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Love Me Or Hate Me?
I'm cherry ann richards, 22 years old :) love to play games and any kinds of games :) if you think you want to know more about me just click my blog page :)
Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life
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People That Hurt Others Is Not Right
shaking My head I do Not understand where people get off hurtig others online or real time is all in the same as far as I am concerned.. there is a real person on the other side of this screen so why do people think they can just throw words around or hearts ? Beleive Me My guard is up alil better now so if Ya plan on getting close to Me ? Ya better try hard and also prove to me Ya are Notttttt a Player shakes head
Okay, I know you all think I must be crazy, but here are some fine Linens I found for purchase, I just Love them!
Wedding Starts In Less Than 10 Min
10 MINUTES TILL THE WEDDING! :) Click and bookmark the lounge or become a member.Wedding Will Be Held In The SanctumThank You allThat's 10PM EST
.crist Came And Christ Saw I Was In Pain Now Im Not.>>
JESUS has been carrying me.; He came into , my life back iN JUNE 1999.Now I send word,s of love for YOU,from my ; My Saviour and Thee. He brote me out of a pit of I knew, for quite awhile..He gave me love...Whe I knew Not.; He washed me white with-in his blood. He accepted me even though I had sinned. My lord God , ; I say to thee ; I am thy servant, I will do as you ask , ; I will obey,.In thy name any request , keep me strong in faith and help me to do thy best. Cover me oh Lord with your Grace and make me whole. wash away my sins now, Thy sins be gone.. I accept thy love that you have shown.,, ;I take you now into my soul; Oh Lord and put you first for now own.; I be not of this world or worldy things.. ;And Ill do as you ask ,ILL acCept you as my saviour and Christ. yOU OH lORD HAVE OPEN A WINDOW TO MY SOUL.No more darkness do I know,I draw strength from you oh Lord : I pray for forgivness to.Iask in thy name to help with the lost , ab
Overdose Victims
Here's something that we all need to know & learn about. Be careful not to get too upset. OVERDOSE VICTIMS I'm sending these graphic pictures of overdose victims not for shock value, but rather in the hope that you will have a frank discussion with friends and family about respecting moderation, understanding limits, and knowing when to just walk away. Remember... This did NOT have to happen ... (parental discretion advised) And the BEST for last - - -
On The Other Hand
On The Other Hand VideoOn The Other Hand lyrics - Randy Travis lyrics Randy Travis Music VideosMusic Video Codes by VideoCure
What Your Eyes Reveal About You - Thanks, Kitten469!
You scored as Passion, You are very passionate whether that passion is good or evil has yet to be determined. You have great power over others and they seem to flock to your service. You are very competative almost to a fault. Perhaps you should let someone else win for a change?Passion75% Diamond Eyes42% Mysterious33% Eyes full of Pain17% What do your eyes reveal about you?(PICS!)created with
You Just Can't Get Good Service These Days
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Naked On The Beach
Yep that is right.. Me.. Naked on the Beach in about 2 weeks.. Anyone want to guess where in the World you will find me?
Check out this bad about a goal, determination, & vision! They are able because they think they are able. Check out the strength of this snake pulling a cow out of the river....... I had to zoom up the photo in order to see it clearly
Just when I think that I get something good, its gone before I know it. Why does that always happen to me. Its like I dont even deserve to stay happy. Yes, I still think that if you're not jumping in with both feet that you're not living, applying to my rushed emotions. But that's always been the way I am. Quick to feel. Quick to get hurt, and hurt I am. I felt it coming for a few days now, but didnt realize it would be quite like this. Now its all darkness again. For a while I had hope of love again, but no. I should be foolish to think that I will actually end up with someone. All they're interested in is sex. And I give it all too freely. Now I sit here with tears in my eyes wondering what dreams I will have tonight. Sad disturbing things, I'm sure. When all around me my friends are engaged and married, and I sit here alone with not an interest in the world. The tears are rolling down my cheeks now, but no one will see because I am alone. No one will hear my stiffle
You Just Had To Ask
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I'm Always Relieved...
I'm always relieved when someone is delivering a eulogy and I realize I'm listening to it. -George Carlin
New Career Choice
I have a question Does any one know a person that is a Radiological Tech? Do they like the job?...Starting pay? Worth getting into the field? Brad
A Subtle Distraction
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....urgent......please Read!!!!!
Today I had a docs appointment and had a SPINAL TAP done... No sillies Im not talking about the MUSIC group.. lmao... :O I will be laggin in my contest for a few.... So Im still in alot of pain along with my Illness I already have..... Some of you I know dont care whats going on with me and my life.... But for the few that do... Thats why I am posting this...I sure could use everyones good thoughts and prayers right now...And I am not a complainer at all... But and good thoughts and prayers sent would help me heaps!!! :) Thank you too all my great friends and family onhee... I loves ya... Tomorrow morning I will be put into the hospital for about 4 hours.. While they redrain and spinal tap my neck as well and reduce the fluid..... For those that dont know what a Spinal Tap us.. here is a little info for you on what it is ........... ------------------------------------------------------- A spinal tap is a procedure performed when a doctor needs to look at th
If You Had My Love
Please show me the bad thing NOW... lol... oops there goes another brick in the wall... ;) If you had my love And I gave you all my trust Would you comfort me And if somehow you knew that your love would be untrue Would you lie to me And call me baby Now if I gave you me, this is how it's got to be First of all I won't take you cheatin' on me Tell me who can I trust if I can't trust in you And I refuse to let you play me for a fool You said that we could possibly spend eternity See that's what you told me that's what you said But if you want me You have to be fulfilling all my dreams If you really want me babe If you had my love And I gave you all my trust Would you comfort me And if somehow you knew that your love would be untrue Would you lie to me And call me baby You said you want my love and you've got to have it all But first there are some things you need to know If you want to live With all I have to give I need to feel true love Or it's
My Dad Taught Me How To Avoid Peeing On My Hands
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Do You Want Me?
[] I want your number [] Pretty/Cute [] Hottie [] Sexy [] Gorgeous [] Amazingly Beautiful [] I'd take you home in a second [] I'd make out with you right now [] I'd Hit it [] I love you [] Wanna hook up? Dear _________, I ____ you. You have a nice ______. You make me _______. You should _______. Someday I will _______. You + me = ________. If I saw you now I'd __________. I want to ________ you. I would build a _______ just for you. If I could sing you any song it would be _________. We could __________ under the stars. Love, ______________ (P.S. ______________.) Would you kiss me? [] Hell Yea [] Yes [] No [] Maybe [] already did Would you do me? [] In an instant! [] Yes [] No [] Maybe []you look to sweet to screw [] already did Am I attractive? [] Heck no [] hot as Hell [] Fine [] Cute [] Okay I think ur pretty [] Sexy [] Ugly! Do you think im a virgin? [] Yes [] No [}i don't know Name one thing you would like to do
I Love It When Stupid People Are Stupid!!!!
So for the last couple of days I have been watching what most Americans call the news. I am at a loss, I now understand why America is no longer considered a lone SUPER POWER. Not only are its people fat, weak, and lazy. They don’t seem to care what the hell is going on outside there boarders. I say this only after watching FOX, CNN, Head line News all day and the only 2 stories they would talk about was Leslie Lohan and Michael Vic. Leslie Lohan, why the hell is this 2 digit I.Q., low budget actress even considered news. She is a freaking loser who simply cant keep herself off the sauce long enough to promote her own movies. PATHETIC Michael Vic, Now this guy is just a piece of work. What the hell is this NIGGER (I use that term literally) doing? I mean really Dog Fighting come on. That kind of childish shit is ok when your some dumb ass gang banger in your hood. You Michael are (ooops were) a pro football player. Now I guess your just another dumb ass from the hood now huh.
Rant - Boobs R4 Boobs
I am going to be honest here. First off, to all you women who have the balls, or lack there of, to post pictures of yourself topless or nude.. THANK YOU. Now that I got THAT out of the way... GUYS! Just cause a chick may seem to be a hornball because of their pics or even what they say about themselves in the profiles it doesn't mean they want to be continually harrased for pics of themselves in compromising positions. If they want to share then they will. None of you.. NONE OF YOU.. and this includes me, is all that. Got it? You may think you are a gansta or a playa or gods gift but NONE of us are. Period. And ever will be. The fact that you have to solicit women on this site, many time to their irritation, to show you pictures of themselves rather then just letting them do it of their own accord tells you something, doesn't it? Yes, /I/ am a pervert. I am honest about it. I like women, all women, and if they want to share their pics that is cool but if someone look
I'm Reposting Cause I Think This Need To Go Out To So Many More People
A friend of mine on FUBAR posted an awesome blog and I would like all my friends to rate it and take a look at it. Thank you Jackie Here's the original bulletin he posted: Im gonna keep posting ths till the women here actually feel comfortable enough to talk to people wothout having to worry about whats gonna be said or until they stop receiving unwelcome pics just because you wanna show off your little any questions after you view this..just die cause you're truly stupid...later Ladies please repost im fighting for you here ok?...ty Irishtoad_UnBroken_saNGuiNE_PriNCe
Make Sure you read this before you look at the picture or it won't make any sense!! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I am not sure exactly how it works, but this is amazingly accurate. Read the full description before looking at the picture. The picture below has 2 identical dolphins in it. It was used in a case study on stress levels at St. Mary's Hospital. Look at both dolphins jumping out of the water. The dolphins are identical. A closely monitored, scientific study revealed that, in spite of the fact that the dolphins are identical, a person under stress would find differences in the two dolphins. The more differences a person finds between the dolphins, the more stress that person is experiencing. Look at the photograph and if you find more than one or two differences you may want to take a vacation. No Need to Reply, I'll be on Vacation Never take life seriously.
Thats my horoscope for today. That actually happened today too. Thats what is so fucking crazy. I found out the truth today about someone. Glad I did now tho. A surprising event opens your eyes -- and heart. How on earth did you never notice this side of someone before? Now that you see this person clearly, a whole new set of options opens up in your interactions.
To The Poeple Who Have Been There For Me
"Thank You For Loving Me" It's hard for me to say the things I want to say sometimes There's no one here but you and me And that broken old street light Lock the doors We'll leave the world outside All I've got to give to you Are these five words tonight [Chorus:] Thank you for loving me For being my eyes When I couldn't see For parting my lips When I couldn't breathe Thank you for loving me Thank you for loving me I never knew I had a dream Until that dream was you When I look into your eyes The sky's a different blue Cross my heart I wear no disguise If I tried, you'd make believe That you believed my lies [Chorus:] Thank you for loving me For being my eyes When I couldn't see For parting my lips When I couldn't breathe Thank you for loving me You pick me up when I fall down You ring the bell before they count me out If I was drowning you would part the sea And risk your own life to rescue me [Solo] Lock
Ever Wonder...
Have you ever wondered why Republicans are so interested in encouraging people to volunteer in their communities? It's because volunteers work for no pay. Republicans have been trying to get people to work for no pay for a long time. -George Carlin
The Things U Do....
im just so lost and confused. i try my hardest to make it work but everything i do just goes wrong i do what he asks i listen to him scream at me i never say a word.. and if i do its always YOUR RIGHT!!!! im breakin into old habits i busted out the blades.. i just need him to stop me and tell me we are ok... the blade i hold is cold as it cuts across my skin the blood that runs is warm and slowly drips to the floor... im so lost and confused with the things that u do...
Dudes, Required Me!
A friend of mine on FUBAR posted an awesome blog and I would like all my friends to rate it and take a look at it. Thank you Jackie Here's the original bulletin he posted: Im gonna keep posting ths till the women here actually feel comfortable enough to talk to people wothout having to worry about whats gonna be said or until they stop receiving unwelcome pics just because you wanna show off your little any questions after you view this..just die cause you're truly stupid...later Ladies please repost im fighting for you here ok?...ty Irishtoad_UnBroken_saNGuiNE_PriNCe@ fubar
The War
to all you anti war people and war is not the answer and lets bring our troops home and all people that refuse to support the troops listen up u r all assholes. u go out and rally against the military for doing what they are told to do and do u know what the military does for u they turn thier head and let u hit them with everything u got ur insults ur slurs and ur opinoins and they go and defend that same right u r so willingly useing to hurt them. they defend ur way of life. and when thoseplanes hit the trade centers WE did not here u complain about us invading afagnastan cause u were mad. but now u have lost sight of what really happend. and if we leave iraq now then u can explain we all the soilders and marines died for no reason and y there kids will pay for it cause u r a bunch of pussies that did not wanna finish what osama started remember the trade centers remember y we fight remember what saddam did to his people we are trying to save those people but osoma and his li
Conservatives Say...
Conservatives say if you don't give the rich more money, they will lose their incentive to invest. As for the poor, they tell us they've lost all incentive because we've given them too much money. -George Carlin
Going Home
Tomorrow the puter gets packed along with the rest of the stuff. So to all my freinds and family I'll be out of comms for about a month. But rest asure I will return.... Have a good one all, love ya
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Nasty Girl
Hmmm do you....? And do you have a problem with it if you do? Oh... and psst... ignore the last line of the song... somehow I don't think I'd ever say that... :) Thats right, pleased to meet u I still [don't wanna/wont] tell u my name Don't u believe in mystery? Don't u wanna play my game? Im lookin for a man to love me Like I never been loved before I'm lookin for a man that'll do it anywhere Even on [the/a] limousine floor Cuz Tonight, I'm living in a fantasy. My own little nasty world Tonight, don't u wanna come with me? Do u think I'm a nasty girl? Tonight, living in a fantasy My own little nasty world Tonight, don't u wanna come with me? Do u think I'm a nasty girl? I guess I'm just used to sailors I think they got water on the brain I think they got more water upstairs Than they got sugar on [the/a] candy cane Thats right, its been a long time Since I had a man [who/that] did it real good If u ain't scared, take it out Ill do it like a r
Beautiful Women Month
Did you know that it's 'Beautiful Women Month?' Well, it is and that means you !!! I'm supposed to send this to BEAUTIFULWOMEN, and you are one of them !!! Below is a wonderful poem Audrey Hepburn wrote when asked to share her "beauty tips." It was read at her funeral years later. For attractive lips, speak words of kindness... For lovely eyes, seek out the good in people. For a slim figure, share your food with the hungry. For beautiful hair, let a child run his/her fingers through it once a day. For poise, walk with the knowledge that you never walk alone... People, even more than things, have to be restored, renewed, revived, reclaimed, and redeemed; Never throw out anyone. Remember, if you ever need a helping hand, you will find one at the end of each of your arms. As you grow older, you will discover that you have two hands; One for helping yourself, and the other for helping others. If you share this with another woman, something good will happen.
Welcome All New Members
Just wanna take this time to welcome all of our new members. If you check my blogs daily, you will find a blog that shows all the members of the stash club. This is where you can access their pages from. When someone needs help leveling, let me or Carla know so we can post a blog or you can post a blog yourself if you like (although this will require you to have all the members on your friends list so they get the blog also).Remember, this club is to have fun with, so go do your thang!!!!! Enjoy! Tracy ~~C&T Stash Club~~
How Bad Can Parents Be
Well it seems that my drama filled ex wife will never end. If you read my latest mumms you know that she has allowed someone off of FUBAR here to come and stay with her and my kids for 10 days. Last night when I returned the children, I went to the side of the car and extended my hand to introduce myself. The man honestly turned his back to me and refused to even look at me. She posts a mumm on here that I was banging on her car(which I tapped on the door to get his attention) that i was demanding when I simply asked him if he was even going to look at me. how would all of you act if a percect stranger is around your kids for a full week and hearing stories that he is doing nothing but barking orders and sitting on his fat ass. If you would like to hear more info you can just contact me here or go look at their pages at nice_girl_4_now or soupt58
Angels, Shit...
Angels, shit. What about goblins? What about goblins, huh? Doesn't anybody believe in goblins? You never hear about them except on Halloween and it's always negative shit too, you know. And Zombies. Where the fuck are all the Zombies? That's the trouble with Zombies, they're unreliable. I say if you're gonna buy the Angels shit, you might as well go with the Zombie package as well. -George Carlin
Deer Sir, I waunt to apply for the secritary job what I saw in the paper. I can Type real quik wit one finggar and do sum a-counting. I think I am good on the phone and no I am a pepole person, Pepole really seam to respond to me well. Im lookin for a Jobb as a secritary but it musent be to complicaited I no my spelling is not to good but find that I Offen can get a job thru my persinalety. My salerery is open so we can discus wat you want to pay me and wat you think that I am werth, I can start imeditely. Thank you in advanse fore yore anser. hopifuly Yore best aplicant so farr. Sinseerly, Peggy May Starlings PS : Because my resimay is a bit short - below is a pickture of me taken at my last jobb. Employer's response:...... Dear Peggy May, It's OK honey, we've got spell check!
7600 To Level
this handsome guy needs less than 7600 to level up...could you give him a hand? "Heart of Fire"C.T. Hubby to "XxPlaydirtyoO"~ Club F.A.R.~MAFIA NSFW BOMBERS!!!@ fubar
Happy Big Pimping Birthday
Okay, here we go, what I don't know in code I am going to make up for in pic love. Here is a birthday gif for his profile if anyone doesn't have time to swing by the net... Thomas we wanted to send you a special Birthday pimp out, cause some of us thought that would be quite entertaining. So here it goes. Enjoy your day. Thomas was one of my first friends here. He showed me how to put backgrounds into my profile when I was a young level 5 and added me to his family. We have been friends ever since.. So this pimps for you man. Love on this this profile below... »†HøĦ姫@ fubar This birthday pimp out brought to you by Sassy Laurie. Her profile is below... ~/~Sassy Laurie~/~Please fan, rate, sign Guestbook ~MEMBER OF THE SYNDICATE~@ fubar I wished to not make this a bulletin at this time... That's why the blog in case people were wondering...
Sometimes...'s as if death is my friend...and he's gotten lost on the way to my house for a party. Someone give that fucker directions. As always:
Stay At Home Mom
It has been a while since I wrote a blog telling you about some of my family members so I thought I would try to get back on track and write one. :D Let me introduce you to Kirsten/Stay at Home Mom (please see link below - click on it and go visit her and say hi too.) :) We met through Jeremy Crow, who unfortunately, is no longer on this website with us. I really miss him and am very grateful for he introduced me to some great people, some of who have become good friends...Kirsten being one of them! :D Jeremy told Kirsten to come say hi to me and that I was someone he knew she would hit it off with and that was definitely the truth! :) Kirsten is a sweet, funny, pretty, young Mom who loves being a Mom (and a great mom too!) to her 3 beautiful children and at the end of the day is not too stressed out to be a good friend and call to see how your day went! After talking with her online for months, we decided to call one another on the phone and found that we can talk just as
I Want Your Sex
Hmmm think she showed up with that outfit AND chinese food... AND his favorite desert? There's things that you guess And things that you know There's boys you can trust And girls that you don't There's little things you hide And little things that you show Sometimes you think you're gonna get it But you don't and that's just the way it goes I swear i won't tease you Won't tell you no lies I don't need no bite Just look in my eyes I've waited so long baby Now that we're friends Every man's got his patience And here's where mine ends I want your sex I want you I want your sex It's playing on my mind It's dancing on my soul It's taken so much time So why don't you just let me go I'd really like to try Oh i'd really love to know When you tell me you're gonna regret it Then i tell you that i love you but you still say no! I swear i won't tease you Won't tell you no lies I don't need no bite Just look in my eyes I've waited so long baby Out in t
Eh Just Some Information
Ive too many people I dont even talk to on muh buddy list so Imma go ahead and delete a ton of em. most of the ol familia are safe and some select friends, but the rest, its been fun but hasta la pasta if ya know wadda mean, Peace in
Dancing Queen
twisted anguish and people filled with lies broken hearts and shatterd dreams liars I despise comprimisng others for their own desires using and abusing man do I hate liars cunning little snake devouring everything in your path sick and twisted your lies will not last cuaght up in a game of cat and mouse you will eventually be devoured by another dog like yourself this is the time this is your hour
Having A Bad Day???
If you think your having a bad day check these out. In a hospital's Intensive Care Unit, patients always died in the same bed, on Sunday morning, at about 11:00 a.m., regardless of their medical condition. This puzzled the doctors and some even thought it had something to do with the supernatural. No one could solve the mystery as to why the deaths occurred around 11:00 a.m. on; Sunday, so a worldwide team of experts was assembled to investigate the cause of the incidents. The next Sunday morning, a few minutes before 11:00 a.m., all of the doctors and nurses nervously waited outside the ward to see for themselves what the terrible phenomenon was all about. Some were holding wooden crosses, prayer books, and other holy objects to ward off the evil spirits. Just when the clock struck 11:00, Pookie Johnson, the part-time Sunday sweeper, entered the ward and unplugged the life support system so he could use the vacuum cleaner. Having a Bad Day???? The average co
Anyone in need of some 11's i have 100 would like if you could return some 11's my way
Creation & Life
On the first day, God created the dog and said: "Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. For this, I will give you a life span of twenty years." The dog said: "That's a long time to be barking. How about only ten years and I'll give you back the other ten?" So God agreed. On the second day, God created the monkey and said: "Entertain people, do tricks, and make them laugh. For this, I'll give you a twenty-year life span." The monkey said: "Monkey tricks for twenty years? That's a pretty long time to perform. How about I give you back ten like the Dog did?" And God agreed. On the third day, God created the cow and said: "You must go into the field with the farmer all day long and suffer under the sun, have calves and give milk to support the farmer's family. For this, I will give you a life span of sixty years." The cow said: "That's kind of a tough life you want me to live for sixty years. How about twenty and
The Greastest Pain Ever
A gentle wind blew cross the land Reaching out to take a hand For on the winds the angels came Calling out a grandmother's name. Left behind, the children's tears Loving memories of the years Of joy and love, a life well spent And now to God a grandmother's sent. On angel's wings, a heavenly flight The journey home, towards the light To those who weep, a life is gone But in God's love, 'tis but the dawn. Those of you to whom I'am real close to know that I just returned from Missouri with the news my grandma was dying. Doctors said it would be only a matter of days. But she was strong and held on just a little longer. Today was the day God decided to bring her home. Although I feel like a piece of me inside has died, I know that she is in the greatest of hands. I know that she has gone home and will be shinning on me from above. I will always love you Mama Marge
Lost Soul
Everyone cares or so they say…they all say be strong take it like a man, everything will work its self out no need to have worries or fears….but the final question that comes to mind is do they really know what it is like to have something so precious as a child to be taken from you from a thief in the night. For once in my life I was at peace with myself I thought I had faced all of my fears and demons and was finally content with the past I regret. I am once again slapped down without any warning. Being able to find strength in these moments of weakness is getting harder and harder to do. Once again I begin to pick up the pieces of my broken heart and try to get things back together again. Being burdened with blame trapped in the past in which we mustn’t dwell as memories are a gift and they will walk you to darkness making you regret even more. A victim of circumstances the one who should give up but is to hard headed. I am a single mom that works hard who loves h
We've Got Tonight
Oh to hell with this... a great song... but I'd REALLY LIKE tomorrow... ;) I know its late, I know you're weary I know your plans don't include me Still here we are, both of us lonely Longing for shelter from all that we see Why should we worry, no one will care girl Look at the stars so far away We've got tonight, who needs tomorrow? We've got tonight babe Why don t we stay? Deep in my soul, Ive been so lonely All of my hopes, fading away Ive longed for love, like everyone else does I know I'll keep searching, after today So there it is girl, Ive got it all now And here we are babe, what do you say? We've got tonight, who needs tomorrow? We've got tonight babe Why don't we stay? I know its late, I know you're weary I know your plans don't include me Still here we are, both of us lonely Both of us lonely We've got tonight, who needs tomorrow? Lets make it last, lets find a way Turn off the light, come take my hand now We've got tonight babe Why do
Sexual Issues #10
As a special request i was asked to do a blog about trying to concieve, and ways to help. I had a very hard time with this, tried for almost 2 years, before i had a successful pregnancy. i am now 32 weeks pregnant so if your wondering what worked for me... well first of all i stopped trying so hard. second i used to try and hold my legs in the air and do everything i could to keep the semen inside of me as long as possible. When actually you should let it naturally come out on its own because that way it flows over the cervix. i also had sex on the kitchen table. as funny as that sounds it worked because the semen was deposited directly onto my cervix lol. here are 15 tips for women trying to concieve, and women who are already pregnant: 1 - Have sex in the morning, since the semen has the highest sperm count then 2 - Being overweight or underweight during pregnancy may cause problems. Try to get within 15 pounds of your ideal weight before pregnancy. Remember, pregnancy is
Feeling Rather Blue
I am kinda down in the dumps today. I was thinking on my way home from work this evening on my life and what I have accomplished. In some aspects it's great. I have a great job, I have money to pay my expenses, I have a car, and recently I purchased a new home. What more can I ask for? Well, a lover would be nice. I just don't understand why I don't have one. Am I too ugly? Do I deserve to have one? Am I too strong and independent? I feel like I am a good person. I try and to the right thing. I am compassionate towards my fellow man and woman, I am kind to animals. I try and help out when I can to those less fortunate, but in the end it's ME who gets dumped on. What I have done to deserve this? I would love to find the right man to share my life with. I'm not asking for much. Sorry to vent like this, just feeling a little lonely right now.
