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A Communities Sad Day ...please Read If You Have Children Or Know A Family With A Child
This past sunday a horrific thing happened and im not telling you all for the sake of telling but hoping that someone will learn from mistakes .. This past sunday there was a horrible house fire in town that took the lives of two young boys .. one boy was 3 . the other 5... their little sister got out in time but .. when she got out .. she told the fire fighters that her brothers wouldnt come out because they couldnt find their dogs .. The Fire fighters Tried so hard to find them but the house was engulfed before they could find them .. they were gone .. :( .. Please .. if you have children .. always tell them if there is ever a fire wherever they may be ... to get out .. anyway they can .. broken legs and arms can be fixed ... lives can't be replaced .. and now these two young lives are gone forever .. growing up the daughter of a fire fighter my parents .. always stressed this point over and over to all of Us and my friends .. Please.. do the same with your children .. Childr
Meeting A Dear Friend, Part 2
Waking from our nap, I turn you to face me and kiss you deeply. You can still taste yourself on my lips. The feeling of your breasts rubbing against my chest causes things to stir between us, and you giggle. "Looks like someone wants to play," you say, reaching down to stroke my hardness. Alas, there is no time for playing, as we are due to your friends at the club in 30 minutes. So instead, we settle for a quick grope session in the shower, our hands running all over each other's bodies as we gently wash away the glow of our earlier passion. With our bodies now clean, although dirty thoughts continue to rule our minds, we dress and head out the door, a night of fun and frolic awaiting us. Rendezvousing with your posse at the local watering hole, we grab a quick dinner and a couple of drinks to prime us for a night of, as you have promised, dancing and romancing. So far, I have enjoyed meeting all of your friends, but one lady in the bar has caught my eye. She's about 5'8" tall, has
Calling All Bomber
I could use some big help here...One of my family member is needing our help...Now this other girl is buying ppl comment to win and I'm not going to buy ppls comment...I do have some of my family in there to,,, but I would like see my friends in there... most of you know that I'll will try my hardest to help you on your contest too...The same way I have been doing by asking most of you to plzzz help me...That would take some time... So plzzz help me help her out...If you do help me out plzzz let know so I an Thank you personally....And thank you for your time reading this.... just click on her picture and it will take you there...
Ok Cherrys How To Annoy People In Life Or On Your List Or Where Ever Lol No Have Funn With This Thx....................
How to really annoy people or cherrys on list or ex list hehe enjoy................ Posted: 07/27/2007 1:33:11 PM Sing the Batman theme incessantly. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go". Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip..." If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others. Amuse yourself for endless hours by hooking a camcorder to your TV and then pointing it at the screen. Speak only in a "robot" voice. Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly. Start each meal by conspicuously licking all your food, and announcing its your property. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 99 copies. Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets. Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles. Name your dog "Dog". Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up". Rep
A Letter To My Best Friend
Dear Alcohol, First & foremost, let me tell you that I'm a huge fan of yours. As my friend, you always seem to be there when needed. The perfect post-work cocktail, a beer at the game, and you're even around at the holidays, hidden inside chocolates, as you warm us when we're stuck in the midst of endless family gatherings. However, lately I've been wondering about your intentions. While I want to believe that you have my best interests at heart, I feel that your influence has led to some unwise consequences: 1. Phone calls: While I agree with you that communication is important, I question the suggestion that any conversation of substance or necessity takes place after 2 a.m. Why would you make me call those ex-boyfriends/girlfriends when I know for a fact they do not want to hear from me during the day, let alone all hours of the night? 2. Eating: Now, you know I love a good meal, but why do you suggest that I eat a taco with chili sauce, along with a big Italian meatball an
Please Rate Her Stash
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Kick Me
Kick Me There was a little boy who got up one morning and was pissed cause his mom didn't have his breakfast ready. So he went outside and kicked the chickens because he didnt have any eggs. Then he went to the pig pen and kicked the pigs because he didnt have any bacon. Then he went to the barn and kicked the cows because he didnt have any milk. Then he came back into the house and his mom said ''I saw you kick the chickens, pigs, and the cows and just for that you dont get any breakfast.'' So later on, his mom kicked the cat becuase it was clawing the furniture. So when his dad came home the little boy said, ''Hey Mommy? Do you want me to tell him or are you gonna tell him?'' "Tell him what?" asked his Mom. "That he don't get no pussy 'cause you kicked the cat."
A Blonde goes over to her friend's house wearing a T.G.I.F. Tee-shirt. "Why are you wearing a Thank God it's Friday Tee-shirt on Wednesday?" "Oh crap!" the blonde says, "I thought it meant Tits Go In Front."
Get Off The Fence
The indispensable first step to getting the things you want out of life is this-Decide what you want.
Man took a flight, he was finally coming home, Feeling more relieved than any man has known, He spent so long, in a place that most fear, And when that plane landed down came a tear, Plane door opens still in uniform he stands, Nervous and confused, about stepping back on home land, He follows the others, checking each face for grief, But all that he noticed was the faces had relief, He steps off the plane and people were there, The Soldier astonished could do nothing but stare, They greeted him with open arms, a hug, and a sign, That said thank you soldier, your life for mine, Soldier walks still in uniform, down the street, He passes a man walking, he looks down to his feet, The man looks to him and stops him in his place, Only the Soldier and him, the man spits in his face, Soldier again with a tear, he asks only why, The man returns with an answer, a brutal reply, I do not respect you for the things that you've done, Soldier just listens as the man cuts h
The Man....
takes his craft very seriously. LOL 2 years old and one of the best scooters around. I love when people capture shit like this and send it to me. Please do enjoy... my nene:
I Knew...
I knew a transsexual guy whose only ambition is to eat, drink, and be Mary. -George Carlin
Ashes Of Eden In Concert Again..woot Woot
One Guy...
One guy, about a month ago, was given three consecutive life terms plus two death penalties. How the fuck do you serve that? -George Carlin
Quote Of The Day
Splinters on our inside find a way to affect our outside.
Naked Bong Hits
i think that naked bong hits are the best, my favorite!!!! how 'bout you?
OK...moving next weekend...not sure if I'm really looking forward to it or not. A very different place and change of pace for me. I liked living in a rural place and being all laid back. I lived in a huge metro for far too long and was really enjoying the kicked back pace of southern country life. For a time we will be living right outside of city limits...I can only pray that financial matters improve greatly and quickly so that we can get a place out in the country again. My friends and family on here have been awesome and are dear to me. I will miss you guys because I'm not sure when I'll get computer time in the near future to keep up with you all. I have been bad about commenting these past two weeks and I am so very sorry, but I am thinking of you all. I just have a lot of stuff on my mind right now. I leave the site up while I'm running around the house and getting things in order, I'm not always at the computer so I am not just being lazy, LOL. Take care all and
Some People...
Some people see things that are and ask, Why? Some people dream of things that never were and ask, Why not? Some people have to go to work and don't have time for all that. -George Carlin
World More Of Love Or Hate?>>>>>>>>>
Do you think theres a real sence to love or show love to othres in this world stiil ? Not meaning sex either . Im meaning a caring , accepting , respecting , and helping thy neighbor type love. Or is their alot of hate and ruddness and contempt for others and an attitude that no on cares for any one in any regards? You tell me ? God Bless ya all>..xoxoxox diana
Never Good Enough....
Why isn't anything ever good enough for you? No matter what goes on or how much I give, you always need more. I give you a flower. You want a garden. I give you a star. You want the sky. I give you the moon. You want the sun. And for some reason, I gave you my heart, my soul, and my innocence; and you are yet to be satisfied. You have to make things so complicated when they could be so simple. And God could only say why I'm still holding on after all this time. Although I would do almost anything for you, there are still a few small things that I hold dear to me, and a few responsibilities that I'm not ready to deal with yet. Even though you get so pissed when I won't do as you ask every once in a while; I still beg and plead for you not to be upset. And, for some reason, that pisses you off even more. Forgive me for trying to hold on to the one thing I truly love in this world! Don't tell me that I'm not good to you. Don't tell me that I'm not there for you. Do
Best Friends
Are you sick of all those sissy "friendship" poems that always sound like Hallmark cards, and never come close to reality? Well, here is a series of promises that really speak to true friendship: 1. When you are sad - I will! help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad. 2. When you are blue - I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you. 3. When you smile - I will know you've finally had sex. 4. When you are scared - I will rag on you about it every chance I get. 5. When you are worried, I will tell you horrible ! stories about how much worse it could be and tell you to quit whining. 6. When you are confused - I will use little words. 7. When you are sick - stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have. 8. When you fall - I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass. This is my oath ...I pledge it till the end. Why, you ask? Because you are my friend. Remember: A good friend will h
Bush's Tragedy
One day, President Bush visited an elementary school. All the kids were so excited to get to meet the President. He began to talk to them and asked them to define the word ''tragedy.'' "Well," one girl replied, "If my mommy ran over my dog, Rover, that would be a tragedy!" The President smiled at the little girl and said, "No, sweetie. That would be an accident! Can anyone give it a try?" A little boy sitting across the room raised his hand and said, "I know! I know! If our bus driver ran off of a cliff and killed everyone!" The President shook his head and said, "No son. That would be a great loss! Doesn't anyone know of a good example of a tragedy?" A small girl raised her hand and said, "Well, Mr. President, if you and Laura were in Air Force One and it was hit by a missile and blown to smithereens, most people would think that that was a tragedy!" "Very good," he said. "And what was your reason for that answer?" "Well," she said, "It would not be an accide
Here's Another Question...
Here's another question I have. How come when it's us, it's an abortion, and when it's a chicken, it's an omelette? Are we so much better than chickens all of a sudden? When did this happen, that we passed chickens in goodness. Name 6 ways we're better than chickens. See, nobody can do it! You know why? ‘Cause chickens are decent people. You don't see chickens hanging around in drug gangs, do you? No, you don't see a chicken strapping some guy into a chair and hooking up his nuts to a car battery, do you? When's the last chicken you heard about come home from work and beat the shit out of his hen, huh? Doesn't happen, 'cause chickens are decent people. -George Carlin
Hot Revenge--too Funny!
Two missionaries in Africa were apprehended by a tribe of very hostile cannibals who put them in a large pot of water, built a huge fire under it, and left them there. A few minutes later, one of the missionaries started to laugh uncontrollably. The other missionary couldn't believe it! He said, ''What's wrong with you? We're being boiled alive! They're gonna eat us! What could possibly be funny at a time like this?'' The other missionary replied, ''I just peed in the soup!''
If A Man...
If a man smiles all the time, he's probably selling something that doesn't work. -George Carlin
Ok Cherrys Real Life Cyber Sex Haha This Is Great Lmfoa Lol Enjoy Peace............
real life cyber sex Posted: 7/27/2007 1:08:58 PM Online computer users often engage in what is affectionately known as "cybersex." Often the fantasies typed into keyboards and shared through Internet phone lines get pretty raunchy. However, as you'll see below, one of the two cyber-surfers in the following transcript of an online chat doesn't seem to quite get the point of cyber sex. Then again, maybe he does... Wellhung: Hello, Sweetheart. What do you look like? Sweetheart: I am wearing a red silk blouse, a miniskirt and high heels. I work out every day. I'm toned and perfect. My measurements are 36-24-36. What do you look like? Wellhung: I'm 6'3" and about 250 pounds. I wear glasses and I have on a pair of blue sweat pants I just bought from Walmart. I'm also wearing a T-shirt with a few spots of barbecue sauce on it from smells funny. Sweetheart: I want you. Would you like to screw me? Wellhung: OK Sweetheart: We're in my bedroom. There's soft m
Salute Photo
If you don't have one, make a salute photo for your own profile. Bomber families are more credible and reputible if all the members have salute photos. If you don't like the photo I have ripped into the family album let me know which one you want me to rip and I will change it out.
500 Dollar Porsche
A man was reading the paper when an ad caught his eye: $500 Porsche! New! The man thought that it was very unusual to sell a Porsche for $500, and he thought it might be a joke, but thought it was worth a shot. So he went to the lady's house and sure enough, she had an almost brand new Porsche. "Wow!" the man said. "Can I take it for a test drive?" Unlike what he expected, the man found that the car ran perfectly and took it back to the lady's house. "Why are you selling me this great Porsche for only $500?" "My husband just ran off with his secretary, and he told me I could have the house and the furniture as long as I sold his Porsche and sent him the money."
A New Kind Of Feeling
So, like there is this guy. He¡¦s pretty amazing. Amazingly I get to see him a lot during the week, even though he works everyday. I¡¦ve spent like the past 3 days with him after work. Well, with him, my cousin and her boyfriend. Last night I finally got to spend some alone time with him.. it was great to just drive around listen to Dope and talk to him. He makes me smile¡K ƒº like whoa. I enjoy spending time with him, he¡¦s great company, and great to talk to. I was starting to wonder if I could find a guy that I just like to hang out with, and spend time with¡K I don¡¦t get tired of him¡K and he has tattoos and piercings¡K and we just have soo much in common its unreal. I haven¡¦t felt like this about a guy before. I kinda of feel¡K giddy around him, like a little kid. Just sitting there picking on each other¡K its cute. I mean it is kinda sad that I already have people saying we look cute together, and we aren¡¦t even a couple¡K ooh yea. He is so totally short, but oddly it doesn¡¦t
Don't Say A Word
Eddie went shopping for a new motorcycle. He finally found one for a great price, but it was missing a seal, so whenever it rains, he would have to smear Vaseline over the spot where the seal should''ve been. His girlfriend was having him over for dinner to meet her parents. He rode his new bike to her house, where she was outside waiting for him. "No matter what happens at dinner tonight, don''t say a word." She told him, "Our family had a fight awhile ago about doing dishes. We haven''t done any since, but the first person to speak at dinner has to do them." Steve sat down for dinner and it was just how she described it. Dishes were piled up to the ceiling in the kitchen, and nobody was saying a word. So Steve decided to have a little fun. He grabbed his girlfriend, threw her on the table, and had sex with her in front of her parents. His girlfriend was a little flustered, her dad is obviously livid, and her mom horrified when he sat back down, but no one said a word. A few
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Im Completely...
I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death. -George Carlin
Closer To God
A 70-year-old man went to the doctor's for a physical. The doctor ran some tests and said to the man, "Well, everything seems to be in top condition physically, but what about mentally? How is your connection with God?" And the man answered, "Oh me and God? We have a really tight bond, he's so good to me. Every night when I have to get up to go to the bathroom, he turns on the light for me, and then, when I leave, he turns it back off." The Doctor was astonished. He called the man's wife and said, "I'd like to speak to you about your husband's connection with God. He claims that every night when he needs to use the restroom, God turns on the light for him and turns it off for him again when he leaves. Is this true?" And she said, "That idiot, he's been peeing in the refrigerator!"
Ensign: Standards
All ye inhabitants of the world, and dwellers on the earth, see ye, when he lifteth up an ensign on the mountains; and when he bloweth a trumpet, hear ye. Isaiah 18:3 AN ENSIGN ON THE MOUNTAINS 27 July 2007 When the children's book Charlie and the Chocolate Factory was originally published in the United Kingdom in 1964, the Oompa-Loompas, Willy Wonka's imported assistants at his chocolate factory, were originally described as pygmies from the darkest reaches of unexplored Africa. Concerned this depiction might seem racially insensitive -- whatever that means -- to American audiences, when the book was published in the United States (and in all subsequent editions, even though the 1971 and 2005 movie adaptations skirt this entirely) the Oompa-Loompas' appearance was revised: "His skin was rosy-white, his long hair was golden-brown, and the top of his head came just above the height of Mr. Wonka's knee." I first heard Ch
Ok Cherrys The Paris Hilton Police Transcripts,laugh Live A Little Thx Cherry Gang...............
The Paris Hilton Police Transcripts Posted: 07/27/2007 1:03:22 PM These are verbatim transcripts of pull overs of Paris Hilton, transcribed from Police Cruiser Forward Microphone recordings. The transcripts were released under the Freedom of Information Act, from Los Angeles County court records. Paris Hilton Police Transcript 1: March 3, 2007 Officer: Good evening. Paris: Well it isn’t NOW! Officer: Can I see your license please? Paris: Hey, aren’t you that cop that gave me those verbal warnings last week? Looks like you’ve had a few donuts since then though. Officer: Um, I don’t think I’ve stopped you before ma’am. Paris: Well, I’m sure you would remember. I’m ME! Officer: Also, frankly ma’am, I don’t really appreciate the donut jokes. Police officers sometimes spend time at 24 hour restaurants, including donut shops, during the night shift because they are centralized locations where we can mobilize quickly. Paris: Sorry, but I kinda tuned out after “I
Mizz Shady Needs Your Love I'll Open My Nsfw Folder If You Do! Lol
Well, it's Friday and the Blogathon starts tomorrow. I'm still in need of some sponsors so if you are willing/able, please help me out. The Blogathon is a 24 hour period where you write a post in a blog every 30 minutes and you do it for the charity of your choice. My charity is the World Wildlife Fund. The Blogathon starts tomorrow morning at 6am (PST)! I can take donations throughout. Now, I will never see a penny of this money. It's going to be paid online through Blogathon (so they can keep track) and go directly to the World Wildlife Fund. You will have to sign up on the Blogathon site but I assure you they will not sell your email address or send you spam. It's just so I know who sponsored me. If you sponsor, I promise to give you a lovely gift! SPONSOR ME!!!
It has been a while since I typed anything. You know I still have this state of confusion when it comes to relationships...I know there are at least three of you that if you were closer..I would not be so lonely...or at least you guys would give it the college try. I constantly wonder why the mean people end up in relationships. I have a tendency to take up too much time to help my friends...but, if that is a bad trait. I will keep it. Then there are the selfish people out there that are constantly making demands on others. And it appears they have everything. That is so screwed up. My goodness one of my best friends is like me...she tries so hard to do the right thing. She is always having grievances for it. Can anyone tell me why?
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Parrot Boy
There was a old man sitting on a bench outside the mall. A young man walked who had spiked hair that was orange, yellow, green and red. The old man just looked at him. The young man said '' What's the matter old man? Haven't you ever done anything crazy in your life? '' And the old man said ''Well actully I have. I once got drunk and had sex with a parrot. I was just wandering if you were my son.''
''Passionate kiss, like spider's web, soon lead to undoing of fly.'' ''Virginity like bubble. One prick, all gone!'' ''Man who run behind car get exhausted'' ''Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day'' ''Foolish man give wife grand piano. Wise man give wife upright organ.'' ''Man who walk thru airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok'' ''Man with one chopstick go hungry.'' ''Man who scratches ass should not bite fingernails.'' ''Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.'' ''Baseball is wrong. Man with four balls cannot walk!'' ''Panties not best thing on earth, but next to it.'' ''War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left.'' ''Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cathouse.'' ''Man who sleep in cathouse by day, sleep in doghouse by night.'' ''Man who fight with wife all day, get no piece at night!'' ''Man who tell one too many light bulb jokes soon burn out!'' ''It takes many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.
Life Dreams
Ever wonder what happens to your dreams you let go of? Recently I found myself coming full circle to the dreams I thought were lost. Yet here I sit trying to make since of it all. I guess they only come true when you yourself truely know they are a part of your identity. Only then do you come to realise that your dreams come true only if you believe in yourself. Only you can control your destiny. Dont hang your dreams on others insecurities. Be true to thy self.
A Love Poem From Kirsty To My Baby
You are my air The sun in my day The moon in my night The spring in my step You are my everything. You are the stars in the sky The birds in the trees The shimmer, the sparkle, the shine. Without the light you put into my life I would be nothing A single leaf on the ground in autumn, Lost, forgotten, alone. Before i knew you, I was nothing. Now I am everything, With you at my side, I am invincible! Feel the same my baby, You are loved so much, I love you now and forever You are my darling, my baby, my love You are my everything I love you so much. This is for my baby and i hope she feels the same way and we stay together for a long time
Ok Cherrys Best Pms Joke Guys Will Love This Its Just A Joke No Harm Done Thx Ladys Peace.............
Best PMS joke ever.. you guys will love this one!! Posted: 7/27/2007 12:50:09 PM A man was trying to argue with a preacher one day. He told the preacher that the bible doesn't mention every problem in life. The preacher said, "Oh yes, it really does!" The man said "No it doesn't.. It doesn't have anything about PMS in it." The preacher said "Oh but my friend, yes it sure does! Have you forgotten when traveling into many different lands, that Mary rode Joseph's ass many times!!??" HAHA LMFAO LOL CHEERS CHERRYS(DIAMOND DANDY RANDY)
Here's What's Wrong With You.
Sometimes, people are insane. And by "somtetimes" I mean always. And by "people" I mean you.
Hey To My Friends
It's Friday!!!!woooooohoooo!it's been a long fukin week people!I hope everyone has a great weekend,and stay out of trouble,if u can,lol!and if u can't,oh well just say fuck it and carry on!! just wanted to say love ya guys to all my friends here,and I've got some very sexy friends,hey!I've got good taste in friends!!I'll catch ya later!!!stay safe out there! MyHotComments
Would Ya Let A Boy/ Girl Go To Military If Under Age?
I had a friend back in 1970 he was 16 and his parents signed for him to serve the marines (Military).They said he was mature enough ; He could start this military career at an early age , (serving his country) ..While no wars were happening to intensely at this time. what do you think ,, would you let your son or daughter go in to a branch of military at 15 or 16 or 17 ..yrs of age ... ? Id put this in mums but I reached my quota for today hehehe,,, xoxoxox diana
The Scars Of Life
THE SCARS OF LIFE "Love is when God became man." Some years ago, on a hot summer day in south Florida, a little boy decided to go for a swim in the old swimming hole behind his house. In a hurry to dive into the cool water, he ran out the back door, leaving behind shoes, socks, and shirt as he went. He flew into the water, not realizing that as he swam toward the middle of the lake, an alligator was swimming toward the shore. His father, working in the yard, saw the two as they got closer and closer together. In utter fear, he ran toward the water, yelling to his son as loudly as he could. Hearing his voice, the little boy became alarmed and made a U-turn to swim to his father. It was too late. Just as he reached his father, the alligator reached him. From the dock, the father grabbed his little boy by the arms just as the alligator snatched his legs. That began an incredible tug-of-war between the two. The alligator was much stronger than the father, but the father was much
heres another joke A chicken farmer went to a local bar... sat next to a woman and ordered a glass of champagne. > > The woman perks up and says, "How about that? I just ordered a glass of champagne, too!" > > "What a coincidence," the farmer says, "This is a special day for me, I'm celebrating." > > "This is a special day for me too, I'm also celebrating!" says the woman. > > "What a coincidence," says the man. As they clinked glasses the farmer asked, "What are you celebrating?" > > "My husband and I have been trying to have a child, and today my gynecologist told me that I'm pregnant!" > > "What a coincidence," says the man .. "I'm a chicken farmer, and for years all my hens were infertile, but today they're finally laying fertilized eggs." > > "That's great!" says the woman, "How did your chickens become fertile?" > > "I used a different cock," he replied. > > The woman smiled and said, "What a coincidence..."
