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Nawlins Reactions To Saints Win
reaction in hotel room: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z1TzirzyViM   reaction in Marriot Hotel Lobby in New Orleans http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JP0eoPiXxGE      
Proper Fubar Etiquette
I've been a member of this social network for about a year and a half.  IT's been fun.  It's allowed me to talk to people that I would not otherwise get to talk to.  WHen I came onto here, I noticed a scale from one to ten for rating one's pictures.  I may have done this a few times but I notice people will do a thing in the Fubar commnity known as "downrating".  It's an implied rule that if you rate one's profile, you give them a ten.  I'm tired of people on fubar that downrate me and wonder why their not a ten like myself.  Don't down rate my profile please to all you new fu's out there that may not know.  It may be counterproductive but it's how it is here.  Do not downrate.  I even purchased some elevens.  If you downrate me, I'm not going to downrate you back.  I'm not a childish person.  I'll rate you a ten, BEFORE I BLOCK YOU! (If it's not corrected) I however won't give one the opportunity to do that again. If i downrate you.  It's an accident.  Sometimes i'm really drunk when
Silliness
Why are men so silly about some things? My boyfriend and I are currently looking for bi or bi curious males( on another site we belong to) to join us.  We get all sorts of responses from guys who act interested. For some reason when it gets right down to it, they hem and haw and can't commit to even a simple yes or no answer. You are either into it or you're not. Very simple. The problem is that men are too embarrassed to admit that they may have sexual feelings towards another guy.  That is just plain silly.  In my opinion, if it's ok for two women to play then it is perfectly fine for two men.  I don't get the double standard at all. BI men UNITE!!!!!! lmao
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What Do You Think Of Me
(POST THiS iF YOU AREN'T SCARED TO SEE HOW PEOPLE THINK OF YOU 0 = ewwwwwwwwwwww!? 1 = Definetly not attractive. 2 = Decent 3 = Cute 4 = Fine as hell! 5 = I'd do you. 6 = Pretty damn sexy! 7 = Lovable,I LOVE YOU!!! 8 = I wanna make you mine)
Bomb Or Auto?
IM AUCTIONING OFF A BOMB OR AUTO.... YOUR CHOICE AUCTION STARTS FEB. 8TH AND WILL RUN TILL FEB 26TH. STARTING BID AT 10MILL. GOOD LUCK!!LEAVE COMMENT BELOW WITH UR BID! STOPPING THE AUCTION EARLY. WILL END TONIGHT AT 8PM EST. BIDDERS WERE NOTIFIED AND GIVING CHANCE TO REBID. TY TO ALL WHO ENTERED
Help Starts At Home First So Fuck All This Haitian Bullshit
help starts at home first so fuck the Haitian bull shit and fuck off so fucking wut if u dont like my clinical reaction1 hr ago comment  Spikey Mikey - ...16 mins ago-- 19 of 19hendrixclone said:fuck the gove dosent cair its not them so who gives a fuck rite well fuck no thair the first to go or we force them to start frome scratch and if we dont like it we make them start over again we kneed that fucking non citicen out of the house he fucking everything up just like god promises to change everything and wut happens fuuckn shit up even more well ill tell u want u are sined up bro im tyerd of this shit fuckkkkkkkkkkkSpikey Mikey - Pomoter @ the CTRL ALT DELETE Lounge said:Right on i mean our congress and pres. need to wake the fuck up and take a good look at what they r doing to us. I saw we march to Washinton D.C. and rasie some hell till our voices r heard.hendrixclone said:hell ya i wish it was like the old days weair we cairred guns around and someone dident like something thay fuc
Revolution
In my dream I break the chains that hold this place together but in my dream the consequences would be so much better Then they are.... cause beyond the walls that hold us here Skies that stretch across the atmosphere Oh a revolution is near In my room I hear the echoes of the recent battle....yeah Lost and wounded as the faded cries begin to settle for the night But the words you use to hurt me now Only seem to make me strong some how Oh a revolution is now And the days will get warmer, and I'll take down my armor Together we can fight this feeling And the demons that stalk us will eventually turn to dust Together we can start this healing
Random Shit
  You think you know someone, but then you find out that they could truly careless about you or anything to do with you. You think you have a friend that you can always count on to be there to talk to but come to find out they are only there when its good for them. I am starting to see who are my real friends and who are fake ass mf's .. Im gonna start treating people the way they treat me..  Fuck all you fake ass mother fuckers!!
Sleep Deprivation
Cant sleep, too busy cycling through memories about the good times the bad times and the high times, and every last thing in between. Its still so surreal to me that 10 god damn years has flown by. Ive been out of school for FIVE years now and it feels like yesterday i was that awkward skinny kid walking into school not a fear in mind and not a single worry in sight. When i think about all the shit ive endured in the past 10 years i remember all the times when things seemed so much worse then what they really were. The first big break up, my first party, friends gained, friends lost, every last drop of booze and every last breath of pot. It all adds up to one single point, "Enjoy the little, trivial things" because even when things are at their worst, its far from over and you never know when you'll actually be able to enjoy the things you love the most. Everybody needs to pull their heads out of their asses and wake the fuck up. Life isnt a dick measuring contest its a machine that oc
Magick
The otherworld(astralplane) can be hard to reach and understand because it occupies the same space(area) as the earth plane. There is no linear thought or concept of time there! Time it self is a human conceived idea. All teachings say the two worlds interpenetrate eachother but have different vibrations, which make this penetration possible. For Further explanation look up the Tachyon theory of quantum physics. Tachyon = Subatomic particle
Wonder
I wonder if anyone will ever actually read this. I sit here lonely in my room after a boring day at work. Why do I bother ever coming home, there is no one there to ever great me or even want me to come home. There is nothing but emptyness to greet me once I walk home. People wonder why I go to work so early, why stay home in the oppressive lonelyness that is my greeting upon waking. When I die what will I have to look back upon? Who will actually miss me? All those around me have that special someone to warm their lives, and they cant even see it. That is the part that drives me nuts. I am not an evil person. Or even a bad person. Yes I can be demanding but who isnt? I try so hard to make up for a tainted past and I wonder what is the point. It is always someone else that gets the bonus to life. Oh fuck it.
Cutie Game
This is called the "CUTIE GAME"   Repost this, see how many MESSAGES people give you...   [] I want your number[] Pretty/Cute[] Hottie[] Sexy[] Gorgeous[] Amazingly Beautiful[] I'd take you home in a second[] I'd make out with you right now[] I'd Hit it[] No, I dont like you like that[] I love you[] Wanna hook up?   Dont be scared to repost or see what people think of u!!!
Cutie Game
This is called the "CUTIE GAME"       Repost this, see how many MESSAGES people give you...       [] I want your number[] Pretty/Cute[] Hottie[] Sexy[] Gorgeous[] Amazingly Beautiful[] I'd take you home in a second[] I'd make out with you right now[] I'd Hit it[] No, I dont like you like that[] I love you[] Wanna hook up?
Move Me?
sometimes i feel i'd really like to believe in some kind of higher power out there in the cosmos, or wherever... but i get the feeling that whatever that power might be, he/she/it probably wouldn't like me very much :/   CLICK THE POP-OUT PLAYER BUTTON, AS THIS STUPID THING REFUSES TO WORK IN BLOG POSTS.... grrrrrrrrrrrr.... move me (king's x)   keeper of mysteries river of tears
Too Funny
Should children witness childbirth?   Due to a power outage, only one paramedic responded to the call. The house was very dark so the paramedic asked Kathleen, a 3-yr old girl, to hold a flashlight high over her mommy so he could see while he helped deliver the baby.  Very diligently, Kathleen did as she was asked. Mommy pushed and pushed and after a little while, Connor was born.  The paramedic lifted him by his little feet and spanked him on his bottom. Connor began to cry. The paramedic then thanked Kathleen for her help and asked the wide-eyed 3-yr old what she thought about what she had just witnessed.  Kathleen quickly responded, 'He shouldn't have crawled in there in the first place......smack his ass again!'     LMAO
To All The Girls That Look Passed The Nice Guys
GUY:I'm sorrythat i bought you rosesto tell you that i like youI'm sorryThat I was raised with respectnot to sleep with you when you were drunkI'm sorryThat my body's not ripped enoughto "satisfy" your wantsI'm sorrythat I open your car door,and pull out your chair like I was raisedI'm sorryThat I'm not cute enoughto be "your guy"I'm sorryThat I am actually nice;not a jerkI'm sorryI don't have a huge bank accountto buy you expensive thingsI'm sorryI like to spend quality nights at homecuddling with you, instead of at a clubI'm sorryI would rather make love to you then just screw youlike some random guy.I'm sorryThat I am always the one you need to talk to,but never good enough to dateI'm sorryThat I always held your hair back when you threw up,and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,but when we went out you went home with another guyI'm sorryThat I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,but not good enough to listen
Fuown Bs
Since I have been on here, I have been purchased by two men who are way to old for me. I am at an age where I look for men no more than a few years older than me. I guess it is selfish of me to not want to spend my best years nursing my babies and husband :), but hell my generation is, so I have been told very selfish in our wants and needs. Anyway these two men dumped me because they thought I wasn't excited about their ability to purchase me at a higher cost than most of the men in my age group, am I suppose to be impressed by this?   So here is the question: A) do older men want to get their youth back by scoring on us younger females? or B) or are they trying to one up on the younger men?
Beer
A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Now, as we know, excessive intake of alcohol kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. And that, is why you always feel smarter after a few beers.   Beer Is Good!!
My Eyes....
I want to know what people see when they look into my eyes. I know through a picture it is hard to really see into my eyes...... But still curious. Especially since one of my friends have answered me through a letter. This is what he said: When I look into your eyes; I see a person I would like to find out if we'd be good together for a long time. Or atleast best friends forever. I see I shouldn't have ever let you leave me when you were living with me and left for Job Corps..... Someone who is very sexy mentally and physically. Someone who not only sees what she WANTS to see, but also what many others are not capable to see. I see happiness that is shared, and sometimes hidden. I see someone who loves me, and wonders if I love them. I see a person who can be a player, but despises it. I see someone who has more to her than meets the eye. I see someone who is ready for love. Caring, gentle, assaults me :p type person. I see someone who wonders if certain people may see her. I dont kn
Thing On Mind
I hate when I have so many feelings running through me at the same time, anger, love, happiness, confused, lost, scared, tired, exhausted, No clue on where to start trying to sort them out and get rid of them. UUGGHH!! What to do, what to do?
Before
BEFORE I have seen this light before, although many years ago, Still absolutely familiar, yet so different in its glow. I have felt this fear before, the past easy to recall, Then, afraid to take the leap, now too scared to fall. I have heard this all before, telling myself not to wait, Say the words from deep inside, one day may be too late. I have been touched by this before, seems just the other day, In the end it hurts the same, but in different shades of gray. I have smelled this scent before, it still lingers in my room, It’s always been so bitter sweet, a razor rose in bloom. I have known this taste before, my lips forever stained, A gentle sting that leaves a mark, your flavor still ingrained.
Salute Contest
I hosting a holiday salute contest,  it will be any kind of holiday salute to me, either the way u salute me,  the way u dress,  the place u take it (under x mas tree or wreath etc), outside in the snow or next to lights,  its a sfw 1,but if u want to make a nsfw 1,  ill make another folder up, u have time to make salute if u dont have x mas stuff out yet,  maybe dec 15 or so,  prizes would be a nice x mas present for some ** a lot of people are saying they dont have x mas stuff up, and alls the salute has to have is something holiday in it,  nothing crazy,  even though the more creative it is the beter, and ps, everyone has a chance to win lol ***Voting will end around x mas time, not sure exact date******* This wont be like other contests,  it goes by votes, NOT COMMENTS,  so its fair to all  good luck to all first          25 bling pak         dee75  1402 second     famp                    jessicabeth  1277 third        VIP                        lady lucious  905 fourth     
True Love
Have you ever been so in Love that you would do anything? Making that person your everything, trusting them till the end, believing everything, loving them more than life itself?  To wake up one day to a lie.  Here are my thoughts to the one I loved and deep inside still do. The enemy wins, I'm in defeat.  Did I really believe you were my love my good friend and you would be there for me for days without end? You would make me want to scream everytime I saw your face, so thank GOD I left that place.  I Loved you and gave you my trust, but you took it and blew it all for a little lust. I hope you're happy with the decisions you've made, I know it wont last, I know how it will end and I know you'll regret.  You hurt and betrayed me, so bad karma for you my friend. Not all scars show and not all wounds heal, but you know what you did and you know how I feel.  So turn around, walk away and forget the past. Cause now I know "LOVE" never last.  
Convo
Can't breath, can't see, damn girl why you have to leave me Gave you my heart thought we had a good start but then you Let me see how you can truely be... you made me cry, not kno why... Why you said what you said, Words you didn't mean. But damn you still got me.... I can't believe you walked out on me With tears in my eyes I can see me and you was a lie And we were not ment to be but damn you still got me... You turned your back and never looked back. For yet you See the day you left made me cry and just wanted to die But i held my head up high to let you see one day you'll miss me... But then that time will come and you will see,
What Lurks In The Darkness...
I met a guy nearly four years ago, my girlfriend introduced us and told me he was a stand up guy.  A good organizer for a singles parents group who helped put together the cook outs and parties.  Sometimes everybody would pool the kids together at one event allowing the parents to go to another event. For some reason I was a little creeped out by this guy when I first met him, he didn't talk very much and he seem to be overly pre-occupied with the teenaged girls at the graduation party where I met him.  He expressed a certain fondness for my girlfriends twin daughters and said he wished she would let him take them out sometime. That was a first meeting and time passed, I grew accustom to this guy and started to believe just like everybody else who knew him that he was a good guy.  Problem is that I and everybody else only saw what he wanted us to see.  We saw the public image he presented to the world at large, we didn't see the monster hiding away in the dark shadow he cast. We did
Just Some Helpful Reminders
Dear Non Pregnant People, I have created a list of simple precautions around pregnant woman. 1. Do not walk up to a lady and pat her belly. a. you dont really know if shes pregnant b. she probably doesn't like being touched. 2. When she tells you that's shes not due for another 5 months do not look at her in astonishment! a. shes about to kill you (run like hell) b. RUN LIKE HELL 3. I dont know what the fuck "glow" your talking about.. a. shes probably sweating from having to get up b. she wore to much make up. 4. Pregnant people have a tendency to fart and burp. a. dont be so shocked b. look away 5. DO NOT MAKE A PREGNANT WOMAN WAIT TO PEEEEEEEEEEEE a. self explanatory there I have more im sure By the way my baby's ears just moved from its neck to the side of its head and its eyes moved from its ear space to the front of its face.... Exciting isn't it? Also on a sick note my baby's skin is translucent   Wicked and the pomegranate
Stupid People
I haven't been here in over a week, and I come back here to find one of my pics marked NSFW. When I click the link to see what the hell they're talKing about, its a small pic of a pentacle in flames. HOW THE HELL IS THAT NSFW? pPeople need to get the fuck over themselves. I find some symbols of religion offensive, but I don't waste my energy on refuting it. They certainly are NOT NSFW. To the person who flagged my simple little pic.... FUCK YOU, GET A LIFE! 
I Believe
A Birth Certificate shows that we were born,A Death Certificate shows that we died,Pictures show that we lived! Have a seat . . . Relax . . . And read this slowly. I Believe . . . That just because two people argue,It doesn't mean they don't love each other.And just because they don't argue,It doesn't mean they do love each other. I Believe . . . That we don't have to change friends if.We understand that friends change. I Believe . . . That no matter how good a friend is,they're going to hurt you every once in a whileand you must forgive them for that. I Believe . . . That true friendship continues to grow,even over the longest distance.Same goes for true love.
My Poem
From Now And ForeverBy CowboyWith every thought in my mind and every hour that goes by the thought I have of you being in my arms I can never for get the day I said I love you….i love you then and I love you now from the ends of the world to the ends of the universe I will always love you from the minute I saw you tell the minute I close my eyes forever my love for you will shine and glow for you from now and forever I love you ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------- My Words to ….                 I sit here; looking out the window, sigh Thinking about how much I love you and your eyes             Laying in bed, wishing you were beside me So I can just say three words that I can’t keep within me             I love you, are my words that keep running through my mind We are like two roses on one stem, intertwined             I swear our love by the unlit candle I know there’s nothing, in the future, we c
Lyrics N $hit
I heard this song for the first time today.  I fell in love with it immediately. Very few know the personal hell I was in a few years ago. Those that do will understand. Those that have been or are currently in their own personal hell will relate.       Balancing on One wounded wing Circling the edge Of the neverending The best of the vanished marvels have gathered inside your door More than begin But less than forget But spirits born From the not happened yet Gathering there To pay off a debt brought back from the wars We thought we lost you We thought we lost you We thought we lost you Welcome back Sleeping for years Pick through what is left Through the pieces that fell and rose from the depth From the rainwater well Deep as a secret nobody knows Less than forget But more than begun These adventures in solitude never done To the names of our wounds We send the same blood back from the wars We thought we lost you We thought we lost you We thought we lost you It will all
Love Is B/s
My heart aches for someone I know I will never have. I would move heavan and Earth just to make sure their happiness always comes first. Why do I do this for someone, who I know could careless? Love is bullshit...Love is a lie...Why does it have to be so painful? Tell me why. You do everything in your power and all you feel is depressed. This isn't life. This is b/s. All I want is for someone to look into my eyes and see the love I feel and to feel the pain I feel when my heartaches. The kind of love that makes you mind go numb from thinking too much of what is wrong...why not me..why do I feel this way. There will probably never be answers, that is why they call it heartbreak. Just a bunch of b/s if you ask me. To hell with love. Lets just be.
My Love
I miss the sound of your voice And I miss the rush of your skin And I miss the still of the silence As you breathe out and I breathe in If I could walk on water, If I could tell you what’s next Make you believe, make you forget So come on, get higher, loosen my lips Faith and desire in the swing of your hips Just pull me down hard And drown me in love So come on, get higher, loosen my lips Faith and desire in the swing of your hips Just pull me down hard And drown me in love I miss the sound of your voice The loudest thing in my head And I ache to remember All the violent, sweet, perfect words that you said If I could walk on water, if i could tell you what’s next, make you believe, make you forget So come on, get higher, loosen my lips Faith and desire in the swing of your hips Just to pull me down hard And drown me in love So come on, get higher, loosen my lips Faith and desire in the swing of your hips Just to pull me down hard And drown me in love I miss the pul
Emotions
How do you fight something you can't see... Why do you hold something back that you need to let loose... How do you hold something in that needs to be let out... Why can't emotions be explained as easily as it is felt... Why can't emotions be reprogrammed so they don't hurt when you see a photo from the past... I guess WAR does leave an EMOTIONAL scar on everone....
Blog About Somebody
Well I heard that you are nobody until someone posts a blog about you. So I wanted to let her know she is somebody. So this blog is about you Tina You are awesome and always bring on the 's
Taken Love
You loved me Or so you said so But now, now I can't see Why I lie here in bed Wanting to cry My heart is aching as I wonder Where you've gone Why you've torn my heart asunder It's been so long Since I've seen your face You never said, "Goodbye" You hurt me with your need for space All I want to do is cry But the tears won't come In my heart I have an empty place You had to leave me and make me feel dumb Why did you stop Loving me?
Sayings And Stuff I Like
So alot people on here make albums out of this stuff, I figured since one, i was bored and two I like to be different i would put some of my favorite sayings/lines/quotes from various places in here.  there will be no ryhme or reason to the order so dont waste time looking for it lol.   1. "If winning isnt important, then Commander, why keep score?" 2. those who say winning isnt everything probably lost! 3."I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you" 4."should we, or should we not, follow the advice of the GALACTICALLY STUPID!" 5."You remember one thing, you screw up just this much, and you'll be flying a cargo plane full of rubber dogshit outta hong kong!" 6."you see this, this..is my BOOMSTICK!" 7."Did IQ's just drop sharply while I was away?" 8."You think you can get inside my head and push me before I pull the trigger?" 9."What are you trying to tell me, that I can dodge bullets?", "No Neo im trying to tell you, that when your ready you wont have to!" 10."There is n
Unexpected
My wish for 2010 is that people will understand that children with disabilities do not have a disease; children with disabilities are not looking for a cure but ACCEPTANCE.......93% of people won't copy and paste this, WILL YOU be one of the 7% that does!
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Me And What I Like
I have been here a long time and come to realize that what people what, it's takes them a long time to find it. Growing up I sat back and watched how things were done and learned from it. Rather it be friends, relationship, and social habits. The main thing I learned was how a lady should be treated and how relationships should work. Rather it be social, courtship, or marriage. I've been to alot of places either in or out of the states. I'd live in the country or mountains than the city.
You Threw My Eyes
In our vast universe there are countless grains of sand, none being any less important then the next. Never forget your worth in the vastness, you are a diamond in the rough a story that has no ending never to be fully told, never to be retold. you are love and caring that is rivaled by no other. You are beauty beyond all that compares. You are intelligent yet you have a side of you that many never get to see. I consider myself lucky for my eyes have seen all the things that make you what you are. For that i am thankful. If my eyes never saw again they would not shed tears of sorrow, for they will forever have the memory of having seen the inner beauty as well as the outer beauty that which makes you.
Black Cat
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Wicked Games
Hidden in the new day's mist And all I can do is raise a fist The salt on the wound is too much to bare And no one's here to even care   Can I live with a heart that's broken? Like shards of glass scattered on the floor Apreciation isn't given out in tokens And they can't fix this heart you tore   Can I live with a fucked up mind? I feel so perverted and paranoid I'm so old and blind And I can't find anything to fill this empty void   Can I live like a slave? Whipped and pulled by a goddamn chain Living in a dusty cave i guess I'm easy to tame   Can I live like another lost soul? Living in a hole underground
Wtf!!
So when you see a tow truck on the side of the road please be nice and slow down and possibly move over a lane. We do not know u see us all we see is a car heading tord usat a leathal speed. Not saying everyone is like that but it makes us feel better when we see a car switch lanes and gives us room that trying to squeez by well are trucks are in part of the lane. Not only for are safty but your as well, i would hate to see somone hit the corner of my truck.  Sry just had to rant cause some idiot almost hit me this morning on the freeway. Happens way to offten.   ooo and sorry about spelling. :)
Under The Same Moon
There are many eyes in the nights black sky, The day it has but one.With the dawn of day those eyes fade away,The moon being the largest one. The day's sun shines bright and brings us light,Giving the warmth that we need.But the darkness of night searches our soul,While the moon see's all that we dream. So as we hustle through the day we hope and we pray,That darkness returns again soon.Where our hearts and our minds rejoice as they find,True love......UNDER THE SAME MOON.
Bloodlust's Blog
Disclaimer: Wrote this poem today at the library, had to get a lot off of my head. Your mind fills up with your delusions And your body aches with painful contusions I attempt sincerely to tell you the truth For it is your belligerent manner I try to soothe I long to stare into your vampiric eyes For they have me physically tantalized It is said that the eyes are the windows to the soul Gazing into yours makes me feel whole I cannot deny the lustful feelings I have towards you But it serves me no purpose when you don't feel them, too When it feels that my love is not reciprocated My heavy heart feels completely annihilated So many thoughts, a total juxtaposition When you say you feel the same, I blame inebriation I know how much alcohol is swishing in your veins I want to slow you down, but I can't find the reins I have dreamt of this one moment for so long But now that it's here, it feels completely wrong You must know my feelings, deep inside These are the feeling
Chrissychristina
Please visit my blog at http://chrissychristina24.blogspot.com  make sure you also click on the ad's cuz I get paid for everytime someone clicks on them. In this blog I bitch, brag, blab on and on...but it's interesting sometimes haha... get to know me!
Auction
come bid on me please
Sick And Tired Of Bullshit!
