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So Over Your Silly Game.....
It's stupid bitches that want what you have. It's stupid bitches that send you things and are too much of a COWARD to make themselves known when they want to talk shit. It's stupid bitches that think they have something they dont. I have his ring and his heart,so I just wanted you to know that I am over your silly childish game of writting little notes and not having the balls to make yourself known. Your a child, and a silly jealous little girl with no life and nothing better to do with your time than sit on the computer and bother people.

Ill Be There
There are things you can control and things you cannot control. If you focus too heavily on those things you cannot control, It can lead to an overwhelming amount of frustration and anxiety. Choose instead to focus your thoughts and efforts on those things Upon which you can have a positive influence. There are plenty of those things, And by giving your energy to them you can quickly and significantly Improve the quality of your life. Stop worrying so much about what others are doing wrong. Instead, put your time and effort into discovering What you can do right, What you can do well, And in using your unique abilities to create excellence. Whenever you feel yourself getting anxious or frustrated By something that's beyond your control, Stop and take a fresh look around. There's something you can do, right then and there, That will make a positive difference in the world. The more you make use of the positive power That you have, the stronger t

Why?
So today my boss found out his bf (yes bf) has cancer and its sad cuz he was just cyring his eyes out to me and there was nothing I could do other than just be there for him.... So I just want you to know that if I am bitchy or crabby towards you please ignore me and forgive me tonight... Im just not in a great mood.... thanks all xoxoxo ThaShocka

Only In America
Saw this in a stash and had to put it in a blog. 1. Only in America......can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance. 2. Only in America......are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink. 3. Only in America......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front. 4. Only in America......do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke. 5. Only in America......do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters. 6. Only in America......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage. 7. Only in America......do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place. 8. Only in America......do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight. 9. Only in America......d

Men
Ok, so I have absolutely decided that I am going to live like my male friends for a while. I have had my heart broken to many times. Im gonna do my thing, go out and get a piece of ass once in a while (no attachments) and if so just ignore them. They seem pretty happy so I am gonna go for it. To all the men that have broke my heart, REALLY SUCKS TO BE U! even though the majority wont even see this lol to my friends, Love ya! XO

Im Tickled Pink!! Whoo Hooo
Sheila, your vibe is Tickled Pink You've got a sweet side that likes nothing better than to be tickled pink. That's why your charming vibe always rubs people just the right way. An affectionate soul like you is always thinking of others, and you find joy in being a generous and engaging part of your community. After all, you know it's much more rewarding to give than receive. This doesn't mean that you won't stand up for yourself when necessary. But you think things through before acting, and you tread lightly when you can. And there's no better way to make a bigger or more lasting impression on people than by leaving them tickled pink too.

I Quit!
If you have life responsibilities, then you qualify to read this. It is a new take on an oldie! I thought you might enjoy this. RESIGNATION I am hereby officially tendering my resignation as an adult. I have decided I would like to accept the responsibilities of an 8 year old again. I ant to go to McDonald’s and think that it’s a four star restaurant. I want to sail sticks across a fresh mud puddle and make a sidewalk with rocks. I want to think that M&Ms are better than money because you can eat them. I want to lie under a big oak tree and run a lemonade stand with my friends on a hot summer’s day. I want to return to a time when life was simple; When all you knew were colors, multiplication tables, and nursery rhymes, but that didn’t bother you, because you didn’t know what you didn’t know and you didn’t care. All you knew was to be happy because you were blissfully unaware of all the things that should make you worried or upset. I w

The Betrayal!
The Betrayal ... Don't hold back anymore Why do you pretend? Why do you try so hard? Why restrain? It's real easy my friend You've done this before Just use that dagger you always carry And drive it deep into my chest Stand beside me Hold my hand As I lay gasping on the floor Then plunge the blade yet again .... Its no longer surprising Then shed some tears And call up friends Tell them what went wrong Sure, they deserve to know But then again, so do I I've been left for dead once And you're allowing it again But I survived once And I'll survive again I'll just grow stronger Feeding off the pain I won't die, my friend And neither will my love I ain't living for myself I'm living for you, my friend and My heart may be beating inside me But it draws its life from you

Dumb Tricks
i used to fuck that bitch on the regular / had her blowing up my pager and cellular / if i felt like it i'd call her back / i mean i had it like that / a true player mac / so one day she got smart i guess / started taking advice from a bitch as friend / you should fine some else / abo he's a dog / now she's lost / somewhere in the fog / pussy's gone and that shit was the balm / back stabbin me was just dead wrong / captian save a ho used to be my boy / fuck you and her and all that noise / you cheated / you lied / said the pussy was mine / so i went on thinking everything was fine / meanwhile your fucking mr so and so / your just a bitch slut tramp aho / silly of me i didnt know / but now i see clearly you gotz to go / get your shit and your funk ass out the door / your just a bitch slut tramp aho / now back to the subject at hand / she used to love to suck dick / and stroke with her hand / this bitch was a pro with a phd / penis hand diploma / oh shit is that a real degree / i dont

My Lyric
my home my city / my city my home / the city of sharks is where i choice to0o rome / in every hood block and ghetto young mother fuckers known to0o pack heavy metal / where i grew up on the eastside they known to0o pack / the eastside mobb still got my back / 12th street home boys can second that / to0o my horseshoe gangstas accross the tracks / fuck the beef and the bad blood / enough of that / get up and team up when the sharks attack / we pledge alegance to0o a greatier flag / lets the bandanas hang and the kakys sag / and burn anything that aint a blue rag / i cant increase the peice when they promote these crips / just like you cant put an end to0o this gangster rap enough of that/ pull out the bats / pull out the bats / bust out the gats / bust out the gats / and let the bullets stack after you kill the rats / my home my city / my city my home / the city of sharks is where i choice to rome / one of the many hoods in northern cali in order to live you gotta pack a crome and u know

Immature People
Today must be the day for someone to piss me off. I hate when people talk shit to me, or about me. I'm too old for the high school bs that goes on around here. If you have something to say to me then come and say it to me. Don't stand across from me and cover you're mouth and stare at me while you are talking to someone else. I'm smart enough to know that you are running you're mouth about me. If you are going to talk shit about me grow a fucking set and come say it to my face!!!!!!!!

Old But Good-2004
as she rises up from the ashes to be born anew....the moon rises above her, the smoke billowing off the ocean, the early morning dense fog surrounds her, the gentle breeze in her hair, the nip of the wind on her skin, she hears a faint sound near her, she stops to stare, dark piercing eyes look at her in the shadows, she is scared at first but feels a sense of calm come over her entire body, in the mist of the darkness she feels a hand reach for hers, she holds out her fragile hand to feel the warmth, of the love of the mysterious stranger, the stranger that has come into her life to make her realize that this is the one, the one that she has searched for through all of the lies, through all of the downfalls in life, through all the heartache, it has lead her to this moment, this treasure in life, the one she can let go with and hold nothing back, for if she goes overboard, she always knows the stranger with the dark piercing eyes will always be there with the rope ready to pull her ba

Come On In
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Oh Boy!!!
I'm gonna be brave and open up my NSFW pics to people on my friends list for a few days. i know alot of people don't care to see that stuff and I respect that. But I an curious as to what type of responses if any I get. So...here I go!!!

Stuffffff
Stuff to Sell Category: Jobs, Work, Careers Linksys Brand Wireless - G Compact Wireless-G USB Adapter (The easy way to connect your desktop or notebook to a high-speed wireless network) Model Number: WUSB54GC -BP Connect your USB-equipped desktop or notebook computer to a wireless network at incredible speeds with the Linksys Compact Wireless-G USB Adapter. By incorporating USB 2.0 and Wireless-G the Adapter delivers data rates up to 54Mbps (5 times as fast as 802.11b), without the trouble of opening up the case of your desktop computer. To install, simply plug the Adapter into any available USB port. (It's compatible with both USB 1.1 and 2.0 ports, but 2.0 will yield the fastest speeds.) You can plug it directly into your PC, or use the included USB extension cord to put the Adapter anywhere you'd like, up to five feet away. It gets its power through the USB connection, so no power cord is necessary. The included Setup Wizard walks you through configuring th

Angel Family Members Plz Read!
Okay i want to start a chapter to the angel family as a bomb squad but i really need a good name if anyone knows one just leave it in my messages and i'll see which one is the best for the squad! Thanks Maria

Let's Say I Break Into Your House:
A woman wrote the best 'Letter to the Editor' in ages!! She cuts to the quick and explains things better than all the rubbish you hear on TV. Her letter said: Recently, large demonstrations have taken place across the country protesting the fact that parliament is finally addressing the issue of illegal immigration. Certain people are angry that the UK might actually want to protect its own borders, might make it harder to sneak into this country and, once here, make it harder (as an illegal immigrant) to stay indefinitely. Let me see if I correctly understand the thinking behind these protests. Let's say I break into your house. Then, when you discover me in your house, you insist that I leave. But I say, 'I've made all the beds and washed the dishes and done the laundry and swept the floors; I've done all the things you don't like to do. I'm hard-working and honest (except for when I broke into your house). According to the protesters, not only must you let me stay, you mus

Could Be Coincidence...
Could be coincidence... but then again... Many will recall that on July 8, 1947, witnesses claimed that an unidentified object with five aliens aboard crashed onto a sheep and cattle ranch just outside Roswell, New Mexico. This is a well-known incident that many say has long been covered up by the U.S. Air Force and the US government. However, what you may NOT know that in the month of March 1948, exactly nine months after that historic day, George W. Bush, Dick Cheney, Donald Rumsfield, Bill O'Reilly, Rush Limbaugh, Condolezza Rice, and Dan Quale were all born. See what happens when aliens breed with sheep. This piece of information may clear up a lot of things.

Lady Beware,,
Well ladies just thought that i would let u on a little bit of news from my experience that i had for this month and man did i learn my lesson....Well if u ever get some one that says he lives in the states but he is on business in africa(nigeria)or some other foreign land and that they got robbed and need help to get home and if u can send them money to help them get home and that u will get it back as soon as he gets home(don't do it),or if a man says that he can double your money if u send so much and than 2 or 3 wks wants more cause he has doubled your money and he wants to triple it and he keeps asking or even if it is a woman(don't do it)trust me i learned the hard way and never again..I am not saying that all men or women are like that but becareful ok...

When A Guy Calls You
WHEN A GUY CALLS YOU........... When a girl bumps into your arm while walking with you she wants you to hold her hand When she wants a hug she will just stand there When u break a girls heart she still feels it when you run into each other 3 years later When a girl is quiet, millions of things are running through her mind When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply When a girl looks at you with eyes full of questions, she is wondering how long you will be around When a girl answers, "I'm fine," after a few seconds, she is not at all fine When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are playing games When a girl lays her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be hers forever When a girl says she can't live without you, she has made up her mind that you are her future When a girl says, "I miss you," no one in this world can miss you more than that When a girl is mean to you after a break-up she wants you back, but shes scared she

Hmmmmmmm
Unnecessary distraction or totally necessary diversion? It's your call. Sometimes you need to give yourself a break in order to get back on the horse. Other times you need to keep plugging on. Which is it this time? My horoscope today...u tell me?

Part One
I'm thinking we'll meet somewhere public first, so you can see I'm not crazy and have no weapons on me ;) But I'm sure we'll have to leave very quickly because the tension of all of our conversations will be too much to handle...at least in public. But before we leave, I'll rub my hand on your leg...softly, caressing it gently...staring into your eyes to make sure you're feeling the same. Then we'll go back to your house (or mine) and I'll ask if I can get you anything, you nervously say no and that you're ok...but I know your mind is swimming with so many thoughts. I turn on the stereo, and we sit on the couch next to each other. And looking at you, I can tell I need (and want) to make the first move...so I do. I touch your face, gently, and pull you in to me to meet my lips. This may not be your first time kissing another woman, but it probably feels that way because of all the build up between us. Our lips meet, closed at first, but then I gently use my tongue to part your lips,

I Need Answers Damnit!
Last night as I sat with my coffee in a diner, a conversation broke out between the "guys" sitting at this horseshoe shaped counter that I later referred to as the "Redneck Roundtable". The drivel spewing out of these guys mouths was appalling! The Topic? Sex. I didnt participate in this conversation, I merely listened. I felt like Marlin Perkins on Mutual of Omahas Wild Kingdom. "And here we see the American Male in his natural habitat. Lets watch as my assitant Jim attempts to get a closer look...." I was floored at what these guys were babbling about! I mean is this just an extension of their teenage years where they ran their mouths about shit they had no clue about just to be talking *OR* could they possibly BELIEVE the bullshit they spewed? GUY 1: Hell I dont care... long as I get mine! She can get her own! GUY 2: No Shit! I could care less. GUY 3: Hell I have gotten to the point of just saying OOPS! Sorry! It just felt too good. Usually makes em feel better

Redheads- A History
This is an entire blog dedicated to redheads and educating everyone about us. For some of you, this will be interesting, while the rest of you probably couldn't care less. Enjoy! Facts about Redheads: Redheads "are deemed to be the emotional slaves of our coloring as no other group", writes redheaded Nicola Tyrer in the Daily Telegraph; short temper and sexual are attributed to them. In France, to be redheaded is thought to be a fate so dire that some women have formed a Proud to be Red association. Percentages of redheads in different countries range from single digits to a fraction of 1 per cent - a recent estimate for France is 0.03 per cent of people. (A 1977 estimate for North America is 4 per cent.) Redheads generally are more numerous in northern latitudes, but also turn up among Hungarians, Egyptians, Israelis and certain Nigerian tribes. "In Denmark it is an honor to have a redheaded child. In Corsica, if you pass one in the street you spit and turn around. In Pola

Like The Rose In The Garden......
Love is like a beautiful rose though it can hurt you and scar you badly, its one of the most beautiful things in the world. Much like a rose out in your garden love needs nurturing and care With out it, it will wither up and fade into the shadows Love does not last long when left to its self it can not thrive with out support It will die out, never to return Like the rose it needs a source A fuel, a helping hand don’t ignore it, and let it die © Biker REDS 2007

Hey To U All That R My Friends And Family
This is to u and if u r on my boyfriends friends list..dark prince ..i am sorry what u saw his pix was my f***in brother got on it and did all that of his pix left all the nude ones up..and they got flagged ..we r sorry..he did not get deleted and i am glad but i am sorry u all seen those ..that did not want to see it...my brother thought it was funny and ...it wasn't...so just to let u knopw it wasn't dark prince that did it k so do not look down on him for it...plzzzzz..now i fixed it his pix that is but he also deleted all his poems...grrrrrr i hate brothers sometimes......plzz do not delet him off your page cuz it wasn't his fault...ok thx for reading i hope u all can be reasonable on his case...ty and i hope u all have a great day... huggzz stacie i am glad he did not get deleted or my brother would of got a a** whoopin lol....he is still going to hear it tho....grrrrrrrrrr brotherz

Mobile Phones - In Case Of Accidents
Dear all, We all carry our mobile phones with hundreds of names/ numbers stored in its memory but yet nobody, other than ourselves, know which of these numbers belong to our near and dear ones? In case we are involved in an accident or had a heart attack and the people attending us get hold of our mobile phone but don't know which number to call to inform our family members. Yes, there are many numbers stored but which one is the contact person in case of an emergency? For this reason, we must have one or more telephone numbers stored under the name ICE (In case of Emergency) in our mobile phones. Recently, the concept of 'ICE' is catching up quickly. It is simple, an important method of contact during emergency situations. As cell phones are carried by majority of the population, just store the number of a contact person or person who should be contacted at during emergency as ICE' (meaning In Case of Emergency). The idea was thought up by a paramedic who found

I Almost Just Want It All To End.. If It Were All So Easy.
If you ever felt like you were in the dark? Like u just wanted to suffocate and not breath anymore and the only light in your life was your child and the only meaning in it was them? Maybe Im not the only one. I feel like the walls are caveing in on me. I want to give up. I just don't even know why i bother anymore? Everything in my life must be a lie because the more truth i try to find I feel like im falling. They say when Angels cry that is why it rains well it's been raining all my life. I really would like to know when it is going to stop raining. I have not seen a ounce of light in a long time. I want to all but end it all, but i have no other choice my son is the reason and l light in my life I keep trying to make my life better for. Everytime i turn around i feel like im dragged into one more scenario of drama or another bout of bullshit. I need to let it all go and be the maker of my own life and control my own life. Im 26 and i feel like a failure. I

This...is Justice ? By Rush Limbaug
Please read; because,whether you love him or loathe him, he truly nailed this one right on the head.... THIS...is JUSTICE ? by Rush Limbaug: I think the vast differences in compensation between victims of the September 11 casualty, and those who die serving our country in Uniform, are profound. No one is really talking about it either; because you just don't criticize anything having to do with September 11. Well, I can't let the numbers just pass by; because it says something really disturbing about the entitlement mentality of this country. If you lost a family member in the September 11 attack, you're going to get an average of $1,185,000. The range is a minimum guarantee of $250,000, all the way up to $4.7 million... However; if you are a surviving family member of an American soldier killed in action, the first check you get is a big $6,000 direct death benefit, half of which is taxable. Next, you get $1,750 for burial costs. If you are the surviving sp

Episode 42
The Time Is Now....... May 22, 2007 2:30am Our hero is suddenly woken up by a dream. A dream he had not had for years. He saw her again....his Chosen One. But again in previous dreams he knew in his heart who she was, but could not connect it with his mind. Maybe he has met her before. Maybe he just knows her because of his connection with the spiritual realm. Nonetheless, she's coming. And now Drake must be ready. And he is. All that he has to have done before she can come has be done. He had got over Shannon. He proved that if another woman like Shannon came into his path, he could stop her from destroying him. Jeanine was that person. He had finally connected with the daughter he deserted. He finally told the person who he still loves, Dana, how he feels. All those he has achieved. The final piece of the puzzle was the fusion of The Beast and Lord Tauru. The realization that he is the balance of all things. The balance between good and evil.

An Open Letter To Various People In My Life Past And Present.
To my boss's kids: We all know you're slackers. We don't care that your dad owns the store, you don't, and all we have to to is get him to kick your ass, so please, just listen to the people that know what they're talking about. My corona friend: Dude, seriously. You're cool and stuff, but don't break out that "deeper level" horse crap when you're moving soon. You're cute, though. I'd keep you if not for the whole moving thing. I could see something lasting with you. Damn the luck. The Mexicans at work: Stay the FUCK out of my warehouse. Don't come in there first and start asking me questions about prices. I don't know how much it costs, I know the nutritional breakdown, where it's at, and how to throw it. Also, please listen to me. I work there; I know what I'm talking about. I can feel you staring at my ass, you know, you're supposed to get in the truck with your friend like I told you guys to drive around, not follow me. And don't ask me my name and call me beau

Leading Causes Of Death In The Us
Leading Causes of Death in the US -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Leading causes of death in the United States - all ages, all races, both sexes The 10 leading causes of death accounted for about 79 percent of all deaths occurring in the United States in 2002. The top two causes, Diseases of heart (heart disease) and Malignant neoplasms (cancer), accounted for more than one-half (51.3 percent) of all deaths in 2002. The rank order remained unchanged from 2001. Top 10 Causes of Death - US Diseases of Heart 28.5% Malignant Neoplasms (cancer) 22.8% Cerebrovascular Diseases (stroke) 6.7% Chronic Lower Respiratory Diseases 5.1% Accidents 4.4% Motor Vehicle Traffic Accidents (41% of all accidents) Poisoning (16% of all accidents) Fall (15% of all accidents) Diabetes Mellitus 3.0% Influenza and Pneumonia 2.7% Alzheimer's Disease 2.4% Nephritis, Nephrotic Syndrome and Nephrosis (kidney diseases) 1.7% S

~had To Continue~
It was an honor to be attacked so directly, so viciously- that let Kiernan know she had wounded the beast, that the enemy feared her. She watched with a smirk as the vote was read, the faces of the Council of Thirteen arrogant with their triumph. "You retain your place in the Coven, but you are no longer member of the Council." Jordan Grimaldi, Council Leader could barely contain his satisfaction, green eyes flashing. Kiernan's grin merely broadened as she met Jordan's eyes. "You people might not like the fact, but I have been member of this Council for longer than any of you- including you Grimaldi." Jordan's eyes hardened and Kiernan could feel his anger coming off him in waves, which made her smile even bigger. "So, this only confirms my suspicions." Kiernan rose to leave, meeting each member's eyes one by one, before once again resting on Jordan's. "That you are all self-righteous, arrogant, ignorant fools who cannot accept it when you are called out on your stupidity!

Leading Causes Of Death - Young Adults
Leading Causes of Death - Young Adults -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Leading causes of death in the United States - young adults The top three causes, Unintentional injury (accidents), Assault (homicide) and Self inflicted injury (suicide), accounted for close to three quarter (61.58 percent) of all deaths among young adults (ages 25 through 29) in 2002. Note that automobile accident is the number one cause of death in this age group, accounting for about 20%. Top 20 Causes of Death - Young Adult (25 - 29) Rank Cause of Death Total Deaths No of Deaths Percent All Deaths 17959 17959 100.00% 1 Unintentional Injury 6122 34.09% * MV Traffic 3650 20.32% * Poisoning 1310 7.29% * Drowning 227 1.26% * Fall 130 0.72% * Fire/burn 113 0.63% * Other Spec., classifiable 94 0.52% * Suffocation 87 0.48% * Firearm 75 0.42% * Other Land Transport 70 0.39% * Other Transport 69 0.38% * Pe

Looking To Party This Weekend
this the last weekend i will be able to hangout be for im off for Operation Iraqi Freedom Deployment training. I will not be home for at least 1 year. my weekend so far consists of going to tilted kilt in Tempe, friday night after i finish my final. I plan to hang out all night. if anyone is up for it com and hang with me. also a bunch of my friends are going to go tubing down the salt on sunday!! opening weekend for them so its going to be a blast.

Leading Causes Of Death - College Age
Leading Causes of Death - College Age -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Leading causes of death in the United States - college age young adults The top three causes, Unintentional injury (accidents), Assault (homicide) and Self inflicted injury (suicide), accounted for close to three quarter (73.3 percent) of all deaths among college age young adults (ages 20 through 24) in 2002. Note that automobile accident is the number one cause of death in this age group, accounting for about 30%. Top 20 Causes of Death - Young Adult (20 - 24) Rank Cause of Death Total Deaths No of Deaths Percent All Deaths 19234 19234 100.00% 1 Unintentional Injury 8275 43.02% * MV Traffic 5712 29.70% * Poisoning 1193 6.20% * Drowning 309 1.61% * Fall 164 0.85% * Other Land Transport 113 0.59% * Fire/burn 110 0.57% * Firearm 103 0.54% * Other Spec., classifiable 102 0.53% * Suffocation 87 0.45% * Pedestri

Words Or Worms You Tell Me :-p
for i am wet, wet like rain, slipping down between my legs. i am on the verge of going insane with the mad rhythm you are making. you are fuckfuckfucking me like rage. like love, like hate, like pain, like greed, like a shout through my pussy, scalding me like a hot iron on my insides. throbbing like my pussy is burnt cooked through with the sopping wet savagery make love. wet, deep, fierce, take it from me, rough, and sweep me up against objects, hard, firm, to the wall, the floor, the table, the door are you starved, will you devour me? --------- i am a lady but i use this word in my head. yes i want you hard and fast and now. i want you in the bed on the floor. fuck me now. rip off my clothes, push me down, take me, love me, fuck me. in public i cover up. im a lady presenting only the best. no one knows the truth, only you. i have a wild imagination and a wanting body. i need you. from the depths of my insides i need you hard, fast and strong. i need to feel your hands all

Much Needed Time Out
WELL YA'LL I AM FOR TONIGHT TAKING A MUCH NEEDED TIME OUT FROM RUNNING THE BOMBSQUAD HOMEPAGE.IT IS IN THE VERY CAPABLE HANDS OF OUR SECURITY CHIEF WILDMAN55 AND HE CAN REACH ME PERSONALLY SHOULD THE NEED ARISE.I JUST NEED A BREAK AS I HAVE BEEN WORKING UPWARDS OF 12 HOUR'S A DAY TRYING TO GET IT ORGANIZED AND WATCHING MY EFFORT'S FALL FLAT.HOPEFULLY SOON MORE THAN FAMILY OFFICER'S AND THOSE CERTAIN FEW(I KNOW WHO YOU ARE)WILL START READING MY BLOGS,AS THEY ARE IMPORTANT TO THE BOMBSQUAD RUNNING SMOOTHLY.IF MY FAMILY WOULD FAITHFULLY READ THOSE BLOGS THE WAY FRIENDS DO WE MIGHT ACTUALLY BE ABLE TO CALL OURSELVES A BOMBSQUAD WITH PRIDE.AS YOU CAN TELL I AM FEELING PREETY DISAPPOINTED AT THIS MOMENT AND I GUESS IT HAS ALOT TO DO WITH THE FACT THAT FOR 1 CONTEST WE GOTTA TAKE ON THE CONFEDERATES AND MAFIA BOTH AND I SEEING WE GONNA LOOK LIKE FOOLS FOR ALL THE SUPPORT THAT IS HAPPENING.I WILL BE TALKING TO HITMAN6 THIS EVENING AND SEEING ABOUT ABOLOSHING THE BOMBSQUAD CAUSE IT CANNOT SURVI

To All The Exs In The World
dont worry your thoughts dont clearly matter. they are just desperate neurons fucking each other. your name is irrelevant. just a sketch of who someone who i thought you might be. the moon is capricious to count. just let them come and go. try to remember real eyes, real lies. they arent what you think. afterall these words have entered your brain like innocent parasites feeding on your dreams.

