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Dude
No you self important tempramental dick. I didnt have to tell you that your girlfriend was sucking face with some dude at the bar. If you didnt treat her worse than you treat your dog she wouldnt be out sucking other guys off. Now what?!

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Your social energy is never exactly the same as that of the rest of the world, but you get by pretty well. Today you find you're much better able to get along with huge groups of people, so work it! Does this mean I have to be nice to people today. I mean more than normal??? I don't like to be in large groups of people. That is why I keep people at arms lenght away.

Today Is Better
Well, it's been a week since my father passed away. I am still having some trouble with sleeping. But I am getting through each day better. There are moments when something I see or hear will remind me of dad. Yesterday I thought I saw him drive through town. Then I thought "no, get a grip, dad is gone." I realized at that moment just how much I was going to miss seeing dad cruise by in his truck. I will miss those early mornings as I am leaving for work and I would see him at the store getting a cup of coffee. As I sit and think of dad, I am grateful for those rare moments that you don't think much about. Those quick waves as you pass on the roads. Or running into dad at the grocery... he had a thing for ding dongs and coca cola. He would go through a box and a 12 pack every couple of days. I am most grateful that he is no longer in pain. He is in a better place than the rest of us. And someday we will all pass away and join him in heaven. I am grateful for the years that

Roses Are Red
roses are red, smiles are true, as my wonderful and true friend, i am glad to have you, you are all beautiful and you are all sweet, knowing you all will be such a treat, kind words will fill our heart, even if we some times part, my friendship is unconditional and true, a friendship meant for all of you, we may talk week to week, or day by day, what ever we talk in that way, as a friend i will stay, be hear for when your sad, a friend to bitch at when you are mad, things dont bother me the way they used to, because now my heart is true, things come and go each and every day, some things you dont want to say, for a real friend is hard to find, they are the ones who are always kind, greet you when your sad or mad, help you out of trouble when you are bad, to walk with you through hells fire, if that is your desire, this friend shall never tire, things may seem to be too much, helpless and hurting and such, a true friends heart is easy to touch, so to all my

Releasing Some Tension
Some days you can just feel that something is going to happen. Then sometimes it just throws one at ya that you're just not expecting..And thats how it was for me this time..Yesterday was great..everything was going great..my kid was back at school..the baby was with family..and I had most of the day to myself..The first in a long time..then it started..It was kinda hard gettin to sleep..i was tired just restless..finally got to sleep around 1am then was rudely awoken at 4..things were pretty crazy for awhile..but havent been able to sleep since..so now im a mess...What a hump day huh..lol...oh well the weekend is almost here...maybe i'll have a drink..:) Anyway I hope things are good with everyone..as you can see I've been trying to say hi and catch up with yas...Give me a shout back and show some love...need to level up and could use a pick up.. Lots of luv...Vikki..xo

Warning From Pakistan
WARNING FROM PAKISTAN This morning, from a cave somewhere in Pakistan, Taliban Minister of Migration, Mohammed Omar, warned the United States and Canada that if military action against Iraq continues, Taliban authorities will cut off America's and Canada's supply of convenience store managers . And if this action does not yield sufficient results, cab drivers will be next, followed by Dell and Sprint customer service reps. It's getting ugly.

A Few Questions
YOU'RE ON MY FRIENDS LIST, I WANNA KNOW YOU...I want to know 36 things about you. I don't care if we never talk, never liked each other, or if we already know everything about each other. Short and sweet is fine...You're on my list, so I wanna know you better! Send your answers to me only... And I will reply with my answers for you!!! ============================================= 1.)Q. Can you cook? 1.)A. 2.)Q. What was your dream growing up? 2.)A. 3.)Q. What talent do you wish you had? 3.)A. 4.)Q. If I bought you a drink what would it be? 4.)A. 5.)Q. Favorite vegetable? 5.)A. 6.)Q. What was the last book you read? 6.)A. 7.)Q. What zodiac sign are you ? 7.)A 8.)Q. Any Tattoos and/or Piercings? 8.)A. 9.)Q. Worst Habit? 9.)A. 10.)Q. If you saw me walking down the street would you offer me a ride? 10.)A. 11.)Q. What is your favorite sport? 11.)A 12.)Q. Negative or Optimistic attitude? 12.)A. 13. )Q. What would you do if you wer e stu

Can I Kiss You????
I ask if I may kiss you. You just smile; no answer is necessary. My initial kiss is just a flirting of our lips. My tongue lightly flicking - Like I am asking, "Do you want me?" The tip of my tongue runs all around your lips. Touching every part, Inside and out - Over and over again. Tickling you, tickle, tickle, goes my tongue. Now I press my lips gently to yours. Rubbing your lips back and forth against mine. My kisses are hot and fast. I cannot rest long in any one place. I have such a need to go on. I trail kisses of passion all over your face. Then back to your mouth. Our tongues dance together. We are exploring. I circle your tongue with the tip of mine. You echo the pattern back to me. I lick the sides, underside and the top. You echo back. I suck your lower lip. You echo back. We repeat, repeat, repeat. The sensations are driving our emotions. We are wild for each other. You thrust your tongue in and out. The movements are rhythmic and stabbing. S

Lyrics Of Epiphany By Staind....
Your word's to me just a whisper Your face is so unclear I try to pay attention Your words just disappear 'Cause it's always raining in my head Forget all the things I should have said So I speak to you in riddles Cause my words get in my way I smoke the whole thing to my head And feel it wash away 'Cause I can't take anymore of this I want to come apart Or dig myself a little hole Inside your precious heart 'Cause it's always raining in my head Forget all the things I should have said I am nothing more than a little boy inside That cries out for attention Yet I always try to hide 'Cause I talk to you like children Though I don't know how I feel But I know I'll do the right thing If the right thing is revealed 'Cause it's always raining in my head Forget all the things I should have said

John Smith
Commentary in [brackets]: This one is from someone that contacted me previously but not in regards to sex, so stupid me actually thought there would be a normal conversation... john smith: so where u from [first indication he didn't read the profile despite its in the header] Jessi: NY john smith: wow a good ways from me john smith: im in sc Jessi: about 15 hr drive john smith: wow u ever been to mb Jessi: mb? john smith: myrtle ebach john smith: beach Jessi: Nope. john smith: so what do u do for fun Jessi: Paint, play online games, study languages and QP, hang out and other geeky stuff [what? you expect me to say "masturbate on webcam of course!"?] john smith: lol john smith: u have a webcam Jessi: yes john smith: can i see Jessi: hold on a second john smith: k Jessi: [sent picture of webcam] john smith: u are so creuel Jessi: I'm the devils daughter.... john smith: but i like that ill try that one one day [I wanted to a

8/29/07 My Scope
You can be pretty easygoing, but today sees you nearing your limits. Don't be too surprised if you snap at someone who's telling you some bad news. Things should pick up for you in the very near future. Yeah i'm a lil edgey today... I hate this mood.... help make me laugh

So...
... i'm on vacation until next wednesday. *excited* but today's gonna suck. My other half has the car so i'm stuck cleaning all morning which isn't all bad i guess. Then i gotta do some running around after he gets off work which i wanted to do my running in the a.m. but whatever i dont have to be at work.. hahaha :D anyhow.. i'm gonna be floatin' around all day. laters.

What If
What if you were minding your own business and someone walked up to you and sucker punched you? Would you feel that the authorities would help and at least arrest this person...............kind of makes you wonder because No he was not arrested and it was thrown out by the DA's office, Now why is that? Is it because 2 of the officers on the case are retiring? the DA is retiring..........or my local police dept cannot comprehend the severity of the situation. Or just don't give a Damn about the little people in the world. They want the big hauls DRUGS, MURDERS, SEX CRIMES, AND BANK ROBBERIES. Well I have my release now...........Let me know what you think.

Dreams
At night I dream of you, Coming to be by my side. I see your silhouette at first; I watch your calm, quick glide. Vivid images; Pictures in my mind. My night's love, my passion; All in you I shall find. Once again, you'll whisper to me, "Hello, my dear. " Your touch eases me, Removing any fear. Your gaze meets mine; The warm look in your eyes, It melts my heart. From now on Nothing but blue skies! Tonight you romance me; Our bodies entwine. You enter; I gasp! Our souls combine. A touch here, a tickle there, It enthralls me; I am captivated. Our bodies move, the motion constant; My body's completely activated. Throughout the night Our passion flows, Coming together, My emotion grows. For you, in dreams, Oh, how I care. But when morning comes, I am left in despair. Anther night gone and passed. I awake in ecstasy all alone. For you visit at night; In dreams you come. And I dread the coming of a new dawn

Fly The Flag Campaign 9-11-07..
thanks "watching over them" FLY OUR FLAG 9/11 ~ FOR THOSE THAT DON'T EVERYDAY Please join us in this FLY THE FLAG campaign and PLEASE forward/repost this immediately to everyone in your address book asking them to also forward it or repost it. We have a little more than one week and counting to get the word out all across this great land and into every community in the United States of America. THE PROGRAM IS THIS: On Tuesday, September 11th, 2007, an American flag should be displayed outside every home, apartment, office, and store in the United States. Every individual should make it their duty to display an American flag on this anniversary of our country's worst tragedy. We do this in honor of those who lost their lives on 9/11, their families, friends and loved ones who continue to endure the pain, and those who today are fighting at home and abroad to preserve our cherished freedoms. In the days, weeks and months following 9/11, our country was bathed in America

The 6 Joker Cards...
muthafakoo!!!! AFTER ALL SIX HAVE RISEN THE END OF TIME WILL CONSUME US ALL! carnigemoving.gif CARNIVAL OF CARNAGE The first of the six joker cards, the introduction to the dark carnival showing you six ways to look at yourself, on its arrival it first sold seventeen copies (17). This album is the bomb, its full of the original freshness. It feature's artists such as Esham, Jump Steady, and more... ringmaster.jpg THE RINGMASTER The second of the dark carnival six, the ring master is made up of all your evil deeds, and when you die he will appear, the more evil deeds you have done the bigger he appears. This album is tight the songs are hella wicked....... riddleboxmoving.gif THE RIDDLE BOX The third joker card of the set of six, this album is off the hook. Once again after you die, yo have to turn the crank of a juke - in - a - box. As you turn the crank, Its a toy ,and whatever pops out of it is either gonna be the Devil or its gonna be God. You never

Foreign People Working Calls
Wow, I just finished a call from a recruiter wanting me for a contract in DC. Two problems jumped up quickly, I couldn't understand him and he felt I owed something to him because he called me. I have stopped initiating contact with his company earlier this year for this same reason. I can't understand any of their recruiters, so why do they continue to put these people on their telephones? Dial "1" for english ticks me off, not talking good english when you want to talk to me makes me stop talking.

Strange But True......
something interesting happened to me yesterday. I was offered head position at my own school. I would still have to go through the interveiw process but the upper management called me (which is very unusual) and told me they wanted me to go. I will be going here shortly to look at the building and see if it is somewhere I wish to go. It should be very nice since it was remodeled just last year. Wish me luck, Rob

Time
To realize The value of a sister, Ask someone Who doesn't have one. To realize The value of ten years, Ask a newly Divorced couple. To realize The value of four years, Ask a graduate. To realize The value of one year, Ask a student who Has failed a final exam. To realize The value of nine months, Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn. To realize The value of one month, Ask a mother Who has given birth to A premature baby. To realize The value of one week, Ask an editor of a weekly newspaper. To realize The value of one minute, Ask a person Who has missed the train, bus or plane. To realize The value of one-second, Ask a person Who has survived an accident. Time waits for no one. Treasure every moment you have. You will treasure it even more when You can share it with someone special . To realize the value of a friend or family member:

:)
Take this survey What is/was your biggest dating age gap? 2 year What was the last thing you ate? chips Do you believe in love at first sight?nah its lust Are you wearing socks right now? nope and my feet are cold What color is the shirt you're wearing now? brown Do you dance in your kitchen?dont we all? :P When was the last time you ate a cupcake? emm not sure Who's birthday party did you last attend? eh cousins =] Did you hug/kiss one of your parents today? Nope Ever embarass yourself in front of a crush? YES..many a time!!!! i dunno why it is that i say the most gayest stupid thing around people i like..i mean it just comes outta nowhere :P Do you tan in the nude?eh no Wanna go splunking (cave diving)? sure y not If you were president, whats the first law you would pass? ehhh i dunno Do you think humans will ever live on other planets? probably...in like 10000000000 years time This or That Sub or Burger?burger Dogs or Cats? DOG!woo

Never Forget...........please
It's Been 2 Years Now It's been 2 years now since Katrina left her path of devistation on the gulf coast. As I sit here reading the bulletins about down raters and contests, I remember that there are thousands of people who were forced from their homes who have yet to return due to the slow rebuilding process. Although our lives have moved forward, let's remember those who don't have it quite so easily. I made this video about a week or so after the storm and it may convey my sentiments better than I can this morning. Be good to each other...I'm tired of you bitchin...ha ha ha ha *winks* The Story Of NOLAAdd to My Profile | More Videos FU BAD B!TCH ۞ Stang!۞ Owna & Reppin Stangs Underground۞@ fubar

Ironic
So here I sit, having decided that it is time to move on, out of the vacuum of my so called life. I have talked to the children, talked to God and even talked to myself. I am moving. The kids will not have to suffer through the fighting, I will not have to walk on eggshells wondering when the next episode of what I like to refer to as a "hidiosity" will happen. Here is the irony...He pushed and pushed and pushed until I could not take another moment of his alcoholic asshole behavior. When I told him I am leaving, he cried. He said he really didn't want me to leave...but was told what he wants no longer matters in this situation, that he seems to have chosen what he wants. So guess who has been sober since I started looking for apartments? No fair. Why not do that before it was more than I could take? Or, why stop drinking now? Either way, it doesn't matter, either way it hurts.

Don't Try And Break Me, I'm Stronger Than You Think!
Yeah...so recently, I've been living by this thought--'Don't try and break me, I'm stronger than u think'. I think its very fitting for me right now. It seems like there are people in my life that claim they have my best interests in mind, but when it came right down to it, tried to break me anyways. To me...that's just wrong. I'm a smart woman. Hell, sometimes I don't act it, but you better start seeing it. I'm fed up with people telling me they want something outta me and then backing down. If you think some other person is better suited for you--then go for it. DO NOT pussy foot around with me, because it gets neither of us anywhere. Yes, I said it--do not just beat around the bush....like I've said a hundred times before, I'm a big girl and I'm not gonna break down and cry over it. TRUST ME. Its strange, because lately, I'm just numb to anything like that. I think maybe its a sign of me growing up and just knowing that person was really only in my life for a season. It taught me so

Money Problems
Why is it so hard to make money? I spend all night hooking and I come home with less money than I had when I left for work. Why doesnt anyone want to pay me? I work very hard. I put extra effort into all of my blow jobs and other various tricks. Not many men want to have sex with me (paper bag gets in the way I guess) but my blow jobs are really good. So why is it that every time I complete the job they push me out of the car? Am I so ugly? I know that I could be thinner and I know that I need plastic surgery to reconstruct my whole face. I guess I just thought that someone would pay me. I love BJ's but I need to get paid in more than just cum.

The Tears I Cry Are Tears Of Joy!
I can officially say that this morning I had one of the proudest moments of my life. It may seem like a small thing to many people, but for my brother and my family it was a huge deal. I came to my parents house last night because my mom needed to be at work for their first day of school and she needed someone to get Mike up, dressed, fed, and ready for when the driving instructor came. I walked outside to say a few words to the instructor and watched as they got the adapted van ready. They took out the drivers seat that the instructor used to get here and Mike rolled his wheenchair right on in. I watched as they tested the computer system by moving the joystick and watching the steering wheel turn in response. I have never seen anything as cool as that van. There was a joystick for him to use to control the van movement instead of a steering wheel and a very cool on board computer. Watching him in the van really hit me. He was doing it!!! Here was my little brother learning

Whats Your Thoughts?
To become the person You are truly meant to be, You must be subjected to Life's trials and tribulations Stumbling along the way, Experiencing love and heartache, To appreciate all that you had ... And that of which you have yet to attain, Never allowing life's lessons To shatter your dreams ... Embracing Destiny When fate throws you a curve, And it's not within your master plan ... Heave it back It is within each of us, To determine what is desirable for us individually Life and love is meant to be cherished, Sharing with all those you adore Whether you choose to forge your path alone Or hand in hand with person of choice Doing it with enthusiasm Is truly paramount Live your life to the fullest As if it were your last day of mortality For each day is truly a precious gift Fear not the unknown, Embrace Destiny and make it your own.

The Tears I Cry Are Tears Of Joy!
I can officially say that this morning I had one of the proudest moments of my life. It may seem like a small thing to many people, but for my brother and my family it was a huge deal. I came to my parents house last night because my mom needed to be at work for their first day of school and she needed someone to get Mike up dressed, fed, and ready for when the driving instructor came. I walked outside to say a few words to the instructor and watched as they got the adapted van ready. They took out the drivers seat that the instructor used to get here and Mike rolled his wheelchair on in. I watched as they tested the computer system by moving the joystick and watching the steering wheel turn in response. I have never seen anything as cool as that van. There was a joystick for him to use to control the van movement instead of a steering wheel and a very cool on board computer. Watching him in the van really hit me. He was doing it!!! Here was my little brother learning to dri

I Wrote Your Name In My Heart...
I wrote your name into the sky, But the wind blew it away. I wrote your name into the sand, but the waves washed it away. I wrote your name into my HEART, And forever it will stay.

Your The One...
You're the one that I'm always gunna love and you're the one i'm always thinking of. It's so wonderful to know, beautiful to know, You're the one. You're the one that I'm always gunna love and you're the one i'm always thinking of. It's so wonderful to know, beautiful to know, You're the one. I remember the first time that I really looked you in your eyes I was thinking to myself, there will never be nobody else and from the moment that we touched, you had me wide open with your love The simple way you grabbed my hair, I'm so grateful that you are ? I never want to lose you, I'll do anything at all baby boy you know I really do need you, I'm always here when you call Now my whole life has changed, since you came around boy it's so great. THe way you make me feel with this I'm so thankful that we're more than friends and when you hold me, it's so real remember when you told me how you feel stand face to face, you're such a blessing I'll do what it takes. Wh

Mourning
Just a reminder to you all - when you find that special person....the one who laughs with you, the one who cries with you, the one that not only sticks by you in the best of times but is there for you in the bad times, too - don't let that person go. Don't let jealousy or your own personal insecurities suck everything from that relationship. True love is so hard to find and ecspecially in this day and age.....some people wait forever to find it and it never finds them. So when you have it - recognize how lucky you are and hold as tight as you can. It's guaranteed to be worth the ride....

In Your Honor ~
In Your Honor ~ Thanks Kimmy † ~KiMmY~ † Unselfishly, you left your fathers and your mothers, You left behind your sisters and your brothers. Leaving your beloved children and wives, You put on hold, your dreams—your lives. On foreign soil, you found yourself planted To fight for those whose freedom you granted. Without your sacrifice, their cause would be lost But you carried onward, no matter the cost. Many horrors you had endured and seen. Many faces had haunted your dreams. You cheered as your enemies littered the ground; You cried as your brothers fell all around. When it was over, you all came back home, Some were left with memories to face all alone; Some found themselves in the company of friends As their crosses cast shadows across the land. Those who survived were forever scarred Emotionally, physically, permanently marred. Those who did not now sleep eternally ‘Neath the ground they had given their lives to keep free. With a hand upo

A Dream Worth Dreaming...
Somewhere in my dreams I hear your voice Whispering gently....into thin air At the edge of the mountain I close my eyes Sensing your breathing...feeling you appear there On the edge of my dreams I see your face A twin soul......when we share eyes At the edge of the mountain I catch my breath Touching our finger tips...mouth goes dry In the shadows of my dreams I taste your lips So soft against mine like a warm rain At the edge of the mountain my heart slows Sharing our every breath....two hearts don't refrain In the deepest part of my dreams I feel your touch Breathless....from the warmth of your skin At the edge of the mountain I open my eyes Seeing only clouds....feeling.... within On the edge of my dreams is where I want to stay It's there...I'm forever in your arms...safe...sound At the edge of the mountain I'll remain breathless For me.....no greater love will ever be found Will you always be there on the edge of my dreams? Will you always meet me t

Help Pray For Them
We had a insident yesterdeay afternoon, families have been informed so I can talk about it. I need all of my friends and fans and their frends and fans to Pray for our wounded soldiers. My best freind Reas lost both of his legs yesterday and My friend Todd took shrapnel to the face right eye and chest. Both have been Evacuated to Germany and are in stable condition. But please help out and pray for them. They need all the help they can get Especially Reas, he has 4 children and a wife. I just sickens me that he cant ever run around with his kids anymore but he's stubborn so he will find a way. Our Whole company Is Praying for Them and I'D like more help for these two heros.

You Said The Words
You Said the Words I wanted to tell you But I didn't want to rush. It happened so fast So I just told you "hush" "I have to tell you something Please don't say a word. I know it's real soon, And it sounds so absurd! But I hold these feelings. They overcome my soul. You're always on my mind And I think it's time I told." Then I moved in close, So I could whisper in your ear. "Baby, I love you" Just loud enough for you to hear. And you said not a word, Just sweetly kissed my lips. And that was just perfect, So I kissed your fingertips. I knew you loved me too, But I wanted to wait. Wanted you to be ready, It would never be too late. Fast forward a few days, We're talking on the phone. About to hang up, And then we'd be alone. Until I heard those words, I'd been dying inside to hear: "Ok baby, love you, goodnight." And my heart froze with fear. Is that really what you'd said? Or did I imagine this thing? You'd said the words so casuall

Runaway
I've got my things packed My favorite pillow Got my sleeping bag Climb out the window All the pictures and pain I left behind All the freedom and fame I've gotta find And I wonder How long it'll take them to notice that I'm gone And I wonder How far it'll take me To run away It don't make any sense to me Run away This life makes no sense to me Run away It don't make any sense to me Run away It don't make any sense to me I was just trying to be myself You go your way I'll meet you in hell It's all these secrets that I shouldn't tell I've got to run away It's hypocritical of you Do as you say not as you do I'll never be your perfect girl I've got to run away I'm too young to be Taken seriously But I'm too old to believe All this hypocrisy And I wonder How long it'll take them to see my bed is made And I wonder If I was a mistake I might have nowhere left to go

Well Screw It!
So...scratch previous happy blog. Fuck it! Only this time, I know I did nothing wrong. I did my own thing, I tried to talk, everything was fine the day before and half the morning yesterday, then BAM! Fuck off Julie... So...damn. I just can't get it right.

Ignorance Towards Lesbians
THERE IS A GUY NAMED "BAD NEWS" ON FUBAR TALKING MAD STUFF TO WOMEN AND ITS VERY OFFENSIVE. I POSTED A BULLETIN AND NOW IM TELLING YOU SO YOU KNOW. HE NEEDS TO BE ERASED. DONT BE SURPRISED IF HE HITS YOU NEXT. Bad News: & you need my dick bitch Bad News: yeah now you need a cock ->Bad News: yes i am ->Bad News: ok first of all we dont like furry faced smelly men second you need to respect the lesbians on here cause that is just plain rude Bad News: now what do you think bitch? Bad News: & then rip out their sexaul organs & hang 'em on my cock Bad News: yeah i fucken wanna lick their pussyholes THIS IS THE STUFF HE WROTE TO ME. ISNT THIS AWFUL? HELP ME OUT PPL PLEASE?

Timmys Bedtime Story Part 2
He moved his tongue back and fourth as I grinded my hips with ease. He arose placing his hand on my head, guiding me to my knees. she took his hardness in her hand looked up..."May I please?" Taking his manhood in her mouth, she began to suck so slow. Moving her head back and fourth, anticipation grows. His breathing got so heavy as she moved up her pace. He reached down and tore her dress off, no longer in silk and lace. He gently took her hair and moved it from her face. He wanted to see his manhood move in and out with grace. He tells her to rise, then he gets a grasp. Hands firmly placed on her ass. He can smell her blood in the air, he knows that if he bites her, he will have to share. Share his rose as if she were a feast. So for now... he tames the beast. He slides inside her, deep within. Sucks on her neck with a fiendish grin. He begins to move deep and quick, she begins to get tighter... he begins to get thick. Their breathing gets heavy, muscles into spasm

Dale Jr Seems Tired Of The Shit
I have always been a Dale Jr fan because of his driving and his personality. I think it was in 2005 that he had won a race and during the post race interview he said the word shit… not in anger or in vengeance , but in excitement. He was fined both points and money and eventually the loss of the points took him out of the chase. It was at that time that NASCAR mandated a 5 second audio delay. I was very angered by the situation and its effects, I felt that it was NASCARS fault not Jr’s. First why didn’t NASCAR have the audio delay in effect long before that, there is commentators fallowing the drivers all over the place except the rest room, sticking a microphone in their face and asking the all sorts of dumb questions. What did they expect, they couldn’t see the potential for that to happen?? A driver has just spent three or more hours doing about 200 mph and they put a microphone in his face even before he’s out of the car…if it was me they would probably hear a lot more

Let Me Out To Kill(poetry)
Surrounded By four cushioned walls. What is this place? Why am I here? There is so much Pressure on my chest, I can’t move my arms, All I can do is Sit here rocking, Back and forth Listening to the voices. Can you hear them? Or is it just me? They are telling me To kill, stab and Rip you open! But alas I am bound by this, This white jacket, And by the Four cushioned walls. And again I hear them, The voices shouting “kill it, rip it open Feel its warm blood Dripping, dripping Down your arm!” I want to obey the voices But my body is bound Wrapped around myself. Get this thing off And let me out, Let me quench my thirst To KILL.

