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Love
"I think you're supposed to get shot with an arrow or something, but the rest of it isn't supposed to be so painful." ... Manuel, age 8 "Love is the most important thing in the world, but baseball is pretty good too." ...Greg, age 8 "No one is sure why it happens, but I heard it has something to do with how you smell...that's why perfume and deodorant is so popular." ...Mae, age 9 "One way is to take the girl out to eat. Make sure it's something she likes to eat. French fries usually works for me." ... Bart, age 9 "Don't do things like have smelly, green sneakers. You might get attention, but attention ain't the same thing as love." ... Alonzo, age 9 " When a person gets kissed for the first time, they fall down and they don't get up for at least an hour." ... Wendy, age 8 "If you want to be loved by somebody who isn't already in your family, it doesn't hurt to be beautiful." ...Anita, age 8 "I look at kissing like this: Kissing is fine if you like

An Open Letter
To those who refuse to listen, I am a mess and I know it. I am a control freak at times. I am still heartbroken. I want more than what I have, and I am going to get it! I like silly things because I want to laugh more than cry. I like being a "guy" and I will not say I'm sorry for liking the following: boobs. cars. motorcycles. tattoos. guns. stupid movies with bad plots wearing black because it adds to my "bad ass" look. loud angry music. cartoons. sci-fi. beautiful/ hot women. strip clubs. weed. laughing at the wrong time. being honest (even when it hurts your feelings). loving my son. and most of all...being my-fucking-self in a world of fakes!!!!

Redneck Technical Terms
Backup - What you do when you run across a skunk in the woods. Bug - The reason you give for calling in sick. Byte - What your pitbull done to cousin Jeb. Chip - Pasture muffins that you try not to step in. Terminal - Time to call the undertaker. Crash - When you go to Bubba's party uninvited. Digital - The art of counting on your fingers. Diskette - Female Disco dancer. Fax - What you lie about to the IRS. Hacker - Uncle Jonas after 32 years of smoking. Hardcopy - Picture looked at when selecting tattoos. Internet - Where cafeteria workers put their hair. Keyboard - Where you hang the keys to the John Deere. Mac - Big Bubba's favorite fast food. Megahertz - How your head feels after 17 beers. Modem - What you do when the grass gets too high. Mouse Pad - Where Mickey and Minnie live. Network - Scooping up a big fish before it breaks the line. ROM - Where the pope lives. Screen - Keeps mosquitoes off the porch.

Need A Little Laugh?
There's a man trying to cross the street. As he steps off the curb a car comes screaming around the corner and heads straight for him. The man walks faster, trying to hurry across the street, but the car changes lanes and is still coming at him. So the guy turns around to go back, but the car changes lanes again and is still coming at him. By now, the car is so close and the man so scared that he just freezes and stops in the middle of the road. The car gets real close, then swerves at the last possible moment and screeches to a halt right next him. The driver rolls down the window. The driver is a squirrel. The squirrel says to the man says, "See, it's not as easy as it looks, is it?"

Computer Is Shutting Down All The Time
Sorry to all my friends that have been trying to reach me in the shout box. The last couple of days i have been having computer problems where it boots me off my computer completely. So if i don't respond to you i am not there. I have been booted off and it just has not registered to log me off Fubar. Again please bear with me. Thanks! Lucy

Great Truths ...
GREAT TRUTHS THAT LITTLE CHILDREN HAVE LEARNED: 1) No matter how hard you try, you can't baptise cats. 2) When your Mom is mad at your Dad, don't let her brush your hair. 3) If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always catch the second person. 4) Never ask your 3-year old brother to hold a tomato. 5) You can't trust dogs to watch your food. 6) Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair. 7) Never hold a Dust-Buster and a cat at the same time. 8) You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk. 9) Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts. 10) The best place to be when you're sad is Grandpa's lap. GREAT TRUTHS THAT ADULTS HAVE LEARNED: 1) Raising teenagers is like nailing jelly to a tree. 2) Wrinkles don't hurt. 3) Families are like fudge...mostly sweet, with a few nuts. 4) Today's mighty oak is just yesterday's nut that held its ground. 5) Laughing is good exercise. It's like jogging on the inside. 6) Middle age is when you choose

Stupid Shit
well a bunch of stupid shit has gone on... i'll explain it all to you individually if you want to know... or it's on my myspace blog.... but right now, i've got major drama bullshit i'm dealing with... and i'm major major stressed out... i haven't been online much.... and i'm not sure when things will get settled but if you want to email me, do so, and i'll eventually get back to you on the details... or if u know my number text me, call me, whatever.... much love to you all...

Just A Bit Closer....
for every step it seems 6 inches is deducted for some type of karma tax--lady luck you vindictive, selfish bitch you. Truck is shot, about to walk out of this horrid job; nothing is looking like a straight path at the moment. I'm feeling just above the waves swallowing tiny amounts of water. any closer and i think that razors edge will start to cut into the bottoms of my feet.....

Boyfriend Application
EVEN iF YOU HAVE A BOYFRiEND OR GIRLFRiEND- REPOST THiS! SEE HOW MANY PEOPLE SEND THiS BACK TO YOU IN YOUR INBOX! 1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Fave Color: 4. Whats your sign? 5.Phone Number: 6. Location: 7. Height: 8.Hair (color and style): 9.Piercings/tattoos: HERE COMES THE FUN ... ... ... 1. Are we friends? 2. Do you have a crush on me? 3. Would you kiss me? 4. ...with tongue? 5. Would you enjoy it? 6. Would you ever ask me out? 7. Would you make a move on me in a movie theater? 9. Would you take care of me when I'm sick? 10. Do you want to tell me something that you couldn't before? 11.Would you walk on the beach with me? 12. If you heard a rumor about me, would you defend me? 13. Do you/have you talked about me? 14. Do you think I'm a good person? 15. Would u take a nap with me? 16.Do you think I'm cute? 17. If you could change anything about me -would you? 18.Would you dance with me? 19

I Gotta Shit
Let's say I break into your house. A lady wrote the best letter in the editorials in ages!!! It explains things better than all the baloney you hear on TV. Her point: Recently, large demonstrations have taken place across the country protesting the fact that Congress is finally addressing the issue of illegal immigration. Certain people are angry that the U.S. might protect its own borders, might make it harder to sneak into this country and, once here, to stay indefinitely. Let me see if I correctly understand the thinking behind these protests. Let's say I break into your house. Let's say that when you discover me in your house, you insist that I leave. But I say, "I've made all the beds and washed the dishes and did the laundry and swept the floors. I've done all the things you don't like to do. I'm hard-working and honest (except for when I broke into your house)." According to the protesters: You are Required to let me stay in your hou

Sapiosexual
Urban Word of the Day One who finds intelligence the most sexually attractive feature. "I want an incisive, inquisitive, insightful, irreverent mind. I want someone for whom philosophical discussion is foreplay. I want someone who sometimes makes me go ouch due to their wit and evil sense of humor. I want someone that I can reach out and touch randomly. I want someone I can cuddle with. I decided all that means that I am sapiosexual."

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Another Friend
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Vacation
Well my friends...Don't ever go on vacation with me and my kids...unless you are up for aventure! To put it short. The kids and I were on a way to camping. Our van started acting funny so we pulled over and checked it...couldn't see anyting but the van had no power. but 1 it was worse...Our van caught on fire! It damadged the engine and not the body. Needless to say our van is unable to come home...We on the other hand get to. I had ot wait till my money came in but today I get to come home. Not to happy but I get to come home. I got to spend time wiht my best friends, Rob, Christina and Larry. Wonderful people. I am goin gto miss them very much! For any one who wants to know more just ask me...I have had an adventure to end al adventures.

Disaster In Minneapolis
8/2/2007 Dear Readers: First let me take this opportunity to offer my sincere condolences to all the people directly related to the tragedy that took place in Minneapolis Twin Cities where four people confirmed dead and at least 20 were reported missing. 79 people were also reported injured and with up to 50 vehicles trapped in bridge wreckage you can expect this number to rise within the next few days. But what is the physical and logical explanation for this disaster you may ask? "This particular section or freeway was under repair," Minneapolis fire Chief Jim Clack said. "We don't know yet what caused the collapse. We do not believe at this point there was any terrorism or nefarious activity -- it was just a structural collapse." But on a much higher level of awareness this accident was fully predicted over a year ago to the day in my book Moon Power and the printed/dated following section of my publication is a sure contribution to my claim. Not to forget that th

10 Weeks Today!!!!
Your baby is no longer an embryo! Though she's barely the size of a kumquat — just an inch or so long, crown to bottom — and weighs less than a quarter of an ounce, she now has completed the most critical portion of her development. This is the beginning of the so-called fetal period, a time when the tissues and organs in her body rapidly grow and mature. Her vital organs — the liver, kidney, intestines, brain, and lungs — are now in place and starting to function (although they'll continue to develop throughout your pregnancy). Her liver continues to make blood cells, and the yolk sac, which previously supplied these cells, is no longer needed and begins to disappear. During the next three weeks, your baby's length will more than double to nearly 3 inches. Her head is proportionately smaller now than it was a few weeks ago, but it's still almost half the length of her entire body. Her forehead temporarily bulges with her developing brain and sits high on her head; it will later rec

Pain!
why must i live with this pain, found a person i can not tame, what is there really to gain , i can live with all my pain, thoughts run threw my head, sometimes i wish i were dead, my friend is on the phone,hello fred, he says take a pill and go to bed, that is the last thing to do, because i am not with you, if we were together we would be two, my bottle is empty i took the last few, is that sleep that i see, oh no !!! that can not be, why do i do this to me, going outside to hang from a tree, pain pain pain everywhere , maybe i should cut my hair, i know you are there , but do you really care

A Redneck Poem Somebody Sent To Me Lol
The Redneck Love Poem Collards is green, my dog's name is Blue And I'm so lucky to have a sweet thang like you. Yore hair is like corn silk a-flapping in the breeze. Softer than Blue's and without all them fleas. You move like the bass, which excite me in May. You ain't got no scales but I luv you anyway. Yo're as satisfy'n as okry jist a-fry'n in the pan. Yo're as fragrant as "snuff" right out of the can. You have some'a yore teeth, for which I am proud; I hold my head high when we're in a crowd. On special occasions, when you shave under yore arms, Well, I'm in hawg heaven, and awed by yore charms. Still them fellers at work, they all want to know, What I di d to deserve such a purdy, young doe. Like a good roll of duct tape, yo're there fer yore man, To patch up life's troubles and fix what you can. Yo're as cute as a junebug a-buzzin' overhead. You ain't mean like those far ants I found in my bed. Cut from the best cloth like a plaid flannel shirt, Y

Natural Born Citizen
Ok, I know in order to be president of the us you have to be a natural born citizen. Taken literally that means you have to have been born on US soil. So my question is this. A couple decides to go to Canada for the day to see a play. She is pregnant but not due for 3 more weeks. In the theater she goes into labor. Has the baby in an emergency procedure 10 minutes later at the Canadian hospital. Is the baby then Canadian? or is it still considered a natural born American citizen? Can it be president in the future?

To All My Friends On Fubar ( Please Read Asap)
AS MANY KNOW TOMORROW IS MY BIRTHDAY AND I WANTED TO THANK YOU ALL FOR THE BIRTHDAY GIFTS AND COMMENTS YOU ALL HAVE BEEN SENDING ME... SHOWS ME THAT YOU CARE AND ARE GREAT FRIENDS THANK YOU!!!! ALSO I KNOW HOW PEOPLE DONT R.S.V.P SOOO ON THAT NOTE I HOPE TO SEE AS MANY FRIENDS SHOW UP AND HELP ME CELEBRATE MY BIRTHDAY AND FOR THO'S WHO HAVE LOST OR NEED INFO AGAIN TO MAP IT OUT HERE IS THE LINK TO IT JUST CLICK ON INFO OR R.S.V.P www.36thbirthday.citymax.com/page/page/4800633.htm

Finally R Kelly Goes To Court--long Time Coming
CHICAGO - R. Kelly will go on trial next month, more than five years after he was charged with child pornography. Judge Vincent Gaughan has set a Sept. 17 date for the start of a jury trial, according to the Cook County state’s attorney’s office. The Chicago Sun-Times reported on its Web site that setting of the date followed a lengthy meeting Wednesday among the judge, the lead prosecutor, the R&B singer and his lawyers. Kelly, who was born Robert Sylvester Kelly, has pleaded not guilty to 14 counts of child pornography. He was charged in 2002 and is accused of allegedly engaging in videotaped sex acts with an underage girl. Kelly’s attorneys haven’t conceded that he is on the tape, saying his likeness may have been computer generated. They have also tried to raise doubts about the identity and age of the girl. The case has been hit with delay after delay. Since being charged, Kelly has had six best-selling albums and three nationwide tours. The 40-year-old singer has

Pain-free Through Food
Pain-Free Through Food James N. Dillard, MD, DC, CAc Columbia University College of Physicians and Surgeons reprinted from Daily Health News, June 28, 2004 URL: http://www.bottomlinesecrets.com/blpnet/article.html?article_id=34013 Believe it or not, the foods you eat may be making your chronic aches and pains worse. To learn about the dietary approach to chronic pain, I spoke with James N. Dillard, MD, DC, CAc, assistant clinical professor at Columbia University College of Physicians and Surgeons in New York City and author of The Chronic Pain Solution (Bantam). Dr. Dillard is formally trained in three health professions -- acupuncture, chiropractic and conventional medicine -- and is an all-around pain specialist. He emphasizes an integrative approach to pain management -- one that combines the best in conventional and traditional medicine, including his own pain-control diet. THE PAIN-CONTROL DIET As you've read many times in Daily Health News, the typical Americ

Breaking Into Your House
Let's say I break into your house. A lady wrote the best letter in the editorials in ages!!! It explains things better than all the baloney you hear on TV. Her point: Recently, large demonstrations have taken place across the country protesting the fact that Congress is finally addressing the issue of illegal immigration. Certain people are angry that the U.S. might protect its own borders, might make it harder to sneak into this country and, once here, to stay indefinitely. Let me see if I correctly understand the thinking behind these protests. Let's say I break into your house. Let's say that when you discover me in your house, you insist that I leave. But I say, "I've made all the beds and washed the dishes and did the laundry and swept the floors. I've done all the things you don't like to do. I'm hard-working and honest (except for when I broke into your house)." According to the protesters: You are Required to let me stay in your hou

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"To Heaven's Eyes" My breath has seased to exist I have no word to be spoken The radiant passion of your lips Your eyes leave my heart broken Broken for the feeling of not being able to see you each and every day You are more radiant than my weary words can expose to you Though a look into the heaven above can not be close to your expression of love A look into heaven's eyes are uncomparable With this gaze you seem to hold A dear reminder of compassion told A look into heaven's eyes Though the picture prayer And to the heavens i thank for you To you no one can compare

Our Troops Rock!!
6:05 PM*Turn up your volume*You stay up for 16 hours.He stays up for days on end.You take a warm shower to help you wake up.He goes days or weeks without running water.You complain of a "headache", and call in sick.He gets shot at as others are hit, and keeps moving forward.You put on your anti war/don't support the troops shirt, and go meet up with your friends.He still fights for your right to wear that shirt.You make sure you're cell phone is in your pocket.He clutches the cross hanging on his chain next to his dog tags.You talk trash about your "buddies" that aren't with you.He knows he may not see some of his buddies again.You walk down the beach, staring at all the pretty girls.He patrols the streets, searching for insurgents and terrorists.You complain about how hot it is.He wears his heavy gear, not daring to take off his helmet to wipe his brow.You go out to lunch, and complain because the restaurant got your order wrong.He doesn't get to eat today.Your maid makes your bed and

The Life You Shall Have....
This one goes out to a wonderful friend of mine, who has helped me through so much hurt and pain. She has made my clouds pass by and made my world a brighter place. The pain that breaks your heart, shall repair in due time The hurt that is inflicted by other's actions, shall one day be lost The tears that strem down, shall be dried by the truest love The fear of being hurt, shall subside when the clouds roll away The kindness that you posess, shall be seen by many The love of gold that you hide, shall be graced upon all The smile that once was bright, shall be what makes everyone's day The sound of your laughter, will be the music I hold near Every once in awhile you run across someone, who has been through it all, it seems. You try your hardest to make them see what you see in themselves, but what most look right past. The best thing you can do for them to know just how much you care, is to always show them in simple little ways just how much

Bbw Rules
1.I am always right! 2.If I want to see your cock I'll ask 3.No begging to view my cam 4.If you belittle me you will feel my wrath 5.If you want to know ASL look at my profile and you're better be filled out to if you want to chat. 6.No directing,I'll do what I want,when I want. 7.BBW's are classy not trashy 8.Yes we can be sleezy,but we are never easy! 9.This goes out to all the married men,guys that have girlfriends. I am here to please,only one man,not you little cam sluts. 10.And always remember... Once you go fat you'll never go back!!!!

Bird Feeder
I bought a bird feeder. I hung it on my back porch and filled it with seed. Within a week we had hundreds of birds taking advantage of the continuous flow of free and easily accessible food. But then the birds started building nests in the boards of the patio, above the table, and next to the barbecue. Then came the poop. It was everywhere: on the patio tile, the chairs, the table...everywhere. Then some of the birds turned mean: They would dive bomb me and try to peck me even though I had fed them out of my own pocket. And others birds were boisterous and loud: They sat on the feeder and squawked and screamed at all hours of the day and night and demanded that I fill it when it got low on food. After a while, I couldn't even sit on my own back porch anymore. I took down the bird feeder and in three days the birds were gone. I cleaned up their mess and took down the many nests they had built all over the patio. Soon, the back yard was like it used to be...quiet, serene and no one deman

Stop Fucking Adding Me!! Read A Profile, Rate It, Maybe Read A Damned Blog Or Something!
I'm so absolutely not adding people who all you do is check me out, don't say anything in the freakin friend request box and rate maybe maybe 1 picture. Fuck you. Bitch ya maybe, I don't need to be your friend because you want the add points. Here I am 960 friends I know who like 50 of you are, I'm so far behind on getting to my "already friends" profiles etc.. Maybe I'll add you if you show me you want to know me. So ya. Take your add request and shove it. I've been at 160,000pnts tnl for over a week now, and I can honestly say I can name the people off the top of my head (which are like 5 people) who are constantly putting forth "friend" effort with me. So Unless you are willing to have a 2 way friend relationship, fuck off. I'm starting to deny all. I don't need 10,000 friends, I need as many as are willing to actually be a "friend." Have a Nice Day. P.S READ THIS BLOG http://fubar.com/blog/29731 Before you add me!! Thanks! and also , if I have arecently

Mere Thoughts
Blah blah blah blah blah blah.......Not really sure what to insert here,just that as of late life has seemed kinda rather blase to me....Might help if I took off my blinders,ya think??.......Maybe life would seem a lil bit more in focus and less bland to the pallate......Now if only I can make myself heed those words.....LOL.....Anyhow talk to you all some more later.....Ciao!

Thought For The Day
Buried at PhotoCasket.com Just thinking how great it is to have grandchildren! My grandaughter Kyleigh the night I went to the ER she did not understand and would go to sleep that night because her grandma was in the hospital. As some of you already know a week ago yesterday I had my gallbadder removed I'm doing good now. Anyways the love of a child is so great my granddaughter had her father bring her to the hospital to see me she told me " grandma you not to be sick you have to come home me and brother want you home!" She brought me a card to make me feel better. The day of my surgery this what is messed up my boyfriend wasnt even there when I woke up but guess who was there? Yes Kyliegh telling me "grandma look at the balloon I got you!" Now you tell me who wouldn't want to hear the sweet voice of a child just coming out of surgery? This also for being a recovering addict I'm taking no pain meds so for those out there recovery is the best thing in the world!!!!!!!!

Shaved
Ahhhhh... so much better. I just got out of the shower and while in the shower I shaved my legs and all over my sweet spot. I am very smooth all over... just the way I like it. And my husband surely appreciates it too. I am going to be home for only overnight and then off out on the road again tomorrow with my nursing and my husband is leaving in the morning also. That means only one thing. My husband will be all over me tonight when we go to bed. That is why I shaved all over. In anticipation of the fun we will have tonight. For now I am out the door and doing some errands to get some things done before nightfall. I will wear shorts today so I can feel my smooth legs and to also keep cool in the heat that we are expecting here today. It should be close to 100 here today.

Poem
It really is the little things That mean the most of all... The "let me help you with that" things That may seem very small, The "I'll be glad to do it" things That make your cares much lighter, The "laugh with me, it's funny" things That make your outlook brighter... The "never mind the trouble" things, The "yes, I understand," The interest and encouragement In everything you've planned ... It really is the little things, The friendly word or smile, That add such happiness to life And make it more worth while. © Mary Dawson Hughes

I Set Back Snd Watch
i always the one that sets at home on my computer like i do now, and everyone ask y. well because i don't have a life some man took that away from me i don't have a life while everyone else does have no friends set and watch my sis go wit her friends and i don't never do that cause i have no d** friends makes me so upset plus i have no way round i cant afford a car nor nothing

To Every Member In The Uao
THE FOLLOWING NEED TO C-MAIL ME AND LET ME KNOW WHATS GOING ON SO I CAN UPDATE THE MEMBER LISTS AND SEE WHO IS STILL WITH US EITHER FULL TIME OR PARTTIME: OR WHO IS NOT PARTICIPATING AT ALL! BADASSNICK ODINSMOMMA,HEADHUNTER662,GODDESS ELLEN,NIKKILFC,DJPOGOBOB,BROKEN_HEARTED420 ,ROBBIE,TXBLONDIE, TXSUNRISE ,BIGDOG,OKWAHOO,

Got The Time?
does anybody got the time to listen to my rants and rhymes to keep me from committing crimes on silly fools who speak only lies if you got the time will you take it speak the truth and never fake it? never break my heart or replace it or leave me feeling complacent could you find a way to lift me up when I am feeling weak to fill my life with happiness when i feel defeat would you be able to smile at me when i'm feeling mad or give me all the romantic things that i've never had could you wake to me every morning and smile knowing it's real that everything you feel for me is everything i feel? could we laugh and love and be the ones that others often envy would you hold me tight all through the night even if you weren't getting any would you kiss me if i had a cold? love me even when i'm old have the courage to let a love unfold right before your eyes? is anybody listening? please say you got the time.

