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Kick It Down, Blow It Up
When things are up, where else is there to go but down right? Baby sitting last week reminded me of a few things, one I'm scared to death about raising kids, no matter how much i want them. The lil guys, one 3 and the other almost 1 were playing with some blocks the elder building then having them knocked down by the younger. Was this trait something he did out of the joy of chaos, the eagerness to join in and the fact he doesn't have the motor skills yet.. i figure the later but i think we all have a lot of the former in us. I enjoy chaos, i enjoy fucking things up, i don't care too much about the next moment most of the time. I bite my tongue a lot but there are times when i just run wild with it and chaos and trouble always follow close by. These times i really enjoy, it's a chance to really be me. Oddly enough I'm not always mean either, there's a lot more inside i let few people see and it escapes and i don't mind. So after that lil ramble let's regroup..
Sorry I've Been Gone..
Things have been crazy and I forgot about this place. I noticed everything went down on my profile since I wasn't signing in. Hey punks, I'm still alive..haha. Brian and I now take dance lessons on tuesdays and fridays. That pretty much takes up my free nights except for sundays. We also got our very expensive Royal Prestige cookwear yesterday! I can't wait, we're getting a video camera so I can start up my cooking with Heather show on video. I've already have gueststars and other cooks wanting to come on my show, I think just to play with my pans. Hahahaha. I have a full library of Cooking with Heather on Myspace if you're ever interested! Soo, as of Halloween of 2007 I will be a married woman! We decided to go ahead and sign the marriage license and do our big wedding on our one year anniversary instead. We want to stop renting and buy a house and well our lease is up in March which is way before we'd get married. I also need health insurance! Syn is better, no more ras
A Quest To Protect My Heart?
If I place my heart in your hand will you keep it safe for me? Will you cherish, love and protect it and treat it compassionately? I trusted another with its keep, once a long time ago, He mishandled it... dropped it and broke it... fortunately, not irreparably so. I picked it up and took it home and hid it away for awhile, It was so damaged... nearly destroyed... very sensitive and fragile. I was able to put it back together, but it has never been the same, It's still too fragile to trust to anyone, who plays an unfair game. It's way to delicate to be mistreated, or tossed to and ‘fro, And until I met you, my friend, I was afraid to let it go. I'm beginning to think it is possible, to expose it again- to love, If the person that I entrust it with treats it gently.... like a dove. Although it appears the same as all others, it's from a special lot, It may not seem distinctive to you, but it's the only one I've got. So, are you able to keep my heart safe? I
Eddie..
Hi this is about Eddie my ferret he was just not my pet or a animal to me he was my kid my world he meant alot to me he brought joy into my life I have not felt in yrs even though I only had him for 2 yrs he had cancer and it took him from me very fast . I got to hold him as he past it felt like I lost a part of me with him . I have 2 new pics of him from his first Christmas please take a look il never forget my lil guy and il never forget all of you who have been there for me threw this and showed him all your love thank you all.. your friend ... Jay
The Little Things That Make Me Happy
I feel very blah. I have been barfing my guts out and I only look forward to talking my Baby. I really hate being hot. Yesterday I was in the hospital three times and these doctors just keep giving me more medicine. I really wish he were here insted of MO. But we cannot always get what we want and so the times I do get to talk to him I am happy. And the picture I have of him helps because I beleive I am falling in love with him. I feel like shit and the room is still spinning like it was last night. Err... I am going to lay back down again....or maybe go back to the hospital even though I just got out. Muah, JC
Yippppeeee ....hump Day!
BOY...AM I GLAD IT IS HUMP DAY! Just droppin' in to say HI, to all my Fu friends.
This One Rocks....a Horrorscope With Wisdom In It...
Three versions of the truth always exist: yours, the other person's and what actually happened. Once you truly understand that, you'll be in on the cosmic joke. Even better, you'll have already moved on.
"good Morning Ladies," Said The Blind Man. . .
Dead Herring Odor Upsets Maine Residents Email this Story Jul 25, 12:24 AM (ET) ROQUE BLUFFS, Maine (AP) - The stench from piles of dead herring stretching hundreds of yards along the shore of Sanford Cove has forced residents of this coastal community to shut their homes tight. The fish started washing ashore a week ago, and the Maine Marine Patrol is investigating the cause of the mass fish death. "We're not used to this," said Vicki Kelley, whose parents own a golf course across the road from the cove. "It makes you want to move." Lucille Sinford, her mother, said the stink has hurt business. "Yesterday, our golfers started leaving," Sinford said. "We never have an odor off the clam flats. It's always been so clean." One family whose house overlooks the cove erected plastic owls on the roof to scare off the hordes of gulls. The kill hasn't been bad for everyone. Lobstermen who use herring as bait have showed up to load handfuls of free feed into buc
'compliment Machine' Praises Pedestrians
In downtown Santa Barbara, there used to be a guy called, "The Happy Waver", and all he did was stand by the fountain at the warf every morning during rush hour and wave at people like crazy: "Hi! How ya doing?" "Have a great day!" All smiles and high energy. He was mentall ill but hilarious and cheered people up! This reminds me of that. . . Jul 24, 9:41 PM (ET) WASHINGTON (AP) - People walking by a bright red-and-white striped box on a busy street in the nation's capital may be surprised to hear a reassuring voice say, "You have nice eyes." Or, "People are drawn to your positive energy." "The Compliment Machine" is the work of Tom Greaves, 46, a Washington artist. It's part of an exhibit of public art called SitesProject D.C. Greaves compared the machine to children's soccer teams, where "win or lose, everyone gets a trophy." He recorded 100 compliments, and an iPod Nano inside the machine plays them at random over a speaker - like a mechanical, speakin
I'm Back
My computer has been down for sometime. I ended up replacing it. So I just wanted to say to all my friends and family that I am sorry that I haven't been able to chat with any of you for a while. Have a nice day, Shakin
Birthday!
Hellz ya folks I turned 20 yesterday! Got a shit load of gifts here on Fubar and got some great birthday wishes on here and Myspace. Thanks to all for making my birthday yesterday hella special!! :D
Everyone Needs To Read All
EVERYONE NEEDS TO READ ALL OF THIS and HAVE CHILDREN READ IT TOO! After tossing her books on the sofa, she decided to grab a snack and get on-line. She logged on under her screen name ByAngel213. She checked her Buddy List and saw GoTo123 was on. She sent him an instant message: ByAngel213: Hi. I'm glad you are on! I thought someone was following me home today. It was really weird! GoTo123: LOL You watch too much TV. Why would someone be following you? Don't you live in a safe neighborhood? ByAngel213: Of course I do. LOL I guess it was my imagination cuz' I didn't see anybody when I looked out. GoTo123: Unless you gave your name out on-line. You haven't done that have you? ByAngel213: Of course not. I'm not stupid you know. GoTo123: Did you have a softball game after school today? ByAngel213: Yes and we won!! GoTo123: That's great! Who did you play? ByAngel213: We played the Hornets. LOL. Their uniforms are so gross! They look like bees. LOL
Winner Of The Week!!
Once, Twice, Three Times Arrested Jul 24, 5:15 PM (ET) ONEIDA, N.Y. (AP) - A central New York man hit the criminal justice trifecta, three arrests in three hours. Kevin Rich, 40, was charged early Sunday morning with soliciting money from people and loitering. A little more than an hour later he was charged with disorderly conduct for stepping in front of a vehicle, causing the driver, an off-duty police officer, to slam on his brakes. Around 2:30 that same morning, police say Rich was arrested a third time after taking money from people after telling them he ran out of gas and needed to get to another town. Police say Rich has no car. Rich was sent to the Madison County Jail and is due back in court later this week.
Thought For The Day - 25 July 2007
Edgar Allen Poe's "The Raven" as a LimerickThere once was a girl named LenoreAnd a bird and a bust and a doorAnd a guy with depressionAnd a whole lot of questionsAnd the bird always says "Nevermore."
Two More
play with me in the snow? Fear of loving how beautiful how graceful. Loving you maybe the best thing. How dose one imaging kissing you every moment of every day. General turns gracefully into glides closing ones eyes as the blind leading the way with every touch my soul every touch of god given a gift in which one would only receive with joy with so freedom with such happiness only bring ever ones soul to sing. in loving you for ,he, has found made my match in heaven it rains so near only lovers of leap bring closed doors a key to heavens gate uplifting in song singing miracle day over day thank god himself for presiding this rule Fear if love so beautiful making song birds cry their jobs are no longer of use for it was stricken my hearts leaping over lovers glance. Complex thoughts of algebraic equations truing like ramped fires somehow burn with the lingers thought of staring helpless in to your eyes glancing back , love of untold love not being told love of freely falling. Ana
Contest Start And End Dates Om Buttom Of This Blog
Wolf or Animal Morph Contest 20 Contestants.The 1st round 20 contestants 1st 10 to 5,000 comments.2nd Round Best 6 to 5,000 last round Best 3 for 1st. .bombing yourself is aloud.No Freshmeat Accounts allowed must have real photos in profile,all who bomb must be atleast 30 day members of funbar. the prizes will be awarded with a happy hour after contest closes now to keep it fair and clean there will be a little catch witch is u need to be at least a level 3 and u need a salute pic on profile u can comment and bomb yourself no down rateing others in contest no cheating ill be watching no blank comments no drama prizes to be awarded are 1st place a month vic and choice of 2nd place will get 7 day blast and choice of ty for looking good luck to u I am going to host this contest so send info to me time of start and end dates ok been long enought i got 9 contest
Help Please!
I've posted a link to a site that's trying (with others) to raise public awareness on the plight of former service personnel down in Ashtead (UK). Like many on CherryTap/Fubar, I am a former soldier. Unlike many, I was lucky to go through my tours, leaving with my bits and pieces intact and very few head problems (apart from I already had). There is a rehabilitation centre in the South of England called Headley Court, it is often the first port of call for servicemen and women returning home after being wounded in Iraq or Afghanistan. It is the only one the British have, (thanks to government cutbacks). Soldiers who may have lost limbs or suffered severe trauma spend months rebuilding their lives at the centre. An Armed Forces charity decided to buy a £ 1.7million six-bedroom house nearby so visiting relatives would have somewhere to stay, the well-heeled neighbours in Ashtead, Surrey, launched their own offensive. Basically telling these soldiers and their families, that they
My Own Personal View ...a Person By Law !
~A Person By Law ~ OCT/ 29th/ 2002 ( before we fully decided to get off our peace keeping asses and aid in the war on terrorisim ) A Person By Law ----------------- Today I decided to start caring, to stop changing the channel and to stop hiding from the world. I will no longer be hiding from myself nor will I be hiding myself from others. I just finished watching a program by Amnesty International and have come to the conclusion that.. my life is not so bad..and that my world sucks, Funny how those 2 things that I as a close minded person considerd one in the same, are in all actuality completly different. I have also come to the realization that money is something I just dont have to offer.. I do however have an abundance of time and oppertunity... How can any person with even half a heart.. Regardless of the outward hardening of that heart.. Sit and watch a 16 yr old girl lay in a filthy, understaffed, under equipped hospital, dying slowly, suffering from hea
"i Love You".
These words I shed are right from the heart. Some it will inspire, to others tear apart. But none the less they must be told These words that can be so new, yet so old. They must have survived throughout generations. To some it brings heartache, to others elations. These words can be said at any chosen time. They can be told gently or at the drop of a dime. When told to a person who feels the same, Into their arms you go and forever remain. But told to a person who doesn't quite agree The pain they can bring is awful to see. These words will steal your heart like a crook. Its victims aren't chosen by age or by looks; And no matter how your life is arranged, Once they are spoken it will always be changed. If the words I shed are still a mystery, Think back along the lines of history. What words are immune to death or by lies? What words can comfort the sound of our cries? When thinking of you these words come to mind. These bittersweet
My Horoscope For Today
Libra September 22 - October 22 You may have endless ideas streaming through your head, dear Libra, but little patience to see any of them through to the end. Perhaps you are so busy jumping from one thought to the next that you don't take any of them far enough to know whether they are worth pursuing or not. Write thoughts down as they come to you, and go over them later when your mind is in a quieter state.
Essay Assignment That Won Me My Seat Paid In Full And Living Expenses ..woot Woot Im A Dork !!!
Essay Assignment I have been accepted by Kingstec Community College to attend the Human Services Course 2007/2008. I am interested in following up with Youth Services and Addictions Courses. Through job placement over the last two months, I have had the pleasure of working with the Conway Workshop Association. It has been one seriously life changing experience for me. I have had my eyes opened to who I can be and what I am capable of. The time spent with clients and co-workers alike has been wonderful! I never saw myself working with the mentally challenged, nor did I see myself doing personal care tasks for anyone other than my children within my own home, Over time, I have become very comfortable in the shop and feel competent in my work, be it the basics of cooking and cleaning, the dynamics of teaching an individual who has a learning disability or the personal care aspect of the job. I see now that I can be of h
Car Accident
Ok, ever since I got rear ended by that van I have been experiencing more & more neck pain. I have an appointment scheduled with a neurologist on Tuesday. I'd like to apologize to everyone who I may have been neglecting at this time. I just do not have the focus or energy to comment or rate pics & stash right now.
Girlfriend Application
Lol fill this out for me if ya want in here or through pm :) Girlfriend Application.About YouName: Age: Height: Hair color: Eye color: Favorite color: Favorite food: Whats your AIM or MSN screen name: Tattoos?: Piercings?: Drink?: Smoke?: Any Other drugs?: Would you care if i did drugs?: Would you care if i drank?: Are you a virgin?: Do you have sex?: (if so) How Often?: Is sex all your looking for?: Do you have any STD's?: Would you kiss me anytime?: Anywhere?: Do you like to cuddle?: How much?: Have you ever been cheated on?: Would you cheat on me?: Have you ever cheated on someone?: List your top 3 bands1.: 2.: 3.: Top 3 movies1.: 2.: 3.: Do you like to party?: What if i wanted to stay home and watch a movie with you?: What if i wanted to kiss you in the rain?: Are you spontainiouse?: Willing to try new things?: Like your picture taken?: Do you drive?: Go to school?: IMPORTANT QUESTIONS!Would you hold my hand as we walk through the mall?: Would you push me up against a wall and
Help With My Add And Rate Me
I enjoy having and making new Friends so come on to my website let me know what cha think and i will return the favor.. Fan/Rateme/Addedme Have A wonderful Day @@ Angel
True Friends
In times of sadness and loss when you need your friends the most is where your true friends will shine through and even some strangers who maybe on your friends list but you have not yet had a chance to talk to. Well in this time of sadness in my life and my baby angels life my true friends shone through and i want to thank everyone of them you have made it easier by showing you care. I hope i can be as good of friend if god forbid i am needed love you my friends more than you will know xxxxxxx forever and always your angel WwW.SparkleTags.Com
When I Have Nothing To Say, I Close My Eyes...
i picture myself in a darkened theater... no lights... and the screen is blank... i close my eyes and clear my thoughts, (so hard to do for me sometimes) i hear no sound, i taste nothing in the air. when i have nothing to say, i close my eyes... and they are closed now. when i open them, i see you there... your black wings caress my face, your mastery of my soul completes this impossible task... you take my face up into your hands... you whisper something that i dont understand. a thousand times i would give my blood to have one moment with you... you feel the breath leave me as your nail digs into my cheek... a thousand more i would give my life, to spend one moment inside of you... to feel you pulse with the last moments of my being... to know that the last traces of my mortality was spent to live the moment that i longed for most... you visit me when i close my eyes, you leave me when i breathe again... if you only knew what you did to me...
Speech I Wrote For My Sisters Wedding..
I would like to thank you all for being here to share in my big sister and my mr sisters happiness... Sometimes life can take 2 people and completely turn their lives upside down...things you wanted and past endevours were just a fork in the rd, that led you to the place you are now...Some of us here are supporting the people involved more than the idea of gay marrige itself..I know it took me sometime to realize that this lifestyle wasnt just one of claudies fads...I realized that she was smiling more and laughing more, and crying less...That cant be juged ...Chrissy I wanna welcome you to our family and thank you for being such a bright light in claudettes life, Marrige is about 2 people who love and commit to each other for life, be it heterosexual or homosexual ...love is love ..and wanting the world to know you have found that mr ... lemme rephrase that, wanting the world to know you have found that misses right is a milestone that should be celebrated and cherished with famil
Caught By The Kid
A little boy walks into his parents room to see his mom on top of his dad bouncing up and down. The mom see's her son and quickly dismounts, worried about what her son has seen. She dress's quickly and goes to find him. The son see's his mom and asks' "What were you and dad doing?" The mother replies "Well you know your dad has a big tummy and sometimes I have to get on top of it to help flatten it." "You're wasting your time." says the boy. "Why is that?" asked him mom, puzzled. "Well when you go shopping the lady next door comes over and gets on her knees and blows it right back up."
*~fun With Yahoo - Session 17~*
Leonthegreat: i'd lick those rite off you PiercedQT: Pardon? Come again? Lick what off of me? Leonthegreat: your tattoos bitch PiercedQT: Wow, you must have some super tongue there, Casanova. I thought they were permanent. Leonthegreat: are you doubting my skill? PiercedQT: No, I'm not doubting your skills. However, I am doubting your pick-up lines... and perhaps your intelligence. Leonthegreat: you don't need a phd to be good in bed. PiercedQT: You're correct, but you need a PHD to GET INTO my bed. Leonthegreat: thats fucking shallow PiercedQT: How is THAT considered to be shallow? Leonthegreat: your judging me on my brains PiercedQT: No, Leon, I'm judging you on your LACK of brains. Leonthegreat: your a fucking bitch PiercedQT: And you, my darling, are DENIED! Leonthegreat: denied what Leonthegreat: i said denied what Leonthegreat: bitch
Worlds Greatest Blowjob
One day a man went on a buissness trip to Florida. He had saw this hooker and he asked "How much for a hand job?" The hooker replied "100 Bucks" The man said "100 Bucks, That's a lot of got damn money" So the hooker pulled him to the side and said "See that Mercedes, I paid for that by giving hand jobs." So he gave her the money and received the best hand he had ever had. The next day he sees her and asks "How much for a head job?" She said "200 dollars" "200 dollars that's a lot of money" She pulled him to the side and said "You see that yahat by the pier, I paid for that yahat by giving head jobs." So he gives her the money, and get the best head job of his life On hist last day in Florida he returns to the hooker and says "The hand job was good, the head job was great how much for the whole package." "1000 dollars' "1000 dollars that's a lot of god damn money" So she pulled him to side and said "You see that island, I could afford that if i
Capricorns In A Nutshell
Lead by example rather than instruction and see whether your pupils don't make progress by leaps and bounds. Your imagination and creativity are the best tools you have when it comes to sharing your knowledge.
I Need To Sleep
**** I NEED TO SLEEP **** Will this world ever let me shine.. Shall I ever break these ties that bind.. Star light eyes remain blind.. Silenced like an abused child.. One look slits my tounge.. leaves me with words never to be spoken.. One more cold good bye..deep sigh..on each breath I'm choking.. I sleep no more..head lain to rest.. on a pillow of thorns.. Every time I close my eyes to sleep..Flood gates open.. old wounds cut deep.. I pray to god screaming inside..Please jesus replace self hate with pride.. Show me the sun ..walk hand in hand.. Show me real life..with no inhibition.with..no need to hide.. Open my heart to love full force..Open my faith to embrace yours.. Allow My inner child peace..Allow my children the chance to succeed.... Let them feel proud when told.. your just like mommy.. Let them see what lives inside my heart..Show my daughters what STRONG SMART women can be.. when raised with love ..spirits shall fly ..set free.. Allow those girls to s
A Insight Into Me..
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey Name: Lauren Birthday: 1 August Birthplace: New Orleans Current Location: In Fubar Eye Color: Brown Hair Color: Dark Brown Height: 5'6 Right Handed or Left Handed: Left Your Heritage: Australian- Irish/French The Shoes You Wore Today: Knee high boots Your Weakness: Being unpredictable Your Fears: Things Changing Dramatically- IT the clown movie... its just wrong!!! Your Perfect Pizza: Vegetarian Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Live life loud Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: what a Shit Question, im not a geek Thoughts First Waking Up: If I put the covers over my head Will I get away with staying here! Your Best Physical Feature: Haha ummmmm... duno I supose my eyes? Your Bedtime: AM never before 11pm Your Most Missed Memory:: My brothers infectious laugh. Pepsi or Coke: Coke, but only with Jack Otherwise fruit juice MacDonalds or Burger King: Macy dee's but if I had my way Ask Resturant Single
Young Love Turned Married Life
Young Love Turned Married Life! ----------------------------------------------- Looking back on times so true Missing and craving that love..(So new) Seeing his eyes in my mind ..Blue as the sky..insanity takes me ..knowing those eyes for a time were mine..inside I cry..a broken hollow shell is all that resides..for lost is his loving touch ..when myself he sees as not enough. Piercing pain..envelopes my person from inside out.. Broken from the gaze..Twisted from the thoughts.. Screamin Prayer Aloud.. PLEASE GOD I BEG YOU..the gift of emotion to again flow through my soul..this hearts no longer whole.. Yet always knowing.. no dillusions held..From myself I shall not hide what I have become.. Something not to be recieved or given.. Something better off unknown.. I'm carnivorous.. I will eat you alive.. No false pretence of another to blame.. I created purposly What it is that i've became.. Only a shadow lurkes of what I once was.. I'm Un~touchable now.. Nothing again wil
A Man's Thoughts On Fellatio Aka Rebuttal Etiquette (by A Male)
1. First of all, yes you're obligated to do it. If you don't, we will find someone (younger, prettier and dirtier) who will. 2. Second, swallowing a teaspoon full of cream is a hell of a lot easier than licking a dead fish. 3. You want to talk about farting? Does the word "queef" mean anything to you? 4. I will use your ears as I see fit. don't worry about it and be thankful I'm not pulling your hair. 5. When you're on your period, stuffing something in your mouth is the only way to stop you from bitching and moaning. Suck it up! 6. Speaking of which, if you are bleeding for five straight days, you need all the fluids you can get. trust me. 7. You bitch about the taste, but trust me when I tell you that we get the short end of the stick in flavor country. 8. At least there is no danger of a dick bleeding in your mouth. 9. Play with the balls. 10. No matter how good you think you are at it, we've had better. 11. Caress the ass, too. We like that! 12. Mak
My Love For You
MY LOVE 4 YOU..To my first born child.. The love of my life.... Thursday, March 13, 2003 Lexi this is for you too baby girl ...I am blessed to now have you and being 2nd born is never less..its just me getting a 2nd chance to do better than I did the first time around...I love you sweetheart.. *********************************************** ~MY LOVE 4 YOU~ I finally understand the meaning of unconditional love A feeling from deep within of pride that wonderous joy of knowing your mine. I can only tell you with words how i feel inside..but can show you my love with arms open wide 2 hug you and kiss you and teach you to strive..you are what keeps my spirit alive. Your my angel, My miracle, My sweet innocent child. Now..I do not have, alot of money ..or fancy material things.. All I can give you ..are riches that only a mothers love brings... I can teach you to listen when the world around you sings.. Walk with you hand N han
Blowjob Etiquette (by A Female)
1. First and foremost, we are not obligated to do it. 2. Extension to rule #1 - So if you get one, be grateful. 3. I don't care WHAT they did in the porn video you saw, it is not standard practice to cum on someone's face. 4. Extension to rule #3 - No, I DON'T have to swallow. 5. My ears are NOT handles. 6. Extension to rule #5 - do not push on the top of my head. Last I heard, deep throat had been done. And additionally, do you really WANT puke on your dick? 7. I don't care HOW relaxed you get, it is NEVER OK to fart. 8. Having my period does not mean that it's "hummer week" - get it through your head - I'm bloated and I feel like shit so no, I don't feel particularly obligated to blow you just because YOU can't have sex right now. 9. Extension to #8 - "Blue Balls" might have worked on high school girls - if you're that desperate, go jerk off and leave me alone with my Midol. 10. If I have to pause to remove a pubic hair from my teeth, don't tell me I've jus
Actual Announcements Taken From Church Bulletins.
