Fubar Blogs 5

Wandering Thoughts
So it is the New Year, officially. 2009 is behind us, all of 2010 is in front of us with all the wonders it will bring. Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, sounds nice, but in reality IT IS JUST ANOTHER DAY. Still have life, bills, issues and other stuff to deal with. So you enjoy your NEW YEAR, but after the novelty wears off....you will realize that it is.......JUST ANOTHER DAY.

How To Make Love Cake
Ingredients: 4 Laughing eye4 Well-shaped legs4 Loving arms2 Firm milk containers2 Nuts1 Fur lined mixing bowl1 Firm banana Directions: 1. Look into laughing eyes 2. Spread well-shaped legs with loving arms 3. Squeeze and massage milk containers very gently 4. Gently add firm banana to mixing bowl, working in and out until well creamed. For best results, continue to knead milk containers 5. As heat rises, plunge banana deep into mixing bowl and cover with nuts, leave to soak (preferably NOT overnight) 6. The cake is done when banana is soft. If banana does not soften, repeat steps 3-5 or change mixing bowls. Notes: 1. If you are in an unfamiliar kitchen, wash utensils carefully before and after use. 2. Do no lick mixing bowl after use. 3. If cake rises, leave town.

Random Men Bullshit.
hi...is your submissive behaviour as good as your outer appearance? i message you, because i have seen you while i was roaming arround the profiles...i am looking for an online-sub. when you are interested in bdsm related chats, cam-to-cam chats, tasks, exercises and when you would like to know more, just send me a message. it would be really nice to talk with you about this...have you ever thought about serving someone? to serve someone mentally or sexually... to take care about somebodys needsto talk with me about mental or sexual desires... to act as submissive for me. a dominant who tells you what to do, how to react and that takes care of your submissive needs if you have some?to please me mentally or sexually... to act as submissive on command... to know how it is to serve as submissivetake a look at my profile and blog. i am sure you will like what you see there. exspecially my bdsm related pictures.feel free to contact me when you are curious about it. my yahoo: misterak20 msn:

My World Is Spinning And Not In A Good Way
I have been taking Cymbalta 160mg since September 16 for my depression. My psychiatrist was giving me samples because I don't have insurance and this medication costs out the ass without it. Well about a week ago, I ran out of samples and called to get more samples and my regular quack doctor wasn't there and the one on call refused to give me any samples. Now you are not supposed to just stop depression medications because of the increased risk of suicide attempts, seizures, and a crap load of other bad shit, you are supposed to be weaned off them. Since mine have been abruptly stopped I have had increased crying episodes, SEVERE vertigo and dizziness and my lips and feet will tingle and go numb when I have the dizzy spells. It feels like when you were a kid and laid down on a merry go round, closed your eyes and someone spun you around several times. I feel like crap :(

R.i.p Mr. Dough
Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community. The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71..Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs.Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain Crunch. The grave site was piled high with flours.Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded. Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers.. He was considered a very smart cookie, but wasted much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times, he still was a crusty old man and was considered a positive roll model for millions.Doughboy is survived by his wife Play dough, three children: John Dough, Jane Dough and Dosey Dough, plus they ha

"Yesterday's Now" Yesterday is gone, like history, a flower wilted, shrewn A leaf blows away, a tree dies, a horse gallops. New life beginning, cocoon inside, Left for a warm spring sun... Seeds fall on a desolate path, hearts broken unfold. Pen in hand, despair to write, Jeans faded, worn and ripped Old hat hung on a door Who lives in such a soul? Loves to deep, laughing, crying, awaking, breathing, sighing... Mountain tops set a stage for sunsets blood. Live alone, tattered couch Sword in hand with arrows flying, Words so cold and fist clenched. Who could tell, when her teeth were so bare? She moves with flowing gown, White as the deep winter's snow. When do words fill a man to such hate? Rejected, admired then set assail He wears armor of iron to guard one's heart. Only to be pierced by cupid's deception. Forked teeth behind those lips of cherry. Bottles of wine so sweet to my tongue. Curse, swear, but not by heaven! For such clouds will billow full of love. You...alone...mi

Remebering
I sit her thinking about the yr ending in 2 days , its got me thinking. Another decade is gone and what do i remember. I remember the loss of 2 cusions, Kevin and John both gone to soon .. john at 15 and just a month ago. My Uncle Joe, lost him last week. And most of all my Grandpa @ yrs ago . I miss them and always will. I remember trying many of times to find love and have not. The last time hurt the wort of all. I finally got tehat D.U.I.mama alwasys said i'd get . Lost my truck in the process.. I lost my license but mostof all i lost self respect in myself to have deen that foolish . This last decade hasn't been ll that bad though . I found a carrer i should have nevr left in the 90's. I am remembering the last 7 yr of my life i have held the same job down . I remember being tols at the beginning of this r that myempolyer likes me andn wants to keep me and keep me happy. I just wonder what this next decade will bring . I hope its better than this last one .. who knows i sur

Something To Make Me Appreciate What I Have
I never posted anything before but when I was on shift tonight I seen this video by, Mo'nque "I Coulda been your Cellmate" that made me appreciate and love how strong women are. So please take your time and just watch and I hope you understand the meaning behind it. Thank you

Real Stupidity...
LOL this person didnt look at my profile and was stupid enough to say they were 20 when their profile says 19, and they only got the account 12 days ago, then on top of it all they post professional looking pictures a whole 2.... what sadest is there are idiots that will believe them.. http://fubar.com/user/3706024 carla: Hi, how are you? I am carla and i am 20 and i am looking for a hot guy to play with or maybe a serious relationships to share my life with so, i attached my picture here so you can see my looks.. or maybe we can talked on private window.. I am online on my y=a=h=o=o and just add me, its carlasmith08=@=y=a=h=o=o.=c=o=m or (just remove the = sign to read my email addy) or just give me your email ID.. hope to talk to you soon.. I am badly waiting for you.. thanks for reading my message.. see ya!.. its me its my pleasure to meet you we can chat anytime you want.. to get more of each other... we can chat now.. love to see you soon carla...

A New Year Is Coming....
For all of you who understand the powerful call of the full moon this New Years Eve is going to hold a very special significance...Not only will it be the final full moon of 2009 it will also be the second full moon in December...making it what is commonly referred to as a "Blue Moon"...Here is a little information you may all find enlightening: A full moon occurs once every 29.5 days, and most years have 12. On average, an extra full moon in a month *a blue moon* occurs every 2.5 years. The last time there was a lunar double take was in May 2007. New Years Eve blue moons are rarer, occurring every 19 years. The last time was 1990; the next one won't come again until 2028. So prepare yourself accordingly for even more of the moon's powerful energy than usual and take the proper precautions. This is going to make 2010 a very special year for all of us who are bound by Mother Moon, and I do not want to read about any of my brothers or sisters in the first paper of 2010 having lo

Sb Fun
how does someone forget about 3 children? how does someone go one creating a new life forgetting the life they left behind? the mind is amazing but the soul knows........... how does one not hurt for the pain and absense their children feel? how does one pay for this? how does one quell murderous rage? ........................................................................................................................

To My Special Loved One
i wrote these in bordom and having too much time on my hands and there was only one person i could think of durring this time. to my loved one, oh i love you so.how much i wish us to be together every waking moment. how much i think about you, just wondering and believing in how much nicer it would be for us to be closer together and to treat you so good, you can't help but to love me back. i dream about you when i sleep, day dream about you when i'm at work and smile so big when i talk to you. how i'd love to be near you even if its by the ocean blue. when your sad i wish i could be there just to make you smile. The reasons why when the roses are red, i think about how much you make me blush. when the roses are white, i think that pretty dress that i hope to one day see you in. when the roses are blue i think about how much i love you. but when i think about you, i see why i love you. You through lifes thick and thin i can see why you make me grin. when thought runs thr

You're Amazing...
Besides being insanely gorgeous, this woman is also intelligent, self-sufficient, talented, and above all, the only person in this world who knows me completely! Without her, sometimes, I'd be so lost! It's also her birthday, so go show her mad love! ♥♥ Compa$$ ♥♥ ~E.C.S.~ ♥♥@ fubar

Retarded
RETARDED GRANDPARENTS (this was actually reported by a teacher) After Christmas, a teacher asked her young pupils how they spent their holiday away from school. One child wrote the following: We always used to spend the holidays with Grandma and Grandpa. They used to live in a big brick house but Grandpa got retarded and they moved to Arizona. Now they live in a tin box and have rocks painted green to look like grass. They ride around on their bicycles and wear name tags because they don't know who they are anymore. They go to a building called a wreck center, but they must have got it fixed because it is all okay now, they do exercises there, but they don't do them very well. There is a swimming pool too, but they all jump up and down in it with hats on. At their gate, there is a doll house with a little old man sitting in it. He watches all day so nobody can escape. Sometimes they sneak out, and go cruising in their golf carts. Nobody there cooks, they just eat out. And, they eat

To My Fubar Loves :]
Hey everyone, I'm not only on Fubar, I have Myspace && Facebook. If anyone wants to add meh, hit me uppp!!!! http://www.myspace.com/wickedsammysuicide and http://www.facebook.com/index.php?lh=56cb195951edaeb501a55a53fa3fe09f&#/profile.php?ref=profile&id=100000300043423 Peace, love, & chicken grease, Sami

No Justice In Fake Turfs
iused to think woman woman was nice till she asked me to join her turf in fumafia she asked me to cheat make up fake names for her to make the million bucks icouldnt take any more so iquit it theres just to many fakes in fumafia it surprised me to find out how fake she is she beggs all time to shame on wonder woman

Youtube Video
So I'm thinking of posting a youtube video of me playing my guitar and singing so close by Jon Mclaughlin. Below is the lyrics and chords, tell me if you guys think that it is a good song to do. Intro: Eadd9 | G#m7 | C#m7 | C6 - CM7 Emaj | Esus4 - B/D# | Emaj Eadd9 - B/D# - C#m7 - Eadd9 You’re in my arms Esus4 - Bsus4/E - Eadd9 And all the world is calm A6 - G#m7/B - C#m7 - B6 - Amaj7 The music playing on for only two B/A -G#m7 - A6 So close together Bsus4 - Bmaj And when I’m with you B/A - G#m7 - Bbm7b6 - Bsus4 - B7 - B9 So close to feeling alive B7 - E/C# A life goes by Esus4 - A6 - B13 - Eadd9 Romantic dreams will stop A6 - G#m7 - C#m7 - B6 - Amaj7 So I bid mine goodbye and never knew B/A - G#m7 - A6 So close was waiting, Bsus4 - Bmaj waiting here with you B/A - G#m7 - Bbm7b6 - Bsus4 -B9 And now forever I know B - F#m7 - B7 All that I wanted to hold you B7/A - Gm11 So close bass(D# - D) - C7

Tanker's Prayer
TANKER TO GOD - OVER... I pray thee Heavenly Father, Please hear this tanker’s prayer, And send an angel to me, For my tank and crew to care. Be with us when we need you, And lend a helping hand And safely carry my machine Across this barren land. And keep my tank from running dry When the foe is close to me, And place my gunner’s crosshairs On the tanks that we don’t see.

Love
A SoulMate is someone who will have an instantaneous effect on youMake you weak in the kneesTake your breath awayWith a single glance they can lessen the burdenWith a simple smile..touch your heartYou will feel a total connection to this personThey will touch you so deeply on so many levelsthat you will want to share your inner most secretsThis person will make you feel like your a god or a goddessThey will forever change your life..sometimes for better or worseWith your SoulMate you will feel a deep yearninga compelling energy drawing you to themYou will find safety with this personYou will knowingly let go of all of your defences as a deep empathic bond is formedThere is something about the passion you share with a SoulMate that goes so far beyond just the physical bodyFor a moment in time you two are the only ones who exist in the universe. Hearts beating in rhythm as your souls have intertwined themselves becoming one. Soon you begin to lose trackof where you begin and your partner

Freaking Bombing Etiquette
1) Read status of bomber for christ sake!!!! Leaving status comments, gifts, and rates dont help if they want ya in the sb!!! 2) Make sure if bomber asks for links that they work!!!!!! 3) Do not link your profile...link a bomb folder!!!! 4) Do not hit my sb more than once during a single bomb!!!! 5) If I ask for autos only in sb....it means im trying to level....ALL I WANT IS AUTOS IN THERE!!!! 6) Sometimes I will repay bombs...sometimes I wont. If you have autos on...I will most likely bomb you!! I dont ask for bombs when i dont have autos on...please dont ask me for a repay of bombing without autos on. odds are when you bombed me, I had autos on!!!! 7) Damn, dont try to hold a conversation with me while I'm bombing....its a pain in the ass!!!! 8) If I'm running autos and I hit your sb to get bombed and u ignore repeatedly(I understand peeps cant get everyone)...dont come into mine asking to get bombed! 9) Dont post several links in my sb for your friends as well...I under

Love
Every time I think about you,I'm reminded of the reasonswhy I love you from the depthof my heart and soul.And I wonder what I'ddo without you,without your healing smile,your words of faith,the caring and sensitive wayyou word touches me,and lifts me,just when I need it most.Without you,what would I have?What would I be?I can't imagine existing ina world where someone doesn'tlove me the way you do.You're the only one who everunderstood me and accepted mefor who I am.And I think you're nothing shortof amazing.Your love always has beenand always will be,life's greatest gift to me!

New Years Eve
So, on New Years Eve or tonight for that matter since it is so early in the AM I will be hanging out in the Den of Iniquity lounge where my good friend MFKN Seabreeze will be on cam in her sexy attire and possibly getting nakey. She says that she will also be fublinging people who are in the lounge when it hits Midnight MST time. (For those in other time zones it's 1am CST, and 2am EST.) I am sending her a little love and advertisement here today!!! :D EDIT:: Change of plans on my part. Everyone should still stop by the Den of Iniquity tonight around midnight PST even if I am not there. If you give me credit I might get fublinged as well! I will try to be home in time for the party in the lounge, but my plans have been changed and I am needed to watch the bf's little brothers for an indefinant amount of time. Have a great New Year if I do not get on to tell everyone!

Fuckers
What up FUCKERS, im BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yea i have been gone for awhile but im back you fuckers. I added some new pix as well so o check em an hit me up!!!!!!!!!!! FUCKING FREAKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Blogs
1. Do you think you can get through it without answering "I don't know"? Yes 2. Are you involved with anyone? yes we are in a casual relationship but we are very much involved 3. Where do you wish you were right now? back in bed with Her and not waiting on breakfast 4. What should you be doing right now? whatever She asks me to, which is make breakfast right now 5. Does sex mean love? no sex means attempting to achieve orgasm with another persons vaginal or anal assistance 6. What do you believe is a true saying about life? good things come to those who destroy everything they consider negative 7 Are you a bad influence? on some people who are easily influenced. 8. Who has had the most influence on you (good)? good Katherin...bad Raven 9 night out or night in? night out endin in being in someone 10. Single forever with a great family or no family and your soul mate? i have everything i require right now 11. What is your favorite game? its not something id discuss he

Naughty Stories
This is a work of fiction. Any reference to real individuals is just because they are part of my fantasy world. LOL After a few days of running around New Orleans together, Robin and her hubby invited me to go to a video store with them and her friend Adrienne. When we all met at the entrance, Robin gave me a wink and said, "Are you ready?". I had heard of some of the wildness of N.O., but didn't expect anything like this.Her husband bought some tokens for the video booths and said, "Let's go!", grabbing Robin's hand. Adrienne pushed her chest into my back and whispered, "You are so going to love this."I got back into the room, let my eyes adjust, and realized that there are two long couches facing the video machine. Hubby has already started dropping coins in the slot and I see Robin on her knees in front of him, with his cock out and sucking on it. I turned around and Adrienne had her shirt and bra off. I moved in to suck on her tits while she removed her pants, pushing my head

As The Stomach Turns: Freespirit Rants
This year, 2009, has been a test of my patience & my courage. I know that 2010 will not be a bowl of cherries, but since November 2009, I have stepped back into a world that was almost alien to me, after being married for 10 years. Times have been hard, but I have no regrets. I did what I had to do to secure my sanity and find peace of mind. In 2010, I plan to take more risks and take less things personally. I plan to be myself and be open and honest with others, even if it means that they won't find me likeable anymore (what good is being liked if you have to be fake in your friendships?). I am very much looking forward to the year/decade ahead =)

Getting To Know Me, The Real Me....
Over the last month, Fubar has changed for me. It has been brought to my attention that no one really knows much about me or where I am coming from. This has led to some drama to my friends and myself, people assuming I am this or that, I am NOT one to write much, especially about myself. Everyone is different and everyone wants to know different things, about a person. TRUST is big with me, I am not just going to open up my life and my family to anyone on here. I am a private guy, quiet, honest and truthful. I won't sit here and fill peoples heads full of crap to get things or ask for it, not my style......that's a different topic all together. I am not shy, actually very open and will talk to most about anything, I am single, and I do admit I am a flirt at times, to me it's the way I compliment, to me it is my way of trying to make someone smile and feel special, I mean no harm......but also I see that most do not take the time to get to know me back.....and most actually go tell 20

Squaddie Talk - Made Me Laugh :)
You know you are/have been a squaddie (marine) when.... You use target indication to point out hot chicks. You use the term 'chicks' You insist on dancing like a dick, whilst your civvie mates insist on trying to dance 'properly'. Your civvie mates don't understand any of the terminology you use such as 'no dramas', 'squared away', 'take a knee' etc. You can't help saying "Roger", "Say again" and other snappy bits of VP You use acronyms thinking your civvie mates will understand what you are talking about You cringe, and mutter under your breath 'haircut', when you see men with long hair. You walk at a ridiculous pace and are physically incapable of walking at the shopping pace of your girlfriend. You refer to personal organisation as "admin" Your girlfriend is stored in your mobile phone address book as 'Zero Alpha' You use patrol hand signals in a night club if people can't hear you You always use the 24 hour clock.... Nothing soldiers do shocks you any more

Learn Chinese
LEARN CHINESE IN 5 MINUTES!!! Here ill teach you. Say the words out loud. 1) That's not right -- Sum Ting Wong 2) Are you harboring a fugitive? -- Hu Yu Hai Ding 3) See me ASAP -- Kum Hia Nao 4) Stupid Man -- Dum Fuk 5) Small Horse -- Tai Ni Po Ni 6) Did you go to the Beach? -- Wai Yu So Tan 7) I bumped into a coffee table -- Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni 8) I think you need a face lift -- Chin Tu Fat 9) It's very dark in here -- Wai So Dim 10) I thought you were on a diet -- Wai Yu Mun Ching 11) This is a tow away zone -- No Pah King 12) Our meeting is next week -- Wai Yu Kum Nao 13) Staying out of sight -- Lei Ying Lo 14) He's cleaning his automobile -- Wa Shing Ka 15) Your body odor is offensive -- Yu Stin Ki Pu 16) Great -- Fa Kin Su Pah

Cool Shit
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Life
You hide your emotion sometimes .You are a moon type of person. You tend to be the quiet type or in contrast, you are not happy but sometimes you act it out in order for you to not burden your friends with your problems. You've faced some problems in your life. Your heart has been dealt blows before . You tend to think about things a lot more than other people, and you may get annoyed with people who act out without thinking about consequences. You are also the type of person that others often come to with their problems because you've been through plenty, and you are very understanding. Though you sometimes feel lonely, your demeanor is usually chill, and relaxed. You usually are logical, and rely a lot on facts and information on decisions. You often keep things to yourself. This is just one side of you, and you have different faces in different situations and environments, just like the moon has phases.

Life In General
Well here it is ppl my very first Blog here on Fubar.And its going to be a good one lol . Well as you all know I am still a bit new here so I would like to tell you a lil about me . I am Velvet Thorne, and the name fits me sooooooooo well. I can be just a smooth as Velvet until you rub me the wrong way then watch out cause the Thorne will pierce your side. I don't like getting that way so that is why I ask you all to call me just Velvet. I have the life of any other single mother has. Raise my kids go to school and well try and have a life of my own. Well that is the deal right there the life I want well I will more than likely never have. So I am just going to set back and take everything day by day and see where it goes. So i go now back into my lil hole and and see where and what life brings me !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Leaving Fubar
When I first joined Fubar back in September 2008 I was invited by a friend, who now has since left Fubar for sometime now. When I got on here I thought this site was great becuse it was different, but after a little bit more than a year I noticed some changes and more & more drama unfolding. I started to think this is the reason why I had left a few other sites. Well that doesn't matter now because you will get drama everywhere you go maybe because they have taken a few soap operas off air who knows. what I am really glad about is that I have met a few nice people on here whom I am proud to call my friends ( they know who they are).I sincerely hope that Fubar keeps on refining so that one day it will become like a household name & a place in which people will communicate better.

Lounges
You know it's one thing to play a setlist on Auto DJ. How about DJs in lounges that actually TALK on mic? "Welcome to *Lounge name* ect ect" Also big LOLs on the cam hotties. Staring at some person's face for hours on end makes me bored and annoyed. :P I was brave enough to show skin on cam, but the lounge wasn't ran properly and failed. Sigh. I'm still on that elusive search for a good lounge. No rap or country music. I'm sorry.. i'm a little high! - Towlie

Recap 2000-2009
just a quick recap about me during the last decade.. than im going to go to bed cause im sick of watching people kiss. in list form in no particular order Had a girlfriend for a few months. Had my civic and camry Worked for a grocery store, biotech company and now im for the state in the courthouse 96% of the time i was single (rough estimate) Got into the NFL big time Got cheated on Said no to sex (trust me easier said than done) My grandma died this year Graduated college still need to go back though Shannon *sister* got married, moved out, moved back in..and now is moved out again Well thats just a few personal things for me that happened. What about you? have a happy and healthy christmas..umm halloween..shit what holiday is this now...oh yeah happy new year! where's the fucking jack? Tim~

2010
So... I'm super fat so my new years resolution should probably be to lose weight...get out of debt....yadda yadda yadda... but I'm going with something different. I'm not chasing friends down anymore.... I spend so much time alone then do my best to inject myself into other peoples lives... I'm done. Friendship works both ways... and as of late it's been very one sided.....minus a few that are good about keeping tabs... I am making changes... keep tabs on me and keep in touch...or be a memory... it's your choice now.... I'm done trying to make it happen... either it does or it doesn't.....

The Wonderful Nsfw World Of Mary Ann
APARTMENT FOR RENTA prosperous business man propositioned a beautiful girl to spend the night with him. She agreed to do so for $500. When he was ready to leave in the morning, he told her that he didn't have any money with him but that he would have his secretary write a check for it and make it out as "rent for an apartment." On the way to the office, he decided that the whole thing wasn't worth the price he had agreed to pay. So he advised his secretary to send the check for $250 and include the following note: -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- Dear madam: Enclosed is my check in the amount of $250 for rent of your apartment. I am not sending the amount I agreed upon, because when I rented the apartment, I was under the impression: 1. That it had never been occupied. 2. That there was plenty of heat. 3. That it was small. Last night, I found that it had been occupied, there wasn't any heat and it was entirely too large. -=-=-=-=

Friend
Friends. A simple word isn't it? Its uttered everyday to almost every person imaginable. Who are your friends? I used to think that friends were the people that you could laugh and talk too. Now I know that friends aren't that, They're the people that touches your hearts. You could spend hours with them doing nothing at all and it can be the best time of your life, just because it was with them. They're the people you can share your secrets with, cry with, laugh with, and just have fun with. They don't judge you or make you change, they accept you exactly as you are, they look at you and they see a great person, onething they love spending time with. You all share something in common and are tied together by memories, tears, laughs,and smiles. Your tied together by love for the other. Friendship is the strangest but greatest thin in the world. I find my time with my friends, the best times of my life. My friends are my heart, my soul, my fun, my laughter, tears, love and my life.

Just For Fun
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New Year
Happy New Year to all !!! I hope the new year brings you everything you have worked so hard for last year! and enjoy this year you may not get to see the poeple you seen last year .tell them you love them we are not promesed tomarrow only today.