We're A Dying Breed
To every guy that's said, "Sex CAN wait" To every guy that's said, "You're beautiful." To every guy that was never too busy to drive across town (or across the state) to see her. To every guy that gives flowers and a card when she is sick. To every guy who has given her flowers just because. To every guy that said he would die for her. To every guy that really would. To every guy that did what she wanted to do. To every guy that cried in front of her. To every guy that she cried in front of. To every guy that holds hands with her. To every guy that kisses her with meaning. To every guy that hugs her when she's sad. To every guy that hugs her for no reason at all. To every guy who would give their jacket up for her. To every guy that calls to make sure she got home safe. To every guy that would sit and wait for her for hours just to see her for ten minutes To every guy that would give his seat up. To every guy that just wants to cuddle. To every guy that reassured h

The Gift
THE GIFT Silver! So precious to some so it seems A coveted treasure and yet Tarnishes easily, takes lots of care To really make it gleam ~ Pieces of silver lay at my feet To mark a day in time None of them pretty, cept’ maybe one piece Deadly sharp… it caught my eye. ~ So I walked till I found a place to spend time To cut at the rot in my heart I carved in your name, my name, a tic for each year And then a broken heart ~ I laid the silver sharpness Across my fingertips Uttered a cry of sweet relief As the blood began to drip ~ And when my hand was wet and red I pressed it to the place Where I had carved our mark of time That now seems such a waste ~ I walked away and left behind Beneath the bleeding tree The silver gift that celebrates The end of you and me ~ I walked past the gift I left for you The names have worn away But the heart still bleeds…I saw the red As if it were yesterday ~ Laurel Barclay (c)05 Don’t steal my shit!

Final Moments’ Silence (too Afraid To Leave Alone)
Final Moments’ Silence (Too Afraid to Leave Alone) And I wanted you to know that these tears were named for you, stroking paths down weathered cheeks before being swallowed into hungry pores because I'm too afraid of leaving to scream your name aloud. I wanted you to hear the chaos in my words so I wrote them out for you, but you may never read me the way you always should have, and I'm too afraid of leaving to explain my trembling pen strokes. I wanted you to see how dangerous this is and understand how much this battle hurts so I penned my syllables in poetry and made my cursive sing, but you may never realize how close I am to fading, and I'm too afraid of leaving to send my message to the stars. I wanted you to taste what it means to fall apart so I left acid screams inside a cup and set it on your night stand, but I don't think you'll find a flavor, and I'm too afraid of leaving to pour my heartache down your throat.

Fair Week...so Far
Monroe County Fair...Great place...One week a year we get the fair..Now dont get me wrong i LOVE the fair...So this is so far the rundown on what has been happeneing... Sunday..opening day...the whole parade going through downtown streets, floats, vote for fair queen and fair king, best baby contest entries...(did i mention i live in a SMALL country town population 200, so we kinda are excited about this kinda stuff..) So anyways...Opening to the fair Lots to eat and blah blah...Sunday isnt as exciting as what happens during the week... Monday...Trace Adkins plays in the grandstands hes a country music guy hes good but not what i want to see this week..But we are at the fair havin fun anyways...Monroe has a population of 14,000 and well monday night had about 50,000 people there...So its a nice fair... Tuesday...YA this is the day that things kick up...DEMOLOTION DERBY DAY!! LOVE IT...Couldnt run in it this year becuase of the surgery on my foot a few weeks ago, But love the d

Saying Hello
Just wanted to tell everyone Hello, and that I havent forgotten anyone...Thank you to all the great friends/family for messages, gifts, and comments..I have been extremely busy with my children over the summer. Summer vacation for them but work for a parent. All is well here and I hope everyone that does read this is doing well also...Big hugzz, and kisses!! Miss all of you guys. xo cammy MyHotComments,

I Have Become What I've Always Hated.
Holy eyes bring back one Never if you only trust your separation I believe and then I'll try to give in Is one fall already bad? Seems far, but it's true Whoever told you that We will find a way to be this way It's true, whoever told you that It's fine to walk right outta control It's true, whoever told you that That's fine I hope the best for you It's true, whoever told you that We try the best to be the best but look what you've done We are respiratory We take violence in stride We are respiratory We are never to fall We are the only story, intriguing myth We told it twice before and I I believe and then I'll try to give in We owe the attention for Seems far, but it's true Whoever told you that We will find a way to be this way It's true, whoever told you that It's fine to walk right outta control It's true, whoever told you that That's fine I hope the best for you It's true, whoever told you that We try the best to be the best but look what you

As I Awake To The Rising Dawn>> Cause God May Be Calling You Home.
I say prayers then go to enjoy my day and see where it leads. God shows me sunlight and all the things; that you seem to close yourself off to at night. AWe; But a new day is dawned and you get up and do what you have to do fill up this day with love and memories... You waist not cause tomorow might not come. See your given the chance to help someone ; or your shown a beatiful site to see or maybe a book to read..But what ever it be treasuer the day . Cauce God may come and take you way . Thats beatiful in it,s self , thou your friends be lost with out your being. But It,s God who is a calling them or he or she home.. Dont keep him waiting and do go , It,s thy last place that you behold in Heaven . No more earth to live upon. But I heard it has streets paved in gold.... I hear it,s sweet and full of milk and honey and no tears be shed , no worries , no hate . This God can give ; to those who wait till they be called home in his presence to dine and to bow before

House Of Leaves
hey now, overcome your concern about the weather and whether or not i'm still alive check the vital signs so soft spoken and shy never gets high anymore did you poison my food, forgive me i've paranoid flu i've been lying wide awake paralyzed by the buzzing of the television these modern things we know, getting you off these modern things we know, getting you off haunting us, these different meanings and spectral beings. We're fighting sleep with broken, rusted weaponry. Sing so softly and low, like you want me to hear. Stolen what you can't afford, What's that muffle beating for? i've been lying wide awake paralyzed by the buzzing of the television these modern things we know, getting you off these modern things we know, getting you off Something I could never say, speak so softly and low. Something I could never say.

New Profile...
I just created a new profile after deleting my original. I really miss my bucks, points and my level but here's to new beginnings. I will be adding more artwork and photos of myself. Right now I'm at work and I don't have access to any of that. So, check back often and thanks for taking the time to check me out.

Wow
Here I am still asking the same things. I post everday on all my freinds pages. I fan all the people I came across on here. Look at how I put up new photos & I go to new people pages and I do so Much on here. Iget gifts for all my friends on here. Happy hour drinks for all. But Still I only get a few Holla Backs. I photo comment and rated your photo 10's. Why don't you all come by my page and rate my photos, my Stashs. Plz rate me!!!!! Fan me!!!!!!! I need the help. I come to your add with all that you ask of me. I an just looking for some of the Love That I put out.. Is that some bad? Can you help me out here?

Update 8-2- On Ray Plz Pray For Them All
[Glitterfy.com - *Glitter Text*] AS EVERYDAY THIS IS UP AND DOWN, GOOD THEN BAD, AND IM SORRY CAUSE THIS IS GETTING VERY FRUSTRATING TO ME.... TALKED WITH HIS MOM THIS MORNING SHES ALREADY THERE WITH HIM AND HE HAS HAD ANOTHER BAD NIGHT. THE LAST TIME I TALKED TO HIM WAS AT 930 LAST NIGHT AND THERE WAS NO BLOOD AND HE WAS GONNA GET SOME REST, WELL HIS MOM SAID THAT THE COUGHING OF THE BLOOD IS BACK AND WORSE... SO SHE SPOKE WITH HIS DOCTOR AND THEY ARE GONNA TAKE IT DAY BY DAY... SO PLEASE LETS KEEP THE PRAYERS GOING... MAUHHHHHHHHHHHHH MCUH LOVE TO YOU ALL!!!! THIS PIC BELOW WAS DONE BY RAY FOR MY FRIENDS RAY,CINDY & ROBBIE

My Love
Why cant i get her off my mind, never knew she`d even like the kind. Of person that i am, still I cant help release the damn. Of emotions that I feel for her, always giving my heart a stir. Those eyes that see me right through, and yes I love her very much too. Just cant seem to tell her that everyday, and no I am not trying to sound gay. Some people just grab our heart and don`t let go, and she has mine; I wanted her to know. That she is the reason I wake up everyday, going to go where she is someday. Right know all I can do is hope and pray, that when I do go to her she wants me to stay. HOPEFULLY FOREVER AND A DAY!!

Want To Hear The Best Music On The Internet?
Do you love music? Are you ever online and bored because of no music? Ever wish you knew of a station that played all kinds of music? I got the right site for you. http://circleoffriendsradio.com/

The Drunk
A drunk guy gets up from the bar and heads for the bathroom. A few minutes later, a loud, blood curdling scream is heard coming from the bathroom. A few minutes after that, another loud scream reverberates through the bar. The bartender goes into the bathroom to investigate why the drunk is screaming. "What's all the screaming about in there? he yells. "You're scaring my customers!" "I'm just sitting here on the toilet," slurs the drunk, "and every time I try to flush, something comes up and squeezes the hell out of my balls. With that, the bartender opens the door, looks in and says, "You idiot! You're sitting on the mop bucket!"

The Agent
The agent for a beautiful actress discovered one day that she had been selling her body at a hundred dollars a night. The agent, who had long lusted for her, hadn't dreamed that she had been so easily obtainable. He approached her, told her how much she turned him on, and how much he wanted to make it with her. She agreed to spend the night with him, but said he would have to pay her the same hundred dollars that the other customers did. He scratched his head, considered it, and then asked, 'Don't I even get my agent's ten percent as a deduction?' 'No siree,' she said. 'If you want it, you're going to have to pay full price for it, just like the other Johns.' The agent didn't like that at all, but he agreed. That night, she came to his apartment after her performance at a local night club. The agent did her at midnight, after turning out all the lights. At 1 A.M., she was awakened again. Again she was vigorously done. In a little while, she was awakened again

A Test For The Old Kids
A TEST FOR OLD KIDS This is a test for us, old kids! The answers are printed below, but don't you cheat. 1.After the Lone Ranger saved the day and rode off into the sunset, the grateful citizens would ask, Who was that masked man? Invariably, someone would answer, I don't know, but he left this behind. What did he leave behind? 2.When the Beatles first came to the U.S. in early 1964, we all watched them on The ________________________. 3."Get your kicks, ___________________." 4."The story you are about to see is true. The names have been changed___________________________________." 5."In the jungle, the mighty jungle____________________ 6. After the Twist, The Mashed Potato, and the Watusi, we "danced" under a stick that was lowered as low as we could go in a dance called the _________________ 7."N_E_S_T_L_E_S", Nestle's makes the very best.....__________ 8.Satchmo was America 's "Ambassador of Goodwill." Our parents shared this great ja

Random Quotes
Reality is an illusion, albeit a perisistent one. Anon. ============= Time gives all and takes all away; everything changes but nothing perishes. Girodano Bruno ========================= A wretched soul, bruised with adversity, We bid be quiet when we hear it cry; But were we burdened with like weight of pain, As much or more we should ourselves complain. William Shakespeare ============================ A friend is a second self. Aristotle All human actions have one or more of these seven causes: chance, nature, compulsion, habit, reason, passion, and desire. Aristotle Wretched, ephemeral race, children of chance and tribulation, why do you force me to tell you the very thing which it would be most profitable for you not to hear? The very best thing is utterly beyond your reach: not to have been born, not to be, to be nothing

Illegal Alien Contributions To The Usa
ILLEGAL ALIEN "CONTRIBUTIONS" TO THE U.S. 2006 (First Quarter) INS/FBI Statistical Report on Undocumented Immigrants CRIME 95 % of Warrants in LOS ANGELES are for ILLEGAL ALIENS 83 % of Warrants for MURDER in Phoenix Arizona are FOR ILLEGAL ALIENS 86 % of Warrants for MURDER in Albuquerque New Mexico are for ILLEGAL ALIENS 75 % of those on the most wanted list in Los Angeles, Phoenix, Albuquerque are ILLEGAL ALIENS 24.9 % OF ALL INMATES in California detention centers are Mexican Nationals here ILLEGALLY 40.1 % of all inmates in Arizona detention centers are Mexican Nationals here ILLEGALLY 29 % (630,000) Convicted ILLEGAL ALIENS felons fill our state and federal prisons at the cost of $1.5 Billion Annually 53 % Plus of all investigated burglaries reported in California, New Mexico, Nevada, Arizona and Texas are perpetrated by ILLEGAL ALIENS 50 % Plus of all gang members in Los Angeles are IL

Goin' To Atlanta!!!!
Well ya'll, here we go again... Just got my traveling orders from Dispatch for next week. Headed for Atlanta. Have to shuttle trailers back and forth from Knoxville, TN. to Atlanta for a Big convention. Sooooooo.....If you see a Big Red Peterbilt with "Doug Andrus" all over it....HONK AND WAVE!!! But please wave ALL your fingers at me K??? LOL

Everyone
OK FROM WHAT I HAVE SEEN SO FAR ALOT OF MEMBERS HAVE EITHER LEFT OR JOINED OTHER BOMB SQUADS,THATS FINE WITH ME, I WAS GONE AND REDKANDY COULDNT FOR SOME REASON GET ON TO UAO SITE, SO HERE IS WHAT I WANT TO DO ,I WANT EVERYONE WHO IS ON THE UAO FRIENDS,FAMILY AND FANS LIST TO EMAIL ME STATING WHY THEY LEFT IF THEY LEFT AND FOR WHAT REASON, ALSO I WANT TO KNOW IF THEY STILL WANT TO BE FRIENDS. DONT WANT HARD FEELINGS BUT IF YOUR NOT GOING TO BE 100%UAO THEN YOU GOTTA GO,I HAVE ENUFF TROUBLE KEEPING TRACK OF MY OWN FRIENDS LIST LET ALONE THIS SITES,LOL.WELL WITH THAT BEING SAID ,OH AND I FORGOT, I AM KEEPING 4 PPL ON HERE AS FRIENDS, BECAUSE THEY HAD THE HONESTY TO TELL ME WHAT WAS GOING ON WITH THEIR PROBLEMS OUT SIDE IF FUBAR AND YES I FOUND OUT THEY CHANGED NAME FROM CT TO FUBAR, IM USED TO IT JUST LIKE I AM USE TO EVERYTHING ELSE, BUT ANYWAYS THE FOUR PPL ARE CHRISTIAN 1369,CHERRY BOMB AND NEWBABENWOODS,ALSO THEY ARE LIFETIME MEMBERS , AND I CANT FORGET LACEO ,ALSO A LIFETIME MEMB

Hosting
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Scented Toilet Tissue?
So, I've just made a rather startling, if weird, discovery. A few moments ago, I realized that I had to tinkle and thus I hefted my bottom out of my bed and made my way to the restroom. Because I'm detective material, I immediately noticed the absence of toilet tissue. As such, I went to my handy dandy supply closet to get a roll. With me so far? Well, come along then! I haven't all day! Anyway, so because I'm high speed, I take myself back to my restroom and I proceed to tinkle (this is also known as going pee-pee). As I was completing my task, I noticed a fragrance wafting up, tickling my senses. That's right! Like any normal person, I chose to smell the roll of toilet tissue! Exactly! My toilet tissue smelled like cinnamon and vanilla, just like the little sachet in my supply closet.

Wedding Bands
Well it's been along time since I have written a blog, One reason is that My editor & I broke up.. (something about pay for my edits.. every four words a dollar..) go figure. Well anyways this blog I will try to do it all on my own.. I scan thought profiles here on "Fucked up beyond repair". As well as photos folders.. & one thing that gets me is the foot fetish men .. come on how many of you guys are out there, Then the wedding band photos!!!!!! I'm not a guy from the Mid West but hey!!!!! YOU GUYS LOVE YOUR WOMAN & really guys.. "If Your women's finger is bigger than the wedding band. You might be a redneck" & Ladies of the Midwest just don't accept any old wedding band Who cares if it was his Greatgrandma's from her 1st husband. she was married 3 times..(what does that tell you?) Pick your own ring that fits.. not this lil old diamond chip..??? what the fuck is that? I'll snort that much just to see if it gets me high? Good Luck summer is the the time of Love .. & new

Home For A Day
I am home for two nights ... last night I just laid in bed and tried to sleep in the heat ... it was still 89 degrees when I went to bed and the air was very still. I need to get a bunch of things done today while in town and then will be leaving again tomorrow morning. Only 2 more weeks out on the road but will be better for the next two weeks. Just dropping by to see how things change from Cherry Tap to Fubar? Gone for a while and everything changes.

Suzie-q
We talked for a while today, man I wish you could come here and stay. I think about you all the time, and yes I do know how to rhyme. Your eyes are brown and so is your hair, and I love it when you are there. You listen to every word I say, wish we could talk everyday. I know you are very happy, sorry when you call and I am a little snappy. Just that, I cant see you all the time, even though your are on my mind. That doesn`t mean I don`t think about you, and I haven`t told you that I do. That doesn`t mean I don`t care, and I know you will always be there. I envy you through all your life, and I know you have been a wonderful wife. So I am writing this all for you, because you are the one I call Suzie-Q!!!

Cindy
CINDY IS AN AMAIZING WOMAN. I HAVE BEEN FRIEND WITH HER ON HERE FOR ALMOST A YEAR NOW, BACK IN THE DAYS WHEN THIS PLACE WAS CALLED 'LOST CHERRY'. EVER SINCE IVE KNOWN CINDY IVE BEEN VERY PROUD TO BE HER FRIEND AND IVE ALSO SEEN THE HEARTACHE AND STRUGGLE SHES BEEN THRU CARING, LOVING AND WORRYING ABOUT HER BRAVE HUSBAND, RAY. AFTER ALL THAT CINDY HAS BEEN THRU AND IS GOING THRU AS WE SPEAK, I THINK ITS TIME FOR ALL OF US TO SEND HER LOTS OF LOVE, JUST TO LET HER KNOW WE ARE ALL HERE FOR HER. CLICK ON THE LINK BELOW AND LEAVE CINDY SOME LOVE ON HER PAGE. ~~HOT SEXY BBW~~MISTRESS TO CASPEROLEWIS~~@ fubar THANK YOU WILLIE

Rachel
her eyes can make a day bright, she is always in her own light, even slept with her the other night, i love her with all my might , see when i have her she is so sweet, i want her and my friend to meet, i always am getting her a little treat, she eats corn but hardly ever eats meat, went to the park just the other day, then when i went to leave she wanted me too stay, when i am with her she makes my days bright and gay, always with me she wants to play , she has my eyes and my hair , call her all mine but i don't dare, because so many other people care, for her , so i just sit and stare, out at the trees that sway in the wind, to her all my love i will send, even now my heart is on the mend, i hope her love for me will never end, so i sit here with a smile, even though i haven`t seen here in awhile, i would walk many a mile, just so i could see her pretty little smile, i don't like when they come and take her away, wish i could just stay with her everyday, i know that i can`t do anyway

Bridge Collapse
As everyone knows by now a major interstate bridge 35W, that crosses the Missisippy collapsed yesterday evening. A friend of mine was on the bridge. He is injured but will be safe. I'm just asking for prayers for the lives already lost, the injured and those that they haven't found yet. They believe there are over 20 people injured. At the time the bridge was under construction and there were 20 workers who rode the bridge down who were not in vehicles. All but 1 have been recovered. I know some people aren't gonna give a shit about this but it really hit home for me. Thanks in advance for your prayers.

New Game Feature!
brand new feature on FUBAR... you can challenge your friends to a game! we have 6 games to choose from: 8-Ball Fruit Mixup Blackboard Stadium Football Penguin Crossing Hot Topics Strip Jack You can find these games by using the link in your toolbar or by clicking this link game link Also, you can invite a friend to play from their homepage. Its easy, and a great way to interact and meet new people. As always, we bring you the best new features! Keep Rawking Fubar!

