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The Rule Of Two
"Two there should be; no more, no less. One to embody the power, the other to crave it." --Darth Bane
Seven Deadly Sins
Wrath 1.Who did you last get angry with? Can't remember. 2.What is your weapon of choice? Throwing knives. 3.Would you hit a member of the opposite sex? If I had to, hell yes! 4.How about the same sex? Anytime, honey... 5.Who was the last person who got really angry at you? Don't know, no one ever tells me that kind of shit. 6.What is your pet peeve? Two faced asswipes. 7.Do you keep grudges, or can you let them go easily? Depends on the person and situation. Sloth 1.What is one thing you're suppose to do daily that you haven't? Nothing... 2.What is the latest you've ever woken up? I wake when I want. Also depends on when I go to bed. 3.Name a person you've been meaning to contact, but haven't? Sarah A. 5.What is the last lame excuse that you made? I don't wanna... 6.Have you ever watched an infomercial all the way through? Nope. 7.How many times did you hit the snooze button on your alarm clock this morning? I don't use one usual
Thirty Unknown Facts/Secrets About You Answer Truthfully..... 1. When was the last time you shaved your legs? yesterday 2. What were you doing this morning at 8? walking Monkey to her sisters room 3. What were you doing 15 minutes ago? peeing 4. What are you wearing right now? plaid capris n a white tank 5. Are you mad at anyone right now? cows are mad...ppl get angry. 6. The last two people to say they loved you? my kid and my other kid 7. Last time you had sex? sex? what is this you speak of? 8. Would you do them again? no. 9. Last thing received in the mail? some bill 10. Do you have any famous relatives? no huh 11. Have you ever had sex in a public place? *whistles* 12. Have you ever been searched by the cops? nope 13. How is your hair? in a braid 14. How many different drinks have you had today? one...iced tea 15. How many drinks does it take to get you drunk? at this point?...a beer. its pathetic...yet ch
Sith Motto
Peace is a lie. There is only Passion. Through passion, I gain strength. Through strength, I gain power. Through power, I gain Victory. Through victory my chains are broken.
If You Say So!
Daily Horoscope: Libra For July 25,2007 A lighthearted attitude is what you need to make this situation do a complete 180. When it comes to life, love and learning, funny stuff happens. When your sense of humor is sharp, you get the point more quickly.
What Is He Thinking???
Holmes will arrive at Chiefs camp Saturday By ADAM TEICHER The Kansas City Star Priest Holmes hurt his neck during an October 2005 game and hasn’t played or practiced since.Running back Priest Holmes is ready to start playing for the Chiefs again. Holmes, who hasn’t played or practiced in more than a year and a half, told president/general manager Carl Peterson he expected to rejoin the team at training camp Saturday in River Falls, Wis. He has passed a physical and been cleared to start practicing. In October, Holmes will turn 34, an advanced age for a running back. His age, combined with his recent inactivity, could limit his abilities. But with the likelihood of a Larry Johnson holdout, Holmes’ return could give the Chiefs some leverage and certainly more options at the position. “In my conversation with Priest, he was excited about playing,” Peterson said Wednesday in a statement. “Later, Herm (Edwards) and I sat down with Priest here in Kansas City and discussed his d
I learned a hard lesson last year, that seems so long ago now. So natural that its hard to believe I didnt understand the concept earlier. Choosing to be happy. Seems so simple, so easy, but when I was going through such a rough time and everything seemed hopeless, I had to laugh grimly to think it was as simple as choosing. But it is. There are people in the world who would rather wallow in misery, who cling to their sadness. Its a comfort zone in a way, something they're used to. They claim they want happiness and such, but are so emersed in themselves to understand they hold the key to getting out of it. I used to be like that. I lost friends that way and I just about lost myself. Certainly, I realized, how would I ever find true love if I'm frowning all the time, when all I do is complain and bitch about how life isnt fair. If I just smiled, how much more attractive my face and my personality would be. And it was. And it worked, almost immediately. One of the first th
Come Home...
Stalker Continued
ok this stalker is reading my blogs i know this much to be true but i don't know who it is i just got this with a red rose, and it seems so sweet "If I can endure for this moment, whatever is happening to me. No matter how heavy my heart, or how dark the moment may be. If I can but keep on believing, what I know in my heart to be true. Then darkness will fade into morning, and with this dawn a new day, too."
New Saw 4 Official Poster
I can't wait to see this one!
It Takes A Special Man To Fill A Stepfather's Shoes.
It Takes a Special Man to Fill a Stepfather's Shoes With Father's Day coming up, it's occurred to me that this country is missing a holiday, Stepfather's Day. If anyone deserves a special day, it's these brave souls who've had to carve out a place for themselves in readymade families with the care and caution of a neurosurgeon. That's why we have a Bobber's Day in our family. It's our own version of Stepfather's Day, named after Bob the stepfather. Here's why we celebrate it. The Bobber has just moved in. If you do anything to hurt my mother, I could put you in the hospital, you know," says the college boy, who is far bigger than the stepfather. "I'll keep that in mind," says the Bobber. "You're not going to start telling me what to do," says the junior-high schoolboy. "You aren't my father." "I'll keep that in mind," says the Bobber. The college boy is on the phone. His car has broken down forty-five miles from home. "I'll be right there," says the Bobbe
Drug Quotes/lyric That Speak So Clearly
"The classic relationship with grass that early hippies had was that it's better when shared with friends. You can't get really high with a bad attitude. Kindness and sweetness exhilerates your stone. Stolen grass doesn't get you as high. The old hippie ethic really counts." Stephen Gaskin "We wouldn't be here if it weren't for psychedelic drugs. In terms of the role of psilocybin in human evolution on the grasslands of Africa, people not on drugs were behind the curve. The fact is that, in terms of human evolution, people not on psychedelics are not fully human. They've fallen to a lower state, where they're easily programmed, boundary defined, obsessed by sexual possessiveness which is transferred into fetishism and object obsession. We don't want too many citizens asking where the power and the money really goes. Informed by psychedelics, people might stop saluting. "Take your political party, your job, whatever, and shove it."" Terence McKenna "Avoid all needle drug
Are you tan? naturally Do you use Proactiv? not so much Do you wear make-up daily? most definitely not Do you own chanel perfume? yes ma'am :D Do you shower daily? duh Do you go to the tanning bed? uhm i dun need to Do you use MAC make-up? fuck that Do you use other make-up products? yes Do you straighten your hair everyday? no huh Category- Friends Is a best friend a promise or a label? It's something that's earned.
Want A Happy Hour ??
THIS IS THOMAS'S CONTESTYOU CANT MISS THIS..... I am holding a contest and this one you might really want to check out. TOP PRIZE.... A FREE HAPPY HOUR!!!!!!!!! FIRST PLACE This contest will run for 10 full days and there are some rules that MUST be followed before you decide to enter. I will be taking enties starting now and will take them through the first day of the contest which will start on July the 26th at 5pm pst. and end on Aug 5th at 5pm pst. RULES!!!!! You must rate me, fan me and be on my friends list to enter or comment in this contest. I will be checking everyone and the folder will be set for friends only to comment so anyone that you want to help you comment bomb you need to let them know and get them to do this. Please make sure to let all your friends know ahead of time so you can all be ready before the contest starts. NO DRAMA!!!!! if you start a problem, or anyone that is voting for you starts a problem I have the right to delete you
I Need To Know
ok there is a song that want to put on my stash...I can't seem to find and I don't remember who sang it... maybe u guys can help me out here plzzz... I think this is the right title " YOU'RE MY EVERYTHING AND EVERYTHING IS YOU " THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR READIG THIS ROGER aka crazyrabbit69
Down-rater !!!!
Who Cares?
I don't know about most of you, but I am starting to think this site is only good for those who have no life. Seems you only get messeges and of course shouts by being online. I don't know about most of you, but i'd like to meet someone to hang out with and do things other than just online. I don't have the time to live on FUBAR in order to have someone to talk to. I have started posting blogs more since I can't be on here all the time, starting to show me who really has any interest in whats going on with me, and I am always sure to reply to those messeges. If you are looking for real friends, follow my blog, lets chat, and for gods sake, GET REAL, not virtual. I'm not here to get you points, and I am not looking for them from you, some things mean more to me.
West Texas Humor
> >> > West Texas Humor > > >> > > > >> > #1 The owner of a golf course in Amarillo was confused about paying an invoice, so he decided to ask his secretary for some mathematical help.He called her into his office and said, "You graduated from the University of Texas, and I need some help. If I were to give you $20,000, minus 14%, how much would you take off?" The secretary thought a moment, then replied, "Everything but my earrings." (You gotta love those West Texas women.) ******************************************** #2 A group of Borger friends went deer hunting and paired off in twos for the day. That night, one of the hunters returned alone, staggering under the weight of an eight-point buck. "Where's Henry?" the others asked. "Henry had a heart attack of some kind. He's a couple of miles back up the trail," the successful hunter replied. "You left Henry laying out there and carried the deer back?" they inquired. "A tough call," nodd
And The Evening And The Morning Were The Fifth Day
Yesterday Martha, Sarah, Jeffrey, and I went to the North Dakota State Fair ( held every year right here in Minot! I expect it was also the hottest day of the fair too, breaking a fifty-plus year record with triple degree heat say, I wonder if that was why a bull from the rodeo broke away from its handlers yesterday; he was going crazy! We'd just come with Mary and Patrick out of the State Fair Center building and were just standing on the lawn when to our right this bull bounds away from the arena down the walkway (very few people there, fortunately, by 5:30 PM) and just stood there like idiots. Two minutes later, one of the handlers yells to us to get the babies out of the way, by which time the bull had bounded into the Furtraders' Pavilion set up like an old trading post. It must have made the news because my manager recognized the story of the escaped bull when I mentioned we saw it. Don't know what happened next, though . . . We didn't actually get t
Ain't That A Bytch
Vacation In Hawaii...
Vacation in Hawaii... Two young Catholic Priests went on vacation in Hawaii. They were determined to make this a real vacation escape by not wearing anything that would identify them as clergy. As soon as the plane landed they headed for a clothing store and bought some outrageous shorts, floral shirts and sandals. The next morning they went to the beach dressed in their tourist garb. They were sitting on beach chairs, enjoying a Mai Tai, the sunshine and the beautiful scenery. A drop dead gorgeous blonde with a body to die for, wearing a string bikini, came walking towards them. They couldn't help but stare. As the blonde passed she smiled at them, peered over her designer sunglasses and said, "Good morning, Father. Good morning Father" nodding and addressing each of them individually, then she passed on by. They were both stunned. How in the world she did she know they were priests? So the next day they went back to the store and bought even more
I Hate Down Raters
Damn with in 6 min i got down rated on my display pic fist was a 2 then BAM 6 mins later heres a 1. fuck that pissed me off well i just gave them what they gave me then blocked them cuz if ther willing to do that in the first place ther more then likely they will rate me 1s as many timeas i would let them so i say fuck that u get what u give. but man i rate any thing i 10 i know it sucks geting down rated y do it but yeah its happend b 4 of cours lol. so thats me 4 now its been a long time sens i vented lmao LOVE YOU ALL ~LindaICE~
Just Throwing Out Words
Friends who are to far and few between never seem to hear my screams, although im patient to a point it seems all i do is give direction peace and advice. But.. what about me what are my needs where are my shoulders to cry on when i am down alone or hurt where is my direction or peace and advice? Oh yeah i forgot once they have used me for their needs I am unimportant til they need me again. So little respect but so much of me is needed but why what purpose does it serve. Oh well life is what you make of it but what if it throws you down and never lets you up again if it holds you there with iron hands to the ground. What then shall you do to escape? That is why the barriers must go up the blockades be built once more around the heart and soul to keep out the pain and hurt to bestill the tears that try to escape the eyes which are windows to the soul. The windows are shut and curtains drawn the well of advice all dried up and the feelings of sympathy ripped from my heart. No more
C&t Stash Club Members
Could eveyone please make sure that they try to add some stash to your page so the other members have something to rate. This also helps you to get leveled quicker. Thanks, Tracy
Fing Hell
Alright Heather seems to want nothing to do with me now, fucking hell we've been best friends for the longest time, and now nope i'm done and thrown aside, the last person i loved, cheated on me and left me for her ex on my birthday, fuck women i choose are cunts i swear fucking bitches, fuck this shit i'm done tired of the fucking bullshit i find
Good Bye My Friend Till Another Time
A friend is like a flower, a rose to be exact, Or maybe like a brand new gate that never comes unlatched. A friend is like an owl, both beautiful and wise. Or perhaps a friend is like a ghost, whose spirit never dies. A friend is like a heart that goes strong until the end. Where would we be in this world if we didn't have a friend. You'r my friend and that is true, but the gift was given from me to you. we went thru moments that were good and bad, even moments that were happy and sad. you suported me when i was in tears, we stuck together when we were in fear, its really sad that it had to be this way, but it has reached its very last day. miles away cant keep us apart, 'cause you'll always be in my heart. I can't give solutions to all of life's problems, doubts, or fears. But I can listen to you, and together we will search for answers. I can't change your past with all it's heartache and pain, nor the future with its untold stories. But I can be there now when you need m
I was at the best concert lastnight!! Nickelback, Staind, Puddle of Mud!!!! All in the same concert!! How sweet is that!!!!!!! I'm still pumped and the concert was over 15 hrs ago!! haha!!!
One In A Million
A guy who lives at Lake Conroe (50 miles north of Houston ) saw a ball bouncing around kind of strange in the lake and went to investigate. It turned out to be a big catfish who had obviously tried to swallow a basketball which became stuck in its mouth!! The fish was totally exhausted from trying to dive, but unable to because the ball would always bring him back up to the surface. The guy tried numerous times to get the ball out, but was unsuccessful. He finally had his wife cut the ball in order to deflate it and release the hungry catfish. You probably wouldn't have believed this, if you hadn't seen the following pictures... -------------------------------------------------- -------------------------------------------------- -------------------------------------------------- -------------------------------------------------- -------------------------------------------------- Be kinder than necessary. 'Cause everyone you meet is fighting some kind
Courage & Faith
This poem came to mind shortly after reading a fellow soldiers poetry... These two words have different definitions and thrive on perspective... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~Courage~ Standing at the edge he dips his toe Tentative, wobbly and unsure Hands wringing, twisting fingers Voice in his mind encouraging him Same voice…telling himself… It can’t happen for he will most likely fail Digging down deep… Courage and faith in self is all he feels With arms flung open he takes the plunge Diving into a pool Of calm relief... Swimming for a bit Mind yearning for release Fingers and eyes burning He writes, swimming in Thought Feeling Concept Until tired and spent He is only left with... Warm sense of accomplishment In the end... There is but one voice And only one thought Floating in his mind… I did it! ~Faith~ ©RoxyRoxRocker™
it keeps...raining. everyday. which isnt really a bad thing...but it completely saps all my energy and motivation... plus...ya cant paint in the rain... it wont ever effin dry which isnt cool in the least... i have a song stuck in my head. its sorta keep me grounded if that makes any bit of sense im not exactly sure and my level of caring isnt exactly high so yeah...maybe i'll...go do something with my needs a lil sprucing up...or something. *nod*
I'm still awake.
Words Women Use
9 WORDS WOMEN USE 1. Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. 2. Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. 3. Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine. 4. Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It! 5. Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.) 6. That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard befor
Oooh Go Me! *partaaay*
all i have to say is i fuckin love life today. forget allllll the issues everrrr... but daaaamn todays a great day *winks* Chow xoxo
Can My Life Get Any Worse?
i cant get a job i got fucked over from cooper standard they fired me cuz i couldnt keep rate well you cant when you when they dont keep you hoses they put me somewhere iv never been before and i didnt know wat I was doing no1 would show me iv had interviews @ other places but they end up lieing to meand not calling me back. I cant get a band.My pepow died not long ago who was the only father iv ever my grandmothers mom is in the hospital dieing. i have no friends the girl i was with for 18 months is back with her x husband they are getting married again she wont give me any of my stuff back. he came in stole her kids from me stole my job and stole my women it kills me i will never be able to get over these 2 things, i donno wat to do no other girl will be with me what do I have left? I just ready to die
This Is Great!
This is my daughter, with my voice in the background in the beginning. She just made this video, its great!!!
Are you tan? not as much as I'd like Do you use Proactiv? no Do you wear make-up daily? mascara, yes, other stuff..not so much in the summer Do you own chanel perfume? nope Do you shower daily? yep Do you go to the tanning bed? no Do you use MAC make-up? nope...I wanna try it but that crap is EXPENSIVE Do you use other make-up products? yep Do you straighten your hair everyday? nope Category- Friends Is a best friend a promise or a label? a promise Do you have more than one best friend? yes Do you have too many friends to name? nope Do you hang out with with friends everyday? not every day, but frequently Do you have pictures of your friends on your walls? no...I need some of those Do you call more than one of your friends regularly? yep Is your best friend a girl? yep Are your friends in a lot of your classes? right about now is when you know the survey was written by a kid Category- Fashion & Style Do you have style and originality? yep Do you own a design
My Thought's Took A Long Time To See Them
You entered my life like a gentle sigh, like a quiet breeze blowing softly through the leaves. You were a stranger first, one who laughed freely and easily, who spoke of minor intimacies and common grounds, who made me feel strangely liked and valued. You became my friend, no longer a stranger, trusting me with secrets hidden, confiding what you liked and hated. We talked and laughed and, as time passed by, I grew more and more dependent upon your smile. From strangers to friends was just a baby step, a step a thousand others take every day. Without your trust and trusting ways, without your smiles and encouraging gaze, I would never have taken the step beyond. But the gentle breeze blowing through the leaves is relentless and never ending. We became closer friends, and closer still, until much of my life was centered around the times we spent together. We traveled far along the path of friendship, avoiding the bumps somehow, never stumbling, always in step with one anoth
Survey Number... Ahh... Who Cares
Blame Miss Cynthia again! 1. a guy/girl comes up to you and says 'hey baby, whats your name?' you say? I wish I had a witty retort, but honestly, noone ever comes up to me to say stuff like that. I'd probably gape and actually answer. 2. what's the last thing you put in your mouth? Hersheys Dark Chocolate Truffle 3. what does your last text message say? who's it from? "Yes we can. I'll text u" from Corey, in regards to Saturday's plans. 4. the last song you listened to? "Easy Silence" from the Dixie Chicks (on my iPod) ... but now it's Weird Al 5. if you hated someone and got put in charge of their funeral music, what song would you play? Something appropriate. What am I, a total shit? 6. where are/is your best friend(s) right now? My sister Holly (Sleepy Hollow, IL) My friend Charlie (Corvallis, OR) My friend Jason (somewhere in Maryland) 7. what did you do yesterday? Got up, worked, ate lunch and watched Alias season one. Worked some mo
Late night ramblings spew forth onto this page, ranging from happy to sad from joy to rage. They rest here for I can think of no better place, they must be released somewhere or I'll carry them in my eyes, my face. They are the moments when I feel that I must share, that overcome my senses with emotions that are far from rare. The loneliness of the night can be found, by reading a poem or two that in this forum gained sound. Words written upon my heart, released in need they had to depart. Better am I for letting them out, although for most they have their doubts. Beautiful words written not beautifully arranged, they come from a mind that is a tad deranged. For those that understand you are in my thoughts, for those that don't it's a battle you've never fought. Judge me not by the whimsical moments nor by the tireless need, instead judge me for who I am by all the good deeds.
Paint Me A Portrait...
Impassioned portrait sketched in words of lust Enticing me to reconsider all. It traces doubt with grey upon my trust And intimations hide behind the scrawl. Relinquish every preconceived intent, And paint my face with violet crystal tears. I cannot take them back, so I relent, And let the brushstrokes cover all my fears. The sharpened edges blur with every hue - Impressionist emotions, tinged with red. I dip my fingers lightly into blue And dare to replicate those things unsaid. Kandinsky never could imagine these Colors of my heart’s geometries. ©RoxyRoxRocker™
Der Mensch Heißt Mensch, Weil Er Hoft Und Weil Er Fuehlt......
******Herbert Grönemeyer****** Mensch (Human) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ************************************************** Momentan ist richtig, momentan ist gut nichts ist wirklich wichtig nach der Ebbe kommt die Flut am Strand des Lebens ohne Grund, ohne Verstand ist nichts vergebens ich bau die Traeume auf den Sand und es ist, es ist o.k. alles auf dem Weg, und es ist Sonnenzeit unbeschwert und frei und der Mensch heisst Mensch weil er vergisst, weil er verdraengt und weil er staunt und staehlt weil er waermt, wenn er erzaehlt und weil er lacht, weil er lebt du fehlst... das Firmament hat geoeffnet, wolkenlos und ozeanblau Telefon, Gas, Elektrik unbezahlt, und das geht auch teil mit mir deinen Frieden, wenn auch nur geborgt ich
Three married guys die and meet Saint Peter at the pearly gates. Peter asks the first guy, "Did you ever cheat on your wife?" The guy answers truthfully, "Every chance I got." Peter points to two doors, telling the guy to enter the second one. He then turns to the second guy, asking him, "Did you ever cheat on your wife?" "A couple of times," the guy mutters. Peter tells him to take door two. Peter asks the third guy, "Did you ever cheat on your wife?" The guy thinks for a couple of seconds and says, "Well, once. You see, I was in this saloon in Texas, and I noticed they only had one cowgirl working there to take care of all of the guys. I asked the bartender how come, and he said 'Well,she's all we need. That filly can suck a baseball bat through a garden hose.' So that's when I cheated on my wife." Peter then told the guy to enter door number one. The guy asks, "What's the deal? You sent the others to door number two?" Peter says, "Yes, and they are both going to hell. Bu
Angry Sex
A woman went to her psychiatrist because she was having severe problems with her sex life. The psychiatrist asked her many questions but did not seem to be getting a clear picture of her problems. Finally he asked, "Do you ever watch your husband's face while you are having sex?" "Well, yes, I did once." "Well, how did he look?" "Very angry." At this point the psychiatrist felt that he was really getting somewhere and he said, "Well that's very interesting, we must look into this further. Now tell me, you say that you have only seen your husband's face once during sex; that seems somewhat unusual; how did it occur that you saw his face that time?" "He was looking through the window."