There are a few people on this site who truly know me and every day I come and I go and I wonder where the hell some people get off. 1. I judge people by the way they treat me, I am not going to make a harsh decision about someone from a one line on a Internet site. 2. I am not who you think I am, I have a heart and feelings stop telling me I dont. Im not a girl who gives two shits about popularity. I could give a flying fuck about how many points I get. And for those who truly dont know me when i do hhs its cause i usually buy them for a friends as a joke.. 3. Im a giving person, if you dont get to know me you will never understand.  I guess what im getting down to is dont come talk to  me for a week or a few months and think you know the real me. You dont you cant possibly. I have a heart of gold but  you haven't gotten there to see it. Im amazed at peoples judgements and utter lack of understanding on this site. Im pretty sick of the bullshit to be honest. I couldn't give a ra
This Is For My Daddy
There are many parts to a sweet love song. Drums are the heart, the love. Percussion keeps the passion alive with its beat. All sorts of instruments play the melody and harmony of love. So many different notes, all in the same key. Life is full of variety; high & low, short & long, sharp & flat. Notes written on the treble & bass clefts just the way the Great Creative Source intended. I instantly fell in love with your deep bass voice. Crescendos & Decrescendos add to the spice of life. Rest is not idleness, Silence is Golden! There are times when measures are repeated, a DO OVER, then jumps to an alternate ending. It's ok to start over. Our song lyrics are about love, support and teamwork. With so many sounds it's easy to make chaotic noise. Complicated pieces made simple by the conductor keeping perfect time. Everything happens in God's time. I love to ride our soundwaves. Just listen to them... Being in rhythm and in tune with eachother, we make Beautiful music together!
~love Actually~
Love is a temporary madness. It erupts like an earthquake and then subsides. And when it subsides you have to make a decision. You have to work out whether your roots have become so entwined together that it is inconceivable that you should ever part. Because this is what love is. Love is not breathlessness, it is not excitement, it is not the promulgation of promises of eternal passion. That is just being "in love" which any of us can convince ourselves we are. Love itself is what is left over when being in love has burned away, and this is both an art and a fortunate accident. You and I have it, we have roots that grow towards each other underground, and when all the pretty blossom had fallen from our branches we find that we were one and not two..... Peace
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Deep Thoughts By Jack Handy(not), By Mamatang
The past few days my teenage daughter(who just turned 13), just broke up with a  boy. Now, I told her a little bit of what to expect..u know, hurt, anger, hurt, a little drama(considering the age, now), and..well u get my drift. I also told her how to handle this sort of thing, which comes from experience. Lord knows, I've gone thru that cycle, & embarrassed myself a bit with the drama thing..but that's a whole other blog. The last 2 days, she's actually listened to me as she  sees this all unfold. Now given her age, she doesn't come out & say, "Oh Mom, u were so right, Thank You"...Wait I have to stop laughing at that thought..... Ok, she comes out & "pounds it"...if that's the right term..lmao. Her own little way of saying thank you to me(& don't burst my bubble on this one, let me have my moment)..At least she still comes to me. I didn't just tell her what you're supposed to tell a child from a parent about this sort of thing, I told her the truth. Better to break up with someone t
Another Veiw
i apeal to all who live in darkness some are missled.thinking darkness means all about ,i hate my self,i'm evil. now look at your self tryin to do wrong,tryin to do right just like the others you stile don't get it. it's not about right not obout wrong it's about power who's got the power to look inside themself and see there true face.  take your fear's and turn them ino your strenth,and use itfor what you belive in. kno your stenths,know your weekness,make it yur power
Valentines Day
yep u guessed it! once again society is sucked in by corporations trying to make money.. the so called "holiday" actually makes me sick. I love to be loved on like any other women but there is something about valentines day that doest work for me. how can one person justify love but buying gifts from a store?? to me that isn't an I love u. if one is to celebrate the "holiday" of love then one must show it from the heart. that means men get off ur asses and show ur women u care enough other then to buy her stuff and women get off ur asses as well and show ur men how it feels to truely love em. if u have shitty opinions for reading this keep em to urself. cuz honestly i dont really care just my feelings on the crappy holiday.
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Great Just What I Need.....
My mothers word to her Dr. when she was told that the spots in her lungs were cancer and that there  were more on her second CAT scan. She said this in an "oh for fucks sakes" way. Yeah,I couldn't see her saying it any other way. She has everything planned out. No funeral,just a get together at our home. She gives herself another year maybe. Knows that she wants her ashes with my fathers and to have them spread in the Colorado mountains. her words on that..."For god sakes don't get caught throwing your father and I out the window by the cops!"  I thought I was gonna die! Althought,that would be a great story. I always hope my mother knows I love her and I always hope I will be like her. I love my mom :)
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Global Warming Hysteria Strikes Again
Writing in today's Morning Bell, Conn Carroll explores theLeft's latest hysterical claims about global warming: Today, NBC (which is owned by General Electric) will begin broadcasting the 2010 WinterOlympics from Vancouver, Canada. Only two events are scheduled for theopening day (alpine skiing and ski jumping), but even those events willbe difficult to pull off. Why? There is no snow in Vancouver. AndInternational Olympic Committee President Jacques Rogge knows exactlywhat is to blame: global warming. Rogge tells AFP: Globalwarming of course is a worry, it is a worry for the entireworld. Considering that NBC/GE  has already received billions in TARPbailout cash from the Obama administration and is actively lobbyingfor a global warming energy tax bill so that it can receive billionsmore in government green-energy subsidies on top of the millions italready receives, we are sure to hear lots from NBC announcers about how the lack ofsnow in Vancouver is just another reason Washington ne
Sorry
I'm sorry for everyone I've hurt even if I didn't know I did. I'm not really an evil person and I try to be nice to everyon. For those of you who don't know, I am married. I will struggle to work things out with my life and my husband until he gives up. If you may have thought I lead you on I am sorry for that too. I didn't realize it. But I'd rather just be friends, nothing else. I love talking to everyone and its fine giving compliments and recieving compliments but it does not mean I will leave him for you. I have a familly with this man, and yes I do love them all. But I'm not gunna be the heartbreaker anyone wants me to be, because its only gunna hurt you. With all this being said, I hope that I will still have many friends and that no one will stop talking to me. I love my friends, they are just like family but over the net lol.
All Alone On Valentine's Day? No Problem!
For those of you who don't have that special someone on Valentine's Day, I've got a few tips on what to do to get you through the day. 1. DON'T GO OUT! If you leave your house, you're gonna see couples     everywhere and you don't want that. 2. Order in food. You could cook dinner for yourself, but, that's just too     depressing. 3. The cable stations will be deluged with chick flicks and the radio stations     will be playing love songs, so, rent some wartime movies ("The Hunt For     Red October," "Das Boot," "Platoon,"  etc.).  OR, anything anti-romantic (i.e., horror). For music? Anything LOUD!; Metal, if you've     got any.     So, there you go and Happy Valentine's Day!  
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Wells Fargo
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Muse
You are my muse You are my light That guides me in the dark You are the breeze That warms my my heart You inspire my thoughts You guide my hand And form words of poetry It is a bliss To my heart to know you It is the tears in my eyes To show you the feelings In my heart When we are apart Life seems to long When we are together Life seems not long enough You remain in my dreams You remain in my soul You will always reside in my heart Even when i part from this world You are my muse By: Summer Maddox
Jason
I have made alot of mistakes in my life and I am trying to learn from them...But the biggest mistake I made was calling it quits with Jason...I loved him and I messed things up for a guy that didnt give two shits about me...I was stupid....I know that now and its too late to fix things...I have tried to move on with my life, but I can't forget him....I know that he knows that Im still around, and I know that I hurt him and I cant tell him enough how sorry I am....I just thought I was Needing Some Change when I did what I did, and now I realize all I Needed was him....Im sorry Jason, I still love you.......
For Our Troops
WHEN A SOLDIER COMES HOME This email is being circulated around the world - please keep it going. When a soldier comes home, he finds it hard.... ....to listen to his son whine about being bored. ....to keep a straight face when people complain about potholes. ....to be tolerant of people who complain about the hassle of getting ready for work. ....to be understanding when a co-worker complains about a bad night's sleep. ....to be silent when people pray to God for a new car. ....to control his panic when his wife tells him he needs to drive slower. ....to be compassionate when a businessman expresses a fear of flying. ....to keep from laughing when anxious parents say they're afraid to send their kids off to summer camp. ....to keep from ridiculing someone who complains about hot weather. ....to control his frustration when a colleague gripes about his coffee being cold. ....to remain
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this is the first time i have tried this,i just have to see if i can.want as many men on here from my area that into the darkside of thngs,like satan wnt to learn all about it
Music & Karaoke In W Monroe
Come on out to the Back Door Lounge Every Wed & Thurs night 8-midnight as I ( D.J. Eagle ) kick off the party with music,karaoke,dancing & fun.
Sexy Butt Salute Contest
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A Poem Caused By A Broken Heart
You Will Be Cut The sun rises from east to west never knowing where its gonna end up next.The clouds in the sky move slowly up high.The movements of the ocean are clam an steady always perpared an ready.Wish i could say the same aobut life but I cant cause life is like a double edge knife cutting into you with both sides.An the faster you struggle to take it out the faster you start to lose your breath an slouch.Sitting alone on your couch trying to bring words of pain up out of your mouth.But the harder you try to speak the less you start to see.Next thing you know you cant hear an all you smell is fear.Then comes these tears cause your trying so hard to fight back the Fears Of Life.An all of a sudden you stop fighting an give up just let go of everything including life.An all because of that double edge knife.Thanx for reading my poems yallz plz leave me some comments if you like em!!! Thanx yallz by Sane aka TravisBe Eazy Yallz
~he Means The World 2 Me~
The first time I saw him, my heart turned on fire. My body was filled, with lust and desire. His eyes pierced my soul, I fell to the ground. In my mind I knew, that my love was bound. His eyes was so sparkling, his touch so divine. From that moment on I wished he was mine. When I’m all alone, out in the night. He comes along, and finds the light. When I am sad, and life’s no fun. He will be there to be my sun. In every moment, of my life. I always wish, he was my husband. After this is said, you maybe know. That this special man, is my true love. Written by: M David
~i Love You With All My Heart~
I never really believed, In this whole "LOVE" thing, But when I first saw your face, I could hear my heart sing. That sweet smile on your face, The gentle look in your eye, Just one look at you, And I could hear myself sigh. I gathered my courage, And walked right up to you, From that day foward, I knew it was true. We just started out as friends, And talking on the phone and computer, But I couldn't take it anymore, So I let my true feelings be shown. I told you how I really felt, The love I had for you, My worst fear was you'd turn away, But that turned out not to be true. You told me you felt the same, But had the same fear as me, From that day foward, We knew it was meant to be. I hope we'll always be together, And things will never tear us apart, I'd also like to remind you, That I love you with all my heart. This is dedicated to my man and he knows who he is Written by: M David
Best Friends
People go everyday not knowing what they may lose... Not knowing if that day someone will bring them bad news... I’ve known many in my life that have been through heartache, Scared from the nightmare they may never awake... I know you have been through a lot and I am here to hold your hand... Through all the trials life has in store, by your side I shall stand. Although I can’t erase the scars, I hope to help them fade. Don’t forget all the good memories, all the smiles you have made. I know it’s hard to say goodbye, to finally let them go. Missing them and praying that they know. I know it’s hard to lose someone to know they are no longer here. To wake every morning having to face a terrible new fear... I promise to lift you up whenever you are down... I will place a smile on your face whenever there’s a frown... I love you unconditionally you are my very best friend... All the pieces to your broken heart I will do my best to mend... Lives are lost daily, I know it isn
Let God Sort 'em Out
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Tuckermax.com
I spent the summer between my 2nd and 3rd year of college suckling on the parental teat in South Florida. It was the absolute prime of my "do anything to get laid" phase. I was recently freed from a 4-year long-distance relationship that began in high school and I wanted nothing more than to have sex with as many girls as possible. Most of the things I did that summer are not story-worthy; you can only tell the same, "I got drunk on Dom and fucked this hottie" story so many times before it gets annoying. That summer I experienced every random sex situation that a 20 year old can imagine: fucking on the beach, getting head from random girls in club bathrooms, sleeping with 3 different girls in a day, getting so drunk I passed out during sex, getting arrested for receiving fellatio in the pool at the Delano, blah, blah, blah...Jesus. What does it say about how fucked up my life is that I don't consider these stories to be extraordinary anymore? Anyway, while most of my stories may no
Listen To The Silence
I know I may be young but I have been through so much that it isn't funny. Some things good others bad and things someone should never have to go through. I was 8 years-old when my parents got a divorce, I have a sister and a brother. My mom had a hard time raising us by herself because my realy dad was an alcoholic and didn't take care of us at all. My mom met a guy that she thought was nice and they have been married for almost 3 years. He has lived with my family for 6 years and the entire time has told all of us that we were worthless, stupid, bitches, and horrible children. I have had a rough time losing my dad because I loved him, and I soon became very depressed. After years of taking verbal abuse my mom this year had said I think I am going to divorce your stepdad because I want you guys to come and visit. I broke down and cried, to know my mom really did love me because she had never stood up like that before she let him hurt us for years. I was happy but now he is still ther
Attention Seeking Whores!
Ah yes, we all know who these people are! Hell some of you might be this person, but I have had my share of Attention seeking whores that I decided that it would be a good time to write about them! We all have encountered these little bastards at least one time in our lives, they are impossible to forget! The people who lie about outrageously impossible things to get people to focus all there immediate attention on them, such as “I was walking down the street and I saved a baby from a burning house!”. Hmm…okay superman keep telling people that story and maybe one day someone will believe you, I have faith! Or better yet the people that make up stories that is somewhat believable, such as getting shot point blank and not having any physical marks of it or have had to go to the hospital! Better yet talking about how they almost die on a daily basis. Those people are the ones that really crack me up! They have to make everything in there everyday life a tragedy so that
What Is Love? (not The Song)
What is love?? Now n days i believe its just a word that mean "Hey I like you a lot, lets have sex"! Back when a person told another person that they loved them they would literally be devoted to that person for life but in today's fucked up society the word "love" is thrown around like the word "the", Common people! I know people after a month of dating are already throwing the "L" word around like an angry wife throwing house objects at her husband! Yeah i know that's a lot, really people..really! Have we forgot what that word even means? What it even symbolizes as? YES WE HAVE!! There is a difference between love and lust and now in days people are confusing them, way to go fuck tards! Ive been in love before, true love and i don't know if that person was in love with me as much as i him but i am one of the few who know the difference between both! When you wake up every morning with nothing on your mind besides that certain someone and instantly you start smiling, when you get the
You Reap What You Sow~
You Reap What You Sow Good morning said a woman as she walked up to the man sitting on ground. The man slowly looked up. This was a woman clearly accustomed to the finer things of life. Her coat was new. She looked like she had never missed a meal in her life. His first thought was that she wanted to make fun of him,like so many others had done before. "Leave me alone," he growled.... To his amazement, the woman continue standing. She was smiling -- "Are you hungry?" she asked. "No," he answered sarcastically. "I've just come from dining with the president. Now go away." The woman's smile became even broader...Suddenly the man felt a gentle hand under his arm. "What are you doing, lady?" the man asked angrily. "I said to leave me alone. Just then a policeman came up. "Is there any problem, ma'am?" he asked.. "No problem here, officer," the woman answered "I'm just trying to get this man to his feet.. Will you help me?" The officer scratched his
Ali For Cody By Senses Fail
Senses Fail Ali For Cody Lyrics   I'm giving up all expectationsThat I will live a meaningful lifeI once was filled with inspirationThat lion heart has lost his prideI am not the person that I thought that I would beI keep tripping over the same stepsThe stars aren’t beautifulAdvice is never usefulAnd I still walk the line held tight with my regretsI'd rather die than live like thisI’ve gotta give up giving in“Some people never will go crazy,What horrible lives they must lead.”I'm going to try and paint new sceneryAnd build a window to help me seeI am not the person that I thought that I would beI keep tripping over the same stepsThe stars aren’t beautifulAdvice is never usefulAnd I still walk the line held tight with my regretsI'd rather die than live like thisI’ve gotta give up giving inI have got my eyelids stapled shutI have failed but I'm used to itThe past is just thatIt's a sunken old shipThere will be moments I pretendThat I can raise it up
Lord Give Me A Sign!!!!
     I really need to talk to ya lord, since the last time we talk the walk has been hard. I know you haven't left me lord but i feel like im alone. I'm a big boy now but i still ain't grown still goin thru it pain & the hurt, soakin up trouble like rain in the dirt an i know only i can stop the rain just the mention of his name, In the name of jesus.
Paige Brewer
My mother is friends with the mother of this girl and this is the note that she left on facebook concerning the well-being of her daughter Paige...... My 16 yr old daughter Paige Marie Brewer has run away from home. She was living with my mother in Faribault MN to finish high school after my move to the cities. I visited with her Saturday and she showed me a card and bear that was sent to her. She said it was from a 17 yr old she thought was gay and "nothing to worry about". The card was proclaiming his love for her. I told her I didn't approve of her giving out her address on line and would revoke her computer privledges if she continues with that lack of judgement. She mentioned something about a man named Johnathon "The Impaler" Sharkey who thought he was a vampire and had run for governer. I thought it was just someone she was researching because of the Vampire thing, she seems to be enthralled with that lately and I figured it was due to the whole "Twilight" craze. I didn't
There You Have It
PINK LYRICS "U + Ur Hand"Uh uh uh uh uh uh uh ohUh uh uh uh uh uh uh ohCheck it outGoing outOn the late nightLooking tightFeeling niceIt's a Cock fightI can tellI just knowThat it's going downTonightAt the door we don't wait cause we know themAt the bar six shots just beginningThat's when dick head put his hands on meBut you seeI'm not here for your entertainmentYou don't really want to mess with me tonightJust stop and take a secondI was fine before you walked into my lifeCause you know it's overBefore it beganKeep your drink just give me the moneyIt's just you and your hand tonightUh uh uh uh uh uh uh ohUh uh uh uh uh uh uh ohMidnightI'm drunkI don't give a FuckWanna danceBy myselfGuess you're outta luckDon't touchBack upI'm not the oneBuh byeListen up it's just not happeningYou can say what you want to your boyfriendsJust let me have my fun tonightAiightI'm not here for your entertainmentYou don't really want to mess with me tonightJust stop and take a secondI was fine before
Abbott & Costello
This is TOO good! Yes, this IS what they would do if they were still here! Read on: You have to be old enough to remember Abbott and Costello, and too old to REALLYunderstand computers, to fully appreciate this. For those of us who sometimes get flustered by our computers, please read on... If Bud Abbott and Lou Costello were alive today, their infamous sketch, 'Who's on  First?' might have turned out something like this: COSTELLO CALLS TO BUY A COMPUTER FROM ABBOTT ABBOTT: Super Duper computer store. Can I help you? COSTELLO: Thanks,  I'm setting up an office in my den and I'm thinking about buying a computer. ABBOTT: Mac? COSTELLO: No, the name's Lou. ABBOTT: Your computer? COSTELLO:  I don't own a computer. I want to buy one. ABBOTT: Mac? COSTELLO: I told you, my name's Lou. ABBOTT: What about Windows? COSTELLO: Why? Will it get stuffy in here? ABBOTT: Do you want a computer with Windows? COSTELLO: I don't know. What will I see when I look at the windows? ABBOTT: Wallpaper. COSTEL
Those Texans
Gabriel went to the Lord and said, "I have to talk to you. We have some Texans up here who are causing some real problems.... They're swinging on the Pearly Gates, my horn is missing, and they are wearing T-shirts instead of their robes; there's barbecue sauce and picante sauce all over everything, especially their T-shirts; their dogs are riding in the chariots and chasing the sheep. They are wearing baseball caps and cowboy hats instead of their halos.. They refuse to keep the stairway to Heaven clean, and their boots are marking and scuffing up the halls of Wisdom. There are watermelon seeds and tortilla chip crumbs all over the place. Some of them are walking around with just one wing; and they insist on bringing their darn horses with them." The Lord said, "Texans are Texans, Gabriel. Heaven is home to all of my children. If you want to know about real problems, call the Devil."   So Gabriel calls the Devil who answers the phone
Walmart Interview
  WAL MART  INTERVIEW       Jennifer  a manager at Wal-Mart  had the task of hiring someoneto fill a job  opening.         After sorting through a stack of resumes she found four peoplewho were  equally qualified.       Jennifer  decided to call the four in and ask them only onequestion.         Their answer would determine which of them would get the job.       The  day came and as the four sat around the conference roomtable, Jennifer  asked, 'What is the fastest thing you know of?'       The first man  replied, 'A THOUGHT.'   It just pops into yourhead. There's  no warning.       'That's very good!' replied Jennifer.    'And, now you sir?',she asked the second man.      'Hmmm.....let me see 'A blink!   It comes  and goes and youdon't know that it ever  happened.       A BLINK is the fastest thing I know  of.'       'Excellent!' said Jennifer.  'The blink of an eye,  that's avery popular cliche for  speed.'       She then turned to the third man, who was  contemplating
Special Thoughts
Why, Why, Why,Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries arealmost dead?Why do banks charge a fee on 'insufficient funds' when they already knowthere is not enough moneyWhy does someoneBelieve you when you say there are four billion stars; but have to checkwhen you say the paint is still wet?Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw arevolver at him?Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?Whose idea was it to put an 'S' in the word 'lisp'?If people evolved from apes,Why are there still apes?Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles arealways white?Is there ever a day that mattressesAre not on sale?Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes thatsomething new to eat will have materialized?Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuumcleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to giv
Weekend Update!
Im sick my son gave me his cold and I could strangle him.. he also informed me that i will be the basketball moms taxi tonight... FUCK ME! It was valentines day.. i hate valentines day Im pregnant still went to the doctor this morning found out im anemic... no wonder i was craving red meat.. Oh and of course my baby was moving so much they couldn't get a heart beat... SHOCKER I want to crawl into bed and die. Our drainage pipe stopped draining and decided to do a reverse in direction and come out the basement instead... I cant do laundry or dishes which poses a not enough maternity clothes problem.. And to top it all off i saw the skinniest pregnant lady who's baby belly looked like a tiny sour dough loaf.. I wanted to feed her chocolate and butter... I have to admit watching the olympics doesn't thrill me, never really has. That is all.. Oh and answering witchies question who's crazier, thank you all for tryign to be polite but i know im the nuttier of the two that is all.
About Me..
What is the single largest item in your house?My couchHow well can you write your name with your non dominant hand?Not wellWhat color is your bedroom?White,black and reds mostlyWhat type of computer mouse do you use?LogitechWhat is your earliest memory?My Dad's wolf HopieHave you ever jumped off of a high dive?No effin wayDo you take vitamins?Not in pill formWhen did you first become interested in sex?Ha!!Do you like to color inside the lines?WTF? Im not in grade school FFS!!What do you have set as your home page?MyyyyspaceDo you have your own radio?SureWhere would you hate to have to work?Chuck e cheeseWho is on your speed dial?NobodyDo you prefer lightbulbs or candles?Candles How much money did you spend today?Zero so far but Im bout to go pay a billWhat are you sitting on right now?At my computer desk Dipshit!!Do you look at yourself when you pass by reflective surfaces?Who doesn't?Would you ever get plastic surgery?SureDid you play with shaving cream when you were a kid?Haha yeah g
Star Trek's Blog
How is everyone. I just tought I'd start this blog. Not sure why just yet. Ideas are coming. Got any Ideas for me? I usually just bitch and complain on these things. Comedically, that is. It's not whining. Gimme a topic and well see what comes of it.
Yup
same ole same ole   wuzzup peeps !
Correction
I still admit to being an asshole I am just less of one now than I was earlier this year. Watching my daughters grow and show daddy how much they love me has changed my aspect of somethings. Still don't care if you love me or hate me I am just going to try and be less rude in the future.
Short Time
Another day has past,another day of trivial nonsense,or more...another day of losing someone so very special. Our own parents are,have been,and always will be one of a kind...to us. Lost my father today,now,both are gone. Heart goes out to all that have loved and lost,most recently,my friend Kel,Peace and All That,thinkin of you girl!    Time is short,and it doesn't wait on nobody. My friends,cherish what you have...always. It could be over tomorrow.
I'm Makin It While I'm Spendin It.
     I'm makin it while I'm spendin it,You can go to the Louie store,You can go to the Gucci store,You go to the mall,You gonna spend it all wat he do it for,You can buy the rags you can buy the bags,but there ain't no sign that say they the sway,But you can watch me an do your best impersonation,You need a lil time, a lil prepreation sooner or later you gonna have to face it,I'm like the penthouse you a fixed up basement,As far as chicks go I get it You take it I give em all franks the call me nathan.....
Want Some Fubucks?