Actual Announcements Taken From Church Bulletins. 1. Don't let worry kill you -- let the church help. 2. Thursday night -- Pot luck supper. Prayer and medication to follow. 3. Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church and community. 4. For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs. 5. The rosebud on the alter this mourning is to announce the birth of David Alan Belzer, the sin of Rev. and Mrs. Julius Belzer. 6. Tuesday at 4:00 PM there will be an ice cream social. All ladies giving milk will please come early. 7. Thursday at 5:00 PM there will be a meeting of the Little Mothers Club. All wishing to become little mothers, please see the minister in his study. 8. This being Easter Sunday, we will ask Mrs. Lewis to come forward and lay an egg on the alter. 9. The service will close with "Little Drops of Water." One of the ladies will start quietly and the rest of the congregation will join in. 10. Next Sunday
A Dozen Condoms
A father and his little boy went into a local drugstore to pick up a prescription. While in the store. the little boy was browsing around and came upon a rather large display for condoms. The little boy looked at all the brightly coloured packages and the different types and quantities. Then, suddenly, the little boy finds his father and asks him, "Daddy, what are all those condoms?" The father, stuttered, and said, "Well, they are for protection, son. Protection from diseases when a man and a woman make love." The little boy contemplated the concept for a few moments and then asked, "Then why do these come in a package of three? The father coyly answered, "Those are for young men in high school. One for Friday night, Saturday night, and Sunday afternoon." "UH-HUH" said the little boy, "then, why are these in packages of six?" The father smirked, "Those are for young men in college. There are two for Friday night, two for Saturday, and two Sunday afternoon." "WOW" said the
What Job Ads Really Mean
What Job Ads *really* Mean "Competitive Salary" We remain competitive by paying you less than our competition. "Join our fast-paced company" We have no time to train you. "Casual work atmosphere" We don't pay enough to expect that you will dress up; a couple of the real daring guys wear earrings. "Some overtime required" Some every night and some every weekend. "Duties will vary" Anyone in the office can boss you around. "Must have an eye for detail" We have no quality assurance. "Career-minded" Female applicants must be childless (and remain that way). "Apply in person" If you're old, fat or ugly you'll be told that the position has been filled. "Seeking candidates with a wide variety of experience" You'll need it to replace the three people who just quit. "Problem-solving skills a must" You're walking into perpetual chaos. "Requires team leadership skills" You'll have the responsibilities of a manager, without the pay or respect. "Good c
Stray Thoughts
1. Jim Baker and Jimmy Swaggert have written an impressive new book. It's called "Ministers Do More Than Lay People." 2. Transvestite: A guy who likes to eat, drink and be Mary. 3. The difference between the Pope and your boss...the Pope only expects you to kiss his ring. 4. My mind works like lightning. One brilliant flash and it is gone. 5. The only time the world beats a path to your door is if you're in the bathroom. 6. I hate sex in the movies. Tried it once. The seat folded up, the drink spilled and that ice, well, it really chilled the mood. 7. It used to be only death and taxes were inevitable. Now, of course, there's shipping and handling, too. 8. A husband is someone who, after taking the trash out, gives the impression that he just cleaned the whole house. 9. My next house will have no kitchen -- just vending machines and a large trash can. 10. A blonde said, "I was worried that my mechanic might try to rip me off. I was relieved when he told me al
The Cop And The Kid
On Christmas morning a cop on horseback is sitting at a traffic light, and next to him is a kid on his shiny new bike. The cop says to the kid, "Nice bike you got there. Did Santa bring that to you?" The kid replies, "Yeah." The cop says, "Well, next year tell Santa to put a tail-light on that bike." The cop then proceeds to issue the kid a $20.00 bicycle safety violation ticket. The kid takes the ticket and before he rides off says, "By the way, that's a nice horse you got there. Did Santa bring that to you?" Humoring the kid, the cop says, "Yeah, he sure did." The kid continued, "Well, next year tell Santa to put the dick underneath the horse, instead of on top."
Western Union
A blonde goes to the Western Union office and says, "I just have to get an urgent message to my mother in Europe." The clerk says it will be $100, and she replies "But I don't have that much money, and I must get a message to her, it's urgent! I'll do anything to get a message to her." The clerk replies "Anything?" "Yes... ANYTHING!" replies the blonde. He leads her back to his office and closes the door. He tells her to kneel in front of him and unzip his pants." She does. "Take it out", says the clerk." She does this as well. She looks up at him, his member in her hands and he says "Well... go ahead and do it..." She brings her lips close to it and shouts "Hello?... Mom?"
Beautiful Comment 5
Part five and the final in the series from "aDICKt of Passion" She nodded at me, blew me a kiss and whispered in a naughty voice "A better question would be whether or not you can keep up with me!" I could just imagine what she would sound like in bed. My skin tingled and my loins throbbed as I stood, my hand lifting her skirt for a moment then it fluttered downward. My hand slid behind her back, pulling her tightly against me... tight against my throbbing desire. A smile upon her face, "I see that you're as aroused as I am, my pri..." I did not let her finish her words. Instead my lips found hers for a passionate kiss. She was surprised with my rapid attack, but opened her mouth for my entrance. She tasted wonderful. Our tongues danced. Our bodies molded together, swaying and grinding. Her hands now moved up and down my body...
So.....
"Have you ever danced with the Devil in the pale moon light?" Best line, EVER.
What Am I Throwing Away?
who are you, why are you reading this? would you give a fuck about me if you didnt think i was good looking, or that i made money, or some other mile long list of trival bullshit that amounts to nothing in my world... im not what you think i am... paint your perceptions, cast your vote... rate me a ten, eat my shit. while youre busy thinking about how big my package is... im dying on the inside... thrown outward, spun to the outside in this stupid chaotic centrifuge that my life has become. do you want some this now?
Beautiful Comment 4
Part four in the comment series from "aDICKt of Passion" "You're lucky" she whispers. My eyes look with interest, "I'm lucky in so many ways to not only find you, but to be with you... but why do you say so m'Lady?" Because I'm here for a wedding reception and...." She trailed off. Hmmmmmm.... I wondered.... a wedding reception. I tried to shield the view of her with my body. Her fingers wove into my thick hair pulling me towards her body which smelled delicious. I wanted to taste of her desire... drinking deeply. My body pulsed with passion. I slid my hand up the back of her left thigh, under her skirt... rising high until it slipped off the edge of her stockings. Her skin was so hot. "Yessssssss.... don't stop yet....my prince..." Higher... Higher... finding her cheek... my forearm pressed up between her legs... so hot and... "That's right, my prince... no panties... So what are your plans now?" "M'Lady... would you like to join me...???"
Tequila & Salt - I Love This!
Tequila and Salt This should probably be taped to your bathroom mirror where one could read it every day. You may not realize it, but it's 100% true. 1. There are at least two people in this world that you would die for. 2. At least 15 people in this world love you in some way. 3. The only reason anyone would ever hate you is because they want to be just like you. 4. A smile from you can bring happiness to anyone, even if they don't like you. 5. Every night, SOMEONE thinks about you before they go to sleep. 6. You mean the world to someone. 7. You are special and unique. 8. Someone that you don't even know exists loves you. 9. When you make the biggest mistake ever, something good comes from it. 10. When you think the world has turned its back on you take another look. 11. Always remember the compliments you received. Forget about the rude remarks. Always re
7/25/07
Ok.... Today is my Mother's Birthday! Lucky her she turns 56... Love that woman to death... anyways... Last night I went home from work walking on a little bit of air... my day went well! Dusty then decided to sleep for 5 hours and after I watched the new really stupid show "Rock of Love" I descended back into my world of Harry Potter.... (yeah I already know I'm a dork, you don't have to tell me!) So anyways.... then Dusty decides to wake up and of course since I'm a bitter woman I begin to argue with him, for not paying attention to me.... The night ends with a happy ending, and I went to bed around 2 am.... Had a very very hard time getting up today... Hopefully I'll be able to talk to a few people today and I will feel just as good as I did yesterday!
I Hope For Peace
glitter-graphics.com I see the world in turmoil and a tear falls. I see a rainbow in the sky and I feel a promise of hope. As I walk through my garden and stop to ponder. I reach down and gather a rose and bring it close to enjoy its beauty and touch my lips and feel the dew kissed petals. I smell the wonderful fragrance and I am reminded of a simpler time more peaceful time. We must wake up and join together so that all may know the beauty this world has to offer. by Saspanda 07252007
Beautiful Comment 3
Part three of the comment series from "aDICKt of Passion" Her moans are loud enough for me to know that she's interested. With one last drive, I press my mouth all the way down... grinding as she plays inside my mouth. Another "Oooohhhh" from her lips, but this time, she attempts to lift me. I'm stubborn and playful, and instead my mouth rises as I suck hard. Her finger "pops!" from my mouth, making her giggle, "Hmmmmm... I want to hear that sound more... from my mouth." I look up and see a naughty look, and a teasing smile from her lips. Well then! I turn her hand again, kissing and licking the inside of her wrist. My left hand falls to the inside of her left ankle... slowly caressing... enjoying the feel of her stockings and her hot skin... slowly my hand rises. At the back of her knee, my kiss-lick-sucks rise up her forearm to the inside of her elbow. It is almost intolerable... the wait... her bosom calls my name and I know that she feels the same passion that I do.
We All Need To Help In This
I believe this is Lisa. As a mater of fact I don't know her at all and I can't recall how she ended up on my friend list.. I don't think that her and I have ever even spoke. I came across her sticky bulletin and it said do to real life personal reasons she will be leaving Fubar once her VIC runs out at the end of this month. SxyLisa/Owner Of Elite Hotties/ F.A.R. Mem / R/L Ms. CT DADDY@ fubar Everyone she is 3,000,000 points from becoming a Godmother. Shes currently sitting at level 24. Her boyfriend ~CT FUBAR DADDY™~ ~THE TEXAS FU-KI... wants to see to it that before she leaves that she makes it to the top. Hopefully she will be willing to let him do this for her before she deletes her account. This is by far the largest act of kindness I have taken on during my time her at Fubar-CT. This can not only be him and I working on it. This will take everyone who see this blog and soon to be a never ending bulletin So go show her page all the love you can muster up. I will ne
Video
Music Video: From Yesterday by (30 Seconds To Mars) Music Video Code by Video Code Zone
It Was Done B4 Y Cant W Do This Now!!
I wasn't aware of this but it's well worth the read... PRESIDENTS HOOVER & EISENHOWER DEPORTED MILLIONS OF ILLEGALS! Here is something that should be of great interest for you to pass around. I didn't know of this until it was pointed out to me. But, back during the Great Depression, President Herbert Hoover ordered the deportation of all illegal aliens in order to make jobs available to American citizens that desperately needed work. And then again in 1954, President Dwight Eisenhower deported 13 million Mexican nationals! The program was called "Operation "Wetback" so that American WWII and Korean veterans had a better chance at jobs. It took 2 years, but they deported them! Now, if they could deport the illegals back then, they can sure do it today!! If you have doubts about the veracity of this information, enter Operation Wetback into your favorite search engine and confirm it for yourself. Reminder. Don't forget to pay your taxes... 12 million illegal aliens ar
The True Emo From The Urban Dictionary
1.Emo= Genre of softcore punk music that integrates unenthusiastic melodramatic 17 year olds who dont smile, high pitched overwrought lyrics and inaudible guitar rifts with tight wool sweaters, tighter jeans, itchy scarfs (even in the summer), ripped chucks with favorite bands signature, black square rimmed glasses, and ebony greasy unwashed hair that is required to cover at least 3/5 ths of the face at an angle. ::sniff sniff:: "The Demise of the Siberian Traintracks of Our Rusty Forgotten Unblemished Love" sounds like it would make a great emo band name. ::cry:: 2.emo= An entire subculture of people (usually angsty teens) with a fake personality. The concept of Emo is actually a vicious cycle that never ends, to the utter failing of humanity, and it goes something like this: 1. Girls say they like "sensitive guys" (lie) 2. Guy finds out, so he listens to faggy emo music and dresses like a dork so chicks will see that he is sensitive and not afraid to express himself (lie).
Beautiful Comment 2
Part two of the comments from "aDICKt of Passion" I smile at the sound of an "Oooohhhh" escaping from her lips. My kiss lingers, but my eyes travel up her legs... her hips (hmmmmmmmmm)... her breasts (oh my)... to her face which is framed so nicely... Hmmmmmmmm.... turning her hand, my lips touch the center of her palm. A shudder passes through her body. I kiss softly around that palm, enjoying the sensation of her hot soft skin beneath my lips... each pad of her fingers... her wrist... She smells delicious. I drink in her scent again, almost swooning with desire... yet wanting her to know that my mission is to give her the pleasure that she so justly deserves. Softly... ever to softly, I flick my tongue across her wrist (YUMMY!!!!) and smile again at the gasp and tremble. Hmmmmmmm.... turning her hand, palm towards me and fingers upwards I kiss each knuckle before landing at the tip of her pinkie. Kissing the tip of her ring finger. The next... and the next. My eyes upon hers whi
Henry Lee
~happy Hump Day~
Hot Myspace Comments
Beautiful Comment
This was left for me today by "aDICKt of Passion" Thank you so much for this.. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Her eyes draw me in... teasing me... tempting me. I move across the crowded room to stand before her. She offers a hello, but licks her lips. Her clothing clings nicely to her curvacious body. My heart begins to pound, and I know that the tingling in my loins has become quite pronounced. Slowly my eyes move from hers... downwards. Drinking in her presence... and her sexuality. My mouth waters. I go to one knee, straddling her left leg... almost but not quite touching then take her left hand in mine. Her skin is hot... smooth... soft... in invitation of other... I shake my head to clear the thought of her naked flesh against mine as I lower my lips to the back of her hand. I smile at the sound of an "Oooohhhh" escaping from her lips. My kiss lingers, but my eyes travel up her legs... her hips (hmmmmmmmmm)... her breasts (oh my)... to her face whic
Getting Bored
i'm getting bored with this site so i may delet it i'm really not sure but i'm kinda leaning towards getting rid of it. if i do i just want to say thanks to everyone i've talked to
Monkey
A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink and while he's drinking, the monkey starts jumping all over the place. The monkey grabs some olives off the bar and eats them, then grabs some sliced limes and eats them,then jumps up on the pool table, grabs the cue ball, sticks it in his mouth and swallows it whole. The bartender screams at the guy, "Did you see what your monkey just did?" The guy says, "No, what?" "He just ate the cue ball off my pool table - whole!" says the bartender. "Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replies the patron. "He eats everything in sight, the little twerp. I'll pay for the cue ball and stuff." He finishes his drink, pays his bill, and leaves. Two weeks later he's in the bar again, and he has his monkey with him. He orders a drink and the monkey starts running around the bar again. While the man is drinking, the monkey finds a maraschino cherry on the bar. He grabs it, sticks it up his butt, pulls it out, and eats it. The bartender is d
Do It For Shady
I believe this is Lisa. As a mater of fact I don't know her at all and I can't recall how she ended up on my friend list.. I don't think that her and I have ever even spoke. I came across her sticky bulletin and it said do to real life personal reasons she will be leaving Fubar once her VIC runs out at the end of this month. SxyLisa/Owner Of Elite Hotties/ F.A.R. Mem / R/L Ms. CT DADDY@ fubar Everyone she is 3,000,000 points from becoming a Godmother. Shes currently sitting at level 24. Her boyfriend ~CT FUBAR DADDY™~ ~THE TEXAS FU-KI... wants to see to it that before she leaves that she makes it to the top. Hopefully she will be willing to let him do this for her before she deletes her account. This is by far the largest act of kindness I have taken on during my time her at Fubar-CT. This can not only be him and I working on it. This will take everyone who see this blog and soon to be a never ending bulletin So go show her page all the love you can muster up. I will ne
"freak Messiah" By Csito
Samples Up And Ready
I have thrown together some samples of what I can do...
Thought For The Day............
Thought For The Day............ True eloquence does not consist in speech. Words and phrases may be marshalled in every way, but they cannot compass it. It must consist in the man, in the subject, and in the occasion. It comes, if at all, like the outbreaking of a fountain from the earth, or the bursting forth of volcanic fires, with spontaneous, original native force. -Daniel Webster Ah, but a man's reach should exceed his grasp, or what's a Heaven for? - Robert Browning A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle. - Erin Majors The day the Lord created hope was probably the same day he created Spring. - Bern Williams Hope is the companion of power and the mother of success, For those of us who hope strongest have within us the gift of miracles. - Sydney Bremer The human heart feels things the eyes cannot see, and knows what the mind cannot understand. - Robert Vallett The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams
Myspace Bars 29,000 Sex Offenders
The social networking website MySpace has reported a four-fold increase in the number of convicted sex offenders using its service. http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/technology/6914870.stm About time! We've got to be more vigilant on these sites. How can they justify allowing 14 year olds to register??
My Special Friend Columbus Heart
Columbus Heart, is one of those special people I have met here on CherryTap/FUBAR. A cherished gift of friendship she has offered. I know she has a true heart and is a kind soul. She has talent and wonderful special spirit and you can't help but feel her sincerity. I am blessed that our paths crossed. This is a poem she left me on my comments, as you can see how special she is, I wish I knew how to copy and place here the graphic she done as well *. * By heavenleigh at 2007-07-24 Anyone Who knows you, Knows how special you really are, One of those perfect friends you find when wishing on a star. One of those Special people Who'll be beside you till the end. Always better than an Acquaintance, Someone special you call a friend. You are a wonderful person, so you got a 2 for 1 special.. a graphic and a poem both created by me. HUGS MY FRIEND
2006 Newspaper Article On Me
Hi, Jim - Thanks for your cooperation. Good luck this year. Here is the story, in raw text: Bluffs man plays role in disaster relief TIM JOHNSON Staff Writer "It's nice getting an award and that, but I think the biggest thing is when someone walks up to you in the corner grocery store and thanks you for being there. You know you're helping people." That's the conclusion of James Janicek of Council Bluffs after helping with relief efforts following 12 disasters and receiving a Commander Award for Civilian Service last November. Janicek, a project coordinator/as-built technical manager for the Army Corps of Engineers, Northwest Division, Omaha District, volunteers periodically in response to disasters throughout the country and enjoys the work. He has been part of relief efforts in the wake of floods in California, West Virginia and the Midwest; wildfires in California; and hurricanes in the South and Southeast. "Hurricane Andrew was my first one, and I go
From The Heart
All you wanted was someone to hold your hand To understand To be there when you needed them To hold you close To keep you warm when you were cold But you got so blind Trying to find That one person you love You forgot about the people who already did You couldnt see That one special person was me This happens all the time.Sometime you get so focused on looking for the one thing you want in life and yet it was always right in front of you!
Again
March 2, 2007 - What no parent should have to go through. >This is a blog of what no parent should go through and that is the loss of a child. This a select group that I hope no other parent will join. But I know such as life is that is not to be. You never want to open your door and have the police standing there at 4:30AM because you know the reason they are there and it isn’t because you forgot to pay a parking ticket. There is only one reason and one reason only that they are standing there. The first thought through your mind is which child is it. A lot of things become blurred. You stagger around and you say NO that is not the way it is suppose to be. I'm suppose to go before my kids. They want you to sit but you think irrationally that if you keep standing it won't be true but you know better as the scream comes out of your mouth and you pound on the desk with your fists hoping that will make it not true. The police thought that I was having a heart attack. People say a lot o
I Am Free
My Serenity Prayer
Lord grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people I had to kill because they pissed me off.
Poem
This is a poem my stepdaughter wrote for the funeral of her step brother my oldest child. This is something no parent should have to go through. I post this in his memory he passed away on May 16th, 2004. I love you Jayme. My Soul by Davionna Deep with in my soul I creep, my secrets there I will keep. In the dark there is a light, to guide me through my selfish flight. Day is night, and night is day, your only hope is to pray. Then we lay ourself's to rest a single rose upon our chest. Now we say good bye and then we sleep, a bed of roses by our feet.
Dont Know What To Do?
I don't know what to do? I've been seeing this girl for about a year. We live about 30 miles apart. She has a 2 almost 3 year old daughter the i love and try to treat her as if she was my own. i have no kids. me and her have been together almost a year in october. start out a great relationship till one day she said after 5 months together she needs space and wants to be a less serious relationship, not boyfriend girlfriend serious just dating. she has alot going on in life and is stressed big time. 3 months go by things going great i thought she then says shes not happy and wants to end it completly just stops talking to me. I've supported this girl big time help her out when no one else would. help her keep her apartment and car more then acouple of times. 2 weeks after this break up she calls and wants me to come over and see her. she says sorry and apoligizes have a good time just hanging out. and ask me to help her keep her furniture and make her payment that day. lol the c
Ya Snooze, Ya Lose?
I want some some comments back on this one..... who believes in the statement......."IF YA SNOOZE,YA LOSE" ?? and, if you do believe in it, does it go for all things in life..??
You Showed Me
Good
good morning fubar friends and awsome ones at that.hope you all have smiles on your faces this morning if not you should have love you all and ty for the ratting and the gifts
For The Children
Rise And Shine Fubarlites
Good Morning my Fubarlites. Today is the day that I've been dreading the most for the past 2 weeks or so. Later this evening, I'm facing the dentist. I'm not sure what I'm more afraid of, the pain..or the lecture I'm going to get for not going to the dentist in so many years. *sighs* I hate dentists. Their tools make scary noises. Should I take something to hold?? Like a teddybear or something? Haha..I'm a dork, I know. What can I say.
Just Beautiful........
My New Job
i just got a job its a good job one that i wanted for along time. i start it today in about one hour. nerves ass hell. right now. but i will miss you all but ill be bk tonight.so wish me luck. later all and have fun. and have a drink on me. and sis better keep me up with everything. later all
This Is How I Feel!!!
If you take a good look at the symbolism of this video, you will know how i feel... The girl is very sweet and happy in the beginning, but the sweeter she is and the happier she is to people, her heart shrinks everytime she gets dissapointed.... this is the story of my life... When people see your big heart, they just run off!!! In the beginning of the video the girl is still pure and sweet but the more disspointed she gets, the more her eart shrinks, along with her mood! I hope this video is a lesson for those who wanna contact me just for shitty talks...
Wednesday Links: Whip 'em Out Wednesday, Boobies On Paltalk, Bret Michaels, Chris Hansen, Bill Burr, Corey Haim And Feldman Video, Traveling Virus
Happy Whip 'em Out Wednesday Ladies of Paltalk, and thank you 'Boobs' for the early morning topless sleeping video! (log in and check out the 'Opie and Anthony LIVE' room to see them now!) LISTEN TO TODAY'S SHOW ON AUDIBLE (link usually active by 3pm EST) It's a beautiful day in New York area, a lot of people are going to the beach, and it's PERFECT BOSOM WEATHER! If you want to get WOWed, you might need to get your hands on a WOW STICKER. There's a few ways to go about it: 1. GO TO THIS LINK FILL OUT THE FORM, AND WE WILL MAIL YOU ONE. 2. Send a self-addressed, stamped envelope (NOT A SMALL ONE, DUMMIES) to: The Opie and Anthony Show WOW Sticker Requests 111 West 57th Street Suite 500 New York, NY 10019 3. Get yourself an OFFICIAL WOW T-SHIRT!. They come in all sizes, so no matter how much pizza, pasta, and cheesesteaks you like to eat, you can get one that fits you. CLICK HERE AND GET A SHIRT...DAG NABBIT... and then eat some beef and cheese. Spea
The Angry Chef
My friend Paul said I never show my cute side.. and I thought I would post this.. this is so cute. I laughed so hard when I saw it.. and so did my daughter.
Peace
If war is not the answer, then what is? The practical instruments of peace negotiation, aid, and development assistance, the psychological instrument of respect for human dignity and equality, and the political instruments of human, juridical, and civil rights provide a more effective, just, and moral answer. History tells us that nonviolent social movements have played a key role in bringing about significant social change. Around the world, nonviolent movements have fostered democracy, struggled for freedom, taken action for justice, protected the earth, and toiled for the survival and dignity of human beings everywhere. In the United States, many specific changes in public policy — women’s suffrage, the eight hour work day, steps to curb racial segregation, environmental safeguards, stopping the Vietnam War, limiting nuclear testing, creating the American Disabilities Act, winning labor contracts for the migrant poor through the United Farm Workers, and many others — were t
Just How Many Footlongs Can One Stuff In Their...
Good Morning and how are you? I am good. It’s hump day again. Guinness world records mean anything to you? Me either or not so much I may add. I think too many do too much to get very little recognition. The price of fame, actually not much fame comes with being in the Guinness Book of World records. Honestly I think I have seen a copy back years ago but would not care to see one now. I mean there are records as stupid as how many foot long hoagies one can fit in their bra. I think the record should be for the size required for that person and perhaps already is…another goofy ass record is that of how many wind breakers a pregnant lady can wear…I am not making these up. This by far has to be the stupidest one. How long a man can travel without air conditioning while on vacation in a mini van filled with sausage…what kind of idiot asks for that record let alone tells someone they did it? Honestly, it would not mean anything to me one way or another but I heard these little treasures on
Myspace Deletes 29,000 Sex Offenders
Tue Jul 24, 6:14 PM ET NEW YORK (Reuters) - Popular Internet social network MySpace said on Tuesday it detected and deleted 29,000 convicted sex offenders on its service, more than four times the figure it had initially reported. ADVERTISEMENT The company, owned by media conglomerate News Corp (NYSE:NWSA - news), said in May it had deleted about 7,000 user profiles that belonged to convicted offenders. MySpace attracts about 60 million unique visitors monthly in the United States. The new information was first revealed by U.S. state authorities after MySpace turned over information on convicted sex offenders it had removed from the service. "The exploding epidemic of sex offender profiles on MySpace -- 29,000 and counting -- screams for action," Connecticut Attorney General Richard Blumenthal said in a statement. Blumenthal, who led a coalition of state authorities to lobby MySpace for more stringent safeguards for minors, and other state AGs have demanded the ser
Myspace Deletes 29,000 Sex Offenders
Tue Jul 24, 6:14 PM ET NEW YORK (Reuters) - Popular Internet social network MySpace said on Tuesday it detected and deleted 29,000 convicted sex offenders on its service, more than four times the figure it had initially reported. ADVERTISEMENT The company, owned by media conglomerate News Corp (NYSE:NWSA - news), said in May it had deleted about 7,000 user profiles that belonged to convicted offenders. MySpace attracts about 60 million unique visitors monthly in the United States. The new information was first revealed by U.S. state authorities after MySpace turned over information on convicted sex offenders it had removed from the service. "The exploding epidemic of sex offender profiles on MySpace -- 29,000 and counting -- screams for action," Connecticut Attorney General Richard Blumenthal said in a statement. Blumenthal, who led a coalition of state authorities to lobby MySpace for more stringent safeguards for minors, and other state AGs have demanded the ser
Stand By Your Man
HAPPY BIRTHDAY MOM!!
June 25, 2007
Lead by example rather than instruction and see whether your pupils don't make progress by leaps and bounds. Your imagination and creativity are the best tools you have when it comes to sharing your knowledge.
