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The Cherry Chase
I am in a contest and would really really appreciate any help that you can give me. even if its one or two comments, it will be greatly appreciated!! Rates count for five points so please be sure to rate it, click on the picture below to get there

Some Cute Jewish Jokes
Jewish man went to eat at a Chinese restaurant and started to wonder if there were any Chinese Jews. So, when the waiter came over to take his order, he asked, "Pardon me, but I'd like to know if there are any Chinese Jews?" The waiter said, "I no know. I go to kitchen and ask manager." After taking his order, the waiter went to the kitchen and returned in a few minutes. He explained to the man, "No. No Chinese Jews. We have orange Jews, tomato Jews, grape Jews, and pineapple Jews, but no Chinese Jews." -------------------------------------------------- A man walked to the top of a hill to talk to G-d. The man asked, "G-d, what's a million years to you?" And G-d said, "A minute." Then the man asked, "Well, what's a million dollars to you?" And G-d said, "A penny." Then the man asked, "G-d ... can I have a penny?" And G-d said, "Sure ... In a minute." -------------------------------------------------- An old Jewish grandfather was taking care of his two y

Packers Rock!!!
Breaking all kinds of records once again is #4 at his apex with a fantastic team backing him up. 4-0 and 422 passing Marino up by two today. What more can we say? I know I get all kinds of flack being a Packer fan in Cowboy country but all they can say is 5 Super Bowls.... did anyone catch all the MVP high lights on the Packers ... especially Farve? Holding the NFC record for most division championships, most MVP's in the NFL, and so much more. Yeah, a lot of people say Farve is over rated and too old... "he should have retired years ago". I say, you’re just mad because your team couldn’t get him to come to you with the promise of more $$$. Farve is one of the true blue football players in the NFL. He plays for the game not the $$. He respects all teams and has shown nothing but love through his career. So the next time you feel the need to speed our Packers off the pike take a breather ‘cuz we're just warmin’ up baby!! SUPER BOWL HERE WE COME!!!!!!

Life
seems now adays that when you want to smile things turn it upside down alot, the wars we are in, conflicts in our hometowns and such, the only thing that keeps me going is seeing other smiles, man woman and child aloke, just one smile or a soft hello from a friend, male or female places the fown i usually get to the side someplace when im unhappy. Always remember that we have feelings that can be touched by a certain someone, or many someones lol it could be something they said, or did, but they did itto make you smile,laugh,giggle,chortle,all that fun stuff. Today i sawe something precious a membe herewith a puppy...she held him so close...that made me smile. for that my friends was PURE LOVE...not fi;ltered thru some electeronicc garbage lol but pure dangidy dog gone love as my fave actor would say.... be goos t o each other and hey SMILE! :) why are we here?LOL its raining here, the pittering of it makes me want to curl up in the bed and sleep till it stops lol i have

Cute Italian Jokes
A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following: "Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time." "You foul-mouthed swine, " retorted the lady indignantly. "In this country we don't talk about our sex lives in public!" "Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talkin' abouta sexa? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spella Mississippi." -------------------------------------------------- This Italian guy had never played golf before and so asked for some tips before starting the game. An American player decided to teach the Italian the proper way to putt a golf ball. The American said, "You take this stick and hit the balls so that they roll into the hole". The Ame

Rockford Chariots
October 19 Rock Valley College Exhibition - 7:00 PM October 27 - 28 Lake Michigan Conference Tournament - Grand Rapids, MI November 17 - 18 HOME: Rockford Chariots Fall Invitational Nov. 30 - Dec. 2 Charlottesville Cardinals Invitational - Charlottesville, VA January 26 - 27 Arkansas Tournament - Little Rock, AR February 1 - 3 Lexington, KY - Blue Grass Invitational February 16 - 17 HOME: Rockford Chariots Spring Fling March 15 - 16 Division 2 Regional - Site TBA March 28 - 29 Lexington, KY - NWBA Division 2 Final Four HOPE TO SEE YOU THERE!!

Just A Little Lovin'
Hey everybody! I am in a contest for the Bubba the Love Sponge show and need rates on this picture. Please drop by and rate it, would really appreciate it! Thanks! http://www.btls.com/12boobs/?pid=148

Attention!!!!!!!!!!
hello all Budwiser here i met a new person today and he is really cool i want all of my friends to go pay him a visit and show his profile sum luv here is the link to his profile http://fubar.com/user/737879

Soundtrack Of My Life
HERE'S SOMETHING TO GET ALL YOU MUSIC LOVERS THINKIN. JUST POST THE SONG YOU THINK OF FOR EACH SITUATION THEN REPOST AS SONG SURVEY. 1.) SONG THAT SUMS YOU UP: Eminem - the way i am 2.) SONG THAT REMINDS YOU OF THAT SPECIAL SOMEONE: Aaliyah - one in a million 3.) MOST OVERPLAYED SONG ON THE RADIO: definitely that damn irreplaceable song by beyonce 4.) SONG THAT MAKES YOU HAPPY: Rich Boy - just bought a cadillac remix(it just does ok lol) 5.) SONG THAT REMINDS YOU OF YOUR BEST FRIEND: Alkaholics - only when im drunk(Marti) Mark Morrison - return of the mack(Sam) 6.) SONG THAT MAKES YOU CRY: Lenny Williams - I love you(not really though) 7.) SONG THAT REMINDS YOU OF HIGH SCHOOL: DMX - hows it goin down 8.) SONG YOU HEARD FOR THE FIRST TIME IN YOUR FIRST CAR: Fabolous - into you 9.) SONG YOU HEARD ON YOUR FIRST DATE: TLC - Red Light Special 10.) SONG YOU'D DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING: Alicia Keys - Diary 11.) SONG THAT REMINDS YOU OF SUMMERTIME: G

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Discovery at the Pad (left to right) *MS-1 Scott E. Parazynski, *MS-3 Douglas H. Wheelock, *MS-2 Stephanie Wilson, Pilot-George D. Zamka, Mission Commander Pamela Melroy, ISS Flight Engineer Daniel M. Tani and *MS-4 Paolo A. Nespoli(Italy) (*MS=Mission Specialist) Crew Notes: Pamela Melroy will be the second woman to command a space shuttle mission, after Eileen Collins(commanded STS-114, first flight after the loss of STS-107 Columbia). The third woman selected as shuttle pilot, Susan Kilrain, left NASA without commanding a mission. Peggy Whitson, who will be commanding the ISS Expedition 16 crew will receive STS-120, will be the first female ISS commander. STS-120 will be the first time that two female mission commanders are in orbit at the same time. Space Shuttle Discovery sits atop of Launch Pad 39. Photo credit: NASA/George Shelton Sept. 30, 2:45 p.m. EDT Space shuttle Discovery arrived at Launch Pad 39A at NASA's Kennedy Space Center, resting on the h

Penetration
I reveal my naked goose bumped soul like a virgin awaiting rape. But only in your blanket arms do I find protection from the electric razor-edged warmth of the world. You penetrate my soul. I shudder upon impact. I hear you. I hear your words caress my skin like a knife, cuts like the truth. Stings like it's real. The pain. The pain. I must escape the pain. Hide from your penetration. Your words echo from a distance as though I'm under water. But I can only drown while I look at you through watery eyes.

A Dating Guild For A Date With Me!
Ok, Ladies and Gentleman You ask what am I looking for in life and in a Woman. Its very simple I am looking for a Real Woman who is REAL. You said that is easy enough but here is a Few Helpful Hints to Easy the Getting to know you more stage! Top Five Rules! 1) Be Truthful on who you are and what you do in life! (I mean don't give me a bunch of bullshit about who you are cause I am to damn old to play the damn games). 2) Time is Money! (I mean I am a busy man that is handling a career and two twin girls so please understand if you tell me you will be back in a few minutes then come back or at lease come back and take yourself off line). 3) Communication is Golden! (Lord, People I am 31 years old and If you aren't willing to set down and have a conversation then don't even bother). 4) Life isn't in a Bottle! (Please don't do drugs or drink beer, whiskey or anything other then cokes, water, and tea). 5) Be a Good Roll Model! (I have twin girls that is in my life comp

Poem's
The most beautiful people that we have known are those who have known defeat, known suffering, known struggle, known loss and have found their way out of the depths. These people have an appreciation,sensitivity and an understanding of life that fill's them with compassion, gentleness and a deep, loving concern. Beautiful people do not just happen. By Elizabeth Kubler Ross

Calgon
I’m not sure if you can still buy Calgon, but I think I could be in one of their commercials right now and represent the product quite proudly. I wouldn’t care how big the production crew and how many cameras there are. Show me a warm bath overflowing with bubbles and I’d strip down and jump in quicker than… well… quicker than I can eat a bag of those new dark chocolate M&M’s… because it’s really a coin toss which I need worse. I don’t know why they use those perfect-haired-models in bubble bath commercials. They don’t look like they’ve had a rough day. Or week. Or month. Or life. These so-called-creative ad agencies need to use a strung out woman with six kids and a traveling husband. Distract her kids and put her in a peaceful bubble bath for 15 minutes. Let’s see if she comes out a new woman. If she does, I’m sold. Reality commercials. It should be the next fad.

Asshole Alerts...
hay homies this punk went after a lette just cuz she's big well i think he looks like a punk that needs a ass kicking to me cuz i don't care what size you are every one is all the same to me but this guy has no wright so if you would let him no how we feel please MMFWCL Jared the Dragon@ fubar (repost of original by '~DJ TWIZTID JUGGALETE ~' on '2007-09-30 16:57:22')

~!~forgiveness~!~
What is forgiving? Forgiving is giving up all claims on the one who has hurt you and letting go of the emotional consequences of the hurt. How can we do that? It's done at the price of beating back our pride. By nature we are selfish. Forgiving by definition is unselfish. Being hurt by another person wounds our pride. Pride stands in the way of forgiveness! • When most people think of forgiveness, they think of changing their feeling toward someone who has wronged them, of teary-eyed sweetness replacing anger and a thirst for revenge. But forgiveness is not a feeling at all. It is a choice you make, which may go against every self-centered fiber of your being. So forget the easy, mushy sentiment that the world inserts into the idea. True, you may feel some emotions when you forgive, perhaps gladness at being reconciled and close again. But if you are acting only on sentimental impulse, there's no assurance that your forgiveness will last beyond that impulsive moment. True forgivenes

Love
In my thoughts and my desires you are there in my passion and climax you are there a touch a kiss your hearts desire I am here with you when ever you feel me I am there if only in though my heats desire is to full fill your hearts pleasure fill me up with you I will shower you with all of me our ride has just begun our journey is forever a connection communication trust and willingness to fulfill hold on tight to all that touches your life once it is gone it is gone forever.. I have a little angel that flys around with a hammer and hits every one I love, I hope it beats the shit out of you!!! Send this to everyone you care about, even me if you care and if you get 8 you are loved.

~!~story~!~
We meet in the doorway, the moonlight through the windows casting a silver sheen on your raven tresses. The candles give a golden glow to the ivory negligee that parts just enough to allow me a glimpse of your silken breasts yet still hiding the treasures of your secret places. We speak no words, but enfold each other in a tender embrace. I gently turn your face up to kiss you, your cheeks, your neck, your eyes, and finally your sweet lips. As we kiss, you move your body so your thigh is pressing my awakening flesh and mine can feel the rising heat of you. The negligee slips from your shoulders and falls to the floor, as does my robe, so we may stand skin on skin as we caress each other. Back, shoulders, arm, hair, all come under our questing touch. As your lips part to receive that intimate kiss, my hands of their own accord reach down to cup the sensuous curves of your bottom and draw you nearer to me. You guide us to the bed and we lower to it still holding each other. I gently t

~!~the Meaning~!~
To love is to share life together to build special plans just for two to work side by side and then smile with pride as one by one, dreams all come true. To love is to help and encourage with smiles and sincere words of praise to take time to share to listen and care in tender, affectionate ways. To love is to have someone special one who you can always depend to be there through the years sharing laughter and tears as a partner, a lover, a friend. To love is to make special memories of moments you love to recall of all the good things that sharing life brings love is the greatest of all. I've learned the full meaning of sharing and caring and having my dreams all come true; I've learned the full meaning of being in love by being and loving with you.

Joke Nite
A Mother passing by her son's bedroom was astonished to see that his bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then she saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow that was addressed to 'Mom' With the worst premonition she opened the envelope with trembling hands and read the letter. Dear Mom,: It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Dad and you. I have been finding real passion with Stacy and she is so nice. But I knew you would not approve of her because of all her piercings, tattoos, tight motorcycle clothes and the fact that she is much older than I am. But it's not only the passion...Mom she's pregnant. Stacy said that we will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more children. Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone.We'll be growing i

~!~a Wish~!~
I lie on the ground, and stare into space, the stars start to move, into the shape of your face. I see you there now, looking down at me, with that cute little smile, that I like to see. You say "close your eyes", "tell me what you see", I see only two people, just you and me. We're walking the shoreline, with our feet getting wet, the horizon turns pink, as the sun starts to set. We make love through the night, on that white sandy shore, then I hold you while thinking, I could want nothing more. Oh I wish I could be, in that one special place, as I lie on the ground, and I stare into space

When Im Gone
"When I'm gone" Yeah... It's my life... My own words I guess... [Verse 1] Have you ever loved someone so much, you'd give an arm for? Not the expression, no, literally give an arm for? When they know they're your heart And you know you were their armour And you will destroy anyone who would try to harm 'em But what happens when karma, turns right around and bites you? And everything you stand for, turns on you, despite you? What happens when you become the main source of a pain? "Daddy look what I made", Dad's gotta go catch a plane "Daddy where's Mommy? I can't find Mommy where is she?" I don't know go play Hailie, baby, your Daddy's busy Daddy's writing this song, this song ain't gonna write itself I'll give you one underdog then you gotta swing by yourself Then turn right around on that song and tell her you love her And put hands on her mother, who's a spitting image of her That's Slim Shady, yeah baby, Slim Shady's crazy Shady made me, but tonight Shady's ro

I Hate Guys That Lie
Why is it that a guy says that he loves and then goes behind your back breaks a major promise that you actually think that they keep and they break it and you have evidence that they broke it then when you ask them about it they deny it all or they say that they did it but they say that they told the people they cant when they really didnt...why is that...and then when you ask them about it a lil bit after words they say they never said that and it makes you feel like you really fuckin stupid...why is that

Useful Information
> YOU MUST KNOW *77 > > I knew about the red light on cars, but not the *77. It was > About 1:00 p.m. In the afternoon, and Lauren was driving to visit a > Friend. An UNMARKED police car pulled up behind her and put his lights > On. Lauren's parents have always told her never to pull over for an > Unmarked car on the side of the road, but rather to wait until they > get > To a gas station, etc. > > Lauren had actually listened to her parents advice, and promptly > Called *77 on her cell phone to tell the police dispatcher that she > Would not pull over right away. She proceeded to tell the dispatcher > That there was an unmarked police car with a flashing red light on his > Rooftop behind her. The dispatcher checked to see if there were police > Cars where she was and there weren't, and he told her to keep driving, > Remain calm and that he had back up already on the way. > >

Surrender
The sea surrounds me. The current is strong. My body is weak. The journey's been long. The fight has left me. I relinquish control. You can take my body. But you can't take my soul. Drowning in despair. I don't know where to begin. So I just wait to see What the tide will bring in. Swept away in the sea, I lose my purpose. But it's when I let go, That I rise to the surface.

Attention Bikers ::::check This Guy Out ....!!!!!!!!!!!
Hello everyone this is my 1st blog so here goes.Went to a biker bash in Battle Creek,Michigan today n yesterday.If ne one knows who Ron Finch is he was there at the bash.He had some of his bikes there they were kool as hell.They some other local bike clubs there showing off there bikes as well.Heres a link to his web site to check out other stuff he has done.WWW.finchscustoms.com check it out.I got pic`s in my default album from show check them out .

Right On
This awesome saying was given to me by my friend 976015,thanks man, B EFORE YOU SPEAK... LISTEN BEFORE YOU WRITE... THINK BEFORE YOU SPEND... EARN BEFORE YOU CRITICIZE...WAIT BEFORE YOU PRAY...FORGIVE BEFORE YOU QUIT...TRY Your words, your dreams, and your thoughts have the power to create conditions in your life. What you speak about, you can bring about. If you keep saying you can't stand your job, you might lose your job. If you keep saying you can't stand your body, your body can become sick. If you keep saying you can't stand your car, your car could be stolen or just stop operating. If you keep saying you're always broke, guess what? You'll always be broke. If you keep saying you can't trust a man or trust a woman, you will always find someone in your life to hurt and betray you. If you keep saying you can't find a job, you will remain unemployed. If you keep saying you can't find someone to love you or believe in you, our very tho

Anchors Aweigh
Stand Navy out to sea Fight our battle cry We’ll never change our course So vicious foe steer shy-y-y-y Roll out the T.N.T. Anchors Aweigh Sail on to victory and Sink their bones to Davy Jones hooray! Yo ho there shipmate Take the fighting to the far off sea Hear the wailing of the wild banshees All hands, fire brands Let’s blast them as we go, so Anchors Aweigh my boys Anchors Aweigh Farewell to college joys We sail at break of day day day day Through our last night on shore Drink to the foam Until we meet once more Here’s wishing you a happy voyage home! Heave a ho there sailor Everybody drink up while you may Heave a ho there sailor For your gonna sail a break of day Drink away, Drink away, For you sail at break of day, hey! Anchors Aweigh my boys Anchors Aweigh Farewell to college joys We sail at break of day day day day Through our last night on shore Drink to the foam Until we meet once more Here’s wishing y

The Surveys
**BASICS: *name: *e-mail : *AOL : *MSN : *ICQ : *yahoo! : *Birthday [mm.dd.yy]: *Sign: *location: *height: *weight: *figure: lean athletic average thick heavy *Eye color: *Hair color: *Tattoos/piercings? *Website/picture URL: *Education: what year? drop out college freshman college sophomore college junior college senior keep goin' *Favorite Book: *Favorite Beverage: *Favorite Vacation Spot: *Religious Persuasion Christian Pagan Spiritual, not religious Agnostic *Do you think you're smart? yes no *What are your future plans? *Do you have a job? (if so, what do you do?) *Are you a moron or are you somewhat grounded? moron somewhat grounded totally grounded *Habits [check all that apply]: drinker smoker pothead druggie *What do you consider yourself?: open honest moral fun humorous mature org

Just A Thought...lol
Silly chatter Grinning face Focused Eyes Busy mind Emotions high Overwhelmed Anticipation Dead silence Upside down grin Wet eyes Lost in thought Deep sigh Not surprised Constant Disappointment Never first Always last Thank you Misplaced Sacrifices Everything Giver of all Receiver Of little Exhausted Dry eyes Wet pillow Misplaced Dreams Lost Hopes Forgotten Desires Tired Nameless Me (Unchained Melody's remake of Paul Simon's, "50 Ways to leave your lover") I WROTE THIS FOR THOSE WHO ARE ADDICTED TO FUBAR… "The problem is all inside your head", she said to me..The answer is easy if you take it logically I'd like to help you in your struggle to be free There must be fifty ways to leave FUBAR She said it's really not my habit to intrude Furthermore, I hope my meaning won't be lost or misconstrued, But I'll repeat myself at the risk of being crude. There must be fifty ways to leave FUBAR...Fifty ways to leave FUBAR Slip off the

Packers Rule
Way to go they won another one now 7-1 GO PACK GO Get More at COMMENTYOU.com WOW they won another 4-0 have a good feeling they may go very far..and Brett well he beat Dan Marinos record on touchdown passes that was awsome and he will beat many more before he leaves the league...GO-PACK-GO

High School Prom
Hello everyone, I am writing this to see if I can help my son's school win a $25,000 prom.I would appreciate if you all would go to the link I will post and vote for his school; Agua Fria High School. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE :) here is the link: www.wintheultimateprom.com you can vote everyday by text or web. :) Thank you all for anything you can do to help.

Whats Wrong With Kids Today
Ok so I watched that movie redline tonight and oh my god have they totally run out of material they gotta steal stuff from movies from the 80's???? In one of the early scenes it shows a woman looking at a crash photo of her dead father and several things are wrong with the editing job done here. first off I believe they said it was nscra race that he was in and the car has winston cup stickers on it. two it said he died in 2001 so winston cup was defunct by then, three when they cut to the video sequence the name on the car is Cole Trickle....They stole from the main crash sequence on Days of Thunder!!!! How crappy is that!!!! Not only is this whole sequence historically inaccurate in every way possible but they did not even bother editing the name on the freeking car. I say lame and we should all write the studio telling them to have better attention to detail! Ok so after some long thought over the years I finally figured out whats wrong with kids today. Commercials are ruining

Another Year Older...
Well, another year has come and gone... but I'm not going to get all philosophical here. It is what it is and you make it what you want. I'm enjoying life, I don't seem to look any older, and hell, I don't feel any older. I still look and feel at least 10 years younger. Anyway... just wanted to take the time to post this blog to thank those who come by and read and rate, and also to those who've stopped by with birthday wishes and gifts. Thanks!!!

Nsfw
I PUT N.S.F.W. BECAUSE NOBODY WOULD READ IT...SO LEAVE PERV!!!JUST GOT OFF A CALL OF A 4 Y/O BABY NOT BREATHING.....DAD TELLS THE CHILD TO CLEAN HIS TOYS...HE BENDS DOWN ON ALL FOURS THE THE DAD KICKS HIM INTO THE NEXT ROOM...COLAPSING HIS LUNGS ANS SENDING HIM INTO "V-TAC"....WE SHOCK HIM ...GIVE C.P.R. HE DIES IN MY ARMS...WHO WILL PROTECT THEM "you"!!!!! WTF I HATE DRAMA ...THIS IS NOT..... IM JUST VENTING.....

