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5 Variable Love Test
Your Five Variable Love Profile Propensity for Monogamy: Your propensity for monogamy is medium. In general, you prefer to have only one love interest. But it's hard for you to stay devoted for too long! There's too much eye candy to keep you from wandering. Experience Level: Your experience level is high. You've loved, lost, and loved again. You have had a wide range of love experiences. And when the real thing comes along, you know it! Dominance: Your dominance is medium. You tend to be the one with more power. You aren't a total control freak in relationships.. But of course you don't mind getting you way! Cynicism: Your cynicism is low. You are an eternal optimist when it comes to love and romance. No matter how many times you've been hurt - you're never bitter. You believe in one true love, your perfect soulmate. And if you haven't found true love yet, you know you will soon. Independence: Your independence is medium. In relationsh

Addictive?
Your Personality is 61% Addictive You definitely have an addictive personality, and you're probably hooked on something. Even if it's just peanut M&Ms or online shopping. Do You Have an Addictive Personality?

A Friend's Comment
kate you dish out some good advice your kids gonna be in the the cafateria and all the other kids will be my mom packed me a cupcake! and anotheone will be like my mom packed me a cookie but yours will pull out a little note and he/she will say MY MOMMY PACKED ME WISDOM BITCH

Interesting Facts-
INTERESTING FACTS- If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. (Hardly seems worth it.) If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. (Now that's more like it!) The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet. (O.M.G.!) A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes. (In my next life, I want to be a pig.) A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy.) (I'm still not over the pig.) Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories a hour (Don't try this at home,maybe at work) The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's

95 Years Ago Today....
In a few hours time here on the East Coast, time will mark the anniversary of the worst maritime disaster in recorded histroy. I am talking about the sinking of the RMS Titantic in the North Atlantic, where 1500 souls went down with her. This year also marks 10 years since the biggest all time grossing film ever, Titantic, was released and may I recommend the special collector's edition DVD (available at most Wal-Marts for thriteen bucks). When I buy special edition DVD's, it's usually for the deleted scenes and features on how they made the movie and let me tell you, James Cameron delievers on the deleted scenes with over 45 minutes worth. I'll start with deleted scene five where Jack is escorting Rose back to the First Class Entrance and they are singing "Come Josephine" which explains Rose's reaction when Jack softly sings into her ear before thier first kiss... Deleted scene thirteen is when the most villified person of the Titantic disaster, J. Bruce Ismay (portrayed b

The Stress
The morning day The after noon night To await my pay From the daily fight The constant stress The heavy press Upon these shoulders Feeling compress. Making me depress Looking for relieve Looking for that flight To escape this life And embrace another

If I Was Your Boyfriend
How many times a day would you kiss me? answer: 2.) Would you hold me? answer: 3.) Would you have sex with me? answer: 4.) Would you take me places? answer: 5.) Would you love me? answer: 6.) Would you lie to me? answer: 7.) If I was sick what would you do? answer: 8.) Would you leave me for one of my friends? answer: 9.) Want to have a future with me? answer: 10.) Would you listen to all my problems and help me solve them? Answer: 11.) Would you introduce me to your mom/dad? answer: 12.) Would you care about what I wore when we go out? answer: 13.) Would you hang out with me AND my friends? answer: 14.) If your friend tried to get with me what would you do? answer: 15.) If me and one of your friends argued, whose side would you be on? answer: 16.) Would you give me your myspace password? answer: 17.) If I gave you mine would you read all my mail? answer: 18.) If I said I loved you would you say it back? answer: 19

Am I A Control Freak?
You Are 60% Control Freak Generally, you are in control but not a control freak. You life is usually in order. However, sometimes you get too obsessed with making everything in your life picture perfect. Are You A Control Freak?

What Animal Are You Most Like?
You scored as Panda.. You Are The Panda. Feeling fat cause you're big you can't help but keep eating. Since you cannot chase prey you eat bamboo all day. Until there isn't room for more you get lazy. You're so cute and cuddley but you don't feel that way all the time. Keep up the work of eating less!Wolf88%Panda.88%Bat!81%Kitty Cat!81%Tiger.75%Koala75%Monkey!63%Alligator!56%Horse.38%Snake.25%Polar Bear.

The Color Of My Psyche.. Of Course It's Blue. Lol
Your Psyche is Blue You are deeply emotional and very connected to everything (and everyone) around you. By simply understanding other people, you are able to help them heal and let go. While you are a very deep and thoughtful person, you do have a very silly, superficial side. When you are too blue: the weight of the world's problems hangs over you When you don't have enough blue: you lack perspective and understanding What Color Is Your Psyche?

I'll Take You There........
I'll take you there someday. We'll pick a campsite, set up a tent and get all of our camping and hiking gear out, all the while touching and playing with each other, whispering naughty things into each others ears. You want me to take you right there at our campsite, but I want to wait until we get there. We pack some fruit, sandwiches, water, and a blanket and we start to walk down to the river. I let you lead the way, but tell you where to go, so I can watch you as you walk. You are so stunning; I have to use every bit of will power I have to wait until we get there. We come upon the path that will lead us there. We walk, admiring the beautiful scenery around us as we go. But it will only get more beautiful, believe me. Occasionally, I reach out and grab you, just to tease you a bit. In return, you stop short in front of me, so I "accidentally" run into you, so you can feel how excited I am. You turn around and we kiss deeply. Neither of us can stand to wait much longer. I turn yo

Darken Soul
The dark waters The dark air The foul smell That surrounds this dark place Once full of light Once full of joy Now filled up with this darkness A dark soul longing A dark soul fainting A dark soul searching For a moment of peace For a moment of hope For a moment of truth For a life time with you.

Do I Hold A Grudge?
You Sometimes Hold a Grudge You aren't exactly vengeful, but you're not going to forget when someone wrongs you. And while you'll forgive the small things, you don't hand out too many second chances to people who really screw up. Do You Hold a Grudge?

True Friendship
Are you tired of those sissy-ass "friendship" poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship: 1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard /bitch who made you sad. 2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you. 3. When you smile -- I will know you finally got laid. 4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get. 5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining. 6. When you are confused -- I will use little words. 7. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have. 8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass. 9. This is my oath..... I pledge it to the end. "Why?" you may ask; "because you are my friend!!! Send this to 10 of your clos

The Wolf
The wolf, the wolf In the midst of the sheep Stalking, Hunting, Attacking The innocence amongst lambs Fool by it's cover Fool by it's tradition The beast lives amongst the light But takes cover in the night The wolf, the wolf Mimics the clothing Mimics the sounds Mimics every sheep around Yet the beast Hides its darkness Hides its eerie thoughts Yet reveals itself by it's bark Reveals by it's motion Reveals by it's emotion The beast is moving in rotation. The beast is crush by the shepherd's intervention.

Endless Hell
Within this torturous cell. My pain and sorrow has me held. In this endless hell. No room to breath No place to flee No soul to see In this endless hell. All hope abandon My soul is captive No angel hand No sweet lament No friendly cheer. In this endless hell.

My Dearest Friend
You’re my dearest friend My friend till the end You were by my side Even when I’ve felt sick You were always there You were always here Always supplying your best Always supplying your support Always being my friend Thru the winter Thru storm Thru hell and high waters You were there to help me thru the end.

Belly Of The Beast
Fallen into the sea Into the belly of the beast Just to become it's feast. Only if my hands kept grip Only if i didn't trip Only if the rail didn't rip. Only if my skin wasn't strip. I wouldn't lay to rest In the belly of the beast.

Please Help
Someone please help me, My motherboard took a crap on me and I am in despret need of a new one. If anyone has one laying around that they can give to me I would be your slave forever, lol. No realy does anyone happen to have one they would be willing to let go of cheap.

Only A Fool...
Only a fool would deeply treasure every speck of dust that covered the paper which represented a place we would go Enclosed in plastic surrounded by intensity it manages to grow But I’m learning hard lesson as it is to let it all go How to carefully measure the devotion to you that I cannot show Only a fool would value so much of your contagious smile and your tender touch that shouldn’t mean anything to others — but does to me More than you will ever know

Best Kid Contest Starts Tommorrow Morning At 9 Am !
~*~ Kid Contest!~*~ I'm doing a kid contest! Kids any age can join! 1st Kid Is...... with 1 comments 2nd Kid is...... with 1 comments 3rd Kid is...... with 1 comments 4th Kid is...... with 1 comments 5th Kid is...... with 1 comments 6th Kid is...... with 1 comments 7th Kid is...... with 1 comments 8th Kid is..... with 1 comments 9th Kid is..... with 1 comments 10th Kid is..... with 1 comments 11th Kid is...... with 1 comments 12th Kid is...... with 1 comments 13th Kid is......

Just Venting
I was told that love was total bullshit but I thought they were just bitter.But now I gotta say I now believe it. No matter how hard I try it just blows up in my face. So from now on..I give up. love is now dead to me

The Funk
I'm in a somewhat depressed funk about the loss of my iPod... basically I plugged it into a USB slot on my computer which decided to fry the iPod.. ouch.. This state of affairs, for me, is sorta like the end of the world. Basically my life is built around podcasting and podcasts.. social media.. with this stuff I've come to... well I've educated myself.. I've gotten to the bleeding edge.. which does a hell of a lot to... well its my competative edge, basically... so now I loose that edge. I was trying to start a business... around this stuff.. and now I have to leave that project to find work to reinvest in gear.. like the iPod.. because I simply can't keep going without it.. I need it to be wired in.. and I need it to promote my work... all is lost, all is lost. This doesn't quite hit the right emotional timber but, its about as close as I can can find: Not to be overly dramatic or.. to over play feeling sorry for myself, or something like that.. but maybe

76th To Die
It's tragic, when someone from your hometown, marks the 76th resident of Indiana, to die in uniform while in Iraq. In the last two weeks 4 have died.... Lets show respect to our soliders. Whether you support the war, or Bush, or neither. Someone is out there doing that job for us, and protecting us from a Draft. A draft is bound to happen if our men and women quit signing up. Keep your hearts with the families, and respect our active duty military men and women... Much love to.... RIP: Jason Beadles.. 22, Laporte Indiana. RIP: Neil Simmons.. 20, Kokomo, Indiana

Capability
There's more to me that you don't know, it was never reaped and never sown. there's levels that you just can't reach, and things I don't have time to teach. It takes both souls to intertwine mine with yours not just yours with mine. It never leapt to that higher plane where I could feel you breathe and be miles away. Not a lie, but not the truth not for me, and not for you. quit your dwelling and pacing lines I'm not yours. You're not mine. We were never meant to be what will it take to make you see? You're blind, leading self into darkness don't blame me for any of this. you're over-dramatic and I'm so tired of licking your wounds and stoking your fire. if it's companionship you seek, then step back you are selfish you are weak. you'll cry you'll bitch you'll moan you'll twitch and I'll sigh and I'll wait and I'll groan and I'll hate I have no more pity you've sucked me dry and that's all you

Love Is & What It Means To Me!
Love is - Going to sleep with the one that you love, and waking up in the morning and telling your loved one that she looks beautiful, regardless of how others would see her at that moment. Love is- When something is wrong with your loved one, you are there for them to listen, to comfort, to share there pain with them, to cry with them, to lift them up, to support them. Love is- When you hear that persons voice, you become the happiest person in the world at the sound of their voice. Love is -When you sacrifice all your thoughts, wants and desires, if it would make the one you love happy. Love is- When you sacrifice your very feelings in order to make the one that you love happy. Love is- When you go out of your way to make the one you love feel like she is the most important person in the world, regardless of what you are feeling. Love is - When you put the one you love above yourself. Love is- More then just an emotion. It is a force that controls your every tho

Does Your Name Fit You (dunno Does It?)
DOES YOUR NAME FIT YOU... A: Gorgeous B: Loves people C: Best Sense of Humor! D: Has one of the best personalities ever E: Freakin Beautiful eyes F: People wild and crazy adore you G: Never let people tell you what to do H: Easy to fall in love with I: loves to laugh J: Freaking Rowdy K: Really silly L: Really easy to fall in love with M: makes dating fun N: One of the best bf/gf anyone could ask for O: Is a freak in bed P: Popular with all types of people Q: A hypocrite R: great girlfriend/boyfriend S: Lives life for fun T: GREAT kisser U:Gets blamed for everything V: Not judgmental W: Very broad minded X: Never let people tell you what to do Y: Loved by everybody Z: Lives life for fun k really silly a gorgeous t great kisser h easy to fall in love with e freaking beautiful eyes r great girlfriend i loves to laugh n one of the best gf anyone could ask for e freaking beautiful eyes

Poetry
~~ Dying Inside~~ Sometimes I feel I can't go on... I'm dying here inside. I'm drowning deeper in my sadness... And no one's here to save me. I cry myself to sleep at night... And no one even hears me. And if there was someone here... Would they even care? I don't know what is wrong with me... Why am I so hard to love? I try so hard to please my love... I lose sight of my true self. Whenever I start to think it's forever... They decide it's time to go. I give my heart, my everything... And get nothing in return. My heart has broke so many times... How can I put it back together? One night I tried to end it all... When he told me he no longer loved me. I felt like trash, swept to the side... Thrown away and forgotten. I gave up everything for him... My family, friends & education. We had been together for so long... I didn't know what to do. I ran into another's arms... Which now I know was wrong. But

One Night In The Fifth Ward
I smiled broadly as I set my empty beer bottle down on the table. Closing my eyes I took in the band playing the last few bars of “Menui de Toi”. I’d been back in the Big Easy for just over 4 hours now and the rest of my life already seemed a million miles away. Coming back to New Orleans has always been like that for me, a return to my spiritual home. “How was your meal baby?” I asked Patty, who sat across the table smiling but almost as if she were slightly in shock. “The food was wonderful.” She beamed. “I’m just blown away by the atmosphere of the whole place.” I had expected that reaction from her. It was going to be a great week here. The band began to play “You Used To Call Me”. I stood up and smiled to Patty, “Would you like to dance?” (You’ve gotta dance in The City That Care Forgot, Cher.) She stood and we strode out onto the dance floor. She quickly picked up the two-step that everyone does down there and we danced slow and close. I could smell the sweet scent of h

Farewll (not Really)
A minute of your time just an intermission a few words to share with one whom might care without interruption to spark an eruption. in an untenable situation with much agitation with unrest this situation must be addressed your home to which I am but a guest, has become to me a place of great unrest an sanctuary, a refuge a place to put to rest the worry's of my world. no more shall I feel the comfort the pleasure of leaving my troubles at the door the time for that has passed for only troubles and strife lay in my path. I wish you all a fond farewell upon my departure for you have shared much with me I shall not forget. Daniel Marrs

Poem Called "scared"
Confused, contemplating what is wrong? My love is remaining strong! Wondering what I said, So many thoughts in my head! Scared that we are losing you! So confused, I know not what to do. It is losing you that I fear, Hearing the words I do not want to hear I have given you my heart, This silence is tearing me apart Not wanting to face another day, In my heart you will always stay There is nothing I would not do To make you realize that this love is true, I could never walk away, If that is what you need, In my heart you will stay My love is like a seed That grows more with each day Turning really sad and blue Not having a clue As to what is bothering you Driving me up and down the walls, Anxious to hear you call Not sure what to do All i know is I am hurting with you! I will give you the time you need And just hope true love succeeds, Any other thought, Life is nought!

Poem Called " Space"
I laid my cards on the table, Saying everything that I am able My intents are clear In my heart you will always be near I need to let you be Hoping that one day you will see What you truly mean to me Until that day comes Where you can trust what I say Time beats on like a drum In my heart you will stay If the day shall arrive That you want my love to die Please let me know It will be easier to let you go Know, however inside, That my love could never die I will live day to day, Wondering what I could say To change your mind, To turn back the hands of time To take you back in my arms Shelter you from all harm To be your everything in life To love you thru all the strife... So when you are ready to open yourself to me.. I will be like a vessel drifting at sea Not sure where to land But holding your love in my hand Clutching it to my heart Promising to never let that love depart! Till the end

Lollipop Whore
Shabutie - Godfather's Lollipop Feel me a home to crawl inside of you And lay this this heart unsure And I'm sick of your sores, ye-eah But I'll always stay sitting, Well I'll go... And I'm your, yea-ea-eah And I'm your whore Please leave me a taste The fire, pleasure from my concern But I'm a little late And I'm sick of your quirks, ye-eah Because I'll always be my own, I I deserve a.. A lollipop whore, yeah, lollipop whore A whore! (Haha, Oh yeah, Ahhh!!) You're all I wanted You'll always be true to me... You're all I've ever wanted Run, days of more But I can complete it, yea-ea-oh I could come down Yeah well what if I would spare? Could circles count down? But I could complete it, yeah-ea-oh I could come down She screamed more, loud, give me some more, yeah The terrible silence is leading to injuries and sores So what could you do? She screamed love is such a strong word I said what if we took a word, deciphered

Poem Called "trust"
I trust you with my heart I trust you when we are apart I trust you each and every day I trust you in every possible way I trust that at the end of the day You will send love my way I trust you with my life Today I asked you to be my wife I trust that your answer will be yes At that moment I will feel truly blessed I trust you will take my hand in life Let our love guide us thru all the strife We are three hearts beating as one Our love keeps rising like the sun I will trust you till the end of time Trusting all along that you are mine!

Poem Called "the Great Divide"
Two different lives Two worlds collide! Days go by Life drags on Feel we been apart too long! Wondering why We have reached a Great Divide Standing at the crossroads Wondering what the future holds If only I could read the mind If only I could find What is bothering you inside Is there something you are trying to hide? Divided we fall Together we will stand Back up against the wall Please take my hand, My hand will see you thru, Those times when life gets blue, Do not cast our love aside, In my heart, is where you abide, You been there from the start Living inside my heart Though I try every day Not to let negativity stand in the way, Being seperated from you Is what is making me blue, The love I have for you inside, Is strong enough to survive My love will stand the test of time Till you are truly mine The times that you are away, In my heart is where you will stay Separation tears me up

Poem Called "life"
Life gets so complicated. At times things get out of control What does the future hold? Is our love becoming outdated? Sometimes I get a little bit crazy, Sometimes I get carried away Theres only one person I can blame My love is like a flame Burning endlessly bright Loving you thru both day and night No matter what the future holds My love will continue to unfold If you are choosing to walk away In my heart you will stay Hoping that one day you will see What your love has meant to me

U'll Love This 1........
You have me against the wall. My hands are spread, giving me support. My cheek leans against the tapestry hanging in front of me. Your hands move down my sides, over my hips, to my thighs. Leaning in close to my ear, you whisper, " I have to have you.” I close my eyes in a moan. I love it when you take complete control of me, not giving me any options. My blood is pounding, my pussy is wet. Leaning against me, you push me harder against the wall. I feel your groin press against my ass. You are hard and throbbing in your jeans. Your hands move slowly up under my dress, skimming my skin with a feather-touch. Just enough to drive me crazy. I moan and beg for you to touch me. You just chuckled in my ear. Your fingers move up my thighs to cup my ass cheeks. With two fingers, you pull the back of my panties together and up, forcing the material to tug up against my clit. I moan and push back against you. Sliding my panties up and down, you tease me with the material. My clit is swollen b

Your Harry Potter Alter Ego Is...?
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Funny Love Poem
Love me when I'm old and shocking Peel off my elastic stockings Swing me from the chandeliers Let's be randy bad old dears Push around my chromed Bath Chair Let me tease your white chest hair Scaring children, swapping dentures Let us have some great adventures Take me to the Dogs and Bingo Teach me how to speak the lingo Bone my eels and bring me tea Show me how it's meant to be Take me to your special places Watching all the puzzled faces You in shorts and socks and sandals Me with warts and huge love-handles As the need for love enthrals Wrestle with my dampproof smalls Make me laugh without constraint Buy me chocolate body paint Hold me safe throughout the night When my hair has turned to white Believe me when I say it's true I've waited all my lives for you.

Ode To A Coward
Ode to a Coward You whisper I love you And I do the same Then someone walks in And you change my name Dont ever say love again You don't know what the word means Or how it should feel to your soul Just to hear your beloved breathe Why are you so hopelessly devoted to People who don't give a fuck about you

Dirty Jokes
The bride tells her husband The bride tells her husband, "Honey, you know I'm a virgin and I don't know anything about sex. Can you explain it to me first?" "OK, Sweetheart. Putting it simply, we will call your private place 'the prison' and call my private thing 'the prisoner'. So what we do is: put the prisoner in the prison. And then they made love for the first time. Afterwards, the guy is lying face up on the bed, smiling with satisfaction. Nudging him, his bride giggles, "Honey the prisoner seems to have escaped." Turning on his side, he smiles. "Then we will have to re-imprison him." After the second time they spent, the guy reaches for his cigarettes but the girl, thoroughly enjoying the new experience of making love, gives him a suggestive smile, "Honey, the prisoner is out again!" The man rises to the occasion, but with the unsteady legs of a recently born foal. Afterwards, he lays back on the bed, totally exhausted. She nudges him and says,

An Evening With Nicole
It was 3 A.M. and I was lying awake watching Nicole sleep. (I think, now that time has given me some clarity on it, that this was when I developed the habit of watching the women that I care about sleeping.) I still remember how beautiful she looked with her long dark hair spilling over the sheets, the way the swell of her curves was outlined beneath sheet, and the small contented smile on her face. I eased down off the elbow that I had been propped up on and snuggled up spoon style next to her, my arm draped over. The warmth was immediately gratifying on what was for sure a very cold New England evening. I smiled as I was greeted by the sweet smell of her hair and was soon drifting off in thoughts of what our evening had been. I’d known Nicole since we were in grade school. We’d dated a few times over the years and been close friends (ok intimate friends) over the years. Many of my friends will tell you that I have a thing for what one of them named “Beauty and The Beast Relation

Funny Quotes
Why did God create men? Because vibrators can't mow the lawn. Madonna All men are not homeless, but some men are home less than others. Henry Youngman To attract men, I wear a perfume called 'New Car Interior'. Rita Rudner This guy says, 'I'm perfect for you, because I'm a cross between a macho and a sensitive man.' I said, 'Oh, a gay trucker?' Judy Tenuta Women speak because they wish to speak, whereas a man speaks only when driven to speech by something outside himself -- like, for instance, he can't find any clean socks. Jean Kerr Women now have choices. They can be married, not married, have a job, not have a job, be married with children, unmarried with children. Men have the same choice we've always had: work or prison. Tim Allen I love men, even though they're lying, cheating scumbags. Gwyneth Paltrow

Early Day Tomorrow
I realize that many of you may not know me and the profile offers no detail, so here I am. I was born in Toronto, Ontario, Canada. Although I still reside in Ontario, Canada, home is now in a place called St. Catharines. My wife, Jennifer, was missing home years ago so after about two years of marriage, we agree to move from Toronto to her hometown. St. Catharines is pretty quiet and since I have not travelled much, it is hard to relate to you all what it is like. It is fairly close to Buffalo and the Niagara Region. And, it keeps me out of trouble. Currently, Jenn and I do work at Holiday Inn while I also work as a debt collector. For those of you that have known me for awhile. I've been needing a full time job so I am truly thankful. What else can I say? I am by no means a perfect man. I have made stupid mistakes, but am learning from them. I will drawing for fun or to relax, but my passion has always been photography and just seeing what images I can create. There was a time when

Smiley
First Visit The young blonde bride made her first appointment with a gynecologist and told him that she and her husband wished to start a family. "We've been trying for months now, doctor, and I don't seem to be able to get pregnant," she confessed miserably. "I'm sure we´ll solve your problem," the doctor reassured her. "If you'll just take off your clothes and get up on the examining table." "Well, all right, doctor," agreed the young woman, blushing, "but I'd rather have my husband's baby Low Sperm Count A 70 year old man went to his doctor's office to get a sperm count. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring me back a sample tomorrow." The next day the 70 year old man reappears at the doctor's office and gives him the jar, which is as clean and empty as on - the previous day. The doctor asked what happened and the man explains: "Well, doc, it's like this: First I tried with my right hand, but, nothing. Then I tried with-

Love
Love is a funney thing u never knoe when u r in love or in heat ( yes in heay ) ( man is no diffent then the common dog . ) When we wonte somthing we take it. WE dont sniff others butts to find out if u r a perfect mate. No we wine an dine u. Some are forceful wile other are timeit an week. When we're hunger we hunt an forage We do what we can to find a mate. Like most anemials their is an Alpha and then the rest if we wonte a pice of the action then we have to fright for it. We might not know it but anemials have a better understanding at love an life then we do.We should pay attition an learn from them. Who knows what we will leqarn from them mabye the meaning of life. (Mabye it's LIFE if life deail with it the up's and downs cause life comes and goes what we do with it is our chose.) Me I have made my bead now it time to make your owen

There Is No Place For The Ones
there is no place for the ones like me here. We are not welcomed around. We are thought of as the sluts and whores of society. All I am is a attention getter. Merely a picture on the wall.

