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Guys Dont Accept It...but Its True
The problems with GUYS : If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are IN LOVE with him; If u Don't , he says u are PROUD . If u DRESS Nicely , he says u are trying to LURE him; If u Don't , he says u are from VILLAGE . If u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN ; If u keep QUIET , he says u have no B RAINS . If u are SMARTER than him, he'll lose FACE ; If he's Smarter than u, he is GREAT . If u don't L ove him, he tries to POSSESS u; If u Love him! , he will try to LEAVE u.(very true huh?) If u don't make love with him., he says u don't Love him; If u do !! he says u are CHEAP. If u tell him your PROBLEM , he says u are TROUBLESOME ; If u don't , he says that u don't TRUST him. If u SCOLD him, u are like a NANNY to him; If he SCOLDS u, it is because he CARES for u. If u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED ; If he BREAKS his, he is FORCED to do so. If u SMOKE , u are BAD girl;
Kingslayer- How 2- Series
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Change Of Address
Off The Couch....
But every major movement began with someone the average person thought was 'weird'. I, however, am harmless. I'm just too honest with myself, and therefore often too honest for most. What I believe, I am entitled to, for we are all entitled to our interpretation of things. But I accept nothing as 'true' on faith. I must be certain of truth before I can repeat it. Call me a Gnostic if you must. A seeker after knowledge. Ultimate Truth, would be more like it. This I would share with you. If only you would hear me. Ever wonder about the stars in the sky? Have questions you want answered, but don't know who to ask? So did I. Ever wonder why the universe is so vast? Why life seems so unfair? ESPECIALLY if we only get ONE, as many believe? Why the good die young, and the wicked seem to live long? Just what is 'wicked'? Can you be the judge? Neither can I. At least not yet. Let me get to know you first. All of that to say this, before you judge me as weird or unsavory, get
My Honor....
SAVE ME...IRAQI WAR! I get alot of static when I post my personal views on the war in iraq...but understand please, I do not have any political views on the war...I just know that I have alot of great and close friends there that are missed...some have returned home and sadly even though they step off the plane on their home ground they're no longer themselves.....
The Ups And Downs Of 69
The 69er got its name because the numbers are head-to-toe — as you are when you're doing it! Put simply, it's a sexual position that allows each of you to give and receive oral sex simultaneously. The usual position is you on top of him, with your bottom pointed toward his face, genitals lowered so he can lick them. Meanwhile, your mouth is positioned above his penis. Because you're giving and receiving pleasure at the same time, some claim a 69er is the ultimate erotic sensation. Others find them to be ultimately frustrating: It's all too easy to get lazy on your end! If your partner's working his magic and you're about to climax, it's common to forget about his pleasure and try to get away with a few lackluster licks. That's why many people try 69ers in their youth and then decide they're too much work. Big mistake, ladies: They're a great way to add naughtiness and variety to a stale sex life, and with a few simple adjustments, they're easy to master. Here, the ups and downs of h
So Stupid They Crack Me Up
I have decided to start posting the dumb messages and shouts that I get from time to time. They really are so ridiculous that all you can do is laugh. February 2, 2008 hi sweety..if u want excitement,if u want watch my hard and wet d**k and if u have cam add me, or give me u r address plz..... :)wht u want i do for you.... and look my another pic. maybe u like.. :)
From Our Movie Date(fromjenn)
Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. Have fun! 1.I have been in school most of my life and still haven't graduated. Lmao! 2.I was born with dyslexia, but have over come any problems with it. 3.I have a big habit flirting with the ladies, but I'm harmless as can be.I find ladies interesting and amusing and all of them Beautiful. and seems like they never run out of things to say. 4. I'm what they call a "Metrosexual" clean freak . I bathe around 4 or 5 times a day, brush my teeth about 12 times a day, change clothes about 4 times a day.etc: 5. I was born in NYC, but raised mainly in the south. My Dad is Native American, My mother 1/2 Native American and 1/2 American. 6. I love all k
The Nerve Of Some People
I went to dinner with my family this evening and while waiting for my kids to get their ice cream, my youngest apparently tripped over this "gentleman's"(I use the term very loosely) foot. Now I admit my son, who's 4, was not being a perfect angel, was running around when this occured. this "gentleman" threatened to call the sheriff' department over an accident. I could barely keep my temper in check as this weasel kept asking me who was going to pay his medical bills if he needed medical attention even after I apologized. Come to find out from some of the employees at this establishment that this jerk is a regular there and is always complaining about someone or something. If this schmuck thought he could strong arm me into giving him some kind of payoff by threatening me with calling the cops he is barking up the wrong tree. Using this guy's logic then I should call the cops anytime I get bumped into while walking down the street. Accidents happen. We can thank the "Ambulance Cha
What Color Is My Aura
April, the brightest color in your aura is Orange Contrary to popular myth, auras are actually multi-colored energy fields that can be divided into seven primary layers. Having Orange as your brightest color means that the second layer of your aura is the most vibrant. You have exceptional abilities to use your feelings as your mental, physical, and spiritual guides. Your keen awareness of your emotions allows your energy to move freely through the Emotional layer of your aura, where energy most often gets stuck for others. This can help you avoid a variety of emotional and physical ailments. What Color Is Your Aura? We don't need a psychic to tell us that you're giving off a Gold vibe. You couldn't ask for a better color — a glistening gold aura is as good as it gets. A lively blend of yellow and orange, gold people are happy, playful, energetic, sensitive, and generous. Always up for adventure, you'd give a friend in need the shirt off your back. You're spiritual, too —
So how many of you get shouts like this in your shoutbox?? I get one almost every day...sometimes about giving head sometimes about licking pu**y and anal and all sorts of other things....Misterfeet gave me this great response though :D Many Smiles April ♥
Bambi's Blog
i haven't been coming on here as much as i used to becuas some wierdos started harrassing me. first there was this guy with a mullet then these to girls started messing with me,calling me fake. that's what that wierd guy was sayin to. saying i said i was a model and i never did. he was really crazy i think. so i made my profile private n changed my default pic. i dont need the negative attention. i jus come on here to vent someitmes, chat n have fun. i'm not makin it my life.
What A Heart Wants
I am sitting here trying to contact my love and realizing tonight I am not going to get the chance to say goodnight. So I sit hear looking at his picture and Bam! my heart starts to ache and I struggle to keep a tear from falling onto the keyboard. I think of all the stuff I have been through and I ask myself..what is it that my heart wants? And I came up with the following list...thought I'd share. My heart wants: * to be loved for me, not my looks or what I have * to be respected * to be cared about and maybe put first sometimes * to be happy without feeling bad because of it * to never be broken, abused, or dropped. My heart wants to love someone unconditionally, completely and perfectly... My heart wants to be apart of a family, so it can grow stronger. My heart wants to feel the passion in a kiss. My inner most so fragile, so longing for love. My Prince Frederick... Since I met you, I have felt my heart little by little rebuild itsel
Private Rants
words are nothing. just empty hollow shells. i deserve a little more honesty instead of the senseless dribble i've been told by every swinging dick. is it so much to ask to actually be liked or perhaps even loved GENUINELY and honestly??? im so sick of being told the same thing a million times. compliments only count if you honestly mean them. not half-assedly hand them out. i have never once in my life felt special to anyone. there were a few time i thought i was but that always turns out the same way. lies. well guess what im sick of being forced into living a lie. fuck your mom with a stick, no KY up a tree running backwards with a squirrel. OK?! i understand perfectly that this is not the place to find anything that im looking for and if i did it would be a effin miracle! i wanna feel the warmth of a loving embrace. i wanna hear affectionate words that have meaning and truth to them. i dont wanna be just a 'pretty face' i wanna be someones somebody. im sick of feeling hollow. why.
30 Day Fu Owned
Show My Real Wife Some Fubar Love
why must they use your kids to hurt you.keep them from you.and use them to get what they want when they want it.its not fair to me are my lil girl.if she dont get what she wants from me it just more hurt and more time from my daughter.and i try to give her what she want just to see my lil girl,but it shouldn t have to be like that,why cant she grow up and see she is hurtin more then me in all of this.i just wounder if there are any women left at all that wouldnt do that to get back at someone,deep down i know they are but cant be many left.
Purplesky Proud Member Of "the Independent Family"
Do You Want Me ??? Do You Think You Can Win Me ???? Well Come Get Me !!!!!
What: DDR Live Staff Auction Who: Any Fubar Member Can Bid When: February 10, 2008 Time: 2:00 p.m. EST Where: Dirty Deeds Radio Lounge BILL OF SALE: DJ Nilla Owner ~ Dirty Deeds Radio * Fu-Owned for One Month * Rate all pics 11's during HH * Personal Mic Time * Personal Phone Call * Guest DJ - 1 Show * Pimped out in Bulletins, Lounge, & Homepage for 1 Week Dani aka DJ Smurfette General Manager ~ Dirty Deeds Radio * Fu-Owned for One Week * Rate all pics 11's during HH with comments * Personal Cam/Mic Time for 1 hour * SFW Salute DJ Tazman DJ Manager ~ Dirty Deeds Radio * Fu-Owned for One Week * Personal Cam Time Babz Head Promoter ~ Dirty Deeds Radio * Fu-Owned for One Week * Rate all pics 11's during HH * Personal Phone Call
Small Miracles
Sometimes we wander through life wondering what someone would do for someone they care about - how far out of their way would they truly go to help comfort and be there for a friend? This weekend, I got that answer! I had started talking to someone on here on her birthday, which just happens to be days after mine, yet we have now been on each others friends lists for over a year (it happens). We became good friends really quickly (and I would say after this weekend, I would call her truly one of my BEST friends)! We talked on here and then on the phone for the past few weeks, always talking about being there for each other and one day getting together. Then this past week happened, and it was anything but a good time. I may have had one or two good things come about, but it was overshadowed by 9 or 10 bad things. By Thursday night, I was depressed out of my mind and was not in much of a talking mood, yet there were a few for whom I made the exception (as I always would), and
Cool Bully
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*simply Me*
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I HATE peanut butter 2. I eat extremely healthy 3. I drink only Pepsi 4. Me elbows are double jointed *yes they are* lol 5. I have a medicinal background; yet majored in Criminal Justice. 6. Prior to college - I on'y completed up to 6th grage and read my Moms college books; and scored a 274 on my GED. Ranking highest in Math and Science... *truth* 7. I am full of piss and vingear; yet I taste really good!!! :P 8. I don't have a mean bone in my body. 9. I can fake accents extremely well. 10. I'm the only person in my immediate family who has never battled addiction of any kind. People I'd lik
down rating son of bitches....grrrrrrr you know who u was if your not going to rate a good number than dont rate at all fucker.... have a good night honey xxxxx This guy made my day... Devilman d...: lol fu-choke? wow you have NOOOO LIFE ->Devilman d...: go fu-choke on something.... Devilman d...: Hey the first thing i seen is we should have sex...first thought is WOW what a whore ->Devilman d...: thanks for givin me a 2 just made my day I fucking love fubar..hating son of bitches.I guess Im The fu-whore ....Cause of teh icon in my pic wtf. Wow people really take shit serious on here.Im not going to say another thing about anything..I have a life..:(
Turn Back Time
i wish i can turn back time where everything was good in life! and not so fucked up:( my family fighting and shit and being hurt in the pass!i wish it would all go away!
My Yahoo
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My Vip!
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Organized Clutter
Bertrand Russell: Three passions have governed my life: The longings for love, the search for knowledge, And unbearable pity for the suffering of [humankind]. Love brings ecstasy and relieves loneliness. In the union of love I have seen In a mystic miniature the prefiguring vision Of the heavens that saints and poets have imagined. With equal passion I have sought knowledge. I have wished to understand the hearts of [people]. I have wished to know why the stars shine. Love and knowledge led upwards to the heavens, But always pity brought me back to earth; Cries of pain reverberated in my heart Of children in famine, of victims tortured And of old people left helpless. I long to alleviate the evil, but I cannot, And I too suffer. This has been my life; I found it worth living. Intertwined 3/5/08 You might be going through withdrawal from me, But it's gonna be ok baby, I'll give you all of me, everyday while you're so far away.
My Dog Sam
i had to put my dog sam to sleep tonight. he was the best thing ever. he was a short haired lab. i was friends with him for 15 years. ive lost most of the things in life that i loved. but he was always there. when i came home from iraq he was there. he never lied to me he was always true.
The Norwegian Nordic Rune Poem
1. Wealth is a source of discord among kinsmen; the wolf lives in the forest. 2. Dross comes from bad iron; the reindeer often races over the frozen snow. 3. Giant causes anguish to women; misfortune makes few men cheerful. 4. Estuary is the way of most journeys; but a scabbard is of swords. 5. Riding is said to be the worst thing for horses; Reginn forged the finest sword. 6. Ulcer is fatal to children; death makes a corpse pale. 7. Hail is the coldest of grain; Christ created the world of old. 8. Constraint gives scant choice; a naked man is chilled by the frost. 9. Ice we call the broad bridge; the blind man must be led. 10. Plenty is a boon to men; I say that Frothi was generous. 11. Sun is the light of the world; I bow to the divine decree. 12. Tyr is a one-handed god; often has the smith to blow. 13. Birch has the greenest leaves of any shrub; Loki was fortunate in his deceit. 14. Man is an augmentation of the dust; great is the claw of the
The Icelandic Rune Poem
Wealth source of discord among kinsmen and fire of the sea and path of the serpent. Shower lamentation of the clouds and ruin of the hay-harvest and abomination of the shepherd. Giant torture of women and cliff-dweller and husband of a giantess. God aged Gautr and prince of Ásgarðr and lord of Vallhalla. Riding joy of the horsemen and speedy journey and toil of the steed. Ulcer disease fatal to children and painful spot and abode of mortification. Hail cold grain and shower of sleet and sickness of serpents. Constraint grief of the bond-maid and state of oppression and toilsome work. Ice bark of rivers and roof of the wave and destruction of the doomed. Plenty boon to men and good summer and thriving crops. Sun shield of the clouds and shining ray and destroyer of ice. Týr god with one hand and leavings of the wolf and prince of temples. Birch leafy twig and little tree and fresh young shrub. Man delight of
The Anglo-saxon Rune Poem
Wealth is a comfort to all men; yet must every man bestow it freely, if he wish to gain honour in the sight of the Lord. The aurochs is proud and has great horns; it is a very savage beast and fights with its horns; a great ranger of the moors, it is a creature of mettle. The thorn is exceedingly sharp, an evil thing for any knight to touch, uncommonly severe on all who sit among them. The mouth is the source of all language, a pillar of wisdom and a comfort to wise men, a blessing and a joy to every knight. Riding seems easy to every warrior while he is indoors and very courageous to him who traverses the high-roads on the back of a stout horse. The torch is known to every living man by its pale, bright flame; it always burns where princes sit within. Generosity brings credit and honour, which support one's dignity; it furnishes help and subsistence to all broken men who are devoid of aught else. Bliss he enjoys who knows not suffering, sorrow nor anx
Eleven Hints For Life
"Eleven Hints for Life" 1. It hurts to love someone and not be loved in return. But what is more painful is to love someone and never find the courage to let that person know how you feel. 2. A sad thing in life is when you meet someone who means a lot to you, only to find out in the end that it was never meant to be and you just have to let go. 3. The best kind of friend is the kind you can sit on a porch swing with, never say a word, and then walk away feeling like it was the best conversation you've ever had. 4. It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives. 5. It takes only a minute to get a crush on someone, an hour to like someone, and a day to love someone-but it takes a lifetime to forget someone. 6. Don't go for looks, they can deceive. Don't go for wealth, even that fades away. Go for someone who makes you smile because it takes only a smile to make a d
In Love......
I met someone on here....we fell in love..I'm moving to be with him soon...I'm extremely happy! The end! P.S....Have a great day!
Hi everybody   This week I am releasing "Whore's for you" which stars Naomixxx where the curvy babe is wearing a red see through fishnet dress and thigh high black PVC boots   Naomi has been booked as a escort for a afternoon of fun where she lays on the bed and is asked to play with herself while fucking herself with a dildo   It is not long before I give her a helping hand and Naomi is soon looking for a real cock to play with   To see all the samples and the video clip check out   Enjoy   James Wildfowler Hi everybody   This week I have released the conclusion of Road Block which stars the voluptuous Kaicee Marie getting fucked outside   See Kaicee riding cock in the great outdoors one way then the other before being taken form behind where she is shagged hard before Kaicee is flipped over and it is not long before her big tits are covered in spunk!   Over 14 minutes of bran
People Crack Me Up...
People absolutely crack me up. Seriously! First of all, to sit back and intentionally start shit and then say "Oh, I don't wanna start anything..." is just ridiculous. You either wanna start something, or ya don't. If you don't, then don't. But for God's sake, if you're gonna start something, own up and take the hit! Then there's the matter of getting your friends in on it. I know it's probably a much nicer feeling to have an army behind ya, but come on...why drag everyone else into your petty little game? If they made the choice to involve themselves (which I suspect is the case, considering...), then so be it. But really, if you can't do your own dirty work, you're better off sitting in a corner somewhere eating hair. Which brings me to the point of research. If you need someone else to get you on your shit-starting soap box, why would you bother in the first place? And if that’s really the case, that would be one thing, but it's an entirely different matter to keep ta
Thought For The Day
DAMN, I just need to get laied......... Ya know ya want to sing along LOL No-one on earth could feel like this. I'm thrown and overblown with bliss. There must be an angel Playing with my heart. I walk into an empty room And suddenly my heart goes "boom"! It's an orchestra of angels And they're playing with my heart. (must be talking to an angel) No-one on earth could feel like this. I'm thrown and overblown with bliss. There must be an angel Playing with my heart. And when I think that I'm alone It seems there's more of us at home. It's a multitude of angels And they're playing with my heart. Chorus repeats. I must be hallucinating Watching angels celebrating. Could this be reactivating All my senses dislocating? This must be a strange deception By celestial intervention. Leavin' me the recollection Of your heavenly connection. A senior monk and a junior monk were traveling together. At one point, they came to a river with a strong current. As t
Kitty Litter And Plungers
You know what? I just don’t think I can take much more. It’s been a crazy couple of months, but I really felt like I was keeping on top of things. But it always seems to be the small, bizarre things that finally put you over the edge. I run home for a quick cup of coffee. And you know how it is. You look around and try to figure out which household chores you can get done in 45 minutes. Throw a load of laundry in. Sweep the kitchen. And cook up a pound of hamburger to go with "God knows what". But my 15 minutes of "me" time are soon over and it’s time for the next errand. It's time to pick my daughter up from basketball. Grabbed my purse and ran out to the car. And of course plow into the garbage can backing the car out of the garage. This is no big deal in the grand scheme of things. It’s just a chunk of plastic. But I say a quick prayer that the bags didn’t break open, as I will be dealing with a large amount of kitty litter if they have. Nope, all is well, but I do have to
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Titty Twister (come Get Drunk!)
Come on in to the TITTY TWISTER!!!! This is a FAN/ADD/RATE bar! It’s a great way to have fun, have a few drinks and meet new people! HOW TO BECOME A PATRON: To become a patron all you need to do is Add/Fan/Rate and buy a drink for EVERYONE in the bar! HOW TO BECOME A BARTENDER, BOUNCER ETC.... 25,000 fubucks will get you a position in bar (as Bartender, Bouncer, DJ, Stripper, Designated Drunk Guy/Girl) 25,000 fubucks will get you your own table (as Waiter or Waitress) 50,000 fubucks will get you BOTH, your own table and a position in the bar ALL WHO HOLD A POSITION IN BAR (Bartender, Bouncer, DJ, Stripper, Designated Drunk Guy/Girl, Waiter, Waitress, etc.) WILL BE ENTERED IN A MONTHLY DRAWING FOR A 7 DAY BLAST OR 1 MONTH VIP!!! THE RULES ARE AS FOLLOWS... 1. You MUST fan/add/rate and buy a drink for EVERYONE in the bar! 2. You MUST have a salute to enter the TITTY TWISTER 3.If you were invited by someone or found this bar through som
A Poem I Had Written For Robert At Xmas..and A Pic He Drew For Me.
Latin American Xchange Lounge
Hey FU Peeps there's a new lounge called Latin American Xchange... Plays the hottest in Reaggaeton and had just opened.. Looking foe bouncers and greeters.. If intrested hit me up or just subsrcibe to the lounge
How To Treat Back Pain
Do you know when to use heat or cold therapy for an injury? If not, a recent review article by two University of Washington sports doctors, Matthew Karl, MD, and Stanley Herring, MD, can be your guide. Karl and Herring point out that the application of superficial heat to your body can improve the flexibility of your tendons and ligaments, reduce muscle spasms, alleviate pain, elevate blood flow, and boost metabolism. The mechanism by which heat relieves pain is not exactly known, although researchers believe that heat inactivates nerve fibres which can force muscles into irritating spasms, and that heat may induce the release of endorphins, powerful opiate-like chemicals which block pain transmission. Increased blood flow occurs in heated parts of the body because heat tends to relax the walls of blood vessels. That's one reason why sports doctors recommend that you steer clear of the practice of heating up already inflamed joints. Heat appears to be best for untightening muscles
I Got Tagged
I got tagged by my lovely friend Sandy Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1) My middle name is Tracey - so I am ET!! Thanks mum and dad :D 2) I have two cats although I prefer dogs! 3) I love speed (not the drug!!) and want to learn to ride a motorbike - I would love a Yamaha R1. My gawgus mate in the States is gonna teach me YAY 4) I used to cheerlead for an English American Football team 5) I lived in Germany from about 6 months old til I was 5 6) I love music and sing badly 7) I have a designer handbag and sunglasses fetish! 8) I have a weird sense of humour 9) Most of my friends think I am completely random :D 10) I'd love to be
Been seven months today since the old lady passed away. Some days are good, some days aren't so easy. Trying to do what she'd do today, having my morning coffee in her favorite cup, watch the game tonite like we would have. Maybe play some of her Pogo games that she liked. Yeah, I know.. I should just move on and deal with things. ..but its not as easy to do as it is to say.
Touch Me !
im gettin tired tat ppl complaine bout ratin dem bac.. if i have da time i will rate em bac..i neva ever wud complaine bout shit like dat!! Have you ever been in love Been in love so bad You'd do anything To make them understand Have you ever had someone Steal your heart away You'd give anything To make them feel the same Have you ever searched for words to get you in their heart But you don't know what to say And you don't know where to start Have you ever found the one You dreamed of all your life You'd do just about anything To look into their eyes Have you finally found the one You've given your heart to Only to find that one Won't give their heart to you Have you ever closed your eyes and dreamed that they were there And all you can do is wait For the day when they will care Have you ever loved somebody so much it makes you cry Have you ever needed somethin' so bad you can't sleep at night Have you ever tried to find the words but they don't come out ri
I Got Tagged!