Want Some Fubucks?   I Am Giving 25k For Every 100 SFW Pic Rates! Tryin 2 Level!       Just Send Me A Private Message With The Total Number Of Pics U Rated & I Will Hook U Up! If U Do Not Send Me A Private Message Telling Me How Many R At Least Which Albums U Rated Then How Will I Know..lol!   Thanks Everyone! SexyBiChris =)
Dreamkatcher
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Toyota's Contest
well here is what is going on i have been doing some paint schemes for my friend's racecar on toyota's contest i need to be within the top ten to have it possibly used so please vote for mine and i have one done out of 5 that i did and i will be putting the links up on here each time they are accepted. now there is only 11 days left for voting and i am still waiting on one to be accepted and then i would have the link and then people can vote.   http://www.sponsafier.com/share/53264   http://www.sponsafier.com/share/44810   http://www.sponsafier.com/share/8010   http://www.sponsafier.com/share/91484   http://www.sponsafier.com/share/138096
Changes
Im making changes to my life no one is going to like but these changes need to be made change number 1. I'm going to try to be a gurl 2. I'm not going to be pushed around anymore by anyone  3. No more people from my past coming back in my life 4. Move on from jacob 5. Stop smoking  6. Tell people my true feelings on things 7. No more hiding from the world 8. No more hiding at all 9. Get rid of the people that are no good for me 10. Get married 11. Spend more time with my mom.  . . . . . . ..more changes coming soon
Our Music Player
  Below is our music player. Feel free to give it a click and hear some of the music we have been playing as of late. The tracks were recorded live so forgive us for it being so raw. We are sure you will still enjoy what you hear.We will also be releasing or first original "I See Your Face" soon. So keep your ears open.
Radio Reqest
And Welcome To Our Lounge Where you as the member and guest are, the V.I.P Of the lounge so you matter and so do your input and idels and we want to hear theme So come Join Today and Tell all Your Friends And Yes Right Now We Are Looking for All Staff Postitions Available Are Head greeters /Night&Day Promoters Dj's Bartenders Bouncers Also We Will Be Having Many contest and events coming up soon for both members and staff so keep your eyes on the bulletins to see what we are up to So come and Apply Today! Ask For Dog The bounty Hunter Or countrygirl Have A Drink On Us Let Our Awesome Staff Take Care Of You And Show You A Good Time
Lagena's Blog
Tae6
Whats up Fuland need drinks and blings here hell ya
About Me!
I'm the girl who will put her head on your shoulder, not because she's sleepy, but because she wants to be closer to you. I'm the girl who likes to be kissed in the rain more than inside your bedroom or in an expensive restaurant. I'm the girl who says,"Okay, but you owe me...", not because I actually want something, but because it means I get to spend more time with you. I'm the girl you can take absolutely anywhere and I will have fun because it means I am spending time with you. I'm the girl who is incredibly picky, but when I find someone I like I want to spend the whole night curled up in their arms. I'm the girl who never forgets all the sweet little things you do for her. I'm the girl who never gives up hope even when I tell others I have. I'm the girl who once I let you into my heart, there's always a place there with your name on it. And even if we spend time apart, I'm the girl who never forgets you. I'm the girl who loves to end a hug with a kiss. I'm the girl who you can ta
10 Things You Should Never Say To A Redhead
  10. “Do your drapes match the carpet?” Thank you for annihilating any naughty thoughts I may have had about  showing you my interior decorating. 9. “Carrot-top.” If you are the first, second or third adult ever to say this to a 6-year-old redhead, congratulations — a first-grader finds you clever! Otherwise, you just appear to possess all the mental maturity of a first-grader, and I expect you’ll shortly be peeing your pants in public. 8. “You know what they say about redheads ...” No, what do they say? No,really, what? You’re not going to tell me? I really wanna know, what do they say, tell me what they say about redheads ...Ohhhh, is this one of those reverse psychology things where I’m supposed to giggle aloud about what a bad girl I am? You wanna know what else is reverse psychology? Your thinking this is gonna work. 7. “Are you a natural redhead?” Yes, are you a natural retard? 6. “Firecrotch.&rdq
Do U Think I Got The Talent???
HEY PPL THIS LINK IS OF ME SINGING!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1eQyW4i9niA I JUST WANNA KNOW WAT UR OPINIONS ARE!!! THIS IS FROM A COUPLE OF YEARS AGO! PLEASE WATCH AND LET ME KNOW WAT U TRULY THINK!!!! THANKS FULAND! LOVE RONDA(aka Leb)♥♥
Thinker
  Why is opening up to someone you are interested in, like pushing your very owen self distract button? You start to doubt youself and expect them to suddenly read your mind just because you shared the most intermit side of yourself with them. Men should understand, that when a woman opens up to you about her deepest and darkest secrets, for her that is better than sex. She may start acting distant to try and protect herself and in thoses moment's you will just see her worse characteristics come out but just remember, you only have to put up with that for minute, in oreder to get the best of her for as long as the relationship last. That, then does not mean that women should expect the man to read their mind or become their saver. You have to know you before you can expect someone else to know you. You only get what you put in, in this life. Expect notthing but greatness and you will get notthing less in return.
The Girl From Ipanema
....something you can't get out of your head right now. Go. **** From the time I saw the guy on the subway this afternoon, I knew I wanted to write about him. Trying to describe him in a few words, under the heading of Funny People Sightings, I've been dying to own him in the pages of my notebook. Bald as a cue ball, taller than the sky, he was sleek and slim like an otter. But the reason that he stuck out in my mind, the reason I need to make him part of my "someday" stable of characters, was the way he was dressed in the middle of the day on the subway at Queen and Yonge, in a tight black catsuit and flip-flops. I would say he was wearing a wetsuit, but it definitely didn't look like it was waterproof. He had the most aggressive nipples I have ever seen on a man, protruding rock hard through the fabric and tipping a pair of amazing pecs. Heavily muscled abs and thighs that were corded and gorgeous. The objectionable part, at least for some of the people who could not take their ey
My Promise To You Mom...
  Now that you're gone,.. I'll remember you with smiles and laughter And if I need to cry, I'll cry with our family who walk in grief beside me. And when I need you, I'll put my arms around anyone and give to them what I need you to give to me. There are so many who need so much. You have left me something... something much better than words or sounds. I'll Look for you in the people I've known or those you helped and touched in some special way. You will always live in my heart as well as my mind. I will love you most by letting my love reach out to our loved ones, by embracing them and living in their love. Love does not die, people do. So, when all that's left is love, It will be your love that lives on forever.   I love you Mom... rest in peace.
Boredum
~Start~ 1. Your gender: M 2. Are you liking someone: yea 3. Are you hungry: Yes 4. Are you bored: Yes 5. Your birthday: November 23 6. Age you wish you were: 21 but already am 7. The color of your hair: dirty blonde 8. Color you wish your hair was: no diff 9. The color of your eyes: Blue 10. Got any piercing: no 11. Want anything pierced: yea 12. Tattoos: not yet 13. Who do you like: a girl 14. Any siblings: yea -​-​-​-​-​-​-​-​-​-​-​-​-​-​-​-​-​-​-​-​-​-​-​-​-​-​-​-​-​-​-​-​-​-​-​-​-​-​-​-​-​-​-​-​-R
Truth
Human predators abound, preying on the weak, the helpless. These lions do not need taming. they need to be put down.
Love
WHEN YOU FIRST MEET SOMEONE,ITS OBVIOUSLY LUST~~ THEN YOU GET TO KNOW THEM AND ITS ATTRACTION~~IN TIME YOU MIGHT CALL IT LOVE~~ FOR ME THAT'S NOT GOOD ENOUGH~~I WANT THE LUST~~THE PASSION~~THE ATTRACTION ~~AND THE LOVE YOU CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT~~ WHEN YOU THINK OF THAT PERSON ALL DAY AND CAN'T WAIT TO BE WITH THEM OR TALK TO THEM~~WHERE YOU KNOW EACHOTHERS NEXT WORDS~~ WHEN YOUR HEART IS TELLING YOU THIS ISN'T YOUR NORMAL ATTRACTION, IT GOES DEEPER THAN THAT!~~ WHEN THE FEELING YOU HAVE IS NOT LIKE ANY OTHER FEELING YOU HAD FOR ANYONE~~ WHEN TWO HEARTS BEAT AS ONE ~~ WHICH IS CALLED FINDING YOUR 'SOUL MATE" ANYONE CAN SAY I LOVE YOU, BUT ITS WHEN YOU FIND THAT ONE PERSON AND YOUR HEARTS BECOME ONE THAT YOU KNOW YOU COMPLETED YOUR SOUL~~ WHEN YOU MAKE LOVE IT IS SO INTENSE IT TAKES YOU TO ANOTHER PLACE!! OUR BODIES SO INTO EACH OTHER WE FEEL LIKE WE ARE CONNECTED~~ TO THE POINT THAT I SAY NEVER TAKE IT OUT!~~ STAY IN ME!!~~ AND HE SAYS " I WANT TO TASTE YOUR SOUL" SOME PEOPE GO A LIFE
Bone Cancer
Definition of bone cancer: Primary bone cancer is cancer that forms in cells of the bone. Some types of primary bone cancer are osteosarcoma, Ewing sarcoma, malignant fibrous histiocytoma, and chondrosarcoma. Secondary bone cancer is cancer that spreads to the bone from another part of the body (such as the prostate, breast, or lung). Estimated new cases and deaths from cancer of the bones and joints in the United States in 2009: New cases: 2,570 Deaths: 1,470 1. What is bone cancer? Bone cancer is a malignant (cancerous) tumor of the bone that destroys normal bone tissue (1). Not all bone tumors are malignant. In fact, benign (noncancerous) bone tumors are more common than malignant ones. Both malignant and benign bone tumors may grow and compress healthy bone tissue, but benign tumors do not spread, do not destroy bone tissue, and are rarely a threat to life. Malignant tumors that begin in bone tissue are called primary bone cancer. Cancer that metastasizes (spreads
What Kids Want And Need To Know When A Parent Is Diagnosed
What kids need and want to know when a parent is diagnosed. Little Joanie had a hard question: “Who’s going to be my mommy?” “I’m your mommy,” answered Janice Hayes-Cha. But that wasn’t the whole question. “I’m too scared to say it!” said Joanie. “Can you whisper it in my ear?” She could: “Who’s going to be my mommy if you die?” Kids ask hard questions all the time, but for parents facing cancer it can be even harder. Fortunately, Hayes-Cha was ready. “All I could think of was my kids,” she says of her initial diagnosis with advanced breast cancer. “I was really freaked out.” Then her doctor at Massachusetts General Hospital Cancer Center suggested the Parenting At a Challenging Time, or PACT, program. “It was a huge relief to have that expertise at my disposal.” Joanie wasn’t even sad that day, says Hayes-Cha; she was just working things out. “Her main issue was, ‘Who is going to take care of me?’ ” Hayes-Cha countered that she didn’t think she would die s
4 Exercises To Sharpen Your Brain
4 Exercises to Sharpen Your BrainBy Dr. Maoshing Ni - Posted on Fri, Jun 19, 2009, 1:12 pm PDT Dr. Mao's Secrets of Longevity by Dr. Maoshing Ni a Yahoo! Health Expert for Alternative Medicine Visit Alternative Medicine Home » More By This Expert 4 Exercises to Sharpen Your Brain8 Commonly Used Herbs and their Healing Properties5 Secrets to Preserve Your Eyesight All Blog Posts Did you find this helpful? Rate this blog entry: Sign in to rate!Sign in to rate!thumbs up thumbs down 95% of users found this article helpful. Think of your brain as a muscle: It gets stronger with exercise. Your everyday mental tasks are like walking, but how about a real workout? Try these simple exercises to boost your brain power and clear away the fog of forgetfulness. 1. Use your non-dominant hand Tackling new tasks improves brain capacity in younger people and has a restorative effect on mental faculties that are declining. Boost your brain power right now by performing everyday acti
Hazards To Your Heart!
Hazardous to Your Heart BY JAMIE SPENCER Protecting the heart from toxic side effects of cancer therapy. How Heart Damage Occurs At the dizzying moment when a patient first receives a diagnosis of cancer, the side effects of treatment to fight the disease may seem insignificant. That was certainly true for Adriana Jenkins, who found out in 2001 at age 31 that she had inflammatory breast cancer and the disease had already spread to her lymph nodes and chest wall. “Quite honestly, my situation was so dire,” she says now, “if they had said hydrochloric acid would help, I’d have spread it all over my body.” Instead, she entered a trial for Herceptin® (trastuzumab). But after 12 weeks of treatment, despite her cancer responding well, she had to withdraw from the trial because of potentially dangerous changes in her heart rhythm. Adriana Jenkins was removed from a Herceptin study after experiencing injury to her heart. Photo by David Gordon. While many side effects o
What Is Cancer?
What is Cancer?BY THE American Cancer SocietyMEDIAView Illustration:Cause & EffectAlthough there are many kinds of cancer, they all start because of out-of-control growth of abnormal cells. Normal body cells grow, divide, and die in an orderly fashion. Because cancer cells continue to grow and divide, they are different from normal cells. Instead of dying, they outlive normal cells and continue to form new abnormal cells.Cancer cells develop because of damage to DNA, which directs all activities in each cell. When DNA becomes damaged, the body is usually able to repair it. In cancer cells, however, the damaged DNA is not repaired. People can inherit damaged DNA, which results in approximately 10 percent of all cancers. More often, though, a person's DNA becomes damaged by exposure to something in the environment or random cellular events.Most cancers originate almost anywhere in the body and usually form as a solid tumor, while others, such as leukemia and myeloma, are sometimes referr
Unexpected And Unique The Challenges Of Breast Cancer In Women Under 40
Breast cancer is usually the furthest thing from your mind when planning for your 30th birthday. But for Jeannine Salamone of Alexandria, Virginia, a breast lump was an uninvited guest. She actually noticed the painful lump a few weeks earlier, but by the time she saw her gynecologist it had gotten bigger and more painful. A mammogram showed suspicious signs of calcifications in the breast and she was sent to a surgeon for a biopsy. “I got the results the next day,” she says, “the day I turned 30, and it was positive for cancer.” Before her diagnosis Salamone says she had no clue that someone her age could get breast cancer. But she quickly learned that young women do get this disease. In fact, although breast cancer is more common in older women, about 13,700 women younger than 40 years of age will get breast cancer this year in the United States. A few of these women, like Salamone, will learn they carry mutations in one of the two known breast cancer genes, called BRCA1 and
The Cancer Journey
Cancer is a journey - both medical and emotional. You leave the life you know as soon as you hear the words "you have cancer," not knowing what lies ahead for your body or your soul. While each journey is unique, there are universal stops and turns for every cancer patient and caregiver/co-survivor. Understanding this journey will help you maneuver the obstacles and prepare for various possibilities as you juggle new information for yourself and your family or community. The first step has been decided, whether it is surgery, chemotherapy, radiation, or experimental treatments making their way into clinical trials. There are things you can do to get ready for treatment to take control of this part of the journey. Diagnosis Cancer. In the coming days and weeks you will be required to make life-changing decisions at a time when you are grappling emotionally with the life changes that cancer brings. We are here with information that will help you take control of this time. Breathe,
10+ Foods For A Super Body, Satisfy Cravings, Fight Stress, Build Immunity
Recipes for the Mind, Body, Soul, Fitness, and Health!! Facts of Life: Stick to the List and watch the definition happen: Eat 6 small meals a day Eat lean protein and complex carbohydrates at every meal Lean protein can come from lean poultry, fish, egg whites, soy beans, legumes, lebtils, and limited nuts (remember we are going for defined abs) 2 handfuls a day is suffice Complex Carbohydrates come from fresh fruits and vegetables and whole grains Drink plenty of water everyday at least 3 liters almost a gallon avoid all processed refined and chemically charged foods avoid sugars except for naturally occuring sugars in fruits avoid trans and saturated fats avoid sodas and juices since they contain loads of sugars,either real or fake (I just cant seem to follow this one well) Limit treats to once per week rather than an entire day.. What to eat before you workout??? Eat complex carbs for energey before a workout and lean proteins afterward for tiss
United
THIS IS TYGER,SOME KNOW ME,OTHERS DO NOT.I AM HERE TO OFFER NO DRAMA,NOT HERE TO PLAY ANY GIRLS,MY PURPOSE IS TO START A ALL GIRLS GROUP THAT WANT CLOSE FRIENDS WHO WILL BE THERE FOR THE OTHERS,AND NOT WORRY SO MUCH ABOUT BEING TOP DOG.FRIENDSHIP IS #1 AND FUBAR DEALINGS COMES 2ND.SO TOUCH BASE WITH ME HERE,OR ON FACEBOOK TO LET ME KNOW IF UR INTERESTED IN FORMING CLOSE FRIENDSHIPS THAT MEAN SOMETHING OK.
Conteplating
Ok so I live in Sun Brook Apartments, in St. Charles the 63301 area, and I work in Schnucks, in Brentwood St. Louis part time, so those of u that know the area, understand my feelings. Last night my best friend's Mother died, and im debating on moving down there to be closer for her...I Love her dearly we are like sisters...but she is the onlyone out there, and my grandmother is not doing well either, and I am a Grandma's girl through and through, and the rest of my friends, and family are near me right now, so i dont know if me moving will benifit me or be worse than where im at now...   any thoughts???...feel free to let me know Marsha
Accusations
Allright, Let me get a few things clear. I was just accused tonight of stealing staff from another lounge. This is something I did not do , nor have I ever. The person who accused me I will not name at this time, but they know who they are and so do others. He has informed me that " supposedly" others have came to him and said I steal members and attempt to steal their staff as well. This is something I am not sure whether to believe or take as just another ploy. So I wanted to write this in case. I have never, nor will I ever feel the need to lower myself to stealing another lounge owners staff. If you feel I am like this or have done this please feel free to come to me. There are many lounges on my lounge list, and many I support adn know have good honest ppl in them. And some know I would do just about anything to help. This is coming up because I hired a Dj who I was told quit. Who came to me and asked for a job. This is wwhat happens, ppl change almost like
My Greatest Wrong Or Right
Dear Diary,               I stand half naked in front to the bay window, I reach into my bag, I pulled out my book and pen, I being to write to you, diary. This is my resource to keep my wicked deeds straight. I no longer know how many I have killed or will kill in the mere future. All I know…             I have killed again today. I found it thrilling. But I guess I will tell more to you. All my hidden deeds that brought death to men and women, who mistreated others, I choose them…because of my past. No one has to the divine right to hurt someone else. I can no longer stomach what is going in life, so what I had to become is now…             Is no longer lightness or goodness in life, it has become darkness seeking out justice for those who can’t fight back like….me at one time in my dark past. I am no longer sure….I’m making the wrong or right choices, but do know…             Give those back what they place others…is
Friends And Family
American Freedoms Motorcycle Rally
It's the American Freedoms Motorcycle Rally and Event - 2010 at The Arena in Corbin, June 30 thru July 4, 2010. Lots of entertainment, bike rides, bike show, AVTT "Moving Wall" Vietnam memorial, huge military appreciation ceremony, Louisiana Crawfish Boil, mud bog, national vendors, pig roast at the Wednesday night Kick-Off Party. We're going to rock Corbin!!! That's Corbin, Kentucky at the South Corbin Exit [#25] on Interstate 75 Will Pass along any New Info as it comes along...but here is the link to the website if you want to take a look...Corbin American Motorcycle Rally We just received this information and do not yet have all the details on it but will gladly pass along any info we get as soon as we receive it. Within the next few days we will add to the post a list that contains info about local hotels, bars, restaurants, attractions, sights, camping areas, etc. Any questions about the general area, feel free to ask and we will fill you in. Paul & Sondra IMPORTANT NOTE: No
Dear Them
Who is "them"? Them are the people who are not us. (sorry Dr. Beal I know you taught me better grammer than that but oh well)   Dear Them,       You asked me today why I served my country, what could justify serving a country that kills poor innocent civilians in a far off land. You could not see my reason for doing what I do. In your eyes I am a killer, yes I have killed men, and probably women maybe even children. My bombs do not discriminate on gender, or age or color or creed. I have killed my own Marines, not directly but what else will you have me call it sending a young man into a firefight? You asked what can justify this? What reason could I have to do what I do?       This is what I say to you, my home is in a land where brave men fought, brave men died and brave men killed. While in our native homelands we asked for freedom to worship, we asked for freedom to speak; our cries landed on deaf ears. We left our native land in an effort of peace, to remove ourselves from the
Nail Clippings
It was a sunny day in the frozen barren land.... A day that seemed like a perfect day to get new phones. As i drove towards the mall listening to a variety of music and really no one pissing me off while driving. All seemed well..   I get to the mall and woah look an actual expectant mothers parking spot. I am in luck, there is good in this pregnant world. Im glad I wore runners because walking the cement floors of a mall is a nemesis to a big pregnant lady.. I make it to the store, Im standing in line hes there with another client so i find the nearest wall and lean on it... Oh looks hes done my turn, Hes my guy... the guy you make your store buddy cause you shop their so often they know you... He grabs my phone I tell him what i want he says it will be 20 minutes do you want to sit in the lounge ill turn on the tv. My stomach is growling so i tell him im going to run and grab some food... I make my way to the bread and saucery company, a cute little coffee shop. I grab a sausage
Dealt With Via Crazy Man...
Clicky Theres an amazing amount of discussion going on regarding the girl who eggs the guy on and then films HERSELF picking up the white guys grocery bag, Kinda funny how she pulls her own card... And now we have her video reply via youtube.... Clicky Hmmmmmmm.......Im not gonna touch on her horribly scripted reply.....anyways... point is...dont fuck with crazy old men! muchless swing on one....
Whisper
Slip into the nightCaught on a dream.Rip yourself awayAnd don't look back.It's time for freedomAnd time to love.It's time to leave behindEverything you've held onto.Don't be afraidAs you slip through the trees.The moon and stars will guide youAnd lead you safely to me.Softly, I whsiperAnd hope that you can hear:'This is it, my love,No turning back.'But even from miles awayI hear your heart beating in your chest.I feel the fear in youThat I know you've been hiding.You don't want to come here tonightAnd I understand why.But I want this last chanceTo look into your eyes.Soon everything will changeAnd we will drift apart.So tonight, let's hold eachotherAnd whisper in the dark.
Hate Him
She wants to hate him, but she just can't find the way,Whenever he's around she doesn't know what to say.Her chest tightens, whenever he is near,She doesn't know why she even cares.He's hurt her before, but she still can't let go,Why she still likes him, she'll never know,He makes her breathless, but he makes her sad,She doesn't know why and it's driving her mad.She doesn't understand why she just can't let it be,She whispers to herself,"Why does he do this to me?"She hates herself for being so weak,Whenever he's around she can't seem to speak.Her heart beats faster and she finds it harder to breathe,Will he ever understand why she wants to leave?He leads her on and expects her to be fine,But he doesn't know she's nearly crossed the line.Her cuts get deeper, she finds it harder to bare,Where ever she goes, he seem to be there.She hates seeing him when he's with his girlfriend,It hurts her so bad, and she wants it to end.She's tearing her self apart, she has no control,She doesn't know
More Then Just Friends
I don't want what I'm about to say change the way things are, I'm a little scard of what you'll say 'cause I'd rather have you in me life as my friend then not have you in it at all.I feel so comfortable around you yet it's so hard to tell you how I feel about you, our friendship means so much more then that to me.I'm not sure where she stands with you all I know is that the time you spend with her was with me instead.I act like it doesn't bother me but, truth is I spend all my time wishing you were mine and I was in her place.It's hard to keep these feeling inside when all I wanna do is kiss you.I love how we can talk for hours, you just get me on a whole nother level, or how can sit in a room without saying a word and it still means so much.You're laugh makes me laugh and you're smile makes me smile.I bet you couldn't tell unless I told you but I wanna love you the way I want to, I want to be more then friends and I guess I was just wondering if you felt the same.
"in The Closet" Gays
all dudes dats denying that the utter fact of your sexuality, im tellin you now, even though im not gay,doesnt mean you should deny that you are....so stop hittin on me and denyin your sexuality just say it and have a little respect for yourself.
