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Someday You Will Find Me Caught Beneath The Landslide, And A Champagne Supernova In The Sky...
ok... my first blog... i usually just blog on my myspace or livejournal... because that's the only thing i've had... however, now that i got on LC and no one knows it, i can write whatever i want!! yay!! so yeah... i'm from jersey... where i work at this kick ass store called torrid... which is actually how i found out with about LC... anyways, i go to college... love it... don't know what i really want to do with my life... i do know that i would LOVE to be a singer... in a rock band... *sigh* i can't really think of anything to say at the moment... which is unusual for me... so yeah... later will prolly be more eventful and entertaining...

Politics Bush Should Seriously Consider! Lol
Haha this is just too funny and too good an idea not to repost... If Bush knew he would have to physically fix the entire "WMD" and "IRAQ" problem BEFORE he decided to invade, would he have still gone into Iraq? ========================================== Every great career eventually comes to an end, and when you're the President of these United States, you only get eight years (at most) to accomplish everything you set out to do. Then you're an ex-president for the rest of your life. I'll bet that ex-presidents, like most retired people, find it to be something of a shock to have all that time on their hands when they leave the working world. So they find things to do. They work on their memoirs. They build libraries. They give speeches. They support their favorite charitable causes. But what about our current President? His term will be up before he knows it, and then it's back to private life. I'm afraid the transition will be especially difficult for Dubya. He is a man

Best Friends
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Ideal Drug
You scored as Cocaine. Be careful, this drug is very addicting, and you can build a tolerance quickly. Cocaine75%Alcohol75%Inhalents63%Ecstacy63%Marijuana56%Mushrooms38%None!25%What's your ideal drug?created with QuizFarm.com

I Give Up....bye All..maybe..i Don't Know..
I'm seriously considering deleting my account. I'm so hypocritical and I can't help but be mad. I love it when people tell me how sexy I am and such. Flirting is harmlerss as long as the flirting stops at words. But the problem is this. My bf is an attractive guy and there are girls who tend to flirt. Well I get quite jealous tell him to make sure they know he's NOT avaliable. That's not unreasonable I don't believe. Well this one in particular bothers me a lot. Before me my bf dated bigger women. Not that I'm skin and bones, but bigger than me. Well it's really a long story and I can't think straight right now. But, he commented her pics and called her "cutie" this bothers me to no end. I know logically that it's no worse than me saying a guy is good looking or handsome, but I'm still livid about it. So I'm thinking the only way to solve my issues with feeling hypocritical is to delete my account and just not flirt myself. I have to be fair after all. I'll be thinking about it for awh

420
420 Life sucks and then you die so come on peeps lets all get high, Roll a joint and take your toke... Breathe in deep, Try not to choke. Now that you're done w/your hit, pass it here, dont babysit... dont like the joint, then hit the bong. The ganja for which all tokers long. I swear to you that it's no joke, life sucks without chronic smoke.

Here Ya Go...
I have this new rule. And beginning today it will take affect. I'm no longer going to be as "nice" as I usta be. It's getting me no where. The next guy who sends me some lame ass message that says "wow your hot i wanna fuck you, your probably kinky wanna meet up?" I'm going to track down and kill. The next girl who makes some type of insane acuzation that I want her boy friend, I'm killing also. GET OVER IT YOUR BOY FRIENDS WANT ME!And don't hate me because more than likely I have and or will have what you fucking dream of having. Oh and just to clear one small thing up... Just becuase I look like I wanna kick your ass doesn't mean I do. I'd have to say theres a good 10% of you I can acually tolerate. And also I'm cutting people out of my life, and some of you are not going to like this. But cope with it. And last but definitly not least... I've always had a rule... "you hurt me once shame on you, you hurt me twice shame on me for allowing it to happen again. So if you value me... You

It's All About Me. :d
You scored as Soft. You are nice and soft, you love everyone and everyone loves you, while you are fiery or too exciting, you are always pleasant.Soft100%Shy88%Sweet69%Hot63%Violent56%Exciting44%Awkward0%Wet0%What is your sexual style?created with QuizFarm.com

Looking
hi im a single white man very romantic im looking for a single woman whos looking fro a ltr an offline one not just on here im 39 years old only reply if your sincerly interested in meeting offline at some point thanks

Brand New Day
Brand new Day ----------------- A brand new day smells like the flowers of a new fallen rain A brand new day is the time where you whisper sweet nothings in the ears of your loved one A brand new day is when Forever continues its journey into the world of imagination A brand new day is the day that i want you to come home to me A brand new day is the day that the mirror will say"i love you to" in place of you A brand new day will show you that forever truely ends when your heart breaks. ~~CL

Such A Welcome.
Thanks to all, the welcome received on Lost Cherry.com has been fantastic, I have worked with some of the most famous people in the world as a professional photographer, this site gives me the opportunity to view some of the down to earth photographs I miss so, hence my ratings. On saying that, some of the photographs on here are simply awesome, and the lady’s, well!! They put some of my so called Prima Donna clients to shame. Once again thanks for the welcome.

Lords Of Wish And Wonder
havlan this town seems familiar have i been here. no lord skara brae is one of the only waypoints in this region. one of the new places the oracle visits oracle what is this word, how long have i been away from the world havlan. 1000 years you have been resting my lord. an eon of slumber,only to be awakened in times of struggle, a strange existence for the lord of the north, eh havlan. a life time of pardons my lord but the region where you slumbered had come under siege, and this new high queen of the obsidian is ruthless she had begun the excavation of your cript when i arrived and barely was there time to remove you to safety.

Sup New Here Lol...?
So what's up?? I'm freakin bored.. waiting for LOST to start.. Not sure if any1 watches that.. but nothin much else to do on a wed night.. Well ...lol soooo bored... No hockey till 2morrow.. Anyways im 21.. guy from canada... If any1 wants to chat or w/e jus let me know.. peace.

Life
Life is an opportunity, benefit from it. Life is beauty, admire it. Life is a dream, realize it. Life is a challenge, meet it. Life is a duty, complete it. Life is a game, play it. Life is a promise, fulfill it. Life is sorrow, overcome it. Life is a song, sing it. Life is a struggle, accept it. Life is a tragedy, confront it. Life is an adventure, dare it. Life is luck, make it. Life is too precious, do not destroy it. Life is life, fight for it. Mother Theresa

My First Blog
This is just a fun thing I like to do, find something and then come up with catchy sayings describing them... This topic comes from the saying I heard once "Virginity is like a bubble, one prick and it's gone." So I decided that ok fair enough, but Virgins are like Pringles... Once you pop you just can't stop. If you think of any others let me know. On a final note... Past the lips, over the gums, watch out girl here I cum :)

Sex Poems
roses are red Lemons are sour Open ur legs and give me an hour Kissing Is A Habit Fucking Is A Game Guys Get All The Pleasure Girls Get All The Pain 10 Minutes Of Pleasure 9 Months Of Pain 3 Days In The Hospital A Baby Without A Name The Baby Is A Bastard The Mother Is A Whore This Woulda Never Happend If The Rubber Hadn't Tore!! Sex is like math You subtract the clothes Add the bed Divide the legs And Pray to god You dont multiply Roses are red Grass is green Open your legs And I'll fill you with cream Hickory dickory dock This bitch was suckin my cock The clock struck two I dumped my goo And dumped her to the end of the block Sex is good Sex is fine Doggy Style & 69 Just for fun Or gettin paid Everyone likes gettin laid Sex is evil Sex is a sin Sins are forgiven So stick it in!!! roses are nice violets are fine. ill be the six if you be the nine.

My Baby Is Coming Home Soon!!
I am getting so excited right now I can't even begin where to start. There are so many things on my mind right now like what am I going to wear, make sure the house is spotless and everything. My husband and I have only been married now for 5 years and to some people that isn't long but to us it is. We have been through so much together and we still act like were kids most of the time. We feel if we don't then we might as well be old people. He is my best friend in every way. I can talk to him about everything. He didn't come home at all in this last year because we figured since its so close to the time of christmas we will just take a month off for that. I get to have my baby all to myself for a whole month without any calls or anything. I can't wait, my life will be complete again and I will have help with my daughter also. She can be a handful especially since her daddy isn't here. All I know to all you wives that your husband is coming home finally I know what your feeling bec

My Sign....
Well Iam 20 my DOB is Nov.1.87, i got a few step brothers and two half brothers, but no real brother but one half. i have a few step sisters one died so that means she is still alive for me and plus the mother ofcourse and i have a reall sister that is a pain in the ass haha and one half sister, I'm the youngest one in the family ecsept my cuisins and all :-p Nuckleheads. Well ive been livin in new york state for all my life, and it sucks, i would like to move out somewhere else or even canada that i would stay for a vacation or something, i stayed for once remembering the past @ Niagara's. Well i miss school allot was on the football team and won all 6 games, during high school geting dumpt from girls or should i say woman's and people say after that there not good enough for me and thats why i dont even talk to them at all eccept one of my exxg/f when i had sex with so yeah, in high school getting laid :-p allot, going to my two proms and that was axcitting. My mom and dad are dev

Live Life!!!!
Live life to the fullest. Cause today could be your last day of living. You never know when disaster can strike. And when disaster strikes you, you may not be ready. I've learne dthe hard way that your life could be taken in a second. I almost lost mine on April 24, 2006, at 4:30 in the morning. If I would never have woken up I would have burned to death. So live your life as if it was your last. Peace All!!!!

Don't Fukk With Mah Fam..
Just to warn all you ladys out there.. this memeber resorts to name calling..Like Slut,Whore, Bitch, Cunt..you know like a little bytch boi...When he doesn't get his way with women on here.I wonder if he used to kiss his mother with that same mouth....What do yA'll think shall I kick his ass...Feed him to mah pets and pick mah teeth with his bones......i think i should make him lix every shoe that i have in my closet CLEAN..Maybe then he will know his place in this world./. Im sorry that your first night on here HoneyPot you had to go thru that stupid shyt..The ignorance and the uneducated.Makes me wanna rip their fukkin tongues out.. But ignorance is bliss to some... Bestios mi amor...

The Submissives Rights
The Submissives Rights i have the right to set limits, and expect them to be respected. i have the right to trust, providing I have earned it. i have the right to expect You to believe I am an intelligent, caring and loyal person. i have the right to ask for Your attention,without having to misbehave to get it. i have the right to expect You to administer Your punishment on me with care and caution. i have the right to question your motives,should You deny my requests, as long as I do so with the proper respect. i have the right to speak up if I feel O/our relationship is not giving me what I need. i have the right to tell You what I need in a respectful manner. i have the right to expect You to understand my reasons for doing so, and the right to expect You to listen with an open mind and heart. i have the right to walk away from our relationship if W/we cannot come to a common ground on these issues. i have the right to expect tenderness, love and understanding after a s

A Slaves Prayer....
The Slaves Prayer.... Allow me the strength to answer questions I can't fanthom... Allow me the spirit to know his needs Allow me the kindness to choke back retorts Allow me the serenity to serve Him in peace.. Allow me the love to show Him in peace... Allow me the tenderness to comfort Him... Allow me the light to show us the way... Allow me the wisdom to be an asset to Him... Let me be able to show Him each day my love by my service to Him... Let me open myself up to completely belong to him... Let my eyes show Him each day my love by my service to Him... Let me open myself up to completely belong to him... Let my eyes show Him the same respect, rather I sit at his side, or kneel at his feet... Let me accept my punishment with the grace of a woman... Let me learn to please Him, beyond myself... Grant me the power to give myself to Him completely... Give me the strength to please us both... Permitt me to love myself, in loving Him.. Allow me the peace of serving H

Guys This Could Happen 2 U!!!!!!
The doctor told a man that masturbating before sex, often helped men last longer during the act. The man decided, "What the heck, I'll try it." He spent the rest of the day thinking about where to do it. He couldn't do it in his office. He thought about the restroom, but that was too open. He considered an alley, but figured that was too unsafe. Finally, he realized his solution. On the way home from work,he pulled his truck over on the side of the highway. He got out and crawled underneath as if examining the truck. Satisfied with the privacy, he undid his pants and started to masturbate. He closed his eyes and thought of his lover. As he grew closer to orgasm, he felt a quick tug at his pant leg. Not wanting to lose his mental fantasy or the orgasm, he kept his eyes shut and replied, "What?" He heard, "This is the police. What in the hell are you doing?" The man replied, "I'm checking out the rear axle, it's busted." The cop says, "Well, you better check you

An Apology From Canada
Before I Added this I Wondered IF i Would get Flamed... I Am Only put this Up for a Chuckle.. And IF you are the type that gets Offended to Easy... then WHY are you reading this... ONCE AGAIN, NO OFFENCE!! On behalf of Canadians everywhere, I'd like to offer an apology to the United States of America. We haven't been getting along very well recently and for that, I am truly sorry. I'm sorry we called George Bush a moron. He is a moron, but, it wasn't nice of us to point it out. If it's any consolation, the fact that he's a moron shouldn't reflect poorly on the people of America. After all, it's not like you actually elected him. I'm sorry about our softwood lumber. Just because we have more forests than you, doesn't give us the right to sell you lumber that's cheaper and better than your own. I'm sorry we beat you in Olympic hockey. In our defense, I guess our excuse would be that our teams were much, much, much, much better than yours. I'm sorry we burn

O Woman You Are Great
God created Adam and Eve. Than nature played its part. Love blossomed between them. Its quite natural. Opposite poles always attract each other. Why femininity is most respectable? The womb and vagina are the center of creation. The life cycle of generation starts only from a female. The involvement of a male in the process of creation is just restricted to a couple of minutes. It is woman who protects the most valuable human life for months together in her womb never minding the painful changes that takes place in her whole body and also the metamorphic traces occured during pregnancy which are leftover in her physique through out her life time. No scientific instrument discovered so far could create a valuable life. Even for cloning , you should have to go for DNA of the living organism. So never consider a woman as a mere symbol of sex to gratify a male when he is sexually aroused or in a drunken stage. Let us respect a woman as she is doing the most valuable service for the life c

I Am Here
Well my g/f told me about this place awhile ago but haven't had the time to setup one so i did today. And as soon as i did i got liek 5 people adding me shows me this place is awsome people adding you instantly. Well hope to get some more people on my list take it easy all

Votes Needed!
Ok I need all the help of my LC friends and family and fans! I need for you to go to my link and vote and comment my picture! I'm in the Best Boobs contest and it sure would mean a lot to have a chance to win!!! Thank you to everyone in advance who votes and a big LC hug and kiss to those that have voted already!! I love you guys!! Shelley http://lostcherry.com/viewimage.php?u=7275&i=51544511

So True
To every girl that is SCARED to put her heart out there again, because she has been HURT too many times or so badly. To every girl that has been cheated on, because she's not a slut who gives it up to any guy. To every girl that dresses cute, not skanky. To every girl who wants to be called beautiful, not hot. To every girl that will spend her whole day looking for the perfect present for you. To every girl who gets her heart broken, because he chose that bitch instead. To every girl that would die to have a decent boyfriend. To every girl who would just once like to be treated like a princess. To every girl that won't get down on her knees & open her mouth just to get a boyfriend. To every girl that just wants to hold hands. To every girl that kisses him with meaning. To every girl who just wishes he cared more. To every girl who would just once want a guy to give their jacket up when they are cold. To every girl who just wants him to call. To eve

Diary Of A Madman
First day on here, pretty damn interesting to say the least. it's really just another internet addiction, asif i needed one, but whatever, so far ive brought 11 friends with me to share the addiction ::lol:: you're welcome guys. so just finished my portfolio 110% completed just being uploaded to a host right now, and should be available to download in about 20 minutes 10 minutes through my eyes alot of pictures, all of which ive taken Swedish Hiphop toronto graffiti freight train graffiti all that good shit. so enough of this im gonna go pass out in a sec. all this cherry poppin got me tiiiiiired ;) ::lol:: peasy.

Good Morning Sexy...
I lay there awake and I hear the alarm sound that horrible sound it always makes. I reach out to push the snooze button the way I always do. I pull the covers up a little tighter under my chin and close my eyes again. I dont want to wake up this morning. Suddenly I feel a familiar touch coming from behind me. His hand gently caressing my back, tickling just a little bit. I feel goosebumps begin to form on my arms and legs. Its amazing that he still gives me goosebumps after so long. His tickling moves down my back to my ass and thighs. Slowly, Softly, I begin to squirm a little. I lie there for a moment enjoying his soft caresses and struggling with that moment between sleep and awake. His hand moves to my hip and pulls me a little closer. I can feel his chest against my back now and his manhood swelling against my ass. His hand moves now to the front of my body where he slowly moves his hand across my erect nipples and then down my stomach and between my legs. I pull his hand c

Here's The Deal
If you wanna be my friend, you're gonna talk to me. Even if you're just talling me I'm hot, or you want my cock, you're gonna talk. Which brings me to my next point. If you would like my cock, please apply within.

What A Yucky Day!
Ok so I have to work both of my jobs today...uggg...so I won't be on much today! It's such a rainy day,I didn't want to get out of my robe today! grrrr... I hope everyone has a great day! Ok I am less then 6,000 points away from going to the next level....can ya help me out?!?! PLEASE! I want to level up by this weekend! Hugs and Kisses!

Love Or Lust
love or lust Love or lust do you know the diffence? the dictionary describes love as a strong affection for another arising out of kinship or personal ties. (2) : attraction based on sexual desire : affection and tenderness felt by lovers (3) : affection based on admiration, benevolence, or common interests. lust is defined as "a craving, usually intense or unbridled sexual desire" To me it is a blend of love and lust. infact its both lust within love. Isn't it? Love is emotional, or psychological. and lust is visual, or physiological. its hard to balance between physiology and psychlogy. thats why Love is there, and so is the lust. its just a matter of how to decide what is what and for guys not to think with the wrong head. love is the hardest of human emotions to decifer. capable of producing emotions which can make a man want to be a better man to be with that special woman. To fall in love and to be in love are two of the most erotic and sensual feelings known to man. Lov

Sad Day
I met someone amazing off here and will be with him in DEC, I can't wait til that day comes,I don't want it to end when I am there (so you're comming here for our b-days and we will go from there ha!). I have never spent so much time with someone talking to them in my life,talking about past,present and future. He knows who he is. He has made me smile from day til night,he has kept me up and made me late for work hahaha but it was worth it, I kept him up and he almost missed his plane...I am sorry babe, I will make it up to you I promise. I can't wait til I see him walking towards me because I am going to jump in his arms and hug him so tight he won't breath til I let go...and plant the biggest kiss on those perfect lips. It's going to be weird not to wake up to him calling me every morning and talking to him thru out the day and all hours in the evening and most of all at night b4 we both pass out and I end up hearing him snore.He has had a great impact on me and he knows it,as I hope

Love This Comeback!!
One of my sons serves in the military. He is still stateside, here in California. He called me yesterday to let me know how warm and welcoming people were to him, and his troops, everywhere he goes, telling me how people shake their hands, and thank them for being willing to serve, and fight, for not only our own freedoms but so that others may have them also. But he also told me about an incident in the grocery store he stopped at yesterday, on his way home from the base. He said that ahead of several people in front of him stood a woman dressed in a burkha. He said when she got to the cashier she loudly remarked about the U.S. flag lapel pin the cashier wore on her smock. The cashier reached up and touched the pin, and said proudly," Yes, I always wear it and probably always will." The woman in the burkha then asked the cashier when she was going to stop bombing her countrymen, explaining that she was Iraqi. A gentleman standing behind my son stepped forward, putting hi

Wreck
I was in a wreck back on 10/6/2006. Someone ran a stop sign and I t-boned them. Thank god for once they had insurance. For some reason when someone hits me, I must be a magnet for a noninsured person to hit. Really I am really shocked that the truck had insurance because the driver did not speak english nor did he have a driver License, but then again that is real real common here in Texas. Dont know about ever where else but here in Lone Star State it is. Anyways, they told me my SUV would be ready 10/25/2006, well that day has come and gone. Now they are telling me next Tuesday. We shall see. There was no internal damage (thank god because it was a head on (my head on to their side of truck collision) just alot of body damage. Front end and driver side damage. You know the shitty part of it is that I havent even had my SUV for a year yet. DAMN THE LUCK.... Atleast everyone is ok. My airbags did not deploy, but then again when you have 42 DD who needs air bags? Atleast tha

Kids Internet Activity
Monitor your kids' internet activity Bug your kids' computers by buying software that logs what sites they browse, IMs, e-mails, etc. - it could save their lives! You can find software that'll limit your child's internet access. Kids are young and don't know about the preditors out there on internet land, even worse, not a lot of parents do either since they are not from the computer era! Heck, even I remember the days where there was no such thing as internet. Parents, educate yourselves, even take classes, cause you'll kick yourselves in the asses if you don't, besides, everything is computerized now, just go with it or become Amish.