Black Rain
The black rain is falling. Contaminating the ground. The human race is dying. The dead are scattered around. What is the price of a bullet? Another hole in the head. A flat right over a coffin. Another soldier is dead. How many victims have fallen? How many more have to die? People dying in masses. Ain't gonna get any by. We've got our marching orders, Defenders of the homeland, Our pride. We've crossed through many borders. In-between suicides. War, killing sons and daughters, Another failed attack there is no turning back. Blood, running down my water. 'Cause people gotta wait, Until the judgment get it down. Politicians confuse me. I watch the body count rise. Why are the children all marching, Into the desert to die? Thing is my psyche is twisted, The madness rising again. Another aim by a bully. I watch them dying in vain. We've got our marching orders, Defenders of the homeland; our pride. We've crossed through many borders. In-betw

This Woman
A woman’s heart is like hand-sculptured lace Delicate and beautiful to behold Continually evolving weave Designed by the stroke of his hand It is soft and yielding to touch Yet firm enough to hold him gently Open, so ribbons of love flow freely A woman’s soul is like a book of wisdom As you trace the words with your finger tips You will read of her desire to give freely Even when her own needs will not be met Understand her yearning to nurture and please Of the sensual passionate woman within A Journal bound in Lace, The one who weaves her masterpiece Holds the threads of her future Though she may stand tall with Angels Show strength through adversity Cry tears of compassion and pain The imprints she leaves on her journey Are created by the patterns of her lace

Things In Life.. That Bite..
Well.. well. HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED THAT WHEN YOU THINK YOU HAVE THINGS RIGHT WERE YOU WANT THEM SHIT.. JUST FALLS APART REALLY.. I MEAN.. OK TAKE THIS RIGHT NOW I HAVE EVERYTHING IN MY LIFE THAT I NEED.. AND THINGS ARE GOING GREAT.. AND THEN MAYBE JUST BY A PHONE CALL OR MAYBE BY THE SLIGHTEST MOMENT THINGS IN YOUR LIFE CHANGE.. JUST LIKE THAT.. OK THIS IS WERE I GO... ALONG LONG TIME AGO.. I WAS WITH THIS MAN AND THINGS WERE GREAT BLAH BLAH BLAH.. AND TODAY.. THIS MAN JUST CALLED ME OUT OF THE BLUE I HAVE NOT TALKED TO HIM SENSE THEN.. I HAVE CALLED A FEW TIMES, LEFT SOME MESSAGES AND TRIED TO GET A HOLD OF HIM.. BUT WHY TODAY DID HE CALL.. WHY ALL OF A SUDDEN.. HE WANTS TO TALK TO ME... AS IF NOTHING HAS HAPPEN... WELL HE FUCKED UP YES HE DID BECAUSE TODAY WHEN HE CALLED.. I DID NOT ANSWER THE PHONE.. I DID NOTHING DID NOT THINK ABOUT HE WANTED... GAVE MY PHONE TO A WORK EMPLOYEE THAT LISTENED TO THE MESSAGE AND DELETED.. IT I DID NOT WANT TO KNOW WHAT IT SAID I DON'T CARE TO KNOW.

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I am the voices in your head, The enchanting spirit, Singing songs of the Dead. No longer can your soul be saved, I am now consumed by infernal rage. I will deny your dreams, and prevent your wishes, Throwing you into a silent seclusion, Entrapping your heart and mind with my romantic illusions. So let it be done, You heard my song, And heard it well.... You are forever under my endless spell. Never again will your Soul arise, My lips inflicted the curse of demise.... I am a Siren, You've fallen victim to my Deadly song.....

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I awake to the Knowledge, My Life is a Dark Bleak Existance. Anger and pain crawl through my body endlessly, relentlessly. I walk through these lonely streets, Staring up at the star-studded Night. My existance is cold, The Blood flowing through my veins, Like Icewater Acid that burns, it is so Cold.... Blood that was once Crimson, Warm, Sweet... Tempting to all, is now to be frozen in Time. Awaiting for a call, A voice of an Angel my Saviour.. Whispering to the playful wind of his coming... Once again I am caught up in this Dream, but in reality the Nights are Always restless, Always filled with Tears of Saddness....And Heartbreak. I am so reluctant to Drown in an Ocean of Tears.... My Tears..... Denominando Eterno.....

Things In My World
I would like to take this chance to point out how wonderful my guy is and how much I love him. No matter what is going on I know that I've got his warm hugs and friendly face to go home to. He stands by me through the good the bad and the ugly. Without you I'm just another girl. With you we are a family and we have a place where we belong. So baby, when you read this. Thank you for being you, for loving me and for helping me be a stronger person. Thank you for stepping into shoes that you didnt have to and being the daddy Skye loves so much. Thank you for everything you are and do.

Ugh. Boys.
So, my best friend Julia claims to be in love with this kid named Chad. And this boy uses her for sex and rides to wherever he needs to go. And she just lets him do it. And I don't understand why, even though I know they've been through alot. And I haven't been very supportive of her, but she's really fucking up. Not to say that I never fuck up, because I do, but that's beyond the point. I just don't know what she see's in him. He's worthless. Has no job, no money, no car. Get's thrown in jail alot and people have to bail him out. He fucks girls behind Julia's back, but she's so blind to that fact, that she refuses to believe it even though she accuses him of it. I just think she likes to hear him say that he isn't fucking other girls. It makes her feel more secure. But it's so not true. Gah. Guys these days. What happened to all the good ones?

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My heart burns countless flames afire, All's left now is memories , you my one desire. One beat of a heart, or a bird soaring free, Alone without you, Tis like an empty sea. Emotions surround me like chaos amass, My heart feels as if tis broken, endless shards of glass. I hid my feelings behind unshed tears, I hid my voice for so many years.... I am in sorrow and in longing for you.... I sit here in darkness..... Awaiting you....

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When Evening Falls, And Daylight starts to Fade. My Passion awakens the Soul, Dreaming his hands upon my body he once laid.... Forever Searching, Never Right. Lost within Deep Dark Desires, In Oceans of the Night. Hoping I can find Memories, Lost in Time Long Ago.. Dreaming of his Love, Finally becoming Whole. When I awake from this Dream, Will I go on believing... That this Dream can be Real, Or am I Lost in this Feeling? An Endless Storm, Breaths Life into Me. Such Emotions Twirling, Can I ever be Free? While the Tempest Loudly Roars, I Hear the Truth I Live... As the Darkness Closes Around me, Songs of the Night I freely Give....

Poems I Wrote Of Real Things That I Tried To Show The Humor Of Life
Mighty Gobie at the Pole It was extremely windy and quite cold upon that day But we decided to go fishing and we gathered anyway They had already begun, before I got there all was fine they had picked out their spots, and had casted out their line The old pro of the group had let me bait my hook I picked a spot and casted hard, no one gave a look The cold was cutting deep and I was grateful for the dog she blocked the wind so well and her warmth I wanted just to hog Suddenly there came a shout of fish on ! that's how it did begin The mammoth man called Tiny stood up and reeled his line in he showed it there for all the world to see a perch he did display And to our amazement it was legal but he would have kept it anyway Still the old pro had caught nothing and neither so had I we waited all on mighty Queen Gobie to give it her best try She moved to a new spot and determination she did show We would not get the best of her she surely let us know then su

Think I Am Better Now - Hope So
*This is a blog that I have decided to post on both Cherry Tap and Myspace, just for the simple fact that more people may understand what I am thinking about the past few days and see why I have not quite been myself* How do you lose something that you never had? You can’t can you? You can lose the hope and the dream of it, but you can’t lose the actual thing. So, why I am letting myself be upset over something that I never had? Because I was stupid and let myself hope that I may have found something to make me happy for once - then in an instant that was gone. I know I once wrote that hope is too hard to let die quick, but there comes a point in life when it is time to just say that is enough and I just can’t hope anymore . . . I just can’t put myself through that any more. I knew this before I did, that is why I am perceived as such a cold and unfeeling person - but those who know me know that is not true. I’m not cold and unfeeling, emotionless perhaps but not unfeeling.

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To Show Or Not To Show, That Is The Question
Should a woman be able to show her bare chest, or should it be called indecent exposure? Hmmmmm..... That's an interesting question. First of all, I would like to say what is wrong with letting women show their tits? Afterall, humans are animals too. If a woman wants to show off her bare chest, I say why not. It is no different seeing tits on other animals. We don't make them cover us their nipples. I have been to parts of Europe where it is acceptable for a woman to show her bare chest. What's the big deal? Some women have absolutely gorgeous tits. It's not degrading women by having them show their tits at their own free will. It's their body, and their choice. This brings me to my big pet peeve. If a mother wants to breastfeed her child, let her do it!!!!! If she needs to do it in public, leave her alone!!!!! I see no difference between a woman breastfeeding her child and any mammal nursing its young. It's the same thing. Can someone please tell me why it's ac

The Darkness
In the dark of night not a single light I am afraid to get up acting like a scared lil pup I feel something I just can't place not knowing cause it won't show its face I shiver and shake this is no dream, I am wide awake I scream who are you, what do you want but this mysterious creature is on the hunt it steals my pride, my sense of joy it plays with me like a toy I clear my mind, try to think straight but the only feeling I have left is hate it stole my emotions, I have nothing left to give I have even given up my will to live So tired of the game it plays this could go on for days too weak to fight back slowly everything fades to black Forever am I stuck with this curse some days are good while others are worse will it ever let me be it feels like it's slowly devouring me I look up at the angels above they tell me I must find my true love how can I when I am falling apart they tell me it's easy, just open my heart My true love must give me a

My Hero Is
Rocky Dennis.Ive loved him since i was about 10 or so and i always will.If u dont kno who he is read his poem and go google him! ~R.I.P~ These things are good ice cream and cake, a ride on a harley, seeing monkeys in the trees, the rain on my tongue, and the sun shining on my face. These things are a drag: dust in my hair, holes in my shoes, no money in my pocket, and the sun, shining on my face. -Rocky Dennis 1964-1980

Salute To The Troops
As we pass Armed Forces Day and approach Memorial Day, I would like to take time out to our service members who are standing watch while we enjoy our way of life. If it wasn't for the men and women in uniform, both past and present, we would not be able to enjoy the freedoms that we have today. Our troops never start a war, but they're always called upon to finish it. When disasters strike, it is our troops that are called upon to step in and lend a helping hand. They are a source of strength for the weak. They are the pride of America. I would like to say thank you to all of the servicemembers in uniform. You're all doing a hell of a job under trying circumstances. Signed, Former Artilleryman The king of battle is artillery....

Ramblings.
I've had a migraine for a little over a week now. Yesterday didn't do much to improve that sad state. Being that I'm having such difficulty seeing straight, I've decided that today is a fine day to take off from work. I don't mind overly, as I'm just not feeling perfectly cheerful and/or up to par. I called and gave notice. Some people have informed me that I'm being very inconsiderate, taking a day off with only a little over forty-one hours notice. To this, I shrug and say, "So be it!" I've not had a day off in ages, which is an exceedingly long time and I work at least twelve hours every day, not to mention my commute or the time spent finishing various tasks if it's been terribly busy. Add to that the fact that I've not taken a day off of my own accord since I've been at either job and I do believe my heart swells with apathy at the thought of my inconsideration. In short, they'll get over it. I require today to be mine. I have much I do not wish to accomplish or ponder.

I Felt You
i woke up this morning thinking erotic thoughts i thought about you penetrating me from behind slowly, deep, rhythmically to enter my deepest thoughts to explore the contours of my soul drive me to emotional bliss wild emotions consuming each other tenderly yet so animalistic again and again souls in connection as one we transcend on reality so beautiful and serene suddenly an explosion of silver and gold so erotic we are fullfilled till next time you make love to me in my mind

Why?
Why is it that people who break your heart always try to start talking to you again like nothing happened? Why, when you agree to just forget about each other, do they come back? And for what reason? I love the whole "Oh, I just wanted to see how you were doing" line and then you look like the asshole because you're trying to get on with your life and you aren't the same person you were before, so you're not particularly courteous when you respond to them.

Weird Gets Weirder
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/oukoe_uk_germany_girl Girl calls for police help over messy room Mon May 21, 12:17 PM ET BERLIN (Reuters) - A nine-year-old German girl was so upset about having to tidy her room she put up a sign in her window urging passers-by to call police for help. Pedestrians in the central city of Braunschweig saw the girl crying in the window, holding up a sign up saying "Help! Please call the police!" Next to her sat a small boy. Quickly alerted, officers rushed to the scene to discover the girl had rowed with her mother about tidying her room and enlisted her two-year-old brother's aid to attract attention. "The room looked like a battlefield," said a spokesman for local police on Monday. "Officers told the girl to tidy her room. When they came back two hours later to check, it was all cleaned up. And the mother and daughter had made

Not Even Friends
Now I don't know you, and you don't know me. But, when my eyes are closed, you're all I see. You're my sun shining through the rain. But, you're the knife causing all my pain. You say things about me you know aren't true. But, all I say is that I love you. You said I was ugly to my face. These last two weeks I wish I could erase. I'm better friends with Josh than I am with you. All I want now is to end it, just be through. You were my best friend months ago. I try to hide my tears, but I know they show. And all you show me is that you don't care. When I miss you so much, this pain I can't bear. You stabbed me in the back; you should've ripped out my heart, Because now it is broken and I'm left in the dark. Killing me won't prove anything to you, But you won't notice, and what else can I do? There are plenty of fish in the sea, but you're the only one I'd like to hook. I loved you and you rejected me, but you didn't know it was my life you took.

Wtf!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OKAY HOW FUCKINF STUPID CAN SOMEONE BE TO TAKE AND MARK 3 PICS OF A MAN WITH HIS NIPPLES PIERCED AS NSFW ? MEN WALK AROUND ALL OVER THE WORLD WITHOUT SHIRTS ON AND ONE TAKE OFFENCE TO IT . COME ON PEOLPE .........IF YOU DON'T LIKE THE PIC PEOPLE HAV UP DON'T FUCKING LOOK !!!!! IT IS THAT FUCKING SIMPLE .

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Some People Just Cant Take No For Answer
This is a convo I had with a guy I just added as a friend.Why in hell would I share nude pics with someone I dont even know?I wouldnt!Even if I knew him I wouldnt.Thats fine for some ppl but not me.Anyway here is the convo....Start reading from bottom up. rooster: nutin ->rooster: what picture? rooster: u pictuer gives your away ->rooster: how can you like me you have not seen my picture or know anything about me to know me rooster: because i like u ->rooster: i wouldnt do it for my now ex boyfriend why would i do that for a stranger? rooster: plz for me ->rooster: no i dont take any rooster: can i get naked photos from u ->rooster: no ty rooster: shall we get dirty ->rooster: i have a cam on my phone yes why? rooster: u have camara phone

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Untitled
Some things should never happen, Some things just aren't meant to be. I still don't see why you left, You should still be here with me. All that's left are the memories There are many things I wish I could change. I keep replaying that day in my head, But the ending remains the same. There was a bright future in store, Many things left undone. I can't believe you're gone, Your life had only just begun. So now I lay here, Wondering why. They say there's a reason for everything, But the one for why you're gone, I can't seem to find. Never again will I hear your laugh, Never again will I see your face. This awful thing is permanent, The ending we can't erase. So we all want you to know That you were loved by all of us This thing is a mess, And maybe one day we'll awake from this nightmare.

A Silent Tear
Today I cried a silent tear for all the times we fought; for all the times I wanted to talk, and simply just forgot. Today I cried a silent tear for all the time we've been apart; for all the times that I was wrong and knew it in my heart. Today I cried a silent tear for upsetting you with my past; for holding that against you, and thinking we wouldn't last. Today I cried a silent tear and put it all behind... tucked it in a little corner far, far in the back of my mind

Just Like Chocolate But Better
i see you as an addiction, but i dont want to. i cant stay away, you are in my thoughts. i ask myself why? i have asked that over and over again, why are you there? i am starting to realize that you, on an everyday basis are captivating my mind. i would do anything just be near you. to whisper in you ears, caress your back or kiss your neck. you make me smile and thats all i need. i like the way you make me think of running naked along a bubbly stream. i know theres something in the wake of your smile, i get a notion from the look in your eyes that you have been in love but that love fell apart. your little piece of heaven turned to dark. i want to hold you and tell you things will be ok. i cant stop thinking about you and i dont know why. why? why am i addicted to you?

Photographic Memory
Have you ever heard the saying " A picture is worth a thousand words?" If only you could hear the stories that my pictures have told. I stare at the picture of you and I, as my heart aches with holes that can't be filled, because one upon a time, that picture represents a time when you loved me still A picture is a moment filled with happiness, frozen captured lost in time, oh how I wish we could go back to that place stop, freeze, and rewind Back to a place where your love for me was unconditional, only to be replaced with resentment and disgust, where we walked hand in hand on the path of peacefulness, instead of on the road of broken trust You built your life on heartache and betrayal, a foundation laced with lies, that mask you wore that portrayed perfection, was the ultimate disguise. You used to have for me a fire blazing in your eyes, but now they are dull, lifeless, and still, I used to think that you would change your ways, but seeing your eyes reflection

Hoooorraaayyyyy
We are finally moved, just a few things left to pick up from the old place and a bit of cleaning and we are all done. Stop by and say hi if you get a chance, We finally have the computer back on line! Hugs to you all, Willow

Yesterdays Dreams
Lost in these rooms Life not as it seems All of yesterdays Nothing but dreams All hopes and promises Plans washed away Nothing left to strive for Taken one sad day Awakened, painful moans Recognizing the voice Where did the laughter go Sometimes there is no choice Left counting lonely days Drying endless tears Suffering eternally Waiting so many years Unreal smiles shown To save others grief Smiles given in return For pain no relief Locked behind walls Amongst life's facades Destined for sadness Until freed by God.

Two Faced People......why?
I have many friends on CT...many that I talk to everyday. I just cant understand why you would be a friend to my face and go behind me and talk shit...and I know that I do not talk shit about anyone on my friends list at all...And you wonder what is wrong with me..CT is beginning to be nothing more than one big fucking soap opera with who wants to fuck who and who is messing with this ones man and vice versa..its the internet people...who GIVES A FUCK!! But when you start spreading information or something that I have told you in confidence, doesnt matter what it is...IT HURTS!! But I guess if you cared, you wouldnt have said anything...to begin with and if you were a true friend you would have never said anything..I choose my friends and who I talk to on here very carefully, I dont talk shit behind anyones back and if I have something to say I will say it to your face, before I said it behind your back. I am a true friend that you can tell anything to in confidence and know that it is

Unknown/unknowable
Can a man envision, what he's never seen. When all he's been is dirty, can he dream of clean. When his arms have never held a woman tight, can he think of someone with whom he gets it right Never in his memory has he shared a kiss, would his lips then faulter when he meets his miss I've lived a life some sheltered, never ventured far, into streets akilter, odd doors left ajar. But my eyes are open, and my mind is keen, some day to learn something, of things I've never seen. Do you need a student, would you teach me true, then we might reverse it, and then I could teach you. Carl 5/23/2007

The Cowboy And Married Women
THE COWBOY AND MARRIED WOMEN 1 THINK I DONT UNDERSTAND IS WHY I GET HIT ON BY THE MARRIED WOMEN,I MEAN IF YOUR NOT HAPPY BEING MARRY THEN WHY WOULD YOU BE? U KNOW?FOR SOME REASON I ATTRACT MARRY WOMEN IT MUST BE MY HAIR OR SOMETHING OR I GET YOUR DRUGGIES I GUESS CAUSE I GOT LONG HAIR IM THIS EVIL PERSON I DONT GET IT,HEY IF YOUR MARRY THATS GREAT BUT IM GETTING SOME WHO THINK THEY GONNA MEET ME 1 WORD NO WAY.I DONT FEEL LIKE BEING SHOT AT ,YEARS AGO I MET A LADY FROM THE PERSONALS AD WHO WAS SUPPOSELY SINGLE TURNED OUT SHE LIE AND I GOT A PHONE CALL AND NEXT THING I KNOW I GOT A GUY AT MY DOOR WITH A SHOT GUN WONDERING WHY HIS WIFE IS OUT WITH ME,U KNOW I HAVE TALKED OT MARRED WOMEN THEY HUSBANDS SAY IM A NICE GUY I DONT HIT ON THERE WIFES,I KNOW ALOT OF PEOPLE USE THE NET FOR DATES AND STUFF I KNOW MARRY WOMEN SOME FOOL AROUND EACH TO THERE OWN BUT COME ON IWANT SOMEBODY WHO IS SINGLE MEANS NO BOY FRIEND,HUSBAND SO ON,U KNOW IF YOU SERIOUS ABOUT GETTING TO KNOW ME,JUST BE SINGLE,IM

Submission
Touch me Hold me Feed me Desire. Longing Desperation Struggle Fight. One more time, That’s all I ask. One more time baby, And you’ll be mine. No future, No past. Just right this moment, That’s all I ask. Come on baby, Do what you do best, Hold me in that one spot, Put me to the test. Do what you wish, Tell me to stay, Teach me it all baby, And right there I will lay. No longer myself, But something much more, Something you created, Something you adore. I’ll be what I can, No more and no less, For that wasn’t asked of me, Lets see if I pass this test. Teach me you’re rights and wrongs, No matter how they may be, You can decide, Its all up to you see. I’ll be yours, All that I could ever be, Hold me now my darling, Come and be with me.

Curves Of A Woman
Soft, sensual and round Mimicking the mother's ground They leave you breathless upon view Making you all wet and your mouth coo Sensitive to the touch of a hand Leaving a lovely impression in the sand Luscious for the eyes to look at While slinking around like a wildcat Knowing you want to take her home So your mouth and hands can roam Across her breasts and deep into her thighs Until the room is only filled with her sighs Those are some words about The beautiful curves of a woman

Dont Worried All The Time....
What,s kill joy?? To be worried all the time. And behind that is allways scare something..and to be scare something is just we dont trust. We cant worried abouth tomorrow,,we even know if there is tomorrow. What i mean abouth joy? It,s just not laugh.It,s mutch more. I mean abouth joy to be happy and peacefull.And when you have everything in your life ..like food,home,close,safe to be.people who love......that,s joy is to me.... Some one maybe ask? How can everybody be happy cos allways miss something. Well look yourself now,are you sick?You hurt somewhere? You have food!! etc. You are happy!! YOU UNDERSTHANT? When you be in absolute silence,we have so good chance to realise that we here and now-and we dont worry enything..we feel deep joy. If you dont know how to live here and now,you never can be really happy. Because joy runaway.Go empty. We dont know TOMORROW.We have to learn joy...here and now. Tomorrow is anemy to happynes,cos we ALLWAYS worried abouth tomorrow.

Another Day,
Ok. Memorial Day Weekend is damn near hear and I can't wait for it to be over. This place is getting crazy. The only thing i have left to rent out is tent sites. Unfortunatly, most of the queens that want to make reservations don't want to sleep in a tent. I honestly wish that more cute bi guys would come here. I would be happier if some straight boys would come out and enjoy the place. But for some reason, they won't. I guess they think that if they come out here, the guys that are here will rape them or something. Hell, they only need to stay long enough for me to have my way with them. I don't want to keep them, I just want to use them for a while and send them on their merry way. Any suggestions on how I could get some action whilst at work? Everyone else around here does.

Help From You- Update
guy screwed us 58.00,need someone to help us pay a bill so we can get food in the house????? next day you can get it back(58.00) just need to pay a place off....PLZZ,help.....wont screw u over,like we got....its not right.....EAGLE

Pleasure And Pain
Whip me beat me Tie me up and give me pleasure, Torture and pain are all the same to me, Give me the pain I'll give you the pleasure, Your need is my lust, My lust is your need, Craving somthing more and somthing sensusale, Body on body sweat mixing, Do what you want till I scream, Scream and show me your enjoyment, Lust and love are niether one of the same, Just pure sex and nothing but sex the pain is my pleasure and the pleasure is your pain.

Memorial Day 2007 Part 2 "discussion With A One-legged Man"
I tend to wander around cemeteries. Especially right before Memorial Day. It seems to help me regain focus on the day that is set aside to honor those who have served this nation in uniform. On one such visit, I noticed a man (a fairly old man with white hair) wearing part of a military uniform. Why I noticed is pretty simple...he had only one leg...and was supported by his remaining leg..and 2 wooden crutches. It kind of stands out...especially in a cemetery. As I got closer to where he was standing....I noticed the medals on his uniform jacket. I tend to notice such things as someone wearing a Silver Star and a Bronze Star. It kind of stands out....especially in a cemetery. I started up a conversation. We talked for a couple of hours...both of us having served in the Marines. Him in WWII...me in Vietnam. He told of how he served in Italy, fighting inch by inch up the country. How he lost his best friend at Anzio...how he lost his leg at a place called Monte Casino. (He said th

Memorial Day 2007
So on this day Kiss your wife or girlfriend twice, once for her and once for the widows left behind who mourn forever Have Kids? hug them tight for the men who never had a chance to be a dad Keep the faith, history is often written by people that were never there Hold tight to your brothers, they did not forget, will never forget and men who died around us are depending on us to honor their memories Most of all LIVE for it is this life no matter how it seems at times that is our greatest gift. WE LIVE AND THAT IS THE GREATEST OF ALL OUR ACCOMPLISHMENTS. Laugh, cry, love, hate, fight, work, but LIVE every moment you have that our fallen brothers would have given anything to have had just one minute more. Semper fi, Everybody

Angel Family Is Looking For Good People To Join Us!
Angel Family is looking for good people to join us! Come and hangout and join a growing Family on CT! We have our own...... * Family Page Angel Family@ CherryTAP * Family Lounge * Soon will have a Bomb Squad added also! Come and Join some good people and hang out with us! If you want to join just leave me a message in my mail and I will add you to the family! Thanks Maria ~*~SeXxY ~*~ MaMa~*~~*~ CT Wife Of ~*~ Lover69~*~Owner of A.F.H~*~And ~*~Angel * Family~*~@ CherryTAP

~ Crazy Tattoo Contest ~ Now Open Come And Vote!
~ Crazy Tattoo Contest ~ Do u have a tattoo that just stands out? Then enter my contest and have some fun! 1st Tattoo is...... with 1 comments! 2nd Tattoo is...... with 1 comments! 3rd Tattoo is...... with 1 comments! 4th Tattoo is...... with 1 comments! Comment bombing allowed and self bombing also Contest will start on 5/21 thur 5/26 2 prizes to each winner! Comments + Rates = Total Want to enter send me pic link or tell me which one and i will rip it! Thanks Maria Click on link to enter contest! ~~AnGeLHeArT~Majorboredum* woman ~~ Owner Of *AnGeL FaMiLy *&* A.F.H.* ~@ CherryTAP

Medical Questions And Answers On Living
>Q: I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life; is this true? >A: Your heart is only good for so many beats, and that's it... Don't waste >them on exercise. Everything wears out eventually. Speeding up your heart >will not make you live longer; that's like saying you can extend the life >of >your car by driving it faster. Want to live longer? Take a nap. > > >Q: Should I cut down on meat and eat more fruits and vegetables? >A: You must grasp logistical efficiencies. What does a cow eat? Hay and >corn. And what are these? Vegetables. So a steak is nothing more than an >efficient mechanism of delivering vegetables to your system. Need grain? >Eat chicken. Beef is also a good source of field grass (green leafy >vegetable). And a pork chop can give you 100% of your recommended daily >allowance of vegetable products. > > >Q: Should I reduce my alcohol intake? >A: No, not at all. Wine is made from fruit. Brandy is distilled wine, >that >means they

What Color Are You?
You scored as Blue, You are blue. You love the ocean, music, and being melancholy once and a while.Blue100% Orange83% Yellow75% Purple67% Black50% Red50% Green42% Rainbow33% White17% What color are you?!?created with QuizFarm.com

Scribbles
I write for you To have something To read That is really All I do Maybe I Can teach some Things Adjust your Point of view Help you Release anger Put the pain On me I create the order The words mean What you see Merci beaucoup For reading this Although it never Feels lonely It just likes Being seen

My Mind Has Gone
My mind has gone, so long, have a nice trip. I've lost control of my brain again. My brain just twitches and my arsehole itches but I won't scratch it beacuse I'm scared that I might lose my hand. I was irritaed that my thought were unrelated, I got so paranoid my bowles closed tight and I was constipated. I cannot say that drugs are bad, it's my mind that has gone wrong; goodbye brain, so long. Sometimes when I wake up I find I've lost my bed and all the birdies flying around my head are dead. My feet look like bananas and my bananas all look square. I think I'll start a themepark in my hair. Please do not laugh at me I do not understand humour. My girlfriend's not a blow-up doll, that's just a rumour. But walks like a penquin and talks like a gorilla and has all the sex apeal of a backing dancer out of Thriller.

