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For Carl Lol
My One True Love
As I awaken, each and every day, Thoughts of love turn to you. An unbreakable bond between us two, A special love ever so true... The warm glow in your eyes, The sweet smile on your face; Makes me want to hold you, Forever in love's tender embrace. The gentleness of your touch, The sweet passion of your kiss. Just a couple of many pleasures, I longingly so miss... The sound of your voice, Is like a song in my heart, Always bringing me happiness, As it has done from our start. We've shared many joys, And also felt some sorrows, Yet our future is filled, Of wonderful tomorrows. So, until that bright day, Far away such as it seems, You shall always be my one true love... The woman of my dreams.
A Poem For My Baby
Let me say these words I really mean, you are the prettiest girl I have ever seen. Your Hair so brown and your lips so red, If I cannot Love you I would rather be dead. Your laugh is like honey and your smile is so sweet, A more beautiful woman I could not meet We can do what we want, but my one true goal is to be the desire of your heart and soul I want to shower you with Champagne, but a rejection from you would cause me great pain Let me fill your life with wild romance, I'll be your Romeo if you give me the chance
Believe It Or Not
Imus's comment was very disrespectful. He apologized and it should end there. My opinon, these young women non older than 23 dont listen to imus. Someone put a battery in there back and watched some controversy work. Now the blame is being put on musicians for saying bitches and hoes in there songs. ur favorite comedins are not going to be able to tell actual jokes because it offend people. and people are gonna bring this to capitol hill.... I dont get it
Oh Ffs! Stop That!
Okay maybe I'm just ranting today but I am really annoyed that people just do not pay attention. My profile states clearly that I do NOT just randomly give out my yahoo id. Now, I know some of you have it, but not as many as people may think. So, what happens? I get a note or shout with a brief introduction, usually no longer than "hi" then a yahoo id. What the fuck am I supposed to do with that? I Why do some people ASSUME that I even want it? I usually have to chat on site for a bit before I even pretend to go to yahoo. Next, I am obviously dumb as a brick because many times, the convo goes like this: Him: Got yahoo? Me: Sorry hun, I don't just give out my yahoo like that. Him: Oh, okay...I can give you mine.. Wouldn't common sense say that if I hit him up on his then he would have MINE? Dammit, I may be half naked but i'm not half stupid...lmmfao!!! *Growls* Then, once it's been established I do not want to exchange id's it's time for them to sweeten t
What My Heart Tells Me........just A Poem What my heart tells me Is that there is no one else on earth Who can make me feel the way you do From the first day that we met You made me forget all my fears And you have shown me that God really does Have one special heart for each of us to find You are the one God has guided me to What my heart tells me Is that I can never love anyone As much as I love and care for you And how my feelings grow stronger each day I can't imagine not being able to hold you I want to share my life with you for the rest of forever You make me the person I have always hoped to be What my heart tells me Is that God has provided me with your loving heart And I will do everything within my power To provide the best for you each and every day Everytime I see you walk into a room My heart never fails to beat faster and stronger This is how I know you are the one for me For the rest of the time the Lord gives me I give you my heart and for you I will do What My Heart
I Love You
You changed my world with a blink of an eye That is something that I can not deny You put my soul from worst to best That is why I treasure you my dearest Marites You just don't know what you have done for me You even pushed me to the best that I can be You really are an angel sent from above To take care of me and shower with love When I'm with you I will not cry even a single a tear And your touch have chased away all of my fear You have given me a life that I could live worthwhile It is even better everytime you smile It so magical those things you've made To bring back my faith that almost fade Now my life is a dream come true It all began when I was loved by you Now I have found what I am looking for It's you and your love and nothing more Co'z you have given me this feeling of contentment In my life something I've never felt I wish I could talk 'til the end of day But now I'm running out of things to say So I'll end by the lin
Dreaming Of You
When I close my eyes, I dream of you. Can't sleep at night, cuz I wanna be with you. Don't want to live, don't want to die Without you by my side. When I go to sleep at night I pray that my days are bright. I know they will be I know it's true. Because I only want to be with you. I hear your voice inside my head. I can imagine us together again. I know it will happen I know it's true. Because I asked god if I can be with you. I see you and I together again. Holding hands and feeling the pain. What a beautiful feeling I wish it were true. But i am only dreaming...dreamin of you....
She Knows
the darkness overcomes the light in her heart for she has no love,no one too love for men treat her like trash and stomp her heart into a million bloody pieces the one that she loves is too blind too see that he makes the darkness in her heart overcome the light he has killed her on the inside,the candle light in her eyes has burnt out,nothing left but an empty lifeless body, for her light can only be re lit by him her dark secret love,untill then the darkness overcomes the light in her heart and in her eyes
Kgr#62 - Sorta Knicks News
The Knicks current 5 game losing streak and their 1-7 record for April has gotten Houston depressed. No really he is fucked up, He'll do it, he will......SO that means after a bit of Knicks News Houston brings Sexy back with a little bit of the 3rd edition of KGR's TOTALLY UNRELATED STORY TIME!!And then he plays a song about fucking people... ummm Boobies!Vote for Knicks Game Reviews on PodcastAlley.comRate us on Pod-Planet.comDigg us on comments(audio or text)to and it will probably make it onto the show!!Join the forum and make some noise
A Beautiful Poem
It allures me, drawing me deeper within it's rapture, So softly it caresses my eyelids, The blade of my bare shoulder it captures. Hypnotized by music, It belonged to a legion of it's own right from the very start. Down the back of my neck and around my ear, When delivered with love and true passion, nothing could be more dear. Jubilant, Erotic, Mystical, going from fragile to extreme in a breath, From breast to breast, down belly and thigh. It's Lustful and Sexy, it's very presence could make you cry. If the flame should ever burn out, you're sure to miss, a gift given from the gods, The Sound Of A Kiss.
Sorry to all of you lookin for me. I had a really hectic week but I am back online now. Hope all is well with all:)
Recently I found I had bilateral pulmonary embolism. I was hospitalized and treated for it, however for weeks before they found them I was at the hospital several times and was diagnosed with anxiety while I laid on my floor almost dying. Finally my family took me to another hospital that ran test that showed it but still sent me home. Five days later I get into a doctor who realized the test was positive for the blood clots in the lungs and sent me right to the hospitalized and treated all sounds good but now I have a serve case of anxiety a month after the fact. Or is it anxiety? I have lost trust in the medical field I guess .I feel like I am deteriorating, it has affected my relationship with my boyfriend as well as my children because they don’t know how to help me and are as frustrated as I am. Do I believe them and take it as anxiety. I don’t know what to do. I am not asking for sympathy just venting hoping that if I get it off my chest a lot of prayers and maybe some advice.
In Memory...
In Memory...© As we sit down here to learn I pray to God it’s not my turn If someone should come to take our lives Will anyone hear the screams and cries So many lives so shortly lived I wonder to myself “just what gives?” As time goes by some wounds may heal But the scars we carry are all too real The time has come to make a change To stop the tragedies that seem so strange A mother, a father, a daughter, a son In the end who’s really won To take a life and maybe your own Some the reasons are really unknown So when my time on earth here is done I pray its not at the end of a gun I wrote this poem in memory of all the innocent victims that have been killed or wounded in the tragedies that have struck our schools and colleges in the recent years. Most recently the victims of the Virginia Tech tragedy.
I Got Accepted
I just received my acceptance letter to the Graduate Program at Lehman College... Yes people, i am going back to school to get my Masters Degree in Social continue to help people do the shit they cant do for themselves, lol (that sounded so mean and unprofessional) but seriously i obviously must enjoy my job and workin with my clients to go back right.... So not only do i have beauty but i have brains too..... I'm not looking forward to the workload but hey once i graduate i get more money & a promotion....
So I'm in my room yesterday and I wanted to listen to a demo by a "local" band that I have. Anyway I had to keep rotating the CD to get it to play. After some major acrobatics, i FINALLY got the fucking thing to play. I think I broke it. L A M E.
The Latest Dispatch From My Hick Hometown...this Crap Really Makes The Main Newspaper
Car-chasing wolf isn't a pack of lies Duluth News Tribune - 04/18/2007 Minnesota Conservation Officer Steve Peterson thought it was a prank call or that someone was mistaking a German shepherd as a wolf. Until he saw it for himself. Last Friday, Peterson responded to a call of a timber wolf that was hiding in country road ditch near Brimson, then chasing vehicles that drove past. “Apparently it had been happening for several days before I got the call,” said Peterson, who patrols from Two Harbors. On arriving where the caller had reported the wolf, Peterson found the animal standing in the road. As Peterson watched with binoculars, another vehicle drove past Peterson’s truck. The wolf first hid in the ditch, then ran out when the vehicle drove by. “I couldn’t believe it. It was like a dog chasing cars,” Peterson said. “It looked like a big, healthy male wolf. No mange.” When Peterson pulled ahead on the road, the wolf retreated to the ditch, then lunged back on the r
A Storm And I'm Sorry
sorry for yesterday i was helping few and talking to others here, and a storm was comming when i went out of the office going home.... of course the storm started, and when i came home the whole city hadn't power (we were in power outage) so this is my explain and the apologize for the delay and of course i'm here now :) if you wanna see a part of what happened go here, there are 3 videos click on the Video.03 and you'll see how a car was under the water on a street 20 mins from my house... yes, not a good luck :( (it's in spanish but shocking enough)
Good Morning!
My sincerest condolences to those that lost friends, loved ones, and family members in the recent tragedy at VA Tech! My prayers and best wishes go out to all of you. Pamela P.S. My internet provider is STILL giving me heck. I am hoping to have it taken care of soon. Wish me luck.
Life's Path
Sometimes the path we take in life brings us to places where we have to make decisions. Sometimes those decisions take us away from those we love..sometimes the path brings us back. I'm sitting at one of those crossroads... feel like I have been there for weeks now. Life's decisions are never easy. If my path takes me away from someone I love, I hope they know I will always be with them in thoughts and dreams and they will never be alone. Lyrics from a song that have been with me a long long time... from a musical I was in in High School. When you walk through a storm Keep your chin up high And don't be afraid of the dark. At he end of the storm Is a golden sky And the sweet silver song of a lark. Walk on through the wind, Walk on through the rain, Tho' your dreams be tossed and blown.Walk on, walk on With hope in your heart And you'll never walk alone, You'll never walk alone.
Killing Is Killing Whether Done For Duty, Profit, Or Fun.
Sex in violence. by. Christopher Jones Let's take a look at the recent "tragedy" at Virginia Tech, or better yet, the little boy who killed all those poor, poor people. whatever. Yesterday, I was standing in the pool hall, like I do, and they had the radio on, like they do, and on the radio, like they do, they gave details about the killer, and they divulged that he was a writer... and that his writings were violent. hmm.... well, let's take a look at that. William Shakespeare, Stephen King, Quintin Tarantino, Bram Stoker, et al .... all could be considered to have violent writings. And have never walked into a McDonald's and spoiled someone's Egg McMuffin. They haven't. Haven't killed one fucking person, and to make it a little more personal. Me, an unpublished, kind of frustrated writer, which I'm sure is what that kid was. Yeah, me and him probably have a lot more in common than you would realise. I have not gone into school and killed a b
well sometimes when you think you finally fine a friend and you always are there to help them out when they need it, then when you need help you find out your so called friend is way to busy for you. They call when they need something and you jump.Well I guest I just really wish I had a good friend so I just keep on jumping. It makes me sad sometimes to think I've gone though life all these years basically alone no one to turn to when I need a shoulder to cry on, one to hang out with when I'm lonely. Guess my life just wasn't meant to have a real friend in it. just feeling the pressure of yet another I need from my friend.
He Found Me........
I sat on the soft leather barstool, waiting. Sipping my white Russian through a tiny red straw, because I liked the way it felt rolling around on my tongue. My skirt was loose, short and frilly, the style I knew men liked best. I had on a tiny thong that was buried between my pussy lips, reminding me of why I was here and keeping my clit at a low throb. I grinded against nothingness once in a while, restless to have something more than satin fabric tugging at my pussy. My blouse was sheer, a halter style, leaving my back bare, and my bra-less titties were tight and high. The light fabric barely brushed my girl-like pointy nipples, teasing and tormenting me with each movement. Once in a while, I ran my fingers over a quivering tip, pinching as I went, and my hot little slit got a trickle of cream in reward. It was time to start surveying the crowd. The dance floor was packed with bodies, rubbing and groping to their hearts delight. I spotted a few nice asses and sets of wide shoulde
I Love You....
Chris, but if you want this Atreyu CD back you're going to have to pry it from my dead hands! LOL No one told you to lend it to me!!!!!!!!!!!! ♥
My Heart Goes Out
I am in my first year as a Mechanical Engineer at BFIT. This week I was upset to hear what has happened so close to home. I give my heart felt apologies to all the victims and families who have felt this in any way, and to let you all know that all of you are in my prayers and heart, and I am trying to find a way to get a word across to stop school violence..If you have any suggestions please let me know
We Made It
We had a wonderful trip down here. Well 'cept when we stopped to get some sleep and I ended up sick. Everything is going great so far!!
Play And Flirtation
Remember when we were kids and would walk over to a friend's house, knock on the door, and ask if they could come out and play? Well, that little kid in me is knocking on doors today. Back then, we didn't care about how many folks there were at the friends house. In fact, the more the merrier. It wasn't about possessing the friend's time, attention, or devotion. It was simply about participation, fun, and friendship. That is the way flirtation is to me. It isn't about trying to sweep someone off their feet or get them to abandon their current relationships. It is purely saying "I like you. You're fun and I enjoy spending time with you." That being said, I'm no priest. If the lady is available and the chemistry is there, I am more than happy to explore the possibilities with her. But in ALL cases, if it doesn't add positively to both our lives, why get into it? Life is far to short to waste on possession when participation is far more satisfying. @};-
06 April 2007
Make your Comments HEARD using Just wanted to send a shout out to everyone!! Things are going good for me here... loving my job I have now... loving the single life.... enjoying not having hardly any worries right now!!!
New Here
Just joined cherry checkin it out seei how things go...any advise??
well this is real good drama the funny thing is people who say drama is allways started are the ones who start the drama but when some one asks a ? about something you get acused of drama i think it is funny as hell but that is ok im might start draMA BUT AT LEST IF I AM WRONG ABOU THTE DRAMA i apolagize about it but then it dont matter when you say you want to be with some one and then it dos enot go there way they get all pissed but it dose not matter no more and to the people that reasd this it is not toward any one it is just my veiw on drama
Aight...This is somethin that's been on my mind for the past couple of dayz. My ex called me the other night and was asking me if our son could come spend the night. When I asked him if he had suitable clothes for him to wear to school he said "honestly chrissy i dont know what I've got right now." (he and his current fluzzy just broke up monday)I don't see where I was wrong saying no when he doesn't even know if he has suitable clothing for my child!!! Then in the same breath he proceeded to ask me to go against the custody order we have to ask why I won't let my 10 year old son go spend a week with him and a week with me on a regular basis. There again why should I do that when he doesn't know if he has something as simple as clothing for my child to wear! Not to mention all holidays that are mine in the custody order, I still allow my son to go spend the night with him and still spend time with him even tho it is legally MY time with our son! Not to mention when he has troubles
Why I Love My Dogs!
IF, I could live in the middle of nowhere, don't they think I would? Cos I sure as fuck wouldn't choose to live here! Roll on the kids going to Uni then I can fuck off abroad! Yes, the local fucktards have got their knickers all in a bunch. Somebody over the back has got a dog tied up in their back garden. It hasn't stopped barking and howling for 3 days! And guess who's door they keep knocking on!!! Raven is getting pretty much pissed off, as any mama dog would, when she hears a pup in distress. So pissed off she's got the E collar on to keep her quiet. She is not a happy dog. I'm at the end of my tether. I can't see which garden it's in or I'd go round and punch some fucker! oh I almost just did! Self righteous arseholes, coming round here blaming me! FUCK OFF!! If one more ignorant jumped up arsehole knocks on my door, I may well just commit murder. Either that or I'll put the fucking E collar on them to shut them up! I'm a really nice person, until people
Happy Cinco De Mayo
Mets Recap! 04/17/07 Mets Versus Phillies 8-1
so last night the mets routed the phillies! Tom Glavine went 5 innings to get win number 293, Moises Alou hit 2 home runs for 3 runs in the game, and David Wright went for 24 games with a hit! good game 21st Double play was made today Jose Valentin hit 2 Doubles and all kinds of stuff happened here's some pics Here's Alou celebrating his 2 run Homer in the 2nd Here's Tommy boy pitching in the first inning
What Is Perfection
DESTINY If i had dreamed you It could not have been a more perfect dream If I had crafted you It could not have made a more perfect sculpture If I had begged God, He could not have delivered a more perfect gift For perfection is not judged by the eye Nor by the heart Nor by the lust of human kind It is the gift bestowed by Heven When two souls become one mind
Leaving Michigan
Okay Friday the 27th I leave Michigan to go back home to Tennesee. I know a couple of good jobs I could get, plus my mom is going to help me get a car and a apartment. I miss my family and friends. Im just not happy here and plus I cant find work here. I will be on a bus for 24 hours. But I figure I can sleep most of the way there. So tennesee here I come!!
My Confession, (this Is For You Lala Sis...lmao)
Father, for give me for I have sinned. I am a comment whore...even now I feel the need to comment my sister LALa's page just to prove that I still love her..and show her that she is missed.. (LMAO)... Will that do Mistress LALA? LMAO Di
Erotica: Good Friends
Jake was a guy I had been friends with for a long time. I never really thought of him as a man, really. Honestly, he was always just around. He was friends with my roommate, as well as me, so he had a key to the house. Sometimes he would come over and do our dishes or mow the lawn while we were at work. He was clearly not "dangerous man" material. After a few years, he and I got into the habit of snuggling on the couch. I have always had really cold toes, and I would squish my toes under his thigh to keep them warm. From there, it was hugging whenever we saw one another. I thought this was all so innocent; after all, I was 21 years old, so was he, and I had been with plenty of men. I thought I would know if he was interested in me sexually. In fact, he acted more like a brother towards me, or so I thought. Jake was a large man, but not in the fat sense; he was in the military reserves and had bulked up as a consequence. He was strong enough to really hurt someone if he chose to,
Sick Of Not Being Loved
It's gone What's gone? My mind? Soul? No, I'm fine Not really Deep inside, something is missing The love and tender kissing He walked out my life Now all I do is talk to myself in the mirror, with my reflection My heart is dead Soon it will make a resurrection Once the wounds heal And I'm loved for real A type of love I can feel But nobody loves me Nobody cares Nobody loves me That nobody is me I can't love myself because no one does I'm all alone and no longer what I once was But the only thing that keeps me alive Is knowing that the next day, it might all change For the best And that "nobody" becomes somebody. Yeah I doubt that will be, come on think about it, someone could love me? What do I have? A broken heart, trust me everyone can see that from the very start. I give up, I am done, something I never do, But this whole love thing to me was new. It really doesn't matter I should be use to the pain, maybe one day I will turn around and ask 'Oh, what was
New Words For 2007
Essential vocabulary additions for the workplace (and elsewhere)!!! 1. BLAMESTORMING Sitting around in a group, discussing why a deadline was missed or a project failed, and who was responsible. 2. SEAGULL MANAGER: A manager, who flies in, makes a lot of noise, craps on everything, and then leaves. 3. ASSMOSIS: The process by which some people seem to absorb success and advancement by kissing up to the boss rather than working hard 4. SALMON DAY: The experience of spending an entire day swimming upstream only to get screwed and die in the end. 5. CUBE FARM: An office filled with cubicles. 6. PRAIRIE DOGGING: When someone yells or drops something loudly in a cube farm, and people's heads pop up over the walls to see what's going on. 7. MOUSE POTATO: The on-line, wired generation's answer to the couch potato. 8. SITCOMs: Single Income, Two Children, Oppressive Mortgage. What Yuppies get into whe
To all people and friends in Virginia who suffer any lose from the recent tragedy I present my sincere condolences
Life Is Important
One day a mother died. And on that clear, cold morning, in the warmth of her bedroom, the daughter was struck with the pain of learning that sometimes there isn't any more. No more hugs, no more lucky moments to celebrate together, no more phone calls just to chat, No more "just one minute." Sometimes, what we care about the most goes away. never to return before we can say good-bye, Say "I Love You." or "I Miss You" So while we have it . . it's best we love it . . And care for it and fix it when it's broken . and take good care of it when it's sick. This is true for marriage .... and friendships! And children with bad report cards; And dogs with bad hips; And aging parents and grandparents. We keep them because they are worth it, Because we cherish them! Some things we keep -- like a best friend who moved away or a classmate we grew up with. There are just some thi
I had a really good day yesturday, I went shopping with my sisters, we went to an antique store which was really awesome and then later in the day my sister made an appointment for me to get my hair cut and also paid for it, so im feeling really good today, I feel likea new person with my new haircut.
I Dare You
Good morning... Brutal Radio want you to come bring yourself and cup of coffee and come hang out With Jessa & Dj Mini Me ITS FREE DRAMA CLICK ANY OF THE SIGNS TO JOIN THE FUN ya know you wanna FUCK THE REST JOIN THE BEST
A Love Song FOR YOU LOVE SOFT LILAC ROSES Somewhere there must be a place for us, A place where we can be. Where we can stay together without pretending, Alone where no one else can see. If we could but soar like an eagle To the magic castle somwwhere in the sky, Where our love caan light up the hevens, As the rest of the world rumbles by. When i lie with you angels sing softly, As your lips touch mine the harps start to play. here with you life is soft lilac roses, Till truth reflects in the soft light of day. In your face love shines like star dust, And i feel as beautiful as I could ever be. you make me so strong that I could move mountins, And I thank God that he lead you to me. But there are valley's so deep in this life time, And the bones of the brave lay wasting below. We can walk on the moon and talk into airwaves, But we can't change the truth, each one thinks that they know. Our spirits have crossed over that valley, But our body'
Mix Up
No hospital til 6 weeks time..grrrr.They double booked me so im here for another 6 so come show me some luv ;) n il do the same back.
Friends And Commenting
So I tried to make it a point to send each and every one of my friends a comment first thing in the morning. I don't get that many back which really is no problem at all. Just wanted everyone to know that I will no longer send a comment to everyone. I will only reply to ones sent to me from the previous day. I really don't want to come off as being harsh, it's just that I spend most of my time on tap during work hours and it takes a long time to send all of my comments. I hope you will all understand. I love you all xxxooo
You Are My Love - Liverpool Express
You are my love You are the one that I adore You are my love You are what I have waited for. Oh, you are my love (x3) You are my day You changed my Winter into spring You came my way and then my heart began to sing Oh, you are my love (x3) Times were getting lonely I was thinking only Yesterday about the friends I thought I had But no-one ever came to call on They weren't around to close the door on Never thought that things would get that way You are my love You are the one I'll always need You are my love For you I'd get down on my knees. Oh, you are my love (x3) You are my love (Times were getting lonely) You are the one that I adore (I was thinking only) You are my love (Yesterday about the friends) You are the one what I have waited for (who used to call on me) Oh, you are my love (x3)
Men Friends
Just an observation. I know it's nothing new but I am wondering why I can't find any guy friends. I see a lot of women with women friends but not the other way around. Does that seem odd to anyone or am I missing something. Anyway, just a thought to ponder.
Be Here
want u be more close to me how the love come without feel you how the love come and you so far how the love come without see you how the love come without touch you how the love come without kissing you how the love come without u say " I LOVE YOU " COMMENT: ( I LOVE ALL OF YOU )
Date's End
My favorite part of a date is the good night kiss.
The Rules
Requiem For A Monster The Va Tech Shooting
In the aftermath of the Virginia Tech massacre, I sincerely hope that one single, burning, indisputable fact remains at the forefront of any and all discussions: This atrocity was the responsibility of one individual, one person who decided -- for whatever reason -- that this life was no longer tolerable and chose to leave it, and -- damn him to hell -- to take over 30 others with him. This deed was not committed by a weapon, a political movement, or some failing of society. It was not carried out by a video game, a rap song, or pornography. This was, ultimately, the fault of exactly one man -- and we can't punish him for it, as he has already chosen to enact the ultimate sanction upon himself. To deny this monster the full credit for his heinous deeds is to deny his free choice to carry it out, and to diminish the responsibility that lies at his feet, and his feet alone. Keep that in mind when the inevitable occurs, and people start using his slaughtering rampage to argue
Poetry I Wrote A Few Years Ago!