Fu Bombers
for the fu bombers family, i am makeing a family id for everyone, so please keep checking my photos for yours to appear. this is going to take awhile to make so please be patient for the fu bombers family, i am makeing a family id for everyone, so please keep checking my photos for yours to appear. this is going to take awhile to make so please be patient

You Need You Know
Sad but true and I agree. I have many friends that know my heart on this subject. They know how I feel about them ....... if you really think it is all good for the white man think again and read carefully. Not only is this true, but we are the ones that are blamed when all does not go according to the big picture. I am sorry people but we didn't paint that damn picture so try doing a little painting of your own and try to control your racist comments for those that truly deserve them. Just because I am a proud white girl ....... does not mean I am a racist I am just Proud To Be White!!! And I would be proud to be purple if that was the case as well!!!! Someone finally said it. How many are actually paying attention to this? There are African Americans, Mexican Americans, Asian Americans, Arab Americans, Native Americans, etc. And then there are just Americans. You pass me on the street and sneer in my direction. You Call me "White boy," "Cracker," "Honkey," "Whitey,"

Hot Bubbles
God she felt good, all alone in the jacuzzi and nobody in the swimming pool either. It always made her horny, the feel of the hot bubbles swirling round her body, the water jets pressing into her skin, she opened her legs and positioned herself so she could feel one of the jets nudging her cunt lips. She glanced round the place but the only person she could see was the female life guard right at the other side of the pool and she wasnt even looking, too busy reading a magazine by the looks of her. This is why she chose to use the leisure centre so early in a morning, there was very rarely anyone around. Oh the water felt good, she felt her nipples harden in anticipation of what she was about to do. She unhooked her bikini top and slid off her bottoms leting them float on top of the water, the bubbles rushed around her body, slim and fit but not masculine. Her hands started to move towards her tits, slowly squeezing her nipples and then pinching them hard, her imaginatio

Caught Masturbating
I was caught masturbating. Before I go any further please let me explain. To start with, I'm a lesbian and also a compulsive masturbator. Who has, while driving on the highway, pulled over and hiked up my skirt and fingered my hot wet pussy. I've even been out for dinner at an elegant restaurant and urgently had to visit the ladies room to finger my pussy. So I was at the Royal Art Gallery in Toronto, Canada and felt the urge to play with my pussy. Finding a public toilet, I entered and thought that I had locked the door but apparently I hadn't as I was caught. Hiking up my skirt and rolling down my panties, it was too hot for hose, I felt my hot pussy and started to lightly rub. I like to start by rubbing my pussy with the palm of my hand, to get it nice and wet, before I finger and cuddle my clit with my fingers. So as I was sitting there on the toilet, with my top pushed up and pulling and twisting my rock hard nipple, my free hand working feverishly on my hot

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To all employees without exception Why is the staff so fucking lazy? It's getting so I can't even walk fast through the hallways any more without stumbling over some freak on the nod. Is it drugs? Has it come to that? If so, by God, we're going to clean it up pretty damn fast. My attorney has worked out a series of disciplinary measures that will zap this thing where it lives. Henceforth, anyone caught with narcotics, crazy pills or other stupor inducing agents will be draged down to the basement and have his scrotum torn off..... and, conversely, any offender without a scrotum will have one permanetly attached to her. We feel such measures are necessary, even vital, to the health of this organization. This is the unanimous opinion of the sports staff, & as editor, I mean to enforce it. We will play no favorites. Beginning on the day after Christmas, any employee caught nodding out, jacking off, or otherwise squandering company time, will pay the penalty. This is a business- n

The Friendliest Skies
The flight was made longer by the fact that a week had passed without any release. As close as I may feel to my sister, she is a very light sleeper. She would have heard even the change in my breathing in that little guestroom we shared at my parents' house. To make matters worse, the rest of the family had the entire visit scheduled to the last minute. Ten minutes in the shower was barely enough time to soap up, much less...anything else. Luckily, my flight home was far from fully booked. I found myself seated in the last row of the aircraft. The row to the side and a few in front were completely empty. The cabin lights dimmed after take off. I slid a blanket over myself to hide what the near darkness might not. The tender flesh between my legs quivered as I slowly trailed one finger across. I could feel how damp the digit became with even that bare touch. Suppressing a sigh, I slid it beneath one leg band. I was aching to penetrate myself, but wanted to make sure th

New Teacher
I sat at my desk working on the staff rotas for the coming term when there was a knock at the door. `Enter'. I looked up to see the new gym teacher, Miss Morgan , standing in the doorway. `Come in, I won't be a moment.' Linda Morgan was in her twenties, fair haired and tanned from the glorious summer that we'd just had, with the firmest toned body I had ever seen. She had come to the school highly recommended after spending her probationary year at a nearby comprehensive, but she fully understood the workings of a girls boarding school having been privately educated herself. `Well, Miss Morgan, welcome to The Grange.' `Thank you, it's good to be here.' `We run a strict establishment here, and expect the same high standards of work and personal conduct from our staff and pupils both on, and off, the premises. As head, I reserve the right to punish any misconduct as appropriate. The parents are all aware that this includes corporal punishment, and are in agreeme

The New Teacher Part 2
Just as I prepare to retire for the night there is a knock at my study door. "Enter." Miss Morgan enters the study followed by two pupils clad in pyjamas and dressing gowns, and the younger girl a more than slightly embarrassed expression. I recognise the girl on the right as Jemma Simpson, a sixth former this year and the bane of my life for the last five. Although academically gifted, and a fair hockey player, Simpson and I had have many meetings in my office as one after another of the staff came to report her various misdemeanours. If it wasn't for the considerable donations that her Father regularly made to the school she would have been expelled long ago. The girl on the left is unknown to me though as this is her first term at The Grange. "What can I do for you Miss Morgan?" "I was making my final bed check in the dorm before going to bed myself when I found Jemma in bed with Anne. They were kissing and petting each other, Headmistress." "What ha

Mid-saturn Swings
Some people are so sad they can't be alone with themselves. I don't get it! Do you dislike yourself so much that you can't be happy with u? I'm serious. I know people that honestly can't be alone for more then a few hours....if they had to be completely alone....no phone calls, no visits, NOTHING for a whole weekend...they would DIE! WHY????? If you can't be happy with you then what makes u think other people can be happy around you. If you have a constant need to have other to make you happy you drain them and they will feel drained when around you. We all have a life force....a aura and though you may not understand why u feel a certain way when your around certain people there IS a reason! You may want to pay attention to this feeling! Those that make you feel good and full of energy can be good for you and those that make you feel weak and tired....BAD! I have a friend who sucks energy from those around her....I have to be very careful when she is near. She makes me very wea

The New Teacher Part 3
Jemma closed her eyes and tried to prepare herself for the first bare bottomed caning of her life. From the welts raised on her companion's backside by the thin cane, she knew that her own rear would be in a far worse state by the time this was over. "Open your eyes girl and fix them on Anne's rump." I turn to Miss Morgan and wink. " The cane I've selected for Jemma is more than twice as thick as the previous one and provides greater accuracy of control. With just a little practice it is possible to place the strokes so close together that no white flesh can be seen between them, or even to place each stroke on the exact same spot." " Now remember Jemma, count each stroke and thank me for it." The first stroke brings a grunt from the girls lips "One. Thank you headmistress." With the second stroke she gasps and shakes her head. "Two. Thank you headmistress." Not wishing to have another girl faint this evening I resist the urge to use full force or speed at t

The New Teacher Part 4
"It's a pity I had to cancel our planned meeting earlier, Linda. Had you been trained, you could have assisted me further in the girls punishment or even have dealt with them yourself under my watchful eye." "As you say, Headmistress, a great pity indeed. Though I learned much from watching you." There was a sparkle in her eyes that I'd first noticed when she'd arrived at my office yesterday for her first training session. "Do you think so?" I raised my eyebrows. " In that case, perhaps you'll want to see how it feels to be on the receiving end" "I think that would be most appropriate. How do you propose we begin, bent over the sofa perhaps?" As she positioned herself in the same way that Jemma had just a short while ago I asked "Are you sure about this? You don't have to you know." "Oh quite sure, Headmistress, if for no other reason than I deserve to be punished for my own behaviour. Placing your hand on my wetness as I did." I couldn't believe that hav

My Writeings
knock...Knock... A soft rattle on the window Of life Of opertunity Of joy or Something that resembles Love Of things better off Unthought Untought Unlearned Forever under constant scorn Also of want,or Better yet Of need or lust consumeing Of fillings And the lack there of and finnaly Of self protection throgh selfless projection Listen close,you can hear it now Growing closer still knock...Knock...KNock...KNOCK... Insistant but yet so distant A young mind Fights the glass and the night To get back on the right side of the window of life. -RAGE G. SYNISTER- Decided is the way in which in which i have become inside The circits within me have been exposed to lies Mechanical fillings from a hart of steel pump My robotic thoughts have become a tangled clump My metalic core,the waste of human hate and lust Burning eyes aglow with anger and mistrust I am no lon

Crazibone Blog
Funny Enlistment contracts for all branches of the military.... hope you like :-) US AIR FORCE OATH OF ENLISTMENT "I, (State your name), swear to sign away 4 years of my life to the UNITED STATES AIR FORCE because I know I couldn't hack it in the Army, because the Marines frighten me, and because I am afraid of water over waist-deep. I swear to sit behind a desk. I also swear not to do any form of real exercise, but promise to defend our bike- riding test as a valid form of exercise. I promise to walk around calling everyone by their first name because I find it amusing to annoy the other services. I will have a better quality of life than those around me and will, at all times, be sure to make them aware of that fact. After completion of "Basic Training", I will be a lean, mean, donut-eating, Lazy-Boy sitting, civilian-wearing-blue-clothes, Chair-borne Ranger. I will believe I am superior to all others and will make an effort to clean the knife before stabbing the next pers

Random Things...
Happiness dont come with a cost?..they say..I say differ'I belive you have to fight for it.Even then half the time it dosent come..Come's with many cost's..With that I mean..Sacrifices..Such as..Lossing with thing dear at times..Indeed that does suck...But keep all you good intentions in mind.I also belive that No'one will ever me happy..To a point..Such as..Never Satisfied.I know what your thing..I have everthing..Everything that I ever wanted..Will Sorry to say but I belive you should take a 2nd gander..I mean are you happy..honestly..No..I say..You always want more..there's always something else you need...or just want..So I leave you with that thought..Are you happy? Are you were you want..To be?..Or is there more.. Honestly, Plays a big role into days society. Some look at only the overall, In my own oppion which people are entitled too..Belive that people should take in the whole piece of what there talking about/reciveing and putting out there for other's. Such as this honest

New Job
I JUST WANTED ALL MY FRIENDS TO KNOW THAT I START MY NEW JOB OCT.1.YES, I'M GOING TO WORK BACK IN THE CONSTRUCTION FIELD FOR CONOCO PHILLIPS. I WILL BE WORKING NIGHTS SO I WANT BE ON MUCH ANYMORE. THE WAY THEY ARE TALKING I WILL BE WORKING 12 HOURS FROM 7:00PM TILL 7:00AM.AND 7 DAYS A WEEK. THE MONEY IS GOING TO BE GREAT. I WILL MAKE 14.20 AN HOUR. THATS NOT INCLUDING OVER TIME. SO, IF I CAN'T RATE ALL OF YA'LL PICTURES YA'LL KNOW WHY. I WILL BE SLEEPING MOST OF THE DAY. BUT, I WILL DO MY BEST TO GET ON HERE AS MUCH AS I CAN. I HOPE YA'LL ALL UNDERSTAND. WE ARE ONE BIG HAPPY FAMILY ON HERE. AND FAMILY STICKS TOGETHER. THANK YOU ALL FOR YOUR SUPPORT. PLEASE DON'T FORGET ME, RATE ME, FAN ME. AND I WILL TRY MY BEST TO RETURN THE FAVOR.. LOVE YA'LL ALL. HAVE A GREAT DAY!! MUAH!!!

Hand Prints
Closing her eyes against the darkness as though accepting blindness might help her see. The cloth light upon her face seems like it would hold nothing back from her and so she is sure the lights, too, have been turned off. The room is devoid of sound with the exception of the soft humming coming from a streetlamp just outside the window. With nothing left to focus on she seeks the sanity of that simple sound, letting it ground her into the here and now rather than daring to lose herself... at least not yet. Each limb is held down to the little cushion the old mattress holds. The springs push up and into her back and bite at her elbows. There is a piece of her, quite aware that soon even those little annoyances will go unnoticed and she tenses a bit with the knowledge, yet a smile burgeons on her lips, daring to mock the fear in her heart. The fear is not that which leaves one helpless, but escalates them to a new high. The fear of the unknown in the hands of one most trusted is som

Test
You are invited to attend the wedding of Lady Sunmaid and Templar Knight in the Wildcat Lounge October 11, 2007 at 9 p.m. EST Two hearts joining together to become one.... ~Brandy Lady Sunmaid~ ~Lady Sunmaid~Ŧ.M.Ä.Ғ.~I.B.I.C~Future Fu-Wifey of Templar Knight~@ fubar ~Chris Templar Knight~ ~Templar Knight~ "THE BOSS" Future Fu-Hubby to Lady Sunmaid@ fubar Sharpie is the offical for this union of love

Wtf
ok so wtf is up with women always wantin the bad boy image instead of a guy that they know will treat them right and take care of them? why is it that if a guy is nice and shows respect that most chicks now days always put them in the friends cateory instead of giving them a chance? well this is all for now but there will be more because i kow i'm going to see something that makes me say what the fuck

Come, Walk With Me!!
Come, walk with me Will you walk with me, When days are glad And the sun is glowing high upon the hill Will you dance with me When I need to laugh Eternal joy my life to fill. Come, will you walk with me upon the way.... To wander along This course of life today Seeing all to see And dreaming as we do Delighting in the warmth of dawn Fresh as the morning dew. Come, will you walk with me.... Stepping out the ups and downs As my friend As I will walk with you Wandering through life's doors Travelling twisty turns, caring as we go Yet loving all the more. Come, walk with me With oneness as our goal As we share God's love in all we do, But, if days may come we may not understand The pain of valleys all unknown Then we will kneel to pray To the One who knows.

I Bought A Bird Feeder .
I bought a bird feeder. I hung it on my back porch and filled it with seed. Within a week we had hundreds of birds taking advantage of the continuous flow of free and easily accessible food. But then the birds started building nests in the boards of the patio, above the table, and next to the barbecue. Then came the poop. It was everywhere: on the patio tile, the chairs, the table...everywhere. Then some of the birds turned mean: They would dive bomb me and try to peck me even though I had fed them out of my own pocket. And others birds were boisterous and loud: They sat on the feeder and squawked and screamed at all hours of the day and night and demanded that I fill it when it got low on food. After a while, I couldn't even sit on my own back porch anymore. I took down the bird feeder and in three days the birds were gone. I cleaned up their mess and took down the many nests they had built all over the patio. Soon, the back yard was like it used t

:)
I am extremely frustrated with women! I keep trying to get past it but I just can't. I cannot find a nice normal girl in my area. All I keep meeting are slutty, teasing, gold digging, drug addict drunks. Granted I work in bars so that's pretty much the only place I get to met girls, but there has to be a nice single girl around here that doesn't go to the bar everyday and I don't mean a girl that only goes out once in awhile and still gets shit faced every time she does go out. There is nothing wrong with having a few and feeling good. I'm talking about get into either an argument or a fight, falling down and then puking every time she goes out. I either meet those types or large unattractive women. I know I'm not hot, but I know I am not ugly either. I'm not a chubby chaser. I don't mind a little thickness. I'm not looking for a hottie, but you definitely have to be a cutey. I'll give these women credit though. They usually let you know from the get go they are into you. That's

Wtf Stupid Jerks
well last nite when i went to bed cause my shoutbox quit everything was alright ,,,,, yayyyyyy what do i do i wake up to some shouts on box and this one really pisses me the fuck off off so i thought i would share it with u and see if u think it was uncalled for or what , to me i think it is stupid as fuck if he is checking up on me and knows my name is always here he must b online also but anyways dumb ass 50% of time when my name is on here i am not online fucking all time stupid jerk yea what a lovely monday to start out with and for the record i will be blocking this person from me ... spida69: friggin ge offa the computer sometime ya jsut gonan keep getting biggr until you do sheesh and for another thing wtf does being on line have to do with getting bigger i am on a diet and have lost 15 lbs in 2 mths stupid jerk

Im Back
What a fools hanging around here! Reporting a picture of my hand as NSFW?! LMAO Dear new friends Im normally very kind and love to chat, but I cant chat at the moment. I had a surgery on my right hand for 2 weeks ago and Im right handed... The pain is killing me at the moment. Now Im going to take some rest and I love to talk to you asap. (Took me 1/2 hour to write this blog) Im so nervous, I think my spider is going to molt. She walked trough different stages and I think she's in the final one now. She is making a web now on the floor of her living area, she didnt eat for weeks and she doesnt have the beautiful glow anymore... I cant wait to see her molt, because she must grown bigger then she is already... Im going out shopping... cant stand the heat. Not my spider in the movie, but its interesting to see a molting.

Do U Need Help 2 Level?
Do u need help 2 level up? Or know someone who does? then read below: I will help rate anyone all u have to do is- 1) send me the link of the person/your link to me. 2) due to a lot of my friends who get their selves into contests, If more then 1 of you is in the same contest i will either a) make it a fair rate all i ask is that sometime in the future, that you help me back since i helped you. i have helped a lot of you and don't ask for much in return. i'm not a selfish person and i do like to help friends. so if you ever need help don't hasate to ask. have any questions feel free to PM (private message) me.

Help Me
Everyone.. the kid that threatened me has a new name and already emailed me.. Here is his new name.. PLEASE help me.. (¯`•¸·´¯)Øµ†~~ Fº®~~®€v€ñg€(¯`·¸•´¯)@ fubar There he is.. His new name is "Out For Revenge" and now that name is blocked.. I AM SICK OF THIS KID. (¯`•¸·´¯)Øµ†~~ Fº®~~®€v€ñg€(¯`·¸•´¯)@ fubar (¯`•¸·´¯)Øµ†~~ Fº®~~®€v€ñg€(¯`·¸•´¯)@ fubar I dont know what more I can do.. I have reported him here.. but no matter how many times I have him blocked.. he wont stop and he just tried to see me yet another boot/revenge bot on my computer. If I vanish for awhile.. I hope you all understand and I will miss you. It's been great getting to know you and it pains me that I might have to leave here out of fear.. because he has my home address and has posted it all over Fubar. Now he has my pictures. He said he will get me and hurt me.. Anyways.. Good night/morning.. whereever you are.

Beach Vacation
Well folks, we had a great time. Spent 4 days in Bethany at the National Guard Training Site. Compliments of the the US ARMY. Thank You. We had a trailer to ourselves. We had a couple of socials with the bosses they were great. We played poker, horseshoes, drank like fishes and had a great time. It was a bit different partying with the Colonel. He was actually very cool. We spent a few hours on the beach, I love the beach! Walked the boardwalk, drove to Ocean city did the boardwalk, and we ate at Phillips the all you can eat seafood place. Its great! On the way home we stopped at Dover Air Force base, at the PX i picked up new sneakers, a pair of jeans and cigs. We had a great time.

Gone For A Few
Yes I have discovered I have a life outside of Fubar, although I seriously miss it sometimes I am learning how to get out and enjoy life! Wow can you believe it?..LOL I am currently in Evansville Indiana, going to hit the Octoberfest tomorrow! Woo Hoo Beer and Bratwurst!..LOL Never been to it before, but I am sure I am gonna have a blast..Blast?...Ugh Ball..LMAO Ya'll take care of yourselves this evening and tomorrow. Wishing everyone a Happy Tuesday and Wednesday fubar day!...Hugs and kisses...MUAH Hey all..I just wanted to say first Good Morning!...:) I decided to stay of Fubar for a few days, after the fiasco with my pics I kind of got fed up with some people on here..I just felt this place was doing me wrong in so many ways, and needed a break...Did any of you miss me?..lol Well, I missed it a bit and I'm going to be on a few minutes more right now, but tonight I will be here..:) Hope you all stop by and say hi..:) Hugs and kisses..MUAH

Killing Time....
You. Can. Only. Type. One. Word. Not as easy as you might think. 1. Where is your cell phone ? Room 2. Your boyfriend/girlfriend? None 3. Your hair? mess 4. Work? fun 5. Your father? Genious 6. Your favorite thing? Laughter 7. Your dream last night? secret 8. Your favorite drink? Crown 9. Your dream car? mustang 10. The room you’re in? Clean 11. Your pet? anoying 12. Your fears? Hidden 13. What do you want to be in 10 years? traveling 14. Where did you hang out last night? home 15. What you’re not good at? organizing 16. Eyebrow rings on the opposite sex? what? 17. One of your wish list items? Tequila 18. Where you grew up? Mexico 19. The last thing you did? drink 20. What are you wearing? casual 21. What aren’t you wearing? mascara 22. The website GoofyAuctions.com (filled with eBay spoofs)? what 23. Your computer? anoying 24. Your life? fun 25. Your mood? hyper 26. Missing? time 27. What are yo

Chaos
I'm soooo not meant to be a mom. I'm watching my g/f 3 kids for a week while their at Club Desire in Mexico. Girl 14, boy 10 and boy 7. the 7 year old put so much toilet paper into his upstairs bathroom, that it flooded the downstairs. Water came pouring thru the light/fan fixture (paid almost a 1,000 for) soaked the furniture, and peeled the paint. The kids thought I was gonna clean it up. Guess again, your mess..you all clean it up. Didn't think I was wrong in that one. Any suggestions as to drying it out other than air? And how long should I wait before I turn on the power back into that room?Parents will be home tomorrow nite....woohoo!!!! Someone take me away??? Or show me lots of Luv! LOL

Help Please..........he's Hotttt!!!
I need a favor from all my friends, fans and family!!! Babyboy wants to level up so lets go give him our all!!! Ladies.....if you have not seen those sexy BLUE EYES you MUST check them out, they will make you melt hehe.......GUYS.......just a cool dude so be sure to go show him lots of luv!!! Click on his link to see this Red Hot Stud!!! $DJ Baby Boy$ { DIRTY SOUTH CREW} ~GIT-R-DONE REBEL FAMILY BOMBSQUAD~@ fubar I was recently asked to join T.M.A.F. I was debating on what I should do....had reservations about joining any family at the time but I did some research and decided to give it a go. This has been the BEST decision I have made since joining Fubar!!! I still have quiet a few members to get to know, however, the owner of this family...WILDCAT (Lisa) has been nothing less than awesome to me. She has treated me like a friend since day one!! I have so much respect for this lady, that I am now proud to call my friend. She is a legend of her own. I have neve

Hmmm Yeah
So my boss has come to the conclussion that I was more productive when i had a boy friend....i think she's alluding to "you need to get laid" And the funny part is, I'm actually avoiding it. As nice as it would be to have a regular booty call or even and in house booty call, I want none of it right now. I run screaming because, What if the potential booty call is simply no good and i get left feeling worse than before hand, or what if they get all smitten or worse yet, I get all smitten, I just don't have the energy to invest in something like that in this point of my life. I don't want a relationship, I don't even want a booty call. I want to concentrate on making myself a better person and learning how to be me...all by myself. anyway that was a bull shit rant session blah.... Super secret Ninja Squirrels on the Prowl... I'm strange and terribly random. But thats half the fun! ~P~ Somewhere out there is a person who will understand the simplicity of that statement. I re

Eye Color Says About You
What color are your eyes? Black Eyes People with black eyes spend the shortest time in relationships except for the one with their current addiction. They always fall in love with anything that has two legs, a pulse.They are great kissers----until they vomit all over you.. If you don¡¯t repost this and you have black eyes you will either O.D., spend the night in jail, or wake up next to some weird guy you've never seen before within the next 2 days. ___________________________________________________________ Blue Eyes People with blue eyes last the longest in relationships. They are kind, pretty or handsome, very good kissers and are really hot. They always fall in love with their closest friends and never understand why. They are very funny, outgoing and don't care what people think or say. They are very satisfying and love only that one girl/guy. Are straight up WARRIORS((aka SPARTANS)) when necessary. If you repost this and you have blue eyes you will have the best kiss s

October Is "breast Cancer Awareness" Month
As some of you know.. I am a survivor of breast cancer and I celebrate that I fought it and won..so far.. so.. if you know of anyone that has had breast cancer and survived or someone that is fighting it now.. Call her or him .. (Yes breast cancer is on the rise with males too.. it isn't just a female illness anymore. Men have been know to die from it as well.. just not spoken about. Which is wrong.. men need to get their check-ups just like us women do, to be safe) Anyways.. call them today and tell them that you love them and you support them. Hugs and Loves Cassie.. aka Angel

Men
The Man RulesÂÂÂÂÂÂÂÂÂÂÂÂÂÂÂÂÂÂÂ At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down Finally , the guys' side of the story. ( I must admit, it's pretty good.) We always hear " the rules" From the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules! Please note.. these are all numbered "1 " ON PURPOSE! 1. Men are NOT mind readers. 1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down. 1. Sunday sports It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be. 1. Crying is blackmail. 1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it! 1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question. 1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Symp

Friends
THIS IS A TEST TO SEE HOW MANY GOOD FRIENDS YOU HAVE.. YOU MUST SEND IT TO AT LEAST 10 PEOPLE, INCLUDING THE PERSON WHO SENT IT TO YOU *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* You are my friend...And i hope u kno thats true...no matter what happens... i will stand by u... i will be there for u... when ever u need me... to lend a hand.... to do a good deed...so call on me....whenever u need me... i will always be there...Even to the bitter end...Send this promise to all your friends to show your friendship and watch who sends it back to u. ____xxxxxxxxxx______xxxxxxxxxxx ___xxxpassxxxxxx___xxxxxxxxxxxxx ___xxxxxxxxxxxxxx_xxxxxxxxxxxxxx ___xxxxxxxthexxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Doooo Whaaa?!?!?!
Let others know a little more about yourself, repost this as your name followed by "ology." MOUTHOLOGY Q. What is your salad dressing of choice? A. Red Wine vinegarette Q. What is your favorite fast food restaurant? A. YUK!!!YUK!! Q. What is your favorite sit-down restaurant? A: Bravo! Q. On average, what size tip do you leave at a restaurant? A.15 % Q. What food could you eat every day for two weeks and not get sick of? A. crawfish(unless someone else is around-you know who you are!!LOL) Q. What are your pizza toppings of choice? A. extra cheese and bar-b-que chicken!Yum! Q. What do you like to put on your toast? A. strawberry jam TECHNOLOGY Q. What is your wallpaper on your computer? A. A beach Q. How many televisions are in your house? A. 3 BIOLOGY Q. Are you right-handed or left-handed? A. right Q. Have you ever had anything removed from your body? A. do two children count?? Q. When was the last time you had a cavity? A. about

My Life
when does the drama stop? I've asked myself this question alot. Why do people get off on makeing others go through hell? It doesn't make any sence to me at all. I have been through alot since i have been on cherrytap/fubar what ever you want to call it, as i'm sure alot of others have also, and it's ridiculous. But what can you do about it really, it's not like some ppl care. Anyways this will be my one and only blog..maybe things will change maybe not..thank you to the few that actually care out there and i hope all others have a wonderful time on here and don't have to put up with this mess.