Poetry
She lives in the dark. She is stunning yet pale. Her hair falls like a curtain, Hiding her beautiful eyes. It falls to her dainty waist, Hiding all her elegant grace. He to lives in the dark Yet he is not so pale. His hair so striking, shiny and black. His eyes too are hidden. His charming smile is crooked, His structure, so unique. They now sit together in the dark. Their morbid hearts now combined. A perfect love they had in mind. Nothing went wrong in the beginning, Their love seemed so strong. These two lovers did belong. This love was soon ended By a pathetic feud. Her heart ripped to shreds, His heart not affected. She questioned his love. Did he love her or did he not? Though their love is dead Their friendship still strong. She is trying to move on. This task for him seemed so simple. He seems to have never cared, He seems happier now. She is now with another, He too claims to love her. She loves him too but not the same Her heart no l

8-29-07
You may be getting mixed signals from a coworker or partner, but the only answer is patience. You need to slow down and let time clear things up -- the other party could actually end up making things worse! AINT THIS THE GOD AWEFUL TRUTH... PATIENCE...HAHA...THEY HAVE ALREADY MADE IT WORSE THANK U VERY MUCH

Hey Every One
Hi, i am just wanting to see how many of my friends, family, and fans would like to stay on my list. I need to down grade, not a whole lot of people actually say hi anymore...So if u could please let me know if u would like to stay and get to know me a whole lot better....SEND SOME LOVE....

Hanging At Home...
Well, in a few minutes, im gonna get dressed, and head out to let the sun hit me. I really donmt like goin outside unless im either going to see someone, or im going out with someone. Life has a habit of speeding up when you least expected.... and no cop to pull it over, either. But there is fun to be had. Things to see, and bear witness to. sights that no one else will see, but what you see with your own eyes. With 2 loving kids, and a darling wife, there will be a new life that I was granted a chance to live, to explore, to grow. And for that chance... I thank you. Thanks, H.

Sexyeric
Perhaps its just me. But I find it rather insulting that anyone would take my profession and imply I fuck for money... sexyeric: hey sexy Devils Daughter: hey sexyeric: how are you Devils Daughter: I'm good, you? sexyeric: im good do u got msn or yahoo by chance???? Devils Daughter: I use the shoutbox as my im sexyeric: oh ok kewl lol Devils Daughter: I know most people find it a pain in the ass but its much easier for me. sexyeric: thats cool i just figured if u wanted to talk one on one more then ya we could talk on msn or yahoo Devils Daughter: Oh, you mean voice as oppose to typing. Gotcha. sexyeric: ya if u want or i got a cam so i would go on if u wanted to see me Devils Daughter: I see... sexyeric: lol dont sound to excited lol Devils Daughter: I'm kind of working as I type. sexyeric: lol its ok so what do u do? Devils Daughter: I'm a personal assistant. sexyeric: oh ok kewl how personal Devils Daughter: Its not a new term

Timmys Bedtime Story Part 1
It was a lonely Friday night in this small country town. For miles and miles no one to be found. Everyones down at the "do drop inn" this is where my story begins. Sitting at a table, shes there all alone. Wishing she hadnt come there, wishing she'd stayed home. A stranger walks up.. "is this seat taken?" She looked up at him, his eyes had such a glow. Little did she know, what the night beholds. For such a beautiful girl, why is it you're alone? Everyone knows who my father is, I should have just stayed home. Well, I dont know your father, he says with a wink. I'd like to get to know you, may I buy you a drink? He says my name is Hunter, you can be my prey. I'd like to sit and talk awhile with you, if thats ok. Little did she know his prey is what she would be. For the Demons he possesses had yet to be set free. Her beautiful hair lay gently across her face. The gown that she was wearing, consisted of silk and lace. They sat and talked for hours when he said th

I'm Commin Home!!!
We'll for those who don't know I'm commin home today. This past Thursday I was injured in Iraq. The lead truck (The one i was in) hit an IED and the whole front of the Hum v was blown off. From what My Srgt.s say everyone who was in the truck is lucky to be alive. One of the guys who was with me got hit in the head and now has some memory loss, the other two has some cuts and burns and they returned back to work a few days later. As for me I have a broken leg, broken elbow, a burnt hand, some laserations, a cut on my eye, and a wound on my hand. Please keep me and my family in your prayers. Thank you and take care. Matt

My First Contest
Hey everyone, I just entered my first contest. They changed the rules so now it is rates only but you can leave a comment if you want. If you guys could just drop by the link I left below and give me a rate I would really appreciate it! You guys rock!! Have a great day!! Kassidy xoxo http://fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=253739&i=1881078726#

Ellalator Goes Down The Hole...
People who take the elevator to go up or down 1 floor really annoy me. So far, I have been successful at keeping my inner dick at bay, but I don't know how long I will be able to contain it before I say something.

Knowing Your Heritage
I have always been interested in knowing about my Ancestors. My father's family came from Germany by way of England. I also have a little Irish from his side. My mother's family is German, Czech, Slovenian and Hungarian and came to the US prior to WWI. How much do you know about your Ancestors? Wanna share?

Best Divorce Letter
Dear Wife: I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you for good. I've been a good man to you for seven years and I have nothing to show for it. These last two weeks have been hell. Your boss called to tell me that you had quit your job today and that was the last straw. Last week, you came home and didn't even notice that I had gotten a new hair cut, cooked your favorite meal and even wore a brand new pair of silk boxers. You came home and ate in two minutes, and went straight to sleep after watching all of your soaps. You don't tell me you love me anymore, you don't want sex anymore or anything. Either you're cheating on me or you don't love me anymore, whatever the case is, I'm gone. Your EX-Husband P.S. Don't try to find me. Your SISTER and I are moving away to West Virginia together! Have a great life! Dear Ex-Husband: Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter. It's true that you and I have been married for seven year

Kiss
Sliding under the covers, A slow fingertip stroke. She wakes to my kiss. A kiss that travels her cream skin. Seeking, Exploring. Emploring her responses. Her eyes find mine drinking her. Her love blossoms. Her heart flutters....... In anticipation. As my tongue taste, Her smooth sweet vulva. She shudders. Opens to me, A sunflower in full bloom. Begging her Daddy. Giving all to me, As I feed upon her deep, Soul orgasm. She is gone in the moment. Afloat in my dream world. Only her Daddy could bring her to. Her love has no bottom. Her trust has no end. Her years have no meaning, When I love her. She becomes all .... Lil girl, Women. Wife. But I......... Will always be Daddy. No one could love her more. As it should be As it is.

Public Service Announcment
ATTN EVERYONE: Being alone in your car does not make you invisible!! When you are digging in your nose for that nasty boogie, guess what? EVERYONE CAN SEE YOU!! Today on my ride into work, I saw 3 people, 2 guys and 1 lady, all knuckle deep in their noses. Sooooo gross! Yeah, everyone picks their noses but damn...These people were seriously digging for gold like no one could see them. Bumper to bumper traffic. Nearly standstill and damn...I thought they were gonna get nosebleeds. So please people, keep the booger picking somewhere more private, or at least do it at 60 mph when people don't have to sit next to you and witness it.

Lifes Hurt
I have read that if flies are placed in a jar with air holes in the lid, they will fly around frantically, banging into the lid, desperately trying to escape from their prison. If left there long enough, eventually they will stop hitting the lid. Later, if the lid is removed, they won't even try to escape. Somehow they have been conditioned "to feel and believe" that there is no escape. They just keep circling in the cramped jar. Many people are like this. Somewhere in their past, through a frightening and traumatic experience, such as being raped, sexually, physically, or emotionally abused or rejected as a child, they have been conditioned to believe at an unconscious level that they, too, are trapped and that there is no way out of their dilemma. And they end up going in circles with their life and/or relationships.

What Is Asatru
copyright (c) 1995 by Stephen A. McNallen WHAT IS ASATRU? Long before Christianity came to northern Europe, the people there - our ancestors - had their own religions. One of these was Asatru. It was practiced in the lands that are today Scandinavia, England, Germany, France, the Netherlands, and other countries as well. Asatru is the original or native religious belief for the peoples who lived in these regions. WHAT DOES THE WORD "ASATRU" MEAN? It means, roughly, "belief in the Gods" in Old Norse, the language of ancient Scandinavia in which so much of our source material was written. Asatru is the name by which the Norsemen called their religion. WHEN DID ASATRU START? Asatru is thousands of years old. Its beginnings are lost in prehistory, but it is older than Christianity, Islam, Buddhism, or most other religions. The spiritual impulses it expresses are as ancient as the European peoples themselves - at least 40,000 years, and perhaps much older. WHY DO WE NEED

Are We There Yet?
Don't you hate when your kids ask this question?!..lol But that's how I feel right now! Grant only has 9 days until he graduates from BCT, and he is so very ready to come home! I got a letter from him yesterday, and he is doing ok. He tore a muscle on the top of his foot and has been on "light duty" for the last two weeks. This, of coarse is not the term the Army uses, but basically what it means. The guys in his platoon are pissed off because he hasn't been able to do any PT activities while they of coarse do. But what is really pissing them off is when they get reprimanded and have to do all those damn push ups, he doesn't have to do them. Well, he didn't until today that is, because he goes back to normal duty as of today. I say if the lil shit's would stop acting stupid they wouldn't get in trouble and wouldn't have to do the damn push ups! But maybe that's just the protective mom in me coming out! But while they are bitching and complaining he has had to pay a price for

Epilogue..?
So..how does one say goodbye To everyone he's ever known? For I think I'm about to take a journey, you see. Somewhere far beyond the walls of sleep. It's NOT the kinda place you can send postcards from. Least I don't think it is. Then again... Aren't gravemarkers the ultimate "wish you were here" letter? Thing is... I DON'T wish you were here. Here bears this uncanny resemblance to Hell, you see. I'm pretty sure, if I look fast enough, I'd see Hitler, painting roses. It's like waiting at the bus stop, or train station though. The waiting kills, you see. And no, the irony of waiting to die, Is indeed NOT lost on me. I'm not especially good at goodbyes, you know. I just know I'm going..somewhere.. Not the kinda place one finds in a travelogue, though. Unless it's written by Rod Serling. The thought occurs to me.. Am I stalling for time? Am I then scared of death? If so, I'm a damn sight less scared of it than of this. They say when one's at the Station

Folkish
Folkish What does Folkish mean? by Raudskeggr-AOR - OR Briefing 199 In the recent past, several discussions have arisen about the term Folkish. In its simplest terms, Folkish means one thing: an unbending will and dedication to one's Folk. An unbending will and dedication means that the Folk come first, above all else. Our forbears lived a challenging life in the wilds of Northern Europe and Scandinavia. They relied on their own skills as individuals to establish the family. Families worked closely together to establish the clan. Clans worked closely together to establish the tribe. Tribes worked closely together to establish a Nation. That Nation, the Aryan people of Scandinavia and Northern Europe, is our Folk. As an Odinist, one must overcome the barricades life presents and strive for the good in all things. The drive for such an ambition is the unbending will and dedication that countless generations of our ancestors established, promoted, and gifted to us in our sacred

29 August 2007
Dear Alexa, Here is your single's love horoscope for Wednesday, August 29: Take active pleasure in the little things now, as life in general could be a little disorderly. If you're thinking about a new romantic endeavor, be aware of the possibility of some confusion!

29 August 2007
Dear Alexa, Here is your AstroSlam for Wednesday, August 29: While you've always felt you were missing out by having lived a lifetime without ever hitch hiking, you change your mind when you are picked up by a busload and circus freaks who want to use you for knife throwing practice.

Memories
Walking Through The Fields Of Memory Watching Them Fall Like Flakes Of Snow To The Earth - Wondering About Yesterday Not Considering Tomarrow - Then Your Voice I Heard Calling To Me So Softly - Like An Angels Love Or A Demons Con - Words Of Love Those Are What You Speak - Remembering When You Would'nt Look My Way Now You Look Through Me - The Memory Fades You're Standing In Front Of Me - Reaching Out To You My Arms Wrap Around You - Now You're Heart's Mine Now We've Got Nothing But Time - Watching The Memories Fall From The Heavens Like Snow Flakes To The Earth - They Gently Melt Away On The Soft Earth Making Sure That New Roots Get Fed - They Will Grow Strong With Time WithStand Any Forces That Come Their Way - Just Like .. You and I ~All Sad or Happy Memories Make Us Who We Are~ ~They Make Us Strong~ ~So We Too Can Take Any Storm Head On~ ~With All Good Or Bad Things That Happen, All They Do Is Make Us Stronger~ ~No Matter What~ ~Some

If You Like To Play Games...make Money Doing It
I have earned $12.00+ on this ladder system type of game. The concept is neat and you can get free "boosters" anyway as you go. It really is a blast to get on and see what can happen as you work up the ladder. I only stop in once in a while, but I have worked up pretty far... Moola.com

Maybe The Stars Are Right...
Like so many, I have my generic horoscope on my FUBAR start page. I'm a Sagittarius, and here's today's tidbit of astral guidance: Now is a great time to consider taking a new class, learning a language or traveling somewhere you've never been before. Though your energy may be low, you can at least plan for bigger and better things. Well, I just finished a class to refresh me in the Arabic language, and I'll be taking a trip to Alabama next week. Hmmm, coincidence...or something from BEYOND?!? I have my Defense Language Proficiency Test today (6 hours of torture!). Wish me luck!!!

Daily Horoscope
Daily Horoscope: Scorpio For August 29,2007 Something big and weird and kind of exciting is going on, and while you can't quite put your finger on exactly what the big deal is, you can tell it's going to be cool when all is revealed in the next few weeks.

Poor Kid
Ok, we went to court yesterday...Paula couldn't bother to show up, she sent a lawyer instead. The judge looked down on that and as a result ordered her to pay for her own damn lawyer...he said if she gave a shit about her kid she would have been there. But due to the Lawyer it turned out that we used a Supreme Court Custody Modification form instead of a Circuit Court Custody Modification form so the case was dismissed and he suggested we actually hire a lawyer before we re-file. Kayla was crying because she wanted a chance to be heard and really didn't want to go back to her mom's house...a couple of the court ladies started to cry when they saw her crying and me hugging her and rubbing her head...they know where she belongs. So we left court and drove Kayla back to school and she immediately got in her car and drove herself to the police department where she told the officer that she refused to go home and she wanted a mira worker. We got a phone call from the police telling us to tu

The A B C’s Of Dating Multiple Women
The A B C’s of dating multiple Women ;) The A B C’s OF DATINF MULTIPLE WOMEN A = girl B = girl C = girl NEVER take a call from B & C when you are with A or A & B when you are with C or C & A when your with B …………............ OR is that A & C or B & A or C & B?? Oh well you figure it out. “Fallowing sooo far?” By doing so you avoid the awkward um I am on a date? Or Um I am with someone. Let A, B or C leave a sexy message you can fallow up later ( WINK) Never talk about A to B or B to A or C to A or B to C " i'm getting Dizzy" Maybe just don’t talk at all ? Might be easier LOL USE PET NAMES.... like BABE ..SEXY HONEY… PUMKIN (well maybe not pumkin) Bye doing so you can avoid the accidental screaming out the wrong name at inappropriate time ! YOU MAKE THE CALL ...YOU MAKE THE CALL....YOU SET THE DATES May want to set dates up ahead TUE A girl THUR B girl SAT C girl or MON C, WED B, FRI A or WED B, FRI A, SUN C hmmmm maybe no

Coming Up On Cry Freedom
Good morning friends. Coming up next week on Cry Freedom, a production of The Free World Radio Network (http://www.freeworldradionetwork.net), I'll be engaging in part 2 of It's all about Gonzo, Gonzo, Gonzo. The Man, The Memory, The Dementia. You can tune in next week on Tuesday at 7PM Central Time. Just head to www.freeworldradionetwork.net, go to programs and click on Cry Freedom. Don't forget to check out our other programs as well and why not join us for The Free World Pub on Saturday Mornings at 11AM EST. All this and more brought to you by the Crazy folks at The Free World Radio Network.

New Chapter In My Life
I've been putting off doing this blog since Monday but now I guess I'm ready to get this done. After 29 years my husband and I have agreed to divorce. Not sure yet that I can accept that I'm getting what I want. I will be moving to TN not too far from the MO and KY state lines. Have to finish cleaning out the house and get it fixed up. So I am going to try to stay off here at least 4 or more hours a day. I will at least try to be here for 1 HH a day. I will be here for my radio shows as well. I want this done and overwith and since he's finally agreed to help work on the house I need to do my part. I love all of you who have been there for me thru the stress and letting me vent. I am NOT looking for anyone new so don't take this as ooooooooooh I can hit on her. Right now I just need my friends.

Humor
I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me. Police were called to a day care where a three-year-old was resisting a rest. Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now. The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. The butcher backed up into the meat grinder and got a little behind in his work. To write with a broken pencil is pointless. When fish are in schools they sometimes take debate. The short fortune teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large. A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months. A thief fell and broke his leg in wet cement. He became a hardened criminal. Thieves who steal corn from a garden could be charged with stalking. We'll never run out of math teachers because they always multiply. When the smog lifts in Los Angeles, U.C.L.A. The math professor went crazy with the blackboard. He did a number on it. The professor discovered

The Fair Or Fishing
Ok so last night I went to the fair...Rather expensive shall I say...so this is how it goes...Stop for gas to get there 32.00 to fill up...So I used probably about 8.00 to get there..Well 5.00 to get into the gate..Doing good so far..Well it was hot so we needed a drink.. 5.00 for that as well...On the way to get tickets the girls saw dolphin necklaces they just had to have.. 16.00 for those...Ok so time to get the bands to ride..15.oo well there were 3 of us so make that 45.00......Well then of course cotton candy, candy apples, popcorn, and of course a steak and cheese for me..17.00 total....Well then I saw a shirt I wanted ok so I didn't need it but oh well 23.00..oh and one last thing the games 12.00...... Total Cost 131.00 Ok now going fishing this is what I spend..6.00 on worms, 5.00 on a six pack of bud light, fishing license 18.00....and drinks and snacks for the girls 5.00... Total 34.00 Think I will stick to fishing next time !!!

Raw Vs Smackdown 2008. Roster & All
WWE Smackdown vs RAW 2008 Roster Hey everybody, for those of you who don't know me you can call me Shante. Anyways, I got voted off of Survivor because I was very inactive and that was because my internet wasn't working, so I wasn't on at all last week. So what I'm sayin is... the bitch is back. Anyways, this is my Smackdown vs RAW 2008 Roster at the moment. I think this would be a interesting roster to see and use, and is prety up-to-date. Considering there probably will only be a few more roster changes before the game's roster is decided, I think this is a good time to post my roster. So here it is (finishers to come sooner or later): Total: 73 RAW (Total: 23) - Carlito - Charlie Haas - Chris Masters - Edge - Eugene - Jeff Hardy - John Cena - Johnny Nitro - JTG - Kenny Dykstra - Melina - Mickie James - Randy Orton - Ric Flair - Shad - Shawn Michaels - Shelton Benjamin - Super Crazy - Torrie Wilson - Triple H - Umaga - Victoria

Don't Ever Be Late
A priest was being honored at his retirement dinner after 25 years with a parish. A leading local politician and member of the congregation was chosen to make the presentation and give a little speech at the dinner. He was delayed, so the priest decided to say his own few words while they waited. I got my first impression of the parish from the first confession I heard here. I thought I had been assigned to a terrible place. The very first person who entered my confessional told me he had stolen a television set and, when questioned by the police, was able to lie his way out of it. He had stolen money from his parents, embezzled from his employer, had an affair with his boss's wife; taken illegal drugs, and gave VD to his sister. I was appalled. But as the days went on I knew that my people were not all like that and I had, indeed, come to a fine parish full of good and loving people. Just as the priest finished his talk, the politician arrived full of apologies at being late

I Believe
I believe......... I Believe....... That our background and circumstances may have influenced who we are, but we are responsible for who we become. I Believe....... That no matter how good a friend is, they're going to hurt you every once in a while and you must forgive them for that. I Believe....... That just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have. I Believe...... That it's taking me a long time to become the person I want to be. I Believe....... That you should always leave loved ones with loving words. It may be the last time you see them. I Believe....... That either you control your attitude or it controls you. I Believe....... That money is a lousy way of keeping score. I Believe....... That sometimes when I'm angry I have the right to be angry, but that doesn't give me the right to be cruel. I Believe....... That it isn't always enough t

Good Morning My Friends
Heres hoping your day is off to a lovely start, I have yet to give my pillow head but it's worth it, I wouldnt trade moments like these for anything, never mind, dont ask lol. My point to this rambling about is I wanted to thank everyone for their love and support on my page, I rate everyone fair, I dont down rate anyone unless they do it to me, But I'm always fair, I give them the same love as they show me, you give me a 5, guess what, yea you guessed it, ding ding you arent the weakest link after all, stay for another round, you get a 5 Ok I promise i am done now, I LOVE YOU ALL MY FRIENDS, CYNTRONICS BABY, I AM TOTAL LOVE WITH YOU MUAHHHHHHHHHH XXXXXXXXXXXX LOVE PEACE AND MONKEY GREAse Tequila Sunrise

Wtf
Wow...just when you think youve got friends!! How does it always work out that you end up getting screwed in life no matter what? I pride myself on being a little different...being old school...being a decent guy. But it doesn't seem to matter. People just use you for their own selfish reasons like it is nothing. I guess I should just flow with the masses and just randomly fuck people over for my own amusement. Sure seems to be the trend. And just a refresher for my "friends" who live under a rock or have ADD. I'm in Iraq!!! IRAQ!!! I have a job...I'm in the middle of a war!!! I may not have time to come in here and talk to you everyday! Don't get me wrong...I appreciate the concern...but WTF, over! If your ego and self confidence cant go a day or two with out hearing from me..then you got bigger issues than me. I would love nothing more than to sit here and bullshit all day everyday. But Hajj has different plans. So how about a little understanding? Stop flippin the fuck out if I'm

Nsfw - Highly Suggestive
Let ya peek into the Kitty Brain… A girl could take a pic, standing in church and holding a candle and too me… HIGHLY SUGGESTIVE!! I know she is praying to God that she can be with me for a night of passionate sex!!!! Thus ALL pics should be marked NSFW because I know all the babes in my World Wide Harem are thinking “dirty thoughts” of Daddy Cat…

Lawsuits...
Good Morning. Following directions…who does that now days? I have to laugh at the number of times I attempted and succeeded to put something together without the use of directions, and then find an added piece that was to be installed…hmmm bad me.. But how about these two goobers who decided that a lawsuit was in order. Amy Mueller filed a lawsuit recently against Samy's Bar and Grill in Joliet, Ill., after she willingly tried to climb onto the bar to dance in May 2006 but fell and broke her ankle. Samy's should have had a "ladder" or other climbing aid, said Mueller's lawyer. [Chicago Tribune, 7-23-07] Well I can see the line forming now at other establishments of this type just to collect on way-word jury verdicts. Here is another. Now this one…I some what can side with the family if indeed they made sure to the establishment their wishes…But who doesn’t check the order to make sure the order is to your liking? Here is the story: Jeromy Jackson and his family filed a $10 million law

Sunday Night 80s
hey hey hey gang Do You Like 80s Tunes? Do You Like to relive the old days of the 80s? if so check out my Sunday Night 80s show every Sunday Night at 10pm to 12am eastern..... click here to tune into the Sunday Night 80s http://shadowbots.com/shadowbots_live.ram (You Must Have Real Player inorder to tune in)

Monday Morning
Soooooo it's Monday morning I arrive at my office, it's early , I am the first one in...or so I thought...I set my briefcase on my desk and look up as you step into the doorway..you are wearing a short, pleated black shirt, black thigh high stockings, and a white blouse....You ask If I can get me a cup of coffee?...I knock over something on my desk and you bend over to pick it ...oh nooooo....no panties! You can see my errection as you return the items to my desk..you push me back onto my chair and straddle me ..I pull you roughly against me and begin to kiss you..you can feel my tongue probbing every corner of your mouth..my hands move under your shirt and I squeeze your breasts...you can feel me through my trousers....I am so hard...I am kissing your neck....a noise...someone has come in the building...I slide you off my lap and push you under my desk...just as my supervisor walks in the door...he sits down across the desk and begins to talk about how badly the Yankees suck...a

Congratulations...its A ??
Minutes after a woman gave birth to her baby, her doctor stood solemnly at her bedside and said, "I have something to tell you about your baby.""What's wrong" the alarmed mother asked? "Your baby is an hermaphrodite" replied the doctor. "What's that" she asked? "It means your baby has both male and female parts." "Oh my goodness —that's wonderful" the woman exclaimed."You mean it has both a penis and a brain?" Roflmao!! Have an awesome day!! Tc n peace..hugs..Boo xo

Nobody Cares Really
Ok, here's me in a nut shell..... I'm a 23 year old male from Marinette Wisconsin. I draw/sketch I write music/short stories/poetry I play guitar (10 years running) I play with Photoshop CS2 and VB6 Computers and I get along GREAT Now.... I'm the kind of guy who doesn't look at things as I NEED this, or WANT that. NO! I'm not like that. Instead, I'm the kind of guy who takes things as they come. I'm not going to chase a rainbow only to realize I'll never reach the end of it and get my pot of gold. I'm not going to set myself up for herat ache and heart break anymore thatn I already have in the past. That would just be stupid. I'm kind of old fashioned in a way if you could say that. I like to open the door for a lady, wiehter it be for a car or building, and I also like to pull the chair out for them to sit in. Now I know, some women don't like that, but hell, that's just me. I'm the kind og guy who would rather sit in, cuddle up ont he couch, and watch a move

Helping Out People With Understanding The Way Of Life
there are some really sappy fucks on this fubar...i cant write mumm's anymore because of a simple mumms i wrote, about how some people have been married for so long..that they are lucky to have sex once a year.. and the question was....if you are the person in this problem...and your (other) won't let you get your grove on. should they be shocked, when they find out you are cheating on them.. the funny thing to me is........ most of the time, they will be shocked and say something like..."i cant bealeve (he or she) cheated on me" and i say "what do you expect" when you start dating some one, that is all that mattered (sex) think about it...most people start dating and have sex about 4 or 5 times a day. then these poor saps...end up getting it once a year after being married for over a year. 9 times out of 10..only for there bitrthday (once a year) and will get rejected if they try to get lucky any other day of the year. HOW IN THE WORLD...CAN YOU BE SHOCKED!!!!