Blonde In The Elevator
Blonde gets up the in morning and is sooooooo thankful it’s FRIDAY! She heads to work…parks the car….goes into the building and waits for the elevator. Nice looking gentleman is waiting also, so the blonde says to him “T-G-I-F”! “S-H-I-T” he responds back. “How rude!!” she thinks to herself. They enter the elevator together and she says once again “T-G-I-F”. Again he responds “S-H-I-T” She looks at him and retorts…”What is your problem….Thank God It’s Friday!!” He looks at her, shakes his head and replies….. “Sorry Honey It’s Thursday”!!
Do Ya Think I'm Sexy....
LMAO... our generation... Sugar Sugar mmm ... ooh She sits alone waiting for suggestions He's so nervous avoiding all her questions His lips are dry, her heart is gently pounding Don't you just know exactly what they're thinking? If you want my body and you think I'm sexy Come on, sugar, let me know If you really need me just reach out and touch me Come on, honey, tell me so He's acting shy looking for an answer Come on, honey, let's spend the night together Now hold on a minute before we go much further Give me a dime so I can phone my mother They catch a cab to his high rise apartment At last he can tell her exactly what his heart meant If you want my body and you think I'm sexy Come on, sugar, let me know If you really need me just reach out and touch me Come on, honey, tell me so His heart's beating like a drum 'Cause at last he's got his girl home Relax, baby, now we are alone They wake at dawn 'cause all the birds are singing Two tot
The Dominator
Eva was measuring a quarter cup of laundry detergent to add to her Monday morning load of wash when the phone rang! "Hello," she answered while cradling the phone between her shoulder and ear, "who's calling please!?!" "A deep voice on the other end of the line intoned evenly, "It's been a long time, Eva, I'm very disappointed that you moved away without even the courtesy of a good by!!!" Eva 's blood immediately ran cold at the mere sound of the menacing voice, and it was all that she could do to keep from dropping the phone and running away!!! "Do you recognize my voice," he asked harshly!?! "Y-yes, sir," she replied in a voice barely above a whisper, "I recognize you!" "So enlighten me," he asked, "why did you desert me!?!" "Well uh, I took a job in Florida," she replied. "You haven't answered my question," he said with a distinct edginess, "what does moving to Florida and getting a job have to do with your not informing me that you were leaving!?!" "I-I don't know," she said in a w
Iphones Hrmmmmm
ok i just heard all of those that spent all that money for the IPhone have now found out they are being hacked, haha, suckers, you people thought the IPhone is the greatest thing since sliced bread have now got something the hackers of the world can steal your info and use it against you. lol you might want to return it and get a real Phone thats not hackable
*has Yet Another Guilty Pleasure Moment To Prince*
*runs around apartment in undies singing* I can't describe the pounding of my heart. It beats so strong. It's in your eyes. What can I say? They turn me on. I don't care where we go. I don't care what we do. I don't care pretty baby. Just take me with you! ^_^ that is all! hehehehe...
Moon ; Stars ; Milkyway Their A >
Moon hanging the sky. It glows with a warm light. Bathes acroos a ocean of blue. The clouds are misty now. The sun has already set. The beach is very empty too. The ocean waves roll in . The raging water hits the sand. washes with in it there, a sea weed and some shells. broken pieces of a branch there of. A raft washes a shore, no one at all knows of cource. This beach be empty now, all thats here are the sounds. shark swim off in the bay. serching for a place to find a school of fish or a dolphin or two. may be they hear a sound from in the water , of a ship thst sails out younder. Fog horns there are a few , Sailors there to on the decks on their ships too . I do I see a lighthouse showing the way. A clear sky it be over the horizen you can see. Some more ships headed out ot to th coast..A few segull flying above, egrets, and duckes, manybe a dove. Wind a blowing a gentil breeze and the coolness of the eve. Make you want to sroll along on the
When I See U
Hmmm.... don't suppose you notice me being nervous at first every time I see you? Damn my hands shake... I put your picture on my mirror Start to blush when somebody says your name In my stomach there's a pain See you walk in my direction, I go the other way I start to stutter when I speak Try to stand, but my knees go weak What's happening to me? In the Dark, can you tell me what it means? I lay my head on my pillow I'm starring out the window Wish on a star for a sign What's the reason why? ( oh Yeah) You're always on my mind (oh) When you come around I get shy Baby When I see you (see u) When I see you (see you) Never know when you might walk by So I gotta be right on time When I see you When I see you I scribble X's and O's in my notebook Checking how my hair and my nails look I feel myself in the zone I get nervous when you call, so I say I'm not home I see your face when I hear my favorite song Should I send an e-mail at home? You're the nu
Am Going To Ucuk
this is britains top chat all british am gonna get them to go here be busy qa couple of days just imagne all british and american we could sent cables under the sea laid by amry underwater and you could buy everything off us make a profit there derek
That Which You Should Know...
By - ME;) Love, love, love, love. It is an obsession! On the minds of many, in the hearts of few. Instant?! I think not! Learned?! Possibly. It should grow great without fear! Sadly complications hinder it. So many blinded, so many lost, help them see. LET them SEE! Long suffering, meekness, charity too... Actions, so much they say. Words, simple enough to turn from. Trust! Constant, everlasting, and unbending it should be. Not leaving out forgiveness, my weakness, so simple to do when you love, many forget. These, THESE! They are parts of love, not infatuation, not obsession, but pure love! A choice! A decision! Few can make, most neglect. Should GROW! Needs feeding, nurturing as a plant, as a pet, as a child. These are that which you should know! To know, to make, to feel, to allow, to show...
God Needed A New Angel
Vacation From Fubar
I won't be on much over the next 2 or 3 weeks. I'm filling in for some friends on vacation so I might not be on much. I'm not leaving I'm just not going to be busy for a while. I love me friends and would never desert you. Hope you understand. Thanks for your patience. Eddy
MyHotComments very true to me, what da ya think?
Billionaire Caught With Sex Cave
Billionaire Caught With Sex CaveI know I'm not supposed to. But come on, doesn't every man at some point dream of having his own sex lair?According to court documents, computer chip magnate Henry T. Nicholas III ordered an extensive underground bunker built under his house in Laguna Hills, specifically to be used for hookers and drugs. The documents allege that the dot com billionaire would fly in prostitutes from Chicago, Las Vegas, Los Angeles and New Orleans. New Orleans? Did the other three cities not cover it?Now, ignore the fact that he's married, this is illegal and it's whores, and you have a pretty fun story. Who doesn't want to build a $30 million bunker where there are no rules?If it was me, I wouldn't waste my time with the drugs, apparently cocaine and ecstasy in this case. I'd want to concentrate on the other activities mentioned. I didn't build a multi-million dollar sex cave to spend all my time stoned down there. Besides flying in hookers from Chicago can get pricey, I
I Think You All Should Come Here
you know in youyr country you get done for persecion of dope here they let you smoke it fopr your own personal use this worls scewed lord jesus god the hollyspirt help all contryed build you know everything in your country tecnology britain is 10years behind you for it you knowe i sell computers cheap to yous but i know about independans day spend it on cherrytap i will allyas call it that as its underneath and site shold be larget chat rating etc better than myspace yahoo360 flixter derekxxxxxxxxxx
I'm Officially A Fubarian!!! Check Out My Id Card...
Isn't it so damn cool? Please check it out and tell me whatcha thing?
Glad I Am A Fubar!
Popular Internet social network MySpace said on Tuesday it detected and deleted 29,000 convicted sex offenders on its service, more than four times the figure it had initially reported. The company, owned by media conglomerate News Corp., said in May it had deleted about 7,000 user profiles that belonged to convicted offenders. MySpace attracts about 60 million unique visitors monthly in the United States. The new information was first revealed by U.S. state authorities after MySpace turned over information on convicted sex offenders it had removed from the service. "The exploding epidemic of sex offender profiles on MySpace--29,000 and counting--screams for action," Connecticut Attorney General Richard Blumenthal said in a statement. Blumenthal, who led a coalition of state authorities to lobby MySpace for more stringent safeguards for minors, and other state AGs have demanded the service begin verifying a user's age and require parental permission for minors. The m
Snow White Trash!
I spent the evening playing bass guitar and guitar on a couple of hip-hop tracks at my brothers studio, he was happy with my playing but i wasnt all that pleased with the results, i thought my bass playing sounded like it were played by a white man, it sounded a lot more country and western than rhythm and blues and, well, it just didnt feel right.. I guess i cant help being white, hell, they dont get much whiter than me, im Icelandic for chrissakes, but sometimes i wish i wasnt, like this evening, i really wished i was black, i really wanted these songs we were working on to sound like The Roots, not like Vanilla fucking Ice.
I Wanna Get Next To You
Sittin' here in this chair waitin' on you Ah baby, to see things my way But not a word do you say You won't even look my way Boy, I'm spending my dimes, wasting My time, talking till I'm black and blue Ah, can't you see I wanna get next to you Dreams of you and I go sailing by Whenever your eyes meet mine (You're so fine) And boy you make me feel so insecure You're so beautiful and pure, Why must you be unkind (And tell me I'm not your kind, blowin my mind) Boy, my, my money is low and I know That I can't take you to the Fancy places you might wanna go Still I wanna get next to you I wanna get next to you Boy, you can bend me, shake me, make me Whatever it takes to please you I'm willing to do 'Cause you're my dream come true And I wanna get next to you I wanna get next to you I wanna make you mine (for all the time) I wanna get next to you I promise I'll never make you blue I wanna get next to you I wanna get next to you
Back To Work In The Woods :)
Well i finally got another job as a lumberjack so ill be off tot he woods.... the bad part Im going to be staying in a camp so ill be away from home even more.... if your wondering its not camping lol cause that would be fun... this is just a place to stay between work so i dont have to travel alot.......i wont be on cherrytap or fubar....whatever its called for long stretches. Im sorry to all my friends and fans..... and everyone else thats made this a fun time.... i will try to show love when i get the chance to be on.... anyway have fun peeps and stay safe.... ill be thinking of my friends while im there ;)
Lol Aunt Jane
In my mind the internet could be compared to the printing press in terms of it’s significant effects on our society. When the printing press was invented suddenly the written word was available to the masses, and so, people learned to read. Things in print became more believable that the word-of-mouth from which they came, songs and poems could now be preserved on paper, Christianity spread due to the bibles printed, and then Christians stepped in and tried to censor other publications, yada yada. My aunt Jane sent me an email today thanking me for some pics I sent her. I replied back within a couple minutes, and then she replied, and so on. I have a few family members, some a couple miles away and some a continent away, with whom I keep in touch. I’m going to scan some pics of Aunt Jane’s daughter tonight, pics I took over the last 24 years of her life, and email them to her. It’s a lot easier and less expensive now to exchange photos, but what else has changed? From the time I
Morning Prayer
Dear Lord, So far today God I've done alright. I havn't gossiped, havn't lost my temper, havn't been greedy, grumpy, nasty, selfish or overindulgent. I am very thankful for that. But in a few minutes, God, I am going to get out of bed. And from then on, I'm probably going to need a lot more help. Amen
Like it? Nough said... watch for cars! :) She's freaky and she knows it She's freaky and I like it Listen She grabs the yellow bottle She likes the way it hits her lips She gets to the bottom It sends her on a trip so right She might be going home with me tonight She looks like a model Except she's got a little more ass Don't even bother Unless you've got that thing she likes I hope she's going home with me tonight Those flashing lights come from everywhere The way they hit her I just stop and stare She's got me love stoned Man I swear she's bad and she knows I think that she knows She's freaky and she knows it She's freaky, but I like it She shuts the room down The way she walks and causes a fuss The baddest in town She's flawless like some uncut ice I hope she's going home with me tonight And all she wants is to dance That's why you'll find her on the floor But you don't have a chance Unless you move the way that she likes That's why
Future Sex Love Sounds
hmmm.... I'll tell you which way I like that... and I AM just like you... ♥ Future. Sex. Love. Sound. You know what you want, and that makes you just like me. See everybody says you're hot baby, but can you make it hot for me? Said if you're thinking about holding back, Don't worry girl, cause I'm gonna make it so easy. So slide a little bit closer to me little girl. See daddy's on a mission to please. Wait a second. She's hopped up for me I've got her in my zone Her body's pressed up on me I think she's ready to blow. Must be my future. Sex love sound And when it goes down Baby all you've got to do is, Just tell me which way you like that all you gotta do is Tell me which way you like that do you like it like this do you like it like that tell me which way you like that Tell me which way you like that You can't stop baby You can't stop once you've turned me on And your enemy are your thoughts baby So just let em go Cause all I
Yesterdays Adventures
Hi all, well today was a pretty good day. Got up late after Kyle had gone to bed so late last night, and then back up again so early this morning. Got up and it was raining a little outside. Grrrrrrrr I had left the windows down on my car overnight, and all the seats were wet!!! I had to run a few errands today, went to the bank, and Homeland to get a few things that we had forgotten on Friday. Saturday was a pretty good day. We went to the lake around 6:30 or so, and Darryl and Andrew went fishing, while Kyle and I went to the playground. Well somehow I went down to talk to Darryl, and ended up fishing with him. Well guess what I caught a fish!! The only one to catch one! Ha Ha!!! I have been doing these pay per click websites and I am hoping to be able to cash one out soon. I also read e-mails and such. Not too bad for a few seconds of time. The pay per click websites send you mail, then they have ads that you click on and you get paid per click. Pretty cool! :) I hurt my shoulder wh
Back From Our Trip!
Hi all, we are back from our trip! It was so much fun. We went to St. Louis to see my sister for her ordination ceremony to be a Chaplin, and eventually to become a priest! It was so much fun!!! We got to do fun stuff, and stayed in a nice hotel that was about 20 minutes or so from her house! She was excited that we were all there. We got to video tape the ceremony because James couldn't be there, he had to work! :( So we got the most important part of the ceremony....... and Jenny liked it. It was a long drive though, we were so ready to be out of the car! We liked the car so much we are looking into getting one soon, I hope! We drove a 2002 Ford Taurus............. it was NICE!!!!!!! :) I found one for about $6995, it's a 2002 model with only 72,000 miles or so on it, so not too bad. Some of them were outrageous and they had more miles on them. A very comfortable car, and the hotel was nice. We stayed three nights, but with coupons and help from my mom, and my sister, we only had to
Fourth Of July Post I Received
Ever wonder what real price was paid by those who signed the Declaration of Independance? It's long, but informative & worth the read.... after reading this, you may feel a 'change' within your soul..... Happy 4th! THE PRICE THEY PAID Have you ever wondered what happened to the 56 men who signed the Declaration of Independence? Five signers were captured by the British as traitors and tortured before they died. Twelve had their homes ransacked and burned. Two lost their sons serving in the Revolutionary Army, another had two sons captured. Nine of the 56 fought and died from wounds or hardships of the Revolutionary War. They signed and they pledged their lives, their fortunes, and their sacred honor. What kind of men were they? Twenty-four were lawyers and jurists. Eleven were merchants, nine were farmers and large plantation owners; men of means, well educated. But they signed the Declaration of Independence knowing full well that the penalty would be dea
This Is Real (no Joke)
Hi all. Well today has been an ok day. The washer guys came out to check out our washer as it was making funny noises in the rinse cycle. It turns out that the washer's tub would hit the side of the washer if the load was out of balance. Not anything wrong with the transmission, or anything else, so that's good. Just got off the phone with Darryl. He was supposed to pick up his load at like 5pm today at Hobby Lobby, but he just called to tell me that he is still at Hobby Lobby waiting on his load. He is supposed to be in Des Moines, Iowa at 7am! I don't think that will happen considering it is a 10 hour drive up there!! Hobby Lobby has been getting worse about their loads here lately! On sunday's he is supposed to pick up his load at noon time or so, but usually it isn't ready til 3pm or after. It is getting really old every week it seems to be getting worse with the loads, and even the miles are coming down. He told them that he wanted some extra miles this week, since we took off tho
When The World Ends
I think you'll feel it too That when the world ends Most likely it'll feel pretty blue We won't need a subtle clue People will wanna sue But that won't be anything new The sky will turn over and breathe it's last As the spectrum of colors cycle in one blast The limbs of existence beget a thick cast Laden with putrid decay and bleeding fast Just put me on my ship and sail me at half mast I won't need anything else when we get to the end When the world stops beating and seizes to pretend The illusion is over, step out of the curtain I grew out of that shit, so enough jerkin
Sexual Issues #9
Recently i recieved an email from someone who wishes to remain anonomous. the email stated: "In 1 of your blogs you said something about how to last longer.I would like to hear your thoughts on this.I don't mind if you talk about this in your blog like you have all the other blogs but please keep me annonomus." so i have decided to write a blog on premature ejaculation in response to this. i hope this helps out. Premature Ejaculation Therapists have decided to refer to premature ejaculation as "ejaculatory incompetence". Given I think premature ejaculation (PE) sounds better. Who wants to be incompetent? Kids call it "shooting too fast". Trust kids to call it as they sees it. "My boyfriend cums after two strokes" is not an uncommon comment. Young males become so sexually aroused so quickly, touch their hand and they have an erection. This is very flattering for his partner, but not very satisfying for a sexual relationship What can a young guy do? Well there are a few v
Sexual Issues #8
well, seeing as i am pregnant i figured i would do a section on pregnancy and sex lol.... A positive pregnancy test signals a lot of changes are on the way. First-time parents in particular may wonder about how pregnancy will affect their sexual relationship. Should sex be put on hold? It seems drastic, but then you think of all the old wives tales you've heard. You want to know if sex will hurt the baby. If the pregnancy is normal, there is no way that can happen. In the earliest stages, that little embryo is firmly implanted in the menstrual lining of the uterus. Normal intercourse is safe and harmless. For the first three months, doctors recommend normal sex – the wild stuff might have to go on hold for a while. If you have a history of miscarriage, also called spontaneous accidental abortion, or if there is any "spotting", or bleeding, then you should abstain from sexual intercourse or orgasm for the first three months. However, this doesn't mean you cannot pleasure your par
Sexual Issues #7
What is circumcision? Circumcision involves removing the foreskin, which shields the head of the penis. In the United States, 60 percent of baby boys are circumcised, usually in the first few days or weeks after birth. Some parents choose circumcision because it's an important and ancient ritual, while others choose it because they believe it has health advantages. Should we circumcise our son? Circumcision is a personal decision that you should make based on your own beliefs and after talking with your doctor. Some medical evidence suggests that circumcision leads to improved health; in the short- or long-term, though, the issue is by no means clear-cut. Talk to your spouse, your pediatrician, your family and friends, and, if you're religious, the leader of your congregation to discuss whether circumcision is the right choice for you. Between 1989 and February 1999, the American Academy of Pediatrics' policy had been that the potential medical benefits of circumcision outweig
That Cat
What A Beautiful Day!
The clouds rolled in with the whispering of the wind. It rained during the night washing away all the ugly stains. I watched the beautiful flashes of light all over town. Vegas looks like no other when the thunderstorms come calling. All those lights reflecting off the clouds. What a beautiful sight.
Sexual Issues #6
This section will actually be on performing oral sex and some of the questions i have gotten. so first up is: Performing Oral Sex on a Male Fellatio When it comes to HIV, giving a guy a blow-job was initially thought to be a safe activity. However, developing research over the years shows that it is not. It is a "medium" risk activity and the virus can enter tiny abrasions in the mouth, such as those from brushing your gums and teeth before sex. Play it safe - USE A CONDOM! That has the added benefit of not having to taste the semen. Start out slowly, touch the penis, stroke, gently grip it in your hand, slowly moving up and down the shaft, getting faster as he becomes aroused. He may be producing lubrication (pre-cum) at this time. Then kiss, lick and start to suck on the head of the penis. Flick your tongue on the head, then up and down the shaft of the penis. You can also kiss, lick, and suck his testicles while stroking his penis. Now, gently take the head of his penis
Sexual Issues #5
Oral - Genital Sex - An Overview Oral-Genital Sex is commonly called "blow job; give head; go down on; eat out; lunch at the Y; etc." Once you get past that, you are o.k. Defined as oral stimulation of a partner's genitals, it may be male to female, female to male, male to male or female to female. Some people are convinced that their genitals are ugly, that they are dirty or diseased or that they smell awful. Let's deal with these feelings. Ugly - Females complain their labia are too big, vagina too "sloppy", clitoris too big or too small. Males believe their testicles are blue, penis too large, too small, circumcised or not, and it may have a noticeable curve to it (see Peyronie's Disease). Hey, get over it - it is your body, different from everybody else's and a loving partner will accept and love it. There are a few diseases that you would not want to find on you or your partner's genitals. Don't go near an active Herpes lesion, Genital Warts, Gonorrohea, Trichomon
Scraps Of Paper
"Life is like a path...and we all have to walk the path... As we walk...we'll find experiences like little scraps of paper in front of us along the way. We must pick up those pieces of scrap paper and put them in our pocket... Then, one day, we will have enough scraps of papers to put together and see what they say... Read the information and take it to heart."