All About Me
hey everyone my name is janet and i enjoy alot of differnt things. I am bi so if u cant deal with it then get lost.. if ur still reading i guess u can deal with it. I am married but my hubby is in prison for a while. I also have a myspace account which is www.myspace.com/angeleyes8485. anything else u wanna know holla at me

Tag!
~I WAS TAGGED By Spicy Here's the rules ,list six weird things or habits about yourself, list six friends you would like to play tag and comment them so they will check the blog for details.(6+6+6 ?) Here Goes: 1. I see ghosts/spirits of people/animal all the time 2. I have to sleep with a light on(most nights) 3. I cant sleep if the kitchens not spotless 4. I will only eat peanut butter if its on pancakes 5. I can burp the alphabet - forward and backward 6. I talk to my plants IM TAGGING: AbbyNormal Descending Angel Nogard Tink Fat Sonny TattooedPagan

Poem In My Dream Last Night
Today we sat close, my new friend and I Both wondering, talking, trying to decide How to explain, what God meant to us Not even quite sure, whom we could trust He leaned in and whispers, I know he’s inside Both you and I, and all of mankind I nodded and smiled, I knew he was right I knew that the answer, was close to our sight We sat there in silence, as time continued to pass So close to the answer we wanted to grasp I took a deep breath, close to despair, The answer so close, gone in thin air I looked all around and then up in the room There sat a man on a cross, my head filled with doom But his eyes were not sad, instead quite the other They will full of compassion he felt for his brother I turned to my friend, now understanding It’s not about color, creed, or demanding Our Lord came to us, in body and flesh To show us the way that most of us missed He came here and died, not just for believers But for all of the fallen, lost and true seekers Open your mind

Ramblings
So I'm just getting around to uploading more pictures on this site.. I still find it a bit bizarre but its cool.. So anyone reading this please go in and comment my photos...I'm not whoring for comments and Rankings But it is fun to just read stuff... So year thats it for now... Just a Busy week for me... working 60 hours at UPS not so fun!!! but at least I get a chance to be on LC for a part of the day!

New To This
What's up everyone? I just wanted to say hi and thanx for all the love I'm getting!!! Myspace was starting to piss me off, and not that this is much different but I think it's a little cooler and new is always fun!! SO I wanted to thank you to all who have rated me a ten (your silly coz i'm not but thank you anyways) And I will definatly hook you up too with all the 10's I can!!! Peace Out all!!!

Show Your Support
I would love it if everybody showed there suppost for Ray & Cindy this weekend bu using the CF ribbon as their display picture. Get your ribbon here crazydave@ LostCherry HOT SEXY BBW@ LostCherry froggiefucker@ LostCherry

Mood Today
I usually post my writing in my blogs on another site and perhaps will do that here as well, but thought I'd also use this blog just to post on what's going on with me. Today is such a strange day. I'm in a mood, or rather, was in a mood that I do not usually experience. I believe in having confidence- in fact, it's my thing- I always lecture women on it. I'm always shocked by the number of women that have low self esteem, even well established, physically attractive older women who should know better! I do not care what you look like, what you're good at, what you weigh... everyone should have confidence. Have you ever seen a girl you might not otherwise find attractive but there is something about her that draws a crowd wherever she goes? Her secret? Confidence. There is always going to be someone better, smarter, prettier, etc. than you. You're always going to have some weakness. You have to remember that everyone has weaknesses and the trick to getting over it is bringi

The World Of Lonely
Well i was just sitting here...thinking... I thought of how people socialize... And right now...i am going through picking up the peices after ending (I ended it for good reasons) a very long on and off again relationship.... Well I have been going at it the wrong way... I am getting back into my freinds, on the days I am not its family... But, But, but.... I noticed how, even tho i leave for long periods of time from freinds... Its like once i get back in there...its like i never left... Im right back where i was when i left... Its the same people...the same parties...the same drama...all over again... Kind of makes you wonder if you should just sit at home..and just be lonely:( Honestly...half the people out there doing all the partying and living it up....they go home to nothing..no one...thier lives...alone... I dont know maybe im being sadistic..or just plain downer today... but im starting to feel it all over again... Same shit i felt back then...or everytime i en

Shit
I know I lost alot of friends by not being here for so long.............but I plan to be on here more now. I still dont have my son back.............gawd 2 months is way too long..........but things are finally setteling down for me. I miss you all and can't wait to talk to those I have missed over the last couple months............luv y'all........Kass

I Could Have Been Killed
Recently I had a near death experience that has changed me forever. The other day I went horseback riding. Everything was going fine until the horse started bouncing out of control. I tried with all my might to hang on, but was thrown off. Just when things could not possibly get worse, my foot got caught up in the stirrup. When this happened, I fell head first to the ground. Just as I was giving up hope and losing consciousness, the Wal-Mart manager came out and unplugged it. Thank God for heros. This was sent to me by a friend.. thought I would share... Yeeeeeeee Hawwwwwwwwww =)

I Dont Fit In Your Little Box
this is a poem i wrote about things that are going on in my life at the moment i know it is not that great but this gives me a place to share some of my writing I don’t fit in this little box! I feel trapped in a little box I can’t talk to anyone with out your approval I can’t do anything with out your approval I feel trapped in a little box You want me to only talk to you but you don’t talk I feel trapped in a little box I am an out going person that likes to talk I fear being my self for the fear of being hurt I feel trapped in a little box I do for you wit no appreciation but when you do something then if I don’t say thank you or something then I get yelled at I feel trapped in a little box I try to do as you ask or as you ay but nothing I do is right I feel trapped in this little box I try to figure out how to fit in that little box you expect me to be in but no matter what I do I do not fit in that little box I love to talk to frie

To My Special Friend
this is a poem i wrote for a very dear freind he knows Every time you cross my mind! Every time you cross my mind It makes my smile Sitting here thinking of you and the many ways you say you Love me Makes me smile every time you cross my mind Remembering all the fun things we have done gives me pleasant memories to lift me when I am down Every time you cross my mind it makes me smile. Hearing your voice makes me think of you and that makes me smile. I worry about you every day and even thought you may be near you cross my mind all the time and that makes me smile! ho he is.

What Is It About Women????
Now while im familliar with the traditional methods of arowsing a girl i must ask myself, what are the hidden turn ons? For example, my g/f and i are snowed in today. when we woke up we we're both friskey and of course..."got down"LOL..well after a great session of the ole "matress mombo" i thought some ps2 would be fun.... did the sight of me playing video games turn her on? because i didn't play for very long and we were at it again.... ok, maybe there was some left over "lust" that needed to be dealt with so hey. Its all good. 30 mins later i was on the phone w/ a co-worker and ill be DAMN if i was able to concentrate on the convo because i was being...um...acosted in the sothern regions of my body...**evil grin**...and thus began round 3!...Did the sight of me on the phone mysteriously turn her on? LOL. Of course all this action is going to make one hungry so i decieded to make us lunch....I'll be damned if the sight of me making us lunch didn't make her cream her damn panties and

Meps
So far everything is pretty kewl, i got here arround 3-330 pm, signed in and got to my room, kept the roomate a fellow airforce person, hehe, its all kewl, then i came back and helped the guy that signed us in set up this computer, not much to do except connect to the hotel, the clarion... lol wireless, its kinda not all that fast though lc is down a bit according to this cpu... The guy that signed us up has just about everything you could enjoi as far as gaming systems are, ps2 360 big screen tv's and this cpu plus a whole bunch of games that he has for all the systems, hell i think he has more systems than what i mentioned also... lol its pretty awesome. tomorrow i go in at around 4 am. i will be processed, poked prodded and pretty much go over a list of my scars and tats and piercings and everything... its pretty intense for those 12 hours but hey its all kewl. cant wait to actually be in! THis is going to be awesome! Well talk to all you cherrys later!

Wtf!
Well after trying to get myself together after being upset about my sweet Arch Angell (Eddie) leaving for awhile my father calls me to tell me my grandmother passed away...Can't I catch a fucking break? I am pissed off at the moment and really not in the mood to chit chat with anyone now except for when he calls me. So if ya leave a comment and I don't respond right away thats why I am dealing with my family shit now. I will get back to you asap.If you don't understand this and too busy worrying about getting fucking points then go fuck yourself you'd be better off there are more important things in life than fucking points...and if thats the case then I suggest you get out of the house and get a fucking hobby or a new life. XOXOXOX T

Jamies Blog
Are you tired of those sissy "friendship" poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship. You will see no cutesy little smiley faces on this card- just the stone cold truth of our great friendship. 1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad. 2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you. 3. When you smile -- I will know you finally got laid. 4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get. 5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining. 6. When you are confused -- I will use little words. 7. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have. 8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.

Lostcherry's Kinda Cool
OK, I think I figured out ADD. ADD is what happens when you make smart people act stupid for 8 hours a day and call it 'school'. The smarter you are, the worse it gets. The blossoming of ADD in the early nineties is a direct reaction to the tightening of authority in the school system and the severity of the symptoms are in direct proportion to the intelligence of the child. Not all intelligent children warp this way, but more and more of 'em are 'going there' as the schools get more and more nazi. I'm the canary in the fucking coal mine, people. Wake up and save your fucking children! "Let's see how bad we can stress these little fuckers out, man! Don't stop at school, schedual 'em from dawn to dusk!" Think there's no connection? Me neither.

They Came One Day
They Came One Day They came one day such a bright. beautiful, sun-shiney day They came that day and took my lover away They taught him to fight and They taught him to kill They took him across the ocean - Oh so far away from me and from his son They said he'd come back some day whn he had fought and we had won And so he fought, but we never won he never came hom He never saw his son such a beautiful, handsome boy So my boy grew up and he became a man ANd then they came one day such a bright , beautifuul, sun-shiney day The came that day and took my son away

What Makes Us Tick
What Makes A Person Tick What does make a person's mind think? What is it that unravels in a crazy persons mind? WHy does he go over the edge? No one can really answer this question. Of course, the crazy man himself knows. But he is never really in the frame of mind to tell such things. I'm sure that all of us at one time or another has felt that they were close to losing all sanity for a minute even No one has been without the feeling at least once. It strikes all of us, young or old, rich or poor, dumb or smart. Sure, some have clues as to what goes on in an insane persons mind. There is just that one final straw that seperates you and I from the commonly insane. What is this straw? Can it be stopped? Why do supposidly rational, sane humans turn irrational and violent? In the mind of every killer is the secret fear that it will take him down finally for good.

What Do You Do?????
What do you do What do you do when the whole world seems to not understand. when all your friends try to but they just cant help but not understand. What do you do when you dont want to live when it seems not matter what you do you dont want to live What do you do when your heart is breaking and nothing you do keeps your heart from breaking what do you do when alcholol doesnt kill the pain when sleep doesnt come because nothing kills the pain What do you do when you cant stop hurting you pray and pray and yet still you cant stop hurting what do you do when nothing you try helps to even dull the pain when drugs dont even help to dull the pain what do you do when you just want more than anything to stop living to die to sleep forever What do you do when only death will stop the pain death is the only way I will be happy again what do you do when sweet death want come. when sleep want come when you have to face each and

Halloween Party/contest
Hello This is my first blog here on LC. I should have some new pics up this weekend. I will be attending a Halloween PArty tommorrow Evening so the pics will certainly be pretty good as I'm going as a Flapper. So keep an eye out for some new pics this weekend. And Thanks to all those who have made my first few days on LC very Exciting!

Teddy Bears
Teddy Bears Make The Best Friends Because: The don't tell you that you have bad breath. They never borrow Money. They never beat you at checkers. They don't complain when you eat potato chips in bed. They don't laugh at your clothes. They never borrow your favorite sweater. They don't outgrow you intellectually. They don't eat all your chocolate chip cookies. They're never disloyal,critical,or ungrateful. They never interrupt you when you're talking. They never tell you that you are fat. Thye dont eat all the popcorn at the movies. They don't get jealous of your other friends, They don't tell you how to drive. They don't hog the bathroom. They don't embarass you at parties. They never leave dirty socks on the floor. They don't get sick. They never say "I told you so." They arent't noisy and they don't have fleas. They listen to all of your problems. They are always ready to give you a hug. They always love you just the way you are.

Going To Cali
going to cali Current mood: bitchy most days i want to be in the hotel california.... to be in such a lovely place and to surounded by our owne devices ... , at least u wouldent be filled with false hope like we are around here. u would know what to look foward to every day when u woke up , knowing u can never leave .this damn place is filled full of fake people , people who can only start drama the moment theay wake up , or theay tell u one thing and turn around and do another , im sick of it . be truthfull in what u do and say i sat here and asked my self today what is this life worth . i have a fue relly good friends , and i have a wonderfull daughter who i love more than life its self . but i always wonder day in and day out , what is this life for ? i try to drink it away , it dose no good , i try to take a fue pills hoping it will take the pain away ... it dose no good . i keep waking up in this fucked up nightmare and freddy kruger is the towns mayor... controling

My Escape
Im jus sitting here, Throwing my life away, Living my life, Day by day, Wishing and wanting, So much more, This life, I no longer adore, I don't like these faces, The glares that i get, To run and hide, Would be my best bet, I will run, Run away, I've ran so long, Now I'm a stray, I will come back, Maybe, someday, But for now, I will remain far away,

I'm New To This Thing...
I really dont know how to work this thing yet, so please bare with me while I try to figure it out... I'm sorry if I take too long to respond... :-) Thanks guys!!! Oh, dont be afraid to talk to me either... I'm nice. I swear!!! HAHA Manda

Panherneman
I'm new here. I tend to be a loner. I am a manager of a business, and am Pagan. I have 2 boys from a previous relationship. I have an ex-girlfriend who is the ultimate bitch from hell. I have a wonderful girlfriend now. Life is going really well at this point.

Feeling Poetic
Take a walk inside my mind you see mirrors. Reflections, your face. Time and place gone, and yet forever captured. Joy, pain, laughter, fear feelings held dear. Emotions run deep. Pools of thought drift to the past seep into present. Mirrors, I reflect Colors, a spectrum red, green, blue light, dark, misty gray reminding of another day gone by

Rpgs..... Now Thats The Stuff!!!!!
I like all RPGs no matter what it is I have never played one I don't like....... hum well I like almost every game I have ever played there aren't very many games I diss like but if you like RPGs or any other games give me a shout!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Of Thee Revelations Body In Toll
Entry for April 24, 2006 I decided to be nice in here today and say something pleasant.......................................................well after sitting here for two hours the best I could come up with was.............................................DAMN I lost it!!!! HAHAHA had you going didnt I??? As all you know this lil piece of the world is reserved for quiet reflections of of chaos and madiness another day in life of arent you glad this life isnt yours. OK OK OK OK ...............I will let up just this once.............I did surivive a MONDAY!!! LQQK above I have the pic to prove it and as far as the pulse ummm well that is reserved for a trained professional to make sure I have one of those. Weekend Highlights: Mad dash to get drop off the lil ones, rode the tilt a whirl on Saturday (ask I might tell ya later). Met some interesting people later Saturday evening. Sunday a relaxing day settled in . All jokes aside today was a GREAT day. I KNOW I KNO

What Has Happened?
What the heck ever hapened to morals and scruples? Lately I've noticed how sneaky and cruel other people can sometimes be and it breaks my heart! Being brought up, (and raising my daughter), by the simple rule- treat others the way you wish to be treated it shocks and bewilders me how twisted people can be. Hopefully, things will settle down for our young! Se you all later! Have a great evening! Maggie

Just Read It K...lol
Footprints One night a man had a dream. He dreamed he was walking along the beach with the Lord. Across the sky flashed scenes from his life. For each scene,he noticed two sets of footprints in the sand; One belonged to him, and the other to the Lord. When the last scene of his life flashed before him, He looked back at the footprints in the sand. He noticed that many times along the path of his life There was only one set of footprints. He also noticed that it happened at the very lowest And saddest times in his life. This really bothered him and he questioned the ] Lord about it. "Lord, you said that once I decided to follow you, You'd walk with me all the way. But I have noticed that during the most troublesome times in my life, There is only one set of footprints. I don't understand why when I needed you most you would leave me". The Lord replied, "My precious, precious child; I love you and I would never leave you. During your times of trial an

May Baby
You scored as May. MAY Stubborn and hard-hearted. Strong-willed and highly motivated. Sharp thoughts. Easily angered. Attracts others and loves attention. Deep feelings. Beautiful physically and mentally. Firm Standpoint. Needs no motivation. Easily consoled. Systematic (left brain). Loves to dream. Strong clairvoyance. Understanding Good imagination. Good physical. Loves literature and the arts. Loves traveling. Dislike being at home. Restless. Not having many children. Hardworking. High spirited. Totally Best person >you'll ever meet!..your the most craziest that you'll ever meet!!

Amber Alert!!!
At The Request Of The Joliet Police Department, The Illinois Emergency Alert System Is Activated For An Amber Alert. China A Campbell Is A Black 2 Year Old Female, Who Is 3 Feet 5 Inches Tall, Weighs 38 Pounds, Has Brown Hair In Braids And Pony Tail And Brown Eyes. She Is Wearing A Brown Old Navy Jacket, Gap T Shirt With Pink And Green Stripes, Blue Jeans And White And Pink Air Force Shoes. She Was Taken By An Unidentified Male Black Suspect, Dark Complexion, Goatee, 30 Years Old, 5 Feet 7 Inches, Thin Build, Wearing A Black Skull Cap, Black Jacket, Black T Shirt And Blue Jeans And Is Armed With A Knife. The Vehicle Is An Older Model Blue Or Black Mercury Cougar With Illinois Plates. Anyone With Information Should Call 9 1 1 And Advise They Have An Amber Alert Report. This Concludes This Amber Alert Issued By The Illinois State Police.

A Friends View From Iraq
Imagine, if you will, that your children are hungry. They have no shoes on their feet and they are filthy dirty. Imagine what it must be like as a parent when you never know if today is the last day you will ever see your children again. Imagine going to sleep at night and wondering if your building is going to be used by a criminal and targeted for search or even destruction. Think about what it would be like if every time you went shopping you had to watch out for a car or truck that was laden with explosives. Hard to imagine isn’t it? There are men and women of valor who serve and those who die here because of what America stands for. They do a terrifying work, yet each and everyday they go back out. Seeing and experiencing things that they secretly pray you will never have to witness. They endure hardships and pain like most will never know, yet they bond together to persevere. They are men and women of courage stepping up to fill the gap to ensure the future of our land. I

My Murder Weapon Of Choice Is......
My score on The Murder-Weapon of Choice Test: Resurrection Machine(You scored 84% Gore Tolerance, 58% Guile, 72% Sadism, and 75% Phys. Strength!)It's hard to imagine any mode of execution that would necessitate your herculean strength, yet at the same time excersize your aptitude for subterfuge *and* express your generosity with the gift of lingering pain! And we mustn't fail to consider your substantial bloodlust. One simple solution is to obtain for yourself a 'resurrection machine'... one that will allow you to slay your victim in one manner, then to bring the victim back to life so as to leverage the variegated excesses of your nature through another means of death... and so on, until your needs and abilities have been explored to full satisfaction. Link: The Murder-Weapon of Choice Test (OkCupid Free Online Dating)

Trying New Things
Leeanne is about 5'10 to 5'11, that is tan complection, long hair that stops at her back that is brown,pretty brown eyes, big lips,long tongue,thick hips, big ass,long legs,big breast about 36D,flat stomach, and muscular arms. Lenny is about 6'2,caramel complection,broad shoulders,bald head,strong arms but not to strong that when he flexes you see his veins,big lips,long tongue,muscular legs,tight firm ass,brown eyes, flat stomach with 6 pack,tight firm ass,7 inch and a half inch dick that is one to two inches in thickness on the shaft with big balls. It was a thursday evening a couple was interested of changing roles for a day. The couple was walking around a sex store as they were looking at pornos, sex toys, strap-on tongue rings, flavored lubes etc...As they came across some strap-on dildos Lenny got hard and Leeanne didn't know why.They start looking through dildos on what size he wanted to try they went with a 8 inch dildo that was ripped with veins that shoots out that fake c

Buzzin Bea's Chattery
Well... This is a strange place. Not sure if this place is for me or now. Seems to be pretty busy. I'll try to fit in. Not sure though. I'm a bit lost at the moment. It's a bit overwhelming. I'll give it a go and see if it's for me.

