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Welcome
hey all im magrat just getting to grips with this new site i love it already add me if ya like once ive found my way round ill get adding and chatting xx
Ladies Room
When you have to visit a public bathroom, you usually find a line of women, so you smile politely and take your place. Once it's your turn, you check for feet under the stall doors. Every stall is occupied. Finally, a door opens and you dash in, nearly knocking down the woman leaving the stall. You get in to find the door won't latch. It doesn't matter, the wait has been so long you are about to wet your pants! The dispenser for the modern "seat covers" (invented by someone's Mom, no doubt) is handy, but empty. You would hang your purse on the door hook, if there was one, but there isn't - so you carefully, but quickly drape it around your neck, (Mom would turn over in her grave if you put it on the FLOOR!), yank down your pants, and assume " The Stance." In this position your aging, toneless thigh muscles begin to shake. You'd love to sit down, but you certainly hadn't taken time to wipe the seat or lay toilet paper on it, so you hold "The Stance." To ta
Why???????????
Why u woried bout my size??? U look me up and down with ur hateing eye's. does it make u feel better when u make us cry. So many bigger things than me,like cancer and our boy's over sea's like the day the tower's came down and katrina blew into town. i use my size to handle my pain all the thing's i carry in my brain memorys and the flash backs that wont let me be I carry my burden on my bones trapped in my self always alone Food has never told me good bye Food has never made me cry So, , u dont like me. U give me your look, reading the cover never opening the book. Why do some people get so much shit thrown at them ??? I take 1 step forward and 10 steps back. I try to teach my kids to be strong and never give up, but sometimes i just feel like laying down and being numb..... Just tired of the battle knowing the war will never end
Poem To Mom
Poem to MOM My son came home from school one day, With a smirk upon his face. He decided he was smart enough, To put me in my place. "Guess what I learned in Civics Two, that's taught by Mr.. Wright? It's all about the laws today, The 'Children's Bill of Rights.' It says I need not clean my room, Don't have to cut my hair No one can tell me what to think, Or speak, or what to wear. I have freedom from religion, And regardless what you say, I don't have to bow my head, And I sure don't have to pray. I can wear earrings if I want, And pierce my tongue & nose. I can read & watch just what I like, Get tattoos from head to toe. And if you ever spank me, I'll charge you with a crime. I'll back up all my charges, With the marks on my behind. Don't you ever touch me, My body's only for my use, Not for your hugs and kisses, that's just more child abuse. Don't preach about your morals, Like your Mama did to you. That's nothing more than mind control
Love And/or Sex ?
Can somebody have Sex without Love Them? I would Say yes,because you can separate love/sex. What do you think? Thomas
Everyday Stuff
i just want to sy thank you to everyone that left me a birthday comment or a birthday wish or a birthday gift up on here. it was and still is really appreciated. hope you have a great day... i know mine was! thanks!
Long Over Due
Let me start by saying that the past few days have brought about some rather surprising events. Some that I am really happy with. I have realized that in the past I have let someone else influence my actions towards others based on how that someone felt about them. And I have realized that friends are so much nicer to have than enemies. I would like to take this opportunity to offer a public apology from me to the GIT-R-DONE REBEL FAMILY. I cannot offer an apology from the entire Patriotic Family. Only myself. I do not expect everyone in the GIT-R-DONE Family to be able to forgive and forget but I will admit when I am wrong. And I was wrong. Thank you Hitman6 and BigDawg69 for taking the time to listen and giving me the opportunity to try to right some of the wrongs done by me. It really means a lot. GIT-R-DONE REBEL FAMILY YOU ROCK!!!! ‡±Freedom Isnt Free ±‡@ fubar
For The Ladies
From season one of the Shield (FX) As Assistant Chief of Police Ben Gilroy explains to Detective Vic Mackey why he's cheating on and planning on leaving his wife of twenty years, he strains for words. "The heart wants what the heart wants, Vic," Ben says. But old cynical Vic cuts to the chase, diagnosing his old buddy's real problem. "The heart wants what the DICK WANTS." LOL... disclaimer: this is in no way a vote of approval of cheating or divorce...just an attempt to brighten your Friday, and maybe help the ladies to see through a player....
Sex
THIS SEX, IS SEX, HOW SEX, U SEX, KEEP SEX, A SEX, DUMB SEX, ASS SEX, BUSY SEX, 4 SEX, 20 SECONDS. NOW REREAD IT WITHOUT THE WORD SEX! LMAO SORRY COULDN'T RESIST.....LMAO
Help A Girl Out!
My girlfriend is in a contest and I'm trying to get all my friends to help her out. 1 rate=10 points and 1 comment=1 point. Please please please go rate her and comment or even bomb for me! Here's the link to her blog that tells you what to do! Thanks bunches! http://fubar.com/blog/131575/532201
Thinking Out Loud
How could life get any better? That is the question I ask myself this morning, I have a great son a wonderful husband that has shown me how much he cares for me in the past couple days. A great job that is slow at the moment but still a good one. Noone could come in and mess up my marriage or happy home even if they wanted to but I am not worried any longer just living one day at a time and being proud to have a husband as wonderful as mine who loves and cares for me and I know now that nothing will ever change that.
She's One Of My Really Big True Friends
Can yu please help my friend julie to level-up ? she'll surely return yur love Thank you so much
Morning Everyone!!
Well its Tuesday and Imagine Fubar still being Fubared! LOL Just wanted to wish everyone a special Day this morning...may you be in the arms of an Angel..:) Hugs and Kisses imikimi - Customize Your World Morning to all! Woo Hoo its Friday! Yay!! Just want to wish everyone a good morning and day...and to tell you all thanks for all the love you give...If I haven't returned it like you want please send me a letter..I will try asap to get to you...with that being said.... Touch the Darkness @ DarkCasket.com
Friday !!!!!!!!! Yay !!!!!!!!!!!
Newibe
hi ya guys iam very new to this site so bear with me while i get used to it and then ill be putting loads of new stuff up on here so stay tuned.x
Get Started !!!!!!
My Stuff
Be very careful if you make a woman cry, because God counts her tears. The woman came out of a man's rib. Not from his feet to be walked on. Not from his head to be superior, but from the side to be equal. Under the arm to be protected, and next to the heart to be loved.' I hope your weekend was better than mine and the reason I say this is because I was in the hospital. For those of you close to me know that I've been really sick for the past six weeks with a cough. Well, I went to the doctor Saturday, December 1, 2007. After explaining to the doctor what was going on, he sent me immediately to the hospital. He believed I could have a blood clot in my lungs. I rushed to the hospital full of fear and tears in my eyes pondering whether I was going to be really sick and die and leave my family behind. Well, after arriving at Blodgett Hospital and being admitted immediately with chest pain, I was put in a room on a nice white blanket covered h
Brits On Tour
Are you from England, Ireland, Scotland or Wales? Do you want to meet new people on here who are also in the UK? Then Brits On Tour is the group for you :D I'm starting up the group again, covering for Babydolluk who foundered the group until she returns, if she does. If you are a member already and still want to be on the list, or you are a Brit and want to join us, then please let me know ... MishNumber1 ¢¾ Owner Of The G-Spotters ~ Member of S*U*P, Brits On Tour & Club FAR@ fubar If you want to keep these details and add them to your blog so your other Brit friends can see it (incase they don't read bulletins lol), then just click on repost and copy everything into your blog :D If I'm ever not around but you need to talk to someone about the group, then you can go and see Di :D ... di ( BRITISH BOMBER 1)@ fubar We now have 80 members now woooohoooo it just keeps growing :D To see all of the members then please click here and it takes you directly to the membe
Thinking Of You
Its 2am I can't sleep, I'm thinking of you, wanting you, wishing you were here with me so I could kiss you touch you, feel the warmth of your body next to mine. I start to imagine that you are here with me I throw the covers aside and run my hands under my t-shirt over my stomach to my breast, cupping one in each hand thinking of how it feels when you're touching me. I move my thumbs over my nipples they are starting to get hard, I pinch and roll them between my finger and thumbs until they are really hard and aching. letting one hand continue to knead and tease there, I run the other back down between my legs moving my thighs apart and slipping my fingers into the wetness there, I'm so hot there that my fingers feel almost cold as they seek out my sweet spot. I close my eyes and think of the last time we were together, as I make gentle circles over it. Imagining that its your mouth and tongue there working their magic, slow at first letting the pleasurable sensation build, I move my o
Wow
We get back to the hotel, I go to take a shower, and you sit in one of the chairs and watch TV. You're sitting there channel surfing when I come out of the bathroom. I have on my robe I walk over to you standing between you and the TV, untie my robe and let it fall to the floor and I'm wearing nothing else. You sit there a moment looking at me then smile slowly and hold out your hand. I step forward, standing between your legs. "Mmmmmm' you say as your hands skim up my legs, over my hips, along my sides until you reach my breast, holding them and rolling my nipples between your thumb and index fingers, watching them harden to your touch you slip forward in the chair and lick one then blow lightly on it causing me to shiver, then gently suck on it, one hand drops to my waist while the other slips between my thighs and moves up toward my pussy. When it reaches its destination you draw a finger along my shaven lips to find me already wet. I lift one leg and place my foot on the arm of
Help Level Her Up
I Want You.........
I wanted him ,what more can I say ? And tonight I was going to have him;my way! I was sitting in a chair, when I heard him knock on the door of my suite, " Come in, it's open I called. He came in looking around and not seeing me at first, he shut the door. Turning back his eyes swept the room and landed on me as I stood from the chair I'd been sitting in, my eyes locked with his and I walked slowly toward him, a woman on a mission. He cleared his throat. " I though we were going to dinner." "We were" I replied "But I'm not very hungry I decided I just wanted dessert " His eyes looked me up and down taking in what he saw. I was wearing a very sheer, very short negligee of light blue with nothing under it or over it. I stopped before him; toe to toe, so close I could feel the warmth of his body. " Are sure you're not hungry?" he ask, "oh I'm hungry all right, for you" Holding his gaze I began to unbutton his shirt and pulled it free of his trousers. Slipping my hands under it
Lame Ass People
Amanda_Hug_and_Kiss: please dont send me mass messages its really annoyin adam: hold on! ill delete ur lame ass in a minute! everybody else thinks its funny! adam: Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"? Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons? Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour? Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food? When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it? Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes? Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections? You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?? Why don't sheep shrink when it rains? Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together? Amanda_Hug_and_Kiss: dude it makes my comp lag adam: aaqight i found it! im
Tribal Drums
This is my nephew, pretty cool!
Since I Can't Mumm...lol
I just jumped out of the shower and I was wondering. Has anyone ever been given a bath? I mean has anyone ever sat down while you were in the tub and washed you down? Or the shower for that matter. I think its one of the sexiest things I can do for a man, if I had one..LOL Just wondering..:)
Just Feelings And Thoughts
I accept it Look at me just once in my eyes, and tell me if I'm the one for you, there is no need for you to be hard on yourself, just give me a kiss, nothing in this worls is as beautiful as much as when we're together, I want to let you know what you mean to me, I want to tell you to let you know, I accept that you will always stay in my heart, let the world know that I am yours, let 'em know that I love you, from you I have found those magical kisses, from which the flame that burns my heart come from, With one word and with one glance, you give me all the happiness in the world, you are the only one my heart has met up with, just because u deserve it, MY LOVE When I think of you, you make me smile. I'm living in an alertnate universe for A while, while you hold me in your arms. Sending my dreams into the skies, hoping They'll never come back down. Your eyes fling me into unrelenting love. My hands fit perfectly with yours--a t
Poem For Drew
Although I've gone through Heaven's gate I still walk right beside you You cannot physically see or hear me I still walk right beside you When your heart is broken and torn apart I still walk right beside you When burdens seem too much to bare I still walk right beside you When the clouds are dark and the days seem long I still walk right beside you When you have that perfect day With millions of smiles no tears no way Just remeber these simple words Because I am right beside you Love MOM
Big Big Thank You!
Wicked Storm Crew RULZ!!!!!! Thank you all for your help!! We did it!! Held them off for 6 hours! We finished with over 7500 comments!! WOW!!!Smooches!to all!! I am gonna take the VIP and give it to my Baby Baby for a FU Wedding gift! So Ozzfanatic2 will be blue at least for a bit! I love my Crew, you are all the Best! Wicked Storm Crew = Family!! ~&hearts~WSC~&hearts~WSC~&hearts~WSC~&hearts~WSC~&hearts~WSC~&hearts~WSC~ ~&hearts~ Thank You All!! ~&hearts~ ~&hearts~WSC~&hearts~WSC~&hearts~WSC~&hearts~WSC~&hearts~WSC~&hearts~WSC~ ~&hearts~WSC~&hearts~WSC~&hearts~WSC~&hearts~WSC~&hearts~WSC~&hearts~WSC~ Special Thank You's to BuckeyeCowboy (don't think its over, she's still mine. lol). SunSetBeauty, girl your awesome! I'd like to thank Will for holding a fair and fun Contest! I am sure I am forgetting people just know that I thank you all from the bottom of my Heart! ~&hearts~WSC~&hearts~WSC~&hearts~WSC~&hearts~WSC~&hearts~WSC~&hearts~WSC~
Needs Help Bombing
Morning!
ok guys by the time this gets posted, i'll be in bed, so pleeeease don't respond in shouts lol... i just wanted to say good morning to everyone, since usually i'm around to do so... i didn't sleep at all last night and its almost 10 am so it's time for me to get some rest ;) all of the albums that were previously viewable are unlocked as promised... please continue to rate the safe for work ones as well though so i don't have to lock them all up again... i'm an exhibitionist, i hate locking that shit up ;) i'll probably be back shortly, tyr doesn't let me sleep all day, lol if you guys have time, please check for things to rate ;) and hopefully when i actually wake up, i'll go take a shower and make new pretty things for you to look at :) BTW, for those that think "she must be busy" ... if my status says afk, i'm not there, if it doesn't say that, PLEASE feel free to say hi, i may be slow to answer but i promise i do answer... i only answer mails if there's a q
Firefox!!!
ANY1 USEING FIREFOX WITH FUBAR?? AS MINES STARTING TO GO A LIL CRAZY WITH IT JUST WANTING TO KNOW IF ANY1 ELSE IS USEING FIREFOX BROWSER?
Hurt.
Ok, I have a question for all of you. and I want HONEST TO GOD ANSWERS. First off, let me start with this. Have you ever been so hurt by everyone, and so angry with everyone, and so disturbed and confused with everyone and everything crashing down in your life, and are so tired of crying, that you just turn into stone? Thats where I am right now. For those that dont know me, or much about me, you're in for a real treat. Here I am. 22 years old. Moved from California to be with my sister out here in Florida, to keep her fucking psychotic ex boyfriend away, and to make sure she doesnt do anything stupid between July 3 (when I moved out here) to October 11th, when she'll be 18. Because my mom and sister weren't able to keep their apartment because with only one income my mom couldnt keep up with the $1300 a month rent on this bomb ass apartment, they had to move in to my Grandmas house. My grandma lives in a 3 bedroom 2 bathroom house. And before I came along, there was my grand
Needs Help
My new friend is in a contest and could really use the help. Just click on the picture and go rate her pic. Thanks everybody!
Women Beware
Strategies For Building Self-esteem
Strategies For Building Self-Esteem! Crises of self-esteem are a part of the human experience. When you feel troubled by low self-esteem, review the suggestions below and choose those that are relevant to your situation and work on them. Be patient with yourself: change takes time and steadfast work. 1. Free yourself from "shoulds". Live your life on the basis of what is possible for you and what feels right to you instead of what you or others think you "should" do. "Shoulds" distract us from identifying and fulfilling our own needs, abilities, interests and personal goals. Find out what you want and what you are good at, value those, and take actions designed to fulfill your potential. 2. Respect your own needs. Recognize and take care of your own needs and wants first. Identify what really fulfills you — not just immediate gratifications. Respecting your deeper needs will increase your sense of worth and well-being. 3. Set achievable goals. Establish goals on the basis
Relationships
Just want to know why....why is it that no matter whether it's on here or in the real world that every guy you meet is interested in only one thing. Like that's all they really need in life. Why is it that no matter how nice a guy seems or how honest and sincere he is, he always wants sex? It's like all they want to talk about and do. Why can't they just be there? Talk about life, anything. I just want someone to care about me for me, not sex. Someone to hold me when I need to be held. Listen when I need to talk. Not judge my previous actions or past mistakes. Embrace my life and choices like I do. Be considerate of my feelings. Support me in my choices. I want a friend and a lover. Why aren't guys the same way? Another night of staying up till morning arguing and fighting. I'm so wore out that it's so pathetic. I'm at work, but I feel like a zombie. I'm an emotional wreck and so drained. To beat it all I still have no earthly clue what all was wrong. I was working on a wedding veil th
New Or Old
"It's amazing how many shades of death there are, but the darkest is always a broken heart. The deciding factor is right there at your fingers. I'll bite the barrel, you just pull the trigger." This was once sang to me, at the time it was really sweet and all but the more I look at the words and the more I listened to them in my head, the harder it is to get on with my life. The darkest death there is, really is a broken heart. Well I bit the barrel the other day when I realized that I shouldn't have to be a secret. Then I pulled the trigger and ended something that I once thought I never would be able to. Now a weight has been lifted and a silver linning has come to brighten my dark clouded world. I mean it's not that I realized that I couldn't have this one thing and decided to settle. What I realized was that this was not the best thing for me in this life. What I realized was, I do, and I can achieve, and have soo much more in this life, and I want all it. I refuse to live in th
New Or Old
Ivana - Bezumna Tzena
Stories From The Night Exhange
I've been thinking about writing a book for a long time. But what to write?? I've always heard "Write what you know" well..this is what I know. :) Once upon a time I had a group of friends that make the Sex in The City woman look like prudes. LMAO, which wasn't a bad thing. They were fun and they opened my eyes to a WHOLE new world.. Now, will these stories be true??..maybe :) names will be changed but that's about it I will introduce the characters soon. Well it's been awhile since I posted the "Night Exchange" but finally I am getting around to it :) (and I apologize in advance I don't always do spell check or grammar check. lol I write as fast as I think. So please...forgive my spelling etc....) I don't think this entry is NSFW but I'll mark it as such. Just in case Firstly, I will be introducing my friends to everyone. Keep in mind, I will not/cannot add actual pictures or names of my old friends. So I have found celebrities that I believe truly represent them :)
Inspirational...
Thou my days have been hell at times, I still reserve a reason to smile... Thou destiny seemed to test my strength with all those shit, I still manage to keep my faith... ...'coz I know that after every freakin' tear that fall from my eyes, comes a new spark of happiness that is even greater than every suckin' pain I felt... ~ damn! I still believe in happy endings... :-) (",) Never give up when everything falls into pieces... Never even lose hope when everybody turns their back on you... Remember - " LIFE isn't about being FAIR " It's about SURPASSING the UNFAIR reality... (",) _dYaNiKa_ In LIFE you will realize that the people you meet have a PURPOSE... Some were put there to TEST you, Some would USE you, Some would TEACH you, and Some would BRING the best in you... Some may even cause you PAINS and HEARTACHES... But one must LEARN to MOVE ON... ...So LET GO of the people who CAN'T TREAT you RIGHT, and HOLD ON to those WHO CARE FOR YO
Why
Need Leveled
ginjabee@ fubar this is my lil sister she will return the luv lets help her level CLICK ON POIC AND BOMB HIS PIC HE NEEDS HELP PLEASE TO ALL MY FRIEND HE A GREAT GUY he behind all we need to bomb this pic below and dont forget to rate it thanks http://fubar.com/blog/129061/530545
Life Part 12
Wow, today is Friday. I love Fridays. Yes, it is a work day but you know it is coming to an end and that you will have 2 days off to do what ever you want. It is always a good feeling. Unless you are unfortunate to have to work on the weekend but that just means your Friday is a Tuesday or something? This has been a really good week compared to the weeks prior. It has been a good week for my 2 boys which means it is a good week for me. Christopher has done well all week in school except for Monday. I am pretty sure it was the mocha's. Anthony is really trying, I think? I hope! Except for a hiccup with him on Wednesday, he has been very positive! He has turned in all his missing work. We really want him to do well and be able to get a job and get his drivers license. He just has to prove himself to us. It may take a while. I had such a productive day yesterday! I worked and got most of a project done that I will finish up today. I was proud of myself! haha I have
Cleaning Time!
Well people I have cut my friends list in half and im not done yet. I would like to thank some special friends that got me over the hump, FACE DOWN ASS UP AND MILLION DOLLAR BABY!! THANK YOU LADYS FOR BEING THERE FOR ME!!. As for the rest of you like I said im not done just yet! Well I just had a very stressfull day and I reached out for some love and no one came. So I went thru my friends list and if you were online when I posted my status and didnt come I have deleted you. I HAVE OVER THREE HUNDRED AND SOME FRIENDS AND FOR THE LAST 3 COUNT THEM 1,2,3 DAYS I'VE NEEDED LESS THAN 500 POINTS TO LEVEL UP! WELL IM GOING THRU THIS LIST OF MINE AND IM GETTING RID OF MOST OF YOU WHO HAVE NOT EVEN LOOKED AT THE NEW PICS I POSTED OR EVEN JUST SAID HI. SO IT WAS FUN AND MAYBE WE CAN BE FRIENDS AGAIN SOMETIME.
Interracial Dating
I'm interested in going outside my comfort zone and date outside my race. I've been thinking about it for awhile and now I want to find the right guy. Someone between the ages of 22-32, into black bbws, fun to be around, down to earth, great sense of humor. I would prefer someone in the Charlotte, NC area. So if your interested let me know.
“add As Friend”
I am sponsoring a Happy Hour this evening at 8:00P PST. Stop by for a drink and leave me some New Year Cheer. First off let me tell you that I generally do not give a fuck if someone adds me or not. However, when someone makes a fucking game out of trying to string me along trying to entice me to beg for “addition” to their inner sanctum, I say FUCK YOU!! Now let me tell you what happened. While I was rating pictures on one a friend’s profile, I spotted someone that I wanted to check out. I read their profile, viewed their pictures, rated all the pictures, rated the person, fanned them, and then requested to be added as a friend. I have done this hundreds of times, some add and others do not, no big deal. However, this person sent a shout to me that said, “give me one good reason and i will accept you”. I replied in my best ogreish, “I be da bestest Ogre yuse 'ill ever know”, which got the reply, “that is grounds for denial”. Oh well, such a loss I returned, “K by me - not
When Are You People Going To Learn??
This is a mini rant to all of those "DRONES" that feel the need to refresh my page a million times a day. WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU LOOKING FOR??? I'm so sick to death of you people coming to my page, and just refreshing ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL DAY!!! If theres something you want, ASK ME FOR IT!! I'll give you the direct link, or the honest to God truth. If you're just lookin for dirt, dig deep honey... You aint gonna find anything on here.. thats for sure...
Life Part 13
Last weekend, my cousin came over for Christopher's birthday party. She had the cutest purse! It was black and white with zebra stripes. I told her that I would love to have it. She told me where she bought it and that it was inexpensive and that they should still have more. So, I finally go out yesterday to find this purse. It is no longer there. :( I searched high and low and no cute purse! I was bummed. Bloody Hell! So I go to another store maybe thinking that they might have it and again, I was disappointed. So, it was not meant to be. I go back home purseless and sad. When Peter got home, I told him about it and that I wanted to go to the mall to look for a purse since now I am on a mission to get a new one. He decided to go with me. Why did I bring him? I have no idea?? We went to Macy's and he walked through the purse department in about 3 minutes and said there was nothing there but ugly purses! I was still looking at the first few. I told him that we
Poem
I look into your eyes, your heart, your soul - Were you really loving me or lying? My love goes deeper than I ever imagined it could or even would. Love is a part of life, I know. So is the pain and the sorrow, along with the smiles, and the joys. My life will be forever changed because I loved you. It seemed as though my world was falling apart, along with my heart. No longer will I let your memory hurt me. I will move on with my life, no longer letting you be a part of me
The Meaning Of Friendship
For You 2 Read
So your daughter's a hooker, and it spoiled your day. Look at the bright side, it's really good pay ................................................. Your friends and I wanted to do something special for your birthday. So we're having you put to sleep ................................................. Congratulations on your new bundle of joy. Did you ever find out who the father was? ................................................. I'm so miserable without you it's almost like you're here. ................................................. We have been friends for a very long time .. let's say we stop ................................................. When we were together, you always said you'd die for me. Now that we've broken up, I think it's time you kept your promise. ................................................. Happy birthday! You look great for your age. Almost Lifelike! ................................................. Happy Birthday,
Men!!!!!!!!!!!!
For My Master.....thought You Might Like This Sir!!
New hot lounge for the Master's/Dom's and slave/submissives to go and be with like minds, please come join us! http://fubar.com/new_lounge.php?w=1&lid=50673 You've been a bad, bad boy I'm gonna take my time so enjoy There's no need to feel no shame Relax and sip upon my champagne Cos I wanna give you a little taste Of the sugar below my waist You nasty boy I'll give you some ooh la la voulez-vous coucher avec moi I got you breaking into a sweat Got you hot, bothered and wet You nasty boy Baby for all it's worth I swear I'll be the first to blow your mind Now if you're ready, come and get me I'll give you that hot, sweet, sexy lovin' Hush now don't say a word I'm gonna give you what you deserve Now you better give me a little taste Put your icing on my cake You nasty boy Oh no Ooh there I go again I need a spanking coz I've been bad So let my body do the talkin' I'll slip you that hot, sweet, sexy lovin' I got
Hahahahahah
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you take the finer things in life and turn it crap you take innocent beings and you turn them evil life is not to be messed with but to be helped time waits for no man to fix their mistakes fix it during the time of flow don't try to build yourself up to look great when in all reality you are an average joe going nowhere in fact an average joe knows what they are and who they are but you have no clue and that is sad i know who i am and who you are but thing is do you? i see the good in most but i am trying to find it in you i see it yes indeed i see it but you rarely ever show it but there is hope the question is do you want it to show? just try to remember karma don't hurt or kill or stop all things just do your best and that shall show
Nooner
U got time for a nooner? U come back to the warehouse, and say it is lunch time. I ask u, what u would like for lunch? U reply a big hot dog! LOL So I say, well I have one but u have to warm it up. So u say, I can do that! U move ur hand down to my zipper and unzip me and pull my cock out and u start stroking my cock. Then I say, it needs to be warmer. Then u drop to ur knees and slide the head of my dick in ur mouth and suck on it then u slide the rest of it in ur my. Then ur sliding in and out of ur mouth. Then I take my hand and put it on ur head and slide I cock deep down ur throat. And just keep it there as u can feel it grow bigger down ur throat and in ur mouth. Then I pull it out and lift it up and u start sucking on my balls. And as u do that ur take ur hand and start stroke my cock. Then I pick u up from ur knees and bend u over the racks in the warehouse and push ur skirt up. And I see that u don’t have any panties on. So I just slide my hard cock into wet pussy lips. I st
Moving On Up!!