I got tagged by my lovely friend tra71. Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1) I've nearly been hit by lightening 5 times. 2) I'm owned by two cats and I'm allergic to cats. 3) I collect gemstones. 4) I collect mooses. 5) I'm allergic to pork. 6) My thumbs and pinkies are double-jointed. 7) I enjoy old musicals. 8) I enjoy reading sci-fi. 9) I've been on crutches 13 times and now own my own pair. 10) I have werewolf blood from my mom's side of the family. I tagged: MishNumber1...WendiPooh...sxyrebel...JADE aka Flirtin With Distaster...kenny the concert man
I Got Tagged
I got tagged by my lovely friend Ems AKA Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1) I was born in Germany lived there until I was 2 2) I have traveled the US except for 7 states (Alaska, Hawaii, Maine, Massachusetts, N. Dakota, S. Dakota, and Montana) 3) I love to watch Hockey, Go Avs! 4) I am double jointed arms, hands, hips :P 5) My favorite past time for stress relief is coloring 6) I had an article written up about me when I returned to the states at the age of 2yrs. 7) I stopped smoking, April will be two years 8) I like collecting dragons 9) I find serenity in the ocean 10) I'd love to be a zoologist/ marine biolo
How To Properly Crop Your Fubar Pictures
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I've Got Tagged
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Goodbye Fubar.....for Now...
Well a few weeks ago I posted a blog saying I was taking some time away from Fubar.Well I did that so I could get some things together so I couod move from akron ohio to MD to be with the love of my I am in Md and back on Fubar and ready to kick ASS!!! me some love ya all!!
My Daughter's Contest
Yep she is in another contest already... This one is on Marks page... the link is below.. Here is the link to Jennifer's contest first..... Here is the link to Marks Page. ... check his blogs out while your there... Mark11779@ fubar
Last Day
Help her out click down below and vote Thanks   We are going for 1 Year VIPs 75K Each All Help appreciated Click either pic and bomb away Thanks Almost done; 4,500 comments left for Auto 11 bling ALL HELP APPRECIATED AND PAID BACK THANKS
A Very Wise Piece Of Wisdom
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I Miss Her!
February 13th is almost here again and that means that it has been almost 1 year since I lost my Mom to Pancreatic Cancer. She fought a long hard fight for almost 4 years but in the end, the Cancer won. My brother and I went up the week before to see her and spend some quality time with her and watched her stand up when we walked in the door to being bedridden in that one week. It hit hard and fast. It was a horrible thing to watch but I am so glad that I went. I would not trade this experience for the world but I have learned alot in the past year from that. My mom would never say the "C" word. She had alot of faith in her doctor's and in God. She just knew that she would beat it but you know how that went. I wish that I could get her back cause there is so much left to say to her and so much yet to learn from her. I really miss her alot! God bless you Mom and I really really miss you!
George Bush Needs A Job!
This person needs a job. This individual seeks an executive position. He will be available in January 2009, and is willing to relocate. RESUME GEORGE W. BUSH 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue Washington, DC 20520 EDUCATION AND EXPERIENCE: Law Enforcement: I was arrested in Kennebunkport, Maine, in 1976 for driving under the influence of alcohol. I pled guilty, paid a fine, and had my driver's license suspended for 30 days. My Texas driving record has been "lost" and is not available. Military: I joined the Texas Air National Guard and went AWOL. I refused to take a drug test or answer any questions about my drug use. By joining the Texas Air National Guard, I was able to avoid combat duty in Vietnam. College: I graduated from Yale University with a low C average. I was a cheerleader. PAST WORK EXPERIENCE: I ran for U.S. Congress and lost. I began my career in the oil business in Midland Texas , in 1975. I bought an oil company, but couldn't find a
Movie Reviews
It takes place in Rome. Its the story of the child cizer. its a very good movie, a good story, and a nice plot. It gets you involved in the story. One of the Constantinople fighters is a HOTT girl, which is totally kick ass. she is a bad bitch. I give this movie 3 stars!!! * * *
Stop And Think
Mandy and Austin have been going out since 7th grade, now they are in 11th grade. Mandy has been thinking of breaking up with him. One Friday afternoon, on their 5th anniversary, Mandy and Austin where talking over the phone: (Phone ringing at Mandy's house) Mandy: Hello Austin: Hey Baby Girl, how is it going? Mandy: Alright, u? Austin: Pretty good, so are u still up for the movie? Mandy: Im sorry i can't go, i promised my little sister that i would take her out to eat today. Austin: That sucks Mandy: Im really truly sorry Austin: Its all right, so can u got tomorrow then? Mandy: I cant, sorry, i have to go with Alyssa and her boyfriend to the mall. Austin: U know, it seems like u have been avoiding me this past few days. First u cant go out to dinner with me because u have a paper due, then u cant come over because u are to tired, and today during passing periods u totally ignored me. I had something i wanted to give to u. Mandy: Im sorry, im
American Ingenuity
Ok so I had flipped on the news by accident and they had an old news story up about how a whale had washed up on the beach dead in the 70's....It was starting to rot and the smell was horrendous. What do we do with it, how do we get rid of it was the question. The Dept of Transportation had no idea what to do about it. For me, being a rational man, common sense would tell me to just toe the carcass out to deep water and let the scavengers feed on it. Now this was my thought, just making it clear......Well they started debating what to do and they came to a consensus that it needed to be cut up so they could dump it somewhere to let the wild life feed on it. They then decide to use the method they use on large rocks. They blow them they contact the Navy and the Navy wires the dead whale up with explosives to break it up into pieces. In reality, they prolly put enough explosives on it to sink a destroyer. They ignite it before crowds of people to see how it'd wor
Whats Wrong With This Joke?
Superman was feeling bored after a long day of crime fighting and wanted to go out and party, so he called Batman to ask if he wanted to go to a club and pick up some girls. Batman said Robin was ill and he had to look after him. A little disappointed, Superman called Spiderman to see if he fancied a few beers. Spiderman told him he had a date with Catwoman As a last resort, Superman flew over to Wonder Woman’s apartment to see if she was free. As he landed on her balcony, he saw Wonder Woman naked on the bed with her legs open. Superman thought to himself: "I'm faster than a speeding bullet. I could be in there, have sex, and be out again before she knew what was happening". So Superman did his Super Thing in a split second and flew off happily. Meanwhile on the bed, Wonder Woman said: "Did you hear something?" "No", said the Invisible Man, "but my ass hurts like hell." ok i know its like whats the fucking point..well the point is that the entire..3r
Duty Calls
I just thought I would let you all know that I will not be around for about a week. I wished I had a new laptop computer so I can continue to keep in touch with you all. I will be away on duty with my unit. For those who do not know, I am a reservist in the U.S. Coast Guard. I will be in Corpus Christi for a week and I do hope I hear from each and every one of you. Please take care and I hope all goes well for those who take the time to read this. You have my deepest thoughts. Pete
Smart Ass Answers
SMART ASS ANSWER #6: It was mealtime during a flight on American Airlines. "Would you like dinner?" the flight attendant asked John, seated in front. "What are my choices?" John asked. "Yes or no," she replied. SMART ASS ANSWER #5: A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets. As a man approached, she extended her hand for the ticket and he opened his trench coat and flashed her. Without missing a beat, she said, "Sir, I need to see your ticket not your stub." SMART ASS ANSWER #4: A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store but she couldn't find one big enough for her family. She asked a stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?" The stock boy replied, "No ma'am, they're dead." SMART ASS ANSWER #3: The cop got out of his car and the kid who was stopped for speeding rolled down his window. "I've been waiting for you all day," the cop said. The kid replied, "Yeah, well I got here as fast
Antwaans Rants And Raves
YOU NEED 2 GET ON MY TEAM!!!!! THATS REAL WALKIE TALKIE!!!!! Make on Snapvine | Copy This
An Old Poem
It Began with a smile a Few tears, here and there.. When that Coffee Shop closed I knew life wasn't fair. Summer days were over Bitter nights would soon become: my only source of existence. My Greatest days were done. As a child, I knew I was beautiful not a fallen star in the sky... could take away my pride; could make me want to die. As much as I know now, I'll never be the same.. I'm left with all my grief.. left with all this pain. The year you came to me held the worst days of my life You made me smile a bit- You made the world look bright.. Even when the Blood was spilling from the war... You were smiling there When I was on the floor: Begging me to live when EVERYTHING was gone.... The year you came to me Was the Year the Hate was gone. In another day, [you're gone] in a moment, [perhaps for years] In another day, [I die] Contemplating my greatest fears In another dream [you touch me] In another reality [I scream] In another moment I'll
This Is Kewl!!!
About Me
ok ive been here a week now and im still getting the hang of this site. Ive had a few helpers and i tyvm for that kinkstar princess rbk and iriegirl. Mostly ive just added random people and rated pics and what not to increase levels(hated being a newfu lol). So now im gonna post this blog to see which of all the people i added actually wanted to meet or just wanted points too. I am 37 years old and a single father. I have 2 teenage kids(one boy, one girl) and i have them full time. I like a very wide variety of music and movies, it mostly depends on my mood for the day. I consider myself to be intelligent and every1 on my friends first comments about me would be that im funny(not on this blog obviously but get to know me you'll find out). Imvery open minded and completely non judgemental. I dont have the time in my life to point out what other people should or shouldnt be doing and its not my place anyways. I love all of my local sports teams(i live in the detroit area). I like t
For Karen Only
Now that i've pissed you off maybe you can try to learn what a slave is. You are just a sub. You do what you choose to do in accordance with your Master's wishes. You give no regard for his feelings, desires, or concerns. As long as he exhibits control over you, you are satisfied, although that control is not and never will be real. Do not continue to slander the reputation of the slave. You will find yourself punished more than your Master ever could imagine. You cannot tell me you are a slave when you go behind your Master's back and do things you know he would not approve of. You are a wannabe. The sad thing is that i told this to your Master and he says that i am the wannabe. I am the one with the real life Master. I am the one with the real life collar. I would never dream of stabbing my Master in the back. Get a real life. Quit being so damned codependent and start being a real slave or give it up.
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Stroke Your Dicks To This One
It is 10am. I already talked to you once online today. Told you about my morning shower I was so horny I brought myself to three amazing orgasms. Thoughts of last night had gotten me so excited I couldn't control myself. Last night was fun. I made you cum with just my words. Typing out a seductive fantasy that got you so hot you just had to release. It was such a rush knowing I had that kind of power over you. And it made me so fucking horny. At least it was a quiet day. I could sneak off to the bathroom and cum again during lunch. I checked my email, went on Facebook and played a turn at scrabble, made a few calls. So frustrating when all I wanted to do was lie in bed and fuck myself into a blissful coma. That's when the Fedex arrived.....I weren't expecting anything......Oh my god! It was from you. I couldn't imagine what it could be but after last night the ideas that flashed through my head soaked my panties. I hesitantly opened the box, trying to be discreet so my co-wo
What Kinda Of Tarot Card Are You?
You are The Star Hope, expectation, Bright promises. The Star is one of the great cards of faith, dreams realised The Star is a card that looks to the future. It does not predict any immediate or powerful change, but it does predict hope and healing. This card suggests clarity of vision, spiritual insight. And, most importantly, that unexpected help will be coming, with water to quench your thirst, with a guiding light to the future. They might say you're a dreamer, but you're not the only one.
A Poem For Someone Special
Close Here we are a world a part why do you feel so close to me you make me smile bring laughter too help wipe away a tear or fear you enrich my life with kind words kindred soul open loving heart amazed to find you in this world that can be unfair a twist of hand you are there swaying the balance
You've Been Tagged!!
So my friend Nate introduced me to this website..Much thanks!!.Im addicted already!!!!
Fun Stuff
It's harder than it looks! *Use the 1st letter of your LAST name to answer each of the following...(*They have to be real places, names, things...nothing made up!) Use different answers if the person in front of you had the same 1st initial. (WHICH BY THE WAY IS HARD IF YOU ALREADY READ THEIR ANSWERS) You CAN'T use your name for the boy/girl. 1. What is your last name?............... Wisnefske 2. 4 letter word.............................. Word! 3. Vehicle: ..................................Willys Custom 4. City / Neighborhood: ...............Waunakee, WI (only one of that city in america) 5. Boy Name: ...............................Wayne 6. Girl Name: ................................. Winona 7. Occupation: ............................Welcomer 8. Something you wear:..................Water Skis 9. Food: .....................................Wok Style Stir Fry 10. Found in a bathroom:...........Water... 11. Reason for Being Late...........Wasn't the
Tag Your It !!!!!!1
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I consider Olympia, Washington my hometown. 2. I hate being nagged about stuff or told I cant do something... 3. I love arts of many kind, both as paintings and as tats... 4. We have had WAY too much snow this year... I am in the wrong state lmao 5. I am very very opinionated and love to question things I dont think is right. 6. I can handle beer, only after I have had some hard stuff first. 7. I can read about a book and half a day even with the kids fighting. 8. I love to clean so it only takes me an hour and a half at the most to clean my house... 9. I collect roses and collectors plates 10. I k
The Steam Room
It was around 4:00 in the afternoon when I finished my workout. I had an hour to shower before I had to get to work, as my shift started at five. I had pushed myself really hard today, trying to stick with my new year's resolution that has already helped me tone up quite nicely. I thought to myself, "Since I have an hour to spare, I'm going to treat myself to the steam room". I love steam rooms. The heat, the moisture, the smell of eucalyptus. I can feel the wonders it's doing for my body, ridding it of all impurities. The gym was fairly dead, and no one had even used the steam room all day it seemed – there was barely any steam and it wasn't too hot. I turned on the system and walked across to the far corner and sat down on the top step. Within minutes the faucets were pouring jet after jet of hot steam into the room. It became very dense in the air, and I inhaled the heavy scent. The heat slowly draped over my body, sending shivers up my spine. This seems like as good a place
Come On In We Need You
COME TO THE VAMPIRES DEN FOR GREATS MUSIC AND GREAT PEOPLE CLICK THE PIC BELOW TO ENTER POWERED BY INSOMNIAC RADIO (repost of original by 'TIFFY~Mid's creaming on my hot apple pie slutstick in traning** I.B.I.C*Dani's hoe*' on '2008-02-03 12:49:02') (repost of original by 'DANI ¢¾ Slim's Wifey ¢¾*Tiffy's Bish*Mid's Slutstick¢â*I.B.I.C**CLUB Far**' on '2008-02-03 12:50:25')
Life's Path
Life is nothing more than our path to death, We are born to walk with each breath, To enjoy our walk is up to us alone, Through us the truth is always known, Beauty, ugliness, and all we see, This in truth is our legacy, To close our eyes as we take this walk, To never take the time to hear or talk, These are things we must not do, For this path we take is our legacy true, To share that which we observe and learn, These are things for which we all yearn! This is my take on life I hope I didn't offend anyone.
f you're under the age of shouldn't even read this, and if you do, you should not repost this. Just because you were born in '97 doesn't mean you're a 90's kid. It's not like you could remember the original Simpsons. I am sorry but three conscious years of the 90's just wont cut it. You're a 90's kid if: You remember watching: -Doug -Ren & Stimpy -Pinky and the Brain -AAAAAAAH Real Monsters! -Rockos modern Life. -Animaniacs -Gargoyles You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!" You just cant resist finishing this . . . "Iiin west Philadelphia born and raised . . ." You remember: -Step by Step -Family Matters!!! -Dinosaurs -Boy Meets World!!!! You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons. You remember reading "Goosebumps" You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not When everything was settled by: -rock paper scissors or -bubble gum bubble gum i
Jeep Alarm Advice
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For The Ladies
So, what's the point of this blog? Well, most guys can wank in about a minute. Most of us ladies need a little more time than that. Like Jeff Foxworthy once said, women are like diesel engines. It takes us time to get going, but once we're running we can go a LONG time. This technique will get you off fast, so you know you're not left waiting several hours until your not-in-the-mood man's asleep before you can get some relief. Here's the scenario: Your man just called. He had a shitty day at work, and he's all pissed off. He is so grumpy that all he does is grump at you, and you try to placate him with soothing words and promises of a peaceful homecoming as you gently end the call. Meanwhile, before he'd called, you'd been thinking about what sexy lingerie you should have on for him when he gets home. You have on his favorite heels and everything, and you've even cooked his favorite meal. Your pussy is moist and your nipples are tingling. You imagine his lips brushing the side o
My Poems..
With just one touch You make me realize so much How i have never loved someone so much And how I coul love you so much more Than I thought I could Than I thought I would But I want you to understand I'll always be here to lend you a hand I will always believe in you And I would never think of being untrue I want my love to be your blanket in the cold And for our love to never grow old Every moment we share I will try to show you how much I care If I ever fail to express... It's doesn't mean I love you any less Just look into my eyes And you'll see no lies You'll just see how much you mean to me You'll see that you will always be The person who makes my heart sing You are simply, ......MY EVERYTHING!! By: Samantha Lewey I want to know the you That has yet to be introduced I'm talking about the you That you've been keeping to yourself I want to know your most recent fantasy You know, the one that just tickles your fancy I want to know each and e
Like Anyone Is Going To Read This
The Perfectionist (the One) Perfectionists are realistic, conscientious, and principled. They strive to live up to their high ideals. How to Get Along with Me Take your share of the responsibility so I don't end up with all the work. Acknowledge my achievements. I'm hard on myself. Reassure me that I'm fine the way I am. Tell me that you value my advice. Be fair and considerate, as I am. Apologize if you have been unthoughtful. It will help me to forgive. Gently encourage me to lighten up and to laugh at myself when I get uptight, but hear my worries first. What I Like About Being a One being self-disciplined and able to accomplish a great deal working hard to make the world a better place having high standards and ethics; not compromising myself being reasonable, responsible, and dedicated in everything I do being able to put facts together, coming to good understandings, and figuring out wise solutions being the best I can be and bringing out the
Fake Ass People
everytime something happens i think, "it's ok i have friends." but when its time that i would think a friend would call NO ONE is ever there. i stepped out on a limb thinking i would have someone to catch me if i fall but when i fell NO ONE was there. i tried to be around for people hoping only for the favor returned but when i needed people to be around NO ONE was there. so maybe i'm selfish or evil or mean, but i don't care i decided that i won't be there for them i just needed someone so bad, but NO ONE was there. So someone please explain to me? WHAT is the Thrill and excitement of being FAKE? I am tried of getting f*cked around and dicked off by people that think they are cool by being how they're not. GROW THE FUCK UP! If all you are here to do is Fuck with people then you have issues you need to have checked. Seriously don't you have better things to do than just see how many people you can tear apart or make feel like crap. Here's my thought.... you
Just 5 Minutes Please
I Hate Life.. & Guys :(
Why do guys always turn out like jerks? seriously i dont understand.. all they want is sex right.. but in order for a guy to really respect you and want to be with you for more than sex, you cant act like a whore.. but the only girls that get a lot of attention on here..DO! we have to show our tits... have nsfw pictures.. be "hot"... in order to get the guys attentions! and if youre skinny that helps.. so if you arent you have to show off those tits more so that they will notice you. the self esteem issues i have etc... its not like you understand.. but im sorry if YOU are going to be mad about me having to show myself. how about you tell me how to get their attention. over 1/2 the guys on here are just here cuz they want some or they are completely old and ugly and have never had anything in their life so the net is all they have. i just want to talk to someone who doesnt care that i have nsfw pictures and just wants to talk to me and get to know me.. and is my type of co
THIS IS A GIVE AWAY! And I need your help! Had several people helping me get started but now I seem to have lost all but my faithful slave. Click the link to help me out
My Stuff!!!!!!!!!!
My Real Name
I went to Cajun Cherry's blogs and found this interesting so I thought I would do this. HowManyOfMe.comThere are 0 people with my name in the U.S.A.How many have your name? WITH THIS BEING SAID NO ONE SHARES MY REAL NAME DOES THIS MEAN I AM SPECIAL ?
The Super Bowl "the First Half"
We started to get ready for the game. The food was cook and the chips and dips were out. You were dressed in your favorite jersey and jeans looking as beautiful as ever. At kick off you smiled and kissed me playfully telling me you were better then the silly game. Knowing you were in a playful mode I teased but Hun its the giants super bowl. Pouting you playfully stomped your feet, shaking your sexy bottom as you left the room. Only to return in your jersey, now cut down the front exposing most of your sexy cleavage. You teasingly swayed in front of the TV tantalizing me. Not wanting you to know how much you were turning me on I said Hun it's the game. Now biting your lip in a sexy pose you teasingly move to the table. Picking up a hot dog you sat across from me and said well baby wish this was you. I watched as you teased the hot dog and myself. The movement of your mouth was tormenting me. Still playing uninterested I turned back to the game. Hearing you sigh you again
Pissed Off Leader!!!
OMG! Are you people serious? First, I dont receive the respect that should be issued to me. Then there are people talking as soon as I leave the chatroom and has the balls to call me a whore? WHO THE HELL DO ANY OF YOU THINK YOU ARE? I see you all at some sorta of time goof off and flirt with everyone in the room, but then when someone else does it then it makes them a whore? Well guess what YOU ALL CAN GO SUCK A FUCKIN DICK NOW!! HOW DARE YOU!.... 1. I never whore around... 2. Everyone that I have jokinly flirted with in the room knows its a freakin joke and nothing more... 3. Atleast each and every person knows that it DOES NOT MEAN I AM WITH THEM... If you all have a problem with me.. fine then come to me! I'm tired of each and everyone of you talking shit behind everyones back. You don't sit and talk shit about them as soon as they leave the chat room. LEARN SOME FUCKIN RESPECT.. YOU CERTAINLY DO NOT HAVE RESPECT FROM ME NO MORE!!!!!!!! I do more then anyone else
Just Blabbing
Add your favorite movie line and repost. Lets see how long the list can get- Deb a.k.a. 2luP - "Diappointed? Why should I be disappointed? I got rosebushes, didn't I? I got a used car, didn't I?" (Rain Man) I'm not easily angered, i dont really like getting noticed, and i'm not a BIG flirt. just a little one until i get my man. then i just flirt with him lol. But all the rest is pretty much true! JANUARY = SLUT -Fun to be with. -Loves to try new things. -Boy/girls LOVE you. -You are very hott. -Secretive. -Difficult to fathom and to be understood. -Quiet unless excited or tensed. -Takes pride in oneself. -Easily consoled. -Honest. -Concerned about people's feelings. -Tactful. -Friendly. -Approachable. -Emotional temperamental and unpredictable. -Moody and easily hurt. -Witty and sparkly. -Spazzy at times. -Not revengeful. -Forgiving but never forgets. -Dislikes nonsensical and unnecessary things. -Loves to be loved. -Easily hurt but takes long to recover.