Life
Life is like a path...and we all have to walk the path... As we walk...we'll find experiences like little scraps of paper in front of us along the way. We must pick up those pieces of scrap paper and put them in our pocket... Then, one day, we will have enough scraps of papers to put together and see what they say... Read the information and take it to heart." The Creator designed us to learn by trial and error. The path of life we walk is very wide. Everything on the path is sacred - what we do right is sacred - but our mistakes are also sacred. This is the Creator's way of teaching spiritual people. To criticize ourselves when we make mistakes is not part of the spiritual path. To criticize mistakes is not the Indian way. To learn from our mistakes is the Indian way. The definition of a spiritual person is someone who makes 30-50 mistakes each day and talks to the Creator after each one to see what to do next time. This is the way of the Warrior. Today let
Are You The One?????
Are you Male? Are you Single? Are you Caring? Are you Honest? Do you have a Heart? Are you Considerate? Are you Patient? Do you have a Sensitive Side? Are you Loving? Are you Breathing? Do you have a Pulse? Are YOU the ONE?
Links Within Links,blackfoot Tribe.injoy Angel.
Sub Links here an Everything.Many Hrs.of Knowledge. Links to Help you understand the Blackfoot: http://www.galileo.org/plants/kainai-html/index.html http://www.shaav.com/professional/linguistics/blackfoot.html http://www.ucalgary.ca/fp/blackfoot/ http://www.omniglot.com/writing/blackfoot.htm http://www.languagegeek.com/algon/siksika/blk_syllabarium.html http://www.angelfire.com/ar/waakomimm/language.html http://www.fp.ucalgary.ca/howed/lexicon.htm http://www.freelang.net/dictionary/blackfoot.html http://198.62.75.1/www1/pater/JPN-blackfoot.html http://www.angelfire.com/ar/waakomimm/all.html http://www.worldlanguage.com/Languages/Blackfoot.htm http://www.native-languages.org/dictionary.htm http://dmoz.org/Science/Social_Sciences/Linguistics/Languages/Natural/Algic/Blackfoot/ http://www.native-languages.org/blackfoot_animate.htm http://www.geocities.com/bigorrin/blackfoot_kids.htm Blackfoot Culture + History Links: http://www.native-l
You're My Friend, I Wanna Know About You (got This From Pita Bunny)
JUST SEND DIRECTLY TO ME IN A PRIVATE MESSAGE THEN REPOST THE EMPTY QUESTIONS AS A BULLETIN OR A BLOG AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN SOMEONE RESPONDS TO YOU AND YOUR QUESTIONS..... ============================================= 1.)Q. Can you cook? 2.)Q. What was your dream growing up? 3.)Q. What talent do you wish you had? 4.)Q. If I bought you a drink what would it be? 5.)Q. Favorite vegetable? 6.)Q. What was the last book you read? 7.)Q. What zodiac sign are you ? 8.)Q. Any Tattoos and/or Piercings? 9.)Q. Worst Habit? 10.)Q. If you saw me walking down the street would you offer me a ride? 11.)Q. What is your favorite sport? 12.)Q. Negative or Optimistic attitude? 13.)Q. What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator with me? 14.)Q. Worst thing to ever happen to you? 15.)Q. Tell me one weird fact about you: 16.)Q. Do you have any pets? 17.)Q. What if I showed up at your house unexpectedly?
M.i. A
Hello all Sorry I have not been here but life sometimes gets you. I have been very very busy with personal and Business issues. Hopefully I will be back real soon. For all those who helped me in the contest I want to say thank you so so very much I greatly appreciate it. Congrads to all the winners as well. I will be popping in from time to time when I can and try to catch up on my rates and mums and stuff. I hope all is well with you guys. Much love and respect Ms.Ladee
Playmate Contest
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Dreaming...
The hardest part of dreaming about someone you love is having to wake up.
Play Mat Contest
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Red Hot Chili Peppers/snow
Snow (Hey Oh)By Red Hot Chili PeppersBest Video Codes
Nelly /girlfriend,remix
Girlfriend (remix)By NellyBest Video Codes
Worldometers...
this is a site that shows a number of things happening in the world everyday...Quite amazing if you ask me, sad thing is the population is growing and soon there will be no place for us on earth...you figure out the rest...check out this site, tell us what you think:) thanks! http://www.worldometers.info/
And What Do U Do As Comming?lol
Fact Sheet On The Blackfoot Tribe
Native American Facts For Kids was written for young people in search of Blackfeet information for school or home-schooling reports. We encourage students and teachers to visit our main Blackfoot website for in-depth information about the tribe, but here are our answers to the questions we are most often asked by children, with Blackfoot pictures and links we believe are suitable for all ages. Photographs are the property of the sources we have credited. Blackfoot Tribe Is the name of the tribe "Blackfoot" or "Blackfeet"? Where did this name come from? "Blackfoot" is the English translation of the word siksika, which means "black foot." It refers to the dark colored moccasins the people wear. Some Blackfoot people are annoyed by the plural "Blackfeet," which is obviously an anglicization. But most Blackfoot people accept both terms. "Blackfoot" is more commonly used in Canada, and "Blackfeet" is more commonly used in the United States. Where do the
Late Night Nonsense
what would you do, if you found your ass in cali, call your momma in maui, but she's out back mixin a brew. so ya sittin on the road side, pouting about having no map, some punk just calls you a sap, walks past tellin ya to let it slide. soon night shall fall and you suck, two dollars you want from a hooker, she laughs and throws a pressure cooker, this outcome is seen for you didn't duck. if you read this short bit start to end, you might be wondering bout your mind, are you sane or is your brain in a bind, you don't have far, loony farm around the bend. your momma might not call you, your daddy is lost in vietnam, your brother,oh, died from spam. they'll feed you jello and its fresh too. now that your locked up, this adventure is gonna end, a farewell to you i do now lend, now take your meds from that small cup.
Nelly/over An Over ,feat.tim Mcgraw
Over and Over (Featuring Tim McGraw)By NellyBest Video Codes
Act Of Kindness Please Don't Let Me Stand Alone
I believe this is Lisa. As a mater of fact I don't know her at all and I can't recall how she ended up on my friend list.. I don't think that her and I have ever even spoke. I came across her sticky bulletin and it said do to real life personal reasons she will be leaving Fubar once her VIC runs out at the end of this month. SxyLisa/Owner Of Elite Hotties/ F.A.R. Mem / R/L Ms. CT DADDY@ fubar Everyone she is 3,000,000 points from becoming a Godmother. Shes currently sitting at level 24. Her boyfriend ~CT FUBAR DADDY™~ ~THE TEXAS FU-KI... wants to see to it that before she leaves that she makes it to the top. Hopefully she will be willing to let him do this for her before she deletes her account. This is by far the largest act of kindness I have taken on during my time her at Fubar-CT. This can not only be him and I working on it. This will take everyone who see this blog and soon to be a never ending bulletin So go show her page all the love you can muster up. I will ne
Life Cycle
LIFE CYCLE - watch closely and just wait for all the changes. This is pretty awesome (and from a technical side, especially for a .gif file)... I hope you like it.. I loved this when I saw it.
Nelly/air Force One
Air Force OnesBy NellyBest Video Codes
Nelly/batter Up
Batter Up f/ St. LunaticsBy NellyBest Video Codes
Mcdonalds Goes To Africa
Well, it has been confirmed, McDonald's has reached Africa!
From The Bulletin Board, Help For Those Who Arent Aware Of How Fubar Works :)
Please be kind and fan and rate all of your friends... First... Someone asked me... How do you rate a page... You go to the person's profile Look to the right side of the page, under the Blast box, and you see this: You then click either the 10 or 11 :D Now, someone else asked me, how do you become a fan... Look to the left side of the page, under the Alerts box (My Bar Tab), and you see this: Click the one that suits what you want to do :)
Nell/shake Your Tailfeathers
Shake Ya TailfeatherBy NellyBest Video Codes
Dean Martin Roast
Dean Martin cracks me the hell up.. that is why I posted it.
Hinder/lips Of An Angel
Lips Of An AngelBy HinderBest Video Codes
Amber Alert For The State Of Idaho!
ATTENTION: There is an Amber Alert in your area. Please CLICK HERE to find out more information. Missing From: 100 Fairview Ave W, Meridian, ID Missing Date: 7/24/2007 12:00 AM Contact: Meridian Police Department 208-377-6790 Circumstances: Suspect forced the victims vehicle to stop in the road and then forced all occupants into his vehicle. Information is still being gathered on the children. Suspect is known to carry a knife. Possibly headed to Los Angeles, CA Missing ChildName: Lovan Vasquez Skin Color: Hispanic Age: 11 Gender: Male Name: Ann Ortiz Skin Color: Hispanic Age: 9 Gender: Female Description: Goes by Gabby Name: Alex Farfan Skin Color: Hispanic Age: 14 Days Gender: Male SuspectName: Jaime Farfan-Soto Hair Color: Brown Eye Color: Brown Skin Color: Hispanic Age: 23 Height: 5'7" Weight: 150 lbs. Gender: Male Description: Hair pulled into a pony tail; wearing a black T-shirt Vehicle Information Make: Ford Model: Explorer
Unsuccessful Parole
I have just got back out of prison since my last blog. I never was able to find an income when work came to a stand-still. Desperate for a way to pay our rent, my roommate and I went on a mission of stealing copper from an abandoned train yard. we got busted, but fortunately only got charged w a trespassing misdemeanor. My PO was going to give me a 90 day santion, but was unable to because I had less than 3 months remaining on parole. So, he revoked the full parole. Somehow I was able to post bail on the misdemeanor and move all my property to my friend Belinda's apartment. I turned myself back in, as to not make matters worse. I was sent to a Level II in Grants, NM. While inside, my roomate appearantly cause problems for Belinda; stealing and hitting her. She kicked him out before I was released, filed charges, and got a restraining order aginst him. Now, I am out again with her support. My PO ordered me not to be around him anymore which I feel is not a bad idea after all that he's d
One Soda A Day May Boost Risk For Heart Disease
One Soda a Day May Boost Risk for Heart Disease Drinking just one soft drink a day — whether diet or regular — may boost your risk of getting heart disease, a new study shows. That is because a soda habit increases the risk of developing a condition called metabolic syndrome, according to the new research, and that in turn boosts the chance of getting both heart disease and diabetes. "Even one soda per day increases your risk of developing metabolic syndrome by about 50 percent," says Ramachandran Vasan, MD, professor of medicine at Boston University School of Medicine and the senior author of the study, published in the July 31 issue of the American Heart Association's journal Circulation. To be diagnosed with metabolic syndrome, three of five criteria must be met: a large waistline, elevated blood pressure, elevated fasting blood sugar, elevated fasting triglycerides, or reduced HDL or "good" cholesterol. "This study adds to the wealth of scientific evidence that sugar
Dream Play House Has A New Look Come Check It Out
OWNER OF DREAM PLAY HOUSE
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Chain me up Beat me bruise me Let me suffer Worthless shell With no inner core Hollow be thyself Only in a name From which I dwell Feeding off decaying Memories of pain Foremost part at the end Sow up my eyes Let me never speak again No friend have I found With true intent Only lies and lovers Cruel beyond repent No more do I want What I thought I need Barren is my heart Never to breath Suffocate me Make me dead Can't you see All the twisted Vile thoughts that That dance in my head You will never know How many tears I have cried The pain the fills Me from within How I tremble To hear myself speak Never wanting to be Around anyone Longing for affection Passion of creatures Never to be me
Its Only A Number
Fuck you and your thinking All of you are demented Unto yourselves Don't you know that others Life in the world You only look to you Center of your own universe Fuck you all for wanting More then you deserve Look around you Fuck you all Trying to take whats mine Die on your cross For the last time Give yourself a pat on the back For doing nothing But taking all I hope one day You'll feel the gift You have given to others The pain free from you Pay others to do the dirty work Die for your thinking Closed minded In your closed off world Get out of your shell Live in the world Can't you see What's before your eyes Fuck all of you Just die die die Numbers before you Making your choices Don't look at what's inside Just on the numbers Its only a number
Let Me Go
Let me go Dream of the Day and night In which I never had Let me go Into the unknown Laughing inside As I stumble Let me go After the one That I have Not seen Let me go Last breath taken No words spoken Arise from the ash Let me go Where I have Always been Inner hell Let me go Just let me go Not as if Caring was for me Never has anyone Looked into my eyes With love Never has my hand Been filled with another Walking down the beach Let me go To the lonely feelings Of the life I have known Let the burning rejection Flower in my heart Turning my blood cold My soul which Knows all Forgets to let it's self go So please me Let me go.
Pleasure
I am all abot pleasure, pleasing a women sexually is a very simple task just as leaving someone in suspense is simple. giving oral sex is a pleasurable thing that women tento enjoy. Most women sww a man with his tongue peirced will make the assumption that he is a " pussy eater" are they correct? I hope so. I know the reason i have my tongue peirced is to try to enhance my skills at eating pussy. this blog is not to offend any one but to the women dop you feel as though a guy with a tongue ring enhances his skills?
Four Stages Of Life
The four stages of life: Yep! That about sums it up!
Fantasy, Reality Harry Potter And Total Death
I am attaching to the bottom of this my friend Ian's blog. What I hear form him, is not dis- smiler to what I have heard so many people say. It started at the end of book 4 of Harry Potter and the reality sunk in that even in a fantasy world, evil is out to destroy everything. The innocent fun is gone. The illusion is shattered by the knowledge that evil is out to destroy, even in a virtual fantasy world. Voldemort, Latin for "total death" comes and there is no neutral ground. No one can hide and everyone could die. How did the cute children's story end up like this? The same way that it happened to the Lord of the Rings. History of the times we live in soak into the very fiber of our being and whether we admit it or not, we are effected by evil of our time. A fantasy story about a battle reflects the battle of our lives. What side will be be on? Do we choose life? Or total death? Sitting on your ass and letting evil happen won't save you. You will be consumed as well. It is
Good Morning?
It is not a good sign for me to be up blogging at 3 a.m.! Yep, I'm awake, meditating on the transgressions of the world, lol! Heady stuff. The energy flow this week has been f**ked up! My language always deteriorates at this hour of the morning, lmao! Please forgive me!! Everyone is on edge. I've spent most of my time at work keeping everyone calm! And I'm journaling to keep my thoughts and insights in some kind of order. The planet Venus goes into Retrograde on Friday July 27th. Venus usually deals with relationship issues! This time will be our relationship with money, lol, as well as, other relationships. I'm hearing that it's time to get a grip on our financial situations, spending issues; time to really take a look at the garbage we purchase. Comes at an opportune time as I'm trying to simplify and streamline my life and belongings! My "anchor" and I have reached some Cosmic agreement of sorts, lol. We are no longer tugging the daylights out of each. btw, I finally figure
Blame Your Fate Part 1
The tears flow down from my eyes An endless waterfall of pain and fear Last chance to hold the element of love Dropped from my hands that were reaching out A person that meant so much to me To greet me in the morning Her smile so bright as the sun. Clouds that are dark now gloom my life She has disappeared from my cascading sight In my heart she holds within memories That will never go away Too hard for me to walk one step All I want and could need more than ever. Her kindness that she was willing to let me have Now it feels like a curse on the actions I took The only person I can blame is myself Grief for someone that isn't dead physically But in a way I don't believe my dreams will come true Speak the phrase that what I was told over and over Don't worry on many things when many things have yet to come. Part of me wants to forget about the one Who helped me smile My mind wants to move on but I refuse to coexist I was too slow and not strong to make that c
I Hurt Someones Internet Feelings...my Bad
BossBitch 2007-07-24 15:42:21 Say Lil Mama I Don't Need Ya Hatin On My mum Ya Heard ~~ ... member is Stepped away 2007-7-25 1:23:29 Well mama...nothing personal and no hating involved..I was just stating an opinion..thats what the mumms are for... Am sure you got more bashing in the mumms worse then my lil comment of "not this crap again"... So tip for you ...do not take the comments personal they are not directed at you ..but the topic of the mumm... Hope you have a Nice day...
Fetish..
I'm discovering that My fetish in particular is a very difficult one to have. It's sometimes a costly one,too if you talk dollars. But,even money can make things possible sometimes, then there are trust issues involved in meeting people in general that goes both ways.Though, I'm always willing to take a risk into the unknown to satisfy my craving,need,my dreaded fetish of mine.. Now let me ask: Just how fucking hard is it to get women to step,stomp,walk all over me and/or allow me foot-worship? Even when I Offer to pay some decent easy cash,It seems as if it would have been easier for me to be a coke&heroine addict. I'm not asking for people to fuck me,or marry me..you'd think there would be women out there who'd wanna fuck up a guy with wicked stomps! It would probably be easier to get fucked on this site than pursuing my particular fetish I've seemingly have been cursed with.Fuck. ]>-/> -NOT getting enough foot-play in life-
Ghost Story
What is the force that binds the stars I wore this mask to hide my scars What is the power that pulls the tide I never could find a place to hide What moves the Earth around the sun What could I do but run and run and run Afraid to love, afraid to fail A mast without a sail The moon's a fingernail and slowly sinking Another day begins and now I'm thinking That this indifference was my invention When everything I did sought your attention You were my compass star You were my measure You were a pirate's map A buried treasure If this was all correct The last thing I'd expect The prosecution rests It's time that I confess: I must have loved you
It Seems I Have Gotten The Attention Of Ones I Never Wanted To Deal With...
As some of you know but probably not many. I am still in Europe dealing with things I wished I never even heard of... I don't know when I shall return. I am thankful to Jean Claude. He has sent help. I can't really explain much online as the internet connection over here sucks and Neither of us trusts this means of communicating. I have been gone for TWO months and in that time I have dealt with terrors even I could not imagine. I have been able a few times and for limited time to get on the internet. I would have been on more if at all possible. It is late now and I must retire to sleep. A sleep filled with nightmares I may add for they won't even allow moi to sleep peacefully. It would be funny if it wasn't such a serious issue. It would be funny if they didn't try to kill Louis for merely a thought. It would be funny if the leader (who I refuse to even say her name) wasn't a whole hell of a lot more powerful than Akasha ever was. It would be funny if they didn't fe
Collide
The dawn is breaking A light shining through You're barely waking And I'm tangled up in you Yeah I'm open, you're closed Where I follow, you'll go I worry I won't see your face Light up again Even the best fall down sometimes Even the wrong words seem to rhyme Out of the doubt that fills my mind I somehow find You and I collide I'm quiet you know You make a first impression I've found I'm scared to know I'm always on your mind Even the best fall down sometimes Even the stars refuse to shine Out of the back you fall in time I somehow find You and I collide Even the best fall down sometimes Even the wrong words seem to rhyme Out of the doubt that fills your mind You finally find You and I collide You finally find You and I collide You finally find You and I collide
Part 2
"I wish we were 69 right now, your sweet lips wrapped around my hard shaft sucking the cum out of me while I vigorously finger fuck that tight...wet pussy and lick and suck your tiny clit making you moan with your back still to me you slide your spread thighs down my body making your way onto my lap, wet and anxious you grab him with your hand... ...as you lower yourself onto my throbbing hard cock, you feel his entire gurth opening you up as you slide on top of him, your wetness allowing you to impale yourself on my thick shaft with ease as I watch him dissappear inside you. I see you start to lean forward as you spread your... legs slight farther apart. I place my hands on your back as I watch raise your ass until barely the head of my anxious cock is inside you... only to watch your hips lower and you moan as she slides down the entire length of him... with a quicking pace your impale your self even faster on my throbbing member feeling every thick inch bringing you closer..
Today Sucks
I never thought I would ever feel this way. Tonight I am ready to go to bed I was tired but I have been talking with a friend. and my home phone rings. I needed to pick it up I knew immediately it was bad news Tuesday night after 11:45 Well it seems my little sister patricia. she was 10 years younger than I was fighting with her husband. took one of his firearms and ended her life. 28 years old fucked up marraige but WHY PATTY WHY Why end it I would of come and got you. Now I have to explain to my sons what happened they wont have their aunt at any weddings births graduations NOTHING I cant stop thinking of it. We may have had differences in the past but you are my sister. Unconditional love. You were the baby. You were finally putting your head on straight then this. At a time to be happy all we have is sadness. I cant believe you are gone little sister. I will be gone from the net for a long time. I need time to think and clear my head. I dont want
Some My More Lurid Thoughts... Part 1...
...sitting in this chair, you come over and reach down to grab my thick hard cock, stroking it while reach around the back of your head... ...to press my lips up against yours. My left hand travels down your body until it feels the moistness inbetween your legs as you tremble from...the way i touch you. I feel your lips travel down my chest, past my navel, to wrapping around him, slowly taking him into your mouth while...stroking him. You feel my fingers plunge deeper into you as I moan from the feel of your lips and tongue on my thick rod... wanting to bury myself into you, i motion you to get up and face away from me. I pull you on top of me, oh so slowly sliding him into you... ...as you feel your self filling up, my lips kiss and lightly suck along the side of your neck, my right hand fondling your breasts while my... ...left gently rubs your button below as you feel me plunge deep into you...i feel your arms reach back to wrap around my head, as you impale yourself faster and f
So That's How It's Gonna Be...you Damn Right It Is...
Most likely, what's fixing to happen is...I'm shutting down the Plus Size Pinups Site and starting all over...While I was away, there were a handfull of my ladies who remained faithful and kept their *PS Pinup Girl* section of their Fubar name...Those of you who didn't either decided not to wear it, or got bored with it...Whichever it was, that's ok, I'm not mad at you, but I wish you could have shown a little faith! So...As it stands, by the end of the week if your name hasn't changed back to what it was, you will be deleted OR, and yes, I said OR...You can suggest some other name to go on yours...It has to be directly related to the site. I want girls who are proud of the title and will carry it so. I need positive females who are willing to cooperate with the TINY, and FEW rules this proud site requires...
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Mtv News (video): Daily Headlines
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The American Idol Monopoly
Okay, so really my need for a new post comes because I realized that my post about Reba was my last one. And, I realized I needed a new one pronto. I certainly didn't want brand new reader to my blog to think that is who I am, right? A bona-fide Reba-lover?? (okay, so secretly I am).So, I am sitting here watching Tuesday's American Idol, and I'm thinking "why bother"? I already know I will probably not watch it tomorrow and Thursday. That is just TOO big of a committment. Three days? Seriously? That is crazy. And what is crazier is that millions will do it. And you know what else? All networks are terrified to put anything against it because it will fail. So, then you have networks shying away from putting their good shows on Tues, Wed and Thursdays during that time slot, so there is crap on the other stations. So, where are we? Well, since there is nothing else good on, we end up watching American Idol. See? A monopoly. I'm sure they'll get sued eventually. Oh dear. We have Jarrod com
~he Should Have Used His Manners!~ Lol
This is what happens when MEN don't follow the rule ... "LADIES FIRST!"
To All My Friends And Such.... If U Love Me U'll Read This.... Lol
COME HELP ME COMMENT ON MY FRIENDS PAGE!!! SHE'S IN SOME SORT OF CONTEST AND IS TRYING TO GET LIKE 12,000 COMMENTS!!!! WE NEED A LOT OF HELP!!! LEMME KNOW WHEN U GET THERE!!! PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE WITH WHIP CREAM CHERRIES AND ME ON TOP???? MWAHS AND MUCH LOVE TO YOU ALL!!!http://fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=221890&albumid=439540&i=1328331391
Life As I Know It Right Now .....7/24/07
Well wow life.....as of right now life is going along nice....I have a couple jobs to pick from.. i just dont know what one to take...i really want the job at the YMCA or at LaneBryant.....i love working with kids,so that works great with the YMCA, and i love to shop and love to shop at LaneBryant.....but anyhow damn this sucks i have no idea what job to take.....Im lined up to start working at Giant here in Gettysburg...but im not sure i really want to work there...if i pick Giant then i have to work in the Seafood....i dont know if i want to come home everyday smelling like fish...and that means i have to get the lobster out and touch them...i dont know about that part...but ohh well we will see what job i take and ill keep ya posted on what one i take....Damn i wish i would have found a job right away when i got back home here cause my girl Joanie asked me to come out to Oceanside Cal....to help her back and move into her new house cause her husband is going out to sea that day...so
Rofl! Sex Burns Calories (a Must Read)
How many calories do we burn during sex The diet literature explains calories burned while jogging, playing tennis or golfing, but similar information concerning sexual activity has, until now, been unavailable. Yet, a survey of 206,000,000 people indicated that 96% devote more time and effort to sex than jogging, tennis, or golf, and we felt that the time was right for a new type of sex manual. EXAMPLES: 1 hr. intensive foreplay Burns Off: 1 slice (large) chocolate cake. 25 min. nonstop lovemaking Burns Off: 2 slices of pizza with cheese & mushrooms. 53 min. of kissing partner Burns Off: 1 cheeseburger with 14 french fries. 53 minutes kissing yourself Burns Off: Christmas turkey with all the trimmings. PREPARING THE BEDROOM Includes setting the snooze alarm and dimming the lights: 42 (calories burned) ADDITIONAL LAST MINUTE PREPARATIONS Hiding the sex manual: 3 Decanting the wine: 4 Without a corkscrew: 268 MAKING THE FIRST MOVE If you are s
Astrological Explanation Of Leo
LEO (July 23 - Aug. 22)-- If you fuck up just once with a Leo...That's IT. Don't be expecting them to take you back. They are not willing victims, after all, they CHOSE you...you screwed up? They can UN-Choose you just the same. They live for Menage a Trois...or Qua...or Cinco....anything in a group is okay as long as they are in the middle. Leos also like bubble baths. Once you start with a Leo...do not think you can just turn their emotions on or off like a switch...they demand satisfaction. NOW. All the stress in the world ends up in the Leo neck...They need neckrubs...they feel like they have the entire weight of the world on their head. If its kinky, a Leo has probably done it..You know Madonna's a LEO, right? She masters the Madonna/Whore/Goddess thing pretty well, huh? I wonder why? Could it be cause shes a fuckin' LEO? yep. Valmont was probably a Leo. They probably have the movie at home. Get out your furry gloves and faux mink whips for this kitten. they love soft floggers
Bathing, Working, Posting? (level Up? Photo Max!)