Just some of my poetry from over the years.....very depressing though!! Current mood: depressed My life is so crazy right now and i dont know what to do.I try to let my feelings out but its really hard to do.I scream and noone hears.Why cant they hear me scream?Help me!Help me!Save me!Why dont you care?I figured it out im not letting it out.Its all being left inside.Im screaming inside!!My heart is aching.As i gather all these racing thoughts my body starts to shake,my palms are sweaty.Whats wrong with me am i dying?I dont know do u??? Cant fight the feelings that are running through my mind.They tell me im no good,and just be through.Be through with my whole life and just make it all go away.It tells me to stab myself it wont hurt that long anyway.Take all the pills you want sleeping isnt wrong.I try to fight these feelings but there only getting strong.So really how long will it take to do what i am told?Cause right now i dont think it would matter anyways.My husband
Savin' Me By Nickelback
Prison gates won't open up for me On these hands and knees I'm crawlin' Oh, I reach for you Well I'm terrified of these four walls These iron bars can't hold my soul in All I need is you Come please I'm callin' And oh I scream for you Hurry I'm fallin', I'm fallin' Show me what it's like To be the last one standing And teach me wrong from right And I'll show you what I can be Say it for me Say it to me And I'll leave this life behind me Say it if it's worth saving me Heaven's gates won't open up for me With these broken wings I'm fallin' And all I see is you These city walls ain't got no love for me I'm on the ledge of the eighteenth story And oh I scream for you Come please I'm callin' And all I need from you Hurry I'm fallin', I'm fallin' Hurry I'm fallin' All I need is you Come please I'm callin' And oh, I scream for you Hurry I'm fallin', I'm fallin', I'm fallin' Hurry I'm fallin'
Cherrys Are So-----hot
Cherrys are so hot. I love them over ice cream. Or just plain, sucking slowing til it all goes down.
V.t's 33
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Enough Is Fucking Enough!
Disclaimer: The following blog will have strong language not suitable for children, and it might piss you the hell off, so with that being in mind, the following blog is my opinion and mine alone. Now after reading this blog if you care to discuss it, I'll be more than happy to, but remember this is my opinion, you aint gotta agree with me, but respect me and I will do the same.... OK for the last week and a half now all I've been hearing about is "Don Imus got fired, how do you feel about it?" or "What do you think about NBC firing Imus after they suspended him?" I had planned on keeping my mouth shut and hoping that this would go away, but after being asked this almost every damn day for the last week and a half I figured "Aw fuck it, I'll just speak my mind and see what happens from there" Now first and foremost, I do not now nor have I ever condoned what Imus said regarding the ladies on the Rutgers basketball team, I thought it was stupid and in really bad taste, joke
My Sexual Iq Is 153 Lol
You have a sexual IQ of 153 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at
Is It Going To Finally Be Over ???
Well, yesterday I went to the court house to see the man that killed my husband get sentence, but once again his lawyer pulled some crap and got it postponed untill today, so I am now getting ready to head down there once again to find out if we can finally end this or will his lawyer come up with something else, who knows, guess I will find out soon, I will let every one know what happened when I get back.
God And Eve Hehe
"God I have a problem." "What's the problem, Eve?" "I know that you created me and provided this beautiful garden and all of these wonderful animals, as well as that hilarious comedic snake, but I'm just not happy." "And why is that Eve?" "God, I am lonely and bored, and I'm sick to death of apples!" "Well, Eve, in that case, I have a solution. I shall create a man for you." "Man? What is that, God?" "A flawed, base creature, with many bad traits. He'll lie, cheat and be vain. He will be witless and will revel in childish things. He'll be bigger than you and will like fighting, hunting and killing things. He won't be too smart, so he will need your advice to think properly. He will have a very limited emotional capacity and will need to be trained. He will look silly when aroused, but since you've been complaining, I'll create him in such a way that he will satisfy your physical needs. And you most certainly will never be bored again." "Sounds great", says
Wednesday Links: Whip 'em Out Wednesday, Mikey The Chimp Videos, Traveling Virus Video, New Photos And Videos Online
Oh boy... we have a Jacker on Paltalk...Jacker on Paltalk...and boobies! (WOWing and boobies always derail things) LISTEN TO TODAY'S SHOW ON AUDIBLE (link usually active by 3pm EST) It's Whip 'em Out Wednesday and FINALLY warming up in New York. SO warm in fact, that you may actually see a pair of bosoms... You should probably make sure you have a WOW Sticker if you want to partake in this goodness. There's a few ways to go about it: 1. GO TO THIS LINK FILL OUT THE FORM, AND WE WILL MAIL YOU ONE. 2. Send a self-addressed, stamped envelope (NOT A SMALL ONE, DUMMIES) to: The Opie and Anthony Show WOW Sticker Requests 111 West 57th Street Suite 500 New York, NY 10019 3. Get yourself an OFFICIAL WOW T-SHIRT!. Don Imus has been known to wear one his show (we know because we've seen it on MSNBC. CLICK HERE AND GET A SHIRT...DAG NABBIT... and be like Imus. Speaking of SHIRTS, check out what WE do now... ORDER YOURS TODAY (male and femal
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Your 1996 Theme Song Is: California Love by Tupac and Dre Let me serenade the streets of L.A. From Oakland to Sacktown The Bay Area and back down Cali is where they put they mack down Give me love! What's Your 1996 Theme Song?
Right Brained!!!!
You Are 15% Left Brained, 85% Right Brained The left side of your brain controls verbal ability, attention to detail, and reasoning. Left brained people are good at communication and persuading others. If you're left brained, you are likely good at math and logic. Your left brain prefers dogs, reading, and quiet. The right side of your brain is all about creativity and flexibility. Daring and intuitive, right brained people see the world in their unique way. If you're right brained, you likely have a talent for creative writing and art. Your right brain prefers day dreaming, philosophy, and sports. Are You Right or Left Brained?
My life is finally going perfect...I have a wonderful family...My kids are healthy and I have a good job...I every thing I need and most of I want...I have the love of my family...I think I'm finding my way again to something very special...It scare the hell out of me at times but it's my time...I think I find my soulmate and my best friend...I'm 35 and I think it finally happening for me...Make me so happy and excited,feel things I have never felt before...I know in my heart it is real this time....I think I find my other half...I pray everynight that I have find him or he find me which every one...We talk about everything no holds bar's...We talk about the past,present,and future....Not scare to tell him things that happen in my past...Because I know he doesnt judge me...He's very open minded person...Love he ffamily like I love mine...He's daughter is he's world just like my kids are mine...Like I said I find my other half......Thanks for reading this...Hope everyone has a wonderfu
Travel Day
So, at 5:30 this morning my phone rings, it's HFB, she's coming over to fix breakfast and wanted me to go down and unlock the door. I told her where to stick it, but she's coming anyway. Door is unlocked. As I write this it is 7a.m., she's down stairs all pissed off cause I told her to go away. We are leaving about noon to head up to the district - I've got two days of meetings. She's planning two days shopping (Tyson's Corners may not live though her charge cards). If I continue to piss her off it will mean 8 hours in the car with steam coming from the passenger seat. I have an idea, I'll drop her off at a rest stop. Comment if you like, no more blogs till Monday. dusty
April 18 Update
Hey all... Well, my uncle is requiring laser surgery every week for possibly the next 3 weeks in order to stop the bleeding in his eyes. The bleeding has cost him his eyesight, temporarily. So, it looks like I'll be here in Chicago for about another month. I have hired the "Carpet Dude" to replace all of the flooring in the house as well as the "Painter Dude" to paint the entire house. I have virtually all of the packing done, so as soon as his doc give us the go ahead we'll be off to Texas. Please know that I love you all and truly miss you, but I'll be back to my old tricks just as soon as I get back home. Yes that is a threat as well as a promise... Hope all is well with you my friends...
Haha Im Freddy!!!
You scored as Freddy Krueger. You are Freddy Krueger. You are evil, but enjoy having fun. Sure you made some bad choices in life, causing some parents to attack you, and burn you alive. But hey, you have even more fun now than you did then! You prefer waiting for your victims to fall asleep, so you can have fun with them in your world. But if they pull you out, you dont let that stop your fun! Freddy Krueger90%Pinhead45%Michael Myers45%Buffalo Bill45%Captain Spaulding40%Jason Voorhees40%Jigsaw35%Leatherface35%Hannibal Lecter35%Candyman15%
Good Morning
Good Morning. A day or two has gone by and the dust has settle in on Va. Tech Where the duct may have settled but will always and forever be stirred up with questions and answers no one knows that are true or not. There was a poet on Video this am talking about Va. Tech and tried to bring other issues into play. I always think the best words sometimes are never said and the worse ones always are said… If that makes sense to you then I did better then the poet who brought other worldly issues in her poem and for me it was like essence of having someone tell you they also lost a loved one in a similar fashion and not allowing your grieve period or understanding your pain. But, perhaps I missed her point. Not all forums are the what I refer to as the worlds podium. This was not the worlds podium but, that of grieving young men and women, old men and old women and mothers, fathers , brothers and sisters trying to piece together what had happened and try to make sense… I will not trudge d
Nobobdy Loves Me
Nobody likes me, everybody hates me, Guess I'll go eat worms, Long, thin, slimy ones; Short, fat, juicy ones, Itsy, bitsy, fuzzy wuzzy worms. Down goes the first one, down goes the second one, Oh how they wiggle and squirm. Up comes the first one, up comes the second one, Oh how they wiggle and squirm. Nobody loves me, everybody hates me Think I'll go and eat worms Long ones, short ones, fat ones, thin ones See how they wriggle and squirm I bite off the heads, and suck out the juice And throw the skins away Nobody knows how fat I grow On worms three times a day Ohh...nobody loves me. everybody hates me, Think I'll go eat worms. Big fat juicy ones, Eensie weensy squeensy ones, See how they wiggle and squirm. Chomp off their heads and squeeze out the juice And throw their tails away Nobody knows how I survive On worms three times a day. Nobody likes me, everybody hates me I'm goin' down the garden to eat worms Long thin slimy ones, short fat f
My Personality Is Like Acid Lmfao
Your Personality Is Like Acid A bit wacky, you're very difficult to predict. One moment you're in your own little happy universe... And the next, you're on a bad trip to your own personal hell! What Drug Is Your Personality Like?
What Personality Disorder Are You?
You May Be a Bit Antisocial... Antisocial? That may be a bit of an understatement. You think rules are meant to be broken - and with gusto! Having no fear, you don't even think about consequences. But people love you anyway... you've got a boatload of charm. What Personality Disorder Are You?
Words Of Wisdom
To handle yourself, use your head; To handle others, use your heart. . Anger is only one letter short of danger. . If someone betrays you once, it's his fault; If he betrays you twice, it's your fault. . Great minds discuss ideas; Average minds discuss events; Small minds discuss people. . God gives every bird it's food, But he does not throw it into it's nest. . He who loses money, loses much; He who loses a friend, loses more; He who loses faith, loses all. . Beautiful young people are accidents of nature, But beautiful old people are works of art. . Learn from the mistakes of others. You can't live long enough to make them all yourself. . The tongue weighs practically nothing, But so few people can hold it.
Dear God, So far today, I've done all right, and I'm really feeling good about myself for that. I haven't gossiped, and I haven't lost my temper. I haven't been greedy, grumpy, nasty, selfish, or over indulgent, and I haven't harmed anyone in anyway that I know of. I believe that I've done everything exactly the way you would want me to do, and I'm really proud of myself for that God... But Lord, here in just a few more minutes, I am going to get out of bed, and knowing me the way that I do, from then on I'm probably going to need a whole lot of Your help! Thanks God! AMEN
A Marine Poem..
Honor, courage and commitment as one is Pride so pure and strong as a stallion at full stride Its grace and beauty like an eagle soars through the sky pride that is seen in every Marines eye To hear the words of our nations hymn brings tears of delight our stars and stripes waving in the breeze, a heartwarming sight Young children with innocent faces, hands on their heart our veterans saluting, remembering how they fought their part these are but a few privileges we Americans have every day we have choices to believe in God and the choice to pray our troops are fighting with pride for this gift to you let us show them the power behind the red, white and blue Support our sons and daughters, husbands and wives who are fighting for justice and freedom with their lives Lets not forget about that awesome feeling of pride let us unite as a nation and stand strong side by side Semper Fidelis! ( Always Faithful)
~~ Thank You ~~
COOL MySpace Comments I just wanted to say THANK YOU to all that stopped by and showed me some love on my birthday...whether it was a gift, a all meant a lot to me and I really appreciate all of it!! In the immortal words of Sally Field... "You like really really like me!!" Or whatever she said...anyway...again...thanks everyone...I have the greatest friends...thank you all for making my day so guys all FREAKIN' ROCK...and mmmmmmmmuahzzzz to all of you!! ~Tammy COOL MySpace Comments
The All American Female
I been nosing around at profiles, and i have come to the conclusion that ALL the sexiest females are American. Am i living in the wrong country??? Somebody please get me a plane ticket and give me a roof over my head and i'm there, lol.
I left work yesterday and went to get a massage from a friend... who is a professional masseuse by the way, ahem. She did a 1.5hr full-body massage that was amazing using different oils for different parts of the body. While my middle back needed the most attention, it really felt amazing when she was massaging my sinus area near my ears and forehead. Oh my god... amazing! I came home, ate a small Greek salad, and fell asleep on the couch. Gwynn got a massage just after mine and came home and ushered me to bed. I slept from 6PM Tuesday to 5AM today nonstop, and I feel like I could sleep even more. Probably has a lot to do with all the toxins released from my body during the massage. Best $50 I've spent in ages.
I'm Leaving Cherry Tap! Part 2: This Is The Best One Yet...
You're stuck at level 10 with 99.9% points. You have no salute, so you can't advance. What do you do? Fake your own death. Unless someone can produce a legitimate obituary, I'm calling shenanigans. > God has choosen to take home this very sweet and pretty young lady at age of 29. Last night she was in a car accident and today they took her off of life support. please pay your respects to her and her godfather who is also a member on CT..thank you all ..peace be with you > > > bibjoanie...pumkin@ CherryTAP
Sigh... Day Off
Im lying in bed listening to the rain drops outside my shutters. Sounds so peaceful... yet not putting me to sleep. sigh.. sleep... i miss that right now... so yes.. my last blog i was pulling a double against my will ... im so tired of bull shit.. YOU DONT CALL OUT TEN MINS BEFORE YOUR SHIFT STARTS!!! NOT FUCKING COOL.... sigh... and i tried to get him to cover my shift ... no dice... had to get off of working a 16 hour shift and go home and get back to work 8 hours after i was finished... sigh.... i just wanna sleep at least i dont have to walk into the bar tomorrow... ill get my check on thursday when i go to work... night
Blues Jam In The 213 Area Code
Blues Jam In The 213 Area Code By Henry Rollins Everybody is someone else’s freak Think about it Sit at home with the television on Watch some people burn shit down from thousands of miles away Look at those freaks, there something. Must be rough over there Outside, a killer is checking you out Thinking to himself about the freak Propped up in front of the television set That’s you Everybody is someone else’s joke You laugh all the time You’re always up for a laugh Point your Finger and laugh Put it all below you Meanwhile The monkeys are laughing at you from their cages From their glass boxes You laugh back and throw excrement You go back and forth and laugh and throw But it gets to you You wonder what’s so funny What’s the matter can’t take a joke? Tag, you’re it He’s laughing his ass off You do look funny with the gun at the side of your head And his cock in your mouth Who’s the freak now? You’re on one of those bad trips One of those things you’ve r
Why Dose God Give And Take????
god gives us peope and things to love and own then e takes them away its like he is playing with us. i understand things happen for a reason move on but its still going to hurt when i go back through the pictures all the fun memories i have of us weather we were at the mall , or at the park , or hanging out with friends or at school at recess or when we hung out at your house those countless times. I felt so welcome in your home your parents were so excepting andyour brother as anoying as he seemed it didnt bother me at all i felt at home it was better then my house for sure. jr high and high school were fun , but god why her she didnt even make it past a year of when she graduated and shes gone already!! I love you megan...i will miss you forever. this is just god taking anouther wonderful angelic soul from the world way to soon. she was such a great sweet sensitive caring loving girl we will all miss you so much and i will never forget you!! I LOVE YOU GIRLY!!! BFF!!!!!
Just A Lil Something
Not in every song,will you find the tune you are looking for. Not in every poem,will you find the words your looking for. Not in every book,will you find the perfect story. Not in every picture,will you find the beauty it holds. Not in every person,will you find happiness. Not in every thought,will you find the right answer. Not in every heart,will you find honesty. Not in every storm,will you find rain...but in my heart you will find,love deeper then the seas,and a friend that will forever be,its NOT the value of the treasure,its the treasure you find that matters..
New York City Hard Time Blues
New York City Hard Time Blues by Miguel Pinero NYC Blues Big time time hard on on me blues New York City hard sunday morning blues yeah Junkie waking up bones ache trying to shake New York City sunday morning blues the sun was vomiting itself up over the carbon monoxide detroit perfume strolling down the black asphalt dance floor where all the disco sweat drenched Mr. Mario's summer suit still mambo-tango hustled to the tunes of fiberglass songs New York City sunday morning means liquor store closed bars don't open 'til noon and my connection wasn't upping a 25 cent balloon yeah yeah reality wasn't giving me no play telling me it was going to be sunday 24 hours the whole day it was like the reincarnation of the night before when my ashtray became the cemetery of all my lost memories when a stumble bum blues band kept me up all night playing me cheap F. M. dreams of hard time sad time bad time hell we all know times are hard sad bad all over well
Why We Should Never Be Allowed To Travel (lol)
I had someone ask for an aisle seats so that his or her hair wouldn't get messed up by being near the window. ******************************************* A client called in inquiring about a package to Hawaii. After going over all the cost info, she asked, "Would it be cheaper to fly to California and then take the train to Hawaii?" ********************************************* I got a call from a woman who wanted to go to Capetown. I started to explain the length of the flight and the passport information when she interrupted me with "I'm not trying to make you look stupid, but Capetown is in Massachusetts. "Without trying to make her look like the stupid one, I calmly explained, "Capecod is in Massachusetts, Capetown is in Africa." Her response ... click. ********************************************* A man called, furious about a Florida package we did. I asked what was wrong with the vacation in Orlando. He said he was expecting an ocean-view room. I tried to explain tha
I Am 40
yep I am 40 today, feeling great feeling happy, feeling very naughty. But, I'm also saddened knowing that some of you guys out there are not going too see there life at this age. I'm talking about the girls and boys, sons and daughters, friends and relatives of the young people that were so brutally murdered in Virginia. here in the UK, I'm thinking of you guys and hope that events and circumstances will start to run a little smoother in the coming months.
The Book Of Geneisis According To St. Miguelito
The Book of Genesis According To St. Miguelito by Miguel Pinero Before the beginning God created God In the beginning God created the ghettos & slums and God saw this was good. So God said, "Let there be more ghettos & slums" and there were more ghettos & slums. But God saw this was plain so to decorate it God created leadbase paint and then God commanded the rivers of garbage & filth to flow gracefully through the ghettos. On the third day because on the second day God was out of town On the third day God's nose was running & his jones was coming down and God in his all knowing wisdom knew he was sick he needed a fix so God created the backyards of the ghettos & the alleys of the slums in heroin & cocaine and with his divine wisdom & grace God created hepatitis who begat lockjaw who begat malaria who begat degradation who begat GENOCIDE and God knew this was good in fact God knew things couldn't git better but he decided to try anyway On the fo
Soo i am gona get a tattoo i not sure when but i know what iam gonna get angle wings on my shoulders and back common but vary me i will get hen right now ansd form fitting to my shape in crisp black not to busy but not just lines and they will be stunning everyone for a long time has called me an angle and my obbession with wings i am sute u notice so i really love this idea
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Who Knows
Look man I am really really fucking bored and I dont know what the fuck I am doing on here.I just thought I would share that!
La Bodega Sold Dreams
La Bodega Sold Dreams by Miguel Pinero dreamt i was a poet & writin' silver sailin' songs words strong & powerful crashing' thru walls of steel & concrete erected in minds weak & those asleep replacin' a hobby of paper candy wrappin', collectin' potent to pregnate sterile young thoughts i dreamt i was this poeta words glitterin' brite & bold strikin' a new rush for gold in las bodegas where our poets' words & songs are sung but sunlite stealin' thru venetian blinds eyes hatin', workin' of time clock sweatin' & swearin' & slavin' for the final dime runnin' a maze a token ride perspiration insultin' poets pride words stoppin' on red goin' on green poets' dreams endin' in a factoria as one in a million unseen buyin' bodega sold dreams . . .
Be patient toward all that is unsolved in your heart and try to love the questions themselves, like locked rooms and like books that are written in a very foreign tongue. Do not now seek the answers, which cannot be given you because you would not be able to live them. And the point is, to live everything. Live the questions now. Perhaps you will find them gradually, without noticing it, and live along some distant day into the answer.
~ ~ Truth In Beauty ~ ~
My eyes have beheld, Many things of beauty. Some brought about by joy, Others beautiful, yet tragic. Beauty of life and death. Dew kissed roses, Awakening at morn. Glistening petals, Perfection, against twilights sky. Exquisite sunrise! A black -widow spider Capturing, the prey shes lured To her web of death. Watching her devour her meal, Insuring her survival. Black and silver wolf Standing in the fresh, fallen snow. Ice covered trees behind, Shining, curious amber eyes. Simply breath taking! In a forest fire dances Roaring, raging throughout. Rhythmic flames rise high, Entrapping small wildlife within. Beautiful fires price! A new born baby, In the arms of his mother. Suckling at her breast, Staring in wonderment to Her tearing, smiling face. Resting so peaceful, In deaths eternal chamber. White satin surrounds, The one to be committed to ground. So, beautifully encased. The truth in beauty, Is quite easily defined To each it differs
~ ~ Paths ~ ~
Gray ribbons running Endless across abstract ground Intersecting you and I
~ ~ Inside My Skin ~ ~
The only way to truly understand me Would be to get inside my skin To breathe my breaths for me To experience what I feel for you To feel how my heart almost stops When your skin is next to mine To feel my heart race, echoing on my lips When your lips meant with mine To feel the state of lingering bliss, above and beyond this world When our bodies intertwine, coupling, in a lovers dance To see how your eyes bore into my soul Capturing a part of it, never to let go I never believed in love Until, I met you To be able to understand Some of the crazy things I do Like why I had no choice, but to let you go Even though, I love you so much The only way possible for you to understand Would be to get inside my skin Your happiness above all meant the most to me I could see in your eyes, you were missing something Things you needed from me, I just won't allow mysel
40 Questions
40 of the MOST spontaneous questions ever, BE HONEST 1. Where were you 1 hour ago? Here at work 2. Have you ever laid underneath the stars? YES 3. Do you kiss a lot of people? NO 4. Are you wearing socks right now? NO 5. When was the last time you went out of state? November 6. Have you been to the movies in the last 5 days? YES 7. What was the last thing you had to drink? MILK 8. What are you wearing right now? CLOTHES 9. What was your last purchase? FOOD 10. Last food you ate? Salad 11. Who was the last person you talked to on the phone? Siva 12. Have you bought any clothing items in the last week? NO 13. Do you have a pet? YES 15. Are you a vampire? YES (Since I work nights I'm known as the Company Vampire by my co-workers) 16. If you could be anywhere right now, where would you be? Chilling at the MGM Grand in Vegas 17. What is the last thing you purchased online? Several ANIME DVDs 18. One thing you hate about you
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Game 4 Vancouver Vs. Dallas
GAME SUMMARY First Period Scoring - No scoring. Penalties - Markus Naslund, Vancouver (tripping), 3:51; Lukas Krajicek, Vancouver (hooking), 7:13; Mattias Norstrom, Dallas (holding), 10:20; Kevin Bieksa, Vancouver (roughing), 12:04; Niklas Hagman, Dallas (roughing), 12:04; Jeff Cowan, Vancouver (hooking), 13:09; Josh Green, Vancouver (delay of game), 13:14; Trevor Daley, Dallas (tripping), 18:29. Second Period Scoring - No scoring. Penalties - Bryan Smolinski, Vancouver (roughing), 7:13; Marty Turco, Dallas (served by Ribeiro (roughing), 7:13; Mike Modano, Dallas (high-sticking), 7:33; Philippe Boucher, Dallas (cross-checking), 9:43; Sami Salo, Vancouver (hooking), 10:34; Joel Lundqvist, Dallas (tripping), 12:54; Henrik Sedin, Vancouver (hooking), 17:38. Third Period Scoring - 1, Vancouver Goal - Mattias Ohlund (2), from Bryan Smolinski and Taylor Pyatt at 9:46. 2, Dallas Goal - Darryl Sydor (1), from Ladislav Nagy at 12:29. 3, Vancouver Goal - Trevor Linden (1), fr
ok, as some of you may know, im a major sadist.. and i love dragons.. well today i ran across a picture that made me squirm with lust.. yer all going to think this is utterly sick.. some might just think "dragon's are not sexual.." i disagree.. dragons are fucking hot.. male or female.. then.. imagine if their bodily fluids were acid.. it cums inside some poor virgin... after raping her.. pre-digested virgin snack.. -giggles-
men will always like u cause ur boobs are big or u have a nice body or whatever but a real man will like u for whats in ur heart and thats the 1 u wanna grab ahold of and never let go
A Poem I Wrote Recently
Passion I feel him deep inside me And all around me He knows just how to touch To make me feel so much Our bodies entwined Our souls speak with no sound My heart flutters with the sound of my name As he says it over and over again I feel his need, his hunger The feel of his skin on mine The passion in his eyes No words could ever describe The emotions run like fire Our moans fill the room I feel his climax build as does my own The feeling gets bigger and bigger it is known Finally our paths come to junction I scream his name one last time He whispers he loves me in my ear While I cling to his wet body so near I know that our love is real A passion just unfolded Nothing can compare To the love that we shared Copyright ©2007 Brittney Ramsey
To My Special Friends
many times in our life we never seem to appreciate the good things in our life. but there are many people that i have met in my life and talked to either thru yahoo or cherry tap or even in person but i want all of u to think of 1 thing always remember that in ur life friends are very important. i grew up in an era where men respected women and there was no violence in schools or in the streets like there is today. look around at what we have friends and loved ones that some day may not be with us so we should appreciate every second we are on this earth cause it may not be long. each day as u get out of bed or go to bed be sure to remind those peole how much u appreciate them. cause unfortunately some day their voice will be silent. lets raise our kids to respect others and to respect their elders and most importantly of all to respect women cause women and children are the 2 most presciuos things god ever made and i know and realize that and thats why i have many friends. so lets t
Which Are You,,,,,afraid To Tell Me......