Where To Begin??
well i have written blogs before and that was on myspace... but now im writng one on the LC and for some odd reason it seems so different... maybe becuz everyone can read them hmmm i dont know... but here goes.. for the past couple months ive been through alot in my life.. some real ups and downs in life.. all i have is one question that i wish i could answer for my self but i cant becuz its way to confusing... why does love have to be so complicating??? i have three very important men in my live that i love dearly... one has had my heart from the first day that i saw him.. when we looked into each others eyes for the first time is was very magical i knew then and there that i woud have a very happy life with him.. and to this day i still feel that...he has been there for me when i needed him...he was there for me when my friend jeff died (R.I.P Jeff) he was there for me when i was having problems with my family.. but when i needed him the most he wasnt there but t

Wtf?
Why are we; as a nation, letting our idiot leader (Bush) blow $2-$8 BILLION on a barrier to keep Mexican/Hispanics out? The majority of Hispanics I've come in contact with are here to work and make a better life...hmmm, isn't that the original American Dream? God forbid they come here and take jobs that natural born citizens won't work! Just more proof that Bush is a complete moron! (Just my opinion)

Going Through Alot
Lately I have been so confused I am missing my ex alot lately.. not to sure why yet but i have been. I have also been talking with a few guys and well been let down by two of them already... Im so done with liars!! I feel so alone right now... like noone understands what is going on.. there are alot of things that are happening in my life that i dont understand if any one could talk feel free to hit me up it would be great to talk to some people thanks bye

Military Wife
My husband joined the military and ever sense he did he's been gone most of the time.He was sent to boot camp while i was pregnant with our baby girl and he was gone most of the pregnancy. We did get really lucky compared to other military couples he was here for the birth for only two weeks afterwards.Then he had to go to his first station duty down in killeen texas. we had a 2 week old baby girl and we only got to see him on weekends if we got lucky.Then come to find out he was being shipped to iraq.Well it was a hard road to drive but we made it and he'll be leaving iraq november 23. I am really excited and cant wait to see him.we'll be moving down to killeen shortly after he comes home.

Punkiedoll87
You scored as sadess. tears of sadness fall from your eyes as they do mine. no matter what happens.. it will blow oever and you'll be fine...trust me.. even though someone hurt you, and you cant forget. you will. time is the healer of all.sadess70%anger60%confusion40%faker30%what colour tears fall from your eyes?created with QuizFarm.com

What Would You Do With Me In 24 Hours
i would lick and suck you pussy till you would tell me to stop and the i would get you to lay on your back and take it nice and slow and then i would get you on you side and and do the same thing and then i would get you on your knees and hit it as hard as i could then we wuld do it all over again

-¤-bored-¤-
So, this is my first blog. I'm new to this whole lost cherry thing. It's pretty cool though I guess. I'm bored outta my mind right now. My boyfriend's at work. =O( 3rd shift sucks!! This is his first week on 3rd shift, and I already hate it. Because I'm use to seeing him every day. And now I've only seen him a few days this week. So, hopefully things will look up. =O) Tonight was trick-or-treating over in Kentucky, and Danny took his little boy. I was really looking forward to going with them, but Danny never called me back last night or today. So, I was really upset about that. Because I had been looking forward to taking Daniel trick-or-treating for almost a month now. So, trick-or-treat night is on Tuesday here where I live. So, maybe Danny can get some rest, and we can go out then. I'm keepin my fingers crossed about that. But I guess I'm gonna end this now. Happy Halloween to everyone!!

Me
SOMETIMES I WAKE AND YET IM ACTUALLY DREAMING, I AM ME AND THAT IS ALL I CAN BE. I AWAKE TO FIND I MAY BE DREAMING AND WISH THAT I WAS, BUT UNFORTUNATELY IM NOT. I CAN ONLY SLEEP IN THE DAYLIGHT BECAUSE NIGHT TIME TO ME IS MY WORST FEAR. SLEEP DONT COME EASY OR FREE FOR ME I KEEP AWAKE TO KEEP WATCHING AND WAITING FOR WHAT I DONT KNOW,SOUNDS KIND OF LIKE A HALLOWEEN STORY DOESNT IT SOUNDS LIKE IM A NUT DONT IT? WELL ITS NOT A HALLOWEEN STORY AND IF YOU THINK IM A NUT YOU ARE CALLING ALOT OF VETERANS NUTS WE WENT TO DO A JOB THAT SOME JUST DONT SEEM TO UNDERSTAND WE DIDNT HAVE THE CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHTS WHILE WE SERVED BUT YOU DID SO WHY IS IT SOME WANT TO BASH THE VETS FOR PROTECTING YOUR RIGHT TO BE AN AMERICAN?? NOTHING IN THIS WORLD IS MORE SACRED THAN AN AMERICAN SOLDIER DEFENDING OUR FREEDOM SO WHY IS IT WHEN SOME SOLDIER FALLS FOR THIS COUNTRY WE HAVE PROTESTORS OUT BASHING THE FAMILIES FINAL MOMENTS WITH THEIR LOVED ONE WHILE FUNERAL SERVICES ARE GOING ON? WHY DOES EVERY FELLOW V

Other People.
I don't really understand why someone would want to get mad at me for being honest. What? Do you want me to lie to you and tell you that the moo moo doesn't make you look fat, you've got another thing coming. I don't really want you as a friend if your going to be all bitter and shit just because your ugly and I want to tell you that. People have told me that I'm not attractive and I don't get all huffy and shit! Grow up dude! If this was a real bar, I wouldn't be talking to you. But I'm also wouldn't be rude about it. So, if it hurts your feelings that I don't give you a 10. Whatever. Don't need you anyways. Get it straight.

Ainokea
Hmmm.... What shall I write about? Politics is not my favorite subject... I just hate'em! I don't vote cause to me everybody is crooked! To me... I think Bill Clinton is the only one that will really leave a mark in my history book! He cheated on his wife!!! He got head from his intern! Almost got booted out of office! But you know what? I think that's cool! The only president I think that really isn't perfect... yet still had the power to run this fucked up country! Yes!!! I think the U.S. is fucked up! But I give out big props to the troops! For someone to risk their lives for people that they don't even know... Much alohaz to you guys! Or shall I write about...what I think about Nick and Jessica? Jessica is whiner and Nick is stupid for marrying a whiner! I knew it wouldn't work! Oooh how about Whitney and Bobby? 2 crackheads on the cover of a stupid tabloid! I mean who reads that crap? Sorry... I'm just bored... So I'm just talking shit about a bunch of nothing!

Reno's Guide To Oral Sex
I'm posting Reno's guide to giving woman oral sex... I've been told by many a female that I give the best head they've ever received...This has come from women who are bisexual...as well...which is quite a nice ego stroke...I'm not trying to gloat...I'm just saying I've done my research and have applied many series of trial and error to try and get better and better at my favorite activity: Giving oral sex to a Woman... I've read many books...listened and read interviews on the subject...watched lots of porn...and of course...did my own tests and asked my own questions from several people...I've compiled...I think...a pretty good knowledge base on the subject...and now I want to share it here in the hopes that others may give good head also... I'm going to just start from the beginning and then just walk through how I would give a woman head... Ok...first things first...and some of these tips might sound obvious to some...but maybe not to others...Don't dive right in to

Age Determiner
YOUR AGE BY EATING OUT Don't tell me your age; You probably would tell a falsehood anyway - but your waiter may know! YOUR AGE BY DINER & RESTAURANT MATH This is pretty neat. DON'T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST! It takes less than a minute. Work this out as you read ..... Be sure you don't read the bottom until you've worked it out! This is not one of those waste of time things, it's fun. 1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to go out to eat. (more than once but less than 10) 2. Multiply this number by 2 (just to be bold) 3. Add 5 4. Multiply it by 50 5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1756 . If you haven't, add 1755. 6. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born. You should have a three digit number The first digit of this was your original number (i.e., how many times you want to go out to restaurants in a week.) The next two numbers are YOUR AGE! (Oh YES

You Never Know How Much You Love Someone Until You Miss Them Very Much....life Is Precious
Most people who know me, know that I had a rough life growing up. I was disciplined so much that I thought I was abused. Heck, I even let the proper officials take care of business a few times with my father. But the more I look at it, the discipline made me who I am today. I have learned so much by growing up with my parents that now that I have children of my own, I can see their side of the story. I found that it was hard to bring up children when they do not listen to you. But more so, it is even harder when you are a single parent. However, I don't let that stop me...not anymore. It is just that today and everyday, people take for granted what is given them...a chance at life, a chance at just having chances at all. People are blinded by their everyday lives that they do not see what is important...the family is important. Even though, my father brought me and my sisters up very so disciplined at some point, there is still room for improvement. And yes, he has shown a great de

~me..myself And I~
~My face is painted white as can be~Bright red lipstick for all to see~Hair so black it shines in the night~Black eyeliner dripping into my sight~Painted nails of midnight color~Matching my wardrobe like no other~Boots with heels so chunky and high~Stares from people who judge you and sigh~Suspenders hang from the sides of my dress~Low to the ground they drag and stress~I'm covered in black from head to toe~Not to be a freak or in a side show~This is me~This is who I am~I'm not into all your fuckin'glam~So stare as you will cause I'm laughing inside~For I am Confident~I don't hide~

What Am I
You scored as Angel. Angel: Angels are the guardians of all things, from the smallest ant to the tallest tree. They give inspiration, love, hope, and positive emotion. They live among humans without being seen. They are the good in all things, and if you feel alone, don't fear. They are always watching. Often times they merely stand by, whispering into the ears of those who feel lost. They would love nothing more then to reveal themselves, but in today's society, this would bring havoc and many unneeded questions. Give thanks to all things beautiful, for you are an Angel.What Mythological Creature are you? (Cool Pics!)created with QuizFarm.com

Why, When And How Can You Use Your Power To Manifest Magik
PAEAN SYSTEMS Calling all bright minds to awake and put your Attention to Intention and co-create your own magik successfully by living life powerfully, passionate and fearless! Cheers to the Brightness of your Mind Body Spirit and Soul!... Using Your Power Self-Determination Why When How to create Magik? Our lives are defined by the decisions we make each day. When we choose one option over another, whether we are selecting a restaurant or considering a cross-country move, we shape our lives. The decision-making process can be empowering, allowing us to enjoy the benefits of self-determination. Yet it can also be a source of anxiety because decisions force us to face the possibility of dissatisfaction and inner conflict. As a result, many of us opt to avoid making decisions by allowing others to make them for us. We consequently turn our power over to spouses, relatives, friends, and colleagues, granting them the stewardship of our lives that is ours by right. Though the dec

Little Fictional Story About Me. ;o)
Before you read this, I will tell you this is a fictional story I wrote about a online game I play called planetside. ;) If your a gammer you might just like it. Pls feel free to let me know your thoughts and comments.. A Day in the Life of Gh0sTWrAiTh The Siege of Faro Blackness… Slowly, I try to open my eyes and think to myself, “Can I see? What will I see?” My body tingles all over. It feels like my skin is crawling, everything moving by its own accord. I’m not sure what this is, but it feels so… familiar. Why does it feel like something is regenerating me, making me stronger and rejuvenating me? Is this a new body? I still have all my old memories of home, but the intensity of the pain is relentless. The memory of being shot by a sniper five hundred yards away still resonates through my skull. I can still feel the bullet ripping through my Rexo-suit, burning into my flesh, deep into my heart, causing it to stop beating. The pain and the burning are unbea

Why?
WHY? WHY IS IT THAT EVERYTIME I TAKE ONE STEP FORWARD U TAKE THREE STEP BACK? AM I NOT WHAT YOU WANTED..WHY CAN'T I BE HAPPY? IT SEEMS I CAN'T MAKE ANYONE HAPPY NOT EVEN MYSELF...WHY DON'T U CARE ABOUT ME? WHY CAN'T YOU TRUST ME? WHAT DO I DO? LEAVE? APOLOGIZE? BUT FOR WHAT WHEN ALL U DO IS TAKE STEPS BACKWARDS.....YEA WE NOT THE SAME PERSON..BUT DAMN CAN I GET SOME KIND OF RESPECT? WHY CAN'T U LOVE ME AND REALLY WANT TO LOVE ME? WHY ARE YOU SOO INTO OTHER THINGS BESIDES ME? WHY CAN'T I HAVE SOME ATTENTION? WHY WON'T I JUST GET OVER IT SINCE IT WILL NEVER HAPPEN? GUESS I GOTTA CHOICE TO MAKE...NOW...BUT I WAS JUST WONDERING WHY?

They Walk Among Us! Lol
Subject: They walk among us. Some guy bought a new fridge for his house. To get rid of his old fridge, he put it in his front yard and hung a sign on it saying: "Free to good home. You want it, you take it." For three days the fridge sat there without even one person looking twice at it. He eventually decided that people were too un-trusting of this deal. It looked to good to be true, so he changed the sign to read: "Fridge for sale $50." The next day someone stole it. Caution... They Walk Among Us! ==================== While looking at a house, my brother asked the real estate agent which direction was north because, he explained, he didn't want the sun waking him up every morning. She asked, "Does the sun rise in the north?" When my brother explained that the sun rises in the east, and has for sometime, she shook her head and said, "Oh, I don't keep up with that stuff." They Walk Among Us!! ====================

Halloween
I have always loved Halloween, I think actually more than Christmas. I have had alot of great memories, had alot of fun, and looked forward to yearly traditions. However this Halloween won't be as memorable for me. I ONCE again had fallen in love with the wrong guy, at the time I thought he was the one. Told me he loved me, told my friends he was in love with me, claims his life improved and got better after he met me. I thought my record of getting hurt was over, but ONCE again....my heart was torn out and stomped on. And alot of others got hurt as well. A friend of mine (male of course) gave me some advice, he said.."The best way to get over somebody, is to get under somebody else" Just proves how much men and women are different. Why isn't ONE woman enough? Men can just go on, find somebody else...but why is it that Women have a harder time moving on? And not giving others that are interested a chance? As i think about it, just proves my theory on the fact that women

Open...!
Look Inside Yourself -- Deeper QuestionsWhat do you hate most about the world?:All the problems What do you love about the world?:All the cool people, like my friends and family If America were to fall, what would be the cause?:Some stupid president What is man's greatest threat?:Global Warming? How will the world end?:God will come to take his "children" What would you kill for?:love What would you die for?:someone i care for A LOT What do you live for?:Life! Do you want to live forever?:no, itll get too boring What is your biggest weakness?:My soft feelings What is your greatest strength?:idk, im not really sure What do you want to change about yourself?:nothing Tell me your thoughts on God.:hmm... he is really loving for letting the people live, even tho people are evil The Devil.:hes EVIL Heaven.:I wish i could go there Hell.:A scary place The human soul.:needs saving What is your worst fear?:losing someone i love and being alone in the dark What makes you happy?:Almost everything

The Perfect Murder!!!
I've seen alot of stuff my life, and most of the stuff i've seen is kinda stupid. I've seen alot of idiots get caught doing the simplest tasks, such as murder. Now murder can be a tough task, if it's not planned out right. During a murder case, investigators look for the following....connections meaning who could be connected to this murder and the person murdered, motive as in what reason this person was killed, contacts as in who all this person knows and who may have something against them. Evidence may include jewerly, ripped clothin found, DNA, as in blood, sweat, nail, hair and finger prints. So when creating a good murder think about those things. Most people dont really have a motive for murderin someone. They do it for the fun of it, for the adrendaline rush. They love to take risks and live on the edge, such as my self and they've done everything under the moon and still are not satisfied, so they commit murder so they, plan (what they think is carefully) but still they slip

For The Single Guys A Small Test
a test for u single guys Current mood: annoyed Well fuck me side ways and call me tuesady..lol...no really.What does it take to get a guy these days cause I'm doing something wrong,Are there any good guys out there?or are my standards too high? I'm not looking for anyone that is in a relationship of any kind,can't be old as the hills(over 65),no weridos or someone looking for me to be your sugar mama.this is the type of guys that is always wanting me but it's not for me. Here is a list of what I'm looking for (like i said maybe my standards are too high )so I thought that I would make this a test instead ,with a point system.So if inerested get a pen and paper and let me know you score and maybe we can talk if its a good one.good luck 1.must be male.....3 points 2.between 21 and 45........2 points 3.single,seprated,divorced dont really care as long as you have no girlfriend or wife........3 points 4.must have a job as i dont want to support your ass(i make my

I Can Exceed You Pleasure!(i Have Blue Eyes)
People with blue eyes last the longest in relationships. They are kind, pretty or handsome & very good kissers. They always fall in love with there closest friends and never understand why, they are very funny and outgoing and don't care what people think or say,They are very satisfying and love to please. They can EXCEED your pleasure standards!!

Jeans And Stilettos
RIANDROP ENTERTAINMENT,LLC PRESENTS*JEANS AND STILETTOS:THE SEXY AFFAIR,*HELD AT THE FABULOUS BRANDYWINE BISTRO & BRANDYWINE SUITE HOTEL/LOUNGE (707 NORTH KING STREET WILMINGTON,DE 19802)FRIDAY NOVEMBER 3RD THIS IS THE MOST TANTALIZING EVENT YOU WILL EXPERIENCE! LADIES,THIS EXCLUSIVE FUNCTION IS ESPECIALLY FOR YOU,SO COME OUT & PLEASE YOUR SENSES! FEATURING DJ NICKELS&STREET TREATS (SMASH BROTHERS/BUM SQUAD DJS)SPINNING THE HOTTEST MIXES OF DAY IN THE MAIN BALL ROOM AND DJ MOBLEY SPINNING SMOOTH GROOVES IN THE V.I.P LOUNGE. *$250.00 CASH PRIZE FOR THE SEXIEST JEAN N' STILETTO OUTFIT! (LADIES,DON'T SLEEP,DRESS TO GET YOUR MONEY). ALSO FEATURING: SPECIAL FASHION REVEIW WITH FRESH ORIGINAL STYLES FROM HOT REGIONAL DESIGNER/BOUTIQUES,LINGERIE SHOWCASE,MASSAGE BOOTH,BOUTIQUE VENDORS WITH SENSUAL GOODS(OILS,LOTIONS,TOYS,HAND BAGS,MORE). SPECIAL INVITED GUESTS,CASH RAFFLE,MORE!DON'T MISS IT! SO JOIN US ON THE "BLUE CARPET" AND COME PARTY LIKE A ROCK STAR! GOLD PACKAG

Mz. B Live And Untouched
So so many of the people in my life are really letting me down right now. But you know what I have faith and I am so happy with what I do have in my life. My man is in jail because he was an idiot and decided it was cool to drive drunk. In the mean time he hit someone on a motorcycle and the guy is in very serious condition. This man needs prayers. I am stressin over way too much. My life is my own to do with what I need to do with it....I am a survivor and I will survive if it kills me.

Troy Smith
Hey everybody... Troy Smith needs our help. Nissan has a contest on ESPN & they will use the online winner as their one vote for the Heisman. Go to https://r.espn.go.com/espn/contests/theheismanvote/index to vote! Troy is not winning right now and we need to get this out to the Buckeye nation! You can vote once a week. Pass it on!

