear. "Is it your dad or your brother?" he inquires, hoping to be reassured. "No, no, no! You are so hot when you're jealous!" she answers. "Well, who in the hell is he, then?" he demands. "That's me before the surgery."

And Then There Was You
And Then There Was You So cold and dark, so empty and alone, Never knowing what real love was. So fragile and closed, so hateful and cruel, never to open my heart to anyone, and then there was you. So scared, so new, not knowing what was to come, I gave you what little I had left. Hoping that you would want me the way that I am. Timid and frightend, wanting to love again, and then there was you. A little relief from the beating that my heart took, trying to remember what it was like. You showed me that it was real and true, you touch so gentle, you saw right through. All the pain and distrust disappeared that day, the love that consumed me felt so perfect and so right. Still hesitant to let anyone see who I really was, and then there was you. Believing in me, trusting me, loving me unconditionally, letting go of all the fear, anger, and regret. Knowing that it is ok just to be who I am. Crying, laughing, talking, sharing emotions that I tried to hide for so long, All

When Love Really Arrives
When Love really arrives When True Love stays aside of any human 's life... loneliness takes the place prolonging nights and days. When True Love is not near, what song you use to hear? what means time and space? which are the special days? When Love remains so far and you resemble tire, to whom you will require? where will be your desire? When True Love is abide with whom you can comply? Who will respond your call and hear you at all? When True Love stays inside the soul enjoys it's truthfulness you hear His voice reply; your heart remains rely. When True Love overflows something makes your face glows; Love enjoys your free soul looking at the Great Goal. When True Love states His kingdom you recover the reason; you retrieve your lost smile; yours becomes a new life. When True Love really arrives never you will be abide; you will live in Victory since you are seeing His Glory.

Things I Like
1 well i liked germany 2 i like im getting a new job 3 they take care of my famliy 4 the bound between soldiers is un real in ways you cant imagine 5 were else do u get payed for blown shit up and shoot stuff

Things I Hate
1 i hate mornings so getting up befor the sun comes out sucks 2 always moven it seems when you find some were you like to be they up and move you 3 spouses that think the know how the army works when realy there full of it 4 new soldiers that think the army owes them something when it realy they need to get some ime under there belts before they should want any thing 5 the pay under payed is what we are we make about 2.00 an hour is you figure it the army says your a soldier 24/7 so your on the clock 24/7

This Sucks!!!!!!!!
TOO ALL WHO TRIED TO HELP THANK YOU!! BUT SHE WAS DISQUALIFIED... After all my hard work. I've sent out 230 Private messages,Yes!! 11 pages in my sent folder,and put up 3 bulletins, I am very sorry that because of all the drama on here with the fake ppl and cheating and whatever else.. It has come to ruin my own reputation. What little of it there was to begin with. My sister was disqualified from "Heavnessence(NEEDING SUM LUV AND FANS)" contest. Due to.. well in her words: I REMOVED YOUR SISTER FROM THE CONTEST.. SHE HAS BEEN DISQUALIFIED.. I MADE IT VERY CLEAR THERE WAS TO BE NO DOWNRATING.. AND I WILL NOT TOLERATE CHEATING.. NUMEROUS FRIENDS OF HERS OR YOURS WERE CHEATING THE RATE BOX... NICE TRY.. AS IT SHOWS UP ON THE ALERT BOX.. I HAVE BEEN MONITORING THE CONTEST QUITE CLOSELY AND NUMEROUS VOTES TO UH OH WERE CHEATED RATES... AND I KNOW YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.. ENOUGH SAID HAVE A GOOD NITE.. HEAVNESSENCE I didn't down rate anyone! I don't even know what shes talking about

Chapter 12
Death haveing rested a bit, and played with his bony friends in the lake, shook out his cowl and decided it was time to return to Melissa. Never having had to worry about looks before, he thought last time about what Melissa said he should try , the red cowl, and liked it. So he willed it, so it was. Looking at himself in the lakes reflection, he thought he might look better, hard to tell with all that fog and mist. But he felt better for trying and winked out Melissa's hiome once again. this time it was dark and he saw no one in the fron room. He waw a dim light coming from another part of the apartment, so he guietly went toward it. the door it led to, was open jusat a scant bit, enought for Death to see Melissa on her knees in front of the bed. He thought "prayng, perhaps she is." Opening the door...... "Hi, Im back, and Im all clear to listen to...." Death backed quickly out of the room as things began to fly toward him. he could hear her as she was coming out" w

Hottest Girl On Ct With No Make-up.......
YET AGAIN I AM IN ANOTHER CONTEST AND YA KNOW SOMETHING I WOULD LIKE TO DO REALLY GOOD IN THIS ONE NOW I'VE HELPED OUT QUITE A FEW OF MY FRIENDS HERE ON CT WITH CONTESTS OF THEIR OWN CAN YOU GUYS COME AND PLEASE BOMB THE HELL OUT OF MY PIC PLEASE....SHOW ME THAT IM LOVED ON HERE...HEE HEE THANKS A CHERRYLICIOUS BUNCH, HEATHER WOOD

Three Blonde Detectives!
Three blonde detectives! A policeman was interrogating 3 blondes who were training to become detectives. To test their skills in recognizing a suspect, he shows the first blonde a picture for 5 second and then hides it. "This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?" The first blonde answers, "That's easy, we'll catch him fast because he only has one eye!" The policeman says, "Well... uh... that's because the picture shows his profile." Slightly flustered by this ridiculous response, he flashes the picture for 5 seconds at the second blonde and asks her, "This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?" The second blonde giggles, flips her hair and says, "Ha! He'd be too easy to catch because he only has one ear!" The policeman angrily responds, "What's the matter with you two? Of course only one eye and one ear are showing because it's a picture of his profile! Is that the best answer you can come up with?" Extremely frustrated at this point, he sh

Come To Me!
This is a short story based in BDSM if this offends you well grow the fuck up and stop reading my stuff. :) For the rest enjoy. Come To Me I know what you need. You need to leave yourself and come to me. Do you trust me? Come to me. Don't be afraid. I will take you on a voyage. I will take you to another place. I will make you forget yourself and teach you how to satisfy me. Come to me. Now. Let me hear you say yes. I will be dressed in clothes that you love, that make me look so soft and voluptuous you hunger to hold me in your arms. But I won't let you. You won't dare to touch me. You know that I will laugh at you and push you away. The fear of that humiliating rejection keeps you frozen in place; shy, unsure of yourself, humble before me. Without command, you are already serving my will. Even without bonds, I can immobilize your body. You inhale the warm aroma of my skin, lightly perfumed by Rapture. For a moment, the fragrance intoxicates you so that you think you have wa

Try And Try
I have always seen life for what it really is. Ever since I was a child growing up, hard times are all I know. I had to sit back and watch my mother work from sunset to sundown. I had to sit back and watch my mother work herself to her grave. Nothing ever came easy for her. She always had a heart and kept a smile on her face. Life is like a newborn baby struggling to come out of its mother's womb, life is a struggle true enough, but after all the struggling you have done, and after all the hell you have been through, there is success. Life is nothing but a big struggle, but just keep the faith and focus on your goals. Don't let life beat you or you will be walking around like zombies. Keep on pushing, keep on trying, life can be whatever you make it to be. But life can also be a bowl of cherries with whip cream and apple pie. I say this again; life is what you make of it. You can achieve or conquer anything it throws at you, you can't quit or g

R.i.p Happy Birthday!!!
Happy birthday to you Happy birthday to you It is the worst thing to do To have to deal with losing you. On that June day God suddenly took you away We never got to say good-bye all we can do now is cry Also sit and wonder why. This all hurts us so frekaing bad you never got to be a loving dad We love and miss you oh so much we deffinitely know you stay in touch. We feel you near us everyday. I'm writing this to you just to say.... Happy Birthday to you We know that you will happy a blast this time has been going so fast well I'm going to say this atlast Happy Birhday to you We love & miss you very much Please, Please keep in touch.... Happy birthday, Jordy Ryan :( Love you.... Charleen! My really good friend was murdered, stabbed 6 times in the juglar vein :( Wow im really sad i swear this song was made for him 4/14/1987 - 6/30/05 Who You'd Be Today VideoWho You'd Be Today lyrics - Kenny Chesney lyricsKenny Chesney Music VideosMusic Video Codes b