Thanks
Well I finally made it to ANGEL. With a lot of help from some great friends. First and foremost I want to say thank you to my beautiful and loving girlfriend, Brittany Brutality. Without you buying the bombs and auto's I would have never made it as far as I did. And lets not forget all the pimp outs either. I love you my Princess. Secondly I would like to thank BBQBANDIT. Truely a great friend who has helped me acheive my wings. Thanks for the bombs, bling credits, autos, pimp outs. I will pay you back someday. You bought all these things without asking for much in return only to be bombed and to be a friend. I thank you for that. Thirdly and in no matter less important, all the folks who rated me on a daily basis ( just too many of you to list, and you know who you are ), those who bombed me when I had my autos running, and even when I didn't. Those who pimped me out when I needed it while bombing. Those of you who bought me drinks, sh*tfacings, blinged me. And lastly those o

Happy New Years
Happy New Years, Welcome 2010, Good riddance 2009. Well let me start out by saying Happy New Years To all who read this. 2009 was a so - so year for me. It started off horrible, when some rotten no good theiveing wench stole my money, stole my idenity and did the same to my grandfather ( who lives with me ). she even gotten me fired from my job. I was jobless, penniless and in debt because of her. Then things started to look up for me, she went to jail and is currently there. I joined Fubar and made some great friends, got a new job and on a July evening I confessed to Brittany that I loved her and had loved her from when we first met about 1 year prior. We have been together ever since. ( Love You Baby ) So as I look forward to the new year and sort of a "new start" I feel I should make some resolutions as do many people. I know I probally wont keep them but here is a short list of things I would like to acheive in the new year. Some may be obtainable, some may tak

Fu Peoples.
Ok..so, I logged in today and was reminded of why I even stay on this site. Other than the very few that I call my friends, there are moments, like this, that make me smile. May seem sorta cheesy or dumb to you but eh, Fuck you lol. Anyways, I was bored 1 day (big surprise) and I'm not really a big picture rater. Usually I rate a few friends or will rate something that I find interesting. BUT like I said, I was bored. So I started rating the spotlight of the day. Seemed like a cool chick eh? I bombed her album and then went and rated all of her pics. She sent a bling, which I thanked her for and continued rating. She then sends a msg. saying she bookmarked me and will bling me again when she gets credits. I replied with I didn't need bling, I was doing it just because. I do not do anything with the expectation of something in return. I am NOT a bling addict. It's a sparkly icon on my computer, it will not cure me of illness. They're cute and I appreciate them because it means

Dont Get Mad But....
men are like dogs ... they get distracted too easily, always sniffing someone elses ass...they'll leave their master as soon as someone shows them something better, they're always touching themselves (the would probably lick themselves if they could!) they beg for everything when they dont get what they want they'll attack you...and they seem to runaway once they see a door open and no one around to hold them back! just thought this was a bit funny.... don't mean to offend anyone

2010 ♥
What im gonna do this year of many things is definally lose at least 75 lbs, to make myself healthy. To quit smoking and make myself happy. To help my friends more than i did last year and to try harder. To get back into school, smile more often because for all i know, i could die tomarrow. My biggest one is to keep the man in my life right now, to make him smile, and everything. What do you guys think?

Stay
I walk to the edge again, Searching for the truth Taken by the memories Of all that I've been through If I could hear your voice, I know that I would be okay I know that I've been wrong, But I'm begging you to stay Won't you stay? Will you be here or will I be alone? Will I be scared? You'll teach me how to be strong If I fall down, will you help me carry on? I cannot do this alone I wish that I could turn back time, Just to have one more chance To be the man I need to be I pray you'll understand If I could hear your voice, I know that I would be okay I know that I've been wrong, But I'm begging you to stay Won't you stay? Will you be here or will I be alone? Will I be scared? You'll teach me how to be strong If I fall down, will you help me carry on? I cannot do this alone I need your hand to help me Through this time again Nothing compares to how I feel When I look at you You never know, you never know tomorrow You never know, you never know tomorrow Don

Back Up
I hear the words you say to me I see the way you look at me I know what's on your mind so Stand up get up back up now Just stay away I know the fear you hold inside I know what's weighing on your mind There's nothing you can do so Stand up get up back up You're reaching out just to be like me But you've fallen short Still you're following me You had the chance to bring me down But there's nothing left So just stay away from me You can't stand to see my face To know you'll never take my place There's nothing you can do but Stand up get up back up now Just stay away I feel the hate you push on me I see the things that you can't see I know what's on your mind so Stand up get up back up It's not the things you say to me It's not the things that I believe You try to bring me down So stand up get up back up now Just stay away

Running Out Of Pain
As he raises his hand you begin to understand That no love is worth the hate that you feel Now you're running out of pain And all these feelings feel the same So you close your eyes and wish it all away And I lie awake and I try to say Anything I know just to ease your pain But you hide away where no one can see And it's only you that can set you free Now the time has come again So you reach deep down within To find the strength that you have buried there As you turn to walk away you can still hear him say You'll never make it in this world alone And I lie awake and I try to say Anything I know just to ease your pain But you hide away where no one can see And it's only you that can set you free You try to fight (you try to fight) You hide the pain (you hide the pain) You walk away, you never will again You try to fight (you try to fight) You hide the pain (you hide the pain) You walk away, you never will again And I lie awake and I try to say Anything I know just to ease your pa

In My Head
I'm reaching out without a sound My pride falls to the floor again Inside my mind I search to find A place just to call my own Deep inside your eyes I am blinded by your love Still I run so far just to find that I'm alone again In my head I hear you calling me And I can't run 'Cause there's nothing left for me When I fall you always follow me deep inside Deep inside Deep inside of my head I just can't last as these feelings pass Once again I hide the pain inside The smile wears thin and the lies begin To bring me down again Deep Inside your eyes I am blinded by your love Still I run so far just to find that I'm alone again In my head I hear you calling me And I can't run 'Cause there's nothing left for me When I fall you always follow me deep inside my head When I run I run so far away from you I hide the pain and all the lies deep inside again And all my faith I put in you This time you take it all away In my head I hear you calling me And I can't run 'Cause there's nothing

Jenns Piece Of Mind!
Hello everyone who reads this ..... So I have friends added on here ... Yeah they help build points so you can rank up .... We all rate pictures but do we really know the person behind the profile? Do you ever take the time when rating their profile pics to make a comment of something nice other then Folder rated? I always try to get to know someone or interact with someone other then rating their pics and poof be gone. Then ones who drive me insane are the ones that you help and rate their pics for an hour and poof not even a thank you. I hope as you read this you get to know the girl behind this profile. I dont bite unless you want me to. I am polite unless you piss me off. I am sweet unless you are sour to me. The name is Jenn! I hope I get to know some of you also!

Grrrrrrr
grrrrrrrrrr. i realy hate my life right now. i lost my mom 2 mouths agao and i want to be with my man. what sucks big time is when u have a friend rub there love life in front of u. knowing how bad u want to be with ur love of ur life. sorry had to vint

Hey Love
Looking back on everything I've done I never thought I'd find the one To share the dreams that only I had seen Locked in the deepest part of me I took a chance to lay it on the line There was nothing left to hide behind If you never love then you may never lose And I hope I'll always be with you Now I'm screaming Hey love won't you leave your touch On this heart that's broken I can't breathe when you're not here Hey love won't you lift me up On the wings that fly higher than the stars That shine above Thinkin back on everything we've done We watched the waves drown the sun We shared a dream that both us had seen And we made it our reality We found a way to stand the test of time All of our doubts were left behind If you never love, then you may never lose And I hope I'll always be with you Well I'm screamin' Hey love won't you leave your touch On this heart that's broken I can't breathe when you're not here Hey love won't you lift me up On the wings that fly higher than the stars

Your Last Breath
Your Last BreathRedefining Your PrioritiesProcrastination is an almost universal human habit and one that infiltrates nearly every aspect of our lives. Modern existence is so complex, and much of what we long to do is left to wait by the side. We know what is important but tend to let the weight of worldly pressures lead us astray. To get back on track, however, we need only take a moment to consider where our thoughts will be as we take our last breath on this earth. More likely than not, at that instant, disagreements, bills, petty annoyances, and other frustrating elements of our lives will no longer seem as significant as they once did. Thoughts of loved ones and the positive impact we had on the world would no doubt occupy our remaining thoughts. Whatever we imagine ourselves musing upon during our last breath will almost always be representative of what truly matters to us. This simple exercise introduces us to a new way of thinking. While our attention is drawn momentarily to th

Winter
Well I got a winter jacket like I needed. It is alittle small and it sucks I like it and I might be pregnant so now i will need to get another one that is bigger. I am alittle scared. I walk every where and now it is snowing. I have to be alot more cafeful walking around.

Cause For Celebration
Cause for CelebrationHonoring Everyday Life We all know someone who keeps plastic covers on his or her couch in order to protect it. The irony is that many of these people may live their lives without ever having actually made contact with their own furniture. This is a poignant and somewhat humorous example of the human tendency to try to save things for special occasions, as if everyday life weren't special enough to warrant the use of nice things. Many of us have had the experience of never wearing a particular piece of clothing in order to keep it nice, only to have it go out of style in the meanwhile. It's interesting to think of what it would mean to us if we let ourselves wear our nicest clothes and eat off the good china on a daily basis. We might be sending ourselves the message that every day we are alive is a special day and a cause for celebration, and that we are worth it. There is something uplifting about treating ourselves to the finest of what we have. It is a

Jenny Is My Life
There are some people on here that thinks its funny to fuck with other peoples lives because they cant stand there own.i would like everyone on fubar to know that i am in love with sweet jenny.do i send comments to other girls yes but just as friends do rate other girls yes but that is what this site is about and i dont careif my girl rates every guy on here an 11 because i know she loves me.this website is just for fun but some people on here act like its there whole life and thats pretty fucking pathedic.i have met some really great girls on here but i love my jenny with all my heart so you can try to knock us down but we will keep getting up and we will be stronger each time.

Looking 4 Fu Hubby
I AM A GOOD HEARTED WOMAN THATS LOOKIN FOR A SWEET FU HUBBY THAT CAN SPOIL ME LIKE I SHOULD BE I PROMISE TO SPOIL BACK IN ANYWAY THAT MAKES YOUR DAY A BETTER DAY AND PUT A SMILE ON YOUR FACE, ALL APPLICANTS APPLY WITHIN, LOVE YA ALL MOLLY,

Ch Of My Life
Random Chapters of my Life PART 1have you ever had that perfect life that you have always wanted? i had that once........ when i was 21 was liveing at my apartmant in tulsa OK, the name if it was FoxFire Appartments i just lost my job there (i was working at Firefox APTs as well) i couldent pay my rent had no were to go but AZ the night before i was to leave to AZ i hit my bigest bottem and shut down i feelt like i had nothin left then Thomis a good friend of mine told me that there was this girl that he knew that ran away and she needed a place to go and suggested her stayin at my place so im like kool we had another friend there with i think it was 1/4 LB of Tree so whe had a lil goin away trashin party so Thomis goes and pickes up the girl in the mean time in in the Apt getting high. i rember seeing the door open Thimis walking in and then behind him walked in the doorway was this girl when i seen her time stoped everything froze and withen that first step she took i

Neo-luddism
Neo-Luddism--- The definition of this word is very interesting. If you're not sure, look it up on Wikipedia. Read up on it. Technology changes a lot of things, and has very moral, ethical, and social implications. Step back and think about it. People count on machines for everything, from simple math to saving and keeping a heart beating. But one must ask, how do you know when you have stepped over the lines? Like keeping a person alive on a ventilator and artificial heart, but what is that person's quality of life like? Not very good being in a vegetative state. People can't venture out of the house without checking their friends FB status'. The government is now tracking criminals and invading people's privacy on that site. Just something to think about a bit....

Prison
it is shitty that im going to prison january 22nd for ten years and nobody will even miss me cause i no longer have friends here in my town cause they wont be able to write me cause their lives are to busy to think of someone other then them selfs

Love
The worst thing is holding on to someone who doesn't want to be held onto. Don't fall for someone unless they're willing to catch you.The thing about falling in love is that if you do it right, you'll never hit the ground. Life is too short to be anything but happy.So kiss slowly. Love deeply. Forgive quickly. Take chances & never have regrets. Forget the past but remember what it taught you. Sometimes, you just have to smile, pretend everything's okay, hold back the tears and walk away. If you want to see the rainbow you must go through the rain. If you want True Love you must go through the pain. Woman were made from a man's rib, not from his head to be superior, not from his feet to be walked on, but from his side to be equal, from under the arm to be protected, and from next to his heart to be loved.

Better Then Me, By Hinder
"Better Than Me"I think you can do much better than meAfter all the lies that I made you believeGuilt kicks in and I start to seeThe edge of the bedWhere your nightgown used to beI told myself I won't miss youBut I rememberWhat it feels like beside youI really miss your hair in my faceAnd the way your innocence tastesAnd I think you should know thisYou deserve much better than meWhile looking through your old box of notesI found those pictures I tookThat you were looking forIf there's one memory I don't want to loseThat time at the mallYou and me in the dressing roomI told myself I won't miss youBut I rememberWhat it feels like beside youI really miss your hair in my faceAnd the way your innocence tastesAnd I think you should know thisYou deserve much better than meThe bed I'm lying in is getting colderWish I never would've said it's overAnd I can't pretend... I won't think about you when I'm olderCause we never really had our closureThis can't be the endI really miss your hair in my f

My Fine Was $725
This is fun to do. Just read the "offense" and if you've done it, you owe that fine. Keep going until you've read each "offense" and added up your total fine. When you are done, post it in your notes. Change the header to "My fine is $........" You don't have to confess your answers, just the amount of your fine.Smoked pot -- $10Did acid -- $5Ever had sex at church -- $25Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you -- $40Had sex with someone on Facebook -- $25Had sex for money -- $100Ever had sex with the a Puerto Rican -- $20Vandalized something -- $20Had sex on your parents' bed -- $10Beat up someone -- $20Been jumped -- $10Crossed dressed -- $10Given money to stripper -- $25Been in love with a stripper -- $20Kissed someone who's name you didn't know -- $0.10Hit on some one of the same sex while at work -- $15Ever drive drunk -- $20Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk -- $50Used toys while having sex -- $30Got drunk, passed out and don't

Firey Kiss
Form the darkest pit of my heartthe breaking of a lost love the love that left you in painthrowing you in to the dark pitsleaveing you with nothingfilled with painheart covered in sorrowtrun to stone and hatenothing but a cold stone of hateshaveing your wworld in to the darknessmakeing you so lonelypraying for noone helpwanting nothing but death to come for youholding close the darknessno more love to hold on toono more hope left to cling tonothing but the darkness of painthe cold touch of sorrow and the firey kiss of hate

How I'm Doing
I am still in Afghanistan for now. I have a couple months left and then I'll be home. I'm on here to make friends and help with boredom that I sometimes feel here. I can't wait to get home and finish my service here and get back home to my friends and family. Ready to have an Ice Cold beer too.

F.u.4.c.
F.U.4.C ( Fubarians United 4 Christ) Believe it or not....there are a lot of Christians on Fu. Sure y'alls halos may b a lil bit bent and tarnished like mine is, but the truth remains we do love Jesus in our heart. FU4C is a group of us that want to take a stand together on Fu for Christ. No it s NOT our place to judge or condem what some of the people do on here, nor is it our place to tell others they are wrong!. We have not walked in their shoes. so we do NOT know y people do the thngs they do, and Jesus said ( those without sin , cast the first stone...paraphrased by me ) All the group wants is for people to think about others, be kind to others, and love one another like Christ's Greatest Commandment says."Love the Lord your God......and Love your neighbor as yourself." and not be so into the "me" generation. Everybody wants something for something on here.........Is there anything wrong with giving outta the goodness of your heart, not expecting something back in return?

Why Should Age Matter
Well i have never written a blog before so bare with me, here's the problem im having. I'm 47 years old very athletic, open minded some people older ones of course would almost say im inmature for my age, but what it comes down to is i refuse to except getting older as a issue i love and live life to the fullest and get what i can out of it. So why are people on here so judgemental, they see my age and think oh he's just an old pervert trying to pick up younger women i mean they judge me before even getting to know me sucks i hate it. true i like younger women because i get along with them better and enjoy them more then women my age god has allowed me to enjoy feeling and acting younger but i wonder sometimes if its a curse . i would really like to have females imput to this since its them im trying to reach thanks not sure how you could respond other than leaving me a private message any imput would be great thanks have a great day and thanks for taking the time to hear me vent

According To You!
According to you I'm stupid, I'm useless, I can't do anything right. According to you I'm difficult, hard to please, forever changing my mind. I'm a mess in a dress, can't show up on time, even if it would save my life. According to you. According to you. But according to him I'm beautiful, incredible, he can't get me out of his head. According to him I'm funny, irresistible, everything he ever wanted. Everything is opposite, I don't feel like stopping it, so baby tell me what I got to lose. He's into me for everything I'm not, according to you. According to you I'm boring, I'm moody, you can't take me any place. According to you I suck at telling jokes cause I always give it away. I'm the girl with the worst attention span; you're the boy who puts up with that. According to you. According to you. But according to him I'm beautiful, incredible, he can't get me out of his head. According to him I'm funny, irresistible, everything he ever wanted. Everything is opposite, I don't feel l

Murphy's Love Laws
Murphy's love laws •All the good ones are taken. •If the person isn't taken, there's a reason. •The nicer someone is, the farther away he is from you. •Brains x Beauty x Availability = Constant. This constant is always zero. •The amount of love someone feels for you is inversely proportional to how much you love them. •Money can't buy love, but it sure gets you a great bargaining position. •The best things in the world are free --- and worth every penny of it. •Every kind action has a not-so-kind reaction. •Nice guys (girls) finish last. •The good ones die first. •If it seems too good to be true, it probably is. •Availability is a function of time. The minute you get interested is the minute they find someone else. •The more beautiful the woman is who loves you, the easier it is to leave her with no hard feelings. •Nothing improves with age. •No matter how many times you've had it, if it's offered take it, because it'll never be quite the same again. •Sex has no ca

Rileys Personal Fubar Blogs
I have come to realize thats I have a few haters on here and a few fake profiles on here which I will name off.. 2 people have approched me one being a "JohnnyDevil" saying that I am fake along with a "orignal wild thang" I dont know what these 2 have to gain from bashing me. And I am sure I am not the only one they do it to. But it seems they would have something better to do in there life, Or maybe its for brownie points, I really could care less. I am here to make friends and to have a good time,And I refuse to let these type of people get to me!! I will have great friends and I will have haters thats just the way things go in places like this. Yes I have my own website along with myspace and a few others. I am not going to deny that to any of you.And yes girls and guys steal my pictures. Here are 2 I have seem here: http://www.fubar.com/user/2734222 http://www.fubar.com/3724423 And hopefully the friends I get will warn me of others so I can add them here. I have a Fu

Divine Love
Divine Love is not human 'romantic' love. It is of a spiritual nature, it is all-encompassing and unconditional. Divine Love is often attributed only to God and/or spiritual beings. Yet as we are all sparks of the Creator (the Divine), and as the Creator IS LOVE, we are therefore also Love - Divine Love is who we really are, yet in our human state and using mostly only our five senses, we have forgotten this and we perceive other people and animals and nature as 'separate' from ourselves. But we are all made of the same 'stuff' and are all therefore "ONE and all connected. This is confirmed on a scientific level with Quantum Physics. It is our perception of separateness that causes all the woes we have in this world. What we do to one, we do to ourselves. There is NO separateness, only ONE-NESS. Namaste..................... Ms. Desa

Why, Why, Why??
Why do women feel the need to take all of their pent up aggression through out the day, and then come home and make your life a fucking living hell.? Do they find some sort of comfort in watching someone in a great mood be driven down by insults and nasty looks. Shecome up with another reason find another find s done it to me twice and there wont be a third. My truck packs in less than the time it takes my wife to find another way to make me the asshole. ONCE MORE........ AND IM GONE 1 min ago

Stuff
Recap of 2009.JANUARYWho kissed you last new years?Damian over a cameraDid you have a New Year's Resolution this year?yesDoes it snow where you live?yupDo you like hot chocolate?its okHave you ever been to Times Square to watch the ball drop?yeaFEBRUARYWho was your Valentine?DamianWhen you were little did you buy Valentine's for the whole class?yeaDo you care if the groundhog sees its shadow or not?noWhat did you receive for valentine's day?a mothers ring and the day offMARCHAre you irish?MHMMDo you like corned beef and cabbage?ewwWhat did you do for St Patrick's Day?family sruffAre you happy when winter is pretty much over?YEAAAPRILDo you like the rain?sureDid you play an April fool's joke on anyone this year?NOPEDo you get tons of candy for Easter?yeaDid you celebrate 4/20?noDo you love the month of April?love is a strong wordMAYWhat is your favorite flower?OrchidsFinish the phrase "April showers…":BRING MAY FLOWASSSDo you celebrate May 16th: National Piercing Day?YESIs May an

Sexy Dreams
Im the chick all mothers warn you about.. rough and wild... untameable.. I burn through most with a quickness of an eyelash batting soft flesh. I am the sweat on your brow trickling down the tiers of your eyes and falls upon thy lovers breast. I am lust. I am Sin.. I was naturally born .....bad~

Look North
im highly visual im highly intellectual im modest im 6'3 im in canada my job is pretty fucking cool, but it isn't a huge challenge anymore no i won't tell you what i do. i love language. it's made for play i don't mind the cold too much. i wear a light coat throughout the winter. except when it's -50C outside. i don't care if you're gay, but if you do shit that i think is dum, then you're a fag i've never read a book in which i couldn't find a typo mishima and hemmingway make me feel like less of a man i don't ski or snowboard. but i'll hit the pond for hockey anyday when it snows i dispose of it with my shovel and my neighbours use snowblowers my friends make fun of the music i listen to. but i could care less few people can keep my attention for any amount of time. you should try i have some integrity i have just as many flaws if you have a secret but you need to tell somebody. i'm your man. i have trouble trying to figure out if i look young for my age or if i lo

Info And Rules For Winning Vip In Feb..trivia Contest
#1. ENTRY FEE OF 100,000 FU-BUCKZ OR A BLING SENT TO ME TO EVEN ENTER AND TRY TO WIN. #2. NO RESEARCHING INTERNET FOR ANSWERS (A COUPLE YOU'LL NEVER FIND) #3. THE VERY 1ST ONE W/ALL CORRECT ANSWERS WILL BE THE FEB VIP WINNER. #4. MOST IMPORANTLY, THERE SHALL BE ANSWERS ONLY IN A PM--NOT A SHOUTBOX. SHOUTBOXING WILL DISQUALIFY YOU--REGARDLESS. #5. THE TRIVIA QUESTION ARE FROM TV SHOWS FROM THE LATE 80'S'S TIL NOW. GOOD LUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ♥≈•*•CoverMeWithBiKi§§es•*• ≈♥Proud DPR Member/fu4c@ fubar

Feb Vip
QUESTIONS: 1. WHAT WAS BRENDA AND BRANDON WALSH'S HOME ADDRESS IN BEVERLY HILLS ON 90210 (FONDLY LATER TO BE KNOWN AS "THE WALSH HOUSE)"? 2. WHAT IS THE HOME ADDRESS OF THE GRIFFIN FAMILY ON "FAMILY GUY"? 3. ON "MY NAME IS EARL" WHAT IS 'CRAB MAN'S' REAL NAME? 4. WHY DID "CRAB MAN" CHANGE HIS NAME? 5. WHAT IS THE HOME ADDRESS OF HOMER, MARGE, BART & LISA SIMPSON ON "THE SIMPSONS"?? 6. LAST "MY NAME IS EARL" QUESTION"...READY???? WHAT WAS EARL'S INMATE BADGE NUMBER WHEN HE TOOK THE BLAME FOR JOY'S CRIME? SOME ARE EASY AND SOME ARENT GOOD LUCK Ends Feburary 8th!!!! 10 pm Pacific time

Rastist Bastard
wow ppl really fuckin annoy me!!! i mean really why would u send a message stating "U ARE SO VERY SEXY AND U ARE WHITE WHY U WANNA BE WITH UGLY ASS NIGGERS AND SPICS EEEWWWWWW STAY WHITE" because of ppl like him i cant stant da white race they so damn ignorant!!! and i honestly hope dat one day he will get his ass beat for sayin shit like dat or better yet dat his daughter marry a man out side of da white race and have many babies wit him. so if u feel da need 2 wanna check out da person dat said dis shit here u go http://www.fubar.com/user/928058

Happy New Year Friends.
Hi Friends Happy New Year to all of you, hope it will be a awesome new year it is now 2010 wow imagine that so hard to think I been on here sence 2006 wow I have made alot of good awesome friends and had some good time and great times and bad times of course like we all have this site of course is something else it was alot better back then as cherry tap but of course we all know times and things are for ever changing who knows mite change again sometime huh. I have made some awesome new friends so far this new year and also last yr of course still have a few old good friends from my first start of the day back in 2006 never thought id be on a site this long wow and still single on top of that hmmm hehe but of course those who know me or of me on here know that there is a reason why I am single and stay that way but of course for those who read this and don't know well the reason is because I collect pet snakes its posted right on the front page of this profile even in big letters but

Why Do I Try
i like this girl and i hope see knows that i do, i would treat her great and love her and protect her. i just hope she sees that, i have been thru a lot in the past. all i want is a chance, thats all anybody can really ask for in life. i deserve a shot. i want to know her as a person and not just as a girl to have sex with.

Crazy And Hopeful
Great times never do last long. Felt like crap last night and the one person that could make me feel better did. I spent the night and he held me until I fell asleep. Just wish he would see what I do. But instead he would rather keep me pushed away. Damn men. Right now I just wish I could find someone who loves me for me. Just because I have 3 kids by different guys doesnt mean im a whore. Shit happens. They just finally showed their true colors after I get pregnant. I just want someone who can handle me and all the stresses i face everyday. I dont need a man as long as I have my kids. But u know it would be nice to know that u have someone to talk to no matter what.