How Sad For All Of Us
We spend more but have less We buy more but enjoy less We have bigger houses and smaller families More conveniences but less time We have more degrees but less sense More knowledge but less judgement More experts yet more problems More medicine but less wellness We drink too much Smoke too much Spend too recklessly Laugh too little Drive too fast Get too angry Stay up too late Get up too tired Read too little Watch TV too much Pray too seldom We have multiplied our possessions but reduced our values We talk too much Love too seldom and hate too often We've learned how to make a living but not a life We've added years to life but not life to years We've been all the way to the moon and back but have trouble crossing the street to meet a new neighbor We conquered outer space, but not inner space. We've done larger things, but not better things We've cleaned up the air but polluted the soul We've conquered the atom but not our prejudice We write
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Deep Throat...
Deep Throat: Think about it. There is actually a semi-important figure in American history who is named for a blow-job movie. How do school teachers handle this? -George Carlin
Shoutbox Is Off
I'm sorry my loves, I've turned my shoutbox OFF at the moment. Seems like today people are only wanting to send me links to contests. No words; just links. I'm sorry but that's annoying, the least you can do is say; hey would you mind stopping by & rating this.... but nope they just send a link. Then I'm getting pestered about my "4 My Eyes Only" folder... it's exactly what it says dear ones.... "4 MY EYES ONLY" stop asking please. Finally, as I'm hung over & cranky today; don't ask to be added to my Family List. Obviously if you're not already there; there's a reason. The only folder marked for "Family" are of my precious little ones & well as any parent should be overly protective of them I am 100x's worse. My Family list are of people I adore & are "real" friends. So really if you think being a Family member gets you into the Private folder; it doesn't. I have Fubar up but I'm not really paying it much attention at the moment. I've had plumbing problems today w
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There Are 400,000...
There are 400,000 words in the English language, and there are 7 you can't say on television. What a ratio that is! 399, 7. They must really be baaaad. They must be OUTRAGEOUS to be separated from a group that large. "All of you words over here, you seven....baaaad words". That's what they told us, right? "That's a bad word!!" Awwww. No bad words. Bad thoughts. Bad intentions, and wooooords. You know the seven, don't ya? That you can't say on TV? Shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker and tits. Huh? Those are the heavy seven. Those are the words that'll infect your soul, curve your spine, and keep the country from winning the war. Shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker and tits, wow! And tits doesn't even belong on the list! It seems like such a friendly word. Sounds like a nickname. "Hey Tits, come here man! Tits! Meet my friend Toots. Toots, Tits. Tits, Toots". Sounds like a snack...oh yeah, it is. Right. But I don't mean your sexist snack, I mean new Nabi
Gymnastics is not a sport because Romanians are good at it! Took me a long time to come up with that one, but by god I thought of one. -George Carlin
My Tarot Card
You are The Moon Hope, expectation, Bright promises. The Moon is a card of magic and mystery - when prominent you know that nothing is as it seems, particularly when it concerns relationships. All logic is thrown out the window. The Moon is all about visions and illusions, madness, genius and poetry. This is a card that has to do with sleep, and so with both dreams and nightmares. It is a scary card in that it warns that there might be hidden enemies, tricks and falsehoods. But it should also be remembered that this is a card of great creativity, of powerful magic, primal feelings and intuition. You may be going through a time of emotional and mental trial; if you have any past mental problems, you must be vigilant in taking your medication but avoid drugs or alcohol, as abuse of either will cause them irreparable damage. This time however, can also result in great creativity, psychic powers, visions and insight. You can and should trust your intuition. What Tarot Card are You?Take
My Friend Nicole Richie God Bless Her I Hope You Learn From This We Will Chat Soon Bye For Now Peace...............
GLENDALE, Calif. - Nicole Richie pleaded guilty Friday to driving under the influence of drugs and was sentenced to four days in jail by a judge who said she was lucky nobody was killed when she drove the wrong way on a freeway. Richie, who got credit for time served, was also given three years' probation. THIS IS A BREAKING NEWS UPDATE. Check back soon for further information. AP's earlier story is below. GLENDALE, Calif. (AP) — Nicole Richie pleaded guilty Friday to driving under the influence of drugs and was sentenced to four days in jail by a judge who said she was lucky nobody was killed when she drove the wrong way on a freeway. Richie, who got credit for time served, was also given three years' probation.THX FOR READING CHERRYS PEACE AND PLEASE (DONT DRINK AND DRIVE) THX (DIAMOND DANDY RANDY)
Jokes Bored Today
bored today so I thought I would share some jokes with you some fans send me over time. have a good one..Hugs..Lorie Those of us who spend much time in a doctor's office should appreciate this! Doesn't it seem more and more that physicians are running their practices like an assembly line? Here's what happened to Bubba: > > Bubba walked into a doctor's office and the receptionist asked him what he had. Bubba said: "Shingles." So she wrote down his name, address, medical insurance number and told him to have a seat. > > Fifteen minutes later a nurse's aide came out and asked Bubba what he had. > > Bubba said, "Shingles." So she wrote down his height, weight, a complete medical history and told Bubba to wait in the examining room. > > A half hour later a nurse came in and asked Bubba what he had. Bubba said, "Shingles." So the nurse gave Bubba a blood test, a blood pressure test, an electrocardiogram, and told Bu
I Never F*d...
I never fucked a ten, but one night, I fucked five twos. -George Carlin
Talk About Throwing Your Money Away Aquafina labels to spell out source - tap water By Martinne Geller Thu Jul 26, 5:31 PM ET PepsiCo Inc. will spell out that its Aquafina bottled water is made with tap water, a concession to the growing environmental and political opposition to the bottled water industry. According to Corporate Accountability International, a U.S. watchdog group, the world's No. 2 beverage company will include the words "Public Water Source" on Aquafina labels. "If this helps clarify the fact that the water originates from public sources, then it's a reasonable thing to do," said Michelle Naughton, a Pepsi-Cola North America spokeswoman. Pepsi Chief Executive Indra Nooyi told Reuters earlier this week the company was considering such a move. Pepsi's Aquafina and Coca-Cola Co's Dasani are both made from purified water sourced from public reservoirs, as opposed to Danone's Evian or Nestle's Poland Spring, so-called "spring wa
Baseball Is...
Baseball is the only major sport that appears backward in a mirror. -George Carlin
Guano Apes-quietly
Quitely explodes your love Your insecurity is so soft to me I cant let you bleeding We are falling into us I see you dyin in my eyes Just let it all go You left So am i We go insane Just let it all go You left So am i You leave on inside Quietly we arrive Your insecurity is so soft to you You cant let me bleeding We are falling into deep Im dying in your open mouth Just let it all go You left So am i We go insane Just let it all go You left So am i You leave on You leave on inside So you care Leave them on So you care Leave them on with a shine And you cant go on with your life Its a fact we cant deny If you have to go, please go quiet Please go quietly Just let it all go You left So am i We go insane Just let it all go You left So am i You leave on You leave on inside Let it all go ------------------
Just A Update!!
I weighed myself yesterday and now I have lost 92 lbs total!!!! I look totally different than i did 6 months ago..I'm proud of myself. Just wanted to share that with yall!!! XOXOXOXO ~Shel~
When Fascism...
When fascism comes to America, it will not be in brown and black shirts. It will not be with jack-boots. It will be Nike sneakers and Smiley shirts...Germany lost the Second World War. Fascism won it. Believe me, my friend. -George Carlin
So what do you lovelies have planned for the weekend? Anything good or just vegging out? :)
> English is essentially Pictish that was attacked out of nowhere by > Angles cohabiting with Teutons who were done in by a drunk bunch of > Vikings masquerading as Frenchmen who insisted they spoke Latin and > Greek but lacked the Arabic in which to convey that.
Hi My Name Is Laureth And I'm A Problem Thinker...
Your Dominant Thinking Style: Exploring You thrive on the unknown and unpredictable. Novelty is your middle name. You are a challenger. You tend to challenge common assumptions and beliefs. An expert inventor and problem solver, you approach everything from new angles. You show people how to question their models of the world. What's Your Thinking Style?
Marriage (Part I) Typical macho man marries typical good-looking woman and after the wedding, he laid down the following rules: "I'll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want and I don't expect any hassle from you. I expect a great dinner to be on table unless I tell you that I won't be home for dinner. I'll go hunting, fishing, boozing and card-playing when I want with my old buddies and don't you give me a hard time about it. Those are my rules! Any comments?" His new bride says, "No, that's fine with me. Just understand that there will be sex here at seven o'clock every night whether you're here or not." (SHE'S GOOD!) ************************************ Marriage (Part II) Husband and wife have a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding anniversary! The husband yells, "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads: "Here Lies My Wife -
Testing Day T Minus 1 Day
Good morning! Hope we are amazingly great on this wonderful Friday! Well unfortunately due to unforeseen circumstances I did not make it to class last night, however I will still go further into the Poomse as I said I would. One great piece of news however is my instructor called me late last night and asked if I would accompany him to the airport to pick up my Grandmaster and have lunch with them, so I am very excited! Now on to the Poomse! Poomse, as I have said previously, are set patterns of movements, attacks and such. they go from the very simple to the very difficult and can contain anywhere from 16 to more then 60 individual moves. In my school we have 9 forms leading to black belt and then there are at least 10 black belt forms (my instructor is testing for his 4th Dan, Master level, so he is the highest we have). The forms are as follows: Ki Bon 1 Tae Guek Il Jang Tae Guek Ee Jang Tae Guek Sam Jang Tae Guek Sa Jang Tae Guek Oh Jang Tae Guek Yok Jang Tae Guek
Take Me Off Your Friends List If....
As you all have seen I do a daily comment add and usually the pics (at least one of them) is NSFW. Actually had a fight with someone who bitched me out for doing so saying something about her kids seeing this. My point was that this is really an adult site and you should keep kids off here not to mention I see far worse comments that I post, actual sexual graphics at times. So the point of this blog is that I can't and won't keep track of who wants the tame comments (not NSFW) so if you do not want them I guess you will just have to take me off your friends list. :P
Poem For My Dad On His Upcoming Birthday
This girl walks into a bar and sees this really cute guy sitting at the bar. She walks up to him and asks him what he's drinking. He replies "magic beer." The girl looks at him weirdly and says that he is crazy, so the guy says watch this and takes a sip and jumps out the window flies around the building three times comes in and sits back down. The girl grabs his beer and jumps out the window falls to the ground and dies. The bartender looks up and says, "Superman you're such an asshole when you're drunk!"
Being The Better Sucks!!! why is it that being the better person always sucks? For once I would like to stoop down to there level and give them a taste of what they are doing to us. This is total crap!!! I have to keep telling myself that this is just them being haters. Its not our fault that they both got fat, lazy, bitchy, and self centered. I know that was low...and I am sorry...ok not really.....but the truth hurt sometimes. I am not saying that we were compleatly innocent in everything. Cause lord knows I wasn't. But the time has to come when you need to move on. Its not our fault that you couldn't see the writing on the wall. For the love of god....grow up and move on!!! Cause the sooner you all realize that its over....the sooner you can find someone else to make there life hell. Then we can get back to being one big blended, happy, family!!
Questions Not To Ask A Military Wife
1. I don't know how you do it.Well, guess what? In all honesty, I don't know how I do it either. I just do. Because really, what other choice do I have? (Added: I personally call it the "Military Wife" version of Social Darwinism. You either do it or you don't, Survival of the Fittest at its finest.)2. I could never deal with it if my husband was gone for that does hearing how someone else can't deal with it help me to deal with it? (Added: And that's why you aren't married to a military man. Case closed.)3. Are you scared that something may happen to him while he's there?This one has always really perplexed me. Of course, I'm scared. I wouldn't be human if I wasn't. But being reminded of the fact that something may happen to him doesn't help me out. (Added: This goes hand in hand with the phone calls saying, "Did you see the news?" NO, I didn't and I'm not going to see the news. And quite frankly, statistically, my husband has a greater chance of being killed or seriou
Military Gf /fiancée/wife Handbook
1. Don't count on anything!2. Don't listen to ANYONE on the outside. All you will get is negative remarks, which will make things harder for you to deal with.3. When he becomes stubborn and a royal pain in the ass, just remind yourself he's probably had a bad day, and being away from you is hard on him too. So just let him rant and dont take it personal.4. When youre down, treat yourself.5. Learn how to listen if you dont know how! He will need you, you will be the one he comes to when he needs to bitch, but dont bitch back...that is what the USMC Girlfriends/Fiancées/ Wifes are for! This is a hard time for our men and they NEED us much more than sometimes they think they do!6. Love your Marine, be truthful, and reassure him, even if he is deployed he'll have someone to come back too!7. He will try to pull away at some point. Whether directly telling you to move on, not wait for him or just becoming distant. It's a way they try of dealing, stick with him cause he really does want (and
Sick Kitty Blues
Waiting for news on how our 19 year old cat Spot is coming with surgery for an abscessed tooth. Not fun considering her age and what she means to the family. In other news, a stray kitten rescued by us last night is in need of a new home. He's only a few months old, is a creame colored male siamese mix with blue eyes. Temporarily named Vlad due to his penchant for biting necks. Very sweet cat for a very loving home. He's located here in the San Bernardino area of So Cal. Just let me know if anyone has a hookup for the little guy.
New Bomber Family
If you are interested in joining a NEW BOMBER FAMILY that will become the biggest & baddest bomber family on the the following link, send a friend request and specify you would like to become a member. Read the blogs first. FU-Bombers@ fubar
I Never...
I never watch Sesame Street. I already know most of that stuff. -George Carlin
New Contest Starting Monday @ Midnight
I am holding a new contest called "Best Salute to the Prophet". This contest has only one rule, BE CREATIVE!!!!!! Anyone that is wanting to enter, the Prizes range from Diamond earrings to a 7 day blast!!!! If you are entering you must comment here and inform me, then take your pic and send it to me. When the contest starts I will email everyone their link. After that Have fun. The most comments wins, once you past 400 comments you are in the running for the Blast.
This girl walks into a bar and sees this really cute guy sitting at the bar. She walks up to him and asks him what he's drinking. He replies "magic beer." The girl looks at him weirdly and says that he is crazy, so the guy says watch this and takes a sip and jumps out the window flies around the building three times comes in and sits back down. The girl grabs his beer and jumps out the window falls to the ground and dies. The bartender looks up and says, "Superman you're such an asshole when you're drunk!"
Here's Another Bunch...
Here's another bunch of ignorant shit: school uniforms. Bad theory. The idea that if kids wear uniforms to school it helps keep order. Don't these schools do enough damage makin' all these kids think alike? Now they're gonna get 'em to look alike too? And it's not a new idea. I first saw it in news reels from the 1930s, but it was hard to understand 'cause the narration was in German! -George Carlin
Official Bombing
Official bombing will not start until Friday of next week.
Military Spouse
You probably didn't realize who was sitting next to you.You rattled on about how silly this anti-terrorist war is, and that it's just a political ploy.You complained about America being the world's police.You said you'd never let your son run off to fight, and you'd throw a fit if they just sent your husband off.At that point, I almost turned around and told you who I am.I am a military spouse.Life in the military has never been easy.It means low pay with no overtime, watching your husband go to workWith a fever because the doctor didn't deem him sick enough for the day off.It means years of rules and protocol that wear on you like a dripping faucet late at night.Don't even get me going on the weekly inspection of our yards.We live with Terms like "Exercise" which means 12-18 hr hour shifts.And "TDY," which means your spouse is gone for up to 180 days.And "Remotes," which means your spouse is gone for longer than 180 days.And finally, "PCS," which means your whole family is going on th
June 27, 2007
There are two ways to be kind: You can tell someone the whole truth or you can plead the fifth. Whatever you do, don't try to pretend you feel something else. The other person can almost always tell you're lying.
Happy Hour Bought Again
happy hour at 10 my time its 5.16 mow
Sweet Emotion
This lady is throwing a party where each guest is supposed to show up as their favorite emotion. A guest shows up all dressed in green. "Oh I get it, Envy!" she says and lets him in. Next a lady shows up all dressed in red. She says, "Oh, Anger!" and lets her in. Next, she opens the door and two naked guys are standing there. One guy is holding a bowl of pudding with his dick stuck in it and the other guy has his dick stuck into a hollowed-out pear. "Wait a minute," she says to them. "This is supposed to be an emotion party!" So the first guy says, "Yeah, and I'm fucking dis-custard." The second guy says, "And I'm deep in dis-pear."
Irs Loses Challenge To Prove Tax Liability
Man.  I don't know what it is, but the IRS is coming up lacking.  In this instance, the IRS has LOST a court case against somebody who is not paying taxes until and unless he can be shown that he legally owes them.What is going on?  Are we going to finally get rid of the IRS altogether?  Maybe even taking the ability to print money back into the federal government instead of the private sector?  (Check the paragraph on the Federal Reserve Banks after following the link.)  May we even try out (gasp) Social Credit?!?Wouldn't be any skin off my nose if we did...tag: tax, taxes, irs, money, finance, legal, constitution, law, court, social credit, federal reserve system, federal reserve banks-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-Ave Satanas!Join me at Fubar.comGet paid to surf the web with        
Once You Leave...
Once you leave the womb, conservatives don't care about you until you reach military age. Then you're just what they're looking for. Conservatives want live babies so they can raise them to be dead soldiers. -George Carlin
Tuning Windows Vista 5600 Rc1 And Above
Some of these may work with the final release as well. Always be sure to back up registry before making changes to it. Tuneup Tips 1-5 \"I have had the chance to put RC1 through its paces now. For previous releases, I had constructed a document comprised of a lot of hints gathered from around the web. Some of them have been incorporated in RC1 and others have changed paths or wording. At the expense of reinstalling my RC1 image 4 times, I have amended these and recompiled the document. All of these hints are guaranteed to work but, keep in mind this is a Beta and a lot of the tips concern security. As a Beta is not meant to be permanent, so this should not be a concern. Nothing in the document is illegal, as no reverse programming is involved.. In fact I have sent this and a previous one up on the MS Vista forums without comment. Enjoy it if you wish.\" According to Microsoft, the minimum requirements for a successful Vista installation are: Processor of at least 1GHz 32bit(
Have We Really Gone Back To The 1950s? Fiesta Bowl star Ian Johnson says he's hired wedding security because of racist threats July 25, 2007 BOISE, Idaho (AP) -- The Boise State running back who scored the winning points in the Fiesta Bowl, then proposed to his cheerleader girlfriend on national television, says he has hired security for their wedding because of racial threats. Ian Johnson, who is black, and Chrissy Popadics, who is white, are due to be married Saturday in Boise. ADVERTISEMENT Since his Jan. 1 proposal, Johnson said, he has received phone calls, letters and some personal threats from people who object to their marriage plans. "You take it for what it is -- the less educated, the less willing to change," Johnson, 21, of San Dimas, Calif., told the Idaho Statesman for its Tuesday editions. "But we're not acting like we're naive to all the stuff that's going on. We know what's been said. We're going to
I Have As Much...
I have as much authority as the Pope. I just don't have as many people who believe it. -George Carlin
Show Some Skin
i been asked way too many times too show some skin too bad that won't happen my skin is only for my loving wife too see not the worlds
Time To End It All
An 83-year old woman decided that she'd seen and done everything, and the time had come to depart from this world. After considering various methods of doing away with herself, she came to the conclusion that the quickest and surest method would be to shoot herself through the heart. The trouble was, she wasn't certain about exactly where her heart was, so she phoned her doctor and asked him. He told her that her heart was located two inches below her left nipple. So she shot herself in the left kneecap.
The Difference Between...
The difference between the blues and the blahs is that you can't sing the blahs. -George Carlin
If you have seen my page, my family block is my fubar group. They have special privileges like special gifts and comments from me on a regular basis. If you are interested, answer the following questions, and mail it to me.fubar Status is simple. You simply have to: 1. Add me to ur family 2. Fan Me 3. Rate Me 4. Allow me to rip one pic from ur gallery 1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Fav. Color: 4. Whats your sign? 5. Location: 6. Height: 7.Hair (color and style): 8.Piercings/tattoos: HERE COMES THE FUN ... ... ... 1. Are we friends? 2. Do you have a crush on me? 3. Would you kiss me? 4. ...with tongue? 5. Would you enjoy it? 6. Would you ever ask me out? 7. Would you make a move on me in a movie theater? 9. Would you take care of me when I'm sick? 10. Do you want to tell me something that you couldn't before? 11.Would you walk on the beach with me? 12. If you heard a rumor about me, would you defend me? 13. Do you/ha
The skeleton is a universal symbol of depletion, death, and secrets. Likewise, in dreams, it can appear in a variety of ways and reveal a variety of things. To discern an appropriate meaning requires examination of the context, and your reaction to the skeleton in the context it appeared. The depletion scenario often occurs when skeletons are animated-their somewhat taunting presence will seem to exasperate you. Where are you when you find these animated skeletons? Combining the bones with the emotional image of the office, home, or a relative's home will indicate a facet of life where you feel as though someone or something is sucking you dry. Interestingly, you may not be afraid of these skeletons and possibly may even enjoy them, intuitively realizing that you are related to them and don't mind being their benefactor. (In spite of the fact that you do not want to end up like them!) Death scenarios are contrasted to the above by the complete lack of animation. Often, there is m
And, Of Course...
And, of course, the funniest food: "kumquats". I don't even bring them home. I sit there laughing and they go to waste. -George Carlin
I done a video.. sweet and soppy.. thats me lol
There Are...
There are two pips in a beaut, four beauts in a lulu, eight lulus in a doozy, and sixteen doozies in a humdinger. No one seems to know how many humdingers there are in a lollapalooza. -George Carlin
That Hardup Huh
most people on her dress damn near naked for points wonder how far they are willing too go for money
Honk If...
Honk if your horn is broken. -George Carlin
You Can't...
You can't fight City Hall, but you can goddamn sure blow it up. -George Carlin
The Full Application
If you have seen my page, my family block is my cherrygirl group. They have special privileges like special gifts and comments from me on a regular basis. If you are interested, answer the following questions, and mail it to me.Cherrygirl Status is simple. You simply have to: 1. Add me to ur family 2. Fan Me 3. Rate Me 4. Allow me to rip one pic from ur gallery 1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Fav. Color: 4. Whats your sign? 5. Location: 6. Height: 7.Hair (color and style): 8.Piercings/tattoos: HERE COMES THE FUN ... ... ... 1. Are we friends? 2. Do you have a crush on me? 3. Would you kiss me? 4. ...with tongue? 5. Would you enjoy it? 6. Would you ever ask me out? 7. Would you make a move on me in a movie theater? 9. Would you take care of me when I'm sick? 10. Do you want to tell me something that you couldn't before? 11.Would you walk on the beach with me? 12. If you heard a rumor about me, would you defend me? 13.