Chapter 11
Death winked back to the shore of the boggy lake he lived by and found an absolute throng of souls milling around, thousands upon thousands. As soon as he appeared, the souls convdrged on him,guestions,laments,shrieking, a veriatable cacaphony of noises. "Souls, please listen up. Hey, back away from the cowl, now, back away now. I cant help any of you until I understand how manya re here and see with my eyes whos sho.... i said BACK OFF from the cowl. yeah yeah I know its red, ok.... Now its black." Death finally got some room to think quickly about matters. "Now listen up, accidents will happen, so listen closely. Suicides to my rights, and that includes drugs, alcohol use or anything else that may have caused you to pass before your time. On my left, old age, still born, or just not your fault. In front of me I want simply accidental deaths. Has everyone got it now? Please be timely, Im on a schedule here, and you must get going. Begin now. As the souls started

Jokes!! Cuz Everyone Needs To Laugh!
Your are 100% Oklahoman IF.... >1. You can properly pronounce Eufaula, Gotebo, Okemah, Chickasha and >Tahlequah. > >2. You think that people who complain about the wind in their states are >sissies. > >3. A tornado warning siren is your signal to go out in the yard and look >for a funnel. > >4. Your idea of a traffic jam is ten cars waiting to pass a tractor on >the highway. > >5. You've ever had to switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day. > >6 You know that the true value of a parking space is not determined by >the distance to the door, but by the availability of shade. > >7. Stores don't have bags, they have sacks. > >8. You see people wear bib overalls at funerals. > >9. You think everyone from a bigger city has an accent. > >10. You measure distance in minutes. ("I'm about 5 minutes away.") > >11. You refer to the capital of Oklahoma as "The City." > >12. It doesn't bother you to use an airport named for a man who died in >an airplane cras

Life Lessons
Life Lessons Current mood: optimistic There was a man who had four sons. He wanted his sons to learn not to judge things too quickly. So he sent them each on a quest, in turn, to go and look at a pear tree that was a great distance away. The first son went in the winter, the second in the spring, the third in summer, and the youngest son in the fall. When they had all gone and come back, he called them together to describe what they had seen. The first son said that the tree was ugly, bent, and twisted. The second son said no it was covered with green buds and full of promise. The third son disagreed; he said it was laden with blossoms that smelled so sweet and looked so beautiful, it was the most graceful thing he had ever seen. The last son disagreed with all of them; he said it was ripe and drooping with fruit, full of life and fulfillment. The man then explained to his sons that they were all right, because they had each seen but only one

Why Our Country Might Be In Trouble
Why our country might be in trouble A Washington, DC, airport ticket agent offers some examples of why our country is in trouble! 1. I had a New Hampshire Congresswoman ask for an aisle seat so that her hair wouldn't get messed up by being near the window. (On an airplane!) 2. I got a call from a candidate's staffer, who wanted to go to Capetown. I started to Explain the length of the flight and the passport information, then she interrupted me with, "I'm not trying to make you look stupid, but Capetown is in Massachusetts " Without trying to make her look stupid, I calmly explained, "Cape Cod is in Massachusetts , Capetown is in Africa "Her response - click. 3. A senior Vermont Congressman called, furious about a Florida package we did. I asked what was wrong with the Vacation in Orlando . He said he was expecting an ocean-view room. I tried to explain that's not possible, since Orlando is in the middle of the state. He replied, "Don't lie to me, I loo

South Park Charachter Quiz
You scored as Stan Marsh. You're Stan Marsh! Probably the sanest of the group, you're the mastermind behind the good plans and can easily resolve problems. To you love is amazing, and you're probably already in it. You can be a smart ass and don't have a problem saying what's on your mind. And you're probably an activist. Dude, this is pretty fucked up right here.Stan Marsh83%Tweak75%Jimmy67%Butters67%Kenny McCormick67%Kyle Broflovski58%Eric Cartman58%Timmy50%Shelly33%What South Park Character Are You?created with QuizFarm.com

F.a.r. Members
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There Is Nothing Greater In Life...
I may have only lived 28 short years on this earth but I promiss you all I have lived a full life. I have what some say life experiance and others may say and old soul! I have loved, been hurt in every way shape and form (emotional, spirital, and physical) but God has allways led me through everything. The most importante times in my life God was there 4 me. But the one experiance that only a select strong few get to experiance is that of the comradship and trust u recieve in basic training and AIT! I had my crew, we were the 6-PAC and though we dont talk to much anymore not a day goes by that i dont pray 4 them, and think about them! The true love i feel for each and every one of them I can honestly say I would jump in front of a bullet for them, if it came down to it I know that with out a doubt I would give my life for theirs and not even think twice or bat and eyelash! Untill you have experianced that kind of love and after nothing ever can really measure up! Please pray for my tea

Came From A Friend Of Mine
My lady's presence makes the roses red, Because to see her lips they blush for shame. The lily's leaves, for envy, pale became, And her white hands in them this envy bred. The marigold the leaves abroad doth spread, Because the sun's and her power is the same. The violet of purple colour came. Dyed in the blood she made my heart to shed. In brief: all flowers from her their virtue take; From her sweet breath their sweet smells do proceed; The living heat which her eyebeams doth make Warmeth the ground and quickeneth the seed. The rain, wherewith she watereth the flowers, Falls from mine eyes, which she dissolves in showers.

Formal Or Slave Collar
The Formal Collar (frequently called the Slave Collar) is the representation of the final stage of commitment between the Dominant and submissive. This collar is offered after the Dominant and submissive have progressed through the 'Collar of Consideration' and the 'Training Collar'. To read more on these prior collars and stages please refer to the articles titled "Collar of Consideration" and "Training Collar'. All three of these collars are given in real life, between live persons actively interacting in or forming serious BDSM relationships. In recent years we have seen the creation of what I can only call the 'cyber collar'. This creation attempts to mimic the real life collar but tends to be exchanged between those who are primarily BDSM cyber fetishers. It is my personal opinion that cyber collars are made of pixel dust, fantasies and illusions. In addition, those using and exchanging these imaginary collars tend to appear and vanish like shadows in the mist, lacking the primary

Photo Ratings
OK, so I was sat here, rating a few pics, then I reached my limit, so I figured I would reply to all those who had rated my profile/pics etc, so I opened the alerts ALL thing in a new window, so I could get to everyone, then I come across someone rated one of my pics a 7 ... then I saw an 8, then a 9. So Im wondering WTF is going on, NO-ONE ever rates other than a 10, unless you did something to piss them off, and Im pretty sure I aint pissed anyone off here, nor have I ever rated other than a 10 even if I dont like the damn pic/profile or stash item!!! So Im presuming this person is either NEW, stupid or pissed with me for whatever reason. Whatever the reason is, I don't care, I will be deleting ALL my pics, so what if it means no ratings, I will simply stick to rating people's profiles and stashes, and hey, if I dont like, I might even start rating LOW! *end of pissed off rant*

Training Collar
The Training Collar represents the second collar exchanged between a Dominant and a submissive. For information regarding the first collar please refer to my article called the Collar of Consideration. The 'Training' collar is offered by the Dominant after they have engaged in a period of time where they have held extensive conversations with the submissive and explored characteristics, traits, interests, desires and lifestyles to see if they consider themselves to be a good match in enough areas to move into a relationship of deeper commitment. They will generally have engaged in many of the vanilla aspects of the relationship as well as commenced with some light sceneing to explore the beginning limits that the submissive may possess. The traditional Training collar is often made of leather. It is generally very plain and may be either red or black. Many Dominants alternatively offer a training collar in chain. This is based on personal preference, requirements dictated by issue's