Master
You already have a Master. But I have wanted you for a while. We have talked, teased is more like it. I wanted you but you could only have one Master and I knew you wouldnt leave him. My desire for you was strong. Strong enough to speak with your Master. I told him I wanted you and I wanted to show him my technique from my years of experience. He was upset at first but then he was intrigued. He set up ground rules and said you needed to be taught a lesson anyway. You were not to know that we spoke, that was one of the rules. He was to have final control and he had to be able to participate at his choice. I agreed. You were commanded to go home and undress and wait kneeling at the foot of the bed. He entered the room after you had been there for a while and plced a blind fold on you. He told you not to speak unless spoken to. He then told you that you were being given to someone else for a while. You let out a sigh, BAD GIRL! Not talking! He told you that you were t

Nice Guys Still Finish Last
I spent the last two hours writing a very personal and informative blog. when I went to post it fubar told me that my session had timed out and then I losat the entire thing. it wasen't all that interesting, but it was very cathartic for me. it help me get thru some very difficult issues im dealing with. I believe the cripple stool is the king of the pooping stools. I believe a man has no right to raise his hand to a woman in anger, no matter what she has done to you. I believe that a person does not have to go to church to worship GOD. I believe that a mans heart is more fragile than a womans because he doesn't know how to give it to another person. I believe that I am one of the few men that actually might come close to understanding women. I don't understand them I just come close. I believe that pets are telepathic. Look at all the things they teach us to do for them without saying a word. I believe that GOD has a sense of humor. Just look at my picture. I believe that

Words To My Favorite Songs
After the smoke clears When it's down to you and I When the sun appears And there's nothing left but goodbyes We'll just turn and walk away How could we let it end like this Just turn and walk away Should we seal it with a kiss It's too late Now you're out and on the run It's too late Held up in love without a gun Silent night We hold up our candle light Silent night The night our love died No words to say And we're both too tired to fight just hold me close... And don't let go It was all so simple when You were to be queen and I'd be king I guess those dreams got lost Cause baby you're still you And I'm still me Now letting go It's always the hardest part to fight When we both know We're just two more victims of the night It's too late Too late to wonder why Much too late To save a love that's died Silent night We hold up our candle light Silent night The night our love died No words to say Now we're both too tired to fight Just hold me close a

The Color Of Friendship
Once upon a time the colors of the world started to quarrel. All claimed that they were the best. The most important. The most useful. The favorite. Green said: "Clearly I am the most important. I am the sign of life and of hope. I was chosen for grass, trees and leaves. Without me, all animals would die. Look over the countryside and you will see that I am in the majority." Blue interrupted: "You only think about the earth, but consider the sky and the sea. It is the water that is the basis of life and drawn up by the clouds from the deep sea. The sky gives space and peace and serenity. Without my peace, you would all be nothing." Yellow chuckled: "You are all so serious. I bring laughter, gaiety, and warmth into the world. The sun is yellow, the moon is yellow, the stars are yellow. Every time you look at a sunflower, the whole world starts to smile. Without me there would be no fun." Orange started next to blow her trumpet: "I am the color of health and strength. I m

For My Fubar Friends...10/01
I see you from afar, Dark and aromatic.... As I have always remembered you being. I am held in your magnetic gaze, Drawn closer and closer to the radiating heat, Of your form.... Lost forever in anticipation... As I yearn to taste you.... that taste i crave It matters not... For I need to be inside you that warm wet place Filling you with my hardness hips meeting hips grinding... biting each other in a rage of lust All the energy, vitality you always bring to me... I am awakened when I have you near. Steam rises from our bodys i feel your pussy grip me and drain me of my cum.... ravenous rumbles of your seductive voice, Intensifies....and intensifies still.... Until you are exhausted and empty... And the deed is done. what emotion is it that i feel when i think of you? when i talk to you? when i fantasize about just being with you? not just lust i don't think just love and a great admiration of what a wonderful and perfect person you are Sometimes Wh

New Poem
My heart bleeds for you..it is bruised black and blue..your love is what hurt me, worse then any pain i ever felt.. Now youre gone from my life,i had to give up with out a fight. this is what you wanted was to run away,causing me more pain each day.. the sun comes up and the sun goes down,you have me looking like a clown.. i stand here with my heart on my sleeve, you stick a knife in and slowly turn. to see how much i bleed.. my blood is red, my heart is true. come back baby i still love you..... this poem is dedicated to my best friend jen... i wrote it for her.... she will always be my best friend no matter what some say.....

The Smell Of Rain
The Smell of Rain A cold March wind danced around the dead of night in Dallas as the doctor walked into the small hospital room of Diana Blessing. She was still groggy from surgery. Her husband, David, held her hand as they braced themselves for the latest news. That afternoon of March 10, 1991, complications had forced Diana, only 24-weeks pregnant, to undergo an emergency Cesarean to deliver couple's new daughter, Dana Lu Blessing. At 12 inches long and weighing only one pound nine ounces, they already knew she was perilously premature. Still, the doctor's soft words dropped like bombs. "I don't think she's going to make it," he said, as kindly as he could. "There's only a 10-percent chance she will live through the night, and even then, if by some slim chance she does make it, her future could be a very cruel one" Numb with disbelief, David and Diana listened as the doctor described the devastating problems Dana would likely face if she survived. She woul

To Every Guy
TO EVERY GUY To every guy that's said, "sex CAN wait" To every guy that's said, "You're beautiful." To every guy that was never too busy to drive across town (or across the state) to see her. To every guy that gives flowers and a card when she is sick. To every guy who has given her flowers just because. To every guy that said he would die for her. To every guy that really would. To every guy that did what she wanted to do. To every guy that cried in front of her. To every guy that she cried in front of. To every guy that holds hands with her. To every guy that kisses her with meaning. To every guy that hugs her when she's sad. To every guy that hugs her for no reason at all. To every guy who would give their jacket up for her. To every guy that calls to make sure she got home safe. To every guy that would sit and wait for her for hours just to see her for ten minutes To every guy that would give his seat up. To every guy that just wants to cuddle.

Fubar Pimpouts
">wmode="transparent">" LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THIS IS WHAT YOU HAVE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR!!! FOR DAYS NOW, YOU HAVE SHOUTED TO ME, EMAILED ME, NOMINATED PEOPLE, AND ALL BUT WHORED YOURSELVES OUT FOR THE CHANCE TO SEE YOUR FRIENDS ON HERE! SOME OF YOU ARE JUST DYING TO SEE WHO FUBAR IS GOING TO PICK AS THE SEXIEST MEN AND WOMEN!!! WELL, HERE YOU GO! BEFORE YOU GO RATING, FANNING, AND ADDING ALL THESE SEXY MOTHERF*CKERS, YOU HAD BETTER GET TO THE PAGE OF THE MAN THAT MADE ALL OF THIS POSSIBLE! HE SPONSORED ALL OF THIS BY GETTING ME THE HAPPY HOUR AND MAKING IT ALL COME TOGETHER!!! FOR THOSE OF YOU THAT DON'T KNOW HIM, IT IS MY PLEASURE TO BRING TO YOU D.J. 'Demon Eyes' Johnson Demon Eyes@ fubar PLEASE RATE HIM, FAN HIM, AND ADD HIM!!! SHOW HIM ALL THE LOVE YOU POSSIBLY CAN, HE IS IN IRAQ RIGHT NOW FIGHTING FOR THE RIGHT FOR ALL OF US TO BE SITTING HERE LUSTING AFTER EACH OTHER! NOW THE MOMENT YOU HAVE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR... THESE M

Friends
Okay,im going complain on here just cause i can!... so neways.. everyone has friends,im not sayin i dont,but i have one in paticular that pisses me off,... honestly at this point im not sure if i should consider it a friendship anymore... just cause when i wanna hang out or do something they are always busy makin a lie to me...then come to find out,i happen to be out and that person is out too...for one ,if your a friend you shouldnt lie right?! .. cause your just going to live that lie for the rest of your life.....also that person calls me a best friend, but comes and asks me how im doin?! um,hello , you have a fuckn phone,..you cant pick it up?! oh wait cause your just soo busy makin lies to me hanging out with others?! ..am i not good enough anymore?! like wtf ?! Oh and when you start dating someone i understand your trying to know that person better..so yeah your going to be with that person's ass for a little while.. but dont forget about your friends,.. those are the people

Beliefs
Let's start with the origin of the name. "Scientology", broken down into its corest definition, is "the study of knowledge". Wow, can it get more vague? Hubbard apparently once stated that it is impossible to truly know anything. To me, that's saying that no one has a right to grasp knowledge and possess it. Um, that explains scientific theories in general, but they are called theories because they are UNPROVEN. The idea that we are all eternal beings of pure energy that outlive our bodies makes a kind of sense, since the facts of science back it up, along with people having visions of past lives and such. The human mind is an energy field, and energy doesn't vanish. It disperses. This also explains ghost sightings, as ghosts all have a certain level of electrical energy. Now what screams "scam" to me is the fact that Scientology uses a machine called an E-Meter to resolve stress in our minds. Um, hate to say it, but WE HUMANS INVENTED THAT MACHINE, and humans by nature

Jealousy
Our wonderful yet dorky friend lisa and i have made a bet to see who can have the most salutes by the end of the night, so if you wanna help us win....... do one :) This blog is for people who can't let go of the past and move on. Please stop stalking us! We have moved on with our life, and we are very happy and don't need you or your illness in our lives. Jealousy and envy are obviously one in the same. These emotions are a want for something you don’t have or cannot measure up to. It’s no coincidence that if you feel envious, you’re said to be “green with envy,” and if you feel jealous, you’re experiencing the “green-ey’d monster.” “Green” actually means sick. Hope for your sake you get well soon! =) Renee

My Corner Of The World!
Well I'm here to vent. Maybe you all can help me out here. But I just don’t get men at all. Can someone tell me what ever happened to common courtesy? If you say your will do something then do it. If you dont want to talk then say so.... You know we are all big girls and can handle the truth, BUT you need to be truthful with us. There are some people out there who say what they mean and I am one of them. To day is a GREAT day!!! I just won $1000 on the radio!! I had entered a contest about being stressed out and submitted an email and they called me and said that I had won the grand prize. YEAH!!!!!!!! Is it just me or are a lot of people revert back to the days of junior high and create a lot of unnecessary drama for everyone. I have met a lot of really AWSOME people on this site and people that I do call my REAL friends. But I have to say that there is ALOT of fuckin childish people on this site too. The ones who cry to people about you cause you don’t like them and then

Heartache
What do you do when your one true love says she found another. what do you do when you feel like half a person. What do you do when you feel your strength failing. What do you do when you steel a hug to get through the day. What do you do when you want nothing more than to hold her all night. What do you do when you no longer know what to do. What do you do when you can't stop thinking of her. What do you do when life falls apart. What do you do when you'd do anything to make it right. What do you do What would you do What can I do

I Can't Do Right
Most of my friends know that I struggle with an addiction to drinking. I have joked at times that I was an alcoholic, but I have to face the truth. I had secretly been trying to clean up my act. I considered myself lucky that I have been semi-prepared, responsible and rational while out having my fun. I had never had anything catastrophic happen to me but I was doing foolish shit that was hurting the man I love…and since I love him more than I love myself, I made a commitment to stop drinking. My cousin called me late Saturday evening and asked if I could come get him and his friends from a bar because their designated driver hadn’t shown up. My cousin has been gone for 4 years so finally being of age and around old friends was a huge thing for him. I went in to find the celebrating idiots after having to hunt him down for 2 hours. Once I found the group, an old friend of my cousin's bought me a beer. Being that I was and still am very serious about not drinking, but not wanting to

Kids
so our oldest son will start preschool on thurday of this week. yeah he started late but we are finally settled into the town here so he had to be a little late. Its so crazy that he is starting school he grew up way too fast. Im excited for him because he has been wanting to go to school forever. I hope he likes it!!

**brat Brigade**
HERE'S HOW THE TAGS WOULD LOOK,IF YOUR INTERESTED IN BEING IN OUR BRIGADE I'LL MAKE YOU A TAG,AND ON DAYS YOU FEEL LIKE BEING A **BRAT** WEAR YOUR TAG AND THEN THAT ALSO LET'S MASTER KNOW WHAT KIND OF MOOD YOU IN!!!! I LOVE YOU I HOPE WE CAN HAVE FUN WITH THIS!!! LOVE,**QUEEN BRAT**

Back
JUST WANTED TO SAY THANKYOU TO ALL THE FRIENDS THAT HAVENT FORGOTTEN ABOUT ME WHILE I HAD A BIT OF TROUBLES WITH MY PC...... HOPE EVERYONE HAS BEEN DOING GREAT....... Touch the Darkness @ DarkCasket.com Touch the Darkness @ DarkCasket.com MADE IT HOME SAFE AND SOUND AND HAVE BEEN A LITTLE TIRED TODAY BUT STILL WANTED TO SHOW ALL MY FRIENDS SOME LOVE .. TY TO ALL THE FRIENDS THAT DIDNT FORGET ME WHILE I WAS GONE... HOPE EVERYONES WEEKEND WAS GREAT.... Touch the Darkness @ DarkCasket.com Touch the Darkness @ DarkCasket.com Touch the Darkness @ DarkCasket.com

Ms Anna B Blog
I just can't get my mind off of you All those times I had being with you Missing those eyes and lips everyday Holding you and loving you always I just can't get over you baby girl Why did this have to happen to us Should I keep on or leave it alone Please let me hear you come on now I tried to say good-bye but I cant Your in my heart & dreams baby Can't go another day without you Let this love come true please girl This is about us not the others girl I want to show you the world in & out Let me sit down and tell you about it Let's love again and keep it going on We had so much but how did it end How can we regain this love for us It's weird not being able to hold you Driving me crazy not seeing you now I can't seem to get you off my mind You were my girl but now it's gone You didn't want to say bye but I did I just ask myself everyday why oh why Should I write to you or call you up Maybe it will make us both feel better Just take t

About Me
You scored as Butt, You are attracted to: the ass! your an ass man/woman.Butt100% Abs/Stomach83% Penis67% Face17% Boobs0% What Body Part Are You Attracted To?(pics) ver. 2.0created with QuizFarm.com You scored as Very Kinky, You are very Kinky. Yuo are not over the top but you like kinky arousements and you are willing to try something new every time. You will make a very fun sex partnerVery Kinky100% A Sicko60% Average40% A WUSS !!0%

To-wit
please check out my 5 books for sale at wordclay.com. 1.sin a memoir 2.this ole town 3.ghosts of bosque bello cemetary fernandina beach florida 4.spanish moss 5.prince all are fantastic christmas gifts for any fans of psychics.thanks. like sex and beaches,this reaches many and i curse some.im the bum?look,umm,when fun hits sand and damn man can,the land of time forgot mine and sign on the dotted line,for sure i time you,must i remind you?i love you,i do. great.slam.the last damn one.im home.i can roam if i want to.bump you dawg,im getting pizzza,i need chevy minute.im in it.

Sex With Me
If We Had Sex..... don't be scared. you never know who really wants to do you! (Reply so only I see it and Repost so others can fill it out). 1. Would you be in control? 2. Would you let me pull your hair? 3. Would you whisper in my ear? 4. Would you talk dirty to me? 5. Would you kiss me with a little tongue or a lot of tongue? 6. Would you say my name? 7. Would you go down on me? 8. Would you let me give you a hickie? 9. How many rounds would we go? 10. What would you wanna do afterwards? 11. Would you take off all your clothes then take mine off slowly? 12. Would you lick and bite me all over? 13. Would you like to play or get straight to the point? 14. Would you want me to take my time? 15. How freaky are you from 1 - 10? 16. Would you want me to go fast or slow? 17. Where would you want it? 18. Would you be loud or quiet? 19. Would you mind if i licked you? 20. Would you Fuck me today? 21. Would you Fuck me tomorrow?

All The Info You Need
Pentagon unveils latest nonlethal weapons No international rules govern the use of electromagnetic weapons like the Silent Guardian. A bacterial cocktail that transforms jet fuel into useless jelly. A chemical spray that turns enemy soldiers into homosexuals. A ray gun that shoots invisible beams of heat, dispersing crowds in a few seconds. Science fiction? Not entirely. All three are concepts for so-called nonlethal weapons considered by the U.S. Defense Department. For years, the Pentagon has spent millions of dollars to develop a new generation of weapons it calls nonlethal or less lethal, to reduce casualties in war. The bacterial cocktail and since-derided “gay spray” remained on the drawing boards. But the ray gun was actually developed and this month, the Pentagon demonstrated it to journalists in the United States. Its name is Silent Guardian.”Developed by the Raytheon Corporation, the “gun” looks like a satellite dish. Burning Sensation It can be mo

Fed Up!!!!!!!!
i started this profile to meet new people,have fun have people checkout my music page on myspace. Now, its starting to become people bickering over bullshit. so with that said, at the end of the week i'll be deleting my fubar profile. for those of you who have been added to my profile on myspace u can keep in touch with me on there. i have WAY TO MUCH on my plate to deal with childish shit......I'M A GROWN ASS MAN, I HAVE MY KIDS TO PLAY WITH!!!!! Anyways, its been wonderful meeting all of u guys and hope to hear from yall soon. ~D~ "DADDY"

Tattoos
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Holla At Ya Girl
Everything you could have been Everything you'll be. Everything you dream about And everything you see. All the times you feel so much And times you let them go. Times you thought you wanted love And times you'll never know. Parts of you, you cannot hide Parts I'll never see. Parts that want to be alone And parts you share with me. All these things that make you whole I love like no one could. And this is why I dream of you In ways a lover would. For friends is not enough for me I know that it's been years. But love has grown to more than this Despite my greatest fears. Take a look behind these eyes And see the death of me. The love I feel for my best friend Though he will never see. The mysterious taset! the romantical spirit pleaser even the pychopath are no waste! Around the world are many believers It's travel far and wild, touching the young and the old reminding them a life good and bad from generations to generations is like gold

Im Asking Again
to get to henchman would love to be there by the end of the day ive got lots of stuff to rate and lots stash items too got 129,941 to go ive been rating everything i can on everyones pages ty ,evoone

Dad Had Heart Attack.
I was woke up Saturday morning to find out my mom had to rush my Dad to the hospital for chest pains. His heart rate dropped as low as 32 at one point and they then had to trasnfer him to Charleston CAMC Memorial into the Intensive care unit where he is still. He was suppose to havwe a heart cath today and found out it was a heart attack and moved the heart cath to tomorrow at noon. I will not be around on fubar much and If I am it won't be for long. Please keep him in your prayers. Thank you. UPDATE!!! Dad is gonna be ok. He had 2 total blockages cutting off all blood flow to part of his heart. Also had 2 partial blockages and required 3 stints. The doctor feels he will make a full recovery and be fine with some new diet and lifestyle changes. :)

How I Feel
it's easy just click a pic 2 different songs... Don't come around my way, cause I don't need a 'Nother fat weather friend, with a trick up his sleeve Acting like you really my nigga, but he after my cheese Y'all niggaz get me congested, move around and let me breathe I remember when you niggaz, ain't want me to hit the weed Now that I'm rapping, you see me and tell me to hit the weed Thinking you can get a VIP pass, and get in free But Joseph McVey, is enough company for me Wanna kick it with me, cause I kick it with the high class Y'all didn't wanna kick it, when I was down on my ass In my cordoroy britches, y'all was in Louis Vatone Laughing and pointing at a nigga, trying to ruin my fun For using the millennium, or money by the ton You niggaz ain't help me get it, I did it with no one Fuck showing love back, I ain't showing none (y'all niggaz don't have to) Come to none of my shows, or buy none of my tapes Cause who the hell should I support, I'ma still be st

Interstate Karma
As I was driving north on I-65 to Nashville today, I watched an idiot cut in front of me, weave between two large trucks, and finally get on the right-side median to pass another truck. Compared to my speed, he was driving close to 100 mph. I looked at my wife and said, "See, we travel the speed limit because we respect the law, but if we drove like that moron, we'd get caught. How come I never see idiots like that get pulled over?" About 15 minutes later, we saw the moron again. He was on the side of the road, trying to repair a blown-out tire. My wife and I pointed and laughed at him as we drove by. All I wanted was for the guy to get a ticket, but the Universe had a much better plan in store for him.

