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If Only Mom Could Fix This Boo-boo!
  If only mom could fix the boo-boo once again! Remember running in the house with blood running down the knee and mom wiping your tears and fixing the boo-boo? Well, this is a boring story to some, so don't feel like you have to sit here and read all this. I am writing this all down for the benefit of some friends on here that care. I had a mammogram done on April 8th. Got a call to go have another mammogram done at the Surgical Breast Center on the 19th. After the mammogram, I had to sit and wait for a bit not having any idea of what was going on, but didn't like it one little bit. A few minutes later I was told they wanted to do an ultrasound on the right breast and a biopsy. I wasn't too overly concerned because I had this done a couple of years ago to the same breast. After that I was told someone would call me with the results. Again, nothing abnormal about that, either. The following Monday afternoon, April 22nd, I got a call from the doctor who did the biopsy and si
Expedition
Well another day out here ! Meeting good people and making the best of a bad situation ! Time is slow out here ? Its like all the walking and catching busses is all I do ! Besides grabbing a good book or two at the library ! It moves slow and it is dangerous out there! Im in a good part of town but there was a killing 4 blocks up from my camp ! Its fenced in I just wish I had a key to the gate lol ! Really ! Food is good but work is another story ! Im running out of money quick ! But got a couple of leads on some side jobs just need to get my tools to the job! But its been over all pretty good Im alive and full stomach ! Greatfull to have another shot at another day!  Well lets see since my horriable month of july most people would say im basically homeless now ! ? Well I will document and post pictures of my time on the streets of lousiville ! Day 1 and 2 really sucked because of rain ! The tent I have really helps lol ! Im a advid hiker and know how to survive in the great outdoors t
Naughty Little Girl!!
WOW what an awesome night all because I have an awesome Daddy!!!! I Am Big Daddy gave me a task a couple weeks ago, to find my own sub so that I may learn how to obey better and be more submissive. After doing a lot of searching, I finally found someone that just might fit. My second task was given to me first of the week, to be fucked by Sunday (today...funny thing is..its Big Daddy's birthday today as well...what a strange gift to want, but nothing i wouldn't do for him). Big Daddy said i needed to be fucked to in a way put me back in my place...as Big Daddy advised I get a little sassy and moody when i don't get my dose of cock. Boy do i know it, I could be fucked every day...just think of how happy this Naughty Little Girl would be if she could get cock every day!!! My Big Daddy knows me oh so well! :-) So in my attempt to accomplish one task, i did both in one setting. I made plans to have the new sub come over last night........and it was well worth the wait. Most of the day
Making Things Clear
When it comes to a conflict in your relationship, if there is a problem fix it. Don't let something you can't agree on cause a stalemate. Better yet, come up with a solution you can both agree on. Each day that passes by that NOTHING was done about it is another day gone by, another moment that that person is angry with you. Another day that the person feels heartbroken, abandoned, not appreciated and unloved. You might as well give that other person permission to turn their back on you. Permission to let them cheat. The last thing we want to hear is "Where do we go wrong?", or "Why did that person cheat on me?". You know why. It's because of pride, foolishness, and sheer stupidity. Hold on to your convictions if you must, but they better be valid. If you truly love someone, you wouldn't let one day, much less one hour go by that your mate is pissed off at you. EVER. A person that has bluntness, sassiness, and flair is a person who has a great deal of life and passion flowing through t
My Time To Vent
Okay it seems that I have to let some of this out and not sit in a corner letting things go! There has been so many things in the last year that has happened and I am done just sitting back and keep my mouth shut. I know a few people on here online and off and I have come to find out exactly how some truely are. It is not how it seems online as in the real life! You want to sit and act like your innocent and have never done nothing wrong so that people do not turn away from you but, yet in the background offline you hate on half of the people you call your "friends" to me that is absolutely funny and when people let others know exactly how you are you write a blog trying to cover yourself. Lmao thats good and hmmm sooner or later the whole truth will come out and all those that thought you were that way well their blindfolds will come off and reality will kick in! I am not on here to play highschool games I am on here to have fun meet new people and that is it. Because in reality this
Musings, Rants & Cons
Here's the July 2012 Musings, Rants & Cons Archived Posts, please rate blog if you view: Drama Revisited - Put up or shut up. http://fubar.com/drama-revisited-words-for-the-wise/b56627-1180132 Slow blogging month, dangit. Info on new default policy- http://fubar.com/your-default-flagged/b56627-1175079Social Media Rant - http://fubar.com/most-overused-and-bastardized-phrases/b56627-1174987Sporks upate - http://fubar.com/sporks-update-travis-mullis-waives-rights-to-appeal-time-to-/b56627-1174976Facebook photos of the day - http://fubar.com/facebook-photos-of-the-day/b56627-1174857Anonib and a Fake Maker Update- http://fubar.com/anonib-and-a-fake-maker-update/b56627-1174499Stupid encounters by IC51- http://fubar.com/today-s-wtf-moment/b56627-1173746 May was a busy blogging month. Enjoy these archives: Farcebook: http://www.fubar.com/sign-of-the-times-ii-and-a-memorial-day-special/b56627-1176713 Anonib is back: http://www.fubar.com/anonib-com-part-ii/b56627-1176241
In The Mouth Of Madness
Since my return to the Fu, I have come across some really cool people on here from old friends to new ones... If  you didn't make the list don't worry about it... I will continue to add to this list as time goes on but for now I wanted to show some love to the men and women that have made this site fun for me and hopefully I have helped make it more fun for all of you as well...  
The Futard Chronicles
Yet another idiot on FuOwned.  Who among you fails to realize that this site is a social networking GAME and one sub GAME on this site is FuOwned?   It seems as though some people feel they have a real world  claim on other players~ as if you can ever own another human being! Get real...  I don't give a squirrel's furry nut sac if you have get bent because I buy someone from you in FuOwned. I don't do it to be a psycho, I don't do it because I feel I have some claim on any other person, I don't do it to be territorial~ or ay other lame`arsed reason you true nut cases come up with. The ONLY reason I buy people is because it's one of the sub GAMES I like to play. It's part of the GAME. If you can't afford it, find something else or play the game of Fubar more and make more FuBucks. If you can't handle competition, get offline and read a BOOK (can you even read?). If you're a jealous freak, seek a mental health professional for your issues~ daddy issues? abandonment issues? attachment
Me
last wednesday night i started up the first of 2 famplifiers i had planned for the evening.  a few minutes later a pain that i had been experiencing across my chest became worse.  within the hour i was in a helicopter on my way to the coronary unit at asheville. within an hour of my arrival there a coronary surgeon went through my wrist to successfully place a stent into the artery which was clogged with plaque.  i was very lucky to have have received such quick and competent care.  two days after the heart attack, the echocardiogram revealed no damaged heart tissue, which was attributed to the swift response i received, and it means the risk of another heart attack is much less.  my body weight is about ideal and my diet is much better than most people, but i have kept this one bad habit of smoking.  i was aware that smoking posed a heart risk, but i believed that risk was limited to the threat of blood clots forming in my lower legs.  i was naive, thinking i had things "under contr
My Friend Tom - Obit
I  only want to leave a couple of links here for yall. This is for Tom's friends. I lost my best friend on fu. And I so suck at making blogs, so please forgive me. I have 2 links yall can go see yourself and leave your condolences to Tom's family. I know he would like that.  this is the best link: http://www.legacy.com/obituaries/delawareonline/obituary.aspx?n=thomas-a-bennett&pid=152767617    here is one more link: http://hosting-24437.tributes.com/show/Thomas-Bennett-92009985   Again , forgive me cuz I am so tired and so heartbroken about losing my best friend . Hugs to everyone :)
365 Day Project
What do you collect? What is your GREATEST accomplishment? What is yout high-priced indulgence?
Big Reds Pony Academy Rules
WELCOME TO THE ACADEMY!!! (This blog is under construction and will be updated from time to time as time allows. ) NO MOBILE PHONES for Pony Chasing!!! If u r on a phone u will loose too many ponies. Please inform me if u r on a mobile phone if I contact you to chase.  I iwll find another chaser.  CHASER POSITIONS: 1.  I am the pony whisperer. 2. 1st up: u r the top of the list and the chaser at the moment. It is very important to be at the SB, shout box, if you are first up.  If you need to leave the SB for any reason please tell me so I can make sure I have an alternate ready.   3. 1st Alternate: 2nd up 4. 2nd Alternate: 3rd up   There are 3 things to do when I send you a dirty pony to polish.  1. Polish 2. Rate the owner.   (Polishing of the pony goes by in the live feed of the owner so very quickly and is in the live feed for such a short period of time, most pony owners have no idea who polishes their pony or when it was polished. It is very easy to loose the time on o
Me
I am so tired of the new fu changes...Ta tas is tapping out. Social concepts...in your infinite wisdome you lost my cash going to you. it can now go to me me now and i can play on other social network sites for free.. I spent my fucking hard earned money and you changed rules at your discretion. you have that right right but you lost me and most of the ppl that pay cash to suppoirt your site. i put my head low in shame to say i have spent at least 20 k here. i expected a little loyalty or input  of changes to come. I did not get that. so i am gonna do what i have to do and leave. CIA You have all heard the song from the scorpions..winds of change right? If not it does not matter much the truth is winds of change are blowing through my page. First of all it was a shitty day at work, that is a given. I come home and se chaotic dream removed me from her fam. A craxy person vanessa...screen name of the second is heckling my family, my fu wife is mad at me and so is my best girly girl chris
Why
There is an empty space in my heart, A hole that was never there, Till the night we lost you. Now I sit here, My eyes empty and hollow, My heart crying tears for the loss of my partner, My cousin, and my best friend to. I feel like a former shadow of myself, Now that you’re no longer here, The joking, the laughter and memories will always live on, I wish I could have been there to say good bye, Only to realize that this is not good bye, Just a really long “I’ll see you later.” Down the line we will come together again, And then heaven will have some more to talk about, So I will see you later cousin, For we will be reunited again.
Farewell
well fu-ites here it is THAT day is finally here. ALL that have known me or know me know me for who i am...a fun loving flirtatious (extremely so sometimes). To all i am DVUS and i hope after reading all this ...those of my TRUE friends will remain so and stick by my side. SOME of you already know this but yes I am married and have been so over a year. It is not a fact that has been made actively known to EVERYONE....but some of you do know and know who you are. The reason for this lil "secret" was this the marriage i shared with my wife was one of openness and trust and knowing that no matter what....we loved each other. SOME have noticed the "INFAMOUS HAIR CLIPS" in one of my NSFW files and have pointed this out and through a few split ups and minor probs between me and the wife....that was explained away as the "ex".Welll like a fool i carried on this life even AFTER...BEFORE we were married i discovered my GF at the time having online sex and or phone sex with other guys....that wa
Dragon
how to treat a lady To every guy that's said, "Sex CAN wait" To every guy that's said, "You're beautiful." To every guy that was never too busy to drive across town to see her. To every guy that gives her flowers and a card when she is sick or down. To every guy who has given her flowers just because thats how he rolls. To every guy that did what she wanted to do. To every guy that cried in front of her. .... To every guy that she cried in front of... To every guy that holds hands with her. To every guy that kisses her with meaning. To every guy that hugs her when she's sad. To every guy that hugs her for no reason at all. To every guy who would give their jacket up for her. To every guy that calls to make sure she got home safe. To every guy that would sit and wait for her for hours just to see her for ten minutes..... To every guy that would give his seat up... To every guy that just wants to cuddle. To every guy that reassured her that she was beautiful no matter what. To every g
Scrapper Explains Blocked Accounts And Numbers For Names
It seems there are some users who are not playing straight with you about the facts. fubar is for fun but there is also a business side. We do not like to delete or ban good users. Our good users will attest to it. If you are a person who is not playing straight or who has spent over 400 bucks and isn't willing to verify they are who they are, then don't be butthurt or make excuses about this. You are the problem. Clear up your account and quit whining to your friends. If you are a rincarnate, you will be deleted. The following are the reasons you will see people in numbers or banned. 1. They have chargebacks, disputes or are contesting services they have received and used. (They stole from us)  Often times these people hustle people to log in and spend money on them and then whatever friendship they have goes south. The person who spent the money charges back and the account holder who hustled the money plays dumb and tells fubar we are the big bad assholes. Please don't
Men Get A Clue!!!
I'm writing this in big letters so you men can see it!  I have been online for several years. I have been on many social networking sites and it still amazes me as to the number of asshats who have no respect for women by coming into our SBs or private chats and saying "hey sexy" or "you're hot!"  This is not a way to introduce yourself. This just tells us women that you're an idiot looking to get his dick off. Which is a BIG turn-off when we are definitely not looking for that sort of thing. It also annoys the hell out of us! So, here is a little tip from me to you...DON'T DO IT!! You want to talk to us women then be respectful and considerate. Take the time to read our profiles before you open your fucking mouth. You might actually learn something. Realize that not all women are 1-900 operators *plus not all those "women" are women...trust me!* Plus don't come onto our profiles and berated, cuss at, or belittle us because we aren't in the mood for your bullshit or don't want to pl
Her Teasing Body
Master approaches his little one quietly - he likes to observe her before he announces his presence - she can never seem to lay quietly and wait for him until expressly ordered to do so.   She sits on the bed, staring out the window, brushing her long hair absently, then twisting it in her hands and combing the strands loose with her fingers.  The pattern is repeated as she sighs quietly while waiting for him.  Music plays softly in the background and covers his quiet approach.  The bed dips under his weight and her gasp of surprise is soft but welcoming as her Master comes to sit behind her.   His strong arms wrap around her as her head lifts to meet his for a soft, yet possessive kiss.  Her body melts into his as his hands stroke the silky soft skin of her arms.  His submissive rests her head back against his broad chest, feeling very warm and loved, her body soft and pliant - awaiting his desires.  Her hands absently caress his forearms - always enjoying the feel of
Boobs (duck!!!!!)
In Need Of Some Help Here Please!
Fu Xmas!!
On the First day of xmas the Fu Whores Gave me a herpes breakout that everyone could see. On the Second day of xmas the Fu Whores gave me two over used balls.  On the Third day of xmas the Fu Whores gave me three french ticklers.  On the forth day of xmas the Fu Whores gave me four calling pervs. On the Fifth day of xmas the Fu Whores gave me five golden cock rings.  On the sixth day of xmas the Fu Whores gave me six penises spraying.  On the seventh day of xmas the Fu Whores gave me seven whales a swimming. On the eighth day of xmas the Fu Whores gave me eight jacks a jacking. On the ninth day of xmas the Fu Whores gave me nine sluts a whoring.  On the tenth day of xmas the Fu Whores gave me ten sparkling belg's prancing.  On the eleventh day of xmas the Fu Whores gave me eleven begging bling whores.  On the twelfth day of xmas the Fu Whores gave me twelve over charged credit cards.  CHRISTMAS CAROLS FOR THE DISTURBED ~* 1. Schizophrenia --- Do You Hear What I Hear? * 2. Mu
Letting Go Isnt A Bad Thing
                                                            "LET GO"                                   To "Let Go" Takes Love   To "let go" does not mean to stop caring,it means I cant do it for someone else. To "let go" is not to cut myself off,it is the realization I can't control. To "let go" is not to enable,but  to allow learning from natural consequences. To "let go" is to admit powerlessness which meansthe outcome is not in my hands. To "let go" is not to try to change or blame another,it is to make the most of myself. To "let go" is not to care for,but to care about. To "let go" is not fix,but to be supportive. To "let go" is not judge, but to allow another to be a human being. To "let go" is not to be in the middle arranging all the outcomes,but to allow others to affect their own destinies. To "let go" is not to be protective,it is to permit another to face reality. To "let go" is not to deny,but to accept. To "let go" is not to nag, scold, or argue, but instead
Dick Champ.
Complains against men...                       1. YOU DONT GET LAID BY BEGGING FOR IT                       2. NO I DONT WANNA SEE YOUR PENIS ON CAM...oh its so big, are you happy now?(oh and stop video chatting me)                       3. at least friggin attempt a converstation before you ask me how big my boobs are                       4. stop fuckin trying to add me to your collection of females...i want a guy who is all about me                       5. i dont share...ever...(i.e. no threesomes)                       6. im a jealous person...(meaning i dont like it when my guy flirts with other girls internet or not)                       7. call me when you say you are...if you cant do something so small how are you gonna do anything else? be   dependable                       8. just because im with you/interested in you...doesnt mean you have me...so dont get too cocky                       9. dont wreck a sweet cuddle moment by trying to have sex with me...if i want
Life And Living
    There comes a time in your life, when you walk away from all the drama and the people who create it. Surround yourself with people who make you laugh, forget the bad, and focus on the good. Love the people who treat you right, and pray for the ones who don't. Life is too short to be anything but happy. Falling down is a part of LIFE, Getting back up is LIVING
My Random Thoughts
There once lived 2 computers that met on the net, the lived hapily spamming eachother over the years. One day they swaped coolant fluids n made beautiful hardware. They grew fast and constantly needed to be updated. They later grew up and tookover the net as their parents did n made beautiful malware which spread across the net. The parents grew out of date as their hardware soon grew to be full grown towers as they were. Soon they moved onto other sites n made more hardware n made many processors and became one big happy station.    That is all for this random thought of the week.
Grrrrr.. People Are Hella Lame Sometimes!
Theres a bunch of things that irritate the hell out of me on here.. But ima jus touch on a few for now.. Number 1 being that, just because you press the LIKE button on someone they think you wana fuck.. Sad but so very true.. Like i say on my profile page, i pressed your like button because i need the points (call me a point whore i dont give a fuck) im cool with you or i think your sexy.. Period!! It does not mean i want to fuck you in the slightest, neither does it mean im a lesbian for pressing another females like button!! I swear some people have some queer ideas bout how things work.. Number 2, being called, hun, babe, sweetie, baby, boo, when clearly my name reads Kay Kay.. Like seriously, you cant see my name?? Yall know how that song by Destinys Child goes right? SAY MY NAME, SAY MY NAME!! Number 3, being told what to do.. Grrrrrrrrrrrr annoying!! Im a grown ass woman, you aint my Momz or my Daddy so STFU!! Number 4, some people on here have no manners what so damn ever.
Hotties :)
Hotties,and fellow friends lol idk any othre wayt to put it. Here is the deal,I need everyones participation especially from all my hotties and officers. I have seen numerous changes,but just because i give you a good nod that your doing good,doesnt mean for you to stop. In order for us to keep the hotties going i need everyones help,   So first off i would love to hear everyone out what is something you wish the hotties had? Something we should change? and any others ideas you may have,you can place them here,but most likely they will be read faster if you come to me directly on my homepage.   my officers know what they should be doing,and i do hope to see messages from you guys on Sunday in regards to your teams.   Another thing is im looking for 2 new hottie officers Some of the things officers would need to do is 1.show love to the homepage/chief 2. You will be assigned a team,you need to show your team love,make sure they show it back,keep track of your team m
Orderly
Wondering, where all the ordinary people went. I maneuver myself through this virtual world, Full of faces of people like ghost in the machine. So where did, all the ordinary people go? Maybe we have come to a point in the time line when its cool to not be. (Ordinary) that is.  No longer wondering. Personally I've never been to interested in anything very Ordinary. It just wasn't me.....But in the end, if all else fails and falls by the wayside, we can all just be fucking Ordinary together!!!           “He who controls the past controls the future. He who controls the present controls the past.” ― George Orwell, 1984 "When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro"..      Hunter S Thompson  I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me. Hunter S. Thompson A question that sometimes drives me hazy: am I or are the others crazy? Albert Einstein  “Listen to the mustn'ts, child. Listen to the don'ts
User/scammer
There is a new scammer/user on here  http://fubar.com/william_napier. There are other blogs on this guy.  Yes i am the ex fu-fiance that was used and lied to and backstabbed.  He was new on here so i thought i would help him and show him how to enjoy fubar.  I gave him my points off many god modes and famps and even bought him a Boomy.  Yes i know im a dumbass but i wanted to help. I leveled him 5 times and inroduced him to other family that he used as well.  He promised to get me bling and pay for fu=marriage and pay my friend for the skin and pics and tags she made him.  when it came time he had excuse he did not get pd.  We let it slide. Then he promised to pay this past monday. Never happened.  I went to another friend he was talking to and found out he was slandering me and saying same things to her as he was to me and he made same promises and never pd.  He claims his mom died the day he was supposed to pay us and start running all these famps he promised other ppl. Well i looked
Fubar Scumbags
  I was talking to another long time Fubar member about times past here on Fubar and the subject of Baby Alijah came up. Some of you who were not members at the time may even remember the case since it was so high profile, and so horrific.  The mother Caren Kohberger (aka "I Love Sporks) and the father Travis Mullis (aka DJ Roc) were both members of Fubar at the time. The mother was a legend (red member).  I was just thinking what ever happened with the case and what if any sentence was handed down to the father so I did some digging around on google. I couldnt remember either of their fubar names nor their real names, but luckily for me Google understand stupid so I type in "texas baby thrown from car" and voila Baby Alijah was the first to come up in the hits. Some of you may remember this woman at first began passing out pictures like the one above but with ribbons on them acting as though she didnt know what happened to her child. So many people felt so badly for this piece of shi
My Everything
You are my inspiration to not give up.You are my strength to face anything.You are my courage to fight my battles.you are my wisdom to make my de scions.You are my sight to see things in a different light.You are my touch to feel things better...You are my breath so I can live.  .                                                                                                       \ You are my laugh to enjoy life. You are my heart so I can feel love You are my Everything.
Lost In Confusion
Lost in confusion and total self bliss I've found the relation between dream and wish A dream is a fantasy lived only while asleep But a wish has a compass vast, far and deep. A dream can bring true the wish never thought As your mind wanders aimlessly and feelings are sought. But a wish is a simple, momentous undertaking A grasping of things while still in the making. Now my understanding of wish and of dreams Have broadened my scope - or so it would seem But still I'm confused and nothing is clear Because you are a wish, yet a dream so dear. With the breath of each day, I wish for your sight Visions of loveliness turned to dreams in the night You've become such a fantasy with realistic tones I long for your love and time spent alone Sadly enough my dreams cause confusion For all their purpose are meager illusion And though the dawn of each day may be cheerful to sight I fear the darkness and my continuing fight. For now its a war - a battle within A dreadful nightmare which rationali
Semi Poetic Stuff
This is where the sad people go  The ones who wander The dampened souls Here they congregate in misery  Here in this place of blackened screens Feigned gestures of heartfelt expression The toils of a lackluster life from which we slumber   ~A feels like static  try not to panic thoughts just race no specific pace fast then slow the back again self contained mental whirlwind emotions fade in and out going crazy  without a doubt
Best Divorce Letter
BEST DIVORCE LETTER EVER Dear Wife, I’m writing you this letter to tell you that I’m leaving you forever. I’ve been a good man to you for 7 years & I have nothing to show for it. These last 2 weeks have been hell. ... Your boss called to tell me that you quit your job today & that was the last straw. Last week, you came home & didn’t even notice I had a new haircut, had cooked your favorite meal & even wore a brand new pair of silk boxers. You ate in 2 minutes, & went straight to sleep after watching all of your soaps. You don’t tell me you love me anymore; you don’t want sex or anything that connects us as husband & wife. Either you’re cheating on me or you don’t love me anymore; whatever the case, I’m gone. Your EX-Husband P.S. don’t try to find me. Your SISTER & I are moving away to West Virginia together! Have a great life! —— Dear Ex-Husband Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter. It’s t
Me
OK wellfirst and foremost here is a few of my medical conditions that cause me to spend so much time in the hospital,common varriable immune deficiancy,(no not aids this is a genic condition)it causes lung infections, neuro cardiogenic syncopy-causes blood preasure to drop with no warning lots of passing out,chronic asthma,MD MY tendons in the back of my legs never grew-causes bad leg cramps and toe walking,chronic migrins-was hit in the back of the head 20 years ago in a robbery-no i was robbed lol. Now you know a little bit, I love friends and family,lost my sweet Mother in Febuary and yes i am a mommas boy lol. I have been married three times two when I was young then a long one.single now and never know maybe there is a sweet lady that may want me someday, LOVE YA ALL, WALLY THANKS FOR READING
Yim And Or Other Antics
another discussion in my YIM ... this is a compliment from a friend of mine about my never ending battle and struggle against weight loss; Friend: you know what you are trying to achieve, do not throw away all your wonderful work because of one little set back, all that matters is that your having a red hot go and that im very proud of you ! Me: awww ty Friend: pleasure belle Me: maybe i shoulda just had dim sims for dinner thems is tasty Friend: wether your fat or thin big or small you will always be a fucking retard to me ! Me: roflmao (chokes on her dimsim) Friend: lol Me: thats the nicest thing anyones ever said to me roflmao Frien: karma, i choked half to death on a piece of salami Having a conversation in my yim about a certain person that just gives me the wrong kind of vibes and this comment made me lose it on cam in the lounge....    Like my ex, her cooch is prob so loose now, you need to tie a board to ur ass so you don't fall in after being sent a ss of my cleavag
Yup
...in stupidity.   After slappin the snooze a few times, lethargic from the weekend festivities, I finally got up and hustled about getting myself ready to return to the office and start the new work year. I was also happy to enjoy at least one day of very light traffic, albiet an increase in parked troopers, still a nice ride, devoid of the usual bevy of idiots playin whats my lane, convinced that their antics will win them any more than 2 spots up in traffic and 30 secs earlier arrival. 30 miles of carefree driving, only to arrive and find....................................an empty parking lot..... I threw my head back and belly laughed for at least 2 mins. Can you believe this fukin shit right here. Now given most of our holidays are floaters for us management type folk, unless they take a tally and no one wants to come in, then they will put out an announcement that they are officially closing for business. I dont recall seeing such a memo, but then again I didnt take it upo
O Fubar Tree, O Fubar Tree
O FUBAR TREE, O FUBAR TREE WHY ARE YOU ALWAYS CHANGING O FUBAR TREE, O FUBAR TREE WHY ARE LE BLING NEVER CHANGING NOT ONLY GREEN, WHEN KRISTINA'S HERE BUT ALSO BLUE, WHEN FACEBOOKS NEAR  O FUBAR TREE, O FUBAR TREE WHY ARE YOU ALWAYS CHANGING  THE PLEASURE THAT FUBAR GIVES ME LOVED AND LIKED WHEN IM A BOOMY BOMBED AND RATED WHEN IM GLOOMY O FUBAR TREE, O FUBAR TREE IF BABY J WOULD LOWER THE PONY I MYSELF WOULD GET SO HORNY O FUBAR TREE, O FUBAR TREE I HOPE TO SEE YOU IN THE MORNING WITH HOPES OF BLING IN MY STOCKING NEW LEVELS THAT ARE UNLOCKING O FUBAR TREE, O FUBAR TREE WHY ARE YOU ALWAYS CHANGING DREAMS OF GIRLS THAT ARE UNBLOUSING PRETTY LEGS ALL ON MY MOUSY O FUBAR TREE, O FUBAR TREE SEND ME GOD MODES ALL THE BLING FOR THAT I WILL  SHOW YOU MY DINGALING O FUBAR TREE, O FUBAR TREE WHY ARE YOU SO AMAZING!!