My Window Cill
My Window Cill Solemn and gray The hours slip away Raindrops for my friends As I watch their falling end On my window cill The air moves the trees A soft and steady breeze That plays with my hair As I contemplate and stare From my window cill Life framed drives by In the blink of an eye So many blinks to go Wonder what will land tomorrow On my window cill Staying on my side As the world does a glide And feel all more the stuck Mired in the muck Around my window cill The frost dances on glass My fingertips make a pass Cold sticking to my skin And its all held in By my window cill So many moments spent here Emotions from joy to fear All witnessed and enclosed Or so the story goes Within my window cill

X Size
When you find Your faith tested You do one thing Ace the exam You have studied Your entire life Learning how To believe In miracles To understand What you cannot Comprehend Take the chance To avoid Regret Embrace this Opportunity Below the surface Resides your Substance There is only Abuse When it is Not In use

Unbreakable
Took my hand Touched my heart Held me close You were always there By my side Night and day Through it all Maybe come what may Swept away on a wave of emotion Over caught in the eye of the storm And whenever you smile I can hardly believe that you're mine Believe that you're mine This love is It's unmistakable And each time I look in your eyes I know why This love is untouchable I feel that my heart just can't deny Each time I look in your eyes Oh baby, I know why This love is unbreakable Shared the laughter Shared the tears We both know We'll go on from here Cause together we are strong In my arms That's where you belong I've been touched by the hands of an angel I've been blessed by the power of love And whenever you smile I can hardly believe that you're mine This love is unbreakable It's unmistakeable Each time I look in your eyes I know why This love is untouchable I feel that my heart just can't deny Each time you whisper

They Have Moved
Military Thank You Blog have Been Moved Because of a lot of Problems with my First Cherry Tap page, I had to create a New one. Please click on the Correct LINK Below to check out one of the SUB- BLOGS And Since this Blogs is starting Over, I need help getting it back on the TOP BLOGS on Cherry TAP. Allied Forces on CherryTap Military Family Members on CherryTap Military Spouses on CherryTap Military Support Pages on Cherry Tap The Next Group of US Service Men & Women on CherryTap US Air Force on CherryTap US US Army #1 of 2 on CherryTap US Army #2 of 2 on CherryTap US Coast Guard on CherryTap US Marines on CherryTap US Navy on CherryTap Veterans on CherryTap Please don't send any new PRIVATE MESSAGES TO THIS ACCOUNT. Thanks, David Air Force Veteran 1986-1995 WolfEagle1499™ Can you please visit & rate this BLOG: Our baby (on celebration....love and loss)(http://cherrytap.com/blog/1273)

"guardian Angel"
YOU ARE MY GAURDIAN ANGEL YOU ALWAYS LEAD THE WAY YOU FOREVER SHOW ME LOVE AND NEVER LEAD ME ASTRAY YOU ARE MY GUARDIAN ANGEL THE ONLY ONE FOR ME WITH YOU I'M ALWAYS SMILING FROM A LOVE FEW EVER GET TO SEE YOU ARE MY GUARDIAN ANGEL HERE BY MY SIDE IN THIS COLD, COLD WORLD IN YOUR ARMS I CAN ALWAYS HIDE!! :-}

Internal Affairs
Sometimes you have what I like to call “the moment” between two people. It was the last thing I was expect on that cold December morning. I’d been hired several months earlier to come in and turn the parts department of a major local car dealer around. The new owner had purchased the store a couple of months before I got there and needed someone to come in and overcome the years of neglect that the parts department had been the victim of. In all honesty I’ve done this sort of work for years and this was the worst that I had ever seen it. I was averaging about 75 hours a week, and even at that pace it had taken me well over 3 weeks just to get rid of the stuff that was purely trash. It was tiring work. I’d arrive at my usual 6 AM this morning and was finishing the left over paperwork from the day before. This was actually my favorite part of the day as it was quiet and I could work without someone poking their head in and out of my office every ten seconds. (Oh the little things in

Directions From Google Maps For New York To Paris....no Joke.....try It Yourself
Head southwest on Broadway toward Warren St 0.2 mi 1 min 2. Turn left at Park Row 0.1 mi 1 min 3. Slight right at Frankfort St 0.3 mi 1 min 4. Turn left at Pearl St 56 ft 5. Turn right onto the F.D.R. Dr N ramp 0.4 mi 1 min 6. Merge onto FDR Dr N 7.7 mi 12 mins 7. Take exit 17 on the left for Triboro Bridge/Grand Central Pkwy toward I-278/Bruckner Expy 0.4 mi 2 mins 8. Merge onto Triborough Bridge Partial toll road 0.4 mi 1 min 9. Merge onto I-278 E via the ramp to I-87 N/Bronx/Upstate N Y/New England 0.6 mi 1 min 10. Take exit 47 to merge onto Bruckner Expy/I-278 E toward New Haven 1.9 mi 2 mins 11. Take the I-278 E exit toward New Haven 0.3 mi 12. Merge onto Bruckner Expy 5.0 mi 6 mins 13. Continue on I-95 N Partial toll road Entering Connecticut 62.1 mi 1 hour 12 mins ... 14. Take exit 48 on the left to merge onto I-91 N toward Hartford 36.8 mi 37 mins ... 15. Take exit 29 for US-5 N/CT-15 toward I-84

Lately....
Mkay so lately, i have been stressed over everything. Ive been thinking the worst is about to happen. It did about a week ago, but thats a different story and its over now. But the thing is, it still feels like its happening, and its killing me. So the outcome from it, is i feel so alone. Im not alone, but ive never felt so alone. Its strange...but if yall knew i think you would understand what im saying. But basically i was thinking about graduation. My friends will be having theirs also. It cant be helped that some people will have theirs on the same days. I have a feeling no one is going to show up. And as far as my family comming, its going to be a bunch of old people who i dont even know, that are in it for the free food. I dunno i just have a different vision of the party that i want, some of you know what im saying, but i know there is such a small chance, that its not even there. So im not really looking forward to that at all. Lately ive also felt like im starting to connect w

Military Support Pages On Fubar (updated 12/30/07)
Military Support Pages on FuBar This BLOG is put together for the Pages on FuBar that have been Created for the Sole purpose of Supporting their Country Military. Not for people that Support their Military. If I EVER tried to put that BLOG together, please SHOOT me!!! Because I would have to add roughly 80% (on the light side) of ALL FuBar Members. I have a HEADACHE just thinking of the HTML CODING I would have to do for that. Military Support Pages on FuBar U.S. Air Force U.S. Army U.S. Coast Guard U.S. Marine Corps U.S. Navy Canadian Armed Forces Personnel Support Pages Support Our Troops HERO SUPPORT Capt. Jack SparrowArmy (97-01)Brother-in-Lawis in ArmyDeployed to IraqVisit his PTSD BlOG ~ Echo Angel ~ Check out her

Travel Schedule And Hating Life In May....
so in mixing with the LA trip to go with rotten... here's my travel schedule: FLIGHT 1···Monday, May 7, 2007 | Cleveland, OH (CLE)···Minneapolis, MN FLIGHT 2···Wednesday, May 9, 2007 | Minneapolis, MN···Los Angeles, CA (LAX) FLIGHT 3···Monday, May 14, 2007 | Los Angeles, CA (LAX)···Charlotte, NC (CLT) FLIGHT 4···Wednesday, May 16, 2007 | Charlotte, NC (CLT)···Cleveland, OH (CLE) so basically i'm shooting 6-8 models (3-4 each in MN and NC) for my sites, shooting 15 models in LA for rotten and trying to sleep in there somewhere within a week... im so going to be hating life when I get back hahahaha

Rejoice
Spring has arrived, the lifeblood, the heart and soul of life. Green shoots everywhere, peeping out with sleepy eyes, Leaving behind empty nests of winters slumber Babes, in wonderment marvel at new sensations. Herself especially pleased at the marvels nurtured Through that months long and balmy sleep, Hurrahs, rejoicing in the comfort and wellbeing That shows in the rekindling of new life. She lifts up her skirts of glory, rides a beam of light hearted happiness, her pleasure obvious in the way she celebrates her maternity thrice happy that all is in harmony. Shrills and whistles, tweets and shouts A clatter of noise audible to the heavens That once again the world awakens to celebrate A new and novel difference from the year before. Herself sighs now, her head on His shoulder Happy in the unfailing preservation of her love. The Earth, the foundation of a durable creation Unparalleled, exceptional in any universe amawitch/2007

Us Army #2 Of 2 On Fubar (updated 12/8/07)
Because of size limits, I had to split up the US ARMY Thank You Blog This is #2 of 2. So if you don't see someone on this BLOG, please check the other US ARMY BLOG also. Thank You! U.S. Army JesterCandyManWife:Mrs.Candyman p11b20 ranger77Wife:A Soldiers Princess Johnnyp Draestar Me(National Guard) Chiff chaossndctWife:crystal Army CowboyNational GuardWife: Rodeo Queen The Almighty Ffej

70s Music
I am putting together a photo show DVD and need to use music from the 70s. Here are the top 100 from 73-76. Amazing how many are still popular! What songs should I use? LOL Prob 10-12. 1973 # Over the Hills and Far Away - Led Zeppelin # You Can’t Always Get What You Want - The Rolling Stones # D'yer Mak'er - Led Zeppelin # Get Up, Stand Up - Bob Marley & The Wailers # No More Mr. Nice Guy - Alice Cooper # Smoke on the Water - Deep Purple # Billion Dollar Babies - Alice Cooper # Stir It Up - Bob Marley & The Wailers # Daniel - Elton John # Time in a Bottle - Jim Croce # China Grove - The Doobie Brothers # Rocky Mountain High - John Denver # I Shot the Sheriff - Bob Marley & The Wailers # You're So Vain - Carly Simon # Rambling Man - Allman Brothers Band # Mind Games - John Lennon # Walk on the Wild Side - Lou Reed # Cum on Feel the Noize - Slade # Stuck in the Middle With You - Stealers Wheel # Love, Reign O'er Me - The Who # Bad, Bad Ler

Boring Day
IT'S BEEN A BORING DAY NOTHING TO DO EXCEPT SITE ON CHERRYTAP AND TALK ON EMAIL I WONDER WHAT I COULD DO BUT AT 10 OCLOCK AT NIGHT I GUESS NOTHING BARS ARE DEAD AND THE DJ'S SUCK SO I'M GOING TO JUST SITE AND CHAT.

Us Us Army #1 Of 2 On Fubar (updated 12/08/07)
Because of size limits, I had to split up the US ARMY Thank You Blog This is #1 of 2. So if you don't see someone on this BLOG, please check the other US ARMY BLOG also. Thank You! U.S. Army I GOT A BAD REPUTATION OMGFreedom Fighter DeMan Jumpmaster82Wife: Flamewalker MoRiArTi RaptoR sabo blackhawk13 armyman4u05 hrdrfstrNational Guard WP Albert: AmericanSoldier

Cherry Tap
Sometimes I have to take a step back from this site and go "Man is this shit for real!?" I've never really seen an online community with sexual content that wasn't solely ABOUT the sexual content, and it's refreshing as hell. It seems that, just like in a bar, everyone is here for their own reasons and they're comfortable with those reasons. I'll raise a glass to that!

Anime
I'm watching DEATHNOTE .. It has a great story line and has way too much death in it! lmao Its not Disney! hhaha I'm also watchine Bleach! If your into witches and stuff see the instant classic.. "WITCH HUNTER ROBIN!" go buy it! I'll wait! :P bye

Us Air Force On Fubar (updated 12/8/07)
U.S. Air Force allamas69 sdj54321 BuckeyeFan Kenny Lars The Pirate RedneckWife:Lady Aurora Airman SchonWife:Airman Schon's Wifey viperguy586 Willis JetlagWife:Bring HomeJet Lag baby

Can You Believe This?? Translation: "we Reward Losers!"
DEAR ABBY: Is it socially correct to have a housewarming party for someone who has lived in the home for more than 10 years? The party is scheduled to be held at a restaurant. The idea for this party was the "honoree's" mother's because her daughter has never been married or had a child, and her mother thinks that the people she has given gifts to all these years owe her something back. I have never heard of such a party, but others think it's a great idea. -- CONFUSED IN SPENCERPORT, N.Y. DEAR CONFUSED: Although unusual, it's not unheard of. This kind of party is sometimes thrown for a "confirmed bachelorette." However, it is not referred to as a housewarming party. It's called a "happily single" shower, and the happy single registers at stores the same way a bride-to-be or expectant mother does.

Military Spouses On Fubar (updated 12/8/07)
Wives ~STAIND~Husband is Deployed to Iraq Sweet Irish RoseHusband:okie(Army) I love My soldier Hypnotiq Melissa A Soldiers LuvHusband in Army Cowgirl! Seabeewife SaryHusband: Bulldog(Army)Deployed to Iraq Fire DJ PASSION Husband:DJ ETERNALIS(Veteran)

This Week Was Terrible
Sooo.... first this week, Tuesday night, my best friend and my god kids returned from vacation and found their house to be on fire. SHITTY. The firefighters came really fast and were able to put the fire out before the entire house was destroyed. Theresa's room and the kids rooms are completely destroyed. The downstairs is ok except for some smoke and water damage. Thankfully no one was in the house when it started. They've been staying at a motel and will remain there for 1-2 months until the house is livable again. SHITTY. Ever had two kids in a motel room with nothing to do? Not fun. Then today I find out that a great friend of mine is having serious complications with her pregnancy and has to be transported to a different, more advanced hospital about an hour away so that they can induce labor and get the baby out of there as quick as they can so that mom and baby J won't die. If she wouldnt have gone to the doctor today and they wouldnt have discovered the condition, her and th

Sad
When I got home from work this morning my mom told me that after I get some sleep, she needed me to take her to the ER. So, I lay down and sleep until about 11 am. I take her to the ER, go to the McDonald's drive-thru, come back to the hospital and Alex and I eat in the car in front of the hospital. I got Alex out of his carseat and put him up front with me. We have the windows rolled down because for one thing, it's a beautiful day and another, have you noticed gas prices lately? Anyway, I'm looking down into the Happy Meal bag when I hear a woman scream nearby. When I look up, her husband is going down and he hit the pavement hard. EMTs and nurses come out of the hospital and start really working on him. I wanted to go comfort the wife but all the commotion freaked Alex out so I stayed in the car with him. After they took the man into the ER and we finish eating we go in to check on mom. The poor guy died and the family members that had gathered in the ER said that he was already de

Military Family Members On Fubar (updated 12/08/07)
Parents & Grandparents Barbershop Singer Navy (51-54)Son: WolfEagle1499™(Veteran) MystifMakerSon:Army Vet Gerry (Veteran) Gryphon321Husband: Military Dad(Veteran)Daughter: BAngel1982 (Veteran)Sons: Buttercup (Marine) and other Son is in Army Military DadUSAF Civil Air Patrol (01-06)Wife: Gryphon321Daughter: BAngel1982 (Veteran)Sons: Buttercup (Marine) and other Son is in Army ~Mis Behaven~ DiHusband:Mike(Veteran)Daughters:StaceJenHeather

The Next Generation Of Us Service Men & Women On Fubar (updated On 8/24/07)
The Next Generation of US Service Men & Women. HEROS SUPPORTJoining the Air Force(After CompletingFirefighter Training) Fallen AngelEnlisting in the Air Force. chrissy and andreMother:~CherryChunk~ Father:PBrad74(Army)Andre is LeavingFor Basic Soon Army CheerleaderJoins Army July 5, 2007 Proud Navy GirlBrother is in IraqJoining the Navy ~*DARK~*~ANGEL*~Dad is Retired NavyJoining the Navyin May Adopt a soldierBF: Gowynn(Veteran)Joining the Army as Flight Paramedic Specialist LyndsayPlans on JoiningThe Navy After College whiskeyCousin in Marines

And We Cry Like Idiots About Don Imus. . .what A Joke. . .
German army in new racism row Story Highlights• German soldier told to imagine African-Americans while firing, video shows • Comments by an instructor were captured on video and broadcast on TV • Defense ministry says it is aware of the video and is investigating • Video posted on a Web site used by soldiers to exchange private videos BERLIN, Germany (AP) -- A video showing a German army instructor telling one of his soldiers to envision African-Americans in the Bronx while firing his machine gun was broadcast Saturday on national television. The video, coming after scandals involving photos of German soldiers posing with skulls in Afghanistan and the abuse of recruits by instructors, seemed likely to raise more questions about training practices in Germany's conscript army. "We can no longer talk about an isolated case," said Lt. Juergen Rose of the Darmstaedter Signal, a group of current and former army officers and sergeants who independently review military procedure

Allied Forces On Fubar (updated 12/8/07)
Allied Forces Canadian Armed ForcesCherry Tap Page ninjaSabby Canadian Draezin Canadian crazydaveBritish Army (71-79) elvis Royal Canadian Dragoons(89-05) Gazza Australian Army (70-92) DeeGuards US Army Bases mr and mrs winnBritish Royal MarineWife:Mrs. Brian Winn Recon1auAustraliaArmy (76-07)GF: Lorri OldDrew45British Army(78-02) StephenBritish ArmyMother: Di Emceekay79

So Awesome!!!
Kimmy@ CherryTAP She is one of my bestfriends on here & she is so awesome I need YOUR help plzz!!! Come & show her some cherry luv – she can really do with some cheering up right now :] plus she always returns the luv U WONT BE DISAPPOINTED!! She is just such a beautiful person ANYONE WHO GIVES HER MAJOR LOVE (LIKE RATIN ALL HER PICS N STUFF) WILL GET A GIFT FROM ME

Good Bye My Friends
Soon I will be moving and once i get moved it will be hard, to get online so i'll say good bye to you all now while i have a few minutes . I will miss you all a lot but my prayers will be with each and every one of you .I'll be hoping that all is well with you all i doubt i'll be back online after i move so take care all be careful hugzz to you all!!! Rose a/k/a Iceee

Us Marines On Fubar (updated 12/08/07)
U.S. Marine Corps The Retro Homicidal Werewolf Killer ButtercupParents: Gryphon321 and Military Dad (Veteran) Sister: BAngel1982 (Veteran)Brother is in the Army JoeMarine Sexy Marine T4MinusCherry Mike first2fght1Enganged to:~CHARMED~ Sarge RamZnation sungoddessvDeployed to:Iraq FoxxF

Veterans On Fubar (updated 12/30/07)
Barbershop Singer Navy (51-54)Son: WolfEagle1499™(Veteran) Big Dog OwnerAir Force (85-87) U.S. Military DRiteGuy4U Ghost13 Military Veteran Doc USMCBrian Marines Timmy!!! ArmyMale4u Army Jasonb_0057 Flash Marines Pudge

Brian Accord From New Jersey
I LOVE HIM SO MUCH AND HE GOT ME PREGNANT AND LEFT ME WHAT SHOULD I DO THEN WHEN BRIAN ACCORD LEFT ME HE ENDED UP MARRYING MY BEST FRIEND WHAT A ASSHOLE DONT BELIEVE HIM GIRLS HE IS A PLAYER AND A JERK HE WILL HURT YOU TOO

Time Is Running Out
Time Is Running Out The time is running out, drawing closer to the end, Our fate could be destined, around the next bend, What would you do if you had only one day? Would you be helping your self, help others or prey? How would you feel, if you new you’d die tomorrow? Would you feel strong, or would you feel sorrow? How would you react, to the beginning of the end? What is the reaction, when you loose your family and friends? Will you take the pressure, if you were standing on the edge? What’s your last wish, when being pushed from the ledge? Could you hold your weight, and will you last the distance? Can you take the anger, of 10,000 people’s resistance? Could you stay intact, when the tensions getting tight? Or would you collapse, and snap your band of life? What would you do, if you fell an infinite fall? Would you reach for the ropes, or lie there on the floor? What would you do, if your soul leaves tonight? Would you have felt that you have done

Running Out Of Reasons
Running out of Reasons Running out of reasons Lost the will to live Senses frozen over Got none left to give Burning in the mornings Don’t want to open my eyes Can’t face the world today Stay on my own and hide Feeling empty in the evening A knife by my side This is my only comfort ‘GOD’ help me stay alive Choking on my thoughts Find it hard to breath I’ve given up on life My heart is starting to bleed Is there really purpose In this existence of a life Feels like it’s all in vein When we pay the price No inspiration remaining Just an empty black hole Where my mind and heart was one Is now an empty soul An everlasting nightmare From which you can’t awake Dwelling on emotions Prey for my soul to take

These Faces
Our Faces Faces, faces every where Faces here and there’s faces there Peoples faces stop and stair The faces are shocked frightened and scared Some faces are rich other faces are poor This face can’t believe it when their face wants war Just like our souls are faces have torn But these faces can heal and our souls reborn We’re nothing but animals locked in this cage Our only way out is to release all this rage It seems there’s no escape from the killing and dying We nee to stop this rage and heel the land from crying The faces are black yellow and white So don’t try and tell me which colour face is right Now this face is angry and ready to fight Time to ask yourself and ask the reason why? There’s face’s to blame, the faces in control These faces are heading to an empty black whole The only place for answers is to face your own soul Cause at the end of the day it’s your face in control We’re nothing but animals locked in this cage Our only way out is to re

Bad Mutha
BAD MUTHA (Bad To The Bone) B.T.T.B I’m a bad mutha fuck’a’, I can not be stopped. Faster than lighning, harder than rock. You think I’m a breeze, I’m like a hurricane. Demolish your house, then make it piss down with rain. 2005, on the rector scale. The devil turned me down, cause I’m too hot for hell. Longer lasting energy, than Duracell bunny. Infinity degrees, I make metal runny. More nuclear power, than uranium bars. I kick it on the moon, and get stoned on mars. Sattalite, phone fuck BT. Cause I got the power of telepathy. I’m receiving frequencies, beyond your ESP. I’m tuning into channels, from alian TV More BHP, than ten JCB. I supply the rhythm, for MC 303. Canahabis leaves, keeps me sharper than a razer. I’ve got more precision, than the most precise lazer. I’ve got the flavour, and the technic skills. Light speed reaction, for beats and the fills. I am the reason for universe, space and time. I invented the equation, to keep us all alive. I’m 1000