How Sex Got Started
...a laugh leads to a tickle ...a tickle leads to a hug ...a hug leads to a kiss ...a kiss leads 2 a makeout ...makeout leads to a feel up ...a feel up leads 2 a finger ...a finger leads to a hand ...a hand leads to a lick ...a lick leads to a suck ...a suck leads 2 a fuck. ...So tell me how many people are you gonna smile at after you heard this cuz sex is like math. ...u add the bed ..subtract the clothes ...divide the legs ...leave your solution ...and pray you dont multiply post this right after u read it, something good will happen at 2:25 tomorrow. Get ready for the biggest shock in your life!! Whoever breaks this chain will be cursed with relationship problems 4-10 years. If you post this in 15 mins, your safe. Something good will happen tonight at 11:11 repost this as How Sex got started

A Lot Going On..
HAVE A LOT GOING ON RIGHT NOW SO IF I AM NOT HERE MUCH YOU WILL KNOW WHY.. MY SISTER JEANIE.. SHES YOUNGER THAN ME AND USED TO BE SO ACTIVE.. AND ABOUT 20 YEARS AGO.. OR MORE SHE HURT HER BACK AT WORK.. (COOKING.. )AND NEVER BEEN THE SAME.. SHE HAS HAD A LOT OF OPERATIONS.. NONE WORKED AND JUST MADE HER WORSE.. AND SHE HAS BEEN ON VERY STRONG MEDS.. WELL NOT LONG AGO HER BOY FRIEND LEFT HER AND SO SHE HAS BEEN STRUGGLING TO MAKE ENDS MEET AND GET HER MEDS WHICH HAVENT COME AND NOW SHES GOING THRU SO MUCH PAIN AND WITHDRAWS TOO WHICH BOTH TOGETHER ISNT GOOD..AND THEN TO COME TO FIND OUT SHE MIGHT HAVE TRIED TO COMMITE SUICIDE.. MY COUSIN CALLED THE POLICE AND NOW SHES IN THE HOSPITAL.. WILL KNOW MORE LATER TODAY.. PLEASE PRY FOR HER.. I AM SO WORRIED..

August 29, 2007
Have you been having a hard time getting your point across to someone close? Now is a great time to take a giant step back and review the situation. You'll see a new way to communicate that could be more effective.

Thought For The Day
Let me share this with you: Discovering ur purpose in life is very important, know what u are cut out for, dont just be a wanderer moving from what u think is right to what they think is right. Be who u were originally meant to be, look inside and dare to stand out. Remember that a walk to greatness starts with a single step. Dare to take that step. U are a Survivor, even if the ship sinks, you gonna get out alive. Dare to Stand out, Dare to Live Strong. U are an achiever. Lots of Love

Jeremiah32 Verses 17&27
from my friend cecil jacob NOTHING TO HARD FOR GOD PLEASE PASS THIS MESSAGE ON TODAY SOMEONE YOU KNOW NEEDS POSITIVE RE-ASSURANCE VERSE17 AH LORD GOD BEHOLD THOU HAST MADE THE HEAVEN AND THE EARTHBY THY GREAT POWER AND STRETCHED OUT ARM AND THERE IS NOTHING TOO HARD FOR THEE HOW MANY PEOPLE SAY THEY KNOW THIS ? VERSE 27 BEHOLD I AM THE LORD THE GOD OF ALL FLESH IS THERE ANY THING TOO HARD FOR ME? DO WE REALLY KNOW THAT WE CAN DEPEND ON GOD DO WE TRY TO FIX IT OURSELVES OR DO WE ALLOW THE LORD TO HAVE FREE REIN IN OUR LIVES ? THIS IS WHERE OUR FAITH IS TRIED , HOW DO WE LET GO AND LET GOD HAVE HIS WAY ? THIS WHERE WE TRUST IN HIM , AND LEAN NOT TO OUR OWN UNDERSTANDING , CAST OUR CARES ON HIM , AND LEAVE IT THERE, HE WILL PROVIDE , JUST BELIEVE , DO NOT TRY TO TAKE IT BACK , , OUR GOD IS AN AWESOME GOD FATHER WE THANK YOU FOR , BEING AWESOME OMNIPOTENT POWERFUL , AND ALL KNOWING , THE CREATOR OF ALL FLESH , AND WE WORSHIP YOU I

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8-29-07
No matter how tempted you may be to step up and take that emotional risk, put it off for at least one more day. You're in a much better position to just sit back and take advantage of other people's mistakes. ---------------------------------------------------- Right on I will wait:P he he he

Intoxication
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Welcome
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Simple As This !!!!!!
well it seems to me that there are some real idiots on my friends list. Sorry to hear that and sorry to say that. From now on...I will not be answering shout boxes accept from the people who I have talked to already and I know aren't being rude in any kind of way. I'm not here to call anyone I don't know so don't ask ! I'm not here to cam with ANYONE so don't ask !I'm not here to hear your problems....I'm not Dear Abby ! I'm so not trying to be rude here but I don't have the time to be talking to everyone at once. When I don't reply people get upset? I really don't want to have to turn my shoutbox completely off so if you have read this and understand where I am coming from great. If you don't then too bad for you. Oh and by the way... DO NOT I REPEAT DO NOT ASK ME TO ADD YOU TO MY MSN OR YAHOO !!!!! If you want to call me a stuck up bitch like I was called tonight simply cause I don't want to talk to you in my shout box...then I highly suggest you take me off your list. I f you ha

Working In A Difficult Environment(5)
From my friend cecil jacob Working In A Difficult Environment (Part 5) God...put him in the garden...to tend and keep it. Genesis 2:15 AMP While David was out in the pasture tending sheep, everyone's eyes were on Saul. But not God's: His eyes were on David watching how he worshipped, how his character was coming along, his relationship with and fear of God, and how he confronted evil. Would he be easily intimidated, or did he have the stuff kings were made of? How would he fare in battle? Would he see a giant, or a giant God standing behind him? Was he proud and self-sufficient, running ahead of God, or did he rely solely on God? Would he be fair with people? How would he handle authority? Would he speak evil of those placed over him? Or would he respect those in authority, regardless of their personal shortcomings? David wasn't fully aware of what God had planned for him, but he acknowledged God in all his ways. Someone once said, "Character is what you are when nobody is watc

Best Cleavage Contest
Shell is in the process of setting up a new contest, best cleavage contest in fact. Here's the breakdown for the contest. (and trust me this will be re modified numerous times, because I can already think of one thing I'm forgetting & Shells offline) But moving on, this will be a contest for best cleavage, so if you (or if you can think of someone) would be interested, hit Shell up A.S.A.P. let her know what picture you want to be entered. Now insert the rules; 1) Only SFW pictures are to be entered (by fubar rules, this means you must have your face in the picture, so no straight boob shoots, sorry) 2) Only the serious should enter this contest. We don't need people joining, leaving 5 comments and giving up, we're not here to waste your time, so don't waste ours 3) You must have at least 5,000 comments to earn prizes. Meaning this; say the person with most comments is 10,000 ahead of you so you want to give up and figure 'oh well, I'll get 2nd or 3rd place' yes this is true,

Relationship
I Was In A Relationship, I Was In Love & Everything Is Going Great Then Like For Some Reason My Girl At The Time Just Starts To Act Strange & Her Attitude Does A Straight 360 Turn Around & Just Turns On Me Because Of Her Friends At The Time Was Feeding Her Bullshit In Her Head & They Break Us Up. Then Like Three Mouths Later Same She Tries To Get A Hold Of Me & Tells ME From Up One Side Down Another That She's Sorry For Everything She Said & Did, That It Wasn't Her Fault & Blames It The Fact That She Was Stupid For Listening To Her So Called Friends Bullshit... She Claims That She Still Loves Me & Wants Me But For Some Reason My Anger Towards Her Went From Hurt & Disgusted Too Love For Her & Being Happy To Hear Voice Again So I Get Back With Her... But Now That I've Being Thinking About It For A While Those Feeling Aren't So Strong Anymore... Part Of Me Tells Me That Shouldn't Hurt Her Like She Hurt Me Like She Did Me Cause Two Wrongs Don't Make A Right At The Same Time The Part Of Me

Anniversary Of Katrina
Today is the 2nd anniversary of Hurricane Katrina. If I seem to be a little off lately, I'm sorry about that. Be well all, and please give your thoughts and prayers to everyone in New Orleans and the Mississippi Gulf Coast who are still dealing with the effects of this storm.

That Would Be Wicked....
Too all my good friends, you know what would be wicked? SIGNS!!! :D anyone wanna make me one? Someone made me one a while ago and i uploaded it, and now that i think about it... i wanna be cool and have a "made for me" album, please help :(

And Lust Is Wedded To Woe...
Actions that wreak of disregard and self-satisfaction yield a blindness. You see nothing. Elated in a phantom court and donning a crown of royalty, you think yourself an object of abject desire. All must grovel, bow, and hunger at your likeness for these mortals must either lust and harken after you or remain caught in the pangs and throes of evny, jealousy, and resentment. And from what spring hath the proclamations of immodest and haughty hubris sprung? Those whom would lust after you boast only of ignorance and desperation. In truth, in eternity, and in all ways, you disgust me. Your lies spew forth as water from the falls. You know not loyalty, nor honor, nor candor. Remarkable as it may be, self-loathing is here even obscured. Upon you I would not waste my spit and as concious now dictates you are unworthy of even my resentment. - Mordrid 8/30/07

A Llil Song I Wrote About Life I Have And Ppl In It
___________________Harsh words_______________________ You wanna put me down?, You wanna see me frown? Well this is the last time you'll ever see me around. I was true to you, I gave you my life on a plate, And all i got in return is a life thats full of hate. You once gave me everything and then took it all away, I thought i was your everything what more can i say?. And now i see the truth in you, Your hate it made me see, Deep down inside, what you really thought of me. Im a fuck up, a screw up nothing better than you, Well guess what bitch i got some news for you. Im a better person then you will ever be, and all you are is pissed your not, like, me. i tried and tried more and more everyday. all i got was put down so what can i say? (verse 2 ) All i know is that i grew up. And your just pissed that im not a screw up. Im not like you and i will never be, How could you want that fucked up life for me? Im better than you and i will allways be, So you can go to

Booby Contest :d
Shell is in the process of setting up a new contest, best cleavage contest in fact. Here's the breakdown for the contest. (and trust me this will be re modified numerous times, because I can already think of one thing I'm forgetting & Shells offline) But moving on, this will be a contest for best cleavage, so if you (or if you can think of someone) would be interested, hit Shell up A.S.A.P. let her know what picture you want to be entered. Now insert the rules; 1) Only SFW pictures are to be entered (by fubar rules, this means you must have your face in the picture, so no straight boob shoots, sorry) 2) Only the serious should enter this contest. We don't need people joining, leaving 5 comments and giving up, we're not here to waste your time, so don't waste ours :D 3) You must have at least 5,000 comments to earn prizes. Meaning this; say the person with most comments is 10,000 ahead of you so you want to give up and figure 'oh well, I'll get 2nd or 3rd place' yes this is tr

Nsfw
Something I just cant under stand Its the NSFW photos many have posted now i can understand walking through fire to earn favor in order to see them or throwing omlets at warp speed to win favor to see them but what has me sublimely confused is if you dont want people to see your NSFW photographs... then why the bloody hell post them?

How It All Began
A MAN CALLED BANJO My life story in a nut shell ,true fact's about the man you know as Banjo with a little humor added but what the heck you probably will like to read it any how.I enjoy telling it. Here's how it started -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- On September 13,1943 the most wonderful thing occured that brought lots of joy and happiness to a certain family,at the time they all thought I looked like a Larry so thats what they named me I was told my Grand Pa Jesse Cline named me . I was Borned in Wyoming Co. in the township of Hanover , a rural community in the south western hills of Wva .Forty miles from the nearest Town and just as far back in a hollar as you could walk on foot . It was in a log cabin farm house belonging to my Grand Pa where I first set foot on this land . I was told that the Doctor came on horse back crossing over three moutain ranges following a Horse and buggy trail th

One Touch
One Touch With your first touch, I was awoken from a sleep that wouldn't end. Then that touch became a kiss, That kiss opened eyes that had been blinded by hurt. With eyes that could see once again, That kiss became love. And that love sustained the soul of a man, Who had believed love was no longer possible. The possibilities became endless with that love, As time is endless.. With one touch, You brought a man back from the Cold darkness of death, And into the world of LOVE...

Spare The Rod...
"Spare the Rod, spoil the child." It’s a famous quote, and I think some have attributed it to the bible, but it says a lot. Spare the rod…Spoil the child. Now I grew up at a time when they didn’t spare the rod. I got my share of spankings for misbehaving. I didn’t grow up to be a serial killer. I grew up to respect authority. I learned that there were consequences to my actions. I was not afraid of my parents. I was afraid of doing something wrong that would result in a spanking. That’s what they were for. They taught me to control myself when I was going to do something that would result in a spanking. It was a GOOD THING. It taught me responsibility. It taught me consequences. It taught me to accept that my actions may not always be the right road to follow. It taught me that there were other people, smarter than me, that needed to convey a message to me and when I wouldn’t listen to reason, there are harsher ways. Which leads us to the new wave philosophy of

From Darkness To Light
From Dark to Light From the thundering sounds of loneliness, Come the sound of one held dear. Reaching out to rescue a sinking Soul from solitude, With words of care and of promises made Help create a foundation of love. No longer with will one small light battle The encroaching darkness, But two small flames join To create a power surging with hope.

On Being Bisexual
"We live in a world that denies our love and treats us as 'abnormal' or at the bery least sexualizes our lives to a strange and glamorous effect. It denies our existence and questions our deepest emotions and identities. It commits assault, verbal and otherwise, on our communities. It creates stereotypes for us to be abominations in the mainstream cultures (queer and straight) and it makes us live as second class members of both and it's members often live in hate of our 'secret' feelings which monosexual cultures prohibit. We can talk about 'normal' when those days are gone. Celebrating bi-ness is about living and loving in fierce and beautiful ways. A community that supports and provides an outlet for that process is essential. Therefore, celebrating bi-ness in our communities (whether they currently exist or not) is essential." (from my friend Rachel Rainbowspryte)

Why?
The Darwin Awards have shown us the length to which some people will go to help humanity by removing the STUPID gene from the gene pool, and not allowing it to procreate. But what about those people with this gene that refuse to darwin themselves in the name of a better world? This is dedicated to those people, who through their own stupidity, show us that natural selection doesn't always work. These fools just keep on going and going and going... These are my ramblings and If they offend.. tough. To quote George Carlin..." I don't have pet peeves; I have major psychotic fucking hatreds!" What you find here is going to be some of the psychotic episodes. Hope you like them...

Drained From The Battle Of A Life Time
Once upon a time ago, I was told by one of the few remaining true Druids (you know who you are) in our happy little world that I would come into great power. However, it wouldn't happen until I needed it. Well, tonight was that time. Our son, Jackson, woke around midnight, screaming as if he had seen the most horiffying thing ever dreamed in the darkest dreams of the most twisted minds. When April went to retrieve him and comfort him, she, too, felt the same terror he did. She immediately left the room and called on me. I quickly armed myself with what little I had, entered the room, and shut the door behind me. Immediately, every hair on my body stood on end. I could not just see the darkness in the room, the shadows, the almost hidden places, but I could also feel it. Trying to reach inside me. Trying to touch my thoughts, to twist them and turn them against me. So, without a moment's hesitation, I began casting a circle about me. With that done, I began to battle this.... thing. Thi

What Else Could I Do?
i have a dear friend who i do care about very much and over the years we have seen and done allot together........... i used to be a big meth user hell i have even labled myself a dealer of the drug at one point in time but im differant now, now im clean and not doing any kind of drug at all...but my friend is not so lucky. ive watched her go from smoking the shit to snorting it and now shooting it up in her viens! its now gotten so bad that its all she does its become her whole life (chasing the bag) and its worse then i can really describe in fact. her arms are full of track marks and i couldnt stand seeing her, its made me cry a couple of times. this last time seeing her was the worse, me and other friends have tried so many times to help her out whether it came to advice or help or even a place to stay any thing just to help her out and try to get her to see what she is doing to herself. saddly though, nothing seems to work and now i am sad to say that im now numb to he

I Wonder.................................................
REPLY IN A PRIVATE MESSAGE. DONT BE AFRAID. YOU NEVER KNOW WHO WILL REPLY OR WHAT ANSWERS THEY WILL GIVE. LET THE FUN BEGIN........ Your Name: Age: Favorite position: 1. Do you think I'm cute?. 2. Would you have sex with me? 3. lights on or off? 4. Would you have to be drunk? 5.Would you take a shower with me? 6.Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 7.Would you leave after or stay the night? 8.Do you like cuddling afterwards? 9.Condom or skin? 10. Have sex on the first date? 11.Would you kiss me during sex? 12.Do you think I would be good in bed? 13. Would you use me as a booty call? 14.Can I use you as a booty call? 15.Can we take pictures of the act? 16.How long would we have sex? 17.Would you tell your friends about me? 18.Would you want me for a b/f , g/f or friend? 19.Will you post this so I can fill it out for you

And To Think I Thought That I Had A Few Good Friends.......
I posted a bulletin three hours ago about something important and no one I mean NO ONE on my friends, fans or family list has even been in to read it much less repost it. You guys have no heart. This man lost his life for you to have your freedoms. I went to school with him and with Matthew (someone else who lost his life over there and is mentioned in the article). I was very clsoe to Matthew. All y'all want to post is bullshit bulletins well that is fine I will no long repost your crap for you. This is one more reason for me to shorten the amount of time that I spend on here and clean out all of my lists. I hope that you are all shown the same kind of respect that you are showing our service members who lost their lives for YOUR FREEDOMS!!!!!!!! I miss you Matt... and Garrett will be missed just as much. May you rest in God's loving hands and feel the joy of his presence.... Bulletin Contents: THIS WAS IN OUR LOCAL NEWSPAPER FRIDAY MORNING. HE IS A GREAT GUY AND HE IS A MEMBERA

Eyes
Do you know the relation between the EYES? They blink together... they cry together... see things together and they sleep together... EVEN IF THEY NEVER SEE EACH OTHER.... that's FRIENDSHIP. good day! _dYaNiKa_

My Feelings Right Now
Hey Everybody even though my online status says sick i am physically fine nothing's wrong with me just feeling down in the dumps and sad and feeling blue and depressed because soon my bestest friend on Lost Cherry,Cherry Tap,Fubar ~NiCcKiE ~ Princess' Mistress and she makes me so happy and makes me smile every time she's on this site now she's leaving in a month and i feel like my heart has been ripped out but the down side is i wish that fubar had a sad online status but how i feel about her is i would trust her with my life and i would defend her honor in anyway and because she's going from this site i am feel like i am losing my best friend for a 2nd time in a space of 2 years and Nicckie made me feel so safe everytime i talked to her on this site my i am going to miss my wonderful amazing beautiful stunning sexy goregous pretty cool and hott friend Nicckie and i am uncertain how i will cope without her on this site because not only do i have her in my friends list i have her in

Learn 2 Read!!!!!
OK now just because u invite me over and u answer yur door with a short lil gon on does not mean i wanna have sexx with u... just because u and yur friend get on cam 4 me and show me yur nakkid body doesnt mean i wanna have a 3sum with u...... just because i tell u u r a very beautiful women and i woouldnt mind meeting u doesnt mean i wanna crawl into yur bed the first nite.... OK LADIES LEARN TO READ!!!!! now u bitch when us guys dont read yur profile...well plz read mine carefully if not 3-4 times......read my blogs b4 u decide to play with me.....i'm not going to loose...... Im not looking to crawl into bed with just anyone,Im not here to sleep with everyone, i do not want cold meaningless sexx..... want i want is wats on the front of my page.... thats who i really am...... so stop getting bent and saying im playing with u when u cant read or cuz i wont crawl into yur bed the first time we meet......U wanna really know me talk to me for more then a week, try not to e

Truth
Sometimes the truth hurts when it is slapping you in the face. Sometimes your heart smiles when love gives its special embrace. Sometimes the world turns slowly only for you and me. Then time stops, we turn to each other so that only we can see. People enter your life for a reason, I am not always sure why but it reveals itself in time. It may slap you in the face or it may make you smile, but whatever the reason if it stops time for you and me then it was a good.

Only In America
1. Only in America......can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance. 2. Only in America......are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink. 3. Only in America......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front. 4. Only in America......do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke. 5. Only in America......do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters. 6. Only in America......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage. 7. Only in America......do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place. 8. Only in America......do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight. 9. Only in America......do we use t

Just Something That I Wrote.
As the day fades in to the night, I can feel the animal in me awaken. True I was young,when thinking of the ones before me. In our bloodline, no 18year old had ever gain the sight that I had. Child of my age may have the power to shift in two shape of our bloodline. As well as the sight of one of the 3 eyes. But to have a child of 18 ,to have power over all three was only heard of every 500 years. Most of the time it was a male child. So it was nerve racking for the others to see me. Before long I was cast out of the everyday group. No one wanted to talk to the freak of the town. Before long my own family did the same. So here in the spring moon of my 20th year I was out on my own. As I walked down the silver paths outside my home town , I wondered where would they lead me. That was what sucked about the power of all 3 sights, they only came to you when they wanted to, you couldn't force them to happen.

Brothel
The Brothel The madam opened the brothel door and saw a rather dignified, well-dressed, good-looking man in his late forties or early fifties. "May I help you?" she asked. "I want to see Valerie," the man replied. "Si r, Valerie is one of our most expensive ladies. Perhaps you would prefer someone else," said the madam. "No. I must see Valerie," he replied. Just then, Valerie appeared and announced to the man that she charged $5,000 a visit. Without hesitation, the man pulled out five thousand dollars and gave them to Valerie, and they went upstairs. After an hour, the man calmly left. < BR>The next night, the same man appeared again, once more demanding to see Valerie. Valerie explained that no one had ever come back two nights in a row -- too expensive -- and there were no discounts. The price was still $5,000. Again the man pulled out the money, gave it to Valerie, and they went upstairs. The following night the man was there

Mamma's Bible
MAMA'S BIBLE >> >>Four brothers left home for college, and they became successful doctors >>and lawyers and prospered. >> >>Some years later, they chatted after having dinner together. They >>discussed the gifts they were able to give their elderly mother who lived >>far >>away in another city. >> >>The first said, "I had a big house built for Mama." >> >>The second said, " I had a hundred thousand dollar theater built in the >>house." >> >>The third said, "I had my Mercedes dealer deliver an SL600 to her." >> >>The fourth said, "You know how Mamma loved reading the Bible and you >>know she can't read anymore because she can't see very well. I met this >>preacher who told me about a parrot that can recite the entire Bible. It >>took >>twenty preachers 12 years to teach him. I had to pledge to contribute >>$100,000 >>a year for twenty years to the church, but it was worth it. Mamma just has >>to >>name the chapter and verse and the parrot will recite it." >

.truth Or Dare.
dare you... to tell me the truth.. Six things you wonder about me 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. Five things you like about me 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. Four things you don't like about me 1. 2 3. 4. Three of my best features 1. 2. 3. Two things you want to do with me 1. 2. Two words that describe me 1. 2. One question for me 1. I dare you to repost this see how many people do this to you Truth Or Dare =) and be honest

Hmmmmmmmmmmm?
REPLY IN A PRIVATE MESSAGE. DONT BE AFRAID. YOU NEVER KNOW WHO WILL REPLY OR WHAT ANSWERS THEY WILL GIVE. LET THE FUN BEGIN........ Your Name: Age: Favorite position: 1. Do you think I'm cute?. 2. Would you have sex with me? 3. lights on or off? 4. Would you have to be drunk? 5.Would you take a shower with me? 6.Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 7.Would you leave after or stay the night? 8.Do you like cuddling afterwards? 9.Condom or skin? 10. Have sex on the first date? 11.Would you kiss me during sex? 12.Do you think I would be good in bed? 13. Would you use me as a booty call? 14.Can I use you as a booty call? 15.Can we take pictures of the act? 16.How long would we have sex? 17.Would you tell your friends about me? 18.Would you want me for a b/f , g/f or friend? 19.Will you post this so I can fill it out for you?