My Valentines Day.top 8 Desires! Spoil Me!
the list is ordered.. 1 as being most desired 1. vip 1 to6 month is always grand..really been wanting a 1 month blast..plus u get a fam add for however long  you vip me or blast u gift me..plus a salute sfw or nsfw for longer vip gifts such as 3 to 6 months vip or u can choose to have my points instead of salute.. 12 or 24 hrs(12 hrs for 1 mon vip or blast) ( 24 hr for 3 to 6mo vip) 2. bling packs any size..larger sizes get  more goodies and salutes or fam adds can be offered n discussed. 3. passion ruby hearts bling and or sparkling hearts bling...plus u get 1 gmonth fam add plus 1 sexy salute.. and added to fam when i host my next hh..(while i famp) 4. love potion.. jewel heart.. u will get  semi perm fam adds we can discuss length n other goodies1  im open to extra spoilng of you if i receive these blings. 5. ability bling..my fav is a polisher..cherry bomb..rock star or boomys...any ability bling get 1 month fam add n salute..and added to my fam when i host next hh.(while i fa
My Wedding Story
I have been in many places, but I've never been in Cahoots. Apparently, you can't go alone. You have to be in Cahoots with someone. I've also never been in Cognito. I hear no one recognizes you there. I have, however, been in Sane. They don't have an airport; you have to be driven there. I have made several trips there, thanks to my friends, family and work. I live close so it's a short drive. I would like to go to Conclusions, but you have to jump, and I'm not too much on physical activity anymore. I have also been in Doubt. That is a sad place to go, and I try not to visit there too often. I've been in Flexible, but only when it was very important to stand firm. Sometimes I'm in Capable, and I go there more often as I'm getting older. One of my favorite places to be is in Suspense! It really gets the adrenalin flowing and pumps up the old heart! At my age I need all the stimuli I can get! And, sometimes I think I'm in Vincible but life shows me
Norway Revokes American Independence
This is the case: By Anders Kanten in Norgesveldet - America must rejoin The Norwegian Empire   In light of your failure to elect a competent President of the USA and thus to govern yourselves, we hereby give notice of the Revocation of Your Independence, effective immediately. His Majesty King Harald V will resume monarchical duties over all states and territories except Kansas, which he does not fancy. Your new prime minister, Jens Stoltenberg, will appoint a governor for America without the need for further elections. Congress and the Senate will be disbanded. A questionnaire may be circulated next year to determine whether any of you noticed.   The claim to the American continent origins from the fact that Leiv Erikson declared "Vinland" a part of the Norwegian reign as early as 1000 AD. This has never been revoked. The legal term "occupation" is defined by international law as a right to seed ownership of newly discovered lands. Due to the enormous deficit in your na
Love The One Your With?
She stood quietly sipping a cold drink and looking out the kitchen window. She took in a deep breath and let it out slowly thinking about a song line, 'If you can't be with the one you love, love the one you're with.' She smiled and then bowed her head looking into the sink. "Fuck it." she said and took her drink and walked to the living room and sat in her recliner, set the glass down and pulled her lap top into her lap. She logged on and stared at the screen. 3 inbox messages. 1 notification, 8 profile comments and 27 unread gift messages. She clicked the comments and returned them one at a time. Of course he had not commented, she told him she could not continue the flirting. Still she opened the notification and smiled. She returned the shitface to her dear friend and then back to the home page. She opened the gift messages and went through them one at a time. Returning those that were not one of the rounds drinks and just opening the others. Two from him, round drinks, friend and
My Boobs Vote For Wickedghost
Stinky Poetry And Other Musings
I wrote this poem for Kippi for her birthday (I know, I'm a little soft in the head; that's just who I am).     “There are things that I know that only make sense to me, Such as, how the cold rain draw lightning across the skin As you dance manically among the puddles, through crisp breezes Heavy with moisture and life and reminders that life is best served wet, And how faces elude you in your mind when you look at them But pester you when you don’t, flooding your mind with useless names And pointless notions of being thoughtless, tactless, and crude When all you want is to remember an old face you once thought rude.   There are things that I know that only make sense to me, Like, how old leather reminds me of overstuff chairs that litter Offices of those that make such casual decisions, such as “should you get that mortgage?” “Should your insurance claim be paid?”, “Will you get bereavement time to visit your dead aunt’s g
Shoutbox Fun
Clear HistoryClose armlexcar Buzz:   buzzed Level: Ninja (19) Gender: Male, 43 Location: United States   10:06pm armlexcar: HI BEAUTYFUL HOW ARE U 10:08pm Cannibal: I am just ducky, how are yo 10:09pm armlexcar: I AM JUST OUT CONTROL I HOPE U CAN UNDERSTAND ME 10:10pm Cannibal: sure..what is up?
Poems
The Warning( From my dreams) I found myself walking along On an old cobble-stone laneRunning side by side the AtlanticOf an ancient Eriu' seaside town I knew I was to meet him hereThat dear soul once bound with mineHe visits me inside my dreamsFrom the place where theres no space or time. The sun shone warmly upon my face The wind brought me gently to the placeOf an old stone bridge with a sittng benchA stream below rolled down into the sea. There he was bent over the wallAnd staring at the stream belowHe jumped o'er the wall and down the bankI followed as much in wonder The water foul and of sulphur smellKneeling down he began to drinkDo not do so, good soul said IIf you drink that you will die. He gazed at me with piercing eyesA painful sorrow across his faceRising up he climbed the bankHe was now to leave this place We walked along in silenceMe wondered with time to thinkWhat water have I been drinkingThats made my soul to stink. ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ "So You Say" So you say that you ca
About Me Fubar Style
My name is George. I don't ask for much, I never have. New friends & fans, profile rates & likes all make me happy. There are not many things on Fubar that are free, these things are. I'm here to play the game and make friends. I have been here since July of 2009. I have met many people here and have made a few good friends as well. I have taken a few fu vacations over the years, but I always seem to return. I enjoy playing the game and chatting with others. When I am online I usually rate several hundred and like several thousand people a day. I sometimes get confused on my travels through fu. I have even been known to get lost trying to find my way back home. So, if I visit your page and leave a comment more than once a day, please know that you were rated, liked and poked (added and fanned, if not done so already) by me that day.  I'm probably one of the most honest, open and outspoken people here on Fubar. I have been known to speak my mind and will continue to do so. I have nev
Updates
 SNOWBUNNY 'S LAST HOURS:   She had a badly swollen leg.with a severe staph infection they think, from her leg,something (that?)   It spread to her her kidneys that shut down, then her liver, shut down. Then it spread to her brain. She was in a comma for 3 days before the Dr, Gave her a couple days to live bcuz nothing else could possibly be done. She went into a comma on April 28,2013.  (went in at 5pm) in Hospice,off the machines, MY FINAL WORDS ,MY TRUE  BEST FRIEND : R.I.P.snowbunny(passed on 5-1-13 @ 8pm FuTime. MY DEAREST BEST FRIEND SNOWBUNNY. IT
Fuct Fo Sho
Hell yeahz this is just some badassedness!** She is FucT all the way **So go chk her out here on Fu and on YouTube. Leave her some mad FucT love all. iC51NerdQueen10001110101MZYouTubexFUCTx@ fubar -BKB
Cwp Promotions
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Helpful Support Blogs
For those unable to view this is straight from Scrapper's Blog, word for word ...    Over the last few months we have added several new special ability bling. Many of you have come to the conclusion that Special Ability bling is guaranteed to deliver an exact amount of points. This is false assumption. Bling, Special Ability Bling and fubucks and fubar is for fun. You can't buy points, levels or status. You run special ability bling because it gives you an advantage to make more points. If the site hiccups or slows down or you can't log in, we will not credit you with reimbursement bling. Whenever there has been a problem, we double points or give you unlimited 11's, etc. Many of you end up with three times the amount of points when something happens due to the bonuses we give. 1. Bling credits do not vanish unless you spend them. We track every transaction. MOst of the time either the user is confused or they are looking at an old page. Somtimes this is because your browser cache n
The Liar And The Thief
Hi Hunnies
It went ok and stuff at the dr. I am still broken..imagine that lol still waiting on appt dates..imagine that   he gave me pills for insomnia and is concerned :) lawdefawkingdaw.... I am in lots of pain,but it will be okies and stuffs   my peyton turns 10 saturday and I turn old monday.... that boy is the best birthday present in the world    lots of love and all
Just Saying
Fubar Greed
This is a true story, but the names have been changed to protect some of the innocent victims...this is a 55 yr. Old man who has got to be one of the most self-serving, greediest person I've ever met on fubar in my entire 4 ½ yrs. on here. He asks for advice, but never takes it. He's going to do what HE wants to do in any aspect that I've seen on mafia and fubar.   He had friends in our turf whom he had added to his family. These family members do not beat the bushes to level up on fubar or want to waste their money on those ability blings, but everyone enjoys a chance to level up, even those with no hope to.   This man, I'll call him Dan... proceeded to ask his mafia friends in our turf to add him to their family. And of course, none of them questioned why, they just obliged him. Then he told them he would be removing them from his family but still wanted to come back and rate and comment on their page. These folks were shocked and some went ahead and removed him because he w
Fu Marriage
Ok so I believe I am once again ready to take the FU plunge and get a FU wife. Any of you that know me know damn well that I am awesome, and when I say that I am not being cocky I am just a fuckin sweetie and I know it. You will never have to be worried about me being jealous or any of that crap I will be super sweet to u, and will be as attentive as possible. Many of you know I am not on that much on weekends due to my son as he comes first and I try to spend as much time as I can with him. You wont have to worry about me falling in love with u as this is a fuckin game and this is a great escape for me, and in order to fall in love I need to see , feel touch you get waht I mean. Lol. I will bling & spoil you when I can, and as some know I can be very generous. I will help as much as I can when I can. I dont expect to see ur tits in fact please keep them to ur-self I have playboys. Unless you want me to of course, and then why would I argue..just kidding. Lol. I just really want a par
Piedaddy's Psa
Creeper of the week. Have you seen this man? Hes not to be around children under the age of 18.  Do not let him have access to your childrens pics nor your personal photos. He will use them as blackmail to threaten and harrass women. This man is a dyed-in-the-wool predator. Just beware          Link to this sex offender page http://www.isp.state.il.us/sor/offenderdetails.cfm?SORID=E01B1606&CFID=71344448&CFTOKEN=cf32e1eaf80a957f-316453E7-DD3F-CE72-6A00FB7E7436FD7A&jsessionid=ec3054f594e10d80e6204a5e107c7f71a245 His page in Tennessee can be found here: http://www.tbi.tn.gov/sorint/sor_Details.aspx?htid=SO009353   He shouted me as a female named Tanya with the same IP address as his other fake account in Knoxville tennesee   tanya: mother fucker if fred dies i swear to god yoou will too i promise you that 3:32pmmore To tanya: ahahahah He needs to die! 3:32pmreply tanya: they will not find your body 3:33pmreply To tanya: come to brooklyn you fucking pedo lover and try
Bunnies Agreement
Papas Pinups1.All Papas Pinups must have a verified salute and a minimun "10 new pics of yourself 2.Most of the Papas Pinups  will be females expect for our few male team that teams will be men who is as well voted in (Pinups Elite)3.Must sign the COC (code of conduct)Agreement below as a comment I"agree"in order to be a Papas Pinup & Post it in your name.(PP,PPE, Pinup, & etc.)Must Be In Your Name.4. Must have your chat on to where any officer and the homepage can communicate with you5.When you become a Papas Pinup we ask you add the homepage as a top friend...if u choose to add other as family or top friends that is your choice6.We ask you show all Pinups love as they will show it back..however we are aware of real life and we respect that as well7.No Pinup will Defame ,Abuse ,Harass ,or threaten any family members .if you have an issues with a family member bring it to your Team Leader if found to be true by Officers you can be terminated from Family permanently .8.Inorder to uphold
2-18-09
  Please visit me here Today is very tough for me. I miss someone very much, and there is no one i can talk to about her. We have made plans and i have every intenion of acting on them, it sjust sometimes its so hard to be without this person. This is the only way i can communicate my feelings for this person. I dont know who will read this. I guess it doesnt matter these are my thoughts and i need to get them out. ~*~LadySin~*~
Mindless Nonsense...
*(jburton)*: thank u..  ->*(jburton)*: well, seeing as how you're a guy I can't say i'd be to into it.. but good luck on your search   *(jburton)*: lmao..nevermind..i'll just move on 2 som1 who like 2 play along wit me.. ->*(jburton)*: well, unless you're a doctor i'm not sure there is much you could do..  *(jburton)*: ummm....just wht kind would u like..   ->*(jburton)*: out of curiousity, what help are you offering? ->*(jburton)*: Okay... *(jburton)*: oaky..u know where 2 find me..lol.. ->*(jburton)*: i'm fine, thanks..   *(jburton)*: u need help wit ur wounds..just askin..   Aside from Dyss trying to show me his penis I havn't had men try this.. I don't like it and don't know how you women can put up with it.. Thank god i have a penis.. Due to the recent crackdowns I have lost friends on my list.. I don't have many to begin with so a loss of 1 is noticable.. I want to post a MuMM but not sure the risk is worth the reward...   Oh, and Fuck the Juggalos...
Mels
Love Sonnets
NAKED, YOU ARE SIMPLE AS ONE OF YOUR HANDS, SMOOTH, SOFT, WARMING.. EARTHY AND SMALL, TRANSPARENT AND ROUND.. MOVE IN MOTIONS TO FLESH WE MOAN SOUNDS, AROUND YOUR HALF MOON LINES, APPLE PATHWAYS, NAKED, YOU ARE SLENDER AS A NAKED GRAIN OF WHEAT IN HEATS OF ME......
Electrik Entertainment
ELECTRIK ENTERTAINMENT DJ BATTLE RULES 1.ALL MUSIC IS LIVE MIX...PRERECORDED TRACKS NOT ALLOWED (and we will know) 2. THERE WILL BE 3 PRESELECTED JUDGES. ALL JUDGES ARE RANDOM PICKED. 3. DJ'S WILL EACH DO A 15 MINUTE SET PER BATTLE WITH JUDGEING AFTER EACH BATTLE 4. JUDGED ON...   1. CLEAN MIX   2. VARIETY OF TRACKS   3. MIX ABILITY   4. THUMBS UP EMOTES WILL BE COUNTED UP DURING YOUR MIX AND COUNT AS POINTS ON SCORE AS THIS IS HOW THE  LISTENERS WILL BE VOTING.  5. 500 K ENTRY FEE AND LOUNGE WILL MATCH TOTAL OF ENTRY FEE AND ALL FUBUCKS TO BE SPLIT BETWEEN TOP 6.
Rumors
Whisper
  Strangers   As you stood naked beside your bed, you pondered your decision to let this stranger into your life. We had never spoken, nor seen each other’s pics, other than a couple I posted on the net. But as you stood there, your emotions were running high, the thought of this man touching you, exploring you, had you so excited, you were trembling. The time was near, the door handle turned and the door slowly opened. You stood there, your back to him in the half dark, you heard him move towards you, then stop, the slight noise as you heard buttons click undone, and clothing hitting the floor. Not a word was exchanged, as we had agreed. Your anticipation was getting the better of you, as with one more step he was behind you, his silhouette on the wall towering over you, his 6’3, solid frame erasing your shadow from the wall. Suddenly his fingers sat on your shoulder blades, you trembled from his touch, but he was nervous too. He was so gentle for a big man, his
Points
     ChopChop         Selling points as follows………   Will aulturize you(give you my points for 12 hrs) while using my autos and 1 bomb for a 65 bling pack or Happy Hour or 200 mill fubux...   Will autlurize you using my autos
Texts Between Me And My Ex From Last Night..
Just Me
A Place Where You Belong Your body's coldHope is lost I can't let goCan I die with you so we can never grow old?Count the timesWith this note you left behindAs I read the words I hear you telling me whyToo late, too lateI never said goodbyeToo late, too lateCan't even ask you whyAnd now I'm wasting away in my own miseryI hope you've finally gone to a place where you belongMy sadness showsAs your name is carved in stoneCan't erase the words, the reality growsI wish I diedOn that night right by your sideSo just kill me now, let the good times rollToo late, too lateToo late, too lateI never said goodbyeToo late, too lateCan't even ask you whyAnd now I'm wasting away in my own miseryI hope you've finally gone to a place where you belongWill you wait for me?When I see you on the other sideYou won't have to wait too longYeah, yeahWill you come to me?When you're safely to the other side'cause here I don't belongToo late, too lateI never said goodbyeToo late, too lateCan't even ask you whyAnd
Random Vents
I am not the hero of the story, I am the narrator. I’m the voice that people follow and are drawn to while actually caring more for the others involved. I can make you follow but I never lead. I can tell you amazing lies and you’ll believe them because my reasons for existing are just for your entertainment. My emotional input doesn’t matter, my presence conflicts your fantasy, my voice interrupts the perfect life your watching. If I never told you the plot, you would still watch the people act. My great purpose is to build up for someone elses resolve, And my great motive is to have you climax with the dramatics of others. lookin at you lookin at mesomething so simpletakes all we believegiven you that griefgiven me that smilejust flipin out while your flippin me off (chours)so what do you know?nothin comes normalnothing comes easy but for me to be methink i figured it outnothing comes normalnothing thats givenmeans anything to me(bridge)so what little i goti paint po
His Lil Red
You lay in the big rumpled bed still in a deep sleep, one hand gently stroking and pinching your nipples, the other stroking your already hard and wet clit...  Your long red hair a sexy cloud on the pillow, waiting for my big hands to tangle in the long silky strands.  You hear my whisper in your ear and increase the hardness of the pinching and twisting of your small sensitive nipples, causing a muffle moan of pleasure. You don't want the painters to hear...  But you hear my voice - "Let them hear you moan, let them hear how hungry you are..." your whimpers of distress make me smile... "My naughty, nasty lil one wants to be fucked with all these men watching, don't you?"  Your head shakes 'no' even as the juices overflow from your dripping shaven cunt, dripping down your fingers,  aching for the savage invasion of my hard, thick cock....   Suddenly you are startled , awakened by a sound in the bedroom, your eyes fly open, landing on my tall frame filling the doorway. I have return
A Master's Creed
I am sure some of you have seen this a million times over. Read it again.   A Master's Creed ~ The Dominants Creed ~* Above all else a Dom cherishes Their submissive, in the knowledge that the giftthe submissive gives Them is the greatest gift of all. * A Dom is demanding and takes full advantage of the power given to Them, but knowshow to share the pleasure that comes from that precious gift.* A Dom is in control of Themself first and foremost, so that They may control others.* As a stern and demanding Dom, They can cause Their submissive to cry real tears.* As the consummate lover, They will then kiss the tears away, without stepping out of character.* In times of trouble, a Dom will leave the roles behind, to be a supportive friend and partner, neverforgetting that this is still a loving relationship between two caring individuals.* A Dom is quick to understand the differences between fantasy and reality.* A Dom would never ask a submissive to put Them before their career, or f
Its That Time Again!!!
Dreamdemons
Point Whore Of The Day!
so both my parents have some bm control "issues" and neither one will admit it...... the latest arguement...... who crapped in the recliner?   that is all...... this is why i have these ppl on my friends list, just to make fun of them, honestly.   pretty pretty's aka whatever the hell shes calling herself today lol status:  STFU An leave me alone"An keep your bp..an HH..I Dont want them if my pretty face cant earn them..k Ty rate my page?...have a great day ok if ya havent looked at her heres the deal, shes married with kids and wont get naked for stuff on here. kudos to her on that btw....... but once again i gotta say it like it is......hun if ur relying on ur face to get you by on fubar, Im amazed u get anywhere. What you have goin for you is a smokin body and an average face. If people say you have a pretty face, honestly they havent looked up from your boobs or butt yet. I dont blame them either, its some prime meat ya got goin on there. BUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ur still a fr
My Truth
The Day Begins To Turn Into Night... The Cold Is Seeping Into Her Core... Brick By Brick The Wall Is Growing... The Fear Of Being Hurt Again.... Its Overwhelming.... Her Heart Beats Faster... She Feels Her Spirit Beginning.... To Slip Away... All Alone... Separated By Fear... Tears Begin To Fall... Pouring Like A Spring Shower.... Filled With Heartache... Longing For Attention... Yearning For Understanding... Wanting To Be Desired... Romantically Whisked Away... Pain Be Gone... Go Find Another Home...
A Lil Humor : )
I Am passing this on because it definitely works, and we could all use a little more calmness in our lives? By following simple advice heard on the Dr. Phil Show, "The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started and have not finished. So, I looked around my house to see all the things I started and hadn't finished, and before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of Crown, A bottle of Bailey's Irish Cream, about a quarter ounce of pot, a package of Oreos the remainder of my old Prozac Prescription, the rest of the cheesecake, some doritos and a box of chocolates and the rest of my Xanax. You have no idea how Fucking good I feel right now. Pass this on to those whom you think might be in need of inner peace :)
Resolutions
In the past, I've had no luck with general new year's resolution such as "exercise more." Usually I don't even bother with them at all. I want to try something a little different this time. I'm going to blog a monthly goal. Nothing earth-shattering, nothing that will depress me if I don't get it done or impress anyone if I do get it done. But my goal will be here in my little blog, reminding me that if I have time to scribble my rambling thoughts to my internet buddies, then I have time to make some constructive changes in my surroundings. Resolution #1 is to reorganize and update my bedroom. Right now there is too much furniture, too many guitars and amps and cords, too many books, lamps that don't work in the space, outdated bedding and drapes, and old prints that do nothing for me anymore. I want it to be a warm, inviting, calm, beautiful space.  My furniture is nice. I may update it with new hardware but it doesn't need refinishing. It's old, solid cherry and I've been stymie
Friends
http://fubar.com/emotes.php just wanna put it out there.... im famping for 7days with HH... i will be taking a good long look at my family this week...   im going for 5billion points achievement..i have given soo many away id like to keep some for myself. anyone that can help with rates and polishes and pimps and point boosts you rock..   the rest,...well u probly wont be family anymore... on a side note...im short 1 bomb and 5 RS for 2 more achievements... IF you can help me out...it helps u too   THANK YOU for reading this.
::my Writings::
You've been gone for so long yet there's still a hole in my heart from the moment you walked away and tore it all apart It's been a month since you left and I still want to eat the bullet you took my mind and psyche and damaged what was left of it I've now lost whatever sanity I had left from all that you've done now I look everyone in the face and I never see any traits of trust I wake up everyday, walking around with a storm cloud around my headI go to bed by myself every night, close my eyes and wished I was dead You've been gone for so long yet there's still a hole in my heart from the moment you walked away and tore it all apart It's a springtime night and it's been six months since you left I'm wide awake, wondering, as he's lying next to me in bed I look at him, I can't get any closer because I just see your face I grab my coat and then I leave hoping I don't give him any pain I can't look him in the eye I wish there was a way I can stop it because he tells me I'm so beautiful b
Spiderbait's
The morning bears witness to the sweet breath I watch you take in to sustain the happy slumber you have attained within my grasp. The disdain I feel for the ineptness you have had to wallow through slowly recedes as I glimpse a smile cross your soft lips. It is brought forth by your wakening to see me watching over you as you rested making sure you were safe from harm. A glitter of hope slides into the corner of my eye as you stretch and let me into your waking world of endearment. As I see you coming to full awareness I wonder if you will send me packing to carry on my life as is, alone and desolate. To presume that I am worthy of your attentions would be a grave mistake on my part, who am I to warrant such a thing. I think back to what we have shared and speak upon a whisper to you,  have I proven myself worthy.  I seek the answer within your eyes that pull my innermost emotions from their pooling well kept cavern. To do so lightly is a common practice from a common man as th
Hoarin, Peen And Stuff Like That
My Skribblings...
You may believe That I am naïve    You may think you're sure Seems you're quite immature     You believe your lies still have audience in me Oh if only the truth you could see    The smoke and mirrors that once fogged my view No longer exist here, get a clue    Pointing at all the drama you have stirred Pretending it belongs to others' ...it's just absurd    Maybe you believe in your own pile of crap But I never again will get caught in your webbed booby trap    So maybe there is a little naïveté But I wouldn't have it any other way    To know in my soul there is a truthful "good" in others  Will take me far beyond the jaded insecurities of another    To treat others the way I want to be treated Goes mil
Walden Co Police Report (funny)
So in my travels for my interview a few weeks ago I picked up the local newspaper. It was a whopping 8 pages! I stumbled across the police report and thought I'd share a few bits from it. Yes these were really published.  Jan 3, 2011 Officers were sent to the school because no one was answering the phones there. Everything was ok. Jan 9, 2011 Several horses wandered through Corkles' construction yard south of town. They weren't looking for jobs; they had just wandered off from a nearby property. Jan 9, 2011 A deleviery truck got stuck in a driveway outside Walden. When he spun his tires to get out, the tires picked up a rock and sent it through a window of the home. That wasn't really the type of delivery the homeowner wanted. Jan 11, 2011 Officers provided traffic control for a cattle drive through town.   Oh my... Life in a small town
Welcome To My World
Just arrived at work. I was soaking wet when i got here... It's raining for 8 hours now, no break... When will this s**t end. I want sun, i want summer or I will get depressed... Finally spring has come back to Berlin... :DI woke up and the sun was shining through my open window. I decided to let work be work and stayed in bed longer. I enjoyed the sun shining onto me. It was awesome... So now I am happy again... And that's good for me... and for all of you hehe At work now... and you know what, I don't care it's still a beautiful day! :D so i had my knee surgery on friday. it was succesful... it hurts, but i'm okay. i come home, switch on the tv and see all the shit that happened in japan.people die or are missed, nuclear plants get out of control. people have no home. that was 3 days ago. and things over there get even worse. so now today i'm back in the office. and i feel bad. not because my knee hurts, but because i noticed how unimportant my little self is. and then i read a
Red Friday
A LETTER IN THE LOST WALLET!! As I walked home one freezing day, I stumbled on a wallet someone had lost in the street. I picked it up and looked inside to find some identification so I could call the owner. But the wallet contained only three dollars and a crumpled letter that looked as if it had been in there for years. The envelope was worn and the only thing that was legible on it was the return address. I started to open the letter, hoping to find some clue. Then I saw the dateline--1924. The letter had been written almost sixty years ago. It was written in a beautiful feminine handwriting on powder blue stationery with a little flower in the left-hand corner. It was a "Dear John" letter that told the recipient, whose name appeared to be Michael, that the writer could not see him any more because her mother forbade it. Even so, she wrote that she would always love him. It was signed, Hannah. It was a beautiful letter, but there was no way except for the name Michael, that t
Why I've Been So Blaaah Lately
Ok first off...I've been feeling out of it lately,not my ususal self,some of you have noticed,other haven't most of you don't care to notice and that's cool too,I've been there when ur busy playing the fu game you don't have time for things like that.   Before I go INTO why I am feeling blaaah if I even DO go into it because its no one's business but mine and the very few I allow into my personal circle of trust I will post the lyrics to the song "Aenima" by the band Tool...if anyone knows me they know that I am...into music to put into laimans terms and my moods a lot of times are best served by songs. So here are the lyrics to the song.   Aenima   Some say the end is near.Some say we'll see armageddon soon.I certainly hope we will.I sure could use a vacation from thisBullshit three ring circus sideshow ofFreak here in this hopeless fucking hole we call LAThe only way to fix it is to flush it all away.Any fucking time. Any fucking day.Learn to swim,see you down in Arizona bay.Fr
Fubar Contests
Ok You know how this works. Marcie did a similar one of these called "the best of the best on fubar" but you know me to be most evilest so Me and Mrs.. Sylent decided it be funny to make "the worst of the WORST fubar Contest" More like the demon side  not the angel. Here's how this 1st one works. I NEED ONLY CATAGORYS RIGHT NOW! The Voting Blog is not yet up so DO NOT NOMINATE ANYONE  just yet. The following Catagorys Are all ready listed for you so you can get the gist of what were looking for. We need your help to determine the rest.   ***If this causes drama in your little world, I feel bad for you this is a social networking site if you get voted think happy thoughts, haters are thinking of you and haters make you famous their just jelous. So have fun with it, because this is all this is suppose to be is fun, which is why when we have the final voting its annonymus.***   1. Worst Fubar Couple 2. Smallest Peen on Fubar 3. Worst Phone bone on fubar 4. Worse Ratio of Defau
You Deserve What You Get...sometimes
Okay, so I posted a status after seeing many status changes from women about men and how they lie or how the woman had been hurt by some dipstick. Here is the status I posted: "Dogs won't bury their bone in the same hole twice." Not even 30 seconds later the following conversation took place in my sb.... 6:33am BlueEyed Soul: Ew...really...?   6:34am  To BlueEyed Soul: just something I thought up quickly due to the fact that I see tons of status changes about dudes lying to women to get what they want    6:34am  BlueEyed Soul: So you relate women to dogs...good thinkin...    6:34am  To BlueEyed Soul: im sure once they run out of yard they will go back to a previous hole
Ravings Of Lunatics
Another Blog Is The System
Common Sense
Ok, so I have been on Fu for a while now.  I think that I have a pretty good idea of how  the game is played on here.  Well I dont spend money on here, and I wont buy you bling or send you credits or do anything that actually cost real money just to see you naked.  The internet is FULL of totally free porn, and videos, and hell even free hook-up sites to actually have sex lol.  Now that being said, some people that are new on here (green names) need to realize that if think you are sexy enough and have a good enough body to charge for seeing you naked, you need to have more than 13 pics lol.  I just got told by some noob, that I could send her TEN DOLLARS on PAYPAL (not bling or credits, but paypal) to see her 13 NSFW pics.  LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!! now that is funny.  Thats almost a dollar a pic, I can get 10 chicken sandwhiches at mcdonalds for 10 bucks and probably be more satisfied lol.  ok im done ranting, love you all you sexy fu's keep lovin me :)   Mike Ok, I don't pretend to be an o
Nsfw Crew
Must have an approved salute! BADassCHEVY Deadboy69 Vindictive Bytch SuperB Hypnotic Red Candi23 Angelize MissBehavin
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Prettiest Eyes Contest
As soon as I get enough contestants...20ish...I will start the contest... Ist prize will be a Polisher 2nd Place will be a Boomy Winner will be determined by a point tally.. Number of rates times average rating plus number of comments times 5.. (rate x avg) + (comments x 5)   If you are interested and want to enter PM me or comment here and i will add you..   Thanks, Barry   Ok looking good with contestants... Going to start Tonight 14 Sept at 6 PM cst.... I will keep it open for at least a week...I will update here an give 24hr notice before closing voting... Remember Commenting is unlimited!!! you must promote urself (obviously)... Photos will be open to everyone...so no worries about your friends being able to vote... New friend request are always welcome though :P. best of luck ladies!!!   check back here or SB me if you have any questions!!