Us Coast Guard On Fubar (updated 8/24/07)
Gunns "Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction. We didn't pass it to our children in the bloodstream. It must be fought for, protected, and handed on for them to do the same! or one day we will spend our sunset years telling our children and our children's children what it was once was like in the United States where men were free." "Unknown Aurthor" Now keep this in mind & take a Moment to Thank the people that have or are servicing and/or making sacrifices to help Protect their Country. If you want to be added or have someone added to any of my BULLETINS and/or blogs; please send me a PRIVATE MESSAGE, labeled MILITARY BULLETIN not a profile comment As always, please message me, if I made any mistakes so I can correct them Thanks, David An USAF Disabled Veteran Served from 1986 to 1995. If you can do me 2 other small favors, I would apprciated it First, Please visit & rate this BLOG: Ou

Dark Side
DARK SIDE Welcome to the dark side, it’s where I like to take control, I’ll set you on fire, then burn your soul, I’m a cold blooded, mutated clone, If you look into my eyes, and I’ll turn you to stone, Don’t get me wrong, I’m not insane, It’s just the mentality, of my brain, Welcome to my world, of suffering and pain, Where the sun is black, and the rainbows are grey , I live in the shadows, of the darkest of nights, Drowning any, sign of a light, In the mirror, all I get is a fright, So next time you see me, you’d better close your eye’s, I feed on all of the empty spaces, I can’t help but dream, of blistered faces, I see the people hang, with there own bootlaces, I see their souls mirrored, by echoed traces, Lost in my mind, I scare nightmares from hell, Death and destruction, is all I can smell, Draining all the wishes in the wishing well, Breathing out fire balls, and chewing on rusty nails, Welcome to the dark side, this life full of pain, The torture

Essay
There lives a girl who searches high and low, day and night for a lost treasure. All she holds to help guide her is a mirror, a torn map, a box of memories, a small shovel, and a broken compass. She is lost in a world unknown to her, so vast and unpredictable. For ths, she was forced to jump overboard into turbulent seas and swim to shores undiscovered to her. In this world she has to decide who she was, who she is now, and who she will become. Do you know who the girl is? I am she, but I don’t know who she is. Who am I? On a journey I am still on, I have discovered clues about who I am. As I continue forward, I dig up more of my characteristics and I am wiping away the dust and corosion that pollutes my treasure chest of my life. Looking in the mirror, I see my physical self. I do not consider the physical part of me as the primary step in discovering myself. The mirror that I carry is a reminder of where I come from and that other people see me, not always agreeing with how I see

You Could Last 5 Minutes In The 80's
Back in the day.... When I was a kid, adults used to bore me to tears with their tedious diatribes about how hard things were when they were growing up; what with walking twenty-five miles to school every morning ... uphill BOTH ways .. yadda, yadda, yadda And I remember promising myself that when I grew up, there was no way in hell I was going to lay a bunch of crap like that on kids about how hard I had it and how easy they've got it! But now that... I'm over the ripe old age of thirty (or more), I can't help but look around and notice the youth of today. You've got it so easy! I mean, compared to my childhood, you live in a damn Utopia! And I hate to say it but you kids today you don't know how good you've got it! I mean, when I was a kid we didn't have The Internet. If we wanted to know something, we had to go to the damn library and look it up ourselves, in the card catalog!! There was no email!! We had to actually write somebody a letter ... with a pen! Then y

21 Rules Of Life
ONE. Give people more than they expect and do it cheerfully. TWO. Marry a man/woman you love to talk to. As you get older, their conversational skills will be as important as any other. THREE. Don't believe all you hear, spend all you have or sleep all you want. FOUR. When you say, "I love you," mean it. FIVE. When you say, "I'm sorry," look the person in the eye. SIX. Be engaged at least six months before you get married. SEVEN. Believe in love at first sight. EIGHT. Never laugh at anyone's dream. People who don't have dreams don't have much. NINE. Love deeply and passionately. You might get hurt but it's the only way to live life completely. TEN.. In disagreements, fight fairly. No name calling. ELEVEN. Don't judge people by their relatives. TWELVE. Talk slowly but think quickly. THIRTEEN. When someone asks you a question you don't want to answer, smile and ask, "Why do you want to know?" FOURTEEN. Remember

Facts
1) 94% of men lie about their penis size. According to condom manufacturers, only 6% of men need to use extra large condoms. 2) The average man is 5 inches long when erect (no matter what you have heard ladies, that's the truth). (incidentally the average vaginal capactity is only 6 inches, for you women who think you can handle king kong) 3) 80% of American men are circumsized. Even though Pediatricians say it is not necessary. 4) No matter what all the ads say, nothing can make your penis grow but time (most men reach the end of their growth by the early 20's) 5) There is no correlation between penis size and shoe size, hand size, or nose size. 6) Blue balls does exist! It's technically called "prostatic congestion." 7) Only 16% of men shave their privates. +Some stuff on the ladies+ ------------------------------ 1) Only 9% of women around the globe consider themselves "attractive" (20% of British women do). 43% of women use the term "natural",

You Know You Are From Corpus Christi When . . .
1. People call it "Corpus." 2. Flour Bluff is considered another town. 3. Calallen is considered "out of town". 4. People remember hurricanes fondly. 5. A big concert for us is some dude or band from the 1980's playing at Concrete Street ("T" Head) and everyone goes. 6. We get excited if a new restaurant opens in town -- even if it's an IHOP. 7. You spend 5-7 years at Del Mar for that associates degree. 8. Going for a cruise means driving down Ocean Drive. 9. You know by heart what a #1 or a #7 is at Whataburger. 10. You remember fondly when Ray first went to state in "56" and when Ray and Miller won state in 1959 and 1960 - and still talk about it like it was only yesterday. 11. You consider yourself a "Texan" or a "Buc". 12. Landry's and Joe's Crabshack are considered upscale restaurants. 13. You camp out with your family on Leopard Street for 4 days to get primo seats for the Buc Days parade. 14. There's a known difference between the HEB's. 15. You claim you want to

What The Hell
OK SO WHEN SHOULD YOU STOP LOVING SOMEONE? IN MY LIFE I HAVE HAD MANY MANY UPS AND DOWNS BEEN IN LOTS OF "RELATIONSHIPS" THAT APPARENTLY WEITHER MY DOIN OR NOT HAVE NOT WORKED..... BUT THERE ARE ALWAYS THE ONE THAT I JUST CANT GET OUT OF MY MIND I LOVE HIM BUT HATE HIM MORE.... WOULD LOVE TO JUST SAY FUCK YOU AND BYE THEN LEAVE AND NOT LOOK BACK BUT DAMN HIM HE HAS GOTTEN IN MY DREAMS AND IN MY THOUGHTS NIGHT AND DAY ALL I WOULD LIKE IS TO BE AT PIECE WITH HIM AND NOT HAVE TO PLAY HIS STUPID GAMES TO BE PART OF HIS LIFE BUT WHATEVER...I GUESS THAT WE CANT ALL HAVE OUR CAKE AND EAT IT TOO..... SO TO HIM I SAY I LOVE YOU & HATE YOU TOO....MUAH

Something I Had To Get Out Of My Head
It must have been destiny that brought us together God must have known I needed a friend Something to help me in my time of need It must have been destiny That I come to the barn that DAY A mustang that was in need of a friend From a place of freedom It must have been destiny That I come to you Sit with you in the sun, and rain till I guess you realized I was your friend It was destiny That I could ride you when no one could No harm would come to me You are my friend, I am yours You were sad that day I saw you Now I see the mustang spirit Unafraid, take everything in stride You made me forget the times I hurt You also protected me from ones who hurt me I do the same for you Do to others as you would have them do unto you Ole boy I know your only 6 but I hope you will live at least till your 20’s So that my nieces, nephews and others of my family can see you To know the horse that probably saved me, from insanity.

A Dear Friend
On Wednesday 11, 2007 I lost a friend and a co worker, they had misdiagnoised him and he thought it was just his liver, but to come reality he had panaric cancer. He served his country in Vietnam,and stood strong when most wouldn't have. Then through out his life he was in various Law Enforcement Agencies. He was 56 yrs old, he ended his career with serving the public in Department Of Corrections. I am going to miss him, already do, cause really he was more than a co-worker, friend he help me get through my dad's death, he took over like a real father and held my hand to the end. This is dedicated to his memory.

Flat Belly
Flat Belly A little boy walks into his parents' room to see his mom on top of his dad bouncing up and down. the mom sees her son and quickly dismounts, worried about what her son has seen. She dresses quickly and goes to find him. The son sees his mom and asks, "What were you and Dad doing?" The mother replies, "Well, you know your dad has a big tummy and sometimes I have to get on top of it and help flatten it." "Your wasting your time," said the boy. "Why is that?" the mom asked puzzled. "Well when you go shopping the lady next door comes over and gets on her knees and blows it right back up." LOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!

Ok Guys U Will Loee This One Lol
ok the bitch magicallydelicious..decided to copy and put the song buttons by the pussycat dolls on her page. and i have had that song on there since i joined last sept. this bitch doesnt want drama and i have stayed away from her page. but she keeps deciding to keep this thing going. i just want to let the bitch know. i changed my song because no one copies me... u can have the damn song bitch.. so if the bitch wants to play stupid games let her.. im through with her and her petty bullshit.and if she wants to put the song i have on my page on hers go for it bitch

Gender Confused???
Ok, so I am clicking around and checking out other profiles. I click some gals pic, go to her profile, and guess what??? It was not a female!!! Yeah, it was some guy with a woman's pic up!!! I don't get it, if you are not happy with the way look, why don't you use a pic of a mouse or cat or dog? Why use the pic of an attractive woman? I have noticed several gals that use some Victoria's Secret models pic. I don't get it. I am not the world's most handsome guy, but, my pics are me, not some woman or male model. If anyone has some insight on this, please enlighten me. Thanks, Arlee

My Daughter
A cold morning in feburary changed my life for ever, it is a day that I will never forget since that was the day that I became a father. I remember the day like it was yesterday. I was awoke by a smack on my back. I was told that it was time, trying not to panic I got dressed and made sure that her mom was doing ok. Calling all the family to tell them that it was time and that they needed to head to the hospital. Getting in the truck we rush to the hospital. Once we got there we got into the room and tried to get everything situated to make sure that every thing was perfect for my baby girl to be born. Time seemed to drag on as the anticipation grew, family and friends arrived to lend encouragement and support. I remember the nurse calling the doctor in to tell her that it was time. The moment was growing nearer and the tension was getting higher. The doctor looked at me and told me that it was my turn to step in and take over. My babies head was sticking out of her mother. I placed

An Ugly Man
An ugly man walks into his local pub with a big grin on his face. "What are you so happy about?" asks the barman. "Well, I'll tell you," replies the ugly man. "You know, I live by the railroad tracks. Well, on my way home last night, I noticed a young woman tied to the tracks, like in the films. I of course, went and cut her free and took her back to my place. Anyway, to make a long story short, I scored big time! We made love all night, all over the house. We did everything, me on top, sometimes her on top, every position imaginable!" "Fantastic!" exclaimed the bartender. "You lucky bastard! Was she pretty?" "I dunno . ... ...... I never found her head!"

Letter To The Irs
It's a real letter and it's awesome. The Honorable Tom Harkin 731 Hart Senate Office Building Phone (202) 224 3254 Washington DC , 20510 Dear Senator Harkin, As a native Iowan and excellent customer of Internal Revenue Service, I am writing to ask for your assistance. I have contacted the Department of Homeland Security in an effort to determine the process for becoming an illegal alien and they referred me to you. My primary reason for wishing to change my status from U.S. Citizen to illegal alien stems from the bill which was recently passed by the Senate and for which you voted. If my understanding of this bill's provisions is accurate, as an illegal alien who has been in the United States for five years, all I need to do to become a citizen is to pay a $2,000 fine and income taxes for three of the last five years. I know a good deal when I see one and I am anxious to get the process started before everyone figures it out. Simply put, those of us who ha

Jeremy Crow Rocks!!!
Jeremy Crow, who is located in my family list, has done it again! This man is an artistic genius! He created this license for Sis and me, and also made it into a skin for our profiles. Please go check him out, if you haven't already done so. You're in for a real treat! Thank you so much, Jeremy! I love my curly haired brother! :-D

Let's Get This Contest Going!!!!
I think it's about time for me to hold a contest... "Sexiest Cherry" Males and females. There will be a surprize gift or two depending on how many people enter, and when i can start... Contest will last for14 full days... Rates worth 2 comments, and comments worth one. Bombing allowed. Self commenting NOT allowed. You will need to rely on your friends for this one. 1st place will receive a Porsche. 2nd place will receive a Tropical Vacation. 3rd place will receive a Ring (man's or woman's) and a Platinum Cherry. 4th and 5th place will receive a Platinum Cherry. All other places will receive a Trophy. So Private message me with the link to the picture you would like to use. All pictures MUST BE Safe for work!!! Any questionable pictures will not be used. I would like to start this contest as soon as possible. Please repost this for me. There may be people that are not in my friends list that would like to be in this contest..

Pin Up Girl Contest
TO MY FRIENDS & FANS >>>>THIS IS THE CONTEST UR GONNA VOTE ON....I DONT CARE IF U VOTE FOR OTHERS AS WELL BUT U BETTER BOMB ME WITH AS MANY COMMENTS AS U CAN ALL WEEK LONG...THANK U MUAHHH WEEK #8....PICS: sneak preview only These pics and album OPENS TOMORROW - afternoon THS PIC IS CLOSED UNTIL TOMORROW 1 THS PIC IS CLOSED UNTIL TOMORROW 2 THS PIC IS CLOSED UNTIL TOMORROW 3 THS PIC IS CLOSED UNTIL TOMORROW 4 THS PIC IS CLOSED UNTIL TOMORROW 5 THS PIC IS CLOSED UNTIL TOMORROW 6 THS PIC IS CLOSED UNTIL TOMORROW 7 THS PIC IS CLOSED UNTIL TOMORROW 8 THS PIC IS CLOSED UNTIL TOMORROW 9 THS PIC IS CLOSED UNTIL TOMORROW 10 THS PIC IS CLOSED UNTIL TOMORROW 11 THS PIC IS CLOSED UNTIL TOMORROW 12 THS PIC IS CLOSED UNTIL TOMORROW 13

Men
I'm curious about something....are there any men out there who still know how to treat a woman?? What I mean by that is...are there any of you who still open doors...pull a chair out....call just to say "Hi" and see how things are going....actually have concern for her feelings???? Is chivalry completely dead now?? Do any of you believe in love??

Belong
I just wrote this and figured this was the best place for it ;-) I'm not were I belong and I want it all I hide from you and you hide from me if I showed you who i was from the beginning you would hold me up instead you hold me down I look up and lick your boots you turn and sit on my face you scream in exotic and pull my pants down I tell you i want to taste every drop as you shove my throbbing cock in your mouth I nibble on your clit as you suck on my balls but I'm not were i belong and I want it all I slap your ass as you deep throat me feeling your lips on every inch I start to moan but I'm not were I belong and I want it all I get up and turn you around and push you over the coach slowly sliding it in from behind you moan and I grab your hair pulling your head back you clench the back of the coach I can feel you pulsating the worth and the wetness of you makes me harder just as your about to climax I pull out and flip you over with your legs b

So Tired Of The Pain
I wake up each day regretful. Regretful that my eyes even opened. Im so tired of all the chaos. Im tired of always coping. My life seems like a mistake to me when I think about the past. So many regrets and not enough joys. How long does misery last? I need to find an escape for me to break away for good. See everything is hard right now and if I knew what to do, I would. The anguish for the losses and tears. The laughter that hasnt been heard. The suffering for the wasted years. The silence in an unspoken word. My eyes are tired and seen too much. I just want to fade away. Close them for the permanance. Will tomorrow be ok?

I Woke Up This Mornin
you opened my eyes up to a whole new world a world with out pain and hate a world were I feel alive I've been dead to long won't you wake me up shake me up just don't break me up bring this all to an end now you showed me the heart wants what the heart wants and the head will play tricks on you when your sleeping I've been dead to long won't you wake me up shake me up just don't break me up bring this all to an end now ok the end is near now don't leave now I want to play now oh no I'm a sleep now I've been dead to long won't you wake me up shake me up just don't break me up bring this all to an end now

Give Up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I sit and think about what my life has become and I wonder what the point is? I don't see any reason to stay here other than my son. I can't take the pain any more, I want it all to end. I don't want to be here anymore. I don't want to feel and I don't know how to stop feeling. I want to run far away and never come back and never look back, but I have no where to go, so I am stuck in this hell hole that I live in to suffer and feel the pain. I look at those in the world and they all seem so happy. I want a man who loves me and can handle it when I push him away when I am down and not make be feel worse then I already do, but I don't think there is anyone who can handle my mood swings. I hate the fact that I can feel my heart break everyday. I hate the fact that all I want to do is cry and it takes so much to keep the tears from falling. I don't know if I can keep them from falling for much longer. I want to crawl in a hole and never come out cause that seems so much easier then deal

My Friend
My Friend My friend we've walked together For so many happy days You've given me such joy in life In so many different ways. I can count on you to cheer me When I'm feeling kind of blue You bring a smile and laughter With the thoughtful things you do. Today's the day I tell you How much you mean to me You have a place within my heart And true friends we'll always be.

Just When I Think I'm Numb...
I still get pissed off everytime my ex pulls stupid ass petty shit...but seeing as how the stupid petty shit ONLY hurts my son and I...and he sits pretty...I think I should be pissed... But what does getting pissed do for me...? Makes me feel like shit...b/c all I can do is stew in the pissedness... Not only could I never stoop to this lvl but when I manage to come the smallest bit close to it...I feel guilty the whole time...b/c thats who I am...I don't fuck people over nomatter how much they deserve it...I let karma take care of it... ...karma's been taking a vacation... So I got fucked out of doing what I was supposed to do tonight...but also made to stand out in the cold rain on my porch for a good while holding Adahy...to the point that when I finnally got to tput my son down my arm twitched like mad for an hour...a feeling more irritating than the pain... Long story short...when I leave I am nice enough to leave the key with his folks...b/c thats the plan... He leav

A Very Romantic Scene In Romeo And Juliet
He jests at scars that never felt a wound. [Juliet appears above at a window.] But soft, what light through yonder window breaks? It is the east and Juliet is the sun! Arise, fair sun, and kill the envious moon, Who is already sick and pale with grief (5) That thou her maid art far more fair than she. Be not her maid, since she is envious; Her vestal livery is but sick and green, (10) And none but fools do wear it. Cast it off. It is my lady, O, it is my love! (10) O that she knew she were! She speaks, yet she says nothing; what of that? Her eye discourses, I will answer it. I am too bold: 'tis not to me she speaks. Two of the fairest stars in all the heaven, (15) Having some business, do entreat her eyes To twinkle in their spheres till they return. What if her eyes were there, they in her head? The brightness of her cheek would shame those stars, As daylight doth a lamp. Her eyes in heaven (20) Would through the airy region stream so bright That birds wo

Trying To Make It
I feel like I'm lost at this moment in time, I'm not able to hold on to a dime, Too many things changing, My brain is rearanging, Good times and bad, Not happy, but yet not sad, For better or worse, Its a blessing, Its a curse, Thoughts of me and thoughts of you, Lord help me can all this really be true. Life has came and life has past, Just once I want to be sain Feel no pain, I am first shoved into last. Trust, Love and Joyfullness, Things I have been victim to, Now I keep it away from you, Ive played so long now I'm left in darkness Thinking I knew how, when, and where, Living life without a care. Wake up one day feeling so naked, Where have I been what have I done, I thought I was old only finding out I'm still young. I have done right, and my share of wrong, The feelings for you have gotten quite strong, I feel like I can trust you, It feels like you care, Please dont hurt me, my heart just couldnt bare. I need a guide into this light, For w

Chapter 16 Oops
Death and Melissa had decided to make a list of all the places a lost soul might decide to visit, haunt, wait, whatever. The list was short as each of them had no experience on the subject. Melissa even called a medium that was advertised, to get advice. She was promptly told for a hundred dollars her whole life could be layed before her. When she tried to get answers about where abouts of a lost soul, the person hung up. So on the list they had compiled, was written 1. Graveyards 2. Churches 3. Hells gate 4. Heavens gate 5. Hospitals/clinics The list being so short had everything to do with ignorance and nothing to do with how to get started. Melissa looked over at Death, and found him staring at her. "What are you looking at? Dont do that, makes me think you wanna take me with you." Death was thinking exactly that, and didnt know why as he had no heart, or feelings or wasnt supposed to anyway. "Whats it like?" "Whats what like?" "Being alive, doing stu

For You
I'd die for you cry for you kill for you put my life on still for you I'd fight for you do right by you do anything you want me to I'd leave with you never look back you're my only light when everything is black without you I don't think my heart can beat I've fallen in love with you you've swept me off my feet. and so it goes, I love you I'd do anything and everything just for you.

Love
Love is like the seeds of life, To root is full of pain and strife. But to grow it’s like a great Oak tree, Straight and strong for eternity. Love is what I offer you, calm and oh, so true! Love is life between two who shares, A life between two who really cares. Love is ours, if you agree, To spend your life being with me!

You Ask Me If
You ask me if I love you, and I ask myself how to begin to share with you the feelings in my heart. You inspire in me a love so deep words cannot describe it, so powerful that it overwhelms my every thought. You ask me if I love you, and I wish there were a way you could just see into my soul and find the depth of passion, tenderness, and love that holds you closer to my heart than anyone or anything else.

Oh What Can I Say This Time?
Well, I am glad to see that I am off work until Wednesday. Somehow I am just not surprised at the turn of events with the days either we're getting off early or getting the whole day off. Why should I? I mean I am used to this by now. Steve's had this schedule before when it got slow (While I was babysitting for a friend last year) and that just was the cycle at the time. We have our busy times and our down times at work and this is one of them. But I am not worried. I have been so ready to leave by the end of the day anyway so this is just a slight reprieve I guess. :)

Doaes Your Name Fit You...mine Does
J: Freaking Rowdy O: Is a freak in bed A: Gorgeous N: One of the best bf/gf anyone could ask for I: Loves to laugh E: Freakin beautiful eyes Not too sure about what A says, but others seem ok A: Gorgeous B: Loves peoplE C: Best Sense of Humor! D: Has one of the best personalities ever E: Freakin Beautiful eyes F: People wild and crazy adore you G: Never let people tell you what to do H: Easy to fall in love with I: loves to laugh J: Freaking Rowdy K: Really silly L: Really easy to fall in love with H: Easy to fall in love with M: makes dating fun N: One of the best bf/gf anyone could ask for O: Is a freak in bed P: Popular with all types of people Q: A hypocrite R: great girlfriend/boyfriend S: Lives life for fun T: GREAT kisser U:Gets blamed for everything V: Not judgmental W: Very broad minded X: Never let people tell you what to do Y: Loved by everybody Z: Lives life for fun

Best Kid Contest Starts Tommorrow Morning At 9 Am
~*~ Kid Contest!~*~ I'm doing a kid contest! Kids any age can join! 1st Kid Is...... with 1 comments 2nd Kid is...... with 1 comments 3rd Kid is...... with 1 comments 4th Kid is...... with 1 comments 5th Kid is...... with 1 comments 6th Kid is...... with 1 comments 7th Kid is...... with 1 comments 8th Kid is..... with 1 comments 9th Kid is..... with 1 comments 10th Kid is..... with 1 comments 11th Kid is...... with 1 comments 12th Kid is...... with 1 comments 13th Kid is......