25 Signs That Computers And The Internet Rule Your Life
1. You can't remember the last time you wrote an entire paragraph using a pen and paper. 2. You consider internet a basic utility. 3. Between your Internet and your TV, you would rather lose your TV. 4. Between your Internet and your phoneline, you would rather lose your phoneline. 5. The Internet IS your phoneline. 6. You carry a flash drivein your purse or pocket. 7. You carry a LAPTOP with you wherever you go-or you wish you could. 8. You have a callous on your right wrist, where you rest your hand when you use your mouse. 9. Your “diary” is not protected with a lock and key, but with a username and password - and it is open to be read by anybody in the world. 10. You've joined an online forum and regularly post messages on it. 11. You are - or have been - a member of a Yahoo group. 12. You've watched 1,500 orange-clad prisoners dancing “Thriller” on YouTube. 13. You know the meaning of the word “google” - and if you don't, you simply
Four Short Stories
When in England at a fairly large conference, Colin Powell was asked by the Archbishop of Canterbury if our plans for Iraq were just an example of empire building' by George Bush. He answered by saying, 'Over the years, the United States has sent many of its fine young men and women into great peril to fight for freedom beyond our borders. The only amount of land we have ever asked for in return is enough to bury those that did not return. It became very quiet in the room. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Then there was a conference in France where a number of international engineers were taking part, including French and American. During a break one of the French engineers came back into the room saying 'Have you heard the latest dumb stunt Bush has done? He has sent an aircraft carrier to Indonesia to help the tsunami victims. What does he int ended to do, bomb them?' A Boeing engineer stood up and replied quietly: 'Our carriers have three hospitals
Just Me
CUSSIN’ LESSON A 7 year old and a 5 year old are upstairs in their bedroom. “You know what?” says the 7 year old. “I think it’s about time we started cussing.” The 5 year old nods his head in approval. The 7 year old continues, “When we go downstairs for breakfast, I’m gonna say something with ‘hell’ and you say something with ‘ass’. The 5 year old agrees with enthusiasm. When the mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 7 year old what he wants for breakfast, he replies, “Aw, hell, Mom, I guess I’ll have some cereal.” WHACK! He runs upstairs crying his eyes out, with his mother in hot pursuit, slapping his rear with with every step. His mom locks him in his room and shouts, “You can just stay there until I let you out!” She then comes back downstairs, looks at the 5 year old and asks with a stern voice, “And what do YOU want for breakfast, young man?” “I don’t know,” he blubbers, “but you can bet your fat ass it won’t be cereal.
I just wanted to say sorry to all my friends on here for not being around much lately. I am in the middle of moving and i havent had the time to get on here, i will be back in the next few weeks like i used to be so stick around if you want. i have been re-rating a few of my friends pics on here when i do get the chance to get on but i dont see anything in return so when i get the chance i will be cleaning out my friends list once again for all those that dont bother coming back to return the rates. hopefully ill see all still around once i get back online take care for now.
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"I WON'T SEE YOU TONIGHT PT. 1" - AVENGED SEVENFOLD Cry alone, I've gone away No more nights, no more pain I've gone alone, took all my strength But I've made the change, I won't see you tonight Sorrow, sank deep inside my blood all the ones around me, I cared for and loved Building up, inside of me A place so dark, so cold, I had to set me free Don't mourn for me, you're not the one to place the blame As bottles called my name, I won't see you tonight Sorrow, sank deep inside my blood all the ones around me, I cared for and most of all I loved but I can't see myself that way please don't forget me or cry while I'm away Cry alone, I've gone away No more nights, no more pain I've gone alone, took all my strength But I've made the change, I won't see you tonight So far away, I'm gone. Please don't follow me tonight. And while I'm gone, everything will be alright. No more breath inside Essence left my heart tonight "DESENCHANTEE" - KATE RYAN Na
Dj Schedule
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Gettn Head
My girlfriend never wants to go down on me." How many times have you heard that or even said it? "She thinks its gross." "She says it makes her sick." "She's a prude, a bitch, frigid." "That's not gonna change; it's just the way she is and she ain't never gonna change." Not necessarily. She might never change, that's true. But what if maybe...just maybe by following these 7 tips you could change things. You could get your girlfriend to change from being a fellatio-phobe to being a fellatio-phile. Think of it, a girlfriend who's not only willing to go down on you, but who loves it. You dream of it, it don't you? Instead of bob-bob-bob okay, all done; you get a long, deep, wet blowjob. You could have a girlfriend who slobbers all over your cock; who "paint's the tree;" who does the Tootsie-pop™ suck; who does vacuum-powered, golf ball through the garden hose, chrome off a trailer hitch, eyeballs out of your sockets, high powered cock sucking. A girl friend who'll not only go dow
~~kissgrrl's Blog~~
It all started out with (Deb) Blueroses ~Blueroses~ you just never know@ fubar and (Barb) Tulsa's Angel Tulsa's Angel~ Sarge's Bad Girl ~ Club FAR Promoter / Sisters4Life ~@ fubar talking about needing a girls night out. Ha! It didn't take much to convince us that even tho we're in different states, we ARE going to do this! Calling all girls needing a night out! Saturday, April 19th, 2008 in Arlington, Texas! !!! UPDATE !!! While this is going to be a girls' night out and the girls will congregate together, we are inviting all Fubarians, all guys and gals! THIS WILL BE STAG... WE ARE NOT HOOKING UP .. .NO PERVS ALLOWED, but boys, you ARE invited! Let Tulsa's Angel or Blueroses know and we will be sure you are on the blogs and bulletins! APRIL 19, 2008 ALL OF FUBAR COWBOYS IN ARLINGTON TEXAS BE THERE OR BE SQUARE!!! Cowboys plays country and hip hop. The best part is they serve liquor! Surely if you check out all who are go
The Joy Of Anal
Anal sex can be immensely pleasurable for both the giver and receiver. The plethora of nerve endings around the sphincter causes the intense pleasure that can felt during anal sex. However, anal sex is not something you can just dive right into. If the receiver has never participated in anal play, it may take anywhere from a few days to a few weeks to get her ready to graduate to something as large as a penis or dildo. There are several keys to working your way up to anal sex. While not all people will need to follow every step, they are good guidelines to follow in order to make your anal sex encounter as enjoyable as possible. Relaxation: Very important for successful play, relaxation can make or break your session. No matter how turned on she might be, if she's tense when it comes time for insertion, she's not going to enjoy it as much. Many actions can be taken to relax and prepare her. Soothing music, a glass of wine, even a hot bath beforehand can all lend to relaxation
Just was in the mood to express some of my poetry..... A Love To Call My Own I knew from the beginning you were just a flirt, but i fell in love with you knowing I'd be hurt. I thought I could tie you down and make you love just one, but how could I do something no one else has ever done. I know you'll never love me and I'm trying not to cry, but I must find the strengh somehow to kiss your lips goodbye. When you ask for me again you'll find I won't be there, I want a love to call my own not one I have to share. Just Wondering As the lips that once told me they loved me claimed to love me no more, I wondered how to stop the tears that flowed so freely to the floor. As the eyes that once held a look so warm could no longer hold my stare, I wondered if there was a time when those eyes really did care. As the arms that once held me and comforted me now just push me away, I wondered why my time was threw and why I could not stay. Waterfall The wate
Payit No Mnd
Poetry Of Struggle
Organizing my life has never seemed so complicated until I decided to walk in my own shoes. Doing one thing the right way is only the wrong way in another's eyes, but I must continue to move forward. I make decision based on the experience I have, yet what experience do I have when none is taught? I grope, feel, and reach for an outlet, but Through blurred vision, I am blind and cannot see between the line. Wrapped in a blanket of feelings of love and deception. Each corner I turn, each page I riffle through, every thought I have is a suggestion of complication.
Just some little tidbit ground rules: - If we hang up because we're upset, CALL US RIGHT BACK. If you don't, it shows that you don't care we're upset. And maybe it's stupid and maybe it's a testing thing, and if you don't like it then don't call back, but I can guarantee you it's more trouble than it's worth if you actually like this girl. Just call back. - Try not to check out other girls when we're out with you. You don't have to be perfect, just try. - Never ever ever forget a date. Or our birthdays. - Always offer to pay, if she says NO twice, then let her pay but make a deal that you get to pay next time (date offer too!). - If we answer "I'm Fine" in an angry tone of voice, you're in trouble. If we say it in an upset tone of voice you are in a LOT of trouble. If our voice is neutral, you need to get on your knees and very quickly figure out what it is you did so wrong. - We know when you're attracted. We can tell when you're about to kiss us. We can tell when th
Fu Wedding Tonight
Come join with us as we get Fu Married Tonight at 10:00 p.m. Est in the Martini Lounge. We would love too have all our friends there too join us. ♥ BooBoo ♥ Founder of Shadow Levelers.@ fubar gary1210WRR FAN~rl b/f of Christina~shadow levelers~FU OWNED BY~♥ BooBoo♥ Founder of@ fubar Standing for us.. Man of Honor ~yeahmon~[Shadow Leveler]~Please read profile and sign guestbook~@ fubar Best Women ♪LilBamaGirl♪~Shadow Leveler~Taken By BamasKeeper@ fubar Click on the Martini too enter the lounge. Pastor Andy will be preforming the ceremony stop by and show him some love. Pastor Andy ~LoL Family@ fubar
Need Help Leveling Up
hello every one its thAT dark juggalo from the other side ducky. and im here to askk all my fam and friends out there to help me level up i been at this one for to long now like 7 mounths i soo need help could some one lend me hatchet?
Unknown Thought Process
not to have cloud envy. Cause the best way to get threw the day is to walk with you head in the clouds. I = not feeling to hot gonna go take a nap..and get some rest. I was recently given some medication to stop me from coughing...which is good cause if i can stop coughing it will help my throat and lungs heal...but the downside is its a powerful narcotic...and it's kind of hard to stay awake...or do anything for that matter...i'm gonna end up missing like a week of Kung-fu, and school more than likely....and the sad thing is if i don't that take it i hack so baddly i make myself throw up...oh well...i pull threw sooner or later.
Valentines Contest
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Mmorpg Games List/review
Found out there is a new voice chat on the block that might be worth checking out. There are two good things i have read about it, for those who have used teamspeak or ventrilo. well here we go. 1. Its got ventrilo quality from what i have read. 2. Servers are free for up to 200 users. Those two reasons alone make it worth checking out. But here is the other info. Features Free Voice Communication * Create multiple channels and subchannels * Pick from any of our 12 datacenters worldwide to host your voice server * Full moderation of your voice channel, including the ability to kick/ban users * Automatically save channel settings Friend Tracking and In-Game Chat * View status of your friends online, including information on games they are currently playing and what server they are on * Text or voice your friends instantly — even while playing most games! * Easily log conversations for future reference * Customize your GSC accou
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Ziggidyz Blog
whats good got some new pics in holla at me if ya like them oh and hello ladies
Help Her Please
Come Give Drew a few comments & a rate. Thankyou so much
How To Fuck Me
I'm your girl. Not your wife, and not yet your lover. But I'm yours, no matter what title or position you've given me or that the world sees. You've earned your way into my life by putting in the hours. When I talk, you really look like you're listening. And even better than that, you respond intelligently and can repeat back to me what I've just said. That elevates you very quickly in my book of respect. You astound and amaze me with what we have in common. Our interests, our quirks. What we don't agree on, you quietly accept with a smile. I love that. We can talk forever without arguing or feeling like we're spending crucial hours defending our principles and morals. I don't want to fight or debate with you, not all the time. I just want to get to know you, and give you the honest chance to get to know me. Check another one off for you because you're doing this part so well! You've wined and dined me. A few flowers here, a pretty shirt on your credit card over there, and dinner
Cmon Have A Go
go out with me? give me your number? kiss me? let me kiss you? watch a movie with me? let me take you out to dinner? be my bf/gf? have a fling with me? take me home for the night? Would you let me sleep in your bed? re-post this for me to answer your questions? give me a piggyback ride? have a relationship with me? Dance with me? Help me with homework? Tickle me to death? Let me tickle you? Stick up for me if i was being put down? Play strip poker with me? Say yes if i asked you out? Get wasted with me? Instant message me? Greet me in public? Hang out with me?
Super Bowl
Bill Belichech is a whining baby and a poor sport!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Saying Goodbye
Well folks my time here has come to an end. I spend more time on the internet then I would like to and it's time for me to admit my problem and walk away. Dont be sad. I'm not. I met some great friends here and I had alot of fun but this year I need to make some big changes and spending less time here is one of them. If you have my phone number please call or text me anytime. If you would like it let me know. I will still run YIM while I'm at work so you can catch me there too. If you want my ID send me a note. It's been fun but my life is calling and it's time to answer. I will leave my profile open until 11 pm eastern Time Friday February 8th so stop by and say goodbye.
Why Obama
Okay, what I want to know is what is so freakin great about Obama. Why would anyone want to elect a person who does not even say the national anthem let along put his hand over his heart while it is being played. Secondly, if he was president, I can see the US being in a world of hurt. Right now there are a ton of African Americans out there that feel that are owed something because of the past and slavery. Now a days though, they have just as much if not more opportunities than the white man. Hell, they have the Black American beauty contest, they have the black music awards, do you see anything that says White or something. I was even looking at different scholarships available, they all are available to black people however, there are scholarships out there that only black people can apply for. How long is long enough before they forget about the past and just go on and stop trying to live off of tax peoples money. Hell with the new bill coming out where people will be getting 300
I have learned a lesson about myself. I have learned that when it comes to sports. I NEED to root for the team I dont want to win. Why you may ask, I think you know the reason already. Im the JINX. Everything, sports related I have rooted for have turned out bad. EVERYONE of them. SO. I am making it a point to give life the ole reverse psychology. From now on I will be rooting for the teams or persons that I do not want to win. SO, that is my new job for all you betters out there, hire me I will root for the other team. It hasnt failed yet. FOR HIRE: HUMAN JINX I like the sound of that hehe. And no, I dont come cheap. If this is the way it is then why not capitalize on my so called misfoutune.
Its really goes to show how immature ppl are here on fubar, Ive seen alot of h8 more than love. Im glad I dont go to bars with alot of you stale ppl. Cause if this is the way yall h8rs act in real life you can go play hide and go screw yerselves. I mean seriously. Do ya act this way when and if you go to bars just get yerselves a little excitement by getting someone riled up about little stuff. YOU definitly are the ones that go to the bathroom and piss on someones shoes just to get in a fight. Same rules apply if ya cant behave yerself in real life dont go anywhere as for here the same if ya cant seem to keep your composure and be happy then do us all a favor and sell your computer for booze money and go to a real bar where you can act out and really get your ass handed to you. PPL stay home and come here for fun...actual fun not to meet someone that likes drama, ya like drama go watch soaps it has no place here. To some this is a sanctuary from all tha h8rs in real life.
look two ways then pierce the truth is what you thought it would be did it burn your soul with flames of redemption did creep inside and let you go no it didnt it wasnt woth it the whole time just wasnt enough just wasnt...enough. This is the winter of my discontent I shall not want I shall not wait Im tired of the games, tired of the lies Tired of the waiting for you to come by Ive lost my desire for redemption Ive lost my will to desire I stand alone in a pit of despair, here I stand, waiting for you Needing to escape my reality To find a better day All these wounds will never ever scar me All these words will never stick This time it’s the end This time is forever No more waiting Not worth wanting No more games, no more lies, only darkness She’s never coming by.
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One Crazy Man
Being an idiot is a deliberate choice someone makes... Why is it that you leave some stuff behind to be free and the stuff you did not leave becomes a bigger deal.... EX: I quit smoking.... Now I love drinking.... etc.... It seems that the problems are a sign of us trying to compensate for a need not fullfilled... So even when I choose right, I will inevitably also choose wrong a few times to remember I am human.... The moral to this.... I try but fuckit I cant get rid of this self destruction tendency I have... So dont ask why I can be so nice and just be a crazy man in What about you? I am wondering if they are any studies that define in great details the behaviours of perv people and outward signs of deviant behaviours... I have some on movement, or body language (unconscious) that relate to interviews etc... but anything else you might have read? And you, do you consider yourself a perv.... of any kind? and do you know why? or is it plain sexual sat
RULES AND GUIDELINES FOR THE W.L.A 1. You must make a salute of a goofy pic of you sticking your tongue out holding a sign saying W.L.A. 2. You are never to cause drama or trash talk other short bus window lickers. 3. We are all here to have fun and have some laughs so enjoy yourselves. 4. You must add all the other fellow window lickers when ever you can. SO U RIDE THE SHORT BUS Hi! the owners of a new group called W.L.A which stands for Window Lickers Anonymous are looking for new members to join our fun group of short bus window lickers. We will have a Lounge and are excited to get the word out to those out there that would love to be a member, all u have to do is make a salute with ur tounge sticking out and a sign saying W.L.A member and u will be a member. We will be posting a Blog shortly on our page to show the rules of the group and we look forward to making new friends with fellow window lickers. Come join the fun and good times.
hello valentines apply here 1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Fave Color: 4. Whats your sign? 5. Phone Number: 6. Location: 7. Height: 8. Hair (color and style): 9. Piercings/tattoos: HERE COMES THE FUN ... 1. Are we friends? 2. Do you have a crush on me? 3. Would you kiss me? 4. ...with tongue? 5. Would you enjoy it? 6. Would you ever ask me out? 7. Would you make a move on me in a movie theater? 9. Would you take care of me when I'm sick? 10. Do you want to tell me something that you couldn't before? 11. Would you walk on the beach with me? 12. If you heard a rumor about me, would you defend me? 13. Do you/have you talked about me? 14. Do you think I'm a good person? 15. Would u take a nap with me? 16. Do you think I'm cute? 17. If you could change anything about me -would you? 18. Would you dance with me? 19. Would you come over for no reason just to hang out? What Do You Think Of My...? 1.Personality: 2.Eyes: 3.Face: 4.Hair: W0ULD Y0U... give m
why is it i am an evil hateful person....i wish i knew...what i say and what i do...makes me angry at times that i lose control ...makes me feel like i have no soul...i know i have said it a million times you it's just a bore...i wish i knew what to do....cause in reality i do care for you why am i the way i am...i have no clue and i am losing myself all the time forgive me please when you are ready Ok I just made the worst mistake in my life...I ended a 7 year friendship for nothing...I was completely mean and an azz about the whole damn thing.....and now this person is out of my life...not that i can't blame her...someone get a barbwire baseball bat and bash my skull in thanks
1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Fave Color: 4. Are you a virgin? 5. How tall are ya ? 6. Do you like to dance ?? HERE COMES THE FUN ... ... ... 1. Are we friends? 2. Do you have a crush on me? 3. Would you kiss me? 4. ...with tongue? 5. Would you enjoy it? 6. Would you ever ask me out? 7. Would you make a move on me in a movie theater? 9. Would you take care of me when I'm sick? 10. Do you want to tell me something that you couldn't before? 11.Would you walk on the beach with me? 12. If you heard a rumor about me, would you defend me? 13. Do you/have you talk junk about me? 14. Do you think I'm a good person? 15. Would you let me sleep with you (in the same bed)[no sex]? 16.Would you let anything happen in that bed? 17.Do you think I'm handsome/cute ? 18. If you could change anything about me -would you? 19.Would you die for me? 20.Would you come over for no reason just to hang out? 21. Will you post this so I c
I May Have Been Drunk When I Wrote These,
The Girl Inside [A Perfect Lie] A perfect face Was said to be An imaged mirror That wasn’t me A perfect smile Not quite the same As the one I feel To hide the shame Of something they expect But I will never be Nevermore who I once was Trapped, I am not free A perfect world A perfect lie Trapped inside I awake to die For no one knows How hard I’ve tried.. No one knows The girl inside. She Died Alone Alone, inside this world; she ran A little girl: afraid Scared to live [to breathe this air!] Stumbling to where her demons laid. Captive in her dreams She cried and hid away Waking in her screams She searched for.. Another way A mist her fearful nights An angel called her name Promised her the world [promised to ease her pain] Awaken in her dream [she runs] To find a world Full of demons and guns She beckoned her demons leave Pleading death; she cried In love with her angel; she sighed Afraid to live; She died. The Edge Two steps from the Edge
Voodoo Penis
A businessman was getting ready to go on a long business trip, so he Thought he'd buy his wife something to keep her occupied. He went to a Sex shop & explained his situation. The man there said, "Well, I don't know that I have anything that will Keep her occupied for so many weeks, except... The Voodoo Penis!" The husband said "! The what"? The man repeated " The Voodoo Penis" and Pulled out what seemed to be an ordinary dildo. The husband laughed, and Said, "It looks like a dildo!" The man then pointed to the door and said, "Voodoo Penis, door!" The Penis rose out of its box, darted over to the door and started pounding The keyhole. The whole door shook wildly with vibrations, so much that a Crack began to form down the middle. Then the man said "Voodoo Penis, Return to box!" and the penis stopped & returned to the box. The husband bought it.. He took it home to his wife, And after the Husband had been gone a few days, the wife remembered the Voodoo penis. She
hmmm all i can say is wtf!! Many Smiles April♥
About Me
ok, some of yall know me pretty well. ya trust men about as far as i can throw them because of what they've put me through in the past. i've been through hell, thanks to them and i'm afraid to do it again, i mean come one, my ex-husband was a drug addict and he'd get all coked up and beat the hell out of me anytime he wanted. i lost my first kid that way and it really tore me up. from there i went to a guy who tried to strangle me cuz he was hung over n in a bad mood, but i was smart with that one, he actually went to jail, then he called me cryin n stupid me took him back. that lasted about 4 more months then i couldn't take bein afraid anymore n i left. after that there was the guy that wouldn't let me out of the house without him, not even to work, which didn't last the usual 3 years, lol. i've been single since and not really lookin for another relationship. they scare the hell out of me, just the mention of marriage makes me run like crazy, but i do want to get married again, i wa
Gone Insane
My sanity, I feel as if I'm losing it. While I'm going insane, your over here abusing it. I'm all alone, and you occupy your time, taking advantage of me being gone. Your ding the things, the very things I told you that break my heart. You've promised, and promised, those very things would stop. Your intent on doing it, hiding it, and I feel like I'm losing it, all over again. Goodbye now, I am ready to leave this world, my heart has passed on and my soul is struggling through hell, all thats left is an empty shell, no emotions, only tears, no happiness, not even fear. Goodbye now, I am ready to leave this world, if you see's not really me, mind is swimming through a sea of thoughts, good natured i think not. Look forward to...give me a reason, maybe there is time, more than likely not...still gotta decide how it's gonna be done. Goodbye now...for I am already gone. Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits abou

SWEETCAKES@ fubar The Rules of a Blow Job for Girls and Guys!!! WHAT A GIRL HAS TO SAY ON THE SUBJECT 1. First and foremost, we are not obligated to do it. 2. Extension to rule ..1 - So if you get one, be grateful. 3. I don't care WHAT they did in the porn video you saw, it is not standard practice to cum on someone's face. 4. Extension to rule ..3 - No, I DON'T have to swallow. 5. My ears are NOT handles. 6. Extension to rule ..5 - do not push on the top of my head. Last I heard, deep throat had been done. And additionally, do you really WANT puke on your dick? 7. I don't care HOW relaxed you get, it is NEVER OK to fart. 8. Having my period does not mean that it's "hummer week" - get it through your head - I'm bloated and I feel like shit so no, I don't feel particularly obligated to blow you just because YOU can't have sex right now. 9. Extension to ..8 - "Blue Balls" might have worked on high school girls - if you're that desperate, go j
How sweet are raindrops Tears without reason Just to wash and cleanse To refresh and revive The great feeling of pureness Grasping nature's conscious and unconscious After flying through space On a long and precious journey Never to miss anything Seeping to seek the impure Cool and clear meeting hot and unclean Petting the skin of all Comforting the anguish of time Embracing to protect what's left Of a burned out and tired time Trying to re-grow other seasons Of the more colorful and fresh Taking precious and valuable time to work wonders And change everything back To the lovely days they remember
I lay asleep one night I dream of all that fight I see the wars of all time, World War Two, Korea, and 'Nam, The soldiers dead stand before me, and put me on the judgement stand. They ask why, and i ask why about what, They part and i see, people buring the colors of the free. Then again they ask why, I say I am not a judge of them, I am a soldier just like you. I put my life before theirs, and I judge their actions not. Again they ask why and again i have no answer. Then their tears fall, and their words flow, to me they explain the colors true. They say in unison with love and devotion, THE WHITE STANDS FOR USE THAT WILL FIGHT, THE BLUE IS FOR FREEDOM WE SERVE TRUE, THE RED IS FOR THE BLOOD WE ALL HAVE SHED. And again they ask why, Now with tears in my eyes, I understand and say, I can judge them not. They don't know, they don't relize. Then I say forgive them, and ask me not to judge for i see it as you. Because I now serve as you did, they bow to me and ask f
we had fucked in the car before but never like this tangled in the backseat flinging our clothes away we fumbled, you grabbing my hips and thrusting into me my head banging into the door you pull me up slide you hand between us "i can't, i can't," i breathe "yes you can" - and i do, the world bursting apart behind my eyelids but when i open them you are staring then pushing me roughly over onto my knees my shoulder a dull ache as it presses into the door - it will hurt for days your hand tight on my thigh hips banging into mine and then i feel you come, smacking my forehead into the window as a final insult but i can only laugh i hear your deep chuckle too as we search for my panties but somehow there is less light because we have fogged all the windows
Naughty 2
Whipped cream, wet dreams Sugar's so sweet Red lips, fingertips Spiked heels on my feet You're wishing, body twitching Melting in the palm of my hand Deep moaning and groaning The sweetest sounds from a man Whips, chains Pleasure pains Your desire My gain Bare flesh, full breast Down on hands and knees Wet spot, so hot Tightens to please Erotic, hypnotic You want it, I got it On bottom or top Harder now don't stop Heart bleeding, heavy breathing mmmmm..., feel's so good hip shaking, cunt aching thrust deep and nail me to the wood.