Good Morning! UK time that is. I'm noticing alot of you are from the US. So, think of this message...as one...from THE FUTURE! ahhh. 5 hours in the future that is. I have a conundrum. Apparently I have uploaded too many pictures. I've maxed it out, and can't upload anymore until I reach level 11? This is a a problem, as I took these really sexy pictures the other day, and I'm dying to post them. My question to you, my friends, and fans, on fubar...which set should I take down? The bathtub? Risque? or...white robe? Or should I keep them up, be patient, and wait to level up? Input is helpful! Have a good day!
Calling All My Friends
I am hireing staff for my lounge all but dj spots are open if you want a job hit me up all my current staff is to contact me or i will be pulling mods no more inactive fucking mods in my lounge i am sorry if it pisses you off but i am doing it and i am doing a list of rules now if you do not like it 2 fucking bad and i found my crimnal back round that is good enough Thank You ~ Lost In The Dark ~
Zoot Suit Riot
Who's that whisperin' in the trees? It's two sailors and they're on leave Pipes and chains and swingin' hands Who's your daddy? Yes I am Fat cat came to play Now he can't run fast enough You'd best stay away When the pushers come to shove Zoot suit riot throw back a bottle of beer Zoot suit riot Pull a comb through your coal black hair Zoot suit riot throw back a bottle of beer Zoot suit riot Pull a comb through your coal black hair Blow Daddy! A whipped up jitterbuggin' brown eyed man A stray cat frontin' up an eight-piece band Cut me Sammy and you'll understand In my veins hot music ran You got me in a sway and I want to swing you done Now you sailors know Where your women come for love Zoot suit riot Throw back a bottle of beer Zoot suit riot Pull a comb through your coal black hair You're in a Zoot suit riot You're in a Zoot suit riot You're in a Zoot suit riot (random gibberish) Oh you got me in a sway and I want to s
Sheeesh!
Busier than a one legged man in an ass-kicking contest, I'm trying to get everything together at work before I haul ass to Vegas on Friday! Building rockets is not a boring job, but sometimes I need a break. Anybody want to meet a bunch of crazies in Vegas? It's my birthday! WooHoo! I wanted to say thank you to all the great folks who stop by to say hi and leave me kind words, I swear I'll have more time soon to return the favor! :)
Zoot Suit Riot
Foamy The Squirrel
If you've never watched him before then your missing out.
Things That Make You Go Hrmmmmmmmmmm
ok, i was doing a search on new movies that have come out in the past few months and came across one that didnt see a wide release that really looked funny and cool, its called Fido it stars carrie ann moss from the matrix movies, from what i can find it didnt even earn more than 300,000 dollars at the box office, from a message board the producers said that if it went over well in new york and la that they would release it wider well if you do advertise it well then it wont go over well if you ask me i mean there wasnt even any kinda viral ads out for this movie. if i was in charge of the studio that paid to have the movie made i would be pissed at the producers of it and would demand answers as to why it wasnt doing well
Silk
I promise you will love this silk; will love the feel of it around your wrists and ankles. I promise you will beg for me; will beg me to hold you harder, kiss you harder, enter you. I promise I will slide like silk into and out of you and you will feel me as I knock that little guy right out of his boat... I promise that my tongue will make you squirm; my tongue will find your places and will make you wish you had just one hand free to push my head a little deeper, faster, deeper into you. But, I promise to go slowly and to make it last so long that the silk begins to fray and you are running out of sweat. I promise not to promise any more than I can deliver and to whisper all these words (into your ear) as smooth as silk. © All rights reserved Scott Adelmann
Life
NO ONE CARE ANYMORE ABOUT WHO THEY HURT. AS LONG AS THEY R HAPPPY AND THAT IS FUCKED UP. WELL IM DONE. IM GOING TO BE ONE OF YA ALL I DONT CARE ANYMORE. I JUST WISH THAT IS EVERY ONE IS HAPPY AND DOING GOOD AND HAPPY. BUT WHO CARE WHO U HURT ON YOUR WAY RIHGT IM JUST THE CRAZY BITCH THAT IS MAKEING SHIT UP. BUT IM NOT ALL ABOUT THAT I DONT LIKE TO SEE PPL HURT.
Freddie Mercury "love Kills" Lyrics
Freddie Mercury - Love Kills Lyrics (Giorgio Moroder and Freddie Mercury) Love don't give no compensation, love don't pay no bills Love don't give no indication, love just won't stand still Love kills, drills you through your heart Love kills, scars you from the start It's just a living pastime, ruining your heartline Stays for a lifetime, won't let you go Coz love (love) love (love) love won't leave you alone Love won't take no reservations, love is no square deal Hey love don't give no justification, it strikes like cold steel Love kills, drills you through your heart Love kills, scars you from the start It's just a living pastime, burning your lifeline Gives you a hard time won't let you go Coz love (love) love (love) love won't leave you alone Hey love can play with your emotions Open invitation to your heart Hey love kills Play with your emotions Open invitation to your heart (to your heart) Love kills (love kills), hey hey, love kills (love kills)
I Am Pagan
I am a Pagan. I am a part of the whole of Nature. The Rocks, the Animals, the Plants, the Elements, are my relatives. Other Humans are my sisters and brothers, whatever their races, colors, or sexual preferences. The Earth is my Mother and the Sky is my Father. The Sun and the Moon are my Grandparents, and the Stars my Ancestors. I am a part of this large family of Nature, not the master of it. I have my own special part to play and I seek to play that part to the best of my ability. I seek to live in harmony with others in the family of Nature, treating others with respect not abuse. I am a Pagan. I celebrate the changing seasons, the turning of the Wheel of the Year, with music, feasting, rituals, and celebrations. Samhain, or Halloween, is a time for paying homage to my ancestors and friends who have passed into the Spirit world and a time for gazing into the future. Yule, the Winter Solstice, is a festival of Peace, Light, and the Celebration of the
Queen "love Of My Life" Wikipedia Entry
Love of My Life From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia Jump to: navigation, search "Love of My Life" "Love of My Life" cover Song by Queen from the album A Night at the Opera Recorded 1975 Genre Rock ballad Length 3:39 Writer(s) Freddie Mercury Producer(s) Queen A Night at the Opera track listing The Prophet's Song (8) "Love of My Life" (9) Good Company (10) "Love of My Life (live)" Image:Luvlifej.jpg Single by Queen from the album Live Killers B-side(s) "Now I'm Here" (live) Released June 29, 1979 Format vinyl record (7") Recorded 1979 Length 4:59 Label EMI Peak chart positions * #1 (Argentina, Brazil) * #63 (UK) Queen singles chronology "Mustapha" (1979) "Love of My Life" (live) (1979) "Crazy Little Thing Called Love" (1979) Love of My Life is a ballad from the album A Night at the Opera by English rock band Queen. A live release of the single reached number 1 in Argentina and Brazil respectively, in 1979. The preceding t
101 Greatest Quotes From George Carlin!
1. I don't have pet peeves — I have major psychotic fucking hatreds! 2. Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that. 3. Swimming is not a sport. Swimming is a way to keep from drowning. That's just common sense! 4. A house is just a place to keep your stuff while you go out and get more stuff. 5. Have you ever noticed that their stuff is shit and your shit is stuff? 6. I wanna live. I don't wanna die. That's the whole meaning of life: Not dying! I figured that shit out by myself in the third grade. 7. I used to be Irish Catholic. Now I'm an American — you know, you grow. 8. You can't fight City Hall, but you can goddamn sure blow it up. 9. If the Cincinnati Reds were really the first major league baseball team, who did they play? 10. Honesty may be the best policy, but it's important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy. 11. If it's true that our species is alone in
*mean Mom's (like Me) & Grandma's*
Let me start this blog off with.....I am so glad I came across this today, as I too often feel like the ONLY kind of mom like explained below...and I try SOOO HARD to NOT let my kids get away with what SOOO/TOOO many other kids get away with because of how Phucked up kids are these days! I broke down last night, because I am so tired of hearing my lil girls tell me they 'hate' me because I won't let them do/have whatever they want and even have to keep my kids from other kids because of how the 'other' kids parent's NOT being a mean mom and their child/ren are SOOOOO NAUGHTY and disrespectful! ARGHHHH..... K, here it is... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Mean Moms & Grandmas Someday when my children are old enough to Understand the logic that motivates a parent, I will Tell them, as my Mean ol Mom told me: I loved you Enough . . . To ask where you were going, with whom, And what time you would be home. I loved you enough to be silent and let you Dis
Downraters
I just got hit by Four downraters back to back. They all rated me 2's and 3's . Dont people realize that it takes longer to down rate than it does to give a 10. Sorry that just makes me mad , why they got to that??????
New Kind Of Milf
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Randomness
work sucks! my feet hurt. i went tanning in a tanning bed for the first time ever today. it was nice. the heat felt good on my back muscles. i tan good outside but a friend offered to pay and i was like ah what the hell ill give it a try. i have to work again tomorrow. but thats it again til sunday! woot! thursday im buying the new harry potter book. i cannot wait! its late, im tired. bye!
Kentucky Women
Kentucky Women For those of you girls not from Kentucky--take note. Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given their new wives duties. The first man had married a woman from Georgia and had told her that she was going to do dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple days, but on the third day he came home to a clean house and dishes washed and put away. The second man had married a woman from Tenneessee. He had given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking. The first day he didn't see any results but the next day he saw it was better. By the third day he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done and there was a huge dinner on the table. The third man had married a girl from Kentucky. He told her that her duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything,
Put My Fire Out
from the first moment our eyes met.. the hunger was there.. week after week we simply fed off each others looks.. and flirting.. so one day, i said... Brandon, would you like to come to my house Thursday night and let me make you a martini.. i do make the best your have ever put your lips to. MMM.. there was a knock at my door, my big strong fireman, ready to play. we had our drinks, and settled on the couch, small talk, knowing that talk was not what we both were wanting. soon, i asked, would you like to see my bedroom.. he was amazed at how sexy and charming i kept my secret little place. i told him to lay down and let me massage his back.. after all, thats what i do for a living.. mmm.. and the muscles this man possesses.. are unreal.. like every womans dream.. as i started rubbing the breath starts to quicken between us, becoming more labored, and filled with lust..and with that all the fantasies he and i shared started to become a reality. mmm. and how he likes to lick my
Friends
SENT AN ANGEL TO WATCH OVER YOU LAST NIGHT BUT IT CAME BACK I ASKED WHY? AND IT SAID THAT ANGLES DON'T WATCHOVER ANGELS! *SEND THIS TO ALL THE PEOPLE YOU REALLY CARE ABOUT *20 angels are in this world, 10 are sleeping 9 are playing AND 1 is reading this comment, SEND this to 10 friends including me AND if you get back 5 replies, someone you love will surprise you
The Best Love Letter I've Ever Recieved
I know I told you about my experience that I had last night but I wanted to talk you more about it because It was almost disturbing. I'm feeling as if somehow I opened something up. Like I opened a hole to the spiritual world. I don't think it was any kind of coincidence that you were telling me about your dream. I have this strong feeling there was purpose to our conversation. There was a purpose for you being on the phone with me. Like it wasn't just random chance I happened to be talking to you at the exact time this experience happened. I feel as though you were meant to be there. You were there for a reason. As if to save me from my own darkness. I can't stop thinking about it. I can't stop thinking of what, it was supposed to mean. I can't stop thinking that you are meant to be in my life. I can't stop thinking ..(Sorry too private).... I can't stop thinking about the feelings that I felt during that short period of time. It just made me think how unprepared I am for what's a
Queen "love Of My Life" Lyrics
Love Of My Life Lyrics Artist(Band):Queen Love Of My Life Lyrics Love of my life - you've hurt me You've broken my heart and now you leave me Love of my life can't you see Bring it back, bring it back Don't take it away from me Because you don't know - What it means to me Love of my life - don't leave me You've taken my love and now desert me Love of my life can't you see Bring it back, bring it back Don't take it away from me Because you don't know - What it means to me You will remember - When this is blown over And everything's all by the way - When I grow older I will be there at your side to remind you How I still love you - I still love you Back - hurry back please bring it back home to me Because you don't know What it means to me Love of my life Love of my life ... Oooh, oooh...
*rolling Around Like A Pig In Shit*
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Leave The Pieces
You're not sure that you love me But you're not sure enough to let me go Baby it ain't fair You know you just keep me hanging round You say you don't wanna hurt me Don't wanna see my tears So why are you still standing here Just watching me drown And it's alright Yeah, I'll be fine Don't worry about this heart of mine Just, take your love and hit the road Cause nothing you can do or say You're gonna break my heart anyway So just leave the pieces when you go Now you can drag out the heartache Baby you can make it quick You can get it over with and let me move on Don't concern yourself with this mess you left for me I can clean it up you see Just as long as your gone You're not making up your mind It's killin' me You're wasting time I need so much more then that Leave the pieces when you go
If You're Going Through Hell (before The Devil Even Knows)
Well you know those times when you feel like There's a sign there on your back That says I don't mind if you kick me, seems like everybody has Things go from bad to worse You think it can't get worse than that And then they do You step off the straight and narrow And you don't know where you are Used the needle of your compass, to sew up your broken heart Ask directions from a genie in a bottle of jim beam And she lies to you That's when you learn the truth If you're goin' through hell keep on going Don't slow down if you're scared don't show it You might get out before the devil even knows you're there I've been deep down in that darkness I've been down to my last match Felt a hundred different deamons breathin' fire down my back And I knew that if I stumbled I'd fall right into the trap That they were layin' But the good news is there's angels everywhere out on the street Holdin' out a hand to pull you back up on your feet The one's
What Are You Communicating?
What are you communicating? As there is the impulse from within, and as that impulse is recognized by the tools of manifestation, communication takes place, communication from the infinite well of consciousness merging with that which is the application of consciousness in the world in which you live. It is important to recognize that all communication, all movement of creative energy has a source deep within the consciousness of the soul. There is only one voice speaking, but it has many vibrations, many sounds, and many projections of consciousness that are then translated and taken into the manifested realm. Have you noticed that in communications in the outer realm there is often a response to that which is being created, and that the response is often based upon that which is of the emotional, intellectual or physical nature? Communication from that perspective might be said to be reactive or certainly conditional upon the events and the environment in which the communi
Have A Plan
Have a plan If you don't have a plan, random circumstances will make one for you. And you probably won't like it much. Decide what you would like and go for it. Success is no more complicated than that. The energy and time you spend can either bring you toward your dreams or it can keep you in the service of someone else's dream. Choose to follow your own dreams. Explore your own most deeply held values and purposes. Decide precisely how you would like your world and your life to be. The most dismal failures are not caused by the inability to reach a goal. Those failures are the result of not having a clear enough and meaningful enough goal. Know exactly where you intend to go, and you're much more likely to get there. Have a plan, follow it with persistence, and enjoy being where you sincerely choose to be. -- Ralph Marston -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Copyright ©2007 Ralph S. Marston, Jr
What Comes After "i'm Sorry"
What Comes After "I'm Sorry" By Jackie Woods Have you ever given or received an apology and felt the issue was over? All too often the words, "I'm sorry," are used to bring closure to a broken promise. Actually those words should be the beginning instead of the end of a subject. Instead of stepping over the breach of trust that has happened to your relationship, it would be better to acknowledge that damage has been done and commit to repair it. An apology can be the beginning of relationship expansion rather than just the end of a mistake. Once the awareness spotlight has been shown on a broken promise to the extent that an apology is forthcoming, a door is opened for you to bring more to the relationship. Take for example, a time you were late for an appointment. More than likely you said you were sorry for being late, but if no action was taken to activate whatever heart energy was dismissed by the breaking of that promise, then the relationship with that person got smalle
Ultimate Female Joke
It has long been contended that there are male Jokes and there are female jokes, and there are unisex Jokes. Here is a joke I consider a true female joke. I Offer it to you in the hopes that women will love it And men will pass it along to a woman who will love it. A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after Work cocktail with her girlfriends when an Exceptionally tall, handsome, extremely sexy, Middle-aged man entered. He was so striking that the Woman could not take her eyes off him. The young-at-heart man noticed her overly Attentive stare and walked directly toward her. (As All men will.) Before she could offer her apologies for staring So rudely, he leaned over and whispered to her, "I'll Do anything, absolutely anything, that you want me to Do, no matter how kinky, for $20.00......on one Condition" Flabbergasted, the woman asked what the condition Was. The man replied, "You have to tell me what you Want me to do in just three words." Th
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Relized to day iam loseing my bestfirend didnt see it comeing really felt it tho.. not sure how to fix it.. he simply doesnt need my friendship anymore.. iam use to loseing ppl bc i have lost two i nthe past two years.. iam just hopeing i dont lose my bestfriend too.
Hey!!!!
EVERYONE SLEEPING? NOT GETTING ANY SHOUTS, JUST LONELY.. LOL
† Can Anybody Please Try To Help Me ? †
i can not find myself ( i am not joking ) i have been doing searches for the past 2 days and i can not find myself and it is scareing the fuck out of me i do not understand it their is not a record of my birth and my birth certificate is messed up really bad so i do not understand it and everytime i ask my ma 2 send for a new one she loses the papers for it i can not figure out what is going on i am so fucking scared right i do not know if i am who i have been for all 23 years of my life if you think you can help me please PLEASE let me know Thank You ~ Lost In The Dark ~ ( for real now )
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Kissing Tips...day 3
Today's Kiss is the Angel kiss: You softly kiss the forehead of the one you love. Romantic Tip of the Day: Arrange for an intimate romantic lunch date with your husband. Put your passion to action! Val ~Your Passion Diva http://www.DivaVal.com
Where Are My Boston Girls!
Hey I am looking to see if I can find any female friends in the Boston area. You don't have to live in Boston but, be able to get into Boston is a plus. All my friends live out of state or out of the country and I am sick of having no one to hang out with. So send me a e-mail if you girls have any questions and tell me more about yourself. Looking forward to hearing from you ladies out there. ~Nadya~
The Things Kids Say....lmao
I've been teaching now for about fifteen years. I have two kids myself, but the best birth story I know is the one I saw in my own second-grade classroom a few years back. When I was a kid, I loved show-and-tell. So I always have a few sessions with my students. It helps them get over shyness and usually, show-and-tell is pretty tame. Kids bring in pet turtles, model airplanes, pictures of fish they catch, stuff like that. And I never, ever place any boundaries or limitations on them. If they want to lug it in to school and talk about it, they're welcome Well, one day this little girl, Erica, a very bright, very outgoing kid, takes her turn and waddles up to the front of the class with a pillow stuffed under her sweater. She holds up a snapshot of an infant. "This is Luke, my baby brother, and I'm going to tell you about his birthday." "First, Mom and Dad made him as a symbol of their love, and then Dad put a seed in my Mom's stomach, and Luke grew in there. He ate for nine months thro
A Visual Dream..
Dripping blood Streamed down the river As i looked around Making sure ... Being alert... The night wind Shifting the tree's Light gazing down over mountain tops Picked myself up tears slowly making their way down to my chest.. Rocks Chipping my soar feet I try to keep focused on the separated areas My escape route is just ahead Its cold,So cold.. Just a few move steps ,i repeatedly say to myself... the smell of sweat & blood fill the air The wind blowing my hair ,Blurring my vision even more i feel the burn from the cuts ripping ... Weaker ,& weaker i begin to feel with: Each breath Each step Each thought I finally drop with no hope in mind. I hear a voice Fuck,fuck,fuck... I know this voice.. I try and pull myself to a bush , I'll hide..I'll hide.. He wont find me... God,pleaseee.. I try to stay silent Controlling my breathing My hand over mouth.. why did he stop.. Why did he stop at that this bush... He grabs me and shoves me down... Violentl
I Want To Know
Everything about my friends and family here on Fubar . Oh and if someone want's to ask something leave me a comment or send mi pm . :)
Pieces Of My Broken Heart ...
Sitting here once again picking up the pieces of my shattered broken heart. Trying to fit the pieces back together but there are so many to even start. The one's my family took from me so long ago, my first love forgot to give me the one's he took as well. So many pieces missing from this puzzle of heartache, so many stories to tell. What's the use, it's so confusing, there are pieces that never seem to fit, colors that never match, and the box that holds the pieces is torn and tattered too. Reaching down, chaotically tearing the finished pieces apart, through a tear stained face, I throw them into the torn and tattered box. I will bring them out another time,try the pieces out, when there is no more breathe in me and I am done picking up the rest of the pieces of this shattered broken heart. "No Matter How much Love you give to a person, or how much of your heart they take. Sometimes Love just isn't enough. They chose a different path to walk on a leave yo
Looking For A Local Female!!
Looking for a local female from the lehigh county area that would be interested in the Adult entertainment field, modeling, bisexual would be a huge plus! Email me if something like this would interest you! Hugs and Kisses Kelly
Back From Camping
Well, been gone for a week, hope we didn't miss too much! If you accepted our friend request during that time and noticed we didn't get around to rating your pics, let us know! We'll be sure to do so! Camping was fun. We spent most of our time about 40 miles south of Bend, OR at a couple of lakes and tons of volcanic tourist attractions! The Lava caves were cool! The weather was great, went fishing, etc. We'll put some pics up soon! Hope everyone is well, Mark and Lina
Bobbitt Family Update
In a recent news broadcast, it was announced that Lorena Bobbitt's sister Louella was arrested for an alleged attempt to perform the same act on her husband as her famous sister had done several years ago. Sources reveal the sister was not as accurate as Lorena. She allegedly missed the target and stabbed her husband in the upper thigh causing severe muscle and> tendon damage. The husband is reported to be in serious, but stable condition, and Louella has been> charged with ... ? ? ? ? ? ? ? A Misdewiener! You know darn well you're going to send this on to somebody
Remembering You
Everything I see reminds me of you. A Song, a Smell, a persons Laugh Laying in your arms on so many cold nights Feeling you pull me close, telling me how much you love me and that without me you would die. Where are you now? Where was your fight? You let me walk away so easily. Destroyed my heart, made it easy for me to give up. Now I sit here and think of you with every song that plays, every poem I read, every couple I see in their romantic bliss. I never thought that this would be something I would miss. Where are we now? Where was our fight? We let each other walk away so easily. Trusting Relationships were not my fortee and now you have made it even more so. I gave you my heart, my soul, gave you the real me. How could you look into my eyes and lie to me You left me their to bleed, my tears fall, my soul crumbles. I know now I should have never loved another. To many what if's, to many Why's ... Where am I now, There is no more fight,
A Quote From A Novel I Liked
I read this is a book and it was perfect for my life and I am sure many of my friends lives as well. Read it, Cherish it, and enjoy the fruits of Life. My Journey has been long. I do not regret it. At Times, it has been dark, a perilous course. At other times, joyous, dappled with sunlight. it has been hard more often than easy. The road was fraught with dangers for me from the beginning, the forest thick, the mountains high, the darkness terrifying. And through it all, even in the mists, a small pinpoint of light, a tiny star to guide me. I have been both wise and foolish. I have been loved, and betrayed, and abandoned. And much to my despair, I have unwittingly wounded others, and humbly beg their forgiveness. I have forgiven those who have hurt me, as I pray they will forgive me for allowing them to hurt me. I have loved much, and given of my whole heart and soul. And even when badly wounded, have continued on the path, with faith, and hope, and even blind beli
More Songs To Live By ....
I always needed time on my own I never thought I'd need you there when I cry And the days feel like years when I'm alone And the bed where you lie is made up on your side When you walk away I count the steps that you take Do you see how much I need you right now When you're gone The pieces of my heart are missing you When you're gone The face I came to know is missing too When you're gone The words I need to hear to always get me through the day and make it ok I miss you I've never felt this way before Everything that I do reminds me of you And the clothes you left, they lie on the floor And they smell just like you, I love the things that you do When you walk away I count the steps that you take Do you see how much I need you right now We were made for each other Out here forever I know we were, yeah All I ever wanted was for you to know Everything I'd do, I'd give my heart and soul I can hardly breathe I need to feel you here with me, yeah
Cypher In London (mic Assassin)
More Songs To Live By.....
This songs lyrics really made me think of something .... Seems it is another part of my life, Some lessons we learn in life take longer than other. You can not continue to fall for someone that does not fall for you. There comes a moment when we must admit defeat and move on with our lives. Mel I am sure you will like this as well. How many times have you told me you love her? As many times as I wanted to tell you the truth. How long have I stood here beside you? I lived through you, you looked through me. Ooo, Solitude Still with me is only you Ooo, Solitude I can't stay away from you How many times have I done this to myself? How long will it take before I see? When will this hole in my heart be mended? Who now is left alone but me? Ooo, Solitude Forever me and forever you Ooo, Solitude Only you, Only true Everyone leaves me stranded, forgotten, abandoned left behind. I can't stay her another night Your secret admirer, who could it be? Can
Last Time I Explain Me
To Those Who Read This And Know, There are many of you who know me and know what type of person I am, then there are a few of you who don't. Those people generally have some preconcieved notions of me and what I must be like for one reason or another. I used to it honestly, I get judged for what those around me do, what my family does or have done in the past, or even who my family is. People judge me unknowingly and then turn on me when I try to correct them, well no more. I am done defending myself and my actions or at times lack of actions. I am who I am and let me tell you I am just as human as you are only I knwo how to deal with things in life better than some and still not as good as others. I'm just sick of it, how many times do I have to explain who I am to people? Ok, this is it last time period. I am due to turn 30 years old n a few weeks and no I am not thrilled about it but I am not heart broken either. I weigh more than I should but am not uncomfortbale with
We Have Shared
When you my lady to me are near, When my ears your soft voice I hear, My heart swells full with reward, But to my surprise I grow hard, The love of your touch the sound of your sighs, As closer you pull me between your thighs, The sound of your voice beckons me you see, As I hear the words I want you inside me, I know you are nervous as I slip in, God you are so beautiful, I find you wet within, Your passion so sweet makes me throb, As your sighs turn to moans, I push deeper inwards, You love me, you coax me with I want your load, And as upward you arch we both explode, As we both render a warm feeling so tender, You and I both together Relax in warm surrender, After we have shared The most sensuous Climax
Formal Dinner Party...