Ray
HI EVERYONE, I WOULD LIKE YOU ALL TO SEND YOUR BEST WISHES AND PRAYERS TO RAY THE HUSBAND OF MY FRIEND CINDY. RAY SUFFERS FROM CYSTIC FYBROSIS AND LATELY HE HASNT BEEN VERY WELL. AT THE MOMENT HE IS IN HOSPITAL AND NOT LOOKING TOO GOOD AND HE'S BEEN COUGHING UP BLOOD. AND AS YOU CAN IMAGINE CINDY IS AT HER WITS END WITH WORRY NOT KNOWING WHATS GONNA HAPPEN. TO LEAVE CINDY & RAY YOUR LOVE AND PRAYERS PLEASE CLICK ON THE LINK BELOW http://fubar.com/blog.php?blogid=13775&pid=460625 THANK YOU WILLIE, CINDY AND RAY

Hangover Ratings
* 1-star hangover No pain. No real feeling of illness. You sleep in your own bed and when you wake up, there are no traffic cones in there with you. You are still able to function relatively well on the energy stored up from all those vodka and Red Bulls. However, you can drink 10 bottles of water and still feel as parched as the Sahara. Even vegetarians crave a cheeseburger and a basket of fries. ** 2-star hangover No pain, but something is definitely amiss. You may look okay but you have the attention span and mental capacity of a stapler. The coffee you chug to try and remain focused is only exacerbating your rumbling gut, which is craving a full English breakfast. Although you have a nice demeanor at the office, you are costing your employer valuable money because all you really can handle is some light filing, followed by aimlessly surfing the Net and writing junk e-mail. *** 3-star hangover< BR> Slight headache. Stomach feels like crap. You are defi

Rip Nanny, Forever I Will Love You!
YESTERDAY, AUGUST 1, 2007 WAS THE HARDEST DAY OF MY LIFE, I BURIED MY GRANDMOTHER. BUT AT THE FUNERAL SERVICE I SAID SOMETHING ABOUT MY GRANDMOTHER AND I WANTED TO SHARE IT WITH YOU ALL. SOO, HERE YA GO... So, I had a lot of trouble thinking of what to say today. I didnt know how to get the words out or how to say it. I have thought about trying to have a conversation with nan or something, but I felt like I just had to let it flow, soooo….here it goes. I have dreaded this day for a really long time. I didn’t think It would be happening so soon though. This means that the person I love most in this world (besides my mother and father of course) is no longer with us. But, she is finally at peace, looking down on all of us, as she is eating her balsamic chicken over rice from Mother Kelly’s or her seven layer cake from Zomick’s. But, after 35 years of being a widow, she is finally reunited with her one true love, my Papa Normy. My nan was an extraordinary woman. She

Principles Of Love!!!
1. Love is the longing of all life for being. 2. Love for others is the longing for the being of others, an emotion without which neither we nor the human species would survive. 3. Love for others motivates altruistic behavior; that is, behavior not in the interest of one's own personal survival. Thus paradoxically one's longing for being can bring one's own being to a premature end. 4. Love for others is also the basis for moral behavior. For when all are loved, each has equal dignity and worth. 5. Love for others is, however, merely an extension of love for being, upon the strength of which depend all love, all happiness, and all pleasure. 6. The more love, the more being; the less love, the less being. 7. Thus those who love only themselves restrict themselves to one, while those who love only one other restrict themselves to two. Those who love only their own family, tribe, or nation, excluding others, are similarly restricted. There can be no true communion,

Love Vs. Evil
I skipped and ran across the field To find love so that this world can be healed This world was hurt with evil’s knife I wanted to fight and bring it back to life. I skipped and ran across the field and Bumped into a man who seemed to have secrets concealed. I asked him why the evil always wins, He replied by saying that evil and love are twins. Where there is love, evil follows In matters of love evil always pokes its nose. It envies love and the joy it brings Hence it attacks love and cuts off its wings. Evil may seem to be winning all the time But love prepares for a counter attack in the meantime. It weaves together the broken threads And in the backfire the mammoth of evil it beheads. The man’s answer was so very true, When evil takes over the world, the love comes to its rescue. Convinced that the man was a genius or maybe even God I asked him to permit me to fight evil and give me a love squad. Mighty impressed with me he handed me a bag I dug my

Hi
SORRY I COULDNT STAY ....BUT I HAVE THINGS TO DO ITS AUGUST 2ND AT 9 23 AM.... SITTING WITH HANNAH AND ABOUT TO GET SOME YUMMY FRENCH TOAST !!! ONE OF MY FAVORITE FOODS..LOL PEACE N LOVE LOVE ALWAYS DEEBEAR66 !! HAVE A GREAT DAY

8-2-07 Ray
[Glitterfy.com - *Glitter Text*] AS EVERYDAY THIS IS UP AND DOWN, GOOD THEN BAD, AND IM SORRY CAUSE THIS IS GETTING VERY FRUSTRATING TO ME.... TALKED WITH HIS MOM THIS MORNING SHES ALREADY THERE WITH HIM AND HE HAS HAD ANOTHER BAD NIGHT. THE LAST TIME I TALKED TO HIM WAS AT 930 LAST NIGHT AND THERE WAS NO BLOOD AND HE WAS GONNA GET SOME REST, WELL HIS MOM SAID THAT THE COUGHING OF THE BLOOD IS BACK AND WORSE... SO SHE SPOKE WITH HIS DOCTOR AND THEY ARE GONNA TAKE IT DAY BY DAY... SO PLEASE LETS KEEP THE PRAYERS GOING... MAUHHHHHHHHHHHHH MCUH LOVE TO YOU ALL!!!!

Viagra Lol
One day an elderly man got up n got his coat and his wife asked him 'where you goin?' , he replied, "I'm goin to the doctor", his wife said, "why, are you sick?" ......he said , "no, I'm gonna get some of that viagra stuff".....a moment later the wife got up and started to get her coat, the man said, "where are you going?" , she said , "I'm goin to the doctor", the man replied, "Why, are you sick?" ..... the woman said, "No, but if you're gonna start using that rusty thing again, I'm gonna get a tetnis shot" .

Suspended Mumm
i stole this blog from scrapper: please read it carefully. this is why you are blocked from mumms. after 1 week contact him to get your mumms back scrappers page MuMMers... First off, take a deep breath. Your MuMM suspension was nothing personal. The automated message you received probably told you it was NSFW. If it wasn't NSFW, it was flagged because it did not meet the MuMM guidelines. The following information will help you better understand your suspension. Also, I do not see 99% of the MuMMs that are flagged. I am just the guy who can help you turn them back on. Please do not shoot the messenger. Please make sure to read this entire blog. 1. I will not debate, argue, discuss or get involved in MuMM drama. 2. MuMM stands for Make Up Your Mind! It is a place for users to post legitimate questions asking for advice from our community. The format is self explanatory. Do not deviate from the format or your MuMM will be deleted. 3. MuMMs are NOT the bulletin board,

Evil
Evil blistering unforgiving pounding on your mind feasting ravenous on captured hearts and weaked souls Evil is a smile with dark intentions hiding hate longing for revenge on the innocent the faithful Evil will kill it self to get to you with out pity or remorse it strikes without fear of the after life or judgement Evil walks talks eats works lives sleeps hopes dreams among us all and evil will be the end of us all.

Feeling Evil
Evil on a night like this Evil tasting like a twisted wish Evil paralized upon the ground Evil tates the tears of fear Evil tainted sounds of cheer Evil dripping down; your blood of hate Evil tearing down your helpless fate Evil swears that by the night's end Evil won't say it was all pretend Evil because Death will follow you Evil until full content Evil pleasured to full extent

Static-x Concert..
so i saw them last night and In this moment..im sorry but they had like a really hot chick as a singer..and Ankla, and erase the virus. They were all pretty good.but static-x was crazy..i loved it except for some lady groping me..ugh...but i seen static-x twice. Slipknot, lamb of god, the bled, shadows fall, otep...ya i love going to concerts.. im sorry but ya.ne ways what did everyone else do

Plagiarized Questionaire
1. A is for age: 63, wow 2. B is for beer of choice: don't drink 3. C is for career right now: project manager and part time personal trainer and author 4. D is for your dog's name? Quincy 5. E is for essential item you use everyday: Toothbrush, knife, fork, computer 6. F is for favorite TV show at the moment: sports games haven't seen any good TV in years. 7. G is for favorite game: blackjack, solitaire 8. H is for Home town: Chicago 9. I is for instruments you play: Clarinet, Saxaphone, guitar 10. J is for favorite juice: grapefruit 11. K is for whose butt you'd like to kick: Osama Bin Laden, Barry Bonds, most ESPN celebrities, people who stay negative on everything 12. L is for last place you ate: In my dining room 13. M is for marriage: One time for 40 years at last count 14. N is for your full name: John Blakely 15. O is for overnight hospital stays: Two, one for pneumonia at Air Force tech school, one for parotid tumor removal at Fort

Whats The Deal
Whats the deal with this web site ? Is it a place to meet people or is it just too check people out ? Anyway.. Whats up for the weekend ? anyone doing anything ? Whats up with no one asking to see my NSFW pics.. haha there are no too bad ones.. and whats the deal with my BFF not posting pics yet? its thursday and im bored.. some one comment on my pics.. ill return the favor

Thought For The Day - 2 August 2007
Cat: Okay, I say get into the jet-powered rocket pants and junior-birdman the hell out of here.Kryten: An excellent and inventive suggestion, sir, with just two tiny drawbacks: A ) We don't have any jet-powered rocket pants; and B ) There's no such thing as jet-powered rocket pants outside the fictional series "Robbie Rocket Pants."Cat: Well that's put a crimp on an otherwise damn fine plan.

Mujibar............
Mujibar was trying to get a job in India. The Personnel Manager said, "Mujibar, you have passed all the tests except one. Unless you pass it you cannot qualify for this job." Mujibar said, "I am ready." The manager said, "Make a sentence using the words Yellow, Pink and Green." Mujibar thought for a few minutes and said, "Mister Manager, I am ready." The manager said, "Go ahead." Mujibar said, "The telephone goes green, green, and I pink it up, and say, "Yellow, this is Mujibar." Mujibar now works as a technician at a call center for computer problems. No doubt you have spoken to him. I know I have!

Episode 76: Another Protester Arrest
From what I saw in the video, the claims of him "aggressively" selling his buttons and "getting in people's faces" were all bogus. He clearly conversed only with those who engaged him in conversation and the only ones "aggressively" doing anything was Louise Hamilton. Check out the video first and the article next and ask yourself if this man really posed a danger in the least to society? The most aggressive sales pitch the man had was to the small crowd gathering around him. He asked them all to check out the rest of the Market for themselves and give the others some business. Still, we're asked to endure hundreds of thousands of pop-up ads on the internet and have our computers clog up with adware and we're made to believe that what sales pitches you heard on the video were aggressive...hmmmmmmmm...riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight. The actual charges in this case were trespassing because he'd been asked not to return to past markets. Since the market is public and open to such, McConnell

Wedding Is Off...
That's right folks, it is over. I asked him to leave cuz I just wasn't ready and now he being a jerk...I guess he has that right, but in my house? What to do now? Anyway, I only have less than 6 wks of school before I get my full-time job and I am very excited! Medical terminology is very hard...I didn't think it would be but memorizing words that don't make any sense to begin with is well....weird? Maybe even seems stupid...lol I updated my profile "about me" section just a little bit too...hope you all like it. I also hope you all have a great day...everyday of course.

Dreamer
BOUNDARIES OF LOVE WE ALL SET BOUNDERIES ON WHAT WE WANT. WE ALL SET BOUNDERIES ON WHO WE WANT WE ALL SET BOUNDARIES ON OR IF WE CHOOSE TO LOVE IVE ONLY LOVED ONCE AND THE BOUNDERIES STILL HOLD THE WALL EVEN THOUGH THE LOVE IS GONE AND AS IS HE I TRY TO LET THE WALL DOWN NO MATTER HOW HARD I TRY I KNOW ITS STILL THERE WHEN ITS STARTS TO COME DOWN I RUN I DON’T KNOW WHY I GUESS I DON’T WANT TO LOOSE THAT LOVE AGAIN , SO I RUN FROM MY FEARS FOR THE BOUNDERIES I SET ARE SO HIGH THAT I DON’T KNOW IF ILL FEEL AGAIN SO I SETTLE FOR LESS AND NOTHING TO SHOW FOR THE LOVE THAT WILL NEVER COME BACK THE ONLY BOUNDERY LEFT IS THE WALL OF TRUST I TRY SO HARD BUT THE WALL STAYS UP 24/7 I FELL MY GUT TELL ME TO RUN BEFORE I GET HURT NOONE WANTED MEHE WAS THE ONLY ONE IN MY LIFE AND IM SURE IF I FING ONE THAT DOES AGAIN ILL LET THE WALL DOWN AGAIN WHO IS TO SAY CAN I TRUST YOU WITH MY HEART…. NOT YET… WILL I BE LOVED AGAIN I DO

Iraq Why Are We Still Here
Ok I'm getting irritated by all the people out there who claim that they are in the know about Iraq. Most claim that we are here because our government lied to us. I guess 4 years clouds the memory pretty good. So here is a little refresher for all you out there who claim that you were lied to. The reason we are here is because of a U.N. mandate that Saddam had to allow weapons inspectors into all possible storage areas by a certain date. That date came a went without him allowing the inspectors in. Since the U.N. would not back up their own resolution it fell to the two countries that had dealt with Saddam invading allied nations in the past. Or did we forget about that part too? He had already proven his lack of willingness to to allow other countries to exist. So a few nations of the world decided it was time to put him in complete check. The reason we are still here is that once he fell from power the same people involved in 9/11 started recruiting for the local population

Daddy...
I want to share something very special to me. I called my father day before yesterday..Tuesday, about 9:30pm. He fussed me out for not calling earlier. Of course, I apologized and told him I needed to be taken to the Dr. Thursday at 12am. Could he drive me, he agreed and that was the end of the conversation. Yesterday about 11am the phone rang and it was my Dad, he apologized for getting on to me the night before. He said, "When the phone rings at night, the first thing I think of is, one of you ( My brother, step-brother or I) is hurt or in trouble." "That and I had a bad day and took it out on you." Now for my father to do this, is AMAZING! It made me feel all nice and warm, so I thought I'd share it with you...and just maybe, you'll make a long over due call or pat someone on the back. Anyway above is a younger picture of my Dad and a recent one.

Judge Jru's Best O' 2006
So here it is...as promised...a week late...judge jru presentsTHE VERY BEST OF 2006BEST IDOL RELATED SONGS OF 20061. ?And I?m Telling You (I?m Not Going)? ? Jennifer Hudson Are you surprised? In the year of Jennifer Hudson, I was required by law to place this song at number one?so I did. That said?what?s not to love about J-Hud? She went from Idol also-ran to Oscar front-runner in the span of a year.I would love to sit here and gloat about how predicted J-Hud?s return to grace back in her Idol days, but the truth of the matter is the thing that makes J-Hud so great (her larger than life theatrical vocals) was the very thing that kept me from loving her on the Idol.I know now. And that?s all that matters.2. ?Baby Makin? Hips? ? FantasiaFantasia + The Word "Baby" / Embracing your womanhood = Genius3. "Extra Ordinary Love" - DarinMega-Pop Producer (and judge jru crush) Max Martin teamed up with Swedish Pop Icon (and another judge jru crush) Robyn to create this bit of pop delight about a

American Idol 2007 Episode 36 - Top 4 Performance Show Review
Why is it that the power company is stupid enough to schedule a power cut right when American Idol goes to air. Not too a bad thing I guess considering how this series is going. I have to say that despite the fact that it is Top 4 week, no one really seems to care. This has to have been the most disappointing season of American Idol which is evident by falling ratings. Does anyone actually care who wins this year? Oh well, tonight the final four get to work with Bee Gees legend Barry Gibb . I'm not sure I'm going to be too thrilled with tonight's show. Is anyone going to stand up, yet? The contestants get to sing two songs each tonight. First up: Contestant: Melinda Doolittle Song Choice: Love You Inside Out Ringtone: Voting Number: 1 866 436 5701 & 1 866 436 5705 I'm not sure I get why Melinda is not stepping up any more. Perhaps she is trying to get herself sent home before Lakisha. Contestant: Blake Lewis Song Choice: You Should Be Dancing Ring

Persia Will Save Me!
Today's Horror-scope: No matter how weird things get, you have at least one person you know you can count on to help work it out. Now is the best time to lay things out for that one special friend and see what they tell you.

Have A Look See
Hi and good morning, I have posted a bulletin on this very same topic. Here is a link, to prove "somewhat" that our own government has planned 9/11 from the beginning. This is a rather vivid video, please, do not let your younger children watch it. I have researched wars, an conspiracy theories, and my questions always take me to this particular sight. Whether or not you want to believe this, that is up to you.... BUT, keep an open mind, an watch these few videos.. if not for me, then for the millions who have died for you from Korean war to now. (You may have to paste the link) Here is your link: http://www.loosechange911.com/ Thank you Please tell as many as possible

What If.....
THE UNKNOWN Does the unknown exist! Do we see it or just think of what it means. Sometimes I wish the unknown was, at times here I dream about it As if what we dream of and see were lying right in front of us or even under.. I see someone in the dark of my shadows leading me there. We We never no what will become of us after this life, and do we even get another chance! We struggle everyday as if it were our last, well it is not our call on that. Who decides god, devil. Our selves . They say time heals all pain , I believe it stays hidden and we carry a wall and just daydream about life, as I it does exist anymore. So we hold it in and ponder on whether it will ever come out.. We don’t have all the answers to the unknown, but I know it exist I live it…Wondering how my life will end, and if we…. Or if anyone will truly miss me when I am gone. I have lost love one go instantly and tragically So I say this the Unknown because it is unknown when my

Uk Top 40 No.1 Single
EACH WEEK IM GOING TO UPLOAD THE VIDEO OF THE NO.1 HIT SINGLE FROM THE UK TOP 40 SINGLES CHART. AND I WOULD LIKE YOU ALL TO RATE IT ACCORDINGLY, MEANING YOU DONT HAVE TO RATE IT A 10 ALL THE TIME, IF YOU THINK THE SONG IS WORTH ONLY A 4 OR A 5, THEN THATS NO PROBLEM CAUSE AT THE END OF THE DAY MUSIC IS ALL ABOUT OPINIONS. I WOULD ALSO LIKE YOU TO LEAVE A COMMENT ABOUT WHAT YOU THINK OF THE SONG. HERE IS THE VIDEO OF THE NO.1 SINGLE FROM LAST SUNDAY. Timbaland - Way I Are (ft.Keri Hilson & D.O.E) PLEASE LISTEN TO THE SONG BEFORE RATING AND COMMENTING. THANK YOU

About Me
A TO Z ALL ABOUT ME Body: A to Z .. About me....... 1. A is for age: 45 2. B is for beer of choice: Miller Light 3. C is for career right now: Photographer 4. D is for your dog's name? Havera 5. E is for essential item you use everyday: computer 6. F is for favorite TV show at the moment: I don't watch TV. 7. G is for favorite game: Beach Volleyball 8. H is for Home town: You don't really think I"m telling. 9. I is for instruments you play: Does CD player count? 10. J is for favorite juice: Orange 11. K is for whose butt you'd like to kick: I'm not about kickin butt.. 12. L is for last place you ate: Sonic 13. M is for marriage: Maybe Someday 14. N is for your full name: Debra Ann 15. O is for overnight hospital stays: Child Birth 16. P is for people you were with today: My fubar friends but its still early. 17. Q is for quote: "Well Yeahhh" 18. R is for Biggest Regret: I don't regret anything. 19. S is for status: single 20.

Test Bully For Misfit
Get your ass in here and get your dose of EvIl with DJ~Misfit....kickin the MAD wikkid shit..MMFWCL!!Just click on the hatchet man Picture to get there!! whoop whoop!! Click the pic below to get to GoThS TwIzTiD ReAlItY.....you know you want to..cmon

I Can Be This Man If She Lets Me Who Ever You Are Thx..............
IT TAKES A REAL MAN 08-02-2007..8:29pm Body: Any guy can mess around, it takes a real man to find a girl and stick with her. Any guy can call you sexy, hot, and all that.. it takes a real man to call you beautiful. Any guy can call you in tears begging you to take him back, it takes a real man to not have a reason to be in those tears. Any guy can say I love you, it takes a real man to say it and mean it even if all of his guy friends are standing around. Any guy can drive over to your house to hang out with you, it takes a real man to show up unexpected. Any guy can throw back a beer or two, it takes a real man to grab a coke instead knowing he shouldn't do it if you're not around. Any guy can have sex with a girl, it takes a real man to wait. Any guy can be with you on the best days when everything is ok, it takes a real man to stay by your side for weeks if thats what it takes when it feels like your world is falling apart. Any guy can make noise

Dietician
Well i was pleasantly suprised, she was neither rude nor mean. She told me point blank that i need to lose weight, which DUH i know...lol So she gave me lists of things...and a guideline of how much of what to eat, seems straightforward enough. I'm pleased that she didn't expect me to go out and buy special foods, just alot of veggies....which i knew i would have to. The only thing i was suprised about was almonds, i HAVE to eat 8 almonds a day. She said it's good for my cadrio vascular system So we shall see how it goes.....wish me luck

T -shirts
Some people collect dolls or cars or coins or GI Joes.........I collect T-shirts and not just any shirt. It has to come off the back of someone I do not know. Over the years I have obtained the coolest kick ass T-shirts. Got one last night (Happened to see a fella wearing a T with the logo of the tatoo shop where I got my last two tats) I have exchanged shirts in parking lots, bathrooms, and the most oddest of places. For some reason I have never had anyone turn me down when I say "hey luv, I totally dig your shirt, will you give it to me?" *snicker* My friends and family just roll their eyes when I do this, but they love me and know I will never change. *Touch me I am a freak* Peace

Wtf????????????
I need to vent and I guess I am going to do it on FUBAR... Maybe I will feel better if I do.... What is the world coming to when you get so upset that you need the internet for advise? Where to begin..? When you lose your childhood and all your friends for the sake of "love" and then you relize that the only place you were really at was at a dead end... it sucks... Ya know, Daniel left for a married woman and got her pregnant. She is due in Dec and they are naming the baby Daniel Dewayne Chance Jr... Not to mention my youngest was born 8/22/03 (Johnathan Daniel) and he cheated and had Daniel Bailey 9/22/03.. Through that and a year in prison- I tried. When he nearly killed me and he overdosed on cocaine.. I tried... I can't try any more... Here is where the story gets fucked up... I knew Chris before Daniel- he had actually hooked us up... Chis's mom was married to Daniel's step grandfather... The first week of March Daniel did not come home.. The phone rang one day and it was Ch