Collar Of Consideration.....
COLLAR OF CONSIDERATION/Master Scott & Collard Stormy Collaring is the term commonly used by those in the D/s community to describe the commencement of a relationship between a Dominant and a submissive. It carries the same type of weight that a marriage ring does in it's final stage and denotes the same depth of commitment. In recent times (since the advent of the Internet) we have seen a bastardizing of this ritual into something casual and transient. This attack on long standing traditions should be actively fought by educating those entering the lifestyle. First I want to state clearly that in my opinion collaring is done only in real life, between live people, ceremonially, joyously and celebrated. One does not get married online or on the phone and one does not collar online or on the phone. The first collar offered is called the 'Collar of Consideration'. This identification comes from the Old Guard Leather community, the same source of the Safe, Sane and Consensual cod

No
no nHolding on to a love that has diedn nSo many nights that she has criedn nHe took with him her heart and souln nNow she sits alone and coldn nWhy couldn't she do the things she knew she shouldn nWhy wouldn't she say the things she knew she couldn nSo many words that were left unsaidn nNow she hears them spoken constantly in her headn nOnly they are not told to the one they needed to ben nThey are only made known to no one but shen nSo many times she picked up the phonen nWanting to call knowing he wasn't homen nHow could she let the love of her life gon nWhy didn't she stop him and let him known nThat he is all she has ever wanted or neededn nThe words from her heart were not heededn nHer mind made the choice to watch him leaven nNow she sees that decision was wrong indeedn nBroken and shamed she waits for deathn nKnowing his memory is all she has leftn (This is for everyone who has regrets for things left unsaid to

After Your Laugh Go To Site Link And Sign Petition
http://www.petitiononline.com/ocnsdxm5/petition.html To: U.S. Congress We the undersigned, contending that no sane man would knowingly and willfully cause the deaths of more than 200,000 Iraqis with an absolutely unjustified war, find that George W Bush did exactly that. We also contend that George W Bush is directly responsible for the deaths of between 1,300 and 1,400 U.S. soldiers since March of 2003. We the undersigned, petition the Congress of the United States to demand that George W Bush submit to a psychiatric examination. If it is then determined he is any variation of nuts, runamuck, balmy, batty, berserk, bonkers, certifiable, crackers, crazy, daft, demented, demoniacal, deranged, harebrained, haywire, idiotic, loco, loony, loopy, maniacal, non compos mentis, possessed, psychopathological, psychotic, stark @#$%ing raving mad, of unsound mind and/or just plain mentally ill, as the 25th Amendment to the Constitution of the United States provides, he shall be:

Love And What I Learned
like always... there are few things i learned with the years: 1) the one that really loves you wont make you cry, only for happiness (add a ring here) 2) a man that is proud of his lady will take your hand wherever you are and will show you to the world, no matter who else is there or what friends can say 3) it really offends me when the person i am with tells me i need to lose weight: bodies are just a jar that contains a soul... with the years it will be old and even more ugly, so then what will you do with someone that was only a sexy or beautiful body? 4) love is blind: yeah, i dated guys that you can considere very ugly and they were the most interesant men i talked to... (i dated the ones you can think are Gods but really they were just a body and absolutelly nothing else behind, no brain) 5) love is so powerfull that if you live in the other side of the planet, that will make you do everything to stay with the one you love, and i have many proofs hehehe (friends, family,

Perfect Revenge
You got to love this guy. This is a true story about a recent wedding that took place at Clemson University. It made the local newspaper; even Jay Leno mentioned it. It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests. After the wedding, at the reception, the groom got up on stage with a microphone to talk to the crowd. He said he wanted to thank everyone for coming, many from long distances, to support them at their wedding. He especially wanted to thank the bride's family & to especially thank his new father-in-law for providing such a lavish reception. As a token of his deep appreciation he said he wanted to give everyone a special gift just from him. So taped to the bottom of everyone's chair, including the wedding party, were an envelope. He stressed that this was his gift to everyone, & asked them to open their envelope. Inside each manila envelope was an 8 x 10 glossy of his bride having sex with his

Ear Infections
My son is going to have to have surgery and get tubes put into his ears. He has had like 15 ear infections in the past year. His pediatric dont want to refer me to the Childrens hospital so I went over his head and got a doctor at the clinic to give me the damned referal cause my lil man has an ear infection like every month. So we will hear something in the next few weeks of what the doctors at the Childrens Hospital are going to do. I'm worried about him but I know that in God's hands he will be okay. It's not so much the surgery that I fear but the antistetics because I have heard a few stories of kids dying because of it. I have two daughters that were fine during their surgerys but it still scares me that something could go wrong and after losing one child it makes you weary of the others. So please pray for us

-------------wish Me There------------
THERE'S A PATHWAY THROUGH THE DEN AND ON UP THROUGH THE HAZE LEADS TO PLACES THAT I'VE BEEN AND TAKES ME BACK AWAYS HOW MY LIFE WOULD SPLENDOR HAD I TRAVELED HERE TO FAR COULD I USE THIS TIME TO RENDER BURIED TRUTHS, FORGOTTEN LOVE COULD I HAVE STUDIED HARDER JUST TO KNOW WHAT I KNOW NOW WOULD I HAVE CHEATED JUST A BIT TO KEEP MY FRIENDS ABOUT, SOMEHOW THE ONES THAT FELL BEFORE THEY KNEW HOW SPECIAL THEY WOULD BE THE ONES WHO LEFT, THE PRECIOUS FEW WHO MEANT SO MUCH TO ME AND THOUGH IT SEEMS I'VE MISSED MY GATE TO TRAVEL WITH THE PACK I'LL WRITE MY BOOK AND WATCH AND WAIT AND GLEAN THE DAYS TIL THEY GET BACK

Just Thinking
I am thinking about how much of a fuck up I am. Not sounding all whinny or pathetic, but I seriously just love to fuck shit up. No matter how hard I try I let something little and stupid come in the way of true happiness. It amazes me how easily it happens, or the bad luck I must have. Do I try to hard? Maybe I am just not meant to be happy. I will never give up, but it is not that easy when I screw stuff up so easily. I promise to keep my head up and fight to make my dreams come true the best I can. No matter how much everything will try and bring me down. Wish me luck people! Massacre

Serial Killer Quiz
You scored as Jigsaw. You are Jigsaw. You dont enjoy killing people at all. You instead love to see how far people will go to live. However if it ends in a bloody death, you still sleep with a smile on your face. You are intelligent, and know how to outwit just about anyone. And that spells bad news for anyone who falls into your games of death and torture.Jigsaw80%Leatherface65%Captain Spaulding60%Jason Voorhees55%Pinhead45%Candyman45%Freddy Krueger40%Hannibal Lecter25%Michael Myers20%Buffalo Bill20%Whic

New
Hay everyone, I am new at this so I made need some help.Any music or author fans. My first autobiography got published this Jan 2007. I am very excited. I write country and light rock. Some of my demo's have been played on 98.9. I will be submitting another one next week on the buy it or burn it program. I will let everyone know.