Standing Alone
Standing Alone I can see the flower upon which my life grows, blooming into a rose. See the hope and courage in the strength of the petals. As long as I am, I will be. The flower will never wilt or die. As my life grows back, I shall become strong. I shall become only dependent on one. That one will be me. I will rise with my petals high. My life as a flower will bloom and prosper as I grow. I may not be the pick of the patch, but I am just as awesome as the rest. I will stand as one, but not a lonely soul. The tears will be far from my smile.
Sore Loser
On more than one occasion this year, Bill Belichick and the Patriots have run up the score on an overmatched opponent, and forced an opposing coach to sit there and watch his beaten team go through the motions while their heineys were being handed to them. But when the shoe's on the other foot, and Bill Belichick's team has been beaten, he can't sit there and take the pain for a few seconds. With :02 left on the clock, and his team just having failed on a last chance 4th down effort, Bill Belichick ran onto the field for a quick handshake, and then bolted for the locker room. Belichick's an important guy and everything, but I wasn't aware that the league had given him the authority to decide when games end. There's time left on the clock, his team's been humbled, outplayed, and lost their chance at history ... and Bill Belichick doesn't have the stomach to sit there and absorb the pain until the clock read 0:00. That's unsportsmanlike at best, disrespectful at least, and a
My Best Gurl Friend!!!!!!!!!
she is on the left ..i am in the pink ..... we have been drunk all week and we leave tromorrow for our cruise for my b-day thanks for the cake and cards ...will be home saturday!!!!!!!! love you WILL miss you!!!!!! and i will take bunches of pictures!!!!!!!!!!
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"culling The Herd" To Speak!
Hi All! Well, my friends list has once again climbed to an unmanageable 770. Since I want to be able to get through it each day to send comments to my "real" friends, I need to edit it down to around 650 or so. As always, for those of you who have stayed in contact with me, one way or another, please know you are friends for life (especially my tried and true friends)! For the others, who probably won't be reading this anyway, syornara, arrive derci, auf wiedersehn, hasta la vista and/or good-bye!
~please Pray For My Baby~
i love her more than anyone in this world will ever know and i need all the prayers i can get from ~ALL~ my friends please. tonight i asked my oldest daughter,whom some of you know ~Marisa~(my babygirl) to talk with me and we had just gotten a new car, so she drove down to a church near by our house. i heard something from my child'd mouth that would make any parent feel as if their world just came to an we sat under a street light parked behind the church she says to me " mom i think about suicide alot" world stopped and now all i can do is worry about her for the rest of her life..i always knew i would from the first time i held her, but now it is different everyday will be a i think for one second she is kidding about suicide..hell no...cause my close friends that know me know that i have attempted it and it just was not my time..but why does my baby have to go through this shit...God if there is only thing i could ask for in this whole wide world it would
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Ufo Sighting In Calgary January 28th - 08
HBCC UFO Research Note: I am not exactly sure when this sighting took place, but will see if I can narrow down a time frame for this sighting. The reason why this is an important sighting is due to the fact that many witnessed observed a saucer shaped craft that landed at this airport the eyewitness speaks about some years back. So I will be checking into this and see if I can contact all of the folks who were involved. We all turned and looked and in the sky was a saucer that was spinning and it looked like it was made of stainless steel. As it spun, it would wobble a bit and reflect sunlight at us just like a mirror. It was low enough that I could see grains in the metal hull as it spun. There were no windows, doors or any other markings on it. And it did not spin perfectly, there was a wobble and ripples. You could see ripples in the hull as it turned. We sat there and just looked at it for a few minutes and no one moved. I felt like running to it. As we were looking at it, it
Witness To Tragity...
The Insanity
First of all just so everyone knows ahead of time and dont need to ask I am not okay. I dont know how to explain it but all i know is it is happening again my mind is racing a million miles a second and i cant stop it long enough to form a thought of my own the only things i seem to capable of doing at the moment is write my story I wonder how i stopped my mind from racing last time I cant seem to remember I guess I just have too much running through my mind again and without sleep please expect me to be very grumpy and not very talkative for awhile i apologize in advance for the things i say and do in the future i just have way to much happening upstairs again and it is giving me a headache from hell. but for now im getting off here and am going to make another attempt to get some sleep g'nite all. I call this insanity. am i wrong?
My American Accent
What American accent do you have? Your Result: The Midland "You have a Midland accent" is just another way of saying "you don't have an accent." You probably are from the Midland (Pennsylvania, southern Ohio, southern Indiana, southern Illinois, and Missouri) but then for all we know you could be from Florida or Charleston or one of those big southern cities like Atlanta or Dallas. You have a good voice for TV and radio.The South The West North Central The Inland North Philadelphia Boston The Northeas
Who I Am
Well....Many of my friends know I've been sick and I've really not had the want or get up about myself lately. Well that all started changing a few days ago. After being back in the hosp for having issues on breathing. Well I'm getting better slowly but it's just taken time for my body to get rid of all the crap I've had. But alot of good has come out of me being sick. One being I've Stop smoking!! Two being I can really take a deep breath!! Three being I can smell things I use to not be able to because of the smoking!! So yeah, I've had it hard for the last month. But I tell ya I'm really starting to feel so much better. So at least Now I can start having more fun now!Well If you wanna chit chat with me or see whats new with me hit me up. Sweetlillips!!! Well, I must say I've been here a few days. And I've really like the site. I've Have talk to alot of new people and really think I can make some great friends here. I've really enjoyed the time I've had so far and looking
Dont Piss Off A Woman
Dont Piss Off a Woman Spelling to get into Heaven A woman arrived at the Gates of Heaven. While she was waiting for Saint Peter to greet her, she peeked through the gates. She saw a beautiful banquet table. Sitting all around were her parents and all the other people she had loved and who had died before her. They saw her and began calling greetings to her "Hello - How are you! We've been waiting for you! Good to see you." When Saint Peter came by, the woman said to him, "This is such a wonderful place! How do I get in?" "You have to spell a word," Saint Peter told her. "Which word?" the woman asked. "Love." The woman correctly spelled "Love" a nd Saint Peter welcomed her into Heaven. About a year later, Saint Peter came to the woman and asked her to watch the Gates of Heaven for him that day. While the woman was guarding the Gates of Heaven, her husband arrived. "I'm surprised to see you," the woman said. "How have you b
Tips For Women In 2008
Tips for ladies in year 2008 1. Aspire to be Barbie - the witch has everything. 2. If the shoe fits - buy one in every color. 3. Take life with a pinch of salt... a wedge of lime, and a shot of tequila. 4. In need of a support group? - Cocktail hour with the girls! 5. Go on the 30 day diet. (I'm on it and so far I've lost 15 days). 6. When life gets you down - just put on your big girl panties and deal with it. 7. Let your greatest fear be that there is no PMS and this is just my personality. 8. I know I'm in my own little world, but it's ok. They know me here. 9. Lead me not into temptation, I can find it myself. 10. Don't get your knickers in a knot, it solves nothing; and makes you walk funny. 11. When life gives you lemons in 2008 - turn it into lemonade then mix it with vodka. 12. Remember every good looking, sweet, single male is someone else's ex boyfriend! 13. Now smile and send to any girl wasting time at work, suffering from a hangover,
Ever Wonder What Idiots Look Like?
Men Are Like....
Men are like.... For all those men who say, Why buy a cow when you can get milk for free. Here's an update for you: Now days, 80% of women are against marriage, WHY? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage. Men are like.... 1. Men are like ....Laxatives ....... They irritate the crap out of you. 2. Men are like.Bananas .. The older they get, the less firm they are. 3. Men are like Weather .. Nothing can be done to change them. 4. Men are like .....Blenders You need One, but you're not quite sure why. 5. Men are like .....Chocolate Bars . Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips. 6. Men are like .......Commercials ?....... You can't believe a word they say. 7. Men are like Department Stores . Their clothes are always 1/2 off! 8. Men are like .......Government Bonds ?.... They take soooooooo long to mature. 9. Men are like ......Mascara .. They usually run at the first sign of emotion. 10. Men are like Popco
George Carlin Rules For 08
George Carlin new rules for 2008 New Rule: No more gift registries. You know, it used to be just for weddings. Now it's for babies and new homes and graduations from rehab. Picking out the stuff you want and having other people buy it for you isn't gift giving, it's the white people version of looting. New Rule: Stop giving me that pop-up ad for! There's a reason you don't talk to people for 25 years. Because you don't particularly like them! Besides, I already know what the captain of the football team is doing these days--- mowing my lawn. New Rule: Don't eat anything that's served to you out a window unless you're a seagull. People are acting all shocked that a human finger was found in a bowl of Wendy's chili. Hey, it cost less than a dollar. What did you expect it to contain? Lobster? New Rule: Stop saying that teenage boys who have sex with their hot, blonde teachers are permanently damaged. I have a better description for thes
A Womans Week At The Gym
A WOMAN'S WEEK AT THE GYM If you read this without laughing out loud, there is something wrong with you. This is dedicated to everyone who ever attempted to get into a regular workout routine. Dear Diary, For my birthday this year, my daughter (the dear) purchased a week of personal training at the local health club for me. Although I am still in great shape since being a high school football cheerleader 43 years ago, I decided it would be a good idea to go ahead and give it a try. I called the club and made my reservations with a personal trainer named Belinda, who identified herself as a 26-year-old aerobics instructor and model for athletic clothing and swim wear. My daughter seemed pleased with my enthusiasm to get started! The club encouraged me to keep a diary to chart my progress. MONDAY: Started my day at 6:00 a.m. Tough to get out of bed, but found it was well worth it when I arrived at the health club to find Belinda waiting for me. Sh
Whenever A Woman Lies
Whenever a woman lies One day, when a seamstress was sewing while sitting close to a river, her thimble fell into the river. When she cried out, the Lord appeared and asked, "My dear child, why are you crying?" The seamstress replied that her thimble had fallen into the water and that she needed it to help her husband in making a living for their family. The Lord dipped His hand into the water and pulled up a golden thimble set with sapphires. "Is this your thimble?" the Lord asked. The seamstress replied, "No." The Lord again dipped into the river. He held out a golden thimble studded with rubies. "Is this your thimble?" the Lord asked. Again, the seamstress replied, "No." The Lord reached down again and came up with a leather thimble. "Is this your thimble ?" the Lord asked. The seamstress replied, "Yes." The Lord was pleased with the woman's honesty and gave her all three thimbles to keep, and the seamstress went home happy. Some years late
DEATH WHAT A WONDERFUL WAY TO EXPLAIN IT... A sick man turned to his doctor, as he was preparing to leave the examination room and said, "Doctor, I am afraid to die. Tell me what lies on the other side." Very quietly, the doctor said, "I don't know." "You don't know? said the man... You, a Christian man, do not know what is on the other side?" The doctor was holding the handle of the door; on the other side came a sound of scratching and whining, and as he opened the door, a dog sprang into the room and leaped on him with an eager show of gladness. Turning to the patient, the doctor said, "Did you notice my dog? He's never been in this room before. He didn't know what was inside. He knew nothing except that his master was here, and when the door opened, he sprang in without fear. I know little of what is on the other side of death, but I do know one thing... I know my Master is there and that is enough." Photobucket May today there b
My Feelings
So as many of you may know I have been going though a rough patch in my life. Being Dumped and being very sick as of lately had put a damper on my life... it was hard for "Sunshine" to Shine! I just wanted to take this time to thank a very selected few for helping me see that I am who I am and there is not a damn thing wrong with that! So to you! I thank you from the bottom of my heart! I also have alittle news for some of u! I have met a Greatttttttt Person in my life and couldnt be happier where my life is headed!!!! =) I feel that with this new chance at happiest I am diving in with two feet!!! So wish me luck hahaa! So thanks again to my family list!! I couldnt have made it without a single one of u!!! PEACE!!! Michelle aka Sunshine! Your sweet words Crush my soul Your words are toxic I try to pretend They mean nothing to me M “I love you” M “You know you’ll always be mine” “You know you love me” M Yes I know you said you loved me Yes I loved you just never felt your l
7 Degrees Of Blond
7 Degrees of Blonde FIRST DEGREE A married couple were asleep when the phone rang at 2 in the morning. The wife (undoubtedly blonde), picked up the phone, listened a moment and said "How should I know, that's 200 miles from here!" and hung up. The husband said, "Who was that?" The wife said, "I don't know, some woman wanting to know if the coast is clear." SECOND DEGREE Two blondes are walking down the street. One notices a compact on the sidewalk and leans down to pick it up. She opens it, looks in the mirror and says, "Hmm, this person looks familiar." The second blonde says, "Here, let me see!" So the first blonde hands her the compact. The second one looks in the mirror and says, "You dummy, it's me!" THIRD DEGREE A blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her, so she goes out and buys a gun. She goes to his apartment unexpectedly and when she opens the door she finds him in the arms of a redhead. Well, the blonde is really
7 Degrees Of Blond
Sexy Sign
Whats your sex style?Erotic Sex StyleKissing, touching...pulling hair...handcuffs...whatever goes in your bedroom or backyard...truck...neighbors bedroom even! Its lights, camera ...ACTION BABY!How do you compare? Take this test! | Tests from Testriffic I just wanted to take the time to tell all the wother's out there Happy Mother's Day. This day is a day that all women in this world should be treated like a queen. You carry something more precious that no other person can. That is being that great mother that you are. For that, I take my hat off to you. Happy Mother's Day to you. I hope you have a wonderful and blessed day.
Thoughts Of Pain
Heavens waiting for you, Just close your eyes and say goodbye, hearing your pulse go on and on and on, I'd sacrifice this world to hold you, No breath left inside of me, Shattered glass keeps falling, Say goodnight, Just sleep tight, Say goodnight, Flowers laid out for you, So many colors leave me blind, I live my life in misery, So her i am your inside of me, So here i am our world is over, Here i am with you, I'm here till the end, Memories are calling so farewell my friend, Farewell my friend.
Sick All Weekend
Still Waiting
That time is here again, Prepare to be apart, And it drives you crazy, Each time i go away the distance get longer, But it makes us stronger, Should it all come crashing down around me, Would you be there should i stumble and fall, And pick up the pieces, Forget about the shit that we've been through, I wanna stay here forever and always, These days are dead again, It's empty from the start, And it drives me crazy, The hours drift away it hurts to remember, This will soon be over.
Now I'm Torn
I'm coming home, I've been gone for far to long, Do you remember me at all, I'm leaving, Have I fucked things up again, I'm dreamin, To much time without you spent, It hurts, Wounds so sore, Now I'm torn, I've been far away, When i see your face, My heart bursts into fire, Hearts burst into fire, You're not alone, I know I'm far from home, Do you remember me at all, Do you wait for me again, I'm screaming, No more days without you spent, It hurts, My bed's so cold so lonely, No arms just sheets to hold me, Has this world stopped turning, Are we forever to be apart, I'm coming home, I've been gone for far to long, I'm coming, remember me at all, I'm leaving, I'm dreaming, My hearts bursts into fire.
Right Here In My Arms
Right Here In My Arms Lyrics
Pimp Out 4 Friends
WELL NOT REALLY :P He got a lot people to rate The heck out of me. He knows how hard of a time I'm having From being on yucky dial up & can't rate people that much. He's a really sweet friend. & I love him to death. & I would appreciate it if You could show him some Love. Just a few friendly rates Will make us both happy He's an awesome friend to have. So if you don't have him, PLEASE Fan/Rate/Add He returns all Love $ç()øTëR™-(Lori's Hubby)-{Ashley's Fu-Slave}@ fubar Bought to you by: **SexyTiger** ~ Demon Crew Member ~ Shadow Leveler ~@ fubar Hey All If you don't know this Man, Now is the Time to Be-Friend him. He is one of the coolest guys on here. He likes to think he is so close to Oracle. When matter of fact he is 16,723,699 away Of course I'm not asking for a Level up, That would be completely impossible today. But he does have alot of Photos & Stash I know that if everyone banned together, We could knock ALOT of p
Interested in joining a new group or family, hit me up and i will let every one know the details.
Fu Bratz Please Read
Super Bowl Xvii
I would just like to Congratulate the New Yprk Giants. You played a great game. Patriots, you will always be #1 in my heart
Help To Godfather Please
I got tagged by my friend Moon! Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1)I was born in Fairfax Virginia and moved to NY when I was three. 2) I have an oler brother named Sam and an older sister named Marta. (yes- my mom loved that little girl from the sound of music!) LMAO 3) I love to skydive, but have only gone twice. 4) I have always wanted to be a stewardess but am not to keen on flying. 5) My favorite tv shows are little house on the prairie and threes company. 6) I have only had two boyfriends my entire life. 7) I tried out for my high school wrestling team, played basketball, andsoccer. 8) I lost my best friend ashley 3 years ago in
missing in action. I am sorry for those who thought I was around when I wasn't. My grandmother died, she was 89 years old, her late husband was in WWII fought on the beaches. He passed a few years ago. She passed away in her sleep. So I had to go spend time with my family. My grandmother wasn't in my book like other grandparents she was very lade back and cool. Loved to ride on the back of a harley and drink dark beers. she is now in a better place.
My Fu~owner Ronja
Have you met my Fu-Owner yet??? §þÄZZZZ §håÐðw Lêvêlêr ღ & ღhµßߥ †ð ÐÖÚßLÈвღღ proudly owned by 'Owned@ fubar Meet my new Fu~Owner Ronja!!! Please fan/rate/add this wild and crazy lady!! You won't regret it!! *~Ronja~**OWNED BY PUNKS PUNKETTE, OWNER OF SWEET~THING N TERESA**~@ fubar Get this widget |
Damn It!
What Do I Do
Just wanted to wish all my friends a Happy Valentines Day!!!!!!!! And so all know i am spending this day alone.
I've Been Tagged.
I got tagged by my lovely friend Moon Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1) I have lived in Colorado all of my life except for one year in Las Vegas when I was 21 2) I love to dance even tho I really suck at it. 3) I knit and sew to realx... ya dont repeat that!!!! 4) I love to go out with the guys to a country bar and play pool! 5) I drink way to much coffee and soda. 6) I dont eat regularly. 7) I am going to be a grandma yet again and still a very young age. 8) I am going to have a 67 or 70 Mustange before I die. 9) I will do most anything for my friends. 10) Tho I try to have this bad ass attitude and rep... I am really a nice pe
Valentines Contest
Woman Broken
Since the day we met, you have brought sunshine and joy to my life, i told myself long ago do not trust, do not let anyone in somehow you found your way through the walls of hurt and shame you see right through me to what is really inside no matter how hard i try to hide what is there you always seem to know, without spoken words, without hearing my voice all you have to do is see my eyes. there need be no words for me to say and you know what i want to say how did you do it why did it happen you crashed those walls i built to keep me safe now what am i to do without those to protect what i have held so dear please do not make me regret those walls coming down for it took so long to build it would take a lifetime to repair.
To Be Leeveled
she only needs 13000 to level up ♦DBrown1004♦@ fubar
My Poem Obscure
Have you ever felt obscure Like as if your never really sure Feeling as if your about to burst Sometimes wondering if it could get any worse Sometimes Just wanting to run and hide Wishing something could just wash your worries away like the ebb of a tide Feeling left out like you really don't belong Reaching deep down inside for something that's strong Thoughts running though your mind like a freight train Just wanting to release all your pain Feeling as if your in a cage Wishing it was a book and you could just turn the page Living in a world of hate Why do people have to discriminate We are all the same But our hatred burns like a wild flame In this world of shame
If I...