My Last Goodbye
Ive been thinking a lot lately about my life. Its never made sense to me. All Ive known is joys turned pain. Its time to set this free. The help that I have given friends has left me in the dark. Some were there and some did care. Others ripped me apart. Its come to this, my final wish, to just remain asleep. To say goodbye would do no good. How many people would weep? Dont cry for me, just lend a smile because I left it all. I needed help and was left alone so I alone took the fall. Thats how its been for so very long, my kindness taken for weakness. Imagine me in the coffin of freedom, wearing the suit made of neatness. I see this vision approaching fast and please do not ask why. Just rest assured that Im alone My eyes too dry to cry. Its sad to you but relief for me cus Im tired of feeling like this. Ill close my eyes and reunite in death with those I miss.

Maybe I'm Part Indian
According to the article at the link below, Indian men have small ones compared to international condom standards. Indian men don't measure uphttp://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/Indian_men_dont_measure_up/articleshow/738607.cmsIt should be noted that I'm below international standards too.In millimeters, I'm 146 in length, and 38 in width.International Standards"As per international standards, most condoms are 150 mm to 180 mm in length and 44 to 56 mm in width."

Love Is The Law, Love Under Will.
Love is the law, love under will. Fraternally, 666 I. MAGICK Is the Science and Art of causing Change to occur in conformity with Will. II. POSTULATE: ANY required Change may be effected by application of the proper kind and degree of Force in the proper manner through the proper medium to the proper object. III. THEOREMS: 1. Every intentional act is a Magical Act. 2. Every successful act has conformed to the postulate. 3. Every failure proves that one or more requirements of the postulate have not been fulfilled. 4. The first requisite for causing any change is thorough qualitative and quantitative understanding of the condition. 5. The second requisite of causing any change is the practical ability to set in right motion the necessary forces. 6. "Every man and every woman is a star." That is to say, every human being is intrinsically an independent individual with his own proper character and proper motion. 7. Every man and every woman has a

Chapter 15
Marrissa had taken to visiting the hospital alot in between her good and bad deeds. The peacefullness of the place was a balm for her. A lot of people thought hospitals were noisy busy places, and of course for the living and surviving they are, but for the passing soul it is a quiet surreal kind of noise. Calming. Well for the most part. Every once in a while a soul fought passing, causing frenzy in the emergency rooms, when all was for aught anyway. The ones that Marrissa loved the most though were the stupid ones, the ones that she could convince that this was hell and they were never gonna leave the hospital for eternity. Boy those were good times. But for right now, Marrissa was just floating along looking for something to do, someone to connect with, some peace. Sometimes she thought of that handsome angel Satan, and wondered really just what that was gonna be like, probably give her a vibrator with no batteries and make her look at him all the time. Now that would b

Thanks Ya'll
hey ya'll not gonna get all mushy and shit on ya just wanted too say thank u for everyone that rates my pics and sends comments everyday means alot.. I personally dont get too thank everyone so im doing it now.. hugs and all that lol hope everyone is having a great weekend... mines been good so far (ONE MORE DAY THOUGH ) HELL we all know how stuff can change lol.. anyways have a good night and ty again Bec

Farm Girl Birth Control
There were three gals who were getting married and all met at the marriage counselor's office to discuss the options of having or not having a baby right away. There were two city gals and one farm gal. The counselor asked them if they planned on having a baby right away or were going to wait awhile. They all agreed that they had discussed this with their potential husbands and all agreed to wait awhile. Well, the counselor asked the first gal what type of birth control she planned to use. Her answer was, "The rhythm method." "That will work," said the counselor, "if you keep a good record." He asked the second gal what system she planned on using. "I plan on using birth control pills," she said. Again he said, "Yes that will work as long a s you don't forget to take them." He then asked the farm girl what system she was planning on using. Her answer was, "The pail and saucer method" After a short delay, he told her that should also work. He asked them all to come back in one yea

Shackled
God it was hot out! Danny was sweltering as he made his final delivery for Elmo’s Finer Foods, the bags of groceries getting heavier and heavier as the day had worn on, until finally he was down to the last stop. It was a large stately home at the far end of Main St. almost out of town. The name on the bags said “Deb Ryan”. They must be new in town because Danny was at least acquainted with just about everyone who lived in Eldon. As he rang the door he again thought about how warm and thirsty he was. The door opened and a very tall dark haired lady of about 45 asked his to come in. She was a striking woman with long hair, long slim legs, and a very big chest! Danny caught himself staring at her as he moved into the living room and headed to the kitchen. “Thirsty,” she asked? “And how,” he answered!!! With that she gave him a tall glass of cold lemonade and motioned for his to follow her into the den. As he settled into the easy chair at the far end of the room, Deb Ryan sat down on the

Car Accident
Just wanted to apologize to my friends as of late. I have been gone awhile because I had been in a major car accident and just now getting around. Things are back to normal now and I appreciate all of you and sorry to make any of y'all worrry. May God bless all of you and I love you for your loyalty and friendship. Sincerely, Chris

Nobody
yeah i am seat here in the couch.. nobody online nobody to talk 2... lonely in strange country...i can't sleep.. continous nightmares.. i keep dreaming that china is going to invade us here in usa.. i miss my best buddies.. they should be in the beach .. drinking and smoeking weed.. or maybe just chilin having fun.. yes i have a girl.. for the one that did't know it.. still in puerto rico with my parents.. and i miss her so much.. is the love of my life.. i took some pics today.. with makeup and red lipstick.. just not me.. well i am being feeling lately that i am not me anymore.. i am lost.. i just writimg thoughs here while i smoke cigaaretes and my friend is sleeping... i am just keep thinking in work and family... and I wish to have a big blunt with weed.. and a medalla "puertorican beer" seating in my house.. i miss just hanguing with my cats and friends.. miss my life.. i wanna it back..., but you know what there is no turning back.. I sell everything, I ha

My Sexual Zodiac
Aries You are so full of energy, you constantly attract hotties, and you are always the dominant one in the sack. It is very easy for you approach people because you have so much confidence and you are very forward about your feelings. You are very likely to have lots of sexual partners, (sometimes all at once), and be the most sexually experienced of any of your friends. Sex matches: Gemini, Leo, Sagittarius Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

My Sex Sign
Scorpio You are very dominant in bed, and you like to control your relationship in general. You are so intense in the sack that none of your partners will ever forget you. You are an amazing lover, because you like to have an equal amount of give and take. Sex matches: Cancer, Capricorn, Pisces Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Fucktard!
BIG_SEXY a.k.a. BIG_PAPA@ CherryTAP Yes that guy up there..a big Fucking dicksmack! Ya see he made friends with one of my friends..Kimy..yes Kimy..gotta love her. What does he do..well he took her ID..but no worries said he would return it to her..as long as she shows him her tits and ass...If yall know Kimy she aint going out like that and said FU..atta girl Kimy. So really what kind of insecure lil boy needs to take a womans ID to see tits and ass? This net is full of cam whores..so to you lil man with no BALLS get a fucking life..you waste of skin! here is his ID if anyone feels the need to play...*wink* onegr8hockeyplaya I hate FUCKING dumb ignorant usless lil dicksmacks! ~Razor~

Poem 4/14/07
poem 4/14/07 Current mood: scared i was the one who treated you like shit and kept you hidden from others oh wait that wasnt me. i was the one that cheated on you while you wernt looking oh wait that wasnt me i was the one that beated you and threatened ya if you told sorry not that person either i was the person that just wanted one night stands and run away the next morning while you were a sleep wouldnt stoop to that level , next I was the one who could've prevented you from falling on your face by helping you out of the car but i didnt not him either I was the one that gave a damn, who'd give my heart my spirit to make any one happy. to bring a smile to one's face and bring stability of love to your life that is me and i get chosed over by oompa loompa lowlifes that do the other above things how they deserve to have love in there lives i dont know but i know in the end all will be justified david allen bosley

The Obituary For The Late Mr. Common Sense
Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape. He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; Why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault. Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 -year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition. Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they

Omg Did You Know?!?!?!?!?!?!
That X~Dealer RAWKS MY SAWKS!! Well he does! He is a totally awesome friend... so if you havnt go rate him, fan him, and add him. After that make him a personal salute! You never know what he will do for you!! X~Dealer Rawks ♥ My ♥ Sawks!!! ♥DJ Paige!! ‡ X DEALER ® ™...@ CherryTAP

Men Are Men
Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the craps table. A very attractive blonde woman from Texas arrived ...and bet twenty-thousand dollars ($20,000) on a single roll of the dice. She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I play topless." With that, she stripped to the waist; rolled the dice; and yelled, "Come on, baby.... Southern Girl needs new clothes!" As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up-and-down... and squealed..."YES! YES! I WON! I WON!" She hugged each of the dealers... and then picked up her winnings and her clothes, and quickly departed. The dealers stared at each other dumfounded. Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?" The other answered, "I don't know... I thought you were watching." Moral --- Not all Southerners are stupid. Not all blondes are dumb. But, all men.....are men.

Are You A Red Neck Here Are Some Questions
A couple of easy steps to find out. 1. Have your ever said Hey ya'll watch this and ended up in the hospital? 2. Used a road sign to sight in your rifle? 3. Drank so much that you have woke up in the bed with a woman who weighs twice as much as you do? 4. Ever threw up in your boot? 5. Woke up naked in your front or back yard? 6. You scratch yourself no matter when are where you are at? 7. When you fart you invite others to come share the aroma with you? 8. You have ever shared a spit can. 9. You got lost in the woods, chased up a tree by wild hogs, then have an owl fly into your head. (Bodine your my hero) 10. Poured you sippin whiskey in your truck to give it enough gas to make it home. 11. Have ever shit on your overall straps. 12. Touched yourself in an impure manner while in your tree stand. 13. Accidentally shot a hole in your house while cleaning your gun. 14. Fell out of your tree stand and break both of your

Don't Fuck With Old People 3
An elderly man walks into a confessional. The following conversation ensues: Man: "I am 92 years old, have a wonderful wife of 70 years, many children, grandchildren, and great grandchildren. Yesterday, I picked up two college girls, hitchhiking. We went to a motel, where I had sex with each of them three times." Priest: "Are you sorry for your sins?" Man: "What sins?" Priest: "What kind of a Catholic are you?" Man: "I'm Jewish." Priest: "Why are you telling me all this?" Man: "I'm 92 years old .... I'm telling everybody."

Asian Submissive (dedicated To Mia)
"Mrs. Tate wishes to seed you in the bathroom, immediately," Gordon Tate said to the beautiful oriental submissive, "you may finish polishing the silverware later!!!" "Yes, sir," Miki Lee replied while averting her master's gaze, "right away!!!" The completely naked young woman quickly made her way to the gigantic bathroom just off the Tate's personal bedroom, and as was usually the custom, Valerie Tate was lolling in the whirlpool bath, waiting for the Asian beauty to join her in the swirling waters!!! "Did you finish with the silver service, dear," Valerie Tate asked evenly!?! "No, ma'am," Miki asked softly, "almost!" "Well, I have a much more important duty for you to take care of," the fortyish woman offered gently, "now please, climb in and join me!!! As much as Valerie Tate loved a good hard fucking by a big cock, there was something very special about being breast to breast with a beautiful young woman who would do your bidding with no questions asked!!! Valerie pulled Miki's mo

A Raise!
The Day the Penis asked for a Raise I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons: I do physical labor. I work at great depths. I plunge headfirst into everything I do. I do not get weekends or public holidays off. I work in a damp environment. I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation. I work in high temperatures. My work exposes me to contagious diseases. Sincerely, P. Niss The Response: Dear Penis: After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons: You do not work 8 hours straight. You fall asleep after brief work periods. You do not always follow the orders of the management team. You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting other locations. You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working. You leave the workplace

Don't Fuck With Old People 2
The Skinny Dippers & The Old man An elderly man in Louisiana had owned a large farm for many years. He had a large pond in the back. It was properly shaped for swimming & he had fixed it up with picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some apple and peach trees. One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't been there for a while, and look it over. He grabbed a five gallon bucket to bring back some fruit. As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. As he came closer he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond. He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end. One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you leave, you dirty old man!" The old man frowned, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies or even make you get out of the pond." Holding the bucket up he said, "I'm here to feed the alligator." Moral: Some old men can still think fast.

God Bless America!
I'm sorry, but after hearing they want to sing OUR National Anthem in Spanish - enough is enough! NEVER did they sing it in Italian, Japanese, Polish, Irish-Celtic, German, Portuguese, Greek, French, or any other language because of immigration. It was written by Francis Scott Key and should be sung word for word the way it was written. The news broadcasts gave a translation that's NOT even close. Sorry if this offends anyone, but this is THIS IS MY COUNTRY! Do YOU - sing MY National Anthem in YOUR COUNTRY IN ENGLISH ? ? ? And, because I make this statement DOES NOT mean I'm against immigration!!! YOU ARE WELCOME HERE IN MY COUNTRY. Welcome to come through like everyone else has. Get a sponsor ! Get a place to lay your head ! Get a job ! Live by OUR rules ! Pay YOUR taxes ! And LEARN THE LANGUAGE LIKE ALL OTHER IMMIGRANTS HAVE IN THE PAST!!! AND PLEASE DON'T DEMAND THAT WE HAND OVER OUR LIFETIME SAVINGS OF SOCIAL SE

Chapter 14
Marrissa materialized in the living room at the same time as the woman, pulling a blanket from the couch she threw it up and over the woman, who immediately fell down to her knees, keening and praying some kind of shit. After letting the woman babble a bit, she pushed her way into the body, stretched to get the feel , turning her " head" left and right looking for the telephone. " George, this is Dawn. Come get the kids now. I can't handle this shit on my own. In fact I can't handle anything anymore. All I want is my drugs, my money and my booze. Bring the papers with you, I'll sign em, really, no no no, not a joke, I am not gonna call the cops. Are you kidding? Im losing it here George. The house is haunted, my body is being possessed, my mind is gone, all I want to do is get rid of these damn brats and go find some z's. Now George, come now!" And with that Marrissa hung up the phone and settled down on the couch. " hey kids come in here now." Slowly the childr

Labor Pains
A married couple went to the hospital to have their baby delivered. Upon their arrival, the doctor said that the hospital was testing an amazing new high-tech machine that would transfer a portion of the mother's labor pain to the baby's father. He asked if they were willing to try it out. Both said they were very much in favor of it. The doctor set the pain transfer to 10 percent for starters, explaining that even 10 percent was probably more pain than the father had ever experienced before. But as the labor progressed, the husband felt fine and asked the doctor to go ahead and kick it up a notch. The doctor then adjusted the machine to 20 percent pain transfer. The husband was still feeling fine. The doctor then checked the husband's blood pressure and was amazed at how well he was doing. At this point they decided to try for 50 percent. The husband continued to feel quite well. Since the pain transfer was obviou sly helping the wife considerably, the husband encouraged t

Son's Christening Poem
Dylan your're our little angel; And forever you will be. Today you become an angel of God; In the presence of family. May his light shine a upon you; And keep you safe and warm. And may he stand beside you; And be your shelter in lifes storm. Your friends and God parents attend; As original sin is cleansed away. Go forth and live a happy life; For God has touched you today. November 2005

Simple
OK HERE ARE A FEW SIMPLE THINGS THAT SEEM TO BE COMMON SENSE TO ME. MAYBE NOT EVERYONE KEEPS SHIT AS SIMPLE AS MYSELF. 1) PPL ON THE INTERNET ARE PHONY 90% OF THE TIME 2) REAL FRIENDS ARE HARD TO FIND. EVEN HARDER ON THE INTERNET 3) IF YOU HAVE AN ISSUE WITH SOME ONE TAKE IT TO THEM, DON'T DRAG EVERYONE IN THE WORLD INTO IT. 4) THE NICEST THING ABOUT THE INTERNET, IF YOU WANNA IGNORE SOMEONE/SOMETHING IGNORE IT. THATS WHY THE POWERS THAT BE IN THE INTERNET WORLD MADE BLOCK/DELETE OPTIONS NOW A SET OF MY OWN PERSONAL RULES AND THINGS IMMA INCORPORATE INTO MY LIFE. 1)ANY DRAMA BROUGHT TO ME, YOU WILL BE BLOCKED AND DELETED FROM ANY MESSENGERS I MIGHT HAVE YOU ON, ASWELL AS DELETED FROM MY FRIENDS/FAN LIST. 2) DON'T BRING YOUR EFFIN DRAMA TO ME (SEE RULE# 1) 3) IF YOUR GONNA FALL IN LOVE OVER THE INTERNET, EXPECT YOUR HEART TO GET BROKEN. (SEE COMMON SENSE LIST #1) NOW IF PPL ARE GONNA HATE ME, GREAT, JUST MEANS YOU WILL BE CLOSER TO THE TOP OF THE LIST OF PPL T

The Sex Shop
A little old lady, well into her eighties, slowly enters the front door of a sex shop. Obviously very unstable on her feet, she wobbles the few feet across the store to the counter. Finally arriving at the counter and grabbing it for support, stuttering she asks the sales clerk "Dddooo youuuu hhhave dddddiilllldosss?" The clerk, politely trying not to burst out laughing, replies "Yes we do have dildos. Actually we carry many different models." The old woman then asks "Dddddoooo yyyouuuu ccaarrryy aaa pppinkk onnee, tttenn inchessss lllong, aaandd aabboutt ttwoo inchesss ththiickk...aaand rrunns by bbaatteries?" The clerk responds, "Yes we do." She asks, "Ddddooo yyoooouuuu kknnnoooww hhhowww tttooo ttturrrnnn ttthe ssunoooffabbitch offffff?

Are You A Cellphone Addict
Are You A Cellphone Addict?Congratulations, according to our experts, you scored : 83% which makes you A Major AddictYou are really addicted to your cellphone. If they ever came out with brain implants for cellphones we bet you would want one. Do you even remember what a regular phone looks like?Are You A Cellphone Addict, find out at Quizopolis.com

Well
i guess im bitching and complaing but i guess thats what humans do when something bothers them and it keeps happing and no matter how much you try to change it it still keeps happening . so let me put it this way and see if you understand the constant games the constant words that make you think and see that things are ok but they are not the constant hows my girl doing the hows my hun doing when you see in reality its all lies im not your girl im just your toy till you find some one better .. its a constant cycle with me am i not good enough? or am i to good that you just cant handle me . then you wonder why im so gaurded because i have my reason and my reasons are becoming real to my human eye so i sit and wait for you rebutle and then laugh in your face cause theres only one chance with me... and your time is almost up actually no it is up its done its over im tired of the games and the lies i havent found anyone thats real honest and to the point like me and i don

Don't Fuck With Old People
DR. APPOINTMENT They always ask at the doctor's office why you are there, and you have to answer in front of others what's wrong and sometimes it is embarrassing. There's nothing worse than a Doctor's Receptionist who insists you tell her what is wrong with you in a room full of other patients. I know most of us have experienced this, and I love the way this old guy handled it. An 86 year old man walked into a crowded waiting room and approached the desk.... The Receptionist said, "Yes sir, what are you seeing the Doctor for today?" "There's something wrong with my dick", he replied. The receptionist became irritated and said, "You shouldn't come into a crowded waiting room and say things like that." "Why not? You asked me what was wrong and I told you," he said. The Receptionist replied, "Now you've caused some embarrassment in this room full of people. You should have said there is something wrong with your ear or something and discussed the problem further wi

Total Wonderful Day...
Went to work this morning and had a ball...I love working with the public...Had this little older gentleman who told us jokes all day made the day go by faster...He was super cool.....Brianna and Brad are wonderful co worker I will work with them every weekend from now on...Just love it...Had a good friend from Tyson ask me out for coffee going to take him up on it...Just nice to have someone to talk to...All in all its turning out to be a great weekend...Hope all my friends,fans and family is having a great weekend also...Well got to go for now ...Bye bye

My Opinion
I can go forever on this but I'll make this short for the interest of keeping peoples attention. There is the way that lots of people seem to do most often, and that is of course judging people by their looks. You hear so often people saying things like how hot someone is. Obviously because of their looks. YOu know the saying "Don't judge a book by a cover"? I have seen people like that. They have looks but when it comes up to brains, they are usually lacking in that department. Now the way that I personally like and that people should actually look for is by personality. You get to know them more that way and see what interests you have in common. Or don't have if that is the case. I have seen and heard lots of examples of when somebody has gone for looks other then personallity. A larger percentage of the ones that are due to personality are the ones that last. -talk2animals

Invitation
If this were an event I planned for if I had known that you were coming I would break out a fine wine we'd celebrate. A toast to all we've come from, and invitation to sublime. but there is no warning no plans no reason. You arrived. I was not expecting you, but I welcome you. Sit beside me talk a while. Share with me your darkest feelings and you will hear of mine. Take my hand we'll walk beyond the surface until we reach the other side.

I Must Have Stupid Written On My Forehead
Apparently I have stupid written on me. Just so we are all on the same page. I am not giving out a yahoo, msn, or any other IM service name to anyone. I don't want to see your NSFW pics and no you can't have my phone number. I don't want to hear you breathe heavy or have any sort of internet sex with you. If I want to have sex with someone there are plenty of people here in my hometown that I can call up. Come on people look ay my pics, its not like I can't just go out and get some if I really wanted to. SO STOP ASKING!!!!!!!!!!!

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I personally recommend this must have tool for any musician, writer or lyricist. 100% FREE! Click Here to Learn More Click Here to Learn More "This is a 'must have' for any musician, writer or lyricist! No doubt, there will be statesmen and government copywriters using this program for speech writing (if they aren’t already!). This software is a 'no-brainer' for inclusion into school programs and as an adjunct tool within the curriculums; it is simple enough to be used at the grade school and high school levels and provides such advanced features that university students will benefit greatly by using it as well! This very well may be the 'killer app.' of the lyrical world and it’s FREE!" More... ~Professor Joseph Pisano Director of Music and Fine Arts Technology Assistant Chairman of Music and Fine Arts Grove City College, Grove City, PA

Reneck Bubba
Bubba called his attorney and asked, "Is it true theys suin them cigarette companies fer causin people to git cancer ?" "Yes, Bubba, sure is true," responded the lawyer. "And now someone is suin them fast food restaurants fer makin them fat an cloggin their arteries with all Them burgers an fries, is that true, Mista Lawyer?" "Sure is, Bubba." "And that lady sued McDonalds for millions when she was gave that hot coffee that she ordered?" "Yep." "And that football player sued that university when he gradiated and still couldn't read?" "That's right," said the lawyer." "But why are you asking?" "Well, I was thinkin . ... What I want to know is, kin I sue Budweiser fer all them ugly women I slept with?"

Born To Suck
Kate couldn’t help it! She wanted to stop but something inside her wouldn’t let her! Kate was from all appearances a normal eighteen year old junior in high school. Average looks, average grades, nice friends, good parents, nothing to worry about. Well not exactly, you see Kate was addicted to oral sex! She would suck anyone, anywhere, at anytime. She couldn’t be exactly sure of why, but all she knew was that she had a burning uncontrollable desire to have her mouth around a hard cock or her tongue buried in a hot warm pussy! Walking home from school, Kate stopped off at the store to buy some school supplies. The lady salesclerk was a fifty five year old spinster who probably had never had it from anyone before, but she had heard about Kate from one of her bridge partners. When she recognized her she decided to see if what she had heard was true. “Come with me,” she said to Kate, and the led her to the store room at the rear of the store. Not sure if she should try it, the older la

Jokes
BE STRONG A guy breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you." To which his wife responds, "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"

Party Time
Somebody gave this link to me and i must say it looks really nice , so i subscribed up there , iff you all wanna chat sometimes with me pls do same just like me , become member in this lounge and make it Great Toghether Jena http://www.cherrytap.com/lounge.php?l=6809

The Reunion
My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion, and I kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a nearby table. My wife asked, "Do you know her?" Yes," I sighed, "She's my old girlfriend. I understand she took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober since." My God!" said my wife, "Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?"

