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Should Treat This Lady The Same As She Did Them
WEST PALM BEACH, Fla. (AP) - Abuse charges were filed Wednesday against a woman accused of fraudulently adopting and mistreating 11 New York children in order to bilk a child welfare agency out of $2 million. Judith Leekin, 62, could face up to 160 years in prison if convicted on all 10 counts stemming from her alleged abuse of the children, including handcuffing them and holding them captive at her Port St. Lucie home, said prosecutor Ajay Whittemore. She was charged Wednesday with aggravated child abuse, aggravated abuse of the elderly or a disabled person, witness tampering and possession of a fictitious driver license. Whittemore said more charges were likely. "It's definitely an evolving case. More evidence is coming in on a daily basis," Whittemore said. "We've just scratched the surface on this." Leekin was jailed on more than $4 million bail. Her attorney, Mario Garcia, has said she would plead not guilty and denies the allegations. Investigators believe Leeki
Fragile
If blood will flow when flesh and steel are one Drying in the colour of the evening sun Tomorrow's rain will wash the stains away But something in our minds will always stay Perhaps this final act was meant To clinch a lifetime's argument That nothing comes from violence and nothing ever could For all those born beneath an angry star Lest we forget how fragile we are On and on the rain will fall Like tears from a star, like tears from a star On and on the rain will say How fragile we are, how fragile we are On and on the rain will fall Like tears from a star, like tears from a star On and on the rain will say How fragile we are, how fragile we are How fragile we are, how fragile we are
Mumms
i just got another mumm removed, it was about fashion so go figure, i didnt know fashion was offensive lmao
Mad Love
And though I’ve tried to reach you And time is closing in on me Most of us Can carry on as if nothing ever matters But I ask you my love Will you hold on to me forever? But when you love me I’m fine So love me just one more time ‘Cause when I said, “I love you” That’s forever Do you remember when sunrise meant That we should close are eyes And words were just obstacles Between our hello’s and our goodbye’s And I was your savior And you were my queen And love was the answer To just about everything But when you love me I’m fine So love me just one more time ‘Cause when I said, “I love you” That’s forever Can you take me? Take me from this hollow place Can you hold me? Hold me And take away this pain I’ll always remember the part When you’ll always remind me Of the possibilities And maybe you and I will re-fall Re-tune and find a way But when you love me I’m fine So love me just one more time ‘Cause when I said, “I love you” That’s for
What Band Am I Most Like?
What band are you most like? Your Result: Staind You speak your mind about people directly to them. You can be harsh but correct. You have your moments, but they don't last long. People expect more from you than what they get.Evanescence Nickleback Metallica What band are you most like?Quiz Created on GoToQuiz
Some Ppl What Do They Think
OCEAN CITY, Md. (AP) - Backhoes and cadaver dogs combed the back yard of a home Monday where four infant cadavers have been found since last week. Police say the babies belong to Christy L. Freeman, 37, a taxi company owner and mother of four in this Atlantic beach town. Freeman was charged with murder in the death of one of the babies, a male fetus in the 26th week of pregnancy who was found in a vanity under a bathroom sink in Freeman's house. A preliminary report from the state medical examiner's office said the baby was stillborn. The child was discovered after Freeman went Thursday to a local hospital, where doctors found she had recently been pregnant. "There was a placenta and umbilical cord and no baby," said Ocean City Police Chief Bernadette DiPino. Police searched Freeman's home, looking for the missing fetus, and found it wrapped in a bloody white towel with a blue stripe in her bathroom. They also found, in a trunk in her bedroom, two trash bags containing w
I Used To Write Poetry Thought I'd Post Some
Take My Hand I hold out my hand to you, will you take it I show you my heart, please don't break it I have faith in you, dont let me regret it I give you a smile, you give me one back I tell you my storries, let them poor into your soul I give you my love, will you give me yours back
Mumm Disapeared
Ok geee I guess you can't ask questions in mumms if you think its fair or unfair that nsfw dont give ya points. Geee I have no clue why they would do it. Its not like there will be a uprising about it. I guess people dont have freedom of speech on Fubar . Or Freedom to ask questions.
No Lyin Quiz
NO LYING QUIZ. 1. last beverage: coffee 2. last phone call: Bobbie-jo 3. last cd played: mixed cd in my car 4. last time you cried: last night 5. last text message to:jenn SIX HAVE YOU EVERS. 1. dated someone twice? nope 2. been cheated on? yep 3. kissed someone & regretted it:nope 4. lost someone special: yes 5. been depressed: yes 6. been drunk and threw up: who hasnt LIST THREE FAVORITE COLORS. 1. baby blue 2.PURPLE 3. hunter gree THIS MONTH HAVE YOU. 1. Made a new friend? Yep sure have 2. Laughed until you cried? Yes 3. Found out who is your true friend?yes i have 4. Is there something you want to tell someone? no i tell everything 5. How many kids do you want to have? i want one more. but not right now 6. Do you have any pets? well if u consider my moms dog my pet then 1. 7. Do you wanna change your name? in the process 8. What did you do yesterday? ran around. went to sleep around 4 pm. Erik came home about 5 crawled i
Day 5
! day closer to coming home. I still don`t have any cigarettes and no i don`t have any money to eat lunch with either. Fuck i hate it here.
Are You Kidding?
A mum you have posted has been removed by the 'fubar' admins. This mum was removed because it was either offensive or NSFW (Not Safe For Work) in nature. Please read the Terms Of Service. NSFW CONTENT IS NOT ALLOWED in the public areas of 'fubar'. This mum removal has been recorded and your account will be deleted if it happens again. HOW THE FUCK WAS ASKING ABOUT TOWING A VAN NSFW OR OFFENSIVE?
Over You
Over You Now that it's all said and done, I can't believe you were the one To build me up then tear me down, Like an old abandoned house. What you said when you left Just left me cold and out of breath. I fell too far, was in way too deep. Guess I let you get the best of me. Well, I never saw it coming. I should've started running A long, long time ago. And I never thought to doubt you; I’m better off without you More than you, more than you know. I'm slowly getting closure. I guess it's really over. I'm finally getting better. And now I'm picking up the pieces And spending all of these years Putting my heart back together. 'Cause the day I thought I'd never get through, I got over you. You took a hammer to these walls, Dragged the memories down the hall, Packed your bags and walked away. There was nothing I could say. And when you slammed the front door shut, A lot of others opened up, So did my eyes so I could see That you never were the best for me.
Newest Pimp Specimans
SO TODAY'S RANDOM PIMPOUT IS GOING TO BE THREE PEOPLE THAT I HAVE JUST RECENTLY GOTTEN TO KNOW. ALL THREE ARE WONDERFUL FRIENDS TO HAVE, AND AT THE DROP OF A HAT ARE WILLING TO HELP YOU OUT!! SO MAKE SURE TO CHECK THEM OUT! ---------------------------------------------- Mr.Edit™@ fubar MR EDIT, HIS BLOGS ARE OFF THE HOOK, HAS EVERYTHING YOU WOULD EVER NEED TO SPICE UP A BULLETIN, A SKIN, YOUR PAGE, SHIT GO LOOK, RATE THEM AND USE HIS KNOWLEDGE! --------------------------------------------- ۞RJeezy۞UNDERGROUND MANAGER AND DJ۞@ fubar RJEEZY, THIS GUY IS FUCKING AWSOME, GREAT FRIEND TO HAVE RIGHT HERE, GO AND SHOW HIS PAGE LOTS OF LOVE! ---------------------------------------------- bbG ~ Domking's FUBAR wifey@ fubar bbG YOU ALL KNOW HER SOMEHOW FROM SOMEWHERE, GO TO HER PAGE, RATE ALL HER STUFF LEAVE HER COMMENTS. JUST PUT YOUR LOVE ALL OVER HER PAGE! ---------------------------------------------- Alison@ fubar AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST, WE HAVE ALISON, SHE C
Blinded By Cocks
Here is how a conversation went last night and it really made me laugh: SHOUTBOX: Him: You want to add me so you can see my pics *wink*? Me: Hi, glad to see that you enjoy formal introductions! Him: Oh sorry...Hi. K. Sent it. Now add me. (Knowing what he wanted to show me, I accepted anyway). Me: Let me guess. You want to blind me with the magnificent Cock that you carry between your legs? LOL. Him: Hehe Tell me which one is your favorite. So I scroll through the sea of cock pictures. In my head, Im judging and making notes...thinking: Ample length, good body, the head isn't purportioned to the shaft though. Not quite veiny enough. It's too bulbous below the head. The curve is hardly there..kinda boring. Hairy balls....never good. I come back to the shoutbox Me: Yep. Its a dick alright! LOL Him: Which one is your favorite? Me: Probably the one that doesn't have come all over your hand. Him: If you were here, how would you clean me up? Me: Ummm
Private Folder...
FOR THE NEXT 24 HOURS, MY "FOR MY NAUGHTY BOYS ONLY" FOLDER WILL BE OPEN TO MY FRIENDS ONLY......ENJOY!!!
Im F*cking Pissed
WTF is going on around here?!?!? I just posted a mum about a married housewife who's not happy with her lot in life, i asked what others opinions were on the matter. I was just informed that the Mumm i posted was removed because it was either offensive of not safe for work. WHAT THE FUCK!?!?!!? How the fuck is real life offensive? How the fuck is me saying this woman doesnt like how her life is and me saying it's the life she chose for herself is offensive?!?! you know what, whomever saw it and thinks it was offensive FUCK YOU, kiss my ass and suck my dick you overzealous and sensitive fucking piece of shit. And im more pissed because i have to share air with people like you. *shoots the bird* That's my salute to you
Friendship
OK, PEOPLE, HERE IT IS, YOU WANNA BE FRIENDS AND ADD ME THAT'S COOL....BUT DAMN IT, EITHER TALK OR DON'T ADD. I DON'T TAKE FRIENDSHIP FOR GRANTED, IT'S A PRIVILEDGE.
Support The Troops
*Turn up your volume*You stay up for 16 hours.He stays up for days on end.You take a warm shower to help you wake up.He goes days or weeks without running water.You complain of a "headache", and call in sick.He gets shot at as others are hit, and keeps moving forward.You put on your anti war/don't support the troops shirt, and go meet up with your friends.He still fights for your right to wear that shirt.You talk trash about your "buddies" that aren't with you.He knows he may not see some of his buddies again.You walk down the beach, staring at all the pretty girls.He patrols the streets, searching for insurgents and terrorists.You complain about how hot it is.He wears his heavy gear, not daring to take off his helmet to wipe his brow.You go out to lunch, and complain because the restaurant got your order wrong.He doesn't get to eat today.Your maid makes your bed and washes your clothes. He wears the same things for weeks, but makes sure his weapons are clean.You go to the mall and get
Wavey Moon;-)
Wet...
Languidly parting the moist curtain. he slides into the smooth vessel. the color of fire pink velvet. his large hands securely wielding the creamy white handles, firmly manipulating them until just a trickle of foamy liquid flows forth. She faces him, their eyes, reflecting pools of love, lock on each other. embracing, both, with body and soul, they melt together in the steamy atmosphere. memories flood as her neck arches and wet kisses cover her throat. Teasing one another in the aquamarine Caribbean ocean. Causing rough ripples to fan out across the water of a swimming pool as they played. Discovering new things as a soft summer rain, like the sound of a tinkling xylophone, soaked them. Aromas of citrus, colognes and faintly, the sea drift and swirl around them. skin drenched, rivulets of salty sweat stream between them. sauna heat builds as temperatures rise. flesh moves with synchronized, frantic fluidity. a torrential river violently rushes into a cascading w
Ronda Comes To Boston Pt. 1
Anticipation can be a killer. That moment that you are waiting so ardently for, that seems like it will never arrive. I was having just that kind of experience as I stared up at the monitor displaying the arriving flights at T.F. Greene Airport. The minutes seemed like hours until finally I was reward by the change of her flight status from “on time” to “arrived”. I could feel the adrenaline switch on and the arousal start to grow. I found a place to stand at the base of escalator and begin to stare up impatiently, waiting to get the first glance at the woman that had up until now had only been pictures on the screen of my computer. The anticipation was finally rewarded when Rhonda stepped to the head of the escalator. I smiled, taking in the long dark hair, nice full thick set hips, and the swell of her large breasts that I knew were capped with dark beautiful nipples. Her outfit was designed to tease me dark stocking and short skirt topped by a tight red sweater that plunged in a
Thank You Guys
IM SORRY I KNOW I HAVENT BEEN AVAILABLE TO YOU ALL VERY MUCH THE LAST COUPLE MONTHS SOME OF YOU KNOW WHY IM REALLY HOPING TO BE BACK TO MYSELF SOON TO THOSE WHO HAVE BEEN BY MYSIDE THROUGH EVERYTHING I THANK YOU ITS THE BEST THING I COULD USE RIGHT NOW.IM STILL ACTIVE ON FUBAR BUT JUST NOT MYSELF AND IM TRYING MY BEST I WANT TO THANK ALL THE BELOW PEOPLE WHO HAVE REALLY HELPED ME PLEASE GO TO THERE PAGE AND SHOW THEM SOME LOVE I KNOW IM LEAVING PEOPLE OUT AND IM SORRY BUT I LOVE YA ALL AND YOU EACH HAVE YOUR OWN SPECIAL WAY OF HELPING MY FUBAR HUBBY PEACEFUL CHAOS~YOULL NEVER KNOW HOW MUCH YOUR SUPPORT MEANS AND THANK YOU FOR ALL THE LATE NIGHT TALKS WHEN NOBODY ELSE WAS ON....LOVE YA....HUGS & KISSES PEACEFUL CHAOS~ANGELEYES HUBBY~CO FOUNDER OF ANGELS NATION@ fubar ICEMAN1~YOUVE HELPED ALOT IN SPECIAL WAYS YOULL NEVER UNDERSTAND...THANK YOU FOR ALL THE YAHOO TALKS THEY HAVE HELPED....LOVE YA....HUGS & KISSES ICEMAN 1~HEAD ENFORCER OF ANGELS NATION ~AND BBW 2 ALISA'S C
Freedum
im not ready but ill be free tomarrow about 3 okla time so ladys come chat
I Dreamed Of U And Me..
those times in ur bed.. laying down as i look up to see u over me.. lookin at me with those eyes.. those wonderful eyes looking down at me.. knowing that thats right where i want to be.. how u lay your head on my left shoulder and look at me.. making me smile knowing we are happy in this moment.. then to feel ur lips on mine.. the kiss i cant get enough of.. an as u move all over my body i watch every move ment u make.. then u lay ur head on my chest.. hearing my heart beat for u.. hearing that its happy having u around.. i put my arms around u holding u still for as long as u can be still.. an i pray that u know ur safe in my arms.. i run my hands over ur shoulds and throw ur hair.. u look at me to give a nother kiss.. i dream of moments that have happened.. an i know it will happen again.. but its one of my favorit times with u..
Good Thing I Like Black
Today was a very good day to wear black. I was just doing battle with a Fax machine on one of the floors. Who ever put toner in it last spilled it all over the inside of the machine. My hands were covered in the $h!t. If I had worn a light color today, I just know I would have gotten that mess on me.
Help Him Out
so yea everyone should go check out this pimp out and help him grow drummer85ram@ fubar
#1
I was 18 when I sucked my first cock… It seems pretty dumb now, but I use to practice oral sex on things before doing it for real; bananas, bottles, Blow-pops, even my fingers. I knew that if I ever did it that I didn't want to be bad at it. I know it might sound funny but I didn't want my boyfriend to go around saying that I was a horrible cock-sucker. Anyway, we were at the beach. It was as simple as that, and Dave was bugging me for months to have sex with him. I guess I felt sort of “obligated” to do something, but I knew there was no way I was going to have full sex at the beach! There people around and besides there was the whole “no rubber” thing. Bottom line, I just wasn't ready for full sex. We walked hand in hand along the length of the beach. I was wearing a bikini (of course) and Dave was wearing 'a pair of board-shorts. I could see that he had a hard-on. We walked to the end of the beach, and as it wasn't the hottest day there weren't many people there.
Bs In America Today
Two middle-school students in Oregon are facing possible time in a juvenile jail and could have to register as sex offenders for smacking girls on the rear end at school. http://news.aol.com/story/_a/boys-face-trial-over-slapping-charges/20070724153509990001 Ok after I read that article I went WTF? These people are kidding right? I mean give me a break. That crap has been going on since my great great great grandparents were alive and now they think that kids need to register as sex offenders? HAHA try makin them pick up trash on the side of the highway wearing a sign saying "I will not slap another ass until I am 18" I think that would be embarrassment enough. I am thanking God I don't live in a state of Stupid people. OREGON shame on you!!
Humpday
Well to all my freinds & fans I have tried severail times to post a Happy Humpday pic to you but for some reason it's not showing up,I just want to wish every one a HAPPY HUMPDAY!!! Get More at COMMENTYOU.com
What A Bunch Of Panzies
I cant belive the pussies that are on this site now.I had a picture of a fully clothed girl(a cartoon at that) in my default album and some panty waste complained that it was nsfw,this site has gone to hell.I thought this site was populated by adults,well i guess theres no accounting for mental capacity when people sign up for this site.
Friends List
Hello Everyone, I sent a personal message to some on my list. I am going to be cleaning my list soon. I do not do this to be mean. It is because of limited time. I also want to apologize to those that I am close friends with. The last few weeks have been crazy for me. I have moved to a new place. Transferred to a new college.Got engaged and got a new puppy lol. If you see I am here and I do not say hello it is not personal. If you rate things and I do not rate back it is not personal. If you shout to me and I do not answer,it is not personal lol. I do not intentionally ignore you.I usually come on after homework. I am already brain dead by this point haha. I have 4,5 and sometimes 6 people trying to talk to me at once lol. I am not complaining I love all my friends here. You are all awesome and I am grateful for each of you. I am very blessed to be so close with so many. I can not stand to hurt feelings of anyone. Especially close friends. I do care I am
Thought For The Day
Thought for the day: Handle every situation like a Fox Terrier .... If you can't Eat it or Screw it , Piss on it and Walk Away. lol Tc n peace..Boo xo
Support Our Troops
If the Red shirt thing is new to you, read below... Last week, while traveling to Chicago on business, I noticed a Marine sergeant traveling with a folded flag, but did not put two and two together. After we boarded our flight, I turned to the sergeant, who'd been invited to sit in First Class (across from me), and inquired if he was heading home. No, he responded. Heading out I asked? No. I'm escorting a soldier home. Going to pick him up? No. He is with me right now. He was killed in Iraq , I'm taking him home to his family. The realization of what he had been asked to do hit me like a punch to the gut. It was an honor for him. He told me that, although he didn't know the soldier, he had de livered the news of his passing to the soldier's family and felt as if he knew them after many conversations in so few days. I turned back to him, extended my hand, and said, Thank you. Thank you for doing what you do so my family and I can do what we do. Upon landing
Easiest Quiz
Subject: Easiest Quiz World's Easiest Quiz You require only 4 correct answers to achieve a passing grade. 1. How long did the 100 year war last? 2. Which country makes Panama hats? 3. From which animal do we get catgut? 4. In which month do Russians celebrate the October Revolution? 5. What is a camel's hair brush made of? 6. The Canary Islands in the Pacific are named after what animal? 7. What was King George VI's first name? 8. What color is a purple finch? 9. Where are Chinese gooseberries from?
Jeeeez
One day a farmer's donkey fell down into a well. The animal cried piteously for hours as the farmer tried to figure out what to do. Finally, he decided the animal was old, and the well needed to be covered up anyway; it just wasn't worth it to retrieve the donkey. He invited all his neighbors to come over and help him. They all grabbed a shovel and began to shovel dirt into the well. At first, the donkey realized what was happening and cried horribly. Then, to everyone's amazement he quieted down. A few shovel loads later, the farmer finally looked down the well. He was astonished at what he saw. With each shovel of dirt that hit his back, the donkey was doing something amazing. He would shake it off and take a step up. As the farmer's neighbors continued to shovel dirt on top of the animal, he would shake it off and take a step up. Pretty soon, everyone was amazed as the donkey stepped up over the edge of the well and happily trotted off!
The Marine
A United States Marine was attending some college courses between assignments. He had completed some missions in Iraq and Afghanistan. One of the courses had a professor who was a vowed atheist and a member of the ACLU. One day the professor shocked the class when he came in. He looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, "God, if you are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes." The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin drop. Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, "Here I am God. I'm still waiting." It got down to the last couple of minutes when the Marine got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and cold-cocked him; knocking him off the platform. The professor was out cold. The Marine went back to his seat and sat there, silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and sat there looking on in silence. The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken, looked at the Marine and asked, "What the
Naked Pics What??? R U A Member Here
http://www.mydevilishdesires.com/home.html I cant wait to see you here. I will be on 2 sites ..I will let you know about the others
Random Musings Of A Confused Individual
Some things that I think are attributing to my moods of sadness are: pain, frustration, and fear • Pain: I'm in constant pain of one sort or another. If it’s not my back it’s my scar from the c-section, or one of my knees (though this is becoming rarer and rarer). I am currently in physical therapy for my back and the scar stuff, but I get frustrated because every time I go in I see a different therapist and they add more exercises/stretches to my list, and I am having a hard enough time finding the time to do the ones I had before. It also feels like every time I do the stretches and exercises I just wind up more stiff and in more pain. The last few nights I have gone to bed in pain and had to just lay there as my back spasm out due to the pain and being so tired I could not move. • Frustration: I feel like I should be doing more. More cleaning, more artwork, more visiting friends, just more… but I don’t feel like I have the time, energy, or ability to do so. • Fear: that I
Wisdom
Wisdom "...we need to abandon the idea that wisdom is knowing everything—the whys, the wherefores, the how-tos. Wisdom is often more subtle, both far simpler and exceedingly more complex. For wisdom requires the discerning, the listening to, the acknowledgement of nudges and notions, of senses and sensations, of the minute and what we often mistakenly assume is the mundane. Wisdom means listening to the still, small voice, the whisper that can be easily lost in the whirlwind of busyness, expectations, and conventions of the world....” -- Jean M. Blomquist “Nine-tenths of wisdom is appreciation. Go find somebody’s hand and squeeze it, while there’s time.” -- Dale Dauten “To finish the moment, to find the journey’s end in every step of the road, to live the greatest number of good hours, is wisdom.” -- Ralph Waldo Emerson
10 Things To Ponder For 2007
10. Life is sexually transmitted. 9. Good health ismerely the slowest rate at which one can die. 8. Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwhich. 7. Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use the Internet and they wont bother you for weeks. 6. Some people are like slinky...Not really good for anything, but you still cant help but smile when you shove them down the stairs 5. Health nuts are going to feel stupid somedau.lyin in the hospital dying of nothing. 4. ALl of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticisms. 3.... Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars, and a substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents??? 2 in the 60's, people took LSD to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal. AND THE NUMBER ONE THOUGHT FOR 2007: We know exactly where one cow with made-cow-disease is located
Need Washing??
NEED WASHING?? A little girl had been shopping with her Mom in Target. She must have been 6 years old, this beautiful red haired, freckle faced image of innocence. It was pouring outside. The kind of rain that gushes over the top of rain gutters, so much in a hurry to hit the earth it has no time to flow down the spout. We all stood there under the awning and just inside the door of the Target. We waited, some patiently, others irritated because nature messed up their hurried day. I am always mesmerized by rainfall. I got lost in the sound and sight of the heavens washing away the dirt and dust of the world. Memories of running, splashing so carefree as a child came pouring in as a welcome reprieve from the worries of my day. The little voice was so sweet as it broke the hypnotic trance we were all caught in. "Mom let's run through the rain," she said. "What?" Mom asked. "Let's run through the rain!" she repeated. "No, honey. W
California Poll
CALIFORNIA POLL The latest telephone poll taken by the office of the Governor of California asked whether people who live in California think illegal immigration is a serious problem. A) 35% of respondents answered: "Yes, it is a serious problem" B) 65% of respondents answered: "No, es una problem seriosa"
New Jobs........