I'm Getting Married
I am getting married next year and also trying for a baby next year... I've been with my fiance for 9 months.. We started dating in Nov of last year. Is it too soon to get married and have a baby?
New Bartab Feature "status Updated"
ok what the if i need more shit in that lil box! i think its a lame feature..just gonna crowd the box up. especially those with lots of friends on their friends list. oh well. just my opinion.
"Words have the power to both destroy and heal. When words are both true and kind, they can change our world" Gautama Buddha
What Is 69 And 69?
Dinner for four..
Another Day Another Dollar
ok so its another day at work and well nothing good will happen of course and I'll still end up being bored off my ass and then come home and enjoy tomorrow off woooo fucking wooo hooo oh well lol. well ok I might be getting my raise after all its all good. I need it damn can't stand working at minimum wage till next january
What Is 6.9?
Good sex interrupted by a period.
Family History
O'siyo(Hello). I was told as a very young child that I am 1/8 Tsa-La-Gi, or Cherokee. I am in the process of researching that heritage and along the journey have found the stories of the Tsa-La-Gi to be incredibly rich, sad and happy. This journey has become a spiritual enlightenment. My Cherokee Heritage goes all the way back to the Trail Of Tears, I feel very close to these ancient and wise people. The most proper name would actually be Ani-Yunwiya, which means "The People". Let's go on a journey together to meet "The People", the Tsa-La-Gi. A Story of the Tsa-La-Gi O Great Spirit, help me always to speak the truth quietly, To listen with an open mind when others speak, And to remember the peace that may be found in silence Cherokee Prayer History The first contact with European explorers was in the 1500s. The Cherokee Nation has long been thought of as one of the most progressive among Native American tribes. Before contact with the Europeans, Cherokee culture had
Haunted's Accident
Hello to all Haunted's Friends and Family, This is Cheryl (Haunted's) mom Tina. As some of you may know, she was in an accident last night, following a dispute with her ex husband. She has 4 broken ribs and a broken wrist, and is currently in the hospital, heavily sedated due to the extreme pain. Her husband is in custody and was denied bail this morning. Thank you to all her friends for the support that you have given me, expecially a big thank you to Cherokee Warrior. I seen her thi smorning, and she was awake for about 5 minutes, and I was to pass on to the ones shes loves, shes promises she will get better and come back bitchier than ever. Again thank you so much. Tina
For Somebody, That Is Very Special For Me
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Kaleb's Web Links......pass Them On
Thought I'd drop these address to everyone incase anyone else was wanting to know them. Pass them on to all your friends, fans, and family.
"manhattan Better Than Annie Hall? Them's Fightin' Words!"
2 INMATES BRAWL OVER WOODY ALLEN by Dan Benson Posted: July 23, 2007 Call it Ultimate Fighting Ebert and Roeper. Two Ozaukee County Jail inmates are getting the thumbs down, felony style, from local law enforcement after tussling last week over the off-screen lifestyle of filmmaker Woody Allen. According to a criminal complaint filed Monday in Ozaukee County Circuit Court, the fight began about 5:30 p.m. July 9 during mealtime when James F. Lala, 31, of Grafton asked fellow inmate Corey T. Wilson, 36, of Menomonee Falls what he thought of Allen's marriage in 1997 to Sun Yi Previn, an adopted daughter of Allen's longtime companion, Mia Farrow. "Wilson told Lala that he thought that was perverted," the complaint says. "Wilson stated he continued to eat his meal when Lala came up to him and punched him in the face," and the two began to fight. The fight lasted several minutes, with other inmates looking on until deputies restrained the two m
What I Like N A Motel Room...
N A MOTEL ROOM I LIKE........ Monday, August 06, 2007 10:40:56 PM edit N A MOTEL ROOM I LIKE..............
Lets Go Posse
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What You Give...
Who's the one that makes you happy? Or maybe, who's the one always on your mind? And who is the reason you're livin' for? Who's the reason for your smile? I feel so lonely, yet I know I'm not the only one To ever feel this way. I love ya so much that I think I'm goin' insane. I'm goin' crazy, outta my head. Goin' crazy, outta my head. Can't think about nothin' but your good, good love, And what you give. Now, ev'ry one needs somebody. And you know, ev'rybody needs someone. Well, and a-yes it's true! Ev'rybody needs a special kind of love, And you're the only one I'm thinkin' of. You mean the world to me. You are my only! I feel so lonely, yet I know I'm not the only one To carry on this way. I love ya so much I lose track-a time, Lose track of the days. I'm goin' outta my head, Goin' crazy, outta my head. Can't think about a-nothin' but your good, good love, And what you give. It's not whatcha got, it's a-what you give. It ain't the life you choose, i
To Be Young Again
An 8 year old boy walks home from school each day past an 8 year old girls house. One day as he is passing by, carrying a football, he can't resist taunting the girl. He holds up the football and says, "See this football? Football is a boys game, and only boys can have a football!". The little girl runs into the house and cries to her mother, "I want a football!" Being a woman of the 90's, her mother runs out and gets her one. The next day the girl is waiting for the little boy and he rides up on his bike. She holds up the football... "Nah Na Nah Nah". The little boy angrily points to his bike and says, "Oh yeah, well this is a boys bike and only boys get boys bikes and you can't have one!" She runs in to mom and the next day is waiting for him on her new boys bike. The little boy gets furious and pulls down his pants, and pointing to his most private of parts says, "Look, only boys have these and your mom can't buy you one!!!". The next day he walks by and says to her, "Well, I guess
Top 9 Sex Jokes
> > A man is in a hotel lobby. He wants to ask the clerk a question. > > As he turns to go to the front desk, he accidentally bumps into a woman > > beside him and as he does, his elbow goes into her breast. They are > > both > > startled and he says, "Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as your breast, > > I > > know you'll forgive me." She replies, "If your penis is as hard as your > > elbow, I'm in room 1221." > > > > ******************************************************** > > > > # 8 > > > > A young man walks up and sits down at the bar. "What can I get you?" > > the > > bartender inquires. "I want 6 shots of Jagermeister," responded the > > young > > man. "6 shots?!? Are you celebrating something?" "Yeah, my first > > blowjob." > > "Well, in that case, let me give you a 7th on the house." "No > > offense, sir. But if 6 shots won't get rid of the taste, nothing will." > > > > *******************************************************
Some Random
"Hippies started the ecology movement. They combated racism. They liberated sexual stereotypes, encouraged change, individual pride, and self-confidence. They questioned robot materialism. In four years they managed to stop the Vietnam War. They got marijuana decriminalized in fourteen states during the Carter Administration." Timothy Leary "The revolution has always been in the hands of the young. The young always inherit the revolution." Huey P. Newton "There can't be any large-scale revolution until there's a personal revolution, on an individual level. It's got to happen inside first." Jim Morrison "All we are saying is give peace a chance." John Lennon "They won't give peace a chance, that's just a dream some of us had." Joni Mitchell "All the news of home you read, more about the war and of bloody changes." Joni Mitchell "...we condemned them, our children, for seeking a different future. We hated them for their flowers, for their love, and f
We Will Rock You (full)
Crude Sex Jokes Sent To Me 2day..
Q. What do you say to a virgin when she sneezes? A. Goes-in-tight! Q. How do you know when you are getting old? A. When you start having dry dreams and wet farts. Q. What's the definition of a Yankee? A. Same thing as a ''quickie'', only you do it yourself. Q. Why don't little girls fart? A. Because they don't get assholes until they're married. Q. Why do women stop bleeding when entering the menopause ? A. Because they need all the blood for their varicose veins ! Q. What do Disney World & Viagra have in common? A. They both make you wait an hour for a two minute ride. Q. What's the definition of trust? A. Two cannibals giving each other a blowjob. Q. Why is it called a Wonder Bra? A. When she takes it off, you wonder where her tits went. Q. Why don't women blink during foreplay? A. They don't have time. Q. Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize 1 egg? A. They don't stop for directions. Q. Did you hear about the flasher who was thinking o
Numbers have many means of access into dreams. The most common is through objects. For example, sometimes you have stones in your hand. Another time, a stranger may give you stones. How many stones does the stranger give you? Another means of access to numbers is through time. This time could be generalized in that it feels like about one hour. You may look at a digital watch and see an exact time, maybe even a nonsense time. It may be a particular date. In any case, the occurrence of numbers in dreams is an interesting study. While numerology is a field of study in itself, there are general conclusions that can be drawn about dream numbers that may be helpful. First, you need to ascertain how the number got into your head in relationship to the dream. Adding the digits together and discerning a difference between numbers, squares, and cubes is another way to handle numbers in dreams. Our minds are capable of pretty tricky internal math, given the chance. The problem with math
Rack 'em Up.
I glanced across the bar casually & set my drink down. Running my hands over my dress, I smoothed the glossy material taut over my hips. Satisfied, I slowly walked towards the pool table, aware of the lustful gazes directed at me; my dress barely covering my ass & clinging to every part of my torso tantalizingly. The pool table was ready for it's next game, so grabbing a cue, I weighed it in my hands. A shadow fell across the table & the man I'd been watching most of the night stepped forward. He'd beaten every challenger at the table so far. Smiling, I inclined my head towards him, but he indicated I should break. Slowly, I bent over the table, fully aware that my dress was riding up, exposing my ass to everyone behind me. I moved one leg back slightly & cocked my hip giving a tantalizing view of my pussy & ass. In one fluid movement, I bought my cue forward & took my shot, remaining bent over slightly longer than necessary. The man moved round the table, watching as the balls
My Horoscope
A lighthearted attitude is what you need to make this situation do a complete 180. When it comes to life, love and learning, funny stuff happens. When your sense of humor is sharp, you get the point more quickly.
Five cannibals get appointed as engineers in a defense company. During the welcoming ceremony the boss says, "You're all part of our team now. You can earn good money here, and you can go to the cafeteria for something to eat. So please don't trouble any of the other employees." The cannibals promised. Four weeks later the boss returns and says, "You're all working very hard, and I'm very satisfied with all of you. However, one of our janitors has disappeared. Do any of you know what happened to him?" The cannibals all shake their heads no. After the boss has left, the leader of the cannibals says to the others, "Which of you idiots ate the janitor?" A hand raises hesitantly, to which the leader of the cannibals replies, "You fool! For four weeks we've been eating Team Leaders, Supervisors and Project Managers and no one noticed anything, and you have to go and eat the janitor!"
Take A Look Girls:p
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Rude Customer
For all Employees Who Work with Rude Customers An award should go to the Virgin Airlines gate attendant in Sydney some months ago for being smart and funny, while making her point, when confronted with a passenger who probably deserved to fly as cargo. A crowded Virgin flight was cancelled after Virgin's 767s had been withdrawn from service. A single attendant was rebooking a long line of inconvenienced travellers. Suddenly an angry passenger pushed his way to the desk. He slapped his ticket down on the counter and said, "I HAVE to be on this flight and it HAS to be FIRST CLASS." The attendant replied, "I'm sorry, sir. I'll be happy to try to help you, but I've got to help these people first, and I'm sure we'll be able to work something out." The passenger was unimpressed. He asked loudly, so that the passengers behind him could hear, "DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHO I AM?" Without hesitating, the attendant smiled and grabbed her public address microphone: "May I have your atte
Ever Each
Two souls meld Two minds intertwine Two hearts embrace Two wills link Two bodies desire Two lives join To be forever changed No longer bound Set free by the unseen Set side by side Set apart for each other Ever seeking each other Ever finding each other And Ever losing Each other
An Angel
There was a short time in my life When my problems were more than my ex. When all of a sudden this angel popped in It was love at first site you could tell by my grin Her hair was as golden as the brightest summer sun For a while there, I was actually having fun Her eyes were as blue as the purest blue ocean And comfortable I was even without any motion My Angel, I wanted to keep her When we were together I had no more pain Her beauty was breathtaking please let me explain With her in my arms I melted like ice She was gorgeous and smart and incredibly nice Well now that you know the way that I felt Let me tell you about the hand I was dealt She came with her friend who was not even dating And then she flew home to her boyfriend who was waiting My Angel, I want to keep her Oh well
My Hair
What Guys Think of Your Short Hair... Superconfident, independent, party girl. The kind of girl he pines over - while secretly wondering if you want him back. What Do Guys Think Of Your Hair?
Cnn Headline News Showbiz Tonight Has Been Postponed
Hey everyone, CNN has postponed my appearance on the Showbiz Tonight Show to a later date. I will keep all of you posted when they confirm another date for me to appear on the show. Thanks for all your support. muah xoxo, Bre
Sick Yet Again
Hey all...sorry friends but seems I'm coughing up blood yet again.Seems like the more I try to stay well something goes wrong.Not sure yet what the Dr's will do...they told me today to see how I felt today and tmorrow give them a call.I waled to the bathroom and back...and I felt blood in my chest and had to cough to get it up....well I'm always scared when its blood and not mucus...but the Dr's say its not to bad for me to be coughing it up.YEAH ok....just be praying for me..I need it bad.Thanks to all my old friends and new ones for all you have sent me and all the love on my page. love to you all Ray
For My Best Friend
I have a friend Who is perfect for me She listens to all my problems No matter how dumb they may be She likes herself for who she is And never tries to change She tells me to be myself And that I should never change She was shy on the phone But she would still call And we would talk for hours About nothing at all We would talk about love and life And discuss what we wanted to be She knew just how I felt And how happy I could be She listens to me patiently But never judges what I do or say She helped with all my problems And never went away I never once felt judged by her How much that meant to me That I could tell her all my dreams And she would listen to me My friend never goes and tells What is dear to me She keeps it all bottled up inside And doesn't spread it like a bee I am thankful for that friend of mine Our friendship will never end And she will always be there For she is my best friend
The Anniversary .. :(
We're coming up again on the anniversary of my aunts passing .. Marylou was by far the most amazing women id ever met in my lifetime .. She cared . she loved .. She taught .. she learned ..Her way was contagious .. She lived as well all talk about .. as if it were our last day ... back in the later 70s she was diagnosed with breast cancer .. and fought that battle .. and we all thought she won .. with great sorrow and disbelief that evil demon showed its ugly head again in her life .. It was to be her 70th birthday She decided she's fought enough of this battle , said her goodbye's to Everyone waiting for her one son to make it up to see her ... With all her children around her ... She showed them Courage .. She showed them Amazing Strength , and She showed us all what life is all about .. Each year on her passing July 28th ..( her Birthday) Each of Us do something in her honor , This year I've decided to Plant a Pink Rose Bush .... In the past we've given money to her favorite char
Abbie Hoffman
"We are here to make a better world. No amount of rationalization or blaming can preempt the moment of choice each of us brings to our situation here on this planet. The lesson of the '60s is that people who cared enough to do right could change history. We didn't end racism but we ended legal segregation. We ended the idea that you could send half-a-million soldiers around the world to fight a war that people do not support. We ended the idea that women are second-class citizens. We made the environment an issue that couldn't be avoided. The big battles that we won cannot be reversed. We were young, self-righteous, reckless, hypocritical, brave, silly, headstrong and scared half to death. And we were right" " just get stoned, get the ideas in your head and then do 'em. And don't bullshit. I mean that's the thing about doin' that guerrilla theatre. You be prepared to die to prove your point. " "Smoking dope and hanging up Che's picture is no more a commitment than drin
Not So Goody-two-shoes Anymore....
You Are 50% Pure You're not so innocent... in fact, you're quite unpure. You have seen and experienced a lot. And you're no worse for the wear! The 100 Question Purity Test
This Is Neat And Righton Target Im A 9 Go Figure Lol
Let me know your number. Once you have discovered your Birth Number, forward this email to the rest of your friends, including the one who sent this to you. Put your "number" in the "Subject" and pass it on! Have fun! Our Birth Date describes who we are, what we are good at and what our inborn abilities are. It also points to what we have to learn and the challenges we are facing. To figure out your Birth Number, add all the numbers in the Birth Date together, like in the following example, until there is only one digit. A Birth Number does not prevent you from being anything you want to be, it will just color your choice differently and give you a little insight. Example: March 20, 1950 3 + 20 + 1950 = 1973 1 + 9 + 7 + 3 = 20 2 + 0 = 2 Keep going until you end up with a single digit number. 2 is the Birth Number to read for the Birth Date in the example. #1 THE ORIGINATOR #2 THE PEACEMAKER #3 THE LIFE OF THE PARTY #4 THE CONSERVATIVE #5 THE NONCONFORMIST
What A Summer
The NFL "Tank" Johnson, Michael Vick, "Pacman" Jones, Chris Henry. Along with that Matt Leinart and Tom Brady getting their girlfriends pregnant and then leaving them. Wow, just a wonderful collection of upstanding gentlemen and bright decision makers. MLB Barry Bonds' home run chase of Hank Aaron. Bud Selig attempting to take the high road and appear angelic. Steroids, steroids and more steroids. The owners knew, the media knew, the fans knew on some level and we all turned a blind eye. Hey guess what clean the slate start testing and we'll clean up the game and hopefully it will bring salaries back to a reasonable level so that ballpark prices get affordable for the ordinary fan once again. The NBA The Portland Trailgangsters are finally in the distant past as is the uproar in Detroit. But the Indiana Pacers, and Ron Artest are still bringing to the forefront bad behavior amongst NBA players. Oh yeah and Kobe Bryant may be a great player but he's still a cheater of
Well,speaking Of Impatience....
We are supposed to move to North Texas within 4 weeks and we are at a standstill with housing and employment issues -- hmmm...wish us luck!
To All Of You Thatll Take The Time To Help Me Out
hey anybody that goes through and rates my stuff to help me get a level up i will buy a yact or mansion for if you dont belive me then watever but thats how i am ill buy you one or the other if you rate me up thanks girls and guys
Sorry To All My Peeps
I'm writing this as an apology to pretty much everyone on here but those whom I talk to on a regular basis, this is really more for you. I've been in and out of sorts lately, lots going on much I'll hopefully explain later on a 1-on-1 basis. You'll have to forgive me if I'm online only for a short while and not return for days on end. Aside from my own physical problems I've had to cope with, I now have to deal with the daily struggle of a dear friend who's about to loose their life to cancer. Devastating as the news may seem I may or may not be on this site much longer because I just can't concentrate on my friend and keeping up with everyone else. V.
I want to twist your mind Corrupt your soul Take you down the long awaiting road your body hard pressed against Me Tangled up in your arms Dancing in the twilight Circling the flames Of My only true desire your hypnotic eyes Creamy sexy thighs Volumptious breast Scream out to Me you take to your knees Begging Me to take control When all I wait for to hear is PLEASE!!!!!!!
Show Me Love
click the pic and comment as much as you can and i will get you back thank you i am in first and i want to stay there so please help me
2 Souls 1 Love
although two souls are meeting there is but one voice capturing the moment captivating and controlling the thoughts, actions, words leading the way for conscious desire and decisive emotion stories and daily goings- on are frequently passed between the one voice and the intermixed beings creating a warm happiness a sense of belonging an aura of completeness a comfortable existence time, a distant memory fading in and fading out, its power and autonomy fall on blissfully ignorant, yet distinctly aware, ears - focused and true with the quantity of well spent hours adding up and summarizing the feelings and beliefs shared and opposed, comes an ability to confide and uphold moments, eternities abundant with understanding
Get Your Sexy Name
Marriage Proposal
Your Ideal Marriage Proposal Is Spontaneous, on a tropical vacation, when he realizes he can't be without you. What's Your Ideal Marriage Proposal?
Music No Lyrics
My soul is the piano, her words are the keys. Together we compose, the best of symphonies. How my soul replays her words of the day. Like a composer writing a play. I hear the music, as she strikes a key. an orchestra, is what I see. Two soul that share a common ground. a friendship they have found. What is a piano, without the player. It's like a soul, without a desire. It sits alone in the dark, waiting for someone to light a spark. A hope or a desire, waiting for someone to inspire. To play a song of the heart, a song of two souls that will never depart.
I Got My Mumms Taken Away
i guess the more than a mouthful was too much for fubar so now my mumms are taken away.. im sure there are more mumms worse than that one but thats sorry everyone that was having fun with it .. it reached top mumms haha so i guess im not an angel after all.. welllllllll spankkkkkkkk meeeeee
Wtf People!
Okay, I am not usually one to rant about stuff but something has finally pissed me off to the point that I HAVE to say something. Yes I know it is common procedure for everyone to rate others either a 10 or if they have VIP 11, but come the fuck on get over yourselves! Stop bitching and whining just because someone rates you less than a ten, I mean hell you get the same amount of goddamned points if you are rated a 1, or a 10, the only difference in points is if you get an 11. Another thing that pisses me off is people who have been on here that forget that new people do not know the normal practice of the rating system. You know people, not everyone knows the normal practice so give somebody a fucking break and get off your damned ego! No one here is a perfect ten (Or 11 as the case may be) so why in the hell do you think your profile/pics should have perfect tens? That's it for the moment, and by the way this is NSFW so I doubt I will get any rating points and guess what? I do
For A Rose
In the storm Stands the white rose tumultuous waves of destruction abound her Yet tall is the white rose strong in the face Of the sensed doom around her And she does not bow down Pure is the white rose In the compost earth growing eternal strength in the nights that so hurt I see not the white rose She is so far away But I long to protect her But only the words can I say So I send her my words And my poets heart To help her when there is hope to see her through Be Strong little flower Your heart will guide true And as long as you want I will always talk to you
I am sorry everyone. I have been still under the weather and hopefully I will have the pictures taken and loaded soon .