Directtv Sucks!!
When we first moved down here we had the local cablevision. That was $100.00 a month but it included cable, phone and internet. My husband is a huge mets fan and wanted to be able to watch the games down here so he got directtv. It came to $49.99 a month which is not bad. So we got the box and a few days later Mike asked me to call and get the high definition box so I called and they placed the order for the box. Someone was supposed to come 2 days later and put the box in but never did. No one ever showed up. This was back in March. There is also a $200 setup fee for the box. So I called back the next day and told them no one ever showed up to put the box in. They told me they had computer problems and the order was lost in the system. Ok thats fine so we placed another order. The guy was supposed to come a few days later. Never did!! So I called again. This went on about 4 or 5 times and each time there was a computer problem and the order never went througn blah blah blah. So we nev
Do You Believe...
Do you believe in God? No. Boom! Dead. Do you believe in God? Yes. Do you believe in MY God? No. Boom! Dead. My God has a bigger dick than your God! -George Carlin
The Military Sucks!
Well today we found out they are taking $325 out of each paycheck to pay back his bonus he received. He gets paid $888 each check. He gets paid twice a month. So that leaves us with $524 for bills. Our rent is $395 so basically nothing else can get paid. I really do not understand the mlitary.How are we supposed to pay for bills and take care of a new baby with only 1 or 200 dollars each check? We struggle as it is with $888 a check. now he has to live on $200 dollars a check if that. Let me break down our bills for you: Rent - $395 a month Water - varies from $50 to $65 a month Gas - $50 Electric - Varies from $50 - $75 Dish network - $50 Internet and phone - varies from $45 to $75 Food - Varies ..most we ever spent on food shopping was $160 when we first moved down here because we needed everything basically..least we ever spent was $65... and then baby items like diapers, wipes and whatever else...I have WIC so formula is covered thank god... How the hell is this all g
Baptizing A Drunk
A man is stumbling through the woods totally drunk when he comes upon a preacher baptizing people in the river. The drunk walks into the water and subsequently bumps into the preacher. The preacher turns around and is almost overcome by the smell of booze. Whereupon he asks the drunk, "Are you ready to find Jesus?" "Yes I am" replies the drunk, so the preacher grabs him and dunks him in the river. He pulls him up and asks the drunk, "Brother have you found Jesus?" The drunk replies, "No, I haven't." The preacher, shocked at the answer, dunks him into the water again, but for a bit longer this time. He pulls him out of the water and asks again, "Have you found Jesus, my brother?" The drunk again answers, "No, I have not found Jesus." By this time the preacher is at his wits end so he dunks the drunk in the water again, but this time he holds him down for about 30 seconds. When the drunk begins kicking his arms and legs, the preacher pulls him up. The preacher asks the
Regarding My Vip
Hey Friends/Fans, This is to inform you all that I no longer will be a VIP effective 8-22-07. As you all know by now I fell in love with a wonderful man. I will not be here as often due to I'm spending time with him. Also there will be no more pics of me being uploaded but there will be pics of us uploaded if I decide to upload anymore pics. I'm not excited about the new name of this site either. I want it to be Cherry Tap and as far as I'm concerned it still is. I will be re-locating to the Raleigh area in about a month or so. Yes, I'm moving in with him and I'm also going to be getting married to him as soon as he proposes to me. You can say I'm pre-engaged. I'm still here as a friend if you want me to be but like I said I will not be here as much as I was. Friendship Hugs, Lisa/Prtyeyes
Short Laughs
What did the elephant say to the naked man? How do you breathe through that thing? ALGEBRA: A weapon of math destruction. A 3-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He slides up to the bar and says: "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw." Aim for the stars. But first, aim for their bodyguards. Two goldfish are in a tank. One says to the other, "Do you know how to drive this thing?" Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet? He was looking for Pooh! A chicken sandwich walked into the bar, ordered some food and beer. The bartender says: "Sorry, we don't serve food here". Why do farts smell? For benefit of the deaf. I wonder if you choke a smurf, what color does it turn? Do chickens think rubber humans are funny?
700 Question Survey About Me
1) Name: Jennifer 2) Age: 28 3) Location: Lawton OK 4) Birthday: June 18 5) Height: 5'7 6) Weight: 208...I'm pregnant so what do you expect 7) Sex: female 8) Sexual Orientation: not sure 9) Single or Taken: taken ♥ 10) Eye Color: blue 11) Hair Color: dark brown 12) Skin Color: white 13) Heritage: German and Irish 14) School/College Attending, if any: None 15) Job, if any: none yet 16) Label Yourself: mmm i dont label people 17) Nicknames: Don't have one 18) Do you like yourself? sure why not 19) What are your parents' names? Kim and Danny 20) Do you still live with them? nope! 21) What do your parents do for work? My mom works at a telemarketing company and my dad died when i was 17 22) Siblings? one sister 23) Siblings' names and ages: Carol ..24 or 25...not sure 24) Who is your favorite relative: my mom and sister 25) Least favorite: some of my cousins 26) How many cousins do you have? tooo many to count 27) How many aunts and uncles? 8 uncles on my mom
Now Here's Another...
Now here's another example of overprotection. Did you ever notice on the TV news, every time some guy with an AK-47 strolls onto a schoolyard and kills three or four kids and a couple of teachers, the next day, the school is overrun with councilors and psychiatrists and grief councilors and trauma therapists trying to help the children cope? Shit, when I was in school, someone came to our school and killed three or four of us, we went right on with our arithmetic. 35 classmates minus 4 equals 31. We were tough. We were tough. -George Carlin
Blind Man In Texas
There once was a blind man who decided to visit Texas. When he arrived on the plane, he felt the seats and said, "Wow, these seats are big!" The person next to him answered, "Everything is big in Texas." When he finally arrived in Texas, he decided to visit a bar. Upon arriving in the bar, he ordered a beer and got a mug placed between his hands. He exclaimed, "Wow these mugs are big!" The bartender replied, "Everything is big in Texas." After a couple of beers, the blind man asked the bartender where the bathroom was located. The bartender replied, "Second door to the right." The blind man headed for the bathroom, but accidentally tripped over and skipped the second door. Instead, he entered the third door, which lead to the swimming pool and fell into the pool by accident. Scared to death, the blind man started shouting, "Don't flush, don't flush
Don't Lie To Your Mother
Mrs. Smith had always suspected her son, Mike, was having an intimate relationship with his roommate, Jennifer. One night, Mike invites his mother over for dinner. All thru the night, Mrs. Smith watched Mike and Jennifer interact, and was pretty sure there was more than met the eye. Mike saw his mother watching them and assured her that they were just roommates. A few nights later, Jennifer went to Mike with a problem. "Ever since your mother was here for dinner, I have been unable to find the gravy ladle. Do you think she took it?" Mike replied, "I doubt it, but I'll e-mail her and ask her anyway." Mike sat down at the computer and composed the following e-mail: Dearest Mother, I'm not saying you did take the gravy ladle, and I'm not saying you did not take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains, since you were here for dinner, we have been unable to find the ladle. Love always, Mike Two days later, Mike received the following reply from his mother: Dearest Michael, I
The Real Reason...
The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments in a courthouse: You cannot post "Thou shalt not steal", "Thou shalt not commit adultery" and "Thou shalt not lie" in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians. It creates a hostile work environment. -George Carlin
OK it is SO rare that I get on a soapbox. But what the heck is the definition of NSFW here??? I have friends who have had pictures marked NSFW with themselves FULLY clothed but showing a bit of cleevage marked as NSFW. Then I see someone who has a gif as their main picture annimated as FLIPPING US OFF. It was marked as NSFW, but 5 min later was unmarked. Since when has any large corporation in the U.S. allowed any of their employees to flip someone off and not be imiddiately taken to human resources???? I am not a prude... I do not really care what Fubar allows and doesn't. But I thought that the NSFW meant it was NOT SAFE FOR WORK. I am tired of the hipocracy. Either mark ALL photos showing anything rude, crude, or slightly sexually revealing as NSFW or DROP IT and allow everything. If the goal was to make Lost Cherry / Cherry Tap / Fubar safe to be able to be viewed at work, then do not allow such photos as the STRICTIST of copanies would allow you to post on your cubic
When I Think About You Love :d
No food in the house will be safe... aaaayyyeee!!!
If The...
If the cops didn't see it, I didn't do it! -George Carlin
Stupid People
LICENSE TO STEAL Two Kentucky men tried to pull the front off a cash machine by running a chain from the machine to the bumper of their pickup truck. Instead of pulling the front panel off the machine, though, they pulled the bumper off the truck. They panicked and fled, leaving the chain still attached to the machine, their bumper still attached to the chain, and their license plate still attached to the bumper. IN THE BAG A "tourist," supposedly on a golf holiday, stood in line at the customs counter. While making idle chatter, the customs official thought it odd that the golfer didn't know what a handicap was. The officer then asked the tourist to demonstrate his swing. He did - backwards. A substantial amount of narcotics was found in the golf bag. MADE FOR TV Guns For Hire, an Arizona company specializing in staged gunfights for Western movies, got a call from a 47-year-old woman who wanted to have her husband shot. She was sentenced to four years in jail. DO YOU
I Think...
I think it's the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately. -George Carlin
A Few New Pics
Just a quick note to let our friends and fans know we've got some new pics up! Camping pics coming soon! I've hit my limit for rating pics, but have continued to comment! In fact, the wife and I have enjoyed checking our other's sexy pics, so let us know if you have any that we've missed! Cheers, Mark and Lina p.s. thanks for those that have stopped by, rated and commented! you know who you are!!!
Tooooo Funny
If you have raised kids (or been one), and gone through the pet syndrome, including toilet flush burials for dead goldfish, the story below will have you laughing out LOUD! Overview: I had to take my son's lizard to the vet. Here's what happened: Just after dinner one night, my son came up to tell me there was "something wrong" with one of the two lizards he holds prisoner in his room. "He's just lying there looking sick," he told me. "I'm serious, Dad. Can you help?"I put my best lizard-healer expression on my face and followed him into his bedroom. One of the little lizards was indeed lying on his back, looking stressed. I immediately knew what to do. "Honey, "I called, "come look at the lizard!" "Oh, my gosh!" my wife exclaimed. "She's having babies." "What?" my son demanded. "But their names are Bert and Ernie, Mom!"I was equally outraged. "Hey, how can that be? I thought we said we didn't want them to reproduce,"I said accusingly to my wife. "Well, what do you want me to
Threesomes Of Roses…
Yesterday, all in all, was pretty damn wonderful. This is a nice follow up to Tuesday I might add. -- Tuesday: Bran, knowing that I was just barely this side of full-blown meltdown, did one of those things where I don’t need to question how much he loves me. He stayed up most of the night on the phone with me Monday evening because I’d had a bad night. Then he sent me to bed while he waited for the busses to start running my direction. I still have his transfer, taped to my wall, showing that he was getting on a bus in the wee hour of 5:45 in the morning to come spend the day with me. We snuggled. We Napped. We might have had the neighbors considering calling the cops. (he likes to bring out the screamer in me sometimes). All in all, he gave me a day of love that I’ll never forget. -- Thursday: I thought I had a job interview. What I actually had was two hours of rigorous testing to see if I was even worthy of an interview. Needless to say, I
All Harleys.................
All weekend!
Yet Another Downrater
Sighs - the madness never ends... 'lillygirl'
Fatal Things To Say To Your Pregnant Wife
17. "I finished the Oreo's." 16. "Not to imply anything, but I don't think the kid weighs forty pounds." 15. "Y'know, looking at her, you'd never guess that Pamela Lee had a baby." 14. "I sure hope your thighs aren't gonna stay that flabby forever." 13. "Well, couldn't they induce labor? The 25th is the SuperBowl." 12. "Darned if you ain't about five pounds away from a surprise visit from that Richard Simmons fella." 11. "Fred at the office passed a stone the size of a pea. Boy, that's gotta hurt." 10. "Whoa! For a minute there, I thought I woke up next to Willard Scott!" 9. "I'm jealous. Why can't men experience the joy of childbirth?" 8. "Are your ankles supposed to look like that?" 7. "Get your *own* ice cream." 6. "Geez, you're awfully puffy looking today." 5. "Got milk?" 4. "Maybe we should name the baby after my secretary, Tawney." 3. "Man! That rose tattoo on your hip is the size of Madagascar!" 2. "Retaining water ? Ye
Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him a... ...super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
I Dare You
SHINEDOWN LYRICS "I Dare You" Hello, let me introduce you to The characters in the show One says yes, one says no Decide - which voice in your head you can keep alive Even in madness, I know you still believe Paint me on canvas so I become What you could never be I dare you to tell me to walk through fire Wear my soul and call me a liar I dare you to tell me to walk through fire I dare you to tell me I dare you to Hello, are you still chasing The memories in shadows Some stay young, some grow old Come alive, there are thoughts unclear You can never hide Even in madness, I know you still believe Paint me on canvas so I become What you could never be I dare you to tell me to walk through fire Wear my soul and call me a liar I dare you to tell me to walk through fire I dare you to tell me I dare you to Hello Hello... I dare you to tell me to walk through fire Wear my soul and call me a liar I dare you to tell me to walk through fire I dare you
Pimp My
Pimp My Tank! Here’s one to read over a morning cup of Joe… When you absolutely, positively must crash that party you weren’t invited to, here’s your ride. It’s sophisticated, yet rugged. The white color scheme and United Nations logo stenciled on the side says “I’m willing to be reasonable about this. Someone must have forgotten to put me on the guest list.” But the smooth-bore 120 jutting from the turret says: “Though, if you’re not going to let me in, we’re gonna have a problem.” Comfortable Corinthian leather bench seats that can accommodate all your scantily-clad groupies - and thick glass portals to keep the paparazzi at bay. Oh, and did we forget the beverage cooler and milspec champagne bottle rack? So when the pansies in Hollywood try to block your entrance to their post-production party in the Hills with their girlie-man Prius hybrids, just put this chick magnet in gear and drive right the hell over them.
As you can read by my profile... I am a forensic investigator for a Sheriffs Dept. and there are some calls I go to that really make me ponder the phrase... WHAT THE HELL???? One call I went on was a death investigation that involved auto-erotica. For those that dont know... its where you choke cut off the air to your partner or if your alone you do it yourself. WTH??? why would anyone want to do this? It confuses me. I am of the thoughts that .... why not find someone and jsut get buck wild and have awesome animal sex that way... whats the facination there?????
Waiting On Time
make me moan, make me groan, make me scream, consume me with passion of a dream. As I wait in the shadows of love I wait for the one sent from above. Passion, lust, greed, desire, seen as sin serves to kindle the fire. Awaiting the one who will awaken my soul destined to find he heart which will make me whole. As I wait with heart in hand, I watch the hourglass spill its sand. Time truely is the greatest distance, wroth with questions, kept with persistance. in hte end when everything is complete, from the tree of life i will eat.
Omg....i Can't Believe I Won!
Wow Just when I thought things wouldn't look up I have had a fantastic two days. Yesterday I finally went to the Spa, which was my B-day present from my Boss back in November. I had a relaxing day of being pampered. Ohh let me tell ya I needed that. Well than this morning at 7am I got an odd number on my cell phone. I usually don't answer numbers I don't recognize but I thought this is crazy it's 7am, who the hell is calling me. So I pick up and it's two DJ's from a local country station that I listen too. I won a freakin VIP package to go see Rascal Flats and Jason Aldean tomorrow night in San Antonio, Tx. Four Tickets, Limo, Vip seats, backstage meet and greet!. Holy fu#@ckin Shit!...Pardon my language! Damn I need to play the Lottery now! WTF! I'm so excited today It's going to be really hard to work!
Last Night Was A Kicker
so i found out alot of things over the past two days... and well haven't really been stressting about it toooooo much... but i have. soo last night i woke up in the emergency room :-p and basically the doctor was like you need to just chill out for a couple of days.... apparently i passed out at work and like unconscious... so yea i woke up in the emergency room like wtf? so yea that was my very interesting night.. haha
Help Her Level Please
she is only 25,000 away from being level 24 so please go show her some love for me! Single And Looking (FAN THEN ADD)@ fubar
Good News For Us Down Fans
CONFORMITY guitarist/vocalist Pepper Keenan, drummer Jimmy Bower (EYEHATEGOD, SUPERJOINT RITUAL guitarist), bassist Rex Brown (ex-PANTERA), guitarist Kirk Windstein (CROWBAR), and vocalist Philip Anselmo (SUPERJOINT RITUAL, ex-PANTERA) — is scheduled to release its long-awaited third full-length album, tentatively titled "Down III", on September 25 through the Independent Label Group (ILG), which is composed of Warner Music Group Corp.'s Asylum Records, East West Records and Cordless Recordings. Producer Warren Riker (CROWBAR, SUBLIME) helmed the effort, for which the band had reportedly composed more than 18 tracks. DOWN bassist Rex Brown recently stated about the CD, "In a few short moons you will be hearing the most fck'n amazing and classic DOWN record ever made. Strap on your seatbelts and enjoy the fck'n ride. This is the real deal, folks; it ain't no bullshit. So smoke whiskey and let me know who's ready!?!" DOWN guitarist Kirk Windstein commented, "We record tunes on two-
Less Than An Hour To Go...
Fooled By Seductions Of Violence...
you think they cant hear you up above? that your deeds go unnoticed... that you place yourself of the pack? checkmate mother fucker. i got you pinned in the corner... six deep behind me, guido in the back. damn right, im entraced by seductions of violence... i hold you by your throat... your excuses leave you like your breath i squeeze your transgressions from you... you have been atoned for.
What A Fucked Up Night
Well I'm sittin here waiting fer a friend to come on so we could talk however never made it, so decided I'd go to bed got into the room and laid down but the phone rings went to answer it and was John but then the damn lights go out so I'm lookin fer some candles an none couldn't see shit... I finally find the cell phone so I could call em back to see what was going on, haven't been feeling to good an he was checkin up on me, but then he's like gimme an hour tell me your needing me, I'm thinkin so you want me to get you out of work (UH HUH)... Guess what he (QUIT) his JOB bout fucking time, it's been coming...I know it may sound stupid to you all however when your man comes home all burnt up it's gonna make you the happiest person in the world....Anyways just thought I'd share this with you....
Who Else Gets Filled With Excitement At The Thought Of.......
It Amazes Me How Blind And Careless Women Get Sometimes
You think im safe you think im the only woman you can trust your husband with. You think im the only woman that wont try to steal him from you. Well honey you are trusting the wrong woman. I am the one woman you should be worried about. You think im safe you think im the only woman you can trust your husband with. You think im the one woman that is safe to call your husband and talk for hours on end. Even without you being there you think its safe. You think when you are spending hours else where instead of at home taking care of your husband that he is home alone being lonely. Well honey you might not be taking care of your own husband but he’s not alone. He is being taken care of. But you think im safe. You think you can trust me to spend time with your husband and not steal him from you. You are trusting the one woman you shouldn’t trust. You think im safe you think im the only woman you can trust with your husband. Well you better thank again because im
Il Be Gone For Awhile
I leave tomorrow for awhile. I have to help my family through a few dont think im ignoring u or have forgotten u.. i dont know when i can be stop by my page every now and then and say u all and try behave like me oh wait um no no no dont do that lol just behave haha xoxo
New Bomber Family Guidlelines (subject To Change)
I wanted to put this back on top so that all the members, new and old can read this... This is a bomber family of people dedicated to fairness and equality. We will accept you as a member if you are serious about helping others more than just getting help for yourself. You must be willing and available to participate on a regular basis or you will not get the help in return. Every family member will get equal help. No one member more than any other. You must be a member for 10 days before you can ask for help in a contest and can only have family help on ONE contest at a time. If you choose to enter multiple contests, you are on your own for all but one of them. If more than one family member is in a contest NO OFFICIAL help can come from the family, so it is better to check with me and let's make sure there is only one family member in any given contest to make sure we are effective at winning the ones we do enter. We bomb for contest that involve winning real priz
There are two ways to be kind: You can tell someone the whole truth or you can plead the fifth. Whatever you do, don't try to pretend you feel something else. The other person can almost always tell you're lying.
Ok Its My Turn
hey there to all my friends its time to help me level up! have all of your friends fan rate and add me as a friend and i will return the favor to them as well. just have them follow my link and then take it all in.
I ask that everyone read this and sign the petition… our Troops to protect “AMERICA”
Beautiful Liar!!!!!!!!! :(
He said, I'm worth it, his one desire I know things about him that you wouldn't want to read about He kissed me, his one and only (Yes) Beautiful Liar Tell me how you tolerate the things you Just found out about You never know Why are we the ones who suffer I Have to let go He won't be the one to cry (Ay) Lets not kill the Karma (Ay) Lets not start a fight (Ay) It's not worth the drama For a Beautiful Liar (Oh) Can't we laugh about it (ha ha) (Oh) It's not worth our time (Oh) we can live without him Just a Beautiful Liar I trusted him but when i followed you I saw you together I didn't know about you then till I saw you with him when, yea I walked in on your love scene slow dancing You stole everything How can you say I did you wrong We'll never know When the pain and heartbreaks over I have to let go The innocence is gone (Ay) Let's not kill the Karma (Ay) Let's not start a fight (Ay) It's not worth the drama For a Beaut
Pressing The Right Button.
I have just been looking at alternative accommodation and most new residencies have hot and cold running water but the only problem is they never tell you which tap is which. And then there are all the light switches. Huh if you ever gets to India then you will know all about light switches. They breed them out there and stick them all on one wall, never label them, never put them in any particular order of logic and so you spend about five minutes each time figuring out which is the light, the fan, the air conditioning, the side light the head light and so on and not forgetting the one in the hallway. Yes, only the best hotel with an internal hallway and kitchen which we always had to buy a washing up bowl, for obvious reasons and a drainer for the draining board. Then there was the toilet brush. Yes, honestly, it is a fetish, no that is not the right word, er, no it won't come anyway what I mean is some things you just cannot leave to the room boy. If you have never been to In
Never B Afraid
I'm not going to say I love fubar. That would be gay. fubar is totally a dude. But I do enjoy the free service offered and the place to write stupid things like this. But sometimes, things on fubar just pop out at me as so incredibly moronic that I feel compelled to become a pompous ass. "If you post content that is offensive, adult, or NSFW (Not Safe For Work), your account will be deleted." That is a fubar policy it seems. Which is moronic because fubar provides a NSFW tag for the content we can upload. Go ahead, load your content, and if it's not safe for work just mark it as such. But if you post that content, fubar will delete you. That's like saying... oh hell. Even I am bored with this damn entry. Boobs are neat.
I Am The Terminator!!!!!!