My Bitches And Ravings
Well, I felt it yesterday, my throat was swollen and very sore, and my eyes were hurting and watering, my nose running. Its official, I'm getting sick for the first time this year. It sucks cuz with my finace working, I'm taking care of the baby full time now. And I'm fine with that, I just don't want her to get sick. Goddess knows that if she starts to get sick like I used to get sick, I'm in some deep trouble. I know how painful that shit is, and I will fight tooth and nail to make sure that my babygirl don't have to go thru the same things I did, for as long as I did. If it has to be done, her tonsils will be removed as soon as possible. Anyway, I just wanted to bitch for a few. Hopefully I"ll start feeling better soon.
Flames
Dilligaf
Do you get sick of seeing stupid mums? Do you feel the need to be sarcastic on said mums? Then DILLIGAF Is for you. Just about sums it up perfectly. DOES IT LOOK LIKE I GIVE A F^&*CK
6 Years Ago Today...
Well, today is the 6 year anniversary of the day I met BJ. I'll tell you the story... I was in hair school and was going out pretty regularly with a few friends I had made up there (Kyra, Amanda & Myra) when one friday night we decided to go to the INZONE club in Kernersville, the town where I live. It was a pretty good place to go, especially since it was only 4 miles from my home. We were there for about an hour and I was already feeling pretty buzzed when out of the corner of my eye I spied a pretty sexy dude across the room. I showed Kyra and she dared me to do something, anything... So I said OK, watch this! :) The next time he came out of the bathroom I made sure to be in his path back to his friends... and when he walked past me I grabbed a hand-full of one of the sexiest asses I had ever laid my hand on... It was perfect. He turned around with a wild look in his eye, then it changed to pleasure when he saw it was a sexy chick (yeah right, that is what he told me late
Journal Entries
Life isnt easy. I know this, we all know this. But why not try?? Why not want things to maybe be, not easy, but a little easier? Is that so wrong? You know...I have a story...everyone does. I really have noone to share it with, but here I am pouring my heart out to a keyboard. I am so sick of everyone saying "it will be ok" and "things will work out". NO IT WONT!! My life is one big ball of confusion. I dont know what is up or down anymore. I am alone. I am alone. Why? Why do people that mean well and try to do everything right always seem to be the ones that are hurting? Well I am sick of feeling this anger & pain inside of me. I need to escape my own life, leave my thoughts behind. Maybe leave it all behind. Who would really notice anyway? Have you ever felt alone? Not just alone in the sense of,"Damn I should call someone, see if they want to hang out." No, I am talking alone. Like you are in the middle of the most crowded room you can think of. Screaming at the top of your lo
Story Time!
a long time ago there were a group of people who worshiped the petrols of the forrest and of the afterworld. these people all came together and prayed to their petrols for freedom, when the deal was made a tree was planted on a mountainside that symbolized freedom. movements should follow current. force and inertia make up current. wether your current or opponants force and inertia can be warped thus stability in movement is crucial. find hara (center) for perfect stability. do not move around or away from hara. move with hara centered and perferably in positive state (underneath opponents hara) these movement s make it easier for one to control opponents current. a negative aproach (above opponents hara) should only be used during forceful movements or attacks. I.E. toppling movements. in the positive position shoulders should be kept even in aligned with hara during physical spiral. during negative aproach shoulders should not be forced downwards upon or around opponents
My Thoughts...
How to lose weight....Just follow this program: 1. Get up at 7 am, drink cup of coffee, smoke cigarette....repeat until coherent enough to walk to kitchen without bumping into walls. 2. Get baby a bottle, turn on Sesame Street. Feed other children. 3. Wash everyone from breakfast mess, and clean up mess (if running out of time, leave mess till you get home later) 4. In frenzy to get everyone ready and yourself forget to eat breakfast, smoke a quick cigarrette instead. 5. Either clean up house or go and run errands. 6. Stop for lunch, feed baby and kids, change diapers... 7. Realize that you are ravenous from skipping breakfast yet again, and find something small and fast to eat. 8. Clean up kids and baby.... 9. Continue running errands or cleaning house 10. Baby is crying, put down for nap where he falls asleep instantly. Attempt to put kids down as well, but their cries of protest wake baby..... 11. Make a bottle and repeat step 10 until baby is finall
Test
I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes. We decided to grab a bite at the food court. I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red,orange, and blue. My dad kept staring at him. The teenager would look and find him staring every time. When the teenager had enough, he sarcastically asked, "What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?" Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his response; knowing he would have a good one. And in classic style he did not bat an eye in his response. "Got drunk once and had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son." this is a test of the emergency blog system sorry people A drunk guy is sitting in a bar. There is a very buxom lady a few seats down I'd estimate a 44DD bra. A fellow at the end of the bar calls for a beer. The bartender fills the mu
Why
why is this world so cruel i was here and you were not, you was here and i was not, til we are here again in this spot damn men, why cant yall just be as good as you let on. why there always gotta be something wrong? wtf? and yall say that women are complicated, lord have mercy, but damn, i try to do my best at all i do, im a very busy and dedicated- mother, employee, and business owner, own my home and three vehicles, work my ass of to provide and spoil the ones i care for, don't fuck around or play games, or test reactions, just want to chill and be happy, i live in a small town so i have no secrets, but yet at the end of the day i'm not good enough or i'm the crazy bitch, well i am well advertized as a bitch if provoked, but then who isn't, and i never claimed to be sain, then again i don't know of any who can, lol. i just don't understand
Fu-bombers
We are too far behind on Kaes contest. This contest takes top priority today. I hope you all understand how important this is. When we are behind in a contest, we do not vote on Mumms, upload pictures, or update our stash. We also do not bomb giveaways when a family member is in a contest that has a deadline. The contest with the deadline always is the priority. We bomb our hardest to help that family member get in to the lead. I need all Fu-bombers to bomb Kae today and use all their comments. If you have any questions, see a family manager. Tiggerbear2007 Family Manager I would like to say thank you to BBG, Stephanie Lynn, and the FU-Bombers for helping me win another month of VIP. I really appreciate you guys helping me out. I do not know what I would do without the love and support of BBG, Stephanie Lynn, and my FU-Bomber family. You guys rawk. Love, Tiggerbear2007 Calling all FU-Bombers, friends, family and fans, Submissive Scorp needs your help to rece
Friends
I am here to find friends who are looking to meet . A women who is into being nude at home or at public nude beaches and camp grounds. I am 5'8 Italian somewhat over weight but am losing. Looking for someone to help me in this and who also is looking for a no strings relationship at this time. I am looking for that now but will concider a relationship with that person later as we grow on eachother. hit me up and lets talk.. DOM
Immortal!
Just checked out Immortal on itunes,their LP Blizzard Beasts,song called Nebular Ravens Winter...Gotta honestly say that this band really sucks whale puds,big time!....Glad I only wasted one tune on them,cause that was some seriously bad crap!.......Rock on dudes and dudettes!
Plz Be A Friend
my friend is in a contest with about a day left on it , he is a little over 2000 behind, plz come be a friend and help me bomb him, if u are trying to level up this is a great way to get points and help someone else out ty.
Help A Friend Level
hey all please do me a favor and show ur love to one of my best friends on fu.... he needs help leveling off .... and he will be more than happy to return the love.... thanks mrniceguy01@ fubar my friend really needs ur help hes trying for a VIP and is falling behind could u be kind enough to help him out he will gladly return the love Fonzi@ fubar please help him out
Seeking T.g.i.f. Love
Listen up Family + Friends. 13,000+ needed to Level,Seeking Picture Love ~Wiccan Wonders~@ fubar
New Page!!!
Hey, I was getting bored and decided to make a myspace page cause I guess I am not cool until I do this (yeah right, lol) :) :P :) http://www.myspace.com/angylgyrl
Benefit
We need bands to play a benfit in Adams at the Legion to Join Network and Vanburen Sludge helping to raise money for Tim and Rhonda Newton who after a motorcycle accident on sept 1st on a funraiser poker run for Hospice remain hospitalized and needing several surgeries to improve their quality of living. If anyone has any contact info. for a band in the area please contact me at 232-3299 or email m at Blooize1@yahoo.com. If you have a band and would like to participate it will be most appreciated!! Thanks.....Erin
Adventures Of My Wife And I!!
So my wife and i have decided that we're going to buy two mini horses. She's going to rename herself to paco and i'm going to rename myself to princess candace. Im going to ride on my dyed pink horse named bob wearing a tiny tiara, a tiny cape, and plastic shoes (the kind you got as a kid from the dress up toys). We're going to live on the beach and ride our mini horses like royalty.
Boobs!!!!!!!!!
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Yes
This blog is just random thoughts going through my head..... Damn, I have way too much work to get caught up on. I cant seem to get motivated today to do it though. Not like me to be like that. I git the Harley out and my sonis here on leave and I just want to leave the office and go out and play!!! But I am waiting for a delivery and I have to be here until it gets here. everyone else is out of the office, so it is just me in here....bored! I finally got to speak with Candyce, so my day is a lot better now but I am still bored just sitting here waiting for the UPS guy. Oh well...... Thanks for listening
Guys Rules
The Guys' Rules­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­ At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down Finally , the guys' side of the story. (I must admit, it's pretty good.) We always hear " the rules" >From the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules! Please note... these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE! (Feel free to leave a comment.)..jc 1. Men are NOT mind readers. 1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down. 1. Sunday sports.. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be. 1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way. 1. Crying is blackmail. 1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it! 1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answer
Why Women Love Men..
1. They've got that comfortable place on their shoulder that's perfect for snuggling into while we fall asleep. 2. They're at peace with their bodies, except for maybe some minor anxiety over height, weight, and baldness. 3.They fall in love so hard, once they finally fall. 4. Bravery around snakes, water bugs, bats and flat tires. 5. Their unapologetic lust for a nice hunk of beef or chocolate cake.. 6. How tender they get when they cry, and how seldom they do it. 7. What they lack in talk, they tend to make up for in action.. 8. They really love their moms. They remind us of our dads.. 9. Their near-endless appetite for discussing the ins and outs of work and money - ours as well as theirs. 10. Their genuine ardor for tinkering with toilets, changing oil and assembling gas grills - jobs any intelligent woman can do but would be nuts to volunteer for. 11. They never care what their horoscope, their mother-in-law, nor the neighbors say. 12. They rarely lie about their age, t
Why Not
Y= Yes, N = No, M = Maybe. Fill this in for me and repost for others to answer for you. Would/will you? [_] come to my house to do nothing at all but chill? [_] fight me? [_] fuck me? [_] kiss me? [_] lick me? [_] let me kiss you? [_] watch a movie with me? [_] go out to dinner with me? [_] let me drive you somewhere? [_] take a shower with me? [_] drink with me? [_] take me home for the night? [_] let me sleep in your bed? [_] Sing car karaoke w/ me? [_] re-post this for me to answer your questions? [_] Lock me in your room and take advantage of me? [_] let me make you breakfast? [_] help me with homework? [_] tickle me? [_] let me tickle you? [_] stick up for me if i was being put down? [_] instant message me? [_] greet me in public? [_] hang out with me? [_] bring me around your friends? [_] be down with me no matter what? [_] go to prom with me? D0 Y0U... [_] think im cute? [_] think im serious? [_] think im a good
Just Trampin'
I just got off the phone with the court in Albuquerque and after talking for what seemed like forever I told them that since I wass gonna have to go to jail that they would have to just come and get my ass. But they said that they wouldnt spend that kinda money on me lol! So i told them that I'd be there sometime close to Christmas. At least this way I know I'll get an early x-mas kick out lol!! fuck them assholes Well today stared out to be a pretty good day, I played poker all morning. Didnt win anything but I didnt lose anything either, so that was good. I also got to make a few new friends here on this site..another good thing. Then I got this fucked up email from an old friend of mine from Albuquerque who I hadnt seen or heard from in forever. Dude says that he looked me up on the fuckin net and the fucker found me lol. anyways he sent me a copy of this letter he got in the mail tht was addressed to me from the dept. of public safety. Well turns out that they've went and put
Pervy!
YALL COME SPANK ME...EACH SPANK COSTS 500 FU BUXX...CLICK ON THE PIC BELOW...SEND HER THE 500 FU BUXX THROUGH FU PAL AND TELL HER THAT THE SPANK IS FOR ME!! PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WINNER RECIEVES $1 MILLION FU BUXX THIS ENDS ON MAY 5TH--SO START SPANKIN! LOVE YER PERVY! Click this pic! C'mon---Show the Pervy some love HEY YALL IM IN AN AUCTION---YOU KNOWWWWW YOU WANNA OWN MY ASS! SO START BIDDING. CLICK ON MY PIC!!! November 23, 1998. The day my world crashed. The day my life changed. The day I lost a part of me that I would never get back. The day I lost my dad. Im not sure why but for some reason...you never think it will happen to you. But, it did to me. I was only 8 years old, and it was EXACTLY 1 week before my 9th birthday. Being 8, I didnt really comprehend what had happened. All I remember is my mom coming home from the hospital, taking me and my sister in her arms, and telling us that [he’s] gone. Of course I cried because I was sad. Now that I’
For The Ladies :p
Hey guys, i've gotten quite a few comments on my pic If anyone wants one made up just send me the pic (or a link to it) that you want used and i'll make one up for you ;) make it obvious! they're locked for a reason! ;) Love, Sin
The Poison Sapphire
The Poison Sapphire is now accepting applications for the following positions: 6 Security Positions 6 Bar tending Positions 12 DJ Slots (available a min. of 2 hours) Promoters All applicants may apply for the maximum of 2 positions. Anyone interested please contact myself or, the co-owner, Poison. Then the two of us will look over every candidate and then get back to those we have chosen to fill these positions. Thanks for your interest, The Poison Sapphire Staff Copy the below section and repost it as a comment: Fubar Screen Name: ID: Current Rank: Position Applying For: Age: Location: Gender: - Get Your Own - Get Your Own Sully McKeehan
Making Love
when you date do the men or women you are dating think its easy to get you into bed the same night. I myself have tryed the same in year before i relized that women also want the same so sometimes i just wait for them to make their move then i just follow their lead.
Random
The fiery passion Amidst the humid night air The room dimly lit by scattered candles Sets the amorous mood I can feel the chemistry between us Burning, smoldering The look in his eyes Full of longing, Draws me near Our gaze locked in anticipation I run my finger down his face The drop of sweat on his lips Salty I feel a quiver go down my spine As he sweeps the hair from my face I avert my eyes I start to feel coy I'm vulnerable At his mercy Yet i feel un- inhibited He brushes my face I cant resist….. I want him.. I'm still wet from the shower My nightie is clinging to my curves That's where he's moving his finger Along the contour of my body Mapping out my erogenous zones I feel like a trophy that he's won His conquest He kisses me slowly Savouring every kiss I can feel his warm lips press against my moist skin The velvety feel of the cool silk sheets Soothes me He nibbles my earlobe Then kisses my neck My chest.. My stomach, my thighs My ankles
Wedding Bells Are In The Air
Everyone is invited. Come join us. :D Hello my friends, fans, and family. Sunday at 7 PM EST me and Just Shizzle will be getting a true fubar wedding. Everyone is invited and bring some friends if you want to. Hope to see all there.:D This is the link to the lounge and please repost: http://www.fubar.com/lounge.php?l=10370 Come join us in the wedding lounge for me and just shizzle's fu-wedding. :D http://www.fubar.com/lounge.php?l=10370
Show Some Luvvvvvvvvv
Check Out This Adorable Cowboy,......Show Him What We Fubarians Are All About. TxCowboyinNH@ fubar
Bunny69
Most ppl that know me here on Fubar,,know that my husband Larry,A.K.A. Batman passed away on July 7th of 06"..and that i lost my sister who was also my bestfriend in the world just 3 short months later 2 cancer...She passed away Oct.20th and the 1 year anniversary of her death is quickly approaching...and with each day i find myself getting more and more depressed...I just got threw my husbands 1 year anniversary...and god it was so hard to bear...now this...so i was just wondering today does it ever get any easier when this time approaches...and thought i would just write it down maybe in a way to try and make it easier in my mind..Does anyone know the real answer to this ? Will it ever get any easier and the healing process ever start taking place...Just looking for answers and venting....... 1. Do you have a tattoo? 2. How old are you? 3. Are you single or taken? 4. Eat with your hands or utensils? 5. Do you dream at night? 6. Ever seen a corpse? 7.Geor
Just Random...
if you could just drop a few comments i would really apperciate it and all love will be returned...thx..( COWGIRL HUGS )...LOL..ok this was my bad..hehe...So if you could just click on the pic.which will take you to the pic that im in the contest in..i would love any and all comments,,and yes the love will be returned...and then some...hope ya'll have a great day ) COWGITL HUGS ) A warrent for the arrest of your heart has been issued due to the fact that it belongs to me now and you are no longer in control of it... I must also inform you,that you have the right to remain silent,while i kiss you from head to toe...You also have the right to be represented and overcome by an intense passion before sexual questioning...any thing you say during sexual intercourse WILL BE USED IN YOUR FAVOR in a court of love.. Court pleads this case of untrievened desire and satisfaction,which will result in the action of me having complete control over your sexy body...I am going to blow your mind i
Just Music I Like....
THIS SONG GOES OUT TO SOMEONE VERY SPECIAL YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE..THANKS FOR BEING THERE TO PICK ME UP WHEN I NEEDED IT THE MOST..AND LETTING ME KNOW THE DARK TIMES WILL PASS AND THE SUN WILL SHINE AGAIN !!!! THIS ONE GOES OUT TO YOU SERGIO !! Mary J. BligeTake Me As I AmMusic Video Codes By Music Jesus.com WORDS THAT I HAVE LEARNED TO LIVE BY..CANT TAKE ME AS I AM THEN YOU CANT TAKE ME AT ALL.. ( COWGIRL HUGS ) Billy CurringtonMust Be Doin' Somethin' Right
X-mas Time & Music To Go With It
imikimi - Customize Your World LET US REMEMBER TO PRAY AND REMEMBER OUR SOLDIERS THAT CANT BE HOME FOR CHRISTMAS..AS THEY FIGHT AND PUT THERE LIFE ON THE LINE SO THAT OUR CHRISTMAS MAY BE SAFE..GOD BLESS THEM ALL AND BRING THEM SAFELY HOME.. LET US ALSO LET OUR PRAYERS STRETCH ACROSS THE WORLD..SO THAT WHEN WE THINK WE HAVE SO LITTLE FOR CHRISTMAS..YOU CAN REMIND YOURSELF JUST HOW LUCKY AND BLESSED WE REALLY ARE..AND ALWAYS FIND YOUR NEAREST FEED THE CHILDREN AND GIVE THE LOVE FROM YOUR HEART AT CHRISTMAS AND ALWAYS.. I KNOW AS I SET SNUGGLED SO WARM IN MY HOME BY THE TREE AS LIGHTS BLINK ON AND OFF AND THE SMELL OF PIE IS FLOATING FROM THE KITCHEN..I WILL BE SO VERY THANKFUL THAT I HAVE AT LEAST HALF OF THIS..AND AS I SET DOWN TO MY CHRISTMAS FEAST..MY PRAYERS WILL REACH ALL OVER THE WORLD TO THOSE THAT WANT HAVE NOT HALF..BUT NONE OF THIS FOR CHRISTMAS..AND I WILL PRAY ALL THE HARDER FOR GOD TO REACH DOWN AND HOLD EACH AND EVERY ONE MORE C
Bunny I Miss You..
As long as you think of me,i'll never be very far.. And the feelings that you have for me,may they fully fill your heart.. Missing you comes so easy,how hard is the pain.. It's like standing naked in a hailing storm,, soaked from the falling rain.. My soul feels like it's been split,cut like a deck of cards.. I feel like half the person,with only half a heart.. But soon all will pass,we two will join as one.. And forever be together,underneath the shining sun.. We'll smile and laugh and let these day's fall behind.. You'll happily call me honey,i'll happily call you mine.. I'll always be youe husband,you'll always be my wife.. And never again be apart for the rest of our lives... My husband Larry wrote this poem for me the day before we got married..Who knew that almost 11 years later i would read it daily,,and miss him with my half a heart.. R.I.P. MY LOVE...
Writing Thougts
I used to think that our paths where concrete. As we walked along and that we just came to forks in the road along the way. This being our decision on which way to go. As I sit here today thinking about the past, present, and what may be in the future; I have come to think that maybe its sand we travel across. I can still see my foot prints behind me a good ways, so I know where I have been and when I look straight down I can see my shadow being cast upon where I am. Then I look out into the horizon in front of me in all directions and ponder the next step and the path I want to make. With this I know that there isn't a wrong way to go, just a decision to take the scenic route or the short cut. All of this leading to what needs to be learned and an exhilarating experience that I can add to my memories. Life is a Canvas you are the Artist and experiences are the colors. So make your mark and add your hand prints and even foot prints all over the world. Our bodies might be broken, to
Since Nobody Reads Bulletins
I have some friends who need a little help. They have about 2,000 points to level. They have rated all my pics as I have thier's. Can you please go to their page and rate them...maybe even friend them? Thank you :) Kisses! Elizabeth Jesse and hillary@ fubar
Center Of The Bible....
Center of the Bible The pictures are awesome.... but wait until you read the words. Q: What is the shortest chapter in the Bible? A: Psalms 117 Q: What is the longest chapter in the Bible? A: Psalms 119 Q: Which chapter is in the center of the Bible? A: Psalms 118 Fact: There are 594 chapters before Psalms 118 Fact: There are 594 chapters after Psalms 118 Add these numbers up and you get 1188. Q: What is the center verse in the Bible? A: Psalms 118:8 Q: Does this verse say something significant about God's perfect will for our lives? The next time someone says they would like to find God's perfect will for their lives and that they want to be in the center of His will, just send them to the center of His word! Psalms 118:8 "It is better to trust in the LORD than to put confidence in man." Now isn't that odd how this worked out (or was God in the center of it)? Before
Maybe There Is A God.....
sorry i havent ben on too much but family matters has taken precedence it has been the hardest time of my life for a long time recently when i got the phone call to say my brother had been in a serious accident i felt like my world had collapsed now - less than 2 weeks later he may be coming home the transition is unbelievable i've lost track of the times my emotions have got the better of me and i have just cried and cried and now for something completely amazing..... he will come away from this with a broken foot and some cuts and bruises the boy is such a fighter i tip my hat to him in total admiration at his determination to recover my little brother ! he's still the luckiest bastard i know........
Observation
Last night when I got to work I went into the team dining room and was sitting drinking my coffee, I happened to look around the room and to my surprise there sat Aaron Tippin, Joe Diffie and Mark Chestnutt at a booth eating the same crap they feed us for lunch and dinner, LOL. I absolutely couldn't believe how down to earth these guys were. I mean hell Aaron was discussing his high cholesterol with them as he ate some cereal and drank a Heineken. So it's nice to know these guys are real just like the rest of us. As the headliners for the concert at the casino they could have eaten in the 4 star restaurant privately with their own chef. I actually intend to go over and say Hi tonight if they are in there again, as I know know we can approach them. Would have loved to get all their autographs. Have a great weekend. I'm off to work! YAY it's my Friday. I've had my crush on the same guy now for awhile and he doesn't even get on his fubar account anymore. Anyone wanna
The History Of The Middle Finger
The Yew Tree The History of the Middle Finger Well, now......here's something I never knew before, and now that I know it, I feel compelled to send it on to my more intelligent friends in the hope that they, too, will feel edified. Isn't history more fun when you know something about it? Before the Battle of Agincourt in 1415, the French, anticipating victory over the English, proposed to cut off the middle finger of all captured English soldiers. Without the middle finger it would be impossible to draw the renowned English longbow and therefore they would be incapable of fighting in the future. This famous English longbow was made of the native English Yew tree, and the act of drawing the longbow was known as "plucking the yew" (or "pluck yew"). Much to the bewilderment of the French, the English won a major upset and began in mocking the French by waving their middle fingers at the defeated French, saying, See, we can still pluck yew! Since 'pluck yew' is ra
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Attention To My Friends
My friend Stu lost a very close friend recently to cervical cancer after a long battle. She had just enough time to say a heartbreaking goodbye to everyone before passing away. Kelle, was a wonderful, upbeat person who held strong through five years before succumbing to the cancer. She had introduced Stu to the Maryland Renaissance Festival, where he will be this weekend. The festival will be a melancholy event without her this year and toasts will be held in memory of her. We are asking all our friends on Fubar to please have a drink in memory and send Stu a drink or sympathy comment for his loss at the link below. Thanks to my wonderful friends http://fubar.com/user/1086273
Nothing At All
(i didn't know what to write so i wrote this) as i was sleeping i awoke to the sensation of finger tips lightly brushing the small of my back. though still somewhat asleep i slide in a tad close to feel more.... finger tips suddenly became a whole hand going from the nap of my neck to the small of my back, gentle yet manly. as i move with the feeling, lips glide along my shoulder, and a light prickly feel soon after. i could tell he had not shaved yet. a warm touch, a hand runs down my inner thigh, my heart races, afraid to open my eyes, because of it is a dream, i do not want to wake up. as those lips i feel at the nap of my neck. soft and moist, as each kiss sends sexual tingles up and down my spine. the other hand appearing from no where, suddenly cupping my breast and fondling my nipple, i can feel my self get moist with excitement and................... i close my eyes and go to sleep you lean over and kiss my cheek dreaming my dreams you know what they all mean sometime
A Friend Lost
will i be missed when im gone, will i be remembered and not forgotten, will they say he was a friend till his end, what a sweet boy said, when he was lays in his bed, dying from cancer inside, while bald and trying to hide, doesnt like to make new friends, for hes affraid they pretend, hes only 9 years old, but he has alot to be told, for he is my friend, and will be to the end, hes very smart & sincere, i wish he would always be here, he likes to color in his book, that i gave him and he took, hes given me a new sense of pride, cause he knows hes on a one way ride, he lives each and every day, cause he knows hes not here to stay, never affraid or upset and never one regret, he asked me why i stay, and i didnt know what to say, wish i could take his place, so his life wouldnt be a waste, he wants to see so many things, he has our dreams, his end is too close it seems, but ill be there with him at the end, because he his one special friend... Copyright
When Thing Seem So Bleak
when things seem so dim and bleak, slow going goes your week redness enters your cheek, while happiness is what you seek here is a peek, you are all beautiful in your own way, friends which i hope will be here to stay, beauty in side and out, dont sit there and pout, find the happiness you desire, your heart become fire, get lost is what you say to the lier, but i will always be here as a friend, all you ladies are beautiful and true, dont let someone make you feel blue, because they are the ones that dont have a clue, of that special person inside each of you, im happy we have met, with me happiness is what you will get, so smile and feel right, you are all a wonderful sight, true friends are hard to find, you are all in my mind, so smile and be free, this is what you will see, no one can bother you if you dont feel blue, to your self be true, one foot in front of the other, if you are a mother, happiness is a true gift, would give you such a lift, friends
Friends!!!!