Just Some Stuff..
When God first made the world, He looked at the bare and barren hillsides and thought how nice it would be to cover them with some kind of beautiful tree or flower. So he turned to the Giant Oak, the biggest and strongest of all of the trees he had made, and asked him if he would be willing to go up to the bare hills to help make them look more attractive. But the oak explained that he needed a good depth of soil in order to grow and that the hillsides would be far too rocky for him to take root. So God left the oak tree and turned to the honeysuckle with its lovely yellow flower and beautiful sweet fragrance. He asked the honeysuckle if she would care to grow on the hillsides and spread her beauty and fragrance amongst the barren slopes. But the honeysuckle explained that she needed a wall or a fence or even another plant to grow against, and for that reason, it would be quite impossible for her to grow in the hills. So God then turned to one of the sweetest and most beau
My Share..
1. Guys don’t actually look after good-looking girls. They prefer neat and presentable girls.2. Guys hate flirts.3. A guy can like you for a minute, and then forget you afterwards.4. When a guy says he doesn’t understand you, it simply means you’re not thinking the way he is.5. “Are you doing something?” or “Have you eaten already?” are the first usual questions a guy asks on the phone just to get out from stammering.6. Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.7. When a guy really likes you, he’ll disregard all your bad characteristics.8. Guys go crazy over a girl’s smile.9. Guys will do anything just to get the girl’s attention.10. Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend.11. When guys want to meet your parents. Let them.12. Guys want to tell you many things but they can’t. And they sure have one habit to gain courage and spirit to
Yep
I'm sick and tired of hearing all about my lifeFrom other bitches with all of your liesWrapped up so tight, so maybe you should shut your mouthShut your fucking mouth Honestly, I think it's kinda funny thatYou waste your breath talking about meGot me feeling kinda special reallyThis is what you're all about I hate the way you talk to me, and the way you cut your hair.I hate the way you drive my car, I hate it when you stare. I hate your big dumb combat boots and the way you read my mind. I hate you so much it makes me sick,it even makes me rhyme. I hate the way you’re always right, I hate it when you lie. I hate it when you make me laugh,even worse when you make me cry. I hate it when you’re not around, and the fact that you didn’t call. But mostly I hate the way I don’t hate you, not even close…not even a little bit… not even at all. Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, who calls you back when you hang up on him, who will stay aw
Online Relationships
IF YOU READ THIS PLEASE RATE AND COMMENT!!  THANK YOU!! ~♥~   Eighteen Days Of Death--------------------------------------------------------------------------------Eighteen days of death is how I refer to my eighteen days of being comatose in a hospital in Loma Linda, California, starting on the night of November 27, 1987. They are days and nights that I will always remember, and are hard for me to forget. This is about what caused my being comatose, and about my mental and physical traumas from being comatose.On the night of November 27, 1987, I went to a friends birthday party, where there were a lot of drug and alcohol abuse all around, of which I was a part. While at the party I consumed, an equivalent to, one case of beer out of a keg, and one-fifth of tequila out of a gallon bottle. I also had smoked some marijuana. To say the least, I was well over the legal limit of alcohol consumption.The party had gotten a little too loud and out-of-hand for the apartment where it wa
I Need Friends
I NEED 250,000 FRIENDS!! please help me?  
Thanks To Me
There is a monster among us, that all of you see. The only one who sees him for what he truly is, is me. He comes across as sweet, genuine, and kind. But that's his way in, he'll fuck with your mind. Gain your trust, saying everything right. Then steal your innocence, in the middle of the night. He'll be the last one you'll suspect, smile back into your eyes. As you cry those blood tears, the worst kind of disguise. He is wolf, sinking his teeth in. While portraying this perfect image, but under the skin. There lies the evil, the hate that destroys so much. With every disgusting look, every despicable touch. He is the enemy, no one can see. But you will soon enough, thanks to me.
Defiant Submissive
She awoke from a deep slumber feeling abit disgruntled and defiant... No reason... Just a mood... Angry at thefact that "he" always got to shower first, which sometimes lefther taking a cold shower as he used all the hot water... She watched as he stepped out of the bathroom, freshly showered and wrapped inhis robe... His eyes intent on her... "If you're going to have my usual Saturdaymorning breakfast ready on time, I would suggest you get yourself ready.""Yes Sir"... was all she could manage to say as she got up out of thebed and headed for the bathroom. She felt his eyes on her, watching and apart of her wanted to look at him and tell him to fix his own breakfast foronce. Turning the water on in the shower, she slowly stepped in... Damn... Coldagain... Quickly she soaped her body and rinsed off... Drying herself offwith the small towel, she eyed the nice fluffy towel that was his... Reaching out to touch it.. So tempted... Then snapping as she turned to grabher little robe a
Wanna Help Me Out?
Sooo this might sound totally weird to some of you but I have a fu-friend into humiliation and he has promised me blings if I can get my friends to..   1. rate him and his pics all 1's and comment how pathetic, lame, etc. he is. this is his link http://fubar.com/8226671 2. rate his mistress' pics 10's or 11's. this is her link http://fubar.com/7390340   And then let me know when you do plz :) He really wants to be the joke of Fubar :P Let's get this done! :)   If for some reason you don't believe this as I know I might not unless I was the one approached lol I can forward you the messages he sent me saying so :)  And also, he promised to rate back 10's or 11's to all of you who do so no matter what :) He likes this shit LOL! Thank you all in advance! ♥
Halloween 2012 Winners
We want to thank everyone for their participation. In fairness to all costume entries, the fubar staff chose the top 10 winners. We also added five honorable mentions. You guys exceeded our expectations, and we appreciate everyone's support! Meet the 2012 Winners! http://fubar.com/myimages.php?u=8262179&albumid=2577838
Another Sad Day In Our World :(
Liar, Cheats, Thieves, Frauds, Oh My!!!
I need some input. Should I list the ppl that have stiffed me?  Given me absolutely nothing or nearly nothing for up to 24 ponies to polish.  Please comment.  Mahalo Nui Loa Marie
Strays Needing Demon Adds
The top  three need temp Demon Family adds, the bottom three need any type of family adds.   Updated 6/18/13    http://fubar.com/mistresstigerlilly/album-5611615-0 http://fubar.com/rawr-dolphin-girl/album-931604-0    http://fubar.com/1658541    http://www.fubar.com/firewolftress/album-2184013-0  
Fubar Vs Fu Mafia
I have been on this site now going on well over 5 years on/off and have seen and heard it all.  I still get a chuckle out of the stupidity of others, the whoring, the begging, the whining...but most of all the hypocrisy.    hyp·o·crite  noun \ˈhi-pə-ˌkrit\   Definition of HYPOCRITE 1 : a person who puts on a false appearance of morals or opinion 2 : a person who acts in contradiction to his or her stated beliefs or feelings Yes..hypocrites.  Many of you.   Kinda like telling everyone on here your a vegetarian to make someone like you more but are secretly shoving fist fulls of bacon in your mouth.  Or pretending that your a bi-female when in actuality you're a bored married housewife looking for attention. You have the chicks on here with names like HORNY, MILF, SEX
Need Fubucks?
I always have plenty of Fubucks & I'm always lookin' to buy Blings N Things. So, if you need Fubucks, let's make a deal!! Send me a PM with your prices & we'll go from there.  Thanks,  George
A Fubar Coward
I am a very nice guy always helping others and making new friends. Today I was caught off-guard by a person who has no knowledge of God Modes and found he is a real COWARD. His name NightShadowZ. I had just stopped by his page and rated, liked, and left a comment on his page because he was running a Cherry Bomb. I stopped next to another profile who was running a God Mode. A little about God Modes. It is different than other blings. Shitfaces are bad for the person running a God Mode. They have the opposite effect hurting their points. Boosts and Cherry bombs are not good either but they will not hurt the persons points it just limits what they can do. I know this for I have run several God Modes in the past. That is why you will see some asking NO BOOSTS OR DRINKS when running one. Now here is what bothers me about this guy. I had asked this lady (running the God Mode) if she wanted a buzzkill. She said yes. I buzzkilled her to help her out. Now this guy NightShadowZ he stopped by t
A Walk On The Beach
WE WALK ON THE BEACH AS THE SUN BEGINS TO DIP BELOW THE HORIZON. IT'S RED GLOW IN THE AIR TRANSFUSES THE SCATTERED CRIMSON AND PINK CLOUDS ON THIS CALM AND COOL EVENING STROLL. WE HEAR THE DISTANT SPLASH OF THE WAVES AT LOW TIDE...LIKE A WHISPER. WE TAKE IN THE SCENT OF THE SALT AIR, FRESH AS SPRING IN OUR SENSES. AS WE STROLL, WE REFLECT ON THE DAY, HOW THEY PASS. LIFE IS A MYSTERY TO SAVOR, YOU TELL ME, I AGREE AND I AM SAVORING THESE MOMENTS WITH YOU NOW. AT OUR FEET, TIDE POOLS APPEAR, LEFT LEFT BEHIND BY THE RETREATING TIDE. SOME OF THE TIDE POOLS ARE LARGER AND TEEM WITH LIFE, SHELLS WITH THEIR TINY CRAB INHABITANTS,A FEW MINNOWS DARTING ABOUT,AND THE SMALL FEATHERY OCTOPUS CRAWLING ALONG...SUCH A MICROCOSM OF LIFE. WE PICK UP AN OCCASIONAL PIECE OF DRIFTWOOD, EACH POLISHED BY THE SAND AND SEA, THEIR GNARLY EDGES SUBDUED. THE MOON IS RISING,SLOWLY BRINGING ITS GLOW OVERHEAD. THE STARS START TO EMERGE AS IF BY MAGIC, WONDROUS THEY ARE, MILLIONS OF LIGHT YEARS DISTANT, AND YET TH
According To Madame
Allow Me to take a moment to share My views, personally, on that lovely little Pimp Hand bling, and both the surrounding and resulting activity of it. To begin with, how about the monetary amount of purchasing said bling? Twelve credits amount to, roughly, twelve dollars of some real and dirty cold-hard cash. This could be a week's worth of morning coffee's, perhaps a few gallons in gas, or any other such need or even a simple want that would add fulfillment to one's life. With that stated, for the people who obsessively purchase these blings and repeatedly target the same one person or set of various people over and over and over again...I have to say, I find this both sad and flattering in its very own twisted little way.Why?Because, at the base of it - this person is not only spending the mental/emotional time and energy in attempting to "ruin" a person's day, but is actually willing to spend their own money on this. In other words, I find it flattering (again, in its own twisted
2012
And the winner is..... Brad @ fubar 100k to enter the election mumm pool, winner takes all (less 20% transaction fee). Person who guesses closest to actual number of election mumms posted from 5:00am to 11:59pm. 100k fubucks per guess submitted.  You may enter as many times as you wish through 8:00pm tonight.  Once you fupal me your guess and fubucks, post a blog comment stating your entry and I will verify for all other entrants to see.   In the event of a tie, prize will be split.   To see the current tally of election mumms go to http://fubar.com/running-results-to-election-mumm-contest/b345986-1185738   11/06/12 Update and I will update as the fubucks come in..   87 Vixen260  30 Slutty J 57 McNear 29 Sherry 129 LilBoops 145 InkBoi 92 Canni 121 MB the Tard 110 Drill 75 Snow Bound Sailor 67 Brad 25 Gracie Meanie ??? Gracie Meanie ??? Gracie Meanie ??? Gracie Meanie ??? Gracie Meanie ??? Gracie Meanie ??? Gracie Meanie ??? Gracie Meanie ??? Gracie Mean
Dark Torment
I hear it in the night air. It calls to me, like the sirens of old. The rush of that songstress resonates with every fiber of my being.  I must have her. I must feel her delicate touch. I must burst my loins within her dark chalice.......The melody again calls to me. My dark lady is near and I am her escort, and soulmate, she is my hearts keeper, and eternal beloved...She is moving again, moving through the night. She is the night. She sings to me again, calling me to her....Leading me to our dark rendevous... I close my eyes and the song boils my blood.. I land in a populated area, enticed by my ladies call.. Our foreplay is usually quite fatal for others, I grin knowlingly as I begin to assume a more human form.... tonight we play with toys...A burly man brushes passed me, and makes an unseemly remark, I quietly reach my hand forward and with a simple slash, his head lolls sideways uselessly and he drops. What fools these mortals be.... arrogance has its own rewards... That last exc
Meaningful Ramblings Of A Complicated Soul
I don’t really hate weddings.  I think it’s nice that couples want to share their love with the world, or whatever it’s all about.  It’s just such an archaic idea.  This is not to say that I don’t find value in some well-preserved traditions, those traditions simply happen to be more spiritually-based.  But this is Johnny we’re talking about.  If I had a dick, I’d be standing where I’d much rather be as his Best Man.  Instead, I’m on bridesmaid duty, along with 11 others, for Mrs. Banner-to-Be at the request of my asshole best friend.  He couldn’t have picked a more perfect mate – controlling, high-strung, and lavishly accustomed – with the worst possible taste.   ”This fucking church…”  I’ve stolen a moment to myself around the back of the building. “How many fucking times do I have to stand on the grounds of this goddamn church, losing the people I love most? And there’s al
Freedom Exercised
                It has come to this. I sooner or later I knew it would. It took them a year and a half to catch up to the excellence that was RNR, (Revolution Nation Radio for those that don't remember), another 6 months to decipher what I did in Club StarStruck, and finally they have come close. AM I pissed? Have something that you created and took pride in stolen. One could say that it was a good run. In the end, it's simply what I have always dealt with and it sadly is what it is. Intimidated people trying to imitate in the hopes that one day they will be me.  It's sad really.                 Aside from the anger, and Rage and wanton desire to shove a tire iron through their neck, I feel a slight pity for these poor bastards. These are the ones the principal release from locker incarceration in high school . The ones everyone thought would bring C4 to their Reunion. These are the fakes and two faced people the masses talk about on a daily basis. they simply want to be accepted howe
The Surgery (and Stuff)
Still getting the run around with the surgeons office & the referral & authorization crap!So fkn frustrated I cant see straight!Why cant they get their shit together!I mean really! How many times does 1 stupid piece of paper need to get faxed to get to the right department?!?! Its been nearly 2 weeks and I cant take much more of this crap!These a-holes dont give a shit about the patients! Ugghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Now these mofo's got me crying and I NEVER cry! Thank you JERKS!        I was just looking & I really thought I had posted about having an appt with a surgeon in El Paso this coming Friday but it appears as though I didnt LOLSo there it is :) Its about a 3 - 4 hour drive, depending on how many times I have to stop ;) And the appt is @ 10:30am so I have to leave home around 6:30 am. UGH! This is a first meeting. Going over the MRI together & then what surgical steps we are going to take. HOPEFULLY the next appt wont be too far away & it will be THE ONE!!!   I know Im goin
Broken Heart
My 24 yr old son has been dating a 20 yr old girl for 2 yrs now, she's got a wonderful little boy that I love just like my own grandson...The baby's dad is worthless, just got out of jail a few months ago after being in there for  about a year...Kyle finds out that she's been taking the baby to a drug house where he hangs & hides from another drug dealer he ripped off...The drug dealer he ripped off pounded his face in with a brick 2 weeks ago, and won't care who is around if he runs into him again...Someone told Kyle about her taking the baby down there and he questioned her about it at first she lied and said no, then later confessed that she had been...It's not that Kyle doesn't want the child to see his father, he just wants him to see him at the fathers aunt's house where he's in a safe enviornment...He love the baby like he is his own son...Long story short, he packs up their  belongings and takes her to her fathers house, he said he can't stay with someone that he doesn't trust,
Girl Friday
Girl Friday gets her RewardFrom Part 5a:He looked pleased, and moved slightly closer to her "Very well, open your mouth just a bit more..."  She opened her mouth at his request, straining to reach his cock.  He moved closer to her mouth, preparing to let her reach him.  There was a knock at the door.  "Ah, excuse me for just a moment, dear." Girl Friday gazed at him, a shocked look on her face.  "I know, I know.  I always leave orders that we are not to be disturbed..."  She fought the urge to tug at the chains.  She watching longingly as his put his cock back in his pants, and zipped them up.  "Stay right there please."  He walked to the door, out of sight.  She laughed quietly.  "You have your small jokes, dear, I have mine." he replied.The Boss had never allowed interruptions before.  Girl Friday wondered what was going on now, with her in her new outfit, her nipples pinched and sore, chained to the Boss's desk with her bottom totally exposed.  She was terribly aroused
Fvckoff
This is a bit of a re-write from a blog I posted last night, so apologies Bwhere...I deleted it because I didn't want to perpetuate negativity.   But apparently others do...so let's try and be a lil constructive here.   First off - by running someone off a website, what are you accomplishing? Punishing him? That's what a legal system is for. Making him feel bad? He'd have to have a conscience. A moral stance? Well, I'll come back to that one.   Basically, to me, it's the 'out of sight out of mind' mentality at work - he's not a risk to any children on an adult website...so it doesn't actually matter if it makes you uncomfortable...you have to be a grown up and just suck some things up. I don't like a lot of things (sexual offenders included) but guess what? THEY'RE AMONGST US.   So, you're giving him more attention than he has probably EVER HAD - and as we all know, it doesn't matter if it's bad attention, ANY attention is good for the fucked up. And you're wanting to add
Stupidness
Realizing Life
i'm sitting here at 541am and thinking about my life... well heres what I need to get out... I'm sick and tired of being treated the way I have been by friends, family, employers and people who don't even know me.. she heres what I gotta say.. I AM ME... if you don't like the way I am, the way I look, my tattoos, my attitude or what I have to say on any subject then please feel free to go fuck yourself and get the fuck outta my life... I'm still going to be me no matter if you are here in my life or not... I'm going to be making some major changes in my life.. things that need to be done.. thing I want to do and need to do for ME... so if you want to be around me please I am very honored to have you as my friend / family... if you decide to leave.. feel free to have my size 15 EEE steel toed boot in your ass pushing you out of the door...   so this is what I have to say... like me or hate me.. but damn it YOU WILL FUCKING RESPECT ME!!! and you will know my name.. so pissing me off
Fodder For Thought ?
In the newspaper business that's called a headline and it sucks you into reading the first sentence then paragraph and hopefully the story. I don't believe women suk and that is what this blog is all about....WOMEN....and how the men on here treat them. There are so few real men on this rag that it's a pitiful statement on thier upbringing. (to be fair--I've met a couple women that fit the same catagory) What the (H) brought this on? Well yesterday while cruising around I found 3 of my ladies had broken hearts and statements about being wronged in some fashion or another. Conclusion: some dude or dudes, in this case, played them like a cheap guitar then left for a real cheap guitar. These boys are taking lessons from Brad Pitt or that other ass, Tiger Thingee. BTW there are a lot more but I don't have time to list them all so let me sum it up in one word....ASSES....That should cover the rest. Ladies! Before falling for a line that is coming from a sewer- look, listen, learn what HE
I'm Gonna Say What The Fuck I Feel
This heart has turned into a mere accessory Life seems to have made quite a mess of me Faster and faster I’m running in place Only to escape looking myself in the face I know me so well; I know I don’t know me In a room full of people I’ll still feel lonely Wondering whose watching, waiting, judging Wondering whose lying, sneaking, fucking   I don’t Do you love me?                 Do you love me? -->I don’t
Goodbye Fu
  Hello friends,        Recently I realized I need to make some changes in my life to better myself, FU is 1 of those changes. In a couple weeks I will be leaving FU, and I wanted you all to know instead of just vanishing..      I also want you all to know there is nobody to blame nor am I mad or upset with anyone!! If anything I am happy for all the Love you all have shown me over the few years I have been here, there are a few very special people on here that I have grown very fond of, and of course I will not miss the drama LOL, I have made many friends on here, some real and true, I have also lost a few, but things happen for a reason...      There is 1 lady I will always hold close to my heart because without her I would have never learned some things about myself I never knew LOL Thank you!!! (You know who you are)      Walking away is not that easy because of all of you!!! But I must do this to go find me again, If anyone wants to keep in touch I do have Facebook and Myspac
I Hate Feeling Nervous!
After two & a half quiet years, a man who has literally stalked me has reappeared.. This was a friend, or so I thought, at one time.. A friend of my husband. I babysat his 3 boys for a few months. Shortly after my husband & I split up, I told the freak that I couldnt babysit anymore, that I needed a good paying job for security.. He didnt take it well, at all. He showed up at my home, knocking on the doors & windows at anytime of the day or night. He would park outside my home, blocking my vehicle.. On several occassions, he was in his car passed out at 6 am.. I'd have to call the freakin' cops to get him the fuck out of my driveway. I've had too many coincedences w/ this fucker.. At the hardware store, Walmart, every fucking where I went, I'd see this freak.. Hi, Suzy..Hi, Suzy.. Like I was his fkn friend, after acting like a fkn crazed lunatic... UGH!!  Good lord ppl are fkn crazy! So, the last real incident was when I woke up to no water.. Which didnt surprise me, since I always hav
Sarge's Bad Girls
Sarge's Bad Girls Are Back And Badder Than Ever. You May Have Seen The Rest But Now You Can See The Best.  Bad Girls. Can The Sarge Get A Salute Or 2 ? Let Me See What You Can Come Up With. As Always You Know They Can Be SFW Or NSFW Your Choice. .  Ready Or Not Sarge's Bad Girls Are Back With A  Vengeance. If You Were A Part Of SBG's When I Originally Had Them And Want To Be A Part Again Let Me Know. If You Want To Join Let Me Know.    I will have a few rules to start out 1. Must Make An SBG Salute. SFW Or NSFW Or Both. Your Choice.  Be Creative 2.Must Have SBG Pic Folder.  And SBG In Your Name Or On Your Page Somewhere.  3. Add Me To Your Family. 4. Help Each Other In Anyway We Can.  5. I Will Be Choosing A Day As SBG Day, On That Day Everyone Wears Their Tags And Puts In Status That It Is SBG Day Or Something Saying They Are Part Of SBG's 6. Will Need To R/F/A/L/ All Members Of Sarges Bad Girls.. Don't Want To Do That You Can Not Join.  7. There Will Be NO DRAMA When you ag
Work Opportunity
THIS IS MY TAKE.... LIKE IT... LOVE IT.. LEAVE IT.... I DON'T CARE........ MARRIAGE IS NOT EASY, IT TAKES TWO PEOPLE THAT CAN COMMUNICATE, COMPRIMISE. IT TAKES A LOT OF LOVE]AND GIVE AND TAKE. YOU WANT TO COMPLAIN BECAUSE YOU ARE IN AN UNHAPPY MARRIAGE YOU DID THAT TO YOURSELF AND YOU STAY BECAUSE WHY? IT IS STUPID.... DEAL WITH LIFE SO YOU CAN BE HAPPY AND LIVE IF YOUR CURRENT WIFE CANNOT GET BY IF YOU LEAVE SET HER UP TO TAKE CARE OF HERSELF, SCHOOL, WHATEVER. IF ITS JUST BECAUSE YOU HAVE KIDS REALLY? GET REAL WITH LIFE DO YOU THINK YOUR KIDS ARE STUPID? THEY AREN'T THEY KNOW AND IT PISSES THEM OFF, MARRIAGE TAKES TWO PEOPLE THAT TRUST ONE ANOTHER, LOVE ONE ANOTHER AND WANT NOTHING MORE THAN MAKING THE OTHER AND THEIR CHILDREN HAPPY. IF YOU CANT DO THAT YOU SHOULD WALK AWAY.... YOUR FAMILY DESERVES MORE THAN THAT Hi Family and Friends, It seems I have a new work opportunity it is not full time or very predictable. However, starting Friday I have work for the first time in over
Sincerely Mr. Charming
  Previously written on Dec 4, 2012 from my other blog.  You made anultimate sacrifice with your five traditional senses to make hot passionate love with your loved one. You are slowly checking off the Lover’s Christmas List as the countdown in December entices participation in every room of the house. The Christmas tree is finally decorated with bright lights, handmade ornaments, and decorative holiday ribbons. The stockings are hung by the chimney with care and the arousing scent of the slice and bake cookies linger in the air. The passionate urges surface the mind, your lover patiently awaits in the bedroom sprawled out and refined. Your mesmerized eyes pay close attention to the red carpet runner of rose petals leading into the bedroom. Your significant other’s sexually appealing nature in intimate apparel is an incentive to come closer. The candle lit atmosphere glistening across the room rejuvenated the desire to embrace the night’s anticipated explorative op
Need 2b Rated By A Hottest Member?
the level up requirements to be rated by a top ten or a top 250 "hottest member" requires being rated by a "lifetime hottest member" on your level up page the description includes a link to a list.  the same list can be seen by clicking the "hottest" tab at the top left of your page and a drop down menu will appear.  the first selection is for "members overall," and if you click that option you will see there are two columns.  the left-hand column is for "hottest lifetime members" and the right-hand side is for the week.  the level up requiement is for those peeps in the left-hand column.  (you may notice that the lifetime members have a bright red name, while the weekly "hottest" have a darker red name.) 