Day 4
Well, last night was amusing. After the recietal of all the students who participated in group activities, a metric fuckton of us went to Centre-VIlle for a really cool concert. Then we went to Tour à Bière (and all my drinks were bought for me thank you very much!) and after that (read:2am) we went to go get some food. Well the place just down the road had closed like 5 minutes before so we ended up following the old drunk waiter to another restaurant. *sigh* The **NEW** restaurant ended up being a run-down, greasy spoon, G's on crack. Oh yeah and the food sucked too. Sooooooo after that (read:3am) my friend David and I started walking home because we live near each other and I didn't want to walk by myself in the middle of the night. Totally would have been fine, but (hey its me; you knew there was a but coming) about 5 minutes into our hour long walk, to started to pour. Not rain, not sprinkle, fucking POURED!!!!! I have never been so wet in my life!! Finally got home around 4am and

Omg Fireman Joke Hehe Lmfao Lol Enjoy Sorry I Need Water Or Beer Wowwww............
FIREMAN 08-02-2007.. Body: A FIREMAN came home from work one day and told his wife, "You know, we have a wonderful system at the fire station: BELL 1 rings and we all put on our jackets, BELL 2 rings and we all slide down the pole, BELL 3 rings and we're on the fire truck ready to go. "From now on when I say BELL 1 I want you to strip naked. When I say BELL 2 I want you to jump in bed. And when I say BELL 3 we are going to make love all night. " The next night he came home from work and yelled "BELL 1!" The wife promptly took all her clothes off.?? " The next night he came home from work and yelled "BELL 1!" The wife promptly took all her clothes off.?? When he yelled "BELL 2!", the wife jumped into bed. >When he yelled "BELL 2!", the wife jumped into bed. When he yelled "BELL 3!", they began making love. After a few minutes the wife yelled "BELL 4!" "What the hell is BELL 4?" asked the husband??? "ROLL OUT

The Why's Of Men
1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX? (because they are plugged into a genius) 2. WHY DON'T MEN BLINK DURING SEX? (they don't have enough time) 3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG? (they don't stop to ask directions) 4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS? (because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor lock) (You're laughing, aren't you?!?!) 5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS? (so they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties) 6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN? (you need a rough draft before you make a final copy) 7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN? (don't know....it never happened) ( C'mon guys, we laugh at your blonde jokes!) And the personal favorite: 8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH? (because a vibrator can't mow the lawn) Remember, if you haven't got a smile on your face and laughter in your heart...Then you are just an old sour fart

My Chemical Romance - I'm Not Okay (i Promise)
Well if you wanted honesty, that's all you had to say. I never want to let you down or have you go, it's better off this way. For all the dirty looks, the photographs your boyfriend took, Remember when you broke your foot from jumping out the second floor? I'm not okay I'm not okay I'm not okay You wear me out What will it take to show you that it's not the life it seems? (I'm not okay) I've told you time and time again you sing the words but don't know what it means (I'm not okay) To be a joke and look, another line without a hook I held you close as we both shook for the last time take a good hard look! I'm not okay I'm not okay I'm not okay You wear me out Forget about the dirty looks The photographs your boyfriend took You said you read me like a book, but the pages all are torn and frayed I'm okay I'm okay! I'm okay, now (I'm okay, now) But you really need to listen to me Because I'm telling you the truth I mean this, I'm okay! (Trust Me)

Thursday Links: What The Hell Is That, Bob Kelly, Chris Cornell, New Boobs On Ratemywow, New O&a Video, Traveling Virus In Detroit This Weekend, New V
LISTEN TO TODAY'S SHOW ON AUDIBLE (link usually active by 3pm EST) Happy (Phone Call, Male Camel Toe, Perv News, Fun Fact) Thursday, everybuddy. We have a busy, busy, busy, busy show for you this morning, and there is a TON of stuff going on in-studio, so if you haven't turned on your Paltalk yet, then you should probably do so. If nothing else, you can gawk at the Ladies of Paltalk, who are happily flashing, sleeping naked, and having morning sex all on webcam. Now, check out what's going on this morning: What the Hell Is That returns! We have half a dozen oddballs with strange physical oddities, and two doctors on hand, ready to take a look at them ad attempt to figure out what is up. The winner of today's little competition gets a brand new Apple iPhone. Also, our buddy Bob Kelly is in studio filling in for Jim Norton, who is out promoting his BEST-SELLING book, HAPPY ENDINGS: The Tales Of A Meaty-Breasted Zilch, on sale NOW. Finally, Chris Cornell will be LIVE in studio promo

Follow The Link... Pass The Word
Hi and good morning, I have posted a bulletin on this very same topic. Here is a link, to prove "somewhat" that our own government has planned 9/11 from the beginning. This is a rather vivid video, please, do not let your younger children watch it. I have researched wars, an conspiracy theories, and my questions always take me to this particular sight. Whether or not you want to believe this, that is up to you.... BUT, keep an open mind, an watch these few videos.. if not for me, then for the millions who have died for you from Korean war to now. (You may have to paste the link) Here is your link: http://www.loosechange911.com/ Thank you

And Another One
Datum: Fri, 13 Jul 2007 12:00:43 -0500 Von: "Tyler Perry Mailing List" Ins Adressbuch An: all_lists@tylerperrystudios.net Betreff: A Message from Tyler Perry - Upcoming Events Hey everybody, I'm a little late with this one but my days seem to be getting away from me. I just wanted to let you know that I'm on the cover of the August 2007 issue of Essence magazine, so please pick it up if you can. I was really happy with this cover. A lot of times you don't know what you're going to get but Essence always does a great job. Also I wanted to just say thank you for continuing to watch HOUSE OF PAYNE. I have been getting so many positive encouraging messages on the message board. That's just great. I'm glad that you all are loving the show now. I told you it was going to get better and I'm so glad that all of you are continuing to watch. It's good to know that you took my word for it. The ratings have been just great. Which means that

For The Person Who Flagged My Mumm
This is to the person who flagged my Mumm: Dear Retard, It's nice to know that there are still close minded, humorless people on here. I would like to say that I could understand where you are coming from, but I can't really. It was obvious to everyone else that it was tongue in cheek, and why this escaped you is beyond me. I have been flagged before, so I'm very careful what I Mumm, so when this was flagged, I was absolutely stunned. So to you, I have just this to say...go fuck yourself. Sincerely Jay For the rest of you, I posted a Mumm that was "If Jesus and Chuck Norris had a tug of war contest, who would win". It was obviously tongue in cheek, with no maliciousness intended. There are Mumm's on religion all the time. Are these flagged? NO! I guarantee if I used the name Buddha, or Mohammed, or perhaps Jehovvah...they would have said not one word. So now I am bitter... Have a great

Tribute To American Soldiers ( Video )
This was very touching to me, hence why it is in a blog. If you can not emotionally handle seeing the fallen, PLEASE do NOT watch. For those that can, please remember that these fellow Americans are not only brothers, sisters, cousins, mothers, fathers, etc....They are the brave souls that are fighting for US. So please, take a few minutes out of your day to show some support and remember those that are doing for OUR country!!!!! Thank You!!

Linkin Park - Numb
I'm tired of being what you want me to be Feeling so faithless lost under the surface Don't know what you're expecting of me Put under the pressure of walking in your shoes (Caught in the undertow just caught in the undertow) Every step that I take is another mistake to you (Caught in the undertow just caught in the undertow) I've become so numb I can't feel you there Become so tired so much more aware I'm becoming this all I want to do Is be more like me and be less like you Can't you see that you're smothering me Holding too tightly afraid to lose control Cause everything that you thought I would be Has fallen apart right in front of you (Caught in the undertow just caught in the undertow) Every step that I take is another mistake to you (Caught in the undertow just caught in the undertow) And every second I waste is more than I can take I've become so numb I can't feel you there Become so tired so much more aware I'm becoming this all I want to do Is be m

Korn's Eighth Studio Album Out Now!
Korn’s eighth studio album released today by Virgin Records! The new untitled album features the hit single, “Evolution”. Be sure to get your copy now! Something for all you Korn fans. Got it and it kicks!!! A must get!!!

Another Tp Letter
Von: "Tyler Perry Mailing List" Ins Adressbuch An: all_lists@tylerperrystudios.net Betreff: A Message from Tyler Perry - Don't Let Me Get Me Hey guys! I didn't intend to write so soon but I wanted to share something with you. Tomorrow, Wednesday on HOUSE OF PAYNE, these two episodes had me bent over laughing. I want you to check them out if you can. But on to the reason that I'm writing… Over the last few years or so I've been keeping a journal just to remind me of all of the miracles that I have seen in my life. You know there is not a day that goes by that I don't say, "Thank you Jesus!" This has been an amazing ride! I have a friend that I have known for some time now. Over the years I have watched him try to get his life and career together only to see him seem to get it on track and not several weeks later watch it fall apart. One day he asked me to take a look at his life and tell him what I saw. Well, when I thought

Pagan Origin Of Christmas
Few people realize that the origins of a form of Christmas was pagan & celebrated in Europe long before anyone there had heard of Jesus Christ. No one knows what day Jesus Christ was born on. From the biblical description, most historians believe that his birth probably occurred in September, approximately six months after Passover. One thing they agree on is that it is very unlikely that Jesus was born in December, since the bible records shepherds tending their sheep in the fields on that night. This is quite unlikely to have happened during a cold Judean winter. So why do we celebrate Christ�s birthday as Christmas, on December the 25th? The answer lies in the pagan origins of Christmas. In ancient Babylon, the feast of the Son of Isis (Goddess of Nature) was celebrated on December 25. Raucous partying, gluttonous eating and drinking, and gift-giving were traditions of this feast. In Rome, the Winter Solstice was celebrated many years before the birth of Chris

Much Love
Just sitting here chillin, thinking, not really doing much of that, ha ha. There is a couple of new friends that I have just came in contact with. To you I want to say nice to meet you. I hope our friendship grows. To all my old friends I say much love. Much love goes out to my new friends too. And welcome to, well, me. ha ha. Peace

2nd August 2007
Dear Alexa, Here is your AstroSlam for Thursday, August 2: Your boss is the root of evil today. Before you engage in any office warfare keep in mind that you may be dealing with a force stronger than your sweet bunny rabbit optimism. If it was a contest of cute you'd win.

2nd August 2007
Dear Alexa, Here is your single's love horoscope for Thursday, August 2: Best apply yourself to work or getting personal stuff in order during the day -- and don't forget that all-important mind-body balance! Tonight and in the near future, your being centered makes all the romantic difference.

What Is Your Inner Desire?
What Is Your Inner Desire?AcceptanceYour inner desire is acceptance. You are either a loner or have very few friends. All you truely want is to find at least one person who truely cares about and accepts you, but have so far failed to find them. Have hope though, eventually you will fulfill this desire.How do you compare? Take this test! | Tests from Testriffic

Is That Butt Really Out?
Good Morning. Before you flick it out the window make sure it is extinguished! Do you realize how many highway fires a year are caused by smokers flicking their butts out of a moving vehicle? It might amaze you. I don’t smoke and find no urge to but my golfing buddy does and a handful of other friends of mine still smoke. I do not rag on them about it and think some day perhaps they will kick the habit but on my way into work today I witnessed a truck in front of me flicking his smoldering butt out the window and the sparks flashed like lightning bugs in the distance. Without doubt that cigarette would have caused a fire had it made it to the side of the road where dried grass and weeds awaited their ignition…I am not getting down on smokers nor am I up on a podium touting the use of such items. But, in today’s world we do not need extra cause for fires and damage. Check these stats out: SACRAMENTO, Calif.) -- Based on a worldwide study of smoking-related fire and disaster data, UC Dav

Mi Corazón De Hermanos
(esta canción es dedicada a mi hermano. y a la puta que robó su corazón) mi hermano tiene un corazón grande él es el mejor amigo para tener aún su corazón estuvo roto fue roto el primer día la encontré ella era dulce como un ángel aún a puerta cerrada ella era la serpiente de mentiras Mi hermano sufrió tanto su corazón está roto ahora por esta bestia él pensó que él amó lo advertimos de ser seguro le dijimos miran su espalda pero ella lo apuñaló por ello ahí mismo a su corazón mi hermano sufrió tanto su corazón tomado por una serpiente entonces corté su cabeza de su cuerpo y hecho la serpiente comen una serpiente mi hermano tiene un corazón grande él es el mejor amigo para tener aún su corazón estuvo roto por una serpiente quién está muerto ahora la noche que la matamos ella intentó todas sus mentiras aún cuando cerramos las puertas ella era una serpiente de mal mi hermano sufrió tanto su corazón está roto ahora por esta serpiente que e

Im Crying Now
Prayers are very much needed For This Little Angel She was Born 6-1-2007 and as of today she weighs only 7 lbs. Monday morning she will go back to the hospital so they can put a central line to her little heart so she can get the nutrients that she needs to grow and then they are going to run a scope to find out what is wrong with her stomach This is my GreatGreat Niece Please Add Her In Your Prayers!!!

Roses
A dozen roses I give to you my friend, A gift that seems so small But they represent so much, Our friendship most of all. A rose for the friendship. A rose for the touch. A rose for the trust we share Our sharing means so much. A rose for the kindness And the deep caring you show. A rose for the comfort given When I've been feeling low. A rose for the laughter, How it makes your eyes shine. A rose for the dreams we share It's amazing how they intertwine. A rose for the deep respect You give to me with ease. A rose for the love we feel And how you wish to please. A rose for your compassion That has helped me in so many ways. A rose for bringing me sunshine That has brightened all my days. The last rose is the best For it stands so proud and tall. This rose represents you My best friend of all.

I Just Don't Get It...
I don't understand... -Why I am like I am. -Why I can't forgive and forget. -Why I can't let go of the shit people have done/said about me. -Why I'm so angry. -Why I don't smile. -What people mean when they say "We expected more from you..." -Why some people LOVE the exact same attitude that most other people HATE me for. -Why people judge me based on no good reason at all. -Why the higher power has taken away everyone I've ever loved. -What I've done that is horrible enough for my entire family to not have anything to do with me. -Why I'm not the wifey type. -Why my family can't accept that I'm bisexual. -Why they say it's just a phase. (I'm IN LOVE with a girl for fuck's sake.) -Where that bitch in Cali, who called me just to say she hated me, GOT MY NUMBER. (cunt) -Why people can't seem to grasp that I just don't give a fuck what they have to say anymore... Ok.....................I'm going to go now before I get pissed and break someth

Soldier Meets God
Soldier meets God 8 days ago The Soldier stood and faced his God Which must always come to pass He hoped his shoes were shining Just as brightly as his brass. Step forward now, you soldier, How shall I deal with you? Have you always turned the other cheek? To My Church have you been true? The soldier squared his shoulders and said, No Lord, I guess I ain't Because those of us who carry guns Can't always be a saint. I've had to work most Sundays, And at times my talk was tough. And sometimes I've been violent, Because the world is awfully rough. But I never took a penny That wasn't mine to keep... Though I worked a lot of overtime When the bills just got too steep. And I never passed a cry for help, Though at times I shook with fear, And sometimes, God forgive me, I've wept unmanly tears. I know I don't deserve a place Among the people here. They never wanted me around Except to calm their fears. If you've a place for me here, Lord,

My Star Sign
Sun in Leo: Your path of soul development in this lifetime revolves around developing your awareness of yourself as a distinct, unique individual. It is not enough for you to simply be who and what you are, lesley, you must radiate your inner essence outwardly, express it, bring it forth in a creative way. Although ultimately your goal is self-discovery and self-recognition, you initially have a profound need to make an impression on others and to be recognized and appreciated by the world. In many ways you are like the eager child who delighted with the discovery of a new power or accomplishment, demands of all and sundry "See ME! Look what I can do!". Of course, you do this in subtler ways (usually!). Nevertheless, the joy of self-discovery and self-expression, and the yearning for "strokes", applause, and affirmation is very much present in you. Put simply, you tend to be rather fascinated with yourself. Your tendency to dramatize or exaggerate, and your desire to be

Well Reading The Regulations On The Mumms
Well the mumms have taken a turn for the worse, with the new regulations posted to keep drama down, which once again I state, the points added to them is what killed the mumms. Oh well, it happens it's not my site, I have no say in what goes one in this site, but I will say this I won't be doing as much mumming as I used too since they want to keep mumms pure but don't regulate it like they mean it. I see no point in the mumms that are going to be really horrible polls, childish at that even. I loved the MuMMs for some of the debates you can get on because most of the time the ones who would respond to those questions gave great insight onto different views, so if ct could make a section for those that all members can view, and be discussion topics, without the need of points then maybe this site would stand out again.

Dream
i had an insane dream last night. i dont remember the full thing or id relate it all here. Prinny was in it. she was actually a key part of it. uhm. there were 6 of us (her, me and 4 others). we lived in this weird dorm like place. there was stuff about ships and piracy and Prinny and my anniversary. i wish i could remember it all. anyways, i thought it was a good enough dream to mention/preserve here. :P

Got To Love The Arrogance
Got to love the arrogance of a lot of people. Most people claim to be a viable function of the society they live in yet have nothing more to contribute then calling people sheep. Saying a person is sheep is nothing, unless you can back up your case to prove you are not a sheep as well. There are many ways to prove this, and the big one; show that you are something worth noticing, and not some run of the mill instigator. I just had a run in with a guy on here that thinks he's better then other people because he talks to a few people who are well known only because they in a way "whore" themselves out to the general masses of Fubar. That does not make you better then any other person. The levels, your user rank, your point rank, the number of people you bring in does not make you better on this site. What makes you better you may be asking? The people you meet, the conversations you have. The time you spend to get to know and understand your fellow human. That's what makes you great. It

I Need Bombing Help Please
iM ASKING FOR HELP PLEASE i NEED ANYONE THAT WAS BOMBING ME IN THE HAPPY HOUR CONTEST TO PLEASE HELP LOCO.THIS IS SOMETHING IM BEGGING FOR HELP ON. HIS ORIGINAL PICTURE WAS DELETED AND THAT LOST THE 1300 COMMENTS THAT WAS WITH IT.PLEASE IF YOU CAN HELP ME I WOULD BE GREATFUL AND WILL RETURN THE FAVOR WHEN YOU NEED HELP

Instant Messengers And Myspace
For those of you that have yahoo messenger and/or MSN, here's my ID's so you can add me. Yahoo: sg25_1975_2000 MSN: sg25_1975_2000@hotmail.com And for those of you that have myspace and would like to add me on there, here's my URL: http://www.myspace.com/zeus197

Simpsons Movie
Nicely done, I thought. Different enough that it didn't feel like a 90 minute tv episode, but not too different that it felt weird or wrong. Extra depth was the key - in plot, characterisation and animation. And awesomely funny in parts. And kins will admit to feeling a lump in his throat when... ******SPOILERS****** ....Homer and Marge make up at the end....

Secrets...
Using your body Your sexual hidden talent is using your body's natural charm and beauty to seduce your partner. You are all about having the perfect body/looking good for your partner - and it does the trick every time. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Where Do We Go Now But Nowhere - Nick Cave
I remember a girl so very well The carnival drums all mad in the air Grim reapers and skeletons and a missionary bell O where do we go now but nowhere In a colonial hotel we fucked up the sun And then we fucked it down again Well the sun comes up and the sun goes down Going round and round to nowhere The kitten that padded and purred on my lap Now swipes at my face with the paw of a bear I turn the other cheek and you lay into that O where do we go now but nowhere O wake up, my love, my lover wake up O wake up, my love, my lover wake up Across clinical benches with nothing to talk Breathing tea and biscuits and the Serenity Prayer While the bones of our child crumble like chalk O where do we go now but nowhere I remember a girl so bold and so bright Loose-limbed and laughing and brazen and bare Sits gnawing her knuckles in the chemical light O where do we go now but nowhere You come for me now with a cake that you've made Ravaged avenger with a clip i

Musiq Soulchild - Halfcrazy
Never thought that we would ever be more than friends Now I'm all confused cause for you I have deeper feelings We both thought it was cool to cross the line And I was convinced it would be alright Now things are strange, nothings the same And really I just want my friend back And my mind's gone half crazy cause I can't leave you alone (oh can't get you out of my system) And I'm wondering if it's worth me holding on Said my mind's gone half crazy cause I can't leave you alone (can't get you out of my system) And I'm wondering if it's worth me holding on I'd hate walk away from you as if this never existed Cause when we kissed the moment after I looked at you different Lately I gotta watch what I say Cause you take things personally nowadays You used to laugh now you get mad Damn I just want my friend back And my mind's gone half crazy cause I can't leave you alone (oh can't ayou out of my system) And I'm wondering if it's worth me holding on Said my mind's gone

88 Minutes
http://SeXiVixxEN.flixster.com This is really good! A must see for any Pacino fan.He is a Seattle college professor that gets wrapped up in a series of murders,then ultimately ,gets a phone call that he has 88 minutes to live,therefore he must solve his own crime before he dies.Great story,fast paced,some good twists very worth watching! =)

Things That Keep Me Up At Night
Hang on, this one is a bit of a roller coaster. Actually, more like a Formula One race with twists and high speed turns. I'm at a young lady's apartment earlier tonight. Before you reach to give me a high-five it wasn't like that. There was a group, we were hangin out and watching a movie. Stay with me. It was a pirated Die Hard 4 from China, but that isn't important. What's important is the premise. No, not Bruce escaping death in beyond-ridiculous ways. The movie is set upon the plausible idea that someone or someones decide to attack the US by hacking into certain systems and disabling them. Okay, you've heard that before. Fine. This movie had a hint of realism in the idea of a "fire sale": a three-stage attack on transportation, finance and power grids. Yes, everyone loses their money. Yes, commerce and transportation grind to a halt. Yes, these clever ne'r do wells even infiltrate the Pentagon and give all kinds of unhelpful orders. While the producers and dire

To Tell The Truth
My son Ice[kevin], made a mumm last night about walking in on me watching porn; not true. We were having a discussion on whether I looked at naked pictures of men; I said I did. The poor kid freaked.He called my daughter in Illinois and Jami said good for mom. Since, he didnt get the reaction he wanted he came on and made his mumm. Well, people I may be 59< but Im not dead;and my kids will have to deal with it.