Bloody Funny
What's the definition of the bravest man in the world?? The man who comes home drunk, covered in lipstick and smelling of perfume, then slaps his wife on the backside and says: "You're next, fatty." ------------------------------------------------------------------------ ---------------------------------- Man walks into the bedroom with a sheep under his arm while his wife is lying in bed reading. Man says: "This is the pig I have sex with when you've got a headache." Wife replies: "I think you'll find that is a sheep." Man replies: "I think you'll find I was talking to the sheep" ------------------------------------------------------------------------ ---------------------------------- A man walks into his bedroom and sees his wife packing a suitcase. He asks, "What are you doing?" She answers, "I'm moving to London . I heard prostitutes there get paid £400 for doing what I do for you for free." Later that night, on her way out, the wife walks into the bedroom and se

Yay Or Nay?
i have been seeing my bullitin being reposted so i guess all i can ask is yay or nay on the role playing game lounge if yay give me a week and it will be ready for opening if nay i will not bother to make it up and i will trash the idea Thank You ~ Lost In The Dark~

Why Am I Up This Creek And Where's The Paddle?
I'm in trouble ... the muppets are not making me happy tonight. For full disclosures sakes, allow me to tell you that whenever I have a bad day/time/whatever, I watch the Muppet Christmas Carol. I am currently on my second viewing of the movie and am still not feeling one iota better. This is a problem because it means my mood is about bottom out hardcore. This is a bigger problem because I just started classes this week and I have a class in the afternoon, a meeting on Friday and homework all the way around. This weekend I'm not going to get to sit and sulk it out, I'm going to go with my mother up to see my dad in Detroit. No, they're not divorced he just travels for his work. They're taking me to the Michigan renaissance faire, something I was sort of keen on, but now, the only thing I want to do is just crawl in a hole and pull a rock overtop. Unfortunatley, my normal solution is to go get drunk, but that just isn't possible this time cause I wouldn't be able to dry out be

Online Dating
I don't want to write a mumm, but I do like feedback. Because learning helps me with things, and brings it into focus for me. I am on two dating websites. And like here have met a couple of nice ladies. Some have my number and some I wish did and lived closer. Is it ok, or am I just selling myself out. I am not looking for a booty call. Just friends to start with, dinner or lunch. Something to just meet people. In fact someone messaged me today seeing what I was doing over the weekend. Well, I told them that I was meeting someone, which fell through. But, I am not here for her to take up my time. I want to be friends but I still have my life to lead also. So any feedback I would be very grateful.

As The Song Said, Should I Stay Or Should I Go?
I guess the fun of fubar is wearing thin. I am starting to question whether I should stick around at all. What is the point of "making friends" when really it's just people who want to see others naked so they rate em and fan em.. but never really anything else. WHat is the point of a social site where no one is.. social? I guess I need to decide.

Guys Point Of View
from a guys point of view: We don't care if you talk to other guys. We don't care if you're friends with other guys. But when you're sitting next to us, and some random guy walks into the room and you jump up and tackle him, without even introducing us, yeah, it pisses us off. It doesn't help if you sit there and talk to him for ten minutes without even acknowledging the fact that we're still there. We don't care if a guy calls >OR TEXTS< you, but at 2 in the morning we do get a little concerned. Nothing is that important at 2 a.m. that it can't wait till the morning. Also, when we tell you you're pretty/ beautiful/ gorgeous/ cute/ stunning, we freaking mean it. Don't tell us we're wrong. We'll stop trying to convince you. The sexiest thing about a girl is confidence. Yeah, you can quote me. Don't be mad when we hold the door open. Take Advantage of the mood im in. let us pay for you! dont "feel bad" We enjoy doing it. It's expected. S

Frustration
FRUSTRATION One of the worst emotions You feel helpless Frustrated URGH!!! Too hard to just let it go TRUST I trust too easily Bites me in the ass everytime SILENCE Silence is the most frustrating Silence is part of waiting No matter how much noise on the outside Inside my thoughts it's the silence in the pause between Now & Later WAITING Waiting for someone or something So that later can finally be This anticipation to be fulfilled This limbo to be put to an end MY LIFE IS IN LIMBO

Stop Feeding The Animals
STOP FEEDING THE ANIMALS!!! Look at all our beautiful children we have living here on this earth with us. One thing that makes them so perfect is the innocents of blind faith they walk around with everyday. You can't miss the enormous amount of trust they have with no fear in their hearts at all. It's easy to see. Just look in their eyes and there you will see what was once in all our eyes so long long ago. A world filled with love and endless discoveries. As parents that little bubble that they are in we protect has hard as we can like a bird does over her eggs. Wishing there really was a magical force field we could have protecting it for as long as possible. Sadly enough life's evils finds a way in and takes their pinches at our kids a little at a time with the passing of each day. Then what you have known but prolonged as hard as you could finally comes. You stare across into the eyes of your little world and suddenly your struck with amazement wondering where had the time

Free My Cries...
Free My Cries... whatever it is you're saying you might as well stop. I can't even hear it but I can I feel it. start walking turn your back on me. I’m used to it now everyone does it to me. and I hate the fact that I’m so sensitive. because I put up this front and no one notices the real me. no one knows who EYE am. no one WANTS to know. and I’m getting sick of it! sick of me. because I can't stop the act. it's a reflex. every now and then I can fight it. but there are things that no one knows. things I can't say. things I can't deal with. things that will go with me to my grave. frustrations so deep and so powerful that i no longer know what they are. and I can't cry anymore maybe I’ve cried too many tears. maybe I lost the right at some point during my life. and if that's the case I’m not even sure I know how to fight it. not sure I have enough strength left. there is just TOO much going on in my mi

Crazy E-mails
I must send my thanks to whoever sent me the one about rat poop in the glue on envelopes because I now use a wet towel with every envelope that needs sealing. Also, now I scrub the top of every can I open for the same reason. I no longer have any savings because I gave it to a sick girl (Penny Brown) who is about to die in the hospital for the 1,387,258th time. I no longer have any money at all, but that will change once I receive the $15,000 that Bill Gates/Microsoft and AOL are sending me for participating in their special e-mail program. I no longer worry about my soul because I have 363,214 angels looking out for me, and St. Theresa's novena has granted my every wish. I no longer eat KFC because their chickens are actually horrible mutant freaks with no eyes or feathers. I no longer use cancer-causing deodorants even though I smell like a water buffalo on a hot day. I have learned that my prayers only get answered if I forward an email to seven of my friends

Karma's A Bitch
My buddy of 10 years left his wife 3 weeks before her birthday and the anniversary of their marriage in order to be with his girlfriend! Now I'm close friends to both him and his wife so when the shit hit the fan I took a neutral stsnce..choosing not to be on either side though my heart went out to his wife. My buddy's girlfriend is known for her "loose" morals and I can tell you its not going to last long! But his wife is moving away to Belgium to be next to her baby sister. The reason I'm saying that is my buddy doesnt know that she moving on Friday and she taking their 2 daughters with her. She asked me not to tell him where she's going because she doesnt want him to she her or the kids! My question is this....Would you tell your lying, cheating ass friend about his wife's intentions Or would you honor the wishes of the wife and say nothing!!!!

October = Hottie
Pick your birthday month and read it, then repost with whatever you are... JANUARY = SHYNESS Fun to be with. Loves to try new things. Boy/girls LOVE you. You are very hott. Secretive. Difficult to fathom and to be understood. Quiet unless excited or tensed. Takes pride in oneself. Has reputation. Easily consoled. Honest. Concerned about people's feelings. Tactful. Friendly. Approachable. Emotional temperamental and unpredictable. Moody and easily hurt. Witty and sparkly. spazzy at times.Not revengeful. Forgiving but never forgets. dislikes nonsensical and unnecessary things. Guides others physically and mentally. Sensitive and forms impressions carefully. Caring and loving. Treats others equally. Strong sense of sympathy. Wary and sharp. Judges people through observations. Hardworking. No difficulties in studying. Always broods about the past and the old friends. Waits for friends. Never looks for friends. Not aggressive unless provoked. Loves to be loved. Easily

Meditations
Are there set times and places to meditate? Any prerequisites? How to choose the right method? Here are some tips that you might find helpful. What is the Best Time to Meditate? It is important to understand that "meditation" is simply being aware of what is happening both within and around us. So ultimately, this is just a natural part of everything we do, twenty-four hours a day. Learning the "knack" or "watching" what is going on rather than being immersed in it can take awhile. And meditation methods are designed to help you first learn that knack, and then allow the watcher to become strong enough to become part of your everyday life. So the comments below refer to the methods that can help you with this process. Some methods are designed to be most effective when done at a certain time of the day. For example, Osho Dynamic Meditation is an energy-activating method best first thing in the morning. Similarly, Osho Kundalini is designed for the end of the day, to shake off

Naughty Application
REPLY IN A PRIVATE MESSAGE. DONT BE AFRAID. YOU NEVER KNOW WHO WILL REPLY OR WHAT ANSWERS THEY WILL GIVE. LET THE FUN BEGIN........ Your Name: Age: Favorite position: 1. Do you think I'm cute?. 2. Would you have sex with me? 3. lights on or off? 4. Would you have to be drunk? 5.Would you take a shower with me? 6.Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 7.Would you leave after or stay the night? 8.Do you like cuddling afterwards? 9.Condom or skin? 10. Have sex on the first date? 11.Would you kiss me during sex? 12.Do you think I would be good in bed? 13. Would you use me as a booty call? 14.Can I use you as a booty call? 15.Can we take pictures of the act? 16.How long would we have sex? 17.Would you tell your friends about me? 18.Would you want me for a b/f , g/f or friend? 19.Will you post this so I can fill it out for you? SEE HOW MANY PEOPLE SEND THIS BACK TO YOU!

Not Suffering From Insanity--enjoying It
You scored as InSane and Probably More than just that!, Your fucknig nuts, Go eat a peanut!Biaatch! WOOHOO!InSane and Probably More than just that!83% Criminally Insane.33% Not Even Close...33% Your a sick fuck!33% Are You Crazy or Insane?created with QuizFarm.com

Just Clearin The Air.....
I just wanted to make everyone sure of something, I'm NOT a crazy cat woman........ I swear..... I just love my cat like he's my kid. I've had lots of problems and stuff with pregnancy, and right now I can't have one, so my cat is like my kid. I don't have a million of 'em runnin through my house or nothin, only him. He's just my big fat spoiled ass house cat. I hope that straightens it all out. :D

Just A Lil Bout Me...
1. Are there any previous relationships you wish could have lasted longer? Yes and No........I know that pretty vague....lol 2. Whats the most annoying thing anyone could do? act like a stupid dumb ass....there's alot of those around here too 3. When was the last time you saw the last person you kissed? Sunday 4. What is your first name?: Kris 5. Name a quote from the song your listening to: It's really good to hear your voice say my name, it sounds so sweet...comming from the lips of an angel hearing those words it mkes me week..... 6. How is life going for you right now?: it's aight... 7. What is the 10th text message in your inbox and from who? its a shot of tequilla from marsha 8. What about your 5th? "thank you Kris, I m good. and you? hope you re doing very well." ~ from Ece 9. Who was the last person you texted? Kari 10. What do you think of your siblings?: That they are both WEIRD....just like me 11. What was the reason you last cried?

What Is Odinism
What Is Odinism? In creation there is diversity and in that wondrous and sacred diversity each folk family of the human race, in symbiosis with the ~ Divine creative powers ~ developed and evolved their own unique organic or natural religions. The natural religion for the Indo European peoples (often called Northern European) is what today is called Odinism. Like all true religions Odinism can be viewed as an entire and ‘holistic’ system of ‘being’. As such it is the thread which runs through and links all aspects of being together, for as is taught in Odinism (and many other religions) everything that is, is inter-connected. Odinism is in one aspect the sum of our peoples shared and individual experience and wisdom. It evolves as our folk family evolves. It naturally has an exoteric or mundane aspect and a divine or esoteric aspect. A material and a spiritual, an outer and inner, both for individual and folk unit. It is experienced and intellectual, tangible and intangible. It

Where Is Sleep?
Sleep escapes me tonight, yet again. I have so much on my mind, yet not many people know about some things and it is not yet time to tell. I look in the mirror and see how unattractive I look/feel. No wonder I cannot find a decent man to love me. I can't even bare to love myself. I have so much I want to change about myself, but none of the self-motivation or confidence that I may need. I actually cried over my ex today. It has been almost 4 months since I have done that. Am I regressing in getting over him? Is that possible? When someone breaks my heart, I am depressed for a few days, and then I go about my life like nothing happened, making up reasons to hate the person who did it, even if they are unlogical reasons to do so. It makes it easier to pull myself away from said person. Makes it easier to not love them anymore. Or so I thought. I don't know what I am going to do with my life. I don't know what I am going to do for my daughter. I love my job, and I hope to stay there for a

Alternate Reality Or Spirit World 'you Decide'...
1. The belief that everything and everyone is part of a pattern and thus interconnected. 2. The belief in the existence of an alternate reality, often referred to as the spirit world or dream time by traditional people, or as non ordinary reality by modern mystics. 3. The belief in the ability of some individuals to achieve transcendent states of consciousness and enter the alternate reality for problem solving and healing of self and others; this belief is usually accompanied by a strong desire to personally experience the alternate reality. 4. The belief in the existence of spirit helpers and teachers who reside in the alternate reality. Although most modern mystics tend not to affiliate with organized religion, Jesus of Nazareth is regarded as a spirit teacher of great power, and most profess the belief in some form of supernatural godlike being or consciousness. 5. The belief that everything, both animate and inanimate, is imbued with a personal supernatural essence or

Happy Birthday 2 U!! 8-29-07
Steve this isnt robs anymore =p johnie29 CLUB F.A.R. MEMBER BIG DADDY, "I LIKE YOUR PANTS AROUND YOUR FEET" AngelEyezTN SPECIAL NSFW PICS FOR FAMILY-AUTOMATIC FAMILY ADD FOR BLAST & RATES OR A HAPPY HOUR-FAMI ♥Luv~Li♥...~~2nd Alarm Hottie Member~~ bigdaddy Davey

My Day Haha
i find life a little funny.. if u know me.. u know that i so dont think i look good.. cute i can pass nothing more.. yet the more the word gets out that im single.. the more funnier things are geting for me.. for get this.. i have been asked by all the guys at my local store.. i had one he is not even 18 yet.. he came up to me and said christy can u make me a cake for my b day.. i told him sure u know i will.. when is it.. well then he asked me that when he turns 18 he wanted to know that if i could go out on a date with him that day for his b day.. i started to lmfao.. i still do.. its funny to me.. he is 17 and asking me out.. haha then today.. omg today is so funny. a girl i work with .. i would always joke with her that she needs to find me a man.. well today at work.. she would see these hot men.. i mean there is no way in hell they would want to talk to me like that.. well this one guy came in.. an yes he was hot.. and very tall.. just a good lookin ma.. well i told her im to old

Attractive Test
Would you kiss me? [ ] Yes [ ] No [ ] Maybe [ ] Already Did ***************************** Am I hot? [ ] No! [ ] OK [ ] Fine [ ] Beautiful [ ] Gorgeous! ***************************** Would you hug me? [ ] Yes [ ] No [ ] Already did ***************************** Do you think I'm a virgin? [ ] Yes [ ] No [ ] Don't know ***************************** Name one thing you would like to do to me... [ ]____________ ***************************** I look like.. [ ] A player [ ] One time thing [ ] Next gf or bf [ ] A friend [ ] A friend with benefits [ ] A possibility [ ] Another somebody ***************************** If you saw me for the first time, would you talk to me? [ ] Yes [ ] No [ ] maybe ***************************** Would you rather... [ ] Hook up with me [ ] Cuddle with me [ ] Date me [ ] Friends [ ] Friends with benefits [ ] Have Sex ***************************** On a scale of 1-10 (10 being the highest), rate me.. [ ] 1 [ ]

My Polluted ♥
A virus stronger than anything else has polluted my heart. It was an unexpected plague that I couldn't control. Why would you deliberately infect me with this disease? –This is a rhetorical question- I must say, before you start listing your excuses. This pollution has shrunk my heart and has dried it into a fragment. It's rotting away slowly, as the insects have their way at it. You led me into believing something I had never wanted to believe it, but then you proved me right. I was handing you everything and you didn't let me know that it was just a far a way fantasy. You took it all without a thought about how it might end, but I did. I knew it from the beginning, but I still I stood aside and watched you poison me. I cannot tell you why, I let you damage my untouched heart. I can only say that I was blinded by your toxic kiss. I suppose that I was relying faithfully on my false hope. Yes, there is my answer. I tried everything to get rid of the ache. I tried throwing up m

Beware Of Chicken Sandwiches
A little boy and a little girl attended the same school and became friends. Every day they would sit together to eat their lunch. They discovered that they both brought chicken sandwiches every day! This went on all through the fourth and fifth grades, until one day he noticed that her sandwich wasn't a chicken sandwich. He said, "Hey, how come you're not eating chicken, don't you like it anymore?" She said "I love it but I have to stop eating it." "Why?" he asked. She pointed to her lap and said "Cause I'm starting to grow little feathers down there!" "Let me see" he said. "Okay" and she pulled up her skirt. He looked and said, "That's right. You are! Better not eat any more chicken." He kept eating his chicken sandwiches until one day he brought peanut butter. He said to the little girl, "I have to stop eating chicken sandwiches, I'm starting to get feathers down there too!" She asked if she could look, so he pulled down his p

Kiss
The rules are simple... if you want to kiss the person who posts this, send them a private message saying "Yep, I'd kiss you. SCARED? YOU HAVE TO RE-POST THIS!! And see who replies. There is at least one person on your FUBAR list that wants to kiss you so... Repost this as:Kiss

Tired
Tired Of all the lies Of all the people that say they care Of all the pretenders Tired Of the people that come into my life that say they care only to have them forget about me when someone new comes along Of putting my feeling out there only to have them stomped on. Of being alone Tired Of struggling every day Of not finishing what I start Of not having anything to show for my LIFE Tired Of the selfishness Of trying to compromise Of the fighting Tired OF THIS LIFE THE END!

† Ok People †
ok people i maybe makeing a roleplaying lounge where in you can discus roleplaying games and talk about anything to do with that stuff and once a week we will hold a game if you like that idea hit me up and let me know if i find enough people like it i will make the lounge up

Take On Your Fatigue By Healing Your Soul
If the Tao is whispering to you that you must take on your fatigue by healing your soul, then you have every right to do so, and there is a practice to help you with this: In many traditional systems of healing, such as those employed by the mountain Ninja, it is believed that illness and fatigue of the soul, no matter what personal or specific form it takes, arises because primal relationships with Earth have been broken. Healing comes from reconnecting with the natural world. Healers in Japan still prescribe forest walks and meditative contact with trees (regarded as portals for spirit) as cures for depression, which is believed to arise through soul loss. In Japan, there are many sacred trees, rocks, waterfalls, and other natural shrines and power places to which people bring offerings of sake (rice wine), rice cakes, or flowers so they may spend time in the healing presence of nature. If you let your heart break deeper than it has ever been broken you might find that it h

My Life
MY CURRENT LIFE IN 83 QUESTIONS: 1. Did you just wake up? no 2. Whose car were you in last? mine 3. When is the next time you will kiss someone? prob a while 4. What is your msn messenger? i dont have one. 5. How long is your hair? medium 6. Last thing you drank? cofee 11. Where did you sleep last night? on the couch 13. Are you happy right now? yes 14. What did you say last? ok bye 15. Where is your phone? next to me 16. What was the last museum you went to? fuckin franklin institute 17. What color are your eyes? blue 19. How was your weekend? it was ok 21. Who/what do you hate/dislike currently? my ex 22. What are you listening to? like a boy ciara 23. Are you excited?well i guess 24. What is your favorite store/s? don't laugh walmart 25. What day is it today? wensday 26. What were you doing at midnight last night? waiting patiently 30. Are you left-handed? no 32. What's for dinner tonight? shit if i know ask me closer to the time 33. What is the last alcohol

The Start Date/time
The contest will start tomorrow evening at 7pm central time/8 Eastern/5 Pacific time.8/29/07 There was only one contestant I was unable to contact to notify him of the start time due to the fact his pic I ripped was originally ripped from the guy who made the morph for him. If you know him or are friends with him, have him email me, his screen name is big G. Otherwise, all others who entered can access your contest pictures at 7pm tomorrow evening. Good Luck. I will still take contest entries/contestants through tomorrow if you want to enter, email me the link to the pic you want to enter. It is a comment bombing contest. See previous blog for full details.

If I Call You Friend
If I call you Friend If I call you friend, You will always share a piece of my heart. I will always pride myself, To always be true to you. As much as I need friends, So must you. I will also share a place in your heart, To be there whenever you need me. I may not be there in flesh, But I will always be there in spirit. I will cope with your moods, And try to understand your needs. When you are angry, I will laugh with you. As sadness overwhelms you, We will cry together. If you feel down and kicked, I will pick you up and brush away your doubts. When you think you can't continue, I will remind you that you can. As you become discouraged, I will boost your ego high. At times when you wish to talk, my attention will be all yours. Being a friend I don't take lightly, It's my desire, never a chore. At times when you must mourn

Aggrevated...........
Why do ppl have to act so stupid? They say they care about you but yet there actions show the real things and feelings. they say one thing to your face and then turn around and do something else. They try to tell you who you can talk to and dictate who you can give your phone number out to. I mean come on we are all adults here. Why would anyone care. Some ppl just need to grow up.

Peace Within
The Frog Does Not Drink Up The Pond In Which He Lives. There Can Never Be Peace Between Nations, Until It Is First Known That True Peace Is Within The Souls Of Men. We Will Be Known Forever By The Tracks We Leave.

Friends Are Awesum
Of all the friends I've ever met, You're the one I won't forget. And if I die Before you do I'll go to heaven And wait for you I'll give the angels Back their wings And risk the loss Of everything Just to prove My friendship is true I'm thankful to having Family and Friends like you! OXOXOXOXOOXOXOXOOXOXOXOOXOXOOXOXOXOXOOXOOXOOXOXOX

Goodbye
It's too hard to say goodbye Farewell, see ya later and all the rest are fine But goodbye is for good, and not temporary Because goodbyes last for ever, until we die Goodbye means we will never see each other again Goodbye means that it is truely the end Goodbye hurts so much to say Because goodbye means that we have to part Everything else is easier to say but not goodbyes, they are never okay When we finally have to say goodbye we will miss each other, And we will never be together again except deep in our heart

Daneriously In Love
I love you... I love you, I love you Baby I love you, you are my life My happiest moments weren't complete if you weren't by my side You're my relation and connection to the sun With you next to me, there's no darkness I can't overcome You are my raindrops, I am the seed With you and God who's my sunlight I'm blooming, grown so beautifully Baby I'm so proud, proud to be your girl You make the confusion go all away from this cold and misty world I am in love with you (in love) You set me free I can't do this thing called life without you here with me Cause I'm dangerously in love with you (in love) I'll never leave Just keep loving me the way I love you loving me I am in love with you (in love) You set me free I can't do this thing called life without you here with me Cause I'm dangerously in love with you (in love) I'll never leave Just keep loving me the way I love you loving me And I know you love me, love me for who I am Cause years before I became who

Alone
All alone, with noone to call my own I travel through the world with noone at my side Nobody is there for me to lean on Nobody is there to comfort me in my time of need Yes, there is noone, noone at all, and my heart yearns for someone There is nobody next to me, with miles around me of empty space All I desire is just one person to accompany me in the dreadful place

Pissed Off
So back on the 8th of August my bike was rearended by an idiot at Sturgis that was not paying attention to what the fuck he was doing. It has been over three weeks and trying to get them to pay for it is like pulling teeth. They say that the money will be wired to me tomorrow, but I am not holding my breath. I have a shit load of parts ordered and need to get this thing back together, I have a bike ride for "Bikers for Babies" in two weeks. I am very frustrated.