My New Bed
U know what's so crazy bout my life? I've always been a good guy, some what a push over, but I never been a cheater, always knew how to threat my lady & got a some what decent dik size. I'm in church or @ work. Good hearted honestly. I want an 18 to 24 year old spanish or white to chill wit on da weekend. Play spades, give a massage, 68 or 69. Just have fun & live life! But yet I'm stuck watching porn on the PS 3. I'm good looking, buy shy. Now I've been alone for 3yrs. I don't know what to say to a girl. Let lone speak to another race. I just wanna mini moments of true love! So if ya out there. Hit me.   warning this link is very explicit: http://youtu.be/KabVJ3OkwjM The Lord is my sheppard, I shant not want He lead me beside still waters He maketh me to lay down in green pastures yea thought I walk through the valley of the shadow of death. I fear no evil, for thy rod and staf comfort me. God prepare my table in the mist of thine enemies, my cup surely runneth over. for I deli
Fubar Updates
People have been reporting members who are changing their default photos to game the system. This means dudes are using female photos to help their efforts to level up or female's using FAKE model photos as their main. We consider this CHEATING. If you want to cheat you will be reset. We have not had to reset anyone back to Level 1 in years nor do we want to, but we will do this. Our terms of service is VERY clear about this. Using the excuse that you spent a lot of money here does not justify you cheating the system.  This is not a witch hunt, but this behavior is unacceptable. If you see someone doing this, please screen grab and send to me. The reason we take such a hard stance on this is it is NOT fair to the people who play fairly. We are hoping that eveyrone will get the message and we will NOT have to do this to anyone. Please help spread the word and let's focus on having FUN! PS For those of you who are fumarried or using a relationship and using this to try and manipulate t
Fubar
If you are stuck & wondering just HOW IN THE FUWORLD you are gonna get the "Cherry Inferno" Achievement so you can level... Check out this blog by the bouncer Stevens... Its a GREAT tool & I think way more ppl will get the achievement done IF you can follow the directions!!!  http://fubar.com/how-to-own-the-cherry-inferno/b266817-1174186   Have an AMAZING day on FUBAR!!!!   Yours Truly~ Bama Princess WARNING: THIS BLOG MAY CONTAIN OFFENSIVE MATERIAL, DON'T BITCH THAT YOU WEREN'T WARNED!!!   Ok, let's start with the 1st thing on my mind right now. We have been told for GENERATIONS to keep our fingers out of our mouths. There IS a reason for that, the human hand is the NASTIEST part of the body, so all the pictures of the girls with the fingers in your mouth trying to be sexy, you may as well be sucking sewage through a hose. On to hello Mr. Obvious #2 LESS IS MORE... men (REAL MEN) like their ladies with some class and a bit of mystery, so cover up unless you want to be treate
Fubar Stuff
About 9 months ago a friend told me about a website called Fubar. I had no idea what he was talking about but thought I would check it out. And Ill be honest, he said there where lots of "hot" women on here. Which is true!  I set up my account and had NO idea what I was doing or supposed to do. I was very shy about talking to people on here that I didnt know. But I soon realized that was one of the purposes of the site. Almost right away I had people that wanted to be my friend (some still are!). And they where all very helpful. Ms. Flintstone was my first REAL friend here. She helped me through a lot of the stuff at the start. There were others too, but she is still my friend through all of this and she is one of my best buds here. So, like everyone, I flew through the first bunch of levels rather quick. People told me I was going to get addicted to the game. I couldnt see that happening. Well, they where right! I quickly realized that to play this game you needed to become a VIP, w
Fakes Fakes And More Fakes
Short Story
As the sun glistened though the window blinds it fell softly on her face. She stirred a little from the soft warmth on her cheeks. She looks so precious when she sleeps. Last night was one of the best nights we had together. We took our relationship to a new level, one that even I have never experienced. Feeling her unleash herself to me, giving me all of her, was the most erotic feeling. She presented herself to me so graciously that I almost didnt recognize the woman before me. And as she lays here next to me, all I can think about is this great gift she gave me, and a smile appears on my face. Her eyes flutter open and she sees me smiling down at her, and she smiles also. "Good morning darling, and why are you smiling?" as she leans up and kisses me. "Good morning my precious, just recalling last night", I say as I lean down and softly kiss her forehead. She lets out a small chuckle, "Oh is this so, well yes, last night was one of the best nights of my life.""As it was mine", I repl
Hi I Am Barbie And I Am An Alcoholic
We drank for happiness and became unhappy. We drank for joy and became miserable. We drank for sociability and became argumentative. We drank for sophistication and became obnoxious. We drank for friendship and made enemies. We drank for sleep and awakened without rest. We drank for strength and felt weak. We drank "medicinally" and acquired health problems. We drank for relaxation and got the shakes. We drank for bravery and became afraid. We drank for confidence and became doubtful. We drank to make conversation easier and slurred our speech. We drank to feel heavenly and ended up feeling like hell. We drank to forget and were forever haunted. We drank for freedom and became slaves. We drank to erase problems and saw them multiply. We drank to cope with life and invited death.   Author unknown I am Barbie and I am an alcoholic.  Well first I am really pissed cause i wrote this once and FU ate it . So here I go again. Forced my ass to meeting tonight and as always heard just what I
Just Speaking
I've been on this site for many, many many years...deleted a few pages and yet keep coming back and creating new pages, all due to the many people and "friends" I have made on here. I must say this site has changed...there are so many self centered, selfish, begging, need to be center of attention human beings on here and lately (the past year), I've noticed that if you don't have money to spend or lies to spit around or promises to meet in person with others or if you ain't a model or have model looks, then you don't get no where...and this is MY OPINION, so if you don't like it, then so be it. I ain't one to hold my tongue on anything and I've pissed off quite a few people with this aspect of me but those that really know me and are a true friend in my life, then you all appreciate that aspect about me. I have spent thousands of dollars on here over the years and never ever asked for anything in return and yet I do get something in return...I get blocked/deleted/cussed out/talked abo
The Wingnut Said--what?
For Best Results: The black jelly beans are the most potent (smells like licorice); Use other colors to make jellyfish glow in the dark; Spark wisely.   It is the 60th annual 4th of July family reunion barbeque at the beach topped off with the yearly fireworks over the water. Your children have looked forward to this gig since Memorial Day while you have dreaded it ever since Cousin Billymae Joleen took a swan dive off the hood of Uncle Frank’s truck onto the half melted ice filled 50 gallon beer cooler. However, you consider that, given Mrs. Brain’s non-slip triple tread fail-safe advice with the fresh lemon scent, you can execute the perfect road trip and survive any eventuality that could possibly occur. It merely requires a little strategy.   You will need: Enough Food to feed the 7th fleet Electric bean counter Portable Campfire 2 dogs, 3 cats, 1 parakeet and 5 goldfish Vehicle with gas Flying carpet, just in case Family members without gas A mask, just in
Mafia Tips For New Players
TIPS PLEASE READ CAREFULLY THESE ARE IN PLACE FOR YOUThe tips below are stated, for beginning players (level 1s) but apply to all. No matter if you are a merc, or a level 40, all of the things below refer to any player, no matter what that player is. Basically don't level yourself. Build. You can build cashflow at any level, however, here is where you have the best shot. Not doing missions, no attacking, and losing, are all part of building, no matter what level your player is at. The longer you sit, the more powerful your cashflow becomes, and the longer you sit at levels 1-9 you won't get listed. You start getting listed at level 10.DON'T LEVEL TOO FAST:As with most games I have played you want to get to the higher level the fastest. That's NOT the case here. He who sits, and builds cashflow does the best. I've seen some high level 5's but usually they are mercs. As time goes by, you can tell who's a merc, who's a blinger (people who use credits to pay for their player) who's a scrub
Life. Love And Fubar
The hand that wrote this letterSweeps the pillow cleanSo rest your head andread a treasured dreamI care for no one else but youI tear my soul to cease the painI think maybe you feel the sameWhat can we do?I'm not quite sure what we're supposed to doSo I've been writing just for youThey say your life is going very wellThey say you sparkle like a different girlBut something tells me that you hideWhen all the world is warm and tiredYou cry a little in the darkWell so do II'm not quite surewhat you're supposed to sayBut I can see it's not okayHe makes you laughHe brings you out in styleHe treats you wellAnd makes you up real fineAnd when he's strongHe's strong for youAnd when you kissIt's something newBut did you ever call my nameJust by mistake?I'm not quite sure what I'm supposed to doSo I'll just write some love to you OK, well I guess this has to be the last update of this blog, the reasons for which will become apparent if you read on a little.. Chemo has started and bar the odd naus
Life And Times Of Big Money Rich
as many of you may or may not have know  i went to see the doctor last week...over all im in pretty good shape heart is fine bp is norm i check out pretty well... Only thing is i have been in alot of pain for the past several months  and had to get it checked out .. was hoping it was just me getting older  the achs and pains that come with age... I got some news i didnt want  but i did in someway expect . I was told i have a rare type of bone cancer that ony has about a 3% sirvivoiral rate...I beat this crap 10 years ago and i plan on doing it again!!!!!!!! im just writing to let everyone know and to ask for your support and friendship in this time i will need it if im going to make it thank you all for your friendship and prayers big money Over the last few weeks i have spent a ton of time in court. I am in a custidy battle for my little girl . she is only 12 and from the age of 6 to 10 was rapped ... Also abused by her mother.. i wont mention any names or go into great details
Oral Techniques
The 13 oral techniques are as follows: There is the gentle suckling on the clit just as if it was a little penis using just a soft caressing up and down on the clit with the lips. Then there is the gentle suckling on the clit as if it was a nipple but also the using of the tongue to gently stroke the tip of clit. That one seems to be the favorite of those I tried it on so far. The key is to do it softly. Then there are those that prefer just running the broad part of the tongue back and forth side ways over the hood and the clit. Another favorite one is just taking the tongue and doing circles around the hood not really working on the clit much at all. In other words you are moving the hood around from side to side and allow the hood to caress the clit instead. Then there is another technique where you pull back the hood and just flick at the clit just as if your tongue was a snake's tongue. Now that can get very intense for a woman, but some women like that intensity in order to c
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When It Rains It Poors...
Hello all thought I would give you a heads up on what is going on in my life right now!!! I was assaulted by my boyfriend and had to leave home fast and get myself a apartment to stay safe in!!!!  Then stupid me was drowning my sorrows in booze and got picked up for a DUI....so i need to get my life straightened out right now b4 the fu!!!!  I so miss all of you and much love to you all  and hopefully i will be back soon and on my feet and be a much stronger person w/all of this!!!! Gosh Darn...U know they say when it rains it poors I am sooooo Upset I have been waiting all yr for the day after Christmas shopping just a ritual I do every year...So I go 2 Start it cause the cold kills me if you all dont know that by now..lol anyways it would not start sooo more stress and Hubby all pissed of course if something dont start we all are gonna get a little Td off so we come 2 find out the Fuel Pump is out YEAH......so no shopping...ugh =[ NOT IN THE BEST OF FUGGING MOODS OK....XOXO
Thoughts
no matter how i try i can never get away, it is always here no matter the time, However you want to put it, I am dieing inside myself, knowing always of being alone, forever hated for my loveless life, Will the shadows be my home, or shall they remain my tomb, where i lay dieing inside. When u took my hand in yours, it was then that i knew, that nothing mattered anymore, Because u gave me hope, I shall forever be grateful, So as the days fade to night, I know where you are, always beside me but so far away, it is my down fall... Always loveing but never loved, when the winds blows my soul crys, For nothing i do is ever good enough, to show my love for you, So i set day to day wondering of my love, did you ever want me is all i say, it is my down fall... With my life id protect you from harm, never a care to my own safety, So as i set and wait, i can not help but ponder, is she happy with the one she has, As i wish my luck to her upon the stars,
Some Of My Writing...
I walk into the room and a slight chill runs down my spine. I am being watched. I feel your eyes upon me and know you are there in the shadows watching me. My eyes close in a thrill of pleasure and then I can smell your cologne and my breath comes out in a sigh. I feel you behind me now. Your warm, strong arms comming around me in a protective embrace. Your hands slide up the smooth fabric of my dress to cup my breasts and I feel your breath at my neck a moment before you place your sweet lips against my pulse. I am filled with sensations of your touch and smell. My mouth opens, longing for a taste of you as you kiss and nip at my throat. I feel your thick member rise between my ass cheeks, prodding them and seeking a warm wet place to hide. One of your hands comes free from my breast and tangles in my hair to pull my head to the side and up that you might claim my waiting mouth. Your kiss singes my soul with its ferocity and passion. I moan ever so softly and you reply wit
Love
My heart is darkend from the past,Im very careful about who I let in my future,who I let into my heart. I'm pretty sure I know what love is ....and that in sum small but very big moments in my life I've felt LOVE.I pictured my life so different.So many different roads i could of taken and all the choices I've made play in my head day in and day out.The fact that each time,each moment I had love sumhow slipped right throuht my fingers.All the tears in the world would never bring it back.So I never cried in frount of you...and i changed.I slowely let go and became this cold,lifeless,uncareing,a sence of worthlessness,un sure,and questioning everything person! I have to question peoples movites,feeling,actions,and words.But not any more ..... the me I once knew ..has come back to Fall in love ,to have romance,to hear the words of people and not question. Im at the age now i need to accept the truth of things..i will not be alone ! I will not end up alone and bitter at the evilness of the
National Kidney Foundation
As some of my friends know, I have a disease, called Polycystic kidneys. I have inherited this from my mother's side. I am writing to ask for donations . I am in the National Kidney Foundation walk, here in Boston, on May 17th. And, I want to raise at least $500.00 with my team. so please, click on this link, and donate for me?   Any and all help will be appreciated. Thank You from the bottom of my heart! I guess i thought i actually had some friends on here. But, now i see that i realy didn't!  What a shame, you say you care about someone, then you don't show it. I think that is rude and uncalled for. If you don't want to be friends, well, then don't ask me to do anything for you! All i asked was for donations, to a great cause,, beause I am one of those people who will need this company,, in the very near future! And do you help me? Of course not,, why would you? I'm of no consequence to any of you! However,, To Seroquel, Dream fae, my cousin Delilah, and Reload,,,,we did rais
09 Spring Fling Auction
I'M IN AN AUCTION THAT IS BEING RUN BY THE WONDERFUL MzCh@osR☼xx R/L Wifey 2 TinMan22/Im Hers-Just Your Average Military Woman/IOwnSexyMexicanChica PLS COME CHECK OUT WHAT I'M OFFERING AND MAKE A BID...WHILE YOU'RE AT THE AUCTION, PLS R/F/A HER SHE IS A GREAT PERSON & FRIEND...WHILE CHECKING OUT THE OTHER PPL IN THE AUCTION, PLS RATE THEM WHILE YOU'RE THERE...THANK YOU AND PLS REPOST THIS... THIS BULLY WAS MADE BY & BORROWED FROM THE BEAUTIFUL ¢¼Diana¢¼ 2nd Alarm Hotties@ fubar PLS SHOW HER LOVE TOO...SHE'S A GREAT FRIEND!!!
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US federal courts' hands are tied until Cannabis is removed from Schedule I. But right at the end of the article is a possible workaround for the time being ... Quote: Indeed, the U.S. is the only industrialized nation without an established hemp crop. That means, in part, that although the U.S. market for hemp products continues to grow by double digits each year, the hemp that it takes to feed that market must be imported, often from as far away as China or from as close to home as Canada – indeed, there are farmers there cultivating the crop less than 30 miles from Monson's family farm. "I guess the next step is we'll have to take it to Congress," Hauge told the Grand Forks Herald. But, of course, the "fastest and easiest way to handle this would be for the president to order the Dept. of Justice to stand down on all actions against industrial hemp." State level pressure to allow production of this extremely beneficial crop should continue to grow, IMHVO. An
Name And I
Im a bitch and Names a seagull, we decided were clearing out some riff raff on our friends list.... Just to let everyone know.. that is all!! oh and yes im home and I have lots of work so I figuired Id blog. Flaky and Name
Truth
           As some of you know for the past few years I have been a single dad of two very wonderful sons . Needless to say with work and all it was a full time job . I can tell you it was not always fun to put my own life on hold , but  I had to keep them on the right track in life .                Now the time has come , Tuesday my youngest son Alex goes off to school in W.V. , and I will be here in a empty house . Dam I thought it was hard when my oldest son went off to school and his own life . Now the house will be really empty.                                                  Was kinda  funny ,  when I went to the market I got groceries for two people ? Well guess it will take time like anything in life .                  So here is to turning a new page in my book of life " May the winds be fair and the seas kind "    Bobfelter          The love of truth" is a highly significant expression. One will never be disposed to accept truth until he possesses a love for the truth. Emb
Short Stories
There she was. Again. As I was looking out from my bathroomwindow. Third day in a row I see her standing under a tree, not close enough to recognize her. But still... I've lived here for 12 years now, never have I seen someone standing under the tree before. My gut tells me it's her. Can't be someone else. I finish shaving and decide to go for a walk. It's my day off and since there's nothing else I have to do, I'm going to check it out. It's on my way to the store as well, in case it was a false alarm. Once outside I hate myself for leaving my appartment. It's too damn cold to go for a walk, so I really hope she's still there. One might say I'm a nosy person. Last night I was laying awake for hours. Thinking who the woman might be. Don't know why she was standing there in the street, but she was looking at my windows. Not anyone else's. Damn. She's not there anymore. There's nobody under the tree. There's not a single person in the street. Too damn cold. Was it only a dream? Some
Men & Woman Parts
Why is it that when someone sends you a message in your shout box the first question is something to do with seeing you naked..Now im not placing the blame on either sex cause i think both are equally as quilty..but damm.. What the fuck is the the big dam deal? Dont all tits n cock basically look alike? (yes there are different sizes n shapes and in some cases color) But damm do you really got to act like you never seen either one before.. Some ppl wonder why noone will talk to them or why they alone..Umm HELLOOOO...
Self
I once read that a mans value is measured by his wealth. This made no sense to me ,for I thought value and wealth were the same thing. I excepted this theory and tried in my life to strive for wealth. As i got older I attained money and figured since i had wealth i had defined my value. Then, i realized one day the true meaning of wealth.I lost everything i cared about in my life,although i still had monetary value, I had lost the most important thing in my life. She was the moon and the stars to me. When i saw her smile, I smiled. When i saw her cry I cried. when she hurt i hurt, when she laughed, we laughed. Nothing could prepare me for our wedding day I knew she was the one i wanted to spend my life with, I never even had a second thought about it. When she showed up to the wedding it was supposed to be the happiest day of our lives together, the only problem was, she was only there to tell me she did not love me anymore and could not mar
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R.i.p.
Slipknot bassist Paul Gray dead at 38: reports Tue May 25, 4:15 am ET LOS ANGELES (AFP) – Paul Gray, bass guitarist with macabre heavy metal band Slipknot, has been found dead in an Iowa hotel room aged 38, US media reported Monday. The musician's body was discovered by staff at a hotel in Johnston, near Des Moines by an employee, reports said citing local police. The cause of death has not been determined but foul play was not suspected. Gray was one of the founders of the group, which was launched in Iowa in 1995 and has become famous for the menacing hockey masks band members wear. Gray famously wore a black pig mask on stage. The band has enjoyed sustained success since their debut 1999 album, "Slipknot," which sold more than a million copies. The band's fourth album -- "All Hope Is Gone" -- reached number one on the Billboard 200 in the United States and also topped the charts in Australia, Canada, New Zealand, Austria, Finland, Sweden and Switzerland. The band has
"true Gov`t"
And she breaks down and criesCause she`s living a lieThen she peels of her smileRevealing tears in her eyesAnd her makeup`s runningThe fire is burningHer heart is breakingHer world`s left shakenHow long could she pretend that she`s okayAnd her mask is meltingHer dreams are fading She`s slowly losing The life she`s makingHow long could she pretend that she`s okay?She knows what she wantsAnd she knows how to get itBut she`s suddenly lost all sense of directionShe wakes up and looks at the skyNot understanding, she`s asking why She goes to bed and looks at the floor Because deep down she knowsShe can`t take anymoreAnd her makeup`s runningThe fire is burningHer heart is breakingHer world`s left shakenHow long could she pretend that she`s okayAnd her mask is meltingHer dreams are fading She`s slowly losing The life she`s makingHow long could she pretend that she`s okay?Whenever she smiles she`s telling a lieBecause the girl on the insideIs losing the fightBut she grew a spineBecause her tea
Lowlife Reptilian Scumfucks
Suppose you offered your home to a family member, their fiancee, and his kids while they were supposed to be fixing their house so they could move into it. You do this out of the goodness of your heart because you don't want to see the kids homeless. So, a month goes by and NOTHING has been done with their place except more damage in the name of repairing it. The fiancee's sister comes to town and without asking, it is simply assumed that it's OK, she moves into your house as well, with her two kids. Let's also suppose that you ask for nothing in return for your hospitality except for buying food and doing a few household chores. This goes on for 7 months before the manager of the park (yeah it's a trailer pa...err, mobile home community) tell you that having 13 people in your house is not allowed for obvious reasons. Said manager comes to your house one night and informs the 7 others "staying" there that they have until the end of the month to vacate, and the sister, who never filled
The Lifestyle
This was written for me by my first real Master. I loved him with all my heart, but left him when things got difficult, because I was still quite untrained and weak. I miss him sometimes.   The Master The Master is a strong man, a dominant man.   He is sure of himself, confident in his place in society. He cherishes females, revels by their presence.  He is giving, caring, Loving and understanding. When the Master takes on a new fledgling, he worships her, discovers her, slowly possesses her. He gently pushes her, always ready to show her that she is strong, that her limits are not what she believes them to be, that she can be taken farther. In this, the Master reveals to the fledgling her own confidence, her own levels of self esteem. As the Master learns his new fledgling, an understanding takes place. He senses her desires, her needs, her passions. With this new knowledge, the Master takes care of the fledgling, always giving what the fledgling needs but not necessarily what she p
Micheal Morrow
How sad is its for a soldier to fight for the freedom and the safe well being of everyones familys but yet you can have some sit there and talk bad about a soldier and you just sit there and watch you dont stand up for what is write you sit here and bitch everyday that your AC is broken and its hot what about us in uniform and all the gear in the hot sun eating sand all day you bitch b/c you got bought the wrong food to your table when we are lucky to eat once in 24 hours you cry b/c you have to share a room with someone but we live with up to 50 ppl in the same room its sad how much the country has forgot about us maybe you should think about the ones that are fighting overseas and cant be home with there loved ones for the holidays the ones that cant hold there new baby the day he or she was born b/c he is the one fighting to keep them safe before you talk shit think and ask yourself we i be here if it wasnt for the men and women that have worked there asses off and givein there lies
~lost Without You~
Robin Thicke Song Lyrics.....It's Like That....Isn't It??   I'm lost without you Can't help myself How does it feel? To know that I love ya baby I'm lost without you Can't help myself How does it feel? To know that I love ya baby Tell me how you love me more And how you think I'm sexy baby But you don't want nobody else You don't want this guy You don't want that guy You wanna touch yourself when you see me Tell me how you love my body And how I make you feel baby You wanna roll with me You wanna to hold with me You wanna stay warm and get out of the cold with me I just love to hear you say it It makes a man feel good baby Tell me you depend on me I need to here it I'm lost without you Can't help myself How does it feel? To know that I love ya baby I'm lost without you Can't help myself How does it feel? To know that I love ya baby Baby your the perfect shape Baby your the perfect weight Treat me like my birthday I want it this way I want it that way I want it Tell me you don't w
Friends......
Like me, most of you don’t really know the people we add to our friends list.  Unless we take the time to really get to know someone.  But on a site like this, it proves to be hard.  We all see little things that upset us, and we sit back and wonder…..is this how that person is in real life?  I have seen status’s that make me cringe, and a few that have about made me throw up in my mouth, and some that can be touching.  But on a site like this lately it seems to be more about the “like button”.  Personally, I don’t care what color your name is.  This isn’t high school anymore.  Because if it were, let me tell you some people would have more self respect and be respectful of others.  And that seems to get lost on here in the greed of being Green, or number 1, or what level you can reach.  So on that note, I would like to make a point, and maybe see if I can make you guys sit back and think, and see if I can just get one person to not be so self
Assorted Dribble
Justice in the court room "Did that little girl get justice? Not by a long shot..." I want to start off by saying this, I feel that Casey Anthony should get some considerable prison time for not reporting her child missing (I'm talking about decades). I am pretty sure there is a large percentage of people out there who are outraged over the not guilty verdict in the Casey Anthony murder case, yes, she lied and she partied at a time when she should have been doing anything but and many of you would like to see her life taken from her and more than likely would do it yourself if you could get your hands on her. You have a right to feel pain and to turn that pain to anger. I too am very outraged over what happened to Caylee, I truly am. I believe the mother did some terrible wrongs. I am not saying the mother did or did not do the crime because I honestly don't know. Casey Anthony did some stupid sh*t and told some lies but the truth of the matter is this, no evidence was ever present
Makes You Think
First let me say i am not posting this because i want you to feel sorry for me...or her.  She is in remission and this ordeal will only make her a stroger person in the future.  If she can overcome this......nothing will stop her. I guess i am posting this because FUBAR seems to have alot of drama lately......people have forgotten what is really important in life. So seriously....quit feeling sorry for yourselves that you dont have that bling or this bling.....that that person bought this for someone and not you................   This slideshow design generated with Smilebox
The Reason Why Decent People Cannot Have A Good Time Here.