Think About It?
----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Stephen Date: Jul 31, 2007 2:30 PM Wake up and pay attention!Turn Up Your Speakers & Listen! Why do people commit suicide?Why do people cut themselves? Why do girls become anorexic and bulimic? Why do kids bring guns to school?Why do kids get depressed...so they start using meds, and abusing them?Why do girls feel the need to act like sluts to impress guys?Why cant people show their sexuality freely, without worrying about being judged?In the Bill Of Rights, it says we have FREEDOM OF SPEECH! So why are we so afraid to speak up for ourselves?I KNOW WHY! "Whores""Geeks""Goths"

Missing You
lost in your arms i sleep alone this night your trust i hold close and tight dreams of children and what tomorrow may bring promises spoken i wear your ring come home safe im lonely tonight im lonely every night without you my heart waits my soul hopes and my body craves your touch god i miss you i may never let you leave me behind again my love

Nsfw
now how is almost everything NSFW is this site for kids i am really thinking so... i had so much fun here when i started and now its all banning and marking things NSFW its getting sad... and yeah i know some agree... what kind of online bar has the maturity level of some of the kids on myspace... i came here to get away from it and i bought some friends and made some here... now i might get blocked from blogging this ... are they gonna follow me everywhere and now .... grow the hell up ppl... its a adult site... NSFW hmmm not safe for work well the dipshits know that and come on whos fault not ours.... we pay for this site to keep going with happy hour and blast... i myself will never pay for one till this place grows up.... now really can someone tell me if this is a adult site or what cuz i know i dont think and many more dont.... there is more immaturity here then a daycare.... well im done bitching and moaning .... i want the old site back

Avenged Sevenfold - Turn The Other Way
Slit my wrists, take away the pain. Slit my throat, there’s no one to blame. Lost in the fields of confusion. Restless nights, they're not far away. I came here for something and I'm not turning back. Strong in the mind but you still hold my keys. Keeping my fate deep within your threshold. Petty inconvenience but it means the whole world to me. You have the power. To set me free. Caught in your grasp, how? Just let me be. Give me control out. Out of these depths. A fiery hell. I pray for death. I've been the wrong one time and time again. Now I'm on my knees forgive me please. Tore out my heart and handed to me on a silver platter. Sew up the hole, emptiness in the place of compassion. You made me this way. I am the product of your creation. Look the other way. Now you've turned your back on me. You've turned away from me, the future's much to far away to see. I hope you learn the truth, not the way things were meant to be with me and you.

Avenged Sevenfold - An Epic Time Wasted
So much time I've wasted. I can truly say I never thought it would come to this. Never would I doubt you, but the truth kept smacking me in the face. Reality. You never stopped to think and you ripped us apart. How could you? Now our time is gone but now it's breaking my heart. Tears run down as I think of the days we've had, and the memories will last forever, but you and I have died and gone our separate ways. You are the one. You are the wrong one. Breaking the mold. Going your own way. All I feel, betrayal. So much time I've wasted, and I never thought it'd come to this. We had something great, then it was washed away. We had something more, then I can explain. I'm sorry. No! We had something great, then it was washed away. No! Not all friendships last, the genuine are harder to take. No! Time to start again, hope someday you'll think of me. No! The end reality, to know someday I'll think of you

Atreyu - Eclipsed By Me
I began my ascent at minus zero You made so sure of that You tried to keep me down here Your complacency has been your downfall Nobody made you king of the world And I'm here to dethrone you So kiss the ring motherfucker It's my time, my time to shine Grasping for the straws as they fall Maybe you can make a splint for your broken ego For your broken ego So I say thank you for the scars And the guilt and the pain Every tear I've never cried Has sealed your fucking fate What did you take me for, a fool? Or were you just too blind to see That every effort made has failed And there is no destroying me? Hate can be a positive emotion When it forces you to better yourself You built me, constructed my desire Perfected my hatred Now I'm driven to be ten times better than you think you are Ten times better than you think you are Piece by piece I've built my walls And burned the bridges down That lead back to people like you So full of malice, so full of scorn Y

Keep Me Afloat!
Make Me Miss August! Vote for Miss Lush- Keep up the votes everyday! I need your help to put me into the tristate hotties calendar! Vote in the Calendar contest as well as playing cards contest! ** Remember, joining with my recruit number gives me five extra vote points! If you're not from the Tristate area, use zipcode-08869. My Recruit ID# is 325. Help me win!! PLEASE JOIN!!!!!!! It will really help me get further! Vote for Miss Lush for AUGUST !! Let's do it this time Really! Thanks for all who have been participating and helping and thanks to those who will make me win this upcoming month!!

Right In Two.....
Whether you have friends family relatives in service or not i feel for those that lose loved ones whether they were killed in another country or not.... I WANT Revenge THE BITTER SWEET TASTE OF IT IN MY MOUTH i had a horrendous nitemare and I NEVER IN ALL MY LIFE HAVE I EVER WOKEN UP from anyone NITEMARE but this was different...i knew it i could feel it i saw death in my dreams whether any of you believe me or not whether it was death or mothman i saw something in my dreams...... and today three men were found dead straggled and beaten to death.... stripped of their clothes cept for interior clothing.....One of them was my brother in law the nicest man ive ever come to meet.... sure he had his faults but we all do.... I FUCKEN WANT REVENGE I WANT WHOMEVER DID THIS TO SUFFER GREATLY AN SEVERLY I WANT THEIR family to feel the pain of losing a loved one an see how they like hearing about it........if possible id seek revenge myself i dont care for gods judgement I WOULD SEEK it MYSELF

Patience My Ass!!!!
Tues July 31st marked the 9th week since I started the paper work for my wage replacement disability insurance. First check is finally in the mail today. I never said I was a patient person. The older I get the less patient I become. But I think I did rather well waiting for them to get their ass's in gear. I only drove my friends mildly crazy,(ok maybe a bit more that mild). I did call the main number to ask the status of my claim every other day. And knowing that they would never give me the real address to their office I did not hoard gas in my car so I could drive east to "talk" in person. I did how ever learn who my friends are. And I was very surprised at the level of help. I will never be able to give back all they gave me. And I'm not just talking money, which did help a lot! They hauled my sorry butt to the store, vacuumed my living and dining room. Dragged me out to dinner or lunch or both to make sure I ate healthy more than once a week. And unhealthy at least once

I Strongly Dislike Dogs.
My moms dog has an ear infection. So now it needs medicine twice a day, and wash it once in the morning. It's literally shaking its own ears off the vet said. Evidently that's possible for dogs. The blood vessels in dogs ears rupture when dogs shake their heads too much, and with the ear infection she is doing all the time. I never liked the dog any way. My mom had to pay 140 dollars for the vet to say wash her ears and don't let her shake her head as much. And they want to see the dog again in two weeks and it will be at least another 70 dollars then for the visit. Now with that 210 dollars I could have myself a pretty amusing dog free rest of the month. All I am saying is she gives me the money, and I make the dog's ear infection go away.

Hell.com
I swear at hell.com it's christmas season because everyone and their momma is there buying and returning crap like it's chritsmas season. it's been like this for 2 months now. I ask WHEN IS IT GOING TO END WHEN WHEN WHEN???????? I can't take much more rude rotten attitude people!

I Fucked Up My Arm!!!!!!!!
Shit my arm is hurting really bad right now. I accidently hit my arm on the corner of my dresser really hard when trying to shut off my alarm clock and now i think i did something because it feels like a bone is poking through the skin or something and hurts alot. Even though i can still move it, it still feels like somthing is sticking out so Tomorrow im going to the Hospital to have it looked at. Even though i really hate Hosipitals, i wanna get this fixed because im not walking around if i cracked a bone or something. Fuck this hurts,

Evanescence - Tourniquet
I tried to kill the pain But only brought more (so much more) I lay dying And I'm pouring crimson regret and betrayal I'm dying, praying, bleeding and screaming Am I too lost To be saved? Am I too lost? My God, my tourniquet Return to me salvation My God, my tourniquet Return to me salvation Do you remember me? Lost for so long Will you be on the other side? Or will you forget me? I'm dying, praying, bleeding, and screaming Am I too lost To be saved? Am I too lost? My God, my tourniquet Return to me salvation My God, my tourniquet Return to me salvation (Return to me salvation) (Ohhhhhh) (I want to die) My God, my tourniquet Return to me salvation My God, my tourniquet Return to me salvation My wounds cry for the grave My soul cries for deliverance Will I be denied? Christ? (Christ) Tourniquet My suicide (Return to me salvation) (Return to me salvation)

The Raven By Edgar Allan Poe (1845)
Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered, weak and weary, Over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten lore, While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a tapping, As of some one gently rapping, rapping at my chamber door. "'Tis some visitor," I muttered, "tapping at my chamber door- Only this, and nothing more." Ah, distinctly I remember it was in the bleak December, And each separate dying ember wrought its ghost upon the floor. Eagerly I wished the morrow;- vainly I had sought to borrow From my books surcease of sorrow- sorrow for the lost Lenore- For the rare and radiant maiden whom the angels name Lenore- Nameless here for evermore. And the silken sad uncertain rustling of each purple curtain Thrilled me- filled me with fantastic terrors never felt before; So that now, to still the beating of my heart, I stood repeating, "'Tis some visitor entreating entrance at my chamber door- Some late visitor entreating entrance at my chamber

My Oldest Daughter
oh my goodness not quite sure how to feel tomorrow i go to enroll my daughter in school i think i am more excited than she is, ready to let her go i gave her five awesome years of what i could on my own i am ready to set her off into the world of school kinda scared in a way but i'll know she'll like it she loves to learn my days at home will be different i love all my children but at times the curly blonde was my bestfriend and the person to keep me a float when times got rough for me as a single mom before i met phillip oh my i am crying i am just so proud of her and myself i hope if u read this blog u don't make fun but my life is my children and they are who i live for i am so going to miss her every day she goes but she has gotta grow and i hope she grows to ba a strong wowan inside and out like her mother

Harry Potter 2
You scored as Severus Snape, Servant to the Dark Lord (perhaps), Snape is a cold-hearted jerk. But he's so smarmy and innerly tortured that we love him anyway. Or at least we love to hate him. Severus Snape100% Tonks83% Luna Lovegood83% Fred and George75% Ron75% Sirius Black58% Remus Lupin58% Hagrid33% Draco Malfoy25% Neville Longbottom25% Dumbledore17%

Pay Per Click
Pay per click Interested in PPC Riches ? Pay per click (PPC) is an advertising model used on websites, advertising networks, and search engines where advertisers only pay when a user actually clicks on an ad to visit the advertiser's website. Advertisers bid on keywords they believe their target market would type in the search bar when they are looking for a product or service. When a user types a keyword query matching Click Here for PPC Riches the advertiser's keyword list, the advertiser's ad may appear on the search results page. These ads are called a "Sponsored link" or "sponsored ads" and appear next to, and sometimes, above the natural or organic results on the page. The advertiser pays only when the user clicks on the ad. Pay per click advertising is a search engine marketing technique. Pay per click ads may also appear on content network websites. In this case, ad networks such as Google Adsense and Yahoo! Publisher Network atte

Pay-per-click Advertisements (ppc)
Pay-Per-Click advertisements (PPC) Read more about PPC Riches here Advertisers specify the words that should trigger their ads and the maximum amount they are willing to pay per click. When a user searches Google's search engine on www.google.com, ads for relevant words are shown as "sponsored link" on the right side of the screen, and sometimes above the main search results. Learn more about PPC riches The ordering of the paid listings depends on other advertisers' bids (pay for placement P4P) and the "quality score" of all ads shown for a given search. The quality score is calculated by historical click-through rates and the relevance of an advertiser's ad text, keyword, and landing page to the search, as determined by Google. The quality score is also used by Google to set the minimum bids for an advertiser's keywords. Read more about PPC Riches The auction mechanism that determines the order of the ads has been called a "generalized

My Daddy
i got to talk to my dad and hes realy sad right now he had to go in today and get a MRI done to see what going on with his liver and they wont know what ups for at lest a week or so and then theres the fact that he missess us(me my sis and bro) we havent seen in a year and hafe the next time i might be able to see him will be in late January or early Febriary and thats only if i have the money to fly out to see him i wish that i could be out there now or on the 19th of this month cause that is day my grandma died last year my dads mom so i know hes realy sad right now cause he was unable to come out last year when she died the only thing he was able to do was call her on her death bed and i know that killed my dad to do that! ya i know she was never that best grandma to me and my family but she was still our grandma and i love her

Jokes For Females Guys Beware & Remember It's Just A Joke
Men are like.... 1. Men are like...Laxatives...They irritate the crap out of you. 2. Men are like...Bananas...The older they get, the less firm they are. 3. Men are like...Weather...Nothing can be done to change them. 4. Men are like...Blenders...You need One, but you're not quite sure why. 5. Men are like...Chocolate Bars...Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips. 6. Men are like...Commercials...You can't believe a word they say. 7. Men are like...Department Stores...Their clothes are always 1/2 off. 8. Men are like...Government Bonds...They take soooooooo long to mature. 9. Men are like...Mascara...They usually run at the first sign of emotion. 10. Men are like...Popcorn...They satisfy you, but only for a little while. 11. Men are like...Snowstorms...You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last. 12. Men are like...Lava Lamps...Fun to look at, but not v

Pay Per Click Model
Pay Per Click Model Read more about PPC Riches "Product" engines let advertisers provide "feeds" of their product databases and when users search for a product, the links to the different advertisers for that particular product appear, giving more prominence to advertisers who pay more, but letting the user sort by price to see the lowest priced product and then click on it to buy. These engines are also called Product comparison engines or Price comparison engines. Some Online Comparison Shopping engines such as Shopping.com use a PPC model and have a defined rate card. whereas others such as Froogle (also know as Google Product Search) do not charge any type of fee for the listing but still require an active product feed to function. Noteworthy PPC Product search engines include: Shopzilla, NexTag, Shopping.com and Pricegrabber.com. You need to move fast PPC Riches is coming off the market Service PPCs "Service" engines let advertisers provide feeds of the

Disney
You scored as The Beast, Your alter ego is The Beast! But that is only a name... you are kind hearted and sweet, people just misunderstand you. The Beast88% Donald Duck88% Peter Pan75% Ariel63% Goofy63% Cruella De Ville38% Pinocchio38% Sleeping Beauty31% Snow White31% Cinderella13% Which Disney Character is your Alter Ego?created with QuizFarm.com

Burning Paasion
Burning Passion My eyes open wide in wonder At the sight that stands before me In quietness there she now stands A dream, could this possibly be Her long flowing hair cascading Down over her bronzed colored skin The beauty I had awoken to this day Filled my face with a pleasing grin The brightness that filled around her Was the aurora that she softly spread Wondering if this woman was my true love Many thoughts now filled my head I could see her long and slender legs Their smoothness was so inviting to me To run my hands along them so slow Filling my eyes with beauty her I did see To let my lips travel over her slowly Stopping to give spots a gentle kiss My passion’s fire burning so hot now Longing to slip into the world of bliss I wondered of her sweet nectar now How I wanted to taste what was truly her Savoring the sweetness I was sure to find Pleasing this woman would be my pleasure My lips moving along across her stomach So flat and warm to my gentle tou

Watch This One "another Downrater"
this person had to rate my pic a 1 what an insult .... . . . .http://fubar.com/user/374652 . . . if you haven;t rated it you look at it and tell me ...leave me a comment on it too. ...thanks to Friends ,Family and Fans

Jokes I Just Had To Post
9 Chuckles To Brighten Your Day hehe Number nine ~~~~~~~~~ A man is in a hotel lobby. He wants to ask the clerk a question. As he turns to go to the front desk, he accidentally bumps into a woman beside him and as he does, his elbow goes into her breast. They are both quite startled The man turns to her and says, "Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as your breast, I know you'll forgive me." She replies, "Sir, If your penis is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 1221." Number eight ~~~~~~~~~~ A young Texan walks up and sits down at the bar. "What can I get you?" the bartender inquires. "I want 6 shots of Jagermeister," responded the young man. "6 shots! Are you celebrating something?" "Yeah, my first blowjob." "Well, in that case, let me give you a 7th on the house." "No offense, sir. But if 6 shots won't get rid of the taste, Nothing will!!" Number seven ~~~~~~~~~~ A businessman boards a flight and is lucky enough to be seated next to a gorgeous woman.

What It Is To Burn,.
What it is to burn,. Current mood: thirsty Category: Romance and Relationships What it is to burn, let me tell you, I have some experience in this subject. When you think of her 24 hours a day, yes 24 hours a day. Really, 24 hours a day, working, playing, walking, running, driving, thinking, talking, regardless of what you do. You are thinking of her, 24 hours a day. There is no escaping it. She is just there. When the thought of her effects every thing you do, every thing. The way you get up, the way you take a shower, the way you eat, the way you live. When every song you here, no matter the topic, you find her in it. When you see her everywhere, in every one. And when you do think of her on propose, you smile, you cry, you scream, you move, you breath, you feel. The things you feel, the wonderful emotions, overload. And you don't care who sees you when it happens. You don't care what anyone thinks. When you feel faint, alive, when your chest threatens to cave in, when

Followers Creed
And demons we shall be for thee my lord for thee the moon grants us this wish for power beyond limits where the light fades darkness shall reign we shall flow a river of blood for thee and littered with souls shall it ever be Your words are our laws Your steps our creed Forever in the fires In nomine Patris Et filii et spiritu sanctis Nema

Harry Potter 2
You scored as Sirius Black, WE LOVE YOUR SIRIUS AND WILL MISS YOU FOREVER. Rest in peace, dear padfoot. Sirius was a fighter, a troublemaker, a rebellious man that couldn't sit still. He was brave and loyal to the Order of Phoenix until the end. He will not be forgotten. Sirius Black100% Remus Lupin100% Hagrid100% Dumbledore92% Harry Potter83% Fred and George83% Ron83% Luna Lovegood67% Hermoine67% Tonks67% Neville Longbottom

What My Mother Taught Me
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning." 2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of the carpet." 3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!" 4. My mother taught me LOGIC. "Because I said so, that's why." 5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. 'If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me." 6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident." 7. My mother taught me IRONY. "Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about." 8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth and eat your supper." 9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. "Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!" 10. My mother taught me ab

40 Mistakes Men Make While Having Sex With Women
40 MISTAKES MEN MAKE WHILE HAVING SEX WITH WOMEN 1) NOT KISSING FIRST. Avoiding her lips and diving straight for the erogenous zones makes her feel like you're paying by the hour and trying to get your money's worth by cutting out nonessentials. A proper passionate kiss is the ultimate form of foreplay. 2) BLOWING TOO HARD IN HER EAR. Admit it, some kid at school told you girls love this. Well, there's a difference between being erotic and blowing as if you're trying to extinguish the candles on your 50th birthday cake. That hurts. 3) NOT SHAVING. You often forget you have a porcupine strapped to your chin which you rake repeatedly across your partner's face and thighs. When she turns her head from side to side, it's not passion, it's avoidance. 4) SQUEEZING HER BREAST. Most men act like a housewife testing a melon for ripeness when they get their hand on a pair. Stroke, caress and smooth them. 5) BITING HER NIPPLES. Why do men fasten onto a woman's n

The Word Of Our Lord Lucipher
Soy de ningún modo un santo I am by no means a saint Aún aunque yo sea temido por todos Yet even though I am feared by all Usted debería parecer profundo en ustedes You should look deep into yourselves ver que soy verdadero a cual soy see that I am true to what I am Usted se atreve a llamarme pecado You dare call me sin Usted se atreve a llamarme un demonio You dare call me a demon Usted se atreve a llamarme muchas cosas You dare call me many things Aún usted es estos quiénes cometen el pecado Yet you are the ones who commit sin Todas sus guerras son para Dios All your wars are for god Toda su avaricia es para Dios All your greed is for god Toda su Violación es para Dios All your Rape is for god Cuando mi único pecado debía preguntar When my only sin was to question Humanidad tonta, Todos ustedes terminas en el infierno Foolish humanity, You all end up in hell Humanidad arrogante, Todos ustedes extiendes mi voluntad Arrogant humanity, You all spread my

This Was Sent To Me And I Thought It Was So Sweet
->Shattered ...: THANK YOU SO VERY MUCH THAT IS TO SWEET Shattered ...: if i bought u a gift, id give u a red rose and as to the other bulletin, cute o meter, i give u a 12 ;) ur a beautiful woman have a great evening

7th Happy Hour Add Me
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7th Happy Hour Summary Add Me
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7th Happy Hour Summary Add Me Derekxxxx
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More Pat Tillman
Here is an update from my friend Ian. This is an update on my recent blog on the Pat Tillman case. In honor of Mary Tillman and her family's efforts toward full disclosure from the Army in the death of the former football star in Afghanistan, I am trying to focus public pressure on the Pentagon to release everything they know about the incident, however unflattering. Here's a little background if you don't want to read the whole blog from Saturday: No longer disputed are the details that set the scene for Pat Tillman's death in Afghanistan on April 22, 2004. He was not killed by al Qaeda or Afghan rebels. The Army knew that almost right away but appeared to be unwilling to give up their PR prize. Maybe it was because they knew the scandal at Abu Gharib was about to break. Maybe it was simply things hadn't been going so well at the time. Maybe it was because this particular case of "friendly fire" just seemed so avoidably stupid. Whatever the motive at whatever the lev

Harry Potter
You scored as You-Know-Who, You are most like "You know who". Everyone should watch out for you, you evil person!You-Know-Who100% Ron75% Sirius67% Harry58% Hermione33% What Harry Potter Character are youcreated with QuizFarm.com

The Hottest And Sexiest Peeps On Wildcat Train
THE MOST WANTED PEOPLE ON FUBAR 4 BEING REALLY BAD!!! TRAIN FARE INFO. 1~THIS TRAIN IS NOT FREE,IT COST 7 DAYS BLAST 2 PROMOTE U. 2~ YOU STICKY UR TRAIN. 3~IF U WANT 2 BE THE CONDUCTOR BRING A NEW MEMBER 2 SPONSOR THE TRAIN & U STICKY IT. 4~IF U WANT 2 BE A V.I.P.ITS 1 DAY BLAST OR MORE. 5~TO GET A V.I.P. CART & ADD 2 OF UR FRIENDS ITS A 3 DAYS BLAST OR MORE OR IF U CAN BRING ANOTHER SPONSOR & UR CART WILL BE FREE. 6~ALL NEW CARTS WILL BE ON THE TOP.U'RE FREE 2 ADD COUPLE FRIENDS FOR 1 TIME 2 PROMOTE THEM. 7~AND THIS GOES 2 ALL PEOPLE ON MY TRAIN: (((U have 2 rate,fan & add all the people on the train each time U're on it check 4 the new members,,,also rate all the conductor's pix and you have 2 rate as much as U can from the stewards & the VIP members 2.)))OR YOU'LL BE REMOVED!!! ۞WÌLÐÇÄŦ۞® ҒõÚñÐÈR ñ õWñÈR õҒ Ŧ.M.Ä.Ғ. ñ LõÚñGÈ۞@ fubar HERE IS SOME AWESOME & SEXY TAPPERS ON WILDCAT TRAIN THEY LOVE 2 FAN,RATE,

Fuck Buddy Application.
Fuck Buddy Application name: age: birthday: favorite position: why do you want to be my fuck buddy? do you like to stay in shape? lights on or lights off? do you have any specal talents? what turns you on? sheets or no sheets? are you a moaner or a screamer? living room, kitchen, dining room, or bedroom? which side of the bed do you prefer? do you like it rough? music or no music? what color eyes do you have? how tall are you? what do you weigh? whats your bra size? what color is your hair? what length is your hair? do you like to play dress up? what kind of underwear do you wear? what kind of underwear do you want me to wear? do you smoke cigarettes? do you drink? do you do drugs? are you into girls? do you have a girlfriend? is she game too? do you like to talk dirty? do you like to be in control? can you cook me breakfast? have you ever been arrested? how many peo

My 7th Hapopy Hour Summary Add Me All
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Do You Believe You Have A Haunting?
I run a non profit paranormal investigation & research team located in Baton Rouge, Louisiana. However we do investigations throughout Louisiana. We use the latest technology available to scientifically document and study paranormal activity. If you suspect your home or business may be haunted you may contact us @ admin@soul-online.org or visit our website for more information: http://soul-online.org We operate within the law, with the highest regard for client confidentiality, and the safety of our clients and team members. We will also never release any information or post any evidence without the clients consent.