Douchebaggery
from: Firechief/Found... New Hotties of the Week http://fubar.com/blog/329164/11... United States subject: RE: 2 Alarm Hotties   received: 02/18/2010 06:35 pm replied: no    block this member    Flag as spam   Well 1st this is just like a Maryland lady I have yet to meet one that I liked. But I suppose you are like others trying to start a girls group. Well I didnt know you were one so for that Im sorry, We dont want nor do I want our girl asking you or anyone with you so I will put the word out.Enjoy the snow=== '•• . .ΜFĸŋ JÇ. . ••. . §ëЯ. . ••. .Ðเr±y Ðøzεn TART. . ••. .' wrote the following at '2010-02-18 18:25:15'..>> Hello - Fire Chief,> > Within the past month, many of your officers have approached more than 1/2 of the Dirty Dozen members in regards to joining the 2nd alarm h
I Dreamed Of You
I dreamed of you.....   At night you would sneak in my dreams. Lay next to me. Your arms around me. Your breathe on my neck. Feeling the heat of your body warming my skin. Feeling your hand move, as your finger tips run down my side. My skin tingles from your touch. The softness of your lips on my ear. The fire of your words as you whisper "i need you. I want to feel our bodies melt into one." You press your body harder into mine. You legs slips between mine Letting me feel the desire you have. You hand roams over my breast. Teasing my hard nipples A slight moan escapes my lips. The strength of your hand kneading them. Moans get louder. Lips pressed against each other.Lips parting as our tongues dance with each other. Your hand grab mine. Pulls them above my head. Holding them there. The full weight of your body on mine. The next sensation is the feeling of you slowly slip into me. Pushing until you can go no further. Holding tight against me. The wetness caressing you. Pleasurabl
Godsmack's New Cd,oracle!
Their new song 'cryin like a bitch is great,i can't wait till it come out,Godsmack is one of if not my favorite bands today!ManSully kickz azz!Shout out to Godsmack!
Plagiarized From A Friend
 If you woke tomorrow to find  everyone you ever loved was gone, would your  life still have meaning? WOULD YOU still carry on? WOULD YOU sit down to cry not knowing what to do? WOULD YOU lay down to die? or just start life anew?  In loving memory J.E.H
Wanna Kill Some Time?
I have decided to put a Fantasy Baseball league up on Yahoo.  Now it is available to anyone who is interested only thing you win is bragging rights.  It is open to anyone interested just leave a comment and i will get with you at some point.  Hopefully a few of my friends on her are interested and wanna have a little fun and maybe meet some new people.  Must get with me before Sunday March 28th to join league i can have a max of 20 people but must have an even number for this thing to start.
My Louge
  OK PEEPS I NEED YOUR HELP GET YOUR ASSES IN  MY LOUNGE ITS CALLED WILDWOMENROCKING SO GET YOUR ASSES IN THERE AND HAVE FUN WE GOT TUNES AND CAMS AND WOMEN WHO WILL ROCK YOUR WORLD                                  THANK YOU                                   MRDEATH
I Dnt Get It!!!
What iz wrong wit tha woman n tha cityz that i lived n there r no hook upz, now i have many woman from all around tha world that wud love ta get wit me but tha woman n my own city wnt give me tha time of day " i dont get it" now maybe sum1 can tell wtf iz up wit thatcuz i wud like ta know i mean iz it me or maybe they just dnt know a good man when they c 1, what eva tha answer iz i wud like 2 know cuz cumin home 2 a empty apt every night aint fun!
Wolf Pack Rules
1.No disrespecting other family members.If you have a problem with someone go to staff. 2.must try to rate the daily rate.If you can't plz let staff know. 3.When a level up is posted in stash,you must help,if you cannot help tell the homepage. 4.you may rate nsfw pics if you want to but no one will make you rate them.Use your own judgement. 5.If you donot have a salute pic you will have 30 days to get one.If you cannot get a salute done in that 30 days tell a staff member. 6.If not a computer plz put afk so no one sends you the link for the level ups. 7.Must add all family members to fubar.You can find the members list under stash on homepage. 8.All staff must tell ppl they have joining to put who u are joining through. 9.Plz read any blogs and stashes that are posted to homepage and comment so you get credit. 10.If you want to join this family you cannot have any member of this family blocked.I donot get involved in personal stuff,but this is fubar,if you cannot get along the
A Touch Never Felt
How can you ache and crave for someone's touch When you have never felt it? I do this for yours, though, And the yearning grows more each day I have never wanted anything in my life As much as I want you When you whisper such sweet love In my ear when we talk You make me melt into a puddle Of complete helplessness You have become my every waking thought And my every dream at night I breathe in so hard Trying to catch my breath when we can't talk I close my eyes so tight Hoping when I open them you will be there But I know I have to wait Until the time is right It seems so far away That I think I am losing my mind I want to breathe in your scent And keep it with me all day long I want to taste your love for me By kissing your sweet lips I want to feel your body next to me So when you leave for awhile I can hold on I just want you to know That I really do love you When the day comes and we are together You will always know and feel this I will always hug, kiss and love you Every m
Leolver
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Big Daddy's Poem
Ladys here is a lil poem I wrote about having loved and lost Enjoy As she left I realized, I missed the feeling………….. I missed the feeling, Of her fingers running through my hair, Of Her tiny hands gently resting in the palm of my hand, Her cool kisses on my neck I miss the feel of a warm hug At the end of a long day, I miss the feel of her eyes slowly watching me, Waiting for me, Longing for me, To come and hold her once again, I miss the feeling of Her warm body laying Next to mine on a cold winters morning, The feeling of knowing she's safe, Warm, Satisfied, Mine. I Miss the feeling of Her Just being with me and knowing That she's not going anywhere. I miss the feeling of warmth, Purity, Wholeness, Commitment, And Love, I miss the Feeling of Love In my heart, In my mind, And in my soul, I miss all those lovely feeling I miss them every day, For the feeling that are brought On by a lover can neve
Its Finally Happening...
After all these years, Im finally going to get some relief for the pain Ive been having in my knees for 30 years.  Praise God. When I was about 15 years old, I went tooling out on my 10-speed, craving a slurpee.  Along comes a drainage grate ( I didnt see it because it was overgrown with grass) and my front tire collided and Janice went oopsie over the handle bars.  After limping home, Mom took me to the ER, where I was diagnosed with torn ligaments and cartillage  (sp?).  Mom refused to let them go in and repair the damage, so instead I was placed on crutches and in a knee brace for 3 weeks. Skip ahead a year or so..and I went out for the high school track team.  Running was something I loved to do, so I trained for distance and stamina.  On this particular day,  we were competing with an area school..and I was lined up for the 440 relay.  On the 3rd turn, I hit the hurdle head on..but my left foot got tangled in it, and down I went.  Well here we go again, BACK to the ER, back to t
Sweetmarie Blog Fubar
I think it is terrible that Tiger Woods had to say sorry to America for having a sex life. Give me strength how many guys dont have extra marital affairs? I am not aware that he ever put himself out there as being Saint Tiger and he is only a golfer when all is said and done. He has had more publicity than Monica and Clinton. I dont think Tiger lives in the White House. In England we have a different point of view, Tiger Rocks :) Get off his case.
Watch What You Do
They could be the death of you.  I once made a bad decision that almost ended my life.  I was young, stupid (not that THAT has changed any), and desperate for attention.  One day in my sophmore year of high school, my "best friend" and I decided to skip school. She and I were fifteen at the time.  We walked to her 21 year old boyfriend's house.  From there we went to the liquor store to pick up vodka, peach schnapps and orange juice.  Then we headed to his friend's house.  The first half hour was spent sitting and talking.  Then drinks were made.  I had a fuzzy navel, o.j. and peach schnapps.  Everyone else was happy with screwdrivers, o.j. and vodka. My friend and her boyfriend went off to a back room, leaving me alone with a total stranger.  He and I talked for a bit, then he offered some of his drink to me because I had never had it before.  From that moment everything went dark.  I don't remember anything of what happened until I woke up face down on the floor.  Throwing up w
Dream
A Dream As I'm laying here, ready for sleep, I'm thinking of your beauty as you see.. I can't help but wonder what you're thinking about, but I'm very certain its me. As I gaze into your eyes, I long for your kiss, a kiss, a key to eternal bliss I shall close my eyes, and fall asleep. And dream of you. A dream so deep. I long to be with you, night and day. I'll get my chance, hopefully someday. My green eyed beauty, you are mine, someday our souls shall intertwine Goodnight my love, and may you dream, I will see you, in my dream.
Survey
How many sex partners have you had? Is it easy for you to orgasm? One night stands or relationships? Craziest place you've had sex? When's the last time you got some? Lights on or off when you do it? Nice and slow or hard and rough? Do you like bondage? Do you like role playing? What's your fantasy? Does size matter? Ever have a threesome or would you consider it? Do you like giving or recieving oral? What's your favorite position? Do you masturbate? And if so how often? Someone ever walk in on you guys? Do you like sex toys? Ever have phone or cyber sex? What kind of condoms do you like? Or do you not prefer them? Favorite place to do it? Spit or swallow? Moaner or screamer? Do you watch porn and if so what kind? Ever fool around on your period or do someone on their period? Do you ever fantasize about someone else when your with your partner? Ever call out the wrong person's name? How often do you want sex or think about it? E
Wazzuup
It is so sickening how we keep sending troops over seas to fight a losing war that doesnt seem to be coming to no end. Its time we bring our troops home already. Enough said.
Drama
Courage is a hard thing to figure you can have courage based on a dumb idea or a mistake but your not suppose to questionadults or your coach or your teacher because they make the rules maybe they know best but maybe they dont it all depends on who you are where you come from didnt at least one of the 600 guys think about giving up and joining with the other side i mean valley of death thats pretty salty stuff thats why courage is tricky should you always do what others tell you to do sometimes you might not even know why your doing something i mean any fool can have courage but honor thats the real reason you either do something or you dont its who you are and maybe who you want to be if you die try for something important then you have both honor and courage and thats pretty good i think thats what the writter was saying that you should hope for courage and try for honor and maybe even pray that the people telling you what to do have some too.   This essay that Michael Oher had to
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Poems
I fall for someone They treat me harshly I am wanting to love someone But what is love? Is it someone who makes you have butterflies? Is it someone you known your whole life? Is it someone you know your happy with? What is it? I have lost so much hope Knowing what that word means I have cried I have stressed I have been emotional Over one little word Love I have lost hope on it An seem to not know what it is Is love even out their for such a young woman Like myself Even being Bisexual or Lesbian
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15 Signs You're Meant To Be Together
Even when you're crazy about someone, it can often be hard to know if he or she is "right" for you. How do you know you won't feel differently in a year? 10 years? A lifetime? Deciding if you can commit to someone is a deeply personal determination, and everyone has different criteria. As in any verdict, you have to start by assessing the evidence. With that in mind, YourTango has come up with 15 signs that you're dating a soul mate. You don't have to check off all of these points to be sure about someone -- but if you can say yes to several, you've found a very special mate. 1. You tell him things you don't tell anyone else. We don't mean blurting something out when you're emotionally unstable, but the desire to tell him intimate details about your life means you trust him -- a major component of successful long-term love. 2. You let her see you in moments of weakness. It's easy to be happy with someone when you're feeling good about life. But what about when you're not doing s
Miss Leading Profile Pics
EVERYTHING TYPED HERE IS MEANT WITH ALL THE RESPECT IN THE WORLD ladies do me a favor make up ur minds. this is for all the ladies that have anything that was covered in subject and post in there about me area no yim no cam and dont shout me. pls pic a side to be on the tease and sexy side or the just want to make freinds and help each other make points there is no stradling the fence here so to speak u ithere atract with simple type pics to get simple freinds or racey pics and u attract racy type friends. the pics in the subject sugest sex and playfyllness u dont want it dont post it.
Grandma's Story
Desarae Barnes             My Grandma has been sick with lung cancer for three and a half years now. She made the decision last summer that she no longer wanted chemo treatments. I guess for most people this would be hard to hear from a loved one but I understand. With the chemo she didn’t get out of her recliner and that’s not much of a life. So I visit her as much as I can and even though she stays in her chair she is still the strongest woman I know. She only has a little while longer with us but she’s ready when the time comes. When I visit, we talk about my schooling is going but mostly we talk about our memories.             I don’t remember much about my childhood but what I do remember most of the time involves my grandmother. My strongest memory is of every Sunday. First grandma started cooking dinner before the morning church service. It was most of the time the same thing Roast Beef slightly seasoned and cooked for hours in the crock pot. The sides
Fuckin Bitchy Ass Computer
ok, my computer is being a fucking bitch, i have no idea why its doing this shit to me, if it dosent cooperate soon, im chucking it out the window.
A Poem For Bryan
I have only just lost you the pain is hard to bareDo I have to go through life knowing your not thereplease some one explain to me why he had to goare there any reasons I really need to knowI sit here and remember all the lovely times we shared the talks the laughter of every one you caredI am told the pain will ease in timeand I will think of him without a tearbut that will be impossible as I need to have him hereHe was my very world to me my ever guiding starJust kiss me softly on the cheek and tell me where you are
Old Poems
Life is never good for me and that is what I wish you would see. Just let me end it all for I'll be happy in the end. I'll finally be free.Free from all the pain and torment and the never ending battle.No more dealing with arguments and tears. I'd finally be through with it all.You just don't seem to understand that by keeping me here you're making it worse.If I were dead and gone by now I'd be happy, I wouldn't have this life, I wouldn't have this curse.I'm already considering doing this even without your consent. I know for sure that once it's all over with my heart will be content. So here I am sitting on my bed with a knife to my wrist.Please everyone don't be upset, don't be pissed.You just need to know I love you all but I couldn't handle it anymore.OK here I go, I'm doing this for sure. You just need to let me go to heaven now.Hopefully god will understand and accept this.Just tell my baby I love her and I'm sorry I couldn't give her one last kiss.Tell everyone I love them and t
35 Things A Girl Probably Doesn't Know
1. Guys are more emotional then you think, if they loved you at one point, it'll take them a lot longer then you think to let you go, and it hurts every second that they try. 2. Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about. 3. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile. 4. Guys will do anything just to get you to notice him. 5. Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend or ex love-interest. Unless they're goin for the let-her-complain-to-you-and-then-have-her-realize-how-wonderful-and-nice-you-are method. 6. A guy who likes you wants to be the only guy you talk to. 7. Boyfriends need to be reassured often that they're still loved. 8. Guys are more emotional than they'd like people to think. 9. Giving a guy a hanging message like "You know what?!..uh...nevermind.." would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what you are thinking. And he'll assume he did something wrong and he'll o
Never Too Skeptical?
I am a 30 year old mom of 3 daughters and 2 Angels! I was married for 8 months and have been divorced happily for 9 1/2 years! Ive had relationships but have been single for over 2 years now! I have devoted my life to my children and given up on love! Within the past few months, I have met someone who is so incredible and makes me feel perfect! I know people say this all the time but I have truly never felt this good! My heart skips 2 beats when i talk to him! My heart sinks when I dont! I want to spend every waking moment with him and when I dream at night, i want him next to me! I want to kiss him when I go to work in the morning and hug him when I come home! He says he wants the same! This is like the stories my Mother would tell me when I was a child and have suddenly gained an understanding of what she said! However, I am so worried it won't work seeing I mess everything up somehow! Past relationships have clouded my judgement and I have been jaded as everyone has at one point or
Life
Did you know that dinosaurs never existed and their bones were just manufactured to trick people into believing in evolution. It's true, just ask any Christian. lol Why can't we all just have an open mind and an open heart? Why do most humans feel the need to force their beliefs on others. I am the type of person that will listen to others view and state my own. I have no issues with people having their own beliefs, I just don't want those beliefs pushed on me. I will gladly listen to what anyone has to say whether I agree with their beliefs or not. Everyone has their own opinion and I feel that each opinion should be heard and thought over. None of us knows who is right until that day comes when we cease to breath. Does life continue after death? Who am I to answer? I have my beliefs. I will not judge others for theirs as I hope they will not judge me for mine. Someday we may all have the decency and respect to allow others to have their own opinion and give them the respect to he
My Demons
Once long ago, a wise person told me something that has come true.   That person told me that "My Demons" will be the one to cause me the most pain in my life.   At the time I didin't want to belive what I was told, but it comes to fact that yes they have come to be a big part in my life and have caused me the most pain.   My Demons, are all from my past, and it is a past that I am not very proud of.   I have hurt the person that means the most to me, and I am sorry for that.  But now that person knows what my demons are and is going to help me try to conquer them.   Now if I wish to brings things back to how they used to be, I have to learn to be more patient, and not let my past come back to haunt me.
Vampire's Heaven
Come visit my website its new and still working on it so please dont be to cruel  http://vampiresheaven.web.com
Seriously??
Ok i just need to say that if someone is going to buy me gifts, drinks, rate my pics, fu-own me or make something for me does NOT mean that i am or goin to fall head over heals for them or vise versa, nor does it mean that i'm going to be upset with anyone if they were to do the same thing for someone else!  It just simply means that when i do receive something i am going to do the same for them in return no matter what because that is who i am!!  It's called being respectful & i feel that there is just ABSOLUTELY NO REASON  why anyone should get excited or upset in anyway!! FUBAR is an online game/chat site to meet & talk to new people & most importantly to have fun!! 
Touched By Music
I want to know how it'll end. I want to be sure of what it'll cost. I want to strangle the stars for all they promised me. I want you to call me on your drug phone. I want to keep you alive so there is always the possibility of murder later. I want to be there when you learn the cost of desire. I want you to understand that my malevolence is just a way to win. I want the name of the ruiner. I want matches in case I have to suddenly burn. I want you to know that being kind is overrated. I want to write my secret across your sky. I want to watch you lose control. I want to watch you lose. I want to know exactly what it's going to take. I want to see you insert yourself into glory. I want your touches to scar me so I'll know where you've been. I want you to watch when I go down in flames. I want a list of atrocities done in your name. I want to reach my hand into the dark and feel what reaches back. I want to remember when my nightmares were clearer. I want to be there when your hot black
Random Thoughts.
I'll be sitting in the back waiting for whoever to notice me again... If you do find your way back, I'm sure its only temporary. I'm not going to speak over everyone to get someone's attention. I've tried, its tiring, and very unhelpful. Are you wondering who you are yet? You could be wrong.
Status Question Bling
EVERYDAY I WILL POST A NEW QUESTION VIA MY STATUS, LEAVE ME A STATUS COMMENT SAYING THAT U STOPPED BY AND GIVE ME UR ANSWER VIA PRIVATE MESSAGE (OR GIFT LOL) I WILL SUBMIT THE NAMES OF THE FIRST, SECOND, AND THIRD CORRECT ANSWER INTO A MONTHLY DRAWING FOR A 5 CREDIT BLING  (PLEASE DO NOT POST UR ANSWER IN THE STATUS COMMENT BOX) ONLY IF U LEFT A STATUS COMMENT AND GOT THE CORRECT ANSWER CAN U QUALIFY
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My Timeless Friend
Bouncing around in the hinterland of near-spaceand thinking of youI always think of youin times of tired desperationdreaming of that perfect daywhen we can smile and relaxand enjoy perfect exultationdevoid of pain and wantwhen all is rightand all is goodand nothing could be betterand I've finally found contentmentand I know that inner peacenothing currently is wrongand all is rightwhat could be better than thatbut it's a dreamwe are apartand I see the perfect momentand I feel the perfect momentmy closed eyes impartto me a wonderful feelingof my family around meall that matters is to be with youmy misery is my lack of youI'm tired so very tiredall I have is but a prelude to the time we are unitedand I'm tired so tired without youuntil tomorrowI will surviveknowing only that my life is strongerthan is my will to livebut my will is bolstered bythe family I'm honored byI will surviveto bring us to prosperitywhen we arrivethen I can restand cease this foolish struggletowards uncertain greed
Character...
First and foremost...love and understand yourself. Secondly, strive to maintain a constant and tranquil inner equilibrium. Third, focus on your capabilities and recognize your limitations. Finally, pursue your passions with savage desire...then savor the moment.
Important News...census.2010
WARNING: 2010 Census Cautions from the Better Business Bureau GOOD INFORMATION TO PASS ON TO EVERYBODY THAT YOU KNOW: 2010 Census to Begin WARNING: 2010 Census Cautions from the Better Business Bureau Be Cautious About Giving Info to Census Workers by Susan Johnson     With the U.S. Census process beginning, the Better Business Bureau (BBB) advises people to be cooperative, but cautious, so as not to become a victim of fraud or identity theft. The first phase of the 2010 U.S. Census is under way as workers have begun verifying the addresses of households across the country. Eventually, more than 140,000 U.S. Census workers will count every person in the   United   States  and will gather information about every person living at each address including name, age, gender, race, and other relevant data. The big question is - how do you tell the difference between a U.S. Census worker and a con artist? BBB offers the following advice: ** If a U.S. Census worker knock
My Dream Trip!!
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If George Bush Was An Idiot
If George W. Bush had been the first President to need a teleprompter installed to be able to get through a press conference, would you have laughed and said this is more proof of how inept he is on his own and is really controlled by smarter men behind the scenes? If George W. Bush had spent hundreds of thousands of dollars to take Laura Bush to a play in NYC, would you have approved? If George W. Bush had reduced your retirement plan's holdings of GM stock by 90% and given the unions a majority stake in GM, would you have approved? If George W. Bush had made a joke at the expense of the Special Olympics, would you have approved? If George W. Bush had given Gordon Brown a set of inexpensive and incorrectly formatted DVDs, when Gordon Brown had given him a thoughtful and historically significant gift, would you have approved? If George W. Bush had given the Queen of England an iPod containing videos of his speeches, would you have thought this embarrassingly narci
Just Read #1
  I remember the words as I dreamed of a life away from your controlI remember the look in your eyes that said "I can't handle you, miss problem child."Too many cracks.Too many scars. As they led me away to the world where the hands of time seemed to slow and dieAnd then I arrived.And I was brokenConfusedEverything taken from meAnd no one by my sideAnd no one looked me in the eyeHow do you comfort the abandoned...Tossed to the trash like the day old newsI was the unwantedAnd you tried to explain itLike you knew. But you didn't see the ropes at my hands, ropes at my feet. Or the puppet master standing overheadI smiled so I could stay aliveBecause I was not allowed to cry. So I worked as a slave-"Clean the house and empy my car...I do not care who you are"Mow the lawn as you spit in my drinkAnd laugh as I sinkAnd look down on my painAnd work me in the rainBut I folded your clothesAnd I cleared out your yardAnd all you did was make me scarredSlap me in the face and throw me to the ground
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Randomness
Okay so to start I will just say that I am only here for fun. Do NOT need the fu-drama and will block you if you start it. As far as the rating goes, if you down-rate me and I see it I will down-rate you as well. Fair is fair, and that will be the end of it. If you bomb me or my pictures with down rates the same will be done to you. And then you will be blocked. You can ask any of my friends on here and find out that I can be the sweetest person, no one has had to see the bad side yet. As far as rating pictures goes, I will try and rate your pictures as much as I can. If you rated mine, thank you very much! I give drinks, a lot of them to the people I talk to on the regular. And I also return EVERY drink I receive. Same goes for the gifts. I can be pretty random and I don't talk much. So if I don't talk to you a lot then I'm sorry. Its nothing you have done, I just dont respond a lot. My chat box is family ONLY. As far as the games go, I'm addicted. I will accept ANYONE on fu-ma
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Marijuana...why Or Why Not?
Posted by Steve Fox at 1:40 pm February 19, 2010 REPLIES: 15 On Marijuana: DEA — The Drug Employment Administration In my first “On Marijuana” column, I described the need to refer to law enforcement as the “Arrest and Prosecution Industry.”  While I didn’t plan to return to the same subject in my second column, recent events have compelled me to revisit the topic.  My last column was theory; this one is practice. Just over a week ago, a man named Chris Bartkowicz in Highlands Ranch, Colorado made a questionable (at best) PR move.  He agreed to be interviewed by a local television station about his medical marijuana grow operation.  Granted, he believed he was in compliance with state law and had no reason to fear prosecution.  But, come on, dude.  It’s one thing to make six figures growing marijuana in your home for patients; it’s quite another to advertise it on television.  It’s like putting a “Home Invas
Fu-morons!