You scored as The Terminator, The Terminator can be good or evil. It just depends on who's manipulating his circuits. When he's evil, he's a killing machine. When he's good, he's---well, a killing machine. He often comes back in time to protect certain human beings from other Terminators. He has no sense of stealth or subtlety and will do whatever it takes to accomplish his mission. He has a curious penchant for sunglasses and seems to enjoy mimicking human slang. The Terminator83% Maximus75% Captain Jack Sparrow67% William Wallace63% Batman, the Dark Knight58% The Amazing Spider-Man58% James Bond, Agent 00750% Indiana Jones50% Neo, the "One"42% El Zorro
Its Me
hey yall i just wanna thank all the people who support the troops. and for those of you who dont then fuck off. but neways got good news the other day, my company is goin home at the end of nov. we are all so happy. so that means well be home for x-mas. just wanna let yall know that your support means alot to all of us. keep it up yall i love u guys
Smart I Am
You have a sexual IQ of 130 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at
Clean Up
going to clean up my friends list.there are people i don't talk to on it .peeps i've tried to talk to but got no answerso it's time to clean up please don't request if you just want points as your taking up room for people who want to be friends .thanks luv you all.
Never Make Someone Your Priority
.....Finally coming to terms, all one way streets sooner or later must come to an end, allowing a relation to be one-sided only lends itself to spoiling beyond recognition, much less acknowledgment. I can neither find fault nor regret the actions or emotions expressed from the relation found at hand. Nor will I ever speak harsh towards her and her actions, as I’m at fault for allowing it to be one-sided, being consumed by the attention both given and received. Playing with a double standard of the attention that was demanded beyond seeing eyes, and that to which was visual, can only proclaim disappointment and discourage. .....Either by chance or fate slapping me in the face with reality, I came across this little quote: Never make someone your priority, when they only make you an option! Forgive me for liking you too much, And I'll forgive you for not liking me enough. Forgive me for missing you so, And I'll forgive you for being so cold. Forgive me for the
Friday Links: Worst Of, Download The O&a Show, New Photos, Interns Needed, Traveling Virus In Detroit, New Videos Online
The Opie and Anthony Show is in 'Worst Of' mode today, so sit back, relax, have a frosty beverage or seven...and enjoy some custom tailored Worst Of Opie and Anthony. Remember kids, if you missed ANY of this week's shows, you can hear them online via Audible: DOWNLOAD THE O&A SHOW 7/27/07 DOWNLOAD THE O&A SHOW 7/26/07 DOWNLOAD THE O&A SHOW 7/25/07 DOWNLOAD THE O&A SHOW 7/24/07 DOWNLOAD THE O&A SHOW 7/23/07 It's about that time again, boys and girls... We're looking for Opie and Anthony Show INTERNS for the fall semester! Gather your cover letters and resume's and APPLY ONLINE NOW! Thanks to E Rock, we have a new batch of O&A Show Photos online: Fez Whatley On The Stripper Pole Les Stroud/Survivor Man visits Opie and Anthony Bret Michaels Visits The Opie and Anthony Show Extreme Male Camel Toe Thursday If you can't be at the show, You can still PRETEND you went there...with an OFFICIAL Traveling Virus T-Shirt, made of real lips and assholes (so we're told... we cou
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Peter Met Sharon
Peter met Sharon in a nightclub. They enjoyed each other's company very much and at the end of the evening Sharon invited Peter to her place, where they quickly got involved in a very passionate and energetic session in bed together. Finally, tired and satisfied, they both lay back in the bed and curled up close to each other. After a short while, Sharon began tenderly stroking Peter's dick. Surprised but appreciative, Peter commented, "Surely you can't be ready for more already?" Sharon replied, "No, but every now and then I get a bit nostalgic, and I miss the days when I had mine.
Update To All That Reads This.
Hello TO everyone, To let you know there has been a couple of updates done to this page if you like to take a look. It isn't much but it is a start. Anyway there will be regular updates to be done here as time goes on. A little more activity and to get more to add us as friends. Never Know this could come in handy. I never thought this would happen to me and now I am all for Helping and trying to spread the word about Drinking and Driving. It Hurts Ouch. Anyway for those of you who are already in our friends list thank you for sticking around and hjope to hear more from all of you. And if you have a site we can post here to give info on drinking and driving or other support sites pertains to all this would be greatly appreciated. Thank You. P.S. If you have Photo's and or Stories to share that would be awesome also. Take Care and Be Safe.
Wake Up Lol
well this is jodie again and im posting a new one today cuz the old ones didnt seem to work.good morning to all of the fubar family, thats right i said famiy cuz thats what yall r to me.all i ask is that u drop by and leave a comment or two. im not a point whore first of all i just wanna make lots of friends.i only have a few friends aside from fubar friends and i get real lonely.i do want yall to read this cuz it heps me,you may not have faith in fate but fate has faith in you, thats my philosofy.please take the time to read this and maybe it will help u is a journey and there r several obstacles in the way, you either jump over them or u go right through them like i do.i have had a lot of terrible stuff happen to me over the last year like my loving mother dying in a car accident in feb.,i almost died on an airplane cuz my sugar was 908 and i went into a comma and this i find out that i have severe diabetes too .well i think i may be boring u but its true so stop and read t
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Oh Baby Oh
One night , after the couple had retired for the night, the woman became aware that her husband was touching her in a most unusual manner. He started by running his hand across her shoulders and the small of her back. He ran his hand over her breasts, touching them very lightly. Then, he proceeded to run his hand gently down her side, sliding his hand over her stomach, and then down the other side to a point below her waist. He continued on, gently feeling her hips, first one side and the the other. His hand ran further down the outside of her thighs. His gentle probing then started up the inside of her left thigh, stopped and the returned to do the same to her right thigh. By this time the woman was becoming aroused and she squirmed a little to bette r position herself.The man stopped abruptly and rolled over to his side of the bed. " Why are you stopping darling?" she whispered. He whispered back, " I found the remote!"
What Libras' Are!
Libra is the seventh Sign of the Zodiac, and it is at this point in the Zodiac that we start to see a shift. While the first six Signs of the Zodiac focus on the individual, the last six focus on the individual's contact with others and with the world. Librans are first and foremost focused on others and how they relate to them. We can call this the Sign of partnership. For a Libran, everything is better if it's done as a pair. Librans are good when paired up, too, since they epitomize balance, harmony and a sense of fair play. While they are true team players at work, their favorite partnership is at home: marriage. Librans feel most complete when they are coupled up with their lover, forever. Librans are considered by many astrologers to be among the most civilized of the twelve signs. Often good looking, they exude certain elegance, charm and fine taste. As lovers of beauty and harmony, both in art and life, their nature is gentle and kind. Pleasure oriented people, Libras are int
When Not To Put A Hypen In Your Name
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Tgif...have A Great One!
TGIF!!!! I sure glad it is Friday! And to all my Fu friends.....much love!
Calling all ct friends the contest posted by Thomas is on.Please help me win. Thank you,love you all
The Accident
Ok I was on my way home from work. I worked in Huntington Beach and lived in Long Beach at the time. I was headed up Valley View from the beach and I was almost to the 405 (San Diego freeway). The traffic was pretty heavy (as it always is in the afternoons in Southern California), so I split traffic. (If you aren't sure what this is, it's where people ride their motorcycles between the lanes of stopped/slow traffic. It's a common practice in So Cal.) The facts of the accident I had to get from eyewitness accounts and from the police accident report. I still have no recollection of the actual accident. I was splitting traffic and someone abruptly changed lanes into me, forcing me to rear end a station wagon that was going about 45 or 50 miles per hour slower than me, causing me to come to a rather sudden and abrupt stop. ( I often refer to this as the part where I "wore" a station wagon.) The next thing I remember, is someone pulling the shattered remains of my helmet off of
Just A Qick One(story)
I was standing at the counter, idly flipping through a magazine. I heard your footsteps, but thought nothing of it. You wrapped your arms around my waist and pressed yourself against my back. I patted your hand but kept looking at my magazine. "Are you horny right now?" You asked suddenly, as your hands started to rub my chest and nipples. "Hmm, well I could be," I said teasingly. You suddenly pinched my nipples hard, almost to the point of blinding pain. "That's not what I asked you," you said, your voice very stern. "Yes I am horny right now" I said without a lie, as my cock sprang to fully hard. Your fingers loosened their grip on my fingers, and started to twist them. I could feel your nipples rubbing against my back, so I knew you were enjoying this too. You slid your hands down to my pants, and quickly undid them. They fell to about half way down my thigh, which was plenty for what you needed. Without warning you grabbed my cock and began stroking me quickly.
How's Your Karma?
You Have Fantastic Karma You are a kind, sensitive, and giving person. And all your good deeds will pay off - if they haven't already. But you're not so concerned with what you get in return anyway. You have an innate caring nature - and nothing can change that! How's Your Karma?
Whats Up With Fubar
last night the site crushes my wife has said i been doing mumms but i'm banned from fucking mumms
Thank You For Being The Heart Of My Life
Thank you for being the heart of my life, Harboring me in the arms of your love, Anchoring me in the rock of your faith, Needing me, that I not be in vain, Knowing me well, yet loving me still. You are the island I've found in my sea, Ocean I dwell in and deep where I dive, Unfailing heaven and passionate earth.
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Slippery (storie)
She stood in the kitchen, looking at the aftermath of the "cookout". Most of the mess was disposable and she disposed of it. But all that cut-up fruit needed to be put away, so she resigned herself to the task and started placing it back in containers to be put in the refrigerator. She had spent a couple of hours cutting up peaches, bananas, grapes, plums, and strawberries, so her guests could have daiquiris or sangria, or whatever they wanted to make the party more festive. There was quite a bit left, and she knew if she didn't put it away, it would go to waste. He had been out in the back, stacking up the lawn chairs and picking up wet towels. It had been a lot of fun seeing all their old friends again. But he was glad it was over and they would have some time to themselves before the kids came home tomorrow. As he walked into the kitchen, he stopped short and just stared at her long, tanned legs as she stood near the counter. She was busy tidying up and didn't notice him watc
This is just a blah blog. I am very tired... but for some reason i cant get to sleep. So i am going to sit here and ramble on for a while about nothing, anything, everything, just whatever pops into my head. I am just going to let my fingers type and whatever comes up on screen is what is going into this blog. Aquatic chickens!!!! Don't ask me where that came from. I know that it is a saying that my mate dark_lily used to say when she was at school... but i dont quite remember its origins. Will have to ask her about that again one day... or you guys can... whoever reads this.. which probably will be only a couple of people... cant say i am not Cars suck. Well, they dont really but mine is being a biatch at the moment. But i wont go into that. Considering that the problem with it is most likely just the battery. I want to sleep... why cant i just close my eyes and drift away into dreamland.... instead of closing my eyes and just laying there for what feels like hours an
Icp Rocks
Alabamee Preacher!
This was the scene at church one day in an Alabama town. . . The preacher started off. . . "Someone in this Congregation has spread a rumor that I belong to the Ku Klux Klan. This is a horrible lie and one which a Christian community cannot tolerate. I am embarrassed and do not intend to accept this. Now, I want the party who did this to stand and ask forgiveness from God and this Christian Family." No one moved. The preacher continued, "Do you have the nerve to face me and admit this is a falsehood? Remember, you will be forgiven and in your heart you will feel glory. Now stand and confess your transgression." Again all was quiet. Then slowly, a drop-dead gorgeous blonde with a body that would stop traffic rose from the third pew. Her head was bowed and her voice quivered as she spoke, "Reverend there has been a terrible misunderstanding. I never said you were a member of the Ku Klux Klan. I simply told a couple of my friends that you were a wizard unde
Accept the differences between you and a beloved. The more you work to embrace them, the more energy you'll save. So you may never see eye to eye -- big deal. Your differing opinions might be to your advantage.
Last Day!!! Come One Come All To Help Hot Momma!!!!!
Come on guys she works her ass off for friends and for ppl she doesnt even know! Lets help her get this one!!!Contest ends Friday ..This is a tight contest
1. If you are choking on an ice cube, don't panic. Simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat and, presto, the blockage will be removed. 2. Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold them while you chop away. 3. Avoid arguments with your wife about lifting the toilet seat by simply using the sink. 4. For high-blood-pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. Remember to use a timer. 5. A mousetrap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button. 6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you will be afraid to cough. 7. Have a bad toothache? Smash your thumb with a hammer and you will forget all about the toothache. 8. Sometimes, we just need to remember what the rules of life really are: You only need two tools - WD-4
Marine Dictionary
0 Dark 30. Very early in the morning, pronounced oh, dark thirty. [Editor's Note: A lot of people have complained that a Marine would not call the numeral zero an "oh". That is possibly correct but it was pronounced in that unorthodox way when it was first used in the 1960s, possibly to add emphasis to the phrase.] 030SHIT. Pronounced "Oh three, Oh shit." Military Occupational Specialty of a junior infantry officer. I Corps. (Vietnam) The northernmost of four corps areas in South Vietnam. I Corps was the province of the U. S. Marines while II, III and IV Corps were U. S. Army areas. Pronounced eye-corps. I Marine Expeditionary Force A Marine Air Ground Task Force (MAGTF) of the primarily composed of the 1st Marine Division, 3rd Marine Aircraft Wing, and 1st Marine Logistics Group. Among Marines, it is common to pronounce I MEF as "eye mef", "first mef", or "one mef". The 1st Marine Expeditionary Force is commanded by a Lieutenant General. (I stole this from Wikipedia so I
I Want To Make You Smile As You Make Me
I want to make you smile as you make me. I wish you saw my thoughts right through my eyes. You ask me what I'm thinking. I can't tell you. You are the stars, and I the empty skies. In me there is a yearning ever flowing That needs to reach an end that never comes. I cannot be myself without you with me. This is a truth no wisdom ever plumbs. You laugh, and say that I'm your personal angel, And this is what I want so much to be. The beauty of my life is like a passion That blows right through the person that you see.
Fat People Rock!
So I'm talking to one of my clients, and I say, "There's nothing wrong with being fat, if that's how YOU are happiest. But don't fool yourself into thinking that everyone else should think it's ok for you to be fat, or that in being fat you are also as healthy as a person who is at their goal weight." She responds with, "You keep telling me I'm fat, I hate that word, it's not like I need you to remind me I'm fat!" I used to be fat, super fat, it's not like it's something you forget! What's wrong with the word fat? It's a description, like saying someone is tall or short or skinny or blonde! What I can't say the word "fat" because I'm not fat? It makes no sense. And I'm so tired of people whining and whining about the way they look and doing nothing to change it. I understand food addiction, for crying outloud this is what I DO for a living! But let's be PROACTIVE instead of REACTIVE for crying outloud! Okay... I'm done. :D
Can I say... how much I HATE packing. Or how much I HATE moving. *sigh* Just 3 more nights here in good ol Hickory. Then I'm gone to the new chapter in my life. :( I'm going to miss all my friends here and family.
Marine Quotes
"Being ready is not what matters. What matters is winning after you get there." (Lieutenant General Victor H. Krulak, USMC, April 1965.) "You don't hurt 'em if you don't hit 'em." (Lieutenant General Lewis B. Puller, USMC, 1962.) "Retreat Hell! We're just attacking in another direction." (Attributed to Major General Oliver P. Smith, USMC, Korea, December 1950.) "Goddam it, you'll never get the Purple Heart hiding in a foxhole! Follow me!" (Captain Henry P. "Jim" Crowe, USMC, Guadalcanal, 13 January 1943.) "Come on, you sons of bitches-do you want to live forever?" (Attributed to Gunnery Sergeant Dan Daly, USMC, Belleau Wood, June 1918.) "Once a Marine, always a Marine!" (MSgt Paul Woyshner, a 40-year Marine, is credited with originating this expression during a taproom argument with a discharged Marine.) "I can't say enough about the two Marine divisions. If I use words like brilliant, it would really be an under-description of the absolu
She Rules!
GamerChick just made me the coolest pic: She's the awesomest! GamerChick Wifey (fubar) to "XXX"@ fubar
My Brother
my brother and our family needs prayers brother is 31 has 5 kids and works more then full-time as a mechanic ..yesterday at work while balancing a tire it blow up in his face and he has not had sight sense plz keep all of us in your prayers we need it he goes to the eye dr this afternoon pray its only temporary
"Spirit. It cannot be broken and it cannot be stolen away. A victim in the throes of despair might feel otherwise, and certainly the victim's "master" would like to believe it so. But in truth, the spirit remains, sometimes buried but never fully removed."... The physical powers of the body cannot be separated from the rationale of the mind and the emotions of the heart. They are one and the same, a compilation of a singular being. It is in the harmony of these three--body, mind, and heart--that we find spirit. Ultimately and inevitably, they fail. This I must believe. If the flame of the spirit's candle is extinguished, there is only death, and the tyrant finds no gain in a kingdom littered with corpses. It is a resilient thing, this flame of spirit, indomitable and ever-striving. In some, at least, it will survive, to the tyrant's demise."... Spirit. In every language in all the Realms, surface and Underdark, in every time and every place, the word has a ring of stre
Drifting In Passion
Drifting in Passion Inspiration starts to fade as the wine takes hold Drifting in a passion that cannot be spoken Desire building, burning starting to seep through The darkness will bring me closer to you Emotions grasp a strong hold Drifting in a passion that cannot be spoken All control is lost, forgotten Darkness leads me to his arms Whispers call my name, commanding me Drifting in a passion that cannot be spoken Pain scraps the surface of skin Blood a delicate thing Teeth begin to sink, flesh begins to break Drifting in a passion that cannot be spoken Life bring death and death brings life Rapture claims my soul Fire burns deep inside, takes control Drifting in a passion that cannot be spoken Now awakened from his slumber His words burn through me like an inferno Night, darkness his only salvation Drifting in a passion that cannot be spoken Dawn appears with haste Once again alone My Darkness gone Swallowed by the shadows My soul is vacant u
Important Notice - Food Recall Warning
There's a recall notice for several different products made by Castleberry Food Company.  They might be contaminated with botulism, which can kill.  The products are sold not only under the Castleberry name, but several others as well.  You can read the story here.  You can see the recall list here.tag: health, recall, illness, disease, botulism, news-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-Ave Satanas!Join me at Fubar.comGet paid to surf the web with        
Distractions, How Do I Know.
What a silly question that is. Subject. By the time this is finished it could be one of about ten thousand things because that is what life is filled with distractions. Well that is what I think anyway but it could be something to do with having a low boredom threshold and a short attention span as well as bad short term memory. Actually it is more to do with being a butterfly and flitting from one thing to another but at least I learn along the way. Well I had to. As this is a test blog and I have done quite a load of wittering today there is really not much to say but it was fun trying. What I do not know is the limit of this blog entry so I will type for as long as I can and then post but first copy it into word for safekeeping. That I learned the hard way have sat for hours keying in on Myspace only to have it either freeze up on me, expire or be too big. I am trying to figure out this site out too because having asked two questions and not had replies I guess it is a case
Bulletin Of Removal I Wanted To Save.
Yesterday's Bit of Drama will not Happen Again.There are 423 on Friends List.If you have Displayed Friendship Towards me or The Kingdom of Wolves.You might have nothing to Gripe About.If your Lucky 150 will stay on Board this Circle of Aqaintences.Whom I Actually Concider a Friend.There are 302 Fans of this Amount 150 will Stay.There are 406 Fans of.It's up to you all to Remove me.I have Real Loving Family,mostly Kingdom Family.That means the World to me.Or Friends of Kingdom Fam.Or Friends that have Showed me a Great Friendship.Some of you have been Friends since the L.C. Days.You all have nothing to Worry about either.If you Wear a Heading that I Feel is Degrading like what Happen'd yesterday.Instead of a Shoutbox Conversation I'm just gonna Delete your Worthless Puke Ass.Simple,over an Done.As Friends all I Desire or need are Lovers of the Wolf.or Natives etc.If you Don't Admire The Wolf or the Natives(Indians)Get the Fuck Out.My Family an Friends who are Natives.Are The Best Most L
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Perfect Password
A woman was helping her husband set up his computer, and at the appropriate point in the process, told him that he would now have to enter a password, something that he would use to log on. The husband was in a rather amorous mood and figured he would try for the shock effect to bring this to his wife's attention. So when the computer asked him to enter his password, he made it plainly obvious to his wife that he was keying in.... P.... E.... N.... I.... S.... His wife fell off her chair laughing when the computer replied: PASSWORD DENIED - NOT LONG ENOUGH....
Friday, July 27, 2007 Merc Oppos Sat You are likely to distance yourself from others now, feeling the need to withdraw and reflect. Your thoughts are inclined to be heavy, critical, and pessimistic at this time, so it would be good to realize that you are only seeing part of the picture and perhaps seek the advice of an older, experienced person who has passed through some of the challenges you face. This can also be a time of leaving, separating from friends, and choosing a new way.
All These Points
Ok I have got to take a chance on looking stupid here, but being new to this I justta ask. What in the green grass of nature are we supposed to do, with all these points we aquire? I have them and don't know what to do with them. Someone wanna answer this for me? You can bet I would appreciate it. Thank You
I'm Moving To Ohio...
And I need some help from anyone that lives there on what the fuck there is to do up there. Moving from Ft. Lauderdale to Cambridge is a huge change for me, especially since I've been here since I was about 2. I've already heard that the music scene is pretty good as well as the theme parks...but I want to know what's fun to do from someone who really knows how to have fun. Let a girl know please!
About Fubar
i think i love this site to be a big girl like me in the real world you dont get told that you are beautiful 50 times a day. and then i get on here and have photo comments saying how beautiful i am it is a real confidence booster. i love the fact that people on here are not as rude as people you see on the street they are not as critical. i mean i know that i am not ugly by any means but i aint no supermodel either i am just simply average and i am fine with that but thank you for all the wonderful comments i get from people on here it really helps and if everyone was as nice as the people that visit my page then people would really start feeling better about thenselves! SO AGAIN I SAY THANK YOU TO ALL THE GUYS GIRLS BOUNCERS AND EVERYONE WHO VISITS MY PAGE I LOVE YOU ALL KISSES!!!!!!!
It is seriously sad when someone asks for help and you give them all the help they need, but when they ask for help in return they are blown off like a bad habbit. We all call ourselves friends and show it in no way. There are certain ones I will help, but from now on no one needs to ask cause I will plainly tell you to kiss my ass.
The Divorce Letter
Dear Husband, I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you for good. I've been a good woman to you or seven years and I have nothing to show for it. The last two weeks have been hell. When your boss called today to tell me that you had quit your job, that was the last straw. Last week, you came home and didn't notice that I had gotten my hair and nails done, cooked your favorite meal and even wore a brand new negligee. You came home and ate in two minutes, and went straight to sleep after watching the game. You don't tell me you love me anymore, you don't touch me or anything. Either you're cheating or you don't love me anymore, whatever the case is, I'm gone. Have a good life. Your EX-Wife P.S. If you plan on trying to find me, don't. Your BROTHER and I are moving away to West Virginia together! Reply: Dear Ex-Wife, Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter. It's true that you an
Thought For The Day - 27 July 2007
Random Chuck Norris Fact:Chuck Norris drinks napalm to quell his heartburn.