Some people on here use this site to boost thier own egos. The way they pretend to care for others. They want you to love and miss them when they are not around but it is a tool they use to try to get people to care about them more then they should. I love and care for all my friends but I am not going to fall in love with anyone on this site. The love I have to share with people in my personal life is special to me and I will not give it out to just anyone.I enjoy flirting and chatting as well as the next person but I am not going to lie and tell someone I feel something for them I do not. I am not stupid nor ignorant enough to believe anyones statements of undying love or careing when u have never met me other then on here. I am not one to be manipulated buy people who seem to think I have no self respect. Do not believe for one second just because you flirt with me and tell me you care that I will believe it at all. I am well aware that I am not the only one you chat so it is safe t
A Soft Summers Breeze
love is like a soft summers breeze, softly blowing through the leaves on a tree, leaving you and coming to me, with style and grace, you make my heart race, sending my soul to a special place, tender and true, that is definitely you, you opened my eyes to see, i hope you dont flee, when i get down on one knee, would you would marry me, two hearts that intertwine, like a fine wine, knowing you will be mine, everything will be fine, to have and to hold, to love you is what to be told, to the end of time, you as my wife, would fullfill my life, to know you are there, to hear me call you dear, our lives to share, you are for me now you must see, the love i can give, for as long as we both shall live... Copyright ©2007 Robert Allen Yunker
Ugh Idiots!
Okay, let me get this straight.. and listen up.. I am sick of everyone (meaning the perverted men here) asking me if I have a girlfriend. Just because my profile says I am bisexual.. (Which I am and very proud of the fact) doesn't mean I am strictly into women.. Being BI means you like BOTH.. Not ONE. I am into men AND women. And what does my sexuality have to do with just talking to me? I have an idea... Trying talking to me as a PERSON.. and not as a piece of meat!!! So STOP ASKING ME!!
A Womans True Beauty
a womans true beauty is like a blossuming rose, as days go by its the beauty that grows, the peddles open and it shows, inner beauty that is wonderful to behold, grab your heart and dont let go, cause you will feel it from your head to your toe, like a wave passing through, its i who figured out the clue, to know you is a treat you true, the eyes are the windows to your soul, compared to your beauty i am the troll, i shall climb the mountains to gain your trust, even if i fall and get crushed, you are worth the feat, for you are the one i wish to meet, to me that would be the biggest treat, you are truely one of a kind, one day i wish you i would find, but here i sit, i must admit, probably looking like a twit, or even a dim-witt, will someone open thier heart for me to peek, but please dont think of me as a geek, for what i seek, you are so true and kind, so i know one day i will find, the one who would make me complete, with out having to compete, for i a
Games And Lies
games and lies, thats all anyone tries, and i despise, be true, and real, be someone that can feel, dont act or play, and dont lie about what you say, as night turns into day, i wanted you to stay, but you tell me a lie, and i try to understand why, you broke my heart, now this is where we part, never gave us a chance, but at other men you did glance, so to you i say, go ahead and go play, see if you can get them to stay, you dont have a clue, who could have been with you, i asked you to leave with me, wanted you to see, what you could have had with me, once again you did flee, love is not what you had for me, im a man like no other, except for my brother, i would have loved you unconditionally, you through it all away, so here is what i say, have fun in what ever you do, i hope your next guy is true, as i was to you, even though you make me feel blue, i did fall in love with you, you will see what you lost, for it too must cost, if you try to wi
Come See Me!!
Things I Gotta Say
Whenever things wind down here at work I often turn and gaze thoughtfully out the window. The other day someone stopped and asked my why I was staring out the window what was there to look at. I turned to him and asked what he saw. His answer was the factory and the parking lot. So I told him what I see when I look out the window. I told him that I see the whole world, everywhere I've ever wanted to go and everything I've ever wanted to do. I see everyone I've ever known and everyone I hope to meet. I see the places that I've been and ponder where I'm going. I see my past and guess at my future. Its all out there. Finally I turned back to the window and I said that sadly most people never see beyond the parking lot.... -CM Well we just got the bomb dropped from the Beloved Rick Wagner. General Motors is closing the Plant here in Moraine Ohio as well as three other plants. The mood is very dark and sober here at Moraine Assembly as 2000 of us know that we are going to
Wedding Ring
Why should the wedding ring be worn on the fourth finger? There is a beautiful and convincing explanation given by the Chinese..... Thumb represents your Parents Second (Index) finger represents your Siblings Middle finger represents your-Self Fourth (Ring) finger represents your Life Partner & the Last (Little) finger represents your children Firstly, open your palms (face to face), bend the middle fingers and hold them together - back to back Secondly, open and hold the remaining three fingers and the thumb - tip to tip (As shown in the figure below): Now, try to separate your thumbs (representing the parents)..., they will open, because your parents are not destined to live with you lifelong, and have to leave you sooner or later. Please join your thumbs as before and separate your Index fingers (representing siblings)... they will also open, because your brothers and sisters will have their own families and will have to lead their own separate
Hearts On Fire
heart like fire, burning with desire, never to tire, and im not a lier, i am so true and kind, a unique find, passionate and sureen, i will never be mean, bring you to a place of deire, make your body feel like its on fire, as our extasy gets higher and higher, as your muscles get tighter and tighter, ill make you feel so much lighter, as unbelievable as it will seem, you will surely scream, pleasure with out pain, im not being vane, two hearts beating as one, as we have sentual fun, never to rest until we are done, all i want you all to know, im always ready to go, as we stay in bed, on my chest lay your head, give me your heart, we will never part, pleasure of the body and mind, inside me is what you will find, so dont be afraid to explore whats here, and has me with you there, have a wonderful and nice day, this poem was nice to say, a little diffrent from what you know, but now its time for me to go.... Robert Allen Yunker Copyright ©2007
Lost Soul
Ok...I have to get this out I guess..LOL I went on a lunch date with this guy and had a great time. We drove around for a bit, and really seemed to hit it off. So well that we planned a golf date...:) So here is the story Set it up for Saturday...and of course stuff happened, but to make a long story short I ended up being late. Mind you I had to drive an hour to get there, and there was an accident I didn't plan for, and construction work. But I did Make it just late. I had his number to call when I got there, but of course..stuff being the way it is and me being rushed..I left it at home. Some you know I have no phone of my own , neither home or cellular, by the way..:) So I end up hunting this golf course on my own with the hopes that he was there waiting. He wasn't. He apparently called and cancelled the tee time. As soon as I got home I got on the computer and wrote a message as to what happened with no reply from him. Today, he gets on Fubar and rerates me a 1 f
An Angel Like You
If i ever had an angel like you, i would never feel this true, you shall show me the way, as i have you here to stay, beautiful and true, that is really you, also very kind too, let our hearts flames combine, make we both feel so fine, you are the angel that came to me, darling cant you tell or atleast see, that i would feel better having you with me, so to you i must confide, for so long my heart did hide, now with you its opened up so wide, will you join me on this lifes ride, your eyes will see into my soul, love when you do will be the toll, for i cant live with out you here, as i angel i will hold you dear, wishing my life for you to share, all the walls hidding my heart have come undone, that is to be the prise you have won, hold my hand and walk with me, for everyone to see, i will honor and treat you as my queen, at your side my future i have seen, our love will grow to the end of time, if you would honor me and be mine... Robert Allen Yunker Co
Yip
I dont know what to say here and i dont think you really care what i have to say here.... so let me just say fuck it... my black hair... being a size 4 my piercings and my hat.... one day i will get it all back... SO I AM STILL SICK... HAVE TO WORK OUTSIDE FEELING LIKE SHIT AND MY SHOULDER IS KILLING ME... THIS IS GONNA BE ONE HELL OF A FUCKED UP DAY....
In Lifes Spindle
Life will dwindle, in lifes spindle, hopes and dreams washed away, never to come back any other day, broken hearts will no longer play, in one place they surely stay, battered and bruised, totally and truely confused, a day turns to a week, no one comes to seek, not even a peep, never wanting to wake from your sleep, life can be very cruel, like dieing in a dual, but try to hold your head up high, dont ever sigh, be true to your self and never ask why, friends are good and they can be bad, some will use, and some will abuse, take the bad with the good, as everyone should, please be the best person you can be, and true happiness is what you shall see, always let your heart roam free... Robert Allen Yunker Copyright ©2007 Robert Allen Yunker
She Was Only 13
Her dad was a drunk Her mom was an addict Her parents kept her Locked in an attic Her only friend was a little toy bear It was old and worn out And had patches of hair She always talked to it When no one's around She lays there and hugs it Not a peep of sound Until her parents unlock the door Some more and more pain She'll have to endore A bruise on her leg A scar on her face Why would she be In such a horrible place? But she grabs her bear And softly crys She loves her parents But they want her to die She sits in the corner Quiet but thinking, "Please God, why is My life always sinking?" Such a bad life For a sad little kid She'd get beaten and beaten For anything she did Then one night Her mom came home high And the poor child was beaten As hours went by Then her mom suddenly Grabbed for a blade It was sharp and pointy One that she made She thrusted the blade Right in her chest, "You deserve to die You worthless piece of crap!" The mom walk
Inner Beauty
i search for the inner beauty, you are truely a cutey, i seek what cant be seen, it hides in between, its in everyone, finding it is so much fun, a love that cant be undone, loyalty and trust thats a real must, respect and truth, shouldnt feel like pulling a tooth, love and carring, thats what we shall be sharing, honesty and love, as it was writen above, find the one who has them all, my heart she will call, undivided attention, my total affection, she will know what true love is, for i have a one of a kind heart, thats the begining and the start, im like no other, well except my brother, to know me is to love me, because my heart always flows free, one day some lucky lady will see, what so many others have missed in me, i wish you all happiness and joy, dont let anyone use you as their toy, for you all are so very dear, and the one you choose should really care, if you just need a friend, to talk to i will be here to the end, have a wonder
Missing My Animels!
sept17,2007 may my baby (tosha) R.I.P. I had to put my babe down tosha was a wonderful dog a best freind a man can ever ask for she was loyal,loving and great to have as a pet and a mans best freind there not a day that not goes by that I think about her all i can say is i love her so very much and tosha will always live in my heart i set many of times thinking about her when she was a puppy and all the way untel that day i had to put her down that she was a awsome dog and now i think that she in heaven keeping the angels company and loving the angels I will miss her alot.
Confessions
you know that commercial for Five gum? how they have all the ball bearings in a giant speaker and the guy walks into them barefoot and lays down in them in his boxers? then turns on the sound with a low thrumming bass that makes all the ball bearings vibrate around his body? I want to do that. When I need you I Won't Say A Word When you're not there I Won't Say A Word When I look for you I Won't Say A Word And you're invisible I Won't Say A Word Or have stepped away I Won't Say A Word When you don't tell me you love me I Won't Say A Word When you won't say I'm special to you I Won't Say A Word When the loneliness makes me cry I Won't Say A Word When I am starving for your attention I Won't Say A Word When I fall into a well of depression I Won't Say A Word When I lose all hope I Won't Say A Word When I stop believing I am important to you at all I Won't Say A Word When I've given up and given in I Won't Say A Word When what could have been has faded to no
Is Love All There Is To Have
Is love all there is to have, people use that word like its salve, spreading it like butter, words is all they mutter, the feelings that go with it, most people forget, im not asking for your devotion, or sexual motion, i want someone for who they are, near or far, like a true love song racing through my head, even when i lay to sleep on my bed, love is what i want to find, someone always on my mind, i will be gentle and ever so kind, for i am a unique guy to find, i have hidden for 20 years, have had alot of tears, love greater then the sky, more then any other guy, a heart of gold is what im always told, true romance is the key i hold, i am just a average guy, my poems tell the reason why, but one thing i never try to do is lie, because that makes wonderful people cry, i have the beautifulest friends, to whom my heart dearly tends, so smile and enjoy what you have to give, thats when you truely know how to live, this is a hug and a kiss from me to you
No Longer Will I Hide
no longer will i hide, i feel like i am dieing inside, feeling's i always try to hide, i take it in a stride, it's tearing me up inside, my heart feels like it ripped open wide, it's battered and broke, its not even a joke, all i want to do is hide, ever since i cried, it was because you died, now i sit and wonder why, i didnt even get to say good bye, you are in a better place, i hope you can see my face, i sit here and pray, that he excepts me one day, so i can again see your face, and be with you in that special place, tears ran for so long, cant believe you are gone, you are such a wonderful friend, all the way till the end, love is what i send, no matter where you are, you will never be too far, it ended in a car, you were sobber when you died, the drunk that hit you never cried, he tried to make it your fault, but the cops seen through him, and he was caught, his freedom couldnt be bought, we all still love you, and our love will alw
Our Hearts Soar Free
Love is a beautiful thing, its never just a fling, its the emotion and grace, makes someones heart race, and brings you both to a special place, to hold each others hand, walking through the sand, under the lights of the moon, hearts feel in tune, to hold each other tight, would truely feel right, to others its a beautiful sight, to me its my delight, for getting to know you, having you in my life, wondering how you would feel being my wife, to love and hold to always be told, you are special and unique no im not a freak, i have a heart of gold too much i have been told, i'll take care of you when you have a cold, i will always be here for you to hold, i want you as the beat in my heart, i never want us to part, you are very special to me, this much i hope you can see, what our love can truely be, with you standing next to me, as our hearts soar free.... Robert Allen Yunker Copyright ©2007 Robert Allen Yunker
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Reached My Limit
Ok, so I have reached my limit for rates today. So for all those who rate my stuff tonight......I will return the love as soon as I am able to.
Dont No
ok just an update.............as most of u no i have been in a bad situation here @ home......well i'l try and make this short: last night my.....hubby & i...disided to end things, which all this has been coming 4 a while now, ne way, we kinda, sorta got into it.....some shoving & stuff, ne way i came out with my wrist all bruised...........got up today like nothing happened, went to work.....about 1pm im dragged out of work by CYS (Children & Youth Services). my kids had went to school & told what had happened said they were afraid that their dad would kill their mom. so..in order not to lose my kids i had to charge him 4 abuse & get a PFA. now......things suck!! i have no where to live (except my parents) because our home is his place of business, so i had to leave. my whole family is nowstarting shit with me & everyone i no. i mean what the hell was i 2 do when im told do this or lose your kids? they r my life!! ne way, im home right now only to get a few things........i don
Please...i Need Advice
PLEASE, if anyone out there knows any thing about Sciatic nerve, and Lumbar disc damage.....I really could use your advice, support, etc of any kind. I have had sciatic pain since Jan. of this year. Progressively got worse, though I thought it was something that would go away. The last three months, I have been back and forth, with my family physician, a chiropractor, orthopedic.....Last week, had a MRI...basically, I have a Lumbar disc in my lower back, that is deteriorating, and pressing on the sciatic nerve, in my left leg. The pain is HORRIBLE, and constant. My next and only step, after my recent MRI, is a series of three epidurals, in hopes of lessoning the pain, and nerve irritation. After doing alot of reading, and researching, I have found out, that there is a BIG possibility, I may, eventually, have total nerve damage, or, it could take 3-5 years, maybe longer, before, most of the pain goes away, well enough so, I can learn, to DEAL with it. (I'm not used to just "dealing"
Naughty Application
***Best one will get a reply*** 1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Favorite position (s)? 4. Do you think I'm hot? 5. Would you have sex with me? 6. lights on or off? 7. Would you have to be drunk? 8. Would you take a shower with me? 9. Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 10. Would you leave after or stay the night? 11. Do you like cuddling afterwards? 12. Condom or skin? 13. Do you give Oral pleasures? 14. Do you like to receive Oral Pleasures? 15. Have sex on the first date? 16. Would you kiss me during sex? 17. Do you think I would be good in bed? 18. Threesome? 20. How many times would you like to cum? 21. Would you use me as a booty call? 21. Can I use you as a booty call? 22. Do you like foreplay? 23. What is foreplay to you? 24. Can we take pictures of the act? 25. Do you like anal pleasures? 26. Will you post this so I can fill it out for you? Email your answers..... Title it "NAUGHTY Applica
Big Brother
Why is it that our so called government has to spy on it's own people? Is it right? Noit's not right, I thought our government was by the people and for the people, not to be against the people who elected them to office in the first place. I can see keeping tabs on some questionable persons, but not tapping our phone lines and watching our every move on the internet. And local government is no better, what gives any local government the right to tell us has to wear a seatbelt? I think it should be left up to the owner of the car. How many timesw have we all seen a cop on duty riding around with no seat bealt on, are they above the law?
9200 To Level
HE HELPS ALOT OF PEOPLE LEVEL..HELP HIM LEVEL UP THANK YOU *KJ* member of the Confederate Bomber Family@ fubar
Thoughts & Things...
WOW ~ It's been ages since I've been on here and I do apologize to all my friends & fans!! It's been a wacky summer - but I am well, back, and ready to play!! Hope this summer has treated everyone well - I know I am ready for winter though! Any Phoenix dweller can understand my desire to escape the excessive heat we've had the past 3 1/2 months! I will post again soon!!
Irish Legends
In the days I went a courtin', I was never tired resortin' To the alehouse and the playhouse or many a house beside, I told me brother Seamus l'd go off and go right famous And before I'd return again l'd roam the world wide. Chorus: So goodbye Muirsheen Durkin, l'm sick and tired of working, No more I'll dig the praties, no longer I'll be fool. For as sure as me name is Carney I'll be off to California, where instead of diggin'praties I'll be diggin' lumps of gold. I've courted girls in Blarney, in Kanturk and in Killarney In Passage and in Queenstown, that is the Cobh of Cork. But goodbye to all this pleasure, for l'm going to take me leisure And the next time you will hear from me Will be a letter from New York, Goodbye to all the boys at home, l'm sailing far across the foam To try to make me fortune in far America, For there's s gold and money plenty for the poor and gentry And when I come back again I never more will stray, Banshee or 'Bean-sidhe' is I
Too Many Lonely Women On This Site
Apparently there are too many lonely desperate women on this site. This morning I received a phone call from some anonymous woman advising me to mind my business and stay away from her boyfriend. Apparently she did not realize that the man she was referring to is my fiance. She cursed at me and told me how they were together yesterday and how he was on his way to her house today. again not realizing how much we talk on the phone. She is a very lonely and desperate slut looking to spread her legs for the nearest dick. sad.. very sad. I will advise her once and once only. STAY AWAY FROM HIM. you will not like the outcome if i find out you have tried to contact him again. I really can't stand young whores looking for some action and this site is full of them. get over yourself hunny... he is with me.. and we are getting married whether you fucking like it or not. so bite down hard and find another man to try to play games with. this one is taken.
My Mom
Two years ago i found out that my mom had pelvic cancer. They gave her 2 options. 1) They can remove it and she will be paralized from the waist down or 2) she can live it out as long as she can. Knowing my mom he had decided she was going to live it out. Now i love my mother to death and knowing that my mom could die at any given moment from it kills me. I hate knowing the fact that she has it. I love my mother to death if anything would happen to her i would die. I don't know if i could live with out her that is how much she means to me. My mom was there for me when i didn't have anyone else. My mom was there for me when i had questions about my pregnancy. My mom wanted to keep my daughter so that way she could be in the family. My mom has always been there for me and always will. But if she died tomorrow, a week from now, or even a yr from now i would say that she is my hero. My mom has been through alot in her life. She survied her abusive husband. She survied when no other woman w
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Get Over It!
Haha They Say Women Got Skill's
PLEASE ALLOW ME TO INTRODUCE THE GIT-R-DONE REBEL FAMILY BOMBSQUAD! THIS IS A WONDERFUL BOMBING FAMILY WHO STAYS TRUE AND HONEST TO THERE MEMBERS. THEY DONT TOLERATE ANY DRAMA OF ANY KIND AND HAVE THE UP MOST RESPECT FOR OTHERS. I AM A NEW MEMBER AND I AM ALREADY FEELING THE LOVE FROM THEM AND I REALLY APPRECIATE IT! SO HERE IS A SPECIAL PIMPOUT THAT I THOUGHT WOULD BE NICE TO GIVE AS A GIFT FROM ME! Hitman6 FOUNDER & PRESIDENT OF THE ~GIT-R-DONE REBEL FAMILY~@ fubar BigDawg69~ CO-FOUNDER & VICE PRESIDENT OF GIT-R-DONE REBEL FAMILY~@ fubar ♥Äïmêê♥™ CO VICE PRESIDENT & HEAD OFFICER OF ~THE GIT-R-DONE REBEL FAMILY BOMBSQUAD~@ fubar ~TWEETYJINXIN~~SECRETARY OF THE ~GIT-R-DONE REBEL FAMILY~RL WIFEY OF HITMAN6@ fubar $r Whi+e Knigh+~Git R Done Rebels L.C.~Confederates~
Heres A Thought
i was wonder if people are so rapped up with ranking up and getting to higher levels are they so busy doing this that they dont really make friends. to take the time to speak with someone. im guilty of this too but im think im going to start to try to change it. i want to really get to know people to try to make some good friends. who knows i might really be missing out on some great people. im just curious what everyone else thinks about this.... post and let me know please.
Crystal Ball See's All
Crystal Ball During a recent outing in New Orleans, a woman sneaked off to visit a fortune teller of some local repute. In a dark and hazy room, peering into a crystal ball, the mystic delivered grave news. "There's no easy way to say this, so I'll just be blunt: Prepare yourself to be a widow. Your husband will die a violent and horrible death this year." Visibly shaken, the woman stared at the fortune teller's lined face, then at the single flickering candle, then down at her hands. - She took a few deep breaths to compose herself. She simply had to know! ... She met the fortune teller's gaze, steadied her voice, and asked, "Will I be acquitted?"
Boyfriend/girlfriend Application
BOYFRIEND/GIRLFRIEND APPLICATION 1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Fave Color: 4. Whats your sign? 5. Phone Number: 6. Location: 7. Height: 8.Hair (color and style): 9.Piercings/tattoos: HERE COMES THE FUN ... ... ... 1. Are we friends? 2. Do you have a crush on me? 3. Would you kiss me? 4. ...with tongue? 5. Would you enjoy it? 6. Would you ever ask me out? 7. Would you make a move on me in a movie theater? 9. Would you take care of me when I'm sick? 10. Do you want to tell me something that you couldn't before? 11.Would you walk on the beach with me? 12. If you heard a rumor about me, would you defend me? 13. Do you/have you talked about me? 14. Do you think I'm a good person? 16.Do you think I'm cute? 18.Would you dance with me? 19.Would you come over for no reason just to hang out? What Do You Think Of My? 1.Personality: 2.Eyes: 3.Face: 4.Hair: W0ULD Y0U... give me your numbe
Stuff That Comes To Me
The darkess inside grows again, Short lived peace and comfort, I do my best, but its still not enough, As the path norrows and the light dims, Im alone inside once more, A nameless face without feeling, Hunted by those from my past, Will they get me this time? I live in a world without love, Only hate consumes my body and soul, Slipping out in every word i say, And now the time has come to make my choice, Leave them all behide and go, Or stay and fight for the impossible, Only time will tell, for now, So many things on my mind, From hate to death, im plagued by it, This is not the life i chose, But its is the life i lead, The darkness tell me worse things are to come, The eternal finish of death, As the glow of life fades from my body, And slips into the eternity of fire or love, What awiats me on the other side, Fire or love, I think i already know. now you know most of the time i would just write my feelin
Sorrow
Devastations. Tragedies. Mental assassins. Like bullets racing, striking their targets. Victims falling all around. Unbearable. Excruciatingly deep. An endless tunnel of darkness. Sorrows piercing the soul. "Why?" cries the helpless individual. Understanding and reasoning are intangible. Reality is out of reach, like that of an outstretched hand begging you to grab a hold before it’s too late. All efforts to rid your mind from anxieties and despair have failed. Knowing not what this tireless hunter may be, you push forward with no prevail. It has hunted you and there is no place to conceal yourself. It is breathing down the back of your neck. It pulls the trigger and sorrow plunges deep within your heart. The end has tracked you down. It’s all over. You fall to your knees in defeat.
From A Prisoner's Eyes
My days are dull and my life is restless, searching endlessly in circles of unfathomable emptiness. My vision was blurred by the uncontrollable intent, the uncontained passion to be free... as painted on my fate's intricate canvas. Life seems to pass aimlessly, a dead slumber of a cuckoo in its lonely nest, as it is trapped in its own hourglass. Blank is my imagination for what is real, my mind drowned in its own puzzles building castles of clouds beyond the moon!
Poems
All the times i sat an cried,all the times they'd ask me why but i could never give them a reason for my pain never a reason for my tears could only sit there an cry some more, i dont know what is wrong with me and i dont know why i just wish it would all go away all this pain all this anger all this sadness i wish it would just all disappear i feel like im nothing, nothing at all nothing to anyone, not even to myself im so tired of feeling this way i wish i was happy, i wish i knew what happiness was but im to the point now that i have forgotten now all i know is pain an sadness i feel like im slowly going insane an no one can help me, i wish someone could help me.....i wish someone would help me, i wish someone knew but no one does, maybe no one ever will maybe this is my destiny, my fate I'm swimming all alone in a pool of darkness and I feel like darkness is slowly pulling me under I yell for help but no one is there to hear it I begin to see the water at eye level and I kick
This Is A Friend Of Mine She Just Joined
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All My Friends & Family Here
MAY GODS ANGELS WRAP THEIR WINGS AROUND YOUS AND PROTECT YOUS ALWAYS : WROTE BY CHERIE AKA WITCHESBREW 3/14/97 PLEASE ALL PRAYS ARE NEEDED TY CHERIE HUGS imikimi - Customize Your World I got this Sexy Comment from Commentsheaven.com!
Must Read...