So, tonight this dumb bitch bombed my "Default" folder.....which contains 13 pics.  I have, like most people do, a clearly marked bomb folder with over 250 pics in it.  Now, I neither knew nor cared that she was bombing, and as such I DID NOT ask her to bomb any of my folders.  When she did, I sent her a half-thanks, and told her I was sorry she had wasted her time by bombing 13 pics on my Auto-11s when she could have had the full 250.  Basically, she gave up over 20000 points, and got less than 1500 by being lazy and not paying attention and bombing a tiny folder.  Then she suggests it's because I didn't PAY her!  You should all know that I NEVER pay anyone to bomb me, and I NEVER require anyone to pay ME if they want to be bombed.  Shown below is our brief exchange.  I blocked her after that, and the conversation ended.
Own My Azz!!!!!!!
Hey Everyone!! Evil, Wicked, Sweet, and Naughty (the bestest friend in the world!!!  Love you xoxoxxx  Mwah!) is hosting an auction featuring little ol' me!! You can bid to own my AZZ!!  Even if you can't bid drop by and vote on my pic.  The contestant with the most pic rates (not comments) wins!!!!! http://fubar.com/images.php?u=1805867&albumid=1985805 Tell you friends and Fam!!!  They'll have to add her because its NSFW.  (But she's more than worth it to have as a friend!!) Love Ya!!! xoxoxxx
Hotties Only
Hotties Family, I write this onn 2/22/10 3 years after I started this great group. We have had some great time and not so great but after the day ended it was good. But today after reaching 1,2 and 9 as the hottest I have to make a choice on if we keep it going as it is or change it......We my answer is change and this is how it will work. All Hotties no matter who you are need to reply on the blog as to wether your intentions are to be a caring family that rates each other other and care  when in need. If agree follow up on what is espected then follow it up with action Will supply your email to the home page so imporant info can be sent to  you See Not much is asked from each Hottie butyour love is required if your going to caring the 2nd Alarm Hotties in your name. There are many that will not even see this and those will be ask to leave and Never Return.   The ones that do will be a part of rebuilding the Hotties to the era of greatness. To all that care, as chief all
86 Rules To Drinking
                              86 Rules to Drinking If you somehow manage to not break any of these rules, then you my friend, are in fact, a fucking rock star motherfucker!1. If you owe someone money, always pay them back in a bar. Preferably during happy hour.2. Always toast before doing a shot.3. Whoever buys the shot gets the first chance to offer a toast.4. Change your toast at least once a month.5. Buying someone a drink is five times better than a handshake.6. Buying a strange woman a drink is still cool. Buying all her drinks is dumb.7. Never borrow more than one cigarette from the same person in one night.8. When the bartender is slammed, resist the powerful urge to order a slightly-dirty, very-dry, in-and-out, super-chilled half-and-half martini with a lemon twist. Limit orders to beer, straight shots and two-part cocktails.9. Get the bartender's attention with eye contact and a smile.10. Do not make eye contact with the bartender if you do not want a drink.1
Intangible 2/15/10
Here i sit at almost 5 in the morning, nothing more than the sound of the computer running is going through the house. I can't help but think of my life, where i've been, where i'm going, and what happens overall. It seems to me that no matter what plan you have or where you think your life is going nothing ever seems to turn out that way. Maybe you saw yourself graduating college, or married, or working your way up the corporate ladder. Whatever the case may be things change, people change, lives alter their course and you can never be prepared for that.      My life took one of those turns tonight. As it has in the past it cought me off guard mostly. I'm not sure how exactly to deal with this emotionally or even physically for that matter. Thoughts run through my head at tremendous speeds with no set direction or final destination. Everything seems to be mixed up and jumbled and almost unintelligable. I push forward knowing that we're doing the right thing for everyone involved but i
Life's Short
I'm not sure what i'm going for here, maybe it's just to vent, maybe it's just for my own amusement but either way whatever.             Life is full of surprises both good and bad, the outcome of these suprises means nothing, it's what you take from them that matters the most. I've had my fair share of suprises in life. Some good, many more bad and i've learned a lot from them. In general though, the thing that hits home the most is i learned that no matter who you surround yourself with, or who means the most to you people are rarely what they seem. You can always count on that.           There's so many things on my mind at all times that its hard to get a good thought about any one thing. My brain just hops and skips around to everything i've learned, witnessed, endured and been a part of. I wish it were easier to just take a step back and evalute life as a whole yet no one can ever really get that chance 'cause life is ever changing and evolving.           Pain and happiness. H
Vegas
moven to vegas im excited butt stressed out i have a week to get there but nothin set to go or what ima do when i get there wtf am i thinking i shoulda planned this out better
Political Correctness
Due to the climate of political correctness now pervading  America   Kentuckians, Tennesseans and  West Virginians  will no longer be referred to as             'HILLBILLIES.' You must now refer to them as
Guest House
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Eap Erotic Dance Parties - New Jersey
Calling all New Jersey FUBAR Swingers .... Join us for the EAP "Flirtatious Friday" Nighclub Takeover Party, March 5th at Club EAP. All the details on the website: www.eapzone.com    
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In Honor Of Those Who Gave All!!
KNOXVILLE, Tenn. (WVLT) - Even though it's a sad day at South Doyle High School, Captain Marcus Alford's former teachers couldn't help but smile when they talked about him. They say he was a fun and lighthearted person, but a serious, dedicated soldier. Less than a year ago, Cpt. Marcus Alford said goodbye to his two children as he set to deploy to Iraq. He was prepared for his job as a soldier. "It's a tough process but it's a job that you have to do," says Cpt. Alford on March 30, 2008. Now, his name will appear next to three other graduates of South Doyle at this memorial on the high school campus. "He makes me very proud, but at the same time, it's very sad," says Missy Ballenger, Cpt. Alford's 9th grade teacher. "Always that personality. Always had tons of energy, didn't know a stranger, good kid." Cpt. Alford was named "wittiest" of his class. Ms. Ballenger can think of a million reasons why, but one thing stands out in her mind. "That Carlton dance from Fresh prince. H
Why We Don't Thank Them
I was watching clips from my friends cam last night. I saw the way they get treated and what they put up for us in ther lives.  They get shot and they might not sleep at all. They can't take shower some times or eat. And we don't thank them for everything they do for us. So I think we should stop one person or more and say thanks for everything u give up for us and give our lives. Thanks for read this.
Just Info About Me
As most of my friends I thought I had knew I was Type 1 Diabetes.(I am pose to take an insulin shot everyday) The reason I have not been here is because I was in a car accident. I wasnt takin care of myself properly and I had been feeling bad and letting somethings in life bother me. Well when you dont take your medicine and you have all this stress in life on you this is what happens. Early symptoms of hypoglycemia may include: Confusion Dizziness Feeling shaky Hunger Headaches Irritability Pounding heart; racing pulse Pale skin Sweating Trembling Weakness Anxiety Without treatment, more severe hypoglycemia symptoms may develop, including: Headache Feeling irritable Poor coordination Poor concentration Numbness in mouth and tongue Passing out Nightmares or bad dreams Coma And I had been having a few of these, So I was going to go into doctor, I should not have been driving at all. I passed out and hit this man,Thank god we are both ok and Emm
Growing Up
As a child, I believed in the magic of rainbows.  I believed that music was a living entity with the power to change the world. I believed that trust and innocence were admirable qualities. Growing up is a terrible thing.
Dancing With The Devil
Palms sweat, but not from heat. As two bodies come to meet. Closer and closer, face to face. Leather, pearls, and lace. Gazing into sultry eyes. Pulled closer and told lies. The scent of lust fills the air. To get what's needed, there's not a care. Sashaying across the floor of life. Inflicting selfish pain and strife. Nothing said or done will ever be true. Am I dancing with the devil? Or are you?
Break Me Down
"Breakdown" The sun is gone and the flowers rot Words are spaces between us And I should've been drown in the rivers I've found of token lost And I should've been down when you made me insecure So break me down if it makes you feel right And hate me now if it keeps you alright You can break me down if it takes all your might 'cause I'm so much more than meets the eye And I'm the one you can never trust 'cause wounds are ways to reveal us And yeah I could have tried and devoted my life to both of us But what a waste of my time when the world we have is yours So break me down if it makes you feel right And hate me now if it keeps you alright You can break me down if it takes all your might 'cause I'm so much more than all your lies Hate me, break me down So break me down So break me down So break me down if it makes you feel right And hate me now if it keeps you alright You can break me down if it takes all your might 'cause I'm so much more than meets th
Bownza Stuffs And Stuffs
Anyone that would like to may leave CONSTRUCTIVE feedback and of course suggestions for Fubar features and bling... I will report them in the proper place once a week, so keep them coming. I know for a fact that the members are listened to on these subjects. ***IMPORTANT*** Do NOT use this blog as YOUR personal space to criticize the site, be rude to me or COMPLAIN about things I have NO control over. This is MY blog not yours! If you feel the need to do so, you may of course send me a PRIVATE message. I love hearing good things, positive feedback and plenty of gift and bling suggestions! *disclaimer* Since this is MY blog I reserve the right to DELETE comments I don't want in here, if you get butthurt, deal with it! PLZKTHXBAINAO
Beware
Attn all fubar lounges. A lot of you know me as one of the sweetest people you will ever meet BUT seems this little boy, yes I said little boy.... http://fubar.com/user/3807926 SUCKS as a DJ so please please do not hire him and as for management he's even worse, he is a power hungry little b*tch and ladies trust me when I say he's not packing like a cowboy should! So many times same song and dance from him so beware!! Any questions about him ask the staff where he was at last, we are thankful to be rid of the drama peasant. Sincelerly, SWTCHRRYPIE
Begathon
Started Deleting The Beggars On My Friends and Families List. Offended A Few Who Preceded To Comment On My Profile. If You Don't Know The Difference Between Asking/Begging For Something And Being Given Something From Somebody Out Of Their Own Free Will. Then Thats Your Problem...You Have No Class, Self Respect And No Place On My Profile. Get Over It...Its Pathetic That Somebody Has To Spell It Out For You!!!
Umm...
So, I'm with this guy. He seems to be the perfect match for me. Funny, responsible, reliable, cute, hard to resist, and he makes my heart go a million miles a minute. I have a hard time reading him sometimes. I don't know if its because I'm younger and he's older. Maybe he just doesn't express himself the way I do. All I know is that I'm in love with him and I don't want to be without him. I also know that he doesn't put as much effort into our relationship as I do. When I'm on duty, he's at home relaxing and has only come to see me like twice. I am at his house every night that I am available. I cook for him, clean for him, do his laundry... and no, he doesn't ask me to, and no, he doesn't expect it, but thats just my way of showing him affection. I lay awake at night after he's gone to sleep and just look at him. He is the one I want to be with, but I need him to put more into this. He knows I want to get married, but the words "us" and "married" never cross his lips in the same sen
A Hearts Cry
what is it the heart wants?? to love,to be loved....do any of us really know? i guess we all know...each heart is designed differently....God put something different and unique in each of us,each of our hearts are touched in different ways,our hearts recieve love in different ways,we have all had our hearts designed with a purpose and a hope that one day the one person who can touch and give our hearts exactally what we need without hurting or damaging our heart....so i guess we wait and cling to the hope of "the hearts cry"
Free Bling, Easy Rates, And Fubucks!!
FREE BLING, EASY RATES, AND FUBUCKS!!! Well I've talked to a alot of people on the site and viewed many a profile and it amazes me how many people devote there lives to this website. Begging for bling, rates, and fubucks, pretty much stripping for it. Cam girls at least get paid for what they do with real money. It's not like when someone gets you some fu bling you can wear it. Not like if someone rates your pics. That from each pic a dollar is transfered to your pay pal account. Funny thing is you don't even get points for nsfw pics lol. Trying to earn fubucks by trading bling packs and all that other senseless bullsh*t. For someone to take the time to rate hundreds and hundreds of pics. So you can level to add more pics is a complete waste of time. But not as stupid as spending money to buy bling for a girl like she can wear it, eat it, or whatever it is. You might as well just mail real gifts to a girl if you going to do all that. Many people treat this site like it's reality. Whic
Why Jokes Are Sent Through Mails :)
This explains why I forward jokes :) A man and his dog were walking along a road. The man was enjoying the scenery, when it suddenly occurred to him that he was dead. He remembered dying, and that the dog walking beside him had been dead for years. He wondered where the road was leading them. After a while, they came to a high, white stone wall along one side of the road. It looked like fine marble... At the top of a long hill, it was broken by a tall arch that glowed in the sunlight. When he was standing before it he saw a magnificent gate in the arch that looked like mother-of-pearl, and the street that led to the gate looked like pure gold. He and the dog walked toward the gate, and as he got closer, he saw a man at a desk to one side.When he was close enough, he called out, 'Excuse me, where are we?''This is Heaven, sir,' the man answered.. 'Wow! Would you happen to have some water?' the man asked. Of course, sir. Come right in, and I'll have some ice water brought right up. 'T
Drinking Vocabulary Challenge
Things that are difficult to say when you're drunk...a) Innovativeb) Preliminaryc) Proliferationd) CinnamonThings that are VERY difficult to say when you're drunk...a) Specificityb) British Constitutionc) Passive-aggressive disorderd) TransubstantiateThings that are ABSOLUTELY IMPOSSIBLE to say when you're drunk...a) Thanks, but I don't want to sleep with you.b) Nope, no more booze for me.c) Sorry, but you're not really my type.d) No kebab for me, thank you.e) Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight?f) I'm not interested in fighting you.g) Oh, I just couldn't - no one wants to hear me sing.h) Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no co-ordination. I'd hate to look like a fool.i) Where is the nearest toilet? I refuse to vomit in the street.j) I must be going home now as I have work in the morning.
It Is With Danica Not Woman In Racing.
It is easy to think that when talk negitive or semi negitive about Danica Patrick that i have to be agaisnt woman in NASCAR. Im not i encorage woman in nascar. The prob is this with danica as it was when she strarted out in IRL. You don't hype up a driver that is yet to prove themselves. You don't give the sprint cup to someone who has not earned it. You dont place someone in the limelight for nothing. That is my prob. so much is made up for someone who had done little it is not funny. She is a good driver do not get me wrong but well does she diserve 60% of the covrage she got in the last 2 nationwide races, no. Did they have to pan to her car when it finished 31'st 3 laaps down? no. Kyle Bush a driver said it best when he said that drivers that have earned their way on loe budget teams diserved the media atention they were cheeted out of because of the danica circus i saw comming whe Jr motorsports, a driver that did not need to do anything more then focus on his own driving in the 8
Earthly Scents
Earthly scents Rich thick scents surround the sounds, from bare dirt ground, to dwelling mounds. Spice packed sacks, and tents surround. incense lingers heavy here, wards off evil, and holds back fear. Smokey air surrounds the camp, heats the air, and fires the lamps. The sounds of cracking wood, set hot, upon the fire, a spit, and pot. Smoldering embers, blow up high, taking wishes to the sky. Grey, orange, yellow, and black, with distant voices set far back. All sit now their dinner near, music, and laughter you can hear. Everyone is welcome here, they share a table, set for all. Many come, all year long. Many families become one, they sing, and dance, and have much fun. All will feast on fish, and dates, everyone shares one big plate. Warm water over hands to wash, scraps of fabric on every lap, time for plates to begin to pass. This time together you wont forget, your troubles gone, with no regrets. Money is not a problem here, have just enough to get on by. Sell some clothes
Love Or Hate Me (journal Entry 1)
So I've decided that I'm going to start a public journal. Now I know that journals are supposed to be private. The reason why journals are private is because most of what you put in them is supposed to be personal to you and most of the time its secrets or other things that you want to keep others from seeing. Well, I'm really not afraid to share what I'm thinking and most of the time I flat out tell people what's on my mind. Yes, I have hurt people by telling them what’s on my mind but I will not be one of those men that die at an early age, unless I drive off a mountain, due to holding my feelings inside.Now on the other hand I do not want you to take this as me being a political activist for either the "right" wing or "left" wing political parties either. Although there will be times I just rant about how much bullshit is involved in them. Keep in mind, yes, there will be cussing or cursing which ever you prefer in my journals. This is simply things that are on my mind. More o
Chrome
I step outside, away from the inorganic... away from the people and the sounds and the dry stiff air I am surrounded by all to often. I escape into the fresh wind blowing over the city, and every step further into living reality makes me realize how dead my days truly are. I bring life into my little world, with green and colorful foods and music of the heart and conversations with loved ones.... but every bit of that really only insulates me from the clicks and whirrs and lights that drive me nearly mad for 40 hours a week. So I escape, quicklly at first but then slowing to a saunter as the distance grows between myself and my cage. One long step and I am out in the sun, feeling its warm embrace on my shoulders and shorn head, my collar and my sleeves almost anger me as they block this beautiful warmth from reaching my core.... Hundreds of distractions, nay thousands, spin around me in forms of life and cement and feeding babies.... life is flowing over the streets and on the sidewalk
Got A Good Man
gotta good man
Whats Wrong With You??
OK..ok RANT TIME!! I'm soooo sick of all the selfserving muthafooker's. You know how you are... Did it ever occur to you to help someone out or give someone the right away?? Its all about you and your day.. it's  all about your limited time...it's all about your money...it's all about your feelings...it's all about what you don't have! When will we learn that when we create good karma.. you get good karma?? I'm just saying more and more I see ppl turn there's backs. And more and more I see ppl care only about themselves.. putting themselves in front of freinds, family.. etc etc. i'm not saying let someone take adavantage.. but some people just need a break... I wish nothing more than for people in this world to GROW A HEART!!  Then balls to say what I say!
A Day In The Life.
Okay, to start with, I'm in a SHIT mood. Work pretty much got me there.  Let's make a long story short-ish... For everyone that doesn't know, I work as a customer service manager/book-keeper at a grocery store. Here goes... Our front end manager (the manager right above me), was pushed out of her job by the store manager.  He hired someone else to be the front end manager, because apparently the one we had, wasn't doing her job (which is bullshit, he's just an ass).  Anyway, we've all hated him since he started...His sales suck, he isn't bringing in ANY money, he is cutting everyone else's hours EXCEPT the people he's brought in, etc.  He's a prick.  Anyway, him and my manager have been butting heads for a while.  She's now only a book-keeper and works on payroll starting Monday.  This new bitch the store manager brought in, is the TRASHIEST thing I've ever seen in my LIFE, and to top it off, she's a complete tool.  Little Miss Suck-up.  Well, she's been there for a week and a half,
Interesting!
  LONDON – Scientists using a remote-controlled submarine have discovered the deepest known volcanic vent and say the superheated waters inside could contain undiscovered marine species and perhaps even clues to the origin of life on earth. Experts aboard the RRS James Cook said they found the vent more than three miles (five kilometers) beneath the surface of the Caribbean in an area known as the Cayman Trough, a deep-sea canyon that served as the setting for James Cameron's underwater thriller "The Abyss." Volcanic vents are networks of small cracks that penetrate deep into the earth's crust, where temperatures can reach 750 degrees Fahrenheit (400 degrees Celsius). Sea water seeps into the openings, where it's heated to extreme temperatures and expelled into the icy cold of the deep ocean. Minerals in the water precipitate as it cools, creating a smoke-like effect and leaving behind towering chimneys. The spectacular pressure — 500 times stronger than t
My Bombing
I wanted to explain how I have been bombing. I have tried to help as much as I can anybody that wants to be bombed. I always bomb my family first. I am going to start bombing people who have a auto or bomb going and those who rate my pictures.  Those of you who think all you need to do is just ask can forget it. Its not fair to others who deserve it. If you cant find time to rate dont expect me to take the time to bomb you. Feel fortunate if your not running autos or a bomb that you even get bombed at all. When that startrf noway in hellI ever got a free ride.   Thats all folks    91vette  (Michael)
Don't Ever Piss Off My Tattoo Artist.
THIS WAS MY TATTOO ARTIST.SHE HAS DONE OVER 90% OF MY TATTOOS. GUESS I AM GONNA HAVE TO FIND A NEW ONE YA THINK?...LOOK FOR PICTURES TO BE ADDED IN MY TATTOO CRASH FOLDER CHAMPION - Chris Gregg, owner of C&L Tattoos, said he and four other people at first had no idea what had just happened Wednesday evening when a car crashed through the front entrance window and wall of the business. According to officials, the white Grand Am rammed through the front west entrance of the building at 4807 Mahoning Ave., drove 50 feet into the store, then backed up, hit another car in the parking lot, and then crashed into the building a second time as it tried to smash through the building again. This time, the car was stopped. Champion fire officials said the driver was a Bristol woman who had been terminated a month ago from C&L Tattoos. Gregg and others at the scene identified her as Tabari Vandervort, who is in her early 30s. Fire and police crews from Champion, Howland and other depa
Its For U U Know Who U Are Just Wake Up
I Swear lyrics I see the questions in your eyes I know what's weighing on your mind But you can be sure I know my part I'll stand beside you through the years You'll only cry those happy tears And though I'll make mistakes I'll never break your heart Chorus I swear, by the moon and the stars in the sky I'll be there I swear, like a shadow that's by your side I'll be there For better or worse, 'til death do us part I'll love you with every beat of my heart I swear I'll give you everything I can I'll build your dreams with these two hands And we'll hang some memories on the wall And when there's silver in your hair You won't have to ask if I still care Cause as time turns the page my love won't age at all Chorus I swear, by the moon and the stars in the sky I'll be there I swear, like a shadow that's by your side I'll be there For better or worse, 'til death do us part I'll love you with every beat of my heart I swear
Saved By You
I sit here and cut my wrists and watch the blood run down my arms. I start to think about  everyone that told me that they care about me then that FUCKED me over. so I cut my wrists a little deeper  and watch more blood run down my arms. I star to feel weak. the phone rings and all i hear you  crying and telling me to stop and you say I love you baby. I tell you that its to late. you tell me to stay where  I'm at.  so i hang up the phone. I start thing about how much I hurt you by CUTTING my wrist.  so i go to talk my life  i put the knife to my wrist but cant do it I go the closit and grab the gun i put it to my head and you run in right be for i put the trigger.  you grab the gun form me and  the you say you cant lose me  you tell me  you love me  and i'm the only one you want to be with. I tell you that i'm sorry you hurting you by cutting my wrist. you tell me is ok you still love me.i tell you that  i only want to be with you and i love you... so you help me clean
Humanity = Horror
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Auction/contest
I'm not sure how this works or if its a good deal or not but I'm willing to pay for bling. 1 credit blings = 200k 3 credit blings = 600k 5 credit blings = 900k 10 credit blings = 2 mil 15 credit blings = 3 mil SB if your interested
Discount Nutritional Supplements
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Hey
whats up add me and chat me then maybe -------uuummmmmm well you know
Love Is
           Love Is ... Love is the greatest feeling, Love is like a play, Love is what I feel for you, Each and every day, Love is like a smile, Love is like a song, Love is a great emotion, That keeps us going strong, I love you with my heart, My body and my soul, I love the way I keep loving, Like a love I can't control, So remember when your eyes meet mine, I love you with all my heart, And I have poured my entire soul into you, Right from the very start.
Out There
The lonely nights with out you. The cold winters with out your love. The hot summer with out your shadow behind me. waking up to your smell and your soft and loveing voice saying good morning and i love you. More days go by and i feel im losing myself on and on the holling winds the hard and wet rain. Your my umbrella your my sun to my moon. And yet thing change and you leave me out there with nothing. With out a love u or miss you. You destroy me, my heart and my soul. You left me anlone just as you see me only to see nothing more gone in the darkness in a world of nothing with ony my love.
Darkness
Laying here in the pitch black, nothing but silence surronds me.My eyes closed and my mind lost not knowing how to cope.Worries gone and cares set free.I know this has to end, Their is life out there I have to attend.Darkness will fade away and bring yet another day.
Off Limits
Just when you think you've seen it all, yet another inbred, sister fucking pedofile rears his ugly head... Someone actually believes it's ok to approach people on here and tell (in great detail) how they'd love to get hold of their children AND them at the same time.. Reported, blocked, and if they weren't across the ocean I'd LOVE nothing more than to castrate the mother fucker with a spork and let him choke on his own testicles... Here's to hoping for the opportunity... Due to this all pictures with my children and other family members will be moved to a folder accessible only to family members..
Help!