.:SCORPIO:. The sex addict Can be mean. EXTREMELY sexy. Intelligent. Energetic. Predict future. Most erotic. (Freak in bed.) (GREAT kisser.) Always get what they want. Sexy. Attractive. Easy going. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. The sexiest ever....Romantic. Caring. 4 years of bad luck if you do not forward. .:VIRGO:. The Virgin Dominant in relationships. Sexy. someone loves them right now. Freak in bed. Always wants the last word. Caring. Smart. Intellectual. Attractive. Loud. Loyal. Easy to talk to. Hard to forget Love at first sight. Everything you ever wanted. Easy to please. The one and only. Ultimate sexiness. 7 years of bad luck if you do not forward. .:LIBRA:. The lame lover Very pretty. Very romantic. Nice to everyone They meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique sexiness. Most caring person you will ever meet! Amazing n Bed..!!! Did I say Amazing in Bed? not the kind of person you wanna #### with... u might end up crying
United By Grief
After the recent horrendous and unbelievable tragedy in the city of Georgia, where 33 people were killed by a fellow student, the American Nation is now in mourning; and thousands of people are now united, united in grief, to mourn and to remember loss loved ones, with lighting candles. It is always the same, people are united only after a tragedy or disaster for a little while only, soon to go their own separate ways. I believe that if people were united like this, all the time, in friendship and in love, the world would be a different place to live in, with much less such tragedies, because everyone would know that everyone care and when anyone has problems, he or she will know that there are people who care and who they can turn to, instead of resorting to some desperate acts. So, world, let us today unite, not in grief, only for a while, but permanently, in friendship and in love, offering our help and our support to anyone else in our world. It is the only way to live, t
The Heart Wants, What The Hart Wants
As you know I met my now bf almost ten and a half years ago. For me I fell for in almost as soon as I looked into his sexy blue eyes. I could not do anyting though at the time becsause I was mared. A few years later I shared a wonderful inconter with him, that I will nver foget. It was the fist time we made love. I know then that I truely loved him. But I steeel could not bring myself be stay with him. I tryed to work on a marged that was doomed from the start. Because I thought bece my ex and were friends I should say with him. Even though he was paing me no mind. A few more years wen buy and I would see my curnt bf from time to time. Know one day I would be with him for good. And develing a conetion to him that I can not explain. Finaly faight stepped in and I took my chance on true love. The one thing I should have done years ago. And now I am the happies person in the world And I know I am lucky to be with a mon that loves me the way I love him.
For one day we all think everything is always going to be okay, that today is going to be a wonderful and glorious day and then suddenly to our tormented eyes, one person, one sick person takes the lives of many. To be shot one by one, I ask myself, what made one person kill and wound so many. These children haven't even lived their lives and yet they only had a short time on this earth. Why? Why did such good people have to be taken. It breaks my heart in two and my heart bleeds for all. No one ever knows what to say in times like this, there never are easy words to say. But I will say, that I hope everyone at Virginia Tech knows that the Country is mourning for them and the close friends or family they have lost. I am sorry you had to endear such a horrific act. I would do anything for any of you right now. My prayer? May everyone find solace, which won't be for a while, but may God be there for you all when you fall and shed wounded tears. You all are in my thoughts and prayers. M
Ct Bullshit
Error: you're temporarily blocked from commenting because you have repeatedly flooded the cherrytap servers. your account has been flagged as abusive. continueing to flood our servers will result in it's deletion. try again in 10 minutes. play nicer next time. --babyjesus aka the fascist antichrist, i know. THIS IS THE MESSAGE I GOT AFTER DOING 5 COMMENTS ON MY CONTST PIC......I THINK IT'S FUCKIN BULLSHIT TOO HOW CAN YOU BE IN A CONTEST AND YOU CAN'T EVEN VOTE YOUR PICS WITHOUT BEING BLOCKED FOR DOING IT TOO FAST SUPPOSEDLY.....IM SICK OF THIS SHIT..........AHHHHHHHHH
Lawyer Jumps From Empire State Building
Lawyer Jumps From Empire State Building AP NEW YORK (April 14) - Bystanders watched in shock as a young lawyer leaped to his death from the Empire State Building's 69th floor and part of his body plummeted to the pavement, according to witnesses and police "I cried and got sick to my stomach," said Theresa Colon, 46, a tourist from Virginia. "I pray he knew who God was." Police identified the man as Moshe Kanovsky, a lawyer in his 30s. He jumped out a law office window, they said. Witnesses said some bystanders screamed and ran - either to flee or to look -as Kanovsky's leg fell to the sidewalk on West 33rd Street at about 3 p.m. Friday. His body was later found on a landing on the 30th floor, police said. At the Europa Cafe, "everyone ran to the window" as the limb landed outside, said manager Mauricio Sanches, 32. "People were looking at it; everyone had different reactions," he said. More than 30 people have committed suicide at the Empire State Building since it
The Past Few Days
I have not updated in days I know. I’ve just been busy or unmotivated. Let’s see here. Last Friday Phyls and I had our girl’s night. FINALLY. Haha. We ate and we watched movies with hot boys. Saturday I was pretty much just depressed for some reason. That night was not a good night. Sunday morning there was a little argument with me and James – that was not fun at all! We worked it out of course. He finally got the other package of cds and I’m glad. I need to send the rest out to him soon. I love him dearly. He’s moved into a new room which is good for him in a way but also bad because it doesn’t provide any signal for his phone meaning our time on the phone is limited to his curfew. Blah. Monday I was seriously stressing out. I have this history research proposal I was freaking out about. Basically what happened is, there’s 3 parts. Each part gives you a number of points. The total of the 3 combined must equal AT LEAST 70 points in order for you to be able to write the actual term pa
Fat Girls Rant
Well the Title says it all.... This past week has been to say the least hell and I am at a loss on where to even start.... first of all I hate and I mean HATE SKINNY BITCHES!!!! and what I mean by that is skinny people who think that because they are skinny that they are some how superior to everyone who isn't a size 0. I'm just so tired of dealing with narrow minded ignorant people. I used to dream about being that skinny girl who in my mind had everything I did'nt..the hot guy...the cool clothes...the tonnes of friends.. but now that I am older and alot more mature I realize I did'nt need all of those things and that maybe the " material" life wasn't for me. Now getting back to whole skinny bitches rant this girl a girl a work with who is in fact probably a size 0 pissed me off so much I swear to god if it was legal to kill someone she would be number one on my list and I am usually not a violent person. so that really is saying something. Now what she did..its actually a nu
Man Killed By His Owwn Load
By TROY ROBERTS Tuesday, April 3, 2007 11:58 PM EDT With spring upon the region, traffic on the interstates in Columbia County will continue to become more congested during the next couple of weeks, according to officials. “Florida's interstates experience increased travel during the spring, especially close to the Easter holiday,” said Lt. Mike Burroughs, public information officer for Troop B of the Florida Highway Patrol. Burroughs said one of the reasons for this increase is because this week is one of the last for national spring breaks. “Simultaneously, many snow birds pick this week to return back to the northern states as the weather grows increasingly nicer,” he said. The increase of traffic along the roadways can cause more wrecks, Burroughs said, especially if people don't change certain driving habits - most notably distracted driving. Burroughs said the use of cellular phones and other items in the car lead to serious crashe
Computer Dependency
This just proves that we have become too dependent on our computers. Are you male or female? To find out the answer, look down... . . . I said look down, not scroll down.
Just A Soldier With A Few Spare Minutes.
So recently there has been a lot going on over here in Iraq. Just yesterday we detained 56 possible insurgents during one of their secret meetings. The day before we found and destroyed a whole "cell" of IED emplacers. We also found their warehouse with all the goods that were probably used to kill the 10 friends of mine that Ive lost so far. The day before that, we killed the "Tarmiyah Sniper" We are doing good for the people back home that we are trying our damndest to come home to. Lately Ive been going through my blogs and looking at who reads these things. I realize that I think I write these blogs more for myself than anyone else. I could give a damn what a civilians opinion is on the war. I had a comment on one of my other blogs the other day about some bitch not supporting the war but supporting the troops. Ma'am, I dont give a fuck what your opinion is. Really, if I wanted it...I would have wrote it up and threw that shit in a mumm. I dont give a fuck what anybody in the
Hey Dudes!!!
For u to know that the next to weeks ill be doing penetrations, squirt, rubbin and shockin shows with my girlfriend, wanna know more details just let me know... remember credit card required!!
How Well Do You Know Me?
Do it and see how well you know me. How well do you know Sean?
Wind Therapy
i've found that if i ride far my mind clears and i stop thinking. makes my life easier. last weekend i rode to philly to party with and meet some friends. while in the cold wind and rain it seemed like a long run back the 300 miles really didn;t cut it. as it's still cold i have a couple of weeks before work picks up. figure a long blast will get me ready. as long as i still have the time next week i;m going to run to texas for a while then swing into fl and see my friends i spent the winter with before i run back up the coast back home. should run about 4-5k miles in 7-10 days.
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The Plot Clots At St. Alban's
Well, it appears that the homophobes in the UK strike again, at their favored target Rev. Jeffrey John, Dean of St. Alban's. Leaving all aside all debates about the Dean's sexual preference, which is immaterial and irrelevant, I went on a fact finding mission of my own. Unable to visit St. Alban's in person, I unearthed the text of what the Dean actually said in his radio address and I reproduce it here in full. Following this will be my response, which is worth ZIP because no body cares what I think. However, I shall write it down and invite responses, just in case Virtual Posterity unearths this blog. The Rev. Jeffrey John's Easter message to the Faithful via BBC Radio, Ch. 4: Wednesday 4th April 2007 The instinctive feeling that suffering must be a punishment sent from God seems to lie deep in the human soul - or it does in mine anyway. In my case it may have something to do with the fact that I was brought up in a tradition of Welsh Calvinism which took a pretty firm l
Xs Magazine Contest
XS Magazine Contest - April only - you can only vote once and you must be a member of the site (membership is free) Take care, Melanie **** Sorry we have not been able to contact you sooner things have been very busy for XS Magazine but, Congratulations! You are 1 of 100 selected to be voted on during April for the $22,000 XS Magazine Model Search Contest. This runs April 1st - April 30, 2006 You will be able to check out our Model Search voting page here: to be able to view the April Model Search Contestants. One of these models will become the XS Girl of the Month, received $1,000, and a full featured spread at XS Girl of the Month in a future XS issue! Also, she will be 1 of the 12 Models (one winner from each month) that will compete for XS Girl of the Year and the $10,000 Grand Prize! is the page where you can gr
Hosted By: Donna Palooza When: Saturday Apr 28, 2007 at 4:00 PM Where: The Lone Star Country Club 1849 E. Beltline Road Coppell, TX 75019 United States Description: Donna Palooza Click Here To View EventPosted By: Donnapalooza Hosted By:: Donna Palooza e-mail When: Saturday Apr 28, 2007 at 4:00 PM Where:: The Lone Star Country Club 1849 E. Beltline Road Coppell, TX 75019 United States View Map FIGHTING BREAST CANCER IN A FRIEND NEAR YOU! Your RSVP : Attending + 2 Guests » Change RSVP SPREAD THE WORD... » Blog this » Bulletin this This is a benefit concert for a Metal Goddess of the D/FW area. She has breast cancer and needs our help to pay medical bills on top of those regular bills that won't go away. Local bands are giving of themselves to play this benefit concert for free, vendors are donating items/services for raffles, food will be donated and sold at the event with all proceeds going to Donna.
After people bugg'n me for quite some time, I have now set up a profile on FACEBOOK too. Am unsure how much time I'll be spending on there as my schedule's limited (I can hardly be on here - lol!), but if you're on there, feel free to add me. Enjoy your day! Melanie
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I can actually get back on Cherrytap now (been having problems since December) - but still through the url and not the one (that one still isn't working). Let's see how long this lasts - lol!! Melanie
Beautiful Nightmare
Im There When Your Asleep, There When You Wake. Haunting All Your Dreams, Making All Your Fears Come True, And You Thought I Would Of Never Found You. Hearing Your Screams Puts A Smile On My Face, Seeing Your Muffled Cries Makes Me Laugh. As I The Beautiful Nightmare Wonders Silently In Your World, Burying You Into Mine. Making You See, Hear, Feel Things You Thought Never Existed, But In My World Its Mixing Your Worst Nightmares With Reality. I'll Make Sure I Will Be The Death Of You...
Life's Fleeting Moment
Life is draining and sometimes it feels as if it could pull out our very souls. All of us drifting here alone and searching for that which makes us complete. Gripping onto the past so tightly, never really understanding that it is our past the keeps us from being free to find peace. Holding our breath until we would burst into a million peaces never to be retrieved again. The fragility of life is what makes it so precious and should not be wasted on moments in the past but relished and savored for the fleeting gift that it is. We are all here just for a moment make your moment count! ~*~Peace & Blessings~*~ Freedom Child
Women, Makes Ya Wonder
Women eh! Boob jobs, nose jobs, tummy tucks, colonic irrigation, botox, pierced ears, nipples & clits, eyebrows plucked, bikini lines, armpits, legs and lips waxed And they wont take it up the ass because it HURTS??????
My Internet Radio Show
Well I just found out that we are not allowed to post links to other sites here from another member that got into trouble for it. So let's try this. As I said before I did an internet radio show. My friend leighann owns the site and does a comedy show there. I did the first one with her as a guest. The premise of the show was "is the myth about black men true". It's funny as hell. There are also some incriminating vids of me at the after party up in Hollywood Hills. I hear those are funny to as well as embarassing for me. The whole thinig is a gas. it's a cool site too. not as flashy as CT and the content is a little different but there's tons of cool bans, vids, and I really like the people there. If you're interested in hearing it drop e a line and I'd be more than happy to tell you where. And if you decide to join there let em know that spaky8urs sent ya. I just want the owner to know who's turning people on to her site. I don't make a thing from it. Lemme know!! ;)~
Guys Point Of View
From a guy’s point of view: -We don't care if you talk to other guys. -We don't care if you're friends with other guys. -But when you're sitting next to us, and some random guy walks into the room and you jump up and tackle him, without even introducing us, yeah, it pisses us off. -It doesn't help if you sit there and talk to him for ten minutes without even acknowledging the fact that we're still there. -We don't care if a guy calls you, but at 2 in the morning we do get a little concerned. -Nothing is that important at 2 a.m. that it can't wait Till the morning. -Also, when we tell you you're pretty/ beautiful/ gorgeous/ cute/stunning, we freaking mean it. -Don't tell us we're wrong. We'll stop trying to convince you. -The sexiest thing about a girl is confidence. Yeah, you can quote me. -Don't be mad when we hold the door open. Take Advantage of the mood I'm in. -Let us pay for you! Don’t "feel bad" We enjoy doing it. It's expected.
Site Updated! Girls Gone Climbing!!
Hi all just wanted to blab about my latest web: Girls Gone Climbing it's a Hot or Not site, pretty simple. If you want to join/add your pic just use the contact form. Later on I'm going to have some contests for the top ratings winners! Girls Gone Climbing -Johnny
To Love A Friend...
You were always so perfect to me, so soft and gentle, cherishing you instantly, without a second glance, I never distrusted those eyes, that lied to me continuously, I promised you I'd always try, but slowly you were losing me. I would always have given you anything, just to keep your interest, stopping my heart from remembering, all the pain you caused, I never pulled away from that kiss, that held a painful hint of truth, Maybe you'd be too hard to miss, so I said I was still in love with you. I wanted more than just the infatuation, that you found in me. You said love was only a distraction, that you really didn't need, so I cried myself to sleep, knowing the times we shared must end. You couldn't let emotion run deep, you said you made love to me, as a friend. But eventually, my love, friendships fade, too, and I can't make love and walk away, pretending I don't love you. Never once did I push you away, but everything comes to end, so all that's
Everyone Needs To Be Aware Of This & Get Involved....plzzz Read
Recently, a very serious problem has been brought to the attention of several members of cafemom. It is a very heinous website called This website is a safe haven for pedophiles. The heading on their main page reads, "A Celebration of the Splendor of Little Girls". This website includes links to pictures, or "art" as they call it, of little girls, confessional blogs, a directory of resources for pedophiles (for "both boylovers and girl lovers, as well as anybody else looking for information about pedophilia and consensual child love"), as well as many other links. This site has a manifesto, stating demands to the government to legalize pedophilia. The most disturbing, though, is a link to a page title Sugar and Spice that is specifically for little girls who have "fallen in love" with a pedophile. This site is set up to draw in little girls. It looks like any other fun little girly page. It tells girls that it is okay to be "in love" with an adult, and it is okay t
Racing Might Not Happen For A While
i got bad news i might not be starting the season when i wanted to i screwed up my elbow at work bad and have to wait to hear from the doc and the sanctioning doctors and officials to see if i can race or if i'll have to have an operation. of course when i first saw the doc i told him just to wait till after racing season he said if it needs done it will be asap
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Why is every San Diego motherfucker hitting on me? I'm seriously going to change my location status because it seems like lately every middle-aged dude from SD is all up on my shit. And they all fail to read the disclamier I have so blatently posted. I don't mind the compliments, but come on now. If you look like my dad, seriously. No, seriously. My dad is a cop and an ex-marine. He'd fucking destroy some of these guys for even thinking about me in that context. I'm not a total CT whore. I don't leave rate me, fan me, blah blah blah me comments on people's pages. Not knocking you if you do that, but seriously. I'm just here for friends. So take a hike dudes.
Void, canceled, simply annulled. Endlessly aching, unconsoled. Life without you, cause without reason. Touch without sense, time without season. I face life now facing a cancerous sore, A sordid parasite that eats at my core. All that makes me whole, all I hold deep within, Leaving me lifeless, or at least not livin'. A shallow face, anguished and marred. An empty space, scaled and scarred. Sweetly abiding to a cynical charade. Secretly hiding 'hind a fictitious facade. Still, lost within this heart of glass, This fragile and yet unfeeling mass. Lies the remains of a love that glowed, The gift to you I once bestowed. But honor and pride now bereaved- By your love for me so misconceived, Ripped from my inner depths, impeding- Mind and body and spirit, bleeding; Now's crushed to sand from thy ruthless hand, A cold stare I just can't understand. I feel that somehow, somehow I'm dying, At least my soul and all that's underlying. A simple void, is that what I'v
I Don't Know
I know that moving is going to be the best thing for us but I feel bad about leaving Cottage Grove. From Oregon to Texas is a big move. Some times I can't wait to move and other I wish it would take longer. Its good I've always want to travel but this ain't just traveling it's premenat. If anyone reads this and could give me a good heads up about what I'm in for give me a heads up. I think thats why I want to wait cause I don't like going somewhere I don't know anything about weird and I want to travel.
Should Children Witness Childbirth??? Lmmfao!!!!!!!
Should Children Witness Childbirth? This is one of the funniest I've ever read! Due to a power outage, only one paramedic responded to the call. The house was very, very dark, so the paramedic asked Kathleen, a 3-year-old girl, to hold a flashlight high over her mommy so he could see while he helped deliver the baby. Very diligently Kathleen did as she was asked. Her mother Heidi pushed and pushed, and after a little while Connor was born. The paramedic lifted him by his little feet and spanked him on his bottom. Connor began to cry. The paramedic then thanked Kathleen for her help and asked the wide-eyed 3-year-old what she thought about what she had just witnessed. Kathleen quickly responded, "He shouldn't have crawled in there in the first place. Smack his ass again."
A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink and while he's drinking it, the monkey runs around all over the place. The monkey grabs some olives off the bar and eats them, then grabs some sliced limes and eats them, then jumps up on the pool table, grabs the cue ball, sticks it in his mouth, and swallows it whole. The bartender yells at the guy, "Did you see what your monkey just did?" The guy says, "No, what?" "He just ate the cue ball off my pool table, whole!" says the bartender. "Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replies the patron. "He eats everything in sight, the little bastard. I'll pay for the cue ball and stuff." He finishes his drink, pays his bill, and leaves. Two weeks later he's in the bar again, and he has his monkey with him. He orders a drink and the monkey starts running around the bar again. While the man is drinking his drink, the monkey finds a maraschino cherry on the bar. He grabs it, sticks it up his ass, pulls it out, a
That's Me
What Have I? Vi
Where was I, what was I? I felt nothing from the waist up. Everything dangled limp...wasted. Torn. Ruined. Gone. Feeling Thinking Knowing. There is... Just be... When have I... Carry me. I fear I can't watch. I think I can't walk. I know I can't wait. I did this to me. For you. I did this to me. Did you see it? Collapsing in the dawn. Dieing with the hum. A four letter word. The most reviled. Help. Because I know you can. Fear Hate What Fake Love Fall Find Fate Dear Free Fuck Part Well Have Near Feel Know Help
Silent Tears
SILENT TEARS Do you perceive life only as a futile struggle, rather than a challenge that is meaningful. When you look realistically and rationally at your life, your time is a precious commodity. Those who have known you will judge how you have spent your time and what you have left as your legacy. The concept of death is frightening to those who lack spirituality. Self-indulgence and other morally relativistic behavior consume the thoughts of many people during their spare time when their only focus is on their irrational thoughts and their fears. They visualize bigger homes, better cars, more jewelry, or a better significant other. They grow to resent the current people and possessions they have due to this irrational pattern of thought. They fear that they will miss out on some sort of pleasure before their lives end. This serves only to reinforce their emptiness and fear. Visualize how you can give something back to benefit another person through the acts of love, respect, a
Try This
1. EVER BEEN GIVEN AN ENGAGEMENT RING? no popped the ? twice in my life time, and bettie said no lol just kidding 2. LONGEST RELATIONSHIP? 5 years 3. LAST GIFT YOU RECEIVED? a braclet 4. EVER DROPPED A CELL PHONE?Yes, 5. WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU WORKED OUT? hahaha 6. THING(S) YOU SPEND A LOT OF MONEY ON? strip clubs and girls 7. LAST FOOD YOU ATE? fish and pasta 8. FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX? smile 9. ONE FAVORITE SONG? runaway by del shannon 10. WHERE DO YOU LIVE? winnipeg 11. HIGH SCHOOL YOU ATTENDED: I aint sayin! 12. CELL PHONE SERVICE PROVIDER: not sayin 13. FAVORITE MALL STORE: umm im a guy we dont like shopping 14. LONGEST JOB YOU HAD: worked in a parkaid for 10 years 15. DO YOU OWN A PAIR OF DICE? Yes 16. DO YOU PRANK CALL PEOPLE?: with caller id no 17. LAST WEDDING YOU ATTENDED: my best friends wedding 18. FIRST FRIEND YOU'D CALL IF YOU WON THE LOTTERY: the first sexy gal who would want some of me lol 19. LAST TIME YOU SAW YOUR BE
Survey Time
01) Your name -- Sean 02) Two feelings at the moment? -- Bored Slightly hungry. 03) What are you listening to right now? -- Nothing. 04) A part of a song lyric that's in your mind? -- You got the peaches, I got the cream Sweet to taste saccharine 'Cos I'm hot, so hot, sticky sweet From my head, my head to my feet To my feet Do you take sugar, one lump or two? Pour Some Sugar On Me - Def Leppard 05) Your three plans for tomorrow? -- Eat Shower Watch the Mets game. 06) Are you thinking of someone right now? Yeah, I am. ;) 07) Are you single? -- Yes 08) Say something to the person who posted this -- Cheryl's really cool. :P 09) What do you want? A girlfriend. 10) Say anything you like to who ever is reading your answers? Join my forum damnit! :P 11) Are you feeling hungry? Didn't I say that already? 12) Who do you miss right now? Nobody. 13) Last friend you talked to online? Kriste. 14) If you visit a farm, what would
Im New At This
ok people im new at this chery tap thing so be nice 4 awail,and im always looking 4 new freinds so if u wanna be a freind just add me.