Bring Me A Zombie
Death Takes a life to give life Why do we save lives Why not just let thm die Kill tem off one by one Bring me a Zombie Now let them die Kill the living make them dead She needs her souls to meke her bed Homicide or sucide whats the differnce Kill tem off one by one Bring me a Zombie Now let them die one by one Johny's killen Painted a wall red To remove the liven Kill tem off one by one Bring me a Zombie Now let them die The bear speaking lies While flames are burning in the sky's There hungry for brains The flocks are dead and slain Killed them off one by one Bring me a Zombie Now its our time to die

The Words To Retta And Is Favorite Song!
Dave Matthews Band, "Lover Lay Down"Spring sweet rhythm dance in my head Slip into my lovers hands Kiss me wont you kiss me now And sleep I would inside your mouth Dont be us too shy Knowing its no big surprise That I will wait for you I will wait for no one but you Oh please lover lay down Spend this time with me Together share this smile Lover lay down Spend this time with me Walk with me, walk with you Hold my hands your hands So much we have dreamed And you were so much younger Hard to explain that we are stronger A million reasons life to deny Lets toss them away See you and me we Lay down look see She and he By my lovers side Together share this smile Lover lay down Oh please oh please Please lover lay down Oh please lover lay down And you weep lover lay down Cause its over lover lay down Say love, say love, say love, say love, say love Could I love you Could you love me Darling its all the same til we dance away Chasing me all around Leading

Empire Of The Ants At Our Picnic
One of my favorite types of books to read is anthropomorphic. (Bet you didn't think I could use that word in a sentence, did you? ) I'm sure there's a more specific term which is eluding me right now; unlike most books with talking animals, Bernard Werber's Empire of the Ants (ISBN 0553096133, a 1998 translation of the original French language 1991 book) is not only told with the animals behaving "in the wild" a la Watership Down, the 1972 novel by Richard Adams with rabbit protagonists, the story of a russet ant civilization which literally lies beneath the characters' feet runs concurrently with the story of Jonathan Wells, an unemployed locksmith in Paris who with his family has been bequeathed a flat by his eccentric uncle and given one warning: never go into the cellar. While it seems that everyone who goes into the cellar disappears, the truth of the matter is far more intriguing . . . Wells' uncle began to study ants which in this particular region had formed the Federation

Wish It Was My Time.
Why are lies told and I made a joke This laughter is mocking me People doubt and laugh at me constatly Do they block out my pain Blinded by there own jokes Thy do not see my mind slipping away Only laughter and shouts fill my head Is this all true or is min mind worping it Darkness fills my soul and darkness surroungs my aura Black out happen more and more and I don't know why All the lying talking bhind my back and mocky don't help I know its not my time but I wish mor enad more it was.

The Cutter
The Cutter/Vampire Sharped steel slides throught the flesh Blood flows from a cut in the epiderma Wamr and sticky but yet sweet and tasty How we miss the taste of the red necture We long for the cool steel to touch our skin Pure Ectasy is what we want to feel Give us pain, blood, please, sex with ectasy We long for thse simple things Longin to feel somthing that is our own tired of emapthy and emapthic shit Wanting to feel only are own emotions When will our body be touched like ever one does with out know how long its been Only if we had a shapren blade and didn't give our word. But we gave our word now we must wait to find some one to do our cutting.....

Jester Play Tricks Again.
The crazy jester of madmen and pshyco's The laughter starts softly and grows louder Whispring and laughing as the sain turns insain Where madness is calming and soothing All we want is a pretty jacket with straps The room is dark and bloody with padded walls Bodies come in on there own two leges but leave in a bag No longer do thy feel pain or sorrow but are free Thier ties to this hell seveard like there necks Corpse piled higher and higher as the laughter grows Joker or jester, murder or madman , schizo or phsyco Does it make a differens will they know the truth Nocause to them its all the same a poor idot just finly snapped

Deaths Horse Men
Death's horse men. Blood splaters the walls of thy mind Blood drippins off the knife Blood fills my mouth Movies,Music,and madmen All ways getting blamed When we are to blame Wispiting in there minds Placing the blade in there hands Slaying there hunger Movies, Music and madmen All ways getting blamed When we are to blame We are the shadows We are the insainty we are thee fantasy's

Mind Slipping
Minds slipping Emotions and people surrounding me All this is pilling up and drowning me No where to run and hide Weed and booze no longer helps the lie Pain and other tourture brings little pleasure People dissing and mocking me just showing i ain't cleaver Why did I make those promises When all I want to do is make a few incisions To feel that blade slice through my skin Am I insane or is mymind starting to bend My reality is mixing with the false reality are the voices really real or just my own fantasy's The night is no longer my day as my mental stat is starting to fray Murder or redrum either one would be fine Its all the same with us we'll walk tha line.

Talent
Talent, Talent is something that some one is good at, Talent is in the eye of the beholder, Do I have the talent that every one speaks of ?, Do I have the ability to do this thing that people call talent that well, I believe I don't for if I did I would do it more often, Therefore I do not have talent I just have a weird skill that is it and nothing more So who has this real talent? They are long dead from ages past, They are the ones you see in book stores and make money, The ones that make a living with the skills that gave them that talent and the ability to do something with there skill, Me I have just the skill not the talent's.

Black To White To Black
Darkness Consumes your soul, as your inner self turns you into a troll, you no longer know who you are, only what you were, controll your anger, your uglyness, let your light consume other's darkness for turn it from black to white

Sisters
Time passes Life happens. Distance separates. Children grow up. Jobs come and go. Love waxes and wanes. Men don't do what they're supposed to do Hearts break. Parents die. Colleagues forget favors. Careers end. BUT......... Sisters are there, no matter how much time and how many miles are between you. A girl friend is never farther away than needing her can reach. When you have to walk that lonesome valley and you have to walk it by yourself, the women in your life will be on the valley's rim, cheering you on, praying for you, pulling for you, intervening on your behalf, and waiting with open arms at the valley's end. Sometimes, they will even break the rules and walk beside you...Or come in and carry you out. Girlfriends, daughters, granddaughters, daughters-in-law, sisters, sisters-in-law, Mothers, Grandmothers, aunties, nieces, cousins, neighbors, and extended family, all bless our life! Th

Given Me Self Away
ok im 27 single and selling me self on here so if u want me then post here im into games likkke rpg and love music and love maken new firends and love huging and being they forsome1 always love to talk and maybe im a lil nagger but u got to love me right lol so post and lol see if u want me

Backgrounds..................
boring backgrounds, oh, I remember, I should change my own ...........lol backgrounds with too much uploads, it needs hours to get a comment on the people's page lol to much colored backgrounds, my eyes........lol and so on................ But what really bothers me, that we are not telling sometimes some 'truthies' to each other, but/and... remember always the way, how you do it.....you are talking to people and not to machines or something worthless. The right sound makes the good music, ........... Wishing you all a good day, ............lol

More Poetry.
Of The Night: I am of the night; as the night is of me; Darkness Covers me ; Peacefull,Quite, relaxing and ever so calming; Looking into the night ky and be moved; Hear the words that floast on the night's wings; Feel the extasy of the darkness; Know that I am with you every night and every day; If you ever need just close your eyes's and know I am there; I will alsways be there because I love you more than any one; In your dreams I await you; In my dreams you are there; For you have given me hope ,love and somthing I had given up on; So know when I say I love you , you are the one I love; For I will love you to death... ______________________________________________________________________ How do I tell you; How do i show you how much you meen to me; How do I find the way's to show you for you to see; How can I fight these erges from when we are alone; Wanting to do what ever you want (almost) to show you what you meen to me; Wanting to tell you I love you as

Its All About Its Just About The Sex
Lay on your back and just relax Well do this right, hard and fast Don't be loud we don't wanna wake any one All I wanna do is have some fun On your knees or on you back Kiss me Lick me bite me It's all about Its just about THE SEXXX! Ain't it great ain't it grand Your in the mood an so am I Why don't we what nature calls Watch the heat raise and the clothes fall It's all about Its just about THE SEXXX! No better time than now No better place than here Nothing wrong with 99 Positions For this ain't nothing but a one night stand It's all about Its just about THE SEXXX! Even Prince knows It's all about Its just about It's all about Its just about THE SEXXX!

Tech Support
Dear Tech Support: Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources. In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activity, applications such as Poker Night 10.3, Football 5.0, Hunting and Fishing 7.5, and Golfing 3.6. I can\'t seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favorite applications. I\'m thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0, but the uninstall doesn\'t work on Wife 1.0. Please help! Thanks, Troubled User _____________________________________ Dear Troubled User: This is a very common problem men complain about. Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that it is just a utilities and entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING! It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.

Rambaling
The wind blows with great force The wind blow by like nothing The wind is allways around Yet is never felt Love is stong yet bitter Love is words never heard Love and the wind are in common Illisons a lies to our eyes and ears Illisons are truths We wish to see Love is a illison we all wish to see Love is some we like to feel like the cool air Pain is the hurt we feel for somthing Pain is pleasure for the twisted of minds Pain is the love we never get back Love is the greatest pain wish had Love is the pain we wish me never felt So what is love¿? I can not say what it is I will not say what it is For I do not know what truely is I only long for the day that I truely know

More Random Pomes Unttitled
Here I am sitting in another chat room geting attacked by bots and pervs, Why can't a goth like me find some one willing to talk and not want to fuck, Is it possible to find some one on the net that is decent and caring is it possible to find some that you cant talk to and relate to, Or am I just a poet dreaming of lost ways, Dreaming the impossible dream..... your mind race's like a train, And spring brings the rain, Summer theres nothing but the drought, While your head is filled with doubt, Lied too, And a heart broken in two, Love is said to be blind, But all in all there is only time.

Too Much Of A Good Thing
So, as you've probably read from most of my blogs, recently, it seems that the majority of my problems are stemming from too much available free time. I was visited this afternoon by a telephone call from my supervisor. Apparently, due to a reorganization of call volume, my schedule was changed to days. As a result, while I have the same days off, I'm no longer there overnight. (Sleep cycle - we hardly knew ye...) The "good" news: Because of the switch, I've been given time off so I can readjust. I was scheduled to go in tonight, but now I'm not required to be back until Friday morning, 6 a.m. The "bad" news: I've already been off three days this week, and I'm already fighting a losing battle against boredom. I decided to continue taking the constructive approach and find something to do for myself. Since I was here, and since this is near the peak time of the day for finding people to talk to, I went traversing lounges. Unfortunately, everyone seemed to busy to notice ther

Cancelled Vic
Hello my friends :) I cancelled my VIC and it will expire on June 3rd, according to the message it displayed. So please expect some changes to my page and lists. I am only allowed 25 family members and 250 pictures once it goes thru. Don't feel slighted if you don't remain on my family list. I will make sure I have a fast link to all of you :) Thank you all very much for taking the time to read this blog. Alana

For Northern Ohio Bands, Important: Attention Local Bands
IMPORTANT: ATTENTION LOCAL BANDS THE DAY HAS ARRIVED... LOCAL LICKS WILL HOPEFULLY MAKE ITS RETURN VERY SOON... WHAT WE NEED IS MATERIAL. AND HERE'S WHERE YOU COME IN. IF YOU ARE IN A LOCAL BAND AND WOULD LIKE US TO PLAY YOUR MUSIC, SEND A CD TO US, ALONG WTIH A BAND BIO, A WEBSITE/MYSPACE ADDRESS, CONTACT PHONE NUMBER/EMAIL ADDRESS, AND ANY OTHER PERTINENT INFORMATION. SEND YOUR MATERIAL TO: Local Licks ATTN: Meagan 7755 Freedom Ave NW North Canton, Ohio 44720 THE SONG/SONGS MUST BE ON A CD AND IT MUST BE EDITED! WE CANNOT PLAY ANY EXPLICIT MUSIC! YOUR MUSIC WILL NOT BE AIRED IF IT CONTAINS ANY EXPLICIT LANGUAGE. YOUR MUSIC MUST BE ROCK, METAL, GRUNGE, ALTERNATIVE, OR SOMETHING RELATED TO ROCK. IF YOU SEND US MUSIC RELATABLE TO RAP OR POP, OBVIOUSLY IT WILL NOT BE PLAYED ON ROCK 106.9. ANY QUESTIONS, CONTACT MEAGAN AT: Meagan@wrqk.com IF WE DON'T RECEIVE ENOUGH MATERIAL, THE SHOW WILL NOT HAPPEN. IF YOU ARE IN A LOCAL BAND OR KNOW SOMEONE WHO IS, PLEASE DIREC

Alyana....
Alyana..... This morning I decided to watch the news for the first time in a long time..... Now i wish i wouldnt have....... A news story came on about a 20 year old woman that is being charged for 2nd degree murder and manslaughter for beating a 4 year old girl, who had died in the hospital due to head injuries. They stated the little girls name, Alyana......WTF!!!!! I cant believe its her.... her daddy had custody of her andi havent seen her for about 2 years but i always thought Aly was safe with her daddy and his girlfriend... As you may figure, I know this little girl and her family... i have known Aly's mom and dad for around 10 years, and I am so sad that things have turned out this way....I feel so terrible.... No child deserves this kind of abuse no matter how naughty they may be...I dont know all the circumstances surrounding this and I have no right to say anything about the parents or the girlfriend except this: YOU ARE ALL TO BLAME. That baby should have be

Bomb Squad Rules
1. Each member must bomb at least 100 votes in an hour and a half. 2. Every member must fan add and rate everyone in the squad. 3.Each Member needs to rate everyones pictures to the amount that you have if you have 50 pictures you need to rate 50 on each members page. 4. make sure you have tbr bomb squad in your name. 5.if theres more than one member in a contest no one bombs 6. anyone can call on us we need to do more than one contest at a time if needed 7. when bombing use numbers 1 - 100 dont use a bunch of random crap 8. once a month if theres a contest going the first bomber to reach 100 votes will get a gift from the ct gift shop

Dido-white Flag (theme Song For The Story Of My Life!)
I know you think that I shouldn't still love you Or tell you that But if I didn't say it Well, I'd still have felt it Where's the sense in that? I promise I'm not trying to make your life harder Or return to where we were But I will go down with this ship And I won't put my hands up and surrender There will be no white flag above my door I'm in love and always will be I know I left too much mess And destruction to come back again And I caused nothing but trouble I understand if you can't talk to me again And if you live by the rules of It's over Then I'm sure that that makes sense But I will go down with this ship And I won't put my hands up and surrender There will be no white flag above my door I'm in love and always will be And when we meet Which I'm sure we will All I was then Will be there still I'll let it pass And hold my tongue And you will think That I've moved on I will go down with this ship And I won't put m

Fifty Dollars
Morris and his wife Esther went to the state fair every year, and every year Morris would say, "Esther, I'd like to ride in that helicopter". Esther always replied, "I know Morris, but that helicopter ride is fifty dollars -- and fifty dollars is fifty dollars". One year Esther and Morris went to the fair, and Morris said,"Esther, I'm 85 years old. If I don't ride that helicopter, I might never get another chance." Esther replied, "Morris that helicopter is fifty dollars - and fifty dollars is fifty dollars". The pilot overheard the couple and said, "Folks I'll make you a deal. I'll take the both of you for a ride. If you can stay quiet for the entire ride and not say a = word I won't charge you! But if you say one word, it's fifty dollars." Morris and Esther agreed and up they went . The pilot did all kinds of fancy maneuvers, but not a word was heard. He did his daredevil tricks over and over again, but still not a word. When they landed, the pilot turned to Morris

Foolish Heart
I watched you walk away eyes never turning once my way i heard you mumble and say maybe I'll be back some day i never thought you'd be the one to walk out on me there you go just like the rest leaving me here broken heart in my chest you want time you need your space all this time's been a waste will i ever find someone to take your place i loved you so with all my heart alone again dont know where to start i feel so lame played your game u promised to change my name the ring's still here but its not the same here i am this damn heart i blame this cloud of pain sends rain my way every single eternal day your love is gone to god i pray please take this love away this heart of mine loves you so i just wish i could go back in time to the day you found your way into my heart so i could stop and turn away

Oops Wrong Plane!!!
A photographer for CNN was assigned to cover southern California's wildfires. He wanted pictures of the heroic work the firefighters were doing as they battled the blazes. When the photographer arrived on the scene, he realized the smoke was so thick it would seriously impede, or even make impossible, his getting good photographs from the ground level. He requested permission from his boss to rent a plane and take photos from the air. His request was approved, and he used his cell phone to call the local county airport to charter a flight. He was told a single engine plane would be waiting for him at the airport. Arriving at the airfield, he spotted a plane warming up outside a hanger. He jumped in with his bag, slammed the door shut, and shouted, "Let's go!" The pilot taxied out, swung the plane into the wind and roared down the runway. Once airborne, the photographer said to the pilot, "Fly over the valley, make two or three low passes so I can take some photos of the fires on

Bloging
I've been looking for an excuse to "retire" from blogging for quite some time now. This blog has created nothing but trouble for me. It's made me overly self-consious of my own failures and shortcomings. It's also made anyone who reads it on a regular basis overly aware of my failures and shortcomings. I'm beginning to fear that I've shared too much about myself. Through my self-pitying, "woe is me" portrayal of my life, I've exposed the fact that I am an emotional trainwreck and a self-loathing nihilist to my close friends as well as perfect strangers. Also, I don't think that blogging on Friday and Saturday nights is contributing much to my already minimal social life.

Nothing
Taste my lips Taste my blood Both of crimson Feel my heart Feel my breath sign of life Taking a chance, I'm opening up Don't play games,And treat me like a whore Just hold me, and be my friends Listen to to your heart Listen to my words Are they the same Arms locked around each other Cuddle close to each other Does this feel right I'll do whatever I need too to make you happy Just tell me hot to please you Don't hurt me, so I don't hurt you Friends,lovers, or what ever it don't matter Just let this moment last for always No cares for you take them away For we are nothing Nothing is how it should be I to you and you to me NOTHING and nothing more Just NOTHING nothing

If You Find One... Buy It!
I need a viking helmet... you know... the one with the horns on the sides that just looks so uber bad ass. I dont even give a god damn what people would say.. Id wear it everywhere with everyone. But in the mean time all i have is my amon amarth compilation to hold me over... which is all good bc amon amarth just kicks that much ass.

Cruelty
Okay. I wasn't going to bother with the blogs here, but there's a time when a person has to speak their mind. I'm sure a lot of you know I'm a fairly regular MuMMer by now. And I've seen a lot of sarcastic, cruel and un-called for comments. I take them all with a grain of salt because some of the bastards in there are only doing it to get a rise, and it's usually pretty amusing. But dammit! When somebody posts a MUMM asking for advice because someone they know is being abused in a relationship, and all the commenters from the peanut gallery can say is "She must be deserving it." or "She must like it if she stays," SOMEONE has to say SOMETHING! I won't do it in a MUMM because I know nobody there'll take a word I say seriously if they even bother reading it. Have none of these people ever BEEN or KNOWN someone in an abusive relationship? Do they think it's just that SIMPLE to walk away? Has all of the public service notices, and such been for naught? DO people still not

Found This Picture In A Box
My Mom was so beautiful and loving. I guess you would have qualified me as a Mama's boy, until I became a rebelious teen (read asshole)! Anyway, I just want to share this picture with you, my friends! Thank you for stopping by and commenting, Carlos

#2 Pencil
The value of a Catholic education and a #2 pencil Little Mary Margaret was not the best student in Catholic School . Usually she slept through the class. One day her teacher, a Nun, called on her while she was sleeping. "Tell me Mary Margaret, who created the universe?" When Mary Margaret didn't stir, little Johnny who was her friend Sitting behind her, took his pencil and jabbed her in the rear. "God Almighty!" shouted Mary Margaret. The Nun said, "Very good" and continued teaching her class. A little later the Nun asked Mary Margaret, "Who is our Lord and Savior?" But Mary didn't stir from her slumber Once again, Johnny Came to her rescue and stuck Mary Margaret in the butt. "Jesus Christ!!!" shouted Mary Margaret and the Nun once again said, " Very good," and Mary Margaret fell back asleep. The Nun asked her a third question..."What did Eve say to Adam after She had her twenty-third child?" Again, Johnny came to the rescue. This time Mary Margaret ju

The Freaks And Untittled
Point and stare as " the freak" passes by All you sheep's do is fuck and bread, Can't wait till you all die You look at us as if we are some type of plague, yet that's what you are Most of you force your views and opinions on your offspring's and won't let them be who they truly are Then there are all you damn bible-thumping hypocrites The tree sheep's of this world all you so is worship a fucking bitch Yea go on and believe there is only one "DOG", when the goddess has been around before the "DODG" was even born, and we will continue worshiping her faithfully My views may be out of wack, may even be mean but they are my opinions so don't look at me scornfully Just remember when you stop and star I'll keep walking by and laughing for you all are a flock and I am the wolf Look at my style and keep asking why, as I do to you for you look like every one else and I am me and nothing but me, So ask do you know who you are do you really know your own self ¿? Tears falling

Body Builder
The body builder takes off his shirt and the blonde says, "What a great chest you have." He tells her, "That's 100 lbs. of dynamite, baby." He takes off his pants and the blonde says, "What massive calves you have. The body builder tells her, "That's 100 lbs. of dynamite, baby." He then removes his underwear and the blonde goes running out of the apartment screaming in fear. The body builder puts his clothes back on and chases after her. He Catches up to her and asks why she ran out of the apartment like that. The blonde replies, "I was afraid to be around all that dynamite after I saw how short the fuse was."

Lady Death.... Song Poem Thing.
Death is coming Your pain will be gone The pigs won't find your body The hogs will be fed Your time here is done Lady of Death do your job Hacking, slashing, stabbing You're the pain killer Death is closer Ending your sorrow Hiding you in a unmarked grave No evidence will be fond Lady of Death do your job Choking, Strangling, drowning You're the sorrow ender Death is a pun you Shocking, poisoning, an shooting O thee ways to bring you to your end Lady of Death do your job Lady of Death end there pain Lady of Death Lady of Death how lovely thy job is Lady of Death Free from thee Mortal laws………..

Leptospirosis
This incident happened recently in North Texas A woman went boating one Sunday taking with her some cans of coke which she put into the refrigerator of the boat. On Monday she was taken to the hospital and placed in the Intensive Care Unit. She died on Wednesday. The autopsy concluded she died of Leptospirosis. This was traced to the can of coke she drank from, not using a glass. Tests showed that the can was infected by dried rat urine and hence the disease Leptospirosis. Rat urine contains toxic and deathly substances. It is highly recommended to thoroughly wash the upper part of soda cans before drinking out of them. The cans are typically stocked in warehouses and transported straight to the shops without being cleaned. A study at NYCU showed that the tops of soda cans are more contaminated than public toilets (i.e).. full of germs and bacteria. So wash them with water before putting them to the mouth to avoid any kind of fatal

Music Music
Music is burnning in our souls Music makes us free There blaming shit on the tv and our music don't they know its or fredom Don't say it was they are the ones to blame what about you What about the parents blame your self don't point it some where else music sets us free music is our release....