Funny Joke
A guy goes into a whorehouse and asked the Madem he wants the best piece of ass he can get!! The Madem says to the guy, "it will cost you $100." So the guy lays down the cash and the Madem directs the guy down a long hall and approaches the last door on the left. The Madem says "go in, take off clothes it all will be fine. You will like!!" The guy runs into the dark room and strips down and all that was in the room was a chicken. the guy thought, "what is this bullshit!" After a few minutes the chicken just sat there, then the guy thought what the hell. He started fucking the shit out of that chicken, feathers flying, checken squaking, and the guy just fucking like a champ. the guys finished, got dressed, and was off. Just as happy as hell!! the next day the guy come back to the whorehouse and approaches the Madem and requests for the chicken, the madem says, "chicken busy , I have someting better!" the guy states, "no way that was the best ass I have ever gotten, nothing c

Georges Newest Spin- Yet Hes The One Controlling All The Nukes!
News From Marrs George W. Bush is a Victim of Mind Control. Hermes - 2005-07-19 The article below is simply input, food for thought. It was sent to me by a visitor to the website. The author has used a psuedonym to avoid problems with the government. His real name is known to me and I have every reason to believe he knows what he is talking about. Jim George W. Bush is a Victim of Mind Control. by Hermes Having at one point had the unique opportunity of living with and deprogramming a victim of US government mind control and Satanic Ritual Abuse (SRA), I can only come to one conclusion regarding our current President. George W. Bush is "suffering" from what is called "Structured Dissociative Identity Disorder (SDID)", or mind control. This is not to be confused with regular Dissociative Identity Disorder (DID), formerly known as Multiple Personality Disorder which is the minds natural reaction to severe childhood trauma. Among other things, this would explain why

I'm Gonna Have A Nephew
My adopted sister called today she is having a baby boy. His name is going to be Lawrence Eugene (dont ask she is a freak that poor child) but what ever I'm gonna have a nephew that lives some what close to me. My sister is also my best friend this is almost as exciting the firts time I had my child and she was so happy when I got pregnant now I get to be in the room with her while she has the baby I'm so excited. She is due to have my nephew on August 20 but I'm gonna push for the 21st so we can celebrate our kids bdays on the same day cause my first born was on the 21st of August. I'm so excited I cant wait for the lil bugger to come out so I can spoil him like she has done with all my kids

I Survived Another Week!
Yay Go me! I survived another week of 14 hrs a day of hectic paperwork and Bitchy customers! These Blogs are kind of cool. A place where you can Bitch, complain, Vent, Scream, Laugh, and all that good, bad stuff. Kind of like a personal diary besides everyone can read it. Hmmm. Better watch my I's and Q's here. :D Also I want to Thank all my friends for continually sending me comments. Makes my days go much easier and faster. :) You're all great and I'm so glad to have you all as my friends. Thanks also for the Patience you show while I try to catch up to each and everyone of you who smother my page with love. Big HUGS to you! SDChick

The Shoutbox Thing
i should say for those who try to message me via that shoutbox, it won't work. i disabled it because it just went crazy and i don't want it completely going off a lot, so i turned it off. i'd rather you comment or message me via the private emails anyway. also, if i sound a little naive or crazy in comments, it's because i'm shy, i don't know what to say and i have to say thanks.

Mythical Creature Quiz
You scored as Angel. Angel: Angels are the guardians of all things, from the smallest ant to the tallest tree. They give inspiration, love, hope, and positive emotion. They live among humans without being seen. They are the good in all things, and if you feel alone, don't fear. They are always watching. Often times they merely stand by, whispering into the ears of those who feel lost. They would love nothing more then to reveal themselves, but in today's society, this would bring havoc and many unneeded questions. Give thanks to all things beautiful, for you are an Angel.Angel83%Demon67%WereWolf50%Faerie50%Dragon34%Mermaid33%What Mythological Creature are you? (Cool Pics!)created with QuizFarm.com

Booked On 'medium'
Just got a call from my agent, on Monday I will be on the TV show 'Medium' starring Patricia Arquette and Jake Weber. It is an honor to be able to work with Jake, he has been in so much stuff. I am playing a Mexican restaraunt patron. I am so happy because it's a Paranormal show and I have ALWAYS wanted to do stuff like this, you guys know me, ghost and haunted house and horror movie freak! I will post a blog after I get home from set Monday night or Tuesday.

'without A Trace' Set Experience
Hey all! I'd have to say 'Without a Trace' is one of the best sets I have been on. All of the PA's [Production Assistants] were very nice, the food was great, and I met a lot of cool people. Among the cast that I met was : Anthony LaPaglia. He is such a jokester, he would throw a little ball at the extras and we throw it back. In the scene I am in, it is in a train station, in downtown L.A. You will see me in a plaid color blouse and black pants with a pink backpack and I am carrying my red purse. The crew was so nice and so was the cast. I also met some really nice friends there. It was rather long though. I also had my car used in a shot, blue 2001 Chevy Cavalier coupe. Thought that was pretty cool too! Anyways, look for me on 'Without a Trace' in about 3 weeks or so on CBS!

Outsmarted Again....
I love my son. He's got his issues (who doesn't) but he's got this amazing sense of humor, he's smart and he's like a miniature version of me. The only problem is that he's far smarter than I am. Not to sound like the arrogant ass I am but I'm no slouch in the brains department...I've got a good IQ, I'm literate, well-read, and I have more education than a lot of people. But Kyle, well, he sort of has this gift for outsmarting me.... Here's an example: Back during Thanksgiving when we were traveling through Arizona, he spotted this Thomas the Tank Engine pillow. The thing is shaped and colored just like Thomas (i.e. it's not just a pillow-case). Being the train and, more specifically, Thomas fan that he is, and because he was exceptionally well-behaved on the car trip, I bought it for him. Well, Thomas has become like a family friend. To the point that if I refer to Thomas as a "pillow," I get yelled at. Sooooo, last night, as is our nightly routine, I waited for h

Death Of Common Sense
Obituary of the late Mr. Common Sense Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape. He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; Why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault. Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned, but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6-year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition. Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked tea

Rubias Bbw Contest( Plz Repost)some Of The Sexxii Ladys
Rubias Sexii BBW Contest RUBIAS ROCKIN NYC/ '' K..O..T@ CherryTAP Callin all Sexii BBW's Rules Sexiest SFW photo To vote you must be level 4 or higher No down rating Current Contetants

Photos Iii
If paedophilia is so bad (and we all know it is) why do ppl put pictures of their underage kids on and expect us to "rate them" sounds like enforced paedophilia to me... RATE MY 6 YEAR OLD.... ehhh "__No!!!__!"

This Is Too Sweet For Words!!!
THIS IS TOO SWEET FOR WORDS!!! A six-year-old boy told his father he wanted to marry the little girl across the street. The father, being modern and well-schooled in handling children, hid his smile behind his hand. "That's a serious step," he said. "Have you thought it out completely?" "Yes," his young son answered. "We can spend one week in my room and the next in hers. It's right across the street, so I can run home if I get scared of the dark." "How about transportation?" the father asked. "I have my wagon, and we both have our tricycles," the little boy answered. The boy had an answer to every question the father raised. Finally, in exasperation, his dad asked, "What about babies? When you're married, you're liable to have babies, you know." "We've thought about that, too," the little boy replied. "We're not going to have babies. Every time she lays an egg, I'm going to step on it!"

'semi Pro' Experience. April 9th And 10th.
Well, well, what an interesting two days I had on Monday and Tuesday. Monday: Arrived at my appropriate call time which was 9:30 A.M. at the Anaheim Convention Center. I got lost on my way, ended up in "mini New York" with all the Japs and a shitload of people. No clue where the fuck I was, scared to death. So I almost did not make it to the set. Finally, got to the set, it was a huge call, about 800 + people. I HATE big calls by the way, but met some really cool people as usual. When we got there, NO breakfast, it was already eaten by the people who had gotten there before. Didn't go inside the stadium until about 2 or 3 hours AFTER my call time - normal. We got in, sat in the same seat all day, literally, so my ass was hurting. Will Ferrell or Andre '3000' wasn't there, only Woody Harrelson, didn't mind. This time the filming scene I was in is when a drunk spectator yells at Woody's character 'Monix' and he fights with her. Did about 30 takes of that ONE scene, took forever. Fun th

Making It Easy
Here is one of my new "work on the Internet" programs! This one is realy taking off though! I can't believe it! If you are a marketer, you want to have your site on top of the search engines. Site Wizard SEO will do just that! For as many sites as you want! Completely web based software and training to put you on top in the search engines! " Site Wizard SEO finds the niches within the keywords we provide you and sets up your menu structure within the system for you. Its the deal of the century for such a low cost. We then help train you to add content. Its that easy. To get on the search engine any other way with this much would run you into the 1000`s of dollars." "You Can make from $20.00 dollars a day, to earning $100`s PER DAY by Marketing Your Search Engine Pages Thru Site Wizard SEO Advanced Tools and Get Ranked Quickly. Our Advanced Payplan has Infinite Payout Opportunity That Pays Very High Commissions and Bonuses. Its In everyones Interest To Help To Make Sure E