I've Moved!
I've Moved This is my change of address notice: I have moved out from 1 Beggars Alley, located at 2 Poverty Lane at the corner of Bleak and Buster Circle. As of today, I have a brand new home!!! *My new address is:* *Living Well on 3 Abundance Drive, located at the corner of Blessings Street and Prosperity Peak. No longer will I allow myself to travel on Begging Peter to pay off Paul route, located at a dead end Intersection called: I Don't Have. It connects with Borrowers Junction. I no longer hang out at Failure's Place, near Excuses Avenue, next to the Procrastination Point. I've moved on to an Upscale Community called Higher Heights with unlimited potential and opportunities for me to succeed. Look at me, each day that I'm awake, I am thankful to be a product of my new environment. All my clothes are tailor made I'm dressed in life's finest. Let me introduce you to all of them: Conceive, Believe, Act on, Have Faith, Be Persistent, and Always be Prepared to Achieve. Life

The Other Me
_________________________________________ 1. Have you had sex in the past 24 hours? No 2. Are you gay? Absoloutly NOT 3. Do you have hairy legs? Hey Iam a GUY 4. Do you smoke anything? I smoked for to try. 5. Do you like monkeys? Some Monkeys have bare Butt. they are kinda sexy...more like modern monkeys. LOL 6. How many fillings do you have? 4 7. Would you rather swim in the ocean or a lake? I can't swim 8. Have you ever licked one of those square batteries? Yes I have kinda enjoyed it a bit. 9. Have you ever read the Bible? Nope 10. Did you ever go to Sunday school? Na 5 days is enough 11. Do you wear a lot of black? Not really 12. Did you ever bring a weapon to high school? Yeah A nuckle puncher thing..never used it thoug 13. Have you ever hugged a tree? I talked to one 14. Are you a wilderbeast? I'm confused 15. Do you like to have fun? yeah dah !! 16. Do you like drama? depends 17. Have you ever taken a bong hit? Yeah..it was painfu

Icky Yicky
Well, it seems I caught the flu or something, nice deep coughs that make me either dry heave or become light headed... so I guess I did good. Just trying to see what's up with this site, but soon I'll figure it out.

People Come Into Your Life For A Reason
People come into your life for a reason, a season or a lifetime. When you know which one it is, you will know what to do for that person. When someone is in your life for a REASON, it is usually to meet a need you have expressed. They have come to assist you through a difficulty, to provide you with guidance and support, to aid you physically, emotionally or spiritually. They may seem like a godsend and they are. They are there for the reason you need them to be. Then, without any wrongdoing on your part or at an inconvenient time, this person will say or do something to bring the relationship to an end. Sometimes they die. Sometimes they walk away. Sometimes they act up and force you to take a stand. What we must realize is that our need has been met, our desire fulfilled, their work is done. The prayer you sent up has been answered and now it is time to move on. Some people come into your life for a SEASON, because your turn has come to share, grow or learn. They bring you an

In Honor Of All Hallows Eve
Whether you do it tonight (Friday), tomorrow night (Saturday), or on Halloween (Tuesday), getting Crunk is required like dressing up. Hopefully you've moved past walking from door to door in a greedy attempt to suck the world dry of all chocolate, nougat, caramel, gummy-things, gum, taffy, licorice, suckers, and any other drug-laced goodies you can think of. Instead, I pray that you have graduated, as I have, to a greedy bar to bar attempt to suck the world dry of all beer, whiskey, tequila, gin, rum, vodka, wine-coolers, and any other drug-laced alcohol you can think of. I may not be a zombie, but I'll be walking like one by the end of the night. I may not be a vampire, but hopefully I'l be sucking on some innocent girls neck by the end of the night. I may not be a werewolf, but i will be howling at the moon by the end of the night. I may not be a wizard/warlock, but I can garuantee I will be flying high be the end of the night. This is the way I intend to celebrate All Hallows Eve

Kinky Test
You scored as A Sicko. You are a SICK FUCK!! You would do almost anything to get off. You know how to be wild, try new stuff and let loose and be crazy. You are at the top of the Horny/Sexual ladder, a very coveted paosition by many. People call you Sick, but those are the ones that think it but don't have the balls to do it. You will be an exploding sex partner, if they can handle it.... Rock On.A Sicko90%Very Kinky60%Average40%A WUSS !!10%How sexual are youcreated with QuizFarm.com

Some Gifts Are Worth Sharing.
Some gifts are worth sharing.... Chapter One...... My robe puddles to the floor........ Leaving me shivering in the moonlight......... Climbing between the cool sheets, reaching for the warmth........ Searching for the forbidden skin.......the hunger building within. Our bodies mold to heat our desire........knocking the chill as if it were fire. We sway and rock beneath the silk......moving, flowing like the smooth pour of milk. My hips present My back archs My pussy presents for the deep promise........ Your cock represents......... Slowly and Surely.......on top of you I mount Moaning so softly You kiss my mouth....... Hushing my passion only momentarily........ To release only my cries in the belly of our house. My slit dripping honey Tightening for the ride Your ears I slighty nibble Your throbbing you can not hide........ I lean my breasts close to your chest..... Teasing your flesh with the hardening of my nipples My hair loosely flows to cre

I'm Every Woman...
You Are Storm Exotic and powerful, Storm descended from a line of African priestesses. Emotions can effect your powers, but you are generally serene. Powers: controlling weather, creating winds that lift you into flight, generating lightning Which of the X-Men Are You?

Mmmmmmm...baby...don't Stop....
You scored as Passionate/Wet. You are a passionate lover. You go with what feels good. Your passion might cause you get wet more often even outside of sex, but you channel your passion to where you can please your partner. You either have a lot of lust or you just love your partner truly. You can't keep your hands off them and they wouldn't have it any other way. Passionate/wet100%Exciting/Exotic90%Hot/hard80%Shy/Sweet30%Soft/slow25%Awkward/New0%How are you about sex? (with pics)created with QuizFarm.com

Asian Girls!!!
Im new at this LC thing, as you can see. Actually this is my first blog entry EVER!!! I must come right out and say this. I ABSOLUTELY LOVE ASIAN GIRLS!!!!!!!!!! I can’t help it. There is something about them that really gets me. I don’t know what to do anymore! I’m no longer attracted to any other kind of girl. I mean, I do have my list of priorities: #1 Asian, #2 Hispanic or Indian (there’s a tie there) # 4 White and, no offence to anyone who might think that im being racist #5 African. I love all of them but, the Asian girl is just... well... perfect! So, I want to know how many Asian girls are out there in LC land! Give me a shout

Halloween Poetry
Behind Locked Doors As darkness falls upon the moors Evil is released from behind locked doors The darkness hides them from our eyes Covered in maggots, worms and flies Skulking upon the dark misty roads Looking to find your docile abodes To ooze into your innocent lives To creep into your silent cries As the evil arrives in your homes It sends a shiver through your bones A dark foreboding creeps up your spine> Your adrenaline flows and you know its time To pull the sword in its magical glow And seek out evil to deliver the blow To sever its head and loosen its bowels To see its gore and hear it’s howls As you vanquish it into the night You prevail and still fight the fine fight Until the darkness falls again upon the moors Until once more evil is released from behind locked doors By: John Wesley 1999

Kinky Sex
You scored as Biting. When it comes to being kinky, your biggest turn on is biting. You love the ectasy of teeth sinking into your flesh, and are probably willing to return the favor. Sex just isn't sex without using your teeth.Chains/Handcuffs100%Biting100%Bondage75%Whips67%Blind Folds58%Blood50%What's Your Kinky Turn On?created with QuizFarm.com

Women
Yes my team is the Philadelphia Eagles,so stop hating on them,if you don't like to tuff,cause they are going to the superbowl if they get past the saints,that is all I have to say,eagles are by far the hottest team going into the semifinals of the nfc,so watch out for the eagles,garcia is now 6-1 as qb of the eagles.

Naughty
A way to get to know more about people.. *wink* NaughtyPoll.com - take your own poll! 1. How old are you?over 30 2. What is your sexual orientation?Straight 3. Have you ever given somone oral sex?Sure I have 4. Have you ever received oral sex?Yes, of course 5. How many sexual partners have you had?5-10 6. What is your pubic hair style?Shaved bald, nice and clean 7. What is your choice of underwear style?Nothing At All 8. Have you ever had anal sex?Sort of tried to 9. What is your favorite position?Anything that gets me off 10. How often do you masturbate?Once a day 11. Have you ever kissed a girl?Nope, never 12. Have you ever had sex with a girl?No, I'm straight as can be 13. Have you ever taken, or been in naked photos?Both taken and been in them 14. Have you ever had multiple partners at once?No, never 15. Have you watched porn?Yes, of course. Who hasn't? 16. Have you ever been to a nude beach or nudist area?Nope, I am modest 17. Have yo

Why I Love Music So Much....
The Reasons Why I Love Music So Much: 1) When ur happi u listen to it and it makes u happier. 2) When ur sad u can either listen to sumthin that can cheer u up or listen to sumthin so much more depressing and u think, "hey maybe my situation isn't so bad." 3) If ur angry u can listen to sum that u can scream along wit and get it out of ur system. 4) U can find love songs for u and ur special sumone. 5) Or if u guys breakup u can find a song to help u get ovr them. 6) If u want to just chill and relax u can just turn the radio on and sit there and think about wutevr comes to mind. 7) Its fun to sing along with. 8) So basically music never lets u down. Its better than havin a bf/gf. **I LOVE MUSIC**

F. U. F. S
HEY LC THANX FOR TAKING MY 15 BUCKS IN STICKYS I DO 3 OR 4 A WEEK AND IT AINT THE MONEY I DONT CARE ABOUT THAT ITS THE WORK THE GIRL PUT IN HER SALUTE TO THE MILITARY THATS WHY I MADE IT A STICKY LOST IT YESTERDAY AND REDID IT TODAY THERES 10 BUCKS AND THE ONE I DID FOR A CONTEST FOR SOMEONE ^^ fat sonny wrote im sorry i dont see how its lc.s falt you lost your money its not babyjs falt that the damn bulding lost its power and if youe were adult enough you should hae just went to babyj and told him what was going on insted of posting it like it was his falt and he stole your money .... ( undercover angel) innocentprncss™ 2006-10-27 12:10:28 I agree with you undercover....rather than making this a public issue in a bulletin, it should have been talked over with babyj first to see what would happen and whether their stickies would be restored or reimbursed. **~Jaded Stang~** 2006-10-27 10:48:38 Actually, I have faith in Baby J. Although it was not his fault

My Name Is Claire Bennet And That Was Attempt Number 6
Greetings This is a roleplaying profile and a fan page for the character of Claire from Heroes, I am not the actress,none of the pictures are of me nor am i in any way involve with the production of the show. On myspace I had a roleplaying profile for the character, since myspace has gotten bad I decided to start roleplaying here, in time perhaps I shall find other roleplayers, if need be I shall create rules, but enjoy!:)

You Have A Sexual Iq Of 160
You have a sexual IQ of 160 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

More Jokes
A man goes to the doctor with a swollen leg. After a careful examination, the doctor gives the man a pill big enough to choke a horse. "I'll be right back with some water," the doctor tells him. The doctor has been gone a while and the man loses patience. He hobbles out to the drinking fountain, forces the pill down his throat and gobbles down water until the pill clears his throat. He hobbles back into the examining room. The doctor comes back with a bucket of warm water. "Ok, after the tablet dissolves, you should soak that leg for at least 30 minutes."

Samhain
I'm so excited.. it's almost here. This is like christmas for me and my bunch. We love samhain, halloween, all hallow's eve and whatever else you might want to call it... I hope all you fellow cherry peeps out there have a great one.. have a blessed samhain!!

Letters To Penthouse Magazines
You know what ruins sex for a lot of people? The letters to Penthouse magazine. Have you ever read them? Me neither, but a friend of mine did and he told me... What they have are letteres written by presumably normal people like ourselves, and we read them and go, "Where does this happen? I've never heard anything like this. I'VE picked up hitchhikers, they didn't do any of that. They just got out of the car when we got there and left." And all these boasting figures: "I've never considered myself big, but at eleven inches..." Oh come on, My LEG is eleven inches. They don't realize I want these letteres to be true. I'm rooting for them. And if it doesn't sound exactly true, I'll bend the truth. I'll work around it, give them the benefit of the doubt. Because they start off normal enough: "I went down to get the mail, but to my surprise, the regular mailman had been replaced by a beautiful blonde woman..." Okay, that's not crazy. Why not? A blond person delivers his mail- ma

Arriving
I don´t have time for all this what am I allowed to do and what not? what are my interests almost anything I have strong opinions on almost everything!!I came here from a link from yahoo..just looking around...added my photos so people know who they´re talking to...I don´t think I´ll come here very often..I´m mostly on yahoo corporal0378@yahoo.de you can chat with me there if you want to? but as most of you seem to be yanks...remember the time difference?anyway...nuff said....you´ll either contact me or you won´t...and scoring points is for kids...so leave me outta it??

Hospitals
sorry i was awayfor so longI have never been a pussy for Pain before so when all this hit me, you know I had to be in some REAL Pain. Don't ever also be afraid of getting a second opinion either, I recently had Gall Stones and the first time I went to the hospital they mis-diagnoised me as having Gastric problems then a year later I had another attack and I insisted they were full of #### and told them so and to run the right tests this time. then Viola!! Gallstones the size of golfballs, then after surgery that took a month to heal from I was OK again. Then almost a year to the day I went in for Gall Bladder surgery, I passed and recovered a Kidney Stone big enough to scare the people in the ER. I only knew I had passed it from the sound of it hitting the porcelin Urinal (Clink!)..My reaction was..what the hell was that??!! No, That did not come from my dick did it?!!? Looked at it and it was barbed on one side and smooth on the other...So it must have came smooth side out cause I did

Those That Are My Friends
If you want to remain on my friends, family , fans list please let me know because I have 395 people on here and only hear from maybe 10 at the most. Look forward to hearing from you, if I havent heard from you in a week I will delete ya, sorry

All About Me
Well I am A 27 year old male who lives in 1101 W spruce street in coal township Pennsylvania FOR ALL YOU STALKERS out there lmmfao i am about 6' tall and about 170 pounds I am one of the bigest assholes ya will ever meet oh and if ya dont like me my address is located abuve so ya can come here n do something about it (not a tough guy) bring a gun i have been lookin for someone to off me for a while now well tat is all for now l8terz

How Are You In Bed?
You scored as A Slave To BDSM. Admit it, you like being tied up and being told you've been very naughty. You like teasing your partner and making them squirm, and not letting them be able to do anything about it. Some people think what you do is sick and disgusting, but you know it's all in good fun.A Slave To BDSM100%Sex God78%A Romantic45%Virgin10%How are you in bedcreated with QuizFarm.com

Da Life
Big steps in a direction you are going either way is goin' for it. Whether it's a first step or maybe your in the middle of a step remember, that things may change depending on how you look at the situation. It kinda works for anything really..even dating. Believe me I should know.

To Oral Or Not To Oral, That Is The Question.
THIS IS MY FIRST BLOG, SO PLEASE BE GENTLE. I HAVE PONDERED OVER THIS FOR THE PAST 6 MONTHS. IT'S BEEN LONG ENOUGH, AND I NEED TO GET THIS OF MY CHEST. 6 MONTHS AGO I BROKE UP WITH MY GIRLFRIEND. WE HAD BEEN TOGETHER FOR ABOUT 5 OR 6 MONTHS. SHE WASN'T THE BEST LOOKING GIRL, BUT HAD ONE OF THE BIGGEST HEARTS AND ONE OF THE PERSONALITIES OF ANYONE I KNOW. BUT, THE SEX WAS JUST AWFUL. IT WAS DOWNRIGHT BORING, IN FACT. ALL THE TIME WE WERE TOGETHER SHE CLAIMED THAT SHE LOVED ORAL SEX, BUT WHEN IT CAME DOWN TO IT, THERE WAS NOTHING IN THAT REGARD. WE'D GET INTO IT ALMOST EVERY NIGHT, AND WHEN I THOUGHT SHE WAS READY FOR ME TO GO DOWN ON HER, SHE WOULD TELL ME "NO". INSTEAD, SHE'D GO DOWN ON ME. I THOUGHT ALRIGHT, SHE WOULD SPEND QUITE SOMETIME PLEASING ME. WRONG. SHE WOULD DO IT FOR MAYBE 2 OR 3 MINUTES. THEN SHE'D WANT ME TO STICK IT IN HER. ANOTHER BAD THING. WE'D DO ONLY ONE POSITION...AND ALWAYS MISH. WHEN I'D FINALLY CUM, I WOULD WANT TO GO AGAIN. SHE'D TELL ME N

Jealousy...
I'm jealous....I'm jealous of your clothes, cause they touch you more than I do. And it kills me to know that your toes spend so much time wit yo shoes. And no I dont approve of your lipstick, Maybeline aint tricking me..no, no sir. And dont think I dont see how eager your panties be to get put on. Dont want anything to touch you there, I dont wanna share you with nothin...not even the air you breathe...go head hook your lungs up to me baby...BREATHE!!. I often cuss out your bath water, mjmp;avamp; H2O. I almost lost my cool when I heard you bought that thong, Victoria Secret cant keep a secret too long (at least not when Im around)....I know what they want so please dont be so naive to what your bra does...when its groping you, squeezin you...thats supposed to be me boo...cause they like to taste your nipples too. See I wash my hands before I touch you, so I dont have to share you wit tha germs that manifest themselves. See my heart is so concerned. So many things I have yet

What Color I Am Blue
You scored as Blue. You are considered to be a very calm person who takes things one at a time and does not worry too much about the consequences. Whatever happens, happens, is your moto. You are the one people come to for advise on most topics, because you are filled with limitless knowledge. You can handle any situation.Blue100%Green89%Purple72%Orange67%Pink50%White50%Black44%Yellow39%Red28%Which Colour Represents You???created with QuizFarm.com

Beware
Men, Beware Police are warning all men who frequently attend clubs, parties and local pubs to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman. Many females use a drug on the market called "Beer." The drug is Found in liquid form and available anywhere. It comes in bottles, cans, from taps and in large kegs. "Beer" is used by females at parties and bars to persuade their male victims to go home and have sex with them. A woman needs only to get a guy to consume a few units of "Beer" and then simply ask him home for no-strings-attached sex. Men are rendered helpless against this approach. After several "Beer," men will often succumb to the desires to perform sexual acts on women whom they would never normally be attracted. After drinking "Beer," men often awaken with only hazy memories of exactly what happened to them the night before, often with just a vague feeling that "something bad" occurred. At other times, these unfortunate men are swindled out of

Window To My Soul
What Your Soul Really Looks Like You are quite expressive and thoughtful. You see the world in a way that others are blind to. You are a grounded person, but you also leave room for imagination and dreams. You feet may be on the ground, but you're head is in the clouds. You see yourself with pretty objective eyes. How you view yourself is almost exactly how other people view you. Your near future is a lot like the present, and as far as you're concerned, that's a very good thing. For you, love is all about caring and comfort. You couldn't fall in love with someone you didn't trust. Inside the Room of Your Soul

Awareness Ribbons
I JUST FOUND A SITE THAT HAS TONS OF AWARENESS RIBBONS, AND MAN I GUESS I DIDN'T REALIZE HOW MUCH STUFF IS OUT THERE THAT A PERSON REALLY NEEDS TO BE AWARE OF. I GUESS IF IT DON'T HAPPEN RIGHT AT YOUR FRONT DOOR THEN YOU DON'T REALLY THINK ABOUT IT! ANYWAY JUST WANTED TO PUT A FEW WORDS IN THAT I PLAN ON DOING WHAT I CAN FROM NOW ON TO STAY ON TOP OF WHATS GOING ON AROUND ME! Hosted By SparkleTags.com

The Story Of A Vampire
The Story of a Vampire In this coffin lay me down -- Let my spirit rest; And upon your sweet return grant my last request. Long my footsteps wandered here in the dark of night; It has been eight hundred years since I glimpsed the light. Lately in this solitude I have sought a clue As to why I torture my deadened heart with you. What good is the lovely night for eternity If my dearest love will die and abandon me? This, my safe, my darkened tomb forces us apart; Kiss me, Love, then drive the stake through my broken heart. These are the words that course threw my mind as I remember that fateful night. The night that you turned me into what I am. The night you turned my mortality in for immortality without my consent. The night I became something I had never heard of. A creature of the night. No longer a human being. I am now something that is undead living among those with a pulse! It was the night of my best friends dbutante ball. We didn't

The God Damn Ham
a lady walks into a butcher store and say's "my husband's birthday is tonight and i want to cook his some ham. i want the best ham you got for sale". so the butcher say's "right here. this is the god damn ham." the lady shocked said "you can't say that. you know my husband is a preacher." the butcher say"s "this ham is from holland. thats what it's called there." so she say's "all right" and buy's it. later at home as shes cooking it, her husband comes home and say's "that smells good. what are you cooking dear?". she say's " the god damn ham". the husband say's " you don't need to get mad at me. i just asked a question is all. besides you know i'm a preacher". the wife say's " i got this at the butcher shop today. it's from holland and it's called the god damn ham over there". the husband say's "okay". later that night, the wife, husband, and son are sitting at the table to eat the birthday dinner. the husband tell's his wife "honey pass the god damn ham". the son then says " ALL RIGH

Volunteers Needed For Npo In Atlanta
Please pass this along, this is such a wonderful way to help people who NEED someone to care. I am a founding member of AIA and I would love to see it grow more. The Angels in Atlanta formed just over two years ago in September 2004. A small group of volunteers came together in an effort to support families of children who are suffering (and FIGHTING) pediatric cancer. Our main goal is to feed families whose children are going through treatment and who are inpatient at either Egleston or Scottish Rite Hospital. Upon meeting these amazing children and their parents, we have come to realize that so many of the families have very little support--both emotionally and financially. It also came as a shock to many of us to realize that oftentimes treatment would force these children to remain hospitalized for weeks to even months at a time. Some of "our kids" have resided there for up to NINE months. FLOOR MEALS: As mentioned above, one of our main goals is to feed the families who are

A Day In The Life Of Mandi Saunders
Ok pple this is me u r talking to and I know how most of u are in ur ummmm lives lol I am joining slumber parties and am doing a raffle to help get me started i am really excited about this and could really use the help. Here is how the raffle works u can buy a square for 5 dollars and there is no limit as to how many squares you can buy i need to sell 50 squares message me if you want to know what the prizes r they r really good i wouldnt mind having em myself hehe. pass it along to your friends as well i can use all the help i can get in fact the person who helps me the most will get a prize of there own as soon as the raffle is over and i get it off the ground.