Whats Wrong With This Country
Incredible, unforgivable and shameful: Read Below NuttinButtSexxy Love him or loathe him, he nailed this one right on the head.......... By Rush Limbaugh: I think the vast differences in compensation between victims of the September 11 casualty and those who die serving our country in Uniform are profound. No one is really talking about it either, because you just don't criticize anything having to do with September 11. Well, I can't let the numbers pass by because it says something really disturbing about the entitlement mentality of this country. If you lost a family member in the September 11 attack, you're going to get an average of $1,185,000. The range is a minimum guarantee of $250,000, all the way up to $4.7 million. If you are a surviving family member of an American soldier killed in action, the first check you get is a $6,000 direct death benefit, half of which is taxable. Next, you get $1,750 for burial costs. If you are the surviving spouse, you get $833

Just Some Info
Well... here goes nothing... I have had this on my mind for a while now and nothing has happened yet. I am going to the doctor on Thursday for a pregnancy test. I haven't had my visitor since before Thanksgiving. I took a test a few weeks ago and it was negative, BUT I still have yet to get anything. AND I have been dizzy, really tired, getting headaches, and my skin has been breaking out like crazy. SO.. with my two best friends yelling at me I am off to the doctor on Thursday for a real test and not one of those OTC tests. SO.. keep your fingers crossed for me! This is something I have been wanting and hoping for! If the test is negative... I will be really sad and worried that something else is wrong! Well... this is the last day for a while that I will be on... if I come back. I have moved and don't have internet at the new house (wayyyyyyy out in the country lol) and I dunno when I will be getting it turned on out there. But I also lost my job... damn new boss and cut backs... o

Do You Remember?
Your first blast? Well that is if you've had one... Want to help a sweetheart get her first blast??? come on, guys, it'll only take a second... i promise it won't hurt! (although if you ask nicely maybe i can make it hurt after ;) ) Click HERE or the Picture above Help ««¤MÍ§§_ßëhãvíñ¤»» get her first blast!! Rates and comments appreciated (rates count as 2 comments) Every rate/comment helps, so please stop and help her out! (contest runs all month, so feel free to bookmark her pic and comment it daily, lol) ~~love you all ~~~~Sin

Dr. Oz
Dr. Oz was on Oprah today answering the questions of a group of men whose wives were in a separate room with Oprah. It was pretty interesting. Ha, men will be happy with some of the answers he gave to questions that were asked. One of the things he said was that in order to stay/be healthy, men should have sex at least 4 times a week. (Um, I know this was a group of men...but what about women? I'd be interested to see what he says about that.) But Dr. Oz IS a man, so I wonder if it was a biased opinion. :-p

The Man Test
1. If you are over forty, and you have a washboard stomach, you are gay. It means you haven't sucked back enough beer with the boys and have spent the rest of your free time doing sit-ups, aerobics, and doing the Oprah diet. 2. If you have a cat, you are a Flaaaaming homo. A cat is like a dog, but gay-- it grooms itself constantly but never scratches itself, has a delicate touch except when it uses its nails, and whines to be fed And just think about how you call a dog... "Killer, come here! I said get your ass over here, Killer!" Now think about how you call a cat. "Bun-bun, come to daddy, snookums!" Jeeezus, you're fit to be framed, you're so gay. 3. If you suck on lollipops, Ring-Pops, baby pacifiers, or any such nonsense, rest assured, you are a Gaylord. A straight man only sucks on BBQ ribs, crab claws, raw oysters, crawfish guts, pickled pigs feet, or tits. Anything else and you are in training and undeniably a fag. 4. If you

Random Stuff
10 things men know about women: 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. WOMEN HAVE BOOBS Dear Friends and Online Community, It has come to my attention that you have participated in acts in an attempt to "bring sexy back." To date, substantial prrof has not been provided that the "sexy" in questions was at any time in your possession. Allegations claiming that "them other boys don't know how to act" are entirely unsupported and irrelevant. As you neither asked for nor recieved permission to use the Work as the basis for "operation: sexyback," nor to make or distribute copies, including electronic copies, of same, I believe you have willfully infringed my rights under 17 U.S.C Section 101 et seq. and could be liable for statutory damages as high as $150,000 as set forth in Section 504(c)(2) therein. If you are able to prove the "sexy" in question did indeed belong to you, all charges will be dropped. In the event evidence is not provided, I demand that you immediately cea

Randomness
[ fubar.com photo: 1087398892 ] OK PEEPS I DOIN A CONTEST IT WILL START 12MIDNIGHT TONIGHT SUNDAY MORNING CENTRAL TIME _____________ RULES. 1.HAVE FUN 2.NO DRAMA NO BS 3.HAVE FUN LMAO ________ IT'S ALL ABOUT THE COMMENTS PEEPS MOST COMMENTS TAKES 1ST THEN THERE IS A 2ND 3RD AS WELL SO BOMB AWAY7 AND GET THAT LINK AROUND TO ALL OF YOUR FRIENDS IF YOU NEED HELP WITH SENDING THE LINK LET ME KNOW AND ILL ASSIST YOU PRIZES OK >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 1ST= TICKER,OR A KEWL HALLOWEEN CUSTOM PICTURE,OR 90,000FU BUCKS 2ND= CORVETTE,OR PORSCHE,OR THE FU MONEY AMOUNT OF A VETTE 3RD MOTORCYCLE,OR 20,000FU BUCKS THIS WILL LAST 1 WEEK,AND STOP ON THE FOLLOWING SUNDAY AT 12CT Fines for parking in wheelchair accessible parking without a permit here is now $150 instead of $75 or whatever it was. NICE! Get out of my spots, people! Unless you really need 'em and have what you need to park there... Let's hope the fines are really given out, too. Someone working fo

Love Flowers
Love Flowers Most flowers usually indicate the senders feelings They often tell of the passion in ther heart, There are flowers that are given the you first meet that special one And there are those that go when we promise not to part. Some are for holidays, and some are for seasons Some are for lovers and some for a friend, Some are for nothing and some are for reasons Some are for memories and some are for the end. I've given and gotten some beautiful blooms The aroma has filled many rooms, But to me the saddest flower to view Is the blossom that tells me, "Adieu."

Where R My Pics Gone All Day ?
what the hell is going on ? I have no pics all day now.They came back for a sec then poof gone.1988 pictures just disappear.No rates today or nothing thanks to the site.I am not here just for rates but when you take the time to add that many pics and also trying to level up thats just unreal to have them gone all dang day ! see these friends who care enough to ask I hope someone has a answer cause I dont.... Dirtydawgg...: hun wat happen to all ur pics ? Founder of...: thf happened to all your pics? Treb: no pics at all?

Cupid
Cupid is an idle toy. Never was there such a boy. If there were, let any show Or his quiver, or his bow, Or a wound by him they got Or a broken arrow shot. ...Money, money makes us bow: ...There is no other Cupid now. While the world continued good People love for flesh and blood. Men about them bore the dart That would catch a woman's heart. And the women great and small With a pretty thing they call ...Cunny, cunny won the men, ...And this was all the Cupid then.

Romantic Love
Lovers, forget your love, And list to the love of these, She a flower, And he a winter breeze. When the frosty veil Was melted down at noon, And the caged yellow bird Hung over her in tune, He marked her through the pane, He could not help but mark, And only passed her by To come again at dark. He was a winter , Concerned with ice and snow, Dead weeds and unmated birds, And little of love could know. But he sighed upon the sill, He gave the sash a shake, As witness all within Who lay that awake. Perchance he half prevailed To win her for the flight From the firelit looking-glass And warm stove- . But the flower leaned aside And thought of naught to say, And morning found the breeze A hundred miles away.

Under A Harvest Moon
Under the harvest moon, When the soft silver Drips shimmering Over garden , Death, the gray mocker, Comes and whispers to you As a friend Who remembers. Under the summer roses When the flagrant crimson Lurks in the dusk Of the red , Love, with little hands, Comes and touches you With a thousand memories, And asks you Beautiful, unanswerable questions.

Broken Hearted Love Song
I sing myself to sleep, It's the only way to keep from crying, And I pray that each day will get better, So that my heart will keep from dying. I dream about him every night, But I only awake to see, That he is never coming back, So from my eyes I wipe the debris. I wake up sometimes, And find that I have cried in my sleep, And all that's left of my heart now, Is a small, broken heap. So again I sing a song, To keep my mind away, But I just can't help to think, Of what things would be like today. My heart would be whole, And my face would be dry, And the songs that I sing, Would never make me cry.

Try And Try
I have always seen life for what it really is. Ever since I was a child growing up, hard times are all I know. I had to sit back and watch my mother work from sunset to sundown. I had to sit back and watch my mother work herself to her grave. Nothing ever came easy for her. She always had a heart and kept a smile on her face. Life is like a newborn baby struggling to come out of its mother's womb, life is a struggle true enough, but after all the struggling you have done, and after all the hell you have been through, there is success. Life is nothing but a big struggle, but just keep the faith and focus on your goals. Don't let life beat you or you will be walking around like zombies. Keep on pushing, keep on trying, life can be whatever you make it to be. But life can also be a bowl of cherries with whip cream and apple pie. I say this again; life is what you make of it. You can achieve or conquer anything it throws at you, you can't quit or g

What Is A Friend
A friend is someone who understands and someone you can trust. They will listen to you both night and day without ever making a fuss. A friend will stand by your side when you are right and sometimes when you are wrong. They will hold you up when you are weak and provide support to make you strong. A friend's love is unconditional and unique in every way. And when you have problems a true friend will kneel with you and pray. A friend will stand by your side through thick and thin. And whenever everyone have deserted you they still will be your friend. A friend once said to me that a friend is sent from God above and I believe this to be true. Because God has sent a friend to me and that friend to me is YOU.

I Am Canadian
Ok guys Echo Angel put out a request for help!!!! She's only a 1000 ahead of the other peep & they r closin fast!!!!!!! Any Spankers that can plz help Echo out as much as u can!!!!!!!! Spank Bomb Spank Bomb!! :P:P:P:P THANK YA MUCHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! REPOST PLZZZZZ Thank You Misfit :D

A Thanks To My Friends
October comes with sad regret, The day, the month, we will never forget. We watched you suffer, We watched you die, But all we could do Was stand helplessy by. God took your hand, And we had to part. He eased your pain and broke our hearts. If we had 1 lifetime wish, One dream that could come true We'd pray to God with ALl our hearts, For yesterday and Y-O-U! If teardrops were A stairway, And memories Were a lane, We'd run all the way to heaven And bring you home again. But God saw you were Getting tired, When a cure was not To be, So he took from the earth Someone we loved so D-E-A-R You suffered much In silence, Your spirit did not bend. You faced your pain With courage Until the very end. Through tears we Watched you slipping, We watched you Fade away, Our hearts were Almost broken, You fought so hard to stay. When the end came So peacefully And you were finally Free from pain We could not wish You back, To suffer that again.

Sunshines Contest
please help her in her contest bomd this pic below thanks to all my sweet friends She is a really good friend of mine and needs help with her contest please click on her pic and bomb her pic so she can when she deserves to win thanks

Omggg!! Ok She Is Gonna Get Me For This!!!
OMG....Did I just walk up on my sister *twisted pixie* getting off? I am telling MOM!! Ewwwww Have any of you sit and talked with my sister TWISTED PIXIE...blah,blah,blah ALL day and night...if you have is this what you hear too??

Update On Me!!!
Hi everyone just wanted to give ya'll a quick update on me.... lol... Again didnt want any of you to feel I was ignoring you ..... I been out of the hospital for 6 days.. after the loooooooong 12 days I was just in for.. ugh!!! Things seem to have gotten worse with me. been going ot the hospital like every other day now.. Just waiting to get the o.k. to ship me down to Boston... I believe I will be at TUFTS Medical center in Boston where they will be doing a blodd transfusion... I could be up In Boston Docs said possible up tp 2-3 weeks.... :UGH!!!!! Not looking forward to that.... Still in lots of chronic body pain and stomach pain losing more wait... couldnt even hold a hot chocolate down... lol... Go figure... But just wanted to keep everyone updayed.. my fatigue level is at its all time worse.... I have no energy at all with this worst flare up I am having .... But I pray it will get better.... Please keep me in thought and mind... :) luv you all!!!! :-D :-)

Poetry
The moon shines through my window My clock strikes 3 a.m. The knife sits on my night stand And i slowly count to ten Number 1 is: Sorry That i wont be there for you Number 2 is: Crying From the things that i've been through Number 3 is: Hurting From the things you said to me Number 4 is: Flying For my pain is finally free Number 5 is: Blackness Which is now my only light Number 6 is: Frightening From the things i feel at night Number 7 is: Blood Which is soaked into the floor Number 8 is: Body Which is cut up to the core Number 9 is : Breathing For my body lays there dead Number 10 is: Thank You Its the last thing that i said November 6th You lie in bed awake at night But eyes are tightly shut Wishing that it was a dream But not with your damn luck The harsh motions run through your head Like daggers to the heart Tears are staining your flushed cheeks As time just falls apart November 6th was that party That you just had to go to You quick

Pain
i fell in love with this guy and he said he loved me too. everything was fine 4 the longest time untill he said he needed space, i thought we would get back together. But boy oh boy was i extreemly wrong. I guess i wasnt good enough or pretty enough. but i still love him and i always will but now he talks to me in anger sometimes and it hurts like hell. he knows that i love him but its like he dosent care any more. i waited 4 him to leave his gf i wasnt gonna force him to leave her i was cool with being friends but when i found out that he was single i got up the curage and asked him out. then after he asked for space he would still tell me that he loved me and like and idiot i still believed it. hell i still think that. everyone tells me i got played bad. but now i think that im just not wat he needed. and my heart might heal in time. but ill never 4get the love that i had 4 him. he was really sweet and caring at first then he got moody, i know im not perfect and that i do piss off al

Stalking: Online Cyberstalking
Online cyberstalking is on the increase. Education is the best defense against these cowards who hide in the shadows. Being a victim of crime is never easy. If you haven't tried it, don't. It changes you forever. It impacts the way you look at the world, and react to it. And cybercrime-particularly cyberstalking, is perhaps the worst of all. Because you can't see or confront your tormenter, it creates a sense of deep unease, and often outright terror. But what kind of creature is a cyberstalker? What makes them tick? First and foremost they are bullies. Inadequate sexually and socially, they migrate towards the 'net, where they can enact their deepest fantasies of power and control. They range from the usual Wannabees to the sociopath-the most dangerous of all. Which apparently is what I'm dealing with. What is the primary motive for this type of stalker? According to BullyingOnline "Jealousy and envy motivate the bully to identify a competent and popular individual who is

10 Minutes
-JUST GIVE ME 10 MINUTES -I JUST NEED 10 MINUTES ALONE -TO NOT DEAL WITH A THING -AND NOT ANSWER MY PHONE -JUST TO IG. MY TWO WAY -IG. THIS SHIT IN THE STREETS -JUST LET ME SMOKE THIS ONE CIG. IN PEACE -GIVE ME 10 MINUTES -WITHOUT YALL COMMING AT ME WITH THAT BULL -SOMETIMES IT'S ALL IT TAKES TO RUIN MY LAST PULL -JUST LET ME SMOKE THIS ONE CIG IN PEACE PLEASE -SOMEDAYS I DON'T WANNA BE BOTHERED -SOME DAYS I JUST MISS MY FATHER -SOMEDAYS I WANNA RELAPS ON REDLINE -CUZ HE'LL BE GONE FOR 26 MONTHS FED TIME -I TRY TO MAINTAIN THROUGH ALL THIS -SOMEDAYS I DON'T WANT TO BE SEEN -SOMEDAYS I DON'T SHOWER I DON'T WAN TO BE CLEAN -BUT LOOK SOMETIMES THE TRUTH CAN HURT YOU -SO I BLOW MY CIG SMOKE RIGHT AT THE TRUTH COMMERICALS -SOME DAYS I DON'T WANT TO BE BOTHERED -SOME DAYS I JUST MISS MY FATHER -HE'S STUCK IN THE SYSTEM -TREATED LIKE A DUDE THATS HEARTLESS -AND EVEN IF BY A MIRICAL HE MAKES IT HALFWAY OUT -IT WONT BE A PAROLE YALL IT'LL BE THE HALFWAY HOUSE -CUZ

Fubar's Top 50
I was away for the past 3 days so I haven't been on Fubar since late Friday, and I find out that i made the Fubar's top 50 sexiest male list. This comes to much of my surprise, I wasn't expecting this, and I'm extremely flattered, to everyone that voted for me, i want to say thank you! Again, I'm not the superficial type so this award is something that I did not see coming, again thank, I'm extremely flattered! feel free to drop by and drop me a line! :)

Adult Antics
There are things that you need to know that I will never be able to tell you. There are things that need to be done that I know you will never do. There are decisions that need to made that will go ignored until it is too late. It is late now. You are late and so am I. And still we do not arrive together. I lay in one corner while you sit in another and the distance is too great for us to even see each other. Am I alone then? The many factors of loneliness. I cry that I am lonely but remain because I am not. I remain because it is not solely my decision because it does not affect only me. When my fingers stumble across silver and my skin craves seperation, I see other hands above mine. Smaller hands. Softer hands. Purer hands. Three pairs of tiny hands that I have held in happiness, sadness, cluelessness but always in love. Hands that have clung to me when time and space tried to pull me away. Hands that have absorbed tears, cradled laughter and smothered anger. Hands

37 Things A Girl Should Know
1. Guys are more emotional then you think, if they loved you at one point, it'll take them a lot longer then you think to let you go, and it hurts every second that they try. 2. Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about. 3. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile. 4. Guys will do anything just to get you to notice him. 5. Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend or ex love-interest. Unless they're goin for the let-her-complain-to-you-and-then-have-her-realize-how-wonderful-and-nice-you-are method. 6. A guy who likes you wants to be the only guy you talk to. 7. Boyfriends need to be reassured often that they're still loved. 8. Guys are more emotional than they'd like people to think. 9. Giving a guy a hanging message like "You know what?!..uh...nevermind.." would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what you are thinking. And he'll assume he did something wrong and he'll o

Very Sick
went to the dr's to day after along weekend thought i just had the flu , but to my surprise they did chest xrays and said i have pneumonia, i feel like crap and was given some meds and cough meds to knock me out at night, plez pray i recover soon, send me sum love... RECENTLY I HAVE BEEN GOIN THROUGH ALOT OF HEALTH PROBLEMS AND TESTS, STILL NO WORK ON WHAT IT IS, HAVING MORE TESTS ON FEB 4, HOPEFULLY THE DR'S WILL FIND OUT THE PROBLEM AND I CAN RECOVER , SO I MAY NOT BE ON ALOT BUT I WILL STILL THINK OF THE ONES I HOLD DEAR TO ME EVRYDAY AND HOPE YOU DO THE SAME..

Please Help
I need around 19000 more points to level....I have been stuck on Pimp for a long time, and would really like to get to Assassin soon....so rate all my pics, and share me with your friends I could always use new friends The ULTIMATE NAUGHTY QUIZ! 1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. How often do you maturbate? 4. Favorite position (s)? 5. Do you think i'm hot? 6. Would you have sex with me? 7. Lights on or off? 8. Would you have to be drunk/high? 9. Would you take a shower with me? 10. Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 11. Would you leave after or stay the night? 12. Do you like cuddling afterwards? 13. Condom or skin? 14. Do you give oral pleasures? 15. Do you like to receive oral pleasures? 16. Have sex on the first date? 17. Would you kiss me during sex? 18. Do you think I would be good in bed? 19. Would u have a 3-some with me? 20. How many times would you like to cum? 21. Would you use me as a booty call? 22. Do you like foreplay? 23. What is foreplay to yo

Life Part 23
Yesterday was really good for the most part except for my mini nervous break down over me being insecure. Both my boys had great days at school. They came home in a good mood. I made a really good chili for dinner that everyone was happy with. It was the best one I ever made. Then watched television with Peter. I told him I wanted him to take a shower early so we could go to bed early. I had plans! We were in bed by 9:00. The boys had gone to bed early too so it makes it easier. I had one thing on my mind...sex! I kissed Peter a few times and then guided his head down below! Of course, this turns him on more then anything. Knowing how bad I want it. So we are in the middle of having great sex. Many different positions. At one point, he has my legs up in the air and I hear a knock on our bedroom door. We both panic because the door is not locked. So he jumps over to the side and we pull the sheets up over us as fast as we can. It was Ashton and she opened up th

Temptress Secerts
first meeting I knew that you when i saw you my heart skiped a bit your eyes met mine and all was forseen i knew what are hearts wanted yet we knew it couldnt be we smiled and we connected on a level knowone else knows of i knew i loved you i felt it all over i know this feeling shall never die my heart was thier for the taken i was yours In my mind, and in my soul - Where I've always known you,to be So, although we must part has friends I know that it wasnt easy for looking in your eyes i knew i wanted you the first meet wasnt right for us who knows when it will be right I know until then l will hear your voice in my heart - See you face in my dreams, And feel your touch when the time comes when we see each other you shall always have a place in my heart and soul by temptress As I look into your eyes And run my fingers through your hair I taste the sweetness of your neck As I nibble at your ear I then whisper words of love As

Prayer To The Moon!
Watching at the full moon in this beautiful night I saw realities that was trying to catch me since a long time ago, but I didn't pay attention to their existence inside my soul!. Smoking a cigarette I realized how the moon could close my vision just to make me see my soul through her face!, I saw the face of an empty mime crying his tragedy. The world is my stage and I'm that mime that try to learn his routine day by day!. After that I took a shower that never felt, because my body was in the shower but my soul remained in the balcony of my house talking with my moon. This is a proof of my mime act, when my soul returned to my body the Moon made me listen carefully...... ......Listening to the silence in my head, I realized the emptiness that exists in our lives. That rhythmical silence that involve our conscious and makes us walk without know where we are going and talk without know what we are saying!. ......The magical silence!!...... Because when the silence makes love t

I'm Not A Happy Camper Here!
I'm sitting here minding my own business watching the Patriots and Bengals and I look and find out that my counter for all of my pics and I find out that at least 50 of my pics from my default folder got erased and I know everybody is having a problem with them but this is ridiculous, where does this end?! It needs to be fixed and now not later!