IF U WANNA CALL THEM JOBS.....I'LL BE BARTENDING AT THE NEW SWINGERS CLUB, CLERKING AT A NEW ADULT NOVELTY STORE AND PROMOTING PRIVATE ADVENTURES........FUCK, MY PROFESSIONAL LIFE JUST TOOK A 180 DEGREE ROUNDABOUT.....AS SOON AS I HAVE THE WEBSITES FOR THE SHOP AND CLUB, I'LL POST THEM FOR YA......FOR PRIVATE ADENTURES, JOIN MY YAHOO GROUP. FIND THE LINK ABOVE MY MUSIC PLAYLIST ON MY FUBAR PAGE......PEACE, GREAT SEX & LOVE, BECKY
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Happy Hump Day!
Cant make it to everyone on my list..I still have to work for a living..ha! Hope this Wednesday finds you in the arms of someone special..and if not..then the arms of someone gorgeous! Have a safe and sexual hump day!
Love
LOVE!! LOVE WHAT A SILLY LITTLE WORD FOR SUCH A STRONG FEELING I COULD SAY I LOVE YOU ALL DAY LONG AND IT NOT MEAN A THING... WHY WOULD ANYONE THROW THAT WORD AROUND SO CARELESSLY.... HAVE YOU EVER TRULY LOVED? I MEAN THE KIND OF LOVE THAT HURTS...WHEN IT HURTS TO BREATHE.....YOUR ONLY REASON FOR WAKING UP IN THE MORNING IS THE ONE YOU LOVE MORE THAN YOUR OWN LIFE.....AARRRRRRRRRRRR....WHY DO PEOPLE GET MARRIED ONLY TO END IN DIVORCE? WHEN YOU WALK DOWN THAT AISLE,IF YOU FEEL THE SLIGHTEST DOUBT, THEN YOUR DOING THE WRONG THING OR MARRYING THE WRONG PERSON!! WHEN WILL PEOPLE GET THAT? WHEN IT IS TOO LATE I SUPPOSE. LIFE SHOULD BE LIVED FOR THE MOMENT ON ANOTHER NOTE... HAVE FUN NO REGRETS!! LIFE IS TOO SHORT FOR THEM LOVE FULLY AND COMPLETELY, AND LET THOSE YOU LOVE KNOW HOW YOU FEEL!! YES I KNOW I HAVE REVERTED BACK TO THAT SILLY WORD "LOVE"... IT IS THE ONLY WAY TO DESCRIBE IT!!! RIGHT NOW, MY HEART IS BREAKING EVERY SECOND OF EVERYDAY, BECA
New Pics!
Got more pics up! Meet BORIS FRANKENSTEIN KARLOFF our butler cat, some of us including a few naughty pics and more! Have a great hump day! Mark and Lina
Just Stuff And Nonsense
hello there people just wanted to say high and let people who dont know me in the outside world know me lets see im short chubby cute and bi polar lol i have 3 kids a new husband a freak of nature cat and a gay dog im 31 i dig goth metal music some mainstream lots not i read constantly and if ya wanna know more go ask my roommates they are all on here too lmao anyway later ppl
You Ever Dance With The Devil By The Pale Moonlight?
Ok, I will share one of my deepest and most secret desires with you. I want to be a superheroine. Yes, I said it out loud, whew! Now, I don't mean I want to fly like Superman or move like Flash, I mean let's get real I know that can't happen. But, I can do as Batman and be completely human and still save the day, right? I have a book called "The Batman Handbook: The Ultimate Training Manual". And yes, it is for real. None of that, ok make a cape from your curtains and do a few situps and you are ready to go...oh no. First, let me say that Batman is my absolute favorite superhero and surprisingly enough Joker is my favorite villain. I almost could be like either but prefer to try and stay on the right side of good and evil...for now. But I am amazed at how there really could be a "Batman" one day in this world. I mean what does he do that someone(with his financial resources) couldn't do? Yes, it would take dedication, lots and lots of determination, and of course a complete void of
Read This
Weird Things You Would Never Know!! (But do now!) 1. A shrimp's heart is in its head. 2. The "sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick" is said to be the toughest tongue twister in the English language. 3. Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have over a million descendants. 4. Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your ear by 700 times. 5. If the government has no knowledge of aliens, then why does Title 14,Section 1211 of the Code of Federal Regulations, implemented on July 16 1969, make it illegal for U.S. citizens to have any contact with extraterrestrials or their vehicles? 6. In every episode of Seinfeld there is a Superman somewhere. 7. A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why. 8. 23% of all photocopier faults world-wide are caused by people sitting on them and photocopying their butts. 9. Most lipstick contains fish scales. 10. Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different. 11. If
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Why Me!!!
Well my ex has fucked me over once again. We broke up a month ago, and she thinks that she is going to tell me I can't talk to other girls. FUCK THAT SHIT. I am a grown ass man, and I will do as I please, I don't have to take orders from anyone. what is wrong with her?
Pissed Off Because No One Asked Me To Rip Any Of My Pix
Ok I was up around my house cleaning trying to make it look nice right.. I put my status on yahoo that I was cleaning my house after that I took a shower.. When I come back and check things out.. I saw this person it said he had rip my photo an hour ago.. I got fucking pissed.. I jumped on him about ripping my pix with out asking, well I said you did not ask me to rip any of pix that is what I said, well he said sorry it won't happen again.. So now what should do if this keeps happening to me if someone else rips my pix with out asking.. What should I do? Well I told him I will let it go this time but the next time you rip any of my pix with out asking I will have to block all rips.. If you all have any ideas of what should I do next time plz feel free to comment.. Thank you all for reading have a really good day..:D Virgo24
Repiercing
IT'S OFFICIAL, I LOVE PAIN........I JUST HAD TO REPIERCE MY NIPPLES MYSELF CUZ THEY CLOSED UP AFTER HAVING THE X-RAYS DONE YESTERDAY.......WOOHOO, FEELS GOOD.
No Title
I want to run and not look back to say it's over and that's a fact too many times- we've been here before too many times have we kept the score laying with you makes me cry to say i don't love you is a lie too many times we've been down this road my feet run ragged- to the bone there have been so many times i've wanted to quit yet I take control and hold out for a bit it's always the little things that bring it home I break down and I'm still all alone I know it'll hurt more the longer we wait the little things build up and turn into hate I don't want to hate you, not now or ever But I can't see this happening forever We want different things from this world you & I You're amazing and I want you to be able to fly I want you to be all you can be But I don't think you can, not here, not with me Things are changing and I'm still growing up We can't sit around and pretend I'm your lil' pup I don't know what I want but nights liek this aren't it. How could we wait unt
Well Yesterday Was A Fluke
man i felt so good yesterday and i thought i was gonna be better but damn i was wrong i woke up this morning and felt like ass again so i guess i will still be waiting on a damn doctor to figure out what is wrong with me:(
Come Onu You Guys
I only ae days left my contest please come help me out......
Guitar Songs
I sit here in the dark As you strum your guitar We're in teh same room But it feels so fucking far Far away-not in distance But far away at heart I feel closer to you When we are apart I don't know what it is but it's killing me inside You want me to choose Which path to follow- I can't decide For not much longer Can we keep living A lie (to ourselves) Or keep on giving I'm not ready to let go But I can't stay- I know. I want us to discover ourselves to soak it up, to learn, to grow A sad song now A sullen, quiet melody A silence, a breath It's a song because of me You ask me what I'm writing Of course I tell you nothing. A rush of confusion Seems to flush my face & thoughts I light up another cigarette the smoke swirls about The silence and the sadness Haunts my dreams- I shout This song- a Dave favorite Makes a small smile come to my face SOME of the little things make the space between us - only space - Not pain, or sadness or
Part Two Of Chapter 4
I would like to tell you for a man who did not get much sleep the night before he sure kept me up all night. Some where around 3 he pulled me in his arms and told me to sleep and it seamed I had just got my eyes closed and he was waking me up for class. I knew today I would be coming back and napping after class I fought so hard to stay awake all day. And when Jack was all peppy in class I truly wanted to throw something at his head. I made it though the day and after class went strait to bed. I awoke with a start at 945 and rushed to get dressed and down to dinner. Jack was no where to be seen so I went walking around the court yard. After my long nap I was awake and thought it would do me good to get in a good walk. Maybe I would hear people talking and could get some more info. Around midnight I decided that I would go to bed and headed off to my room. When I got there I saw that Jack had his curtain down and I quickly undressed and went to get in bed with him. When I pulled back th
Thinking Outloud..
Disappointment, it's something that can be counted on. It will always be there in someone or something you do. Lost loves, lost games, lost friends. Lives cut to short by death, dreams dashed down by OTHER peoples' cold reality. Because of what they went through, because of their past experiences it can only the same for you. YOU can't break the mold, YOU can't be anything but what you come from or from what those around you are. We even do it to our own selves, let past experiences, past people, past history, we let it ALL get in the way. Some are even so completely tore up from what happened before they sabotage everything good that happens later. Recently someone knocked on my door and I was just as warm as I ever was. (He was puzzled, because in his mind he had done me wrong. In my mind he told me the truth and made a choice to do what was necessary for him to do what was right by his children and someone else he had made a promise to. He didn't have to be truthful, and most w
First Time
The first time with a condom... I was 16 or so.... I went in to buy a package of condoms. There was a beautiful woman behind the counter, and she could see that I was new at it. She handed me the package and asked, if I knew how to wear one. I honestly answered, "No." So she unwrapped the package, took one out and slipped over her thumb. She cautioned me to make sure it was on tight and secure. I apparently still looked confused. So she looked all around the store. It was empty. She said, "Just a minute." And walked to the door, and locked it. Taking my hand, she led me into the back room, unbuttoned her blouse and removed it. She unhooked her bra and laid it aside. She asked, "Do these excite you?" Well, I was so dumb-struck that all I could do was nod my head. She then said, it was time to slip the condom on. As I was slipping it on, she dropped her skirt, removed her panties and laid down on a desk. "Well, come on", she said, "We don't have much
Big Girls Don't Cry
If big girls don't cry And I'm a "big girl" why is crying all I wish I could do? I'm staring at you you're standing, staring at me It's been so long but there's nothing left you see? You wonder why But I can't tell you My heart breaks every day That I stay here chained to you Unfortunately, the rest of my life starts right here with a good-bye I know it's going to suck, But if I don't, I'm fucked I need time to think, to breathe, to feel, I need to go meet me again, I need some time to heal. We've had our ups, we've had our downs But I'm the happiest when you're not around Harsh- it may be But harsh Baby- it's how you've treated me I'm not solid I'm not made of stone I'm not something you can "polish up" I'm not better off when "shown" I have a voice I command attention I have a passion of which youll never know to mention When I look in the mirror ALl I see is average I used to be a beautiful girl And Now I have no leverage
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Was A Lot Of Fun.....
Ok, so just wanted to let ya'll know that by this time tomorrow, this account will be deleted. I've met alot of really cool peeps here and trust me, you will be missed! But, you guys take care and thanks for making this place so much fun for the short time that I was here! MUAHZ to ye'all! lol
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ok, my private folder is open for a week so you people who have been bugging the hell out of me to see it can go, get your jollies on or whatever you do and be done with it. ps. to the person in my family who marked one of my pics in my family only folder nsfw, im not so happy.
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So We Are Sitting In Japan After Our Show Waiting For A Typhoon To Hit.
Show day, and a chance to lie in……NOT!! (Yes I said not) The jet lag has really got me by the balls, and I wake up at two hour intervals throughout the night, until at 4:30am, I finally give it up & watch some tv show that I couldn't understand but somehow got sucked into. We are Japan virgins no more. Cherry popped. Ice broken. We played our first punk rock set today in Iwaktai and not only did we kill it, the audience received us well, welcoming us in true fashion. We walked onstage to cheers and watched a mosh pit start in front of me!! We played a crazy set that seemed to fly by so quickly, and ended with the Rebel Yell, which went down great. Everyone was shouting the chorus back to us and jumping up and down. We all feel really good to have done the first show and as I type this, I just want to saythank you to everyone that came to the show!!!!! Not only a great crowd but great people as well. So we are now sitting in our hotel rooms in japan after our show waiting for a
Bad News
ok everyone this is the situation my laptop has to have work done to it and i will be without a computer for about 2 weeks...So i wont be on much and when i am i will be at my moms and can only be on for a short time....so please still show me some love and i will be back as soon as i can....
My Dream Guy
alone at night I drift and dream my heart races and longs to scream in your arms I long to be safely held in my lovers keep protected and safe as you watch me sleep and look to me in adoration thinking of me with contemplation and happy we are we i feel so safe within your grasp and when you kiss me I have to gasp you just take my breath away with all the sweet words that you whisper and the way I see that your eyes shimmer when you look at me so complete if you can fathom at long last love i can imagine if naught with you then who? please race to me my sweet obsession embrace me now lift me to heaven and hold evermore my soul and if i wake within the morrow and you're not here i'll fill with sorrow to know that i dreamed you only you were not real just imagination a tempted hearts woefull creation and so i'll long for sedation to be in your arms once more
Muffins!
The couple were 85 years old, and had been married for sixty years. Though they were far from rich, they managed to get by because they watched their pennies. Though not young, they were both in very good health, largely due to the wife's insistence on healthy foods and exercise for the last decade. One day, their good health didn't help when they went on a rare vacation and their plane crashed, sending them off to Heaven. They reached the pearly gates, and St. Peter escorted them inside. He took them to a beautiful mansion, furnished in gold and fine silks, with a fully stocked kitchen and a waterfall in the master bath . A maid could be seen hanging their favorite clothes in the closet. They gasped in astonishment when he said, "Welcome to Heaven. This will be your home now." The old man asked Peter how much all this was going to cost. "Why, nothing," Peter replied, "remember, this is your reward in Heaven." The old man looked out the window and right there he
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You Know You're From Maryland When
* You know how to pronounce 'Towson' * You remember what the Inner Harbor looked like before it was the Inner Harbor. * You ate at Haussner's.. * You remember Friendship Airport. * You remember driving over the old Kent Narrows Draw-Bridge that snarled weekend traffic coming home from the Ocean. * You love the Domino Sugar sign you can see across the harbor. * You remember the rotating restaurant on top off the Holiday Inn on Light Street. * You know Annapolis and Hopkins are national treasures and you get a kick out of hearing them named in movies or TV. * You know B&O is not body odor * That downtown smelled great near McCormicks. * Every kitchen has a can of Old Bay . * You refer to your state as "Marilyn." * You and your Mom shopped at Brager Gutmans, Hutzlers, The Hub Stewart's, The May Company . * You know where "Downey Ocean" is. * You remember the Civic Center . * You know P
The Doll And The Rose
The Doll and the Rose I was walking around in a store. I saw a cashier hand this little boy his money back saying "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll." Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?'' The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.'' Then she asked him to stay there for 5 minutes while she went to look around. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to. "It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for this Christmas. She was so sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her." I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus will bring it to her after all, and not to worry. But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she
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Rude .... Obnoxious ... Ugh
I really thought things were different here ..that people were kind .. and for the most part they are .. but .. i've been going thru mumms .. ( of which ive posted and others have ) .. and different blogs and bulletins . and have noticed people are rather rude .... Didn't anyone ever hear the saying If you cant say anything nice don't say anything at all ?? Guess not .. This really makes me wanna toss my fubar ID card out .. and move on from yet another childish crowd .. Who gives a flyin flunk if someone posts something during HH .. Who cares if someones bulletin isn't the works of Poe .. and who gives a rats ass if someone is honest enuf to post that they are doin something for Points . if you don't wanna help point them up .. Move on It never fails you get crowds you'll find cliques .. You'll get the obnoxious and you'll find them no matter what their age acting like Jr high Tweens .. Lawd People .. Get over it already !
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Psalms 145 ; Verses 12-21 And Psalms 146; 1-4verses
!2;To make know to the sons ,of His mighty acts, And the Glorious majesty of His kingdom. 13 ;Your kingdom ;oh LORD is everlasting kindgom. and Your dominion endures throughtout aLL generations. !4 ;The Lord up holds all who fall, And Praise up all who are bowed down. 15 ;The eyes of all look expecantly at you, And You Lord give them their food in due season. 16 ;You oh Lord open your hand and satasify the desire of every living thing. 17 :the Lord is rightness in all His ways. He is gracious in all His works. 18 :The Lord is near to all who call upon Him. To all that call upon Him in truth. 19 ; He will fill the desire of those who fear, He will also hear their cry and save them. 20 ;The Lord preserves all who love Him. but all the wicked he will destroy. 21 ;My mouth shall speek the Praise of the Lord, And all flesh shall be His Holy Name. for ever and ever. Psalms 146; verse 1; Praise Thee Oh Lord! Praise thee Lord oh my soul! 2 ; While
You Have To Be Kidding!
Why People Have Sex: It Feels Good Can the Associated Press really JUST be figuring this out? I would think that EVERYONE already knew this! LMAO
My Private Pictures
For those of you that want to ask about my private pictures they are for my family only. If I don't know you then don't ask to be on my family list. Take the time to get to know me and I might let you see them. Please don't ask until you know me because it just pisses me off. I have only been here a couple days and 20 people have asked to be on my family list and those are the first words they ever said to me. If you don't want to get to know me then don't ask me to be friends.
Excited I Got A Good Job
HEY EVERYONE I'M SOOOOOO EXCITED RIGHT NOW IT'S NOT EVEN FUNNY. WHEN THE COMPANY CLOSED THAT I WORKED FOR BACK IN 2003 AND I WAS PREG I COLLECTED UNEMPLOYMENT FOR AWHILE & COULDNT FIND A DECANT JOB. IN THE MEAN TIME I ENDED UP GETTING INTO A BAD CAR ACCIDENT WHEN I WAS 8 MONTHS PREG AND ALMOST LOST MY DAUGHTER AND ENDED UP HAVING HER EARLY DUE TO THE ACCIDENT. AFTER I HAD HER SHE HAD ALOT OF HEALTH PROBLEMS AND I HAD TO GO TO THERAPY FOR 2 YEARS SO I WAS UNABLE TO WORK. SO I HAVE BEEN A STAY AT HOME MOM NOW FOR ALMOST 4 YEARS NOW. I'M NOT THE TYPE OF PERSON THAT LIKES TO STAY HOME & NOT BE ABLE TO DO ANYTHING. DONT GET ME WRONG I DONT MIND STAYING HOME,BUT I AM THE INDEPENDANT TYPE. I LIKE TO BE ABLE TO SUPPORT MYSELF & MY DAUGHTER AND NOT HAVE TO DEPEND ON ANYONE FOR ANYTHING. SO WHEN I GOT A PHONE CALL TODAY ASKING ME IF I WOULD BE INTERESTED IN A JOB I WAS SO HAPPY. MY BEST FRIENDS FIENCE' IS A STALK BROKER & IS LOOKING FOR SOMEONE TO MAKE APOINTMENTS FOR HIM. I WILL BE STARTING
Oyster Grinders
Ingredients: * Sauce: * 3 Tbl. plus 1/2 C. (1 stick) butter -- divided * 3 Tbl. all purpose flour * 1 C. water * 1/4 C. hot pepper sauce * 1-1/2 tsp. chicken base (found in bouillon section of grocery stores) * 1/2 tsp. Cajun season * * Sandwiches: * 4 (8 inch) pieces French bread * 2 lbs. raw oysters * OR 24 oz. small cooked shrimp OR 24 oz. diced cooked chicken Method To Prepare Sauce: Make a roux with 3 Tbl butter. Stir in flour and mix. Set aside. In medium sauce pan, mix water, pepper sauce, chicken base and Cajun seasoning; bring to boil. Whisk in roux and cook till thickened. (Mixture will be thick). Remove from heat; stir in remaining 1/2 C. butter. To prepare sandwiches: Using a serrated knife, slice bread in half lengthwise. Hollow out bread, leaving a 1-inch border. In skillet, combine 1/3 C. sauce and oysters; cook over medium heat until plumped (2 to 3 minutes depending on
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Disney Syndrome
When was the last time you watched a Disney movie, or, in fact, any “chick flick”, because you knew they have sweet, happy endings? There’s always a little romance involved, and the right couple always ends up together, and they’re just so darn happy. What I like to refer to sometimes as the “Disney Syndrome” is the message these movies send, and their effect on young girls. It’s not an overtly harmful message, like many say violence sends—but it’s one that distorts views of the world, and gets us caught up in a fantasy land so that we become unused to dealing with real-world problems in real-world ways. In other words, we girls get a certain idea of romance and love and “Prince Charming” from these movies, and when we go out into the real world, we find there are no “Prince Charmings”, no movie-perfect, happily-ever-after loves, and romance always has its downside.
I'm Late! I'm Late! I'm Late!
Yeah. It's official. My brain has given up the ghost. Picture it. I'm curled up beneath a mountain of blankets, my head comfortably resting on my new pillow, which is exceptionally soft, mind you. Suddenly, my brain rips my body from its state of sleep and I spring to my feet, ready to make a mad dash somewhere. Skipping all the details here, I get ready for work only to realize that I'm working at the Village today and therefore I sitll have hours before I have to think about work.
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Secrets Of A Bleeding Heart
I'm an overly sensitive, sometimes crude, unthinking, insecure, Flake who wishes always to be a child and be free of the adult world, worries and fears...I'm utterly hopeless and Lost...But would you love me if I were anything less of who I truly was? People Change, in time..They grow...but I feel I will not. I feel both dread and elation at the thought of remaining a child at heart, and partly in mind. And Always in perspective. The Dread...Left behind in heart ache and loneliness. Never to find the one who truly understands me. The one in which my being will feel complete with. Happy. Whole. Found. For who could love one as me? The Elation...Carefree and always keeping my innocence close, Able to see things simply, from different eyes..to share a love of all things and understand what it is to be pure. But The terror is powerful. And I am Afraid. Afraid to ask for help, to share my inner most self. Afraid. Terrified....feelings that occupy my life. A deep feeling
Feels So Right - Alabama
Whisper to me softly three words upon my skin. No ones near and listenin, so please dont say goodbye. Just hold me close and love me. Press your lips to mine. Mm, feels so right, feels so right. Lying here beside you, I hear the echoes of your sighs. Promise me youll stay with me and keep warm tonight. So hold me close and love me. Give my heart a smile. Mm, feels so right, feels so right. Your body feels so gentle and my passion rises high. Youre lovin me so easy. Your wish is my command. Just hold me close and love me. Tell me it wont end. Mm, feels so right, feels so right, feels so right. Aw, you feel so right baby.