Tears
I mourn for you I cry a river thinking about you You mean so much to me, and I don't think I could live without you Please say you won't leave me Life will never be the same without you You have always been my idol, my role model, the person I always looked up to With you gone, my life will go down hill I need you to be here with me, be here forever I have known you for so long, and thought I knew you for real Never before have I thought that there was more to you, more that you feel. You always put on a strong face, and fooled everyone who looked at you We all looked at that face but never at the heart behind that mask You blinded us all with your happiness and fooled us into thinking you were content Never did we realize that it was all an act, you are miserable with your heart all bent. All I want is for that fraud to become ever true You happy and never again blue. Can't you see, I care for you and never want you to leave me Maybe

Did You Know
DID YOU KNOW ...that Schrödinger's Cat is currently: not alive? ...that an African giraffe is about to run you the fuck down? ...that Captain Obvious tends to regularly state the obvious? ...that Hebrew is a really fucking hard language to learn? ... that FUBAR doesn't have an article on Moral Responsibility? ...that Romania's primary import is drama? Romanian roommates are the world's greatest natural source of drama, and their output does not diminish over time. Romania is also the world's leading exporter of vampires, gymnasts and sexual fetishisation of old women. ...that the paint thinner ought to hold them until I get back with some fresh kegs?

Crash
My heart frowns My heart sways My heart cries My heart plummets down, down. My heart doesn't know the meaning of happiness. My heart only knows the meaning of pure misery. You may wonder what ails my heart The only answer to that can never be reveled. If anyone knew the pain that surrounds my heart That person may just want to cry, for they would know that the pain is one that can never be healed. The pain is so beyond comprehension The pain is so strong that it will never yield. My heart has become like a plane that has lost all of it's engines The only fate for it to undergo, is to plummet and end in a huge crash Everyone on the flight screams for fear, but their destiny is one that will just end in explosion, no matter the panic they put up. Just like that flight, that's how my heart feels. It screams to be saved, but no savior will save it. Its only destiny is to crash and burn.

Twisted
I am depressed for no reason at all I am depressed for everything in the world Everything and nothing but not something Everything in my life conflicts with one another Everything is in complete chaos My mind spins in every which direction with no where to go at all Nothing is wrong Nothing is bothering me There is no cause for the chaos Everything is complete chaos, and yet nothing is the cause My life is twisted like a pretzel It is twisted into huge knots never to be untied Everything is tangled and nothing twisted it It consists of everything and nothing, but not something

Bottomless Pit
My heart plummets to endless misery. It plummets, down, down, down it goes. It surpasses the place of hell, and keeps on going It heads down a bottomless pit, spinning in every direction with out a clue where to go. Its surrounded by pitch black, darker then the end of day. The darkness and sorrow blankets my heart in misery, and suffocates it beyond control. My heart is now completely empty, and completely lost of soul. The saddest thing of all is there is no one there who will console

Piece Of Paper
why do actions speak clearer than words? is it because they hurt more too. A friendship once was so good, has now been flushed down the drain; and what was it for? what is anything for that can tear a friendship in half? The way our friendship was torn came as easy to you as it is tearing a thin piece of paper. You didn't give any heed to how that action effects me. What you don't realize is when you took our friendship and tore apart , along with the friendship, you also were tearing my heart.

Dallas Ft Worth Area?
ladies, if you are in the DFW area or even if you aren't and don't mind flying (i can get your ticket)and wanna hang, go to dinner, have a drink, see a movie or just get naked with no strings attached...hit me up. i know this is a desperate plea but i don't really care. i work weird hours so its hard to get out and about. but anyway, im fun and obviously have no shame so holla at a brotha lol i love you all babies !!!!

Seeking Sex For A Relationship....
or just a relationship for sex???? Believe it or not there truly is a difference. Many folks seem to be on the internet sites for the casual sex thing...even outside the marriage relationship. I know, I know... there are exceptions for going outside of the marriage relationship and that is fine for those situations. I am not judging anyone for that one way or another so please don't barrage me with your reasons to do so. My thing is though that I want a relationship with someone who truly enjoys sex...and not just an ongoing relationship where life is merely centered around the sex. Apparently, I am not too bad in the sex category (even with all my imperfections) or I wouldn't have men that would want to make a sexual thing a regular event; however, sometimes, I just want to know where are the relationships where a true courtship is held??? The other night, a man, IMs me and states, "Would you like to go to dinner with me." My response included a reply of "It is a littl

Mystery Train
Mystery Train - Bon Jovi There are days when shes a whisper Nights when shes a scream A reason to wake up in the morning To close your eyes and dream Shell curse you like a sailor Shell wound you with her eyes She always makes it better But she wont apologize I know everything about her but dont know her at all Chorus: Shes a ride on a mystery train To a place youve never been before Better hold on tight to that mystery train Youre not in kansas anymore Shes a ride Mystery train She cries because shes happy She sings songs when shes mad Like a stiff drink when you need it Shes good at being bad And long before you knew her you knew she was the one Chorus: Shes a ride on a mystery train To a place youve never been before Better hold on tight to that mystery train Youre not in kansas anymore Shes a ride Mystery train Solo I know everything about her but dont know her at all Chorus: Shes a ride on a mystery train To a place Ive never be

Dennis F Chambless Iv
Not sure if you don't already know but I love my son to death. Here it is I am almost 30 years old and I have this wonderful woman that has given me the boy that I have always wanted and waited so long to get. I never knew what it was like to have something that is so beautiful that I could call mine and will always be mine till the day that I die. If you know me you will know that I have been in a lot of relationships where she already had a child but it wasn't the same. I would never mistreat their child but I knew that he/she wasn't mine. I am sorry I just wanted to write down some of my thoughts. Thanks

Leaving ...
I have come to the conclusion from talking to several people that FUBAR has changed them. I know from my own experience that I have changed, and not for the good. I still have my same beliefs and feelings. But when I log on to FUBAR I become someone else. I wasn't that way until recently. So until I can be me again, I wont be back on. This should make some people happy. Best wishes to everyone. Hope to see ya soon. Cathy

Friends Are Worst Then Enemies
a'right so get this my birthday's on friday. we had it planned that me my mom and our friends would go out to celebrate it. well tine and jamie called to tell me that they can't go cause they have to work. now no one can fuckin go except me and my mom. Friday is the one day in a whole year that i thought my friends could droheir busy schedules and be there for me. they can call off work any other time except for when i need them and its not like i ask them every damn day to do something with me. but yet they ask me and expect me to go to their partys and their kids partys and any of their family member partys and if i say i can't make it then i'm a bitch to them but i've been to pretty much every single damn party they've invited me to. don't get me wrong i love their kids and don't have a prob showing up for any partys but its like hell, when i'm busy i drop everything for them but they can't do the same for me for one day out of a year. this is kinda like my 16th birthday party all o

To Angel's Destroyers
Due to many reasons I am not going to b bombing anymore. I will try and help out here and there but I am not going to commit myself to anything anymore. I have really enjoyed being a part of your family and have really felt welcome by most of you! as in all groups on here there are the exceptions. good luck with everything in the future and there are some of you that I want to know i will help as much as possible in anything you have going on just send me a message! with much love and respect, ~Stephie~

Guns And Such
"Expecting a carjacker or rapist or drug pusher to care that his possession or use of a gun is unlawful is like expecting a terrorist to care that his car bomb is taking up two parking spaces." -Joseph T. Chew Arms are the only true badge of liberty. The possession of arms is the distinction of a free man from a slave. -Andrew Fletcher, 1698 "An armed society is a polite society. Manners are good when one may have to back up his acts with his life." -Robert A. Heinlein, "The 2nd amendment was never intended to allow private citizens to 'keep and bear arms.' If it had, there would have been wording such as 'the right of the People to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed.'" -Ken Konecki, July 27, 1992 (please note the satire the author intended in this quote...J.P.) "Quemadmodum gladius neminem occidit, occidentis telum est." Latin: "A sword never kills anybody; it is a tool in the killer's hand." -Seneca (Seneca the Elder),

If Only........
It may take you two minutes to read this, but if you do not take the time to read this you are one of the people this post is talking about. You stay up for 16 hours He stays up for days on end. _________________________ You take a warm shower to help you wake up. He goes days or weeks without running water. __________________________ You complain of a "headache", and call in sick. He gets shot at as others are hit, and keeps moving forward. __________________________ You put on your anti war/don't support the troops shirt, and go meet up with your friends. He still fights for your right to wear that shirt. __________________________ You make sure you're cell phone is in your pocket. He clutches the cross hanging on his chain next to his dog tags. __________________________ You talk trash about your "buddies" that aren't with you. He knows he may not see some of his buddies again. __________________________ You walk down the beach, staring a

Im Just Me
I'M JUST ME AND THAT'S ALL I CAN BE, NO MORE, NO LESS, NO SECOND GUESS. I LAUGH, I LOVE, I LIVE, I CRY AND SOMETIMES I WISH THAT I WOULD DIE. SOME DAYS I'M FUNNY, OTHER DAYS I'M NOT. SOME DAYS I'M IN OVERDRIVE, AND I CAN'T STOP. YOU MAY NOT LIKE ME BUT THAT'S OKAY, THIS IS ME AND THIS IS HOW I'LL STAY. TAKE THE GOOD WITH THE BAD, SMILE WITH THE SAD, LOVE WHAT I'VE GOT AND REMEMBER WHAT I HAD, ALWYAS FORGIVE AND NEVER FORGET, LEARNED FROM MISTAKES BUT NEVER REGRET. PEOPLE CHANGE, THINGS GO WRONG ... I JUST REMEMBER LIFE GOES ON!!

Ty Aimee For The Reality
Seeing death as the end of life is like seeing the horizon as the end of the ocean. Death is simply a shedding of the physical body like the butterfly shedding it's cocoon It is a transition to a higher state of consciousness where you continue to perceive to understand to laugh and to be able to grow. Words of Wisdom....... As we grow up, we learn that even the one person that wasn't supposed to ever let you down probably will. You will have your heart broken probably more than once and it's harder every time. You'll break hearts too, so remember how it felt when yours was broken. You'll fight with your best friend. You'll blame a new love for things an old one did. You'll cry because time is passing too fast, and you'll eventually lose someone you love. So take too many pictures, laugh too much, and love like you've never been hurt because every sixty seconds you spend upset is a minute of happiness you'll never get back. I like to be just me.

To All The Blazing Bomberz
I know I have not been on fubar almost a week now and I have been checking things out.. Well Later on tomorrow I am going to update all my profiles that I have been doing alot of stuff.. Well I have been getting things for my stash and I am trying to get things put together so I can upload them to the photobucket.. Any how I will bomb my contest and everyonez contest when I get on line tomorrow ok.. I hope this helps everyone out what is going on with me ok.. Have a really good night.. Virgo24

Newest Song Lyrics "these Walls" Needs A Lil Work Though
*CHORUS* i'm tearing down these walls, that used to protect me from you, i'm tearing down these walls, that kept my feelings hidden from you, i'm tearing down these walls, just to let you know that i still care for you, i'm tearing down these walls, just to see you walking away from the love we've made, *BRIDGE* do you see how much i'm missing you, do you see how much i'm crying over you, do you see how much i need to hear those words that made it ok, do you see how much i need you just to have a friend, someone to hold, i've wrapped my whole life around you, i've never felt this way, but your gone and i'm here without you, the fate that i can't escape, this is my disgrace, to let the love just slip away, the darkness seems to invade my every move, because i can't just let you slip through my thoughts, you seem to stick in my mind like glue, so now i'm tellin you, *BRIDGE* do you see how much i'm missing you, do you see how much i'm crying over yo

Just Killing Time!!!!
1. Who was the last person to call you baby? Harry 2. When shopping at the grocery store, do you return your cart? yeah, for some reason I do 3. If you had to kiss the last person you kissed, would you? no question about it!!!!!!! 4. Has someone ever sang a song to you? yep!! 5. Do you play Sudoku? when it's slow at work 6. If abandoned alone in the wilderness would you survive? Yep!! 18. If your house was on fire, what would be the first thing you would save? my dog!! 19. Who was the last person you shared a bed with? Hmmm let's leave it as someone I love, no name but you know who you are!!!! 20. Who do you text the most day to day? hmmm have to say Alonso, Kraig or Mitch depends on the day, LOL 21. Who last said they loved you? no fare!!! my dad, LOL 22. What color are your eyes? Brown 23. How tall are you? 5'8" 25. Do you like your parents? Yep 26. Do you secretly like someone yeah, but it's not really a secret!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Risk
I guess what I'm trying to say is, I don't think you can measure life in terms of years. I think longevity doesn't necessarily have anything to do with happiness. I mean happiness comes from facing challenges and going out on a limb and taking risks. If you're not willing to take a risk for something you really care about, you might as well be dead. Diane Frolov and Andrew Schneider If you don't risk anything you risk even more. Erica Jong Take calculated risks. That is quite different from being rash. George S. Patton (1885 - 1945) Great deeds are usually wrought at great risks. Herodotus (484 BC - 430 BC), The Histories of Herodotus The policy of being too cautious is the greatest risk of all. Jawaharlal Nehru (1889 - 1964) What you risk reveals what you value. Jeanette Winterson Be wary of the man who urges an action in which he himself incurs no risk. Joaquin Setanti There are risks and costs to a program of action. But they are far less tha

Motel Of White Locust
Couple pictures of my room after the little fire. So the walls have been painted and I love it. Here are some pics. Like you even care, but I love the way it turned out. Don't pay any mind to the messy bed. I never make it why should I it's just going to get unmade again. Now I need to get new bedding to match to walls, and new carpet since the fire burnt part of it and my puppy got in the paint and now there are blue paw prints all over my floor.

Wats Wrong With Me?
Well I'm not stick skinny , Or a supermodel or will I ever be. I'm not your next Miss America and all I have to offer you is ME. My beautiful blue eyes my brilliant smile my omg my ghetto butt a cute face and a banging personality. I'm not perfect but who is? So wats wrong with me? And to all the Fubar men readin this I dont have the time nor want for Games. No one night stands or fuck buddies real life serious people. For everyone else kick rocks dueces.

It's My Life..isnt It?
ok, i am getting really pissed at people trying to tell me how i need to live my life, who i need to be with and how! i have been i 4 serious relationships and all of them have ended shitty. i am terrified ( i guess) of getting hurt again. (both physically and emotionally) I start seeing someone and we get along for a while, then i start feeling like they are wanting to make it a serious, permanant relationship and i back off. stop seeing them. am being told that i am acting stupid and childish. but would anyone feel safe committing to someone after 1. you catch your husband with your best friend? 2. your second husband mistreats your daughter? 3. catch your fiance living with another woman. 4. and then get beaten so bad by another man that you cannot even remember who you daughter is when she comes to see you in the hosp? i cant! i havent even let my daughter meet 2 or 3 of the guys i have seen because of my untrusting self. My Mom cannot unde

Real Funny Story.. Muahahahah
This was written by a guy... it's pretty damn smart. Girls -- Have a sense of humor! I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart. FOR EXAMPLE: One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, "I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me." I said, "WHAT??!! What was that?!" So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear... "You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man." She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?" Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep. The very next day I opted to take the day off

The Dark
Standing there in the mist of the shadows, some silent some not. The Prince has found himself in a place, that even he does not know. Yet be that as it may, fear is not in him, for thus far ,he has been the only fear any have ever known. Gazing back and forth, bits of red glisten ,from the corners of his eyes. Through the night, slowly he makes his way along this blackened place, she had led him. The only living soul, he had ever dared to let into his soul-less heart. Find her he must, for he knew after all, there would surely never be such a love like hers in his time again. Why had they dared to take her, and where. What is this blackness, he has found him self in? Yet it matters not ,for in his mind, someone or something would soon feel his wrath, for he is the Prince, and she has his soul-less heart.

Fubar.com
i think that havin a popularity website is a good thing. i think that makin new friends n meetin new ppl is great but i think that ppl need to look out for themselves. if they dont then they can be just as easily hurt as a lil baby. i just thought that i would say a lil somethin bout this new website that i have never heard of til bout 2 mons ago. then im gettin all into this website thin tryna find ppl to add n doin other things that i want just to getta the next level. i just think that this is just another challenge for me to deal with n just do it.

It's Dangerous Business Walking Out Your Front Door
My friend call me today. Blood platelets are not forming right... white cells attacking the 'deformed' blood platelets because they do not recognize them. This is causing him to bleed a lot, wakes up with blood on the pillows he slept on that night, brushing his teeth makes the mess in the sink look as if he just got punched in the mouth and that punch caused teeth to fall out, bloody. (Chemotherapy or having his spleen removed) *equals-----> SOLUTION. Too bad (No Insurance + No Money) does not = solution. So basically one of the sweetest guys EVER can't get better because he can't pay for the necessary treatments.

Pork Tenderloin With Apples
Prep & Cooking Time: 25 min. Yield: 8 servings Serving Size: 3.000 ounce(s) 1 tsp ground cumin 1 tsp freshly ground black pepper 1/2 tsp dried thyme 1/3 cup cider vinegar 1 tsp canola oil 1 pound Granny Smith or Rome apples, unpeeled, cored and thinly sliced 8 pieces (4 ounces each) pork tenderloin, trimmed of fat, butterflied 2 large onions, thinly sliced 1/3 cup water 1 tsp sugar Directions: Trim all visible fat from pork tenderloin. Butterfly pork cuts and pound with meat mallet to half-inch (1-2 cm) thickness. Season pork with dried thyme and a dash of fresh ground pepper. Heat a large skillet coated with oil over high heat and place pork tenderloins to cook for 3 minutes on each side. Transfer meat to an oven safe casserole dish and cover. Place onions in large skillet and saute until tender. Add vinegar, water, sugar, cumin and apples. Cover and bring to a boil, reduce heat to simmer and cook for 5 minutes until almost all the liquid is gone and apples are tend

Wishes
I love phantom of the opera. These words have been on my mind lately. RAOUL No more talk of darkness, Forget these wide-eyed fears. I'm here, nothing can harm you - my words will warm and calm you. Let me be your freedom, let daylight dry -your tears. I'm here, with you, beside you, to guard you and to guide you CHRISTINE Say you love me every waking moment, turn my head with talk of summertime Say you need me with you, now and always promise me that all you say is true - that's all I ask of you RAOUL Let me be your shelter, let me be your light. You're safe: No-one will find you your fears are far behind you CHRISTINE All I want is freedom, a world with no more night and you always beside me to hold me and to hide me RAOUL Then say you'll share with me one love, one lifetime Iet me lead you from your solitude Say you need me with you here, beside you anywhere you go, let me go too Christine, that's all I ask of you CHRISTINE Say you'

Steak Kabobs On The Grill
Prep & Cooking Time: 30 min. Yield: 4 servings Serving Size: 3.000 ounce 1 cup canned pineapple chunks, drained 2 cups fresh, whole mushrooms 2 medium green bell peppers, cut into thick strips 1 pound, uncooked lean beef, cut into tips 3 Tbsp peppercorn dressing 1/2 cup trans-fat free blend margarine Directions: Place margarine in a bowl, set aside 1. Cut beef into tips. Wash and leave mushrooms whole. Cut bell pepper into thick strips 2. Using kabob spears, place in order: pineapple chunk, beef, mushroom, bell pepper and pineapple chunk, then repeat for 1 kabob 3. When all kabobs are ready for the grill, microwave the margarine until melted 4. Brush vegetables with melted margarine to prevent burning. Grill kabobs until meat is not longer showing red 5. Pour peppercorn dressing on kabobs then serve Nutrition Facts Per 3.000 ounce Total Calories: 341 Carbohydrates: 12.20 g Total Fat: 25.73 g Protein: 16.56 g Sat Fat:

Friends
I miss all my friends in MS! My honey is thurr! :( I'm staying with my aunt right now because she's sick and needed some help. No one else would make the move, plus I get to take some college courses in architecture, which I LOVE! Wish me luck!

Our Trip To Charleston
Hello all my friends.We had a great time on our trip,it was a blast.We got into Charleston around 5pm sunday and ending up getting a hotel in Mt. Pleasant where hotels werent $100+ dollars,even though I bet they were nice and all,I didnt want to blow half our money on a hotel, when we got a nice hotel for a decent price.Time we found a good hotel and grabbed a bite to eat it was getting to dark to do alot of sightseeing that night,we did find some nice graveyards though and decided to take pics on monday.Did some sightseeing of downtown charelston though that night.Monday came and I only got like 5hours of sleep but I was to excited to worry about being tired lol.So we left the hotel about 10am and then decided to go check out the Boone Hall Plantation,it was beautiful, got some pictures of that and then grabbed some lunch, also went around to a few graveyards and took some pics there as well.The only thing that was annoying about Charleston that you had to pay for almost every parking

Burger Wrap
Prep & Cooking Time: 20 min. Yield: 4 servings Serving Size: 2.500 ounces 2 Tbsp plus 2 tsp fat free thousand island dressing 8-12 raw scallions, cut both ends, leave stems 4 ready-to-cook, no added salt, corn tortillas 6 oz raw, ground beef, 75 % lean 1/2 cup low sodium, shredded, swiss cheese Directions: 1. Brown ground beef in pan to form crumbles. When done, pour in a strainer and run under water to rinse excess grease. Wipe pan and return ground beef to low heat to keep warmWarm tortillas in microwave (15-30 seconds) or oven (1-3 minutes) 2. Wash scallions and trim both edges, leaving stems. Spread 2 tsp of thousand island dressing on each tortilla, line 2 or 3 scallions going in opposite directions on tortilla, add beef and cheese 3. Roll wrap, use toothpick if necessary to hold closed. Place in warm oven for 2-3 minutes or microwave for 15-30 seconds, until cheese begins to melt Nutrition Facts Per 2.500 ounces Total Calories: 193 Carbohydra

Tears
tears fell from my eyes this morning my love your song playing on my alarm yet you were not here and many things i left unsaid when i get angry i shut down all i feel is hurt and pain every logical approach i take lead me to a wall i could not get over without your help how can i fight ghosts? how can i fight your past? how can i make you believe what i feel is real? that i am real? words said in anger can be very destructive harming not only you and me but us as well so i choose my words carefully as not to offend and hurt the man i love so much but yes i was angry at the situation for we deserve better than that we earned this magic we have found i am not impractical when it comes to love very much a realist who would love to have her head in the clouds but knowing truths of the world and the pain caused by callous words spoken in the past but echoing in the present i have my own confidence issues and some of which has been brought to the surface now i fe

This Just Is Not My Day
I give up! I seriously give up! I have gotten my head chewed off for the millionth time just because I'm concerned over the general level of happiness, or rather unhappiness in the people around me. That's it, I've had it! Consider this fair warning people: I will no longer ask how your day was, I will not give you random hugs or buy you gifts from the fubar gift shop. I will not make any further attempt EVER to start any sort of communication that could be seen as nosy or personal in any way. I realize I come dangerously close to being an optimist, but when you're as twisted as I am, you can even find something funny about cancer. Frankly, when I get told someone I know is sad, I want to know why, I want to help, maybe even fix it. I have said for over ten years, don't complain about something I can fix. I understand that people have their own problems and would generally like to fix them on their own, but christ almighty, in five minutes, I've gone from top of the world to b

Whatever
1. Do you know anybody in prison? no 2. Have you ever deleted a person because of something they said? nope 3. When is the last time you ate peanut butter and jelly?a long time 4. Do you have a desk in your room? In my bedroom? nope 5. Have you ever gotten naked at a party? no can't say i have 6. What kind of car insurance do you have? progressive 7. Are you named after one of your parents or grandparents? no 8. Does your ex significant other still live in the same town as you? no thank god!!! 9. Do you throw up gang signs? what? 10. Have you ever broken a rib? No 11. Would you rather be a girl or a guy? a girl 12. Who is the most spoiled person you know? ummm i have to say me i'm fortunate 13. Would you rather have a million dollars or true love? wtf true love 14. Have you ever had sex in church? fuck no that is just wrong 15. Is your boyfriend/girlfriend a marine? nope 16. Do you watch the Grammy's? no 17. Would you ever work for the police? no 18. Which one

For My "so Called" Family And Friends
I am done. Everytime ANYONE has asked me to do something for them or vote for them I have. Twice in the past 5 days I have asked for you to come in for even 5 min to support my son DJing in the room and ONE person did. Thank you to them. My son was only out here for 2 more days and then I have no idea when I will see him again. I may not even come back to this freaking site anymore at all. I obviously have not made friends here so what is the point. I know this will go ignored or whatever. I don't really care anymore. Thank you all so much for taking time - five freaking minutes to stop by.

Bored
OK, it was my husbands birthday today and I have been gone for most of the day. I have several 11's left. Let me know who wants to level. I will not pay attention to shouts, or mail. Please leave a comment on this blog. First come first serve. I will do my best to get to you. Thanks. MUAH

I Just Want To Say Thank You
I just want to thank each of you for always responding to the blogs and bulletins. I want to thank you for the team work. We cant do it alone as an individual but we can as a team. Thank you for making a difference on this site. i cant thank you all individually but know that i see the ones that are always there and never say no. To all of you that are never choosy on who you help out much respect to each of you. To all of you i will always do my best to help you. Thats it for tonight..Go show some love to your friends or add stuff to yours personally. Have a great night..Sweet dreams to each of you.