I Am Back From Hospital!!!!
I am back from the hospital they had me there 8 hours instead of 4.. Ugh!!!! lol... But anywhooo.. I am back on my contest..... And I am now trailing waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay behind now.. :( Like last........... If anyone wouldn't mind helping again.... Thankies sooooo much!!!! :0) ((((((((((((((((((((((HOLY CRAP I AM IN LAST PLACE RIGHT NOW)))))))))))))))) :o :o :o :o :o :o .................STARTS TO RUN FAST........ :o
Awaiting Ducklings....
Impatience is driving me crazy! My duck started laying these eggs on June 11 and we are now waiting for the hatching. Momma duckie has been on the roost since Saturday almost non stop so anyday now....
What never ceases to amaze me is that there are so many men out there and I have not found the right man for myself. I have never really found a man that has made me so happy that I would do anything for him. I need to find a reason that I need a man in my life and sex is not the reason....Money is not either and size is just a number to compare your self worth. So what is there to look for in a relationship. I have had some of the worst luck in the world and wish I was home......Click Click Sandee wants to fly. Fly away home ...
Alright I have a stalker, will whoever is doing this please step forward the condom and hand lotion are the crossover
Old Feelings
I live through my dark existence only to bask in your beauty your eyes that shine like sapphires your smile that brightens even my sad existence I envy the wind that runs through your hair that touches your lips I long to touch you to hold you in my arms but I cannot for your heart belongs to another so, I can only love you from afar your friendship means more to me than anything this world provides but like an angel you touched my heart in a way that I've never felt before cause I've never known what love is until this day I know that we are only friends but my heart wishes it to be more so I will still hope and dream that one day I can feel your lips pressed to mine to hold you in my arms and say, "I love you"
Song I Wrote.
Cause your one sad trip to get there, and your one sad sap to call yourself a man. And all your truths you've been telling me, were seeping lies I'll never understand. I once though Love was how you felt, but you tore it up without a doubt. The time you spent at her house, was just another indication of what you were all about. It took one hopeless look to get there, it took one long thought to finally let you go. You were one past I wish I could forget but instead I sit and talk about the times we shared and still know. Innocence lost its edge and we folded our cards that left our hands in misery. It took one sad trip to get here. Now I can say I came so far. Leaving pain and hurt beneath my skin way too long, now I wash it all away and search for where I belong.
Allen Gingsberg
I saw the best minds of my generation destroyed by madness, starving hysterical naked, dragging themselves through the negro streets at dawn looking for an angry fix angelheaded hipsters burning for the ancient heavenly connection to the starry dynamo in the machinery of the night. Nobody saves America by sniffing cocaine, jiggling your knees blankly in the rain, when it snows in your nose you catch cold in your brain Pot is fun We are what we think. All that we are arises with our thoughts. With our thoughts we make the world
I Havent
Have I ever told you that if I sit really still and silent, sometimes. I like to think I can hear your heart beating in time with mine? Have I ever told you that when I watch you speak to me through lines and cords, and bytes and ram, I imagine your voice, whispering into my ear? Have I ever told you that I wait out each day in anticipation, wanting only an hour or two, just a second in space and time, to feel close to you? Have I ever told you that there has been times, when I ached for you, ached for you so badly, that the emotions overwhelmed me.. and so I sat and cried? Have I ever told you that sometimes, I will reach out, touching your name on this cold screen before me, wishing I could reach in and pull you to me? Have I ever told you thatI love you?
An Unlikely Tenor Idol
And another star is born. For 15 minutes or so, at least. I’m talking about Paul Potts, of course, the unlikely winner last Sunday of Britain’s Got Talent, a U.K. version of American Idol (complete with Simon Cowell). Potts brought down the house and lit up the phone lines with a performance of Nessun dorma, the almost iconic tenor aria from Act 3 of Puccini’s Turandot. Quite an accomplishment for a homely, 36-year-old cell phone salesman with low self-esteem and really bad teeth. He has already been booked to record his first CD and sing for the Queen. Who cares if he doesn’t really have a whole lot of talent? The important thing is that he sang opera on a hit TV show and won £100,000 (enough for a makeover – “It would be nice to be able to smile naturally,” he told the Daily Mail in England. “I feel very self conscious about it at the moment.”)Maybe there’s hope after all for humanity. If Potts can get the better of rap grou
Casting The Finale: A Simulblog!...
It's been a long four months, but the end is in sight as we kick off the last remaining kid before launching into that extravaganza we call the finale.Because THIS is American Idol.And this is a SIMULBLOG, where I'm writing as I'm watching the feed on the east coast, publishing at every break, so if you don't want to know what's happening before it happens in your living room, this is not the place to be for the next 60 minutes.Just be sure to stop back by later to celebrate or complain with the rest of us.Homer Simpson kicks off the show in an improvement over Ryan, who reminds us that Elliott Yamin and Maroon 5 are in the house. We get the traditional highlight reel of last night's performances in the first five minutes before taking the first of the commercial breaks.It's almost tour time, and we get a pretty cool promo with the top ten kids all remembered. (I had forgotten about some of them...)Ryan sits on the sofa with the kids and lets Jordin talk about her trip home. And, of co
Round Up (partial)
Everybody grab somebody, umm and... Spin yo' partner round and round, let's get down, let's get down! Spin yo' partner round and round, let's get down, let's get down! Spin yo' partner round and round, let's get down, let's get down! Spin yo' partner round and round, let's get down, let's get down! *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Round them hootchies to tha middle of the dance floor Raise them cages, make 'em shake it, girl I want some more! Round them bastards to tha middle of the dance floor- HOLD UP! WAIT A MINUTE! We made the beat let's get up in it! *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Gather up folks round 'em up Short little skirts work it hard and rough
~* Hott Mommas Club !! Get In Where Ya Fit In !!! *~
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Ken Kesey
I'm for mystery, not interpretive answers. ... The answer is never the answer. What's really interesting is the mystery. If you seek the mystery instead of the answer, you'll always be seeking. I've never seen anybody really find the answer, but they think they have. So they stop thinking. But the job is to seek mystery, evoke mystery, plant a garden in which strange plants grow and mysteries bloom. The need for mystery is greater than the need for an answer. He who marches out of line hears another drum. I got high on psychedelics before I was ever drunk. I never smoked. Then LSD came by. And to me it was the most wonderful thing that had ever happened... And, of course, the best drugs ever were manufactured by the government. The real crazies who are looking for a messiah... after an hour or so they realise I'm not it and go off and look somewhere else. You can't bomb for a humane reason. What we should do is just Mother Teresa them to death with love. It's that old
I Feel Like Pushing Back
anyone ever harrass you over and over again until you just couldnt take it anymore? Well this little snothead from the UK keeps emailing me and she left a message under my daughter's you tube calling her a fat ugly whore...oh, and apparently, so am I, lol here's her email addy and this i sanother email she sent: Awww what's wrong fatty? Can't reply because you know everything I've said is true. HAHA. You fat CUNT. So bovious you added all the people on your friends list you stupid twat. Nobody likes you. You have NO fans. You add randomers and then act like their fans. Your a fucking loser. Haha. Cheap bitch put your fake flab-bags away you dirty cunt.
Take A Chance On Life Or Be Miserible
There's a time for comfort and stability. Then there's a time to push yourself. Right now you need to explore areas that make you initially uncomfortable. It won't be easy at first, but it will pay off in the long run. hmmmmm Interesting Horiscope
Good Girl (partial)
She likes to rock and roll around the stipper pole But she won't touch it now 'cause she's a good girl (Whoah-oh) What you see depends with all her christian friends You know the party's started and we're dancin' to the end *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Straighten your halo Watchin' cable Learn how to do it on the kitchen table *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ OHHH! Here she goes she likes the stripper pole I see the G-string underneath her Sunday clothes OHHH! Here she goes, around the stripper pole I think the devil got to her please save her soul
Dave Matthews - Some Devil - For 'nny
"Some Devil" One last kiss one only Then I'll let you go Hard for you I've fallen But you can't break my fall I'm broken don't break me When I hit the ground Some devil some angel Has got me to the bones You said always and forever Now I believe you baby You said always and forever Is such a long and lonely time Too drunk and still drinking It's just the way I feel It's alright Is what you told me Cause what we had was so beautiful Feel heavy like floating At the bottom of the sea You said always and forever Now I believe you baby You said always and forever Is such a long and lonely time Some devil is stuck inside of me I cannot set it free I wish, I wish I was dead and you breathing Just so that you could know Some angel is stuck inside of me But I cannot set you free You said always and forever Now I believe you baby You said always and forever Such a long and lonely time Stuck inside of me
I think I really am going to be sick to my stomach. And this time - its not because the thought of the dentist. People make me ILL! BrattyBytch OUT!
A friend of mine said, “Follow your heart and live out your dreams.” , but I say, “ Dreams are just fantasies, if they come true their not dreams any more, so then what do you do? What do you have to look forward to? Making new dreams? Just how many broken hearts come with some of those dreams? How much can one take?” I know that sounds as though I’m giving up hope on things, but honestly, my age must be catching up with me. I no longer have dreams, just wishes that I’m aware will never come true. Example: I’ve always wanted to go to Egypt for a dig with Hassza(forgive my spelling) head of the archaeology in Egypt. Archaeology has always been a interested in Egypt artifacts, history and growth. I’ve always wanted to go to Australia to swim on the Great Barrier Reef, and to see a rugby game between North Melbourne and South Melbourne. I had hope to sublet my place to another couple that wanted to come to America, and I live in theirs. I had attempted to do such a thing, asked
Dr. Timothy Leary
Each religion has got their own way of making you feel like a victim. The Christians say "you are a sinner", and you better just zip up your trousers and give the money to the pope and we'll give you a room up in the hotel in the sky. Timothy Leary's Last Trip (1997) Throughout human history, as our species has faced the frightening, terrorizing fact that we do not know who we are, or where we are going in this ocean of chaos, it has been the authorities — the political, the religious, the educational authorities — who attempted to comfort us by giving us order, rules, regulations, informing — forming in our minds — their view of reality. To think for yourself you must question authority and learn how to put yourself in a state of vulnerable open-mindedness, chaotic, confused vulnerability to inform yourself. I am 100 percent in favor of the intelligent use of drugs, and 1,000 percent against the thoughtless use of them, whether caffeine or LSD. And drugs are not central to m
Shall We ????
Good Friend Of Mine Is Hosting A Contest
A good friend of mine is hosting a contest...for best cleavage contest... Stop by his page and he will give you the details regarding his contest
The Crazy Preacher Dude...
So... I work in Downtown Sacramento (near the corner of 10th and K for those of you familiar with it)... And there's this street preacher guy that's almost always out on the corner. Some loud, preachy older black dude... And we keep our gallery doors open to invite people in, but he's out there every day. It'd been a nice past week, he hadn't really been out, but today, he's back... And I keep wanting to go out there and throw an apple at him. At least he's not as loud as he used to be. Anyways. Just thought you'd all like to know this. :D
Sometimes I feel sad and sometimes I feel blue but whenever I see you, I'm as happy as can be for you bring a smile upon my face and a feeling of joy within my heart you're like my sunshine in the morning and my stars that glow at night you're like the waves in the ocean the cool breeze in the wind like the call of the birds in the morning dew like the sounds of beauty in the night you see all of these things are of beauty and love that's how I feel whenever you are near for it was the passion and desire from both of us that opened up the world for our eyes to see for our love of each other will grow and grow and our needs and desires will be more everyday for a friend you once were and will always be has turned into love as it should have been so I want you to know as a friend and lover that in my heart and arms you'll always stay for our love for each other will never fade.
(partial) Supersonic Lyrics
But it's ok because the ladies behave NOT! Turn it 'round Drop that down Bring it back up and spin it round and round I love the way you make it roll Look at me- I'm a pole Climb up me and slide down real slow and then stop- (damn) Bring it back Back that booty right on in my lap Two movin' as one yeah like that I like you too tell me whatcha wanna do You make the fellas want it Get up and grind up on it Just feel my supersonic hardonnnnnnnn... I fucking love that song.....more snippets of my fave songs of theirs coming up
A Special Thank You To My Beautiful ~dream Catcher~
for those of you who are close you are well away of the trouble and stress going on for the past few days. What I want to say is that with out tht specialperson the one who didn't judge didn't to anything just kept true to a friend ship helpped me throught it all. there aren't enought words in the english language to tell you just how much you have helped and no matter what not only did I gain a new friend in you My Beautiful Dream Catcher. you have also helpped me possibly save my best friend and my friendship. I LOVE YOU and again thank you for everything I can't say it enought. remeber that if you ever need anything I'm always here no matter what. Love is a special bond that people take for granted and everyonce in a while things just go to show that there is always mor to life then the ones you expect, but you get the best fromthe ones you never knew. Love you always and you will alway be in my heart ELLA
Hairspray-- A Movie Review
Hairspray Hairspray, I’ve discovered is a 2007 movie based on the 2002 Broadway musical, which, I understand, was based on the 1988 movie!?!?! Sigh. Dear Lord! Well anyway, my wife had to remind me of a promise I made, (that I would go to more of “her” movies), to get me to go; trust me, I really wasn’t interested in a musical, I knew that much. I didn’t look into the movie so I didn’t know what to expect when the theatre went dark, aside from my popcorn and a box of Reese’s Pieces. Now, I am a little finicky here, I do not like movies that deliver messages! When I went to the show I expected a flick about a plump teen-age girl that wanted to be on a TV dance show. When I discovered that it was about integration in the early 1960’s, I’ll admit, I was put off. No! I am not prejudice; I just get tired of message movies; which is why I quit going to see Steven Seagal. I mean, when I pay $8 or $9 for a movie, I want to be entertained; not watch something I can see on A&E.
12 Signs You Had Too Much To Drink
You Want To Know What It's Like
I've had a lot of people ask me what it's like to be shot. I'm not offended at all by this, but first and foremost let me tell you it's nothing like in the movies. When I got shot it was a situation where my adrenaline was already pumping, a woman I thought was my friend set me up, the guy couldn't aim and I was moving and dodging around. His first shot went through the bumper of my car I dove over the hood to avoid getting shot again. It was at that moment he fired again and I was shot in the shoulder. It was like getting slammed with a hammer that was on fire, but I had so much adrenaline pumping through me that my shoulder was burning and numb at the same time. I stopped moving, crouched down and waited for him to come around my car and I was going to jump him. I heard a car driving off. I stood up and there was blood all over the hood of my car. All I can imagine is that he thought he killed me. I looked at my shoulder and as I moved my arm I could feel the bull
Lost Words
Thank You Friends
I want to thank all my friends for sticking me through this tough time in my life. when I felt like I had nothing left to live for. I have found out who my friends are and I thank you all so very much.For all the love and hugs that were sent my way. In the end I hope that we all will still be friends. I will never forget any of you. You all will remain in my hearts forever. You have changed my life and I hope that I have changed yours in some way. You've brightened my days made me see things in a whole different way, changing my perspective now in life. and hopefully I will continue to follow my dream of being a singer and just maybe it will happen. Until then my friends I always will be greatful, because it was you my friends that made me believe in myself and to never give up. There's always hope, you just have to believe. Once again Thank you my friends for caring enough about me to not let me give up, to keep pushing me forward. It is because of you that I am the person I am tod
Stand By Me ....
August 10th... Wish Me Luck!
August 10th is a turning point in my life. Me, my cousin Jenn and her friend Katrina are driving to Detroit to meet some men off of here! Woo hoo! I finally get the chance to meet, Michael AKA: "Wolfe"! I am so excited and nervous! I know people always see the things he writes me and how protective he is... and I cannot wait to get these feelings in motion to see how compatible we really are. Being face to face will prove a lot! On here, it is all words - in person, the words will be put to a test. I cannot be anymore excited! The whole weekend with this man! Hmmmm, what to do dying for al the above! This is all he and I can think of... because it may mean even one step further after this... him moving here, to Pittsburgh, finding work, you know... all that "starting over crap" that no one looks forward to! What to do first? Kiss? Talk? Hug? Fuck? lol The thing I do look forward to though, is being able to touch him, look into his eyes and see where our destiny leads us
Just Me But Imporant /
just a note but for me it's imporant . i am here to meet friends & network. not a prude just old fashioned i guess lol i do say maam a lot i do say howdy.i respect women i respect myself.not on here for cybersex how big your bra size etc if thats what your looking for sorry it's not me .not to sound crude are rude i'm more interested in whats between your ears instead of between your legs. maybe i'm to old fashioned lol but thats me ///
so yeah the last one was a long list... but it is the little things that count in life.... and here's some more *if we're both "speds"... just laugh.... *someone who will brush the hair out of my face just to touch me... * someone who plays with my hair when i'm laying across your lap watching a movie... *someone who can laugh at my friends as much as i do... *someone who wouldn't mind staying the night just to sleep next to me once in a while... *a guy who if he wants it comes n gets it... the surprise and the agressiveness is a big turn on.... *a guy who isn't upset that i smoke even though you may not smoke what i do... * kiss me on the forehead.... *a guy who drops in purely to see how i am feeling when i'm sick.. (i'd do it for you).... *a guy who would leave a note on my car at work when i'm inside....maybe a flower too? daisies!!! * a guy who calls me beautiful (and means it).... * a guy who would be brave enough to let me shave his face...(trust me... it's an ex
i wish that teens would move out while they think they know it oldest son it seems likes to tip the bottle and have too much of a good time. almost everynight. while he is an adult, he still needs to follow ans accept the rules of the house...and he overstepped them last night and earned himself a one way ticket right out of the house. time will tell if he regrets anything...but i will not take the abuse that was heaped upon me last night ever ever again. so C, raise your glass in a toast to YOUR PLACE!
What I Love Most
If I had to choose what I love about you most, it would be an impossible choice. Your heart I say one minute, your spirit I say the next. Your kindness to others, your honesty. I cannot leave out those things. Your love for your people, Your love for me, it is so hard to choose. I can not forget the most beautiful smile I have ever seen. Your deep black eyes. They way you laugh.Your hands so big and strong. Your gentleness when you touch me. That makes me melt inside. Numalte I love all of you. CHEAYLA
What Ever
Thoughts of you illuminate my spirit; Never a flicker of flame, but with Arching bolts which strike with a force That disturbs my equilibrium. My mind races as waves of passion flush over My pale skin, causing me to gaze upon visions Of impossible romantic possibilities. Pathetic is this man who anticipates the True rhythm of love, with a woman he will never hold. My imagined discourse of thoughts leave me suffering, As my lips quiver with the words I shall never speak to her's: "I have loved you more than anybody in this world." You don't know how I'm feeling. I have yet to vocalize Desire deep inside me. Can you see it in my eyes? I tremble when I'm near you Heat travels up my thighs and I want you with an urgency That I just can't describe. Dare I reach out to touch you? Do you think you'd realize How much I want and need you? Can you see it in my eyes? I long to say, "I love you," But am scared of your reply. Terrified like a child I've become paralyzed. The camouflaged emotions
I Could Use Some Help!!!!!
Please Rsvp
This is the sacred angel. You MUST pass this angel On to at least 3 people within the hour of receiving this Email. After you do, make a wish. If you have passed it on, Your wish will come true and love will come your way shortly. You're... My friend, My companion, Through good times and bad, My friend, My buddy, Through happy and sad, Beside me you stand, Beside me you walk, You're there to listen, You're there to talk, With happiness, With smiles, With pain and tears, I know you'll be there, throughout the years! You are all good friends to me and I am grateful to you. Send this to all your good friends online to show Them you are friends. If you get this back from: 1 person - you are lonely 2 people - you have a couple friends, but not many 3 people - you have a few friends... 4 people - you have some friends... 5 people - you have several friends!! 6 people - you have many friends!! 7 people - you are SOOOO loved!!! Rem
Im Back
ive been gone for a while net no real place to stay but now i have a nice apartment that i share with two of my good friends and i hope this all works out..well i wont be my old net addicted self i work a lot now and im looking for another job so anyways its been shity fun and definatly crazy but im back now
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Romance Scams
Kids...gotta Love Them Huh?? Lol
Cant Handle No More
WISHING EVERYTHING COULD CHANGE TOO MUCH SHIT IS ALWAYS GOING AROUND nothing ever goes my way.... i hate being married i feel controlled and wish i could get out...............
BIKERS I saw you hug your purse closer to you in the grocery store line. But you didn't see me put an extra $10.00 in the collection plate last Sunday. I saw you pull your child closer when we passed each other on the sidewalk. But you didn't see me playing Santa at the local mall. I saw you change your mind about going into the restaurant. But you didn't see me attending a meeting to raise more money for the hurricane relief. I saw you roll up your window and shake your head when I drove by. But you didn't see me driving behind you when you flicked your cigarette butt out the car window. I saw you frown at me when I smiled at your children. But you didn't see me when I took time off from work to run toys to the homeless. I saw you stare at my long hair. But you didn't see me and my friends cut ten inches off for Locks of Love. I saw you roll your eyes at our leather coats and gloves. But you didn't see me and my brothers donate our old coats and gloves to tho
So Sad But True
Sometimes we have to say goodbye to someone who's been so special.. We give back their wings let them go and pretend that it was really nothing.. But we'll realize deep inside our heart there's a big scar that was left which we'll carry on for a lifetime So sad but true...