EATTING PUSSY A HOW TO MANUAL FOR GUYS... Ok here it is gentleman your very own how to guide on eating pussy, going down or giving head whatever you want to call it the techniques and end result are the same. And for those ladies who are reading this to see if I know what i'm talking about please read on and hope that your man is reading this too, because i'm quite confidant that i know at least a little bit about eating pussy. Oh yeah this isn't "G" rated I use words like pussy and my personal favorite FUCK! If this offends you stop reading stupid! For the rest of you read on enjoy and take notes... I've been told by many a female that I give the best head they've ever received...This has come from women who are bisexual...as well...which is quite a nice ego stroke...I'm not trying to gloat...I'm just saying I've done my research and have applied many series of trial and error to try and get better and better at my favorite activity: Giving oral sex to a Woman... I've read ma
*death To All Mankind*
I AM NOW AN OFFICIAL SATANIC SLUTS MODEL!!! GO CHECK OUT MY PROFILE ON THE SATANIC SLUTS SITE!!! http://www.satanic-sluts.com/ -LILITH DRACONIS MY HUSBAND AND I ARE LOOING FOR A BI FEMALE TO HAVE A THREEWAY RELATIONSHIP WITH...IF ANYONE IS INTERESTED AND YOU LIVE IN TEXAS...THEN FEEL FREE TO DROP ME A LINE...WE WILL SEE WHERE THINGS GO FROM THERE... -LILITH DRACONIS YES...THE MOVE TO TEXAS IS OFF...BUT I NEED TO FIND A PLACE ASAP...MONDAY I HAVE TO MOVE...*SOMEWHERE*...OR ELSE I WILL BE ON THE STREET...FUCK...WISH SOMEONE COULD HELP! MAYBE TO VEGAS...BUT WHO KNOWS AT THIS POINT...I HOPE WE WILL BE ABLE TO BE TAKEN IN BY SOMEONE IN VEGAS...MONDAY IS THE MOVE...AND WE NEED A PLACE..A ROOM IS GOOD BUT EVEN A COUCH OR THE FLOOR WILL HAVE TO DO IF THATS ALL ANYONE CAN OFFER..WE WILL BE GETTING WORK RIGHT AWAY...SO MONEY WILL NOT BE AN ISSUE... HOPE SOMEONE CAN HELP... DARKEST BLESSINGS, -LILITH DRACONIS
My Great Friends On Fubar!
THESE PEOPLE ARE SOME OF THE GREATEST PEOPLE ON HERE AND I NEED TO SHARE THEM WITH THE WORLD AND I WANNA LET THEM KNOW I APPRECAITE THEM BEING SUCH GREAT FRIENDS TO ME!I COULD'T ASK FOR BETTER FRIENDS!THEY HAVE STUCK BY MY THREW THICK AND THIN AND FOR THAT I AM GREATFULL!PLEASE GO SHOW THEM SOME LOVE!?RATE FAN AND ADD I AM SURE THEY WILL RETURN THE LOVE!NOT EVERYONE THAT I APPRECAITE IS UP YET BUT THE LIST WILL GROW.............. RIGHT HERE WE HAVE MY #1 B*TCH.WHOM I KNOW WILL ALWAYS HAVE MY BACK ON HERE AND EVEN IN THE REAL WORLD EVEN THOUGH WE LIVE 1,000 OF MILES AWAY FROM EACH OTHER Greeneyed Texas Girl~ CT Wifey of TexasTradman SWEETCHEEKS BE-OTCH!~FRIEND TO DRAGON MISTRESS~@ fubar THIS GUY RIGHT HERE IS MY RIGHT HAND MAN GREATEST GUY YOU WILL EVER MEET..AN HONEST AND LOYAL FRIEND TO THE END! rockrules2001***FUBAR Hubby of RockLady***READ THE PROFILE 1ST*@ fubar THIS GUY RIGHT HERE IS SWEET AND LOVING.I KNOW HE IS MY TRUE FRIEND.AND YOU BETTER TREAT HIM RI
Distance Changes
Simple Thoughts
Some people are special and stay in your heart Even if the years keep you apart A connection was made and how it’s not known But when you reunite it’s easily shown Years go by and there’s not a word But a call comes through just like a bird Nothing has changed between us you see I’ve been thinking about you and you of me So much in common but different somehow We’ve always been close and more so now You are good and I am too We’re back together, simple but true Everything’s different but we are the same The loses we share but we’re not to blame I love you my friend you now it’s true Together we will help make it through I’m happy for you and you for me Life is what makes us what we should be So live for the best and be happy you see Because that’s how they would expect it to be Thomas Vern Ellison Jr. 08/31/07
Taxes.....how True This Is!!!!
At first this appears to be funny...then you realize it’s true..............Cricket Be sure to read all the way to the end! Tax his land, Tax his bed, Tax the table At which he's fed. Tax his tractor, Tax his mule, Teach him taxes Are the rule. Tax his cow, Tax his goat, Tax his pants, Tax his coat. Tax his ties, Tax his shirt, Tax his work, Tax his dirt. Tax his tobacco, Tax his drink, Tax him if he Tries to think. Tax his cigars, Tax his beers, If he cries, then Tax his tears. Tax his car, Tax his gas, Find other ways To tax his ass Tax all he has Then let him know That you won't be done Till he has no dough. When he screams and hollers, Then tax him some more, Tax him till
Happiness
Happiness will never come to those who fail to appreciate what they already have
Shower
Ice Man
Ok gang, I know some of you are sick of me beggin to help my friends out. But they cant help it if they are loosers!!! lol just kiddin, rate fan and add he will do the same blah blah blah and thanks love u all!! PJ "Iceman" Marrin@ fubar
What Is Your Personality Recipe?
Cassandra- a pinch of wealth- 1 1/2 cups of seduction- a pound of promiscuityBoil together and serve. 'What is your personality recipe?' at QuizGalaxy.com Highlight the white area
Passion 2
Moving!!!!
Well this is to all my friends out there in FUBAR land. I just wanted to let you all know that I was offered a job today, in another state. I am most likely gonna take it as it is a HUGE jump in pay for me and It puts me someplace I want to be. If you're curious and want to know more, please ask me and I'll tell you
I Hate Being Sick
AND NO BODY WAS HURT IN THIS VIDEO I PROMISE
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I try not to reach out, I try not to let it get to me. I try not to ask for help. But how far can one person be pushed? How much can one endure? I bend over backwards to make people around me, happy. Makes me wonder, how many of those people are doing the same for me. Don't get me wrong, I'm not sitting here today, asking you to make me happy. Because, I know in my heart that only I can be the one to do that. My heart was so cluttered with feelings I didn't understand. Feelings, that honestly... scared me. I can admit that now.... I felt like, I was hiding in the dark, I felt like only person held the light to help me find my way. But do you ever get to the point, where you don't know your left from your right? Or that your "light" is constantly being shifted? I know what I want... or who I want. But, I'm at the point, where I wonder if I've pushed too much, tried too hard to get it. Making me realize why I don't fight for what I want anymore. For the fear of rejection, for the fear of
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My Poem
Okay so I never write poetry, it's not my thing. But I wrote this right after my husband died. Ashes Written for and in memory of my husband, Eddie. Bridges seperate us, unite us. Walk across and find each other. Walk across and leave each other. Trust me to take you where you cannot walk. I burried you in Earth, you sleep. I let you go to the wind, you are free. I locked you in glass you are left untouched. I walk above you, behind you, below you, but never with you. You walk all around me, with me unseen. My tears fall from between Heaven and Earth. Fall below swept away with the river, unseen and un-noticed. Do I care you ask? Ask the river it has caught my tears, tasted them and claimed them. Do I care? Ask the river, it holds what you could see but never saw. It carries what you could hear, but never heard. Andrea Slingsby Copyright ©2007 Andrea Michelle Slingsby
For The Men And Women Who Fight For Our Freedom
I have seen this before....but with the anniversary of 9/11 being last week it really seems appropiate................. This Lady Should Run For President Here is a real woman who should run for president! Written by a housewife from New Jersey and sounds like it! This is one ticked off lady. 'Are we fighting a war on terror or aren't we? Was it or was it not started by Islamic people who brought it to our shores on September 11, 2001? Were people from all over the world, mostly Americans, not brutally murdered that day, in downtown Manhattan , across the Potomac from our nation's capitol and in a field in Pennsylvania ? Did nearly three thousand men, women and children die a horrible, burning or crushing death that day, or didn't they? And I'm supposed to care that a copy of the Koran was 'desecrated' when an overworked American soldier kicked it or got it wet?...Well, I don't. I don't care at all. a.. I'll start caring when Osama bin Laden turns himself in
Prayers Needed
Hey all i need to take a minute of your time if i may. our dear friend ana the angel is in the hospital she just had surgery. she had that bullet removed from her hip. right now things arent looking good for our dear sweet friend. its a possibilty she might lose her right leg. so if you all could please pray for our sweet ana it would be greatly appreciated. please also keep her family in your prayers as well. they will need them as well because they will be helping take care of her as she recovers. so im asking please that you all prayer for her and her family. her husband is getting ready to deploy as well. so please keep them in your thoughts and prayers. and while shes recovering show her a lil love as well. thank you all very much.
General Blogness
Translates to "Seize the eternal night" or, more simply - "embrace death." The phrase came to me in one of my darker moments, before I knew that I knew the word for eternal in Latin. The people who are closest to me know the struggles with my dark place that have plagued me these past months. To embrace death can mean two things to me, depending on my frame of mind at the time...it can mean to fearlessly embrace the unknown, death being the most unknown thing to most of us...or, as originally, to welcome death itself. "Death is not a punishment" ~ Bastet "Say it for me, say it to me...I'll leave this life behind me. Say it if its worth saving me. " ~ Nickelback Most of what I can remember, has been a sense of reaching out...no clear images, just a vague impression of reaching out. Not reaching anything/anyone, though. *ss* running out of time... carpe noctem eternae...
Only In America
1. Only in America......can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance. 2. Only in America......are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink. 3. Only in America......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front. 4. Only in America......do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke. 5. Only in America......do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters. 6. Only in America......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage. 7. Only in America......do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place. 8. Only in America......do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight. 9. Only in America......do w
What I Feel
FYI!!! HER IS ME... SO DONT GET IT FCKD UP!!!! I LOVE U!!... I Wish it was that easy to tell that to the girl im crazy in love with. I've known her my entire life, shes my best and closest friend. but some how i find myself deeply fallen in love with her. I do just about everything, pick her up from work, talk 2her every night, chill with her etc, i act more like a girlfriend than just a friend. I cant let go of her because she is in my face every single day, we work at the same place and study the same course. Wish i could be reading this poem to you, oh yeah thats right i am CAUSE SHE IS I sorry I just couldn't help myself, I fell in love with you!! FROM MY EYES TO MY NOSE...FROM MY NOSE TO MY LIPS... FROM MY LIPS TO MY BREAST...FROM MY BREAST TO MY TO MY HIPS... FROM MY HIPS TO MY THIGHS... FROM THIGHS TO MY CALVES... FROM MY CALVES TO MY FEET... I AM A WOMAN PHENOMENALLY... PHENOMENAL WOMAN I AM
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~*Krissy*~ ~*Fu Bomber Family manager*~ ~*Hopelesly Devoted to Ms. AllCOX*~@ fubar ~*Krissy*~ ~*Fu Bomber Family manager*~ ~*Hopelesly Devoted to Ms. AllCOX*~ Will you take my hand in fu marriage? I don't have any money so I can't pay for your net to stay on! I don't have another computer to give you, if yours dyes, but I have all the 10's and comments possible to give you! And I promise to downrate anyone who downrates you! I will be the best fu wife ever! Will you have me? And if I had money, I would buy you this in real life, because someday I hope we can widow me!! So will you have me? *-Ms. AllCOX-*-Assistant Manager To My ReaLife LOVE ~*Krissy*~, Of the -*FU*- BOMBERS-*@ fubar
Parents Wish
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A Dream For All..~peace~
Last night I had the strangest dream, I never dreamed before. I dreamed the world had all agreed To put and end to war. I dreamt I saw a mighty room, The room was filled with men. And the papers they were signing said They'd never fight again. And when the papers were all signed, And a million copies made They all joined hands and bowed their heads, And grateful prayers were made. And the people in the streets below, They all danced round and round And guns and swords and uniforms Were scattered on the ground. Last night I had the strangest dream, I never dreamed before. I dreamed the world had all agreed To put an end to war.
Mirrors
Life is like a mirror you see The refection is here for you and me Only the wise can tell it’s true The rest of us believe to go on through Someone is watching from the other side When I think of that my eyes open wide Are you for sure it’s your reflection you see Or is it someone you wish that you could be The past and the present are here in the glass The vision you see is not what will pass No-one is happy with what they see But all will go on and say it’s just me Smile when you can and frown if you must But this is the only one you can trust Others will lie and say you look good If you’re ok then you see what you should Mirrors are here for us all to see The good and the bad that’s part of me Someone is watching from the other side So smile at yourself and so them your pride Thomas Vern Ellison Jr. 08/30/07
Ramblin
sucks been so long since we had a real winter here in sw michigan i was too young to remember cuase last good winters were back i nthe 70's and i was born in 78. so don't get enough snow locally to justify buying a snowmobile till i really got the extra money. get cold enough weather but not enough worth while snow for more than a week or so. and about all this weather is good for is cuddling which if ya read my profile i am single and right now don't have any women to spend much time with. schedules always seem to be a problem with some i meet. pretty much winter time when i don't have a g/f i relax mess around online or gaming on either the pc or the ps3. and when i got a g/f well watch alot of movies cuddled up together typically on my bed since my bedroom is where i spend most my time in the winter and got most my electronics. but at the same token as nice as it would be to have a woman to cuddle with not sure i wanna deal with that again most of what i seem to find are cheaters or
Memories!!!!
How things should still be! Close your eyes...And go back... ....Before the Internet or PC or the MAC...... ....Before semi-automatics and crack.... ....Before Playstation, SEGA, Super Nintendo, even before Atari... ....Before cell phones, CD's, DVD's, voicemail and e-mail.... ....way back.... ....way..... way.....way back..... I'm talkin' about: Hide and seek at dusk Red light, Green light Red Rover....Red Rover..... Playing kickball & dodge ball until the first... no.. .second.. .no...third streetlight came on Ring around the Rosie London Bridge Hot potato Hop Scotch Jump rope Duck....duck. ...GOOSE! !! YOU'RE IT!! Parents stood on the front porch and yelled (or whistled) for you to come home - no pagers or cell phones Mother May I? Hula Hoops Seeing shapes in the clouds Endless summer days and hot summer nights (no A/C) with the windows open The sound of crickets Running through the sprinkler Cere
Some Poetry
Would You Mind? Would you mind if the sun shines and helps you find The path to warm this old soul? Push aside the dark of night. Ending my emotional strife. And making my broken life whole. The splendor of your grace creates a smile upon my face As grand as that on the face of the moon. The flow of your motion as serene as the ocean And the gentle breezes of June. Would you mind holding my hand as together we stand As the symbol of true love and devotion? To show the whole world how happiness unfurled Creates the greatest display of emotion. A single moment of your touch against my skin causes such Excitement which must be contained. Soothing music I have heard as I listened to the words Of the love for me you proclaim. Would you mind becoming my wife to be cherished all my life? I’ll adorn you with trinkets of love. May I gaze into your eyes as large as clear northern skies Until together we visit Heaven above? DCB 06-20-02 I Am This perso
Why, Oh Why
The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four persons is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends -- if they're okay, then it's you.
Friends
My husband ist man who does his best to provide for his family, He works his a** off without taking vacations or sick days.He feels he is still not doing enough for us.He isg people telling him to get a life but he can't because he is always working for us. I can't work because i have a very bad back from a job i had.I would love to help out but can't.I people to know he is a very hard working wonderful man doing thst he can.So don't put him down for asking a simple question on a mumm.People who put him down or make fun of him with our pet are just idiots with no heart.I love you baby and want all to know it!! If you are on my friends list all i ask is you drop by and say hi once in a while then i know you just don't want points or ratings.I'm a person who does not like games and does not like people that put other people down for what they look like. If ya can't deal with that don't even bother with me.
Why, Oh Why Again
Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection? Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him? Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets? Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"? If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes? Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white? Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale? Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized? Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance? Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try?
In Memory
Don't grieve for me, for now I'm free; I'm following the path God laid for me. I took His hand when I heard Him call; I turned my back and left it all. I could not stay another day, To laugh, to love, to work or play. Tasks left undone must stay that way; I found that place at the close of day. If my parting has left a void, Then fill it with remembered joy. A friendship shared, a laugh, a kiss; Ah yes, these things, I too, will miss. Be not burdened with times of sorrow; I wish you the sunshine of tomorrow. My life's been full, I savored much; Good friends, good times, a loved one's touch. Perhaps my time seemed all too brief; Don't lengthen it now with undue grief. Lift up your heart and share with me; God wanted me now, He set me free.
Dedications To Special People
Meet my friend Mark Been my friend fpr a long time show him some love ty. Toker@ fubar Meet a dear friend of my his name is fubob and he could always use some love...And does return all love FuBob~1st To Claim The Name~@ fubar Lost contact with a good friend for a while back then who would have thought we would reaquiant on fubar..SMALL WORLD DONT YOU THING? Show him some love www.fubar.com/user1060633
400 To Level
1 STASH AND 9 PICTURES CAN YOU HELP Bigglute@ fubar
My Ramblings
Chorus We could walk barefoot through the warm wet sand Take a second look at what we had I been thinkin' a lot since I been here Past the neon lights and the L.A. Haze I'm a different man these days So come on out, The Coast is Clear So I have been home all weekend so far with my kids. My daughter has been kinda sick so I have been taking care of her. We've just been laying around watching movies and cartoons. Though I haven't gotten much accomplished around the house yet, I don't mind. I'll work on it this evening after the kids goto bed. Oddly, I am in a decent mood considering how things have gone for me lately. It probably has alot to do with just being with my kids. They keep me grounded and centered and seem to be able to make me feel better when life has been beating all the good out of me. I am a homebody mostly so this has been kinda nice. But its not all I am. The weather here has sucked for sometime now so I just stay in and stay warm. Besides, I ha
Just Some Thoughts
UpDated: Het guys I finally updated my blog, leaving the original just adding to it. Ok, I recieved alot of agreements with it, and like three sugestions, one was open communication, and i did already have it in there. So I will just elaberate on it. Communication is great, open communication is the key. If you can not talk to your partner about something then hoe can you love them. Lets just say this; you can have sex with then, look at them in their most valnerable, weak state, but not be able to talk to them. You can say the three most endoring presious world on earth to the, but can not tell them what is on your mind. Now ladies, this does not mean yell or talk down to them, i know men are hard headed, but it is possable to sit down and talk, most of the time. No not all men, but i think if done right and before it is too late, it can be done. Now, lets continue to add. This is the first and most important thing to say, although i knew it, i forgot to include it. I look back
Facts Of Life
Facts of Life by Vivienne Ledlie The father smiled to see his child Come running to his side. "Please tell me, Daddy, what is meant By that word 'sex'", she cried. He looked aghast at this sweet girl - She was but eight years old; Too young, he thought and innocent To break this childhood mould. She should be playing with her dolls Or other toys she had Instead of asking questions such As this one of her Dad. With openness and honesty An inborn family trait, This Dad explained the facts of life Quite candidly and straight. His discourse finished, thankfully, He kissed her on the cheek; No word she'd uttered all the while, But now began to speak: "I didn't think my question was A matter so complex, For Mum just said to tell you lunch Is ready in two secs."
Panties
Panties by Roger Woollery She wanted embroidered on pants and her bra a message that told him that he'd gone too far. A motif that told him "If you can read this, You're much too close, so give it a miss." "Certainly Modom," the saleslady said. "In what kind of script would you like it read? Copperplate? San Serif? Bold wouldn't fail." She thought for a moment and then she said… "Braille."
Just Need To Write
So I just needed to write and wonder...Wonder about life and the people that touch your life..I hate fake ppl and that seems to go around alot.I am a very versitile person and I love to have fun but I do not want ot be stereo typed by what society says is ok...I dont know I guess I am just wonder why it is the way it is....
Unfolding Rose
Unfolding Rose (to the special lady) As a rose unfolding Soft to the gentle breeze Bent to greater beauty So is my love for you. Hidden between the garden And the stairway to the porch It's beauty must be sought for Or it unfolds sad and alone. As a rose unfolding Offers gentle peace and rest As a rose unfolding So is my love for you.
Bad News
It was Monday the 17th, i was sitting down for dinner with my girlfriend, after a long day at work, I was tired but in a good mood. I was in the process of moving my girlfriend into my place, it took a year for me to decide that, being a single dad for most of my five eyar olds life has been hard so i dont let people in and out of her life, I thought that i was being careful. It took me two months to even bring my daughter around my girlfriend, fora period of time she thought that i was married and was hiding it from her, but i proved her wrong. Anyway on that monday as we sat to eat, she looked at me with a weird look on her face and she then smirked sheepishly and told me that she was pregnant. I was shocked, to be honest I knew that i used protection to avoid this, but i thought well maybe it leaked or what ever. THe thing is that, two days later, Im taking her to the doctor and we get into a conversation about things, when all of a sudden she started to cry.
Just A Question
The Way I Am
The Way I Am I wish people would take me as I am. To me personality is stronger than beauty. For most others they don't care about personality, they look for beauty. If I could decide for the world, everyone would be beautiful. If I could, people wouldn't need to worry about how they look. There would be fewer tears. I wish people would take me as I am, For human life is precious.
Halloween Tracks
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Real Easy To Say
If I had time to play a game it would be with you. if I had time to have fun it would be with you. If I had time to take a picture it would be of you. f I had time to love it would be you. If I wanted to see beauty if would be with you. If I had a smile it would be for you. So now that you know how I feel, come sit with me and lets me show you what I can mean to you. Written 9/24/2007 Madusa ->jjhooper21: what do girls really fall for this shit jjhooper21: u wanna find out ->jjhooper21: I do not know can you? jjhooper21: can i fuck lol! ->jjhooper21: can you what Her dad was a drunk Her mom was an addict Her parents kept her Locked in an attic Her only friend was a little toy bear It was old and worn out And had patches of hair She always talked to it When no one's around She lays there and hugs it Not a peep of sound Until her parents unlock the door Some more and more pain She'll have to endure A bruise on her leg
Torn's Blog
IS BAPTISM BY IMMERSION ESSENTIAL TO SALVATION? Arlie Reed It seems like every time there is a Bible study, sooner or later the issue of baptism comes up. There are always several different "opinions.” These discussions often cause someone to get mad which ends up in some kind of division within the Bible study group. (I hate when this happens.) This became such a problem for me that I tried to avoid discussing baptism because I saw the issue as divisive. No matter how hard I try to avoid argumentative discussions, it still keeps coming up. The Bible is God’s Word and although it is subject to interpretation, it is not a matter of opinion. The author, God, had one meaning when it was given to the writer. Therefore, we must try to understand just what God intended. This does become personal. Each individual has the responsibility to diligently try to understand the meaning of all scripture, and it must be understood in relation to other scriptures. Scripture cannot contradic
Life In General
Is She Less Beautiful?
Is she any less beautiful because of the scars?
Sorry
sORRY TO ALL MY FRIENDS IM SURE BYE NOW YOU BEEN GETTING MESSAGE FROM PPL ABOUT ME SAYING WHAT A PEACE OF SHIT I AM LIAR BLAH BLAH BLAH...I APOLOGIZE FOR IT THIS PERSON IS ACTUALY EITHER MY EX G/FS BOYFRIEND OR BROTHER OR FRIEND AND THERE ANGRY WITH ME FOR MOVING ON WITH MY LIFE. SORRY FRIENDS
Before You Request Friendship
The past few days I have had ALOT of issues here on fubar. One being people who can't understand that my views may be different than your own, BUT i'm NOT putting anyone down. What you do in your life is YOUR thing. First I would like to point out that, Although I(stressing the I factor) do not believe in mixing races, it ONLY applies to myself and my family. I have grown up with spanish people, My best friend is spanish. I have had MANY friends out side of my own race. Now, I DO NOT care if you aren't "white" nor do i care that your spouse or your children aren't white either. What I DO have a problem with, is the amount of people who call ME a racist and bigot because I WON'T mix races. I am TIRED of the “stupid cunt" comments, the “White trash" comments, etc. I believe everyone is EQUAL. That in turn means: 1) NO special treatment due to your color. NO MATTER WHAT! 2) NO getting off from crimes due to skin color( or pulling a race card) 3) NO special funding becau
1900 To Level A Leveler
STILL NEED A LIL HELP ON THIS LEVEL UP. THANK YOU EVERYONE FOR HELPING. HE DOESNT HAVE MUCH TOO RATE SO IF YOU WILL STOP BY AND SHOW SOME LOVE KG@ fubar
To Put It Simply, I Want You!
To Put It Simply, I Want You! I want to be your companion and walk hand in hand, your strength enveloping mine. Autumn leaves falling, scuffing feet and laughter, sharing nights, not finished by the dark. I want to be your confidant as you pen your deepest thoughts, as your heartaches bleed and finally break free. Your dreams, I keep as if my own. I want to smile as you smile and giggle with you at nothing at all. I want to be your lover and find the passions that move you to action. I want to be the softness that induces you to trust. I want to be the naughty that makes you come back for more. I want to please you. I want to share your breakfast and your dinner, I want you in the shower and in your bed and with soft steps to bring you coffee (I take mine black) Your strong arms, the legs that power your thrust, your lips of pleasure, these are the fuel of my desire no it is no secret, my love, and to put it very simply, I want you.
Ready For Love
Ready For Love Take my hand and lead the way; tell me all you want to say. Whisper softly in my ear, all those things I want to hear. Kiss my lips and touch my skin; bring out passions deep within. Pull me close and hold me near; take away my pain and fear. In the darkness of the night, be my beacon, shine your light. In the brightness of the sun, show me that you are the one. Give me wings so I can fly; for I can soar when you're nearby. Enter my heart, break down the wall, it's time for me to watch it fall. I've been a prisoner, can't you see? Break my chains and set me free. Strip me of my armor tight; you'll find I won't put up a fight. Release my soul held deep within . . . I'm ready now, let love begin.