L.u.v. Club Member Needs Help!
Dana, a member of our one and only affiliate, L.U.V. Club needs help in a contest. Please, go show her some love! This contest is over on Friday, August 3rd at 1 p.m. She's currently in 3rd. Let's get her into first!
Part 6: Word
from my friend cecil jacob > >God’s armour - Part 6: The Word > > > >" …AND THE SWORD OF THE SPIRIT, WHICH IS THE WORD OF GOD. " > >EPHESIANS 6 : 17 > > > >So far, all your armour has been “defensive.” Now you must put on the > >one piece which is “offensive.” The sword referred to here was a > >large dagger, used for fighting at close range. > > > >Understand this clearly: you’ll have to stand toe-to-toe with your > >enemy! To defeat him, you’ll need to know how to use the Word of God, > >because it’s “…living…Sharper than any double-edged sword, it > >penetrates…it judges the thoughts and attitudes of the heart” (Heb > >4:12 NIV). God’s Word can determine with pinpoint accuracy exactly > >what’s going on in your life. When you come face to face with the > >devil, it’s the only weapon capable of rendering him powerless. > > > >But to use it, you must first know it! It must become your automatic > >response to every challenge. If a situation calls for thanksgiving,
A Girl
~i Dont Play When It Come To My Money~
this blog was posted on my other some parts may throw you off....but keep reading and give your feedback please. i just really need to VENT today..cus i swear there are some TRIFE folks in this world.... i filed my income tax back in feb. and got it back in like a week....but then after i got my money i got a letter from the irs stating that they owed me some money and they would be sending the rest of the money. so i told the person that done my taxes about the letter and she was like oh okay, ill be on the look out for it. so some weeks passed...till no check or deposit in my bank account... so i call the irs to find out whats going on....they tell me i needed to talk to the person that done my find out where the money i called the broad again to see if the money had been posted in her account or if she knew what was going on. so she is so full of it...she goes to tell me well i don't know what they are talking about becau
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I'm Leaving This Stupid Country!
Hi there just wanted to say that I'm moving from this stupid country ie Italy. And I'm never coming back to it again. I'm moving to Dyess AFB in Abilene Texas with my oh so gorgeous 7 & 1/2 month old son, Cristian James. I cant wait cuz I'll be close to my family and my best friend. I just cant wait to come back to America, WOOHOO!!!!!
To Women Everywhere From A Man Who's Had Enough
TO WOMEN EVERYWHERE FROM A MAN WHO'S HAD ENOUGH: Learn to work the toilet seat. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us bitching about you leaving it down. ALL men see in only 16 colors. Peach is a fruit, not a color. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us. We refuse to answer. Don't cut your hair. Ever. Long hair is always more attractive than short hair. One of the big reasons guys fear getting married is that married women always cut their hair, and by then you're stuck with her. Birthdays, Valentines, and Anniversaries are not quests to see if we can find the perfect present yet again! If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear. Sometimes, we're not thinking about you. Live with it. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepa
Little Johnny's At It Again
Little Johnny's at it again..... A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, "Everyone who thinks they're stupid, stand up!" After a few seconds, Little Johnny stood up. The teacher said, "Do you think you're stupid, Little Johnny?" "No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!" * * * * * * * * * * * Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold cream on her face. "Why do you do that, mommy?" he asked. "To make myself beautiful," said his mother, who then began removing the cream with a tissue. "What's the matter?" asked Little John ny. "Giving up?" * * * * * * * * * * * The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn't paying attention in class. She called on him and said, "Johnny! What are 2 and 4 and 28 and 44?" Little Johnny quickly replied, "NBC, FOX, ESPN and the Cartoon Network!"
Last Time!!!!!
This is the last time I am postin this before I permanantly leave the site for REAL this time...... And just for the record.. NO I dont have any money.... No I did not pay for my VIC status on here... A wonderful girl of mine surprised the shit out of me and suprised me and bought me a 1 month VIC..... And I am NOT saying her name.. WHY?? Because I dont need fuckin people gettin on her now about her not buying them a VIC 1 month package.... But all that matters is she knows who she is and she knows I love her to death... I am in last place now in my contest.. ppl who I helped in their contests right away .. Never came to help me in mine . Not even am email back or shout back when I asked them if they could please come help me out in my contest.... They ignored me... Sooo well now I no how that goes now.... :( So I was hopeing that was gonna buy me a renewal of me another 1 month VIC... If I was in 1st or 2nd or 3rd place. and 1 a 1 month blast or 1 month VIC either or...
This was written by a black gentleman in Texas and is so funny. What a great sense of humor and creativity!!! I totally love this and it raises a good point. When I born, I BLACK , When I grow up, I BLACK , When I go in sun, I BLACK, When I cold, I BLACK , When I scared, I BLACK, When I sick, I BLACK , And when I die, I still BLACK. You white folks.... When you born, you.. When you grow up, you WHITE, When you go in sun, you.. When you cold, you.. When you scared, you.. When you sick, you.. When you bruised, you.. And when you die, you GRAY. So who you calling' colored folks? (The pictures represent the color..When you born, you PINK)
My Pita's Friend Needs Help!
Contest ends at 7 p.m. TONIGHT!!!!!! Please help her!!!
I Think It's Nice.
My sister calls me yesterday to tell me that the people at her job want me to do their craft fair this year. They think my bracelets will do really well and especiall my rosaries since they are always the first to go. I don't mind since it's around the holidays and that'll be a good time to get some extra cash in. If that one goes well there was another one I wanted to do. So let's hope for the best! Guess I better get cracking this weekend and start making bracelets and rosaries! :D
I'll be in wisconsin on aug. 17th and he 18th I'm going to the Miller Brewery Co. It's for my birthday
Memo To Honorable Society Of Wolves
Just a note.... If you are in this family, and need help with a contest or anything else, please let me know. If you don't let me know, we can't help. I hear rumors that many are unhappy and wish to leave this family to join another. If that is the case, all I can say is that I'm sorry to see you go. Wolferz and I have always tried to be very supportive of this family. Again, if we aren't made aware that you are in need of help, we can't help you. Ultimately, the decision to stay or go is yours. The only thing I ask is if you have a problem with something either of us, or someone in the family has done, please come to me. I will do all I can to right the situation. This is not meant to be a desperate plea to keep you here. You must follow your own higher power, heart and destiny. Also, if you are thinking of leaving, or decide to leave, we ask that you not 'bash' this family. Again, we have done all we can to help when we can. I apologize that we don't run this family as
Thank You All For Rating My Pics
Thank You C&T Stash Club Family and Friends for taking time to rate my pics From C&T Stash Club--seejaykaygee--
Thank You All For Rating My Stash
Thank you all to my C&T Stash Club Family and Friends this is for YOU from C&T Stash Club--Seejaykaygee--
It's that time of the year again it seems and I'm growing my moustache and goatee for the end of year cycle rides. I always seem to teeter between clean and this so here we go again. I'll try to get some new pics.
I Will Miss You Tyler
Last night the wife and i were sitting in the office watching the movie "The Bridge to Taribithia" and chatting when the very sad part of the movie came about. If you have not seen the movie or read the book, i am sorry to spoil it but there is a sad part. Anyway, as i am getting over my emotional low beth hops onto the bulliten board she and i manage and she starts yelling "NO NO NO" and crying. At first i could not comprehend what might have happened and could not really tell who had posted but my initial thought was that something had happened to our friend Chuck or to her friend Ragna (his real name eludes me at this moment). I asked her what happened and noticed the post was from a wonderful friend Carrie. She was reporting that our friend Tyler had died the night before (7/25/07 11:30pm PST). Ty'd had a heart bypass 2 years and 10 months before and he barely survived it.. but he did and he thrived. Yes, he has some setbacks from time to time, and yes, he did get sick sometim
Sleepless nights Stale cigarettes Racing thoughts What am I to do now? The pills the doctor prescribed arent working... "Will make you fall asleep." Ha! What a laugh It's failing me My sanity is going I'm starting to fall The littlest things piss me off No control, no emotions Just anger Icy glares, snide remarks Just want to get away 730 am, cold coffee So confused, so frustrated I'm leaving soon Maybe it'll be better there Need caffeine sleep pills nicotine love Anything to make me feel better. ================================================= No sleep again for the 4th night I dont know what I'm doing I need him just to tell me everything will be ok If he can make it, why cant I? But his pills work mine seem to hate me Oh, how lucky he is. I can barely comphrend what my mother is saying it's turning into a buzzing far away sound the tv i
Love Is...
Love is the greatest feeling Love is like a play Love is what I feel for you Each and everyday Love is like a smile Love is like a song Love is a great emotion That keeps us growing strong I love you with all my heart My body and my soul I love the way I keep on loving Like a love I can't control So I remember when your eyes meet mine I love you with all of my heart And I have poured my entire soul into you Right from the very start
I Will Love You Forever
I love you so deeply I love you so much I love the sound of your voice And the way that we touch. I love your warm smile And your kind thoughtful way The joy that you bring to my life everyday. I love you today As I have from the start And I'll love you forever With all of my heart.
Subject: Surgeons Five surgeons from big cities are discussing who makes the Best patients to operate on. The first surgeon, from New York, says, 'I like to see accountants on my operating table, because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered.' The second, from Chicago, responds, 'Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is color coded.' The third surgeon, from Dallas, says, 'No, I really think librarians are the best, everything inside them is in alphabetical order.' The fourth surgeon, from Los Angeles chimes in: 'You know, I Like construction workers...those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over.' But the fifth surgeon, from Washington , DC shut them all up when he observed: 'You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to Operate on. There's no guts, no heart, , no brains and no spine, and the head and the butt are interchangeable.
I thought of you this morning As I always do Just one single thought Helps me see my day through. Your kiss, your touch Especially your smile Just one glance from you Is enough to drive me wild. When I think of the future All I see is you and me For I know my love You are my destiny. My love you enchant me But oh how time flies Soon we'll be old and withered But true love lke ours never dies. So I will cherish each moment Our time together, just me and you And I will think of you each morning Like I always do!
The Pain Inside
Would you hear my cries from miles away? Would you know that I'm suffering just by looking at me? Words I can not express, Pollute my mind, my sould, and my heart. I'm the shadow of what I once was, A shell of myself Hollow inside, and all I can do Is hide behind my facade. Tears have fallen in darkness Heartache a silent assassin. There are no rainbows, no sunshine Only cold, dark hollows. The pain eats at me The fear stabs at me I have no hopes of a better tomorrow Only darkness of the days past.
My heart aches With a lack of love You said you would be there But you told a false truth How can I ever expect to feel again, When my soul is empty? A life worth living? I thought it was you. You have proven me wrong, My heart does not belong with you. Alone again. A world so dark and cold I've tried so hard But my head is below the surface. My heart is now so cold A wasteland is where I now stand A nothingness inside of me My head swims in a bleakness Thoughts of what could have been, Distant memories they are. I'm empty... Emptiness and darkness It envelopes me I've faded to nothing, A darkness more than black.
It was meant to be they said... It's a power s great It won't be challenged. The walls fell The hope died No one believes. Me and you We only thought we existed. Its so cold where I stand. The nothingness takes hold of me I have become that nothing I seek out the weary Their heart I must have For thirty seconds at a time I can feel you again. I lost you... How? I do not know Our love drifted away, I was never worth your time.
Oblivion Answers To My Beckoning
Through this hazy glass I see my true desire Though I cannot grasp it In the palm of my very own hand As time passes on The pain only escalates Through the tendrils of my heart The more I see you The more attached I get To your Aura Beauty, and sense of life Inside I have Already died for now Each time I am Around your presence My heart re-awakes In one form or another I will have to love you At a distance Sit back and watch The time-consuming show If to have is to hold Then just what Will I ever hold Much less Be told Then, that Life goes on, or even Now is not the time… Excuses, Excuses, There is a real reason Despite the fact You want to give Me a teasing… Who are you? What are you? I will never know… If I'm held down by you Then what in the hell Does it matter? You have what you want Go ahead and take it But
Once Vivid
My heart It is black It is cold I have no feeling left It was stolen from me All that I am Behind a blank stare Eyes once vivid So not to be again I am not acknowledged My presence not known Ignored for so long Now I do not live Emptiness is all that I am The darkness my home Shadows are my only friend I'm weary and scared Thoughts of death once frightening Life, always what I wanted Neither am I afraid of My heart, colder than ice.
Help Me Out Friendz....
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Heart Bleeds Full
Love in my heart After so long Something new to me Seems so unreal Please don't hurt me, my beg. My heartcan't take another. You came to me With love so bright The sun and stars Fail to match. My heart bleeds full, A feeling I thought I would never have again. Its all because of you You're my heart My soul Protevt me always That is all that I ask And my heart will bleed full.
No More Mumms For Me.
Last night, I asked if I should comment bomb, or go to bed. It was a legit Mumm. Well ... this is what I came home to to this morning. A mum you have posted has been removed by the 'fubar' admins. This mum was removed because it was either offensive or NSFW (Not Safe For Work) in nature. Please read the Terms Of Service. NSFW CONTENT IS NOT ALLOWED in the public areas of 'fubar'. This mum removal has been recorded and your account will be deleted if it happens again. I guess they think this is funny or something. Corwin, or whoever I am these day.
Tame The Beast
Within me deep Lies a hungry soul Dormant only for The time being… When the time comes It will crawl out Of my mindless exterior… The pain for me Is way too Much to bear I cannot tame my beast Someone please Take away this pain… Though sometimes I try to stop Before I fall In too deep Before my beast Comes out of me To go on a search For its worthless prey. I am not myself today Can anyone explain To me why Before I start To cry?!? Please save me Before my Own monster decides To take me away From this world Of ours, forever… Oh I have A dark secret Which within me Lies way in deep… No one can Kill the beast For it will Always be part of me. At least try To pacify it Back into its Original state… Then and only then Will everyone get A peaceful night's rest.
MySpace Comments & MySpace Layouts Please.. can someone tell me why people hurt people so much lately on the net? Why do they feel the need to make themselves look so much better destroying people? Why? My Gods.... please tell me.
Superglued To Existence
Dead to the world And everyone in it I haunt the horizon As nothing more than A ghost seeking for Life and reason beyond my means. Stuck in this Plane of existence There was nothing For me here Until love coiled Its way between us. You are my everything While all else is pure nothingness Though I may exist in a world In which I no longer belong I still wish to spend Every waking moment with you Being right beside me. I have nothing more to give Then this love which Flows through my veins.
Eternal Slumber Intruded
Death thus awaits For the eternal embrace Which unites us all as a whole. Disturb me not Unless you intend on Spending all eternity within my grasp. Let me suffer in my coma Or tame which plaques my soul From inside out. There one moment Gone the next. Roaring my hopes up Then ripping them to shreds. A job well done For the suffering you caused. Encore encore Why not fire up more?!? Now leave me to wake Refreshed and relived For that will be some time Until then farewell.
Vanity's Chess Game
Vanity be thy game Involve me not in it For whenever stripped of One's own exterior We are only all one in the same. Why would thou Beckon me with Your fumes of stupidity?!? Burning away the fragments of life Right before your very eyes Only for hell to hope For something eternal indeed To welcome you beyond death's door.
Good Morning
good morning my awsome friends,i hope everyone has a wonderfull day and keep smileling,oh and for thoughs who wish to think that just because i have bipolar and think i am a crazy bitch you should tell me so i can take you off my list instead of comments on my pictures you dont have to bother comming to my profile and waist your time rating me and my pictures have a good day
Murdered Salvation
Worth more dead than alive Eternal sleep is my heaven The permanent sanctuary under the soil Undisturbed in this lifeless, silence Leave me to rot in sorrow. Six feet under Worm food and fertilizer Nothing to satisfy my hunger. Rejected by Heaven and Hell both Neither alive nor dead Flesh and blood, buried deep Beyond the means Of any strong mortal's reach. Deemed with crushed ambition The glass is already rusty Blood dried up and long wasted Memories crawling seeping through Me inside and out. An empty shell without a soul Lost and found is the updated status Of my so-called salvation Although did not we obtain it sooner Or is there really such a circumstance That can save or damn my Soul that has already been murdered By the leeches of the church.
The Flaw In A Woman
Sometimes, I drop into the middle of ~Nyne~'s blogs, and read at random. Every once in a while, I am stunned by the content, overjoyed, elated---never disappointed. SO, in the reflected glory of ~Nyne~, I offer a replay of: One Flaw in Woman... By the time the Lord made woman, He was into his sixth day of working overtime. An angel appeared and said, "Why are you spending so much time on this one?" And the Lord answered, "Have you seen my spec sheet on her? She has to be completely washable, but not plastic, have over 200 movable parts, all replaceable and able to run on diet coke and leftovers, have a lap that can hold four children at one time, have a kiss that can cure anything from a scraped knee to a broken heart and she will do everything with only two hands." The angel was astounded at the requirements. "Only two hands? No way! And that's just on the standard model? That's too much work for one day. Wait until tomorrow to finish." "But I won't," t
My Origins That Make Me So Proud To Be A Romanian! This Is Glory~ Honor ~power
Dacia, in ancient geography was the land of the Daci. It was named by the ancient Hellenes "Getae". Dacia was a large district of South Eastern Europe, bounded on the north by the Carpathians, on the south by the Danube, on the west by the Tisia or Tisa, on the east by the Tyras or Nistru, now in eastern Moldova. It thus corresponds in the main to modern Romania and Moldova, as well as parts of Hungary, Bulgaria and Ukraine. The capital of Dacia was Sarmizegetusa. The inhabitants of this district are generally considered as belonging to the Thracian nations. [edit] Name The Dacians were known as Geton (plural Getae) in Greek writings, and as Dacus (plural Daci) and Getae in Roman documents; also as Dagae and Gaete—see the late Roman map Tabula Peutingeriana. Strabo tells that the original name of the Dacians was "daoi", which could be explained with a possible Phrygian cognate "daos", meaning "wolf". This assumption is enforced by the fact that the Dacian standard, the Dacian Draco
My Own Opinion
Shame. I'm going through these blogs and have noticed how petty EVERYONE is being about things. Not getting rated greater than a 1 by noobs..I mean come on maybe they don't know that you HAVE to rate anyone you see a 10. Actually this is not in the Fubar rules. And if it is I didn't read it. I mean if a person sees you as a 2 that is their opinion. We cannot force others to see things our way. I don't take offense of these damn ratings. I see myself as a 12 everyday of the week. We've got more nudity on here than some of the dating sights I've been on and yes I'm going to say it, we also have some who make us women look really bad. Hell we know what the men want to see, but hey if you can't get ahead without showing your ass then getting ahead shouldn't be important. I don't see as many men on here showing their get points or rank around here. So why do we get online to a virtual social network bar and fight and act like children? We go all day in this worl
Power Crunch
"Do you want to experience the ULTIMATE workout? Calasanz is proud to share ""Power Crunch"". I bet you haven't seen anything like this before!"
When I See You Smile
I Want Some Luv, Where's The Luv!?!?! Lol
Hey Everybody..... Something fun to do hehe......... Make me a special personal salute pic of yourself for me! lol. Make it 'clean'..... it can be just a simple pic of you with your face in it and my name either on a body part or paper.Be as creative as you wish, I love creativity! Even if it's just something simple like this one I did...... I've made up a special personal salute pics album to add them in to, so, c'mon, make me smile and get a personal salute pic to me! *says pwease?* lol Love to All!!!!!............xoxoxo's Jade
July 27 To Aug 2nd
I am in New Orleans getting stuff together soooooooooooooo :) Have an incredible weekend if I dont catch ya. XOXOX The Goddess
The Teenager Girl Sitting In The Corner Just Name-...
The Teenager Girl Sitting In The Corner Just Name-Checked Marshall McLuhan. And there is an old man walking around with a Sea Captain's hat on his head. Welcome to the Starbucks in the town where I went to university.Despite my repeated and angry demands, NOW refused to give me the 5,000 words necessary to properly discuss the new Fall Out Boy record. Here are the 130 or so I got. After writing them I actually came to realize that my new favourite thing about Fall Out Boy is Patrick Stump's voice (1). Particularly the fact that it's not just rock-singer-good, but American-Idol-good.This is an important, if obvious, distinction. Liam Gallagher had a great rock star voice. Brandon Flowers is developing a great rock star voice (2). But neither of them would do very well on American Idol (3). Stump, on the other hand, would have dominated AI. If he entered this year's competition, he'd be guaranteed a top five finish. He has that good a voice. A great voice by the standard measure of AI, w
Idol Saves The World, Part Ii...
They're feeding starving children. They're educating the illiterate. They're saving the world, one vote at a time and tonight they'll pat themselves on the back and, presumably, top it all off with another execution, narrowing the field of contestants to five.Because THIS is Idol Gives Back. And this is not a SIMULBLOG, in the classic sense, because to publish only to say that Carrie Underwood sang this or Kelly Clarkson sang that is redundant and, frankly, boring.So I'll pick up the action when the bottom feeders are announced and, of course, clue everybody who's not watching yet into what the much-anticipated SHOCKER! is. And I'll reveal whether LaKisha or Chris is waving goodbye. So there will be spoilers, so you know the drill._______Ryan, after majorly screwing up the opening intro, tells us we're in for the most shocking "result" in show history. Not an elimination, a result. And considering the camera can't stay away from Sanjaya, sitting with his sister in the audience, I'm hol
Never Sleep
So I never sleep hardly anymore, I always find myself staying up as late as I can, I mean I get off work at 10pm anyway so it don't matter I can sleep till like 2pm anyway, but I never want to sleep, I never try to sleep.......I know I need it but I just am scared to.......But that I can't help, I try not to, I only sleep good when someone else is there, and than again I still don't sleep good, only ONE time did I sleep and not worry or have nightmares, and I wish I could cuddle and fall asleep with that woman EVERY night...But I can't right now......