Thursday Night
To Inform You
Ok, so i asked a question and apparently wasnt clear about the events leading up to it, me being discontent with love isnt anything new, this has been going on for quite sometime, i do however appreciate the thoughts and comments that everyone shared with me. i just dont think love is for me, its too complicated, to harsh and very unforgiving. i was just wondering how everyone else felt just gettin a feel for a population outside my normal group of people i talk to. so for clarification purposes this isnt a new heartache...its just me thinking...i had a pain in the ass friend who inspired me to remember why i dislike relationships.
Sexual Issues #4
condoms, and their effectiveness against common std's: HIV HIV is the deadliest STD because it leads to AIDS, which is usually fatal. Condoms are highly effective in preventing the transmission of HIV. "Laboratory studies have shown that latex condoms provide an essentially impermeable barrier to particles the size of STD pathogens." In order for condoms to be effective, they must be used every time you have vaginal or anal sex. Discharge Diseases – Gonorrhea, Chlamydia, Trichomoniasis These diseases are classified as 'discharge diseases' because they are spread through genital secretions, such as male ejaculate and vaginal fluids. HIV is also a discharge disease. Latex condoms, when used consistently, can help to reduce transmission rates. Again, the STD pathogens cannot penetrate the latex barrier. Since only areas covered by the condom are protected, discharge diseases can spread to unprotected areas. For example, oral sex with no condom can result in g
For My Baby!!
I dream of you each and everynite Wishing you were holding me tight. I never want to throw you away I will always want you here to stay! You came into my life and opend my eyes Showing me that men arent always full of lies. You have made me feel like Im on top of the world Always telling me Im your beautiful girl. Always making me laugh even when I want 2 cry Making me happy everytime you see me sigh. I want to look deep into your eyes as I kiss you Seeing the love behind your eyes so blue. You have showed in so many ways That you love me each and everyday. I wish I could do the wonderful things you do Just once I'd like to be the one to show it to you. I may not be as good at it as I would like to be I try so hard to show you I love you as much as you love me. I love you more and more tim with every passing day I hope that I can show in more then just one way! Love always, Meg
Sexual Issues #3
well...i was origionally gonna do this part on circumsizion but i decided to go with anal sex first. some of the topics i plan on covering soon are circumsizion, oral sex, pregnancy, birthcontrol, toys, how to last longer, spicing it up in the bedroom, and a few other things. if you have any other questions or suggestions you know what to do. ok... anal sex... Anal sex, bum sex, sex by the back door, the Greek or Italian way, fudge-packing and sodomy - these are some of the terms used to describe anal sex. It involves anal penetration of the anus (or rectum) by an erect penis or even a vibrator, dildo or "butt plug." Previously regarded as sexual activity primarily practised by male homosexuals, it now appears to be a fairly common, even acceptable, alternative to vaginal intercourse amongst heterosexuals. The most common questions i have heard that relate to anal intercourse - how to do it, is it dangerous, does it hurt, why do people want to do it, is it pleasurable for
For Anyone Who Doesn't Understand....
It isn't about me first, nothing's about me first........I have my duties....I have my healing.........accept it believe it or fuck the fuck off! Questions? Just ask...but if you really wanna know here's what you do....shut up and listen when you ask me a question!
Do You Like Cars?
Then check out my car picture page! CARS!!!
Glascow Coma Scale, Pediatric Trauma Score
Glascow Coma Scale Infant Eye Opening Child/Adult 4 Spontaneously Spontanesously 4 3 To Speech To Speech 3 2 To Pain To Pain 2 1 No Response No Response 1 Best Verbal Response 5 Coos, Babbles Oriented 5 4 Irritable cries Confused 4 3 Cries To Pain Inapp. Words 3 2 Moans, Grunts Incomprehensible 2 1 No response No response 1 Best Motor Response 6 Spontaneous Obays Commands 6 5 Localizes pain Localizes Pain 5 4 Withdrawls f/ pain Withdrawls f/ pain 4 3 Flexion(decorticate) Flexion(decorticate)3 2 Extension(Decereb.) Extension(Decereb.) 2 1 No Response No Response 1 _____=TOTAL ->(GCS Intubate!)20 kg 10-20 kg 90 radial 50-90 femoral
Sexual Issues #2
The orgasm... well there is alot to be said about this subject. first of all... for females there are 5 main types of orgasms. and for males there are 2. seems kinda unfair huh. well what is an orgasm? you ask.... An orgasm is described as a level of sexual arousal that reaches a peak then subsides leaving the participant feeling elated, relaxed and sexually satisfied. It is difficult to describe an orgasm because it is different for every female. Women generally describe it as a feeling of being so aroused that you are going to explode. for me.. the muscles in my body go into contraction, my hands tighten up, I arch my back, my facial expression is intense, my breathing pattern changes to short gasps, my legs tremble, my toes curl under. You may also make groaning noises, whimper, some women cry out. Because the sensations are so intense and so different for each woman, it like trying to describe a sneeze. Some women have lovely small ripple orgasms, others have massive o
Who Will Catch Me When I Fall????
Is anybody out there Does anybody see That when the lights are off something's killing me I know it seems like people care Cause they're always around me But when the day is done and everybody runs Who will be the one to save me from myself Who will be the one who's there And not ashamed to see me crawl Who's gonna catch me when I fall When the show is over And it's empty everywhere It's hard to face going back alone So I walk around the city Anything, anything to clear my head I've got nowhere to go nowhere but home Who will be the one to save me from myself Who will be the one who's there And not ashamed to see me crawl Who's gonna catch me when I fall It may seem I have everything But everything means nothing When the ride that you've been on That you're coming off Leaves you feeling lost Is anybody out there Does anyobdy see That sometimes loneliness is just a part of me Who will be the one to save me from myself? Who will be the one who's
The Basement Troll
Gotten from a greyhound station , installed in a dank musty hole. It doesn't matter what clothes i would wear whether i was fat or ugly. Nothing mattered. I am a basement troll, shoved down in the darkest forgotten place of your heart....of your mind.You don't hear me, my voice didn't register. I wanted to escape. Why did you even keep me. I'm just another piece of crap shoved away.
Sexual Issues #1
SO... I happen to know a hell of alot about sexual issues that people face, and shit... and i also know alot of people dont know alot about it. so im gonna start out with some questions or topics that friends have asked me about or that we have discussed. If you have a request for a topic to be covored or a question to be answered pleaase send me a comment, or if u want to be annonomus then sent me a message and i will get to ur questions. now on to buisness at hand.... so ill start with the big question everyone wants to know... Does size really matter?... well I've heard different arguments on this.. Some say size does matter, while others say it's how you use it.There is no answer. most ppl think that girth(thickness) matters more than length, and that makes sense when you consider that the vagina only has nerve-endings in the first 3 inches. Many women like a long penis, but ive also heard women complaining that their partner's penis is too long! So, you could say that s
Genesis P Orridge
Brian Jones and Jimi Hendrix were going to start a band together, they'd actually been recording some demos, some down at Brian's house and some at Olympic studios, and John Lennon had also jammed with them. The singer of Manfred Mann, Paul Jones, was going to be the singer. I knew about Paul Jones being in it because his son worked in the TOPY office- A: Really?! Do you know the Peter Watkins film Privilege [Paul Jones stars as a rock star who becomes used by the government to control the masses, like a cult leader] That's incredibly ironic... G: (laughs) Yeah. So he told me that story. There really was a party the night that Brian was murdered, and the first thing they did was ring up the Rolling Stones' office and their press agent. The press agent came down then they collected all sorts of things from the rooms before they called the cops, and that's a very strange thing to do, right-and also, all the demo tapes of this would-be supergroup vanished. And if you think about it, th
Fakers Suck! is a FAKE. She posted fake photos, so anyone who is friends with this person, be WARNED!
Someone Sent This To Me...2 Years Ago...
"As your will is bent and broken and every vision has been cast into the wind as your courage crashes down before your eyes don't lay down and die Cause I see in you More than you 'll ever know And I ask you would you question the strength inside? And you need to know How it feels to be alive While every wound has been re-opened And in this world of give and take, you must have faith And the distance to your dreams stretch beyond reach Don't lay down and die, No Cause I see in you More than you 'll ever know And I ask you would you question the strength inside? And you need to know How it feels to be alive" Alter Bridge- One Day Remains I thank the person who sent this to me...I never knew his name...I never said a word to him...I don't know where he was or even if...he still is...I only know he was a Native American Indian...and a Biker...Yet Another "Angel"...that touched my life...I am blessed like that...yeah...I am... And I speak of him only...With
Sinners Beware
Sisters Of St. Francis HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION 10 MILES He thinks this is a figment of his imagination and drives on without a second thought....Soon he sees another sign which reads: SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION 5 MILES Suddenly he begins to realize that these signs are for real and drives past a third sign saying: SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION NEXT RIGHT His curiosity gets the best of him and he pulls into the drive. On the far side of the parking lot is a stone building with a small sign next to the door reading: SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS He climbs the steps and rings the bell. The door is answered by a nun in a long black habit who asks, "What may we do for you my son?" He answers, "I saw your signs along the highway and was interested in possibly doing business...." "Very well my son. Please follow me." He is led through many winding passages and is soon quite disoriented.. The nun stops at a c
I Am Afraid To Love, And Yet I Love You
I am afraid to love, and yet I love you. My fear is like a wall I walk right through. The wall is there, and yet it doesn't stop me. I need it still, and yet I still need you. I know someday we will be in a field Surrounded by the blessing of the sky. I'll dance with all the freedom of pure joy, Needing you without a reason why But now I'm still afraid that I might lose you, That you might not accept my desperate need. You make me laugh and cry and be completely. You are the flower, I the slender reed.
White Or Black
would you rather have a blackman or white women running america
Trauma General, Head, And Traumatic Cardiac Arrest
Trauma General HX - MOI - Location of trauma, pentrating vs blunt injury? Assess LOC (alert, verbal, pain, unconscious.) AIRWAY obstruction? Pulses, BP, capillary refill, severe bleeding? Disability/neuro assessment. Glasgow coma score. Expose and perform exam, Check pupils; tracheal deviation? Sub-Q air? Juglar venous distension? Assess chest: look for trauma, pneumo, check lung sounds. Evaluate adbomen, pelvis, extremities, back. Abdominal guarding, distension, rigidty, hypotension, pallor, bruising? Are there medical causes? (e.g. diabetes, CVA, MI, ect.) --Assess scene safety. Protect C-spine, Give O2, Check respiratory rate, adequacy -- vent if needed. Trauma Head HX - MOI-- estimate forces involved. Any changes in LOC? Amnesia? Was seat belt, helmet worn? Resp. rate, pattern, quality; Chest or trunk injuries? Vitals, Pupils, Neuro deficits? Posturing? Reflexes? Blood or CSF from ears, nose? Scalp, skull depression, associated facial trauma? ++--Secure airway wh
Just Bought Another Happy Hour Foor On The Hour
please all read my blogs its every true in all fan rate me befriend mtes top pics all 10or 10 plus each one blogs all 10 one 500odd viewd whats wrong i send to all site and got of over a liion users on line only 500 votes for top programs for nothing thats ashame derek
To All Who Have Children Remember This Poem..
I Love You Gentle words that come from the heart If you don't say them then you should start Children need love, Everyday, that's the key It will show them the way The way a child is loved Is reflected on their lives The way you show your love Will shine through their eyes so When you look at your child Think of these little words These words aren't so little to them It will help them till the very end. Every now and then,even when their feeling down These three little words I love you.. Will take off that pitiful frown. **Tiffany Marie Young** **My oldest daughter wrote this**
In Transit
I'm adopting a Domo-Kun from Japan. He should ariving this week!
I've Dreamed Of Loving You For Many Years
I've dreamed of loving you for many years, Loving you each day and night, each hour, Loving till you flow into my tears, And I into the garden where you flower. Of course I must be me, as you are you, But just as bushes planted side by side So intertwine one cannot tell they're two, We will through love and time be unified. So have I dreamed, though we have been apart So long that I of life with you despaired, Holding wounded hope within my heart That through these frozen years it might be spared. The world is a redaction of the dream. Our greatest pain deep longings shall redeem.
Is It Bad....
How bad is it that I am getting totally annoyed with one of my best friends? She lives in Virginia now and is a teacher but she is up here for the summer. She will be returning to VA August 3rd. We have been haning out a lot but lately, she's just getting annoying. This Thursday, we are supposed to go to Columbus and visit and friend and hang there for the day. Well, our friend and I want to go to the zoo cause it's supposed to be really nice and we haven't been there and I wanna see the Manatees damn it but my best friend doesn't want to because she and I are going to the one in Cleveland on Monday. I'm sorry, they are TWO TOTALLY different zoos. So what if one has to pay to go see animals on Thursday? I wanna go and so does our friend. I'm flippin paying for the gas there and back and it just annoys me that she's being a prick about the whole thing. I think I'm starting to realize that we do only what SHE wants to do. She's also starting to act like she is better than I am because sh
Tag Messing Around
Get Off The Blog
i was gonna rant about my serious road rage but i keep getting distracted by someone else's blogs...i mean seriously this grl's got a new blog every 5 minutes...who's got that much frickin time?!?!?! i've got blog rage...
To That Special Someone And They Know Who They Are
To The One I Love She whispers in my ear Tells me everything I want to hear. She pulls me close,and we're nose to nose. She kisses me and tells me It'll be alright. And it will take all night. She touches the back of my neck. Then slowly rubs my back She pulls herself upon me and kisses me slowly. She tells me she loves me, and she wants to get to know me Her soft tender body rubs on mine. She starts out slow and takes her time. We're in the feeling of enjoyment And caught in the heat of the moment. James A Young Jr
New Pics
i put up some new pics show me some love
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Whose Your Vampire Personality?
You scored as Marius, You are the quiet cool. You are so mellow people are lulled into a false sense of security. When you are pissed god help anyone who crosses you?Angel100% Blade100% Armand100% Marius100% Spike83% Dracula75% Louis67% Deacon Frost67% Akasha67% Lestat58% Whose your Vampire personality? (images)created with
Grandma Died Today
This is more for me to remember than for you to comment. Grandma died tonight at 5:10pm Central.
My Mother's Condition.
Last night, she went to the hospital for high blood pressure. Turns out she was pregnant. 6 months. The fetus was dead. They made her deliver it, because it was too big for a Dnc. A boy. i named him Abel Sebastian Renguette. He was red from internal bleeding. and his head was deformed. Ears below his eyeline, head sort of squished, chin too high, and his skull bones kept shifting and overlapping. His eyes were still closed. 14 oz. Her kidneys are screwed up too. Please pray for us. I'll be haunted by his body til the day I die, but i do not regret it. Oh, and I fucking LOVE how the only bulletins that ever get attention are chains, or sexual things. As if the site was over run by children. People ignore the important ones -_-
'cold' Fact :p
Slurpee Capital of the World 12 thumbs up The city on the planet earth that drinks the most 7-11 slurpees each year. For the past 7 years, 1999-2006, it has been Winnipeg Manitoba Canada, in 2005 we guzzeled a record 400,000 sluprees a month. Winnipeg is the Slurpee Capital of the World! Calgary is close behind.
Man The World Kinda Blows Today.
WE have been at war for damned near 6 or 7 years depending on how you count it. 8 if you take some of the earlier bombing of our non US properties. And what good has came from it, not a damned thing. I would love to say it worked, but you can't attack and Idea, every times in history someone has tried they only drove it underground and made it stronger. Its human nature, nothing unifies us like someone to hate. I dont care how fracutred and split a group of people are, as soon as an out sider comes in they will all rally to kick his ass if he steps one little bit out of line. We are on the worng course, we are on the worng path, and we are walking in deeper and deeper shit everyday. We need to turn around. If we want to be the domanite idealogical way of thinking on this world we really really need to go about this a differnent way. We need to give the middle east an infastrucure, we need to give them jobs and we need to make sure they have a happy life. Its a hell of lot
Why Should I
Why should I care what you see? Afraid of exposing what is broken in me.... If the world had one peace, one heart , and all pain was set free, something would still be tormenting the life in me. Pain is to hurt what love is to feeling, I tell myself this as I bend down and I am now kneeling. Blade in hand and sorrow inside. I prick the warm flesh; to the call I abide. Why should I care what you see? Afraid of exposing what is broken in me.....
Why is it that the ugliest of people will rate your photo or profile at less than a 10? Some dude just rated one of my pics at an 8. And yes he was a fugly! Does he think I'm going to crawl into a corner and die for that? Puhlease! This site just cracks me up sometimes. People take this thing so seriously like their lives or reality will be altered based on a number. I say GROW UP! Now I'm going to sulk in a corner and suck my thumb. My feelings are hurt.....NOT! :0)
Looking For Me???????
Someone out there is looking for me In my life is where they want to be I'm hoping we find each other very soon And on that day I will be over the moon They say patience is a virtue, so true Playing the waiting game is all I can do He will have to be honest, loving and caring With a heart of gold he doesn't mind sharing We will meet eventually of that I'm very sure Then I can be happy right through to the core
i find it very funny when some chick says she loves someone but shes damn near naked in all of her pix
Lips Of An Angel
Honey why you calling me so late? It's kinda hard to talk right now. Honey why are you crying? Is everything okay? I gotta whisper 'cause I can't be too loud Well, my girl's in the next room Sometimes I wish she was you I guess we never really moved on It's really good to hear your voice say my name It sounds so sweet Coming from the lips of an angel Hearing those words it makes me weak And I never wanna say goodbye But girl you make it hard to be faithful With the lips of an angel It's funny that you're calling me tonight And, yes, I've dreamt of you too And does he know you're talking to me Will it start a fight No I don't think she has a clue Well my girl's in the next room Sometimes I wish she was you I guess we never really moved on It's really good to hear your voice say my name It sounds so sweet Coming from the lips of an angel Hearing those words it makes me weak And I never wanna say goodbye But girl you make it hard to be faithful With t
Like the Rain We have been friends for many years, we had lots of happiness no tears. I grew close to you very fast, I thought o matter what our friendship would last. But you put me through pain, and my tears fell like the rain. I didnt learn the first time, but that was because i was blind. I felt sorry for my self, because of the hand i was delt. But no more tears will fall, because there is nothing left for you at all. We promised to stay friends, but that fell apart at the end. I'm still healing, but no longer dealing. I cut all strings that were attached, all feelings for you slashed. I no longer feel the pain, my tears no longer fall like the rain. I will go on with my life, because tomorrow the sun will rise. its my first blog so its alil sketchy
Single Again
Well, the divorce paperwork is done. I've moved out and in a few months, I'll be living in Berkely, CA. Time to start with a clean slate.
Which Action Hero Would You Be?
You scored as Batman, the Dark Knight, As the Dark Knight of Gotham, Batman is a vigilante who deals out his own brand of justice to the criminals and corrupt of the city. He follows his own code and is often misunderstood. He has few friends or allies, but finds comfort in his cause.Batman, the Dark Knight88% Neo, the "One"83% William Wallace83% Captain Jack Sparrow83% Indiana Jones71% El Zorro71% James Bond, Agent 00763% The Amazing Spider-Man58% Lara Croft58% Maximus50% The Terminator
To The One I Love
Roses are red,violets are blue how i long 2 be with you Angela you mean the world to me this i know is ment to be you always ask me how i know one day i am hoping i'll be able to show my heart gets broken every day everytime you go away but in my heart you will always stay this i know brightens my day i will always love you for what you are no matter how near or far you are my ray of light wanna be in your arms so tight upon the mountains we will climb all i want is you as mine hope one day this will come true but for now babe this will have to do all because I LOVE YOU
Today July 24th
Wow! What a day. Did some landscapping earlier and made some money so that made me happy. After work I got in some fishing and had some beers so u know thats always good. Then me and Mark went to go food shopping (bastard keeps taking all my food) and now its times to take a shower cuz I smell bad! Hope everyone had a good day! Dont forget to rate my new NSFW folder!
New Update
First I really want to thank everyone who was so sweet and checked out my new site. I am soo excited to get it up and running, and so glad to have u stop by. I just posted my very first update, and I think you all will love it. It is not the biggest update, but a hot one for sure. You know the nsfw pic of my playn with the fountains around my pool??? Well check out this update if you want to see what other fun things I did with them! I also have another update going up tomorrow and I did manage to get some pics up on my panties page. Thanx again for checkn me out. Let me know what you think Kisses, Jezabelle
I Just Dropped Down To 3rd Place!!! :(
Its Some This Once Said To Me
Midnight Escapade
Midnight Escapade By: Tequila Tabitha lay sleeping peacefully in her bed, with the sound of the soothing thunder- storm outside her window. Her curvy- medium built body lay there nude, suddenly receiving a warm rush come over her, her nipples began to harden as her long dark brown hair brushes over them. She can feel the moistness take over between her legs as the scent of Jason's cologne slightly lingers in the air, she lets out a soft moan with a slight smile on her face created by love and lust intertwined playing on her lips.... To her he is a God. He has hung her moon, sun, and stars. Her memory replays a past moment of their bodies intertwined as they had many times before, the way he smells... so manly... so clean... another hot wave rushes through her body "....Mmm....." Then her big brown eyes gaze up and lock onto his naked muscular body standing over her, as he looks down hungrily, his hazel eyes shift to her pert nipples. She can see the lust fill
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HUSH Consumed by your very essence, Your souls fire ignites me. I feel my blood rush, When your words are in my head like a whisper…. hush…. I feel your energy around me, It surrounds my soul completely…. Embracing. Warm touch, Gives a cold shiver, My fire awakened, The predatory animal within. Your Soft skin, My senses begin to spin. I feel the demon alive within, I feel it is time for sin. Your scent fills my mind, My blood boils I am blind, With fire…desire. Hush… Your words whisper within, Calming the beast from sin. It is our time to build our fire, Not to rush, to begin. Hush…. Soon I will be within you, Hush…. You words whisper within, For now let our hearts burn, Spin. Hush……..
Within my mind, I see the river, In which we all flow together as one. I see this and so much more, But for all I see, I am blind. The river flows by, And I can only see it From the shore.
Killing Lonliness
Killing Lonliness Inside her heart, Emptiness swirls, Inside her Mind, Lonliness unfurls, she sits in the dark, alone with her thoughts, so hollow and cold, from the battles she's faught, the stories untold, she sits in the dark, her head in her hands. her lonliness grows....... she dreams of a partner, she dreams of a love, someone to take her pain away, one that fits her like a glove. so many times she's found "the one" so many times it has come undone. Where is this "one" to make things right? Where is "the one" who'll hold her tight? Only in her dreams when she sleeps at night...... She dreams of her Man, so dark and so warm, shelter her and cherish her, and keep her from harm, but He is just a mist he's no where in sight, in her slumber she cuddles her solitude, through the cold and lonely night.