A Gift To You
A Gift I don't have much to give you in the way of material things. But then, I have never been a material person . . . so it wouldn't matter much anyway. I do have something to give you, though . . . and I hope you accept this gift with joy. I have chosen not to wrap it . . . I want it to be presented to you as pristine as can be. And anyway, decorations or wrappings would certainly ruin the effect. And so it is . . . that I stand before you . . . unclothed, but surprisingly, unashamed of my nakedness. You have already captured a piece of my heart, and you have captivated my soul. The only thing left for me to present to you is my very being . . . and I do that willingly, happily, and most of all . . . lovingly. Standing before you . . . watching your every movement . . . seeing the desire in your eyes for the very first time. I don't believe in all of my life, I have ever witnessed a moment as beautiful as this. Neither one of us can speak . . . and we a
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Hey Ya'all "NEW DJ IN DA HOUSE!!!" ~!~ DJ Midnight Rider ~!~ ~Owner Of House Of Dreams~ This lounge is open to everyone. You do not have to be in the military to be part of our family. If you are a spouse, gf/bf , parent, brother, sister, son, daughter or friend of someone who is or was in the service come in and chat. It doesn’t matter what branch or when served. We will welcome you with open arms. This lounge is open to everyone. You do not have to be in the military to be part of our family. If you are a spouse, gf/bf , parent, brother, sister, son, daughter or friend of someone who is or was in the service come in and chat. It doesn’t matter what branch or when served. We will welcome you with open arms. This lounge is open to everyone. You do not have to be in the military to be part of our family. If you are a spouse, gf/bf , parent, brother, sister, son, daughter or friend of someone who is or was in the service come in and
I Want More
I Want More! I see myself holding you close to me, Squeezing your body tight. But for all I see as I daydream- I know I'll get tenfold tonight. Running my palms across your chest, As you tremble and bite your lip. Feeling your hands upon my breast, The softness of each fingertip. Tasting your neck so sweet, so soft, And slowly lowering my kiss. Over pert nipples, across your navel, And finally into pure bliss. Looking upon your face from below- As you tilt back your head. Feeling your fountain begin to flow- As you ease back on the bed. Your "innocent little devil" look- Crying insatiably with the sensation. My tongue lapping up every drip- From the depth of our creation. The way you pull me up by the hair- To the heat of your mouth, on fire. No other thoughts, no other cares, Just the quenching of mad desire. Riding the tide of passion, Riding my love for you. On the waves of your emotion- In slow motion, so sweet and true. Pulse pounding
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>The Most Functional English Word>HOPE THIS MAKES YOU SMILE>>THE MOST >FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD>>Well, it's shit ... that's right, shit!>Shit may >just be the most functional word in the English language.>>Consider:>You >can get shit-faced, Be shit-out-of-luck, Or have shit for brains.>>With a >little effort, you can get your shit together, find a place for your >shit, >or be asked to shit or get off the pot.>>You can smoke shit, buy shit, sell >shit, lose shit, find shit, forget>shit, and tell others to eat shit.>>Some >people know their shit, while others can't tell the difference between > >shit and shineola.>>There are lucky shits, dumb shits, and crazy shits. >?There is bull shit, >horse shit, and chicken shit.>>You can throw shit, >sling shit, catch shit, shoot the shit, or duck when >the shit hits the >fan.>> You can give a shit or serve shit on a shingle.>>You can find >yourself in deep shit or be happier than a pig in shit.>>Some days
I'm Drifting
Drifting I sometimes find I'm drifting Through this life without effect; I often wonder if I'm truly Worth what I've been blessed. I search through days that have been hard, To try to understand, The many trials that I have known, The life that I have had. You see me in my daily grind, So confident and strong; Yet when I am alone, I question Just where I belong. I often try too hard I find, To analyze and guess, To scrutinize, investigate My life I will confess. For somewhere deeper, there must be Some meaning to this life, Some way to make a difference, Give a reason for this strife. Is there some hidden meaning? Some agenda to be found? A greater purpose waiting If I care to hang around? It teases and it taunts me, Always slightly out of sight; A hazy vision out of reach, Where darkness hides the light. I struggle to bring clarity To what awaits me there, And yet this weak illusion Always fades before my stare. It seems the harder t
Myself And Another
About me: Hi my new friend! My name is John. I hope my letter will find you in good mood. I have decided to write to you and maybe you will answer. I don't know how importantly to write here about myself the main things because hardly someone will seriously estimate the person on a basis of several words, because much of emotions and features is hidden inside each person, and it would be wrong to judge the person after several words. But it is much more important to be sincere from the very beginning, therefore I will simply tell about me those things which are obvious even to me. In a life I appreciate many things which for many people became non-significant unfortunately. Things like sincerity, honesty, faithfulness, fidelity are important for me. I want to believe that I have strong character, even though often I feel helplessness and need support. I like to feel like the Man in full sense of this word, I like to feel tenderness and attention. I appreciate true friendship, and my f
Words
Words I searched among the card displays, To see if I could find, A little something that would say Just what was on my mind. However there was not a one, That captured it just right, For no one else can understand Just what I'd like to write. I even find it difficult To try to write it down, For how do I portray to you, The love that I have known? I close my eyes and what I see, Is someone I adore; A person who is beautiful, Right down into their soul. Mere words cannot describe The many qualities you show, The love and caring nature that You share with those who know. Your kind and gentle temperament, Your sweet angelic smile, Your softly spoken sentiments, That reach across the miles. Your smile and laugh that sparkle with The softness of your sighs, The way your face lights up a room ... That twinkle in your eye. The loving gestures through the years, That quickly come to mind, For always you've a gentle word To calm and soothe I fin
Stress
I try not to stress to much,but life has its way to showing up and kicking my ass.I thought after some one gets a devorse there life gets easier.Even if you get into a simple relationship.Life gives you a suprize.Stress!Im starting to to beleive being single is the only way out of dealing with the stress of a relationship,even marrige.My relationship with my girl friend is starting to kill me.I feel like Im married to my exwife again.My stress level is so damb hi that my head is going to pop.I need to Make up my mind and figure if this stress is worth it.
Please Help My Friend Level....
Please help Mark Murderous to level up...he's only needs approx. 26,000 more points to go...he's an awesome guy. If you fan/rate/add him he will return the love. Thanks everyone! ¢¾Mark_Murderous¢¾@ fubar
Shit 2 Remember
1. Faith is the ability to not panic. 2. If you worry, you didn't pray. If you prayed, don't worry. 3. As a child of God, prayer is kinda like calling home every day. 4. Blessed are the flexible, for they shall not be bent out of shape. 5. When we get tangled up in our problems, be still. God wants us to be still so He can untangle the knot. 6. Do the math. Count your blessings. 7 God wants spiritual fruit, not religious nuts. 8. Dear God: I have a problem. It's me. 9. Silence is often misinterpreted, but never misquoted. 10. Laugh every day -- it's like inner jogging. 11. The most important things in your home are the people. 12. Growing old is inevitable, growing up is optional. 13. There is no key to happiness. The door is always open. Come on in. 14. A grudge is a heavy thing to carry. 15. He who dies with the most toys is still dead. 16. We do not remember days, but moments. Life moves too fast, so enjoy your precious moments.
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PHENOMENON OF A FEMALES EJACULATION When it comes to turning a woman on, there’s wet, and then there’s wet. You can learn how to unleash a tidal wave of orgasmic juices in your bed. Read on to find out more about the phenomenon of female ejaculation. How It Works Females ejaculate? Yes, they do. We’re talking about a gusher of fluid spurting out of her pussy as she comes. Actually, to be more accurate, the fluid comes squirting out of her urethra. Don’t let this gross you out, though; its not pee! Female cum is a clear, odorless liquid produced by a small organ called the female prostate, or urethral sponge, which is located between the urethra and vagina. The fluid it produces just happens to come out of the pee hole, but...so does guys semen, right? While some women may experience ejaculation naturally in the course of intercourse or other sex play, most require some concentrated stimulation of the G-spot. Massaging the G-spot causes the urethral sponge to become engorge
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Just Venting...
Well daggone...I have a glass of wine and 6 Buttery Nipples...ummm....that's a shot for those of you who just dropped your jaw thinking I was more than a freak of nature. :P But the point of this blog is I just posted some new pics and before I could go through and remark all of my photos and album, I had a private message pop up that said it was from shop@fubar.com..wonder who that could be????? 8-P To whomever, whether friend or not, marked my photo NSFW for me...why thank you for looking out for me and the rest of the ADULTS on this site but I was well aware that my "boob" pic or buttery nipples, whatever you would like to call them at this point (maybe I should have just one more shot...lmao) were NSFW and was well on my way but the SECOND I hit send, I had that message. Kind of made me feel as low as I've been all night. Was only trying to feel better by doing something different...haven't been naughty in a while but felt the need. It's over. Thank you for your attention! xo
Opinions Please
If you haven't already, please go check my pics. Question: Do I look better with blonde or black hair? Please message, comment, or say something in the SB and let me know!! Love ya!!
Join The Nightwalker Family
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Urban Legends & Ghost Stories
A girl went back to her dorm room late one night to retrieve her books before heading over to her boyfriend's dorm to spend the night. She entered the room but knowing her roommate would be sleeping, she didn't turn on the light. She stumbled around the room in the dark for several minutes gathering what she would need before finally leaving. The next afternoon, she came back to her room to find it surrounded by police. When asked if she lived there, she replied that she did. The police took her into the room where she discovered the mutilated body of her roommate and, written on the wall in blood, the words "Aren't you glad you didn't turn on the light?" Berlin, 1945. The destruction from WWII has been terrible and famine is rampant in the city. A pretty, young female is approached by a blind man holding a cane, whoasks if she would mind delivering a letter for him. Happy to do the poor fellow a good turn, she takes the letter and starts off but happens to turn around, only to see th
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Life Kicks You In The Ass...so Kick It In The Balls And Then Knee It In The Face!
i'm so freakin tired right now. for those who don't know or don't know me, i'm pregnant. very pregnant ( try almost 9 months pregnant. and i'm on bedrest, which sucks balls. and it's a little hard to be on bedrest when you have two kids ( my angel are 2 1/2 and 4). i'm always chasing them and on top of that, my daughter( the eldest of the two) is in speech therapy so that takes a big chunk of my time. thanks to a very special man in my life, i'm not having to go at this alone, though its not the man you're all thinking of. sadly, the father of my children is an asshole from hell and isn't there for them. i don't even think he cares, which is fine b/c i feel like my head's gonna explode everytime i have to hear him speak and tell me bullshit lies about how he's got more important things to do besides pay his childsupport and visit his kids. and the saddest part of all is, it's mostly his fault that my poor little girl even has to go to speech therapy. she took mine and his divorce ha
Laughcrykill
so, im in a contest!, and i need a butt load of comments to win! anyone want to help out!? ill fan rate whatever in return! thanks! copy n paste linky http://www.fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=1146372&albumid=618013&i=390639874# to october 8th -sighs- that will make 3 years to the day that my very very very very close friend Dan passed away. he was a little more then a friend, but it never went anywhere. i cant belive its been 3 years, i still cant believe it happened. i keep thinkin that i will wake up one day, and ill get online, and there he will be...bitching at someone in a chatroom but im not getting into any sappy, emo, depressed moments about this now, i still have a week or two before it starts to kick in that the time of year is actually here.. but i wrote this almost 3 years ago after he died.. I'd go back If I was given a wish, Just one, Only one wish. Which I could wish anything, Anything in the whole world. I'd wish to go
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Super Happy Fun Time
That nobody feels the urge to tell the truth any more, and when they're caught in a lie there's always a good reason or an excuse? That nobody thinks before opening their mouth anymore? That the word "love" is becoming an expression like "hello" or "goodbye" or "have a nice day" instead of having a true meaning all of its own? That everybody claims that the happiness and well being of their family and friends are what's most important to them when the truth is that their true number one is them-self? That wanting someone to live the life they know they deserve instead of taking the fast way out is wrong? That I'll lose sleep over something as silly as this blog post, not expecting anything in return? Why is that? I want to make this blog post and see if anybody rates a NSFW pic of mine because of this blog LOL If they do--I'll feel like I have true power... And that's awesome--and funny *gigglez* So imagine an automatic sliding door...and like most places there's
Great North Run 2007
The 2007 BUPA Great North Run will take place on Sunday 30th September. The world's biggest half marathon, the BUPA Great North Run, celebrated its 26th anniversary in 2006 and is a point-to-point course that starts in Newcastle and finishes in South Shields. Celebrities from the worlds of sport, television and film will be lining up alongside thousands of other runners as they take on the challenge of running this year's Great North Run. After firing the starter's pistol in 2006, England manager Steve McClaren signed up to do the Great North Run in 2007. He said the sight of thousands of people streaming past him when he started the race last year was awesome and he was looking forward to having a go himself. There are also plenty of faces from television including Countdown presenter Carol Vorderman, Emmerdale stars including Jeff Hordley, Tony Audenshaw, Nicola Wheeler and Chris Chitell, Green Wing star Steve Mangan, Dean Lennox Kelly, from Shameless, and presenter
Show Some Love
Im unsure how this works, so bare with me guys... but please show some love and have my good friend in your prayers. http://fubar.com/kerrytogs This is one very genuine lady, who has hit some very painfull times .. lets get her page filled with love, for her return. Cal
I Just Got Hit By A Hater.
I haven't done a blog before. I hope I'm doing this right. I just got hit by a hater. This guy rated my foto a 3. You should see HIS foto! He has a lot of nerve. See for yourself (unless you don't want him to notice you and give YOU a low rating also): http://www.fubar.com/user/1027069 (You can now see his foto which I ripped into my foto folder called "Rated me very low".) I visited this guy's profile and foto and found several comments from others that he hated on. This guy isn't just hating on guys either. Several comments about low rates come from women as well. One woman who he rated low STILL gave him a 10 because she doesn't believe in giving low ratings!!! Amazing!!! What is the best way to deal with a hater on fubar? (Above was originally posted 2007 Sep 22.) (Updating on 2007 Nov 17.) That guys profile seems to be dormant. I'm guessing it may have been a fake profile. It turns out that the same number of pointz are awarded regardless of what t
The Simpsons
Swing low, sweet chariot Comin' for to carry me home Swing low, sweet chariot Comin' for to carry me home I looked over Jordan and what did I see Comin' for to carry me home A band of angels comin' after me Comin' for to carry me home Swing low, sweet chariot Comin' for to carry me home Homer: Are you saying you're never going to eat any animal again? What about bacon? Lisa: No. Homer: Ham? Lisa: No. Homer: Pork chops? Lisa: Dad, those all come from the same animal. Homer: Heh heh heh. Ooh, yeah, right, Lisa. A wonderful, magical animal. Homer: Son, a woman is like a beer. They smell good, they look good, you'd step over your own mother just to get one! But you can't stop at one. You wanna drink another woman!
**kisses**
My friend, clowny, is in a contest for a 1 month VIP, 1 blast, and 1 ticker and needs help. He is a great friend. Please go give him a helping hand because I'm positive that he would do the same for you. I've provided Stephie's Rules for her Last Man/Woman Standing contest and clowny's pic link below. Rules... * everyone bombing has to be a friend * entry pics must be Safe for Work * must have at least 15 entrants * no late entries accepted * going to take entries for one week * contest will run one day per entrant (15 entrants, will run 15 days) * comments worth one point but rates with 10 points * every day the person in last place will be eliminated. Just click the pic! To all my friends and family(and stalkers), I love you all.....**kisses*(they're evil ones at that), ~EvilSteph &trade~
The Secret
More Comments @ GiveMeLip.com like attracts like, positive attracts positive... integrity minded people.. attract integrity minded people.... thats what im here for... sending out all the best of energy to all those who recognise it ;)
Spartans!
To all my friends old and new i would like to apologize....my computer has been in the shop and i havent been able to respond or give love back except through my cell phone, which sux, But i have missed u all and i love u!!!!!!!!!!!!
Child Abuse
Daddy It Hurts! This Is a true story and If you don't pass this on you don't have a soul!!! My name is Chris I am three, My eyes are swollen I cannot see, I must be stupid I must be bad, What else could have made My daddy so mad? I wish I were better I wish I weren't ugly, Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me. I cant do a wrong I cant speak at all Or else im locked up All day long. When im awake im all alone The house is dark My folks arent home When my mommy does come home I'll try and be nice, So maybe ill just get One whipping tonight. I just heard a car My daddy is back From Chariles bar I hear him curse My name is called I press myself Against the wall I try to hide From his evil eyes Im so afraid now I'm starting to cry He fin
Miss U
Miss u by Bunny (for Dave) I miss your warm embrace I miss your touch I miss your kiss I miss making love with you.
U Know Who U R !!!!
Love Means
Love Means by Bunny Love means trusting yourself with someone who has seen you at your worst and loves you anyway. It means teasing each other and laughing at inside jokes nobody but only the two of you understands. It means feeling safe enough to talk about anything and having patience to work out disagreements. It means counting on someone who sympathisizes when you had a bad day, worries about you when you're gone and always welcomes you with open arms no matter what.
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To All The Wonderful People I Met Here
I'm deleting my account. Ive met quit a few really nice people here and i will still have my messanger, but I am a married women and being here is starting to cause problems in my marrage. I am sorry but I have to take care of my real life before the net. so to all have a great life and to those who i hold dear you will see me around.
Moving
Hey everyone I would like to let yall know that Ill be moving really soon...like Thursday...and I wont be on very much at all...I dont have a computer but my husband is telling me he will get me one as soon as possible but I can get on when he is at home since he has a laptop...Im going to miss everyone...and hopefully I will be missed too lol....Ill miss my good friends off here and you all know who you are...thanks you for all the help and support that I got from you all...your all loved...and I will miss all of you...keep fubar real while im gone and make sure u put the haters in thier place. Horny and Monkey I hope yall have a wonderful time together... Dave...keep it real babe and dont change b4 i get back... Missy...I will never forget about you...and you better come and see me im just moving to the other side of the river... Tank...its been real...hope everything works out for you...call me sometime....ill give u my number... Terri...when i get up there we nee
Simple Things
Thanks to my special friend for reminding me about the SIMPLE THINGS.... You can hear this song on my home page, but here are the words.... "Simple Things" [Verse 1:] How Do You Explain This Funny Feeling Deep Inside Makes Me Smile When I'm Lonely - Comforts Me When I'm Sad (How Do You) Explain This Sweet Sweet Smile On My Face That Just Keeps (Getting Better) With Each Passing Day For So (Long) I Didn't (Know) I Was Searching In All The Wrong Places [Chorus:] (Thinking If I) Spent More Money Than I Could (If I) Worked Harder Than I Should Always Having Friends To Feel Good (I'd Be Happier) Loosing My Breath In The Hustle Just Stressin' Over Nuthin' Forgetting The Real Joys That Lie - In The Simple Things [Verse 2:] How Do You Explain When There?S More Month @ The End (Of The Money) Your Situations Tells (You To Worry) But You See The Flowers In Bloom (How Do You) Explain The Soft Caress On Your Face That Tells You It?Ll Get Better With Eac
Hey All! Where, What And Why!
Hey guys/gals/anyone in between :p Just realized it's been a short while since i posted about ... well... what i post lol... Updates are done usually twice a day at this point and can be found in my news stash... they're also done whenever i upload a set of pics because the multi upload doesn't show up in the bar tab... basically, if you don't wanna go through everything but it's been a couple days since you've been here, just check my news stash and you'll see what you've missed ;) Some things are still locked... yes yes i know... these are FAMILY only... they're locked because i said so... and no, dont bother asking me to be in my family or to unlock them. if you like poetry at all, or erotic writing... SFW poetry is all posted in my Dunno stash... NSFW erotic writing is posted in my Ramblings blog. If you can't see NSFW pictures in my albums... go to "edit my profile" scroll to the bottom and on the right hand side you'll see an option to see NSFW content and certif
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If you want to see my revealing videos and photos, I've uploaded a ton of videos to my FREE profile. Go Here ( www.Sexxtalk.Com ) For My Nude Videos And Photos. Sign up for FREE, then look up my handle Mistress-ST. Let me know once you sign up and I will send you the password to see my nasty videos.
This One Is Crappy In My Opinion
Love never sees eye to eye, there is no such thing as perfect love, true love hurts and all your do is cry, sometimes you feel you have had enough. When you love someone or something, you have to let it go eventually, without cause so it may seem, love is measured in the hottest degree. When I look at love it seems so cleche, same thing in each relationship, just in a completely different way, someone will say the wrong thing and the other will flip. Some say they can never love again, they say their heart has been broke, usually its the women, they hate it when true love is spoke. Look at love from every direction, dont try to be someone else, know when to show affection, and most of all be yourself.
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Never frown because you never know who might be falling in love with your smile. Have you ever wondered which hurts the most: saying something and wishing you had not, or saying nothing, and wishing you had? If I could be any part of you, I’d be your tears. To be conceived in your heart, born in your eyes, live on your cheeks, and die on your lips.
My New Toy!!
Well after much thought, I desided it's me time. I just got me a new Toyota FJ Cruiser, VOODOO BLUE. This toy rocks, Check it out now because before long he will under go a massive change. It's a Toyota thang!!
Chilling
Only great minds can read this This is weird, but interesting! fi yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too Cna yuo raed tihs? Olny 55 plepoe out of 100 can. i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! The Secret behind the number 11 Pretty Chilling - read to the bottom. Try it out. If you are a sceptical person - still read on as it's actually very interesting!! This is actually really freaky!! (Mainly the end part, but read it all first) 1) New York City has 11 letters 2) Afghanistan
Levelling
Yes I am very aware that I can level up from 10 to 11 and very soon to 12. I also know that I need to submit a salute in order to do this. But I'm just here to hang out and virtually socialize in between taking study breaks. I'll probably send in a photo eventually when the opportunity arises.
Roberts Contest
Today
ok here we go again...If you read a profile I clearly state that I will NOT do the Yahoo thing. If I say no I am sorry but is that really a reason to call me names? Geez...get over it already....sorry guys..just letting the ones that think its ok to try and harrass me into doing something I don't want to, know that they can't!..LOL Hugs and Kisses Like always...MUAH Well...I tried to call for a tee time and the dang course is having a tournament...why on a Saturday is beyond me, but what can you do? So...looks like I am here for the day..LMAO So show me some luv and and lets have a Sexy Fubar Saturday! Hugs and kisses
Rants
Why is it that people come to my page, when they obviously want nothing to do with me? i am a fucked-up insane little unhappy critter with masochistic tendencies. i am by no means good for anyone. also, if you have told me to fuck off-repeatedly-in the past, why do you continue to stalk my page? either speak or stay away, but don't let me just see that you've been here. it's irritating, unnerving, and makes me wanna road trip with Mr. Sharp-my friendly little double-bladed knife. don't fucking stalk me. all it does is annoy me. go away or speak. and by speak i mean apologize for being a prick and telling me to fuck off in the first place. among other things. if you see yourself in this, you know who you are. what the fuck!??!?!?!?!?!!? i know i have seen salutes done by people with just their damned computer screen! why the fuck can't i do the same fucking thing????? oh hells no. i have to write out mine. what the hell? salutes are fucking stupid to begin with.
To My Friends/fans
wondering why my girl Krista is wanting to share our time with another woman.She says she likes to eat pussy....but I think its something else.I think she thinks she is not giving me enough sexually and she must think that if there was another woman I would be satisfied......I enjoyed the time we had last night and I was very satisfied.She got all her holes filled and this mornin my balls are hangin to my knees.She does me just fine........but if she wants something more.......another woman.......she can have that.I wouldnt mind watchin My girl is looking for a female lover in the Portland area..........go check her out....she's here at fubar aka sexy kita.I like the idea...she said she would share if things worked out that way.
Would You...
EMAIL Responses, please! 1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Favorite position (s)? 4. Do you think I'm hot? 5. Would you have sex with me? 6. lights on or off? 7. Would you have to be drunk? 8. Would you take a shower with me? 9. Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 10. Would you leave after or stay the night? 11. Do you like cuddling afterwards? 12. Condom or skin? 13. Do you give Oral pleasures? 14. Do you like to receive Oral Pleasures? 15. Have sex on the first date? 16. Would you kiss me during sex? 17. Do you think I would be good in bed? 18. Threesome? 20. How many times would you like to cum? 21. Would you use me as a booty call? 21. Can I use you as a booty call? 22. Do you like foreplay? 23. What is foreplay to you? 24. Can we take pictures of the act? 25. Do you like anal pleasures? 26. Will you post this so I can fill it out for you?
New Neighbors
My new neighbors are moving in today. They look kind of scary. I wonder how long it will take my kids to run them off? lol!
Philosphical Thoughts
Having a dream is what keeps you alive. Overcoming the challenges make life worth living.-- Mary Tyler Moore Everything that irritates us about others can lead us to an understanding of ourselves.-- Carl Jung I’m not going to die because I failed as someone else. I’m going to succeed as myself. -- Margaret Cho The important work of moving the world forward does not wait to be done by perfect men. -- George Eliot Okay. I'm going to try a new blog. I really do believe I missed my calling as a philosopher or humanitarian. Either that or I was too lazy. :) Anyways, I'm going to try and post some quotes and thoughts in this blog. I will also leave it open for all to see. Post your thoughts, if you like. I just hope that maybe seeing this will brighten someones day. Learn from your mistakes and have no regrets. - Me (That is my motto) Recently found this one and ♥s it. :) You've got to make a conscious choice every day to shed the old - whatever 'the
How Death Bbg Special Forces Lounge Got Statred
THEIR ARE PROMBLEMS WITH TYPING AND SO ON IN THE LOUNGE , PLEASE BARE WITH US , WOULD LOVE ALL TO JOIN TO SHOW LOVE FOR OUR TROOPS HUGS AND LOVE CHERIE AKA WITCHESBREW This lounge is open to everyone. You do not have to be in the military to be part of our family. If you are a spouse, gf/bf , parent, brother, sister, son, daughter or friend of someone who is or was in the service come in and chat. It doesn’t matter what branch or when served. We will welcome you with open arms. WE SEEM TO BE HAVEING SOME ISSUES WITH THE LOUNGE .. THIS IS A FUBAR THING .. AND THEY ARE WORKING ON IT .. PLEASE BE PATIENT WITH US WE ARE TRYING .. THANK YOU (repost of original by 'Tennessee Cat ~3 C'S~' on '2007-10-02 08:33:06') My Son Kurt Aka Oak . Got To know a member here , back in june , whom is in oops Special forces . My Son was asked to do a Special Task ,To read a blog the member wrote , and to do a bulliten which kurt did . With The Understanding i mig
Reason, Season, Or Lifetime?
People always come into you life for a reason, a season and a lifetime. When you figure out which it is, you know exactly what to do. When someone is in your life for a REASON, it is usually to meet a need you have expressed outwardly or inwardly. They have come to assist you through a difficulty, or to provide you with guidance and support, to aid you physically, emotionally, or even spiritually. They may seem like a Godsend to you, and they are. They are there for a reason, you need them to be. Then, without any wrong doing on your part or at an inconvenient time, this person will say or do something to bring the relationship to an end. Sometimes they die, Sometimes they just walk away. Sometimes they act up or out and force you to take a stand. What we must realize is that our need has been met, our desire fulfilled; their work is done. The prayer you sent up has been answered and it is now time to move on. When people come into your life for a SEASON, it is because
Hell Train!
Hell train's LP Route 666 is a monster rocker album!....You like heavy,you like loud,you like rockin out in general then these dudes are for you!.....I'm givin em 10 outta 10,just plain awsome!
October Poems~
October Poems... OCTOBERLo, sweetened with the summer light,The full juiced apple, waxing over-mellowDrops in a silent autumn night.MERRY AUTUMN DAYS‘Tis pleasant on a fine spring mornTo see the buds expand,.‘Tis pleasant in the summer timeTo see the fruitful land;‘Tis pleasant on a winter’s nightTo sit around the blaze,But what are joys like these, my boys,To merry autumn days!We hail the merry Autumn days,When leaves are turning red;Because they’re far more beautifulThan anyone has said,We hail the merry harvest time,The gayest of the year;The time of rich and bounteous crops,Rejoicing and good cheer.AUTUMNI love the fitful gust that shakesThe casement all the day,And from the glossy elm-tree takesThe faded leaves away,Twirling them by the window paneWith thousand others down the lane.I love to see the cottage smokeCurl upward through the trees,The pigeons nestled round the coteNovember days like these;The cock upon the woodland crowing,The mill sails on the heath a-going.AN AUTUMN
New Poems As Of The /22
god what a feeling trembling as you look me in the eye 'lock the door' it's a command god please i want this so badly touch me, more oh god please i'm going crazy insanity making me delirious feeling your tongue, oh yes your hot tongue ignoring my thoughts pressing closer, harder, no more words now but i feel you pulling, you wanting hesitant but direct please i want this i need this waiting has never paid off so damn well oh god! thoughts of you feel my mind, I think of you all the time. There's a thought of you in every rhyme, I thought of you in every line. All this thinking of you leaves me confused, so many thoughts of you, sometimes I feel used. I thought we would be together, till death do us part. You said we we're soul mates, nothing could tear us apart. I can't believe your gone, then again you weren't here from the start. I will always remember the love we've shared. I thought of you in every line, there's a thought of you in every rhyme.