Wow, Are You Really Going To Write That Stuff?
Solitary confinement, A daily remindment Living seeing feeling knowing breatheing Growing loving Showing and beleiveing, That the earth and its wonder's and beauty's Are dieing molding rotting decaying Into a vast estate of unknowing The issues we face, the trials we take The values we know, the problems we make Spiral outward and endless by time Till there is no need to finish this rhyme The heart and soul of so many, yet felt by few The thoughts that are held back, except for the few When life it seems, is at its end Thats when everything starts to begin We dont live to live and be free, for when death is near thats when we see There is nothing more than feeling trapped, so stop worrying about it all and live free

True Love
The worst is holding on to someone who doesnt want to be held onto. Dont fall for someone enless they're willing to catch you. The thing about falling in love is that if you do it right, you will never hit the ground. life is too short to be anything but happy. So kiss slowly, love deeply,forgive quickly, take chances and never have regrets and remember that u wanted it at one point in time. Forget the past but remember what it taught you. Sometimes, you just have to smile pretend everythings okay, hold back the tears and walk away .if u want to see the rainbow u must go through the rain. if u want TRUE LOVE you must go thro the pain women were made from a mans rib not from his head to be superior, not from his feet to be walked on but from his side to be equal from under the arm to be protected and from next to the heart to be loved

Truth...
http://www.fubar.com/blog/327500/1093981......My soon to be ex, husbands page... his blogs are full of half truths ..... i have the plice reports if anyone would like to see them... he would hit me, put his hands around my throat so that i couldnt breathe, and force me to have sex, when i did not feel well or was in pain... and since june i have been tryin to get a divorce from him, but he is being a child and wont sign the papers, i have known my current man for how long i have known him, but i am only now pregnant... i admit that, but then again i would be married to my soon to be husband if he would have picked up his papers in louisianna, and as for child support, we dont need his filthy drug and whoring money,... this is the truth.

Respect Love
This is not exactly a LOVE STORY, but more about learning to respect love. To My Friends Who Are... MARRIED... Love is not about "its your fault", but "I'm sorry", not where are you" but "I'm right here", not "how could you" but " I understand", not "I wish you were", but "I'm thankful you are. To My Friends Who Are...ENGAGED...The true measure of compatibility is not the years spent together but how good you are for each other. To My Friends Who Are...NOT SO SINGLE...Love isn't about becoming somebody else's "perfect person". It's about finding someone who helps you become the best person you can be. To My Friends Who Are...HEARTBROKEN...Heartbreaks last as long as you want and cut deep as you allow them to go. The challenge is not how to survive heartbreaks but to learn for them. To My Friends Who Are...NAIVE...How to be in love. Fall but don't stumble, be consistent but not too persistent, share and never be unfair, understand and try not to demand, and get hurt but never keep

My New Website
I have completely recreated my Pryze Media portfolio website from the ground up. Let me know what you guys think. http://www.pryzemedia.com For the Tech heads, I built it in Flash using AS3 Class based code.

The Special Mother Poem
The Special Mother by Erma Bombeck Most women become mothers by accident, some by choice, a few by social pressure and a couple by habit.This year nearly 100,000 women will become mothers of handicapped children. Did you ever wonder how these mothers are chosen?Somehow I visualize God hovering over EarthSelecting his instruments for propagation with great care and deliberation. As he observes, he instructs his angels to take notes in a giant ledger."Armstrong, Beth, son. Patron Saint, Matthew.""Forrest, Marjorie, daughter. Patron Saint, Celia.""Rutledge, Carrie, twins. Patron Saint...give her Gerard. He's used to profanity."Finally he passes a name to an angel and smiles. "Give her a handicapped child."The angel is curious. "Why this one, God? She's so happy.""Exactly," smiles God. "Could I give a handicapped child a mother who knows no laughter? That would be cruel.""But does she have the patience?" asks the angel."I don't want her to have too much patience, or she'll drown i

Archery
I have a question for anyone that knows anything about archery. I have been searching online ALL week for this answer and got no help, so I am asking any of you that may know. I have a dual cam compound bow that I shoot and have it marked at a 55-60lb draw with 80% let off. I bought some arrows that are size 400 rather than 500 that I normally shoot. Is it possible to use a 125 grain broadhead and still get the 330fps without dropping off at the end of the flight or do I need to go get 100grain? I'd really hate to have to buy new broadheads so if you know, or find the answer online for me, you'd be greatly appreciated by me!! Thanks again!

Zicam - Beware Of Side Effects.
i got this from someone else......haven' t read it all just tried the FDA link at the bottom There is a link at the bottom of this to the FDA website with the information. I want my friends and loved ones to know what has happened to me in hopes that it will never happen to you or anybody you care about. About 10 days ago, I felt a cold coming on; so before I went to bed I used Zicam Cold Remedy Nasal Gel. It's supposed to help you "get over your cold

Warning: 2010 Census - Cautions From The Better Business Bureau
Be Cautious About Giving Info to Census Workers by Susan Johnson With the U.S. Census process beginning, the Better Business Bureau (BBB) advises people to be cooperative, but cautious, so as not to become a victim of fraud or identity theft. The first phase of the 2010 U.S. Census is under way as workers have begun verifying the addresses of households across the country. Eventually, more than 140,000 U.S. Census workers will count every person in the United States and will gather information about every person living at each address including name, age, gender, race, and other relevant data. The big question is - how do you tell the difference between a U.S. Census worker and a con artist? BBB offers the following advice: ** If a U.S. Census worker knocks on your door, they will have a badge, a handheld device, a Census Bureau canvas bag, and a confidentiality notice. Ask to see their identification and their badge before answering their questions. However, you should never invite

Pain
when you find the one you have looked for for so long. you can be unprepared and not be able to change things from your past . and some how they hurt you even if you are trying to do good. I have been a friend to some one and things that have happened in the past are now changing what my future holds.I not sure what i can do . I am scared angry and upset. i feel enraged.I got manipulated in to being a friend to some one who didn't exsist and I was decent enough to at least hear them out and now if ruining what i could only hope for . which is my one chance at love.I met the best woman in the world in the biggest dump online and the wolves ripped it apart.didnt have much of a chance from the start I guess. but I sit here torn and hurting thinking why I even get up in the morning or should I just fucking say it usually in the afternoon. seems like this life is barley worth getting up for .the few people that are real friends are few. the rest are after either money what you have or what

No Subject
Things to do at Wal-mart while your spouse/partner is taking their sweet time: 1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples carts when they are not looking. 2. Go to the service desk and ask to put a bag of m&m's on lay away. 3. Set up a tent in the camping department. 4. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and, "why can't people just leave me alone?" 5. Look right into the security camera and use it as a mirror to pick your nose. 6. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the antidepressants are located. 7. Dart around the store loudly humming the mission impossible theme song. 8. Hide in a clothing rack when people browse through say PICK ME! 9. When an announcement comes on the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream NO NO! Its those voices again. 10. Go into the fitting room and shut the door and wait a while they yell loudly "THERE IS NO TOILET PAPER IN HERE!"

25 Things About To Become Extinct In America
25. U.S. Post Office They are pricing themselves out of existence. With e-mail, and online services they are a relic of the past. (refer to #9) Packages are also sent faster and cheaper with UPS. 24. Yellow Pages This year will be pivotal for the global Yellow Pages industry Much like newspapers, print Yellow Pages will continue to bleed dollars to their various digital counterparts, from Internet Yellow Pages (IYPs), to local search engines and combination search/listing services like Reach Local and Yodel Factors like 20 an acceleration of the print 'fade rate' and the looming recession will contribute to the onslaught. One research firm predicts the falloff in usage of newspapers and print Yellow Pages could even reach 10% this year -- much higher than the 2%-3% fade rate seen in past years. 23. Classified Ads The Internet has made so many things obsolete that newspaper classified ads might sound like just another trivial item on a long list. But this is one of those harbingers of

X Mas Mob Style
'Twas the night before Christmas, Da whole house was mella Not a creature was stirrin', Cuz I had a gun unda my pilla. When up on da roof I heard somethin' pound, I sprung to da window, To scream, "YO! Keep it down!" When what to my Wonderin' eyes should appear, But da Don of all elfs, And eight friggin' reindeer! Wit' slicked back black hair, And a silk red suit, Don Santa wuz here, And he brought all da loot! Wit' a slap to dare snouts, And a yank on dare manes, He cursed and he shouted, And he called dem by name. "Yo Tony, Yo Frankie, Yo Vinny, Yo Vito, Ay Joey, Ay Paulie, Ay Pepe, Ay Guido!" As I drew out my gun And hid by da bed, He flew troo da winda And slapped me 'side da head. "What da hell you doin' Pullin' a gun on da Don? Now all you're gettin' is coal, You friggin' moron!" Den pointin' a fat finga Right unda my nose, He twisted his pinky ring, And up da chimney he rose. He sprang to his sleigh, Obscenities screamin', Away dey all flew, Before he troo de

Advice
A lot of people think they are in love or that things are the best they ever had. My advice to them is to really sit down and think on everything you have. People who say they are in love sometimes don’t even realize that what they feel is not love but lost. You will never know unless you know the person face to face and see if what you feel is passion/love and not just lust. Sometimes people don’t see it as that but trust me it happens more than often than not. What people don’t understand is that to really know you love someone you have to meet them. To touch them to see if there is a fire there. That fire is called passion and without it you won’t last. You have to look into their eyes, hold their hand, to talk to them in person to really see if it is true love. I have seen so many people on the internet say they are in love with someone and that they will do anything for that person. The thing is they never meet and they think they

Lie To Me
Our candle burns awayThe ashes full of liesI gave my soul to youYou cut me from behindNowhere to run and nowhere to hideYou're scared of the truth, I'm tired of the liesCuz who I am, is where you wanna beDon't act like an angelYou fallen againYou're no super heroI found in the endSo lie to me once againAnd tell me everything will be alrightLie to me once againAnd ask yourself before we say goodbyeWell goodbyeWas it worth it in the end...You said you were there for meYou wouldn't let me fallAll the times I shared with youWere you even there at all?Nowhere to run and no where to hideYou're scared of the truth, I'm tired of the liesCuz who I am, is where you wanna beDon't act like an angelYou fallen againYou're no super heroI found in the endSo lie to me once againAnd tell me everything will be alrightLie to me once againAnd ask yourself before we say goodbyeWell goodbyeWas it worth it in the endWhy'd you have to up and run awayA million miles awayI wanna close my eyes and make believeTha

10 Things I Hate About You
10 things I hate about you I hate the way you talk to me, and the way you cut your hair.I hate the way you drive my car, I hate it when you stare. I hate your big dumb combat boots and the way you read my mind. I hate you so much it makes me sick,it even makes me rhyme. I hate the way you’re always right, I hate it when you lie. I hate it when you make me laugh,even worse when you make me cry. I hate it when you’re not around, and the fact that you didn’t call. But mostly I hate the way I don’t hate you, not even close…not even a little bit… not even at all.

In The Heart Of It All
intiment on the grounds of yesterday's salvation, cling to the hearts of the masses, laying to waste the desperate heros and challenges, walking closely breathing deep the smell of chaos and rhetoric of a forgotten time, the stentch not most know, howling tides of blood lost in sand and snow, the dreary eyes of forbidden damn nation waltzing on the empty hands of eternity, plucked one by one like frail flowers from the garden of Eden, life's fertle cresent depleting breath by breath, walked by God to survive 1000's of demons, empty promises made to woman and man, the empty promise of valor and victory, the price of triumph exchanged for freedom and sanctity, running silently thru the the calm of midnight, blood lust filling the hearts of the beasts, watching and hunting those that we're told to eliminate, the smell of the corpsed fog that runs beneath the earth, inhalent to our adrinaline we rush to the dance, maintaining agility in all that we do, conquored masses stand before us, thi

Am I Worthy Of Having A Fubar Wife?
Hello to all you beautiuful ladies. Now am I worthy to have to have you as a fubar wife? Leave me a comment telling what is that you like to know about me what you would like to do with me!

Crashin
the world i have built up is crashing down around me. where are those i need most? open your hearts to me like have opened mine to you. dont shut me out dont turn me away i helped you anyway i could why wont you help me? i'm losing hope and my faith is fading. where did i go wrong.. what do i do now the world i have built up is crashing down around me.. i'm reaching for you calling your name listen close. for my voice is but a whisper. my world is crashing down please save me.. for i cant save myself.

Engaged To My Lifetime Love!
A romantic candle lit bath....and these were some of the words that I'll share....So he says.....it's kind of weird to think that 30 years ago we took baths together which makes this really appropriate....to which I said huh?.....then he popped the ring out of the water and said "Angie will you marry me?" We both cried and of course I said yes. It's like a dream. I've loved this man my whole life. I've never enjoyed taking care of someone so much. I've never been so well taken care of, so loved, so complete. I love you so much, Jason. Thank you for giving me my fairy tale proposal. Any other way couldn't have competed with that.

The Jarhead Chronicles
I figure it might at least entertain someone out there if I shared a thing or two about the hilarious time I had in The United States Marine Corps. Where to begin, hmm... well, why not the begining? Pretty fuckin' clever for a Jarhead, huh? December, 1998. I'm on a bus entering the Marine Corps Recuit Depot in San Diego. The little bit of idle chit chat has gone dead since we know we're all about to leap into the unknown. The bus stops, the door opens, and all hell breaks loose. "Get off my bus! Get on those yellow footprints!" It was chaos and quite comical looking, I'm sure, but I wasn't gonna laugh or anything, lest the mean looking sumbitch in the smokey hat took interest in my opinion of the evenings proceedings. As the complete and total bewilderment set in for me and these scared young leathernecks to be, it came time for the customary haircut. It got interesting for me, though, since the surly DI took notice of my somewhat overlong hair and decided that I was to be his enter

The Chance
Every time I look at you, I see the pain you have been through. Every time you hold me, I feel how insecure you are. I can not change the past, I can not promis the future. All that I ask, is to be given the chance. The chance of a life time. The chance to fully be yours.

Internet Radio Check It Out
Hey this is my first blog I hope it brings you joy a nd pleasure.... anyway check out!!!!! WWW.inthefaceradio.com then scroll over to the show schedule, Look for "the melting pot" thats my show crank it up also add me as a friend on FB BuckyELM@yahoo.com if you want to get the deep dish details on and about the show.. hope to see you there.. LOVE YOU GIRLS Bucky

2009 Can Suck It
so id hate to sit here and ramble about something you all do not care for so ill make it short and simple maybe you guys have some advise for me or just words or prayer: dec 5th 2009 was the worst day of my life...what happened..i got fired from my job..a place that i had been at for almost 3years thats been the longest ive had a job i loved it there good people good pay..well alright pay...but experience and excitement galoure!!! well i got into a verbal arguement with another officer and slighty turned physical...on their end...i did what any smart employee who values their job would do turn around and walk away and report it... well that wasnt good enough for my department the following week they suspended me and ultimately fired me... for the past month i have been going back and forth with the unemployement office to try and get benefits well im not elligible to recieve benefits...so for a whole month i sat and waited for unemployment to make their final decision..sho

April Fresh
ANYWAYS I JUST GOT ANOTHER JUG OF DETERGENT, AND IT'S TITLE OF FRAGRANCE IS "APRIL FRESH" IT SMELL'S WONDERFUL!!. YA KNOW REALLY I WOULD LIKE TO MEET THE FUCKER WHO CAME UP WITH THE NAME AND PUNCH HIM IN THE JUNK, ITS A FUCKING LIE, U DON'T EVER SMELL WONDERFUL FLOWERS AND SUCH IN APRIL, I ALL GET IS THE SMELL OF UNTHAWING(SPELLING?....LOL) DOG SHIT!!...JUST SAYIN.

You Just Need To Know!
HOW TO STAY YOUNG1. Throw out nonessential numbers. This includes age, weight and height. Let the doctors worry about them. That is why you pay 'them' 2. Keep only cheerful friends. The grouches pull you down.3. Keep learning. Learn more about the computer, crafts, gardening, whatever. Never let the brain idle. 'An idle mind is the devil's workshop.'4. Enjoy the simple things. 5. Laugh often, long and loud. Laugh until you gasp for breath.6. The tears happen. Endure, grieve, and move on. The only person, who is with us our entire life, is ourselves. Be ALIVE while you are alive. 7.

Idaho's Son
Thursday, June 25, 2009 It’s 3:30 in the morning and I can't sleep. I have the worst song stuck in my head - Neutron Dance by the Pointer Sisters. The cat wont quit licking my face, and I've decide to get up and crack my last beer. I stare at the computer for a few as I wash down my Effexor, Bupropion and Methylphenidate with a cold Keystone Light. You can't buy beer till 6:00 AM, the bank doesn't open till 9:00 AM, and I don't work till 5:00 PM. I feel now is a good time to share my trials and tribulations of the last 2 months. I grew a beard and drank myself half to death on more than one occasion, and cut off, pissed off, or pushed away friends and family. I've endured heartache, self-loathing, loneliness, and regret only to realize that life is a journey to the center of yourself. I put these things in perspective and deal with them accordingly. With the combination of psychiatric drugs, fishing, a warm camp fire and plenty of alcohol; I've managed to rise from this

Seasons In The Sun
Terry JacksSeasons In The Sun LyricsGoodbye to you, my trusted friend.We've known each other since we're nine or ten.Together we climbed hills or trees.Learned of love and ABC's,skinned our hearts and skinned our knees.Goodbye my friend, it's hard to die,when all the birds are singing in the sky,Now that the spring is in the air.Pretty girls are everywhere.When you see them I'll be there.We had joy, we had fun, we had seasons in the sun.But the hills that we climbedwere just seasons out of time.Goodbye, Papa, please pray for me,I was the black sheep of the family.You tried to teach me right from wrong.Too much wine and too much song,wonder how I get along.Goodbye, Papa, it's hard to diewhen all the birds are singing in the sky,Now that the spring is in the air.Little children everywhere.When you see them I'll be there.We had joy, we had fun, we had seasons in the sun.But the wine and the song,like the seasons, all have gone.Goodbye, Michelle, my little one.You gave me love and helped m

Gotta Be Somebody
Gotta Be Somebody by Nickelback This time I wonder what it feels likeTo find the one in this lifeThe one we all dream ofBut dreams just aren't enoughSo I´ll be waiting for the real thing.I'll know it by the feeling.The moment when we´re meetingwill play out like a scene straight off the silver screenSo I`ll be holdin’ my own breathRight up to the endUntil that moment whenI find the one that I'll spend forever with`Cause nobody wants to be the last one there.'Cause everyone wants to feel like someone cares.Someone to love with my life in their hands.There`s gotta be somebody for me like that.`Cause nobody wants to do it on their ownAnd everyone wants to know they´re not alone.There's somebody else that feels the same somewhere.There`s gotta be somebody for me out there.Tonight, out on the street out in the moonlightAnd dammit this feels too rightIt´s just like Déjà VuMe standin’ here with youSo I´ll be holdin`my own breathCould this be the end?Is it that moment whenI find t

Id Come For You-nickelback
Just One more moment, that's all that's needed. Like wounded soldiers in need of healing. Time to be honest, this time I'm bleeding Please don't dwell on it, cause I didn't mean it I cant believe I said I'd lay our love on the ground But it doesn't matter cause I've made it up forgive me now Everyday I spend away my souls inside out Gotta be someway that I can make it up to you now, somehow. By now you'd know that I'd come for you No one but you, yes I'd come for you But only if you told me to And I'd fight for you I'd lie, it's true Give my life for you You know I'd always come for you I was blindfolded, but now I'm seeing My mind was closing, now I'm believing I finally know what just what it means to let someone in To see the side of me that no one does or ever will So if your ever lost and find yourself all alone I'd search forever just to bring you home, Here and now this I vow By now you'd know that I'd come for you No one but you, yes I'd come for you But only if you told me

Tori Amos-spark
She's addicted to nicotine patches She's addicted to nicotine patches She's afraid of the light in the dark 6:58 are you sure where my spark is Here Here Here She's convinced she could hold back a glacier But she couldn't keep Baby alive Doubting if there's a woman in there somewhere Here You say you don't want it again And again but you don't really mean it You say you don't want it This circus we're in But you don't you don't really mean it You don't really mean it if the Divine master plan is perfection Maybe next I'll give Judas a try Trusting my soul to the ice cream assassin Here You say you don't want it again And again but you don't really mean it You say you don't want it This cirucs we're in But you don't you don't really mean it You don't really mean it How may fates turn around in the overtime Ballerinas that have fins that you'll never find You thought that you were the bomb yeah Well so did I Say you don't want it Say you don't want it Say you don't want it again And a

Him-vampire Heart
You can't escape the wrath of my heart Beating to your funeral song (You're so alone) All faith is lost for hell regained And love dust in the hands of shame (Just be brave) Let me bleed you this song of my heart deformed And lead you along this path in the dark Where I belong 'till I feel your warmth Hold me Like you held on to life When all fears came alive and entombed me Love me Like you love the sun Scorching the blood in my vampire heart I'll be the thorns on every rose You've been sent by hope (You'll grow cold) I am the nightmare waking you up From the dream of a dream of love (Just like before) Let me weep you this poem as Heaven's gates close Paint you my soul, scarred and alone Waiting for your kiss to take me back home Hold me Like you held on to life When all fears came alive and entombed me Love me Like you love the sun Scorching the blood in my vampire heart Hold me Like you held on to life When all fears came alive and entombed me Love me Like you love the sun Sco

And Now For Something Completely Different
"A bit late to be nervous now isn't it?" I asked Leah as I spun her around and pressed her chest against the wall. She didn't reply, but didn't struggle either as I bent her left arm behind her back and snapped the first handcuff into place around her wrist. These weren't the lightweight novelty handcuffst with the easy release button on the side, or a set of those cute fuzzy numbers, these were the cuffs I'd been carrying at work for fifteen years. They had been worn by countless men and women, from trespassers and petty thieves to child molesters, rapists, and on one occasion a man who had just the day before stabbed his wife to death in their Alabama home. I quickly followed suit with the right, and she stood there my prisoner."Rest your forehead against the wall, take two steps back and spread your feet," I told her forcefully. She complied with little hesitation. I grabbed her by the waist and pulled her back against me, her ass pressing against my crotch."We'd better make sure y

Wildthing9959
life can really mess u up. exspeacaily after ur husband of 18 yrs divorces u then a year later comes back into ur life,buys u a wedding ring and then a week later leaves u again for another women!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I Hate This Place Fubar
what the fuck cant i delete my fuckin page i dont want to be on here but everytime i try to delete it the fuckin bouncer id guy wont let me even when i type in the right letters its fuckin stupid and im gonna keep talkin shit until i get help fuck this place

Are You Sorry
Friday, December 11, 2009 ARE YOU SORRY Current mood: disgusted Category: Life "Are YOU Sorry"Are You Sorry??????????I don't mean to rememberIt's true that I dream less oftenI'm not ashamedOf that long DecemberYour hand's coming down againI close my eyes and brace myselfI only noticed your faceNo matter what you're gonna build my shellNo matter what you're gonna build my shellI'm falling (falling)I'm shedding my skin (my skin)But it's not time I'm toldI am aware (am aware)Of what you mean by thenI'm only FIVE years oldClose my eyes and brace myselfOnly noticed your faceNo matter what you're gonna build my shellNo matter what you're gonna build my shellMy scars are yours todayThis story ends so goodand I understandThat you stood where I stoodClose my eyes and brace myselfI only noticed your faceNo matter what you're gonna break my shellNo matter what you're gonna break my shellI'm done healingI'm done healing

Stories...
It started with us sitting in a lounge, watching TV, chilling, and just having a nice time. Anyway, you kept brushing my thigh or my neck as we sat there, pretending you weren’t doing anything but giving me a look that said you knew just what you were doing. I retaliated by giving you a quick squeeze of your leg when you asked for my hand. I gave it to you, and you took me upstairs to a bedroom, locking the door behind you. You walked up to me and started kissing me softly on the lips, our hands running through each other’s hair as I moved down to your neck, opening up your shirt and kissing you along your collarbone. Then you pushed me onto the bed as we rushed to take our clothes off, leaving you just in your underwear and me in a pair of boxers. You climbed on top of me, straddling and rocking back and forth on my crotch, making me hard and yourself wet as you rubbed against me. I ran my hands all over your curves, one hand on your hip, the other tracing circles along

A Cup Of 2 Day Old Coffee
A cup of two day old coffee four walls lookin' in the mirrors gettin' easier these days that old friend anger is losing its hold on you the key to survival in this crazy world and it's good to see you're still standing strong not too long ago you were tearing at a world that would never let you in outcast turned away you kept your face to the ground and fought the world with your silence and so the seasons change and the people change and the good times come and the good times go found yourself in a winless race fighting for a cause you never believed its easy to regret not so easy to forget all the stupid things that used to hold you down you gotta brake that chain and move on cuz I know I've seen it in your eyes before to surrender now to throw it all away is to sacrifice but you can't repay in a world that don't owe you shit you gotta think for yourself and fight every bit of that piece of mind that keeps you going on gets you outta bed and out that door step back take a look around

Let Me See If I Got This Right
LET ME SEE IF I GOT THIS RIGHT... IF YOU CROSS THE NORTH KOREAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET 12 YEARS HARD LABOR. IF YOU CROSS THE IRANIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU ARE DETAINED INDEFINITELY. IF YOU CROSS THE AFGHAN BORDER ILLEGALLY, YOU GET SHOT. IF YOU CROSS THE SAUDI ARABIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE JAILED. IF YOU CROSS THE CHINESE BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU MAY NEVER BE HEARD FROM AGAIN. IF YOU CROSS THE VENEZUELAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE BRANDED A SPY AND YOUR FATE WILL BE SEALED. IF YOU CROSS THE CUBAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE THROWN INTO POLITICAL PRISON TO ROT. IF YOU CROSS THE U.S. BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET A JOB, A DRIVERS LICENSE, SOCIAL SECURITY CARD,

My First Job On Fubar
please help me i need my friends here on fubar to join fubar/lounge/satinsensation please message me or chat me about more info on the lounge and the link im the promoter on the site looking for more fumembers to join in the fun meet and make new great friends whilst listening to cool music its never a dull moment in the lounge whilst were haveing a laugh and partying hard and tell your friends to join and say wayno send you the invite and i would like to say thank you for taking the time to read my blog more blogs to come with this lounge keep an eye out for them thanks again

Hinder-running In The Rain
She cuts herself to forget him And every time her wounds get deeper Tonights the night she's gonna shed her skin Cause she's thinkin that he doesn't need her She's wishin all this would end And she's gonna try to take her own life again Wait, I know your hearts been shattered But there's someone worth the wait There's so much more that matters And I know you will be alright, just try to love the little things in life Like running in the rain He drinks alone to forget her And every time the room starts spinning He starts to thinkin 'bout where they were When she told him that she doesn't need him He's wishin all this would end And he's gonna try to take his own life again Wait, I know your hearts been shattered But there's someone worth the wait There's so much more that matters And I know you will be alright, just try to love the little things in life Like running in the rain She's wishin all this would end And he's gonna try to take his own life again Wait, I know your hearts bee

Wisdoms
I have traveled oh, so many paths; that you have not yet had to walk.... Learned hard lessens, both old and new; now those wisdoms that i have learned- I got to share them with you . Always let your kindness spread; like the sun that shines down upon everyone.... Embrace those who are bitterly saddened by grief; Respect their dignity, give them a sense of joy- Leave them with a feeling of comfort.... and glad that you were their for them. Forgive all those who want to hurt you; Put aside your pride and listen....