I Am Back!!!: )
I Miss You
I miss You somewhere you've been hurt, now you're just lost in the darkness, feel like you've been knocked in the dirt, nothing inside but sadness and loneliness, you're looking to fill that void you miss, a love lost and placed with emptiness, hurt inside that noone sees, looking for love on your knees, you are looking for love in all the wrong ways, lustful nights and lonely days, misconstreud as a whore in so many ways, noone can see what's really going on, they say that they want you and then they are gone. I can't explain what I'm feeling inside, I don't even know how to describe, the hurt and the pain flowing like rain, I've lost who I am and I give nothing but pain, I can't find myself and you expect me to explain?! I'm fucking lost inside don't you understand?! Give me the knife when I asked for your hand. I miss who I was and I wish she'd come back, but she can't come around till I find what she lacks, people will jugde you, they don't truly get
Sitting , watching and waiting, slowley the answers come........nothing said and nothing given yet still the answers come, is all that it once seemed, heart and soul, neither seem given, hearing words so sweet they seem but how true they may be, remains to be seen, yet slowly the answers come
What Kind Of Mythical Creature Are You?
You scored as Dragon, You are a dragon, you love fire, the darkness, and your usually on the evil side more than good, usually. You have a unique combination between Strength and Intelligence.Dragon100% Vampire92% Demon67% Imp67% Paladin42% What kind of mythical creature are you?created with
To All My Friends And Fans
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†She helped me to come out...And to feel what I never had before She helped me to understand...And I now understand myself She helped me to learn...And now I know She helped me to hold on...And now I cant let go! She helped me to love...And now I cant stop!!!!!! She helped me to live...But now I forgot You see...She said goodbye...And that it was time to go...But as you can tell....I did not know
Well I'm sitting here bored out of mind trying to figure out the most simple of tasks to do to kill time untill the sun goes down. It seems as every day passes I search for something to kill the time untill I move; which is looking to be anytime from mid august to late september. So far it seems all that I can find is to read up on Hunter Thompson articles from the early 80's into the mid 90's that I haven't read in their entirety. Been writing a bit of new music as well, nothing lyricly, just pulling out the guitar and arranging stuff on paper that sounds cool. Seems every time I find a band to start working with the memmbers end up being posers who can't even play their instruments let alone hold a convorsation about anything related to theory. It's hard when you tell someone to tune down a half a step from drop D and they look at you with a blank stare. Oh well, maybe one day I'll find a couple of fellow musicians who can actualy play their instruments and collaberate on music with
Now Is The Time.
Now is the time For me to give you a few rhymes As I sing for you hypocrites And backstabbing lying bitches This is for the backstabbers And all of those lier's Who seem to talk the talk But never walk the walk Your all acting like my friend Saying you got my back till the end An as I turn around you stab n stab As you do it again n again like its a fad You left me 4 dead Now your in your hour of need Your standing alone Scared all the way to the bone You told lies N tried to cry You said not to do something n did it yourself There is no one for u to turn to so blame Thy self You act like I'm blind n dumb As I stand before holding the gun Every thing around you become Fuzzy As I'm laughing and finding it so funny Now is the time to repent your sins On your knees begging for forgiveness When all turns to black And your left with the knife in your back.
The Superior Man Is Modest In His Speech, But Exceeds In His Actions.
Ok, this is my rant for the day. I have talked to people, male and female, and hear about how nobody can find a "real" person to date. So I thought to put my thoughts on that subject in writing and anyone can add to it as they please. In the movie Get Shorty, Chili Palmer(John Travolta) says "I'm not gonna say anymore than I have to, if that." He is badass and he knows it yet he doesn't feel that urge to shout it to everyone he meets. He says what he needs to in tough situations and gets his point across without being a complete dick. He wears sharp clothes showing that he respects himself enough to look nice. Not that a suit is always needed but knowing you can put one on and still be comfortable and a real man in it shows your manliness to us ladies. He also opens doors, yes including car doors, for a lady without thinking it makes him look like a pussy. He can give a compliment or put his hand on a woman's back to lead her through a room without it taking away from his manlin
An Amazing Puppy Dog Slide Show
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Just My Luck
I failed to see what was right in front of many often do!I did not see what was happening...I did not have a clue...She left me for another...I cannot believe my eyes...And she moves him right she passes me by
been a week an they still haven't gave me my mumm's back
The Truth Ha
well it has come to my attention that apparently I am a so not true. I am a very honest person... If I am not interested.. trust me I'll tell ya.. I do appreciate all the "you're cute" and the Your beautiful" simply is not true. telling me stuff like that will not win you a place in my bed.. call me a bitch or call me stuck up.. that also is not true. I am a simple person... yeah i am also a freak. Material things do not impress me AT ALL. you want my attention... be yourself. although that might be hard... due to I have been talking to the most wonderful know who u r handsome... sorry fellas ;) Oh yes...I will not be posting any nude pics or any "boob shots" so quit askin
I dont't go to bed thinking of you... I don't dream of you... I dont spend all day hoping you will call... I dont think of you with him... I dont think of the days we were happy... I dont feel betrayed by you... I dont care that he asked you to marry him... I dont love you anymore... I dont care... Theese are the lies i tell myself, because if i dont then it tears me up... If i acknowledge the the truth instead of the vicsious lies I will countinue to hear the same sound and feel the same pain everyday for the rest of my life
What Harry Potter Character Are You?
You scored as Harry Potter, you are HARRY POTTER!!! you are one of the greatest wizards known, but because of it, are VERY missunderstood. you have power that most don't have at your age and with your immense bravery, can take on any evil force that comes your way.Harry Potter100% Voldemort88% Hermione Granger75% Severus Snape63% Professor Dumbledore63% Draco Malfoy63% Hagrid63% Fred & George Weasley50% Ronald Weasley50% WHAT HARRY POTTER CHARACTER RU?created with Interesting who came in a close second ... guess I'm not quite evil enough ... lol :)
What My Day Looked Like Today...
So today is Tuesday. I slept in with the little ones today. Nice not having to get up and join the rat race. My "job" is so cool...I had a couple of ladies call me today to see if I could squeeze them in for a party. My girlfriends IMed me all day today wanting to know if I was going to be at Bravos this Wed. for Margaritas. But of course!
You Be The Judge
This woman should run for president Written by a housewife from New Jersey This is one ticked off lady. "Are we fighting a war on terror or aren't we? Was it or was it not started by Islamic people who brought it to our shores on September 11, 2001? Were people from all over the world, mostly Americans, not brutally murdered that day, in downtown Manhattan , across the Potomac from our nation's capitol and in a field in Pennsylvania? Did nearly three thousand men, women and children die a horrible, burning or crushing death that day, or didn't they? And I'm supposed to care that a copy of the Koran was "desecrated" when an overworked American soldier kicked it or got it wet?... Well, I don't. I don't care at all. I'll start caring when Osama bin Laden turns himself in and repents for incinerating all those innocent people on 9/11. I'll care about the Koran when the fanatics in the Middle East start caring about the Holy Bible, the mere possession of which is a crime
U Must Watch This
How To Lube A Condom
Lubing a condom is actually very simple. Open the condom and remove it from the package. Next, take some condom safe lube and apply a small amount to the inside tip of the condom. Place the condom over your penis and carefully unroll the condom, take care to smooth out any air bubbles along the way. Once the condom is completely unrolled to the base of your penis take another drop of lube and carefully rub it around the condom. That's it! If you're looking for a way to make this more enjoyable you can ask your partner to put the condom on and lube it for you.
Yes.. Exactly.. Thanks Dave!
"Steady As We Go" - by Dave Matthews Band I walk half way around the world, Just to sit down by your side. And I would do most anything girl, To be the apple of your eye. Troubles they may come and go, But good times they are the gold. And if this road gets rocky girl, Just steady as we go. Any place you wanna go, Know I'll be next to you. If it's treasure baby you're looking for, I'll search the whole world through. Know troubles they may come and go, But good times they're the gold. So if the road gets rocky girl, Just steady as we go. When the storm comes, You shelter me. And I don't say a word, And you know exactly what I mean. In the darkest times, You shine on me. You set me free. And keep me steady as we go. So if your heart rings dry my love, I will fill your cup. And if your load gets heavy girl, I will lift you up. Troubles they may come and go, But good times be the gold. So if this road gets rocky girl, Just steady as we go.
Trust me, doubt me Destroy me, save me Follow or lead Take me now And leave tomorrow For an illusion The sunrises and We lose ourselves In the simplicity Of colors blended in clouds False pretense becomes Outlawed and forgotten Rose-colored glasses Addict and ensnare We remain true Yet hold back That which defines The little voice Guiding our actions Seen by them That views our lives As movies, believing Its all unreal Meaningless and unimportant A life worth nothing Faded into the background Unseen, unheard we’re lost
Fire Destory's All Hearts "Real Dreams" By: Samantha Sharp [[me]] Sleeping silently through the night, till our pagers go off. The dispatch for a working structure fire at a warehouse comes through… “Box 88-2, 532 E. Emaus Street, Univar Inc. for a commercial fire alarm, Companies 88, 59, 54, truck 46, Lancaster county truck 7-4, Lancaster County Engine 7-4-2, Engine 46, Truck 50, Air 48, Engine 7-1. At 23:00hrs. Firefighters are to use extreme precautions. Buildings are unstable.” All fears are left with my family as, my father, brother, husband, and I head to our job. I hop out of bed in my panties and bra. I grab some jeans and a shirt and slide it on quick. We rush down to the truck, I hold my husbands hand as we are driving to the station. I want him to know that I will always be there for him. When we reach the station, I grab my gear, and climb aboard the engine. Everyone’s packing up as were on our way to the scene. As we pull up to the scene, fire an
What Is The Meaining Of Life?
What exactly is the meaning of Life? Do you get pleasure in waking up every morning, knowing that something bad my happen to you? Is the meaning of life, Trying to build the planet bigger, and more sufficient? This is the shit that keeps me awake at night. Trying to figure out. What purpose the people have here on Earth. Why are the humans put on Planet Earth, why not another planet? If anyone can answer me those questions, with the most logically answer. I will Kiss your ASS. You read that correctly. If you can give me the most logically answer to these questions, I will Kiss Your ASS. EvilStimpy
Tuesday 7/24/07
I'm way behind on blogging, but there hasn't been anything new to report, so I guess that's ok lol. The attorney for my brother came to the house yesterday to talk to him and at first I thought things were going to be fine as far as him winning the case, and that may still happen, but some of the witnesses and officers that talked to my brother right after the accident said that the guy who hit him was at fault. Now they're turning right around and saying that it was the driver of the jet ski's fault. My brother won't be in any trouble or anything since he was a passenger on the jet ski and not the driver, but still some things are not in his favor at the moment. Anyway, I've not done anything other than the usual chatting and listening to music. Well, I think I'll end this here, have a great night all.
An elderly Chinese woman had two large pots, each hung on the ends of a pole which she carried across her neck. One of the pots had a crack in it while the other pot was perfect and always delivered a full portion of water. At the end of the long walks from the stream to the house, the cracked pot arrived only half full. For a full two years this went on daily, with the woman bringing home only one and a half pots of water. Of course, the perfect pot was proud of its accomplishments. But the poor cracked pot was ashamed of its own imperfection, and miserable that it could only do half of what it had been made to do. After two years of what it perceived to be a bitter failure, it spoke to the woman one day by the stream. "I am ashamed of myself, because this crack in my s ide causes water to leak out all the way back to your house." The old woman smiled, "Did you notice that there are flowers on your side of the path, but not on
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Sexual Predators On Myspace
A report released by the North Carolina Attorney Generals office stated that there are over 29,000 known sex offenders on up from the reported 7,000 offenders reported by the company.
Cup Of Cheer
Good Morning First thing, in the morning, as I begin my day, I turn on my computer, to see what my email friends have to say. They bring me such delight, with notes and cards and such, And I appreciate their thoughtfulness, so very much! Sometimes, there's a concern, a need for a quick prayer, and it encourages me to know, that they are always there. I hear the birds early chirping, with happy songs in their hearts, and just like my Friends, they give me a cheerful start. I'm blessed each and every morning, to see their names in my mailing list, and when one isn't there, they are truly missed.
I'm Far Too Shy To Tell You That I Love You
I'm far too shy to tell you that I love you. You're a star far from my plain earth. I gaze and see no woman who's above you: To me you are the cynosure of worth. Yet with all your beauty you're a person Like me in need of sympathy and love. Your thoughts of me would not, I dare hope, worsen If I in some way tried your heart to move. There's pleasure, surely, drawn from the reflection That someone, somewhere, worships your sweet face, Thinks you are the summit of perfection, Wants nothing more of life than your embrace. The danger is you'll think it couldn't be; So I suggest you see yourself through me.
The List
I've got all the things on the list you gave me. The soft rope, the peacock feather, the ice in the ice bucket, that funny little back scratcher, blind fold and I've put it all beside the bed. I've finally agreed to let you tie me up and "play" as you call it. I'm a little apprehensive but I'm excited too. I look at the time; I still got enough time to take a shower before you get home. Out of the shower I slip on the black satin robe you gave me for my birthday. I love the way it feels against my bare skin. When I walk into the bedroom, you're there waiting. All the candles are lit and there's music playing. You're wearing the black satin boxers I gave you to match my robe. You walk over to me and pull me in your arms kissing me so soft and sensual. Kissing and nibbling on my neck you tell me how good I smell, gently biting my neck, you slip the robe off my shoulders and I let it slide down my arms to the floor. You tell me to climb on the bed and lay down on my back. I pause a momen
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The How To's
TO INSERT Female Condoms Be sure the inner-ring is at the bottom, closed end of the pouch. If you wish, add extra lubricant to the outside of the pouch for extra comfort when you insert Female Condoms. HOW TO HOLD THE SHEATH 1. Hold the inner ring between thumb and middle finger. Put index finger on pouch between other two fingers, (or) 2. Just squeeze. Still squeezing Female Condoms with your fingers, insert the device through the anal opening. Take your time. If Female Condoms is slippery to insert, let go and start over. Note that the inner ring helps insert Female Condoms. It also helps to hold it in place during sex. Now push the inner ring and the pouch the rest of the way up into the anal cavity with your index finger; for maximum protection, the inner ring should be inserted past the sphincter muscle. This step may be hard to do on the first or second try. BEFORE ANAL SEX When you are ready for sex, insert Female Condoms, making sure the outside ring
New Work And... Kyogre???
Hey everyone, its almost midnight 24th of July... Ths is gonna be a quick blog cuz im tired as hell... Today I started at my new job, worked my behind off, ruined my body for 7 hours, and got good commendations... I made almost 300 kr, wich i believe must be about 50 bucks... I'm missing everyone badly :( I havent been able to be online as much as being restricted from the puter to focus on work...... Anyway, this is it for now... Btw Chris, I caught Kyogre in the crater :P Haha beat you :)
Laws Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease your nose will begin to itch or you'll have to pee. Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner. Law of probability: The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act. Law of the Telephone: When you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal. Law of the Alibi: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire. Variation Law: If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will start to move faster than the one you are in now. (works every time) Bath Theorem: When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings. Law of Close Encounters: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with. Law of the Result: When you try to prove to someone that a machine
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Questions And Answers
What do I do if the outer ring is pushed inside when the penis enters? STOP. Remove Female Condoms and insert again according to these directions. Put extra lubricant at the opening of the anus. We suggest lubricating the insertive penis before you begin to put Female Condoms back in. Why would the outer ring go inside? As you know, we all have different anatomical sizes. In some cases, the amount of lubricant in Female Condoms may not be enough. If the outer ring does go inside, remove Female Condoms and add extra lubricant at the opening of the anus before putting it back in. Will Female Condoms bunch up inside? Female Condoms should not bunch up inside if it is inserted right and if there is enough lubricant in the sheath. If either you or your partner notices the outer ring befin to slip inside, STOP; pull the outer ring to lie outside the anus. Add extra lubricant. What do I do if the penis is inserted outside the outer ring? STOP. Remove penis. Be sure the ou
im good at helping others... but i have yet to learn how to help myself.. guess its just something i gotta live with? just once id like a little something thrown my way ya know?... maaaaan fuck it, im stuck in it, long live life, yet life seems too long to live alone and alone it shall be till the day it happens. it happens to those who wait, those good things, but will it be too late? will the good have not come fast enough? fo sho i shall wait and see, theres still many pages in this book im reading called "my long life", the story of the life is again, too long.. i wish i had a spoiler and knew if the book turned out to be good, if somewhere down the line the chapters started to get a little brighter... but for now i must use my nightlight to give a false hope for something that could possible be there if i keep trying
Forever Yours
As the days go by as our lifes grow old may you walk with me hand in hand we'll hold, and 'till the end my darling will I "SO HOLD TRUE" that for but each other "MEANT" were me and you. If your presence is absent when time is pass exist "HEAVEN" will be bleak if your luster is missed, thus I would not stay if you are nowhere their for the fitting place would have lost its glare, I would "DIE" again to be born in you being in every beat that your heart induced and throughout your body it would introduce my lingering existance with your own would truce
Anal Sex With A Condom
Like condoms, it appears that, although not designed for the purpose, female condoms do work as an effective barrier during anal sex. A study in the United States of 14 male couples using the equivalent of the female condoms found that, although no leaks or tears were found in any of the sheaths used, all of the men found design and usage difficulties, 'which were primarily due to lack of experience and knowledge' of the product. Provisional guidelines for anal sex with female condoms * 1 - The easiest way to use the female condom for anal sex is to wear it like a `male' (penile) condom. Put lubricant in the female condom and then place it over the penis (or a dildo). Use plenty of lubricant on the outside of the female condom or around your partner's anal hole before having sex. * 2 - Alternatively, you could try to insert the female condom in the rectum first, as for vaginal sex. Use plenty of lubricant around the anal hole, and loosen it with a fin
Online Romance
We all make mistakes from time to time The biggest one falling for someone online You can't get to know the real person on there By a few hours chatting just here and there So you arrange to meet and all goes great Both thinking WOW this must have been fate Things improve you feel closer day by day Thinking you'll be together come what may But then suddenly you get hit by reality And realise that it just wasn't meant to be You say your sorry that it has to finally end You can't be lovers but can still be a friend They take it bad and turn right against you But they don't realise you are hurting too So take heed from this and please be aware Don't be too quick to admit to them you care When that happens and it all comes to an end You always end up losing a very special friend. This was written from experience
Are Two Condoms Better Then One?
No scientific studies have been conducted with the purpose of looking at the differences in sexually transmitted disease (STD) and pregnancy prevention, as well as breakage risk, between wearing two (or more) condoms at once versus wearing only a single condom. However, strong anecdotal evidence is available. According to an article in the November 1995 issue of the American Journal of Public Health (pp. 1514 - 1520) entitled, "Condom use among female commercial sex workers in Nevada's legal brothels" (by A.E. Albert, D.L. Warner, R.A. Hatcher, J. Trussell, and C. Bennett), the participants were asked, during a standardized interview, about strategies they used to prevent condom breakage during the previous year. More than half of these women reported using the "double-up" strategy. This "double-bagging" approach did not appear to result in condom breakage for them. To reduce friction and the possibility of condom breakage risk even further, these women also reported adding extra lube
Can I Use A Condom Under Water?
If you are going to use a condom under water it is important that you put the condom on before you get into the water, Also, if the water contains chemicals such as chlorine, or additives such as soap, bath oil or bubble bath then this may affect the latex. The risk of using a condom under water is greater then non in water, but it's still better then not using a condom at all.
I Want......
I want to do everything with you I want to go to sleep in your arms and wake u next to you I want to get up way too early and make you breakfast before work I want to hear all the little details about your day I want to make your dinner I want to curl up to you and do whatever I want to hold your hand while we dirve I want to kiss you in the rain I want to make you laugh and hold you when you cry I want to be the one to make all the pain go away I want to help you raise your children I want to grow old with you and hold you every step of the way I want to be your one and only I want to be in love with you forever
Why is it when a man uses a female they cant be MAN enuff to tell them that its over with and they did not want nothing else?? Is it always they think with the WRONG HEAD.. And not what females want or like. Or think that there a good person. Even when there LOW DOWN dirty SCUM.. Damn Some MEN can be useless only reason why GOD put there on here is for a female to get her fun with them.
Help Red To Get There
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The History Of Condoms
The oldest illustration of a condom was found in Egypt and dates back more than 3,000 years. It is difficult to judge from the drawing what the ancient Egyptian wearing the condom had in mind. He may have worn it for sexual or ritual reasons-or both. Some claim that, in later times, the Romans made condoms from the muscle tissue of warriors they defeated in battle. The oldest condoms were discovered in the foundations of Dudley Castle near Birmingham, England. They were made of fish and animal intestine and dated back to 1640. They were probably used to prevent transmission of sexually transmitted infections during the war between the forces of Oliver Cromwell and soldiers loyal to King Charles I. Historians disagree about how condoms got their name. Some say a "Dr. Condom" supplied King Charles II of England with animal-tissue sheaths to keep him from fathering illegitimate children and getting diseases from prostitutes. Others claim the word comes from a "Dr. Condon" or a "Colonel
Just Venting Lol
wth is wrong with people. you tell people that we werent dating and you just took a dip a couple times, and lie to me about your ex who had your baby and you have the nerve to call ME and want to hang out, and want me to be your girlfriend. its not going to happen! and why do people get so obsessive? no wonder im invisible on yahoo all the time when people talk to me and buzz me if i dont answer them quick enough, sorry you're not my top priority! ok im done now LOL love you guys!
Why Condom Size Matters
The Next Big (or Not So Big) Thing ... Why Condom Size Matters By Adam Glickman Most men have been there at one time or another. That moment when total sexual exhilaration turns to pure panic and fear...fear that the "little astronaut" out on his moon walk has lost his space suit. Fear that the knight is no longer wearing his shining armor. They-Fit Condoms Comparison Chart to Normal Condoms The number one reason that condoms break or slip off during the horizontal mambo is that the Johnson in question was not properly dressed. Like shoes or bras, careful consideration must be given to condom size. Yes, all men are created equal — but in very different shapes and sizes when it comes to the trouser department. And while it may not be the size of the wave that floats your boat, when it comes to choosing a condom, size does matter. Researchers Agree A recent survey by Durex Condoms revealed that the length of an erect penis can range from four to nine inches, while penis wi
Okay...Im determined now. I have a disc for PhotoShop, CS2...I dont have the info that goes in the serial info. The person that I got the disc from, I no longer talk to. I really would love to get back into making things again. :( Any help? If you need my Yahoo messanger info, lemme know.
R U Off Line..
I love it, when I sign off here I guess there is Lots of lag time in the network cause I have had several people keep talking to me with our realizing I am gone... Wonder How often this happens to Others... I am Now clear and gone 4 tonight all.. Elvis and I have Left the Building... LOL ...Play Safe...