At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom. George Carlin
Always Do...
Always do whatever's next. George Carlin
One Of My Really Good Friends Is In A Contest She Needs Ur Help
OK WE HAVE GOT 418 COMMENTS AND 15 RATES IN THE CONTEST BUT WE ARE DOWN BY 700 OR SO....SO PLEASE IF U CAN DO WHAT EVER YOU CAN TELL UR FRIENDS WE JUST REALLY NEED SOME GOOD COMMENT BOMBERS WHO EVER HELPS WILL GET A GIFT FROM ME AND I WILL RATE ALL UR PICS AT A HAPPY HOUR PLZ HELP MY FRIEND
Screw Mickey...
Fuck Mickey Mouse! Fuck him in the ass with a big rubber dick! And then break it off and beat him with the rest of it! I hope he dies! I do - I hope he goddamn dies! I hope he gets a hold of some tainted cheese, and dies lonely and forgotten in the soiled baseport of a poor neighborhood, with his hand in Goofy's pants. -George Carlin
Needs
My needs were very simple, or so i used to think. Clothes to wear,a place to live Enough to eat and drink. I lived in smug contentment, then I encountered you And suddenly i realized that my dreams could come true. My life is no longer satisfying, the yearnings of my heart, leaves the world bleak and empty i dont want to see you torn apart. The needs that you aroused in me were like a burning flame unable to hide my feelings. I pray one day you'll feel the same.
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Mystery Method - Indicator Of Interest
An indicator of interest is seduction community jargon for either verbal and nonverbal communications between two people that conveys (usually sexual) interest. [4] The term was coined by Mystery, and is often abbreviated "IOI." Indicators of interest are part of flirting. Examples of nonverbal indicators of interest can involve touching (kino), fidgeting, eye contact, and body language cues, such as Proteans. Verbal indicators of interest can range in subtlety from statements such as "Did that hurt?" (referring to a piercing), to "Wow, you're amazing." Generally, after three indicators of interest, one has built enough attraction to move to A3. http://www.squidoo.com/methodmystery/
Hansel And Gretel
Hansel and Gretel discovered the ginger bread house about 45 minutes after they discovered the mushrooms. -George Carlin
Random Ramblings
Here I set, thinking over the years I have spent, waiting for true love to come my way. It's hard for me to understand how the world has gotten to where it is today that love is thrown around like a ball. where has the real meaning of love gone? When a wonman looks at a man and says I love you so much that I do not want to go the rest of my life with out you as my leading man in it. I belive a lot of the disapointments that couples go thru they could over come if they would committe to one another. A real committment is when someone is willing to lay their life down for their friend, and is willing to give life a chance, put away the past the hurts and move on with life and belive that things can change. Life is taking chances. Life is giving of yourself, even if at times it may hurt. I want a woman in my life that I know loves me as much as I love her. One who will let me be the husband, and partner that God created me to be. I will love Pray and Play with the one I love.
Alex Pt 2
"Let’s go to my place…we can clean up and grab something to eat…” I suggested to Alex. “That’s fine as long as you’ll be ready to fuck me hard….” Was her reply as she gently stroked my cum soaked cock. I put my hands between us and played with her clit… I just to see what Alex would do… She gasped and pushed her pussy against my hand. I finger fucked her again with two fingers plunging hard and fast into her wet cunt. I used my thumb on the other had to manipulate her clit in a rhythm that matched the way my fingers hammered fiercely into Alex’s tight wet pussy. It made her cum and cum and cum. I continued to nibble, suck, and bit at her tits and nipples…Which kept her humping my fingers eagerly. Alex knew now that I could make her my very own wanton and willing fuck-slut... "Christ, you're amazing; so fucking sexy and hot for me. You never want me to stop pleasing you, do you, Alex?" I said to her. "No- God, don't stop - ever." Alex sounded breathless and looked like she w
Old Flame Dies Hard...some Graves Don't Go Deep Enough
Situation: Ex contacts me and says he misses me and still wants to be with me. Problem: He was a horrible boyfriend, and emotionally abusive at that. Why He's Not Winning My Heart: Has another girlfriend right now. He's a cheater. And will ditch this girl he's with for one more chance with me. Honestly, I broke up with you. You even admit you were horrible. What makes you think I'd want you back after all the shit you put me through. You took me away from my family and friends, you made me cry and belittled me, scaring me by throwing and breaking things. You were a serious disappointment and I think you deserve to be lonely. Answer: I have someone else now that is 10x better than you. I'll talk to you, but their is no way in hell that I will give you a second chance to make me miserable.
Songs Of My Heart
This song reminded me of my life and the relationship I was going through ..... Who would have thought That you could hurt me The way you've done it? So deliberate, so determined And since you have been gone I bite my nails for days and hours And question my own questions on and on So tell me now, tell me now Why you're so far away When I'm still so close You don't even know the meaning of the words "I'm sorry" You said you would love me until you die And as far as I know you're still alive, baby You don't even know the meaning of the words "I'm sorry" I'm starting to believe it should be illegal to deceive a woman's heart I tried so hard to be attentive To all you wanted Always supportive, always patient What did I do wrong? I'm wondering for days and hours It's here, it isn't here where you belong Anyhow, anyhow I wish you both all the best I hope you get along But you don't even know the meaning of the words "I'm sorry" You said you would
Another Reason Why Some People Shouldn't Breed!!!!
SALEM, Ore. - Marion County Sheriff's deputies, acting on a tip from a local resident, found two small children asleep in a vehicle on a Salem street early Tuesday with no adults nearby. Police said the father of the boys, identified as 33-year-old Blaine Danley of Salem, was located a block from the car shortly before 8 a.m., seven hours after the boys were discovered. He was reportedly found asleep, disheveled and partially undressed in a vehicle parked inside the garage of a homeowner. The homeowner, Sean Hammack, along with his wife, found Danley asleep in the vehicle and alerted authorities, according to deputies. Danley was arrested on burglary charges and may face additional charges related to the abandonment of the two boys. The boys' grandmother, Theresa Ford, told authorities that the boys had been in Danley's custody for the past month, according to the Oregonian. The location of their mother is currently unknown. Danley reportedly also has two other ch
Bfs Salute
Soo... I'm a noob because I saw today that I needed to make new salute... since I havent made a new one since CT became Fubar... and it didnt hit me until the wife and I were at Bowling For Soup at the Newport Music Hall in Columbus, OH... I looked at her and said, "Damn, babe. You know what would have been awesome?" She goes, "What's that?" "If we only knew what our Fubar ID numbers were by heart and had paper and a sharpie... I'd want my Fubar salute be right here in the concert."... Especially since we were within sweating distance of the band... SO FUCKING LATE ON THAT ONE, WOULD'NT YOU SAY?!?!?!?!?!?! ... *sigh*
Old People Funnies
This Is My Secret, Had To Come Clean
Okay so some of you know me well and others don't know me at all. I have contemplated this decision for days now, whether I should let the Fubar community know this embarrassing tidbit about me. I know it would be shocking and I know I may gain or lose the interest of some friends but I would not be able to forgive myself if I did not come clean. So, I finally have to let my secret out. I am a total "Under the Cover" RPG Gamer. I love RPG games. I love to play a lot of games for that matter. Nothing better than the never ending challenge of Diner Dash, The Sims, Roller coaster Tycoon, Ages of Empires & Warcraft. My Two newest Conquest ........ Resident Evil 4 and Vampires, the Dark Alley Way. So there, now my secret is out. I know, I know, to you guys, it is totally Hot, right. The gals are like, "What the hell is RPG" a sex toy? lol. Well any who, you guys should check out Vampires, The Dark alleyway, Not only is it fun and challenging but if you sign
I Found Him...
I've found him, I have Jesus in the trunk. -George Carlin
Masquerade My Face
I want to Masquerade my face So no one can tell it is me. I want to disconnect my past and finally be free. I want to condemn my spirit and dare let no one be near it. I want to conclave with my soul in it's wretched grave. And when they look upon my grave In anguish I want them to cry and feel pain, and regret the way I have felt. I wish this upon them threefolds and three lifetimes. Let them not be forgiven until they lay hopeless and helpless hanging onto their last breath feeling nothing but guilt and grief. My face and my name running through their mind along with the many people they have wronged in their life Then I will know that I have not been alone in this disregarded world. Then as they lie there wondering if this is how it should end, I shall take them to the land of the peace and forgiveness. They will see my condemned soul coming to rescue them and become lost in my delicate angelic beauty. Forgiveness will be rendered when they bow their heads in shame and a
Lisasweet Wft ? I Thought You Where My Friend!!!!
this came from lisasweet i have been her friend here for a while and i was about to buy her a beer today and i got this message that i was blocked from her page Well i thought that we had a nice friendship here i would help her and SHE did the same for me since i can't tell her this i hope that any one from the earth angel stash club will pass the word on to her that SHE has BEEN CALLED OUT well i still have my C&T Stash Club family who needs a so call friend like that Error: this users permissions don't allow you to do this. if you want to add this member to your 'blocked' list, click here.Error: sorry, the users permissions don't allow you to message them. " hey...i'm not sure why, other than maybe you block gail...and in return they blocked you. I'm not really sure. Everything that went on was nothing more than a misunderstanding, that just got out of hand. I really haven't talked to lisa about it."
Girl In The Mirror
I looked in the mirror this morning and saw a little girl. Her hazel eyes were full of pain and tears began to flow. She stared at me with deep regret In hopes that I would not forget. I could not break my trance from her, The more I stared the more I felt Her emotions come to me. The pain, the sadness, the abuse, the feelings of helplessness and abandonment. No one there to help her out. No One there to love her for who she has become. Her Self Esteem is non existant, Sex is all men think of when they see her. Lonely nights spent alone crying herself to sleep. Long Days spent behind her masks of Disguise, A Mask of innocents and Composure. Under it all her emotions are chaotic, Still she manages to smile and give all of her kindness. And as I stared into her Beautifil eyes, It all became clear to me............... And Tears filled my eyes When I realized that this little girl looking back at me was myself.
Erotic I
You lay on the couch sleeping Your lips parted and your hands calmly on your chest. Your shirt is unbuttoned slightly so I can see the shadow of hair upon your chest. Staring at you is beginning to make my nipples grow, As I think of all of the pleasures we have shared. I reach down and start unbuttoning my shirt so that my breast are flirtatiously visible. Looking down upon my chest I see my pink hard nipples staring back at me Longing to be caressed, I slowly start to fondle my delicate erect breast as I watch you lying there comfortably sleeping. My Mind wanders too all of the times I have watched you pleasure yourself for me and the thought begins to make my valley moist. I start to seductively suck my finger, one, then the next, getting them wet. Descending down to my breast where I begin to brush my wet fingers across them making them harder with each caress. I casually descend deeper, lifting my panties and exploring my flowing valley of Lust. My Fingers are familiar
If Love Never Find Me
I hide my composure well, A girl out of control. I hide behind this innocent face, A Lonely and Lost soul. Letting only few near me, And fewer into my heart. For me love is a deceitful stranger One who cares for no one, But loves to leave you scarred. It definitely teaches you a lesson, A lesson shortly taught, Because after a while you end up back where you have started. Empty, Lonely, sad, and broken-hearted. "You'll find that special one, someday," This is what they always say, Sure, I may find him but who is to say He will be looking for me that day. So if love never find me, I'd save a lot of pain. Although I think, Is there anything to gain? Without a love by my side I'd still be the same, Lost, Lonely, and Broken-hearted Without you to cause me my pain.
My Show For A Stranger
I know he is out there watching me. I stroke my body gracefully. I slowly unbutton my shirt and drop it to the floor. I turn toward the window and smile, Ready to give him more. I stand there in the low light dancing around the room. Hanging onto his pleasant stare. I slowly slip off my bra. My breast firm and delicate, My nipples slightly hard. I gently caress my nipples making him want more. I know he still lingers so I continue my show. I lie down on my bed, pillows behind my head. He seems to smile and say, "Oh, I wish I could play." I help my panties to the floor and start to dance a little more. I slowly start to fondle myself, the pleasure ever growing. He knows he has had the chance to get my juices flowing. I lay there on the bed, legs spread wide, my fingers entering deep inside. The stranger lingers just outside.
If Tomorrow Starts Without Me
If tomorrow starts without me, and I'm not here to see. If the sun should rise to find your eyes are filled with tears for me; I hope you will not cry the way you might that day, thinking of the many things we didn't get to say. I know how much you love me and you know that I love you, and each time that you'd think of me, Please know I'd miss you too. If tomorrow starts without me, please try to understand that an angel came and called my name, and took me by the hand. The angel said my place was ready, in heaven far above, and that I'd have to leave behind all those I dearly love. But as I turned to walk away, a tear fell from my eye for all my life, I'd always thought, that I would never die. I have so much to live for, so much left to do, it seems almost impossible, that I'd be leaving you. I thought of all the yesterdays, the good ones and the bad, the thought of all the love we shared, and all the fun we had. But then I walked through heaven's gates and felt so mu
To Be Free
Never have I felt so free, As I did the day you left me. I have to admit I did cry, But after a few days I wondered "why?" I never really Loved you. Never really cared. I never had the feeling of till death do us part. Never had that aching need for you in my heart. I know it may sound crazy and I may sound harsh, But I am so happy now that you have left my life. I can move on now, I can live my own life. I will not make the mistake again of being someone's wife. The kids are all I have now, no more worrying of what I did wrong. I finally made the brave choice to not keep stringing you along. So Say your Goodbyes, taste my lips one last time and never look back. You are free to grow now, free to burden someone else. I am so delighted to be all by myself.
Insecurities
The mirror isnt helpful, as she never can see beyond the edges of her face, only knows its still a shock to see the image of this stranger. Though men often call her pretty, she remains unconvinced and the women friends who speak to her, who interrupt themselves to say, Your eyes are beautiful, are apt to make her blush and turn away. Beauty is not a gift that she can see - in others, yes, but not her un-claimed visage; thus she has lived with doubt and disconnection made worse by husbands who chose others she believed to be more beautiful, though never saw them except in her dreams, where they dazzled like stars, made her slink in shame and guilt for lack of perceivable dazzle of her own. When she loves, her heart is open, full, though fears of loneliness increase, (for her true mate has yet to find her here); compared to being held and holding,
Anyone Know Anything About Mechanic Stuff??
I'm having major car issues today and need an online mechanic! LOL...Dawg, I got ur input but you know they always say get a second opinion so I need some more advice from the car people here...hit me up if you know anything about coolant systems so I'm not spending a fortune getting my car fixed. Thanks...
To Come Home ...
Staring out the window Into the darkness outside I have to stop and wonder Why I continuously hide. No one really knows "Me," Does anyone really seem to care? No one reaches out their hand to save me from this fall into despair Thoughts are always racingthrough this neglected mind of mine. Nothing ever makes any sense, It's all so hard to find I see the child inside me crying on her knees Her tears seem to flow through me, Oh God, Not now, please. Rip this anguish from me, take away the pain. Keep my sadness from taking over again and again. Everyday is a struggle and I am just out of fight. I want to calm my soul and just forgrt about this life. No More journey left for me, No more road to wonder down, no more dragging my heavy load along this lonely road. My heart and mind can not take it, I think I hear Lucifer, calling my name last night. So take away my memories, Take my last goodbyes. Take my breathe right from me, an
La La La La ;) Hugs
I know I have been very busy but some great things are in to play so I am excited and working hard for them right now. I will be DJing again online Radio I will let you all know as soon as I get things settled. I can not say enought imes to those who make sure they are there for me when I need it... It is truly appreciated, I know I have said many times watch who you make sure you there for they may not always return the favor. But we also find good and true friends also and forever my heart i will support and be there for you in the same you have for me, everyone else -- I am not worrying over it anymore like dust on a shoulder you will be dealth with in other ways. I am also still going to do video blogs just haven't had time to work on them yet to get them up on youtube so i can put them here. Well i have to make this short have some things I have to get done on my end so I can give the go ahead on my next step for my music HUGS love you all HUGS Have a great nig
Hazel Eyed Heaven
I look deep into hazel your eyes,I see, in them, what I feel inside. We share something between us,Neither one of us can hide. We have fought it for so long I thought I would just die. I feel your lips touch mine, I loose all my control,All it took was a look and a kiss,To know that you are part of my soul. The heart that keeps my vessel alive. I see your hands on my skin,I want and need you to do more, The passionate look you give me,Tells me that heaven is in store. I do not want to live another day without you, I feel your need against my thigh,I know you will fulfill my every wish, We were made to fit together, Like pieces of a giant puzzle, All it took was a look and a kiss. I look deep in your hazel eyes,And I see heaven there inside, It feels like I have finally come home, I can peel away my walls, I can be free, I can finally Be "The Me" I have always wanted to be. You make me feel so beautiful,What I feel for you I cannot hide. I
In And Out...
I know I'm not in here much, maybe I'll get in here a little more often. Sure hope you are all doing well. later, 'chelle Lee
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Boxing...
Boxing is not a sport. Boxing is a way to beat the shit out of somebody. In that respect, boxing is a more sophisticated form of hockey. But beating the shit out of somebody isn't a sport, in spite of what the police think. When police brutality becomes an Olympic event, fine, then boxing can become a sport. -George Carlin
Confusion Of Your Actions
I reached for your hand and you pulled it back. I leaned in to kiss you and you told me to stop. I put my arms around you to give you a hug, you side stepped my effort and gave me a shrug. I told you I loved you and you gave me a sigh. I told you, without out you, I know I would die. You stared at the Playstation and said so would I. I got jealous of her when she called on your cell. You told me, "Relax, there was nothing to tell." I gave you my heart and you threw it aside. Looked into my eyes and I started to cry. You asked me to not be so emotional. Tell me when this rollercoaster will stop, I'm tired of giving and you fucking it up. You question our happily everafter, but it is you who causes the relationship disaster. Have faith in our love as I do tonight and stop invoking the bitterness fight. I give you forever to stand by my side. Now, will you take it or run and hide?
I Worry...
I worry about my judgment when anything I believe in or do regularly begins to be accepted by the American public. -George Carlin
Inside The Mind Of A Poet
With all the poetry I post here on fubar, I get alot of questions about where and how I come up with my work. So I wanted to take the time to write a little about it to help clear up any confusion there may be out there. Most of my poem are NOT about one specific person. In most cases my poems are from experiences I've had in my life or by watching others, and a bit of fiction to help with the flow of the poem. Granted the "my angel" series is extremely personal and is 99% based on things I am going through right now. I am the fighter in the poems, the hero if you will. Who or what "angel" is, is open for debate and that's fine. Different people are going to take different things from it. Some say "angel" is time, some say she's a real person I'm fighting for, some she it's an opportunity lost to the past. To be honest "angel" can mean 100 different things to 100 different people. I think that's where the beauty of poetry really shines through. Since every one can take whatever they wa
The Sicker You Get...
The sicker you get, the harder it is to remember if you took your medicine. -George Carlin
The Empress
You are The Empress Beauty, happiness, pleasure, success, luxury, dissipation. The Empress is associated with Venus, the feminine planet, so it represents, beauty, charm, pleasure, luxury, and delight. You may be good at home decorating, art or anything to do with making things beautiful. The Empress is a creator, be it creation of life, of romance, of art or business. While the Magician is the primal spark, the idea made real, and the High Priestess is the one who gives the idea a form, the Empress is the womb where it gestates and grows till it is ready to be born. This is why her symbol is Venus, goddess of beautiful things as well as love. Even so, the Empress is more Demeter, goddess of abundance, then sensual Venus. She is the giver of Earthly gifts, yet at the same time, she can, in anger withhold, as Demeter did when her daughter, Persephone, was kidnapped. In fury and grief, she kept the Earth barren till her child was returned to her. What Tarot Card are You?Take the
Good Nite
To all my friends, family and fans! I am fixing to go to bed for a bit and then get up and go back on the road, just wanted to say good nite/ Good Nite! I will be back in a few days and while i am gone my wife will keep my posted on things. See ya soon!! For all the contest goers in my contest I did not get my check today and i promise as soon as i do i will get your prizes. I will have prizes no later than Friday so please bare with me on that . Your friend, Kewlrunning!!!!!!!!!
Can You Please Stop By
can you stop by and show my girl some love she is new to fubar thanks.... Convinced@ fubar
Have You Noticed...
Have you noticed that most of the women who are against abortion are women you wouldn't want to fuck in the first place, man? There's such balance in nature. -George Carlin
Real Or Fake What Are You ???
FAKE FRiENDS: Never ask for food. REAl FRiENDS: are the reason you have no food. FAKE FRiENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs REAl FRiENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM FAKE FRiENDS: bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong. REAl FRiENDS: Would sit next to you sayin "Damn ... we fucked up ... but that shit was fun!" FAKE FRiENDS: never seen you cry. REAl FRiENDS: cry with you FAKE FRiENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back. REAl FRiENDS: keep your shit so long they forget its yours. FAKE FRiENDS: know a few things about you. REAl FRiENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you. FAKE FRiENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. REAl FRiENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you. FAKE FRiENDS: Would knock on your front door. REAl FRiENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!" FAKE FRiENDS: Are for awhile. REAl FRiENDS: Are for life. FAKE FRiENDS: Will take your drink
The Planet...
The planet is fine. The people are fucked. -George Carlin
I'm An Aunt Again!
Miss Cassidi Jane was born at 11:25 pm.. healthy and all that crap =) 19.5" long, 7lbs 8.5oz. Fabulous. Send congrats damnit.
Homicidal Maniacs...
God bless the homicidal maniacs. They make life worthwhile. -George Carlin
How Sex Starts
...a smile leads to a laugh ...a laugh leads to a high 5 ...a high 5 leads to a hug ...a hug leads to a kiss ...a kiss leads 2 a makeout ...makeout leads to a feel up ...a feel up leads 2 a finger ...a finger leads to a hand ...a hand leads to a lick ...a lick leads to a suck ...a suck leads 2 a fuck ...So tell me how many people are you gonna smile at after you heard this cuz sex is like math. ...u add the bed ..subtract the clothes ...divide the legs ...leave your solution ...and pray you dont multiply!!!
Security...
Before I really go into this one, I’m going to say that I’m probably only feeling this strong because I just spent about 24 hours of being comforted, consoled and counseled back from the razors edge of a full blown meltdown. The meltdown has two major catalysts. One must remain undisclosed for now. It’s just so terrible that even I, in my newfound sense of openness in my own blog, am unwilling to open it for discussion just of yet. The second was one of those things that just pushed the wrong button at the wrong time and had me spiraling downward into the post-traumatic stress of a minimum of two years writhing in poly hell. It doesn’t need to be discussed. It’s very much over now. What I have now, at this moment, is a sense of security. Can I just take a moment to say again just how much I dearly love Bran? Can I take a moment to marvel over the man who will stop at nothing to show me his love when I really do need it? (even in spite of his own crisis situations
The Rose
Ozzy Osbourne - Dreamer
Flame-throwers...
The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, "You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." -George Carlin
Poem: Lisa Marie!
Lovely and beautiful that, inspires my desire to, Show my heart with emotion and see,touch,smell,taste and hear. Making this moment precious, as I show how special you are. Reaching out to you willingly, is your true loving friend and even made this with your name. Sign: Raymond Starns with xoxoxo's Dated:7/5/07
Well If...
Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? They never mention that part to us, do they? -George Carlin
Name & Pic Change
Just to give a heads up for a few (since some have asked!) Apparently they couldn't recognize me... For those who are wondering, yes, I changed my user name and my display pic! I was 'blackvelvtangel!' I figured 'Loon' was shorter for people to use in the Mumms LOL. Plus, it is an actual nickname of mine on and offline. I still have my goofy pic with the glasses and hat people seemed to love. I'll use it again! But for now, I'm using this one :) All of my other pics have been moved to their own folders. I have a "family" folder now and also a "More pics of me folder." Which is rather self-explanatory but, you'd be surprised. Then again, if you've spent any time at ALL on this site, you may NOT be as surprised that I need to clarify any of this! LMAO See ya'll around in hell ... Erm, I mean Mummville ;) ~Loon~ PS Thank you again Misfit for my Trophy :D heh
Our Vacation #2
July 20, 2007 On Thursday we thought we would go to the coast. The goal was to have dinner at a place that had clam chowder! We thought we'd drive the Cow Creek By Way (an Oregon Back Road, Scenic Bicycle Route developed by the National Forest Systems). In our minds we were going to go to Marial, Oregon first and then go on to the Coast. We were hoping to end up in Gold Beach. So, we headed out. It is a beautiful drive up these roads, and we crossed over from Douglas County to Coos County. We are on roads that are not on regular maps, and had to watch for signs carefully. We knew that folks died out in these parts and so were particularly careful. Of course, the roads are marked fairly well, and we both wondered how people got lost out there.... we found out the answer to that later... If you drive out Pruner Road and go past Riddle, the road follows Cow Creek then eventually turn off at the West Fork (of Cow Creek) Bridge and go out that way, well about 22 mil
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Gloomy Day
Well today was the second unpaid day on my job. I almost have the office put together. It is just so BORING. I sit in my small windowless office all day with only decorating to do. Not my strong suit by the way. I have found out that work helps me to smoke less as well as eat less. Maybe I can drop some of this extra poundage that I found in the last 2 weeks. I hope so I have to go upstairs for most things like to make copies, get what I print, as well as go the bathroom. Sucks but I guess the excersise is good for me. It seems to be helping the pain in my feet. Or maybe that is due to being able to stay on top of timing my pain meds and other meds. This is definitely a run down of how boring life can become if you let it. Overcast days do that to me. It is like a blanket of gloom that falls down over the world. It sucks the energy out of me and all I want to do is mindless actions, computer is a great one of those. I will pull out but for now it is time to go
12 Roses For Something That Will Never Be
The first rose holds the joy that's in my heart today, The second is the feelings I feel in every way The third rose is the sunshine around me when your near, The fourth holds the shedding of every joyful tear. The fifth rose is the patience in your heart for me at times, The sixth makes up for waiting for the words you love in rhyme. The seventh rose holds the caring I give so full and free, The eighth it holds the loving you give so much to me The ninth rose is to forgive me when I'm harsh or wrong The tenth is to thank you for choosing me through your whole life long The eleventh rose is to say I love you each and every way The twelfth is to carry these feelings from day to day to day. Another dozen roses, a dozen reasons shared, Of love, life and friendship with my love who always cared
Woo Hooo!! A Whole Week
Well I have been here a whole week now and have met such an amazing variety of ppl. Many very helpful in trying to teach a yahoo'r the ropes here. WHEW! *giggling* Im looking forward to the coming weeks, this is when ppl who take the time to discover friendships might be surprised what lies inside the firey exterior is just a warm kindness i wish to share with all of you!! Kisses!
Funny !
Two newlyweds went on their honeymoon and were getting undressed together for the first time. He took off his shoes and socks and his toes were all twisted and discolored. "What happened to you feet?" his wife asked. "I had a childhood disease called tolio." "Don't you mean polio?" "No, tolio, it only affects the toes." He then removed his pants and revealed an awful long pair of knees. "What happened to your knees?" she asked. "Well, I also had kneesles." "Don't you mean measles?" "No, kneesles, it only affects the knees." When he removed his shorts his wife gasped and said... "Don't tell me, you also had smallcox"
Posse We Can Do This
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Drinks Show Your Personality?? Mmmm
Before you order a drink in public, you should read this! Seven New York City bartenders were asked if they could nail a woman's personality based on what she drinks. Though interviewed separately, they concurred on almost all counts. The results: Drink: Beer Personality: Causal, low-maintenance; down to earth. Your Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool. Drink: Blender Drinks Personality: Flaky, whiny, annoying; a pain in the ass. Your Approach: Avoid her, unless you want to be her cabana boy. Drink: Mixed Drinks Personality: Older, more refined, high maintenance, has very picky taste; knows EXACTLY what she wants. Your Approach: You won't have to approach her. If she's interested, she'll send YOU a drink.................. Drink: Wine (does not include White Zinfandel) Personality: Conservative and classy; sophisticated yet giggles. Your Approach: Tell her you love to travel and spend quiet evenings with frie
The Lust Wave Part 2
With legs split open in a missionary pose suspended in thin air, she bit the bottom of her lip as she felt what must have been an invisible thick slab of meat that pierced in and out of her tightening vaginal walls; she squirmed with each thrusting impulse. Juice spilling down the shadowed shaft of this shadowed mans balls. The shadowed figure that pumped her with forcing thrusts intensified the soreness around her Labia majora, but as big as this creature was, the pain was so blissfully accepting, as she began to surrender to the tearing of the inward fuck of lust. With her eyes closed, she lunged her head back in utter compliance with the cock pulling the orgasm through her very being. Now behind her the second shadow man grabbed a portion of her hair, and forced a pull even lower as to cause her mouth to rip open. At this precise moment as her mouth flung open she tried to yell, but now sound came out, as another thick shaft of a penis slid deep in her throat, causing this dick t
In My Dreams
Thinking of you sets my mind free As if I’m a dolphin swimming in the open sea Everytime I read your words I suddenly hear a thousand singing birds I dream of the day when we will finally meet I picture us horseback riding on the beach When the breeze rushes thru my hair Is when we realize that we make a perfect pair Walking hand in hand barefoot on the sand We hear the loud love tunes of a nearby band Knowing that our destiny with each other Is meant for us to be together, forever As our eternal love blooms like a flower in spring Our love and happiness with each other we will be promising As I learn about you and as you learn about me And as we discover we were meant to be We will sit beneath the stars with the love we share And know that for each other we will always care
Spelling
i've learned when i'm tired, cranky, and just BLEH i cannot spell... soooo i don't make sense.... deal lol
The Mistacks Women Make In Sex(repost)
1. Assuming he can get a raging hard on when it suits you. Contrary to popular belief, men can't just flip a switch and get it up because you decided to stop being a frigid bitch. Getting it hard is your job. I suggest you figure it out. 2. Thinking that kissing needs to be this sweet romantic thing all the time. Sometimes pressing your lips against your partners mouth while you get off is the hot. It depends on the situation. 3. Leaving him responsible for your orgasm. You know what gets you off. Tell him. If you don't, it's your own fault when he's snoozing and you're all wound up. 4. Expecting him to cuddle. Men and women are wired differently. Sex makes most women want to talk and bond and all that shit. It makes men pass out. It's a biological thing. Stop fighting it, and stop holding it over his head, it's not his fault. 5. Expecting him to fall asleep with you in his arms. That shit is uncomfortable after awhile. A little snuggling isn't unreasonable, but when it'
Hats Off To Charlie Daniels
HATS OFF TO CHARLIE DANIELS....AT LEAST HE HAS THE COURAGE TO SPEAK HIS MIND!!! Snopes identifies that it is true: Charlie Daniels did indeed write this. I don't know how everybody else feels about it, but to me I think Hispanic people in this country, legally or illegally, made a huge public relations mistake with their recent demonstrations. I don't blame anybody in the world for wanting to come to the United States of America, as it is a truly wonderful place. But when the first thing you do when you set foot on American soil is illegal it is flat out wrong and I don't care how many lala land left heads come out of the woodwork and start trying to give me sensitivity lessons. I don't need sensitivity lessons, in fact I don't have anything against Mexicans! I just have something against criminals and anybody who comes into this country illegally is a criminal and if you don't believe it try coming into America from a foreign country without a passport and see h
For My Best Friend, My "special Love", My Dawg
You wait your entire life for that special love. Then it is unreachable. Perhaps because of fear, perhaps because of circumstances or perhaps because of love itself. A special love that leaves an emptiness within you if you cannot hear the other person's voice. But that makes you feel whole again with one gentle hello A special love of longing night after night for just the sight of them. or just the feeling of knowing that they may care too. A love that you know in this lifetime you will never feel again. Nor would ever want to feel again, if it brings you this much pain not to have it. That deep within your soul your love is the same as mine. We belong together. We need each other to make our lives complete. My only one My treasured one My special love. Dawg: You have learned to love me and grow with me thru alot and I thank you for accepting me as I am. you are amazing...you will forever be my best friend!
Stuff
Well, today I was off work and just in the mall and saw jonathan franklin.... he was the LT from Diamondback who got fired for showing off, HIMSELF on camera.... doing the "waiting" thing... man that movie is so fucking funny!!! anyhow... i saw him... didn't stop and say anything... i'm sure that man had more than enough of me talking shit about him!!! lol anyhow... I saw some guy in Macy's today who looked a lot like lindon... he was with his mother, and i was helping her find some Liz stuff... and i was like, wow you look like my ex b/f... and he was like, is that bad? lol so we sat and chatted a while while his mother was trying on clothes.... although, what man goes shopping with his mother?!?!?!? lol oh well whatever.... it was odd... franklin and a "lindon look alike" all in one day!!! lol funny huh?? other than that, i guess things are going ok... just tired, stressed, etc... oh well... i'm off tomorrow... then i was thurd fri and sat... BLEH... off sun and wed nest week...
Ha Ha
1) I NEED TO TELL YOU A SECRET (LO0K AT #5) 2) THE ANSWER IS (L0OK AT #11) 3) D0NT GET MAD (L0OK AT #15) 4) CALM DOWN DONT BE PISSED ( L0OK AT #13) 5) FIRST (L0OK AT #2) 6) D0NT BE THAT MAD (L0OK AT #12) 7) I JUST WANTED TO SAY THAT I LOVE YOU! 8) WHAT I WANTED TO TELL YOU IS...(THE ANSWER IS ON #14) 9) BE PATIENT (L0OK AT #4) 10) THIS IS THE LAST TIME IMMA DO THIS (L0OK AT #7) 11) IM NOT MAD WHEN IM SAYIN THIS (L0OK AT#6) 12) S0RRY (L0OK AT #8) 13) D0NT BE GETTIN ALL HYPE (L0OK AT #10) 14) I D0NT KNOW HOW TO SAY THIS (L0OK AT #3) 15) YOU MUST BE REALLY PISSED OFF (L0OK AT NUMBER #9) now you must send this to people you love!!!!and especially the one who sent it to ya......so have FUN!!!
Send This To People You Love
1) I NEED TO TELL YOU A SECRET (LO0K AT #5) 2) THE ANSWER IS (L0OK AT #11) 3) D0NT GET MAD (L0OK AT #15) 4) CALM DOWN DONT BE PISSED ( L0OK AT #13) 5) FIRST (L0OK AT #2) 6) D0NT BE THAT MAD (L0OK AT #12) 7) I JUST WANTED TO SAY THAT I LOVE YOU! 8) WHAT I WANTED TO TELL YOU IS...(THE ANSWER IS ON #14) 9) BE PATIENT (L0OK AT #4) 10) THIS IS THE LAST TIME IMMA DO THIS (L0OK AT #7) 11) IM NOT MAD WHEN IM SAYIN THIS (L0OK AT#6) 12) S0RRY (L0OK AT #8) 13) D0NT BE GETTIN ALL HYPE (L0OK AT #10) 14) I D0NT KNOW HOW TO SAY THIS (L0OK AT #3) 15) YOU MUST BE REALLY PISSED OFF (L0OK AT NUMBER #9) now you must send this to people you love!!!!and especially the one who sent it to ya......so have FUN!!! lol from seejaykaygee
Seriously Now
Alright, i am not gonna put the persons name who wrote this but it definatley made me say WTF
About The Surveys
these surveys are startng to piss me off.i think if you finish the stupid thing they sould awared u the points. just cause they dont like your answers dont mean u shouldn't be rewared.just cause they dont like your answers dont mean shit.its just another way to fix the outcome.i think fubar should atlest give you half the points if anything for wasting your time.
The Most Beautiful Rainbow
As we grow up, we learn that even the one person that wasn't supposed to ever let you down probably will. You will have your heart broken probably more than once and it's harder every time. You'll break hearts too, so remember how it felt when yours was broken. You'll fight with your best friend. You'll blame a new love for things an old one did. You'll cry because time is passing too fast, and you'll eventually lose someone you love. So take too many pictures, laugh too much, and love like you've never been hurt because every sixty seconds you spend upset is a minute of happiness you'll never get back. Don't be afraid that your life will end, be afraid that it will never begin. Live simply. Love generously. Care deeply. Speak kindly. Leave the rest to God.
Hey Everybody
hey everybody im going to have a website coming soon please be advised that im going to post it after it comes out i will behaving a labor day sale too on every holiday i will have a sale on my items some will 5% to 10% off on all items
Nsfw
NSFW - 1)cleavage shot,no face, nsfw 2)butt shot, with or with out thong or clothes, nsfw 3)any sexual act, nsfw 4)any nudity, male or female, nsfw 5)drugs, of any kind, usage or pics of the drug, nsfw 6)text tags with vulgar or sexual content, nsfw 7)morbid pics, decaputations,and such. A photo of a face, or say a set of lips,thats fine, swim suits are fine, as long as body parts are not poking out, or is see thru. Same with teddies and things, they are fine as long as tasteful and no nipples or girl thingy visable. We need to be consistant!
Sick Of All The Bs
i dont understand why people think they have to lie to you.dont people know that if they tell the truth they will go farther.i mean i know im not perect but lying is one thing i dont do and cant stand.if you lie to me you will never hear from me and you will be deleted.ill give you the shirt off my back and evey last cent i have if your honest with me just dont lie to me. i get alnong with everyone and i like to talk to people.that will answer but i cant stand the people that lie to u.and im sorry if im pissing people off but im just vamping.someone on here tried to pull some shit and i need to vamp.so thanks for taking the time too read this. thanks eric
Just A Poem From Overseas
Silent Sacrifice I do not enjoy existing this way, Hiding in the shadows from the light of day. Unseen by those I see yet felt by those I touch, I live in a world where war governs much With my weapon in hand and many faces in my head, I look them in the eyes, those who’s blood I’ll shed. For I feel no pain and feel no hate, Towards those who’s life I’m about to take. I am the hand of God; I am the dealer of fate. From a distance, in the trees and shadows I wait. With a round in the chamber and the bolt locked tight, I look them in the eyes through my telescopic sight. They do not see me; they have nothing to say, To the sniper in the bushes 500 yards away. They live their life with no care in the world. They no nothing of the sniper-rifle I hold. I touch the trigger and say goodbye, The man in my sights is about to die. He crumples like paper as the round hits his head, I feel no pain, no regrets to be said. I move to the next, he falls just as fast,
The Countdown Has Begun
Well the time is near and I am almost out here. Come the 30th I will be going to work at 8 am and I get off at 5 pm. Once I am off work I will be starting my journey back to West Virginia. Today I got a call from my ATL out in Washington PA asking me if I was still planning on making it out there. I told him yes I was leaving here Moday the 30th at around 5 pm to head up there. I told him the I will be ready to work on the 6th of August. I am going to be training a new tech they hired out there for a couple o months till the new store in Wheeling West Virginia open up. Then I am going to be opening up that store, I did find out that I will not be the only tech in the new store there is actually going to be 2 of us and the other person will be already trained and infact has been with the company for a while soIwont have to worry about training there once that store opens. So that is a good relief. I can't wait to get back home and see some old freinds and family members and looking fo
Chat Room Encounters
One night I was in a local chat room looking for a female who might be interested in having a 3-some with me and my husband. After typing my message on the screen I got a few responses from some guys wanting to have a 3-some with us and I of course told them I wasn't interested, but thanks anyways. Then finally I get a female response and she asks me our age and our location. She ended up being around the same age as us and she also lived less than 10 miles away. She wanted to meet with us in person ASAP so the next afternoon I gave her a call and we arranged to go over to her house that evening. When we arrived she answered the door and invited us in. On her coffee table she had some tequila, limes, salt, and a shot glass all ready to go so that we could all sit back and get relaxed and comfortable with one another. She was about 5'4 and she had a nice body. Her hair was brown and her eyes were blue. She had nice perky tits that were about a 36D. I said "Well I'm Nikki and this is
A Glance
Screams within Dreams of my sanity hiding thy self behind a false reality with masked thoughts of jealousy I glance unto humanity unable to grasp my own vanity struggling within my own calamity holding a world in disdain thoughts of my tortured pain with words so vain leaving laughter hidden in a tear stain feeling the life drain hiding amoungst the sane just for once to feel alive not to struggle but survive asking upon my turn to arrive dreams in which I strive among this world I do try never to give never to die Screams within my dreams of my sanity struggling reality of my jealousy yet still i live still I care holding my solitude in deep despair hiding my tears behind my laughter
Fbh
I have seen that many on here have fubar hubbys...can you tell me if this is people dating or just for fun on here..cause i do not want to piss someone off...
Dance
I'm so excited!! I just talked to my friend today who has just opened a new dance studio. This fall she will be offering all kinds of dance classes. I've known for a while that she will be offering pole dancing lessons. I'd been wanting to take those, but before now they have not been offered in this area. Today she told me that she will also be offering belly dancing lessons!!!! I was made for belly dancing. I have a pretty small waist. It's not tiny after two kids and being lazy and enjoying food so much, but it's pretty small. I do have giant hips that will look great belly dancing. I'll be able to wear costumes that will show off my tattoos. My butt is going to look so good!
Interior Monitor Cleaner
Scroll down slowly and your monitor will be cleaned! SCREEN CLEANER OKAY. Your screen is clean.
Point Taken.
I accept your argument that there is a slim chance you are NOT an idiot. But why take chances?
My Mothers Wisdom
Why spend the last day of your life washing breakfast dishes, wait til after supper to wash. Always buy christmas dishtowels on sale, that way it adds some holiday sparkle to any chore. Nothing wrong with a load of whites washed with a red sock, now you can't tell where you dropped strawberry ice cream at. Now that the neighbors got a big screen, the universal remote finally comes in handy Never leave your windows down at a yard sale, people steal. Just because Goodwill won't accept all the junk doesnt mean it comes back into the house.
G'nite!
Well I'm taking my happy ass to bed. I've had enough for one day. I uploaded a bunch of new pictures..A bunch of me. I actually like a couple of them. :) Thats a shock! Go show em some love, with some rates n comments! :) I ♥ Comments! LoL Ahh well - Good Night. Tomorrows the big day. Dentist time ...Dun dun dun. BrattyBytch has Left the building!! HOT MySpace Comments & HOT MySpace Layouts
Blah :(
have you ever wanted something so bad, but you know you couldn't have it. Have you ever loved someone so much, but they were afraid to date you cause they are afraid to lose you as a friend. Then you find out they are moving to california, so you want to try to spend time with him before he leaves, but in reality, you wish he wasn't going? Then it makes you afraid, and hurt, because even though I am glad that I have online friends, that are there for me online, but it hurts me because he is one of the only friends I have offline, and now he'll be like each and everyone of you, hundreds of miles away, and I will only be able to speak to him occasionally. I wont' be able to see him, the one i love. My best friend.
The Witch Story
Have you ever met a witch is a my first blog, it started out as a way to vent my frustration, out because of the people I work with who act like little children in grade school, and slowly I have tried to turn it into just a story,the only problem is, I have to get really upset and mad in order to write, and lately, thank God I have not had to work around these children (adults) so until next time, Have a Great Day
Texas Hold-em
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Ratings And Stuff
There are some things I find odd to rate from a 1 - 10, like blogs .. maybe it's just me and I'm tired and need to go to bed LOL... I would think some of the stash things should be 1-10 rather than just thumbs up and thumbs down ... of course I'm at a loss for alot of things here at Fubar right now ... What do you all think?... Yea yea, this almost sounds like I'm asking a mumm question, but I can't post any mumms anymore ... wahhhh LOL
Quot From Leiniitus
tonight we dine in hell
A Calling
A calling to Minster to Others The question comes up some time along ones path “Should I stay in the closet, or come out into the open?” This is a very personal question that isn’t answered lightly. There are many factors to take into account in making this type of commitment. Coming out into the open and supporting the local Pagan Community takes a commitment that is serious and far reaching. As you become more active and open in the community, more is expected of you by the deities you fallow. Some of the attributes that can develop is a caring for fellow pagans around you. Due to the diversity of a Pagan Path you are required to be tolerance of others. Especially in a Pagan Community not everyone fallows the same path or even the same rules. Keeping this in mind let’s look at what a ministry is. Simply put to minister means to devote yourself to the church or religion you fallow, to help others and to study the scriptures or doctrine of your faith. Now not all ministers are ord
How To Be Romantic And Crap.
Please to be allowing the insertion of tab A into slot B. How's them apples? Goodness. I've lost my mind.
Help My Friend Win Her Blast!!
Yes its a silly contest, but i need help as i cant do it all, and have done 100's... Just click her pic and LEAVE lots of comments please
To My Fellow Fubar Participants!!!!!!
I'M GOING TO SAY THIS AND SAY THIS ONCE. I'M NOT GOING TO GO INTO A DIATRIBE ABOUT THIS AND I WILL POST IT AS A BLOG SO PEOPLE CAN GET IT. IF I SPEAK AND YOU DON'T SPEAK BACK, I'M CUTTING YOU, NO WARNINGS AND YOU ONLY GET ***ONE TIME*** THIS IS THE ONLY TIME I'M GOING TO SAY THIS. IT'S JUST COMMON COURTESY, THATS ALL. EVERYONE HAVE A NICE DAY
A Requested Poem
Kimberly's poem. MD Johnson July 2007 Soon the urge will over take you, sweetheart To take me, your friend Into your arms and never let me go. Soon the urge will inundate you To caress my longing form With the tenderness of your soul. Soon the urge will wash you To feel my fireworks Exploding deep within your well of existence; For you have found I am the form of your lifelong exigency, I am the craving of your mortal ardor, I am your entire embodied answer, You have hunted your whole life for. Come and drink of life's most loving pond, Reflecting the craving in your middle that is me; Do with this willing man what you desire most, For only with the fulfilling of your personal dreams Will we find our heavenly contract Which the angels labeled 'us'.
Crazyfly998
crazyfly998@ fubar
Famous Marine Corps Quotes
"Being ready is not what matters. What matters is winning after you get there." (Lieutenant General Victor H. Krulak, USMC, April 1965.) "You don't hurt 'em if you don't hit 'em." (Lieutenant General Lewis B. Puller, USMC, 1962.) "Retreat Hell! We're just attacking in another direction." (Attributed to Major General Oliver P. Smith, USMC, Korea, December 1950.) "Goddam it, you'll never get the Purple Heart hiding in a foxhole! Follow me!" (Captain Henry P. "Jim" Crowe, USMC, Guadalcanal, 13 January 1943.) "Come on, you sons of bitches-do you want to live forever?" (Attributed to Gunnery Sergeant Dan Daly, USMC, Belleau Wood, June 1918.) "Once a Marine, always a Marine!" (MSgt Paul Woyshner, a 40-year Marine, is credited with originating this expression during a taproom argument with a discharged Marine.) "I can't say enough about the two Marine divisions. If I use words like brilliant, it would really be an under-description of the
Cheyenne
cheyenne@ fubar
Woohoo, She Left!
ok, well she is officially gone now! It didn't go too bad though, much better than her last visit. Judging by the frequency of her visits I won't have to deal with another one for a few years! We did go to visit my sister and man, those two in the same area for more than an hour IS NOT a good idea! Thank goodness we didn't stay at her place, but at a hotel! I actually managed to pay for some things on my own while she was here, last time she paid for everything, even when I already had my money out or the check written! makes me feel like I'm two or something and incapable of paying for myself! I think maybe all my eye rolling and sighing got the point across!! at least now life will go back to normal, yehaw!
Unofficial Marine Dictionary
0 Dark 30. Very early in the morning, pronounced oh, dark thirty. [Editor's Note: A lot of people have complained that a Marine would not call the numeral zero an "oh". That is possibly correct but it was pronounced in that unorthodox way when it was first used in the 1960s, possibly to add emphasis to the phrase.] 030SHIT. Pronounced "Oh three, Oh shit." Military Occupational Specialty of a junior infantry officer. I Corps. (Vietnam) The northernmost of four corps areas in South Vietnam. I Corps was the province of the U. S. Marines while II, III and IV Corps were U. S. Army areas. Pronounced eye-corps. I Marine Expeditionary Force A Marine Air Ground Task Force (MAGTF) of the primarily composed of the 1st Marine Division, 3rd Marine Aircraft Wing, and 1st Marine Logistics Group. Among Marines, it is common to pronounce I MEF as "eye mef", "first mef", or "one mef". The 1st Marine Expeditionary Force is commanded by a Lieutenant General. (I stole this from Wikipedia so I
Quotations By U.s. Marines:
For over 221 years our Corps has done two things for this great Nation. We make Marines, and we win battles. Gen. Charles C. Krulak, USMC (CMC); 5 May 1997 Come on, you sons-of-bitches! Do you want to live forever? GySgt. Daniel J. "Dan" Daly, USMC; near Lucy-`le-Bocage as he led the 5th Marines attack into Belleau Wood, 6 June 1918 Gone to Florida to fight the Indians. Will be back when the war is over. Col. Archibald Henderson, USMC (CMC); in a note pinned to his office door, 1836 Don't you forget that you're First Marines! Not all the communists in Hell can overrun you! Col. Lewis B. "Chesty" Puller, USMC; rallying his First Marine Regiment near Chosin Reservoir, Korea, December 1950 Marines die, that's what we're here for. But the Marine Corps lives forever. And that means YOU live forever. The mythical GySgt. Hartman, USMC; portrayed by GySgt. R. Lee Ermey, a Marine Corps Drill Instructor using his own choice of words from the movie "Full Metal Jacket", 1987
Hump Day!
Well tomorrow is Wednesday already! And July is almost over.. I don't know where the summer is going! I took my son to the Orthodentist today ... weee.. thats fun, and expensive, He's only 8 and is being fitted for expanders for his mouth. He has too tiny of a mouth for his adult teeth. I find that hard to believe since he seems to be such a LOUD child, haha, only kidding.And it's back to work for me tomorrow .. bleh!... oh well , gotta work to pay for everything my son needs ... which is way too much ... I hope everyone is doing well, and enjoying their summer, or jus enjoying their lives!!... I am sad that I can no longer post mumms... I really enjoyed posting them ... But I still vote and comment once in a while ... sighs...