Lyrics And Thoughts
Huh! I'm outa luck, outa love Gotta photograph, picture of Passion killer, you're too much You're the only one I wanna touch I see your face every time I dream On every page, every magazine So wild so free so far from me You're all I want, my fantasy Oh, look what you've done to this rock 'n' roll clown Oh Oh, look what you've done Photograph - I don't want your Photograph - I don't need your Photograph - All I've got is a photograph But it's not enough I'd be your lover, if you were there Put your hurt on me, if you dare Such a woman, you got style You make every man feel like a child You got some kinda hold on me You're all wrapped up in mystery So wild so free so far from me You're all I want, my fantasy Oh, Look what you've done to this rock'n'roll clown Oh Oh, Look what you've done You've gone straight to my head I will never bother you I will never promise to I will never follow you I will never bother you Neve
Hey My Friends Got A ?
OK SO IM GETTING BORED WITH MY PICS I LIKE TO ADD NEW ONES AS OFTEN AS I CAN TO SEE HOW I CHANGE BUT IM BORED WITH THE SAME TYPES OF PICS POSES AND CLOTHS ECT SO IF ANYONE HAS ANY IDEA OR REQUESTS PLEASE LET ME KNOW IM TRYING TO GET AS MANY PICS UP IN THE NEXT 2 DAYS AS POSSIBLE SO THE SOONER THE BETER PLEASE LEAVE ME COMMENTS WHAT YOU THINK MUAH LOVE ALL OF YOU
Who...what...why...when?
Well...here I am...back in Bama once again. I knew that I was planning on coming back here this weekend to visit my children but was definitely planning on making my trip back to GA on Sunday afternoon. All of that changed Wednesday night... It started out as a wonderful day...just like all the rest that I'd had since being there. Gary came home for lunch...we talked for quite a while as we always did at lunch...carried Duke outside to play before he left going back to work. He left and I got Duke and went out in the garage to tidy up things a bit. He and his friends had been trying to teach me how to play darts so I figured that I'd practice during the course of the afternoon and that we would probably play that night. So...I practiced all afternoon. My shoulder was aching by the time he got in but I felt that I was ready to play. Robert & Joy came over and the night started. We had a really great time too. I was holding my own, I'm proud to say! I finally went in around 10 t
Show Some Love!
Ok, so as you might have noticed, I haven't been around here lately. I haven't had steady internet connection, but I am working on fixing that. In the mean time, please be patient and I will show the love when I am back 100% Hugs & Kisses!!! please come and help me out Ok, so I am in a contest and I want to win 1st place which is a 3mo VIP. I will share all the love I recieve with those who help me out. Just take a few minutes and bomb me please. XOXOXO
Nothings The Same
Nothing's The Same Lost again and all alone Lost again for I should have known So many storms, so many times I've died Another goodbye Crash and burn, refuse to learn Your only friend inside the scars that never mend This trip inside the dark The neverending rain Kill the past, nothings the same All the faces that I once knew now are all gone Days turn into years, rolling on So many storms, so many times I've died Another goodbye Crash and burn, refuse to learn Your only friend inside the scars that never mend This trip inside the dark The neverending rain Kill the past, nothings the same Crash and burn, refuse to learn Your only friend inside the scars that never mend This trip inside the dark The neverending rain Kill the past, nothings the same
Hot
here i worte this i hope it gets your blood folwing As soon as u walk in the door, I begin to kiss you. Then I lead you upstairs to my room kissing you and rubbing your dick the whole way. Today is your day! We get to my room and I push you on the bed. I quickly take off my shirt and reveal my hot pink bra, then I get on top of you and I begin to kiss you aggressively. My tongue's in your mouth playing with yours. You try to be in control but your not and you like it that way. I start to kiss your neck as my hands undo your pants and I get to touch your dick making it even harder. My touch on your neck feels great but not as wonderful as the feeling of my hand all over your dick. However, my hand leaves as it pulls up your shirt and I kiss every inch of your adorable tummy multiple times getting lower and lower as I go. You do not know where the next kiss will be and it keeps you guessing and feels amazing. I stop for a while to kiss you just along the tan line area. I no you want
Please Help[ Her
MY FRIEND IS IN A CONTEST AND IS IN 2ND PLACE TRYIN FOR 1ST ..PLASE HELP HER ILL BUY DRINKS FOR ALL WHO DO SHE IS SOMEWHAT NEW AND NEEDS A GOOD FUBAR WELCOME SO PLEASE HEAD OVER AND HEPL HER OUT PEOPLE THANXX IN ADVANCE PEOPLE..BTW IT ENDS TONIGHT AT MIDNIGHT CENTRAL TIME ....
Help Me Get Out Boohoo
Well everyone i was living in Va . I was dating a navy guy he deployed and when he returned he was not the same person . It was just more than i wanted to handle i did not need another child to raise so i ended it and and i moved in with friend well that was nice but some strong feeling started coming out and i ended moving to ga and he moved to md we still talk and sucj but it is not same you get so use to be with someone for like 7 months and now were so far apart . im tryin to get back in school and become to become a RN and then maybe do some more school after that . im livin with my parents greta people there are but it is small town and i choose not to hang out with people i use to when i lived here before i made some bad choices when i was here last some im not proud of but all i can do now is move forward and im tryin but i so wnat to move back to va all my friends are there or in general area so we will see what happens i will try to get it updated . wow woohoo my first blog
Poems
A Love Like No Other I never felt a love Like this before It's a love like no other Something I have always hoped for A love with friendship Humor and heart A bond so strong It would never part A love that makes you smile From ear to ear A love that is joyful Without any fear A love that is beautiful From the inside out A love with no tears, Pain, or doubt A love with soul So tender and true A love that I have found Only in you... Written By:Renee When I'm with you, eternity is a step away, my love continues to grow, with each passing day. This treasure of love, I cherish within my soul, how much I love you... you'll never really know. You bring a joy to my heart, I've never felt before, with each touch of your hand, I love you more and more. Whenever we say goodbye, whenever we part, know I hold you dearly, deep inside my heart. So these seven words, I pray you hold true, "Forever And Always, I Will Love You." Dr
Beer Is Good, Drama Is Not
if you want drama, go to another place. i will NOT tolerate drama while i am sober or drunk.
Feeling Good
My Son
my son (15) had a bycicle acdt. the other night where he was comming back from a friend's house down a pretty steep hill pretty fast as alway's then a cat yes a cat ran out in front of him and then he hit the cat then caused him to flip off his bike from one driveway to the next, skiding his left arm pretty bad to where it looks as if he has a bad burn from his elbow to his wrist on the top part. and then trying to stop hiself with the other hand caused a big gouge on his palm of his hand. he got a cut and knot on his head, his elbow, his knee & sholder as well. took him to the dr. the next day gave x-rays then found out he had a fracture on the right arm the one he tried to stop hiself with.then went to the hospital to get a arm brace.they are also treating his other arm (the skid) as if it was a burn. now we wait to go see a orthopedic.it was scarry for me and for him as well he was shaken up pretty bad and in so much pain. god sure has watched over him cause it could have been worse
Here Is A Little About Myself
Here is my url to myspace if anyone wants it and besides my page there is pretty sweet myspace.com/gottalove69style Well I am just being stupid and thought what the hey you know...Besides I am guess what I am about to do that I am right on...So I thought I would be nice and ask and see how right I am on this...How many ladys out there would sleep with me? I am just wondering cuz I am guess maybe if I am lucky there might be 1 or 2 and thats its...Come on now don't lie be honest with yourself cuz truth doesn't hurt you know... Life is full of surprizes...Look I know what people say, but the thing is you can't judge a book by its' cover until you read it right or wrong? Well I am sorry if me telling the truth isn't right, but you know a person can only hold things in for a period of time before they can't take it anymore... Like one people say I am not ugly...Heres what I have to say to it. Quit lying cuz i know I am and
Love Is...
Love is being happy for the other person when they are happy being sad for the person when they are sad being together in good times Love is the source of strength Love is being honest with yourself at all times being honest with the other person at all times telling, listening, respecting the truth, and never pretending Love is the source of reality Love is an understanding that is so complete that you feel as if you are a part of the other person accepting the other person just the way they are and not trying to change them to be something else Love is the source of unity Love is the freedom to pursue your own desires while sharing your experiences with the other person the growth of one individual alongside of and together with the growth of another indvidual Love is the source of success Love is the excitement of palnning things together the excitement of doing things
The Awakening...
The Awakening A time comes in your life when you finally get it. When in the midst of all your fears and insanity, you stop dead in your tracks, and somewhere the voice inside your head cries out - ENOUGH! Enough fighting and crying or struggling to hold on. And, like a child quieting down after a blind tantrum, your sobs begin to subside, you shudder once or twice, you blink back your tears, and through a mantle of wet lashes you begin to look at the world through new eyes. This is your awakening. You realize that it's time to stop hoping and waiting for something to change or for happiness, safety and security to come galloping over the next horizon. You come to terms with the fact that there is no Prince Charming and / or Cinderella. And you realize in the real world there aren't always fairy tale endings (or beginnings for that matter), and that any guarantee of "happily ever after" must begin with YOU; and in the process, a sense of serenity is borne of acceptance. You awak
Help Her Godmother!
Ok folks, this awesome woman is only 1,260,000 from becoming the next Godmother! There are several HH's coming up...If we all work together we can make this happen! I've seen it done many of times...And she deserves this very much. So come on you guys...I know I have some kickass friends that can help me do this! Show her the love she deserves!!! Christie@ fubar
Soldiers Reply....( Thanks Drill...)
Man took a flight, he was finally coming home, Feeling more relieved than any man has known, He spent so long, in a place that most fear, And when that plane landed down came a tear, Plane door opens still in uniform he stands, Nervous and confused, about stepping back on home land, He follows the others, checking each face for grief, But all that he noticed was the faces had relief, He steps off the plane and people were there, The Soldier astonished could do nothing but stare, They greeted him with open arms, a hug, and a sign, That said thank you soldier, your life for mine, Soldier walks still in uniform, down the street, He passes a man walking, he looks down to his feet, The man looks to him and stops him in his place, Only the Soldier and him, the man spits in his face, Soldier again with a tear, he asks only why, The man returns with an answer, a brutal reply, I do not respect you for the things that you've done, Soldier just listens as the man cuts h
Thoughts Of A Sad Soul
I wish I could understand Body: After all these years I wonder why I let it fall apart like I did. "Things fall apart," I say, and wonder why people don't hold on just a little bit tighter. After it's broke it's useless to fix. The crazy glue may hold fast, But the hairline cracks still show, a reminder of the fall, constant and nagging. And so I wonder why I would have let it come to this, knowing there is no repairing the jagged edges. "Things fall apart," I say, and I suppose there is nothing one can do about it. I turned my head and your wisdom Was wasted on me. Not everything falls apart. Not everyone lets go – only me, seeing no reason to hold on, finding no will to prevent it, let things progress this far. "Things fall apart," I say to the guy behind the bar. He gives me a look that says, "I know", And refills my drink one more time. Thoughts of a sad soul Current
Survey's
Cute NameYour Cute Name isLoversnookieGet Your Cute Name at Quizopolis.com Q1) Name Nathan Q2) D.O.B 9-13-1978 Q3) Birthplace Chicago Q4) Current location Vegas Q5) Height 5'8 Q6) Eye Color Blue Q7) Hair Color Brown Q8) Right or Left Hnaded Right Q9) Zodiac Sign Virgo Q10) Piercing None Q11) Single/in love/crush on Single Q12) Fear Being alone Q13) Weakness Love Q14) Best Physical Feature Eyes Q15) Overused Phrase on IM lol Q16) Bedtime It varies Q17) Most missed Memory My childhood Q18) Have you ever been in love If you call it that Q19) Ever broken a heart Yep Q20) Have you cheated Nope Q21) Last person you talked to Michele Q22) Do you love # 1 on your list This is for fubar not myspace lol Q23) What do you like most about yourself My heart Q24) Who's your best friend Dont have 1 Q25) Did you like this myspace survey No I dont this is for fubar Random InquiriesWhat's your nickname?:None Middle initial?:D Name three thoughts at this e
Could Use Some Help
Hey everyone I could really use some help leveling up. I will return any love I receive.
Fake!!!!!!!!!!!
THERES IS A MEMEBER IN HERE BY THE NAME OF Thumper THUMP AKA FlyingChevyDuck,OldDave,Satans Helper,SatanSpawn. HE IS NOT WHO OR WHAT HE CLAIMS TO BE AT ALL!!!!! HE IS NOT IN HIS 20`s AND HE DOES NOT WORK FOR GENERAL MOTORS. HE IS 35 OVER WEIGHT AND WORKS FOR HIS DAD BEING A MAINTANCE MAN. DONT BELEIVE ME READ ANOTHER BLOG THAT WAS POSTED ABOUT HIM http://www.fubar.com/blog/113446/471310. OR ASK ALL THE GIRLS ON HERE THAT HE HAS LIED TO AND BETRAYED AND USED.HE TALKS ALL HIS SWEET TALK TO THEM AND GETS THEM TO BELEIVE HIS LITTLE FANTASY WORLD. THEN MAKES PLANS TO MEET THEM AND BACKS OUT. ALL HE KNOWS HOW TO DO IS MAKE PEOPLES LIVES MISERABLE BECAUSE HE IS NOT HAPPY WITH HIMSELF. SO MAKES UP STORIES AND LIES TO MAKE HIMSELF AND HIS LIFE LOOK BETTER. HE WAS NEVER IN THE MILITARY THATS DAMN LIE. AND THE PICTURES THAT HE IS USING ARE NOT EVEN HIM. THEY ARE OF HIS NEPHEWS FRIENDS INCLUDING THE NUDES. NOW WHAT GUY IM HIS RIGHT FUCKING MIND IS GOING TO USE NUDES OF A GUY AND PASS IT OFF AS HIS
Top Reasons Why Guys Can't Get A Date
There are lots of reasons why guys can't get a date. Make a list of the things that you don't like about yourself, it'll probably be different from the things I'll list, but here are some suggestions that may be going through your mind: out of style clothes bad teeth wear glasses overweight or out of shape afraid of women shy not funny Of course, this list could go on and on since you know what you don't like about yourself better than what you do like about yourself. And we're not going to create that list. Whatever you like about yourself is probably a few of the reasons why you can't get a date. Now that you've taken some time to think about yourself, let's move on to changing what we can change. You'll be surprised that once you identify the things that you can change how easy it is to set up a plan of action and begin making the changes that will help you get dates. Getting your teeth fixed starts with some basic
Sweetthing
You have a sexual IQ of 131 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com Never argue with a stupid person...they bring you down to their level...then defeat you with experience!
Thoughts
Sometimes I wonder why I bother.....as much as I love meeting, chatting, sharing with others...it seems that using this as a medium for that just causes pain. So many misunderstandings, words taken the wrong way, assumptions being made....makes it hard to not just throw this PC away and give up. I keep saying to myself, take a break...yet I continue to log on day by day for my fix, and find that it takes more and more of my soul away. I have thought that to harden my heart would be the answer, brush it off....but I can't, my heart just breaks a little more each time I do, I can't be anything but who I am. I guess that is one of the things learned along life's journey, as hard as it may be to take. So I ask those who take the time to read this, whether a friend already or soon to be, understand that my intentions are good, never to hurt or be cruel, and let me know if I have said something that has caused you pain, so that I might be able to apologize and rectify that situation. M
A Smile Costs Nothing
A Smile Costs Nothing... A smile costs nothing, but gives much. It enriches those who receive, without making poorer, those who give. It takes but a moment, but the memory of it sometimes lasts forever. None is so rich or mighty that he can get along without it, and none is so poor but that he can be made rich by it. A smile creates happiness in the home, fosters good will in busniness, and is the countersign of friendship. It brings rest to the weary, cheer to the discouraged, sunshine to the sad, and it is nature's best antidote for trouble. Yet it cannot be bought, begged, borrowed, or stolen. For it is something that is of no value to anyone, until it is given away. Some people are too tired to give you a smile. Give them one of yours, as none needs a smile so mcuh as he who has no more to give.
Virgo's Info
COME GET IT ON WITH DJ KARE!! SHE'S ROCKIN THE TUNES IN 2 LOUNGES: VIRGO'S AND EXTREME 'X'!! THE ONLY PLACES YOU CAN PARTY LIKE A ROCKSTAR AND GIT YER FLIRT ON AT THE SAME TIME!! CLICK THE VIRGO'S TAG TO ENTER THE FLIRT ZONE, OR THE EXTREME 'X' TAG TO PARTY LIKE A ROCKSTAR!! HEY EVERYONE, I WOULD LIKE TO TELL YOU A LITTLE ABOUT SOMETHIN I'VE BEEN WORKIN ON WITH A FRIEND OF MINE. WITH A LOT OF HELP FROM THE BUZZ MAN AND VANWRECKER, I HAVE CREATED MY OWN LOUNGE, AND WOULD LIKE TO MAKE IT A GREAT PLACE TO HANG OUT AND HAVE A GOOD TIME WITHOUT ALL THE BS THAT YOU GET FROM THE OTHER LOUNGES. FIRST AND FOREMOST, I WANT THIS TO BE SOMEPLACE THAT EVERYONE FEELS WELCOME AS SOON AS THEY COME IN. SECOND, EVERYONE IS WELCOME!! I DON'T CARE WHAT FAMILY YOU'RE IN, OR WHAT OTHER LOUNGE YOU WORK FOR, AS LONG AS YOU JUST WANNA COME IN AND RELAX AND HAVE A GOOD TIME THAT'S FINE WITH ME. LAST, BUT DEFINATELY NOT LEAST, I HOPE TO GATHER A GOOD STAFF SOON, PEOPLE WITH GOOD HEARTS
Crew Radio Utah
Here is the correct link to Crew Radio Utah srry about that peep but got it right now http://fubar.com/lounge.php?l=10632 Sexy & Romantic glitter graphics from S e x i l u v . c o m hey every one cum chck our lounge lotsof fun and excitment. http://fubar.com/lounge.php?|=10632you will like its atmosphere see you there Sexy & Romantic glitter graphics from S e x i l u v . c o m
Lovers Night
Lovers Night by Jeff VerStraete A special dinner, That's what he set out to do. To show her how special she was, To show her his love was true. A candle light dinner, He made for them to eat. Looking deep into her eyes, Their souls did meet. After they ate dinner, To the couch they did retire. Curled up together with a movie, And the sweet glow of a fire. So relaxed and content, A feeling of heavenly bliss. On the back of her neck, He placed a sweet soft kiss. It sent a shiver down her spine, And she turned and held him tight. Whispering softly in his ear, Make love to me all night. He said I'll be right back, As he got up off the couch. Into his bedroom he went, Then pulled out a pouch. He pulled out rose pedals, And laid them all over the bed. Hundreds of rose pedals, White, yellow, pink and red. Around the room, Candle after candle he did light. Making a soft glow in the room, That flicked in the night. He went to the couch, And took her by t
Cum Help!
http://www.fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=1037376&albumid=572242&i=1167322712 Bomb her! I'll thank you later. XOX
Thank You
Thank you to all those who wished me a happy birthday.. weather it be a day early or a day late.
Men.......
The Why's of Men 1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX? (because they are plugged into a genius) 2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX? (they don't have enough time) 3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG? (they don't stop to ask directions) 4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS? (because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor lock) (You're laughing, aren't you?!?!) 5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS? (so they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties) 6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN? (you need a rough draft before you make a final copy) 7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN? (don't know.....it never happened) ( C'mon guys, we laugh at your blonde jokes!) And the personal favorite: 8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH? (because a vibrator can't mow the lawn) Remember, if you haven't got a smile on your face and laughter in your heart...Then yo
Letter From A Farm Kid,
Three blondes were witnesses to a crime, so they went to the police station to identify the suspect. The police chief said he would show them a mug shot of someone for thirty seconds, then ask each one for a description. After showing the photo to the first blonde, he covered it, then asked her how she would recognize the suspect. "Easy, " she replied. "He only has one eye." The chief was stunned. "He only has one eye because it is a profile shot! Think about it!" He repeated the procedure for the second blonde and again asked how she would recognize him. "He only has one ear, " was her answer. "What is the matter with you people?!? It is a profile shot! You are seeing him from the side!" He repeated the procedure for the third blonde, then said, "How would you recognize the suspect? Now think before you give me a stupid answer." After viewing the photo, she thought for a minute, then said, "He's wearing contact lenses." This took the chief by surprise. He looked real
Sister Hood Appreciation
->DJ GR3MLI...: yes ...please do DJ GR3MLI...: I APPRECIATE ALL THE RATES CAN I ADD YOU TO MY FAMILY? DJ GR3MLI...: HONEY U ARE BEAUTIFUL ->DJ GR3MLI...: yvw....love all of your pics and stashes....not to mention you're a very sexy lady...i wished that i looked half as good as you do so my man would look at me more often instead of other women. DJ GR3MLI...: THANK YOU FOR THE RATES
Fubar
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Slow Dance
Take a minute to read the poem "Slow Dance" below, written by a teenage cancer patient with very little time left on earth. Slow Dance This is a poem written by a teenager with cancer. She wants to see how many people get her poem. It is quite the poem. Please pass it on. This poem was written by a terminally ill young girl in a New York Hospital. It! was sent by a medical doctor - Make sure to read what is in the closing statement AFTER THE POEM. SLOW DANCE Have you ever watched kids On a merry-go-round? Or listened to the rain Slapping on the ground? Ever followed a butterfly's erratic flight? Or gazed at the sun into the fading night? You better slow down. Don't dance so fast. Time is short. The music won't last. Do you run through each day On the fly? When you ask How are you? Do you hear the reply? When the day is done! Do you lie in your bed With the next hundred chores Running through your head? You'd better slow down Don't dance so fas
Love In Its Reality...
Once Upon A Broken Heart (Beu Sisters) Once upon a broken heart I was walking alone in the dark Looking for a way to start again What I wouldn't give for a friend There was no love in my life There was no light in my eyes All the tears that I had cried and cried Seemed like they'd never end And I never believed fairy tales came true But now I know that they really do Now that I found you, now that I'm here with you Just look at the sunshine, and you Showed me a world That I'd never seen I woke up and fell into this dream Happily ever after just took time Once upon this broken heart of mine Long ago and far away I could never dream of the day That your love would come my way and stay And sweep me away and I Never believed fairy tales came true But now I know that they really do Now that I found you, now that I'm here with you Just look at the sunshine, and you Showed me a world That I'd never seen I woke up and fell into this dream Happily eve
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You Are Old When.....
"OLD" IS WHEN ... Your sweetie says, "Let's go upstairs and make love," and you answer, "Pick one; I can't do both!" "OLD" IS WHEN ... Your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you're barefoot. "OLD" IS WHEN ... A sexy babe catches your fancy and your pacemaker opens the garage door. "OLD" IS WHEN ... Going braless pulls all the wrinkles out of your face. "OLD" IS WHEN ... You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along. "OLD" IS WHEN ... You are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of by the police. "OLD" IS WHEN ... "Getting a little action" means you don't need to take any fiber today "OLD" IS WHEN ... "Getting lucky" means you find your car in the parking lot. "OLD" IS WHEN ... An "all nighter" means not getting up to use the bathroom. "OLD" IS WHEN ... You are not sure these are jokes .
Sorry My Friends
just wanted to say thank you to my friends and if i havent been to you site in a while, let me know and i will go rate you tomorrow, love you all
I Gotta Be
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A Marines Poem
FRIENDS ARE BORN, NOT MADE This is a poem being sent from a Marine to his Dad. For those who take the time to read it, you'll see a letter from him to his Dad at the bottom. It makes you truly thankful for not only the Marines, but ALL of our troops. THE MARINE We all came together, Both young and old To fight for our freedom, To stand and be bold. In the midst of all evil, We stand our ground, And we protect our country From all terror around. Peace and not war, Is what some people say. But I'll give my life, So you can live the American way. I give you the right To talk of your peace. To stand in your groups, and protest in our streets. But still I fight on, I don't bitch, I don't whine. I'm just one of the people Who is doing your time. I'm harder than nails, Stronger than any machine. I'm the immortal soldier, I'm a U.S. MARINE! So stand in my shoes, And leave from your home. Fight for the people who hate you, With the protests
Changing My Profile Name
Help me choose a new profile name! I'm at a total loss here so ANY input would be GREAT!
Stuff
I need to get my feelings on this out. I'm sure you have all heard about the Jena 6. the 6 black boys thata were originally accused of attempted murder. Bullshit? yes. racist? definately. there is far too much happening here to just turn a blind eye to it. don't get me wrong yes the 6 black boys should be punished for the beating. but comeon attempted murder? had the media not picked this up these boys would be spending a large portion of their lives in prison. this is distressing because of the fact that one of the black students was jumped at a party by several white students. the white kids got off scott free, not even a slap on the wrist. how is this fair? how is this not racist? my job has this nasty tendancy of getting in the way of my personal life. For the past couple months I have been working roughly 50-60 hours per week, depending on the week. Needless to say this is putting a cramp on what I do in my free time. I have no life :( but on the up side I am more then glad to se
My House
Recently large demonstrations have taken place across the country protesting the fact that Congress is finally addressing the issue of illegal immigration. Certain people are angry that the US might protect its own borders, might make it harder to sneak into this country and, once here, to stay indefinitely. Let me see if I correctly understand the thinking behind these protests. Let's say I break into your house. Let's say that when you discover me in your house, you insist that I leave. But I say, "I've made all the beds and washed the dishes and did the laundry and swept the floors. I've done all the things you don't like to do. I'm hard-working and honest (except for when I broke into your house). According to the protesters: You are Required to let me stay in your house You are Required to add me to your family's insurance plan You are Required to Educate my kids You are Required to Provide other benefits to me & to my family (my husband wil
God Bless America
HATS OFF TO CHARLIE DANIELS....AT LEAST HE HAS THE COURAGE TO SPEAK HIS MIND!!! I don't know how everybody else feels about it, but to me I think Hispanic people in this country, legally or illegally, made a huge public relations mistake with their recent demonstrations. I don't blame anybody in the world for wanting to come to the United States of America, as it is a truly wonderful place. But when the first thing you do when you set foot on American soil is illegal it is flat out wrong and I don't care how many lala land left heads come out of the woodwork and start trying to give me sensitivity lessons. I don't need sensitivity lessons, in fact I don't have any-thing against Mexicans! I just have something against criminals and anybody who comes into this country illegally is a criminal and if you don't believe it try coming into America from a foreign country without a passport and see how far you get. What disturbs me about the demonstrations is that it's tanta
The Bridge
she walked to the bridge only to think of life and whats going on thats makes her upset. see lives going underneither her under her life. She only wanted to see the whole world and how beautiful it is. Plus to clear her mind out, just like when she was in austin. just watching the water flow cause its free and people knew where she was at. well when she was on that bridge she thought to her self "what should I do in this situation I'm in?" well as she sat on the bridge thinking. and see the wonderful people passing by in their cars and trucks or what ever their in. Often People would stop and stare but not say nothing. But for her, she thought of what they would say in their minds: "will she jump?" "whats wrong with her?" "just another kid out in the street, stupid kid?" "why dont you end it?". she dones'nt want to be suicidal at all. she just need a place to sit, and just think. its not beacause she wanted to kill her self, but to think and just block everything in her mind. And just
How I Feel
Sometimes I let the words slip past my lips before they hit my brain and sometimes I know I cause you pain. All these things they tear me up inside because the thought of losing you would make me die. I love you in every way and every day. I just want to do everything to make you happy. Anything for you to prove to you that I am what I say. Just a fool in love with a girl so sexy. I don't deserve someone that makes me so happy but I'll plead to the stars for just one more day... To love you like I really should.