I have a friend on here, and several other friends of mine have noted this, that they are continually being hit on by men and women who want them (my friend(s)) to exchange NSFW pictures, or webcam with them naked.  My friend(s) say "No", but that doesn't seem good enough. I have advised them to inform the webmasters and real life managers of this site, of the offenders. Hopefully, they will eradicate these violators. In many states, webcam'ng in the nude is a felony cybercrime, and you can (men and women both) be arrested, should the offended party take it to that level. Extremely embarrasing to be put on the "Sex Offender" list of you local, state, and Federal law enforcement agencies. Plus, most sex offenders are on this site and many more like it. To you, who are on that list already, you can be arrested and your suspended sentence will become active and you will go to prison. You will serve your remaining time, and the time for this conviction.  So, my advice: when a woman, or man
Girls
                                         GIRLS                                ARE LIKE APPLES                         ON TREES. THE BEST ONES                  ARE AT THE TOP OF THE TREE. THE                BOY'S DON'T WANT TO REACH FOR THE           GOOD ONES BECAUSE THEY'RE AFRAID OF        FALLING AND GETTING HURT. INSTEAD, THEY    JUST GET THE ROTTEN APPLES FROM THE GROUND  THAT AREN'T AS GOOD, BUT EASY. SO&
Pics, Salutes..ect
OK..I will be doing salutes this week!   If u r US Military & want a salute from me let me know! I will do one nsfw & one sfw!   If u r a friend & just want one I will do u a sfw one unless we talk about something else!   Just message me or leave a comment here letting me know u want one!   I will also be doing nsfw salutes 4 all of my crushes as well!   Thanks, SexyBiChris =)
Ramblings From A Dark Soul
Shadow Dancer   I lingered in the shadows, Far from the pulsing lights, My thoughts and peace to gather In the welcoming quiet of night.   Above a black tapestry of starlit silk, Wrapped in ghostly moon glow, I settled in to smoke and ponder All the things I didn’t know.   I looked up and found her before me - I had not heard her draw near. For all my scars and hard countenance She looked at me without fear.   Something glittered behind her eyes, A light that in mine had fled, And a soft smile rested on her face, Still watching me without dread.   I was bewildered, caught off guard; She’d found my secret place. Protests, flight, some action to take All faded in the light of her gaze.   She smiled warmly and turned away, Gave me a another glance, And in a clearing lit by stars, This mystery began to dance.   Words are my life but they fail To describe that shadowy scene, There was anguish, longing and hope there, And all the emotions in bet
Heaven Poem
Just one little peek into heaven, Is all I'm asking for today. I just want to know how she's doing, And heaven seems so far away. Is she playing on the clouds with angels? Is she laughing and running today? Does she miss me? I guess only she knows. Oh why does heaven seem so far away? If you just let me look for a moment, To catch a glimpse of her sweet smiling face, I promise I won't try to take her, I know, she's in a better place. Just one little peek into heaven, Is all I'm asking for today. I just want to know how she's doing, And heaven seems so far away...
Big Papa Words
Where to start...FUBAR... FUCKED UP BEYOND ANY RECONGTION .. is it too me its... FEAR not what u see and hear  UNLIMITED Experiences and Horrors U can decide what u want or challenge in here... CAN u deal withit or jus Ignore it??  BEFORE u answer that ?? Y or what/who or U may have brought u in dis Socail Network...hmmm?? ALWAYS remember dis is not REAL LIFE.. but maybe u will get lucky and find a SOULMATE??  REMIND urself u Made the CHOICE... Welcome New Members, My FAMILY Friends also.. HOPE ur STAY here will be AWESOME.. But BEWARE what u choose also??.... JUS WORDS BY Raulxo  First of all thanx for stoppin by to read dis  Blog it means alot !!! Well My name is Raul Rodriguez My Mom and Dad will be soon havin their 50th aniversary of bein married soon I am from California East La born in Chinatown at the famous GENERAL Hospital my mom nickname me elnegrito cuz i am the blacksheep of the family i did what i wanted when i wanted and the only one who control me was my mom She taught
Breast Cancer Awareness
Many of you know "THE Slut", some of you don't and whether you like him or not he has a way to show some support for October's Breast Cancer Awareness month. He is auctioning off his points for 12 hours during a Happy Hour. You get to choose the date and time of the HH and he will be running some special ability bling as well during this HH. The ONLY offers he is accepting for this auction is Breast Cancer Awareness Ribbons. He has two Happy Hours to auction off. Also, he will give is points away daily for just 3 ribbons if you are not interested in the HH.   So, if you need some extra points and can spare the credits for the ribbon stop by "THE Slut" and give him a hollar. http://www.fubar.com/theslut
I Am Inzombiac
Salutes   Want a salute from me ? How about a video salute ? Well then lets talk...   x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x   Video Salutes 1,500,000 Fubucks + 6 Bling Pack Or 12 Bling Pack Will get you: 3+ Mins of Video with a shot out to you x-x-x 2,000,000 Fubucks + 12 Bling Pack Or 25 bling Pack Will get you: 10+ Mins of Video with a shout out to you your name put on my chest and a hand made salute to you as a photo that you can rip    
Fu-wifey
NO FUBUCKS.. RUNS FOR A WEEK.. IN SEARCH OF SOMEONE THAT WOULD LOVE TO SHARE POINTS AND HELP EACH OTHER LEVEL???
Enigmatic Conundrums
For the record, I never truly left this site...I just took a 6 month vacation! OK  So now that I've paid my "Hell Freezes Over" tribute (fans of The Eagles would know what I am talking about there), time to answer the question on a lot of my friends' minds...where the hell have I been and what's been going on?  (I seem to answer this one quite a bit!) I like to think of myself as one of the most liked and most respected people on here...and I have/had the messages to prove it!  Yet in the last 6 months I have found myself wondering who is a true friend and who just takes me along for the ride.  I have heard friends talk to me about what other friends have said about me and I consider myself betrayed once again (and the ones telling me are not the lying types...I've looked into their souls and seen the integrity they have).  I've been called a player to a fraud...hell, I've even heard the comment about being a "Jeckyll and Hyde" (I gotta admit, that one was creative)...makes me wonder
Poetry ...
In this cold yet warming room, I feel alive,Though I am dead.I can't feel any pain, Yet my mind remembers how things feel,So now it all shall begin..I lay here, On what is but a steel table,My clothing removed by scissors, Stripped I am, Baring it all, I can not move a limb, I can not even move my lips, So that they may know I am still some how alive...My glasses missing so my vision is blurred, My possessions all gone.This person above me, I do not know his name, Yet he seems to look at me in wonder,He walks around me and thinks out loud,  How did it happen?Was this killer insane?What caused so much blood loss?What did one do to this body and make it so bruised?How could one even hurt this small girl, With nothing left yet the horrid memories that are locked away in her brain?He proceeds to do his work, He takes my hands and moves them slow,As if I am but a fragile soul,He cares for me like no other for one last time,By positioning my body like so,Gently closing my mouth, My eyes he b
Family Week
Since my family is so awsum i think u guys deserve a family week from urs truley:P So heres what im doing....I will be alturizing 3-7 people from my family thru out this week starting Monday. I will try and do it on bonus days so theres an extra benefit.  If I choose you and u would like sumthing run just send it on over. I will polish bomb whatever...I will also be dedicating 2 or my 3 pimpouts to my family memebers everyday this week as well.  I will try and look at leveling requirements and see if sumone needs a ton of ablilty points so i can help them as well. If you are close to leveling leave a message here or my pm and i will make sure i get ya:P I HEART YOU GUYS ssssooo much u are the absolute best and are always here for me when i need u! love always ur crazy rabbit friend:P
Every Good Things Goes Bad
The personal consequences of one's actions are in proportion to the good or bad intentions towards others.  My actions have not always been as they should have been and I realize that they will not always be perfect in the future.  If there was any one things I could change it would be the past. I wish the wrong in my life could be over looked and that the actions of the present could be taken in consideration. I wonder if all this will pay off in the end; if my life will be whole again. I wonder if I will ever walk around as the strong confident man I once was. I’m embarrassed of who I have become and what I have done lately.  I’m a weak soul. How do you pick yourself up when you feel like your only solution doesn’t want to be there as you fall?!?!  The person that I slowly pushed away isnt the one running back to let me know that everything’s going to be ok? What do you do when you feel like you have nothing and no one to let you know that they are there?
Psychos
Bling/credits = Friendship?
I came to this place as a little escape from reality and to meet some new friends and have some fun. I know that Fu is a game and its here to make money but why can't the people seperate that from the true friends and people they meet here. Am I less of a friend if I don't buy you bling, credit packs, pimp you out etc? Once you establish a friendship is that friendship defined here soley by how much money you spend on a friend? Why must the only time anyone pays attention to you is when you are buying them bling and credits? I have met some people here that I consider to be every bit of a real friend as the ones I physically interact with on a daily basis. I guess when money and attention are involved I am simply expecting too much out of people. Recently limited my spending here and wow you know who your real friends are when you have no credits left. :) When you are rolling in credits everyone wants to be your friend and is always so thankful for what you can provide them.  How a
I Was Inlove With You Totaly .
Totally Need To Vent
My brother is the town sprem donor and I have several nephews and a niece I try to see and take care of as often as possible.   Well I just found out my nephew (who is 2) just climbed out his brothers window and went to the neighbors house to pet their dog.   His mother had no clue he was missing until the neighbors knocked on the door asking if she lost anything.   The window he "climbed" out of had a TV in front of it and is at least 6 foot off the ground. She says he is perfectly fine and has no   bruises, scratches or anything. I am freaking the fuck out here and she is saying it's no big deal. WHAT THE FUCK??????????   She is a poor excuse for a mother and I am going to do all I can to get custdy of him. She posted this shit on her Facebook page   which I saved in cause I need it later and is telling me I should calm down. I am in full panic attack mode and this so didn't help   with the pounding in my head.    You may continue with your Fu experience and thank you
Poems
The Soldier gets a letter saying he has to go to war His wife is 8 months pregnant The soldier has to leave for war His wife is almost going into labor The wife just had a daughter The Soldier hasn't slept in days His wife can't sleep cause of the baby The Soldier after 3 months finally gets a phone call home He finally hears his daughter cry The Soldier is killed by a surprise bombing His daughter says daddy for the first time Now his wife is a widow The daughter never met her father He died for his country They gave his wife a pin and flag All they could say was I am sorry The daughter never knew her father. Our Son, the Soldier How great a man he must be To be joined in the fight to Set another part of the world free   Our Son the Soldier So very proud of you we are To all of us who love you You will always be our shining star   Our Son the Soldier So far from home and in a foreign place Just close your eyes to See a familiar face.   Our Son the So
Touches My Soul!!
Flowers at bloom, birds in there nest. I looked at the time and knew it was time to rest, Laying in my hammock while the wind danced with my hair. I felt like I was in heaven,but realized I was already there. An angel approached me and took me by the hand, and asked me this question. "Are you ready to see your little man"? I shook my head yes with a smile on my face then we started walking with a graceful pace. All of a sudden I heard a small cry, when I looked up baby Jacob was dancing with a butterfly. He flew down to greet me and whispered in my ear, said that he loved me,but I wasn't suppose to be here. I gave him a big hug and said I loved him, and before I knew it he dissappeared. I know I have a job right here on earth to take care of my children before I go there.But when I do get there, I would know for a instant that I would be dancing with my baby like the wind dancing with my hair, singing beautiful songs like the birds in there nest and resting in my hammock
Profile Skin Ex {feel Free To Use}
The following is working example of a profile skin that i had made  and it works great.  All you have to do is add your desired images from your photobucket, imageshack, tinypic, or other hosting service and then you take and go to your skins and create a new skin and copy and paste this into the big box and then name your skin and then save the skin and poof you got  a profile skin of your very own. You can customise this skin with the desired Font style that you want as well as the desired color for the text.  For a list of CSS COLORS you can visit this link:   http://www.somacon.com/p142.php   HAPPY CREATING AND HOPE YOU FIND THIS USEFUL~Dj Iceman Coder   #userpagecontentstyle {   color: #FF0000!important;   font-style: Posca Mad Thrasherz;   background-color: black;   border: none;  border-width: 0px;   -moz-border-radius: 2em;   background-image: url(background image link here);   background-attachment: fixed;   background-position: center;  
U.s. Military
  ON A PERSONAL NOTE, THIS IS F*CKED UP AND I PRAY THE POWERS AT HAND ENSURE THE SAME PENALTY HE RECEIVED FOR BEING COMPLETELY INNOCENT!   On May 5 at around 9:30 a.m., several teams of Pima County, Ariz., police officers from at least four different police agencies armed with SWAT gear and an armored personnel carrier raided at least four homes as part of what at the time was described as an investigation into alleged marijuana trafficking. One of those homes belonged to 26-year-old Jose Guerena and his wife, Vanessa Guerena. The couple's 4-year-old son was also in the house at the time. Their 6-year-old son was at school. As the SWAT team forced its way into his home, Guerena, a former Marine who served two tours of duty in Iraq, armed himself with his AR-15 rifle and told his wife and son to hide in a closet. As the officers entered, Guerena confronted them from the far end of a long, dark hallway. The police opened fire, releasing more than 70 rounds in about 7 seconds, at lea
Story Time
The sound of the running bath could be heard, a trickle of water splashing into the hot bath awaiting her body.  Oh how she ached.  She longed for a back rub that would ease it all away, all her pains and worries rubbed away by his strong hands, but he was miles away so a hot bath would have to do the job.  She knew it would provide limited satisfaction, but she also knew it wasn’t what she craved. She had had the thought before, wondering what his hands would feel like against her skin, how gentle a lover he would be, or would he be wild and passionate and catch her by surprise.  Would she be able to last the attention she craved, the kisses she knew she wanted to experience..She sighed and picked up the towel.   The scent of the bubble bath filled her with a cloud of hope and desire, she lit the candles and turned off the light, she didn’t plan to be disturbed for a while.  This was her time to just let herself think about him in the detail that would please her, would t
Flashy Images
If you want a flashy or bright pic something that will catch ppls eye i can make em for ya 3 mil each bring a get a friend to buy one and ill make you one free for each friend u can bring to me that buys one.
Amorous Ebony Chronicles
An internet message conversation between myself & a woman last year. Her words are in italics:Hey baby.Hey there. What's going on?Nothing much. What are you doing?Nothing much. Just sitting here. What time is it there?It's kinda late. I need a release.Mmmmm.....I love when you talk like that.LOL. Well, that's why I'm here. I wanna play. You wanna?Sure. IM or webcam?Webcam. I wanna watch you.OK. I'm game. Are you gonna play with yourself?Not until after. I wanna make you cum tonight baby. I wanna record it so I can cum again & again. Will you do that for me baby?....slight pause....OK.:) Get your mask & your baby oil. Then get naked, put on your mask, & turn on your cam......I strip naked, get my half-face black mask & put it on, grab my bottle of baby oil, sit back in my chair, put on my webcam, hit the invite button, & there she is. She's wearing a black lace bra & panties. My favorites.....Baby, you look so good tonight. I want those breasts.You mean THESE, baby?.....Sh
My Birthday
My birthday is 7-11.. Now I know every woman on here loves bling and so do I lmfao.. BUT I am one of very few that understand that not everyone can offord it either so.... If you would like you can make me a HAPPY BIRTHDAY salute.. SFW PLEASE LOL!!!      So if that is something that you want to do then make it and send me the link :D!!! I am a firm believer that it is the thought that counts in any sittuation, especially someone birthday!!!! ty in advance xoxoxooxxoxo
A Story For Him
On the drive up to my dad's place I thought about what I would do if you were driving us there. I would be holding your hand and playing with your fingers, letting you know I'm feeling playful. About ten minutes away from the house, I slide over on my seat, closer to you. I know you're trying to concentrate on driving but I can't keep my hands off. I start by kissing your neck, my tongue traces upwards, and I nibble on your ear lobe. I whisper in your, "I want you so much", and my hand starts to rub your thigh suggestively. I hear you let out one of those moans, those manly little grunts of yours that drive me wild. My hand drifts over to the fast-growing bulge in your jeans, rubbing playfully while I kiss your neck and whimper in your ear that I can't wait to get home. After what seems like an eternity, we arrive at the house. We get out the car and walk toward the house. I'm fumbling around with the keys, trying to pick the right one. I feel you wrap your arms around me from behi
Chimere's Blog
NINE WORDS WOMEN USE (1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. (2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. (3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine. (4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It! (5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.) (6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will
The Book Of The Fee Language
Definition Of dfghyjuhgfdxsdfrgth: dont fuck guys humping your junk under high giraffes four donkeys xcite seven donkeys for random goat teething hookers   Definition Of IWJTTCAPSY: i will jump thru this computer and pimp slap you   Definition Of ikfvlyh: id kill for vagina like you have   Definition Of GUY7UI: guy #7s under investigation   Definition Of W9owf: woman 9s on whores face   Definition Of lmai: laughing so hard your ass implodes Definition Of DMMCTTCAFYU: dumb monkeys masterbating circumstancially to the cat and firey yelling sexy underagers?
Poetry
im preying for  rain im praying for im preying for title waves im preying for mayhem i am preying for chaos i am preying for a change in me to happen and no more breaking hearts at the heart break hotel when i die i am sure i am going to hell with out fail i can almoast garantee this some say ignorance is bliss but i say fail miss your lips i wanna kiss soft like silky velvet they are and i miss u rather your near or far cus girl u are my shining star sexy your eyes are they look through my soul u spark a fire in my heart for it is cole and your passion is the fire you love are my only one burning desire .   poem by joey sun october 30 2011 my sweet death my sweet release take me by my hand and lead me to the rivers of red take me in take in my blood as i lick my lips in excitement to your sweet touch o how i long  for it o how i long for my sweet release let me go to the other side let me go to my spot in hell were i am destined to be  o how i long for thee o how i dream of the m
The Mistletoeg Origin
The Legend Chapter 1How It Began During the occupation of Britain the Romans used many great military leaders as governors of the British provinces. After the Romans were called out of Britain to help defend Rome from its own invaders, Britain was left with very little in the way of a governing body. There were many small Kingdoms, all fighting amongst each other. With the Romans gone the Danes found Britain easy to defeat, one small kingdom at a time. A young prince was soon to prove himself in battle. His grandfather was a Roman General and his grandmother was a British Princess. He learned military strategy from his grandfather at a very young age and put this knowledge to good use, when at the age of seventeen he was pronounce King after his father was poisoned by neighbouring King who was after his land. This neighbouring King figured that it would be an easy matter to take the land now that the father was dead. He figured wrong. Three Days after he was pronounced King, the youn
Water Your Damn Grass People!!
For some reason people are never satisfied...nothing is never enough...regardless of how much you give..it is just never enough...people have this concept that the grass is greener on the other side....it's not....the grass is the same...it's all about how bad you want it..or don't....if you don't water the grass..then it's going to die...if you constantly walk on it..it is going to die....if you neglect it..it is going to slowly die....appreciate what you DO have..unless you want to lose it....don't look at your ring as a prison..look at it as an opportunity for something great...and if it kills you..then take it off...let it go....those of you who do have someone to lay beside you when you go to bed at night....you don't realize how good you do have it...and you probably won't until you find out for yourself that the grass isn't any different anywhere else...but it is a Hell of a lot lonelier....being alone and scared not to be..is no place anyone wants to be...finding th
Amanda's Poetry
His Touch A gentle brush of his fingers, Sending shivers down my spine.  The love I see in his eyes, Is a love that equals mine. He greets me with a smile, And leaves me with a kiss. If he were to ever leave me, I couldn't imagine what I'd miss. Maybe it's his touch, Or the way he makes me feel. But whatever it is, I'm head over heels. Author, Amanda  I feel unhappy, I feel so sad, I lost the best thing I ever had, She was my Angel I loved her so, But it's too late now , She had to go. I'm going through changes, I'm going through changes, We shared some memories,  We shared each day, Always together, I thought we'd stay. But soon the world , Had it's evil way, My heart was blinded, Heaven took her away. I'm going through changes, I'm going through changes, It took so long to realize, And I can still hear, her last good-byes, Now all my days are filled with tears, If only I could go back and change these years. I'm going through changes, I'm going through
Valentine's Day Contest
VALENTINE'S KISSES SCORECARD   VALENTINE'S KISSES HOW TO PLAY: members purchase "kisses" for other members. Each kiss is 1 credit. The man and woman with the most kisses will receive prizes. 1st Place (male & female): God Mode, Rockstar, HappyHour **These may or may not be the prizes given. There must be a significant amount of credits to accommodate the prizes**   RULES: members may NOT buy kisses for themselves do NOT buy kisses for me. I can't win. all kisses are anonymous. I'm not going to tell you who sent your kiss any drama or attempts to cheat will result in disqualification updated kisses will be sent once a day (midnight PST)   HOW TO ORDER: go into the bling shop and BUY CREDITS FOR SOMEONE ELSE. Select my profile and send credits. In the big white box (where you leave a comment) please paste a link to the person you are buying for along with their USER ID number. I will send confirmation of receipt in the order I receive  them.  Kisses will be delivered via
Stepping Away For A Bit.
Auctions!
ST PATRICK'S DAY AUCTION! JOIN BY 8PM EST MARCH 12TH! COST IS 500,000 FUBUCKS TO JOIN! ALL BIDDING WILL BEGIN AT 500,000! WILL MAKE A FOLDER JUST FOR THE AUCTION THAT WILL BE PRIVATE UNTIL THE AUCTION STARTS! AUCTION WILL BE OPENED AS SOON AS I RECEIVE 5 ENTRIES! AUCTION WILL END ON MARCH 16TH AT 6PM EST! IF YOU WANT TO ENTER PRIVATE MESSAGE ME WITH WHAT YOU ARE GOING TO OFFER THE PERSON WHO WINS YOU! FUPAL ME THE 500K BEFORE I ADD YOU TO THE AUCTION! ONCE I HAVE THE 500K I WILL MAKE YOU A PERSONALIZED GRAPHIC AND UPLOAD IT INTO THE AUCTION FOLDER! JOIN THE FUN!
Kenner's Poetry
Fit by Kenneth Matlock on Sunday, October 7, 2012 at 4:31pm This is the end my little pain No more on Earth shall you reign Over me and through and through Digging for old and finding new I'll cut you out with my little knife Cut you out of my tiny life Bleed and scream and crawl and choke Swallow sadness and eat the smoke You cling tight and wretch inside The feeling may it never subside May it fill me whole and turn me black All in all I'm finding there is a lack Of realism in my reality Haunting dreams now let me be Without them this place feels so cold I feel the brittle I'm growing old I thought by now I'd find my place Somewhere out there in the deep, dark space. The Ghost by Kenneth Matlock on Saturday, October 13, 2012 at 8:11am   Life has truly come to a crash My inner self is not but ash A few still cinders burn inside Those little voices within have lied It's not alright it won't be soon Staring endlessly into t
Thanks A Billion.....
Welcome one and all -    I am approaching a milestone on here that I never thought I'd see. One Billion Points.  In celebration of not having a life (lol), I am going to make this a contest. I'm going to stop most of what I do on here when I hit 999 million. I'm going to leave it up to my dear friends and family to get me the rest of the way.  To the person who gets me to one billion, there will be a special prize. Consider it like when someone is the one millionth customer at a grocery store... The present is going to be one of my choosing. If a friend levels me, it will be a random bling of my choice. If a family member does it, it will be an ABILITY bling of my choice depending on what they need.  Just my way of saying thanks to everyone on here who has been so dear to me.    Now back to your regularly scheduled Fu-program. 
There's A Palace In Your Head Boy...
I finally got to see The Hunger Games today. Having read all of the books I had my reservations about some of the casting and the fact that it was PG13.  The books were rather violent and disturbing, and a bit much for young kids.  Hell, some of it was hard for me to read at times.  I was surprised to see kids in the theater that couldn't have been more than 9 or 10.   Well, the movie itself was very good.  There are always things you want in a movie that were in the book.  It's probably a different small something for everyone.  You add all of them up and you can't really fit all of them, so you live with what they give you. All in all it was a very good translation.  There are always concerns about casting, we all see these characters in our own way, but I never felt anyone was out of place.  Yeah, Peeta could be taller.  I'll take a good actor over a perfect image though, and they have one there.  And he'll need to be to carry the next two films.  Yeah, Katniss is important, but
Important Fubar Info.
(How To) Own The Cherry Inferno Achievement Please Note: GODMODES WILL NOT WORK FOR THE CHERRY INFERNO ACHIEVEMENT! Read below to Kick The Cherry Inferno Achievement In The Face. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- First I will give a little run down of how Tripple X failed over & over & over again. He wasted 6 hours of his precious time trying to get the achievement only to utterly fail every time. For those who are using Internet Explorer(any version)? You have already failed the Inferno Achievement.. Do not under any circumstances use Internet Explorer, instead Download Chrome, Firefox or Opera for best results. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Most Common User Error The first thing you would think to do is: Load Cherry Bomb, Go to Folder, Bomb Folder, Keep hitting bomb on the new one, until the count down gets down, Hit on bomb, Repeat failed steps above. Without giving it much thought.. Th
The Prettiest Smiles
The prettiest smiles hide the deepest secrets. The prettiest eyes have cried the most tears and the kindest hearts have felt the most pain.
Awol Family Blog
AWOL " Artist With Out Limits " ~~~~AWOL FAMILY GUIDELINES~~~~ 1.  Group were strictly a family not a gang not gang affiliated in no ways. we are not here to take over anything or anyone we are here to be here and keep the drama to a zero tolerance policy. We are a family we stick together when all else fails AWOL.   2. Begging. we understand everyone needs stuff bling points rates etc. but don't be a annoying lil shit by pestering the hell out of people for the new play thing. if a AWOL member has a few credits to spare or just wants to go on a bling spree we think about family first before anyone else.
Smile
You there, If your the one reading this, I want you to do something;... SMILE .... Smile because you're beautiful,.. because you're amazing,.. because you're unique,.. because you can, ..because tomorrow is a new day, ..because no matter what you think, someone loves you. SMILE BECAUSE YOU DESERVE TO.
The Economics Of Leaving A Comment
The reality of why leaving a comment gets you more return rates and likes. If you rate, like, comment me I will definitely come to your page and rate/like/comment you back. If I have already rated you today I save the comment for tomorrow so I know to come back and do it again. It's not hard and you know that someone came by and actually did something nice for you today. For all those that rate/like without leaving a comment thank you. I'm sorry I cannot return the favor I have a life I don't follow my feed to rate people back. Sending a drink or leaving a comment is not that hard.  Ok I am off my soapbox!!! Have a good one!!! 