This is wierd... But very Real... This pumpkin was made by my Godson Michael, Halloween of 2009 when staying with me. My name is Edward 'eddy' and Audrey 'Audi' Graham is my gf .  I am a friend, confidant, or network connection for some of you.  I need help bringing my four godkids, ages 6, 7, 10 and 21 and their mother Cheyenne back home to Grants Pass, OR.  They are coming from Vesta, MN. They are leaving a mentally and physically abusive situation.  Hense this message and my need for secrecy.  Please!  If you can help at all, let me know.  The trip will be coming on or after March 4th, 2010. I need to drive to MN to make sure Chey and the kids get out safely; this is a family thing that maybe you can understand.  If you have any questions, please feel free to let me know :) We are in need of cash (i'll be happy to provide reciepts) for fuel and food.  Just enough to get me there and All of us back.  Any help, even to forward this on to some1 that may help would be sooo very apprecia
Lol!
Why
I'm tired of your inability to communicate and that I always have to find everything out 2nd hand...I'm tired of not being able to rely on you especially when you tell me something and then you don't follow thru... I'm tired that I can't trust anything that comes out of your mouth, because most of the time it's just a bunch of bull@%&*.  I'm tired of when I ask you to do something you put it on your list of things to do 6 months from now... Tired of not being married to the person you said you were, but you were only being the person you thought I wanted not the person you really are. Our marriage is a joke.  Tired of your selfishness and self-centeredness.  Your so self absorbed that you don't even know where to find things in our own house.  Pathetic!   Time and time again it seems everything is about you - you live in the moment for you and never think about the consequences and how it will affect all of us as a family.      Just tired of words that don't mean anything .... 
1992 Toyaot Celica For Sale *cheap*
alright guys, I've got a 1992 Celica ST for sell for super cheap (its broke) MANY new parts in it, lol and some pretty old ones too...it's out in Rockwall, this car is best used for its parts...unless you've got a ton of time to put into it...we had a REALLY bad mechanic... if you know anyone interested then pass them on to me!!craigslist links:http://dallas.craigslist.org/dal/cto/1619530473.htmlhttp://dallas.craigslist.org/dal/pts/1619520632.html
Bringing The Boys And Their Mama Home!!!
Originally posted Wednesday, February 24, 2010 on Myspace Bringing the Boys and their Ma Home!!! Current mood:  hopeful Category: Goals, Plans, Hopes This is wierd... But very Real... This pumpkin was made by my Godson Michael, Halloween of 2009 when staying with me. My name is Audrey 'Audi' Graham.  I am a friend, confidant, or network connection for some of you.  I need help bringing my four godkids, ages 6, 7, 10 and 21 and their mother Cheyenne back home to Grants Pass, OR.  They are coming from Vesta, MN. They are leaving a mentally and physically abusive situation.  Hense this message and my need for secrecy.  Please!  If you can help at all, let me know.  The trip will be coming on or after March 4th, 2010. I need to drive to MN to make sure Chey and the kids get out safely; this is a family thing that maybe you can understand.  If you have any questions, please feel free to let me know :) We are in need of cash (i'll be happy to provide reciepts) for fuel and f
The Real Deal
Geeky Ponderings
Okay, so....gigabit ethernet, DOCSIS 3 (cable broadband), and IEEE802.11n (supposedly finalized) is here. I just have one damn question. If DOCSIS 3 has a maximum throughput, in the United States, of 343.04 Mb/s (downstream), IEEE802.11n has a maximum throughput of 300 Mb/s, and gigabit ethernet can transfer up to 1,000 Mb/s, but the maximum speed my ISP provides (which is outragous at $100/month) is only 50 Mb/s, why the hell would I invest in new equipment? I mean, standard Ethernet can transfer up to 100 Mb/s, IEEE802.11g can transfer up to 54 Mb/s, and DOCSIS 2 goes up to around 42.8 Mb/s. Although my field ISN'T networking, I don't see much of a reason to upgrade anything other than my modem to a DOCSIS 3. Seriously, WTF good is a WiFi connection that is going 4 times as fast as my broadband limit?! Can someone explain this to me? Do I seriously get a better signal further away or something? *scratches head*
One Small Act Of Purity
Not to judge or put anyone down that has tattoos or piercings. Don't have any or never will as I had defiled my body enough over the years with booze drugs and smoking. Don't need to add to that
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i love your smile. i love your devilish laugh. i love the way you love me. i love the way you say "yonkers". i love how you make my body feel with the tips of your fingers against my skin. i love how you look at me when you tell me you love. i love all the support you give me. i love how you can make me smile when im about to cry. i love how you never stifle me when i have something to say even tho it makes no sense. baby i love you now always and forever you are my everything and i promise never to let you down.   ishka to the bibblets (h)
My Mind
If you are conscious about you body that it seems every dress do not look good in you, well, stop that attitude. Be confident when wearing a dress and put a smile in your face all the time.   Cooking Games | Makeup Games | Dress Up
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Dont Give Up
One day, I decided to quit…I quit my job, my relationship, my spirituality… I wanted to quit my lifeI went to the woods to have one more talk to GOD.“GOD”, I asked, “Can you give me one more reason not to quit?”His answer surprised me…“Look around” he said. “Do you see the fern and the bamboo?”“Yes” I replied“When I planted the fern and the bamboo seeds, I took very good care of them.I gave them light.I gave them waterThe fern quickly grew from the earth.Its brilliant green covered the floor.Yet nothing came from the bamboo seeds. But I did not quit on the bamboo.In the second year, the fern grew more vibrant and plentiful.And again, nothing came from the bamboo seeds, but I did not quit on the bamboo. He said.“In year three, there was still nothing from the bamboo seed.But, I would not quit.In year four, again, there was nothing from the bamboo seed. I would not quit. He said.Then in the fifth
Thoughts
"Everything we do is infused with the energy with which we do it. If we're frantic, life will be frantic. If we're peaceful, life will be peaceful. And so our goal in any situation becomes inner peace."
Own Me!!! Auction!!
I'M HAVING MY FIRST OWN ME AUCTION!!!  ALL YOU NEED TO DO IS ADD, FAN AND RATE ME!!!  MAKE SURE YOU SEND ME THE PIC YOU WANT TO USE AND WHAT YOU ARE WILLING TO OFFER!!! THE FEE TO ENTER IS 25K FUBUCKS, AND I WILL MAKE TAGS FOR EVERYONE IN THE AUCTION!! THE AUCTION WILL START AS SOON AS I GET 10 PPL!!! AND RUN FOR A WEEK!!  ANY QUESTION JUST PM ME!   THANKS
Deleteion
so iam going to delete my profile not that many of you care thought i say it for those who do want me around   i have alot of drama and no its not on fubar but it was the main cause of it to began with   i ment my ex amy off of fubar of all places   and ever since then its been hell at the end of the breakup   i just recently found out she got rid of my other 2 cats i had own anyways  the other reason why iam its becuse 1 no one really rate me why keep it the other is the fact no one talks to me either   but thats partly my fault in that aspect   anyways if you like here is my contacting info   gaia.darkness@yahoo.com phone  480-206-6177   facebook  deicide_24@hotmail.com myspace  gaia.darkness@yahoo.com   i will be deleteing this in a week or less
Touchy Subject
Im about te hit a big time touchy subject here.. but i really dont give a fuck... Gay relationships and Gay Marriage, honestly im all for it... why cant a woman love a woman and a guy love a guy... why does it have to be only a man can love a woman or a woman can only love a guy?? what makes straighs so fucking special anyways?? because a straight couple can calve out a kid??? fuck... try saying that to all the dumpster babies out there..  whqat ever happened to teh meaning of equial rights anyways??? shit... if they dont want gay marriage then put all black people back into slavery... sorry people.... jsut using it as an example... not being racist like you think i am... anyways.. if its so perfect to be a straight couple in cristianality then explain to be why most of the preists are molesting little BOYS!!!! Or the fact that technically according to the BIBLE we are all inbred!!!!!!!!!!!! think about it people... anyone can love anyone.. dont matter your race religin or sexual prefe
You Shouldnt Have
in light of Pie recently calling me whore in a mumm I decided to release some of his more personal photos that he made me promise never to share with you all .....   hanging out at home         experimental days   last night     party time with the boys     night job     before taping Oprah  
Love
Im in love with the best man ever. Hes so perfect for me. He is a big part of my world. I love this man with everything. He means the world to me and I want to be with him forever. He is so great, I know I cant ever love anyone as much as I love him. I swear this man is my first ture love. He is everything to me. He is my world. He means the whole thing to me, I never want to be without him. He is part of the reason I wake up in the morning. He is always on my mind. I love this man so much. He is my world. Baby if you are reading this yes you are my world, yes I love you so much, you are my all.
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Love Or Just A State Of Mind
Ok so I have known this guy for almost 9 years and he has been completely great to me like a big brother and just a few hours ago he stopped in and asked me if he could have a chance to make my life right I just don't know what to do I haven't been with a man in 3 years because of physical abuse I have been dating nothing but women and I think I kind of like him in a way but i'm not sure if i'm ready for it
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Buy American ... While You Still Can
 If your reading this , and you are a United States Citizen. BUY AMERICAN.the largest purchases people make in life are thier Home , Education, and Vehicles usually .America is hurting financially , and its not all wall streets fault, or the poloticians.Americans send money out or this country every day. Nafta and other BS political scams have sold out our jobs. BUT we are losing the ones we have via buying foriegn. i dont know about you , but me personally . i do not really want to count on some tourist to come buy my burgers, wares, or stay in my hotel for a living. to each their own, but we are headed to a service nation. this Geat Nation was built Via the sweat blood and tears of hard working individuals , who fought for EVERY BENEFIT in the work place. our forefathers handed the next generations a great strong nation, and we have squandered it.OUT OF GREED . we were a nation of Families and community networks. we are now the biggest individu
Ask Me Anything!
     President Obama recently accepted 4-star General McChrystal's resignation over the comments he made to Rolling Stone magazine criticizing the administration's handling of the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan. The comments included McChrystal accusing Obama of not being very engaged in the war and being uncomfortable around military men. Many in the media side with the president on this issue, even the pundits on fox news such as Sean Hannity and Bill O'reilly.      McChrystal's comments in my opinion show an even bigger underlying problem within the relationship between the administration and the military. McChrystal is seen as a legend within the military and his comments show a level of distrust and contempt for the president within our fighting forces. Is Obama, the commander-in-cheif, not paying attention to the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan? Obviously many in our military feel that way and even more obviously are open to dissing the president and his decisions regarding the wars.
Life Reflection
I tend to get into moods where I question everything in my life. This happens to be one of this times. Unlike many people that I have met whether it be in r/l or fubar...when things don't seem right...I look at myself rather than to assume it is others causing my confusion. Deep soul searching tends to flood my mind more often than I think it should. (Not sure if this is healthy or not). In a time where talk show guests blame their ,parents,society,government,wealth and just about any other reason you can think of, for the miseries of their life. I choose to heap all questionable actions that pertain to my life on my own shoulders (deservedly or not) before passing it onto others as a way of justification. I just like everyone else am far from perfect and never claim to be. Which brings me to my number one concern in my life....Honesty. I consider myself to be well spoken and educated. Along with that standard I realize that honesty has it's place and is subject to what I call si
Hockey Is Canada's Game!!!
Let us Pray.... Our Father, Who art in GM Place, HOCKEY be thy name, thy Will be done, *GOLD* to be WON on ice as well as in the stands, Give us this Day Our hockey sticks And forgive Us Our penalties, As we forgive those who crosscheck against Us. LEAD US Not into elimination, But deliver us TO VICTORY, In the name of... The fans, CANADA and the Holy Puck.... ...**AMEN**
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Just An Idea...
      This is ONLY an idea and not a definite plan yet....so don't get too excited.   I was thinking towards the end of August or so, having a Fubar family and friends BBQ here. Now obviously many of you couldn't make it due to finances, travel arrangements, distance, country you live in, etc....I am aware of this. But, for those that COULD actually make it.....would you want to IF I actually planned it and went through with it? Most of you on my friends and family lists know each other anyway and are pretty cool with each other, so it would be more like a friendly gathering. Finally placing energies with pics and internet personalities. Although anyone bringing their fudrama with someone else to my BBQ will be forced to leave and not in a nice way. I am not having that crap at my place. This is for fun, laughs, dancing, an all around good time. Just an idea and wanted to see if some people would actually want to come IF I did this.....   Let me know.....      
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Let Yourself Be Yourself
If you are resisting life's goodness, then working harder at it will push that goodness farther away. Instead learn to let go and to allow. Simply generating more activity and energy will not help you of that energy is pointed in a negative direction. Choose to re/direct all the energy and awareness in your life toward those things you value most. If the results you are getting fail to bring fulfillment, do not seek to merely create more results. Instead find the path that truly your purpose. There is nothing to be gained from making life needlessly difficult. See the truth that life is beautiful, and align your energy and your actions with your very own expression of that truth. When you let yourself be yourself, richness flows easily and effortlessly and naturally through every moment. Your greatest accomplishments come from who you are. Let yourself be yourself. And you'll be as rich as anyone can ever be.
Love Your Pain
I want to run away. Be forgotten, kissed away. Escape to new levels of pain. Find my place in time. No point in staying sane, death is all to kind. When everything i ever did was invain. Bleed me slowly, kill me softly. I want to feel your pain inside of me. All around me, ingulfing me. Unite my fear on a pain-injected high. Feed me your lies. When you look at me what do you see? A worthless whore instead of me? If you loved me like you say, you would'nt use me this way. Hurt me anyway. Rip me up inside, just to pass the time. So it wont consume my mind. Lock me away, trapped with my self-inflicted crimes. Shatter my frame, I love the way you make me suffer in my shame. Play your games, take control of me. God i love your pain.
The Jewels By The Sea
My Mom, whom passed away kind of suddenly, on January 29th, 2010, God Bless Her.... had an awesome hobby of selling all kinds of jewelry on Ebay.... her hobby took off & she opened a store there on Ebay, 4 years ago and was doing really well with it..... I know my Mom would want me to keep this store up and running for her, as I am and will, the best that I can. I know Mom will give me the insight, inspiration, and guidance I need, because not only is it a hobby, it's a second job! So in remembrance of my Mom..... (my guardian angel) If you need that special gift for someone, especially Mom, (Mothers Day is coming our way) check out the link below.... If you see something you like, let me know.... make me an offer. http://stores.ebay.com/The-Jewels-by-the-Sea-Store Thanks...much: peace & all that to all Have a good day! peace baby
Who Want's To Do A Biker? And Why?
OK So I hear all Women Want to "DO" a Biker. I question if I'ts because the Biker Status Is that Of a Rock Star or A Wealthy Man! Tell Us what You Think! Leave details if you want.. It's your choice. Thanx for reading and all responses..  
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NAUGHTY APPLiCATiON" Best and hottest one will get a reply......1. Your Name:2. Age:3. Favorite position (s)?4. Do you think I'm hot?5. Would you have sex with me?6. lights on or off?7. Would you have to be drunk?8. Would you take a shower with me?9. Have you ever thought about having sex with me?10. Would you leave after or stay the night?11. Do you like cuddling afterwards?12. Condom or skin?13. Do you give Oral pleasures?14. Do you like to receive Oral Pleasures?15. Have sex on the first date?16. Would you kiss me during sex?17. Do you think I would be good in bed?18. Threesome?20. How many times would you like to cum?21. Would you use me as a booty call?21. Can I use you as a booty call?22. Do you like foreplay?23. What is foreplay to you?24. Can we take pictures of the act?25. Will you post this so I can fill it out for you?
Getting To Know Me....
As some of you may allready know. My wife was in a car accedent a few years back.  My wife and I are in a open relationship. We are looking for new friends n maybe a lover. It has been very hard 4 us and our sex life has sufferd. I take great pride in pleasing my wife before I please myself. The fact is this, it hurts her every time we make love, so as it is very hard for us. We are looking to meet new single ladies and couples. Preferably over 21 and under 40. we live in the Seattle Wa. area. First we would like to meet and start out as friends and then possibly move into a sexual relastionship of sorts. We are STD free and we do drink, and smoke. Just the way it is. We love to go camping, hanging out in our back yard for BBQ's n lil campfires. Yes we have kids n pets. No we are not looking for one night stands. If this sparks your intest, leave me a message in my inbox, and we can go from there. No salute , dont botther peace
Frazzled
Dear reader, You might not know this about me but i have one feeling....   JUST ONE   GOT IT GOOD!!!   OH PS: I think family is retarded so I will be deleting it within the next 3 minutes   YES IM HAVING A TANTRUM IM PREGNANT TRY STOPPING ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!   FUCK YOU ALLWicked   PS random boob pictures might just help alleviate my ignorance
Love
with everything said about love and caring about a person..... what is love ??? really.....what is it? i always thought for the person u love n care for u would b willin to fight no matter what or whom it is even if it is fightinthe person themselves so what is it??? bcuz im so dumb i dont even know wut it is appearently. i always thought love was fighting to stay no matter how hard everything gets. also helping to change each other and talk to each other no matter what it is. saying the words i love u is actually meaning those words not throwing them around one second n then the next just give up on something like its nothing. i believe if there was any love in the first place  both parties would b willing to change and after givin ur all thats when u can call it quits. would someone plz explain to me if i am wrong..........bcuz if im willin to change n prove myself why wouldnt the other person?? isnt it bcuz that other person never loved me in the first place???!!!???!!! i dunno mayb
Auction
Every once come add my home girl so yall can bid on my pic in her auction.. her profile to add is http://fubar.com/2722077 once you have added her look for my pic in her auction folder name is Own My Azz. my pic link is... http://fubar.com/photo.php?u=1805867&albumid=1985805&i=3407355295&idx=0 now come buy my ass ty ppl
My Status Box
SCRAPPER TOOK MY STATUS BOX, CUS HE DIDNT LIKE WHAT I SAID, GUESS NO ONE HAS THE RIGHT TO THEIR OWN OPINIONS ANYMORE ON HERE. So to make them see change your name to FuClone (then your user id # ) Ok here was the actual comments: FuClone1031234 said: Scrapper your an Idiot. I want my symbols back. This site isnt for you, it is for EVERYONE ELSE THATS HERE FuClone1031234 said: Awww didn't like people having their own opinions, so you took my status box away ???? SCRAPPER said: SCRAPPER said: Huh! You just called me an idiot....go ahead and keep punching me in the face. that is what i am here for. Step away from the computer and breath....it's all going to be ok.
Wondering
I just got home from a support group, and it left me wondering.  How many rape victims of childhood rape are made to feel as though they are the ones to blame?  Not just by the people who commit the crime, but by law enforcement and others that are supposed to be protecting them.  I hated being made to feel it was my fault.  Even my mom would try to blame me, yet she was the one that sold me for sex.  I was four, what did I know?  I can't imagine going to the authorities and being made out to be the one to blame so many women in my group were.  I was always too afraid to speak out.  Ashamed.  Made to feel like that by my own mother.  My mom profitted from it though.   She's the one that  refused to take ownership.  Why is it then that I'm the one that still suffers?  Why do I have the night terrors?  I'm finally accepting that it isn't and never was my fault that this happened to me.  I just wish I knew how to open up about it and talk to those who mattered to me.  Instead I push them
Urban Legend # 1
When I was about 9 years old, I went to a friend's for a birthday/slumber party. There were about 10 other girls there. About midnight, we decided to play Mary Worth. Some of us had never heard of this so one of the girls told the story. Mary Worth lived a long time ago. She was a very beautiful young girl. One day she had a terrible accident that left her face so disfigured that nobody would look at her. She had not been allowed to see her own reflection after this accident for fear that she would lose her mind. Before this, she had spent long hours admiring her beauty in her bedroom mirror. One night, after everyone had gone to bed, unable to fight the curiousity any longer, she crept into a room that had a mirror. As soon as she saw her face, she broke down into terrible screams and sobs. It was at this moment that she was so heartbroken and wanted her old reflection back, that she walked into the mirror to find it, vowing to disfigure anybody that came looking for her in the mirr
Urban Legend # 2
Two dormmates in college were in the same science class. The teacher had just reminded them about the midterm the next day when one dormmate — let's call her Juli — got asked to this big bash by the hottest guy in school. The other dormmate, Meg, had pretty much no interest in going and, being a diligent student, she took notes on what the midterm was about. After the entire period of flirting with her date, Juli was totally unprepared for her test, while Meg was completely prepared for a major study date with her books.   At the end of the day, Juli spent hours getting ready for the party while Meg started studying. Juli tried to get Meg to go, but she was insistent that she would study and pass the test. The girls were rather close and Juli didn't like leaving Meg alone to be bored while she was out having a blast. Juli finally gave up, using the excuse that she would cram in homeroom the next day.   Juli went to the party and had the time of her life with her date.
Urban Legend # 3
A girl and her boyfriend are making out in his car. They had parked in the woods so no one would see them. When they were done, the boy got out to pee and the girl waited for him in the safety of the car. After waiting five minutes, the girl got out of the car to look for her boyfriend. Suddenly, she sees a man in the shadows. Scared, she gets back in the car to drive away, when she hears a very faint squeak... squeak... squeak... This continued a few seconds until the girl decided she had no choice but to drive off. She hit the gas as hard as possible but couldn't go anywhere, because someone had tied a rope from the bumper of the car to a nearby tree. Well, the girl slams on the gas again and then hears a loud scream. She gets out of the car and realizes that her boyfriend is hanging from the tree. The squeaky noises were his shoes slightly scraping across the top of the car!!!  
Urban Legend # 4
My great-great grandmother, ill for quite some time, finally passed away after lying in a coma for several days. My great-great grandfather was devastated beyond belief, as she was his one true love and they had been married over 50 years. They were married so long it seemed as if they knew each other's innermost thoughts. After the doctor pronounced her dead, my great-great grandfather insisted that she was not. They had to literally pry him away from his wife's body so they could ready her for burial. Now, back in those days they had backyard burial plots and did not drain the body of its fluids. They simply prepared a proper coffin and committed the body (in its coffin) to its permanent resting place. Throughout this process, my great-great grandfather protested so fiercely that he had to be sedated and put to bed. His wife was buried and that was that. That night he woke to a horrific vision of his wife hysterically trying to scratch her way out of the coffin. He phoned the d
Urban Legend # 5
So-and-so's friend, a girl in her teens, is babysitting for a family in Newport Beach, Ca. The family is wealthy and has a very large house — you know the sort, with a ridiculous amount of rooms; I mean, come on, if a house is big enough to have "wings," then you know the house is larger than it probably needs to be. Anyways, the parents are going out for a late dinner/movie. The father tells the babysitter that once the children are in bed she should go into this specific room (he doesn't really want her wandering around the house) and watch TV there. The parents take off and soon she gets the kids into bed and goes to the room to watch TV. She tries watching TV, but she is disturbed by a clown statue in the corner of the room. She tries to ignore it for as long as possible, but it starts freaking her out so much that she can't handle it. She resorts to calling the father and asks, "Hey, the kids are in bed, but is it okay if I switch rooms? This clown statue is really creepi
Urban Legend # 6
There's this guy who you might have seen walking around town with two huge dreadlocks, one on each side of his head. One day he decides to get them cut off. So he's off to the hair dresser, and of course they can't get the clippers through his hair, so out come the biggest pair of scissors you've ever seen. They start to hack into one of the dreads and get about halfway through when he starts screaming and runs out of the shop. His girlfriend finds him dead in their flat the next day. The coroner found that a nest of red-backed spiders had moved into his hair and started biting him when the scissors cut the nest to bits.