Always With Me
Never For Gotten Current mood: sad Category: Writing and Poetry Dear Chris, I woke up and I knew something was wrong, I paged you a hundred times that morning. I finally took a break and had to motivate myself out the room. I took a shower,got dressed and them heard arguing.........There at it again. Then my phone rings and i race to pick it up in excitement thinking its you. I pick and the man on the other end answers and says " have you been paging Chris" I reply with " yes who is this" The strange man says "Im his friend , he's busy right now and cant talk" So im like "ok tell him paged". I heard them arguing again so she comes into my room and says " pack a bag were leaving tonight" I get excited cause my plains are to go stay by Nik's house where i know you'll be there. On the way to Nik's .......Im happier than ever cause I haven't seen you in a few days, and just the other night you were begging me to come see you but i couldnt.......So here we were turning the co

Damned If I Do Damned If I Don't
-I'LL BE DAMNED IT IF I DO -AND DAMNED IF I DON'T -MYSELF WON'T ALLOW ME TO FAKE ON THE PHONE -ROCKIN' THE CHROME -ANOTHER SEED GET SOWN -ANONOMYS -I'M HAILING FROM PARTS THATS UNKNOWN -I LOOK TO THE HEAVENS ABOVE TO SPREAD LOVE -BUT I SEE THEY KEEP FAKING -HOPING TO MAKE THE BACON -MAN IS MISTAKEN -CUZ WHO WE ARE IS NOT PHYSICAL -VERY MYSTICAL -BUT MY MINDS NOT TYPICAL -BUT THEY WANT THE CASH FLOW -THEY STEADY SCEAMING FOR THE NUMBER ONE SPOT -THESE POOR SEEDS WONT LAST THOUGH -I REALLY FEEL LIKE SOMEBODIES WATCHING ME -FROM THE FURTHEST STAR -AND ASKING US WHO WE ARE -IN THIS UNIVERSE -WE'RE LIKE A SPECK OF DUST -YOU CAN'T EXPECT TO TRUST -MAN IS LIVING FOR THE LUST -EVERYBODY WANT THE EYE IN THE SKY -TO COME AND SAVE US -BUT MAYBE THE PLANET IT SELF WILL TERMINATE US

My Divorce
Is tomorrow morning. I am really nervous. I have no idea whats going to happen. I really just want to get this over with and I hope to be able to just move on. I am tired of his anger and all the childish crap he throws at me all the time. I am trying to avoid getting a restraining order against him but the look in his eyes the last time he was angry with me scared me. He has always been abusive mentally and he has always thrown things. I have only been in the way once or twice. I left him, I dont need to now.It will be over soon. Be thinking of me. Wish me luck, send me hugs and support. I would really appreciate it. I

A Continuous Story
Of course life in prison wasn't what Robert Stark had in mind. Dreams of wealth, fame and loads of beautiful women was what he had in mind as a matter of fact. Who wants to worry about gettin shanked every other day? Everytime to the cafeteria was a test in patience. It all started when ...

Please Help Me With This Contest!
Here is the link to my pic for the contest. Please go and rate and leave a comment. http://fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=391094&i=2468164897"target=_blank>/fubar.com/image.php?u=391094&i=2468164897&tn=1

Oakland Airport
RETURNING TROOPS NOT ALLOWED INTO OAKLAND AIRPORT TERMINAL On September 27th 204 Marines and soldiers who were returning from Iraq were not allowed into the passenger terminal at Oakland International Airport. Instead they had to deplane about 400 yards away from the terminal where the extra baggage trailers were located. This was the last scheduled stop for fuel and food prior to flying to Hawaii where both were based. The trip started in Kuwait on September 26th with a rigorous search of checked and carry on baggage by US Customs. All baggage was x-rayed with a “backscatter”,machine AND each bag was completely emptied and hand searched. After being searched, checked bags were marked and immediately placed in a secure container. Carry on bags were then x rayed again to ensure no contraband items were taken on the plane. While waiting for the bus to the airport, all personnel were in quarantined in a fenced area and were not allowed to leave. The first

My Favorite International Music!
The man who wrote this song committed suicide and his wife soon followed. In history many have ended their lives to this beautifully sorrowful song. Hope you enjoy and please do not let life get you down. No one truly loses until they stop fighting! xoxoxoxo...much love to you all!

Karaoke Is Life At It's Best
***PLEASE REPOST********************************* Hey Karaoke Fans Get Ready For Night Club Karaoke That's Right join us for Night Club KARAOKE in Simi Valley... Get ready to party at the KARAOKE like its 1999 @ The Arena Bar & Grill... So please drop by for tons of fun and karaoke w/ "COWBOY" Dan & Jafo Daniels. Night Club Karaoke @ The Arena Bar & Grill... The Arena is one killer Sports BAR offering Karaoke Affordable Drinks, $2 Shots and Food. The Arena is not your ordanary bar THIS IS A NIGHT CLUB. Featuring 5 Pool Tables, 2 Dart Boards, a Video arcade including PINBALL, NTN / Buzz Time Trivia, Heuge Full Wet Bar offering $2 shots, 2 Dancing Platforms, 1 GoGo Cage, Largest Dance Floor In Ventura County, 9 Large Plasma Screen Televions showing Karaoke, Sports and Music Videos and NTN Trivia. This Karaoke show will KICK off KARAOKE hosted by "Cowboy" Dan a REDNECK SING-A-LONG DJ, and Jafo Daniels, a Tilt A Whirl Karaoke DJ. Come out to the city of Simi Valley Cali

My Way To Love!
Look into my eyes, you will see, how much time I have been waiting here. Look into my eyes, you will find, the answer of those doubts that consumes your mind. Get involved in my mysteries, come and play to discover me, all that you want I can give you, all that I need is inside you. Look into my eyes, you will see, the love becoming real, just for make you feel. Look into my eyes, you will find, the one that since your nightmares comes to please your heart.

Look What You've Done
Why can't you tell me what I did? You at least owe me that don't you...an explanation right? I was going to do anything to make this work out, but I can only do so much. You need to try to. I've cried over you all d. I cried till my eyes were red and swollen, I've cried until I can't cry anymore, I wish you could feel that much pain. I want so badly to cry again, and let the pain out and release it....I can't cry anymore. I thoguht you were dfiffernt, I thought you better, I thought maybe this one time I had founfd someone to care for me and hold me in their arms and never let me ago, but you were just another heartache wating to happen. We will never be the same and no we won't be friends i wouldnt be able to stand seeing another girl with you...I was just another girl to yuo wasn't i? I wasn't special like you made me believe i was, I wasn't different. I would have done anything for you, anything I would have dropped everything and anything just to be there for you. I'm th

When My Mind Speaks!
Thinking about the meaning of my life, I found that I'm one of those persons, Who born to love, but die for it too. I thought, I want some 'pretty' love with bubbles in the air and flowers in my hair? But fast a voice in my head replied; "No!, You don't"... I asked 'Why?' And she said; 'Because your world isn't 'pretty', Isn't normal because isn't still...' While I was so confused, after hearing that answer that voice started to speak again... 'Look deeply inside yourself, why You want to be like me?, why You want to be blind, and walk without know where you are going?...' And I said; 'I can't answer..., I don't know who you are...' 'Don't You? I'm who you were, I'm who you miss, but You have to know that I'll never let you turn into me...' 'Is time to change, don't be afraid, hug your fears and love them as you love your enemies...' 'Run away and never g

Intoxicated Radio
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Pic Albums
Ok I know that Fubar said they were working on the photo albums... but can you guys see your albums right now?? I tried to move some pics and I effn lost EVERYTHING!!!!!!! Only thing i have left are my pics in my default folder!!!! Please tell me they are coming back????

Stuff
Looking at my hero/idol's drawings on hands It inspired me to do a small story/poem. It's called "Hands" Hands can create wonderful and beautiful things Hands can destroy,create evil and maim Hands can speak words when your mouth cannot Hands can be cold when your body is hot Hands can be sensual Hands can be sexual Hands can heal Hands can calm when Hands can feel Hands can bleed Hands can be tied up and Hands can be freed Hands can invite Hands can shove Hands can wave in the air Hands can be put together in prayer Hands can share Hands can be put together to care As some of you who I have talked with a lot and a select few who are friends know that I have watched both my parents die in front of me. Time heals but some wounds still bleed. I haven't heard this song for over four years in a few days it will be 4 years since my mother passed. This song was so special to me I recorded it and gave it to her she heard the song and cried so hard. I played thi

Nsfw ~ A Must Read!!!
Cyber Fantasy Made Real Elise smoothed down her skirt and checked her reflection in her mirror for the tenth time, as the train pulled into the bustling station. She could hardly believe this was about to happen now, after six months of waiting. Finally, finally, she was going to meet the man she had been fantasizing about every night for the last half a year. It had started back in March. Both regular visitors to an on line chat room, one day their paths had collided and both felt they had met their soulmate. Beginning as friends, things had inevitably progressed to talk of a more erotic nature, until they were so at ease with each other that they felt they could share their most hidden fantasies. Elise could feel the dampness between her legs as she recalled some of their conversations... "I'm going to throw you down on the bed, spread your legs apart and fuck you mercilessly," Nick had whispered to her some nights earlier. He knew how much it turned her on to be taken harsh

The Path
At some point in our life there may come a time when we feel insecure about ourselves. We might judge our ability to do something or feel self-conscious about the way we look. It does not matter how this feeling manifests in our life, but it is important to be aware of our thoughts and how they impact our view of ourselves. Once we remember that insecurities are a normal part of life for everyone—even those who appear to be extremely self-assured—we may find it easier to step back from the uncertainty that lies within and take a more realistic look at ourselves. The desire to improve or better ourselves is a natural response that arises when we begin to compare our lives to those of other people. It might seem, for example, that we do not have nearly as much going for us as our neighbor, best friend, or coworker. In truth, what we think we see about another person is usually what they want us to notice. They may be putting on a mask, trying to make things in their lives seem be

Awesome Stuff !!!
>> If I knew it would be the last time> that I'd see you fall asleep,> I would tuck you in more tightly> and pray the Lord, your soul to keep.> > If I knew it would be the last time> that I see you walk out the door,> I would give you a hug and kiss> and call you back for one more.> > If I knew it would be the last time> I'd hear your voice lifted up in praise,> I would video tape each action and word,> so I could play them back day after day.> > If I knew it would be the last time,> I could spare an extra minute or two> to stop and say "I love you,"> instead of assuming, you would know I do.> > If I knew it would be the last time> I would be there to share your day,> well I'm sure you'll have so many more,> so I can let just this one slip away.> > For surely there's always tomorrow> to make up for an oversight,> and we always get a second chance> to make everything right.> > There will always be another day to say our "I love> you's",> And certainly there's another chance to say our>

Courage
Courage is not only gifted to the few brave ones, It is something that lies within you, Where you can draw upon its strength and power, In times of crisis, fears and decisions. Courage is not something mysterious or unattainable, It is something that you can exercise in your daily life choices, You can let it bring to you untraveled paths, And make you more conscious and aware of your life. Courage does not have to roar to be heard, It does not mean being totally fearless and being invincible, It could mean taking actions, taking risks, taking a stand, Standing up for yourself, standing by your choices, And sticking to your dreams when others jeered. Courage could be the will to live in spite of the struggles, In spite of your fears and phobias, in spite of what others said, In spite of criticisms and disapproval, in spite of mistakes and failures, In spite of everything that stands between you and your dreams. Courage could mean trying over and over again whe

Coincidence!!!!!!
The Secret behind the number 11 - Pretty Chilling Read to the bottom. Try it out. I did and I got goose bumps If you are a sceptical person - still read on as it's actually very interesting!! This is actually really freaky!! (Mainly the end part, but read it first) 1) New York City has 11 letters 2) Afghanistan has 11 letters. 3) Ramsin Yuseb has 11 letters. (The terrorist who threatened to destroy the Twin Towers in 1993) 4) George W Bush has 11 letters. This could be a mere coincidence, but this gets interesting: 1) New York is the 11th state. 2) The first plane crashing against the Twin Towers was flight number 11. 3) Flight 11 was carrying 92 passengers. 9 + 2 = 11 4) Flight 77 which also hit Twin Towers, was carrying 65 passengers. 6+5 = 11 5) The tragedy was on September 11, or 9/11 as it is now known. 9 + 1+ 1 =11 6) The date is equal to the US emergency services telephone number 911. 9 + 1 + 1 = 11 Sheer coincidence..

Too Much To Drink
Your doctor finds traces of blood in your alcohol stream. The back of your head keeps getting hit by the toilet seat. The parking lot seems to have moved while you were in the bar When you go to donate blood and they ask what proof? You think the Four Basic Food Groups are Caffeine, Nicotine, Alcohol, and Hotties. You have a "happy hour" at home When you are sober, people ask you what's wrong? You spend all night making a board game called Alcohol Land Although you drove home the other night you can't remember how you got home or where you parked your car "Hi ocifer. I'm not under the affluence of incohol." Your favorite drink is ethanol. "Why does everybody think I have a prinking droblem?! - I don't have a prinking droblem!" "I don't have a drinking prob..pleb..prub.. *hic* Pash me another, tarbender." You can spend a whole night holding up walls to prevent their (your) collapse. You instinctively know where the alcohol is in a store you've n

Nsfw Jokes
A very loud, unattractive, mean woman walked into Wal-Mart with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance. The Wal-Mart Greeter said, "Good morning, and welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?" The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, "Hell no they ain't. Oldest one's 9 and the other one's 7. Why the hell would you think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?" "I'm neither blind nor stupid", replied the greeter. "I just couldn't believe you got laid twice. Have a great day and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart!"

Laugh When You Can
Dear friends, fans, and comments, I will get in touch with all of you as soon! Lou had lung cancer, and had to have his middle lobe removed, along with his lym[h nodes. He is in stable condition. I will be in touch soon...Thank you all, so much for all my comments and friend request. I will recipricate, soon as I can. Luv Ya! Dolly Largest Database of ImagesFor Comments And Profiles at FreeCommentTags.com

Kansas City Royals Baseball
The way that I see it, I'd like to see the Royals get rid of Emil Brown(OF), David DeJesus(OF), John Buck(C), Jason LaRue(C), Reggie Sanders(OF), Mike Sweeney(DH), Ryan Shealy(1B) and Jorge De La Rosa(LHP).... As for those that I want to stick around: Joey Gathright(OF); Zack Greinke(RHP); Ross Gload(1B/OF); Mark Grudzielanek(2B); Alex Gordon(3B/1B); Gil Meche(RHP); Joakim Soria(RHP); Mark Teahen(RF); Billy Butler(DH/1B); Esteban German(IF/OF).... Those that I'm uncertain about: John Bale(LHP); Ryan Braun(RHP); Billy Buckner(RHP); Kyle Davies(RHP); Brandon Duckworth(RHP); Jimmy Gobble(LHP); Luke Hochevar(RHP); Neal Musser(LHP); Leo Nunez(RHP); Joel Peralta(RHP); David Riske(RHP); Tony Pena Jr.(SS); Shane Costa(OF).... Emil Brown was a vital part of our time 3 years ago because he was the best player that we had at the time....we were rebuilding and struggling with having any good players to compete against Major Leaguers....but now, we've got a new General Manager and Brown

Ramblings Of A Cyb3rn4u7
(i apologize in advance if this sounds like whining or complaining, or trying to do the "oh poor me" thing...but this has been on my mind for a while...) I'm tired of feeling inadequate. I'm tired of feeling like I'm being thrown in with the rest of the general male population when someone bitches about men. I'm tired of feeling like everything is my fault because I'm male. I'm tired of feeling like I'm not good enough to be with. I'm tired of always being the "good friend" that people refuse to date. I'm tired of people dumping me online. I'm tired of people not wanting to get close to me because they think that because I'm male, I'm gonna make a move. I'm tired of feeling like utter crap emotionally. I'm tired of sleeping alone. I'm just tired.... (you can open your eyes now...it's all over...) It would seem that someone...or something...has decided that I should stick around for a little while longer... Thanks to the generosity of one of my roommates, I will be back on t

Radio Playlists
BAUHAUS - Bela Lugosi's Dead CONCRETE BLONDE - Bloodletting (The Vampire Song) (Extended Version) THE ELECTRIC HELLFIRE CLUB - Incubus (Leaether Strip Remix) DAVID BOWIE - Scary Monsters (& Super Creeps) ECHO & THE BUNNYMEN - Killing Moon BLUTENGEL - Lucifer (Single Edit) GOTHMINISTER - Monsters GRENDEL - Zombienation (v 2K5) :WUMPSCUT: - Cannibal Anthem ZOMBIE GIRL - Go Zombie VOLTAIRE - Zombie Prostitute DEPECHE MODE - The Dead of Night NINE INCH NAILS - Dead Souls ROB ZOMBIE - House of 1000 Corpses ALIEN SEX FIEND - Dead and Buried (12" Mix) COLLIDE - The Lunatics Have Taken Over the Asylum NEUROTICFISH - They're Coming to Take Me Away SIOUXSIE & THE BANSHEES - Spellbound A SPLIT SECOND - Mambo Witch SWITCHBLADE SYMPHONY - Witches GARY NUMAN - Haunted LOVE & ROCKETS - Haunted (When The Minutes Drag) GOD MODULE - Spooky LEAETHER STRIP - Beyond the Black Hills TYPE O NEGATIVE - Be My Druidess MY LIFE WITH THE THRILL KILL KULT - Do U Fear (For Your Child)? THE

Contest
Attention All Fubombers, Friends, and Fans, MzPink is in a contest that runs until Valentine's day. This is the Fu-Bombers top priority right now. Bombing this contest is mandatory right now. We are behind in this contest by a lot of comments. Please drop all your comments on MzPink. I do not want to see any Fu-bombers updating their stash, voting on Mumms, or uploading pictures while we are behind on this contest. We need to help family and get her in first place and keep her there. Tiggerbear2007 Family Manager Fubombers Michael has been entered in BBG's Fubars Biggest Best Giveaway. Please stop by and show him your love and support. He need 10,000 comments to get either a VIP. I would consider it a personal favor if you drop him some comments. Thanks, Tiggerbear2007 Calling all FU-Bombers, friends, family and fans, Risingnight needs your help to receive a month of VIP. She needs 10,000 comments to receive her month of VIP. I know that with all your

Shoutbox Issues
The reason you can't use this feature with me anymore is because I'm sick of.. -Pervy comments. -People calling me rude when I don't reply because I'm offline. So, it's limited to family, and the only people in that category so far are two girls I've known before I even knew what the internet was!

Hmm
ok so oddly enough. Today at work had to of been one of the best ive had in the last three years or so... inspite of of being called a bitch, getting kicked and hit with in the first hour of my shift. Its amazing what a difference it makes when you like your job. I've known for a long time that autistics and mentally challenged people were no different than the rest. But to work with them every day? its a whole new world. Not the easiest job ive held. and definately one of the most stressful worrying over their health and when not if they will get mad and wallop you like they did today.

What Do You Want To Know?
Well... this was on my profile, but I'm sure noone reads it, plus it proly makes me look like a bitch, so I'll put it here... and I'll add more to it later. I could go on forever. I hate pushy guys, I hate cocky guys, I hate guys who are full of themselves, I hate smug guys, I hate beefcakes, I hate players(I can tell who you are), and god I hate ignorant people. I LOVE men who realize what's important in life, and show it. I LOVE family men. I reeaally LOVE athletic men (hehe). I LOVE confident outgoing men, I LOVE men who get things done, I LOVE men who can make me laugh without trying, and if they try. I'm not a whore. I've never cybered with some random guy before, and I don't plan on it. If you have a big penis, good for you. You don't have to say it in your name. I don't care how nice your car is (mine's proly nicer), I don't care if you have a lot of money (I proly have more), I surely don't want to see a pic of you with a gun.

Poetry
IF I COULD LIVE IN A GREATER WAY IF I HAD WINGS TO SPREAD TO FLY AWAY I WOULD GO FAR SOMEWHERE I KNOW THERE'S ALWAYS A BETTER DAY IF I COULD FLY AWAY IF I COULD PROVE I COULD SOAR THROUGH THE SKY HIGH AS THE MOUNTAINS WAY UP HIGH I WOULD FLY AS GRACEFUL AS AN EAGLE OR OVER THE SEAS AS A GALIANT SEAGUL IF I COULD FLY AWAY IF THERE WERE NO TOMORROW TO LOOK FORWARD TO IF THERE WERE NO PAIN FOR ME TO GO THROUGH I WOULDN'T WISH THESE THINGS I SAY I WOULDN'T WISH I COULD FLY AWAY IF THINGS STAY THE SAME THERE'S NO ONE TO BLAME ONLY OURSELVES WHO DARE TO CARE ONLY US WHO SHOULD BE FAIR IF I COULD FLY AWAY WRITTEN BY DAUGHTER "NESSA" JULY 9, 2003 DAY BY DAY I SIT HERE MAKING WISHES FLY HIGH AS A BIRD IN THE SKY BE WITH MY LOVE TILL THE DAY I DIE WISHES THAT ONLY A DREAMER COULD HAVE WISHES THAT EVEN DREAMERS CAN'T HAVE TO MAKE A DIFFERENCE IN MY COMMUNITY BEING MYSELF A DIFFICULT DUTY OTHERS EXPECT HIGHLY OF ME I JUST WISH I COULD BE FREE TO COME AND GO

Need Some Help..plssss
Ok soon im getting a puppy for my lil girl & i'm pretty sure it will be a female but wat i'd like regardless of sex is some ideas on names cos if i leave it to my daughter she will call it Barbie etc,so pls leave ur ideas on wat names ud suggest & thanks all *hugs*xxx

Tired
Hey everyone, just wanted to say that If I am not communicating with everyone,like I should.. it's because we have been running our ass off.We have a new home comming in a few weeks and we have run ourselves ragged getting everything ready,,,furniture,etc...getting ready to tear this ol place down,taking things like doors and windows that folks around may be able to use down and just general happy horse shit that goes with it. Hope eveyone is doing well! smile big and smile often.

I Never Departed
-ASASSINATION -VACINATIONS -PRO EDUCATION -INFATUATION WITH SATIN -WITH GLOBAL NATION TAXATION -FIBER OPTICS -MICRO SCOPIC BIOLOGICAL GERMS -MAD COW BURGER ON THE MARKET -I NEVER DEPARTED -ONCE I STARTED -TO EXPLORE THESE REGIONS -THAT WAS UNCHARTED -LEAVE YOU HEART BROKEN -I STAND TALL LIKE BUILDINGS ON VAN DYKES -BEE'S STRIKE -LIKE A NOISE FROM A TRAIN LATE NIGHT -CHASE GOT NEW YORK -FOR LIFE -WE'RE OUTTA STATE -CAN'T SMOKE A BONE -IN A STAIR CASE WITHOUT GETTING CHASED -PENNY CANDY POISONIST WRAPPER -BEST TO CHILL OR GET YOUR HEAD GASHED -LEMON HEAD -SOUR PATCH KIDZ -BEST TO GRAB -A LIFE SAVER -I JAW BREAK YA' -BOSTON BRAKE YA' -I PLANT MY SUN FLOWER SEED -ON EVERY SQUARE ACHOR -THE BEAUTY OF MY NATURE -FLOWS THROUGH ASIA TO MECCA -WHEN I MAKE MYSELF EQUALITY -I'M KNOWN TO MOTHA' FLECKA'S -STAY IN YOUR PLAYPEN BOY -AND RADDLE FOR THIS FORMULA -AND CRY AS YOU PASSIFY -THIS LULABY FROM THE REDEYED BUTTERFLY THESE ARE MY RANDOM THOUGHTS..