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Seafood Ragout
Ingredients: * 1 Onion Chopped * 1 Tbsp. Butter * 1 Tbsp. Bottled chopped garlic or 4 cloves minced * 4 Large Plum tomatoes chopped * Peel from 1/2 a large orange. * 10 oz Chicken Broth * 1 1/2 Cups White Wine * 1/2 Cup Vermouth or 3 tbsp. Pernod (Optional) * 2 Tsp. Dried Dill Weed * 1/4 tsp. Salt * 2 lbs Fresh Mussels (debearded) * 1 lb Fresh Fish, halibut, monkfish etc. * 1 lb Fresh or Frozen Uncooked Shrimp Peeled and deveined. 3 Sliced Green Onions Method In a large wide saucepan, stir into butter the onion and garlic and cook for 3 minutes. Add tomatoes, orange peel, chicken broth, wine, vermouth, dillweed and salt. Bring to a boil over high heat and reduce heat to medium for about 10 minutes. When broth is cooked, stir in mussels and shrimp. Cover and bring to a boil for about 4 minutes. Just till mussels open. Discard any mussels that do not open. Shrimp will be bright pink
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Shrimp With Rosemary Garlic Cream Sauce
Ingredients: * 1 1/2 lb. extra-large raw shrimp in shells * 2 sprigs fresh rosemary * 4 cloves garlic, crushed * 1/4 cup olive oil * 1/2 cup white wine * 1/4 cup water * 4 oz heavy cream (1/2 cup) * 4 tbsp. butter or margarine White pepper Method Shell and de-vein shrimp, reserving shells. Chop rosemary from one sprig. In food processor or blender, combine 2 of the cloves of crushed garlic, chopped rosemary and olive oil; process until spices are blended with oil. Pour marinade over shrimp and marinate for 4 hours or overnight. Prepare sauce: Simmer reserved shells in the wine and water for 10 minutes. Remove shells from stock. Continue to boil and reduce liquid to 1/4 cup. Add heavy cream, butter, the whole sprig of rosemary and 2 cloves of crushed garlic. Simmer until thickened. Strain; add pepper to taste. To cook shrimp, remove from marinade thread on skewers, and grill or broil until done, about 5 minutes per s
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Shrimp Italienne
Ingredients: * 2 T olive oil * 1 T vegetable oil * 4 T butter * 1 T finely chopped garlic * 1 T dried mushrooms, soaked in 4 T water, drained and chopped finely * 2 green peppers, blanched, seeded and finely chopped * salt * pepper * dry mustard to taste * a little cayenne pepper * paprika * 1 1/2 lbs. shelled shrimp * 2 T chopped chives * 2 T finely chopped red onion saffron rice Method Heat oil and 2 T butter. Saute garlic and mushrooms. Add green pepper. Season with salt, pepper, mustard, and cayenne. Sprinkle with paprika and add remaining 2 T butter. Add shrimp and shake over moderate heat 8 minutes, covering them well with sauteed mixture. Add chives and onion. Serve on saffron rice. Notes: Number of servings: 4
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Give Un To Others As You Would Want Givin To You!
Piss Testing On Govement Funded Checks
This was emailed to me and I don't really think its a bad idea. Working in the oilfield I'm subject to a piss test damn near every month. What do you think? I have a job. I work, they pay me. I pay my taxes and the government distributes my taxes as they see fit. In order to get that paycheck, I am required to pass a random urine test, which I have no problem with. What I do have a problem with is the distribution of my taxes to people who don't have to pass a urine test. Shouldn't one have to pass a urine test to get a welfare check, because I have to pass one to earn it for them? Please understand that I have no problem with helping people get back on their feet. I do, on the other hand, have a problem with helping someone sit on their ass. Could you imagine how much money the state would save if people had to pass a urine test to get a public assistance check.
Classic Angel Flake Coconut Cake
Ingredients: * 1 pkg. yellow cake mix * 7 oz pkg flaked coconut, divided * 1 C cold milk * 1 pkg (4 serving size)vanilla flavor instant pudding & pie filling * 1/4 C powdered sugar 1-8 oz tub whipped topping, thawed Method Prepare cake batter as directed on package; stir in 2/3 cup coconut. Pour evenly into 2 (9-inch) round cake pans. Bake as directed on package. Cool cake layers in pans on wire racks 10 minutes. Loosen cakes from pans; invert onto wire racks. Cool completely. Pour milk into medium bowl. Add dry pudding mix and sugar. Beat with wire whisk 2 minutes or until well blended (Mixture will be thick). Gently stir in whipped topping. Refrigerate 15 minutes. Place one of the cake layers on serving plate; spread top with 1 cup of the pudding mixture. Sprinkle with 3/4 cup of the remaining coconut; cover with second cake layer. Spread top and sides with remaining pudding mixture. Press remaining coconut into pudding mixture. Refri
Graditude And Thanks
i just wanted to say thank you to all of you that had voted and commented on my mumm ..... it was a real treat to see every ones comment wheather it was good or bad .... thank you to all of you men and weman ....... BIGBOY
Malibu Rum Cake
ngredients: * 1 8 oz can crushed pineapple, undrained * 1/3 to 1/2 cup coconut flavored rum * 1 8 oz pkg cream cheese, softened * 4 eggs, room temperature, beaten * 1/4 cup vegetable oil * 1 cup sour cream * 1 tsp vanilla extract * 1 box golden butter recipe cake mix * * Topping: * 1 stick butter * 1 cup sugar * 1/2 cup water * 1/2 cup coconut rum * 1 1/2 cup sweetened flaked coconut, toasted Method Drain pineapple juice into a measuring cup. Add coconut rum to equal 2/3 cup liquid, add pineapple, stirring well. Let sit for 20 to 30 minutes. Meanwhile, beat cream cheese until fluffy; add eggs, sour cream, vegetable oil, vanilla, and pineapple rum mixture, mixing well. Add cream cheese mixture to dry cake mix and beat with electric mixer on low until moistened, then beat at medium speed for 3 minutes. Pour into greased and floured 12 cup bundt pan and bake 45 to 50 minutes or until toothpick inserted in c
Life Is For Living
enjoy each day as if its the last then tomoro will never disapoint u
Peanut Butter Pound Cake
Ingredients: * For Cake; * 1/2 C. Butter (1 Stick), Softened * 1/2 C. Creamy Style Peanut Butter * 1 C. Sugar * 1 Tsp Vanilla * 1 Tbsp Milk * 4 Eggs * 2 C. All-Purpose Flour * 1/2 Tsp Ground Cinnamon * 1/4 Tsp Baking Powder * * For Topping: * 1 Tsp Ground Cinnamon * 1 Tbsp Sugar * 1/4 C. Lightly Salted, Dry Roasted Peanuts, Crushed * Method 1. Preheat oven to 325 degrees. Grease a 9x5x3 loaf pan. 2. Cream butter, peanut butter, and sugar together 3. Add vanilla and milk; beat well. 4. Add eggs one at a time. 5. Sift together the flour, cinnamon, and baking powder, and stir into batter. 6. Pour batter into prepared loaf pan. 7. In a ziplock bag, pour in the 1/4 cup peanuts, and roll with a rolling pin to crush. Add the rest of the topping ingredients and sake well. Sprinkle over top of cake and pat gently to press the topping slightly into the top of the batter. 8. Bake in preheated oven for 1 hour,
I Pray For You
Our World's Missing ChildrenI Pray for YouMay the Angels wrap their arms around youand carry you safely back homeMay the Lord bless you and steer youwhere-ever you may roamMay the spirits stand over your souland protect you from all that is badMay the Angels take care of your parentsand help them not to feel so sadMay your guardian Angel guide youback to those arms of loveMay you return home safely very soonI pray to our dear Lord aboveI pray for our worlds missing childrenI pray for their family's to find strengthI pray for all people to search for youI pray that they go to any lengthMy heart will always be with youwhere-ever it is that you aremay the strength of my love reach you
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Wake Up Ppl!
Wake up and pay attention!Turn Up Your Speakers & Listen! Why do people commit suicide?Why do people cut themselves? Why do girls become anorexic and bulimic? Why do kids bring guns to school?Why do kids get depressed...so they start using meds, and abusing them?Why do girls feel the need to act like sluts to impress guys?Why cant people show their sexuality freely, without worrying about being judged?In the Bill Of Rights, it says we have FREEDOM OF SPEECH! So why are we so afraid to speak up for ourselves?I KNOW WHY! "Whores""Geeks""Goths""Emos"
Melanocortin 1
Only an estimated 4 percent of the population is born with red hair (only 2% in the U.S.), due to the recessive nature of the gene that produces it. That gene, the melanocortin 1 receptor, was discovered on the 16th of the 23 human chromosome pairs in 1995 by Jonathan Rees, a professor at the University of Edinburgh in Scotland. It makes me sad..All I want in life is a female redhead....I'm not greedy, I'm not asking for fame or fortune or anything like that, I appreciate the beautifulness of the world around me, and as one of the nice guys, a dieing breed, I think I deserve the best, so if anybody out there knows of a nice redhead, help a borther out yo...
Wtf!!!!!!
ok my husband doesn't allow me to be friends or talk at all with men but I caught him last night talking to a bunch of women and calling them sexy and shit like that .... how fucked up is that? why do I have to be the tight laced perfect wife and not be friends in anyway with the oppoisite sex when he can sit here and flirt till his hearts content ? I really can't understand where in his little mind he thinks that shit is ok .... I hate double standards and now I will not stand for it anymore .... if he can't follow the same rules he puts on me then I sure as hell am not going to and he can just kiss my ass!!!!! what do you think?
As One
As One we walk this Earth together, As one we sing to Her our song, As one we love Her, As one we heal Her, Her heart beats with our own, As One. As one we join with Her, our Mother. As one we hear Her sacred song, As one we touch Her, As one we heal Her, Her heart beats with our own, As One.
Montage
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Team Lush
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Destiny
Watch your thoughts, for they become words. Watch your words, for they become actions. Watch your actions, for they become habits. Watch your habits, for they become character. Watch your character, for it becomes your destiny
Earth Mother
Life pulses throughout Her land, Covered by rich harvest and fertile beauty - Time as deep as ocean and as infinite as sand rippling harmony and complexity; Her duty Her life and wisdom rides the breeze, As her mercy and strength evaporates. Man's creation reigns; devastation, disease From invention of the wheel; we've industrialized our fates. War and meaningless death - what extinction it creates. Her rivers of life are running dry As She watches Her children lead Her to die. She feels the gentle wind of Her own failing breath, And from Her eye a final tear does glisten. It saddens Her to know we orbit our own death. We've always known the way - her voice; if only we would listen.
The Greatest Wife In The World Award Go's To
MY WIFE STAR.......Subservient Ice@ fubar
Ed Vs. Evil Spider Of Doom
Today, I did battle with the most foul creation to ever be put on the earth. A feriocous, man-eating spider the size of a mini-cooper(the original version, not the new one.) I was innocently getting ready for work, when I felt something brush my foot. As I was alone you can imagine how startled I was. I looked down and saw the hideous beast about to sink his fangs into me. I kicked with all my might, the hellspawn landed several feet away and stood his ground. His penetrating gaze burning a hole thru me. Standoff. There we were, just several feet of shag carpet seperated the two mortal enemies. If looks could kill, we would have been shooting lazors at each other. I sprang into action! Quickly dashing to the side I lunged for the nearest hard object....My Sealab 2021 Season 1 DvD case. The 8 legged monstrosity charged, and I smashed the DvD case into his terrible face twice. I removed the case, assured of my victory, but this was simply round 1. Much to my horror and chag
Deamons In My Mind
I think I think too much, I was replaying things in my mind all night and I still am. I bumped into someone from my old college, and while I was on patrol I seen someone from JHS and HS, and then a former co worker who was happy to see me (when I worked for target). But it was the person who I seen from JHS and HS keeps playing in my mind and I dont know why. How do you stop thinking so much :(
Oxymorons
Oxymorons.... 1. Is it good if a vacuum really sucks? 2. Why is the third hand on the watch called the second hand? 3. If a word is misspelled in the dictionary, how would we ever know? 4. If Webster wrote the first dictionary, where did he find the words? 5. Why do we say something is out of whack? What is a whack? 6. Why does "slow down" and "slow up" mean the same thing? 7. Why does "fat chance" and "slim chance" mean the same thing? 8. Why do "tug" boats push their barges? 9. Why do we sing "Take me out to the ball game" when we are already there? 10. Why are they called "stands" when they are made for sitting? 11. Why is it called "after dark" when it really is "after light"? 12. Doesn't "expecting the unexpected" make the unexpected expected? 13. Why are a "wise man" and a "wise guy" opposites? 14. Why do "overlook" and "oversee" mean opposite things? 15. Why is "phonics" not spelled the way it sounds? 16. If work is so terrific, why do they hav
What Other Importaint, Offten Used, Deffinitions...
What other importaint, offten used, deffinitions am I missing?... DEFFINITIONS: 1) BBW = Big Beautiful Women/Woman 2) BF = Boy Friend 3) BFF = Best Friend Forever 4) PM = Privet Message 5) TY = Thank You 6) BRB = Be Right Back 7) BBL = Be Back Later 8) BBS = Be Back Soon 9) TTYL = Talk To You Later 10)TTYS = Talk To You Soon 11)GF = Girl Friend 12)YW = Your welcome 13)IDK = I Don't Know 14)OMG = Oh My God/Goodness 15)OMG - OH MY GOSH/GAWD 16)STFU - SHUT THE FUCK UP -----------------------------------------------------
Poetry
Slowly I'm fading Suffocating Unable to breathe Can No one rescue me Uncertain of the future Ashamed of the past Wondering how long This pain can possibly last My friendships have all long faded My world is lonesome and cold Everything I am has been jaded And I can't help but to feel so alone I set the blade down years ago But still the urge remains The slight sting of tearing flesh Remains prominent to this day The pain in my chest seems so real fading breaths, breaking hearts It's the only thing left that I'm able to feel Sacrifices made Dreams thrown away Everything I am Everything I was Everything I ever wanted to be Has escaped me... Written by: ME!!!!!!!! The life you face the dreams you chase never finding the way always living day to day future plans all fall apart unbeknownst to what the future holds where should you start so many pieces to sort such a broke life, such a broken heart lonely tears accompanied only by
And I Thought Girls Did It A Lot....
I don't think anyone texts me more than Cory. It amazes me that a guy can text so damn much and so fast. LOL
Epiphany
New beginnings are hard to come by. You always expect them, but never accept them. No one ever wants to give second chances, but everyone wants to take them. Why is that? Why is it that you can have a friend for a decade who won't give you the time of day after you've done something as mediocre as called her mom a "bitch." Then you can forgive someone you've known only a year for spreading rumors about you, destroying your name and reputation... I think it's the person...It's all in the person. Me? I'm too forgiving. I forgive everyone, for everything, every time. You want to steal from me? Oh, I forgive you. You want to lie to me? Oh, I forgive you. You want to date my ex? Oh, I forgive you. You slept with my boyfriend? Oh, I forgive you. You wanna talk shit behind my back? Oh, I forgive you. You want to take complete advantage of every aspect I have to offer? Oh, I forgive you. You beat me constantly? Oh, I forgive you. You tell me I'm worthless? Oh, I forgive you.
I Give Up On Relationships!!
Well, nothing seems to work out the way I want when it comes to relationships. Every time I put my heart out there, it gets stomped on. So....time to box it back up and just not let myself get involved anymore. I'll just have fun and not let myself fall anymore.....at least not for a LONG while. Hurts too much, ya know? Who needs it anyway?
Just Silly Questions
Since I can't create a mumm anymore, have fun with these. This is just random silliness. A bunch of questions for no reason whatsoever. 1. what would you do for a klondike bar? 2. hotter couple, aunt jamima & mrs. butterworth or betty crocker & the pillsbury doughboy? (i said this was silly) 3. cocoa krispies or cocoa pebbles? 4. how many time did the batmobile catch a flat? 5. who annoys you more rosie o'donnell or bill o'reily? 6. is three really the magic number? 7. who is badder, count chocula or the count from sesame street? 8. who is better puddle of mudd or linkin park? 9. fed ex or dhl? 10. better decade of music 70's, 80's or 90's? Have fun. I may just do this again....LOL
Blessed Be!!!!
Hello. I just wanted to say hello and wish you all a great day/night and hopefully you are walking on the right path and the God's and Goddesses watch over and bless you all. Love ya all. Blessed Be!!!
Now We Know....
So one night "the chicken" & "the egg" were layin in their bed after just havin "done it"... when the chicken reaches over, grabs a ciggy and proceeds to enjoy the "after moment" while lying back against that headboard..... Then at that same moment the egg pulls the sheet over itself' and rolls onto its side and says in a very low mumble.... "well, I guess we know the answer to THAT now dont we" ??? xoxoxoxo
Adult Survey
Body: 1. Is sex best morning afternoon or night? i'm choosing ANY TIME! 2. What side of the bed do you sleep on? Right .. or middle 3. Pork, Beef, or Chicken: chicken 4. Have you ever had to pull over on the side of the road to puke?: Guilty !! Yes I have 5. What leg do you put in pants first when pulling them up?: idk never paid attention 6. Candles or Incense? candles 7. Do you dance when no one is watching? i have 8. Did you play doctor when you were little? yes 9. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money? I think in germany .. it's a bit of a blur 10. Stove top cooking or microwave? you cooking 11.Would you rather your house be dirty or car? my car. 12. Shower or bath? Both 13. That spot that makes you melt?: if you can't find it i'm not directing you to it 15. Mexican or Chinese food?: Mexi 16. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?: both 17. Do you love someone on your top friends?: Yes 1
Thank You For All You Do Prayers With You All
*Turn up your volume*You stay up for 16 hours.He stays up for days on end.You take a warm shower to help you wake up.He goes days or weeks without running water.You complain of a "headache", and call in sick.He gets shot at as others are hit, and keeps moving forward.You put on your anti war/don't support the troops shirt, and go meet up with your friends.He still fights for your right to wear that shirt.You make sure you're cell phone is in your pocket.He clutches the cross hanging on his chain next to his dog tags.You talk trash about your "buddies" that aren't with you.He knows he may not see some of his buddies again.You walk down the beach, staring at all the pretty girls.He patrols the streets, searching for insurgents and terrorists.You complain about how hot it is.He wears his heavy gear, not daring to take off his helmet to wipe his brow.You go out to lunch, and complain because the restaurant got your order wrong.He doesn't get to eat today.Your maid makes your bed and washes
Zebrafish Study May Point Way To Blindness Cure
The ability of zebrafish to regenerate damaged retinas has given scientists a clue about restoring human vision and could lead to an experimental treatment for blindness within five years. British researchers said on Wednesday they had successfully grown in the laboratory a type of adult stem cell found in the eyes of both fish and mammals that develops into neurons in the retina. In future, these cells could be injected into the eye as a treatment for diseases such as macular degeneration, glaucoma and diabetes-related blindness, according to Astrid Limb of University College London's (UCL) Institute of Ophthalmology. Damage to the retina -- the part of the eye that sends messages to the brain -- is responsible for most cases of sight loss. "Our findings have enormous potential," Limb said. "It could help in all diseases where the neurons are damaged, which is basically nearly every disease of the eye." Limb and her colleagues studied so-called Mueller glial cells in th
True Love Never Ends
Love VersUs LiKe!! Never leave the one you [LOVE] for the one you (LIKE) because the one you LIKE will leave you for the one they LOVE True Love Doesn't Have A Happy Ending BECAUSE True Love Never Ends ...tonight your true love will realize how much they love you. between 1 & 4 in the morning, tomorrow the shock of your life will occur. if you break the chain then you will have bad luck.... ..*..*..*..*..*..*..*..*..*..*..*..*..*..*..*..*..*..*..*.. If you REALLY LIKE (or LOVE) SOMEONE right now AND MISS THEM and can't get them out of your head , TELL THEM! only if its TRUE!
Another Deep Thought.....
I wish outer space guys would conquer the Earth and make people their pets, because I'd like to have one of those little beds with my name on it.
Loki
Loki or Loke is the mythical Fire-giant/deity of mischief in Norse mythology, a son of the giants Fárbauti and Laufey. Loki also had two brothers (Helbindi & Byleist) of whom nothing is known. He is described as the "contriver of all fraud". He mixed freely with the gods for a long time, even becoming Odin's blood brother. Despite much research, "the figure of Loki remains obscure; there is no trace of a cult, and the name does not appear in place-names."[1] Sources inconsistently place him among the Æsir; however, this may only be due to him being a journeyman of sneak and his close relation with Odin and the amount of time that he spends among the Æsir. Like Odin (though to a lesser extent), Loki bears many names: Lie-Smith, Sly-God, Shape-Changer, Sly-One, Lopt, Sky Traveller, Sky Walker and Wizard Of Lies among others. The composer Richard Wagner presented Loki under an invented Germanized name Loge in his opera Das Rheingold. Loge is also mentioned, but does not appear as
Another Deep Thought.....
Children need encouragement. If a kid gets an answer right, tell him it was a lucky guess. That way he develops a good, lucky feeling.
Another Deep Thought.....
If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is "God is crying." And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is "Probably because of something you did."
9 Words Women Use
9 WORDS WOMEN USE 1. Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. 2. Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a 1/2 hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. 3. Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine. 4. Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It! 5. Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.) 6. That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding ho
How Cute Please Rate If Nothing Else
THIS IS FUBARS MOST PERFECT COUPLE HERE AND THEY NEED SOME LOVE.. THEY BOTH ARE IN A CONTEST WHERE THEY NEED 15,000 COMMENTS EACH TO WIN A BLAST. I KNOW IF YOU HAVE TIME TO OPEN THIS BULLENTIN THEN YOU HAVE TO HAVE A FEW MINUTES TO GO LEAVE 5 OR 10 ON THERE CONTESTS BUT IF THAT IS EVEN ASKING TO MUCH COULD YOU AT LEAST JUST CLICK ON EACH OF THEIR CONTEST LINKS AND GO GIVE THEM EACH ONE TEN RATE. THOSE COUNT TWORDS BOMBS AND THAT MEANS EACH TIME SOMEONE DOES THAT IT WILL SAVE US FROM NEEDING TO LAY DOWN THAT EXTRA TEN COMMENTS. SO IF YOU CAN BOMB PLEASE JUST A SIMPLE RATE ON EACH WOULD HELP US. TY ALL...
Another Deep Thought.....
Fear can sometimes be a useful emotion. For instance, let's say you're an astronaught on the moon and you fear that your partner has been turned into Dracula. The next time he goes out for the moon pieces, wham!, you just slam the door behind him and blast off. He might call you on the radio and say he's not Dracula, but you just say, "Think again, bat man."
More Plans For Me...
Yippiers I’m so excited. Only a few more days till Ozzfest and then Jer De Fete is right around the corner. Between the yummy food and awesome crafts it’s a sure win. I need to sit down and fix every ones shoes for it. I got conned into decorating sandals for every one to wear. Then its count down time for some very special people’s birthdays so I’m gearing up for party planning mode. September 14th for Ryan and then the 16th for daddy, 2 parties in one weekend. There’s nothing like an eye crossing challenge.
Episode 75: Bloggers Under Attack
Let's suppose for just one second that your news only came from one source and one source only. Would they be fair and objective still? Would the news media actually ask us to form our own opinions? Starting with a brief history of the internet here. The Pentagon invented it as a form of communication within the military. By the time we got it, it was believed by our federal government and the military that it would be little more than one huge uber-mall. Yep, it would be one of the biggest bastions of the almighty dollar, another monument to consumerism. That, however, was thwarted when your typical high-school nerds learned the language of the computer and found one simple fact; the possibilities were endless. Soon, there were programs geared towards communication. Email took the place of physically writing letters to your friends in distant places. Instant Messengers took the place of phones. Then came chat rooms...the connections became faster, the MP3 file came about, inform
Amen!!!!!!!!!!