If I cried everytime you broke my heart I would have an ocean of tears If I saved the blood from the wrist I slit I would drown in my own blood If I let my fears of heart break take me over I would be in abandonment till my last gasping breath If I became numb everytime your words broke my heart I would have never felt a single emotion in my entire existence If I could make you experience the pain you create in me you would yearn to end your being in this world If I thought of a way to attempt get back at you everyime you made me mad those thoughts would consume my mind If I believed everything you told me I would be trapped in a never ending fairytale
Party Contest!!
Im gonna be holdin a contest which will start Mon Feb 18th at 8:00am CST and run till Mon March 10th at 10:00pm CST. Its not gonna be a comment bombin contest just based on rates! With the new ratin system the contest will last for 3 weeks so make sure you get all ur friends to come back and re-rate the pic each week. The theme will be party! I love to party and well I wanna see some pics of some of ur nights out or in which ever! The pic must be SFW but its also gotta be a pic of a night out or just a simple party at home but I want them party pics!! Heres a break down of the rules... 1. Pic must be SFW 2. NO DRAMA! No ifs ands or buts about it! 3. Prizes will be based on the number of rates u get and there will be 3 awarded. 1st place will be a 7day blast or vip only if the rates are over 250 if its under then a 3 day blast will be given. 2nd place will be a 3 day blast unless 1st doest reach the 250 mark then a 1 day blast will be given. 3rd place will be 100k fubuck
If you have feelings for somebody and you think their strong but afraid to tell them.But You never saw them in person is it possably to love somebody you never met?I mean I feel like it is.I cant stop thinking about this person and drives me up the wall no matter what i do or where Im at the person is in my head.Or should I just let it go cause its never going to happen in the real world:( .... Earlier today I wrote a blog about how I felt about internet relationship and if it was possably and mean time everything in the comment was good until my ex decided to say I neg... him.Before we stopped talking a week ago.My words to him was I think we need to work on things and I wasn't fu marrying him.I mean shit we was rl/gf&bf.He told me that he cared and loved me and wanted to be with me.After a week we talk.And I feel like My heart got handed to my in a brown paper bag.I turn off my shout box and when I decided to turn it back on somebody called me a cold hearted bitch cause of my finall
Rules Of Love
Words Of Wisdom
To laugh often and love much To win the respect of intellient persons and the affection of children To earn the approbation of honest critics and endure the betrayal of false friends To appreciate beauty To find the best in others To give one's self To leave the world a bit better, whether by a healthy child, a garden patch, or a redeemed social condition To have played and laughed with enthusiasm and sung with exultaion To know even one life has breathed easier because you have lived- This is to have succeeded. -Ralph Waldo Emerson
Foamy the Squirrel
Valentine's Survey
This is the "Be My Valentine Application." Everyone knows there's at least one person on xpeeps that you want to be your Valentine. Heres the application for that special someone. Let's see who replys back with the following filled out. Have Fun. Area 1: Please provide positive answers. Name: Age: Phone: Height: Do you Drive: State You Live In: School: Grade: Single or Taken: Would You Date Me: Kiss On First Date: Will You Send This Back To Me?: Area 2: What would you do if I... I made a move on u: I kissed you: I lived next door to you: I started smoking: I asked you on a date: I was hospitalized: I ran away from home: I got into a fight and you weren't there? I asked u to have sex? Area 3: What do you think about my... Personality: Eyes: Hair: Body: Area 4: Have you ever.... Lied to make me feel better? Wanted to kiss me? Wanted to kill me? Broke my heart? Kept somethin
Giants Win The Super Bowl
The NEW YORK GIANTS WIN THE SUPER BOWL. Well, bravo to the Giants. But they have not been the NEW YORK Giants since 1976 when they moved to NEW JERSEY. So they haven't been NEW YORK in 32 YEARS!! And I thought then and still think now that they completely suck for not changing their name to indicate the proper state that they train, play and are based in.
I've Been Tagged
I've been tagged!! I got Tagged by Sexi Mami!!! Once you have been tagged,you have to write a blog weird random things facts or habits about yourself.At the end you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, list their names.Dont forget to leave a comment that says "Your It" on their profile and ask them to read your blog.You cant tag the person who tagged you.... 1)I was born and raised in Colorado and I have been here my whole life. 2)Iam a good skier 3)I read romantic novels 4)I love chocolate 5)I like to fish and go camping 6)I like a good scary movie 7)Iam a fun person to be with 8)Im going to take a trip to Figi "before I die" hehehehehe 9)I enjoy our Rocky Mountains 10)I love my 8 year old Son Casey!!! I tagged: Cappy,Miss Butterfly,God Angel,Gargoyle,Fallen Angel
You are from Oklahoma if... 1. You can properly pronounce Eufaula, Gotebo, Okemah, and Chickasha. 2. You think that people who complain about the wind in their states are sissies. 3. A tornado warning siren is your signal to go out in the yard and look for a funnel. (soooooooo true!) 4. Your idea of a traffic jam is ten cars waiting to pass a tractor on the highway. 5. You've ever had to switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day. 6. You know that the true value of a parking space is not determined by the distance to the door, but by the availability of shade. 7. Stores don't have bags, they have sacks. 8. You see people wear bib overalls at funerals. 9. You think everyone from a bigger city has an accent. 10. You measure distance in minutes. 11. You refer to the capital of Oklahoma as "The City." 12. It doesn't bother you to use an airport named for a man who died in an airplane crash. 13. Little smokies are something you serve only for specia
no one dies a virgin everyone get screwed once in their lifetime or another...
Hey Pitbull's as most of you have seen Steph nor D are on today!! Not sure what is up but beings I am the manager I am asking you all to listen up and follow where I ask you to be until Steph and or D come back on and say otherwise.. Stargazer is done!!!! Tom is done w00t keep moving along gang you all are doing a kick ass job right now!!! Niecee is done!!! Mandy needs 12,395 for her bling packs I will post another blog tomorrow morning if I don't hear from Steph and D by 10 am central time.. Rules of the contest I am hosting!! As stated at on the first bully of wanting to host the contest and trying to get people to join... Rules were as followed: NO DRAMA MUST HAVE A MIN. OF AT LEAST 20-25K IN ORDER TO WIN YOUR CHOICE OF THE FOLLOWING GIFTS, 30 DAY BLAST 4 BLING PACKS 3 MONTH VIP 50 BUX CASH NOW IF THE WINNER DOES NOT HAVE THE MIN. GOAL OF 20-25K THEN THE PRIZE WILL JUST BE 20 BUX CASH OR 7 DAY BLAST OR 1 MONTH VIP OR 1 BLING PACKAGE THANK YOU T
T@g You're It!
got tagged by my friend DeeLove32 Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1)I was born in Brookly-NY and uprooted to the boonedocks (Long Island) when I was 10. 2) I am the oldest of 2 children. My brother is 248 months younger than me. 3) I love annoying my friends! (especially Dee lol) I tagged Dragon8877, Keith, SuperStarrPrincess 4) I'm a Co Admin on a chat network. 5) I don't like complete darkness....but at the same time I also don't like brightness. 6) I love peanut butter and chocolate...especially together! 7) I LOVE music from the 80s. 8) I try to be tough and deep inside I'm a softy and if I tell you know.... ask me again in a day a
Life And Questions
So can you fall in LOVE right after you get out of a 4 yr relationship? I'm talking days…I can't. I do know some who have though and it amuses me. See, I'm a bit of a skeptic towards love anyways so for me to fall in LOVE with someone is a HUGE deal for me and my kids. More for me! I have only been in love twice in my life don't get me wrong I've dated and all the things a girl can and shouldn't do. I keep myself unattainable in a complete different way then most girls. I don't think that I will ever fall in LOVE ever again, but if it happens I will be here. Will I look for it hell yeah, maybe because I am looking it will pass me by and I will be a single mom for the rest of my life. No more males in my life except thru my girls (their boyfriends and one day husbands), but not for me on a romantic level. I believe in Karma; however I don't believe that I am that much of a bad person or mother that Karma has left me loveless. David might think other wise and Tom I don't know what he thi
Sarge's Bad Girls!!!
OK OK I did it to myself again..why i dont know..but im up for auction once again. Soooo Please come and bid on me ill make it worth your while..*winks* hehehehe WANTED: A Fubar Valentine's Date for Sarge's Bad girls. All you have to do is leave ONE comment on why you believe you should be that girl's fubar valentine's date. The person with the best answer will get the girl for Valentine's Day! It will be up to the girl to which answer she chooses as "best"!!! The Bad Girl will send the winner at least one Fubar gift on Valentine's day and also attach to her name that you are her Valentine's date. This is NOT an AUCTION, so that means you can save your fubucks and real money!!! The Bad Girls will be making their choice by 8:00 PM Fubar time February 13th. CLICK THE PICTURE AND TELL ME WHY YOU WANT TO BE MY DATE
Super Bowl
I believe that almost all sports are fixed these days. The New York Giants wins the Super Bowl last night. A wild card team I believe and they go and win the whole thing. The reason I think that it was fixed is because of the Manning brothers. One brother one the Super Bowl last year and then the other brother wins the Super Bowl this year. What are the chances of that? I don't know about anyone else but, I smell a rat. I may be wrong but, something was or is wrong with what happened last night. I am not a Patriots fan whatsoever! That is one team that I hate so much but, I believe it was wrong what happened last night.
T@g Your It
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1)I was born in Summersville WV and uprooted to the big city (Indianapolis) when I was 1 month old. 2) I am the oldest of 2 children. My sister is 3yrs 9 months younger than me. 3) I love annoying my friends! (especially Hrt of gold lol) 4) I'm a processor for the Indianapolis Metro Police Dept. 5) I don't like complete darkness....but at the same time I also don't like brightness. 6) I love peanut butter. 7) I LOVE all kinds of music. 8) I try to be tough and deep inside I'm a softy and if I tell you NO.... ask me again in a day and I will probably say yes lol 9) I love drinking Diet Pepsi :) 10) I a
Better Man
I'm lookin for a frog. Not a prince, because no one is perfect. Just a frog. I have been running into alot of toads. Ugly little creatures. Players and losers. Liars and fakes. Egocentrics, scum. They haven't discouraged me from my search, but have made me more aware of what I do not want. Yep I'm lookin for a frog and with hope one day......... he will turn into my prince. He is a better man because of me. Not a better person but a better man. If it had not been for me he wouldn’t have what he has today. The opportunities he has today. If it had not been for me he would be trying to work for a dead man, or still trying to buy and fix up and old junk truck. He would be a drunk, living in or who knows where, squalor, in a truck? Living off someone, and blaming them for his failures? He would have never understood the joy that children can bring or the joy of grandchildren, the unconditional love of a child. Family. They still would have been a burden to him, an annoyance, and competit
Tag Your It
got tagged by my friend Stina Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1) I ahve 4 sisters no bothers 2) I am the oldest 3) I try to help all my friends as much as i can 4) I get depressed alot 5) Im quiet most of the tme but not like i use to be 6) My favorite bands are Flyleaf and Three Days Grace 7) IM afraid of being alone 8) I am a very emotional person... 9) I spend to much time on the comp lol 10) Im to nice I tagged Ms. Manie, Shadow, Dream, Sweet x, Baby Gurl Red
All About Steven
All About Steven Lots of people have asked what was Steven like, so I thought Id try and write down a few things. Steven was born in Germany and didn’t have the best start to life. He got stuck in the birth channel and several attempts by one of the junior doctors they realised that he couldn’t be born normally and Gail was rushed down to have an EC. Waiting outside the operating theatre seemed to be a lifetime, but eventually someone came out to announce I had a son and both mother and baby were doing fine. Again I had another wait till they cleaned both of them up. Gail was groggy when I went to see her but pleased that she give me my first son, although she told me I had to go and see the sister as there was some concern over his foot. The reason Steven was stuck during birth was one of his feet had been stuck in a rip. There was a slight deformity of the foot but we were reassured, it was nothing to worry about. Every day I visited the hospital even though it was a round 3hrs
so i been surfing fubar. came across people who has pictures of salutes made for them. like they got a pic of a friend holding a paper with their name on it saying they love the person. so if you wanna do that for me then by all means go right ahead. L0L.
Advice Column
The Letter. I have never believed in online relationships. But found myself in one, and feel in love. Knowing we could never be together, we still had 6 months of true happiness. We laughed, joked, and we always there for each other. It made Fubar fun for me. One day a handsome guy came and be-friended her. Although she stay true to me, i couldn't handle it and was jealous everyday. We fought, i accused her of stuff she wasn't doing. I was an asshole. But still she stayed with me. Until one huge fight where he put her in his status. I lost it, and in return ruined a great thing. We stopped talking for weeks. And it was over. :( I found myself missing her and made contact. She was missing me too. But during our time away she started to have feelings for the guy who broke us up. And he feel in love with her. Was i right? I was being jealous, but my gut knew he was after her. Even if she didnt see it at the time. The girl and i have talked alot. She still is in love with me, and i
I made my first bulletin today!!! HOLY SHIT!!! It was for my dear friend on FUBAR WillyBlues. He had all of a sudden disappeared for a couple of weeks, and a few of us on here, shoutboxed each other, emailed each other, and I finally googled Willy and found his phone number. I called and called, but no answer... I knew Willy has a serious medical condition, and I became even more worried. I looked in his local paper in the obits. Nothing, THANK GOD!!! I also know he lives at home and takes care of his elderly Mom, so I started thinking maybe something happened with her, but, nope, her name was not in the paper either... Soooo, I then thought that maybe he was having computer problems or server issues... I waited... still nothing. That was IT!!! I ended up making friends with another woman here who is also friends with Willy, and we put our heads together. I got the local police dept's phone number, called it... (I figured Willy was gonna KILL me) and they told me he had gotten brogh
got tagged by my friend Stina Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1) I lived in Las Vegas,New Mexic for 7 years. 2) I have 1 older sister 3) I work in a Pet Shop 4) I am a Canine Education Instructor 5) I love Pepsi 6) I like video games 7) I am easy going 8) This is my first blog :) 9) I love my boyfriend!! 10)I am a caring person I tagged The Man 68, Kel, Starry, Cotton Blossom, Abby.
Just wanted to thank all new members who join Night at the Rocksburry lounge! Glad to have you there! It is awsome lounge and you are awsome peeps! cejay is our superman and am glad he created one of the best lounges on fubar..I am bias cause I must say the best! Anyway you are all awsome come on in and have fun at the lounge. Get to know all the members! See you there! Muah!
Not sure how well this will go over with everyone..but its how i see things. I am so tired of seeing about bisexual mumms and such. What will my parents do if they find out..etc. as for me, I always just did what made my parents happy.. I know that dont always make you happy and you got to decide..but still. If you like men, why not just stick with them,,that way you know you wont have to worry about what they think? Was gods intentions for women/men to be together.. not the other way. Men are the ones that can provide you with kids. Anyways, this is just way I see it. I dont really care if you are bi or not.. I am not prejudice..where I will hold it against anybody.. but I am not for it really either. I think majority just say they are for the attn. Others are, just to make there men happy. To each there own I guess..but if you are bi.. then you shouldnt have no problems telling people you are. If you can come on here, among everyone and air it out.. then you might as well at
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New Places
New Places Today's Scripture “…you have not passed this way before” (Joshua 3:4). Today's Word from Joel and Victoria God desires to take you into new places in your life. He wants to take you to deeper places in your walk with Him, and He wants to take you into higher places of blessing in your life. Are you ready to go to places that you’ve never been before? So many people today get stuck in a rut because they don’t want to get out of their comfort zone. They want to stay with what they know because it’s comfortable. But in order for you to reach your full potential, you have to be willing to step out into the unknown. You won’t ever walk on water until you step out of the boat! We all have areas we can rise higher in. Open your heart today and be ready to step out into the unknown. Trust that the Lord will guide and order your every step. Begin to expect that the unexpected is on the way. Be ready to step out into new places. As you approach your day with faith and expe
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News And Poltics
Pass the word. I don't know how true this is....just it's better to know than not know......if it's true. Please read, it's about our kids! The things you don't know can make a difference. The "Certificate of Completion or Attendance" that is being offered in lieu of high school diplomas, is a part of Bush's "No Child Left Behind". This is how it works: It is for students who are unable to pass both the Language Arts and Math portions of the 10th grade ISTEP. Students must take the same 10th grade test over in the 11th and 12th grades until they pass both portions. If they are unable to pass the 10th grade test by the 12th grade then they have two options: 1. Drop out and go to a GED program or, 2. accept a "Certificate of Completion" - it is NOT a diploma. Once a student accepts it, they cannot ever get a diploma or a GED. A certificate of completion means that a student can never (as long as they live): 1. go t
Wont Be Online Til 21st
im switching internet providers so i wont be online until the 21st. leave me A LOT of love to come back to. thanks everyone.. much love to all
Because of recent abductions in daylight hours, refresh yourself of these things to do in an emergency situation... This is for you, and for you to share with your wife, your children, everyone you know. After reading these 9 crucial tips, forward them to someone you care about. It never hurts to be careful in this crazy world we live in. 1. Tip from Tae Kwon Do : The elbow is the strongest point on your body. If you are close enough to use it, do! 2. Learned this from a tourist guide in New Orleans If a robber asks for your wallet and/or purse, DO NOT HAND IT TO HIM. Toss it away from you.... chances are that he is more interested in your wallet and/or purse than you, and he will go for the wallet/purse. RUN LIKE MAD IN THE OTHER DIRECTION! 3. If you are ever thrown into the trunk of a car, kick out the back tail lights and stick your arm out the hole and start waving like crazy. The driver won't see you, but everybody else will. This has saved
The 1st Affair A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day they went to her place and made love all afternoon. Exhausted, they fell asleep and woke up at 8 PM. The man hurriedly dressed and told his lover to take his shoes outside and rub them in the grass and dirt. He put on his shoes and drove home. "Where have you been?" his wife demanded. "I can't lie to you," he replied, "I'm having an affair with my secretary. We had sex all afternoon and I fell asleep." She looked down at his shoes and said: "You lying bastard! You've been playing golf!" The 2nd Affair A middle-aged couple had two beautiful daughters but always talked about having a son. They decided to try one last time for the son they always wanted. The wife got pregnant and delivered a healthy baby boy. The joyful father rushed to the nursery to see his new son. He was horrified; at the ugliest child he had ever seen. He told his wife: "There's no way I can be the father of this baby. Look a
Look What Hillary And Bill Get. Just A Little Fyi
I'm sure this one will warm your little taxpayer heart. If Hillary wins in 2008 and Bill is 'appointed' to fill her Senate seat and either live to retire 'they' (together or alone) would get two US Presidential retirement checks, two US Senate retirement checks, and a retirement check from the State of Arkansas. About the only thing they MIGHT NOT get is a Social Security check....but I wouldn't bet on it.... I understand Bill has earned $40,000,000 in the past six years. What a guy! AND THE REST OF THE STORY... Hilarious Rotten Clinton, as a New York State Senator, now comes under the 'Congressional Retirement and Staffing Plan,' which means that even if she never gets reelected, she STILL receives her Congressional salary until she dies. (Would it not be nice if all Americans were pension eligible after only 4 years?) If Bill outlives her, he then inherits HER salary until HE dies. He is already getting his Presidential salary until he dies. If Hillary out
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Why Is It Always Me!!!
I Got Tagged
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1) love spicy food 2) i'm right-handed 3) cant stand doing laundry 4) i smile all the time 5) my bedroom and bath are purple & green 6) don't like to b dared to do shyt...i get into trouble taking up the dare 7) woooot like vanilla ice cream 8) i might have part of a lung removed 9) i love football 10) i hate fish I tagged Lutin, Titan, Funny Girl, Ronja and sHake
Something Funny
Snow white was on a mission And desperate for a fuck, So off she went into the woods, To try and get some luck. She'd almost given up looking, When she saw some chimney smoke, Then she stumbled on the cottage, And went in for a poke. Her clothes came off in seconds. And she'd just removed her pants, When seven dwarves came marching in, With a merry song and dance. Snow White just stood there speechless, And thought she was in heaven, Originally after one good shag, But now she could have seven. Straight away she took command, "My fanny needs a lick!" And when one dwarf moved forward, She said "Oi-you'd better drop your pick" So down he went onto all fours, And said "I ain't licking that," "Not there, that is my asshole, You DOPEY little brat!" The next dwarf started blushing, "Do we have to do it here?" Snow White said "Don't be BASHFUL, Unless you're a fucking queer" So reluctantly he whipped it out, To prove he was no fool. And Snow White gav
Who I Are...
I like FUBAR. I'm still kinda new to it and somethings I do differently. I know there are people that I have in my friends list and people that wonder why I do, what I do. Well let me shed some light on somethings. - If you read my profile I will read yours back, typically if I notice on the Bar Tab or My Recent Profile Viewers. - I actually read profiles, yes read. I have my own method of Checking Persons Out and how I, R/F/A. - Whatever your walk of life is... I don't care, just respect me and I'll do the same. Plus, don't get offended if I don't add you. I'll just hit you with a fan to be fair. - I'll rate something. - 10's are the best I can shell out. As much as I like the FUBAR expierence I can't afford VIP, BLASTS,HAPPY HOURS or BLINGS. - I'll try to, Thank you for the Add. - I randomly give gifts out, with the note: Just stopping by. - Sometimes I take requests even if they are not directed to me ie thru MUMM's/ I Need help leveling up. - I'll read M
yea so i havent been on here too much due to life spiriling out of control for me. But like my daddy says gotta go thru that rain and pain for a little while.....but y the fuck has this pain been going on for 21 yrs now. Everyday the thin grasp i have on reality and sanity slips even more and i dont know whats real and whats fake...i dont know who my friends are or who my enimes are!!! Paranoia will be my downfall eventually but i have to beat it..anyway i wanna bitch a little bit about people on here. You know ive met some cool ass people on here one thats like my best friend they know who they are. But in that the thing that pisses me off to no extent are people that add me or come by my page and rate and fan me and what not and dont talk to me, or even have the common courtesy to reply to me. Even if its a hey i dont want to talk or leave me alone, no problem shit did decency and common courtesy die as soon as the internet hit the scene....or was it dead long before i came to
Here Sits My Heart
here my heart sits, waiting for you to accept what it has to offer will you take what it feels and hold it near or will you throw it away it just wants to love you like no one else can what it feels for you i can not stop i have tried and tried over and over again but it tells me it belongs to you that it where it wants to be in with your heart beating as one so here sits my heart waiting for you will you accept it or will you throw it away it tells me it does not want another only the one it has has chosen for me so here sits my heart waiting for you.
Sexiest Kiss Contest
Give Away Need Help
MistressBroken MistressBroken is in a Giveaway! Come help her out by bombing her! She will return the favor! Here is the Payscale! 100 comments=Custom Graphic 600 comments=Salute 1000 comments=Nsfw Salute
Mouths Can Lie
what you spend your time on what you give your attention to is where the heart lies because we will give our lives to what is in our hearts our mouths can lie but our hearts can not.
Fun Fun Fun
Come join the first train that pays to be on it .. For every member that joins you receive a small gift such as a gift from the fu shop.. fu bucks.. bling .. ticker.. 1 day blast .. Exp..When you join you give a gift to the person who joined before you and then the next person that joins gives you a gift.. This is the giving train.. As some ppl can't always afford these items it's a nice way to return love to others even if just with a small gift. To join you must F/R/A all train members then send a message to the Conductor, Co-Conductor, or Engineer. Welcome to the Midnight Special Conductor Carnie@ fubar Co-Conductor (2nd in command) ~GreenEyedGoddess ~Owner of Blue Dragon Owned by Abby again :) {Shadow Levelers}@ fubar Engineer (3rd in command)
Own Me
ok this the first auction i am in so show some love and please come bid on me... Auction starts 2-26-08.. OK i am in an auction and the highest bidder on me wins: 1. all photos rated 2. all stash rated 3. mumm made all about you 4. salute made by me with your name on it 5. nsfw salute made by me with your name on it 6. my undivided attention... you can bid with fubucks, vips, blasts, tickers, and happy hours.. all cash prizes trump over fubucks.. please show some love and come vote on me... just click on the pic and it will take you there... Friends VS Redneck Friends FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs. REDNECK FRIENDS: Call your parents mom and dad. FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong. REDNECK FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying, Damn...we fucked up...but that shit was fun! FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. REDNECK FRIENDS: Cry with you.
Patriots Lol!!!
After Tonight - Mariah Carey I look at you looking at me Feels like a feeling meant to be And as your body moves with mine It's like I'm lifted out of time And time again Patiently I've waited For this moment to arrive After tonight Will you remember How sweet and tenderly You reached for me and pulled me closer? After you go Will you return to love me After tonight begins to fade? I feel your touch caressing me This feeling's all I'll ever need With ev'ry kiss from your sweet lips It's like I'm drifting out of time Alone will tell If you feel the way I feel When I look in your eyes After tonight (after tonight) Will you remember How sweet and tenderly You reached for me and pulled me closer? After you go (after you go) Will you return to love me After the night becomes the day? Time and time and time again (Time and time again) So patiently I've waited For this moment to arrive After tonight (after tonight) Oh, yeah, will you remember How
Fuk The Patriots
I am so glad the patriots lost.tom brady is a horseface that has an ass for a chin. bill bellichick is a no good cocksuking poor loser. fukin asshole didnt even stay til the end of the game. what a sore fukin loser!! for all u patriots fan AHAHAHAHAHAH FUK YOU!!! now maybe tom will stop bein a deadbeat dad n take care of his kid!! MY KID WOULD OF BEEN AT THE SUPERBOWL!!!! so when all u pats fans are done cryin let me know n ill make fun of u sum more!!!! like the saying goes ...... CHEATERS NEVER WIN!!!! 18-1 ONLY 18-1 TEAM TO NOT WIN THE SUPERBOWL!!!!!
Center Of The Bible
CENTER OF THE BIBLE (awesome) The pictures are awesome....but wait until you read the words. Q: What is the shortest chapter in the Bible? A: Psalms 117 Q: What is the longest chapter in the Bible? A: Psalms 119 Q: Which chapter is in the center of the Bible? A: Psalms 118 Fact: There are 594 chapters before Psalms 118 Fact: There are 594 chapters after Psalms 118 Add these numbers up and you get 1188. Q: What is the center verse in the Bible? A: Psalms 118:8 Q: Does this verse say something significant about God's perfect will for our lives? The next time someone says they would like to find God's perfect will for their lives and that they want to be in the center of His will, just send them to the center of His Word! Psalms 118:8 "It is better to trust in the LORD than to put confidence in man." Now isn't that odd how this worked out (or was God in the center of it)? Before sending this I said a prayer for you. Got a minute? 60 seconds for God? All you do is
Bad Boys Of Fubar
So I made this page up to pimp out the hottest guys on fubar and help them in any way possible to level and in contests and so on... So all guys that join here please add all members as it is a page to help everyone involved in any way possible Thank you for taking the time to read this blog and I hope that I see some new bad boys join Are you a bad boy? I love having bad boys on my page Wanna join? There are a few things you can do to join and you have a choice of these things but first you MUST Rate,Fan,and Add me before anything and then... You can choose to... 1)make a salute for me or, 2)Give me 1000 fubucks Think about it this way it works out for you because I'm pimping you out because this is what it is, a pimpout for all bad boys and since everyone is always trying to level it would be best if you went and added the others that are in this folder as well because this is all to help each other in leveling,in contests the works...oh and repost any bulletin
Ive Been Tagged
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names. Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1)Im a Bears Fan 2)I twist my hair 3)I graduated college last year 5)I have two beautiful gurls 6)Im addicted to Fubar 7)I smoke way too much 8)My favorite alcohol is Jack Daniels 9)I drink Mt. Dew all the time 10)My favorite meal is Roast, carrots, and potatoes I tagged punks punkette, starry, ronja, punk, abby
Baby Coming!! :d
I am in need of thoughts and prayers for my Sister in Law and Brother. They are currently awaiting the overdue arrival of their daughter. My Sister inlaw was due to give birth on the 22nd of January and the Doctor has just today induced labor. My family has been through a lot with this pregnacy and are all very anxious to get the phone call from my brother that their little girl is here! Especially since they are based in Japan for the next 3 years. (My sister in law in a RN in the Navy.) So for those of you that pray, and even if you don't....could you just send a thought of safety for mother and child.....and patience for my Brother...(he'll need it most I'm sure LOL) Thanks, JeNn "Life is a flame that is always burning itself out, but it catches fire again every time a child is born." --George Bernard Shaw
My Poetry
Last Words of a Frightened Soul Grasping for air As I begin to say goodbye Please baby dont forget me and wipe the tears from your eyes I tried my best to love you Even when times were hard I tried to get you to see That you were the one I wanted You were the only one for me With death approaching near I need to say this to you Always remember the good times we had I know my soul will always be with you Loving me isn't easy Leaving you is harder to do but know it was inevitable Its something I have always needed to do My eyes are filled with pain and sorrow My heart breaks at the thought of what this will do to you. As I fade away into the next life every thought is on you Know that I loved you baby and I am so glad I got a chance to know you Poeticheart
Super Bowl 3rd Qt
Your kisses are sweeter, your body still tingling from your orgasm we lay there in each others arms. I kiss you and begin to laugh you say oh no what. Grinning i say don't worry. I begin kissing your neck again you feel my kisses wet as I begin kissing downward. Teasing my way down your belly as I kisses and nibble my way to your belly already it begins to flip as I lovingly make my way down your beautiful body not wanting to miss an inch. Moaning as I reach your clit you moan loudly as I begin to softly run my tongue in slow tantalizing circles. Sliding my finger slowly deep inside of you, moans of pleasure come from deep inside my tongue and fingers causing you to breath faster moan louder the tightening of you stomach tell you your close MMM you growl make me cum baby. I do as you ask, speeding up Teasing you inside and out it builds. You feel me circling harder on you clit my fingers sliding in and out faster and faster your there you feel it coming you grab my hair saying yes
Need You Advice!
i need some advice, i have found three engagment ring and don't know which one to give her. they are in my album marked- "engagment rings". All of them are over one hundred years old and money is not a problem. which one would you choose. Any and all help would be greatly needed. Thanks and have a nice day
The National Museum Of Crime And Punishment In Washington, D.c.
I am very pleased and honored to have been involved with this new museum project slated to open this May in Washington, D.C. My involvement with this multi million dollar museum, ( which will aslo house the television studios of John Walsh of "America's Most Wanted Fame" ), has been to find rare and unusual artifacts related to the history of crime and punishment, to lease objects from my own collection for display in the museum, to offer expert historical consultation to the museum, and to record voice intros and descriptions for many of the objects displayed within the "Capital Punishment" and "Medieval Justice" galleries. Visitors to the museum will wear radio activated headsets and in some parts of the museum they will hear me describing various artifacts and associated historical points. This has been a great adventure and I am very proud to have been so deeply involved with this project. Steve Santini
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I've Been Tagged
I've been tagged!! I got Tagged by Sweetlips!!! Once you have been tagged,you have to write a blog weird random things facts or habits about yourself.At the end you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, list their names.Dont forget to leave a comment that says "Your It" on their profile and ask them to read your blog.You cant tag the person who tagged you.... 1)I was born in Germany,raised in Colorado,then in Germany over 8 years , now in Indiana over 20. 2)I Love My Fiance Andrew! 3)I raised 2 kids alone. 4)I Love to spoil My 3 Grandkids. 5)I Miss the Rocky Mountains in Colorado. 6)I Love Scary Movies. 7)I Work part time as a cashier at good ole Wal Mart. 8)I plan on taking a trip to Canada in the very near future. 9)I Love to do counted cross stitch pictures. 10)I love to just enjoy life! I tagged: Hoakie Girl, Beboe,Princess Di,Redhotlustlife and Wizard.
Ff Hall
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1) I smoke way to much 2) I have 1 tatoo but plaining on more 3) I fight fires for free 4) I get told i flirt way to much 5) I really can't think of anything else that is strange about me. So I quess I i am just a boring kinda person.. I am tagging: Taryn John Merci Walt Terri
I'm excited, I finally started following a diet, not too strict one, just cutting down the fats and eating sensible... I have also decided to give it a try to that new pill Alli, I will try My best to stick to it (dieting it's so hard sometimes) but I have a goal and I want to work on it... I am going to start walking more, after the office I will try to go to the park and walk around the track for at least 30 minutes to an hour. The track near home is right in front of the beach and I like the view and the fresh air.. it should do Me good. My princess also joined Me in the diet, so we are going to be supporting each other, this is very important when you want to avoid "sabotage" we will watch each other as we progress on this new task. I am practicing My cooking skills and so far, My diet food has been delicious (I'm very good at cooking) :) I will keep you updated on our progress... now just hope to see a lot of support from My friends... right? Kisses & spanks Me
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You're my peace of mind in this crazy world. You're everything I've tried to find, your love is a pearl. You're my Mona Lisa, you're my rainbow skies, and my only prayer is that you realize you'll always be beautiful in my eyes. The world will turn, and the seasons will change, and all the lesson we will learn will be beautiful and strange. We'll have our fill of tears, our share of sighs. My only prayer is that you realize you'll always be beautiful in my eyes. You will always be beautiful in my eyes. And the passing years will show that you will always grow ever more beautiful in my eyes. When there are lines upon my face from a lifetime of smiles, when the time comes to embrace for one long last while, we can laugh about how time really flies. We won't say goodbye 'cause true love never really dies. You'll always be beautiful in my eyes. You will always be beautiful in my eyes. And the passing years will show that you will always grow ever mor
Naughty Quiz (answer Please)
The ULTIMATE NAUGHTY QUIZ! Fill it out and send it to me in a message, and repost to see what people put for you! 1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. How often do you maturbate? 4. Favorite position (s) ? 5. Do you think i'm hot? 6. Would you have sex with me? 7. lights on or off? 8. Would you have to be drunk? 9. Would you take a shower with me? 10. Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 11. Would you leave after or stay the night? 12. Do you like cuddling afterwards? 13. Condom or skin? 14. Do you give Oral pleasures? 15. Do you like to recieve Oral Pleasures? 16. Have sex on the first date? 17. Would you kiss me during sex? 18. Do you think I would be good in bed? 19. Would u have a 3-some with me? 20. How many times would you like to cum? 21. Would you use me as a booty call? 22. Do you like fore play? 23. What is fore play to you? 24. Can we take pictures of the act? 25. Would you send me nude pics if I gave
Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. cooking. going camping. to give massages. 4..i dont watch alot of sports. landscaping and remodeling. photography. 7..a woman in a button down shirt is a huge turn on for me. 8..i have a heart of gold.hehe. 9..been married twice.and been separated for 12 years...dont ask, 10..i am very romantic. i am tagging these 5 people..Cj, J-Roxx, Lutin,Lily, and Fantasy
A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE... enough money within her control to move out and rent a place of her own, even if she never wants to or needs to... A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ... something perfect to wear if the employer, or date of her dreams wants to see her in an hour... A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE .. a youth she's content to leave behind.... A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ... a past juicy enough that she's looking forward to retelling it in her old age.... A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE .... a set of screwdrivers, a cordless drill, and a black lace bra... A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ... one friend who always makes her laugh... and one who lets her cry... A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE .... a good piece of furniture not previously owned by anyone else in her family... A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ... eight matching plates, wine glasses with stems, and a recipe for a meal, that will make her guests feel honored... A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ... < BR>a feeling of contro
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Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. cooking. going camping. to give massages. 4..i love days of our lives . my friends on here . photography. 7..i love flowers . 8..i have a heart of gold.hehe. 9..i love to cuddle . 10..i am very romantic. i am tagging these 5 people.. Paul , Jeff, Bauer ,Spike the Vampy ,Yummy Bunny If time could stand still, I’d freeze it here, So you’d always hold me, close and near. In your arms, where I’m meant to be, Filled with the perfect love you’ve given me. A bond so strong, a hold so tight, To know you’re the one; my ‘Mr. Right’. A blessing sent from up above, In you I’ve found my one true love.
This Life Of Mine 14
The people in my house were a little grumpy last night to say the least. Now Christopher is sick and Anthony is still sick but I am making him go to school because he missed 2 days of school last week and can't afford to miss anymore! Everyone is sick around me, I am crossing my fingers that I don't get it. I have been pretty healthy all winter and it has been nice. I do however need to start a healthier lifestyle of exercise and eating right. Maybe it was all the junk food I have been eating all winter that has kept me from getting sick? lol I am so glad that a lot of the work is behind me and now I can attend to my house that has been neglected lately. My kids don't seem to know how to pick up after themselves and it is time they learn. Unfortunately I think I have gone behind them for so many years picking up after them that it will be a hard for them to break the habit of leaving a mess. Maybe I will go on strike and do nothing around here and see if they notice? Hmm
Forbidden Lounge
Come Join The Hottest Growing New Lounge Around! Forbidden Is The Place To Be We Have The HOTTEST Staff & Members! We Always have a blast. There's Always Great Contests & Give Aways. Great Music. Always Drama Free. FORBIDDEN Is The HOTTEST! Come Join Us. Plenty Of Drinks To Go Around! We Love New & Old Faces!!
Frazzled Bdazzled's Blog Space
Someday Somewhere there's someone who dreams of your smile, and finds in your presence that life is worth while, So when you are lonely remember it's true; Someday someone might come into your life and love you the way you've always wanted them to. If your someday was yesterday, learn. If your someday is tomorrow, hope. If your someday is today, cherish. You never lose by loving. You always lose by holding back. Someday I might meet somebody else and find love, Someday I'll find him and he will find me, Someday I hope. In the mean I learn to stand alone And breathe and find courage to go on each day.
Please rate this pic.. yup, just one picture rate is all i need!!! Thanks!!! (repost of original by 'misterfeet' on '2008-02-04 17:36:03')
A Friends Brother
I dont usually pimp out people unless its their birthday or something but a good friend of mine's brother just joined a week ago. If ya can please swing by and show him a lil fubar ♥ and give him a warm welcome! Thank you so much and please repost! (can ya plz repost the bully for me *bats eyes*) xoxo -cotton
Hi Everyone
what is love? do any of us really know what love is? im just not sure anymore. it seems to me that lovig someone and putting ur feeling out there is just not worth it at times. it just hurts to much. i am so sick of getting hurt and i am so sick of putting my heart out there just so that it gets stepped on. i have a husbend that says he loves me but treats me like shit. i have an ex that says he loves me but its a diffrent kind of love, a kind of love because we share a kid together cause we are firends. i so want someone that wont hurt me, that wont play games with my heart or with my head. why is that so hard for me to find? why can i be happy? am i that bad of a person that that i cant be happy. please someone tell me what love is because i cant tell anymore. maybe i am just not meant to find true love again. i had it once and now its forever gone. the only thing thats left is the child that we share and the momories that i will always remember. may be i should just turn gay and ore
Why Latinas Do It Better
Hey Everyone!
Hey People ! My name is Valentina .. Im new at this site.. Looks a bit complicated. But i guess ill get the hang of it =) I do have a myspace. A music one & also my main one. Here are the links, If you want feel free to check out my music & my site ! Love to all
Alone Again On Valentines Day...
Yet again I have nobody on this holiday to entire life and not once have I had someone special to buy chocolate for...or hell even flowers for that matter...everyone I come across loves to fuck with my feelings. Why should this year be any different? Just another lonely day...a reminder that nobody wants me, that all my efforts and love put forth towards a special someone are always taken advantage of...maybe one day someone will actually love me and not lie about it...maybe one valentines day I will actually have someone...
Bad Dentist
Someone is always there to make you Feel better and put a smile on your face :D if you haven't met him....well what are you waiting for hes the BESTEST Click below to meet Him misterfeet@ fubar and click This pic to rate his contest pic and help him win a 30 day blast!!! LOVE YA MISTERFEET!!!! Many Smiles April ♥ So its been quite a day for FU-TARDS and dumbasses and all that so i thought i would share a few with you....You know its a Monday when You get this in your Friend Requests and then you get Jealous people shouting you!!! Holy Wow Many Smiles April ♥
Febuary 4, 2008
Torrie Wilson @ 2008 Washington Auto Show (hq)
What has she done since her days of Wrestling, Playboy pics, and T-shirt design line?? Enjoy :D New Pictures of Torrie Wilson wearing her Valentine's Day T-shirt @ 2008 Washington Auto Show - -
hey yall the auction has started and here is my link to bid on me so come on if you are a friend to me how about bidding on me!! WEll yall i am going to be in my 1st auction on here it starts Mon, Mar 10 @ midnight eastern time. It is part of my leveling family The Rate Spankers! I dont have the link as of yet but will soon! So If I have any friends out there come bib on me and own me for 1 month ! I have never been in an auction. i hope i get some bids not many of the friends i have on here even pay me any attention! So i guess we will see
Starring Tastyflutterby & The Footie Monster
The Zelkaven Sword : Chapter 1
Chapter 1 It was just noon as the man returned to town from his excursion into the woods to take care of the raiders. He had been noticing less and less since his weekly trips. There had been none to speak of this time. He was doing his best to keep the trails clear for travelers and to keep the village safe for his wife and daughter. The village was fairly small. It had one tavern, to which the man was heading. He passed by several homes; second one on the right was his, on his way. The only smithy in town was just past the homes and on the right of the town square. The tavern was just beyond that. There was a small store, a letter carrier office, and a butchers’ shop on the left of the square. Everyone he passed waved and said “Hi” to him. He would wave or nod back. He was known to be fairly quiet. This was his home and had been for the past five years. The people believed him to be a bard. Only his brother and one other, not living in this town, knew his
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Insane A Khaotic Mind
Seeing as this is my first blog, i thought i might as well give you an insight in to my mind/life as of now. I love my wife, but she's been treating me like I'm just her play toy, it seems like all I'm here for is for her to get hugs, kisses and sex and if she's not treating me like that she's treating me like a damn 5 year old. I'm tired of it, but even though I've told her that, It doesn't seem to matter to her. It seems that all that matters to her is that i do what she asks and then just sit there compliantly and not say anything but if i do say something she gets pissed at me. I'm tired of it, but like i said, i love her and i love her so much and i don't want to screw up what i do have, because i haven't had a lot growing up, or even since I've started dating, and i don't want to lose what i have now, but I'm getting so fed up with it. I guess thats all for now.
What Can We Hope To Get From Here?
There are so many site where people make a profile, and post info about them self. But do you think it's possible to find some one on here, or just online friends?
Ordinary Stuff
I recently accepted the challenge of participating in the 2008 Polar Bear Plunge for Special Olympics Kentucky. Not only will I be freezing my tail off, but I'll be raising money for over 6,000 children and adults in Kentucky with intellectual disabilities so that they can have the opportunity to experience the joy of sports training and competition. I am asking you to help by supporting my fund-raising efforts with a donation. Your tax-deductible gift will make a difference in the lives of many! It is faster and easier than ever to support this great cause - you can make your donation online by simply clicking on the link at the bottom of this message. If you would prefer, you can also send your tax-deductible contribution to the address listed below. Any amount, great or small, helps in the fight. I greatly appreciate your support and will keep you posted on my progress. Joe
The Awakening
My Blog
Tell me why people who can't take care of kids keep having them? DOes it seem kind of weird that half the time the people who love the kids can't have them but the ones who are lazy and neglectful?I mean my neighbor had her child taken away for a false report to dhs and she is a very good mother and now has to fight for her child,buut yet the one who called can't take care of her own and has a dozen reports made but she still has them.i guess life sucks but there are things that just piss me off and i believe this is one of them.have a good one.
So most people know by now I was lucky enough to attend Kid Rock's concert on Feb. 1. I will start off by saying this was by far the best concert I've been to ... probably ever. There was no opening act. Kid Rock opened for himself. yes, you read that correct. He opened for himself which was by far the coolest thing. While I was disappointed he wasn't signing autographs at the meet and greet, the concert atmosphere totally made that OK. I will say though, I don't remember a time when I was in a place where there more joints passed around then I can even count. I think within 30 seconds of his opening act (Rock 'n Roll Jesus) there were at least 6 or 7 joints being passed around. I believe it's a prerequisite to show up to a Kid Rock show either drunk or stoned, or both for that matter. Pop Evil rocked out after concert and let me say....I will definitely be seeing those guys again. Not only can they rock your socks off, they're an awesome group of guys. Too bad I was wa
Bill Belichick: Sore Loser?
On more than one occasion this year, Bill Belichick and the Patriots have run up the score on an overmatched opponent, and forced an opposing coach to sit there and watch his beaten team go through the motions while their heineys were being handed to them. But when the shoe's on the other foot, and Bill Belichick's team has been beaten, he can't sit there and take the pain for a few seconds. With :01 left on the clock, and his team just having failed on a last chance 4th down effort, Bill Belichick ran onto the field for a quick handshake, and then bolted for the locker room. Belichick's an important guy and everything, but I wasn't aware that the league had given him the authority to decide when games end. There's time left on the clock, his team's been humbled, outplayed, and lost their chance at history ... and Bill Belichick doesn't have the stomach to sit there and absorb the pain until the clock read 0:00. That's unsportsmanlike at best, disrespectful at least, and at
What The Wolf?