Sarah's Homework Assignment!!!!
***Sarah had an assignment for her psychology class..not sure the exact paper-subject,but this is what she turned in!! I almost cried when I read it!!! Remember...our kids remember EVERYTHING we do good and bad!!(don't know her grade on on yet!!)**** Childhood MemoryBy: Sarah Cerutti This rare, 1974 album of J.D. Blackfoot’s Crazy Horse is an item that I have had since I was two years old. My dad took me to an old record store down in Maplewood. He can’t remember the store, but he thinks the name was Disconnection. J.D. was collecting blankets and signing autographs. He is part Indian, so the blankets went to his reservation. My dad actually gave him one of my old baby blankets and asked him to sign this album. He signed, “To Sarah. Stay Happy.” Even though I have never listened to much of this album, I will always cherish this item from my dad. Growing up I was always around classic rock. I would come home to my dad and my brother blasting the big K-Horn Klips

Rating
I AM GOING FOR BROKE!!!! FRIDAY, JANUARY 08, 2010 **** 2PM TIL 2AM FUTIME **** WHAT I AM LOOKING FOR??? BOMBERS, RATERS & BLINGERS!!!! THIS IS GOING DOWN!!!! AUTO 11'S 6 CHERRY BOMBS HAPPY HOUR FRIDAY AT 8PM 4 TICKERS TO PROMOTE THIS RECEIVING POINTS FROM MY #2 FAMILY (RUNNING AUTOS & BOMB(S)) PAYING 25K PER 100 PIC RATES!!! 2100 RATES = 525,000 FUBUCKS!!!! PAYOUTS WILL ONLY BE PAID FOR RATES THAT ARE RECEIVED WHILE AUTO 11S ARE ACTIVATED AND THERE IS A HAPP

Ok, What Do You Think
Ok, so i wanna pose a question to the world. more particularly to all you single, or "semi single" people out there. Do you really enjoy being single. I mean sure maybe a few years ago when you were 18 19 or 20 yeah, bein single was fine then. cuz you were in college or you were getting your carreer started, or you were takeing that break in europe. whatever, anyway, now....now do you enjoy being single? Now that your 24 25 or 26 or older? Now that your out of college, now that your carreer is started and off and running, and your "too old" to be seen at some of those party scenes you went to back in the day, now do you really enjoy that single status, no ring havein, sleepin with people every night but still always wakein up alone status? I pose to you that i really hate bein single now. I wish i could find that girl, that one that will last a lifetime. but i think that is my problem. I think that because i am so ready for commitment that i come on too strong and scare away a perfect

My Love Poems
Your friendship and love, And all the wonderful things That they bring into my life, Are like nothing else I have ever known. My heart is complete With the love we share, And our love grows more Beautiful each day. I love you, And as long as we are together, I have everything I need. You are with me always... In a smile, a memory, a feeling Or a moment we share. You will always be My Forever Love

Nothing
how birds got their wings A long time ago God had a great many burdens that He wished to have carried from one place to another on Earth. He asked the animals to lend a hand, but all of them had excuses for not helping: the elephant was too dignified; the lion, too proud; and so on . . . Finally the birds came to God and said, "If you will tie the burdens into small bundles, we'll be glad to carry them for you. We are small, but we would like to help." So God fastened upon the back of each bird a small bundle, and they all set out walking across the plain to their destination. They sang as they went, not minding the weight of their burdens at all. Every day the burdens seemed lighter and lighter, until the loads seemed to be lifting the birds, instead of the birds carrying the burdens. When they arrived at their destination, they discovered that when they removed their loads, there were beautiful wings in their place. Wings that enabled them to fly to the tree tops and soar through t

The Ban On Pythons And Boa's
help put a stop on the ban of pythons and boas plz www.natpet.org/index.php/legislation/federal-legislation/158-python-boa-ban-action-center. if the ban is passed this means no selling breeding shipping,moveing of these animals what so ever. i know there aint alott around who likes these kinds of animals but to the 1s who do have them and care 4 them are pets and family to us just like ur dogs cats and other animals are to you so plz help us with the stop of the ban. reptile produce 3.2 billon dollars a year in the united states alone. if this ban does pass that mean less money for the us and hurts everyone even so much more than it hurts now.. www.natpet.org/index.php/legislation/federal-legislation/158-python-boa-ban-action-center

Completely Serious Issue!
I live with 3 males.... I have some hygiene issues with these males that I need to resolve.. Please help any advice is good advice 1. Leaving Toilet Seat up a. I have to touch it to lower it, which means im in direct contact with pee! b. using my foot and slamming it down at 4am has not worked c. im thinking about crazy gluing one toilet seat so it will be mine all mine d. I do not want in the middle of the night half asleep to sit on the pee that you have left on the rim... 2. Why can you not courtesy flush? a. do you not see that you left something behind? 3. If you choose to have Pubic hair a. rinse the shower so I when floating around in the bath do not have a mustache b. the toilet seat just needs a quick glance when your done cause i sit on that 4. Shaving your face a. I dont like your beard let along nose hairs on my toothbrush b. you leave me no choice to ever have bar soap c. See the Lysol wipes i left on the counter those are there for you.. I know ther

Completely Serious Issue!
Ok I think ive put up with just about enough lately... Im so tired of being let down and people assuming they know me... Im tired of hearing me vent Im tired of having to explain to people why i do crap.. I actually considered deleting my profile earlier this week.. This is what you need to know and you choose to make a choice whether you want to be friends with me or not... then re add me later cause im deleting everyone! OH and if your coming to read this and your hiding fuck have some balls and say im here i hate you if that's how you fucking feel... 1. I am not a liar 2. I dont give two shits if im popular 3. I choose my friends you choose yours $. My friends fight their own battles just like i fight mine.. If someone came up to me and said your friend is a cunt.. they are no longer my friend... 5. I will if i see you doing something to hurt each other stand my ground and tell you both off. 6. I am not here to hurt people 7. I love my friends dearly and if they hav

Poem
In your eyes is were I feel safe, everything about you is wonderful The touch of your lips against mine, the scent of your skin, my every desire With you is where I want to be, stay always I love you more as each day passes You know me better then anyone else, without saying a word you kiss my lips Stay with me always, my love, my passion, my everything

664/187 Pc
I thought about you all last night.And through until the mornings light kissed my cheek.When I stepped outside the days beauty knocked me off my feet.I forgot to think of you.Forgot to worry about us.This day was so beautiful just for me.And as the sun set and the shadows grew,My heart broke again and I sat longing for you.And as I tried to sleep I tossed and turned in our bed.Going back and forth with "what ifs" and getting lost in my head.Why do I feel you're absence so deeply in the dark?I'm all alone even when I am not.Our memories haunt me, but I think of all you've taught me."Don't miss me" you say..."I'm always with you and never too far. Now is just time for you to aim for the stars. Follow your dreams and keep me in your heart, and no matter what remember I love you and remember who you are."Words you've left me that I keep so near.I say them to myself when I am the most full of fear.I don't know how to be brave with you gone.I don't know how to be strong without you to lean o

If You Know A Bkier
IF U KNOW A BIKER" PLEASE" REPOST!!I saw you hug your purse closer to you in the grocery store line.But you didn't see me put an extra $10.00 in the collection plate last Sunday.I saw you pull your child closer when we passed each other on the sidewalk.But you didn't see me playing Santa at the local mall.I saw you change your mind about going into the restaurant.But you didn't see me attending a meeting to raise more money for the hurricane relief.I saw you roll up your window and shake your head when I drove by.But you didn't see me driving behind you when you flicked your cigarette butt out the car window.I saw you frown at me when I smiled at your children.But you didn 't see me when I took time off from work to run toys to the homeless.I saw you stare at my long hair.But you didn't see me and my friends cut ten inches off for Locks of Love.I saw you roll your eyes at our leather coats and gloves.But you didn't see me and my brothers donate our old coats and gloves to those that ha

The Honored Few Coc
The Honored Few COC Please Read Carefully 1. All The Honored Few Prospects must have a verified salute. 2.Must sign the COC (code of conduct) agreement below as a comment o"I AGREE " in order to be considered for membership.3.Shout Box & Fu Mail must be open to all Officers for communications .You may be able to set your profile to friends only if you have added all officers this allows us to communicate with you when necessary. 4.The President, Vice President, and Sgt. At Arms, must be added to family, they do not have to be top family, but they just need to be there for communication. 5. When requesting to join the Club As a Member, please specify when you request membership. Club members will be U.S. Military Vets. 6. All other friends and fans are asked to remember that this club is for U.S. Military Veterans, please do not use this name with out the Presidents

World Of Warcraft
If so: Faction/Race/Class/Spec(s) and why you like your spec(s). Main: Horde/Undead/Priest/Holy and Shadow. Most versatile combination available for a priest (in my opinion). Alt: Horde/Tauren/Death Knight/Blood DPS and Frost Dual-Wield Tank. Tons of fun both ways, `nuf said :D

The Crystal Ball
january 7 2010 i am reading a book on the fold out bed at my parents house in the cold mountains of northern california, i am by my...self....i am sober.....slighty intoxicated on good beer but no speed....i am....clean....i miss her....the crystal mistress...the sting of her tears running up my nose....the feeling like my heart will explode and i will die....the relief she can bring it is the middle of the night...i am....alone.....my son sleeps beside me...but i am alone...only the sound of him inhaling and exhaling oxygen into his lounges.....i remind myself that i love him....that i have some idea what love feels like....but it is a lie...he might as well be a vampire...or one of the monsters i hold court with in my dark mind...and everything is so dark...and so i say to him in his sleep "Cameron...your Father is a Monster" knowing his sleeping mind already understands me and agrees comforts me somehow...and tears run down my face but i only smile because i know know the l

Broken
my head is spining with pain my eyes are burnin with tears my heart is brokein by love ive worked my ass off to get this amount of clean time i have ive never been very good at shareing my feelings i opened up my heart to a girl i love she kicked my ass i want to toss all this love and careing shit in the trash go kick some ones ass.ive become such a coward scared to act out on my pain and hate they tell me this to shall pass pray go 2 meetings share my feelings and fears been ten days i want to use this hasnt come to pass ive seen her with him she looks as if shes happy told i should pray for her her im the one whos goin down the pipe i know this is sad and im a grown man should pick my ass up and move on some time there be some one interrested in me wants to be with me but shes not here now so im left with all this lonelyness and fear mixed with hope that just for today i wont have to use no matter what

Need Fubar's Help
My name is Leland Stanley and i'm 24 years old, and back in 1984 my mother lived in Thompson Falls, Montana. While there she met a man named Earl Lee King. He was in the Army when they met. The story i've been told is that when my mother told him she was pregnant, he told her that the baby wasn't his and left her at a road side cafe. All my life, i have been wanting to meet him, but everytime i try, i fail. These past couple of years, i've been thinkin that my mother is either lying to me or hiding me from my real father. so i would really love to know the truth. his name is earl lee king. and if anyone on here or knows anyone who knows him please contact me asap.....thank you either on here or contact my girlfriend at sexy_mama_198529@yahoo.com leland d. w. stanley

The Stir Of Silence
One whisper upon your lips, Those Silent words i long to kiss. The hum in your breathe, It's rythmn of silence scare me to death. A hush so suprised, This feeling deep with in what a rush. The stir of silence takes on the meaning of sadness, Yet this is my guidance. The breeze among the leaves, It is singing it's melody to you and me. Chirping birds dance through the sky, We watch them dance on by. Many Stars light up the night, So silent yet so bright. The stir of silence fill the air, I want to reach your soul to consume you with, love and care. So this stir of silence is pure, This stir of silence is our hearts only cure.

Sensual Touch
That look, I am hooked, The sound, I feel you all around. The way you feel, So sensual oh so real. When I kiss you the world around me slips away. So passionate so sweet, Our bodies melt together as they meet. I feel your skin of fire, We slide together with lust. Full filling every desire. You put your hands in mine, As we thrust with a rythmn in time. Sensual touch, I long for this oh so much.

I'm Always There
I'm always there when you close your eyes, No matter how far away heaven seems to be. I'm always there when you reach for me. In the night no matter how empty your bed seems to be. Im always there when the tears blurr your site, No matter how hard it is to see. You say my eyes are like the clear blue waters of the seas. But when you look in to them do you see the choppy waves and dark clouds of, The storm that is brewing inside of me. You help to open up the storm gates hidden deep with in, I release the deep pain and it floods like rain once again. I am always there when the clouds are heavy and dark, No matter how dim. You are there to help them part. You see a delicate heart so full of life, But can you feel how hollow i truly feel. Lost in a world to walk alone so shallow I feel so all alone. No matter how grim or how hollow i truly am I am always there even if it is just to reach out my hand. They all say they see a strong gentle me, But is this what they all

World War Ii Water Girls
My Grandfather has Dimentia, My sister, and me were watching him over the summer in 2009. He believed we were his World War II Water girls...so We played along just to keep him sane....I hope you all enjoy.... Your face of a pale color, So many years filled with wonder. It's full of wrinkled age, But a passion of a wisdom filled page. Tales of your boyhood you wear a "Great Smile" So we shall sit here and listen awhile. Man seas you have sailed, Roughest of waters to, it seemed. Your mind has drifted to the war, It is there you fought tooth and nail. As the sound of bombs rang loud and clear, A smoke settles in your pale blue eyes. You look to thee, and say, you were there to see. "My Watergirls, I was fighting the Japanese" Why yes our memories would recall, We must play long or he will loose it all. You raise your fist, they are clenched tight. As you stand up and say, "Let's Fight". We cower knowing your mind, it is of a young man, A youngman lost in time.

Naught App
"!!NAUGHTY APPLICATION !!!Your Name:Age:Location:1.Favorite position:2.Do you think I'm cute?.3.Would you have sex with me?4.lights on or off?5.Would you have to be drunk?6. Would you take a shower with me?7.Have you ever thought about having sex with me?8.Would you leave after or stay the night?9.Do you like cuddling afterwards?10.Condom or skin?11.Have sex on the first date?12.Would you kiss me during sex13.Do you think I would be good in bed /?14.Would you use me as a booty call?15.Can I use you as a booty call?16.Can we take pictures of the act?17.How long would we have sex?18.Would you tell your friends about me?19.Would you want me for a b/f , g/f or friend?20. Will you fill this out & send it back to me?"Also

First Blog...
Well, here's my first blog. Guess this is like a journal only everyone can read it. Hope not to bore you. :) Probably just be using this to post writings of mine, random thoughts(pretty much one in the same), the like. Now where to start... I remember when I was about 13, a McDonald's opened up in the local strip mall. Nothing fancy, just a McDonalds. 'Till then, our town had never had one, as it was rather small and had just been digging itself out of a bad recession. But, we had gotten a small amount of attention for having a Media Play(remember those? lol) open up in the same strip mall, so I guess the city council decided to let them tack on a McDonald's next to it for convenience sake. Anywho, they treated it as a pretty big deal, grand opening and all. Had coupons for free shakes, balloons for the kids, and they even had people dressed up as characters from McDonald Land. They had Grimice, Birdie, i think the Hamburgerler, and Ronald McDonald, of course.... Mayor McCheese was s

The Stimulus Math
Despite the startling job figures released this week, there are signsthat the nation's economy is finally starting to improve; the endof the recession may be in sight. But why is the economy improving,and is this improvement sustainable? Many on the left are hailing the President's $787 billion "stimulus"package as the key behind the budding economic turnaround. These samefolks support the President's proposal for a third stimulus spendingpackage to give the economy a final boost into recovery. But they aremissing one critical point: as Heritage Foundation economist BrianRiedl explains, "government spending does not stimulate economicgrowth." In a new analysis, Riedl debunks liberal myths about stimulusspending, details the long history of failed stimulus packages andprovides sound alternatives that offer real economic revitalization.The Myth: Government can spend its way into prosperityStimulus advocates make what is, on the surface, a plausible argument.They often attribute recessi

Getting To Know Me
I am a student going to school majoring in psychology and minoring in CMIS. I love to talk to others unless I am either doing school work or working on my job. I am in the medical field in various titles. It does not make enough money. So now I am a phone sex operator at www.niteflirt.com/nursepinky. I am also a webcam host, and I am starting escorting and next is the movies. I love sex, and I am now ready to enjoy myself. I love sex and I love money what could be a better combination. Anyone wanting to talk to me its nursepinkyiam@yahoo.com, but tell me where you heard of me from because I have many websites. I am looking for a sugar daddy to share mutual good benefits with; email me and tell me you are the one. Actually at this time so far I have only slept with one man in my whole life who is my husband, but I am really looking forward to playing with some strange.

Finally Some Good.
I did it! I survived the week! that was the goal and I made it. I had my first client today. It was a relaxer to loosen up the curl on african american hair. It turned out great and the client was super happy. theinstructor did most of the chemical stuff but I think it was because she was uber nervous about burning his hair. If you didn't know, relaxers are extremely harsh chemicals that can burn the skin very quickly. It can also burn off all you hair if you don't know what you are doing. But that was not the case this time! His curl loosened up just a little bit so he can now comb through it easily and style it. One thing about doing other people's hair.... there is a moment when you catch them look in the mirror and they have this look of "omg wow" or "I look dayum good" and you can see it is just genuine happiness. This is an amazing thing to be responsible for. I would like to be responsble for that look several times a day, everyday. Everything else is unresolved and mes

Didnt Think I Needed To Repeat Myself Again
i have pics that are private and there are reasons why they are private. dont come running to me asking to see them it wont happen. and then dont bitch and curse at me when i tell you no.they are my pics and i will do what i want with them and let who I WANT see them. the choice isnt up to you its up to ME and me only. oh and especially if i just add you dont hit up my sb askin if you can see them. grow up and act your age and not like a horny asshole. i dont tolerate shit like that. i dont care if you dont like this or if this makes me sound like a bitch. and my family are my friends most in real life thats why they are there. adding me to your fam will not get you added in mine.

+wanted Fu Bf +
Hey everyone it's Tiffany A.K.A Psycho.T I'm looking for a man to call mine and before you ask me to be your's here's a list of things I'm seeking for in my man. 1.)He has to have the same intrest as me. 2.)He has to love the same types of music as me. 3.)His age has to be below "30" 4.)He must have a great sense of humor like me! 5.)He must not be clingy or a very crontrol person. 6.)He's not shy and has a bit of a wild side like me. Thoes are the main things I see in my man so if that's you message me and we shall chat. ~Bye!

Sliding Through Life
Just sliding through life is never good enough for anyone. If you have to try harder, even just a little, it will make you better and stronger (i hope it would at least). I think all the things I've gone through have done that for me. Easy roads arent always the best ones. We think they are, because they take less effort, but look at the people you have respected in your life. They were usually the people who made it when the going wasnt easy. People who have survived and grew from all the pain. I know I did. The ones who had it easy dont have a hell of a lot going for them. Its the others, those of us, who have climbed the mountains with our heads banged up, our faces scratched, and our shins bleeding, who were worth knowing. They(we) had the ability to be able to share and pass along the things weve seen and been through and to be able to leave our footprints on those roads that the weaker dared never to travel.

???
Filll it out, you know you want tooo. x WHAT DO U THINK OF ME [] I want your number [] Pretty/Cute [] Hottie [] Sexy [] Gorgeous [] Amazingly Beautiful [] I'd take you home in a second [] I'd make out with you right now [] I'd Hit it [] No, I dont like you like that [] I love you [] Wanna hook up? Would you kiss me? [] Hell Yea [] Yes [] No [] Maybe [] already did Would you do me? [] In an instant! [] Yes [] No [] Maybe []you look to sweet to screw [] already did Am I attractive? [] Heck no [] hot as Hell [] Fine [] Cute [] Okay I think ur pretty [] Sexy [] Ugly! Do you think im a virgin? [] Yes [] No [] Don't know Name one thing you would like to do to me... [] ________________________ I look like.. [] A player [] One time thing [] Next bf/gf If you saw me for the first time would you talk to me? [] Yes [] No [] maybe Would you rather.. [] Hook up with me [] Cuddle with me [] Date me [] Marry me [] Friends On a scale of 1-10 (10

Short Stories
There she was. Again. As I was looking out from my bathroomwindow. Third day in a row I see her standing under a tree, not close enough to recognize her. But still... I've lived here for 12 years now, never have I seen someone standing under the tree before. My gut tells me it's her. Can't be someone else. I finish shaving and decide to go for a walk. It's my day off and since there's nothing else I have to do, I'm going to check it out. It's on my way to the store as well, in case it was a false alarm. Once outside I hate myself for leaving my appartment. It's too damn cold to go for a walk, so I really hope she's still there. One might say I'm a nosy person. Last night I was laying awake for hours. Thinking who the woman might be. Don't know why she was standing there in the street, but she was looking at my windows. Not anyone else's. Damn. She's not there anymore. There's nobody under the tree. There's not a single person in the street. Too damn cold. Was it only a dream? Some

Contests That Don't Conform To The Rules Set
I would like to know if anyone else has a problem in getting payouts for specific days with the right amouts posted. This is like the third time I have tried to get into the rating contests and I for one do not think that the person or persons running it is keeping a legimate account of the ratings. I know that they do not pay the amounts offered for the ratings and this is getting to be a habit with some of the payers. I have gotten to the level I am at by rating only and when the person or persons do not pay what is posted it is very discouraging to say the least. I can not afford all the frills of bombs and autos and sure as Hell no one will give them to me so I thought entering a contest would be a fun way to aquire these things. But the way it is looking it has been fruitless and un profitable for me but not the one getting rated. There is 7 more days to the contest and I will see where it ends up. If not a fair contest I will be writing another blog and naming names

Dont Be Skeered
How bad are you wanted? Post this and see how many msg's you get......... dont be scared!(1) just friends(2) georgious(3) cute as hell(4) hot(5) fine(6) sexy(7) amazingly sexy(8) we can be friends with benefits(9) see ya

Up For Auction
Lookin to own a piece of Pleasurable Trouble? Well look no further, I'm in my second auction. Lookin for an owner, I can spoil. Just click on the link below and come get your bid in. Auction ends 1-14-2010, so what are you waitin for come get you some Pleasurable Trouble. While your there show the hostess some mad love, she Roxx!! http://fubar.com/photo.php? u=1029198 & i=300466494 & album id = 820891

My Children, My Life
Your Tears Touch My Heart Beautiful Daughter,from the day you were born,you have struggledto make it in this world,and your tearshave alwaystouched my heart.I held you to my breast,prayed you'd latch on,watched you struggle to find the lovethat would sustain you....and your tears again touched my heart.We managed to get throughthe eating difficulties,you and I, and it wastime to learn to walkon your own....and you'd crawl and reach upto me....and your tears touched my heart!Elementary school camerolling up on us fast....you were bright and smartand knew so much....but that big yellow buswas taking you away from all you knew....and your tears touched my heart!You were only sixwhen your life was to change forever.I sank within myself asyour father left us....and your tears touched my heartas you begged him to stay.It took us some time,but we found ourselves....I taught you to laugh again,to smile again,to hope again....and your tears touchedmy heart as you graduatedwith honors.Yo

Anything
Iran threatens Olympic boycott over logo design Email Print Mon Feb 28 03:51PM Iran has threatened to boycott the London 2012 Olympics unless organisers agree to change the design of the logo. The Iranian government has lodged a formal protest with the International Olympic Committee over the four-year-old logo, claiming that it must be changed since it spells out the word 'Zion'. And the Middle Eastern nation has warned that it will order its athletes to stay at home next summer unless the logo is replaced and its creators asked to explain themselves. "As internet documents have proved, using the word Zion in the logo of the 2012 Olympic Games is a disgracing action and against the Olympics' valuable mottos," the Iranian government wrote in a letter to the IOC, which was released via the state-backed Iranian Students Agency. "There is no doubt that negligence of the issue from your side may affect the presence of some countries in the Games, especially

Life, New Sh*t Exc....
So we have amassed quite a few pets in our house.. have our own little Zoo. As Follows Mine2 Bearded Dragons (Tesla & Einstein)3 Bettas (Candycane, Peschi, & Chill) (I lost Jeff :( )2 Turtles (Madori and Cosmo) I plan on getting either a leopard gecko or a Horny Toad next :) My Husband1 Florida King Snake (Souxsie)1 Mountian Horn lizard (Godzilla)1 Neon tree dragon (Leon)1 Tokay Gecko (Ebenser)2 Mantellas (Jay & Silent Bob)1 Bananna Waxy Mantella (Brody)2 Green Anoles (Ferd & Sterdag)2 Bamahma Anoles (Watson and Red)1 house Gecko (houdini AKA A** Hole)1 Dumpy Frog (fatso)1 australian Golden Frog (Marty)1 australian beeked frog (Morty)2 fire belly toads (Memnoch & Thulsa Doom)1 white lipped tree frog (Race)1 green tree frog (Benton)1 Fat lazy cat (Tiger) My Husband plans on getting either a Poison Dart Frog or the True Fire Skink Next/.. Our roommate and my best friend2 cats (Mittens & Boo)2 Rats (Oreo & Jersey)1 Betta (Nino) = 27 pets for us= 32 pets in the house!! Anyways t

Somebody Save Me From Myself
feel the darkness around me,lord plz help me see what i have done, im trying so hard to be a better person,im lost in this life,someone save me from myself,my heart bleeds for you,i would do anything to see you smile,why do i hurt myself, my walls are tall and thick, a twisted globe i live in,how do i break this shell, im scared whats next, lord plz show me the way

For My Aunt
Cancer is a deadly disease It makes you sad when you hear it mentioned It makes you worry about the "What If's" It makes you very sick It makes you lose your hair It makes you have the shakes It makes you very weak and tired It makes you feel like you should just give up It can or can not be cured with chemo treatments What you need most with cancer is family and friends Family and Friends will always be there for you Family and Friends are the best support you can have Family and Friends will pray with you to help get you healed With family and friends anybody can fight this evil battle of cancer Family and Friends is what this world needs more of CANCER SURVIVORS = FAMILY AND FRIENDS @ Dedicated to my aunt ruth bostic and others who are fighting cancer

Stacymatthews Blog
Eine Fussgelenkbandage stabilisiert das Fussgelenk gegen Umknicken bei Sport, Beruf und Freizeit. Ein Bewegungsmelder erlaubt eine wirkungsvolle Ueberwachung von Privathaus, Wohnung, Gewerberaum und Liegenschaften.