True Commitment
What is the difination of Commitment? devotion or dedication, to a cause, person or relationship. What has happened 2 2days relationships? When I was coming up watching my mother & father, they were there 4 each other thru thick & thin. They had their ups & downs but stood by each other & suported each other no matter what. My dad told me that when he met my mother that it was true love at first sight but she was dating a friend of his but he got 2 know her & waited 4 his chance 2 come around, the relationship with her & his friend ended, then it was his chance. It would take a special man 2 have a relationship with my mother because she had polio but was very independent woman. He said that what ever it took he would make that "commitment" 2 stay with my mother & untill the day she died he was beside her side till death did them apart. He said that he had several friends ask him why? he wanted or stayed with a crippled woman when he had other weman that wanted 2 date him. He

First Blog On Cherry
Well hello all. Thank to all those lovely peopla that helped me get started here. Well it been nice so far dont have a pain in the butt people every where u turn to make trouble. I was hoping this Server would help me a little also. yes im a looking for that special lady that can put and keep a smile on my face. Well that need to go both ways. I share. Stop in say hello. If u got a hint or something to in prove here tell me. let make this friend ship last for a life time and more. well first blogs arnt tha good ones but i will let it out all the felling that i hide form others on the other pages. Well talk to you all later kool bye

Just Talkin
well so far i like this site it takes some getting used to the one thing im wondering about on this site is how come most people wont talk to u in the lounges unless ur a dj that some how doesnt seem right maybe im just in the wrong rooms im always up for meeting new people from everywhere round the world i have in all my years on this earth ive been to alot of distant shores and i loved it all and one thing that bugs me i am greatfull for all of your support for what i am and what i do but it bugs me when people only want to talk to u cause of the uniform i wear or what i do for a living just once i would really like to meet somone who want to really get to know me for me ahh well i digress well thats all for my ranting take care

Jokes Little Kids Tell
So my little cousin tell me a joke. this man is sitting on the porch, see a snail, picks it up and throws it over the house into the back yard. Two years later the man see the snail, picks it up and the snail ask the man: What the hell did you do that for? Now I had to laugh because my cousin was only 3 years old. I thought I will share this with all my friends. Have a blessed day dee

Being Alone
A SINGLE MOTHERS PRAYER GOD PLEASE HELP ME, MAKE MY CHILDREN UNDERSTAND WHY I CAN'T GIVE THEM EVERYTHING THEY WANT, IT'S NOT BECAUSE I DON'T LOVE THEM OR CARE, IT'S JUST BECAUSE I'M A SINGLE MOTHER TRYING HARD ON MY OWN TO PROVIDE A HOME FOR THEM TO ALWAYS COME HOME TOO. WHILE I SIT HERE AND WRITE THIS PRAYER I CRY TEARS OF STRESS, DISAPPOINTMENT, DEPRESSION AND FEAR THAT I TRY TO HIDE FROM MY DAUGHTERS EYES TO SHOW THEM THAT I AM STRONG AND CAN PROVIDE FOR THEM ON MY OWN BUT INSIDE I'M FALLING TO PIECES KNOWING THAT I CAN'T KEEP DOING IT OWN MY OWN. I'M TRYING TO TEACH THEM TO STAND ON THEIR OWN 2 FEET FOR WHAT THEY WANT IN LIFE AND NOT TO DEPENDED ON OTHERS. PLEASE GOD TELL ME WHY I CAN'T FIND A LOVING MAN THAT WANTS TO LOVE ME 4 WHO I AM & HELP ME, I'M NOT ASKING TO BE HANDED EVERYTHING ON A PLATTER, I BELIEVE IN MY FARE SHARE BUT TOGETHER WE COULD ACCOMPLISH AND GET SO MUCH MORE OUT OF LIFE, IT TAKES 2 TO MAKE IT IN THIS WORLD TODAY, MENTALLY & FINANCIALLY. SO WHY? PLEASE TELL

Ct Ur It!
CT UR IT! THIS IS A SEXYY TRAIN IF U RECIEVE THIS BY MEANS OF READING, IT MEANS UR FREAKIN SEXY....SEND IT TO ALL CT FRIENDS, IF U GET THIS BACK UR EVEN SEXIER...SEND? THIS TO 10 PEOPLE FOR STARTER, Including the person who send it to u...IF U BREAK THIS CHAIN U WILL HAVE BAD SEX FOR THE NEXT 30 YEARS.....GOODLUCK

Bleeding Hearts
bleeding hearts, smiling faces, but no one knows the pain they face. A twitch of the nose, a flick of the ear, Whatever may come, Rest right here. Freeze to death, a way to die, depression hurts all the time. Antidepressants only surpress, what really happens in that big empty head. love is cruel, and so is hate, but hell no one can replace, the time that was spent, and the time that was saved, the time we shared every day.

Have I Told You That I'm A Certifiable Jenius?
I'm a freakin jenius!!! You got that right...:) So - tell me...what else would you call someone who gets a free trip to Canada (Toronto), does the customs thing, the waiting in line thing, only to find out when he's at the rental car agency that his F*CKING DRIVER'S LICENSE EXPIRED ON HIS BIRTHDAY??? Oh yeah...JENIUS!!!! So...I'm in Canada...and a 45$ CDN taxi ride to my hotel, complete rearrangement of all amenities for the next two days...and I'm in my hotel room. I have to say, NutBoy is laughing his nutz off...I can feel it when he looks at me... So, I go online, and renew my DL (just now)...let's see if Hertz will allow it for a rental (it's supposed to be a legal form of DL when presented with my actual DL). We'll see in the morning...

Him....
your hopless your helpless you use and abuse i think you care but i know better you think you can fool me but you know better help me i want to live if only someone else would do it for me its hard and you make it harder you try to end it all but just destroy it you make it harder harder to love harder to feel harder to care is this a game quit throwing the ball at me keep the ball play the game i want to go home

Eyes Open.....
Eyes open..... Look in the mirror and see who looks back, can you see them can you love them do you know them i have seen you before and with all my heart i willed for you to see for you to feel it seems a life time ago i saw you i loved you i handed you a mirror and asked you to look you never saw a thing not even me with tears in my eyes i hold that mirror one more time not asking you to look in it but to take, keep and hold take a look in that mirror and just see what i saw in you, heaven will be yours

Chapter 2
Chapter 2 It was around one am when Chris and Kim entered the park entrance. They walked a ways in before anything was said. The lights were dim and the moon was full and bright as if the sky was waking upon a new day, but yet it was still night and magic was about life. How she loved the night, it was simply and unrushed. “Ah, such beauty” “Huh?” Kim said turning around to look at him. He was looking her over with sharp piercing eyes. “You’re so beautiful” He said hissing slightly. It’s funny how she had only just now noticed that. She looked at him and just barely caught a glimpse of his fangs. She stepped back as he stepped forward. She could yell, scream and run, but it would do her no good for he was a vampire. He’d catch her in seconds, plus there was no one else close enough to help her. They were alone within the park. “Is some thing wrong?” He asked as steps toward her. “Oh no, I just don’t like begin so close to people.” She answered as she stepped back again.