When You Feel Life Sucks
Just Tired..
of all the damn drama with life.. i got a good man. he good to my kids and me. and he respects me in every shape and form.. but i know.. im going on about this.. but im pissed at people.. for judging me on my pass..i understand their point too.. and the safety of their kids too.. hell im over prtective of my kids too.. but i know im not one of them.. sick.. basters.. if i was that bad of a sex offender then why in the hell i got my kids and able to work with kids with aother adults around... tell me that.. i took the sex offenders class when i was convicted and they them selfs told me that im not a preditor or a sex offender... kansas is so fucked up on that shit.. its not funny.. i was lookin through that list last nite.. with my honey.. and there are over a dozen.. of kids at the age 6 to 16 on the register list.. now are they sex offenders? where do we draw the line.. and to up top it off.. people who are on there after the year of 2004 are on there for life. and thank god i was pu
Indian walks into a cafe with a shotgun in one hand, pulling a male buffalo with the other. He says to the waiter, "Want coffee." The waiter says, "Sure, Chief, coming right up". He gets the Indian a tall mug of coffee. The Indian drinks the coffee down in one gulp, turns and blasts the buffalo with the shotgun, causing parts of the animal to splatter everywhere, then just walks out. The next morning the Indian returns. He has his shotgun in one hand, pulling another male buffalo with the other. He walks up to the counter and says to the waiter, "Want coffee". The waiter says, "Whoa, Tonto! We're still cleaning up your mess from yesterday. What was all that about anyway"? The Indian smiles and proudly says, "Training for position in United States Congress: Come in, drink coffee, shoot the bull, leave mess for others to clean up, disappear for rest of day".
Do We Always Believe The Printed Word?
Good Morning. Do you believe everything in print? Well I surely don’t but some do. You may too I have no idea if you do or don’t. The Chicago Sun Times recently published an article that stated “It is impossible to lick your elbow....” Over 75% of people who read this will try to lick their elbow. 38 percent will try to lick someone else's and 62 percent just want to be licked period! Hmm I may have that last tidbit of useless information incorrect…. But the fact is still there…not the licking!!!! PLEASE. Don’t get me started… Ok the fact is still there that most individuals believe anything that is type written. There are reasons books have various classifications.. you know fiction, non-fiction, horror and fantasy…the list goes on…Yesterday I opened an email from a wonderful lady and it was titled “I wonder if this is true” The article was basically statements given by others who apparently did research on an up coming presidential candidate. I will not vote for him either way and
Baby Parakeet
This Is Why I Left Myspace..
WTF!?!?! ok.. is there some "FUBARS BIGGEST DUMBASS" contest goin on that i HAVEN'T heard about?? between the "hey baby wanna see my webcam" {almost az sad az "whats your sign" then dumb dix like "islamicjihaadist" who thinx hez "just that damn kewl" but really JUST THAT damn sad.. az well az all the other jerry springer beebop highschool bubble gum BULLSHIT on here.. i wake up to sum premature ejaculating fucktard who STARTS THE 1ST CONVO w/me EVER w/ the following "silent_scream: lick my dick" NOW IF THAT dont getta girl.. {or a guy who knowz} WHAT will.. but when hez told "ummm no n go away" WHAT DOES THIS all time dumbass do?? "silent_scream: add me" silent_scream@ fubar i gotta tell yal.. im jus too excited to know WHAT to do.. OMG WHAT a turn on.. WHAT a man.. WHAT A MORON!!! we really need ONE SECTION that ALL THE IDIOTS, ASSHOLEZ&FUCKTARDZ of Fubar.. hell of the world HAVE to go & CANT get out.. good thing i waz married yearz ago.. my ex
Fubar Friends
Considering that I have too many friends/Fans now (either just because or because they are actually genuine)I just wanted to take a moment to say Since I'm not going to go through each and every profile stating this. I do have a life. lol
Help Needed Now
Everyone with a salute needs to be in here Now he has lost the lead Lisa has practically been doing this alone (from freelancer's) since it started. We are a couple of members down due to unforseen circumstances. It is only fair that if you cant/wont help then please do not ask for help elsewhere. We are trying to get this person back in the lead.
You Rock
My Home Town Made The National News!
PAINESVILLE, Ohio -- Three men convicted of solicitation will not face a traditional punishment. Instead, Judge Mike Cicconetti will sentence the men to each wear a chicken suit and carry a sign for three hours at the PMC parking lot on Richmond Street. The sign says, "No Chicken Ranch in Painesville," which is a take on the movie, "The Best Little Whorehouse In Texas." The brothel in the movie was known as the Chicken Ranch because during the Depression customers were allowed to pay with poultry. Each of the men will have to wear the suit for an hour.
Can You Hear Me Knockin
Can't You Hear Me ...
Gyneclogýsts Convention ;-))
Saying Goodbye...........for Now.
Well, I seem to be joining a trend among a few of my “family and friends” on Fubar here. Always been more of a leader than a follower, but this time it appears that I am the follower. The time has come where I need to take a bit of a break. My real life has become a bit of a chaotic, hectic mess.(As some of you know, and the new name kind of hints at.) And I need to take time to attempt to straighten out the clusterf*ck that my life has become. Those on here that have become close to me, know how to contact me away from here and I do welcome hearing from them. I won’t be completely gone though, I will pop on from time to time to check things, but for the most part my time on here will be very short and limited for the next few weeks or so. So feel free to drop me some mail. But when/if I do return to Fubar, I look forward to catching back up with those of you on here. I just need time to get my head.........and my life straightened back out again. The Fool formerly known as Raven_JT
Angel Of The Night
Angels of the night, you can not see. Angels of the night, you can not hear. Angels of the night, are there when there is no light. Angels of the night, will keep you safe. Angels of the night, are always in your life. Althought you can not see them, they are always there. Angels of the night, is who I ture to for hlep.
-Remember what self-confidence is: the ability to transform fear into focused thought and action enabling you to see opportunity in danger.
Madame Butterfly
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So I got out of the Air Force in January2007........ I miss it but I don't miss it....I have a picture on my spot here of the place I was mainly stationed, and I miss my brothers and sisters in there, and gosh I wish I could put my uniform on for one more day of active duty and the feeling of pride when I where my uniform. I miss that so much....... I have to admit the military did me good and bad both, but I am not going to go into detail with that. I just have to send a salute to my brothers and sisters out there fighting for what I am doing right now, being free...I did a spell overseas and I wouldn't change it.....Love you all, and I support all service members...........
Last Chance
Ok for those who have sent me messages and comments I so appreciate it and value your friendship a great deal. I have had this posted for plenty of tiem now, so for those who didnt feel the need as of Monday you will no longer be on my list. Some have already been booted. So in the slim chance you didnt bothr to read or feel the need to respond this is your last shot.. Love to all those who have Custom Comments and More @ † Dark Angel Designz †
A Marine Poem
I would like to dedicate this poem to My Brother Chris who is getting deployed to Iraq Soon. 'Twas the night before Christmas, he lived all alone in a one bedroom house made of plaster and stone. I had come down the chimney with presents to give And to see just who in this home did live. I looked all about. A strange sight I did see No Tinsel. No presents. Not even a tree. No stocking by the chimney, just boots filled with sand. On the wall hung pictures of a far distant land. With medals and badges, awards of all kinds, A sober thought soon came to my mind. For this house was different, unlike any I'd seen. This was the home of a U.S. Marine. I'd heard stories about them, I had to see more, so I walked down the hall and pushed open the door. And there he lay sleeping, silent, alone, Curled up on the floor in his one-bedroom home. He seemed so gentle, his face so serene, Not how I pictured a U.S. Marine. Was this the hero, of whom I’d just read? Curled u
Real Punk Music!!!
If anyone ever wants to know the difference between REAL punk music and that commercialism bullshit that they call "punk" music today favorite title "POP PUNK" (how the hell can you be pop....when you're punk? punk is anti establishment...pop is total establishment) then you should look in my stash at the Bad Brains vids I have live at CBGB'S in '82!!! WHat you will see is punk in it's purest,rawest form they way it was MEANT to be. You won't see any lipstick or lip gloss,no piercings...and especially no fucking commercialism bullshit!! Just real music,by real musicians in it's realest form. More classic punk vids coming soon. God Save The Queen....and God Save Bad Brains!! LOL
Mental Issues And Depression
so right now im pretty bored but happy at the same time i got alot of shit on my in otherwords my mind is pretty fucked up right now i got alot of shit on my mind....women.....ok so not so much women im cool with them there cool with me...unless i piss them yea i dont get it i know im a decent person because when people have problems they seek me and tell me there problems and i help them 95% of the time i do a good job with the help i provide but then there burdens are applied to me and that stress of worrying about them sits on my shoulders and im typically cool with it...... so this girl who've i liked forever...and trust me she knows....came to me and asked me for help...well didnt so much ask as just told but whatever not the her problem was she likes this guy she just broke up with and yada yada yada short story shorter he's fuckin up his life....well what the fuck why do girls seem to go to the guy that likes them and spill there guy p
A Moment In Time.
The time is now and end is near, A frame of time captured for a minute, What will you choose to do right now, You only got a minute and the end is here. What you did before or after now, Pushing all other matters back, Into the shadows they now go, So many ways and you ask how. Less talking and more doing maybe the trick, They say actions speak louder so why not, How will you spend the next few minutes, If that's all the time you had before time went tick. Spending it with someone close and dear, Or maybe spending it in solitude with silence, Maybe this frame of time holds a sad moment, Perhaps it's your chance to face a certain fear. Whatever happens now starts a new action, With each action we see new decisions, Each decision brings us through a new day, A new day brings faces us with new interaction.
Talk...but No Action!
I'm not a huge writer, infact I never write! This is mostly for those who knows me.(you know who you are) This is a typical day in my life. It's 16:00 when I finish working. 16:30, I'm at home, feed my cat, grab my Happy Hour Kit *(HHK)**(my smoking kit)and a couple of beers. Get in the car and drive to the river.(Richelieu River) Park the car, take my shirt off, roll a funny stick. I get out of the car, grab my black blanket, football, beers and my H.H.K. I head towards the sunniest part of the park, just on the edge of the river. Lay the blanket down, sit, open one up and take a sip, Ah refreshing! I lick my funny stick and lite it up, take a drag and keeps it in while taking another sip. Now lying down with my head resting on the football like a pillow, I can hear people on thier ankered boats close to the shore and others cheerying and partying with a bunch of people that brought their drums and tam-tams. It takes me atleast one funny stick 2 "Cold shots" cans(Molson Dry
I Have Not Answers To Why>>> Things Happen............
yes Im a very sensitive , n caring person : ive only known hate in my life from 15 yrs. of age up till 44 yrs of age :My life was all pain and tourchure and abuse and threats and hate ; all by hands of my ex who was 12 yrs older than me and I was 15 when all this started : A man , last night shouted to me , saying there be no God ; im delusional; I told him judge me not for I dont judge you or try to change what you belive in : I said to him you know not of my past or what My God brought me out of; To save my life.: He said why Does God save you and not an Eight yr. old little boy that died.; I know not why my God does what he does , I question not My Lord.: But I was saved from death twice in a life time by my Lord and his love.He has a plan . HE knows all and has His time and we all do die becasue of Adam n Eve sinned and we be decendants of them so we are born under that sin. As to why God has taken a small child home , I dont know why . You,ll have to pray to find your answer..
"the day you'll remember is the day you'll lose me" joshua leech 2006 i personally think its a powerful qoute for those who can see the true meening of it thats awesome for those of you who cant but want to sorry cant help i came up with this qoute in a time of depression when i felt an inpending breakup coming and in the end for some reason i was right about the end result and how she would feel. just thought id share a qout i came up with and helped me maybe it can help someone in a similar situation
Just The Begining Ya'll
Well for those who pay attention to my page and actually read my stuff...this will be a place were I will be spewing good things and of me here I iffin ya really wanna know who I am...just a suggestion ya'll....READ MY STUFF!
Worthy Of Tears
Only you have proven worthy of my tears as I try to be stronger than my fears. I watch your eyes close, your body fall like molten stone as you leave me to face the world alone. I have lost the fight, and now I lose what ties I had to life. I miss the way you held me tight and now my nights are filled with strife. My whole self is wracked with guilt and shame, I just want to give up, to quit this game. I am not worthy of your tears, you who were always stronger than fear. There you now lay in a crimson tide, I fear it is to a corpse I now confide. Your spirit has gone home in peaceful rest, Perhaps it all worked out for the best. Only you are worthy of my tears for only you could fight away my fears. You taught me to love, to live, and to laugh and I'm forever grateful for the time we had. You were always worthy of tears... For even now you fight my fears.
Love is a temporary madness. It erupts like an earthquake and then subsides. And when it subsides you have to make a decision. You have to work out whether your roots have become so entwined together that it is inconceivable that you should ever part. Because this is what love is. Love is not breathlessness, it is not excitement, it is not the promulgation of promises of eternal passion. That is just being "in love" which any of us can convince ourselves we are. Love itself is what is left over when being in love has burned away, and this is both an art and a fortunate accident. Your mother and I had it, we had roots that grew towards each other underground, and when all the pretty blossom had fallen from our branches we found that we were one tree and not two.
Check Out My Music Plz
jus uploaded a song that i recorded.. peep it & lemme know what u think about it!! it'z called DA HOTTEST.. THANX ya boi CHO$EN 4rom da city of roses ENJOY DA REST OF UR NITE!!
27 July 2007
Dear Alexa, Here is your AstroSlam for Friday, July 27: Astronauts can see the neediness in your eyes from space -- so don't think for a moment that you look anything other than smotheringly desperate when you casually brush up against a hottie at the coffee shop
27 July 2007
Dear Alexa, Here is your single's love horoscope for Friday, July 27: Looking for love can obviously be discouraging on occasion, but a pity party isn't the place to be. Talk to a friend about your feelings, and plan something fun to give yourself a well-deserved lift.
I Ask Of No Man To Make Me Promises He Cant Keep:>>>then There A Prayer Towards The End..
Men alway say things then dont do; ( as they say) : So make me no promises , tell me no lies ; I have had a life time of tradagies and lies and pain .: Oh Ive had abuse and threats and and beatings too ; I need no pain , I give no pain and I want no pain: It sounds a little out of reality to say no more pain ; But Ill Die if Im to endure any more pain.:As a Woman I expect honesty ; respect and positive out look on live : I want to help others , I have a drive a passion ; A need to help others.; If it be Prayers or physical help , or just a kind word, a smile, a touch . I would do all and more with Gods love guiding me on. I would try to do all I could or can do to show compassing to another human being : I dont judge ; To me all people are beatiful , thought they may have a bitterness and a darkend soul or hate in them , ;;;;;!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Prayer StARTS HERE : God give me strenght to Endure : Ill show love to thine Enimies as God has instructed me to do so , W
Today's Quote Meditate. Live purely. Be quiet. Do your work with mastery. Like the moon, come out from behind the clouds! Shine. -Buddha
The Truth
Lovely song... to see 'the truth' in each others eyes... ♥ Let me tell you why I love him Cause he is the truth Said he is so real And I love the way that he makes me feel And if I am a reflection of him then I must be fly because His light it shines so bright I wouldn't lie no I remember the very first day that I saw him I found myself immediately intrigued by him It's almost like I knew this man from another life Like back then maybe I was his husband maybe he was my wife And even, things I don't like about him are fine with me Cause it's not hard for me to understand him cause he's so much like me And it's truly my pleasure to share his company And I know that it's God's gift to breathe The air he breathes Cause he is the truth Said he is so real And I love the way that he makes me feel And if I am a reflection of him then I must be fly because His light it shines so bright I wouldn't lie (no)ohhhhhhhhh! How can the same man that makes me
Promise By Tracy Chapman
If you wait for me then I'll come for you Although I've traveled far I always hold a place for you in my heart If you think of me, If you miss me once in awhile Then I'll return to you I'll return and fill that space in your heart Remembering Your touch Your kiss Your warm embrace I'll find my way back to you If you'll be waiting If you dream of me like I dream of you In a place that's warm and dark In a place where I can feel the beating of your heart Remembering Your touch Your kiss Your warm embrace I'll find my way back to you If you'll be waiting I've longed for you and I have desired To see your face your smile To be with you wherever you are Remembering Your touch Your kiss Your warm embrace I'll find my way back to you If you'll be waiting I've longed for you and I have desired To see your face, your smile To be with you wherever you are Remembering Your touch Your kiss Your warm embrace I'll find m
So Get This Shit
So I have this problem...............I really like this girl, but I can't do anything about it right now due to unfortunate circumstances and it is just eating me up. I am waiting for her right now, and she to me as well............I am getting it tattooed on my body, and the meaning for it is just more than for a woman it is meaning wait for everything in life and it will come to when it is right, and you may want it now but it is better to wait and be patient..........And I am getting the "I W W" tattooed on my ring finger. and than I have this tattoo drawn up for it going on my forearm, and it looks amazing, check out my myspace if you wish it is awesome, it is my main picture.............I hate having to wait but I know it'll be worth it I really do, but I always find myself wanting to do things with her that we can't right now, and it blows, like can't even give her a kiss or hold her hand and stuff at some points and I want to soooooooooo bad....
Naked Guy
It is all Dave's fault, I think. 3:00 a.m. I crash jars me awake. I think, immediately, "Did I lock my door?" I realize that I probably didn't. I came home in a daze yesterday, crawled into bed at 4 p.m., and failed to even lock the door behind me. I don a robe and creep downstairs, hoping that the crash has been caused by some happening not inside my house and that there are no extra inhabitants of my house. I see nothing amiss. I lock the door, I head back for the stairs. Before I get there, something in the street catches my attention. Someone. He's pacing back and forth on the middle line. Naked. I think, immediately, "Am I losing my mind?" The naked guy starts yelling, which does nothing to make me feel less crazy. Well, maybe a little bit less crazy. Naked guy is upset with Dave. "Hey Dave!" "Dave!" "Dave!" "Lemme in!" "Give me some shorts!" "Shut the fuck up, motherfucker!" "Then call the motherfucking police!" I think to myself, "Not a
Girlfriend Application
This is my girlfriend application! Fill this out if you want to be my girlfriend! Don’t leave any blanks! Basics / Appearance__________________________________ Name: Age: Hair color: Eye color: Number of missing teeth / where they are located: Number of guys trying to get in your pants: Number of partners: Important stuff______________________________________ Will I be able to lift you? Do you have all your appendages? Do you walk upright? Are you a MySpace whore? Are you currently breathing? Does it take you 4 hours to get ready? Do you have to take off your shoes to count over ten? How many guy “friends” do you have? Ever been attracted to your brother? More Questions_____________________________________ Will you leave me for someone else? Ever cheated? Ever use strange objects for sex? How often do you masturbate? Essay____________________________________________ Tell me why you want to be my girlfriend:
To See You Again...
Line on your face don't bother me Down in my chair when you dance over me I can't help myself I've got to see you again Late in the night when I'm all alone And I look at the clock and I know you're not home I can't help myself I've got to see you again I could almost go there Just to watch you be seen I could almost go there Just to live in a dream But no I won't go for any of those reasons To not touch your skin is not why I sing I can't help myself I've got to see you again I could almost go there.... No I won't go to share you with them But oh even though I know where you've been I can't help myself I've got to see you again
Where To Install The Shackles!
So Im going to blog cuz I can. Last friday night was awesome. My roomie, her bf, my bf and a few other people went up to Bound(fetish club) in DC. I got to get all spiffy looking[as a girl, thats always exciting]me and my roomie spent forever getting ready, but anyways. So yeah we get to the club and my bf see's this guy stapped up to the thingy and getting whiped[hence the fetish club] by a Dom and he totaly wants to try it. So he had a few more beers and totaly went for it. He had a dude whip him, The Dom whip him, and then the Dom showed me the different ways to do it and i got to whip him and help the Dom. It was lots of fun. And it was SO hot that my bf wanted to go up there. At first i was slightly jealous because the DomChick was touching him, but i can say the hottness of the marks on his back, and the fact i was getting to whip him with another chick made me forget allll about any jealousy. Needless to say it was a awesome night. My friends and I have gone to Bound man
Qoute Of The Day 7/27/2007
"A man never stands so tall as when he leans over to help a child." - Abraham Lincoln
Pray For My Friend
u all may not know this.. but about a year ago some one i love very much was dieing of a brain tumor.. he is a young man.. not like he has had a ful life.. an death is his peace in this world.. he is only in his 30s has a son thats 14.. lost his true love only to have her as a friend forever.. last year.. he went in with a 50% change to live.. he fell in a coma for weeks.. death at his door knocking.. an we could only pray for god to let us have him longer.. an now its back.. his changes are 98% of living.. :( trust me tears fill my eyes.. an my heart acks like it did the last time i was losing my best friend.. he goes in mon morning.. i dont know if this is my last time to talk to him.. an i hope its not.. he is a wonderful man.. good father.. great cop.. just a all around great man.. fun and just a big goof.. it hurts me to know that this could be it.. i remember dieing with him.. me and his gf at the time.. it was bad.. all we could do was cry.. stopped eating and drinkking.. we jus
Dreaming Of You
When I close my eyes I dream of you. Can't sleep at night 'cause I wanna be with you. Don't want to live, don't want to cry Without you by my side. When I go to sleep at night I ask God to make my days bright. I know he will do it - I know it is true. Because he knows I only want to be with you. I hear your voice inside my head. I can imagine us together again. I know it will happen - I know it is true; Because I asked God if I can be with you. I see you and I together again; Holding hands and feeling the pain. What a beautiful feeling - I wish it were true. But I am only dreaming - dreaming of you.
Sweet Dreams
Am lying here dreaming, Closed eyes and bated breath; Your scent all over me, Feels like a smoke ring . . . Untouchable, unattainable, Uncatcheable; In your arms I am nothing and everything . . . Will you kiss me? Like this, I fall, Tears dripping from helpless lashes That rise and fall like Hunting lips, Wide open to reveal my eyes; Like the searching tongue that caresses And pursues, My open, seeking eyes are revealing you. And if you will only understand me, Believe me when I promise you I am Not going to destroy you, Not going to break you . . . We shall fly untouched, unbreakable, Undeniable . . . Be not afraid when I kiss you, Do not fear that I shall hurt you, But, more truthfully, Do not fear the pain, For pain in love between two hearts Is what makes love far more exquisite Than lust or temporary need . . . And I need you, But like oxygen, Pure and clear, You grant me light, You give me crystalline e
Hugs , Hugs , Hugs,>. This Is A Poem For A Friend I Wrote Underneath The Picture: Diana
MySpace Graphics & MySpace Codes A heart is to treasure : A heart is to feel :A heart cant be measured by past or regrets ; But a heart can love and a heart can heal ; It can know and beat ever so fast : It can have a jump start when some one trys ; Take this heart; oh here of thine ; Place it safely in your being ; Take this heart as a treasuer and dont break it ..As you come to know ; Oh this heart of mine , That knows; No man has love because it was lost in time.; I wrote this poem . Just showing some luv to you to all ; G, Morning ( Friday Morn>) to you TOO ; Diana xoxoxox
Sagittarius. This Is Close Enough To Me.