Advice
I read a lot of articles. The subject matter varies but my favorite ones are relationship articles. Some of the advice I automatically toss off as nonsense, sometimes I take it to heart and sometimes I just don't know. Here are some I just don't know about let me know your opinion. 1. Buy a guy in a bar a drink. this seems like it would be weird. A lot of times it's weird when guys do it. 2. Recruit your friends to set you up. has this ever worked for anyone? Maybe my friends are just assholes. Seriously, a couple of years ago one tried to set me up with a friend. When I asked her if she was talking about the one with the prescription pill addiction she said yes. ugg 3. If he texts you more than he calls you, he's not that in to you. I am not a texting fan but is there a communication hierarchy? 4. Meet guys shopping. Most guys I know hate shopping. They get in, get what they want and get the fuck out. And don't you dare tell me book store. I have never seen ANYONE spark up

Anti-lounge Technical Issues
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Soldiers Poem
For all the free people that still protest. You're welcome. We protect you and you are protected by the best. Your voice is strong and loud, but who will fight for you? No one standing in your crowd. We are your fathers, brothers, and sons, wearing the boots and carrying guns. We are the ones that leave all we own, to make sure your future is carved in stone. We are the ones who fight and die, We might not be able to save the world, Well, at least we try. We walked the paths to where we are at and we want no choice other than that. So when you rally your group to complain, take a look in the back of your brain. In order for that flag you love to fly wars must be fought and young men must die. We came here to fight for the ones we hold dear. If that's not respected, we would rather stay here. So please stop yelling, put down your signs, and pray for those behind enemy lines. And then when the conflict is over and all is well, be thankful that we chose to go through hell.

My New Social Site
I've been sitting in fubar listening to a few people complain about the rules. I admit sites have to have rules, but for god sake we're all adults here. I've created a site for all people 18+ to enjoy, i call it..... Social Jungle. I built this site with the goal to not steal members from other sites, but to provide an exciting social experience for those who seek it, without the hassle of strict rules and guidelines. Let me give you some of my background, I've been doing web/graphics design for about almost 9 years in August 2010. I do own my own hosting company known as SiteMax-Hosting, which provides affordable web hosting & shoutcast services. I've also dj'ed online for several well-known radio sites and soon retired from the dj scene in late 2009.

Inspirational Quotes
Inspiration #1 October gave a party; the leaves by hundreds came- The Chestnuts, Oaks, and Maples, and leaves of every name.The sunshine spread a carpet, and everything was grand, Miss Weather lead the dancing, Professor Wind the band. GEORGE COOPER Inspiration #2 I love the night. I love to feel the tide of darkness rising slowly and slowly washing, turning over and over, lifting, floating, all that lies strewn upon the dark beach, all that lies hid in rocky hollows. KATHERINE MANSFIELD Inspiration #3 At the core of who we are is the roots of those that have influenced our lives the most and the impact of what they have exposed us to is always there and when the foundation is laid with love and commitment, our lives at some point will reflect that of which we have been taught. AJA GRAYDON Inspiration #4 Yesterday I sat in a field of Violets for a long time perfectly still, until I really sank into it- into the rhythm of the place, I mean- then when I got up to go ho

Thid
iTS ALL i HAVE EVER KNOWN LIKE A THORN IN MY SIDE ITS GROWN ITS ALL I HAVE EVER FELTT SOMETIMES IT FEELS ITS ALL I HAVE BEEN DEALT, ITS LIKE I CANT EVER GET AWAY I GUESS I HAVE TO REALIZE ITS HERE TO STAY I CANT RUN FROM IT I CANT HIDE I HAVE FINALLY REALISED ITS INSIDE I GUESS THIS IS HOW ILL HAVE TO GO ON HOW MUCH LONGER ILL KNEVER KNOW BUT I THINK THAT IF THE PAIN WILL FINALLY SUBSIDE ILL PROBABLY GO ON EMPTY INSIDE

Hes Got A Large Set Of Balls
Seriously do they read my status? Im so changing my name to PREGNANT EVIL BISH!! hello...is your submissive behaviour as good as your outer appearance? i message you, because i have seen you while i was roaming arround the profiles...i am looking for an online-sub. when you are interested in bdsm related chats, cam-to-cam chats, tasks, exercises and when you would like to know more, just send me a message. it would be really nice to talk with you about this...have you ever thought about serving someone? to serve someone mentally or sexually... to take care about somebodys needsto talk with me about mental or sexual desires... to act as submissive for me. a dominant who tells you what to do, how to react and that takes care of your submissive needs if you have some?to please me mentally or sexually... to act as submissive on command... to know how it is to serve as submissivetake a look at my profile and blog. i am sure you will like what you see there. exspecially my bdsm related p

I'm Looking For A Friend
I am an incredible snuggler! You have no idea..I'm tall and sexy, have a hot voice, nice eyes (so I get told this stuff) and get told I look like so and so, lol.I have a nice place, pool, cool shop and animals! lol.I have never been married and no kids.I have never left a trail of fatherless kids, broken homes or anything like that.I have never been an abuser or a meany, none of that screamin n yelling stuff.I don't have any sort of questionable history at all!I never been in jail.I'm very clean and healthy and totally safe to be with and I know it! How many can say that in this town? Like nobody obviously....I'm educated, intelligent and articulate!I have an awesome sense of humor and can make a girl laugh.. I'll keep you in stiches!I can fix, build repair anything and could build you your dream car or bike!I am monogamous and I've never cheated on anyone! I'm totally honest, have more integrity than most, totally straight up, genuine, down to earth and chill.I keep a clean house!Whil

Lmfao !
An atheist was walking through the woods. 'What majestic trees! 'What powerful rivers! 'What beautiful animals! He said to himself. As he was walking alongside the river, he heard a rustling in the bushes behind him. He turned to look. He saw a 7-foot grizzly bear charge towards him. He ran as fast as he could up the path. He looked over his shoulder & saw that the bear was closing in on him.. He looked over his shoulder again, & the bear was even closer. He tripped & fell on the ground. He rolled over to pick himself up but saw that the bear was right on top of him, reaching for him with his left paw & raising his right paw to strike him. At that instant the Atheist cried out, 'Oh my God!' Time Stopped. The bear froze. The forest was silent. As a bright light shone upon the man, a voice came out of the sky. 'You deny my existence for all these years, teach others I don't exist and even credit creation to cosmic accident.' 'Do you expect me to help you out of this predicament? Am I t

Planting The Seed Of Doubt
I wonder if anybody fully understands that once you plant the seed of doubt in any relationship everything else that accurs is just watering the seed into a garden of mistrust and doubt. Who can honestly say that they can be with someone they don't trust. Isn't that way too much work?

Tutti Fuckin Fruitti
ahhh tha only good girl is a dead girl, talking mad gibberish, we like our house, barbeque... Im still kinda glad ya were born stooopid... I calls em like I sees em: Murder Black feet black wingsmirrors gone cloudylost fairest of them all reflectionswatched our freefall, having devolved past primalcut to the center, soul born from dead embersashes, once kindled, rose fast burnt awaytha cobwebs and debris, cleared path to tha coreimpossibly infinite- blinking stars reflected on crystal waterendless soul stretches wings incarnatewings shake ice free unfurldirty and gossamer, strong as steelall light and shadow... echo laughing and cryinguncloud mirror, mind, crystal ball long time, Baby

Freedoms Just Another Word Fer Nothin Left To Lose
crazy in polite societys eyes...perhaps not damaged or morally lost just set apart just lost in thought rough angles rubbed soft I yearn to wander & begin to feel alive in my own matted fur once again recognizing the face in tha mirror not high, enlightened each excess with purpose pain evolves into pleasure unbind myself in tune with a deeper rythm content to be a speck of dust in tha universe looking up from yesterdays primordial mud

Defeatist
Sometimes i just feel like whatever i do the world will just continue if i died tommorow. Thats very true but we need more people on this earth that will make change for the better. I know i am here for a purpose, whatever i do with my life will make me happy. If your current situation makes you unhappy then by all means change it, but your life has to have a purpose or general direction. I think everyone could improve at least one thing in their life and mabye that one thing is the biggest thing but you have to at least try. If you dont that one thing could turn into a divorce,loss of self esteam,and even thoughts of suicide or murder. There was a point in my life where i didn't even leave my home to visit friends or even go to school. I was in a horrible depression and didn't even feel like leaving my bed. My dad was the person who i called everyday for advice. He talked me out of killing myself countless times. My dad is a musician and one day he came to my house and played me a son

The Year You Were Born!
The links below are cool! Everything that was going on in the year you were born, from 1900-2006, Enjoy! :) _1900_ ( http://www.infoplease.com/year/1900.html ) _1901_ ( http://www.infoplease.com/year/1901.html ) _1902_ ( http://www.infoplease.com/year/1902.html ) _1903_ ( http://www.infoplease.com/year/1903.html ) _1904_ ( http://www.infoplease.com/year/1904.html ) _1905_ ( http://www.infoplease.com/year/1905.html ) _1906_ ( http://www.infoplease.com/year/1906.html ) _1907_ ( http://www.infoplease.com/year/1907.html _1908_ (

Stupid But Funny
I am NOT a 2 faced punk like you are Vlad. I have no desire to have an asshole like you in my mob. I've told you before and I'll tell you again, NEVER SPEAK TO ME YOU SELF CENTERED COCK SUCKER. FUCK OFF VLAD. YOU'RE A PIECE OF SHIT Go fuck your fist Vlad you stupid bucket of abortion. Don't speak to me and I won't speak to you Go fuck your fist Vlad you stupid bucket of abortion. Don't speak to me and I won't speak to you As soon as Vlad learns to not speak to me I'll "behave". You ALL know that I get along with people in here. I don't like that 2 faced maggot and he needs to learn fuck off and leave me alone. I will NOT back down against that punk

2010 Hoochie Mama Drive! (free Gear!)
Eros-Oddyssey.com & L.A. Zen team up to give away FREE Hoochie Mama (HM) T-shirts & HM/Screw Hard Gear (SHG) Ballcaps! (*)HOW!:Contact -K- (here @ fubar) and claim your free gear. Women AND men can claim FREE HM/SHG gear! (**) WHAT ELSE!:Model your HM gear & send in your pix so we can post them on the L.A. Zen site, MySpace, Facebook, fubar, etc.Regards,Eros-Odyssey.com & Team L.A. Zen/-K- (Host)PS - FREE toys, lubes, novelties, drinking & 420 games for hottest, funniest & most creative participants. (See L.A. Zen xpeeps' pic folders.)* = We take care of mailing costs.** = Womens small & medium tank tops & scoop necks available. Baseball caps are adjustable, "one size fits all."

Feeling....
in life we are ruled by feeling..i wonder why. At times and think about it late at night and come up with nothing... and no matter how hard i try i keep getting the same old feeling for some one i care for and i feel as i mean nothing to her...so i ask what should i do ?

Entertainment Purpose
Ok it's a damn shame I have to break this down again for some people. This site here is for entertainment for me, I have a select few people that I am actually friends with and you all know who you are. I am single not looking to hook up with anyone from a damn web site therefore I flirt a lot and if you flirt back that's all fine but if you want more than that your looking in the wrong place. So if you can handle all this then there should be no problems, if not then my page is not the place for you to be. So let's play nice and have fun :)

Fu-love Naughty Application
naughty application created @ 2007-06-10 18:19:11 NAUGHTY APPLiCATiON" Best and hottest one will get a reply......1. Your Name:2. Age:3. Favorite position (s)?4. Do you think I'm hot?5. Would you have sex with me?6. lights on or off?7. Would you have to be drunk?8. Would you take a shower with me?9. Have you ever thought about having sex with me?10. Would you leave after or stay the night?11. Do you like cuddling afterwards?12. Condom or skin?13. Do you give Oral pleasures?14. Do you like to receive Oral Pleasures?15. Have sex on the first date?16. Would you kiss me during sex?17. Do you think I would be good in bed?18. Threesome?20. How many times would you like to cum?21. Would you use me as a booty call?21. Can I use you as a booty call?22. Do you like foreplay?23. What is foreplay to you?24. Can we take pictures of the act?25. Will you post this so I can fill it out for you? This post has been marked NSFW (Not Safe For Work) [?]Comment on this post..

Adam Sandlers "whats Your Sign" Oh My Lanta It Cracks Me Up
Aquarius (Jan 23 - Feb 22) You have an inventive mind and are inclined to be progressive. You lie a great deal. You make the same mistakes repeatedly because you are stupid. Everyone thinks you are a fucking jerk. Pisces (Feb 23 - Mar 22) You are a pioneer type and think most people are dickheads. You are quick to reprimand, impatient and full of advice. You do nothing but piss-off everyone you come in contact with. You are a prick. Aries (Mar 23 - April 22) You have a wild imagination and often think you are being followed by the FBI or CIA. You have minor influence on your friends and people resent you for flaunting your power. You lack confidence and are a general dipshit. Taurus (April 23 - May 22) You are practical and persistent. You have a dogged determination and work like hell. Most people think you are stubborn and bullheaded. You are nothing but a goddamned communist. Gemini (May 23 - June 22) You are a quick

Lonely
I am so lonely, I'm in the process of a divorce with my husbnd, I only see my boyfriend only one day a week cause that is all he allows me to see him. When I want to come over more he is always so busy, and or I feel like I am bothering him. And I talk to this friend in Texas but he is to far away from me to go out with for a night, so we talk on the phone. Just feel like that there is not enough love in my life. I miss being held by someone, and having some one show me how much they love me. Wish I just had some love in my life that will never leave, be bored with me, or push me away.

Fuck It All!
Is it just me or does it seem like no matter what a guy like me does he gets fucked over by someone? Just wondering if I have a sign over my head that says "Bitches who play games and cheat talk to me"?

~true Feelings~
WITH TEARFUL EYES MY HEART SAYS YES WITH BREATHLESS STEPS MY SOUL SAYS GUESS YOU MADE ME THINK ABOUT MY LOVE FOR YOU I'VE THOUGHT ABOUT IT TWICE SADLY ITS QUITE NOT TRUE YOU CRY AND TELL ME NO BCUZ MY TEARS HAVE BEEN SHED NOW THAT YOU ARE LONELY IM CRYING IN MY BED. Written By: M David

Poem
To my dearest family, some things I'd like to say...but first of all, to let you know, that I arrived okay.I'm writing this from heaven. Here I dwell with God above.Here, there's no more tears of sadness; here is just eternal love.Please do not be unhappy just because I'm out of sight.Remember that I'm with you every morning, noon and night.That day I had to leave you when my life on earth was through,God picked me up and hugged me and He said, "I welcome you."It's good to have you back again; you were missed while you were gone.As for your dearest family, they'll be here later on.I need you here badly; you're part of my plan.There's so much that we have to do, to help our mortal man.God gave me a list of things, that he wished for me to do.And foremost on the list, was to watch and care for you.And when you lie in bed at night, the day's chores put to flight.God and I are closest to you....in the middle of the night.When you think of my life on earth, and all those loving yearsbecause

Something To Forward.
[[I got this in yahoo, from a relative]]-The Washcloth-Ladies, this has to be read, laughed at and passed on. There is not a woman alive who won't crack up over this! I was due for an appointment with the gynecologist later in the week.Early one morning, I received a call from the doctor's office to tell me that I had been rescheduled for that morning at 9:30 am. I had only just packed everyone off to work and school, and it was already around 8:45am. The trip to his office took about 35 minutes, so I didn't have any time to spare. As most women do, I like to take a little extra effort over hygiene when making such visits, but this time I wasn't going to be able to make the full effort. So, I rushed upstairs, threw off my pajamas, wet the washcloth that was sitting next to the sink, and gave myself a quick wash in 'that area' to make sure I was at least presentable. I threw the washcloth in the clothes basket, donned some clothes, hopped in the car and raced to my appointment. I was i

Random Poems.... I Use That Word Lightly
Welp, here's a little hobby of mine : writing. Not very good at it, but I like mixing up words. Always was enamored with freewriting in english class, mainly cause it's the rawest form, to me. So, I freewrite. It is what it is.... more than likely shitty lol Remember, they're just random things I'm pulling out of my folder. More than likely, they don't have titles, they're not finished(to me... so hard to end one. I like to come back and add), and they're also probably very shitty emo poetry lol. Well. Here goes... Oh my oh my what am I to do Take my pain and throw it at you? Nope, just can’t, I’m a big boy now Gotta chalk it all up to suck and move along somehow Find my feet where the path will lead Pitching cigarette butts like Johnny Appleseed A mordern day Rotten Johnny Appleseed So many misleading roads to walk So little time in the day in which to spend Mix my emotions with the raw asphalt Mixed emotions grow this work to rend Like a horse faced Johnny A

General
Hey Sexys! So I have not been here 4 awhile sorry! I got robbed 3 days before Christmas and then I lost my house soon after that... so I been on the streets and living with friends off and on for awhile. I know you all were probley wondering so I figured I'd right a blog! Wooot... *giggles* so thats where I have been. I don't have any family because as most of you know they died in a house fire while I was at a friends spending the night. So i lkost my momz dadz, 2 sisters and my brother... It was a rough year and this one hasenmt started out all that well ither but I'm staying strong to buy my grandfaters house in Kansas before someone else does... as you know im still in Arizona blah! (its cold here to) but im still going to school and holding 3 jobs just to keep my mind off of it! So I hope you all had a great cmas and new years! and best of luck to all of you!

My Father
This blog is to tell everyone whats up with me.A lot of you already know but for those who don't,here goes.In November I had to take dad to the doctor and from there to the hospital here at home.After many tests and many doctors they told me that he was "full" of malignacies.A surgeon was called who promptly said to me,"I would not operate on your dad,it wouldn't do any good.His "plumbing" was blocked so we had to then take him to the University of Maryland hospital.They put a stent in to relieve the pressure and allow his system to work for awhile anyway.The doctor at U of M daid to take him home and let him enjoy christmas with his grandchildren.Which he did,as much as he could anyway.He went back to the hospital here at home over the weekend.after stablizing him they talked to me about hospice.My father has end stage pancreatic cancer.Dad came home from the hospital yesterday and the hospice team came shortly after.My dads wish is to be at home and I want for him what he wants..So,t

Gentlemen... Just Wanted You Guys To Know....
Lately I've been going through a lot of turmoil & most of it has to do with a man. So, I thought, this would make an interesting blog... So guys... please read & let me know your thoughts on this! Ladies... also... would love to hear your thoughts on this too! Feel free to comment... ** When it comes to a woman, most men say they just don't understand us. As a woman I really don't think we are really all that hard to figure out. I can only tell you of my own thoughts & feelings on this subject. A woman's feelings are very sensitive to everything that goes on in her life. Our emotions are highly tuned in to all the turmoil, all the pain, all the negativity that surrounds us. But, also, we are very much intuned to all the warmth, all the passion, all the love that our soulmate emits to us. We long to be loved & desired. We want to be held, to be comforted, to be loved beyond any other type of love that exists. We make ourselves beautiful for you because we want to hold your attention.

Valentine Auction 2010 Rules And Deadlines
Auction Rules: 1) If You Place A Bid On Someone, and circumstances beyond your control keep you from upholding your end of the bargain, don't just erase your bid, let me, Dj Maverick, Brokeass or Chief know. I will take care of that. 2) However you do bid, if you can not uphold your bid offer when the auction ends, payment to the person is between you two. It DOES not have to be an IMMEDIATE transaction. 3) When placing bids on others, DO NOT leave lewd or disrespectful comments on the photos, Or I will literally block you from the auction ( as well as my profile), this is for fun, if you wish to slander people, go find another website, I do not wish to see such things on my profile or on my auction entries photos. 4)The Person being bid on can REFUSE any bid placed on them. Auction Entries: If you wish to be in this auction. All Entries MUST be recieved by January 30th, 2010.. The auction will run from February 2nd. - February 10th, 20

Remedial Cosmetology
Saturday was perm and relaxer day and all the students in my class had to pair up and find a victim...err.. client to practice on. My first client dropped out for fear I would fuck up her hair. Oh well. I've had a bad perm before and you really can fuck up some hair permenantly so I get it. Luckily I found some one else to practice on with a relaxer. It was a busy day that day because not only did we have clients we also had some guys in making an industrial video. An industrial video is a video made for a company used to show what they do and how they do it. The company later uses them for promotion or to inspire the team. I did a lot of them back in the day. They are tedious because the people you are taping are always overly excited about being on camera to the point where they go slightly retarded. I call my class remedial because of the events I witnessed that day. First my instructor was so thrilled about someone video taping her she turned into a crazy lady. So concerned was

Why Men Are Never Depressed
Men Are Just Happier People-- What do you expect from such simple creatures.?Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth. The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own jars

Fumarriage
I am looking for someone who would like to get fumarried just for kicks. I am a fun person who can take jokes just like the next person and I am very faithful and loyal. I am also looking for someone who will perform the ceremony for 0 to nothing if at all possible. I thank you very much.

How To Shower Like A Woman/man
How To Shower Like a Woman Take off clothes and place them sectioned in laundry basket according to lights and darks.Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown.If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.Look at your womanly physique in the mirror - make mental note todo more sit-ups / leg-lifts, etc.Get in the shower.Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone.Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins.

The Spoiled Under-35 Crowd!!!
If you are 35 or older you will think this is hilarious!!!! When I was a kid, adults used to bore me to tearswith their tedious diatribes about how hard things were. When they were growing up; what with walking Twenty-five miles to school every morning Uphill.... barefoot... BOTH ways Yadda, yadda, yaddaAnd I remember promising myself that when I grew up,there was no way in hell I was going to lay a bunch of crap like that on kids about how hard I had it and how easy they've got it! But now that I'm over the ripe old age of thirty-five+, I can't help but look around and notice the youth of today.You've got it so easy! I mean, compared to mychildhood, you live in a damn Utopia! And I hate to say it but you kids today youdon't know how good you've got it!I mean, when I was a kid we didn't have The Internet. If we wanted to know something, We had to go to the damn library andlook it up ourselves, in the card catalogue for christ sake!!