Honey Garlic Pork Chops
Honey Garlic Pork Chops Here, a quick-mix marinade does double duty when it's reheated and served as a sauce for the chops. If you don't have sherry on hand, use white wine, or even water. And if you've brought the barbecue out of hibernation, try grilling the pork. Credit: National Honey Board Servings: 4 Ingredients: * 1/4 cup lemon juice * 1/4 cup honey * 2 tablespoons soy sauce * 1 tablespoon dry sherry * 2 minced garlic cloves * 4 boneless center-cut pork chops Directions: Combine all ingredients except the pork chops in a small bowl. Place the pork in shallow baking dish; pour the marinade over the pork. Cover and refrigerate for 4 hours or overnight. Remove the pork from the marinade. Heat the remaining marinade in a small saucepan over medium heat to a simmer. Broil the pork 4 to 6 inches from the heat source for 12 to 15 minutes, turning once during cooking and basting frequently with the marinade.
Im So Finished
With all this high school work. I will finally be getting my diploma, and have officially graduated in the year 2007. I may be 22 years old, but Im thankful that I finished..
Survey Survey Survey
1. Song that reminds you of yourself? The Gift by Seether 2. When was the last time you lied to make yourself look better in someone's eyes? I refuse to do that - I am what I am 3. What did you aspire to be as a child? I had many aspirations as a child, they changed as I changed but none were fulfilled. 4. If your life was a movie what would it be? Black comedy - tragically comedic 5. What person influenced your life the most? My mother because I strived every day to be better than her 6. If your personality was a color what would it be? I think they’d have to make a new color for me - Jestification Grey 7. Have you ever been in a hospital for self mutilation? Not in a hospital no 8. Has the thought of a person ever make you physically sick? Not physically sick but brought about physical pain 9. Which of the Beatles is your fav? I have to go with John because his voice was truly amazing 10. Have you ever thought you were self destructive? More than once 11. What wi
The Burning Times...
Felling Of Wonderment
So check it! The past few years have raced by and I sometimes wonder like, how the hell has time flown by so quickly? Either way appearently my time was well spent. I have had things happen to me people only dream about. I will soon be in another movie. Why me? What have I done sooo right!? Well Im me! I dont act as if Im someone Im not. Never will. I enjoy life to the fullest. And I've just begun my journey at 28. I meet interesting people all the time. I meet people I fall in love with at first sight yet never lose focus on the goal at hand. I am about to be sooo big! LMMFAO! See ya on the flip side of all this. In 11 days from 04-17-07 Ill be on the set of We Need A Hero! And they said I couldn't do it! ;o)
Well it was a loooong day. We had Zachs meeting with his therapy people and the special education district people. Looking into getting zach a kidkart or power wheelchair for when he starts head start this fall. His ears are okay, they will check them again when he is sedated for his next surgery August 10th and decide whether or not to do ear tubes. My spacebar is sticking...must have some chocolate or somthing in there...hehe. *yawn* I sleeeepppiiesss... Hugs and nite nite
My Angel ( I Will Find My Angel And Never Let Him Go )
Zangy Comment Graphics There once was a time that I didn't believe in angels, but that has changed only because I have met some, and next to them I am nothing....If only I was with you, I would kiss you. If only I was beside you, I would embrace you tight. But since I'm far from you, I'll let the angels do it for me today ... but next time it will be my turn.....Angels are like people; they come and go, but the diffence is: angels make you glow.....I need you like roses need rain, you're an angel that takes away my pain.....I met an angel without wings, but his heart makes me fly...You are the sun in my winter sky, you are the hello in my goodbye. You are the stars shining down on me, you are everything I had hoped you would be. You are the arms wrapped around a hug, you are the pull when I need a little tug. You are the lips that feel my gentle touch, you are the one who loves me so much. You are the one who I come to for love, you are my angel sent from above. I need your love, I ne
Tear You Apart - She Wants Revenge Got a big plan, this mindset maybe its right At the right place and right time, maybe tonight And the whisper or handshake sending a sign Wanna make out and kiss hard, wait nevermind Late night, and passing, mention it flipped her Best friend, who knows saying maybe it slipped But the slip turns to terror and a crush to light When she walked in, he throws up, believe its the fright Its cute in a way, till you cannot speak And you leave to have a cigarette, your knees get weak An escape is just a nod and a casual wave Obsessed about it, heavy for the next two days It's only just a crush, it'lll go away It's just like all the others it'll go away Or maybe this is danger and you just don't know You pray it all away but it continues to grow I want to hold you close Skin pressed against me tight Lie still, and close your eyes girl So lovely, it feels so right I want to hold you close Soft breasts, beating heart As I whisp
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All Must See
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The day after his wife disappeared in a kayaking accident, an Anchorage man answered his door to find two grim-faced Alaska State Troopers. "We're sorry Mr. Wilkens, but we have some information about your wife," said one trooper. "Tell me! Did you find her?" Wilkens shouted. The troopers looked at each other. One said, "We have some bad news, some good news, and some really great news " . Which do you want to hear first ? Fearing the worst, an ashen Mr. Wilkens said, "Give me the bad news first." The trooper said, "I'm sorry to tell you, sir, but this morning we found your wife's body in Kachemak Bay." "Oh my God!" exclaimed Wilkens. Swallowing hard, he asked, "What's the good news?" The trooper continued, "When we pulled her up, she had 12 twenty- five pound king crabs and 6 good-size Dungeness crabs clinging to her." Stunned, ! Mr. Wilkens demanded, "If that's the good news, what's the great news?" The trooper said, "We're going to pull her up aga
All I have to say is some guys can really piss me off.
A Rose ( From Brian)
"""Though this rose doesn't compare to the beauty you have within you. To have a rose without the thorns, would it smell as sweet, or look as beautiful? Though your hand would be saved from the pain thorns cause, the thorns are there for it's protection. Just like in people, we too have thorns, thorns from past experiences, thorns from being hurt, thorns from just living. Some have small thorns and some have bigger ones, I believe the difference is based on the protection one needs to keep their safe from being hurt. The key in life is to grasp the stem with both hands, put away your own fears, do not remove the torns, only make them become smaller each and every day by building trust. One day, the satisfaction will be to sit back....and enjoy the beauty of that most delicate rose, that you have held not only with your hands, but in your heart. It will smell even sweeter because you believed in it, cared for it, nurtured it, helped it blossom into something amazing. ~ Brian""
So The Fun Times Keep Rolling
Well besides fighting with the dude, I just found out my ex fincee was deployed to Cuba. So I am not in a very good mood. I dont know what is going on wtih him he just said he will be back hopefully in july. So we will have to see how that goes. I am over dating in general and think the best avenue to take is becoming a nun. I am sick of putting myself out there, especially to ppl who say they want to be with you and then say they dont know what they want, and getting hurt its ridiculous. why should I deal with the bullshit? Either you love someone or you dont. Dont tell tell them that you do and then tell them you are dying so you dont want to put them through that pain. That is not your choice to make. You are not necessarily dying you just need to get healthy, most men your age deal with the same thing. I dont want to sound cold or anything like that because I do care about him a lot but apparently he doesnt feel the same. So that is the fun and exciting news of the day, yay!
Been in Vegas from Friday until about two hours ago. One word. WHEW!
My Wifes' Dedication Letter To My Late Father...............
Dearest Dad, I hope you don't mind me calling you *Dad*. I know we never had the chance to meet in person, but you know who I am. I also know that you can hear me, and feel what is in my heart, now that you are Dan's special Angel in Heaven. This song I am playing, is dedicated to you. I know it's not the kind of music you once listened to, but it's a beautiful song, and the words come from my heart. I don't know if Dan has ever heard it before, but I know this is the way that he has always felt, since you've gone away to Heaven. I also know that Dan is waiting for the "One Sweet Day" when he can be reunited with you. But before I go, there is something else that I want to tell you. I LOVE YOU, Dad, even though I never actually knew you in person. I can feel your presence around us, and it is such a peaceful & warm feeling when you fill the room with your love. Dan always speaks of you, and he loves you soooo much. He is soooo proud that you are the one that God chose to be his
Despite It All
Despite the place, That I'm now in, This corner of my life, That tells where I've been... Despite the set backs, That I face, Or of the tears, That leave a trace... Despite the time, That distance brings, Or life's little quirks, And all other things... Despite that fact, That I still live, Memories of a past, I can't forgive... Despite the rains, That flood the trail, Despite life's winds, A force of gale... Despite the moon, Laying hidden behind, The tracks I time, Within my mind... Despite harsh words, Whispered aloud, Or of the sun, Behind the clouds... Despite the way, Life comes about, My love for you, There is no doubt...
Iraq/va Tech
why do i see so many things on here about VA? why is there barely any support for our US MILITARY? except from military wives and ppl in the military? its bothersome to think that some kid shooting up a school, makes front page and yet no one knows what really is going on over in iraq except the ppl that are going, been, or their husbands or wives that are left behind so they can protect us...............
This Maze
Where do I begin in this maze I have created? I dont know which way to go. Im confused for what lies deep inside. Maybe its starting to show. Inside this maze is confusion and anxiety. Its kept so well within. Im learning where to turn in life but the sun must set again. I seek for what is lost in me. Im findind out more every day. Ive searched my heart for what is left. I was starting to feel okay. Its fading now along with this hope and I feel like I cant hold on. This newness that was flooding me has decided to run, now gone. So through this maze I try to seek a way to be released. I try to find the hope that fades. My heart needs to be pleased. An emptiness that chokes me out. Conciously I am aware. That in this maze I have created. Im the only one here. Lost, thats what I feel. Do I want to be lost? No. I wont give up, I will escape. So which way do I go?
7 Ways To Make Your Self Happier In The Next Hour
Generally, I don't believe in the idea of a "quick fix" or instant gratification, but I have to say I was intrigued when I ran across an article about "7 Ways to Make Yourself Happier in the Next Hour." The author spent a year testing out the various theories of current scientific studies on happiness, and came up with seven points. Each of them can help lift your mood and give you a sense of accomplishment. I wanted to share them with you, Aaron, so you can try them out for yourself. The idea is to try to do as many of them as you can in an hour. Boost your energy by getting up and moving around. Taking a brisk ten-minute walk is best, because when you are moving faster, your metabolism speeds up and the activity is good for your focus and mood and helps you retain information. Reach out to friends. Arrange a lunch date or send an email to someone you haven't seen for a while. Socializing boosts moods and having close bonds with others is one of the keys
My Job When I Grow Up
What will you be when you grow up? drug dealer
Our Connection
You give me understanding. You calm my fears. You take me to a place where I have never been before. Your words are like fairies celebrating the dance of a rebirth. My life. Your life. Our life. A celebration of hearts now joined in togetherness. A perpetual bliss that stems from an imaginary kiss. Our souls connect and we are together on a new level of life. One that we create. One that seems so strong in connection. I feel you. You feel me. We feel together and that is all that matters. Not this invisible line which soon will be crossed. Us. We are what matters. Always.
Game Of Life - My Game Of Life Card
What will happen in TheHman's game of life? Run a marathon to cure herpes 'What will happen in your game of life?' at
Which 7 Deadly Sins Will Cause Your Death?
You will die of Envy You will die from the sin of Envy. You envy practically everyone. Your end will come in a drunken or drugged haze and your insatiable desire to have it all. That, or you'll be shot by the cops trying to break into a celebrity's house. Which Sin will be your Death? at
What 80's Movie Are You?
Pretty in Pink Your life mostly resembles Pretty in Pink. You have some financial difficulties, but because of them you are more creative. You are prone to having a sidekick who follows you everywhere because you are so cool. Take this quiz at
It's A Little Bit About Me...
Hi everyone my name is Amanda AkA Misz Mandi Aka The HBIC and so on lol. Anyways I'm 18 years old and I live in warren Ohio with my two wonderful children Mileena(6 months) and Aalicyah(1 3/4). They sure do keep me busy. I like to party, write, draw, and all sorts of stuff. If you want to know more you can Im me on Aol/Aim its BMCZMISZMANDI. I am a very upfront honest person. I don't reform to be as everyone else wants me. I like The crow and RHPS. I rarely watch tv unless its family guy, futurama or inuyasha. Those are my favorites. Well, if there is anything else you would like to know get ahold of me on here or on my s/n.
Daddys Poem....very Sad!
Body: (if this doesn't get to you, nothing will) This is quite possibly the best poem I have ever read. Her hair was up in a pony tail, her favorite dress tied with a bow. Today was Daddy's Day at school, and she couldn't wait to go. But her mommy tried to tell her, that she probably should stay home. Why the kids might not understand, if she went to school alone. But she was not afraid; she knew just what to say. What to tell her classmates of why he wasn't there today. But still her mother worried, for her to face this day alone. And that was why once again, she tried to keep her daughter home. But the little girl went to school eager to tell them all. About a dad she never sees; a dad who never calls. There were daddies along the wall in back, for everyone to meet. Children squirming impatiently, anxious in their seats O
Quote For April 18
I am certainly not an authority on love because there are no authorities on love, just those who've had luck with it and those who haven't. -- Bill Cosby Bonus Quote: Go do that voodoo that you do so well! -- Hedley Lamarr Blazing Saddles This public service is brought to you daily by CT's Yoda©, speak to you I will!
Why Would Anyone Say This To Me?
Here's the message I got Monday night from X's e-mail... I still don't know why... I haven't wanted to e-mail back and find out... Besides I know others have been in his account lately... And I want an answer from him... Not from whoever else has been using it... (the answers are the message from X's e-mail... not the questions... por supuesto) ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Give me one last kiss before I die... Date: Apr 13, 2007 5:07 PM 1.) How many times a day would you hug me? never you fucking fat cunt 2.) Would you let me hold you? hell no you too DAMN ugly 3.) Would u come with me to places? no someone might see me with your dumb ass 4.) Would you love me? if you paid me enough fucking money which i doubt you have 6.) Would you lie to me? every single word out of my mouth expect what im writing now 7.) If I was sick what would you do? fucking pull the plug 9.) Would you leave me for one of my friends? no all your fr
Just A Quick Freestyle
Life is so short and we fail to see the meaning of being free. It means everything to me. Its how I want to be. A choice was given to live or die I choose life and this is why. I dont want to die or make my loved ones cry. I cant give up, I will go on. Im finding that I am that strong. My road and journey has been so long. But I would rather live right instead of wrong. Ive made mistakes and payed the cost. See I have had my freedom lost. Prison guards became my boss. Thats the path that I want off. Me and life go hand in hand. I wont give up even though I can. I know now that Im a better man. I have the strength to finally stand. Its been a road of ups and downs and still i have true friends around. No longer do i feel like the clown who painted his smile into a frown. My frown has turned the other way and today I know I will be okay. I can back up what I say. Today is a day
Tomorrow Is Never Promised............
If you have someone that means the world to you or more, tell them how ypu feel about them. I know its hard sometimes, but hey I learned the hard way three times. Its not any fun to go through this much pain. Even, if its just to let them know you are thinking of them and that you (LOVE THEM) just say it, it only takes maybe ten seconds or so....... If you can say it everyday, 'cause you never know when they will be here on min. and gone the next. So, please for those of you that has your soulmate and friend, don't make the same mistake I did, Express yourself, if you don't know how at least say honey, baby, etc..... I love you, you are my world and if you died today I would miss you sooooo much that it would tear my heart apart. Well, you know something like that anyway lol. Its not hard to tell them I miss you, I love you, You are the most beautiful woman on earth or whatever. And men don't be afraid to show or express your feelings, I am not. Infact, I cry like a two year old but he
A Little Survey
1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Favorite position (s)? 4. Do you think i'm hot? 5. Would you have sex with me? 6. lights on or off? 7. Would you have to be drunk? 8. Would you take a shower with me? 9. Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 10. Would you leave after or stay the night? 11. Do you like cuddling afterwards? 12. Condom or skin? 13. Do you give Oral pleasures? 14. Do you like to recieve Oral Pleasures? 15. Have sex on the first date? 16. Would you kiss me during sex? 17. Do you think I would be good in bed? 18. Three sum? 20. How many times would you like to cum? 21. Would you use me as a booty call? 21. Can I use you as a booty call? 22. Do you like fore play? 23. What is fore play to you? 24. Can we take pictures of the act? 25. Will you post this so I can fill it out for you?
How Sexually Hot
According to this reading, you are 86% sexually hot! 'How sexually hot are you?' at
I Am A Lesbian
Which Lesbian Stereotype Are You? You're a Lipstick Lesbian!You're the one all the guys want and you like to let them know they can't have you. You're quite popular and you've got good hair. I hate you, but OH how I love you. Let's dance together at prom, you sexy bitch.Take this quiz! Quizilla | Join | Make A Quiz | More Quizzes | Grab Code
ive decided...if the theory is correct...and harry potter dies in the last book... im burning all my harry potter books and going back to the world where he doesnt exist to me. and im soooo not kidding either.
My Sexual Talent
Using your body Your sexual hidden talent is using your body's natural charm and beauty to seduce your partner. You are all about having the perfect body/looking good for your partner - and it does the trick every time. Take this quiz at
Wythological Creature Are You
You scored as Angel. Angel: Angels are the guardians of all things, from the smallest ant to the tallest tree. They give inspiration, love, hope, and positive emotion. They live among humans without being seen. They are the good in all things, and if you feel alone, don't fear. They are always watching. Often times they merely stand by, whispering into the ears of those who feel lost. They would love nothing more then to reveal themselves, but in today's society, this would bring havoc and many unneeded questions. Give thanks to all things beautiful, for you are an Angel.Angel75%Demon67%Mermaid58%WereWolf42%Faerie42%Dragon33%What Mythological Creature are you? (Cool Pics!)created with
What Number Are You
You Are 6: The Loyalist You have strong relationships and are intensely loyal. People find you easy to love and care for. You like your world to be stable and secure, no surprises. You're cautious. You prefer your inner circle to the outside world. What Number Are You?
She Loves Me, She Loves Me Not...
lets say (theoretically) your dating someone, and you think that they are slowly falling out of love with you and she is slowly letting you go, how can you tell... 1. she stops leaving comments on your page, but strangly continue to leave comments on other guy's pages. yet she tells you that she was only on long enough to check her email... hmmmm. 2. you notice that she goes on her male "friends" pics and look at them as much or more than she looks at your pics... (remember it does show recent viewers) hmmm... 3. she continues to let men leave sexual comments about her after you talk to her about how much they bother you. so obviously she enjoys knowing so many men want to have sex with her that hearing it is more important than telling people that she is happily taken AND any sexual comments are unwelcome and if you make even ONE you will be blocked and deleted from her page... hmmm... 4. refering back to #3, not all these sexual comments are completely a surprise when sh
Sex = Jail Time
TheHman will go to jail for ... Biting someone’s nipple off 'What sexual activity will you go to jail for?' at
Am I Kinky?
Daring, confident, animalistic You like to have a lot of sex and try a lot of things. You are very kinky and have a lot of confidence in yourself. You like to explore all aspects of sexuality because it is something that interests you a lot. Take this quiz at
My Heart
Where to start..... well here we go. I keep telling someone that I need space and time and that I want to be alone and yet I feel like even though he tells me he is willing to give me that he is not. The more I tell him that I want to be alone the more he pushes for us to be together. The more he pushes for us to be together the more I seem to push him away. I just wish he would understand that I need time to be alone. To be with me and my son. He tells me that we don't have to do things together all the time, but yet when it comes down to it I feel like we have too. What I don't understand is why he can't just give me this one thing. The saying goes if you love it set it free, if it comes back it was meant to be. Well then he needs to set me free. I don't know how many different ways I can say it. If you love me like you say you do then you will give me this one thing. It is all I am asking for. Please, please do this one thing for me and let me go for now. I know that it will break
Who Am I
I'm the girl you grew up with, I lived right next door The girl you spent your day with. Just one of the boys that's how you would see me, you never expected to want to be with me. I'm the girl that helped you out, with your girlfriends, your troubles and all your self doubt. I held your hand and gave you strength, I saw your tears and fears, and made you feel safe. I'm the girl you didn't have to meet, I wrote your papers for school so you could sleep. I anticipated your wants and needs. You didn't know how much you needed me. I'm the girl that was always fun, never troubled anyone at the club or at the bar, at your house or in the car. We were friends through thick and thin, You never expected it might end. I'm the girl you didn't see, but every night you talked to me, These days, now that I'm not there You don't understand why life's unfair. I'm the girl you dream about, who knows your world inside and out, anything you w
My Sex Sign
Sagittarius You are fun loving and independent, and you don’t like any of your partners to get in the way of that. You enjoy having a lot of flings and short term relationships because you get bored in a long term one. In bed you are demanding of your partner. You want to have hot sex all of the time. You also like to experiment sexually, with different positions and fantasies. Sex matches: Aries, Leo, Libra Take this quiz at
I Died Today
Dear Mom And Dad, I died today. You got tired of me and took me to the shelter. They were overcrowded and I drew an unlucky number. I am in a black plastic bag in a landfill now. Some other puppy will get the barely used leash you left. My collar was dirty and too small, but the lady took it off before she sent me to The Rainbow Bridge. Would I still be at home if I hadn't chewed your shoe? I didn't know what it was, but it was leather, and it was on the floor. I was just playing. You forgot to get puppy toys. Would I still be at home if I had been housebroken? Rubbing my nose in what I did only made me ashamed that I had to go at all. There are books and Obedience Teachers that would have taught you how to teach me to go to the door. Would I still be at home if I hadn't brought fleas into the house? Without anti flea medicine, I couldn't get them off of me after you left me in the yard for days. Would I still be at home if I hadn't barked? I was
Music Video Codes By Music
I'm sooooooo bored. I don't feel like going to sleep. I'm sick and tired of playing poker. I don't have anyone to talk to. Woah is me.
What's Your Kinky Side
You scored as Bondage. Your turn on is bondage... all out. You don't have a specific part of kinky sex that turns you on more than any other... everything working together turns you on. And why shouldn't it? Sex isn't sex without all the trimmings.Bondage100%Biting100%Chains/Handcuffs92%Whips92%Blood50%Blind Folds33%What's Your Kinky Turn On?created with
This Isnt A Mean Thing
45 Of The Most Random Things You Probably Never Needed To Know About Someone"
45 of the most random things you probably never needed to know about someone" 45 of the most random things you probably never needed to know about someonewhats your name spelt backwards?:arual retslliacm What did you do last night?:stressed over surgery, watched news about Virginia Tech The last thing you downloaded onto your computer?:Media player 11 Have you ever licked a 9 volt battery?:yep Last time you swam in a pool?:last summer What are you wearing?:nada How many cars have you owned?:9 Type of music you dislike most?:cRap Are you registered to vote?:yes Do you have cable?:no What kind of computer do you use?:pc Ever made a prank phone call?:yes You like anyone right now?:I loves e'eryone Would you go bungee jumping or sky diving?:Hell no! Furthest place you ever traveled?:Germany What's your favorite comic strip?:Family circus Do u know all the words to the national anthem?:Sure do Shower, morning or night?:whenever Best movie you've seen in the past month?:Hog Wild Favorite pi
More Questions
Body: 1. Anal or oral? 2. Chocolate or whip Cream? 3. Ice or feathers? 4. Two girls and a guy or two guys and a girl? 5. Movie porn or live porn? 6. What do you wear to bed ? 7. Love making or hard fucking? 8. Do you shave ? 9. Spit or swallow? 10. Do you masturbate ? 11. Whats your turn on ? 12. Whats your favorite position ? 13. Do you belive in no glove no love ? 14. Where would you really love to have sex ? 15. How long can you go ? (and be honest) 16. Bondage or soft & gentle ? 17. Have you ever had sex in public ? 18. Do you touch yourself and get turned on ? 19. Is there anyone on your mind you want to have sex with ? 20. List one person on your friends/family/fan list you would have sex with? Be honest !!