Kinky
You scored as Bondage, Your turn on is bondage... all out. You don't have a specific part of kinky sex that turns you on more than any other... everything working together turns you on. And why shouldn't it? Sex isn't sex without all the trimmings.Bondage100% Whips100% Biting83% Chains/Handcuffs67% Blood67% Blind Folds0% What's Your Kinky Turn On?created with QuizFarm.com

How Will I Die?
You scored as Freak accident, you are gonna die from a freak accident that is going to happen! It may be one day while you are on a plane, or while driving... you wont kno when it is gonna happen but it will soon... Freak accident80% suicide65% Cancer45% Murder35% How will death come to you?created with QuizFarm.com

Am I Dreaming?
So here's my dream for me: I want to do all the things I've ever dreamed of and some I haven't even thought of yet. I want to find someone who understands my need to feel things, not just let life pass by. I want to live without regrets from the past-it's done. There's only now. My dream doesn't necessarily involve a pair of rocking chairs, but it could. My deepest desire is for a true partner. A lover, a friend, someone who will always be there at the end of the day. Someone who loves me in spite of my faults and mistakes, who will keep my darkest secrets and trust me with his. I want to know that no matter what goes on when I'm not around, there's someone who will love me and respect me and just want me enough that they would never let anything touch that. That's true love to me. I want to be the warm safe place that he longs to return to. Am I dreaming? I hope not. I have to believe that true love will find me someday...

Just A Big Thank To All The Vip's
Just wanted to say Thank You to all the VIP's out there who stopped by my page that gave me all the 11's to help pick me back up from all the haters out there hitting me with 1's. Not really sure why they do this especially when you put up a picture that's not even of yourself. Very frustrating because just like everyone on here we're all only trying to level up. Not sure if it's just pure jealousy or Strictly hatin' because your noticed, but my personal opinion is they need to get a life, stop hatin' or just get the hell off the site and go take their miserable self some place else.. Anyways, I'm finished venting now, so Thank You very much to all who helped pick me back up with all those 11's.

Cool
its cool to be you, when your a sweety, when your on your own, when you can think foryourself, on the good days and the bad days, its cool when i talk to you, its cool when i dont, its cool yesturday, when i told you i loved you, and you didnt run away, its cool just knowing you, i love knowing you, so keep being you.... love you bedrock

Patronus
You scored as Tiger, It is only likely you would produce a tiger as your protector. Like you it has a wild and fierce nature although this can be hidden. Passionate but sometimes harsh natured you tend to be alone as your own person. Tiger100% Stag88% Dolphin75% Owl56% Cat44% Elephant38% What Animal Guide Would You Produce If You Could Cast A Patronus?created with QuizFarm.com

I Smell P*ssies!!!
OKAY I JUST MADE A BLOG OVER ON MYWASTE (LOL) WHERE I ENCOUNTERED A SITUATION THAT I COULD HAVE BLAMED ON THE OTHER PARTY BUT CHOSE TO SEE TAKE MY RESPONSIBILITY IN IT. I JUST SEE THAT AS I MATURE, YOU LEARN THAT ONLY YOU CONTROL SOME OF THE HARDSHIPS THAT YOU GO THROUGH. WHAT I CAN'T STAND IS SOMEBODY WHO ALWAYS LIKE TO BLAME OTHERS FOR THEIR MISHAPS. ITS LIKE, COME THE FUCK ON! WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO SUCK THAT SHIT UP AND REALIZE YOU ARE GROWN! WHAT HAPPENS TO YOU IS WHAT YOU ALLOW TO HAPPEN! AT THE END OF THE DAY, LOOK IN THE MIRROR AND YOU WILL SEE WHO THE PROBLEM IS. ALL I SEEM TO HEAR NOWADAYS IS A BUNCH OF BLAH, BLAH, BLAH...WAAAAAA, WAAAAAA, WAAAAAAA. ITS LIKE ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS! WHAT ARE YOU WHINING ABOUT? I WOULD NEVER LET ANOTHER PERSON DICATE MY FEELINGS, LET ALONE MY ACTIONS, THATS SOME WEAK SHIT RIGHT THERE, PERIOD! STOP PLAYING THE VICTIM. OWN UP TO WHATEVER YOU THROW OUT THERE. I'M A REAL BITCH, THATS WHY PEOPLE FUCK WITH ME. I DON'T GO AROUND SAYING ONE THING AND W

Oh This Is A Good One!
You scored as Chains/Handcuffs, Your turn on is handcuffs and chains. You like being cuffed/chained to the bed, or cuffing/chaining your partner down. You love the pure ectasy of being in complete control... or letting someone else have complete control over you. Sex isn't sex without control.Bondage100% Biting100% Chains/Handcuffs100% Blind Folds75% Whips67% Blood58% What's Your Kinky Turn On?created with QuizFarm.com

I Offer True Friendship - You Got A Friend
Having true friends is very important. They are rare and hard to find, but when you do. You want to hold on and cherish them. I think these ladies sing it well. I am a big James Taylor and Carole King fan. I hope you enjoy this too.

What Animal Guide Would You Produce If You Could Cast A Patronus?
You scored as Tiger, It is only likely you would produce a tiger as your protector. Like you it has a wild and fierce nature although this can be hidden. Passionate but sometimes harsh natured you tend to be alone as your own person. Dolphin100% Tiger100% Stag100% Owl63% Cat50% Elephant31% What Animal Guide Would You Produce If You Could Cast A Patronus?created with QuizFarm.com

Angel Or Demoness
You scored as Demoness, You are evil. (insert duh!) You are angry with the world, and you have no guilt in paying them back in spades. Stupidity is what's truly wrong; not concepts popularily considered "evil."Demoness96% Archdemoness88% Guardian Angel81% The Angel of Death77% Fallen Angel71% The Anti-Heroine50% Archangel48% Archetype13% Are you an Angel or a Demoness? (anime pics)created with QuizFarm.com

What Vampiric Power Do You Most Possess?
So true, so beware me...lol You scored as Telepathy, You posess the power of Telepathy!! Your mind flows far and wide to touch the one you choose. Perception100% Telepathy100% Shape shift94% Shadow walking94% Mind Control94% Charisma88% What vampiric power do you most possess?created with QuizFarm.com

Move
Soooo... I'm finally up in Ohio! YAY? I'm lucky to have made it alive. Between the stupid road construction and then a deer running out in front of my car left me frazzled. Now we are here and unpacking. We've got everything in the house. Its just a matter of getting it in the place it goes to. Oh and my happy pills are working I guess. I haven't hurt anyone or completely ripped anyones head off. :p Anyways any questions ask me :p

Mythology
You scored as vampire, You are a vampire! You hate the light and love the nightlife. You hate the weak and have nothing but contempt for them. You care about nothing but yourself, and often entertain yourself at the cost of others. You feel no guilt or remorse and belong to the eternity of the night.vampire90% fallen angel90% faerie60% angel50% mermaid30% Which mythological creature is most like you?created with QuizFarm.com

Omg.......how Horny Are You?
-cough cough- I'm innocent, I swear... You scored as UBERHORNY MOTHERFUCKER, you're the horniest motherfucker i ever met. what the fuck are you doing doing a quiz? go fuck yourself! please before you leave... rate me a 5 if you enjoy being a uberhorny motherfuckerUBERHORNY MOTHERFUCKER80% pretty damn horny...70% not that horny60% SEMI-HORNY BASTARD40% Homosexual Horny Motherfucker!40% anti-horny0% How horny are you?? (explicit)created with QuizFarm.com

It Takes Courage
It takes strength to be firm, It takes courage to be gentle. It takes strength to conquer, It takes courage to surrender. It takes strength to be certain, It takes courage to have doubt. It takes strength to fit in, It takes courage to stand out. It takes strength to feel a friend's pain, It takes courage to feel your own pain. It takes strength to endure abuse, It takes courage to stop it. It takes strength to stand alone, It takes courage to lean on another. It takes strength to love, It takes courage to be loved. It takes strength to survive, It takes courage to live.

Just Want Respect!!!
Explain to me one thing, and i will ask no more!! Why is it the first thing that a guy asks a girl on this site is do you have a cam?, and the second is can i see you, Will you get freaky with me? I for one am getting tired of being treated with disrespect!! I realize that yes i am on a site called fubar Home of the online Happy Hour, but does that automatically mean that i want to degrade myself over the internet? My answer is NO!!! I have worked way too fucking hard to get where i am in my life, just to get on my webcam and throw it all away by becoming an online slut. I enjoy meeting people and having great conversations and if i am really lucky making friends with some very cool people. My morals are my morals and what people think about me matters little, it is my own opinion of myself that matters. I am proud to say that i have high morals, and if you can not respect me as a person let alone a woman, then just don't bother contacting me in the first place. FYI this girl

I've Been Waiting...(to Ride This Wave)
There are no tricks for you to see, all we have, is you and me. Clear as day or a dark as night, these things we feel i know they are right. What others see, it matters not.... for it is within each other we must take our shot. With an empty cup you say you thirst, so i pour freely my love, my heart fit to burst. Drink it in, soak it up, there is plenty more to fill your cup. This man before you, is more than real.Holding out a hand, will you seal the deal? He understands your pains and fears, and with loving hands will will wipe your tears. I sell you no dreams and promise no jewels, but i ask for this chance to be greater than fools. What we share shall remain as true, as long as you have me... and i have you. Written by: Unique Dream (08/02/2007)

Fisher-price Toys With Lead Paint Hazard Recall
RECALL INFOhttp://www.service.mattel.com/us/recall/39054_IVR.asp?prod= Fisher-Price, in cooperation with the United States Consumer Product Safety Commission is voluntarily recalling a limited number of Nickelodeon and Sesame Street painted toys produced by one specific contract manufacturer during a narrow timeframe. The recalled products were sold in retail stores nationwide since May 1, 2007. Paint on some of these products COULD contain lead in excess of permissible levels. see link to view the toys included!! RECALL INFOhttp://www.service.mattel.com/us/recall/39054_IVR.asp?prod=

Which Mythological Creature Is Most Like You?
You scored as fallen angel, You are a fallen angel. You once were a chosen one by God and then were disowned by him after being seduced by Satan. You now hate everyone who is happy as you are not, and you constantly long for what you once had. You sometimes wonder why you even bother, but keep trying anyways.fallen angel80% faerie60% vampire60% angel20% mermaid20% Which mythological creature is most like you?created with QuizFarm.com

Twin Cities Tragedy
THE LASTEST NEWS MINNEAPOLIS (CNN) -- At least seven people were killed when an interstate bridge in Minneapolis, Minnesota, collapsed Wednesday evening, in what the governor called a "catastrophe of historic proportions." The accident occurred shortly after 6 p.m. Wednesday when dozens of cars were on the bridge. Witnesses described a "dust cloud" as it collapsed, sending cars and and chunks of concrete plunging into the Mississippi River below. At least 60 people were taken to local hospitals, said Minneapolis Fire Chief Jim Clack. All survivors have been taken off the bridge, said Minneapolis police Chief Tim Dolan during a news conference Wednesday night. Crews have searched 50 cars and are looking for more possible victims, but the mission has changed from a rescue to a recovery mode. "We have confirmed that this will be a very tragic night when it is over," said Minneapolis Mayor R.T. Rybak. Mark Lacroix, who lives on the 20th floor of an apartment building near

Cocksucker Lol
50 WAYS TO CALL SOMEONE A COCKSUCKER IN A COMPLIMENT By James Gunn 1. You are the best cocksucker in the world. 2. Hey, cocksucker, hand me a beer… Wow, thanks! You did a really great job of handing that to me, cocksucker. 3. You know what a cocksucker like you is good for? Everything. I fucking love you so much. 4. Hey, cocksucker, you RAWK! 5. Cocksucker, come here for a minute. Look at this picture I drew. It's you. Look how handsome you are. 6. You are a sneaky little thieving cocksucker, which is a trait I find appealing in a person. 7. I'm happy you're alive, cocksucker. If the ambulance arrived even a second later, you'd be fucking dead. 8. Guess what, cocksucker? (Point to yourself, then draw a heart in the air, then point to the person.) 9. Cocksucker, have you been working out?! 10. We're having a few people over

My Heart
I am a liveing thing! , Why do you hurt me ? I have feelings. , Why do you tell me that ? I am here for you. , And not only you ? Do you know i am alive! , Why do you hurt me ? Do you care i have feelings! , Why do you tell me that ? Do you know i am here for you! , And not only you ? I am alive. Even if you hurt me. I have feelings , so dont tell me that! I am here for you. Are you here for me too ?

What Is My Talent??
yay...always wanted to be one... You scored as Actor, You're professional talent is, Actor! You're dramatic, adorable, and an amazingly awesome actor!!! Actor70% Musician60% Dancer50% Model40% Singer30% What is your talent?? :)created with QuizFarm.com

Ugh... Walmart
so mom and i went to walmart tonight not expecting to be there allll night long..... well we were.... we joined the long line after finishing getting what we needed and they decide that the registers went down and after standing there for another 15 minutes while they walkie each other they finally decide to send us to good 'ol electronics.... so they cram everyone in there and if you werent standing up there in line then you didnt know what was going on. so we stand there for another half hour and the lady on the other register drops the guy's milk ALL OVER and then our lady drops moms ID and credit card in it .... all the while trying to get them to come over and clean it up and the lady walks by and goes "I'll get to it later" YAY WALMART..... so then we are walking past this other manager on the way out ... cuz we had to walk ALL THE WAY BACK THROUGH .... cuz they are going remodeling in the MIDDLE of the store. and we ask the lady why the FOUR of them have to set up one display of

Isis...........goddess
Isis The Queen of the Nile has flooded my banks. I am the infant Moses nurtured in the reed bed, and the intimate lap and lullaby sway of the waters of Isis. I am a green palm tree in Her oasis. Her Spirit is my shade. The Sun God is laughing for His Queen has lured an other water baby into the arms of love. She has been sewing a reed raft with invisible incantations while I rocked afloat in Her womb. She has come with flowers in Her hair and teased me into manhood with the tickle touch of divine fingertips. I am rewriting a bible a living sea scroll of remembrance. I am a lion in Her bosom, my mane matted with desire's sweet dew. I have no name, but am a pet in Her passion. Fed with milky morsels of joy that drip from Her hands as love letters. I rip them open one by one and mark my territory upon them. She smiles at this and pats me down with a lover's kiss. Isis takes me to Her river, washing the sweat of a thousand nights of longing, from hank a

My Dom/master
I think this says it right: You scored as His amazing kisses., When he kisses me, I melt like butter in the microwave.His amazing kisses.100% In the shower.88% The omg, do me harder, one-of-a-kind sex.88% His rock hard abs.88% Why is he the sexxiest guy in the world?created with QuizFarm.com

Moonlight
As the Moon slowly, gently inches across the mountain top , it's tenderness touches your soft caring heart It kisses your soul leaving memories of a lifetime, of A love that can't be forgotten.The tenderness of the Moon brings love into your soft tender heart.As the gentle breeze caresses your soul and bringing new memories to be treasured by your heart.Embrace, savoring everything in love and life. Let your spirit free to fly.Listen to my whispers, speaking to your heart.Feel my touch, caressing the tenderness within your soul.Let your spirit free as it is drawn to me.As the warmth of passion surges through your veins.Let our desires embrace, as our hearts and souls become one While the tenderness of the Moon, carries you to me...

Friends
To all my friends; What would life be without friends? We wouldnt have someone to laugh with. We wouldnt have someone to hang out with. We wouldnt have someone who listens to our complaints,happiness,problems,pleasures or our thoughts. We wouldnt have someone there when we call because something tragic has happened in our lives. We wouldnt have someone that cares and thinks of us on those special occasions. We wouldnt have that person who means so much to us. We wouldnt have that person we worry for and care so much about. We would be awfully alone if we didnt have friends. So no matter where you are in life or no matter the situation just know that life wouldnt be much without friends.......I am happy that I can call you friend!!!

Real Or A Dream?
I'm lying in bed, thinking of you. You're far away, but yet so close. You fill my heart with love. You make me happy. I want to touch you, hold you, cuddle, and make love. You seem so real... You touch my heart with all you say. Is this all in my mind? Is this real or a dream? Will I ever know?

Dads On Dialysis
Well I have been gone for a few days...till finally my brother kicked me out ugggggggg. Anyway well its is a done deal one min he wasnt goint to need Dialysis the next he was but temp...Well after all all of that...He will be on Dialysis permently...He has to go to Dialysis 3 times a week and take so much meds. He is really feeling down again...I know he wants to give up and see this as a hard task to handle. I have tried to do and show him that he can still have a good life if he does as he is told...but I feel that he things its much easier to give up verses trying to get better and take all these meds....I feel so bad for him and wish I could take this pain away and make him feel so much better. But there is only so much I can do for him. We are hopin he will get to go home on Friday we are all nervous cuz we want to make sure everything is done right for him. I hope and pray to God that he fights will all he has left in him. I want to Thank everyone that has been concerned

The Meaning Of?
To all my friends; What would life be without friends? We wouldnt have someone to laugh with. We wouldnt have someone to hang out with. We wouldnt have someone who listens to our complaints,happiness,problems,pleasures or our thoughts. We wouldnt have someone there when we call because something tragic has happened in our lives. We wouldnt have someone that cares and thinks of us on those special occasions. We wouldnt have that person who means so much to us. We wouldnt have that person we worry for and care so much about. We would be awfully alone if we didnt have friends. So no matter where you are in life or no matter the situation just know that life wouldnt be much without friends.......I am happy that I can call you friend!!! From me Carol

Update: The Dog Bounty Hunter Mr. Chapman And Family!
Wednesday, August 01, 2007 Dog is Out of the Dog House!!! Duane "Dog" Chapman, famed bounty hunter — and a close friend of U.S. Rep. Tom Tancredo — has just been awarded his freedom by an appellate court in Guadalajara, Mexico, Fox News is reporting. Chapman was arrested and faced extradition to and a long prison term in Mexico after he captured Max Factor heir and convicted rapist Andrew Luster when no one else could or would. In his decision, the Mexican appellate-court judge ruled the anti-bounty-hunting law Dog was charged with violating had a statute of limitations that had lapsed, meaning Dog could not be prosecuted credit I don't know about you guys, but i'm so happy right now, words cannot describe how happy and relieved i am!

Broncitis
Yesterday, I got really sick at work. Had trouble breathing and when I did, it hurt like hell. My boss let me off work early and since it was so hard to drive home, I went to the ER. The doctor on duty said that I had broncitis and gave me scrips for anti-biotics and cough syrup. I thought that I wouldn't be able to get them filled until today but thankfully Walgreen's pharmacy is open 24/7! I'm probably going to end up quitting the cigs here soon cuz of how quick this came on.