Take My Hand
Needing to feel something More than just pain Smiles, joy and laughter Warmth and love again Tired of sitting alone Crying so many tears Breaking apart inside Been like this for years Wanting to scream Breaking the silence Hear more than myself Feeling loves brilliance Life has become so hard Pushing through each day Trying too see some light Darkness blocks the way Please come take my hand It's been way to long Looking for a way out Only one place I belong
The Nfl And Math
Lance Briggs is going to sign with the Bears. Could it be from all the noise that the NFL thugs have made this off-season, especially watching the Bears drop "Tank" Johnson without batting an eye...You bet. Making $7.2 million beats making zero by holding out. Holding out means not playing and not having access to state of the art training equipment and draining whatever savings he might have, in order to maintain his lifestyle. The math is simple $7.2 million > zero Speaking of thugs, lets face facts, thugs get by on muscle, money and reputation. I'm wondering how much "street cred" you can maintain if you aren't pulling a huge NFL paycheck. Ask "Tank" Johnson and "Pacman" Jones how much "love" they get once the money's gone. "Tank" won't be pulling a paycheck since he's been released by the Bears. "Pacman" will be spending most his money on legal defenses. But hey who am I kidding "Pacman" was spotted at a local Gentlemen's club before meeting with Roger Gooddell in New York a
Hey You Open Please
I thought that you would never go. Does this sadness i hold inside show? Two different lives take there way and in the end I'm the one that has to pay. I'll lose all the joy inside, but knowing to be a friend you tried. As long as your happy i won't care, even if it means I'll have to face what i fear. Every moment shines like the stars. And I'll try to fix my scars, the scars of when you went away and gone to live in that better day.
Georgia Bind My Ties
Georgia Bind My Ties (Paul Cotton) I been thinkin' 'bout a place Like a dream that tries to show Can you see it in my face That it's time again to go When I hear her callin' me From a one way track Then I got to go and see What it is that brings me back Oh, Georgia, I'm just a stray Won't you shine on my way I can see it there In your diamond eyes When you hold me Where your beauty lies Oh, Georgia , please, I'm down to my knees Won't you bind my ties Won't you bind my ties Everybody's gone away They're all leaving town And I'm movin' on to say I'm through kickin' my heart around Yes, it's all over now Crazy things in my head Have to stay together somehow For I've got the dream again Oh, Georgia, I'm just a stray Won't you shine on my way I can see it there In your diamond eyes When you hold me Where your beauty lies Oh, Georgia , please, I'm down to my knees Won't you bind my ties Won't you bind my ties
What Kind Of Angel Am I?
You scored as Seraph, Seraph is the highest rank of angels. They are the closest ones to God and carry out the most important jobs.Seraph100% Dominion83% Guardian Angel83% Archangel75% Cherub67% Virtue50% Power50% Fallen Angel25% Throne25% Principiality0% If you were an Angel, which type would you becreated with
Me As
So I met this totally hot guy last night( online of course)and I like him a lot. Its totally scary to me to actually find a guy a truly like. The guys I talk to always seem to have a room-mate that later turns out to be a woman or they run when they find out how sadistic and depraved I am. So in my head Im always planning a way out of every relationship I get in. I always wall up my heart with anyways and whatevers. But what I really want is someone who loves me for me, someone who is willing to give up control for me, someone who will let me inside their head and dwell in mine.
Well I must be really slow cause when I logged on this morning, I found out my Fubar wife no longer had an account.....I am not sure what happened to does this mean I am not married anymore? Well for now I will leave my name bare and do what I do....except I dunno what to do......Well I will figure something out
so i just posted my fist mumm ever...and like 10 mins after i posted it i got a message that said the mumm was either offensive or NSFW but all it said was do you like fubar instead of cherry tap...i didnt think that was either offensive or NSFW...whats the deal
Friends Family And Fellow Fubar Members
i wanted to thank every single peron who ever rated or down rated my pics my blogs my bulletins and mumms i want to tell u thank u for making me a rock star today stop by and join me for a drink chat or what ever have a great day!!!!
Looking In
As I sit outside looking in Wondering how this day will begin Not knowing what to expect Needing your love, honor and respect Little by little each step brings us closer To the moment in time of deeper enclosure How can something feel so right? I’m hanging on – oh so tight You are the one that makes my heart sings You are the one who pulls my heart strings Wondering what I’d do without you Is something I never want to go through So, my love, listen to my heart And promise me we’ll never more part You and I were destined to be Together, as one, throughout eternity © 2007 Mystical Illusion
In Need Of Suggestions
Bath Toy For Women
If Dads Raised
Divine Thing--from Trixie
Falling In Love
Falling in love with you is one of the hardest things I've ever done. Some people find that strange, but then, they haven't been fighting their heart for years, relabling every feeling as "misguided" or worse. When I speak to you, I'm still waiting for the numbness that refuses to come. The other day when you left, my heart screamed a protest. Was it fake? I ask myself the question again, the same question I've been asking for all this time. The difficulty of the situation is made harder by the fact you want me too. How do I know? The smiles you give me, the phrases you choose, your eyes. I stare into your eyes and my heart jumps. I stare into your eyes and my head reels. We're best friends, but I think I'm in love with you, I'm convinced you're in love with me, but I can't be sure. I can't tell you my feelings, I can't hear you tell me yours. You're the girl I want, but it cannot be. Can we ever be together? The answer to that is what really
My Heartsong
What is this I'm feeling? From oh so far away That has captured my heart In an oh so subtle way. I have never felt it Quite this way before So quietly soothing My emotional core. Something it's different Somehow I know What I am feeling Is starting to show. Passionate stirrings From deep down inside Feelings I've longed for No longer can hide. Where can I run to? Oh where can I hide? Nowhere my dear Lord I've already tried. The wall I had built Is crumbling fast Real or imagined How long can it last? Come be my heart song Let two beat as one Our hearts together Will rise like the sun.
some times i sit and look at the stars, and ill name the brightest one after your name, because no matter where i go, or where i am, theres always some thing that reminds: the days we laughed and first kissed, that night at the movies, all snuggled and sweet. Because every one knows that we were meant to be together, thats why i shall wait until your ready to try again, because your name is with mine, imprinted in my heart, and remember when your ready to love ill be here thinking of you.
Come help a friend in a contest click on the link below and join us all help appreciated
Just another drop in the vast ocean of life, With will to survive everyday ordeals of life, Have gone too far, still feels so near to the start, Tryst with destiny seems like a distance too far. Eluded illusions often stir the silent seas, Spills the tranquil soul into the high tides of the seas, It's that circle of life which starts where it ends, Walk in between is what matters most in the end. Every upbeat step makes the distances fall, Every fall teaches you a lesson after all, Overlook the fall but not where you slipped, Where secret of life rests which cannot be missed. Hold on your breath until the end my friend, Destiny awaits you on the other end.
Idea...lets See If Ya'll Think Im Nuts...haha
Since I was a child, paranormal things have always fascinated me. I've had many people, even some doctors and children psychologists refer to me as a portal. Investigating these paranormal activities, has honestly been one of the most exhilirating things I've ever done, and I've done my fair share of drugs, and living the fast life. I started out with a flashlight, lots of batteries, a voice recorder and a digital camera. It's gotten me some solid evidence, but I need more proof, or verification. I'd love to be able to set up a team, even if its just a small one, because the more people that see this, and experience the things I have, and even my husband have, it helps put us all kind of at ease. Locations, and people willing to let us PROFESSIONALLY investigate areas, and homes would be wonderful to come by. It's not always easy to take your time in an abandoned building, damn cops! I would like to find a team that is PROFESSIONAL! None of the crappy witchy voodoo and Quija boards.
Love Poem
Throughout my short existence, I've found but one true love, Someone who fits me perfectly, Just like a rubber glove. This person is someone I trust, Someone who's always there, Someone who I can turn to, Through darkness and despair. I've known since I first met her, I love her oh so much, I long for her to love me, And to feel her gentle touch. She says that she still loves me, Yet just wants to be my friend, But I know that I'll still love her, Until the very end. I wish that I could have her, As my very own, But I guess I had my chance, And I guess that chance was blown. This girl I love so very much, Means more to me than ever, And I hope deep down inside, That one day we'll be together.
two mokeys in a bath one monkeys goes ooohhh ooohh ooohhh the others says well put some cold water in then
Wozu Sind Kriege Da:::??? For What We Need War's...???
ANTI_WAR_SONG from Udo Lindenberg Die Welt hätte genug für jedermanns Bedürfnisse – Aber nicht für jedermanns Gier.(Mahatma Gandhi)....the world has enough for everybodys needs - but not enough for everybodys greed ************************************************** Keiner will sterben, das ist doch klar wozu sind denn dann Kriege da? Herr Präsident, du bist doch einer von diesen Herren du mußt das doch wissen kannst du mir das mal erklären? Keine Mutter will ihre Kinder verlieren und keine Frau ihren Mann. also warum müssen Soldaten losmarschieren? Um Menschen zu ermorden - mach mir das mal klar wozu sind Kriege da? Herr Präsident, ich bin jetzt zehn Jahre alt und ich fürchte mich in diesem Atomraketenwald. sag mir die Wahrheit, sag mir das jetzt wofür wird mein Leben aufs Spiel gesetzt? Und das Leben all der andern - sag mir mal warum die laden die Gewehre und bringen sich gegenseitig um sie stehn sich gegenüber und könnten Freunde sein
How's It Going To Be "third Eye Blind"
I Know What You Came For
I know what you came for And I know when you'll leave You came for my heart And it's lost to me For I won't stop you I will open my door My heart is here waiting I don't need it no more I know why you're leaving And I'll just let it be I am left with nothing And now you're lost to me For I can't stop you I will open my door My heart is here waiting I don't need it no more I know why you're waiting Give me time to breathe Before you take my heart now And just get up and leave For I won't stop you I will open my door My heart is here waiting I don't need it no more For love makes a fool of me For love makes a part of us
We Started Out As Friends And Now It's Love
We started out as friends and now it's love. How beautiful to move so easily From comradeship to passionate intimacy, Pure gain, with no rough edges to remove. This turn was nothing I'd been thinking of, No maybes or perhapses, consciously. I knew desire, but love was not for me Until I felt my heart from friendship move. I never felt so happily at home As I do now, so rich in what life brings. Your pleasure now is mine, as mine is yours. I never realized that my life alone Flitted like a ghost among dead things, Glancing in through other people's doors.
Going Home
I'm going away to leave you I'm going to leave you in disgrace Nothing in my favor Got the wind in my face I'm going home, hey hey hey, over the hill Over the hill, hey hey hey, over the hill Can't get enough of sweet cocaine, Get enough of mary-jane Going back to where I come from, Going rolling back home again Over the hill, hey hey hey, Over the hill Over the hill, hey hey hey, Over the hill Been worried about my babies, been worried about my wife Just one place for a man to be when he's worried about his life I'm going home, hey hey hey, Over the hill Over the hill, hey hey hey, Over the hill I'm going away to leave you, I'm going to leave you in disgrace Got nothing in my favor, Rain in my face I'm going home, hey hey hey, Over the hill Over the hill, hey hey hey, Over the hill
Get Over Us
why are x's so damn annoying!!!!!!!!
My Destiny
What if I never knew What if I never found you I'd never have this feeling in my heart ~ * ~ * ~ How did this come to be I don't know how you found me But from the moment I saw you Deep inside my heart I knew ~ * ~ * ~ Baby, you're my destiny You and I were meant to be With all my heart and soul I give my love to have and hold And as far as I can see You were always meant to be My destiny... ~ * ~ * ~ I wanted someone like you Someone that I could hold on to And give my love until the end of time ~ * ~ * ~ But forever was just a word (just a word) Something I'd only heard about But now you're always there for me When you say forever I believe ~ * ~ * ~ Baby, you're my destiny You and I were meant to be With all my heart and soul I give my love to have and hold And as far as I can see You were always meant to be My destiny... ~ * ~ * ~ Ohhhh... Maybe all we need is just a little faith 'Cause baby, I believe that love will find the way ~ * ~ * ~ Oh b
Cant Sleep
cant sleep want to sleep fuccing shit sucks ass why the fucc cant i sleep i might have to call in to work tonihgt if i cant sleep and that will suck ass i hardly had any hours on my last two checks fucc this sucks but i guess i will try one mor fuccing time to go to sleep
isn't it a shame.. how in the begining.. we all spent all our times here... "becoming addicted" but yet.. I've been looking for other places... Soo.. umm... leave a comment... with a web adress to where you spend your time... once the "i'm bored" button.. even gets boring.. me? I googlewhack....... how nerdy
Friend With Benefits
Statistically speaking, unless you are a total hermit, social retard, or ugly as a bag of spoiled monkey food... There's at least 1 person on your myspace that wants to date you or sleep with you. So..... lets play "friends w/ benefits"The rules are simple... if you want to date the person who posted this, send them a message to their inbox saying "Im yours". If you just want to sleep with them and stay friends, send them a message that says "I'd hit it". SCARED? LOL........ THE TWIST IS YOU HAVE TO REPOST THIS, EVEN IF YOU'RE TAKEN & see who replies. There is at least 1 person on your myspace that wants to date you, and maybe more that want to sleep with you. SO... re-post as "Friends with Benefits", as it doesn't matter if your married, in a relationship,single, gay or straight! You opened it so you HAVE to repost it! A test of your bravery
Broken Road
Rascal Flatts - Bless The Broken Road Lyrics I set out on a narrow way many years ago Hoping I would find true love along the broken road But I got lost a time or two Wiped my brow and kept pushing through I couldn't see how every sign pointed straight to you Every long lost dream lead me to where you are Others who broke my heart they were like northern stars Pointing me on my way into your loving arms This much I know is true That God blessed the broken road That led me straight to you I think about the years I spent just passing through I'd like to have the time I lost and give it back to you But you just smile and take my hand You've been there you understand It's all part of a grander plan that is coming true Every long lost dream lead me to where you are Others who broke my heart they were like northern stars Pointing me on my way into your loving arms This much I know is true That God blessed the broken road That led me straight to you
Chinese Food
I am on lunch right now. I just felt like saying that chinese food is fucking delicious. Pork Chow Mei Fun FTW!
No Pedestals!
I don't want to be a damn... ... been there done that and the pedestal is too far of a fall...
Strange Dream... Need Feedback
So last night I had to have had the strangest dream ever... I don't really know the circumstances, but the whole country/world was attacked by either another country or aliens or something, and one of the first things they did was completely disable our electricity. 100% of it, which meant we were forced to live the way we did before it came along, with no refridgeration, no hot water *unless heated on a fire*, no nuthin. Soon thereafter, I [my character] met up with some friends, and we all figured out that whoever did this had a base not far from where we were, so we all took bikes and alternate forms of transportation up there to see who it was and why they were doing it. When we got to their "base" (really more of a cave that seemed virtually deserted), we found a wall with artifacts, pictures, and hieroglyphics, depicting that this was an ancient race that had come here years upon years ago, and was allegedly betrothed to someone on our planet, in present day time. We
Testing Count Down T Minus 3 Days
So i decided a blog would be good here. I have not written anything post worthy (longer then a few sentences) for a long time so forgive my poor etiquette. The best topic I have to write on currently is my upcoming testing. I am a 3rd Kup in tae kwon do. That is a red stripe on a blue belt in our school. Basically I am 2 belts away from my Black, or 1st Dan (count backwards for the 8th Kup to Dan then up from 1st Dan to 10th Dan). It is getting progressively more and more difficult as I test higher and higher, as it should. The last testing pushed my limits pretty well as it was 2.5 hours of almost non stop work. This one is going to push me further as I am testing with my grandmaster. I have never met this man, but he is a 9th Dan, or 9th degree Black belt. The only other person I am aware of with at least this rank is his brother who is a 10Th Dan (im sure there are others, but Im also sure not many that have attained this high a rank). Grandmaster (GM) Choi has been a
Im This Girl
Im This Girl... 1.I'm the girl who will put her head on your shoulder, not because I'm sleepy, but because I want to be closer to you... 2.I'm the girl who likes to be kissed in the rain, more than in an expensive resturant... 3.I'm the girl who says, "Okay, but you owe me..." jokingly. Not because I actually want something, but because it means I get to spend more time with you and I care... 4.I'm the girl you can take absolutely anywhere and I will have fun because it means I am spending time with you... 5.I'm the girl who is incredibly picky, but when I find someone I like I want to spend the whole night curled up in their arms... 6.I'm the girl who never forgets all the sweet little things you do for me... 7.I'm the girl who once I let you into my heart, there's always a place there with your name on it. And even if we spend time apart, I'm the girl who never forgets you.. 8.I'm the girl who loves to end a hug with a kiss.. 9.I'm the girl who you can talk
More Losers!
This woman is weird. Now she logs in under other names and leaves me hate mail. What a moron. The 2% club. She states that she has "posted all my letters" so that people can see what kind of a person I am. Yet she keeps emailing me. I think she is in love!
What Is My Talent
You scored as Musician, You're professional talent is, Musician! You're sexy, you're a rocker, and you are a freaking awesome musician!! :}Musician90% Singer60% Actor50% Dancer30% Model20% What is your talent?? :)created with
Losers Day One
Like anything in life, there's the 2% rule. 2% of people in anything, work, play, EBAY, are a-holes. Even in great places like this. When I joined a few months back, I was amazed how many fun, nice, open minded people there are, of both sexes. Occasionally, some idiot guy will rate my photo a "1", and I will go to his profile and see that he has done the same to other people. Then there are idiots like "JD's Wifey". This mildly attractive person sent me a 10 for my photo, and I said hi and that I thought she was attractive. She told me I needed to read her profile, which basically said don't ever talk to me! Being the rascal I am, I suggested maybe if she didnt want people to say hi to her, then perhaps she should not rate people's photos. Hell, she is so married, where is her husband in all this?! This brought on a spew of hate mail and hate filled shouts from the "person", ending with her downrating my photo then locking herself out. Suggestion? Stay away from this
Plane Ride
Three old black ladies were preparing for their first plane flight. The first lady said, "I don't know bout y'all, but I'm gonna wear me some hot pink panties on dis flight." "Why you gonna wear dat?" the other two asked. The first replied, "Cause, if dat plane goes down and I'm out dere laying butt-up in a corn field, dey gonna find me first." The second lady says, "Well, I'm gonna wear me some fluorescent orange panties." "Why you gonna wear dat?" the others asked. The second lady answered: "Cause if dat plane goes down and I'm floating butt-up in the ocean, dey can see me first " The third old lady says, "Well, I'm not going to wear any panties at all." "What, no panties?!" the others said in disbelief. "Dat's right," says the third lady. "I'm not wearing any panties, cause if dat plane goes down, the first thing they always look for is da black box."
Need Rates And Fans
i need some fu luv donot worry i will give it back
Ha Block N Ratings
so its funny to me i've been on here a week and i've been blocked by 4 people already. todays blocker was cuz i rated his FUZZY picture a 7 and he took it too harshly rated me a "3" and well blocked me so whatever doesn't really matter to me, this whole rateing things kinda lame anyway.
Lunch Time!
So I just had lemon pepper chicken with rice and broccoli for lunch. And no, it wasn't one of those Lean Cuisine Bistro meals either, it was leftovers from dinner the other night. It was good too.
Last Night, Today, Tonight I've Thought Of You
Last night, today, tonight I've thought of you, Your fear of loving me, your fear of pain, My own reluctance soon to love again, And why we often flee what we pursue. I've thought: if we could make time disappear, Prune past and future, make the moment flower, Lobotomize all save this single hour, Then we could love with neither hope nor fear. But when we pause to watch the moment flow, Beneath we see eternity and space, So thin a moving film is time and place, Removing us, and all we love and know. I cannot but anticipate the end: Desire a lover, yet fear to lose a friend.
What Vampire Personality Am I?
You scored as Lestat, You are so unashamed of who you are you frighten people. Your hot and you know it. Sometimes you can be a brat but hey gotta love ya! Your Flashy sexy style makes people sit up and notice you.Lestat83% Louis75% Blade67% Marius67% Dracula50% Deacon Frost42% Spike42% Armand42% Akasha17% Angel17% Whose your Vampire personality? (images)created with
The End Of The Road Is But A Bend In The Road
When we feel we have nothing left to give And we are sure that the "song has ended"- When our day seems over and the shawdow fall And the darkness of night has descended, Where can we go to find the strength TO valiantly keep on trying, Where can wefind the hand that will dry The tears taht the heart is c ryig- There's but one place to go and tha tis to GOD And, dropping all pretence and pride, We can pour out our problems without restraint And gain strength with Him at our side- And together we stand at life's crossroads And view what we thik is the end, But God has amuch BIGGER vision And He tells us it's only a bend- For the road foes on and is smoother, And the "pause in the song" is a "rest," And the part that's unsung and unfinished Is the sweetest and richest and best- So rest and relax and grow stronger, LET GO AND LET GOD share your load, Your work is not finished or ended, You've just come ot a "bend in the road." This is for two special men in my
Cowboy Boots!!
An elderly couple, Margaret and Bert, are in Texas. Bert always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots. So seeing some on sale one day, he buys them, wears them home, walking proudly. He walks into the house and says to his wife, 'Notice anything different about me?' Margaret looks him over, 'Nope.' Frustrated Bert storms off into the bathroom, undresses, and walks back into the room completely naked except for the boots. Again, he asks, a little louder this time, 'Notice anything different NOW?' Margaret looks up and says, 'Bert, what's different? It's hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday, and it'll be hanging down again tomorrow.' Furious, Bert yells, 'AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT'S HANGING DOWN, MARGARET?' 'Nope,' she replies. IT'S HANGING DOWN BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!!!!!' To which Margaret replies... 'Shoulda bought a hat, Bert. Shoulda bought a hat'
I Am Goofy (i Object!!)
You scored as Goofy, Your alter ego is Goofy! You are fun and great to be around, and you are always willing to help others. You arn't worried about embarrassing yourself, so you are one who is more willing to try new things. Goofy69% Donald Duck69% Sleeping Beauty69% Cinderella63% The Beast56% Peter Pan50% Pinocchio50% Ariel38% Cruella De Ville38% Snow White19% Which Disney Character is your Alter Ego?created with
Why Me
so im pretty sure now that im gonna die an old maid. im never gonna find true love, never gonna get married and have children. i have had the most fucked up week. my own family had seen this coming. they knew since i was young that i was never the one to get married and have kids. you're just not the type they would say. all i want is to be happy. why can't i be happy? i work hard very hard, im a good person, i'm always there when people need me, in fact i go out of my way and sacifice shit for those bitches. i've missed on so much in my life jus to make someone else happy. i jus don't know anymore. i'm writing this in hopes that if i get it off my chest that i would feel better, but it's makin it worse.