Okay
its one of those days, 2 blogs wow. I really do like being on here. I avoid drama, personal wars, nastiness, and other crap that goes on. I don't see how people can take this crap seriously. And what about the begging for a blast, please, have you no shame or self worth. I don't play the popularity contest game. I love the comments with a pic on them. That is cool. But I don't take it too seriously. Thanks for all the pics and the comments. They really do make me feel good. I do enjoy being on here, except for the bouncers, they annoy me, lol. Okay, I take back everything I said about hating surveys. I just got 40,000 points for the ones I took the other day. That's cool Someday I will have a digital camera and post a salute... until then i enjoy looking at all of your pics and occasianoly communicate to a few of you. I don't care about points or levels. I do like having points to send birthday presents and an occasional gift. Some people don't realize that this is

Love As True As This...
Something That I Found & Is SO True.... I use to get down on my knees And pray every night, For someone to love me With all of his heart, And have only me in his sight. I cried many a tear to God Begging him for the perfect one, I guess I said to him All the right things, For he said, "It is done". He gave me the man I have always dreamed of, The one I longed for everyday... Our hearts have grown so close, But he lives so far away. I think I have been cursed On this day, Instead of being blessed... Not being able to touch A love as true as this. I long to look into his eyes, And get lost in his love. I still cry tears of lonliness, How can this be sent From up above ? Why are we being kept away From each other's tender kiss ? If we weren't meant to be, Why did God give us A love as true as this ? So, be careful what you wish, You just might get What you asked for. True love, but out of reach... Leavi

What Kind Of Soul Am I?
***You Are a Seeker Soul*** You are on a quest for knowledge and life challenges. You love to be curious and ask a ton of questions. Since you know so much, you make for an interesting conversationalist. Mentally alert, you can outwit almost anyone (and have fun doing it!). Very introspective, you can be silently critical of others. And your quiet nature makes it difficult for people to get to know you. You see yourself as a philosopher, and you take everything philosophically. Your main talent is expressing and communicating ideas. Souls you are most compatible with: Hunter Soul and Visionary Soul What Kind of Soul Are You? http://www.blogthings.com/whatkindofsoulareyouquiz/

My Friends!!!
This lovely lady is trying to win a happy hour.. Please go help her out in this contest.. Even if you do not bomb, I ask that you go and rate the pic and leave a comment for her.. Every comment counts. Thanks (repost of original by 'ICANBURS~Please Read My Profile' on '2007-10-22 04:33:42') earth angel@ fubar yugi oh ĦÈĦßÈR õҒ Ŧ.M.Ä.Ғ.club f.a.r@ fubar RATHER BE JUDGE FOR WHO I AM RATHER THAN WHO I AM NOT@ fubar ((Ö_Ö)) **~Ni©kÿ~***__***WiccÅn'§ Fubar Man****@ fubar imakeMYerikawet@ fubar mdp69er@ fubar tak69@ fubar mrcuddlesnc1701.....*Sign my guest book and leave me sum LUV*@ fubar illoki@ fubar

Why Are You So Happy?
A friend of mine wrote the blog below this morning. I have thought about it all day. (funny how things will do that) It made me smile, nod my head in agreement, and finally, it made me say "Hell Yes"!! I have on more than one occasion heard "God why are you so happy?" or "Quit seeing the positive side to things." No I don't have the perfect husband. I'm not the perfect wife. My children aren't perfect. I don't have the perfect little house with the proverbial white picket fence. I don't know anybody that does. And quite frankly, I don't want that. I am a kind and giving person. I give love easily. I wear my heart on my sleeve. I see the glass as half full, because in truth, who in the hell wants an empty glass?? If that makes me a sap or less of a person then so be it. Yes, my feelings get hurt and it makes me angry when something or someone has made me cry. And it really pisses me off when I say "Thank you. Have a nice day." to the cop that just wrote me a tick

Way To Earn Money
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Forsaken Am I
Originally Titled "Just Let Me Die" Broken and bleeding laying in my own pool of bloody tears. Dead inside, soul shattered, heart gone wasting away without hope, without the will to live. I lay here wondering why it always seems that something must go wrong and all I can do is watch it like a horror movie made into my life. A story of broken hope and shattered dreams, of a man who searches for something forever out of reach. Forsaken am I, nothing more than a empty husk to be tossed away when no longer desired. Words leave me no relief any more. Abandoned , lost and alone is this all there is to my sad worthless life? Come Mistress Death Dance with me and finally take me home to oblivion. End my pain with your sweet kiss at the end of this dance, let it be our last. Life's cruelest pain is a love forfeited and left to wither away. So I watch my soul, my heart only desire slowly walk away knowing that once again Mistress Death is quietly laughing at me. This is for a dear friend

In Need Of Some Love
HEY ALL YOU FUBARIANS COME BY AND SHOW THIS SWEETHEART SOME LOVE HE DESERVES IT COME HELP ME LEVEL HIM UP TO GODFATHER HE HAS HELPED ALOT OF US OUT SO NOW ITS TIME TO HELP HIM SO COME BY AND SHOW HIM SOME LOVE $r Whi+e Knigh+~Blondies r/l hubby ~Git R Done Rebels L.C.~Confederates~@ fubar

Fubar Promotion Site
If your someone who lives in Texas and Louisiana or you know someone in Texas and Louisiana thats into their local Music scene then visit or promotion site on fubar. You can also share this blog with your friends and they can forward or tell people about or local Texas and Louisiana promotion page on fubar. So help us out, spread the word, get involved support the local music scene in Texas and Louisiana. Remember theres alot of unsigned bands who could use some help. Click Banner to goto Fubar Site.

Dc Comics 1
The Cat-Woman (not affiliated with Warner Bros.) With the kind of speed and precision that can only happen in the world of porno movies, both women were all over each other, making love and shampooing each other at the same time. Stacy purred as she watched (and appreciated) her first girl-on-girl action video. She studied every move they made on each other, gently caressing each other, licking and sucking each other's perfectly engineered breasts, and only near the end going down on each other's clits (you would think that men would take heed of such educational videos instead of just stampeding for the pussy while doing his girl). She hadn't realized it, but Stacy had her long, slender fingers already deeply inside her own pussy, pleasing herself immensely as she watched the movie. The video jumped to the next scene, not following any continuity with the previous scene, and Stacy brought her hands up after noticing what she was doing. "No, stop it, girl! Save

In The [[nick]] Of Time
well, finally stuff is starting to look up and in my favor. nick is going to talk to the lawyer tomorrow and he's suppose to be taking our divorce and pushing it through. it's about damn time. grr. also, i will be recieving my bah. thank goodness. i need that money. heath and i will be getting married as soon as this freaking divorce is finalized. heath was so excited today whenever i told him that all this was finally happening. we've been together for 10 months now. 10 months. that's longer than nick and i were together before deciding on divorce. nick and i were together for 4 months and decided that we wanted a divorce. we've been separated for 11 months now. grr. i hate men sometimes. i love heath tho. okay goodnight.

Help Me..
I have come up with a few ideas for license plates... ursuper imspcy all4it cmngtit rudunyt livrdie lvordie imfked allnitr AQTU12 urdumb sxtasy GR8TTS WTFBTCH NS8IABL RUABCH2 SLAV4ME UMYSLAV TRUEX2C TZNUBLU WHTHFK I need help thinking of a really good personalized plate for my car. I have ideas... but my mind is in the gutter tonight and well that's not helping me.. So post some ideas to help out...

A Poem I Wrote A While Back
So sorry im not tailored into your perfect World... Im just a simple breed of man... I have my faults and i have my desires... I have my wants and i have my needs... I never ask for much... Just to be known that im loved... Im not a perfect person... Nor will i ever be.... Thoughts of my past still disturb me.... And fear of them daunting my future still remain... I know im not attractive... But faithfull i can be... Love is a tricky thing.... Lust can get in the way... Im not one to engage in games... Nor will i ever be... So if you must know me... Then first is to Show me... Im not tailord for a perfect world... Nor will i ever be... ~Sean

Me
i was listening to a song by six feet under and its called Nonexistence and now i sit here woundering if i would be happy at lest i wont have to worry abount no more pain or suffering of any kind like someone once told me if you dont se it or feel it wont hurt you iam thinking he is right in the song it says iam going to cut out ur eyes and rip out ur tongue and peunched my ears you no what the saying is right see no evil speak no evil and hear no evil ok where do i began ok i have never been good at anything but what i use to do for a liveing and makeing others feel good abount them selfs i was so unhappy untell i got into being a dj the reason why i got into it was becuse 5 people told me i should so i took the time to make a room and i work my ass off i never really finash anything i start really so this was a first even if the room was dead i stuck with it untlee one guy change that becuse he is a asshole and i dont care if you read this CALICO its the truth and ur a real

Slow Chemical
The wonder of the world is gone, I know for sure All the wonder that I want I've found in her As the hole becomes a part I strike to burn, And no flame returns Every intuition fails to find its way, One more table turned around and back again Finding I'm more lost than found when she's not around, When she's not around, I feel it coming down Give me what I could never ask for, Connect me and you could be my chemical now Give me the drug you know I'm after, Connect me and you could be my chemical When everybody wants you (the chemical goes slow) When everybody wants you (my chemical goes so slow) When everybody wants you (so slow) When everybody wants your soul Give me what I could never ask for, Connect me and you could be my chemical now Give me the drug you know I'm after, Connect me and you could be the chemical you could be he chemical...

If I Knew
If I knew it would be the last time That I'd see you fall asleep, I would tuck you in more tightly and pray the Lord, your soul to keep. If I knew it would be the last time that I see you walk out the door, I would give you a hug and kiss and call you back for one more If I knew it would be the last time I'd hear your voice lifted up in praise, I would video tape each action and word, so I could play them back day after day. If I knew it would be the last time,! I could spare an extra minute to stop and say "I love you," instead of assuming you would KNOW I do. If I knew it would be the last time I would be there to share your day, Well I'm sure you'll have so many more, so I can let just this one slip away. For surely there's always tomorrow to make up for an oversight, and we always get a second chance to make everything just right. There will always be another day to say "I love you," And certainly there's another chanc

A Baby's Hug
They were the only family with children in the restaurant. The mother sat with their son Erik in a high chair and noticed everyone was quietly sitting and talking. Suddenly, Erik squealed with glee and said, 'Hi.' He pounded his fat baby hands on the high chair tray. His eyes were crinkled in laughter and his mouth was bared in a toothless grin, as he wriggled and giggled with merriment. The mother looked around and saw the source of his merriment. It was a man whose pants were baggy and his toes poked out of his would-be shoes. His shirt was dirty, his hair was uncombed, his whiskers were too short to be called a beard and his nose was so varicosed it looked like a road map. They were too far from him to smell, but she was sure he smelled. His hands waved and flapped on loose wrists. 'Hi there, baby. Hi there, big boy. I see ya, buster,' the man said to Erik. The father and mother exchanged looks, 'What do we do?' Erik continued to laugh and answer, 'Hi' E

Lucky 13
13 good statements Read Each One Carefully and Think About It a Second or Two 1. I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am with you.. 2. No man or woman is worth your tears, and the one who is, won't make you cry. 3. Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have. 4. A true friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart. 5. The worst way to miss someone is to be sitting right beside them knowing you can't have them. 6. Never frown, even when you are sad, because you never know who is falling in love with your smile. 7. To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world. 8. Don't waste your time on a man / woman, who isn't willing to waste their time on you. 9. Maybe God wants us to meet a few wrong people before meeting the right one, so that when we finally meet the person, we will know how to be grate

Glass Shatters
Step up! Cause you're the next one in line for the kill. You don't believe me but I'm betting that you will. Stand up! I'll let you live a little bit with the pain that I bring. You know it's only the beginning. Step up! Cause you're the next one in line for the kill. You don't believe me but I'm betting that you will. Stand up! I'll let you live a little bit with the pain that I bring. You know it's only the beginning. I'm breaking the living inside you, something and someone to hide you. I'm breaking the living inside you, something and someone to hide you. I'm breaking the living inside you, something and someone to hide you. I'm breaking the living inside you, don't run away, bring it on straight to me!

Yess, Come See Me Soon
I am now a cam model .. a BBW cam model .. come see me, This is my job but i LOVE doing it ... http://imlive.com/waitingroom1.asp?host=y&hostnick=Voluptuous_BBW I will up n running full time in about 2 weeks once my ID is re-uploaded ... Have a good one all .. enjoy me as i will enjoy you

One Of A Kind!
This television has a poison on it's breath. This counter culture of both wicked lies and death. It makes my eyes bleed everytime I turn around. How will they all feel when I bring them to the ground? I walk for miles inside this pit of danger. A place where no one follows me, I walk alone. I'm sick of all these people talkin' out their heads. I've never understood a damn thing that they said. From words to actions never knowing what they're about. I guess I'll have to chew them up and spit them out. I walked for miles inside this pit of danger. I've swallowed down a thousand years of anger. The weight of the world is falling on my shoulders. A place where no one follows me I walk alone I walked for miles inside this pit of danger. I've swallowed down a thousand years of anger. The weight of the world is falling on my shoulders. A place where no one follows me I walk alone. I've got this feeling deep inside. But what it is I don't know. My vision st

Tony
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Creative Thinkers Needed!
Hey friends I have a business and a upcoming website www.iburnclothing.com.. Okay now that being said I make custom tshirts that are cute, witty, etc. So the question is im going to get stickers made. The sticker will have the website on the bottom but I want it to have two lines and I need a catchy line or phrase.. Any of you reading this thanks for your support and anyone who submits me the idea I use will get a free t-shirt and sticker! THANK YOU! THANK YOU! THANK YOU! THANK YOU! I have a website im trying to promote and im going to purchase stickers right now.. I wanted to see if any of you reading this have any catchy phrases to put above the website address. my website is www.iburnclothing.com its not up right now but I wanted to purchase stickers right away. I will be purchasing them from stickerjunkie.com .. If you check them out you will see what im talking about.. Anyhow the "phase" I use will be awarded a custom shirt and sticker! Thank you!!

Winter Preparedness
http://www.jibjab.com/starring_you/receipt/1167974 Nows the time to get your home ready for winter. If you live in an area that experiences sub-freezing temperature during the winter you need to make sure your pipes are protected against the cold. Wrap them in pipe insulation wrapping to protect against them freezing and breaking. Put weather stripping around your doors, and check around your windows for drafts. I still hang plastic over my windows during the winter, it keeps the cold out, but lets the sun in and helps warm your place up. If you have a central heating system make sure your filters are replaced, or clean reusable filters. Also clean out all the vents. Something a lot of people don't think about are the drafts that can come in around our kitchen cabinets, the way to fix that is put silicon cocking all around the edges, where they meet the ceiling and the floor both. If you start now you don't have to worry about doing it all at once, winter temperatures can have

Halo
This is a call to arms, Will you stand beside me? This is our time to fight No more compromising And this blackened heart will sing For sad solidarity Halo over our demise Following a god so blind Sallow in their sickening Swallow not, the shit they feed This is a right to life, Not the Religious Right’s act This is abortion’s knife, Aiming at the wombs of The Christian conspiracy See open thine eyes and see, the Halo over our demise Following a god so blind Sallow in their sickening Swallow not, the shit they feed Our time will come, our time will come Our time is now, our time is now And I won’t pray for you Halo over our demise Following a god so blind Sallow in their sickening Swallow not, the shit they feed The words will never hold us down Prayers won’t be spared on you Satisfaction denied ‘Til you’re dead and gone Gone Dead and gone! You’re gone! -Machine Head

Here She Goes Again Lol
I am in a contest for most popular fubarian. As most of you know i have not been feeling well the last couple of weeks and it would cheer me up if all of my friends could comment bomb the heck out of me. I need some love. Thanks! Lucy I've entered a contest for most popular fubarian. Winner gets a one month VIP. I know i can win this with the help of my friends. So please bomb the shit out of me lol. Even if you can just rate, rates count as well thanks. And if you can repost this as well that would be great. Much luv to all my friends! Lucy

My Ranting And Ravings
Enjoy my 90's video compilation, you can watch as long as you want. If you live in the Mobile Area and you need a cake for a special occasion feel free to contact me or check us out on the web at www.lacakes.net

Mumms
I would like to know who else out there thinks that shop@fubar is just a kid or a born again christain please respond Is it me or is it when people do a mummm on help and they keep the yay or nay choice on a question like should I a keep things the way they are or talk to that person and the choice is Yay or Nay Comments please

For My Twin!!! Xox
COME JOIN DJ BUTTERFLY WARRIOR LIVE ON AIR!! DJ Butterfly Warrior ~ K.O.P.E.~ Hell Hound @ Guardians of Hell@ fubar Show her some love, rate, fan and add, while you're here! Just click on the pic, hold on tight and enjoy the ride into the Guardians of Hell!! Have Fun ... MUUUAAAAHHH!!

Haha Read!!!
* 1. First and foremost, we are not obligated to do it. 2. Extension to rule #1 – So if you get one, be grateful. 3. I don’t care WHAT they did in the porn video you saw, it is not standard practice to cum on someone’s face. 4. Extension to rule #3 – No, I DON’T have to swallow. 5. My ears are NOT handles. 6. Extension to rule #5 – do not push on the top of my head. Last I heard, deep throat had been done. And additionally, do you really WANT puke on your dick? 7. I don’t care HOW relaxed you get, it is NEVER OK to fart. 8. Having my period does not mean that it’s "hummer week" – get it through your head – I’m bloated and I feel like shit so no, I don’t feel particularly obligated to blow you just because YOU can’t have sex right now. 9. Extension to #8 – "Blue Balls" might have worked on high school girls – if you’re that desperate, go jerk off and leave me alone with my Midol. 10. If I have to pause to remove a pubic hair from my teeth,

Perfection...
As much as we want everything in our lives to be perfect. Perfection does not exist. If you asked me to define perfection I would tell you in my eyes perfection is trying your best and taking each day one day at time. If you’re not satisfied, then I would tell you there is no point in getting upset because perfection does not exist. I would tell you to try harder next time and keep trying till you are satisfied with your accomplishments. But don’t stress yourself by trying too hard because remember perfection does not exist. You know you have reached human perfection when your heart tells you so. You’ll feel a sense of pride travel throughout your soul. Don’t live life and waste precious moments worrying or being angry of what you have not become or accomplished. Take those moments and used them to celebrate with your love ones. Celebrate all the things you have become and embellish in your accomplishments. If you don’t understand, then picture a pile of leaves that we

Learing To Live Again Is Too Damn Hard
As all of you know, my husband of 15 years passed away from cancer in May of 2007. This poem was posted by my niece to my myspace and it really touched my heart. I wanted to share it with all of you. Thanks for being the awesome loving ppl that you are......you are all the best! "Whispers From Heaven" When I left this world without you I know it made you blue. Your tears fell so freely, I watched; I know this is true. While you were sleeping, Days after I passed away. While all was silent within me, I saw you kneel to pray. From this wonderful place called Heaven Where all my pain is gone, I send a gentle breeze to whisper, "My loved ones,please go on." The peace that I have found here Goes far beyond compare No rain,no clouds,no suffering--- Just LOVE from everywhere. You need not be troubled Just stay close to GOD in prayer Someday we'll be reunited My love, HIS Love surronds you always, EVERYWHERE!!! This really touched me....hope you enjoy.

Walmart
Wal Mart APPLICATION This is an actual job application that a 75 year old senior citizen submitted to Walmart in Arkansas . They hired him because he was so funny..... NAME: Kenneth Way (Grumpy Old Bastard) SEX: Not lately, but I am looking for the right woman (or at least one who will cooperate) DESIRED POSITION: Company's President or Vice President. But seriously, whatever's available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn't be applying here in the first place DESIRED SALARY: $185,000 a year plus stock options and a Michael Ovitz style severance package. If that's not possible, make an offer and we can haggle. EDUCATION: Yes. LAST POSITION HELD: Target for middle management hostility. PREVIOUS SALARY: A lot less than I'm worth. MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT: My incredible collection of stolen pens and post-it notes. REASON FOR LEAVING: It sucked. HOURS AVAILABLE TO WORK: Any. PREFERRED HOURS: 1:30-3:30 p.m. Monday, Tuesday, an

Cute Things
A small boy is sent to bed by his father. Five minutes later....."Da-ad...." "What?" "I'm thirsty. Can you bring drink of water?" "No, You had your chance. Lights out." Five minutes later: "Da-aaaad....." "WHAT?" "I'm THIRSTY. Can I have a drink of water??" I told you NO! If you ask again, I'll have to spank you!!" Five minutes la ter......"Daaaa-aaaad....." "WHAT!" "When you come in to spank me, can you bring a drink of water?" One day the first grade teacher was reading the story of Chicken Little to her class. She came to the part of the story where Chicken Little tried to warn the farmer. She read, ".... and so Chicken Little went up to the farmer and said, "The sky is falling, the sky is falling!" The teacher paused then asked the class, "And what do you think that farmer said?" One little girl raised her hand and said, "I think he said: 'Holy Shit! A talking chicken!'" The teacher was unable to teach for the next 10 minutes.

Hunting And Fishing
Some of you know me some of you don't but all I am am asking is that you take a look at this new site on hunting and fishing and give me your feedback and let me know what you think of it. http://167spo.tyndale.hostingrails.com/profile/ccwins Just give me your feedback on it if you can. There is no cost or anything it is new and we are trying to find out if people are going to like it or not???? Please send me back what you think of it.

Please..rate And Comment My Pic
Hello....I am in a contest......can you please rate and comment my photo as much as you want. Thank you so much..MUAH!! a href="http://fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=333192&i=2895077486" target=_blank>

Sexiest Jersey Contest
CONTEST UPDATE... this was asked to me this morning and it is a good point so here it is. if you are the 1st place winner in my contest and you are already a vip.. the question was..can i get a blast instead? my answer to this is yes you have the option to either have the one month vip or the 7 day blast.. p.s. dont forget to send those pics in..contest starts friday october 5th at 6am.. Ok it is time for the SEXIEST JERSEY CONTEST. Ladies start digging out your jerseys and time to show off your favorite team. I will be hosting this contest for two weeks. as soon as i have atleast 15 contestants the contest will begin. P.S. I KNOW THERE ARE ALOT OF YOU LADIES THAT HAVE JERSEY PICS SO DONT BE SHY LETS HAVE SOME FUN. I will post another bulliten so every one will know when it starts. The rules are going to be simple. 1) there will be NO DRAMA... 2) no down rating.. 3) self commenting is allowed and recommended.. 4) one more thing to all that join..you must al

What I Want
******UPDATE******* When I first posted this blog I had a song and lyrics on here. But now I'm bitter and I no longer believe that people actually care for eachother in this way. I think the way we all treat eachother now days is disgusting. It seems as though we only care about ourselves. It's like when we look at a potential relationship, partner, etc. all we think about is how we can benefit from this person or situation, what we will gain from being in this situation. It's not even about love anymore. Divorce is a good example of this. Years ago divorce wasn't even an option. Now people don't even think twice about leaving their partner. This is your PARTNER, your PARTNER IN LIFE! This is supposed to be your best friend, but you can drop them like a bad habit as soon as things aren't "fun" anymore?! Of course this isn't the only reason for divorce, other reasons include infidelity, abuse, etc. But again, This is supposed to be your best friend, why would you cheat or abuse yo

Poetry
And I feel like Custer, Surrounded by Indians. Outnumbered, outgunned, doomed to fail. Yet righteous. Never abandoning belief. . . For all the good it did him. Overcome by events greater than he. His voice was lost. And I feel like Kitty Genovese* Battered and abused Again and again Crying for help for thirty-two minutes. Believing in the inherent good of people. . . For all the good it did her. Her voice was lost. So be it hilltop, alley or classroom, I make my stand and cry out. Surrounded by Indians, abusers, hypocrites. I never lose faith. I never give up. I never stray off my path. . . For all the good it does me. And as I realize that it’s hopeless. It occurs to me what George and Kitty said; “Vocum habeo non. Vocum habeo non. Vocum habeo non! I have no voice. August *In 1964 Kitty Genovese was brutally stabbed to death at the door of her own apartment in queens. Thirty-eight people overheard her cries for help, and her attacker left the scen

Dinner Tonight.....
I stared out with olive oil an onion and garlic Then I cut up some beef and pork then brown that Then at the caned tomatoes ...Add the seasons... Then cook the sausage and then drop them in then the meat balls and then drop them in Then let cook all day ...