S • A • G • I • T • T • A • R • I • U • S. The Sexy One Spontaneous. Horny. Freak in Bed. Great when found. Loves being in long relationships. The one. So much love to give. Not one to mess with. Very pretty. Very romantic. Nice to everyone They meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Most caring person you will ever meet! (This was from some survey post earlier, it's pretty damn accurate to me! Hehe)
Dell Pushes Linux
SITE: Engadget Linux has been around for a good number of years. Paving the way for many new technologies, Most of which you have seen on your Windows based Computer. Lets Go over some basics before we get into advantages of Linux / Windows. Linux, DOS, Windows, UNIX, Solaris, FreeBSD, OS/2 are all different Operating Systems (OS). All an OS does (by definition) is gather a computer's resources to be used by programming for the sake of completing a task, chore or job of some sort. Resources being memory, Hard drive space, external drives, and CPU. Programing being things like Notepad, Wordpad, Office Tools, web-browsers, games, and instant messengers. Some would say "Oh no, I only know how to use windows." This is not true. You know how to use a GUI layer on top of a windows kernel. (Kernel = the engine that runs an OS), (GUI = Graphic User Interface). How is Linux different? Well in many ways, it is. But from a user standpoint, nothing. Lets do some Comparisons shall we?
Cheese Puffs ...
Does anyone else remember the blue can of Planter's Cheese Puffs? Those were good. I'm eating Cheetos right now, and they're good, for sure, but ... I miss cheese puffs and cheese balls. What a brilliant idea! That's all. :) Just wanted to share. *Giggle*
Long Distance Love
The beauty of love lasts a life time, but what happens when the relationship is long distance? It's still the same only hundreds (if not thousands) of miles away. When you're in love it doesn't matter if your loved one is in the same city, state or even country. Love has no distance. Your loved one is always close to you in mind, spirit and soul.
You're a sight for sore eyes. In this situation, you're the equivalent of the cavalry riding to the rescue, although you may be startled that this is how other people view you. Don't be modest; you've got what it takes. *raises eyebrow* uhm...translation please?
Portrait Of An Esfj - Extraverted Sensing Feeling Judging
Portrait of an ESFJ - Extraverted Sensing Feeling Judging (Extraverted Feeling with Introverted Sensing) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The Caregiver As an ESFJ, your primary mode of living is focused externally, where you deal with things according to how you feel about them, or how they fit in with your personal value system. Your secondary mode is internal, where you take things in via your five senses in a literal, concrete fashion. ESFJs are people persons - they love people. They are warmly interested in others. They use their Sensing and Judging characteristics to gather specific, detailed information about others, and turn this information into supportive judgments. They want to like people, and have a special skill at bringing out the best in others. They are extremely good at reading others, and understanding their point of view. The ESFJ's strong desire to be liked and for everything to be pleasant makes them hi
I Still Love Her
i still love my ex even tho i broke off the relationship after i found ot she was cheating on me its hard for to give up on her when i love her so much . ive tried to talk too her about us and all i get is fuck u leave me alone im to the point where im going mad with out her im alway down hate ing life just dont care about anything any more . just dont know what to do im just lost in the world of lone ly ness !!!!!!!!!
This Is In My Stash, But My New Friends Should See This.
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Living With Lies
Living with Lies(another poem or song I wrote) Current mood: tired Just when I thought That I was alive again My world turned upside down Will my heart ever mend I've lived in my own hate Since the day my life changed Can't turn back the times And there is no one to blame So I sink further and further Away Into the deepest,darkest depths of my hate This anger I have kept deep down inside Was built up through all of these lies Changes in life Are hard to consume But how is it hard To tell the damn truth Honesty was all I ever asked for in life But I never received it And it stings inside So I sink further and further Away Into the deepest,darkest Depths of my hate This anger I have kept deep down inside Was built up through all of these lies Lies Lies Lies Lies Lies Lies
As The clock approaches my final breath, I remember My Life Flashing by so fast These times did pass But my time is over now And its the only way out I'm Empty Nothing left inside of me I'm Empty Just lay here and slowly bleed I'm Empty Once more again I'm Empty Please God cleanse me of my sins. I know my life was far from perfect But I tried To be the best I could Before I died And all these obstacles thrown before me Helped to see just how strong I could really be I'm Empty Nothing left inside of me I'm Empty Just lay here and slowly bleed I'm Empty Once more again I'm Empty Please Lord Cleanse me of my sins If I could change all the wrong I've done I would go back to save my sons And give them a life of tranquility The life that some never live to see As my final tears fall I am at peace with all For my body I leave Laying there EMPTY
Through Anothers Eyes
a friend of mine came by today.weve knwn each other since birth and im always glad when we have our talks,today it was differant some,more final.ive seen changes in him for some time but today was the first time it ever caused an ice cold chill to tranquilize my spine. my friend had always been there for me s well as for others,he had thousands of friends but was the lonliest man id ever known,even beck in school.he was orphaned early in life and had a rather rough foster care time but when he ran away for the final time no one evr came looking.he worked ,lived in the streets yet kept goin through school. in school he was very athletic but not a jock.he was the rebel.he stuck up for the more shunned kids yet even the super cool were his friends.he went to nam when most of us were in the back seat with betty big boobs.thats where the change began.he did covert opps with the cia in laos and cambodia as well as suicide missions in north viet nam.he came back one of the highest decorate
Marilyn Manson
Sweet Dreams (Are Made O ...By Marilyn Manson
Love You With All My Heart
From the very start It was two hearts Then it became as one Now a new life has begun A life that is shared by two And it's shared by me and you A life with lots of love And the blessings from up above A love that will last forever 'Cause we will always be together Together till death do us part I will always love you with all my heart done by christine
Allow Me Freedom To Dream
I wake up every morning Understanding what needs to be done each day I have goals, a mission Must get them done, must not give up Day in, day out, sun up sun down A soldier of the system Hiding a dreamer of the night Where my fantasies are allowed to wander There are no rules, or I make my own And when I don't get my way I dream of reality, of the day I just had Please don't give me nightmares, steal my free time By taking the 2-hour slot that's reserved for my dreams done by christine
Morning Mom
I'm a mom tired and true The days can be long and sometimes blue When the work seems to never end I look at you my child, my friend I see your beaufiful little face And know that I can never replace This love I feel so deep within I think of you and I start to grin When morning comes and you arise I see the sunshine in your eyes I smell your hair and hold you tight Knowing that you will be alright..... As the day goes by And I'm winding down I long to hear that sweet, sweet sound Of a certain voice finding its way Hi mom, I missed you today............. done by christine
Thanks Nickie
Vision Of Belshazzar
I. The King was on his throne, The Satraps throng'd the hall; A thousand bright lamps shone O'er that high festival. A thousand cups of gold, In Judah deem'd divine - Jehovah's vessels hold The godless Heathen's wine! II. In that same hour and hall, The fingers of a hand Came forth against the wall, And wrote as if on sand: The fingers of a man; - A solitary hand Along the letters ran, And traced them like a wand. III. The monarch saw, and shook, And bade no more rejoice; All bloodless wax'd his look, And tremulous his voice. 'Let the men of lore appear, The wisest of the earth, And expound the words of fear, Which mar our royal mirth.' IV. Chaldea's seers are good, But here they have no skill; And the uknown letters stood Untold and awful still. And Babel's men of age Are wise and deep in lore; But now they were not sage, They saw - but knew no more. V. A captive in the land, A stranger
I Am Captain Jack Sparrow!
You scored as Captain Jack Sparrow, Roguish,quick-witted, and incredibly lucky, Jack Sparrow is a pirate who sometimes ends up being a hero, against his better judgement. Captain Jack looks out for #1, but he can be counted on (usually) to do the right thing. He has an incredibly persuasive tongue, a mind that borders on genius or insanity, and an incredible talent for getting into trouble and getting out of it. Maybe its brains, maybe its genius, or maybe its just plain luck. Or maybe a mixture of all three. Captain Jack Sparrow92% Lara Croft71% Indiana Jones67% William Wallace67% Batman, the Dark Knight63% James Bond, Agent 00763% Maximus63% El Zorro58% Neo, the "One"54% The Amazing Spider-Man
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I Am The Vampire Lestat
You scored as Lestat, You are Lestat. Beautiful and powerful, you have it all and you know it. Your philosophy is basically fuck the rule but that can sometimes get you into trouble. Watch out boy.Lestat81% Louis75% Marius69% Pandora63% Armand50% David31% What Anne Rice Vampire are you???created with
Oh! Weep For Those
I. Oh! weep for those that wept by Babel's stream, Whose shrines are desolate, whose land a dream; Weep for the harp of Judah's broken shell; Mourn - where their God hath dwelt the godless dwell! II. And where shall Israel lave her bleeding feet? And when shall Zion's songs again seem sweet? And Judah's melody once more rejoice The hearts that leap'd before its heavenly voice? III. Tribes of the wandering foot and weary breast, How shall ye flee away and be at rest! The wild-dove hath her nest, the fox his cave, Mankind their country - Israel but the grave! Poetry of Lord Byron.
I Need Some Luv!!!!!
I went and did it again......I joined another contest. I am very far behind and I could really use some luv. If it's nothing but to just drop me a rate I'd REALLY appercaite it. If you have friends that can help that would be great as well. I need all the luv'n I can get. Much luv to all my FU Guys & Gals. So make sure you friend him before you try to comment because he has it marked friends only. Here is my link
Ok Cherry Guys This Ones For You If Your Lucky Its A Sure Winner Go For It Good Luck Peace.............
So you went out with somebody and thought they were absolutely amazing. She was the hottest, sexiest woman of the moment. So, how do you capitalize on the success of a great first date? Here are 10 sure-fire ways to get that second date: 1. Ask her out again at the end of the first date. Invite her to do something she told you she finds exciting. For example, if she likes Mexican food, tell her you know the best Mexican restaurant in town and you want to bring her there Tuesday night. Set up that second date so she doesn't have time to think about the first date, and so she has something to look forward to. 2. Text her or call her the very next day. Either text her a simple message that says "Had a great time last night...Looking forward to the next time." Or, call her and leave a message and tell her the same thing over the phone. 3. Don't agree with everything she says. Challenge her mind. If you agree with everything she says, she'll look at you as being weak. If you agree w
'he Did It !!!! So Im Here To Thank Him'
'He Did It !!!! So Im Here To Thank Him, He steped up and made sure all was going to be alright and that whatever needed to be done was done. I can say thank you a millon times but deep down inside me i can never repay my dearest friend that was there when my mom had two heart arrack sunday night / monday morning.... I owe u so much, u have done so much, u stood there at my side with it all, u telling me that its only what a true friend would do.But with the things that has happen in the past of my so called life its not something to me that a true friend would do....Its something a hero would do, at least a hero in my eyes...You can complain and bitch all u want about .It all but in my deep brown soft eyes i see a hero. Because you took control of it all bad made sure that every thing was taken care of needed to be taken care of... I have thought of so many things since it all happen on how i can repay you for being there, i know i would of lost it alot more than i did if someone
Happy Birthday Granddaddy
85 years today, 07/27/1922 rip grandaddy, it's been a lttle over 11 years I'll always love you.
My Rant For The Night.
why is it that when you try to do something that you want to do, a few ppl try and ruin it for you. first they tell you that they will support you no matter what. then a month later they tell you that " your think your better then me" how is it that when you try to get ahead in anything theres that 1 person that claim they care for you. but then turn around and post crap about you in there blog, stash whatever. this is supposted to be a fun site where ppl help each other and not a competition. but to some thats all it is, its like a contest with no real prize at the end. how would you feel if you went to someones page and they were talking smak about you in a round about way and then act as if they are the victim when called out on it????
My Longest Blog To Date Since Being On Ct/fubar
Ok, I have noticed a few things needs to be addressed here and it goes as follows, I'm not mad at anyone per say but I really don't like the words, "retard", "gimp", "cripple" or any thing close to that being said about me or anyone else with a disability, I'll try to let the person know in civilized tone on here without having to use caps but if I have too well, I won't be happy and I will deal with that person by blocking them and removing them from my list and that is a promise here for sure. Secondly, if you recall a while back in one of my older blogs that I said I would never rate guys at all, well, I'm modifying that policy to where I will rate guys pics as long as they're not NSFW of course but if they are then no, I won't at all, it's not me at all and I think people know that by now anyways. Third thing is, I created one of them chat boxes that you can put down on your profile and I like it that way even though I do have a lounge but since nobody comes in there, I guess this
Okay I Have A Question`
If you guys know how to add backgrounds an or layouts on lounges get ahold of me i need to know how to do this so i can do it myself and learn how to do it
I Don't Like Birthdays
(or why I shouldn't) I share my birthday with: Ernest Hemingway, Paul Wellstone, Janet Reno, Garry Trudeau, Robin Williams, Brandy Chastain, and Josh Hartnett. On this day: John Scopes found guilty in the Scopes Monkey Trial. Neil Armstrong and Edwin "Buzz" Aldrin are the first men to walk on the moon. But I digress. Why, you ask? Here are the highlights (or the low-lights, you decide). * On my eighth birthday my dad stops off at the car wash he owned at the time to check in before taking me to Farrell's Ice Cream Parlor. He gets into a altercation with a customer who is threatening one of the teens that works for him. As my brother and I watch through the back window my dad punches the guy out. My brother starts to cry, my dad beats the guy up and my mom starts to scream. No Farrell's. No ice cream. Birthday over. * On my thirteenth birthday my dad gives me Shelby Foote's seminal books on the Civil War. "The Civil War: A Narrative." The books ha
To My Wife Who I Love So Much
You Save Me - Kenny Chesney Every now and then I get a little lost The strings all get tangled The wires all get crossed Every now and then I’m right upon the edge Danglin’ my toes out over the ledge I just thank God you’re here (Chorus) ['Cause] when I’m a bullet shot out of a gun ['Cause] when I’m a firecracker comin’ undone When I’m a fugitive ready to run All wild-eyed and crazy No matter where my reckless soul takes me Baby you save me It’s hard lovin’ a man That’s got a gypsy soul I don’t know how you do it I’m not sure how you know The perfect thing to say To save me from myself You’re the angel that believes in me Like nobody else And I thank God you do (Chorus) ['Cause] when I’m a bullet shot out of a gun ['Cause] when I’m a firecracker comin’ undone When I’m a fugitive ready to run All wild-eyed and crazy No matter where my reckless soul takes me Baby you save me Well I know I don’t tell you nearly enough I couldn’t live one day with
Vent Time!
Tonight my daughter and I were out for a ride. And I was craving Mexican food. I decided to go to a local resturant that has been around since I was kid. But I had yet to eat there. Well after being there for 5 minutes I now know I will NEVER eat there. I ran into some friends there and they asked us to join them. So we asked the waiter if he would bring over an extra table. After about 5 minutes he comes back and tells me they don't want to move another table over. But we can have the first available table. The kid n I turned around and walked out. So then we putt over to El Torito since my kid loves looking at the boats in the harbor. Well apperantly it was special ed waitress night. She didn't know if she was coming or going. She forgets my drink. Takes of to refill it and comes back 15 minutes later. Forgets to bring out my plate an tortillas for my Fajitas. And charges me for extra tortillas. After paying and leaving her about half of what I would have tipped for good service. I s
Moving On.....
This blog is well over due..........But I am amazed at the time it has taken me to finally move on although i still think of him every day in one way or another...somehow it is just different...........I am Happy and I am satisfied with me for once........and IT"S BEEN A WHILE!!!!........My heart no longer aches and I am so ok with it......With my babies and my music and special friends and family, it has been alot easier...........He will always be a part of my life in some way.........and Kaleb will always be like my child.........and always the girls brother.....(The kids have planned all heart has gone in a different direction..........and I always seem to fall back on what my sister in law said to me "Sometimes things fall apart, so things can fall into place" they r finally in place........... Goodbye my lover.....Goodbye my Friend................... This is my blog............
Tentative Intro For My Paper.
Remember back in the day when they had bubble-gum cigarettes? I do. I was a child then, and even as a child I thought there was something wrong with it. Today we have “ Happy Meals “ and “ Kid’s Meals “, and have had them for a long time. Greasy hamburgers or deep-fried chicken “ nuggets “ ( deep-fried chunks of bits of smashed together and solidified processed meat ) french-fries, and a fun toy for the child. I’m sure these are the things we want our children to associate with being happy, and as food especially for them, right? I think I was a fairly smart child, but it took me a while to make the connection that greasy things were bad for you. I kinda got that idea when I noticed that my mouth was caked with grease anytime I ate fries at BurgerKing. I thought it was gross, and had a feeling it was bad, but couldn’t really explain why. I did know that I was being difficult if I refused to eat at BurgerKing though. I was also being difficult when I didn’t want all the condiments an
Words Unsaid.
Words Unsaid. All from the heart. Words Unsaid. All rooted in heart. Words Unsaid. All scattered in the mind. Words Unsaid. All kisses never shared. Words Unsaid. All hugs never giving. Words Unsaid. All tears never released. Words Unsaid. All pain never showed. Words Unsaid. All lost in fear. Words Unsaid. All locked up within. Words Unsaid. All riping the soul. Words Unsaid. All that was unsaid.
1st Love
Your first love is the most realest love you can ever have! It is very unsuspecting and hit you like a rocket! You never know what you are getting yourself into until it happens! Love is trickery! Many people say the word just to make someone smile but it is true when it slips out and you are stuck there looking crazy, then they respond and love is perfect! Love can hurt also because you may love someone so much that you don't want to lose them! Fellas and ladies when you say you love someone from no on make sure you mean it! Love is true when ya'll can get through anything and still can call each other and have a happy conversation!!!! I love someone so much and you may or may not know who if you think you know ask and see and just ask if you want to know!!!!!!
Ignorance (poem)
People say ignorance is bliss, yes im sure it might be true, its not assured, but can be true. What of the things you cant ignore? the many facts brought straight to you, the many things you can not change, the many paths already paved. What if i cant ignore? all those things that have occured, they make me change, they make me cold, i cant ignore, not all the pain caused, all the friends lost, its happend before. What of the pain? the pain thats lasts from month to month, i feel it come, its hard to change, and overcome, and yet so easy to accept. What of the people that have my trust? and that of those i should avoid, it really hurts to be betrayed, i dont like that, its too much pain. What of those nights? ive cried at night, while i just lay there in the dark, my only grip of life, was to hold my pillow tight, and let all emotions, just run throughout. What of my change? of wanting to avoid my friends, that i just feel i should
I dont love how you love But please dont leave me here alone I dont feel how you feel But its my fault Im bones I dont die how you died I cant just waste away You keep changing your mind Everyday If it burns Ill be doing the same dream If you fall Ill remember the same thing I dont want your remedy I dont fall how you fall I wont hold on you cant let go When its pain I feared I made you take it slow I dont cry how you cry Theres nothing left to me You keep changing my life Everyday I dont want I dont need I dont want Remedy
My Heart Has Been Ripped Out And Shattered!
Oh My God. My insides are hurting, this pain is unbearable. The girl I have been talking to recently has shot down all my hopes and dreams of finding true happiness. No matter what anyone would say she was perfect for me. Her personality and main big interests matched me so well I was thinking I found the one. I still believe that. I don't think I honestly will find one exactly like her and I've talked to lots. This one captured and interested me like no other has. Funny how we was planning on meeting, even when we talked earlier today she said yes that the plans were still on. Then her phone mysteriously is turned off! Not just off, but really off! Says the number has been changed, disconnected, or out of service! WTF? After everything we have talked about and said to each other. I feel like I was played and lead on. Just to torment me and kill my hopes and plans. So many wonderful things said between us and now what? I had a ton of wonderful fun things for us to do together around to
Rope Of Love By: Deaundra
It seemed like through everything we came out on top. But when this test came ova our love began to fade away and eventually it stopped. Even though we've officially broke it off and called it quits Our love will continue on through all of it. We've went our seperate ways but i'll neva forget how u brighten up my darkest days. You see people ask if u did all this for me, why are we not together.... But i say we came in each others life all wrong but left makin each other betta. You taught me all about the L the O the V and the E L was for all the love we made complete O is for how we opened each others heart and became each others heart beat. V is for the vows we neva broke E is for the endless knot of love that tied our love to a rope So no matter how far we are apart This rope can always pull us back into each others heart
This may make you stop and think... Why do we sleep in church, but when the ceremony is over we suddenly wake up? Why is it so hard to talk about God, but so easy to talk about sex? Why are we so bored when we look at a Christian magazine, but find it easy to read Playboy? Why is it so easy to ignore a Godly myspace message, Yet we repost the nasty ones? Why are churches getting smaller, But bars and clubs are growing? Think about it, are you going to repost this? Are you going to ignore it, cause you think you'll get laughed at? Just remember God is always watching you. Repost this as "Mature Eyes Only." 80% of you won't repost this. The Lord said: "If you deny me in front of your friends, I will deny you in front of my father
Just Curious..
If you could change one thing about the world we live in and there were no limitations,no punishments,& money was no issue. What would you do..with the opportunity?
A Different Corner
Id say love was a magical thing Id say love would keep us from pain Had I been there, had I been there I would promise you all of my life But to lose you would cut like a knife So I dont dare, no I dont dare cause Ive never come close in all of these years You are the only one to stop my tears And Im so scared, Im so scared Take me back in time maybe I can forget Turn a different corner and we never would have met Would you care I dont understand it, for you its a breeze Little by little youve brought me to my knees Dont you care No Ive never come close in all of these years You are the only one to stop my tears Im so scared of this love And if all that there is, is this fear of being used I should go back to being lonely and confused If I could, I would, I swear
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After Everything
ever have one of those friends that you can't really explain why you are friends with them? They usually come with lots of drama, you often fight with them, and in another life you are sure you took part in their murder, lol................ and yet you wouldn't trade them. you still talk to them, you can't help but be there for them, because when it comes down to it, they are a soul mate of an odd sort. and no one understands it, not even the two friends, I mean sure, you may hate each other for months at a time, but then one of you calls to say a quick hello, almost hoping you only get the voicemail, and then next thing you know you talked for over an hour and you miss their company. anyways....... tonight's rehearsal was interesting. and tomorrow doesn't hold many plans. just jumped on here to basically check my mail. say a quick blurb and head on my way.
You mean the world to me My heart belongs to you When I hear the song I hear you saying I need you I want you I never want to hurt you I love you You are my everything I want to be with youYou will never lose me If I ever lost you I'd die I'd beat myself up for letting you go You're my prince charming You're my heaven sent angel You mean the world to me I want to spend my life with you I never want to see you leave When I'm down I turn to you No matter what You always put a smile on my face Your voice sendds my heart into shock
My Sister Is Insane
All I ever wanted is for my family to get along. It seemed that after my mother passed we all pulled together. I was wrong. My sister who lives up in northern CA wants to pick a fight with my other sister who is the executer of the estate. And of course since I'm the caretaker for the "family" home I get caught up in the middle, this blows! My sister up north tries to get people to choose sides and then makes up stuff that isn't even in the Will. I give up.