AMEN!!! One of my sons serves in the military. He is still stateside, here in California . He called me yesterday to let me know how warm and welcoming people were to him, and his troops, everywhere he goes,telling me how people shake their hands, and thank them for being willing to serve, and fight, for not only our own freedoms but so that others may have them also. But he also told me about an incident in the grocery store he stopped at yesterday, on his way home from the base. He said that ahead of several people in front of him stood a woman dressed in a burkha. He said when she got to the cashier she loudly remarked about the U.S. Flag lapel pin the cashier wore on her smock. The cashier reached up and touched the pin, and said proudly," Yes, I always wear it and probably always will." The woman in the burkha then asked the cashier when she was going to stop bombing her countrymen, explaining that she was Iraqi. A gentleman standing behind my son ste
Just A Random Blog
just thinking alot of things been going on latly like started talking to some one that fucking kicks ass thats a good thing that hapend lol and then a bad thing is a friend and i got druged the other day none nether one of us remember shit i got to put new brakes on my car another good thing is i go on vacation next week woot woot im happy i need it work has been killing me glad i can get away for a week lol and been thinking about some things out side of all that just standing in a state of confuseion right now but ill let you all go for now lol later DJ Faust
Gotta Hear This One-joke Lovers
This teenage girl had come home day after day and when ever her mom would tell her to do something she would always reply " talk to the hand". Well, this went on until one night when her mom had worked 2 shifts and tired as crap, more or less her give a damn was broken, the girl came home late and when her mom asked her where she had been, the daughter once again replied "talk to the hand", the mom full of aching muscles and needing to relax became very upset and looked the daughter in the face and said her famous words, " talk to the wrist because the fist is pissed", the daughter took the hint and no longer used her famous words
A Drunken Man......
A drunken man walks into a biker bar, sits down at the bar and orders a drink. Looking around, he sees three men sitting at a corner table. He gets up, staggers to the table, leans over, looks the biggest, meanest, biker in the face and says: "I went by your grandma's house today and I saw her in the hallway buck naked. Man, she is one fine looking woman!" The biker looks at him and doesn't say a word. His buddies are confused, because he is one bad biker and would fight at the drop of a hat. The drunk leans on the table again and says, "I got it on with your grandma and she is good, the best I ever had!" The biker's buddies are starting to get really mad but the biker still says nothing. The drunk leans on the table one more time and says, "I'll tell you something else, boy, your grandma liked it!" At this point the biker stands up, takes the drunk by the shoulders looks him square in the eyes and says................... "Grandpa,....... Go home, you're drunk!"
Can't Recover
(more)* Deep Thoughts * By Jack Handy
One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my little nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove him to an old burned-out warehouse. "Oh, no," I said. "Disneyland burned down." He cried and cried, but I think that deep down, he thought it was a pretty good joke. I started to drive over to the real Disneyland, but it was getting pretty late.
Kids Say The Funniest Things
1. Jack was watching his Mom breast feeding his new baby sister. After a while he asked: "Mom why have you got two? Is one for hot and one for cold milk?" 2. Melanie asked her Granny how old she was. Granny replied she was so old she didn't remember any more. Said Melanie, "If you don't remember you must look in the back of your panties. Mine say five to six." 3. Steven hugged and kissed his Mom goodnight. "I love you so much, that when you die I'm going to bury you outside my bedroom window." 4. Brittany had an earache and wanted a painkiller. She tried in vain to take the lid off the bottle. Seeing her frustration, her Mom explained it was a childproof cap and she'd have to open it for her. Eyes wide with wonder, the little girl asked: "How does it know it's me?" 5. Susan was drinking juice when she got the hiccups. "Please don't give me this juice again," she said, "It makes my teeth cough." 6. Danni stepped onto the bathroom scale and asked: "How much do I cost?
Thought For The Day - 1 August 2007
Ah, the Socratic Method. The best way we have of teaching everything -- apart from juggling chainsaws.--House
Memories
I remember all the feelings you gave me, And when I think of you, my soul flies free. Even while my heart aches deeply, Memories of you let me treat others sweetly. Please stop me from crying, help me win this fight. Whisper to the wind, the water, the cherry blossoms of the night... Help my smile awake with a joy unsurpassed, Even if such gentle things were never meant to last...
Every Evening That I Die...
i was having the best conversation with ruby last night via the phone. i hate when people use their "hard life" as a reason to whine and bitch and moan. i told her about MY life ... and THAT'S a hard fucking life to have. Do I complain about it? NO. Do I use it as an excuse? NO. Have I told many people what happened to us growing up until now? NO. So shut the fuck up about your "hard life" when you don't even know what the fuck that is. This Public Service Announcement brought to you by Persia. :)
* Deep Thoughts * By Jack Handy
At first I thought, if I were Superman, a perfect secret identity would be "Clark Kent, Dentist," because you could save money on tooth X-rays. But then I thought, if a patient said, "How's my back tooth?" and you just looked at it with your X-ray vision and said, "Oh it's okay," then the patient would probably say, "Aren't you going to take an X-ray, stupid?" and you'd say, "Aw fuck you, get outta here," and then he probably wouldn't even pay his bill.
How Much Can One Take?
This is a question that has been on my mind quite a bit of late, not so much for myself as it is for those I love. Last night, a member of our family was placed in protective custody and put on suicide watch. Over the course of the last week, there had been some behavioral issues with this person, but no indication of how bad he was feeling until yesterday and last night. Although not a shrink or anything, I have done a lot of research on the subject due to a friend who committed suicide when I was in school...in my family member's case, there was never any indication/signs/etc. I'm even more concerned with my fiancee, who seems to have stuff constantly piled on her to the point where it seems like she's gonna break. Fortunately, she has not, but how much more can she take? Regardless of what happens, I will stand by her, but my concern is how much more can a person take before they are pushed too far....and what can I do to pull people away from the precipice....
Weird Useless Information
The sentence "the quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog" uses every letter in the English language. 111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321 The average human eats 8 spiders in their lifetime at night. "I am." is the shortest complete sentence in the English language. A rhinoceros horn is made of compacted hair. The shortest war in history was between Zanzibar and England in 1896. Zanzibar surrendered after 38 minutes. A polar bear's skin is black. Its fur is not white, but actually clear. Donald Duck comics were banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants. More people are killed by donkeys annually than are killed in plane crashes. Shakespeare invented the word "assassination" and "bump." If you keep a Goldfish in the dark room, it will eventually turn white. Women blink nearly twice as much as men. The name of all the continents end with the same letter that they start with. The word "lethologica" describes the state of no
It Takes A Big Man To Cry,
but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man.
101 Ways To Be Annoying
1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly. 2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage." 3. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go." 4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeeep Bip..." 5. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others. 6. Amuse yourself for endless hours by hooking a camcorder to your TVand then pointing it at the screen. 7. Speak only in a "robot" voice. 8. Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly. 9. Start each meal by conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will "swipe your grub." 10. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inchpaper, 99 copies. 11. Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets. 12. Sniffle incessantly. 13. Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles. 14. Name your dog "Dog." 15. Insist on keeping your car windshield
Prayers For Ray & Cindy
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Bellies
A little boy walks into his parents' room to see his mom on top of his dad bouncing up and down. The mom sees her son and quickly dismounts, worried about what her son has seen. She dresses quickly and goes to find him. The son sees his mom and asks, "What were you and Dad doing?" The mother replies "Well you know your dad has a big tummy and sometimes I have to get on top of it to help flatten it." "You're wasting your time, " said the boy. "Why is that?" asked his mom, puzzled. "Well when you go shopping the lady next door comes over and gets on her knees and blows it right back up."
Yay!!!
So this morning my family became complete...I have both of my children here with me now:D I will be very preoccupied with them for the remainder of the summer and whenever they are up and or not in school. I will try to keep up with everyone, but if I fail...don't get grumpy...i won't ever skip out on mom time for anyone. My children are what matter most. I do hope everyone is enjoying their summer..and that I can visit with as many of you as possible...when I have free time! Hugs and kisses to all!
Hope This Makes You Smile......
...why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin? ...why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed? ...why you don't ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"? .....why "abbreviated" is such a long word? ...why doctors call what they do "practice"? ...why you have to click on "Start" to stop Windows 98? .....why lemon juice is made with artificial flavor, while dishwashing liquid is made with real lemons? ...why the man who invests all your money is called a broker? ...why there isn't mouse-flavored cat food? ...who tastes dog food when it has a "new & improved" flavor? ...why Noah didn't swat those two mosquitoes? ...why they sterilize the needle for lethal injections? ...why they don't make the whole plane out of the material used for the indestructible black box ? ...why sheep don't shrink when it rains? ...why they are called apartments when they are all stuck together? ...if con is the opposite of pro, is Congress th
Happy Girlfriends Day
Fun
if any women out there are looking for fun go to yahoo messenger and add me at xx_loverboy_1973@yahoo.com
My Heavenly Father I Pray Now>>for In The Ones Who Are In Darkness In This World
Oh Heavenly Father I come to thee now in prayer for guidence and your help and strenght too. My heart is very sensitive and I do need Thy strenght and love.; Keep me , my vision where Ill see and do what im suppose to do..Help me oh LOrd not to hate thy enimies ; For they to have a say , wether it be right or it be wrong too ; Help me not to judge them or hate them,; Just help me to show love to all even if Im not shown love back.; .help me to listen , hear and understand their point of views ; Help them oh Lord to see ,help them to hear Thy points of views( thy word of Truth Oh Lord Not my words) and to come to know thy word as the only Words needed in ones soul and You oh Lord as Thy Saviour.. I also prAy theiR eyes be open and they see the light before all is to late to see. I pray that their souls and minds and bodies be guided toward You oh Lord and your light. and they be not lost or lied to by Satan any more I thy servant ask this inthy name heavenly father . Amen.. diana
Happy
ONE MORE DAY TIL I AM ON MY WAY TO MY BABY. I LOVE YOU NATE
My View Of Internet Dating. The Sad Truth. Please Comment This One. -quick
There has been great debate about meeting people online, and internet dating.....so i thought i would go through my opinions on it. It never fails....there is always the couple that met online, and love their relationship, and then there is always someone near by that is quick to bash them. It seems that everyone has their own little opinion, but very little to back it up. So im going to pick it apart, and voice all my opinions and reasons for them. This might be a little long, but should be worth it, if it comes out the way i want it to. Okay, lets get right into why people like to meet people on the internet. This is clearly the most important part of this. #1) The number one reason why people like to meet on the internet is because there is alot less chance of rejection. Look at it from this point of view....take any random guys, and put them in a real life senario, where they have to approach a woman, and they will all be nervous, clam up, and not be cer
Stupid Space
so they changed the name from cherry tap to fubar what a piece of crap it has become I cant change anything in my old space http://www.cherryphotos.com/user/522531 so i made this one and half the time it still dosint let me change stuff like wtf Anyways if u have a facebook or msn or myspace let me know k peace
This Is What I Call Class.
July 31, 2007 Dear Tom, I write to you today with some momentous news. Earlier today, we decided to fundamentally change the direction of our team and trade Kevin Garnett. We acquired Al Jefferson, Gerald Green, Ryan Gomes, Sebastian Telfair, Theo Ratliff and two first-round draft picks from Boston. We're excited about the new players that we have acquired and the potential that the new draft picks represent. As with any great change, I am filled with mixed emotions. Sadness in seeing our franchise player depart but also great excitement in what the future holds. Our team is definitely young, but also extremely talented. Our core group of Randy Foye, Craig Smith, Rashad McCants, 2007 NBA Draft picks Corey Brewer and Chris Richard and the newly acquired players plus two future first-round picks have me energized about our long-term future. Yes, I'll miss Kevin Garnett. For 12 years Kevin has been the face of our franchise. We have all watched him grow and mature from "The
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Do You Think I Have Equal Rights To Speek On My Beliefs In Here As Everyone Else Does Say Their Piece Of Mind?>>
Id make this a mum but : another story , but I speek of religion and most in here think im a sunday school teacer and that I need to go to a religious site on the net.; Well if I just stay were there is religion and Christains, then how am I to serve My Lods calling to do his work ?: did not Jesus go to and give messages and teaching and healing ; And show love to all even sinners? and he was accepted and denied by some ?. well im no different ;I give the Word of Our Lord to all and those who enjoy to read it thats great ;But for those who say baahh thats ok too you dont have to belive or read the message or Word Of Our Lord .. Im just here like all others to do what is needed and to make friends , comfort others and help where I can..I also showing love and to those who need a prayer or support or just a friend to belive in the.. Im here and I dont think its fair /some in this want to censor me and shut me out ; They try to get me off this site. Hate is everywhere .. But Im not angr
Dysfunction Junction
I'm not sure whether to laugh or scream. Last night while watching Goodfellas on AMC, the screen faded for a commercial break. I should have gotten up to go grab some Junior Mints, but instead I decided to watch the commercials. And how lucky I was to have not missed this. On the screen were a bunch of 'average' guys....looking like it was a rehearsal time for a garage band. Several white collar workers looking to recapture youth. Apparently they were trying to recapture youth in more ways than one. It starts out with guys singing Viva Las Vegas. And that's why I thought they were in a garage band. OK, silly me.....with them singing an Elvis theme song, I was wrong about them being in a garage band. They were more like a lounge act for the Holiday Inn here in Rockford. But I digress. Today, I think, me digressing is because I have kept thinking about this commercial, and it ties many thoughts of past blogs in together. A cardboard Elvis, discovering gay-ness and m
Gothic Girls
Okay someone didnt like my sentence structure and grammar for my last blog. Just for them I'll rewrite this and maybe explain it better. The gothic girls that I've met and have got to know have this no one can suggest otherwise of how I'm going to dress or anything. But I wasn't trying to do that I merely explained that over time they would grow to want to please me cause they love me and would do things that wasn't usually in the nature to do. I don't want to change anything about you just merely get you to be flexible and openminded to things that might be out of sorts for you. It's this rigidness that has made come to a decision that maybe that gothic girls might not be for me.
Me I Guess
Well good morning. Haven’t heard from anyone lately and I do hope all is okay. It has been kind of quiet here. Just the same old things going on. I will get everything done on Saturday because I do want to go to the movies on Sunday to see Bourne Ultimatum Then maybe come to downtown to take a couple of pictures of the new statues they put up. Could do it during the day at work but I want pictures of just the statues and not everyone around. I’m going to have someone here today to take a couple of new pictures of me in a different color shirt again. I really love my color coordinated dress shirts with the matching tie. Then of course there are all the rings I wear lol not many guys wear rings like I do but have always liked jewelry. And of course then my cowboy boots which I never really wore anything else in my life for long it has most always been boots. Well trying to get a hold of my son Clif his cousin shot himself. I will have to send you the new pictures when I get them resize
An Aussie Asshole
for all of you who missed it it rather amusing -- thx to the help of JD, Ben Dover, Boo Boo & few others he got PWND LMFAO!!! soo the story goes i wrote that bulletin that is sticky at present and he comments who gives a fuck, and i said well u must or u wouldnt of commented so this is from then on .......... oh what fun it was LOL!!!!
New Naughty Song
Kfc Asks Pope To Bless Their Fish
For the first time KFC is going to serve fish. The KFC Fish Snacker is "An Alaskan Pollock fish filet breaded and fried to golden perfection, then topped with tangy tartar sauce and served on a warm sesame seed bun.Just in time for Lent, KFC says the new sandwich "is ideal for American Catholics who want to observe Lenten season traditions while still leading their busy, modern lifestyles.""People can enjoy the flavor of the new Fish Snacker any day of the week, but we believe it will be especially popular on Fridays," said James O'Reilly, Chief Marketing Officer for KFC.In a PR move to promote the new fish sandwich, KFC has concocted a publicity stunt that at least borders on sacrilegious: they've officially asked the Pope (yes, the one in Rome with the big hat) to bless their new sandwich.According to KFC's press release: "The company has asked the Pope himself for his blessing, with KFC President Gregg Dedrick sending a personal letter to the Vatican... The company has turned to
American Idol Fans Strike Back At Howard Stern
Filed under: Television, Competitive strategy, XM Satellite Radio (XMSR), Columns, News Corp'B' (NWS), Silver Wheaton (SLW)At least one "American Idol" fan is mad as hell at Howard Stern for promoting Vote for the Worst's campaign for the hapless Sanjaya Malakar and can't take it anymore. A person or persons has created a rather cheap-looking Web site STICKITTOSTERN to take on the King of All Media that calls on Idol viewers to lobby members of Congress to vote against the pending Sirius Satellite Radio Inc. (NASDAQ: SIRI) acquisition of XM Satellite Radio Inc. (NASDAQ: XMSR). Idol fans have accused Stern of ruining America's most popular television show by asking people not to vote for their favorite singer in the talent competition. Others, me included, argue that Stern is showing that "American Idol" is a singing competition in name only. Stickittostern and no doubt the top managers at Fox parent News Corp. (NYSE: NWS) see no humor in Stern's shenanigans. "Stopping this merger would
Wednesday Links: Whip 'em Out Wednesday, Patrice Oneal, Chris Hansen, New O&a Video, Traveling Virus In Detroit, New Videos Online, Superbad Scree
LISTEN TO TODAY'S SHOW ON AUDIBLE (link usually active by 3pm EST) Happy Whip 'em Out Wednesday Ladies of Paltalk, and thank you all for the early morning boobage! (log in and check out the 'Opie and Anthony LIVE' room to see them now!) It's a beautiful day in New York area, a lot of people are going to the beach, and it's PERFECT BOSOM WEATHER! If you want to get WOWed, you might need to get your hands on a WOW STICKER. There's a few ways to go about it: 1. GO TO THIS LINK FILL OUT THE FORM, AND WE WILL MAIL YOU ONE. 2. Send a self-addressed, stamped envelope (NOT A SMALL ONE, DUMMIES) to: The Opie and Anthony Show WOW Sticker Requests 111 West 57th Street Suite 500 New York, NY 10019 3. Get yourself an OFFICIAL WOW T-SHIRT!. They come in all sizes, so no matter how many corndogs and hamburgers you like to eat, you can get one that fits you. CLICK HERE AND GET A SHIRT...DAG NABBIT... and then eat some beef and cheese. Speaking of shirts...
Chapter 4
Chapter Four Beltane On Tuesday I walked in to my first class and Jack was there. He had already been up and gone when I had woke up this morning. And on the board he had the word Beltane. Jack stood at the head of the class and began to speak. “As you know Saturday night is the first full moon of spring and is when we hold our fertility rites. This well be the first gathering for most of you and I have been asked to prepare you for this event. Ten woman from the family have been chosen to act out the rite this year. They well each lay with a male masked elder. The father of the children that come from the rite well never be known. Though we do know they well be of elder blood. The children are raised to be the leaders of the family. Each elder today was made in the same way. Even Father was made this way. And only at this one time of the year is pregnancy allowed. You, as young one’s well act in no way. Your only there to support the family and to watch. This is also whe
Guess Today's A Good Day To Socialize
Today's Horror-scope .... You're feeling pretty good right now, and might be especially keen on reaching out to friends you haven't heard from in a while. Don't be too surprised if one or more of them has exactly the same idea.
Contest
Hey Hey! Bombers needed to help out tonight starting at midnight! KOW members show some love and respect to our founder! Non-KOW members bomb and see what we're all about and join us! ...remember it doesn't start until Midnight!
Oh Yes Baby Now This Is What I Like!
NOW I KNOW WHY HES CALLED UNDERCOVER. HE HAS BEEN BOMBING ALL OUR CONTESTS EVERY DAY BEING UNDERCOVER. HE GOES WITH OUT DETECTION. DOES ANYONE EVEN KNOW THAT HES HERE? HES A NEW POSSE AND I HAVE TO GIVE HIM NO DIRECTION AT ALL. HE HAS FOUND MY CONTEST BLOG AND HAS BEEN HELPING HIMSELF TO IT EVERY DAY HITTING EVERY CONTEST ON THERE. POSSE PLEASE IF YOU HAVE NOT ALREADY TAKE THE TIME TO GIVE HIS PAGE SOME LOVE PLEASE DO SO. THIS IS WHAT A POSSE IS ALL ABOUT. JUST GIVING AND ASKING NOTHING IN RETURN. WELL WE LIKE TO GIVE IT BUT WE ALSO LIKE TO RETURN IT. POSSE YOU ALL SHOULD HAVE HIM ADDED BY NOW BUT MAKE SURE YOU HIT HIS PAGE WITH LOVE. TY MIZZ SHADY.RIGHT HERE IS HIS PAGE LINK JUST A FAST CLICK AND YOUR THERE.http://fubar.com/user.php?u=259494&friend=259494Music Video Code provided by Video Code Zone
Jaws
So... over the last few days there have been several 'supposed' sightings of a large great white shark just off the South coast of England near to tourist resorts. The local Mayor has said something along the lines of "It's probably a basking shark because that's what my four year old son told me." A representative of the tourist board has said "There are no great white sharks in English waters and it is perfectly safe to go in the sea." Does any of this sound familiar to anyone? I wonder what Chief Brody would have to say.
Doing The Math
Just some other facts (Yeah, this clothes thing is really bothering me LOL) Paid in child support in 3 years $ 15,720. Adoption assistance collected 3 years $ 18,000. Personal loans $ 1300. Flight tickets and washing machine $ 740. 401k share (she took the cash) $ 17,000. School books Edison $ 300. (I not only paid Chelseas tab, but I also paid for her son Chris's fees) GRAND TOTAL $ 53,060. Her bills at the new place (estimated) Mortgage $ 1,000. Utilities $ 200. Water $ 100. Car payment $ 600. Insurance $ 100. Phone $ 150. Grand Total $ 2.150. Her salary (based on $ 20 an hour mth)$ 3,200. Overtime (based on $ 30 an hour) $ 720. Taxes and garnish
My First Blog To My Little Brother!!
This is to my little brother..Wayurackemnick is his site name. I am so very proud of you!! It has been tough for all around you that have gone to War. My heart has been aching since your 2nd tour. The thought of you going back makes me sad and scared. I believe in you and your Honor the ones you most feard. What a brave man you have turned out to be..And all of your friend who's lifes had to leave. I remember you little running naked in the snow!!!Now all grown up with a family of your own. I miss you all so much everyday. I will keep you in my heart and be sure to Pray. For all of you Soldiers who protect our Country and put your lifes on the line. God Please protect all of them, my brother too. And let my brother know his Big Sister will always be here waiting for you!! I Love You Nick
Rated R For Sexual Content...
In case you were wondering...this is what i do online all night long.... -------------------------------------------- Sarah: you are moving to MOISE, IMDAHOES Brooke Baker: im always moist Brooke Baker: yes Brooke Baker: yes i am Brooke Baker: im a ho so i move to idaho Sarah: moistness Sarah: its unpleasent. Sarah: tmi Brooke Baker: lol no Sarah: =) Brooke Baker: it happens Sarah: its like "Uh, whats goin on why are you femening?"
Ah So Funny Lol
joke1: a man says 2 his wife 'tell me something that will make me happy and sad at the same time' the wife replys......... u have a bigger cock than ya brother joke 2: sex is like kfc. u start with the breast. work ur way down the thigh & all ur left with is a greasy box 2 put ur bone in. i love that joke hahahahahahaaha
Shark Week!!!!!