Ok, Fine!!! Lol
Thirty Unknown Facts/Secrets About You Answer Truthfully..... 1. When was the last time you shaved your legs? Sunday 2. What were you doing this morning at 8? Pulling into work 3. What were you doing 15 minutes ago? taking a smoke break 4. What are you wearing right now? Jeans, no shoes, and a salmon colored t-shirt with white print on the front. 5. Are you mad at anyone right now? hmmmm, don't think so!!! Should I be??? LOL 6. The last two people to say they loved you? Todd, and my daughter 7. Last time you had sex? Hmmmm, I'm not real sure!! 8. Would you do them again? Not anymore!!! 9. Last thing received in the mail? Junk!! 10. Do you have any famous relatives? nope 11. Have you ever had sex in a public place? Well ya!! 12. Have you ever been searched by the cops? Yep 13. How is your hair? Icky!!! LOL Needs a trim 14. How many different drinks have you had today? One, just my coffee!! 15. How many dr
A lot of not good shit is occurring in my life right now and it's getting hard to keep my head up. I don't feel very comfortable opening up here since I don't know many people very well. If you're really interested in finding out what's going on, feel free to message me, or you can get some of the general stuff from my latest blog on myspace. Although I could use a lot of different help for a lot of different things, a hug would go a long way right now. Thanks for reading and I hope you're having a good one.
Priest Holmes To Be In Camp!
Well, it looks like RB Priest Holmes, who has been injured the past 2 seasons, is makin a comeback. But for wut reasons? Is it because he truly wants to make a comback cus he believes hes not finished in the NFl? So he can excite the fans with explosive runs once again?....or maybe its the $9 Million in salary he'll have to give back if he retires or dont play (remember he sat out all of last season and got paid). Somethin in his contract has somethin bout that from the reports i heard. But some things i wonder about this whole scenario. For instance, the offense isnt the same kinda offense it once was. Sure he might look sharp in drills durin camp but wut about takin a live game hit? These are a few things, among others, that must be looked at when a player of Priest's caliber tries to make a comeback after bein out 2 seasons. Then again maybe the Chiefs welcome the idea of him bein in camp cause then that kinda puts pressure on LJ for when he holds out in camp. Alot of things to look
What My Eyes Say
You scored as Passion, You are very passionate whether that passion is good or evil has yet to be determined. You have great power over others and they seem to flock to your service. You are very competative almost to a fault. Perhaps you should let someone else win for a change?Passion75% Diamond Eyes58% Eyes full of Pain33% Mysterious17% What do your eyes reveal about you?(PICS!)created with
On The Wings Of Prayer
Just close your eyes and open your heart And feel your worries and cares depart, Just yeild yourself to the Father above And let Him hodl you secure in His love- For life on earth grows more involved WIthendless problems that can't be solved- But God only asks us to do our best, Then He will "take over" and finish the rest- So what you are tired, discouraged and blue, There's always one door that is open to you- And that is the door to "The House of Prayer" And you'll find God waiting to meet you there, ANd "The Houe of Prayer' is no farther away Than the quiet spot where you kneel and pray- For the heart is a temple when God is there As we place ourselves in His loving cre, And He hears every prayer and answers each one When we pray in His name "Thy Will be done"- ANd the burdens that seemed too heavy to bear Are lifted away on the "Wings of Prayer"
What It Is
!!!!garbage ????
So today i had a custody hearing with my ex husband , because ever since september of 2006 when the original ordered was put in effect the kids have all come home complaining that hes abusing them . Well they didn't have marks so there wasn't anything i could legally do except sit and wait for him to screw up .. well he finally did !! .. So i went to modify the existing order , and get full emergency custody , which ofcourse was granted due to the severity of the allegations .. So this morning while i'm sittin there telling the hearing officer everything , all i can hear is my ex talkin smack under his breath .. so everything he was saying i was bringing up , which was basically the assanine accustations he wanted to make against me LoL like i get my kids high *i dont do drugs thanks* and that i have sexually abused my kids *Ummmmm i'm not the one who's been screwing 13 yr olds for years!*.. anyway after i explained everything to the court . I was asked what i'd like the outcom
Viagra Advertising Slogans
10. Viagra, It's "Whaazzzzz Up!" 9. Viagra, The quicker pecker upper 8. Viagra, Like a rock! 7. Viagra, When it absolutely, positively has to be there tonight. 6. Viagra, Be all that you can be. 5. Viagra, Reach out and touch someone. 4. Viagra, Strong enough for a [woman], but made for a [man]. 3. Viagra, Tastes great!........More filling! 2. Viagra, We bring good things to life! And the unanimous number one slogan: 1. This is your penis. This is your penis on drugs. Any questions?
Curse Of The Vampire
Smell of death is in the air He walks in the shadows of night He comes after me moveing with stealth His eyes are red His teeth are white A few ways to kill him But why, Why should I I welcome his bite Eternall life is the hell I deserve I welcome the curse of the Vampire.............
click the pic and then comment on it as many time as you can i will get you back you all know that
"my Wife Is Poisoning Me."
A man goes to see the Rabbi. "Rabbi, something terrible is happening and I have to talk to you about it." The Rabbi asked, "What's wrong?" The man replied, "My wife is poisoning me." The Rabbi, very surprised by this, asks, "How can that be?" The man then pleads, "I'm telling you, I'm certain she's poisoning me, what should I do?" The Rabbi then offers, "Tell you what. Let me talk to her, I'll see what I can find out and I'll let you know." A week later the Rabbi calls the man and says, "Well, I spoke to your wife. I spoke to her on the phone for three hours. You want my advice ?" The man said yes and the Rabbi replied, "Take the poison
Gf App.
Girlfriend Application [BASICS] Name: Age: Location: Height: Hair: Eyes: Piercings/tattoos: [OTHER] 1. Where would we go on dates? 2. Who are three (or more) of your favorite bands/artists? 3. Do you drink/smoke?? 4. Do you like the rain? 5. If so...would you play in it with me? 6. Do you like movies? 7. If so would you stay up and watch them with me all night? 8. Could we cuddle and just fall asleep together? 9. Would you kiss my forhead 10. Do you play an instrument? 11. If so...what? 12. Would you call me right after we saw eachother to make sure i made it home alright? 13. How would you rate your hugs from 1-10? 14. Favorite body part on a guy? 15. What would you say is the best thing about yourself? 16. Do you have any reps (ie: heartbreaker, slut)? 17. Would you give me kisses just because? 18.would u do more than just make out with me [What Would You do if...] I cried: I said I liked you: I kissed you: I was hospitalized: I ran a
The Buried Word
I'm trying to do the right things and not use the slang nigga as much since they buried the word a few days ago. As stupid as the shit seemed, it was a good purpose. What I want to know is how to deal with the transitional phase cuz everytime I say "WHAT'S GOOD, MY WORD THAT HAS BEEN BURIED?instead of What's happnin my nigga? or I LOVE MY, WORDS THAT HAVE BEEN BURIED IN THE HOOD instead of I love my hood niggas I bust of laughin.......ya'll ain't got to read this shit right here cuz I'm full of that good green right now...lmao...n a lil belvedere to kick it off THIS ONE IS FOR DA DON CORLEONE
Bear And A Rabbit
a bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods the bear asks the rabbit "do you have trouble with shit sticking to your fur?" the rabbit says "no" so the bear wipes his ass with the rabbit
Hey Joe
Jimi Hendrix first singel is a suppurt song to Brian Jones. Not because the b-side is Stone Free or because you can see their friendship through the rest of his career (Purple Haze as the colour on Highway 61. The Wind Cries Mary - Jimi Hendrix; like Brian, never married. Or the final days of Brian when they did some, mysteriously vanished, tapes of their supergroup). Hey Joe tells Brians story as a spagetti western. Brian kills off his girlfriend for cheating on him and goes off to Mexico. Actually that was what happened. The tribute song Liza Jane got it all wrong.
Are you the puppeteir Am I the puppet Strings attached to my feet, my hands, my head I do what you say With a pull of the strings I obey your every command I beg and pray for you to set me free I live for the day To walk on my own, To speak for myself For now I must wait if it takes forever But when I'm gone for good I will be free!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ok All
Ok i am in this contest which you all know.and it is going to end on Aug5th instead now so i could use all the help when you all get a chance to ty.....
Bombing Help Needed
Priority All Freelancers are needed in here please Any problems contact both founders please repost
I am a GODFATHER please rate,fan,and add me and u can look at all my morphs ive made here ty GODFATHER This is my profile Corky1952~Owner of The Global Bombers@ fubar God Bless Us All
I Am Vampire Gwindala On Monster Game
Click on my link below and will take to the game where when you are bitten you become a vampire and get to attack lycans or werewolves or raid towns and cities spilling the blood of humans. Either way you gain in strength and numbers in gold making you even a clan member after your numbers increase, so please join me by going to the following link below.
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My Next Letter
i just got another letter from john today he is doing good i like hearing from him i guess i should invest in a answering machine for when im not home he told me in the letter he called but i wasnt home anyway his graduation day is sept. 21 feels like that is going to be forever for me to see him any way just thought i would share that with you all
Orpheus And Eurydice
Orpheus was the son of Apollo and the Muse Calliope. He was presented by his father with a Lyre and taught to play upon it, which he did to such perfection that nothing could withstand the charm of his music. Not only his fellow-mortals but wild beasts were softened by his strains, and gathering round him laid by their fierceness, and stood entranced with his lay. Nay, the very trees and rocks were sensible to the charm. The former crowded round him and the latter relaxed somewhat of their hardness, softened by his notes. Hymen had been called to bless with his presence the nuptials of Orpheus with Eurydice; but though he attended, he brought no happy omens with him. His very torch smoked and brought tears into their eyes. In coincidence with such prognostics, Eurydice, shortly after her marriage, while wandering with the nymphs, her companions, was seen by the shepherd Aristaeus, who was struck with her beauty and made advances to her. She fled, and in flying trod upon a snake in t
Top 10 Things To Say On A Date
Top 10 Things to Say on a Date 10. "I sure like chicken." 9. "What a wonderful day. Did I mention I was in a car accident on the way over?" 8. "This is so exciting! I've never taken two showers in one week before!" 7. "How about them Reading Phillies? ;)" 6. "That's quite interesting... (yawn)" 5. "I sold my entire 1999 set of baseball cards last week!" 4. "Do you watch Pokemon? I like Pokemon!" 3. "How 'bout them kidneys on eBay?" 2. "Do I smell tacos? I wish we could have tacos!" 1. "My pet monkey gives you two thumbs up!"
Top Ten Things Men Shouldn't Say Out Loud At Victoria's Secret
10 Does this come in children's sizes? 9 No Thanks. Just Sniffing. 8 I'll be in the dressing room going blind. 7 Mom will love this. 6 Do you have this with a Dallas Cowboys Logo on it? 5 No need to wrap it up, I'll eat it here. 4 Will you model this for me??? 3 Oh honey, you'll never squeeze your fat ass into that! 2 45 bucks?? You're just gonna end up NAKED anyway!! 1 The Miracle What??? This is better than world peace!!
I am going to be down in Killeen,Texas pretty soon for my brother's wedding and to say goodbye before he's shipped to Iraq. I will have a few days to kill and nothing to do with them! Anyone that lives down there willing to show me around? I know there isn't much down there, but it sure beats sitting in a boring hotel room!!
Things You Probably Don't Know
1. Money isn't made out of paper; it's made out of cotton. 2. The Declaration of Independence was written on hemp paper. 3. The dot over the letter i is called a "tittle". 4. A raisin dropped in a glass of fresh champagne will bounce up and down continuously from the bottom of the glass to the top. 5. Susan Lucci is the daughter of Phyllis Diller. 6. 40% of McDonald's profits come from the sales of Happy Meals. 7. 315 entries in Webster's 1996 Dictionary were misspelled. 8. The spot on 7UP comes from its inventor, who had red eyes. He was albino. 9. On average, 12 newborns will be given to the wrong parents, daily. 10. Warren Beatty and Shirley MacLaine are brother and sister. 11. Chocolate affects a dog's heart and nervous system; a few ounces will kill a small sized dog. 12. Orcas (killer whales) kill sharks by torpedoing up into the sharks stomach from underneath, causing the shark to explode. 13. Most lipstick contains fish scales (eeww). 1
Now That's Awesome.
Jenna Trades Sword Swallowing for Swordfighting She's taken down all sorts of bad guys, good guys, girls, etc., but now Jenna Jameson is turning her attention to monsters -- of the two-eyed variety. TMZ has learned that the porny business juggernaut is creating and starring in her own series of comic books, featuring a leather-clad, g-string wearing heroine named "Shadow Hunter." Even though she's practically pulling her shirt off in the exclusive cover art obtained by TMZ, we're told that Jenna's animated alter-ego will not expose her sketchy smooth southern parts. How easily hope is snatched away. And get this -- the company behind the comic book? Virgin. How appropriate.
Groucho Marx
Quotes by Groucho Marx Why, I'd horse-whip you if I had a horse. There is no sweeter sound than the crumbling of your fellow man. Military justice is to justice what military music is to music. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. If I held you any closer I would be on the other side of you. I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members. I must confess, I was born at a very early age. It is better to have loft and lost than to never have loft at all. Hello, I must be going. Either he's dead or my watch has stopped. Women should be obscene and not heard. Time wounds all heels. Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted. Who are you going to believe, me or your own eyes? As soon as I get through with you, you'll have a clear case for divorce and so will my wife. Do you think I could buy back my introduction to you? Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.
My Appt. Yesterday!
So I went in for another check up yesterday. I am 8 weeks and 6 days today. Everything looked good. We saw the baby's heartbeat again on the ultrasound and even saw the baby move a little stub! LOL I have a picture of my actual ultrasound this time.
So to get my mind off of having to go to the dentist later on...I'm in the process of sorting out my "Randomness" picture folder. So...Beware of falling objects lol. I am Soooooooooooo Not looking forward to the dentist! :( :( :( :( :( :( :(
The Arrival
She arrived at the airport, tired but quivering with anticipation. She stopped at the bathrooms to collect her thoughts and realized that she was shaking - she still couldn't believe that she had traveled this far for one person, for no other reason than that it had felt like the right decision when they had talked on the internet and then the telephone. The reality was that she now had nothing - no job, no possessions other than the clothing in her suitcase, no home and no friends. She shuddered & pushed the thoughts to the back of her mind. Checking her appearance in the mirror she quickly touched up the smudges left from where she had slept briefly on the 'plane. She looked relatively presentable considering and so, drawing a deep breath, she left the bathrooms and headed towards the arrivals lounge. Her stomach plummeted as she saw that she had to descend a huge escalator that was in full view of everyone waiting below - there wasn't a separate area to collect her case, just thi
Miscellaneous Quotes
Don't spend $2 to dry-clean a shirt. Donate it to the Salvation Army instead. They'll clean it and put it on a hanger. Next morning buy it back for 75 cents.--Billiam Coronel The statistic on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you.--Rita Mae Brown Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.--Rich Cook When I give a lecture, I accept that people look at their watches, but what I do not tolerate is when they look at it and raise it to their ear to find out if it stopped.--Marcel Achard He who laughs last has not yet heard the bad news.--Bertolt Brecht You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 today and we don't know where the hell sh
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Neocons Doing More Harm Than Good
Refugees cause worry about Mich. economy By JEFF KAROUB, Associated Press Writer Wed Jul 25, 8:47 AM ET The area in southeast Michigan where 2,000 Iraqi refugees are expected to resettle already has 169,000 people out of work. Some fear the influx will push the state's unemployment rate even higher. Imad Hamad, regional director of the American-Arab Anti-Discrimination Committee, is concerned that the area cannot support many more people without significant federal aid. He likened it to "bringing more passengers to a ship that is already sinking." The mayor of Warren, which has a large Arab-American population, recently said the refugees will strain services and drag down an already struggling state economy. But others, such as University of Michigan economist Donald Grimes, say the entrepreneurial attitude and advanced degrees of many Iraqis might help turn the ship of state around. "It's one of the things that could help Michigan recover," he said. Federal off
Hot Pussy
Is It
Prisoner to the pain Trapped like an animal No escape no way out Walls clossing in Darkness falls onto me Fell like a sacrificial lamb I hope amd I pray that maybe someday I'll be free Don't lie to me tell me the truth Am I evil Am I alive or somebodys dream Is this the life I live!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Past Thoughts
today i was sitting intop of the humvee in 125 digree weather heat in iraq and i thought abou twhen i used to live in okinawa japan and when we went to thiland for an excersize and i got to see the exact island where they fillimed the movie in cosa moui. i downloaded mobe's porcelain , its a song from the movie the beach and i listened to it when i stood there on the beach and when i jumped form the water fall cliff and it was .................... idk how to even put it in words when i stood on that beach i was in another world, the song the place it let my spirit free and i smiled as wide as i could and let my arms rise to my sholders and just let my spirit flow out and dance int he pure tanquility of the naiture and glow of this hidden paradice and i had just wished to never leave for i was so happy and just in pure bliss.................. why couldnt i have had her to share this with. By her i mean this girl im supposed ot meet when the time is right?????? i think i have found
Boycott Amtrack
Lawsuit Eyed In Kids Tossed Off Train 'I Felt It Was Child Endangerment,' Father Says POSTED: 11:48 am PDT July 24, 2007 UPDATED: 9:34 am PDT July 25, 2007 TAOS, N.M. -- The father whose several children, ages 12 to 15, were removed from an Amtrak train said he's considering filing a lawsuit against the rail carrier. SURVEY: Is The Father Right In Considering A Lawsuit? Peter Sharfin accused Amtrak of overreacting and abusing the children, who booted them out in the dark and 600 miles from home after accusations that one of them stole an iPod. "I felt like it was child endangerment," he said. "These are children alone at night." Sharfin said the children didn't know where they were. "They were hundreds of miles from home," he said. "It was dark. Their parents weren't there." Amtrak spokeswoman Vernae Graham said the children "weren't just put off in the middle of nowhere, mind you. They were put off in the custody of the police department." Kingman, Ariz.,
More Deep Thoughts
How can a slim chance and a fat chance be the same, while a wise man and a wise guy are opposites? How can the weather be hot as hell one day and cold as hell another? Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine, which I guess is why several of us died of tuberculosis. I hope if dogs ever take over the world, and they chose a king, they don't just go by size, because I bet there are some Chihuahuas with some good ideas. The face of a child can say it all, especially the mouth part of the face. If you were a poor Aztec with no weapons, and a bunch of conquistadors came up to you and asked where the gold was, I don't think it would be a good idea to say, "I swallowed it. So sue me." When you go in for a job interview, I think a good thing to ask is if they ever press charges. To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other. Probably the earliest flyswatters were nothing more than some sort of striking
Peace Of Mind
Just arived home from court for the restraining order i filed for judge granted it but this ass sat there saying ( the guy who jumped me ) that he was raised better than to touch a woman...the judge didnt want to see the pics but i think he knew the score cause not only is the guy not alllowed ANY where near me or my home if ANY thing happens to me or my things he will serve 6 months in jail also he was ordered within 6 months to pay me back my court costhe thinks he just got out of paying lol....the judge also told me ( on the side on the sly ) to throw everything thay have here out NOT to sell it or try to keep anything since it has been over 60 days getting close to 90..< evil smile > hope the guy can find his bike i just gave away that will be said it was dug out the trash LMAO i may be out over $5000.00 but this ass has NOTHING but his clothes he took backs are a bitch lol
Understanding Me
I can smile all the time. I can say yeah i am fine. but how many people can sit there and say yeah they know when something is wrong or i am not fine.. Not many people can honestly say that..Only a few people can honestly sit there and tell me they know when there is something seriously wrong with me. I can smile and get away with it. i can always say im fine and leave it at that. i can hide tears i can hide pain really well.. I also can keep alot of things bottled up inside to where no one really knows. until i cant keep them bottled up anymore.. Honestly its hard for me to talk about things that i keep bottled up because they are things that i am scared to talk about or things on that nature. Or that i am afraid to show emotion. I have always been a person who has been known to be strong and i have never shown anyone the softer side of me so why would i start now..but nyways i dont know but alls i know is i was just posting this to get something off my chest right now.. and a
Deep Thoughts
Deep Thoughts Always remember, 49.9% of your friends are below average. It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man. If at first you don't succeed, blame it on your parents. The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because they are generally the same people When you're riding in a time machine way far into the future, don't stick your elbow out the window, or it'll turn into a fossil. For sale: an antique desk suitable for lady with thick legs and large drawers. 14% of Americans surveyed agree that Puerto Rico should not be the 51st state because "that extra star would make the flag look bad." 23% of Perot voters say, "The candidate I vote for usually loses." 17% of college graduates would punch themselves really hard in the face for $50. 28% of Americans think that our army's high-tech military equipment is too expensive to risk in combat. One third of American women agree that baseb
Why Motorcycles Are Better Than Women
Why Motorcycles are better than women Body: Why Motorcycles are better than women • Your motorcycle doesn't get upset when you forget it's birthday. • You don't have to talk to your motorcycle after you ride it. • You can choke your motorcycle. • Your motorcycle doesn't get mad when you ignore it for a month or so. • Motorcycles don't get jealous if you come home with grease under your fingernails. • Motorcycles don't snore. • Your motorcycle won't wake you up at 3:00 AM and ask you if you love it. • Your motorcycle won't leave you for another rider. • You don't have to pay child support / alimony to an ex-motorcycle. • If you say bad things to your Motorcycles, you don't have to apologize before you can ride it again. • If your Motorcycle doesn't look good, you can paint it or get better parts. • If your Motorcycle goes flat, you can fix it. • If your Motorcycle is misaligned, you don't have to discuss politics to correct it. • If your Motorcycle is too lo
A Riddle
To make it stand, you wet it ! To make it wet, you suck it ! To make it stiff, you lick it ! To get it in, you push it ! - - - Damn !!! - - - Missed again .... - - - Threading a needle when you're older is NO JOKE ! Wot were you thinking it was???