Id's
Okay so quite a few people have asked me to make them an ID but I need some information before I can finish them........I need to know a color that you want.....and it can be just about anything, doesn't have to be just primary colors...and verify if you want a light or dark shade. Also I need what you want written under your name, it can be ANYTHING that you want it to be. If you are not sure, feel free to take a peek at the ones I've made, they are in the album titled, "Things Ive made for friends" I primarily make them all with the same heading and footing, if you want anything different feel free to ask. And last but not least, if you want your DOB on it and it's not on your homepage, please let me know otherwise I will put "unknown" PLEASE PLEASE message me so I know how you want it, it's much easier then using the shout box:) Thanks everyone:) Misty

I"m Tired Of People Coming On To My Page And Starting Crap
I"M tired of people coming on to my page and starting crap you know who you are so go ******** yourself for all i care I"M not here for crap or *** or 2 start both alright so if your a type who wants that go look somewhere else

Things I've Learned This Summer.
never trust anyone from MA, especially the males. six flags is lame & so isn't fenway. wear your guts on your sleeve & your heart in a tin box locked up in your glove compartment. the one beer rule at venues is rediculous. coffee is my saviour. staying up until 6 a.m. to go to work at 9 a.m is always worth it in the end, no matter how much of a bitch you are & how tired you may be. people are liars, two-faced, & all around selfish, deal with it, & move on. never try to help anyone at a social distortion concert who has lost their glasses, you end up on the other side of the rail, flip-flopless & in tears. florida is hot & the boys even hotter. ♥. weddings are alright when you don't know anyone, you just need to have a few drinks, losen up & dance the night away. i don't need to go out every thursday, friday, or saturday. bike week is NOT ok when you don't have a front lisence plate. my truck is actually a pretty comfortable place to spend a fe

Thinking But Not Sure
tell me what ya'll think of this idea i am thinking of makeing a lounge for roleplaying gamers to meet and talk about gameing and other stuff that has to do with rpg games what you think about that?

I'm Having Too Much Stress Right Now
AHHHHHHHHHHHH someone help me!! I have been goin through a lot the past couple of days.........weeks... It sucks. My grandpa ( who I am very close to) is fading. He went to the hospital about a month in a half ago and had a pacer inserted into him. Well, he went back to the hospital on Sunday and the pacer wasn't very good. The doctor told my mom (her dad) and I at the hospital that we have to take one day at a time and pray. We have to secure the monehts we have with him. He is only 75. I guess it's time for him to leave. :( I don't want him to, but I have no choice. He had a great life. Him and I did a lot of fun stuff togther. I will NEVER forget how much I love him...

Gum
You know when you buy that pack of gum, chew a few pieces, and lose the pack? That happened to me last week, but I found it! Yes, indeed. I went to San Diego last week and bought some gum at the airport. You know...pop the ears, fresh breath, etc... Well, once I got there I forgot about it for a few days. Eventually, I remembered, but I couldn't find it anywhere. I finally found it tonight. I found it in my dryer! By some miracle, there was no gum on my clothes. However, there is gum all over the drum of the dryer. I know what I can use to clean it, but it will take hours. It might be easier to buy a new dryer! On a positive note, my underwear smells minty fresh. I'm not kidding...

Word Up.
im about to watch SNAKES ON A PLANE. im fuckin stoked. like whoa. i mean...SNAKES. ON A PLANE. word. LOLOLOZ i mean, fuck yeaH! and shit. FUCK. YEAH. WOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOO! and im playin my geetar. even though i suck. but i mean..how cares?! snakes on a plane *gives horns* YEAH MAN!

It's Rude To Pick Your Nose, Yo!
1. Do you know anybody in prison? ummm no!!! 2. Have you ever deleted a person because of something they said? Hell yeah! I have, and STILL do, some fucking perverts on my friends list lol. 3. When is the last time you ate peanut butter and jelly? Wow, it's been awhile. Now I want one. Thanks. Fucker. 4. Do you have a desk in your room? In my bedroom? No, it's in the pc room 5. Have you ever gotten naked at a party? Only if there's a party in my pants. w00t! 6. What kind of car insurance do you have? Mercury 7. Are you named after one of your parents or grandparents? No 8. Does your ex significant other still live in the same town as you? ummm yess:( 9. Do you throw up gang signs? I don't even think I know any gang signs. 10. Have you ever broken a rib? No 11. Would you rather be a girl or a guy? Um, I have multiple orgasms, so I choose a woman! Holla! 12. Who is the most spoiled person you know? Everyone but ME! Someone fucking spoil me already. WTF?

Recent Mumm's
Its funny how you can ask a question and alot of people assume you are doing something wrong, as for my MUMM that I posted my wife is quite aware of what i do on here and after 18 years of marriage. As of today we have been Married since 8-28-1989

Wanna Meet Me?
Well you could if I can get the money for a plane ticket! I SOOOOO bad want to go to Phoenix for Faith's Bday party. I can't afford it as of yet, but I'm working hard to try to make up some money so I can get a ticket. Tickets are 380 from Baltimore right now to Phoenix. I am thinking of maybe running a few auctions on ebanned or something to raise money. Any of you got any ideas? I really want to come out and meet everyone and celebrate Faith's bday. For those of you that don't know what's going on...here's where you can read more... http://www.faith69.com/faithbash.html Members and fans will be able to attend. All info is at bottom of page on the link above. Please help me with ideas b/c I'm really raelly wanting to go! XOXO Aimeelynn Here's more details if you don't want to go to the link and read about it. We will be raising money for the Susan G. Komen Breast Cancer Foundation again this year and will have more info on this soon! Most likely we’ll sell raffle

Meet Me?
Well you could if I can get the money for a plane ticket! I SOOOOO bad want to go to Phoenix for Faith's Bday party. I can't afford it as of yet, but I'm working hard to try to make up some money so I can get a ticket. Tickets are 380 from Baltimore right now to Phoenix. I am thinking of maybe running a few auctions on ebanned or something to raise money. Any of you got any ideas? I really want to come out and meet everyone and celebrate Faith's bday. For those of you that don't know what's going on...here's where you can read more... http://www.faith69.com/faithbash.html Members and fans will be able to attend. All info is at bottom of page on the link above. Please help me with ideas b/c I'm really raelly wanting to go! XOXO Aimeelynn Here's more details if you don't want to go to the link and read about it. We will be raising money for the Susan G. Komen Breast Cancer Foundation again this year and will have more info on this soon! Most likely we’ll sell raffle

Political Correctness
>> Subject: Political correctness >> >> >> >> Due to the climate of political correctness now pervading America, >> Kentuckians, Tennesseans and West Virginians will no longer be >> referred to as "HILLBILLIES." >> >> >> >> >> >> You must now refer to them as >> APPALACHIAN-AMERICANS. >> >> >> >> >> >> And furthermore >> >> >> >> >> >> HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT: >> >> >> >> >> 1 She is not a "BABE" or a "CHICK" - She is a "BREASTED AMERICAN." >> >> >> >> >> >> 2. She is not "EASY" - She is "HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE." >> >> >> >> 3. She is not a "DUMB BLONDE" - She is a"LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF >> THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY." >> >> >> >> 4. She has not "BEEN AROUND" - She is a"PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED >> COMPANION." >> >> >> >> 5 She does not "NAG" you - She becomes "VERBALLY REPETITIVE." >> >> >> >> 6. She is not a "TWO-BI

Relationship.. I Ripped This From Someone On Here It
This shit really hit home for me.. Got this from someone else on here RELATIONSHIPS!!! If a man wants you, nothing can keep him away. If he doesn't want you, nothing can make him stay. Stop making excuses for a man and his behavior. Allow your intuition (or spirit) to save you from heartache. Stop trying to change yourselves for a relationship that's not meant to be. Slower is better. Never live your life for a man before you find what makes you truly happy. If a relationship ends because the man was not treating you as you deserve then heck no, you can't "be friends." A friend wouldn't mistreat a friend. Don't settle. If you feel like he is stringing you along, then he probably is. Don't stay because you think "it will get better." You'll be mad at yourself a year later for staying when things are not better. The only person you can control in a relationship is you. Avoid men who've got a bunch of children by a bunch of different women. He didn't

Before You
Before you, I was nothing, No one, A non-entity, A nothingness; Now, I am Your shape, Your shadow, Your servant, Yourself Recreated In another form, Another set of eyes, Another set of ears, Another set of hands, Another mouth--- I am What you want me to be, Anything and anyone Your kisses, Whispers, Caresses, Stokes, And whims Make me be, Moment by moment Every day: You make me Me.

Why We Want To Fall In Love....
I found this floating around and thought I would share it, There's a lot of truth in it. We all want to fall in love. Why? Because the experience makes us feel completely alive. Where every sense is heightened, every emotion is magnified, our everyday reality is shattered and we are flying into the heavens. It may only last a moment, an hour, an afternoon. But that doesn't diminish its value. Because we are left with memories that we treasure for the rest of our lives.

On Feeling Less Than Whole
On feeling less than whole "He is a God" "He has a huge cock...he's an amazing lover" "He has the most kissable lips in the world" "He is so beautiful" "He is an amazing lover...left me juicy" What does this all matter to me? Why would it matter at all; even a little bit? Why is it that I want to be "he?" I'm feeling second best...maybe not even "second" just not "first." Why do I need to be first? I can be the most devoted...feel like I am the most devoted; but I get in my own way, and I let "feeling less than whole" take away my power..soon I'm less than zero. {pardon the cliche} I want to let go... but I'm afraid -- don't trust I'll be caught. {I have my reasons -- I've been dropped before; it killed me once - literally} Sometimes I yell -- yell at the world -- yell at you. I'm sorry, and its more than just regret. I've taken control of my inner energy; I've gained so much control -- still I'm feeling less than whole.

So Much
I am getting ready to head for bed, and I just wanted to wish everyone a goodnight. Its been a long day, and I am extremely tired..I also wanted to say if I haven't touched base with you I'm sorry...seems like there is so much going on. I love my fubar friends..and say hi..I will get back to you...well..I'm off to bed..Nite All!!

Finally!!!!!!!
Finally I landed the Jack-pot! I finally found a guy who likes me for me. Who treats me like fucking gold, who loves talking to me not texting me. He is not my type and that is why I've been putting him off for so long. Than I had this dinner with my Gays and they were all like hey asshole (me) lets see what your type has gotten and done for you... they then went over the list, and stopped when I was brought to tears of laughter. So I got up the balls called him, got really sick, the whole kidney infection thing and all...and out of shock he shows up with orange juice and tylenol for me. Just to hang out just to talk, just to keep me company. I don't have to wait for the shoe to fall I don't have to worry that he'll just stop calling me one day. because I don't forsee that happening. He is happy with just us, no sex, just talk and looking at me. Hey it doesn't hurt that he considers me out of his league, and constantly tells me this, that I am way to beautiful to be with him.

Wtf??!?
Hmmmm...Where to start? How about what is up with "those people"? Everybody has had some sort of encounter with them. You know who I am talking about, the ones who feel like "Hey I have all day to get to where ever in the hell it is I am going, so I am going to get there in the slowest possible time EVER." I leave my house with plenty of time to spare in most cases, (there are always times when we all leave late for one reason or another) but, for the most part I try to leave with 10-15 minutes to spare. Mostly because I have the honor of living in a community where tractors can honestly cause you to be REALLY late. But thats a whole other rant... I really would like to hear how the rest of you out there in ".com land" have felt about this wonderful group of individuals. Give me a yell and let me know if you agree with me---Should they have to drive ONLY when the rest of the concious world doesnt need the roads or should they just be shaken until their ears bleed?

Philosophical Ramblings And Sage Like Wisdom....
Ok, so I've seen my share of idiotic shit posted on websites. However today someone posted this bulletin on myspace....why it was even re-posted is astonishing, the bigger question is who took the time to write this shit? I mean honestly the whole "a dead clown will appear by your bed and kill you if you don't post this" is now old...so what do these people do like have a contest on who can top each other with chain letters? So anyway here is this bulletin, which I just had to share since I laughed... WHY GUYS CRY: 1. Girls screw them over... 2. They just got hit in the balls... 3. They're about to die... 4. Their heart is broken.. 5. Because they are true men. GIRLS: If you see a guy crying, hug him close and hold him up as he gets over the pain of getting kicked in the nuts. Tell him he's not going to die, and if he's crying over a girl... hug him and kiss him and let him know you won't screw him over and break his heart like the last girl did. Guys just want to know that

Important Info
In 11 days i will be in washington with my baby girl i am so frigging happy that i am finally going to be with her i can not wait i hope all of my friends will wish me luck with my baby as a side note if all of my friends want to contact me on my yahoo messanger please contact me here and i will give you the addy

(hadith) Generosity
Prophet Muhammad (blessings and peace be upon him), was the most generous amongst the people, and he used to be more so in the month of Ramadan when Hadrat Jibrael (a.s.) visited him, and Hadrat Jibrael (a.s.) used to meet him on every night of Ramadan till the end of the month. The Prophet (blessings and peace be upon him), used to recite the Holy Quran to Hadrat Jibrael (a.s.) (in Ramadan), and when Hadrat Jibrael (a.s.) met him, he (blessings and peace be upon him), used to be more generous than a fast wind (which causes rain and welfare). Sahih Al-Bukhari Hadith 3.126 Narrated by Ibn Abbas

Jerry Sienfelds 's Recipe For The Perfect Marriage
Jerry Sienfelds 'S RECIPE FOR THE PERFECT MARRIAGE 1. Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, good food and companionship. She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays. 2. We also sleep in separate beds. Hers is in California and mine is in Texas. 3. I take my wife everywhere..... but she keeps finding her way back. 4. I asked my wife where she wanted to go for our anniversary. "Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!" she said. So I suggested the kitchen. 5. We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops. 6. She has an electric blender, electric toaster and electric bread maker. She said "There are too many gadgets and no place to sit down!" So I bought her an electric chair. 7. My wife told me the car wasn't running well because there was water in the carburetor. I asked where the car was; she told me "In the lake." 8. She got a mud pack and looked great f

Place Rate My Friend
The contest is finally open! It is now a rates only, but you have to leave a comment so I know you rated me! Please click on this pic and help me out!! And, if you can get your friends to rate me and leave a comment that would be really cool! Much love! In order to rate me...you have to rate, fan and add these two people! They are hosting the contest! ~ bbG ~ Have You Seen My Gerbil?@ fubar Stephanie Lynn@ fubar and here is the link to me!

Charlotte And The Natural Bridge
Sunday we ended up going to Charlotte to check out some of the museums and all. We didn't leave the house until almost 3. The museum’s closed at 5 so yeah.. right on schedule. lol. Ended up going to a Craft’s type of museum, walking around a bit, driving by the old Victorian houses and then down by a lake to finish of the evening. All in all it was quite nice. One funny thing, there was a street preacher hanging out on a corner, playing some gospel music over a little load speaker. This nice looking girl walked by and yeep, dude had to check out her ass. I thought that was funny as hell since he was there to convert others yet he’s obviously drawn by the pleasures of the flesh. Silly me, finding such things in a “man of god”. Hahahah. Oh well. Sue me. Drive home went OK, we stopped by the Natural Bridge in VA. That was an awesome sight to see and I highly recommend it to anyone who goes by the area. I’m at my brother’s for the next couple of days, getting to spend time with m

I Am Home But
I need to get some rest. The doctor told me that the stress raised my BP. It was so high. Fubar as cause me so much pain and heart ache. So I need to spend less time on here. And get more rest. I am on some meds to try and lower my BP. But too much stress is not good I love it here and all my friends.

Battle Of The Sexes Contest (help My Freind Out)
The contest is finally open! It is now a rates only, but you have to leave a comment so I know you rated me! Please click on this pic and help me out!! And, if you can get your friends to rate me and leave a comment that would be really cool! Much love! In order to rate me...you have to rate, fan and add these two people! They are hosting the contest! ~ bbG ~ Have You Seen My Gerbil?@ fubar Stephanie Lynn@ fubar and here is the link to me! (repost of original by '~Dragonphyre~ Single Certified GILF of ~~Spitfire Lounge~~' on '2007-08-28 19:25:44')

Does Your Name Fit Ya?
A: Hot N: easy to fall in love with D: can kick your butt R: smile to die for E: has gorgeous eyes A: Hot K: crazy in a good way A: Hot Y: smile to die for E: has gorgeous eyes ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ A: Hot B: Amazing kisser C: good kisser D: can kick your butt E: has gorgeous eyes F: wild and crazy G: very outgoing H: cute I: loves to laugh and smile J: is really sweet K: crazy in a good way L: very good kisser M: makes dating fun N: easy to fall in love with O: has one of the best personalities ever P: popular with all types of people Q: a hypocrite R: smile to die for S: makes people laugh T: is a good person to be with U: Hott V: not judgmental W: very broad minded X: never let people tell you what to do Y: smile to die for Z: can be funny and dumb at times REPOST WITH: "Does your name fit you???"

Spaghetti & Mussels In Tomato Sauce
Prep & Cooking Time: 35 min. Yield: 12 servings Serving Size: 2.000 cup(s) 2 Tbsp Parmesan cheese 1/8 tsp pepper flakes 2 to 3 small strands of saffron 3 Tbsp capers 1 Tbsp olive oil 1/2 cup pitted black and green olives 2 cloves garlic, minced 1 cup chopped onions 1/2 cup tomato, seeded and cubed 1/2 cup white wine 2 pounds mussels, cleaned 1 box (16 ounce) spaghetti or linguine 2 cups tomato sauce, no added salt Directions: In a large pot, cook spaghetti according to package instructions until al dente. In a separate large saucepan heat olive oil over medium heat. Add onions and saute for a few minutes until tender and light brown. Add saffron threads and continue to stir. Add white wine to deglaze while continuing to stir. Simmer and add tomato sauce cooking for a few minutes to let sauce thicken. Add cleaned mussels and stir to blend into sauce. Cook for another few minutes until most of the mussels have opened. Drain pasta and add it to the sauce. Cook for an

Peppered Mahi Mahi
Prep & Cooking Time: 20 min. Yield: 1 servings Serving Size: 3.000 ounces 2 Tbsp fresh basil 2 Tbsp olive oil 1/2 cup raw scallions 1/3 cup raw, sweet red pepper 1/3 cup raw, sweet yellow pepper 4 oz raw fillet of mahi mahi 3 Tbsp balsamic vinegar Directions: 1. Poach fish for 5-10 minutes, set aside 2. Saute red pepper, yellow pepper, scallions, basil and balsamic vinegar in olive oil until ingredients appear "roasted", serve sauteed mixture on top of mahi mahi and serve Nutrition Facts Per 3.000 ounces Total Calories: 423 Carbohydrates: 13.14 g Total Fat: 30.86 g Protein: 24.30 g Sat Fat: 4.28 g Fiber: 2.17 g Cholesterol: 90 mg Sodium: 125 mg Diabetic exchange: Meat: 3.000 Fat: 2.000 Vegetable: 3.000

K This Ihat Is Wrong
The reason i havent been online much is i am runnn a fever of 103 all day.Remember all i love of you my family members oh theebe side iwil be back o help out as much as i canu i have to get better before i can.

Corn Chowder
Prep & Cooking Time: 30 min. Yield: 2 servings Serving Size: 6.000 ounces 1/2 cup whole milk 1 tsp white pepper dash ground sage 1 cup canned cream style corn 1/4 cup diced onions 1/2 cup water 1 tsp white, all-purpose flour Directions: 1. In a medium saucepan, slowly heat milk, mixed with water, onions and spices. Stir for 5 minutes, paying close attention that it does not burn 2. Increase heat to medium-high, add creamed corn and stir frequently for 10-15 minutes 3. Slowly add flour to thicken soup. Use more or less flour depending on preferred consistency Nutrition Facts Per 6.000 ounces Total Calories: 197 Carbohydrates: 35.86 g Total Fat: 4.68 g Protein: 7.14 g Sat Fat: 2.42 g Fiber: 2.69 g Cholesterol: 12 mg Sodium: 421 mg Diabetic exchange: Starch: 1.750 Vegetable: 0.350 Milk: 0.250

Why Parents Drink
A Mother passing by her son's bedroom was astonished to see that his bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then she saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow that was addressed to "Mom" With the worst premonition she opened the envelope with trembling hands and read the letter. Dear Mom,: It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Dad and you. I have been finding real passion with Stacy and she is so nice. But I knew you would not approve of her because of all her piercings, tattoos, tight motorcycle clothes and the fact that she is much older than I am. But it's not only the passion...Mom she's pregnant. Stacy said that we will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more children. Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone.We'll be gr

Ha Ha Ha Haha
well he blocked me before I could call him a fuck boy LMAO......BTW this is the dude that got jealous over Greg ->Lexi&heart...: Im far from a lilgirl ¤¼ÇhãÕtiÇ»...: holla at ya trick ->Lexi&heart...: well whatever makes you feeel better ¤¼ÇhãÕtiÇ»...: lol me grow up lil girl plz ¤¼ÇhãÕtiÇ»...: maybe if u had of talk to me instead of ignorin my calls u would have gotten to kno me ->Lexi&heart...: been there done that, grew up ->Lexi&heart...: nah I know your type, aint nuthin new, sweet talker ¤¼ÇhãÕtiÇ»...: when u jus addmitted u was bullshit ¤¼ÇhãÕtiÇ»...: how tha fuck was i playin when i was tryin to get u here ->Lexi&heart...: man whatever, I knew every thing you said was BS, trust me, I know ur type, I just played with you for a lil bit ¤¼ÇhãÕtiÇ»...: ok wha i bullshit u about ->Lexi&heart...: ur a bullshitter, Im not stupid hun ¤¼ÇhãÕtiÇ»...: ididnt get mad didnt really care ->Lexi&heart...: no, you got mad cos I wouldnt come see you ¤¼ÇhãÕtiÇ»

Something I Think Is Important
Hi everyone1 I was wondering if you all could help me with something. I see a lot of military guys on here ( which in essence is no problem). What is a problem is that they are showing themselves not just in uniform, but with their name and rank clearly visible to everyone on here. I know that the overwhelming majority of you are wonderful, freedom loving folks., and I love serving my country knowing I'm protecting such a great group. What these guys are forgetting is that there could easily be enemies on here as well as friends. It's a public site and we don't always know who's watching. I don't think I'm being paranoid either. Terroist groups will go to great lengths to achieve their goals. And there's no sense in making their mission any easier by providing them even the smallest bit of information. So please, if you see a soldier's pic showing things like his name and rank could you suggest that he might want to cover that stuff up. It's for his sake, his family's sake, and for the

Spinach Pasta Primavera
Prep & Cooking Time: 45 min. Yield: 1 servings Serving Size: 8.000 oz 2 tsp romano cheese 1 Tbsp fresh basil 1/4 cup chopped asparagus spears 2-1/2 oz frozen peas and carrots 1/4 cup raw, yellow squash 1/4 cup raw zucchini 1/4 cup sun-dried tomatoes 1/2 cup cooked spinach egg noodles 2-2/3 oz fat free vegetable broth 1 tsp butter light, salted 2 oz fat free ricotta cheese Directions: Cook spinach egg noodles and set aside 1. Heat a pot of water to boiling 2. In a blender, combine ricotta cheese, vegetable broth and butter, mix until pureed 3. Pour in a large soup pan and set on low heat just to keep mixture warm 4. If water is boiling, add asparagus, zucchini, squash and peas and carrots 5. Cook vegetables for 2-3 minutes, drain, then pour vegetables in pan with puree mixture 6. Add cooked pasta, sun dried tomatoes, basil and romano cheese. Ready to serve Nutrition Facts Per 8.000 oz Total Calories: 282 Carbohydrates: 40.11

Final Inspection
THE FINAL INSPECTION The Marine stood and faced God, Which must always come to pass. He hoped his shoes were shining, Just as brightly as his brass. 'Step forward now, Marine, How shall I deal with you? Have you always turned the other cheek? To My Church have you been true?' The soldier squared his shoulders and said, 'No, Lord, I guess I ain't. Because those of us who carry guns, Can't always be a saint. I've had to work most Sundays, And at times my talk was tough. And sometimes I've been violent, Because the world is awfully rough. But, I never took a penny, That wasn't mine to keep... Though I worked a lot of overtime, When the bills got just too steep. And I never passed a cry for help, Though at times I shook with fear. And sometimes, God, forgive me, I've wept unmanly tears. I know I don't deserve a place, Among the people here. They never wanted me around, Except to calm their fears If you've a place for me here, Lord, It needn't be so grand.