Good Morning, another scorching predicted for the West Side of Lower Michigan today. Mid to upper 90’s color me hot… But, Shark week is still going on, on the discovery channel whoo hoo! I am such a geek on stuff of that nature. Throw in an adventure with knights of the round table and I am in seventh heaven. But honestly I do get mesmerized by the fascination of those creatures of the deep and not so deep. I once seen a internet video of a Shark airborne, it escapes me what was video enhanced in that it was attacking in flight from the sea. I think it was a surfer. But in realistic values the video that had been enhanced was that of a Great White Shark trouncing a seal. Yes those huge sometimes 15 to 20 foot eating machines can go airborne from deep to speeds that allow them to jettison their whole body out of the ocean and clamp onto it’s next meal. Feel safe in a boat now do ya? Honestly that is not the only shark that can do so. The Mako is another streaky fast cruiser of the ocean
Three Days Grace - Pain
Pain, without love Pain, can't get enough Pain, I like it rough 'Cause I'd rather feel pain than nothing at all You're sick of feeling numb You're not the only one I'll take you by the hand And I'll show you a world that you can understand This life is filled with hurt When happiness doesn't work Trust me and take my hand When the lights go out you will understand Pain, without love Pain, can't get enough Pain, I like it rough 'Cause I'd rather feel pain than nothing at all Pain, without love Pain, can't get enough Pain, I like it rough 'Cause I'd rather feel pain than nothing at all Anger and agony Are better than misery Trust me I've got a plan When the lights go off you will understand Pain, without love Pain, can't get enough Pain, I like it rough 'Cause I'd rather feel pain than nothing at all Pain, without love Pain, can't get enough Pain, I like it rough 'Cause I'd rather feel pain than nothing Rather feel pain I know That you're wound
Lonely Road Of Faith...righty Song This Time
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The Rest Of The Story
THE REST OF THE STORY I knew it, I knew it!!! I knew they would finally release the ingredients in Viagra: Vitamin E 3% Aspirin 2% Ibuprofen 2% Vitamin C 1% Spray Starch 5% Fix-A-Flat 87%
Vodka
1. To remove a bandage painlessly, saturate the bandage with vodka. The Solvent dissolves adhesive. 2. To clean the caulking around bathtubs and showers, fill a Trigger-spray bottle with vodka, spray the caulking, let set five Minutes and wash clean. The alcohol in the vodka kills mold and mildew 3. To clean your eyeglasses, simply wipe the lenses with a soft, clean Cloth dampened with vodka. The alcohol in the vodka cleans the glass and Kills germs. 4. Prolong the life of razors by filling a cup with vodka and letting Your safety razor blade soak in the alcohol after shaving. The vodka Disinfects the blade and prevents rusting. 5. Spray vodka on vomit stains, scrub with a brush, and then blot dry. 6. Using a cotton ball, apply vodka to your face as an astringent to Cleanse the skin and tighten pores. 7. Add a jigger of vodka to a 12-ounce bottle of shampoo. The alcohol Cleanses the scalp, removes toxins from hair, and stimulates the growth Of healthy hair.
First Entry
This is my first entry at fubar and so far so good. Who knows what insanity will follow.
"someday"
"I love you but u always turn your back on me ignore what i always tell you.You think your the best guy on earth' well i got news for you,you know im not that strong but it wont take long wont take long...Because someday ill forget about you,someday i wont even missed you.Someday i will never need you the way i wanted you to need me someday someone's gonna take your place...and if that time comes..i will thank you.." foxy_doll
Random Stuff
My mother had her surgery yesterday, and even though I had to wait close to 12 hours to see her, she is doing well and resting comfortably, with a morphine drip in her arm, lucky her! In other news, I've been summonsed to serve on a Grand Jury on September 4th. Work should just LOVE that new development. Oh well, whadaya gonna do?? My back is killing me today, probably from sitting in those damn chairs at the hospital. I feel like my back is ready to give out on me or something. I have to work today. After two days off, it's really gonna blow, but I get paid today, so that's a bonus. I'm going to attempt to buy a blast, but I can't guarentee it. My mother is pretty good about lending me her credit card though, as long as I pay her back, which I always do. All right, I guess that's all for now. I'm really not in the blogging mood.
For Ladies Only
Hi Everyone A friend of mine is selling throws, the thingys that you throw over your sofa. I only have the one attachment sample to show you now. They are ?63.00 each, I know it sounds expensive, but they are really good quality & absolutely gorgeous. I'm getting two, one for my bed and one for my sofa. Have a look, and let me know if you are interested. P.S I need all orders in by 12th December x
"vanilla Sky" Quote
"You can do whatever you want with your life but one day you'll know what love truely is....... It's the sour and the sweet and I know the sour, which allows me to appreciate the sweet." - Brian
3 Priests
Three priests were in a railroad station on their way home to Pittsburgh. Behind the ticket counter was a very sexy, shapely, well endowed woman wearing a very tight, skimpy sweater. She made the three priests very nervous, so they drew straws to determine who would get the tickets. The first priest approached the window. "Young lady, I would like three pickets to titsburg." He completely lost his composure and fled. The second priest goes to the window. "Young lady, I would like three tickets to Pittsburgh and I would like the change in nipples and dimes." Mortified, he too fled. "Morons...." the third priest mutters and moves to the window. "Young lady, I would like three tickets to Pittsburgh and I would like the change in nickels and dimes. And, if you insist on dressing like that, when you get to the pearly gates, St. Finger's going to shake his Peter at you." They took the bus.
My Chinese Astrology Sign
Myspace Chinese Astrology
Bleh, Online? Not Online? Being Ignored?
Alright, I know a lot of you out there think I'm ignoring you, but guess what?? I'm not..........A few close friends who I speak to on a regular basis have told me that even while I'm at work (when they know for a fact that I am, and not online) it shows that I am online, here at Fubar. I don't know why it happens, but it does.........So for those of you that have messaged me in the shoutbox and then think that I'm not answering, it's because I'm not here, LoL. It may just be a glich in the system, or it could very well be my computer. But everything is usually shut down after I leave.......If I'm only working 4-5 hours, I leave the monitor on, nothing else. Everything is signed out of and I'm off to "happyland" for the time being...........So I just figured I would let you all know. That is all.........
When Life Hands You Lemons, Make Lemonade!!
This should probably be taped to your bathroom mirror where one could read it everyday. You may not realize it, but it's 100% true. 1. There are at least two people in this world that you would die for. 2. At least 15 people in this world love you in some way. 3. The only reason anyone would ever hate you is because they want to be just like you. 4. A smile from you can bring happiness to anyone, even if they don't like you. 5 . Every night, SOMEONE thinks about you before they go to sleep. 6. You mean the world to someone. 7. You are special and unique. 8. Someone that you don't even know exists loves you. 9. When you make the biggest mistake ever, something good comes from it. 10. When you think the world has turned its back on you take another look. 11. Always remember the compliments you received. Forget about the rude remarks. So...If you are a loving friend, send this to everyone, including the one that sent it to you. If you get
Sick Of It.
Yeah, so I'm tired of the stupid whores that prance around in mumms that think I don't know anything. I'm 30 years old, I think I know a few things. I'm also sick of this site and its anti-military shit! Yet the stupid whores that run this place don't do a damn thing about the ones that offend me by telling me that I hope my husband comes home in a fucking box. Thanks Babyj and Scrapper. Assholes. So, if I even have a fucking account tomorrow-- I'm going to delete it all anyway. Bye everyone. Will I be back? Most definitely not. I shouldn't have come back in the first place had I known this place was ran by anti-military people!
*~fun With Yahoo - Session 18~*
crzyb: hello PiercedQT: Hi PiercedQT: Uhm, your weiner is hanging out in your picture. It looks like it's about to attack! *Runs for cover*. crzyb: oh I know lol crzyb: I have got to be honest. I want to play with you PiercedQT: What do you want to play? Pin the tail on the donkey? Can you be the jackass? I'll the be pinner. crzyb: works for me crzyb: can I drive down there in my sexy car and meet you PiercedQT: Sexy car? Sounds more like you'd rather screw your tail pipe than me. I'm sad now. crzyb: ummm lol I should say fast car crzyb: how would u respond if I went down on u? PiercedQT: I'd be all like "Hello, I love you, Won't you tell me your name." crzyb: haha you are cute/sexy crzyb: can I go down on you>> PiercedQT: Go Go Gadget Tongue! crzyb: I love using my tongue crzyb: can I meet you now? PiercedQT: No, I have my period. That would put a damper, no pun intended, on the situation. crzyb: oh
Just A Thought.
+ I want to make a WoW Music video. Undead. To the song Forsaken by Within Temptation. =) "Now the day is done, we are Forsaken..."
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Today's Quote Worrying about something that may never happen is like paying interest on money you may never borrow. -Unknown
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Today's Quote Don't cross the stream to look for water. -Swedish Proverb
Dr.love,pageing Dr.love
To the one that I loved,and will always love Current mood: sad Category: Writing and Poetry Oneday you are high on top of the world,the next you aren't on the bottom,your under the bottom.At one point in my life everyone loved me,everyone wanted me around or wantedto be around me.I was once loved by everybody.I was high on top of my dope thron,lol,enjoying all it's benifits.See money has never been my thing,it has always been exceptance.Sell dope and not only will you have money you will have exceptance.Even people you don't know all of the sudden want to be around you.Like most fake people they tell you if you didn't have anything,that they would still want to be around you.Then you start slowly loosing everything and trust me the people that wanted just to know you start to quickly forget you.You become yesterdays news.They start talking about you,saying things like he is so sorry,good for nothing.Then when you start to make a change in your life and decide that you are a be
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Today's Quote Never bend your head. Hold it high. Look the world in the eye. -Helen Keller
A True 2 Sided Analogy
Views from a shade tree physicologist Current mood: apathetic Category: Romance and Relationships In this little ditty,I'm going to try to help you see logic,or as I put it,walking in another mans shoes.A woman who is married of 13 years,falls in love resparks with the ex-love of her life.The whole thing gets started when she corresponds to her ex-husband and they both convey the love that they still have and have never lost for each other.Well lets just dig in here.They end up talking everynight that her husband goes to sleep,either by phone,or computer.The husband gets suspicious and starts asking questions.The whole time the woman denies everything to the husband,to spare his feelings.The husband becomes even more suspicious,and is determined to get to the bottom of it.Needless to say he taps the phoneline to find out just what is really going on.He catches the conversation between his wife and her ex and is finally given his answers.After confronting the wife,she realize
Please?
Please take a minute to Fan/Add/Rate my friend. They are just getting used to FUBAR after being away a short bit. The love will be returned. Thanks, Sonya xoxo Monkey Power aka "when I get excited I spank Myself"@ fubar
Army Mission In Northern Ireland Finally Over
The army's operation in Northern Ireland comes to an end Wednesday after nearly four decades, another symbolic milestone on the path to peace in the long-troubled province. The military landmark, from midnight (2300 GMT) Tuesday, comes two months after self-rule was restored in Belfast following a historic power-sharing deal between former Protestant and Catholic foes. Operation Banner, at 38 years the army's longest-ever continuous campaign, saw more than 300,000 personnel serving, over 6,000 injured and 763 killed by paramilitaries during the bleak years of terrorism and sectarian bloodshed. Omagh By Dave Emmerson Suspicious parked car Fingers pointing Children screaming Mothers Rushing A loud explosion Glass flying everywhere Buildings Collapsing Screams of pain Fill the air Sirens sounding Alarms going wild Innocent people dying
1 August 2007
Dear Alexa, Here is your AstroSlam for Wednesday, August 1: You've been so busy looking for a logical explanation for the behavior of someone near you, that you're completely missing the point -- they are completely irrational. Stop making excuses and call as spade a spade.
Riddle
Riddle You are driving in a car at a constant speed. On your left side is a 'drop off', (The ground is 18-20 inches below the level you are traveling on), and on your right side is a fire engine traveling at the same speed as you. In front of you is a galloping horse, which is the same size as your car and you cannot overtake it. Behind you is a galloping zebra. Both the horse and zebra are also traveling at the same speed as you. What must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation? Get your drunk ass of the street.
What Else....
Okay.... if my life interests any of you people, you'll more than likely either be amused, or feel sympathy or just dispise what I say. And NO I dont want a pity party. So here goes. My day was good, starting out... went by the shop to see Rob Jarrett (he now works for Hart and Huntington Tattoo Studios in Orlando FLA, if any of you need some ink, btw, he's AWESOME) anywho, went to see him b/c he's in town right now, I love him to death.... Chatted with Brandy and the guys at the shop... whom I am good friends with.... I get a call as I'm leaving heading to the hell hole.... it's my mom, and she's hysterical.... okay not really hysterical but she's upset. I could tell by her tone she'd been crying. She tells me my sister wasnt talking to her anymore, explained into detail why, and said that my sister hung up on her, and wouldnt answer anymore of her calls. YAY for me, I get to hear it from both sides now... I'm not the best at being the "middle-man" because either way, I
Poem
IF I KNEW If I knew it would be the last time That I'd see you fall asleep, I would tuck you in more tightly and pray the Lord, your soul to keep. If I knew it would be the last time that I see you walk out the door, I would give you a hug and kiss and call you back for one more If I knew it would be the last time I'd hear your voice lifted up in praise, I would video tape each action and word, so I could play them back day after day. If I knew it would be the last time,! I could spare an extra minute to stop and say "I love you," instead of assuming you would KNOW I do. If I knew it would be the last time I would be there to share your day, Well I'm sure you'll have so many more, so I can let just this one slip away. For surely there's always tomorrow to make up for an oversight, and we always get a second chance to make everything just right. There will l always be another day to say "I love you," And certainly the
I'm Not Feeling Well
I'm just posting a blog about how I'm doing, which I have just a minor cold nothing serious @ all! I'm going to be mia today and use the day to rest and get better! I have a great husband who's going to take care of me and my daughter so thats why I'm taking advantage of that! Hope everyone has a great day today :) *Hugz to all my friends*
~ Leann Rimes - You Light Up My Life ~
Money Stash
hey .. whats up? Man I have met some great people already on this site. This is freakin awesome. I love my baby...right now he is sleeping, that is where I should be, except that I am not tired.
~ Leann Rimes - How Do I Live ~
~ Leeann Rimes - I Need You ~
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Today's Quote Life is a compromise of what your ego wants to do, what experience tells you to do, and what your nerves let you do. -Bruce Crampton
~ Queen - Another One Bites The Dust ~
Mod Of The Day Contest
I AM INTRODUCING 13 "MOD OF THE DAY" CONTESTS. THEY WILL BE EACH ONE MONTH LONG AND THE WINNERS OF THE FIRST 12 CONTESTS WILL RECIEVE A SPOT IN MY FIRST CALENDER WITH PROCEEDS GOING TO CHARITY.THE FINAL CONTEST WILL CONSIST OF THE 12 MONTHLY WINNERS TO SEE WHO BECOMES THE COVER. ONCE THE 12 WINNERS ARE KNOWN THEY WILL NEED TO SIGN OFF ON THE RIGHTS FOR PUBLISHING PURPOSES. YOU WILL NEED TO INFORM ME ASAP AS THERE WILL BE 10 ENTRIES ALLOWED PER MONTH.THE CALENDER WILL BE PUBLISHED FOR THE 2009 YEAR.ANY QUESTIONS PLEASE DON'T HESITATE TO ASK.CONTEST WILL OPEN AS SOON AS THE FIRST 10 CONTESTENTS ARE KNOWN. THANK YOU AND GOOD LUCK TO ALL!
~ Queen - We Will Rock You ~
~ Queen - We Are The Champions ~
Should Be Sleeping
it 1:30 am.. why am I still awake you ask? I have no idea. I can't sleep. a few cups of relaxing tea and some yummy cake and I am still awake. today I did school shopping for the kids.. is it the stress of life getting to me? is it friends on my mind? is it just a funk I can't get past for some lame-o reason? is it fear of nightmares?...... ARRRGHHH! where are my knights at a time like this? I know that sounds lame. god does it sound lame... I have tried to lay down and sleep. I even turned this confounded computer off, I thought anyway. but when I came down to get a drink of water, I hadn't even closed out my yahoo or anything. now here I sit ..waiting for the tired to hit me. I don't exactly have the luxury of sleeping in tomorrow. I am gonna be so dang tired.
~ Queen- Somebody To Love ~
~ Queen - Bohemian Rhapsody ~
Thought Of The Day
God says: When somebody punches you on the right cheek, give him your left cheek Question: When somebody kisses me on the right cheek, should I turn left also? :) :) :) Hope this made your day.
~ Abba - Take A Chance On Me ~
Ok Survey Taken About Me This Is Fun Cheers Cherryss.................
Survey..... 08-01-2007 4:52am Body: 1. Do you like chinese food? yes 2. How big is your bed? come and see!!!water bed 3. Is your room clean? yessssssss 4. Laptop or Desktop computer? both 5. Favorite comedian? chris farley 6. Do you smoke? hell no 7. Does anyone like you? Whoever does they better tell me already,LOL 8. Whats the sexiest thing about Condoleeza Rice? ??? 10. Sleep with or without clothes on? I like to feel free.......... 11. Who sleeps with you every night? my beer 12. Do long distance relationships work? it all depends on the person,for me no way. 13. How many times have you been pulled over by the police? none i just throw donuts and hott pizza and they say thanks and move along lmfao........ 14. Pancakes or French Toast? either one,once in a while 15. Do you like coffee? light n sweet 16. How do you like your eggs? scrambled 17. Do you believe in astrology? kinda 18. Last
Applying For A Job At The Cia
A few months ago, there was an opening with the CIA for an assassin. These highly classified positions are hard to fill, and there's a lot of testing and background checks involved before you can even be considered for the position. After sending some applicants through the background checks, training and testing, they narrowed the possible choices down to two men and a woman, but only one position was available. The day came for the final test to see which peson would get the extremely secretive job. The CIA men administering the test took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun. "We must know that you will follow our instructions whatever the circumstances," they explained. "Inside this room, you will find your wife sitting in a chair. Take this gun and kill her." The man looked horrified and said, "You can't be serious! I could never shoot my wife!" "Well," said the CIA man, "you're definitely not the right man for this job then." So they brought the second m
~ Sammy Hagar - I Can't Drive 55 ~
Questions Asked To A Bullet.
The boy asks theses questions aloud, Thinking that he is alone. His mind is playing games upon him, Letting him ramble on and on. It's smiling at what he is thinking, Laughing at his rash decisions, Wondering when to intercede. Why am I here? And who the hell am I? The boy is down too low, His depression mingles with suicide. He grabs his gun, He loads up his lethal friend. Tonight is his night, Tonight he gets what he wants. The boy asks again. Will this stop the madness? The voices in my head? When will I be released from this mental torture? When will I succeed? He is crying now, His tears hit the gleaming barrel of his gun. His mind is urging him on, Saying that it's all done, There is no turning back now, The gun is all that's left. The boy doesn't believe it, His questions are building up. The tears are falling again, His time is up. He lets his questions flow out once more. Is this how I will die? Is this how it's meant to be? Is th
Song For Kids
On vous souhaite tout le bonheur du monde Et que quelqu'un vous tende la main Que votre chemin évite les bombes Qu'il mène vers de calmes jardins. On vous souhaite tout le bonheur du monde Pour aujourd'hui comme pour demain Que votre soleil éclaircisse l'ombre Qu'il brille d'amour au quotidien. Puisque l'avenir vous appartient Puisqu'on n'contrôle pas votre destin Que votre envol est pour demain Comme tout c'qu'on a à vous offrir Ne saurait toujours vous suffire Dans cette liberté à venir Puisqu'on sera pas toujours là Comme on le fut aux premiers pas. On vous souhaite tout le bonheur du monde Et que quelqu'un vous tende la main Que votre chemin évite les bombes Qu'il mène vers de calmes jardins. Toute une vie s'offre devant vous Tant de rêves à vivre jusqu'au bout Sûrement plein de joie au rendez-vous Libres de faire vos propres choix De choisir quelle sera votre voie Et où celle-ci vous emmènera J'espère juste que vous prendrez le temps De profiter
Help Her Become A Henchman, Pretty Please...j.
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Holy Crap My Anxiety!
Is going to make me severely sick. I just paid all of my bills, and it seems that almost ALL my bills fall on the FIRST of the fucking month. HELLO? Can I NOT have my bills spread out between the first and the 15th instead of heaping it all on me on the first of the month? I'm panicking because I don't know how we're going to do this. Shit, my anxiety is killing me right now. Why can't I just be 14 again and not have to worry about the bills? Damnit, damnit damnit. Why must everyone squeeze every last dime out of you?
Moving Day Has Arrived!!!!!!!
WOO HOOO it's moving day!!! I can't wait to get on the road!!!!!! Just wanted to send a quick shout to tell everyone I wont be around for awhile....I'm gonna be goin MIA at oh i dunno bout 8 am arizona time and I wont be back for god knows how long :) *hugs* to everyone here
~ Ted Nugent - Stranglehold ~
Attracting People To You
ATTRACTING PEOPLE TO YOU In West Virginia folklore there is a story of a country doctor who was called out to a holler late one night to assist a woman about to give birth. By the time the doctor arrived at the farmhouse, things had progressed to a point where the doctor asked the husband to help him by holding a gas lantern up high in order to illuminate the makeshift delivery room. Before long, the courageous mother delivered a healthy baby boy. As the father lowered the lantern, the doctor barked an order to keep the lantern aloft: "We're not done yet." Shortly, a second child appeared on the scene, a healthy baby girl. Shaken by the unexpected arrival of twins, the father heard the doctor say once again, "We can't stop now. It looks as if it's going to be triplets." To which the stunned father, still holding the lantern high, replied, "Do you think it's the light that's attracting them?" Light has a quality of attraction. I recently left my office door open l
To All
IF EVERYONE ON MY FRIEND AND FAMILY LIST CAME BY TO SHOW A LIL LUV BY LEAVIN A COMMENT IT WOULD BE MORE THAN ENOUGH!! XOXO MUAH!! HERE IS THA LINK http://fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=815210&albumid=474037&i=1796323806#leave_comment
Very Funny Joke Now Laugh Live A Little Haha Lmfoa Lol Cheerys Cherrys...............
"I really shouldn't be asking you , i feel shy, but i want it so bad, don't get me wrong it's just that i haven't had it for a long, long time. I could already feel it going in so hard and coming out so soft and wet. No one has to know about this. I need it. I'm desperate, but your help WILL be very grateful you must think i have a lot of nerves asking you for this, but i can feel my tongue around it sucking all the juice out until there's no more left, this has been on my mind all day long. I hope i'm not being forward, i'm usually not like this, but ....... can i have a piece of gum?????????? LOL" LMFOA............ (DIAMOND DANDY RANDY)
~ Ted Nugent - Cat Scratch Fever ~
Never Again.
I don't know how to feel at all anymore, Not since you lost me. And the actions I take, every day of my life should make me feel remorse somewhere deep inside, but I don't, I don't feel anything. I'm empty since you. And I'm not that person that I know you think I am, You had me once, I'm broken, never again.
The Final Good-bye
The Final Good-Bye The Last Goodbye The time has come, to say my final goodbye. Suitcase packed, one last walk through the house, make sure nothing of mine gets left behind. There he stands. Watching. Waiting. Counting down the minutes. I take a deep breath. I look at him and think to myself – “He has no idea what I am going thru.” He just has no clue. This has all just been so easy for him. Doing nothing. Killing time. Watching. Waiting. Counting down the minutes Until I say that final goodbye. I gave him one last hug, and went on my way. And on I went. Passed state line. Knowing I will never permanently be back. Still no tears did I cry. I’ll be back to visit, And then, I will fly. Passed each state, one by one. Closer and closer to my destination. 1100 miles and my mind starts to roam. All I can think about are the SECRETS! I hate them. Despise them. All they do is anger me and piss me of
8/1/07
Well, It is wednesday again....Woke up with no power again today..The entire nation went black again last night. We have a couple diesel generator sets here to run the offices and camp but all electric on the work site is down. This means all my electrical testing is delayed yet again. I called Carrie, She is the love of my life. I met her 5 years ago when I was on a job in Arkansas. Things didnt work out, She couldnt live anywhere else....and I couldnt live there...Just a few months ago we hooked up again. She is the woman that I never got over. I have not had a lasting or meaningful relationship since because no person could ever live up to the standard. I truley do love her with all my being and could not stand to lose her again. We talk every day now and she will be flying to Germany to vacation with me in September. At this point in my life she is my world and my reason for existance. She is wonderful in every way. Well that is enough for now.....I will post again later.