Witch Be Describes Toy
You scored as Goth. Your A Goth!Goth100%Rocker, Mosher60%Chav, Townie, Rude Boy, Ned, Kev55%Emo30%Trendy30%Skater25%Prepy5%What Group Are You? Chav, Rocker, Skater, Emo, Goth, Trendy, Prepy Ectcreated with
I Promis
I promise you my heart¢¾ I promise you my life¢¾ I promise we'll never be apart¢¾ I promise not to hurt you¢¾ I promise to never make you cry¢¾ I promise to always trust you¢¾ I promise not to lie¢¾ I promise you forever¢¾ I promise you tonight¢¾ I promise you my respect¢¾ I promise to do things right¢¾ I promise to always be there¢¾ I promise until the end¢¾ I promise to always love you¢¾ I promise to be your best friend¢¾ I promise you my love¢¾ I promise you my life¢¾ I promise this forever¢¾ I promise our friendship is my life¢¾ your the PEANUT to my BUTTER ,¢¾ your the STAR to my BURST, your the M to my M,¢¾ your the POP to my TART, your the MILKY to my WAY, your the FRUIT to my LOOP, your the MILK to my DUDS, your the LUCKY to my CHARMS, your the ICE to my CREAM,
Obviously I copied this from someone else, but to let you know, my answers would surprise you! If you reply to this I will honestly reply to it as well for you, you don't have to repost it. Loves, Dan 1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Favorite position (s)? 4. Do you think i'm hot? 5. Would you have sex with me? 6. lights on or off? 7. Would you have to be drunk? 8. Would you take a shower with me? 9. Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 10. Would you leave after or stay the night? 11. Do you like cuddling afterwards? 12. Condom or skin? 13. Do you give Oral pleasures? 14. Do you like to recieve Oral Pleasures? 15. Have sex on the first date? 16. Would you kiss me during sex? 17. Do you think I would be good in bed? 18. Three sum? 20. How many times would you like to cum? 21. Would you use me as a booty call? 21. Can I use you as a booty call? 22. Do you like fore play? 23
In A Heart
Happiness once, did prevail, Upon shadows in ones life, A key that was once found, now lost, A hope and dream once realized, going thru strife, A ray of light shines through, A friend is still there in many ways, His kind words help lift my soul, and gental embrace always saves the days, A true dream of realization, Of which whom has my heart, A dream that maby one day, Will lead us, to not be so far apart, I will be there if he should need me, Never, will i completely turn my back, For this man that has my heart, And is really worth all of that! Nuff said! Besos!!
Hottest Milf Contest Open
hey everyone come show your support. rate and comment this ladies. lets see whos the hottest milf . began on april 18 at 1am ends april 25 at 1am
Still Around
Have you ever really liked someone? Think things are real cool...then all of a sudden you become the invisible person. I'ts seriously like WTF is this shit??? lol. Makes me wat to scream at the top of my lungs and shake him and pull my hair out. None of these things i will do (hell i CAN'T do one of them) because i am not that retarded or immature. All i have ever asked of anyone is be honest and up front. Don't play games and don't lead me on. You want me fine be real, if not let me know. I am tired of getting hurt. I care. I have feelings. Take them into consideration for once because this is not all about you. Don't make promises you don't intend to keep. JUST BE FUCKING REAL PPL FFS!! Is that so hard????
For Anyone Wishing To Offer Condolences To The Victims At Virginia Tech
Virginia Tech expresses its shock and profound sorrow regarding the tragic campus shootings of April 16, 2007. To honor and remember the victims, Virginia Tech has created a website so those within the university community and around the world may share condolences, thoughts, and prayers.
Wha't Symbol Are You
You scored as Ankh. The Ankh is a representation of life. You are inspired by life, and all its splendor, and you feel you are empowered by your symbol.Ankh100%Skull88%Cross81%Biohazard75%Swastika56%What's your symbol?created with
I Make Me Laugh!!
I am getting giggles and more giggles now that every rate you get the name comes along with it. just af ew minutes ago my main pic get rated a 4 by some female. I laugh and then send her a shout out: "WOOO HOO A 4! YOU ROCK!" (Her name suggests that she is some type of rocker chic. So a few minutes go pass by and next thing you know I get another message: Such and Such rated you a 1! Even more hilarious in my mind. So I send her another shout out: "WOOO HOOOO a 1! YOU ARE THE BEST!" I am wondering if she knows about the new features?
it's amazing how one that is so outgoing at work can be so withdrawn and depressed at home or anywhere else. i have a group of people that i hang out with on breaks, talk to just about everyone, but when i clock out, i'm just....alone. none of the people i talk to at work have any connection to me outside of it. i have no real friends outside of work. i sit at home and play on my computer. then i watch tv. then i get bored and take a nap. why must it be like this? am i destined to live my life all alone, only having contact with real people at my place of work? by all the gods and goddesses, i wish for just one person to see me for who i am, and love me for it. that won't happen though. maybe this is my purgatory. to have tasted love, and to let it slip away to live the rest of my days a bitter, pathetic waste of human flesh.
Well Then
I'm sleepy
why is love so hard why cant life be so easy i know that life throws u rough times and yes sometimes you are happy in it but most of the time its fuckin hard u dont know what to do or what to say....U always thinkin that you might do somthin wrong and you will lose that speacial persion or they will hit you or u just die i,In mines i always get heart or i get beat but i know that there is always that speacial someone out there for everyone and u tyr your best not to fuck that up so that u dont lose that person like me i try and not lose that speacial persion in my life i mean lots of us lose people rather there baby's die or someone in the family dies or somethin well i just thought that i would talk and wright something down so i did
Happy Birthday Baby
Today is my son's 17th Birthday, he has grown so fast. I wish I could turn back the hands of time, so I would have my little boy again. Holding my hand and walking beside him so he would not fall. Now he is walking ahead, looking ahead, every now and then he looks back to see that I am still there. Always there with my hand out to catch him if he falls. Happy Birthday Baby. I love you.....
So many words of love spoken, only to find out they were lies... For you to say those words to my ears when you know they were going straight to my heart, was just so wrong.... Knowing all along you could never really be mine, and not telling me until i fell completely... My will to move forward is weak.... *But you wont see me crying now, i feel like im dying now.... You wont see my fall again when your around, to watch as my world crashes down..... You will leave long before you have the chance to see, just what you meant to me.....* ~Patrice~ *A.D.D.~Jeremy Kirby*
Dark of night two lost souls collide fusing and meshing in a volatile mix sighs of heaven being reached for on the journey to hell inescapable sweat running in rivlets the night is the shield to hide the embrace the quiver of flesh as it reaches release the small death occurs both have died in their lovers embrace The moon behind the clouds, hiding their faces, The passion is dark and over due... joyless leaving waiting for the next small death in their lovers arms. -ME
For The Ladies
A WOMAN`S PERFECT BREAKFAST: She`s sitting at the table with her gourmet coffee. Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box. Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week. Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl. And her husband is on the back of the milk carton............ PRICELESS
I Just Need To Vent
Missing You
Your touch, Your smile, Your warmth, Your style, Your love, Your voice, Your hope, Your choice, Your embrace, Your way, Your song, Our Day!! This goes out to : well,,, he knows who he is,,,, Besos!
A Fireman (joke)
/A FIREMAN came home from work one day and told his wife, "You know, we have a wonderful system at the fire station: BELL 1 rings and we all put on our jackets, BELL 2 rings and we all slide down the pole, BELL 3 rings and we're on the fire truck ready to go. // // //"From now on when I say BELL 1, I want you to strip naked. When I say BELL 2, I want you to jump in bed. And when I say BELL 3, we are going to make love all night." The next night he came home from work and yelled, "BELL 1!" The wife promptly took all her clothes off. // // //When he yelled "BELL 2!", the wife jumped into bed. When he yelled "BELL 3!", they began making love. After a few minutes the wife yelled "BELL 4!" "What the hell is BELL 4?" asked the husband? // // //"ROLL OUT MORE HOSE," she replied, "YOU'RE NOWHERE NEAR THE FIRE."// /
3rd Destination - Rome, Italy
OK, I'll leave France on Tuesday night, and take a 10 hour train ride to Rome. I resevered a spot on one of those sleeper cars so I won't have to have a room for that night. When I wake up, I should be in the Eternal City of Rome. I got three days here. Damn, where do I began? This is a place so rich in history and architecture, dating to before the Dark Ages. We're talking about arguably the center of the world for almost a thousand years. There are palaces built upon palaces... ruins that tell of a time of luxury and splendor that some say has never been rivaled. In keeping with my architecture adventure, I've got to see: THE COLOSSEUM, THE ROMAN FORUM, THE PANTHEON is a MUST, VATICAN CITY, the SISTINE CHAPEL, ST. PETER'S CATHEDRAL. Also, I'd like to see the TREVI FOUNTAIN. I'm not sure if my funds will allow it, but I really want to hop on a train and go down to the bay of Naples, take a hydrofoil or ferrie to the island of Capri, then visit one of the most beautiful sites
You are my world the air i breathe you are my world all that i see you are my world the wind that blows you are my world the blood that flows you are my world each time i wept you are my world Im glad I lept Love you forever and always ALJ
Cum Get Spanked
Happiness is forgeting pain
Eternity is a horrible idea, really when is it going to end?
In a few days I will be at Trillium. This is my first time there. I hope to buy some mead there. A couple of bottles which won't be drunk until i return. One will be given to a friend of mine. For now .... Sleep and then back to work. Another day...another day of work. Another ride home. Anyways... Off to bed and soon off to sleep.
Everything I Wanted To Say, But Couldn't Fit
First of all, thank you Maria for holding the contest to win a free blast. I want to thank all of my AWESOME Friends for putting their timeless efforts and hard work into helping me win this blast. You guys are truly AWESOME, and I couldn't have done it without you. I Love You All! I am Truly Blessed and so Thankful to the good Lord, for giving me the gift of meeting the most Genuine, Amazing, and Awesome people, from all walks of life here on CherryTap. I consider all of my Friends here like my own Brothers and Sisters, and I keep everyone in my thoughts and prayers every day, for the very best of wishes and brightest blessings that life can bring. I love meeting new people and making friends. Friends are like Angels. They love you, watch over you, defend your honor, send messages of love, hope, encouragment, and inspiration, they comfort you, brighten your day, make you laugh, cry tears of joy, are fun to hang out with, and are always there for you when you need them the most. C
Thats Jewish...
I RATED THIS PERSON A 10... AND I GOT THIS.... WTH!!! Error: 1,000 points deducted from your score, thanks for playing!
Read This! This Is For Those Who Are Being Hurtful Sh*ts..... Enough Is Enough!
Well everyone, as you all know, I had to come back early from Europe being the dollar took a dive against the euro and gosh i wished I was back, I have met here on cherry tap and at home alot of people who are mind f*cks and playing games , the Jeep is acting up and I found out my job was eliminated while I was gone. Shit I wish I can just stay in Europe with the friends I made and the family I have there. Anyways, I guess I wanted to say to those who care thank you for being a good friend and being real but for those who are playing games with me, just do me a favor and leave me alone. I am worn out and just don't have the enegry or the stamina for it anymore. I am feeling down thanks to you who are f8cking with me, thanks. I guess I was not welcomed home. Well you know what.... just let me know if you have no intentions of being friends I can take you out of my cellphone, off my yahoo list and out of my life. I want to just thank those who are genuine about being a real friend and
Letter From A Civilian Wife To A Military Wife
Dear Military Wife, I am an American woman that has no idea what is going on in the military other than what I hear on the news. I have never had to let go of someone so that they could go fight for people that they didn't know, people that sometimes do not appreciate or understand what they are fighting for. I have never had a sleepless night of worry because of a report that another bomb has exploded and I still haven't heard from my husband. I have never had to wait for months on end to hold the one that I loved so. I have never had to tell my children that daddy wasn't coming home tonight because he was so far away fighting for something that they aren't yet old enough to understand. I have never had to hold my head high and suppress the tears as I hear that it will be at least another six months of separation before my loved one gets to come home. I have never had to deal with a holiday away from the one that I thought I would share every day of my life with. And I have
What Kind Of Angel Am I
You scored as You are an innocent Angel. You are an Innocent Angel. You have done no one any wrong, and probably never will. Although you may be quite niave in the ways of the world, you shouldn't have to worry about that because you most likely will never leave your home in the clouds!You are an innocent Angel100%You are half Fallen/ half Light Angel!75%You are an Angel of Beauty75%Angel of Light75%You are an Angel of Pain19%What kind of Angel are you??(PICS)created with
I Found Them ! ! !
A lone vehicle driving down the road, a male and female inside. She looks at him while he drives, thinking lost and x-rated thoughts. With every smile and smirk he throws her way, she longs to just grab him and have her way…. But no, that wouldn’t be rite. Arriving at her home he walks her up and says ….. “ ya know, all this time and I’ve never seen the inside” with that she offers him a quiet tour. Everyone inside is asleep, she walks him through the spacious downstairs. Nest up the steps to her own little house, a short tour indeed, looking out the front window he mentions the view. With that she gets an idea, opens the window and says come on follow me, but no shoes… shhhh! While she climbs out the window he notices she is wearing a short black skirt, with thigh highs, and only thongs underneath, as his pants become increasingly tighter he climbs out after her with the vision of her bent over in his mind…… She walks out onto a massive roof they walk around to the patios roof
What Is My World View?
You scored as Idealist. Idealism centers around the belief that we are moving towards something greater. An odd mix of evolutionist and spiritualist, you see the divine within ourselves, waiting to emerge over time. Many religious traditions express how the divine spirit lost its identity, thus creating our world of turmoil, but in time it will find itself and all things will again become one.Idealist63%Fundamentalist56%Cultural Creative50%Existentialist44%Modernist38%Postmodernist31%Materialist0%Romanticist0%What is Your World View?created with
2nd Destination - Paris, France
OK, after a weekend in London, I get up Monday morning and catch a train to Paris. I will pass under the English Channel in the famed 'Chunnel'. Paris is going to be a blur, because I'm not staying long and there's so much rich architecture to check out. OK, my first priority is getting to the northern coast to check out MONT ST. MICHEL. Considered one of the marvels of the Western World, this fortified monsastary took 500 yrs to build. When you see it, you'll understand why. It was started around 1022 and worked on for practically the length of the dark ages or medieval times, being completed in 1521. Fucking amazing. I'm there! Anyways, I want to get to CHARTRES CATHEDRAL outside of Paris, because it has the distinction of being one of the most well preserved gothic style cathedrals in existence. It's scuptures and stained glass is all intact and original. Began in 1194, it like many of these ancient churches, has improvements done through out the years, but the massiv
I didn't write this, but I sure as hell agree! Religion (or Religiosity to give it its scientific name) is a powerful drug, which acts directly on the central nervous system to produce a range of characteristic symptoms, often of an antisocial or self- damaging nature. If administered chronically in childhood, religion can permanently modify the brain to produce adult disorders, including dangerous delusions, which have proved very hard to treat. The four doomed flights of 11th September were, in a very real sense, religiosity trips: all 19 of the hijackers were high on the drug at the time. Historically, religion intoxication was responsible for atrocities such as the Salem witch-hunts and the massacres of native South Americans by conquistadors. Religion fuelled most of the wars of the European middle ages and, in more recent times, the carnage that attended the partitioning of the Indian subcontinent and, on a smaller scale, Ireland. Religion addiction can drive previously san
How Virgo Are You
You are 80% VirgoHow Virgo Are You?
How Did It Happen
How is that when I created a profile back in Feb. some one hacked it. I think I checked my profile 4 times. I haven't checked it for about a month and some one hacked it. They wrote I was a rapist in it and that I fucked animals. What the F@ck is that. I would like to reverse that hack and write some shit about them.
The world not.... Know or see... What there is too me... Sit back and act... Like you got game... Tell yall the truth.. If you did... You'd be gettin some.. Instead... Yall sit in the dark... Hiding from your wives... Talkin smack... Fuck yall the BBE...Ehhh Is back... I play no games... I can read all you perv's... Mines.. Hate to tall yah.. But Kitten is mine... Assume what you will... Grab your Ky... And swallow this bitter pill... A statement I will make... Yall are nothing but... A bunch of fakes... Poser's... With only one thing on your minds... Take the hint... There is no line... For the last time... This kitten is mine... (c)BBE...Ehhh 2006 All rights reserved...
Im So Xcited
I just found out that Marilyn Manson has a new album coming out on June 5th called EAT ME, DRINK ME. I heard the first single and im so happy. Im so loving it.
What Kind Of Drug Am I
You scored as Cocaine. Be careful, this drug is very addicting, and you can build a tolerance quickly. Cocaine88%Inhalents75%Ecstacy69%Alcohol69%None!56%Mushrooms50%Marijuana44%What's your ideal drug?created with
Pussycat Regularly Takes The City Bus
Bus drivers have nicknamed a white cat Macavity after it has started using the No 331 several mornings a week. The feline, which has a purple collar, gets onto the busy Walsall to Wolverhampton bus at the same stop most mornings - he then jumps off at the next stop 400m down the road, near a fish and chip shop. The cat, nicknamed Macavity, has one blue eye and one green eye The cat was nicknamed Macavity after the mystery cat in T.S Elliot's poem. He gets on the bus in front of a row of 1950s semi-detached houses and jumps off at a row of shops down the road which include a fish and chip shop. Driver Bill Khunkhun, 49, who first saw the cat jumping from the bus in January, said: "It is really odd, the first time I saw the cat jumping off the bus with a group of passengers. I hadn't seen it get on which was a bit confusing. "The next day I pulled up on Churchill Road to let a couple of passengers on. As soon as I opened the doors the cat ran towards the bus, jumped on and
Dark Spider's Web
"Dark Spider's Web" is premiering on Saturday night at 7pm central (8 eastern) It has my interview and some other goodies. be sure to check it out..and spread the word!!! For we love and We love Dark Spider too!
A Gemini
The Sun moves toward trining Pluto early tomorrow and we can feel the harmonious alignment of our intentions with our deeply rooted emotional power. Our passions drive us to accomplish more than we normally can, but this isn't about running around and doing many things. It's about making something dramatic happen, but without the drama. Positive changes can improve our lives, yet the Moon in stubborn Taurus possibly frustrates the process.
Green Pictures
    Here is a picture that shows my earing pretty good. ( "well" is for the sheep )  and my eye too I guesse. pay no attention to the rest.of itAnd thes are of yesterday. It was a green sort of day..
Daft Punk- Digital Love
Last night I had a dream about you In this dream I'm dancing right beside you And it looked like everyone was having fun the kind of feeling I've waited so long Don't stop come a little closer As we jam the rythm gets stronger There's nothing wrong with just a little little fun We were dancing all night long The time is right to put my arms around you You're feeling right You wrap your arms around too But suddenly I feel the shining sun Before I knew it this dream was all gone Ooh I don't know what to do About this dream and you I wish this dream comes true Ooh I don't know what to do About this dream and you We'll make this dream come true Why don't you play the game ? Why don't you play the game ?
What Am I Holding On For?
I ask myself as I get more and more tired. What am I here for? What am I holding on for? What if anything do I want? When am I going to open my eyes? When am I going to see what is real? When am I going to see who is fake? Am I holding on to nothing? Am I here for your pleasure? Do I make your day better? Do I cross your mind, As you put your phone on it's charger? Am I here because I am scared? Am I here determined to make this work? Should I let you go? Should I give you more space? Should I be who I hate to be? Should I stop caring? Can I be a better me without you? Can I be who you want? Can I take your sarcasism first thing in the morning? Why is it so easy for other men? To tell me how good I look? To tell me I'm funny, to laugh at my jokes. With you it is hard, I fish for the compliment. Am I trying to hard? Am I giving in too much? Am I betraying myself? Am I betraying you? Could you really be this person I think you can be? Could we change
It Hurts So Bad
to feel this way .. to be sick and girly and all emo at the same time i fucking wish i felt better id kindof like to run ... from it all move and see new places ... ot really run just fix all thats fucked up here and go once everything is resolved ... i feel like once my back piece is done i can do that ...once my story is finished i can move on ... not that my story is ccomplet or ever will be but i dont know . i have so muh to say and so much to do and i want so many things and for starters i wish everyday could be halloween lol id be fucking happy as hell lol oooh pumpkin heeheh thats my next tattoo i want a jackolantern on my neck with vines and stuff it will be so kick ass heheh blahh i feel shittty tho im gonna eat fdinner and go to sleep peace outhahah love you guys ... i miss my friends
Monday's Tragedy (my Thoughts And Feelings On It)
Yesterday, a senseless tragedy occurred in Blacksburg, VA. 32 innocent people were all gunned down, while doing nothing more than attending class or, as in the case of the first two people killed, getting ready for their day. This was unthinkable. Thirty two innocents, taken from this world before they were ready for it. At least one of those was a friend of someone I know here on CT. Yesterday and today, as a station, we at Twisted acknowledged what had happened several times throughout our broadcasts. We must NEVER forget 4/16/07. RIP to the 32 innocents who died Monday...we will hold you in our hearts forever.
Around The World
What Type Of Drink Am I
You scored as midori. sweet and eaisly taken, you are midori. you love to have fun with your close friends and although you look pretty harmless, you can cause damage if you want to!midori92%champagne88%wine75%vodka71%daiquaries54%bourbon50%beer50%rum46%absinthe46%whiskey21%what alcoholic drink are you (pictures)created with
Downrating Of Photos
People who downrate things are bothersome but to get comments like this about a photo.. I said Ok thanks just cause I was cutious and this is what came about.. Why bother downrating a photo if it doesn't "appeal" to you move on don't downrate it cause it looks "Off the wall" does my default picture really look that off the wall? Someone please let me know. Cause this chick thinks it does... This was the conversation that ensued.. She gave me a friggin' 1... -shakes head- Didn't know I was so "Off the Wall" ->Andria: Just as immature as your off the wall comments. Andria: apparently immature but yeah like what u said whatever ->Andria: Like I said. Whatever. Andria: how old ru Andria: ur nails are a bit off the wall ->Andria: I'm not offended in the least. But to call it off the wall is rather.. bothering. Andria: sorry didnt realize rating pics was so offensive to u ->Andria: Off the wall? Right.. It's a picture of my face and a poster behind it. Nothing
I Have A Date. . . . . . With My Vibrator.
Yep, so it's just the two of us now. . . me and my pretty pink little (okay, not so little) vibrator. Always gets the job done, goes everywhere i want it to, always there when I need it vibrator. It will never leave me. It will never change its mind about how it feels about me. It will never lie to me. I control its every move. Wish I could say the same about other aspects of my life. Like perhaps, the life like vibrators we call men these days. Throughout my short lifetime thus far, those vibrators of the human variety seem to have disappointed again and again. Each time the excuses flow forth, always the same, like bitter ejaculate. No wonder I hate blow jobs. Yes, I am single once again, fallen victim to yet another "confused" man who "just doesn't know what he wants." Don't fear ya'll, the bitter and jaded Andrea you have all come to know and love is back. It is so hard to move on and face the world again, to put yourself in the place of starting over. Oh, how I hate the d
Front Royal, Va
I visited Front Royal with my Aunt and Grandma, being as that is where they are from. We went to the local museum and to Belle Boyds cottage. As we went through the tour of Belles cottage our guide told how Belle was a beautiful woman and used her looks to help her spy. Having a mental image of a really beautiful woman, when we got to a picture or Belle I was surprised. Of course I had to say outloud, "She looks kinda horsey to me!" A short while later, I had a wooden top in my hand from the gift shop, and was holding it tightly. While we stood in the hallway listening to the guide some more, the top shot out of my hand and straight across the room, without my arm ever moving. Calmly,the guide said, "Yes our Belle keeps it interesting around here." My advice is, if you visit Belle Boyds cottage......... Don't insult her!!