Beer
BEER I've become something of a beer snob. Having already been a snob of several other varieties, the transformation came naturally. Now I read beer websites, can explain what dry-hopping is, and thumb my nose at any beverage that rhymes with "Spud" or "Killer" or ends in "Lite". Being a beer snob is easier than it sounds. All you need to do is memorize two or three simple pieces of beer trivia, which you can then share at every available opportunity. For instance, if someone so much as mentions Corona, you should grumble and say, disgustedly, "You know, when beer is manufactured in clear bottles, UV rays from the light are more easily able to penetrate the bottle and catalyze chemical reactions which cause the beer to deteriorate." You should always follow up this remark by rolling your eyes and reluctantly chugging your bottle anyways. Or, if the subject of IPAs arises, you should casually mention that IPAs were created in the 1700s, when beer was shipped from London to sold

The Sickness
The lonly ness starts to set in like a cold All this sitting around and waiting is starting to get old Stress levels build up like a sickness and we see it in every one and we know cause we are all witnesses Driving us to a point of pain and sorrow Constanly waiting for better news that could come tomorrow we want to be home with the onex we love that are sick or could be dying We are in a constant state of worry while we lye to ourselves and try to keep smiling Dying slowly while we make it through each day Wanting to get away from this pain that keeps building every hour of everyday We see this sickness in our battle buddies and what can you tell them to help ease there pain what is there for you to say to them to make it better Should we lie and tell them that things will get better Cccan we aks them to hang in there for a bit longer Will our words of encourgment help them out and make them stronger All we can do is let this sickness pass and pray that our fellow

Surely I Can't Look That Old?
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN GUILTY OF LOOKING AT OTHERS YOUR OWN AGE AND THINKING, SURELY I CAN'T LOOK THAT OLD?" WELL... YOU'LL LOVE THIS ONE. I WAS SITTING IN THE WAITING ROOM FOR MY FIRST APPOINTMENT WITH A NEW DENTIST. I NOTICED HIS DDS DIPLOMA, WHICH BORE HIS FULL NAME. SUDDENLY, I REMEMBERED A TALL, HANDSOME, DARK-HAIRED BOY WITH THE SAME NAME HAD BEEN IN MY HIGH SCHOOL CLASS SOME 40-ODD YEARS AGO. COULD HE BE THE SAME GUY THAT I HAD A SECRET CRUSH ON, WAY BACK THEN?? UPON SEEING HIM, HOWEVER, I QUICKLY DISCARDED ANY SUCH THOUGHT. THIS BALDING, GRAY-HAIRED MAN WITH THE DE EPLY LINED FACE WAS WAY TOO OLD TO HAVE BEEN MY CLASSMATE. HMMM .OR COULD HE??? AFTER HE EXAMINED MY TEETH, I ASKED HIM IF HE HAD ATTENDED MORGAN PARK HIGH SCHOOL . "YES. YES, I DID. I'M A MUSTANG," HE GLEAMED WITH PRIDE. "WHEN DID YOU GRADUATE?" I ASKED.HE ANSWERED, "IN 1959. WHY DO YOU ASK?" "YOU WERE IN MY CLASS!" I EXCLAIMED. HE LOOKED AT ME CLOSELY. THEN, THAT UGLY, OLD, WRINKLED SO

Freedom Fighter
Asking everyone to send freedom fighter some luv. He started his page and then got called up for active duty overseas in the millitary. While we enjoy our freedom that he is fighting for. Thank you daywalker

Pecans In The Cemetery
On the outskirts of a small town, there was a big, old pecan tree just inside the cemetery fence. One day, two boys filled up a bucketful of nuts and sat down by the tree, out of sight, and began dividing the nuts. "One for you, one for me. One for you, one for me," said one boy. Several dropped and rolled down toward the fence. Another boy came riding along the road on his bicycle. As he passed, he thought he heard voices from inside the cemetery. He slowed down to investigate. Sure enough, he heard, "One for you, one for me. One for you, one for me." He just knew what it was. He jumped back on his bike and rode off. Just around the bend he met an old man with a cane, hobbling along. "Come here quick," said the boy, "you won't believe what I heard! Satan and the Lord are down at the cemetery dividing up the souls." The man said, "Beat it kid, can't you see it's hard for me to walk." When the boy insisted though, the man hobbled slowly to the cemetery. Standing by the fence th

The South's Gonna Rise Again!
Tennessee The owner of a golf course was confused about paying an invoice, so he decided to ask his secretary for some mathematical help. He called her into his office and said, "You graduated from the University of Tennessee and I need some help. If I were to give you $20,000, minus 14%, how much would you take off?" The secretary thought a moment, and then replied, "Everything but my earrings." Alabama A group of Alabama friends went deer hunting and paired off in twos for the day. That night, one of the hunters returned alone, staggering under the weight of an eight-point buck. "Where's Henry?" the others asked? "Henry had a stroke of some kind. He's a couple of miles back up the trail," the successful hunter replied. "You left Henry laying out there and carried the deer back?" they inquired. "A tough call," nodded the hunter. "But I figured no one is going to steal Henry!" Louisiana A senior at LSU was overheard saying... "When the end of

The Demographics Of American Newspapers
1. The Wall Street Journal is read by the people who run the country. 2. The Washington Post is read by people who think they run the country. 3. The New York Times is read by people who think they should run the country and who are very good at crossword puzzles. 4. USA Today is read by people who think they ought to run the country, but don't really understand The New York Times. They do, however, like their statistics shown in pie charts. 5. The Los Angeles Times is read by people who wouldn't mind running the country -- if they could find the time -- and if they didn't have to leave Southern California to do it. 6. The Boston Globe is read by people whose parents used to run the country and did a far superior job of it, thank you very much. 7. The New York Daily News is read by people who aren't too sure who's running the country and don't really care as long as they can get a seat on the train. 8. The New York Post is read by people who don't care who'

My Lil Yahoo Group Bit The Dust
Hi there, just wanted to kick off my 1st blog here. I had a small yahoo group of about 3000 members that was deleted last week due to the fact that a member had posted pics of his wife there without her knowledge and another member who recognised her contacted yahoo and they closed us down instead of deleteing the offending member. RIP Aussiekylie Yahoo group. Anyway, we spent monday nite chatting on webcam at awc (link in profile) and had 3000 ppl veiwing which was a turn on to say the least. I hope they enjoyed the strip tease ......lol. http://www.anywebcam.com/aff.id?218529&s=1 Hopefully we will be back there sunday nite (aussie time) for another lil strip tease and maybe more depending on the nite. Kylie...x

Another Old Peom Untittled
The taste of blood fills my mouth, Your life essense flows over my lips and into my mouth, The small insencen apon your skin, As I lick the blood that is pooring from your wound, I stick the blade into my self and I guide your lips to my skin, The taste of blood fuels the wolf in me and the animal insticts take over my body, No longer do I have control over my body or my actions only pure animal instincts I ravge your body, My lips all over your my tounge tasting every inch of your skin my body covering your body, The wolf is incontroll of me as you lay there in ectasy, you can only help to think is this realty or some kind of fantasy, Then you relize it's both neither one is real or false, You say you love this feeling and that you love me and you know your words are true and not false, You tell me you want me and never want me to let you go, But you still wonder if what we are doing is right but you no longer care all you want is for this night to stay forever and n

To Every Guy Like This -where The Hell Are You??
To every guy that's said, "Sex can wait." To every guy that's said, "You're beautiful." To every guy that was never too busy to drive across town (or across the state) to see her. To every guy that gives flowers and a card when she is sick. To every guy who has given her flowers just because. To every guy that said he would die for her. To every guy that really would. To every guy that did what she wanted to do. To every guy that cried in front of her. To every guy that she cried in front of. To every guy that holds hands with her. To every guy that kisses her with meaning. To every guy that hugs her when she's sad. To every guy that hugs her for no reason at all. To every guy who would give their jacket up for her. To every guy that calls to make sure she got home safe. To every guy that would sit and wait for her for hours just to see her for ten minutes To every guy that would give his seat up. To every guy that just wants to cud

Huh?
My shoutbox was turned off the 21st. http://www.cherrytap.com/blog/49780/358723 You got a problem with it, remove me. I still accept all mails, and if you're in Fallouts or Elites mail me your Yahoo! Sick of the crap on CT.

Do You Ever
Do you ever feel unloved? I did. Do you ever feel alone? I did. Do you ever feel unwanted? I did. Do you ever wonder what if? I did. Please dear friend, see I answered in the past tense for a reason. Those feelings have gone away since I met you.

Old Old Old Poem.. Untittled.
As you breath can you feel your heart beat, When you close your eyes do you see what you want, Can you feel the hurting inside you the pain that creeps apon your soul and body with every beat, Do you truely want me or are you just puting on a front, As I close my eyes all I can see is you, With every beat of my heart I yern for you, I tell my self I can't fall in love but yet I do, Can't find a reason not to love can't stop loving you, All I want is your body next to mine, Needing to feel your breath apon my breast, Feeling your fingers entertwining with mine, Flesh to flesh sweat mixing with sweat, Your fluid's mixing with my own, Your tounge running across my nakied body only tasting the sweet taste of my sweat, Me alowing you to call me your own, Knowing all to well that there is no love now only pure lust, Why lie to our selves the only desire's right now is the pure and natureal lust that we have for each others, As we lay here our bare body's exposed t

Answering Service At Mental Institu
"Hello, and welcome to the mental health hotline. If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you. If you have multiple personalities, press 3,4,5, and 6. If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want. Stay on the line so we can trace your call. If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be transferred to the mother ship. If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press. If you are maniac depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, no one will answer. If you have a nervous disorder, please fidget with the hash key until someone comes on the line. If you are dyslexic, press 6969696969. If you have amnesia, press 8 and state your name, address, phone number, date of birth, social security number, and your mother's maiden name. If you have post-traumatic-stress disorder, slowly and carefully press 000. If you

Gardening For Dummies
A beautiful woman loved growing tomatoes, but couldn't seem to get her tomatoes to turn red. One day while taking a stroll, she came upon a gentlemen neighbor who had the most beautiful garden full of huge red tomatoes. The woman asked the gentlemen, "What do you do to get your tomatoes red?" The gentlemen responded, "Well, twice a day I stand in front of my tomato garden and expose myself, and my tomatoes turn red from blushing so much.." The woman was so impressed, she decided to try doing the same thing to her tomato garden to see if it would work. So twice a day for two weeks she exposed herself to her garden hoping for the best. One day the gentlemen was passing by and asked the woman, "By the way, how did you make out? Did your tomatoes turn red?" "No,"she replied, "but my cucumbers are enormous!"

Four Cats
Four men were bragging about how smart their cats were. The first man was an Engineer, the second man was an Accountant, the third man was a Chemist,,,,,,and The fourth man was a Government Employee. To show off, the Engineer called his cat, "T-square, do your stuff." T-square pranced over to the desk, took out some paper and pen and promptly drew a circle, a square, and a triangle. Everyone agreed that was pretty smart. But the Accountant said his cat could do better. He called his cat and said, "Spreadsheet, do your stuff." Spreadsheet went out to the kitchen and returned with a dozen cookies. He divided them into 4 equal piles of 3 cookies............. Everyone agreed that was good. But the Chemist said his cat could do better. He called his cat and said,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, "Measure, do your stuff." Measure got up, walked to the fridge, took out a quart of milk, got a 10 ounce glass from the cupboard and

Ralph Gets Audited Today...
The IRS decides to audit Ralph, and summons him to the IRS office. The IRS auditor is not surprised when Ralph shows up with his attorney. The auditor says, "Well, sir, you have an extravagant lifestyle and no Full-time employment, which you explain by saying that you win money Gambling. I'm not sure the IRS finds that believable." "I'm a great gambler, and I can prove it," says Ralph. "How about a Demonstration?" The auditor thinks for a moment and said, "Okay. Go ahead." Ralph says, "I'll bet you a thousand dollars that I can bite my own eye." The auditor thinks a moment and says, "No way! It's a bet." Ralph removes his glass eye and bites it. The auditor's jaw drops. Ralph says, "Now, I'll bet you two thousand Dollars that I can bite my other eye." The auditor can tell Ralph isn't blind, so he takes the bet. Ralph removes his dentures and bites his good eye. The stunned auditor now realizes he has wagered and lost three grand, with Ralph's attorne

Fireman Sex
A FIREMAN came home from work one day and told his wife, "You know, we have a wonderful system at the fire station: BELL 1 rings and we all put on our jackets, BELL 2 rings and we all slide down the pole, BELL 3 rings and we're on the fire truck ready to go. "From now on when I say BELL 1, I want you to stripnaked.. When I say BELL 2, I want you to jump in bed. And when I say BELL 3, we are go ing to make love all night." The next night he came home from work and yelled, "BELL 1!" The wife promptly took all her clothes off. When he yelled "BELL 2!", the wife jumped into bed. When he yelled "BELL 3!", they began making love. After a few minutes the wife yelled "BELL 4!" "What the hell is BELL 4?" asked the husband? "ROLL OUT MORE HOSE," she replied, "YOU'RE NOWHERE NEAR THE FIRE"

Newbie
okay, be patient with me, I'm new at this. For some reason I thought that you'd be about to see and talk about "adult" content in an "adult" online bar.....okay, so what's the problem? we can drink here but we can't talk about "adult" stuffs? That sounds kinda gay to me, but whatever....I'm giving this place a shot, so far, I don't like what I see, so far I'm confused and bored....all at the same time, lets see if we can fix this. -Julie

Untitled
i see the love in your eyes and it sure doesnt tell any lies just like the way you hold me close it's so strong i overdose and when your gone i wish you were here every time i close my eyes your the face i see with your arms spread out and ready for me i long for every kiss and every warm embrace but all i do is close my eyes and theres no more missing you for you is what i see i cant wait for the day that you are mine just like so many years ago but as time goes by i still love you and thats why the singing doves fly i think about you everyday and wonder if you do the same but all in all as years gone by you will someday soon always be mine like years ago as so it should be to forget we parted becuase that will never ever be your in my heart and thats where u'll stay forever in my thoughts and at night when i pray i loved you then i love you now and u'll always be my lover,best friend,and ur married to my heart for ever and always trin,

Another Of The Dark Poems
Beware fair maiden I think it unwise For this man is a demon in disguise Lurking in the shadows and tracing your step Desire of the flesh into it’s soul have crept Drools over thoughts of what he would dare do Seeks to play with your passions and to renew Lust that will consume you and end innocents No remorse will it feel and make no penance For the look in you eyes that is it’s prize It will give it power and then to give rise To a demon that dwells in your lusty soul Two demons bound and becoming whole Giving each other what they most desire To burn in the heat of passions fire feel the rapture of a shared climax born of lust Then to be one till flesh does turn to dust For one soul , one heart, and one mind in torment This lust of the soul was what destiny meant When you and this demon came into this life Married in the sins of lust and now you’re the wife Of a demon that will never let your soul free Give into your lusty desire it is our sweet destiny By R.

Imagine That
In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 litre of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of escherichia coli, (E.coli)bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop. However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine (or rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting. Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = Health Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of shit. There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm doing it as a public service. P.S. Some of you have obviously had far too much water!

Jet - Shine On (my Current Mood :()
Please don't cry You know I'm leaving here tonight Before I go I want you to know that there will always be a light And if the moon had to runaway And all the stars didn't wanna play Don't waste the sun on a rainy day The wind will soon blow it all away So many times I'd tried To be much more than who I am And if I let you down I will follow you 'round until you understand That if the moon had to runaway And all the stars didn't wanna play Don't waste the sun on a rainy day The wind will soon blow it all away When the days all seem the same Don't feet the cold or wind or rain Everything will be okay We will meet again one day I will shine on, for everyone So please don't cry Although I leave you here this night Where ever I may go how far I don't know But I will always be your light That if the moon had to runaway And all the stars didn't wanna play Don't waste the sun on a rainy day The wind will soon blow it all away When the days all seem the

Making Pancakes
Six -year-old Brandon decided one Saturday morning to fix his parents pancakes He found a big bowl and spoon, pulled a chair to the counter, opened the cupboard and pulled out the heavy flour canister, spilling it on the floor. He scooped some of the flour into the bowl with his hands, mixed in most of a cup of milk and added some sugar, leaving a floury trail on the floor which by now had a few tracks left by his kitten. Brandon was covered with flour and getting frustrated. He wanted this to be something very good for Mom and Dad, but it was getting very bad. He didn't know what to do next, whether to put it all into the oven or on the stove and he didn't know how the stove worked! Suddenly he saw his kitten licking from the bowl of mix and reached to push her away, knocking the egg carton to the floor. Frantically he tried to clean up this monumental mess but slipped on the eggs, getting his pajamas white and sticky. And just then he saw Dad standing at the door. Big crocodile

"ultimate Girlfriend Application"
SEE HOW MANY PEOPLE SEND THIS BACK TO YOU! EVEN IF YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND OR GIRLFRIEND- REPOST THIS! GIRLS TITLE IT "ULTIMATE BOYFRIEND APPLICATION" BOYS TITLE IT "ULTIMATE GIRLFRIEND APPLICATION" 1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Fave Color: 4. Eye/Hair color: HERE COMES THE FUN ... ... ... 1. Are we friends? 2. Do you have a crush on me? 3. Would you kiss me? 4. ...with tongue? 5. Would you enjoy it? 6. Would you ever ask me out? 7. Would you make a move on me in a movie theater? 9. Would you take care of me when I'm sick? 10. Do you want to tell me something that you couldn't before? 11.Would you walk on the beach with me? and then take advantage of me? 12. If you heard a rumor about me, would you defend me? 13. Do you/have you talked junk about me? 14. Do you think I'm a good person? 15. Would you let me sleep with you (in the same bed)? 16. Would you let anything happen in that bed? 17.Do you think I'm hott? 18. If you could change anything about me -would you? 19.Would you come over for no

The Over 30 Crowd
If you are 30 or older you will think this is hilarious!!!! When I was a kid, adults used to bore me to tears with their tedious diatribes about how hard things were when they were growing up; what with walking twenty-five miles to school every morning ... uphill BOTH ways .. yadda, yadda, yadda And I remember promising myself that when I grew up, there was no way in hell I was going to lay a bunch of crap like that on kids about how hard I had it and how easy they've got it! But now that... I'm over the ripe old age of thirty, I can't help but look around and notice the youth of today. You've got it so easy! I mean, compared to my childhood, you live in a damn Utopia! And I hate to say it but you kids today, you don't know how good you've got it! I mean, when I was a kid we didn't have The Internet. If we wanted to know something, we had to go to the library and look it up ourselves, in the card catalog!! There was no email! ! We had to actually wr

The Confession
A woman's husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several weeks, yet she stayed by his bedside every day. One day, when he came to, he motioned her near to his side. She sat by him as he whispered, eyes full of tears, "You've been with me through all the bad times. When I was fired, you were with me. When my business failed, you were with me. When I was shot, you were by my side and when we lost the house you stayed right here. Then, when my health started failing, you were still by my side. You know what?" "What dear?" she asked gently, smiling as her heart began to fill with warmth. He replied, "I think you're bad luck."

Who Does The Work????
Who's working anyway? The population of this country is 300 million. 160 million are retired. That leaves 140 million to do the work. There are 85 million in school. Which leaves 55 million to do the work. Of this there are 35 million employed by the federal government. Leaving 15 million to do the work. 2.8 million are in the armed forces preoccupied with killing Osama Bin-Laden.. Which leaves 12.2 million to do the work. Take from that total the 10.8 million people who work for state, and city governments. And that leaves 1.4 million to do the work. At any given time there are 188,000 people in hospitals. Leaving 1,212,000 to do the work. Now, there are 1,211,998 people in prisons. That leaves just two people to do the work. You and me. And there you are, Sitting on your ass, At your computer, reading jokes. Nice. Real nice

3 Short Poems.
Give me your soul give me your mind let me caress your body and make you feel pleaser like you have never felt before let me show you a world so far her but at the same time is so close Will you trust me will you love me for me what will you do come to my fantasy world and be happy and know what true pleaser is........ Toys are fun there made for boys and girls, There made for adults and childern,what type of toys do you play with I got one here would you like to play with its be fun for me and you toys toys how much fun they are hmm toys for you and toys for me what is your faverit toys hmmm hee hee Iknow what mine is and I think you might have one I like . SEX is grand sex is fun sex can get boring as hell why do we fuck why do every one want sex sex just gets in the way of a relationship whats the point of sex do you know can you truely know hell sex is great sex is grand sex is ever so boring

With The Future,comes A Price...
http://www.usatoday.com/news/washington/2007-05-20-anti-immigration-extremists_N.htm?csp=34 you deside http://www.nytimes.com/2007/05/19/world/europe/19press.html http://www.nytimes.com/2007/05/19/world/europe/19europe.html?_r=1&oref=slogin Well you can read the stuff but I just wanna ask why are we looking 4 the wrong stuff.If you ask me.This war onj terror is just a means for a more radical globilisation for the busness sector.Uhhh,If you need more room to expnd ur fn empire.Why don't you build Condo's on the moon.There is plenty of space out there.We got a whole universe.Yet we are so mislead by our leaders.I mean look.We got the euro out of all this.A means of stealing identity's of those country's.Why can't we work together without eploiting rapping the land or blowing things up?Just some thgought's I thought you might ponder.As more peeps come into the world.The cost of rent goes up.So,Why can't we explore space with real peeps.Are we afraid they might actually fin

Swearing
SWEARING Some people complain I swear too much: that my liberal sprinkling of swear-based superlatives detracts from my point—which is sometimes quite good, I hear. You may be right, I do have days when I swear more than an Irish drunk, but fuck it, it's idiomatic. And, a reaction to the self-deluding elite like Jeffery Archer and other mass-market mega-authors who refuse to write a single curse word. Thing is, Jeffery, how do you write dialogue for a rough character—or in fact any real-world person—without swearing? Criminals swear. That's why they became criminals. One day they thought, 'should I get a job? Ahhhh, fuck it.'

Protect Animals Every Time You Im
Would you be interested in protecting animals every time you IM. http://www.hsus.org/shop/microsoft_im_initiative.html Each time you have a conversation using i'm™, Microsoft shares a portion of the program's advertising revenue with some of the world's most effective organizations dedicated to social causes, including The HSUS. There's no cap on the amount of money that can be donated! It cost you nothing but a few minutes of your time.

Fade
Being alone hurts more than anyone knows.. seeing the hot girls getting fawned all over.. and their looks will fade.. and since my looks are gone now due to cancer/chemo and years of abuse, I have nothing that will fade.. so.. I am safe to be with. No expectations.. no disappointments or let downs. Why are some men so shallow? Why do they only go for a girl that is hot? Why can't they go for plain girls.. we have heart, compassion, loyalty, and with us.. our looks stay the same.. and there is nothing to fade away!

Ye Ha?
What happened? I had tons of people to talk to all the time. Now it seems like I am abandoned did I get boring or did you just get a better friend? But anyway I am bored there is nothing to do and I have to go take a shower so if you love me as a friend and let me know leave me a message I miss you!!! Oh have a great hump day hahahha

As Another Bottle Opens
Another bottle open, As I look through the bottom, Nothing changes it all looks the same, Now I'm sitting in the window watching the rain, Hours go by as the rain slows and hasten's, Calm and relaxing, Thoughts never clouding my mind, Just calm and relax, As another bottle opens,

I Sound Like An Emo Princess...
Sometimes I wish I could just un-sew my soul from the rest of my being and set it free. I hate the fact that I am constantly thinking. I took a walk in the yard today and ventured out to where the pool is. The trampoline is over there as well, it brought memories of last summer back. Don't get me wrong, I love the direction my life is heading in. I just miss having the security of having someone to wake up and go to bed with. I miss watching someone face light up when I give them little surprises. I can't wait to get back out on my own. I am just afraid of being hurt again; once I allow myself to fully be open. Yet, if you don't take chances then you will never know anything for certain. God, I sound so fucking emo...

Downrater Drama Stirrer!!! I Love It!
so i recieved a comment from a friend on here about some moron on here (as if we didnt already know that there are morons on here. but basically this guy got upset because she didnt drop her panties the second he messaged her im sure. not only did he call her this, but then proceeded to downrate her to a 1 and then block her!!! i checked out his friends list and he happens to have some of the same friends i have... so check and see if your included... here is the conversation she had with him...in its entirety... Hey there.... check this funny shit out lol Da White Sox: question for u ok? ->me: Sure… if you are still there Da White Sox: ya are u? -> me: no I responded from my fake self lol Da White Sox: whatever smartass cunt he rated me a 1 and then blocked me hahahaha... uhhh good thing I didn't look him and wanted to ask a question... how do you take that personally? EASY you are a white sox fan hahahhaa here is the link to the obvious genius that has arrived on

Almost Threw Up
Almost Threw Up I was having dinner with my friends in a crowded dining hall earlier tonight when by chance I witnessed the most egregious public makeout session happening at the table across from ours. I'm not talking about "peck-on-the-cheek" PDA. This was full-blown "Mama-Bird-Feeding-the-Chicks" face-sucking. I'm not sure what prompted this. Either he had just proposed to her or she was trying to suck his eyeballs out through his mouth. There must be some rule that PDA can never involve two attractive people. The couple in question wasn't exactly ugly, but definitely not attractive enough that anyone would want to watch them swap dinners, either. Still, I couldn't help myself from staring, my face frozen in the gaping expression of a person being choked. It was a lot like looking at an amputee: it's kind of gross and you know you shouldn't stare but you just can't bring yourself to look away. Nor was I the only one staring. My entire table watched in disbelief as the girl sid

My Venting For The Day
I am so tired of this chic starting shit with my sister. She always has to bad mouth her and thinks she is the shit..LOL what little does she know. She says that my sister is starting all these lies with her family and bla bla bla..LOL When my sister writes a mumm or her side of the story this chic always has to stick her nose like she knows what the hell is going on. She knows what her husband told her and thats it. She doesn't know the whole story to any of it and yet she thinks she knows it all..she says that its her business of what my sister's kids do or whatever..what the fuck ever. She ain't there mommy and thank god for that..LOL She has three kids of her own and yet she worries entirly too much about everyone else..what does that tell ya?? People like that need to wake up and see the big picture because obviously she isn't getting it. She writes a mumm about my parents which threw me over the line..she doesn't even know my parents and yet she doesn't even have any so then

Entries
The following are entries to a contest by The Washington Post, in which respondents had to write a two-line romantic poem...except that the last line had to be as un-romantic as the first line was romantic: 1. My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife: Marrying you screwed up my life. 2. I see your face when I am dreaming. That's why I always wake up screaming. 3. Kind, intelligent, loving and hot; This describes everything you are not. 4. Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss, But I only slept with you because I was pissed. 5. I thought that I could love no other--that is, until I met your brother. 6. Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head. 7. I want to feel your sweet embrace But don't take that paper bag off your face. 8. I love your smile, your face, and your eyes Damn, I'm good at telling lies! 9. My love, you take my breath awa

Fly Away
WHY SHOULD I STICK AROUND WHEN NO ONE UNDERSTANDS ME WHY SHOULD I KEEP A LIFE THAT ALWAYS TENDS TO HURT ME I LOOK THREW ALL THE SHATTERED GLASS REMINDING ME OF MY PAST I LOOK AT MYSELF & SEE BLACK EYES FROM SOMEONE THAT DIDN'T LOVE ME I LOOK FURTHER & SEE MY LAST DAYS ME WALKING OUT HIM GRABBING MY ARM THEN ME I TURN & LET HIM FEEL HOW IT REALLY FEELS WHEN I BROKE HIS JAW I SEE MY PITIFUL REFLECTION IN A PUDDLE OF TEARS SEEING MYSELF CRY WHY SHOULD I STICK AROUND WHEN NO ONE REALLY SEES ME WHY SHOULD I KEEP A LIFE WHEN ALL I WANT IS TO DIE SO YOUR LOOKING AT ME THREW PERFECT GLASS WANTING TO KNOW HOW LONG I WILL LAST HELTER SKELTER WAS MY FAVORITE BED TIME STORY THE STORY THAT SILENCE MY INNER RAGE MADE ME FEEL SO SAFE INSTEAD OF FEELING LIKE A ANIMAL LOCKED IN A CAGE WHY SHOULD I STICK AROUND WHEN NO ONE UNDERSTANDS ME I'M TIRED OF STICKING AROUND CUZ NO ONE WILL EVER UNDERSTAND ME

Taking A Tinkle...
A woman pregnant with triplets was walking down the street when a masked robber ran out of a bank and shot her three times in the stomach. Luckily the babies were OK. The surgeon decided to leave the bullets in because it was too risky to operate. She gave birth to two healthy daughters and a healthy son. All was fine for 16 years, and then one daughter walked into the room in tears. "What's wrong?" asked the mother. "I was taking a tinkle and this bullet came out," replied the daughter. The mother told her it was okay and explained what happened 16 years ago. About a week later the second daughter walked into the room in tears. "Mom, I was taking a tinkle and this bullet came out" Again the mother told her not to worry and explained what happened 16 years ago. A week later her son walked into the room in tears. "It's okay" said the Mom, "I know what happened. You were taking a tinkle and a bullet came out." "No," said the boy, "I was playing with myself and I

The Play Toy
I'm just some one, Thats a no one, Just a play toy for people, No one cares for thee, Used and Bruised, Just a meens to anothers affextion, I'm not the one, Its the one that I call, my bro, I'm just a tool, A thing, I have no emotion, I'm just a play toy

Bbw And Proud Of It
Look Out CT I am a BBW and DAMN PROUD OF IT! For you narrow minded asses that want to bash us you can kiss my ass. I may be a big girl but I can keep losing weight and keep living life to its fullest. I have what every skinny chick has and then some. I have brains, personality, a man that loves me, children that adore me, a home overlooking the water, a nice ride, not to mention there are chubby chasers who would love to get with me. That's so cool that some people in this world sees a person for what they are. I have a warm heart, nice smile, nice boobs, nice ass, a voice of an angel, and people that admire me as much as I do them. So consider this you narrow minded people! BBW's are here to stay so get USED TO IT!!!!