It Is The Soldier!!!
It is the soldier, not the reporter, who has given us freedom of the press. It is the soldier, not the poet, who has given us freedom of speech. It is the soldier, not the campus organizer, who has given us the freedom to demonstrate. It is the soldier, who salutes the flag, who serves beneath the flag, and whose coffin is drapped with the flag, who allows the protesters to burn the flag.
Are You Not Entertained?
I am not a PETA peron, in fact on for the most part I hate PETA, but how can someone find this entertaining? DO YOU REALLY THINK, THAT BILLIONS OF DOLLARS COLLECTED FROM PITBULL TERRIER FIGHTS ; ARE REALLY WORTH AS MUCH AS THIS ? ..............MAYBE THIS ? SO NOT EVEN THIS, HUH? ....MOST DEFINATELY NOT. NO AMOUNT OF MONEY IS WORTH THE PAIN & SUFFERAGE OF THESE INNOCENT DOGS. I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU MAY THINK, IT'S WHAT US CARING PEOPLE KNOW. KNOW, THAT BRINGING UP PITBULLS FOR FIGHTING, JUST ISN'T RIGHT. PITBULLS SHOULD BE BROUGHT INTO THIS WORLD, INTO A WELCOMING ENVIROMENT & PL ACED WITH A CARING FAMILY WHO WILL DO THEIR BEST TO TAKE CARE OF IT, & MAKE IT A FAMILY MEMBER OF THEIR OWN. GIVE THEM ATTENTION, LOVE, SUPPORT.Pitbulls ARE NOT NATURAL-BORN KILLERS. It is at the OWNER'S FAULT, as to whether or not the pitbull BECOMES one, due to wether or not it's been HARSHLY ABUSED, or just not trained properly .Pitbulls, really, are as SWEET as can be ;below are pictures of pitbulls who w
If You Have The Time
So hey everyone. As you can see I have chosen to post my first blogs. These are a few of the poems that I have written over the last year. Can you let me know what you think of them? Thanks!!
The Navy Seal
Navy SEALS are always taught: 1) Keep your priorities in order and 2) Know when to act without hesitation. A Navy SEAL was attending some college courses between assignments. He had completed missions in Iraq and Afghanistan. One of the courses had a professor who was an avowed atheist and a member of the ACLU. One day he shocked the class when he came in, looked to the ceiling, and flatly stated, "God, if you are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes." The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin drop. Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, "Here I am God. I'm still waiting." It got down to the last couple of minutes when the SEAL got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and cold-cocked him; knocking him off the platform. The professor was out cold. The SEAL went back to his seat and sat there, silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and sat there looking on in silence
Fabolous - Breathe
Im Sorry For Everything Im Not
I'm sorry..I'm sorry..if I'm not skinny enough for you to see my ribs.I'm sorry..if I'm not pretty enough to be "your girl".I'm sorry..if I'm not tan enough for you.I'm sorry..if I'm not a playboy model so I don't act like a porn star for you.I'm sorry..If i don't have a dream body that turns you on.I'm sorry..if i won't drop down to my knees to get you to like meI'm sorry..if my hair is not long enough.I'm sorry..if I'm not the "hottest" girl you have ever seen.But most of all...I'm sorry that most guys can't accept a girl for who they really are.
Grandmaw's Stand Up For Our Soldiers!!!
Here's a quote from a government employee who witnessed a recent interaction between an elderly woman and an anti-war protester in a metro station in DC: There were protesters on the train platform handing out pamphlets on the "evils" of America. I politely declined to take one. An elderly woman was behind me getting off the escalator and a (20ish) female protester offered her a pamphlet which she politely declined. The young protester put her hand on the elderly woman's shoulder as a gesture of friendship and said in a very soft voice: "Lady, don't you care about the children of Iraq?" The old woman looked up at her and said, "Honey, my father died in France during World War II, I lost my husband in Korea, and a son in Vietnam. All three died so you would have the right to stand here, and bad mouth our country. If you touch me again I'll stick this umbrella up your ass and open it." GOD BLESS AMER
Poem
Adrift in a sea of pain, Lost in time, No longer moving forward, Unable to move back. No one to turn to, No one to love me, Pushing myself to the limits, Nowhere left to hide, Tears welling up, Depression kicking in, Everything piling up, Threatening to topple over, Needing some kind of release, The anger is building, The sadness growing, Until all that's left is an empty shell. How do I brush the cobwebs, That have become my life? How do i stop thoughts of death, From taking over my mind?
Poem
Your touch leaves me yearning, for things out of reach. I Have dark thoughts entering my head, as I walk quietly down the beach. I think of your sweet kisses, and whats not meant to be. Maybe another lifetime, would have been for you and me. I'm sorry I made you uncomfortable, With the words I had to say. I just wanted you to know I love you, But time was slipping away. So I'm walking down the beach, with only you on my mind. Maybe as I dream tonite, Our lifetime I will find.
102 Dalmations .........
lmmfao Ok, I must be realllly super a$$ bored cuz I came up with THIS, for all their names ....... This one That one The other one The lazy one The crazy one The cute one This one here That one there The first one The last one The middle one The dumb one The smart one The first male The first female The one that drools The one that craps all over The one that brings mud in the house The messy one The clean one The dopey one The mean one The nice one The one that hates his food The one has to have special water The one that bites The one that barks The one that's always bored The artistic one The musical one This one has a lot of gas The bitchy one The one that has too many fleas The one with the most spots The one with the most white The one with the most black The one with his 'special' collar The one that loves to chew The one that is color blind The one that eats everything The one that pukes all over The picky one The snotty one The ski
Both Saint And Sinner...
Sex Smarts
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Daddy Yankee - Gasolina
Poem
Yearning, longing, hoping, Close together yet miles apart. Wanting to be together, But it's not meant to be. Needing to touch, Feel and taste one another. It's like a hypnotic drug, Once is not enough. I need more, But the price is too high. It's just not meant to be. So I will just keep dreaming, And wishing, And hoping
Poem
Stormy clouds are brewing, There's bad weather on the way. Just like our emotions, Making things harder to say. For every two steps forward, We have to take one back. No road is ever paved with gold, Peace of mind is what we lack. Of course there's always bad times, But also there is good. But if we stick together, Accomplish anything yes we would. Since the beggining of time, People have always fought. Still they toughed it out, Eachothers love is what they sought. So everything is alright, I know that we'll be fine. As long as we remain true, your love will always be mine.
Poem
Come take a walk with me, Along the moonlit sand. No words need be spoken, Joined together hand in hand. The full moon is rising, The waves crashing around. The sound of the ocean soothing, Only our footprints left on the ground. I study you in the moonlight, Your face etched in my mind. Your hair tumbles over your forehead, How are you so beautiful and kind. I know that luck is with me, When I look into your eyes. All I see is perfection, From the sand you begin to rise. So on this moonlit beach, My heart begins to race. As you kiss my lips, A single tear rolls down my face.
Beauty
I will first off admit that I can be a little prissy from time to time but I am about to be more of a snob that judges a book by its cover. That is what we are all doing on here anyways right? Ya we are. I am browsing around right now and looking at people and there are some fuckin ugly ass people online and people are telling them how good they look.What the hell are you people seeing? The last time I checked the things I saw were not sexy georgous or attractive by anyones standards. And I am not going to sit here and say how great I am because I dont think that, but I keep myself well kept and that can make or break a person. So why all the lies to the ones that post non-flattering pictures who clearly do not know how to photo shop or brush their teeth and hair? Why lie to them? Do you want that "10" right back??? Fuck I just rated some people how it is and I just did them all favors and I will take all the "1"s at least I know I am honest and anyone who rates me a 1 isnt...lol...god
Poem
The rain falls down quietly... Soothing and calming my restless spirit... Releasing the pent up energy.... Driving away the madness... Til all that's left is silence. Trembling in anticipation... Wound up with eagerness.... Desperate for any kind of release... Driven mad with depression... And the rain comes down. Lightning and thunder strike... The rain begins to pour.... My blood no longer boiling.... My thoughts no longer racing... Finally I am at ease. The clouds drive away my sadness... As easily as they take away the sun.... Sounds from the sky bring me happiness... Soon my soul will be set free... The rain falls down quietly.
Poem
Our love springs eternal, Warm as an open flame. When we're in eachothers arms, My heart only he can claim. The time we spent together, Is forever on my mind. I've never been in love like this, A man like him I'll never find. We love eachother completely, He'll always have my heart. Whenever he comes near to me, I never want to part. Now heed these words I tell you, If you find true love hold on. Don't let go for anything, Don't treat him like a pawn.
Untitled
its been a few days since i last saw you and each day that passes my heart breaks a little more i hate being apart it tears me to pieces i long to see your smiling face again to look deep into those blue eyes we've been together for so long we've had our ups and downs but we made it through i wouldnt trade anything for the time ive had with you my heart races whenever i think of you or when i even speak your name but since you've been gone ive done nothing but cry i miss you i hate the distance thats between us at the moment i cant wait til the day that you come back i just want to wrap my arms around you and kiss your lips just to go weak in the kness i cant wait til the day when i say i do sean you know i love you and that will never change your everything ive ever wanted the guys in my past are nothing compared to you you can make me laugh when all i want to do is cry or even when im mad at you nothing can take you away from me and if somethin
Poem
Come and hide with me, Let's run away. To another place and time, To a nice and sunny day. Chase away the clouds, Let us change our fate. Stop the rain from falling, No longer having to wait. Our lips come together, The sun starts to shine. My heart feels warm and light, I know you are finally mine. The lights begin to dim, The sun drifts away. my eyes slowly open, It's the start of a brand new day. I nestle under the covers, And my eyes begin to close. A smile lights my face, Once again I start to doze
Cannibal's Hymn - Nick Cave
You have a heart and I have a key Lie back and let me unlock you Those heathens you hang with down by the sea All they want to do is defrock you I know a river, where we can dream It will swell up, burst it's banks, babe, and rock you But if you're gonna dine with them cannibals Sooner or later, darling, you're gonna get eaten But I'm glad you've come around here with your animals And your heart that is bruised but unbeaten And beating like a drum I will sit like a bird on a fence Sing you songs with a happy ending Swoop down and tell you that it don't make sense To attack the very thing you're defending Didn't I just buy that dress for you? That pink paper pinafore that you keep mending Well, if you're gonna dine with the cannibals Sooner or later, darling, you're gonna get eaten But I'm glad you've come around here with your animals And your heart that is banging and beating And banging like a gong I can see that they've hurt you, dear Here is some moonl
Sexiest Milf Contest Results!!!
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Stolen My Heart
We watch the season pull up its own stakes And catch the last weekend of the last week Before the gold and the glimmer have been replaced, Another sun soaked season fades away You have stolen my heart Invitation only, grand farewells Crash the best one, of the best ones Clear liquor and cloudy eyed, too early to say goodnight You have stolen my heart And from the ballroom floor we are in celebration One good stretch before our hibernation Our dreams assured and we all, will sleep well You have stolen You have stolen my heart I watch you spin around in your highest heels You are the best one, of the best ones We all look like we feel You have stolen my You have stolen my heart
This Is For....
This is to pushing on the splintered walls of the world, trying to break free. This is to 4am phone calls and tears that can't be wiped away by tissues. This is to cancer patient dying in the end, because she wasn't strong enough anymore. This is to red wine and cigarettes on the bathroom floor, to the boy that didn't love her back. This is to valued letters and notes that got lost in the washer, torn into a million little pieces. This is for unwanted help, and most needed attention; to the girls that put up away messages in hopes he'll understand. This is to not only the guys being heartbreakers, but the girls as well. This is to the victims and victimizers; to the people that couldn't help it when they bled. This is to those that had their hearts ripped from their sleeves. This is to believing every lie. This is to being sick to my stomach just thinking about him loving someone else. This is to the pain I hold in every day. This is to the escape I thought I found in him. This is to t
Into My Arms - Nick Cave And The Bad Seeds
I don't believe in an interventionist God But I know, darling, that you do But if I did I would kneel down and ask Him Not to intervene when it came to you Not to touch a hair on your head To leave you as you are And if He felt He had to direct you Then direct you into my arms Into my arms, O Lord Into my arms, O Lord Into my arms, O Lord Into my arms And I don't believe in the existence of angels But looking at you I wonder if that's true But if I did I would summon them together And ask them to watch over you To each burn a candle for you To make bright and clear your path And to walk, like Christ, in grace and love And guide you into my arms Into my arms, O Lord Into my arms, O Lord Into my arms, O Lord Into my arms And I believe in Love And I know that you do too And I believe in some kind of path That we can walk down, me and you So keep your candle burning And make her journey bright and pure That she will keep returning Always and evermore
I Dont Get This
You know what completely baffles me on this site is how many people especially women post pics of their children and then in another folder they have fairly nsfw or completely nude pics. Myspace alone deleted almost 30 thousand sex offenders from their site. The odds are pretty high at least to my thinking that there must be sex offenders on this site. I sit here reading all these bulletins from people on my list and i see how many complain about stalkers, guys bugging girls about sex pics..... etc. I can go on foever about that. The fact is. This is an adult site. I know the biggest arguement is you want to share your family with your freinds on here and thast a valid argument. But also consider saftey for your children. I really think if you want pics of your children on the site then YOU should be responsible and not post pictures that can draw attention to predators. Its just common sense.
Page Two
C'mon Just a few more!!!! PLEASE? I'm on page two.
Me
***100 Nosey Questions*** by longtallsally28The BasicsName: KenAge: 28Month of birth: FebruaryAny Siblings?: YesParents still married?: NoOccupation: Do you like your job?: Any pets?: YesHair color: Brown / BlondEye color: BlueShoe size: 12Any Tattoos?: noAny Piercings?: noCurrent mood: HappyCurrent wardobe choice: SuitsWhat are you listening to?: RihannaWho did you last speak with on the phone?: DanielleWhat do you currently smell like?: I dunnoLast....Movie you watched: Lord Of The RingsMagazine you looked at: Thing you ate: StewBook you read: I hate readingT.v. show you watched: Monday Night RawTime you cried: Took a shower: 2:00 pmGot a real letter (a.k.a Snail Mail): not in a whileAte at a restaurant (not fast food): CD you bought: What is/w
Help Me In A Contest!
I am currently in a contest right now...please come by the link below and comment bomb my photo so I can move up in place. Thanks to everyone who is willing to comment. http://fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=576109&albumid=451119&i=281605292
What A True Man Should Be......
Some girls might agree but some might not Any guy can mess around, it takes a real man to find a girl and stick with her. Any guy can call you sexy, hot, and all that.. it takes a real man to call you beautiful. Any guy can call you in tears begging you to take him back, it takes a real man to not have a reason to be in those tears. Any guy can say I love you, it takes a real man to say it and mean it even if all of his guy friends are standing around. Any guy can drive over to your house to hang out with you, it takes a real man to show up unexpected. Any guy can throw back a beer or two, it takes a real man to grab a coke instead knowing he shouldn't do it if you're not around. Any guy can have sex with a girl, it takes a real man to wait. Any guy can be with you on the best days when everything is ok, it takes a real man to stay by your side for weeks if thats what it takes when it feels like your world is falling apart. Any guy can talk noise with his
My Soul Belongs To You.
My eyes filled with sorrow, my heart an empty place, your touch, smile and beauty, can only fill that space, sometimes I think there’s no reason, to carry another day, then I think of you and my children, and it leaves that thought a stray, then in my mind you linger, and again I'm feeling sad, I never had a clue, being apart could hurt so bad, my soul is already taken, and you know it belongs to you, your my life, your my love, my heart belongs to you
My Useless Tips To Make Me Weak
Ok so I am thinking that I just have relationships on my mind pretty badly tonight so I am going to write this blog and hopefully clear all realted thought away for now. I decided that I am going to give some tips on what I enjoy and what will make me weak in the knees and make me want to come back for more over and over again . . . Which I am sure some other gals will agree with and others will think I am insane, lol. But I am honest and that is what matters. 1. A man who will be honest with me even if it means my feelings will be hurt for a little while. I want to know that he values honesty and recognizes that despite the initial pain the truth is always better. 2. A man who wants to be with me, not one who says he does, one that actually does. I want a man who puts effort into being with me. I want to know that I am the one he wants, even if it is just a quick email during the day, or a text to say hello, or a voicemail so I can listen to his voice. It’s those small t
This Is A Thought....
Sometimes people come into your life and you know right away that they were meant to be there, they serve some sort of purpose, teach you a lesson or help figure out who you are or who you want to become. You never know who these people may be; your neighbor, long lost friend, lover, or even a complete stranger who, when you lock eyes with them, you know that very moment that they will affect your life in some profound way. Then sometimes things happen to you and at the time they may seem horrible, painful and unfair, but in reflection you realize that without overcoming those obstacles you would have never realized your potential strength,will power, or heart. Everything happens for a reason. Nothing happens by chance or by means of good or bad luck. Illness, injury, love, lost moments of true greatness and sheer stupidity all occur to test the limits of your soul. Without these small tests-if they be events, illnesses or relationships -- life would be like a smoothly paved,
Im Sorry
how many other guys have had a friend that you really cared about and loved but she didnt feel the same.. how many other guys feel this way? I'm sorry that I bought you roses to tell you that i like you I'm sorry That I was raised with respect not to sleep with you when you were drunk I'm sorry That my body's not ripped enough to "satisfy" your wants I'm sorry that I open your car door, and pull out your chair like I was raised I'm sorry That I'm not cute enough to be "your guy" I'm sorry That I am actually nice; not a jerk I'm sorry I don't have a huge bank account to buy you expensive things I'm sorry I like to spend quality nights at home cuddling with you, instead of at a club I'm sorry I would rather make love to you then just screw you like some random guy. I'm sorry That I am always the one you need to talk to, but never good enough to date I'm sorry That I always held your hair back when you threw up,and didn't get mad at yo
Ok Now
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Small Update
Well, granted I havent been on here in awhile, guess I have some catching up to do, eh? Spring Semester ended great. I made President's List (4.0) and got a scholarship! Summer Session ended just recently. Waiting on grades, but I'm 99% sure I got 'A's in those two classes as well. Fall Semester is my last semester at my current college. I graduate in December (walk in June) and transfer to my next college in January. Aside from that, I'm now one of the co-heads of an archaeological project at my college. That was and still is a huge honor. And I've been working out in the field off and on in our wonderful 113*+ weather. Other than that, I'm just hanging out now and battling my honor society chapter...long story there and I'd rather not get into it. That's all for now.
I Didn't Want To Make A Mess
I was glad to hear that life had lightened up, after all, you'd had enough. I'm glad to know you been feeling better, far away from bitter. The night has gone on strong, like the thoughts banging around my insides. The day went all wrong, with the changing weather outside. I was glad to hear you were doing just fine, after all this time. I'm glad to know you moved on, from all the things you'd done. The reasons for this mess, are lost among the seasons we missed, replaced with sunshine and humidity. Full of the life I just don't have in me. I was glad to know you no longer walk with bitterness, after all, you deserved the best. I'm glad to know you've got a home, a taste of happiness, far away from emptiness. The days just keep going on strong, like all the thoughts begging to stay through nightfall. The nights coward out, filling me with fear and doubt. I'm glad to know you've got it all figured out. I didn't want to make this mess. I just got sucked in, and out went the rest
Another Month!
... And still haven't won! I need your votes! Please help me get lead to start! I'm currently on page 4/5 EWW! Make Me Miss August! Vote for Miss Lush- Keep up the votes everyday! I need your help to put me into the tristate hotties calendar! Vote in the Calendar contest as well as playing cards contest! ** Remember, joining with my recruit number gives me five extra vote points! If you're not from the Tristate area, use zipcode-08869. My Recruit ID# is 325. Help me win!! PLEASE JOIN!!!!!!! It will really help me get further! Vote for Miss Lush for August!! Let's do it this time Really! Thanks for all who have been participating and helping and thanks to those who will make me win this upcoming month!!
What Would You Call It
I think sometimes I am trying to figure out life. Why?, thats a good question. I do my best to be a nice guy and for the most part a gentleman. But, what does that get you. Most of the time I write about things going on. And how my work schedule may suck even though I don't mind it. Or, how I am raising my 15 year old daughter. Who is the brightest part of my life. But I often think of what I am doing wrong. It's been like 5 years since I asked anyone out. And one woman I did ask out well I work with and would hate to ruin a good friendship. Especially since I can talk to her about almost anything. And at this point in my life a serious relationship would be virtually impossible. So, why does it seem so tough to find someone just to have lunch with or and early dinner with. I just seem to confuse myself. And ponder what is wrong, or is it me. I don't know or understand. Have I lost touch or contact with those that say there friends. I have tried to grow with all m
I Want Your #
I want Your # don't care who you are. I bet you won't give it to me.. ;] Name:___________________ Number:___________________ Best time to call:___________________ I dare you to copy and paste this and see how many numbers you get. Repost as: "i want ur #"
August 25th: The Return Of C'mon Trashfest!
August 25th: The Return of C'Mon Trashfest! Click flyer for more info
Fall Classes For Men
IF YOU DON'T STAND BEHIND OUR TROOPS… PLEASE, FEEL FREE TO STAND IN FRONT OF THEM These classes will NEVER be full-------- Fall Classes for Men at THE ADULT LEARNING CENTER REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED by Monday, Aug 30, 2007 NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM. Class 1 How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays--Step by Step, with Slide Presentation. Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM. Class 2 The Toilet Paper Roll--Does It Change Itself? Round Table Discussion. Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours. Class 3 Is It Possible To Urinate Using The Technique Of Lifting The Seat and Avoiding The Floor, Walls and Nearby Bathtub?--Group Practice. Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours. Class 4 Fundamental Differences Between The Laundry Hamper and The Floor--Pictures and Explanatory Graphics. Meets S
Why?
Wake up and pay attention!Turn Up Your Speakers & Listen! Why do people commit suicide?Why do people cut themselves? Why do girls become anorexic and bulimic? Why do kids bring guns to school?Why do kids get depressed...so they start using meds, and abusing them?Why do girls feel the need to act like sluts to impress guys?In the Bill Of Rights, it says we have FREEDOM OF SPEECH! So why are we so afraid to speak up for ourselves?I KNOW WHY! "Whores""Geeks""Goths""Emos"AND THAT’S NOT EVEN HALF OF THEM!Society in general
Mods
Okay I've seen sooooooo many cool mods done to many peoples pics and I'd like to know how to get some done. Could someone give me a hand ? Please ?
Axxo Movies
http://tv.superfundo.org/ axxo's website. he has movies on there not the latest movies but least they dont got stupid people standing in front of them.
Marriage On Fubar/tap ?
Marriage on Tap/Fubar the question is do you take it seriously on puter to be faithful to that person or do you play cyber Tramp and cheat online with another, Did you ever consider a Tap/Fubar divorce? Does anyone take this serious when they read that you are someone elses wife/hubby or slave/Master ok off my soap box I know its all in the cyber world but does that count for anything or is it just overlooked and gone on like the profiles that people don't know their gender and age? Giggles !!
Blah...
I've been thinking here lately that maybe I'm meant for something bigger...I want out of Mississippi...Out of a trailor...Out of this life. And no, I don't mean I don't want my fiance', or my animals, or my family...I LOVE THEM ALL...I just know there's something more out there. Wherever I go, my fiance' and my animals will go too. I don't want to struggle to survive...Don't want to worry about what I'm gonna cook, or if I HAVE anything to cook, don't want to have to dream about that outfit I see in the store, or the car I want..I want to be able to just buy it and enjoy it. The problem is...I don't even know where to get started...lol I'm working on BODacious magazine...curvosity...and looking into a couple of other things...Any ideas? They'd be greatly appreciated...I love y'all!