Best Boyfriend Ever
so i met this amazing guy on thursday,his name is brian, he means more to me than anything. i wouldnt do anything to screw this up because it feels so right to be with him. when i'm not with him i am thinkin about him and wishing i was with him. i have never fallen for a guy this fast before but i love it. i

Loyalty & Sacrifice
I have started this here to let all military people past, present and future that we care for them. They have our loyalty and we will never forget their sacrifices. Not only the military personnel, but spouses, kids, relatives and friends. I encourage all who reads this leave a comment not for me, but for the military personnel, their families and friends. Help me show all who are spread out across the world our LOYALTY and acknowledge their sacrifices.

Too Unique To Be Understood..
This actually goes with my post Fire is the desire I will be Me the noise of this world presents a cheap imitation, demanding i listen, obey or miss out. compelling it is as I mostly submit, hoping my fire desired will be found in its midst. Hopeless, i find it, I do admit. Submit I say,no longer, I will not. I will be me. just wait and see. deny you can't as unique I'll be. just wait and see. I'll prove to you how different I'll be. Just wait and see. Set apart like no other, different, yes, I must be. Just wait and see. I need to be me, unique, not like any other indeed, you will see. Indeed I succeed in separating myself. Set apart, above, on the top shelf. I am here, I made it, for all to see..... Still empty still hopeless how can that be. Where is everyone I wanted to show.. they need to see.. they need to know. all this work it wasn't for me it was for everyone else to see just how unique I could make myself be. A small voice from down deep could be silent

Asshat
Welcome home to my reality. So you taste yourself every time? This must be your pleasure This your swan song I'll sing for you. I'll cut the words from your mouth You'll never speak my name again. Locked up and sold the fuck out Don't think you won't see me again. It'll come back three times Once in the name of deceit Twice for your malice Three times when I take you away. This is a homicide daydream I won't waste my hate on you. All that you've claimed not to be Has now come to define you. It'll come back three times Once in the name of regret Twice for your envy Three times when I take you away. Turn on my heels And spit apathy on this bridge you have burnt. Feast on my own blood I'll drain myself to sleep. I'll rise from death to knife this beast These last regrets the ones I keep. It'll come back three times Once in the name of deceit Twice for your malice Three times when I take you away.

Couples Camping
Three couples went out camping. The three husbands stayed in one tent and the three wives stayed in the other. At about 3 in the morning, Bob woke up and yelled, "Wow, unbelievable!" Bill woke up and asked, "What's going on?" Bob said, "I've got to go to the other tent and find my wife." "How come?" "To have sex! I just woke up with the biggest hard-on I've ever had in my life!" After a pause, Bill said, "Do you want me to come with you?" "Hell, no. Why would I want you to do that?" "Because that's my dick you're holding." Let me know what you think, thanks Revan

Other's Poetry
Build for yourself a strong box, Fashion each part with care; When it's strong as your hand can make it, Put all your troubles there; Hide there all thought of your failures, And each bitter cup that you quaff; Lock all your heartaches within it, Then sit on the lid and laugh. Tell no one else its contents, Never its secrets share; When you've dropped in your care and worry Keep them forever there; Hide them from sight so completely That the world will never dream half; Fasten the strong box securely- Then sit on the lid and laugh. Bertha Adams Backus

Answer To Jellybeans "issues" Poem
Last night was reading blogs from top bloggers and came across a poem from Jellybean "Issues" It was a Poem that needed ananswer or ending. So I wrote one.. You need to go to Jellybean (Top Blogs and read her Issues Poem to get whole story) . Issues Answered.... If my love doth require your change it's selfish desires are not worthy of your heart The sweet love would be but sour wine If my love noticed not the depths and lengths of your painfull pursuit Any thought of your sweet sacrifice is but a disgrace, not worthy of you Your issues and flaws are but a speck against the size of your heart That they are even noticed by my eyes would prove me ahypocrit and prove me unworthy again Oh but it is not my tongue that is hungry but my soul. A taste of you lips or a touch of you hips will not satisfy. Only a full drink of you will appease but then only for a moment. Words words, will only contaminate the pure intensity of my passion as you will feel your name bei

The Oral Caress
Cradled between your tender thighs I lift you to my mouth. The abundance of your wetness greets me and my mouth overflows with your warm essence. Your sweet taste is on my tongue and your fragrance delights my senses. No gentle lick this visit. No bashful cautious approach For I wish to consume you. Push against my hungry mouth As the tip of my tongue slides up the slippery furrow that welcomes me between rows of delicate pink petals. Thrust against my generous tongue. Show me the power of your desire for my oral caress. My exploring tongue lifts the hood and finds your smooth firm pearl. You squeal in that unique way, signaling that I have found your special spot. My jaws protests what my open mouth provides but I am unrelenting in my gift, intent only on your fulfillment. I feel your body tense, and you are quiet now... Concentrating... bearing down. Soon now my love, ecstasy approaches. You push hard and fast against my t

If We Had Sex
1. Would you be in control? 2. Can i get your number? 3. Would you whisper freaky shit in my ear? 4. Would you talk dirty to me? 5. Would you kiss me with a little tongue or a lot of tongue? 6. Would you go down on me? 7. Would you give me a hickie? 8. How many rounds would we go? 9. What would you wanna do afterwards? 10. Would you take off all ur clothes for me? 11. Would you lick and bite me all over? 12. Would you like 4play or get straight to the point? 13. Would you take ur time if I told you to? 14. Would u fall asleep when we were done? 15. Would u want to go fast or slow? 16. Where would u wanna "do it" at? 17. Would u be loud or quiet? 18. Do u think u could make me have an orgasm? 19. Are u gonna re-post these so I can answer them for you ? 20. WOULD U Fuck me TODAY? REPOST AS "IF WE HAD SEX?...... IF you dont you will have bad luck for 30 days and IF you are in a REALSHIONSHIP you WILL break up if you opened this a

8 Out Of 9 Lives Left
yeah so apparently i was extremely lucky thursday night at the fire in mill creeks local. M.Fizzil and i were pulling the ceiling in the fire room with another crew when one of the 220 lines split sending sparks every where and a live wire down towards us. i thought we got out of the way, turns out i was wrong. when we went outside to refill our air packs and get ready to go back in, our driver asked me what the hell i did to my gear. apparently that wire came down, dripped on the front of my helmet as it melted and the actual line hit my coat on the back of my left arm. needless to say, there is a nice large burn mark on the sleeve that went through 3 of the 4 layers of my turnout coat. now the coat has to get sent out, checked to see if its a loss, and i need another new coat. what freaks me out though is the fact that i didnt feel it. even as it burned through, i felt nothing. dont get me wrong, im fuckin thankfull i didnt get zapped, but maybe feeling something to tell me i was on

R.i.p Grandfather
My grandfather was murderd on July 11th 2006 caused from a blow to the back of the head. some self centerd asshole thought he was better. I honestly don't know why people need to do this to other people. People don't even deserve this kinda treatment, Why should my grandfather have to be six feet under and silent? He has no say in anything. and all this guy is getting is a slap on the hand and five years in prision. my grandfather was a cancer survivor, He will never be forgotten, He was loved by many family members and friends. Nothing will slip my mind to make me not think about him. Nothing makes sense anymore. This world is getting way too violent. What is it gonna take to make everyone relise what's wrong with this world? He was sixty-one years old and still had another twenty-five years to live. Yes we have all heard people murdering people, People stabing people but it's never happend to us. So is that what its going to take? For someone to murder one of your family members o

Funny Star Trek Joke
The Iranian Ambassador to the UN had just finished giving a speech, and walked out into the lobby where he met Condoleezza Rice. They shook hands, and as they walked the Iranian said, "You know, I have just one question about what I have seen in America." Condoleezza Rice said, "Well, anything I can do to help you, I will." The Iranian whispered "My son watches this show 'Star Trek' and in it there is Chekhov who is Russian, Scotty who is Scottish, and Sulu who is Chinese, but no Arabs." "My son is very upset and doesn't understand why there aren't any Iranians on Star Trek." " Condoleezza Rice laughed, leaned toward the Iranian ambassador, and whispered back, "It's because it takes place in the future."

My Brain Pattern
Your Brain's Pattern You have a dreamy mind, full of fancy and fantasy. You have the ability to stay forever entertained with your thoughts. People may say you're hard to read, but that's because you're so internally focused. But when you do share what you're thinking, people are impressed with your imagination. What Pattern Is Your Brain?

Today
I am an independant PartyLite consultant and I was asked to set up a table of my stuff today to sell. I was so honored to be asked to be a part of this and I would be happy to help out again next year, this is an awesome cause. I had decided that I would donate the profit from everything that I sold. Well you would think that being a benefit that was advertised over the radio and everything would have been awesome, especially for a good cause. WRONG!!!!!!!!! =( I even sent out emails to everyone that I knew. I was really sadend to see that there was only like a hand full of people other than the vendors to show up. The profit from this even was not to go to research, it was to go to a person struggling with Breast Cancer, who is down and out emotionaly, physicaly, mentaly, financialy, and etc... This benefit was also held to get the awareness out there that breast cancer can be undetected at an early age. The lady that asked me to do this event was throwing it in the honor of

Slut.
Alright. SO... all i have to say is... 9 - 0 baby!!! Fuck Yeah! UofM ♥ On another note. Yes im back shitheads.. weeee for me. Ahhhh time for vacation ♥ im going to NY but shhh dont tell anyone Oh yes... Daniel ♥ i love you mucho grande baby.. always have always will.

Just A Little Late
I love doing things for people. Everyone you meet. What makes them special enough for you to hang around with them even though they show no interest or very little. At work I will bring food in for everyone usually a dessert or candies that I made. I go out and buy snakes that I don’t even eat or like for everyone. I bought an entire box of mints from chic-filet for a co-worker in a past job (she was a friend). It was like 2000 individual wrap mints. I gave money to a friend so she could pay her bills knowing I would never see her again. (She moved back in with her abusive husband). I use to buy Maple cotton candy every year from the fair and send it to an old friend in Virginia. I help paid for a Christmas for a friend when she couldn’t buy the gifts she wanted for her kid. I also went to see her in the hospital when her boy friend put her there. She lives 2 hours away and I brought her vanilla ice cream (her favorite). If I could afford it I would do 10 times what I do now for pe

Wtf
ok, I don't understand why we even have bulletin boards to post on, when nobody reads the posts, somebody please explain it to me, I am so f*cking puzzled over this situation. I have been trying to level, how is anyone suppose to level if nobody reads the bulletins. I am going to post one more and see what happens. I always respond and repost other peoples bulletins. OH Well!!!

Cherry Tap????????? What The Hell
l know myself n lot of others are pretty pissed about the name change, i mean i have personally added 23k plus ppl to this site since i signed up, n i think it would have been nice if the administration ask everyones opionion on this, instead of just changin it without no one knowin, n by the way i still have not gotten credit for all the referrals that i sent to this site but thats kool, i wanna know yalls opionion on this or am i the only one that doesnt agree with the managment on here?

To All My Friends!
Hello my dear friends. I'm so sorry for being gone so long. I have plenty of time now. It's been a very long road for me the last few months. My husband and I were in a truck accident/rollover October 23, 2007. He had bumps and bruises, I am still healing, the truck was almost totaled, and we lost my beloved white chihuahua Jan 18th due to an injury from the accident. It has been extremely mentally and physically exausting. I still have a long road ahead of me, but am happy to be here! Anyway, message me, I look very forward to getting back in touch with my friends!!!

New Baby Boy
Just wanted to let everybody know baby is here, he is a little early but he is very good now. He had a rough start and had to be flown to bigger hospital for NICU. It was horrible 1 doctor would say one thing and another would say something else it was crazy, still dont really know what happen. I am just very thankful to the goddess for him and the fact that he can breath now and I can hold him and walk around with him without tubes and alarms. And the fact he only had to be there a week. I know alot of other babies are there longer. He is truely forth the 14 years I waited for him. His big sister is very happy with him also. I have to fight her for him all the time.

School Is In Session
Seriously you need to take advantage of my one time offer of 39.95 i will give ya lessons in spelling and grammer. But wait thats not all if you act now i will teach ya to be a smart ass just like ME. This offer is not available in stores so ACT NOW!!!!!

Written For Me By Warwagon29
Knowing not where I’m going. A place not found on any map. I may get lost, but never will I lose my way. Exploring your low land valleys. Climbing your majestic mountain ranges. Crossing your heartland through your prairies. Trekking along to your wetlands. Arriving at Beaver canyon. Taking in by it’s natural beauty, I carefully descend into your canyon below. As I paddle down Pussy River Rapids, slamming against the countless number of rocks ahead.. Mercilessly dragged along the bottom, holding tightly. Bouncing along until reaching the calm waters of Full Kitty Bay. Enjoying the ride, the joy of my journeys climatic end pulsates throughout my entire body. Forever I'll be in Kittyland.

Why I'm Here
i'm in a long-term relationship that i do not want to leave. nor am i looking to come between anyone elses relationship. but the passion has ebbed from the sex life that i have with the woman i share my life with. i want that passion, that primal sex back in my life. i need the passion. i'm searching for a woman, married or not, or a couple that might be in the same boat as me for mutual gratification. NSA casual relationship. we would only have stolen hours when the opportunity is right for the both of us. no commitments, no obligations. i'm safe, clean, drug and std free, sterile, relatively attractive, discreet, intelligent, good listener and well versed in the art of pleasing a woman. oh, yea, i'm honest and upfront, too. i have joined just about every adult dating site on the web without positive results. i do not believe there are no women in this area that do not have the same interests as me. is there something wrong with how i am stating it? i would appreciate

Check Me Out
come check me out im wicked evil i go by red hair demon my real name is jeffrey but i go by jeff or red hair demon feel free to add me as a friend or become a fan and so on theres lots to do on here but yeah come comment me and stuff

Do You Believe In Magic!!
You can say that i made this blog to actually see if there is a clown spirit in you. Not saying that it has to be there only if you dress up as one. Everyone has a goofy side to em down deep. Sometimes it comes out in awkward moments or just around friends and family. I think of it as a need to get yourself cleansed from all the boredom in adult life. Sometimes humor and humilation is all you have to feel alive.

Herman
One day, a man came home and was greeted by his wife dressed in a very sexy nightie. "Tie me up," she purred, "and you can do anything you want." So he tied her up and went golfing. ************************************************** Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is a husband. ************************************************** A Polish immigrant went to the DMV to apply for a driver's license. First, of course, he had to take an eye sight test. The optician showed him a card with the letters: 'C Z W I X N O S T A C Z.' "Can you read this?" the optician asked. "Read it?" the Polish guy replied, "I know the guy." ************************************************** Mother Superior called all the nuns together and said to them, "I must tell you all something. We have a case of gonorrhea in the convent." "Thank God," said an elderly nun at the back. "I'm so tired of chardonnay." *******************

Regret
If I knew it would be the last time I'd see you fall asleep, I'd tuck you in more tightly, And pray your soul to keep. If I knew it would be the last time I'd see you walk out the door, I'd hug you and kiss you--and call you Back for just one more. If I knew it would be the last time We'd spare a minute or two, I'd stop and say "I love you," Instead of assuming you know I do. If I knew it would be the last time I'd be there to share your day, I wouldn't wait until tomorrow, Letting time with you slip away. For surely there is a tomorrow To make up for an oversight, And we'll always get a second chance To make everything all right. There will always be another chance To say our "I love yous," And certainly there's another chance To say our "What I can dos." But just in case I might be wrong, And today is all I get, I'd like to say I love you, And hope you never forget. Tomorrow is not promised to anyone, Young or

Hormones
The Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his own hands! This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, co-worker or significant other! DANGEROUS: What's for dinner? SAFER:Can I help you with dinner? SAFEST:Where would you like to go for dinner? ULTRA SAFE:Here, have some wine. DANGEROUS:Are you wearing that? SAFER:Wow, you sure look good in brown! SAFEST:WOW! Look at you! ULTRA SAFE:Here, have some wine DANGEROUS:What are you so worked up about? SAFER:Could we be overreacting? SAFEST:Here's my paycheck. ULTRA SAFE:Here, have some wine. DANGEROUS:Should you be eating that? SAFER:You know, there are a lot of apples left. SAFEST:Can I get you a piece of chocolate with that? ULTRA SAFE:Here, have some wine. DANGEROUS:What did you DO all day? SAFER:I hope you didn't over-do it today. SAFES

My Ramblings. Don't Like It? Fuck You.
Ok. First off. Chain letters. The next son of a bitch that sends me a god damn chain letter is going to be hunted down and beaten to death with a dead rabbit. Second. I don't care about drama, just don't involve me in it. YOu put me in it, I'll end it, wether you like it or not. And finally. I am in an INCREDIBLY shotty mood since I found out my best friend on this entire planet has Lymphoma and she will be lucky to live to 23. :'(

Where R My Lesbian Ppl
HELLO LC. THIS IS MY FIRST TIME ON THIS SIT AND I HAVEN'T SEEN ALOT OF LESBIANS I WOULD LIKE TO SEE MORE.CUZ I AM ONE YES THHATS WAT I SAID IMA HAPPY GIRL LESBIAN SO IF UR LES STOP BY TO SAY HI OR WAT EVA JUST SO I CAN C THAT I HAVE A GAY FAMILY OUT THERE.