Things That Make You Go "hmmm"
NAUGHTY APPLiCATiON" Best and hottest one will get a reply......1. Your Name:2. Age:3. Favorite position (s)?4. Do you think I'm hot?5. Would you have sex with me?6. lights on or off?7. Would you have to be drunk?8. Would you take a shower with me?9. Have you ever thought about having sex with me?10. Would you leave after or stay the night?11. Do you like cuddling afterwards?12. Condom or skin?13. Do you give Oral pleasures?14. Do you like to receive Oral Pleasures?15. Have sex on the first date?16. Would you kiss me during sex?17. Do you think I would be good in bed?18. Threesome?19. How many times would you like to cum?20. Would you use me as a booty call?21. Can I use you as a booty call?22. Do you like foreplay?23. What is foreplay to you?24. Can we take pictures of the act?25. Will you post this so I can fill it out for you?

Sent To Me Via E-mail
Recently the Chula Vista (CA) Police Department ran an e-mail forum (a question And answer exchange) with the topic being, "Community Policing." One of the Civilian e-mail participants posed the following question, "I would like to Know how it is possible for police officers to continually harass people and Get away with it?"From the "other side" (the law enforcement side) Sgt. Bennett, obviously a Cop with a sense of humor replied:"First of all, let me tell you this...it's not easy. In Chula Vista, we Average one cop for every 600 people. Only about 60% of those cops are on General duty (or what you might refer to as "patrol") where we do most of Our harassing."The rest are in non-harassing departments that do not allow them contact With the day to day innocents. And at any given moment, only one-fifth of The 60% patrollers are on duty and available for harassing people while the Rest are off duty. So roughly, one cop is responsible for harassing about 5,000 residents."When you toss i

A Mind
there is but nothing but today and yeaterday. i want to live for the moment and enjoy the pictures of the past. tomorrow dictates itself at this point. i get twisted and i get strange, but i have the sweetest heart. i like the things in life that make me smile like mohawks and tattoos. i will eventually get my ink, but life is too boring to recreate the picture right now

Just Stuff About Me
I have had a pretty decent life I would say .I have met many people along the way. Some just pass through, and they fade away, a few have came and gone, and came back again. It's always nice to have someone to love, but that is not the case for everyone. Sometimes when we really need someone, it's then when we realize just how much you mean to someone, or how much your own life means, I have recently had a minor heart attack, and I don't feel as if I should be old enough to start having these problems, but they are here now. Makes you think, and makes you wonder, just how many people would have even missed me. I know I have made a lot of friends in passing on fubar, but some have touched my heart along the way. This is just to thank you to all of those who truely are my friends. Thank you for being there for me. I am now thinking really hard about my life and those I choose to allow in. All the things that mattered before don't now and I have so much more to love about life now, like j

This Is Sooooooo True...lol
Seven Kinds Of Sex .... The 1st kind of sex is called ... Smurf Sex. This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and you both have sex until you are blue in the face. The 2nd kind of sex is called ... Kitchen Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for a short time and you are so needy you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen. The 3rd kind of sex is called ... Bedroom Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for a long time. Your sex has gotten routine and you usually have sex only in your bedroom. The 4th kind of sex is called ... Hallway Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the hallway you both say .... 'F**k You.' The 5th kind of sex is called ... Religious Sex. Which means you get Nun in the morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun at night. The 6th kind is called ... Courtroom Sex. This is when you cannot stand your wife/husband any more. She/he takes you to court and sc

The Spider
Welcome love said spider to fly Come be yourself, with me abide I’ll keep you here forever mine and cherish you with love sublime. The pretty words & promises’ sheen dim quickly when true actions seen. Save them all for someone who is easier fooled by the likes of you. Did you really think that I would entertain your alibis Save them for the other flies the ones still fooled by your false guise No more will I play the fool

Need 5 Mill Points In 24 Hours & Getting Bent Over
I have made it a point to keep track as much as possible (aside from trying to get much needed sleep)...and seems that Fu has gone mad and been screwing my points and deducting them from me...Fu Support sent a lame ass message back that I need to clear my browser history and they think I was looking at cached pages....I say not possible since I did do that and the point are still being taken away....(You can see my status comments about this) I know they reset every 24 hours DER DA FUCKIN DER!!!!! This still hasn't been 24 hours! 1,471,073 of 5,000,000 points 7:19 pm 1,814,515 of 5,000,000 points needed in 24 hours-piss on it...piss on fu 3,376,158 of 5,000,000 points 5:43 3,375,905 of 5,000,000 points 5:37 3,376,071 of 5,000,000 points 5:29 3,376,215 of 5,000,000 points 5:22 3,339,545 of 5,000,000 points 4:36 3,300,227 of 5,000,000 points 3:04 3,276,079 of 5,000,000 points 2:59 3,307,119 of 5,000,000 points 2:44 3,338,334 of 5,000,000 points 2:26 3,370,271 of 5,

Fear
i met my best friend about 7 yrs ago and she was telling me about losing her 6 yr old daughter i would cry with her and i thought i could understand how she felt and all that til Oct 27 2009 when i lost my 12 yr old daughter and it hit me hard that back then i had no clue what she was feeling til i have to go thru it.ashley was 12 so beautiful full of life blunt easy going til u made her mad and then she was only mad for a few n got over it...she had planned her life gonna go into the army and go to college and be someone and try and help all the fighting in the world cause she didnt like it...i grew up thinkin crying was a weakness and not to do it infront of ppl i am now learning that its ok to hurt to let ppl know u hurt and how u feel...i was and still am every now n then numb..some days i cant think others im mad as HELL and others i think i be ok...i have 4 other kids that help me get thru then i learned a few weeks ago that only i can get thru this only i can help myself...i fee

The Love Letter
....Been thinking of a lot lately. Mostly about my bad marriage and thinking if a persons soulmate really exsists..Below is a love letter that every woman should get at least once from her husband or special someone in their life >My dearest I long to be with you for as long as the moon shall shine in the sky. As long as the rays of sun shall fall on a new day. All I dream of is waking to your beautiful eyes every morning. You are the air I breathe, the light that fills me with joy. I want to spend the rest of my life with you. I want you to be the first face I see in the morning, and the last I see at night.

Need Help With Something
I was wondering if you all can help me with something , When it comes to your wedding day , would you write your own vows ??? if you do , this is for men and women , what would your vows say to your new husband/wife..please private message with your written wedding vows along with or seperatley , what you would write in a love letter to your future wife husband....

Stupid Or What?
My baby brother ronny was seeing this girl...she was pregnant when they started seeing eachother...he promised her he would be the father figure for her daughter seeing as the babies daddy died in a car accident....now she hasnt been the nicest person since the baby was born and i understand this..but he dont want to be responsible for another kid but he dont have the heart to tell the girl..so hes seeing different ppl behind her back...i know its wrong...but i just dont get involved with problems like this...but its my brother...shouldnt he be man enough to tell this girl he dont want all this right now...i mean to me its just not a smart thing...IDK..i love my brother but i think hes stupid i think im more scared over the girl..i mean shes young...and a mother...and shes lost the babies daddy and now my brother is being like this...i just dont want her to like freak out and like take her life or the babies or both...GRRRR LEAVE SOME COMMENTS YALL...its 4AM and i just g

Things That Go Bump In The Night
During my soooooooooooooooooo many years of marridge and living in different homes. My hubby and I have encountered things, we simply can not explain. And although we have tried, we get looked at as if our choo choo went chugging around the bend and fell off. But yanno I dont care if any one believes me, I know what I saw and smelled threw the years. I have seen a glass on the counter, nothing in it, and it just shatters for no reason, I have seen a hugeeeeeeeeeeee beetle crawl behind my coffee can and enter in the wall, my light that hadnt worked for months, suddenly turns on and its not even pluged in. Seeing a old lady out side my window, with her hair dun up nice, purple dress and pearls walk by. I go to the back of the house open the door thinking shes gonna knock, no one around, I run to the front nupe no one. Hubby says she would have to be 8ft tall for me to see her. in my kitchen getting my son a drink when I feel a hand on my shoulder. Hubby and oldest son se

Ramblings From A Music Lover
As some of you know, I am a little obsessed with music. I love to hear live music, and go to as many shows as possible. There is just something in the energy between a musician and the audience that I find to be so very powerful. I am the one singing along quietly and sometimes not so quietly. I am the one tapping my feet, and patting my knees, chair dancing if the venue does not have a dance floor. I am the one with the look of complete rapture on my face, and a smile from ear to ear. I have stated that music feeds my soul. It is the air that I need top breathe. I find that music can lift me to the heavens....I feel such joy at times. I need to feel that joy, so i just keep coming back for more. It is my drug. Well, music and a vodka martini! My favorite performers right now are Brandi Carlile, Shawn Mullins, Katie Herzig, John Hiatt, and Edwin McCain. I am most interested in the singer songwriter genre right now. This of course will change on a whim should I hear some

Words To Live By
Native American Ten Commandments Treat the Earth and all that dwell therein with respect Remain close to the Great Spirit Show great respect for your fellow beings Work together for the benefit of all Mankind Give assistance and kindness wherever needed Do what you know to be right Look after the well-being of Mind and Body Dedicate a share of your efforts to the greater Good Be truthful and honest at all times Take full responsibility for your actions

Just When I Was About To Give Up, Someone Came Into My Life
I was just about to give up on Dating, then I met someone. Her name is Geanine Rene Wallace. We started dating on the 16th of last month, tomorrow is our 1 month anniversary, and it's been the best month of my life. She doesn't treat me like a Door-Mat. The way everyone else used to do. I can honestly say that I'm falling in love with her. I find something else to fall in love with her about every day. Sometimes it's just the smallest thing, but it makes me fall harder. I can't imagine my life without her, and I don't really want to. She's gorgeous beyond belief, She's smart, funny. She has an amazing personality. Her voice sounds like an Angel. If I'm pissed, all I have to do is think about the sound of her voice, and just like that, it calms me down. In the past, she's been treated like shit. But the second she wanted to be with me, all of that was over. From now on, the only thing that she's going to be treated like, is a Princess. She is my everything, and it would kill

The Beard Report
I've had a beard since I was about 12. So recently I've noticed beards are making a comeback. That's good I suppose. Now I don't feel like a complete pariah. But, at the same time, it's kind of annoying. It seems people are starting to do this whole "all bearded people look alike thing". Maybe it's just me that see's this, but I bet it happens to others. The other night I went out with my buddy Rooster. We started drinking early on after a hard day of tattooing. We hit up this bar that had good beer at good prices and started to knock back several drinks...I lost track around beer 16 and shot number 5. Anyways, at some point, everyone in the damn bar decided to come up to me and tell me that I look like "that guy from The Hangover". I'm assuming they mean Zach Galifianakis. While I don't mind when people tell me I look like someone famous (for the longest time people told me I looked like Bill Murray in the Royal Tennenbaums) what annoys me is when they ask me to quote line

: 12 Types Of Women
1. Ms. Gold-DiggerAdvantagesa. You have some one to manage your money.b. She always looks good.c. She makes your other niggas jealous.d. She makes you look good.Disadvantagesa. When you get broke she'll be gone and take what you have left.b. She makes sure she has a child by you to sue you for child support.c. Once your nigga comes up she'll be on his arm the next day.2. Ms. Freak (secret lover)Advantagesa. She knows all the right positions.b. She'll try everything more than once.c. You're never unsatisfied.d. She'll do all the things your girl won't do.e. She doesn't mind being your freak, as long as she catches one too.Disadvantagesa. Eventually, b/c she's a female, she'll end up catching feelings.b. She starts to act like she's your "main".c. She fucks wit ya boy and act like you in the wrong for telling her that she's a freak.d. Eventually her shit gets old. And you need a replacement.3. Ms. IndependentAdvantagesa. You don't have to worry about buying her anything. She got it.b. Sh

If We Shared Our Lives Together
If we shared our lives together then why didnt we share our lives? As friends some keep secrets, as lovers some hold back truths, others grasp at straws to try and figure out what they dont know. But honestly if you truely loved or cared about whoever vwas or is in your life youd never have to lie to them or keep a secret. For if you loved them and they truely loved you nothing would break it or keep you apart As friends As lovers as family. One of my poems

Good By My Little Friend
He came to me about 10 years or so ago. I Just won from a neighbor. with a one month of life he brought Alex to my house. A few weeks later he was the King of the house and did everything (he wanted of course)Alex loved to curl up on the couch or in the bed with me. and watching TV , eating chips , he like drinking coffe after meal eat olives, cucumber, coffee with milk in the morning with bread and butter.Last time I got in at Alex in my arms he licked my face with a warmth that I had never felt before, yet I look at early morning, he looked at me with loving eyes and went back to sleep, and I also when I woke up my little friend was gone. leaving an empty lot a miss..... Alex was a dandy terrier

Morales
A woman came home from work late, tired and irritated, to find her 5-year old son waiting for her at the door. SON: 'Mummy, may I ask you a question?' MUM: 'Yeah sure, what it is?' replied the woman. SON: 'Mummy, how much do you make an hour?' MUM: 'That's none of your business. Why do you ask such a thing?' the woman said angrily. SON: 'I just want to know. Please tell me, how much do you make an hour?' MUM: 'If you must know, I make $20 an hour.' SON: 'Oh,' the little boy replied, with his head down. SON: "Mummy, may I please borrow $5?" The mother was furious, 'If the only reason you asked that is so you can borrow some money to buy a silly toy or some other nonsense, then you march yourself straight to your room and go to bed. Think about why you are being so selfish. I don't work hard everyday for such childish frivolities.' The little boy quietly went to his room and shut the door.. The woman sat down and started to get even angrier about the little boy's questions. How dare he a

Am I Wrong
I don't know if I am wrong or not. Here is my problem. I'm sick of sex, real sick of it. Up and down, in and out. No matter how you do it, it's the same BS. Now I've had more then my fair share I'm off point, rewind. I finally said, I need a woman. I told some people what I was looking for, and let it go. What I heard shocked me. I was told I was to picky. Picky, picky. All I said was age and everything don't matter. They just have to be easy to get along with and share my view on sex. Is that wrong or picky? I feel sex is only good for one thing.mking children. I already have one, so.............

Last Light
It is dark in this placeOnce filled with hopes and dreamsIt is now only hatred and painI am on my own sideEveryone else stays in the lightThey are filled with happiness While I am filled with anything but thatNo one is with meNo one will ever beThey are happy, I am notThey will never understand meNor will they ever wish toI can not blame themI would also want to remain happyBut I have forgotten howI don't know how to go back to the sunshineI only know rain and night nowI watch the moonIt is my only friendIt understands and listens Though it never talks to meIt helps me throughout my lifeIt is my last lightMy last light of hope, dream, and my one loveAnd that shall never die out

Open Relationships?
I have been in a relationship before where the person i was with wanted to be open so they could fool around with other people. So, tell me, what kind of relationship is that? When you are in a relationship, why would u want to be with someone else sexually? shouldn't that be something you save for your partner? I've heard people put certain "guidelines" on relationships like no kissing or cant have sex with the same person twice or no names exchanged, etc. If anyone on here has a comment to make on here regarding open-relationships, please do so. Personally, I am a one man type guy (yea, i'm gay)....I want to find that ONE guy to be with, and hopefully have a Life-long relationship with.....Is that possible anymore?

A Woman
"Whatever you give a woman she is going to multiply..If you give her a sperm, she'll give you a baby..If you give her a house, she'll give you a home.. If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal.. If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart.. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her. So if you give her any crap, you can expect a ton of shit."

The Lengths People Will Go
to those who know... this is the length that people will go to make themselves feel special and to destroy others.... a letter by HER.. My life, my love, my happiness has finally come together and everything is perfect now. You have made it that way. I don't know what i'd do without you now. I'd be lost and so depressed. When you came into my life, the light shined through the darkness, and the clouds and rain went waya. You made such a difference in my life that everyboyd noticed and was very thrilled for me. You mean everything to me and you always will. I love you more than life itself. I wouldn't even have to give it a thought and I would die for you in an instant. I'm extremely happy that I have found you because you are my soul mate, my other half, my heart, my soul, you complete me in everyway and for that I am very greatful. I never wanna lose you. You are my one and only. You are my destiny. You are my True Love. now to this person its terrible you could sit there a

Dealing
For those who know me have known somewhat about me being a little sick for the last year or so. Six months ago I was diagnoised with pvd (peripheral vascular disease) which is very progressive. I had already back in march had 2 stents placed due to 100% blockage on my left leg and 90% on my right...everything had gone perfect until now..another blockage has become apparent now I am set to go back into surgery Monday. I have a wonderful card. doctor..this I am thankful for. I need so much for positive energy to be sent my way..a candle lit..or just a thought...hugs to all my wonderful friends here!!!! Lots of Love Sandra

On Being A Proper Dominant Master.. For Those Who Are Interested..
Dominatrix vs Mistress Those just entering the BDSM world will find the abundant usage of both of these words by members of the online community. This is primarily due to the rapid growth of access and the restrained attainability of quality texts to correctly interpret what these words mean within the community itself. Up to a few years ago the BDSM world was a tightly closed and almost secret society. Membership in this society was kept totally private and hidden with significant effort. Entree into the community was by referral and accompaniment only. Protocols or rules of conduct were strict and strongly enforced, not from some control standpoint but because those rules emerged from bitterly hard lessons in survival. A Dominant is a person with a dominant aspect in their personality. A Master is a Dominant with significant real life BDSM experience. They are not the same. It can be fairly said that all Master/Mistress's are Dominant. It cannot be said that

Reflecting
Lately I've been kicking myself in the ass. I often wonder how stupid I can get...why I've made some of the decisions I have in my life, and then realizing ultimately that all of this is simply self inflicted misery for which there is no coming back from. Sometimes I find myself hating the things I've said, the things that I've done that layed any doubt. Yet I can't change it. And it pisses me off to no end. Seems like no matter what I do to keep from hurting people, someone always ends up getting hurt and its pissing me off. I'm tired of crying myself to sleep, wondering how I can fix things, feeling like a complete and total fool. But I should. I did it. Repeating actions I swore to myself I'd never do again. It's hard though. Especially now. With trying to get everything lined up for college, the one you love is so far away you can't do anything to help when they need you, realizing that you could have been there when she did and because of a day worth of stupidity, fucking that up.

Ehhh Bored
SUBJECT ONE- THE OUTSIDE What's your name? TRACILYN How tall are you? 5'10" What color are your eyes? Blue What color is your hair? Brown Are you Male or Female? Female What is your best physical feature? Eyes & TaTas Glasses, yes or no? No Did you ever have braces? No On a typical day you are wearing? Scrubs When you go to bed you're wearing? tshirt & pjpants How often do you exercize? walk everynight SUBJECT TWO- MUSIC Name two of your favorite bands. Eli Young Band Breaking Benjiman Name two songs you currently love. Daughtry-Life After You Eli Young Band-Always The Love Songs What are the preset stations in your car? Kase 101-100.7 KVET-98.1 What's the last CD you bought? I don't buy cds Was the last CD you burned an actual CD or a mix? Mix Name one band you're embarrassed to like but do? I'm not embarrassed by any that I like If you could only attend 1 concert ever again, it would be? Merle Haggard

Boyfriend
You pride yourself on your open, honest relationship. But that doesn't mean you should blurt out any thought that comes to mind. Sometimes, a comment that seems perfectly harmless to you might be hurtful, awkward or just plain irritating to your boyfriend. Excelle has identified 10 such comments. Ignore us at your own risk! 1) "My ex did the exact same thing!" Whether it's a desirable resemblance (they both always hold the door open) or a less desirable one (neither one showers often enough), your boyfriend never wants to hear that he's anything like your ex. Ever. You don’t want him to feel like you're always comparing the two of them, do you? Think about it: Do you really want him to imagine that he does other things just like your ex? Doubtful. Plus, he might think you're still hung up on your former flame. Either way, a comment like this won’t do much for his self-esteem. So the next time you experience boyfriend deja-vu, keep it to yourself. 2) "Helen's pregna

Quotes
1. Liars when they speak the truth are not believed. 2.It is always the best policy to speak the truth--unless, of course, you are an exceptionally good liar. 3.Lies are like children: they're hard work, but it's worth it because the future depends on them. 4.Respect yourself and others will respect you. 5.That you may retain your self-respect, it is better to displease the people by doing what you know is right, than to temporarily please them by doing what you know is wrong. 6.I tend to live in the past because most of my life is there. 7.Be entirely tolerant or not at all; follow the good path or the evil one. To stand at the crossroads requires more strength than you possess. 8.Never pretend to a love which you do not actually feel, for love is not ours to command. 9.Such is the inconsistency of real love, that it is always awake to suspicion, however unreasonable; always requiring new assurances from the object of its interest. 10.The meeting of two personalities i

1-12-10
Well everyone who knows me, knows that I had to have a hystorectomy because of cancer on the 12th. I went in to have it done and everything went well with the initial surgery. I got out of recovery and into my room and was doing fine. My doctor came by to check on me about 2 that afternoon and she noticed that i was pale, listless and that nothing was coming throught the cathedar. Most of this I'm gonna tell you now I only know from what was told to me. I was out of it because I was slowly dying. I was in and out of consiousness and wasn't responsive and the doctor was getting really worried. They changed the cathedar and still couldn't get anything so they rushed me into surgery again. I was in surgery the second time for over 5 hours. When the doctor came out she informed my mother that I had slipped one of my initial stiches and was bleeding internally. I had lost so much blood that they had to give me 4 pints. I had 3 insisions from the scope to try and find where I was bleeding

Down To Common Sense, Or Down To Instinctual Science
When you are born you are given one life, this life is regarded as the most important thing in the world. It will be stretched to its limits and treated with all the luxuries it can afford. If someone is given a single dollar and told to use it wisely normally they dont care too much and squander it without hesitation. If someone is given 6 billion dollars they will be overwhelmed with joy and are much more likely to make intelligent financial decisions. It's odd that people value a single life so much and a single dollar so little yet we spend most of our lives working to attain money and ignore the prospects in the people around us. Life is more valuable than money and it's a far more useful commodity. There are roughly 6 billion people in the world, use them wisely

Fumafia ???s
So, I'm still just getting used to FuMafia (awesome, by the way), and I was just wondering, what constitutes a kill? My stats say I have no kills, but I have collected 2 bounties and attacked one person who then was hospitalized and nothing changed in my stats. I know this may be a silly or obvious question, but I was wondering about that. If anyone can answer or better expalin this to me, that would be super helpful and much appreciated... Thanks!

Poetry
Depression by William Hemig Your beauty intoxicates all you encounter,Yet you fail to notice,Your mind starts to wonder?You've had a rough time,Though now it is over,But yet you continue clinging to what is left over,And in doing this your depression grows deeper,Pulling you apart at the seams,Causing you to unravel and fall to you knees,Pondering desperately: "How much worse can it be? "To ease your mind of your terrible burden,You bargain with Satan (as if he cares),Giving you a release, in turn for your soul:That you believe tarnished and not worth much at all,When all of your friends have been with you till now,But here comes the crossroads up ahead,They give you a choice: "Stand tall or fall down."\You have your beauty and charm,Your intelligence and grace,Good friends and your health,What more does it take for you?