Goodbye
The pain Too slow I get up and look at my ugly face In the mirrior And Scream HOW COULD ANYONE EVEN WANT ME!!!!! I'm ending this mistake This mistake thats me, my life I'm fed up with life I hold the knife to my throat I thought it's a few seconds of pain or the rest of my life I make one final slice My last words are Good-bye thanks for all the pain and misery!
I Remember Chaos Before You
I remember chaos before you. That calm, still pool of peace, That became the center of my life, Arrived only with your love. I stare into your eyes. Pools of deep forest earth, With eternity in the center, Looking back at me. I believe in forever now. Before I believed in emptiness, I believe in good now, Before I believed in nothing. I will wait for you alone and cold, At that gate to what comes next. We will beg the goddess who guards, to eternally allow us to pass together. Because I remember chaos before you.
Nearly Impossible...
Yes... I said nearly impossible... as in... nearly impossible to get a hold of for the next few days... I have been working on getting over a horrid head cold the past few days... over extending myself everyday too... But in a little over 5 hours I have to be up for the day... and it will start an exhausting schedule for me. Wed: 7a-4p Thurs: 7a-4p Now those don't seem too bad... except for the fact that I find it hard as hell to fall asleep in the first place and NEVER was a morning person to begin with... But then it gets... "better" Fri: 7a-5p and 11p-3p (yes that is not a typo... it's a 16 hour shift) Sat:work till 3p, then 11p-3p (yes another 16 hour shift) Sun: work till 3p, then find a way to come up with 800 dollars by sundown... run to the Angel Food Ministries to order food for the month (it's a great program)... and pay rent, car insurance, renters insurance, and about 5 other bills... and maybe even be picking up another shift on top of that...
Wile E. Coyote Syndrome
Sadly, i have been recently diagnosed the dreadfull "Wile E. Coyote" Syndrome for younger viewers also know as the "Waspinator" sickness. Symptoms are as follows: Constantly hurting ones self. Reaching for a goal that always slips away. Falling off cliffs Getting blown up Hurting ones self constantly do to ill planned scheems and ideas And life generally kicking you in the head everytime your down. Though I will not die from the desease I will get hurt becuase of its affects. Pray for me. ;-P
I Thought I Knew Who My Friends Were On Here
yep it true i thought i knew who my friends were on here but now i just dont know any more.............. i sick of ppl building me up to watch me fall i sick of ppl being my friend for their own benifits i sick of letting myself get close to the wrong person EVERYTIME!! i have a huge barrier up so when i do let ppl in and they hurt me the pain is twice as bad && i sick of FAKE FRIENDS, --sigh--
Lies
you treat me as though you need me when really we all know its just lies- lies, lies: lies; lies. i will fall for it every time just to warn myself. have you ever been so low, that you have to reach up to touch bottom..............
Help For This Young Beauty...
~ KAT ~ Dark Shadows co-owner ~ Kinky Kitty Kat ~@ fubar
Spellng To Get Into Heaven
Spelling to get into Heaven A woman arrived at the Gates of Heaven. While she was waiting for Saint Peter to greet her, she peeked through the gates. She saw a beautiful banquet table. Sitting all around were her parents and all the other people she had loved and who had died before her. They saw her and began calling greetings to her "Hello - How are you! We've been waiting for you! Good to see you." When Saint Peter came by, the woman said to him, "This is such a wonderful place! How do I get in?" "You have to spell a word," Saint Peter told her. "Which word?" the woman asked. "Love." The woman correctly spelled "Love" and Saint Peter welcomed her into Heaven. About a year later, Saint Peter came to the woman and asked her to watch the Gates of Heaven for him that day. While the woman was guarding the Gates of Heaven, her husband arrived. "I'm surprised to see you," the woman said. "How have you been?" "Oh, I've been doing pretty well since you di
Cum Inside
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Vato You Wont Believe What I Saw
i slept next to my boyfriend, i love doing that. he had to wake up at 7am to get to work, and of course, i didnt have to get up, but i do anyways to say bye to him. to my surprise he woke me up by slowly slipping in two fingers into my pussy and licking my clit. slowly i start to climax half asleep. grabbing his hair and shoving his toung into my pussy where his fingers were.. k. i'm going to bed. night
Just Got Diagnosed With Bells Palsy
Hello friends and visitors! I spent last night in the emergency room. Yesterday afternoon I noticed that I was having trouble closing my left eye. In the evening I was having trouble eating my dinner. It felt like I had just got back from the dentist and the novocaine had not worn off. After doing a little research on WebMD.com and talking to a nurse friend of mine, I decided I'd better get it checked out. (Do a symptom search on WebMD on "drooping face" and you can read all about it.) The ER doctor told me that I have Bells Palsy. I was familiar with this condition because my best friends dad has been through the same thing. I saw an Ear, Nose and Throat doctor today and he has given me some meds to fight the virus and relieve the swelling. It is usually caused by a viral infection. He said that a lot of people just have the virus in their bodies lying dormant until for whatever reason it decides to act up. I do not have any of the "obvious" symptoms like an ear infection
Granddad Brown
Remember the days we used to share the sunshine rays shined in your hair you fought in wars and battles too you split smores between me and you i felt something was terribly wrong so i gave my mom ring to ask what was wrong she replied with a frown that she had to lay you down to rest as i looked down i tried my best to not cry a tear but it didn't work it was my worst fear death did the work i sit and remember the good times trying to remember the laughter and rhythms all hope is lost as i sit here today hoping it wont cause another painful day please watch over me from heaven above and sit there with thee as they release the dove never leave me without you watch over me like you always do its hard for me to say these words without a lie i say those painful words i love you...goodbye ~Jessica
Its Here The Site U Have Been Waiting On Wow
http://www.mydevilishdesires.com/home.html I cant wait to see you here. I will be on 2 sites ..I will let you know about the others
Need Friends And Wanna Be Loved
im a sensitive male who needs and wants attention from a heart warming female that can make me happy. friends as well.. if you ladies have it in your heart to help me out plz do so. dont be a stranger. i will return the favor somehow. love YAnik
Alone I Sit Here
~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ Alone i sit here Wishing you were near Alone i sit here In constant fear Alone i sit here Praying you care Alone i sit here Without cheer Alone i sit here With more than a tear Alone i sit here Wishing for another year Alone i sit here Does anyone care alone i sit here Wishing you were near....
Drunk!
Dude, so drunk right now. Lovin' life. Great friends, and great times. Just a chill post for ya'll. Night.
I Am Alone
I am alone, in spite of love, In spite of all I take and give— In spite of all your tenderness, Sometimes I am not glad to live. I am alone, as though I stood On the highest peak of the tired gray world, About me only swirling snow, Above me, endless space unfurled; With earth hidden and heaven hidden, And only my own spirit's pride To keep me from the peace of those Who are not lonely, having died.
We We Asked If We Were Ever Gonna? (you Get To Deside)
KLUB HOUSE BUTTSYOU GET TO DESIDEDO WE BRING IT BACK? YES OR NO PLEASE TELL US NOW
Stalkers Suck!
GODDAMN STALKER!!! dougfunny123@ fubarMyspace Insult CommentsGraphics for Insult CommentsInsult Graphic CommentsMyspace Insult Comments
Alone
Alone Alone to cry Alone to laugh Alone to smile Alone to frown Alone to live Alone to die Alone to wander Alone to discover Alone to learn Alone to live Alone in pain Alone in hurt Alone in joy Alone in the morning Alone in the night Alone in the afternoon Alone in this life Alone in this world Alone in boredom Alone in knowledge Alone in this state Alone with people Alone at work Alone right now Alone when I was born And alone when I will die Alone walking through life Without any pride How can you be satisfied Living your life like you do When you know there is some one out there Who could really use a friend like you No one will know how I live No one will know who I am No one will ever get to know me Because I am destined to spend my life alone I am always alone. It’s no fun to be alone To do everything on your own To live with no recognition To share my pride with no one Wanting to have someone To live my life with But for no
Check It Out
A new Comment tag site will be on its way :-) Click the image below to meet the fellow that's putting it together as well as check out some of the ones he has in his folder.
Us A Dieing Breed!!
To every Guy... To every guy that's said, "Sex CAN wait" To every guy that's said, "You're beautiful." To every guy that was never too busy to drive across town (or across the state) to see her. To every guy that gives flowers and a card when she is sick. To every guy who has given her flowers just because. To every guy that said he would die for her. To every guy that really would. To every guy that did what she wanted to do. To every guy that cried in front of her. To every guy that she cried in front of. To every guy that holds hands with her. To every guy that kisses her with meaning. To every guy that hugs her when she's sad. To every guy that hugs her for no reason at all. To every guy who would give their jacket up for her. To every guy that calls to make sure she got home safe. To every guy that would sit and wait for her for hours just to see her for ten minutes To every guy that would give his seat up. To every guy that just wants to cuddle. To every g
Confused At The Heart
know what really sucks ass? when ur in love with some one and they say they love u, and ur havin doughts that they do,and just want the truth from them just once, in order to know if u should say ok and move on in ur life
Krayzie Bone - Time After Time
[Chorus] Time after time, find I question my life How I went wrong, will it ever be right? Will I rise? Will I fall? Stand tall Continue asking, but I'm knowing only God know Time after time, find I question my life Where I went wrong, will it ever be right? Will I rise? Will I fall? Stand tall Continue asking, but I'm knowing only God know [Verse One] Growing up in the hood as a hard knock I never knew nothing too much about young My only concern was making my money and running these streets as a thug Instead of the birds and bees, I always talk to murderers and the G's That coldness inside me, but I ain't trying to hurt nobody Temptation is keeping me steadily going under And I wonder, if I could make it through the thunder Cause I done caused so much hurt and pain to some that ain't deserve a thang If I could change that, it would all be rearranged But what's done is done and I paid the price and now I'm like, Help me Lord, to better my life, my life Just gi
What I Want...check It Out
Read the lyrics, don't just look at them. THIS is the kinda guy I want more than anything. If you have troubles figuring out why, lol, just ask me. I'm more than willing to talk about it. :) ~~~ I don't know how to make lots of money I got debts that I'm trying to pay I can't buy you nice things, like big diamond rings But that don't mean much anyway I can't give you the house you've been dreaming If I could I would build it alone I'd be out there all day, just hammering away Make us a place of our own I will write you a song That's how you'll know that my love is still strong I will write you a song And you'll know from this song that I just can't go on without you I don't know that I'd make a good soldier I don't believe in being violent and cruel I don't know how to fight, but I'll draw blood tonight If somebody tries hurting you I will write you a song That's how you'll know that my love is still strong I will write you a song And you'll know from
The Rest Of Three
The next class was spell craft and then from there I went to Poly 1 how to live in a polly life style and family. There was also a family history class and the last class of the day was Physic defense class. As we chatted as we walked into the room and found our sets I looked up and saw who the teacher was and gave out a small moan. It was Dorman. Well so much for getting an A in this class I thought. “You know Ella you really have to learn to block better then you do. You let your emotions control you way to much.” Dorman said to me. He gave me a small smirk and then class began. I was glad for the first day to be over and went down to look around in the court yard. I went into the book store and found a few books I needed and then went to find a bit to eat. I really wish they did not have supper so late and then have class so early but I guessed I would get use to it. I went to the coffee shop to get a cup and set down with the book I had got and started reading. I felt him befor
We're A Dying Breed
To every guy that's said, "Sex CAN wait" To every guy that's said, "You're beautiful." To every guy that was never too busy to drive across town (or across the state) to see her. To every guy that gives flowers and a card when she is sick. To every guy who has given her flowers just because. To every guy that said he would die for her. To every guy that really would. To every guy that did what she wanted to do. To every guy that cried in front of her. To every guy that she cried in front of. To every guy that holds hands with her. To every guy that kisses her with meaning. To every guy that hugs her when she's sad. To every guy that hugs her for no reason at all. To every guy who would give their jacket up for her. To every guy that calls to make sure she got home safe. To every guy that would sit and wait for her for hours just to see her for ten minutes To every guy that would give his seat up. To every guy that just wants to cuddle. To every guy that reassured h
K.i.s.s.
when i kissed u i closed my eyes to fear and opened them to love and that was u.
Coming To A Fubar Profile Near You!
weird al concert pics from my camera phone! they are kinda shitty cuz i had bad seats but I was able to move up later in the concert and get some somewhat better ones........... watch for em tomorrow night everyone :)
We Will Always Love You & Keep You In Our Hearts Forever
God saw you getting tired when a cure was not to be, so he closed his arms around you and whispered come to me. You didn't deserve what you went through and so he gave you rest, God's garden must be beautiful, he only takes the best, and when I saw you sleeping so peaceful free from pain, I could not wish you back to suffer that again. Mike we will always love you & miss you w/all of our hearts for you were a kind beautiful soul. I know one day I will see you again in God's beautiful garden.
Life
life is what we give and put into it they say in the end all the pieces to the puzzle will fit what if a piece of the puzzle gets lost in the game so many people want the puzzle to be completed with fame that could be the piece of the puzzle that gets lost maybe you decided to give up and that was the piece you tossed in life you cant loose faith or let it become to low you must live life day by day and go with the flow dont give up on your dreams and in the end the puzzle will fit like i said, life is what we give and put into it
I Want Ur #
I want Your # don't care who you are. I bet you won't give it to me.. ;] Name:___________________ Number:___________________ Best time to call:___________________ I dare you to copy and paste this and see how many numbers you get. Repost as: "i want ur #"
Survey 1
Basics Name? Carolyn Age? 20 Current location? NY Place of birth? good question Hobbies/Interests/Favorites Favorite hobby? Web design,chillin,movies Play any musical instruments? Drums Can you sing? no Favorite band/music group/composer? There are alot Favorite type of music? anything except techno Favorite place to hangout? NYIT,penn station Do you like to travel? yup What is the coolest place you have ever been to on CT Favorite movie? too many Favorite song? I dont just have 1 Favorite TV show? Degrassi,Gilmore Girls,7th heaven Views on the world (semi-serious questions) What do you think of politics? dont get me started What do you think of President Bush? Moron, or greatest President ever? fuckinn moron What do you think of the war in Iraq? Brilliant effort by a great leader, or waste of life, time and tax dollars? da second one If the draft was implemented, and you were summoned, what would you do? g
Gentlemen ... Gentle Men ... A Dying Breed ~!
To every Guy... To every guy that's said, "Sex CAN wait" To every guy that's said, "You're beautiful." To every guy that was never too busy to drive across town (or across the state) to see her. To every guy that gives flowers and a card when she is sick. To every guy who has given her flowers just because. To every guy that said he would die for her. To every guy that really would. To every guy that did what she wanted to do. To every guy that cried in front of her. To every guy that she cried in front of. To every guy that holds hands with her. To every guy that kisses her with meaning. To every guy that hugs her when she's sad. To every guy that hugs her for no reason at all. To every guy who would give their jacket up for her. To every guy that calls to make sure she got home safe. To every guy that would sit and wait for her for hours just to see her for ten minutes To every guy that would give his seat up. To every guy that just wants to cuddle. To every gu
2200 To Level
Numbers scare people at times so im updating this..Can you help him level Phantom.....I'm An Acquired Taste, want some?@ fubar
Acts Of Treason
I believe in freedom of speech.. but isn't it a little far when we have people burning thier own flag, pictures of our president (granted I don't care for him much either.. but look at the options!) but what we are doing is weakening the country and creating a rift, weakening the populace andm aking it easier to infiltrate and instigate more currupt acts. I propose a reasonable re-instatement of the acts of treason. You can voice as you wish in oyur house and in public what you think of the country.. but all these soldiers get back home is how much they are hated, media that makes them look bad, and people hating them and the government for propagandorial reasons. I believe a restriction against blatantly demoralizing things such as flag burning, dishonoring the troops as a whole (granted we do get fuck-ups who do rape civilians, and they should be dealt with as such), and causing unnecessatry strife for the government in these hard time, should be in place, including fines and jail ti
We're A Dying Breed
To every Guy... To every guy that's said, "Sex CAN wait" To every guy that's said, "You're beautiful." To every guy that was never too busy to drive across town (or across the state) to see her. To every guy that gives flowers and a card when she is sick. To every guy who has given her flowers just because. To every guy that said he would die for her. To every guy that really would. To every guy that did what she wanted to do. To every guy that cried in front of her. To every guy that she cried in front of. To every guy that holds hands with her. To every guy that kisses her with meaning. To every guy that hugs her when she's sad. To every guy that hugs her for no reason at all. To every guy who would give their jacket up for her. To every guy that calls to make sure she got home safe. To every guy that would sit and wait for her for hours just to see her for ten minutes To every guy that would give his seat up. To every guy that just wants to cuddle. To every
Fly Lady
FLY..DONT GIVE A FUCK ABOUT ANYTHING ELSE.
The 6th Affair
The 6th Affair Jake was dying. His wife sat at the bedside. He looked up and said weakly: "I have something I must confess." "There's no need to, " his wife replied. "No," he insisted, "I want to die in peace. I slept with your sister, your best friend, her best friend, and your mother!" "I know," she replied, "now just rest and let the poison work."
Thats Fxcking Nuts !!!!!!!
This is my girl Sultry Princess. Shes one of the nicest people on this site, go show her lots of love and thank her for HAPPY HOUR!!!! Sultry™Princess*Wife/RL GF to BabyBoy-J*Wifey 2 Jessi@ fubar brought to you by tainted*kiss founder of NBSD@ fubar
The 5th Affair
The 5th Affair A man walked into a cafe, went to the bar and ordered a beer. "Certainly, Sir, that'll be one cent." "One Cent?" the man exclaimed. He glanced at the menu and asked: "How much for a nice juicy steak and a bottle of wine?" "A nickel," the barman replied. "A nickel?" exclaimed the man. "Where's the guy who owns this place?" The bartender replied: "Upstairs, with my wife." The man asked: "What's he doing upstairs with your wife?" The bartender replied: "The same thing I'm doing to his business down here."
Porn Or Art -where To Draw The Line?
i'm up for another shoot. do yu think inserting things in the nono place is too far? I want to use a lot of marmalade. what do yu think. star
To Every Guy !!
To every Guy... To every guy that's said, "Sex CAN wait" To every guy that's said, "You're beautiful." To every guy that was never too busy to drive across town (or across the state) to see her. To every guy that gives flowers and a card when she is sick. To every guy who has given her flowers just because. To every guy that said he would die for her. To every guy that really would. To every guy that did what she wanted to do. To every guy that cried in front of her. To every guy that she cried in front of. To every guy that holds hands with her. To every guy that kisses her with meaning. To every guy that hugs her when she's sad. To every guy that hugs her for no reason at all. To every guy who would give their jacket up for her. To every guy that calls to make sure she got home safe. To every guy that would sit and wait for her for hours just to see her for ten minutes To every guy that would give his seat up. To every guy that just wants to cuddle. To every
Today Was A Good Day
well today was long and hard. i wnet to my home group and got a new ass hole chewed in my ass by my real friends.. i have about ten ppl on here that i can call my true friends. yall know who u are and i love yall for being there for me when i need yall the most. in the real world i have only a few ppl tat i can call true friends. they are the ones. that will catch me if i fall and they proved it tonight. yes they bitched at me for not calling. but then when all was said and done they gave me the love i need. i come home to find an ass hole wants my woman, well good luck bro is all i have to say to him. im in a good spot today for the first time since friday. i know what i have to do to make my life better.
Still Going Thru Pending Friend Request.
I have rejected at least 50 so far. So if you saw me on your page I was going thru your fan list. If i wasnt there your request was rejected. try again.
The 4th Affair
The 4th Affair A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening the front door. "Hurry," she said, "stand in the corner." She rubbed baby oil all over him, then dusted him with talcum powder. "Don't move until I tell you," she said, "pretend you're a statue." "What's this?" the husband inquired as he entered the room. "Oh it's a statue," she replied, "the Smiths bought one and I liked it so I got one for us, too." No more was said, not even when they went to bed. Around 2 AM the husband got up, went to the kitchen and returned with a sandwich and a beer. "Here," he said to the statue, have this. I stood like that for two days at the Smiths and nobody offered me a damned thing."
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The 3rd Affair
The 3rd Affair A mortician was working late one night. He examined the body of Mr. Schwartz, about to be cremated, and made a startling discovery. Schwartz had the largest private part he had ever seen! "I'm sorry Mr. Schwartz," the mortician commented, "I can't allow you to be cremated with such an impressive private part. It must be saved for posterity." So, he removed it, stuffed it into his briefcase, and took it home. "I have something to show you won't believe," he said to his wife, opening his briefcase. "My God!" the wife exclaimed, "Schwartz is dead!"
My Personal Vow
I have been dealing with alot in my life lately. I lost sight of me and am very fucking dissapointed in myself and ashamed as well. So If you see a different side of me soon. Its because Im weeding out the problems. Fixing my life and doing what I have to. I want my life back. I want my happiness and I will do it at any costs!I will lose friends over it and you know what......? If you cant accept me for me. Theres the door get the fuck out! Im serioud as shit on this! I lost the best thing I had going for me cause I was lost in the fucking clouds. Being a god damn moron! Well, heads out of clouds and Im more determined now to take action and fix my life than I ever was before! I dont give a damn who appreciates this blog. Nor do I give a damn if your behind me on this. If you are then your a great friend. I will always have your back from here on out. If your willing to be in the trenches with me so to speak. If not ... then fuck you get out of my life. I dont need nor want you! This i
The 2nd Affair
The 2nd Affair A middle-aged couple had two beautiful daughters but always talked about having a son. They decided to try one last time for the son they always wanted. The wife got pregnant and delivered a healthy baby boy. The joyful father rushed to the nursery to see his new son. He was horrified at the ugliest child he had ever seen. Look at the two beautiful daughters I fathered! Have you been fooling around behind my back?" The wife smiled sweetly and replied: "Not this time!"
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The 1st Affair
The 1st Affair A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day they went to her place and made love all afternoon. Exhausted, they fell asleep and woke up at 8 PM. The man hurriedly dressed and told his lover to take his shoes outside and rub them in the grass and dirt. He put on his shoes and drove home. "Where have you been?" his wife demanded. "I can't lie to you," he replied, "I'm having an affair with my secretary. We had sex all afternoon." She looked down at his shoes and said: You lying bastard! You've been playing golf!"
We Are Alone
This shadow blankets my fears from your eyes to judge. You will never be what I expected, for now I have to walk alone in my mind. Trying to cut the memories out of you, but all they do is cut back. I can still feel your warmth on the back of my neck. I can remember breathing in your life into mine. You left me haunted memories, to tear me down everyday. I can remember your shadow disappearing into the hazy fog because you couldn't save me. And so on and so forth we will move into a darkness to fight what we all fear inside -Raven
Dad Makes A Prom Dress For Daughter
Daddys know what goes on at Prom Nite, or afterwards! This is why he is designing this dress for his daughter. Can't be too careful!