Hey Here's What I've Been Doing At Work The Past Couple Of Weeks!
Photo Sharing - Upload Video - Video Sharing - Share Photos This is the fixture I wrote a program to make, and the part that will be cut in it. Photo Sharing - Upload Video - Video Sharing - Share Photos This is the CNC machine that runs the program and cuts the parts. Photo Sharing - Upload Video - Video Sharing - Share Photos This is the part after I run the first program on it so it can go into the fixture! Photo Sharing - Upload Video - Video Sharing - Share Photos This is the completed part :D

Had A Good Night...
I had a good night tonight. The in-law came over and watched the kid while my wife and I went out. Then we came home and got it on. All in all, a good night! My kid's really sick though, so that kinda bites. But I guess kids get sick, right? Life goes on. I hope your night goes as well as mine has, dear reader! SEE YA!

Dr. Smith
A flat-chested young lady went to Dr. Smith about enlarging her tiny breasts. Dr. Smith advised her, "Every day after your shower rub your chest and say, "Scooby doobie doobies, I want bigger boobies." She did this faithfully for several months and it worked! She grew terrific D-cup boobs! One morning she was running late, got on the bus and in a panic realized she had forgotten her morning ritual. Frightened she might lose her lovely boobs if she didn't recite the little rhyme, she stood right there in the middle aisle of the bus closed her eyes and said, "Scooby doobie doobies, I want bigger boobies." A guy sitting nearby looked at her, "By any chance, are you a patient of Dr. Smith's?" Why, yes I am... How did you know?" He leaned closer, winked and whispered, "Hickory dickory dock..."

I Received This From Lowrider69
A healthy woman is much like a wolf, strong life force, life-giving, territorily aware, intuitive and loyal. Yet seperation from her wildish nature causes a woman to become meager, anxious, and fearful. The wild nature carries the medicine for all things. She carries stories, dreams, words and songs. She carries everything a woman needs to be and know. She is the essence of the female soul... With the wild nature as ally and teacher, we see not through two eyes only, but through the many eyes of intuition. With intuition we are like the starry night, we gaze at the world through a thousand eyes. It does not mean to lose one's primary socializations. It means quite the opposite. The wild nature has a vast integrity to it. It means to establish territory, to find one's pack, to be in one's body with certainty and pride, to speak and act in one's behalf, to be aware, to draw on the innate feminine powers of intuition, to find what one belongs to, to rise with dignity, to

Not Much To Say
Well ... like its says .. not much to say .. i worked some over time today just because i felt like being nice lol seriously under staffed at work so i went in on my Saturday and missed half a day of sun ... o well i will make up for it all tomorrow .. headed off to the river for a fire and beer !!! yaaaay should be a good day trucks mud and hotdogs cooked on a open fire and lots of beer .. cant wait well .. i think i have babbled enough for now .. laterz

Our Children
Our Children We give them life, we hope and pray, That they`ll move on not go away. We give them love and keep them safe, Hope they`ll grow up and will behave. We listen long,we listen hard, At all the things that make them mad. We give advice, help all we can, We become their biggest supportive fan. We try our best to give it all We`re always there if they ever fall We stand behind them if they need We understand but do take heed When they grow up we watch and stare Good times, bad times, just beware Mistakes they make don`t get involved Anything! can be resolved So we lay our thoughts to rest We hope and pray we did our best Our children will grow and carry on To do the things we have`nt done Don`t interfere or make a fuss Just pray that they`ll be better than us Be thoughtful, loving, caring, kind. We`ll soon be proud and have peace of mind. © FluffyBuns 1999-2000-2001-2002 ©

Saturday Links: Live From Las Vegas, Virus Tour Press Conference, Download The O&a Show, New Videos Online
The Opie and Anthony Show is broadcasting LIVE from Las Vegas, Nevada at the Hard Rock Hotel and Casino today to kick off the 2007 Traveling Virus Comedy Tour. Stay tuned starting at 2pm (Pacific time)/5pm EST on XM 202 for all the details and upcoming tour dates. We'll have all of them listen online as well (as fast as my mongoloid fingers can type) The dates are currently listed online at the Traveling Virus Myspace page If you didn't make it to Vegas, you can catch ALL of the action LIVE, poolside on your Paltalk! There's hot ass walking all over around the pool from the Spearmint Rhino so turn on your Paltalk and go to 'Opie and Anthony Fan Room'.(and no, you don't need a webcam to check out all the video feeds) As always, if you missed any of the Opie and Anthony Show this week, you can download it online from AUDIBLE: DOWNLOAD THE O&A SHOW 4/09/2007 DOWNLOAD THE O&A SHOW 4/10/2007 DOWNLOAD THE O&A SHOW 4/11/2007 DOWNLOAD THE O&A SHOW 4/12/2007 DOWNLOAD THE O&A S

The Ex-wife
The Ex-Wife just a little ditty about my life with my ex :o) I Shudder at the pictured scene. Where soon the ex doth haunt imperious man. Where they affect towards so dismal hearts. Invoke thier will to tear apart. The soul and all the worldly goods. That maketh man in fatherhood. That all they own, the ex must have. No matter what they`ll forsake. Until finally our backs they do break. When all is gone and said and done. They cry with joy at what they`ve done. Soon all is lost in forgotten dismain. Then it starts all over again. They will not let you live in peace. Until every drop of blood is gone. They pick and pick at your fleece. Then Cry "Hooray we`ve won". Paul Ellis Davies Copyright ©2006 Paul Ellis Davies

Some Thoughts
How can you judge a person without being judged yourself? Why must you seek to find? When is enough not enough? How can we love one and other? Why would wars end all suffering? What is the meaning of life? Why turn the other cheek and not look into the eyes of the agressor? When is it safe to walk alone? Why not set the examples so people would follow? What is the consiquence of a single life weighing less than a feather? When you look into the eyes of the enemy and see yourself! What price is mercy? What can a man give in exchange for his soul? Perhaps the world will change and then become the Eden that everyone seeks, only you hold the answers to these....... :o)

My Ode To Terrorists
My Ode To Terrorists How deep we were spurned That day we were shocked Our lives left in terror The world it was rocked We did`nt ask for war But it certainly comes We can`t condone the terror Or silence the drums Why! we ask does this happen to us What is gained from it all Innocence lost never to be found Everyone`s back to the wall Corner the people trust in their spirit Even to fight with bare hands All that is left is memories Those brave who made the stand After the dust settles The last bullet shot What do we see What have we got Peace on earth Goodwill towards men I fear not Cos it will never cease The mighty will push The weak will defend The innocent lose It will never end But Terror must never win No matter what it takes Evil must be stamped out Their wills we must break We must show them it`s wrong Teach them what`s right Show them their errors Make them understand The innocent have had enough T

Suicide
Suicide I lay awake and stare looking out nothing there My minds eye searching I try to fool myself into believing I`m wanted, I belong The sun rises to another day What is right or wrong I hear myself say I won`t let go, I`m to proud Eyes are blind covered by a shroud As I drift away my body dies Gone is all that I despise I`m the one who carry`s on All forgotten now I`m gone Hiding the hate that burns inside Which only fuelled my selfish pride Free me from my dialy chore Grant me death for ever more No time to grieve Just let me leave Let me go, I`m not wanted anymore I`m held captive with shadows on the pavement Losing all my reasons, Only I hold the key I don`t care I want to leave Bring death upon me My heart is so heavy my chest it does heave I`m unforgiven in this world I believe To share the thoughts and all the lies Making us hate and despise I`ve had enough I want to go I got no more, got nothing to show I`m not here............................

Saturday Nights Were Made For...a Play?
Well, its the last night of Dem's p;ay, and all i can say is...Thank You Jesus! He plays D'Arque, the assylum head, in Beauty and the Beast.And a dancing spork. It's a small play, and he'll do whatever to get on stage. This play is his first musical, and let me tell you, I'm glad its the last night. I can only take so much, and I'm at that point. Belle and Mrs Potts have wonderful voices, but the rest of the singing is made up of high school boys, and for the most part, they mumble their way thru their songs. Except for the Beast, who is played by Dem's friend, and Gaston, who is played by one of the best basketball players in our state. They belt out the tunes, but both try to sing too low, so some notes are an adventure. But hell, I would probably be a mumbler, so kudo's to the both of them. The first night was jittery, but the second night went well. There were a few missed lines, in song, and a scene where the actors got the giggles, and only one was singing the two p

Our World
This world is an uncertain place Frought with danger Honour is undermined with the pursuit of power Freedom is sacraficed from the weak or oppressed by the strong But there are those who oppose evil imposed by hatred They dedicate their lives to justice, truth, honour and freedom for all These people are not kings or queens nor are they presidents, prime ministers or politicians, heroes or saints They are known by us all Loved by everyone who knows them They are "HUMANITY".......... Buns 2001

Old Man
Old Man Old man broken and blue Walks the streets with nothing to do Asks for nothing, gets abuse Why do people look confused? Old man sadness in his eyes Watches all the passers by Nobody gives him the time of day He gave his blood so they could live this way Old man battered and blue Looks dejected lonely for you Lives in the past where memories are good Looks in the bins for some rotten food Old man Lift up your smile Don't feel dejected all of the while Someone will show you this world is alright Someone will offer you a bed for the night Old man brush away the tears You're still strong after all the years Old man don't you cry Everyone someday will die Copyright FluffyBuns 2000©

Why It's Important To Understand English.
Why it's important to understand English. I had a bunch of Canadian dollars I needed to exchange, so I went to the currency exchange window at the local bank. Short line. Just one lady in front of me. . . an Asian lady who was trying to exchange yen for dollars and she was a little irritated . . She asked the teller, "Why it change?? Yesterday, I get two hunat dolla fo yen. Today I get hunat eighty?? Why it change?" The teller shrugged his shoulders and said, "Fluctuations." The Asian lady says, "Fluc you white people, too!"

To Our Fallen
Ye sleepers, who will sing you? We can but give our tears -- Ye dead men, who shall bring you Fame in the coming years? Brave souls . . . but who remembers The flame that fired your embers? . . . Deep, deep the sleep that holds you Who one time had no peers. Yet maybe Fame's but seeming And praise you'd set aside, Content to go on dreaming, Yea, happy to have died If of all things you prayed for -- All things your valour paid for -- One prayer is not forgotten, One purchase not denied. But God grants your dear England A strength that shall not cease Till she have won for all the Earth From ruthless men release, And made supreme upon her Mercy and Truth and Honour -- Is this the thing you died for? Oh, Brothers, sleep in peace! By: Robert Ernest Vernède

After The Office Party
John, woke up after the annual office Christmas party with a pounding headache, cotton-mouthed and utterly unable to recall the events of the preceding evening. After a trip to the bathroom, he made his way downstairs, where his wife put some coffee in front of him. "Louise," he moaned, "tell me what happened last night. Was it as bad as I think?" "Even worse," she said, her voice oozing scorn. "You made a complete ass of yourself. You succeeded in antagonising the entire board of directors and you insulted the president of the company, right to his face." "He's an asshole," John said. "Piss on him." "You did," came the reply. "And he fired you." "Well, screw him!" said John. "I did. You're back at work on Monday.

My Writings
You shall not acquire her. You shall love her, but never have her. I am a possession of life and only that. No human shall ever possess this lady's soul. Capture her heart if you will, but leave her soul run free. The thoughts crumble from my mind like stale bread for the birds. Feeding my mind for a short time. Feeling satisfaction for the time being. Soon to be off again, flying through the skies; weightless and free. Wings spread wide. A romanticism quickly rushed upon. Passion and lust both imbedded deeply while all other depths are lost amongst the pleasures of the flesh. The light falls upon the room, pulling the darkness away and uncovering all that was once hidden. The shadows push back against the light, but they fail to overtake the bright rays of brilliance. Sulking, they retreat to a far away place to plot their revengeful return. Uninspired, I danced blindly not caring to see the colors of life as they sped past me. Spinning me in circles until I was unable to

How Many Women
After three years of marriage, Kim was still questioning her husband about his lurid past. "C'mon, tell me," she asked for the thousandth time, "how many women have you slept with?" "Baby," he protested, "if I told you, you'd throw a fit". Kim promised she wouldn't get angry, and convinced her hubby to tell her. "Okay," he said, "One, two, three, four, five, six, seven - then there's you - nine, ten, 11, 12, 13.."

True Friends Who We Meet Online.
TRUE FRIENDS WHO WE MEET ONLINE. The true friends who we meet online are a very special kind. They pierce your shields and see within the corners of your mind. They're always there when you're in need, with their power to discern. They feel your pain,,,they offer hope and genuine concern. We bare our souls, expose our hearts and show our inner fears. And then before you know it the keyboard's stained with tears. And if we could see them through that screen, then no one could deny that to be a TRUE online friend, they too must surely cry. THANKS FOR BEING A FRIEND ~~Author Unknown.~~

The Poem
The Poem I knelt to pray but not for long, I had too much to do. I had to hurry and get to work For bills would soon be due. So I knelt and said a hurried prayer, And jumped up off my knees. My Christian duty was now done My soul could rest at ease..... All day long I had no time To spread a word of cheer No time to speak of Christ to friends, They'd laugh at me I'd fear. No time, no time, too much to do, That was my constant cry, No time to give to souls in need But at last the time, the time to die. I went before the Lord, I came, I stood with downcast eyes. For in his hands God held a book; It was the book of life. God looked into his book and said "Your name I cannot find I once was going to write it down... But never found the time"

300 Million
The population of this country is 300 million. 160 million are retired. That leaves 140 million to do the work. There are 85 million in school, which leaves 55 million to do the work. Of this, there are 30 million employed by the federal government. Leaving 25 million to do the work. 2.8 million are in the armed forces preoccupied with killing Osama Bin-Laden. That leaves 22.2 million to do the work. Take from that total the 8 .8 million people who work for state and city governments, and that leaves 13 .4 million to do the work. 12 million illegal immigrants, leaving 1.4 million to do the work. At any given time there are 188,000 people in hospitals, leaving 1,212,000 to do the work. There are 1,211,998 people in prisons. That leaves just two people to do the work. You and me. And there you are, sitting in front of your computer, reading jokes. Well, that's just nice. Real fuckin nice!

Hi
so yeah life in the bay is ok.. i can't complain iam on the paintball team here captain acually.. i have met a wonderful girl can't complain too much about that.... the navy is still awsome other then the long hours.... the dogs are amazing... and just to throw it out there ffegan is the shit thats about it for now later players

Life
It always amazes me how a simple change in scenery and a move helps one's stress level. I am allot happier now that i have moved in with my bf. We started online then moved in with each other. Things are working real good for us as Todd has made me very happy and has balanced me out

Eternal Patrol
The phrase 'Eternal Patrol' means nothing to a vast majority of people, but to some of us, who have lived and worked on the sea, or belong to the order of the Dolphin, that phrase carries a great deal of meaning.There is one group of military personel who cannot be confirmed as KIA, they can only be listed as MIA. Thier bodies can never be recovered, if they can even be found, and that phrase deals with these men.These are the men who served on ships with names like Wahoo, Growler, Shark, Perch, Pickerel, Pampano, Sculpin, Sealion, Swordfish, Triton, Trout, Grampus, Grayback, Grayling, Grenadier, Gudgeon, and a dozen or so others.These boats lie with their crews on the bottem of the Pacific, lost during a war sixty years ago. Thier last minutes were spent disperately trying to reach the surface, knowing it was impossible.Well, one of these boats was found last year, and although we now know were the USS Wahoo lies, she and her crew, like the others, remain forever on patrol.These wer

The Code
After numerous rounds of "We don't even know if Osama is still alive," Osama himself decided to send George Bush a letter in his own handwriting to let him know he was still in the game. President Bush opened the letter and it appeared to contain a single line of coded message: 370H-SSV-0773H. Bush was baffled, so he e-mailed it to Condoleezza Rice. Condi and her aides had not a clue either, so they sent it to the FBI. No one could solve it at the FBI so it sent to the CIA, then to NASA. Eventually they asked Britain 's MI-6 for help. Within a minute MI-6 cabled the White House with >this reply: "Tell the President he's holding the message upside down."

Because I Feel The Need
This is actually something I wrote a while back. Every once in awhile I get in a "private mood" and take it down. But for some reason, I wanted to re-post it today. This is something I wrote to the best friend anyone can ask for..... ________________________________________________ I talked to Caroline today. I plan on seeing her and the kids while I'm in San Diego. And in two weeks, I will pick up your son and help him move all his things into his dorm. I wrote something about you awhile back. For some reason it got deleted along with the rest of my profile when it got hacked. But somebody said something to me today which inspired me to re-write it. Do you remember how we first met? I do. I was a shy, fat 9-year old kid, new to the neighborhood. It wasn't the best of neighborhoods. I was afraid of everything back then for reasons only you know. Afraid of life, afraid of death, afraid of everyone. There was that one day when, more than anything else, I just w

Pussy & Bitch
A kid comes home from school and says to his mom, "Mom I've got a problem." She says "Tell me." He tells her that the boys at school are using 2 words he doesn't understand. She asks him what they are. He says "well, pussy and bitch". She says "Oh That's no big deal, pussy is a cat like our little Mittens, and bitch is a female dog like our Sandy." He thanks her and goes to visit dad in the workshop in the basement. He says to his dad, "Dad the boys at school are using words I don't know, and I asked mom and I don't think she told me the exact meaning." Dad says "Son, I told you never to go to mom with these matters, she cant handle them. What are the words?" He tells him...pussy and bitch. Dad says "OK" and pulls a Playboy down from the shelf, takes a marker and circles the pubic area of the centerfold and says, "Son, everything inside this circle, is pussy." "OK dad, so what's a bitch?" "Son" he says, "everything outside that circle."

Cloning (too Funny-tx Kapprcorn420)
A scientist was successful in cloning himself, and was asked to speak at a national convention of cloning scientists at a meeting on the 45th floor of a New York skyscraper. "My fellow scientists", he began. Before he could utter another word, the clone jumped up and shouted, "Fuck you!". Apologizing for the interruption, the scientist began again, "My fellow scientists..." Again the clone sprang to his feet. He yelled, "This dumb asshole couldn't produce a copy on a Xerox. He's a fraudulent dickhead." Incensed, the scientist grabbed him, and threw him out the window. The crowd gasped. A short while later New York's finest arrived and what had transpired was explained to them. The policeman said, "We are going to have to arrest you." "For what? You can't arrest me for killing my own clone!" "We are charging you with, making an obscene clone fall."

Growing Wild
Growing Wild Here is this guy who really takes care of his body; he lifts weights and jogs five miles every day. One morning, he looks into the mirror and admires his body. He notices that he is really sun tanned all over except one part and he decides to do something about it. He goes to the beach, completely undresses and buries himself in the dand except for the one part sticking out. Two little old ladies are strolling along the beach and one looks down and says, "There really is no justice in this world." The other little old lady says, "What do you mean?" The first little old lady says, "Look at that." "When I was 10 years old, I was afraid of it." "When I was 20 years old, I was curious about it." "When I was 30 years old, I enjoyed it." "When I was 40 years old, I asked for it." "When I was 50 years old, I paid for it." "When I was 60 years old, I prayed for it." "When I was 70 years old, I forgot about it." "And now that I'm 80, the dam

Lost
ok so as you all know i am with a great guy and we have been together a lil over five months now. i have never felt that you could feel so much for someone until this guy. but now i dont know whats going on now. hes been away at training for a lil over two months now and doesnt seem like the same guy he was when he left. he kept promising me he would never change personally but i am starting to wonder. is it wrong for me to wonder this? should i just stop being such a paranoid idiot and not worry or does it seem reasonable for me to have this fear. before he left things were great and he always made sure to contact me one way or another but now its like very rare that i hear from him and it scares me cuz i know he is on a coed base and has been. god i jut feel so damn lost...any ideas???

Glorious Saturday, Everyone!
Well, I survived another night on the town with my niece and her friends, especially Kayla (browneyedbabe21), lol! Had another wonderful night, they actually let me stay in the Metal area at Dimensions this time, lmao!! Oh, thank you! And a good night was had by all, lmao! I made it to the store and did my 10 to 2, lol! Paula loves to have me work because we almost always have better Saturday sales - she thinks it's my energy, maybe it is! Next weekend is my nephew's wedding! Another reason to party, yay! I've been told there will be no "Chicken Dance" at this wedding dance! Breaking with tradition, that's my heavy metal nephew, lol! Taylor officially turns 16 on Monday, April 16th! He is still flying high over being asked to join a band with some of his friends! He's practicing like crazy, these days! Wish his homework got as much attention, lol! I think this is enough for today, lol! Have a wonderful Saturday night, everyone! Much love and warm hugs for one and all! Ble

New Superband, And They Are Hellyeah!!!
Holy Shit... You cats gotta check out these guys. Vinnie Paul-Pantera,Damageplan,Chad Gray,Greg Tibbett-Mudayne,Jerry Montano,Tom Maxwell-NothingFace.... Good to see Vin Rockin again.Dig in these Vids! I have no idea how this came about,but this is sme good stuff! RI.. Dime!

More Test :)
Took 11 more test on general knowledge and each one had 15 questions each.. here is the results :) Your Total Score is 12 Percent is 80% Your Total Score is 13 Percent is 86% Your Total Score is 15 Percent is 100% Your Total Score is 14 Percent is 93% Your Total Score is 12 Percent is 80% Your Total Score is 15 Percent is 100% Your Total Score is 11 Percent is 73% Your Total Score is 14 Percent is 93% Your Total Score is 11 Percent is 73% Your Total Score is 13 Percent is 86% Your Total Score is 14 Percent is 93%

Liveing New Life
having been healed of running a jackhammer through my foot, i have come to know a couple of prayers to help me through rough times. the first is this,"God, i offer myself to thee- to build with me and to do with me as thou wilt. relieve me of the bondage of self, that i may better do thy will. take away my difficulties, that victory over them may bear witness to those i would help of thy power, thy love, and thy way of life. may i do thy will allways, in Jesus name amen." the second one is "lord, make me a channel of thy peace-that where there is hatred, i may bring love-that where there is wrong, i may bring the spirit of forgivness-that where there is discord, i may bring harmony-that where there is error, i may bring truth-that where there is doubt, i may bring faith-that where there is despair, i may bring hope-that where there are shadows, i may bring light-that where there is sadness, i may bring joy. Lord, grant that i may seek rather to comfort than to be comforted-to understan

Hey Hey Hey
hey everyone just thought i would drop by and let you all know what is going on. so i havent heard from bubba since the fourth. i dont know what to think anymore but i know i keep having really screwy dreams that are making me more and more worried that things aint gonna work out between us. im hoping that i am wrong but i dont know. honestly it just seems like he isnt half as into this relationship as i am. so i dont know what to think or do. and then my heart is slowly being torn in a few different directions which makes it even worse. i dont know what to make of it anymore. im starting to think one of my friends is really starting to wear off on me too.

Lol I Love This Song !!!!
NEED TO SHARE ! OH I WISH , I WAS A OSCAR MAYER WEINER, THAT IS WHAT I TRULEY WANT TO BE . BECAUSE IF I WAS A OSCAR MAYER WEINER , EVERY ONE WOULD BE IN LOVE WITH ME .LOL TY TY TAKES A BOW BE SAFE HAVE FUN !