H.r.3974
for H.R. 3974 Viral Hepatitis and Liver Cancer Control and Prevention Act of 2009 (Introduced in House) After reading this legislation in full, the Board of Directors of Debbullan Inc. have convened and agreed to fully support H.R. 3974. As currently written, this legislation well-opens the door to the future funding of Hepatitis focused programs as well as holds the best interests of the entire citizenship of the United States of America in its attention toward: * Prevention * Education (of medical professional to average citizen) * Vigilance of infection statistics and more You can read the entire bill in PDF version by accessing this link: HR3974 PDF SOLIDARITY OF VOICE Be well noted, there is more at hand than simply supporting the existence of this pending legislature. We wish to see this legislature progress through the US House of Representatives to the Senate. We see this as defining moment in the creation of a direly needed voice of solidarity calling attention to

A Getting To Know You Thingiemabob
Getting to Know You Share If you've been tagged or you are reading this, you have the honor of copying all these goofy questions, writing your own response, and tagging 25 other victims. You have to tag me so really you just need 24 more people. If I tagged you, it's because I want to know more about you - but not in a creepy stalker kind of way. To do this, go to “notes” under tabs on your profile page, paste these instructions in the body of the note, type your title as "Getting to know each other!", tag 25 people including me (tagging is done in the right hand corner of the app) then click publish. 1. What time did you get up this morning? 7:30ish am 2. How do you like your steak? Rare/med rare with s&p 3. What was the last film you saw at the cinema? The Blindside 4. What is your favorite TV show? Um..Husband hogs the remote 5. If you could live anywhere in the world where would it be? Where I am 6. What did you have for breakfast? Usually oat bran (make it like oat

Kiss The Rain
Hello?Can you hear me?Am I getting through to you?HelloIs it late there?There's a laughter on the lineAre you sure ya there alone?Cos I'm trying to explainSomethings wrong You just don't sound the sameWhy don't you?Why don't you?Go outside?Go outside?Kiss the RainWhenever you need meKiss the RainWhenever I'm gone too longIf your lips fell hungry and thirstyKiss the Rain And wait for the dawnKeep in mindWere under the same skyAnd the nightsAs empty for me as for youIf you feel you can't wait till morning Kiss the Rain*3Hello?Do you miss me?I hear you say you do,But not the way I'm missing youWhats new?Hows the weather?Is it stormy where you are?cos your so close but it seems like your so farSo would it mean anything?If you knew,What I'm left imaginingIn my mindIn my mindWould you go?Would you go?Kiss the RainAnd you fallOver meThink of meThink of meThink of meOnly meKiss the RainWhenever you need me Kiss the rainWhenever I'm gone too longIf your lips fell hungry and temptedKiss the Rain

The Last Time You Will Break My Heart
The Last Time You Will Break My Heart I'm done with her, i'm done with the head games... i'm tired of watching the kids get hurt because she's a lie'n little bitch. and i'm tired of loving her and not having her. So this is what i'm going to do. i'm not going around her. i'm done talking to her, i'm done waiting around for her. and as much as it will hurt me, and our son. and her daughters who have become attached to me. someday the pain may subside. I'm done with her. i can't take the pain she puts me thru or the kids thru. Elizabeth you lead me on with your kiss's and words.. then blow off our son to go to the bar. it's complete bullshit. and i'm not having it anymore. as far as i'm conserned your dead to alex and I. enjoy your life and forget we even exsist. oh wait you already have unless it benifets you.. I love you and always will but i would rather rip my heart out by walking away from you than seeing and feeling what you keep doing to me and the kids. If i haven't found a job

How To Be An Alpha Sub
How to Be Alpha Submissive without Hardly Trying Just about every one I've been reading using the phrase "alpha submissive" uses it to mean the submissive at the top of a heap of other submissives. But alpha comes from within, not from without. If you are not in a poly relationship, you may still be alpha in your submissiveness.1. Speak your mind. Sing it. Gesture, use semaphore, write...but always express yourself coherently, completely, and cogently. Do not waffle, hedge, prevaricate, filibuster, or manipulate.2. Maintain yourself as an individual FIRST and a partner SECOND. That way, when you're between partners, or you choose not to be with anyone, you have no loss of self-identity. But then, if you can choose not to be with anyone, you may already be alpha.3. Don't form the habit (or break it if this post comes too late) of automatically wondering "what would my dominant think?" Know how YOU feel about a thing first, THEN consider him. And don't change your mind if yo

Fallen
Because of him I never sleep alone anymore. Silently he creeps into my window without a single breath givin. Because of him my dreams are never lonely. He calls me there..to his arms.. his darkened heart. There .. he waits... Because of him my thirst for eternity is never quenched...Never allowing to fully engulf into the dark abyss to which he has surcummed. Because of him I will slowly wither and fade..he will go on but not another like me was ever made. He has become my dark lover.. my demon.. my menace... my curse. But because of him... I will never be lonely again... to my immortal.. my dark lover... my dark king .

Poetry
I need someone to hold me when I am cold I need someone to slow me down when life is passing me by I need someone who needs guidance as much as I I need someone in a time of need that will force my potential out when I can't I need someone who will forgive me for yesterday, accept me for today, and love me till tomorrow is late I need someone that wants me and only me, not my friends I need someone who is not looking for an image, but a personality and an idea I fear that my needs may be too simple for you and that you will take advantage. Though, my head does not support a fohawk, it holds up a complex and understanding mind... I need someone who will love and share it.

Just A Biker
JUST A BIKERBut, You Didn't See MeI saw you, hug your purse closer to you in the grocery store line.But, you didn't see me, put an extra $10.00 in the collection plate last Sunday.I saw you, pull your child closer when we passed each other on the sidewalk..But, you didn't see me, playing Santa at the local mall.I saw you, change your mind about going into the restaurant.But, you didn't see me, attending a meeting to raise more money for the hurricane relief.I saw you, roll up your window and shake your head when I drove by.But, you didn't see me, riding behind you when you flicked your cigarette butt out the car window.I saw you, frown at me when I smiled at your children.But, you didn't see me, when I took time off from work to run toys to the homeless.I saw you, stare at my long hair.But, you didn't see me, and my friends cut ten inches off for Locks of Love.I saw you, roll your eyes at our leather coats and gloves.But, you didn't see me, and my brothers donate our old coats and glov

Austin's Common Sense
Okay...so what the hell is with Twitter and Facebook these days? I am so sick of seeing major companies telling us to follow them on twitter, and just now I saw an ad that said "Follow Fubar on Twitter" .......NO, I'm already on Fubar's actual website, why do I want to follow you on Twitter? How will I learn more than already being on your fucking website? Even CNN is getting into the madness saying Follow them on Twitter or Facebook....NO! You're CN-FUCKING-N, a 24-hour news program...if I want to follow CNN i'll turn on the damn TV to CNN or go to CNN.com if I want to do it online! I just wonder if we'll ever see the day when we can follow Facebook on Twitter, and Twitter opens a Facebook account.

Poetry By Me (not Yours)
Just do what you do... I’ll leave you be... Just know you are breaking my heart that much you should see...Love who you wanna love... Why not look forward to change... It’s only my life and our children’s you will totally rearrange...Peace is out of my mind... Without you I see no stars... Heaven holds no regards!!!Without you in my life I’ll live on... I’ll want you all the time... And pray to god again one day you will be mine...So go on close your eyes and sleep... You just can’t care to see... How this is killing every piece of me... Pry me off you like the parasite I am... I’m just a clingy old devoted cancer... In your mind I’ve become nothing more than a monster...Take your life where you want to take it... I’ll follow mine to wherever it leads... Lost in darkness searching the seas...The muscle in my chest just a space... Nothing but a hole needing filled in... Half of my heart is yours I gave the other to my children...I lo

Whatever
time to rebuild the wall around my heart..he chipped it away stone by stone and he wasn't even trying..i know he'll never love me..no biggie..no man ever has..but i'm content to sit and love him..be his friend..whatever..there's no one i'm hurting but myself..there's no one in the real world that is even semi-interested..the few i have met on line who are even remotely close by are just playing the same old games..so who cares? i've tried to push him out..let someone else in..but no one comes close..it's my life..i'll live alone die alone..doesn't really matter anymore..i'm not letting myself cry over it.. I Love You Baby. I've never told you upfront for one reason. I know what you're gonna say. So I'm sticking by the promise I made to myself a year and a half ago when that one other man who could even compare to you told me the same thing. *sigh* I'll never tell another man how I really feel again. It's not worth the pain and humiliation when you find out you're only good enuf for

A Quiz Thingy Borrowed From ~t~'s Blog
1. What time did you get up this morning?-- 10:30 AST2. How do you like your steak?-- medium rare3. What was the last film you saw at the cinema? Sherlock Holmes *fantastic*4. What is your favorite TV show? Lost Law & Order SVU5. If you could live anywhere in the world where would it be? Sweden, no contest.6. What did you have for breakfast? I haven't quite gotten around to brekkie yet.

Un-named
Goodbye Was the last thing you said to me No why A million reasons without a word You walked out and never looked back I tried so hard just to hate you In tears is how you left me Ripped my heart out after all we've been through You can't see What you mean to me I'm so broken Not another that completes me Why did it have to be this way Why did you just walk away How could this be You were my everything Long gone I've tried so hard just to move on It hurts When I think back to the memories Every time I see you now The tears stream down my face My mind starts to race again And think about what I did wrong I miss you so much Just want to feel your touch The taste of your kiss So many things i miss Why did it have to be this way Why did you just walk away How could this be You were my everything I won't go on My fingers runs across the trigger It won't be long I'll soon end this anger Then a hand reaches out There's a voice in

I don't know exactly what it is Her smile, her style, or her profile That drives me so crazy And drives me so wild Her beauty leaves me breathless And draws the words from my lips The words I dare not speak to her Drives my mind to throw fits And her names echoes through the walls Driving me near to insanity Resulting in my inner soul Falling further into calamity As I attempt to sleep at night Her whispers taunt me in my ear And all I can do to is wonder out loud When again will my thoughts be done and clear?

Giggles An Thoughts
hi all am claire (waves) totally new to fubar so any help would be great :) slowly build up my profile just popped on few things to get started ... really enjoyed work today might be getting a promotion an also booked tickets to see twisted wheel on 19th fab :) something fab to look faorward to. take care claire xoxox

Drama
Has anyone else noticed all the god damned drama?? lol this isnt real life ppl get over it!! Im getting annoyed with all the pity parties and noone likes me im so ugly bull crap...anyone else?? lmao its like high school all over again but with more typing lmao

Ginenrhard Radio
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Smokers
Since this seems the best place to BITCH about something and have it read by MANY people... let me try BITCHING here then. I love, yes just LOVE, how people can tell you they know just how FRUSTRATING it can be over something. You have people that know you can't be around something due to your medical issues yet people... put you around the issue on purpose. That is right, on purpose. Smokers, yes what wonderful worthless piece of crap people. You heard me right. They are completely WORTHLESS. It's a crying god damn shame that they are even allowed to co-exsist in this world with us. It's a bigger crying shame that it's illegal for us to kill them. I think that is the ONLY thing that keeps their asses safe. Why? Oh why do you ask? It's due to the fact that they are inconsidered piece of shits. Yes they are. For those who have medical issues that prevents them from being around that horrid little habbit of a smoker, well the smokers don't care so long as they can have that poison. No th

Sinful Rawker
I dont mean to bug you . . . but I need two seconds of your timeand a click of your cursor. Are you game?I am in a contest to win a Happy Hour . . . Please rate the picture below for me!! Thank you so much in advance!!

Cyber Sex
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Mumms
Last night I made my first MuMM and it got pulled off for not following the guide lines. It was an honest mistake. It wasn't offensive or was not NSFW material. They pulled it off and they didn't say I was punished or anything. However, I can no longer place comments on MuMMs, I can vote, but just not Comment. How do i get the right to place comments back??

Html Comments
I have HTML comments enabled, but no matter what, i try to post HTML code in comments (even my own) and it says it dont work.....but my settings show that HTML is enabled for EVERYONE, i typed in the captcha and saved it.....so its just bein retarded to me....but, oh well...here is the HTML i was gonna post in Raistlins blog regarding Merlot Music: PROBLEM SOLVED: Thanks Papi! (Must be on here for 2 weeks)PS: Raistlin is freakin HAWT!! (h)

Breakdown
I am so close to the edge my toes are hanging off. I know I'm going to fall, I'm just not sure when.I'm afraid I'm going to hurt someone or myself.I can see the light at the end of the tunnel, the silver lining in my storm cloud, my pot of gold at the end of the rainbow, my happy ending but it seems to get a little further away with each passing day.I gotta get out of here, it's for the best.

A Real Good Day!
Today is Spectacular.... because: 1. Even if that ultrasound technician was a cunt the results from the ultrasound make me happy. My baby is a very low risk for Down Syndrome or any other birth defects besides having Jeff and I as parents 2. I went to a low risk Maternity clinic where i met a great nurse and doctors that could perform the delivery. I hear my baby's heart rate for the first time..... 150 beats per minute... 3. Jeff somehow convinced me to go threw Prenatal classes again in my happy mood.. Ill kill him later. 3. for the last 4 days i have not been constipated. 4. I dont feel nauseated and i ate glossettes. 5. I got a new book called the lovely bones and yes i know its going to be a movie but i really prefer reading to watching movies 6. the guy that lives with us hasn't been home in 2 days ever since I left that face book comment "If you live with me you might want to run away for a while" 7. This week the government will finally be paying me and I will go out

Men & Woman Parts
Why is it that when someone sends you a message in your shout box the first question is something to do with seeing you naked..Now im not placing the blame on either sex cause i think both are equally as quilty..but damm.. What the fuck is the the big dam deal? Dont all tits n cock basically look alike? (yes there are different sizes n shapes and in some cases color) But damm do you really got to act like you never seen either one before.. Some ppl wonder why noone will talk to them or why they alone..Umm HELLOOOO...

The Rants And Raves Of Sane Psycho.
So, I realized today that I haven't posted something in here for a while. It actually seems like my last one just up and disappeared.. So thoughts now swirl as I make another attempt at placing another entry into this journal.. So here it is. Lets start from the beginning. The last time I made an entry I'll admit I was being a bit dramatic if not a bit over zealous in the entry. I was going through some hard times. Very hard times. But then again, don't we all have those periods of time? More often then not with some I must admit. Anyway, back to the topic at hand. I managed to get my finances back under control and I am no longer on the verge of pulling a McVey, if you understand what I mean. I found in this time that not only my closest friends helped pull me out of the slump I was falling into, but also the more obvious, Music. More in particuliar, Breaking Benjamin and Five Finger Death Punch. The lyrics helped me see things more clearly and made me realize that my life is not

60 Things Most Ladies/women Want, But Will Never Ask For.
60 THINGS A GAL/LADY/WOMAN WANTS BUT WONT ASK FOR!!1. Touch her waist.2. Actually talk to her.3. Share secrets with her.4. Give her 1 of your sweatshirts5. Kiss her slowly.Are you remembering this?6. Hug her.7. Hold her.8. Laugh with her.9. Invite her everywhere.10. Hangout with her and your friends together.KEEP READING11. Smile with her.12. Take pictures with her.13. Pull her onto your lap.14. When she says she loves you more, deny it. Fight back.15. When her friends say i love her more than you, deny it. fight back and hug her tight so she can't get to her friends. it makes her feel loved.Are you thinking of someone?16. Always hug her and say hi whenever you see her.17. Kiss her unexpectedly.18. Hug her from behind around the waist.19. Tell her she's beautiful.20. Tell her the way you feel about her.One last thing you need to do to show her you actually do mean it.21. Open doors for her, walk her to her car (if any)- it makes her feel protected, plus it never hurts to act like a gen

About Me
I don't even know where to start, I work hard always think of others before myself. I have 2step daughters that i raised since i was 18 and they were 2 & 6monsold, now to be 27 and 25 i have my pride and joy jessica who will be 20 in march. i have 4grandkids and one on the way. I sometimes hate being so kind but i cant help it, Its like i have to think twice to be mean. I've had old boyfriends tell me how beautifull i am but still are so mean. I stay to myself cause thats the safest to me. I'm so afraid of love cause the min i fall is the sec im kicked. I wish my life was different, I wish someone would love me the way i would love them. not into the long distance love thing cause thats like still haven no one. i dont want to go to go to bed alone anymore but looks like i will be growing old by myself. so all can do is smile and just be glqad im alive. i love my daughter and my new granddaughter. they live in another state i miss them so much. i loved my ex husband for 17yrs for him to

Here To Meet New Local Friends
I am back here . Ben away for a while but looking to meet new friends and hopefully someone nice to share sweet moments with and enjoy time together doing and shareing our time. Hit me up , IM REAL... NOT INTO BS. OR GAMES!!!

Shannon Marie's Blog
Rules: Once you've been tagged, you are supposed to write a note with 100 Truths about you. At the end, choose 15 people to be tagged. You have to tag the person who tagged you. WHAT WAS YOUR: 1. Last beverage = Diet Coke 2. Last phone call = Sean 3. Last text message = Terry 4. Last song you listened to = Do You Remember - Jay Sean ft. Lil Jon 5. Last time you cried = almost today, but less than a week ago. HAVE YOU EVER: 6. Dated someone twice = Yes 7. Been cheated on = Yes 8. Kissed someone & regretted it = Yes. 9. Lost someone special = Yes. 10. Been depressed = Yes LIST FOUR FAVOURITE COLOURS: 11. Green 12. Hot Pink 13. Purple 14. Black THIS YEAR HAVE YOU: (2009) 15. Made a new friend = Yes 16. Fallen out of love = Yes 17. Laughed until you cried = All the time lol 18. Met someone who changed you = Yes 19. Found out who your true friends were = Yes, definitely. 20. Found out someone was talking about you = Yup, what else is new lol 21. Kissed anyone on your

Contest Help Request
Hey everybody! Sinful Rawker is in a contest to win a HH and is asking for help....She is at 500 rates and the first one to get to 1000 rates wins...Please show her support and go rate her pic.

How Many Licks?
My status yesterday was the famous "How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop?" In the spirit of the above phrase I set out to see if I could answer the question that many said couldn’t be done. So I set up my station at work and as luck would have it I was assigned Timer Test calls. What does that mean to you? Well unless you have an alarm system, it means nothing. However, to me it was the opportunity to seek out the answer. Because it was going to be yet another boring night making senseless calls to those that pay for a service however get pissed when you call to let them know there could be a problem. Back to the task at hand, shall we? So as I took my first signal, I opened my Blue Tootsie Pop. To make sure I wouldn’t loose track I pulled out paper and pen to make tick marks in groups of 5. This making the counting process easier at the end of the search of how many licks does it take? Especially, since I am not a mathematici

About Women
This is some real talk right here.... Whatever you give a woman, she will make it greater. If you give her sperm, she`ll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she`ll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she`ll give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she`ll give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her. So,if you give her......... any crap, be ready to receive a ton of shit...

"solace Seekers"
"So I think we should start a new trend on Fubar. All of the really nice people who dont want to be perved and want a true friend should come say hi, add me and lets be a community of friends we can be proud of and find solace in. Lets make each other smile" This was my status one day and i had an amazing response from both men and women who thought this would be a great idea to have here in fubar. It quickly went from a status, to an idea, followed by concept, and into the creation of the "Solace Seekers". The idea is simple, a group of people that can be trusted to chat with, vent, and help everyone inside of the group to level and be free of drama, perversion, fu whoring, and help create smiles on an other wise bad day. The rules are simple as well; 1) Have an approved salute 2) Anyone caught fu whoring or perving will be blocked by all in the group a) fu whoring is described as offering nsfw

"live Valentine Auction""
THE H.H.H. LOUNGE GRAND OPENING VALENTINES AUCTION OPEN TO THE PUBLIC..FEB,13th Saturday Night at 8pm est time till CLICK HERE TO SEE MORE ABOUT>>> IF WANTA JOIN JUST LEAVE COMMENT BELOW ...SIGN UP EARLY SO NOT LAST ONE CALLED UP TO THE AUCTION BLOCK..BE SURE TO JOIN LOUNGE TO BUY OR BE SOLD CLICK BANNER TO GO TO LOUNGE. hosted by : DRKGRNEYES Commnet3 CLICK HERE TO GO TO THE LOUNGE

Poetry
My mind is overwhelmed with thoughts of death and those of life. not understanding much of either or even the fear. you spend so many years searching for the forgiver not knowing truely of his existence with only the words of the promiser to guide you the hope of the there after surrounds you you close your eyes and whisper goodbye and slip away to your darkest hour and you wait and you wonder has my fate been sealed have I been forgiven or is this the gates of hell... I wrote this shortly after we buried my Uncle Johnny,, When my mind was filled with the thoughts of not knowing....

Apologize
I'm holding on your rope Got me ten feet off the ground And I'm hearing what you say But I just can't make a sound You tell me that you need me Then you go and cut me down But wait... You tell me that you're sorry Didn't think I'd turn around and say.. That it's too late to apologize, it's too late I said it's too late to apologize, it's too late I'd take another chance, take a fall, take a shot for you And I need you like a heart needs a beat (But that's nothing new) Yeah yeah I loved you with a fire red, now it's turning blue And you say Sorry like the Angel Heaven let me think was you, But I'm afraid It's too late to apologize, it's too late I said it's too late to apologize, it's too late Woahooo woah It's too late to apologize, it's too late I said it's too late to apologize, it's too late I said it's too late to apologize, yeah I said it's too late to apologize, yeah I'm holding on your rope Got me ten feet off the ground...

Dragons
Dragons aren't real... that said now on to the real reality.Dragons exist, not physically but spiritually....Dragons have been misrepresented for all the years of Dragon lore. they are firce (if betrayed) they are loving (once a dragon finds its "one" there is No other that can take its place), but they are also somewhat promiscuous.... Silly ( to humans) they will gaurd a "pretty" forever against no one. just guard it. they are quite emotional and not particularly smart. Dragons love shiny, beautiful things and will freely share them with others and show them off. but do not ever damage a Dragons "pretty" for then you shall see the firce side of a Dragon! Dragons have never been known to just harm somone ( I think the tales of destroyed villages came frome someone hurting one of his "prettys" ) those sacrificed virgins...? ever notice that they are just gone? no tales of body parts, they allways asume that they were eaten!!! more like they were made warm and loved and cherished.A D

Forgiveness
All mistakes CAN b forgiven. All ill spoken words CAN b replaced with words of love. All broken hearts CAN b mended with time and LOTS of love. People are only human, they do make mistakes. If it was once, then forgive them for their transgressions and allow them to earn your trust again. The greatest mistakes in life happen when u dont love allow urselves space to grow and learn to forgive. Time isnt on anyones side, so if there is someone that has begged, pleaded, gotten on their knees in order to get a second chance. Forgive them and allow them to make things right. But dont harbor hate and anger towards them (it will never get any better if u keep making more problems caused by anger). Remember this, if they are on their knees (literally) they honestly do regret their actions, words and everything else they have done. Life is to short to not forgive and move forward in your relationship.

Remembering Mom
How is it that we can never take the pain away for our children. Losing a family member is not easy and when it comes to a child losing their grammy and all the emotions that go along with that, is unbearbale. My Mom is the most AMAZING person I have ever met and I am lucky enough to be her daughter. Her amazing strength and courage through out her life is what has given me the ability to be strong for my children even though I am dying inside myself. Watching my children struggle through this has been the hardest thing I have ever been put through. Keeping her memory alive in our hearts is what keeps me going. I know that no matter what she is looking down on us all and smiling. She was so sick for so long and losing her was bittersweet. Just knowing that she is free from pain and suffering makes the loss a little easier to bare. Mom we LOVE you big as the sky to the moon and back, FOREVER and ALWAYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I MISS YOU MOM

Sacred Sexuality
Tantra...sacred sexuality Tantra like Yoga or Zen, is a path to enlightenment, which has its roots in India. It is nicknamed the "science of ecstasy" and focuses on heightening and prolonging the special awareness and rapport that exists between lovers during lovemaking. This view holds that the greatest source of energy in the universe is sexual, and places high value on ritualized intercourse. Sexual orgasm is seen as a cosmic and divine experience. Tantric philosophy also teaches that everything is to be experienced playfully, yet with awareness and a sense of sacredness in every gesture, every sensory perception, and every action. The path of Tantra is a spiritual one, which includes and appreciates the experience of our sexuality and sensuality as a conscious meditation, as a flowing together of the physical, erotic and cosmic energies. If you were a devoted student of tantric philosophy, you would go through an extensive program of physical, sexual and mental exer

Staff Updates
To All Staff: We are hosting a Live Auction on February 6th, 2010 @8pm EST! We want all staff to participate in the even and anyone else you are friends with. The more people we have in, the better the bids will be. So please invite everyone to this event in Big Daddy’s Hot Spot and Bar! Everyone who isn’t already will need to become a member to bid or be auctioned off! No exceptions please, we want people to become part of our family as well. Makes the lounge a lot more fun and interesting. So what I need from you now is your offers for the auction. I’m helping DJ Thunder round them all up so he is ready to go the day of. We would like them as soon as possible. You can either reply to this message or go to DJ Thunder’s page and send him a private message there too. His link is… Ðj~Thuñdër~Röll~Påñthër@ßiģ Ðåddŷ\'ş Ĥöţşpöţ@ fubar If you have any questions please contact DJ Thunder or Missyl

Arch Angel A*k*a (priest)
I've ben playing fumafia for sometime now and just reached lvl22 its pretty cool but could be worked on alittle. It always sucks when you have people hatten on ya and what not because your better than them, thats Y they place hits out on ya. Go to hell to all them hatta's who hat on me, for I am coming with vengance and leave nothen to salvage in my destrction.

How To Love A Woman
If she doesnt call you [ Its because she is waiting for you to call her ] When she walks away from you mad [ Follow her ] When she stare's at your mouth [ Kiss her ] When she pushes you or hit's you [ Grab her and dont let go ] When she start's cussing at you [ Kiss her and tell her you love her ] When she's quiet [ Ask her whats wrong ] When she ignore's you [ Give her your attention ] When she pull's away [ Pull her back ] When you see her at her worst [ Tell her she's beautiful ] When you see her start crying [Just hold her and dont say a word ] When you see her walking [ Sneak up and hug her waist from behind ] When she's scared [ Protect her ] When she lay's her head on your shoulder [ Tilt her head up and kiss her ] When she steal's your favorite hat [ Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night] When she tease's you [ Tease her back and make her laugh ] When she doesnt answer for a long time [ reassure her that everything is okay ] When she look's at you with d

Self
I once read that a mans value is measured by his wealth. This made no sense to me ,for I thought value and wealth were the same thing. I excepted this theory and tried in my life to strive for wealth. As i got older I attained money and figured since i had wealth i had defined my value. Then, i realized one day the true meaning of wealth.I lost everything i cared about in my life,although i still had monetary value, I had lost the most important thing in my life. She was the moon and the stars to me. When i saw her smile, I smiled. When i saw her cry I cried. when she hurt i hurt, when she laughed, we laughed. Nothing could prepare me for our wedding day I knew she was the one i wanted to spend my life with, I never even had a second thought about it. When she showed up to the wedding it was supposed to be the happiest day of our lives together, the only problem was, she was only there to tell me she did not love me anymore and could not mar

Devils Rejects Cam Rules
Devils Rejects Cam Rules 1. All non-staff members that wish to be on cam must first be approved by management. 2. Absolutley no flashing of any kind live on cam. 3. Absolutley no smoking, snorting, shooting, inhaling, eating, drinking, swallowing or booty bumping of any illegal substance while live on cam. 4. If you are male and whish to be on cam you must be shirtless only exception is if you have moobs that fill anything over a B cup. Back hair is also unexceptable. 5. All female cleavage must first be inspected and approved by a male staff member before its appearance on cam.