Guest Book
Go show some love and sign my guest book and I will do the same love a'll
To All Friends And Family Of Corkys1952
CORKYS1952's WAS RUSHED TO HOSPITAL MONDAY MORNING. THEY ARE RUNNING TEST TO FIND OUT WHAT CAUSED HIM TO COLLAPSE, PLEASE KEEP HIM AND HIS FAMILY IN YOUR THOUGHTS AND PRAYERS AND GO AND SHOW LOTS OF LOVE AND SUPPORT TO HIS PAGE. Corky1952~Owner of The Global Bombers ~&~Founder of White Tiger Bombers~@ fubar
Hair
Ok I know this is a stupid question but why the hell does it take hair so damn long to grow back??? Is it so much to ask that after having to chop it all off cause of stupid chemo treatment that it would grow back fast?? I hate it short... ok i'm done I just needed to gripe!
The Magician And The Dove
I have no need for light. In the darkness I will seek what always hides. Pain is only my illusion. In this distorted reality you are the magician, and I am only the mere dove that you free from the cages. Freedom is not mine for I am beckoned back to my dark cage to show you hope is still alive in your faint heart....
Should I
I found you in that corner, should I pull you out again? All you ever did was push me down into thatsame corner of mine. Should I open my eyes and believe you will change? I've cried becuase I was naive enough to believe you last time. This hatred, this darkness consumes me now. I can't stop you, I cant stop breathing... Should I open my eyes just to see who you really are? Or are you only to be playing make believe? Playing your fucking mind games again! I can't take this shit. Your ears go deaf to my scream. I only need to be consumed by the dark. I don't need this. Should I reach out my hand? No. Everytime I do you fucking pull me down and use ME as your replacement. You left in such a hurry. And I lost your face in that crowd. Should I offer my life? Only so you can take every breath from me. I only wish to shed this skin, bleed out this darkened blood. And you will NOT get the chance to do that for me my friends.... Should I start to just give up...and just give you m
A Band
Wrap my head with a Band of Thorns. Deprive me of my flesh, my blood. My bones may break with each stone you throw, but you may not scathe my soul. I will eternally be yours my friend. Your stones have cut like glass, yet my feebled handhas always has the strength to pull you from your Strand of Sorrows. Seek me out whenever you are in need. I am here forever and always, just always unnoticed. I can see your memories and relive them in my own. Feel my touch, not on your skin, but deep within your mind. Feel me in your soul. Inspire me with your purity. Surround me in your sanity, and I shall live in Serenity. Now wrap my head with the Band of Thorns, deprive me my friend, but you can never scathe my soul.....
Great Way To Handle Drama In Your Life
....don't sweat the small stuff and the big stuff..if you can't handle.......piss on it! :)
An Angel Once Called My Name
The Pain Seems To Disappear When You Hold Me Near. My Hope Has Returned, To Feel Your Heart Against Mine. As A Race In Time You Are Gone, I Feel Whats Left Of You. I Am Destroyed Once Again. Heaven Felt So Near, But, Yet Again Now So Far. I Can't Go On Like This. A Turmoil In My Soul Will Be My End. My Deepest Fear Has Come To Life. Time Has Taken Most Of Me. Cold Rain Pours Unto Me.... Now That I Am Lost Again, I Walk These Dark, Slick Roads Yet Again To Try And Find My Purpose. I Hold My Head In My Hands As My Distraught Mind Tortures Me Again And Again. What Have I Done So Wrong In The Past To Deserve Such Pain And Despair? I Ask This Again, But Yet Never Receiving An Answer. I Try So Hard. Reality Will Soon Leave Me. And This Nightmare Will Consume Me. To My Dismay I Have Lost Everything Inside Of Me Along With The Key To My Memories. My Heart Knows Nothing Of Love, Only Of Pain, Suffering, Deceit. Forgive Me For All I Have Done. I Became So Fragile, Just As A Statue Made Of
Mirror
Turmoil in the skies, blinded by shadows. The Deafened ear can only hear a muted scream. Tomorrow is nothing more then yesterday's today, with more expectations and innocence lost. The darkest shadows are said to be our enemies, but in time always our lover. Hope fails us, deciet becomes us, death invites us. Things that some are scared of, and some beg for. A soul is the purest of beings but what the shell shows is never a mirror image, only a beautiful mirage.....
Looking Back
Dazing into a black sky with the realization I am intrigued with you like no other, my thoughts continue just as the time dwells on. But my suffering halts these thoughts, realizing that I can never be with the purity and the beauty that you hold in yourself. My life would drain the escence of you leaving you cold to the touch, I would be left with nothing more then a stare. After knowing me would you spare a breath for me? No,never. Nothing can fills this void that is me, I am left destined in this world to come into it alone and die off alone and unheard....
Tammy's 1st Contest
HEY EVERYONE ... PLEASE COME SHOW SOME LOVE TO MY DEAR BELOVED SISTER TAMMY ... SINFULLY TORMENTED... IN HER FIRST EVER CONTEST FOR HER MORPH ... BOMBING IS ALLOWED .. SO PLEASE COME SHOW SOME LOVE AND SUPPORT TO HER .. THANK YOU ALL ...
Deadly Lust
As your eyes start to wander, my heart begins to fall farther. Adoring you, pains me and loving you slashes into my crimson soul. These beautiful scars are a reminder of what once was and will never be. I try to cut you out of memories only to be thrown down harder and left alone longer. Trying to kill lonliness is draining my essence leaving a poisoned heart that wards any to come near. I use to have dreams of you now I can only hope for nightmares now before the first light of the dawn. I'm In Love With My Lust
Looking Back
Dazing into a black sky with the realization I am intrigued with you like no other, my thoughts continue just as the time dwells on. But my suffering halts these thoughts, realizing that I can never be with the purity and the beauty that you hold in yourself. My life would drain the escence of you leaving you cold to the touch, I would be left with nothing more then a stare. After knowing me would you spare a breath for me? No,never. Nothing can fills this void that is me, I am left destined in this world to come into it alone and die off alone and unheard....
Noone Actually Reads The Profile
For all of you that want to "get to know me better", you must not pay attention to the place on my profile where is says, I AM MARRIED!!!! I am very flattered! Thank you all very much, but I am here for conversation and to meet new people as FRIENDS!!!
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Bad Luck Anyone?
I think if it wasn't for bad luck I wouldn't have any at all. On the way to work I stopped at a gas station to get something to drink. I get back to my car turn the key and ..... nothing! This is the third vehicle to break down this week. I had to call a friend to get him to go to my house and tell my husband. 45 minutes to an hours later they show up to get me back home. Called in for the night at work because I'm tired as hell. Plus no way to get to work.
Chapter Three...the Classes
Chapter Three The classes Jack woke me up at what I found out was around 5am. “wake up sleepy head you don’t want to be late for your first day of class.” He said as he ran his hand down my body. “Oh don’t do that or I’ll never make it in time.” I said sleepily. He laughed and gave me a hard fast kiss and jumped out of bed. I saw that Chastity was already up and dressed and I asked Jack what I need to ware noting they where not in robes. “you only have to ware the robes to dinner and at gatherings. So I went and took a fast shower and got dressed. I pulled my hair up in a quick bun. And was ready to go. Jack took me down to the café, where they had coffee and muffins and then he walked me to class. To my surprise he walked in with me and went to the desk up front. Oh wonderful I thought my room mate and new lover was also my teacher. This should be fun. I took a set and saw the people who I had ate dinner with the night before all set down in there desk Good morning class t
These Poor Animals
----------------- Bulletin Message -----------------From: your mom Date: Jul 31, 2007 2:18 PMMICHAEL VICK ; YOU FUCKED UP BIG TIMEEDO YOU REALLY THINK, THAT BILLIONS OF DOLLARS COLLECTED FROM PITBULL TERRIER FIGHTS ; ARE REALLY WORTH AS MUCH AS THIS ? ..............MAYBE THIS ? SO NOT EVEN THIS, HUH? ....MOST DEFINATELY NOT. NO AMOUNT OF MONEY IS WORTH THE PAIN & SUFFERAGE OF THESE INNOCENT DOGS. I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU MAY THINK, IT'S WHAT US CARING PEOPLE KNOW. KNOW, THAT BRINGING UP PITBULLS FOR FIGHTING, JUST ISN'T RIGHT. PITBULLS SHOULD BE BOUGHT INTO THIS WORLD, INTO A WELCOMING ENVIROMENT & PL ACED WTH A CARING FAMILY WHO WILL DO THEIR BEST TO TAKE CARE OF IT, & MAKE IT A FAMILY MEMBER OF THEIR OWN. GIVE THEM ATTENTION, LOVE, SUPPORT.Pitbulls ARE NOT NATURAL-BORN KILLERS. It is at the OWNER'S FAULT, as to wether or not the pitbull BECOMES one, due to wether or not it's been HARSHLY ABUSED, or just not trained properly .Pitbulls, really, are as SWEET as can be ;below are pictures o
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11,000 To Level
Hes stuck on this level. Stop by and show him some love.Thank you Shadow levlers Phantom.....I'm An Acquired Taste, want some?@ fubar
Oh My God, You Know
I'm the best when it comes to makin' love all night Throw your butterscotch body beneath the red light Blaze it up girl, i'm a lace it real tight Go deep 'til the full moon turn to sunlight 'Til the darkness is gone love remains strong Like the bond between the child is so worn 'Til the touch, passionate interludes is such When your gone, your body's what i yearn to clutch Just imagine ecstacy floatin' in a cloud Animal attraction burnin' through the crowd Heaven on earth, paradise for a price It's cool though, I'll play ya For the rest of my life, you know why I'm explorin' your body and your aroginous zones Like a black tiger caged up, 'til you come home lovely You make a man swoon like a boy The love is so soft, it gets hard to enjoy 'Cause the mind flys, and sometimes the sex lies Smooth little girls fall in love with rough guys But you can chop a big heart down to pint size I guess that's what it sounds like when the dove cries Uh, the whole world is trapp
Spiritwolf Morph Contest To Bomb Fo M'lord
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Slow Dance
Slow Dance She wants to see how many people get her poem. It is quite the poem. This poem was written by a terminally ill young girl in a New York Hospital . SLOW DANCE Have you ever watched kids On a merry-go-round? Or listened to the rain Slapping on the ground? Ever followed a butterfly's erratic flight? Or gazed at the sun into the fading night? You better slow down. Don't dance so fast. Time is short. The music won't last. Do you run through each day On the fly? When you ask How are you? Do you hear the reply? When the day is done Do you lie in your bed With the next hundred chores Running through your head? You'd better slow down Don't dance so fast. Time is short. The music won't last. Ever told your child, We'll do it tomorrow? And in yo
Dark Angel Ii The Ride
On a dark blue New Years night of 2099 There was a woman Crouching on my Roof. She Had short, dark thick hair, touching her neck . wings like a Vulture, pail white skin that must have been given to her by the Heavens, vlouptious dark lips given to her by the night, huge empty black eyes. she wore a long dark black coat. she took a hold of his hand and she open her strong thick wings. as they flew into the darkness. she strikes fear into the hearts of evil beings. she is the dark angel the " Avenging Angel." her wings moveing quietly & her coat blowing from the speed of the wind. she looked at him & smiled I feel her cold breath on my skin. I am flying with the dark angel. she looks like a vulture circling its prey. it appears that the stars in the night sky are shooting past me in the moon light. we landed on top of the space Needle here in seattle, the night air is cool & fresh.she placed one finger under my warm chin & drew my face close to her's. she shut her eyes & kissed me wit
Unabashed Self-promotion
Jesus, do you really live? picks up on themes from Well Past Midnight. Still in primitive, unedited form, this work from late 2006 and early 2007 takes you through the feeling and responses to the current issues of the day. Jesus do you really live? is a must for anyone questioning what is happening in the US today, and is looking for ideas on how to respond. It is available at www.lulu.com/cliffpotts
Just Wrote What Came To Me......
my dearest.... with pain filled eyes I’ve come to see- what’s beyond the illusions that have swallowed me.... no more to seek the painted smiles.. the facades of those who’ve known no trials- within the dark and rancid dream do I now realize what I’ve come to be. filled with hurt pain and grief for what the illusions had once promised me. for with such soured sweetness they mask- and hide.. that which it is.. my heart hoped to find. ~C~ (this one was inspired by something another dear friend wrote. After reading theirs.. I just wrote down what came to mind. Thanks for stoppin by.)
Get Rid Of Boredom
Post A Survey to Get Rid Of Boredom Dun Dun Dun DO IT FOR ME 1. Have we kissed?: 2. Do you want to?: 3. What would you like our relationship to be?: 4. Have we dated?: 5. Did you like it?: 6. Do you want to date?: 7. Are we close friends?: 8. Would you be here if I needed you?: 9. Are you attracted to me?: 10. Mentally, sexually, or both?: 11. Do you love me?: Appearance Do you like my- 12. Face?: 13. Eyes?: 14. Lips?: 15. Body?: 16. Arms?: 17. Legs?: 18. Clothes?: 19. Ass?: 20. Hands?: 21. Hair?: Do think I'm- 22. Sexy?: 23. Beautiful?: 24. Hot?: 25. Cute?: Personality Do you think I'm- 26. Crazy?: 27. Nice?: 28. Fun to be around?: 29. Funny?: 30. Annoying?: Would you.. 31. Share chocolate with me?: 32. Spend a weekend with me?: 33. Alone?: 34. Hook up with me?: 35. Care if I ran away?: 36. Care if I died?: 37. Miss me if I left?: 38. Hang out with me?: What would you do if.. 39. I kissed y
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~~good Bye Mom~~
A young man shopping in a supermarket noticed a little old lady following him around. If he stopped, she stopped. Furthermore she kept staring at him. She finally overtook him at the checkout, and she turned to him and said, "I hope I haven't made you feel ill at ease; it's just that you look so much like my late son." He answered, "That's okay." "I know it's silly, but if you'd call out "Good bye, Mom" as I leave the store, it would make me feel so happy." She then went through the checkout, and as she was on her way out of the store, the man called out, "Goodbye, Mom." The little old lady waved, and smiled back at him. Pleased that he had brought a little sunshine into someone's day, he went to pay for his groceries. "That comes to $121.85," said the clerk. "How come so much ... I only bought 5 items.." The clerk replied, "Yeah, but your Mother said you'd be paying for her things, too." Don't trust little Old Ladies!!!
Wtf!
SORRY EVERYBODY... THE CONTEST WAS SUPPOSE TO OPEN AT 12AM BUT THE MAN HAS THE SHIT LOCKED TILL AND DID NOT EVEN RIP MY PICTURE... PLEASE KEEP CHECKING THE LINK THO
Einstein's Theory‎
Einstein's Theory Einstein's birthday is March 14. He would now be 127. Few people remember that the Nobel Prize winner married his cousin, Elsa Lowenthal, after his first marriage dissolved in 1919. He stated that he was attracted to Elsa because she was well endowed. He postulated that if you are attracted to women with large breasts, the attraction is stronger if there is a DNA connection. This came to be known as Einstein's Theory of Relative Titty. Oh be quiet - - - I didn't write this. I just forwarded it!
Wtf?
CANDY LOVE'... rated your photo a '5'!http://fubar.com/user/640040 WTF is this about?? Ok I'm not perfect and everyone has a right to their opinion...but a 5? How about this? Learn to speak fucking english then come back and talk to me
Little Boys‎
GOTTA LOVE LITTLE BOYS Two young boys walked into a pharmacy one day, picked out a box of Tampons and proceeded to the checkout counter.The man at the counter asked the older boy, "Son, how old are you?" "Eight," the boy replied. The man continued, "Do you know what these are used for?" The boy replied, "Not exactly, but they aren't for me. They're for him. He's my brother. He's four. We saw on TV that if you use these you would be able to swim and ride a bike. Right now, he can't do either one."
Bob Poem By Maris
This is Bob, Bob says "Hi" Bob eats a piece of pie. Bob cries, he got pie in his eye. Bob cant even see the sky!! Bob might die! poooor Bob
Hurt & Pain
She is tired of the lies and games from other men. As of now she is puting her foot down. Her mother has told her, "A man using a woman, a woman using a man". He is always accusing her of cheateding, but on the other hand he is cheating on her. It's just some times a woman is tired of being hurt and used. "Some one has told her you never know what are you, geting into in a reationsship". He put her down ever way he can. As of now no other man could not come close to her heart of steel. All she wans is to be alone and have fun in her new life without him. poem by christine
32 Ways To Live
1. Life isn't fair, but it's still good. 2. When in doubt, just take the next small step. 3. Life is too short to waste time hating someone. 4. Don't take yourself so seriouisly. No one else does. 5. You don't have to win every arguement. Agree to disagree. 6. It's OK to get angry with God. He can take it. 7. When it comes to chocolate, resistance is futile. 8. Makes peace with your past so it won't screw up the present. 9. Don't compare your life to others. You have no idea what their journey is all about. 10. Life is too short for long pity parties. Get busy living or get busy dying. 11. You can get through anything if you stay put in today. 12. It's never too late to have a happy childhood. But the second one is up to you and no one else. 13. When it comes to going after what you love in life, don't take "NO" for an answer. 14. Over prepare, then go with the flow. 15. Be eccentric now. Don't wait for old age to wear purple. 16. No one is in charge of your happiness ex
If You Were An Angel, Which Type Would You Be
You scored as Seraph, Seraph is the highest rank of angels. They are the closest ones to God and carry out the most important jobs.Power100% Principiality100% Seraph100% Virtue100% Dominion100% Throne67% Fallen Angel67% Cherub33% Archangel33% Guardian Angel0% If you were an Angel, which type would you becreated with QuizFarm.com
Me And My Idea Man Haha
im a sweet and loving person.. i love life and i love being a mom.. my kids come first , then work, and then every one els.. im a singel mom now.. im told im one of those ppl u just dont forget.. when i dont smile, ppl ask y.. im full of laughter.. u know that song by tracy lawerence? find out who ur friends r.. well thats me all the way around.. i have done most every thing for a friend.. its who i am. im just to dang caring for my own good im told.. but oh well.. take me as i am. or just walk ur happy butt away.. cause i like who i am and so does all the ppl who know me.. my idea match.. well, thats kinda hard but easy.. understanding, caring, loving, a sweet heart of a man, but can be a ass some time.. i like to have a strong man that falls apart when he is with his girl. so she can tell him its ok.. one that makes me smile just by the thought of him. that guy that does not look at the other girl when im there or not. who does not have a list of girls on the side. honest and
Miss August Contest
We are starting a new Miss Amateur Rates contest for the month of August. Contestants post photos, and site users rate those photos. Contestant with the most points at the end of the month gets rewarded. Free to join and enter the contest. www.amateurrates.com
2008 Democratic National Convention
` 2008 Democratic National Convention Schedule of Events 7:00 pm ~ Opening flag burning 7:15 pm ~ Pledge of Allegiance to the U. N. 7:20 pm ~ Ted Kennedy proposes a toast 7:25 pm ~ Nonreligious prayer and worship with Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton 7:45 pm ~ Ceremonial tree hugging 7:55 pm ~ Ted Kennedy proposes a toast 8:00 pm ~ How I Invented the Internet - Al Gore 8:15 pm ~ Gay Wedding Planning - Barney Frank presiding 8:35 pm ~ Ted Kennedy proposes a toast 8:40 pm ~ Our Troops are War Criminals - John Kerry 9.00 pm ~ Memorial service for Saddam and his sons - Cindy Sheehan and Susan Sarandon 10:00 pm ~ "Answering Machine Etiquette" - Alec Baldwin 11:00 pm ~ Ted Kennedy proposes a toast 11:05 pm ~ Collection for the Osama Bin Laden kidney transplant fund - Barbra Streisand 11:15 pm ~ Free the Freedom Fighters from Guantanamo Bay - Sean Penn 11:30
I Swear To God..........
For some people, everything just isn't enough. I'm so sick of users in this world that it's not even funny.
You Want Some Of This??? Come Get It
Come party w/ us in Fantasia's No Limit Lounge Dj TEASE ON AIR NOW!!!
Women!
Sometimes I wonder about certain women in this world. Let's see: First: they want a man to be honest and not hide things to start off on the right foot, right line, whatever. Second: they are wanting a man that no matter what he'll be by her side and help her through anything she needs him to. Third: Want him to remember all the anniversary dates and then more. Fourth: They want to be number one before any one, sometimes that includes any children that comes along with them. Ok! I have a friend. Sweet and has always been there for me through thick and thin and is always there when I need to vent or cry. He's been talking to this one lady and communicating pretty well. Well then the honesty thing came up and of course he's going to be up and honest and now she's refuses to talk to him just because of medical reasons. Duh, its not like he's on his last leg. What can't women look at what they have or could have and look toward the future knowing that he cares and willing to change cert
Please Come And Help Me
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Just Journaling
Because I've seen this twice in two places in two weeks (well, two profiles on this site here) - Calvary is Golgotha, in the "New Testament". Cavalry are armor or horse-using troops (in the Armed Forces.) Or as http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Calvary says, Not to be confused with cavalry (horse or armored troops).
Yellow Shirt
The yellow shirt had long sleeves, four extra-large pockets trimmed in black thread and snaps up the front. It was faded from years of wear, but still in decent shape. I found it in 1963 when I was home from college on Christmas break, rummaging through bags of clothes Mom intended to give away. "You're not taking that old thing, are you?" Mom said when she saw me packing the yellow shirt. "I wore that when I was pregnant with your brother in 1954!" "It's just the thing to wear over my clothes during art class, Mom. "Thanks!" I slipped it into my suitcase before she could object. The yellow shirt be came a part of my college wardrobe. I loved it. After graduation, I wore the shirt the day I moved into my new apartment and on Saturday mornings when I cleaned. The next year, I married. When I became pregnant, I wore the yellow shirt during big-belly days. I missed Mom and the rest of my family, since we were in Colorado and they were in Illinois But that shirt help
I've Learned
As I've Matured... I've learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in... I've learned that one good turn gets most of the blankets. I've learned that no matter how much I care, some people are just jackasses. I've learned that it takes years to build up trust, and it only takes suspicion, not proof, to destroy it. I've learned that whatever hits the fan will not be evenly distributed. I've learned that you shouldn't compare yourself to others - they are more screwed up than you think. I've learned that depression is merely anger without enthusiasm. I've learned that it is not what you wear; it is how you take it off. I've learned that you can keep vomiting long after you think you're finished. I've learned to not sweat the petty things, and not pet the sweaty things. I've learned that ex's are like fungus, and keep coming back. I've learned age is a very high price to pay for maturity. I've le
Today July 31st
Hey Everyone! Just wanted to wish everyone a good night! Busy day at work tomrrow and its fucking hot here haha. Gonna have to run around naked :P. Goodnight dont forget to rate my NSFW!
Update On Corky 1952
CORKYS1952's WAS RUSHED TO HOSPITAL MONDAY MORNING. THEY ARE RUNNING TEST TO FIND OUT WHAT CAUSED HIM TO COLLAPSE, PLEASE KEEP HIM AND HIS FAMILY IN YOUR THOUGHTS AND PRAYERS AND GO AND SHOW LOTS OF LOVE AND SUPPORT TO HIS PAGE. Corky1952~Owner of The Global Bombers ~&~Founder of White Tiger Bombers~@ fubar
Prayer Warrior
I am proud to say that I can be a prayer warrior for God. I truly believe in the power of prayer. If anyone would like to be added to my prayer list just let me know and I will add you. God is so good to us and I thank Him for that.
Worlds Apart
he has my heart but it feels like we'r worlds apart, so far away, but when onlne 2gether feels so close, hes love is like a vok of lightin hits me so hard but runs throught me like a grental warm vab, fillin me up in side, he, takes away my pain, he takes away my sadness, he lighten up my day, he lifs my sprit up high, hes like a drug, i just can not deny, hes my talk, hes my love, hes really my one and only guy and i hope everyday i see him come online.
New Car
WOOPIE im excited i got a new car today... :) and its sexy... yea tahts right... lol only cuz i drive it...

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