A$$ Hats.
had to remake the blog cause SOMEONE, and I am pretty certain who it was, reported it.  lol so here it is again.   So recently I have been making Drops/Intros/Outtros for the DJs of Fubar in exchange for Credits.  I thought my prices were pretty fair.  25 credits for 2 drops, 65 credits for an intro/or outtro and 2 drops, and 135 gets you 4 drops, an intro and an outtro.  Again I thought it was very fair just due to the amount of time it takes to create them.  All of my drops are custom drops and not some generic peices with the persons name removed and added.  So about mid july, I was hit up to do some drops.  Told him the prices and he said he couldnt afford them.  So, seeing that he was a friend of my friend, I dropped the price and told him 10 credits per drop.  Again, because it is time consuming and anything less wouldn't be worth my time.   So Lesson learned, I sent him the 2 drops and he tells me that he his card was stolen.  And he was waiting for a new one.  OK, I gave hi
Medifast-2012
Today I started day one of my Medifast journey.    My schedule of food was supposed to be the following MF-Dutch Chocolate Shake MF-Chicken Noodle Soup w/ Crackers MF-Cinnamon Pretzel Sticks MF-Southwest Eggs MF-Blueberry Oatmeal Salmon and cabbage soaked in vinager.   I ended up eating: MF-Dutch Chocolate Shake blended with frozen coffee MF-Chicken Noodle Soup w/ Crackers ( a quarter of the soup and half the crackers) MF-Cinnamon Pretzel Sticks and my mom brought me a small plate of rice with gravy and steak and a piece of cornbread with a little blackeyed peas  (i hate  those things.. i ate four.. no not four bites.. four beans) and a bit of cabbage. I have drank water.. and a TINY bit of sprite zero.. i like carbonation.. sue me...    The soup is gross... luckily i am going to be able to swap the meals out if i don't like them. The shake was alright, i added too much coffee though...   I don't really want to post my start weight yet... maybe once i drop some of th
Boyfriend Application
Greece In The Brain
Greece is facing a serious shortage of medicines amid claims that pharmaceutical multinationals have halted shipments to the country because of the economic crisis and concerns that the drugs will be exported by middlemen because prices are higher in other European countries. Hundreds of drugs are in short supply and the situation is getting worse, according to the Greek drug regulator. The government has drawn up a list of more than 50 pharmaceutical companies it accuses of halting or planning to halt supplies because of low prices in the country. More than 200 medicinal products are affected, including treatments for arthritis, hepatitis C and hypertension, cholesterol-lowering agents, antipsychotics, antibiotics, anaesthetics and immunomodulators used to treat bowel disease. Separately, it was announced on Tuesday that the Swiss Red Cross was slashing its supply of donor blood to Greece because it had not paid its bills on time. Chemists in Athens describe chaotic scenes with d
Stepping Back
Much Appreciation to Everyone! I am Dun-Done running for Red.  I will continue to play and to Honor all Family trades (It's best to stop when on top) It has been a great 6 month run!. I quite Frankly, have had enough drama. I will run Bling for my family & Perm Boosted, continue to make scrolls for people! I will continue to post a new JOD each day. I have always said that I care more about friends than Rates or being Red - so it is time to show that. I am a simple guy and have always played this game fairly! I feel so fortunate for all the support shown during this difficult time for my Real life family. Mafia here I come! Previously Posted on 3-19-2013   Much Appreciation to Everyone! I am Dun-Done running for Red.  I will continue to play and to Honor all Family trades (It's best to stop when on top) It has been a great 6 month run! I quite Frankly, have had enough drama. I will run Bling for my family & Perm Boosted, continue to make scrolls for people! Those I ha
Just Plain Funny
Randy staggered home very late after another evening with his drinking buddies. He took off his shoes to avoid waking his wife, Kathleen.He tiptoed as quietly as he could toward the stairs leading to their upstairs bedroom, but misjudged the bottom step. As he caught himself by grabbing the banister, his body swung around and he landed heavily on his rump. A whiskey bottle in each back pocket broke and made the landing especially painful.Managing not to yell, Randy sprung up, pulled down his pants, and looked in the hall mirror to see that his butt cheeks were cut and bleeding. He managed to quietly find a full box of Band-Aids and began putting a Band-Aid as best he could on each place he saw blood.He then hid the now almost empty Band-Aid box and shuffled and stumbled his way to bed.In the morning, Randy woke up with searing pain in both his head and butt and Kathleen staring at him from across the room.She said, ‘You were drunk again last night, weren’t you?’Randy
Random Articles That Some People May Not Find As Interesting.
Ignore the links. 1. Don Quixote Miguel De Cervantes The story of the gentle knight and his servant Sancho Panza has entranced readers for centuries. Buy Don Quixote at the Guardian Bookshop 2. Pilgrim's Progress John Bunyan The one with the Slough of Despond and Vanity Fair. Buy Pilgrim's Progress at the Guardian Bookshop 3. Robinson Crusoe Daniel Defoe The first English novel. Buy Robinson Crusoe at the Guardian Bookshop 4. Gulliver's Travels Jonathan Swift A wonderful satire that still works for all ages, despite the savagery of Swift's vision. Buy Gulliver's Travels at the Guardian Bookshop 5. Tom Jones Henry Fielding The adventures of a high-spirited orphan boy: an unbeatable plot and a lot of sex ending in a blissful marriage. Buy Tom Jones at the Guardian Bookshop 6. Clarissa Samuel Richardson One of the longest novels in the English language, but unputdownable. Buy Clarissa at the Guardian Bookshop 7. Tristram Shandy Laurence Sterne One of the first
Never Judge The Cover Before Looking Inside.
Of all the cars I have drove or owned, I have one that will forever remain as my story car. She had a salvage title. She was the Great Pumpkin. My first stick car and had to learn to drive her alone, a bonding thing you know. And she received unexpected looks. Lets tell a bit of two short stories of her life. I earned my first vacation. Oh yeah, Great Pumpkin and I on a road trip! From El Paso to California. Tunes and CB and the windy blowing through the windows. As I entered California up this one long steep hill and I thought no one was around. Before speed limit was 70. I was going 70! I looked over to my right and there was a Highway Patrol. Holy crap! Gonna get my first speeding ticket. The Patrol officer looked at my Great Pumpkin, looked at his speed and finally looked at Great Pumpkin. He smiles gives me a thumbs up and speeds away. After my visit to California, it was decided that I should move there. (second short story) After a few months after moving into California and
Friendship Poems By Poet
Good morning my friend, Nancy!across the miles, I imagine us freefree to explore the great wonders of lifeand let go all angst of struggles and strife. May you today feel the love from alland know that you're beautiful, doll!I thank Robert for connecting us, smiles--for distance isn't a measure of miles not when you have friends who leave you joyfreely united we stand, two girls and a boy.Age is a physicality ~ don't you see?universally wounded we are, together we're free! So, I thank you for being who you areI see the scars and yet, you shine like a star!Smiles across the screen, miles and miles apartyet, universally wounded we still find heart! To You from your Poet 09/12/2013
So Much To Bethankful For
I was Born On Oct 7 1948 At 2:01 Pm Chicago Illinois To Thomas Schmitz & Margaret Horton ... I'm Thankful For Them Bringin Me Into This World Teachin Me Who I'm And Became ... God Hasn't Given Me Any More Than I Can Not Handle From Losing a Son Understanding The Meaning Of Why ... My Other Two Son's Are Military And Yes I'm a Very Proud Miitary Mom Who Wouldn't Be ... Getting Back To My Birthday Not Going To Be Broadcasting It I'm Thankful To Beable To See Another New Day And To Breath And Thankful I'm Alive & Have Such Lovin Amazing Friends I Can Call My Angel's And I Thank you For Being In My Life Even When I'm Bitchy Or Silly Or Even Goofy You All Except Me For Me And That In Its Self Is My Birthday Present ... Its Just a Number But It Has Not Tied Me Down Or Changed Me If Anything Made Me Full Of Energy Good Heatlh And Thank You God For The Good Days And Bad ... I'm Not a Material Person I'm Down To Earth I Would Give The Shirt Off My Back If Needed I Help My Friends When I Can . B
This Isn't Mine It's Boss's
Animations
            The Process:       • First, you see something you like. Either in my Anims album or in the scroll, or someone told ya where to get it. You've come to the right place :D     • Second, You -can- shout me to confirm, BUT ….. for a certain project you would like, I need your favorite color and any pix that you'd like to see in the animation. PLEASE PM me the links to the pix and the colors. (I get hundreds of shouts a day, i WILL lose your info !!!!!)     • Many have asked 'what's the cost?' … it usually depends on how much time it takes to create, render and upload your animation. Right now, they're averaging 20-50 mill fuBux and the usual bling/credits/pimpouts etc. It really all depends on complexity of the animation. I'm easy, i just like making em :D:D     • Depending on how busy I am, you'll have it in 30 mins up to a day or two. It really all depends, and I'll let ya know when i get your PM. :D:D    effective 05-2011: I'm s
Me
Ramblings about my life...I am not now the man I believe I can be...and do not know how to get there from here.But I will!I am unemployed, my benefits exhausted...and scraping by with the help of a family that deserves a far bettter person as a brother than I've been these past few years...Where did I go wrong?  Where did I fail?  Was it by my own choice?  I have to think it was...I've made the decisions in my life which have led me to bee where I am at this moment in time...nobody else...just me.I Point the fingert at myself and wonder...not "What have I done"...but "How do I change things?"How do I undo the decisions that I've made?How do I right the wrongs?How do I turn things around when I'm falling at an increasing rate into a black hole with nothing to grab on to?I have no job...can't even get an interviewMistakes from my past haunt me and hinder meNobody loves me right now...although some have tried...but I can't let them.I try to love only those that will not alow me to...is th
A Glimpse Of Madness, Version 2.0
So, I was going through some of my papers and found copies of several documents I was sent while I was in the U.S. Army. Looking back, I realize how amusing it is AND how stupid I was! So, of course? I decided to post it.     A list of things that the Sergeant is not allowed to do.1) The SGT is not allowed to end After-Action Reports with lyrics from "The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air".      1.1) ADDENDUM: Or "In accordance with the prophecy".   2) The SGT is NOT: A superhero of any sort, Head of "Public Relations", a doctor of psychology, a member of the Illuminati, made out of "bacon and pure fucking willpower", in possession of a IQ over 300, Head of "Female Recruit Review", or a member of "The League of Shadows".    3) The SGT is no longer allowed to make up his own cadence for morning physical training.    4) The SGT is not from an alternate timeline.     4.1) ADDENDUM: The SGT cannot override orders to "preserve the timeline".    5) The SGT is not allowed to challenge anyo
Extreme Desires
Everyone has a fetish. Some are extreme, some are not so extreme, but everyone has them. The problem is that not all fetishes are accepted by society. With that comes shame and judgment. Everyone has been judged on their fetishes. I'm saying let go of that shame and fear. Embrace your fetish! Love your fetish!!! THIS IS A SHAME FREE ZONE AND A JUDGEMENT FREE ZONE. NO ONE WILL JUDGE YOU HERE. I fantastize about ugly old dirty fat men! I'm only 27 and i date nice lookign guys but one hing that really turns me on is when i fantasize about much older, ugly, fat dirty men. The less attractive the better. Fat, hairy, ugly... something about being with someone disgusting is a big a turn on. I think it lets me be the princess, feeling more beautiful and needed than otherwise. I won't call them "rape fantasies" but these kinds of fantasies started for me a long time ago. At first, I thought it was just me and that I sounded crazy or psychotic, but then I discovered this kind of thing is pret
Open
To all of you people that got removed from my friends list .. I have my reasons. No, I don't hate you, no you didn't do anything wrong and no I'm not ready to re-add you. Sorry.  Here they are ... the lucky chosen few. Everyone can vote once. The three categories are:  1) Sassiest  2)Prettiest  and 3)Most Glamourous over all. If you're leaving a vote, please use this format: 1) Sassiest - 2) Prettiest - 3) Most Glamorous -   Prizes!!! The man with the most votes for "Sassiest" will be awarded 6 million fubucks. The man with the most votes for "prettiest" will be awarded 1 million fubucks and a somewhat sfw salute from yours truly. And the man with the most votes for the "Most Glamorous" will be awarded a fucking boomerang provided by my inspiration: Vixen
Nsfw Crew!
Just a little info on our crew....   I have had many people asking what is *NSFW CREW*, it is simple to explain. 1) We have started a crew to help each other. 2) There are no *RULES*, so that means you can be in other groups. 3) Some groups make you do things, we are not like that! 4) Your picture will be posted in a folder and members will rate and like you daily if they can. 5) All we ask is help people if you can. 6) We don't require you to add *NSFW CREW* to your name, if you want to that is cool, if not it is cool too.   We are all here for the entertainment and to level up, so let's have some fun cuz we are *AWESOME*!   If you would like to join the *NSFW CREW* hit me or Asus up! YOU MUST HAVE A VALID SALUTE APPROVED BY FUBAR TO JOIN!! :) Peace Always. NSFW CREW
Stuff To Think About.
After your order has been placed, please (via private message) contact SLDC or myself with your real name and order number.  That's the only way we (Purgatory Dance Party) will get credit for helping with the sale. Imagine a puddle waking up one morning and thinking, “This is an interesting world I find myself in, an interesting hole I find myself in, fits me rather neatly, doesn’t it? In fact it fits me staggeringly well, must have been made to have me in it!” This is such a powerful idea that as the sun rises in the sky and the air heats up and as, gradually, the puddle gets smaller and smaller, it’s still frantically hanging on to the notion that everything’s going to be alright, because this world was meant to have him in it, was built to have him in it; so the moment he disappears catches him rather by surprise. I think this may be something we need to be on the watch out for. (Douglas Adams)
How I Feel
Some times in our lifes we dnt get to see the whole picture. but then somethings we get to peek at it. for me peeking is all i ever get to do  i dnt see why i get treated the way i do ., my heart is so big, im the nicest person that you could ever meetbut my feeling are getin hurt here latly. and i dnt understand anymore. the ppl that are round me love me for me but then there are a few that only see me as a prize to b won. but im not im a person that wants to b loved in life. that wats to b happy with her friends and fam i jus want to hav the one man in my life i cn turn to when i need him the most and hav him love me for me not for what he will reek off me when he gets with me.. i mean .. what is it that ppl see in me anyway.. all i ever hear is a hot chick.. but my beautiy goes so much deeper then skinn deep.. i am well loved and well hated at the same time. but more less equal in both. i love you all but someone can only take so much .. my heart is broken .. more shattered then any
I Wish You Could!
I Wish You CouldI wish you could see the sadness of a business-man as his livelihood goes up in flames, or that family returning home, only to find their house and belongings damaged or destroyed. I wish you could know what it is like to search a burning bedroom for trapped children, flames rolling above your head, your palms and knees burning as you crawl, the floor sagging under your weight as the kitchen beneath you burns. I wish you could comprehend a wife’s horror at 3 a.m. as I check her husband of 40 years for a pulse and find none. I start CPR anyway, hoping to bring him back, knowing intuitively that it is too late. But wanting his wife and family to know everything possible was done. I wish you knew the unique smell of burning insulation, the taste of soot filled mucus, the feeling of intense heat through your turnout gear, the sound of flames crackling, the eeriness of being able to see absolutely nothing in dense smoke ~ sensations that I have become too
Ronnie's Rants
My beautiful Mum joined the angels in heaven on Valentine's Day 2013. My sister Neeky had called me to let me know Mum was having a wound cleaned and dressed and it required surgery. I tried not to panic as it was just small surgery and she would be coming home within a day or two.   My world fell apart with the next phone call, Neeky was telling me something had happened during the operation and Mum was to have emergency surgery on a tear in her bowel. This was unbelievable, how could something so minor go so terribly wrong.   The next 6 hours was a blur to me, I jumped in my car and drove to be with Mum and my sisters. For 4 days we sat beside Mum, telling her how much we loved her, talked to her, laughed with her and cried so many tears.   The doctors told us her condition was grim and she might not make, it was a roller coaster ride of emotions for all of us but we refused to give up hope. Our Mum is a fighter and she will get through this!   Mum tried to hold on to our lov
Just Me...
December of last year (yeah, 320 days ago) I was hurt at work. I was sent to the clinic that my work uses to get my right shoulder looked at. Basically I walked out with a follow up appointment, ibuprofen 800s and light duty. Within the next 2 weeks I was there at least 4 times because the pain was getting worse and even bringing me to tears - which takes a lot.. after I got my wisdom teeth taken out I wasn't on any pain killers, and always watch when I get shots and blood taken. 2 weeks in I complained of back pain which was basically ignored...my restrictions were lightened to lifting no more than 10 lbs and still not being able to reach above my shoulder level. Ibuprofen 800 wasn't working so I was switched to Naproxen 550 I think it was.   Around January 14th of this year I got fed up with being in so much pain and not getting any help. I was dripping sweat in 25-30 degree weather in just a tshirt and shorts while barely doing any work. Touching my collar bone made me want to cry
Random Musings
THE ATLAS ROOM - NOW HIRING:   APPLY HERE: http://www.fubar.com/lounge/83551   Daytime/Evening managers (looking for two of each ideally) Responsibilities will be to run the lounge in my absence (I do have a "real life" which sometimes doesn't allow me to be on Fubar).  -Be sure people are having a great time -Make sure other staff aren't being too controlling -Freedoms will be given to ban/eject/silence.Greeters - looking for at least 2. More as we grow. - You are the friendly face of the lounge. You should be comfortable being on cam, however there are NO requirements for NSFW behaviour on your part. It's an asset if you feel comfortable with this, however. You are to make people feel welcome, particularly if they're new. Keep people "drinking"/talking/engaged.Bouncers - Looking for at least 2 to start. More as we grow. -You are the discipline arm of the lounge. You will be given authority to silence/eject, however you will be required to consult with myself (or a manager
~*the Idiots Guide To Sex*~
1: Eating Mexican Food is not the cause of gonorrhoea.. 2: There is no need for dice in role playing... 3: Intercourse doesn't happen on a highway... 4: If you engage in oral sex first, it's not called a head start... 5: If she says she's into "bondage," don't show her your financial portfolio... 6: You can lie down during a one night stand... 7: When a girl talks about waiting for the "right time," she's not referring to a commercial bank... 8: Only sleep with someone you love or can say you love without smirking... 9: Making out doesn't mean getting your money's worth.. 10: Sex is like The Club-Accept no substitutes...
Mumming Idiots
so, yesterday I plunged head first back into the mumms after a couple years. I have commented a few, and posted a couple since early 2007, BUT yesterday was my first real treck back into them. I commented a few, and I actually posted 2. It was a good feeling when i woke up this morning and saw in my feed that someone commented on my mumm then checked me out. I read his first comment then knew he had blocked me before I even checked. After checking and seein he already blocked me, I replied to his comment, which led to a short conversation. Good times, I missed the idiots mumming brought to me....     Ur Next Sugar Daddy said: All I have to say is your screen name suits you well [image] theFUChead said: How very original. I have NEVER heard that before. Maybe someday i can be as whitty as you. Ever think that MAYBE I chose this name for a reason dipshit? Ur Next Sugar Daddy said: No....I think you've summed it up nicely.I was not trying to be original. I was trying
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Rocketqueenrose
I know you need a friend, someone you can talk to Who will understand what you're going through When it comes to love, there's no easy answer Only you can say what you're gonna do I heard you on the phone, you took his number Said you weren't alone, but you'd call him soon Isn't he the guy, the guy who left you cryin'? Isn't he the one who made you blue? When you remember those nights in his arms You know you gotta make up your mind Are you gonna stay with the one who loves you Or are you goin' back to the one you love? Someone's gonna cry when they know they've lost you Someone's gonna thank the stars above What you gonna say when he comes over? There's no easy way to see this through All the broken dreams, all the disappointment Oh girl, what you gonna do? Your heart keeps sayin' it's just not fair But still you gotta make up your mind Are you gonna stay with the one who loves you Or are you goin' back to the one you love? Someone's gonna cry when they know they've lost you Someon
Good Friends
 People come to fubar for many reasons. To play it like a game. To make friends. Whatever reason, I have made some really great friends. Some I have been friends with for 5-6 years now. One friend in particular has been a great friend, The Dark Knight 4u. I hear that some ppl are talking shit about him but, from talks with him he has been really cool. He works hard, he's a great father and a great friend. He doesn't sugar coat anthing. He doesn't play people. For those talking shit about him.. why? Drop it already. Much much love to my other great friends on here. Ya'll are awesome. Very greatful for those friendships. Ya'll crack me the fuck up. I know ya'll have my back and you're there for me and it goes vice versa.  
My Bloggy :)
What It Really Means to Have Endometriosis In last week’s post (“What is endometriosis?”), I said that endometriosis by definition is a disease process where the inside lining of the uterus, the endometrium, flows back up inside of the body around the ovaries and bowel where it implants and begins to grow. Quite frankly a lot of this medical stuff can be quite dry and boring and does not convey what it is like for a woman to have this disease and how it truly impacts her life, her family, her career, her sex life, and her ability to live her life in very basic ways. In reality, this disease can be like having tens or hundreds of excruciatingly painful blisters covering the inside of the pelvis. Infertility and pelvic pain are the two most common symptoms of endometriosis. Patients with endometriosis can experience horrific pain – for the lucky ones it lasts just a couple of days during their period, and in the worst cases the pain is 24/7. The dic
Adopt A Stoner Auction 2011!
    AUCTION THURSDAY AUGUST 25TH @ 6PM FUTIME/ 9PM EST U CAN'T MISS IT!!!! ADOPT A STONER!!!! WELCOME TO FUBAR LOOKING FOR NEW FRIENDS ?? U CANNOT MISS THIS!!! ~ SECRET SMOKERZ SOCIETY ~ THERE IS NO OTHER LOUNGE LIKE US...COME CHECK US OUT!!!
You Know You Wannnnna
He needs to be added to angel families to level up!! http://fubar.com/3328207 So please add him if you would!
Merde Alors! Una Betise
Don't wait to be loved, to love Don't wait to be lonely, to recognize the value of a friend. Don't wait for the best job, to begin to work. Don't wait to have a lot, to share a bit. Don't wait for the fall, to remember the advice. Don't wait for pain, to believe in prayer. Don't wait to have time, to be able to serve. Don't wait for anybody else pain, to ask for apologies neither separation to make it up. Don't wait... Because you don't know how long it will take. Dark. I'm your citizens, slaving everything you want. Nightmare. The lord , wearing the bloody crown , builds civilization by whipping ridiculous thought. Dear, please do not fall asleep! A lonely hunter of a heart, chased by monsters that come from Deep Town. A lonely hunter of a heart, will rebel against the gloomy kingdom oneday if i get ready. Dear, please do not fall asleep!
Weight Loss Adventure
As of today, I've lost 59 pounds mostly through diet and calorie counting. I had follow up blood work done (original done in November) today and received the results a little bit ago:   Lipid Panel from November 2011 ComponentYour resultStandard rangeUnits CHOLESTEROL 196
My Current Thoughts On Ranking
Hiya:} As most of you that know me know I'm not big on blogs but had some thoughts i needed to get out of my head Most of you know me ,,,some better than others i joined fubar in sept of 2008 When top level was 30 ( and those people were few and far between btw) and new referrals were needed to get there I was a friends ref.  Before most if any ability bling had been born,,,where (you old schools the few left} will recall we leveled doing something called rating,,Never a day went by that i didnt have a sore mouse finger from doing so  Your fubar family back then took time to build as we all know the process of rotating friends occurs daily,,,it included people you actually like and cared about because family was everything ,,,helping family to level or whatever was needed was one of the main things The invention of ability bling changed fubars world forever i'm not gonna whine about it I simply am stating facts the invention of the auto which came 1st ,,it was hard to compete if yo
New....
A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat. This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man seemed more amused. When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she complained to the driver and he had the man arrested. ... The case came up in court. The judge asked the man (about 20 years old) what he had to say for himself. The man replied, 'Well your Honor, it was like this: when the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition. She sat down under a sign that said, 'The Double Mint Twins are coming' and I grinned. Then she moved and sat under a sign that said, 'Logan's Liniment will reduce the swelling,' and I had to smile. Then she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said, 'William's Big Stick Did the Trick,' and I could hardly contain myself. But Your Honor, when she moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that said, 'Goodyear Rubber could
A Few Simple Rules
Okay, I have set up a few new rules for this site and everyone on it... 1. I will NOT readd people anymore.. Once you take me off your friends' list.. Do NOT ask to be readded... You won't be accepted... since    you didn't talk to me in the first place. A few have added and readded me several time. Not gonna happen again...It's your loss for removing me...2. I will not be repoking anyone that doesn't talk to me.. it's a waste of MY time..3.  Do NOT ask me to add you to my family, rate your pictures, comment, help you level, like you....or anything else for that matters when you haven't spoken to me in over a year.  4, Just DON'T even bother.......UNDERSTAND?!!These rules will be upheld and adhered to. If this means you... toooooo BAD! See ya!  *insert a cute innocent smile here* Have a great day.
This&that
‎"BEST DIVORCE LETTER EVER Dear Wife, I’m writing you this letter to tell you that I’m leaving you forever. I’ve been a good man to you for 7 years & I have nothing to show for it. These last 2 weeks have been hell. ... Your boss called to tell me that you quit your job today & that was the last straw. Last week, you  came home & didn’t even notice I had a new haircut, had cooked your favorite meal & even wore a brand new pair of silk boxers. You ate in 2 minutes, & went straight to sleep after watching all of your soaps. You don’t tell me you love me anymore; you don’t want sex or anything that connects us as husband & wife. Either you’re cheating on me or you don’t love me anymore; whatever the case, I’m gone.Your EX-HusbandP.S. don’t try to find me. Your SISTER & I are moving away to West Virginia together! Have a great life!Dear Ex-Husband Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter. It’s true you &
My Sexual Bucket List!
Women often have that desire to compare things with their girlfriends... whether it's the inside of her shoe closet or how much money they spent on their last haircut.So when it comes down to the glorious pussy, women want to know how they measure up. A quick scan of skin magazines and porn typically tells us that it should be either smooth and hairless or have a short, neat landing strip. The lips should be symmetrical, trim and neat. The colour should be a lovely flushed pink. And the scent (according to some douching products) should be akin to a lovely island breeze. Well now we find out that pussy is supposed to taste like mint!In the quest to achieve these standards, women go to many lengths ranging from a brazilian wax all the way up to labiaplasty to reduce a floppy or irregular vulva. Now, those crafty marketing gurus are taking it a step further by exploiting female insecurity and selling us more ideas on things we need to do in order to become a front-runner in the pussy com
This Is The Sauce I Came Home To....