Does anyone else get those FU e-mails that sneek up on you while your trying to look at your new e-mails from people you know? Now I know better than to go for those dang irritating all around pain in the ass store promos that ask for your e-mail address! I had over 60 promo e-mails from one company in one week! I have decided to send out some of my own FU e-mails to the same companies via their web sites. I would share some of my Fu-tard E-mails with you, but they would deffinately be under the NSFW catagory. The next time I'm offered a store promo if they really bug me I'll give them an alias that they'll never be able to e-mail and I'll find their web sites and e-mail them 666 Fu-tard e-mails! Anyone else Know How I can get rid of them? It's starting to drive me crazy, oh wait, I'M ALREADY CRAZY! There's always something new, even on a quiet site for Security. Well this might be funny now, though I was pissed about it then. All of my patrols finished, and still finishing off
Past The State Emt Test!! Woo Hoo
past the state emt test. i am a emt woo hoo
Fuck Buddy!
THERE IS AT LEAST ONE person ON YOUR friends list WHO WANTS TO FUCK YOU. SO LETS PLAY THE FUCK BUDDY GAME! The rules are simple: If you want to or wouldn't mind fucking the person who posts this, send them a *MESSAGE* saying "I'd tap that shit!" Dont be scared - This is hilarious!! The twist is YOU HAVE TO RE-POST THIS and see who replies. Repost this as "FUCK BUDDY" even if you are in a happy relationship. It is just a laugh... and you may be surprised
Is There An Attorney In Fubar?
If there is would you contact me by private message so I can talk with you.
Army Stuff....some Nsfw
What we are trained to do.....
From The Bulletin Board
A little reminder, because we too often forget. Your child, Our Children are the future. They will are the building blocks, to creating a better place for you and I. The thing is, what kind of message are we sending the kids of today ? That it's okay to shoot some one, or steal from some one, do drugs or kill an innocent child ? Is that really the impression you want left stowed upon your child or nephew or neice ? Now is the time to take a stand, and do something about it ! Let's make this a better place for you, for myself and for the children of the future One voice alone can't act alone...It's going to take a little help from every one. Maybe this will remind you what we are all fighting for, if not....You need a serious evaluation !
Computer Information
Ok for those who want to know a avid PC user/gamers input on vista and xp here we go. This is my opinion based off my experiances with both OSs on the same tower. My tower is setup like this for those who think my machine is to slow or weak. CPU - AMD Athlon64x2 6000+ (3Ghz) Ram - 4 gig ddr2 800 corsair ram Vid - 1 Nvidia 8800GTS (640 mb dx 10 PCIE) HD - 2 Serial Ata300 320 gig Segate Perpendicular hard drives Asus mother Board. Ok first my thoughts on new OSs in general. Microsoft has proven over the years one fact remains, never trust a new OS untill service pack 2. This one especially at least all other OSs were built of running OSs at the time, however Vista is made from scratch. Thus i recomend you do not touch it till SP2. Vista issues... 1. it was designed with gamers in mind over everyone else. Thus the new DX10 and other things included into the OS. However DX10 most people do not know is not needed to run the new Aero Glass inviorment that Vista has in i
Pimp Out
Great Comebacks
SMART ASS ANSWER #6 -- It was mealtime during a flight on Hooters Airline. "Would you like dinner?" the flight attendant asked John, seated in front. "What are my choices?" John asked. "Yes or no," she replied. SMART ASS ANSWER #5 -- A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets. As a man approached, she extended her hand for the ticket and he opened his trench coat and flashed her. Without missing a beat, she said, " Sir, I need to see your ticket, not your stub." SMART ASS ANSWER #4 -- A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store but she couldn't find one big enough for her family. She asked a stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?" The stock boy replied, "No ma'am, they're dead." SMART ASS ANSWER #3 -- The cop got out of his car and the kid who was stopped for speeding rolled down his window. "I've been waiting for you all day," the cop said. The kid replied, "Yeah, well I got here as fast as I could." W
Nursery Rhymes
Mary had a little pig, She kept it fat and plastered; And when the price of pork went up, She shot the little bastard. ******************** Mary had a little lamb. Her father shot it dead. Now it goes to school with her, Between two chunks of bread. ******************** Jack and Jill went up the hill To have a little fun. Stupid Jill forgot the pill And now they have a son. ******************** Simple Simon met a pie man going to the fair. Said Simple Simon to the pie man, "What have you got there?" Said the pie man unto Simon, "Pies, you dumb ass" ******************** Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. All the kings' horses, And all the kings' men. Had scrambled eggs. For breakfast again. ******************** Hey diddle, diddle, the cat took a piddle, All over the bedside clock. The little dog laughed to see such fun. Then died of electric shock. ******************** Georgie
Deep Thoughts
Some people are like slinkies, They don't really have a purpose, But they still bring a smile to your face When you push them down the stairs.
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1.I like working with wood 2.I have more female friends than male 3. I spend to much time on 4.I’m a prick at work 5.I’m a big old redneck 6.I speed all the time 7.I don’t have may friend due to my job.. 8.I’m a republican 9.I hate being lied to 10.I’m a big flirt I tagged Jenesa, CottonBlossom, Starry, Sandy and Abby
Give us this day all that you showed me The faith and the glory Till my kingdom comes Give us this day all that you showed me The power and the glory, Till my kingdom comes Give me all the stories you told me The faith and the glory Till my kingdom comes And they say that in our time All that's good will fall from grace Even saints would turn their face In our time And they told us That in our days Different words Said in different ways Have other meanings From he who says In our time Give us this day all that you showed me The power and the glory, Till my kingdom comes Give me all the stories you told me The faith and the glory Till my kingdom comes And they say that in our time We would reap from their legacy And we would learn from what they had seen In our time And they told us that in our days We would know what was high on high We would follow and not defy In our time Give us this day all that you showed me The power and the
Well Wishes
SORRY I SO WANTED TO GET TO EVERYONE'S PAGES BUT I JUST CANT DO IT BETWEEN THE BOUNCER SMACKIN MY ASS EVERY COMMENT AND THIS SLOW COMPUTER.. JUST WANNA SHOW LUV TO EVERYONE ON THIS SPECIAL DAY!!! Hugs and kisses!!!! zoeygrl luvs ya!!!!!!Free Comments & Graphics I just want to wish you a happy Faschnacht day/Fat Tuesday/Mardi Gras Day...Whatever you call it..just have a great one!!!!!!! luvya!!!!MWAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! zoeygrl
Thank God Im An Athiest
OK so like for serious i have this old friend of mine that used to tell me bout the time he flew into i think it was like minnisober and upon getting off the plane ( this wasn't one of the fancy shmancy city airports with gates and what not but one you stepped right out onto the tarmac) he was mad cause it was so cold. That was it simply, mad. I completely understand this concept cause right now where i am at i have the opposite issue.Not that i am "mad " at my current situation, Oh no it has gone way past that fucking point now. It is so completely and absolutely hot, now i don't mean that AZ, TX,or NM sort of dry "OMG it has been like 5o days since its rained"kinda heat.It has been getting into the triple digits now and thats both of the temperature spectrum as well as humidity. To coin a word from the before mentioned friend its fucking redunculoudous.It is in fact so entirely hot that i feel personally offended. Everyday i step outside the door of my room into the wonderful outdoor
As Positive As My Nyalism Gets
EXCERPT FROM ROBERT ANTON WILSONS-COSMIC TRIGGER I "Reality" is a word in the English language which happens to be (a) a noun and (b) singular. Thinking in the English language (and in cognate Indo-European languages) therefore subliminally programs us to conceptualize "reality" as one block-like entity, sort of like a huge New York skyscraper, in which every part is just another "room" within the same building. This linguistic program is so pervasive that most people cannot "think" outside it at all, and when one tries to offer a different perspective they imagine one is talking gibberish. The notion that "reality" is a noun, a solid thing like a brick or a baseball bat, derives from the evolutionary fact that our nervous systems normally organize the dance of energy into such block-like "things," probably as instant bio-survival cues. Such "things," however, dissolve back into energy dances -- processes or verbs -- when the nervous system is synergized with certain drugs or t
News/ Health
Quitting Marijuana Just as Hard as Quitting Cigarettes Send to a Friend Published: 02/08/08 FRIDAY, Feb. 8 (HealthDay News) -- The effects of withdrawal from marijuana use can be as bad as what people experience when they stop smoking cigarettes, including irritability, anger and trouble sleeping, a new study says. "These results indicate that some marijuana users experience withdrawal effects when they try to quit, and that these effects should be considered by clinicians treating people with problems related to heavy marijuana use," lead investigator Ryan Vandrey, of the department of psychiatry at the Johns Hopkins University School of Medicine, said in a prepared statement. This study included six men and six women (median age 28.2) who used marijuana at least 25 days a month and smoked at least 10 tobacco cigarettes a day. For the first week, they continued their normal use of both substances. For the remaining five weeks of the study, they were randomly chosen to ref
why is it so fucking difficult to upload pictures...i would have so many more uploaded if only the goddamn thing worked right!!!! any suggestions r welcome...
Help Her Out
{ BROWN EYES{} PLEZ RATE, FAN, ADD, & SIGN GUESTBOOK!!!!!!!!!!!!@ fubar help my girl out she needs everyone too help her...her birthday is on the 11th and she wants to level so if you could add rate fan or add her she would love it so much and she wants to level up before her birthday.
For My Story Writing Friends
I know I have several friends that are really good at this so I wanted to make sure that it was seen! Let me know if ya enter! ~Father Rellik~aka~Mass~Owner & Dj @ Unholy Confessions~DBLB~N D Crew~AngelRockers R/L Man~' spewed forth the following at '2008-02-05 04:39:22'.. CONTEST STARTS FEB 1 ENDS FEB 8 AT 12AM EST FIRST 15 ENTRIES WILL BE ACCEPTED TOP 5 WILL BE CHOSEN A PANAL OF 3 JUDGES WILL CHOOSE THE TOP 3 ENTRIES THOSE WILL BE POSTED AS BLOGS 1st PLACE- PIMPOUT IN LOUNGE AND ON FUBAR PAGE-BIG PIMPIN GIFT-10,000 fubucks 2nd PLACE-BIG PIMPIN-5,000 fubucks 3rd PLACE-2,500 fubucks TO ENTER SEND A PRIVATE MESSAGE TO THE PROFILE BELOW UNHOLY CONFESSIONS@ fubar (repost of original by 'UNHOLY CONFESSIONS' on '2008-02-04 09:21:11') (repost of original by '~Father Rellik~aka~Mass~Owner & Dj @ Unholy Confessions~DBLB~N D Crew~AngelRockers R/L Man~' on '2008-02-04 09:24:57') (repost of original by 'DJ AngelRocker ~K.O.P.E.~ RL GF to
My Thoughts!
~The day you wake up and realize how special I am, the one who already knew will be lying next to me~ ~It is what it is~ ~He who angers you controls you~ ~The ones walking behind you, talking about you behind your back, should come to realize you are already two steps ahead of them~ ~I'd rather have a moment of wonderful than a lifetime of nothing special.~ ~Life becomes precious and more special to us when we look for the little everyday miracles and get excited about the privileges of simply being human~ ~A broken heart is what makes life so wonderful five years later, when you see that special guy in an elevator and he is fat and smoking and saying 'Long time no see~ ~What we see, mainly depends on what we look for~ ~Several excuses are always less convincing than one.~ ~Time spent in getting even would be better spent in getting ahead.~ ~consequences of today are often determined by the actions of the past~ ~Experience is what you get when you didn'
Im In A Contest Help
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Free Money
I have been tagged by soul. This means that I have to write a blog about 10 things that relate to my life. 1. I Love my kids 2. when I am in love I love to much 3. I may jump into the fire to fight for and defend my friends 4. I cant stand hypocrisy and cynicism 5. the simple things are the best, sea, flowers, walk with no shoes, the wind on the face, laugh till cry...... 6. Football (The real one, The european kind) is a passion 7. I love music 8. I am to old to regret anything 9. Live in a desert island is my dream 10. I hate when I feel weak I am tagging Terminal Carrotop Ryche Sillyazz Flame All of you please do the same: write 10 things about you, and spread the tagging to 5 others
Pet Contest
What fun. I entered my pets in a cute pet pic contest and can't figure out how to let my friends know. I tried individually e-mailing each person but I couldn't remember who I sent messages to so I gave up on that. I decided to post the info in my blog in case anyone wants to rate/comment on the pics. If you click on the pic they will take you to the page where you can vote > > > > > > > > > .
Wanna Own Me
wanna own me? here is the link and start bidding Hey Everyone On Feb6 thru the Feb13th The Hottest Male Under 22 Contest will begin at 8:30am Central and end exactly one week from the time and day So i will Need your help in winning this contest all who help will be very much loved and will be put in my family list all ur votes will be so much appreciated love to all. Your KIng of Kings
Important Stuff
I would like to start out by saying that I am going to talk about something that is very important to me because I have it... Some of u may not want to be my friend no more from what I am about to talk about and if that is the case I do not want to be your friend anyway sorry for being so blunt but the world is not a fair place and I do not have time to be judged.... The topic of this is cervical cancer and HPV (an STD)... I have both.... I am not saying this cause I want attention or to be felt sorry for.... The purpose of this is to help women get educated.... I found out 5 years ago on Valentines day that I had it..... U may have seen the commericials for gardisal shot on TV it is the HPV(an STD) vaccine I would totally recommend every women go get it if not for u for me... The whole theme behind the commercial is I want to be "one less" person to get HPV(an STD) and cervical cancer..... I got one of the highest risk forms of HPV and it can not be cured..... So please go get teste
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Dealing With My Depression
A life spent alone A heart missing passion Yearning to be loved Along comes the key That special someone Who fills in the void This person is your Perfect match Your soul mate First off lets establish that this blog is not intended to be used as away to make anyone help me gain points. It is simply my way of expressing what I am thinking. I am severely manic depressive to the point it has been very functional in many aspects of what I do in life. Most times I am great at disguising my condition by joking around and not being serious unless the issue warrants that I be serious. However my mental condition is also very destructive to a lot of my personal life because as of yet there doesn’t seem to be a combination of medications that have been able to help control my condition. At times my depression has me pushing away everyone important to me because I know that if I go unchecked for long I get to a point when being around people literally causes me heartache because I c
Feelin' Kinda...hmmm...
i was made for you, so special, perfect you shared your secrets with me, ev'rything and nothing much, all the things that mattered my heart was new; ready for you, waiting to spend all the time in the world with you i shared your joy and absorbed all your tears you'd run to me when life became too hard to bear and you would hold me tight and cry or rush with all your happiness and pour it out to me, but as the years went by time took it's toll on me, and i began to bear the signs of your undying love - stains and rips and patches to strengthen all the places where you had hugged me too tight but never a word of complaint from me for i was there for you, and you alone i became worn and tired, too weak to hold my head up as i'd once so proudly done no longer could i comfort you the same nor handle all the tears and fears and smiles and so you learned you had to let me go so then you laid me down, put me away to forget, move on and grow without me but you took a pie
A Poem For The Women
I long for your kiss, the feel of your lips against mine, your touch as you caress my body. I long for the look in your eyes when we see each other, the feeling that fills my body as we hug, the sound of your voice as you say "I Love You". I long for the the feeling that I get in my heart as we wake in in the morning, the feel of your body against mine as we make mad passionate love all night long. most of all I long for your company.
so todays blog is over add/adhd/ , I see so many people bad mouthing parents if they say there kids got it. Or how parents dont do there jobs.. and thats why there kids are that way. I do believe at times that kids are wrongfully diagnosed with olit..but I also believe it to be a real thing. My oldest has it. I lived with it clear up til he was 8. He was very busy, couldnt sit still..etc. We done all the tricks..time out, butt whippings..etc. Was very hard to deal with. He was very emotional and if you even looked at him the wrong way, he would cry. He never understood what he was doing wrong. He never was up with rest in school on reading. Hes not the type who wants to do things wrong just for fun of it. Anyways in 2nd grade.. teacher said he was daydreaming alot. I finally asked her oppinion..she said her boy was same way and found out he had ADD. So, did the paper, and 2 who know him..and 2 teachers. With what we answered on the said he had it
A Soul Mate Orin: Soul mates are friends and loved ones who are responsive to your love, and with whom you are deeply connected and share a common path and purpose. Your soul mate may be someone who has come to be with you and learn similar lessons. Or, it can be someone who has come to assist you in your spiritual growth by showing you more about yourself and offering you ways to open your heart. I will call these people soul mates. A soul mate can be someone who is connected to you from other lifetimes and with whom you are continuing a well-developed past-life relationship. Or, this may be your first lifetime together on earth. "When love beckons to you, follow him, Though his ways are hard and steep. And when his wings enfold you yield to him, Though the sword hidden among his pinions may wound you. And when he speaks to you believe in him, Though his voice may shatter your dreams as the north wind lays waste the garden. For even as love crowns you so shall he cruc
The Valley by Leviticus My best friend in life is Melissa. We've been friends since 4th grade when I, the new girl in school, found myself being teased by a bunch of boys who had me trapped alone. Melissa came to my rescue and chased them all off by threatening tell their moms. From that moment we were never separated. We went to the same schools, the same college, even dated some of the same guys (but never at the same time). I know every one of her dirty little secrets, and she knows all of mine. For instance, she knows I like to play around with bondage. Sometimes she'll even help me by tying me up from time to time, but she knows I prefer it when a guy takes charge so this doesn't happen often. Occasionally she will get me to tie her up, but even this is rare for it has never felt right for me to do the tying. A couple of my ex-boyfriends were pretty good at tying me up, but relationships for me don't last very long, and it wasn't long before each one drifted away. I h
Daves Thoughts And Wishes
I an in a contest that ends on Feb 17th. First place is a VIP for a month or 7 day blast. I need to have at least 10000 comments but also have to win with the most comments. Currently way behind. Rates equal 5 comments. Please help and repost or make sticky. Thank you, David (repost of original by 'President Lincoln(DJ E-Pars' Mentor)Team TNT~Vigilante Radio & Original Love Shack Owner'' on '2008-02-06 18:31:17') I am entered in a contest and need some help with comments and rates. Need to catch up as this started on Feb 3. Rates count as 5 comments, so please rate and comment as much as you can. Thank you all.. If you would like a tattoo pic crated as well just let me know upper back or lower back and what name you want. David
My friends and I went to a party and let me tell you the guys there were fucking amazing! I officially can say I had sex at the bottom of the pool with scuba gear on. I thought it wasn't possible but, I was wrong. He rode me like there was no tomorrow and let me tell you it didn't take long for both of us to cum. When we got out of the pool, the two us fucked for a good 3-4 hrs non-stop. God I'm a horny little bitch lol!!! love always, Stacy
Sad Day
Today we pull the plug on my gandma now she in a better place. She die with no pain.:( Plz pray for my family I just got world they put her in icu. And find out she is now brain die and it time to pull. I well keep you all up to date. Thank you., I Just got a phone call today saying my grandma is dieing. She chould go anyday. She has all ways been there. I know everone die. But I know the next faw weeks for myself and my family is going to be hard. So i am asking for ur prays. And if I am not on you know I am dealing with my grandma right now. THANK TO ALL MY FRIENDS ANGEL
Free To Be You
DOS Beer: Requires you to use your own can opener, and requires you to read the directions carefully before opening the can. Originally only came in an 8-oz can, but now comes in a 16-oz can. However, the can is divided into 8 compartments of 2-oz each, which have to be accessed separately. Soon to be discontinued, although a lot of people are going to keep drinking it after it's no longer available. MAC Beer: At first, came only in a 16-oz can, but now comes in a 32-oz can. Considered by many to be a "light" beer. All the cans look identical. When you take one from the fridge, it opens itself. The ingredients list is not on the can. If you call to ask about the ingredients, you are told that "you don't need to know." A notice on the side reminds you to drag your empties to the waste bin. Windows 95 Beer: The world's most popular beer. Comes in a 16-oz can that looks a lot like Mac Beer's. Requires that you already own a DOS Beer. Claims that it allows you to drink several DOS
Helping A Friend
subject: I NEED HELP PLZ!!!! IM BEING ARRESTED FOR MDA ON 2-13-08! post date: 2008-01-30 14:14:35 views: 10 comments: 0 ratings: 0 This year, I have the honor and pleasure of participating in MDA's Airport Lockup to help "Jerry's Kids®". To reach my goal I need your help! I'd like to include you or your company on my list of contributors who are helping me reach my goal. Your donation would help MDA continue the important fight against muscular dystrophy. Check out my web page by clicking on the link above. There you'll find all kinds of information about MDA, and be able to make your tax-deductible donation on-line using your credit card. MDA serves people in our community with neuromuscular disease by providing clinics, support groups, assistance with the purchase and repair of wheelchairs, braces and communication devices, and summer camp for kids. MDA also funds research grants to help find treatments and cures for some 43 neuromuscular diseases that affect peo
Goddess' Bad Boys
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Hi All... Yes indeed I took one of those days yesterday and believe me it was needed!!! Drove down to Portsmouth to visit a friend of mine, Jennah, at her house. She made us a fabulous lunch, light but very yummy. Then we drove down to Rye Beach and took a leisurely stroll along the shore. The sun was up and warm, the salt air smelled fantastic, good conversation and company!! On the way back to her house, we drove via New Castle Beach and stopped there for a bit as well. I had never been there, so new territory...giggles!! Once back at Jennah's, we decided to take a stroll through downtown Portsmouth as well. Stopped at a wonderful little Bakery there, had Hot Chocolate and a Briscotti!! Both where to die for, I am not sure if it was the fresh air that made it taste so good, or if indeed it was that Fantastic!! So I finally made it home about 6 pm last night, ate my supper and slept the best I have in a dog's age, dreaming of Spring and more Beach walks!! Wish you could have
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Old Auctions And Contests
!!!!ENDS TODAY!!!! The Auction is now OPEN!!!! Stop by and bid on your fellow fubarians :) It will run from now until Feb 22nd at midnight eastern time! Be kind with the bidding :) Do not bid if you dont intend to pay... If anyone has any problems at all feel free to contact me and we'll get them resolved! ~*~The Fallen One~*~ Mistress of Daddy Lo~*~Fuowned by Domking123~*~Member of Az's Angels~*~@ fubar Happy Bidding!!! Here are your fellow fubarians up for auction this time. Click on a picture to bid on the person:
My Poetry
It has been a long while since my last verse But I still suffer from the same unbearable curse Seems like every time a chance arises The same painful result just materializes I cannot understand the lingo or the signs Come out with your intentions, your signals make me blind I always come around at the wrong time, I am never wanted Teased for being a believer, constantly belittled and taunted Not getting any younger in this game called life With every passing day, my back comes closer to the knife Had hoped someone would have pulled me away by now Yet here I am, alone & flooded in tears that life has allowed I'm afraid to let my heart like anyone for they will never feel the same I am a guy and all guys are obviously bad, but I am the main one that is blamed Watching the world go 'round for everyone else while mine stands still Why not join those others with no hope, overdosed on pills Maybe I would be better off just fading away into an abyss Never to know the supple,
Lo's And Lette's for 20 years i have been in the dark and finnaly i have someone that makes me truly happy is it real is these butterflies in my gutt really there am i really smiling uncontrolably r my knees really getting week when i see her am i no longer lonly and un happy god i hop ethis is for real fuck this pain fuck this suffering fuck this love and fuck this life i give up i am done everything always seem to fail my life is nothing but failer someone please come and take this life of mine death sound so good death sounds so fun what is left here for me nothing so i take this blade to my vaqins hoping for a slow painful death i take the blade to my neck and hop ei go quik
Single For Val
Well I guess I am going to be single for Valentines Day. It sucks I havent been single for the love day in a long ass time. There are two men right now that I would love to be in a relationship with. One of them more than the other but I dont know. I dont think either of them like that much. I love being single but I love what relationships have to offer. Many people tell me that I am hot, sexy, beautiful and on and on. I dont know what I should do wait and see if one of these two guys come around to asking me to be theirs or just say screw it. Any advice is wanted.