Decorus
WHAT HAPPENEND TO THE LIL GURL THAT DIED INSIDE SOMONE TOLD HER THAT SHE WASN’T GOOD THAT SHE DIDN’T KNOW HOW TO TAKE HER TIME WELL THOSE BASTARDS LIED TO HER THAT THEY DID THE LOVING GURL LAYED DOWN ON HER DEATH BED FILLED THE TEARS, HOPE, & FEARS ALL HER DREAMES, HOPES & LOVE DIED LIL BY LIL DAY BY DAY AS THE ONES THAT SLOWLY KILLED TORTURED HER INNOCENT SOUL SHE WASN’T AN IDOIT & SHE WASN’T STUPID THE PEOPLE THAT SHE LOVED THE MOST KILLED HER TENDER SPIRIT MORE COKE SHE SNORT THE HIGHER SHE GOT SHE HATED HER LIFE & THOSE WHO HELPED DISTROY IT ALL OF HER FRIEND GATHERED AROUND TO WATCH THIS FREAK SHOW AS IT MADE ITS LAST PERFORMANCE IN TOWN IN A GROUP WITH ONLY FRIENDS SHE NEVER HEARD VOICE JUST SILENCE AS IF SHE HAD FINIAL GONE DEAF THIS LIL GURL IS SAD & LONELY HUNG OUT TO DRY NO ONES THERE TO SING HER A HELLISH LULLABY THERES NO ROCK A BYE BABY, NO TWIKLE, TWIKLE LIL DEATH STAR, & NO SOUNDS OF A I LOVE YOU ANYWHERE AROUND SHE STOP TIME I N A FRACTION OF A SECON

50th Anniversary
On the evening of their 50th anniversary, a reminiscing wife found the negligee she wore on her wedding night and put it on. She went to her husband and said "Honey, do your remember this?" He looked up from his newspaper and said, "Yes dear, I do. You wore that same negligee the night we were married." She said, "Yes, that's right. Do you remember what you said to me that night?" He nodded and said, "Yes dear, I still remember." "Well, what was it?" she asked. He was not much in the mood for this, but he sighed and responded, "Well, honey, as I remember, I said, 'Oh, baby, I'm going to suck the life out of those boobs and screw your brains out.' She giggled and said, "Yes, dear, that's it. That's exactly what you said. So now it's fifty years later, and I'm in the same negligee. What do you have to say tonight?" He looked her up and down and replied, "Mission accomplished."

The Orange Of Sin.
Your touch is softer than your skin, Lips are more adddicting than any drug they should be a sin, They sweetness is diden deep insider your out shell, So is the necture of a orange hding behind its pell till you cut into it's prtective cell, Warm and surgary, Luquidty and rich as honey, Gushing and oozing, Eatable as well as drinkable, Addicting with the frist tast, When its tottaly gond your left wanting, craving more, Even though you feel refreshed and quenched, Pure satifaction is but a kiss, touch ,taste and word away, If thee wants they orange then thee but needs to ask. ©

What Next???
What Next Defense Attorney: Will you please state your age? Little Old Lady: I am 86 years old. Defense Attorney: Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened the night of April 1st? Little Old Lady: There I was, sitting there in my swing on my front porch on a warm spring evening, when a young man comes creeping up on the porch and sat down beside me. Defense Attorney: Did you know him? Little Old Lady: No, but he sure was friendly. Defense Attorney: What happened after he sat down? Little Old Lady: He started to rub my thigh. Defense Attorney: Did you stop him? Little Old Lady: No, I didn't stop him. Defense Attorney: Why not? Little Old Lady: It felt good. Nobody had done that since my Albert died some 30 years ago. Defense Attorney: What happened next? Little Old Lady: He began to rub my breasts. Defense Attorney: Did you stop him then? Little Old Lady: No, I did not stop him. Defense Attorney: Why n

Scary Fairy Tail
OVER THE HILL & THREW THE WOODS TO GRANDMOTHERS HOUSE WE GO A BASKET FILLED WITH PILLED & CHEAP THRILLS ALL READY TO GO BONDAGE FOR A LOVER & MAYBE FOR ANOTHER NO ONE REALLY KNOWS A SHOT OF JACK A FIFTH OF JAGERMISTER IT GETS MY BLOOD BOILING FUCK THE CARES OF GRANDMOTHERS HOUSE & THE WAY WERE SUPPOSE TO GO I WANNA WALK THREW THE DARK PART OF THE WOODS I TIE MY FUCK BUDDY TO MY BODY SO I CAN FEEL EVERY INCH OF HIS BODY PRESSED UP AGAINST MINE AS MUCH AS I WANT TO I CAN NOT DENY THE HUNGER THAT LIES DEEP INSIDE THE FREAK SHOW I COULD PUT ON FOR ALL THE GIRLS & BOYS SO CUM ONE CUM ALL & SEE WHAT FREAK SHOW I DARE TO PERFORM WITH A WAVE OF MY HAND I GRAB MY LOVERS NECK PULLING HIS HAIR BACK I COCK IT TO THE SIDE & SINK MY TEETH INTO HIS NECK BLOOD START TO RUN DOWN FROM HIS NECK MY TUNG GOES WILD WITH EVERY DROP THAT POURS FROM HIS NECK MY SOUL IS ON FIRE GOING HOTTER & HOTTER i THREW HIM DOWN TO THE GROUND MAKING HIM BEG LIKE A DOG HE KISSES MY BO

Women;s Ass Size Study
There is a new study just released by the American Psychiatric Association abut women and how they feel about their asses. The results are pretty interesting. 1.5% of women surveyed felt that their ass is too big. 2.5% feel that their ass is too small. The remaining 96% say they don't care; they love him; he's a good man and they would have married him anyway.

Lusty Monster
Monstrous beast that dwells within Gaining control and reeking of sin Seeking to force lust into the heart Growing more powerful right from the start Feeding on thoughts of sweet lusty wench Thirst for your juices flowing never to quench It needs your moans of passion and lusty sighs It feeds on your fire and soon does give rise To the copulation of woman and beast Taste of your love is the favored feast Burn fire burn and give forth the release For only in you will my beast find it’s peace Beast imprisoned within this man and fed on your fire You’re the woman of this mans deepest lusty desire By R. Thomas Dinsmore

Faded Picture Of Me
IF YOU LOOK BEYOND THE BLUE EYES & YOU GO MUCH FURTHER YOU CAN SEE THEY HAVE BEEN TERRORIZED SWEET HATE MIXED WITH PAIN YOU GO DEEP INSIDE THEY'LL BEGAN TO EXPLAIN SEEING THINGS & DOING THINGS AS A CHILD BEING USED BY THOSE THAT HARBORED A DEMONIC SMILE ALWAYS TRUSTING THOSE WHO SHOULDN'T HAVE BEEN TRUSTED LOVING THOSE WHO DIDN'T DESERVED TO BE LOVED NEVER THINKING BOUT WHAT THEY WERE TRULY DOING TO ME ALWAYS HOPING FOR A WAY OUT JUST NOT SURE HOW TO DO IT THE FLOOR IS COLD MY BODY WAS DYING SOMEONE FOUND ME BLOODY & CRYING WHEN YOU LOOK AT MY SMILE YOU SEE A LOT OF THINGS THE TROUBLE THAT HIDES DEEP DOWN INSIDE OF ME THE LIL DEVIL WAITING TO COME OUT AND PLAY THE LONELY LIL GIRL WHO'S TOLD TO STAY AWAY SHE NOT THE RIGHT TYPE SHE DOESN'T DRESS RIGHT BUT WHO CARE I ALWAYS END UP IN A FIGHT THE SIMPLE PART IS HARDLY THERE IT IS NEVER SHOWN TO PEOPLE CUZ THEY THINK ITS THERES TO OWN FIGHTING LONG HARD BATTLE ON WHAT i SHOULD BE SAYING FUCK IT ALL WHY

Random
My Computer My computer is on its last legs. I'm fairly certain that any day now, it will spontaneously burst into flames as I'm illegally downloading episodes of Lost, sending pieces of computer shrapnel into my face and setting my place on fire. I'm convinced that if my computer were a person, it would have physical capabilities comparable to those of Stephen Hawking. Yes, he is alive, and yes, he can probably explain Euclidean quantum gravity, but at the same time, he can only communicate by blinking or using an electronic voice synthesizer. Like Stephen Hawking, my computer is old and diseased. It's slow, it freezes every other time I use it, and it probably hosts more viruses than a crackhouse in Harlem. One of its most irritating defects is a broken keyboard; the "G", "H", and "Delete" keys periodically get stuck, often causing me to unknowingly write cryptic emails to my friends that say, "ey, you douceba. ow's life?" This gets especially irritating when I have to ty

Blond Flat Tire Procedures...
A blonde's car gets a flat tire on the Interstate one day. So she eases it over onto the shoulder of the road. She carefully steps out of the car and opens the trunk. Takes out two cardboard men, unfolds them and stands them at the rear of the vehicle facing oncoming traffic. The lifelike cardboard men are in trench coats exposing their nude bodies to approaching drivers... Not surprisingly, the traffic became snarled and backed up. It wasn't very long before a police car arrives. The Officer, clearly enraged, approaches the blonde of the disabled vehicle yelling, "What is going on here?" "My car broke down, Officer" says the woman, calmly. "Well, what the heck are these obscene cardboard pictures doing here by the road?!" asks the Officer. "Helllllooooo, those are my emergency flashers!" she replied.

Freak Show
A GIRL WITH A TATTOOED BODY IS ALL YOU SEE WHEN YOU LOOK AT ME BUT YOU DON'T SEE THE REAL ME I MAY BE A LIL ODD BUT AT LEAST I'M COMFORTABLE IN MY OWN SKIN I LOOK AT YOU DRESSED IN GUCCI TRYING TO HIDE THE TORMENT THAT LIES INSIDE WHY NOT CUM OUT & FACE THE WORLD WITH THE RAGE THE DRIVES YOUR ANGRIER YOU KNOW THE ONE I'M TALKIN BOUT IT'S THE FEAR THAT CREATES THE DEMON INSIDE THAT WANTS TO SLIT YOUR WRIST JUST TO SAY GOOD NIGHT GRACIE BUT THE OTHER ANGRIER THAT DROWNS WITH YOUR OWN HORROR SHOW REPLAYING OVER AND OVER AGAIN WHILE YOU CURL UP INTO A BALL INTO THE CORNER ROCKING BACK & FORTH WHILE TEARS STREAM DOWN YOUR CHEEKS EITHER WAY YOU LOOK AT IT YOUR STILL ALONE IN CROWED ROOM FULL OF NOBODIES THINKING THEY ARE BETTER THAN ME I SEE YOU LOOKING AT ME WANTING TO BE ME ISN'T THAT THE FUNNY THING ONCE I WANTED TO BE YOU PURE GOOD BUT THAT SHIT NEVER WORKED FOR ME BEIN GOOD IS HIGHLY OVER RATED THINKING HOW OTHERS ARE GOING TO TAKE IT WHY WASTE THE TIME WHEN TH

Daddy's Poem
Daddy's Poem Her hair was up in a pony tail, her favorite dress tied with a bow. Today was Daddy's Day at school, and she couldn't wait to go But her mommy tried to tell her, that she probably should stay home. Why the kids might not understand, if she went to school alone. But she was not afraid; she knew just what to say. What to tell her classmates of why he wasn't there today. But still her mother worried, for her to face this day alone. And that was why once again, she tried to keep her daughter home. But the little girl went to school eager to tell them all. About a dad she never sees a dad who never calls. There were daddies along the wall in back, for everyone to meet. Children squirming impatiently, anxious in their seats One by one the teacher called a student from the class. To introduce their daddy, as seconds slowly passed. At last the teacher called her name, every child turned to stare. Each of them was searching, a man who wasn't th

Shock Me
SHOCK ME SEXY TELL ME YOUR WILDEST DREAMS FILL MY EARS WITH VIOLENT FANTASIES WHISPER SWEET CRIMSON FAIRY TAILS THAT MAKE ME GO WEAK IN THE KNEES SHOW ME WHAT YOU REALLY WANT TO DO TO ME ITS OK I'LL LET YOU TRY MAKE ME SCREAM WANTING MORE & MORE LEAVE KISSES UPON MY LIPS BUT GIVING ME PAIN AT THE SAME TIME BITING MY LIP AS YOU PULLING YOUR HEAD AWAY LET ME KNOW WHO'S IN CHARGE TELL ME WHO'S THE MASTER TELL ME WHAT TO DO TELL ME IF I AM BEING GOOD OR BAD I HAVE A HABIT NOT TO MIND AND SOMETIMES NEED TO BE PUT BACK IN LINE TIE ME TO THE BED OR WHAT EVER YOU THINK I AM WORTHY OF TEACH ME HOW A GOOD GIRL ACTS IN TURN LET ME DO ALL THIS THINGS TO YOU BUT MORE LET ME STRIP YOU OF YOUR POWER & NOW YOUR ASS IS MINE LOL WATCH ME AS I PULL UR HAIR TELLING YOU THAT YOU CAN'T HAVE ME UNLESS YOU WORK FOR ME PROVE TO ME THAT YOU REALLY WANT ME I REMIND YOU THAT SEX IS NOT THE QUESTION IT IS THE PRIZE AND IF YOUR GOOD YOU'LL GET IT PLUS WHAT EVER ELSE THAT YOU CAN SHOCK

Woman's Day Off....yeah Right!!!
This is sooooo true....It’s summer time. Yeah!We are about to enter the summer and BBQ season. Therefore it is important to refresh your memory on the etiquette of this sublime outdoor cooking activity, as it's the only type of cooking a 'real' man will do, probably because there is an element of danger involved.When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events are put into motion: Routine... (1) The woman buys the food. (2) The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and makes dessert. (3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensiles and sauces, and takes it to the man who is lounging beside the grill........beer in hand. Here comes the important part: (4) THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL. More routine.... (5) The woman goes inside to organize the plates and cutlery. (6) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is burning. He thanks her and asks if she will bring anothe

Summer
Well, Summer is upon us and I have to relinquish my kids to their sperm donor for 6 weeks. I have to stay strong for their sake. I will give me a little time to myself and do a little home improvement that needs to be done without having to stop every 5 minutes to tell them to behave and stay clear. Also I won't have 400 kids running in and out of my house all during the day.( yea 400 is exagerating lol) Still when you have kids from the age of 5 to 14 you get a little stir crazy! BUT! I still have a feeling if its not the younger ones down here it will be the 17, 19 and 23 yr old wanting to hang out lol.

The Broken Mower
When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife kept hinting to me that I should get it fixed. But, somehow I always had something else to take care of first, the truck, the car, playing golf - always something more important to me. Finally she thought of a clever way to make her point. When I arrived home one day, I found her seated in the tall grass, busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors. I watched silently for a short time and then went into the house. I was gone only a minute, and when I came out again I handed her a toothbrush. I said, "When you finish cutting the grass, you might as well sweep the driveway." The doctors say I will walk again, but I will always have a limp.

Day 4
My Gosh.....wish I could be saying day 83 or something like that here. I just keep wishing things will get a little easier. If I had another connection besides dial up I could go to profiles etc etc etc and kill some time but I dont. Although this weekend I will be staying at my sisters so will be on dsl woohoo! But my main concern for staying over there is my hunni will be back at the apartment friday and I will be able to see him on cam. All this text messaging to Germany is a pain in the butt cuz I cant say half of what I want to say in a text message. He did surprise me the past 2 days and called me from a payphone in Frankfurt. That helped some just hearing his voice yet I long to see him as well. I have never felt such strong emotions in my life, they kind of amaze me cuz I know that I do have true love here. All the times before I must have just been in a caring status.... Just wanted to update a day 4..... on the lighter side of things........ Alles Klar!

Wear Your Medals
Nicholson: Show Pride, Teach Younger Generations WASHINGTON – To show their pride in military service and teach younger generations about the value of serving our nation, Secretary of Veterans Affairs Jim Nicholson urged veterans across the country to pin on their military medals on Memorial Day, May 28. "Wearing their medals demonstrates the deep pride our veterans have in their military service,” said Nicholson. “It also reminds all American citizens -- especially the young -- about the sacrifices our veterans have made for their freedom.” He encouraged veterans to display their medals no matter what they are doing on Memorial Day, but especially when attending public events. Nicholson said he believes the movement will become a tradition. Nicholson first urged veterans to wear their military decorations last Veterans Day under a program called "Veterans Pride Initiative.” About 24 million living Americans have served in the armed forces, with nearly 18 million wearin

A Vixen
A Vixen.... -Knows a whisper can be as effective as a shout, -Can break he rmans heart, but would rather make her man laugh. -Will wear, or date, any color she loves, -Is looking for a strong loving partner, but may have a right-now boo. ♥

Never Choke In A Southern Restaurant
Two hillbillies walk into a restaurant. After ordering their cornbread and beans, they talk about the latest addition to their junkyard business. Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough. After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress. One of the hillbillies looks at her and says "Kin ya swallar?" The Woman shakes her head no. "Kin ya breathe?" The woman begins to turn blue and shakes her head no. The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up the back of her dress, yanks down her drawers and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with his tongue. The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm and the obstruction flies out of her mouth. As she begins to breathe again,the hillbilly walks slowly back to the bar. His partner says, "Ya know, I'd heerd of that there 'Hind Lick Maneuver', but I ain't never seed nobody do it."

Stupid Husband
Mark forgot his wedding anniversary and his wife was really ticked off at him. She told him, "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in under 6 seconds, AND IT BETTER BE THERE." The next morning, Mark got up really early. When his wife woke up a couple of hours later, she looked out the window, and sure enough, there was a small gift-wrapped box sitting in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe, ran out to the driveway, and took the box into the house. She opened it, and found a brand new bathroom scale. Mark is not yet well enough to have visitors.

Sexual Harrassment
Every day, a male co-worker walks up very close to a lady at the coffee machine, inhales a big breath of air, and tells her that her hair smells nice. After a week of this, she can't stand it anymore, takes her complaint to a Supervisor in the personnel department and asks to file a sexual harassment grievance against him. The Human Resources supervisor is puzzled, and asks: "What's sexually threatening about a co-worker telling you your hair smells nice?" The woman replies, "It's Keith. The midget."

The Drunk
A drunk walks out of a bar with a key in his hand and he is stumbling back and forth. A cop on the beat sees him and approaches "Can I help you sir?" "Yessh! Ssssomebody ssstole my carrr" the man replies. The cop asks "Where was your car the last time you saw it?" "It wasss on the end of thisshh key" the man replies. About that time the cop looks down and sees the man's weiner hanging out of his fly for all the world to see. He asks the man "Sir are you aware that you are exposing yourself?" Momentarily confused, the drunk looks down at his crotch and without missing a beat, blurts out.......... "Oh my God ----- My girlfriend's gone, too!!!!!"

Please Have A Listen
i am in a singing contest online i have 2 songs in 2 contests the may idol and the oyaka both can be found at www.myidolworld.com , under the name chrissylou75 , in the may contest i sing get here and in the oyaka contest i sing because of you , i would be sooo grateful if you would sign up for free and vote for me i appreciate all your support , hugs and love from me xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Emergency Potty Stop
Two women friends had gone for a girl's night out. Both were very faithful and loving wives, however, they had gotten over-enthusiastic on the Bacardi Breezers. Incredibly drunk and walking home they needed to pee, so they stopped in the cemetery. One of them had nothing to wipe with so she thought she would take off her panties and use them. Her friend however was wearing a rather expensive pair of panties and did not want to ruin them. She was lucky enough to squat down next to a grave that had a wreath with a ribbon on it, so she proceeded to wipe with that. After the girls did their business they proceeded to go home. The next day one of the women's husband was concerned that his normally sweet and innocent wife was still in bed hung over, so he phoned the other husband and said, 'These girl nights have got to stop! I'm starting to suspect the worst... my wife came home with no panties!!' 'That's nothing' said the other husband, 'Mine came back with a card stuck to

What To Expect From Me As Your Friend
Ok people I seem to be getting more and more of you offering to show me your body parts, wanting phone numbers, wanting to "cyber," or just expecting a little teasing online relationship. So, this blog will be devoted to expressing what you can expect from me relationship wise, friendly or other. What I don't want: 1. I do not plan on meeting anyone on this site for any kind of sexual encounter or relationship (that statement alone will keep my friends list very low) 2. I will not give you my phone number and I do not want yours. 3. I don't want you to friend my just for the hell of it or to collect large amounts of people. 4. I am not going to "cyber" with you or show you anything. But I will damn sure peep at what you flaunt. 5. I don't want to join things outside of this site. I will support you when you need me too but not if you just need people to fill up space on your site or anywhere else. 6. I don't want to feel like I have to be a bitch to get these points across. What I d

Lace
SLIPPING THROUGH LACE DROWNING IN BLOOD THE PERFECT MURDER IS IN EFFECT NO ONE HEARS HER CRIES MUFFLED BI A SMALL SILK PILLOW THE ROMANCE IN THE ART AT HAND ONLY TO A TWISTED PERSON WOULD APPREICATE THIS MURDER SCREEN WITH CRIMSON AGAINST BLACK SILK A NAIL BITTING EXPERIENCE TO WATCH UNFOLD WITH EVER TWIST THERE ARE PERFECT TURNS HER HAIR LAYS DRAPPED ACROSS HER BREAST HANDS PLACE IN A INNOSENT POSE LEGS EVEN WITH THE SCEEN THEY ARE CROSSED HER MAKE UP IS NEVER DISTURBED NOT A SPEEK IS SMUGING HE WRITES HER LAST WORDS DOWN TUCKS IT AWAY TO READ ON A RAINY DAY TO REMEMBER HIS VIOLENT CRIME HE SLIPS AWAY JUST AS HER LAST BREATH DID SILENT & WITHOUT BEING NOTICED A LOVER WALKS IN TO OUR SCEEN & FINDS HER BEAUTIFUL PLACED LIKE AN ANGEL BUT TELLING A HORRIFIC STORY TO THE LOVER SHE SPEAKS ON VOLUMES THAT ONLY HE CAN HEAR I READ THE PAPER I READ THE WHYS THE POLICE WERE TRYING TO FIGURE THIS ONE OUT BUT IT GOES UNSOLVED THE CORNER RULES IT A SUI

Better Than Me
I think you can do much better than me After all the lies that I made you believe Guilt kicks in and I start to see The edge of the bed Where your nightgown used to be I told myself I won't miss you But I remember What it feels like beside you I really miss your hair in my face And the way your innocence tastes And I think you should know this You deserve much better than me While looking through your old box of notes I found those pictures I took That you were looking for If there's one memory I don't want to lose That time at the mall You and me in the dressing room I told myself I won't miss you But I remember What it feels like beside you I really miss your hair in my face And the way your innocence tastes And I think you should know this You deserve much better than me The bed I'm lying in is getting colder Wish I never would've said it's over And I can't pretend... I won't think about you when I'm older Cause we never really had our closure This c

Life
Life READ THIS VERY SLOWLY... IT'S PRETTY PROFOUND. Too many people put off something that brings them joy just because they haven't thought about it, don't have it on their schedule, didn't know it was coming or are too rigid to depart from their routine. I got to thinking one day about all those people on the Titanic who passed up dessert at dinner that fateful night in an effort to cut back. From then on, I've tried to be a little more flexible. How many women out there will eat at home because their husband didn't suggest going out to dinner until after something had been thawed? Does the word "refrigeration" mean nothing to you? How often have your kids dropped in to talk and sat in silence while you watched 'Jeopardy' on television? I cannot count the times I called my sister and said , "How about going to lunch in a half hour?" She would gas up and stammer, "I can't. I have clothes on the line. My hair is dirty. I wish I had known yesterday, I had a late break

Why
why is it that you try so hard to make someone happy and do things for someone and it doesnt seem to matter . they become your life and all that you think about and then you get told that you are spending to much time together . that they need their alone time . i mean it is not like you spend every minute of every day together . so why is it huh ? why is it when you try it dont seem to matter ? or when you try it is the wrong thing to do ? i mean isnt that what you are supposed to do in a relationship is spend as much time as you can with that person . isnt that why you are in the relationship with them . cause you want that . so why is it that me wanting this and doing this is wrong . why am i upset to the point of tears cause of this . idk . all i know is i love her

Concerning Being A Proud American
Rev, our history is full of that kind of stuff [supporting the Nazis before they ecaired war on the U.S.]. Proud? Only in regards that we are slowly learning not to do such things. It is a slow process. Takes about 20 years per lesson based on historic stimuli during a given generation's upbringing. I can't say I am always pleased with what our officials do, but I like our people. I am proud of them. Even people like, Mac ... . I don't agree with 'em, but considering how strong the opinions are running, we are still not shooting at each other. Gotta love 'em.