Perfect Man Or Perfect Woman
Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was, of course, perfect. One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple was driving their perfect car along a winding road, when they noticed someone at the side of the road in distress. Being the perfect couple, they stopped to help. There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys. Not wanting to disappoint any children on the eve of Christmas, the perfect couple loaded Santa and his toys into their vehicle. Soon they were driving along delivering the toys. Unfortunately, the driving conditions deteriorated and the perfect couple and Santa Claus had an accident. Only one of them survived the accident. Question: Who was the survivor? (Scroll down for the answer. Trust me, it's worth it)
Read This!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hello, Thanks goes out to those who rated my pictures so I can move up to the next level so I can add more of my pictures from Europe, as for the rest of you, come on I need your help.Please rate my pictures so I might advance my status and add more picture of Europe. I want to show you some great pictures I took. Thank you and talk to you soon! Pete
1st Destination - London, England
OK, looks like I'm in for a 10 hr flight to London, from Cali. Sounds like a long time, but that's a lot of water to cross. I will be in London from Friday afternoon to Monday morning. I planned it that way so I can check out London's notorious night life and clubs. Can anyone recommend the best club? I plan to check out the normal sites: Hyde Park, Buckingham Palace for the change of the guard, British Museum -I think the original Rosetta Stone is there, Tate Modern, Westminster Abbey, Shakespeare's Globe Theatre, maybe do a pub on the East End.
More, More, More......
Hello, Thanks goes out to those who rated my pictures so I can move up to the next level so I can add more of my pictures from Europe, as for the rest of you, come on I need your help.Please rate my pictures so I might advance my status and add more picture of Europe. I want to show you some great pictures I took. Thank you and talk to you soon! Pete
My Sexual Style
You scored as Exciting. You are exciting, people want to fuck your brains out and you know it. Whether it's in an airplane or on the back of the bus, sex with you is always exciting.Exciting75%Soft63%Wet56%Hot56%Shy50%Sweet44%Violent44%Awkward0%What is your sexual style?created with
Baby Jayden
Dildo Song.....fuckin Funny
They Had Gotten Me
You Are a Centaur In general, you are a very cautious and reserved person. However, you are also warm hearted, and you enjoy helping others in practical ways. You are a great teacher, and you are really good at helping people get their lives in order. You are very intuitive, and you go with your gut. You make good decisions easily. What Mythological Creature Are You?
What Mythyical Creature Am I
You scored as Angel. Angel: Angels are the guardians of all things, from the smallest ant to the tallest tree. They give inspiration, love, hope, and positive emotion. They live among humans without being seen. They are the good in all things, and if you feel alone, don't fear. They are always watching. Often times they merely stand by, whispering into the ears of those who feel lost. They would love nothing more then to reveal themselves, but in today's society, this would bring havoc and many unneeded questions. Give thanks to all things beautiful, for you are an Angel.Angel83%Faerie67%Mermaid50%Dragon42%WereWolf33%Demon0%What Mythological Creature are you? (Cool Pics!)created with
Sight Seeing
I have really enjoyed this past year. I have taken off and went sight seeing alot. I'll try to give you all some idea of fun things I have found to do. One was a trip to Burkittsville, Maryland. I didn't do looking for the Blair Witch, actually I had been to Harpers Ferry, Va. but I will make a seperate entry for it. I went to Burkittville to check out Gravity Hill or Ghost Hill, whatever you prefer to call it. You drive to the bottom of this hill, stop and put your car in neutral, take your foot off the break and you will roll back up the hill. I isn't a very steep hill, but it was very interesting. The locals will tell you that it is the ghosts of Civil War soldiers still pushing their cannons up the hill.
Please Leave Me!!
Please leave me!! date: 2007-04-17 20:13:46 Please leave me!! date: 2007-04-17 18:48:05 Pic comments i prefer them over ratings! I always return the favor!! Those not in my fam take advantage and comment my nsfw pix!!(Just me folder) Right now the settings are friends, next week its back to fam only!!!!!
Perfect Man Or Woman Joke
Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was, of course, perfect. One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple was driving their perfect car along a winding road, when they noticed someone at the side of the road in distress. Being the perfect couple, they stopped to help. There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys. Not wanting to disappoint any children on the eve of Christmas, the perfect couple loaded Santa and his toys into their vehicle. Soon they were driving along delivering the toys. Unfortunately, the driving conditions deteriorated and the perfect couple and Santa Claus had an accident. Only one of them survived the accident. Question: Who was the survivor? (Scroll down for the answer. Trust me, it's worth it)
I Didn't Die Today Too Ma!
I DIDN'T DIE TODAY TOO MA! I knew my heart as a shield and I went out to the streets I sat at the cafes I talked with the kids I got bored, I got sad I got together with my lover Doors were closed Curtains were covered Gun shots far away deep One of my face is turned to seperation One of my face to the life I didn't today too ma! I thought there was a gun at my neck When the wind wraps to the waist of a branch I got afraid, laughed, got angry to myself I didn't die today too ma! These strange feelings to me I don't know where do they come, where do they go... Pain leaks from my heart to my brain I didn't today too ma! *Not mine...
Black & White
Otsego Undead
One Flaw In Woman
Women have strengths that amaze men. They bear hardships and they carry burdens, but they hold happiness, love and joy. They smile when they want to scream. They sing when they want to cry. They cry when they are happy and laugh when they are nervous. They fight for what they believe in. They stand up to injustice. They don't take "no" for an answer when they believe there is a better solution. They go without so their family can have. They go to the doctor with a frightened friend. They love unconditionally. They cry when their children excel and cheer when their friends get awards. They are happy when they hear about a birth or a wedding. Their hearts break when a friend dies. They grieve at the loss of a family member, yet they are strong when they think there is no strength left. They know that a hug and a kiss can heal a broken heart. Women come in all shapes, sizes and colors. They'll drive, fly, walk, run or e-mail you to show
What Have I? V
Make it up to me with sex and violence. Use these lost words as a safety net. So we can pick up the pieces later. Even if you can't hear my pleas from here. May they never come back to haunt me. Can I do any harm with it? How can I when all I ever asked for was your happiness? Except it seems to require more than me clapping my hands and wishing for it. And it all seems so far away. Right now I have hope...but will I tomorrow? Tomorrow...everything will be fine, right?
NAUGHTY " Application just between you and me 1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Favorite position (s)? 4. Do you think i'm hot? 5. Would you have sex with me? 6. lights on or off? 7. Would you have to be drunk? 8. Would you take a shower with me? 9. Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 10. Would you leave after or stay the night? 11. Do you like cuddling afterwards? 12. Condom or skin? 13. Do you give Oral pleasures? 14. Do you like to recieve Oral Pleasures? 15. Have sex on the first date? 16. Would you kiss me during sex? 17. Do you think I would be good in bed? 18. Three sum? 20. How many times would you like to cum? 21. Would you use me as a booty call? 21. Can I use you as a booty call? 22. Do you like fore play? 23. What is fore play to you? 24. Can we take pictures of the act? 25. Will you post this so I can fill it out for you?
I'm The One
The Perfect Man Joke
The perfect man is gentle Never cruel or mean He has a beautiful smile And keeps his face so clean. The perfect man likes children And will raise them by your side He will be a good father As well as a good husband to his bride. The perfect man loves cooking Cleaning and vacuuming too He'll do anything in his power To convey his feelings of love on you. The perfect man is sweet Writing poetry from your name He's a best friend to your mother And kisses away your pain. He never has made you cry Or hurt you in any way Oh, fuck this stupid poem The perfect man is gay.
I Hate You
Good evening to y'all .. I hope everyone have good night tonight! my evening was not too bad. I am little lonely down here. It would be nice if I am cuddling with someone :) anyhoo i am going to crash and good night to y'all message me sometime :P
I'm With Stupid
Shadow Zone
One Flaw In Women
Women have strengths that amaze men. They bear hardships and they carry burdens, but they hold happiness, love and joy. They smile when they want to scream. They sing when they want to cry. They cry when they are happy and laugh when they are nervous. They fight for what they believe in. They stand up to injustice. They don't take "no" for an answer when they believe there is a better solution. They go without so their family can have. They go to the doctor with a frightened friend. They love unconditionally. They cry when their children excel and cheer when their friends get awards. They are happy when they hear about a birth or a wedding. Their hearts break when a friend dies. They grieve at the loss of a family member, yet they are strong when they think there is no strength left. They know that a hug and a kiss can heal a broken heart. Women come in all shapes, sizes and colors. They'll drive, fly, walk, run or e-mail you to show how much they care about y
This Is Not
Burn To Burn
I Am Leaving For A Few Months
I will not be on for a few months (personal reasons) but I will return with a happy smile seems somethings have come up I can't Ignore so I will not be on this weekend might be leaving Friday you all have a great Summer if I don't see you all..peace
We must choose love wisely and learn to love at the level of soul, For physical attraction is but an elemeny in the dance of divinity. The music of love comes from the light within each of our hearts. The action of love has no motive and every other action has. Humble spirits are free to love and to be who they are. They have no artificial standards to live up and to love. Love yourself first and everything else falls into line. You can explore the universe looking for someone who is worthy, Of your love and affection than you are yourself. And you will not find that person anywhere but in your heart itself.
Upcoming Trip
OK, so I'm going on this trip next month. Some of you already know, but for those who don't... I'm very excited to be going out of the country for the first time. I'm going on a European tour of 5 countries. I'll be in London, England for a few days, then off to Paris for a couple of days, which includes a day trip to Mont St. Michel. After Paris, my train leaves for Italy. While in Italy, I'll stay in Rome for a few days, then I'm off to Florence, then Venice. My next stop will be Germany. I'll be staying in Nuremberg for a couple of days then I'm off to Amsterdam in the Netherlands. I've been planning this trip according to the most impressive things that I've learned while in school over the years pursuing my bachelor's degree in Art History. That, and my passion for architecture has fueled my motivation for this trip for many years. Now, I am exactly a month away from realizing yet another dream/goal that I've set for myself. I would like to use this Blog medium as both
Push It
FEAR I am afraid ma, take me inside you I couldn't get used to, take me again I grew up ma, the houses grew up The shoes grew up. the roads grew up They want me to the army They tell me to make war They give me guns ma They tell me to kill They tell me to lie ma They tell me to get up They are eating my brain ma They are eating my brain Close the television ma They are lying to you too Don't give your vote ma Don't buy their game *It is not mine. I was just know that the writer is from a country outside the free world with a fundamentalist government and a racist army.
The Only
I Am A 5....what Are You?
Birth Test Let me know your number. Once you have discovered your Birth Number, re-post this bulletin with your birth number in the subject line. Have fun! Our Birth Date describes who we are, what we are good at and what our inborn abilities are. It also points to what we have to learn and the challenges we are facing. To figure out your Birth Number, add all the numbers in the Birth Date together, like in the following example, until there is only one digit. A Birth Number does not prevent you from being anything you want to be; it will just color your choice differently and give you a little insight. Example: June, 9 1972 6 + 9 + 1972 = 1987 1 + 9 + 8 + 7 = 25 2 + 5 = 7 Keep going until you end up with a single digit number. 7 is the Birth Number to read for the Birth Date in the example. #1 THE ORIGINATOR #2 THE PEACEMAKER #3 THE LIFE OF THE PARTY #4 THE CONSERVATIVE #5 THE NONCONFORMIST #6 THE ROMANTIC #7 THE INTELLECTUAL
Can U Do This?
Come join all the hottest cherries at Hydaway radio!!! Get your drink on and request music from the LIVE dj's!! THAT'S RIGHT WE DON'T PUT IT ON AUTO, SO GET YOUR ASSES IN HERE AND HAVE A GRAND OL' TIME!!! (CLICK THE BANNER IF YOU DARE!)
A Trip To Wal-mart
Trip to Walmart > >Mr. and Mrs. Thompson are retired, and Mrs. Thompson insists her >husband go with her to Walmart. He gets so bored with all the shopping >trips. He prefers to get in and get out, but Mrs. Thompson loves to >browse. One day Mrs. Thompson gets this letter from Walmart: > >Dear Mrs. Thompson, >Over the past six months, your husband has been causing quite a >commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and may ban >both of you from our stores. We have documented all incidents on our >video surveillance equipment. All complaints against Mr. Thompson are >listed below. > >Things Mr. Thompson has done while his spouse was shopping in Walmart: > >1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in >people's carts when they weren't looking. > >2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off >at >5-minute intervals. > >3. July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the >ladies rest rooms. > >4. J
What Kind Of Sexy Girl Are You?
You Are Sensual Sexy You exude a luxurious sensuality in your everyday life Turning heads everywhere you go, it's all about your sexy attitude. You're naturally hot - gorgeous in both sweats and stilettos. Your biggest problem is that your ultra sexy self sometimes scares men away. What Kind of Sexy Girl Are You?
Aight Ya'll
I hope all of you have a wonderful evening/morning depending on where you are! To all my great friends/fans....I enjoyed chatting with and meeting all of you! To all of you who have sent those wonderful ratingz and comments, from the bottom of my heart! Just a lot to post to everyone so I figured you would get it this way, without that annoying lil "YOU ARE FLOODING OUR SERVERS" thingy that tends to pop up! Once again many thanks! Merry Part and
What Mythological Creature Are You?
You Are a Centaur In general, you are a very cautious and reserved person. However, you are also warm hearted, and you enjoy helping others in practical ways. You are a great teacher, and you are really good at helping people get their lives in order. You are very intuitive, and you go with your gut. You make good decisions easily. What Mythological Creature Are You?
Im A 3
Birth Test Let me know your number. Once you have discovered your Birth Number, re-post this bulletin with your birth number in the subject line. Have fun! Our Birth Date describes who we are, what we are good at and what our inborn abilities are. It also points to what we have to learn and the challenges we are facing. To figure out your Birth Number, add all the numbers in the Birth Date together, like in the following example, until there is only one digit. A Birth Number does not prevent you from being anything you want to be; it will just color your choice differently and give you a little insight. Example: June, 9 1972 6 + 9 + 1972 = 1987 1 + 9 + 8 + 7 = 25 2 + 5 = 7 Keep going until you end up with a single digit number. 7 is the Birth Number to read for the Birth Date in the example. #1 THE ORIGINATOR #2 THE PEACEMAKER #3 THE LIFE OF THE PARTY #4 THE CONSERVATIVE #5 THE NONCONFORMIST #6 THE ROMANTIC #7 THE INTELLECTUAL
New Stuff
Well I have been going out quite frequently, be it w/ friends at clubs or bars or faire or just about anywhere. I am glad that I am moving forward in my life and liveing Happy and confident. I have been and still am turning into the person that i used to be and want to be. Strong, confident, outgoing, and not letting anything get in my way of what i want or want to do. I have reciently found out something interesting about myself. This past weekend at Skandal I brought my whips for my friends and I to play w/, well I took a great whipping by both of my whips by many beautiful girls. Well I have known that I was a sadist, when I get piercings or ink or other times when pain is inflicted I get aroused sometimes more than others. Well after the whippings this past weekend I was in such a euphoric and intense state that I was trembling out of control, it felt soooo good. One of the girls that whipped me also offered to put me in a photoshoot that they are doing suspension (which I so want
Vt My Heart Is With You
The tragedy that struck our nation just yesterday makes you pray for our young to be safe. Everyone knows someone that is in College at this point in time, this shows you that it could happen at anytime, anywhere. I know for me flashbacks to Columbine popped up when I saw the Students of VT huddeled together and consoling each other. I'm not asking you to sign your name or anything silly like that, cuz that does nothing for the cause. But I am asking you to Forward this message on and add your own words if you like. As a nation we are strong, we've learned this many times already. So spread the hope of a safer nation for the future. I don't want my kids to Fear going to school, ever.
Luckiest Bastard Ever.
I can't even get home, six blocks, from my little hometown bar.
Which Cartoon Character Are You?
Take the test. DON'T CHEAT! Everyone has a personality of a cartoon character. Have you ever asked yourself what cartoon character do you most resemble? A group of investigators got together and analyzed the personalities of well-known and modern cartoon characters. The information that was gathered was made into this test. Answer all the questions with what describes you best, add up all your points (which are next to the answer that you choose) at the end and look for your results. Put your character in the subject line and forward to your friends and back to the person that sent this to you. Very interesting to see "who" your friends are! Do not cheat by looking at the end of the e-mail before you are done. Then forward this to all your friends (and me) and change the subject of this message to what character is you. 1) Which one of the following describes the perfect date? (a) Candlelight dinner (4 pts.) (b) Fun/Theme park (2 pts.) (c) Painting in the p
Marital Bliss
WOMAN'S PERFECT BREAKFAST She's sitting at the table with her gourmet coffee. Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box. Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week. Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl. And her husband is on the back of the milk carton. WOMEN'S REVENGE "Cash, check or charge?" I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase. As she fumbled for her wallet I noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse. "So, do you always carry your TV remote?" I asked. "No," she replied, "but my husband refused to come shopping with me, and I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him legally." UNDERSTANDING WOMEN (A MAN'S PERSPECTIVE) I know I'm not going to understand women. I'll never understand how you can take boiling hot wax, pour it onto your upper thigh, rip the hair out by the root, and still be afraid of a spider. MARRIAGE SEMINAR While attending a Marriage Seminar dealing with commun
Women & Public Restrooms
Do you think Mothers still teach this to their daughters? My mother was a fanatic about public restrooms. When I was a little girl, she'd take me into the stall, show me how to wad up toilet paper and wipe the seat. Then she'd carefully lay strips of toilet paper to cover the seat. Finally, she'd instruct, "Never, NEVER sit on a public toilet seat. Then she'd demonstrate "The Stance," which consisted of balancing over the toilet in a sitting position without actually letting any of your flesh make contact with the toilet seat. That was a long time ago. Now, in my "mature" years, "The Stance" is excruciatingly difficult to maintain. When you have to visit a public bathroom, you usually find a line of women, so you smile politely and take your place. Once it's your turn, you check for feet under the stall doors. Every stall is occupied. Finally, a door opens and you dash in, nearly knocking down the woman leaving the stall. You get in to find the door won't latch. It doesn't m
Optical Illusion
Hope you all enjoy this optical is one of the best won't believe what you see at the end.
What Is Your Stripper Name?
Here is your dose of humor... A. Follow the instructions to find your new name. B. Once you have your new name, put it in the subject box and forward it to friends and family and co-workers. Don't forget to forward it back to the person who sent it to you, so they know you participated. 1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name: a = Fantasia b = Chesty c = Starr d = Diamond e = Montana f = Angel g = Sugar h = Mimi i = Lola j =Kitty k = Roxie l = Dallas m = Princess n = Heidi o = Bambi p = Bunny q = Brandy r = Sugar s = Candy t = Raquelle u = Sapphire v = Cinnamon w = Blaze x = Trixie y = Isis z = Jade 2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name: a = Leather b = Dream c = Sunny d = Deep e = Heaven f = Tight g = Shimmer h = Velvet i = Lusty j = Harley k = Passion l = Dazzle m = Dixon n = Spank o = Glitt
Ziploc Omelet (you'll Be Amazed)
(This works great !!! Good for when all your family is together. The best part is that no one has to wait for their special omelet !!!) Have guests write their name on a quart-size Ziploc freezer bag with permanent marker. Crack 2 eggs (large or extra-large) into the bag (not more than 2) shake to combine them. Put out a variety of ingredients such as: cheeses, ham, onion, green pepper, tomato, hash browns, salsa, etc. Each guest adds prepared ingredients of choice to their bag and shake. Make sure to get the air out of the bag and zip it up. Place the bags into rolling, boiling water for exactly 13 minutes. You can usually cook 6-8 omelets in a large pot. For more, make another pot of boiling water. Open the bags and the omelet will roll out easily. Be prepared for everyone to be amazed. Nice to serve with fresh fruit and coffee cake; everyone gets involved in the process and a great conversation piece. Imagine having these ready the night before,
Are You A Feminist?
You Are 88% Feminist You are a total feminist. This doesn't mean you're a man hater (in fact, you may be a man). You just think that men and women should be treated equally. It's a simple idea but somehow complicated for the world to put into action. Are You a Feminist?
This Is Beautiful....and You Will Cry
Sally jumped up as soon as she saw the surgeon come out of the operating room. She said: "How is my little boy? Is he going to be all right? When can I see him?" The surgeon said, "I'm sorry. We did all we could, but your boy didn't make it." Sally said, "Why do little children get cancer? Doesn't God care any more? Where were you, God, when my son needed you?" The surgeon asked , "Would you like some time alone with your son? One of the nurses will be out in a few minutes, before he's transported to the university." Sally asked the nurse to stay with her while she said good-bye to son. She ran her fingers lovingly through his thick red curly hair. "Would you like a lock of his hair?" the nurse asked Sally nodded yes. The nurse cut a lock of the boy's hair, put it in a plastic bag and handed it to Sally. The mother said, "It was Jimmy's idea to donate his body to the university for study. He said it might help somebody else. "I said no at first, but Jimmy said
Tell Me Who Should I Be...
to make you love me. tell me what does it mean to be alone. and it hurts me so bad to deny it. these feelings are out of control. do you know what it's like to want something so bad, then having to let it go? and it hurts me to know that this time in our lives will so soon be in the past. and we spend it pretending and playing it cool never knowing, never knowing, never knowing what we should have been. you've got me wondering if i'm good enough, pretty enough, giving enough, special enough... tell me who should i be to make you love me.
1000 Marbles
Hi Everyone! Hey, take 2-3 minutes and check this out..... you will like it!