Tag You're It
Tag You're It..... I have been tagged by my wonderful friend Where am I ? Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I love to make friends 2. I love doing genealogy 3. I love gardening 4. I love all animals 5. I love to talk to people 6. I am an out going person 7. I love to have fun 8. I love music 9. I love to take travel 10. I love to help people Loan guy; Ice; Gunzle; Davweso; wolfman
Apparently an ex-friend of mine and one of her friends have decided to start bashing me and making profiles on her to mimic me. I have received some very nasty comments so if any of you have read them I do apologize for their ignorance. If any of you are approached by someone saying they are me, or a profile similar to mine, please msg me before believing them. Also because of them I have made my page more private, So you will have to friend me before having any access to my page. Hopefully this wont last long and they will get bored soon. If they do persist I will post their profile links so you guys know what kind of people they are...then maybe with some gentle prodding from my friends they will leave me alone.
Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. Have fun! 1. I like to talk allot 2. I love butterflies 3. I hate when promises are broken 4. I love mine new car 5. My little Bro will be up in a week 6. I hate mine ex husband right now 7. I love mine little man allot AKA (mine son) 8. Right now I'm sad about something 9. Mine Divorce will be final in 90 days 10. I LOVE being outside... Passed on too Seatown Settlefireman38 BigbadMac SeattleDrummer Tdubbs
Man, after my divorce i wasnt sure how to approach dating, but irealize it sucks. I would love to have a girlfriend for a long term relationship but its hard to find what you want. All i want is someone that likes me for me and will love me unconditionally, but oh well, life goes on.
My First Blog, Huh?
Hmm, this is some new territory to me. Never ran a blog before. To anyone who may happen to read this, i'll warn you now, It's gonna suck! Turn back while you still can. Ok, here i go! Ramble, ramble, ramble, ramble, ramble, blah, blah, blah. Oh, and before i forget, plz rate, fan, add, worship me! Just kidding, i don't give a rats ass! And that's the bottom line, cuz Forny said so!
Quizzies! Ooh Ahh!
You Are a Lemon You have a very distinct personality. And if you're not being sweet, you're a little hard to take. You're a bit overpowering, especially in one on one situations. And while you are very dominant, sometimes your power is needed and appreciated. You can liven up a dull situation, and you definitely bring a fresh outlook. You are a bit of an acquired taste, and you tend to grow on people over time. People feel refreshed and rejuvenated after spending time with you. What Type of Fruit Are You? You are The Moon Hope, expectation, Bright promises. The Moon is a card of magic and mystery - when prominent you know that nothing is as it seems, particularly when it concerns relationships. All logic is thrown out the window. The Moon is all about visions and illusions, madness, genius and poetry. This is a card that has to do with sleep, and so with both dreams and nightmares. It is a scary card in that it warns that there might be hidden enemies, tricks
Fake Account
This person is using my pictures for her account. She is a fake.
The Fu-wife
Ok so anyhow just seeing if anyone needed a fu-hubby lol...i'm here looking for a fu-wife, i wonder what responses i will get with this but curiousity has killed bring me back to life and undo the curiousity within me lol
My Souls Faucet
When you hold the heart of a man in your hands you can feel the depths of his soul. When he comes to you a little broken and somewhat exposed, with the underbelly of his tough exterior open, seemingly laying his head upon your shoulder and aching for you to balm his burn, you then begin to know the realness that is him. You see past the he that he shows the masses and now have the him that has room for you. I have a weakness for this man. The man that is strong and confident and secure, but beneath can bare and be broken and needs my care. I have the words to console an aching heart. I have the love and tenderness and need to nurture and protect those that fill my heart. I fall and fade and slip into a being fast and without caution. How can my hopelessly romantic and empathetic heart not fill up with someone that is all things me? I too have an exterior and interior me. The me the masses see may be so far different from the real me that you may be confused at some point and think m
For A True Angel
If my punctuation sucks in this blog I don't give a shit!!!! Recently i was told my kids mother that they are moving further away from me with a very short notice!! I bothers me being two hundred miles from them it killed me at work yesterday couldn't come to terms with it at all.But I will have to suck it up and deal with it is all i can do.There is a song by Slipknot that reminds that you cant take back the past and have to move forward.What iam trying to say is in times like this i feel i failed in areas of being a dad but i know im a great dad though.B the song tells me that i cant weigh myself down but music helps me deal with sorrow in my own way so this one way of getting off my chest.But i love my kids and i hope they do ok in a really big city they are moving to and all my love is with them i love guys!!! Well friends and people little did you know about 2 weeks ago i got out of rehab again!!!! And this damn blog isnt for me to get attenion our say hey fucking loo
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Poems From My Eros Page
The Mist The beauty of water, envious of your passion turns to vapor in your presents, only to long for your touch dose it form rain to once again touch your body and reclaim its true form. EROS Earth and Beauty The wind slows the moon dims, and the sun fears to rise beyond the horizon. Waters still, the fish lay deep below the water, and the trees could not stand to drop a leaf. Your presents bewilder them and the earth takes a gasp, and takes in your beauty. EROS Tears You must walk into the day, for the sun forgets to rise without you whisper. You must venture out into the night, for the moon must reflect upon its insecurities. In your perfume weighs the essence of your passion. In your breath lays the touch of the gentile wind. Your Tears breads life to an ocean and in your love brings comfort to my heart. EROS Death Ye as I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil, for I am the darkness that fear itself loths,
Internet Harrassment
NOW FOR A LITTLE DRAMA!!! RECENTLY PARTIES UNIDENTIFIED HAVE BEGUN ATTACKING MY WIFE LAURA, AKA LUVFAIRY, VIA NASTY COMMENTS SENT FROM ANONYMOUS ACCOUNTS, AND EVEN CREATING A COPYCAT PROFILE FOR THE PURPOSES OF SLANDER. FOR THOSE WHO ARE NOT FAMILIAR WITH MY PAST, NOT ONLY AM I FORMER LAW ENFORCEMENT BUT ALSO I HAVE TRAINING IN COMPUTER PROGRAMMING. TO THAT END LET THE PERSON RESPONSIBLE BE WARNED. I CAN AND WILL TRACK YOU DOWN AND DELIVER YOUR INFORMATION TO THE FEDERAL AUTHORITIES: "pursuant to THE US COMMUNICATIONS DECENCY ACT OF 1996, which clearly states that it made illegal the use of a telecommunications device (i.e. including Internet technology) that: makes, creates, or solicits, and initiates the transmission of, any comment, request, suggestion, proposal, image, or other communication which is obscene, lewd, lascivious, filthy, or indecent, with intent to annoy, abuse, threaten, or harass another person -or- makes a telephone call or utilizes a telecommunications
Help Lvl Me Up!!!
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My Baby's Back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It had been over a month since I heard from love in South Africa, and it turns out that she had her phone stolen. She has a newe number now, OMG! am I ever relieved. Also, she got the package I sent her over a month ago. She got it last Friday. She loves the jean jacket, and sleeps in the boxers I sent. I'm thrilled to death. Oh and I got a letter from her today.It was mailed January 23rd. Wow! and I thought our snail mail was bad. Cheers!
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My Peepers *blah*
I had to go get my eyes checked the other day and the dr said that I had to get glasses. Well I didn't really want to hear that, but I knew that I had to get them. I can't see the television, pc screen, or hell, much of anything. Most of my friends have tried to tell me that glasses are sexy and stuff like that but I REALLY am having a problem with the thought of wearing them. The had to put all these coating on them and blah blah blah... I just don't want to wear them. So if you have any positive advice I would be glad to hear it.
Under Attack
We, the people, it has a nice ring. It was what our forefathers thought too. They fought a war over those words, and now we fight a war over those three words too. The war has been going on in one form or another for many years, but the real fight started September 11, 2001. Do you remember what you were doing at that exact moment? I do, I was just waking up, and my wife and kids were just leaving for school and work. I stood in front of my church and told them how I felt, what I felt, and what I did right after the two towers fell. The most prominent thing I did was to go to the sitters and hug my girl for a very long time. I knew the real war was about to begin. If I only knew how right I was. First we did what was right as a nation and attacked those who attacked us; we are still engaged in that war. And it will go on for a very long time. Now we as Christians and believers of our Loving GOD are under attack also. This attack has been going on for years, we as Christians have bee
The FBI had an opening for an assassin. After all the background checks, interviews and testing were done, there were 3 finalists; two men and a woman. For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun. "We must know that you will follow your instructions no matter what the circumstances. Inside the room you will find your wife sitting in a chair . . . Kill her!!" The man said, "You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife." The agent said, "Then you're not the right man for this job. Take your wife and go home." The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about 5 minutes. The man came out with tears in his eyes, "I tried, but I can't kill my wife." The agent said, "You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go home." Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instructions, to kill her husband. She took the gun and
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My Life
last year me and mark broke up over stupied shit. well it only took 2 months to come back to me. now we are happy 2gether and we are taking things slow.
Great Truths We Have Learned
SUCCESS: At age 4 success is . . . not peeing in your pants. At age 12 success is . . having friends. At age 16 success is . . . having a drivers license.. At age 35 success is . . . having money. At age 50 success is . . . having money. At age 70 success is . . having a drivers license. At age 75 success is . . having friends. At age 80 success is . . . not peeing in your pants. THE FOUR STAGES OF LIFE: 1) You believe in Santa Claus. 2) You don't believe in Santa Claus. 3) You are Santa Claus. 4) You look like Santa Claus. GREAT TRUTHS THAT LITTLE CHILDREN HAVE LEARNED: 1) No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats. 2) When your Mom is mad at your Dad, don't let her brush your hair. 3) If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always catch the second person. 4) Never ask your 3-year old brother to hold a tomato. 5) You can't trust dogs to watch your food. 6) Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair. 7) Never hold a D
My dear Friend, I am Sorry! Sorry it couldnt be me Sorry I couldnt be there Sorry you were taken unfair! I'm going to miss you a ton I'm going to miss all our fun But I'll see ya again in time When its my end of the line I never got a chance to say bye Honestly it makes me wanna cry... I try to think your in a better place but every time I think I see your face I keep thinking your still around I want to hear your voice, just the sound Too many friends have gone away Keeps reminding me why I dont pray.. I feel robbed at every turn makes my damn heart burn! I know life isnt fair but why leave me to spare? Such a great person, who helped a lot She was taken away by being in the wrong spot I hope everyone remembers her large heart I will so I know we wont be far apart You were always someone I could talk to Whenever I was down, you just knew! We'd hang out, talk and watch TV You were a great friend to me! Take care doll, and have a blast even tho
About Me...
Pisces, Pisceans possess a gentle, patient, malleable nature. They have many generous qualities and are friendly, good natured, kind and compassionate, sensitive to the feelings of those around them, and respond with the utmost sympathy and tact to any suffering they encounter. They are deservedly popular with all kinds of people, partly because their easygoing, affectionate, submissive natures offer no threat or challenge to stronger and more exuberant characters. They accept the people around them and the circumstances in which they find themselves rather than trying to adapt them to suit themselves, and they patiently wait for problems to sort themselves out rather than take the initiative in solving them. They are more readily concerned with the problems of others than with their own. Their natures tend to be too otherworldly for the practical purposes of living in this world as it is. They sometimes exist emotionally rather than rationally, instinctively more than intellectual
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Why Condoms Come In Boxes Of 3,6&12
A group of rapists and date rapists in prison were interviewed on what they look for in a potential victim and here are some interesting facts: 1) The first thing men look for in a potential victim is hairstyle. They are most likely to go after a woman with a ponytail, bun, braid or other hairstyle that can easily be grabbed . They are also likely to go after a woman with long hair . Women with short hair are not common targets. 2) The second thing men look for is clothing . They will look for women who's clothing is easy to remove quickly . Many of them carry scissors around specifically to cut clothing. 3) They also look for women on their cell phone , searching through their purse, or doing other activities while walking because they are off-guard and can be easily overpowered. 4) Men are most likely to attack &rape in the early morning, between 5: 00a.m. and 8:30a.m. 5) The number one place women are abducted from/attacked is grocery store parking lot
Chelsea Clinton recently discussed current events with a U.S. soldier. She asked if, as an American fighting man, anything scared him . He told her there were only three things he feared: 1) Osama 2) Obama AND 3) Yo Mama
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The Se7en Sins Members
GREED Greed (or avarice) is, like lust and gluttony, a sin of excess. However, greed (as seen by the Church) is applied to the acquisition of wealth in particular. St. Thomas Aquinas wrote that greed was "a sin against God, just as all mortal sins, in as much as man condemns things eternal for the sake of temporal things." In Dante's Purgatory, the penitents were bound and laid face down on the ground for having concentrated too much on earthly thoughts. "Avarice" is more of a blanket term that can describe many other examples of greedy behavior. These include disloyalty, deliberate betrayal, or treason, especially for personal gain, for example through bribery. Scavenging and hoarding of materials or objects, theft and robbery, especially by means of violence, trickery, or manipulation of authority are all actions that may be inspired by greed. Such misdeeds can include Simony, where one profits from soliciting goods within the actual confines of a church. A Beautiful Mess *~*~S
Pieces Of Me
You sit there my prince waiting and longing to be seen Silent in shadows you lurk longing for arms to hold you close as they once did. I hear you breathe a small sigh parts your lips as you become impatient in your waiting. My blood begins to quicken as you step ever closer near Pressing your lips to my ear whispering to me... to be with you. Your hand graces mine and no one notices You walk back across the room, your eyes never losing its gaze upon me. Knowing surely that my will can never be stronger than yours. So sure of yourself you smile slightly licking your lips to increase the intensity of the flames gathering inside my veins. Deepening your gaze and holding my eyes captive to your will. Everyone is gone now... no one is here in this place No one but you and I as it should be I feel you behind me, I feel your eyes surveying the contours of my body Deciding which to ravage first. I turn to find you but nothing is there Only darkness awaits You to
Random Thoughts
is there cheesecake in heaven? and if so what kinds do they have? so i have this really bad habit about when the men in my life piss me the FUCK off i do something to my hair. i got no clue why but my hair it always pays the price. this is how i went from red to black one time, and how i went from hair almost to my ass to it slowly but surely falling just above my shoulder. well now today my ex (father of ashtin) calls me and we get into arguement over a bunch of shit... we are going thru court right now trying to get his rights to my son taken way..... and well i got royally pissed off, low and behold i have some blonde highlight creme under the sink so what do i do in my stage of pissed offness, i take it out, mix it up, and apply to random places on my head. now i have to wait 30 mins to see what i will like lol.... i've never done my own hair. woohoo hope it comes out good if not oh well i'll just dye it some new shade in a few weeks. okay so the other day when i was mad i tried t
Meet Me In The Stairwell
As Alot Of You Know,On 01/19/2008 With The Help Of Some Of The Most Awesome People, That I Have Come To Know, I Became a "Fubar" Godfather. Well,Along the way there have been some of you that have helped me along the way, And I Am Extremly Thankful For All That You Have Done For "ME",And That Comes From My Heart. With That Said,I Would Like To Say That i Must REGRESS A Bit,Sort Of Take A Step BackAnd REFLECT. There Are Things Here,That I Am Thankful to God For And The One Thing is That Someone ,Somewhere, Allowed My Path To Cross With The Love Of My Life Roxanne Aka Majestic Vision And I Will Always Be Indebted To That Spiritual Being, That Allowed This To Happen. So For Now,I Must Say Goodbye, For Awhile As There Are Things Said And Things Seen That Cause A Discomfort In My Heart Things That Have Affected My Real Life, Things That Tax My Mind and Put Me In A Place That I Will Never, Want To Enter Ever Again,For The Rest Of My Life, A Pl
The Way Things Are
To Walk The Red Road
"To Walk The Red Road" A long road winding began in the stars, spilled onto the mountain tops, carried in the snow to the streams, to the rivers and the ocean. It covers America, Canada; north to Alaska and southward to Mexico, winding forever around the indigenous... The Red Road is a Circle of people standing hand in hand. People in this world, people in between, and people of the Spirit World. Star people Animal people Stone people River people Tree people The Sacred Hoop... To walk the Red Road is to know sacrifice, suffering, and to understand humility. It is the ability to stand naked before The Creator in all things; for your wrong doings, your lack of strength, your dispassionate ways and for your arrogance, because to walk the Red Road you always know you can do better. You also know when you do good things that it is through The Creator, and you are grateful... To walk the Red Road is to know you stand on equal ground with all living
Pimp Out From Mullethunter
My fu-owner, the best fu-owner on fubar! Go Fan Rate Add this great woman! Show her some love! FknCrazy*** OWNER and DJ OF CLUB NAUGHTY N NICE ***~Happily Fu-Owned by ~~Dene aka Lone Wolf™~~@ fubar (repost of original by 'DJ BEETLE JUICE~OWNED BY OR BITCH FOR FKNCRAZY OWNER OF CLUB NAUGHTY & NICE' on '2008-02-14 23:47:20') (repost of original by 'FknCrazy*** OWNER and DJ OF CLUB NAUGHTY N NICE ***~Happily Fu-Owned by ~~Dene aka Lone Wolf™~~' on '2008-02-15 06:13:38') (repost of original by 'Shadows Nyte Angel greeter@Club Naughty N Nice' on '2008-02-15 08:38:57') (repost of original by 'shagirl~fu-girlfriend of wadudamir~~greeter/promoter~~@Club Naughty n Nice' on '2008-02-15 09:38:59') GO FAN/RATE/ADD THIS GREAT PERSON.. I AM SO HAPPY I DID WE BECAME BEST FRIENDS! SHOW SOME LOVE!! FknCrazy*** OWNER and DJ OF CLUB NAUGHTY N NICE ***~Happily Fu-Owned by ~~Dene ak
Tag Your It
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1) my favorite colors are blue and green 2) I went to Europe when I was 14 on school trip and would love to go back one day with that special person. 3) This has to be the grossest thing i do...but it's really mom got me hooked on peanut butter and sweet pickle sandwiches. 4) I love Shakespeare 5) I write poetry when I need to get my feelings out. 6) My mother passed away when I was 7. (No need to say your sry... ty for the thoughts tho) 7) One of the best thing to happen to me was having my daughter at 18 she saved my life because I was beginning to head down the wrong path in life. 8) Another b
I never dream,not till last night.It was vivid and still in my mind. I don't really read into dreams,they are just dreams to me,nothing more and nothing less. My best friend believes our dreams are telling us something. I have no clue. I never dream about people or friends,I did last night and it was just strange to me that i would dream about him. If what she says is true then I should believe in this dream and be happy.If it is what i believe dreams are then it means nothing at all and was just a dream that will never come true,as so many of my few dreams have. I like her way of thinking but why get my hopes up over a dream.It was just a dream after all,wasn't it? There is someone very close to my heart.He makes me smile,laugh,cry and feel good about myself.He makes me think of things I want and need.That I could be happy again. He is my best friend and lover,but I will never completely have as my own. I think about him everyday and what he is doing and thinking.What he smells like.I
My Fu-blocks And Why
Men & Shopping
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Tag You're It
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1.) Love F1 racing - Ferrari rocks. 2.) Led Zepplin - Greatest ever. Old enough to have seen them in 1972 Sydney Australia. 3.) After 20 years in my job will be finishing in June 2008 - wondering what life will bring after that - scarey thought 4.) FAvorite drink - Rum and coke. Captain Morgen here, Bundaburg Rum back home 5.) Love WOMEN - Gods greatest gift to man. 6.) Life is what you make it - I've made mistakes but you learn to say - well can't change it move on and try and learn 7.) Am a little shy till I get to know you then - You better watch out - LOL 8.) Cant sit still too long. Maybe thats A.D
What happened to actually asking a lady out on a date? All talk and no action gets old real fast. I'm all for taking the time to get to know somebody, but that's what dates are supposed to accomplish right? Today's question is... Why do we put so much effort into chasing somebody and then when we catch them we no longer want them? This goes equally for men and women. (Lord knows I've had my share of throwbacks :P ) I mean, are we chasing an ideal in our head or a real live human? Do we set such high expectations that nobody will ever live up to them? What is this power the opposite sex has over us when we engage in conversation? I mean, I'm an edumacated bean counter and there are times when I just want to smack myself because of some cheesy thing I said to a man. And then there are times when a man has said something to me and I've thought, "where did that come from?"
How To Eat Pussy...
HOW TO EAT PUSSY! 95% 0f females can't cum from sex UNLESS, they're on top..and they're on top why? so they can stimulate their doin' their lil snake charm grindin' grab on our pelvic bones..which..really does nothin' for the key pussy first..make her cum a few times...numb her up..then hammer away or soft and slow with alot of vaginal teasing with your magic stick to build it all up in the end, however u like...... now once ur inbetween her legs..don't just fuckin' dive in there like a bum at a thanksgiving charity dinner...take your fuckin'time I know pussy is nearly irresistable...but don't act like it is.. lick her inner thighs, kiss them..kiss around her pussy lips..kiss the lips etc. etc..finally once u've got your tongue on her clit..this is what u do..(u can use ur hands to spread her lips here if u want..that's all's easier to make em cum w/their lips u have easier access to their clit) now...roll the tip and somewhat flat par
When Is Life Life
When is life life This is a very emotive question when does the life of a child start. No subject creates such emotion than in the debate between Pro life and pro choice groups or in the field of abortion and human stem cell research, this is why I wish to explore the question. The biggest questions are when does life start? And what is life? Perhaps the decisions with regard to the Pro Life and Pro choice are more colored by religious belief than scientific logic. The fact is that science is not entirely sure neither is individual beliefs after all we believe what we want to believe sometimes to the exclusion of logic. Is this a philosophical or scientific question? I do not think you can separate the philosophical from the scientific they both play a part in our thinking Pro life uses scientific as well as theosophical reasoning. Pro choice or Science tries to play the pure scientific reasoning we are not pure scientific beings we are so much more complex than science can exp

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