I Want
I want to be perfect in your eyes I want your protective arms around me I want to stop crying I want to stop worrying I want to be the girl of your dreams I want to be by your side I want you holding my hand I want to be the girl you dream about I want to be the girl you say those three words to I want to be the girl that leaves an impact in your life I want your loving heart beside me I want your understanding heart I want to be with you the rest of my life
Sex Vs Making Love
ok.... well... I've begun thinking about stuff recently.... ok, i've thought about a lot of stuff... but one thing in particular.... Ok, you hear about ppl discussing the difference between sex and love... and how sex and love aren't the same thing... and yadda yadda ya... I don't think SEX and LOVE have ANYTHING to do w/ each other... I don't think you HAVE to be in love to have sex... I don't think LOVE makes sex better... it changes the purpose behind sex, and maybe changes the meaning... but i think ppl make way too big of a deal out of sex, and love, and all that shit... I mean, animals aren't "in love" when they had sex... the romans weren't in love when they had sex... before christianity "took over" the world... people had sex, FOR FUN... like glof... they'd be like, Hey wanna come over sunday for a few rounds of fucking? I mean what happened?!?!?! Why isn't it OK anymore?? Why can't people just FUCK for the fun of it?!?!?! WHy does it always have to have MEANING or whatever...
I Want To Love You
I wanna love you But I'm afraid I've been hurt before I'm afraid my heart will get broken again But I wanna love you Just give me time I promise you My heart will mend with time Yes it's going to be tough The road ahead will be rough I'll be there holding your hand And promising you That my heart is mending Taht it's getting close Just give me time It will come around No matter what please be patient for my love It will come with work Why does it have to hurt Why do I have to be afraid I wanna love you I don't want to put you threw this I don't want to dissapoint you I wanna be the girl of your dreams Why does it have to be scary I want to love you
73-chemical Reaction
Can I taste you like candy on my tongue In my mind I have taken you like a sacrament Would you let me take control Show you how you should have been touched Make you slowly burn for my hands, my tongue You need this more than the air you breathe You want this more than life itself Principles of lust and the chemical reaction therein I can feel the heat you hide away between your thighs I can imagine your honey on my lips Your back arches in anticipation of where this leads Your eyes close as you know the moment is here I touch your neck and you moan and tremble Could I kiss down your neckline until I reach your hips Would you whisper in my ear things you have fantasized I am here to try and make those thoughts come to life I am here at your service just let me know what you need And I will give up my soul to see you smile
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When Darkness Falls
As you walk the path of least resistance Is it as simple as you claim it to be? Your tongue, your eyes Your lies, they do decieve you I stand firm in my solidarity The path I walk, I walk it with my own resolve When darkness falls we are reborn Our dream since the fall of man We are reborn My beliefs are not antiquated We are the hope Silence them all with not just words Let resolution be our voice I stand firm in my solidarity The path I walk, I walk it with my own resolve When darkness falls we are reborn Our dream since the fall of man We are reborn
Bryan Adams-everything I Do,i Do For You
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Alone I Break
That it im done, yep the justin yall knew is dead, now im a new person.(time for changes again) no longer will i be the nice guy that everyone can count on, nor will i make your lives easier. life shits on people like me, and im sick of it. no one cares what i have to say, no one takes me serious, im a fuckin joke to all of you. so yeah all my friends either, screw me over, forget im alive, die, betray my trust, or just dont care what i say. Im alone in this world, and thats how its gonna be. so Stay the Fuck away. RIP. Mark.. you were a great friend, one of the few i could actually trust as much as myself. you will be missed, see you on the otherside. Music Video:ALONE I BREAK (by Korn)Music Video Code provided by VideoCodeZone.Com
Macys And Sex
So my day was awesome. I had a blast. Work was pretty fun. I like work, sometimes lol it is actually fun!!! Now, sale days SUCK.... then I was cleaning out the dressing rooms and theres these BIG handicapped stalls... and i was like, MAN... it'd be awesome to have sex in them... they have lots of mirrors, and are pretty big lol soo, i was being a perv @ work... other than that... work was fun. I was just, busy... sometimes... and then, um, i wasn't... i get bored... soooo, some night when i get bored you ppl should come visit me... lol... and sign up for credit cards... cuz damn, i'm behind on my quota!!! lol oh well anyways, i'm done blogging for now... much love you all... MWAH!!! have a good night!!
What The Hell!!!
I would really like to know what drives men to act like they do. It isnt just one of them but MOST of them. Why cant they want to be with just one person, and what makes it ok in their brain to go out and lets say for instance... LEAVE THEIR KID WITH THEIR WIFE AND GO FUCK THEIR KIDS MOM.... my friend is going through that right now... i mean realy.. what the hell is the problem? Why can ppl not just be happy with who they are with or just LEAVE THEM... I personally would rather be hurt by someone telling me they dont want to be with me than to find out that there we cheating on me. THAT hurts much worse. What makes it ok in their mind. I mean really, dont they know they will get caught up in their lies sooner or later? I also want to know how a man can have a child out there and NOT want to be part of their life. But that goes for some women too. those are just PIECES OF SHIT!! I just dont understand. Like Destiny's real dad.. what a piece of SHIT.. he hasnt been around from day one..
Made It Thru
Well, I made it thru July 26 2007. 5 years ago on that date my Mom told us and the cancer docs she was tired, sore, and wanted to stop chemo. There was only one left to try as the cancer had beaten all the others, and the last one left had a 50/50 shot of slowing it down, not stopping it. I will never forget that day, it felt like someone had opened up my chest and was ripping my heart apart. Huh, still feels that way remembering it. But I made it thru this day, and I have to more 5 year memories to go, Aug 9 and Aug 12, the days she died and the funeral day.
Douglas Adams
The major problem- one of the major problems, for there are several- one of the many major problems with governing people is that of whom you get to do it; or rather of who manages to get people to let them do it to them. To Summarize: it is a well-known fact that those people who must want to rule people are, ipso facto, the least suited to do it. To summarize the summary: anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job. To summarize the summary of the summary: people are a problem. And so this is the situation we find: a succesion of Galactic Presidents who so much enjoy the fun and palaver of being in power that they very rarely notice that they are not. And somewhere in the shadows behind them- who? Who can possibly rule if no one who wants to do it can be allowed to?
Thanks Thanks All That Helped!
Good News
For those of you that read my blogs..... My son had a check up today! He has gained some weight! Finally, its been 7 months without any weight gain. If he keeps gaining weight,in November his doctor will decrease feeds from his g-tube. Maybe by December my son will have no g-tube! Please keep your fingers crossed!
Douglas Adams
...Man had always assumed that he was more intelligent than dolphins because he had achieved so much... the wheel, New York, wars, and so on, whilst all the dolphins had ever done was muck about in the water having a good time. But conversely the dolphins believed themselves to be more intelligent than man for precisely the same reasons.
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Looking Back And Being Lost ......
Life's a road of ups and downs, I know that, we all do, and you're sposed to learn from all your experiences. But the farther I travel on this road called life the more down it seems to go. I remember all the times I was happy, in love, loved, free, and living life to the fullest, but MY failures always seem to destroy all that is good that comes to my life. I used to be a real P.O.S. when it came to women, I knew how they wanted and deserved to be treated, I just didnt care. I was out for me. In the last couple of years I've started turning that around. It's not about me at all. Never was. Recently I was the happiest man in the world. I had what I thought was a great and beautiful woman that I loved with all that I am and thought she loved me too, and I treated her the way every woman SHOULD be treated, and enjoyed doing it, it felt right. I had the greatest blessing from god in a beautiful little girl born in October of 2006. That opened up a whole new wonderful aspect on life, a
Fuck My Friends
Ever Feel like you don't belong? Feel like the life you have chosen is wrong? Settling on what seems is the best for you, But messing it up though thats nothing new. The card you have been dealt is the joker of the pack, You are stuck with it now and you can't hand it back. Living your life surviving day by day, You sit back and think you got lost along the way. You open your heart to those in which you care, Once again it is broken leaving you lonely and bare, So you try and protect it and built up a wall, But know you can't promise to keep it from all. Why do we let our hearts rule our brain? It feels like your life is being washed down the drain. Why can't we be strong and choose our own life? I feel like I can't even be a good wife. But this is what I have here and now, And I know I shall survive somehow, Just live in hope it will improve someday, For I really don't like feeling this way.
Thanks For The Birthday Wishes!
A big thank you to all of you who sent me a happy birthday wish! I am sorry if I seem to be neglecting all of you. I just don't really come in here anymore. There is too much drama going on. But there are many of you here that have been really good to me and I want you all to know that I appreciate that more than anything! I am not sure how much longer my profile here will be up. I may keep it, I may not. If any of you here are on MySpace and would like to visit there, please feel free. If you wish to add me, just please make sure you send me a message there so that I make sure I don't delete the request. If you want my url, it is on here, but, if you need me to, I will send it in a message to you. Take care all and thank you again! Big Hugs, Rayne
They Call Me Whispering Death(part 2)
So Close To The Truth
She Did It
Well friends she did it. Bethany took her permit test today and passed. I took her out driving for about an hour today. She isnt to bad, BUT her turning leaves alot to be desired,,lol. YIKES
Leave Me Your Answers In A E Mail Love To See How Kinky You Guys And Girls Are Muahh
1. What is the 1st thing you notice on the opposite sex? 2. What is your favorite body part on the opposite sex? 3. What 1st drew you to your current bf/gf? 4. When did you first start liking the opposite sex? 5. Who was your fist true love? 6. (women) What is your bra size? 7. (men) Have you ever measured your penis? 8. When did you lose your virginity? 9. Did you enjoy your 1st sexual experience? 10. (women...or gay men) Biggest penis you've ever had? 11. Ever make out with someone of the same sex? 12. Are you straight, bi or gay? 13. Do you remember your 1st orgasm? 14. Do you prefer aggressive or passive partners? 15. Are you aggressive or passive? 16. Ever been tied up? 17. Ever have a 3sum? 18. Ever participate in an orgy? 19. Do you like oral sex? a. give? b. receive? 20. How old were you when you 1st performed or received oral? 21. Any celebrities you would have sex with if you could? 22. Favorite position? 23.
72-so This Is
So this is freedom Why am I choking on my words Is it so hard to believe How many lies I might have heard So this is what we wanted Looking through our glass houses Waiting for the stones to begin to fly And another painless scar appears now So are we happy now sounds hard to imagine But I'm sure you smile all the time again I try to carry this small burden in hand While trying to picture when my future might begin So this is the dream we all dreamt You burn my white flags from the highest mountain Final surrender never was an option in your book You turn the screw as my mind is buried beneath this sin
Today was an excellent day, yet involved an event that was rather surprising and has put my mind at a turmoil like pace. Thoughts have been absolutely speeding through my head and at times I can feel my heartbeat racing because I'm the type of person, that if asked a question, I will deliver an answer. It's rare for me to be left speechless but needless to say, this is a decision I really must think about and for that particular reason, I'm writing this blog. I work hard, I work VERY hard. I don't brag about it, and I don't feel I should take credit for it because I do what I do for myself, my friends, my family and my loved ones. My parents have always worked hard and instilled that same drive in me and my younger sisters, and as an older brother, I've always taken it as my responsibility to lead by example. I go in on my days off, I provide my personal numbers incase they need me, and when I work, I don't take breaks unless absolutely necessary. I rarely call in and have as a comm
A Piece Of Me Died Too
Something so hard goes straight to the soul; it seems impossible to get over and my heart is left with a big hole. I'm trying to be happy, wearing a smile; but I'm dying inside. The world seems to be fading, and I just want to run and hide. Everywhere I go I see your face, and realize how much I miss you; and on the day you died a piece of me died too.
You Meant So Much
You meant so much to all of us You were special and that's no lie You brightened up the darkest day And the cloudiest sky Your smile alone warmed hearts Your laugh was like music to hear I would give absolutely anything To have you well and standing near Not a second passes When you're not on our minds Your love we will never forget The hurt will ease in time Many tears I have seen and cried They have all poured out like rain I know that you are happy now And no longer in any pain.
They Call Me Whispering Death
I Love You Daddy .....
Wednesday, April 04, 2007 Ok this is a quote from Keith Richards : "The strangest thing I've tried to snort? My father. I snorted my father. He was cremated and I couldn't resist grinding him up with a little bit of blow. My dad wouldn't have cared. It went down pretty well, and I'm still alive." My response is : What are you gonna do with that ?
i fucking love 'Little Ms. Sunshine'. FUCKING love it. life sucks. you jsut gotta roll with it and deal. you gota mission to complete. DO IT. lol. fucking genius.
Lance Interview
Talk To You All Later
Well the time is near and I am almost out here. Come the 30th I will be going to work at 8 am and I get off at 5 pm. Once I am off work I will be starting my journey back to West Virginia. Today I got a call from my ATL out in Washington PA asking me if I was still planning on making it out there. I told him yes I was leaving here Moday the 30th at around 5 pm to head up there. I told him the I will be ready to work on the 6th of August. I am going to be training a new tech they hired out there for a couple o months till the new store in Wheeling West Virginia open up. Then I am going to be opening up that store, I did find out that I will not be the only tech in the new store there is actually going to be 2 of us and the other person will be already trained and infact has been with the company for a while soIwont have to worry about training there once that store opens. So that is a good relief. I can't wait to get back home and see some old freinds and family members and looking fo
More Poetry.. Deal With It...
I appologise, but my muse only strikes when my heart is bleeding and broken. Lies Lies And liars with honest eyes Liars Proclaiming love til they die Lies The fool has been deceived Lies That I, the fool, believed Lies And I’m alone again Lies Took from me my love, again Lies Broke my heart, smaller still Lies Won’t stop. I fear they never will.
Them Pillz I Just Like Gucci He Shuldn't B N This Blog Lol
ugh....i just spent 20 minutes venting in a blog only to have it erased because I forgot to fill in the subject before i tried to post it. i'm mad at myself and i'm not retyping it.
Just Rambled Thoughts.
If you only knew how much I missed you I wonder if you'd smile in knowing that someone out there thinks of you so very fondly. There are times I wonder what it would be like if we sat under the stars and gazed up in wonder, together. Would we laugh and smile or would the moment be lost? Sometimes I wish I knew you more than what you let on. Mon amie, will you ever know that I think quite highly of you, and for some reason you amaze me? I'm not sure what it is, but there's something about you that brings a smile to my face. If only you knew, oh if only you knew.
Unintentionally I push away thoses who comes in striking distance of my heart. Burning bridges before I get a chance to really build them. Kicking people out of my life until there's is no one left but me and my thoughts. "Unknown"
Scotty's Callin Me Geeked Up Music
Livestrong Song
Either go to my page or my newest stash entry and listen to the song by Wide Awake called "Maybe Tonight". Its a song and video about cancer and honesty I can't listen to it without tearing up. You can get it off iTunes for a dollar and all of the proceeds go to the Lance Armstrong Foundation. I don't care if you buy it, but please at least listen to it.
Some Of My Poetry... Don't Like It? Don't Read It...
These were all written to one guy who broke my heart hardcore... Why do the memories keep running through my head? Of things that we did, Of things that you said Why can't I forget? Why can't I cry? Why did you hurt me? Why did you lie? You said "I want to make love to you" your words, not mine. You can't just throw that around, like some bad pickup line. What were you thinking? Was it just the beer? Were you just saying things, You thought I wanted to hear? You said "We need to talk" so step up, be a man. Instead you hide behind phones, instead you ran. Why can't you just tell me? How did you betray? Why use cryptic words? Why can't you just say? Someday I will forget, but I will never forgive The words left unsaid, the actions left undid. I will move on. I will have one cry. I will mend my heart Goddess bless, and good bye. My heart still bleeds My eyes still weep For the one I couldn't keep Though I've taken many to my bed It's your face I see
All Around Me
My hands are searching for you My arms are outstretched towards you I feel you on my fingertips My tongue dances behind my lips for you This fire rising through my being Burning I'm not used to seeing you I'm alive I can feel you all around me Thickening the air I'm breathing Holding on to what I'm feeling Savoring this heart that's healing My hands float up above me And you whisper you love me And I begin to fade Into our secret place The music makes me sway The angels singing say we are alone with you I am alone and they are too with you I'm alive And so I cry The light is white And I see you Take my hand I give it to you Now I owe You All I am Please say you'll never leave me I believe you I believe I can feel you all around me Thickening the air I'm breathing Holding on to what I'm feeling Savoring this heart that's healed
American Soldiers.....
I Believe
believe that the sun shines after the rain I believe if you don't get hurt you'll never gain I believe in not doing things the easy way I believe that being selfish doesn’t pay I believe in a second chance I believe in a life long romance I believe there is life after death And standing up to a life of mess I believe in love at first sight I believe that revenge isn’t right I believe that first impressions last And there is nothing better then a good laugh I believe that dreams do come true I believe there's destiny for me and you I believe that good things come to those who wait I believe love never arrives too late I believe a smile can be contagious I believe in being very outrageous I believe in living with no regrets I believe that life is as good as it gets I believe to always look on the bright side I believe that life is just one big ride I believe when I die people will grieve But it’s ok because I believe
V T M Gamers
People Ask Me Why
Don't they know that the pain is so great that I have to deal with it everyday. Don't they know that when I'm smiling and laughing, that I'm crying inside. It's not one thing that makes me think of eniding it everyday, it's alot of things thoughout my life. It's not one truama, but a series of them. I wake up everyday and I thing about it. Please don't tell me to live for other people-- Whether it be for a parent, sibling, child, friends or others. Don't tell me I'm wrong about the way I feel. Don't tell me to quit thinking these thoughts. I'm tired of giving, when is someone or something will give me a way out of this pain! Tell me you know that I am in great pain, pain that isn't like anyone else's. Tell me there is hope and somethings out ther for me to soothe the pain. Tell me that you will hold my hand and you will help and guide me through the pain. Tell me when I get scared that you will be there to break the confusion and bring order back
If U Want Me U Can Find Me In The "a"!
As I walked to my door from a very nice night The dinner, the flowers the whole mood was right I open the door and tell him to sit While I head to my room and get out this outfit He's standing in front of me with hope in his eyes With a sexy ass smile thats hard to disguise I know that he wants me and I want him too So lets stop all the playing , there's something to do Its been said what was up for many months now Tonight its us two, no one else in the crowd My mind is racing, my body so torn Tonight is the night that we settle the score I want him so bad but I try to disguise But at the sight of his chest a grin so hard to hide With his hand on my waist he pulls me to him Sexy lust in his eyes, I know I can't win I'm caught up, I'm trapped in the scene that we set A thing we both wanted since the day that we met We are both face to face ,our bodies so close Our eyes locked in a trance, who wants it the most? He lays me on the bed and undres
Sub Or Hng?
(I got this from a yahoo group of Dommes I belong to.. very funny but oh so true!! you woudln't believe how much of this crap I get all the time!!) These guys want to make you believe they are really subs when the truth is they are just HNG = Horney Net Geeks... there are so many of those around.... jeez!!! Dear Mistress, Do me, do me, do this to me, do that to me, do this other thing to me, wear these clothes while you are doing it, force me to do these other things, and by the way I expect some kinky sex acts. Here is a picture of my big hard cock for Your pleasure. I've only sent it to 6,342 women on this site so far, so it should make you feel really special that I'm sending it to you too. I won't pay you money because pros are so selfish and demanding. You have to do all this stuff to me just because You like it, and if You don't, then obviously you are not a Real Domme. I didn't actually read your profile and I could care less about what you are looking for o
Proud Bbw!!!
Power of Being Big by Gwen-Nicole O'Neal I am Big and Beautiful I have curves like you've never seen Yes, when I walk, I jiggle I have lots of Junk in my Trunk I know where I shop I know what I eat But when I put it down It cannot be beat. You girls that are 1's and 2's You do not know the pleasure that is me My sisters that are 20's and up Know the pleasure of not giving up. We strive in a world that looks down on us, We persevere in a society that wants none of us. We love like no other Our style can not be beat. You tell us we would be pretty if we lost weight Maybe if you gained a pound or two You'd understand the glory that comes with being us. Our skin is smooth Our shape is curved We don't need plastic surgery to give us an ass, We do it Au Natural, We do it with Class. So this is a call to all my Big, Beautiful Sisters. Stand Up, Stand Proud. For we are the true leaders of this land. We love from the heart Not our eyes. We dress for ou
Meet Jack
I'd like ya'll to meet Jack. He's the newest addition to my family. You'll be seeing alot more of him in the future! I just HAD to have another boy!! Jess
Life Is Truly Good!
Well, life is the best it has been in a very very long time...I have come to the realization that I am where Im suppose to be...and Im happier than I could have ever imagined...and its all thanks to a conversation with someone who means alot to me...whether he knows it or not...and it was thanks to him that I realized just what I have...I have a wonderful man beside me, who takes care of me and loves and respects me...and I love him more than he will ever know...I have a girlfriend that I love more than she will ever know...she is an amazing woman...I have never met anyone like her...and I would not trade either of them for the world...I have a roof over my head, food in my tummy, good friends and a family who loves me...Im working on getting a job...everything seems to be falling into to place perfectly...or rather as perfectly as my life will life is pure imperfection and I could not ask for more...I refuse to give up this life for anything...Im happy...I am completely and
From Autumn To Ashes - Autumn's Monologue
Oh why can't I be what you need? A new improved version of me But I'm nothing so good No, I'm nothing Just bones, a lonely ghost burning down songs Of violence of love and of sorrow I beg for just one more tomorrow Where you hold me down, fold me in Deep, deep, deep in the heart of your sins I break in two over you I break in two And each piece of me dies And only you can give the breath of life But you don't see me, you don't... Here I'm in between darkness and light Bleached and blinded by these nights Where I'm tossing and tortured til dawn By you, visions of you, then you're gone The shock lifts the red from my face When I hear someone's taking my place How could love be so thoughtless, so cruel? When all, all that I did was for you I break in two over you I break in two And each piece of me dies And only you can give the breath of life But you don't see me, you don't... I break in two over you I break in two And each piece of me dies And only
Lonely Tear
A lonely tear falls down A smile turns to frown Trickles down the cheek Does not make you weak A lonely tear escapes A lifetime of mistakes A sad and lonely heart Others broke apart A lonely tear is dried So many nights it cried A friend reached out their hand And tried to understand The lonely tear is gone Life will carry on With love from a friend The lonely tears will end
Tantric - Mourning
Is there something that you're trying to say? Don't hold back now It's been a long time since I felt this way So don't hold back now I purposely forgot about Loving anyone Cause I'm the only one who has Who has been stepped upon Is there something that you're trying to say? Cause I can take it Cause I grew up a man this way I'm hurt I'll shake it I'll crawl back into my cave That's how I'll make it Cause out of all this hurt we have Beauty thus become Beauty thus become In the mourning I can see the sights No wonder I could never keep you satisfied In the mourning I can see inside Myself and all the things that you were trying to hide In the mourning I can see the sights No wonder I could never keep you satisfied In the mourning I can see inside Myself and all the things that you were trying to hide Wishing all the best for you And now Ill say goodbye Cause all the shit that we've been through Put wisdom in my eyes So walk away, don't turn aro

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