First Blog Ever
This is a crazy place. So much going on. It can be a little overwhelming. I keep trying to do stuff to decorate and then some bell or whistle goes off. So I try to figure out what just happened. lookin forward to checkin this place out a little more.

In Laws
i have learned that if you have in laws to not take them on the family vacation. i did this as a nice jesture and well, it blew up in my face..... my childrens day at Disney ended in my tears and the in laws rants of bordom and anger as to there being $bored$ i just wash it away. oh well. our next day in orlando was amazing as we left them at the house and went play at a go cart park. it was so fun!!!

The True Meaning Of Friendship
ok, i don't get it what is the true meaning of friendship ? this will evoke different emotions and answers amongst many of you and to be honest, i dont really want or expect any answers from any of you this is just somethng that i need to vent... to me, friendship has always been quite black and white there were people that you got along with, shared a mutual respect with, had a shared or common interest in something together etc, etc, etc then there were those special few (or more than a few if you are lucky) these are the friends who know you inside out, upside down and can tell you too your face you're being a fucking idiot ! these are the friends that you share your innermost thoughts and life experiences with these are the people that you will do anything for and they will do anything for you they don't judge you they simply accept you for all that you are as you do them....... whatever sort of friends you have, i'm sure you will interpret their f

My Voice From A Year Ago....
Okay turn your volume down a bit if you want to listen to this one. It is a rendition of Phantom of the Opera. I made it well over a year ago with a different program and mic so it sounds annoyingly loud at times. LOL I'm embarrassed but a friend said to post it... http://download-v5.streamload.com/3b29e2e8-63c6-4a6c-878d-6ff713de36ff/tattooedfaerie/Hosted/Recorded%202007-04-14%2017-01-17.mp3

In Search Of.......................
Just a quick testament, I am new to this site, so call me virgin or what you will! I love to meet new people and especially women, i am single in search of that right one, not that fake one i will give you a hundred percent if you return the favor so let's get to know each other!

Does Ur Name Fit You
T Gets blamed for everything I LOVES TO LAUGH M Makes dating fun O Loved by everyone T Gets blamed for everything H Easy to fall in love with Y Has been Heartbroken A: Loves to flirt B: Loves people C: BEST SMILER D: Has one of the best personalities ever E: Freakin Sexy F: People wild and crazy adore you. G: Never let people tell you what to do. H: Easy to fall in love with I: LOVES TO LAUGH J: Freakin Rowdy K: Really silly. L: best smile M: Makes dating fun N: Great Kisser O: Loved by everyone p:popular with peOple from all types of groups Q: A hypocrite. R: Has a nice ass S: one of the best damn bf/gf anyone could ask for T: Gets blamed for everything U: Gets huggs V: Not judgemental W: Very broad minded. X: Never let people tell you what to do. Y: Has been Heartbroken Z: Lives life for fun

Let Me ... The English Translation
this was inspired by a painting by a great french artist. :) enjoy the english translation! ~I love you~ 1820 painting. let me show you what i like about the many ways of you, the way that you smell late the night. The way you hold me safe and tight. Your strength and grace and naturally your beautiful face your strong mental state and your delicious taste but this will never be never for me just a dream that I hold on to that sadly will never come true. © Biker REDS 2007

I Have Decided
I have decided that I will stay but I won't be on for a bit around the 26th of this month because that's when we are making the big move to Florida. I will be on here on and off until then. anyway take care everyone and have a great weekend. :D

Don't Know Why I Feel So Sad
Today my soon to be ex husband came ot get his stuff. I was ok till he mentioned his dad and I nearly creid. Why? I could careles my husband was leaving but I guess the thought I again I would be without a dad. My dad died about 6 years ago and I still miss him more so now. I got over my spell and wetn ot work on my craft room after he left. As I was looking thru my scrap book I ran accross the pages I did of my dad and I onceagain had ot fight the tears. I need my dad right now and he is not here. Even sitting hre writing this I want ot cry. My dad is better off but I still miss him. Talking on the phone with someone special I had to fight tears. I didn't wont him to know how close I was ot tears. I hate feeling like this but I think I just need to cry, cry till all the tears are gone. Shed tears for the hope of a good marriage, tears for a love that would last thru storms, My dad not being here to protect me. IF my speical person hadn't sounded sad himself I may have t

Baby Daddy Drama - Take 2
I went to pick up my daugther from school yesterday. I get this call from Eddie - the 3rd husband of my brother's ex wife. Now for those that don't remember Tina married my brother - divorced, married my ex husband - divorced and then married Eddie. Eddie is pretty cool though and he wanted to let me know that there was going to be drama tonight. It seems that my ex got kicked out of the place he was staying at with his girlfriend. So he has been living in his car for the past two days. Eddie said Tina would call me later to arrange a meeting place so Daryl and I can talk and that if I liked I could let my daughter come stay with them instead this weekend. Checked with her and she was good with staying over there. Went to my mom's house to chill until I got the phone call from Tina - came two hours later. Tina, Eddie and Daryl came over to 'talk' about his situation. I am reasonably sure I should have felt sorry however all I really felt was pity and apathy towards him. The

Nsfw
Hello ladies, I am asking for rates and comments on my NSFW folder. I have had pics there for a while but noone visits this folder. I know some do not like NSFW, but I know there are ladies who do. Please let me know if they are worth keeping, if not I am going to delete them. Hope to hear from ya'll soon.

Another Drop In The Bucket......
So I WAS in a good mood today, Until I got the certified letter from my job (UPS) They are threatening to fire me if I don't improve my "misload" frequency......Funny, they usually move you to the unload before they term you. But for some reason I'm not getting the impression they are going to do that with me. Fuck. This really is starting to upset me, I guess monday morning I will go and have a talk with the union rep, and see what can be done about this. I don't think this is being handled the right way, I feel like they are strong arming me somehow.... Maybe I should take a tour of FedEx..... Truth of the matter is, when I started I WANTED to be in unload instead of loading, I'm so ADHD I'm having trouble focusing enough to be able to read each damn package. It's a brain dead job, but I like it, well, I did.......

Marriage: Time To Reconsider
By Danny Westneat Seattle Times staff columnist "Why can't it be for everyone?" That was an excellent question posed last week by a state senator. Only I'm not sure society is ready for the answer. It came during a legislative debate over whether to let certain unmarried couples sign up as domestic partners, giving them many of the same rights and benefits that come with marriage. The bill, which probably will become law, allows only two groups in our state to form these unions -- same-sex couples and seniors. For same-sex couples, the rationale is fairness. They aren't allowed to get married. So they have no way to gain basic family rights, such as inheriting property or visiting in the hospital, other than through costly legal contracts. As controversial as that is, it's the part about seniors that's most intriguing. The bill lets heterosexuals age 62 or older be domestic partners. These people could get married. They just don't want to.

Saturday 4/14/07
Just another boring day here, it's raining out so I couldn't go out and do anything even if I wanted to lol. I just listened to Crush FM and chatted in Phreik as usual and more or less just had a really lazy day today. I'm still really excited over the fact that my cousin has asked me to be a bridesmaid in her wedding and am really looking forward to it even though it's still 6 months away lol. Well, I guess this is all that I'll write for now. Have a great day everyone.

Reality, The 4th 'r'
Reading,Riting,Rithmatic & Reality It is strange how we can go to school for years and learn a lot of facts about everything you can think of, but never learn much along the way about ourselves. We can take up nursing, teaching, counseling, and giving ourselves to the needs of others, while never having our own needs met. Why does it seem as if it is easier to solve the problems of the world than to solve our own problems? We simply don't know ourselves very well. When we look into a mirror and attempt to understand ourselves, our conclusions about what we see are usually very different from what a friend sees. When we finally take the time and make ourselves a priority, we make a startling discovery. There exists within us at all times the guidance of a Higher Power that is the builder of all successes and our comforter during times of trial.

The Car Wash
A Car Wash Stepping out of the car at the Shell Station, Charles looked at the dark skies and impending storm. He felt the cool breeze and knew the front was just passing over. He unscrewed his gas cap and turned to see just what this tank of gas will cost. He slid his credit card into the slot and quickly removed it. Grabbing the nozzle for regular, he let his mind wander as he slipped the nozzle into the opening for the gas. He pictured Frankie, leaned over the rear fender of the car as he slipped his nozzle in. Charles had known Frankie for a long time, since high school in fact, but it was only recently they had truly discovered each other. In fact, it wasn't until Charles had run into her at the mall that he realized she had come back to town. Though both were with friends at the time, they made arrangements to take a day trip to the beach the next day. He was just filling up the car before they headed out, into the storm it appeared. As the digital numbers on the gas pum

Ode To Servers
Yes I am a host and a server, while I didn't write this I whole heartedly agree and support it An Ode To Servers I wish I could send this out to every person on earth!!!!!! Repost and maybe we'll get everyone! 1. IF you can afford to go out to eat... But you can't afford to tip... hey.. guess what.. you can't afford to go out to eat. 2. This is 2007 people. 10% is not acceptable anymore... standard tipping for GOOD service is between 18 and 20%... 3. Now. I understand that 10% is good enough for God... That's fine.. but this isn't church.. and you're not tithing. 4. PS- ordering a well done steak... which everyone in the south does... will constitute a longer ticket time.... you will be okay... if you wanted fast food, you should have gone through a fucking drive-thru... (Squirrelly note: If you order a filet well done, I will hand you a slim jim and eat the 30 dollar steak myself. Thanks) 5. It's really not necessary to snap at me or wave your hand in the air like

Aahhh... A Blog For This Weekend...
so... I am sitting here... bored outta my mind!!! I cleaned my house... and I have nothing to do but wait for pooter to come home.. wow.. boring... My hamster is in his ball.. running around the apartment like a CRACK HEAD>>>>!!lol well.. thats about all... Kentucky is fucking boring!!!

About Me
The Survey Name: Rebecca Lovell Birthday: Oct 8 Birthplace: Marietta,Ga Current Location: Woodstock,Ga Eye Color: Blue Hair Color: Blonde Height: 5'8 Right Handed or Left Handed: Right Your Heritage: Cherokee Indian The Shoes You Wore Today: Flip Flops Your Weakness: some men, and BEER lol Your Fears: Snakes Your Perfect Pizza: Pepperoni extra cheese Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: have no clue Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: LOL Thoughts First Waking Up: I gotta Pee and wheres the coffee and whos online lol Your Best Physical Feature: Eyes Your Bedtime: When I go too bed Your Most Missed Memory: hanging out with my grandma Pepsi or Coke: PEPSI MacDonalds or Burger King: mc d's Single or Group Dates: both Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee Do you Smoke: Nope Do you Swear: HELL YEA Do you Sing: I try haha Do you Shower Daily: yes Have you Been

Looking For A Girl.
well i like the funny sweet kind of girl with a good personality advertrious and enjoys life listing to music watching the sun rise likes sitting back and taking in the scenery .. one that on the spur of the moments no matter what time it is go for a walk one that enjoys the rain cuddeling on the couch watching movies and tv at times.. one that I can take care of when shes sick and do the same when i am .. One who likes me for who I am and i can the same for her .. likes anaimals and swimming .. Sometimes even staying up late at night one with a cute face or even pretty .. Just looking for someone special!

Will Reach Hd209458b In 2157
We seem to be losing the ability to distinguish what is noteworthy from what is simply notorious. And in the process, we are creating greater celebrity for people who don't deserve it. Linda Chavez, "A Nation of Nincompoops", Human Events.com, April 13, 2007 Admittedly, most of what passes for news in today's world seems less concerned about informing a literate public and more about entertaining them. The author of the above-excerpted article makes the point: who doesn't know Sanjaya (from the current season of American Idol) better than their state senator? (Well, I can name our national senators, Kent Conrad and Byron Dorgan; state escapes me.) It does make one see a conspiracy theory prevalent in daily life, and I have to force myself not to. Like C.S. Lewis once said about one's belief in devils, there are two errors one can make: not believing, or taking an unhealthy interest in the object of belief. One of this week's big news items in science is the possibility of wat

"how Much Girls Mean To Guys"....this Is Soo True
How Much Girls Mean To Guys The Lovers of the Heart In order to form a more perfect kiss, enable the mighty hug to promote to whom we please but one kiss. Article 1: Statement of Love: The Kiss 1. Kiss on the hand = I adore you 2. Kiss on the cheek = I just want to be friends 3. Kiss on the neck = I want you 4. Kiss on the lips = I love you 5. Kiss on the ears = I am just playing 6. Kiss anywhere else = lets not get carried away 7. Look in your eyes = kiss me 8. Playing with ! your hair = I can't live without you 9.Hand on your waist = I love you to much to let you go Article 2: The Three Steps 1. Girls: If any guys get fresh with you, slap him. 2. Guys: If any girl slaps you, her intentions are still good. 3. Guys & Girls: Close your eyes when kissing, it is rude to stare. Article 3: The Commandments 1. Thou shall not squeeze too hard. 2. Thou shall not ask for a kiss, but take one. 3. Thou shall kiss at every opportunity.

Oy, Vey
My mom comes to visit what....maybe 2-3 days every 3 months? Dammit, I never get the chance to go out and have fun with my husband to beeeee....but I dunno what my problem is. It never even crossed my mind until today...when she was leaving. What the hell is my problem? I'm a hardcore blogger but I usually like to save it for Xanga.com, so excuse the boring-ness of this post. I suppose I'm not in a real bloggy mood as of late.

Upinion
Social disorganization : This occurs when the expectations of a society fail, plunging its members into norm-less chaos. It is manifests itself three ways: 1 Normlessness, which arises when people have no rules to tell them how to behave 2 Culture conflict, which occurs when contradictory rules impart a trapped feeling to people, and 3 Breakdown, which takes place when obedience to a set of rules is not rewarded OR punished. FIGURING IT OUT YET HERMAN NOT MAYBE U CAN SELL SOME MORE FIREWOOD

Yahoo Id Jacked..
OKAY EVERYONE SOME ASSHOLE STOLE MY YAHOO SCREEN NAME.. j_twocute4u... IF I AM ON YOUR LISTED DO NOT CLICK ON ANY LINKS.. AND IF U WANT TO ADD ME BACK EMAIL ME... THIS ASSHOLE IS SAYING IF I SHOW MY BOOBS I WILL GET IT BACK... ANYONE WANT TO SHOW THERE BOOBS SO I CAN HAVE IT BACK... LMAO.. SCREEN NAME SHOWING UP ARE AND SASSYSNOANGEL... SO YAH GO FUCK WITH THEM.. AND TELL HIM TO GIVE IT BACK.. FUCKING PEOPLE WITH NOTHING BETTER TO DO BUT MESS WITH PEOPLE... LMAO.. ANYWAY MESSAGE MY YAHOO... JODIE MUAHZ

Summer Night
There lies a willow beyond a bending creek that sways with every whisper and there I come to seek the sounds of life unfolding I sit beneath her shade to hear the softest whisper of rabbits in the glade. Within the water purely I see the silver fish they dance about in sunlight as if were my wish. And there beyond the willow the soothing sounds of night enfold the creatures living an endless summer night.

Seriously Wtf
So Here i am old and and cranky. And what do i do but watch the ultimate Figher. The coach... Jens Pulver was a college teamate of mine. Had a lot of battles and weve beaten each other. So hes competed in UFC and Pride been a wolrd champion etc etc etc. So he had a battle a few years back with another guy from washington Dennis Hallman. who IVe beaten severely in a match before (wrestling) Dennis Hallman holds two wins over Matt Hughes in MMA. So aint this a bitch ya know On the other flip side When i was coaching in college the head coach at Douglas is Steve Rose. Who made it to the Olympics. Who ive barely lsot to by one point in college. WTF is this the story of my life to be the invisible guy thats competed with the very best in the world yet no one knows? Makes me feel more liek a washed up athlete. With all the woulda coulda shoulda's in the world :-(

What Men And Women Should Not Do During Sex
Below you will find my list of 50 Things Women Do Wrong In Bed and just to be fair to the ladies I reposted "41 Things Guys Do Wrong During Sex" So enjoy !! 50 Mistakes Women Make In Bed 1. Assuming he can get a raging hard on when it suits you. Contrary to popular belief, men can't just flip a switch and get it up. Getting it hard is your job. I suggest you figure it out. 2. Thinking that kissing needs to be this sweet romantic thing all the time. Sometimes pressing your lips against your partners mouth while you get off is the hot. It depends on the situation. 3. Leaving him responsible for your orgasm. You know what gets you off. Tell him. If you don't, it's your own fault when he's snoozing and you're all wound up. 4. Expecting him to cuddle. Men and women are wired differently. Sex makes most women want to talk and bond and all that shit. It makes men pass out. It's a biological thing. Stop fighting it, and stop holding it over his head, it's not his fault.

I Need To Know
1.Would u fuck me? answer: 2.What position would u ........ want me to have u in? answer: 3.Would u give me head/eat me out? answer: 4.Would u fuck me hard? answer: 5.Would u fuck me the first night u met me? answer: 6.Give me a naked pic? answer: 7.Would u fuck me in the shower? answer: 8.Would u hancuff me or tie me up 2 the bed and then fuck me? answer: 9.Would u have a 3-some with me? answer: 10.What makes u want 2 fuck me? answer: 11.Would u talk dirty 2 me while we fucked? answer: 12.Where would u fuck me @? answer: 13.Would u fuck me in front of people? answer: 14.Would u fuck me again and again? answer: 15.Would u fuck me in the rain? answer: 16.Would u mind if we fucked like ........ stars? answer: 17.Would u have phone sex with me? answer: 18.If i gave u my heart would u love it or let it go? answer: 19.Would u fuck me once then leave me the next day? answer: 20.Would u tell me the truth no matter wha

Reflection
I don't like who i am I don't like what i've grown up to be. When i look in the mirror I hate everything i see. I hate the bruise thats surrounds my eye. I hate what it represents I hate the scars that scar me and why? Because i hate myself Its clear to see. I hate what i've grown up to be. I can see the emptyness that fullfills me inside. I can see the lonelyness I can see it in my eyes. When i look in the mirror I hate everything i see. When i look in the mirror. I wish the reflection wasn't me.

K Poem
I torture my soul, I torture my thoughts I break everything I know, I shatter my will I put it back together not knowing if its right I care only inside, so few will understand this pain I run and hide, I dodge and move I have no control over what I do Sometimes I feel death lingering on the shoulder I can taste life when I am here I fear that my actions will be all that they see That they can't posses a mind like me I did not ask to be put in a box I did not ask, for infinite misunderstanding What I do ask is that I can feel free from this pain Free from my thoughts, free from being a slave To my world I have, to world unknown I lay my head to rest, on a comforting stone This hard matter seems all that can be Hard enough to stop little oh me From drowning inside, from suffocating life I leave you with doubt I leave you with strife.

Becoming Immortal
"Don't whisper to me in twilight, let not your breath just kiss my neck in passing; I want not your brooding presence but Damascus rays to blind me, to transfigure my mind making eagle's vision mine: radiant as Jerusalem's gleaming domes." Blazing fire of your word appears suddenly in my doorway, consuming illusive shadows by which you're otherwise known. No way in or out but through, gloriously drenched, baptised in liquid streams of life. Molten your luminous ink cascades flooding my virgin page. Not a sheet, not a leaf to separate or hide as breath, words, ink and parchment we unite. Inspiration with illumination fused becomes immortal holy light.

Best Kid Contest Updates.....
~*~ Kid Contest!~*~ I'm doing a kid contest! Kids any age can join! 1st Kid Is...... with 1 comments 2nd Kid is...... with 1 comments 3rd Kid is...... with 1 comments 4th Kid is...... with 1 comments 5th Kid is...... with 1 comments 6th Kid is...... with 1 comments 7th Kid is...... with 1 comments 8th Kid is..... with 1 comments 9th Kid is..... with 1 comments 10th Kid is..... with 1 comments 11th Kid is...... with 1 comments 12th Kid is...... with 1 comments Contest will start on 4/16 thur 4/23 First Place wins a Blast! 2 gifts each for the winners! Comment Bombing allowed and self co

My God I Am Trying To Sing...
I like to sing but I don't think I am very good. So in good nature I figured why not try recording myself with some mixers for part of a few songs by Enya. If you are curious to how bad I sound, there is the links below. LOL. http://download-v5.streamload.com/3b29e2e8-63c6-4a6c-878d-6ff713de36ff/tattooedfaerie/Hosted/lala3.mp3 http://download-v5.streamload.com/3b29e2e8-63c6-4a6c-878d-6ff713de36ff/tattooedfaerie/Hosted/Recorded%202007-04-16%2020-59-34.mp3

Unnamed
Walking through endless miles of need; I've come across a paradox Come face to face with greed. I love, in all your wonder I'll take a step behind myself There's need to stop the plunder. My soul is all an empty vastness waiting for reprieve, I've lost the will to try to take And all the will to leave. I've reached a place of quietness and just to hear you breathe I'll take the chance that you won't stay in all I'll still believe.

Losing
Losing all I can see. nothing remains. Dripping slowly away the tides recede and I stand alone. I look down from the precipice that is my life and wonder where the tides go. Will they return to fill my gaping soul? Or will the waters dry to flow no more and leave me standing and breathless? All I can do is wait. Watching from my precipice, all I can do is wonder.

All About Me
well if you ever want to shout with me and you can't find me on here then try me at: the_biotch0723@yahoo.com really new to all of this so i dont really know what to put on here you seen my photo, and that is about all there is to me. smartass little hottie!!!

Easter
i know im late at posting this blog but i havent really been online to do so. so here it is. on easter sunday i was actually looking forward to going to church. i havent been to curch in six years, since my mom died the day after easter in 2001. well anyway, i was actually looking forward to going but i didnt get to bc i had to babysit and i actually cried bc i didnt get to go lol go figure lol. but yeah i havent been since that dreadfull day bc easter was the last day i spent with my mom. so its really hard for me to go to church on any other day. i can only go on easter bc thats the only way i will know if im over my moms death bc she was the bestest best friend i ever had. wish me luck for next year hehe.

Things That Make You Want To Go Hm-m-m-m-m
Things that make you want to go Hm-m-m-m-m Here are a few things to think about while you are relaxing... Most of you will just LOVE the last one! Can you cry under water? How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered? Why do you have to "put your two cents in".. . but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to? Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity? Why does a round pizza come in a square box? What disease did cured ham actually have? How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage? Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours? If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing? Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV? Why do people pay

Destruction
He's become such a problem that he's keeping you up at night. Pieces of conversation from all these years have piled up in your mind, there's no room for anyone else. You're driving to Lisa's grave and you're thinking of the time when he said, "It's never been like this with anyone else". You're sick and you're weak, because he's your only but you know you're somewhere in line in his life, you can never quite figure out. Quit him. For godsakes quit him. He's everything destructive and bad. It took him just a few months to flip you around, you, your clean mind, undamaged lungs and liver. After all these years it won't be undone. If you're still in love with him, move far away.

Pissed
im pissed bc ever since my sister in law moved in shes treated her husband like shit and he aint done nothing wrong and then she leaves her kids here with me and my husband and hers and leaves for days at a time sometimes weeks at a time she dont provide for her kids its me and my husband doing it. and also since she moved in our kids dont really listen any more so they are always getting into trouble.

Just A Thought...
As we grow up, we learn that even the one person that wasn't supposed to ever let you down probably will. You will have your heart broken probably more than once and it's harder every time. You'll break hearts too, so remember how it felt when yours was broken. You'll fight with your best friend. You'll blame a new love for things an old one did. You'll cry because time is passing too fast, and you'll eventually lose someone you love. So take too many pictures, laugh too much, and love like you've never been hurt because every sixty seconds you spend upset is a minute of happiness you'll never get back. Don't be afraid that your life will end, be afraid that it will never begin.