Urban Legend # 7
A teenage boy drove his date to a dark and deserted Lovers' Lane for a make-out session. After turning on the radio for mood music, he leaned over and began kissing the girl. A short while later, the music suddenly stopped and an announcer's voice came on, warning in an urgent tone that a convicted murderer had just escaped from the state insane asylum — which happened to be located not far from Lovers' Lane — and that anyone who noticed a strange man lurking about with a hook in place of his right hand should immediately report his whereabouts to the police. The girl became frightened and asked to be taken home. The boy, feeling bold, locked all the doors instead and, assuring his date they would be safe, attempted to kiss her again. She became frantic and pushed him away, insisting that they leave. Relenting, the boy peevishly jerked the car into gear and spun its wheels as he pulled out of the parking space. When they arrived at the girl's house she got out of the
Urban Legend # 8
Once there was a a beautiful young girl who lived in a small town just south of Farmersburg. Her parents had to go to town for a while, so they left their daughter home alone, but protected by her dog, which was a very large collie. The parents told the girl to lock all the windows and doors after they had left. And at about 8:00pm the parents went to town. So doing what she was told the girl shut and locked evey window and every door. But there was one window in the basement that would not close completely.Trying as best as she could she finally got the window shut, but it would not lock. So she left the window, and went back upstairs. But just to make sure that no one could get in, she put the dead-bolt lock on the basment door.Then she sat down had some dinner and decided to go to sleep for the night. Settling down to sleep at about 12:00 she snuggled up with the dog and fell asleep.But at one point, she suddenly woke up. She turned and looked at the clock...it was 2:30. She snuggle
Urban Legend # 9
A business traveler goes to a lounge for a drink at the end of the work day. A person in the bar walks up as they sit alone and offers to buy them a drink. The last thing the traveler remembers until they wake up in a hotel room bath tub, their body submerged to their neck in ice, is sipping that drink. There is a note taped to the wall instructing them not to move and to call 911. A phone is on a small table next to the bathtub for them to call. The business traveler calls 911 who have become quite familiar with this crime. The business traveler is instructed by the 911 operator to very slowly and carefully reach behind them and feel if there is a tube protruding from their lower back. The business traveler finds the tube and answers, "Yes." The 911 operator tells them to remain still, having already sent paramedics to help. The operator knows that both of the business traveler's kidneys have been harvested.
Urban Legend # 10
One night a woman went out for drinks with her girlfriends. She left the bar fairly late at night, got in her car and onto the deserted highway. She noticed a lone pair of headlights in her rear-view mirror, approaching at a pace just slightly quicker than hers. As the car pulled up behind her she glanced and saw the turn signal on — the car was going to pass — when suddenly it swerved back behind her, pulled up dangerously close to her tailgate and the brights flashed. Now she was getting nervous. The lights dimmed for a moment and then the brights came back on and the car behind her surged forward. The frightened woman struggled to keep her eyes on the road and fought the urge to look at the car behind her. Finally, her exit approached but the car continued to follow, flashing the brights periodically. Through every stoplight and turn, it followed her until she pulled into her driveway. She figured her only hope was to make a mad dash into the house and call the polic
Your Thoughts On It
me and my friend emerald were having a discussion earlier in wihich we went back and forth giving our opinions on certain subject matters. after. i thought about it and i decided to start this blog that, yeah its a long shot, people might give some insight on their opinions on the topic at hand. how the debate all got started was thanks to the trekkie that decided to create a profile for all the members of the old star trek crew. we were talking and we got to thinking that some of the nerds, no offense, are the ones who are creating our future. case in point the cell phone in particular the flip phone. it also came to mind that people like this were also responcible for such morally questionable projects like the human genome project. the more we talked about it the more concerned we became about some of the moral issues that comes to being a scientist, and asking as to why such knowledge isn't being used properly. for example, the genome project has made it possible to basically creat
Lol's
An old retired sailor puts on his old uniform and heads for the docks once more, for old times sake. He engages a prostitute and takes her up to a room. He's soon going at it as well as he can for a guy his age, but needing some reassurance, he asks, "How am I doing?" The prostitute replies, "Well, old sailor you're doing about three knots." "Three knots?" he asks. "Whats that supposed to mean?" She says, " You're knot hard, you're knot in, and you're knot getting your money back!"
Louisville Says Goodbye To Freedom Hall
Crime And Punishments
Crime and Punishments Dostoevsky Fyodor Dostoevsky
Cappuccino And Latte
For those who do not frequent coffee shops, ordering an espresso-based coffee drink can be intimidating.  The most important thing to know when ordering a coffee beverage is the distinction between the different drinks and their identifying characteristics.  While there are many variations on the basic coffee drinks, there are two main drinks that are the basis for many other specialty drinks.  These basic coffee drinks are the latte and the cappuccino. The Latte A latte is the most common type of espresso-based coffee drink.  A latte consists of a small amount of espresso topped with steamed milk. The steaming of the milk is one of the most important parts of preparing a latte.  Unlike milk that has been warmed in other ways, steamed milk is infused with air as it is heated.  The addition of air to the milk gives it a velvety, creamy texture. A great many other coffee drinks are a variation on the latte.  For instance, a mocha is simply a latte with chocolate syrup added to it.  M
D-day 2010
For the 1 maybe 2 people that will read this, hi. Yesterday my wife (the mummer formerly known as a bunch of symbols spelling out illusions) filed for divorce. i would therefore appreciate not having my name linked with hers anymore.
Dec. 20th 2012 At 11:59 Pm
Here is a question for everone, what will you want to be doing on Dec. 20th 2012 at 11:59pm right before the end of the world as we know it? IF IT HAPPENS. NEVER KNOW. HA HA
Undecided
For those of you who keep asking and are curious, the countdown is for when I go on vacation. So when that time gets here, I will be gone from fu for awhile. What I don't know yet is if I will come back to fu. I'm not really sure when I will decide either. I just don't feel like I need to be here much anymore. Let me know what you think.
Epic Lyrics
Bury all your secrets in my skin Come away with innocence and leave me with my sins The air around me still feels like a cage And love is just a camouflage for what resembles rage again So if you love me let me go And run away before I know My heart is just too dark to care I can't destroy what isn't there Deliver me into my fate If I'm alone I cannot hate I don't deserve to have you Ooh, my smile was taken long ago If I can change I hope I never know I still press your letters to my lips And cherish them in parts of me that savor every kiss I couldn't face a life without your lights But all of that was ripped apart when you refused to fight So save your breath, I will not care I think I made it very clear You couldn't hate enough to love Is that supposed to be enough? I only wish you weren?t my friend Then I could hurt you in the end I never claimed to be a saint Ooh, my own was banished long ago It took the death of hope to let you go So break yo
100 Blunts A Week
I MANAGE ABOUT 12-15 SWISHERS A DAY MYSELF HIGH TOLERANCE,,
The Inner Me ... The Love Hate Machine
To be a man and not like conflict is a rarity now adays. How does one fix it? Does he dig deep into his soul and brings forth a monstrousity that has been hidden since the dawn of time. Or does he just continues on pondering of a better existiance? These are the questions that ravage my mind. Raping it to the point of no return. And yet I have control I have thought.. and will. I try so hard to hide the illness that lurks within my veins slowly killing me. But I cannot run from it any longer. I cannot hide from it no longer. For that death seeks us all from the moment we are created in the womb. Oh glorious death how sweet thy lips and how bitter tis your bite. The true question isn't not how one can defeat death. But is it how we as humans can coexist, accept the fact and move on. James O'barr once wrote "Its not death if you don't accept it". I find that its true. But the true question is do you?
The Day Music Died..:(
MARCH IS THE MONTH WE LOST A VERY TALANTED MUSIAN BY THE NAME OF RANDY RHOADS. RIP RANDY \,,/   RANDALL WILLIAM "RANDY" ROADS (12/6/56-3/19/82) WAS AN AMERICAN HEAVY METAL GUITARIST WHO PLAYED GUITAR FOR OZZY AND A HEAVY METAL  BAND QUIT RIOT.  RANDY WAS A DEVOTED STUDENT OF CLASSICAL GUITAR. HE COMBINED HIS CLASSICAL MUSIC WITH HIS OWN HEAVY METAL STYLE.  RANDY WAS A MAJOR INFLUENCE ON NEO-CLASSICAL METAL PLAYERS THAT EMERGED IN THE 1980'S SUCH AS YNGWIE MALMSTEEN AND JASON BECKER.  RANDY HAS A CLASSICAL PIECE CALLED DEE.    IN 1979 SINGER OZZY OSBOURNE WAS FORMING A NEW BAND. OZZY MENTIONED HE WAS LOOKING FOR A NEW GUITAR PLAYER.  RHOADS GOT THE CALL FOR THE AUDITION JUST BEFORE HIS FINAL SHOW WITH QUIET RIOT.  RANDY WALKED IN WITH HIS LES PAUL AND A PRACTICE AMP HE STARTED TO WARM UP: AND OZZY IMMEDIATELY GAVE HIM THE JOB. OZZY DESCRIBED RHOADS AS "GOD ENTERING MY LIFE."  HERE ARE SOME GUITAR SOLOS FROM THE GUITAR GOD RANDY. THE DAY MUSIC DIED :(  RANDY RHOADS LAS
Daddy, It Hurts
My name is Chris.I am three.My eyes are swollen.I cannot see.I must be stupid,I must be bad.What else could have madeMy daddy so mad?I wish I were better,I wish I weren't ugly,Then maybe my mommyWould still want to hug me.I cant do a wrong.I cant speak at all,Or else i'm locked upAll day long.When I'm awake, I'm all alone.The house is dark,My folks aren't home.When my mommy does come homeI'll try and be nice,So maybe I'll just getOne whipping tonight.I just heard a car.My daddy is backFrom Charlies bar.I hear him curse,My name is called.I press myselfAgainst the wall.I try to hideFrom his evil eyes.I'm so afraid now,I'm starting to cry.He finds me weeping,Calls me ugly words.He says its my fault,He suffers at work.He slaps and hits me,And yells at me more,I finally get free,And run to the door.He's already locked it,And I start to bawl.He takes me, and throws me,Against the hard wall.I fall to the floorWith my bones nearly broken,And my daddy continuesWith more bad wo
Rockstar
So, I'm back.   I'd honestly really like to be able to say that I didn't miss it.   I didn't miss the site, really.  It's pretty much still the nutsack of the internet.   What I missed was the people, and the freedom to really be myself.   Not to have to worry about family or co-workers seeing my vulgar/non-PC/perverted side, like they do on other social networking sites.   So, here I am.   Now abuse me.    
Wvuernieball
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Lovely Theory
Why should the wedding ring be worn on the fourth finger? There is a beautiful and convincing explanation given by the Chinese. Thumb represents your -- Parents Second (Index) finger represents your Siblings Middle finger represents your Self Fourth (Ring) finger represents your Life Partner & Last (Little) finger represents your Children First, open your palms (face to face), bend the middle fingers and hold them together - back to back Secondly, open and hold the remaining three fingers and the thumb - tip to tip (As shown in the figure Above) Now, try to Separate your Thumbs (representing the parents)..., they will open, because your parents are not destined to live with you lifelong (Sorry but its the Truth), and have to leave you sooner or later. Join your thumbs as before and separate your Index fingers (representing siblings)... ., they will also open, because your brothers and sisters will have their own families and will have to lead their own separate lives. Now join the
Not Around Much
I have been busy alot lately..and tired. Not sure if somethings wrong with me..physically or just that I dont sleep much.  Anyways.. I have not felt like being on here much.  When I am on here.. I sit and wonder ,,why? I have maybe 3 who really give a damn about me.  Those who I got added to my family..I wonder why? Yes..at one time they cared..and talked to me..but as of lately.. barely many do. I guess I am burnt out on here.  Why come to a place..where you can be replaced as a friend so easily? I guess I come back..for those very few who do care.. I can only take so much though.. and I am about to that point. Its bad enough..hardly anyone talks much. I barely get rated much..orloved on any.  WTF do you have to do to get attn on here? I have seen humungous cows even get attn. Maybe its the fact I dont freakin talk dirty to you.. or show you what you want. If thats what it takes.. then so be it.. I will just delete .
Songs
I could have never seenWhat you would do to meI was blinded by your face..Lost in those distant eyesSo many nights i criedDrowning in my discrase...(Chorus) Now I see that its youYour true colors shining throughNever going back nowPerfect Poison, Silent DeathNow I'm screaming my last breathand I'm never going back now...Where did i go wrongLike a siren's songYou pulled me in and drug me down..Back and forth we goDid you even knowThat my head was spinning 'round...This is the final wound, that i take from youI am finished with it all (backup vocals: You wont catch me when i fall)(Chorus)Now I see that its youYour true colors shining throughNever going back nowPerfect Poison, Silent deathNow I'm screaming my last breathand I'm never going back..Now I see that its youYour true colors shining throughNever going back nowPerfect poison, Silent deathNow I'm screaming my last breathand I'm never going back....Now
Eyes Are Watch
This is one of my Family and this is her story.      I realize Right up  front, that it is all my own fault, but here is my story.  I put a few sexy pictures in my albums and started getting more frequent ratings, comments, and some good blings.  Along with all of these were requests for more, to include some personal salutes.  As I posted more pics to get the points and the blings, the special requests came more frequent, and I was soon drunk on the popularity, and was putting up almost anything, with only two things in mind, Leveling, and ranking every day.  Well, I got more than I bargained for, and unfortunately have learned a very hard lesson on what can happen when you stop thinking.      Thanks to all the men and women on fu  who kept asking for more, and making more and more promises, pushing me more and more into the nude pictures.  I am now in Jail on some serious charges.  I have lost everything.  I have lost my kids.  I have lost my job.  I will probably be in Jail for qu
Did Obama's Health Summit Work?
    President Obama's seven-hour health care summit last Thursday wassupposed to be a game-changer for the reform debates. It was not.     Though liberals and conservatives agree that the nation's health caresystem is in desperate need of reform, consensus on ways to achievethese reforms remains virtually nonexistent. As Time magazine reports,all the health care summit did was emphasize the sides' "fundamentally- and irreconcilably - different views of how to go aboutfixing the nation's health care system." The stalemate continues.      Concerns about the high costs, unprecedented federal expansion andoversight and unconstitutional mandates were left unresolved. Nothingfundamental changed. But if Obamacare is to gain any support, fundamental change -- namely starting over -- is necessary.      There was one significant change that sprung from the summit: ThePresident's admission that his plan would not reduce the cost ofprivate health insurance. Obama's most important health reformp
Older Women & Younger Men
So, I have dated a couple older women. Some I had to convince to give it a shot. I absolutely loved the relationships, and now I have very little intrest in younger women. As an older woman would you consider hooking up with a younger man? If so, how much younger? If not why? Just trying to get some feedback from the beautiful mature women here on Fubar.
Rockers Playground Info
http://fubar.com/lounge/71007 Were going to do an 80s metal night on friday March 5th..@ ROCKERS PLAYGROUND and WOULD LOVE TO HAVE YOU JOIN US!!!!!THERE WILL BE RANDOM BLINGING, GOOD TUNES, GREAT PEOPLE AND FUN FUN!!!!!!!!!!!!! SO YOUR INVITED TO COME JOIN IN THE FUN.....
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While I Was Away
While i was away, i had time to think. and I yes i will be a fubar lifer i just wont go nuts like i have in the past I did met a wounderful man on hear and yes we are still together, we love each other very much. but back to what i was saying, I made changes in my life and now i am making my changes on here on fubar. yes i started out a bit open very open with my body with picture and i regreted in alots of ways because i made myself look bad and some few choice words i can't bring myself to say, well they are gone from here and my pcu i don't need pictures like that to disgrace myself i am better then that. plus i have a wounderful man that loves for who I am. I will be on fubar here and there from time to time i do miss my friends here yes i did make really great friends like jesse, tomcat, bill, to mention a few just remember there is a life out there don't get lost in the realems of the pcu. Mary  
Check This Out
At the end of the tax year, the IRS office sent an inspector to audit the books of a local hospital. While the IRS agent was checking the books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too little left to be of any use?" "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to the bandage company and every now and then they send us a free box of bandages." "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way. "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left over after setting a cast on a patient?" "Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of plaster." "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard a
Application For Apps Cafe
DJ: Using the SAMS Broadcast software, play music through the lounge to entertain the listeners. Actively monitor the requests In the lounge, and communicate with the Head DJ, in regards to any schedule conflicts. Above all else have fun. The more fun the DJ has the more fun there is in the room. Greeter: While in the lounge, actively engage people as they enter, and continue to make everyone feel welcome and a part of the family while also trying to get visitor’s to hit the subscribe button. Make everyone feel welcome and have fun. Promoter: Coding/Graphics: Promotion is an all encompassing task, from going to people's pages and leaving comments, to talking about the lounge as you interact with others on FuBar. The key focus of promotions, is to promote in a positive manner where new members are brought to the lounge. Creativity is highly encouraged. Keep all the coding clear and function for the smoothness of the lounge. The graphics team helps design cool gr
New Name!
ok i like what i have but iono i need a new one .. these are some that ive had maybe go back or new?   mcflirtyface or flirtyface adorably wicked giggly kitten lascivious kitten desolate beauty mcboobers   any suggestions throw them out here !!      
Internet Marketing
After going through three grulling days of internet marketing trainging, who whould have thought there was so much to it?  One would think that it was pretty easy to get a web page marketed and up where people can find it.  Well, it's not, and it is not fast either.  If you are thinking about building a web page, and you want people to find it... ...be prepared for a whole lot of web based work.  Vertical portals, humand edited search engins and the whole works.  So anyway if anybody is wondering what those three days of training caused me to develope, check out www.noblesknives.com  If you have any advice for internet marketing please, post and we can swap ideas.  Thank You.
Time Traveling
If man is creation of god, and man created tmie, then god himself has created time. And quite literally "It was only a matter of "TIME" before man could figure it out" It being time itself.
Favorite Quotes
Life is a constant process of relating.   Knowledge will give you power, but character will give you respect.   if you love life, don't waste time, for time is what life is made up of.   If you think a thing is impossible, you'll make it impossible.   life is an ever-flowing process and somewhere on the path some unpleasant things will pop up - it might leave a scar, but then life is flowing on, and like running water, when it stops, it grows stale. go bravely on .... because each experience teaches us a lesson ....   Optimism is a faith that leads to success.   A goal is often not meant to be reached, it often serves simply as something to aim at.   Man, because he is a creative individual, is far more important than any style or system.      
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War Of Djs At Legends Saloon
This March 12th starting at 7:00pm EST and 13th starting at 4:00pm EST Here at Legends Saloon we are doing a DJ War. Let's see what these DJs have and who can be called the LEGENDary DJ!! Lots of fun with some great prizes Theme is all genere of Rock and Metal. Winners will receive First place: 1 Month VIP, Second place: 12-Credit bling pack, and Third place: 200,000 fubucks. We will have door prizes, trivia, and more prizes. Entry fee is 50,000 fubucks for all DJs wanting to particpate in the DJ War. All entrys must be in by Thursday March 11 Please Contact one of the following People for more information: Clitterman CO LegendsSaln strait 8 babe CoOwner of Legends Saloon FuEngaged Owned by my wonderful RYMAN LegendInMyOwnM
My Frist
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Stupid Ppl
i swear they jus get more and more dumb on here     twisted dr...: ok Halo Is On...: well u asked if i was single i told u no...then u said u wanted to me i asked see me how? i dont cam i dont trade pics ill be friends with anyone but thats as far as it goes on heretwisted dr...: sorry i askedHalo Is On...: a*Halo Is On...: i have man...so i dont do that craptwisted dr...: you have yahoo or msn or camfrog with a webcamHalo Is On...: umm what u mean?twisted dr...: wish i could see youHalo Is On...: nope im takentwisted dr...: ok and you singleHalo Is On...: im good n utwisted dr...: how are youHalo Is On...: hitwisted dr...: hi       i give him about 15 mins and he`ll ask some more shit BLAH
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Thoughts
The riddles and games take a walk through a maze Can anyone solve these puzzles? Please fucking stop these puzzles! Intense the complexity that boggles my mind with the mystery- instilled by the ones who act kind. How frusterating! How disheartening! Can I obtain the patience to furbish solutions- so the questions stop pounding inside? -Oh how they fuck with my mind. The games and these riddles must die! FIN
My Coments
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Wazzuup
scarlettan...: Wow, you don't know me at all. I stabbed my moms ex through the chest with his own damn knife for beating her when I was 14, I threw my own dad threw a solid wooden door for hitting me so what makes you think I wouldn't fuck up some random hooker for hurting the most important things in my life?
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My Sexiest Friend On Fubar!!!
Trashy Thursday On Craigslist
Every Thursday I will find a random article of trashy clothing and post it on Craigslist with funny captions and see what we can get and during the week I will post responses: Here is the first one it is a Thong and no I am not 400 lbs it was for affect..   http://saskatoon.en.craigslist.ca/clo/1629313792.html
Randomness
i just wanna say that i dont think i have ever felt this way in my whole life. How can u fall in love with someone with one chat session? i mean is it possible? i feel that it is because i have never met neone soo passionate and soo perfect for me that is. Yes we both have a past but we can sit and cuddle and talk for hour bout sad and happy times. I also never met a guy so passionate bout their kid or kids. It makes me tear everytime i think bout it.. hes such a good father and i wish i knew wat to do for him most of the time. I want to make all his dreams come true and fullfilled. I also wanna say that im in love with him soo deeply that im scared but im not running away from this one i cant i care and love him wayyy too much. well love you baby if you do read this.
Alfa Maschio Review
Call me Eric from New York, I love to try out different types of colognes. I have a blog reviewing the latest nexus pheromones Cologne, for example, you can get the alfa maschio review from my blog now.
Premmie Deer
  Is a wonderful strange world; here they try hard to safe one and somewhere they slaughtered !   Premmie Deer You will probably never see this again. ...with all the gloomy news floating out there...here is a nice nature story that is uplifting...This tiny deer was delivered by Caesarean section at a wildlife hospital after his mother was killed by a car.Little Rupert, who is so small he can fit in an adult'shand, was born after vets failed in their battle to save his mother.At just six inches tall and weighing just over a pound, he is now in an incubator in the intensive care unit at Tiggywinkles Wildlife Hospital in Buckinghamshire.He has only recently opened his eyes
Whatever
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Done Being Taken Advantage Of
how to start this, over a year ago my mother asked me to come over while she was at work,(yes she never moved out shes lived with her dad forever) spend the entire day at my grandfathers house. Make sure my grandpa had lunch/dinner. I did this for 100dollars a week and hiring a professional sitting service would cost over 1,000k a week. so i was like no prob. well i used to be there at 7am and leave around 6pm and did this for 20 dollars a day. yea go ahead say it im an idiot. well here we are over a year later, ive stopped going over there except to prepare him lunch, my mom still wants me to sit over there all day,, im just not into doing that, not for 20/day...for many who dont know (just about everyone) my mother is a hoarder.....see below Hoarding: aka a pack rat, but mental disorder where they cant get rid of shit.....(my definition) well there were several times where i would be unable to go over and make him lunch or whatever for serious reasons....i had surgery on my foot to
*face Palm* Why Do I Listen To Klover!!!!!!!!!!!!
Marijuana Disinformation
DEA Forced to Scrub Misleading Info on the American Medical Association's Position on Marijuana Activists get the DEA to remove obsolete information from its website claiming that the American Medical Association (AMA) still opposes medical marijuana December 7, 2009  |     On November 10th, the AMA reversed its long-held position that marijuana has no acceptable medicinal value and adopted a new policy position favoring medical marijuana. The AMA called on the U.S. government to reconsider its current classification as a Schedule I substance. (The government categorizes drugs into “Schedules.” Four of the five actually regulate the use of substances, but Schedule I drugs—such as marijuana, heroin and LSD—are completely banned.) However, a week after the announcement of this historic reversal, the DEA still hadn’t removed mention of the AMA’s old, anti-medical-marijuana position from its website. So, the advocacy group Law Enfo
What You Think
You're such a fucking prick and I lied to you all along. You think you're God's gift to women but boy are you so wrong. You thought that I love you when it was another in my bed. You thought I would think of you when it was another in my head. You thought you had my heart with every word that you said But now the mention of your name makes me wish you were dead.
Guest Book
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Influence
When death is dealt, up close and by hands..He changes a heart, from where a man stands. The reflection of a mirror...as a person peers in, not the same as before..different, of all that win. At the threshold of death, the survivor rises and remains. The eyes see the loss that the heart disdains.Over his shoulder is seen the cost... of this humanity's war. Each man must decide. When. And if. Evermore.                                                                  
Todays Daily Secret
When I was little.. I have a little brother.. One time he pissed me off so bad.. One morning he went to the kitchen to make a bowl of cereal right. Poured himself a bowl without milk. he stopped and went to the bathroom. While he was gone I went into the kitchen.. hocked up a nice juicy lugie and spit it into his bowl. I sat back down in the living room and he came out. went to his cereal and poured the milk in. He put away the milk and stood there eating that bowl of snot cereal til gone.. I gaged and laughed the whole time lol!