Frustrated With Myself....
Ever get that feeling that nothing you do is ever right or that the whole world is plotting against ur very existance? Yup thats me. I know wut I want and I've been after it, well him forever...it just never ends there is always something standing in the way. Weather it be sum1 or my own goddamn stupidity always something. Every time I get close to being able to prove myself n my love to him n his family sumthin gets sed and taken the wrong way or sumthin happens and everything gets ripped away. Its been 2 steps forward and 20 steps back. I just want to prove myself and my feelings. Throughout this whole ordeal I have grown up alot and let go of the immature jealousy and the immature little kid fits that I used to throw I have tried to prove that I've grown up at least a little and I am ready for a serious mature relationship and its not enuf I guess. I don't know wut to do. I'd give just about anything or do anything I had to just to make them see that the mistakes that I made were no

Is Hell Exothermic Or Endothermic?
The following is an actual question given on a McGill University chemistry mid-term Exam paper: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)? Support your answer with a proof Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyles Law (gas cools off when it expands and heats up when it is compressed) or some variant. One student, however, wrote the following: First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So, we need to know the rate that souls are moving into Hell and the rate they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Some of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there are more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can

Foolish Little Girl.....
So...I got told that I was a foolish little girl. Not for doing something w/o thinking, but for wanting something that no one thinks exists. I was on the subject of marriage. There are days that I am glad that I am no longer engaged, but then there are also days that I really just wish I was married. So of course I got asked, "Why?" I just want to be with someone that wants to come home to me every night and that even though we may fight and disagree, i still fall in love w/ him everyday. "Foolish little girl. Don't you know that no one marries for love anymore. There is nothing about love in marriage. No one even knows what a marriage is anymore, but there is definetly no love about it." Wow. Really? Am I fighting a lost cause? Does no one really do that anymore? Does no one believe that true love really exists? So if no one marries for love, then what do they marry for? Money? Security? Now don't get me wrong. I definetly know that there are no fairy tale marriages

Vic Giveaway
i got into a VIC giveaway any help bombing would be appriciated here is the link a big thanks you to bigsexy for putting this on show him some love ~~~~BIGSEXY~~~~~proud FUhusband to TRACY~~~owner BIGSEXY BOMBERS@ fubar

Excerpts From A Dog's Daily Diary: Excerpts From A Cat's Daily Diary
8:00 am - Dog food! My favorite thing! 9:30 am - A car ride! My favorite thing! 9:40 am - A walk in the park! My favorite thing! 10:30 am - Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing 12:00 pm - Lunch! My favorite thing! 1:00 pm - Played in the yard! My favorite thing! 3:00 pm - Wagged my tail! My favorite thing! 5:00 pm - Milk bones! My favorite thing! 7:00 pm - Got to play ball! My favorite thing! 8:00 pm - Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favorite thing! 11:00 pm - Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing! Day 683 of my captivity: My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength. The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape. In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomi

Prison Vs Work
Just in case someone ever gets these two environments mixed up, this should make things a little bit clearer. Thanks! Denise Smith Administrative Assistant Frontier Dodge @ PRISON @ WORK you spend the majority of your time in a 10X10 cell you spend the majority of your time in an 8X8 cubicle you get three meals a day fully paid for you get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it you get time off for good behavior you get more work for good behavior the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you you must often carry a security card and open all the doors for yourself you can watch TV and play games you could get fired for watching TV and playing games you get your own toilet you have to share the toilet with some people who pee on the seat they allow your family and friends to visit you aren't even supposed to speak to your family all expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required you get to pay all your expenses to

Dear Dogs And Cats
Dear Dogs and Cats, The dishes with the paw print are yours and contain your food. The other dishes are mine and contain my food. Please note, placing a paw print in the middle of my plate and food does not stake a claim for it becoming your food and dish, nor do I find that aesthetically pleasing in the slightest. The stairway was not designed by NASCAR and is not a racetrack. Beating me to the bottom is not the object. Tripping me doesn't help because I fall faster than you can run. I cannot buy anything bigger than a king sized bed. I am very sorry about this. Do not think I will continue sleeping on the couch to ensure your comfort. Dogs and cats can actually curl up in a ball when they sleep. It is not necessary to sleep perpendicular to each other stretched out to the fullest extent possible. I also know that sticking tails straight out and having tongues hanging out the other end to maximize space is nothing but sarcasm. For the last time, there is not a sec

Part Three Of 4
Early in the morning I was awaken by Jacks light kisses on my body. I pulled him closer to me and he gave me a deep hot kiss that awoke my body even before my mind was full awake. I felt his hand slid in between my legs and found my clit. He slowly started rubbing and built me up to a fire pitch. He then rolled over on top of me and slipped deep inside of me. I raped my legs around him as he whispered sweet love words in my ear. The trust became harder deeper as he kissed me. I felt him every where all around me, in side of me I felt each word he said like a spell being cast upon me. Each wave was deep.. I was falling and not sure as to where I would land. And then my mind exploded in a million peaces and I not understanding what it was that my body was feeling, Not just my body, But my mind and my very soul. I began to cry. A deep hard cry some how I knew this was the beginning of the end. The end of what I was not sure but I felt a loss. Jack pulled me into his arms and held me as I

Vote For Austin Pleaseeeeeeee
U better vote for Austin but u mite want to wait awile it takes alittle time for his pic to upload .... Wait till like tonight or tomarrow but then u better vote...... https://www.greatamericanphotocontest.com/voter1/index.aspx?p=142676&x=.jpg&referid=gapcrv433244

& The Stars Say ....
Weekly Overview 07/30/2007 - 08/05/2007 You can only control so much, and as the week begins, know when to let go and allow a situation to unfold. Even if it seems like it's all about you, other factors are in play. And around Wednesday, someone's reaction is multilayered; will you peel, or just take it at face value? Life looks less complicated from sometime Thursday through Saturday. Your spirit of adventure can take you all kinds of new places now, and your open mind can entertain all sorts of ideas. Enjoy that frisky feeling! And for total satisfaction, finish something up on Sunday. http://horoscopes.astrology.com/weeklyleo.html?ice=ast,scopes,lwo

The Hillbilly's Ten Commandments
SOME PEOPLE IN KENTUCKY HAVE TROUBLE WITH ALL THOSE "SHALLS" AND "SHALL NOTS" IN THE TEN COMMANDMENTS. FOLKS JUST AREN'T USED TO TALKING IN THOSE TERMS. SO, SOME FOLKS IN EASTERN KENTUCKY GOT TOGETHER AND TRANSLATED THE "KING JAMES" INTO "PIKE COUNTY" LANGUAGE.....NO JOKE, READ ON..... THE HILLBILLY'S TEN COMMANDMENTS (POSTED ON THE WALL AT THE CITY ALL IN PIKEVILLE, KY.) 1. JUST ONE GOD 2. HONOR YER MA & PA 3. NO TELLIN' TALES OR GOSSIPIN' 4. GIT YOURSELF TO SUNDAY MEETIN' 5. PUT NOTHIN' BEFORE GOD 6. NO FOOLIN' AROUND WITH ANOTHER FELLOW'S GAL 7. NO KILLIN' NUTTEN(cept critters for food) 8. WATCH YER MOUTH 9. DON'T TAKE WHAT AIN'T YERS 10. DON'T BE HANKERIN' FOR YER BUDDY'S STUFF NOW THAT'S KINDA PLAIN AN' SIMPLE, DON'T YA THINK? Y'ALL HAVE A NICE DAY.

Country Bitch Vs. City Bitch
A city bitch will take you where you need to go. A country bitch throws you her keys and says it needs gas in it! A city bitch will tell you not to fight, it aint worth it. A country bitch will say beat her ass and look at the crowd and say "better nobody jump in". A city bitch will let another bitch know she can back the f*** up or get knocked the f*** out. A country bitch will just knock her out!!! A city bitch tells you, she's had enough to drink. A country bitch tells you we need another shot, we bout to get f-ed up! A city bitch goes to the club with you and sits down. A country bitch goes to the club with you and says lets show these city bitches how we do it. A city bitch wonders who your new man is. A country bitch knows his first name, last name , his birthday, where he lives, who he's related to, what kinda car he drive's, where he works, how many babies mama's he has, and how many bitches he is talking to right now!!! A city bi

R.i.p. Roxy ( My Black Lab)
As of today, Aug 1st, 2007 at 6:30pm, We had to put my black lab down to sleep. I had taken her into the vet cause she wasnt looking well.. I took her in and she got some blood work and turned out she had acute kidney failure.. Her kidneys stop workin and her red blood cell count was very low... It was the toughest decision but the right decision seeing how the vet said that chance of her living was slim.. So as of right, both me and my husband are doing okie.. We both got it with a brick from all that had happened today... My dog was a great dog. She was well trained and did everything right.. So That is what happened today... Sorry if this is depressing but i rather tell it then hold it in..

Let Me Make This Really Clear.
I HATE LIARS, WITH A PASSION. the one guy that said he cared for me and was going to be there for me wasnt. he's a fucking coward. and the fact that he goes and tells everyone that we know together that i am a liar and that i was lying about being pregnant, you are seriously senile. and I had a misacrriage and this is how you treat me you say your sorry with a smug ass grin on your face. i hope he rotts in hell. i mean... I fucking hate him with a passion.. he gave me that sunday school answer, it's not worth it. guys when you say your gonna be there for a girl you never back down. NEVER. the one person i needed the most at a time in need let me down and im sick of it. i just wanted to make that really clear.. I WILL FUCK YOU UP IF YOU EVER THINK ABOUT TREATING ME THE WAY HE DID. I WILL. IM NOT JOKING.

Actually Had A Good Day Today
Well, mostly. I was told that I would be transfered to the store I wanted to go to. But not right away. They still have to sort out who is going to be moved where and when to replace me. Finally there is at least a small glimmer of hope in the future. Hopefully I can extend my streak of good days to two. If anybody actually reads this thanks and have a wonderful night.

Ten Thoughts To Ponder For 2007
Ten Thoughts to Ponder for 2007 Number 10 Life is sexually transmitted. Number 9 Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die. Number 8 Men have two emotions: Hungry & Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich. Number 7 Give a person a fish & you feed him for a day; teach a person to use the Internet & he won't bother you for weeks. Number 6 Some people are like a Slinky.......... not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs. Number 5 Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing. Number 4 All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism. Number 3 Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars and a substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents? Number 2 In the 60s, people took acid to make the world weird. Now The world is weird and people take

Back At Work
You know when you have been on vacation you get back to work they want you to do all the work that was left from the last shift .. well I have that tonight so I am pretending to work I have my laptop and I know I am heading in for a wild night.

Theres A Reason I Haven't Been On Here Since Forever
I joined face book..and it is way more fun then this site..so if you want to chat to me join and add me on facebook. Just look me up I'm under as; Chelsea Bileski So add me..I am deleting this account at the end of August..so if you want to chat to me or see more pics or updated pics add facebook and add me as a friend..in a note say you met me on cherry tap and i will add you..thank you Chelsea

I Dont Get It?
So many instances over the last 2 yrs have I found women prefering to become involved in a "friends with bennies" relationship rather than the traditional monogomus couples relationship. I have been asked to be in so many of those type of relationships that it is making me wonder if women even want true love anymore or are they out for the fun of it all. I as a man find it hard for me to have sex without involving emotion with it yet these women seem to thrive on it. I am seeing it more and more and I just wonder if its the norm now.

~~generations Of Valor~~
` This Picture is Worth 1000 Million Words... We truly take a lot for granted. Forget the football "heroes" and movie "stars". Pass this on so that all may know the price of freedom. ` -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- `

What The Hell!!!!!
who in the hell do some of theses people think they are? how dare they critique me and say that the things i do are wrong. that is untilwhat i do has a direct impact on their lives or the lives of their loved ones.for the past month i have not been able to read a news paper or walk in a bar without hearing someone say "well they should have done it this way or that way".i just wish some,including the so called experts would keep their fucking mouth shut!! the whole thing is hard enough to just simply think about but then have to defend myself and my brothers against the ones that have no fucking clue as to what i do!! back draft, ladder 49, towering inferno, they are all nothing more than movies that someone made alot of money off of. this is real fucking life and to the ones that are sitting in their nice suits and ties behind they're comfortable desk and whatever, kiss my ass becuase you will NEVER EVER know what i do and in what conditions i must do them in. my job is sacred to me a

See Ya In A Few Days!!!
Well peeps fans friends and KOW members im off for the night have to leave in the morning to Alabama and will be back around the 6th or 7th. So if any of ya want any morphs reflections tags or other created leave me a message thnx!!!!!!!!!

You'll Never Believe This :(
I haven't been here for months but happened to be called back for this reason.... Here is a pic for you to please bomb with votes so the bf can get a nice VIP for a month so please can you bomb his contest pic.. Your all sweet and I miss ya much .. I am on myspace under Wittynwild74.... Hugs Dannille .. Poetic Bliss

A Medical Break Through
` >> >> A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen >> mask over his mouth and nose, still heavily sedated from a difficult >> four hour, surgical procedure. A young student nurse appears to give >> him a partial sponge bath. >> >> Nurse", he mumbles, from behind the mask. "Are my testicles black?" >> Embarrassed, the young nurse replies "I don't know, Sir. I'm only >> here to wash your upper body and feet." >> >> He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, are my testicles black?" >> Concerned that he may elevate his vitals from worry about his >> testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and sheepishly pulls back >> the covers. >> >> She raises his gown, holds his penis in one hand and his testicles in >> the other, lifting and moving them around. Then, she takes a close >> look and says, "There's nothing wrong with them, Sir !!" >> The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and says very >> slowly, "Thank you very much. That was wonde

Unsure
well i fucked up and called my thing detatched but im not sure how this hole thing works anyways so i cant really bitch.. not sleeping well baby sitting because im so bored the interenet acess for the payment of baby sitting is worth it and um yeah so much for a frist blog i know more people are going to read this then on myspace and i think you all nuts for doing so i bitch a lot but have at t peace

Da 4 Letter Word Aka Love
i think im in love shes the only one who makes me wanna stop bein a thug, but i cant cuz its all in my blood, day in day out her name is in my mouth, when i sleep i dream about her all nite long. i dont know what to do im lost in her eyes like da first time i held a 9, when i make her mad it reminds me of my first drive by my first gang fight the day i lost a friend who was there with me during any fights that i had, shes my my boo ill drop this blue rag for you and a 22 u might think this is true but it really aint ill be found anywhere from da grove to south east and E D so holla at yo boy maybe one day i really will feel this way

Little Girl's Firetruck
LITTLE GIRL'S FIRE TRUCK A fire fighter is working on the engine outside the station. He notices a little girl next door in a little red wagon with little ladders hung off the sides and a garden hose tightly coiled in the m iddle. The girl is wearing a fire fighter's helmet. The wagon is being pulled by her dog and her cat. The fire fighter walked over to take a closer look. "That sure is a nice fire truck," the fire fighter says with admiration. "Thanks" the girl says. The fire-fighter looks a little closer and notices the girl has tied the wagon to her dog's collar and to the cat's testicles. "Little Partner", the fire fighter says, "I don't want to tell you how to Run your rig, but if you were to tie that rope around the cat's collar too, I think you could go faster" The little girl replies thoughtfully, "You're probably right, but then I wouldn't have a siren." lol:P Tc n peace..Boo..hugz!!

Mumm Information & Penalties
MuMMers...as per Scrapper's Instructions: PLEASE READ! First off, take a deep breath. Your MuMM suspension was nothing personal. The automated message you received probably told you it was NSFW. If it wasn't NSFW, it was flagged because it did not meet the MuMM guidelines. The following information will help you better understand your suspension. Also, I do not see 99% of the MuMMs that are flagged. I am just the guy who can help you turn them back on. Please do not shoot the messenger. Please make sure to read this entire blog. 1. I will not debate, argue, discuss or get involved in MuMM drama. 2. MuMM stands for Make Up Your Mind! It is a place for users to post legitimate questions asking for advice from our community. The format is self explanatory. Do not deviate from the format or your MuMM will be deleted. 3. MuMMs are NOT the bulletin board, Stash, photo gallery or your own personal blog to rant. MuMMs are not meant to perpetuate drama towards another user or the si

Best Bikini Contest!
Come join my best bikini contest! It will run for 2 weeks once I get at least 10 entries! Send the pics to ~Devil In Cuffs~ Jessica@ fubar Prizes 1st Place- Yacht 2nd Place- Porsche 3rd Place- Corvette Prizes will be awarded during happy hour! Rates = 10 comments Bombing yourself is allowed and a must! Pics MUST be safe for work! No downrating, rates are rates and count no matter what they rating on the pic is!

A Few Random Thoughts
do prosthetic legs cost a arm and and leg? if richard simmons was a insect would he be a fruit fly or a lady bug? if pinnocchio had a coke problem and lied about it would that only make it worst? why do we men ask for a womens hand in marriage when its not her hand that were after? why is it sexy for your g/f to wear your boxers to bed but she comes from early from work one day and your wearing her panties she gets all mad and breaks up with you?

Friends
I'm seriously thinking about deleting some of my so called FRIENDS.I have many but when I log on they are there but don't give answer back when I say hello.I'm trying very hard not to take this seriously but when push comes to shove that's when I take out the garbage.I don't want my true friends to be offended and they know who they are,so if you aren't deleted it's because you are my true friend.

Men
so i give up...you guys can not respond to my ims, i'll give you my number and you don't have to call me, doesn't matter. i won't talk to you while your talking to other peope so you won't have to waste time giving me dirty looks and pretending you don't know me. you can drunk and high dial me at all hours of the night if you want and carry on conversations with your friends, totally forgetting that i'm on the line. you'll make rude remarkds about the size of my boobs and i'll nervous laugh because i'm totally ok with being walked all over.

Messenger - A Plant Health Activator
Eden BioScience: Messenger. There aren’t many tools a gardener can use to be pro-active in the fight against diseases. Plant health activator, Messenger, shows great promise in helping to grow better plants and in cutting down on the need for fertilizers and pesticides. It’s too early to say with absolute certainty, Messenger is a wonder tonic for plants, but researchers are cautiously optomistic. It is endorsed by gardening associations, including the American Rose Society, and is available in most garden centers. Pros * Plants treated with Messenger are less prone to disease and when attacked, recover faster. * Messenger can protect plants from all sorts of pathogens: fungal, bacterial and even viral. * It is not genetic or systemic. * Non-toxic and breaks down quickly * So environmentally benign it is labeled for use on aquatic plants, on or above the water line. Cons * Mesenger hasn’t been around long enough to be absolutely certain of its

Wake Up America
'> Wake up and pay attention!Turn Up Your Speakers & Listen! Why do people commit suicide?Why do people cut themselves? Why do girls become anorexic and bulimic? Why do kids bring guns to school?Why do kids get depressed...so they start using meds, and abusing them?Why do girls feel the need to act like sluts to impress guys?Why cant people show their sexuality freely, without worrying about being judged?In the Bill Of Rights, it says we have FREEDOM OF SPEECH! So why are we so afraid to speak up for ourselves?I KNOW WHY! "Whores""Geeks""Goths""Emos"

To The One Who Thought They Would Scare Me And Run Me Off
YOU KNOW IT TAKES A COWARD TO MAKE THREATS TO SOMEONE ONLINE AND WHATS EVEN FUNNIER IS THAT THE BITCH OR ASSHOLE WHO THOUGHT THEY WOULD MAKE ME LEAVE AGAIN BY DOWNRATING ALL MY PICS WELL YOU KNOW WHAT IT AINT ENOUGH TO MAKE ME LEAVE AND FOR ANYONES PERSONAL INFORMATION I DELETED MY OLD ACCOUNT TO ALL THE FUCKING DRAMA AND BULLSHIT AND LIES AND OTHER PEOPLES LYING BULLSHIT I DIDNT LEAVE BECAUSE OF ANY OTHER REASON.NOW SINCE IVE BEEN BACK IVE STAYED TO MYSELF AND I HAVENT DONE OR BOTHERED ANYONE IVE STAYED TO MYSELF IF YOU ALL THINK YOU CAN RUN OFF THE COWGIRL IN PINK WELL NEWS FLASH YOUR WRONG. NOW HERES SOME GOOD NEWS FOR THE FUCKER THAT DOWNRATED ME SINCE YOU SENT THAT SWEET LITTLE MESSAGE TO ME WITH THE LITTLE GIFT YOU HAVE BEEN REPORTED TO THE AUTHORITIES WHO MONITOR THE INTERNET FOR STALKING AND HARRASHMENT THEY NOW HAVE YOUR REAL NAME AND YOUR LOCATION AND YOUR ISP SO IF YOU CONTINUE TO PLAY YOUR LITTLE GAME YOUR GONNA FIND YOURSELF IN SOME HOT WATER I DONT NEED BULLSHIT LIKE THIS

My Dream
My dream comes to me so vividly Your lips caress my breast Bringing shivers down my spine As my body gives in quickly Every touch heats my skin Our bodies vibrating with such passion Legs entwined pulling you deep within Taken by ecstasy Each thrust begins to get quicker Building towards the final release My dream comes to me so vividly Dam dream lmao haha wahoooooo got u all lol

Training Camp Dreams
call me crazy,but im felling good about the BROWNS this year. a bigger offensive line,and the young talent 1 year older.and no i dont want Brady Quinn in at qb.i just want Charlie Fry to have time.so here it is i said it.please call me stupid now too.