Im Sorrie Ladies..for What We Men Do!!!
Pce, When i joined cherrytap i decided too invite ladies only and yes some guy's dressed as ladies came in but i booted em out.. lol Now back too my apology..I have spoken too alot of very wonderful ladies on this page and they all seem too tell me the samething. What they tell me is that men be taking there pics and adding them too there's with out permission also guys are telling the ladies what exactly they doing with the pics..Im sorrie guy's that's not flattery thats twisted behavior..What u guy's doing i dont understand get help fast..take electric shocks treatments.lol Now im not going too say that i aint seen no nudie pics from my cherrytap ladie friends i have seen some that made me say wow and why would they do that. but its your right ladies too add what u want on here if cherrytap ok it.. But its not our right as men too degrade these ladies on here because they are someone's mom sister aunt cuzzin or even grandmother..will u want someone too degrade them?. So gentle

Winters Sorrow
Rainy days & permanent scars, Bruised faces & false charm, Sunny days washed away, Drown in phases of dismay, Rainclouds burst a flood of rage, Unleashing teardrops of distain, I hope & pray digging for reasons, Longing for fate to change the season.

Dyke Godess - Who's Good Wit My Hands
take the first letter of your name A-Punky B-Emotional C-Pretty D-preppy E-Gangster F-Girly G-Dyke H-Sweet I-Retarded J-Gorgeous K-Beautiful L-Fabulous M-Slutty N-homosexual O-Hot P- amazing Q-Boyish R-Hot S-Sexy T- Very Sexy U-Ugly V-Wonderful W-Hott X-Bitchy Y-Under-appreciated Z-Over-appreciated Now the third letter in your middle name(if you don’t have one use your last name): A-Wizard B- Babe C-God (ess) D-Obsesser E- Sex machine F-Retard G-Queen/ King H-Slut I-Girl J-Goth K-Nerd L-Alcoholic M-porn star N-sex god(dess) O-Geek P-Skank Q-Crack whore R-Bitch S-Prince (ess) T-Whore U-Cry Baby V-Jackass W-Punk X-Scared-cat Y-Coward Z-Chocoholic Now What Color Is the Shirt You Are Wearing: Red- Will Do Anything For Crack purple- Who will rock your world Orange- Who Likes It In The Butt Yellow- Who Wants To Have Sex With You Green- Who Looks At Porn 24/7 Pink- Who's Good With My Hands blue- Who likes to strip White

Ole And Sven
Ole and Sven were drinking buddies who worked as aircraft mechanics in Minneapolis. One day the airport was fogged in and they were stuck in the hangar with nothing to do. Ole said, "I vish ve had somethin' ta drink!" Sven says, "Me too. Y'know, I've hear you can drink dat yet fuel an get a buzz. Ya vanna try it?" So they pour themselves a couple of glasses of high octane hooch and got completely smashed. Next morning Ole woke up and is surprised at how good he feels. In fact he feels GREAT! NO hangover! NO bad side effects. Nothing! The phone rang. It was Sven who asks, "How iss you feelin' dis mornin', Ole?" Ole says, "I feel great. How 'bout you?" Sven says, "I feel great, too. Ya don't have no hangover?" Ole says, "No dat yet fuel iss great stuff -- no hangover, nothin'. Ve oughta do dis more often." Sven agreed."Yeah, vell, but dere's yust vun ting." Ole asked, "Vut's dat?" Sven questioned, "Haff you farted yet?" Ole stopped to think

Wanna To Lick Me
SLURPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP (repost of original by 'Lead Me To Heaven (SIGN MY GUESTBOOK)' on '2007-04-14 08:32:26') (repost of original by 'REALLY FKEN BORED!!!' on '2007-04-14 11:02:42') (repost of original by 'baby' on '2007-04-14 11:09:26') (repost of original by '*IRREPLACEABLE1982*' on '2007-04-14 12:28:51')

First Letter Tells Your Sex Life___*c*
According to studies, the first letter of your FIRST name reveals your sexual identity ... What do you think? Repost this with the letter of your FIRST name. -A- You are not particularly romantic, but you are interested inaction. You mean business. With you, what you see is what you get. You have no patience for flirting and can't be bothered with someone who is trying to be coy, cute, demure,and subtly enticing. You are an up front person. When it comes to sex, its action that counts not obscure hints.Your mate's physical attractiveness is important to you. You find the chase and challenge of the "hunt" invigorating. You are passionate and sexual as well as being much more adventurous than you appear; however, you do not go around advertising these qualities. Your physical needs are your primary concern. -B- You give off vibes of lazy sensuality. You enjoy being romanced, wined, and dined. You are very ha ppy to receive gifts as an ___expression of the affection of your lo

To Dam Funny!
THIS IS QUITE REMARKABLE, PLEASE DON'T CHEAT! In the middle of the table is a round food tray with five kinds of Fruits on it. They are: A. Apple B. Banana C. Strawberry D. Peach E. Orange Which fruit will you choose? Please think VERY carefully and don't rush into it. This is great, I was astounded! Your choice reveals a lot about you! Test results: Please SCROLL DOWN If you have chosen: A. Apple: That means you are a person who loves to eat apples B. Banana: That means you are a person who loves to eat bananas C. Strawberry: That means you are a person who loves to eat strawberries D. Peach: That means you are a person who loves to eat peaches E. Orange: That means you are a person who loves to eat oranges I hope you find fulfillment in this new insight about yourself. May it bring you peace and understanding, tranquility and all that other profound stuff. Also I bet that right now you wo

Madison Avenue Advertising Slogans
Subject: Madison Avenue Advertising Slogans The boss of a Madison Avenue advertising agency called a spontaneous staff meeting in the middle of a particularly stressful week. (This is one pretty sharp boss!) When everyone gathered, the boss, who understood the benefits of having fun, told the burnt out staff the purpose of the meeting was to have a quick contest. The theme: Viagra advertising slogans. The only rule was that they had to use past ad slogans, originally written for other products, that captured the essence of Viagra. Slight variations were acceptable. About seven minutes later, they turned in their suggestions. The top ten were: 10. Viagra, Whaazzzz up! 9. Viagra, The quicker pecker upper. 8. Viagra, Like a rock! 7. Viagra, When it absolutely, positively has to be there overnight. 6. Viagra, Be all that you can be. 5. Viagra, Reach out and touch someone. 4. Viagra, Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman. 3. Viagra, ho

Alone Poem
I am alone, so very alone I hurt, so very bad I am ignored, just thrown aside I am security, for others to have I am lonely, there is no one close, no one sees the pain I cry, hope is gone I am alone, and no one knows

.beautimous.day.
got a fresh cup o joe got the sliding glass door open and i can hear the birds twittering in the trees Poe has stationed herself in front of the door with an eager eye and her little Manx nub of a tail wagging incessantly in hope of having a chance to pounce and consume. Munchkin & Peanut are cleaning up the mess in the living room of their own volition Monkey is eating her fruit cup ive a horrific case of allergies therefore im sneezing my pretty little head off Peanut is skipping gaily thru the house... *raises eyebrow* i suppose she's happy...she skips when she's happy. which is a good thing. *sneezes* i most definitely need to do something intesting today. its too nice a day... slight breeze sunny mid-60s what more could a gal ask for? so cant wait to move. *dances* hmmm perhaps i should consider collecting boxes packing the things i dont utilise often storing them in my walk-in yes thats a delightful idea. theres a minimal amount of etiquette here im an

Tick Removal Made Easy!
Subject: Easy Tick Removal Please forward to anyone with children... or hunters or dogs, Etc!! thanks! A School Nurse has written the info below -- good enough to Share -- And it really works!! I had a pediatrician tell me what she believes is the best way to remove a tick. This is great , because it works in those places where it's sometimes difficult to get to with tweezers: between toes, in the middle of ... A head full of dark hair, etc. Apply a glob of liquid soap to a cotton ball. Cover the tick with the soap-soaked cotton ball and swab it for a few seconds (15-20), the tick will come out on it's own and be stuck to the cotton ball when you Lift it away. This technique has worked every time I've used it (and that was frequently), and it's much less traumatic for the patient and easier for me. Unless someone is allergic to soap, I can't see that this would be damaging in any way. I even had my doctor's wife call me for advice because she had o

To Realize
To realize The value of a sister Ask someone Who doesn't have one. To realize The value of ten years: Ask a newly Divorced couple. To realize The value of four years: Ask a graduate. To realize The value of one year: Ask a student who Has failed a final exam. To realize The value of nine months: Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn. To realize The value of one month: Ask a mother who has given birth to A premature baby. To realize The value of one week: Ask an editor of a weekly newspaper. To realize The value of one minute: Ask a person Who has missed the train, bus or plane. To realize The value of one-second: Ask a person Who has survived an accident. Time waits for no one. Treasure every moment you have. You will treasure it even more when you can share it with someone special. To realize the value of a friend or family member : LOSE ONE. The origin of this le

Chapter 13
Marrissa's soul may have been shriveling, but her strength and talent had grown. she had learned to lift things, toss them bout, make them disappear. she could temporarily inhabit a body, making it do all manner of things, while the owner of that body was aware of it and could do nothing. Her favorite thing to do was to inhabit an old friend or teacher at an important function and in the middle of a conversation say or do something totally outragious through the body. Farting out loud, belching, or just in general being a pest. Marrissa had also learned to go anywhere she wanted to in seconds. She enjoyed giving money to the poor, taking it from the rich, you know, kind of like a 21st century Robinhood ghost. While she did a lot of good things, like preventing robberiers of stores, purse snatching, or beating of innocent children and other victims, what she did was bad things to them, really horrible. Of course the horrible things she did, were mostly to people who deserved

Entry #1: The Little Things
A very special friend of ours told me I should blog this, so I am taking his advice and doing just that. Thanks JC (Aka Jeremy Crow) Chris and I have a ritual so to speak... as we drive to our jobs each morning, we talk to each other on our cell phones. Whoever leaves the house first - calls the other one and we talk till we reach our work place. Then through out the course of the day, we talk breifly - as time allows and we also txt back and forth. Earlier this week, Chris had forgotten to charge his cell phone the night before, so low and behold the next morning after we had reached our work destinations I received a phone call from a landline - it was Chris - calling to let me know his cell battery was dead and he wouldn't be able to call or txt me the rest of the day. A bit disapponted (because one tends to look foward too these daily happenings), but I certainly understood and let him know it was ok and I would talk to him when I got home after work. I don't even thin

Tied And True...again
He lays spread-eagle on the bed. Legs and arms tied to the bedposts. She is hovering over himInitially, she had started as the dominant, but her desire has gotten the best of her. She wants him inside her more than she wants to impose her will on him. She is still in control, but barely. He stares into her eyes and her nipples harden at the desire she sees. Untie me he states calmly. N-no she stammers, looking away. He continues to stare Untie me, he repeats Or you wont get what you want. Her glance at his erection gives her away She has had him in her mouth and now she wants to feel him between her legs, inside her, but she wants to complete what she startedTo make him beg her. P-pleaseLet me finish she begs. No, his answer leaves her no choice, Untie me. With shaking hands she moves to untie him, first his hands then his feet. He lays calmly while she goes about releasing him. When she is done, she sits quietly on the bed head bowed He gets off the b

30 Seconds To Mars - The Kill
I love this song~However it reminds me of my ex tj~It's still my favorite song~ 30 Seconds To Mars - The Kill This song is on the following albums: Attack What if I wanted to break Laugh it all off in your face What would you do? What if I fell to the floor? Couldn't take this any more What would you do? (Do, do, do) Come break me down! Bury me, bury me! I am finished with you! What if I wanted to fight Beg for the rest of my life What would you do? You say you wanted more What are you waiting for? I'm not running from you Come break me down! Bury me, bury me! I am finished with you! Look in my eyes! You're killing me, killing me! All I wanted was you! I tried to be someone else But nothing seemed to change I know now, this is who I really am inside! Finally found myself! Fighting for a chance I know now, THIS IS WHO I REALLY AM! Ah, haaah Ah-ha ohh Ah, haaah Come break me down! Bury me,

International Disadvantaged People's Day
International Disadvantaged People's Day Today is International Disadvantaged People's Day. Please send an encouraging message to a retarded friend, just as I've done. I don't care if you lick windows, interfere with farm animals, vote liberal or occasionally shit yourself....... You hang in there sunshine, You're fucking special.........

Why I Like Cougars...
First off - a couple definitions... MILF - I think we all know this one...so if you don't know what it is, send me a PM and I'll explain it to you... Cougar - An older woman targeting single men for dating / relationships / fun... Now - if you've read my profile, you know I'm attached - significantly so. Going on 7 years. That's a big deal...:) But...prior to meeting Krista, I dated Cougars almost exclusively...from the time I was 17 until I met Krista 7 years ago. You have to wonder, why...right? Well - there are many, many benefits to dating a Cougar over a lady my own age. 1) They have a decent grasp of who they are. There's usually no arguments created only because she can't determine if it's you she's upset with, or herself...It can save hours and hours of arguments that simply shouldn't have to happen. 2) They are supporting themselves - one way or another. Regardless of whether it's through child support, alimony, a career or a job...they are self suppo

My Yahoo Got Hacked
some fucker whos convinced im a fake took my old yahoo account, anyone who has the name on their list take it off if i can get it back ill let you all know k thanks Beth Yepsen: ok. but if you prove you're real you can have it beth Yepsen: you think im a fake? beth Yepsen: well if you knew me youd know my cam doesnt work on yahoo it freezes me up Beth Yepsen: i just wanna see that you're real beth Yepsen: my cam doesnt work on yahoo it locks me up beth Yepsen: im real who the fuck are you? Beth Yepsen: ok take a sign pic beth Yepsen: i have 2 on my cherrytap account Beth Yepsen: i mean take one for me beth Yepsen: if you really want the name that bad fuck it i have nothing to prove to a punk bitch like you Beth Yepsen: final answer? beth Yepsen: yeah fuck you Beth Yepsen: you wont take a sign pic for your name? beth Yepsen: nope i have nothing to prove to a punk ass bitch like you

Dance Of Death
Dance Of Death Let me tell you a story to chill the bones About a things that I saw One night wandering in the everglades I'd one drink but no more I was rambling, enjoying the bright moonlight Gazing up at the stars Not aware of a presence so near to me Watching my every move Feeling scared and I fell to my knees As something rushed me from the trees Took me to an unholy place And that is where I fell from grace Then they summoned me over To join in with them To the dance of the dead In to the circle of fire I followed them In to the middle I was led As if time had stopped still I was numb with fear But still I wanted to go And the blaze of the fire did no hurt upon me As I walked onto the coals And I felt I was in a trance And my spirit was lifted from me And if only someone had the chance To witness what happened to me And I danced, I pranced and I sang with them All had death in their eyes Lifeless figures the

Silly Little Man
you ever dance around without a care, maybe in a crowd as people stare, sometimes i even play air guitar, i even drink pickle juice from a jar, nah, well maybe you should , loosen up a little if you could, we only live once,so be happy when you can, go ahead and tell me i am a silly little man, i don't care, i like to have fun, like going to the park and eating hotdogs in a bun, why shouldn't we all have fun once in a while, what that ain't really your style, sorry smiling makes me happy, better than always feeling so crappy, so can i please see you smile, sitting here writing, i`m on the kitchen tile, there you go see you are pretty, don`t smile alot that is a pity, that`s why i am writing all this down because i don't like to see you frown, so go ahead and lets see those teeth so white, you know you do have a right, to express your feelings whenever you can, i know i am being a silly little man, again!!

Who's That In The Picture??
After a long night of making love to his new girlfriend, Fred notices a photo of a man on her bedside table. At first, he really didn't give it much thought; she had never mentioned it so why should he. But after a month or so into the relationship he begins to stress about it; even imagining the photo is staring at him doing the deed. It was causing him so much anxiety that he finally decides to ask about it. "Is this your ex-husband?" he nervously asks. "No, silly," she replies, snuggling up to him. "Another boyfriend, then?" he continues. "No, not at all," she says, nibbling away at his ear. "Is it your dad or your brother?" he inquires, hoping to be reassured. "No, no, no!!!" she answers. "Well, who in the hell is he, then?" he demands. "That's me 6 months ago"

This Sounds Like Me Lol
Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the craps table. A very attractive blonde woman from Texas arrived ...and bet twenty-thousand dollars ($20,000) on a single roll of the dice. She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I play topless." With that, she stripped to the waist; rolled the dice; and yelled, "Come on, baby.... Southern Girl needs new clothes!" As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up-and-down... and squealed..."YES! YES! I WON! I WON!" She hugged each of the dealers... and then picked up her winnings and her clothes, and quickly departed. The dealers stared at each other dumfounded. Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?" The other answered, "I don't know... I thought you were watching." Moral --- Not all Southerners are stupid. Not all blondes are dumb. But, all men.....are men.

Now This Is Teaching
You might want to have a tissue close at hand just in case.... Very touching story..... Back in September of 2005, on the first day of school, Martha Cothren, a social studies school teacher at Robinson High School in Little Rock, did something not to be forgotten. On the first day of school, with permission of the school superintendent, the principal and the building supervisor, she took all of the desks out of the classroom. The kids came into first period, they walked in, there were no desks. They obviously looked around and said, "Ms. Cothren, where's our desk?" And she said, "You can't have a desk until you tell me how you earn them." They thought, "Well, maybe it's our grades." "No," she said. "Maybe it's our behavior." She told them, "No, it's not even your behavior." And so they came and went in the first period, still no desks in the classroom. Second period, same thing, third period. By early afternoon television news crews had gathered in M

You Know Who You Are
A simple mistake , Is it to late ? I acted in haste , I tested our fate, You said that you wanyed to , do you still want to ? You said it could be love , i think it could do , your iin my thoughts , always on my mind , I wake to dreams , of you in my life , But its gone , When will it be us again , when is it my chance , for a new beging?. When can I touch you , the way that we planed to , Why do I dream , and think always of you , when will it be us , I feel so traped , in plans that i made , days I cant escape , Im wating on you , do you still want me to ? i ment what I said , I ment what I want , I love you so much , and its still what I want ,

Gorilla At The Zoo
The gorilla A man and his wife were spending the day at the zoo. She was wearing a loose fitting, pink dress, sleeveless with straps. He was wearing his usual jeans and T-shirt. As they walked through the ape exhibit, they passed in front of a large, silverback gorilla. Noticing the wife, the gorilla went crazy. He jumped on the bars, and holding on with one hand and 2 feet. He grunted and pounded his chest with his free hand. He was obviously excited at the pretty lady in the pink dress. The husband, noticing the excitement, thought this was funny. He suggested that his wife tease the poor fellow some more by puckering her lips and wiggling her bottom. She played along and he gorilla got even more excited, making noises that would wake the dead. Then the husband suggested that she let one of her straps fall to show a little more skin. She did... And the gorilla was about to tear the bars down. "Now... Show your thighs and sort of fan yo

Who's Dependable? (for Women)
Time passes. Life happens. Distance separates. Children grow up. Jobs come and go. Love waxes and wanes. Men don't do what they're supposed to do. Hearts break. Parents die. Colleagues forget favors. Careers end. BUT - Sisters are there, no matter how much time and how many miles are between you. A girlfriend is never farther away than needing her . When you have to walk that lonesome valley and you have to walk it by yourself, the women in your life will be on the valley's rim, cheering you on, praying for you, pulling for you, intervening on your behalf, and waiting with open arms at the valley's end. Sometimes, they will even break the rules and walk beside you, or come in and carry you out. Girlfriends, daughters, granddaughters, daughters-in-law, sisters, sisters-in-law, mothers, grandmothers, aunties, nieces, cousins and extended family all bless our life. When we began this adventure called womanhood, we had no idea of

Third Prelude
Death took a another chance, " NO. NO. I was taking care of some business,remember,andI thought I might see if your ding ok,andmay you can help me now." "Oh yeah, you lost a body or something, huh? You mean you didnt find it yet. I thought you is would shrivel up to nothing. how long does that take? aint, er, isnt it about time you found her?" "Thats why Im here. I dont know here tolook. I asked everyone I know,andtheyjust laugh at me.they thnk its a great joke that Death would have lost a soul." "Well, I think thats cruel, what kindof friends are those to have. I tell ya bob, you gotta be careful nowa days. You never know whos gonna double cross you, trust me I know." Melissa crossed the short space between themand sat next to Death,once again raching out to grasp him gently on the arm bone. Looking into his eyes, she simply stated " Bob I am your friend. I promise." " Will you help Melissa?I mean as much as you can. I can pay you, you won't want for anything

Never Argue With A Woman...
Never Argue with a Woman: One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book. Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, "Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?" "Reading a book," she replies, (thinking, "Isn't that obvious?") "You're in a Restricted Fishing Area," he informs her. "I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading." "Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up." "If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says the woman. "But I haven't even touched you," says the game warden. "That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment." "Have a nice day ma'am," and he left. MOR

So Well Said
What do women want? Try picking up a romance novel! Not one of the Harlequin Romance as those are just sleaze on paper, and stay away from Nora Roberts and Danielle Steele cuz they're not much better. But pick up a Christine Feehan, Iris Johanssen, or Jane Feather. That's what we want. Women want a partner who is going to stand by them no matter what scars they possess, emotional or physical. We want someone who is going to view us as so precious a treasure he would do anything to protect us. We want someone who is going to go to impossible lengths to do something so embarrassing silly and romantic. We want chivalry and respect. We want to be courted and adored. We want to be loved so much that he wonders how he lived without us and wants to spend forever with us. We want someone who wants to grow old with us, and who can share our dreams (whatever they may be). We want someone secure enough in themselves and the relationship that he doesn't have to go look at porn

We Remember Message From Baker Company
POST A COMMENT TO SHOW YOUR SUPPORT I got this in my email and wanted to pass it on as I served my Country in the past and know a few guys that are over in Iraq right now. I wanted to pay a tribute to the guys and gals in our Armed Forces today so here's a few pictures. The next time: The other car cuts you off and you must hit the brakes, or you have to park a little further from Walmart than you want to be, or you're served slightly warm food at the restaurant, or you're sitting and cursing the traffic in front of you, or the shower runs out of hot water, Think of them... Protecting your freedom! Message from Iraq : The proud warriors of Baker Company wanted to do something to pay tribute to our fallen comrades. So since we are part of the only Marine Infantry Battalion left in Iraq the one way that we could think of doing that is by taking a picture of Baker Company saying the way we feel. It would be awesome if you could find a way to

Reliable Help Wanted
IF YOU KNOW PAINTSHOP PR OR PHOTSHOP OR ANY OTHER PHOTO MANIPULATION PROGRAM OR GRAPHICS PROGRAM AND A RELIABLE NAD NOT HERE T PLAY STUPID GAMES AND WASTE PEOPLES TIME. WE THE TORTURE CHAMBER NEED YOUR HELP. PLEASE SHOUTBOX OR PRIVATE MESSAGE ME ASAP DJ DOMINATRIXXX

Stooping To The Celebrity Level
All news, all Anna Nicole, ALL THE TIME! So stupid, but here goes with I think of the Anna Nicole Story: I think that George Bush should declare war on the Bahamas. We will send troops to retrieve DannieLynn and spirit her away to Texas, so that she can be raised as a God-fearing Baptist by Virgie. Larry can get any old baby through the Madonna Adoption Agency in Malawi. Larry can hire Paris Hilton as an au pair girl (she's legal after all) which will finally give that girl some legitimate income. Britney Spears' babies should be taken away from her forthwith and re-distributed between Howard K. Stern, and Angelina Jolie. See? Everybody wins! There's enough babies to go around and after all, they're just accessories, right? Sounds about right.