Chapter 1
Chapter 1 “Kim, you look so beautiful in that shirt I bought you!” Jamie said as she snapped a picture of her standing up against the bar. Jamie had given Kim a red and black off the shoulders shirt for her birthday, which happened to go great with Kim’s favorite pair of dark jeans. The shirt made her eyes glow like firelight upon the darkest night of life. Her breast were just showing enough to make men do a double take to see her well form body and cute shape butt that was something to just lean up on and ride up close too in a slow, but very erotic dance of forbidden pleasure. “Thanks Jamie, but do you have to take so many pictures?” Kim asked as she looked around the bar. Kim was looking for something, but not sure what she was looking for or hoping to find to make her birthday a little more exciting than just hanging with her friends. She loved with all her and soul, but she was tired of the same old thing with same old friends, she wanted passion and mystery within her l

Intro
The Nights Wonders: The story of the Underworlds Night Walkers Intro Kimberly was sitting upon one of those wooden old bar stools that turn around and around like a spinning top at the bar with some of her friend on a Saturday night in early December. This was the night her life would turn upside down. Kimberly was a German/ Japanese mix; she was 5’9, and about 124lbs. She has beautiful long auburn hair when the firelight or candlelight hits it spark like a blood ruby upon a magically night, and rare emerald eyes that makes hearts flutter and seem like the last drop of your blood has flowed away to belong to her hidden thirst, even thought she was not into drinking blood. Her friends; Jamie, Travis, and Misato, she had come out upon the town with were all celebrating Kim’s 21st birthday. It was around eleven thirty pm on December 9th. The bar they were in was the “Midnights Cry”, it was a small bar, only had two floors. The first floor was the general public bar, and the up

Mondays Ache...
another chapter in health!! pull ups! 3 sets of 12. ride bike 15 miles *thats about how far the beach is* swim ( i dont know how far or whatever but it is for a long time) ride bike 15 miles. push ups! 2 sets of 30 diamonds, 2 sets 25 wide angled, 1 set max out. and i still have time to rot my brain in front of this idiot box.

Phil's Poetry
love is patient love is kind it never boasts brags argues or enys it brings u up when your feeling down and it makes the world go round the meenig of love is like the summer breeze which whistles through the trees and bring u to your knees it is truthful and sincere it is not only meant to be said once a year it effects people in many different ways some people use the word in many different ways but all and love is love the true meaning means a lot either people in this world no the true meaning or not well this is my true part that is y i wrote this directly from the heart ty for listening it is only a start more true feelings soon and meaningful sayings as well by for now big hugs to all phil

Indian Guy Being Racist
i was meaning 2 post a blog yesterday but i got tired, so dis blog is about wat happend yesterday. ok i was chattin wid some guy on yahoo messenger, da begining of da chat is goin ok n then later, he says white guys only want sex and that i shouldnt date white guys n they dnt care about u blah blah blah, i was so bothered about wat he sed, i sed i dnt think u shouldnt b sayin dat cuz not all white guys arnt like dat. i think all races sum guys jes wnt sex snd arnt nice but da things dat got me mad was he sed all of u guys r like dat, n he shouldnt b judgin like dat. i hate people who r like dat, i think maybe dat guy sed dat so i cud talk 2 him but watever, i think hes jes races n jes dsnt like white guys.

Excuse Me Miss
Excuse me miss, but if your not too busy I don't want to take up your time I just gotta be honest, your looking very pretty And I would like to get to know you over some wine.... I'm twenty seven, single and no kids Down to earth, funny and caring I'm into poetry and music, with a little showbiz And can be a little wild and daring... So if you ever got any free time I wonder Maybe you and I can go out Just give me a call, here is my number And we'll have a great time, no doubt... -Nemesis the Nazerene-

Don't Worry 'bout Me
Don't Worry 'Bout Me She knew he had something to tell her As he gazed into her big brown eyes When he spoke the words its over She begged him to tell her why He told her he was no longer happy And his love had slowly grown cold He had decided to leave in the morning As he couldnt keep playing this role His nights had been filled with troubled sleep As he dreamed of their loving past he searched for reasons why he felt this way To explain why his love didn't last She could feel that his love was now over As they sat talking throughout the night She desired to kiss him just one more time And to hold his body tight She could not help but vow her love And promised for him it would live Trying desperately in her heart to understand Why no explanation her husband could give For one last time he drew her in his arms As tears rolled freely down her cheeks With a trembling voice she made a last request Please darling, don't pity me Come daylight i

Stupid Fucking People
HEY ALL I JUST WANNA COMMENT ON THE FACT THAT PEOPLE R FUCKING, I REPEAT FUCKING, STUPID. RECENTLY.....PEOPLE HAVE BEEN GIVING OUT "INFO" ABOUT A PEDOPHILE WEBSITE....A SUPPOSED HAVEN OF SORTS FOR THOSE INTO CRADDLE-ROBBING. YERS TRULY DID NOT GO TO SAID SITE, AND I AM PERSONALLY HOPING ITS A JOKE.....BUT WAT UPSETS ME THE MOST IS THAT THESE STUPID PEOPLE PUT A LINK, CLEAR AS DAY, IN THE FIRST SENTENCE OF THE BULLETIN, "WARNING" YE TO NOT GO THERE.....AND IF YE HAVE COMMON SENSE...WHICH IF YER READIN THIS THEN THAT MEANS YER MY FRIEND AND MOST OF MY FRIENDS HAVE COMMON SENSE.....YE FIRST OF ALL ONLY WOULDA GIVEN INFO ABOUT Y ITS SO BAD BUT MOST OF YE WOULDNT HAVE PUT A DIRECT LINK TO IT....AGAIN DRIVING HOME MY POINT THAT THERE IS A LOT OF STUPID FUCKING PEOPLE IN THIS SITE NOW IN CASE THIS IS SOME BIG JOKE I ONLY HAVE THE FOLLOWING TO SAY..... YALL SOME SICK FUCKS

Kids Hats
Finally, after months of being on cherrytap and talking about hats I make for kids. Now, I have pictures of a few of them in my album. As soon as I level up I will add more pictures on there for you to see. I'm making them for kids who has cancer. But in order to have money to ship them to the kids I also need to sale a few. So, go to my album they have their own little album so you dont have to look threw all kinds of stuff to get to them. The price is really cheap some say to cheap :) so go look and i hope you enjoy them.

Are You Realistic Or Romantic?
You Are A Realistic Romantic It's easy for you to get swept away by romance... But you've done a pretty good job keeping perspective. You're still taken in by love poems and sunsets You just don't fall for every dreamy pick up line! Are You Romantic or Realistic?

.laughing.
so im goin straight to hell. and i like it. the people that annoyed me earlier? not nice things happened to them. best part? i didnt do it. well cept for the ppl callin for mike...but they stopped...so i win. little miss grocery store bitch got in trouble with the manager. little miss ima tell you how you need to be cuz ima better person than you are and you shouldnt do this that or the other cuz it makes people not want to talk you fell up the curb n split her lip. no. i didnt laugh too hard. just...a uhm...ok fine i laughed sue me. it was funny dammit. and she's a bitch. i hate my neighbors. i love my friends. i want my friends to be my neighbors. that would solve everything. *laughs* so anyway. i hafta go...uhm...well eat. nobody hit me for mentioning food. kthnxbi :D

Give Them A Chance Before You Judge Them
Something i notice ever heard of give somebody a chance to know them before you judge them.i seen alot of people judging people before they know them,i know we are not all gq lookin ,everyone is different,some of have long hair,short hair,blad,thin,fat,muscle,just becuase we have long hair dont we are all druggies or satanists all they nice stuff lol,anyway take a cahcne and get to know them before you judge them,and if you really feel sorry for them if they cant get a date,dont give them a pity date,i seen that done around alot,just my 2 cents worth

Hott Test
THIS IS THE HOTT TEST....HOW HOTT R U? GET A PIECE OF PAPER AND NUMBER IT 1-11 (NO CHEATING) SEE YOUR RESULTS AT THE END OF THE TEST. WHEN YOU SEND IT ON PUT YOUR SCORE IN THE SUBJECT BAR. 1. WHAT SHADE OF HAIR DO YOU HAVE? a) Dark b) Light 2. OUT ON A DATE WOULD YOU WANT TO: a) Go to a party b) Go out to eat 3. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE COLOR OUT OF: a) Baby-Pink b) Yellow c) Baby-Blue d) Turquoise 4. PICK YOUR FAVOURITE HOBBY OUT OF: a) Talking b) Dancing c) Taking Long Walks 5. IF YOU COULD PICK A STORE OUT OF THE FOLLOWING, WHICH WOULD IT BE? a) Louie Vuitton b) coach c) Hollister 6. WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE PLACE OUT OF THE FOLLOWING? a) hawaii b) London c) florida 7. IN THE SUMMER WOULD YOU RATHER GO TO: a) The Beach b) Somewhere Cooler 8. WHAT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY MONTH? a) January b) Februa ry c) March d) April e) May f) June g) July h) August i) September j) October k) November l) December 9. WOULD YOU RATHER: a) Chi