Music For Veterans.......before You Go
I hope this opens up & works for everyone. It is worth it. The elderly parking lot attendant wasn't in a good mood. Neither was Sam Bierstock. It was around 1 a.m., and Bierstock, a Delray Beach, Fla., eye doctor, business consultant, corporate speaker and musician, was bone tired after appearing at an event. He pulled up in his car, and the parking attendant began to speak. "I took two bullets for this country and look what I'm doing," he said bitterly. At first, Bierstock didn't know what to say to the World War II veteran. But he rolled down his window and told the man, "Really, from the bottom of my heart, I want to thank you." Then the old soldier began to cry. "That really got to me," Bierstock says. Cut to today. Bierstock, 58, and John Melnick, 54, of Pompano Beach - a member of Bierstock's band, Dr. Sam and the Managed Care Band - have written a song inspired by that old soldier in the airport parking lot. The mournful "Before You
Im Short Hand For Morons
1.idk-i dont know,or i do know but am lying and covering up out loud-to really emphasize your finding something remotely funny or that what you said was so fucking retarded they rather not waste the time explaining how stupid you are to you 3.brb-be right back-am i pissing-eating-chatting with someone more fun?who knows,but the suspense is glorious 4.lmaorotffgkitn-laugh my ass of roll on the fucking floor getting kicked inthe nuts-ridiculous -yes,but so is the idea of literaly falling down over a joke-gimme a fucking break-really rolling?putz 5.btw-by the way-by the way,what you were talking about bored the shit out of me so im interjecting something i find amusing schmuck 6.12c-means ive got a cam,am usually antisocial,but will jerk off on command for anyone 7.loq-laugh out quiet-means yes its amusing,as muchas it was the first million times my ears were raped by it 8.huh-means hi ive got no attention span and am so crippled by stupidity tha
World Travels
Canada Okinawa Saudi Arabia Kuwait Ireland (airport) Spain (Rota) Greece (Rhodes, mainland) Israel Sicily Italy (Naples) Mallorca (Spanish Island) Tunisia
Team Hate
Divided Suspicion You corroded I turn it up Hate team Hate team hate Your hate is Your mission Take your motive I blow it up Your hatred Explosive eye I fight it I shut it down
After Reading THIS, you'll NEVER look at a banana in the same way again! Bananas Containing three natural sugars - sucrose, fructose and glucose combined with fiber, a banana gives an instant, sustained and substantial boost of energy. Research has proven that just two bananas provide enough energy for a strenuous 90-minute workout. No wonder the banana is the number one fruit with the world's leading athletes. But energy isn't the only way a banana can help us keep fit. It can also help overcome or prevent a substantial number of illnesses and conditions, making it a must to add to our daily diet. Depression: According to a recent survey undertaken by MIND amongst people suffering from depression, many felt much better after eating a banana. This is because bananas contain tryptophan, a type of protein that the body converts into serotonin, known to make you relax, improve your mood and generally make you feel happier. PMS: Forget the pills -- eat a banana. The
Freak out Don't you take the cop out Chain reactor touch down Take a drum and tie it down Grinder Pour it in and grind it Put it through the grater Use your hole to find it Turn around Freak out Drop out Goat Echo Low reverberation Step it up sharp intake Animal sensation Discord SHoot to hit brain melter Heavy turbine crackle Justify this shackle
How To Forgive
How To Forgive (WOW) >> >> One day a while back, a man, his heart heavy with grief, >> was walking in the woods. As he thought about his life >> this day, he knew many things were not right. He thought >> about those who had lied about him back when he had a job. >> >> His thoughts turned to those who had stolen his things and >> cheated him. >> >> He remembered family that had passed on. His mind turned >> to the illness he had that no one could cure. His very >> soul was filled with anger, resentment and frustration. >> >> Standing there this day, searching for answers he could >> not find, knowing all else had failed him, he knelt at the >> base of an old oak tree to seek the one he knew would >> always be there. And with tears in his eyes, he prayed: >> >> "Lord- You have done wonderful things for me in this life. >> You have told me to do many things for you, and I happily >> obeyed. Today, you have told me to forgive. I am sad, >> Lord,
Homemade Bath Salt Receipe
Bath Salt ½ gal. Epsom Salt 1 cup baking soda Few drops of food coloring Vanilla, almond or peppermint extract or your favorite perfume.. Place salts, baking soda, coloring, and scent into a bowl and mix well than place in a pretty jar with Ribbon USE ½ Cup per bath ALSO can be use as water softners. It is much less expensive if you are making several jars of bath salt ________________________________________________________________________ ½ cup Salt, ½ cup sugar or cornmeal ½ cup vegetable oil Mix all together and rub into skin. The graininess exfoliates the dead skin cells and the oil will soften the skin
Big Daddy's Princess
Ok you all i bet your wondering why I changed my name.It's simple I met a dom,who is totally sweet.I simply adore him.So,I changed my name to honour him. I like talking to him he makes me laugh and through him I will learn more about dom's.Something any one who knows me I have always liked and what not,besides he is into something I definatly want to know more about,I am his little princess and I am very proud of it!!!!!!!! Spoiled princess,lol,idk. But I am looking forward to see what will happen in the future but for sure now I am his princess and proud of it. I do want to more about the Daddy Dom and what it is like to be a sub to them. Well wish me luck Later
Electric Pulse
It's time to melt you down It's time to strap you in Your mind's about to be diminished I scream to get me off Air blast to pull you in You feel the atrophy Electric Electric pulse Nightmares to shut you down Static to keep you in Darkness what you don't see Atomic Shockwaves to set you off It's time to throw the switch It's time that you recieve Electric Electric pulse
Value A Woman
"A Woman" This is written in the Hebrew Talmud, the book where all of the sayings and preaching of Rabbis are conserved over time. It says: "Be very careful if you make a woman cry, because God counts her tears. The woman came out of a man's rib. Not from his feet to be walked on. Not from his head to be superior, but from the side to be equal. Under the arm to be protected, and next to the heart to be loved."
Im A 2 1/26/1955
Birth Test Let me know your number. Once you have discovered your Birth Number, re-post this bulletin with your birth number in the subject line. Have fun! Our Birth Date describes who we are, what we are good at and what our inborn abilities are. It also points to what we have to learn and the challenges we are facing. To figure out your Birth Number, add all the numbers in the Birth Date together, like in the following example, until there is only one digit. A Birth Number does not prevent you from being anything you want to be; it will just color your choice differently and give you a little insight. Example: June, 9 1972 6 + 9 + 1972 = 1987 1 + 9 + 8 + 7 = 25 2 + 5 = 7 Keep going until you end up with a single digit number. 7 is the Birth Number to read for the Birth Date in the example. #1 THE ORIGINATOR #2 THE PEACEMAKER #3 THE LIFE OF THE PARTY #4 THE CONSERVATIVE #5 THE NONCONFORMIST #6 THE ROMANTIC #7 THE INTELLECTUAL
Click the link below and then just type in your first name. It's SO cute. Just keep watching.
Shedding your skin It's falling to pieces Feeling within Body is cold Cold to the bone Bestial sin You're trying to keep it Feeling within Spirit is old Let me in It can never happen Biting me with a poisionous mouth A venomous shout Tear me apart Chewing the gristle Chewing it up Spitting me out Reptile
Household Helpers
How many of these did YOU know about? ================================== A sealed envelope - Put in the freezer for a few hours, then slide a Knife under the flap. The envelope can then be resealed. ======================================================= Use Empty toilet paper roll to store appliance cords. It keeps them Neat and you can write on the roll what appliance it belongs to. =========================================== For icy door steps in freezing temperatures: get warm water and put Dawn dish washing liquid in it. Pour it all over the steps. They won't Refreeze. =========================================== To remove old wax from a glass candle holder, put it in the freezer for a few hours. Then take the candle holder out and turn it upside down. The Wax will fall out. ================================================== Crayon marks on walls? This worked wonderfully! A damp rag, dipped
Cuts You Up
I make no apologies For the past I had to live Through it all to get Where I am Fuck it all If you don't like what I am Then don't you Look at me Who ever made You a god Who ever gave You the right To criticize Take another slice Cut out shut out run out Tear digital noise out It cuts you up Cuts you up It cuts you up I take no bullshit In the past I took it all Never again Shut it up Put it out If you can't handle this shit Then don't you Stick around What I became is stronger What I have made You cannot criticize New found eyes
Be Very Quiet
A father and son went hunting together for the first time. The father said: "Stay here and be very QUIET. I'll be across the field." A few minutes later the father heard a blood curdling scream and ran back to his son. "What's wrong?" the father asked. "I told you to be quiet." The boy, bless his heart, answered; "Look, I was quiet when the snake slithered across my feet. I was quiet when the bear breathed down my neck. I didn't move a muscle when the skunk climbed over my shoulder. I closed my eyes and held my breath when the wasp stung me. I didn't cough when I swallowed the gnat. I didn't cuss or scratch when the poison oak started itching. But when the two squirrels crawled up my pant legs and said, Should we eat them here or take them with us?' " Well, I guess I just panicked
$20.00 An Hour
A man came home from work late, tired and irritated to find his 5 year old son waiting for him at the door. "Daddy, may I ask you a question?" "Yeah, sure, what is it?" replied the man. "Daddy, how much money do you make in an hour?" "That's none of your business! What makes you ask such a thing?" the man said angrily. "I just want to know. Please tell me, how much money do you make in an hour?" pleaded the little boy. "If you must know, I make $20.00 an hour." "Oh," the little boy replied, head bowed down." Looking up, he asked, "Daddy, may I borrow $10.00, please?" The father was furious. "If the only reason you want to know how much money I make just so you can borrow some money to buy some silly toy or some other nonsense, then you march yourself straight to your room and go to bed. Think about why you're being so selfish. I work long, hard hours everyday and I don't have time for such childish games." The little boy quietly went to his room and shut the do
"Chroma-Matic" Winding it up Like a wound metal fuzz box Tuning it up Make your neck bend round Plugging it in To the primary noise box Making it raw Make your brain shut down Origin know To the few chroma-matic It shakes your eyes And it shocks you wide Tuning it down To the end note Feedback Fuzzback Head scratch Phase loop Heart attack Chroma-matic Origin know To the few chroma-matic It shakes your eyes And it shocks you wide Tuning it down To the end note Feedback Full stack Head crack Slam that Cadillac Chroma-matic
40 Ways
Drink all day Fuck all day Crush all day Grind away Starting wars Seething whores Closing doors Power chords Open wide Scratch your eye Bite the sky Fallen lie Noise all day Find a way Kill the daze Forty ways to hold you down Low all day High all day Disarray Pay to play Everyday Static ways Crystal days
Take it down with a steam hammer Pack it hard Lead shot in your mood shooter Choose your poison Have a drink with your painkiller Take us down Wreck a party like it don't matter Smash it up Dead guitar Broken beat maker If I could I'd trade it all for an automator Here it comes Oh, you do it again You do it again Destroyer Cosmo sucker Bad breath crier Bad timing robocrap You're a great liar Overdrive Deep dirt on your shit highway Black-eyed Fuzzy filter Hollow head wobble Take a trip Get a grip before you get in trouble And you wonder why you're called the destroyer-stroyer Stereo
Seven Dwarfs
The seven dwarfs go to the Vatican, and because they are THE seven dwarfs, they are ushered in to see the Pope. Dopey Leads the pack. "Dopey, my son," says the Pope, "what can I do for you?" Dopey asks, "Excuse me your Excellency, but are there any dwarf nuns in Rome?" The Pope wrinkles his brow at the odd question, thinks for a moment and answers, No, Dopey, there are no dwarf nuns in Rome." In the background a few of the dwarfs start giggling Dopey turns around and gives them a glare, silencing them. Dopey turns back "Your Worship, are there any dwarf nuns in all of Europe?" The Pope, puzzled now, again thinks for a moment and then answers, "No, Dopey, there are no dwarf nuns in Europe." This time, all of the other dwarfs burst into laughter. Once again, Dopey turns around and silences them, with an angry glare. Dopey turns back and says, "Mr. Pope! Are there ANY dwarf nuns anywhere in the world?"
Chemical Logic
Discover disaster Dismantled destroyer Disorted drum fire Aborted short wire Ch-Chainsaw k-killer It's over the shoulder Your sorrow tomorrow Behavior your savior Illogical choir We die young desire You slither you wither The terror your error Pig hammer the static The bats in the attack Chemical l-logic Chemical l-logic Freak out Head on I play the part Tomorrow You're gone I live on the limit Freak on the sonic Beat on the chronic Melt down some of this Chemical tonic Convulsion iridium Tactical repulsion Revision Break it down Crush down the pedal Rush on the metal Extract some of that Deafening noise blast Crank on the heavy Main switch dirt witch Chemical logic Chemical l-logic
Flour & Water
A woman goes to the doctor for her yearly physical. The nurse starts with certain basic items. "How much do you weigh?" she asks. "115," she says. The nurse puts her on the scale. It turns out her weight is 140. The nurse asks, "Your height?" "5 foot 8," she says. The nurse checks and sees that she only measures 5' 5". She then takes her blood pressure And tells the woman it is very high. "Of course it's high!" she screams, "When I came in here I was tall and slender! Now I'm short and fat!" Flour and Water How come when you mix water and flour together you get glue?.. and then you add eggs and sugar... and you get cake? Where did the glue go ? NEED AN ANSWER? You know darned well where it went! That's what makes the cake Stick to your BUTT
Abandon me A horror scene A time storm A pile up Exterminate it Calculate it Ricochet Smart bullet Get louder Get higher Get true to form Behemoth Verify Storm of the eye To detonate the fusion Get it? Wrecking Dragging Nagging Sagging Blocking Cocking Smocking Choking Get louder Get higher Get true to form Behemoth Intensity It's hard to see Diffusing the tune up
Usarmy~j Update 4/17
Got a letter from USArmy~J today. He is doing fine. As of 4/13 he hasn't started basic yet. They typically have a couple of days to get used to thier surroundings and to give the company a bumper in case one or more of the recuits gets stuck enroute by bad weather or such. It's pretty good idea seeing USArmy~J got stranded in DC for a few hours. He has met a few men is his unit and is starting to form bonds with them. A couple of them are driving him crazy. He is starting as an E4 which is a Specialist. Most newbies start at E1, Private First CLass. Some (mostly Eagle Scouts) start at E2 Private Second Class. So USArmy~J outranks all of them, but an E2 seems to think that he is running the show. Boy is he in for a surprise. But most of the guys are cool. Of course the Drill Intstuctors really run the show. USArmy~J compared them to Full Metal Jacket. He's nervous but excited at the same time. Well that's about all; it was a short note. He's going to try a write
No Submission
Shut out Cut out Bloodless Hopeless Hating as I fade Pulsate Pushing Head exploding Razor sharp the tongue is Put down Run out I could care less Throw down as I hate Feeding Needing Severed bleeding Pull it our exposing Take a beating Needle speeding Fall into a daze Defacation Detonation Tear the tongue apart and Terminate it Suffocate it Spitting in your face Accelerate Exterminate it Take it all in hand There's no submission No submission Blue turns to white
Thrash it bash it live to smash it Light the spark reach out and crash it Rip it stronger grind it longer Harder faster rabbit master Sleeping beast rest in peace Far too primal Rip the flesh taste of death Bite the gristle Killing game primitive inquisition Tear it up inside out Small incision Assimilate trust in hate Your obsession Celebrate assassinate Your religion Us and them hollow field Sensing fear Cannibal can't believe you're a person Cannibal Chop it up peel the skin Slow dissection Sick minds I'm blind to the reason Tune it up touch down Angel grinder Cannibal watch and prey on the victim Cannibal KIlling game Watch and prey on the victim Rabid beast Can't believe you're a cannibal
Two Way Mirror Test
Just a helpful hint to keep you on your toes!! How can you tell when you are in a room, restroom, motel etc. With a mirror or a 2-way glass? Here's how: I thought it was quite interesting! And I know in about 30 seconds you're going do what I did and find the nearest mirror.... Do you know how to determine if a mirror is 2-way or not? This is not to scare you, but to make you aware. A policewoman who travels all over the U.S. And gives seminars and techniques for businesswomen passed this on. When we visit toilets, bathrooms, hotel rooms, changing rooms, etc., how many of you know for sure that the seemingly ordinary mirror hanging on the wall is a real mirror, or actually a 2-way mirror (I.e., They can see you, but you can't see them)? There have been many cases of people installing 2-way mirrors in female changing rooms. It is very Difficult to positively identify the surface by just looking at it. So, how determine with any amount of certainty wh
Or Water Displacement #40 as it is known. The product began from a Search for a rust preventative solvent and degreaser to protect missile Parts. WD-40 was created in 1953 by three technicians at the San Diego Rocket Chemical Company. Its name comes from the project that was to find a "water displacement" compound. They were successful with the fortieth Formulation, thus WD 40. The Corvair Company bought it in bulk to protect Their atlas missile parts. The workers were so pleased with the product, they began smuggling (also known as "shrinkage" or "stealing") it out to use at home. The Executives decided there might be a consumer market for it and put it in Aerosol cans. The rest, as they say, is history. It is a carefully guarded recipe known only to four people. Only One of them is the "brew master." There are about 2.5 million gallons of The stuff manufactured each year. It gets its distinctive smell from a Fragrance that is added to the brew. Ken East (one of the orig
You Are My Sunshine
I wanted to share this with everyone. Hope it helps you all realize just how precious things in life really are and what it takes to keep them in your lives. You are My Sunshine, My only Sunshine" (Be prepared to get watery eyes!) Like any good mother, when Karen found out that another baby was on the way, she did what she could to help her 3-year-old son, Michael, prepare for a new sibling. They found out that the new baby was going be a girl, and day after day, night after night, Michael sang to his sister in mommy's tummy. He was building a bond of love with his little sister before he even met her. The pregnancy progressed normally for Karen, an active member of the Panther Creek United Methodist Church in Morristown, Tennessee. ! In time, the labor pains came. Soon it was every five minutes, every three, every minute. But serious complications arose during delivery and Karen found herself in hours of labor. Would a C-section be required? Finally, aft
My dirthouse Watch it happen from the box Mind wanders Dirty dirty word My dirthouse This is where it all comes down Look into my eye You feel my skin, its dirt Drive me wild Remember when you blew my mind? Cut through me Living in the dirt These dogs are curled up in a little ball These dogs are freezing their asses off Go, go , go Pick up the pieces I wanna call this my home Go, go, go Pick up the pieces I've got some pain of my own Open the box See whats inside You make the call Sick of it all again Tear me down Pushing on my every nerve Scares me I hope i don't get burnt Look closer Look into my dirty mind Feeling sick inside My blood has turned to fucking dirt
Pesky Mosquitoes
Pass this on to anyone who likes sitting out in the evening or when they're having a cook out. So you don't like those pesky mosquitoes, especially now that they have the potential to carry the West Nile Virus? Here's a tip that was given at a recent gardening forum. Put some water in a white dinner plate and add just a few drops of Lemon Fresh Joy dish detergent. Set the dish on your porch, patio, or other outdoor area. Not sure what attracts them, the lemon smell, the white plate, or what, but mosquitoes flock to it, and drop dead shortly after drinking the Lemon Fresh Joy/water mixture, and usually within about 10 feet of the plate. Check this out -- it works just super! May seem trivial, but it may help control mosquitoes around your home, especially in the South and elsewhere where the West Nile virus is reaching epidemic proportions in mosquitoes, birds, and humans.
I found a peice of What i want to find I got a taste of What's on the outside I feel it pounding I feel it bending I feel it breaking Breaking me inside I got Not yet Smash my Fucking fist (my frustration) My body, my mind, my soul, and my life So far, so near, so hard, so clear My body, my mind, my soul, and my life Too far to go, too high, too low Killing me inside Take a drink forget Chemical passion Drowning my defect I feel it pounding I feel it bending I feel it breaking All that is perfect I got Not yet Smash my Fucking fist (my frustration) My body, my mind, my soul, and my life So far, so near, so hard, so clear My body, my mind, my soul, and my life Too far to go, too high, too low Frustrated, frustrated...
Two Wolves
One evening an old Cherokee told his grandson about a battle that goes on inside people. He said, "My son, the battle is between two "wolves" inside us all. One is Evil. It is anger, envy, jealousy, sorrow, regret, greed, arrogance, self-pity, guilt, resentment, inferiority, lies, also pride, superiority, and ego. The other is Good. It is joy, peace, love, hope, serenity, humility, kindness, benevolence, empathy, generosity, truth, compassion and faith." The grandson thought about it for a minute and then asked his grandfather: "Which wolf wins?" The old Cherokee simply replied, "The one you feed."
Start A War
Sliding spinning Turn around Feel my heart pound Motor screaming Sliding down Got to turn it around Danger nowhere By myself I burn the thrill Claw my way out Right now Got to try to get out I'll start a war with it I'll start a war with it I'll start a war with this fucking emotion I'll start a war Against you You're one of them You call yourself A victim But you're at it again I've felt stranger Paradise You made me kill Now i'm far out Right now Got to try to get out I'll take it all Give me some more I'll take it all
Yea I guess it was a Spring fling. --to someone who knows who they are...
History Of The Middle Finger
Well,'s something I never knew before, and now that I know it, I feel compelled to send it on to my more intelligent friends in the hope that they, too, will feel edified. Isn't history more fun when you know something about it? Before the Battle of Agincourt in 1415, the French, anticipating victory over the English, proposed to cut off the middle finger of all captured English soldiers. Without the middle finger it would be impossible to draw the renowned English longbow and therefore they would be incapable of fighting in the future. This famous English longbow was made of the native English Yew tree, and the act of drawing the longbow was known as "plucking the yew" (or "pluck yew"). Much to the bewilderment of the French, the English won a major upset and began mocking the French by waving their middle fingers at the defeated French, saying, See, we can still pluck yew! Since 'pluck yew' is rather difficult to say, the difficult consonant cluster at the be
I'm The One
Living in the moment Forgotten and repeated No i cannot be that one No i cannot be beaten I'm the one I don't want you I don't need you With closed eyes i See right through you I was crawling Always falling You don't know what I have lived through No i am not a rich man No i am not a bitch I know you made one mistake This is my life You cannot take it I'm the one I don't want you I don't need you With closed eyes i See right through you I was crawling Always falling You don't know what I have lived through Automatic Termination Self-destructive Revolution Bring it down To the ground I'm unchained Not a slave I'm the one
I am leaving tomorrow morning to Kansas. Oh i can't wait...To get my sexy ass there lol I'll miss all you guys...all my friends and family... 14/88 Evilkitty88
Just A Mom!?!?!
This made me smile and thought I'd share it with everyone. I now know what to put as my occupation when I'm not doing other A woman, renewing her driver's license at the County Clerk's office was asked by the woman recorder to state her occupation. She hesitated, uncertain how to classify herself. "What I mean is," explained the recorder, "do you have a job or are you just a...?" "Of course I have a job," snapped the woman. "I'm a Mom." "We don't list 'Mom' as an occupation, "housewife covers it," said the recorder emphatically. I forgot all about her story until one day..I found myself in the same situation, this time at our own Town Hall. The Clerk was obviously a career woman, poised, efficient and possessed of a high sounding title like, "Official Interrogator" or "Town Registrar." "What is your occupation?" she probed. What made me say it? I do not know. The words simply popped out. *"I'm a Research Associate in the field of Child Development and
The Enemy
Confines me its all that i see Sickness keeps you following me Keep it inside, all that is sharp Hold it inside, all that is dark Tear I'll shut you up Down, down, down I'll destroy you Kill or be killed Down, down, down You've become the enemy Enemy I thank you for making me feel Make me feel like i want to kill you show me you're evil inside Now won't you just curl up and die Tear I'll shut you up Down, down, down I'll destroy you Kill or be killed Down, down, down You've become the enemy Enemy You make me You make me hate You make me You make me hate you
Brain Teasers
The answers are printed below, but don't you cheat. READY????? Here we go! 01. After the Lone Ranger saved the day and rode off into the sunset, the grateful citizens would ask, Who was that masked man? Invariably,someone would answer, I don't know, but he left this behind. What did he leave behind?___________ 02. When the Beatles first came to the U.S. in early 1964, we all watched them on The __________________ Show. 03. "Get your kicks, ___________________." 04. "The story you are about to see if true. The names have been changed___________________." 05. "In the jungle, the mighty jungle, ________________." 06. After the Twist, The Mashed Potato, and the Watusi, we "danced"under a stick that was lowered as low as we could go in a dance called the "_____________." 07. "N_E_S_T_L_E_S", Nestle's makes the very best_______________." 08. Satchmo was America's "Ambassador of Goodwill." Our parents shared this great jazz trumpet play
Places I Have Lived
Washington -Spokane -Ellensburg -Edmonds -Everett -Seattle -Index -Monroe -Issaquah -Federal Way -Auburn -Bellevue -West Seattle -Shoreline California -Daily City -San Francisco -Camp Pendelton Oklahoma -Ft Sill North Carolina -Camp Lejeune -Asheville Minnesota -St.Paul -Buffalo
What Does Your Name Mean?
Something fun to do. Spell your name out and see what each letter means. A-U have a nice ass B- Good all around person C- You're wild and crazy D- You have one of the best personalities ever F- People adore you E- damn good kisser G- You never let people tell you what to do. H- You have a very good personality and looks. I- You like it rough J- Everyone loves you. K- you're really silly L-live to have fun M- Success comes easily to you. N- You are absolutely beautiful O-you are one of the best in bed P- You are popular with all types of people. Q- You are a hypocrite. R- fukin sexy S- Easy to fall in love with. T- You're loyal to those you love. U- You really like to chill. V- You are not judgemental. W- You are very broad minded. X- You never let ppl tell u wat to do Y- One of the best bfs/gfs anyone could ask for Z- always ready
If You Get This A Dozen Times You Are Loved.
If you get this a dozen times you are loved . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .* . . . . . . . . . . .*. . . . . . . ** * . . . . .. . . . . .*** . . * . . ***** . . . . . . . . . . .** . . **. . . . .* . . . . . . . . . . ***.*. . *. . . . .* . . . . . . . . . .****. . . .** . . . ****** . . . . . . . . . ***** . . . .**.*. . . . . ** . . . . . . . . .*****. . . . . **. . . . . . *.** . . . . . . . .*****. . . . . .*. . . . . . * . . . . . . . .******. . . . .*. . . . . * . . . . . . . .******* . . .*. . . . .* . . . . . . . . .*********. . . . . * . . . . . . . . . .******* . *** *******. . . . . . . . .** .*******. . . . . . . . * . ******. . . . . . . . * * . .***. . *. . . . . . .** . . . . . . .*. . . . . * . . . . .****.*. . . .* . . . *******. .*. .* . . .*******. . . *. . . .*****. . . . * . . .**. . . . . .* . . .*. . . . . . **.* . . . . . . . . . ** . . . . . . . . .* . . . . . . . . .* . . . . . . . . .* . . . . . . . . * . . . . . . . . *
Hue Are You?
"Hue are you" Career Assessment Are you Gold, Blue, Orange, or Green? Find out by going to this link...
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I'm So Glad Its Over
ok so i had this job at sort rite and i was sorting parts at sumitomo... yeah... I absolutely hated it. The closer it got for me to go to work the more depressed i got. It was the weirdest thing. So it lasted three weeks. Its over and i feel like i've lost twenty pounds off my shoulders. I've never felt like that before. The job made me feel like i wasn't doing anything with my life and i think it even lowered my iq. oh well i guess the dyke shift supervisor won't have anything to stare at anymore. BOO HOO.