Sad
im sad no body wants to talk to me i don't know why i didn't do anything wrong my shoutbox is open and still nobody wantsto talk im on yahoo you can add me but never mind you guys don't care good night im thinking of deleting my account

The Weed
so i finally kicked the weed out. after he came home climb into my bed and told me he was married but wants to still live with me for two more weeks. He told me his wife was a better person then i will ever be after letting him move into my home with no job or prospects and taking care of him for months. I told him i willn not allow him to use me anymore and he said he never used me. im sorry but any man who moves in with a single mother pays no rent and expects her to pay his way is a user. after he left and i started packing his shit my friends and family those who could get there were all there because they know that me being the person i am would have let him stay those two weeks because he told me he had no place to go. sad isn't that id fall for something like that and did over and over again from this man alone. he had the nerve to tell me im being over dramatic and a bitch but i don't touch married me the ones who are married and look for women to be with while they are marrie

- Life Survey -
Buried at PhotoCasket.com L A S T 1. Friend you saw: tina at work 2. Talked to on the phone: .... tina from work I think 3. Text: kala 4. IMed: lol kala T O D A Y 1. Wearing: tshirt jeans 2. Better than yesterday? .... not really T O M O R R O W 1. Is: wed 2. Got any plans:work 3. Dislikes about tomorrow: .....long day of work F A V OR I T E 1. Number: 3..or 7 2. Color: Black I do have my reasons 3. Season: summer!! C U R R E N T L Y 1. Missing someone: yes I am .... : *( 2. Mood: tired out cuz of work 3. Wanting: something that I'll never have.... sum ppl who know me know what it is Q U E S T I O N S / A N S W E R S Q: first thing you did this morning? A: showered Q: Do you have anything bothering you? A: yes I do LIFE Q: What's annoying you right now? A: Life Q: Do you support long distance relationships? A: sure Q: Is there a person who is on your mind right now? A: yes Q: Do you think that that person is thinki

Da Ex
ok my delima is my ex keeps on reminising on the past and keeps trying to flurt and saying how he still has feelings....Sheesh I left his sorry ass for a very good reason and being friends doesnt seem to be working...Im being polite and telling him hes over stepping my bounderies and its making me uncomfortable,but man he just dont get it, its been over and done with for 7 years, what does he think I am his personal doormat...just because he and I have 3 children together doesnt mean I have to keep in touch with him or contact him to let him know how the kids are, hell no he lost that right the day he decided to become violent...blllahhh just talking to him and thinking of him makes me sick..all the drama and violence he put me through and subjected our children through, Nope no more am I going to allow that bs in my life....Im so exhausted with dealing with idiotic men( no offence to all men)..I dont know what to do with him other then imagine clubbin him over the head lol...ex's can

Volume Xxxii - Truck Trouble
Just thought I'd let you know on a somewhat humorous incident that happened to me this past Saturday, 25th August. My truck...a beautiful 1998 Mazda B3000 4x4 truck, was running rough, possibly due to bad fuel...but possibly due to something else. So I thought a good option would be to replace the spark plugs and spark plug wires. (Changed the oil at the same time.) I did so, and in a somewhat decent time frame. That afternoon, after working a little more at the shop, I attempted to drive to Conyers, wanting to buy new strings for my wicked sick guitar. Westbound on I-20. BOOM! ..........tick tick tick tick tick...... I immediately pulled over. Shut the truck off. Opened the hood. One of the spark plugs, apparently not tightened enough, went BOOM out of the socket. I was about 4 miles from an auto parts store, and had no tools to make any repairs. So, last option, call a tow truck. My thanks to B&H Wreckers for taking the truck, and me, back to Newton County. $70 tha

If You Really Want To Make It...
If you really want to make it, then you have to start from scratch, ignoring little grievances that petty people hatch. You have to keep your temper, if you want to get ahead, how many times we've spoken words we never should have said. If you really want to make it, you must proceed with care, stumbling not along the paths where angels never dare. Keeping faith with precepts, far wiser than your own, building something lasting, though your name is never known. If you really want to make it, you'll have to learn to be as forgiving and as patient, as the Lord has been with thee. There is no man among us, so perfect he can claim immunity from error, and innocence from blame. You'll get no special privileges, whatever your degree, without a credit in the course of basic charity. However great your fortune, you cannot buy one day... So live your life remembering ...You are not here to stay!

Colonoscopy
Colonoscopy ? All the organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who was the one in charge. "I should be in charge," said the brain , "Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen." ? "I should be in charge," said the blood , "Because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away." "I should be in charge," said the stomach," Because I process food and give all of you energy." "I should be in charge," said the legs , "because I carry the body wherever it needs to go." "I should be in charge," said the eyes, "Because I allow the body to see where it goes." "I should be in charge," said the rectum, "Because I'm responsible for waste removal." All the other body parts laughed at the rectum And insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight. Within a few days, the brain had a terrible headache, the stomach was bloated

Favorite Drink
Since this place is supposedly an "online bar," I thought I would do a blog about drinks. Mind you, I do not drink often. Well, not heavily anyway. I never drink just to get drunk. I drink, because when I am in the mood to drink, I just love the taste of alcohol. Now, with that being said, here's the purpose of this blog.............. Me being a pure Country Girl, my favorite drink is a nice hot shot (or 10 or 12 or 20) of Jack Daniels, with my second choice being a good cold Budweiser. However, occasionally, I'm all ladylike and do the mixed drink thing. While on my cruises, I discovered the most perfect drink in the world. It's called "Kiss on the Lips." Oh damn is it delicious!!!!!! So anyway, I'm gonna share the recipe with you all. And what I'm asking from you, is to tell me your favorite drink(s). If it happens to be a mixed drink, add the recipe so that those of that would like to try it, can do so. *****************Kiss on the Lips**************** 1 - 1 1

Hit It Hard .................................please Repost
To all my friends and the comments bombers............... My friend need help to become a Godfather there is 2 happy hours tonight and he have a little over 500,000 to go :P:P:P So please people come on,help out and show this great person some love:):):) have a marvelous evening and better hump day hugs and kisses WildCat .:Coolest Guy Ever™ (FUBARS FINEST™):.@ fubar

Placing Blame Rant
Why is it when a person can't be in a relationship they automatically blame the opposite sex? This question keeps hounding me everytime I see another mumm asking "where are all the decent men/women?" Why do I get the crappy ones? Wah wah wah... Well damn... Be a little more discriminating when you choose the first time around. In my eyes when something goes wrong in your relationship, step back and examine what it is that went wrong. Chances are- you had something to do with it as well. Step up to the plate and take responsibility for your own actions. Say, "I'm sorry too." "What can I do on my end to fix the problem?" "Let's work together." Am I the only female in fubar land- hell internet land wait- in the real world, that doesn't blame the entire male population for all my problems? I'm not better than anyone else. I want to be with someone. I just want someone who has the power of his convictions and will be my PARTNER. Oh- and maybe someone who can tie his own sho

Bathtub Test
Subject: The Bathtub Test >> >> >> The Bathtub Test >> >> >> It doesn't hurt to take a hard look at yourself from time to time, and >> this should help get you started. During a visit to the mental asylum, a >> visitor asked the Director what the criterion was which defined whether >> or not a patient should be institutionalized. >> >> >> >> "Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a >> teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to >> empty the bathtub." >> >> >> >> "Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would use the >> bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup." >> >> >> >> "No." said the Director, "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you >> want a bed near the window?" >> >> >> >> DID YOU PASS THIS TEST, OR DO YOU WANT THE BED NEXT TO MINE? >>

Proverbs
A first grade school teacher in Virginia had > twenty-five students in her class. She presented > each child in her classroom the first half of a well > known proverb and asked them to come up with the > remainder of the proverb. > > It's hard to believe these were actually done > by first graders. Their insight may surprise you. > While reading, keep in mind that these are first > graders, 6-year-olds, because the last one is a > classic! > > 1. Don't change horses...........................until they stop running. > > 2. Strike while the.................................bug is close. > > 3. It's always darkest before...................Daylight Saving Time. > > 4. Never underestimate the power of ......termites. > > 5. You can lead a horse to water but ..... how? > > 6. Don't bite the hand that ......................looks dirty. > > 7. No news is........................................impossible. > > 8. A miss is as good as a .................... Mr. >

If We Had Sex
2. Would you grab my head? 3. Would you whisper in my ear? 4. Would you talk dirty to me? 5. Would you kiss me with a little tongue or a lot of tongue? 6. Would you say my name? 7. Would you go down on me? 8. Would you let me give you a hickie? 9. How many rounds would we go? 10. What would you wanna do afterwards? 11. Would you take off all ur clothes then take mine off slowly? 12. Would you lick and bite me all over? 13. Would you like 2 play or get straight to the point? 14. Would you want me to take my time? 15. Would u fall asleep with me when we were done? 16. Would u want me to go fast or slow? 17. Where would u wanna "do it" at? 18 Would u be loud or quiet? 19. Would you mind if i liked you? 20. Would you do it 2day? 21. Would you do it 2morrow? 22. Are you going to re-post these so I can answer them for you? SEND ME YA ANSWERS!! Then repost as "If we had sex" [ POST REPLY ] BOARD CENTER VIEW B

Signs
Sign over a Gynecologist's Office: "Dr. Jones, at your cervix." ************************** In a Podiatrist's office: "Time wounds all heels." ************************** On a Septic Tank Truck: Yesterday's Meals on Wheels ************************** At a Proctologist's door: "To expedite your visit please back in." ************************** On a Plumber's truck: "We repair what your husband fixed." ************************** On another Plumber's truck: "Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.." ************************** On a Church's Billboard: "7 days without God makes one weak." ************************** At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee : "Invite us to your next blowout." ************************** At a Towing company: "We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows." ************************** On an Electrician's truck: "Let us remove your shorts." ************************** In a Nonsmoking Area: "If we see smoke, we will a

Colonoscopies
THE LAST ONE IS THE BEST Colonoscopies are no joke, but these comments during the exam were quite humorous ..... A physician claimed that the following are actual Comments made by his patients (predominately male) while he was performing their colonoscopies 1. "Take it easy, Doc. You're boldly going where no man has gone Before. 2. "Find Amelia Earhart yet?" 3. "Can you hear me NOW?" 4. "Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?" 5. "You know, in Arkansas, we're now legally married." 6. "Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?" 7. "You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out..." 8. "Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!" 9. "If your hand doesn't fit, you must quit! 10. "Hey Doc, let me know if you find my dignity." 11. "You used to be an executive at Enron, didn't you?" 12. "God, now I know why I am not gay." And the best one of all.. 13. "Could you write a note for my wife saying that my head is not up

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So Lets See...Erm Well All I Gotta Say To One Person And He Knows Who He Is After He Reads This...I'ma Miss Ya, Will Always Love Ya, But I Gotta Say Goodbye...In Some Ways.. I Have Finally Gotta My Life Slowly Goin In The Direction I Want. Well Mostly Because I Have The Love Of My Life Now. I Wanna Be With Him Forever And We Plan To Be. Hopefully After I Graduate And Get Things Settled We Can Move In Together :D hehe. Erm. I LOVE YOU!! Haha. Umm I Found My Long Lost Older Sister That Was Taken From My Dad When She Was A Baby And Given Another Guys Name. She Has A 8month Old Son, Named Duante, And Is 5months Preggy With A Baby Gurl. Named Kaiya Arihona Nichole. And Well THAT MAKES ME A AUNT! I'm So Happy. We're Goin To Maine To See Them This Weekend. Erm I Started Classes Again Last Night And Im Workin My Butt Off And Spendin As Much Time As I Can With My Baby. haha I LOVE YOU so Much!

Headaches
Headaches A woman comes home and tells her husband, "Remember those headaches I've been having all these years? Well, they're gone." "No more headaches?" the husband asks, "What happened?" His wife replies, "Margie referred me to a hypnotist & he told me to stand in front of a mirror, stare at myself and repeat, â€œI do not have a headacheâ€ â€œI do not have a headacheâ€ â€œI do not have a headacheâ€ Well, it worked! The headaches are all gone." â€œWell, that is wonderful" proclaims the husband. His wife then says, "You know, you haven't been exactly a ball of fire in the bedroom these last few years, why don't you go see the hypnotist and see if he can do anything for that?" Reluctantly, the husband agrees to try it. Following his appointment, the husband comes home, rips off his clothes, picks up his wife and carries her into the bedroom. He puts her on the bed and says, "Don't move, I'll be right back." He goes into the bathroom and come

How Time Flies
how time flies youve been gone so long how i feel now just feels so wrong i miss you so and cant let go to just stop crying and just say no we sit and sort thru all your stuff the pictures and image oh so rough you knew yud leave us and couldnt stay you should have taken it all away instead we sit and sort it all our entire life about to fall each time i close my eyes i see the image of what yu couldnt be im coming home to be with chris im coming home your day i couldnt miss not to cry or she d a tear but to finally let go of all i fear i was so sad yu died alone but all of us yu didnt phone the choice was yours to sit and cry the choice was yours you chose to die as ironic as all of this is to me your death caused me to finally see the value in truth and family the strength thats hidden deep within me you took your life a choice yu had the pain that stopped for that iam glad you hurt alot of p

Sorry I Should Have Read This Frist!!!!!!
Daily Horoscope: Aries For August 28,2007 Things could get pretty frustrating between you and someone close, so be careful not to unleash any more hostility than you really mean to! It's a good time to practice patience and let others lead the way. Funny how these things can be right everynow and again..

August 28, 2007
Motion City Soundtrack- Broken Heart I'll start this broken heart I'll fix it up so it will work again Better than before Then I'll star in a mystery A tragic tale of all that's yet to come Fingers crossed there will be love But I get carried away With every day and every fantasy The deeper the wound The harder I'll swoon And wish that that was me So much to say But no words to convey The loneliness building with each passing day But I'm getting used to it You'll have to get used to it I'll devise the best disguise A brand new look and take them by surprise They'll never guess what's not inside I'll express myself with ease With confidence and character complete With fingers crossed they'll talk to me But I get carried away With every page in every magazine The cheaper the thrill The deeper I fill my head with blasphemy So much to say But no words to convey The loneliness building with each passing day But I'm getting used to it You have

Birthday Wishes
hey hey hey gang just wanted to thank all my friends on fubar that wished me a happy birthday and sent me gifts......... thank you gang Keep Rockin p.s. I am now on top of that big roller coaster looking down, just waiting for the ride to take me down that big ole hillllllllllll.

Like
When your gone I feel so alone like this house aint a home like a kid that aint grown like a motherless child like a kid with no future like a man with no worries who's like why bother like one who fallen from grace killing himself before dishonor like a girl being lied to that's coming of age like reading a book that's missing the last page I miss you like Ray missed his eye sight but he learned to live without it still enjoying lives beauty

Pictures On Here
I have done a mumm about this and got some great replies , Thanks to all that answered in a mature manner . When I joined I posted some pics ...... non I felt were offensive . None were changed to NSW until tonite , apparently I am offending others in my manner of posting pics. TBH its now beginning to get a little annoying so have decided to not post any further photos til the 'child like games " stop

What Is This
Is this feeling I'm feeling called love or am I in lust I'm laying here with all types of thoughts going through my head trying to decipher this situation Cause when the morning comes e need to know where we're going Taking this to the next level may be the best thing to happen to us if that's what we want If we're wrong damaging a friendship learning to hate one another So what comes next If I say yes I'm letting go and we both been down this road Always ending with the same outcome What makes you different from the rest as you ask me the same I can say separate me from the rest because I'm not him As you say put me in a different category cause I'm not them Putting down my guard because I'm comfortable giving you my all You share your world letting me in and I'm exploring all of you On this journey called love The sex is like honey coated molasses slow and sweet Tasting the nectar from your cup of life savoring it on my tongue Your humming around the fountain of love

How Sad
I think it absolutely sucks when friendships are ruined because of someone else's jealousy and some people just can't stand to see two friends be happy with each other. What sucks even more is that the battle becomes so bad that the 2 friends are so disgusted with the fighting that they both walk away never knowing how much the other person cares and is sorry. Sorry for babbling but I had to get this off my chest. How I hate stupid jealous people. Grrrr they make my blood boil. Get more at candycomments.com

My Photo Album--military Tribute!!
I am a USAF vet but I still support my bros in arms. Past present and future. Please check out my new photo album- military days and let me know which of those are your favorite. Feel free to to let me know if there are any special interest you may like to see. I aim to please wink wink

The Greatest People I Know...
Danielle, my best friend, who will never ever realize what a gift she has given me. She was a mean bitch, but she is the one who has been there for me, my voice of reason, and without her, I would be lost. Ms. Rose, My other best friend, my inspiration, my motivation, without her in my life I would be lonely. Victoria, for being there when no one else was, heling me up when I had fallen. LaDawn, for understanding and helping me thru the hardest heartbreak of my life, for being the mirror of my soul, and never having to speak a word for me to already know. My father, for being proud of me when no one else was, for loving me when no one else did, for critisizing me when I needed and listening when I had no one to hear my voice. I love you daddy. Josh, the man that has taught me that men are not all assholes, that there are really great guys out there, and that men and women can be friends and talk about ANYTHING and not have to worry about sex. and to NATE... the newest of the grea

Internet And Soldiers
I have been on the Fu since late May or so. I have made many sweet friends, cool friends and some that will be there as I depart from this life. One thing that burns me up and fucking pisses me off is a woman that sits her ass on the computer all day long tells everyone that she loves a soldier and has never laid eyes on him in person or met him. I have been in this Army 21 years and been away, been shot at, been IEDed, been motared and been in great emotional stress. NO WOMAN should say that she loves a soldier or a other member of the Armed Serives unless she has been there and seen the pain and the stress and physically been around the person day in and day out for a period of time. SO you women that are living off the system and telling these lonely soldiers what they want to hear so you can benefit need to quit and re evaluate their situation and fend for themselves. YOU cannot truly love someone unless you spend real life quality time with them. I could start busting out names o

A Rant
Ok so many have asked so dammit I'm gonna get it all the fuck off my chest right fucking here and right fucking now. I hate Washington I've hated shit ever since I've fucking left arizona. FUCKING MORMONS CAN'T FUCKING DRIVE they can't I fucking swear it..bunch of peligimist fucktards that they are should be more worried about how to navigate I-15's fucking rush hour than how to navigate into wife number 82's sloppy fucking cunt. My car is a fucking retard ass huge piece of fucking shit, goddamn worthless hunk of steel on four fucking wheels that it fucking is. Things have gone fucking wrong ever since I left AZ and I have sinced learned that the people in AZ's DMV are a bunch of misinformed cock juggling thundercunts who should know about the information they're supposed to fucking distribute. So I say fuck em, the whole lot of worthless asses maybe the fucking mormons should deal with them. This state fucking sucks some how I'm OVERQUALIFIED for McDonald's.. how in the fuckin

It's My Fault.
I just found out about an hour ago that all that's happened to my wife was my fault. Months ago, she had told me to call the wound care center to make an appointment for a follow up check up but I had brushed it of time and again. I don't know why I didn't do it but now its too late, the damage has already been done and they have to open her up again and clean out the infection. I am feeling very remorseful as I write this as i realised that there is a possibility that she might not make it. The last time we did this, there were so many complications, she died twice and was revived and there were so many infections that kept ailing her and oh god, what have I done? I have put the woman I love and cared for back into the painful nightmare that she barely escaped from. I may have just cost her her life and I don't know what I'll do if she doesn't make it. She was doing so good, she was starting to walk again and getting her strength back with all the physical therapy that she was receivi

Protection Prayer
I call upon thee Goddess of the Moon For your protection and help Today, tonight and forever more. I place myself in your protection And hope for all to be right To forever follow the white way The one you hold with all your might Guide me now to protect myself And help all those in need Keep me safe and warm Until in death I sleep

Summer - A Beautiful Old Poem
Thanks leapfroget for sending this beautiful summer poem. I thought I would post it and hope it makes all ya alls day. It did me, and it's very well written. " SUMMER " a poem by Abigail Elizabeth McIntyre SHIT!It's Hot !

Please Help Out!
MY FIRST CONTEST PLEASE HELP OUT! Hey Peeps! The Contest has started!!!!!!! Must have 2500 comments to qualify for prizes! The contest will run for 2 weeks, ending on September 6th, at 7 PM MST. You are allowed to comment bomb all you like, have your friends comment bomb too! 1st Place: I Month VIP 2nd Place: 7 Day Blast 3rd Place: 3 Day Blast ~~}»»P£P®M¥ÑT««{~~@ fubar

This Is No Way To Speak To Me!!!
Now REMEMBER to read from bottom of chat up! the_outdoo...: love to masturbate to u ->the_outdoo...: nope, none of those either the_outdoo...: any clevage shots ->the_outdoo...: nope, sure don't the_outdoo...: do u got bikini pic's of u sexy ->the_outdoo...: can't say that I'm horny, just very tired the_outdoo...: tired too,but little horny now ->the_outdoo...: very tired, but well, How are you doing? the_outdoo...: how u doing tonight sexy ->the_outdoo...: hello the_outdoo...: hi This is no way to talk to me! Especially if it is the first time we have ever spoken and I have no freaking clue who you are! This WILL GET YOU BLOCKED AS IT DID HIM!!! IF HE WOULD HAVE BOTHERED TO READ MY PROFILE HE WOULD HAVE KNOWN THAT I DON'T PUT UP WITH CRAP LIKE THIS!!! Aparently his mother never taught him how to speak to a woman! DUMBA$$!!! People like this jackoff is the reason all my pics went away the first time! Now because of him and people reporting pics NSFW

You In Or Out?
ok its time to find out who is and who isnt my friend. i came back for a select few friends and added a few more, now it is time to either save or delete, everyone on my friends list has 1 week to show up in my shoutbox or be deleted. anyway have fun lol.

Please Help Me !!!!!!
A friends band is up for Milwaukee area Rock Band of the year! Click on the link below and vote for Renderd! Then send me a message and I'll send you a gift and show you much love!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Prayer Of Becoming
May clarity grow within Me Open my eyes to life's many Wonders May I feel the pulse of all creation within Me Open my spirit to Awareness Fill my heart with Understanding May my life be of service to Earth and the Goddess Open my ears to the needs of those around Me Make my hands strong & gentle in Your Service May I remember always, the Goddess works through Me So mote it be!

The Dream Of An Incomplete Heart
Did you even think of me while I missed you Your words said long ago echo through my ears The vision of you picture haunts me Your beautiful eyes, warm and loving Looking at me through the miles My heart melts while I look at you My body tingles at the thought of you Feelings dead for too many years Come to life when I hear your name I dream of you Desire you Look forward to loving you But time will tell I will never give up My heart tells me It has been but half a heart Needing you to be complete I am yours I have been yours through a thousand lifetimes I will be yours for a million lifetimes to come

Please Read
Hi Everyone, I am making a list and if you do any of the actions below you will be permanently blocked from my list: 1) Please do not leave comments of people having sex as a comment to my picture. 2) Do not think of me as a sex object nor ask me for more risque pictures without even knowing me if I wanted to share more with you they would be in my NSFW folder in the first place. 3) Do not get on my case that we hardly talk it is very hard for me to keep up with over 6000 friends so before you come up with ohh she doesnt want to talk to me please ask me first. 4) I do not have a cam and if I did no I do not want to have cam fun. So do not inquire about it. I also do not want to see you on cam getting off either sorry it does nothing for me. That is all I can think of for now... I do not mean to be a bitch I am just saying how I feel. Hugs & Kisses to my friends and fans!

Prayer For Strength
Goddess Mother help me to be patient and strong to see what is truly important to act without selfishness or fear Goddess Mother help me to trust your wisdom to resist the coward's way to walk in faith and compassion to be truly human in spirit and heart

Blast!
if i could get 15 of my wonder friends to help me out with winning a blast all you have to do is come into Extreme X lounge and subscribe to it and let it be know in the room that you were sent by me i can win....PLEASE BE SO KIND TO HELP ME OUT!!

This One If For The Military And Beyond... This Guy Needs 8.2k To Level
Take two: This one's for the Army.. And Beyond... :-) Only 8.2K needed and he is leveled... Please come help out my Military friend. He has been stuck at his level for ahwile and would really like to move upwards... here is his profile link: midnightblue898@ fubar Listen to the Ghost Rider This leveling pimpout brought to you by: ~/~ Sassy ~/~ Founder of The Lancasters Bartender Fusion Radio@ fubar ........¶¶¶¶¶¶............¶¶¶¶¶¶ ....¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶....¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶ ..¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶........¶¶¶¶¶¶ ¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶........¶¶¶¶¶¶ ¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶....¶¶¶¶¶¶¶ ¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶ ..¶¶¶¶¶¶¶ . ¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶ ....¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶ ......¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶ .........¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶ ...........¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶

Fucking Tired
im so fucking tired of sitting here dealing with all my problems plus now i'm dealing with my ex husbands debt too. meanwhile he hasn't paid any child support STILL, hasn't contacted his children, turned my power off, turned my cell off using my personal information and i'm going broke and about to lose everything and the only thing he has to worry about is how to please his fu groupies and what song hes gonna play next in his dumb ass lounge! fucking tired of his shit!