Adult Pics
Okay, maybe I'm smoking too much crack but I used to have an Adult albuma and it's GONE. Are they deleting adult ablums even if you mark them as NSFW? (I feel I'm so tame compared to what's out there. Someone slap me back to reality and tell me I'm TOO MUCH for the public.) XOXO, Tina

New Changes To The Private Message System
hey folks, in the very near future we'll be replacing the old private message system with our cherry email stuff. you won't have to do anything to cut over, but i wanted to give everyone a heads up because really old private messages will be gone when we move to the cherry mail system. if you have anything older than a couple days in your current private message inbox that you really want to keep, i suggest you save it (cut & paste or screen shot) to your computer.. when we cut over to cherry mail for private messages, it will include all your PM's over the last few day, but nothing older. also, the weird behavior of the yellow 'unread messages' alert in your alert box is a side effect of us migrating to the new cherry mail system. once we cut over, that weird behavior should go away (and be replaced with all new weird behavior, yay!). ps: i'm still working on the shoutbox... /sigh. pps: we have some sweet new home pages which are almost completed, everyone will have the

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Acid Rain
Acid Rain Effervescent clouds Raining in the desolate corners Of my dementia Sparkling under the crescent moon Dancing in the twinkling orchids Of my vividly water-colored euphoria Tell me the secrets Secrets that sedate Tell me you'll rescue Rescue me from my fate Internally bleeding from the Walls of my mind Running from insanity Searching for things I'll never find Hanging from the noose Of your conformity

Lol Wtf
M&M Duels Whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I hold M&M duels. Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them cracks and splinters. That is the "loser," and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner gets to go another round. I have found that, in general, the brown and red M&Ms are tougher, and the newer blue ones are genetically inferior. I have hypothesized that the blue M&Ms as a race cannot survive long in the intense theatre of competition that is the modern candy and snack-food world. Occasionally I will get a mutation, a candy that is misshapen, or pointier, or flatter than the rest. Almost invariably this proves to be a weakness, but on very rare occasions it gives the candy extra strength. In this way, the species continues to adapt to its environment. When I reach the end of the pack, I am l

Dark Room
Dark Room Darkness, darkness my room, darkens me, becomes my Gethsemane garden; here no one within except mad shadows pearly gray, a strange fire in candle dream weaver's mystic rays, of Harlequin, its unwoven tapestry reveals tortured conclusions, whose heart beats in manic density, "Dream of the Red Chamber" bedside reader...no tranquility, a photograph of her, Snapdragon begin with flickering ones to speak, say: "Only through Love one feels pain of time, and makes Time completely still, end."

What Your Take
Public opinion toward the U.S. war in Iraq bears striking parallels - and clear contrasts - with the war in Vietnam more than three decades ago. In both cases, presidents tied their political fortunes to the war. And in both cases, they paid a heavy political price when the public grew disillusioned with the conflict. Yet while opposition to the two wars traced a similar arc, the nature of that opposition differed politically. Although Vietnam is recalled as a divisive conflict, opinions about whether the war was a mistake did not divide sharply along partisan lines. Gallup trends from the mid-1960s through the early ’70s show that the difference of opinion between Republicans and Democrats about Vietnam never exceeded 18 percentage points. In contrast, Iraq divides America along partisan lines in a way that Vietnam never did. The latest Pew survey finds that 73% of Democrats believe that military action in Iraq was the wrong decision, compared with just 14% of Republicans - a gap r

Sweet New Puppy We Got Today...ya Ya!!
Was def missin havin a large breed so we rescued a purebred golden retreiver puppy today:) The previous owner was to sick to care for him, and apparently noone noticed how thin,and burnt up this pooor by was!! They brought him by at 1 today..4-13-07, and hes 8 months so should be big around 49-55 lbs, but no, so tiny! Very well mannered, loves my kids tons,dosent jump up n knows all commands:) We brought him to our vet since i had no clue what shots,or wormer (some worms can spread to kids-tape worm and hook worm) and had to get his lip looked at the outside was swollen, and inside..however i didnt notice his tongue and dont know how i missed it..poor boy..his whole tongue is burnt..all the way back to the top of his throat..but he can somehow eat so thats good, but she thinks that might be why he is so skinny because it proabably happened wks ago and the first few wks he probably counldnt eat much..thank god he can now..he only weighed 35 lbs :( and his cut on his ear was infect

I Do Want Some Cheese With My Wine
So it's friday night and I feel like having a drink of wine. I go to the kitchen get a nice bottle of Pinot Grigio, reach for my wine glass... I reach for my glass and it slips and falls and hits my head. now okay that's not too bad, i am used to crap like that happening (not the most graceful swan on the lake). So, no big deal.... i grab my bottle of wine and my bottle opener! wouldn't you know!!!! My bottle opener is freaking BROKEN!!!!! Okay I admit it... that just down right ticked me off! I took a deep breath and grabbed the next best thing... a screw driver and a hammer. Yep! time to take action in my own hands!!!! so as i start pounding away at this cork that just does not want to budge.. i swear it felt like freaking ages!!! all of a sudden it gives way! yeah you guessed it! not only is the cork swimming in the wine (which i knew would happen) but i am wearing half the freaking bottle!!! hmmm... i wonder if i can squeeze a glass of wine out my shirt???? :)

Contimplating
I think never think things out before I leap into them. I always go with one feeling and jump head first into to things. I feel like I am very childish in my behavior but that is ok I am comfortable with it. It makes for an exciting life I will tell you that much. It kind of makes me sad because in some areas I wish I could just be that way but am not. Like for instance my love life. I will not take the chance of letting some one get to far into my head. I have been burned on that way too many times to let some one get that close again. People would say that I am distant and I am. For one reason, I trust hardly no one. I couldn't even trust my best friend when we were friends. Damn, what kind of life is that? I mean I do want to be close to some one but no one really gets me long enough to find out what I am like. When they get to know me I scare them off. I guess I am to aggressive. I blurt out what ever is on my mind most times. Hell, I figure you only have one life though and you mu

Scientist Vs. A Farmer
A scientist gets on a train to go to New York. His cabin also has a poor farmer in it. To pass the time the scientist decides to play a game with the guy. "I will ask you a question and if you get it wrong, you have to pay me 1 dollar. Then you ask me a question, and if I get it wrong, you get 10 dollars. You ask me a question first." The farmer thinks for a while. "I know. What has three legs, takes 10 hours to climb up a palm tree, and 10 seconds to get back down?" The scientist is confused and thinks long and hard about the question. Finally, the train ride is coming to an end. As it pulls into the station, the scientist takes out 10 dollars and gives it to the farmer. "I don't know. What has 3 legs, takes 10 hours to get up a palm tree and 10 seconds to get back down?" The farmer takes the 10 dollars and puts it into his pocket. He then takes out 1 dollar and hands it to the scientist. "I don't know."