Withdrawal Method For Birth Control
Withdrawal Method for Birth Control Description The withdrawal method has been practiced for centuries and is always convenient and available. All it involves is the man attempting to withdraw his penis before he ejaculates. Effectiveness Control over ejaculation is not very easy and the withdrawal method is known to be the least effective form of birth control. For the average couple, the withdrawal method is only 82% effective. This is due to the fact that some men find it difficult to control the point of ejaculation and accidentally release sperm into the vagina. Accidents like these are particularly pervasive in younger men with little sexual experience. Failures can also occur because the clear liquid discharged from the Cowper’s gland before ejaculation is rich with sperm cells. Since it is difficult to tell if this pre-ejaculate is leaking out of the penis, the withdrawal method is deceptively unsafe. Directions Before ejaculating, remove the penis from the vagina.
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Indian And Cowboy
Comment on this post | Send a private reply | Forward | Go to inbox Delete Message | Mark as Spam | Block User GRAMA Date: 7/21/2007 9:49:19 PM Blog post: Cowboy Whisperer unsubscribe to this member's posts change notification settings myspace layouts, myspace codes, glitter graphics A Cowboy meets an Indian herding sheep in the Black Hills. Cowboy: "Nice dog you got there. Mind if I speak to him?" Indian: "Dog no talk." Cowboy: "Hey dog, how's it going?" Dog: "Doin' all right." Indian: (Look of shock!) Cowboy: "Is this Indian your owner?" (Pointing at the Indian.) Dog: "Yep." Cowboy: "How's he treating you?" Dog: "Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food and takes me to the lake once a week to play." Indian: (Look of total disbelief) Cowboy: "Mind if I talk to your horse?" Indian: "Horse no talk." Cowboy: "Hey horse, how's it going?" Horse: "Cool." Indian: (Extreme look of shock!) Cowboy: "Is this your owner?" (Pointi
Fuck You.
Not those of you who are true friends. This is NOT for you, though you can feel free to read on. I am a bitch in every sense of the word. Those of you that have actually TALKED to me may have already found this out. I do not censor my mouth or my typing for you. I am my own person. I am opinionated and I am sexual. I flirt. THIS IS NOT REPEAT NOT AN OPEN INVITATION FOR YOU TO ASSUME I WANT TO SEE YOU NAKED. I don't. If I do, I will tell you, if not, I won't. And don't go inviting me to watch you naked on cam. Do I even know who the fuck you are? Do I even want to know? Are you HIV +, Do you have herpes? Gross. I'm just going to openly ridicule you and block you if you invite me to your cam. Why would I do such a thing? Because I don't fucking care. Hate me if you wish, It's just me. Another thing, don't ask me for my pics after like two seconds of talking to me. I will just lead you on, ask some who have. At no time will I EVER post them on fubar. Yes, I have a cun
7-24-07 Astrology
Are you doing this because you want to, or are you doing it because you feel like you should? There's a big difference between the giver and the gift, especially if the intentions are unclear. Examine your motives.
Yes, you. The attention whores. I'm sure you just uploaded totally wicked awesome new stuff to your stash, but I don't really need a bazillion emails in five minutes telling me to go look. kthx. Have a loverly day.
I Am A Fuberlord!
From now on since I am a maginifcent Fuberlord, you will have to talk me with respect, bowing down your head!!! Thanks to all my friends to make this possible!!!!!!!!!!!!! Carlos The Butt Man AKA Masterhead
Thank You!
Im So glad to have you all as friends. Some of you all know just what to say to make my day a lot better. I'm almost smiling again. Wendy...Your comment made me break, LoL, I cried :). I needed it though. I was holding it in. And yes...I do blog a lot. Mostly good stuff...Okay - I take that back...Mostly random stupid stuff. And an occasional vent. And instead of making 450 different blogs, I keep just 4 seperate ones. One for just music & lyrics, my daily one(this one), A private one for just me...basically to test out fonts and colors, and the last one is my contest/giveaway pimpout blog. This one here is the most used though. Anyways, now that I'm way off track - Thank you all who commented on my previous blog. You all made me feel a lot better than I did when I came home. I love you all. COOL MySpace Comments
Complete Waste Of Time =)
That's all men are. Just a waste of time. Unfuckingbelievable. Ah well I knew it would happen. He claimed he wanted to talk to me and never did.....His loss...... =)
Things You Probably Wondered Of Me, But Never Cared To Ask About
What's your name? Edmond (or Eddie in social circles; just easier to spell and remember) What's your middle name? For those who don't know, it's a major Californian city. C'mon, it's not that hard to guess. What's your nickname? Officially I have none. You all feel free to make up one for me. What's your ethnic heritage: Spanish/Mexican-American with a bit of Apache thrown in. What time is it? Does anybody really know what time it is? Is it just what accurate clocks measure? Is there a physical time and a psychological time? Or is it - as Zeno of Elea put it in ancient Greece - that time is nothing because it doesn't exist? Mull that over for a while. And what is "a while"? =) What's your favorite ice cream flavor? Cookies 'n' cream. Went eating and/or drinking last with: Drank with Kristy and her friend this past Sunday. Good times. Last time I dined out with someone was Mindy. Name your first crush. Hey, I didn't have a crush on anyone back in school and nobody had a crush o
The Day After Tomorrow...happening Now!
The apocalypse draws closer. I, for one, say yay! World gripped by extreme weather By Edward Gay New Zealand Herald If you found yourself treading water in Northland or Hawkes Bay over the last two weeks, spare a thought for the citizens of New York where it's so hot, the city has opened 290 "cooling centres." The facilities provide respite for New Yorkers who can't afford air conditioning in temperatures which are in the high 30s with humidity. At the other end of the scale, there are reports from across the Tasman that some parts of New South Wales were colder than Antarctica yesterday. At the Thredbo skifield, the wind chill temperature plummeted to 28 below zero. Sydney had its coldest night in 21 years, dropping to less than 4C according to the Sydney Morning Herald. In Japan, the worst typhoon in decades hit the country last weekend. More than 30 people are reported injured. Winds gusts of up to 185kmh and 12m waves were reported crashing into the coast by the BBC
Old Harold Harold is 92 and lives in a senior citizen home. Every night after dinner, Harold goes to a secluded garden behind the Center to sit, smoke a cigar, listen to music, ponder his accomplishments and reflect on his long life. One evening, Mildred, age 86, wanders into the garden. They begin to chat, and before they know it, several hours had passed. After a short lull in their conversation, Harold turns to Mildred asks, "Do you know what I miss most of all?" She asks, "What?" "SEX!!" he replies. Mildred exclaims, "Why you old fart, you couldn't get it up if I held a gun to your head!" "I know," Harold says, "but it would be nice if a woman could just hold it for a while." "Well, I can oblige," says Mildred, who unzips his trousers, removes his manhood and proceeds to hold it. Afterward, they agree to meet se cretly each night in the garden where they would sit and talk and Mildred would hold Harold's manhood. Then, one night, Harold didn't show up at t
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The virgin girl is on the phone and asks her boyfriend to come over and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time. * * * * * * * * * Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. He tells the pharmacist it's his first time and the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex. * * * * * * * * * At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all. * * * * * * * * * That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet
Someone Called The New Harry Potter Book, "life Changing"
I say harry potter can suck it. Seriously...LIFE CHANGING!?!?!?! Did the little fucker pay your bills and buy you an island in the south pacific??! Cause that shit is life-changing. The ONLY thing that changed in the life of that person, if the fact that they wasted 16 hours waiting outside a bookstore until midnight for a book they read in 6 hours. Bullshit
I Fuckin hate guys! I think im gonna turn gay so i dont have to worry bout fuckin bullshit anymore!
Ahhhh Some Men!
What part of NO do men not understand?? I was just getting cigarettes at the gas station and as I am walking in this guy says “Beautiful” and so I said “Thank You” because that’s the way I am, I don’t think I am all that trust me, getting a compliment is always nice. I am getting the items I need in the store and this guy keeps staring and walking near me, at this point it’s annoying! So, I ignore him and leave the store and there he is right behind me asking me for my number! First of all, you should ask someone their name before asking for their phone number so points off right at the bat! I said, “No, I have a boyfriend”. Do you know this idiot says, ‘Oh so what?” I said “ No, like I SAID I have a boyfriend” with more conviction this time and get in my car. Well, here I am driving and his stupid ass is behind me with his head out the window saying some shit, I was not listening to him and here I am on my way home and this asshole is behind me so I have to go turn off at another ligh
Superchick - One And Lonely It's not like they meant to hurt me Watchin TV, checkin Britney, televised, my guys Checkin out her thighs and I roll my eyes and sigh It's not like I even need to be competing with unreality TV, fantasy Not for a smart girl like me Some days it's hard to be a one girl revolution CHORUS: Sometimes I have good days and it's good to be me Sometimes I get the best of insecurity And it's quite alright to be the one and only But today I feel like the one and lonely It's not that I don't know beauty is only skin deep Just the skin I'm in, not the girl within But one imperfection takes away my grin Not that I think I'm ugly but Acne throws me for a backslide I won't go outside Makeup can't hide how I feel inside Some days it's hard to be a one girl revolution CHORUS (Oh, the one and lonely) We all have bad hair days Those nothing good about me days Just keep moving on 'cause they'll be gone And we'll still be here going on We hav
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Why is it alot of men on line and granted not all seems to think that us BBWS and SSBBWS are so darn desperate that we need to have cyber or phone sex? Get to know us first most of us are very well educated and smart.LOL knows some are into it but god thats them. Have a good day.
I Am Disabled!!!
I had my disability hearing last Monday and I won! I should be getting 26,000 dollars worth of back pay.. Mind you, I have to pay my disability consultant 5,300 of it.. But that'll still leave me with nearly 21,000$.. I'm going to get a truck, maybe a brand new one, maybe replace the Washer and Dryer (they still work, but they are getting to where they start making those noises that washer and dryers make when they don't have much longer), gonna go to Disney World and a few other things. And most importantly, I'm going to put aside enough money to get my Tubal Reversal surgery..
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Good News Today
Hello to all my friends, I just got in from work a little while ago and got some news there today, they have informed me that they have a position for me on 3rd shift that they will hold for me to start as soon as my second day job starts later this week, making it possible for me to work both full time. I do also still have Pikes nursery for some extra hours seasonal should I want them as well. Things are turning around for me and I should quickly be able to invest my income to get my greenhouse business back someday, of course I do plan to finally do some things for me, like buy a chopper or a harley for riding in the mountains, starting to feel after all these years of giving to others that it's time to do something for me. I of course won't be on the computer as much, I have the fan going out on it so it shuts off after a few minutes online, but I will update my blog as often as I can, so come back often and drop me a line, I don't have to be on to recieve messeges, and I do al
I Am Asking...
My friends, family, and fans to come by my page and rated and comment on my stuff, Please! All love will be returned, Than you so much!
To All My Friends
Godz Joke Of The Day
Godz Joke Of the day Body: A biker walks into a convenience at about 2:30 in the morning. He walks up to the cashier and asks "Where are your tampons?" The clerk goes, "Right down on aisle three, on the end to the left." The Biker disappears down the aisle and finally, about 10 min. later he returns carrying toilet paper and cotton balls. The cashier starts to ring him up and goes, "You know, I know it's none of my business, but I thought you were here for tampons." The Biker goes, "Well, last week I sent my ol' lady out for smokes and she comes back with ziz zags and tobacco, so by God that fucking bitch can roll her own too."
Hott Fubar Guys!
Hey all ok I'm bored all the time so I have collected the top 10 hott guys on Fubar and made a folder bomb and rate these guys Fri We will announce the winner!!!The winner of contest will get Silver Motorcycle and go into the hall of fame YAY!!!!I know this may be lame but shit I'm bored and entertained!
Im Mad As Hell!! - Rant!
Im Mad as Hell!! Current mood: infuriated Category: Life Ok so here ya go, get ready cause I am so Mad right this minute and my fury has not abated a bit since 3:00 am this morning. This morning my child called me absolutely sobbing, when I finally got the story from him this is what he told me. He was on his way home from taking his friend to his house and two carloads of young white boys started harrassing him. He tried to ignore them but they followed him. When he turned down a side street to go to his apartment a train was passing and he had to stop. One car pulled along side him and the other blocked him from behind. The boys then got out of the cars and started hitting him thru his open window and my son got a bloody nose and some bruises out of it. They also were yelling slurs at him such as "faggot" and "queer". They tried to pull him put of the car, thank goodness he had the doors locked. Just then the train moved on. He gunned his car and sped away. H
I Am Back
Harleys In Heaven (poem)
Harleys in Heaven There are two new Harleys in Heaven tonight, Ridin' as brothers into the light. One, it would seem could not go on without the other, He called him home, his friend, his brother. Powerful engines -- chrome and steel, Two powerful hearts, turn like one wheel. Long hair a fly'n, back to thier prime, Ridin' together, just one last time. Now and Forever as brothers they ride, Forever loved, in heart and mind. Written by Lucretia, Wendy, and Jacob Ward for Ronnie and Johnnie Ward We will miss you always
You'll Never Know (poem)
You'll never know how bad it hurt. I'll hide the pain, I'll get to work. I'll hide the tears, brushing them away. You'll never see that look, filled with pain. I'll never think about it, no I just won't care I'll get on my way, amid fears and despair. I'll never let the pain show thru, You just will never know what I wanted to do You'll never see my blue eyes cry You'll never know, how much I lied. Lying, about not caring, not giving a damn. You'll never know how sorry I am. You'll never know how my heart was filled. You'll never know how your warm touch thrilled. You'll never see how lost I feel. I'll get on with things that are more real. I'll miss you and what it could have been. I'll love you always, until my end. LSW 07/24/2007
Market Highlights For Next Week: Starbucks To Report On Thursday
Filed under: Earnings reports, Conventions and conferences, Annual meetings, Starbucks (SBUX), PepsiCo (PEP), Sprint Nextel Corp (S), Bristol-Myers Squibb (BMY), Chesapeake Energy (CHK), Procter and Gamble (PG), Verizon Communications (VZ), Eastman Kodak (EK), Hilton Hotels (HLT), Symantec Corp (SYMC)Not much interesting going on except earnings -- so here is a run down of some of the biggies reporting next week.Monday April 30 Verizon Communications Inc (NYSE: VZ) to report Q1 earnings; conference call at 8:30am. Verizon is expected to post adequate revenue but a decline in EPS. Investors will be listening for comments regarding the company's new FiOS cable and broadband service. Hilton Hotels Corporation (NYSE: HLT) to report Q1 earnings; conference call at 12pm. Hilton is also expected to post a decline in EPS. Tuesday May 1 Procter & Gamble Company (NYSE: PG) to report Q3 earnings; conference call at 8:30am. Liz Claiborne Inc (NYSE: LIZ) to report Q1 earnings; co
Does It Ever End?
IRS Move Costs Taxpayers Tuesday July 24, 2:53 pm ET By Jim Abrams, Associated Press Writer IRS Criticized for Eliminating Telefile Program WASHINGTON (AP) -- Low and middle income taxpayers are paying millions of dollars in fees to file their tax returns because of an IRS decision to end a free telephone filing service, an inspector general said Tuesday. "Once again the IRS has made a taxpayer service decision based on questionable data," said J. Russell George, Treasury Inspector General for Tax Administration. George, whose office does independent oversight of the IRS, said about 2 million individual and joint taxpayers used the TeleFile program in 2005, when the IRS, citing declining usage and increasing costs, shut it down. He said about half of these reverted to filing paper tax returns, slowing the refund process and increasing IRS processing costs, while those who paid tax preparers or purchased software
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Will the real marriage please stand up? Anyone who thinks that marriage is composed of magic, bliss, and excitement is headed for disappointment. Those marriages and relationships only exist in romance novels, movies or television, wild promises on the internet, and personal ads. In real life, marriage is about reciprocity and power. Reciprocity The husband gets what he wants in the marriage by giving his wife what she wants. The wife gets what she wants in the marriage by giving her husband what he wants. Neither husband nor wife ever gets 100% of what he/she wants in any marriage. Marriage partners provide mutual support and help each other with mundane problems. They compliment each other and both contribute to the marriage, often by compromise. The couple may dance by candlelight but it is after the dishes are washed, the lawn is mowed, and their day-to-day problems are solved. Fantasy marriages take place with perpetual romance in the moonlight. Real mar
The Shitith Has Hittith The Fannith
Why is it, that when you have a really good day at work...the minute you get home, all the shit hits the fucking fan? Why the hell must my family make me feel like shit on a daily basis. The way my mother was lecturing me, completely made me feel like shit. Like I am worthless. Just because I work a part time job..Its not good enough. Just because I work 39 hours but never 40...Im not good enough. Fuck Fuck fuck fuck fuck! Im so tired of people telling me I'm not good enough. I'm good enough for me. And god damn it - If thats not good enough for everyone else ..go fuck yourself with a fucking knife sideways motherfuckers!!!! In case you haven't noticed - I'm NOT in a good mood. Someone please put me out of my damn misery!!!!!!!!!!
Guys I Need More Help. Someone Is Ahead Of Me By A Few 100 Points
im in a contest for a blast.......please stop by and leave some love for me..just click on my picture. i will buy diamond earrings for the woman who helps me the most and a mans bracelet to the man who helps me alot. and if i have already bought u one .i will buy u one again..
I have no idea if I spelled that right. Anywho, I have been going. Today was my third time. Its strange. I kinda just wanna get on drugs because I think that is what will actully help me, but at the same time, I'm afraid that it will really change who I am. and that scares me.
Please Help In Contest
I Am Always Doing For Others... Now I Need Help. Where Are All My Friends At?
I could really use some help here to win a 30 day blast. Contest ends tonight at 7 pm Pacific time, and I would like to call on some of those, 'if you need me, let me know' favors. Thanks ahead of time... Just Meee here is the link.
Ranting For Today....
I have not been talking much on this site lately. But then again no one really notices me enough to tell the difference. All I know is that I am still around. I am still the same me as I always have been. I talk too much and think too little. I finished one of my classes for college with an A. So I have a 4.0 GPA. I am still seperated, single and loving my freedom. There are people that interest me as friends and I am not commenting past that. I sit around a lot and question my value as a mother, a friend, and if I will ever meet anyone that will want to be with me for more than a today fling, or a tomorrow booty call. Yes there are people interested in me and for the most part I am the one uninterested in them. (LOL).. This weekend I am going to go see Jason Aldean in concert and it is so sad he is one of my favorite singers and I am not even excited or looking forward to it. To me it is just one more day to be wondering and waiting to see what the future holds. For me I know it holds
Bits & Pieces Of A Broken Heart...
Bits & Pieces Of A Broken Heart.. Nothing could heal the pain like the Whiskey did tonight but still even when I woke up almost sober today I still prayed my pain away that it would disolve into bits and pieces of a broken heart (of which I hold so close to me) Only because a broken heart is all I've ever known haunting me to this very day loneliness creeps into my Soul and begs me to be forgiven but this can not ever happen only because I no longer believe in Miracles The rain pouring down my face now I hear sounds singing such an Angelic song of peace, hope, and love that I wake up to a reality so true that these songs I thought I heard were actually Demons calling me back home I wanted to tell you that such a long time ago I use to believe in God and in Angels but now Fairytales seem more real to me just as bits and pieces of my broken heart have been scattered everywhere so I just stare into the Blackness that has
A Rose Is A Rose
And yet - each different color of rose has its own special message. -Red roses mean true love. According to Greek mythology, when Aphrodite, the goddess of love, rushed to the aid of her beloved Adonis, she scratched herself on the thorn of a white rose. The rose stained the rose red, and it has signified romantic love since that time. -White roses mean respect. White represents purity and innocence. Folklore has it that all roses were white until they were stained with color. -Pink roses mean appreciation. Pink represents platonic love. The light pink indicates gentleness and elegance, and the darker shades signify gratitude. -Orange roses mean passion. Orange unites the joy of yellow with the romance of red, which, like fire, signifies burning desire. -Yellow roses mean friendship. Like sunshine, yellow is cheerful and warm, it brings joy and happiness. -Lavender means new beginnings. This could be the new start of a romantic relationship. They also signify that the
You Have Been Fucked!!!
YOU HAVE BEEN FUCKED! Spread the legs and go at it! Pick any of your friends and FUCK THEM! This is for any one you think is hot! RULES: 1- You can fuck the person who fucked you, of course. 2- You can fuck the same person as many times as you can (c'mon, ENDURANCE)! Be creative!* 3- You -MUST- spread the sex! At least 1 fuck is fine and dandy! 4- You should fuck in public! Be adventurous, damn it. Paste it on their user page so they feel slutty! 5- Random sex is perfectly okay! 6- Please, don't worry about same gender fucking, it's HOT. 7- You should most definitely get started fuckin' right away! This is about showing everyone how much you care for them and HOW BAD YOU WANT THEIR ASS! Make everyone feel a little loved (and roughed up!). Please don't take this too personally, BUT I JUST FUCKED YOU!!!!!!!!!!!! >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> F.U.C.K Stands For: Friends U Can Keep. So promise me we'll F.U.C.K forever! Send this to 10 people & 1 back to me. To know who
Dear Kotex
Dear Kotex, I recently noticed that the peel-off strip of my pantiliner had a bunch of "Kotex Tips for Life" on it. Annoying advice such as: *Staying active during your period can relieve cramps. *Avoiding caffeine may help reduce cramps and headaches. *Drink 6-8 glasses of water a day to keep you hydrated and feeling fresh. *Try Kotex blah blah blah other products... Obviously the individual behind this was someone who has never possessed a functioning set of ovaries. Go ahead and tell a menstruating woman that drinking 6-8 glasses of water will help keep her feeling fresh. Like we need more fluid inside our bloated bodies from hell...but go ahead...I triple-dog-friggen-dare-ya... See what happens and report back. I'll wait. While you're at it, dump out the coffee at work and remove the chocolate from the vending machine. I garan-damn-tee you that the first responders will be females who just ovulated. Staying active will relieve headaches & cramps...well guess
Well, my Grandma is back in our home town and in the same nursing home she was in last month. I am so glad she is out of the ICU!!! Yay Grandma!!!! She's such a kick-ass old woman! On Saturday we took Candy to the vet. They have her on 4 different kinds of medications and a special turkey diet. She lost almost 5 pounds from being sick.... that's a lot of weight for a dog to lose. She still hasn't been eating very well but this afternoon she finally pigged out on her turkey some. I was so happy to see her do that. I am still so very worried about her. Hopefully these meds will help her and she will regain her weight. Otherwise we will have to invest (which we don't mind) in things like ultrasounds and blood work to find out what is wrong.... Right now she's being treated for basically an inflamed stomach. So let's all hope this works... she's really boney and it's freaking me out... she's NEVER been like this in her life, she's always been so muscular and healthy. Okay I guess tha
K to all the guys and ladies on here. I just wanna let you know that not everyone is a ten on here some of you look awesome in ur pics and some of you look like you just hit a jacked up branch when you woke up in the morning. Im not trying to sound like a bitch when I say it but you need to understand that not everyone is gonna rate you a 10..... if you avt like an ass with ur lil rude comments you leave people then you deserve what you get cause karma is a motherfucker in the real Grow up and Lean to be a polite ass!!!!!!!!!!!!