Redneck Pick Up Lines
1. Did you fart? Cuz you just blew me away. 2. Are your parents retarded? Cuz ya sure are special. 3. My love fer you is like diarrhea. I can't hold it in. 4. Do you have a library card? Cuz I'd like to check you out. 5. Is there a mirror in yer pants? Cuz i can see myself in em. 6. If you was a tree and i were a squirrel, I'd store my nuts in yer hole. 7. You might not be the best lookin girl here, but beauty's only a light switch away 8. I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone, but i bet I can make yer bed rock. 9. I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room. 10. Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner. 11. If yer gunna regret this in the mornin, we kin sleep til afternoon 12. Yer face reminds me of a wrench. Looking at you makes my nuts tighten up!!

Telemarketing Authority Figures Can Lick My Balls
I almost got fired from my telemarketing night job tonight. Some gigantic blob of a woman supervisor I will call Clayface (because she looks like Clayface from Batman) asked us how we like the job. I answered honestly. Duh, how stupid of me. For some reason It never gets through to me that honesty is a cardinal sin in telemarketing. Anyway a couple hours later this dickhead manager who takes himself way too seriously pulls me aside and accuses me of spreading negativity. I did no such thing. I was minding my own business and doing my job when they asked me a question that I simply answered and explained why. I have been in this shitty business for the better part of 6 years and have never seen a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. Seriously they are a superstitious and cowardly lot. I did not use those words however. The only reason why I'm doing it now is because I can't get hired for anything else. Not even McDonalds. I have a fucking degree in Network Engineering f

Sumfin
The Battleaxe Deliberate Brutal Love Master (DBLM) Sharp. Hardened. Dominating. The Battleaxe sweeps all before her, smiting and what not. You’ve had a number of serious relationships, so you obviously have many attractive qualities. You’re well experienced in dealing with other people’s weirdnesses, and it’s likely you’re good in bed by now, too. Also, like the drunken housewife chucking Heinekens at her no-good husband, you’ve got a lot of energy. People can tell you’re sophisticated, and so you find yourself the object of infatuations quite often. But it’s how you handle yourself in your relationships that gets you the ‘brutal’ tag. Controlling? Imperious? Overbearing? Yes, please. Remarkably, you don’t mind the same from your men. You’ve experience enough to take whatever you dish out. Overall, you’re a very good person and a capable lover, and when the time comes you’ll make a fine divor

Threesomes
Now here's what your supposed to do....and please do not spoil the fun..Start a new blog,delete my answers and put in your own.Tag your friends and tell them to tag you. The theory is that you will learn alot of little known things about each other. Three names I go by. 1) Satan 2) Master 3) Pink fluffy bunny Three jobs I have had in my life. 1) Creator of the black Plauge 2) Maker of the 7 deadly sins 3) Basket weave r Three places I have lived. 1) Hell 2) in ur closet 3) in ur dreams Three TV shows I watch. 1) I 2) Read 3) Books Three places I have been. 1) Hell 2) Prison 3) Walmart Three people that e-mail be regularly. 1) me 2) myself 3) I Three of my Favorite foods. 1) Beer 2) Beer 3) Beer Three things I would like to do. 1) eat pizza 2) Fly 3) see a grown man naked Things I am looking forward to. 1)Death 2) End of the world 3) $1 PBR nite Three friends that I think will respond. 1) Frankenstein 2) mummy 3) wolfman

Virgos
Virgos are often put down badly by many astrologers and written up as being fussy and narrow-minded. But when a Virgo shines, there is practically no sign to match their inner light. An in-tune Virgo is a treat to meet. When a Virgo is confident within themselves they are the most successful, structured and creative of all the signs. Many Virgos can be found working in the "service to others" industries, ranging from welfare work, doctors, school-teachers through to practising natural forms of healing like massage, herbal remedies etc. One of the most magical characteristics of the Virgo is no matter how many times life or romance turns sour on them, they still manage to maintain faith in others, refusing to become cynical. There is ingenuity around this sign, a kind-heartedness, which unfortunately is sometimes played upon by others for their advantage. Virgos can often become victims of relationship power-games, where they are mistreated. Creative and sensitive, Virgos are delicate p

Love
Love is a wonderful thing. Many times we wonder what love really is. Love is knowing that you will always be there for each other. It isn’t about having this or doing that, but the mere fact that you have a connection with someone. Many times love hurts, it can hurt so much that it can stare you right in the face and laugh. Love is sometimes a powerful thing. When you love someone so much you have a comfort zone. You don’t worry about what they will say when you talk about this or that. When we love somebody we tend to open up more than if we were friends. When we are standing, sitting or lying around and constantly thinking about someone, we have been struck by love. But the ultimate power of love is knowing that you will always be there for each other. Not just because we care, but because we have this feeling that we will do anything for them.

Come Check It Out
are you looking for fun if so go to this bulletin and repost for details http://fubar.com/bulletins.php?b=446032674 am paying 40k to the next 20 people to come join we have a great selection of tunes and good people so come hang with us

Hybrid Moments
Why is it that whenever we are in a relationship we come across more interested suiters than when we are alone? Does this just happen to me??? Or does it seem to happen to everyone!? Haha! Why does this happen? Is it a test of some sort? I would like some feedback ...

Rants And Raves
Ok so bare with me, cuz this might sound alil pissy. But this goes out to all those who want to hold grudges and listen to the bullshit. I hate drama on here, I think its childish and stupid. So to those people, I dont want you in my life, either here or real life. If you want to be bitter because I didnt conform to things the way you wanted them, and to those that want to take sides and take away your friendship, be gone. I am a better person without you in my life and I dont need you to drag me into your own misery. I hate my own problems and challenges in life, and those who I really thought were more than a picture on a screen, really turned out to disappoint. You were never a real friend if you turn your back on people and only want them around to feel better about yourself. Friendship works both ways, and a real friend doesnt abandon another because they dont cater to them. So bye bye be gone. I am a good friend to have and I am not the bad guy. Theirs plenty of those here, Good

Just Other Stuff
I have been soooo busy with some life things that I am unable to properly maintain my adult site so I am temporarily on break. I appologize to any fun friends for disappearing on you. I do not know if I will be able to go back to Dream since appearantly my attempt at cute , to my surprise aggitated someone. I definately didn't mean for it to come accross that way. That's life I guess. I surely want to get back out there so any good suggestions would be cool. Let me know what you think. Kisses!! Jez

Prayers Needed
I was asked to Post this From the local Newpaper in Clinton Iwoa For My Sinfully Deb. Her Sister on here some of You know as Bi-Sexy Molly and the rest of her Family Died in a tragic House Fire Friday Night... Here is the story from the local paper...Four killed in fireHerald Staff ReportCLINTON — Four people were found dead after a fire late Friday night at a Clinton home.The Clinton Fire Department responded to a fire at 2436 Dunham St. at 11:37 p.m. Friday, where the first firefighters on the scene said light smoke was coming from the structure.According to a release, firefighters encountered moderate smoke and a small fire, and extinguished the blaze within approximately 10 minutes. One occupant escaped the fire without any injuries, according to the release.There were no working smoke detectors in the structure, the release states. Names of the four fatalities have not been released.The fire is under investigation by the Clinton Fire Marshal’s office, Clinton Police De

People As Trees
Some people come into your life for a lifetime and some come for a season. You have to know which is which. I put everybody that comes into my life in the category of a tree. Some people are leaves on a tree. The wind blows, they go to the left. The wind blows from the other way, they go to the right. They are just unstable. You can't count on them for nothing. All they ever do is take from that tree. What you need to understand about a leaf is that it has a season. It'll wither and die and blow away. There ain't no need to be praying over a leaf to be resurrected. When it's dead it's gone. Let it go! Some people are like that. All the leaf ever does is cool you off every now and then. If you're grown, you know what I'm talking about, because you can call them in the middle of the night and get cooled off. That's the leaf people. They come to take. Then there are people like a branch. You got to be careful with branch people. They come in all different shapes and sizes. You never k

Serious Guy Problems...needing Help!
SO ok im dating this one but i love him but i dont know if he loves me i mean he says he does but he just dont show it and so i got on this chat line and started talking to this other guy whos really sweet and kind...he is so amazing and i really like him i hope we can grow stronger and maybe something could come out of this..but i dont know then on the other hang my boyfriend now is going into job corp. and wants to get to the school near me...i dont know if i want him too be closer to me cause i dont know if i could stand for him to always be around what do i do? i wanna be with this other guy but i dont know how to tell my boyfriend i wanna break up or even if i should break up with him my boyfriend is 19 and im 25 and the guy i am talking to is 28 please let me know what i should to!

Eharmony
What I’m doing with my life Gonna get rich and take over the world. Yeah that sounds like a plan. I need an evil lil princess to be my accomplice. If you think you are up for the job, applications are being currently accepted in the message section of my page. I’m really good at Laughing I hold the world record in speed blinking self proclaimed. I can tie a cherry stem in a knot with my tongue. (That shit made you smile) I am an excellent shopping cart driver. I can use a straw but i suck with chop stixx not even sure why i related the 2 tasks. Oh yeah im house trained... i'm sure thats a plus Tying my shoes is a little iffy, so for the days i cant manage i have velcro. The six things I could never do without Cocoa puffs aluminum foil breathing ( that shoulda been first i know) water, yeah thats a good one gotta have that too crack heads, cause i mean everyone needs a good deal right? my nose, its not the best nose but i have become somewhat a

My Life
Keepin It Real Like I Do Imma Break Sum Shit Down.It's On My Profile If You Wanna Know Just Ask.So Heres Da Deal I've Been Wit My Girl Off And On Since 93.Like Most Couples We Have Our Prblms,We Have Our Up's And Down.Now I Luv My Gurl No Doubt Bout That,But Like Da Old Sayin Goes Wat 1 Woman Won't Do Da Next 1 Will.So I'm Not Just Flirtin I'm Lookin 4 Dat Next Woman 2 Be My WOMAN.There Does Come A Tyme When You Must Sho Ur Man Luv Or He Will Find Sumbody Who Will.Bottom Line My Gurl Withold's Da Luv.You Know ( Da Booti,Da Ass,Da Pussy) Wat Eva You Chose To Call It It Still Da Same.Lady's You Say A Good Man Is Hard Find,You Think All Da Good Men Are Etha Taken Or Gay.Well Half Of Dat May Be Tru But I Am A Good Man And Yes I May Be Taken But I'm Far From Happy.So Just Cause Dat Good Man Is Taken Dn't Alwyz Mean He Happy Give A Brotha A Chance You Never Know Dat Man U Turn Ur Back On May Be Da 1 Ur Lookin 4.

Waiting For Love
Wait until you find a guy that calls you beautiful instead of hot or sexy. Who calls you back when you hang up on him. Who will stay awake just to watch you sleep. Wait for the person who kisses your forehead, who wants to show you off to the world, who holds your hand in front of their friends. Wait for the one who is constantly reminding you of how much they love you and how lucky they are to have you in their life. Wait for the one you never have to worry about cheating on you. Wait for the one who turns to their friends and says " Theres my baby." Wait for true love because there is someone out there for everyone.

How Well Do You Think You Know Me
Let's see who REALLY knows me...Lets see the funny stuff you people come up with! YOU fill in the blanks about ME even if u dont have any idea what they are. But first post a blank one out to all your friends so they can return the favor to you.My name:Who is the love of my life:Where did we meet:Take a stab at my middle name:How long have you known me:When is the last time that we saw each other:Do I smoke:Do I drink:When is my birthday:What was your first impression of upon meeting me:Do I have any siblings:What's one of my favorite things to do:Am I funny:What is my best feature:Am I shy or outgoing:Am I a rebel or do I follow the rules:Do I have any special talents:Would you call me preppy, average, sporty, punk, hippie, glam, nerdy, snobby, or something else (what):Have you ever hugged me:Do you miss me...do you think i miss you:What is my favorite food:Have you ever had a crush on me:If there was one good nickname for me, what would it be:What's your favorite memory of me:What is

Women Or Men
Im my life have been mostly with men, but on occasion i've been with women. The men that have been lucky to have been in my life has mostly let me down in one wayor another: cheating, lying etc. and giving me nothing but heartache and pain, while the women in my life have always been there for me. Here lately ive been thinking more and more of bein only with women. Ive been hurt on sooo many levels by men its not even funny. This is dilemma for me. I do luv men and some men out their may have a good heart and be a good guy but ive havent' really came across any yet. Ive been married twice and have 2 sons, which i love with all my heart.

Funny Shit
I think Santa Claus is a woman....I hate to be the one to defy a sacred myth, but I believe he's a she. Think about it. Christmas is a big, organized, warm, fuzzy, nurturing social deal, and I have a tough time believing a guy could possibly pull it all off! For starters, the vast majority of men don't even think about selecting gifts until Christmas Eve. Once at the mall, they always seem surprised to find only Ronco products, socket wrench sets, and mood rings left on the shelves. On this count alone, I'm convinced Santa is a woman. Surely, if he were a man, everyone in the universe would wake up Christmas morning to find a rotating musical Chia Pet under the tree, still in the bag. Another problem for a he-Santa would be getting there. First of all, there would be no reindeer because they would all be dead, gutted and strapped to the rear bumper of the sleigh amid wide-eyed, desperate claims that buck season had been extended. Blitzen's rack would already be on the way to the tax

Woman And Blow Jobs
me and a friend of my was talking on mobile yahoo about oral sex and why some females complan ok some of you woman complan about going down on a guy and swallowing his load why it would be just the same when a man has to eat you out and you cum with him even knowing when its the same thing pretty much true there might be a bit diffrent in some areas but the end resules are the same why go down on a guy . if your not going to shallow i for one dont really like getting it done to me since there are alot of woman who just does not seem to be able to do it right either they dont do it long enuff or they just bite down on it grinding there teeth it would be the same like me useing my teeth on you when iam eating you out how would that feel to you yes there is feeling down there and yes its going to hurt and you are ether going to get hurt or the guy wont ever call you back after that act i just find it funny how some woman alwasys complan about oral sex just like some woman won

Dodgen Bullets
So a couple weeks ago I went to one of my peeps house, got some things, n stayed the nigh. So I woke up at like noon new I had to take off, had to make it back across Tx dirty, so I left. As it turns out a min or two after I left the cops kicked in the door to my friends house, n took folks to jail. This is the second time this has happened, the first was at my bf's house, I took off at like midnight 15 mins later everone went to jail.For what ever reason I think god kinda looks out for me, atleast a lil entrest.

Pimp Outs
I am going to auction off 1 Pimp out a day for a week. The Highest bidder gets 1 a day for 7 days. No Fu Bucks. Bling Pack/Bling/Blast/TickeCredits are all acceptiable. The bidder with the highest worth will win. If there is a tie then they will be notified and have the chance to rebid. A new auction will start each week at Midnight on Fridays Eastern time. Private message me with your bids and I will post the winning bid by Saturday afternoon if now sooner.I will post the highest bid that has been recieved each day so that everyone can see and rebid or decide to wait till the next auction begins. The rules are subject to change but will not change in the middle of any auction. If for some reason the winning bidder is not online each day they will recieve 2 pimp outs the next time they are on. So as they say Bid High and Bid often. Nibbles n Lixxsss Lexxxi

Just Ramblin
Women's Love Poem; Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man, who's not a creep, One who's handsome, smart and strong One who loves to listen long, One who thinks before he speaks, One who'll call, not wait for weeks. I pray he's gainfully employed, When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed. Pulls out my chair and opens my door, Massages my back and begs to do more. Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind, Knows what to answer to 'how big is my behind?' I pray that this man will love me to no end, And always be my very best friend. Mens Love Poem; I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs, who owns a bar on a golf course, and loves to send me fishing and hunting. This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit.

Things That Piss Me Off Part 1
I have named this lil piece ," things that piss me off part 1". The reason I chose this name is because, I know this is an ever growing list. On a daily basis I find more and more things that piss me off.so this is part one of an ongoing saga.TV pitch menThe first asshole I would like to aim my anger towards is, JARED You all know him that fat fucker that went on the subway diet and lost his fuckin twin. well I would love to shove about 5 subs down his throat and watch him slowly choke to death.He claims that he ate so many subs that he lost weight, 6 grams or less. well I have news for all of you, unless the 6 grams is cut into fuckin lines, his ass excersized and ate fuckin rice cakes. Now enough about subway boy, my next rant is about another well know but equally hated by me "tv pitchman" You know the guy and i bet you probably hate him as much as i do. DUUUUUUUUDE YOUR GETTING A DELL". WHYYYYYYYYYYY? I will b good i promise. PLEASE DONT MAKE ME USE A DELL.To begin with Dell is qui

Deaths Near Misses
So I guess one of the things that makes me uniqe si that Ive died atleast three times. The first two were from the same motorcycle wreck, no helmit went off the road and hit a metal pole. Life flight took me to Beaumont blinked out on hele ride, then again in ER, but they kept being able to bring me back. So a week went by and I came out of my coma on my 25th b-day, they let me know what happened, told me I cracked my skull, srushed the bones in my left ear (completely def), broken collar bone, blah, blah, blah. The third was alot less epic I was eating choked by the time someone came by I was blue, but once again I rebound well, cpr and Im back. On the way to the ambulance the EMS droped my strecher crossing the bridge form my house to carpport, good times good times. Well thats it for this one but there will be more stories of dumbfuckerry!

Tongue By Seether
Well the tongue inside my mouth is not for sale Any spirit left in me is fading fast Could you throw another stone to ease my pain? Could you throw another stone to seal my fate? 'Cause I didn't believe in this world anymore, anymore I don't believe in me And if I can rise above this I'll be saved Can anybody save me? And if I can die for love, then I'm enslaved Can anybody save me? Second chances are too few and far between Will to change this circumstance eludes me still Should I grow another shell in which to live? Should I grow another shell and not forgive? 'Cause I don't believe in this world anymore, anymore I don't believe in me Goodbye cruel world Goodbye cruel world Goodbye cruel world at last you see me drown Goodbye cruel world

Kisses
Below you will find a variety of kiss types. If you find some that catch your fancy, feel free to try them Butterfly Kiss - With your faces less than a breath away, open and close your eyelids against your partners. If done correctly, the fluttering sensation will match the one in your heart. Cheek Kiss - A friendly, "I really like you" kiss. Often the preferred kissing method of a first date. With your hands on your partner's shoulders, gently brush your lips across her cheek. Earlobe Kiss - Gently sip and suck the earlobe. Avoid louder sucking noises as ears are sensitized noise detectors. Eskimo Kiss - With your faces less than a breath apart, gently rub your noses together. Eye Kiss - Hold your partner's head with both hands and slowly move their head in the direction you wish your kiss to go... then slowly kiss up towards your partner's eyes and give them a tender kiss on top of their closed eyes. Eyelid Kiss - While your partner is resting/sleeping with eyes closed, very v

Single
I'm looking for a man under 35, no kids, no ex wives. He should have a job and a car. I don't mind if he's disabled or on disability as long as he has a car and can drive.He should be sweet, romantic, and have a sense of humor. Height weight proportionate. He shouldn't be all about sex. What happens happens but if you're humping my leg like a dog I'm going to be disgusted.LDRs aren't my forte. You'd have to visit me first. Devs are fine as long as they're not all about stumps or sex.I'm fixed, no kids. I don't want kids, mine or yours. If you're interested please send me a message.

The Revolt Has Started!
Just when i thought my body couldn't hate me any worse... It proved I was wrong... I feel like the captain of a pirate ship watching my crew start a mutiny... WHY BODY WHY! He res the latest mutiny im dealing with.. 1. I realize that my body know thinks its funny to make me believe the brake is the gas pedal... Im driving along and i start slipping on ice, there's a car in front of me so i tap what my instincts have so long told me is the brakes... wrong im hitting the gas. I try again .. fail once again gas.. I grab the e brake and ignore the pedals. I miss the lady by a foot... Jeff has first heart attack! 2. Im making my toast with honey no crust on any side... I have applied to much butter so i go to flick the knife to remove the butter... as i aim for the sink and flick the knife slips out of my hands and hits the window... 3. Im putting away dishes, im carrying a plate to the cupboard and i drop it.. NOT sure exactly what happened I was carrying the plate one minute the

Nerds! Nerds! Nerds!
So this article came up in Cammy's blog... mostly because I brought it up. But once again I would like your dating advice. i really only skimmed this. I think what caught my eye was their defintion of a nerd. 1. How to identify a nerdMaura: Let's get serious now — very serious ... What's your definition of a nerd?Matt: As the Boss of Nerd Nite, I've always maintained a very broad — and thus, very inclusive — definition of nerd. The word applies to anyone who is both passionate and knowledgeable about one particular thing. The title isn't exclusively reserved for scientists and Trekkies. For instance, take the world's sexiest rock-star drummer, like a Tommy Lee. If he's able to spend 45 minutes explaining the different ways to tune a snare drum, then he's a nerd, too, on top of being a rock star2. Nerds are just like the rest of us (or we're all like them)Matt: Truth be told, I think we're all nerds — nearly every single one of us. In some way. Somehow. We all

Forever
Forever takes me by a minute, While I’m here with you. I’m falling even more in love, With everything you do. Hold me in your arms, Look deep into my eyes, Don’t turn away and let me go, Don’t ever tell me lies. I swear I’ll never loose you, In my arms I’ll always hold. I’ll never let you slip away, And leave nothing left untold. There aren’t enough hours, In each passing day, To find all the words, I wish I could say. Your kiss will last forever, Your touch forever warm. You’ll guide me to the sunlight, And shield me from the storm. This is what I’m saying, With everything that’s true, I swear on my life, That I really do love you.

State Police Warning For Online
Police Warning to Online Members State police warning for online: Please read this "very carefully"..then send it out to all the people online that you know. Something like this is nothing to be taken casually; this is something you DO want to pay attention to. If a person with the screen-name of DreamWeaverGrey contacts you, do not reply. DO not talk to this person; do not answer any of whispers or requests for private chat in Pogo. Whoever this person may be, he/she is a suspect for murder in the death of 56 women (so far) contacted through the Internet. Please send this to all the women on your buddy list and ask them to pass this on, as well. This screen-name has also been seen on Yahoo, AOL, AIM, and Excite so far. This is not a joke! Please send this to men too...just in case! Send to everyone you know! Ladies, this is serious.

Mike's Blog
Just finished up a divorce...not looking for anything serious. I am just trying to meet some nice ladies to treat appropriately and chill. Career Naval Officer; 21+ years. Love jazz/blues/classic R&B. Big baseball and football fan; played baseball in college. Am total gentleman in public, but have a tendency towards being a little assertive behind closed doors.

Underpants Outside Day
The world is getting sadder by the day. Recession, wars, natural disasters and american idol. Well I think its time we all did something fun to help make the world a little better. Let's make march 1st 2010 the first ever underpants on the outside day. To celebrate, simple dress yourself as you would normally except do not wear underpants. then when you have your cloths on, put underpants on over top of them. Go to work or out shopping or even to your local bar like this. feel like a superhero all day. So if you'd like to make this holiday a reality comment below and pass a link to this blog along to all your friends and most important of all, when march 1st rolls around remember to put those panties or boxers or even tighty whiteys on the outside.

Time To Bitch
This was from http://whatreallyhappened.com/WRHARTICLES/shorebank.php This explains a lot! THE SHOREBANK, OBAMA, CHICAGO CLIMATE EXCHANGE SCAM! Sent in by a reader So . . . You think you know quite a bit about Obama and his band of thieves. Read on and see just how little you know.All of this comes together in the last part... a must read. This is an interesting story put together from various articles and TV shows by the British Times paper.It shows what Obama and his friends are really all about. It's not hope and change, it is money. I warn you, the first part is a little boring, but stick with it.The second part connects all the dots for you (it will open your eyes). The end explains how Obama and all his cronies will end up as multi-billionaires.(It's definitely worth the read. You will not be disappointed). A small bank in Chicago called SHOREBANK almost went bankrupt during the recession. The bank made a profit on its foreign micro-loans (see below) but had lost

The Witch
I regret to inform you all that the one person who i love dearly that had a vagina is not longer holding the key to my heart. That Lady has made me feel small and un important in her life. I was turning into a lesbo because of her and i really like cock, so I had to send her away... Ill remeber the way her red hair fell off her shoulders and how i imagined gettign my fingers stuck in her curly hair. I cant tell you how many times i have masterbated to her breasts... those days are over... GOOD BYE WITCHIE I LOVED YOU ONCE WICKED