Regrets, strong and precise, turning what was once joy into a piercing pain. Dumbfounded by the way things have changed,as if over night, driving me in insane. What I can control and what I can't, such a difference it makes in how you feel. Why I won't turn my back on those I care for, I can't belive this is real. Mistakes are a part of the grand scheme of things, we all make them at one time or another. Yet I must pay for things that others do, I feel like I am about to smother. Silence is the solace that I do now seek. The accusations in your voice are making you reek. I can't see the other side, the place where I was not to long ago. The bullshit of things that do not affect me are now the only things you seem to want to know. I will not play this game for you, I will not play it for me. There is no excuse in pig headed determination, you see only what you want to see. I am not the person that can give comfort when that is not what I feel in my heart. I am not willing to let petty d
Tourcherd souls screaming out my name Pain and agony fills my veins Beats tourmentthump in my heart Cannot breath the poison that fills my lungs Cannot see through the black cloud that follows me throughout the days I reach for the light that is so far away Cannot climb the mountain of forgivness I cry for help but hear no answer Memorys run through my mind Some are good but most are not Can someone help Can someone answer my praires Is there no end for the pain that has haunted me for all my years I mask my haunted soul with a smile and laugh But when I am by myself I realize all I am doing is trying to fool myseld and others around me Is there no end to it all One day it will be over Then maybe I will be able to live the life that I want Time will tell if I can climb out of the hole I was meant to be in!!!!!!!!!
Cnat Stand It
I cant stand guys puting their pics of their lower area lol yeah anyways its not amazing guys lol my turn other chicks on but yeah No lol I kno I kno What Your Saying "DONT LOOK THEN!" well cant help it name nudes lol plz lol
Feelin U~ Chris Ardoin
Pygmalion Pygmalion saw so much to blame in women that he came at last to abhor the sex, and resolved to live unmarried. He was a sculptor, and had made with wonderful skill a statue of ivory, so beautiful that no living woman could be compared to it in beauty. It was indeed the perfect semblance of a maiden that seemed to be alive, and only prevented from moving by modesty. His art was so perfect that it concealed itself, and its product looked like the workmanship of nature. Pygmalion admired his own work, and at last fell in love with the counterfeit creation. Oftentimes he laid his hand upon it, as if to assure himself whether it were living or not, and could not even then believe that it was only ivory. He caressed it, and gave it presents such as young girls love, bright shells and polished stones, little birds and flowers of various hues, beads and amber. He put raiment on its limbs, and jewels on its fingers, and a necklace about its neck. To the ears he hung earr
Kick-ass Opulent Cd Pre-order Deals And Bundles!
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When The Sun Doesn't Shine...
Here We Go Again Ill. student accused of terrorist threat 1 hour, 23 minutes ago A university student was arrested after he allegedly threatened a "murderous rampage" similar to the Virginia Tech shootings that left 32 people and the gunman dead, authorities said. A gun dealer had alerted federal authorities about the man, saying he had seemed overly anxious to get a shipment of semiautomatic weapons, according to an affidavit filed in court by a police detective. Olutosin Oduwole, who was taking summer classes at Southern Illinois University at Edwardsville, was charged Tuesday with attempting to make a terrorist threat, a felony. He remained jailed Wednesday in lieu of $1 million bail. According to the affidavit, the 22-year-old wrote a note demanding that money be deposited to a PayPal account, threatening that "if this account doesn't reach $50,000 in the next 7 days then a murderous rampage similar to the
I hate being sick! It's the time to be sick!
Sitting in the darkness thinking Im alone I hear a faint cry calling to me from the great unknown.I look around to seek and find the noises that I hear and see you sitting next to me with a great look of fear.I hold you tight and feel your breath as your face is close to mine and lick your neck and taste the salt from the sweat your body has left.Smiling now I take a bite as I feel your pulsating neck...I close my eyes and drain your blood all that you have left.Your no longer afraid now and never will be alone.For together we walk these lands hand in hand until the sun turns us to stone~
Women Use Your Brains
If these men wanna how u their dicks, be happy to let them do so, we all know what the dick look like does matter, so go ahead n get the guess work out the way. You know damn well how mad we be when the dick ain't right...lmao
can anyone link me too the spotslounge
Brothers Of E
Ok my precious & sweet friends. 3 of my 4 brothers have joined Fubar; 1 is a returning visitor. How about you stop by & show them some Fubar love for me. Just harass the crap out of them for me; mkay? Bulba@ fubar Mike@ fubar Eric@ fubar
My Client Died Today
So I took care of this elderly man for 8 months, in his home, hospital, nursing home then finally his house again. He's had a rough time. He was 89 years old, his wife passed away 2 years ago and then he lost his mind. (Dementia) He never accepted that she was gone and often would call out her name. Unfortunately 4 weeks ago he was diagnosed with cancer and he was allowed to return home to die in his own bed. He passed away 56 minutes ago at 10:45 CST. Ken was a famous war hero. He commanded a battle group into D day and he's been making national news ever since. Today he passed painfully in his bed. its too bad. Anyhow, thats my rant! I'll likely have an unpredictable schedule for the next while.
Demons trapped in my heart Pain funning through my veins Dark clouds blanket my soul Lonely inside no one here Muist fight my own private battle Must win the war Won't be happy till all my fears are gone Children playing running through the grassLaughter is heard I have temporary relief Is it ove for now maybe But not Forever!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Today On Wrr
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A Dildo (story
I am stiff and cold, yet soft to the touch -- phallic. I remain hidden, stuffed in a drawer, my body nestling between folded fabrics. My skin, latex scented and soft covering a hard frame interior, remains motionless in the silent darkness. Electrified, I can vibrate on command, the turn of a dial ignites and excites me, adjusting me from a faint hum all the way to an ecstatic moan. But tucked way I remain static, the vibration but idle potential within me. I can only wait, without moving, unchanged for no dildo can cease to be a dildo. It was toward evening one day -- was it my first or thousandth evening? I couldn't tell, the unchanging darkness confuses me and time becomes a fantasy. If I guess, I would say it was more than just one day, but yes, certainly less than a thousand, yet how much more, how much less? The thought befuddles me. It was toward evening in summer, the constant vibration of the cooling system was felt within my drawer, the faint drone a continuing song of hop
Finish This Statement
1. I've come to realize that my ex… 2. I am listening to… . 3. I talk… 4. I love… . 5. My best friend(s)… 6. My first real kiss… 7. I hate it when people… . 8. Love is… 9. Marriage is… . 10. Somewhere, someone is thinking… . 11. I'll always… 12. I have a secret crush on… 13. The last time I cried was because… 14. My cell phone… 15. When I wake up in the morning I… 16. Before I go to sleep at night… 17. Right now I am thinking about… 18. Babies are… 19. I got on myspace… . 20. Today I… . 21. Tonight I will… 22. Tomorrow I will… . 23. I really want… 24. The person who most likely to repost this is… * please send me your reply Cut and paste for your own blog or bulletin.
Suggestion To All My Men
If these hoes want ya'll to fan, n fam,n friend to c some ole nasty ass pictures...tell them hoes throw n some web-cam first, that wuld cut all that bullshit out cuz that is like bribery and there is nothing attractive about bribery in n o form or
That Butt Thang~horrace Trahan
Packing Today
Well it's a new day. It's my first day off and I would be lying if I said I had been looking foreward to it. I have been working a lot so it's easy to not think about things when your mind is busy on other things. Today there is nothing else to think about. Today is the day I pack for my move. A move I am looking foreward to only I am not looking foreward to sorting through things that belonged to us. Decideing what has too much sentimental value to take with me. Then I have to decide if I should take her needs into consideration or do I just look out for me. Why are these thing never easy? Yesterday was a great day and I am going to take the positivity and serenity that I have from the last two days and see how far they can carry me through this task. I am optimistic about this, I am making a fresh start and it looks very promising. I don't plan on this taking long, I am going to do it fast and not look back. I am going to do this and I am going to think back and laugh, b
The Day Begins
The day begins The day begins with fiery circle, Painful to look at, creeping over the homes. Laser feelers pierce the blinds, Slice my face. Another day With out john. Turn over And pull the covers up The covers are warm and soft, and the place where john use to cuddle is dark, the place begins at my heart and ends with his tiny feet touching my thigh. My arms encircle him. His head rests in my hand. He faces me. We are dreaming of all the adventures yet to come. Facing the inside of my eyelids, the kiss of an angels is puff of clouds, and invisible breeze. It splits in two with hug, drifts away in the haze of denial, before reality pierces though like a laser. The laser is a sword I use to cut the world in half, looking for my john to be warm and whole again, to wake up pink and breathing, to have his little feet on my thigh. The laser is a sword fate uses to cut me in half, w
40 Questions
[One] Have you ever been asked out? Yes. [Two] Where was your default picture taken? Bathroom [Three] What's your middle name? Ann [Four] Your current relationship status? Single [Five] Does your crush like you back? I don't know [Six] What is your current mood? cranky [Seven] What color underwear are you wearing? maroon [Eight] What color shirt are you wearing? purple [Ten] If you could go back in time and change something, what would you change? Gone to school for computers the first time thru. [Eleven] If you must be an animal for one day, what would you be? Cat [Twelve] Ever had a near death experience? yes [Thirteen] Something you do a lot? Play on the Internet [Fourteen] The song stuck in your head? Bad Day - Daniel Powter [Fifteen] Who did you copy and paste this from? Persia [Sixteen] Name someone with the same birthday as you? My brother [Seventeen] When was the last time you cried? Saturday [Eighteen] Have you ev
Your Personal Motto
Think about what you think about. We process between 50,000 to 60,000 distinct thoughts every day. Many of those are the SAME thoughts. Isn't it to our benefits to make some of those thoughts nutritious food for thought rather than junk food? Or even worse, self-defeating thoughts! So much of what we think about is just a matter of habit. Get into some good habits! Our thoughts color our experiences throughout the day. It's nice to have your own personal slogan, or mantra, to remind you of what is really important, to keep you on track. You can use any quote, proverb, phrase as your personal slogan. Choose something that is meaningful to you. Post it on your bathroom mirror, on your refrigerator, on your computer, and at the bottom of your e-mails. I have a bunch of slogans, but one of my favorites is a quote by Ralph Waldo Emerson: "Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm." One saying that has become popular lately is "Go with the flow. Remember the song we used to sing
Baby Girl Lalone
Daughter may die, but why? for even daughters can't live with hafe a heart fourty five minuts isn't much a life but long enough to remember thin blue lips uneven gaspsin incubators racking breaths that cause pain to those who watched long enough to remember i never held her or felt her softness or counyrf her toes i didn't even know the color of her eyes dead paled hands quite covered by the gown she was to ho home in moist earthy smell one small casket and the tears you see i hold in my hand but soubenirs of an accosion a sheet of paper filled with statisties a certificate with smudged footprints a tiny bracelet engraved baby girl lalone you say thant you are sorry that you know how i feel but you can't know because i don't feel not yet
Will Be Back
Okay, so I go to the lake last Thursday and my 15 year old son alwys stays home, cause he hates the lake. I come home Sunday night to a fubarred computer, it wont boot up or nothing. I have been wanting to do a major wipe out and rebuild for a while, just havent done it but now I had no choice. I lost everything and am just now getting windows back on it and the internet back working, but havent gotten anything else installed, so I wont be on much for a few days. And if I dont feel like dealing with the computer or I get frustrated, it may just be longer. Incase you are wondering, I got into the BIOS and did figure out I had 7 trojan viruses downloaded from PORN sites, so now I really know what my child does while I am out of town!! LOL, typical kid I guess. But I will be back, just dont think I am ignoring or hating, just rebuilding.....
A Mans Heart
The day of reconing has begun Pain and agony of a tourcherd soul are heard in my voice IO sweet in fear for the pain I know is comming The tention grows high Antishipation s here Nerves run wild Interupts mt soul What has happend I do not know First I felt guilt Then Ashamed But now I realize I need not be Still feel pain but does not matter I am loved and that's all that counts!!!!!!!!!!
Passionate Partner
You scored as Passionate, You love a Passionate partner, someone who will just sweep you off you feet and never put you down. You want someone who just goes at it and never takes their hands off you. You mike like it rough and fast but its all about what feels right and how good it all feels. Passionate partners are great but things can sometimes get a little out of hand. Please rate and comment and tell me what quiz this is when you do!Passionate94% Tease88% Begging75% Dominator75% Fantasizer75% Loving75% Easy Going69% Slave63% Seductive56% Reserved56%
The Bar
why we ain't got more shit to drink around here?????I like to change shit up sometimes, brown or white. I might feel like buying some cognac,gin,brandy,whatever different kinda jello shots, big ass daiquiris, where the bar if u want me to buy it
Night Of Restraint - Nsfw
The room is warm, almost too hot. Noet is slightly damp from perspiration, and the occasional breeze makes her shiver. The room is filled with a soft, diffused light, sunlight slipping through heavy lace curtains, giving the place an antique feel. The air filled with smells of potpourri, mingled with red wine and musk. His eyes wander lazily along the ceiling, until they reach the far wall, where a full-length mirror stands across from the foot of the bed, tilted slightly downward in its heavy carved oak frame. The image staring back at Gavin from the mirror attracts his attention: an antique brass four-poster bed, and on it an esquisite man, naked, his arms stretched and bound tauntly over his head, and his wonderful long legs reaching out toward the posts at the foot of the bed, one foot tied to each corner. That's him, with his wrists bound together by that long white band of silk rope. That's him, chest rising and falling more quickly than usual below tight, shiny skin. T
It happens when... You tell me everything will be alright even when nothing seems that way, You inspire me with your words and feelings, I think of the good times shared, I hear your voice, I see you smile, I look into your eyes, I feel your arms around me as you hold me tight, I know I have at least a small place in your hart. These are the things that give me hope to find true happiness. Who knows maybe it will be with you
Did Ya'll Really Know About This??
Construction Of North American Superhighway May Begin Next Year North America Transportation Posted by: Michael Dudley 20 June 2006 - 7:00am "The 'nation's most modern roadway', proposed between Laredo in Texas and Duluth, Minnesota, along Interstate 35, would allow the US to bypass the west coast ports of Los Angeles and Long Beach to import goods from China and the Far East into the heart of middle America via Mexico, saving both cost and time. However, critics argue that the ten-lane road would lay a swathe of concrete on top of an already over-developed transport infrastructure and further open the border with Mexico to illegal immigrants or terrorists. According to a weekly Conservative magazine published in the US, the US administration is 'quietly yet systematically' planning the massive highway, citing as a benefit that it would negate the power of two unions, the Longshoremen and Teamsters. Another source claimed the highway was a 'bi-partisan effort' wit
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So Unnecessary.
i was heating my lunch in the microwave earlier and i was letting it sit for a couple of minutes so i wouldn't give myself 3rd degree burns when i took it out. why did a coworker take it out w/o telling me and leave it on the coffee machine?!
Are people you can count on when you need help Give a shoulder to cry on when times are rough Stand by you for support Give solace when you feel weak Lift up your spirits when the world and everyone in it tries to bring you down Give you advice when dead-ends seem to be all around Care for you when you are sick Support your decisions, even why they think your wrong, and you dreams because to them you can accomplish what ever you want Tell you everything will be alright when nothing seems that way Give chance after chance because we all make mistakes Help you get back on your feet Can be closer to you than family Give you all you need and ask for nothing in return. To those I've lost through death: I'm sorry I don't visit you more often. To those I've lost through a falling-out: I'm sorry we couldn't see eye-to-eye. To those current and in the future: I wish to be this for you and more. To those who want more than friendship: I wait for the right moment to tell you how I
Nuclear Power Conversation!!
A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the airplane when the stranger turned to her and said, "Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger. " The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to the stranger, "What would you like to talk about?" "Oh, I don't know", said the stranger. "How about nuclear power?" "OK". she said. "That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first; A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat grass, the same stuff. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?" The stranger thinks about it and says, "Hmmm, I have no idea." to which the little girl replied, "Do you really feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know shit?"
The Bar Menu
Hey man, we need more fuckin drinks. I drink all kinda shit, I don't know bout yall but sometimes I wanna buy some cognac,gin,brandy...etc. I like a bar with variety...brown or white,beer,different kinda shots, damn give us somemore shit to drank
Little Johnny In School...where Else Would He Be??? Lol
A grade school teacher in Kentucky asked her students to use the word "fascinate" in a sentence. Molly put up her hand and said, "My family went to my granddad's farm, and we all saw his pet sheep, it was fascinating." The teacher said, "That was good, but I wanted you to use the word "fascinate, not fascinating." Sally raised her hand. She said, "My family went to see Rock City and I was fascinated." The teacher said, "Well, that was good Sally, but I wanted you to use the word "fascinate." Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher hesitated, because she had been burned by Little Johnny before. She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word "fascinate", so she called on him. ` Johnny said, "My aunt Gina has a sweater with ten buttons, but her tits are so big , she can only fasten eight." The teacher sat down and cried.
How your smile brightens my day How voice soothes my soul That your eyes look right through this facade of mine How every moment without seeing your face seem like an eternity How that just the very mention of your name makes my heart leap How chatting with you for hours makes me feel that happiness is around the corner And that I love you and that I wish I had written this for you sooner.
Are You Sexually Tame, An Enjoyer, An Experimentor, An Explorer Or An Enthusiast?
You scored as Sexual Enjoyer, You are a person who enjoys sex. You like a little variety in sexualy activity but always with the same one person. Sexual activities outside of the mainstream are probably fantasies that you prefer to keep that way. If you want to change that, you will need to communicate honestly with your partner and be prepared to listen. If you have questions that would better characterize your sexuality than those in this quiz let me know. I will be revising it to make it better. And of course, don't forget to rate this quiz.Sexual Enjoyer64% Sexual Experimenter63% Sexual Explorer55% Sexually Tame54% Sexual Enthusiast54% Ladies - Are You Sexually Tame, an Enjoyer, an Experimentor, an Explorer or an Enthusiast?created with
Im new here, and was wondering if anyone has tips or tricks on settin up a good page? If ya do please let me know
Darkness comes The sun goes down The demons come to play The moon turns red The clouds roll in Satan comes to say Thunder booms Rain starts to fall Death is here to stay Armageddon is apon us But don't you fear It will be over soon 2025 is the year!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sweet Revenge
Well my ex husband thinks hes won the last round in our ongoing war... He might think he succeededat taking away the one person I care about the most in the world and making that person hate me- and he truly might have... But the only thing I know is he doesnt even know what can of worms he just opened up and it might not happen today or tomorrow but revenge is oh so sweet and his will hit him so hard he wont know what hit him ` when uve had everythign taken from you its a pretty lonely world... Never fuck with an Italian Bitch...
Truth About Perfection
Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met.After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding.Their life together was, of course, perfect.One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve,this perfect couple was driving their perfect car along a winding road,when they noticed someone at the side of the road in distress.Being the perfect couple, they stopped to help.There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys.Not wanting to disappoint any children on the eve of Christmas,the perfect couple loaded Santa and his toys into their vehicle.Soon they were driving along delivering the toys.Unfortunately, the driving conditions deteriorated and the perfect couple and Santa Claus had an accident.Only one of them survived the accident. Question: Who was the survivor? Scroll down for the answer..... Answer: The perfect woman survived.She's the only one who really existed in the first place.Everyone knows there is no Santa Clausand there is no such thing as a perfect ma
Are people you can count on when you need help Give a shoulder to cry on when times are rough Stand by you for support Give solace when you feel weak Lift up your spirits when the world and everyone in it tries to bring you down Give you advice when dead-ends seem to be all around Care for you when you are sick Support your decisions, even why they think your wrong, and you dreams because to them you can accomplish what ever you want Tell you everything will be alright when nothing seems that way Give chance after chance because we all make mistakes Help you get back on your feet Can be closer to you than family Give you all you need and ask for nothing in return. To those I've lost through death: I'm sorry I don't visit you more often. To those I've lost through a falling-out: I'm sorry we couldn't see eye-to-eye. To those current and in the future: I wish to be this for you and more. To those who want more than friendship: I wait for the right moment to tell you how I
Put Anti Bush Slide Shows On Your Profile, Group Profile Or Bulletin Boards.........