This Is Why
i hide in the darkness to hide my pain , i walk through the shadows to hide from your judging eyes i wear black to blend in with the darkness , as i hide my eyes so no one can see me for who i realy am, and if you ask me who i am ill show you exactly who you made me out to be

Think On This ...
For mind is the builder and that which we think upon may become crimes or miracles. For thoughts are things and as their currents run through the environs of an entity's experience these become barriers or steppingstones, dependent upon the manner in which these are laid as it were. For as the mental dwells upon these thoughts, so does it give strength, power to things that do not appear. And thus does indeed there become that as is so oft given, that faith is the evidence of things not seen. Edgar Cayce Reading 906-3 Christian MySpace Graphics

Levelin' Up...give Me A Shove
Still tryin' to get to that 'ripe cherry' stage. Just a little over 4,200 pt. to go, and could sure use a shove in the right direction. I have lots of pictures, and have added more stash items, over 1,700 now, to rate and comment! Drop in ... lookin' forward to seein' ya! THANKS FOR YOUR HELP! Lev@ CherryTAP

Incubus ( Drive ) Lyrics
Drive VideoDrive lyrics - Incubus lyricsIncubus Music VideosMusic Video Codes by VideoCure Sometimes I feel the fear of uncertainty stinging clear And I cant help but ask myself how much I'll let the fear take the wheel and steer It's driven me before, it seems to have a vague Haunting mass appeal Lately I'm beginning to find that I should be the one behind the wheel Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there With open arms and open eyes yeah Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there, I'll be there So if I decide to waiver my chance to be one of the hive Will I choose water over wine and hold my own and drive, oh oh It's driven me before, it seems to be the way That everyone else get around Lately, I'm beginning to find that when I drive myself, my light is found Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there With open arms and open eyes yeah Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there, I'll be there Would you choose water over wine Hold the

¢¾ January = Shyness
Body: ¢¾ JANUARY = SHYNESS Fun to be with. Loves to try new things. Boy/girls LOVE you. You are very hott. Secretive. Difficult to fathom and to be understood. Quiet unless excited or tensed. Takes pride in oneself. Has reputation. Easily consoled. Honest. Concerned about people's feelings. Tactful. Unbelievable kisser! Friendly. Approachable. Emotional temperamental and unpredictable. Moody and easily hurt. Witty and sparkly. spazzy at times.Not revengeful. Forgiving but never forgets. dislikes nonsensical and unnecessary things. Guides others physically and mentally. Sensitive and forms impressions carefully. Caring and loving. Treats others equally. Strong sense of sympathy. Wary and sharp. Judges people through observations. Hardworking. No difficulties in studying. Always broods about the past and the old friends. Waits for friends. Never looks for friends. Not aggressive unless provoked. Loves to be loved. Easily hurt but takes long to recover. Sexiest in Bed! R

Let Me
ok its been a long time and i suck at grammer in english just as much in french so bare with the mistakes n typos je t'aime moi aimer les nombreuses manières de toi, la manière que vous sentez en retard la nuit. La manière vous me jugez sûr et fortement. Votre force et grace et naturellement votre beau visage votre état mental fort et votre goût délicieux mais ceci ne seront jamais pas jamais pour moi juste un rêve que je me tiens dessus sur celui tristement ne viendrai jamais vrai. © Biker REDS 2007

End Of Easter
Well it's another holiday that has gone to waste with the help of a well known substance known as alcohol and its always ever pleasant reminder... the hangover. Three weeks spent in an almost comotosed state telling myself that D.U.I is actually illegal and i really shouldn't do it. After my third trip to the local supermarket in one day i decided maybe i did have enough.... why is it that if you can't remember something that has happened during these states it's often because it is something that you will obviously either be slapped by a girl or beaten up by their boyfriends for ireckon, don't you? Not that i do that a lot. Any way slightly off on a tangent there, I'm heading back off to Manchester tomorrow to go back into my lovely little house to get even more drunk as i've already failed my course so I'm now only there for the money (rather selfish of me). Either way the grass will still grow and the wind will still blow, as much as my current hair style, and the world will a

Ya Gotta Say You're Sorry. Sorry, My Ass....
Apparently, one can say whatever vile and evil thing comes to mind, as long as you're willing to say "I'm sorry", or "I condemn such and such..." That's the message I'm getting these days from the current Media Crisis DuJour. I guess it really doesn't matter these days what you really believe, or what you really stand for, as long as you're willing to be flogged in public. I thought public floggings sort of went out with platform buckled shoes, but maybe I'm wrong. Look, I'm not about to defend the indefensible. Insert Don Imus, Al Sharpton, Jesse Jackson, Howard Stern, Bill O'Reilly, Geraldo Rivera, or whatever your flavor is today. I hate all of these guys. I don't think any of them speak for common sense, nor do I admire any of them for any reason. I think they're all pigs and because I feel that way, I don't listen to their shows, read their crap or purchase anything (that I know of) that is advertised on their airwaves. The latest is, we apparently demand not only

Define Real
If someone agrees something exists, then it becomes "real". How does one define "real"? Real is something you can touch, feel, see, smell, hear..? Is something NOT real when noone else can see it? I have become so angry with closed-minded people because they won't believe in something because they have been brainwashed by society, family, teachers, themselves... My oh my. The "voices" in your head are very real, but it's because you are crazy or need sleep, or less stress, right? Has anyone stopped to think that these voices may be something collected in your head subliminally from the past? What about maybe a past life? Do you ever recognize these voices? How and why do you hear them? ARE they real? And why do they go away when you try and focus on them or a specific voice (maybe after you hear one of them say your name..)? What about the idea that you are hearing the future, or the present, and not something already done? (Why would you ever analyze this after beeing laughed at fo

Broken Puppet
The love you claimed would fix the wounds, Instead only caused another soul to burn. As the souls come together into the light, You now fight to find the strings you once held, Yet they are nowhere in sight. The puppet you once held has pulled the strings from your grasp, And left the chains of regret behind her. As you pull the chains, It's your soul you feel yearning For what was once there can be no more. All that is left is the burning and screaming, From the pain that you caused. As the dawn comes you realize, The puppet has taken a new disguise. Has learned to live again. To watch and await your sad demise.

No Moon Fever
I stare up at the sky...looking for the moon and it's not there. I feel a sense of lonliness and abandonment. So much of my life has been so much like the moon. Phases that seem forever in the dark, as you anticipate the full moon. The brightness in the dark that lights the way. The friendly "star" that is always there in some shape. But not today. Moon come back for me.[I'm such a Lunatic..] Ha.

Darkness
Darkness surrounded me before I was born. It was the comfort that surrounded my fragile being. At birth, the light stung my eyes and so I cried. Naked, cold, pain. Life in the light continues to hurt. So I seek for that comfort within the darkness that once surrounded me, and I will forever live within it. What is the reason for the light/life? Still unknown. Confused. Still searching for answers. For purpose. A reason for existance. The mystery echos in my head as the light continues to sting my eyes. They burn like razorblades when tears want to fall. My head pounds like the knocking on a big oak door everytime the non-existing heart wants to pump life through it. Doest thou needeth the light to see thy way?

Despair
Bad decisions, Painful insisions, Rotting memory, Life shattering, Self-inflicted battery, Blind fate, Hidden hate, Angry debate, Clouding my head, Misunderstood, Anything but good, Tainted, wasted, Twisted faces, Debacherouse lies, Insane inside, Twisted truth, Black not blue, Slothful actions, & dissatisfaction.

Breakfast At Mcdonald's
Breakfast at McDonald's This is a good story and is true, please read it all the way through until the end! (After the story, there are some very interesting facts!): I am a mother of three (ages 14, 12, 3) and have recently completed my college degree. The last class I had to take was Sociology. The teacher was absolutely inspiring with the qualities that I wish every human being had been graced with. Her last project of the term was called, "Smile." The class was asked to go out and smile at three people and document their reactions. I am a very friendly person and always smile at everyone and say hello anyway. So, I thought this would be a piece of cake, literally. Soon after we were assigned the project, my husband, youngest son, and I went out to McDonald's one crisp March morning. It was just our way of sharing special playtime with our son. We were standing in line, waiting to be served, when all of a sudden everyone

Charity
Marvin J Ashton once said: "Perhaps the greatest charity comes when we are kind to eachother, when we dont judge or catagorize someone eles, when we give eachother the benifit of the doubt or remain quiet. Charity is accepting someones differences, weaknesses, & shortcomings; having patience with someone who has let us down, or resisting the impulse to become offended when someone doesnt handle something the way we might have hoped. Charity is refusing to take advantage of anothers weakness & being willing to forgive someone who has hurt us. Charity is expecting the best of eachother."

Wal Mart Greeter, Yeah It's Old But It's Still Funny!
A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walks into Walmart with her two kids in tow, screaming obscenities at them all the way through the entrance. She's dressed in dirty jeans, a greasy t-shirt with holes in it and wearing flip-flops exposing her cracked and filthy toenails. When she yells at the kids, she exposes her yellowed, crooked teeth with more than a few missing. The Wal-Mart Greeter says, "Good morning and welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice children you've got there. Are they twins?" The ugly woman stops screaming long enough to say, "Hell no they ain't! The oldest one, he's 9 and the younger one, she's 7. Why the Hell would you think they're twins? Do you really think they look alike?" "No", replies the greeter, "I just couldn't believe someone had sex with you twice.

Fear
More afraid of not flying than of falling, More afraid to jump right in than stalling, More afraid to sit in silence than to speak up for myself, More afraid to sit back & watch than to stand up for someone eles, More afraid to close my mind than to open my eyes & see, More afraid to close my mind than to let in diversity, More afraid of not trying than of failing, More afraid of slipping than hanging onto the railing, More afraid to settle for less than to keep striving, More afraid of not living than of dying!

Moral/ethical Question
This is great .. Heheh MORAL/ETHICAL QUESTION You are driving down the road in your car on a wild, stormy night, when you pass by a bus stop and you see three people waiting for the bus: 1. An old lady who looks as if she is about to die. 2 An old friend who once saved your life. 3. The perfect partner you have been dreaming about. Which one would you choose to offer a ride to, knowing that there could only be one passenger in your car? Think seriously about this before you continue reading. This is a moral/ethical dilemma that was once actually used as part of a job application. You could pick up the old lady, because she is going to die, and thus you should save her first. Or you could take the old friend because he once saved your life, and this would be the perfect chance to pay him back. However, you may never be able to find your perfect mate again. The candidate who was hired (out of 200 applicants) had no trouble co

Crystal Meth
Crystal Meth I destroy homes. I tear families apart. I take your children, and that's just the start. I'm more valued than diamonds, more precious than gold. The sorrow I bring is a sight to behold. If you need me, remember: I'm easily found. I live all around you, in school and in town. I live with the rich. I live with the poor. I live just down the road, and maybe next door. I'm made in a lab, but, not in one like you think. I can be made under your kitchen sink. Or in your child's closet, and even in the woods. If this scares you to death, it certainly should! I have many names, but there's one you'll know best. I'm sure you've heard of me: my name is Crystal Meth. My power is awesome. Try me and you'll see. But if you do, you may never break free. Just try me once, and I might let you go. But try me twice, then I'll own your soul. When I possess you, you'll steal and you'll lie. You'll do what you half to, just to get high. The crimes you'll commit for my narcotic

Risks
To laugh is to risk appearing the fool, To weep is to risk appearing sentimental, To reach out for another is to risk involvement, To expose feeling is to risk exposing your true self, To place your ideas, your dreams, before a crowd is to risk their loss, To love is to risk not being loved in return, To live is to risk dying, To hope is to risk despair, To try is to risk failure, But risks must be taken, because the greatest hazard in life is to risk nothing, And a person who risks nothing, is nothing, does nothing, and has nothing. They may avoid suffering and sorrow but they cannot learn, feel, change, grow, love, or live. Chained by their certitudes they are a slave, they have forfeited their freedom. Only a person who risks is truely free!

Little Vito
On Math A teacher asks her class, "If there are five birds sitting on a fence, and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?" She calls on Little Vito. He replies, "None. They will all fly away with the first gunshot." The teacher replies, "The correct answer is four, but I like your thinking." Then, Little Vito says, "I have a question for YOU. There are three women sitting on a bench having ice cream: One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream. The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone The third is biting off the top of the ice cream. Which one is married?" The teacher, blushing a great deal, replied, "Well, I suppose the one that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone." To which Little Vito replied, "The correct answer is 'the one with the wedding ring on', but I like your thinking." LITTLE VITO ON MATH Little Vito returns from school, and he says he got an "F" in arithmetic. "Why?" asks Little Vito'

My Take On It All
Real or Not? Here is my thoughts on virtual vs. real love for what it's worth. You may agree you may not, but who has yet really put into thought anything about this thing we call love on the internet? I havent seen anything out there involving chatters and their experiences on this subject, but I have seen a lot of people (yes, real people not your computer) hurt, happy, sad, bitten, smitten, etc. etc. ad nausim. My only proposition is that it is happening to thousands. We see boyfriends, girlfriends, husbands and wives all online playing the love me game. We know many have issues and use the net as an escape from the realities of life in so many different directions that we cant count the ways. So here we go, let's love "let me count the ways." Loyalty is one of the biggest issues. Funny, in real life this one bites as bad or worse than online. Players, mind gamers, intimidators, all have one thing in common ... they are self-centered-egotistical-selfish-assholes (did I say THA

To All Who Cares!!!!!1
I'M GOING TO BE LEAVING TOMORROW TO GO VISIT MY SISTER,THAT'S WHERE MY DOCTORS ARE, I HAVE APPTS. SO I WILL BE ON AND OFF ALL NEXT WEEK!!! IF YOU WANNA TALK OR SAY HEY(LOL) SHOUT ME ON YAHOO!!! CAUSE IT'S HARD TO DO ANYTHING WITH CHERRYTAP DOWN THERE!! I SHOULD BE BACK HOME ON THE 22nd(evening)!! Girly glitter comments from www.GirlyTags.com Girly glitter comments from www.GirlyTags.com

Pascha (easter) Is For The Birds....
In another world, I'd be dead. I can see the headline now: 40 year old Frumpy Black Sheep Slaughtered by Angry Mob of Uptight Conformists - Leftists and Right-wingers Equally to Blame. Yesterday, Father W. came over to do the Liturgy at my house. As it happened, it was only "supposed" to be the good Father, his wife, and our liturgical reader Olin, myself and my daughter. But God has a way of multiplying things, like fishes and loaves, and rabbits, and people. In the space of half an hour, our little group swelled to 9. My daughter's 3 little friends from the 'hood, (hoodlums in the most innocent sense of that word) and my friend Correna "just happened" to show up. Like most other popular notions, I don't believe in coincidence. Three little girls, who are badly neglected by their parents, and a woman who had just broken up with her husband, "just happened" to come to my door. Not that there is anything special about my door. It's just an entrance to a plain

Me And You
Ordinary no, really don't think so Not a love this true Common destiny We were meant to be Me and you Like a perfect scene from a movie screen We're a dream come true Suited perfectly for eternity Me and you Every day, I need you even more And the night time too There's no way I could ever let you go Even if I wanted to Every day I live Try my best to give All I have to you Thank the stars above That we share this love Me and you Every day, I need you even more And the night time too There's no way I could ever let you go Even if I wanted to Ordinary no, I really don't think so Just a precious few Ever make it last Get as lucky as Me and you Me and you

A Test Ripped Off From Broken_hearted420
Full Name: [B] Andrew John Smith. Yes I know it’s not very exciting but I was third and Mum and Dad were running out of ideas and I was born in Britain where naming people after the shrubbery or geographic features has only recently found favour [/B] Date of Birth: 11-01-1964 Zodiac Sign: Capricorn Birth Place: Kelly Bray, Cornwall, UK Eyes: Hazel Hair: Reddish Brown (or Greyish Brown if I left it to its own devices) Height: 5 ft 10 Relationship: Separated from wife of 10 years since Nov 2006 divorce in progress Fears: Rating up to 60mg of Happy Pills a day and becoming on of the celebrity sad people at the surgery Smoking: Yes, someone has to pay for the National Health Service Drinking: Rarely Swearing: Depends Drugs: Not since smoking puff in 1983 Steal: No but if it’s left lying around I will pick it up Trustworthy: If I say I’ll do it, I’ll do it Tattoos: Still thinking about that Piercing: No Depression: Shit loads Suici

The Passing Shadow
The shadow passes The darkness fades The sun rises With no delay Daylight comes Then daylight goes And evening comes With every woe The light fades The sun hides Its weary face Darkness comes And covers the place Till the sun comes back Into its place

I Am Going Nucking Futs!
Ok, this is killing me. I always want more time to sleep, play on the computer (not work as I normally am) and all that jazz. Now I'm completely laid up for the weekend and the hubby has taken the kids out shopping, I can do whatever I want online, sleep as long as I want, and yet I'm going crazy! So much needs to be done in the house, and I'm so sick of my leg being propped up, but i'm worried about a blood clot b/c the bruising is worse now. So I'm trying to do all the right stuff, but damn its hard. I think it's time for a beer lmao. Anyhow..hope everyone has been having a good day. If you ever wanted to chat with me, this is the weekend to do it! I never have time typically, but now all i have it time. I'm going to go take a nap right now, and then I'll be back on and ready to chat in about an hour or so. Hope to talk to you then, XOXO, Aimeelynn

Taken
Often I will sit in seclusion and reflect upon my choice of submission in my lifestyle. As I sit in darkness and silence, it is nights such as this, when a storm rages outside that my thoughts turn inward. I feel the unmistakable need for release, to feel a storm build within me as surely as it rages outside my windows. As I write, my nipples bound with clothespins, a vibrator buzzing against my hungry clit, I will share with you just one of the reasons I have chosen to give myself so completely to this man whom I call Master. It was one of those days where reality ceases to exist and it is just the two of us. Snuggled up on the sofa-bed in his living room, we had lazed about all day, a veritable buffet of snacks and the like littering the coffee table as we watched movies, talked, made love and cuddled some more. Wearing nothing but my collar and cuffs, I reveled in the feeling of belonging to this man. Totally sinful, yes... but oh, so enjoyable! Reluctantly, I looked at the cl

New Bike
New Bike > > A state cop was on his horse waiting to cross the > street when a little > girl on her new shiny bike stopped beside him. > > "Nice bike," the cop said "did Santa bring it to > you?" > > "Yep," the little girl said, "he sure did!" > > The cop looked the bike over and handed the girl a > $5 ticket for a safety > violation. The cop said, "Next year tell Santa to > put a reflector light on > the back of it." > > The young girl looked up at the cop and said, "Nice > horse > you got there, sir, did Santa bring it to you?" > > "Yes, he sure did," chuckled the cop. > > The little girl looked up at the cop and said, "Next > year tell Santa the > dick goes underneath the horse, not on top."

Other Women's Opinion...
I have other sites...and some women have come on and left their opinion of how some women conduct themselves..when they do pictures for their sites...How u have a brain and therefor u do not need to show any skin of any kind..mmm men work off of visuals ..and if your dressed even a little provacitive how can it hurt...I think women who complain have nothing to offer or are prudes. Or maybe just plane jealous..mmmmmm men can go around with no shirt on..and just a pair of shorts...nice..we have to more covered than not...so I don't see how it makes us brainless by showing some skin..I'm sorry i have them...and I will show some of them in my pics...you don't like? Don't look!! :)

Now
..................................Now ....................that your waves of grace ...............brushed upon the shore of my life ..........and made me freed myself from all ego .............to become Love's homeless beggar .........I am standing here with the purest heart .........not to seek your beauty for my pleasure ......................but to offer you my life, ................................my soul ....................................I ....................................W ....................................A ....................................N ....................................T ....................................T ....................................O ...........................~lift~ . ~kiss~ .........................~love~ . ~hold~ .............~trust~ ~feel ~ . ~heal~ ~want~ ......~ believe ~ ~tease~ . ~touch~ ~whisper~ ~look at ~ ~understand~.~ appreciate~ shine on ~ ...............................~ONLY~ ............................

Dont Matter
Nobody wanna see us together But it don't matter no Cause I got you babe Nobody wanna see us together But it don't matter no Cause I got you babe Cause we gon' fight Oh yes we gon' fight Believe we gon' fight We gon' fight Fight for our right to love yeah Nobody wanna see us together But it don't matter no Cause I got you Nobody wanna see us together Nobody thought we'd last forever I feel I'm hopin' and prayin' Things between us don't get better Men steady comin' after you Women steady comin' after me Seem like everybody wanna go for self And don't wanna respect boundaries Tellin' you all those lies Just to get on your side But I must admit there was a couple secrets I held inside But just know that I tried To always apologize And I'ma have you first always in my heart To keep you satisfied Nobody wanna see us together But it don't matter no Cause I got you babe Nobody wanna see us together But it don't matter no Cause I got you babe Cause we go

Piolts Gripe Sheet (thanks To Reallygoodlooking)
After every flight, pilots fill out a form, called a gripe sheet which tells mechanics about problems with the aircraft. The mechanics correct the problems, document their repairs on the form, and then pilots review the gripe sheets before the next flight. Never let it be said that ground crews lack a sense of humor. Here are some maintenance complaints submitted by pilots and the solutions recorded by maintenance engineers. By the way, the airline these came from is the only major airline that has never, ever, had an accident. Pilot: Left inside main tire almost needs replacement. Engineers: Almost replaced left inside main tire. Pilot: Test flight OK, except auto-land very rough. Engineers: Auto-land not installed on this aircraft. Pilot: Something loose in cockpit. Engineers: Something tightened in cockpit. Pilot: Dead bugs on windshield. Engineers: Live bugs on back-order. Pilot: Autopilot in altitude-hold mode produces a 200 feet per minute descent. Engine

I'll Wait For You
The snow in Montana was three feet high The lady at the counter said: There ain't no flights And so he called her on the telephone He said: I'll rent a car and I'll drive home And she said: I'll wait for you Like I did last year At Christmas time with your family here And your truck broke down out in San Antone And the gifts stayed wrapped until you got home Oh, this ain't nothin' new Sweetheart, I'll wait for you Now he's on his cell phone in a Coupe Deville Talkin' to the one he loves and always will His heart is breakin' 'cause she's there alone Her heart is achin' 'cause she wants him home She says: I'll wait for you like in '68 When our child was due, but I said, he'll have to wait Until his dad gets here and stands by my side Remember, Dear, our son's first cry Oh, this ain't nothin' new Sweetheart, I'll wait for you He didn't stop all day to eat a bite And he finally got there around midnight The doctor said, she's in a better place She said to give

Just A Few Words
Ugh. I am so disappointed with myself. I started exercising Monday. Worked out Tuesday and by Wednesday I quit. Sometimes I wish I could take a pin and just poke a hole in my stomach and watch it deflate. But I know what the problem is. I can't leave the junk foods alone or the cokes. That is my down fall and its mainly my mom's fault for buying the crap. I just don't get it sometimes you know. I can hold out and then there are days where I just cave in and eat tons of junkfood. >.< Like yesterday I wanted this beautiful shirt that we had at work and because my arms are so freaking bulky, I couldn't wear it. It's not fair. Also yesterday I didn't eat a big breakfast because we had an awards ceremony at work yesterday and well they fed us breakfast and I grabbed the wrong lunch and I didn't eat til I got home. Which was like 2:30 pm. Then I ate a late supper. I'm going to start cutting back on my food and when mom goes to the grocery store I hope she buys me lots of veggies tha