I Am Done Training For Three Months...
I have decided to stop training until november... when i can dedicate myself full time to preparing for a fight in 2008... In the last couple months, i have underwent a complete upheaval in every aspect of my life. not only has it has effected my ability to keep my head on straight, but it has also effected my ability to keep focused on everything that training involves... (eating right, mental discipline, showing up for training, etc.) My head instructor at our academy understood, and i had a good thirty minute talk with him about what has been going on... he seemed to think it was a good idea as well... So, thats the rub.
My Day:)
My Day Is An Average Day! I Got Up Today With One Difference Than Other Days,I Felt Loved & Cared For All Because I Had Friends To Share My Day With! For Those Reading This I Run A Internet Radio Station.Although We Dont Yet Have The Listeners I Would Like To Have,I Know That www.Megatunez.Com Will Take Off.It Is Just Taking Awhile.I Been Looking For Competent People To Dj That Have Time To Volunteer.I Like To Dj Because I Like To Share Music With The Potential Of The Whole World Listening!
Catch The Worm
copy and paste the link and do as it says...see if you can catch the worm before it gets away...good luck!!!
Hm... Me Thinks....
that if i'm doubling as my bosses personal IT person I should get paid for it. :D
Nigerian 419 Scams Go Live On Im!
(yet another article I wrote last year) I’m an avid user of Instant Messaging (IM). It’s great for immediately contacting friends and family around the globe, sharing family photos, even live video feeds for grandparents thousands of miles away. There are some terrific IM applications out there like those provided by Yahoo, Microsoft and AOL and for the most part you can chat happily without any issues. I’ve taught my kids to be safe and only allow people they actually know to be added to their list of friends. I use content filtering features and applications on the PC’s in my home that allow me to further protect them. However, because you might host a profile on one of the aforementioned sites, you may still receive the odd request for a chat from someone outside your normal circle of friends and family. Be careful. We are continually barraged with ne’er-do-wells who are intent on undermining what should be a relaxing experience. Whether its identity theft by Phishing email
Rock Star
~Buckeyecherry~OTS~@ fubar C&T Stash Club members she needs our help thank you from C&T Stash Club --seejaykaygee-- thank you all for helping our newest member
Don't Worry I'll Be Back In A Week
Im going to a fam reunion so I may not be on for a week. I jus wanted to let yall know and also thank you for all the luv, rates and fans kisses n hugs to all
Don't Be Sad Im Only Leaven For A Week
To all my friends and family Im going to a fam reunion so I may not be on cherry for about week but I promise as soons as I get back ya'll will know. Thanks for all the luv, rates and fans lots of kisses n hugs to all
This Is A New One
This is a bombing contest and i need help plz.... ill will try to make sure that i return the love!!!
Hair Removal
This is funny! CAUTION: Be prepared to laugh out loud...I laughed till I almost cried as I could just see this happening! All hair removal methods have tricked women with their promises of easy, painless removal - The epilady, scissors, razors, Nair and now...the wax. My night began as any other normal weeknight. Come home, fix dinner, play with the kids. I then had the thought that would ring painfully in my mind for the next few hours: "Maybe I should pull the waxing kit out of the medicine cabinet." So I headed to the site of my demise: the bathroom. It was one of those "cold wax" kits. No melting a clump of hot wax, you just rub the strips together in your hand, they get warm and you peel them apart and press them to your leg (or wherever else) and you pull the hair right off. No muss, no fuss. How hard can it be? I mean, I'm not a genius, but I am mechanically inclined enough to figure this out. (YA THINK!?!) So I pull one of the thin strips out. Its two strips facing
Green Names
Why are some of the people's names on here green? What does green mean new people? All my friends from when it was cherrytap are white and new people are green.
Bless That Day
Love with your heart, not your head, with love in your sight, grab on to it tight, bless that day, hope it will be there to stay, she will be your love, your happiness and joy, dont ever treat her like a toy, give her respect and trust, that is a must, give her loyalty and love, like it was sent from god above, to feel her hug, that warm imbrace, will make your heart race, to feel her kiss, is something you will miss, so to her be true, as she will to you, thats when you will see, what the possibilities can be, then you will know she set your heart free, two as one, never to be undone, so tell her every day, in every wonderful way, that you will always want her to stay..........
What Up
yeah, well... uhm... what's up all? Pretty friggen bored... someone hit meh up. ;D xxx
Beer Vs. Vagina
1.Beer is always wet. Vagina needs a little work. One point to BEER 2.Warm beer tastes awful. One point to VAGINA 3.A really cold beer is satisfying. One point to BEER 4.If after taking a swig of your favorite beer you find a hair between your teeth, you may vomit. One point to VAGINA 5. If you get home reeking of beer your wife may get mad, make a scene, kick you out, etc. If you get home reeking of vagina your wife may get mad, kick you out, even leave you. There's definitely a point to be had here, depending on your point of view and personal circumstances. I'll just call it a DRAW for the time being. 6. Ten beers in one night and you can't drive home. Ten vaginas in one night and you don't want to drive anywhere. One point to VAGINA 7. If you have a lot of beer in a public place, your reputation may suffer. If you eat any vagina in public, you become a legend. One point to VAGINA 8. If a cop stops you and you smell of beer you may get arrested. If you s
Shut Up
Shut the fuck up, you talk entirely too much. Babbling about nothing, all the fucking time. Why cant you make any sense, are you drunk or what? Get up and get the fuck out, you are getting own my fucking nerves! Shut up , shut up, shut up, why cant you just listen? Just for once , would be nice, you don`t know everything. Older than me, yeah who cares, why cant you just let me.... make my own fucking mistakes!! Hard-headed just like you. So if you know this why, don`t you just leave me alone. And go to your own room, let me be and shut the fuck up!!
(This is an article I had published about a year ago, but certainly as relevant today) Cyberbullying P. Hillier, CD, CISSP, ISSPCS, ITIL IT Security Professional, Ottawa I recently received an email from a very concerned parent of a sixteen year old boy who is nearing the end of his life. This brave young man is dying of an incurable disease which was supposed to taken his life by now, yet he hangs on. He spends a great deal of time on his computer and communicates with other folks though email and an interactive Web Log (Blog). He has put out a challenge to his virtual friends to help him realize a goal of 50,000 greeting cards in his mailbox before he passes. He has received a series notes from a contact that said in a very impolite manner, full of profanity, that he should “just die”! What advice do you give to relieve the pain from that kind of bullying? In a 2001 Media Awareness Network (MNet), Young Canadians In A Wired World Survey, it was noted that one q
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Problem & Solution
All in A Day's Work After every flight, Quantas pilots fill out a form, called a "gripe sheet," which tells mechanics about problems with the aircraft. The mechanics correct the problems, document their repairs on the form, and then pilots review the gripe sheets before the next flight. Never let it be said that ground crews lack a sense of humour. Here are some actual maintenance complaints submitted by Quantas' pilots and the solutions recorded by maintenance engineers. By the way, Quantas is the only major airline that has never had an accident. (P = The problem logged by the pilot.) (S = The solution and action taken by mechanics.) P: Left inside main tire almost needs replacement. this always makes me laugh! S: Almost replaced left inside main tire. P: Test flight OK, except auto-land very rough. S: Auto-land not installed on this aircraft. P: Something loose in cockpit. S: Something tightened in cockpit. P: Dead bugs on windshield. S: Live bu
Things To Keep An Eye Out Fer
I know most of you like me have had crazy weather. First no rain fer months then lots of it fer a few weeks. Well cause if this alll kinda varmits r moving, either looking fer water or to get away from it. Of course spiders in my case was creeping in to get water, not no more i bugg bommbed thier asses. Dont get me wrong we keep an extemely clean house, just u cant keep a creepy crawling varmit from coming in if they want too. But also i been seeing snakes too, right after all this flooding n stuf thats happened. So my point is watch yetrself messing around anytime you go outside. N yes there r non poisions snakes, but unless yer absolutelly 100 percent sure, shoot it!. some can look just like a rat or oak snake, but might be a discolored rattler. Right now thier crawling folks, n dont take no chances. Snakebites r 100 times worse than this spider bite i got, so when in doubt, BOOM! n to be on the safe side shoot again lol. All kidding aside watch being outside and where u step. Jus
Prince Says It All
Prince - Kiss Lyrics Uh! U don't have 2 be beautiful 2 turn me on I just need your body, baby, from dusk till dawn U don't need experience 2 turn me up there U just leave it all up 2 me, I'm gonna show U what it's allabout CHORUS: U don't have 2 be rich 2 be my girl U don't have 2 be cool 2 rule my world Ain't no particular sign I'm more compatible with I just want your extra time and your . . . . . kiss U got 2 not talk dirty, baby, if U wanna impress me U can't be 2 flirty, mama, I know how 2 undress me (Yeah) I want 2 be your fantasy, maybe U could be mine U just leave it all up 2 me, we could have a good time CHORUS Yes, oh I think I wanna dance, uh Gotta, gotta, oh Little Girl Wendy's Parade Gotta, gotta, gotta Women, not girls, rule my world, I said they rule my world Act your age, mama, not your shoe size, maybe we could do thetwirl U don't have 2 watch Dynasty 2 have an attitude, uh U just leave it all up 2 me, my love will be your food (Ye
Maxine And Her 5 New Boyfriends!
I am seeing five gentlemen every day. As soon as I wake up, Will Power helps me get out of bed. Then I go to see John. Then Charlie Horse comes along, and when he is here he takes a lot of my time and attention. When he leaves, Arthur Ritis shows up and stays the rest of the day. He doesn't like to stay in one place very long, so he takes me from joint to joint. After such a busy day, I'm really tired and glad to go to bed with Ben Gay. What a life! Oh yes, I'm also flirting with Al Zymer. P.S. The preacher came to call the other day. He said at my age I should be thinking of the hereafter. I told him: "Oh, I do it all the time. No matter where I am in the parlour, upstairs, in the kitchen, or down in the basement, I ask myself: "Now, what am I here after?"
Guy Rules:
1: Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella. 2: It is OK for a man to cry ONLY under the following Circumstances: (a) When a heroic dog dies to save its master. (b)The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her Blouse. (c) After wrecking your boss's car. (d)When she is using her teeth. 3: Any Man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed and eaten by his buddies. 4: Unless he murdered someone in your family, you must bail a friend out of jail within 12 hours. 5: If you've known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off limits forever unless you actually marry her. 6: Moaning about the brand of free beer in a buddy's fridge is forbidden. However complain at will if the temperature is unsuitable. 7: No man shall ever be required to buy a birthday present for another man. In fact, even remembering your buddy's birthday is strictly optional. At that point, you must celebrate at a strip bar of the birthday b
Recent And Future Developments
Piercings: Tongue. (HAVE!) Belly Button. (HAVE!) Septum. Hood. Tattoos: Batman Symbol on Wrist. (Next paycheck! :D)
Philosophy Of Sex
"I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy...Tom Clancy "You know "that look" women get when they want sex? Me neither." --Steve Martin "Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand." --Woody Allen "Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night." --Rodney Dangerfield "There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL." --Lynn Lavner "Leaving sex to the feminists is like letting your dog vacation at the taxidermist." --Matt Barry "Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope." --George Burns "Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation. The other eight are unimportant." --George Burns "Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships." --Sharo
Fuck emotions. That is all. For you, sir:
Strange U S Laws
-- In Bakersfield, California, anyone having intercourse with Satan must use a condom. (An asbestos one we presume.) -- In Oblong, Illinois, it's punishable by law to make love while hunting or fishing on your wedding day. -- In Minnesota, it is illegal for any man to have sexual intercourse with a live fish. (Apparently it's OK for woman.) -- No man is allowed to make love to his wife with the smell of garlic, onions, or sardines on his breath in Alexandria, Minnesota. If his wife so requests, law mandates that he must brush his teeth. -- Warn your hubby that after lovemaking in Ames, Iowa, he isn't allowed to take more than three gulps of beer while lying in bed with you -- or holding you in his arms. -- Bozeman, Montana, has a law that bans all sexual activity between members of the opposite sex in the front yard of a home after sundown -- if they're nude. -- In hotels in Sioux Falls, South Dakota, every room is required to have twin beds.
My Child
My daughter has to go back in for surgery on the 6th of August please everyone keep her in your prayers
Plz Read
This was written by a young Indiana girl who was in jail for drug charges, and was addicted to Meth. She wrote this while in jail. As you will soon read, she fully grasped the horrors of the drug, as she tells in this simple, yet profound poem. She was released from jail, but, true to her story, the drug owned her. They found her dead not long after, with the needle still in her arm. Please keep praying for our Children, Teens, Young adults, understand, this thing is worse than any of us realize... >>>>>>>>>>> My Name: "Is Meth" I destroy homes, I tear families apart, > take your children, and that's just the start. > I'm more costly than diamonds, more precious than gold, > The sorrow I bring is a sight to behold. > If you need me, remember I'm easily found, > I live all around you - in schools and in town > I live with the rich; I live with the poor, > I live down the street, and maybe next door. > I'm made in a lab, but not like you think, > I
"please Read This Mumm"
Please read and give me some read back on it please.....Witchy Woman
I Am The Flag Of The United States Of America
I AM THE FLAG OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA I am the flag of the United States of America. My name is Old Glory. I fly atop the world's tallest buildings. I stand watch in America's halls of justice. I fly majestically over institutions of learning. I stand guard with power in the world. Look up ... and see me. I stand for peace, honor, truth and justice. I stand for freedom. I am confident. I am arrogant. I am proud. When I am flown with my fellow banners, my head is a little higher, my colors a little bit truer. I bow to no one! I am recognized all over the world. I am worshipped - I am saluted. I am loved - I am revered. I am respected -- and I am feared. I have fought in every battle of every war for more then 200 years. I was flown at Valley Forge, Gettysburg, Shiloh and Appomattox. I was there at San Juan Hill, the trenches of France, in the Argonne Forest, Anzio, Rome and the beaches of Normandy, Guam. Okinawa, Korea and KheSan, Saigon, Vietnam k
Geography Of A Woman
Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa ; half discovered, half wild, naturally beautiful with fertile soil. Between 23 and 30, a woman is like America; well developed and open to trade, especially for someone with cash. Between 31 and 35, a woman is like India; very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty. Between 36 and 40, a woman is like France; gently aging but still warm, and a desirable place to visit. Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain; with a glorious and all conquering past. Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Yugoslavia; lost the war and haunted by past mistakes. Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Russia; very wide, and borders are now unpatrolled. After 70, she becomes Tibet. Wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages....only those with an adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge visit there. GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN Between 1 and 70, a man is like America - ruled by a dick
What Is Your Diagnosis??
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My Albums
I have opened my NSFW albums just for the next couple of hrs....So go look while you can. Oh and another thing...Please don't steal em and post on your page. Respect me enough to just view & enjoy! Smooches! SaTiVa
I can't stop thinking About how much in love we are When you think about it Our love will always last Everytime I see you i know that our love is true And I remember when I used to write to you All these words from my heart I miss you so much You're always on my mind I long to be out the army so that never again will i have to leave you behind This is words from deep within You're my dream come true And all I seem to think about while im stuck over here Is you I want our lives together You're a part of me now I will always love you We were meant to be Say you will always love me Tell me to my face Because this love I have for you Is all I can embrace.....
What Men Really Mean
"I'm going fishing." Really means..."I'm going to drink myself dangerously stupid, and stand by a stream with a stick in my hand, while the fish swim by in complete safety." ________________________________________ "It's a guy thing." Really means...."There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical." ________________________________________ "I can't find it." Really means...."It didn't fall into my outstretched hands, so I'm completely clueless." ________________________________________ "Uh huh," "Sure, honey," or "Yes, dear." Really means....Absolutely nothing. It's a conditioned response. ________________________________________ "It would take too long to explain." Really means..."I have no idea how it works. ________________________________________ "I was listening to you. It's just that I have things on my mind." Really means..."I was wondering if that redhead over there is wearing a bra." _________________
Paranoia Stikes Deep..and The Sheep Eat It Up
Bush warns anew of al-Qaida threat By BEN FELLER, Associated Press Writer 29 minutes ago President Bush on Tuesday lashed out at critics who say that al-Qaida's operation in Iraq is distinct from terrorists who attacked the United States on Sept. 11, 2001. "The merger between al-Qaida and its Iraqi affiliate is an alliance of killers and that is why the finest military in the world is on their trail," Bush said. Citing security details he declassified for his speech, Bush described al-Qaida's burgeoning operation in Iraq as a direct threat to the United States. Bush accused critics in Congress of misleading the American public by suggesting otherwise. "That's like watching a man walk into a bank with a mask and a gun and saying, 'He's probably just there to cash a check,'" Bush told troops at Charleston Air Force Base. Bush is up against highly skeptical audiences with 18 months left in office. The public ha
Thank You Angels
I wish to thank each and every one of you that came to help me level you guys totally rock and I am proud to be in a group as caring as all of you. Thanks again Sharon
A Guy's Point Of View
A Guys Point Of View: We don't care if you talk to other guys. We don't care if you're friends with other guys. But when you're sitting next to us, and some random guy walks into the room and you jump up and tackle him, without even introducing us, yeah, it pisses us off. It doesn't help if you sit there and talk to him for ten minutes without even acknowledging the fact that we're still there. We don't care if a guy calls you, but at 2 in the morning we do get a little concerned. Nothing is that important at 2 a.m. that it can't wait till the morning. ____________________________________________________ Also, when we tell you you're pretty/ beautiful/ gorgeous/ cute/ stunning, we fucking mean it. Don't tell us we're wrong. We'll stop trying to convince you. The sexiest thing about a girl is confidence. ____________________________________________________ Yeah, you can quote me. Push us down on the couch and make a move once in a while. W
On the darkest coldest night i sit alone wondering where did i go so wrong? In this desolate moment i am in tears thinking of how i could have saved your life. Only if i had only took a minute to pay more attention to you,you still might br lying by my side. You were the one love that will never return. In the moment i realized you were eternally gone a piece of my soul went with you. The tears are still here stinging the backs of my eyes a year later. This was the only release for me knowing you didn't love me enough to stay alive. The only thing left to say is goodbye.
Bootycall Agreement
A Woman, And A Man
ON NICKNAMES If Laura, Suzanne, Debra and Rose go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Suzanne, Debra and Rose. If Mike, Charlie, Bob and John go out for lunch, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla, Peanut-Head and Useless. ON EATING OUT Mike, Charlie, Bob and John will each throw in $20, even though the bill's only $22.50. None of them will have anything smaller, and none will actually admit they want change back. When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators. ON MONEY A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't want A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants. ON BATHROOMS The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337. A man would not be able to identify most of these items. A man has six items in his bathroom: a toothbrush, tooth paste, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel from the Holiday Inn. ON ARGUMENTS A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says a
A Little Boy's Explanation Of God.
It was written by an 8-year-old named Danny Dutton, who lives in Chula Vista, CA. He wrote it for his third grade homework assignment, to "explain God." I wonder if any of us could have done as well? [ .... and he had such an assignment, in California, and someone published it, I guess miracles do happen ! ... ] EXPLANATION OF GOD: "One of God's main jobs is making people. He makes them to replace the ones that die, so there will be enough people to take care of things on earth. He doesn't make grownups, just babies. I think because they are smaller and easier to make. That way he doesn't have to take up his valuable time teaching them to talk and walk. He can just leave that to mothers and fathers." "God's second most important job is listening to prayers. An awful lot of this goes on, since some people, like preachers and things, pray at times beside bedtime. God doesn't have time to listen to the radio or TV because of this. Because he hears everything, there must
The Old Man And The Marine
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Loren Wells
Hmmm..oddest thing...a blast from the past rolled into my driveway today...asking me about my Wells....we had a nice chat....He asked about what everybody from my past was doing....I told him I really didnt know....We talked about the way people live their lives nowdays and things that need to be changed and about God....Was pleasent....Not the druged out Loren I use to know....Im happy to see that there is hope out there for everybody after seeing him....So God kind and remember....God does love you....even though you dont think he doesnt hear your prayers...he does...
Oh God, I'm A Redneck >.>
What’s Your Stereotype? •HIGH CLASS:• __________ [x]You go/have gone tanning. [ ] You own an iPod/mp3 player. [x ] You love Starbucks. [x]You have been called a brat. [] You have tons of shoes. [ ] You hate buying things that are on sale. [ ]you have a laptop. [ x ] You love shopping. TOTAL: 4 •GOTHIC:• _________ [x ] Black is one of your favorite colors. [ ] You wear chains [ x] You like heavy metal. [ x ] You've shopped at hot topic [ x] You have worn black lipstic [ x ] You have/had piercings. [ ] You own a pair of Tripp pants [ x] You have/had at least one unnaturally colored haired friend. TOTAL: 6 •PUNK• ________ [ ] You can skateboard. [ x] You like plaid. [ ] You have Converse. [x ] You hate mtv. [x] You have/had/wanted blue, pink, red, purple, or green hair [ ] You like Mohawks [ x ] You LOVE Music. [ x ] Hate when people pretend to be something they are not TOTAL: 5 •EMO:• ______ [x] You are depressed sometimes. [ ] You have dark c
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Finally, The Guys' Side Of The Story.
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A woman went to the doctor's office, where she was seen by a young, new doctor. After about 4 minutes in the examination room, the doctor told her she was pregant. She burst out, screaming as she ran down the hall. An older doctor stopped her and asked what the problem was, and she told him her story. After listening, he had her sit down and relax in another room. The doctor marched down the hallway to the back where the first doctor was and demanded, "What's the matter with you? Mrs. Terry is 59 years old, she has four grown children and seven grandchildren, and you told her she was pregnant?" The new doctor continued to write on his clipboard and without looking up said, "Does she still have the hiccups?
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My 2nd Contest Has Begun!
i will take late entries it just started and the prizes include either a 1 mo vip or 1 week blast-ur choice and a big pimpin porshe, 2nd place will recieve 3 day blast and a big pimpin corvette, 3rd place gets a 1 day blast and a big pimpin 64 impala. rules r simple no cheating, no drama, no smack talkin to the other bombers and if i c ur pic not getting any comments after a few it will automatically be removed from contest! yes it's a comment bombing contest- most comments win so have fun and goodluck!!! ty BEEBEE
Things To Never Say To A Woman During An Argument
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Southern Women And Other Truths!