Zen Sarcasm
1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me the hell alone. 2. The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a leaky tire. 3. It's always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it. 4. Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted. 5. Always remember that you're unique. Just like everyone else. 6. Never test the depth of the water with both feet. 7. If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 8. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes. 9. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 10. Give a man a fish and h

Four Dogs
Four men were bragging about how smart their dogs are. The first man was an Engineer, the second was an Accountant, the third was a Chemist, and the fourth man was a Government Worker. To show off, the Engineer called to his dog. "T-Square, do your stuff." T-Square trotted over to a desk, took out some paper and a pen and promptly drew a circle, a square, and a triangle. Everyone agreed that was pretty smart. The Accountant said his dog could do better, and said, "Slide Rule, do your stuff." Slide Rule went out into the kitchen and returned with a dozen cookies. He divided them into 4 equal piles of 3 cookies each. Everyone agreed that was good. The Chemist said his dog could do better still, so he called his dog and said, "Measure, do your stuff." Measure got up, walked over to the fridge, took out a quart of milk, got a 10 ounce glass from the cupboard and poured exactly 8 ounces without spilling a drop. Everyone agreed that was great. The Government Worker called to his

Fricking Low Rater's
OK so this will probably sound damn whiney but I don't care. I am well aware of the fact that I don't look like Pam anderson or Paris Hilton. I don't need barbie bitches coming to my page rating me 1's just so you can laugh and say ha ha ha look at me I'm pretty! Well look at me I'm fat but I'm damn intelligent and the funniest bitch you'll ever meet. Didn't your mama's ever teach you that if you can't say anything nice don't say anything at all??? Of course here I am trashing you so I guess I'm no better LOL. But I would never rate some one a 1 or a 2 or anything other than 10. I don't know if that makes me a cherry loser or not but its just the way I am.

The Blackboard
One day when the teacher walked to the black board, she noticed someone had written the word 'penis' in tiny letters. She turned around, scanned the class looking for the guilty face. Finding none, she quickly erased it, and began her class. The next day she went into the room, and she saw, in larger letters, the word 'penis' again on the black board. Again, she looked around in vain for the culprit, but found none, so she proceeded with the day's lesson. Every morning, for about a week, she went into the classroom and found the same disgusting word written on the board, each day's word, larger than the previous day's word. Finally, one day, she walked in, expecting to be greeted by the same word on the board, but instead, found the words: "The more you rub it, the bigger it gets!"

When You Realize
A TRUE CARING PERSON WOULD NOT REALIZE THAT THEY MISSED,CARED ABOUT OR LOVED SOMEONE TOO LATE,LOVE YOUR FAMILY AND FRIENDS WHILE THEY ARE LIVING, DON'T WAIT TIL THEY ARE GONE,AND MAKE SURE THAT YOU TELL THEM SO,...WHILE YOU CAN.FOR THAT MIGHT BE JUST THE THING THAT KEEPS THEM HOLDING ON,JUST AWHILE LONGER,THE HAPPINESS AND LOVE YOU HAVE IN YOUR HEART,IF EVER SOMEONE I CARED ABOUT WAS HURTING, I WOULD GO TO THEM.FOR MAKING OTHERS MATTER IT IS NEVER TO LATE,BUT YOU MUST REALIZE THIS FIRST.

Contest
I think I want to have a contest. I don't yet know what kind it will be, or how to go about it. If you have suggestions, let me know. Maybe I should have a best contest idea contest first. LOL. Send me your contest ideas written with some type of paint progaram. ( Like ms paint, photoshop, make it a jpeg. ) People can vote on the ideas and the presentation of the ideas. Then I'll use the best idea for the contest. Make sense? * I only have 15 spaces available, so I will ( maybe biusly ) choose the best ideas if there are more than 15 presenned. Also, ( I'm probably stateing the obvious here ) There may be some ideas I plain won't accept. Like " best animal mutulation picture " Ideas like that will not be considered even if they are the only ones presented. I know, how awefull, and censorship=like of me. This is a thing for fun though, and it's not fun for me to even get those kind of suggestions,and especially wouldn't be fun to see a bunch of different pics of that. So keep that

Did You Remember This Spring Cleaning Tip?
Trash Meds Safely What's the best plan for getting rid of old or leftover medicines? Answer this multiple-choice question to find out. A. Keep them at home as a backup. B. Give them to friends or family with similar conditions. C. Flush them down the toilet. D. Return them to a healthcare provider or pharmacy. References: Patient practices and beliefs concerning disposal of medications. Seehusen, D. A., Edwards, J., Journal of the American Board of Family Medicine 2006 Nov-Dec;19(6):542-547. Answer: D! Returning leftover or old medicines to a doctor or pharmacy is your best bet for safely disposing of them. For years, some doctors advised flushing medicines, but we now know that's not good for the environment. Same goes for rinsing them down the drain. Eventually, those medicines may make their way into lakes, rivers, and even tap water. Unfortunately, about half of people dump their old meds in the toilet. Pharmacies that accept old meds will incinerate them -- the

Oh No. This Is It.
1. What is the last alcoholic beverage you drank? tequila rose. :] 2. Do you follow college football? kinda. LSU and UT. 2. Who took this survey before you? assley. 4. Who was the last person to send you a text message? amanda. 5. Last time you went swimming in a pool? long ass time. 6. Are you happy? yup. 7. Where was the last place you went shopping? sukis 8. How do you feel about your hair? i really like it. 9. Where do you live? texassss. 10. Last thing you ate? extra-long coney from sonic. :] 11. Do you wish you were some place else right now? yes. 12. Last time you were kissed? yes. 13. Do you have any expensive jewelry? not really. 14. AIM or MSN? AIM. 15. What classes are you taking? annoying ones. 16. How many hours on average do you work a week? i don't have a job. 17. How many television sets are in your house? 1-2-3-4 18. Do you watch the Olympics? hell no. :] 19. Last restaurant you w

The Life Of The Flower
Down within the music of divinity We found the sound underground Below the town we hear her rounds And pass her around to those who are down Words become waters As they absorb each other Into lovers that spring into order Hold your breath, as this wave’s undertow holds you Washing away the borders Between your world and my world As pools wash into rivers That wash into oceans That wash into masses Awash in emotion As spirit washes into matter That washes into you while you’re taking a shower Feeling renewed and in power This food carries you through hour after hour devoured Into the life of a flower As time waves goodbye to the now that is mine to allow her Drowning within the music of divinity We found the sound underground Below the town we hear her rounds And pass her around to those who are down

Remember Me
A friend of mine shared this with me today - just 2 weeks shy of the one year anniversary of my former love's death. Daniel was an officer in the Navy, post Vietnam but was active with the messy "clean up" and release of many POW's with a team of 5 steady mates that kept each other alive during some of the most intense operations that will never be told. No matter what you personal opinion is about politics, Please, PLEASE... Remember each and every armed service member and never forget what they are fighting for! US BECAUSE THEY LOVE YOU!

My Philosophy On Myspace/ct-friends
Okay...now, everybody knows that it's cool to have a HUGE number of friends (especially on myspace), BUT, it's absolutely useless havin' those friends if they serve no purpose at all. Myspace or CT isn't Super Mario Brothers where friends are coins and the more you have earns you somethin' special. I would rather have 4 friends that I actually talk to then have 2000 that are just takin' up space on my bulletin board. Then the people that may add you because they think that you're attractive or you seem like a cool person. But really...are we in elementary school? Is a friend request equivalent to one of those notes you used to write that says "Do you like me? Check yes or no." I don't think so!!! I really appreciate it when you rate my Pics a "10" but to be honest, i couldnt care less. "Your Hot" isnt the cleverest line to start a conversation. So, with that bein' said...either actually start to act semi-friendly and actually drop a line or two or feel free to delete me. Don't worry..

And In That Moment I Swear We Were Infinite
So, this is my life. And I want you to know that I am both happy and sad and I'm still trying to figure out how that could be. I walked over to the hill where we used to go and sled. There were a lot of little kids there. I watched them flying. Doing jumps and having races. And I thought that all those little kids are going to grow up someday. And all of those little kids are going to do the things that we do. And they will all kiss someone someday. But for now, sledding is enough. I think it would be great if sledding were always enough, but it isn't. I don't want to start thinking again. Not like I have this last week. I can't think again. Not ever again. I don't know if you've ever felt like that. That you wanted to sleep for a thousand years. Or just not exist. Or just not be aware that you do exist. Or something like that. I think wanting that is very morbid, but I want it when I get like this. That's why I'm trying not to think. I just want it all to stop s