My Newest Story If U Like It And Wanan Read More Ask Me And I Will Give U A Link
I woke up startled. Head was pounding like I had banged my head against the wall for hours. Spent all night at a local cops bar, drowning myself. My phone was ringing, but I didn’t answer it, I was still lost in my own thoughts. I looked at the clock, it said 4 am fuck, there’s nothing worse then having to go on a case feeling like shit, but I called back the chief. Told me to get my ass down The Ave, there had been another death. Great just what I need another fucking murder on the worst beat in town. I put on my pants and glanced over to the night stand. Looking at a picture of my wife I scowled even worse. Fuck you dear but please make sure the check is on time. Yeah I fucking hate my ex wife, took everything but my pension, probably get that too. I walked over to my bathroom and washed the grit off my face. Locked my cheap motel room of apt, got in the car and drove over to the Ave. I took my gun out of my shoulder holster and put my bullets in while I drove. It wasn’t

Overlooking
Only Odd Has it ever struck you that nobody pays attention to the "normal" anymore? Today, as I was going about my business, it occured to me that people rarely, if ever, stop to observe the "obvious." Why is it that if we come upon someone new in the coffee shop, they instantly command our attention, while we don't take the time to reevaluate the regulars? Most of the time after you've know somebody for long enough we stop observing them like we do the people we haven't known for long. Now I know that i'm not saying anything new here, far from it, but let me get to my point. I was browsing through Myspace today and looking at someone's page that i thought i knew relatively well, when i took a look at his friends list. I was surprised to find that i knew only a handful of his contacts. I have known this person for years and we have been like family for some time, yet i knew only a few of the people he had on his friends list. This made me stop momentarily to ask myself where

Movingggg
well i got my own apartment and i move in tommrow which im really really excited about i mean its kinda small but then again its only me gonna be living there so it cant be that small and one of my friends was helping me move shyt into it like lastnight n tonight well earlier around 12 n shyt but later today im moving the rest of it in like my bed my dresser my computer and bookshelf woot woot and then november third is my 22nd birthday i was thinking of having a party at my apartment but not sure which day i will have the partyyyyy but alls i kno is i want there to be tons of booze

To All My Peeps
TO ALL MY PEEPS, FUTURE PEEPS AND ANTI PEEPS-LOL I JUST WANTED 2 LET U KNOW THAT THE ABILITY 2 BE A FRIEND IS A PHENOMINAL ACCOMPLISHMENT IN ITSELF AND THAT THE WORLD HAS BECOME SO VERY SHALLOW THUS RESULTING IN PEOPLE NOT TRUELY KNOWING OR UNDERSTANDING WUT IT IS 2 BE A HUMAN BEING LET ALONE A FRIEND- (IT'S NOT UR FAULT)- NO ONE TAUGHT U,NEVER THE LESS IT IS UR REPONCIBILITY 2 TRY AND LEARN.SO I FEEL IT IS MY DUTY 2 PULL UR COAT 2 A LITTLE SECRET-BEING A FRIEND DOESNT MEAN THAT WE HAVE 2 SPEAK 2 EACH OTHER EVERYDAY-IT DOESNT MEAN THAT U HAVE 2 DROWN ME IN FAKE COMPLIMENTS OR TELL ME U LIKE MY NEW OUTFIT WHEN U KNOW GOOD AND WELL THAT U HATE IT AND U THINK IT MAKES MY ANKLES LOOK FAT YOU DONT HAVE 2 BE MY EGO SUPPLIER-LOL- IT DOESNT MEAN THAT U HAVE 2 PRETEND 2 WANT 2 JUMP MY BONES EVEN THOUGH UR NOT EVEN ATTRACTED 2 ME LIKE THAT ETC. ETC.-BUT IT DOES MEAN THAT WE MUST HAVE A MUTUAL R.E.S.P.E.C.T. FOR ONE ANOTHER-MUTUAL SINCERE CONCERN ABOUT OUR FRIENDS WELL BEING AND HAPPINESS-THE ROO

Why A Good Guy Can Never Get The Girl
Good guy's you wanna know why you can't get the girl your chasing? It's because theres nothing wrong with you. The kinda hearted woman wants to feel protected in which most good guys can't give that feeling and two self esteem issues in the woman themselves. If she feels like a guy is worst off than she is then she worries less on whats wrong with her and trys to fix him. How is this unfair well the good guy is the one that hears that all men are dogs speech and how how where thought. Write give me some thoughts

A Cold Winter Amidst Spring
There is something about this time of year - with the trees coming into full bloom, among the renewed life cyle of Mother Nature - that brings forth a certain hollowness that is hidden deep within my core. It's not the reminders of the love I do not have, but the love I've had that has slipped away into another realm. It is the memories of those souls who have touched me the deepest, the ties that bind which should never break, that have seemingly unnaturally been severed. It is the deepest of bonds that have been broken, and in turn have left me slightly broken. May 29, 2003 an angel was born into my life. He was called Brayden, and though he wasn't from my body, his spirit was and is eternally bonded closer with mine than any I've come across. He wasn't supposed to live after his second week on this earth. At first, I couldn't bring myself to see him. I didn't want to love someone else whom I was going to lose. I finally mustered up the courage to see this tiny gift. I'll never fo

Sierra
sometimes expecially here lately ive been having a lot of stuff on my mind...well first off i finally broke it off with the good for nothing bf..who until i broke up with him i hadnt talked to in over a week...and lets see work oh dont get me started with work..so i have been a manager for bout a couple months now and working 40+ hours a week and all i get is shit on from them..just because im the 'new' manager doesnt mean shit ive been at that place since it fuckin opened no reason for them to shit on me for...and i am supposed to start assistant manager training soon....and well i dont know if i really want to do this or not..i mean if i want this to be my career...i was in the army for a little over 2 years..been thinking alot about rejoining hear lately..i love the army with a passion..i loved everything i did in the army...even if i got in trouble and got smoked...i loved that....so well i guess i am still up at 5 in the morning wondering where my life is going to lead me...

Leave Me Alone!!!
Leave Me Alone Life is a bunch of shit. Live your own, NOT MINE. Death becomes me. Death is my friend, storing up all I care about. I’ll get it back when I’m gone, RIGHT??? Maybe not. What’s so fucking good about life? Love’s a pain in the ass. Time robs us of all we hold dear. Everyone wants to control Everyone. Who’s the fuckin’ boss??? I wanna kick his ass!!! Leave me the fuck alone, so I can leave you the fuck alone. Don’t fucking condemn me For what you do behind closed Doors! Maybe, just maybe, I’m not doing it! You judge yourself and say it’s me! FUCK YOU!!! JUST FUCK YOU!!! Life’s a bowl of cherries! LOL Too bad they’re rotten! Full of maggots and fruitflies, The stench fills my nostrils! Keep your secrets to yourself! Look to the future??? Thanx a

"hangover"
GOOD GOD!!!! I HAVE SUCH A HANGOVER TODAY! WE HAD OUR HALLOWEEN PARTY LAST NIGHT AND I MADE "WITCHES BREW"!!! I DRANK SO MUCH, MAYBE A LITTLE BIT TOO MUCH!!!! LOL!!!! BUT IT'S ALL GOOD! AT LEAST I DON'T HAVE ANY MEMORY LOSS!!! LOL. JUST A LITTLE HEADACH TODAY, THAT'S ALL...

Boobs
I figured the title would get you in here.I know I am gonna get a bunch of hell for this one but here goes: I would venture to guess that at least 7 out of 10 pics I see on here are boobs, or sexual in nature, yet women continue to complain that they are tired of being treated as sexual objects. Now I kind of understand it coming from the young ones, because well they are teaming with hormones and just experiencing their sexual power. However, for the more mature ladies. If you don't want to be treated as simply a sexual object, than don't post your sexual "objects" for the world to gawk at. I just don't get it. Men are visually stimulated and if you want to be considered as something other than an sperm depository than maybe wait until you know someone a little better before sharing your intimate photos. You are perpetuating the problem for all of us who are tired of being sex objects first and people with intelligence and wisdom to offer 2nd. First impressions are everythi

A Plan For America
You gotta love Robin Williams...... Even if he's nuts! Leave it to Robin Williams to come up with the perfect plan. What we need now is for our UN Ambassador to stand up and repeat this message. Robin Williams' plan... (Hard to argue with this logic!) "I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not heard of a plan for Peace. So, here's one plan." 1) "The US will apologize to the world for our "interference" in their affairs, past & present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Stalin, Tojo, Noriega, Milosevic, Hussein, and the rest of those "good ole boys", we will never "interfere" again. 2) We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with Germany, South Korea, the Middle East, and the Philippines. They don't want us there. We would station troops at our borders. No one allowed sneaking through holes in the fence. 3) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and leave we'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the rema

The Raven Reborn
Raven Reborn The Spirit has come And the time is now For the new raven to arise From its ashes it will fly To reap the souls of those who die Never more! The ravens eye Dark as night While it flies it haunting flight The raven is reborn From stories untold And stories unheard Never less! Like A ghostly streak throught the pitch dark sky The raven watches as it flies A new tale is birth Spawning a new raven for earth By quoting a new scary dread " Never more, never less, always dead"

Birthday Girls...birthday
I would have to say last night was a blast. Wendi (birthday girl) was a riot. Lets just say she had fun in the cage...I will be posting some pics later! I had a great time birthday girl and I hope you did to. I'm sooooo glad that we are friends. Really, you are amazing and I think we will be friends for many years to come! love you lots!

User Support The Troops Or Get The Fuck Off My Page
THERE IS A USER ON LC WHO CONTINUES TO HARRASS AND GET ME KICKED OFF OF LC AND THEY WONT DO NOTHING ABOUT HER. SHE IS 22 BUT ACTS 3. SO PLEASE HELP ME REMOVE HER. SHE DOESNT LIKE ME BECAUSE I TOLD HER HUSBAND SHE WAS WITH MY BROTHER WHEN HE MARRIED HER!!! ITS THE FUCKING TRUTH WHY GET MAD....UGHHHHHHHHHH

My Love Type
Your Love Style is Storge For you, love and friendship are almost the same thing And your love tends to be the enduring, long lasting kind (You've been known to still have connections with exes) But sometimes your love is not the most passionate Leap before you look, and you'll find that fire you crave What's Your Love Style?

Why Not
Every time I think I find this great guy, I am proven wrong! This one just seemed so good, but it turns out that he has some pretty awful habits. When will it be my turn to be happy? Does what I am looking for actually exist? I mean, flaws I can do, I have pleanty. But drugs are a whole other story. I tried to look past it, but the longer I sitck around the worse I feel and less I like who I am with. He knows this. I've told him that I hate it, but I do not expect him to change his habits because of me. I want to leave but I dont know how. Somebody pull me out of this nightmare.

Raffff....meow...
You Are: 50% Dog, 50% Cat You are a nice blend of cat and dog. You're playful but not too needy. And you're friendly but careful. And while you have your moody moments, you're too happy to stay upset for long. Are You More Cat or Dog?

"cute Boy" Poem
You are the cutest boy I ever did see, you’re the cute boy that hurt me I fell hard and fast for you, wish I never would of met you Because of how you have hurt me so, I don’t know how I’m going to love anymore I gave you all of me I guess it wasn’t good enough for the cute boy with all his dreams Because you left me here all alone to go live your life, without me in your arms You say you loved me with all your heart if that’s so true then why are we apart I refuse to ever allow it to happen again I won’t ever fall for that cute boy who hurt me ever again

Chaperone Wanted!
I have a wedding to go to on Halloween (pretty kool I know), If any of my friends know someone who would like to come with or any of my friends want to hit me up. I just don't wanna go by myself (totally lame).

Relaxing
You know, there is nothing better than on the weekend just being able to kick back and relax...It has been a GREAT weekend of doing nothing...the kind of weekend I've needed...I've just sat day, and looked around the net...found this fun little place here...Last night after the sun went down and it was nice and dark I went out on to the deck of my apartment, and just sat there without my clothes for a bit...then I came back in, grabed a book and went to sleep...I am loving this weekend...no cares in the world!

I Suck Even In My Dreams
Last night I had a dream where I was at a bachelor party at my friends house. There where 4 strippers who just happened to be Jenna Haze, Auroro Snow, and 2 other fine chicks one of them kind of looked like Tawny Roberts but wasn't and the other was some cute brunette (all porn stars for those of you who don't know). After they got there they just start dyking out and eating each others pussies, and flirting with everybody. For some reason my friends grandma was home at the time and she was not very happy about the whole scene and called the cops. So everyone was leaving and Jenna told me that her and the other girls didn't have anywhere to go around here and asked if it was ok if they came over to my house and got high. Then instead of the dream turning into some kind of crazy sex orgy with me and 4 hot freaky as hell girls, I actually said that it wasn't a good idea because it was morning and I had to go to work soon. So I know what your thinking and upon awakening this mo

Souls!
You Are a Visionary Soul You are a curious person, always in a state of awareness. Connected to all things spiritual, you are very connected to your soul. You are wise and bright: able to reason and be reasonable. Occasionally, you get quite depressed and have dark feelings. You have great vision and can be very insightful. In fact, you are often profound in a way that surprises yourself. Visionary souls like you can be the best type of friend. You are intuitive, understanding, sympathetic, and a good healer. Souls you are most compatible with: Old Soul and Peacemaker SoulWhat Kind of Soul Are You?

Turns Me Off
I enjoy cyber sex, but what turns me off , is some one that you just meet, and they instally got to, statements like what are you wearing do you give blow jobs guys get to know me first we will get to the sex part, but don't expect me to just jump right in, I am a human, not just a peice of ass

Just A Lil Poetry.......
You ever felt like your emotions were being torn apart? And every time you think of this person, and what's in their mind you know you'll begin wondering exactly what it is youll find and You begin having those thoughts of confliction And the fact that you think of them so much has only made this person become your addiction. Then your emotions began to run wild and you find yourself once again feeling like a child abandoned and trapped in this adult world weeping and whining as if you were a little girl then you find yourself praying to the skis above for mommies comforting hands to shield you from this ugly emotion called LOVE and all the while on the inside you're being torn apart thinking DAMN why did I ever get so involved from the start then reality sets in and you realize that this persons got you hooked and you think to yourself maybe you should step out of your shoes and take a closer look to see if thi

Would You?
1. Would you be in control? 2. Can i get your number? 3. Would you whisper freaky shit in my ear? 4. Would you talk dirty to me? 5. Would you kiss me with a little tongue or a lot of tongue? 6. Would you go down on me? 7. Would you give me a hickie? 8. How many rounds would we go? 9. What would you wanna do afterwards? 10. Would you take off all ur clothes for me? 11. Would you lick and bite me all over? 12. Would you like 4play or get straight to the point? 13. Would you take ur time if I told you to? 14. Would u fall asleep when we were done? 15. Would u want to go fast or slow? 16. Where would u wanna "do it" at? 17. Would u be loud or quiet? 18. Do u think u could make me have an orgasm? 19. Are u gonna re-post these so I can answer them for you ? 20. WOULD U Fuck me TODAY?

Why Are Men Mean???
Why do men have to be mean to the one that loves them the most...My husband use to be able to tell me he loved me regradless who heard...Now there is someone in the way...Long story if you want to know more I will tell you...Anywho I love him and I am going to fight for him I have been with him for 14 years and I will be damned if I am going to let some Ho come in and take him from me...That is how I feel...Why can't men just tell you how they feel without keeping it bottled up I think that is so stupid and It makes me so Mad to know I put my life on hold for him and this is how he treats me Why can't I just Leave oh I know Because I love Him...Katrina

Sex Is Good For You
Sex is good for you It has been known for many years that sex is good exercise, but until recently nobody had made a scientific study of the caloric expenditure of different sexual activities. Now after original and proprietary research they are proud to present the results. REMOVING HER CLOTHES: With her consent....................... 12 Calories Without her consent.................... 387 Calories OPENING HER BRA: With both hands........................ 8 Calories With one hand.......................... 22 Calories With your teeth........................ 85 Calories PUTTING ON A CONDOM: With an erection....................... 6 Calories Without an erection.................... 315 Calories PRELIMINARIES: Trying to find the clitoris............ 8 Calories Trying to find the G-Spot.............. 192 Calories POSITIONS: Missionary............................. 112 Calories 69 lying down.......................... 178 Calories 69 standing up....................

Baltimore Girl
I have just joined this site. Coming from myspace and xpeeps, this one is ok. I like xpeeps for the more xrated looks and I like myspace for my friends and family. That's where I met my boyfriend from. Myspace was my first site and I have enjoyed it very much!!

Whatever
NEW DAY NEW LIFE HOW WOULD U FEEL IF U FOND OUT THAT YOUR BOYFRIEND OR FOR THE BOYS GIRLFRIEND IS CHEATING ON U WITH YOUR PERENTS!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!!~!~!~!~ AND P.S. THAT DID NOT HAPPEN TO ME BUT IT WILL HAPPEN TO YOU ONE DAY I HOPE !~!~!~!~!~!

Bureaucratic B.s.!
The culmination of a three-year investigation by the Bureau of Alcohol Tobacco and Firearms (ATF) and supporting law enforcement agencies from five counties let to the execution of raids upon the homes of officers of the Vagos Motorcycle Club. These raids required over seven hundred law enforcement personnel and resulted in only twenty-two arrests. This was one of the largest operations of this kind in the history of California. This resulted in the confiscation of property from these homes. The ATF cited the confiscation of illegal firearms, drugs and Vago paraphernalia such as vests, patches, T-shirts, jewelry, pictures, etc. Out of the alleged illegal weapons seized, over ninety guns, a large percentage of those weapons were in fact legally registered to Vagos members with no criminal history whatsoever. One member asked an ATF agent why he was taking guns that were legally registered to him and the agent replied, “We’re not finding much and we need these for the news, you’

Rage
Rage is a state of anger so intense that one loses control of one's actions, often regretting what one did in this state afterwards. It can be caused by anything, but is typically triggered by the actions of someone, frequently close to the enraged person. The feeling can also lead to a state of mind that will push a person to thinking that he is capable of doing anything that would seem to be physically impossible. Those in a state of rage usually experience extreme adrenaline rushes, which give them almost superhuman physical strength. A person in rage will also have the sensation that everything is happening in slow motion, due to their brain processing information at an accelerated rate. A person in a state of rage has lost much of his or her capacity for rational thought and reasoning, and is acting, usually violently, on his or her extreme anger. Contrary to popular belief, a person (usually with a lighter complexion) in a state of rage typically has a pale, white face, ins

The Meeting
Hey baby, I miss you so much. I will be happy again when you come online and I can talk to you. Sometmimes we just sit there doing other stuff and not even talking to each other much, however I am comforted by the thought that you are there. I read the words you write, I look at your pictures. I think about you all the time. I dreamt about you last night. I dreamt that you lived far away but could be reached by car. I rented a car to come see you. I packed some clothes and toiletries, loaded the car, filled up with gas. I then got a dear friend to agree to take care of my animals while I was gone. Gave her the mailbox key so she could check my mail and bring it to my house. I mapped out my route. It was going to take me three days to get to you, driving 12 hours a day. I made reservations at a few motels along the way to stay over night. I was going to try to drive straiht through but you would have none of that. You said you were to worried about me and I needed

Deep In The Past
Ok, I just wanted to use this to apologise to all my LC (or is that CT?) friends for ignoring them over the past few weeks. I've been delving into my family history and have been utterly addicted to digging around trying to find all the people I could who might be in my family. I've got possibles back to the 1650s and now have to do the REAL hard work of finding out how all these people link together! I was out of here so long I couldn't remember how to log back in! Ewwwww! Oh, did I mention that I'm now a genealogy bore as well as a golf bore and a ski bore? LOL!