Southern women appreciate their natural assets: Clean skin. A winning smile. That unforgettable Southern drawl. Southern women know their manners: "Yes, ma'am." "Yes, sir." "Why, no, Billy!" Southern women have a distinct way with fond expressions : "Y'all come back!" "Well, bless your heart." "Drop by when you can." "How's your Momma?" Southern women know their summer weather report: Humidity Humidity Humidity Southern women know their vacation spots: The beach The rivuh The crick Southern women know the joys of June, July, and August: Colorful hi-heel sandals Strapless sun dresses Iced sweet tea with mint Southern women know everybody's first name: Honey Darlin' Shugah Southern women know the movies that speak to their hearts: Fried Green Tomatoes Driving Miss Daisy Steel Magnolias Gone With The Wind Southern women know their religions: Baptist Methodist Football Southern women know their coun
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9 Words Woman Use
1. Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. 2. Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. 3. Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine. 4. Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It! 5. Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.) 6. That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay me ans she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you wi
Ruls Of Drunk Dialing
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Did Someone Say Stripper
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Can I Send Him Back To Work Yet???
Now, I am beginning to regret the fact that I took my vacation with my husband after all. Sunday we had a minor disagreement, which we are both to the point that we had to keep our tempers in check, but then last night our friend Bill came out and was installing a CD player in my car, which I was glad to finally get. Then we were watching a movie, and I am sorry, if you looked like you were about to fall asleep in a chair, yeah, I will tell you to go to bed. But then again, once he got to the bedroom (hubby) he was about to start getting mad over who knows what. It wouldn't be so bad, but other people have noticed his attitude (which has been like this since sometime last year) and I thought he was doing better about his attitude until after Bill left this morning (took two and a half hours to get the CD player installed.) and then my husband went to go see a friend of his and was going to try my cd player out. Now, when he had trouble putting the cd he was going to listen to into the
Santa's Pickup Lines
10. Hey Babe, when was the last time you did it in a sleigh? 9. Wanna see my 12-inch elf? 8. I’ve got something special in the sack for you! 7. Ever make it with a fat guy with a whip? 6. I know when you’ve been bad or good--so let’s skip the small talk, sister! 5. Some of my best toys run on batteries... 4. Interested in seeing the "North Pole"? (Well, that’s what the Mrs. calls it. 3. I see you when you’re sleeping--and you don’t wear any underwear, do you? 2. Screw the "nice" list--I’ve got you on my "naughty" list! 1. Wanna join the "Mile High" club?
Retirement Is Different For Everyone...
>Retirement is different for everyone... > > One day, while going to the store, I passed by a nursing home. On the >front lawn were six old > ladies lying naked on the grass. I thought this was a bit unusual, >but continued on my way to the > store. > > On my return trip, I passed the same nursing home with the same six >old ladies lying naked on the > lawn. > > This time my curiosity got the best of me, and I went inside to talk >to the Nursing Home > Administrator. "Do you know there are six ladies lying naked on your >front lawn?" > > "Yes," she said. "They're retired prostitutes, and they're having a >yard sale."
It's Tuesday!
Sorry to all my friends that I sent wednesday tags to, having kids can fry the brain cells lol. Anyway hope you all have a great tuesday.
If you can keep your head when all about you Are loosing theirs and blaming it on you; If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you, But make allowances for their doubting too: If you can wait and not be tired of waiting, Or being lied about, don’t deal in lies, Or being hated, don’t give way to hating, And yet don’t look too good, nor talk too wise: If you can dream - and not make dreams your master; If you can think - and not make thoughts your aim, If you can meet with Triumph and Disaster And treat those two imposters just the same: If you can bear to hear the truths you’ve spoken Twisted knives to make a trap for fools, Or watch the things you gave your life to, broken, And stoop and build ‘em up with worn-out tools; If you can make one heap of all your winnings And risk it on one turn of pitch-and-toss, And lose, and start again at your beginnings And never breathe a word about your loss: If you can force your heart and nerve and sinew To serve y
U.s. National Debt
U.S. NATIONAL DEBT CLOCK The Outstanding Public Debt as of 24 Jul 2007 at 06:03:47 PM GMT is: $9,403,656,813,419.81 The estimated population of the United States is 302,517,009 so each citizen's share of this debt is $29,431.92. The National Debt has continued to increase an average of $1.33 billion per day since September 29, 2006! Concerned?
Just What I Needed...
another site with a blog space. Like I don't have enough of those all over the web. Blogging is like talking to yourself. At least it is to me because I rarely ever get comments on my blogs. But that's okay, I'm pretty much the only person that likes what I have to say anyway.
You All Are Awesome
Strawberry & Chocolate Meth In Schools - Please Read This
PLEASE SEND THIS OUT TO AS MANY PARENTS OR GRANDPARENTS WHO HAVE CHILDREN IN SCHOOL Lieutenant Sean McGuigan Security Threat Management Columbia River Correctional Institution 9111 NE Sunderland Avenue Portland, OR 97211-1708 (503) 280-6646 Arch Paging 503 301 2153 Sir, would you circulate this through the institution and maybe even the Department. If you see it as a possible concern! PLEASE SEND THIS OUT TO AS MANY PARENTS OR GRANDPARENTS WHO HAVE CHILDREN IN SCHOOL . This is so sad!!! Children's Meth Checked this on Snopes and it is true There is a very scary thing going on in the schools right now that all need to be aware of. There is a type of crystal meth going around that looks like strawberry pop rocks. It smells like strawberry also and it is being handed out to kids in school yards in AR. I'm sure it will make its way around the country if it hasn't already. Kids are ingesting t
The 6 Kinds Of Sex:
The 6 kinds of sex: 1. The first is Smurf Sex. This happens during the honeymoon period; you keep doing it until you're blue in the face. 2. The second is Kitchen Sex. This is at the beginning of the marriage; you'll have sex anywhere, anytime, even in the kitchen on the table, etc. 3. The third kind is Bedroom Sex. You've calmed down a bit, perhaps have kids, so you gotta do it in the bedroom. 4. The fourth kind is Hallway Sex. This is the phase in which you pass each other in the hallway and say, "Screw you!" This is also called oral sex by some. 5. There is also a fifth kind of sex: Courtroom Sex. This is when you get divorced and your wife screws you in front of everyone in the courtroom. 6. There is also Social Security Sex...that's when you get some once a month but it's not enough to live on...
To the left To the left To the left To the left To the left To the left Everything you own in the box to the left In the closet that's my stuff - Yes If I bought it nigga please don't touch And keep talking that mess, that's fine But could you walk and talk at the same time And It's my mine name that is on that Jag So remove your bags let me call you a cab Standing in the front yard telling me How I'm such a fool - Talking about How I'll never ever find a man like you You got me twisted You must not know about me You must not know about me I could have another you in a minute matter fact he'll be here in a minute - baby You must not know about me You must not know about me I can have another you by tomorrow So don't you ever for a second get to thinking you're irreplaceable So go ahead and get gone And call up on that chick and see if she is home Oops, I bet ya thought that I didn't know What did you think I was putting you out for? Cause you was un
Why Guys Make Better Friends Then Girls Do...
Friendship Between Women: A woman didn't come home one night. The next day she told her husband that she had slept over at a friend's house. The man called his wife's 10 best friends. None of them knew about it. Friendship Between Men: A man didn't come home one night. The next day he told his wife that he had slept over at a friend's house. The woman called her Husband's 10 best friends. Eight of them confirmed that he had slept over, and two claimed that he was still there.
Last Night
[Diddy] Last Night (Last Night) I Couldn't Even Get An Answer (Answer, Answer, Answer) I Tried To Call (I Tried To Call) But My Pride Wouldn't Let Me Dial (Dial, Dial, Dial) And I'm Sitting Here (Sitting Here) With This Blank Expression (Expression, Expression, Expression) And The Way I Feel (Way I Feel) I Wanna Curl Up Like A Child (Child, Child) I Know U Can Hear Me I Know U Can Feel Me I Can't Live Without You God Please Make Me Better I Wish I Wasnt The Way I Am [Keyshia Cole] If I Told You Once, I Told You Twice You Can See It My Eyes I'm All Cried Out With Nothing To Say Your Everything I Want It To Be If You Could Only See Your Heart Belongs To Me I Love You So Much I'm Hurting For Your Touch Come And Set Me Free Forever Yours I'll Be Baby Won't You Come And Take This Pain Away [chorus] Last Night (Last Night) I Couldn't Even Get An Answer (Answer) ( You Said You Couldn't Get An Answer Baby ) I Tried To Call (I Tried To Call) But My
Birth Test....i'm A 2
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A Broken Wing
McBride. She loved him like he was The last man on Earth Gave him everything she ever had He'd break her spirit down Then come lovin' up on her Give a little then take it back She'd tell him about her dreams He'd just shoot 'em down Lord he loved to make her cry You're crazy for believin' You'll ever leave the ground He said Only angels know how to fly And with a broken wing She still sings She keeps an eye on the sky With a broken wing She carries her dreams [ A Broken Wing lyrics found on ] Man you ought to see her fly One Sunday morning She didn't go to church He wondered why she didn't leave He went up to the bedroom Found a note by the window With the curtains blowin' in the breeze And with a broken wing She still sings She keeps an eye on the sky With a broken wing She carries her dreams Man you ought to see her fly With a broken wing She carries her dreams Man you ought to see her fly
Hey! I Need Your Help Testing Out A Site Design For Work!!
Hey guys! As some of you know, I'm the web developer for Smith Gallery and K Street Gallery, the largest art galleries in Downtown Sacramento. Well, work's been somewhat chaotic recently, and have had a ton of projects going on all at once. But now, a lot of them are wrapping up! And this is where you guys come in. I'm handing off one of the near-finished sites to my boss for review later today, and the rest of the team will probably go over it and nitpick for the next day or two. I'd also love for you guys to sort of beta-test the site for me, and tell me what you think, what you notice, any bugs you might see, etc etc. The main site I'm concerned with is the new version of our main website, which is currently I have the redesign located at temporarily, but is basically just what it will be on the real domain. If you've got some time and don't mind checking out the site, I'd definitely appreciate it. The site makes
Irony Of Love
~The Irony of Love~ The greatest irony of love: loving the right person at the wrong time, having the wrong person when the time is right and finding out you love someone right after that person walks out of your life... and sometimes, you think you're already over a person, but when you see them smile at you, you'll suddenly realize that you're just pretending to be over them just to ease the pain of knowing that they will never be yours again... for some, they think that letting go is one way of expressing how much they love that person... in my opinion, some are afraid to see the one they love being held by someone else... most relationships tend to fail not because the absence of love. love is always present. it's just that one was being loved too much and the other was being loved too little... as we all know that the heart is the center of the body but it beats on the left. maybe that's the reason why the heart is not always right... most often
Why me? Why do I have to be so insecure that every little thing gets to me? People have just screwed me over so bad in the past that now I trust no one. And it's like I trust them at the beginning and then once I fall for them I put up my guard. Why does love have to be so hard. We already have so many things in our way for us to finally be together and be happy so why do I have to be this way too? Uh.....god this shit is really starting to piss me off!
The Wedding Test
I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else. One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations . She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me." I was stunned and frozen in
Truth Or Dare...borrowed Lol
TRUTH OR DARE 5 questions. 5 chances. 5 honest answers. Thats all you get. You get to ask me 5 questions. (TO MY INBOX) Any 5 questions, anything, no matter how crazy they are. And I promise to answer them truthfully. No catch. But I dare you to repost this and see what people ask you
Truth Or Dare
TRUTH OR DARE 5 questions. 5 chances. 5 honest answers. Thats all you get. You get to ask me 5 questions. (TO MY INBOX) Any 5 questions, anything, no matter how crazy they are. And I promise to answer them truthfully. No catch. But I dare you to repost this and see what people ask you
Ok, so my phone interview went very well...I should be setting up my trip to Maryland for the final interview this week! and the living situation has been crazy, but we're getting there... not much else to tell... Read my latest blog postings!!!! (nothin wrong with some shameless self promotion!) :P *kisses*
The Rich "veterinarian"
One Sunday, in counting the money in the weekly offering, the pastor of asmall Alabama church found a pink envelope containing $1000. It happened again the next week. The following Sunday, he watched as the offering was collected and saw a little old lady put the distinctive pink envelope in the plate. This went on for weeks until the pastor, overcome by curiosity, approached her. "Ma'am, I couldn't help but notice that you put $1,000 a week in the collection plate," he stated. "Why yes," she replied, "every week my son sends me money and I give some of it to the church." The pastor replied, "That's wonderful, how much does he send you?" "$10,000 a week," she responded. The pastor was amazed. "Your son is a very successful man; what does he do for a living?" "He is a veterinarian," she answered. "That is an honorable profession," the pastor said. "Where does he practice?" The old lady said proudly, "In Nevada. He has two cat houses in La Back.........
Well finally I can say that I am back.......and wow......I cant believe they up and changed the damn name of the site on me while I was gone,lol, who knew huh. Well for those who missed me, hello........ For those who really didnt know that I was gone.....Im back,lol. And for those who didnt care if I left in the first place......I still say hello to u anyways. Take Care Yall.......Love ya and its good to be back!
Favoring The Womgeese
I don't mean as romantic partners. *G* (If you've read Piers Anthony's Xanth series, or Terry Pratchett's Discworld - with Patrician Havelock Vetinari- he of "one man, one vote"- he's the one man who has the one vote ;) - anyway, his line about alloys being stronger than "pure metals"- that's much closer to my very, very indirect and jump-about line of thought...)
In Memorial Of Kyle Luck!! A Friend To All! :(
I wrote this on our 20 yr reunion site. We set a mermorial up for the 3 people from our class that passed away...Kyle took his own life in 2002. He was one of my best friends growing up. Here's something I wrote for him...... -------------------------------------------------- Thanks for posting that John, You are a class act bro. WOW! Where do I start, so many fond memories. It was my Sophmore year that I first met Kyle. We were both trying out for the JV Baseball Team. As I remember correctly, I fortunately made the team and Kyle was selected onto the taxi list with two others one was Jimmy Williams and I forget the other. Everyone gave them crap about it. They'd put their hands up and yell "TAXI...TAXI!!". It was funny for a couple of minutes. I was very dissapointed that he didn't make the team, cause when I fist saw him I was all...Damn this guy is gonna crush the He did for the most part. But we got along right from the start. He was way cool to me. I remember th
A Special Friend
This Is a Personal Friend of Mine Eddy Austin He is Here on the Tap and signed His first Recording Contract Hes nashvilles Next star Go check Him out and leave him some Love and check out his website He also Has a Profile on My space with lots more of His music You gotta hear his Music to Respect it all Eddy's music Comes from his heart... He needs our Support He's worked long and hard Following his Dream and getting his Name and Music out there and Now his Dream has came true for him... He is one of the most down to earth People you will ever meet and When you've Got his friendship You couldnt ask for a Better friend... Eddy and I met at a Local Club ( Horseshoes ) In My hometown of Lexington Ky..along with some of Eddy's other friends I also got the privelage of Meeting then We all Headed out for breakfast after the Club Closed & He is one of the most Sweetest Down to earth People I have met .. Suming it up with One Word a Real Sweetheart Great Guy With Awesome Talent .. Please go
I am a little over 6000 from leveling if you can help me I would appreciate it.
Jimmy Page Vs. David Gilmour
It was fairly close believe it or not! Heres the latest and final talley- Jimmy Page-19 Votes David Gilmour-15 Votes Still the Champ! Jimmy Page! Stick around for AXE FIGHT XVII in my next MUMM!
Voting For Sanjaya
I've never been one to watch American Idol with any consistency. There have been times in the past when I have tuned into Idol at the beginning of a season to chuckle at some of the awful applicants. Then there are other times where I have caught some of the last few episodes of a season to see who would win the whole thing. I am proud to say that the one year I had any sort of interest in the show as a whole, I was pretty sure Carrie Underwood should've won and she did just that.If you had told me before yesterday that I would one day be voting for the Idol of my choice, I would have thought you to be silly. No Idol has ever motivated me to figure out how to place a vote, either by calling or by texting. However, thanx to and Howard Stern, I am not officially an Idol voter.A week or so ago, Howard Stern began talking about votefortheworst on his Sirius satellite radio program. Stern is an avid watcher of American Idol but is very unhappy with the show this se
No One Voted Off Idol? Hasn't This Happened 1 Too Many Times?
"How can we let anybody go on a charity night," said American Idol host Ryan Seacrest, after announcing that all six of the remaining contestants were safe in the "most shocking result" of the Fox megahit's history. Instead, the 70 million votes cast by fans this week will be combined with next week's results for a double elimination. The star-studded 'Idol Gives Back' results show was dedicated to raising money benefiting needy children in both Africa and the U.S. Ellen DeGeneres hosted part of the two-hour special at the Walt Disney Concert Hall, that featured performances from Earth, Wind & Fire; Il Divo; Josh Groban and The African Children's Choir; Kelly Clarkson featuring Jeff Beck; and Annie Lennox. Clad in crisp, white suits, the final six contenders performed "Time To Care," written by legendary composer Quincy Jones and closed the show with U2's "American Prayer." Also taking to the American Idol stage was Celine Dion singing "If I Can Dream" with a v
25 Or 6 To 4: A Simulblog...
In a cruel twist of fate, we've been robbed of a final five, tonight watching the field trimmed from the top six to the remaining four.Cruel.But whatever gets this show moving quickly toward the finale is good enough.Because THIS is American Idol. And this is a SIMULBLOG, where I'm writing as the action is happening, with publishing at every break, so if you're not watching and you're not in the mood to have the executees revealed before you're ready, it might be a good idea to exit stage left. But remember to come back and complain with the rest of us.Ryan promises no filler (ahem) in yet another 60-minute results show that is about 50 minutes too long. After all, we must make room for Jon Bon Jovi, who mentored the kids this week (acceptable) and for Robin Thicke, who has absolutely no reason to be on stage except that he has a CD to hawk. This crap is getting so old.Highlights from last night = not filler.Random person on the street reviews of last night = not filler.Ryan/Judges tit
American Idol Songwriting Contest Songs Submitted
Say that 10x fast.This is's the 2nd time American Idol has appeared on GarageSpin in less than a month. But this time, it's about the American Idol Songwriting Contest; I felt compelled to after seeing the oh-so-cute Hugh in "Music and Lyrics" last night.The backstory: the American Idol winner traditionally records a new, professionally-written song after the competition is over. However, the song has traditionally sucked. So, American Idol decided to start the American Idol Songwriting Contest. Songwriters were to write a "journey-" or "quest-" theme song, follow a few simple songwriting contest rules, pay a $10 entry fee, and cross their fingers. Fans will vote on the 20 selected songs. Boom. Apparently, 25,000 entries were submitted (hey, that's $250,000). So, besides raking in a chunk of songwriting contest fees, by involving fans in the selection process, American Idol should also be able to sell quite a few copies of the winning idol single. Oh yeah, and hopeful
The Mayonnaise Jar And 2 Cups Of Coffee
When things in your lives seem almost too much to handle, when 24 hours in a day are not enough, remember the mayonnaise jar and the 2 cups of coffee. A professor stood before his philosophy class and had some items in front of him. When the class began, he wordlessly picked up a very large and empty mayonnaise jar and proceeded to fill it with golf balls. He then asked the students if the jar was full. They agreed that it was. The professor then picked up a box of pebbles and poured them into the jar. He shook the jar lightly. The pebbles rolled into the open areas between the golf balls. He then asked the students again if the jar was full.They agreed it was. The professor next picked up a box of sand and poured it into the jar. Of course, the sand filled up everything else. He asked once more if the jar was full. The students responded with an unanimous "yes." The professor then produced two cups of coffee from under the table and poured the entire contents into t
Suiside Watch
Ok now a days Sudiside is running rampied amungnst the depressed and people just plain pissed off at the world. But comeone people put some creativity into it. Let me give some examples: 1. Got to the top of an iron bridge. attach yourself to a bungie cord and the part that attaches to the jump platform make it an electrinic switch kind of like a licght chain. Attack some wires to some plastic explosives. that way when you reach the end and bounce it'll set off the plastic explosives. if the fall don't kill you the iron beams will. 2. Arsnic if done right will kill you slowley. for those of you who want your death llike your life. Slow and painful. now for those of you who prefer the triditonal methods here's some tips to make it fun. 1. if you hang yourself attach a note to your body that says Just hanging around. Or Please ring for service. 2. Shooting yourself in the head A. if the bullet to the brain attach one of those prop BANG flags to your head. B. if the eye
Part Three
....i continue to lay there unable to see anything or anyone... i sigh softly wondering what exactly i got myself into..the thoughts quickly pass as i hear footsteps..deffinately heeled boots..coming towards me. i hear soft murmering and suddenly feel hands on me..i notice that these are alot softer than the Dom's before. "she's beautiful Sir"..i hear..yes i thought deffinately a woman..i start to relax a little as i feel Her lips caress my nipples..the ball gag is removed and the Womans lips touch mine..i moan softly and kiss back...never being with a Woman before i become aroused very quickly. She senses this and slowly slides a finger inside me as W/we kiss...i arch a bit and moan louder...She pulls away from the kiss to whisper in my ear.."lil one for the moment you are Mine.." i nod and she continues "I am not a harsh Mistress..and I know you have never been with a woman before, but by your reactions to my touching you..i know you want to be badly dont you?she asked.."speak freel
Just Me
Ever happy on a rainy day? No that doesn`t make me gay. Maybe just a little weird though, cant tell you the places i go. So many different places in my mind, I never really was the kind... To stay down for long periods of time, even though i rarely have a dime. To spend on the things I like to do, especially when I am with you. I do like to go out and do things, happy about the joy it brings. Of course, i also like to read a good book, or maybe play card games, like spades, hearts, and rook. To watch television every once in a while, even if that really ain't my style. I just want to tell you about myself, how I keep so many books on a shelf. And the way I like to watch the leaves, I also wear my heart on my sleaves. But hey thats just me!!!
Part Two
....i am laying there chained to the bed for what seems like forever...i wonder to myself if anyone will ever come down, and where the Master is...i hear faint voices suddenly and turn my head a bit to hear them better...they seem to come closer and closer untill they are right beside me...i hear the familiar voice of the Master..."so everyone...(i wonder just how many people is 'everyone')this is my new lil one..." i feel hands of different shapes and sizes begin to caress me..touch me lightly all over...i try to turn towards all the different caresses but there are to many at once for me to keep up...i whimper softly and feel the sting of a whip across my chest.."silence lil one" the Master growled...i nod and bite my lower lip to remain quiet..."Now then.."He continues..."You all will have a chance if You want..she is well prepared for the evening"..the caressing stops and i hear footsteps walking away from me..i hear a chair scooted a bit closer..assuming the Master took His seat
Part One
i am imagining a dungeon...i come in..a brand new submissive...its time for my first training lession...i kneel on a pilliow as instructed to...i am feeling nervous and a little bit scared..but excited and curious all at the same time...the Master comes in...i keep my head lowered, but try to raise my eyes slightly to see Him...i am unable to so i wait for instructions....He walks slowly towards me..eyeing me up and down..observing my actions...He walks behind me..lightly touching my hair, my bare arms..He commands me to stand and undress..i quickly do as told..keeping my head and eyes lowered....He walks around me slowly and nodding approvingly...stopping once in awhile to touch parts of me..see my reactions when he caresses me...i jump only slightly and only a couple of jumping or pulling away results in a swat on the ass from the Master...i keep silent at the swats and He nods aprovingly again...He leans in closely to me..whispering in my ear in a dark and low voice.."so.