Just To Let Everyone Know
I have to go back and have surgery done again I didn't heal from my last surgery. I will be having surgery done again on the 30th. Wish me luck. :) I just wanted all my friends to know that on the 12th I will be having surgery so I won't be here for a little while. I will be back though you can count on that......lol Some of you know how to contact me so I expect to hear from you.......lmao....j/k Always, Babydoll Can you believe it's been almost 6 weeks since my surgery? I go back to work on the 25th I am so excited to be going back to work. Thank you all for your prayers and support.

Poems
Beneath my chest rests a heart-shaped box. It is jeweled completely and its golden hinges tight. I reach within and touch the lid with its colorful,sparkling,ornamental gems. I open the beautiful box and out pours your name in song. How sweet the sound...its melody so lyrical drifting into my ears. The voice of my heart sings on. It is only your name I hear. It moves me and lifts me;encircles my soul and caresses my body. I am transformed. I absorb every whisper of the unsilenced air. I am adrift on this soft breath of my heart's sweet refrain. Love lives here. A budding rose of cromson red asleep benesth the dew awakens into beauty, but not compared to you. The perfect diamond set in gold like shimmering lakes of blue; the rarest jewel upon the earth but not compared to you. A sunrise on a stranded beach; a sign that all is new can bring tears to the coldest

Would You Say A Prayer For Me?
Largest Database of ImagesFor Comments And Profiles at FreeCommentTags.com I believe that God answers prayer.... I am scheduled for an interview tomorrow morning that I have been waiting 10yrs to get! And i am sincerely asking all my friends to just say a prayer for me that i Will get this job. Thank you so much.....xxxooo,s GailLargest Database of ImagesFor Comments And Profiles at FreeCommentTags.com

Thoughts
The wonder of that which you cannot see,only feel. themagic of that which you cannot explain,only discover. The warmth of that which you cannot locate,only capture.The one gift which can have endless recipients at any given moment in time and space, is the gift of love. It is the greatest inheritance any being can procure on any level, and affords the fortunate addressee the only pure expression of joy this life can offer. Many have attempted to explain this magical fervor, yet no one can pinpoint how or at exactly what moment love comes into being amoung souls. As the old may say that life is fleeting, such can be love. Fear not, love. Relishing in its source embracing all that love calls to the heart, seeds fruit within the soul that is everlasting. Love unbrellas the spirit with supernatural animation whereby increasing one,s capacity to recieve, share and give love back. The verses found within this mind mirrors the souls that love has touched in varying degrees, during varying con

Something I Found
Love is an accident waiting to happen. Desire is a stranger you think you know. Intimacy is a lie we tell ourselves. Truth is a game you play to win. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ If you believe in love at first sight, you never stop looking.

Kids And Beauty Pageants
DO YOU THINK THAT IT RIGHT TO PUT 20 POUNDS OF MAKEUP ON A YOUNG GIRL AND ENTER THEM IN BEAUTY PAGEANTS ? I THINK THAT IT IS JUST INSANE THAT I SEE ALOT OF PARENT TRYING TO LIVE OUT WHAT THEY COULDNT HAVE , THROUGH THEIR YOUNG KIDS....IT DRIVES ME CRAZY TO SEE SUCH YOUNG KIDS BE PUSHED TO DO SOMETHING THAT THEY DONT WANT TO , AND YOU CANT TELL ME THAT PARENTS DO PUSH THEIR KIDS. WHATS EVEN MORE INSANE IS SEEING PARENTS TAKE OUT HOUSE LOANS , AND GO INTO DEBT FOR THESE CONTESTS. THESE YOUNG KIDS SHOULD WAIT TILL THEY ARE OLD ENOUGH TO SAY IF THEY WANT TO ENTER OR NOT......LOOK AT JON BENETS LIFE ? DO YOU THINK THAT SHE WAS A HAPPY YOUNG LADY ! I DONT THINK SHE WAS...THE LIFE SHE HAD WAS NOT A NORMAL. I WOULD LIKE TO KNOW IF YOU GUYS HAVE ENTERED YOUR KIDS IN PAGEANTS AND WHY AND IF YOU KNOW OF ANY PEOPLE THAT HAVE.......THE MAIN QUESTION IS : WOULD YOU FORCE YOUR YOUNG CHILD TO ENTER A BEAUTY PAGEANT?

Only In America!
Incredible, unforgivable and shameful: Read Below Love him or loathe him, he nailed this one right on the head.......... By Rush Limbaugh: I think the vast differences in compensation between victims of the September 11 casualty and those who die serving our country in Uniform are profound. No one is really talking about it either, because you just don't criticize anything having to do with September 11. Well, I can't let the numbers pass by because it says something really disturbing about the entitlement mentality of this country. If you lost a family member in the September 11 attack, you're going to get an average of $1,185,000. The range is a minimum guarantee of $250,000, all the way up to $4.7 million. If you are a surviving family member of an American soldier killed in action, the first check you get is a $6,000 direct death benefit, half of which is taxable. Next, you get $1,750 for burial costs. If you are the surviving spouse, you get $833 a month until you r

Fall Tour
Nov. Tour BlogAdd to My Profile | More Videos Hey Gang, Just wanted to let you know we added a Little Rock show next wed. the 10th. Check our page for more details. And it goes on! -T TOUR DIARY 1 Current mood: chipper Dear Diary, Oct. 10, 2007 We've seen these roads before, yet this time we see them with "new eyes". Lucked and plucked to front load shows for an "idol" is day and night when it comes to sweating it out in clubs across this beautiful country. I like it though….I think it has been a fantastic order of events. Get a taste of what is to come, and maybe just maybe you will see a full circle develop. I've decided to tuck the sweet taste of multi-platinum shows into my pocket. I pull it out every time I start to question my choices…if it were not for that sweet taste, "hope" would be all I have to pull from my denim. Still enough to succeed, but having tasted the sugar helps choke down some of the bitter taste this business creates. "Little Rock…. Are

Bad News
For anyone who keeps up with my blogs you know I just buried my grandfather this past wednesday. However the bad news didnt stop there, last night my family and I was informed that my Uncle Skip had laid in his house for two days after having a very very bad stroke. Weather it was the stroke or the delay of medical attention he suffered from having over half his brain in a pool of blood. Thus causing him to bleed from the nose and mouth. Within n hour of being found he was taking to the local hopsital and put on life support. By the time I got to the hopsital I noticed the medical air lift chopper landing and deep down I knew it was for my uncle. Within second of seeing him the chopper indeed take him to UC hopsital where four hours later he was pronounned brain dead two hours after that they took him off life support. Now for some reason my family doesnt seem to understand why I am taking my uncle's my death so hard. Grant that he is my uncle by marriage but to me that is besi

Merry-go-round
Merry-Go-Round Life is like a merry-go-round Fun and enticing and interesting sound It goes in circles in a similar way Up and down through-out the day Out at the crowd you look for friends They pass quickly by before the ride ends Some are there when the ride is through The ones that aren’t you thought you knew Painted horses on poles and small children with screams Spinning lights and mirrors it’s not what it seems The music is happy, inviting and free It’s part of the draw that people will see Life is the same an illusion at best Believe what you want and forget the rest That is the mistake most people make They forget what’s right and what is at stake Around we go not a care in the world Forgetting our values and forsaking the Lord When the ride stops where will you be Out in the cold or standing next to me Thomas Vern Ellison Jr. 09/18/07

If I Don't Get The Losers & Liars, I Attract The Weirdos. Lol
SB message I got and responded to. Read bottom first. LOL ->sanchristo...: i bet it would be so funny if you had all of that plastic on and someone pushed you close to a fire and it started melting on your skin. LMAO sanchristo...: Hi, i am 30 m from germany. i get turned on, when i am wearing button down shirts, rubber pants, my selfmade plastic wear or a suit of plastic wrap. i wanna show my fetishism to other people. **Read the conversation from the bottom up** This was my 6:00am welcome to ignorance. His first question to me was "Are you horny?" I waited too long to copy and paste to get that in. If any of you ladies are interested,go look him up. LOL After me being so nice, he comes and rates me a '10'. LOL Just thought I would share ->thedrunken...: Feel free to happily fuck off now. Thank you. thedrunken...: blah blah blah ->thedrunken...: and you talk stupid. go figure thedrunken...: you talk funny ->thedrunken...: I'm very happy. Bu

An Ache
An ache Rip me open and pour me out I want to scream and shout It was all in a dream I want to shout and scream It is what it seems Limitless....boundless....timeless Im waiting....anticipating Everyday in everyway For a glimpse of you...sad but true I already know you An ache...a lack of you....a deficiency....unsatisfactory....sitting in my own misery Rip me open and pour me out Had to let it all out

3 Bosom Brenda
3 Bosom Brenda music and lyrics by Raso vocals by Matt Tanner (it's the last song on my play list) 3 Bosom Brenda, she can't by her bras in the store. They come special order, delivered to her front door. The left side's a B cup. The right one's a D cup. The middle one reaches down to the floor. (The floor) 3 Bosom Brenda, I really don't mind she's a Jew. I'll always be with her, cause 3 tits are better than 2. The left side's a B cup. The right one's a D cup. The middle one reaches down to the floor. Nobody knows how she got like that. One is round, one is flat. The middle one has no use at all. I wonder how she breast feeds. Do you use 1,2, or 3? I don't really care at all. 3 Bosom Brenda, she can't by her bras in the store. They come special order, delivered to her front door. The left side's a B cup. The right one's a D cup. The middle one reaches down to the floor. That's

Picture Problems
I just upload some new pics and I dont think its alerting my friends. They are in a new album at the bottom. Please stop by and leave me some comments on them. Thanks, Love ya guys! I am so tired of all the picture problems I've been having! I thought the picture albums where great, so why are they messing with stuff yet again?

Getting Over
Good at getting over I was getting good at getting over the women in my past I loved every-one and thought that they would last They all made me happy in their own little ways Now they’re gone and memories of better days I am so tuff no-one can hurt me Can always get past and return to the free You had my heart and now it’s through So why can’t I just get over you Women have come and were not here to last You are different a spell you have cast Life is inside and out for me In my head but not my sight you see But I am tuff and will get over you I try to believe that this will be true Voodoo child you seem to be Pins and needles sticking inside of me For every problem there is a cure For you I just don’t how for sure Your not here and I’m not there We will meet again sometime-somewhere Thomas Vern Ellison Jr. 08/29/07

Poetry
MY LOVE _____________________________________________ my love for you is strong my love is all i have for you my love is yours to keep my love is your love my love is all you have my love for you will never fail my love is all you will ever need my love is true my love is pure my love is all the love you will ever need my love is KIM's forever

Please, If Anyone Can Help Save My Sanity........
I noticed the need for a writer has been listed multiple times throughout craigslist. I then realized that for me not to apply would be simply absurd. I also wanted to create a few blogs hoping, just maybe, one of my friends could be in the appropriate profession to help. My name is Matthew Stuckman and writing is one of my passions. I have always had a natural ability to communicate through written word and I exercise this ability every chance I get. I would be happy to except any challenge that can be thrown my way, or in short, I NEED TO DO THIS TO KEEP MY SANITY! If confused, I will explain simply, I need a new job based around journalism! Please, if you know of any way that I can be helped, share. I will not be a disappointment. Thank you for your time, Anxiously waiting, Matt Stuckman

My Surgery
Well today I went for the last conference on my surgery. I have to go to a pain clinc to get my meds under control then after that I'll have surgery. Ill be in the hospital for 3 to 5 days. Which is bc of the pain Ill be in a hell of a lot pain. There doing a fusion which Ill have pins and rods. It could be now or till the first of the year depending on how fast my meds are uder control. I'll let you know when for sure!! Hopefully sooner than later then its done and over...

I Want To Eat You
"What are you reading?" Elle laughed. "You wouldn't believe what this guy is writing to me. I can't believe he didn't read my profile. It clearly shows I'm not single." Tara grinned. "Wish you were?" Shaking her head, Elle kissed Tara full on the lips. "Not a chance. Here, come sit by me. You can read his sad attempts at flirting." "So if he's bothering you, why don't you just ignore him?" "Oh, he's not bothering me, per se... These guys... they're all so single minded and cliche. I suspect the only reason he's talking to me is because it says I'm with you." Tara wore an amused expression. "I'm sure there are other people out there who are better conversationalists than..." She leaned forward and began cracking up. "...SmokinCock69? What kind of name is that? Why do people even add the 69? Isn't it like overdoing it?" Returning the laugh, Elle whispered dramatically. "That 69 lets others know he's in heat." Tara snaked her hand under her wife's skirt. "Are you i

Orange Love
Backstrokers do it on their backs, Breastrokers do it underwater, Flyers do it with their hips, Freestylers do it any way, IMers do it four ways, Sprinters do it faster, Divers do it deeper, and Distance swimmers last longer, Any way you put it, swimmers do it better

The Day I Put My Dog To Sleep...
"That special place in our hearts feels so empty...But we realize as time passes, that animals have a way of teaching us about loving, loyalty, joy and friendship....And whatever we've shared in their precence can never really be lost..." With that being said, I think you know where this is going. I have had another miserable milestone in my life today....I'll tell you more about it .. I woke up this morning at nine am, with a gut feeling of something wrong. I took a shower and headed out to my grandparents farm, where I thought I could get some stuff done. I pulled up into the driveway and walked into the house. My grandma sat staring at me, almost frightened, and my aunt just sat there. I didnt know what to say to that look, when my grandmas eyes went at my dog Buddy. My Golden Retriever was laying on the floor, on a towel. I went over to him, and got down on my knees... My grandma just sat there, and said " I was going to call you and tell you what happened.." I began to cr

Easyer Said Then Done
easyer said then done. Everyone says keep your head up but its hard to do sometimes. I know this relationship had to happen to remind me what if felt like to care for someone and someone care for me. Its just hard sometimes. Those times when your think about what it felt like and wish you had someone there to tell about shitty day. Or lay with at night when your cold. Some days I am ok others I cant stop crying. It seems alot of the ones that have a wife or a girlfriend they take it for granted. And some of us that are genuin and treat someone we care about like gold but arnt blessed to have that. I tell myself one day I will find someone but when will that be? Sometimes I wonder am I just supose to be here for everyone else. To help everyone with there problems. People say be happy with what you have. Yes I own a house and have my own car but I would give it up in a heart beat for my soul mate. Yes I have two beautiful boys and wouldnt trade them for the world. But other people a

New Friends
One of your photos has been marked NSFW. Hide header Date: Tue, 2 Oct 2007 12:36:37 -0700 (PDT) From: Size: 1 KB To: twizzted_dude@fubar.com Reply-To: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- One of your photos has been marked as NSFW (Not Safe For Work). Please make sure ALL your NSFW photos are flagged as NSFW and placed in an NSFW album. Your photo was marked NSFW because it was either offensive or NSFW in nature. Also, your primary photo and all your background photos may not be NSFW photos. NSFW CONTENT IS NOT ALLOWED in the public areas of the CT. You can define a new primary photo and background photos by clicking on images link. Continued violation of 'fubar' policy, will result in your account being deleted without warning. Click here for reported image. THIS IS THE IMMAGE I WANT ALL MY FRIENDS AND FAMILY TO COME CHECK OUT SCARLETSNOWHITE SHE IS A NICE PERSON AND SHE NEED SOME MORE FRIENDS

Cassie's Feet
"I like these quiet nights, Cassie's." I said as I pushed the tape into the VCR. "Me, too, Baby. It's just that we just don't seem to get enough of them, lately," she complained, as we settled into comfortable spots on the couch. "I know, honey, but next month's schedule looks lighter and we should have more times like these," I said, grabbing the remote to get the movie started. "Why don't you move over a bit and put your feet up? You know, get comfortable." Cassie complied, shifting her weight and arranging her feet in my lap. Her robe parted, revealing her smooth, tan legs; a perfect contrast against the bright, white roughness of the terry-cloth. Absentmindedly, as we watched the movie, I began to knead Cassie's sock covered feet, squeezing firmly and pressing into the ball and arch with my thumbs. "Mmmm, Baby, that feel's nice. Would you?" she cooed, handing me the bottle of massage oil which seems to have become a permanent fixture on our coffee table. "I don't kno

Help Needed!
Below is a message from my dear friend, Judy. Please read and help if you can. Her and I will be doing the walk together this year...this is my 4th time to do it. As most of you are aware, on my birthday this year I was diagnosed with Breast Cancer. A friend and I have chosen to fight back against this disease and help make a difference by participating in the American Cancer Society Making Strides Against Breast Cancer walk October 13th... and we hope you will join us by making a donation in support of our effort. We hope you will support our efforts by making a donation using our personal online fundraising page. It's safe and simple. All you have to do is go to the web address below and follow the few easy steps. http://main.acsevents.org/goto/FreeSpiritYAYAs By raising money to support the American Cancer Society's fight against breast cancer, we help fund research, awareness campaigns, access to mammograms, and free programs and services that improve the qua

Damn Usc Trojans Are In 2nd Now
damn it they were doing so well with the defeat of the nebraska cornsuckers 49-31 win over then, read in paper lsu pulled ahead of them damn it, well well see who really does good later on have a greaty day :) .

Just Me...
Just to let those that know me, I am sorry that I have not been on here for a while. I have been making wedding plans and cleaning house all week. lots of laundry, got done and the tree taken down. busy stuff.. Hi ,, just spending the day off catching up on Fubar.. Trying to get everything done that needs doing.. nothing really going on. living the quiet life while the kids are at school.and enjoying it.

Great Music
Okay everyone... I feel that it is my civic duty to let as many people as possible know. This band rocks. They are local around my area, so go to their myspace page and at least listen to them. And if you like them, show some love. http://www.myspace.com/chasinglayne Thanks!!

Neat Lyrics
DANNY BOY Oh Danny boy, the pipes, the pipes are calling From glen to glen, and down the mountain side The summer's gone, and all the flowers are dying 'tis you, 'tis you must go and I must bide. But come you back when summer's in the meadow Or when the valley's hushed and white with snow 'tis I'll be there in sunshine or in shadow Oh Danny boy, oh Danny boy, I love you so. And if you come, when all the flowers are dying And I am dead, as dead I well may be You'll come and find the place where I am lying And kneel and say an "Ave" there for me. And I shall hear, tho' soft you tread above me And all my dreams will warm and sweeter be If you'll not fail to tell me that you love me I simply sleep in peace until you come to me. Over in Killarney Many years ago, Me Mither sang a song to me In tones so sweet and low. Just a simple little ditty, In her good ould Irish way, And l'd give the world if she could sing That song to me this day. "Too-ra-lo

Mushy Love Shit
First let me make this very clear, I am very happily married to the love of my life. So now I can move on to what's bugging me. I was brought up Baptist and believe in the whole only be with one once married. I get that and am (I think) ok with that. (Ok so probably not ok with it cause I'm writing this. To me it's scary even to voice these thoughts out here.)Recently my husband and I have come to discover that we would like to include another woman in our life. I'm total for it my problem is that I'm not sure what to do about this. I'm kinda looking but whatever. My thing is that I love sex and get plenty from my husband all the time but I want more. Is something wrong with me? The love is there the sex is GREAT! and there is even some mixing it up on a regular bases. I think that it's the new feeling you get when your with someone for the first few time that I'm missing. There is a few people that have scaringly gotten me worked up by just a few words or a random touch. (And they

Some Shit To Show
SOMETIMES IN LIFE SHIT DON'T ALWAYS GO THE WAY YOU WANT THEM TO DO THEY? I LOOK FOR GOD TO GIVE ME SOME ANSWERS BUT HE DON'T TALK BACK SO I JUST KEEP ON TRYING TO STAY IN MY FAITH BUT IT IS SOOOOO HARD TO KEEP FOCUS ON WHAT I BELIVE WHATS RIGHT & I START TO LOSE MY WELL BEING ON THIS FUCK UP PLANET THAT WE CALL EARTH. THERE IS TOOOOOO MANY OF YA TO SEND THIS TO SO......Sexy Comments & Profile GraphicsHAVE A BLESSED DAY!!!! You Are a Margarita You aren't just the life of the party, you are the party! You mix a good drink, bust out some great music, and know how to get down.href="http://www.blogthings.com/whatmixeddrinkareyouquiz/">What Mixed Drink Are You?

Poems
I walk with God, through my traumas and my struggles, amidst the trying times, and the nights without end. I walk with God through the everlasting pain, through hardship and heartbreak, the crises and obstacles. I walk with God when I'm at my worst, when I'm all alone, and my hope is fading; when I might give up. I walk with God to see the Rainbows again, to win the difficult fight, to find the light in the darkness of life. I walk with God and things become bright again. He is Love. Standing on the beach, sand between my toes What lays in my future, who will come and go The sun beams down upon me, as I raise my head and look At the vast ocean before me, its size which I mistook I feel so insignificant compared to this great expanse What difference can I make, will I even be given a chance I realize then while standing there, that all I have to do Is listen to my heart and it will pull me through For strength and inspiration are not material things

What An Awesome Day!!!
I WAS SURPRISED TODAY WHEN MY COUSIN CAME OVER AND HANDED ME A 5x7 AND AN 8x10 PIC OF MY OLDEST DAUGHTER (who's now 10 yrs old).. I HAVEN'T BEEN ABLE TO SEE HER IN YEARS BC SHE LIVES IN KANSAS NOW.. I'VE WONDERED EVERY DAY ABOUT WHAT SHE LOOKS LIKE AND HOW SHE'S DOING AND WELL I NOW KNOW.. SHE IS BEAUTIFUL.. I AM GOING TO WORK ON GETTING THE PIC SCANNED AND PUT UP ON HERE.. THIS DAY STARTED OUT VERY STRESSFUL BEINGS I HAD TO BE IN COURT AND THEN TAKING MY DOG TO THE VET AND FINDING OUT THAT SHE SOMEHOW DISLOCATED HER REAR LEFT HIP AND ITS GOING TO COST $305 TO HAVE IT FIXED WHICH WILL BASICALLY CONSIST OF HER GOING THRU SURGERY IN A COUPLE DAYS.. AND THE VET BILL TODAY WAS $76 .. SO IM SURE SHE WILL BE OK AFTER THATS TAKEN CARE OF.. BUT THE PICTURES OF MY DAUGHTER SURE BRIGHTENED UP MY DAY!