Jerry's Kids Mda Lock Up Please Help!
Being a mother of 2 Healthy kids makes me grateful but not everyone is soooo lucky, some are plagued with terrible medical conditions and we all have a chance to help, so you have a choice move on and don't care or make a diffrence, it's your choice. HELP! I’m going behind bars “for good”! This year, I have the honor and pleasure of (believe it or not) serving time behind bars for “Jerry’s Kids” to benefit the Muscular Dystrophy Association. I need your help to raise the dough to bail me out of jail. You can also pay to keep me in! I’d like to include you or your company on my list of contributors who are helping me raise my bail. Your donation would help MDA continue the fight against muscular dystrophy. Check out my web page and donate on-line by clicking on the link below. There you’ll find all kinds of information about MDA. Just follow this link to visit my webpage: https://www.mdaevent.org/ParticipantInfo.aspx?j=56dd4e72-22ec-4396-af83-646e3bf93c69 MDA

Concerning Iraq
Crazy, Eisenhower did just that when he push to shut down the Korean Conflict for much of the same reasons as we have in Iraq. Funny thing, as much as I don't care for the war in Iraq, I am getting the impression that it is not as bad as we want to think it is. We see the word "war" and have a knee-jerk reaction that is is "bad." While I am not about to say war is good, it seems that what is going on there is that Iraq is in the midst of a Civil War following the fall of Saddam (go figure), and our casualties are more akin to collateral damage in that internal war. Sucks, but I am begining to get the impression that our troops are not the prime target. I am still open to discussion on that, but it is an impression I am begining to see.

Have You Ever Wondered...
what people really think about you. Mainly your closest friends. You think they think the world of you, but then you go to turn a corner in the hall, and hear them talking. You hear things you wish you knew before, like what they really think. How they lie to make you feel better, and just to find out you have no true friends.

Whoot...whoot
Its funny how everyone gets worked up about ratings and things...You think I care if someone rates me a 1...nope!!! I dont care if u think Im ugly or whatever...u r intitled to your own opinion...dont think Im gonna lose sleep over the fact that you dont like me...cuz i wont!! U mean notta to me!! And its not like Im innocent by no means.... Like I havent looked at a pic and said this person is ugly and laughed but that my opinion and i keep it to myself. Everyone fights and says grow up and act like adults but maybe some people on here dont know how to be civilizated!! Maybe they like to cause drama so they can feel better about themselves...who knows their reasons...but the more we let them know it bothers us the more ammo they have against us...Its a lose/lose situatation!! No matter how much we complain or talk about it... it will happen anyways. We are all different and thats how it is..But its the difference that makes us who we are... and if are happy with yourself then you shou

Love In An Elevator,lovin It Up As Im Going Down
So today I have: cleaned the bathroom done laundry and now im baking cookies =D who wants some? anyhoo friends i have my old yahoo account goin so if u wanna add me plz do so candy_caner2000 much love and greasy sex! ~taisha~ xx

A Cloud Named Morbid
A little girl,she shouts as she points with her finger,That one,I think it's that one over there she proclaims.It's that dark one I just know it.That is the cloud called Morbid as she singles out the cloud.Thats the rainy cloud she said The stormy cloud,The thunder and lightening cloud,The hail and sleet cloud and possibly The snow cloud.It is so dismal henceforth The name,gray almost black.scary,haunting,daunting,cold casting a shadow across the ground,windy,breezy,and unfriendly. SWEET&KINKY 2007

Touched
SOME PEOPLE HATE ME i HAVE NO CLUE WHY PEOPLE GET READY COME ON WITH THE HOPELESS THEY HAVE NO WHERE TO SELF HATE BUT HAVE A PLACE TO DIE AND PLACE TO LIE THE HIDING FOR THE INSANE STAY'S IN THERE HEAD FILLING WITH DREAMS & HORRIFIC FANTASIES THE PLASTIC CRASH IN THE REHAB WAITING TO REMOLDED THEN THEY ARE NEW & HAVE NEVER DONE ANY WRONG THE CUTTERS KNOW WHERE THERE ARE IN THIS WORLD ON THE FINE LINE OF LOVE & HATE THEY ARE NOT DOING IT CUZ THEY ARE WEAK THAT IS WHAT THEY GET TITLED WITH THERE IS NO HIDING PLACE NO THE HOLY ARE IN MY LIL SERMON TODAY THE THING THAT MAKES THEM BETTER ONLY DESPISE THEM THE RINGS & THE MONEY MEANS SHIT IN THE AFTER LIFE THEN WE HAVE OUR PREACHERS WHO THINK GIVING UP ONE THING THEY THINK THAT THEY GET TO HURT THOSE ARE SMALL AND WEAK NO CHILD IS YOUR TOOL OF RELEASE I HATE THIS BUT U'LL READ IT FOR THE SURE HELL OF IT PEACE

Wha.....?
Holy crap man! Some of these people on here are so tempermental and fucked. I rated this dude an 8 and he went total apeshit on me! LIke, saying that I'm starting shit and whatnot. It's not my fault that he isn't grade A, number 10 to me..... haha, just kiddin. Like if people are gonna give out tens here and there....why even have a rating system? Is it another way to give pathetic saps the benefit of feeling good for themselves when all they got to show for it is a sloppy page and a couple of bad pictures? All in all, to hell with crazy ass dudes that go all obssessive over someone who is probably fucking with them in the first place! Haha, like seriously, dude....one person's opinion is gonna get his panties in a big mega twist...like take a pill buddy! go buy yourself a hooker. What really blowed was that he didn't have the stomach to sit and wait for what i would say. What a lamo. Haha, I just felt like blogging about it because it's one of those things i randomly decide

Sign Of The Time
Sign of the times? A little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?" The father answers: "Well son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said:

My Wedding Song:)
I DEDICATE THIS SONG TO MY HUSBAND MASTER CHEVYMAN....IT'S OUR WEDDING SONG BABY BOY I LOVE YOU SO MUCH...LOVE YOUR WIFE MISTRESS REENI..KISSES I HOPE YOU SEE THIS MASTER CHEVYMANN I'M HONORED TO BE YOUR WIFE. I LOVE U SO DEEPLY...

A Little About Who I Am
I was born in ohio but raised in florida.I am just a down to earth courty girl on the wild side.I love to meet new friend and try new things and very open mined.I love to ride and have a good time.I live in ohio now and hate the damn cold but my kids are here.I have 3 handsome boys that is my world and raised them myself.I have 1 step daughter that is very pretty herself.Was with her dad 17 yrs that i am separted from now.We didn't have much but we had love respect and understanding that's what counts in life.I have 16 grandkids 7 r my blood but I treat them all the same.They range from 12yrs to 3 months no they all don't live around me THANK GOD!!! lmao I am a true red head with ocean blue eyes that I have been told r very pretty.I love to shoot pool,ride,get drunk and party.I go to the local hang out which is the ohio bar in my home town where everyone knows everyone and if they don't they think they do.1 good thing about that is it is right out my back door.LOMA There r 12 of us kid

Sign Of The Times? Internet Joke
Sign of the times? A little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?" The father answers: "Well son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said:

Paranoia (this'll Probably Get Me In To Trouble!!!)
I warn you in advance the following may alter your personal opinion of me and possbly infuriate you. I assure you that is not my intention and I remind you this is simply MY PERSONAL OPINION. Do not take it as fact and if you do not like it be civil. We can simply agree to disagree. If I am eventually proven wrong I will admit my worries were paranoia nothing more. I am only human, I have been wrong before I make mistakes and if I'm wrong so be it. As a parent I honestly feel a deep sense of sympathy for the parents of tragic little Madeleine McCann. I have a son of my own and he is my whole world. Yet life has repeatidly taught me to trust my instincts and be suspecious of others motivations. The parents make my skin crawl and I distrust them simple as that. I distrust their true motivations and find myself questioning how innocent they truly are. They seem so peaceful and unemotinal upon screen that it appears as though they are at ease with the situation not worried or scared in the

All Along The Watch Tower
This song reminds me of a special online friend and it means a lot to me this song cause this certain person shared it with me and i love it a lot...it reminds me of this certain person......u know who u are:)

Nba Or Nfl???
NBA OR NFL? 36 have been accused of spousal abuse 7 have been arrested for fraud 19 have been accused of writing bad checks 117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses 3 have done time for assault 71, repeat 71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit 14 have been arrested on drug-related charges 8 have been arrested for shoplifting 21 currently are defendants in lawsuits, and 84 have been arrested for drunk driving in the last year Can you guess which organization this is? Give up yet? . . . Scroll down, Neither, it's the 535 members of the United States Congress. The same group of Idiots that crank out hundreds of new laws each year designed to keep the rest of us in line. Yo

Kids Say The Darndest Things...lol
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small. The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible. The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah". The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?" The little girl replied, "Then you ask him ". A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work. As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was. The girl replied, "I'm drawing God." The teacher paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks like." Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, "They will in a minute."

Dessert Recipes
Cream Cheese Cookies Ingredients: 1 cup butter 3 ounces cream cheese 1 cup sugar 1 egg yolk 1 teaspoon vanilla 2 1/2 cups self-rising flour Cooking Directions: Mix butter, cream cheese and sugar together. Add egg yolk, vanilla and flour. Mix well. Bake on ungreased cookie sheet about 12 minutes till lightly brown on bottom. Top should remain light in color. Top with nuts or candied fruit if desired. Cream Cheese Sugar Cookies INGREDIENTS 1 cup white sugar 1 cup butter, softened 1 (3 ounce) package cream cheese, softened 1/2 teaspoon salt 1/2 teaspoon almond extract 1/2 teaspoon vanilla extract 1 egg yolk 2 1/4 cups all-purpose flour DIRECTIONS In a large bowl, combine the sugar, butter, cream cheese, salt, almond and vanilla extracts, and egg yolk. Beat until smooth. Stir in flour until well blended. Chill the dough for 8 hours, or overnight. Preheat oven to 375 degrees F (190 degrees C). On a lightly floured surface, roll out th

Door
ALL WE DO IS TALK NEVER PUTTING ANY WORD INTO ACTION SO MANY TIMES I HAVE MADE MY WORDS MY ACTION I GET BORED OF YOUR STUPID ASS WE GOT NOTHING TO REACH FOR I AM PROUD TWO BE A LIL REJECT IN A PLASTIC SOCITY I REACH FOR THE DIFFERENT I SEE ONLY THE BIZARE WHY CAN'T ANYONE SEE SO TAKE YOUR SIMPLE MIND AWAY I GOT TO THINK TODAY LOVE IS JUST A WORD TODAY CARRYING SOME POOR BITCHES HEART AWAY THAT WILL NEVER HAPPEN TO ME I TURN MY HEAD TOWARDS THE HOLY CUZ THEY ALWAYS TURN THERE HEAD AWAY FROM ME REJECT IS ALL THEY SEE I FREE ALL THE DEMONS IN MY BODY FIGHTING ALL THE INNOSENT AWAY ITS JUST NOT ME I NEVER SET MY GOALS THAT HIGH ITS NOT WORTH IT TAKE ALL OF YOUR DRAMA WHEN YOU WALK OUT THE FRONT DOOR I AM SICK OF PACKING IT AWAY SO YOU & YOUR DRAMA WILL BE GONE NOW MAYBE YOU CAN TALK TO ME THROUGH A THICK ASS DOOR ALL WE EVER DO IS TALK I GET BORED & WALK OUT THE FUCKING DOOR NOW ITS YOUR TURN

Ying Yang Twins-dangerous (number One Theme Song)
Wycelf Callypor Lets Go I like the the way she dance she take the thug put them in the trance She shake the like an avalanche Look into her eyes And you taking the chance I see the fire in her eyes Fire in her eyes The way she moves She got the fire in her eyes Fire on her waist Fire in her thighs I love the scandal She so dangerous (dangerous) She's so dangerous (dangerous) She's so scandolous (scandolous) I love the scandal Hear me sing Wohoo Hear she comes Watch out boy she'll chew you up She's dangerous (dangerous) Dangerous (dangerous) I love the scandal She's fine She's fine She heals She mine Black barbie I'm ken She got hundred men and boosting? I ain't really trying to let you in But you can spend your Benjamins Make no mistake bout it she your friend Pisses all about differences Wait she like to play games And she don't care who she play wit' She do what she do And she gon' get what she gon' get

Aww You're Wussy Hurts Why?
Before I do what I do best...which is bitch about dumb shit...lol..I first wanted to thank all of those who sent their birthday wishes. I have managed to send thank u cards to those who sent gifts and returned as many of the comments I could get to...those that didn't fall off the page. I just wanted you to know how much I appreciate you..... Now...on to my rant! Some of my best material comes from the bulletins...so I'll choose some of my favorites: "DOWNRATER ALERT" - We now have to alert the whole site that someone thinks you or your kid, or your dog is not a perfect 10? What a waste of time...some people on site actually give what they consider to be an honest opinion. Sure, some do it just to be a jack off but in the whole scheme of things....how does it affect your day? Now, before you start griping that I don't get low rated...lmmfaoooo!! I've had enough 1's to pass around to all of my friends...lmmfao!! However, when I rate, it's always a 10 or 11....I figure if t

Love Heals
He was hesistant at first But fate had its way His heart needed to be nursed To be with mine I would pray He slowly opened up Like a flower to the sun His heart had had it rough But was no longer on the run My heart sent a message At first he tried to deny But my heart was agressive He had to comply His walls began to descend as I loved him even more Pain within his heart to mend My heart being the core As our hearts connected He had to admit The love he detected his hurt he would submit My love for him is endless it's not going to disappear Now my biggest hope and wish is for him to be near He is no longer scared To express his love for me I just showed him I cared My dreams now turning into reality.

Seriously Bizzare!
i don't know if it's all true--but someone did their homework...lol.. this is seriously bizarre!! 1) New York City has 11 letters 2) Afghanistan has 11 letters. 3) Ramsin Yuseb (The terrorist who threatened to destroy the Twin Towers in 1993) has 11 letters. 4) bill clinton has 11 letters. This could be a mere coincidence, but this gets more interesting: 1) New York is the 11th state. 2) The first plane crashing against the Twin Towers was flight number 11. 3) Flight 11 was carrying 92 passengers. 9+ 2 =11 4) Flight 77 which also hit Twin Towers, was carrying 65 passengers. 6+5 = 11 5) The tragedy was on September 11, or 9/11 as it is now known. 9 + 1+ 1 = 11 6) The date is equal to the US emergency services telephone number 911. 9 + 1 + 1 = 11. Sheer coincidence..?! Read on and make up your own mind: 1) The total number of victims inside all the hi-jacked planes was 254. 2 + 5 + 4 = 11. 2) September 11 is day number 254 of the calendar year. A

What Kind Of Vampire Am I
You scored as Malkavian, You belong to the Malkavian bloodline. The Malkavians are blessed with an "inner sight" which often gives them great perception and even clairvoyance. Many are sought for their counsel and insight. The drawback, however, is that they are all entirely insane. If a vampire is speaking in obscure riddles, it's a fair bet they are of Malkavian blood. Gangrel75% Tremere75% Malkavian75% Ventrue71% Toreador67% Brujah63% Nosferatu38% What vampire clan do you belong to?created with QuizFarm.com

Subject: Ebonic Word Of The Day
Subject: Ebonic Word of the Day Today's Ebonic word from the Louisiana Public School System OMELETTE Let's use it in a sentence: "I should pop yo ass fo what you jus did, but omelette dis one slide."

Britney Spears-do Somethin'
Do you feel this? I know you feel this Are you ready? I don’t think so Somebody give me my truck So I can ride on the clouds So I can turn up the bass... like Somebody pass my guitar So I can look like a star And spend the cash, like What you gonna do when the crowd goes “ayo” Why you standing on the wall? Music’s starting everywhere So why don’t you just move along? [Chorus:] I see you looking at me Like I’m some kind of a freak Get up out of your seat Why don’t you do something? I see you looking at me Like I got what you need Get up out of your seat Why don’t you do something? Now you all in my grill Cause I say what I feel Only rock to what’s real Bump bump But I can’t do that with you I’ll be here with my crew You can roll if you can Don’t be a punk punk What you gonna do when the crowd goes “ayo” Why you standing on the wall? Music’s starting everywhere So why don’t you just move along? [Chorus]

Quotes N Sayings
~If Stupidity Is Contagious...Then Keep Your Dumbass Away From Me... ~Too often, we loose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember when someone annoys you, it takes 42 muscles to frown, BUT it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and b****-slap the mother-f***er upside the head. ~I dont make mistakes I just date them ~I'm trying to imagine you with a personality. ~I'm not your type, I'm not inflatable ~Does your train of thought have a caboose? ~Warning: Objects in mirror are dumber than they appear ~Your my inspiration of what NOT to be ~I Refuse To Have A Battle Of Wits With An Unarmed Person ~If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, then baffle them with bullshit. ~If ignorance is bliss, why aren't more people happy? ~Okay, okay, I take it back! UnFuck you! ~Mommy, I wanna grow up to be a neurotic bitch just like you. ~A bachelor is a man whom women are still sampling. ~Behind every argument is someone's ignorance ~You have the c

Please Im Begging For Help
I AM IN A CONTEST FOR FREE VIC AND I REALLY WANT TO WIN! FOR ANYBODY THAT GOES IN AND RATES AND LEAVES ME 100 COMMENTS WILL GET A FREE VIC GIFT RIGHT NOW! IF YOU LEAVE MORE THAN 100 COMMENTS THE BIGGER THE GIFT WILL BE ;) JUST LET ME KNOW HOW MANY YOU LEFT AND I WILL REWARD YOU ;) P.S YOU MUST BEFRIEND THE HOST ~CT DADDY™~THE TEXAS GODFATHER™~Husband Of Ass Kickin Redneck Bitch™~I Love & Adore My Baby Angel~@ CherryTAP

Britney Spears-my Perogative
[Spoken:] People can take everything away from you But they can never take away your truth But the question is Can you handle mine? They say I'm crazy I really don't care That's my prerogative They say I'm nasty But I don't give a damn Getting boys is how I live Some ask me questions Why am I so real? But they don't understand me I really don't know the deal about my sister Trying hard to make it right Not long ago Before I won this fight Everybody's talking all this stuff about me Why don't they just let me live? (Eveybody) I don't need permission, make my own decisions (Oh!) That's my prerogative That's my prerogative (It's my prerogative) It's the way that I wanna live (It's my prerogative) You can’t tell me what to do Don't get me wrong I'm really not souped Ego trips is not my thing All these strange relationships really gets me down I see nothing wrong in spreading myself around Everybody's talking all this st

How Kinky Hehe
My score on The Kinkyness Test: Pretty kinky!(Grats! You're 72% kinky!)You kinkscore is pretty high. Most likely you're up for trying anything at least once, which show open-mindedness. You're probably a great lay, so just keep doing that thing you do! Link: The Kinkyness Test (OkCupid Free Online Dating)

Kelis-bossy (another Theme Song Of Mine)
Hahaha, 'ey yo You don't have to love me You don't even have to like me But you will respect me You know why? 'Cause I'm a boss Uh uh, watch the beat go Uh uh, watch the beat go Uh uh, watch the beat go Uh uh, watch the beat go I'm bossy I'm the first girl to scream on a track I switched up the beat of the drum That's right, I brought all the boys to the yard And that's right, I'm the one that's tattooed on his arm I'm bossy I'm the bitch y'all love to hate I'm the chick that's raised the stakes I told Young Stunna he should switch to BAPE I'm back with an 808, 'cause I'm bossy Ooh, let me slow it down for ya so you can catch the flow Screw it up make it go extra slow Real girls get down on the flo' (On the flo', get down on the flo') Ooh, I gave you a taste you want some more Touch down on it like a pro I ride the beat like a bicycle, icy cold Ooh, from the 6-4 hoppers up in crenshaw The money makin' playas up in Harlem Don't want no problem We gon'

Kelis-milkshake
My milk shake brings all the boys to the yard, and they're like, it's better than yours, damn right it's better than yours, I can teach you, but I have to charge! My milk shake brings all the boys to the yard, and they're like, it's better than yours, damn right it's better than yours, I can teach you, but I have to charge! I know you want it, the thing that makes me, what the guys go crazy for, they lose their minds, the way I wind, I think it's time lala-lalala, warm it up, lala-lalala, the boys are waiting, lala-lalala warm it up, lala-lalala, the boys are waiting, My milk shake brings all the boys to the yard, and they're like, it's better than yours, damn right it's better than yours, I can teach you, but I have to charge! My milk shake brings all the boys to the yard, and they're like, it's better than yours, damn right it's better than yours, I can teach you, but I have to charge! I can see you're on it, you want m

Untitles Poems 6 And 7
You wake to find her eyes still closed You want to kiss her but don't want to impose Stroking her long beautiful hair Touching her skin that is fair. Just to see her face Just to taste her lips You'd walk a thousand days.

Missy Elliot-one Minute Man
[Missy] Ooooooh, I don't want I don't need I can't stand no minute man I don't want no minute man Ooooooh, here's your chance be a man take my hand understand I don't want no minute man Ohh, ohh, uhh, OOOH Ohh, ohh.. Ohh, ohh, uhh, OOOH Ohh, ohh.. [Missy] Boy I'ma make you love me, make you want me And I'ma give you some attention, tonight Now follow my intuitions, what you're wishin See I'ma keep you up all night, for a long time Just start countin the ways [Chorus] Break me off, show me what you got Cause I don't want, no one minute man Break me off, show me what you got Cause I don't want, no one minute man Break me off, show me what you got Cause I don't want, no one minute man Break me off, show me what you got Cause I don't want, no.. [Missy] Tonight I'ma give it to you, throw it to you I want you to come prepared, ohhh yeah (oh yes)(show Me) Boy it's been a long time, a crazy long time And I don't want no minute man, and that's real Give it

Unspoken Words
UNSPOKE WORDS! BRUSES ALL UP & DOWN HER BODY MAKEUP & CLOTHES CAN'T HIDE TEARS RUNNING DOWN HER FACE A BROKEN HEART IS THE LEAST OF HER PROBLEMS A BABY UNBORN AN ABUSIVE BOYFRIEND SCARED FOR HER LIFE SHE DESIDES TO RUN RUNS AS FAR & AS FAST AS POSSIBLE BUT THERE'S NO WHERE TO HIDE HE FINDS HER AND BEATS THE HELL OUT OF HER FOR THE LAST TIME "A YOUNG WOMAN ABOUT 24 YEARS OLD,NAME UNKNOWN, PREGNANT WAS FOUND MURDERED TODAY!" - NEWS REPORTER A MOTHER IDENTIFIES HER BEATEN, TORTURED, LIFELESS REMAINS OF HER DAUGHTER SHE SCREAMS "THAT'S MY BABY! WHO DID THIS TO HER? WHY WOULD THEY DO THIS?" BUT IN THE BACK OF HER MIND SHE ALREADY KNOWS WHO "MOMMA HE BEATS ME!" "BABY GIRL YOU SHOULD STAY WITH HIM. HE'S A GOOD MAN. WHO CAN PROVIDE FOR YOU. YOU MUST NOT MAKE HIM MAD! HE LOVES YOU SO MUCH HONEY!" NOW AT THE FUNERAL EVERYONE IN TEARS THE PREACHER ASKS FOR ANYONE WHO WOU

Untitled Poem 5
As my salty rain drops fall from me You reach out your hand of honesty Grasping me as if there was no tomorrow Taking away this pain and sorrow A quick look back and you could be gone I tightly close my eyes and wait for dawn.

Missy Elliot-gossip Folks
yo yo move out the way we got missy elliot comin' through girl that is missy elliot, she lost a lot of weight i heard she eat one cracker a day girl, well i heard the bitch was married to tim and started fuckin' with trina well i heard the bitch got hit by three zebras and a monkey i can't stand the bitch no way when i walk up in the peace i aint gonna even speak im a bad mamma jamma god damnit muthafucka you aint gotta like me i aint stuttin these hos need to talk what ya know stop talkin bout who im stickin and lickin you just mad it aint yours i know yall poor yall broke yall jobs just hangin up clothes step to me get burnt like toast muthafucka adios amigos ah ah poes poes i dont brag i mostly boast from the VA to da LA coast izzy kizzy lizzy go chorus: musi ques i sew on bews i pues a twos on que zat pue zoo my kizzer pous zizzer ay zee its all kizza its always like its all kizza its always like

Untitled Poem 4
Walking through the woods I couldn't help but to notice The way you glow When the sun rays touch you Hand in hand, we walk along the path Over the roots and dirt The sun peers through the trees Like it's spying on us Becoming anxious, my heart beats Uncontrollable, my thoughts roam The leaves sway back and forth Expecting to become free Our souls become linked From beginning to end The life we want to live Is within our grasp.

Why God Made Moms....from A 2nd Grade Perspective..
> WHY GOD MADE MOMS > > Answers given by second grade school children to the following > questions: > > > Why did God make mothers? > 1. She's the only one who knows where the scotch tape is. > 2. Mostly to clean the house. > 3. To help us out of there when we were getting born. > > How did God make mothers? > 1. He used dirt, just like for the rest of us. > 2. Magic plus super powers and a lot of stirring. > 3. God made my Mom just the same like he made me. He just used bigger > parts. > > What ingredients are mothers made of? > 1. God makes mothers out of clouds and angel hair and everything nice > in the world and one dab of mean. > 2. They had to get their start from men's bones. Then they mostly use > string, I think. > > Why did God give you your mother and not some other mom? > 1. We're related. > 2. God knew she likes me a lot more than other people's moms like me. > > What kind of little girl was your mom? > 1. My Mom has always

Untitled Poem 3
Don't know what to say Don't know what to feel Your heart is one I want to steal. Wanting to touch Wanting to see Your soft smile Appear in my dream. You speak so sweet Your gentle words flow Just give me to words That I have come to show.

What You Give Me
You are my one... And only. Casting the light I need. Filling my dreams ...with sentiment. Completely offering, Forever. With one palpation From your sheath, You convey... Giddiness. You expose my eyes to innovative existences, Detaining my past exactly where it stands today OFFERING ME A WORLD OF HAPPINESS!

May 23
Waiting for other people to make up their minds is just plain infuriating. Luckily, you can still proceed as planned. Let everyone know you're forging on ahead. They can catch up with you when they're good and ready.