New Hobby
Hello all... Found out i have a hidden talent for writing erotic stories lol i write one part each day..decided to post it on here...let me know what you guys think k? Make sure you read them in order lol peace ~cin
New Contest!!
I Need You
Sitting here and I wonder why, doesn't matter how hard I try. No need for me to tell a lie, I am usually an un-happy guy. I need you here to brighten my day. I need you to tell me to stay. I need you to make me smile. I need you to hold for a while. Thinking of you, I feel a lot better; no matter what kind of weather. She tells me that I look good, would be with her if only I could! I need to see your pretty smile. I need to see the sparkle in your eyes. I need to hear your beautiful laugh. I need to feel the softness of your touch. What I really need is to be with you, so I can show you why my eyes are blue. You like me just the way that I am, all I want to do is be your only man. OH, did I tell you that I NEED YOU!!!
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Yes, It
Daily Horoscope: Pisces For July 24,2007 The universe likes to play travel agent and social director without asking your express permission. What else can you do but agree to go along with the plans? The less you fight it, the more you'll enjoy yourself.
Give A Shit
Why do people give a shit about what others think ? , we are the one who have to make ourselves happy.
A Day Fulla Rock & A Birthday
Click banner to enter lounge 12:00PM EST (Noon) 2:00PM EST Happy Birthday DJ Trinity!! From Your Family & Fans at WRR 4:00PM EST Happy Birthday DJ Trinity!! From Your Family & Fans at WRR 8:00PM EST 10:00PM EST 12:00AM EST (Midnight) Click banner to enter lounge (repost of original by '~CSC~ - WRR Army Special Ops - Always a Bitch but HEY! I'm good at it, just ask Sato lol' on '2007-07-24 09:34:53') (repost of original by '~¢¾~Jes
Fuck Tristate!
Once Again....
Chris has pulled through by being able to get out of work early two days before my bday so we can go see Aiden. :D I'm excited to see them again, they're infuckingsane live!
I Will Be Right Back Peeps!! :)
The Family Needs To Show Support To Each Other
Some of you may or may not know. I am the wife and Slave to Master of One (the founder of FFF). I felt that I needed to encourage other family members to show their support for one another. What does it mean to be in a family. To me that means we support one another and have their backs when needed. When we have family members in a contest we need to show them support and leave at least one comment, preferably more. If one of the family memebers is being harrased by a hater we need to show them that we will not put up with it. We need to stick together. We may be small in number but we can still show our support for a family memeber
Seriously No Jokes Anymore
Leaving In A Few For An Appt.
I'll be leaving work here in about 15 minutes. I have a doctors appt. I will be getting more bloodwork done and they will be doing another ultrasound. Cross your fingers for me that everything looks ok and that my baby looks good! XOXO Sam
Part 5 Assurance
from one of my friends cecil jacob >God’s armour - Part 5: Assurance > > > >" AND TAKE THE HELMET OF SALVATION… " EPHESIANS 6 : 17 > > > >Some parts of a Roman soldier’s armour were elaborate, because they > >were designed to make a statement of strength and authority. Apart > >from his shield, his helmet made the biggest impression. It was > >bronze, with feathers on the top, and made him look ten feet tall! > > > >By calling this “the helmet of salvation,” Paul could not have made a > >more powerful statement about your redemption. When you truly > >understand that you are eternally and absolutely saved – you’ll stand > >ten feet tall! And people will notice the difference. When everyone > >around you is “losing their cool,” they’ll notice you keeping yours, > >because of the joy of your salvation. > > > >Because the helmet of salvation covers your head, Paul is saying that > >your mind must be focused at all times on the most basic of all > >spiritual truths –
7 Day Blast Love
Tired Of Having Others Telling You What You Should Be Listening To?
Deep Throat
Circus Oral Sex the Magic of " Deep Throat" Sword swallowers who can swallow a non-retractable solid steel blade at least two centimetres wide and 38 centimetres long are recognised by the SSAI (Sword Swallowers' Association International). While that is impressive, I doubt that it feels very good. In a study of Sword Swallowers' Forty-six SSAI members took part in the study, 19 had experienced sore throats whilst learning, many had suffered lower chest pain following some performances, and six had suffered perforation of the pharynx and oesophagus, one other was told a sword had 'brushed' the heart. While I have received some truly AMAZING head only 1 woman has actually taken me into her throat and gone nose to stomach. It felt great but the shock of the sight of what she'd done was difficult to categorize. It was like watching some of the things Chris Angel does on "MINDFREAK" it is a sight I won't soon forget. Now to the mechanics of the act esophagus, the idea is to like
Red Roses Forever...
Each year he sent her roses, and the note would always say, I love you even more this year, than last year on this day. My love for you will always grow, with every passing year." She knew this was the last time that the roses would appear. She thought, he ordered roses in advance before this day. Her loving husband did not know, that he would pass away. He always liked to do things early, way before the time. Then, if he got too busy, everything would work out fine. She trimmed the stems and placed them in a very special vase. Then, sat the vase beside the portrait of his smiling face. She would sit for hours, In her husband's favorite chair. While staring at his picture, and the roses sitting there. A year went by, and it was to live without her mate. With loneliness and solitude, that had become her fate. Then, the very hour, The doorbell rang, and there were roses sitting by her door. She brought the roses in, and then
WHAT YEAR IS IT!!???!!!! My sister-in-law's home on the far SW side of Chicago was firebombed via Molotov Cocktail late last night. The police believe it is a "Hate Crime" racial in nature. As I have recently discovered there have been other subtle incidents preceeding this. For all those who think racism is dead, let me tell you the lives of a mother and child were almost taken to disprove that. I hope if anybody else has other recent horror stories I hope you'll comment! Also do you know anybody who thinks racism is "Exagerrated?"
Hey! Check Out The New Nfl Teams Competition!!
What a bunch of fucking LOSERS!!! Campbell drug charges put Dolphins atop NFL in arrests By Alex Marvez South Florida Sun-Sentinel July 24, 2007 The Dolphins officially lead the NFL in offseason player arrests. The South Florida Sun-Sentinel has learned that wide receiver Kelly Campbell was arrested on drug charges in Atlanta on July 3, which led to his release by the Dolphins two days later. Campbell was charged with possession of marijuana and Ecstasy, both of which are felonies, and a misdemeanor charge of providing false information to Fulton (Ga.) County police officers. The Dolphins declined comment on the Campbell situation. Campbell's agent, Jack Reale, didn't return a telephone call seeking comment. Campbell is the fourth Dolphins player to experience legal problems in 2007 and the second released by the team after an arrest. The Dolphins waived Fred Evans last month after the defensive tackle allegedly was involved in an altercation with police off
Alone in the eerie fog blind to all around me I wonder where I went wrong. To love to be loved. Though unbeknownst to me evil was upon me. The breath of deceit heavy in the air yet with my tender heart I could not feel it. As the fog thickened all went wrong. I allowed myself to believe and trust in something that could not be seen. And now I feel the loneliness and hatred that I so desperately tried to avoid. When will this heaviness lift? When will I find the clear way to happiness?
I'm Pregnant
I am pregnant for my 4th child. I have taken 3 home test and they all said positive. I think it will be a boy. I just want him/her healthy. I am glad I have some time to think of a name. I have a Kiara Savannah, Nala Izabella, & Judas Xavior.... If you steal my children's names I will haunt you down you better believe it. :) Any cool names for my baby to be?
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Done With It...
Now you no longer have to wonder if i am talkin abut you.. cuz.. YES I AM!! I will only take so much BS before i let you have it..and well you had it.. see ya.. and you are fuckin blocked! ->Biker48: I am goin to say this ONCE, you take it how you want too.. I don't have time for Drama on here.. or pitty games, nor do i have time for friends that aren't friends, for fakes or fibbers, for people that think the world should revolove around them nor do i want to sit and listen to anyone cry on here all day long, i can do that off line. Biker48: its ok you made your point very clear thank you ->Biker48: OMG you gotta be kiddin me.. did i say it was about you and if it was about you, maybe now you will get the hint? Biker48: thanks your blog is about me ->Biker48: Well, yeah its you.. as i said to you, when i got out and was able to get on here.. i was sore.. and my husband to be and kids come first and then me.. then everyone else, sorry i didnt run to you right awya but i was
i wanted to give a shout out to all the ladis out ther i am 37 looking fore miss rightif you are 25 throu 45 give me a shout cheak me out
They Walk Among Us
I was at the checkout of a K-Mart. The clerk rang up $46.64 charge. I gave her a fifty dollar bill. She gave me back $46.64. I gave it back to her and told her that she had made a mistake in MY favor and gave her the money back. She became indignant and informed me she was educated and knew what she was doing, and returned the money again. I gave her the money back again...same scenario! I departed the store with the $46.64. This actually happened to me in Austin at MoPac Blvd and Parmer Lane.................They Walk Among Us and Many Work Retail. I walked into a Mickey D's with a buy-one-get-one-free coupon for a sandwich. I handed it to the girl and she looked over at a little chalkboard that said "buy one-get one free." "They're already buy-one-get-one-free", she said, "so I guess they're both free" She handed me my free sandwiches and I walked out the door.................They Walk Among Us and Many Work Retail. One day I was walking down the beach with some friends when one
Old Man Or Old Woman
These are archetypal figures of wisdom or spiritual power in dreams. For many people, the role of the father or mother has been lost in society through either divorce, workaholic, or some other emotional dysfunction. The psyche is prone to look for versions of this loss wherever it can create them, even out of the self. Often times, these characters personify and validate an internal source of wisdom that has been written off by the psyche. It may be that you are confronted with a problem that escapes solution because of the most conscious world view you ascribe to. However, another means of problem-solving that you view as old-fashioned may be effective. The wisdom figure in your dream is trying to teach you this truth. Do you fear or disdain either your lineage or the prospects of your own aging? Are you ambivalent about the purported wisdom of your elders concerning life choices you are now facing? Are you looking for or missing some wisdom that would aid your life-quest
Will always be here when you need me... Love{d} you like no other... Miss me will you??? I'll damn sure miss you...
For My Fubar Friend!! Nsfw! You Know Who You Ar!
unedited soo.... I had just moved to Cali! got a new job as a waitress. my first night was a mess.. i have never been one for multitasking so i hoped to last the night! was getting close to the end of my shift and i was doing ok and actually liked it. missy came over and told me she sat me and i could thank her later, laughing i wondered what the hell she was talking about. as i got closer to my table i saw! holy hell was this man sexy and alone? no way i thought! as i got closer alli could do was smile.. i told him my name and said i would be taking care of him tonight. he was super friendly and his smile could melt the foulest persons heart! we chated and it was very pleasant.. explained i just moved here and he gave me this link to a site online.. .. i said i would check it out. well, my first day went great and i decided to stay.. when i went home i got on line and checked out this site.. what a cool site thos fubar was.. so i joined and added him
Butt Measurement...
A man and his wife were working in their garden one day and the man looks over at his wife and says, "Your butt is getting really big, I mean really big. I bet your butt is bigger than the barbecue grill." With that he proceeded to get a measuring tape and measure the grill and then went over to where his wife was working and measured his wife's bottom. "Yes, I was right, your butt is two inches wider than the barbecue grill!!!" The woman chose to ignore her husband. Later that night in bed, the husband is feeling frisky. He makes some advances towards his wife who completely brushes him off. "What's wrong?" he asks. She answers, "Do you really think I'm going to fire up this big-ass grill for one little weenie?"
Y We Love Kids!! They Say The Darndest Things
1) NUDITY I was driving with my three young children one warm summer evening when a woman in the convertible ahead of us stood up and waved. She was stark naked! As I was reeling from the shock, I heard my 5-year-old shout from the back seat, " Mom ! That lady isn't wearing a seat belt!" 2) OPINIONS On the first day of school, a first-grader handed his teacher a note from his mother. The note read, "The opinions expressed by this child are not necessarily those of his parents." 3) KETCHUP A woman was trying hard to get the ketchup out of the jar. During her struggle the phone rang so she asked her 4-year-old daughter to answer the phone. " My mom can't come to the phone to talk to you right now. She's hitting the bottle." 4) MORE NUDITY A little boy got lost at the YMCA and found himself in the women's locker room. When he was spotted, the room burst into shrieks, with ladies grabbing towels and running for cover The little boy watched in amazement and then asked, "What's
Gettin Upset.......
Ok you know what.. this is pissin me off.. .but i wont let it get to me too much.. I have NEVER Lied to anyone on here.. .. i dont lie.. and thats what i expect in return.. I have told everyone that i know.. about me and my husband to be.. that i live with a man i love.. my page says it.. my name posted says it.. i got pics of MY man, and i am very much in love! Yup we got our problems just like the next person.. But that don't mean i dont love him! When you sit and talk to someone on here.. and tell them you will NOT cyber or Phone sex.. and they talk to you more and more..and you get a bond with them, and then they start tryin to be a lil dirty, and you cut them off and stop it.. you would think they would get the hint.. BUT NO.. they keep goin .. and so you pull away block em and try to just forget about it.. and they still send you messages.. and friends requests since you removed them.. thats FUCKIN STUPID>> can you not get a clue.. can you not just be friends.. doe
To Find All The Words
My forever,,, Forever takes me by the minute, While I'm here with you. I'm falling even more in love, With everything you say and do. Hold me in your arms, Look deep into my eyes, Don't turn away and let me go, Don't ever tell me lies. I swear I'll never loose you, In my arms I'll always hold. I'll never let you slip away, And leave nothing left untold. There aren't enough hours, In each passing day, To find all the words........... I wish I could say. Your kiss will last forever, Your touch forever warm. You'll guide me to the light of life, And shield me from the storm. I love you,,,
I have friend, “Alex”, who I met a couple of months ago. I’ve mentioned Alex a couple of times to a few of my CT buddies...if you don’t remember she was the one that I was hooked up with on a blind date….missed the date (I was sick), she came to my house(with a mutual friend) a couple of days later to see how I was doing, and I answered the door in my bathrobe….which opened as I was talking with them…and yes I was naked and still noticeably aroused (I was watching porn and playing on CT that morning). She is a really cool girl who is a blast to have around. I have to admit that I’m a little smitten by her…she is pretty and has a great body too. When we go out we are constantly flirting with each other….We can't keep our hands off each other – she is so sexy and is always ready to “play”– We’ve come really close to fucking two or three times so far…something or someone always gets in the way. Alex has light blond hair, green eyes, legs that are almost too long for her body, a great a
New Tattoos
Thinking of getting some more work done. Got a couple of ideas in mind, both from West African Adinkra symbolism. First one for my left shoulder..... SESA WO SUBAN Meaning "Change or transform your character" A symbol of life transformation. This symbol combines two separate adinkra symbols, the "Morning Star" which can mean a new start to the day, placed inside the wheel, representing rotation or independent movement. Second for the inside of my forearm... NKYINKYIM Meaning "twisting" A symbol of initiative, dynamism and versatility. Both have great meaning for me as i've gone through a lot of upheaval in the past year and signify to me the way I've had to adapt to new changes in my life. What do you all reckon?
I Am Sooooooo Frekkin Pisssed!!!!
.......NOW that I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION......LOL...:P :P :O :O This girl is such a wonderful sweeeeet gal.... Sexy as hell. And %100 real and beautiful..... She could sure use some new wonderful friends and family right now.... She is thinking about leaving FUBAr and I dont want her to go.... Please add her FAN her RATE her....... And let her know she is loved and to stay!!!!!! She returns all love right back at ya.... And loves to conversate...... PLease click on her pic or link.... Tell her ....... Midnight Zombie Girl sent you .............. :0) Please click on her pic down below... Or the link.... Thankies... :) Much love.. :) [ photo: 3014836294 ]
Some Friendly Advice
Here's some friendly advice for you. It just might help you sometime. 1. During a hurricaine it's not THAT the wind is's WHAT the wind is blowing. 2. When at a nature preserve, never ask a buffelo if his wings are HOT or BBQ. 3. Never buy a house at the end of a one way dead end street. 4. Always remember that Orange Roughie is a fish not what happens after eating a bag of Cheese Doodles. 5. Never beleive a woman who says she can't help you move to your new home because She Stubbed Her vagina. 6. You have to push the button for the cross walk 9 or 10 times real fast for it to work 7. Never go to Germany and order an imported'll just get a Bud Lite
You Must Love Me
Artist: Madonna Album: Unknown Title: You Must Love Me Where do we go from here? This isn't where we intended to be We had it all, you believed in me I believed in you Certainties disappear What do we do for our dream to survive? How do we keep all our passions alive, As we used to do? Bridge: Deep in my heart i'm concealing Things that i'm longing to say Scared to confess what i'm feeling Frightened you'll slip away Chorus: You must love me You must love me Why are you at my side? How can i be any use to you now? Give me a chance and i'll let you see how Nothing has changed (bridge) (chorus) You must love me Well Fuck...somebody needs to.
my sister had a party last night for her birthday, all underage kids. all drinking. ha. yeah i drank a half bottle of captain morgans spiced rum and 10 beers. well everyone got loud, the cops were called and everyone dove off my back porch and dove over the fence, i ran dove into a pine tree.. then realized im allowed to drink in my own house
Another Suitecase In Another Hall
Artist: Madonna Album: Unknown Title: Another Suitcase In Another Hall (eva:) I don't expect my love affairs to last for long Never fool myself that my dreams will come true Being used to trouble i anticipate it But all the same i hate it, wouldn't you? Chorus: (eva:) so what happens now? (che:) another suitcase in another hall (eva:) so what happens now? (che:) take your picture off another wall (eva:) where am i going to? (che:) you'll get by, you always have before (eva:) where am i going to? Time and time again i've said that i don't care That i'm immune to gloom, that i'm hard through and through But every time it matters all my words desert me So anyone can hurt me, and they do (chorus) Call in three months time and i'll be fine, i know Well maybe not that fine, but i'll survive anyhow I won't recall the names and places of each sad occasion But that's no consolation here and now. (chorus, with che's lines being sung by the starlets)
Why Do Boys Run Faster Than Girls?
Ball bearings and a gear shift!! I Know You Laughed.
Boot Camp
i got my first letter from the better half lol he is doing good at boot camp he already got in trouble for laughing at his srg. lol of course he is always tryin to make jokes but everything is going good with him miss him alot though he grad. in september
A Riddle That'll Kill Your Brain!
This is going to make you so MAD! There are three words in the English language that end in "gry". ONE is angry and the other is hungry. EveryONE knows what the third ONE means and what it stands for. EveryONE uses them everyday, and if you listened very carefully, I've given you the third word. What is it? _______gry?
Calling All My Ct Friends
I will need all my ct friends help to win in a contest that I would like to enter,if interested in helping out send a private message. Thank you
Preview Korn's New Cd On Their Myspace's The Link...
I often wonder with each day, will things change, or stay the same. I often wonder with each night, will things change, I hope they might. Around and round and round we go, but where were going, do we know? We go so fast along our way, we miss most things in our day. So now I ask, for this I must, before the day I turn to dust. Do you know just who you are? If so, you belong here on FUBAR
Bagels. Yeah, Right.
Please to be stopping the charade. We all know that bagels are just bastardized donuts. They have no place in a perfect world.
Who Would Have Thought
Ok, so I am now entering my first year as an assistant football coach for my sons team and let me tell you all about the experiences I have had. We have NOT even had a practice yet. So when deciding where my son should play football, me,my ex wife and her husband decided to let our son play for a organization formed only one year ago. This is indeed a great organization who are trying to teach the young men football along with many other important lessons to becoming a man. Only problem with that is what they expect the parents and/or the coaches to endure. It all started last December when a football recruiter approached my ex wife at a basketball game at which my son was playing. Yeah I said recruiter. He stated that the program was looking for bright kids with any kind of athletic ability. He passed on his website and told her to give them some serious thought when choosing a team to play for. She shares this experience with me and I was all for it. This was our first step at
On Vacation For 2 Weeks!
Hello friends, fans, and family! How are you all doing? Well, I just wanted to write and let you all know that I will be gone for 2 week visiting my family in North Carolina. I am leaving tomorrow morning. I am flying up there. I will be there untill August 8th. I am going there for my sister, Rachels wedding. Those 2 weeks will be VERY busy, and I am not sure how often I will be able to get on here and talk with you all and do other things. I will try to get on at least once a day and check mail, and stuff. Hope no one will forget me. I would still love to hear from you all while I am away. I just wont be on as much as I have been. :) For my team, contest bombers I hope you will still continue to bomp my pic for the contest I am in. I really wanna win. Please dont give up on me. Thanks! I am not sure how much bombing I will be able to do, but I will try. :) Well, after today I guess I will talk to you all a lot less, I hope you all have a great 2 weeks and take care. :) Also, I
My Mumm I Posted
Great question I asked today. And I asked it because of my current situation. I agree with everyone's comments. We married with the thought of living happily every after. I married for that...I even have engraved stones to prove it..that our love was solid as a rock. Now..though I find my husband wanting to give up because he screwed up on finances and now we have our house up for forclosure. It is easier for him to give up than to say I've screwed up and let sit back regroup and correct our sitation. So now i'm thrown in a situation where my own wages without his = poverty here in MD. I will have to give up my car and live in a less decent neighborhood for my kids in a small tight shack. When I asked a lawyer yesterday of my rights. I have none. My kids are not child support..I have a college education no alimony, we were not married for 10 years so no pension. And since the house is already in forclosure..nothing they can do with it unless the back payments are caug
Mumming Rights
I made a mumm about band camp and if it changes your childs life. OF course, IT WAS FLAGGED. Its great to be SHER :) SO Please write scrapper and beg for my mercy. WHY are mumms being flagged, that have no sexual comment, swearing or anything else.
New Pics
i have places some nude pics of me and of my slave hope you all can injoy
Gone Too Soon But Was Doing What He Loved!!!
Coolbaugh was star on, off baseball field By ELIZABETH WHITE, Associated Press Writer July 23, 2007 AP - Jul 23, 4:44 pm EDT More Photos SAN ANTONIO (AP) -- Mike Coolbaugh became a coach with the Tulsa Drillers earlier this month not so much for the job itself, but because his little boys loved to see him on the baseball field. "He had just started," said Coolbaugh's wife, Amanda, who is expecting their third child in October. "We were going to be done with it, but his kids wanted to see him." Coolbaugh, 35, died Sunday after being struck in the head by a line drive as he stood in the first-base coach's box during a game in Arkansas. Amanda Coolbaugh, 32, said they planned to wait to find out the baby's sex until the birth. The couple has two sons, Joseph, 5, and Jacob, 3. "You couldn't have asked for a better father," Amanda Coolbaugh said through tears Monday in San Antonio. "He just paid attention to the boys, put them in clubs and sports ... volu
Pray For Me And My Friends Family
I just found out that I've lost two friends in Iraq and another two might not make it....please say a special prayer for them and their family please.

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