Confusion
You know what i dont get? I dont get why im always the girl that has a lot of friends but no boyfriends. I dont understand why i cant keep a realtionship is there something wrong with me? I mean i think im nice and fun and i think im alright looking i mean i may not be the best looking thing in the world but i look alright i think..Anyways this was just something i needed to get off my chest is all thanks for listening..if you are

What Does Your Blood Type Mean?
Type O People with O type blood are brave, outgoing, fun, courageous and confident. You are very popular and make friends easily. You also are very attention grabbing, and people always notice you. 'What does your blood type say about you?' at QuizGalaxy.com

Fishy
Fishy Current mood: pissed off Category: Life Sometime's I feel bad for my fish. I mean as far as I know fish don't think about a whole lot although Finding Nemo would have us think otherwise. Which could be the reason I am feeling this way in the first place ( I have a 2 yr old so I have seen this movie like 340 times) I don't think that fish feel pain just from being in a tank. A red-and-blue betta and a plecaustomus (?) are the lucky inhabitants of my particular tank. Its the only mix I could find that would actually co-exist peacefully. The tank is more than enough room for them. I wonder though in nature how far one fish travels in its life. I wonder if it is cruel to the fish to keep it confined in the tank. It doesnt ever in its life see a real blue ocean, sea, pond, or puddle. The only blue water it has probably ever been in is that shitty toilet bowl blue stuff that you see them all lined up in at wal-mart. Half of them don't even make it out of those sad little cu

Uninteresting
I'm bored people, Mandy needs to get her beautimous ass online so I have someone to talk to... hopefully Josh gets online soon so I can talk at him too. I need to call the Able instructor tomorrow in upper, to see if she can give me the findlay schedule for the GED exams. No one wants to have to run me into Marion for two hours at 7am. lol, I don't blame em' it would be a waste of a trip to try and go back home and sit for a bit then run back in to get me. I need to get my loser ass a license. As soon as I find out the results of these last two tests, I'm going out to kelly services and going out to Daina here in wharton. Factory job, 8 hours a day... woo... it's a start. Hopefully if I stay long enough, they will hire me on full and I'll get the pay raise to come with it. . . hopefully. I need to get people things for christmas. I'm planning on spending close to $600. I want Cody to come out before x-mas and spend a weekend with me so that I can go out and get him things f

Joe The Adventurer
joe was exploring a danergerous jungle when all of a sudden he was surronded by a bunch of tribal warriors. they had long sharp spears and wore the bones of animals as necklace's. they had the skulls of lions on their heads. standing before joe was the leader of the warriors. he had a huge headdress made of feather's and animal skins. as joe stood there he said "oh god! i'm dead". all of a sudden joe hear's a voice say "joe your not dead yet". joe asked "who said that?". the voice replied "this is god and you are not dead yet". so joe asked god "what do i do now?" god said "walk up to their leader and take out your big knife and stab him to death". joe puzzled asked god "are you sure?" god said "yes i'm sure". so joe walked up to the leader of the warriors and pulled out his knife and stab him to death. joe then asked god "now what?" god said "now you are dead"

Sex Story I Wrote In The 3rd Person (tell Me What You Think)
Its a clear starry night, we're in the back seat of a stretch limo. Just the two of us driving thro town drinking champagne. You're wearing a black dress. When sitting the bottom of it is only about half way down your thighs. I'm in a tuxedo we look like we are going to a special black tie event. i lean over and kiss you softly and passionately. You kiss back and i slowly move my hand up your thigh. My touch is soft and smooth and slow giving you goose bumps. As my hand reaches your pussy I realize that you aren't wearing any underwear. I feel you already soakin wet and i slide a finger into you slowly and deeply. You moan and your body quivers. You pull my face into your and kissing me harder. I then start kissing you on your neck and slowly moving down your body. Touching and kissing you everywhere thro your dress. I get down between your legs throw them over my shoulder and go to town. I lick all around your pussy lips slowly and strongly. I flick my tongue across your clit very lig

When I See You Smile
When I See You Smile - Bad English Sometimes I wonder How I'd ever make it through, Through this world without having you I just wouldn't have a clue 'Cause sometimes it seems Like this world's closing in on me, And there's no way of breaking free And then I see you reach for me Sometimes I wanna give up I wanna give in, I wanna quit the fight And then I see you, baby And everything's alright, everything's alright CHORUS: When I see you smile I can face the world, oh oh, you know I can do anything When I see you smile I see a ray of light, oh oh, I see it shining right through the rain When I see you smile Oh yeah, baby when I see you smile at me Baby there's nothing in this world that could ever do What a touch of your hand can do It's like nothing that I ever knew And when the rain is falling I don't feel it, 'cause you're here with me now And one look at you baby Is all I'll ever need, you're all I'll ever need When I see you smile

Ria's Rants
if i could turn back time to retrieve what was said and to undo the crime for the tears that were shed i want to erase with a clean slate the hurt and pain i've caused i wish to desecrate i hope it's not too late with all might i try to defy the laws so that you may be set free the punishment is mine to bear for you are the innocent being that became the one to be the heir of a wrongful throne of fury passionate flames flare blinding me with ignorance that i long to bury yet in the heat of the moment it came to be and now i am left to suffer the consequences of my actions for the timeline shall circumfer to reclaim his salvation and my redemption

Sexual Iq
You have a sexual IQ of 142 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Mind Warp
We never even knew who you were, a young prostitute never heard. You layed down and spread your legs. He left for McDonalds and that was the end. First we saw you sleeping peacefully. Next they found you eternally sleeping. A voice unknown only to scum. The media on your funeral will all be in fun. A girl unknown only to clients, fought to survive and ended up dieing. One less girl on the streets, one more gone as a family weeps. I stood above you and looked through the floor. I knelt down and wept for a whore. Even with you gone the reality is fresh. No matter who you are you can`t escape death. So this is for you, the dead jane doe, the world will miss out on you not the ho.

My Rising Sign
Your Rising Sign is Scorpio You're so intense and passionate - you're on fire! You want to be an angel or a devil... you can't decide which. No wonder you seem moody and even a little dangerious. You've got some major mystery going on, so work it! Your personality is the strongest of all signs, making you hard to deal with. While you're ruthless to your enemies, you're loyal to your one true love. What's Your Rising Sign?

No More In The Truck
I don't get to ride in the semi with Terry for a good while. Apparently my body is trying its worst at being a traitor. So Doc's orders I get to find an apartment. I am going to miss the road and miss Terry the most. He has Meena to keep him company! I think she get jealous when I set in the truck! My dog has a curious crush on Terry! I get ignored! I have raised this pup all her life so talk about traitor! So now dealing with my kidneys, baby and missing the begeebers out of Terry, I feel like I am going nutters! I am going nutters!

I Like Rough Men
gentle men are fine. i like them as friends. but i only enjoy sex with rough men. i'm looking for a big man who knows how to give me pain and make me cum. r u the one? answer this: ... i'm stipped and tied to the bed posts spread-eagled ... tell me what would u do to my soft white body?

Would U ?
Would you kiss me? [] Hell Yea [] Yes [] No [] Maybe Am I attractive? [] Heck no [] hot as Hell [] Fine [] Cute [] Okay [] Ugly! Do you think im a virgin? [] Yes [] No [] Don't know I look like.. [] A player [] One time thing [] Next bf/gf If you saw me for the first time would you talk to me? [] Yes [] No [] maybe Would you rather.. [] Hook up with me [] Cuddle with me [] Date me [] Friends On a scale of 1-10 (10 being the highest), rate me.. [] 1 [] 2 [] 3 [] 4 [] 5 [] 6 [] 7 [] 8 [] 9 [] 10 Are you going to repost this so i can answer for you? [] Yes [] No [[sure]] What would you want me to be to you? [] Friend [] girlfriend/Boy friend [] Friend with benefits

Alexziq On Juggalos
OK, I felt I want to address this issue, because I know the looks I get from certain people in the underground when they find out I have a taste for this music. And by that I mean when Im asked "You like them?" I get a look as though its beneath me. For example Ill be talking to My friends more into Goth/Alternative, or black friends of mine and theyll say "Really you like them?" So let me try to explain in an intelligant manner as apposed to the braindead FU woot woot explaination some people give. First off ICP, Twizted, and Psychopathic is not just braindead rap rock. There are no drummers, or bands so to speak. Its created the same way the Beasties, or Run DMC did. Its a little more personal though, fans generaly look at the producers like part of the band. Mike E Clark, Fritz the Cat, and Mike P all come from backround in forms of Electronica. Mike Clark was with Primal Scream, Utah Saints, And George Clinton previous to ICP, Fritz is a Detroit Electronica legend whos songs sound

Being Stoned
sitting here stoend out of my mind takeing a trip back in time whell the music playes and the singetr singes i sit abck an dream of happy tiems dude it so good to be stoned the best felling in the world i leve u knwo with one of my most favert lyrics in the world Lord must have his medicine, plenty yellow purple syrup Purest herb, very perved, feel superb, to the curb Snotting up them railroad tracks, mack having a heart-attack Take a Xanex, put it back, bitches bout to get attacked Sometimes I may get down with the crystal methamphetamine Niggas stay up early, I will strain my eyes on your high beams no such thing as of it i stay high as fuck the end

Alexziq: On M. Manson, And Reznor
First off let me say that if you like them don't be offended, this is just my take. People often ask why people of NE Ohio give NIN, and MM such crap. My opinion is this, back in the late 80's and early 90's the old industrial alternative crowds of Cleveland/Akron were very cutting edge for our cities. We had clubs in Cleveland like the Alter House, the Lift, the Phantasy, and in Akron, Carols, and Thursdays. Now for that time it was a lot for a boring state like Ohio. I often snuck into the Phantasy, and Alter House at 16, or 17 years old, We would see Trent there and no one thought anything of him, he was just another gloomy looking dude. Now you see this same guy a year later and he's more or less exploiting our little subculture to MTV, it made some of us a little pi**ed off. When Pretty Hate Machine came out a guy I knew at High school went to Trents going away party at his apartment in the Flats, the pics had Bob Marly, and Rush posters on his walls. Now not to say there is anyth

Braun's Posts
If you want to see the Halloween Party Pics , CLICK HERE So, last night was Braun's Halloween Party. It was much more populated than last year, and I think more fun was had by all. I thankfully finished my witch costume about a half an hour before we had to leave. Tori wasn't able to come, which, honestly made me very sad. It was the first "Big" Braun's evet I have been to without her since we met. Well, except Easter weekend, but... there wasn't some big Braun's party for that. I spent Sat night of St. Patrick's Day with her, as well as the Toga Party. And if you look through my Braun's album, she was there for almost every week I took pics. In fact, I don't remember a weekend she WASN'T there. A lot of people dressed up, and most of the costumes were very cute and fun. A couple were more of a WTF moment, but...*shrugs* what can you do? lol.... I was one of 4 Witches. And I got a free drink chip for participating. I didn't win any places, but I can always try for next

Damn Deer
We just finaly got our 95 Chevy C1500 truck the way we wanted it. We took out the 6banger it came with and dropped in a big RAT 454 bored .060 over with a chip and new injectors to handel the fuel. After putting a shit load of money to drop it and put new wheels and tires all around. we had it in a local car show and got a lot of attention. we were really proud that all our hard work was respected . Sat. on the way to work we hit a deer on a back road we travel daily doing 70 and destroied the passenger side of the truck. Now we have to tear itall apart and start over . What pissed my Husband off the most was that he couldnt eat the damn deer.. LOL Oh weel I guess that what you get when you live in the country... Just had to get that off my chest... Have a great day yall.....LOL

Pround American!!!
The USMC is over 225 years of romping, stomping, hell, death and destruction. The finest fighting machine the world has ever seen. We were born in a bomb crater, our mother was an M-16 and our father was the devil. Each moment that I live is an additional threat upon your life. I am a rough looking, roving soldier of the sea. I am cocky, self-centered, overbearing, and I do not know the meaning of fear, for I am fear itself. I am a green, amphibious monster made of blood and guts who arose from the sea, festering on anti-Americans throughout the globe. Whenever it may arise, and when my time comes, I will die a glorious death on the battle field, giving my life to Mom, the Corps, and the American flag. We stole the eagle from the Air Force, the anchor from the Navy, and the rope from the Army. On the 7th day, while God rested, we overran his perimeter and stole the globe, and we've been running the show ever since. We live like soldiers and talk like sailors and slap the hell out of

Happy Halloween!
First I would like to start by saying that I really need to move into the 21st century and get a digital camera! I wish I had pics to go along with this blog, but unfortunately they won't be done until the end of the week :-( Anyway, the party at Shenan's on Sat. night was a blast! (At least what I remember of it LOL) Everyone looked totally awesome and I swear for myself next year, no more of this cute shit, I'm gonna be scary!...Although everyone keeps telling me I couldn't be scary if I tried! A blessing and a curse I guess lol. Even RJ dressed up as a demon which strangely suits his personality. He was having way too much fun with it though, but who could blame him? The best part of halloween is getting to dress up and act a little different than the norm right? I never got to carve pumpkins but I guess I'll live lol. I'm very proud I've been able to "just say no" to chocolate and candy :-) I promise to have new pics up by the weekend! I'm so excited to get them back a

Tagged!
~*~Tag ~*~ Each player of this game starts with 6 weird things or habits about themselves. People who are tagged should write a blog with their own 6 weird things or habits, and state this rule clearly. Choose 6 people to be tagged, list their names, leave them a comment and tell them they are tagged and to check your blog for details. It's fun! Ok...so here they are.. 1. Even though I am 47, I still go out and make snow angels every time it snows. 2. I am a perfectionist, but only so with myself. I never demand or expect perfection from others 3. After making love, I NEED one piece of dark chocolate, in the shape of a heart, wrapped in red, gold or silver foil. It must be cold and straight from the frig. 4. When someone gives me flowers I enjoy them for a couple of days then hang them upside down in a dark, dry closet for 30 days to dry. I then do one of two things with them. I spray the flowers to maintain their original color and make a floral arrangement out

Mswyatt's Blog
my name is stacie. 26 f atl blk. part-time worker and student. love to read, write, fuck, and make new friends. i also have herpes and looking to meet and talk to hsv 2 folk. anyway i am single with 1 kid. i am also on y messenger. i am anisia_98 on there. i also have 2 groups i host on yahoo and myspace for people who have hsv. have a nice day ms wyatt

Thinking
i was told to come here to view picturesw but now i'm getting pics and it's making me feel so special , i feel very pretty because of the comments that i get so i just want to thank everyone very much you guys are great

Homies
Like a needle in a haystack, True friends are hard to find. That's why I am so thankful, That I can call you mine. When ever I need a shoulder, You're there to catch my tears You've kept my many secrets, Throughout the passing years. You've been there for my triumphs, You've witnessed my defeats I'll remember the good times, And hope the bad ones don't repeat. With you my soul is whole, There's only one thing I never told you Thank you for everything you've done, There's no one else like you.

Craziness
Life these days is just so messed up and complicated. other times just just freakin annoying. like the other day some guy i barely know tells me he loves me then hes just like "oh they're just words" I mean what has the world come to when those 3 little words have no meaning i mean ocme on maybe it is just how i was raised ido but i thought that was pretty stupid mainly after i feel for some guy who i think is just playing me cuz he says i love you and want to be with you but i can't get the guy to have an actual converstaion idk its all messed up to me.. i don;t know what to think anymore but i do think that some people need to grow up

Happy Halloween
An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series of tests, the last of which had left his bodily systems extremely upset. Upon making several false alarm trips to the bathroom, he decided the latest episode was another and stayed put. He suddenly filled his bed with diarrhea and was embarrassed beyond his ability to remain rational. In a complete loss of composure he jumped out of bed, gathered up the bed sheets, and threw them out the hospital window. A drunk was walking by the hospital when the sheets landed on him. He started yelling, cursing, and swinging his arms violently trying to get the unknown things off, and ended up with the soiled sheets in a tangled pile at his feet. As the drunk stood there, unsteady on his feet, staring down at the sheets, a hospital security guard (barely containing his laughter) who had watched the whole incident walked up and asked, "What the heck is going on here?" The drunk, still staring down replied: "I think I ju

I Went Outta Town!
David had to work yesterday (Sunday) so I rode with him up to charlotte and had my brother meet me at his job and come bring me from there to his house to see him. It's been years since I've been able to visit my home town. I spent from like 7:30 till 7 or 8 with my brother and his family and stuff just talking and playing with all the kids mine and his and stuff. David set around when he got off and talked with Charlie my brother and stuff while I visited with SueSue, BooBoo, Lily. It's been so long we had alot to talk about. And I learned some stuff also. But alround it was a great visit. But on the way home David rode so he could go to sleep and the boys both went to sleep. So I'm driving home from a place I really haven't ever drove to and haven't been to in over 5 or 6 years and with all the new rodes I got lost and they was stand still traffic so it took me like 4 and half hours to get home by the time I got home and got everyone in bed and ready for bed and a sleep it was just a

Attention Females*** How To Give Head
FEMALES READ HOW TO GIVE HEAD *Lick, nibble, go up and down the entire shaft, flick your tongue across the head. * Use your hands on the shaft of the penis, his testicle and on other parts of the body. * Kiss and lick things besides his penis: testicles, inner thigh and lower belly are all very sensitive. * Begin by gently stroking, kissing and blowing on the area around the penis, the testicles, inner thigh and lower belly...if he's not yet rock hard he will be in a minute. * Do something that your partner wouldn't expect; such as taking the entire length in one swoop or taking just the head or licking tightly up the shaft and placing a kiss on the head. * Take the penis in your mouth. Become comfortable with it. Avoid using ur hands, hold it in your mouth without involving teeth. Determine how far it can comfortably go in and then honor that time limit so you dont choke too much. A little choking is good just as long as u can handle it * Wrap one hand around t

If We Had Sex.....don't Be Shy....
If We Had Sex....GAME. don't be scared. you never know who really wants to do you! (Reply so only I see it and Repost so others can fill it out). 1. Would you be in control? 2. Would you let me pull your hair? 3. Would you whisper in my ear? 4. Would you talk dirty to me? 5. Would you kiss me with a little tongue or a lot of tongue? 6. Would you say my name? 7. Would you go down on me? 8. Would you let me give you a hickie? 9. How many rounds would we go? 10. What would you wanna do afterwards? 11. Would you take off all your clothes then take mine off slowly? 12. Would you lick and bite me all over? 13. Would you like to play or get straight to the point? 14. Would you want me to take my time? 15. How freaky are you, 1 - 10? 16. Would you want me to go fast or slow? 17. Where would you wanna "do it"? 18. Would you be loud or quiet? 19. Would you mind if i liked you? 20. Would you do it today? 21. Would you do it tomorro

Gemini- **may21-june21**
Ever heard the saying "Been there. Done that?" chances are it came from a Gemini. They are always changing...they are the eternal Chameleon. You never who you are fucking that day. They have had sex. A lot of sex. Probably because they are in a constant state of flux...always looking for the new high. The biggest turn on for a Gemini is: LOCATION LOCATION LOCATION. Here is just a smattering of places that I know Geminis have fucked: In the elevator of the moseleum of Forest Lawn Cemetary DURING A FUNERAL. Wine cellars in nightclubs. Vip Areas of Theatres. Public Parks. The 18th Hole of a private golf course. In the center of a race track just as the flag was going up. On various Gym equipment at numerous health spas. A football stadium during the SuperBowl. A Balcony railing at Mardis Gras in the French Quarter...just to name a few. If it's shiny...they will want it. They are big on DRAMA so be prepared for them to set the mood for sex no matter WHERE you might end up. They WILL take t

The Marsden Grotto
This is about 2 miles from where I live Marsden Grotto, South Shields The Marsden Grotto, locally known as The Grotto, is a public house located on the coast at Marsden in South Shields, Tyne & Wear. The pub is unique in being the only 'cave bar' in Europe. The Grotto is now a pub/restaurant serving mainly seafood. The Grotto is partly dug into the cliff face and fronted with a more conventional building opening onto the beach. Currently The Grotto includes a large bar, the inside cave with another bar and pool room, a bistro, a heated terrace on the beach and a full restaurant upstairs. Access is either by lift from the car park or by a zigzag stair case on the cliff at the side of the building. The lift is housed in a brick shaft rising from the front of the building. There have long been tales of hauntings at the Grotto, mainly relating to a smuggler who was reputedly murdered by his fellow criminals after selling information to HM Customs. It is said that he was

What Would You Say
N = No M = Maybe Y = yes Would You? [_] Come To My House To Do Nothing But Chill? [_] Slap Me? [_] Kiss Me? [_] Let Me Kiss You? [_] Watch A Movie With Me? [_] Take Me Out To Dinner? [_] Take A Shower With Me? [_] Take Me Home For The Night? [_] Let Me Sleep In Your Bed? [_] Repost This For Me To Answer Your Questions? [_] Lock Me In Your room And Take Advantage Of Me? [_] Let Me Make You Breakfast? [_] Tickle Me? [_] Let Me Tickle You? [_] Stick Up For Me Uf I Was Being Put Down? [_] Instant Message Me? [_] Greet Me In Public? [_] Hang Out With Me? [_] Bring Me Around Your Friends? Do You... [_] Think I'm Cute? [_] Want To Kiss Me? [_] Want To Cuddle With Me? [_] Want To Hook Up With Me? Am I... [_] Smart? [_] Cute? [_] Funny? [_] Cool? [_] Loveable? [_] Adorable? [_] Great To Be With? [_] Attractive? [_] Mean? Have You Ever... [_] Thought About Hooking Up With Me? [_] Found Yourself Wanting A Kiss From Me? [_] Wished I Were There? [_]

The Truth
" As we grow up, we learn that even the one person that wasn`t supposed to ever let you down probably will. You will have your heart broken probably more than once and it`s harder every time. You`ll break hearts too, so remember how it felt when yours was broken. You`ll fight with your best friend. You`ll blame a new love for things an old one did. You`ll cry because time is passing too fast, and you`ll eventually lose someone you love. So take too many pictures, laugh too much, and love like you`ve never been hurt because every sixty seconds you spend upset is a minute of happiness you`ll never get back."