Hi Everyone
so i got a flood message from baby jesus after putting two comments on someones pic in a contest that i am flooding the system and my account is up for deletion so if that happens lol thanks everyone its been loads of fun hugsssssssss xoxo dont know if anyone else has gotten that lol yikessssssss

Wow..
So my friend totally told me about this site... and said its much better then that lame ol' myspace everyone is obsessed over, although I can't speak so much myself because I know that I was there for a while... can you blame me? This internet gets more faster, but more boring haha. So, I'm glad I found this place although it is really... fast. I got overwhelmed with all this cherry bombs and photo ratings. Its crazy, but I love it.

Untitled Poem 2
As the moon crept from behind the darkness You look deep into my eyes Not a word was allowed. Your warm arms kept the coldness away The meaning kept my fears distant The beauty of our hearts was heard. The wind stung our teary eyes I lay my head on your shoulder A tears glides down my face I whisper "I love you" As you kiss my tender lips.

Road Rage
An honest man was being tailgated by a stressed-out woman on a busy boulevard. Suddenly, the light turned yellow, just in front of him. He did the right thing, stopping at the crosswalk, even though he could have beaten the red light by accelerating through the intersection. The tailgating woman hit the roof--and the horn--screaming in frustration as she missed her chance to get through the intersection. As she was still in mid-rant, she heard a tap on her window and looked up into the face of a very serious police officer. The officer ordered her to exit her car with her hands up. He took her to the police station where she was searched, fingerprinted, photographed and placed in a holding cell. After a couple of hours, a policeman approached the cell and opened the door. She was escorted back to the booking desk where the arresting officer was waiting with her personal effects. He said, "I'm very sorry for this mistake. You see, I pulled up behind your car while yo

Your On My Friends List - Id Like To Know ....
1.)Q. Can you cook? 1.) 2.)Q. What was your dream growing up? 2.) 3.)Q. What talent do you wish you had? 3.) 4.)Q. If I bought you a drink what would it be? 4.) 5.)Q. Favorite vegetable? 5.) 6.)Q. What was the last book you read? 6.) 7.)Q. What zodiac sign are you ? 7.) 8.)Q. Any Tattoos and/or Piercings? 8.) 9.)Q. Worst Habit? 9.) 10.)Q. If you saw me walking down the street would you offer me a ride? 10.) 11.)Q. What is your favorite sport? 11.) 12.)Q. Negative or Optimistic attitude? 12.) 13.)Q. What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator with me? 13.) 14.)Q. Worst thing to ever happen to you? 14.) 15.)Q. Tell me one weird fact about you: 15.) 16.)Q. Do you have any pets? 16.) 17.)Q. What if i showed up at your house unexpectedly? 17.) 18.)Q. What was your first impression of me? 18.) 19.)Q. Do you think clowns are cute or scary? 19.) 20.)Q. If you could change one thing about how you look, what would

Queen-fat Bottomed Girls
Are you gonna take me home tonight ? Ah down beside that red firelight Are you gonna let it all hang out ? Fat bottomed girls You make the rockin' world go round Hey I was just a skinny lad Never knew no good from bad But I knew life before I left my nursery - huh Left alone with big fat Fanny She was such a naughty nanny Heap big woman you made a bad boy out of me Hey hey! Wooh I've been singing with my band Across the wire across the land I seen every blue eyed floozy on the way, hey But their beauty and their style Went kind of smooth after a while Take me to them dirty ladies everytime C'mon Oh won't you take me home tonight ? Oh down beside your red firelight Oh and you give it all you got Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin' world go round Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin' world go round Hey listen here Now I got mortgages on homes I got stiffness in ma' bones Ain't no beauty Queens in this locality (I tell you) Oh but I still get my

Yall's Prayers.....
Well i wanna really thank everyone fer all yer prayers fer Mom, cause they sure must be working. Shes doing so much better, the infection is all gone , n she anit in the pain she once was. Shes seemimg more like her old self than she has in such a long time. Still though she has some badf pain, exspecially in the late afternoon/ early evening. So still i have to watch her close, at least she is getting better. N i have been trying to message allmy friends on here more, it just all depends on her n work yall. I really do miss all of yall, n please feel free tomessage me, evenif its just to say hello. I love my family, dont get me wrong, just gets kinda lonesome not being on here like i use too. Just even message me n tell me how yer day has been, any message i recieve i enjoy so much!. But as fer me i'm doing fine, working more n feeling more like my oldself too! So yall write me, lemmie know how everyone is doing? N I will write ya back as soon as i can. I try n be on here some

You Know You Have
Played Too Much "Resident Evil" When: 20.) You have completed each and every game of "Resident Evil" (even Survivor) more than two times. Ref: Self explanitory. 19.) You think any blonde guy named Albert is an asshole. Ref: In all "Resident Evil" games, Albert Wesker is an ass to anyone he comes across. 18.) You have a tattoo of the Umbrella symbol. Ref: A white and red Umbrella, which is seen throughout the "Resident Evil" games. 17.) Your dog's name is Cerebus. Ref: In "Resident Evil" games, Cerebuses are Zombie dogs. 16.) When life gets tough or not the way you want it, you look for a typewriter so you can "tune out and take a break." Ref: In all "Resident Evil" games, you save your progress through a typerwriter, so you can finish later. 15.) You can quote every line from "Resident Evil" and "Resident Evil: Apocalypse." Ref: Both Resident Evil movies. 14.) You have a Resident Evil character on your site SOMEWHERE! Ref: Self explanitory. 13.)

Our First Steps
My wife and I have been exploring BDSM for a while now, but two weeks ago we decided to embrace the lifestyle more fully. Each morning, she waits patiently for me to affix a piece of jewelry around her neck. This will serve as our symbolic collar. Once I purchase a more befitting adornment for her neck, she will wear it whenever she is at home. She does not eat until she has been given permission. Little things like that are helping to reinforce my ownership of her. There is more to come in the future, including the piercing and inking of her flesh. We both lead very busy lives, and playtime is hard to come by. Tonight, however, it will be different. Tonight, for the first time, she has been given very explicit instructions on how she is to spend her time until I arrive home. She will gag herself with my favorite ball gag, the one that makes the drool flow copiously from between her lips. She dislikes this intensely, as the feeling of her own saliva pouring down her ch

Buck Cherry-crazy Bitch (my Theme Song)
Alright! Break me down You got a lovely face We're going to your place And now you got to freak me out Scream so loud Getting fucking laid You want me to stay But I got to make my way Chorus: Hey! You're a crazy bitch But you fuck so good I'm on top of it When I dream I'm doing you all night Scratches all down my back to keep me right on (Repeat Chorus) Take it all The paper is your game You jump in bed with fame Another one night payed in full You're so fine It won't be a loss Cashing in the rocks Just to get you face to face (Chorus x2) Get the video Fuck you so good Get the video Fuck you so good Crazy bitch Crazy bitch Crazy... bitch (Chorus) Hey You're a crazy bitch But you fuck so good I'm on top of it When I dream I'm doing you all night Scratches all down my back Come on! Baby girl You want it all To be a star you'll have to go down Take it off No need to talk You're

Untitled Poem
I can't seem to get my min off of you My eyes drift away Your chocolate eyes glide across my deatures That great smile becomes a link between us I'm always remembering your first look at me As we greet each other, your palms become sweaty My smile becomes greater as I glance to you You stutter beyond imagination, your words I dismay The distinction on your voice I study Your features are beyond my dream man Hopefully, we get to notice, we like each other Maybe one day we'll get together I'm wishing I could tell you everything I see Stopping myself, I don't want to make a fool of me I want you to take my hand and kiss it face down I want you to tell me of my beauty The way your dark locks frame your face The stare of your chocolate eyes bare sensitivity The touch of your hands are so soft Expressing how your heart feels for love Your soft kiss reveals your sense of love Your touch against my skin Adds sweetness to the blend of my kindness I feel strong i

Will Im Here.. And Where Are U
ALL.. WILL HOW HAS UR ALL WEEKS GOIN SO FAR? WILL MINE GOING OK.. HAVE 6 KIDS ALL WEEK..(BANGING MY HEAD AGAINST THE WALL) ... YEP WATCHIN 4 EXTRA KIDS.. MAN U ALL MUST BE THINKIN IS THIS LADY CRAZY OR WHAT.. WILL IM THINKIN THE SAME THANG HERE.. IM GOIN NUTS HERE.. BUT THEY ARE JUST KIDS... ABOUT TIME THIS WEEK IS ACTULLY OVER WITH I MIGHT HAVE GRAY HAIR OR NO HAIR AT ALL.. LOL.. WILL I GOT TO GO CHECK ON THE RUG RATS AND SEE WHAT THEY ARE DOIN LOL... LOVES AND HUGS

Blue October-hate Me
Hey Justin this is your mother, it is 2:33 on monday afternoon I was just calling to see how you were doin, you sounded really uptight last night it made me a little nervous. I just wanted to make sure that you were really ok and wanted to see if you were checked in on your medications. You know I love ya, see ya, bye bye. I have to block out thoughts of you, so I don't lose my head They crawl in like a cockroach leaving babies in my bed Dropping little reels of tape to remind me that I'm alone Playing movies in my head that make a porno feel like home There's a burning in my pride, a nervous bleeding in my brain An ounce of peace is all I want for you, Will you never call again? And will you never say that you love me just to put it in my face And will you never try to reach me, it is I that wanted space (Chorus) Hate me today Hate me tomorrow Hate me for all the things I didn't do for you. Hate me in ways, yeah ways hard to swallow. Hate me so you can fin

Beyonce-irreplaceable (take Notes Guys)
To the left, to the left To the left, to the left Mmmm... To the left, to the left Everthing you own in the box to the left In the closet, that's my stuff Yes, if I bought then please don't touch (Don't touch) And keep talkin' that mess thats fine But could you walk and talk at the same time And, it's my name thats on that jag So go move your bags let me call you a cab Standin' in the front yard tellin' me how I'm such a fool Talkin' 'bout, I'll never ever find a man like you You got me twisted [chorus:] You must not know bout me You must not know bout me I could have another you in a minute, Matter fact, he'll be here in a minute, baby You must not know 'bout me You must not know 'bout me I could have another you by tomorrow So don't you ever for a second get to thinkin' Your irreplaceable So go ahead and get gone, call up that chick, And see if shes home Oops, I bet you thought, that I didn't know, What did you think, i was put

How To Get What I Want In Life...it Wasn't Easy...
How to get what you want in life is now starting to come together. Well as many know i've been working hard despite struggling with not only school but work and dilligently saving towards my motorcycle. It's been a hard and long road but i've finally gotten what i've wanted. I got a new sound system in my car, i've got an amazing helmit and jacket for my bike, and a great bike (Ninja 650) on the way which i will have in August. I am more than excited. My mid terms for school are tommrow and i'm very confident that i will pass and not get dropped. I just can't wait. Im doing great and i know it. I've been making all passing grades with my tests, and it's just wonderful. I just can't wait to see what else is in store for me. Life at this moment is very grand.

Top 10s - (swiped From Persia)
TEN FAVORITES 01. televison show: The Soup, Cash Cab, Scrubs 02. flower: Rose 03. colour: Purple 04. sport: Figure Skating 05. mall: Emerald Square 06. music: Rock/Metal/Punk, pretty much anything but Rap and Opera 07. food: ice cream 08. season: summer 09. animal: horses 10. city: San Francisco TEN FACTS 01. hometown: Painesville 02. hair color: brown 03. hair length: medium 04. hair style: straight 05. eye color: Green/Hazel 06. shoe size: 8 1/2 - 9 07. mood: sullen 08. orientation: Straight 09. available?: For ....? 10. lefty/righty: righty TEN THINGS ABOUT YOUR LOVE LIFE 01. have you ever been in love: yes 02. do you believe in love: yes 03. why did your last relationship fail? Lack of communication 04. have you ever been heartbroken: yes 05. have you ever broken someone’s heart: I doubt it 06. have you ever fallen for your best friend: No 07. have you ever loved someone but never told them: yes 08. are you afraid of commitment: No 09. have you e

Love
To the one i love, I love you with all my heart forever and always till death do us part, You are the one i see in my life my entire future with you as your wife, To have and to hold is an understatement we'll be together all our lives we'll even have matching grave sites.

Mix Drinks With Alcohol
Exotic Dream Ingredients: 1 part Bacardi Rum 1 part Gin 1 part Orange Juice 1 part Pineapple Juice 1 part Passion fruit juice 1 part Coconut Milk Directions: Mix all the ingredients and pour in a glass, decorate with tropical fruit. Enjoy! Asskicker Ingredients: 1 shot Rum 1/2 shot Apricot Brandy 1/2 shot Blue Liqueur Pineapple Juice Directions: Mix first three ingredients. Fill with pineapple juice. Shake until blue. Absolute Addiction Ingredients: 1 shot absolut vodka 1 shot malibu rum 1/2 shot sloe gin 1/2 shot banana liqueur pineapple juice cranberry juice garnish with cherry and orange Directions: Mix first four ingredients. Fill with pineapple juice,cranberry juice, and then garnish with cherry and orange slice. Cherry Bounce Ingredients: 5 pounds Sweet cherries 1 quart Rum Brown sugar Directions: Wash and stem cherries. Crush them between your fingers. Pour the rum

How Do You Decide Whom To Marry? ( Written By Kids )
You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming. -- Alan , age 10 No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to marry.God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you're stuck with. -- Kristen , age 10 WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED? Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then. -- Camille , age 10 HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED? You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids. -- Derrick , age 8 WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON? Both don't want any more kids. -- Lori , age 8 WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE? Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough. -- Lynnette, age 8 (isn't she a treasure) On the first da

Contest Whore Is At It Again Lmfao
this ends first week of june, i think the 3rd, my vic is up at the end of the mth and there is 2 prizes both a mths vic.. need all the help i can get! thanks 100 comments gets u a vic gift til they are gone, just ctmail me when u are done thanks! sarah

Love According To 6-8 Yr Olds
Love Is 6-8yr olds: Karen - age 7 "You really shouldn't say 'I love you' unless you mean it. But if you mean it, you should say it a lot. People forget." Cindy - age 8 "My mommy loves me more than anybody . You don't see anyone else kissing me to sleep at night." Nikka - age 6 (We need a few million more Nikka's on this planet) "Love is when you tell a guy you like his shirt, then he wears it everyday." Bobby - age 7 (Wow!) "If you want to learn to love better, you should start with a friend who you hate," Emily - age 8 "Love is what's in the room with you at Christmas if you stop opening presents and listen." Chrissy - age 6 "Love is what makes you smile when you're tired." Billy - age 4 "Love is when a girl puts on perfume and a boy puts on shaving cologne and they go out and smell each other."

Sympathy
From The Hayes Daily News by R. W. Yeager, Norton, KS: We need to show more sympathy for these people. They travel miles in the heat; they risk their lives crossing a border; they don't get paid enoughwages; they do jobs that others won't do or are afraid to do; they live in crowded conditions among a people who speak a different language; they rarely see their families; and they face adversity all day everyday. I'm not talking about illegal Mexicans.....I'm talking about our troops. Doesn't it seem strange that Congress is willing to lavish all kinds of social benefits on illegals, but won't support our troops and are now threatening to de-fund them? Please pass this on. This is worth the short time it takes to read it. Semper Fidelis, Roadie

The A Word
At first you hear silence between the two of them The next minute you can't help but to overhear As the scream at each other, saying things they don't mean They tell each other they don't want to see each other again But you know in their heart they never mean it You hear crying, screaming, banging You feel so bad, you just want to barge in and stop them Stop them from making the biggest mistake in their lives You've always thought their relationship was perfect Until this moment, You find out it's not. You find out they have problems just like ever couple does You hear her crying as he's hitting her and throwing her around She can't stop it, no one can Unless someone calls the police But you're afraid that he will start beating on you So you just sit back and wish he'd stop You know he won't but you wish anyway You close your eyes for a moment Next thing you know you're in the waiting room Waiting for information about her He's in jail denying the whole incident

Pink-missundaztood
(Pink:) go Damon (Pink:) go Linda (Linda Perry:) Go, Pink! (Pink:) Yeah... Oh! Uh, thats me. I might be the way everybody likes to say I know whatcha thinkin' about me (uh-uh!) There might be a day, you might have a certain way But you don't have my luxeries And it's me, I know, I know my name 'Cause I say it proud Everything I want I always do Looking for the right track Always on the wrong track But are you catching all these tracks That I'm layin' down for you? [Chorus:] There's a song I was listening to up all night There's a voice I am hearin' saying "It's alright" When I'm happy and I'm sad but everything's good It's not that complicated I'm just missundaztood There might be a day everything, it goes my way Can't you think I know I'm super fly? (heh-heh!) I might see a world, in a world inside of you Then I just might say "goodbye" And it's my name, I know I say it loud, 'cause I'm really proud Of all the things I used to do 'Cause it's t

Loving Hearts Miles Away
Loving Hearts Miles Apart by Pauline Hamblin There are many miles between us, But our hearts see not the distance. Drawing our love even closer, On this my heart it is insistent. When we talk my heart sings, You'll never know the happiness it brings. Just to hear a word from you, Keeps my heart from being blue. I love you truly, yes I do. I forever want to be with you. For now I'll settle for the phone, But know it's in your dreams that I belong Longing for the day we greet, Two loving hearts will then get to meet. Never more to be apart, Knowing it was long distance we got our start

Words
Words by Katie Don't remember how it happened, Can't remember when. Somehow you went from being my email buddy, And became my best friend, I know that we belong to others; I'm not the type to cheat. So why when I read your words, Does my heart skip a beat? So here I am, unsure of what to do; The only feeling I am sure of, is my love for you.

Pink-family Portrait
Uh, uh, some deep shit, uh, uh Oh, oh, oh, oh, yeah, yeah... Momma please stop cryin', I can't stand the sound Your pain is painful and it's tearin' me down I hear glasses breakin' as I sit up in my bed I told dad you didn't mean those nasty things you said You fight about money, 'bout me and my brother And this I come home to, this is my shelter It ain't easy growin up in World War III Never knowin' what love could be, you'll see I don't want love to destroy me like it has done my family Can we work it out? (Can we?) can we be a family? (Can we?) I promise I'll be better (I promise), mommy I'll do anything (I'll do anything) Can we work it out? can we be a family? I promise I'll be better, daddy please don't leave Daddy please stop yellin (Stop), I can't stand the sound (Can't stand the sound) Make mama stop cryin, cause I need you around (yeah) My mama she loves you (I know it), no matter what she says it's true I know that she hurts you, but remember I love

Dream Lover
Dream Lover by Nina She wakes every morning with a smile on her face. She felt his love in her sleep. Dreamed of his embrace. Although she's never met his body. His heart she does feel. Anytime she has loved before. Has never felt so real. There is no explanation for it. Not one has she yet found. But OMG the feeling she gets when he is around. Although it may end tomorrow. The memory will not fade. For in her heart a life long friend. She feels that she has made. She hopes it last forever. She prays that they do meet. She dreams of the day her online love. sweeps her off her feet

Thinking Of You
Thinking Of You by Sea_of_okc I sit here quietly and watch the sun set Thinking of someone that I've never met I wonder does she think of me too Needless to say I am thinking of you Wanting to hold you, to see your face To take you away to a better place You feel so right, too good to be true I just can't stop thinking of you My friends say that I might regret Losing my heart to a girl I've not met I say there is nothing I can do I cannot help thinking of you I believe you were made special for me But wonder if that could possibly be I'm tired of being so alone and blue But I always smile when thinking of you

Every Night
Every Night by Michelle Every night, when I lay me down to sleep, I want to reach over, to feel your lips so sweet. Although I know I cannot be there, You will always keep me from having any fear. The sheets are very cold; I feel like I'm in a huge hole. What if we never meet? Would my life be any better yet? I long for the day we lock eyes; I want you to be surprised. As much as you may imagine what I'll be, I can only be me. So every night, when I lay me down to sleep, You are in my mind with me. And right before I fall asleep, I wish upon that star for you to be with me

Fate And Circumstances
Fate And Circumstances by Missy As words flow across the screen, Relationships are discussed Positions dreamed, Frustration intensifies. You say fate has brought us together But circumstances are keeping us apart Will fate and circumstances ever let us be as one?

My Angel
My Angel by Boardman There was a short time in my life When my problems were more than my ex-wife When all of a sudden this angel popped in It was love at first site you could tell by my grin Her hair was as golden as the brightest summer sun For a while there, I was actually having fun Her eyes were as blue as the purest blue ocean And comfortable I was even without any motion My Angel, I wanted to keep her When we were together I had no more pain Her beauty was breathtaking please let me explain With her in my arms I melted like ice She was gorgeous and smart and incredibly nice Well now that you know the way that I felt Let me tell you about the hand I was dealt She came with her friend who was not even dating And then she flew home to her boyfriend who was waiting My Angel, I wanted to keep her

My Kindred Spirit
My Kindred Spirit by Babycakes My kindred spirit, Do you doubt we’ll share, A love transcendent, And truly rare? Our souls dominion; Will give us no choice. Time will stand still, When I hear your voice. If fate has its way Your eyes will meet mine, Lost in forever We’ll travel past time. Then, long awaited Our hands will touch; Mine, fragile, soft, Yours warm and rough. No thoughts will break, Or suspend our dance. When our souls meet, We’ll be left to chance. A force of nature, Destiny shall ordain. Our will cast aside, Released from the pain. To each other's center, We will be led, Seduction upon us, Our hungers fed. My heart, for you only, My flesh will surrender, Respond to your warmth, To your touch, so tender. A coveted encounter, Fulfilled at long last, We’ll know from then on, If this will just pass. The danger for us, Will be revealed then - What might be our future, Are we lovers or friends?

Stupidity
Regardless of the shouts telling me I am not stupid, today I really am. Not gonna change my mind on this one. Rather than tell a friend how her actions were causing me to feel uncomfortable and some hurt, I let it build up inside, especially over the last few weeks. Today, I let it out and it got the best of me and I did something very stupid. Rather than trying to work together to fix it, I ended up making it worse. And now I have one less friend. I am sorry Chris.

Missing Madeleine Mccann[message Not Scanned]ý Please Pass This On
> FW: Missing Madeleine McCann[MESSAGE NOT SCANNED]>>>>>PLEASE READ THIS MESSAGE AND FORWARD IT TO EVERYBODY IN YOUR ADDRESS>BOOK...>>>>Please read this message and pass it on!!!!!!!!!>As you are aware my niece, Madeleine, is still missing and I am asking>everyone I know to send this as a chain letter i.e. you send it to>everyone you know and ask them to do the same, as the story is only>being covered in Britain, Eire and Portugal. We don't believe that she>is in Portugal anymore and need to get her picture and the story across>Europe as quickly as possible. Suggestions are welcome.>>Phil McCann>>Please Pass this email on to everyone in your address book and they>reckon it could cover 80% of the world's inboxes in 2 weeks.>Madeleine's Eye Holds Vital Clue>>Updated: 18:00 , Saturday May 12, 2007>>Madeleine McCann's family believe a new picture of the missing>four-year-old could play a vital role in the search for her.>The photo of the youngster shows clearly the her distinctive right

Have I Ever
Have I Ever by Ravenz23 Have I ever told you that if I sit really still and silent, sometimes. I like to think I can hear your heart beating in time with mine? Have I ever told you that when I watch you speak to me through lines and cords, and bytes and ram, I imagine your voice, whispering into my ear? Have I ever told you that I wait out each day in anticipation, wanting only an hour or two, just a second in space and time, to feel close to you? Have I ever told you that there has been times, when I ached for you, ached for you so badly, that the emotions overwhelmed me.. and so I sat and cried? Have I ever told you that sometimes, I will reach out, touching your name on this cold screen before me, wishing I could reach in and pull you to me? Have I ever told you that after the first time I heard the sound of your voice, thousands of miles away, I sat up all night, turning the conversation over and over in my mind, examining it,

Pink-stupid Girls
(Uhhuh, uhhuh) Stupid girl (woo) Stupid girls Stupid girls Maybe if I act like that That guy will call me back Porno paparazzi girls (yeah) I don't wanna be a stupid girl (uhhuh) Go to Fred Segal, you'll find them there Laughing loud so all the little people stare Looking for a daddy to pay for the champagne (Drop a name) What happened to the dream of a girl president She's dancing in the video next to 50 Cent They travel in packs of two or three With their itsy bitsy doggies and their teeny-weeny tees Where, oh where, have the smart people gone? Oh where, oh where could they be? (Yeah, yeah. yeah) Maybe if I act like that (woo), that guy will call me back (uh-huh, uh-huh) What a paparazzi girl, I don't wanna be a stupid girl Maby if I act like that, flipping my blonde hair back (yeah) Push up my bra like that, I don't wanna be a stupid girl (uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh) (Break it down now) Disease's growing, it's epidemic I'm scare

A Fairytale
A Fairytale by Millette Addison Dreamland awaits you, Close your eyes, Imagine you and I, Close as breath, Skin upon skin, Lips touching, For you taste of Raspberries, sweetly irresistible, The fragrance of you, Takes my breath away, I am burning inside, A torch of fire, Burning fuel of passion, For you are my desire, My heart beats with every breath, You are my destiny, Your eyes evade me, deep, dark, mysterious, I am your slave, Your love has captured me, Grab my body, Pull me close, Show me your love, In ways I could only dream. Wake me I must be dreaming, This is a fairytale.