This is the sauce I came home to….By: Sizzle~~~~I come from a long  day of work…. I’m so tired… Being a chef I spend endless hours cooking , cleaning and directing staff in the kitchen or like today on location. A hour drive  from Des Moines. Well any way.  I slip the key into the lock and turn it slowly because I barely have energy to keep myself standing . I finally open the door and use what energy I have left to push it open . I drop my purse to the side by the door , kick off my  chef clogs and start to un button the countless buttons of my chef coat.  I close the front door and I notice an abundance of steam coming from the back of the house.I walk shoeless and  topless, slowly against my plush carpet and dark house . I make it to my bedroom and the stream is so thick coming from the bathroom . It is so thick that it started to fog up the mirrors on my dresser and the mirror I have above my bed.The bathroom door is slightly cracked. I opened the door s
Friends
I am writtin' this Thank You to all My Awesome Friends that Helped Me on Friday & Saturday Feburary 8th & 9th 2013 when I was goin' for My 2500 likes w/o bling run...even thou I didn't get it...I came so close was 6 away at one time than the reset got Me and it went back up to 99 to go and it just kept goin' up from there as We had gotten everyone possible to like Me and Had to wait till Fu reset time at midnite and it was still like 5-6 hours away...again I am so deeply touched by all of You for showin' Me Your support by puttin' Me up on Your pages & in Your status and passin' Me around Fu & givin' Me the credits to reset ...it means so much to Me...I am so truely Blessed to have so many Awesome Friends...I really Appreciate You All...   I am also not givin' up on this one...Laughs...I'm just gonna wait a lil' while and let My back complete heal up from where I hurt it 2 weeks ago...and do what the Dr's said to do and rest it...   I would write all Your names down that helped Me
My Writings
As i lay beneath the mighty walnut tree my skin warmed by the sun and kissed by the wind,i think to myself my dark lord how i wish it were ur kiss apon my warm and wanton skin.   As the light of the predawn shines through the window i look to u but can only smile like a fool over the night we have spent together with much pleasure and pain tortures and raptures and exstacy i look to u and think ohhhhh my sweet dark lord the many ways that i love u. As i lay here cryin drifting in and out of my slumber i hear the words to a familar song repeating in my head and cant help but sing them quietly, I TEAR MYSELF OPEN I SEW MYSELF SHUT MY WEAKNESS IS THAT I CARE TOO MUCH THE SCARS REMIND US THAT THE PAST IS REAL I TEAR MY HEART OPEN JUST TO FEEL and i wonder where are u my lord my darkangel in the night???? laying in the darkness i wake to look for u and find u gone i rise from my bed to look for u as i search i find u know where , i think to myself my love where are u??? why have u gone
This Is Me And If You Don't Like It...there Is A Block Button
So, by now, you know more about me than you thought you did. You never expected someone to have gone through this much hell, huh?!? Well, while the past two blogs, in fact, were kinda harsh and brought back some bad memories for me, it's better to get everything out and not keep it suppressed. And, I have nothing to hide. I am not ashamed of myself, or the way I was raised because even though I was physically and mentally abused and raped, it made me a better person on the inside.  Sure, I have trust issues from everything that has happened but wouldn't you, if these things had happened to you? Oh, and also, the paragraphs are for someone close to me, as they don't like reading for long periods of time. So, if you have been reading, you know about me being raped and about how horrible my parents were to me.....it gets a little worse from here. After daddy died, I started getting checks every month from Social Security for $351.00 (in 1981, that was a lot). From then until the time I
Does It Matter
With the holiday season upon us, I have decided to share something with my friends.  This holiday marks 12 years since I found my son murdered. I dread my birthday, as it is the day he was taken. Finding him that way has made an imprint on my mind to how my life changed that day.   Some here say terrible things about his death in retaliation over stupidity, some defend those individuals.  All know nothing of burying a child, let alone your only. Let me have peace and tranqulity this Christmas Season. Merry Christmas. I can say after a year on fubar I have met all types of women. Most have been pleasant knowing, but some, well let's just say the word freak comes to mind.   Is it me or are some of the younger women just out to pay back something in real life?  I wonder because who I thought was a good friend turned on me over some lies said about me.  She failed to understand even my helping in the game. Blinging a boomy to someone who has a famp so she can run, and I was in her famil
The Real Deal
ok folks, ive had my little fix of the red name. summer is upon us and i def wont be around the computer that much. boating, camping, traveling, training, softball, reunions, bbqs, graduation parties, riding the motorcycle, the beach. fubar will be my last resort of entertainment. so feel free to take me out of your fams. i wont be running anything for awhile. thank you all for rates, bombs, bling and friendship. ill still be logging in to chat every now and then so feel free to leave a message.  http://www.facebook.com/album.php?aid=8796&id=111852835521284 clearly this isnt gixxerprincess(jenn echard). yes shes a fake. shes stealing the pics of simona one day it might happen. i might be happy with a woman again. the bug has bitten. im curious. i want to know everything there is to know about you. i have so much time. please enlighten me with specifics, details, stories, favorites, like/dislikes. im all ears. i cant fail again. i wont allow it. it hurts too much. ive been in the gutte
Liz Taylor's Life
It is a brand new year. For some it is an opportunity to start fresh, make changes, and work on improving oneself. This new year gives me hope. Though it is merely a date, it is still an opportunity. I want everyone to be able to accomplish what they want. So many men and women I know and talk to every day have the same problem: their weight. It is not solely about looking better, but more so about how you feel and improving your health. On all of my previous blogs about my weight struggle and journey I give tips and motivation to assist with your own weight loss journey. After you read this blog entry please take a few minutes over the course of the next few months to look back over blog entries. This will help keep you motivated and keep information refreshed into your mind. This entry is dedicated to anyone who wants to lose weight and improve their health. I am going to give specifics on how I lost weight and got myself 100 times healthier. I hope by d
This And That
Sorry I've been such a shitty friend lately. Just dealing with some real life issues. I'll be here less and less. Between work and doctors and family bullshit, I'm rarely here anyway. I am not going to get all emo and pour it all out here, because, for the most part, it's no one else's business. If you're close to me, and you want to know, you can feel free to ask. Otherwise, I'll see you when I pop in from time to time.   Be good kids.   My Haiku Diva Sweet like a cake with a blade I love how you shine So today started out crazy, woke up late, had traffic court, got there late, but that got continued because the police lady didn't show, and then went to open my business bank account. Then came 10am! LOL   So when I get back to the house (I work out the house, yay for being self-employed!) I find out a whole plethora of family drama went on while I was gone.  The basic run-down with screaming phone calls went like this:   Sister's ex-husband filed for sole custody of t
Mfkn Family
MFKN Family   Back in the Summer of 2009 a family was created here on fubar. You will know this family as MFKN. When this family first started it was founded by MFKN Bubzy and MFKN Cruser. For those of you that where around back then, you will remember that MFKN took over fubar. It became HUGE! There were over 200 members within the first 3 days. Over the last year MFKN has become very quiet up until the last few weeks. MFKN Bubzy and her hubby Playinhard had taken a long break to deal with real life. Congrats on the new baby by the way! Your baby is absolutely precious. While they were away MFKN The Slut and MFKN Cori were the ones that volunteered to run things while in their absence. In the last two months there have been two homepages created and then deleted. There was a homepage created by former MFKN member Seed of Filth. This homepage was created when The Slut and Cori had problems accessing the original homepage and Seed was trying to keep MFKN together. Once the homepage w
The Good, The Bad, And The Ugly
"True friends stab you in the front" ~Oscar Wilde I am opening this blog with that quote, which is one of my favorites for a reason. Those we call friends can sometimes disappoint more than those we once considered enemies. The ones that we didn't get along with for one reason or another suddenly become closer than those who always appeared to be nice, sweet friends who "like to help others." I am blessed to call some women on here friends now that were once on the opposite side of that line. They were never quiet about their feelings about me, nor was I about them. The catalyst always came down to a guy (go figure). It was always out in the open though. Never was a word said that the other wasn't aware of. That is the reason that these women are so much respected by me. It's the ones who smile in your face as they stab you in the back that bother me. Fubar is like a small town, and everyone knows everyone else's business, or at least pretends to know, and states is as fact with
Fubar Battle Of The Bands Unofficial But Official Blog!
Most people came to fubar because we are different than any place on the internet. Since day one we pride ourselves on REAL people behind the profiles. Let's face it, any old man or lady can pretend to be a young hottie and that is kind of gross. The salute is your drivers license on fubar. It proves you are real. It also humanizes your band.  The salute is not very hard to do. This is the official How to make a salute link www.fubar.com/bible.php#make_salute. HGK was the first band to listen to me about salutes. They made this salute and did a video broadcast and a member liked them so much she tattooed their band name on her arm.    Mr And Mrs Sinfully Shadow@ fubar She tatted their band name on her arm. Now thats love!   This is an example of how salutes can work towards your advantage. Hard 2 Handle Im Not Mean Im Real@ fubar Hard2Handle is our top legend on the site. This means she has the most fans. She has been hottest user before and held that title for over a year
My Poetry
Mine Forever     Walking down a cold dark hall Water dripping down moistened walls The stinch of death fills the air Walking through cobwebs, they stick in my hair Reaching the end I quiver in fear Knowing the pain awaiting me is near Standing at the entrance of a dark cold room and in the middle a large old tomb I slowly enter my body shaking in fear Hearing strange voices whisper in my ear Looking around scared to death Then on my neck I feel his breath Smelling his scent; so sweet so strong
Informative/suggestive
With people’s desire for tranquility and stress relief stronger than ever, fresh research takes an insightful look at flowers and the important role they may play in our daily lives. A behavioral research study conducted by Nancy Etcoff, Ph.D., of Massachusetts General Hospital and Harvard Medical School, reveals that people feel more compassionate toward others, have less worry and anxiety, and feel less depressed when fresh cut flowers are present in the home. “Other research has proven that flowers make people happy when they receive them,” Etcoff says. “What we didn’t know is that spending a few days with flowers in the home can affect a wide variety of feelings.” The Home Ecology of Flowers Study at Harvard uncovered three main findings: Flowers feed compassion. Study participants who lived with fresh cut flowers for less than a week felt an increase in feelings of compassion and kindness for others. Flowers chase away anxieties, worries and the blues at home.
What I Think About Things
im sick and tired of people who think they can push there b.s on me and how they say im so pretty untill they get laid im tired of it and im going some real b.s. right now people saying things about me and people talking shit i have had it if you are coming with the drama ect.. please just go away i have had my limit and there are other things like so call friends all these people say yeah im your firend and as soon as you are broke or move they pretend they dont know who you are and dont write dont call dont do shit im just expressing how i feel and how tired of the shit im so well im done bitching i think well any way if your real thats cool if your fake just fuck off and die this makes me how ppl can stalk people on here and how you do get nothign done to you my question is how do we fix this. from the notes of  my fuhubby who is highly pissed about one person i perticuler. OK LOOK HERE FUCKER AND I AM GOING TO SAY THIS ONCE BITCH BOY IF U FUCKING PUT HER PICTURE ON FACEBOOK I WILL
Nikkis Thoughts...
Bloggin'
Tagged Ten Random Things Bout Me. 1.Im Allergic 2 Eggs And Never Leave Home Without Benedryl In My Pocket. 2.Im OCD about My Car..NO U Cant Eat In It ,No U Cant Drink In It..Or Smoke Orrrrrr Wear Jeans (studs fuck up interior to all hell fuck that noise) 3.I Hate Mess..If U Drop Sumtin Ima Be Behind U Pickin It Up As U Do...ask my kids 4.Otha Peeps Take Their Coffee Black Or White Sugar Or No Sugar...I Take Mine Black Wit Lemon Juice 5.I HAVE to Kno How Things Work..And If I Dont Ima Take Wateva It Is Apart N Find Out (I Have A XBOX 360 At Home That Found This Out Tha Hard Way...) 6.I Dont Eat Anythin That I Cant Put In A Sammich..Period(Yea Ull Regularly Find Me Eatin Noodle ,Pasta , Or Spagetti Sammiches) 7.Fred Dibnah Fascinates Me The Guy Was An Engineering GENIUS..If I Could Buy ANY House In Tha World Itd B His..It Was Recently Sold Complete Wit A Water Wheel And Working Mine Shaft Attached..Now Thats AWESOME 8.I Like 2 Draw Or Paint If Im Bored...Aswell
Red Friday
Red Shirt If the red shirt thing is new to you, read below how it went for a man... Last week, while traveling to Chicago on business, I noticed a Marine Sergeant traveling with a folded Flag, but did not put two and two together. After we boarded our flight, I turned to the Sergeant, who'd been invited to sit in First Class (across from me), and inquired if he was heading home. "No, he responded." "Heading out I asked?" "No. I'm escorting a Soldier home." "Going to pick him up?" "No. He is with me right now. He was killed in Iraq , I'm taking him home to his Family." The realization of what he had been asked to do hit me like a punch to the gut. It was an honor for him. He told me that, although he didn't know the Soldier, he had delivered the news of his passing to the Soldier's Family and felt as if he knew them after many conversations in so few days. I turned back to him, extended my hand, and said, "Thank you. Thank you for doing what you do so my family and
Introductions
This is where people can leave a brief introduction about themselves. Anything you want to say is okay.
A Bdsm Christmas
'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the domain,Not a subbie was stirring, (they were tied down with chain)The shackles were hung by the chimney with care,And the St. Andrews cross stood empty and bare. The subbies were nestled all snug in their beds,While visions of floggers danced in their heads;The Dom in his leather, and I in my slave cap,Had just settled down after getting our whacks. When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter,I crept from the bed to see what was the matter.Away to the window I flew very quickly.Tripped over some handcuffs and cursed soft and thickly. The moon on the breast of the new-fallen snowGave the luster of mid-day to objects below,When, what to my sleep-crusted eyes should unfurl,But a miniature sleigh, pulled by eight pony girls, With a Dominant driver, so forbidding and stern,I knew in a moment I'd a great deal to learn.More rapid than eagles his pony girls came,And he whipped them, and shouted, and called them by name; "Now, dash
Tagged
You Can Only Type ONE Word. Not as easy as you might think. Now copy and paste into your blog and tag 5 ppl to do the same. Leave a comment to let us know you have done it, AND LEAVE THEM A COMMENT TO LET THEM KNOW THEY HAVE BEEN TAGGED. It's really hard to only use one-word answers! 1. Where is your cell phone?pocket 2. Your significant other? naked 3. Your hair? brown 4. Your mother? caring 5. Your father? tough 6. Your favorite thing? family 7. Your dream last night? wet 8. Your favorite drink? BEER 9. Your dream/goal? Rich 10. The room you're in? Dinning 11. Music? All 12. Where do you want to be in 6 years? Elsewhere 14. Where were you last night? HOME 15. What you're not? Painless 16. Muffins? BLUEBERRY 17. One of your wish list items?HEALTH 18. Where you grew up? Iowa 19. The last thing you did? came 20. What are you wearing? Nothing 21. TV? sucks 22. Your pets? Dogs 23. Your computer? Laptop 24. Your l
Own Me For A Month!
I thought I'd try this auction thing out one time so here's a chance to own me for a month! Click here for my auction: Good luck! :)
~bratt~ And My Wedding
BRATT tjattherock Awww I Think This Is So Awesommmmmmmmmmmme Our Very Own BRATT & tjattherock Are getting Fu Married WooooHoooooooo!
Christmas Poem From Silver Diamond Lol
Twas the night before Christmas And all through the Fu Not a creature was stirring Not even the Christmas Poo The Stocking bling were hung By the chimney with care In hopes that Fat Sonny Won't show up on a dare The fu's were nestled all snug in their beds While visions of Happy Hours Danced in their heads And Miss Mona in her kerchief And Steve in his cap Had just settled down For a long winter's fap....er nap When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter, I sprang from my laptop to see what was the matter. Away to the window I flew like a flash, Locked up the shutters And hid my stash. The moon on the breast of the new-fallen snow Gave me shivers as I peeked At the scene below When, what to my wondering eyes should appear, But 8 of Sonny's family Shaking with fear With a little old driver, so lively and funny I knew in a moment it must be Fat Sonny. More rapid than eagles his coursers they came, And he roared, and screamed, and called them by n
Things About Me
1) Ppl think i am walking encyclopedia about Dallas sports teams just because I am a huge fan and keep up with them 2) Ppl thing i am a walking encyclopedia about Dallas radio just because I am friends with a FEW DJs 3) I get pickles just to drink the pickle juice 4) I still go see Santa and ask for that Evil Kneivel sky rocket wind up toy and van that I never got when I was a kid 5) I love to pamper ppl and make them happy 6) I love Hooters for the food not the scenery 7) I love lots of movies from The Crow to the Notebook
Fake Ass Mfs
THIS SONG IS DEDICATED TO THE FAKE ASS MF WHO CALL THEMSELVS FRIENDS OR MY SDMF BROTHERS OR SISTERS. THEY GET MAD AT YOU OVER BS LOUNGES THEN SAY SHIT BEHIND YA BACK. THEY ALSO MAKE FUN OF YOUR RACE BY PLAYING STUPID LIL FUCKEN KKK SONGS IN THERE STUPID LIL LOUNGES..FUBAR IS NOT REAL LIFE MOTHER FUCKERS.. ITS A PLACE TO HAVE FUN.. ASS HATS.. IF YOU DONT RESPECT ME AS AN SDMF SISTER THEN WALK ON HOME BOY...BE YOURSELF BYYOURSELF STAY AWAY FROM ME!!!RESPECCCCCCCTTTTTT!! WALK...ARE YOU TALKING TO ME NO WAY PUNK!! Can't you see I'm easily bothered by persistence One step from lashing out at you... You want in to get under my skin And call yourself a friend I've got more friends like you What do I do? (Pre) Is there no standard anymore? What it takes, who I am, where I've been Belong You can't be something you're not Be yourself, by yourself Stay away from me A lesson learned in life Known from the dawn of time (Chorus) Respect, walk Run your m
Is It Bad....?
Is it bad that I want to go on my Ex-Wife's Facebook and call her the C word.. and BOMB her page with inappropriate stuff? Considering she's still with the fag-ola that she was with while we were married that she said she was "just friends" with????
Love
The whole world can love you, but that love will not make you happy. What will make you happy is the love coming out of you. That is the love that will make a difference. Nothing is ever impossible if you want it bad enough, make your dreams happen and never have "NO" in your heart. And, you will prosper. I love you all The girl formally known as Buffy now KINKY!
Women And Hatred
If you are truly a true friend, than you would not let what others tell you about a person base your opinion of that person. If you are a true friend, or a true human being, you will get to know a person YOURSELF and not what others say. Be grown...and don't let your online g/f or friends control your life or your friendships. I have been on this site for well over a year and unfortunately, I have alot more haters than I ever imagined. I don't bother these ppl and I let them be. Most of the hatred stems from me and my bubbly personality and me being able to be friends with men more easily than women. Now we all know how Fubar seems to be the new hook up spot and ppl are falling in love thru the computer more now without even meeting ppl. So when I become friends with a man and they seem to like my honesty and just who I am a person, their "online" lover gets upset and hence becomes my hater and feels the need to make up lies and talk shit about me. That's when I exit left....my hater
Poetry/lyrics
There once was a man who built himself up To not feel Emotions And avoid all commotions Unattached except for vision never let anyone affect his decisions everything planned right down to precision never stood still to think of time all very questionable considering his prime (please read this while we redirect you, todays piece of work was brought to you by Daz Doorstep challenge,, we apologise for the break in service ) There once was a man who never let anyone in no matter how hard here one minute gone the next never staying still never settling running running till no one follows let me go he cries let me go he cries he doesnt need me he doesnt need you just needs the characters in his head maybe it was something we sad once it was fun, not knowing what to expect, one year yonder its smells of regret now i just wonder what went wrong listening to broken down songs once i would go to end of world, now im reluctant to answer your call you let me
So-called Friends...
You know Ive been around the fu for awhile, and Ive met some pretty cool people. I generally can tell between those who are "real" and those people who want to be your friend either so they can see you naked on cam one day...or so they can go run their fucking mouths off to other people about your personal business. Some people prove themselves to be both of those all wrapped up nice and neat with a big bow on it that says "will fuck you over". Well personally I am tired of the bullshit. MORE than tired. What Ive learned here is to trust NOBODY because they will even make shit up to make you look bad. THEN they will pretend to be your friend while you go cry, and secretly snicker in the corner somewhere because they one-upped you. Well guess WHAT people...this is the BIG FUCK YOU. You'll not get close to me anymore, and certainly Ill not give you ammunition to shoot me in the head. Ive had enough pain and suffering for this year already, and those of you who know just how much
Gotta Love The Shoutbox : /
I have never had anyone write me a song before, but today a user thought I deserved a song. I am not the only one who has received his loving words, so I want to share with everyone this oh so great man and his "thoughtful" words.   dork: Well I'm hungry, hungry and your pussy looks so good I wanna suck your asshole, wanna piece of...? I don't even care if your on the bloody rag I'll eat you buttplug, come on sit on my face I wanna eat you out, baby eat you out Open up your legs baby, I wanna eat you out Eat you out, baby eat you out I don't care if it's runny and I don't care if it smells Eat you out, baby eat you out I wanna stick my tongue in you and suck your cunt juice out Don't wanna finger fuck you, stick my dick inside of you I'd rather? Fat or ugly it looks like you don't care If your young or old, you gotta cunt? I'll lick you there (chorus) I wanna put my tongue so far inside of you Drink your piss and cum and you can drink mine too Wanna eat your shit, you can eat my diar
Bebe's Auction
I am up for bid, who needs a new toy lol?? plz click the pick below to see what i'm offering :):) woot woot Make me your slave!!!
Disturbing Behavior
Core skills for avoiding problem people by Libida 4 days ago When I told Jay about this, he asked me to post it here. It's also available on my blog. You may copy, forward, and repost this piece, provided it is complete and includes the credit and URL. (A link would be nice, too!) There seem to be just a few key differences between individuals who are good at spotting and avoiding destructive and problematic people, and those who repeatedly get zapped: 1. Competent people-evaluators notice how they feel around others, and get closer or withdraw in response. This gets them away from people who treat them poorly, and closer to people who treat them well. Over time, their life becomes filled with good people. Ineffective people-evaluators have learned to ignore, dismiss, or devalue certain information, including problem behaviors in others and troubling emotional responses in themselves. Even when they do notice problems, these individuals tend to get upset and complain, but
Oolong Tea / Carrot / Egg
A carrot, an egg, and a cup of Oolong tea � You will never look at a cup of Oolong the same way again. A young woman went to her mother and told her about her life and how things were so hard for her. She did not know how she was going to make it and wanted to give up. She was tired of fighting and struggling. It seemed as one problem was solved, a new one arose. Her mother took her to the kitchen. She filled three pots with water and placed each on a high fire. Soon the pots came to boil. In the first she placed carrots, in the second she placed eggs, and in the last she placed Oolong tea. She let them sit and boil; without saying a word. In about twenty minutes she turned off the burners. She fished the carrots out and placed them in a bowl. She pulled the eggs out and placed them in a bowl. Then she ladled the Oolong out and placed it in a bowl. Turning to her daughter, she asked, "Tell me what you see." "Carrots, eggs, and Oolong tea," she replied.
My Spotlight!
I had the spotlight and for a bid of 44001111 I got it.. Ran Auto 11's Started out with 9,064,484 points Ended with 14,815,452 Total points from that.. 5,750,968 (not that bad for just an auto 11) Tool Tip Views 20,919 Photo Views 52,207 I ended up pretty happy with that.. During that.. I got 97 cherry bombs..
I Will B Running My Very First Auto 11s Friday 4pm Eastern Time
SO I WILL BE RUNNING MY VERY FIRST AUTO 11s ON FRIDAT MARCH 20th @ 4PM EASTERN INTO SATURDAY PLEASE HELP ME LEVEL AND GET UR EXTRA POINTS I AM HOPING THIS WILL BE A EXELENT EXPERIENCE.... LETS HAVE SOME FUN!!! IF ANYONE HAS ANY IDEAS ON WHAT I CAN DO TO MAKE IT ALOT OF FUN SHOOT THEM MY WAY.... U CANT REPOST THIS SORRY SEE BULITIN.... TY MIKE
Poetry
When is enough, enough? Life is a very peculiar thing. It has its ups and downs, and just to keep thing interesting life throws a few curveballs in for good measure. I was goin through my old blogs tonight. The last blog I wrote was about me taking charge of my life shortly after the Lisa suicide debacle. I am better now. Hell I was better then I jus didnt know it or couldnt see it. I can see clearly now, but as they say hindsight is always 20/20. Since that time there have been numerous changes in my life, not all for the better. But that is one of life curveballs. It seems that im destined to have more than a few thrown my way. Its true that I have walked my own path pretty much since the day I turned 15. And a lot of the problems and difficulties I'm having in life are a result of decisions I made when I was younger. I can deal with that. But in the meantime, does everything else have to work against me??          Be that as it may. I didnt start a new blog to rehash the past. Im
Up 4 Auction!!
i am up 4 auction plz buy me bid on me show me some love heres the link http://www.fubar.com/photo.php?u=1690010&albumid=1579682&i=594848365&idx=22 come on fu plz love me like i love you this my first time in a auction plz dont make me eat that humble pie LMAO damn lol AUCTION CLOSED SOLD TO KNIGHT & SINFULLY SWEET ADDICTION FOR 4.5MILLION FUBUCKS THX GUYS LOVES YA'LL
Nothing As Simple Of A Thing~
I lay and watch you sleep at night Jealous of the shadowed light That bathes your body in a sweet caress No touch from me to spoil your rest Your gentle breath a sweet perfume To challenge the breeze within the room I move up close to hear the sound Of the quiescent, peace you've found Your murmured words of love profound For my ears when no one else is around You drift off back to blissful sleep Holding my hand, a special treat I'll join you in your dreams tonight Maybe search for the rainbows light Together running you and I In fields of dreams, where lovers lie... ~W.H.~ ~2009~
Auctions
COME AND GET HER! China Suzy Is Up For Auction Do you want to own her? Well click on the link below and go make an offer. She has offered the usual things like:- Owned in your name Keep shit-faced SFW Salute (NSFW if VIP or Higher) 500 11's a week if VIP offered 25% of any Blings offered will be spent on you AND she has already added:- 200 stash rates a week during Happy Hour Rate all SFW pics in HH if less then VIP Family Access if VIP offered (she does not have one now) An invite to her "private Pics" if 6 month VIP or Higher Negotiations are open for offers of $150 plus What are you waiting for? Click the B & W pic and make an offer!
Whatever For Whoever
here and there my mind wanders thoughts pool, as I ponder what does it mean why can't I ask why is it that trusting has become such a task had I not seen with my own two eyes what was as friendship so cleverly disguised would I believe had someone just told me am I not to be furious when for far less you would scold me and even with the knowledge all I want to do is pretend I don't know take the fact that it hurts me and not let it show for to me what we have is perfect and real but "it" makes it hard to believe that, that's how you feel so I wonder can what I know be forgotten or will it leave my thoughts pool stagnant and rotten Played, Played out, Plagued with Doubt, Questions unasked Left un answered Seeking knowledge Becoming a cancer Eating away Healthy flesh Riddled with decay Emotionless is easy If you can deal Chemicals shrouding what you feel Clouded thoughts of What was real Where were you when I cried myself blind Where were you
Cause I Less Than Three Her.
You know when you get your body in that perfect sync of happiness? I know some of the younger people probly have no idea what the fuck I am talking about but hey you never know. ANyway back onto point have you ever had a moment in your life that just seems to be perfect. I mean trust me I know perfection can't really happen but god damn if you can't feel it. THis is how I feel now with my life probly for the first time. There's really only one real source to all of this and as with all typical love stories it started with a girl. This girl came into my life entirely by chance and at first I hadn't even noticed her to be honest. But none the less we met and talked a bit, strange isn't the way fate guides us to things we aren't even looking for. Anyway eventually we came to actually speak on the phone and I just remember from hearing her voice I could feel my heart beating like never before. It wasn't untill we got into a conversation which to most people would probly be considered stupi
Need Rates Help
HEY EVERYONE.. I AM IN A CONTEST.. CAN U PLS GO TO THIS LINK AND RATE MY PIC AND GET ALL YOUR FRIENDS TO RATE TOO PLSSS THANKS   http://fubar.com/photo.php?u=274746&albumid=1598378&i=546346947&idx=0
Time To Vent!!