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3 Years Gone
Today is 3 years since i lost my brother Joey I know ppl keep telling me it gets better and i sure hope it will My heart is still broken and i cant stand he is gone . I have a close family and it is so hard for me to call my mom and dad today I just wish i was able to bring back time . I brang him a yellow flower a few days ago b/c i know it would have hurt me more doing it today He knows i love him the same as always . I just needed to get my feelings out Thank you for being there for me
Chinese Detective
A man suspected his wife was seeing another man, so he hired the famous Chinese detective, Chen Lee, to watch and report any activities while he was gone. A few days later, he received this report: MOST HONORABLE SIR: YOU LEAVE HOUSE. I WATCH HOUSE. HE COME TO HOUSE. I WATCH. HE AND SHE LEAVE HOUSE, I FOLLOW. HE AND SHE GO IN HOTEL. I CLIMB TREE. I LOOK IN WINDOW. HE KISS SHE. SHE KISS HE. HE STRIP SHE. SHE STRIP HE. HE PLAY WITH SHE. SHE PLAY WITH HE. I PLAY WITH ME. I FALL OFF TREE. I NOT SEE. NO FEE, Chen Lee
My Meaning
My life would be so empty without you in it My heart would still feel pain from years of no forgiveness My soul would still bleed from misery and what life had handed me My eyes would still cry for what I feared could be an eternity But with just one word of emotion that you spoke from your heart I felt all the burden lifted and light shine through the dark I felt my life come together with so much promise and meaning I felt my soul healed and no longer suffering and bleeding My eyes no longer cry over what life had handed me Now in my heart I welcome happiness for an eternity I searched for you all my life as I walked through my own trials Now you’re there to walk with me and give me a reason to smile For you I swear I will return all the love and happiness you have givin to me I will be there to comfort you in your times of need Thank you for your love and faith that you put into us You are the reason in my life I’ve found forgiveness
Yaya ~ Buckwheat
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The Naughty Night Before Christmas
The Naughty Night Before Christmas 'Twas the night before Xmas and all through the house The whole damn family was drunk as a louse Grandma and Grandpa were singing a song And the kid was in bed flogging his dong Ma, home from the cat house, and me out of jail Had just crawled into bed for a nice piece of tail When out on the lawn, there arose such a clatter I jumped out of bed to see what was the matter Away to the window I flew like a flash Threw open the shutters and fell on my ass The moon on the crest of the new fallen snow Gave a whore-house-like luster to the objects below When what to my blood shot eyes should appear But a rusty old sleigh and two mangy reindeer With a little old driver a pounding his dick I knew in a moment, it must be Saint Nick Slower than snails his reindeer they came He bitched and he swore as he called them by name Now Dancer, now Prancer, up over the walls Quick now, damn it, or I'll cut out your balls. Then u
It happens when You tell me everything will be alright even when nothing seems that way, You inspire me with your words and feelings, I think of the good times shared, I hear your voice, I see you smile, I look into your eyes, I feel your arms around me as you hold me tight, I know I have at least a small place in your hart. These are the things that give me hope to find true happiness. Who knows maybe it will be with you
FUBAR has banned me from creating MUMMS, WTF????
The Meaning Of Life
On the first day, God created the dog and said, "Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. For this, I will give you a life span of twenty years." The dog said, "That's a long time to be barking. How about only ten years and I'll give you back the other ten"? So God agreed. On the second day, God created the monkey and said, "Entertain people, do tricks, and make them laugh. For this, I'll give you a twenty-year life span." The monkey said, "Monkey tricks for twenty years? That's a pretty long time to perform. How about I give you back ten like the Dog did"? < BR> And God agreed. On the third day, God created the cow and said, "You must go into the field with the farmer all day long and suffer under the sun, have calves and give milk to support the farmer's family. For this, I will give you a life span of sixty years." The cow said, "That's kind of a tough life you want me to live for sixty
Don't Mess With My Toot Too~ Rockin Sydney
The Rope
11 PEOPLE ON A ROPE Eleven people were hanging on a rope under a helicopter, ten men and one woman. The rope was not strong enough to carry them all, so they decided that one had to leave, because otherwise they were all going to fall. They were unable to decide who would let go, until the woman gave a very touching speech. She said that she would voluntarily let go of the rope, because, as a woman, she was used to giving up everything for her husband and kids and for men in general, and was used to always making sacrifices with little in return. As soon as she finished her speech, all the men started clapping.
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Auto Mechanics Class Paid Off! I DID IT! ALL BY MYSELF!!!
Lessons 4 & 5
{{7/12/07}} Ok, so it\'s Thursday and I havent written a word since last Sunday! How awful. My first week of work has been okay. Im still in training so Im not getting a lot of hours. After Sunday, I should be getting a full schedule. It\'s not as hard as I thought it would be. I gotta learn what comes with what but for the most part it\'s simple. Dayshift totally kicks ass. Dont get me wrong, I loved my nightshift at Arbys and Subway, but I\'m digging this dayshift. I even get offa work in time to watch my soap opera =] How effin sweet is that? I think its rockin\'....just like me ;) haha I\'m so hardcore..........not! lmao. I had the biggest blonde moment today =/ On the registers at work you have to hit \" dine in\" or \"carry out\" before you can ring anything up... its like a quarter til one pm. Ive been on the register since like 10am. Ive pretty much got it down pat, right? Well I get a customer and I cant get it to let me ring anything up. I just cant get it to work at all, so
We All Know Those Cute Little Computer Symbols Called "emoticons,"
We all know those cute little computer symbols called "emoticons," where: :) means a smile and :( is a frown. Sometimes these are represented by :-) :-( Well, how about some "ASSICONS?" Here goes: (_!_) a regular ass (__!__) a fat ass (!) a tight ass (_*_) a sore ass {_!_} a swishy ass (_o_) an ass that's been around (_x_) kiss my ass (_X_) leave my ass alone (_zzz_) a tired ass (_E=mc2_) a smart ass (_$_) Money coming out of his ass (_?_) Dumb Ass
When I Close My Eyes
There's so many things I didn't say And even though It may be too late I want you to know I still love you so Every car I meet Looks like your car Every movie I see You play the leading part You're on my mind Can't leave you behind When I close my eyes You're all I see In the dark of night You're in my dreams Throughout the day You're easy to find You're always there When I close my eyes In my mind I know [ When I Close My Eyes lyrics found on ] You're far away But here in my heart Nothing has changed I'm still holdin' you Like I used to On a busy street In a crowded room Wherever I go It's just me and you Together again Girl it never ends When I close my eyes You're all I see In the dark of night You're in my dreams Throughout the day You're easy to find You're always there When I close my eyes You're always there When I close my eyes
Memo To Self
Memo to self: Self call before you go home if it rains Saturday morning I got up early, put on my long johns, dressed quietly, made my lunch, grabbed the dog, slipped quietly into the garage to hook the boat up to the truck, and proceeded to back out into a torrential downpour. There was snow mixed with the rain, and the wind was blowing 50 mph. I pulled back into the garage, turned on the radio, and discovered that the weather would be bad throughout the day. I went back into the house, quietly undressed, and slipped back into bed. There I cuddled up to my wife's back, now with a different anticipation, and whispered, "The weather out there is terrible." She sleepily replied, "Can you believe my stupid husband is out fishing in that crap?"
12 Signs You've Had Too Much To Drink!!
I have 89 11's left! I'm willing to give them to the first person who leaves a blog comment wanting them :)
Start All Over~ Keith Frank
Soul Shaker
Baby don't you know I'm a real soul shaker Baby don't you know I'm gonna catch your world on fire Gonna take you so high we'll be tearing a hole in the sky I'm a dynamite daddy, I'll put the rhythm in your blues I'm not a wishy washy boy like you're ude to [Chorus:] I'm a real soul shaker I'm a true love maker I'm a giver and a taker Yeah, when I give you what I got, you're going to rock Ain't gonna wam bam, thank you ma'am I ain't gonna be just another heart breaker Baby don't you know I'm a real soul shaker Momma always said, I'd run into a girl like you. Sweet and smart and stronger than a hundred proof. You're so fine you'd make a bulldog break his chain. I gonna wrap you up in love like a hurricane. And blow you away. [Chorus] You're like perfect peaches in a tree (you're like perfect peaches in a tree) You won't find a better honeybee A better honey be then me, cuz [Chorus] I'm a true love maker I'm a girlfriend taker Yeah, when I give you wh
Trouble At Walmart
Dear Mrs. Weaver, The past six months, your husband, Jack Weaver has been causing quite a commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this type of behavior and have considered banning the entire family from shopping in any of our Wal-Mart and Sam stores. We have documented all incidents on our video surveillance equipment. Three of our clerks are attending counseling from the trouble your husband has caused. All complaints against Mr..Weaver have been compiled and are listed below. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ MEMO: RE: Mr.. Jack Weaver- Complaints Things Mr.. Weaver has done while his spouse was shopping in our store: ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they weren't looking. 2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3. July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms. 4. July 19: Walked up to an e
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I think I'm going to be ILL! Some people just make me sick!!!
Dear Lord
Dear Lord I pray but tell me why you don't answer me You answer through power of prayer but I don't here it so clearly I've prayed non-stop for you to end all this pain Elijah prayed once and you gave him rain You don't answer prayers if we ask and our intentions are for our own pleasures I thought that’s why we pray is for you to take away the pain and forgive us for our evil gestures I'm confused; I thought the Bible said if we ask we shall receive Well I've asked and my heart is still feeling the grief I'm not saying I've lost faith, but if prayer makes a difference where is the change I've prayed for the love that I lost but I still feel the pain Things are so unclear to me, you answered my prayer for love but it came blinded by bad timing Then you took him away, so I'm praying for his return but you're not replying I failed the test you gave me and I have many regrets for that So how long do you plan to make me suffer for this act? I've learned my lesson well, now I'
How I Am About Sex!
You scored as Hot/hard, You love hard sex. You like it hot and fast. You love to scream and to listen to your partner scream. You'll go at it as fast as you can. Just make sure you don't go too hard for your partner, just because you can take it doesn't mean they can.
Work That Coochie~ Keith Frank
4 In The Morning
Wakin up to find another day The moon got lost again last night But now the sun has finally had it's say I guess I feel alright But it hurts when I think, When I let it sink in It's all over me I know you're here, in the dark I'm watchin you sleep, it hurts a lot [Bridge] And all I know is you've got to give me everything And nothing as good, You know I'd give you all of me [Chorus] I'd give you everything that I am I'm handin over everything that I've got Cause I wanna have a really true love Don't ever wanna have to go and give you up Stay up till four in the morning And the tears are pouring And I wanna make it worth the fight What have we been doing for all this time Baby if we're gonna do it come and do it right All I wanted was to know and say Don't wanna lose the love I found Remember when you said that you would change Don't let me down It's not fair, how you are I can't be complete, can you give me more [ Four In The Morning lyrics foun
Husband And Wife Store
A store that sells new husbands has just opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates: 1. You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! 2. There are six floors and the value of the products increase as the shopper ascends. 3. The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but cannot go back down except to exit the building! A woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men have jobs. The second floor sign reads: Floor 2 - These men have jobs and loves kids. The third floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love kids, and are extremely good looking. "Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going. She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads: Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love kids, are drop-dead good looking and help with housework. "
Soft Rock...
Soft rock music isn't rock, and it ain't music. It's just soft. -George Carlin
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Very Long But Worth The Read... :)
The Awakening... A time comes in your life when you finally get it... When in the midst of all your fears and insanity you stop dead in your tracks and somewhere the voice inside your head cries out - ENOUGH! Enough fighting and crying or struggling to hold on. And, like a child quieting down after a blind tantrum, your sobs begin to subside, you shudder once or twice, you blink back your tears and through a mantle of wet lashes you begin to look at the world through new eyes. This is your awakening. You realize that it's time to stop hoping and waiting for something to change, or for happiness, safety and security to come galloping over the next horizon. You come to terms with the fact that he is not Prince Charming and you are not Cinderella and that in the real world there aren't always fairy tale endings (or beginnings for that matter) and that any guarantee of "happily ever after" must begin with you, and in the process...
A House Is...
A house is just a place to keep your stuff while you go out and get more stuff. -George Carlin
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In Heaven
I understand that it was time for you to go I'm not angry with God that he called you home You're so special and touched so many in your life Now the Lord wants you back by his side I'll remember you and everything that we shared There will never be anything more special than our love and the way we cared You knew me better than I knew myself at times When I couldn't see or stand you stood there by my side And with your love you carried me to another tomorrow Even in your death you're still helping me through this sorrow I can't see you but I know that you're next to me I can't feel you but I know that you're sleeping beside me peacefully We were connected in heaven before our parents gave birth Then in time we found each other again on this earth Soon we will be connected again in the place where it all began And when the Lord calls me home, we'll hold each other, in heaven
I Would Never...
I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a man nailed to two pieces of wood. -George Carlin
Loved And Lost~ Keith Frank
No Speakah De English
NO SPEAKAH DE ENGLISH A bus stops and 2 men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of them say the following: "Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more! Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time."The lady can't take this any more, "You foul-mouthed sex obsessed pig,"she retorted indignantly. "In this country, we don't speak aloud in public places about our sex lives. "Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talkin'abouta sex? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spell " Mississippi'." $5.00 says you're gonna read this again!
You Can...
You can prick your finger, just don't finger your prick. -George Carlin
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I always seem to get myself into the crappiest relationships... you know the ones were u get treated like crap and get taken advantage of and taken for granted!! I had been dating this one guy for 2 months and he was a complete prick.. I had enough one day and decided to do away w the whole relationship thing for a while!! I wasn't looking for a guy.. I didnt want one.. and when I had given up.. was when God placed the most amazing man in my life!! He continues to amaze me... and if the Lord allows.. I want to spend the rest of my life learning and getting to know this man!! So all of you ladies and men out there... don't give up!! The one for you is out there looking for you!!
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When Heroes Fall
You stood stronger than anyone has in this world. You soared in skies where even the bravest angels were scared to fly. You slayed demons that even the darkness feared. And journeyed down roads men were too scarred to admit existed. And you did all this for everyone but yourself. Why did you fight so hard for people who never cared as much about you? Why did you put trust in people who lied to you so much? Why did you make excuses for them? You were accused constantly for being heartless, but you had the biggest heart in the world. Everyone looked at you only when they needed your help They never looked at you and offered a helping hand. You were betrayed by the ones you loved the most. And you proved how much you loved them when you would get up and fight for them once more. The greatest evil in this world couldn't harm you; it was like you were impervious to it. You seemed to be immortal to everything. Everything except the constant betrayal
More Little
It was Friday morning, and that meant it was time for an activity that the teacher called “add to the picture". The teacher would call students to the chalkboard one at a time. The first student would draw an object on the chalkboard, and each following student would add something to the picture to make it a new picture. The teacher called on James to start things off. James returned to his seat. The teacher called on Ernie next. Ernie returned to his seat. Now it was Suzy's turn. Suzy returned to her seat. Next, the teacher called Jerry to the board. Jerry returned to his seat. Kim was called to the board. Kim returned to her seat. About this time, little Johnny began waving his arm hysterically. Little Johnny was well known for being off center, so the teacher was reluctant to call on him for anything. But as the teacher looked at the picture on the chalkboard, she thought that there was no way that little Johnny co
Reply To Eric's Comment
Eric commented the following: “So what are your specific disagreements with the reasoning between the 4th Geneva Convention? While one behind all of them, I believe, is that it is intended to prevent escalation, you already assume that there is no hope for any other end to this war (it does seem to me folly; it also forgets that there are factions in enemy leadership that can be encouraged and discouraged by our actions, and it forgets, in related manner, the principle of "self-fulfilling prophecy". I admit you have some evidence on your side (gah, I do remember what happened to a fictional would-be ex-terrorist leader who tried to bring in factions to make peace on the TV show 24 recently- killed by our side, if accidentally) but not sufficient that I find compelling. “ Well stated Eric so I though I would Blog my answer and response as a way to debate the issue and I also understand I have an advantage due to it being my blog and your comments here are rather limited due to a
Stop Animal Testing!!
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The Reason...
The reason they call it the American Dream is because you have to be asleep to believe it. -George Carlin
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The Difference...
[T]he difference between left and right of center...originated in the French parliament. The people left of center were liberals; the people right of center were conservatives. Broadly speaking. And generally speaking, people on...the right of center, are interested in property values, property, property rights. The rights and the rights of property. And generally speaking again – it's all generalized – the left-of-center people are more concerned with humans and human beings and human concerns; to the care of humans, not the care and worry about property rights. That's generally been true. And Bush is pushing this country farther down the hill, faster than anyone has before. -George Carlin
Chinese Proverbs
CHINESE PROVERBS *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who run in front of car get tired. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who run behind car get exhausted. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok . *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man with one chopstick go hungry. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails. * ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who eat many prunes get good run for money. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Panties not best thing on earth! But next to best thing on earth. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Blame It On The Pillows
Oops. I'm supposed to be at work right now. In Oklahoma. I'm convinced that my pillows sabatoged me. The turned off my alarm or covered my ears so I wouldn't hear it. My boss called me 15 minutes after I was supposed to be at the office. She still wanted me to come in and drive down there. In a company car at least. Only problem would be I wouldn't be awake enough to drive there. It would take me an hour from the time I got out of bed to get to the office. So I'd be an hour behind everyone else, at least. I feel stupid though. I really should have just gone but the chances of me getting lost are pretty high up there. I still get turned around in Springfield and I'm there pretty much on a daily basis. I would have had mapquest directions (note, I fucking HATE mapquest) but I'd be alone and that wouldn't be good. With my luck I'd end up in Arkansas. *shudder* So I probably just lost a few brownie points with Cindy but I'm ok with it. From what I can tell she isn't a vindictive ty
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As Things Happen Quickly
WELL my ex got out of jail monday night i believe. and yea.. he calls me yesterday and is like hey, i missed you. and i'm like ummm *still being shocked that wow he's out* and yea..... that went over pretty well. and we talked last night around maybe 1:30ish so yea... eh well lets just say he doesnt wanna go back. hahaha yeaaaa ANYWAYS let's make some love... not war.
Hehe Bondage Mmmmm
Your BishopBondage PositionDid you ever think the corset could go on so tight? Just a little more then you'll have the waistline you never thought you'd have.How would you be tied up?Take the Bishop Bondage Test(only 4 questions)
Looking For Members
Some friends started a bombing group. If anyone is interested in joining let me know. They need about 10 people.
Forty Secrets
[One] Have you ever been asked out? Yes. [Two] Where was your default picture taken? Bathroom [Three] What's your middle name? I have none [Four] Your current relationship status? Single and loving it. [Five] Does your crush like you back? i don't have a crush. oh on here? yeah. [Six] What is your current mood? booooooooooooooooooored! [Seven] What color underwear are you wearing? black,red,grey. [Eight] What color shirt are you wearing? periwinkle [Ten] If you could go back in time and change something, what would you change? change any relative dying. [Eleven] If you must be an animal for one day, what would you be? um... um... idk. a snake? [Twelve] Ever had a near death experience? yes [Thirteen] Something you do a lot? READ! reading is fundamental. :D [Fourteen] The song stuck in your head? Ordinary Day - Vanessa Carlton [Fifteen] Who did you copy and paste this from? Katrina [Sixteen] Name someone with the same birthday as
If I dare feels this hope If I let it run through my veins If I set this heart free Will it ever be mine again? If I count every second If I wish on shooting stars If I pray with all I am Will it get me closer to where you are? If I find that I'm falling hard If I find that I'm falling too fast If I find something in your eyes Will I really have a chance? If I didn't know me better If I was sure this could never be If you never feel my hand on your face Will you still stop and think about me? If I wander through the falling night If the wind still sighs your name If I find you're who I think you are Will I ever be the same? * I just got out of bed and started writing last night. I've got some ideas where this came from but.. I've not felt like writing anything in a while.. it was just an odd compulsion about 11:30 to get up and write..*
Schriptures Tday Are.........;..psalms 138 ....i Wil Praise Thee With All My Heart>.
I will Praise Thee with all My Heart; Before the Gods,; Ill sing Praise to You.; ILL worship toward Your Holy Temple.; Ill PRaise Your name For Your love kindness and Your truth.; For you hAve maginified Your Word above all.; Your name.;Your love kindness and Your trutH.;In the day when I cried out.;You answered me and made me bold with strength in my soul.. All the kings of the Earth shall Praise You oh LORD.; When they here the Words of Your Mouth.; They shall sing of the ways of the LORD.; For Great is the Glory of the LORD.;Though the LORD is on high ;Yet He regards the lowly.;But the proud He knows afar.;Though I walk in the mist of trouble,;You will revvive me.;You will stretch out Your hand against the wrath of thy enimies.;YOUR Right Hand shall save me.; THe Lord will perfect that which concerns me.; Your Mercy o Lord Endures Forever.;DO not forsake the WORKS OF Your hand.; AMEN.. xoxoxo hugs diana
We Will Never Die
We hold the hatchet As we stand tall Together we're strong We'll never fall We follow the Six Jokers Cards To find our Shangri-La Where we will have peace And rule the law We must live through the Carnival of Carnage And try to make few sins on this earth So we can live in Clown Love And have a golden rebirth We only have our time here To change the bad to good We need to make the best of our time Just like we should For some poor souls Who go to Hell below Their fate lives with the Ringmaster What will happen, only he will know From the Dark Circus Comes his form So full of evil Like a rage filled storm One thing about us, our souls will never die But they will find the Riddle Box Our souls will turn the crank As fate slowly knocks Golden light may shine For those accepted above by the Lord But for those of evil A Grey fog shall bring them to Hell's hoard Also inside ourselves Lies the thought of greed
Dear Santa
Dear Santa, You must be surprised that I'm writing you today, the 26th of December. Well I would very much like to clear up some things that have occurred since the beginning of the month! While filled with illusion I wrote you a letter, I asked for a bicycle, an electric train set, a pair of roller blades, and a football uniform. I had the best grades in the whole school. I'm not going to lie to you Santa, there was no one in my entire neighborhood that behaved better than me. With my parents, my brothers, my friends and with my neighbors, I would go on errands and even help the elderly cross the street. There was virtually nothing I wouldn't do for humanity! WHAT BALLS YOU HAVE LEAVING ME A FUCKING YO-YO, A STUPID ASS WHISTLE, AND A PAIR OF SOCKS!!! WHAT THE FUCK WERE YOU THINKING, YOU FAT SON OF A BITCH, THAT YOU'VE TAKEN ME FOR A SUCKER THE WHOLE FUCKING YEAR, TO COME OUT WITH SOME SHIT LIKE THIS UNDER THE DAMN TREE. AS IF YOU HADN'T FUCK ME ENOUGH, YOU GAVE THAT LITTLE
This Must Of Been Amazing! Tribute To Wv
On a pleasant, short-sleeved afternoon in Morgantown, W.Va., under a brilliant, almost cloudless sky, shaggy-haired, bespectacled John Denver ambled toward the 50-yard line to, in effect, christen the new 50,000-seat Mountaineer Field, home of West Virginia football team. It was September 6, 1980, and the university wanted to do something special to introduce both its new stadium and a young first-year WVU coach named Don Nehlen. So Denver was invited to sing one of his signature songs - "Country Roads" -during pregame festivities. Denver, who died in 1997, accepted the invitation apparently under the impression that he would perform a quick novelty gig: hop off his helicopter, take an escorted ride into the stadium, sing "Country Roads" and then bail out. But that's not exactly what happened. Denver entered the stadium and found his microphone at the center of the field, amidst the 325-member Mountaineer Band, which around him had formed an outline of the
Family 4 Life
Now let me tell ya something about us here juggalos before you start to hate us for some reason you don't even know we are a true family we got each other's back even if we dont know them and thats a fact you see, we all stand for the same thing mad juggalo pride and we have all caught the same carnival high we dont like to be stereotyped like being a lo means all you do is smoke weed just keep the respect goin thats all we need we mean it when we say "i trust my life with these los and lettes" even with the ones we barely know or never met we keep the scrub life alive so do our rising clowns we've got mad love for anyone who's down we're a bunch of outsiders brought together where we belong and if you think we're all the same this is where you really are wrong wiggers, twiztid serial killers, and ninjas so many hate, yet we stand tall laidback stoners and college-bound kids our family has them all its not the amount of me
Cheap Imitation Of You~wayne Toups
Hy All
Never Mind Here Is The Page For All To See
Illinois Child Sex Offender Child Sex Offender Information Name: FRED H AUBUSCHON Date of Birth: 2/24/1972 Height: 5 ft. 10 in. Weight: 175 lbs. Sex: M Race: U Address: 123 SCHOOL FAIRVIEW HEIGHTS, IL 62208 Sexual Predator Crime Information Victim was 10 years of age Offender was 25 at the time of the offense Crimes: FAILURE TO REPORT CHANGE OF ADDRESS CHILD SEX OFFENDER/RESIDE 500' AGGRAVATED CRIMINAL SEX ABUSE/BODILY HARM County of Conviction: St. Clair Compliant Print options may also be found under the 'File' menu from the browser or hit CTRL+P.