A Prayer Of Oneness
I release my isolation to the Stars Breathing in the Energy that connects all things Allowing my body to be caressed by Nature Filling my lungs with eternal Breath Filling my senses with the joy of Being Alive Filling my heart with gratitude for this Moment Finally allowing my Spirit to soar Free I am a creation of the Universe Eternal in my Essence In time . . . when my life wanes Returning my body to Star Dust Held in the body of the Great Goddess I will again be the Energy of Life

For August 28,2007
For August 28,2007 You make so much progress on whatever it is that has been hampering you lately that your boss or teacher takes serious notice -- as long as they're not too wrapped up in their own weird dramas, that is!

Playlist For The Week Of 8/21/07 - 8/28/07.
Asphyx - Asphyx Blood Feast - Kill For Pleasure Cannibal Corpse - Butchered At Birth Celtic Frost - To Mega Therion Deceased - As The Weird Travel On Echoes Of Eternity - The Forgotten Goddess Kiss - Kiss Kiss - Destroyer Kiss - Rock And Roll Over Kiss - Animalize Kiss - Revenge Megadeth - Killing Is My Business...And Business Is Good! Nocturnus - The Key Nuclear Assault - Live At The Hammersmith Odeon Paths Of Possession - Promises In Blood Pestilence - Spheres Rare Form - Demon EP Repulsion - Horrified Sinister - Hate Slayer - Reign In Blood Vital Remains - Into Cold Darkness W.A.S.P. - The Headless Children Wolfen Society - Conquer Divine EP

Sad Mood
Yep, thinkin bout my "good" ex We both lie silently still in the dead of the night Although we both lie close together We feel miles apart inside Was it something I said or something I did Did the words not come out right Though I tried not to hurt you Though I tried But I guess that's why they say Chorus: Every rose has its thorn Just like every night has its dawn Just like every cowboy sings his sad, sad song Every rose has its thorn Yeah it does I listen to our favorite song playing on the radio Hear the DJ say loves a game of easy come and easy go But I wonder does he know Has he ever felt like this And I know that you'd be here somehow If I could have let you know somehow I guess Chorus Though it's been a while now I can still feel so much pain Like a knife that cuts you the wound heals but the scar, that scar remains Solo I know I could have saved a love that night If I'd known what to say In

..my Aussie Pal...
..this is my blog... ...and i'm giving all the attention to my pal "greg"...who is may favorite aussie and a real big sweetie...so go and rate him and fan him...he's kewl....he's in my "family" (if you can't find him) becuz he's a kewl dude.... ..but here's his address ...tell him chillie sent you... http://fubar.com/lonewolf47

Reflecting My Heart
Do you know how badly I want to look into your eyes and see my heart reflected there? Days, weeks, months, and now even years I've waited to heal to be happy to be free from the bleeding of a love that died. For so long I have questioned this thing called love this world we call home this race we call our own. Why can't I see when I look? You want my heart surrendered, Yet you hide the contents of yours behind chained doors There are no windows. You want me to be happy yet you see my pain as your silence leaves her wounds. I want so badly to look into your eyes, to see that when I wake up in the morning, Them eyes will still be there, reflecting my heart.

Hehe
1. I've come to realize the last person who held my hand... sucks 2. I am listening to.. my sister on fone 3. I am dating... D... hahaha yeah RIGHT xD 4. My best friends.... are the bestesttttt 5. My car is... shitty lol 6. I hate it when people.... lick my nuts 7. Love is... for lovers 8. Marriage is... waste of timeeeeeee 9. Somewhere, someone is thinking... of me! 10. I'm always... white 11. I have a secret crush on.. xD no secret 12. My cell phone.. n/a 13. When I wake up in the morning... i tinkle 14. Before I go to bed at night... tinkle again haha 15. Right now I am thinking... of you 16. Babies are... cute SOMETIMES 17. What song are you listening to now... nothing 18. Today ... was ok 19. Tonight I will... sleep 20.Tomorrow i will... work 21. I really want... oral sexo ARE YOU: 1. A gangsta?: oui 2. Are you tall?: no 3. In your pajamas? no 4. Left handed?: yes, but i use my right for someth

Thank You For This Day
Thank You for this day on Earth Ancient Mother who gave me birth Healing Mother who keeps me strong Crone Mother who brings each new dawn. Thank You for the gift of being For blessing me with the wonders of seeing For the sounds and felling of laughter And the wisdom learned through pain. Spirit Mother bless me, Tomorrow with a day again.

What I Thought Bout U
today you posed a question as to what i thought about u. picture if you will a garden of flowerz and as you walk amongst their beauty, it seemz as though each group is more splended than the last. picture one that really jumpz out at u. that one flower palez all you ever conceived of as breathtaking. as you continue to walk your mind returnz to that special one and it absolutely bringz a fulfillment to u that u find impossible to describe. i know if we would have walked 2gether through that garden and i was asked to name this beauty, it would have no other name but.............u know who u r! some people come in2 this world nothing and during their lifetime do the same. otherz like u come in2 this world and bring with them a-love and so much happiness that it makez those around them feel more important. i know you cant accept this, but those around u will accept it 4 u. as for me wordz spoken or written will never totally tell u the wonderment and love you have brought in

An Old Friends Son Dies......
Dustin Scott Wakeman, a U.S. Army sergeant, died Saturday, Aug. 4, 2007, in Iraq. Funeral: 10 a.m. Monday, Aug. 13, in Laurel Land Memorial Chapel in Fort Worth. Interment: Dustin will be laid to rest in Laurel Land Memorial Park in the Garden of the Apostles with full military honors. Visitation: 6 to 8 p.m. Sunday at the funeral home. Dustin's family invites you to visit the Enduring Memories Booth at the funeral home and record your fondest memory of Dustin. Dustin was born Feb. 10, 1982, in Fort Worth. He graduated from Everman High School with honors and was a member of the math and science clubs, the band and the National Honors Society. After graduation, Dustin attended Tarrant County College and UT- Arlington before joining the U.S. Army in 2004. He served as a medic and paratrooper and was recently promoted to sergeant. His duty stations included Fort Sill, Okla., and Fort Richardson, Alaska. Dustin received many awards while serving our country: Bronze Service Medal, Army

A 3-year-old Tells All From His Mother's Restroom Stall.
A 3-year-old tells all from his mother's restroom stall. by Shannon Popkin My little guy, Cade, is quite a talker. He loves to communicate and does it quite well. He talks to people constantly, whether we're in the library, the grocery store or at a drive-thru window. People often comment on how clearly he speaks for a just-turned-3-year-old. And you never have to ask him to turn up the volume. It's always fully cranked. There've been several embarrassing times that I've wished the meaning of his words would have been masked by a not-so-audible voice, but never have I wished this more than last week at Costco. Halfway, through our shopping trip, nature called, so I took Cade with me into the restroom. If you'd been one of the ladies in the restroom that evening, this is what you would have heard coming from the second to the last stall: "Mommy, are you gonna go potty? Oh! Why are you putting toiwet paper on the potty, Mommy? Oh! You gonna sit down on da toiwet p

Sign The Good Will Treaty - Become Powerful -
Friends, I hope you will join me on my next big adventure. I will be putting most of my effort into this new project, including a massive media push. I hope you will join me in changing the collective mind. I am putting together a travel budget, and once this gets going I will be meeting with people around the world to sign the treaty. Let's make this a historic event. CLICK HERE FOR MORE INFO This man has a heart of gold, awesome person! Bryant McGill@ fubar

I Must Be Stupid.......
...Seems like time and time again I find people telling me "untruths"..... Look, I sold cars for 15 years..I may be blonde but I catch on after a while. Checks in the mail... I will respect you in the morning.. I will call you back.... You really do look great... I won't tell anyone... Call you tomorrow... I think you are beautiful... No it's only you Baby... and ofcourse... I love you.... No matter how little the lie is..there is someone on the other end of it. Seems like I keep getting crushed today. Friends and all...little lies hurt.

One Last Thing.....
*jumping back on the soapbox* Get rid of the freakin "Bouncer" bullshit. We're all freakin adults. Yeah, so what, it's supposed to make us rate slower.... bullshit. It locks up IE every freakin time it comes up. Now, getting back on adults.... Give us points for rating the NSFW stuff... You've gotta be 18+ to join the site, so therefore we're all freakin adults... Now, staying with points... What fucking gives with the "you've gained (x) points for being online"? Are we supposed to get them once a week, once a month, once an hour? What? Someone fix that. Now, getting off the shit on whatever we want to call this place this week.... Going back to my favorite rant... the downraters... SURPRISE ASSHOLES we still get points no matter how you rate us! One last thing... If you don't like what I'm saying... don't agree with it... I DON'T CARE! This is MY blog, You don't have to fucking read it. *jumping off the soapbox again*

December Kisses
A very sexy lady has the profile name of December Kisses. Stop in and rate her for me please. Any way this is a Poetic poem of an idea for her and her profile. Where oh where are the kisses of my dreams. Is it time for one now. No they are all to be saved for december kisses. In the dark of teh night to the eve of dawns delight. Each and every kiss is special. Cool in the frost of the morning. To ardent delight in the comfort of nights love. Sodream a little dream of kisses in december to find the smiles of love and happiness. Now go throw a snowball at someone and make up with a kiss. Mwauh.

Top Ten Signs
Top Ten Signs Your Spouse May Be Having An On-Line Affair 10. Lately she sits at the computer naked. 9. After signing off, he always has a cigarette. 8. The giant rubber inflatable disk drive. 7. In the morning, the computer screen is all fogged up. 6. He's gotten amazingly good at typing with one hand. 5. She makes sarcastic remarks about your "software". 4. Lipstick on the mouse. 3. During sex, she screams "A colon backslash enter insert!" 2. The fax file is filled with pictures of someone's butt. 1. The jam in the laser printer is a pair of underwear.

The Indian Ten Commandments
Treat the Earth and all that dwell therein with respect. Remain close to the Great Spirit. Show great respect for your fellow beings. Work together efit of all Mankind. Give assistance and kindness whenever needed. Do what you know to be right. Look after the well-being of Mind and Body. Dedicate a share of your efforts to the greater Good. Be truthful and honest at all times. Take full responsibility for your actions.

Fire!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
so, ive been told that if you need help, you should yell, 'fire!' instead of help, cause more people will come than if you yell for help. :D:D:D i wonder if it works? :D:D:D anyways :D i really could use some help...im in this contest, and im winning, but second place is gaining on me! every rate and comment helps, so...if you have a minute, or youre just plain bored...come help me, and say hello!! ill be there to chat if you want!! CLICK PHOTO TO VOTE (rate and comment) all my friends old and new...love you guys!!! **muahs** ((((((hugs))))))

Whats On My Mind
Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light, not our darkness, that frightens us. We ask ourselves, who am I to be brilliant, gorgeous, talented and fabulous? Actually, who are you not to be? You are a child of God. Playing small doesn't serve the world. There's nothing enlightened about shrinking so that other people won't feel insecure around you. We were born to manifest the glory of God within us. It's not just in some of us; it's in everyone. And as we let our own light shine, we unconsciously give other people permission to do the same. As we are liberated from our own fear, our presence automatically liberates others

A Joke
When a Man put his rod in his woman Anus, he pump soft and easy without even hard, But few moment later He couldn't get it out and his woman said " what wrong hon " He said " I am stuck inside your anus " His woman said " oh didn't u notice that I fart? " He said " WTF, Now I gotta go to hospital and get it cut off " His woman said " OMG, Why? " He said " Bec I been through this before, Fart made my Rod thicker and it get stuck inside for longer time until I have it out. But my rod never comes out so I have plastic surgery for it." His woman said " Oh that dont matter, I will always push it out. "

Chocolate Better Then Sex
Twenty Reasons Why Chocolate Is Better Than Sex 1) You can GET chocolate. 2) "If you love me you'll swallow that" has real meaning with chocolate. 3) Chocolate satisfies even when it has gone soft. 4) You can safely have chocolate while you are driving. 5) You can make chocolate last as long as you want it to. 6) You can have chocolate even in front of your mother. 7) If you bite the nuts too hard the chocolate won't mind. 8) Two people of the same sex can have chocolate without being called nasty names. 9) The word "commitment" doesn't scare off chocolate. 10) You can have chocolate on top of your workbench/desk during working hours without upsetting your co-workers. 11) You can ask a stranger for chocolate without getting your face slapped. 12) You don't get hairs in your mouth with chocolate. 13) With chocolate there's no need to fake it. 14) Chocolate doesn't make you pregnant. 15) You can have chocolate at anytime of the month.

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Are U Seeking Love? Do U Desire To Feel Wanted?
Add Kingdom of Wolves or K.O.W. to your heading send a friend request after doing so if you care to be a Comment Bomber you will also have 100% backing in Contests that you might enter.I will then add u to reg.Family upon doing this I will return for your link for membership blog. an allow u to seach my pic's for your Wolf I have other animals as well for Morphs.Hope to see you. Thank You Blogs Kingdom of Wolves http://www.cherrytap.com/blog/79595/414503# Care to Show Some Love,See if you have what it takes to be a Bomber for The Kingdom of Wolves.Drop atleast 50-100 comments right now. Here is her Picture Link Click will take u right in.Ty. Didn't that Feel Awesome? The Unity + Loyalty of a Pack.A Devine Bombing Exsperiance,A little Something to take your Mind off all them Troubles,Worries that bother you on a Daily Basis.Join The Kingdom of Wolves for Great Friendships,a True Bonding with many Possible Friends just like you.Almost like a Support Group. A Pack

Funny Jokes!!!!
1. Fertilization!! A chicken farmer went to a local bar, sat next to a woman, and ordered a glass of champagne. The woman perks up and says, "How about that? I just ordered a glass of champagne, too!" "What a coincidence," he said, "This is a special day for me, I'm celebrating." "This is a special day for me, too, and I'm also celebrating!," says the woman. "What a coincidence," says the man. As they clinked glasses he asked, "What are you celebrating?" "My husband and I have been trying to have a child, and today my gynaecologist told me I'm pregnant!" "What a coincidence," says the man. "I'm a chicken farmer. For years all my hens were infertile, but today they're finally laying fertilized eggs." "That's great!" says the woman, "How did your chickens become fertile?" "I switched cocks," he replied. She smiled and said, "What a coincidence!" _________________________________________________ 2. Drunk Vocabulary! THINGS THAT ARE DIFFIC

And One More Freakin Thing....
If I sit here to take the freakin time to actually Rate/Fan/Add/Rate your pics... at least take the fucking time out of your "busy" schedules to at least accept my fan request, maybe drop by my page, rate my profile, maybe rate a pic or two, some stash... I take my fucking time to do it to your page, show some consideration. *jumping off the soapbox*

Leave Me Voice Comments.
LISTEN TO MY INTRO. I'm so cute. ♥ haha. ITS FREE. Please do it. I looove hearing from you guys. If you do I'll leave you one back (if you have one) if not I'll comment you back. ^_^ It's a nice gesture. I wanna feel popular/loved. (hahah) SOMETIMES YOU CANT CLICK THAT SO IF YOU CANT THEN The info below should work. Dial the # and then enter in my code when it asks. & Leave your message. The number :: 1(641)715-0101 My Code :: 569941

Pain; Malevolence;poetry
People shielding themselves with an armor of ignorance, Walking around in a malevolent trance, Ceasing to see the path of their destruction, Muddling through each day, they barely function. Never understanding their negative impact on others, Their mothers, sisters, wives, children & brothers, Unfortunately, the children are the most harmed, Noone in this country, however, seems too much alarmed. Lost souls thriving for a place to be, As we overlook those with the greatest of needs, The homeless and abused, Mistreated and used, Like the child who is unloved and unwanted, The teenage crack whore, who will be forever haunted, How about the welfare mother, that can't afford to feed her babies, As we preach all our should haves, could haves, and maybes, No one knows what tomorrow will hold, The future is ours, just left to be told. Donna R. Forrest Copyright dated June 20, 2006

Condoms
My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me. It was her beautiful younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. One day "little" sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me." I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled off her panties and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned

Bad Bad Day
For those of you that know me, whether personally or just from casualy chatting online you know that im not one for heavy bleeding during my time of the month or regularly bitching and whiny and complaining about things. Atleast i try not to, but today is an exception. Happy Quinton didnt get up this morning to Grumpy Q was out and about today and it seems the world has pissed him off. 3 things in particular have gotten my goat. The first we wont speak on, let's move on. The second things is this.........now i received an email from the almighty powers that be (and this may get me kicked off but i dont fucking care, but if you people do decide to boot me give me my money back for the VIP) i was told a picture in my default folder was flagged NSFW now here's the link http://fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=90657&albumid=0&i=3589674294 i'll give you a sec to check it out.....go ahead i'll wait...........you see that, THYIS FUCKING PICTURE WAS FUCKING FLAGGED ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS?!?!?!?!

Anger Inside
The anger Makes me scream Makes me want to hurt someone Make them bleed Make them writhe in the same pain Pulling myself up Pulling away from that which makes me Pull my hair out of my scalp Screams Screaming for silence Screaming for one hug One simple hug A hug that is comforting A hug that makes me forget Forget the pain ~Ang 08/28/2007

Grrrrrrrr
i was bored so i clicked "i'm bored" and was rating pics...i always rate a '10', so this bitch looks at my pics and rates 2 of them a '5' then blocks me WHAT A FUCKING WHORE!! i gaver her a damn '10' for nothing

To A Special Friend
the silver bell Your laugh is like a silver bell Clean and light and free Just like the hours of happiness Your friendship brings to me. You're like a room of sweet wind chimes Enlightened by a breeze Or like an open, grassy field Dotted with old trees. I'm grateful for the things you do But more for what you are A breath of clear, bright open sea, Of life beyond the bar. You are to me a very special sun That shines upon a world few ever see A world you are afraid to show to everyone That hides its urgent truth from even me. Without your light it is a world of darkness Its heaven and its hell lie fast asleep With you as sole and sympathetic witness, The words come forth and are for you to keep. So ring that silver bell, so all may hear your inner demons, we will face and not fear Long may we serve each other to give light To all the loveliness that haunts the night.

Fed Up
So I have decided that I am officially annoyed. I love how guys are all ok to come to your site and check out your NSFW pics, but when it comes to any others there are barely any (if any) comments or rates. Then, several times a day I decided to take a chance and respond to some of the people in my shoutbox and its always "Do you wanna have some naughty fun" When I said no or tell them that I do have a boyfriend...I am not good enough to talk to. I want to meet some cool people on this site, but I have mainly encountered a bunch of sick perverts who care nothing except to see nudes to wack off to. I am seriously considering making my NSFW pics family only. Don't mind my rant. It's been bugging me for a while now. Everytime i post new pics he response depends on the kinda of pics. Almost all of my shoutbox conversation attempts have been people trying to get me to have cyber sex with them and when I say no...I'm apparently not good enough to talk to. I have dated guys like th

Seriously Now.....grrr
So I have decided that I am officially annoyed. I love how guys are all ok to come to your site and check out your NSFW pics, but when it comes to any others there are barely any (if any) comments or rates. Then, several times a day I decided to take a chance and respond to some of the people in my shoutbox and its always "Do you wanna have some naughty fun" When I said no or tell them that I do have a boyfriend...I am not good enough to talk to. I want to meet some cool people on this site, but I have mainly encountered a bunch of sick perverts who care nothing except to see nudes to wack off to. I am seriously considering making my NSFW pics family only. Don't mind my rant. I have dated guys like that and have no patience at all for them. Grrr..

Public Nudity
I am having a very delightful discussion with a nice gentleman on fubar tonight. The discussion is 'why am I not showing more of my body in my pics'? Here's the thing....I don't want to be like everyone else! Every other lady is doing that very thing, or they have their nipples pierced or tattoos or whatever. That's not my style. I don't want to be just another chick. I don't want to show all of myself to everyone. Leave a little mystery in life. Build anticipation for something....I don't want to be like your neighbor or your ex or your sister. I'm me. I've worked damn hard to get where I am in life and I want to be different! Now I will humbly climb down off my soapbox and be quiet. Thank you for reading.

I'm Begining To See How Things Really Are.....
I get it... I really do. You send me mail ad nauseum, on how I need to rate your shit, and when I post new shit, most of you don't even bother. I really get it now, don't I.

Ow..that Hurts
Why does it seem that I am so forgettable? What is it that I am doing that makes it easy for males to break my heart? Do I have an invisible target on my forehead saying something to the effect of... EASY TARGET: STRIKE HERE: with a pic of my heart? I swear.. if people are not able to keep promises..they really shouldnt be making them. Do people not see, that we as humans, take for granted that they are not going to lie to us, and make us feel bad? God, I wish I knew what I was doing to let people think its ok to use me as an emotional punching bag.?

Well I'm At It Again...........
Well once again I have entered another writing contest. Actually its with the same site that I had went and entered my story with before. But this time they are doing a "First Chapter Romance Competition"....something that will be in my genre. The prize of course is a contract with a well known publisher and $5000. I went and reentered the same story that I had entered before, which was great cause I didnt think I would be able to do it but they said I could. So just go down to the link and then you will go down the list to where it says "Best Friends" thats the name of my story (you will see my screenname under it) and just click on that title and you will go to my story. SO............. Just go to this link and vote......... Tell a friend............ Tell ya momma...... Hell tell sumbody,lol........... Just go on and vote and thanks in advance for your comments and votes Oh yeah.....if u have a problem with anything, let me know right away. http:

Today's Horoscope
It's a great day to exercise skepticism. Maybe that job offer is too good to be true, or maybe that one friend has more going on than they're showing. Whatever it is, you'll soon see what to do about it.

Butch The Rooster
Butch the Rooster John the farmer was in the fertilized egg business. He had several hundred young layers (hens), called "pullets", and ten roosters, whose job it was to fertilize the eggs (for you city folks). The farmer kept records and any rooster that didn't perform went into the soup pot and was replaced. That took an awful lot of his time, so he bought a set of tiny bells and attached them to his roosters. Each bell had a different tone so John could tell from a distance, which rooster was performing. Now he could sit on the porch and fill out an efficiency report simply by listening to the bells. The farmer's favorite rooster was old Butch, and a very fine specimen he was, too. But on this particular morning John noticed old Butch's bell hadn't rung at all! John we

Lipstick
Leather and lace were just toys to her True authority was contained within lipstick It slid across her mouth in a long red streak Tattooing her mouth, her voice Voluminous colliding and gathering in a reflection Of pink and satin trimmed with sensual grace and white tassels I like to control She purred nightly in the other end of the phone Mouth intensified each emotion, her tongue curled around my throat The dial tone cluttered thoughts, and static served breathing room Under the guidance of a carefully placed vocabulary coated in red Tracing faint lines along the receiver, my skin Tingling bound to her voice, collapsed to knees I like to control She poised near the bed Veils before eyes she handed me restraint and told me to enjoy it Scrawled red writing on my stomach, domination Submission on my thigh, pleading only reaction Clicked tongue into little demands and sharp breaths Dialogue of actions abbreviated in a glance, stance I like to control Wat

Please Feel Free To Celebrate.....
Its Mine And SpankyBooBooJr's Unbirthday On Aug. The 30th....So Please Feel Free To Celebrate With The Two Of us...We're WIcked Stoked....WE WANT TO PARTY WITH YOU!!! BYOB Bitches!! LOL Hit Us Up Good Cuz We're Ready!!!!! WOOT WOOT WOOOT!!!!!! How Was That For A Awsomely Awsome Invite/Notice

Ophelia
Ophelia Millias’ Ophelia hangs above bed Arms open embracing a thought between partially opened lips With hair entangled between fingers, reeds As she slowly sinks, blends, meshes with swampy vegetation and small white flowers crying, sagging unrequited love, misplaced anguish At night I lay like her upon my stream of strewn sheets, mismatched pillows Mocking her grieving her embracing her lost innocence and drowning beauty Penetrated, violated by murky waters of deception I join her With eyes closed, I trace ripples’ outlines with tongue Breathing in the water ready to be released Arms fanned out with hair reaching out To touch, feel Ophelia my body lingers with hers Legs entwining in ends of her dress Fingers dance along back, enticing me into a web of soggy reeds Hair snaking across my face and smile as it brushes lips She presses mouth against my ear as I sleep to her mournful cries For a moment close to a year, I understand her trapped, isola

Brief Is The Light - Sentenced
The bells again...someone has died The bells of the end toll to remind that life´s but a race against time At your back you´ll always hear The Chariot of Time hurrying near The faster you run the closer it comes A pursuer you can not outrun Hear these words I say: - Make the most out of your day For brief is the light on our way On this momentary trail Hear these words, awake: - Make the most out of your day For brief is the time, so brief is the time that we´re allowed to stay The bells again...whose turn this time? To reach the end, yours or mine? Each funeral just makes us realize that life´s but a series of goodbyes Hear these words I say: - Make the most out of your day For brief is the light on our way On this momentary trail (too late) Hear these words I say: - Make the most out of your day For brief is the light on our way On this momentary trail Hear these words, awake: - Make the most out of your day For brief is the time, so brie

Bored Or Lonely Cant Tell
you know i really havnt made any friends sence i moved to NC. i am a full time college student and have a full time job. so i dont get out much. i keep trying to meet people on this site but for the most part they dont respond to me. i have spent the the whole today on this site trying to find people around my age around here. sent a few friends request. and so far nothen. I AM SO FUCKING BORED