Souter Lighthouse
This is about 500 metres from the Marsden Grotto in my last blog History: Souter Lighthouse overlooks the cliffs of Marsden Bay, high above the rocks and notorious currents of the Whitburn Steel that have wrecked dozens of ships and claimed the lives of many mariners. Originally the intention was to build the lighthouse on Souter Point which is mid way between the rivers of Tyne and Wear, but it was then decided it would be more visible from Lizard Point, a mile further north. It retained the name, Souter lighthouse, as there was already in existence a Lizard Point lighthouse in Cornwall. Souter lighthouse was built in 1871 but much of what you see in the building today dates from the 1950's when the main engines where installed. Although the lighthouse is now under the ownership of The National Trust it is still in working order was once home to Grace Darling's niece Isabelle in 1881. Phenomena: Ghost tales surrounding the lighthouse are many and include a Poltergeist infestati

Too Thin?
Dying To Be Thin... Anorexia, Bulimia and Eating Disorders by Sep 27, 2006 Splashy images of desireable women in seductive poses attired in alluring clothes and bedecked with fashionable accessories...every magazine and tv channel bestows us with the vision of how we should appear to insure love, happiness and eternal success. Yet, most of the world rarely fits into this preconceived ideal of modern society. Life rushes ahead with its ceaseless demands. Women sigh and control sometimes the only thing in their life they feel able to, their food. So we hide our emotions behind our denial and seek solace in the power we feel when denying ourselves food(anorexia) or comforting ourself until we are sick(bulimia) or any combination thereof. I know. I am a recovered anorexic. For many years, my life spun out of control because i felt helpless to know I had the power to control it. Mistakenly, I controlled the only thing I could and became severely anorexic though totally un

Match Maker
A young lady visited the government matchmaker for marriage and requested - "I'm looking for a spouse. Can you please help me to find a suitable one?" The marriage officer said, "You're requirements please." "Well, let me see. Needs to be good looking, polite, humorous, sporty, knowledgeable, good at singing and dancing. Willing to accompany me the whole day at home during my leisure hour, if I don't go out. Telling me interesting stories when I need companion for conversation and be silent when I want to rest." The officer listened carefully and replied, "I understand. You need a television."

Sad
I just need 2 rant to some1 so ill put it on here. My mom is in the hospital and we dont know if shes gonna make it. She had a heart attack and it was really bad. I told her that she shouldnt eat 2 much grease and stuff but she didnt listen. I dont know what to do. Im angry and sad and confused. I need some1 to cheer me up so leave a comment or something

Winters Pass!
Well what can i say but winter is here !! i love how the snow blankets the land announcing its arrival in full season! Canada's a great place for winter unfourtnately the tendency to hibernate swings into daily life!!! Im currently attending a baking certificate program at a the northern alberta institute of technology and its great ! christmas time is nearing and i cant wait to debut my newly found pastry skills! Anhoyz cherrytap is quick and clean and fresh!!! peace

Me: Inside A Crazy Lesbian
so i was talking to my friend today about the times ive bin mistaken as a boy so ill tell you. ok so my girlfriend and i went to sine in for volentering at bumpershoot and when we got up to the stand the lady said " can i help you gentalmen?" and my girlfriend was like were girls! this other time when i was snowbording this girl asked me if i was a boy so i told her i was and had her fooled for like 5 minets. oh this didnt happen to me but this one time my friend and i were in the girls bathroom and this little kid walks in and my friend says "this is the girls bathroom!" and the little kid looks at her and says "i am a girl!" it was so funny!

St Hallows Eve
the night before halloween ! woo-hoo my favorite time of the year ! actually went to confess my sins well kinda...... I'm not catholic he wasn't a real priest but all in fun! check it out if you want on myspace sunshyne video production pics

Yo Yo
So... have you guys ever read cliff notes? Ok well now... imagine you really wanted to read the WHOLE book, the real one, not some edited version just giving you the over all idea of what its about. You wanted all of it, all the details and the jokes and even the boring stuff... but instead all they had was the Cliff notes... So you seatle until you can actually get the full version. So for now you read the cliff notes, short sweet, not REALLY the book but better than never evening know what the book was about... right? Right! So lets just say Im reading fucking cliff notes and hoping that I dont get over it before the real book is avalible! I know... my analogies really suck!

I Am So Sick Of Fakes
mostly guys like to be fake they pretend they are someone that they are not. for example cody "king" keith he goes around on here telling everyone that he is dating them when he is really just messing with there heart. to be totally honest he did it to me. now i dont beleive anything he says and does. and i know for a fact that i am not the only one he has done this to. i have talked to other people that he has done this to and i just wanted to warn the females out here. i now know that it is dumb to date someone for seriouse over the computer unless you have met them before and were dating them before they moved.

Wow
The other night I was in the hopsital I had an asma attach..So I was in the hopspital..Then when i got out like 20 min later my Grandma died My all thats wat she was..And not shes not here anymore I am so said..BUt when I found out she passed away that night...I was crying so hard I couldnt breath so went back to the hospital becuz my anut was freaken out...It sucks ass...Im so sad I miss her so much....I wish I would have got to say god bye to her but I didnt get to so i feel really bad..She is watching over me but its not the same becuz I cant say good bye to her..Im like really depressed..I miss her soooooooo much... Well this is my good bye to her... I love you grandma you where and still are my all..Im glad I had you around while I did you meant alot to me..And Our family..I love you thanks for watching over the family..With love always and forever your in my thought dreams and hope... I love you grandma... LOve always... Sabrina...

H*rny
I'm horny...maybe not so much horny as I am bored...ladies if you are bored and/or horny hit me up on my Myspace:http://www.myspace.com/duhb or on my Email Dub20194@sbcglobal.net maybe we can work out something like a 3 way or something on the side. sorry to be so blunt but this is how I am when I get like this.

Common Sense
A FRIEND SENT THIS TO ME AND IT MAKES SENSE (WELL MOST OF IT) LOL ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ FIFTEEN THINGS THAT IT TOOK ME OVER 50 YEARS TO LEARN by Dave Barry 1. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night. 2. If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will achieve, its full potential, that word would be "meetings." 3. There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness." 4. People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them. 5. You should not confuse your career with your life. 6 Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance. 7. Never lick a steak knife. 8. The most destructive force in the universe is gossip. 9. You will never find anybody who can give you a clear and compelling reason why we observe daylight savings time. 10. You shou

Johnny From Tas
Hi welcome to my first blog Im wading neck deep through material for my guitar exam on Friday. I'm really keen to meet or chat to local girls but Ive got time for you all. really new to this site I hope your all loving it and having too much fun Johnny

To All Soldiers...
Having a love one in the service has been both difficult and rewarding. This is for all who have fought the fight, and who stand up for all. Although I am not an American, I am in there for you in spirit and in hope and prayers. My prayers to all in the Service. May God Bless you all and bring you home safely to the ones who love you and miss you. Please Repost and let your fellow Servicemen and Servicewoman know you support them and let them know your prayers are with and for them. God Bless you all.... Love Jackie Dedication to our soldiers.Add to My Profile | More Videos

Just Another Joke
A cute young woman is giving a man in the barbershop a manicure. The man says, "How about a date later?" "I'm married," she answers. With a wink he says, "So, just tell him you're going out with your girlfriends." "Tell him yourself," she says. "He's shaving you."

Poem- He Loves Me
My man loves me so you can sit there and glare at us with jealousy in your eyes rolling your neck and sucking your teeth because you cant have whats mine Look at you showing off your womanly parts and whispering your snide remarks laughing with your friends and looking in our directions only because you envy the fact that im getting my mans affection wearing your long fancy weave trying to hide your nappy roots wishing you were in my shoes so he could knock your boot Not even for a day!!! Dont let the classy exterior fool you gurl cause i will never let it go down that way I could care less about yall's pass or what you and him might have had. Because thats old news it aint happening girl its over and done with like a passing fad I hear you talking to your friends about how you thought he just gave you the eye. But he sitting with me with his hand on my knee caressing my thighs Please believe if he wanted to leave, I love him but im not making him stay Ye

Radio
An old lady received a new radio at the lunch as a door prize and was writing to say thank you. This story is a credit to all humankind. Dear Safety Harbor Middle School: God bless you for the beautiful radio I won at your recent senior citizens luncheon. I am 84 years old and live at the Safety Harbor Assisted Home for the Aged. All of my family has passed away. I am all alone now and it's nice to know that someone is thinking of me. God bless you for your kindness to an old forgotten lady. My roommate is 95 and has always had her own radio, but before I received one, she would never let me listen to hers, even when she was napping. The other day her radio fell off the nightstand and broke into a lot of pieces. It was awful and she was in tears. She asked if she could listen to mine, and I told her to kiss my ass. Thank you for that opportunity. Sincerely, Edna

Blue'e Blog
WELL LADIES,BLUE IS IN THE HOUSE,AND HE I LOOKIN FOR THOSE FREAK'S IN THE SHEET'S.I JUST DON'T WANT TO FUCK!I AM KOOL LIKE THAT AND JUST LETTIN YOU FEMALE'S KNO,NOT A STRING ATTACHED,JUST THE G-ONE THAT I LIKE LICKIN KITTY KAT'S.AND IF YOU NEED HELP WITH IT LET ME KNO,K.DICK ISN'T BAD EITHER,CUM FIND OUT!AND FUCK ALL HATER'S,WHINER'S AND FAKER'S! LOVE YA THE BLUE ONE!

October Hottie!!! Lol
OCTOBER=HOTTIE Trustworthy and loyal. Very passionate and dangerous. Wild at times. Knows how to have fun. Sexy and mysterious. Everyone is drawn towards your inner and outer beauty and independent personality. Playful, but secretive. Very emotional and temperamental sometimes. Meets new people easily and very social in a group. Fearless and independent. Can hold their own. Stands out in a crowd. Essentially very smart. Usually, you ever begin a relationship with someone from this month,hold on to them because their one of a kind.

Add It Up
See how many of these things you have done, BUT you have to add up the money amount along the way, then post the amount that you are as the title of the bulletin such as "I'm worth 15.50 " or "I'm worth $300.50" or something like that. ****NOW IF EVERYONE IS HONEST - THERE SHOULD BE 0.50 TACKED ON TO EVERYBODY'S TOTAL - (DON'T? LIE!... :) Smoked pot--$10 Got drunk, passed out and don't remember the night before--$20 Went skinny dipping-- $5 Had sex in a pool-- $20 Kissed someone of the same sex-- $10 Had sex with someone of the same sex $20 Cheated on your g/f or b/f -- $10 Cheated on your g/f or b/f with their relative or close friend--$20 Done oral-- $5 Got oral-- $5 Done / got oral in a car while it was moving --$25 Prank called the cops-- $5 Stole something-- $10 Stole something worth more than a hundred dollars--$20 Had sex with someone 10 years older-- $20 Had sex with someone under 21 and you are over 27--$25 Cried yourself to sleep-- $5 Cried during sex--

Friends
I'd just like to let all of my friends know that i'm going to start a new album on my profile. where i take my favorite friends and post there pictures in it. I'll be sure to let you know via comment or message before i do this. That way you can tell me no if you want or e-mail me a better picture. I'm going to start doing this on friday. If i don't hear back from anyone then i'll jsut assume that you don't care.

Happy Halloween Every One
I wish every a Safe & Happy Halloween. For you guys who love to play pranks, Play it safe and don't hurt any one. Couple years back my daughter got hit in the face with a paint ball and almost took her eyes out. That was not cool. But they got there's. Just say Anarchy society !!! P.S. Don't eat to much candy or you'll explode. -Hannibal

New Guy
Thought I would start this one and see what comes of it. As you see, I'm new to this site. Just wanted to throw a blog on here, maybe some more people will come and checkout my site because of it. Add me as a friend if you like! ;) Have a great day!

Hounddog33
What you see is what you get out of life live it to the fullest with no regrets. Have fun,enjoy,find that sepcial person and live the life that is what it is intended for. So party hard, party long and just do what you half to do.

This Is True Ladies!
I cannot be more clear, and guys will agree with me girls!!! We don't care if you talk to other guys. We don't care if you're friends with other guys. But when you're sitting next to us, and some random guy walks into the room and you jump up and tackle him, without even introducing us, yeah, it pisses us off. It doesn't help if you sit there and talk to him for ten minutes without even acknowledging the fact that we're still there. We don't care if a guy calls you, but at 2 in the morning we do get a little concerned. Nothing is that important at 2 a.m. that it can't wait till the morning. _______________________________________________ Also, when we tell you you're pretty/ beautiful/ gorgeous/ cute/ stunning, we freaking mean it. Don't tell us we're wrong. We'll stop trying to convince you. The sexiest thing about a girl is confidence. But not cockiness. _______________________________________________ Yeah, you can quote me. Push us down on the couch

The Glass Staircase
The Glass Staircase! By Mathew F. Silva I look at the path before me that I am about to start on it seems to go on forever as I look up these massive but most beautiful of stairs made completely out of glass I fear it may break underneath me as I take my first step at first it seems as if though the glass is thick and strong and leads me to believe this path will be smooth and pain free. As I make my way up I start hearing a cracking and feel a sharp pain in my bare feet upon further inspection I see that the higher up I get the more brittle the glass gets and it starts to cut my feet an urge to turn back around tugs at me and this urge only gets stronger as I go higher the glass cutting my feet deeper and deeper with each step but I stay strong and continue on my path up this beautiful but fragile path. Upon reaching the half way mark of my journey the glass gives way and I fall through but at the last minute I catch my self with a single hand the glass digging into

Friends
HATS SHREK W/OUT DONKEY? WHATS Minnie W/0UT MiCKEY ? WHATS PIGGLET W/0Ut P0OH ? WHATS PATRiCk W/0Ut SP0NGE BOB ? WHATS MEE W/0UT U . . . SEND THIS TO ALL tHE PPL U LUV 0R FRiENDS U NEVER WANNA LOSE. If you get this back, you are loved -- BiGTiME.

Welcome To My World
Well in honor of Hump Day I thought I'd give you all some dirty jokes to brighten your day. Three sisters wanted to get married, but their parents couldn't afford it so they had all of them on the same day. They also couldn't afford to go on a honeymoon so they all stayed home with their new hubbies. That night the mother got up because she couldn't sleep. When she went past her oldest daughter's room she heard screaming. Then she went to her second daughters room and she heard laughing. Then she went to her youngest daughter's room and she couldn't hear anything. The next morning when the men left the mother asked her oldest daughter, "Why were you screaming last night?" The daughter replied "Mom you always told me if something hurt I should scream." "That's true." She looked at her second daughter. "Why were you laughing so much last night?" The daughter replied "Mom you always said that if something tickled you should laugh." "That's also true." Then the mother loo

Torment Of The Soul
Late of night and the darkest hour, dreams of torment enter your mind. The sight of crimson flowing like a river to stain your hands with your lovers blood. Pain swelling, grasping your heart. Tears of sorrow swell and fall. Ripped aways from the ones you love, struggling through this life of h***. No smiles to comfort your soul, as it wonders if it can mend. No warm imbrace of your lovers arms. No safety from the torment that lay beyond. Noone to comfort you tortured soul. Noone to fill this empty void i call my heart....

Shawn Malloy's Blog
Has anyone noticed that Cocoa Krispies are now one again being represented by Snap, Crackle, and Pop? No more faggoty monkey. Did anyone like the faggoty monkey? I didn't. I like cereal mascots that have something to say. It's not like I can make out what Snap, Crackle, and Pop are trying to tell me when I pour milk all over their tiny little bodies, but it's okay. It's way more informative than that poo flinging, tree swinging, half retarded, half inbred gaylord monkey. I already know that your Cocoa Krispies are so chocolately and that everbody wants your Cocoa Krispies. I want to talk about things that matter like politics, religion, professional wrestling, what's new on Tivo, etc. I hope you fall out of a tree you gay aids infested monkey mascot. In other news Campbell's has bought out Spaghetti O's. The days of Franco American are OVER! At this rate anyone could be next. It could even be Chef Boyardee. Better look out for that beefaroni.

Bad Days??
Need to distroy things come to my house everyone else does So why is it that when you work hard at something others take it on themselves to distroy what you have done? Take my Halloween decorations for one. I worked hard putting tons of stuff up and making it so that everything looked great. Then I go away for the weekend and come home to it being distryed. Yes it was windy and I am sure the wind did some of it but I know after lloking at what I had cleaned up that it was not just the wind! Someone has broken it! So now all of my stuff is down. I am so hurt I am sick! Why the hell do people have to be so damned hatefull. I do nothing but try to be kind and helpfull to everyone and i get kicked in the ass for it over and over. and now it is slammed in my face by someones cruel actions. My kids are all upset because everything is down and they do not have a soopky yard anymore. Their friends all know that my house is the one to come to for great candy and decorations but now

Greg
3/4 cups finely crushed graham cracker crumbs 1 tablespoon sugar 2 tablespoons butter, melted 1 package chocolate pudding and pie filling 3/4 cup sugar 1 cup milk 1 square Baker's unsweetened chocolate 3 8 ounce package cream cheese, softened 3 egg yolks 2 teaspoons vanilla 1/4 teaspoon salt 3 egg whites 1 cup sour cream Combine graham cracker crumbs, sugar and melted butter. Press on bottom and sides of a greased 9-inch springform pan. Combine pudding mix, sugar and milk in saucepan. Add chocolate. cook and stir over medium heat until mixture comes to a full boil. Remove from heat. Cover surface with waxed paper and set aside. Beat cream cheese until fluffy. Beat in yolks, vanilla, salt and pudding. Fold in egg whites. (Odd. Says nothing about beating the egg whites first. Hm. Well, I would.) Pour over crumbs in pan. Bake on lowest rack at 425F for about 35 minutes or until center is set lightly when touched. Cool 4 hours. Spread top with sour cream.

Testing Only
Some of my friends and I came up with this Idea. Its quite possibly a long stretch do get it done but I would be honored, if this Idea actually does come about. Part of her life story is in my blogs under Raven. Here is a little back ground story. Many do not know I have a severely Handicapped daughter. I contracted toxoplasmosis, no it is not an old wives tale it is something VERY real. It is a bug in laymans terms that inflicts itself on the host and if pregnant the unborn child normally killing that child. Its contracted from feral or outside cats that eat birds and other things to live. Not common but can be found in indoor cats as well. With that part all said. Raven wasn't supposed to survive but through prayer and love and her strong will she turn 9 this year. She is severely handicapped. She has the mental state of a new born. The startle reaction you get from a newborn the flailing of the arms ad the kicking of the legs and so on.

Under Construction
Oh yeah I guess I had to be one of the "cool kids" and sign up for for the cherryTap too ...well I'm still fingering out all of the holes ... I'm sure I'll get her licked soon ;)...and now back to your regularly scheduled programing.

Show Me You Care..
My friends list is getting to be a list of random people whom i never speak to.. I'm going to delete a few from it, not to offend but so I can concentrate on the people I get on with.. If you want to be my friend, please message me or contact me somehow.. Thanks and Happy halloween P xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx