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Lights On!
PLEASE forward this to everyone in your address book asking themto also forward it. Please join us on 9/11. We have over two weeks to getthe word out all across this great land we love and call the UnitedStates of America. Let's see how powerful e-mail can be!On Tuesday, September 11, 2007 everyone in the USA whowill be driving a motor vehicle is asked to drive with their headlightson during daylight hours. Though no explanation is needed as to why weare commemorating September 11, we hope more importantly to payrespect to the victims of that day, show our nation's solidarity andshow support for our men and women of the Armed Forces.You can help by sending this e-mail on to others!REMEMBER!LIGHTS ON.....9/11 "Remember the Day 9/11" A day like any other day, till that very moment all are lives where changed. We sat and watched the terror in the sky's, and sadness and tears came from all are eyes. We all where in shock and all where surprised, to see the twin towers falling right in fron
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Hey ya'll .. im taking time from here . getting tired of the drama crap .. if you wanna talk with me .. you can get me on yahoo .. ...
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My dear friend needs help to level. Hes at 1538 to level up...stop by and help him out..:) click the pic and rate add comment or whatever you can do..:) BaldPunk35@ fubar
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THERE ARE A FEW I THOUGHT OF WHEN I FOUND THIS. Although you are a friend of mine and letters we exchange, I wouldn't know you on the street, and doesn't that seem strange? You hold a place within my life, unusual and unique, We share ideals and special dreams, and still, we do not speak. I picture what I think you are, perhaps you picture me. An intriguing game for both of us for someone we can't see. So for this friendship we possess, we owe this mail a debt, Perhaps the charm lies in the fact that we have never met.
Her
I am touching her and touched to feel her compliant as I am leading her and led by her replies 'oh, yes" and "please" as I am undressing her and naked to her searching eyes - we are vines of different plants weaved to one another, leaves shaking in the breeze of our two breaths warm and moist into each other - rooted to this motion and I am calling her name in dreams I have while wide awake of her soft skin, her fragrant hair, her ripe lips dripping out my name as though it belongs to her (and perhaps it always has). © All rights reserved
Out For The Weekend Due To Some Jackass...
Well boys and girls, Some jackass has taking such a liking to my home computer, they decided to hack it!!! The firewall was turned off (by offspring who shall remain nameless!) So my only access to the wonderful world of FUBAR, at the moment, is at work.. I only work 4 days a week so I will catch up with ya'll on Monday. (i'm pretending anyone really cares....bear with me...) Ya'll have a ROCKIN" Weekend....GO COLTS!!!!! Peace out & Rock On!! Eric
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Nelly - Wadsyaname
Nelly - Wadsyaname --- i love dis song!!
Not Happy?..lmao
REALLY BAD DAY I had a really bad day last week. I inadvertently rear ended a van. When we pulled over and got out, imagine my surprise when I discovered that the other driver was a dwarf. As he approached with a sour look on his face, he looked up at me and said, "I am not happy!" God help me, I couldn't help myself. I asked him, "Well then, which one are you?" That's when the fight started.................................
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Walnut Chicken Recipe
Skillet chicken with walnuts and green beans. INGREDIENTS: * 3 to 4 pounds chicken pieces * 1/4 cup vegetable oil * 1 cup sliced fresh or frozen green beans * 3/4 cup sliced celery, with some leaves * 1 teaspoon salt * 1 teaspoon brown sugar * 1/4 teaspoon pepper * 1 cup chicken broth * 1 tablespoon cornstarch * 1 tablespoons soy sauce * 1 cup fresh sliced mushrooms * 1 can (5 ounces) sliced water chestnuts * 1/2 cup walnuts PREPARATION: In a large heavy skillet, heat oil. Add chicken and brown on all sides; reduce heat, cover, and let chicken cook slowly for 20 minutes. Add green beans, celery, seasonings, and broth. Cook 8 to 10 minutes.Combine cornstarch and soy sauce; stir into the chicken mixture with mushrooms, and cook until thickened. Add water chestnuts and walnuts; heat through. If desired, garnish with walnuts and serve on hot cooked rice. Serves 4 to 6.
Thing Works Best When Jerked
What Gets Longer When Pulled, Fits Between your Boobs, Inserts Neatly in a Hole AND Works Best When Jerked? A Seatbelt you Pervert! Buckle Up!
Media Mind Manipulation (tripple M)
It has come to my Attention in these day's that there is a pressure from the media that to be sexy you have to be thin. That is bullshit. I call it Media Mind Manipulation or triple M. Thanks to triple M women who are "fat" hate what they see in the mirror. Frist off: When you pick up a book what matters most? It's not the covor but the story it contains. Never judge a book by it's cover. It's what's inside hat counts. secondly: A beutiful pair of eyes and a wicked smile will get oyu far. thirdly and most importantly : Do not let any guy tell you you are unattractive because you are slightly over weight. I mean with a skinny chick. how you soposed to cuddle with that at night? you might aswell culld with a 2x4 it's all hard and not much to wrap your arms around. No matter where you go or what you do people are goeing to e Judgemental. If they don't see you for who you really are, then fuck 'em (not litterly) you don't need em any ways. and GUy's turning down a chick wh
Chicken Mozzarella Bake
Chicken breasts are lightly browned then baked with mushrooms, sliced tomatoes, and mozzarella cheese. A quick and delicious chicken recipe, with boneless chicken breasts and cheese. The wine adds extra flavor, but chicken broth will work as well. INGREDIENTS: * 4 to 6 chicken breast halves * salt and pepper * garlic powder * 1 tablespoon olive oil * 1 tablespoon butter * 8 ounces sliced mushrooms * 1 tablespoon butter * 2 to 3 tablespoons Marsala or white wine, or use chicken broth * 1 medium to large tomato, sliced * 4 to 6 green onions, thinly sliced * 8 ounces Mozzarella cheese, sliced PREPARATION: Pound chicken breast halves between sheets of plastic wrap until evenly thinned out. Salt and pepper both sides then sprinkle lightly with garlic powder. In a large skillet, heat 1 tablespoon olive oil and 1 tablespoon butter over medium heat.Add chicken to the heated skillet; cook for about 5 minutes on each side. Remove to a
Speechless
The Veronicas- Speechless(live @ the chapel)Add to My Profile | More Videos "Speechless" Feels like I have always known you And I swear I dreamt about you All those endless nights I was alone It's like I've spent forever searching Now I know that it was worth it With you it feels like I am finally home Falling head over heels Thought I knew how it feels But with you it's like the first day of my life Cuz you leave me speechless When you talk to me You leave me breathless The way you look at me You manage to disarm me My soul is shining through Can't help but surrender My everything to you I thought I could resist you I thought that I was strong Somehow you were different from what I've known I didn't see you coming You took me by surprise and You stole my heart before I could say no Falling head over heels Thought I knew how it feels But with you it's like the first day of my life You leave me speechless When you talk to me You leave me br
Pimpin' Time!
OK gang ... go friend and fan captain Jaks! He is a really good friend of Mine and a total sweetheart to boot.... So show the boy some love! captain jaks@ fubar
Do You Know The Definitin Of Hr
You'll Change Your Known Definition of HR (Human Resource) After Reading The Joke Given Below After 2 years of selfless service, a man realized that he has not been promoted, no transfer, no salary increase no commendation and that the Company is not doing any thing about it. So he decided to walk up to His HR Manager one morning and after exchanging greetings, he told his HR Manager his observation. The boss looked at him, laughed and asked him to sit down saying. My friend, you have not worked here for even one day. The man was surprised to hear this, but the manager went on to explain. Manager:- How many days are there in a year? Man:- 365 days and some times 366 Manager:- how many hours make up a day? Man:- 24 hours Manager:- How long do you work in a day? Man:- 8am to 4pm. i.e. 8 hours a day. Manager:- So, what fraction of the day do you work in hours? Man:- (He did some arithmetic and said 8/24 hours i.e. 1/3(one th
Can You
Can you feel me as i climb on top??? Can you feel me do you want me to stop??? Can you Feel me as i go up and down, can you feel me as i make that sound??? I know you want it i can see it in your eyes, you want to feel me taste me make me cry... Touch me hold me can you feel me???
Son
Tiny Angel rest your wings sit with me for awhile. How I long to hold your hand, And see your tender smile. Tiny Angel, look at me, I want this image clear.... That I will forget your precious face Is my biggest fear. Tiny Angel can you tell me, Why you have gone away? You weren't here for very long.... Why is it, you couldn't stay? Tiny Angel shook his head, "These things I do not know.... But I do know that you love me, And that I love you so". Author Unknown
Cool Breakup
Cool Break-up letter. & nice moral !!! JJJJ A soldier stationed in Afghanistan recently received a letter from his girl friend back home. It read as follows: Dear Ricky, I can no longer continue our relationship. The distance between us is just too great. I'm sorry. Please return the picture of me that I sent to you. Love, Becky The soldier, with hurt feelings, asked his fellow soldiers for any snapshots they could spare of their girlfriends, sisters or ex-girlfriends. In addition to the picture of Becky, Ricky included all the other pictures of the pretty gals he had collected from his buddies. There were 57 photos in that envelope along with this note: Dear Becky, I'm so sorry, but I can't quite remember who the hell you are. Please take your picture from the pile, and send the rest back to me. Take Care, Ricky Moral of the story: If you can't change your fate, change your attitude.
Award Winning Jokes
This particular joke won an award for the best joke competition Organized in Britain: A man walks into a bar in Londonand ordered 3-glasses of beer and sits in the backyard of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn. When he finishes, he comes back to the bar counter and orders 3 more. The bartender asks him, "You know, beer goes flat after I fill it in the glass; it would taste better if you buy one at a time." The man replies, "Well, you see, I have two brothers. One is in Dubai, the other in Canadaand I'm here in London. When they left home, we promised that we'll drink this way to remember the days when we drank together. The bartender admits that this is a nice custom and leaves it there. The man became a regular in the bar, and always drinks the same way. He order 3-Beers and drinks them in turn. One day, he came in and ordered only 2-Beers All the other regulars notice and fall silent. When he comes back to the bar
3 Weeks Without Me!
Yup, I'm heading back to New York for three weeks as of Monday. Just wanted to let all those that bother to read these blogs of mine know in case ya'll get worried. Stay safe, be happy and I'll see you when I get back. Ciao! xx
Strangers In The Park
I always liked sitting out in the park. A warm breeze blowing sitting under a tree just watching people. Its fun to try and guess what they do for a living. lol. Sometimes you see some one who is really attractive and you stare. Not trying to be rude but when you see someone that’s hot you just try to will that person to notice you. That’s when I saw you for the first time. You were just walking through the park. My God you are beautiful! I got excited watching you walk by. You had to have noticed me looking (or rather staring) at you. You glanced my way and I shyly looked aside. I realized that I had a hard on as well. Oh my, did you notice that as well? After you were out of view I relaxed a little but coudnt get the site of you out of my mind. I swore to myself that if I saw you again I would say hi. The next day I picked the same spot and the same time of day to people watch in the hopes that I would see you. I wasn’t disappointed. You were coming around the co
Trying To See How Fast I Can Level
Trying to see how many friends read my blog and if blogs are actually ever read. Please follow the link below and rate a few pics let me know these blogs actually are read . Thank You!! Click The Pic Above oops I just hit the wrong thing and reported myself as nsfw lol
Oh Goodie!
In the middle of a phone call with Ruby, Cingular drops the call. Because you know they have the fewest dropped calls in the nation. THEN. I just spent the past 45 minutes fixing the fucking server so I can get back online before i left for home. GOD TODAY SUCKS.
Cumbia
Here Is My Objective Of The Whole Week
Do You Wanna Know The Objective of Mine For The Whole Week......Well....Here It Is....(Mon-Fri)
Leonard Cohen Hallelujah
What Girls Do Most Of The Time
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I'm An Aunt Again!! Yay!
Yesterday at 2:21pm, my nephew was born. Matthew David Caver came into the world weighing 7 lbs. 9.9 oz! I have two neices, ages 5 years and 18 months, so it's nice to finally have a nephew lol! I will put up pix once I get some.
Loosing Someone Is A Bitter Pill To Swallow
Well its been over three weeks and still feel like im living in a dream. I dont know which way to turn .. For those of you who dont know I lost my long term partner suddenly. She had been well apart from a few what the doctors called minor heart attacks, they only just registered as attacks. Well after the first one Jo was given an angioplasty, a little shunt put inside her heart to unblock w partially closed vein in her heart. Hey she has a heart I had joked to some work mates, i used jokes throught out this period as it was my only way to deal with what was going on. It was only two years ago 15 march we had a little boy together after a very hard pregnancy, we went thru hell but after 4 days he died. We then went thru this second part of hell the questions about if we could have done anything to hace avoided it. For a long time it was just one long numb dream. We then found that Jo was pregnant again this time from the moment of her first scan , which was very ear
Can You Differ Two Birds.....weather Its Male Or Female
Can You Differ Two Birds.....Weather Its Male Or Female....Well.....This Picture Might Give You The Knowledge....... **************************** **************************** **************************** **************************** **************************** **************************** **************************** **************************** **************************** **************************** **************************** **************************** I Hope You Can Tell It Now.....LolZ....EmOn
My Struggle
When I look at myself,I cannot see, See past my stunned face,To who I should be, Gone are the days, Of insecurities,Long since past, Has gone my innocence,I've turned myself, Into a spiteful creature,Everything I'm not, And everything I wish to be, My pain is gone, Replaced by rage,My anger it boils, From inside of me,I wish to be rid of this curse, I forever wish,To erase all these cuts, My dreams are inside me, So out of reach,This person I've created, Has sinned to much,I want this all gone, And be able to live,I just want myself back, The things I have done,I know have been wrong, But they have shaped who I am,And now I am strong, My wisdom is wiser, My heart not so small,My burdens are secrets I carry alone,No longer the torment of worry and hurt,I put all my friends through, Without their support,I would not have pulled through. By Psyfer
Jimi Hendrix All Along The Watchtower
The Sweet Married Life....is It??? Well.....it Depends
Frank Zappa - Titties And Beer
I'm So Glad Its Raining
I'm So glad its Raining V1. I'm So glad its Raining So noone else around Can see the Tears fall From my face And slowly fall to the ground I'm So glad its Raining So noone else can see That I started to fall for something Something that will never be Ch1. I know, Yes I know That you're his queen and hes your king I know yes I know Thats why I'm Glad its Raining V2. I'm So glad its Raining So noone else I know Can not tell how Much How Much I still love you so I'm So glad its Raining Because it Helps Me hide That i want you Forever Forever By my side Ch2. I know yes I know Your love is ever lasting I know yes I know Thats why I'm glad its Raining Repeat Ch1
The Life
With all my years before, I still come unprepared for these tumult and strife, It is as though I take one step forward, And two leaps back. I stand short with all my courage, tall with all my pain. This life is so unpredictable, With immeasurable amounts of loss and tears. I cannot see ahead and must never let these eyes set me back Stagnant, If that's the word describes the life I lead. I once had a dream, One bigger than easily fathomed. The talent is gone and my hands just cannot do the same. I find peace in chaos. Love in hatred. But I cannot find hope. By:Psyfer
Please Help My Friend Level
Thank you all for being my friends. Could you do me a favor and check out my friends page. She is a wonderful and beautiful person. Please show her some Love. Fluffy@ fubar Thank you from the bottom of my Fuzzy Bear heart.
What Would Be A Cool Name For Lounge
what would be a cool name for lounge
Trying 2 Create A Lounge
trying 2 create a loubge if you know any names or wanna help out then just drop me a shot ct mail me or comment on my comment page thanks ya
Operator Overloading
In Programming We've Heard About Operator Overloading....But This Picture Describes Better What Operator Overloading Is ***************** ***************** ***************** ***************** ***************** ***************** *****************
Steve Harvey
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Life
As some of you know i have been going through some really hard times right now and this week has been one of the worst weeks. I want to thank everyone who has helped me in some small way with comments or just a kind word. Love you all.
The Appropriate Use Of Outdated Computers
Noob
I was invited to Fubar by my wonderful friend DJ~Ivory. So I did not know what to expect! This is quite different than Myspace and pretty happening. I came on to see if the females in the ATX area wanted to be a Pure Romance Hostess since they look like they know what to do but may need replenish their bedroom items. :P Good times...
Well, What Wass The Point Of That?
I just went down to the Coffee shop to get some chocolate. They had one Mocha brownie left. So the guy behind the counter wraps it up so that all the frosting comes off with the paper. Now I'm left with a Naked brownie!!! :(
Candle Vigil
I have a photo in my "Mary" album for any of you who would like to rip it. It is a candle-type pic made by master raven. He and Christina would like to have a candle vigil for her and has asked that we use this pic as our primary pic. Feel free do so! Thanks!!!!! manly!
Something Funny Something Strange
I'm Pissed Off
I'm working my ass off to generate traffic for my forum. Giving people the link, imploring current members to actually fucking POST. And what happens? Nothing. 17 members. 17 members! There should be more than that. WAY more than that. I just spent four hours last night changing the layout and adding a copyright. I spent a total of another four hours over the past two days (last night and today) posting threads. I'm pretty sure I posted close to 100 threads all by myself. I'm at a loss. I'm out of options and have no fucking idea how to get people to actually join and actually fucking post. I've tried everything. It's not a paying forum. It's free to register and be a member. So join already people! If you need the link, either go to my previous blogs that have it or send me a shout asking for it. How fucking hard is that? It's not. Sorry if I sound pissed off. I'm just frustrated. See, I had a group on MSN for 3 1/2 years. It was successful and had, I th
Who Likes You
Who Likes U?? lets find out who has the BALLS to say they like you, repost this Under " Who Likes You??? " to find out! or youll have bad luck for 7 days. Reply!!!!!!! with a number to the following options (yes you can pick more than one): 1-I want you now 2-eww never 3-I dont like you 4-I have a HUGE crush on you 5-I'm in love with you 6-I think im still in love with you and i shouldn't be... 7-I really want to talk to you and get to know you and hopefully something will happen... 8-I'm with someone else but for some reason i still have feelings for you 9- I want to marry you 10- I miss you 11- I want to makeout with you again 12- I want to makeout with you for the 1st time 13- I want a relationship with you 14- I want to hold your hand 15- i love you and would enjoy makin sweet love 2 u right now 16- I'm scared of liking you 17- I have a gf/bf but i like you... 18- I love you okay lets find out who likes you, repos
Katt Williams Dance
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Portrait Of A Friend
I can't give solutions to all of life's problems, doubts, or fears. But I can listen to you, and together we will search for answers. I can't change your past with all it's heartache and pain, nor the future with its untold stories. But I can be there now when you need me to care. I can't keep your feet from stumbling. I can only offer my hand that you may grasp it and not fall. Your joys, triumphs, successes, and happiness are not mine; Yet I can share in your laughter. Your decisions in life are not mine to make, nor to judge; I can only support you, encourage you, and help you when you ask. I can't prevent you from falling away from friendship, from your values, from me. I can only pray for you, talk to you and wait for you. I can't give you boundaries which I have determined for you, But I can give you the room to change, room to grow, room to be yourself. I can't keep your heart from breaking and hurting, But I can cry with you a
*yawn*
I'm starting to tire of fubar. So I probably won't be on as much anymore. (or I might come back in a bit and whittle down my friends list and such. who knows). So hope y'all have fun at the "bar". I'm outtie (for at least a while). "um, why bother posting about this? just leave." eh, I felt like it. And hey, it's a blog, not an annoying bulletin. so there ;op
Brownie Overdose
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Time Is Almost Up
HELP ME PRETTY PLEASE I ENTERED MY FIRST FUBAR CONTEST EVER "THE BEST SFW CLEAVAGE OF FUBAR". OKAY I AM IN 10TH PLACE OUT OF 11 SPOTS. THE CHICK IN THE LEAD IS AHED BY OVER 10,000 COMMENTS MUCH LOVE BETTY CONTEST ENDS VERY SOON Please bomb this picture over and over. I NEED AT LEAST 5,000 COMMENT TODAY. Thanks. http://www.fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=621057&albumid=544480&i=442794135
Saturday Night
Saturday Night I have to work at Sharky's, If your out and about come see me. Bubba Whoop ass Wilson will be there with the lovely Tiffany... I will be working the beer cart so it will be an easy night for me... YEA
Greedy
damn...give me & jamie a little bit of credit on a new credit card & we go crazy!!!! we can't seem to stop spending money!!!!!! yesterday i ordered stuff from Troma & he got a bunch of skateboard stuff on Ebay! we have a problem!! well--i think we deserve it!!! we're just rewarding ourselves cos we are celebrating the fact that we are still ahead of our bills! (plus we decided to pay off the credit cards with our tax money next year!!!!) we're not in debt or anything--we have good credit--we're just being kinda silly about it....we need to stop! cos when we do get the house we will need to buy a few new things. new kitchen stuff & bathroom towels & things like that. i'm not too worried about it cos i know i'll be working again by that time. today i bought a bunch of make up (cos jamie really wanted me to get this SLUTTY blue eyeshadow the other day!!)& jamie got a gorilla mask! WE LOVE HALLOWEEN!!!! we can't get enough Halloween stuff...we are very excited about Halloween USA o
If We Had Sex
Lets see who is brave enough.....IF We Had Sex Game... Now don't be scared.... you never know who really wants to do you! Here are the rules to the game.. REPLY SO ONLY I SEE IT AND REPOST SO OTHERS CAN FILL OUT! 1. Would you be in control? 2. Would you pull my hair? 3. Would you whisper in my ear? 4. Would you talk dirty to me? 5. Would you kiss me with a little tongue or a lot of tongue? 6. Would you say my name? 7. Would you go down on me? 8. Would you let me give you a hickie? 9. How many rounds would we go? 10. What would you wanna do afterwards? 11. Would you take off all your clothes then take mine off slowly? 12. Would you lick and bite me all over? 13. Would you like to play or get straight to the point? 14. Would you want me to take my time? 15. How freaky are you, 1 - 10? 16. Would you want fast or slow? 17. Where would you wanna "do it"? 18. Would you be loud or quiet? 19. Would you want me to be loud or quiet?
Who Is Jack Schitt
for some time many of us wondered who is jack schitt? we find ourselves at a loss when someone says,'you don't know jack schitt! well thanks to my genealogy efforts, you can now respond in an intellecual way. jack schitt is the only son of awe schitt. awe schitt,the fertilizer magnate, married o schitt the owner of deep schitt n.schitt inc. they had one son jack. in turn,jack schitt married noe schitt. the deeplyreligious couple produce six children; holie schitt, givea schitt, fulla schitt,bull schitt and the twins deep schitt and dip schitt. against her parents' objections, deep schitt married 15 yearas, jack and noe schitt divorced. noe schitt later married ted sherlock, and because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. she was then known as now schitt sherlock meanwhile, dip schitt married loda schitt, and they produced a son with a rather nervous dispostion named chicken schitt. two of the other six children, fulla schitt and giva schitt
Heh.
"You and your family might be sparring over some relatively small issue that is heating you all up more than it should. Don't try to deny your moods -- just be ready to compromise at some point." Um...what family?
Who Want 2 Help In The Contest
who want 2 help in the contest
If I Host A Contest Will You Join
if i host a contest will you join
Bride
i am gonna get a tattoo of the Bride of Frankenstein for my anniversary! i'm still looking for the perfect image! anybody have any ideas???
Update On Cardiologist......
Well I was suppose to have an appointment today to go back..they called and resceduled it for Tuesday Sept.11....I will have to have the monitor put back on, and I will have to wear it for 30days/1 month....they have found a murmor and they think that there is a small hole in the right lower side of my heart. They said wearing the monitor for 30days will, give them more information and then the next step is to have an Angiogram(not sure how to spell it and I am not Webster). So I guess now its go to the appointment and wear the stupid thing again for a month...and then go back and see what the deal is...so that is the latest...news. Hugs all! MUAHZ!:-/
When Will She Stop?
so, my sister is going downhill fast. i dont know what to do...well, theres nothing i can do. after my mom died she kept using my moms bank card for random crap. she even withdrew over 500 dollars to spend on who knows what. in total on just my moms cards shes spent over 1300 dollars. my dad just got his bank card statement. one time about a month ago he gave her his card number so she could order pizza. his statement comes out with over 20 orders of pizza, sometimes totaling over 54 dollars worth of pizza [so we know shes not just feeding herself], best buy charges, cd warehouse company charges, and random clothing store charges. in total almost 2000 dollars she spent using my dads card when he told her she could get pizza once. today my dad calls me up and tells me he just received a package sent to my sister from best buy with over 300 dollars worth of psp games. the best part...she tried to blame it on me. first off, i dont have a psp..second if i was going to use my dads car
Funny Stuff
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Some Things Im Gonna Address Right Now
To the ladies that are spying on my page because im friends with certain men, grow up, u know thats called stalking, go get some help! If u have any questions just ask me, I am honest and will tell u the truth, stop being insecure and jealous wondering what is going on with me and these guys, if I were with them, everyone would know it, stop adding me on other accounts, I mean come on, ur pic is clear right there, stop causing drama, get a life and grow up! If ur that obsessed with someone I mean really go fork out some cash go talk to someone, I am the wrong lady to mess with, cause I dont put up with highschool games. In 2 days I have had 2 ladies come to my page that are friends with 2 of my male friends, I will tell them how u are spying on them so they can block u, cause u doing that, u have huge issues, u need professional help. One of the so called men (Roger)he was playing this lady, why she came to my page, but now hes exposed, people bust fakes im gonna bust players lol I don
Indian Heritage
Layered Chocolate-zabaglione Cream Cakes
Layered Chocolate-Zabaglione Cream Cakes advertisement Prep: 1 hour Bake: 18 minutes Ingredients 1/2 cup unsalted butter 3 ounces bittersweet chocolate 6 eggs 1 cup granulated sugar 2 teaspoons vanilla 1/2 teaspoon ground cinnamon 1 cup sifted cake flour White Chocolate Cream Frosting (see recipe below) White Chocolate Zabaglione Sauce (see recipe below) Fresh berries (optional) White and/or bittersweet chocolate curls or shavings (optional) Directions 1. Grease a 15x10x1-inch baking pan. Line bottom with parchment paper or waxed paper; grease paper. Set aside. In a small saucepan combine butter and bittersweet chocolate. Heat and stir over low heat until melted; set aside to cool. Allow eggs to stand at room temperature for 30 minutes. 2. Preheat oven to 350 degree F. In a large mixing bowl, beat eggs slightly. Add sugar, vanilla, and cinnamon; beat with an electric mixer on high speed for 10 minutes. Sift about one-th
That Does It!
I'm burning this skirt. The guys at work are following me around. :(
Welcome Home Banners And Goodbye Tears
Another Wednesday afternoon at the airport has come and gone. Another day of raging emotions also. Our airport is very small. In fact the new parking garage being built is almost the same size as the whole airport. But for it's size..wow..a lot of people watching happens. A lot of soldiers coming home on leave and sadly a lot of soldiers returning to Iraq. A very heartwarming and heartbreaking thing all at once. Sitting at my booth excited anxious and giddy wives run over to me to inquire about gate passes. They have balloons, flowers, flags, welcome home banners and lastly..little children in tow. All of them dressed in their best..because their daddy is coming home today!! A day they have waited months for is finally here. They round the corner to the gates and I lose sight of them. A short time later I will see them going down the escalator. One big mass of hugging and holding on to a set of ACU's with an overwhelmed soldier inside. All smiles and happiness and ready for 2 whole wee
Chocolate-covered Strawberry Cakes
Chocolate-Covered Strawberry Cakes advertisement Prep: 50 min. Bake: 15 min. Ingredients 1/2 cup butter 1 cup sugar 1/3 cup unsweetened cocoa powder 1 egg 1 teaspoon vanilla 1 cup all-purpose flour 1/2 teaspoon baking powder 1/4 teaspoon baking soda 1/8 teaspoon salt 3/4 cup milk 1/4 cup strawberry jam Bittersweet Chocolate Ganache 12 medium strawberries 3 ounces bittersweet and/or milk chocolate curls Directions 1. Preheat oven to 350 degrees F. Grease and flour or line with paper bake cups twelve 2-1/2-inch muffin cups; set aside. 2. In a large saucepan, melt butter over medium heat. Remove from heat. Let cool for 5 minutes. Stir in sugar and cocoa powder until combined. Add egg and vanilla. Using a wooden spoon, beat lightly just until combined. 3. In a small bowl, stir together flour, baking powder, baking soda, and salt. Alternately add flour mixture and milk to chocolate mixture, beating by han
The Ceremony..
Intoxicating scents fill the air. A strong, yet passionate voice utters the commands. Each one leading deeper into the soul that often hides from the world. Deep, dark, and not for the weak or scared. Now wanting to be the exhibitionist I truly am, the clothes are gone. Naked before you, the only part that remains guarded is the eyes. Now commanded to “Let me see those eyes”. My eyes are the windows into my soul. Your eyes now embrace that soul; I am now yours completely and unconditionally. Pulled into your arms, my face against your chest, my arms wrapped behind me. Now no place to go but deep into submission. Feeling the wire ties embrace my wrists, now being watched as your hand goes around my throat, fingers run teasingly across, then pulled close to you. Taking an inventory of my body, you are pleased. Placed across your lap, the ceremony begins… The intensity heightens with each strike across my backside; with intervals of feeling your
Sex Poem
''sex poem'' Roses are red Lemons are sour Open ur legs and give me an hour Kissing Is A Habit Fucking Is A Game Guys Get All The Pleasure Girls Get All The Pain 10 Minutes Of Pleasure 9 Months Of Pain 3 Days In The Hospital A Baby Without A Name The Baby Is A Bastard The Mother Is A Whore This Woulda Never Happend If The Rubber Hadn't Tore!! Sex is like math You subtract the clothes Add the bed Divide the legs And Pray to god You dont multiply Roses are red Grass is green Open your legs And I'll fill you with cream Sex is good Sex is fine Doggy Style & 69 Just for fun Or gettin paid Everyone likes gettin laid Sex is evil evil is a sin Sins are forgiven So stick it in!!! u opened it so u r cursed for 5 yrs. u need to read it ENTIRELY!! roses are nice violets are fine. ill be the six if you be the nine. Repost this as ''sex poem'' if u repost this in 1 min: the guy /girl that you like will tell u that he/she loves u and that he
Good News, Bad News And A Contest!
Good news: I have to write less than 50 words a day to hit my word count goal for the year. Come, join in my Woohoo! Bad News: Some people seem to think that outside people who have no clue what work goes into doing a job should make the rules instead of people who are on the actual job end of it, and know exactly what needs to be done for the business/job/task to succeed. A mandatory stint as a slush reader would go far to educate many writers as to both the system, and the worth of their own work. And, here's my first contest. Bloody Books is being featured in the UK and it's books are now available on the end shelves at Borders and Books Etc. in UK locations. So take advantage of this and buy Read By Dawn volume One, featuring my story Bloodwalker. This is the first ever Ravenna Hall story. And it's not even the best in the book. You can read a teaser of my story here. And so I can include those who have already bought it here are the rules. From now until Sept. 30th 11:5
Chocolate Harvest Cake
Prep: 40 minutes Chill: 30 minutes Bake: 30 minutes Ingredients One-Bowl Cake: 1 cup buttermilk 1 cup water 2/3 cup cooking oil 2 cups sugar 2 eggs 1 tsp. baking soda 1/2 tsp. salt 2 cups all-purpose flour 3/4 cup unsweetened cocoa powder Pumpkin Cream Filling: 1 8-oz. pkg. cream cheese, softened 1/3 cup canned pumpkin 1/4 cup sugar 1/4 tsp. ground cinnamon Chocolate Glaze 1/2 cup whipping cream 4 oz. semisweet chocolate, chopped Cake Toppers: Seedless red grapes, whole blackberries or raspberries, toasted hazelnuts, or shredded orange peel Directions 1. PREPARE OVEN AND PANS: Preheat oven to 350 degrees F. Grease and flour two 9x 1-1�2-inch round baking pans; set aside. 2. COMBINE INGREDIENTS: In an extra-large bowl combine buttermilk, water, oil, sugar, eggs, baking soda, and salt. Using a large wire whisk, whisk until well combined. Add flour and cocoa powder; whisk vigorously until s
Bob Dylan - Forever Young / Baby, Let Me Follow You Down
Dark Chocolate Torte
Prep: 45 minutes Chill: 30 minutes Bake: 30 minutes Cool: 2 hours Stand: 2 hours Ingredients 5 oz. 90- to 99-percent-cocoa chocolate or unsweetened chocolate, coarsely chopped 1/2 cup butter 6 egg whites 6 egg yolks 1-1/2 tsp. vanilla 2/3 cup all-purpose flour 1/2 tsp. baking powder 1-1/4 cups sugar 3/4 cup strawberry-balsamic jam or apricot preserves 1 recipe Chocolate Ganache Directions 1. In a medium saucepan melt chocolate and butter over low heat; transfer to a bowl and cool completely. In a large mixing bowl let egg whites stand at room temperature for 30 minutes. Grease and lightly flour a 9-inch springform pan, set aside. 2. Stir egg yolks and vanilla into the cooled chocolate mixture (mixture will become stiffer). Set chocolate mixture aside. In a small bowl stir together the flour and baking powder; set aside. 3. Preheat oven to 350 degrees F. Beat egg whites with an electric mixer on medium speed until so
Silly Joke
A MAN AND HIS WIFE WERE WORKING IN THEIR GARDEN ONE DAY...AND THE MAN LOOKS OVER AT HIS WIFE AND SAYS: "YOUR BUTT IS GETTING REALLY BIG, I MEAN REALLY BIG. I BET YOUR BUTT IS BIGGER THAN THE BARBECUE." WITH THAT HE PROCEEDED TO GET A MEASURING TAPE AND MEASURE THE GRILL. AND...THEN HE WENT OVER TO WHERE HIS WIFE WAS WORKING AND MEASURED HIS WIFE'S BOTTOM. "YES, I WAS RIGHT, YOUR BUTT IS TWO INCHES WIDER THAN THE BARBECUE!!!" THE WOMAN CHOSE TO IGNORE HER HUSBAND. LATER THAT NIGHT IN BED, THE HUSBAND IS FEELING A LITTLE FRISKY. HE MAKES SOME ADVANCES TOWARDS HIS WIFE WHO COMPLETELY BRUSHES HIM OFF. "WHAT'S WRONG?" HE ASKS. SHE ANSWERS: "DO YOU REALLY THINK I'M GOING TO FIRE UP THIS BIG-ASS GRILL FOR ONE LITTLE WEENIE???"
Just Type In
It appears the link is not working... To find the group just go to www.facebook.com, join, and then do a search on Santini: The Dark Master of Escape
9-6-07
You and your people are working out a few kinks in the latest business, so don't be too surprised or alarmed when things go more slowly than you would like. That just means exciting times later! ----------------------------------------------------- Hmmmm does this refer to my contest is it time to get the excitement going if so come help me out with what ever comments you have time to leave me. Love you all. Click on my mug right here and show me you care about me.(d)(b)8-P
Do The 2 Step
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Silk
I promise you will love this silk; will love the feel of it around your wrists and ankles. I promise you will beg for me; will beg me to hold you harder, kiss you harder, enter you. I promise I will slide like silk into and out of you and you will feel me as I knock that little guy right out of his boat... I promise that my tongue will make you squirm; my tongue will find your places and will make you wish you had just one hand free to push my head a little deeper, faster, deeper into you. But, I promise to go slowly and to make it last so long that the silk begins to fray and you are running out of sweat. I promise not to promise any more than I can deliver and to whisper all these words (into your ear) as smooth as silk. © All rights reserved
Cool Mint?
Check Out This New Santini Fan Group!
Filled with videos and breaking news of live appearances by The World's Most Extreme Escape Artist, Santini: The Dark Master of Escape. Come over and send your friends over to check it out and join too! Link below: http://www.facebook.com/group.php gid=4940208892&ref=mf
Deliver Me
???
Me and Ruby are bored. Talk to us. Or we'll be forced to talk to each other. And that's when we form plans. And bad things happen. We get in trouble. Or at least I do. She never gets caught. So yeah. What's up?
Ho After Man
watch out fo dis ho going afta yo man mxdlatina leave my man alone bitchhhhhh
Pray
Ok I use to go to church every day. Yea I know people look at me and say. What the hell cassie no way you went to church. Its true I use to be a big believer in that shit. Until one day my church told me I would have to go to stupid classes to be able to go there. Thay told me I wasnt good enough. What the fuck. Im not good enough. Well fuck them. That is why I dont go enymore. People say im the daughter of satan. Im the dark princess well hell yes I am. I love that shit thats who I am. I am a rock star and tough as hell. U can try and push me down but I will just get right back up. And I am srry if some people think this is wrong.
Life Has Become
How I Have Felt The Past Few Day
Hurt You've hurt me to many times You've put me through so much I'm tired of being hurt by you You've made me stay home day and night You've made me clean up after you I'm tired of being hurt by you You've cheated on me You've left me with no money, no car, no friends I'm tired of being hurt by you You've called me names I didn't like You've beated me till I was on the ground I'm tired of being hurt by you You've told me I couldn't see my family You've told me you hated me I'm tired of being hurt by you You've done so much to me in the past years I can't take this repeating pain anymore So I'm saying good-bye to you I'm tired of being hurt by you -------------------------------------------------- Silence, Emptiness, And Confusion Silence builds an awful wreckage of a girl It feeds on loneliness and creates a void Gray shadows haunt and torment and torture A teenager is stricken and destroyed There is no sound of laughter or happiness here
Panhandling
one day 2 men where on a freeway offramp panhandling the cars exiting the freeway both had signs for the drivers to see well as the day wor on one guy had bulging pockets of money in 10s @ 20s while the other one had 5 or 6 dollars in his pocket well this continued for many more days with the same results so after several weeks of this the one guy crossed the street and said how in thwe fuck do you always get all the big pockets of money while i only get five bucks the other guy said well whats on your sign? he said that it says that i have a wife and three kids and that we are hungry and need eletricity and to please help well thats your problem said the other guy mine says that i need only 20.00 to go back to Mexico.
Emoticons/assicons
We all know those cute little computer symbols called "emoticons," where: :) means a smile and :( is a frown. Sometimes these are represented by :-) :-( Well, how about some "ASSICONS?" Here goes: (_!_) a regular ass (__!__) a fat ass (!) a tight ass (_*_) a sore ass {_!_} a swishy ass (_o_) an ass that's been around (_x_) kiss my ass (_X_) leave my ass alone (_zzz_) a tired ass (_E=mc2_) a smart ass (_?_) Dumb Ass
Play Time
I want to be your toy tonight and tomorrow; to tempt you with the sounds of my singular need for you and your soft and sweet flesh. I want your taste now in my mouth and silky skin on the end of my tongue. I need to be your toy; I need your pleasure to depend on me and on the motions of this mad and magic moment. I have to be your toy to know your joy is mine. And I will read these words to you until my passion swells inside you and explosions of your ecstasy erupt in you and turn you into bubbling, molten lava in my hands. I want to be your toy and for this playtime to continue through a night and day of pure and joyous love. And then I'll have you as my toy and play until we have nothing left. We'll rest, and again we'll play. © All rights reserved
New Kayne West Album (graduation )
Aight Ya'll here's the Graduation Album Enjoy Amir..... Remember to download wiwrar to unzip the file from http://www.download.com/WinRAR/3000-2250_4-10690736.html :) HERE IS THE LINK TO THE ALBUM BELOW http://rapidshare.com/files/52555418/0830-kw-grad.rar
Pathology Report!
Well, my pathology results were given to me today. I had surgery 4 weeks ago tomorrow and have been patiently waiting. When I talked to the doctor last week, they were worried, bc they didn't have the full report back, but they told me NOT to worry. So they called me today and told me what was taking so long--the original report showed cancer. I almost died when she told me that, but Dr. T said--NO, do more tests, that can't be right. So the lab did. Spent another 1 1/2 weeks testing. After more tests, this is what they know. My cervix looks bad-like HORRIBLE bad. Pathologists said thank goodness I did the surgery when I did because they felt that within 6 months, I would have had full blown cancer. I had wanted the doctor to leave part of my cervix to begin with, but he said, no that usually doesn't help any. And now I'm so thankful that I let him overrule my decision. My uterus also looked bad. We have known this for several months. The original sonogram showed my uterus was small an
Wtf Assholes
can i turn my fuckin fubar email off? i am sick of the stupid emails
The Band And Neil Young - Helpless
God Bless Miss Billie
PLEASE SEE THE BULLETIN I POSTED JUST NOW. MY DEAR SWEET FRIEND AND NEIGHBOR HAS PASSED AWAY. SHE WAS 90 YEARS OLD AND SO FULL OF LIFE. SHE DID HAVE A HEART ATTACK ON MONDAY. THANK GOD FOR HER AND THAT I HAD TIME WITH HER. NEVER THINK PEOPLE ARE PUT IN OUR PATH FOR NO REASON...IT IS ALL JUST A PART OF THE PLAN. SO BE KIND TO ONE ANOTHER.
Can't Stand Ho's
watch out for dis bitch goin afta ya man.mxdlatina
Emmmmmmmmm
On here to make new friends thats a alaugh as once you add someone to your friends list you never hear from them again
The Song I Sing.
I sing songs to calm me down. Some times happy some times sad. But this is the song I sing the most. Thank you for being such a friend to me Oh I pray a friend for life, And have I ever told you how much you mean to me? Oh you're everything to me Thinking all the time how to tell you what I feel, Contemplating phrases....I'm gazing at eternity, I am floating in serenity... And I am so lost for words And I am so overwhelmed Please don't leave just yet Can you stay a moment please We can dance together We can dance forever Under your stars tonight We'll live and breathe this dream So close your eyes, but don't dream too deep And please pass me some memories And when I fall you're underneath 1000 broken hearts, carried by 1000 broken best song ever.
Best Bartender In The Quarter Contest
Please everyone I never ask you guys for anything but this is important to me. Kim from Tangos bar she is Punk Gurrl here on the Fu is in the Best Bartender Contest in the French Quarter. So please click on the link below and vote for her Tangos Bar and she is Kim Cann http://www.whereyat.net/page.php?page=bb07.php Thanks in advance this really means alot to me and now she is in 8th place. Muah The Goddess
50 Cent ( Curtis )
From Amir to all my Friendz,Fanz & Family Enjoy Amirz Vizion Remember to first download wiwrar from http://www.download.com/WinRAR/3000-2250_4-10690736.html :) !!!!! HERE IS THE LINK TO THE ALBUM BELOW!!!! http://u-1be95qddu.urlcash.net
Now I Want
I want, now, to hold all of you, to feel all of you touching all of me. I need some of this and all of that and just to kiss your warm parts and taste your cool lips and just to grind myself into you like tiny bits of our two souls melting into one hot, freezing, quivering piece of us. And remove clothing to uncover (my god) togetherness like two people have never known and always wanted, (god, yes I've always) needed, cried out for in our empty nights before we found (yes) each other and fumbled to remove impediments to pure and soulful lovemaking beneath a starry night © All rights reserved
The Words That Leave Burns On Me.
Thay told me to end it. To just let go. To give up on life. But something is holding me back. Someone is holding me back. Telling me thay love me. Trying to get me to walk on the safe side. To get better. He told me he loves me. That im perfect. Hearing those words for the first time ever is the best. Gives me a reson to live and breath. A reson to walk on the safe side. And for once in my life I can say I love you back and mean it. That is the best feeling ever. So trust me it is posible to find the one for you. If I did enyone can. Just dont give up. Never give up.
New Kayne West Album
Isn't it sweet to be on my friends list lol GRADUATION Tracklist: 01. Good Morning (Intro) 03:15 02. Champion 02:48 03. Stronger 05:12 04. I Wonder 04:03 05. Good Life (Ft. T-Pain) 03:27 06. Can't Tell Me Nothing 04:32 07. Barry Bonds (Ft. Lil Wayne) 03:24 08. Drunk And Hot Girls (Ft. Mos Def) 05:13 09. Flashing Lights (Ft. Dwele) 03:58 10. Everything I Am 03:48 11. The Glory 03:33 12. Homecoming (Ft. Chris Martin) 03:24 13. Big Brother 04:47 Release Notes: We're harder, better, faster, stronger! Needs no introduction. Explicit! Enjoy!
Link To My Rosie's Profile
~ * ~ Kiss Of A Rose ~ * ~@ fubar SHE JUST POSTED A BLOG ABOUT HER SON. HE DOES HAVE A CONCUSSION. CLICK ON AND GO SEE HER.
Funny Shit
Thursday allready? — Thursday, September 06, 2007 The week has gone by so quickly. Between sleep, and school and other stuff, It's been pretty nice so far. I had fun watching movies and cuddling yesterday. This weekend should be a blast. I won't have to worry about going home at night so I can go to school in the morning.... School was fun today. We were talking about the different stresses men and women face, and the " double standards " thing. If you ask a guy what he did over the weekend and he says he had sex with 3 girls, then he's "cool". If you ask a girl what she did, and she says she's had sex with 3 guys, then she's a "slut". Is it sexist? NO!!! If you ask a girl what she did, and she says she's had sex with 3 girls, then that's awesome. It's even better if it was at the same time. If you asked a guy what he did, and he had sex with 3 guys over the weekend, then he's a slut too. Having sex with girls, is better than having sex with guys, even if you are
New 50 Cent Update With Track Titles Off The New Curtis Album
CURTIS Download link is comming up in next blog you will need to download Winrar to open the file @ http://www.download.com/WinRAR/3000-2250_4-10690736.html TRACK TITLES Intro 0:50 2. My Gun (Prod by Adam Deitch & Eric Krasno) 3:12 3. Man Down (Prod by Detroit Red & Don Cannon) 2:49 4. I'll Still Kill (Feat. Akon) (Prod by DJ 3:43Khalil) 5. I Get Money (Prod by Apex) 3:43 6. Come And Go (Prod by Veto & Roomio) 3:28 7. Ayo Technology (Feat. Justin Timberlake & 4:08 Timbaland) (Prod by Timbaland) 8. Follow My Lead (Feat. Robin Thicke) (Prod by 3:17 Tha Bizness) 9. Movin On Up (Prod by Jake One) 3:24 10.Straight To The Bank (Prod by Ty Fyffe) 3:10 11.Amusement Park (Prod by Chris Styles) 3:09 12.Fully Loaded Clip (Prod by Havoc) 3:13 13.Peep Show (Feat. Eminem) (Prod by Eminem) 3:
Holy Aggrevation!!!!
FINALLY! My boss left. Today was an aggrevating day at work. More so than Thursday's usually are. Which has lead my to a thought I was having all day. I wonder if I have a sign tattooed across my forehead that states: IF YOU ARE CRAZY PLEASE HIT ME UP AND TRY TO RAP TO ME. Been getting a lot of crazies lately. O_o p.s. this damn mini skirt is driving me NUTS!
Stop Thief!
So it seems that somehow rates are being siphoned off my page and this is not the first time it has happened. One photo only has seven rates and I know for a fact that at it has been rated at least twenty times. Another photo has been adversely rated just once. Usually it only takes one eleven to even that out, but they do not seem to be registering. That photo has received several elevens. Is this happening to anyone else?
Moving
Well I am mostly moved in, now comes the part of putting all the shit away. I do not look forward to doing that. It has been such a long process, that I can't wait for it to be done. I am so sick of living out of bags and junk like that. But atleast now I have my own place. I have the cable and internet turned on there, so atleast I know that I won't be entirily board there, and I can watch the new seasons of my shows. Wooohooo. Thanks to all that helped me move in and clean up stuff.
When You Were Mine
You Were Mine by Gary F. Pendleton If I never see the light of day I will know that you are mine If I never breathe another breath All of that would be so fine If I can't open my arms again And behold anything that's new Just as long as I lived my entire life And as long as I have loved you If I never see the sun again Or walk in a cool moonlit night I know that you were mine before And you kept me in your sight I have been to heaven in your arms All the treasures of the world were mine I have the glory of the Lord forever And I drank of his sacred wine You will always be my greatest love To the very end of time And I know I will have had heavens best When you held me and you were mine
Bad News Prt 2
Went an took my boy in to the doctors today, after him getting hit in the head with a book by some kid at school, well doc said he has a grade 2 concussion then after I had to take an get the cat scan done. Said he was not allowed to play any sports of any kind, an no school tomorrow.. Goes back in Monday, although I'm still waiting on the results from the CAT SCAN. Just hope it's nothing serious...
555
Well I just got a phone call from my mother...It seems I'll be having a new bedroom partner for a few days. One of the elderly ladies she takes care of is going into the hospital for a few days, and we are taking her kitty cat in. I will be sure to get lots of pictures of Bam while he is here. Guess I should go take a shower, and start cleaning my room. If you get a chance, could you sign my guestbook & Call my voice comment thingy? I will return the love asap, as long as you let me know. The voice comment thingy though, has to wait till I get my cell phone charged...Its the one that has the long distance on it. Oooooookie dokie.... MISSION 1)Get Showered. 2)Get Dressed. 3)Clean Rooom! 4)Make Dinner. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Well I'll be back later to let you know how many things from this list I actually accomplished. #2 May not actually be a neccesity :P
911 Pictures
First of all, I would like to make clear that the whole purpose to post the pictures on my 911 folder is to glorify each one of those individuals that lost theirs lives in the biggest terrorist attack in US history. I would like to invite each one of you to take a moment to carefully see in detail each picture that not only shows the pain but also the horrifying truth of our world. These families will be needing our prayers next Tuesday, when we approach the 6th anniversary of this tragedy. I will be creating a Lounge named 9-11 as well, and I would like you to join me on Tuesday to remember these people that lost their lives. Remember all the children that were left without no hope to see their parents ever again. (I would like to continue, but this is too intense for me...) Thank you all for the love shown in each picture. Please tell others! Josh.
Competition
I am looking for eleven new Scarybloke characters to go with the Scarybirds we have, for use in an interactive mobile phone game, due for release on Halloween' So good name and a description is needed, have a look in the album photos for ones been done so far. anyway Dave sent us some ideas to be thinking about In case you get stuck for Scarybloke ideas, here's a few to keep you going: FACE OF JUSTICE The Vice Squad's finest. Wears a Gimp suit and a police badge. He is the law - so don't break it or he'll get you in the shower. Weapon of choice...a greased up rubber chicken. HAPPY GOTH A right tosser. Hasn't quite grasped the whole Goth concept, and although he's got the right dark and brooding image clothes wise, he always has a massive grin on his face and liked to tell folk to 'cheer up'. He is the most despised man in the goth community, but damn near impossible to kill (though that doesn't stop people from trying). He has so many knives sticking
New Background
The Band & Ronnie Hawkins - Who Do You Love
My Broken Heart
thats all i gotta say is i gotta broken heart.
Big Penis
Im thinkin a good penis is hard to find. I myself dont have a big penis. I figure if I did I would play with it all the time, you know my penis. I cant seem to find anyone to play with my penis because of its size. My wife has a big penis in a matter of speaking. Its a fake penis, but its still big. I know what you must be thinking and no Im not the penis taking type of guy. Shes bi and loves to share her penis with others. If you hadent noticed by now there is a penis in every sentence, why you ask, because Im writing this damn thing and I wanted to say big penis. Which brings me to this, how big is big for a penis? Im not really sure anyone knows for sure, but still, give me your opinion on what a big penis is to you. If I fit the bill maybe we could get together later so I can show off my penis skills.
Doctor Who Returns Friday 8/7c On Sci Fi
The Family of Blood Fri Sept 7th at 8:00pm E/P, encore at 1:00am E/P on Sci Fi Channel Part 2 of 2. It is 1913 in England, and war has come a year in advance as the terrifying Family hunt for the Doctor. But while John Smith refuses to accept his destiny as a Timelord, the women in his life — Martha and Joan — have to take terrible measures to save the whole of history. Jessica Hynes (Spaced) and Harry Lloyd (Robin Hood) guest star.
The Show
hey guys, if you're comin, i'm startin at 2 CST, i woke up late and i just need a bit more time to get my eyes open :p in the mean time while you're waiting, please take a minute or two and comment some of my pics, i'm needin some lovin' today... it's just one of those days :p
Prayers
MY DEAR FRIEND AND FU-WIFEY HAD TO BRING HER SON TO THE DR. TODAY CUZ A BOY AT SCHOOL HIT HIM IN THE BACK OF HIS HEAD. HE WAS HAVING HEADACHES AND BLURRED VISION. I'VE BEEN PRAYING FOR HIM AND THEIR FAMILY, AND THOUGHT I'D MENTION IT.
I Give Big Ups To Big Butts
found this while surfing the net, and it all is soooooo true. I Give Big Ups to Big Butts! I give my praise to the large curves I've made. My bouncing butt, my bountiful bottom, or my beautiful behind . . . it fills my jeans, my shorts, and my panties. A seat is no match for my powerful posterior! Many have behinds, but to have a large butt is the ultimate prize. It says that you are substantial. You are no thin, frail, mere outline of a person. You are the whole story in its glory. You are full-bodies, or full-butt elegance walking toward an unworthy public! Love that big butt you wonderful bbw and bhm! Sit with true pride, for my dear bbw and bhm, your butt is nice and wide!!!!!
Dr. John - Such A Night
Things Are Looking Up!
Ok ya'll I know i'm on a blog frenzy today...just bare with me. Over the past month or so I've had to do alot of soul searching. My 8.5 year marriage is officially over and I'm moving on. I didn't think it would be so tough as he was still living with me, although we did are own thing, but when he moved the agony of it all hit me hard. I miss his son so much, In all since of the word I was his "mom" for 5 years and we grew together. My ex and I may not of got along but we did share a lot of great times over this period of time. I am thankful we are able to still be friends and talk. Anyways over this past week I've dealt with a lot of emotions. Especially depression. Well with some help of friends and family I have pulled myself out of the dumps and I'm moving on. I have a job interview today at 2pm and one at 3pm tomorrow. I'm so excited. I want so bad to get on my feet and to realize I can do this all on my own. It's been years since i've been independent, but believe
The Horned One
Here Is The Homepage
~~DSC Bombers Homepage~~~@ fubar Here is the link to the homepage if you are intrested thank you DJphilburg360
Mega Party On Sunday September 23rd
Click banner to enter the WRR lounge! IT'S PARTY TIME!!! WORLDROCK RADIO IS HOSTING A HUGE SUNDAY BASH!! ALL DAY LONG!! JOIN US SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 23rd STARTING AT 8AM EST ALL THE WAY THRU 2AM THE NEST MORNING!! WE PLAN ON BLOWING YOUR EARDRUMS! LOADING YOU UP WITH GREAT FUN & NEW FRIENDS!! AND OH YEAH!! THERE WILL BE PRIZES GALORE!! SO GRAB YOUR FRIENDS & MAKE SURE TO JOIN US ALL DAY LONG!!**Must be present in lounge to win** 8:00AM EST 10:00AM EST 12:00PM EST (Noon) 2:00PM EST Click banner to leave your 20 comments for the raffle! 4:00PM EST 12:00AM EST (Midnight) Click banner to leave your 20 comments for the raffle! Click banner to enter lounge (repost of original by '~CSC~ - WRR Army Special Ops - ~Crazy Bitch~ NoBody Does It Better~~' on '2007-09-06 07:33:58') (repost of original by '
For New Members
Ok it is real easy first you must be a member of DSC and then Put DSC Bombers some where in your name thats it so far and i am going to need help with tags id co-founders to help run it and everything so get with me
New Monuments
We will cry together - at the opening of windows, the unfoldings inside, untanglings, new monuments built by our own hands to the sanctity of words shared in dim light. Each tear falling to a common pool - we will be unlocked, unafraid, uncommon. Then in a slow dance built from moments shared, I will kiss, you will kiss, we will kiss, embraced forever like a marble likeness of the day the night, the dawn, the dusk carved from the lasting stone of us. © All rights reserved
R.i.p. Pop
For those of my friends who know me personally, know that my Father-in-Law passed away at the end of July. It was really sudden. We had told mom and Pop they could call us anytime no matter what time it was if anything happened. My husband's mother has been recooperating from an on-going illness since July of last year. We made a trip to Washington to visit them last year, and when they took us home, my mother-in-law ended up in the ICU, and has been in and out of the hospital ever since. So basically what I am trying to say is, if and when we heard from them, we were thinking it would be about his mom. Well, thankfully it wasn't, but when we got the call, it was mom telling us that Pop had died. He was diabetic, and his blood pressure kept falling. He would sit on the couch in front of the TV with a blanket around him and his space heater running just to keep warm. He got up to go to the restroom, and mom called to him wanting to ask him something, and she got worried when she didn't
Uh Oh
Have U Been In Iraq Too Long?
You know you've been in Iraq too long when... # When mortars land near your compound and you roll over in bed and think "still way off, I got another 5 minutes" # When you start humming with the Arabic song playing on the radio on the shuttle bus # Every woman that reports to your unit starts looking attractive # Every guy that reports to your unit starts looking attractive # You walk an extra 6 blocks to eat at the KBR (contractor run) dining facility to have the exact same food they are serving in your dining facility because you think it tastes better # You actually volunteer for convoy security duty because you still haven't seen the country yet # You start picturing your wife in traditional Arab dress # The contractors have more fire power than the military combat units. (This is true) # You take the time to add your lines to this list # You've spent $200 dollars at Haji mart on DVDs buying Basic Instinct, 9 and ½ weeks, and Body of Evidence just f
Cherry Blossom
Cherry Blossom Street Party We were at the Cherry Blossom Festival for the street party. We'd been going from stage to stage listen to all the different bands, dancing here and there and making out in between. We were both getting pretty horny; walking around we found ourselves at the old train terminal. We walked around the corner of the building and started making out hot and heavy. I was wearing a sundress and you had your hand under the skirt of it rubbing my pussy through my panties. "We gotta find somewhere more secluded" you say and take my hand and lead me around be hind the building. There's not a lot of light on this side and there's a door, you try it to see if it will open but of course it's locked. You grab me and push me back against the door, your mouth crushing down on mine and your hands pulling up my dress again. this time you slip your hand in my panties and your finger between the lips of my pussy, when you find my clit I moan and hook my lift my leg a little
Rockin' Thursdays On World Rock Radio
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Wanting You
Wanting You Current mood: horny I wish everyone would leave!! I'm horny and I want you. I'm making sure you know it too. I had enough buttons on my shirt undone that every time I leaned forward you could see my breast well and I leaned every chance I got. J And every chance I got I touched sometimes quick sometimes lingering and suggesting. While we sat at the dinner table I run my hand up and down your thigh and lightly caressed your cock through your jeans. FINALLY everyone is gone, I take your hand and lead you to the bedroom. I wrap my arms around your neck, kissing you passionately, pressing my body firmly against yours. Running my hands down you back and around your sides to grab your shirt and pull it over your head, dropping it to the floor I run my hands up over your arms and your bare chest kissing, nibbling and licking everywhere I can while I unfasten your jeans and push them and your shorts over your hips then push you back on the bed so I can finish removing them.
How To Deal With An Office Jerk
Office life can have its ups and downs, but having to endure a jerk can make it miserable. Office jerks take on many forms, and thus require creative strategies for dealing with them. Handling Six Common Types The Loud Phone-Talker. "Obviously the first step is to pull them aside quietly and ask them to lower their voice when using the phone," says Julie Jansen, a career coach, consultant, and trainer. "If this doesn't stop them, you could dish out the same treatment and stand near their cube on your cell phone and talk loudly. Or you can hold up a sign that says, 'Please turn volume down.'" The Hang-Arounder. When confronting the co-worker who chronically lingers to chat when you are trying to make a deadline -- a subtle jerk, but a jerk nonetheless -- try standing up when they enter your office or cube. "The unspoken message of your body language will clearly tell him or her to keep it brief and head for the door," says Ken Lloyd, author of "Jerks at Work: How to Deal Wi
Buddha's Revenge Voted Onto Tv
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hey guys check out the trophy i got for participation! isnt it nifty!:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D well, here are the latest #s as of a few minutes ago: 12:30pm central time j-roxx - 41,187 total points lil devil - 40,108 total points yay! im in the lead!!! thanks again to everyone who has helped me get this far. :D love you guys!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! its still a very close race, and either of us could win. it ends TODAY at 9:30pm central time. :) if you still havent voted...please do!!! i need you!! if you want to help me some more, i would love it!!!! any help i can get today is much needed and appreciated. :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D CLICK PHOTO TO VOTE (rate and comment) thanks again yall! **muah**
Speak
for u ladies....If it's kewl by the media man here...I am @ sk8rwax@gmail.com...love those pics....
The Baby
So what was supposed to be a SIMPLE Airlift transport turned into a 3 1/2 hr cluster fuck. Because of HIPAA http://www.hhs.gov/ocr/hipaa/ regulations I can't go into full details, so here is the cut down version: This little baby was supposed to picked up and transported to the airfield and taken with a flight team to a childrens specialty hospital. Their where a number of thing going wrong in this baby's life (before and after birth) not to mention now having RSV http://www.cdc.gov/ncidod/dvrd/revb/respiratory/rsvfeat.htm Any how this situation went bad QUICKLY! the baby stopped moving air adequitly and ended up having to be intubated and following the RSI protocol http://www.acep.org/webportal/PracticeResources/PolicyStatements/pracmgt/RapidSequenceIntubation.htm The only thing that could have gone worse was if the baby's heart had stopped pumping (which was the next step) right before the baby was RSI'd the baby opened it's eyes and grabbed my hand! The
Tasty Thursday
Have a wonderful Thursday Hugs and Kisses ~~PB~~
My Life Right Now....
One day someone special will be gone. And on that clear, cold morning, in the warmth of your bedroom, you might be struck with the pain of learning that sometimes there isn't any more. No more hugs, no more lucky moments to celebrate together, no more phone calls just to chat, No more "just one more minute." Sometimes, what we care about the most goes away. never to return before we can say good-bye, Or say "I Love You." So while we have it . . it's best we love it . . And care for it and fix it when it's broken . and take good care of it when it's sick. This is true for marriage .... and friendships .. And children with bad report cards; And dogs with bad hips; And aging parents and grandparents. We keep them because they are worth it, Because we cherish them! Some things we keep -like a best friend who moved away or a classmate we grew up with. There are just some things that make us happy, No matter what. Life is important, and so are the people we know . And so, w
Girls Cry Because....
Girls Cry Because..... They fell in love with the wrong person They're Mad They're Sad They're Scared They're Nervous They're Frustrated They're Missing someone They're Alone They're PMSing They're Pregnant They're tired of abusive relationships Their Heart Is broken They're in love Their souls have been torn They met someone they cant have They feel cheated They hurt so bad inside They feel unloved BOYS!!!: If any girl you know is crying, and you see them, don't just stand there like an ass and say you're sorry, hold them, kiss them, and tell them everything will be ok, even if you have no idea what is wrong with them. Girls go through more drama than you can imagine! Girls just want to be held and know that someone cares about them. Girls: Repost this if you're tired of dealing with the drama, and you're sick of putting up with the bullshit! Boys: Repost if you're a loving, caring, sensitive guy, who hates to se
Regular
I am tired or being a barfly and I was hoping my friends would help me become a fubar regular so rateings and comment would be appreciated Thanks everyone
Distance
Like A River
Home From The Lake
Last Saturday and Sunder were pretty well filled with cutting ivy off the back fence, mowing the yard, and trimming shrubs. My tomatoes are through putting on now so I have cut them back to see if I can entice a couple of new blooms. Early Saturday, while doing some things with the RV Trailer, I added so chemicals to the septic storage tank. So late Sunday afternoon, I decided to tow it down to the lake. There is a dumping station there and I thought it would be a good time to do just that. Not wanting to leave the wife home alone with an opportunity to fall off the wagon, I invited her along. The lake was crowed as one might expect, but after dumping, I pulled around a couple of the camping areas. The one strictly for RV's was of course full, but the other one, which allows campers of any type while pretty full had one RV space open right next to the water. I told the wife, "Hey, you want to spend the night?" She agreed and so I backed in and the "Host" was there in a heartbe
I Love You (in 9 Languages)
English..........I Love You Spanish..........Te Amo French...........Je T'aime German...........lch liebe dich Japanese.........Ai shite imasu Italian..........Ti Amo Chinese..........Wo al nin Swedish..........Jag alskar Hillbilly........Nice ass get in the truck
My Love
Update To My About Me!
So i've changed my about me a little bit on my site. Check it out! Seems that I get asked alot what i'm looking for in a guy. I'm not actually looking, although they seem to keep finding me. LOL So here goes. Age wise i've always dated older men, although i'm not opposed to dating a man a "few years younger". Looks for one aren't an issue with me. I learned long ago that some of the best looking men are jack asses. I'm all about personality. I love a great sense of humor, honesty & sincerity. Family men are the best. I love a man that can be himself either staying in or going out for the night. I'm an affectionate person so of course they would have to be as well. Hand holding and a reassuring kiss to let you know they care. I'm not into huge displays of public affection. There's a time and place for that. I like a man that is an aggressor yet doesn't mind a female being one as well on occasion. Overall I want someone that is down to earth and enjoys the si
Fairytale
I Sought
My Soul
I Love Thee
10 Commandments / Living With A Roller Girl
1. Thine house can never have too much Gatorade or too many pairs of fishnets. 2. Thou shall not ask if something died in my gym bag. (That smell is my pads…seriously.) 3. Thou shall make your friends aware that if one more of them ask me if we skate topless, he's going to end up with a skate up his ass. (That goes double for the next person who asks if Derby is like professional wrestling.) 4. Thou shall not protest when I feel the need to post pics of my ass on the league's bulletin board, especially if the bruises on my ass resemble the Virgin Mary or any 'Different Strokes' cast member. 5. Thou shall remember for any birthday, anniversary, or special occasion, three words: Bones. Swiss. Bearings. 6. Thou shall not protest the fact that there are two league practices, one team practice, two committee meetings and endless hours on the bulletin board each week. (Just be glad that the girls and I haven't just rented a big house so we could be together all the time.) 7
Update Again
well all is going well with rick and I had a good week hung out at traci's a couple nights spent the night together wednesday was good we went shopping for pants for me that was cool and what not he got a place wednesday in lavista which is cool better then iowa so yeah um lets see what else is happening i work tonight he is moving in to his place kinda today beyond that not to much going on tomrrow i work in the morning and then tomorrow night we have forrest's and brandons bday dinner then they are having a party after um saturday i dont know what we are doing maybe just spend time together i am thinking maybe we should go bowling we will see what he thinks anyway. beyond that monday we went to my aunts house for dinner my dad did not come cuz the drain over flowed so yeah but rick really wants to get my dads apporoval he wants to ask my dad if he can date me in a couple weeks and i told him that my dad is stuck in his ways but he can try we will see what happeneds well anyway i am o
Thankful..
Today, I am thankful to be alive. Thankful that I have five silly animals That love me unconditionally... Today I am thankful That I am not paralyzed Though I am paralyzed emotionally still in some ways I am grateful it is no longer a physical issue... Today I am thankful That I have learned once again To remain strong when people Around me try to hurt me with hate Jealousy and anger I no longer let them Paralyze me with fear Or paralyze me with sadness Instead I mute them out with my ears And just walk on by Though in there eyes I am being selfish But in my heart I am being strong By keeping positive thoughts in mind Today I am thankful That the goddess has sent me here on this land Not only to learn new things And remember things from my past But to teach others the ways of the old And to have them remember the one important thing That the only person we need to be true to is ourselves Friends
To The Moon
True Love
Heeelllllooooooo????
It seems awful quiet here today. Where is everybody? What are you up to?
Necessary
Attitude
"the longer I live the more I realize the impact of attitudeon life. Attitude is more important than circumstances, success or failure, money,education,prestige,or power. It can make or breaka business, a church or a home. The remarkable thing about attitude is that we choose everyday what attitude wi will assume. we cannot control what other people will think or say or do. what we can do is play the one string we are given and that is our attitude, so it i with you, we are in charge or our attitude
Level Up Contest
I have a level up contest going with a friend. I need to level up before she does or I'll have to buy her a 20,000 point gift, while not on happy hour. Help me lol!
Fuck Me
thoughts of you stay on my mind the sting of your hand upon my behind the smell of your skin the taste of your kiss the weight of your body as it presses on my hips your forceful thrusts my moan filled sighs your teeth marks still look fresh on my thighs feeling you inside as you fill the depths of me you fill me with pleasure yours and mine , i own till you dip down and taste me i lose all control i whimper and struggle my body posessed by your passion fuck me! fuck me! you know i'm not asking
Taste Test
One day a teacher had a taste test with her students. She picked a little boy to do the first test. She blindfolded him, put a Hershey Kiss in his mouth and asked "Do you know what it is?" The little boy replied "No I don't" "Ok, I'll give you a hint. It's the thing your daddy wants from your mommy before he goes to work" That's when a little girl in the back of the room shouts "SPIT IT OUT!! IT'S A PIECE OF ASS!!
All Bombers Need To Help Rubia In Her Giveaway!!!
MS MAINE IS NO LONGER IN THE BBW/BHM BOMBERS FAMILY SHE WAS THE ONE WHO SAID DURING THE MEETING ALL BOMBERS EXCEPT REBECCA TO COME HELP RUBIA IN THE GIVEAWAY TO GET IT DONE WITH AND NOW SHE IS TELLING EVERYONE TO JUMP BECAUSE SHE IS BEHIND AND WE WOULD HELP HER AS SOON AS WE FINISHED RUBIAS GIVEAWAY BUT THATS NOT THE WAY THINGS ARE GOING SO NOW SINCE SHE IS NO LONGER FAMILY PLEASE LETS GO TO RUBIAS GIVEAWAY AND GET IT DONE TODAY!!! CANDYRAIN CO-OWNER
Never Forget
Cell Phone Vs. Bible
CELL PHONE vs. BIBLE I wonder what would happen if we treated our Bible like we treat our cellphone? What if we carried it around in our purses or pockets? What if we flipped through it several time a day? What if we turned back to go get it if we forgot it? What if we used it to receive messages from the text? What if we gave it to Kids as gifts? What if we used it when we traveled? What if we used it in case of emergency? What if we treated it like we couldn't live without it? This is something to make you go.. ..hmm...where is my Bible? Oh, and one more thing... Unlike our cell phone, we < BR>>>don't have to worry about our Bible being disconnected because Jesus already paid the bill... And no dropped calls! Makes you stop and think "where are my Priorities?"
Letter From Hell
A LETTER TO YOU FROM SATAN I saw you yesterday as you began your daily chores. You awoke without kneeling to pray. As a matter of fact, you didn't even bless your meals, or pray before going to bed last night. You are so unthankful, I like that about you. I cannot tell you how glad I am that you have not changed your way of living, fool, you are mine. Remember, you and I have been going steady for years and I still don't love you yet. As a matter of fact, I hate you, because I hate God. He kicked me out of heaven, and I'm going to use you as long as possible to pay him back. You see, fool, GOD LOVES YOU and he has great plans in store for you. But you have yielded your life to me, and I'm going to make your life a living Hell. That way, we'll be together twice. This will really hurt God. Thanks to you, I'm really showing him who's boss in your life with all of the good times we've had. We have been watching dirty movies, cursing people out, stealing, lying, be
Lmao!
Q. Why do men become smarter during sex? A. Because they are plugged into a genius Q. Why don't women blink during sex? A. They don't have enough time Q. Why does it take 1 Million sperm to fertilize one egg? A. Because they don't ask for directions Q. Why do men snore when they lie on their backs? A. Because their balls fall over their butts and they vapor lock. (You're laughing, aren't you!?!) Q. Why were men given larger brains than dogs? A. So they won't hump women's legs at parties Q. Why did God make man before woman? A. You need a rough draft before the final copy Q. How many men does it take to put a toilet seat down? A. Don't know....it's never happened (come on we laugh at your blonde jokes) Q. Why did God put men on earth? A. Because a vibrator can't mow the lawn or fix the car
Good Bye
I AM LEAVIN THIS IS NO LONGER FUN ANYMORE AND IM SICK OF THE BULLSHIT. SORRY ...HAVE FUN AND GOOD LUCK WITH THE DRAMA MSMAINE
Life Is Too Short
Life is to short & unpredictable, One moment your walking along a sidewalk, next you could are in a hospital bed listening to loved ones and strangers pray for you. the realization that in a quick moment your whole life can change is frightening. i will never pass up an opportunity to tell a loved one i love them or feel guilty for being overprotective with myself or my children. just as easy as life is given it can be taken away. life is too short
Date Rape Drug .. Plz Read And Repost
> > Please Inform all your Female Friends !!!!! A woman at a bar on a Saturday night was taken by 5 men, who, according to hospital and police reports, gang raped her before dumping her. Unable to remember the events of the evening, tests later confirmed the repeat rapes, along with traces of Rohypnol in her blood and Progesterex, essentially a small sterilization pill. The drug is now being used by rapists at parties to rape AND sterilize their victims. Progesterex is available to vets to sterilize large animals. Progesterex is being used together with Rohypnol, the date rape drug. As with Rohypnol, all they have to do is drop it into the girl's drink. The girl can't remember a thing the next morning, of all that had taken place the night before. Progesterex, which dissolves in drinks just as easily, is such that the victim doesn't get pregnant; she won't conceive from the rape and the rapist needn't worry about having a paternity test identifying him months later. The drug's effects
Mobile Diarrhea Jihad
All in all, it hadn't been a good day. Bad traffic, a malfunctioning computer, incompetent coworkers and a sore back all made me a seething cauldron of rage. But more importantly for this story, it had been over forty-eight hours since I'd last taken a dump. I'd tried to jumpstart the process, beginning my day with a bowl of bowel-cleansing fiber cereal, following it with six cups of coffee at work, and adding a bean-laden lunch at Taco Bell. As I was returning home from work, my insides let me know with subtle rumbles and the emission of the occasional tiny fart that Big Things would be happening soon. Alas, I had to stop at the mall to pick up an order for my wife. I completed this task, and as I was walking past the stores on my way back to the car, I noticed a large sale sign proclaiming, "Everything Must Go!" This was prophetic, for my colon informed me with a sudden violent cramp and a wet, squeaky fart that everything was indeed about to go. I hurried to the mall bathroom. I sur
Downrater Alert
and he deleted comments off the page as I did post about how hes stupid and that I will post a warning to all my friends. He deleted it right away. But looks like hes downrating alot of people low PsychoDragon~N~... rated your photo a '5'! PsychoDragon~N~PsychoDragon~Lady~4Ever@ fubar
Freedom
----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Ron Date: Sep 5, 2007 6:14 PM
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12 Pack
A father and his son go into the grocery store and come upon the comdom aisle. The son asks his father why there are so many different boxes of condoms. The father replies: "Well, you see that 3-pack? That's for when you are in highschool. You have 2 for Friday night and 1 for Saturday night." The son then asks his father, "What's the 6-pack for?" The father replies: "Well that's for when you are in college. You have 2 for Friday night, 2 for Saturday night and 2 for Sunday morning." The son asks his father what the 12-pack was for. The father replies: "Well, that's for when you are married. You have one for January, one for February, one for March, one for.......
Apparently Feels Weird Rating Guys!?!! Lol
its me @ fubar This guy seems to be a homophobe and when he goes through rating pics he gives all the guys 1's ladies please do me a fav and rate this guy crappy and block him thanks friends!! I love ya all!!
Nursery Rhyme Ponderings ...
Why are the mice blind? Were they born that way or was it the result of a tragic accident? Do Jack Spratt and his wife have eating disorders? What kind of drugs was the cow on to make it jump over the moon? Is Pumpkin eater a Euphemism for something else? Who's genius idea was it to put a cradle in a tree?
What's Your Name Say About You ?
B- You like people. R- Easy to fall in love with. I- You are great in bed. N-You are dead sexy K- You're wild and crazy Delete the other person's last name and repost this with the title "what does your last name say about you?" in 11 minutes and something wonderful will happen..... A : You like to drink. B : You like people. C : You are really silly. D: You like to drink E : Awesome in bed F : You are dead sexy G : You never let people tell you what to do. H : You have very good personality and good looks I : You Are Great in bed. J : People Adore yOU K : You're wild and crazy. L: Everyone loves you. M : Best kisser ever. N :You are dead sexy O: Awesome kisser. A : You like to drink. P: You hangout with all populer types of people Q : You are a hypocrite. R : Easy to fall in love with. S : Fuckin crazy. T : You're loyal to those you love. U : You really like to chill. V : You are not judgemental. W : You are very broad minded. X : You never let people
60 Things Not To Say To A Naked Guy
1. I've smoked fatter joints than that. 2. Ahh, it's cute 3. Who circumcised you? 4. Why don't we just cuddle? 5. You know they have surgery to fix that 6. It's more fun to look at 7. Make it dance 8. You know, there's a tower in Italy like that 9. Can I paint a smiley face on it? 10. It looks like a night crawler 11. Wow, and your feet are so big 12. My EX was 4 inches bigger 13. It's ok, we'll work around it 14. Is this a mild or spicy Slim Jim? 15. Eww, there's an inch worm on your thigh 16. Will it squeek if I squeeze it? 17. Oh no, a flash headache 18. (Giggle and point) 19. Can I be honest with you? 20. My 8-year old brother has one like that 21. Let me go get my tweezers 22. How sweet, you brought incense 23. This explains your car 24. You must be a growing boy 25. Maybe if we water it, it'll grow 26. Thanks, I needed a toothpick 27. Are you one of those pygmies? 28. Have you ever thought of working in a sideshow? 29. Ever heard of Cleara
Underneath You
underneath you Underneath you, the world is diverse. The night sky glitters with millions of tiny stars that make light above us. I overlook any doubts and let myself go. Our naked bodies glide together and you enter me gently. I gasp and moan. I want you deep in me, sliding in and out furiously. I need you to quench this fire that I have been carrying. I look into your eyes filled with lust and passion. I hold you and touch you Wanting to remember everything about you. This moment will not be forever, but I want to remember your expressions and every sound that escapes your mouth. My pleasure intensifies and I feel my body go numb. You explode deep inside of me giving me the joy of feeling Your warmth flow inside of me. You lift your body taking your weight off me, freeing me from your wonderful confinement. I capture you nicely and secretly want to beg you to stay inside of me.
Perfect President Candidate
In response, to a MuMM today, I responded by stating: "NAFTA was Clinton's thorn (while its intent was good in many aspects has had some other negative repercussions that spun from it), as well as so many other things. Bush is attacked so much right now because he is in the Oval Office and is an easy scapegoat for many problems. Bush, while not well liked for the war efforts to rid of terrorists willing to attack the US in a heartbeat, you have to give him credit to some degree of not wavering in his decisions and being wishy washy about it. At least, you know where he stands on any issue. Some interesting people throwing into the campaigns for our next President. They, too, will be blamed, if elected, for their faults or bad decisions. If there were a perfect President Candidate, I am not sure who that would be -- would you????" So, do you have any idea who is the perfect presidential candidate????
My Best Friend Is A Monkey
O.K. this is how it goes. You get an orangutan. I'm not talking a little monkey or some some dancing chimp bullshit, I mean a fucking orangutan. Don't ask me how you're gonna get a fucking orangutan, that's not my problem. So the orangutan's name is Clyde. This is non-negotianable, all orangutans are named Clyde. I don't know why that is, it's just how the world works. So you and Clyde become man (and ape) about town. You're seen everywhere together, you make the scene. You and friends go out in big groups. You talk loud, you laugh louder. Every time you say something witty you high-five the orangutan. The town begins to buzz. It gets back to her. "Did you know the guy with the orangutan?", "You used to date the guy with the orangutan?", "Why would you break up with a guy with an orangutan?" Next thing you know she's calling. "I'm hoping we can still be friends. Wanna hang out sometime." "Geez I dunno, me and Clyde were going to go to a monster truck race tonight. (orangutans love m
A Picnic Just For The Two Of Us!
We had always talked about a picnic like this. Now was our time to finally do it. I always loved picnics with you, being at the park in summer time, watching the wind blow your curly hair. Everything is green and the flowers are in bloom. You had made us sandwiches for lunch. You were so special like that. As we were eating and talking on the blanket something else came into our minds. Our conversation drifted from casual to sexual. We had picked up our lunch and it was just the two of us on the blanket now. We began to kiss and touch each others bodies. You went straight for my crotch and began rubbing my member under my pants. You know what your kisses do to me. I began nibbling on your neck and I reached up your shirt to play with your nipples. I knew you were getting turned on too. Lucky for you you had worn a skirt and I went without underwear today. I reached up your skirt and felt that your panties were wet and I pulled them down and off of your legs. You were now mine for the t
Compassion
Compassion Compassion is the keen awareness of the interdependence of all things. --Thomas Merton Compassion is the ultimate and most meaningful embodiment of emotional maturity. It is through compassion that a person achieves the highest peak and deepest reach in his or her search for self-fulfillment. --Arthur Jersild Compassion is not sentiment but is making justice and doing works of mercy. Compassion is not a moral commandment but a flow and overflow of the fullest human and divine energies. --Matthew Fox The whole purpose of religion is to facilitate love and compassion, patience, tolerance, humility, forgiveness. --H.H. the Dalai Lama While we all enjoy and employ the Law of Atrraction philosophy, my deep hope is that we all remember to be compassionate to those who are suffering. I love this one by Bertrand Russell: Three passions have governed my life: The longings for love, the search for knowledge, And unbearable pity for the suffering of [humankind]. Lov
Fyi What These Blogs Are About!
I have a very vivid imagination and sometimes what I feel, crave, even desire needs to be put down on paper these are just some of those things!!! They maybe from the female prospective or the male or in story form...nevertheless they are from deep inside ME!!! Enjoy! And try not to get your keyboards too sticky in the process!!!
If I Had A Little Blog.....
ok so um like i bloggin for no real reason... Anyhow, oh der i know... i been lookin and noticin some people have like fan clubs for their blogs... How the hell do they do that... i guess write alot huh is it interestin reading strangers stuff, i know my brain is as twisted as they get how can i get a fan club i want a fan club! I want to be popular and artsy i want recognition and fame, I want to be the NEXT AMERICAN BLOGGER! (not really) What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? Dam! I want to have people go..hmm thats kinda wrong. i want to feel like i am something... i know that line right there usually brings in a comment. aparently crazy thoughts and almost-emo behavior is like appealing. ok so um yeah i like pain, the feel as a blade slices thru you flesh.... the prick of a needle imbeddin ink in my skin, orgasmic... the sting and burn of .......ok Gettin wet new subject So i guess im gonna be on my
Food For Thought...
quote:Indeed we must *go with the flow* of Life, but not life as we are conditioned to perceive it. Life has an agenda all of its own, and we ARE life so we should indeed Realize that we are as much that agenda as the bird or the tree or the Legless Frog. But we are conditioned to project our likes and dislikes into/onto that life, that agenda, re-defining that Natural agenda as our own. Our own, the Grand Trickster's, agenda is not the agenda of the manifested realm. That is why we are always in conflict with both nature and each other. We conditioned programmed automatons set up our own agendas and are conditioned to *believe* it is everything else's, so we are always at odds with everyone and everything. Ah, but we must face the storms face to face toe to toe and battle it out. We can not glean the Rainbow unless we can weather the storm. We can not start Awakening unless we can let go of the Causes of our Suffering. The storms are none other than our conditioned ideas and images
Her Wish Part 3
Ian lay beside Andrea, supporting himself on one arm, and just stroked her for a while as she came down from her high. His feather-like caress tightly followed the curves around her breasts but didn’t actually touch them. All her supple spheres could feel was the warmth radiating from his palm, until he lowered his hand a little and ran it across her chest, her hard, prone nipples grating along the crevices of his fingers.Andrea had relaxed and wasn’t quite ready for her pleasure to ascend again, giving her mind time to think about her next move in this game of sexual chess. Her leg began tiny pedalling motions, which Ian suspected was delightful discomfort. That was a fleeting thought however - he soon felt her real motive as her thighs repeatedly rubbed against his increasingly agitated cock. He was glad she was blindfolded, as his face screwed while he tried not to flinch. This was turning into a race against time, to see whose body would first demand the end of this foolish game.Ia
De-weeding My Friend Garden...
Hi ya'll... As some of you know I've been on Lost Cherry-Cherry Tap-Fubar for awhile....and have made some really great friends along the way. Unfortunately I do have some people on my friends list that I don't know and don't hear from therefore they will deleted. I will be deweeding my friend garden today, so come by and say hey if I haven't heard from ya in awhile. xoxo! WW
Women Are Like Apples
Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. Some men dont want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead they get the rotten apples from the ground that arent as good cause its easier. So the apples at the top think something is wrong with them when in reality THEY ARE AMAZING!!!! They just have to wait for the right man to come along. The one who is brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.... ~I know which Woman I am....Do you know which Man you are???
Her Wish Part 2
"Patience my love, patience,” he whispered, his fingertips tapping along her legs as he got off the bed. Her eyes followed him as he walked to the wardrobe and grew as he removed his rack of silk ties. He meant business today, she could see that, but she was determined to fight back against the imminent sexual torment. She happily let him tie her wrists and ankles to the bedposts, confident that she could control her physical urges. This time she was going to break him, just let out the subtle moans that she knew turned him on and not cry out as he wanted her too. This was going to be an interesting battle indeed. Andrea’s fight started badly, as Ian took another tie and used it to blindfold her. If she couldn’t see what he was doing, she couldn’t prepare for it, and her body was more susceptible to making her mind betray itself. Part of her wanted to control her breathing, to put herself in a meditative state and repel his teasing. But although she didn’t want to give in to the pleasu
Her Wish Part 1
Ian stepped out of the shower, his body clean but his mind as dirty as ever. "Miss me?" he asked Andrea, walking back to the bedroom - a rhetorical question it seemed as slinking along the bed, she knelt on all fours, her tongue circling her full lips. She eyed his glistening thighs but was more interested in what lay between his toned upper legs. "Come over here and let me show you," she replied, curling her tongue up to the roof of her mouth, teasingly inviting him into its warm depths. Ian moved closer and reached down to guide his cock to her eager mouth, but she rabidly pushed his arms away and wrapped both hands around his girth, palming his balls and she slid the throbbing member into her throat. She sucked hard, clamping down on his manhood and flattening the veins as she drew back slowly. When she reached the top, she danced her tongue over the tip of the eye, almost breaking away completely before plunging back down, her muscles calming absorbing the thick meat. As she withdr
My Disaster
You crossed the line, you're running in circles now you've lost all self control! You medicate so you can fall asleep, your mind just won't shut down. I wonder where you are. I wonder if you've found your other self, or are you still somebody else? There's so much bottled up inside, and it's been shaken up it's going to explode. You can't stop it, you just can't stop it. You say you're done you swear you've gave it up. Running in circles, you don't even care that you're going nowhere. You hate yourself. I still wonder where you are. I wonder if the thorn's still in your side, will you pull it out in time? And now it starts to overflow and spill its guts and ruins someone's soul. You can't stop it, you just can't stop it! You say you're done you swear you've gave it up. Running in circles, you don't even care that you're going nowhere. You hate yourself. You crossed the line, you're running in circles now you've lost all self control! You medicate so
Recruiting Bombers
Anyone interested in joining ths SCF Bombers. We are looking for some more members. If you would like to join send me an email. thnx
What Does Your Last Name Say About You?"
W-You are very broad minded. A-You like to drink. L-Everyone loves you. T-You're loyal to those you love. O-Awesome kisser. N-You are dead sexy Delete the other person's last name and repost this with the title "what does your last name say about you?" in 11 minutes and something wonderful will happen..... A : You like to drink. B : You like people. C : You are really silly. D: You like to drink E : Awesome in bed F : You are dead sexy G : You never let people tell you what to do. H : You have very good personality and good looks I : You Are Great in bed. J : People Adore yOU K : You're wild and crazy. L: Everyone loves you. M : Best kisser ever. N :You are dead sexy O: Awesome kisser. A : You like to drink. P: You hangout with all populer types of people Q : You are a hypocrite. R : Easy to fall in love with. S : Fuckin crazy. T : You're loyal to those you love. U : You really like to chill. V : You are not judgemental. W : You are very broad minded
Time Is Running Out
HELP ME PRETTY PLEASE I ENTERED MY FIRST FUBAR CONTEST EVER "THE BEST SFW CLEAVAGE OF FUBAR". OKAY I AM IN 10TH PLACE OUT OF 11 SPOTS. THE CHICK IN THE LEAD IS AHED BY OVER 10,000 COMMENTS MUCH LOVE BETTY CONTEST ENDS VERY SOON Please bomb this picture over and over. I NEED AT LEAST 5,000 COMMENT TODAY. Thanks. http://www.fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=621057&albumid=544480&i=442794135
Kind Of Upset
I have a friend on here that was made to remove 6 pics from her profile.Now i understand the nsfw guidelines and well they common sense things,I mean we're all adults right.Now i have gone over the nsfw guidelines and can not see how these pics were nsfw maybe one possibly. All pics were if not tasteful but they were at least pics of her clothed I think some people are gettin a little overzelus about tellin on people with nsfw marks.Live and let live thats what i say so lets all be a bit more mature about markin photos and if you agree with this pass it on to a friend and tell them to pass it on. Stay true and stay real.
Surrender.... A Poem By Me
Today Dear Lord I am going to walk onto the war zone Up to the top of these hills whare the battle is And surrender.... My life in short Has been like a roller coaster... Has many hills Twists & Turns.... Gone in many circles... But today I am Surrendering... I'm putting down my sword Throwing down my shield My heart has been shattered Like glass thrown and shatterd Into millions of pieces I do not know how long I can go on With this battle of mine... I'm in need of some real honisty A Loyal Friend Someone I can give my heart to And not watch it be broken again.... So I'm surrendering my heart to you Find me someone I can trust Love Surrender my heart too Someone who will protect me Love me for who I am And be careful of this heart of mine.... But until that day I need you to take care of this heart of mine So I can be once again The warrior I am meant to be.....
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Vip Contest....come Show Some Love To Us
COME ON BY AND SHOW SOME LUV TO US.... WE ALL ARE TRYIN TO GET A MONTH VIP...its a 20,000 comment contest. ALL LOVE WILL BE RETURNED...THANK YOU ALL FOR SHOWING SOME FUBAR LOVE... LUV YA ALL, SNUGGLEKITTY
Every Woman
A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE... A set of screwdrivers, a cordless drill, and a black lace bra.. A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE... One friend who Always makes her Laugh.... And one Who lets her cry... A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE... A good piece of furniture not previously owned by Anyone else in her family... A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE Eight matching plates, Wine glasses with stems, And a recipe for a meal that will Make her guests feel honored. A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE... A feeling of control over Her destiny... EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW... How to fall in love Without losing herself... EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW... When to break the rules And when not to... EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW... How to quit a Job Break up with a lover and confront a friend without ruining the friendship EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW... When to try harder... and WHEN TO WALK AWAY. EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW... That she can't change The length of her calves, The width of
Osu Vs Michigan (joke)
On a tour to Flordia, the Pope took a couple of days off to visit the coast for some sightseeing. He was cruising along the beach in his car when there was a frantic commotion just off the shore. A helpless man, wearing a maize and blue Michigan jersey, was struggling frantically to free himself from the jaws of a 25-foot shark. As the Pope watched horrified, a speedboat came racing up with three men wearing scarlet and gray Ohio State jerseys. One quickly fired a harpoon into the sharks side. The other two reached out and pulled the bleeding semiconsciouse Wolverine from the water. Then usling long clubs, the three beat the shark to death and hauled it, too, into the boat. Immediately the Pope shouted and summoned them to the beach. "I give you my blessing for your brave actions." he told them. "I heard that there were some bitter hatreds between Wolverines and Buckeyes, but now I have seen with my own eyes that is not true." As the Pope drove off, the harpooner asked
The Mighty Power Of Green And Gold
Lambardi would be so proud of these guys Tis the season to play some ball Tis the season to have a beer and cheer Make new friends far and near Rivals to the end but its all fun in here Green and Gold fans are diehard fans to the end Through thick and thin we still sell out all the tickets We love who we are because we know we are Green Bay No other colors smear the pride No other team will push us aside We are the roots of football We ARE the GREEN BAY PACKERS!
Guess What?
Well due to recently finding out that there are people making several accounts just to decieve people this is what im gonna do. If u do not have a salute i will delete you and from here on out if i get requests from anyone without one they will be denied.Thank you
Friend
Friend, With the ups and downs, With happiness and sadness, With laughters and tears, Memories... Now it seems we in the intersection, Heading different direction, How that happen? Sad to let you go, But everything always come to an end, Farewell friend, Maybe someday...
Poem By ~selena~
OPEN YOUR HEART TO CONNECT YOUR MIND TO YOUR FEELINGS TO SHOW YOUR INNER WORLD...WITHOUT FEARS, BUT WITH FAITH ...THAT THE PEOPLE WHO GET THE PRIVILEGE TO SHARE THAT INTIMATE WORLD...CAN UNDERSTAND HOW SIMPLE IS TO GIVE THE BEST OF YOU TO OTHERS... LEAVING THE PAIN BEHIND IN THE PAST, BECAUSE WE DON'T BELONG TO OUR PAST, WE BELONG TO OUR DREAMS, TO OUR PRESENT AND TO OURSELVES....TO BELONG IS A DECISION A SELFLESSNESS AND ONLY MAKE SENSE WHEN WE CAN UNDERSTAND THAT THE ONLY REAL TIME THAT WORTH ANY EFFORT ANY COMMITMENT IS THE PRESENT...AND THE PRESENT IS ALL WHAT YOU HAVE HERE, YOU MUST GIVE ALL WHAT YOU HAVE TO GIVE....TODAY. WHEN YOU FORGET THE "FUTURE OBSESSION" TO DECIDE TO ENJOY YOUR PRESENT... YOU WILL SOW CONSCIOUSLY TODAY AND DEFINITELY YOU WILL HAVE A BETTER HARVEST IN THAT FUTURE THAT SINCE THIS MOMENT YOU WILL FREE. YOU WILL BE SURPRISE WHEN YOU DISCOVER THAT YOU ENJOY THE JOURNEY OF YOUR LIFE AND DAY AFTER DAY YOU WILL START TO CONNECT THE PIECES OF A LIFE THAT YOU ARE
9 Days
WELCOME ALL TO THE FALL 2007 BOMBFEST Starts: Sept 15th 12pm est until Sept 30th 7pm est Rules: 1)Bombing Families can team up with other Bombing families. *But need to inform Host pls* 2)Each person in the families must have a Salute 3)Each person in the families must be a level 7 4)No Dual accounts 5)Family Home Page *If have one* must have a Sulate 6)Home page can be used to bomb, but online status must state who is currently bombing. 7)All Family Memebers must Fan & Rate & Friend the Host *Rubias* 8)NO Blasters 9)NO cheating....if you think there is cheating pls have proof before comming to me ie. screen shot. 10)NO NO Drama at all 11)Have fun!!!!!! NOW ON TO THE GOOD STUFF: PRIZES: First Place: 1 month blast or 3 month vip Second Place: 2 week blast or 2month vip Third Place: 1 week blast or 1 month vip *Winners need to inform the Host on how the prize will be used or given...so that it can be done so.* Please see me at the picture link
Chained
Chained I am walking on this so called road of life with chains on my hands chains on my feet the gaurds hold me neer them as they walk me to the stone wall i hear people scream people shout out at me but i am now being chained to this huge stone wall they tie me up to the wall by my hands chain me to the wall by my feet and leave me there by the stone wall to burn in the fire and heat... as the fire begins i begin to pray god please bring in some rain and put this fire out set me free of these chains and let me be free i sit there and cry these tears as the people walk away just as i start to fade i felt the rain.... the rain was pouring down on me putting out the fire healing my pain healing my wounds and this ake in my heart the chains break and i fall to the ground as i regain my strength to remove the chains and walk away... my family may not want me but that doesnt
Sick Of It
I am so sick of these girls who act as if they are perfect, just what every man could ever want. And then, it turns out, when they get a guy worth a shit they go out and screw around on them. They take advantage of someone who's been restrained enough he would have done it with someone he looks at like a sister!!! Then they want to lie about the friend they opened up to! It's sick, it's twisted and I am DONE with it. I am tired of trying to run around and clean up messes. I'm not perfect, FAR FROM IT! I don't try to fit everybody's "perfect" idea, and make myself to be a chameleon. It's just ridiculous! I'm done ranting now.
Wtf Do You Think You Are?
Cuz some people needed drama-free entertainment. LMFAO!! Bitch Tit Bob!!
Poem.... Unknown....
I've been beetin shatered torn ripped broken used abused... Its time to be strong And simply moving on..... Im saying goodbye and starting my life over I've shed and cryed enough tears to refill the rivers and streams been chaind to the rocks in the rivers waiting tell i regain my strength to break free.. Only to be sitting there for what seemed like forever.... Well the sailer has come he jumped in and broke the chains carryed me to the shore and gave me life again... but when i wouldn't give my heart he set me free. now its time to find the real me once again...
9500 To Go
To all my friends and the comments bombers............... Help please ..getting closer to the happy hour So please please please people click on the pic and help out with one rate and 10 to 20 comments if you are a bmber please bomb.
Can't Chang The Past
Can't change the past so why not live for today, and make tomorrow better for you. The bad times will pass and there will be good times to enjoy. Don't live in the past move on enjoy life, you only have one life to live live it. Have fun Friends will come and friends will go but remember you'll always have me to lean on. Through all of the tears and laughter I will be there. You can't change the past so live for today. I will be here to see you through. Remember I care and always will. You are my friend and to me you are very special. So live your life one day at a time, and know that i will always be here for you no matter what. You can't change the past so why not live for today?
Lonely
Even though I have friends who love me Their love is never enough Even though I have someone in bed with me I still feel alone something inside wants more something more to life something solid something real I feel alone even when I am with people that love me I feel empty even when I see people care Something is missing And i feel empty without it
Happy Birthday Mish!!!!
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Hornyscopes!
OK if this doesn't really paint a picture, not much will! I would have to say this is pretty close! AQUARIUS Jan 21 - Feb 19 Ruling Planet: URANUS. The God of unexpected sexual twists and turns Aquarians make much better friends than lovers, but when a typical Aquarian gets some bang-bang, it's more an intellectual experience than an emotional one. Looks aren't important to Aquarians in a relationship, it's the mind and spirit of a lover that turns Aquarius on.They are very entertaining in bed and are probably the most inventive of all the signs.Mental stimulation is more important to them than physical, which means that pornography gets them hot! Aquarians are impatient and like sex to be fast and satisfying. They are very particular about hygiene and contraception and sleeping around holds little interest for them. FAVE POSITION Mutual masturbation. BEST SEX TOY A Dildo. Whether gay, straight, male or female, Aquarians will have some fun with this. AQUARIUS MAL
Prison Joke
An old man lived alone in Alabama. He wanted to spade his potato garden but it was very hard work. His only son, Bubba, who used to help him was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament. Dear Bubba, I am feeling pretty bad because it looks like I won't be able to plant my potato garden this year. I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. If you were here, all my troubles would be over. I know you would dig the plot for me. Love, Dad A few days later he received a letter from his son. Dear Dad, For heaven's sake, dad, don't dig up that garden, that's where I buried the BODIES!!! Love, Bubba At 4A.M. the next morning, F.B.I. agents and local police showed up and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized and left. That same day the old man received another letter from his son. Dear Dad, Go ahead and plant the potatos now. That's the best I
Not A Great Night
Well yesterday the guy tells m that he talked to the ex and she isn't the one who is pulling all the crap that she has no idea what he is talking about. He told her that he better not hear my nam out of her mouth or he will hang up. She screwed him over big time and he is still talking to her. He must really think I'm stupid. I mean seriously. I totally know that there is still something going on there. He believed her when she told him that she wasn't making the calls. He tells me that I am his best friend and that he wants more and so do I but not if she is in the picture because she will try and do anything to ruin it. She's already starting to and we are just friends.
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Seeds Of Promise
Seeds of Promise Golden beams of joy Illuminate the day Transform to a fragile flower. Intricate lacy patterns, Woven with gossamer threads of dreams. Translucent desires, Visible for those with feelings, hidden from those with none. Whispers on the breeze of promise. Seeds scatter cast on the wind. Spreading wishes and dreams. Messengers of hope and renewal. A promise of new life, of beginnings. © 1996 Kirsti A. Dyer, MD, M
My Tatot Card
You are The Magician Skill, wisdom, adaptation. Craft, cunning, depending on dignity. Eleoquent and charismatic both verbally and in writing, you are clever, witty, inventive and persuasive. The Magician is the male power of creation, creation by willpower and desire. In that ancient sense, it is the ability to make things so just by speaking them aloud. Reflecting this is the fact that the Magician is represented by Mercury. He represents the gift of tongues, a smooth talker, a salesman. Also clever with the slight of hand and a medicine man - either a real doctor or someone trying to sell you snake oil. What Tarot Card are You?
Life
Sex, Drugs, Money, And Murder Should Be The Last One That You Ever Heard Of Should Be The Last One Makin Me Nervous I Love Sex, Drugs, Money, And Murder
Bestiality..or Not To Beast..
or Bestiality new Aids myth ~ Is this what is being taught to children in Africa? Bestiality 'safe sex' says boy But the SABC interviewed at least one boy who admitted he considered bestiality as safe sex, and that he and his friends had sex with goats up to four times a week. "We know about Aids and we are very afraid of it. That is why we are having sex with these goats. Goats don't have Aids. "We see people in the village dying every day. It's because they have slept with one another and infected each other. Goats can't get those infections. We would therefore rather have sex with them," a Grade 11 pupil told the broadcaster. "It's obvious that if I'm not sick there is nothing I can transmit to goats and goats to me. We won't become HIV-positive because goats don't get Aids. We often share the same goat and don't get each other's diseases," he said. Am I a crazy close minded person to think this is INSANE?
N.s.f.w. Some Basic Rules And Guidlines!!!
VERY IMPORTANT! Please follow THIS LINK: http://www.fubar.com/blog/106194/510987 to read a blog very well written about NSFW guidelines take a look at it, it's very clear and if you got more questions just ask any bouncer in the menu Help! *hugs*
Needing Some Love-get A Vip For Helping
NEEDING A BIT OF LOVE. HELP ME GET 15,000 COMMENTS FOR A 7 DAY BLAST LEAVE 50 COMMENTS AND GET A VIP GIFT FROM ME. THE MORE COMMENTS YOU LEAVE. THE BETTER THE VIP GIFT. SO YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO. JUST CLICK THE LINK AND START COMMENT BOMBING
Either I Have Been Busy, Or I Am Bored. Lol
Once, A Knight In Armor By J.S. Monti To find an outlet for my mind. I started writing prose and find. Much to my complete surprise. What was bottled up inside. For in your care I found no muse. And settled for life so confused. Taking care of only you. And the troubles that you put me through. Spent my time so foolishly. On problem solving for the “we”. While you sat back willfully. Your “knight in armor” bent his knee. For nothing but the queen he fought. Just another battle sought. To show his love to lady fair. An unholy allegiance I did swear. All of this I did for naught. Shame and scars is all it brought. Forsaking others long the way. Makes me only rue those days. Now that I am on the mend. I find I have a soul again. And in these words it gains repent. For all the time and money spent. Others comfort you have sought. Now their souls you claim and bought. They too will find out gradually. And burn in the private hell you weave. Th
Id Nver Go After A Man That Has A Woman In His Life>
Im A beliver in Christ and ; I would never knowingly go after a man that has a relationship on going with some one. See I belive God; God,s Words,say, No adultry and One woman and One man marriages , till death do part..> It,s Thy Commandants we must keep to live by ; God said to receive them keep them and walk in His light and Word to have faith . And ask in Thy name . He said ; you shall receive life everlasting thru Christ. with your faith < so I do this, My faith is very strong ; He is in my soul > . Amen Thank you O Lord. . thou I know im human and do have falls but My Lord picks me up ,He loves me , send me on my way to recoperate and start again and forgives me ;So I know his love and I just pick up follow him all again renewed and trust Him with my life ..and fight off satan as I can with My Lords love and help. To ignore my God would be a sin to me and violate me . And cause me to loose all I have in My God (That would would be to suffer and loose to a
My Sex Iq!!
You have a sexual IQ of 134 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com
My Sex Zodiac!! Interesting!!
Aries You are so full of energy, you constantly attract hotties, and you are always the dominant one in the sack. It is very easy for you approach people because you have so much confidence and you are very forward about your feelings. You are very likely to have lots of sexual partners, (sometimes all at once), and be the most sexually experienced of any of your friends. Sex matches: Gemini, Leo, Sagittarius Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com
Trucker Joke!
A trucker stops for a red light and a blonde catches up. She jumps out of her car, runs up to his truck and knocks on the door. The trucker lowers the window and she says "Hi, my name is Heather and you are losing some of your load." The trucker ignores her and proceeds down the street. When the truck stops for another light, the girl catches up again. She jumps out of her car, runs up and knocks on the door. Again, the trucker lowers the window. As if they've never spoken, the blonde says brightly, "Hi, my name is Heather and you are losing some of your load!" Shaking his head, the trucker ignores her again and continues down the street. At the third light, the same thing happens again. All out of breath, the blonde gets out of her car, runs up, knocks on the truck door. The trucker lowers the window, and again she says "Hi, my name is Heather and you are losing some of your load!" When the light turns green, the trucker revs up and races to the next light. When he stop
If We Had Sex
1. Would you be in control? 2. Would you pull my hair? 3. Would you whisper in my ear? 4. Would you talk dirty to me? 5. Would you kiss me with a little tongue or a lot of tongue? 6. Would you say my name? 7. Would you go down on me? 8. Would you let me give you a hickie? 9. How many rounds would we go? 10. What would you wanna do afterwards? 11. Would you take off all your clothes then take mine off slowly? 12. Would you lick and bite me all over? 13. Would you like to play or get straight to the point? 14. Would you want me to take my time? 15. How freaky are you, 1 - 10? 16. Would you want fast or slow? 17. Where would you wanna "do it"? 18. Would you be loud or quiet? 19. Would you want me to be loud or quiet? 20. Would you mind if i liked you? 21. Do you like me? 22. Would you call me the next day? 23. Would you scratch me? 24. Would you let me scratch you? 25. Would you have to be drunk? 26. Would you date
Daddy's Little Girl
When I'm away from home... And can only hear your voice on the phone... Please know that it breaks my heart to know that you feel alone... I never want a single drop of sadness to enter your heart... And always remember who held you by the hand from the start... In the hospital... Eyes shined... This angel of mine... I never truely knew love until that moment in time... Gave you life in a literal sense... But baby, remember please... As soon as you entered my world... You gave life back to me... Every morning when I'm leaving for work... If just for a second... I check in on you... You always look so precious... The epitome of innocence... Please believe i'll always protect you... Keep the rain from falling on you... Shield you from the sun... Try my best to make sure you have all that you could need or ever want... My entire reason for living... You give me hope of a better world... Please do not ever doubt my love... You'll forever be Daddy's little girl...
My Personal Hell
I guess I created the mess that i am in. But it still hurts. Let me say this i am not the easiest guy in the world to get along with. Hell i am a real asshole. I am not a very emotional person nor even a very affectionate person, unless I happen to be in the right mood. I do however need my ego stroked and as much attention as i can get. I am a Leo. My wife on the other hand is a very open affectionate, caring, women who craves passion and attention. I havent been able to provide those to her for some time now, and I want a good relationship, and so I opened up the relationship. I made one condition we had to bothbe ok with the person. Well Our relationship has been going steadily downhill for sometime not as a direct result of that but it didnt help matters either like I thought it would. Well i wanted to say no more to the open relationship thing and work on our relationship, but I found out an open relationship is like Pandora's Box once opened cannot be shut. Well about a week ago
What Does Your Last Name Say About You?
O-awesome kisser R-easy to fall in love with T-you're loyal to those you love I-you are great in bed Z-always ready Delete the other person's last name and repost this with the title "what does your last name say about you?" in 11 minutes and something wonderful will happen..... A : You like to drink. B : You like people. C : You are really silly. D: You like to drink E : Awesome in bed F : You are dead sexy G : You never let people tell you what to do. H : You have very good personality and good looks I : You Are Great in bed. J : People Adore yOU K : You're wild and crazy. L: Everyone loves you. M : Best kisser ever. N :You are dead sexy O: Awesome kisser. A : You like to drink. P: You hangout with all populer types of people Q : You are a hypocrite. R : Easy to fall in love with. S : Fuckin crazy. T : You're loyal to those you love. U : You really like to chill. V : You are not judgemental. W : You are very broad minded. X : You never let peo
Hug War
""HUGG WAR! Pass this hug to all of your friends and back to me, see how many you get back! 1-5 HUGS....Your on someones mind! 5-10 HUGS...Someone likes you! 10-15 HUGS..Someone wants to be with you! 15-20 HUGS..WOW! you are really loved by alot""" 26 sec ago
Kitty Masterbation..lol...
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It's Official!
As of a few moments ago our tickets to Amsterdam have been purchased!!! *squee* Our Cannabis Cup judges passes have already been purchased. Now we just have to rent an apartment or houseboat for a week! Can you say HELLS YEAH? I thought you could! ;-) That is all for now... D-
F*** You .....
Fuck you number ONE NOBODY cares about threats over the internet, so don't try to act hardcore with the keyboard. Fighting online is like racing in the Special Olympics; Even if you win, you're still Fuck you number TWO Don't ever post pictures and say: "OMG, I'm so ugly" because if you were, you wouldn't post them. If you do you're a fucking moron. Fuck you number THREE Who really cares if I don't accept you as a friend? MOVE ON!!! Don't send me another request or message asking "What's up with you not adding me?" I don't want you as a friend, that's what's up, Asshole.... Fuck you number FOUR FUBAR was created to HAVE FUN and make friends.. Quit trying to check up on your ex!! Come on, now, people, its called stalking...you might as well be sitting in front of their house with binoculars. ANY more i can add????.....
I Can't Believe I...
I can't believe I am about to say this... But I miss the days of the "Rate me", "fan me" and even the good ole "VOTE FOR ME" Shoutbox Days.. Now they have been replaced with the "Do you have messenger?", "Do you do phone?" and the one that I hate is ,"DO you have a cam?" In the shoutboxes. Don't you fucking think it would be a good idea.. Ohhhhhhhhh let me think.. GET TO KNOW SOMEONE FIRST? Damn nasty perverts.. Contrary to popular belief.. there are some girls here that are just on this site to have fun and chat.. with an occasional flirt. Not all of us are Fubar whores.. there are enough of those. If you want a piece of ass.. I am sure they would give it to you without question. Perverts, I tell ya.. Go stroke it and leave me alone!!! Now, thank you.. and have a happy fucking day.
Weird Things About Myself...
When I Am In The Car And I Find A Verse Of A Song I Love, I Will Rewind It And Sing It Over And Over And Over Again. I Have A Scar On The Outside And Inside Of My Upper Lip. I Had 7 Stitches Inside And 2 Outside. This Was All Caused By Getting Hit In The Face By A Shoe. I Spent Three Days And Two Nights In The Hospital Because I Got Bit By A Freakin Hamster. I Am A Loud Mouth When I Am Drunk. Did I Mention Loud? I Organize My Clothes By Color In My Closet. They Are Also Grouped By Long Sleeves, Short Sleeves, Tank Tops And Spaghetti Straps. Everything Tastes Better With Hot Sauce. I Try On At Least 5 Different Jackets Before I Get Out The Door. And I Usually End Up With The First One I Put On. I Ware My Rainbow Sandals Every Day. Even When It Is Raining. When I Write, I Bite My Lips. I Have To Wiggle My Foot To Fall Asleep.
Diry Christmas Story
'Twas the night before Christmas, and geeze it was neat. The kids were both gone, and my wife was in heat. The doors were all bolted, and the phone was off the hook. It was time for some nooky, by hook or by crook. Momma in her teddy, and I in the nude, had just hit the bedroom and reached for the lube. When out on the lawn there arose such a cry, that I lost my boner and poor momma went dry. Up to the window I sprang like an elf, tore back the shade while she played with herself. The moon on the crest of the snowman we'd built, showed a broom up his ass, clean up to the hilt. When what do my wandering eyes should appear, but a rusty old sleigh and eight mangy reindeer. With a fat little driver, half out of his sled, a sock in his ear and a bra on his head. Sure as I'm speaking, he was as high as a kite. And he yelled to his team, but it didn't sound right. "Whoa Shithead, whoa Asshole, whoa Stupid, whoa Putz, either slow down this rig or I'll cut off your nuts!
My Life For Now..
my life as i know it right now is awesome, i have never been so happy....i have a great boyfriend, just recently moved in to this awesome apartment...I also got a big screen t.v from my dad....My dad also came home from iraq so i am in such a good place right now...that is awesome for me to be so happy cause i have a severe mood disorder which makes me a raging bitch at times.So i am happy everything for once is going so well...watch it all fall apart again i will be pissed....
You Know Me?
10 Things I like about myself. 1st – I can be myself. I don’t put on a different face when I am around different people. I don’t find the need to try and impress anyone. Take me for me or walk. 2nd – I will be honest. Possibly honest to a fault. If you don’t want to hear what I am really thinking, you probably shouldn’t ask me. 3rd – I have surrounded myself with people I love. I know how to weed out the bad and keep the ones I love close. There is no room in life for people who are full of shit. 4th – I love to make people laugh. 5th – I try and see the good in people. I like to start everyone off on the same clean page… after that they write their own story, if you write one that takes me in circles, I will get off on the next stop. 6th – I love that I love to be in love. 7th – I am devoted. I am a devoted girlfriend, best friend, daughter, sister, cousin, close friend, daughter in law or whatever your relationship is with me, I am devoted.
Going Through Life
As we go through life sometimes we hit a block in the road. We stop look in all directions trying to figure out which way to go. I know I haev been there. Always remember there is always promises in the sunshine for tomorrow. We must carry on. Know that i will always be there. Although the miles are long and the distance far, just look in your heart, cause i am there and you are in mine. As we go through life we often wonder are we worth it, can we really move on, can we follow our dreams and make them come true. Keep moving forward keep your chin up and never give up I didnt give up I moved forward because of you my friends. I made it. So when you get to that spot in your life, just follow your heart and know that i will always be there for you, cause you were always there for me, and i can never thank you enough. So i send you my love my friend. I am here today I'll be here tomorrow I will be here forever. Thank you my friend I love you!!!!
Help Me!
Hi there everyone look i know i have been slakin in my normal showin u luv everyday and all that stuff u guys know i always rate everything u do daily but til sept 13th im gonna be so busy with my contest just fyi i am in second very close to the girl in front of me if u have a couple minutes come throw me sum comments!! And just let me know if u need a favor in return!! Thanks u guys luv u muahz Just click the pic and show luv ill return it!
Whats The Deal
We as citizens of this country leave for vacation and try to come back home and we are treated as if we are the criminals when we come back. But yet we have 4000+ illegal imigrants crossing into our country and we welcoming them with open arms to give them a better life. There is something wrong with this country, I'm a patriot and believe we need to protect our own.
My Current Lounges
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!@##$%^^ Profiles
Omg! My second blog in as many days. What the hell is wrong with me? That was rhetorical by the way, lol. For some reason, my man period is working over drive. My tolerance for certain things seems to be non-existent as of late. So, what’s my gripe today? Profiles. So, hard at work this morning as usual. (no comment please) I was glancing over a few interesting looking profiles. I seem to have noticed a cry for “read my profile, read my profile” from many people on the sight, yet when I get there, I find a page filled full of pre-done surveys or horoscopes or a ghastly link to a myspace page. But absolutely nothing written by them, about them. WTF! Here’s my point. A plea even. Write something in your damned profile. Not your life story, but a little tid bit. Maybe capture our interest with something other than a cleavage shot. Ok, I feel better. Toodles. You don’t have to go home, but you cant stay here.
Me
I'm not sure if I can deal with things anymore. i have stresses coming at me from all directions. school, child, home and so on. So if I don't talk to you don't take it that i'm mad or being mean or anything...I just well i need to just breathe and i'm having difficulties doing that. I do need my friends and a few of you have been great and have given me at least a smile to help me out. Bare with me, and don't give up on me...i just need time, i'm dealing the best i can...i have situations where i don't feel like i can make decisions reguarding anything and then i have my "online life" to deal with too...so it's not you guys it's me and i need to work on me, i will be around but if I'm standoffish this is why. thanks for listening.
Comment With Your Story Of What You Were Doin The Day Of 09/11/01
If We Had Sex
Lets see who is brave enough.....IF We Had Sex Game... Now don't be scared.... you never know who really wants to do you! Here are the rules to the game.. REPLY SO ONLY I SEE IT AND REPOST SO OTHERS CAN FILL OUT! 1. Would you be in control? 2. Would you pull my hair? 3. Would you whisper in my ear? 4. Would you talk dirty to me? 5. Would you kiss me with a little tongue or a lot of tongue? 6. Would you say my name? 7. Would you go down on me? 8. Would you let me give you a hickie? 9. How many rounds would we go? 10. What would you wanna do afterwards? 11. Would you take off all your clothes then take mine off slowly? 12. Would you lick and bite me all over? 13. Would you like to play or get straight to the point? 14. Would you want me to take my time? 15. How freaky are you, 1 - 10? 16. Would you want fast or slow? 17. Where would you wanna "do it"? 18. Would you be loud or quiet? 19. Would you want me to be loud or quiet?
Love Is When...
Banana Cream Pie!
Mmmmm, I am sitting here having my espresso and eating my desert from last night that I could only manage to take one bite of. I am eating a special banana cream pie. With caramelized banana's on top! So yummy! We went to Ruth'sChris for dinner last night. Yes, that is the way it is spelled. We were treated very good. We had a fantastic waiter. We had him sample our wine we brought in. The wine was very, very good. We had crab cakes for an appetizer. Then a salad. I was full after just those 2 items. I ordered a petite fillet with blue cheese on top and prawns on top of the blue cheese. It was melt in your mouth and I could only force myself to eat half. I ordered desert because I wanted a bite and new how good it would be with my coffee this morning! mmm mmm good! My husband ate wayyyyy toooo much and was not feeling the best last night. I had to shove him out of bed this morning! lol We will definitely go back there some day! Expensive but worth ever
My Kids First Day
my kid started preschool yesterday. we had to attend her first day of school. she had a blast. we had a few issues with her sharing and sitting still but other than that she was fine. i wanted to cry so bad because she is growing up. it seemed like yesterday i was holding her in my arms and now she is four years old. i think she will love school and looking forward to her next day which is tomorrow. dont blink cause that is when they grow up and you miss it.
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Saints Play Tonight
SAINTS AND COLTS IN THE FIRST GAME OF THE SEASON!! Also, if you go to wwltv.com you can get your free BLESS YOU BOYS sign and show you love NEW ORLEANS and OUR SAINTS. SAINTS ROCK !!!!
Puzzle
just for the hell of it Jigsaw Puzzle by Crazyprofile.com
A Really Tacky Joke , You Were Warned !
Little Johnny Badass's neighbors had a baby.Unfortunately, the baby was born without ears. When mother and baby came home from the hospital,Johnny's family was invited over to see the baby.Before they left their house,Little Johnny's dad had a talk with him and explained that the baby had no ears.His dad also told him that if he so much as mentioned anything about the baby's missing ears or even said the word ears he would get the spanking of his life when they came back home.Little Johnny told his dad he understood completely.When Johnny looked in the crib he said, "What a beautiful baby." The mother said, "Why,thank you,Little Johnny." Johnny said, "He has such tiny hands,a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes. Can he see well?" asked Little Johnny."Yes," the mother replied, "we are so thankful; the Doctor said he will have 20/20 vision." "That's great," said Little Johnny,"cuz he'd be shit outta luck if he needed glasses."
What Is It
is it the way u touch me that keeps me comeing back for more. or the way u kiss me that make me keep comeing back for more. or the way u don't let me have my way all the time. or maybe it the way u hold me and look in to my eyes. idon't know what it is about u but i do know i want more. i know i can't have it right now but i can wiat till u know your ready cause there just that something about u that make me keep comeing back for more and i think i like it.
In Honor Of Luciano Pavarotti
HE HAS BEEN LIKE A FRIEND IN MY HOME FOR YEARS. WE WILL SADLY MISS HIM. GOD REST HIS SOUL, AND BLESS HIS FAMILY. HE WAS 71 YEARS YOUNG AND HAD BEEN DIAGNOSED WITH PANCREATIC CANCER A YEAR AGO.
Literate Woman
GOING FISHING A couple goes on vacation to a fishing resort in Northern Minnesota. The husband likes to fish at the crack of dawn, and the wife likes to read. One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out and get some sun. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and continues to read her book. Along comes a game warden in his boat... He pulls up along the side of the woman says; "Good morning ma'am, what are you doing?" "Reading a book" she replies (thinking, isn't it obvious) "You are in a restricted fishing area" he informs her. "I'm sorry officer, but I'm not fishing, I'm reading." "Yes but you have all the equiptment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up." "If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assult" says the woman. "But I haven't even touched you" says the warden. "That's true,
Sacred Meditation
this is for all you out there who get the 11 - 11 call...wake up bros and sis :)
Pavarotti Dies At Age 71
Luciano Pavarotti, 1935-2007 Pavarotti, In His Own Words Latest News Beloved Italian Tenor Pavarotti Dies Quotes by Luciano Pavarotti World Mourns Italian Tenor Pavarotti Pavarotti Awarded Prize in Italy Luciano Pavarotti ROME (AP) -- Luciano Pavarotti, opera's biggest superstar of the late 20th century, died Thursday. He was 71. He was the son of a singing baker and became the king of the high C's. Pavarotti, who had been diagnosed last year with pancreatic cancer, died at his home in his native Modena at 5 a.m., his manager told The Associated Press in an e-mailed statement. His wife, Nicoletta, four daughters and sister were among those at his side, manager Terri Robson said. "In fitting with the approach that characterised his life and work, he remained positive until finally succumbing to the last stages of his illness," Robson said. Pavarotti's charismatic persona and ebullient showmanship - but most of all his creamy and powerful voic
Technology Today
Three women..one german, one japanese and a hillbilly were sitting naked in a sauna. Suddenly there was a beeping sound. The german woman pressed her forearm and the beeping stopped. The others looked at her questioningly. "That was my pager", she said. "I have a microchip under the skin of my arm". A few minutes later, a phone rang. The japanese woman lifted her palm to her ear. When she finished, she explained, "That was my mobile phone. I have a microchip in my hand." The hillbilly woman felt decidedly low tech. Not to be outdone, she decided she had to do something just as impressive. So she stepped out of the sauna and went to the bathroom. She returned with a piece of toilet paper hanging from her behind. The others raised their eyebrows and stared at her. The hillbilly woman finally said, "Well will you look at that, I'm gettin' a fax."
A Letter To My Dad
i think this is the most meanful blog ive ever wrote and i would appreciate if i could get some feed back on it. me and my dad have never really gotten along and hes moving away in 3 days but my mom and sister are staying here. Anyways please be honest and tell me what u think. he hasent read this yet. ---------------------------------------- dad, i really dont know where to start with this but its easier to write things out cuz that way we cant fight about it. I know why you think me living home wont work out. Ive been given chances and i always fucked them up. I think those times i just didnt want to "be alone". This time is different. Im ready to make changes in my life. I wasted the last 2 years of my life doing shit all except feeling sorry for myself..Like i was "waiting" for it to happen on its own. Well i know it dosent work that way and i know i only live once and i REALLY want to try to better myself. Being in the situation im in now with living with rob and stuff
Brutal New Device For The Stage Show!
In a new photo folder called "Ring of Pain" there are pics of a BRUTAL new, (actually old inspired), torture/execution prop I just had made that will go into my stage show. We fondly call this the 'Inquisitor's Ring of Pain" and it deals with an iron chest belt, or ring, lined with vicious spikes that is locked over my upper chest severely restricting my movements. Then torture thumbscrews are applied to my thumbs and an iron collar is locked around my neck. Trapped like this in the spiked ring I cannot drop down to hit the floor or my chest and arms will be lacerated by the spikes. To add the end all to the pain and fatality of this device 20 lbs of iron weights are then locked to the back of the neck collar causing the process of slow strangulation to begin instantly. I have to get out of it all without being torn up on the spiked ring or choking to death. Yet another fun device from Steve's lovely imagination!
Homage And My Good Bye The Luciano Pavarotti
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Mango
I went awhile back to Petsmart and adopted a cute kitty to replace my old man Baxter whom I'd had since college - he was there with me through painful times, like my divorce, and was very loving and cuddly (just like a dog). So I found a cat that looked JUST like Baxter & I couldn't resist. Well - they told me... it was a fixed female. I looked and said ... uh.... this is an un-fixed male. They told me I was wrong. I said... I'd never seen such large balls on a female cat. And they told me that it was just "large". Uh.... ok..... So I took her home and we named her Mango. I finally made it to the vet for "her" ckup and sure enough Mango is a he. So that is how we ended up with a male cat named Mango.... See - I'm right some of the time....
Wow
Ok lol thank you all for being so sweet to me first ! Im trying to stay out of yahoo for a bit lol so I thought I would Give this site a go ! Fun so far lol . School has started for my kids so im about to get a job . I didnt want to work while they was out of school cause well day care is not cheap lol So I had to by time from when I got a divorce to now lol Any idea for a ex house wife lol lol Kinda hard finding someone that will hire you when all you ever was , was a house wife lol . How ever im sure I will find something I hope lol lol . And No I dont want to go into fast food lol cant make enough to get by on that lol . Any ways thats whats going on here if you even care lmao !!!! Oh kids and there homework lol You know i went threw it for 13 years of school starting at preschool if you wonder how i got 13 . We are in a bar blog just incase you all are a little tipsy and couldnt figure it out :P . But now I get to go threw it again with my kids . My oldest Daughter will be 12 i
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Actor Owen Wilson Hospitalized
Owen Wilson hospitalized after suicide attempt Two celebrity tabloid magazines and websites report that actor Owen Wilson tried to commit suicide over the weekend. The National Enquirer and PerezHilton.com report that Wilson was rushed to a hospital Sunday after cutting his wrist and taking a large amount of pills. A family member found him passed out in his Los Angeles home and called 911. He is with his family and is in stable condition.
Strange Story
The admission is free, so pay at the door. Pull up a seat and sit on the floor. I'll tell you a story never heard of before.... One bright day in the middle of the night, two dead men started to fight. Back to back they faced eachother, drawed their swords and shot one another. The deaf police man heard the shots, and flew out the door to put it to a stop. And if you don't believe me, ask the blind man...he saw it all.
Some Of My Favorite Movie Quotes
Some Movie Quotes (In No Particular Order) 1. "Welcome To The Party Pal" - Die Hard (1988) 2. "I've Came Here To Chew Bubblegum And Kick Ass, And I'm All Out Of Bubblegum" - They Live (1988) 3. "Yo, She-Bitch! Let's Go!" - Army Of Darkness (1993) 4. "We Named The Dog Indiana" - Indiana Jones And The Last Crusade (1989) 5. "There's A Shortage Of Perfect Breasts In This World. It Would Be A Pity To Damage Yours" - The Princess Bride (1987) 6. "It's 106 Miles To Chicago, We've Got A Full Tank Of Gas, Half A Pack Of Cigarettes, It's Dark And We're Wearing Sunglasses" - The Blues Brothers (1980) 7. "Great, Kid. Don't Get Cocky" - Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope (1977) 8. "Here's Johnny" - The Shining (1980) 9. "What's A Magneto?" - X-Men (2000) 10. "Which One's Trudi? The One With All The Shit In Her Face?" - Pulp Fiction (1994) If You Have Any Movie Quotes, Please Post The Quote And The Movie Where The Quote Came From
God This Song Is So Sothing And Calming Yet Gives Rise To Broiling Emotions
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Two Defining Forces
Two Defining Forces: In case we find ourselves starting to believe all the anti-American sentiment and negativity, we should remember England's Prime Minister Tony Blair's, words during a recent interview. When asked by one of his Parliament members why he believes so much in America, he said . . . “A simple way to take measure of a country is to look at how many want in ... And how many want out.” Only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you: 1. Jesus Christ 2. The American G. I. One died for your soul, the other for your freedom. If you want to pass this on, I think it would be appropriate, as many seem to forget BOTH of them. God bless you
A Girl's First Time
As you lie back your muscles tighten. You put him off for a while searching for an excuse, but he refuses to be swayed as he approaches you. He asks if you're afraid and you shake your head bravely. He has had more experience, but it's the first time his finger has found the right place. He probes deeply and you shiver; your body tenses; but he's gentle like he promised he'd be. He looks deeply within your eyes and tells you to trust him-he's done this many times before. His cool smile relaxes you and you open wider to give him more room for an ease entrance. You begin to plead and beg him to hurry, but he slowly takes his time, wanting to cause you as little pain as possible. As he presses closer, going deeper, you feel the tissue give way; pain surges throughout your body and you feel the slight trickle of blood as he continues. He looks at you concerned and asks you if it's too painful. Your eyes are filled with tears but you shake your head and nod for him to go on. He
Another Update
ok, so anyone who is still out there reading about our move....we went yesterday and signed the loan papers!! woohoo!! we are so ready to move and get settled before the holidays. The kids are driving me crazier these days with their constant arguing and bickering....I need a break! My 13 year old has brought home some attitude from school and my 4 year old...well, he's 4!! anyway, we should know more in a few days when the seller has serviced the A/C~you know the south gets HOT so it has to be up to 100%~! So if I am not on for a while you all know where we are.....I'll be back as soon as we get the computer hooked back up! I'll chat more later...~~smooches~~
Confessional
Melvin goes to confession..... "Bless me Father, for I have sinned." The> priest asked, "What did you do, my son?" "I lusted," Melvin replied. "Tell> me about it," the priest said. Melvin then related his story. "Father, I am> a deliveryman for UPS. Yesterday I was making a delivery in the affluent> section of the city. When I rang the bell, the door opened and there stood> the most beautiful woman I have ever seen. She had long blonde hair and eyes> like emeralds. She was dressed in a sheer dressing gown that showed her> perfect figure. And, she asked seductively if I would like to come in."> "And, what did you do, my son?" asked the priest. "Father, I did not go in> the house but I lusted. Oh, how I lusted," replied the man. "Your sin has> been forgiven," replied the priest. "You will get your reward in heaven, my> son." "A reward, father? What do you think my reward might be?" Melvin> asked. The priest replied, "I think a bale of hay would be appropriate,> ...you dumb ass!"
The Nurse
The Nurse> > A nurse walks into a bank. Preparing to write a check, she pulls a> rectal thermometer out of her purse and tries to write with it. She> looks at the flabbergasted teller and without missing a beat says,'Well,> that's great..........that's really great.......... Some asshole's got> my pen."
For All My Ladies Out There...
Another Blonde Joke :)
Bob walked into a sports bar around 9:58 PM. He sat down next to a blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV. The 10:00 PM news was coming on. The news crew was covering a story of a man on a ledge of a large building preparing to jump. The blonde looked at Bob and said, "Do you think he'll jump?" Bob says, "You know, I bet he'll jump." The blonde replied, "Well, I bet he won't." Bob placed a $20 bill on the bar and said, "You're on!" Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy on the ledge did a swan dive off the building, falling to his death. The blonde was very upset, but willingly handed her $20 to Bob, saying , "Fair's fair. Here's your money." Bob replied, "I can't take your money, I saw this earlier on the 5PM news and so I knew he would jump." The blond replied, "I did too, but I didn't think he'd do it again." Bob took the money....
W O W
I'm wearing a super short skirt at work today. So my coworkers asks my boss if she's seen it and she goes, "Yeah she showed me! She's showing some serious leg, now if only she'd shimmy for me!" So I got up and danced for my boss. I feel gipped. No one threw dollahs. LOL
Thursday
I couldn't even come up with a title.... I don't like to complain about the things I'm going through but I feel I need to explain some things... I am having a really rough time right now. I am missing my friends that passed away earlier this week, and the only song that keeps coming to mind is the song by Mariah Carey, One Sweet Day. The hardest part is that Bryan's family lives at the other end of the block from me which is a constant reminder... I am losing my house due to some assholes who decided to screw me over...I have been trying to get things packed up and ready to move, but I find it difficult....I have so many fond memories in this house, of people who I care about so deeply.... I am also dealing with my son, who at 5 yrs. old is already in counceling for some severe issues...I worry about him so much.... I'm trying to get past all my worries and find that little piece of happiness that seems to stay just outside of my grasp.... I know I have been acting
Toddler,2, Left In Car
Toddler, 2, left in car at brothel parking lot. An Oregon man is in custody after allegedly leaving his 2-year-old daughter in a car in 95-degree heat in the parking lot of a brothel east of Reno. The Storey County sheriff's office said Lucien Hoffman of Bend, Oregon, was being held in the country jail in lieu of $40,000 bail on charges of child neglect. Hoffman told deputies he was attending a function at the Mustang Ranch brothel off Interstate 80, 15 miles east of Reno. A brothel security guard found the child crying inside the car and took her indoors until authorities arrived. The toddler was treated for dehydration and released to the Nevada Division of Child and Family Services.
Rekindling Love With An Old Flame
Love has many ways of returning. When you think you're heart is broken and you can no longer find love or you do find love but not sure they are right for you, then you find out that an old flame wants you back and you still have that love for them. Then you decide to go back with them. That is what I have decided to do. I have decided to give it another go with Andrew. The first time we went out things weren't good cause people were causing so much drama and so I had ended it with him the first time cause of those people. But this time, I am not letting anyone get in the way again. You can't mess around with Love. When you love someone so much, you try hard to not let them go and to keep them to yourself. That is what I am doing this time with Andrew. I'm not letting him slip away again. I love him and have always loved him and will continue to do so. No one can tell me who I can and can not date. He has changed as have I and we have begun rekindling our love and no one will get in ou
Vegas: The Epicenter For Prostitution
Vegas the epicenter of North American prostitution? Prostitution is illegal in Las Vegas, but a new book says Las Vegas is a magnet for human trafficking for prostitution. The book, released Wednesday, says women and children are brought here from other states, as well as, from all over the world for legal and illegal prostitution. "Women are moved for sale to buyers in Las Vegas." Dr. Melissa Farley says Las Vegas is the epicenter of North American prostitution and human trafficking. Farley spent two years researching and writing her new book: Prostitution and Trafficking in Nevada: Making the Connections. She says her research dispels myths that legalizing prostitution decreases organized crime, rape rates, sex trafficking, or disease. And she doesn't see a difference between legal or illegal prostitution. "Legal prostitution does not protect women from the violence, the verbal abuse, physical injury or diseases, such as HIV, that occur in illegal prostitution,"
Teacher's Lesson
One day a teacher asked her students to list the names of the other students in the room on two sheets of paper, leaving a space between each name. Then she told them to think of the nicest thing they could say about each of their classmates and write it down. It took the remainder of the class period to finish their assignment, and as the students left the room, each one handed in the papers. That Saturday, the teacher wrote down the name of each student on a separate sheet of paper, and listed what everyone else had said about that individual. On Monday she gave each student his or her list. Before long, the entire class was smiling. "Really?" she heard whispered. "I never knew that I meant anything to anyone!" and, "I didn't know others liked me so much," were most of the comments. No one ever mentioned those papers in class again. She never knew if they discussed them after class or with their parents, but it didn't matter. The exercise had accomplished its purpose. The students
Stolen Moments (yep Another Poem)
Stolen Moments By J. S. Monti To sit and merely contemplate. My mind reflecting, won’t abate. About the story of our lives. Of stolen moments lovers find. You have a life and so do I. To find a way to intertwine. Yet hard to do, we only live. On stolen moments we can give. Our bodies, minds, and souls to take. The chemistry we can’t forsake. To hold you in that sweet embrace. My heart is dying to partake. To wake and find you lying there. Your body supple, warm and fair. My fingers softly through your hair. An arm around your shoulders bare. Our hearts as one in rhythm beat. Cares and worries fail to seek. This shelter we have wearily sought. Is found within our bodies locked. And in this dream I waken from. Like darkness looms in winters morn. To find that I am only one. And loneliness to weigh upon. For such are dreams of smoke and mirrors. An insight to our deepest fears. The thought of you lies treasured there. In stolen moments, and
I Got A Job :)
As most of ya'll know I've been looking for a job for a while now. Yesterday I called a place and the lady said they had a cpl openings :) So I hauled ass there :) After the app and interview she said welcome to the crew :) Thank goodness. Now the down side :) I'll be starting working 3-11 on this coming Tuesday so I won't be here after 230 :) Chris is unemployed again so someone's gotta do it :) Good thing though I am getting back into my Nursing and going back to being a healer :) I luv it and am so excited :) I can't wait for Tuesday... Luv ya'll and Hope to see ya'll soon :) C
Plane Flights-funny Shit!
Dump the male flight attendants. No one wanted them in the first place. Replace all the female flight attendants with good-looking strippers! What the hell - the attendants have gotten old and haggard-looking. They don't even serve food anymore, so what's the loss? The strippers would at least triple the alcohol sales and get a "party atmosphere" going in the cabin. And, of course, every businessman in this country would start flying again, hoping to see naked women. Because of the tips, female flight attendants wouldn't need a salary, thus saving even more money. I suspect tips would be so good that we could charge the women for working and have them kick back 20% of the tips. Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing naked women. Hijackings would come to a screeching halt, and the airline industry would see record revenues. This is definitely a win-win situation if we handle it right - a golden opportunity to turn a liability into an asset. W
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Stricken And Burning Alive To Depths Of My Soul.not Fully Understanding
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Concerts
I get to see Atreyu in 9 days! I'm so damn excited, I love them. I'll be seeing Mushroomhead soon, possibly Megadeth. God, I love shows. Then the best news of all...THE MOTHER FUCKING MISFITS are touring. Holy shit. I have my tickets...I can't wait til October. I never thought I would see them, unbelievable.
Fly The Flag
FLY THE FLAG Campaign 9-11-07 THE PROGRAM IS THIS: On Tuesday, September 11th, 2007, an American flag should be displayed outside every home, apartment, office, and store in the United States. Every individual should display an American flag on this anniversary of our country's worst tragedy. We do this in honor of those who lost their lives on 9/11, their families, friends and loved ones who continue to endure the pain, and those who today are fighting at home and abroad to preserve our cherished freedoms. In the days, weeks and months following 9/11, our country was bathed in American flags as citizens mourned the incredible losses and stood shoulder-to-shoulder against terrorism. Sadly, those flags have all but disappeared. Our patriotism pulled us through some tough times and it shouldn't take another attack to galvanize us in solidarity. Our American flag is the fabric of our country and together we can prevail over terr
The Italian Tomato Garden
An Old Italian man lived alone in the country. He wanted to dig his tomato garden, but it was very hard work as the ground was hard. His only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament: Dear Vincent, I am feeling pretty badly because it looks like I won't be able to plant my tomato garden this year. I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. I know if you were here my troubles would be over. I know you would be happy to dig the plot for me. Love, Dad A few days later he received a letter from his son: Dear Dad, Don't dig up that garden. That's where I buried the bodies. Love, Vinnie At 4 a.m. the next morning, FBI agents and local police arrived and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man and left. That same day the old man received another letter from his son
Thirty Lines To Make You Smile
1. My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God and I didn't. 2. I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it. 3. I Work Hard Because Millions On Welfare Depend on Me! 4. Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them. 5. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke. 6. Don't take life too seriously; no one gets out alive. 7. You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me. 8. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. 9. Earth is the insane asylum for the universe. 10. I'm not a complete idiot -- Some parts are missing. 11. Out of my mind. Back in five minutes. 12. NyQuil, the stuffy, sneezy, why-the-heck-is-the-room-spinning medicine. 13. God must love stupid people; He made so many. 14. The gene pool could use a little chlorine. 15. Consciousness: That annoying time between naps. 16. Ever stop to think, and forget to start again? 17. Being "over the
To Be A Democrat...
22 Ways To Be A Good Democrat 1. You have to be against capital punishment, but support abortion on demand. 2. You have to believe that businesses create oppression and governments create prosperity. 3. You have to believe that guns in the hands of law-abiding Americans are more of a threat than U.S. Nuclear weapons technology in the hands of Chinese and North Korean communists. 4. You have to believe that there was no art before Federal funding. 5. You have to believe that global temperatures are less affected by cyclical documented changes in the earth's climate and more affected by soccer moms driving SUV's. 6. You have to believe that gender roles are artificial but being homosexual is natural. 7. You have to believe that the AIDS virus is spread by a lack of federal funding. 8. You have to believe that the same teacher who can't teach fourth graders how to read is somehow qualified to teach those same kids about sex. 9. You have to beli
When I Am Away.........
I HIDE MY AGONY WITH LAUGHTER NO ONE CAN SEE THE PAIN INSIDE I MISS THE DAYS I USED TO HAVE BUT NOW IN MISERY I RESIDE. AND I CRY, EVERY NIGHT BEFORE I SLEEP AND I DIE, WHEN I AWAKE AND HAVE TO LEAVE AND I PRAY THAT SOMETHING CHANGES EVERYDAY BECAUSE I MISS MY LIFE AND YOU WHEN I'M AWAY... THE HARDSHIPE OF THE DAY TO DAY WORKING LIKE A DOG TRYING TO MAKE ENDS MEET WHEN OTHERS LIVE HIGH ON THE HOG ALL THIS BRINGS ME DOWN MAKES ME JUST WANT TO GIVE IT UP BUT WHEN I DO GET TO SEE YOU SMILE I GET A LITTLE BIT OF HOPE.. BUT THEN I CRY. BECAUSE I KNOW I HAVE TO LEAVE AND I WANT TO DIE FROM THE PAIN CAUSE I CANT BREATHE NOT HOLDING YOU OR SEEIG YOU MAKES MY LIFE SO GRAY. CAUSE I MISS MY WORLD, I MISS YOU WHEN I'M AWAY... Free Graphics & Comments Codes
Bored
JUST BORED LOL ITS 9 41 IN THE MORNING AND I CANT FIND A FRIEND ON SO I DECIDED TO MAKE THIS STUPID BLOG LOL IT MIGHT GIVE YA SOMETHING TO DO IF YOUR JUST AS BORED AS I AM LOL
Peanut
One evening a man was at home laying on the sofa watching TV and eating peanuts. He'd toss them in the air, and then catch them in his mouth. In the middle of catching one, his wife asked him a question - and as he turned to answer her, a peanut fell in his ear. He tried and tried to dig it out but succeeded in only pushing it in deeper. He called his wife for assistance, and after hours of trying they became worried and decided to go to the hospital. As they were ready to go out the door, their daughter came home with her date . After being informed of the problem, their daughter's date said he could get the peanut out. The young man told the father to sit down, then proceeded to shove two fingers up the father's nose and told him to blow hard. When the father blew, the peanut flew out of his ear. The mother and daughter jumped and yelled for joy. The young man insisted that it was nothing. Once he was gone, the mother turned to the father and said,
More "other Guys"
I sort of did this in my "Other Guys" Post but I would add: “These "Other 11" [Note for non football fans: I promise this will be one of the last, if not the last of my Football posts at least until much later in the season.] [Note for REAL football fans if you want more of my brilliant insight, visit: www.condraft.com] The Consensus Draft Service Marcel Frost is a celebrated recruit who transferred with Eric Haw from Ohio State. Frost broke his left leg on one of the final plays of Jackson State's spring game and the recovery has been slow and painful. Frost was cleared to take his brace off and run on the leg a few weeks ago, but getting in game shape may take longer; reportedly he's aiming for the Sept. 13 Southwestern Athletic Conference opener against Texas Southern as a realistic goal. Frost is prototypical in terms of size and 6 ft. 4.3 in 256 and runs about 4.8 he was originally projected to DE. Frost is a talented athlete with all the physical tools, however there
Sept 6
September 6, 2007 Quote of the Day "A bad habit never disappears miraculously; it's an undo-it-yourself project." – Abigail Van Buren God this holds so true for me. So many things in my past I have had to undo, wish I could do it with cigarettes as well, but I dont think I#m ready for that yet...
I Love This Song And Its My Mood Right Now
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Lil Johnny...
(waves to the babes!!) Little Johnny's neighbors had a baby. Unfortunately, the baby was born without ears. When the Mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnny's family was invited over to see the baby. Before they left their house, Little Johnny's dad had a talk with him and explained that the baby had no ears. His dad also told him that if he so much as mentioned anything about the baby's missing ears or even said the word "ears" he would get the spanking of his life when they came back home. Little Johnny told his dad he understood completely. When Johnny looked in the crib he said, "What a beautiful baby." The mother said, "Why, thank you, Johnny." Johnny said, "He has beautiful little feet and beautiful little hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes. Can he see?" "Yes", the Mother replied, "we are so thankful; the Doctor said he will have 20/20 vision." "That's great," said Little Johnny, "cuz he'd be shit
So Happy
I am happy. I am currently with this really great guy that I met on here. He is absolutely great to me and my kids and he is so sweet. I am happy I joined Fubar and met him. My parents also love him to death. They think he is great. My parents have never liked a guy I've been with this much. They even let him stay the weekends with me. Go figure. Hope everyone else is having a great day. I'm just sitting here being bored to death.lol.
Taking Surveys That Error 1/2 Way Through
WHATS UP WITH GETTING 1/3, 1/2 OR 3/4s OF THE WAY THROUGH THE DAMN SURVEY AND ALL OF A SUDDEN IT ERRORS. (NOW I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT QUALIFYING TO TAKE THE SURVEY)THEN IT WON'T LET YOU REFRESH OR GO BACK SO YOU LOSE ALL THE TIME AND EFFORT YOU HAVE PUT FORTH SO FAR. (NOT TO MENTION THAT THE PREPARERS GOT THE ANSWERS TO THE QUESTIONS YOU'VE ALREADY ANSWERED. THIS HAPPENS VERY FREQUENTLEY AND I FOR 1 AM TIRED OF NOT GETTING ANY POINTS AFTER GETTING OVER 13,1/2 OR 3/4s OF THE WAY THROUGH. THIS IS BULLSHIT! YOU SHOULD GET SOME CREDIT FOR EACH ANSWER AND YOUR TIME SPENT. AFTER ALL THE PEOPLE THAT SPONSORED THE DAMN SURVEY GOT 1/3,1/2 OR 3/4s OF THE ANSWERS THEY WERE LOOKING FOR. WHAT THE HELL IS UP WITH THIS? THIS IS A COMMON PROBLEM IT WOULD SEEM. I HAVE SEEN MUMMS ABOUT THIS SO IT'S HAPPENING FREQUENTLY. EVERY KEY STROKE IS RECORDED SO THEY KNOW WHERE YOU WERE IN THE DAMN SURVEY. THEY SHOULD AWARD POINTS ACCORDINGLY. IT TAKES QUITE SOME TIME TO EVEN TAKE SOME
Busy, Busy Bee
Hey guys thought id give an update! If thats what you want to call it.. Ick??? Sorry i haven't been around Just working my ass off these last couple weeks! I was suppose to work Monday and wend but was down with a horrible tooth ache ( Have a root canal Tuesday of next week) I work today, Friday, sat and Sunday! 2- 12 HOUR shifts this weekend soo again ill be drained once Monday comes! We get to move into our house this weekend but again ill be working! The husband and his friends said they would move the big things over to the house! If i had BOXES! Which i don't! I'm sure they would move those too.. Anyhoo, Its 6 am Why im awake? I have no idea!! Oh i remember!! I had put the kitten in bed with me last night and woke up to no cat! Found her with my daughter on the top bunk! Grrr. I don't mind her cuddling but couldn't she have picked somewhere closer to the ground?? But I'm sure she did that for a reason! The cat would be to scared to jump and wouldn't leave her side! LOL .. Well i
Globalization
What is Globalization? Finally, a definition of globalization one can understand and to which one can relate Question : What is the truest definition of Globalization? Answer : Princess Diana's death. Question : How come? Answer : An English princess with an Egyptian boyfriend crashes in a French tunnel, driving a German car with a Dutch engine, driven by a Belgian who was drunk on Scottish whisky, (check the bottle before you change the spelling), followed closely by Italian
Thought For The Day - 6 September 2007
Dylan Thomas's "Do Not Go Gently Into That Good Night" as a LimerickThere was an old father of Dylan,Who was seriously, mortally illin'"I want," Dylan said,"You to bitch till you're dead."I'll be cheesed if you kick it while chillin'."
Im Moving On!
Well not many of you people on here know about what has happened in my past but Im sure a lot of you have noticed my name change on here. Im still broken but Im trying to glue those pieces back together. Theres not a day that goes by that he doesnt hurt me in some way but Im a strong woman and Im going to survive this. After all I have survived a lot of things so why cant I survive this? I talked to him for the first time the other night in like a month and I mean really talked to him. I let him know that Im here for him when he needs to talk and that I do care what happens to him. I know our relationship (whats left of it) isnt going to move any further. He has a lot of stuff going on in his life, I made the choice to take a step back and let him handle it. He knows Im here but when hes ready to be with me I may or may not be available. We will just see. I have met a great guy, its just in the talking stage right now but ya never know. Im taking this one really slow for
No One Does It Like You.
You really need to take care of yourself because you won't be good for anyone else unless you take care of yourself. -- Harry Bartholomew Do we merely assume we are taking good care of ourselves? It's perhaps a good idea to list all the ways we think this is true. Do we get enough exercise? What is enough, anyway? Are we eating the right foods and enough of them? How about rest? Do we take naps when needed, as well as get a good night's sleep? What about laughter? Some would say there's no better elixir than a good laugh. Of course, we have to be willing to laugh at ourselves, on occasion, to make the most of it. Taking good care of ourselves is much more in our control than we might have imagined. While it's true that some of us need a devoted caregiver because of our infirmities, we are able to laugh at will and to eat what's good for us. We are also very much in control of how we feel about the circumstances of our lives. Whether we think we have it good or bad has a great de
Meeting My Real Dad
Most all of you know that I had recently found my Biological father and that This past weekend was the first time I had met him. It was one of the most fundemental times in my life. I can't even begin to find the words to express to you how wonderful it truly was. I wanted to share some pic's here and as well create a blog with pic's.Please know that as you view these pictures that even though I may be tearful in most, it was tears of joy...not sorrow.I love each of you~Jill"OUR FIRST EMBRACE""A DREAM COME TRUE, TO BE SO CLOSE TO MY DAD""FINALLY ANOTHER DREAM COME TRUE, I HAVE BOTH OF MY PARENTS WITH ME FOR THE FIRST TIME IN MY LIFE!""MY MOMS SHOULDER IS ALWAYS THERE TO LEAN UPON...ALWAYS!""A PROUD MOMENT IN MY LIFE, MY FATHER AND MY CHILDREN BY MY SIDE""MY FATHER, WITH HIS GRANDCHILDREN""MY BIOLOGICAL AUNT JOAN, ME & MY DAD""SAYING GOOD-BYE WAS THE HARDEST THING TO DO"Unless you have lived the life of an Adoptee, you'll never truly appreciate the beauty in finding ones roots....The b
You Decide In The End.
I never lose sight of the fact that just being is fun. --Katharine Hepburn The first good news each day is that we wake up. We are breathing. Our heats are beating, our minds working. The adventure of living begins. What does the day hold in store? We have no way of knowing what surprises lie in wait for us today. We may look forward, not just to the expected, but to the unexpected. Whom shall we meet? What will we see? What will we learn? How will we be entertained? What changes to help others will come our way? What chances to love and be loved? Now that our eyes are opened to today's beauty, let us remain alert for new sights. Let us cry when sad, smile when touched, and laugh at what is funny in a whole new lifetime before us. What can I be thankful for today?
This Is True
Even if you feel great, you still have something to get off your chest. See if you can find someone who's willing to listen for as long as it takes, as it might take more time and energy than you anticipate. Thinks this is so true
You Can Get Peter's Book Today!
The results are coming in from those who have the book. 100% approval for the book so far, which makes me feel great! of course, I want EVERYONE in the world to get a book. How else will I become a best selling author? lol Now, you can get the book and have it personally autographed. Woohoo! lol So come on, just click the links and gets yours on the way to you today. You know you wanna! :) ALSO to let you know that my book is now available in the publishers bookstore at a reduced prices directly through them. If you get your book through them however, it will not be autographed as they send it direct. Peter Click here for Peter's publisher book store Click this link to order the Hard Cover book. $24.99 shipping included Click here to order All That I Am, I Think! in Hard Cover Click this link to order the paperback book. $19.99 shipping included Click here to order All That I Am, I Think! in paperback Just click the cdbaby logo to buy That's What Living's
I Had No Idea
I had no idea there was a blog on this thing... slowly but surely I am learning this site... So I just wanted to test out the blog thing so I will catch ya'll later. Neela Out
Drop In My Space And Check Out This Awesome Band Big Rain
Click on Big Rain's banner below i made for them they have done 21 concerts in shangi China, 3 songs they have recorded has hit one and two spots on the charts, nominated for cross over artist in 2006 music awards
Please Pray For Justin Ashford
JUSTIN ASHFOR A 6 YR OLD LITTLE BOY OF DELTONA FLORIDA WHO IS ONE OF MY REALLY GOOD FRIEND'S SON,WAS ON A 4 WHEELER MONDAY(LABOR DAY)AND GOT ON A HILL TO JUMP IT AND FELL OFF OF IT INTO A FIRE PIT,HE WILL LOSE MOST OF HIS TOE'S AND POSSIBLY HIS FEET,IF THEY ARE LUCKY TO SAVE HIS FEET THEY WILL TAKE SKIN OFF OF HIS HEAD TO PLACE ON HIS FEET TO SAVE THEM... HE IS ON A BREATHING MACHINE HE CAN NOT BREATH ON HIS ON... JUSTIN ASHFORD OF DELTONA FLORIDA,WILL BE IN CINNINNATTI OHIO FOR MONTH'S... THEY ARE POOR AND THEY NEED ALL THE DONATION'S POSSIBLE..MORE IMPORTANT YOUR PRAYER'S AND SUPPORT... IF YOU CAN DONATE ANYTHING THAT WOULD BE GREATLY APPREICATED... IF YOU COULD DONATE TO HIS HOSPITAL BILL'S PLEASE USE CHECK'S OR MONEY ORDER'S ONLY WRITEN OUT TO HIS DADDY:PAUL ASHFORD:THE ADDRESS WHERE YOU CAN SEND ANYTHING IS:686 COMSTOCK DR.DELTONA FLORIDA.32738... PLEASE PRAY FOR THIS LIL BOY JUSTIN ASHFORD,IF YOU GO TO CHURCH PLEASE HAVE THEM SAY A PRAYER FOR HIM AS WELL.LET'S GET THE PR
Love
Love is Always patient & kind, It is Never jealous Love is Never boastful or conceited It is Never rude or selfish It does not take offense And is not resentful Love takes no pleasure in other peoples sins But delights in the truth Love is Always ready To Excuse To trust To hope and To Endure whatever comes...
Shit
Even if you feel great, you still have something to get off your chest. See if you can find someone who's willing to listen for as long as it takes, as it might take more time and energy than you anticipate. (oh fuck this can only be bad........... because yes I do have something thats bothering me)
Lynyrd Skynyrd
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Wish
Wish ERIc Ethan Some time when I make wish when I see a falling star I hold that wish forever in my heart . When I make a wish with a friend you know that wish is going to last forever. When I make that wish I want to see that wish last forever. When I make that wish I always want to share my wishes with a friend I make wishes doing the dishes. I make wishes for friends that are far and near to give them hope that wishes come true I make wishes for me too , When I make that wish I keep them in a pocket and hold them dear and near I make wishes for friends that are down and out, blue and red. I make wishes for people to have love in their heart and never die. If you made that wish will you share it with a friend?
Life
I find myself wandering through this labyrinth of life wondering were I would be had I made different choices along the way. It is then that I unconsciously take a step back and realize that my life (as I know it) would be so different than it is had I choose another turn at any point. Would I enjoy or want that side path more than the one I chose? With the wealth of experiences, emotions, knowledge and wisdom I have amassed (oh, and and useless information - LOL) would be so different than what I know and feel today. Who can honestly say that a different decision along the way would have altered their life for either better or worse. It is the domino effect of events in our lives that is directly impacted and as such - our entire cycle of life's events, not a specific event. Life leads us all down varied paths and quite often they cross another's (for better or worse) but the sum of all these interactions is what shapes our lives as a whole. Much as a ripple in a pool of water travel
Luciano Pavarotti Dies Of Cancer
ONE OF THE GREATEST AND MY FAVORITE OPERA TENOR HAS DIED OF CANCER. AS JOHN WAYNE WAS TO MOVIES, ELVIS TO ROCK AND ROLL, PAVAROTTI WAS TO OPERA. I AM VERY ECLECTIC IN MY MUSIC. AND WHEN I HEARD HIM SING THIS ARIA IT BROUGHT TEARS TO MY EYES. AND THEN WHEN FAMOUS ICE SKATER BRYAN BOITANO SKATED TO IT, CHILLS WENT UP MY SPINE. SO PLEASE TAKE A LISTEN TO SOME OF MY FAVORITE ARIA'S. REST IN PEACE AND SING FOR GOD NOW. ROME - Luciano Pavarotti, opera's biggest superstar of the late 20th century, died Thursday. He was 71. He was the son of a singing baker and became the king of the high C's. Pavarotti, who had been diagnosed last year with pancreatic cancer and underwent treatment last month, died at his home in his native Modena at 5 a.m., his manager told The Associated Press in an e-mailed statement. His wife, Nicoletta, four daughters and sister were among family and friends at his side, manager Terri Robson said. "The Maestro fought a long, to
Contest Is Almost Over
contest ends saturday 1pm i am asking for your help to get the ladies some help being bombed. if you can help get some of your friends males if possible and ask them to bomb the ladies . let them feel good and know people are there to help. well i hope they get some help its getting close for second. thanks bingo
Just So You Know...
I'm online and offline so quickly recently that I felt I needed to let my friends know what's up... Ok, so most of you know that I had to move from VT to CT a couple weeks ago. Most of you also know that I had to condense a 13 room house into a small, 2 bedroom apartment (numerous trips to my TWO HUGE storage units). And most of you know that it has been extremely stressful for me and my two kids. Here's what you may not know: The house I moved from was my mom's. So, in addition to packing my things, I had to go through her things...which I had not done in the year since her death. I cannot begin to explain that heartache and the feelings it brought up in me. I also cannot begin to tell you how difficult it continues to be for me to hide my feelings in order to help my children through theirs... We did not elect to move. We were forced out by the executor/lawyer of my mother's will. Yes, it did specifically state that the house and contents all go to the children, but he circ
Thursday Links: Rob Bartlett In Studio - Turn On Those Cams! New Boobs On Ratemywow, New Videos Online, Traveling Virus And Car Crash Comedy
LISTEN TO TODAY'S SHOW ON AUDIBLE (link usually active by 3pm EST) Good morning and happy perv news, fun fact, male camel toe, and phone call Thursday, folks! Our pal comedian/actor Rob Bartlett (from the Imus show) is coming in, so turn on your Paltalk and watch the master impressionist at work... or just check out all the Ladies of Paltalk showering, sleeping topless, and getting dressed (Thanks for the shower scene Redrum!) New Boobs on RateMyWOW: Thanks once again to our west coast pals Yoshi and Brandon Iron, who is promoting his new sites Load My Mouth and Cover My Face, we have a lovely, smiley, excited pair of boobies to share with you (Ladies, get YOUR pics in TODAY!): RateMyWOW: Marie McRay (happy gal, ain't she?) We got a braaaaand spankin' new batch of videos in the MEDIA SECTION, including: Glass Shattering With Vocal Coach Jaime Vendera Crazed Teenage Female Fan Mauls Brad Pitt in Venice Julieta Prandi and her Amazing Ass in her 'Hot Jeans' Dexter Tripp Perform
Cowboy Boots White Child Small (11-12)
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When Ur Gone
I always needed time on my own I never thought I'd need you there when I cried And the days feel like years when I'm alone And the bed where you lie Is made up on your side When you walk away I count the steps that you take Do you see how much I need you right now? When you're gone The pieces of my heart are missing you When you're gone The face I came to know is missing too When you're gone The words I need to hear to always get me through the day And make it okay I miss you I've never felt this way before Everything that I do Reminds me of you And the clothes you left They lie on the floor And they smell just like you I love the things that you do When you walk away I count the steps that you take Do you see how much I need you right now? When you're gone The pieces of my heart are missing you When you're gone The face I came to know is missing too When you're gone The words I need to hear to always get me through the day And make it ok I m
Horoscope For 9/6
Your romantic impulses are strong right now, so it's a great time to go out on a date, even with someone you've been living with for years. Make all the arrangements and see where things go from there. ***** sounds great, now if there was someone where i live that i would even consider dating lol....hmmmm might have to ship them in from another state lol
Be Willing
Be willing What are you willing to create in your life? How are you willing to spend the precious resource of your time, and what are you willing to accomplish? There are countless things that you are able to do. What matters is what you are willing to do. Life is filled with things that you wish for, that you see yourself as needing, that you feel you must do, and that you think you can't live without. The attainment and fulfillment of each of these things depends on whether you are willing or whether you are not. You can make magnificent promises, you can make understandable excuses, you can set goals, and you can make impressive plans. Yet it all comes down to what you are willing to do, where you are willing to take yourself, and how you are willing to live. Skills, training, resources, connections and experience are all very helpful. In the end, though, what will make it happen is your willingness. What are you willing to do with the spectacular opportunity that is you
Technology
I was just reading an article about how technology is ruining kids lives. And I can sympathize with it. In fact, I think technology is ruining everyone’s lives. As a society, I believe we’re less patient now. In the old days we would get our information from weekly or monthly magazines, or even the daily paper. None of which is updated on the fly. Now, with web pages, we expect all information to be up to the second. And when we learn that there’s a new movie being made, we want to see it now, not later. We torment ourselves reading everything we can about these things and then we bitch mercilessly when they don’t show up. As an underage boy, back in the day, you had to work at getting a glimpse of a naked woman. It meant scavenging through your parents room, the garage, the back shed or the workroom looking for your dad’s hidden stash of Playboy’s. If he didn’t have any, or your parents were divorced and you were living with mom, you had to settle for not-at-all-sexy ph
Ju Ju Is Sexy As Hell
PLEASE HELP JUJU IN A CONTEST SHE WILL RETURN ALL LOVE . GIVE WHAT YOU CAN EVEN IF ITS JUST 1 OR 100 . http://fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=662923&i=3910019836 LETS SHOW HER WE CAN DO THIS
Hahahahha
I laugh at you.
Lost
The old saying goes "it is better to have loved and lost than to never have loved at all" I say bull shit!! It hurts! It hurts even more when it is your fault. And even more than that when it was because of your own stupidity. Sometimes we see and hear things and just react to it. Not taking the time to step back and really evaluate what you are doing. In hind sight (rear view 20/20) you realize that you made a big mistake. But you are commited to that course now. You said things you shouldnt have, you acted the wrong way (or reacted the wrong way) and the person you affected is gone. You try to see if that could be any different but you realize that the other person was so affected by your words, your actions, that it is just too late. So now things feel uncomfortable. You try to talk but are worried about what you are saying. You want to scream about your mistake but cant. You want to express your feelings but there is no acceptance of it, no true belief. So you start
Depression
have ya ever had a period of time where ya feel like a loser, where ya feel like no one wants you? This entire summer ive felt like such a loser, i feel very unwanted by anyone. My friends have all but deserted me because they all have significant others or are married with children or children on the way, etc. I cant remember a summer ive spent more time at home since i was old enough to drive. The dating life isnt going so well lately. I feel so ALONE!! I recent met a girl, been on a couple dates, shes sending mixed signals, but a brownie point for her is shes aware shes doing so and apologized for it, but is that a way of her being nice and trying to let me down gentle or what? I wasnt even looking to date when i met her, i was anti dating, i still am somewhat, but i saw something in her, enough to give it a shot. why do i feel so alone? why is it so hard for a decent looking 27(28 in two weeks) year old guy to go out on dates, have fun, and hang out with women and basicall
Sorry
Sorry Ladies, I know I haven't been much of a friend latly. Especially to one very deserving Bonita. Been busy with work and the seperation issues. Hope to have more time soon for you all. Till then enjoy all you can.
Oy My Head...
i'm going through withdrawl cause i can't afford my prescription.. anyone have any ideas how to stop the brain zaps... they are driving me insane. please
Looking Back / Realize Fight The First Time Against You
allways i was there ready to get used like warez in the store marked as "here iam - get me use me" for whatever iam needed for sure - at least in every sexual issues ~ i wanted to be there for you i thought u need me cause iam not the worst to express you not the worst in fact u didnt need me u didnt used me this pleasure i missed useless iam for you u brought me back to the store ~ money back garanteed ~ here iam ~ like a ware again ~ and this time i have to take care everyone has to take care what are u searching - what you get i will bring me to live next time if u try to get me again i wont act like a ware without the will ~ i will never lay my life back in ur hands ~ useless iam for you that it for sure and no promise and no words will never ever make it go away ~
Oh, It's The End Of The Line....!
I was thinking this morning after I received a text message and a voicemail from someone about one of the main reasons I'm single. Well one being cause I happen to like it for the time being, but secondly I'm so busy fixing other people's relationship problems, including said texter, that I don't have time for my own. HOW MANY TIMES CAN I TELL YOU TO STOP ACTING LIKE A FOOL????? I drove to work in a rage this morning because since I was asleep I KNOW that anything that happens between said texter and whomever they were with last night will be MY FAULT for not being awake to answer the phone and "talk them out of it." You're a grown ass adult. Talk yourself out of it.
If
If you dont want to be my friend that is ok, but dont make me feel worthless, cause i would never do that to you. If you dont like me that is ok, but don't call me names cause i would never do that to you. If you want to turn your back that is ok, but dont expect me to turn my back on you cause i wont. If you see me and don't want to talk that is ok, but dont disrespect me and make me feel small, cause i would never do that to you. If you want to be my friend that is great but show me that you are my friend. If you see me cry dont walk away and leave me standing there, be my friend and wipe away the tears. If you see me sad don't walk away because i would never walk away from you, give me a hug and let me know that you care and that you are my friend, i would do the same for you. If you are my friend show me, and in return i will show you that I am your friend. I love you my friend
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Daily Dose
HELP ME PRETTY PLEASE I ENTERED MY FIRST FUBAR CONTEST EVER "THE BEST SFW CLEAVAGE OF FUBAR". OKAY I AM IN 10TH PLACE OUT OF 11 SPOTS. THE CHICK IN THE LEAD IS AHED BY OVER 10,000 COMMENTS MUCH LOVE BETTY CONTEST ENDS VERY SOON Please bomb this picture over and over. I NEED AT LEAST 5,000 COMMENT TODAY. Thanks. http://www.fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=621057&albumid=544480&i=442794135
My Bank Sux!!!
So last week, I had 2 checks to deposit. I filled out a slip for one to deposit it in my checking account, and one to deposit in my savings account. I went online today to see if the checks had cleared yet and my savings account was still empty. I started to panic thinking they had "lost" the deposit somehow. So I went to my checking account to see if that check was there. Lo and behold, the deposited BOTH checks in my checking. If I had wanted them both there, don't they think I would have just made out one slip??? Idiots!!!
Daily Horoscope: Taurus Sept 6th
Daily Horoscope: Taurus For September 6,2007 If you think you can keep your feelings under wraps, think again. The energy of the day brings emotions to the surface in all sorts of subtle ways and you might as well just come out with it.
Luciano Pavarotti
By ALESSANDRA RIZZO, Associated Press Writer 1 hour, 27 minutes ago ROME - Luciano Pavarotti, whose vibrant high C's and ebullient showmanship made him the most beloved and celebrated tenor since Caruso and one of the few opera singers to win crossover fame as a popular superstar, died Thursday. He was 71. His manager, Terri Robson, told the AP in an e-mailed statement that Pavarotti died at his home in Modena, Italy, at 5 a.m. local time. Pavarotti had been diagnosed with pancreatic cancer last year and underwent further treatment in August. "The Maestro fought a long, tough battle against the pancreatic cancer which eventually took his life. In fitting with the approach that characterised his life and work, he remained positive until finally succumbing to the last stages of his illness," the statement said. Speaking from inside Pavarotti's home, which was guarded by police, Pavarotti's assistant Edwin Tinoco told Sky TG 24 television that Pavarotti's final da
Voice
Yeah it's more sickly, sweet me. I might just have to take a break and regroup. A month a go i would have rather poked my eye out than write this stuff and here I am posting it. Well I hope you enjoy it at least. Your voice Says my name In a sweet whisper Your voice Sends tremors Through my body You have no idea What you're Doing to me I can't believe My reaction To your voice It's just a voice I keep Telling myself A voice that Sends tremors Through my body A voice that Sweetly whispers My name
Bravo Maestro!! R.i.p.
Different Languages....
Apache = Sheth she~n zho~n Cheyenne = Ne mohotatse Chickasaw = Chiholloli Hopi = Nu' umi unangw'ta Mohawk = Konoronhkwa Navajo = Ayor anosh'ni Sioux = Techihhila Zuni = Tom ho' ichem Arabic = Ana Behibek (male to female) Ana Ahebak (formal) Ana Bahibak (female to male) Armenian = yes kez shat em siroom Assyr = Az tha hijthmekem Bahasa Malayu (Malaysia) = Saya cinta mu Bangladeschi = Ami tomake valobashi Basque = Nere maitea Bavarian = I mog di Bengali = Aami tomaake bhaalo baashi Bisaya = Nahigugma ko nimo Bolivian = Quechua Qanta munani Bosnian = Ja te volim (formal) volim-te (informal) Brazilian = (Portuguese) Eu te amo Bulgarian = Obicham te Burmese = Chit pa te Cantonese = Ngo Oi Nei Chinese = gnoy oy na Goi Oi Lei (Hongkong) Wa Ai Li (Taiwanese) Danish = Jeg elsker dig Dutch = Ik hou van jou English = I love you Esperanto = Mi amas vim Estonian = Mina armastan s
Jennifer,
Well, im a miss seeing u everday, u will always be in my thoughts, sad seeing u go at such a young age, i will always remember you, love you peanut.
Mark Knopfler Live At The Albert Hall 2005 - Local Hero
Mark Knopfler Great Guitar Solo
For September 6,2007
Daily Horoscope: Capricorn Your romantic impulses are strong right now, so it's a great time to go out on a date, even with someone you've been living with for years. Make all the arrangements and see where things go from there.
Haunted Apt?
ive been hearing odd noises since i moved into this apt on saturday. This morning i was in the kitchen and my fucking cupboard door opned and shut on its own........ WTF........
Sweet Caroline
Sweet Caroline Neil Diamond Where it began, I can't begin to know when But then I know it's growing strong Oh, wasn't the spring, whooo And spring became the summer Who'd believe you'd come along Hands, touching hands, reaching out Touching me, touching you Oh, sweet Caroline Good times never seem so good I've been inclined to believe it never would And now I, I look at the night, whooo And it don't seem so lonely We fill it up with only two, oh And when I hurt Hurting runs off my shoulder How can I hurt when holding you Oh, one, touching one, reaching out Touching me, touching you Oh, sweet Caroline Good times never seem so good Oh I've been inclined to believe it never would Ohhh, sweet Caroline, good times never seem so good www.youtube.com/watch?v=OqDTlwq532M
Small Bus Trip
85 Riders Please Repost Bullitens at least once, Not required but it helps get more people on for the PaRtY Come Jump on Jokers Wild's Small Bus where the only requirement is to have a sense of humor. Unlike Trains and planes this IS A 100% Free Ride. NO RATING REQUIRED NO FANNING REQUIRED NO ADDING REQUIRED NO NEED TO BUY ANYTHING FOR THE DRIVERS You Rate, Add, Comment who you want to and IF you want to THIS BUS RIDE IS ABSOLUTLEY 100% FREE When The Bus is full we will add a second one and another one until we have a small bus convoy ! LOL Note: I will be updating once a day riders on the small bus send a FUBAR E-Mail message and I will get you added on the next bus out Remember Just because you rate someone on this bus is no requirement that they rate you back, This is to see people that may have the same in common with you. There are plenty of Pay Trains if you want points. See the reason behind the Small Bus in my video blog Titled The Small B
Sweet Caroline
Sweet Caroline Neil Diamond Where it began, I can't begin to know when But then I know it's growing strong Oh, wasn't the spring, whooo And spring became the summer Who'd believe you'd come along Hands, touching hands, reaching out Touching me, touching you Oh, sweet Caroline Good times never seem so good I've been inclined to believe it never would And now I, I look at the night, whooo And it don't seem so lonely We fill it up with only two, oh And when I hurt Hurting runs off my shoulder How can I hurt when holding you Oh, one, touching one, reaching out Touching me, touching you Oh, sweet Caroline Good times never seem so good Oh I've been inclined to believe it never would Ohhh, sweet Caroline, good times never seem so good
Good Morning
good morning my awsome friends hope you have a great day and dont forget to smile love you all
James Blunt High
Thank You
Thank you for all the ratings, gifts and invites.. I am doing my best to return the favor. If I missed someone please let me know. Have A Good Day! Aloha!! Mahalo!!
Enya - Smaointe
Lost And Found......
Lost and found.... i walked around for a long time always feeling lost, never knowing what to or where to go...I was always alone...i was lost...As i walked around i saw people in two's always with some one , laughing and enjoying the day...But as for me i was alone ..i was lost...Then i met some one who was as lost as me, and with with him i was found...he was always around....we talked, we goofed off, we were together alot...so yes you could say we were a match,,, i was found...with my heart lifting, and my spirits rising i was happy, looking forward to his being near,,,i had a sence of peace,,oh what joy, for i was found..but something changed, and now he's not around, and once again i am lost...it's sad to think you have to have someone close to feel complete..but it's our nature with out some one we are lost..
In Dis Life
n Dis Life For all I've been blessed with in my life There was an emptiness in me I was imprisoned by the power of gold With one kind touch you've set me free Chorus: Let the world stop turning Let the sun stop burning Let them tell me love's not worth going through If it all falls apart, I will know deep in my heart The only dream that mattered had come true In this life, I was loved by you. For every mountain I have climbed Every raging river crossed You were the treasure that I longed to find Without your love I would be lost. I know that I won't live forever But forever I'll be loving you. IZ will never be a WuZ in our lives. Our memories of this kind and gentle soul are kept fresh and alive by singing his songs along with him. Perhaps, you too would like to do the same? These lyrics were compiled as a commemoration of the first anniversary of IZ's release "from the surly bonds of Earth." They are presented here for your personal and e
Beautiful
You talk so sweet and sound so nice, cant wait till i see your eyes, hold you close and keep you near,make it so you never fear. I'll be your one for now and ever,this poem might suck, but its kinda clever lol
Quotes To Think About..
Ua mau ke ea o ka `aina i ka pono. The life of the land is preserved in righteousness. (Motto of State of Hawaii) He kehau ho`oma`ema`e ke aloha. Love is like a cleansing dew. The cleansing power of aloha can soothe and heal. Hurt, pain, and suffering yield to aloha's healing power. Ua ola no i ka pane a ke aloha. There is life in a kindly reply. Though one may have no gift to offer to a friend, a kind word or a friendly greeting is just as important. Mai ho`oni i ka wai lana mâlie. Do not disturb the water that is tranquil. Let the peaceful enjoy their peace. A`ohe pau ka `ike i ka hâlau ho`okâhi. All knowledge is not taught in one school. `A`ohe loa i ka hana a ke aloha. Distance is ignored by Love. Ua ola loko i ke aloha. Love gives life within. Love is imperative to one's mental, physical, emotional and spiritual welfare. Aloha mai no, aloha aku; o ka huhu ka mea e ola `ole ai. When love is given, love should be returned; anger is the
Bwahahahaaaaaaaa
The owner of a drug store walks in to find a guy leaning heavily against a wall. The owner asks the clerk, "What's with that guy over there by the wall?" The clerk says, "Well, he came in here this morning to get something for his cough. I couldn't find the cough syrup, so I gave him an entire bottle of laxative." The owner says, "You idiot! You can't treat a cough with laxatives!" The clerk says, "Oh yeah? Look at him, he's afraid to cough!"
Juicy Squirt
The owner of a drug store walks in to find a guy leaning heavily against a wall. The owner asks the clerk, "What's with that guy over there by the wall?" The clerk says, "Well, he came in here this morning to get something for his cough. I couldn't find the cough syrup, so I gave him an entire bottle of laxative." The owner says, "You idiot! You can't treat a cough with laxatives!" The clerk says, "Oh yeah? Look at him, he's afraid to cough!"
Life Is To Short
One Day
One day If one day you want to run away don't be afraid to call me. I don't promise to ask you to stop... but I can run with you. If one day you feel like crying... call me. I don't promise that I will make you laugh, but I can cry with you if one day you don't want to listen to anyone... call me. I promise to be there for you. and I promise to be very quiet.
You're My Angel
You're my angel you are my angel, that fly's trough the night, you are my sunshine, my daylight, you are my only true love for ever, and if you would ever leave me, I know I won't make it trough the night, with three words, only three words, I want to prove my love to you, and that three words are; I LOVE YOU..
Your Smile
Your smile Your smile was set me free Now you’re always on my mind And you also love me I think about you Day and night In my mind is one big scream So I will always see your smile When I am sleeping Or when I’m just awake
Can't Deny My Feelings
Can't deny my feelings I can’t deny my feelings anymore I can’t hide how I feel inside You’re the one I life for And I can’t life without you By my side I tell no one how I feel No one knows, you’re in my heart But I know our love is real Even we’re apart
Tell Me What You Think
Name: Birthday: Birthplace: Current Location: Eye Color: Hair Color: Height: Right Handed or Left Handed: Your Heritage: The Shoes You Wore Today: Your Weakness: Your Fears: Your Perfect Pizza: Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Thoughts First Waking Up: Your Best Physical Feature: Your Bedtime: Your Most Missed Memory: Pepsi or Coke: MacDonalds or Burger King: Single or Group Dates: Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Chocolate or Vanilla: Cappuccino or Coffee: Do you Smoke: Do you Swear: Do you Sing: Do you Shower Daily: Have you Been in Love: Do you want to go to College: Do you belive in yourself: Do you get Motion Sickness: Do you think you are Attractive: Are you a Health Freak: Do you get along with your Parents: Do you like Thunderstorms: Do you play an Instrument: In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: In the past month have you Smoked: In the past month have you been on Dr
Do Spiders Date?
• Good Morning. I am in the mitts of a sneezing frenzy. My gosh those get to me. Where was I? Oh no where yet I have just begun. I have heard there are various forms of dating rituals and who is and who are the most dominating of the species. Who is not, and who gives a flying…The average person could care less. They are just happy to be there, be loved and feel secure…right? Well, perhaps not. Let us take the equation just a step further. Dating. There are various types of dates, well lets not get into the if ands and buts of the dates or better yet lets change from human to Animal’s for instance. I believe some of us can be considered animals in…well let’s move on this is getting out of control in my head so I am lane changing once more without signaling first. Take for instance spiders…ewww There is a study that shows spiders date…OH YEA! I am not making this up. Yes they date and some of there dates are casual. Casual dating can be dangerous. A study of spider’s shows female wolf
Listen Up Alright ...
ok I have a message for my friends on this website. sorry if this comes across a little blunt, I mean no harm but it must be said alright. I come onto Fubar atleast once a day however I never stay long. I log in but within one minute I log out. I am not ignoring your shout messages but you see, by the time you message me I am already logged off. I am sorry I really do not have time to stay and chat on here much these days. if you feel the need to get in contact with me it would be better to message me on yahoo or email me - I am more likely to respond that way. sorry, but yeah it kind of needed to be said.
Prayer For You All
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How Odd!
Yeah, my insomnia continues ad I tried to sleep all night but couldn't. So feeing rather odd I was just thinking about two things that strike me as the most beautiful things I know. 1. The density of water. Water has an amazing characteristic that makes life possible on this planet. Let's start with the gaseous form of water, steam. Water is least dense when it is steam and at the point it cools enough to form a liquid the density rises dramatically. Water, then gets denser as the temperature drops, all the way down to the point it becomes a solid, ice. It is at that point an amazing and beautiful thing happens. The density drops again, and so we have the fact that ice floats in water. If not for that fact ice would settle to the bottom of ponds and lakes and we would have no possibility for life as we know it. That's just beautiful! 2. The French term for orgasm is "une petite mort", or "a little death". I think that might be the most romantic thing I have ever heard! It's the a
Pessimist...
In the long run, the pessimist may be proven right, but the optimist has a better time on the trip.
97 Percent
This is not my work. This belongs to a very talented man who calls himself Raven. When I look into your eyes I see that something has been left behind through the smiles and gentle kisses I see a heart still longing a touch left unfulfilled a kiss that is vapor to the wind I'm ninety-seven percent of what you need inches away from being complete I could be your everything your only wish your only dream if only I weren't so human and so bound within myself But instead I'm ninety-seven percent leaving love unfulfilled and dreams untouched just an imperfect hand grasping at perfection watching as you drift to the horizon with your sliver of emptiness eating you away seeking perfection with longing eyes leaving me behind with every step you take I know it's only time until you're gone the quest for completion pulling you away leaving my only dream shattered my everything gone and the ninety-seven percent of what I was destroyed Too imperfect to be imm
Faling Hart Of Love
: in the daknest night am i surtsing for my love way is all so dark is it my addetud ho is scearing the girl away my hart need the love you can give me im so lonly take me just for an wild and se my darkest side isent so dark im an soft and a good gai but now one seit so i lett the dark side gaid me home to my father the darknes is my home now good bye my light this is the end of my life lett some one other take my place i will alway remember you in my hart if the darknes dont take my hart and change it to a stone so i newer more will feel the good warm love enymore maby im born to get the newest lusifer and the king over the darkness pleas save me or do you like to see me falling down to my darknest home HELP ME IM FALING
Clan Lupic Chain Of Command ( Copyed From Alpha Wolf Pup)
Darkest Greetings My wolens This is your Alpha speaking and I would like you all to know the new chain of command for the clan and also the new ranking system! firstly we shall start with the ranking system! Alpha = WolfiePuP Beta = Wolfies discretion Lycan Warrior/Recruiter =Level 1 Lycan Diplomat = Level 2 Lycan Soldier = Level 3 PureBlood = Level 4 TrueBlood = Level 5 Youngblood = level 6 now as you can see there is a new style of ranking in the clan!... now I have no Beta yet but this will be a female and I am only adding this as with all clans there must be a female and male aspect! but I alone will hold all authority! lol.... now as you can see Level 1 has two options! now the Recruiter option is only available to those who show great dedication and serves to the clan! and Level 2 Diplomat they are only chosen from those ho have shown great honour and detachment from Drama and stalker problems as you can guess diplomats will be the ones to talk to ot
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A Gypsy Vocabulary
A Gypsy Vocabulary Back Compiled by Vasili Salazar Armaya An oath. It is phrased in terms of: "May [insert awful occurance here] happen [optional: insert time frame here] if [insert conditional circumstance here]." Examples: "May I die if what I say is not true." "May my best horses go lame if I lie!" "May you burn candles at my grave by nightfall if I do not finish this!" Atchen�tan A campfire. Bar A stone. Baro Manush A great man; someone with wisdom and charisma. Batalo Manush A happy man. Bavo Complaint. A case as presented to the Kriss, as opposed to a "bayo," which is the decision that results from the case and the precedent it sets. Bayo (pl. Bayura) A court case or legal precedent from the Kriss. The bayura comprise the �laws� of the Rom. Among themselves, the men�s two favorite topics of conversation are horses and the bayura. Men sitting around in camp with no
Insomnia Anyone?
Ok all u Insomniacs in the bar. It's been fun hanging out with u all, but the sand man finally decided to drop by. So it's beddy-bye time for me. Thanx to all those who took the time out to stop my my profile to rate, and comment. When I wake out of the upcoming coma, I'll return the favor. Until my next insomniac episode. Peace, MsQtPie.
New Pics
I posted some pics from my recent trip to Vegas. check em out.
Gypsy Time
The way that the Rom refers to the passing of time is quite different from that of the gadje. The Romany were, and still are, a nomadic people who live by trading, crafts, and their wits. They see themselves as a separate race from the house dwellers. The months and seasons of planting and harvest mean little to them, as they are not farmers. The years of the kings and religious figures of the gadje mean even less to them. Instead, they reckon time by relating it to shared events. Having no clocks, the Rom figured the time of day by their meals. They ate only two meals a day: breakfast and dinner. Thus the early morning was "before breakfast," while "after breakfast" covered them until about noon. "Before dinner" was their afternoon, and "after dinner," the evening. It is not reportd, but may be assumed that the Rom might also have words for day, night, sunrise, sunset, and midday. As travelers, the Rom were concerned with only two times of year-when the weather was good enough t
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Romani (“gypsy”) Religion
Copyright The Encyclopedia of Religion and Nature (forthcoming, 2005) Jeff Kaplan, Bron Taylor & Samuel S. Hill, eds. ROMANI (“GYPSY”) RELIGION “I never could meet with anybody that pretended to say what their private faith and religion may be” (Hoyland, 1816:25). “They have, as a people, no religion” (Roberts, 1836:xvij). “The lack of religious ideas, and the want of a peculiar system of worship among the Gipsies, constitute remarkable features in the history of this strange people” (Morwood, 1885:281-282). “They cannot be said to have a religion of their own” (Greenfeld, 1977:52). “Romani traditions . . . are complex enough to be mistaken for their own religion” (Dellal, 1999) If religion is popularly perceived—as it so often is—to include a place of worship, a clergy and a set of holy scriptures, then it is easy to understand why observers such as Hoyland, Roberts, Morwood, Greenfeld, and others should have reached the conc

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