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Does Ur Name Fit U ?
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Im Proud
My brother-inlaw is in the Army and was able to come home for a week to see his son be born lastweek. Well he had to be at the airport yesterday to fly back. He was bummed because he doesnt get to see his son grow up for awhile and was drinking a drink at the bar. This lady came up to him and starting asking him all these questions since he was in his uniform. He got on the plane and the flight attendant came up and said can you come with me. He though damn what did I do now. Well they brought him to first class and the lady at the bar gave him her first class seat and she flew in his coach seat. Then the pilot came across the intercom and said they have a US Army soldier on board and we wanna thank him for his service. THe whole plan applauded. He was so touched he started to cry because he was having such a tough time not being with his son and this brought his spirits up. When I found out it gave me chills because it is so awesome when our nation shows respect and doesnt forget our
Funny Stuff
- THE BASICS 2 - Name Hope Ashlee 3 - Gender Female 4 - Age 18 5 - Screen Name Gurltwista04@yahoo.com 6 - Birthday August 16, 1988 7 - Race Mixed 8 - School/Grade College Sophmore 9 - Job School 10 - Status Taken 11 - Hometown Springfield, Oregon 12 - Current Town Lewiston, Idaho 13 - Parents Still Together Yes.. 22 years 14 - Siblings 1 younger brother 15 - Pets Dog= Abby 16 - Smoker nope 17 - Drinker yes 18 - Virgin NOPE 19 - Orientation Straight 20 - Drugs Nope 21 - APPEARANCE 22 - Hair Color Dark Brown 23 - Is it Dyed? Yes 24 - Eye color Bright Green 25 - Height 6'0 26 - Style hummm 27 - Glasses/Contacts/None? Nope 28 - Freckles Yes 29 - Body Type Pear Shaped 30 - Shoe Size 9.5- 10 31 - Piercings 8 32 - Want More? Nope 33 - Tatoos? Nope 34 - Want More? yes, I want some.. not alot=trashy 35 - Braces? Yep.. had them 36 - Overall Best Feature? Eyes/Lips 37 - Overall Worst Feature? Ears 38 - Do you get most of
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My Daughter....
Ok I put my daughters pic in a contest and who ever has the most votes wins... here is the link to her pic when u get there just go to the top right corner and click on the i just wanna vote button then put the info in and its done! You can also hit the vote button under her pic. then go to the top right and click u just wanna vote. If for some reason after this is done her pic wont pull up ... u may search her name is Isabella and here is the pic in the contest http://www.greatamericanphotocontest.com/BabyContest/Home.aspx?category=Search&viewType=LargeImage&img=170216&sBabyName=Isabella&sCaption=&sState=
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Joke
A guy comes home from the bar one night around 3 in the morning. His wife is sleeping and he is trying to sneak into bed. He's laying in bed for a few minutes and cuts a fart. His wife wakes up and asks, "What in the world was that?" He replies, "Touchdown, I am winning 7 nothing." She thinks to herself "I'm gonna fix him." Then she lets one loose. He yells at her, "What was that?" She replies "Touchdown, tie score." Now he thinks, "I'm gonna fix her." He's lying there for about 10 minutes trying to work one up. He tries so hard he shits in bed. The wife asks, "Now what in the world was that?" He replied, "Half time, switch sides."
Joke2
A man and his wife go to their honeymoon place for their 25th anniversary. As the couple reflected on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife asked the husband: "When you first saw my naked body in front of you, what was going through your mind?" The husband replied: "All I wanted to do was to fuck your brains out, and suck your tits dry." Then, as the wife undressed, she asked: "What are you thinking now?" He replied: "It looks like I did a pretty good job."

Buried at PhotoCasket.com so far the ppl ive meet on fubar are great some ummmmm, no comment, this site blows myspace away!wished i knew about this site sooner! every one has been so nice and great i meet some awesome great friends here Peace ~vicious gurl 69 have a sick and twisted weekend! Just wanted to say THANKS for all the Christmas/New Years and Birthday comments that me friends left me! Your all AWESOME! Have a killer week Peace ~Rachel
Joke3
There was a guy who was struggling to decide what to wear to go to a fancy costume party... Then he had a bright idea. When the host answered the door, he found the guy standing there with no shirt and no socks on. "What the hell are you supposed to be?" asked the host. "A premature ejaculation," said the man. "I just came in my pants!"
Remember When?
Remember when...we were not fubared...or tapped...rember when we were LOST cherries? Remember when it wasn't NSFW (not safe for work) it was "adult"? We knew what that meant...We also knew..that if we were at work NOT WORKING it wasn't our friends fault that we clicked when they updated a picture and found their boobies.We also still got 10s FOR SHOWING OUR BOOBIES! Remember when the only thing that got you off the computer was eyelids closing...bosses at work...or kids underfoot...NOT daily photo,profile rating limits for the day? Remember dirty weeds?Remember the people that deserved them when you sent them? Remember when a name in color meant you had EARNED that color...not BOUGHT that color? Remember when Godfather status and Godmother status was kind of rare...because it meant you had been here FOR A LONG TIME!! Remember BOOBIES getting top rank for the day on pictures? Remember when BOUNCERS were here to BOUNCE those underage...not to pester you every time yo
Want To Join Our Crew?
Hello. Most likely you are reading this if you are considering joining our bombing family. First off, I want to say thank you for taking the time to learn a little about who we are and what we do. Well obviously we are bombers. We help our members who are in contests to try to win. We give it our all and we expect that from any new member as well. We understand people have families and work and cant be there all of the time, but when you are available to bomb or when an emergency comes you should try to be there. We don't just help our members who are in contests although they are main priority. If at anytime no SBG member is in a contest, we do go help other people who need it. ***RULES to all SBG members and future members*** 1.) No 2 SBG members can enter the same contest and only 2 family members in a contest at a time. 2.) When a contest is over...ALL BOMBING STOPS! I have seen in certain contests when the host isn't on, people keep going. We will not do such a thin
Joke4
Two drunks are driving down the highway, drinking their beer. All of a sudden the driver notices lights flashing in his mirror; the cops are on his tail. His buddy says, "What are we going to do?" The driver says, "Don't worry. Just do exactly what I tell you and everything will work out perfectly. First, peel the labels off our beer bottles and we'll each stick one on our forehead. Then shove the bottles underneath the seat, and let me do the talking." They pull over and the cop walks up to the car. He looks at them kind of funny, but asks to see the guy's driver's license. And he asks him, "Have you been drinking?" "Oh, no, sir," the driver replies. "I noticed you weaving back and forth across the highway. Are you *sure* you haven't been drinking?" the cop asks. "Oh, no, sir," the drunk answers. "We haven't had a thing to drink tonight." "Well, I've got to ask you," says the cop, "What on earth are those things on your forehead?" "That's easy, Officer,
Blonde Joke
A blonde walked into a doctor's office with a hole in her hand. The doctor told her that he had to report all gunshot wounds, and this was an obvious gunshot wound, so would she please explain how it happened? The blonde said, "Well, to be honest with you, I was trying to commit suicide, so first I stuck the gun in my mouth, but thought, wait a minute, I just had all that bridge work done, and I don't want to ruin it. So, I pointed the gun between my eyes, and then thought, wait a minute, I just got a nose job not too long ago, and I don't want to ruin it! Then I pointed the gun at my heart, and thought, wait a minute, I just had these boobs done, and I don't want to ruin them! So then I stuck the gun in my ear, and thought, wait a minute, this is going to be loud!" A young woman said to her doctor, "You have to help me, I hurt all over." "What do you mean?" said the doctor. The woman touched her right knee with her index finger and yelled, "Ow, that hurts." Then she touched he
Stop The "nsfw" Bullshit!
Ya know.. I am getting fucking sick of seeing this in my Fubar mail... Hide header Date: Sat, 22 Sep 2007 13:58:13 -0700 (PDT) From: Size: 1 KB To: angelthemilitialeader@fubar.com Reply-To: One of your photos has been marked as NSFW (Not Safe For Work). Please make sure ALL your NSFW photos are flagged as NSFW and placed in an NSFW album. Your photo was marked NSFW because it was either offensive or NSFW in nature. Also, your primary photo and all your background photos may not be NSFW photos. NSFW CONTENT IS NOT ALLOWED in the public areas of the CT. You can define a new primary photo and background photos by clicking on images link. Continued violation of 'fubar' policy, will result in your account being deleted without warning. Click here for reported image. All I know is this is supposed to an adult site.. if it is adult... Why the "NSFW"? Get the fuck off the site when you are at work.... and most definately GET THE KIDS OFF THIS SITE. One more thing.. Make a feat
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Hi, I know alot of you do not really know me but some of you know me well. I really need my fubar family's support as my family is going thru a really tough time...My Dad had a hip replacement on april 24th he was doing well and in re-hab...7 days after surgery a nurse left him unattended in the shower...he fell..they picked him up and put him to bed...a couple of hours later they called to tell us thye were taking him to the hospital...he had displaced the new hip..fractured his pelvic and shatterred his hip socket...the tried to operate the next day and his heart stopped on the table they got him back but had to stop the operation....5 days later after a few transfusions they were able to do all that was needed...Dad is also a diabetic...while in the 2nd re-hab Mom noticed a blister forming on the bottom of his right footfrom him rubbing against the sheets..she told the nurse..a few days later it became merca and he got c-diff(reaction to too much antibiotic)once again he was in the
Nsfw Marked Pictures
NSFW - A photo is deemed (Not Safe For Work) NSFW if it is: explicitly sexual in nature (suggestive), overtly tasteless and/or Slandering to any person or ethnicity. In addition to the above criteria, if a photo is a primary photo, it will be flagged as NSFW if it also contains a suggestive body part without the member’s face in the photo. If you have a borderline photo that is not considered NSFW, and it was marked as such, there's a chance someone who has ripped that photo is using it as a Primary Photo. Remember: The Bouncers will be STRICTER with those used as Primary Photos. WTF! people why you marking shit that isn't nsfw that shit isn't funny so grow the fuck up if you don't like my fuckin pictures.. don't fucking rated them or comment on them it won't bother me none.. and this goes everybody on fubar men and women. I don't have time for inmature or phony ass men or women. Don't like it well it sounds like a perosnal problem to me so deal with it because it isn't mine.
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Fubunny Lounge
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Life Part 14
Oh boy! My day started early this morning. Like 3:30 in the morning, I hear some noise in the bathroom and I ask Peter what he is doing. He tells me he has heartburn and is looking for Tums. Then, about 4:15 in the morning, his damn cell phone starts ringing. I tell him that his phone is ringing only I realize that he is not in bed. Now it isn't a normal cell phone ring or a nice song. It is an obnoxiously loud BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH! It does this over and over. He did not answer it, he was out front getting ready to leave to go up to the mountains! I try falling back asleep but it takes me a while. I finally wake up and I have a kink in my neck. I can't move it to one side. I have spent most of my day reading which I never do. As the day seems to go on, it is getting worse. I have had this trouble before and have a prescription from the doctor to relax the muscle. One is not fazing it so about an hour after I took the first one, I have taken a second. The pain is
Help Me Level Everyone
I am trying to level up if everyone could help me i well show the same love back thank u everyone i hope everyone is having a good week thanks for the help.. hello everyone how is everyone tonite can u plz help me level up i will return the love to everyone plz!!!!! Hello all my friends fans family can u help me level up plz i well return the love ok thanks
One Thing
Restless tonight Cause I wasted the light Between both these times I drew a really thin line It’s nothing I planned And not that I can But you should be mine Across that line [Chorus:] If I traded it all If I gave it all away for one thing Just for one thing If I sorted it out If I knew all about this one thing Wouldn’t that be something I promise I might Not walk on by Maybe next time But not this time Even though I know I don’t want to know Yeah I guess I know I just hate how it sounds [Chorus x2] Even though I know I don’t want to know Yeah I guess I know I just hate how it sounds Even though I know I don’t want to know Yeah I guess I know I just hate how it sounds [Chorus x3]
Need Help Sending A Video
I would like to send a video via email...can someone tell me in simple terms how to do it. Also how do you open it when you receive it.... Thanks
Best Cleavage Contest
Hiya my friends and fans... 3 days left to contest and I am falling behind...Can you please come help bomb my picture in the best cleavage contest..Anyone that helps me will absoletly get my help when they need bombing in a contest. The contest ends Oct. 3. If I can't win first place I would like to at least try for 2nd or 3rd. Thanks all Just a reminder you need to fan/rate/add Thomas in order to bomb in this contest...his link and my link are below.. Thanks again! Silverpixi »†HøĦ姫@ fubar Just a reminder you need to fan/rate/add Thomas in order to bomb in this contest...his link and my link are below.. Thanks to all my friends for our help. »†HøĦ姫@ fubar Hi friends, just a reminder that tomorrow is the start of the cleavage contest and I could sure use your help. The contest will begin at 5 pm pst. You will need to fan/rate/add him if he is not already on your list. Here is the link to his page: Thanks everyone! »†HøĦå
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Lost And Don't Know Where To Go
I am looking for a decent site for movies, nothing worse than a R rating please. Yes for possible downloading if I like it, Is there anyone with any suggestions? All help will be appreciated. Thanks
Porn Names Part2
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Porn Names Part3
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My Thoughts And Feelings..dont Like Them Dont Read Them!
Why is it someone acts a certain way around u and its all b/c they want something? Isnt someone beautiful on the inside? If u dont think they r beautiful on the outside dont tell them they r just b/c u want something. Thats just wrong! I know people lie to get what they want, especially sexually, its a shame..And sometimes the ugliest person is really beautiful to the person who said u were beautiful but they were lying to get something from u. Cuz trust me SHE AINT BEAUTIFUL! I dont understand why people cant just be real and why they gotta lie. It really hurts someones feelings. And when u know u could never be that lucky to be with the person who tells u this crap, it sux also...ah I dont understand and guess I never will... Come Check Out My Lounge!
Ghosts Stories...that Are True.
Alcatraz by Rob and Anne Wlodarski (robanne@ix.netcom.com) Welcome to HAUNTED ALCATRAZ!---or Hellcatraz as it was called by some inmates. The history does not begin or end with the use of Alcatraz as a prison and penitentiary, for it was known to Native Americans, and avoided as a place that contained evil sprits. The energy of those who came to "The Rock" and never left, still remains for visitors from around the world to see, feel, and even hear. Alcatraz is a portal to another dimension, where unexplainable events continue to occur. Whoever, or whatever lurks in the shadows can be heard, seen, and felt. As parapsychologists suggest, where so much trauma and negative emotion have occurred, there is bound to be residual energy---and Alcatraz has the feel of an immense haunted house, complete with fog, and restless spirits. Although the candle may have burned out for Alcatraz long ago, its legend never did. Prior to its discovery by Europeans, Alcatraz wa
Contest And Pimp Outs
Shhhhh I'm pimpin him out! He has about 500K to get to HENCHMAN, let's help him. He is the type of person that would help us out if we asked, so let's go and help him out!! Here's his link....spank him and spank him hard...he won't mind : Southern Gentleman ~~ Gotti Family Member~~ Truly Take The Time To See The Inside Of A Person@ fubar This pimp out brought to you by JeNn % Demon Crew %@ fubar Hey all...Gina...our newest memeber is in a give away. The giveaway is for a VIP and is first to 65,000 comments and a rate! You must add the host in order to help Gina out..that link is: MsDallas©~ Gotti Family Don~@ fubar And the link to Gina's pic is :
From The Heart Of Love
The person who tries to live alone will not succeed as a human being. His heart withers if it does not answer another heart. His mind shrinks away if he hears only the echoes of his own thoughts and finds no other inspiration.
Life
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Grandma In The Courtroom
Lawyers should never ask a Mississippi grandma a question if they aren't prepared for the answer. In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand. He approached her and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know me?" She responded, "Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I've known you since you were a young boy, and frankly, you've been a big disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your wife, and you manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you're a big shot when you haven't the brains to realize you never will amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you." The lawyer was stunned! Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know the defense attorney?" She again replied, "Why, yes, I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since he was a youngster, too. He's lazy, bigoted, and he has a drinking problem. He can't buil
A Poem For Women And Men
WOMAN'S POEM Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man, who's not a creep, One who's handsome, smart and strong. One who loves to listen long, One who thinks before he speaks, One who'll call, not wait for weeks. I pray he's gainfully employed, When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed. Pulls out my chair and opens my door, Massages my back and begs to do more. Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind, Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?" I pray that this man will love me to no end, And always be my very best friend. MAN'S POEM I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a liquor store and a golf course. This doesn't rhyme, and I don't give a shit.
Haunted Places
http://theshadowlands.net/places/ Johnstown - Union Lake - The lake was re-named by locals in the 1960's to Hell Lake because of the numerous sighting of a the apparition of a young boy that appears just before sunset floating from one end of the lake to the other. Kelly 92s Island - 4-H Camp - Things move around the cabin when no one was around, voices are hear by the deaf, and people sometimes see dark figures walking on the beach only to disappear in a heartbeat. Kent - Kent University - Stuart Hall - This Vacant dorm located on Kent State's campus, not far from the student center has several rumors of hauntings. There are broken windows and bars against the doors urging you not to even try and trespass. Vines have grown all along the walls as well... Noises are heard and every now and then you can see a light from the window, even though "no one" has been in there for several years... Kent - Masonic Temple - Marvin Kent home- Masonic Temple former mansion of Marvin Kent
For Our Seniors
GAMES FOR WHEN WE ARE OLDER 1. Sag, you're It. 2. Hide and go pee. 3. 20 questions shouted into your good ear. 4. Kick the bucket 5. Red Rover, Red Rover, the nurse says Bend Over. 6. Musical recliners. 7. Simon says something incoherent. 8. Pin the Toupee on the bald guy SIGNS OF MENOPAUSE: 1. You sell your home heating system at a yard sale. 2. You have to write post-it notes with your kids' names on them. 3. You change your underwear after a sneeze. OLD IS WHEN: 1. Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face. 2. You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along. 3. Getting a little action means I don't need fiber today. 4. Getting lucky means you find your car in the parking lot. 5. An all-nighter means not getting up to pee! Thoughts for the weekend Wouldn't it be nice if whenever we messed up our life we could simply press 'Ctr Alt Delete' and start all over? Just remember,
Because Of You
"Because Of You" I will not make the same mistakes that you did I will not let myself Cause my heart so much misery I will not break the way you did, You fell so hard I've learned the hard way To never let it get that far Because of you I never stray too far from the sidewalk Because of you I learned to play on the safe side so I don't get hurt Because of you I find it hard to trust not only me, but everyone around me Because of you I am afraid I lose my way And it's not too long before you point it out I cannot cry Because I know that's weakness in your eyes I'm forced to fake A smile, a laugh everyday of my life My heart can't possibly break When it wasn't even whole to start with Because of you I never stray too far from the sidewalk Because of you I learned to play on the safe side so I don't get hurt Because of you I find it hard to trust not only me, but everyone around me Because of you I am afraid I watched you die I heard you cry ever
Contest
i have 3 ladies trying to get 30000 comments by the end of nov if they do i will give each a vip. its the holiday season wont you help them out? it would be very nice to know there are people who would like to see someone get something nice. so if you would like to show support the ladies are in my nov contest folder. you never know sometime you might ask me for help and i will see if you helped any of my contestants. thanks for reading this . bingo I will be holding a contest on 10/14/2007 thru 10/20/07 . Clevage photo comments ony each comment will be 1 point. contest will start sunday at 0000 which is midnight saturday runs thru midnight saturday winners will be annouced monday 10/21/07 1st place vip or 7 day blast winner choice 2nd place 3day blast 3rd place 1day blast 4th place 1day ticker 5th place 1day ticker anyone who doesnt have atleast 1000 comments by Thursday at noon will be removed from contest. no programs to blast bombing you will be r
Life Is A Waterfall
Life is a waterfall, We're one in the river, And one again after the fall. Swimming through the void We hear the word, We lost ourselves, But we find it all? Cause we are the ones that want to play, Always want to go, But you never want to stay, And we are the ones that want to choose, Always want to play, But you never want to lose. Aerials, in the sky, When you lose small mind, You free your life. Life is a waterfall, We drink from the river, Then we turn around and put up our walls. Swimming through the void We hear the word, We lost ourselves, But we find it all? Cause we are the ones that want to play, Always want to go, But you never want to stay, And we are the ones that want to choose, Always want to play, But you never want to lose. Aerials, in the sky, When you lose small mind, You free your life. Aerials, so up high, When you free your eyes, Eternal prize. Aerials, in the sky, When you lose small mind, You free
Life Lessons
I found this when I was cleaning my desk at work and I remembered how much I liked it and how much sense it makes to me. Thought I would share. ~~~ LIFE INSTRUCTIONS ~~~ 1. Give people more than they expect and do it cheerfully. 2. Memorize your favorite poem. 3. Don't believe all you hear, spend all you have or sleep all you want. 4. When you say, "I love you", mean it. 5. When you say, "I'm sorry", look the person in the eye. 6. Be engaged at least six months before you get married. 7. Believe in love at first sight. 8. Never laugh at anyone's dreams. 9. Love deeply and passionately. You might get hurt but it's the only way to live life completely. 10. In disagreements, fight fairly. No name calling. 11. Don't judge people by their relatives. 12. Talk slow but think quick. 13. When someone asks you a question you don't want to answer, smile and ask, "Why do you want to know?". 14. Remember that great love and great achievements involve great risk. 15. Call yo
Show Me Love
Show Me Love Ahhh... Yeah yeahYou’ve got to show me love Heartbreaks and promises, I’ve had more than my shareI’m tired of giving my love and getting nowhere, nowhereWhat I need is somebody who really caresI really need a lover, a lover who wants to be thereIt’s been so long since I touched a wanting handI can’t put my love on the line, that I hope you’ll understand So baby if you want meYou’ve got to show me loveWords are so easy to say, oh ah yeahYou’ve got to show me love I’m tired of getting caught up in those one night affairsWhat I really need is somebody who will always be thereDon’t you promise me the world, all that I’ve already heardThis time around for me baby, actions speak louder than words So if you’re looking for devotion, talk to meCome with your heart in your handsBecause me love is guaranteed So baby if you want meYou’ve got to show me loveWords are so easy to say, oh ah yeahYou’ve got to show me love Show me, show me babyShow me, show me babyShow me, show me babyShow
I Shall Seek And Find You
I SHALL SEEK AND FIND YOU. I SHALL TAKE YOU TO BED AND HAVE MY WAY WITH YOU. I WILL MAKE YOU ACHE, SHAKE AND SWEAT UNTIL YOU MOAN AND GROAN. I WILL MAKE YOU BEG FOR MERCY...BEG FOR ME TO STOP. I WILL EXHAUST YOU TO THE POINT THAT YOU WILL BE RELIEVED WHEN I'M FINISHED WITH YOU. AND YOU WILL BE WEAK FOR DAYS.
25 Ways To Tell You're Getting Older
25 Signs You're Getting Older 1. Your potted plants stay alive. 2. Having sex in a twin-sized bed is absurd. 3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge. 4. 6:00 a.m. is when you get up, not when you go to sleep. 5. You hear your favorite song on an elevator. 6. You carry an umbrella. You watch the Weather Channel. 7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of hook up and break up. 8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 7. 9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up." 10. You're the one calling the police because those damn kids next door don't know how to turn down the stereo. 11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you. 12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore. 13. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up. 14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's. 15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt. 16. You no longer take naps
Nobody Home
Nobody Home I couldn't tell you why she felt that way, She felt it everyday.And I couldn't help her, I just watched her make the same mistakes again.What's wrong, what's wrong now?Too many, too many problems.Don't know where she belongs, where she belongs.Open your eyes and look outside, find the reasons why.You've been rejected, and now you can't find what you left behind.Be strong, be strong now.Too many, too many problems.Don't know where she belongs, where she belongs.She wants to go home, but nobody's home.That's where she lies, broken inside.With no place to go, no place to go to dry her eyes.Broken inside.Her feelings she hides.Her dreams she can't find.She's losing her mind.She's fallen behind.She can't find her place.She's losing her faith.She's fallen from grace.She's all over the place.Yeah, ohShe wants to go home, but nobody's home.It's where she lies, broken inside.With no place to go, no place to go to dry her eyes.Broken inside.She's lost inside, lost inside...oh ohhh
You Know You're From Jersey When...