Religious Right Has Gone Way Too Far
Boys Face Trial Over Slapping Charges Cory Mashburn and Ryan Cornelison, both 13, were arrested in February after they were caught in the halls of Patton Middle School, in McMinnville, Ore., slapping girls on the rear end. Mashburn told ABC News in a phone interview that this was a common way of saying hello practiced by lots of kids at the school, akin to a secret handshake. The boys spent five days in a juvenile detention facility and were charged with several counts of felony sex abuse for what they and their parents said was merely inappropriate but not criminal behavior. The local district attorney has since backed off -- the felony charges have been dropped and the district attorney said probation would be an appropriate punishment. The Mashburns' lawyer said prosecutors offered Cory a plea bargain that would not require him to register as a sex offender, which the family plans
Attention Ladies Friends Of Fred Aka Talented Tongue
here is the proof finally that fred is a convicted child molester.. just copy and paste this link and it will pull up his page$C5$8A$1
If Your Reading..........
If your reading this, you got way to much time on your hands! You need to get a life! HEHE......Luv U....BYE
Standing In The Rain~wayne Toups
Who Is Jack Shit???
WHO IS JACK SCHITT??? The lineage is finally revealed. Many people are at a loss for a response when someone says "You don't know Jack Schitt!" Read on and you'll be able to handle the situation intelligently. Jack is the only son of Awe Schitt and O. Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, a partner of Kneedeep & Schitt, Inc. Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt, and the deeply religious couple begat 6 children: Holie Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Giva Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins, Deap Schitt and Dip Schitt. Against her parents' wishes, Deap Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout. After 15 years of marriage, Jack & Noe Schitt divorced. Noe Schitt later married a Mr. Sherlock, and out of devotion to her children, decided to hyphenate her last name, and became Noe Schitt-Sherlock. Dip Schitt married a woman named Loda Dung, who became Loda Schitt. The couple produced a nervous son, Chicken Schitt. Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, inseperable thoughout childhood s
Subject: MONEY- It can buy a House...............But not a Home It can buy a Bed..................But not Sleep It can buy a Clock................But not Time It can buy you a Book..........But not knowledge It can buy you a Position......But not Respect It can buy you Medicine.......But not Health It can buy you Blood............But not Life It can buy you Sex..............But not Love So you see money isn't everything. And it often causes pain and suffering. I tell you all this because........... I am your Friend, and as your Friend I want to take away your pain and suffering.............. So send me all your money.......... And I will suffer for you. CASH ONLY PLEASE
Wayne Toups~ Take My Hand
A Poem For The Sexes
A WOMAN'S POEM Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man, who's not a creep. One who's handsome, smart and strong. One who loves to listen long. One who thinks before he speaks, One who'll call and not wait for weeks. I pray he's gainfully employed. When I spend his cash, he won't be annoyed. Pulls out my chair and opens my door, Massages my back and begs to do more. Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind, and knows the answer to "how big is my behind?" I pray that this man will love me to no end, And always be my very best friend. A MAN'S POEM I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a liquor store and a golf course. This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit.
Free~ Wayne Toups& Zydecajun
Hey World
Whats up computer land? Just letting all my computer buddied know I'm feeling better & i'm back 2 my happy self. Thanks 4 all my friends that helped me out when i was down & it meant alot 2 me. thanks 4 all the advice & kindness u showed. If i could... i'd smoke with all of Thanks again guys now lets get really happy....FIRE IT UP!!! Laters all!! Ninafuckingrocks
Shameless~ Garth Brooks
If Tomorrow Never Comes~ Garth Brooks
When It Doubt Take A Test
When in Doubt take a test... 1. Where were you TWO hours ago? In the shower 2. What do you think of your LAST kiss? miss them 3. Are you wearing S0CKS right now? WHy ...yes, yes I am 4. When was the last time you went out of STATE? When I drove from Alaska to TX and back to Phx for my last christmas with family... 5. Have you been to the M0VIES in the last 5 days? Transformers...5 out of 10 7.Whats the last thing u had to drink? open container in the truck, the trooper ,took it away oops 8. What are you wearing right now? Blue collered shirt 9. What was your last purchase? Breakfast tacos 10. Last food you ate? pay attention to #9 11. Who was the last person you talked to on the phone? Da Boss 12. Have you bought any clothing items in the last week? Nope need to 13. Do you have any pets? just the wild ones 14. What did you do last night? Da Boys r back in town! 16. If you could be anywhere you want where would it be? my bed, cuddl
Beautiful Poem I Copied..i Want...
I want someone to hold me. Someone to love me, And make love to me. Make me feel loved, And to be desired. To share passions and dreams. To giggle at our silliness, And to hold hands and kiss. To love and want you because you love and want me. To lie in your arms because That's where it's safe. That's where I'm loved. And I'm important to you too, Cause you feel about me the Same as I feel about you. You know, I'll laugh at your jokes, And cry at your sorrow, Be obstinate and disagree Just because I want to. Cause it infuriates you. And you know I'm doing it purposely, Cause you know me. You know my moods Will change like the wind, And we'll argue and fight.... Be silly together You'll be angry with me, But you'll forgive me, Cause you know I want to be loved. And you love me, No matter what I do.
Away For A While
I'm gonna disappear for a while if there's something you need to tell me leave it here or for those who have my cell txt me if I deem it of urgent matters I'll respond. I need answers and I do intend on getting them, preferably easily.
U Can Never Know When The Hubby Will Be Back.... :-)))
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My Closest And Dearest Friends!
Ok I have decided to share my closest and dearest Fubar friends with all of you. Everyone on this bulletin has been there for me one way or another, whether it be to help in a giveaway, listen to me vent, or just always showing me love! Add ,fan, and rate all these wonderful people! You wont be sorry! Tell them Jodi aka wishful thinking sent you ! Andrea (FAN BEFORE ADD PLEASE)@ fubar Night~n~Gale@ fubar babygirl68@ fubar BooBoo...KDM'Z AnGeL@ fubar @};-Hopeless Romantic @};-Mess with the bull get the horns!@};-@ fubar FieryAngel * House Party lounge owner *@ fubar SWEET~THING~WILL ALWAYS PIMP ~ANCIENT1~and `OFFICIAL L.U.V. CLUB CO-FOUNDER~@ fubar Fawny aka DJFawn(I'm taken) ~Club Far~#1 DJ House of Rhyme (pls rate profile and fan b4 adding)@ fubar ~hot momma~ Go Steamrollers Go..@ fubar LadySnowOwl@ fubar
Trying Not To Lose It
Congrats, you've stumbled upon another rare blog moment from me, and I'm sorry my blogs are usually very emo sounding but honestly the only time I write this shit is when I'm depressed or drunk. I've noticed my depression bouts are getting worse, happening more frequently and lasting longer lately, though my friends don't know cuz I don't let them know but I'm sure they've noticed that I haven't been around them lately. I never let them fully see this side of me, the side that can't sleep at night cuz if I do my thoughts will tear me apart, so I stay awake and try to drown out my thoughts by doing whatever I can to keep myself occupied til I pass out with no threat of my thoughts catching up to me. I'm always up all night but that's normal for me, but the past few days it's been taking my longer and longer to finally pass out. I'm running out of things to keep my mind busy but it's getting harder and harder not to shift to those thoughts I don't want to deal with. I keep wishing so
Friends In Life!
If Santa Answered His Mail Honestly...
If Santa answered his mail honestly... Dear Santa I wood like a cool toy space ranjur fer Xmas. Iv ben a gud boy all yeer yer Frend, BiLLy Dear Billy, Nice spelling. You're on your way to a career in lawn care. How about I send you a friggin' book so you can learn to read and write? I'm giving your older brother the space ranger. At least HE can spell! Santa Dear Santa, I have been a good girl all year, and the only thing I ask for is peace and joy in the world for everybody! Love, Sarah Dear Sarah, Your parents smoked pot when they had you, didn't they? Santa Dear Santa, I don't know if you can do this, but for Christmas, I'd like for my mommy and daddy to get back together. Please see what you can do? Love, Teddy Dear Teddy, Look, your dad's banging the babysitter like a screen door in a hurricane. Do you think he's gonna give that up to come back to your frigid mom, who rides his ass constantly? It's
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Why Anti-evolutionists Are Wrong
Why Anti-Evolutionists Are Wrong                              
If you get tickets, and they say 16+ w/Id or Legal Guardian, does that mean you can take someone younger than 16 if they stay with you?
Supply Side Jesus
I got this video off of hitman's page. This video explains how conservative republicans can claim to be Christian. It seems this is the Jesus they worship.  
For All Of You!!
Recall Of Castleberry Food Co
In case you hadn't heard the news regarding a massive recall of Castleberry Food Co. canned goods due to botchalism poisoning, here's the story... recall of Castleberry Food Co First dog and cat food then children toys, now food. What next
A Mess Of Puns
When she saw her first gray hair, she thought she'd dye. A pessimist's blood type is always b-negative. Freudian slip. When you say one thing and mean your mother. A hangover is the wrath of grapes. I used to work in a blanket factory but it folded. Corduroy pillows are making headlines. Marriage is the mourning after the knot before. Sea captains don't like crew cuts. Is a book on voyeurism a peeping tome? When a clock is hungry, it goes back four seconds. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. Every calendar's days are numbered. He broke into song because he couldn't find the key. A breakfast boiled egg is hard to beat. A lot of money is tainted. It t'aint yours and t'aint mine. His photographic memory was never developed. When you've seen one shopping center, you've seen a mall. A successful diet is the triumph of mind over platter. Those who jump off Paris bridge are in Seine. Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses. Bakers trade bread reci
Just had a friend of mine do a Mumm on kittens her cat just had and doing an Album for it. Which truely I would love to see but... How can any responsible adult let their cat have kittens?? Take Denver, where there is an estimated 160,000 homeless cats in the area. 16,000 kittens and cats were turned into the shelters. They are sooooo overcrowded they were have an adoption sale. There was a story about one cat that was a little grumpy when handled...Why? Because it was in a cage at the shelter for OVER A YEAR!! Think of that cat in a small cage for a year and tell me again why you let your cat have kittens? I have 4 cats myself, all fixed as I got them from the shelters. I know there was a Bill that died recently in California that wanted to make it mandatory to spay and neuter your animal. i think EVERY state should have this.
25 Proverbs For A Healthier Life
1. If you're too open minded, your brains will fall out. 2. Age is a very high price to pay for maturity. 3. Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you a mechanic. 4. Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity. 5. If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before. 6. My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 7. There is not one shred of evidence to support the notion that life is serious. 8. It is easier to get forgiveness than permission. 9. For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program. 10. If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip. 11. Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks. 12. A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good. 13. Eat well, stay fit, die anyway. 14. Men are from earth. Women are from earth. Deal with it. 15. No husband has ever been shot w
Welp.. I'm Gonna Drive Today
Yep Yep I didn't let on in my last blog what my fears were. Driving is one of them. So no I dont drive. My hubbie is taking me to my old school's parking lot so I can start learning again. Its been 4 years since the last time. I dont know why it stopped, wish it didn't. So I advise all to get off the roads and sidewalks ;) just kidding. I'm not ready to go on the road yet. So any encouragment?? lol Scared shitless right now ...bahhhh Hey Hey You You! You all Fu-king Rawk!! haha.. sorry avril lavigne song stuck in my head..
101 Ways To Annoy People
1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly. 2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage." 3. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go." 4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bip..." 5. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others. 6. Amuse yourself for endless hours by hooking a camcorder to your TV and then pointing it at the screen. < 7. Speak only in a "robot" voice. 8. Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly. 9. Start each meal by conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will "swipe your grub". 10. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 98 copies. 11. Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets. 12. Sniffle incessantly. 13. Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles. 14. Name your dog "Dog." 15. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather condi
101 Ways To Annoy People
1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly. 2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage." 3. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go." 4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bip..." 5. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others. 6. Amuse yourself for endless hours by hooking a camcorder to your TV and then pointing it at the screen. < 7. Speak only in a "robot" voice. 8. Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly. 9. Start each meal by conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will "swipe your grub". 10. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 98 copies. 11. Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets. 12. Sniffle incessantly. 13. Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles. 14. Name your dog "Dog." 15. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather condi
The Bike
A 13 year old boy came home all happy. His mom asked, "what did you do at school today hunny?" "Oh i had sex with my teacher," he said calmly. The mother began to scream and yell and sent him to his room till his father got home. When the father came home the mother said distroutly and close to tears, "Go talk to your son...he had sex with his teacher today!!!!!!!!!" The dad with the BIG grin on his face walked upstairs. He asked his son what happened at school and the son told him. The dad said, "son im so proud of u im going to get you that bike you have wanted." They go out and buy the bike and the dad asked him if he wanted to ride it home and the son replied, "Nah dad my bum is still sore."
George Carlin's
George Carlin's >New Rules For 2007 > > >New Rule: Stop giving me that pop-up ad for! There's a >reason >you don't talk to people for 25 or 30 years. Because you don't particularly >like them! Besid es, I already know what the captain of the football team >is >doing these days-he's mowing my lawn. > >New Rule: Don't eat anything that's served to you out of a window unless >you're a seagull. People are acting all shocked that a human finger was >found in a bowl of Wendy's chili. Hey, it cost less than a dollar. What did >you expect it to contain? Caviar? > >New Rule: Stop saying that teenage boys who have sex with their hot, blonde >teachers are permanently damaged. I have a better description for these >kids: lucky little bastards. > >New Rule: If you need to shave and you still collect baseball cards, you're >a dope. If you're a kid, the cards are keepsakes of your idols. If you're a >grown man, they're pictures of men. > >New Rule: Ladies, lea
The Wealthy Hooker
One day a man went on a buissness trip to Florida . He had saw this hooker and he asked "How much for a hand job?" The hooker replied "100 Bucks" The man said "100 Bucks, That's a lot of got damn money" So the hooker pulled him to the side and said "See that Mercedes, I paid for that by giving hand jobs." So he gave her the money and received the best hand he had ever had. The next day he sees her and asks "How much for a blowjob?" She said "200 dollars" "200 dollars that's a lot of money" She pulled him to the side and said "You see that yahat by the pier, I paid for that yahat by giving blowjobs." So he gives her the money, and get the best head job of his life On hist last day in Florida he returns to the hooker and says "The hand job was good, the head job was great how much for the whole package." "1000 dollars' "1000 dollars that's a lot of god damn money" So she pulled him to side and said "You see that island, I could afford that if i h
This Is For Everyone!!!
Because of recent abductions in daylight hours, refresh yourself of these things to do in an emergency situation... This is for you, and for you to share with your wife, your children, everyone you know. After reading these 9 crucial tips , forward them to someone you care about. It never hurts to be careful in this crazy world we live in. 1 Tip from Tae Kwon Do : The elbow is the strongest point on your body. If you are close enough to use it, do! 2. Learned this from a tourist guide in New Orleans If a robber asks for your wallet and/or purse, DO NOT HAND IT TO HIM Toss it away from you.... chances are that he is more interested in your wallet and/or purse than you, and he will go for the wallet/purse. RUN LIKE MAD IN THE OTHER DIRECTION! 3. If you are ever thrown into the trunk of a car, kick out the back tail lights
Busy Night For The Local Hookers
Two hookers were standing on a street corner ready for a night of business. "It's gonna be a good night tonight, I can tell" says one of the girls. "How can you tell?" says the other. "I can smell cock in the air" replies the first hooker. "Sorry", her friend replied, " I just burped!"
The Hotdog Blowjob Trick
One night these two men wanted to go out for drinks, but they didn't have any money. The first man said, "No problem. I have an idea". So the two proceeded to the closest bar and ordered their drinks. The second man finally asks, "Now what's your plan?" The first man said, "I'm gonna put this hot dog down my pants and then you unzip me and suck the hot dog right before we have to pay the bill. Once the staff sees this, we will be thrown out of the bar for sure." The second man was unsure but agreed. As soon as the bill came he dropped to his knees and began to suck. His plan worked. After the 2 men were spotted, they were quickly thrown out of the bar. They proceeded to do this all night in bars all over town without ever having to pay. Finally the second man said, "Man, I'm drunk enough. That was a great plan." The first man said "Yea it was, but I lost the hot dog three doors back." laughing
From A Friend
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- THESE ARE ENTRIES TO A WASHINGTON POST COMPETITION ASKING FOR A TWO-LINE RHYME WITH THE MOST ROMANTIC FIRST LINE, BUT THE LEAST ROMANTIC SECOND LINE: My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife: Marrying you screwed up my life. I see your face when I am dreaming. That's why I always wake up screaming. Kind, intelligent, loving and hot; This describes everything you are not. Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss, But I only slept with you 'cause I was pissed. I thought that I could love no other -- that is until I met your brother. Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you. But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head. I want to feel your sweet embrace; But don't take that paper bag off your face. I love your smile, your face, and your eyes -- Damn, I'm good at telling lies! My love, you take my breath
Horrible Road Head Accident
In an appalling blowjob accident, a man had his penis severed when he hit a tree while his wife was giving him a blowjob while he was driving their car. His doctor assured him that modern medicine could give him back his manhood, but that his insurance wouldn't cover the surgery, since it was considered cosmetic. He said the cost would be $4,500 for "small", $9,500 for "medium" or $16,000 for "large". The guy thought he'd get a medium or large, but the doctor urged him to talk it over with his wife before he made any decision. The man called his wife on the phone and explained their options. The doctor came back into the room, and found the man looking dejected. "Well, what have the two of you decided?" asked the doctor. The man answered, "She'd rather remodel the kitchen".
The Difference Between Potential And Reality
A teenager comes home from school with a writing assignment. He asks his father for help. "Dad, can you tell me the difference between potential and reality?" His father looks up, thoughtfully, and then says, "I'll display it to you. Go ask your mother if she would give Robert Redford a blowjob and swallow his cum for a million dollars. Then go ask your sister if she would give Brad Pitt a blowjob with a sticky facial for a million dollars. Then come back and tell me what you've learned." The kid is puzzled, but he decides to see if he can figure out what his father means. He asks his mother, "Mom, if someone gave you a million dollars, would you give Robert Redford a blowjob and swallow his cum?" His mother looks around slyly, and then with a little smile on her face says, "Don't tell your father, but, yes, I would." Then he goes to his sisters room and asks her, "Sis, if someone gave you a million dollars, would you give Brad Pitt a blowjob and let him cum on your face?" His
I Had Surgery
Hey ya'll, I'm sure many of you have been wondering where I've disappeared too these last few days. Monday while I was at work I got really sick all of a sudden and the girls I worked with made me go to ER. Seems I had a gallbladder attack, so they did an emergency operation to remove it. They found a gallstone inside of it that measure 2.5 cm wide. No wonder I was hurting so dang bad. Good news though, I am home now and starting to recuperate from the 4 holes I had cut into my abdomen to remove it. I'll try to get on here as much as I can to let everyone know how I'm doing. Love to all my friends (you know who you are).
Peace And Serenity
Here Are The Members Of The Family
Ok my good people here are the names of the people in the family. so if you do not have them on ur list go ahead and hunt them down lol. well here i will start with officers first. americangryl(founder) americangrylsman (co-founder) ndnunicorn (secritary) this_girl31 (recurter) nightwolf(security) uk swinging couple (leader of bombsqauad) americanprincess35 tiggerinked sassy girl wings longarm vttv spfldfella roadie69 scofield9 rolls5278 xxxdogg2000 wizlove belthar black widow sweet cheeks tat2dtaurus73 starrisky whats up slj768 the american family (needs to add to his name) bear sliverstreaklee henryetta bbw michelle ok this is all of them for right now plz. make sure u have them all. You do not have to put them in ur family if u don't want to but atleast have them as ur friend. they are all good people. sincerly, americangryl

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