Home
My house is a total disaster, in fact I avoid coming home. My roommate still has shit here, her son keeps causing issues and my kids are not home and left it somewhat messy. Oh and to top it all off my sub-woofer blew so I had no music for a week. I bought a new sound system, but I made a huge mess putting it up and taking the old one out. Ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!! I need a shot, working too many hours to actually do much more than try to not add to the mess.
Cooki2008
COOKI2008@ fubar
Teenagers.....too Funny!!!
>A mother passing by her daughter's bedroom was astonished to see > >the bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then she >saw an envelope propped up prominently on the center of the bed. > >It was addressed, "Mom." With the worst premonition, she opened >the envelope and read the letter with trembling hands: > >Dear Mom: > It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing >you. I had to elope with my new boyfriend because I wanted to >avoid a scene with Dad and you. I've been finding real passion >with Ahmed and he is so nice-even with all his piercings, >tattoos, beard, and his motorcycle clothes. But it's not only >the passion Mom, I'm pregnant and Ahmed said that we will be >very happy. He already owns a trailer in the woods and has a >stack >of firewood for the whole winter. He wants to have many more >children with me and that's now one of my dreams too. Ahmed >taught me that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone and we'll be > >growing it for us a
Ten Quotations About U.s. Marines:
The safest place in Korea was right behind a platoon of Marines. Lord, how they could fight! MGen. Frank E. Lowe, USA; Korea, 26 January 1952 Marines know how to use their bayonets. Army bayonets may as well be paper-weights. Navy Times; November 1994 Why in hell can't the Army do it if the Marines can. They are the same kind of men; why can't they be like Marines. Gen. John J. "Black Jack" Pershing, USA; 12 February 1918 The United States Marine Corps, with its fiercely proud tradition of excellence in combat, its hallowed rituals, and its unbending code of honor, is part of the fabric of American legend. Thomas E. Ricks; Making the Corps, 1997 The raising of that flag on Suribachi means a Marine Corps for the next five hundred years. James Forrestal, Secretary of the Navy; 23 February 1945 referencing the flag-raising on Iwo Jima had been immortalized in a photograph by Associated Press photographer Joe Rosentha I have just returned from visiting the Marin
A Quote Given To Me
"KINDNESS IS NOT WEAKNESS...BUT SELF-CONTROL"
Usmc Saws, Adages, Sayings And Other Truths
If you can read this, thank a teacher, If you are reading it in English, thank a Veteran Save Water, Shower With A Marine Grunts Can Do Anything Marines Always Welcome, Relatives By Appointment Good Night Chesty, Wherever You Are Marine Sniper -- Visualize World Peace Marine Sniper -- You Can Run But You Can't Hide What Part of Marine Don't you Understand We Don't Care How You Do It In The Navy Be Safe Sleep With A Marine To Boldly Go Where A FEW GOOD MEN Have Gone Before Heros Get Remembered, Legends Live Forever When It Absolutely, Positively Must Be DESTROYED Overnight -- Call The USMC Heaven Won't Take Us and Hell Is Afraid We'll Take Over There Are Two Types of People: MARINES and Those Who Wish They Were It Ain't Braggng If YOU Can Do It We Deliver More Destruction Overnight Than Those Who Deliver Overnight Deadliest Weapon In The World -- A Marine And His Rifle If You Weren't There Then Shut Up Marines Ne
Mums
I posted a MUM Monday on here. My Mum was saying thanks to all the members on here that are serving our Country. i didn't say anything disrespectful to any member on this site. I was called profane names, heard all kinds of bashing of our military etc. I got a PM from the staff saying my mum had been removed because it was offensive an NSW etc. I replyed as to what I sad or did that made it offensive. Something isn't right where you can't defend your self an some low life can be profane and say things about members that are nice people an nothing is said or done to them. If, I'm wrong here, maybe, I should leave. Comments in kind Chris
I'm Never Going To Be
I’m never going to be that happy-go-lucky girl that giggles at everything and never gets angry. I’m never going to be that petite little blonde down the street. I’m never going to be the girl that pretends to be stupid just to make you feel smarter. I’m never going to be the girl who does things to ease your mind. I’m never going to be the girl who drinks champagne instead of beer. I’m never going to be the girl who sits in the corner and stays quiet. I’m never going to be the girl who gets jealous and wants to fight because some other girl thinks you are cute. I’m never going to be the girl that sits and cries all night over you. I’m never going to be the girl who conforms to societies norms. I’m never going to be the girl you want me to be. I’m never going to be that girl.
To My Ex, Jeff
I promise you my love I promise you my heart I promise you my life I promise we'll never be apart I promise not to hurt you I promise to never make you cry I promise to always trust you I promise not to lie I promise you forever I promise you tonight I promise you my respect I promise to do things right I promise to always be there I promise until the end I promise to always love you I promise to be your best friend I promise you my love I promise you my life I promise this forever I promise our friendship is my life you're the PEANUT to my BUTTER , you're the STAR to my BURST, you're the M to my M, you're the POP to my TART, you're the MILKY to my WAY, you're the FRUIT to my LOOP, you're the MILK to my DUDS, you're the LUCKY to my CHARMS, you're the ICE to my CREAM, you're the GHETTO to my BOOTY, but mostly.... you're the BEST to my FRIEND
Never Goin' Back Again...
Waiting for the right moment wanting to see the change Staying together forever our lives be rearranged Happiness all around a new found life Ignoring all the signs of heartache and strife Needing one another through the think and thin It's easy when life is great but suddenly within Somewhere along the way all spark has gone Did I do something was I in wrong Change myself daily try not to make it worse Every attempt for happiness failed cry till my voice is hoarse I show my weakness my pain inside is too much I need you badly but you left is such a rush Not a word to me said you picked up and gone I can still remember my last words while you leave with your mom I am not mad in no manner am I upset Disappointed that it's over I do live now with regret I feel that I've tried although I wonder that too If I had only done this or that to my heart would you be true The house is so empty as from work I come home Finding a letter on my
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I tried to make you happy Lord knows I tried so hard to be What you hoped that I would be I gave you what you wanted God couldn't give you what you need You wanted more from me Than I could ever be You wanted heart and soul But you didn't know, baby Wild, wild is the wind That takes me away from you Caught in the night without your love To see me through Wild, wild is the wind That blows through my heart Wild is the wind, Wild is the wind You got to understand, baby Wild is the wind You need someone to hold you Somebody to be there night and day Someone to kiss your fears away I just went on pretending Too weak, too proud, too tough to say I couldn't be the one To make your dreams come true That's why I had to run Though I needed you, baby Wild, wild is the wind That takes me away from you Caught in the night without your love To see me through, baby Wild, wild is the wind That blows through my heart tonight That tears us apart Wild is the w
Gifts
I hate people who ask for ratings and gifts...but now I understand...if you don't ask, you don't get. I WANT SOME GIFTS!!!!!!!
It Is Official
So, it is official. I start school on September 19th. I am pleased with myself that I finally took initiative and I finally going back to school. While at the same time I have butterflies and knots in my tummmy. Wow...
Is It Real Or No Big Deal?..you Decide
WHEN YOU LOG IN ARE YOU REALLY HERE FOR REAL? OR ARE YOU HERE FOR FUN, ACTUALLY NO BIG DEAL? DO YOU REALIZE THIS IS A GAME FOR MOST OF YOU, THEN THERE ARE OTHERS WHO REALLY HAVE NO CLUE... ARE WE SO BORED WITH OUR OWN LIVES.... WE BEFRIEND FOLKS,THEN THEY TURN AROUND AND OUT COME THE KNIVES.... SOME POSE AS WHO THEY WISH THEY COULD BE WHILE OTHERS ARE REAL.. JUST AS THEIR PICTURES ALLOW YOU TO SEE EACH AND EVERYONE OF US WE ALL FLIRT... ALL WE EVER SAY IS AWWWW WHO DOES IT HURT? YET THERE ARE TIMES IT DOES JUST THAT PLAYING FOLKS ENDING UP ALONE IN YAHOO CHAT... YET EVERYONE ALWAYS SAYS THE SAME THING TIME AFTER TIME...ITS NOT REAL SO YOUR LOOKING STUPID CAUSE YOUR THE ONE MAKING A BIG DEAL SO WHERE DOES THE LINE STOP? HOW FAR IS ALL THE WAY BEFORE YOU LET THEM DROP? IF ITS REALLY NO BIG DEAL .....AS YOU ALL SAY HOW DOES IT END UP REALLY GOING ALL THE WAY? I CAME HERE TO HAVE A LITTLE FUN... NOW ALL I WANNA DO IS DUCK AND RUN... WHAT IS REAL TO YOU?...WHAT IS FAKE?
The Marine
you can keep your army khaki, you can keep your navy blue, I have the world's best fighting man to introduce to you,. His uniform is different The best you've ever seen, the german's call him "devil dog" But his real name is MARINE. He was born on Parris Island the place that God forgot, the sand is 18 inches deep and the sun is blazing hot. He gets up every morning before the rising sun he'll run 100 miles or more before the day is done. and when he gets to Heaven, Saint Peter he will tell, "one more Marine reporting Sir" "i've done my time in hell" He'll hug you and kiss you and treat you like a Queen, there;s no better fighting man than a UNITED STATES MARINE
Logical Fallacies
before you even think about arguing anything, ever, go to logicalfallacies.info (im not a nerd so i don't know how to do html and such) and study the lost art of logical arguments. how many times have you looked at the mumms, and some internet tough guy is going off on some tangent about ICP or vampires or somesuch nonsense??? i believe, if we spread the gospel of intelligent, rational discourse throughout fubar, the quality of discussion will be immediately improved.
Just Popping In....
Which Sunset Do You Like Best???
My Quote
world peace will be the day of our destruction for the day we have all murdered ourselves will be the day of peace.
True Meaning Of Skid Marks
What Men Call Women.
You know I think I realize that we all use pet names on each other. It's all good, and I use the phrase sexy pants, handsome, knockout, DDH...drop dead handsome, sometimes I say babe at the end of a sentence...only when I am saying..."take care babe!" Talk to you soon babe! You know shit like that. But when I'm in my shout box and I'm talking to someone and he calls me BABY, and every second word outta his mouth is baby this and baby that. I just want to scream....I HATE being called BABY...I'm not wearing pampers, nor am I doing anything that would insist I'm a baby. Except right now cause I'm ready to have a temper tantrum like a baby. LMFAO!!! Anyhow, for further reference and you know who you are...I'M NOT YOUR BABY!!!! Thank you. Sincerely, Kristine
Why I Hate Tom From Myspace
Tom is the most pitiful excuse for a web developer I have ever seen. He fucked up the website, posts an alert about something completely irrelevant and you can't e-mail him. I mean, if you could than why the fuck can't i? his fucking online status is ALWAYS set to away.
Please Help Kids Are Dying
ok maybe not mine yet but please go see sicko and vote in 08
Are You On My List?????????????
OK PEOPLE I HAVE 9142 FRIENDS ON MY FRIENDS LIST AND MORE THAN 3500 OF YOU NEVER RATED MY PROFILE OR BECOME MY FAN EVEN THOUGH I DID BECOME A FAN OF YOU.... AM I NOT WORTH IT????????? AND IF YOU LIKE TO STAY ON MY LIST PLEASE BE KIND AND CHECK IF YOU DID OR NOT ,AND PLEASE HIT ME UP WITH HELLO AND I'LL RETURN THE LOVE TO ALL...BECAUSE I'M GOING TO START DELETING WHO EVER IGNORE THE FACT TO RATE AND BECOME MY FAN.. JUST CLICK ON THIS LINK BELOW TO FIND OUT ۞WÌLÐÇÄŦ۞® õWñÈR õҒ WÌLÐÇÄŦ ŦRÄÌñ ñ LõÚñGÈ۞@ fubar THANK YOU SO MUCH AND HAVE A GREAT EVENING AND BETTER HUMP DAY HUGS AND KISSES ۞WÌLÐÇÄŦ۞ To all my friends and the comments bombers............... My friend entered this contest and she want 35,000 to win her happy hour can you please help her to win this contest please :P:P:P I'm sure you're not going to let me down,if each one of you will give 1 rate and 20 to 30 comment she will be ok and
Way Of The Road
So here in Spartanburg it seems the local trucking jobs are few and far between. After alot of thought I've decided to take a long haul trucking job. I've done long haul before but it was different then. I had someone waiting for me to get home. Now I have noone and no reason not to just stay out on the road. James Hetfield said "And the road becomes my bride". Chris Cornell sang "I am the highway". Maybe I will become the subject of one such ballad. Its a horrible feeling knowing there's no reason to return home. For that matter, why even call it home any longer? I don't like the notion of fate or destiny, But I don't think I have much more choice in the matter. Thanks for reading this.
You Got Time
Are you well rested baby, are you ready to let me in your world? You got time? Then turn off your cell and turn me on and make it happen and just just let it flow See what unfolds and roll with it, and live with it We never can get passed time back again so enjoy it while you can and I am certain we can enjoy each other I prefer to be spontaneous but we can do whatever no plans only a date and time are actually needed and a spot to rendezvous Exchange pleasantries and commence with the interview see I believe you know more about me than I do about you so I’ll be interviewing you tonight boo I’ll get you the drink of your choice so that you may speak freely and of course I’ll get the needful to liberate me And as I softly smile my mind runs six hundred thousand miles a minute Damn we can go far in a minute huh So you got time? Will you put me in it? I mean will you make time for me, time for us, time to see? What we can do with time spent unconditionally So are you well rest
Blast
i got a 3 day blast goin about... if ya happen to see it screen cap it for me? will send ya a plat cherry for it too :D xoxo
A Big Thank You
wanted to say a public thank you to a very special person who helped Me through a VERY bad day today. Thanks Hon xoxoxoxoxo I only hope I can be there as much for You.
A List Of What It Is To Be Timmy
Some random items or ideas i've came up with at the time that makes up me. None of them are good..just thought I'd get the negativity out before i go to sleep. - Watch a lot of sports - Not happy really unless I'm hanging out with someone - Hate sleeping alone - Want a relationship but not sure how to approach - Can't approach a chick at a bar - Don't drink - Haven't had a relationship longer than a few months - Live in a very expensive area - Still haven't had people talk to me enough to be able to depend on them - Not a morning person - Used to like talking on the phone but find it a waste of time because almost everyone i know doesn't like talking on it - Tend to meet women who already have baggage - Read that entire last Harry Potter book..ppfttt - Still got a gut - Seem to have this target as just being the nice guy Aight..don't complaining for now.. ~Timmy~
Wanting And Needing
So it begins, very restrained at first, As a tingling sensation, an unquenchable thirst. Intrigue is the theme of this murmuring well, Where the passion that's shared, we both fail to suppress. Wanting and needing the taste and the touch, Of your lips on my flesh is a burden too much. Wanting and needing the juice of your flavor, Succulent desires my tongue seeks to savor. As we touch I’m learning that our feelings are real, Ignoring the movements of time as we steal. Tasting I'm blind to my significant other With mischievous eyes, my senses you smother. Wanting and needing these hours we spend, Away from the world where we have to pretend. Wanting and needing these moments in time, When I can be yours and you can be mine. Stroked, warmed and submerged in your pleasure, You’re scaling my spine for the pearl that I treasure. Returning your gestures, I'm paying what's due, While wondering, "how can our lie become true". Wanting and needing you more than I sh
A New Beginning
Hello My name is Cashmere and I have a story to tell. I hope you like and understand how my life have changed. Four years ago I lost custody of my children because of a misunderstanding. I fought long and hard to get my children back. I lost hope many time along the way. I had to kiss many azz'z to have my life back to somewhat normal. As time goes by I will let you know alot about my new life. I'm just so Thankful to have my family back. I swear there was times I wanted to kill myself because I thought all my decision was wrong, but I prove to them, Social Services..aka..DHR...that I am a good mother. Four years I cried many nights, praying that the day would come that I will have my dream...My Family. I love what the Lord has done for me. I have three beautiful children, ages 19, 17, and 16. One boy and two girls. I'm proud of my family and I love them so much. I hope I meet alot of friends here, I'm a open minded person. I love reading, writing and being wi
Condemned
I wished upon a star one night Shining brightly above me I wished upon a four-leaf clover Growing underneath a tree Each year in June I wished upon a candle glowing bright I wished upon each shooting star that passed me in the night I blew away a fallen lash I whispered in a prayer That my true love would someday appear For me to love and care With eyes the color of the sea And a smile ear to ear He'd hold me in his arms And defend from all I fear A knight in shining armor is the man he'd try to be And every evening after work he'd come home to be with me I wished for someone to grow old with and walk with hand in hand Indeed my dream had come true But others caused it to come to an end How I prayed that this love would last Through the trials that have come to pass I've given all my faith that this love was true But now I am condemned to a life without you
Day In The Life Of Jen
Today hasn't been the best day.. Physically I'm drained.. This past weekend though was awesome! My parents come into town. I haven't seen my parents for a little over 19 months. It was great to see them again.. I got trashed with my Mom and sister. Monday they went back Home :( A friend of mine came into town that morning so i had a pretty busy day.. Trying to spend time with just about everyone..Not counting the fact I have 3 children to run after.. 'Which is my I'm drained" So yeah im pretty much rambling at the moment.. Its what Tuesday. Mark went home this morning.. I had gone out and done a little bit of shopping. "Nothing for my self of course" Then came home cleaned the house and made supper.. Then i get a phone call from my husband. Blah Blah.. Lets just say our conversations don't last longer then 4-5 min! Every 4 days or so.. So he pretty much did his normal ramble. How things are with him. Not the slightest though of asking how I'm doing.. So of course I bust out how stresse
Help
PEOPLE COME ON HELP ME GET TO LEVEL 9 IVE BEEN TRYIN ITS HARD I NEED EVERYONES HELP
Feelings
I've spoken for the wounded, the broken glass on the floor. A shattered face, tears of blood stained in the bathroom sink. It's the American way. Fly your flag with patriotic faces painted in red, white, and blue. I'll stand down putting the bars on my window protecting my assets while you fight cowardly about yours.
Sorry Ya'll .. :(
Ive been tryin to get to anything so i can get comments for everyone page . and Mozilla is not likin me tonite . and I think its Paired up with IE .. cuz that shit just aint workin .. :( So .. Im sending Luv to everyone thru this . cuz lawd knows how long ill be here before im tossed into the abiss .. Hugs to all Wen :)
I Am Only Me
“Passion, it lies in all of us, sleeping... waiting... and though unwanted... unbidden... it will stir... open its jaws and howl. It speaks to us... guides us... passion rules us all, and we obey. What other choice do we have? Passion is the source of our finest moments. The joy of love... the clarity of hatred... and the ecstasy of grief. It hurts sometimes more than we can bear. If we could live without passion maybe we'd know some kind of peace... but we would be hollow... Empty rooms shuttered and dank. Without passion we'd be truly dead.” Joss Whedon Your Love Element Is Fire In love, you are a true listener and totally present. For you, love is all about feeling more alive than you've ever felt. You attract others with your joy and passion. Your flirting style is defined by your strong ability to communicate. Fun and play are the cornerstones of your love life. And while your flame may burn too brightly, it's part of your appeal. You connect best with:
Relatively Short Stuff.
Would you believe that I'm bored, cold, tired, and blogging? I believe that you would, as it seems to be quite normal these days. I also feel somewhat sad, though I do not know why. Strange, eh? Ciao.
Will I
Will I come over? Yes, I'll come over Simply because you want to bend me over, kiss, love and lick me all over Don't stop now cause you giving me chills all over And my body is being thrilled all over Late nite??? Baby I'm a nite owl I'll take you at your word That we'll be going for hours lovin, kissin, touchin Can you feed me? Yes, you can but not strawberries... It's your dick I crave you see Can I show it to you...explictly?? The way I'll stroke it, suck it, ride it like that And have my 'P' grind it like that Will I come over? Yes, I'll come over... If you promise to cum with me
Women
Why is it I can never find a nice decent woman.. I alwas end up wih cheaters, lil girls and their drama, or straight up bytches.. I mean I can handle a bytch but I mean psyco crazy...lol I try being faithful, spoiling, what else can I do... Am I cursed..lol
Love's Fire
“Passion, it lies in all of us, sleeping... waiting... and though unwanted... unbidden... it will stir... open its jaws and howl. It speaks to us... guides us... passion rules us all, and we obey. What other choice do we have? Passion is the source of our finest moments. The joy of love... the clarity of hatred... and the ecstasy of grief. It hurts sometimes more than we can bear. If we could live without passion maybe we'd know some kind of peace... but we would be hollow... Empty rooms shuttered and dank. Without passion we'd be truly dead.” Joss Whedon Your Love Element Is Fire In love, you are a true listener and totally present. For you, love is all about feeling more alive than you've ever felt. You attract others with your joy and passion. Your flirting style is defined by your strong ability to communicate. Fun and play are the cornerstones of your love life. And while your flame may burn too brightly, it's part of your appeal. You connect best with:
Why Is It When I Have My Best Ideas For Mumms They Don't Work?
FRICK AND FRACK
Crush ?! Who Who! Lol
hmmm there's three ppl that put crushes on me, I know who TWO of them are, now , I wanna know who that 3rd one is so, whoever ya are........fess up! lol ;) ..... Jade
''if We Kissed......''
IF WE KISSED: what type of kiss [ ] french [ ] peck what position [ ] standing [ ] sitting [ ] lying down if standing where would we be [ ] in a public place like the mall [ ] outside somewhere like an open feild/street [ ] on my/your front pourch/back yard if sitting what/where will we be siiting in [ ] in a car [ ] a room [ ] on my/your front pourch/back yard if lying down what/where would we be lying down on [ ] my/your bed [ ] side walk [ ] a desk/table if we were outside what would the weather be like [ ] rain and thunder [ ] hot..humid [ ] snowy [ ] cloudy [ ] clear skies nice spring breeze where would ur hands be [ ] up my shirt [ ] on my waist [ ] down my pants [ ] in my hands [ ] hugging me [ ] holding my chin up [ ] on my neck/head lastly what would you want our kiss to lead to [ ] a few more short and sweet kisses/pecks [ ] some touching [ ] sex [ ] make out session [ ] a medium to long meaningful kiss wait one mo
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I sometimes wonder if I'm like the only person who seems to get lonely withouth any reason. Or at least lonely enough to really feel lonely. If that makes sense. All I can say is that I hate it. When I get this lonely I don't know what the reason is. It's just plain annoying. I'll stop now since you don't want to hear me complaining.
Build A Box Of Friendship
Into a box of friendship To insure that it is strong First a layer of respect On the bottom does belong. Then to the sides attach, In the corners where they meet, Several anchors full of trust, Devoid of all deceit. The height of friendship can be measured By the sides of four, So make them all a larger cut, And the box will hold much more. Now fill it up with courtesy, Honor and esteem, Understanding, sympathy, And passion for a dream. Add to that your honesty, Emotions joy and love, And since they’re so important, Place them up above But leave the box wide open So all can see inside, To learn what makes a friendship work From the box you built with pride. www.hostdrjack.comHost Your Images & Videos FREE CLICK HERE! In Love & Light, V
You're An Extreme Redneck When....
1. You let your 14-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids. 2. The Blue Book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas is in it. 3. You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws. 4. You think a woman who is "out of your league" bowls on a different night. 5. You wonder how service stations keep their rest-rooms so clean. 6. Someone in your family died right after saying, "Hey, guys, watch this." 7. You think Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader. 8. Your wife's hairdo was once ruined by a ceiling fan. 9. Your junior prom offered day care. 10. You think the last words of the "Star-Spangled Banner" are "Gentlemen, start your engines." 11. You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off its wheels. 12. The Halloween pumpkin on your porch has more teeth than your spouse. 13. You have to go outside to get something from the fridge. 14. One of your kids was born on a
Betrayal
“The best ammunition against lies is the truth, there is no ammunition against gossip. It is like a fog and the clear wind blows it away and the sun burns it off.” Ernest Hemingway They stab you when you're not looking They snicker when you've just entered the room They gossip behind your back Yet stand before you and smile, calling you friend. They seduce your mates Right under your nose They spew off nothing but hate and lies while you're comfortable feeling you have this family of friends around you. One day the light flickers on in your mind's eye You are suddenly aware of the treachery surrounding you. Soon you find that they have played you a fool You turn to one that you believed forever you could trust. One that you love dearly and whole-heartedly Only to find they are still stuck in the cloud of deceit. Your heart is torn with which way to turn now Suspicions arise and you sit back and let it ride. The price we pay for popularity, friendships that w
So Done!