Who Knew????
1. To remove a bandage painlessly, saturate the bandage with vodka. The solvent dissolves adhesive. 2. To clean the caulking around bathtubs and showers, fill a trigger-spray bottle with vodka, spray the caulking, let set five minutes and wash clean. he alcohol in the vodka kills mold and mildew. 3. To clean your eyeglasses, simply wipe the lenses with a soft, clean cloth dampened with vodka. The alcohol in the vodka cleans the glass and kills germs. 4. Prolong the life of razors by filling a cup with vodka and letting your safety razor blade soak in the alcohol after shaving. The vodka disinfects the blade and prevents rusting. 5. Spray vodka on vomit stains, scrub with a brush, and then blot dry. 6. Using a cotton ball, apply vodka to your face as an astringent to cleanse the skin and tighten pores. 7. Add a jigger of vodka to a 12-ounce bottle of shampoo. The alcohol cleanses the scalp, removes toxins from hair, and stimulates the growth of healthy hair. 8. Fill
The Orgasm Game
These are some that others have come up with. See if you can name some more....HAVE FUN!! THE ORGASM GAME!!!! This is the orgasm game, take a movie name and switch out one of the words with ORGASM. 1. "Dude, Where's My Orgasm?" 2. "Nightmare on Orgasm Street" 3. "Coming to Orgasm" 4. "Indiana Jones and the Orgasm of DOOM!" 5. Lord of the Orgasm 6. Orgasm Returns!!! 7. 101 orgasms (101 dalmations) 8. When Orgasms attack (when mars attacks) 9. Pirates of the Orgasm 10. Harry Potter and the Sorcerers Orgasm. 11. The Orgasm Club 12. Sorority Orgasms (Sorority Boys) 13. Scary Orgasms 2 ( Scary Movie 2) 14. Save the last Orgasm (save the last dance) 15. Remember the Orgasms (Remember the Titans) 16. Friday Night orgasms (friday night lights) 17. When An Orgasm Calls (When A Stranger Calls) 18. The Master Of Orgasm (Master Of Disguise) 19. The Orgasm Reloaded (The Matrix Reloaded) 20. The Orgasm King (The Lion King) 21. The Lost Orgasm (the lost boys) 22. Quee
What Is Your Title?
Pick the first Letter of Your first Name A- Fabulous B- Gorgeous C- Pretty D- Popular E- Gangster F- Girly G- Dorky H- Sweet I- Retarded j- Emotional K- Beautiful L- Boyish M- Stinky N- Preppy O- Hot P- Gay Q- Punky R- Hot S- Red Neck T- Smelly U- Ugly V- Wonderful W- Geeky X- Mean Y- Under-appreciated Z- Over-appreciated Now the third letter in your name: A- midget B- rockstar C- alien D- Obsesser E- Farter F- Retard G- Queen H- coward I- Girl J- Goth K- Nerd L- Motherfarter M- Poo machine N- Alcoholic O- Geek P- Babe Q- Wimp R- Beauty queen S- Prince (ess) T- Texan U- Cry Baby V- Jackbutt W- Punk X- Scaredy-cat Y- cow Z- Chocoholic Now What Color Is the Shirt You Are Wearing: Red- Who plays air drums purple- Who watches c-span 24/7 Orange- Who Smells Like Butt Yellow- Who Wants To Bake Cookies Green- Who will do anything for Ice Cream Pink- Who everyone wants to be blue- Who goes to church everyday White- Who
Seven Days Make One Weak
I wrote this about 1 year ago. A tribute to prolly one of mah best friends.. Seven days have come n gone still my heart forever plays yer song While only seven days have passed Forever lost in mah mind you last When another seven days go n dies My cheeks will have felt seventy cries N so I whisper Don't let another day go by Just let this path collide Not another seven seconds come to a close in this silent place ima alone It's been seven years what I knew This route I traveled was never true n I bet not a seventh moment in time until you hear mah heart cry yer rhyme N so I say Its only seven days yet ima weak You are but the strenth I seek So if Seven months I abide You will always remember these times we Tried So I will never give up never watch you walk away Not ever be alone And its only Seven months to hear your heart be by mah side n so I wonder Will the next seven years be not a trial only lived that moment Its only in that moment I'll know to
A Letter From A Civilian Wife To A Mlitary Wife
Dear Military Wife, I am an American woman that has no idea what is going on in the military other than what I hear on the news. I have never had to let go of someone so that they could go fight for people that they didn't know, people that sometimes do not appreciate or understand what they are fighting for. I have never had a sleepless night of worry because of a report that another bomb has exploded and I still haven't heard from my husband. I have never had to wait for months on end to hold the one that I loved so. I have never had to tell my children that daddy wasn't coming home tonight because he was so far away fighting for something that they aren't yet old enough to understand. I have never had to hold my head high and suppress the tears as I hear that it will be at least another six months of separation before my loved one gets to come home. I have never had to deal with a holiday away from the one that I thought I would share every day of my life with. And I h
Mean Moms
Someday when my children are old enough to understand the logic that motivates a parent, I will tell them, as my Mean Mom told me: I loved you enough to ask where you were going, with whom, and what time you would be home. I loved you enough to be silent and let you discover that your new best friend was a creep. I loved you enough to stand over you for two hours while you cleaned your room, a job that should have taken 15 minutes. I loved you enough to let you see anger, disappointment, and tears in my eyes. Children must learn that their parents aren't perfect. I loved you enough to let you assume the responsibility for your actions even when the penalties were so harsh they almost broke my heart. But most of all, I loved you enough to say NO when I knew you would hate me for it. Those were the most difficult battles of all. I'm glad I won them, because in the end you won, too. And someday when your children are old enough to understand the logic that motivates parents, you w
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Dual Meanings
Words with two Meanings 1. THINGY (thing-ee) n. Female...... Any part under a car's hood. Male..... The strap fastener on a woman's bra. 2. VULNERABLE (vul-NE-Ra-bel) adj. Female.... Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another. Male.... Playing football without a cup. 3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-in-Kay-shon) n. Female... The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner. Male... Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys. 4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n. Female.... A desire to get married and raise a family. Male...... Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one. 5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n. Female.... A good movie, concert, play or book. Male...... Anything that can be done while drinking beer. 6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n. Female.... An embarrassing byproduct of indigestion. Male...... A source of entertainment, self-_expression, and male bonding. 7 . REMOTE CONTROL (RI-mo
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Test For Smart People
The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and will tell you whether you are qualified to be a professional. Scroll down for each answer. The questions are NOT that difficult. But don't scroll down UNTIL you have answered the question. 1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator? The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door. This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly complicated way. 2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator? Did you say, 'Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and close the refrigerator?' Wrong Answer. Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door. This tests your ability to think through the repercussions of your previous actions. 3. The Lion King is hosting an
Legalize Crack Now!!!!!
it seems tome wed save money and police manpower by legalizing,the way to do this is start govt crack facilities where the addicts check in,are given crack and ammenities,and arent allowed to leave without rehab.if they want to suck a rock pipe forever they can,but those who wish to quitcould doso and regain freedom-almost a voluntary jail.
Comments From Famous People
Sometimes, when I look at my children, I say to myself ~~"Lillian, you should have remained a virgin." -- Lillian Carter (mother of Jimmy Carter) I had a rose named after me and I was very flattered. But I was not pleased to read the description in the catalog: "No good in a bed, but fine against a wall." -- Eleanor Roosevelt Last week, I stated this woman was the ugliest woman I had ever seen. I have since been visited by her sister, and now wish to withdraw that statement. -- Mark Twain The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending; and to have the two as close together as possible. -- George Burns Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people only once a year. -- Victor Borge Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. -- Mark Twain By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you'll become happy; if you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. -- Socrates I was married by a judge. I should ha
I'm Grace Kelly....who Are You?
Ever wonder which movie star you are most like? Please do not read ahead and spoil it for yourself! A team of researchers met and analyzed the personalities of several movie stars. The information they gathered has been incorporated into this quiz. There are only 10 questions so it doesn't take very long. Number a piece of paper from 1 to 10, then answer each question with the choice that best describes you at this point in your life. Next, add up the points that correspond with your answers, then read below to see which Movie Star your points equal. Send this to all of your female friends (including person who sent it to you) with your "Movie Star name" in the subject line. Please don't ruin the fun by not responding! PLEASE don't look ahead or you will spoil the fun! 1. Which describes your perfect date? a) Candlelight dinner for two b) Amusement Park c) Rollerblading
Me? Really? Mmmmmmm!
You Are a Pegasus You are a perfectionist, with an eye for beauty. You know how to live a good life - and you rarely deviate from your good taste. While you aren't outgoing, you have excellent social skills. People both admire you - and feel very comfortable around you. What Mythological Creature Are You?
Usarmy~j Update 4/11
It's Wed 4/11 and I have received some text messages from USArmy~J. His plane took of from SU at 2:30 p.m. Around 6 p.m. I got another text. USArmy~J was stuck at Dullus Airport in D.C. because of the bad weather. Finally at 10 p.m. he arrived in Atlanta, GA. That was the last I heard. From here on out, it's snail mail only. I believe he has a short flight to Columbus, GA where Ft. Benning is. It's about a 2 hour drive by car, so I don't imagine the flight will be that long. As always, I will keep you updated the best I can; and if you have any messages let me know and I will pass them along.
Other Friends/military Friends
OTHER FRIENDS: Never ask for food MILITARY FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food. OTHER FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs. MILITARY FRIENDS: Call your parents mom and dad. OTHER FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong. MILITARY FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying, Damn...we fucked up...but that shit was fun!" OTHER FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. MILITARY FRIENDS: Cry with you. OTHER FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back. MILITARY FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget it's yours. OTHER FRIENDS: know a few things about you. MILITARY FRIENDS: Could write a book with direct quotes from you. OTHER FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is doing. MILITARY FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you. OTHER FRIENDS: Would knock on your door. MILITARY FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, "I'm home!" OTHER FRIENDS: Are for a while. MILITARY FRIENDS: Are for life. O
Your Name In Russian
This is great... go to the link below to try it out. Ignore all the crazy Russian on the site, just TYPE YOUR NAME IN THE TEXT BOX. then click to see what your name looks like in Russian...very impressive!
Bubba, a furniture dealer from Arkansas, decided to expand the line of furniture in his store, so he decided to go to Paris to see what he could find. After arriving in Paris he met with some manufacturers and selected a line that he thought would sell well back home in Arkansas. To celebrate the new acquisition, he decided to visit a small bistro and have a glass of wine. As he sat enjoying his wine, he noticed that the small place was quite crowded, and that the other chair at his table was the only vacant seat in the house. Before long, a very beautiful young Parisian girl came to his table, asked him something in French (which he did not understand), and motioned toward the chair. He invited her to sit down. He tried to speak to her in English, but she did not speak his language so, after a couple of minutes of trying to communicate with her, he took a napkin and drew a picture of a wine glass and showed it to her. She nodded, and he ordered a glass of wine
Thank you everyone viewing my blog it means alot to me... The tears are falling and the thoughts are fantastic.. My Heart needs healing... My heart may not heal right away but i do however wish i could have a little soothing.. Just be seeing my friends rating my blog helps... I know that this is not a way to actually cope.. but i need to say it even if i can't say it out loud... I used to write alot.. I think i stopped because no-one ever read what i wrote.. It was just words on a paper... I LOVE ALL OF YOU!!! Thank you!!!
1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX? (because they are plugged into a genius) 2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX? (they don't have enough time) 3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG? (they don't stop to ask directions) 4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS? (because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor lock) (You're laughing, aren't you?!?!) 5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS? (so they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties) 6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN? (you need a rough draft before you make a final copy) 7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN? (don't never happened) (C'mon guys, we laugh at your blonde jokes!) 8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH? (because a vibrator can't mow the lawn)
I Love Stephanie And Only Stephanie!
Two brooms were hanging in the closet and after a while they got to know each other so well, they decided to get married. One broom was, of course, the bride broom, the other the groom broom. The bride broom looked very beautiful in her white dress. The groom broom was handsome and suave in his tuxedo. The wedding was lovely. After the wedding, at the wedding dinner, the bride-broom leaned over and said to the groom-broom, "I think I am going to have a little whisk broom!!!" "IMPOSSIBLE !!" said the groom broom. Are you ready for this? Brace yourself. This is really going to hurt! "WE HAVEN'T EVEN SWEPT TOGETHER!" Oh for goodness sake... laugh, or at least groan. Life's too short not to enjoy........ even these silly little cute..... and clean jokes. Sounds to me like she's been "sweeping" around!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Have a Great Day!!!!
Federal Guidelines
Something for us Subs and Teachers to think about I Reacting to Federal guidelines, the State of Idaho, which has been highlighted as a role model for student testing by the Bush Administration's Dept. of Education, has redesigned and just released a new comprehensive test to be given to all students beginning in the spring of the 2006-2007 school year. In response to President Bush's Federal No Child Left Behind Act, students will have to pass it to be promoted to the next grade level. In the hopes that it will be uniformly adopted by all the states, it will be called the Federal Arithmetic and Reading Test or (FART). All students who cannot pass a FART in the second grade will be retested in grades 3, 4, and 5 until such a time as they are capable of achieving a FART score of 80%. If a student does not successfully FART by grade 5, that student shall be placed in a separate English program, the Special Mastery Elective for Learning Language (SMELL). If with
Second Opinion
The doctor said, "Joe, the good news is I can cure your headaches. The bad news is that it will require castration. You have a very rare condition which causes your testicles to press on your spine, and the pressure creates one heck of a headache The only way to relieve the pressure is to remove the testicles." Joe was shocked and depressed. He wondered if he had anything to live for. He had no choice but to go under the knife. When he left the hospital he was without a headache for the first time in 20 years, but he felt like he was missing an important part of himself. As he walked down the street, he realized that he did feel like a different person. Why not make a new beginning and live a new life. He saw a men's clothing store and thought, "That's what I need - a new suit!" He entered the shop and told the salesman, "I'd like a new suit." The elderly tailor eyed him briefly and said, "Let's see... size 44 long." Joe laughed, "That's right, how did you know?" "Be
Distinctions And Differences, Profiles And People, And The ....
I used to say I rate photos, not the people in them (or their appearance), profiles, not the people who put them up (or their opinions), of course the truth is always between these dichotomies ... now the alerts will have it that people are rating me a ( ) and not my profile, I see... (I won't go so far as to say that nothing is just language. But language is the ocean the fish of thought swim in...)
Boys and girls, you want to know how to live life? You live life by believing in your intuiton. No matter how you're raised or what you're told is right or wrong, it's up to YOU what you think it all means. People call that shooter yesterday some kid who randomly got up and shot a few kids because he was "just a nut." No, sir, he wasn't "just a nut." People don't do such things randomly, and if you care to digress, there's always a deeper meaning to everything, it's just human nature that people expediently dismiss it as "just a nut." Well, I never had faith in the human race to begin with, but sometimes, it's good to educate yourself because no one else can do it for you. No one gives a fuck about you and your mental problems. Being in a mental hospital, in the scheme of things, is just a blemish on your record, not a reason for sympathy or sorrow. This is why friends are important. If you're lucky enough to have a BEST friend, at that, whom you've spent most of your life with, exp
Drunk Driving Test
Too bad we can't do a test for stupid people...might eliminate a lot of problems lol A Louisiana State Trooper pulled a car over on US165 about 2 miles south of the Louisiana/Arkansas State line. When the Trooper asked the driver why he was speeding, the driver said he was a Magician and Juggler and was on his way to Monroe to do a show at the Shrine Circus. He didn't want to be late. The Trooper told the driver he was fascinated by juggling and asked if he driver would do a little juggling for him then he wouldn't give him a ticket. He told the Trooper he had sent his equipment ahead and didn't have anything to juggle. The Trooper said he had some flares in the trunk and asked if he could juggle them. The juggler said he could, so the Trooper got 3 flares, lit them and handed them to him. While the man was juggling, a car pulled in behind the patrol car, a drunken good old boy, from Arkansas, got out, watched the performance, then went over to the patrol
Gbugg The Asshole
Sexy & Romantic glitter graphics from Sexi Luv.comhellaguy4u@ CherryTAP this guy is a total ass , he got mad cause, i would not repost his bulletin i told him to make a new one an i would repost for him he talks to you when he wants help
So, my good friend USArmy~J has left for the Army. I dropped him off at the recuiters office in at 6 p.m. today (Tue 4/10). Tonight he is going to Syracuse to spent the night at the hotel tonight. On Wed he goes to the MEPS center were they will put him through a physical fitness test and weigh him in. If he passes then he gets on the plane to Ft. Benning GA. His basic runs 9 weeks then he goes straight to tech school for about 5 weeks, then he will most likely get 2 weeks leave before he gets shipped to language school. Nornally basic is 6 weeks followed by a short leave, but USArmy~J is in Special Forces; so his trainning is a little different. In fact he will be in trainning for up to 2 years. I couldn't be happier about that. I pray every night that this "war" in Iraq is over by then. I'm so proud of him (we all are); but I am also terrified. I know that he will be stateside for quite some time, and that he will be okay; but no matter how much I tell myself that
American Gladiator
Someone did a super job of putting this together...
Redneck Love Poem
How long will you break me how long will you hate me How long can you fake it before you break it *my heart that is* Right now I'm lost and your the cost I have to pay to stay It sucks not saying I love you I hate just playing and then you said we're through How heartless are you to tell me I'm special then you have no clue i wasn't that special to you I'm not your broken heart I'm not your new start I wont play that game I wont ever be the same So tell me I'm cute Tell me I'm Special but when you say we're through then thats when i'm done with you --For that special someone...
Lost Mind
A few days later I received three dozen pink and white roses. Each dozen had a card on it. The first one read: "You drive me crazy being away like this. I miss you and need to see you again before I lose my mind!" The second card read: "Don't forget about the love we shared." Finally, the third card read: "Meet me at our "place" for one more before you graduate. P.S. Tonight." Sexy & Romantic glitter graphics from Sexi Melanie and I both had finals during this week. It was Friday and neither of us had an exam. I told her that I probably wouldn't see her after I graduate any more. I was going to go away to college in Boston. She asked me to satisfy her one last time. Sparing no time at all she took her shirt off, and pulled off her panties. All that was left was a very well filled lace bra, her skirt, her lace trimmed stockings and high-heeled shoes. What a beautiful sight. Her long blond locks cascading over her shoulders. She told me to sit at the desk facing
Some Things To Make You Laugh A Little
A certain young man finally won a date with the blonde female of somewhat questionable morals that lived in his apartment complex. To prepare for his big date, the young man went up on to the roof of his apartment building in order to tan himself. Not wanting any tan lines to show, he sunbathed in the nude. Unfortunately, the young man fell asleep while on the roof, and managed to get a sunburn on his "tool of the trade". But the young man was determined not to miss his date, so he put some lotion on his manhood and wrapped it in gauze. The blonde showed up for the date at his apartment, and the young man treated her to a homecooked dinner, after which they went into the living room to watch a movie. During the movie, however, the young man's sunburn started acting up again. He asked to be excused, went into the kitchen, and poured a tall, cool glass of milk. He then placed his sunburned member in the milk and experienced immediate relief of his pain. The blonde, however, wond
14 Signs Of Liking Someone
Hot, Sexy, Brown-eyed Honey!!!!
People with blue eyes last the longest in relationships. They are kind, pretty or handsome & very good kissers. They always fall in love with their closest friends and never understand why, they are very funny and outgoing and don't care what people think or say. They are very satisfying and love to please. They can EXCEED your pleasure standards. they are the best lovers so get a blue eye girl.The best of all. If you repost this and you have blue eyes you will have the best kiss sometime in the next 4 days. -Green Eyes- Sex Addicts!!!People with green eyes have the most passion put into relationships, they have long lasting relationships. People with green eyes are also the horniest. They long for the touch of another.People with green eyes are very sexy and very attracted towards the opposite sex. You will meet the person you're going to spend the rest of your life with if you repost this- -Hazel eyes- People with hazel eyes are GORGEOUS SEXY and go all out all the ti
Playlist For The Week Of 4/10/07 - 4/17/07.
Autopsy - Torn From The Grave Burial - Enlightened With Pain Coroner - R.I.P. Death Angel - Frolic Through The Park Funerus - Festering Earth Grave - Hating Life Hallows Eve - Tales Of Terror Hypocrisy - Osculum Obscenum I - Between Two Worlds Kiss - Hotter Than Hell Massacre - From Beyond Motley Crue - Shout At The Devil Nocturnus - The Nocturnus Demos Nuclear Assault - Survive Obituary - Frozen In Time Opera IX - The Call Of The Wood Overkill - Feel The Fire Paths Of Possession - Promises In Blood Scatterbrain - Mundus Intellectualis Slayer - Hell Awaits Sinister - Bastard Saints EP Testament - Return To The Apocalyptic City EP Unholy - From The Shadows Vital Remains - Let Us Pray Voivod - Katorz W.A.S.P. - Inside The Electric Circus
Vicariously I-mumm
Girl's Night Out
Two women friends had gone out for a Girls Night Out, and had been decidedly over-enthusiastic on the cocktails. Incredibly drunk and walking home they suddenly realized they both needed to pee. They were very near a graveyard and one of them suggested they do their business behind a headstone or something. The first woman had nothing to wipe with so she took off her panties, used them and threw them away. Her friend however was wearing an expensive underwear set and didn't want to ruin hers, but was lucky enough to salvage a large ribbon from a wreath that was on a grave and proceeded to wipe herself with it. After finishing, they made their way home. The next day the first woman's husband phones the other husband and said, "These damn girls nights out have got to stop. My wife came home last night without her panties." "That's nothing," said the other. "Mine came back with a sympathy card stuck between the cheeks of her butt that said, 'From all of us at the Fire Station, Well nev
Naughty Horoscope...i'm An's Almost Totally
ARIES(March 21 -April 19) - lives for head massages. ANY part of their head: Lips, Eyelids, Eyes, Tongue, you name it! Aries also likes to fuck in public places during business hours. You need to be open minded with an Aries...If you don't feel like being duct taped to a wall and beaten with live ferrets: Tell Them. Be warned! IF you don't want to be kinky, don't be with an Aries. If you say 'No' too often to them you may lose them as a lover forever. Aries Idea of Heaven Is: Participating in live sex shows for money. Having their favorite human toy win first place in a pony boy/girl race. Fucking as an art form on display in a gallery. They secretly crave to be strippers or Annie Sprinkle. Aries LIVES to be jealous...they also like to coordinate other people fucking. Secretly desire to be fluffers. Aries owned a Violet Wand before it was popular. They are also Sadists. The best gift to give an Aries is designer colored nylon rope in their favorite color. They live to tease and to
Lmao...maybe I Need To Do This
A man and woman had been married for more than 60 years. They had shared everything. They had talked about everything. They had kept no secrets from each other except that the little old woman had a shoe box in the top of her closet that she had cautioned her husband never to open or ask her about. For all of these years, he had never thought about the box, but one day the little old woman got very sick and the doctor said she would not recover. In trying to sort out their affairs, the little old man took down the shoe box and took it to his wife's bedside. She agreed that it was time that he should know what was in the box. When he opened it, he found two crocheted dolls and a stack of money totaling $95,000. He asked her about the contents. "When we were to be married," she said, my grandmother told me the secret of a happy marriage was to never argue. She told me that if I ever got angry with you, I should just keep quiet and crochet a doll." The little old man was so mo
Lmffao...i Am Soooooooo Not Commenting
The bride tells her husband, "Honey, you know I'm a virgin and I don't know anything about sex. Can you explain it to me first?" "OK, Sweetheart. Putting it simply, we will call your private place 'the prison' and call my private thing 'the prisoner'. So what we do is: put the prisoner in the prison. And then they made love for the first time. Afterwards, the guy is lying face up on the bed, smiling with satisfaction. Nudging him, his bride giggles, "Honey the prisoner seems to have escaped." Turning on his side, he smiles. "Then we will have to re-imprison him." After the second time they spent, the guy reaches for his cigarettes but the girl, thoroughly enjoying the new experience of making love, gives him a suggestive smile, "Honey, the prisoner is out again!" The man rises to the occasion, but with the unsteady legs of a recently born foal. Afterwards, he lays back on the bed, totally exhausted. She nudges him and says, "Honey, the prisoner escaped

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