Real Newspaper Ads
` FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER. 8 years old. Hateful little dog. Bites. FREE PUPPIES: 1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog. FREE PUPPIES... Mother, AKC German Shepherd Father, Super Dog...able to leap tall fences in a single bound. FOUND DIRTY WHITE DOG. Looks like a rat ... Been out a while. Better be a reward. COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED. Also 1 gay bull for sale. NORDIC TRACK $300 hardly used, call Chubby. GEORGIA PEACHES California grown - 89 cents lb. JOINING NUDIST COLONY! Must sell washer and dryer $300. WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE. WORN ONCE BY MISTAKE. Call Stephanie. AND THE BEST ONE: FOR SALE BY OWNER: Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 45 volumes Excellent condition $1,000 or best offer No longer needed, got married last month. Wife knows everything. `

Just A Thought...
U know i'm sittin here bored at work.. and well as i'm waitin on drunken bastards to order more drinks ... i'm noticing more and more that people are tryin to look all super cute in their pics but yet their rooms /cars/whatever are just cluttered pig stys LOL comeeeeeee onnnnnnnnnnnnnn people crop that shit out , or at least cover it with a sheet or something LoL Cool Graphics at iLLpic.com

Freedom
I served in the army for two and a half years and I was talking with a friend tonight and it got me to thinking. I was in Korea for 8 months befor my unit got the orders to go to Iraq an I spent 4 months over there befor I was wounded and had to be flown back to the states. I got a medical discharge and now am not able to work like I use to due to my wonds I recived and have just enough money to get by from the va. I would do it all over again if I had the chance even knowing the out come and even almost making the ultimate sacrfice my question to you is would you fight and bleed and even lay your own life down for this country to make sure that other peoples freedom is kept yes or no and explain the reason for your answer thankyou from a vetran.

Cow Friends
I was just watching the news, it said that a person committed a crime and on the voice recorder was the sound of a cow. I called them and said lQQk, stop offending me, my EX girlfriend did NOT DO IT! Plus she never makes as sound, unless she is giving milk! You know i have not had milk in quite some time! Love, Amedeo

In Time
When the world falls apart and no one is left standing there ..then maybe you shall see that all u ever did was push the people who loved ya n cared about ya away....Your words spouted in anger cut deeper than if u had physically beat someone....maybe in time you will see that everyone around u who ried to care about you was as equal as u but you put yourself higher degraded and abused those who loved you...In time maybe just maybe you will see those words u let flow so easily in anger ruined some of he best relationships you ever had....so Im time when u look back and wonder why....now you know.......................

The Girl Who Broke My Heart
I finally found out the truth as to why my now ex-fiance broke up with me. it is because i don't talk enough. she has no idea how hard i tried and now she will never know. those of you that i actually talk to know that i don't talk very much and she knew that before we even started going out. anyway i am not afraid to admit that i am going to go cry. screwed up thing is this all started two days after her ex-boyfriend got home. have a good night. here is a bulletin that i posted on myspace: I finally found out the truth about why this girl i was about to marry broke up with me. it is because i don't talk enough. those of you that know me know that i don't talk very much even if you do push me to talk. you also know about jasmine. this girl is just like jasmine. she broke up with me just because i didn't talk enough and it killed me for 3 years until i met the girl this whole little thing is about. i'm telling you now, don't be surprised if i call you at anytime over the next coupl

Life
Wow...it's amazing how things happen. Just when you think they can't get any worse, BAM!! Ur smacked right in the face with even more problems. I tell ya, I'm so fuckin tired of the constant struggles. One of the worse things that could have ever possibly happened to me has happened. How am I suppose to ever trust again? Seems so unreal at this point. My life has been flipped upside down and I can't seem to straighten it up fast enough. Seems right after my whole world flipping bad shit, my sister gets to deal with hers as well. Just when I thought I had run far from my problems I had to come face to face with them again to help her with hers. Why can't things ever just be calm and simple? Why the constant drama and constant struggle? Think I need a good shrink!!!!

Meeting Someone
I have a date Friday night ..well technically not a date.I'm meeting somebody..Its true I am not looking..actually she found me on my Myspace page. I fill out these stupid surveys from time to time and she wants to meet me. And she invited me out. I really have no life lol Its been nearly a year since I have been with anyone. I'm a bit nervous. I have met someone on line before and that was the last GF I had. I really like this person and really dont want to blow it and i don't want to see this person hurt either. Shes really nice. Well I have found some interesting facts about her and I'm looking forward to it.

Whats Up!
LETS SEE I HAVENT REALLY BEEN IN HERE AND WROTE ANYTHING.....SO HERE I GO I HAVENT BEEN FEELIN VERY WELL FOR AWHILE ......HAD A MINOR HEART ATTACK FRIDAY NIGHT SO I BEEN IN AND OUT OF TEST AND MORE TOMM .....BEEN DEPRESSED AND MOODY BEEN SCHOOL SHOPPING BROKE WELL LETS SEE ALL THIS IS is A RANT APPERANTLY LOL.......ant way put up new pics and im thinking about deleting soon just dont feel the same anymore you know what i mean..........i better headout just wanted to say hey everyone!!! xoxox

Weathers Nice In California
this isnt about the weather...lol as tears fill her eyes i can hear on the other line how much she hurts and all i can do is sit here and listen to my best friend cry and cry hard...cry for her baby and for her husband that is distancing himself from her....i can hear the sadness in her voice...then i hear the guy i have known for a while say "man how did i get her....pregnant...??" then i get on the phone again and her my other girlfriend say how much she misses her fiance....and how nauseated she is....(ya i know alot of pregnant people) then i sit here and wonder will i ever get to feel love again, will i get to feel a baby move inside me when the time is right...? i hope one day i will but for now i sit here and wonder when this time will come, who will love me for everything i have, who can i gie my love to forever? i forever a guarenteed now?? doesnt seem like it, i want forever, i want that love that makes me want to sing in the shower, grin from ear to ear, i want to feel t

Thoughts About Me
I am really less open then most people would expect. I spend most of my time by myself watching. Watching the interactions of others. When approached I really won't say much, even online I don't say much unless I have to.

New Hot Pics!!! 8-1-07
I POSTED UP A NEW ALBUM WITH A BUNCH OF MY FAVORITES FROM ALL MY SHOOTS. GO CHECK EM OUT AND SHOW ME SOME GOOD LOVIN!!! DONT FORGET TO FAN ME IF YOU HAVENT ALREADY, AND MAKE SURE YOU VOTE FOR ME AND JEEZY IN THE CONTEST... IT MEANS ALOT TO ME TO WIN SO PLEASE DO YOUR BEST TO HELP OUT. JUST CLICK ON THE PIC BELOW TO VOTE. ITS RATES ONLY!

This Just Freaked Me The F*ck Out!!!!!!!!!!!
Body: 1. Open a blank word document· 2. Type in Q33 NY in all caps. (This is the flight number of the first plane to hit the World Trade Center) 3. High Light it. 4. Change the font size to 48 5. Change the actual font to Wingdings

Wondering
You know...I have been down a hard road in life, and I have been hurt badly more than once. I tell you what...it makes it really hard to give your heart away again. As I start to meet people on this sight, I slowly start to open myself up to the possibilities of happiness after pain. There is one thing that I have noticed after being here. There are some really nice people and then there are some others who just act like nice people but deep down inside they play games, and manipulate, and feed the same lines to everybody they meet on here. What is even more amazing is that those people whole-heartedly believe that all the rest of us are too stupid and uneducated to figure their games out. the rest of you know what i mean..."I know it said I was on but I wasn't",even though there are comments on other peoples pages at the time that they weren't on or "You are the only one who knows that about me", even though there are other peoples comments saying the same things. Not only that....we

Something To Do
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Our Men In Uniform...kudos To Them
Subject: Fw: Military Rules By Service > >> > >> Marine Corps Rules: > >> > >> 1. Be courteous to everyone, friendly to no one. > >> 2. Decide to be aggressive enough, quickly enough. > >> 3. Have a plan. > >> 4. Have a back-up plan, because the first one probably won't work. > >> 5. Be polite. Be professional. But, have a plan to kill everyone > >> you meet. 6. Do not attend a gunfight with a handgun whose caliber > >> does not start with a "4." > >> 7. Anything worth shooting is worth shooting twice. Ammo is cheap. > >> Life is expensive. > >> 8. Move away from your attacker. Distance is your friend. > >> (Lateral & diagonal preferred.) > >> 9. Use cover or concealment as much as possible. > >> 10. Flank your adversary when possible. Protect yours. > >> 11. Always cheat; always win. The only unfair fight is the one you > >> lose. > >> 12. In ten years nobody will remember the details of caliber, > >> stance,or tactics. They will only rem

Pagan Attitudes Survey
Pagan Attitudes Survey - please help! Proclaimed by: Paracelsus Proclaimed from: Plymouth, England Proclamation... Most of us would take it for granted that, as Pagans, we have a special way of looking at and understanding the world that the majority of the non-pagan world is unable to share. Whether we express this in Shamanic terms, thinking about spirits, or in terms of the Goddess, or her relationship with the God, this perception is so wide-spread that Paganism is often referred to, by people both inside and outside the traditions as “Nature Religion”. This unique perspective is often seen to have particular strength in approaching environmental issues – it is easy to assume that Paganism has a unique perspective to share on these; some people even adapt the old joke about the Church of England – suggesting that Paganism is “The Green Party at Prayer”. When we start to think through this perception however it is pretty clear that given the enormous diversity of at

Spank The Hot Italian
Hello Friends, Fans, and Family... My friend Miss Sxyrebel aka Linda and I would like for you to show our good friend Finster Baby some love.. Please go to his profile and love him...spank him..or do to this Hot Blooded Italian just whatever your little ole heart desires... He's a great guy and a lot of fun.. He deserves only the best... Let's all show him a good time.... Finster 'Need that gypsy lovin' Baby@ fubar We love you baby!!!!

We The People
“We the People” Today, there are over 300 million citizens in this country and we put our lives in your, the government, capable hands. We assume that if we elected you into the office you uphold that we trust you enough and feel you are capable and responsible enough to protect us, the people. A decision we, often find was a mistrust on our behalf. We have been asking and asking and are not receiving the proper answers to our questions, now we are no longer asking, we are demanding. We not only need answers to our questions, we need justification as to why it was done. Where’s the accountability on your part, which by definition is acknowledgment and assumption of responsibility for your actions? Why does it always have to be the hard working citizens of this country that have to endure the accountability and responsibility (blame) for your mistakes. We elected you to sit on your throne and rule, we now see our mistakes and admit to the world we made those mistakes, now we ar

Im Movin!
WOO HOO! IM FINALLY GONNA GET TO GO TO CLASSES. IM GONNA BE ABLE TO WORK ON CARS WITH S DEGREE. AS WELL AS BE ABLE TO MAKE MUCHO MUCHO MONEIES! WOOO HHOOOOOOO! GO ME! ANYWAYS IM MOVIN TO WYOMING. I WILL BE THERE THE END OF SEPTEMBER, BEGING OF OCOTBER! WOO HOO!

I Love You No More
Broken again just when I'd started to heal it all dropped to the ground nothing left to feel. had my heart shoved back in my face as he walked away and disappeared without a trace he took from me more than just my soul he took from me all that made me whole Gone now.... he who knew me best and with him he took the very heart from my chest and as he left me i felt my world fall to the floor for he said with his actions "I love you no more"

Dang Ol.....yo
OI! This weekend is goin to be one fun.......time! I am gonna cheeeeeill with my buds. Drink some beers and whatnot. Mmmmmmm Beer is so good.....I wish I was drinkin one right nowww. Okay so.....I am happy!!! the money is gooooooood and I am gonna be buyin a new truck here soon. WOOOO! trucks! wooooooo! money! wooooo!......woooooooo! haha. Okay well if ya actually read all this you rule!!

Sad, Confused, Part Of Me Is Missing...
My little girl left for boot camp tonight. I have so many mixed feelings. I am scared, proud, sad, happy for her, a huge array of feelings. My first one to leave home. I never thought the day would come. I would be happy with all my girls never growing up an leaving. I know most parents look forward to the day the kids grow up and become adults. But most are just going off to college in such. Mine maybe be going into war... She called a few minutes ago from the Mepps station and bcan you believe it? She was crying cause she is worried about ME??? My kids are the best. She used her 1 call tonight to make sure I was ok. Not to vent and tell me how scared she is, which I know she is. But to check on Me.... I get one more call from her when she gets off the plane tomorrow at Fort Jackson in South Carolina. I was told it will be about 2 minutes she will be allowed to talk. I am in shock still I think. My stonmach hurts tonight and its everything I can do, not to cry right now. I dot

Update On Last Blog..
Well my grandparents dog is doing better!! He is going to the bathroom on his own!! So that means the steroids are working for him!!! He gets up and walks around a little bit.. Only a few steps at a time, but that is a start!!! He is also drinking water and eating.. Not as much as he did before the attack, but he is, and thats a good thing and a great start. Every little bit helps!! My little cousin is still having contractions, but is at home now..I guess her doctor is just going to let her go until her water breaks or she dilates... I feel bad for her.. I wish there was something I could do, because she is not eating and she is not sleeping.. Poor thing hasn't eaten anything since Saturday and hasn't really had any sleep since then either... Please keep her and my grandparents dog in your prayers.. Thank you

Zen Sarcasm
1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me the hell alone. 2. The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and leaky tire. 3. It's always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it. 4. Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted. 5. Always remember that you're unique. Just like everyone else. 6. Never test the depth of the water with both feet. 7. If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 8. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes. 9. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 10. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.

World War Iii
President Bush and Sec'y Rumsfeld are sitting in a bar. A guy walks in and asks the barman, "Isn't that Bush and Rumsfeld sitting over there?" The bartender says, "Yep, that's them." So the guy walks over and says, "Wow, this is a real honor! What are you guys doing in here?" Bush says, "We're planning WW III." And the guy says, "Really? What's going to happen?" Bush says, "Well, we're going to kill 140 million Muslims and one blonde with big tits." The guy exclaimed, "A blonde with big tits? Why kill a blonde with big tits?" Bush turns to Rumsfeld and says, "See, I told you no one CARES about the 140 million Muslims".

The Natural Gardener Has It All.
Today I spend the day weilding my green thumb, which has been lazy of late. Being in a good mood I thought I would drive down to S.Austin to check out the Natural Gardener's nursery to see what all the talk is about. I was overwhelmed by the size and the myriad of plants to add to my lil spot of green. An awesome place to visit or shop. While wandering about looking at all the cool goodies;-) I came across the daylilies. Noticing a familiar face looking back. I knew it was the ones I have been trying to indentify. Looking two more down one was in full bloom. BINGO! I had my answer. A Milk and Wine Lily. So cool. Here's the website for the nursery for my local buds. http://www.naturalgardeneraustin.com A quick write up on the Milk and Wine Lily. Crinum x herbertii (Milk and Wine Lily) "Crinum lilies are one of our most common old garden and cemetery plants. In many ways, they remind me of Texas and the South. They're huge, the biggest of all bulbs. They're so showy

>dear Abby,
>Dear Abby, I've never written to you before, but I really need your advice. I have suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. The usual signs are phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up. My wife has been going out with "the girls" a lot recently from Curves although when I ask their names she always says, "Just some friends from work, you don't know them." I always try to stay awake to look out for her coming home, but I usually fall asleep. Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife. I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to really check on her. Around midnight, I decided to hide in the garage behind my golf clubs so I could get a good view of the whole street when she arrived home from a night out with "the girls". When she got out of the car she was buttoning up her blouse, which was open, and she took her panties out of her purse and slipped them on. I

Headache
While we were at my stepdad's baseball game I had decided to squirt my kids with a waterbottle...well when the water was all gone and they were soaked. My son decided to go to the fountain and drench his head even more makin a huge water mess. I let them run around the building for something to do since they wasnt watchin the game(like normal). Well one of the times around Lea forgot to walk around/jump over the water mess. Next thing i know I hear her crackin her noggin on the cement and her cryin. Ofcourse I ran to her and held her. TG she didnt bust her head open. Now she has a HUGE bump on her forehead :-( but she is ok :-D

I Am Going.....
To quit smoking. Sept 18th will be the last day that I smoke a cig. Why Sept 18th? Because I have gotten into a program that will help me stop smoking and they will provide me with whatever I need to quit. Whether it be the patches,mouth drops or gum I will recieve free of charge. I am excited. I am ready to quit!!

De Zachary Disease
` ` DE Zachary Disease A woman was very distraught over the fact that she had not had a date or any sex for over 5 years. She was afraid she might have something wrong with her, so she decided to seek the medical expertise of the well known Chinese sex therapist, Dr. Chang. Upon entering the examination room, Dr. Chang said, 'OK, take off all your crose.' The woman did as she was told. 'Now, get down and craw reery, reery fass to odderside of room.' Again, the woman did as she was instructed. Dr. Chang then said, 'OK, now craw reery, reery fass back to me.' As she did, Dr. Chang shook his head slowly. 'Your probrem vewy bad. ou haf Ed Zachary Disease. Worse case I ever see. Dat why you not haf sex or dates 'The woman asked anxiously, 'Oh my God, Dr. Chang, what is Ed Zachary Disease?' Dr. Chang sighed deeply and replied, 'Ed Zachary Disease is when your face look Ed Zachary like your ass!'

Baad Dawg Blues
I had a baad dog name was fool his tongue hang out all he did was drool scratch his hide till d'fleas jump out bark all nite when the moon is out lift his leg on your favorite chair squat down and shit everywhere lick his face and wag his tail chew up your socks and make you wail fetch the stick, roll over too would'nt sit and beg, he's too cool on a leash he was fine and dandy but let him loose he was all over Randy 2x chorus mans best friend is what they say but my baad dog just would'nt be that way chase the cats make em howl but farted so bad it was just fowl fed him good on table scraps then his 100lb. lunk wanna sit in your lap ride in your car or the back of your truck turn girls head was just good luck when they got close smell his bad breath it was all over just the kiss of death loyal and friendly was no doubt but man he was stupid make you shout "come here doggie", "no not there" always doin somthin, make people stare chorus 2

Melaleuca
If you are looking for a great product in your home that is all natural, great for allergies and asthma and Smell really good, Contact me and Ill fill you in....Ive been with this company for almost 2 years now and everything in my home has been converted over to these products, from soaps, shampoos, cleaners, laundry, all the way to weight loss, make up and vitamins. NO this company is not like Amway!!!! For more info contact me and ill give you my email address and web sight!!!

The Blonde And The Lord
A blonde wanted to go ice fishing. She'd seen many books on the subject, and finally getting all the necessary tools together, she made for the ice. After positioning her comfy footstool, she started to make a circular cut in the ice. Suddenly, from the sky, a voice boomed, "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE." Startled, the blonde moved further down the ice, poured a thermos of cappuccino, and began to cut yet another hole. Again from the heavens the voice bellowed, "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE." The blonde, now worried, moved away, clear down to the opposite end of the ice. She set up her stool once more and tried again to cut her hole. The voice came once more, "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE." She stopped, looked skyward, and said, "IS THAT YOU LORD?" The voice replied, "NO, THIS IS THE MANAGER OF THE HOCKEY RINK."

1 Week
In one week's time I'll be flying back to WVA, sadly I can't wait to go, being home has been nothing short of serious drama that I wish to avoid, fought with the father, Heather, and my crappy friends, it's sad but hey I now know home isn't here in California anymore...

Condoms
A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son. They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, “What are these, Dad? To which the man matter-of-factly replies, “Those are called condoms, son. Men use them to have safe sex.” “Oh I see,” replied the boy pensively. Yes, I’ve heard of that in health class at school.” He looks over the display and picks up a package of 3 and asks, “Why are there 3 in this package?” The dad replies, “Those are for high school boys, ONE for Friday, ONE for Saturday, and ONE for Sunday.” “Cool” says the boy. He notices a 6 pack and asks, “Then who are these for?” “Those are for college men,” the dad answers, TWO for Friday, TWO for Saturday, and TWO for Sunday.” “WOW!” exclaimed the boy, “then who uses THESE?” he asks, picking up a 12 pack. With a sigh and a tear in his eye, the dad replied, “Those are for married men. ONE for January, ONE for February, ONE for March…..”

I Wish For More
I wish for more.. with every word spoken every thought shared I wish for more I wish for more time spent with you desires grow strong I wish for more I wish for more fantasies played out forbidden ecstasy I wish for more

9 Jokes To Brighten Ur Day Lol
Number nine ~~~~~~~~~ A man is in a hotel lobby. He wants to ask the clerk a question. As he turns to go to the front desk, he accidentally bumps into a woman beside him and as he does, his elbow goes into her breast. They are both quite startled The man turns to her and says, "Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as your breast, I know you'll forgive me." She replies, "Sir, If your penis is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 1221." Number eight ~~~~~~~~~~ A young Texan walks up and sits down at the bar. "What can I get you?" the bartender inquires. "I want 6 shots of Jagermeister," responded the young man. "6 shots! Are you celebrating something?" "Yeah, my first blowjob." "Well, in that case, let me give you a 7th on the house." "No offense, sir. But if 6 shots won't get rid of the taste, Nothing will!!" Number seven ~~~~~~~~~~ A businessman boards a flight and is lucky enough to be seated next to a gorgeous woman. They exchange brief hellos and he notice

Aquafina Label: It's Only Tap Water
Aquafina Label: It's Only Tap Water NEW YORK -- So you thought that water in your Aquafina bottle came from some far-away spring bubbling deep in a glen? Try the same place as the water in your tap. PepsiCo Inc. is the latest company to offer some clarity about the source of its top-selling bottled water as it announced on Friday it would change the label on Aquafina water bottles to spell out that the drink comes from the same source as tap water. A group called Corporate Accountability International has been pressuring bottled water sellers to curb what it calls misleading marketing practices. The group has criticized PepsiCo over its blue Aquafina label with a mountain logo as perpetuating the misconception that the water comes from spring sources. Aquafina is the single biggest bottled water brand, and its bottles are now labeled "P.W.S." The new labels will spell out "public water source." "If this helps clarify the fact that the water originates from public s