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Beautiful Stranger
There she was, A beautiful stranger walking down the street Five feet-six inches, in laced three inch heels Supporting her body of deception and lies In a black skirt wrinkled with lust Complimented by her sleeveless top, Sheltering a broken heart.   A beautiful stranger she was, On a hot sunny day in spring Where every step taken brought us closer Unaware of the history we were unknowingly sharing; My eyes silently attempting to introduce myself, My
The Path
Walking alone in this path I search for love to adapt A single hint of your smile The scent of your love perfume   Alone in this path, I flee the past Embrace a new and brighter future; One with the warmth of your presence And the comfort of a look in your eyes.   Alone in this path I shed your tears, I can no longer stand to see you cry For taking your love for granted And not loving you like you knew I could.   Alone in this path I’ll fight your war Risk my life; bleed my love for you, Cast your sins and live your fears Take your hand and forever hold you near.   Alone in this path I bring you hope,
Life
How do you get up every morning ready to face everything life throws at you when it seems everyday life is knocking you down..Where does the will come from?  Life wasnt supposed to be this hard.  I remember being told "dont worry once you leave HS everything will be different".  Nothing is different. Im still looked down upon by nearly everyone. Even those who call me friend just kick me. I just dont seem to be able to live up to everyones standards. I just cant do it.
Attention All Stalkers
ITS NOT KOOL TO STALK MY FACEBOOK, MYSPACE, AND YEARBOOK ASKING MY FRIENDS WHERE I LIVE AT. I NEVER (I REPEAT NEVER) WOULD MEET ANY OF YOU ANYWHERE NO MATTER HOW MUCH MONEY YOU OFFER ME. MY FUBAR IS JUS TO CHAT AND HAVE A GOOD TIME ITS ALL FUN AND GAMES BUT A LINE HAS TO BE DRAWN....IM JUST NOT THAT TYPE OF GIRL AND I HAVE A PURITY RING ANYWAY. LETS KEEP IT CLEAN GENTLEMAN
Pieces
Pieces Im here again; A thousand miles away from you A broken mess; Just scattered pieces of who I am I tried so hard; thought I could do this on my own I've lost so much along the way Then I'll see your face; I know I'm finally Yours I find everything I thought I lost before You call my name; I come to You in pieces So You can make me whole   I come undone; but you make sense of who I am Like puzzles pieces in Your eyes Then I'll see your face;  I know I'm finally Yours I find everything I thought I lost before You call my name; I come to You in pieces So You can make me whole
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  THE OWN ME AUCTION HAS STARTED...THE AUCTION WILL END SUNDAY 7TH AT 6PM EST.. HERE ARE THE LOVELY PPL:
Somethin I Wrote A Long Time Ago...
get over it When was the last time your ribs hurt from laughingWhen your face hurt from your stretched smile Have your eyes hurt recently from the sharp picture around youOr do you feel your way around looking for a light switchDo you get light-headed from the elevation of your aspirationsOr loss of blood from worry and doubts' lacerationsDo you wait for a releaseOr to be filledIs it all their faultOr is their fault yoursDo you have hateOr does hate have youDo we want to believe in things getting betterOr better things we believe inDo we have our own fate Or does fate own usHow do we lose happinessYet claim to know where to find itWe can't hope for satisfactionWithout satisfying actionDoes love come into our livesOr do we naturally liveout loveIf we outlive loveDo we mourn itIs there eternal peace for love lostOr do we damn itDo we ever really forgive and forgetOr do we forget about forgivenessAre you dyingOr are you livingIs our life what we make itOr does life make us Do we unders
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The Rules
A while ago, while I was doing some soul searching, and thinking about ways to change my life for the better, I came up with a set of rules that I am trying to incorporate into my life.  I try to live by them, but I'll be honest, its difficult.  But if you can successfully incorporate these into your life, I promise you that you'll see a lot of good changes going your way!  Each rule will come with a short explination, if you should have further questions, please feel free to ask me...Rule #1... Put yourself 1st for a change...You have to make sure to consider your needs before you ever consider anyone elses needs.  How do you expect to possibly do something for someone else if you can not even meet your own needs.  I find that the best help is rendered when you yourself are whole and complete.  If you are not stable and are an emotional wreck and your needs arent taken care of, how can you possibly hope to take care of someone else?Now I am by no means saying dont think of others... 
Made For Me
Running Away
"Running Away" I don't want you to give it all up And leave your own life collecting dust And I don't want you to feel sorry for me You never gave us a chance to be And I don't need you to be by my side To tell me that everything's alright I just wanted you to tell me the truth You know I'd do that for you So why are you running away? Why are you running away? Cause I did enough to show you that I Was willing to give and sacrifice And I was the one who was lifting you up When you thought your life had had enough And when I get close, you turn away There's nothing that I can do or say So now I need you to tell me the truth You know I'd do that for you So why are you running away? Why are you running away? Is it me, is it you Nothing that I can do To make you change your mind Is it me, is it you Nothing that I can do Is it a waste of time? Is it me, is it you Nothing that I can do To make you change your mind So why are you running away? Why are you running away? ...What is it I've got
Tigerpaws275
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For You My Friend !
FORGIVE LOVE SMILE EXPRESS YOURSELF RELAX, Help an old person,accept a compliment, listen to your friends, finish an abandoned project, be kind with yourself and others, look at your scrapbook of memories, paint a picture,listen to the silence, always remember that you are not alone, tell your loved ones how much you love them, imagine that today you have no worries . Play with  a child ,read a good book , Choose  a star from the sky , embrace your innerchild. Call your old friends, give yourself permision to make mistakes. Let others help you. Give up on what you don't like , keep your promises , Close your eyes and imagine that you are , ]                                           where you want to be . Stop and smell the roses . Buy yourself something that you have wanted for a long time , Hope that what you wish will come true. Help others, take a deep breath , create something for yourself. LOVE ,FORGIVE ,BE HAPPY !
Java Rambling Bout Her Day
I took my kiddos out for lunch today and, being its Sunday, it was busy busy in the restaraunt.  It was filled with seniors for the most part.  I think seniors are so cute..lol.  When you get older you almost digress back to a child in a way.  Not to say that the years they have lived don't deserve our respect but I mean, its just a prime example of the circle of life. You start out all innocent and carefree, life is simpler, you enjoy the little things.  You take note of the little things like a child watching a butterfly.  Then you start growing up and "life" ruins it all.  Work becomes priority, things become a bigger deal, we rarely take time to smell the flowers and really feel the peace of the little things.  Stresses become moreso, it just isnt as simple anymore.  Then you get older and you start remembering what life should be about.  You take a slower pace, you dont take things/people for granted as much.  A lunch date with your lady friends or your husband of 50 yrs makes
Obama Money
Greetings from Tokelau Get your Obama money here http://www.obamamoney.tk or just look at Beach Girls http://www.beachgirls.tk
Funny Stuff
Shooting adviceWords Of Wisdom Clint Smith, Director of Thunder Ranch, is part drill instructor, and part standup comic (Thunder Ranch is a firearms training facility in Arizona ).Here are a few of his observation on tactics, firearms, self defense and life as we know it in the civilized world."The most important rule in a gunfight is: Always win and cheat if necessary.""Don't forget, incoming fire has the right of way..""Make your attacker advance through a wall of bullets. You may get killed with your own gun, but he'll have to beat you to death with it, cause it's going to be empty.""If you're not shootin', you should be loadin'. If you're not loadin', you should b
Woundering
crawling that lonely road once again, down that path of pain, and ever lasting memories that last a life time, but cant be pieced together, only time can tell where I go, out there in that fog, so far away is a light that I head for, knees bleeding, hands marked from scrapes, feet worn from the long, painful wonders, the rain doesn’t seem to give, the way it looks, I cant give up, but stand, and travel that lonely road again, eyes look up in to the dark night sky, the rain trails down my face making it look like tears of pain and agony, my sorrow knows no end, my heart beats to the pounding rain, where a trail may end, my love will never....
Wtf Why Am I Here?
As I sit here waking up to a cup of coffee as I always do,i've come to the conclusion that life itself is meaningless with no perpose.Everytime someone needs help who do they come to,ME.Where's all my so called friends when I need help.No where that's where.When I need help,everyone turns their back to me.And what the hell is up with all the women in the town.You try to be nice,flash a smile or hold the door for them and they treat you like you have the plague.
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Here I Am
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Missing Those Beautiful Blue Eyes
You told me You Loved me I Belived You and then YOU went away Now all I do is dream about You To Proud to ask You Why and To In LOVE with YOU to just go away WHY??????        
My Opinion On Racism
This was once posted here before, but after seeing something that made me think about it, i decided to re post it.  Enjoy   I have never understood how a person could wake up in the morning, and hate a specific race of people. Its very bizarre to me that anyone would think that any one race of people are any better than any other race. Seriously.....think about that for a second. Members of the KKK believe that white people are the "superior" race. Um.....WHY? What makes white people so much better than the rest of the world? Is it because a million years ago, a bunch of ignorant white guys that thought they were superior owned a bunch of slaves? Cause if you ask me.....i think that makes us assholes!!!!! I just cant for the life of me figure out what makes white people so fucking great! The most classic thing ever - White supremist's that use the term "nigger" when referring to black people. The reason this is classic, is because a "nigger" isnt a black term. B
The Nightshift Lounge !!!
  Hey Everyone feel free to Check Out this Kool Lounge that me and my bro came up with come out and jam out !!! Also we are hiring too so if u want a job feel free to drop me or bro Glenn (Owner) "DJ US Border Patrol"  or me DJ NSR Rockin Ralphy (Co-Owner) and we will be glad to help u out. Also if u decide u want to be a member that is is great too we would gladly like to have u as a part of " The NightShift Family So Click Below and Check it Out"    PS: NOW HIRING   /">/">
Verizon Fios
With exclusive features like the multi-room DVR and Facebook and Twitter on TV, there are plenty of good reasons for customers to switch from Cablevision to Verizon FiOS.     If Cablevision does lose ABC, it means that on top of being deprived of FiOS exclusives like a 100 percent fiber-optic network and the fastest upload connection speeds available, Cablevision subscribers will also miss some of the most popular shows on TV like Lost, Grey's Anatomy and Dancing with the Stars.     But even if the two sides reach an agreement before this weekend, ABC has already made Cablevision customers aware of the prevalence of FiOS. Now that we have their attention, it's up to us to make sure they know that FiOS is way beyond cable and worth the switch.  (MAKE THE SWITCH TO VERIZON)..
Sick Of It.....
why?....why not me?......i dont think im that bad of a person.....i desirve to be happy....i desirve to be treated rite.....im at a loss....i dont kno what to do anymore.....i try and try and try....and i only get shit on for it.....i let ppl kno how much i care....only to be slapped in the face by them not caring for me.....im sick of trying....im so ready to give up......i dont get people...... i feel sooo fucking used sometimes........i just wanna crawl into a fucking hole and die......i know he wouldnt give a shit! i wish i could tell my heart to stop falling for him
Needing Your Opinions!
I have a few dilemmas that I need your help with... Please if you can give me your honest opinion and not some bullshit make me laugh statement that would be great....   These are very Serious matters...   1. Hugh and I are fighting. We have never fought before and its tearing me apart. I suggested we go to couples therapy but he says he wont go.. should i a. Knock him out and drag him like i was a cave man to the hour. b. Cry until he breaks?   2. Gallo and I are both knocked up.. no hes not but his wife is. We are due to deliver the same day and tomorrow we both find out what sex were having.. a. who's having the girl b. who's having the boy   3. Witchie is my bff without a penis... I love her dearly and wish she lived down the street from me so i can pick her up and do whatever i choose to her. a. make her move b. look for houses on her street   4. My fuhubby keeps Cheating on me with whores.. Im knocked up with another mans baby so i kind of understand but once th
The Crow....
I believe, there's a place where the restless souls wander.     Burdened by the weight of their sadness, they wait for a chance to set the wrong things right. Only then can they be re-united with the ones they Love.     Sometimes, a Crow shows them the way, Because sometimes, Love is stronger than death....
Alisa's Blogs
:WHAT I WOULD LOVE IN A GUY:: I guess when i come to think what i want in a guy, one would call me picky. I would just say i know what i want. First off sweet little things make my heart float. Guys that try too hard with pick up lines and make stuff up about them to sound more perfect is just rediculous. No one is perfect and i dont want perfect. I just want a guy that doesnt smoke ciggs or do hardcore drugs, not a good thing to get wrapped up in. lol also guys if your cocky, you mine as well go fuck yourself  Also if a guy has cheated on his girlfriend ever in the past, hes screwed, no girl wants that  ! Guys dont pretend to be happy, go for whatever it is that will make you happy. Dont leave your girl hangin and convinced shes the one causing it, because really it will be your fault for not opening up. I want a guy that would kiss me over and over, just out of no where and run his hands through my hair. I'd want him to come over in the morning while i was still laying in bed, kis
Poetry Written By My Sexy Sinner
Wherever I go, whatever I see. Over ocean's unknown,you are always with me. Pure as the water, we float on this wave. On the breath of an angel, we'll fly away. Cold as the winter wind in the early morning. No one by my side to lift my heart from the depths of despair. Blind to the world around and fooled into thinking that surrounded by those that I know and love could keep me afloat. The absence that tears my heart is too great to suffer. Without my chosen by my side, I am alone and I'll never be home.   Not feeling. Not nothing. Good intentions but jealousy takes over all. Excuses. Abuses.This time I know it's not over so. I'll take all my pride and shove it back down inside. But flowers wither and lies grow old. You cease to care and I'm alone.People climbing up the walls, breaking allmy wretched dolls. Fingersnails they scratched outside in the attic is where I'll hide.   A bodiless soul could pass another soul In the clean air and never notice it. One soul passes through t
Boobies!
I was discussing the joy i would feel with squirting someone in the face with breast milk with my favorite boob lady... Mrs Badcrumble..   I do love that woman, she sent me a link that has made me laugh. I wanted to share it with you..   OWENSBORO, Ky.- A Kentucky woman is in trouble for using breast milk as a weapon. A woman in jail for public intoxication is accused of assaulting a jailer by squirting breast milk at her. Toni Tramel, 31, was arrested Thursday on a misdemeanor charge of public intoxication. But as she was changing into an inmate uniform she squirted breast milk into the face of a female deputy who was with her. Tramel now faces a felony charge of third degree assault on a police officer. Her bond was set at $10,000.     Pees laughing again, then squirts all blog readers in the face as they enter
Sugary
I just found one of the most beautiful girls on fubar! Check this girl out!   NSFW Suga The devil girl next door  Fubars most Scandaloushttp://b.pcc2.fubar.com/62/82/1002826/tn_2072151857.jpg">@ fubar
The Gates
You know, as many of us do that birth is just the beginning, but then again so is death. See this to see what I mean. http://dreamsofenchantments.yolasite.com/   Please enjoy My thanks to red and cpl4f for all their help and to those who have so warmly welcomed me to fubar, thanks guys loves and hugs
To My Real Friends
To All My True Friends: I Will Not Be On Here Much Starting Next Week,And Off & On The Rest Of This Week. I Went To The Doctor Today To Get My Test Results And It Was Not Good News...So Right Now My Health Is My Priority.. I Will Be Here For A Lil Bit Everyday To Use My 11's & Ability Points... If You Need Me Leave Me A Message On Here And I Will Get Them. If U Have My Yahoo Im U Can Get Me There As It Is Left On Everyday... Jst Keep Me In Your Thoughts... Love Ya Xoxo Patti
Insights Of The Blind
Simply Put: Maybe I was wrong in thinking that this website was intended for a mature audience, of the 18+ variety, and while I understand that not everything should be publicly displayed because the work ethic of many countries has gone to shit over the last few years, and you have to keep some things out of the work place to prevent 'Sexual Harassment' and all that.. What the fuck is NSFW. And furthermore, who decides this shit? There's sex on Cartoons, a 10 year old can manage to get hardcore porn from simple search engines (that is if they don't already know half a million streaming video sites), hell public television is smothered with debauchery, infidelity, promiscuousness; you can find an article in Maxim about how to 'Lie better to your GF' and what not. So because I like being naked/semi-nude in a artsy setting in front of a professional photographer I deserve to be slanderized for wearing "revealing clothing"..? What happened to that age-old principle if
What The ! ! ! !
This blog contains a bunch -o- Junk Peace
Drama Free Zone
THIS IS TO ALL CREWMEMBERS AND PROSPECTS: We originally started this crew to have fun, without any major rules and ESPECIALLY to get away from the drama that we dealt with in our old group...In the past we have had a silent rule that we implimented as our "3 strikes ur out" policy. When we had issues in the crew that were brought to our attention as bad behavior that we did not see as beneficial to the crew, we would warn the offenders. If they were warned twice and still did something that we felt did not represent our crew in a good light, then that third time was a ticket out of our crew. (any bad mouthing or disrespecting other crew members is an automatic withdrawel)We do not like having to enforce this policy, as a matter of fact, the mere typing of this blog is pissing me off. But, it is neccessary in order for us to maintain and uphold ourselves to a higher, more ELITE crew. We want to rise above all drama and cattiness and if making this a written policy instead of a silent o
Ink Ink And Moar Ink
Anyone who has had a back tat done and is lucky enough to have a low body fat content know just how bad they can hurt. So here I am skinny mini and all. considering not one but at least TWO more back tats. Specifically two more to highlight my want to not follow any one path of paganism. So under the triple moon THIS came to mind Thor's Hammer or my personal rune Under that and a lil tramp stampish the eye of Ra or Horus possibly an Ankh. Of course I am also enough a pain sl*t to end up doing each one at a time but in one sitting each.
Omg!
P { MARGIN: 0px } UL { MARGIN-TOP: 5px; MARGIN-BOTTOM: 5px } OL { MARGIN-TOP: 5px; MARGIN-BOTTOM: 5px } UNDATED - Is your tap water safe? According one group, if you live in Pensacola you might want to rethink the next time you reach for the faucet to satisfy your thirst. The Environment Working Group, a research and advocacy group, released their findings from a three-year study that tested municipal water supplies across the U.S. They found that Pensacola, Florida had the worst tap water in the country.Since 2004, the group analyzed water quality tests from 48,000 communities in 45 states. From those tests, the EWG rated 100 big city water utilities. Listed below are their findings.Cities With Best Water 1. Arlington, TX2. Providence, RI3. Fort Worth, TX4. Charleston, SC5. Boston, MA6. Honolulu, HI7. Austin, TX8. Fairfax County, VA9. St. Louis, MO10. Minneapolis, MNCities With Worst Water 1. Pensacola, FL2. Riverside, CA3. Las Vegas, NV4. Riverside County, CA5. Reno,
Depression **dedicated To My Dad**
Sitting here I think of youAlmost ready to cryThere are so many things we didn't doNot even exchange goodbyes. It happened all so suddenlyA failure of the heartBringing everyone miseryBecause of your depart All the news brought tearsAlong with lots of sorrowIt's one of the greatest fearsNot being able to see tomorrow Why did you have to leave so soonWhy can't my heart be mended?I would give the stars and the moonFor your life not to have ended. ((I LOVE YOU DAD SO MUCH AND MISS YOU DEARLY... RIP TIL THE DAY WE MEET AGAIN!))
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What 's Your Kinky Turn On?
You Scored as Whips Your turn on is the "good ol'" whip. You either like to feel in charge during sex, or you like to feel pain. Sex isn't sex unless it's rough. Whips 75% Bondage 67% Chains/Handcuffs 67% Biting 67% Blind Folds 58% Blood 50%
Diary Of A Mad Woman
deleting for real and forever this time. Add my Myspace, http://www.myspace.com/cosmic-cupcake my email for it is lydiaxtatic@live.com or DeviantArt, http://cosmic-cupcake.deviantart.com/ I apparently can't handle being on this site.  I'll delete it in the morning so the people I still want to talk to can have a chance to see this and hopefully add me elsewhere.
Leo's Scope Of The Day!
Tuesday, Mar 9th, 2010 -- You may have already decided that some things are best left unsaid. You know better, but it's just too tempting to say what's on your mind today, especially if your words are able to even the score. It's not that you are holding a grudge; it's just that you could have a bit of unexpressed anger that needs clearing as Mars prepares to turn direct in your sign tomorrow. Just remember to be kind in your delivery.
Discuss
So I found this article (originally in Esquire).... lets hear your humble opinion. 11 secrets men don't know about women: 1. Women don't like explosions, in art or in life. 2. Women aren't as funny as men. We're often cleverer, frequently wittier, but to be really funny demands a certain clownishness that our grace just does not allow. It's fine, really it is. 3. We grow pathetic goatees and look awful in cargo shorts anyway. 4. Women are aware of about 10 percent of the things men actually think and say about us. Best to keep it under five. 5. Women love to be taken out to eat. It makes our day. 6. A clean apartment will get you more bedroom antics than you'd think. 7. Given the chance, women will smell and re-smell the scented-candle display at the store. We really can do this for ages. 8. Our
Crazy World
COLUMBUS, Ohio – An Ohio State University janitor who received a bad job evaluation shot two supervisors in a campus maintenance building, killing one of them, then fatally shot himself, officials said Tuesday. Nathaniel Brown, 51, who was hired in October and was still on probation, arrived for work at the nation's largest university dressed in dark clothing, a hooded sweat shirt and a backpack, then opened fire in an office suite using two handguns, campus Police Chief Paul Denton said. About a half-dozen other employees were in the building when the shooting began, he said. He described the shooting as work-related and said Brown recently received a poor performance evaluation, though he declined to say whether that was the motive. No students were hurt, and classes went on as scheduled. The shooting was first reported at 3:30 a.m. Tuesday. Police tactical units surrounded the building and found Brown with a self-inflicted gunshot wound in a garage bay, Denton said. He was
Rating
Ok is anyone else having a hell of a time today rating??? All i keep getting your rating has been ignored. WTH.
Get This Look!
  So, You've decided to be a fantasy girl. Well I am here to help. The first look is the pin up girl because it works great and I was the only person available. Ha! This look is good for: Medium length to long hair From fine to slightly course hair for anyone who wants to make an entrance!! 1. Best done on hair that's "dirty" or hasn't been washed in a couple of days. 2. set hair in hot rollers or curl with a curling iron making sure to organize hair in horizontal sections and alternate curl direction between each section. 3. Don't worry about curling the back. Curl the front and bottom sections then curl the top. This will cover everything you can't reach. If you are using a curling iron, pin the curls and let them set so the curl really holds. 4. Create your desired part. 5. section out a triangular section from your ear to your crown & wrap around a foam roller or "rat" (that's what they call them) or tease the section and roll up. Secure with bobbie pins. 6. repeat on th
Untitled But Mine
Sitting here with tears rolling down my face my heart feeling out of place Hoping for a new day dawn wishing the pain would be gone. Seperated from words apart all I feel is a broken heart Love despair and grace unkown mercy is what I want to be shown. Living with the undieing truth that I am in a quandering youth A touch a feeling there It is all in the air. Quietly meak the tear goes down my cheek Don't know where to go hope one day it can show. The love I have in me I can't set free cause I am in pain you see. No one wants what I can give so I set maybe internet free to live. To find myself again as I need to be All I can do is be me.
Stories I Write
A different kind of toy   I walk into my room and lock the door. No one saw me carrying this with me. If they had, it would have been embarrasing to tell them what it was for. I know for a fact that they would tease me for this for a while and she will not look at me the same way. Ah her, Her brown eyes, soft brown hair, pale white skin and wonderful smile. Ugh i cant take it! I lift up the cloth and sit on my bed staring at a wall for a min. I then closed my eyes and started to imagine her...I groan and start to undo my pants. As they fall to the floor i sigh in relief at being free. It is so hard to hide this from the others. If only she knew what she does to me...I grab the item and start to imagine her again....Dream:She layed down on my bed after a busy day of school. She slowly takes off her clothes and just lays spread eagle infront of me.'Please dont make me wait! I have waited for this for a long time. See im wet for you! please put it in!' She pants'Oh yes...are you sure? I
Photogragh
Fear falls hard like rain again washing over meYou say nothing will ever change what do i BelieveYou fall deep inside again nothing left to seeWeakness fills your heart again you put it toRestForfeit everything because you were neverStrong enoughClose my eyes again and pray that life will notGive upI try to see your face again a photograph for meYour voice calling out again nothing left for meYou try to find your place again waiting just toBreatheWeakness takes your heart again you put it toRest....locked inside againDid you forget about the things i said Fight the lies inside your headDeny those who try to bring you downKill the pain and emptinessFind a love and lose yourselfWithout this life you're just a memory...lockedInside again   artist:12stone album:Potter's Field this song means alot to me

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