Hello my sweet sexy Fubar friends. I'm just giving a bit of an update on the moving. Finally done! So very tired though, sore, black and blue, did I mention tired? Going back to the house Friday to make sure we didn't forget anything though. Personally I just want to sleep, for days. Soon I should be back to my endless comenting and leaving you all much love. xoxoox
Dilligaf
nsfw? probably. Stuff I put on here seems to end up there nyway. lmao....fubar? mkay....listen up....I keep seeing the ladies on here saying "no nsfw pics, don't ask to see my #@!'s, i have a cam but you can't see me, i don't want to see your c#@k....etc. First of all, I don't like looking if I can't touch/play with...(makes it hard going to wal-mart, so I go early in the a.m..) Second of all, and maybe the least important at this stage....I don't want you to see my c#@k. Not if you're not gonna play with it. NOT lol. I do love interacting with people and having a laugh occasionally. I really hate it when I send someone a profile comment after reading through pages and pages of personal stuff, looking at pics and reading blogs and then find out they don't allow profile comments.....fascist bitch for real. And this is only after I've rated and added them.... Silly Me!! If all you want out of life is other people's opinions, ask, I'm easy.....if you want a real opionon and a "c
While
Sorry it has been ages since ive really been around. I'll try to be on more now. Update on my life.... Been to the drs severalt times... My stomach acid has been eating ym esophagus, they say itll heal over time, if it doesnd evelops into something else in the meantime.. Other then that still int he air force workin away... Finding time to go out and stuff too... yea yea havent been around here, but thatll change ill pop in time to time.. not as much as i used to though
Emotional Volcano
Fury building Longing to escape Churing hot lava deep inside Burning. Trapped, thick steam Seeking ventilation Exploding in a sudden crash. A whirlwind of ash and lava erupts into the heavens An awesome display of fire and fury Refusing to be restrained any more Dormant for far too long. Feelings once imprisioned within Now atlast unleashed Desiring what others have A Volcano.... ....Named Jealousy
Goodbye
I walk in the darkness Gazing silently at the sky I feel a presence, I know you are here. I turn to find you standing there. No fear to be found in my eyes. Despite the rumors of your lies. I come to you, enter into your embrace. But you release me and turn away. My soul’s been struck, tears fill my eyes All I can do now is wonder why. I touch your shoulder, pulling you towards me Meeting once more with your gaze. Your eyes glow with an unnatural burn I stand my ground, mind unchanged. You pull me close And grant me your eternal kiss. Our souls intertwined Entering a state of bliss. I hold you tight, without struggle. I grow weak, reeling with pleasure. You hold me closer a moment longer Then draw away slowly Laying me upon the ground. You smile gently at me, a tear falling from your eye "Forgive me" you whisper
Nother 1
I asked her why she did it, but she never replied :P
Redneck Bumper Stickers
Everone Helping Me Get Past Fu-gee Lol
Because I have such an AWSOME pimp (cottonblossom) lol there are WAAAY too many people to thank and I don't want to leave anyone out so I'm going to do this. Everyone that has helped me try to lvl past this damn fu-gee stage please contact me so I can do one of my pics for you. You are all awsome and it's the best I can do. I also hope that everyone that helped actually reads this so they don't feel left out. Anyway thanks again and hopefully this fu-gee thing will be gone soon, I think it's causing a rash lol
Another 8 :d
I asked her why she rated me an 8 but she wouldnt get back to me :P
Confession ..............
....... I'll never understand men. there, I admitted it! LOL! hahaaa
From A Fellow Canadian Even
I don't usually do this, but today i am bored and i have been noticing more and more people rating me low...and this one is from a fellow canadian evem Yeesh Lmao :D
Ok
Today has been a pretty interesting day... Ever notice when you want something to happen, and you wait for a long time for it to happen, that when it finally does, its almost a disappointment? I'm not going to elaborate on this...its just a thought.... I don't really have much to say, haven't been on here much today, won't be on here much tomorrow either.... Well, everyone have a good night........~kisses~
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How To Get Men To Stop Drinking Beer
Here I Am
OK SO ALOT OF THINGS HAVE HAPPEND WITH ME....AND I MEAN ALOT....I AM NOT ON HERE ALL THE TIME LIKE I WAS BEFORE FOR MANY REASONS, BUT I AM GETTING ON AS MUCH AS I CAN *TRYING TO BE ONCE A DAY* I HOPE EVERYONE IS DOING GOOD AND DIDNT THINK I JUST DISAPPEARED FROM YOU ALL, CAUSE I DIDNT....
Creative Writing
CREATIVE WRITING AT ITS BEST Judy, a professional genealogical researcher, discovered that Hillary Clinton's great-great uncle, Remus Rodham, a fellow lacking in character, was hanged for horse stealing and train robbery in Montana in 1889. The only known photograph of Remus shows him standing on the gallows. On the back of the picture is this inscription: "Remus Rodham; horse thief, sent to Montana Territorial Prison 1885, escaped 1887, robbed the Montana Flyer six times. Caught by Pinkerton detectives, convicted and hanged in 1889." Judy e-mailed Hillary Clinton for comments. Hillary's staff of professional image adjusters cropped Remus's picture, scanned it, enlarged the image, and edited it with image processing software so all that's seen is a head shot. The accompanying biographical sketch is as follows: "Remus Rodham was a famous cowboy in the Montana Territory . His business empire grew to include acquisition of valuable equestrian assets and intimate dealings with
The Art Of Loving A Man
I'm handing over my heart to you. I'm putting this smile on my face on honor of you. I'm laughing for no particular reason, just thinking of our conversations the previous nights. I'm laying in bed at night, with my pillow to my chest. I'm thinking about you all day at work, and every moment after. I am working threw the distance in anticipation for the day I can finally see you. I am not ashamed of the age difference because there is no need to be. I'm telling people about you, and I'm happy that I am. I'm telling myself about you, about how you're a great man. Everyday I remind myself how I'm great full that we met. Everyday I see myself, falling more in love. Every time we speak I get weak and you help me up. That is why it takes courage for the Art of Loving a man. Te quiero mucho Papu. I hope you never forget that. 143**
Dont Get It
I really don't get how a guy or girl can call themselves parents when they have no clue as to what it means. How can a guy go over 2 weeks without worrying about his children or the way they are feeling, or a girl go out all night and not be there to tuck her child in at night and say I am a good mom. Don't these people realize these are the best times. The ones you can't get back when they get older and you wake up and realize what you lost. And what the heck are these people doing staying with them.
This Is Too Sweet For Words!!!
Would you just look at the expression on the "other" little girl's face! That is absolutely priceless! A six-year-old boy told his father he wanted to marry the little girl across the street. The father, being modern and well-schooled in handling children, hid his smile behind his hand. "That's a serious step," he said. "Have you thought it out completely?" "Yes," his young son answered. "We can spend one week in my room and the next in hers. It's right across the street, so I can run home if I get scared of the dark." "How about transportation?" the father asked. "I have my wagon, and we both have our tricycles," the little boy answered. The boy had an answer to every question the father raised. Finally, in exasperation, his dad asked, "What about babies? When you're married, you're liable to have babies, you know." "We've thought about that, too," the little boy replied. "We're not going to have babies.. Every time she lays an egg, I'm goi
My Son Is In The Hospital
My son Anthony, was admitted to Children's Hospital today..He has had a high fever, chills, etc for over two weeks..They are doing a battery of tests on him. It is pretty serious..To say the the least, I am scared. I will let you know more when I know more. But prayers right now for me and my family right now would be good...Thanks
In A Giveaway Again
I;m in a giveaway again and could use some help i need to get to 13k for a 7 day blast and my friends could use some help as well Thanks :) Here are the links. ME Chrisite Mark Fubar hubby Kathy
Sir George Dead At Age 38
This is copied so all will remember this wonderful man.....RIP SIR GEORGE DEAD AT AGE 38 HELLO, YOU MAY HAVE REMEMBERED ME, IM JOHNNIE SUE, SIR GEORGE'S NIECE. I HAVE SOME VERY BAD NEWS, MY UNCLE GEORGE HAS DIED IN A CAR WRECK AT 10:30 AM THIS MORNING! HE HAD DIED INSTANTLY ON IMPACT WITH ANOTHER CAR! WE ARE SADDEN BY HIS LOSS AND THIS ACCOUNT AS HIS OTHERS WILL BE DELETED IN THE NEXT COUPLE DAYS. I KNOW HE WOULD HAVE WANTED FOR YOU HIS FRIENDS TO TAKE WHAT PICTURES OR POEMS THAT YOU WOULD LIKE TO REMEMBER HIM BY? SO SIR GEORGE SPURLING HAS DIED AT THE AGE OF 38 JULY 24, 2007 AT 10:30 AM JUST SO YOU KNOW, HE LOVED EACH AND EVERYONE OF YOU VERY MUCH!! This was in Sir George's comments, by his friend Firefly. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ WHEN TOMORROW STARTS WITHOUT ME When tomorrow starts without me, and I’m not there to see, If the sun should rise, and find your eyes all filled with tears for me. I wish so much you wouldn’t cry, the way you did today, While
New Hig Jump Record
A new world's record in the high jump from a kneeling position was set yesterday at a beach in southern France . This picture was taken just a few seconds before the jump took place.
Joe Arpaio
Why is it that Joe Arpaio can do this in Arizona and it is not done anywhere else? Sheriff Joe Arpaio (in Arizona) who created the "tent city jail": He has jail meals down to 40 cents a serving and charges the inmates for them. He stopped smoking and porno magazines in the jails. Took away their weights. Cut off all but "G" movies. He started chain gangs so the inmates could do free work on county and city projects. Then he started chain gangs for women so he wouldn't get sued for discrimination. He took away cable TV! until he found out there was a federal court order that required cable TV for jails. So he hooked up the cable TV again only let in the Disney channel and the weather channel. When asked why the weather channel he replied, "So they will know how hot it's gonna be while they are working on my chain gangs." He cut off coffee since it has zero nutritional value. When the inmates complained, he told them, "This isn't the Ritz/Carlton. If you don
Some Entertainment
Hey Fubar People! Do You Like To Read Fiction? Suspense? Then Look No Further! Go To My Profile And Check Out The Trailer For The Story I Am Writing. Please Check It Out And Leave Me A Comment Telling Me What You Think! Just Pause The Fall Out Boy Video. Thanks All!
What Do You Think?
Got to love this Guy: The Plan! Robin Williams, wearing a shirt that says "I love New York " in Arabic. You gotta love Robin Williams...... Even if he's nuts! Leave it to Robin Williams to come up with the perfect plan. What we need now is for our UN Ambassador to stand up and repeat this message. Robin Williams' plan... (Hard to argue with this logic!) "I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not heard of a plan for peace. So, here's one plan." 1) "The US will apologize to the world for our "interference" in their affairs, past and present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Stalin, Tojo, Noriega, Milosevic, Hussein, and the rest of those "good ole boys", we will never "interfere" again. 2) We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with Germany , South Korea , the Middle East , and the Philippines. They don't want us there, anyway. We would station troops at our borders. No one allowed sneaking through holes in the fence.
Could I Have This Kiss
Over and over I look in your eyes You are all I desire You have captured me I want to hold you I want to be close to you I never want to let go I wish that this night would never end I need to know Could I have this kiss for a lifetime Could I look into your eyes Could I have this night to share this night together Could I hold you close beside me Could I hold you for all time Could I could I have this kiss forever Could I could I have this kiss forever, forever Over and over I've dreamed of this night Now you're here by my side You are next to me I want to hold you and touch you taste you And make you want no one but me I wish that this kiss could never end Oh baby please Could I hold you for a lifetime Could I look into your eyes Could I have this night to share this night together Could I hold you close beside me Could I hold you for all time Could I could I have this kiss forever Could I could I have this kiss forever, forever I don't want any n
Okay My First Blog Here
Okay to start off I can be really sarcastic at times. So please take me with a grain of salt or two. I'm easy to get along with as long as you don't mess with my friends or family, what is mine or my money. That's fairly simple I think or I hope. Now I'm on here to make new friends sometimes to see what kind of trouble I can get into also. I'm not looking for a boyfriend or anything like that. Have one husband and that's plenty at one time believe me. Now don't freak here folks he knows that I speak to other guys and he don't get jealous, also he knows that I have friends who are guys also. Basicly, I'm a down to earth person who's fun loving, takes on what life gives her. Granted I get upset about it sometimes and I will have my bitch fit because I can. I'm very blunt and to the point alot of times. Okay this is the end of my first blog here if you have any questions please ask. I'll do my best to answer them for you
God And Eve
"What's the problem, Eve?" I know that you created me and provided this beautiful garden and all of these wonderful animals, as well as that hilarious comedic snake, but I'm just not happy." And why is that Eve?" Lord, I am lonely, and I'm sick to death of apples" "Well, Eve, in that case, I have a solution. I shall create a man for you." Man? What is that, Lord?" "A flawed creature, with many bad habits and traits. He'll lie, cheat and be vain; all in all, he'll give you a hard time. But he'll be bigger, faster and will like to hunt and kill things. I'll create him in such a way that he will satisfy your physical needs. He will be witless and will revel in childish things like fighting and kicking a ball about. He won't be as smart as you, so he will also need your advice to think properly." Sounds great," says Eve, with ironically aised eyebrows, "but what's the catch, Lord?" Well...You can have him on one condition." And what's t
Please Read
This was in Sir George's comments, by his friend Firefly. WHEN TOMORROW STARTS WITHOUT ME When tomorrow starts without me, and I’m not there to see, If the sun should rise, and find your eyes all filled with tears for me. I wish so much you wouldn’t cry, the way you did today, While thinking of the many things, we didn’t get to say. I know how much you love me, as much as I love you. And each time you think of me, I know you’ll miss me too. When tomorrow starts without me, please try to understand, Then an angel came, and called my name, and took me by the hand. It said my place was ready, in heaven… far above, And that I’d have to leave behind, all those I dearly love. But as I turned to walk away, a tear fell from my eye, For all my life I always thought, I didn’t want to die. I had so much to live for, so much yet to do, It seemed almost… impossible, that I was leaving you. I thought of all the yesterdays, the good ones and the bad. I thought of the love we sh
Love My Job ;)
I enjoy working my job. I made a few calls today this morning then I went to the pool. Hung out with the kiddies at the pool for a few hours. After that went to watch my son play football and get himself hurt. Came home and did some paper work. Now I am done for the night. What a hard day! lol Now how many people job went like that. That is why I enjoy doing Passion Parties because I get to make my own hours. On top of that I don't really have to work again until Friday night when I have my next party. woohoo
Vote 10's For This Baby Of Mine...please
Check out this entry for Cutest Pet
Marc Wont Be On For Awhile
Hi, this is Marc's sister. Marc wont be on for a while, he's got some drama here at home. As soon as I have any info I'll pass it along. Some may be aware of the sitatition with him. i'll check in wit everyone later.
Tears
It was along time ago that you took yourself from me,but it just feels like it was yesterday.I have often looked at your picture and wondered was it me? What did I miss? Was there any hope for us? Was my love not strong enough?Was there more i could have done to ease your pain?When I think of you I see that it's all my fault . If I had been a better friend, a better lover and a better person you might still be here!!!! So now through all the tears i try harder , love stronger and live through the tears for another day.
Update On My Bike
so i needed a little place to vent my absolute anger right now! so i had my bike started today, finally. had it ready to go, spent most of the day kicking it over and getting it to start then die, took apart the carb, cleaned it out. did all of the prelim shit i had to. so about half an hour ago im ready to give it a final run. i take it off the charger, pull it out, kick it over starts... then dies, check the carb again, open the choke, kick it over again it doesnt do anything. so i do it three more times with nothing, so i start to give up, as i start wheeling it back in, i think what the hell ill try again... give it one last kick, it fucking starts up! i mean inital idle and everything! i let it sit for a minute, and then i go to hit the throttle on it, as soon as i do... BAM!!! i head a thump and then the bike cuts off... as soon as it happens i know exactly what it is, the bottom end of the case has a two in diameter hole and oil is pouring out... omg i was and still am pissed of
Sign Guestbook
Sign my guestbook its a little empty lol
Secret......
Its quarter past 10 and Im still thinking the same as before. I think that I like you, but I just cant be sure. Im pretty sure I do, but I dont wanna get hurt again. Thats why I wont tell you, I wont say anything. If I tell you these feelings, youll say you dont feel that way. And if you say you do, youll end up leaving anyway. I cant see my heart break; I dont want the tears to fall. I wanna feel your love, but I dont want pain at all. I wish that I could tell you, but I cant get the words out straight. I wanna love you, I wanna be with you, but I dont wanna lose my mate. One day I will tell you how I feel, but that day is not today. Because I dont know how you feel and I guess thats okay. Ill just keep the secret in my heart and you will never know. Ill hide it in my smile, but I wont let it show. I will pretend that I dont love you anymore than just a friend. Because if I dont tell you how I feel, I cant get hurt again
The Updates Are Getting Closer Together!
Hi~ Just wanted to let you know that my grandson had both eye surgeries and he is seeing fine now. He was a trooper for the 2nd one because he knew it would help him see with both eyes. He is going through rehabilitation to catch up on his visual recognition skills. I am going to go see the two boys - and my son of course :) - the 2nd week in August. I CAN'T WAIT!!!! WOOHOO! Other than that, I think they are trying to kill me at work, some days I feel like an old pack mule. But, the man can't keep me down for long. Last week a dear friend passed away unexpectedly, his family is in Nova Scotia, so it fell on me and Captain Sweetheart to organize a memorial service. They are transporting the remains back home and will not have a ceremony here. We got the service out of the way yesterday, and are planning an "Irish Funeral" this Friday. That is where they get drunk and dance on the grave to give the departed a proper sendoff. We will have it at a local watering hole, and I expec
Heart
11 in 2... oh yeah everything right... hehehe It was a rainy night When he came into sight, Standing by the road, No umbrella, no coat. So I pulled up alongside And I offered him a ride. He accepted with a smile, So we drove for a while. I didn’t ask him his name, This lonely boy in the rain. Fate, tell me it’s right, Is this love at first sight? Please don’t make it wrong, Just stay for the night. All I wanna do is make love to you Say you will You want me too All I wanna do is make love to you I’ve got lovin’ arms to hold on to So we found this hotel, It was a place I knew well We made magic that night. Oh, he did everything right He brought the woman out of me, So many times, easily And in the morning when he woke all I left him was a note I told him I am the flower you are the seed We walked in the garden We planted a tree Don’t try to find me, Please don’t you dare Just live in my memory, You’ll always be there All I wanna do i
Have U Ever?
Have u ever liked someone so much to where it hurts when they don't answer your phone calls or to where when u talk to them your heart starts beating really fast and u dont konw what to say and when they get ready to ask u a question u answer it before they are even finished with question? Have u ever hated someone so much where u just don't want to see them happy or u hated them so much that u never wanna see or talk to them ever in ur whole time? Have u ever cried urself to sleep to where u forget what time u went to bed or to where when u wake up the next day or later on u remember a nitemare of u drowning or falling off a bridge? Have u ever loved someone so much to where no matter what they do to u, u cold never hate them, u could cry yourself to sleep everynite no matter how mean they are to u, and u could cry urself to sleep everynite no matter how mean they are to u, and u could like them foreveror u love them so much that when ur with this person u never wanna leave and uwish
A Little Fly
OK Ladies here is how to solve one of our problem A little FLY When I went to the men's room in the Schiphol Airport, in Amsterdam, I saw the fly and didn't think much about it. Now I know why it was there. Who says you can't potty train a man?
The Loss Of A Cherrytap Friend
imikimi - Customize Your World WAYNE WAS MY BABY ANGELS HUBBY AND A SON TO ME WE LOST HIM ON SUNDAY DUE TO A HEART ATTACK HE WAS ONLY 33 TO YOUNG HE WILL BE MISSED AND PLACED IN OUR MEMORIES AND HEARTS FOREVER AND ALWAYS.
1st Of Three Exams
Well I have been tormented by four teenagers this week all the while I had to study for my exam. It took me two hours to finish the damn thing. So I am home now and would love to stay on and chat but I am phuckin' exhausted. kisses and bites to you all, Cheri
If Ur Guy And Looking For Escorts
hi was up guys if ur in new york or even in the tristate area hit me up on my mail iu have over 250 girl ready to go out from all diffrent races from black to white to latin even asain i get girls that do house parties and also treesomes they even company you to office dinners please mail me if interested no bullshit please and if u live in other paert of the world dont bother they will travel there for 10000 and i know u wont pay that lol well see u guys soon be safe chris
Today Is International Disturbed People's Day
Please send an encouraging message to a disturbed friend... just as I've done. I don't care if you lick windows, take the special bus or occasionally PEE yourself... You hang in there sunshine, you're frigging special.
Lets All Meet
so i thought this might give people enough warning. My GF danielle and I will be going to our little hole in the wall LITTLE COUNTRY LOUNGE, this fri and sat night. we would love to see some of our friends from here up there having a good time. please comment or send a message letting us know if you would like to join us. and for directions get there.
Disappointment
How do you deal with the fact that lately, all you've done is disappoint your family. I've always been the good kid, I've gotten amazing grades, I never got in trouble and I always did what I was told. Lately, I can't help but feel that my dad is extremely disappointed in me. He asks me what I'm going to do with my life over and over again. Just because I've decided I no longer want to go to med school doesn't mean I'm going to be a bum. I'm still going to school (yes, I have changed my major 3 times, but at least I'm trying to accomplish something neither of my parents were able to accomplish.) I guess it's hard since I'm so used to being the "good" daughter... I know they just want me to succeed, I just wish he could do it a little less negatively.
Playlist For The Two Weeks Of 7/10/07 - 7/24/07.
Anatomy - Twisting Depths Of Horror EP Bolt Thrower - War Master Cancer - To The Gory End Cannibal Corpse - Gallery Of Suicide Carcass - Heartwork Carpathian Forest - Skjend Hans Lik Ceremony - The Days Before The Death Demo Corrosion Of Conformity - Deliverance Danzig - Danzig Danzig - Thrall-Demonsweatlive EP Dark Faith - Terrains Vagues Deceased - The 13 Frightened Souls EP Deicide - Deicide Deicide - Once Upon The Cross Deicide - Serpents Of The Light Dismember - Misanthropic EP Evildead - Annihilation Of Civilization Exodus - Pleasures Of The Flesh Fear Factory - Demanufacture Forest Of Impaled - Demonvoid From Blood And Burning - Demo 2007 Goatwhore - Funeral Dirge For The Rotting Sun I - Between Two Worlds Impetigo - Buio Omega EP Incantation - Blasphemy Iron Maiden - Run To The Hills Live Single Kiss - Hotter Than Hell Kiss - Dressed To Kill Kiss - Destroyer Kiss - Rock And Roll Over KIss - Asylum Marduk - Obedience EP Megadeth - Killing Is My Bu
Cuz I Said..
Everybody Wants Something.damn Needy People.
Well as always everyone want something,but when i need help.Their is not a single damn soul to help me.I am just getting tired of this fucked up bullshit.People ar like fucking spoil brats.Help mr level up,Oh Monster i need a design for a tattoo,Oh i need help rate my picture,rate my profile.Need this,need that.My family is the same,Buy the grocery,help me with this bill,buy me this buy me that buy,need.I fucking had it with this bullshit.I had it with life.I had it with women also.I just give up.I'm to damn tired,and stress out.I draw,cause i love to draw what i want to draw.I want people to like my design,not just leave it as if it was a piece of crap.Oh don't judge a person until you met him or her.Then you be the judge of it.Was he or she a good person,or a good friend.Accept them for who they are,not the color of their skin,or how fat their wallet is,or how they look,or do they have something missing.Thats why the world is so fucked up,cause they pray on ignorance.Anyways i am dis
Down Rating People's Profiles
If there's on one thing on here people do is down rate other peoples profile you know who u all are that do well if anybody down rates my profile i will find out who did it..because for one thats just immature and down right stupid because you have nothing else better to do. So if ur going to down rated others
Anonymous Gifting.
Whoever sent me the box of chocolates: REVEAL YOURSELF!!!1 lol Not that I'm not grateful, but I'd like to be able to thank people that send me stuff.. like to their face. Er, inbox. Or something. P.S. On a completely unrelated subject, I just squashed a ginormous mosquito on my shoulder. Vampiric little shits.
Rambles..
So... I ave a habit of being rather blunt.. I really do try to be upfront with things I say to people.. or so I thought.. One thing is for sure.. I will answer whats asked of me.. as long as its a direct question... Anyway.. i really should of just kept my mouth shut.. Cause I've added more stress to someone that I care for and don't want to stress out.. All I was doing was being honest... and maybe just trying to open his eyes a little.. Maybe I shouldn't have.. I don't know.. The fact is.. believe it or not. I have people that care for me.. Some more than others... some more than I think they should.... And.. I slipped and told one of those people.. that... well... as much as I feel for him.. I had been seeing others.. on occasion.. I've never done well with long distance relatonships.. And I'm the type of person who needs the person she's with.. around... a lot.. I've apologized and apoloized.. but still don't think I havent done enough to make it better..
Eyes Have It?
You scored as Eyes full of Pain, People tend to overlook you, which makes you feel less worthy of their attentions. You sometimes wish you could just disapear from the world around you. You have been hurt very badly in the past and you just wish that someone would understand you, and what their cruelty is doing to you.Eyes full of Pain67% Passion58% Mysterious42% Diamond Eyes25% What do your eyes reveal about you?(PICS!)created with QuizFarm.com
Her Fear
She holds herself back, afraid to come near. I have always been in awe of her, what does she have to fear. My love for her , will always be patient and kind. No matter what I try, I can't get in her mind. What will it take to show her, the old ways aren't right. How can I ever get her, just once see the light. For now my love , will stay hidden but true. Till the day comes, when I'm actually holding you.
Deadly Sin: Envy
Its true, when your on top "they" envy. Some girl that was working with me recently made false accusations against me. No reason why, no alter motive unless she was really thinking they would fire me with/out hard evidence. Karma's a bitch because that chick got fired!!!! Keep ya enemies CLOSE
How To Understand A Fubar
I am not too sure how to work this thing they call FUBAR. I look at profiles, I rate them, and their pictures, and i gather points. Then i am given honorary positions to post mums and blogs... BTW..what is NSFW? They say not safe for work, but idk what people consider not safe...i mean, I think I work in a dangerous position, being a woman, all alone, but yet, words, are considered not safe. And another thing...How bout some of those 'SAFE' pitcs I see runnin past my forehead? WOW...some of those are SO racey, I mean. HUBBA HUBBA!! oh hey, but its SAFE...right? sheesh...idk if I will ever understand this thing they all call...FUBAR. But I'm learning. hehehehe

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