To all my Jersey gals and guys, I think you will agree with this list! You know you're from New Jersey if: 1. You don't think of fruit when people mention "The Oranges." 2. You know that it's called Great Adventure, not Six Flags. 3. A good, quick breakfast is a hard roll with butter. 4. You have known the way to Seaside Heights since you were seven. 5. Have eaten at a Diner, when you were stoned or drunk, at 3 a.m. 6. At least three people in your family still love Bruce Springsteen and know the town Jon Bon Jovi is from. 7. Know what a "jug handle" is. 8. Know that WaWa is a convenience store. 9. You NEVER, NEVER pump your own gas. 10. Even your school cafeteria made good Italian subs. And it's a Sub, not a submarine sandwich or worse yet, a hoagie, a hero, or a grinder. 11. You know how to properly navigate a Circle. 12. You knew that the above sentence had to do with driving. 13. You know that this is the only "New" state
The Candle
Words To Ponder
I found this on a website and it made a lot of sense to me. Thought I would share: The paradox of our time in history is that we have taller buildings but shorter tempers, wider freeways, but narrower viewpoints. We spend more, but have less; we buy more, but enjoy less. We have bigger houses and smaller families, more conveniences, but less time. We have more degrees but less sense, more knowledge, but less judgment, more experts, yet more problems, more medicine, but less wellness. We drink too much, smoke too much, spend too recklessly, laugh too little, drive too fast, get too angry, stay up too late, get up too tired, watch TV too much, and pray too seldom. We have multiplied our possessions, but reduced our values. We talk too much, love too seldom, and hate too often. We've learned how to make a living, but not a life. We've added years to life not life to years. We've been all the way to the moon and back, but have trouble crossing the street to meet a new neighbo
Hoping For The Best
Hoping for the Best... Hoping for the best and trying to prepare for the worst is becoming harder to accomplish each and every time the hand clicks into another second of what lies before me. Seeing the past without even looking back has begun to haunt my every moment; which makes it really hard for me to see anything approaching my path. My ignorance is to blame, I know, however my efforts to turn the table on myself have reached a very near end. Letting this slip now will certainly allow a much longer slide in the direction I've been avoiding than I ever would have experienced in the first place. Turmoil fills my heart from all around me; but I don't care to find out how much I can take along with my own. Surely, the turmoil I sink everyday isn't overflowing my every whim to find shore soon! Treading this blood has become very tiresome...so much that I feel I should maybe let myself drown in the sea I created. It seems the only way I'll ever cease to make it deeper. Shallo
Children Of The 60's, 70's And 80's
I found this online and got a kick out of it. Children of the 60's, 70's, and 80's According to today's regulators and bureaucrats, those of us who were kids in the 60's, and 70's and 80's probably shouldn't have survived! Our baby cribs were covered with brightly coloured lead-based paint which was promptly chewed and licked. We had no childproof lids on medicine bottles, or latches on doors or cabinets and it was fine to play with pans. When we rode our bikes, we wore no helmets, just flip flops and fluorescent clackers' on our wheels. As children, we would ride in cars with no seat belts or air bags. Riding in the passenger seat was a treat. We drank water from the garden hose and not from a bottle - tasted the same. We ate dripping sandwiches, snack cakes and soda with sugar in it, but we were never overweight because we were always outside playing. We shared one drink with four friends, from one bottle or can and no one actually died from this.
Why?
I can't understand what I have done that is so bad that makes everyone want to leave me. Now my son decided that he can't stay in my house and has went to his fathers. My kids are the reason that I AM. What will I do without him? I haven't cried this much since my ex-husband left. I will go on, only because my daughter needs me. But I have to figure this out and fix the problem. Sorry to be such a drag.
Prison Vs Work
Prison vs. Work ..> ..> IN PRISON...you spend the majority of your time in an 8X10 cell. AT WORK....you spend most of your time in a 6X8 cubicle. - - - - - - - - - - - - IN PRISON...you get three meals a day (free). AT WORK.....you only get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it yourself. - - - - - - - - - - - - IN PRISON...you get time off for good behavior. AT WORK.....you get rewarded for good behavior with more WORK. - - - - - - - - - - - - IN PRISON...a guard locks and unlocks the doors for you. AT WORK.....you must carry around a security card and unlock open all the doors yourself. - - - - - - - - - - - - IN PRISON... you can watch TV and play games. AT WORK.....you get fired for watching TV and playing games. - - - - - - - - - - - - IN PRISON...you get your own toilet. AT WORK.....you have to share. - - - - - - - - - - - - IN PRISON...they allow your family and friends to visit. AT WORK.
Idiot Test
The Idiot Test
Oh My God
Ok so we bought some Absente Liquer. This shit has been outlawed in the United States for like a 100 years...It was made legal about 3 months ago..I can see why it was made illegal. I have drang one cup of this shit and I am feeling like I have had 4 or 5 shots of Tequila.. It taste like shit and smells like shit but damnit this has become my favorite drink...
George Carlin's Rules For 2007
George Carlin's rules for 2007 New Rule: Stop giving me that pop-up ad for classmates.com ! There's a reason you don't talk to people for 25 years. Because you don't particularly like them! Besides, I already know what the captain of the football team is doing these days . . mowing my lawn. New Rule: Don't eat anything that's served to you out a window unless you're a seagull. People are acting all shocked that a human finger was found in a bowl of Wendy's chili. Hey, it cost less than a dollar. What did you expect it to contain? Trout? New Rule: Stop saying that teenage boys who have sex with their hot, blonde teachers are permanently damaged. I have a better description for these kids: lucky bastards. New Rule: If you need to shave and you still collect baseball cards, you're a dope. If you're a kid, the cards are keepsakes of your idols. If you're a grown man, they're pictures of men. New Rule: Ladies, leave your eyebrows alone. Here's how much
Non-consent/reluctance
Abby's Ordeal by make me watch© Have you ever been so horny that you felt sick to your stomach? I feel that way when I haven't had an orgasm in awhile and today was that kind of day. My stomach was in knots. Really torn up. I was sitting in the last class of the day on the last school day of the week watching the clock tick. Just 5 more minutes then I'd have to go back to the apartment. My boyfriend had left that morning for a job interview in Ohio and has we kissed goodbye at the airport, he had casually asked if I'd stay at his place while he was gone. It was just till Sunday evening and he said something about not wanting his roommate tearing the place up. Here's the thing . . . while he didn't trust his roommate alone with his stuff, I didn't trust myself alone with his roommate. My name is . . . actually, maybe I shouldn't reveal that. Just call me Abby. I'm a student and live in Chapel Hill, NC and have been dating Tim for just over a year. He is a very nice guy – a
Rip Marines!!
Recently my neighbor lost her husband in Iraq along with three other Marines. Staff Sgt. Stock, Sgt. Yarbrough, Cpl Scripsick So young these men are that sacrfice all for our freedoms and for our country. I wish there families and loved ones peace and confort in a difficult time. A excert from the book The Prophet by Kahlil Gibran, You would know the secret of death. But how shall you find it unless you seek it in the heart of life? The owl whose night-bound eyes are blind unto the day cannot unveil the mystery of light. If you would indeed behold the spirit of death, open your heart wide unto the body of life. For life and death are one, even as the river and the sea are one. In the depth of your hopes and desires lies your silent knowledge of the beyond; And like seeds dreaming beneath the snow your heart dreams of spring. Trust the dreams, for in them is hidden the gate to eternity. Your fear of death is but the trembling of the shepherd when
Wont Be Here
I may not be here for a few days. I am moving into my new place. The new internet is supposed to be installed, up and running on Monday but ya never know. So, here is your heads up just in case anyone misses me... sniff sniff.... lol. See you all when I get back. Be sure to leave lots of love. I will need it. OH hey and they finally set a court date for the divorce. October 2 I will finally be free and take back my maiden name after 28 years. Due to recent events I feel the need to contact my attorney about getting a restraining order against him. He is getting more hostile every day. Up until now it has always been (mainly) verbal and mental abuse. I am afraid of the look in his eyes now. Soooo I think I should find out if it can be done. Anyhow take care my dear friends see you soon. I am soooooo tired Love and hugs Sharon
Testing
HAPPY FUDAY TO BENZI!!!!!!! ONE YEAR ANNIVERSARY SINCE HE JOINED FUBAR (YAY) :D THIS WAS BENZI'S very FIRST PIC ON HERE SO NOW HE'S CELEBRATING HIS FUDAY. HAPPY FUDAY TO BENZI!AND TO ALL THE PEOPLE THAT HAVING THEIR FUDAYS THIS WEEK! SO LET'S PARTY, BENZI WILL DJ 2NITE SO C'MON DOWN UNDER AND GET YOUR PARTY ON.... CLICK HERE BCUZ IT'S TIME TO P...A...R...T...Y... Come join the girls in Stangs Underground let's get this party started! Where you'll find THE hottest girls on fubar!
The Lounge I Hang Out In
NO DRAMA NO GAMES JUST GREAT TUNES AND EVEN BETTER FRIENDS!!!!COME AND GET YOUR'E SEAT WHILE YOU STILL CAN!!!CLICK ANY PIC FOR ALL REQUEST MUSIC BY SOME OF THE BEST DJ'S FUBAR HAS TO OFFER !! DO NOT LET THIS HAPPEN TO YOU THIS IS WHAT HAPPENED TO THE LAST PERSON WHO DID NOT COME IN !!! (repost of original by '~ BUZZ MAN~EXTREME "X"owner~' on '2007-09-22 18:42:40') (repost of original by 'Kare ¢¾ Temptress Akira ¢¾ *Virgo's Lounge Owner* ~HZ & Extreme X Groupie~' on '2007-09-22 18:46:15') (repost of original by 'asher_59 EXTREME X Doorman aka DSC for Life' on '2007-09-22 18:48:02') (repost of original by '~earthwalker ~dsc family~ extreme x family member' on '2007-09-22 18:49:52') (repost of original by 'EXTREME "X" LOUNGE HOME PAGE' on '2007-09-22 18:50:17') (repost of original by 'Kare ♥ Temptress Akira ♥ *Virgo's Lounge Owner* ~HZ & Extreme X Groupie~' on '2007-09-22 19:03:44') (repost of original by '~ BUZZ MAN~EXTREME
Women Vs Men
HER DIARY Tonight I thought he was acting weird. We had made plans to meet at a bar to have a drink. I was shopping with my friends all day long, so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late, but he made no comment. Conversation wasn’t flowing so I suggested that we go somewhere quiet so we could talk. He agreed but he kept quiet and absent. I asked him what was wrong; he said nothing. I asked him if it was my fault that he was upset. He said it had nothing to do with me and not to worry. On the way home I told him that I loved him, he simply smiled and kept driving. I can’t explain his behavior; I don’t know why he didn’t say, “I love you too.” When we got home I felt as if I had lost him, as if he wanted nothing to do with me anymore. He just sat there and watched T.V. he seemed distant and absent. Finally, I decided to go to bed. About 10 minutes later he came to bed, and to my surprise he responded to my caress and we made love, but I still felt
Life And Living
I am beginning to think that happiness is over rated and that everyday doesn't begin with a kiss....... I am so tired of everyone hating on everyone. Can't we have a day when there are no hate bullys and no talking behind peeps backs. I just don't understand it all anymore. I am tired of defending actions and sticking up for people. I have just been hurt to much this last week and by peeps that are very close and special to me. I just don't understand anymore. I just don't. Anyway I want to leave this with a cheerful note because hugs are always free and so is love!! Huggles and Snuggles to all those that are having a smile day!! Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1...I DRI
Deleting
Ok everyone it is official I am deleting this account and will not be starting another one on this site. If you have me on messenger then I will talk to you soon and if not I gave everyone fair warning that this was going to happen for over a week. I wont be officially deleting until tomorrow afternoon so if you get your request in to me through a fumail message I will send ya my yahoo id. My shout box is off. Also my profile, picture comments and everything that I can possibly control had been shut off. There are a few people that know why this is happening and they are my closest friends. anyways see some of y'all on the flip side. And for those of you that I don't it was great knowing ya peace and love to all. Take care and be safe and remember life is what you make of it and you can never control your destiny :P Toodles.....................
Lets Play!!!
This is just to remind everyone that I'll be cleaning my closet. It seems that I have alot friends that don't keep in touch. I understand that we all have a life to live and I'm all for that. Just let me know if you'd like to stay on my friends list and I'd love to hear just one reason why. Not asking for to much. Am I? With Regard, Michael AKA: "It rubs the lotion..." As I sit here on a Saturday night and watch my son refuse to go to sleep, I went through my first list. I'm getting ready to clean my closet. I'm always making new friends and having a wonderful time doing so, but I'm seeing a trend. Not many people are staying in touch. I can't be that boring people. So! What I would like to do is the following. If your on my friends list and would like to remain on my friends list, please let me know. But! I would also like to know WHY you'd like to remain my friend. Not to difficult. Ok? Just a quick line, doesn't even really matter why. Just send me
Informative
This is how your site gets hacked....You will be surfing your page and reading the add requests. You may see a profile that you like. Then you may decide to add that person so you do. Very soon after you add this person you will probably go to post a comment. Then what happens is you will get a message that says YOU MUST BE LOGGED ON TO PERFORM THIS ACTION ...... DON'T DO IT! This is how they get your password...Trust me Immediately close your browser then Log back in. If you had paid attention as I do you will notice two things that are dead giveaways. The first one is how many times you have been viewed. I reset to Zero after every session so for me it was easy. Ninety Nine views in 30 seconds- NO way.Then the other thing is when the Fake Login page does come up. Look at the URL in the bar and you will see the word redirect in it. I hope you all post and repost this over and over. NEVER RE-LOG ON During a session Close Out and RE-Log on the proper way
A Love Story...
There was a TREE who witnessed true love through a promise that had carved on it... After 10 years, the girl went back to see if it's still there and was surprised 'coz the boy was also there... And so they talked and shared their experiences... After a few minutes, an old lady passing by asked the girl... "who you are talking to?" the girl replied, "the one I love" she replied... the old lady said, "you're joking...you're talking to yourself! Don't you know that there's a lost soul here? A guy was killed here for saving that tree against loggers!" the old lady looked at the guy and the guy said, "I'm here to fulfill our promise..." boy and girl talkin.. on the phone -Girl I love you. - Boy: Yeah I know everyone does! -Girl: Really? - Boy: Yeah...everyone of my friends that are girls tell me that everyday. - Girl: Oh...but am I only your friend? - Boy: No...you're my girlfriend...why? - Girl: So when I say I love you I
Rates And Comments Needed Here Asap
I am currently in The Sexiest Legs Contest and i need help of anyone willing to win I have some competition that will keep me on my toes so if your willing PLZ follow the link below and drop a ten and leave as many comments as you can. The more the better and it won't go unnoticed Thanks to all who help in advance!!! . this is the one but to make it right there are 12 others tho OK EVERYONE THE "SEXIEST LEGS ON FUBAR" CONTEST HAS NOW STARTED CLICK ON THE LINKS BELOW AND SUPPORT OUR CONTESTANTS..... RATE AND LEAVE AS MANY COMMMENTS AS YOU CAN CAUSE THE LADY WITH THE MOST GETS A ONE MONTH VIP!!!! BOMBING IS WELCOME NO PROGRAMS!!!!! NO BLANK COMMENTS!!!
No Longer Me
Sometimes, while listening to the tears in your voice, I am fallen to you so deeply that I am no longer me. I am taken, tumbled, tossed, turned to something new, better than I could ever be without your name from my lips - you are that much. If I could choose to love someone, choose her by the color of her hair, her eyes, the shape of her breasts, or the way she feels welded to me, bare and flushed, it would be you, no other. I have no tomorrow, until you come to me. © All rights reserved
W00t W00t
Awwwww poor me is out of rates i have nothing to do lol........so imma beg pls rate my stuff help me lvl plzzzzzzzzzzzz if ya wuv me =)
Surveys You Can Take For Me
If you could have three wishes, what would you spend them on? If you were trapped on an island with only one Cd, what would you want it t What one super power would you most like to have? You and one other person surive the Armaggedon, who is the other person? If you had to save one thing from your burning house, what would it be? If you had 24 hours to live, what would you spend it doing? After the 24 hours, how would you most like to go out? Would you rather give an orgasm on command or receive one? You can get away with murdering any one person, who do you choose? What one person would you bring back from the dead? You can make one person fall eternally in love with you, who do you choose? You can wipe one animal completely out of existence, what do you choose? What country would you most like to wipe out of existence? This or that Live forever (aging) or die young Be a porn star or a prostitute Kill your favorite pet or kill your favorite sibling Su
A House. . .not Home. . .
    A House . . .Not HOME   A House of Cards . . .           Walls fortified by the echoes of yesterdays           Making it harder to tear down in many ways           Its many rooms hold painful memories           Untold secrets buried so the world doesn't see . . .                                       . . . the past lives on for me . . . The House of Pain . . .           The anguished cries ~ the tears of a child           So many scars that she's tried in vain to hide          
Bad Day
A friend and I compiled these videos and we hope you like them.
What Is A Friend
A friend is someone who understands and someone you can trust. They will listen to you both night and day without ever making a fuss. A friend will stand by your side when you are right and sometimes when you are wrong. They will hold you up when you are weak and provide support to make you strong. A friend's love is unconditional and unique in every way. And when you have problems a true friend will kneel with you and pray. A friend will stand by your side through thick and thin. And whenever everyone have deserted you they still will be your friend. A friend once said to me that a friend is sent from God above and I believe this to be true. Because God has sent a friend to me and that friend to me is YOU.
A Thank You For My Friends
Thank you for being there when I needed you... and even when I didn't, Thank you for being there through the good times... and the bad, Thank you for being there to encourage my dreams.... and my crazy ideas, Thank you for catching me... before I fell down, Thank you for wiping away the tears... when I was crying, Thank you for cheering me up... and making me laugh, Thank you for all the great memories... and the bad, But most of all... thank you... For being you!
Help Him Out
ok so he asked for some help and I have reached my limit, but I thought maybe some of you could help him level up.
My Soul Mate
We met but once as though by chance, we didn't date, or did we dance. We looked into each other's eyes without deception or disguise. A silent message passed between your hungry heart was plainly seen. You saw desire I could not hide, you looked at me and saw inside. How could a glance have said so much, and cause a chill without a touch? What was that chemistry that night, that promised what we felt was right? What satisfaction we'd have missed, If we had not reached out and kissed. I do not know if it was you, or was it I who said, "Let's do." But on that night our souls were bare as surely as our bodies there. Our bodies moved in harmony, I couldn't tell the you from me. And locked in passion as we were, my sense of time began to blur. I must have known you from before, how else could you have reached my core? In life perhaps before this one what had we shared? What had we done? With what I felt, emotions vast, I must have lo
Im Lonely
GIRLFRIEND APPLICATION 1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Fave Color: 4. Whats your sign? 5. Phone Number: 6. Location: 7. Height: 8.Hair (color and style): 9.Piercings/tattoos: HERE COMES THE FUN ... ... ... 1. Are we friends? 2. Do you have a crush on me? 3. Would you kiss me? 4. ...with tongue? 5. Would you enjoy it? 6. Would you ever ask me out? 7. Would you make a move on me in a movie theater? 9. Would you take care of me when I'm sick? 10. Do you want to tell me something that you couldn't before? 11.Would you walk on the beach with me? 12. If you heard a rumor about me, would you defend me? 13. Do you/have you talked about me? 14. Do you think I'm a good person? 16.Do you think I'm cute? 18.Would you dance with me? 19.Would you come over for no reason just to hang out? What Do You Think Of My? 1.Personality: 2.Eyes: 3.Face: 4.Hair: W0ULD Y0U... give me your number?________
You And Me
You and I have separate hearts But they beat to the same drum If I ever have a problem You knows exactly where I'm coming from Have you ever wondered why your heart beats? I sometimes wonder about mine But I know the real answer And I can't get him off my mind You see our hearts beat to the same drum Because there synchronized Like two watches that tell the same time There identical in both eyes If you struggles, I struggle But together we make it through Because together were indestructible Like a nail or a screw You can hit us, bash us And pound us into a wall But when you pull us out We'll still be standing tall Because we're two hearts, one heart beat This way we're twice as strong And with a love as strong as ours What could possibly go wrong? "When a Cop Sleeps" Sometimes when a cop sleeps, the demons come. The demons bring all the things you want to forget. The demons bring the tears and sweat, the spit and the blood, Oh God the blood.
Ugh!
I dont understand why people decide its okay to go and inform others of personal stuff to begin with. If they were suppose to know they would of told everyone what was going on in the first place!! I have a family member who is going through a lot of HELL...This person would do anything at anytime for anyone!!! no questions asked. This person has NEVER turned his back on anyone in the family. Some call him an asshole for speaking his mind or being so blunt but then again those same people are right there to ask for a "favor". Well, this person like I said is dealing with the type of hell most of us would freakin crack from...I know I sure the hell would of by now and I can mention about 5 of my family members (and they know who they are!!!) that took it upon theirself to go and blab their mouth about his problems to just about anyone freakin person that would lend an ear! Everyone has turned their back on this person..you would think his family would be there for him...family..that is
If I Could
how can this be that you come to mean so much to me in this short span of time i begin to see you as mine with words spoken so sweetly and all arranged so neatly youre the one i will never deny and to you i will never lie so keep me near and ill break whatever you fear youve made me a better man with that ill do anything i can all i want is to make you happy as long as youre there to back me with promises i would die to keep and ill stay close while you sleep ill do whatever i have to all because i love you.. to care not for lust and only for trust this is what defines one who is out for more than just fun what brings one to his knee's someone with many inner-beauties who is worth one's tears and to be one's only fears when everything starts to fade away the one who has worth will stay to be immortal in one's eyes and the most important of tie's I have lost myself a thousand times and I have crossed even more lines it wa
Poem.....
Just A Poem That Has Always Made Sense To Me... After awhile...you learn the subtle difference, Between holding a hand and chasing a soul. And you learn that love doesn't mean leaning And company doesn't mean security And you begin to learn that kisses aren't contracts And presents aren't promises And you begin to accept your defaults With your head up and your eyes open With the grace of a woman, not the grief of a child And you learn to build all your roads on today Because tomorrow's ground it to uncertain for plans And future's have a way of falling down in midflight And after awhile you learn That sunshine burns if you get to much So, you plant your own garden And decorated your own soul Instead of waiting for someone to bring you flowers And you learn that you really can endure That you really are strong And you really do have worth And you learn and learn With each goodbye.... you learn
Giving Thanks
DEAR GOD: I want to thank You for what you have already done. I am not going to wait until I see results or receive rewards; I am thanking you right now. I am not going to wait until I feel better or things look better; I am thanking you right now. I am not going to wait until people say they are sorry or until they stop talking about me; I am thanking you right now.. I am not going to wait until the pain in my body disappears ; I am thanking you right now. I am not going to wait until my financial situation improves; I am going to thank you right now. I am not going to wait until the children are asleep and the house is quiet; I am going to thank you right now. I am not going to wait until I get promoted at work or until I get the job; I am going to thank you right now. I am not going to wait until I understand every experience in my life that has caused me pain or grief; I am thanking you right now. I am not going to wait until the journey gets easier or the challenges are remo
Leveling Crew Goals
STANDARD OPERATION PROCEDURE FOR ENTERING LEVELING CREW!! 1 : to fan / rate crew members . 2 : try to introduce ourselves to everyone we can. 3 : return the fan / rate to all members that hit ur page . 4 : as our profile hit's 8,000 points to level to drop the home page a mailing letter letting me know ahead of time. 5 : ZERO TOLERANCE for NO DRAMA. if anyone has an issue with a crew member then i don't expect of u to be asked to do their page. if there's any issues thou i 'd like to have some idea that way i as leader know. 6 : we aren't a bombing crew for contests but if u want to be part of a bomber crew i can also direct u to the families bomber page as well. our rules here are different from that of bomber crew. 7 : if u want a leveling crew design pic. it can be made but i need a pic that u want on it .
Todays Targets
if you have time we can use some extra luv lets stop in & say hello :D:D Warlock@ fubar Hello Everyone. Glad to see that everyones reading this. Are You ready to have some real fun & get EXTRA attention & Luv to Your Profile ? It's gonna be an open theme pic contest but no NSFW entries . Well here comes how You can get extra luv all the way around. Contest is gonna start on May 25th(Sun) at 10 am (Pacific)- 1pm(Eastern)& run til June 4th(Wed) at 10 am (Pacific)- 1pm(Eastern). All entries need to be sent to ßlðñÐïe in private message to enter.Link is at bottom to her profile. All pic rates will be worth 10 points over all so theres no need to worry about down ratings of your pics. 1ST Place needs 40,000 comments to qualify. Winner gets 350,000 Fu Bucks. 200-11's to Your profile added. Winner gets to be Pimped out on 3 profiles for a week & pimp out bully for a week. plus a vip or 7 day blast. 2nd Place needs 30,000 comments to qualify.
Life
Misc. Rantings Of Me, Yay
this is SO WEIRD....... I was sitting downtown today, making jewelry like I tend to do, and at one point a rather good looking guy walks past and says hello and I say hello back. I get online later and post my mumm about not having dating options and should I continue to pursue or should I lay back and wait. this guy sends me a friend request on myspace and he looks familiar. Thought maybe I had talked to him before, or went to school with him. Looked over his page and seemed very very interesting and he was rather good looking. Sent him a message saying how interesting he seemed and we exchanged instant messenger ID's and come to find out.... he's the guy that walked past me!!! He didnt even realize it until we started talking and I mentioned jewelry making and going downtown!! fate is so DAMN WEIRD.............. seriously... just wonder now WHY fate has brought us together.... hmmmmm... he's got a kid... so hmmm..... and he's 30 which is usually above my age
Thats It....thats What Im Talking About
Greetings one and all... And thanks for the read...The older I get...The wiser I feel..I dont feel sacraficing my 23 yr old youth for a 40 yr old intellegence is a even or better deal...Nor do I feel the need to combine the two either...I feel as young as I act and sometimes thats barely reaching 2nd grade level...Is there such a thing as reversal of intellectual mind set as one grows older?...I dont know but I sure do find playing games online and the competiveness of it appealing...Video gaming has come a long way since the big the yellow pie was eating dots and being chased by curtain drapes with eyes around the board only to turn blue for that kick ass bonus you got!...What was it again? 200pts for the first blue smurf you ate...then I think it went all the way up to 800pts....wow plz dont make me research this useless information...Cause now Im dying to know what the total value of all the blue ghosts in pac man is worth!...Wow!...has it come to this?...Is my life this pethetic
No Pussy
A farm family were gathering in the kitchen for breakfast. As the youngest son sat down, his mother told him he wasn't going to get anything to eat until he'd fed the animals.Angry, he thumped out the door and headed for the chicken coop. As he feed the chooks, he kicked each one in the head. The it was off to the paddock to feed the cow.As she bent down to start on some fresh hay, he kicked in the head. He pour slops into a trough for the pigs and as they started eating, kicked them in the head. He then headed back to the kitchen and sat down.His mother was outraged. I saw what you did. Since you kicked the chickens you'll get no eggs for breakfast and since you kicked the cow no milk. Also no bacon or sausages because you kicked the pigs. His father came down the stairs and nearly tripped on the cat and kicked it. The boy looked up at Mum and said. Are you gonna tell him or should i??
I'm Bringing Sexy Back
This goes out for the men and women who love completely natural.. small breasted women.. See, people.. you don't need HUGE ones to a beautiful woman or be thought of as one!!!
Just A Moment Of Silence For Wayne, R.i.p!
I just want everyone to no that 2day is a 1 year memorial since my former employer/good friend passed away. His name was Gerald "Wayne" Welch. I worked as his P.A For over a year during a termenal illness he had, He was a very kind hearted man and I would like a moment of silence 2 day for him. He will trully be missed by many family and friends... REST IN PEACE WAYNE.... WE MISS YOU! LOVE, Sara

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