Would You?
Body: 1.) How many times a day would you kiss me? answer: 2.) Would you hold me? answer: 3.) Would you have sex with me? answer: 4.) Would you take me places? answer: 5.) Would you love me? answer: 6.) Would you lie to me? answer: 7.) If I was sick what would you do? answer: 8.) Would you leave me for one of my friends? answer: 9.) Want to have a future with me? answer: 10.) Would you listen to all my problems and help me solve them? Answer: 11.) Would you introduce me to your mom/dad? answer: 12.) Would you care about what I wore when we go out? answer: 13.) Would you hang out with me AND my friends? answer: 14.) If your friend tried to get with me what would you do? answer: 15.) If me and one of your friends argued, whose side would you be on? answer: 16.) Would you give me your myspace password? answer: 17.) If I gave you mine would you read all my mail? answer: 18.) If I said I loved you would you say it back? ans

Just Stuff...
Get your mammies grammed this month :) or remind the ones you love to get their mammies grammed :) I also stashed a whole lotta breast cancer awareness taggies , well in my stash obviously, feel free to right click save anything you like in there. :) nuff said, gawd could I have any less to do at work. I'm posting bits of nothingness. LOL What do you do when you are crushing hard on someone? here's my story :) So I have the biggest crush on a friend of mine. :) Have had for like 9-10 years, and I know the feeling is mutual t,we a run into each other rarely and at others we end up spending LOTS of time together...and the times we run into each other lots is ALWAYS the WRONG time (he's in a relationship, I'm in one, we're both in one and everything is hunky dory in at least one relationship) He is a bus driver, thus how it is feast or famine. If he drives something I ride often we see each other alot.:) If not then not.:( Anyway I saw him this morning and we talked for a

Decorating My Home Page Far Fall!!
I have re-decorated The homestead (homepage)for the Fall Season Stop by and see my New Seasonal Message on the ole Home page. http://fubar.com/saspanda Anything special you would like to see me do to it that would be helpful to our Community, Let me know. Saspanda

Are You Here?
There’s no bout a dout of what I’m here to say Life if forward and backwards this way Sideways sometimes it’s simple for me Step to the side and let things be I don’t understand what some people think Overload your boat and it will sink Take on the world as if it would change But to do nothing is not in my range Forward I push to make things right Nothing I’ve changed without a fight Small things are different this I’ve done My impact on the world is simply none But change is the place that starts it all I must push forward and answer the call Without the will to make things right Darkness will come as quick as the night There’s know bout a dout what I should do Make things better for me and for you The best way I know is to start right here To make myself better and have nothing to fear Change what I can and strive for my best Help who I can and try for the rest Do what you can to help others be fit There’s no bout a dout it stand up or just sit Tho

A Princesses World!!!!
I don't fukin understand why everything has to be so fukin hard..... Nothing can go right for me... I CAN'T FUKIN HANDLE IT... I really don't see why after hittin rock bottom ,I can't work my way up... I need help!! Some one to be there for me and help me... A shoulder to lean on.!!!!!! "Big girls don't cry"***Fergie

4 Biblical Ways Of Life
A well-known speaker started off his seminar by: holding up a $20.00 bill. In the room of 200, he asked, "Who would like this $20 bill?" Hands started going up. He said, "I am going to give this $20 to one of you but first, let me do this. He proceeded to crumple up the $20 dollar bill. He then asked, "Who still wants it?" Still the hands were up in the air. Well, he replied, "What if I do this?" And he dropped it on the ground and started to grind it into the floor with his shoe. He picked it up, now crumpled and dirty. "Now, who still wants it?" Still the hands went into the air. My friends, we have all learned a very valuable lesson. No matter what I did to the money, you still wanted it because it did not decrease in value. It was still worth $20. Many times in our lives, we are dropped, crumpled, and ground into the dirt by the decisions we make a

People's Choice Powerstation
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Love
Three men who were lost in the forest were captured by cannibals. The cannibal king told the prisoners that they could live if they pass a trial. The first step of the trial was to go to the forest and get ten pieces of the same kind of fruit. So all three men went separate ways to gather fruits. The first one came back and said to the king, "I brought ten apples." The king then explained the trial to him. "You have to shove the fruits up your butt without any expression on your face or you'll be eaten." The first apple went in... but on the second one he winced out in pain, so he was killed. The second one arrived and showed the king ten berries. When the king explained the trial to him he thought to himself that this should be easy. 1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8... and on the ninth berry he burst out in laughter and was killed. The first guy and the second guy met in heaven. The first one asked, "Why did you laugh, you almost got away with it?" The second one replied, "I

Ugg!!!
Ok... a few months ago (when I was unemployed and BROKE) my sister couldn't make up my half of the phone bill so she borrowed the money from our mom. Instead of paying CASH on the phone bill, my sister handed my mom her portion of the money, and my mom had the remainder in her checking acct. so she wrote a check. No problem, right? Evidently it was!!! The check bounced and Verizon failed to call her and let her know. (They won't call me, since the phones are in her name) This morning I tried to call a place and get some information before I went home from work and surprise surprise the phone don't work. My mom owes my sister almost $500 now. (BTW, that's not a normal bill... we had changed our plan and the bill went up for 1 month) I'm so pissed off... my cell is my ONLY phone!!! Right now (as I am between classes at school) my phone is my blood line. I need to have contact with my school councilors. No phone also means... no new pix of me :( Anyways... if anyon

It's That Time Of Year
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Searching
Here I stand all alone Starring at the mirror Looking into a face that will never show it's true features Scared of everything that lingers in the wounds Standing there looking back was a girl who was fool of acts Knowone knew how she really felt At times she almost fooled her self She lost her self in a life full of lies Hoping someday she could live her life TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey Name: Sonya Elizabeth Birthday: 09-21-1978 Birthplace: cincy ohio Current Location: cincy Eye Color: hazel Hair Color: blonde Height: 5'2" Right Handed or Left Handed: righty Your Heritage: got a lil of everything The Shoes You Wore Today: flip flops Your Weakness: ppl say im to forgiving?? Your Fears: not living my life to its fullest Your Perfect Pizza: hawiian and chicken bbq Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: getting a good job Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: lol Thoughts First Waking Up: go back to sleep Your Bes

The Prison Inside
Telling me a story About all That you did It is clear The drugs ain't Working Who you trying To kid Everyday finds Another struggle Your past You cannot Forgive Beating your Own ass Just because You can No one seems To give a fuck But you never Cared When we did

Testing
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Friends
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Poetry
I am me Me is she She is I Black and beautiful Voluptuous and your fantasy Intelligent and silly Homely and sweet Sexually obsessive at times Addictive and Optimistic Loving and Appreciative Captivating and understanding Equal Opportunist The ability to do anything I am me Me is she She is I Demanding Possibly possessive Mature and sometimes stupid A sexual being Talented and dream oriented Respectful and selective Open-minded Willing and sometimes a liar Sneaky and secretive Romantic and apologetic Confused and impatient Playful and hard-working I am me Me is she She is I I am PHAT ladies and gentlemen Whether you like it or not Plus sized and loving Every roll on my back Every stretch mark on my body Every dimple in my ass And every time my thighs rub together Is just a reminder of how much of a woman I am I am PHAT ladies and gentlemen Pretty Hot And Tempting

30 Things You'd Never Think To Ask
1. EVER BEEN GIVEN AN ENGAGEMENT Ring? Yes last year 2. LONGEST relationship? 8 years 3. LAST GIFT YOU RECEIVED? Microsoft Wireless Laser Desktop 4000 mouse and keyboard for my birthday. 4. EVER DROPPED A CELL PHONE? Yes 5. WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU WORKED OUT? 2 months ago 6. THING(S) YOU SPEND A LOT OF MONEY ON? Computer stuff 7. LAST FOOD YOU ATE? Chocolate Monkey trial mix with chocolate covered peanuts, chocolate chips, cashews, banana chips, and coconut. 8. FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX? Eyes and smile 9. ONE FAVORITE SONG? Sick Puppies-All The Same 10. WHERE DO YOU LIVE? Pittsburgh 11. High school YOU ATTENDED: Northgate 12. CELL PHONE SERVICE PROVIDER: T-Mobile 13. FAVORITE MALL STORE: Fashion Bug and Spencers 14. LONGEST JOB YOU HAD: Cashier at Kuhns Market 15. DO YOU OWN A PAIR OF DICE? Yes 16. DO YOU PRANK CALL PEOPLE?: No 17. LAST WEDDING YOU ATTENDED: Neighbor's son 18. FIRST FRIEND YOU'D CALL IF YOU WON T

Women
This was written by Andy Rooney from CBS 60 Minutes. He says: "As I grow in age, I value women who are over 30 most of all. Here are just a few reasons why: A woman over 30 will never wake you in the middle of the night to ask, "What are you thinking?" She doesn't care what you think. If a woman over 30 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it. She does something she wants to do. And, it's usually something more interesting. A woman over 30 knows herself well enough to be assured in who she is, what she is, what she wants and from whom. Few women past the age of 30 give a damn what you might think about her or what she's doing. Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it. A woman over 30 has the self-assurance to introduce you to her women friends. A

Grow Up
listen I'm a single guy tryin to meet ppl and see what happens if you don't like what other ppl say than ignore it I have meet a few ppl on here and I think they are nice but irf you have to have a comment war or seewho can buy the better gifts stop .... I don't care what anyone thinks I have the ppl on here because they are my friends and I will not stand for any childish games ok ......

Rain
Blank page. Here I am. Staring at the unwritten promise land. There is nothing left to taint the page, Only malicious taunting to fill the space. An unscratchable itch just out of reach, I dig deep for the tools for my masterpiece. Slowly I sculpt, I shape, I mould. My pen flows faster as I unfold. The weight is lifted with my final verse. My inner demons finally dispersed. When the rain comes pooring down, The pitter patter the only sound. It blocks out the chaotic mesh, Of the world's noisiness. In every drop I am set free, With the water's peace flowing through me. A snapshot of time that will only fade, The cascade of pain washed away.

Wicked World
This wicked world aint helping me; Its giving me suicidal tendencies. Im going crazy in this locked up cell; I strive and I strain, but nothing seems real. Ive been locked in this bitch 28 months; Some people say "It must take guts" I tell them I want to die; They tell me to stop my lie. I stick my ear to the concrete wall; What do I hear but a bouncing ball? It reminds me of the time I was a child; Even as a little kid I was wild. Soon the demons will come; I dont know where I will run. I see the gates of Hell through the purple haze; Retreating from my destiny seems like a maze. I now dont know of what I believe in; If its God Ive commited too many sins; If its Satan, only time will tell; 'cause when I die, Ill fall in his well. Please Lord, Whoever you may be; Dont leave 'cause your all that I see. It is now time to deliver me from good; 'cause what has it gotten me but putting me in this mood?? IF THIS OFFENDS YOU.... GOOD There are

Kindness
Kindness Before you know what kindness really is you must lose things, feel the future dissolve in a moment like salt in a weakened broth. What you held in your hand, what you counted and carefully saved, all this must go so you know how desolate the landscape can be between the regions of kindness. How you ride and ride thinking the bus will never stop, the passengers eating maize and chicken will stare out the window forever. Before you learn the tender gravity of kindness, you must travel where the Indian in a white poncho lies dead by the side of the road. You must see how this could be you, how he too was someone who journeyed through the night with plans and the simple breath that kept him alive. Before you know kindness as the deepest thing inside, you must know sorrow as the other deepest thing. You must wake up with sorrow. You must speak to it till your voice catches the thread of all sorrows and you see the size of the cloth. Then it

Dog For Sale
Dog For Sale: OR free to good home. Answers to the name of Dolly. Excellent guard dog. Owner cannot afford to feed him anymore, as there are no more thieves, murderers, rapists or molesters left in the neighborhood for him to eat. Most of them knew him as " holy sh*t!! " Your help will be appreciated.

New Pix
why the hell cant i upload pix every time i click on upload the internet freezes and i have to shut down my internet connection and start over.. ugh I GOT ALOTTA NEW PIX CHECK THEM OUT IN THE "workin" album!!!! comment comment comment. thanks i have new pictures. there are several new ones in my "workin" album hit me wit some comments ppl i need loving

Personality Test
Factor low score high score Gregariousness 42% quiet, reclusive engaging, socially bold Sociability 34% withdrawn, hidden warm, open, inviting Assertiveness 34% timid, gunshy controlling, aggressive Poise 42% uneasy around others socially comfortable Leadership 26% stays in background prefers to lead Provocativeness 50% modest, plays it safe bold, uninhibited, cocky Self-Disclosure 30% private, contained very open and revealing Talkativeness 18% quiet, stealthy, invisible motor mouth, loud Group Attachment 34% loves solitude prefers to be with others Understanding 70% insensitive, schizoid respectful, sympathetic Warmth 66% disinterested in others supportive, helpful Morality 58% break/ignore the rules play by the rules Pleasantness 62% aloof or disagreeable gets along with others Empathy 54% out of tune w/ others in tune with others Cooperation 58% competitive, warlike agreeable, peaceful Sympathy 62% socially inconsiderate socially conscious Tendern

Indiana
I am in Indiana and I have talked my cousin into starting aprofile...so I am going to enhance her beautiful self and then take pics of her so I will be back later tonight>>:) When I do I hop eyou all show her the same love you show me..Hugs and kisses..See you later!

My Other Bffs
This is my sweet Jimmy!! :) ♥ Jim~D.S.C.~FB hubby to Mystefyi~@ fubar I could never forget these wounderful friends of mine ever! RECONDOC _DSC_ Loving MY Jada!!! eXtreme X (resident comedian){ Security guilty pleasures lounge}@ fubar ~!~ BobbyT645 ~!~ TAKEN ~!~@ fubar Boycott Wal-Mart@ fubar Jables@ fubar Gary-Dirty South Crew & Dirty Addiction Owner@ fubar THE BOSS@ fubar Tim ~SouthernOutlawBiker~DirtySouthCrew~Jamies FB Hubby~@ fubar Dirty Beast of the D.S.C.@ fubar Gandalf122872 ~D.S.C.~

Don't Add This Person He's A Fake
This person is a fake, I have talked to the real pitbull and was informed that i added a fake one, this guy here stole the other guys pictures even his salute! and made an account using his birthday and age. HOW CREEPY IS THAT?? there is a way to tell this guy is new signed up in october and the real pitbull is at level 20... Just thought i would pass this along!! PITBULL@ fubar

About Me
FAMILY,FRIENDS N FANS WHO SIGNED MY GUEST BOOK ALREADY WOULD U PLZ DO IT AGAIN I DID DUMB THING N ACCIDENTLY DELETED IT WHEN I WAS DOIN MY PROFILE FOR HALLOWEEN:( PLZ PLZ PLZ XXXXXXXXX LOVES YA ALL Karma Sutra PositionYour Karma Sutra Position isThe DogHe mounts her like a dog, gripping her waist, and she twists round to gaze into his faceGet Your Karma Sutra Position at NaughtyQ.com Take this survey or other MySpace Surveys at PimpSurveys.com 75 Random Questions: Random Random Do you have any pets?yes i have 4mth puppy called buster , cat called Jack n Bunni called clyde What color shirt are you wearing?Black Name three things that are physically close to you:mouse,chap stick n cuppa tea What is the last book you read?J.R.R Tolkien - Children of Hurin Are you or were you a good student?No What's your favorite sport?Rugby Do you enjoy sleeping late?Depends on how tired i am What's the weather like right now?Gloomy Who tells the best jokes?erm a comedian? What

37 Things A Woman Should Know About Us Men!
1.Guys are more emotional then you think, if they loved you at one point, it'll take them a lot longer then you think to let you go, and it hurts every second that they try. 2. Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about. 3. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile. 4. Guys will do anything just to get you to notice him. 5. Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend or ex love-interest. Unless they're goin for the let-her-complain-to-you-and-then-have-her-realize-how-wonderful-and-nice-you-are method. 6. A guy who likes you wants to be the only guy you talk to. But ladies we dont expect that! 7. Boyfriends need to be reassured often that they're still loved. 8. Guys are more emotional than they'd like people to think. 9. Giving a guy a hanging message like "You know what?!..uh...nevermind.." would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what you are thinking. And he'll assume he

Whats Your Favorite?
WhAtS yOuR fAvOrItE....? TV show? Grey's Anatomy TV channel? NBC TV star? Jackass stars lol movie? The Other Sister movie star? Matt Damon movie type (horror, comedy, etc.)? Horror movie era (40's 50's recent etc.)? now type of music? Alternative band? Nickelback singer? Chad Kroeger instrument? Guitar song? Figured You Out album? Silver Side Up music video? Nine Inch Nails-Closer food? Eggplant Parmesan restaurant: Damon's fast food restaurant: Long Johns Silver ice cream flavor? Coffee candy? Anything dark chocolate soda? Pepsi alcoholic beverage? Sex on the beach Do YoU pReFeR.... mtv/fuse? fuse chocolate/vanilla? chocolate girls/boys (sexually)? boys girls/boys (friendly)? girls summertime/wintertime? wintertime springtime/fall? fall car/suv? car truck/car/suv? truck rock/country? rock hot/cold? cold slow songs/fast songs? fast songs beer/liquor? liquor

Vick
CNN -- All but one of the dogs seized in the Michael Vick dog fighting case will be placed with families or put in a "sanctuary," where they will interact with people to overcome their fear and lack of socialization, according to court order filed Monday. Here is the link to the rest of the article http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/10/01/vick.dogs/ video from yahoo http://cosmos.bcst.yahoo.com/ver/223/popup/index.php?cl=4340536 It is still up to the judge's decision what happens Vicks dogs. So lets get all of us dog people to let him know that these amazing dogs should not have to suffer because of loser Michael Vick! Hon. Henry E. Hudson Firm: United States District Court, Eastern Virginia Address: Lewis F. Powell, Jr., U.S. Courthouse 1000 E. Main St., Suite 305 Richmond, VA 23219-3525 Phone: (804) 916-2290 Web site: http://www.vaed.uscourts.gov

Ahh Orgasam !
A man and a woman were sitting beside each other in the first class section of an airplane. The woman sneezed, took out a tissue, gently wiped her nose, then visibly shuddered for ten to fifteen seconds. The man went back to his reading. A few minutes later, the woman sneezed again, took a tissue, wiped her nose, then shuddered violently once more. Assuming that the woman might have a cold, the man was still curious about the shuddering. A few more minutes passed when the woman sneezed yet again. As before she took a tissue, wiped her nose, her body shaking even more than before. Unable to restrain his curiosity, the man turned to the woman, 'I couldn't help but notice' he said, 'that you've sneezed three times, wiped your nose and then shuddered violently. Are you ok?' 'I am sorry if I disturbed you,' she replied. 'I have a very rare medical condition; whenever I sneeze I have an orgasm.' The man, more than a bit embarrassed, was still curious. 'I have never heard of t

Demon Crew Family
Please rate, fan and friend everyone on the list. I know its alot to ask, but if we keep each other leveled we can do so much more to help each other MASTER Cain ~Demon Crew Co-Founder-Master to Blood Vixen~SkOoTeRz GoThIc GoDeSs@ fubar Fallen Angel ~ Demon Crew Co-Founder~ Member of the Stiletto Girls~@ fubar ~_~Ashley ~_~ Crew Leader Of The Demon Crew ~_~@ fubar *~£ÎßÊ®Tÿ~* ♥ Demon Crew Recruiter♥ Slap Happy Bombers Newbie Support@ fubar Brown Eyed Beauty~Demon Crew~@ fubar ~*Ç£ÃÿMØ®Ê*~ *Demon Crew* & *B.O.T*.@ fubar Gwen aka Untamed Anjel**Demon Crew**@ fubar

Cycles In Heaven
Cycles in heaven When you ride ride free. When you die ride to heaven if they give you wings make sure they give you a set for your bike so you can cruise heaven the way a biker should!!! R.I.P. David Mann, Indian Larry, & Johhny Chopp.

I'll Wipe Away Your Painted Wings Until Your Heroes Come
I have my doubts About being alone I am not alone Dimming light from the candles flame All the company I could ever need Days come and pass Trying to love me Like being stuck with a pin Looking for the warmth Waiting for the end of the rope To burst into flames Smile and sing a song In honor of misery See into my eyes Into the bright twinkle Of a distant starry galaxy Don't get lost in the confusion This soul is covered By an eclipse of the darkest kind Never look down For the fatal fall will tare you in two *My Damned Soul Needs Fire* To warm the cold from my heart

Contest Central
Only The Best Survive BLUEDEMON *Ellie's Fu-Hubby*(1st Deputy Chief 2nd Alarm Hotties)@ fubar Demon House is holding an auction with a twist Demon House is offering to help the person with the highest bids in this auction additional leveling power!! So far the person with the highest bid will recieve the following: 7-day blast 7-day blast 7-day blast 3-day blast 500 + 11's And the prizes are still growing Check out Bluedemon's blog labeled DH Auction to stay up-to-date on the Highest bid prizes Theres a 2 week ownership minimum for this auction

Only A Person Who Risks Is Free
ONLY A PERSON WHO RISKS IS FREE To laugh is to risk appearing the fool. To weep is to risk appearing sentimental. To reach for another is to risk involvement. To expose your feelings is to risk exposing your true self. To place your ideas, your dreams before a crowd, is to risk their loss. To love is to risk not being loved in return. To live is to risk dying. To believe is to risk despair. To try is to risk failure. But risks must be taken, because the greatest hazard in life is to risk nothing. The person who risks nothing, has nothing, is nothing. They may avoid suffering and sorrow, but they cannot learn, feel, change, grow, love, live. Chained by their attitudes they are slaves; they have forfeited their freedom. Only a person who risks is free. by: Hugh Prather

You're Unique, Just Like Everyone Else
· "The gene pool could use a little chlorine." · "All generalizations are false." · "Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine." · "Time is what keeps everything from happening at once." · "I love cats...they taste just like chicken" · "Out of my mind. Back in five minutes." · "Seen on an old, beat-up car: "This is not an abandoned vehicle." · "Forget the Joneses, I keep up with the Simpsons." · "Born Free. . . . Taxed to Death" · "Cover me. I'm changing lanes." · "As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools" · "Happiness is a belt-fed weapon" · "The more people I meet, the more I like my dog." · "Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot." · "Conserve toilet paper, use both sides." · "REHAB is for quitters" · "I get enough exercise just pushing my lu

Who Am I ?
Hey there all, For anyone thats interested all u have to dois ask. I will answer anything you ask. No questions asked. Thanks to all the friends and fans. I'm new here but I'm real. Michael Hi all, I was gone all weekend on a trip to Chicago,(my home town) Had a great time but too many late nights,lol. Hope to talk to you all soon. Michael

Had A Heart
If you are a guy stop the bullshit! If all you want is to see a girl naked then just say so> Don't start a bunch of shit saying your in love and want to becaome everything to you. Claiming a bunch of BLAH BLAH shit. If you are a girl Remember that guys say alot of shit to get what they want and have really very little to no respect for women!!! Take it from someone who has been lied to not only on the computer but also in reality. So thank you to all the FUCKED UP MEN IN THIS WORLD!!!!

Ty All
freind of mine lost his mother tonite, with her batle withcancer just want ot send him all i have so it would help him, ive ben her he is and i know people arent the same but he is saying all the things i said when my mom passed, you guys think its cuz were so close or cuz they passed of the same ting. all you people,djs roomates al you have made this on of the beter site out here and for that i thank you,