Pink-u+ur Hand
Uh uh uh uh uh uh uh oh Uh uh uh uh uh uh uh oh Check it out Going out On the late night Looking tight Feeling nice It's a crack fight I can tell I just know That it's going down Tonight At the door we don't wait cause we know them At the bar six shots just beginning That's when dick head put his hands on me But you see [chorus:] I'm not here for your entertainment You don't really want to mess with me tonight Just stop and take a second I was fine before you walked into my life 'Cause you know it's over Before it began Keep your drink just give me the money It's just you and your hand tonight Uh uh uh uh uh uh uh oh Uh uh uh uh uh uh uh oh Midnight I'm drunk I don't give a fuck Wanna dance by myself Guess you're outta luck Don't touch back up I'm not the one Buh-bye Listen up it's just not happening You can say what you want to your boyfriends Just let me have my fun tonight Aiight [chorus:] I'm not here for your entertainment You

Seeking Nasty Girl And Horny Girl
I AM A SINGLE MAN SEEKING A NASTY GIRL AND HORNY GIRL THAT WILL SHOW ME HER PUSSY AND TITS ON HER WEBCAM AND LOVES BEING LICKED AND SUCKED ALL UP AND DOWN HER PUSSY AND HER CLIT TELL SHE CUMMMS AND LOVES FUCKING SEEKING A GIRL THAT WANTS ONE MAN ONLY AS HER MAN AND WILL COME TO WERE I AM IN FLORA ILLINOIS FOR REAL AND BE WITH ME SEEKING A GIRL THAT DONT GO BY AGE AT ALL OR LOOKS AT ALL OR MONEY AT ALL SEEKING A REAL NASTY GIRL AND HORNY GIRL THATS REAL MY YAHOO MESSENGER IS rick_willis2001@yahoo.com GIRLS IF YOUR REAL ADD ME TO YOUR YAHOO MESSENGER GIRLS

Regrets
Boy: I saw her today Girl: I saw him today Boy: It seems like its been forever Girl: I wonder if he still cares Boy: She looks better than before Girl: I couldnt stop staring at him Boy: I asked how things were going Girl: I asked about his new girlfriend Boy: I'd choose her over anygirl I'm with Girl: He's probably really happy right now Boy: I couldnt look at her without starting to cry Girl: He couldnt even look at me Boy: I told her I miss her Girl: He dosn't mean it Boy: I meant it Girl: He didnt mean it Boy: I love her Girl: He loves his new girlfriend Boy: I held her for the last time Girl: He gave me a friendly hug Boy: Then I went home and cryed Girl: Then I went home and cryed Boy: I lost her Girl: I still love him

I Wait
I Wait I wait for you, anxious to see your face. I stand and watch, looking for the first sign of your arrival. I finally see you, I take a second look to make sure you're really there. My pulse races and I crack a smile, this is what I've been waiting for. You begin to approach, you say, "Sorry, I'm late." I say, "No problem." But I think to myself, 'I'd have waited forever.'

The Realities Of A Drunk Driver...
Ok so if any of you have read my last Blog, You know that on December 16th 2006 I was hit by a Drunk Driver on my way to work at 7am in the morning. I was the passanger in the vehicle. The Girl who hit us had been out partying all night with her Cop friends!! And decided to just go through us as we were sitting at a red light, she pushed us 4 car lengths into the intersection! On that day was the beginning of my families wonderful downfall!! We went out and got a lawyer, why the Hell not I was injured, I fractured my hip!!! I was put out of work for 2 weeks during the Holiday season because of this!! For a cake decorator thats the worst time.. My job was giving away cakes fo free due to this!! I don't make a lot of money so every hour I lose I lose BIG!!! Being the sole provider in the Household this in turn started Me on a road to losing it all!! My one form of transportation was totaled.. I'm now borrowing a car thats over 20yrs old, with black interior, no AC in the Hot

Panic! At The Disco-i Write Sins Not Tragedies
Oh, well imagine; as I'm pacing the pews in a church corridor, and I can't help but to hear, no I can't help but to hear an exchanging of words: "What a beautiful wedding, what a beautiful wedding!" says a bridesmaid to a waiter. "Yes, but what a shame, what a shame, the poor groom's bride is a whore." I'd chime in with a "Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?!" No, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality I'd chime in "Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?!" No, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense ohhhh Well in fact well i'll look at it this way, I mean technically our marriage is saved! Well this calls for a toast, so pour the champagne! Oh! Well in fact well i'll look at it this way, I mean technically our marriage is saved! Well this calls for a toast, so pour the champagne, pour the champagne! I'd chime in with a "Haven't you people ever heard of cl

Maddie Mccann May 23rd
Detectives in Portugal have questioned two people over the disappearance of British youngster Madeleine McCann. Police in Portimao re-interviewed a man and a woman, one Portuguese, one foreign. They are believed to be Michaela Walczuch, the German lover of Robert Murat - the only official "suspect" in the case so far - and her estranged husband Luis Antonio, who were both questioned before on the night Mr Murat's house was searched by police. Mr Murat has not been charged or even formally arrested but remains the police's main line of inquiry in the case. He strenuously denies any involvement in Madeleine's abduction. Madeleine was snatched from her bed as her parents ate dinner on May 3 in the Algarve resort of Praia da Luz. Her parents have made a personal pilgrimage to pray for a miracle. Holding presents, flowers and a single set of Rosary beads, Gerry and Kate McCann sat among more than 1,000 pilgrims praying for her safe return at Portugal's holiest site.

Denver!!
Woo Hoo!!! Made it to Denver Sunday night. Long ass trip but the house is still standing and other than the mouse colony in the garage it seems to be good. Truck didn't start and had a flat tire but nothing major. Been busy running around, setting up appointements and all... fun fun fun I'm in such culture shock it's not even funny! Man... ttfn!

Surprised? So Am I...
You know, life is funny. Just when you think it's finally hit rock bottom... You bounce! Met someone, not off here, who I'm clicking with. Chemistry, communication, compromise. I'm feeling oddly happy about this. We've spent some time together. Made dinner together last night and had a great time. More to follow. It's true that it does jump out at you, all the sudden-like. Still, not holding my breath, as I'm no treat to be around sometimes, but we'll see. For now, though, I'm happily not interested in looking for more than the Universe has seen fit to provide me. JimmyJuice "Fresh squeezed, daily"

Love Is....
Love Is ... Love is the greatest feeling, Love is like a play, Love is what I feel for you, Each and every day, Love is like a smile, Love is like a song, Love is a great emotion, That keeps us going strong, I love you with my heart, My body and my soul, I love the way I keep loving, Like a love I can't control, So remember when your eyes meet mine, I love you with all my heart, And I have poured my entire soul into you, Right from the very start.

The Gift Of Friends
The Gift Of Friends: by Karin Schaefer There are days when bubbling from us comes the innocent child within, who giggles at the little things and wears a silly grin. There are days when melancholy comes to visit for a while; the mind feels tired, the body weak; we have no strength to smile. There are days when joy abundant grabs a hold of you and me; wraps us up in all it's splendor, lifts us up and sets us free. There are days when sorrow wraps us in its cloak of grief and fear, 'till our hearts ache to the breaking, 'till our eyes can't shed a tear. There are days when love bestows us with its wonderment and light; with its beauty and its mystery, its power and its might. And there are days when life rewards us and seems to make amends by granting us a marvelous gift, the precious gift of Friends. I thank you for your love so much, I hunger for your kisses, I long to be wrapped in your arms, if only I had 3 wishes. If I could have ju

Pretty Please
Okay my best friend's graduation is tomorrow night. I need to someone to go with me, I really dont wanna go by myself. I will have my mom's car so I will come and get you. It starts at 7 but I wanna be there at 6:30. If you wanna go let me know..

Last Night
I had fun last night. Me and a friend went and seen "28 weeks later" Good movie you guys need to go see it. Even though the poor guy almost got lost getting to my house cuz I live in the boonies, but he made it.

Friendship Is...
Friendship . . . . . . is you. . . . is love. . . . is shared. . . . is forgiving. . . . is understanding. . . . is shared secrets. . . . heals many hurts. . . . is not judgmental. . . . is shared laughter. . . . is slow and steady. . . . can be angry at times. . . . is dependable and true. . . . is more precious than silver or gold. . . . is meant to be savored like fine wine. . . . is not perfect, much like we are not perfect. . . . does not hold grudges or demand perfection. . . . makes all the wrong things in life, right somehow. . . . is meant to be gulped like lemonade on a hot summer day. . . . is always there, through times of trial, happy times and hard times. . . . just happens, but once discovered, needs to be tended like a beautiful garden. . . . is a road to be traveled slowly, remembering the sights and sounds. . . . is strength when you are too weak to notice its there. . . . is a cherished moment of mutual understanding. . . . reaches into your

Beach Baby
The breeze blows through my hair As I sit and watch and wait. The sun kisses my cheeks. The waters stir the restlessness in my heart. The dreams live on despite the storms that rage in their season. I find comfort on the battered shore. The waves toss and turn and leave their treasures. Some treasures intact, some broken. Life is like that. The sun rises and brings us pleasure. The sun sets and leaves its glorious memory. People are like that. The seagulls cry their greedy song. The children sing with happy laughter. The pelicans fly in constant search over the waters. The hunters and the hunted. Never-ending horror and bliss. I like it like that. You may see what I see. You may feel what I feel. Your thoughts are different than mine. Your dreams go in different directions. My memories are mine alone. I like it like that.

The Extreme Importance Of A Very Best Friend
The Extreme Importance Of A Very Best Friend: by Jayzee The title of a very best friend is given to precious few, the ones who give love and support in all that they say and do. The ones you call to dry your eyes and build your confidence up, or even to just chat for a bit, if only to say "What's up?" The extreme importance of a very best friend can't be measured in any way, except in the actions you show to them and in every word that you say. That is how I know my friend, from all that you've done and do, that the title of my very best friend, is deserving only of you.

By Your Side
By Your Side: by Ruwaida Van Doorsen It hurts to know you’re hurting Because you’re so special in my heart The pain that you are feeling Is tearing me apart But know that love has a way Of easing all that’s wrong Together we can make it If we hold on and just be strong Know that you’re not alone In all your adversity For by your side through and through Is where I’ll always be

Thank You!
Thank You: by Rose You took me in under your wings When I was too scared to fly You told me that I had to live When all I wanted was to die You saw the fear and sadness I had By only the sound of my voice You said I didn't have to talk- You were the first to give me that choice You told me just to take my time We'll always have next week There were many, many times When you'd just let me weep You somehow made me smile, though Through my pain and all the tears You told me all about my life And what happened in those years To my surprise you were right You already knew me so well So I decided to stick with you "I like her already, I can tell. " You opened my heart very slow And took a look inside Then you found the part of me That I wanted so badly to hide But you didn't laugh, nor did you leave You didn't say I was wrong You told me that I'd be fine - Something I'd needed so long Then I realized something was wrong When I sat there all thos

Some Fucking People....
some people belong in mental instutions and not out in the free world with the rest of society!! some people don't deserve to have custody of their children!! some people should have to take a psychiatric test and evaluation before any of the above takes place!! am i worried about the hollow threats that have been made towards myself and my family?? not at all...why is this? simply because i do not question my parenting skills anymore, i don't give a damn what other people agree with or disagree with...i know i'm a damn good mother and a damn good "wife"...mike is a damn good father and a damn good "husband"...as for our son, drake, he's a very healthy and happy boy...theres no way in hell some cps social worker would remove him from our custody...we have never been institutionalized and we have never made suicidal/homicidal threats!!! we don't use drugs, yes we drink...only on occasions and most of the time, he's with vicki and rick (mike's parents)....if he's here at home with us, we

True Best Friends
True Best Friends: by Crystal Holtz Like a needle in a haystack, true friends are hard to find. That's why I'm so thankful that I can call you mine. Whenever I need a shoulder you're there to catch my tears. You've kept my many secrets, Throughout the past four years. You've been there through my afflictions, You've witnessed my defeats. I'll remember all the good times, And pray the bad ones don't repeat. With you my heart is honest, but there's one thing I never told you. Thank you for everything you've done There's no one else like you. No one that could ever be a true "best" friend like you!

My Friend
My Friend: by Sammy Lane Sharp We all need someone To talk to in our life, A friend to whom we run In times of stress or strife A friend who's always there Throughout the years, A friend we know will care And take away our fears. A friend who's always near, Waiting for our call, To wipe away our tears, And lift us when we fall. A loving friend indeed, On whom we can depend To fulfill our every need - Thank you, precious friend

Women Over 40 !
A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night to ask, "What are you thinking?" She doesn't care what you think. If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it. She does something she wants to do. And, it's usually something more interesting. A woman over 40 knows herself well enough to be assured in who she is, what she is, what she wants and from whom. Few women past the age of 40 give a hoot what you might think about her or what she's doing. Women over 40 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it. Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know what it's like to be unappreciated. A woman over 40 has the self-assurance to introduce you to her women friends. A younger woman with a man will often ignore even her

Afgo......what Is That?
I had a dear friend years ago, she was an opera teacher and a successful singer. She came from a world of culture and breeding. In my entire friendship with this woman, I don't think I had ever heard her raise her voice and certainly not utter a word of profanity. She was entertaining a few people on a Sunday afternoon, her gatherings were always wonderful experiences. We were discussing something painful that was going on in my life and being my mentor, I always hung on her words during these talks. She said to me...."Darling, that is simply an AFGO". I had never heard this said before and was trying to make some sense out of what she might be referring to. Pausing long enough for effect, she said to me,"Another fucking growth opportunity". It was a moment that will remain with me as long as I live. But even after the shock of her words rolled over me, I began to think about it. She was right of course, when our souls are growing it rarely indicates times of joy and pleasure. Growth a

05-23-07
Are you having a hard time being upfront about your needs? You're frustrated, and so are your loved ones. Don't give up because of this initial difficulty. An upbeat attitude increases your chances of success

Untitled
Untitled: You were never within my reach... a fantasy of the heart. A warmth that spread across the miles and flourished from the start. No hope of tomorrow, only the wish of what might be... to dream of all that might have been if you and I were free. So I'll love you from afar with a heart that's full and proud and I'll cherish every moment, each bit of heaven we're allowed.

Across The Miles
Across the Miles: Across the miles, there is someone for me; someone who will fulfill my destiny. I feel his presence near to me. Encouraging and comforting me. My passion is to be with him, know him better, know his kin. With innocent love, trust, and faith I believe our meeting will take place.

He Whispers
He Whispers: He whispers in my ear, his thoughts I hear, I wish so much, that he was near. His thoughts come thru, so crystal clear for I am his, my love adheres. He is the one, my heart desires It's his love that I acquire. Does he know the love I feel or should my emotions, I conceal.

For My Friends
If you love me or is my friend you will read this hole thing. What would you do is for every moment you were truely happy there would be 10 moments of sadness? What would you do if your best friend died tomorrow and u never got to tell them how you felt? So, I just want to say, even if I never talk to again in my life, you are speical to me and you you have made a diffrent in my life. I look up to you and respect you, and truly cherish you. Send this to all your friends, no matter how much you talk to them, or how close you are, and send it to the person who sent if to you. let old friends no you haven't forgotten them, and tell new friends you never will. Remember everyone needs a friend. Don't ever leave the one you love for the one you like, becaus the one you like will leave you for the one they love. tonight your true love will relize how much they love you between 1am and 4 am in the morning. tomorrow the shock of your life will occur. If you break the chain you will have bad luc

How I Really Feel About My Best Friend.....
TO START OFF WE HAVE BEEN BEST FRIENDS FOR 3 YEARS AND IT'S BEEN THE BEST 3 YEARS EVER... LET ME START BY SAYIN THIS, SHE IS THE MOST WONDER PERSON ANY ONE COULD ASK FOR. SHE IS THE LIGHT OF MY LIFE,WHEN I AM DOWN SHE ALWAYS MAKES ME LAUGH SOME HOW. SHE HAS NEVER TURNED HER BACK ON ME WHEN I'VE NEEDED HER THE MOST. I DON'T KNOW WHAT I WOULD EVER DO WITH OUT HER. SHE IS SO... THERE NO WORD TO PUT ON HER, THATS HOW WONDERFUL SHE IS. WE'VE LAUGHED TOGETHER AND WE'VE CRIED TOGETHER. SHE IS ONE PERSON I CAN ALWAYS TELL MY FEELINGS TO AND WON'T EVER LAUGH OR THINK IT'S STUPID. SOME DAYS I FEEL I OWE HER MY LIFE. SHE HAS DONE SO MUCH FOR ME. AND I KNOW I CAN'T EVER REPAY HER FOR THAT. SO IF YOU SEE HER ON MY PROFILE PLEASE STOP BY AND SAY HI TO HER, YOU'LL BE GLAD YOU DID... JESS I KNOW YOUR GONNA READ THIS AND IT'S FOR YOU ANYWAY, I LOVE YOU WITH ALL MY HEART. YOUR MY FLICKA.......

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Name 7 things in your bag (or if you’re male…wallet/ pocket): 1. cell 2. keys 3. wallet 4. cigarettes 5. matches 6. glasses 7. moneh Name 6 things you do when you’re really stressed: 1. call lis and scream on the phone 2. call nati and scream on the phone 3. text my frustrations to tierre 4. go for a drive 5. go to the liquor store 6. smoke like a chimney Name 5 favorite fruits: 1. apple 2. pear 3. 4. 5. Name 4 names you go by: 1. Titi 2. And something my father says with ferocity. 3. Bitch 4. Quinny Name 3 things you are wearing right now 1. grey hoodie 2. jeans 3. greenish tank Name 2 people you are thinking about right now. 1. jamie 2. miguel What are you thinking about right now? Having a cigarette Where is your phone? To the left… to the left Where do you sleep? …what the hell kind of question is this?! Where did you get the shirt you’re wearing? Wal-Mart What was the last thing you ate? Chips.

Story Of Racism
Story of Racism This took place on a BA (British Airways) flight between Johannesburg and London. A white woman, about 50 years old, was seated next to a black man. Obviously disturbed by this, she called the air Hostess. "Madam, what is the matter," the hostess asked "You obviously do not see it then?" she responded. "You placed me next to a black man. I do not agree to sit next to someone from such a repugnant group. Give me an alternative seat." "Be calm please," the hostess replied. "Almost all the places on this flight are taken. I will go to see if another place is available." The Hostess went away and then came back a few minutes later. "Madam, just as I thought, there are no other available seats in the economy class. I spoke to the captain and he informed me that there is also no ! seat in the business clas! s. All the same, we still have one place in the first class." Before the woman could say anything, the hostess continued: "It is not usual for o

Reality Friendship
Are you sick of all those sissy "friendship" poems > that always sound like > Hallmark cards, and never come close to reality? > Well, here is a series of > promises that really speak to true friendship: > > 1. When you are sad - I will help you get drunk and > plot revenge against the > sorry bastards who made you sad. > 2. When you are blue - I will try to dislodge > whatever is choking you. > 3. When you smile - I will know you've finally had > sex. > 4. When you are scared - I will rag on you about it > every chance I get. > 5. When you are worried, I will tell you horrible > stories about how much > worse it could be and tell you to quit whining. > 6. When you are confused - I will use little words. > 7. When you are sick - stay the hell away from me > until you are well again, > I don't want whatever you have. > 8. When you fall - I will point and laugh at your > clumsy ass > > This is my oath...I pledge it till the end. Why, you > ask? Because yo

A Woman Of Intelligence And Drive ....
So this is going to come off as a total bitch move but oh well.... While I love to know you think I'm sexy and have gorgeous eyes please don't insult me by thinking I would lap up any opportunity to get your number or even get to know you just because you showed me your attention. If you were to meet me in real life and walk up to me and just hand me your number I wouldn't call. Not because I don't find you attractive but because you gave no reason for me to be intersted. If you can't stimulate me with an intelligent conversation your looks don't matter. If you never took a moment to actually get to know me you'd never know or appreciate the woman that I am. My drive and thirst in life is based souly on intrigue and intellect. Not on your status or materialistic state. I'm a woman who knows what she wants and knows how to achieve it. Thus while I'm here it does not mean I have time for the game of meaningless time wasting. If you have something to say just say it and show me that yo

Anticipation
Anticipation by Jackie Hattan Candles burning sheets turned down anticipation abounds. Time passes slowly quiet as a mouse stars falling earth standing still. Waiting eternally waiting suspense filled evening. The phone rings You say my name come get me I am here. Passion explodes excitement is in the air soon you will be here. Candles burning low Sheets thrown down Passion spent Boytoy's in town.

Our First Night
Our First Night by Dorothy Ware The first time we touched, you held me so tight that feeling I felt only felt so right. Things were moving kind of fast and I felt ashamed You made me feel so comfortable and said no one is to blame. You made love to me that night and also the next day Things went fast I wondered what you would say, You didn't say a word just held my hand, That made me feel closer to you.... you were that perfect gentleman. We are miles apart and I wonder when I will see you again, I can't wait till I kiss you, hold you, and just see you.... my friend.

Dam There Are Some Morons On Here
harry_ball...: i see u only come here for points what a shallow person i see u just judge others without known them well buddy fk u stay off my page u dont know me at all..shoot ur mouth off then lock up ur comments and shoutouts what a tough one u r grow the fk up..

Leather Fantasy
Leather Fantasy by Tara Simms I play the game well I tease, torture, tantalize I am the Master- The Master of Disguise. You think I'm in control: I know all the moves, just what to do. I'm dying to give up power. I want to surrender myself to you. Tear down these walls I've worked so hard to build. Hold me fiercely 'Til all my doubts have stilled. Take me gently, Break my chains, Remove my fears, Let trust remain.

Panic! At The Disco-lying Is The Most Fun A Girl Can Have Without Taking Her Clothes Off
Is it still me that makes you sweat? Am I who you think about in bed? When the lights are dim and your hands are shaking as you're sliding off your dress? Then think of what you did And how I hope to God he was worth it. When the lights are dim and your heart is racing as you're fingers touch your skin. I've got more wit, a better kiss, a hotter touch, a better fuck Than any boy you'll ever meet, sweetie you had me Girl I was it look past the sweat, a better love deserving of Exchanging body heat in the passenger seat? No, no, no you know it will always just be, me Let's get these teen hearts beating. Faster, faster So testosterone boys and harlequin girls Will you dance to this beat, and hold a lover close? So testosterone boys and harlequin girls Will you dance to this beat, and hold a lover close? So I guess we're back to us, oh cameraman, swing the focus In case I lost my train of thought, where was it that we last left off? (Let's pick up, pick up) Oh now

Ready 4 Love
Ready For Love by hoot_owl_rn Take my hand and lead the way; tell me all you want to say. Whisper softly in my ear, all those things I want to hear. Kiss my lips and touch my skin; bring out passions deep within. Pull me close and hold me near; take away my pain and fear. In the darkness of the night, be my beacon, shine your light. In the brightness of the sun, show me that you are the one. Give me wings so I can fly; for I can soar when you're nearby. Enter my heart, break down the wall, it's time for me to watch it fall. I've been a prisoner, can't you see? Break my chains and set me free. Strip me of my armor tight; you'll find I won't put up a fight. Release my soul held deep within . . . I'm ready now, let love begin.

10 Rules For Dating My Daughter Lmfao
Rule One: If you pull into my driveway and honk you'd better be delivering a package, because you're sure not picking anything up. Rule Two: You do not touch my daughter in front of me. You may glance at her, so long as you do not peer at anything below her neck. If you cannot keep your eyes or hands off of my daughter's body, I will remove them. Rule Three: I am aware that it is considered fashionable for boys of your age to wear their trousers so loosely that they appear to be falling off their hips. Please don't take this as an insult, but you and all of your friends are complete idiots. Still, I want to be fair and open minded about this issue, so I propose this compromise: You may come to the door with your underwear showing and your pants ten sizes too big, and I will not object. However, in order to ensure that your clothes do not, in fact, come off during the course of your date with my daughter, I will take my electric nail gun and fasten your trousers

Cherry Tap Porn Bots
becarefull some girls may be cherry tap porn bots one girl tried too get me too sign up giving my mastercard number and shit she was tryin too see how gullable i am by saying its free fuck her ban this girl please ashley27923@ CherryTAP

Daughtry-it's Not Over
I was blown away What could I say It all seemed to make sense You've taken away everything And I can't deal with that. I try to see the good in life but good things in life are hard to find We'll blow it away, blow it away Can we make this something good? Well I'll try to do it right this time around Let's start over Try to do it right this time around It's not over Cause a part of me is dead and in the ground This love is killin me But you're the only one It's not over I've taken all I can take And I cannot wait We're wastin too much time Bein strong, holdin on Can't let it bring us down My life with you means everything So I won't give up that easily I'll blow it away, blow it away Can we make this something good? Cause it's all misunderstood Well I'll try to do it right this time around Let's start over Try to do it right this time around It's not over Cause a part of me is dead and in the ground This love is ki

Could You Be The 1 For Me
Could You Be The One For Me? by LoveBug Could you be the one for me? Could you be my find? Could it be, after all this time, Fate is going to be kind? Could you be the one for me, The one to help me forget The man that broke my heart, my soul The man that haunts me yet? You tell me that I'm beautiful Something I've never heard But the one still lives here in my mind That couldn't spare a kind word It's going to be hard to forget And pick up the pieces he left Could you be the one to teach How to love again and forget? Could you be the one to come And mend my broken heart? Are you willing to piece together What another broke apart? It won't be an easy job, you see My road has been long and rough And the heart that was once so soft Is now shut, locked, and tough But I can feel my heart open again It's opening for you Just come in, and love me back That's all you have to do I must ask you one small thing Before we kiss and part Please be nic

An Angel Cared
An Angel Cared by Dan McDonald Maddening, swirling, tumultuous thoughts give my heart no peace Muscles tensing, heart's wrenching, longing for release Walled off from emotions, numbed to dreams of bliss Frantically grasping for a hold, sliding further into the abyss All color drains from my world, subtle shades of gray permeate Broken shards cast illusions, hope falsely propagates A former warrior, battle tested, I frantically disguise my fears Resolve dissolves, nervousness abounds as my refuge disappears As autumn's cycle nears an end, the ice begins to advance Stealthily attacking, patiently awaiting for a perfect chance A frozen heart, desolate and bare, obscures all that would try to see The warmth reflected, gives off no heat, illusions mask reality On hands and knees, mumbling pleas, I search for sanctuary To glimpse beyond this desolation, to a world of possibility Eyes closed, perceptions peeked, it hovers beyond my reach A whispered supplication, alone, the

Walk A Little Slower Daddy
Walk A Little Slower Daddy "Walk a Little slower, Daddy." said a little child so small. I'm following in your footsteps and I don't want to fall. Sometimes your steps are very fast, sometimes they're hard to see; So walk a little slower Daddy, for you are leading me. Someday when I'm all grown up, You're what I want to be. Then I will have a little child who'll want to follow me. And I would want to lead just right, and know that I was true; So, walk a little slower, Daddy, for I must follow you!!

My Dad's Hands
My Dad's Hands Bedtime came, we were settling down, I was holding one of my lads. As I grasped him so tight, I saw a strange sight: My hands. . .they looked like my dad's! I remember them well, those old gnarled hooks, there was always a cracked nail or two. And thanks to a hammer that strayed from its mark, his thumb was a beautiful blue! They were rough, I remember, incredibly tough, as strong as a carpenter's vice. But holding a scared little boy at night, they seemed to me awfully nice! The sight of those hands - how impressive it was in the eyes of his little boy. Other dads' hands were cleaner, it seemed (the effects of their office employ). I gave little thought in my formative years of the reason for Dad's raspy mitts: The love in the toil, the dirt and the oil, rusty plumbing that gave those hands fits! Thinking back, misty-eyed, and thinking ahead, when one day my time is done. The torch of love in my own wrinkled hands will pass