I sit here trying to play everything out in my head as far as what to do about all my decisions that I have made,the mess up's and the people that I have chosen to fall for. Lord knows that I have made alot of mistakes and have made alot of bad judgements. I try my hardest to make everybody happy and go out of my way to make u happy and I always seem to fail, I am starting to wonder what the point is of trying anymore. I try to be happy, joyful and make good choices and like always that seems to fail also. I wake up everyday with every intention that I am going to make the right choices and be the best person that I can be, but when things dont go right it seems like I am a horrible person and that I am just a f*ck up cause I let u and everybody else down. I hate feeling like I am torn between 4 different people and all of them wants me to do something different. I try to better my life and better the person that I am and it doesnt seem to work either. I know that if I had somebody by
My Smut =d
            Tracy and Ron had only been dating for a little while and this was the last night of their very first trip “away from it all” as Tracy called it.  They sat watching as the flames danced around the fire pit.    Wrapping around each other like 2 lovers entwined, crackling and popping as the wood burned beneath.    The stars above seemed to twinkle in rhythm with the flames and a sliver of the moon smiled at their harmony.    No other evening of this trip had shown itself with such perfection and no other evening charged their souls as well.                    After laying a blanket out on the ground, Ron looks at Tracy and asks if she’ll come join him.  Reluctant to leave the comforts of her seat, she walks over and lies down in front of him.    Locked in a spoon, they continue to be mesmerized by the passion of the dancing flames.    Ron puts his arm around Tracy and pulls her body tighter to his own.   She responds with a smile, just barely visible by th
Auction
Hosting a St Patrick's Day auction. Deadline to enter will be Fri March 4, 2011. Auction will begin Sat Mar 5 at 12:01 am and end Mar 17 at Midnight EST. Starting bids at 1 mil each. Leave a comment if you would like to enter and please send me a private message with a link to the photo you would liked used and what you would like to offer for your auction.  And remember to get ppl to vote on your auction. The person with the most votes will win a boomerang!   UPDATE: Please send your auction offering and link to your photo as soon as you can. As of now I have over 20 ppl in the auction and will need time to make the auction photos. Thank you so much in advance! Nicole I will be hosting a Gemini auction in celebration of Gamer Princess (June 7) & My Birthdays (May 31). Gamer Princess will be my co-Host. Deadline to enter will be Mon May 30 & the auction will begin Tuesday May 31 at 12:01 am & end June 7 at Midnight EST. Starting bids at 5 mil each. Please leave a comment if you woul
In A Contest
I AM IN A CONTEST PLEASE TAKE THE TIME TO VOTE FOR ME  hugs and kisses
Cleaning My P*%%y
I have an HP laptop and i wanted to know how to clean my screen without damaging it........help is needed.......   thanks   Supe
Another Auction
~for Princess*q*420~
To one of the Coolest, Smoothest chicas in the FuNation. She's alwayz givin FuLuv and alwayz has that great attitude.....Propz to Rico for makin U happy. I luvz being real with U.......You can hear this crazy diddy on her page....tell her Guido sent you....you'll get Mad Luv in return........Peace. Floater's Drink P*Q*....wooooooo.... Ahh choking up dust on a Mexican Bus, IGive birth to a brand new concept,Then doubled over, and my days are numbered.Right about sunrise, came into a new town.Can't breath and I move so slowlyAnd the sky is humming, and my motor thunders.Shall we ride into the white hot dawn?Tomorrow all will be known.Your feet will rise from the stone.And you go through the sky!Until then! I'm all you've got!Until then, I'm all you need! I'm everything,Every night!I take a back seat to a sweet companion.Must be something to control it.The world is watching, and I'm outnumbered.Don't fuck with a crazy man you sayI don't fuck with a man in control.The sky is humming, and
Love Hurts
WHY DOES IT HURT SO BAD...I DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW SOMEONE CAN JUST LET YOU GO!!!!!  LOVE DOES HURT REALLY BAD I AM SO LOST W/MYSELF RIGHT NOW AND DON'T KNOW WHAT 2 DO...HOW DO YOU GET OVER THE PAIN OR WILL I EVER GET OVER IT I DON'T KNOW I NEVER FELT THIS B4 AND I DON'T WANT TO FEEL THIS WAY AGAIN EVER............
Dj Clutch's Blogs
A NATIONAL TREASURE IS ABOUT READY TO BE TURNED INTO SCRAP METAL.  IN 1943 BB-61 THE USS IOWA WAS LAUNCHED AND SHE SERVED PROUDLY OVER 5 DECADES.  SHE WAS FRANKLIN ROOSEVELT'S FLAG SHIP AND THE ONLY IOWA CLASS BATTLE SHIP TO HAVE A BATHTUB IN IT.  THERE IS A FUNDRAISER HAS BEEN STARTED TO SAVE HER. HER SISTER SHIPS HAVE PERMANENT HOMES.  SO TAKE A LOOK AT THE POSTED WEBSITE. IF YOU HAD A FAMILY MEMBER OR A FRIEND SERVE ON HER PASS THE WEBSITE AROUND.  LET'S NOT LET ANYTHING HAPPEN TO THE MIGHTY USS IOWA.        http://www.savetheiowa.com/news.cfm  I PURCHASED A FEW CHERRY BOMBS AN OF LATE AND I DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY WE HAVE TO WAIT 30 SECONDS BEFORE BOMBING SOMEONE ELSE'S FOLDER.  WE ARE THE ONES PAYING OUT THE MONEY FOR THE BLING PACKS.  I FEEL WE SHOULD BE ABLE TO BOMB AS MANY FOLDERS AS WE CAN FOR THAT 60 MINUTES!!
F Word Unedited
First Name, Age and Location: Andy 34 PhillyFubar Screen Name: TZRWhy did you choose that name? Give me a spray paint can or a marker and I'll show you.Relationship Status: Recently dumped. Do people say "dumped" anymore?What is your “RJ?” (real job): Dude you call when your computer doesn't work. PS: The problem is usually an 1D-10-T Error.What Tunes will we find in your Trackz?: Anthony Hamilton, Jedi Mind Tricks, The Fray, Marc Anthony, Dave Matthews Band. I'm all over the place when it comes to music. My mood is easily influenced by what I am currently listening to. Sample based music production is a hobby of mine so I keep my ear open to different sounds. Give me a good drum break and a jazzy piano sample to chop up and I'm happy. Any Piercings/Tattoos (How many? Where?): I been a lil ink crazy lately. I have a shark on my left bicep with the letters "AJ" floating in the water. It was a gift to my son for his 10th birthday. I have a "Philadelphia" Themed half sleeve
This Is What I Have To Deal With...
please read from the bottom up. this is gold.  easily the hottest convo i've ever had.  the first half was cut off in the shoutbox unfortunately.  enjoy!   BondageBoi...: bye, you are histerical BondageBoi...: thats funny, I have never seen that kind of money in my life....lol ->BondageBoi...: ok, gotta run, Matilda's being a huge slut right now and i cant be late. ->BondageBoi...: also be prepared to pay 200k up front, and another 200k after you're done. BondageBoi...: IC, and does you family take advantage of you??? ->BondageBoi...: that's your problem. BondageBoi...: lol
Books
So, as some of you know, I read a lot. And when I say a lot, I'm talking about 4 or more books a week. Most are books that I have already read, in some cases several times over. I enjoy them and its like revisiting friends from the past. The only people who don't judge. But thats neither here nor there. In the past week, I read a book that was just absolutely stupendous. I would urge readers to pick it up. The Lost Symbol by Dan Brown. Yes, this is the guy who wrote The DeVinci Code, and Angels and Demons. (Which by the way, I would highly recommend to anyone as well) Dan Brown has a way of telling a story that is almost un-parralled. He gives you all the clues you need, but puts them in a way that you still have no clue what is going on till the very end. It's a fast paced book, and I read it within a day. It is in no way a short novel... The premise of the story is Robert Langdon, a Symbilogist of no small means (currently played by Tom Hanks in the movies) And
My Grandmother! A Part Of Native History!
 Myrna Joy Boyd, 72, of Wolf Point, died March 26, 2009, at Trinity Hospital in Wolf Point. Granddaughter of Chief Santee Iron Ring, the last traditional Chief of the Fort Peck Sioux, she was born to James A. Boyd and Florence Iron Ring Belton on Aug. 20, 1936, in Poplar. Throughout her life, she was known as an advocate for Native families, especially children. She was instrumental in getting a Senate investigation into the mistreatment of Native children in the State of Montana's foster care system, and was the co-founder of the Walks Far Society, which has been active as an advocate for Native children since 1979. She also was active in many other organizations that work in related fields, and was the Montana coordinator of the Trail of Self Determination Caravan, which was a nationwide march to Washington, D.C., that fought for Native rights. She was preceded in death by a brother, Wayne Boyd Sr.; sons, William James and Donald Wayne Whitright; and one daughter, Anita Ironcloud. Sh
Blingpack Auction
25 credit blingpack up for auction starting now and ending at 2pm fu time sunday oct 25th starting bid at 3 mil trying to raise money for spotlight
Dj's Must Read!
Help?
So I never do this...But times are tight, money is short, and I'm screwed three ways to sunday.  I have some tickets...that I've been trying to pay since Feb...that just can't get caught up on.  My income is about to drop even more than it already has, and all my other routes aren't working...so....If you think you can drop a buck or two...please feel free...if not, no biggie you guys already do a ton already.  If you know a lot about my personal life, you know why it's hard for me to save any money, and that just got nipped in the bud too...so click it, don't, whatever..just have a happy holiday and value your families while you have them, it's what keeps us going every day. * I deleted the link...the best way to do it is to go to paypal, and send it as a personal gift or something like that... if you want to do it, my email is wesley.marks@gmail.com  thanks again *   *UPDATE* Ok...so i had court on the 28th, and they gave me some more time (late Jan) to get everything cleared up..
Space Madness!!1!
source: http://www.electronicsnews.com.au/news/cooling-semiconductors-with-lasers RESEARCHERS at the Niels Bohr Institute have found a new way of laser cooling semiconductor membranes. Paradoxically, the new method of cooling involves heating the semiconductor material, but the researcher managed to cool the membrane to -269 degrees Celsius. The results are published in the scientific journal, Nature Physics. The specific type of membrane the researchers worked with is a photonic crystal membrane made of gallium arsenide (GaAs). However, they had to fabricate one with specific dimensions to work with the experiement. The researchers produced a membrane with a thickness of 160nm and a surface area of 1 x 1mm. They then allowed the membrane to interact with the laser light within a vacuum chamber in such a way that its mechanical movements affected the light that hit it. When the laser light hits the semiconductor membrane, some of the light is reflected and the light is
Eharmony
What I’m doing with my life Gonna get rich and take over the world. Yeah that sounds like a plan. I need an evil lil princess to be my accomplice. If you think you are up for the job, applications are being currently accepted in the message section of my page. I’m really good at Laughing I hold the world record in speed blinking self proclaimed. I can tie a cherry stem in a knot with my tongue. (That shit made you smile)  I am an excellent shopping cart driver. I can use a straw but i suck with chop stixx not even sure why i related the 2 tasks. Oh yeah im house trained... i'm sure thats a plus Tying my shoes is a little iffy, so for the days i cant manage i have velcro. The six things I could never do without Cocoa puffs aluminum foil breathing ( that shoulda been first i know) water, yeah thats a good one gotta have that too crack heads, cause i mean everyone needs a good deal right? my nose, its not the best nose but i have become somewhat a
My Thoughts
I sit here and wonder why I make so many mistakes and then do it again later on. I try to be happy with what I have then everything seems to go wrong, Either because a guy can promise me the world or something sounds so good, while in the long run it was all a crock of shit. The I look around after all the shit has settled and realize that I have hurt a lot of people and myself in the long run. I know I can't change the past and am supposed to learn from it but I don't think I will ever totally grasp that concept. I am very sorry for everyone I have hurt and I know I can't change what happened. I just hope one day that maybe and I don't know if I am grasping at straws or not but I hope that stuff can start to go back to the way it was. I have royally messed up this time and I regret stuff for the second time in my life. I know nobody is perfect but I know there is even limits to what happens. You can only mess up so much before people do give up on you. I know i am at my breaking poin
Banana Nut Bread
RECIPE FOR LOVE: (this really works..)2x Laughing eyes2x Well shaped legs2x Loving arms2x Firm milk containers2x Nuts1x Fur lined mixing bowl1x firm bananaDirections: 1. Look into laughing eyes2. Spread well shaped legs with loving arms3 Squeeze and massage milk containers very gently until fur lined mixing bowl is well greased, check regularly with finger. 4. Gently add firm banana to mixing bowl, working in and out until well creamed. (For best results, continue to knead milk containers). 5. As heat rises, plunge banana deep into mixing bowl and cover with nuts, leave to soak (preferably not over night). 6. The cake is done when banana is soft. If banana doesn't soften, repeat steps 3-5 or change mixing bowls. Notes: 1. If in unfamiliar kitchen, wash utensils carefully before and after use. 2. Do not lick mixing bowl after use.
Parole Sucks
Fubar Stuff
Read. Don't. Whatever.
*So, I'm not into politics. I purposely avoid politics in order that I may serve impartially and with what is in my heart and mind naturally. So, for those of you who read this and find inaccuracies, please correct me. * Lately I have been hearing rumblings about the government changing the retirement plan for the military. From what I have heard, I'll still be able to retire after 20 years but will not be able to draw a single dime of my retirement money until I'm almost 60 years old. That's about 15 years of waiting for something I feel by that time I will have more than earned. Sure, I'll still get my medical benefits and all (I think), but unfortunately those do not pay bills and put food on the table. Yes, I'll be working another job once I finally DO retire from service, but to take 50% of my planned income away from me and holding it for 15 years is pure bullshit. I don't know how other retirement plans work, but I do know this: other retirees in other jobs have never ha
Fubar Help
Hey everyone. There has been alot of changes with this update. here is some help I got from the fubar lounge coder DX. DX is a great guy and has helped me tons. This is my attempt at helping him and all the coders. This is the skin code just make the changes to the url's and the sizes. remember all your sizes must have a unit such as: margin-left: 5px; /* V:1 */.new_lounge_wrapper a {  font-family: eras demi itcc;  color: ffffff;  font-size: 12 pt;  font-weight: bolder;  text-decoration: none;  font-style: normal;}.new_lounge_wrapper a.man {  font-family: eras demi itcc;  color: ffffff;  font-size: 12 pt;  font-weight: bolder;  text-decoration: none;  font-style: normal;}.new_lounge_wrapper a:visited {  font-family: eras demi itcc;  color: ffffff;  font-size: 12 pt;  font-weight: bolder;  text-decoration: none;  font-style: normal;}div#pagecontent {  visibility: show!important;  background-image: url()!important;  background-color: 000000!important;  background-attachment: fixed!imp
Poetry,music,etc!!
who are you?do i really know you?i mean we see each other everyday when i look in the mirror,but do i really know you,do you really know what i am feeling insidecan you feel me screaming for help wanting to be noticewanting someone to ask me if everything is okaydo you really see what i see?i see you but you act like you don't careyou see me cry,you see me hurt but you don't do anything to helpwhy? why can't you help the girl you see every day,is it hard to help a little?can you feel me shaking? can you feel my heart beating? can you feel me breathing?i want help,i want to escape this body i am in? but it won't let go off me it seems soattach to me? i want to fight my way out of it?why are you not doing anything? i see you looking at me,help!!mirror you are useless why can't you see that i just need some help
Dying4eternity
A Facebook friend posted a link. She wrote: "Palin Alert!" and then copied this link: http://act.credoaction.com/campaign/stand_up_for_npr/?rc=fb_share4 Followed by "Republican leadership in Congress already forced one vote on a measure to defund NPR. When they come back with a majority in January, they'll be looking to finish the job. We can't let Sarah Palin and the right wing bully Democrats into selling out such an important part of our media landscape." Well, I'm a hardcore Sarah fan [Glenn Beck, too]. As such, my reply to the post was ".... what had NPR done for us?Go Sarah! Take 'em out!!" -- I was trying to rattle some nerves and encourage an educationally valuable debate.  The Facebook friend replied, proving my thought that she had no idea what she was talking about, with: "What has Sarah done for NPR and our world??? Killed wolves hunted from helicopters offering $150 a forelimb...Seems she's not the only one on a power trip...you should be ashamed Eternity, check out the
High Priced Hooka's
Poetry
Our love has gone, Gone far away. They travel here and there, But we know they will always come back to us.   They might be away, But our hearts are always with them. Where they go, we are there with them.   We might be separated by distance, But not in mind and soul. They know we stay true, No matter where they might go.   It seems like a life time, When they are not here. But when they return, Everything seems to stop.   Our happiness has returned, We can quit worrying and stressing. They mean the world to us, As hey do to most others.   For they are  American Soldiers, That most hold dear. And they fight for what is right, And protects us day after day.   They don't consider their own lives first, They think of their loved ones, And everything they hold dear.   They know there's a chance to die, But they look at it straight in the face, And they show no fear, Because they fight for love, honor, freedom, And everything they hold dear.   They mi
Auction
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Fb Profile Skin How-tos
FB design profile skin Getting started: Part 1 of 3 First all when making a skin you need know what you are going to design and where you want each section to go.. there are three main design elements that you can design to make your skin standout from others. I do a lot of searching on the net to see what is out there and fool around with different designs before i even get started. This will save time and frustration later. I will go over the following in this tutorial to get you started.. then followup with the enhancements later pagecontent profiile_headerbar userpagecontentstyle  I store all my images on photobucket, i paid for the unlimitied bandwith so i do not exceed the limit... or your image will not show. 1. pagecontent   #pagecontent :: this were the main background goes.. it is good to used seamless background images because it will bllend bettter in the desgin.. if the do not blend it is looks un clean.  #pagecontent {  background: #000 ur
Lost
Lost and AloneWithin this LifeSearching to findSome form of comfortWhile LostI sit AloneWithin this ShellOf this WorldWanting to be FoundTo be Loved and HeldWithin your Strong ArmsKnowing I'm Safe and FoundWhile I wish for thisI shall wait til I'm FoundForever Lost and AloneWhile I fade into Darkness
Block Blog Pt 4
Batman: XOXO   cancel Chat To Batman: hola   cancel Chat Batman: hi baby how are you xxx   cancel Chat To Batman: i'm ok i guess, thanks. how are you?   cancel Chat
Her Arrival.........
I arrive at Your hotel room door hoping I am on time. I stand outside the door trying to compose myself and slow my heart beat down. It has been racing since I got Your call that You were in town. I touch my hair to make sure it is in place, check my makeup in my compact mirror and straighten my dress, checking that my stockings are in line and straight. Taking a deep breath I knock on the door. My heart is racing, I feel my juices starting to flow with the throbbing in my pussy. The door opens and You are stood in front of me. Lowering my eyes to the floor I stand waiting to be invited in, you motion for me to enter. As soon as I get in the door You motion me to remove my jacket. Hearing the door close behind me my heart starts to race again. I feel You behind me smelling my hair, feeling Your hands on my shoulders running slowly across the nape of my neck, Your fingers gently caressing my neck and shoulders. Your touch sends a shiver down my spine making my body tingle and my nipples
Club Karizma 2010
    CLICK ON TO ENTER Club Karizma NEW CAM RULES EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY !!!   (CAMS ARE OPEN TO STAFF AT ANYTIME WITH OUT ASKING IF THERE OPEN..CAM 5 AND 6 ARE GUEST CAMS FOR OUR MEMEBERS...MEMEBER MUST GET IN CONTACT WITH OWNERS OR OTHER LOUNGE STAFF FOR CAM INFO..FOR GUEST CAMS MEMBERS MUST BE MEMBER FOR A WEEK OR MORE..AND MUST POST A SALUTE..) 1)On slow nights cams can be used by selected Staff or a Member that has been with us for a min. of 2 weeks at least. On busy nights staff is allowed 1hr max up on cam, Non Staff is allowed 30mins.....Subject to change as needed. Check in with Owner/Manger *if online* for cam Info.   2)Absolutly NO flashing and NUDITY!! before 12pm Est...Flashing is acceptable after 12pm Est. IF you break our No flashing rule You will lose your cam privliage.. (flash includes: ass, tits, clevage for 10 secs long) IS ALLOWED..AT OUR TIME DISEIRED   3)IF you want to go up on cam ask a Manager so they can make sure t
Serious Essays & Bukkake-inspired Poetry
I spend little time online these days, but because I still like to keep up a robust communication with friends (and by “robust communication” I mean “random smattering of postcards from various locales”), I buy a lot of stamps.  And I send a fair amount of mail.  This week, I intended to send a half-case of nice wine to a newly married couple, mostly because I can’t think of anything else to give people who just voluntarily resigned themselves to a lifetime of boredom and misery.  Unfortunately, though, new US postal service regulations prohibit the mailing of alcohol and tobacco products.  Little wonder no one has any use for the mail anymore. What the postal service really needs is porn.  When the whole dot-com bubble popped, the only online businesses staying afloat were porn and gaming.  And though I know of no way to put games on stamps, I am certain that you can put porn on stamps.  All the kids would collect stamps again!  And the dads! Sadly, the
Words Sent To My Sb
Tell me the darkness will lift from our eyes. That the numbness will soon be a memory. Taunt me with the radiance of you smile and laughter. Sever the clouds to show me your silver lining. Strike me with the bolts of your lust and passion. Show me the pain of being mortal and sinnful of caring...
Operation
Tuesday i go in for tripplr bypass i wanna say thank you to all my friends please keep me in your prayers. Ill be in fayetville at hospital if anyone wants to check on my status thank you all for thoughts an prayers
Poem
I Love The Sound When You Come Undone....
things people may or may not know about me lol cause apparently, i keep dirty cheerleading secrets from rok.     I was the head cheerleader at my high school. I play the flute I went to band camp I loved ROTC and wanted to be in the military I have a secret love for Elton John that is epic and um.... Truth or Dare.   sarah your favorite blog Whore!!!!!!!!!   no this was not supposed to make sense. Yesterday, my ebil fubar wommiz Misfit, and Vixen, were very nice and turned me into a super hoar!!!!!!! Mistittys gave me all her points and Vixen gave me a boomerang.........both out of the blue, so it was kinda sweet.. yeah i didnt just say that, but thank you and thank you to bounty and misfit who kept pimping me out and to scarabus who keeps my buzz up and to witchie, who shows me her boobs to keep me awake   and thanks to everyone who hit my profile yesterday, and helped me level after like i dunno a year or more lol   and i have a plea!! Friday is my best friend
Right Now
Wet
Soaked, Moist, and Glistening.I am so wet.Tightening, Contracting, Widening.I am so ready.Wanting, Needing, Urging.For you.Trembling, Quivering, Shaking.For You.I want to feel the length of you burrowing its head deep inside my heat. I need your touch.I need your kiss.I need your feel.Urging to please you.Urging to be pleased by you.I can not help this feeling,I can not help this sensation.Radiating between my legs,Hardening my nipples.Lost in a trance so deep.No longer in touch with reality but instead,Dwelling in our fantasy.
For Me
America
 "AMERICA!"   I don't know who put this together but, they deserve a lot of credit.   Osama Bin Laden, your time is short; We'd rather you die, than come to court. Why are you hiding if it was in God's name? You're just a punk with a turban; a pathetic shame.   I have a question, about your theory and laws; "How come you never die for the cause?" Is it because you're a coward who counts on others? Well, here in America, we stand by our brothers. As is usual, you failed in your mission; If you expected pure chaos, you can keep on wishing.Americans are now focused and stronger than ever; Your death has become our next endeavor.
Public Disservice Announcements
I've been working on computers in one way or another for many years now, and the one thing that has never changed no matter how advanced they get:  THEY STILL LOCK UP. Now I try TO be a responsible guy when I'm working and making music on my computer. I try to save my work on a regular basis "just in case" something goes wrong.  But every now and then I forget, and that is the time that my computer ALWAYS decides to lock up on me. It's like they put monitoring systems inside a computer that track when the last time you saved your work was... and if you haven't saved your work in an hour it plays a joke on you by locking up on you or crashing. (computer thinking to itself) "Hmm, he's been working on that track for 2 hours straight and he's so involved with it that he's forgotten to save it! Well, it's time to ruin this chump's day! Muahahahahahahahahah!" So what do you do when
Random Thoughts And Rants
I didn't write this myself, but I think every American should read it! The Ghost of Thanksgiving Yet to Come By Arnold Ahlert  Wednesday, November 24, 2010     "Winston, come into the dining room, it's time to eat," Julia yelled to her husband. "In a minute, honey, it's a tie score," he answered.  Actually Winston wasn't very interested in the traditional holiday football game between Detroit and Washington.  Ever since the government passed the Civility in Sports Statute of 2017, outlawing tackle football for its "unseemly violence" and the "bad example it sets for the rest of the world," Winston was far less of a football fan than he used to be.  Two-hand touch wasn't nearly as exciting. Yet it wasn't the game that Winston was uninterested in.  It was more the thought of eating another TofuTurkey.  Even though it was the best type of VeggieMeat available after the government revised the American Anti-Obesity Act of 2018, adding fowl to the list of federally-forbidden
Hurt
Little girl sits staring into the sun, Visions from the past haunt this little one. Laughter and smiles, Angers and fears, All of the cryin through the years, Dancing and cheering there is no more,  The Life of her guardians of which she isnt sure. To her this world is a harsh Place better then others but in poor taste. True her happiness shines on the outside, BUT  HURT IS WHAT SHE HIDES
True American Heros
  As Veteran's Day is upon us once more, a day set aside to celebrate the men and women of the Armed Forces. I would like to tell you about a wonderful Veteran I know and Love. My Step-Dad Mike who was always more like a father to me then my own dad.   I met Mike when I was 9 years old for all intents and purposes I hated Mike. He was set to ruin my life I thought. He was after all, after my Mother!!! Through time and understanding on his part he became a very important part of my life. Mike served from 18 -25 in Vietnam. In that time he was also a POW. I remember having to wake him up with broomsticks because the nightmares were so severe for him. He used to drink to much he was never mean to us but he would cry and be devastated about the things he saw and did in Vietnam. It was kill or be killed. They were a bunch of young men sent out into a jungle they were completely unfamiliar with, no amount of training could prepare you for fighting an unseen enemy. Mike was captured in 1968
Wet Dreams Lounge
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Poetry
She stood there with her torch held high To watch planes falling from the sky As silver bullets ripped apart The center of her loving heart With disregard for sanity In senseless act of lunacy She saw her children fall and die The day I saw my lady cry. I LIFT MY LAMP … so reads her plaque Just miles from terrorist attack Her open doors now violated By pure evil orchestrated Hounds of Hell have been released And Good must rise to kill the Beast. I saw her head droop, shaking "Why?" The day I saw my lady cry. Her tears will bring on bitter rain Unleashing winds of hurricane To circle globe in whirlwind force Uncover evil at its source Then seek exacting recompense From those who prey on innocents. They'll not forget, as time goes by, The day they made my lady cry. How is it that I can still love you with all my heart And hate you so much at the same time You give me strength to move on and yet you are still holding me back After all the lies and all the betrayal I know de
~love's True Essence~
One of My Favorite Readings....Hope You Like It... Kahlil Gibran on Love, from the Book- 'The Prophet' When love beckons to you, follow him, Though his ways are hard and steep. And when his wings enfold you yield to him, Though the sword hidden among his pinions may wound you. And when he speaks to you believe in him, Though his voice may shatter your dreams as the north wind lays waste the garden. For even as love crowns you so shall he crucify you. Even as he is for your growth so is he for your pruning. Even as he ascends to your height and caresses your tenderest branches that quiver in the sun, So shall he descend to your roots and shake them in their clinging to the earth. Like sheaves of corn he gathers you unto himself. He threshes you to make you naked. He sifts you to free you from your husks. He grinds you to whiteness. He kneads you until you are pliant; And then he assigns you to his sacred fire, that you may become sacred bread for God's sacred feast
Unjust Days
The day may pass with or without a cloud a night will pass when only you can shed a tear but will the life pass without any fear?   we all have pasts  we all have regrets its what we do with our faults so we dont repeat and be last.   Some hold on  some let go some are just so confussed not knowing what they should do.   The idea is simple  together or alone happy or sad the decicion is yours good or bad.   some words were said meant or not the hole was dug that brought silence and regret. anger flew and damage was done a friendship ended that will be missed.   The ring still hangs there  needing to be reached to be grabbed by one  and held onto by two.   but who wants it more or wants it at all it could have been special it could have been.   Bikerlkn4you    
Assholes.com
The Truth..can U Handle It?
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Friendship On The Fu
In a comparison of personal relationships, friendship is considered to be closer than association, although there is a range of degrees of intimacy in both friendships and associations.   People have several different types of friendships. Best friends, Friends with benifits, a person you know by repution but arent really freinds with, we all have a few frenemies, and I could go on and on.   The hardest part about being that close to a woman is because well, we are some crazy, catty bitches who enjoy keeping shit stirred up, not letting things die down, hiding in the bushes like a hungry lioness to pounce and devour your best best friend.   When I was little friendship was about who could jump rope the best, play hop scotch better, was it longer in a game of tag, whoever was the better hidder in Hide and go Seek.   Now as my children are getting older (my son is 15, my middle daughter ie 13 and my "baby"is 10) I notice how their ideas of friendships differ from the way ours did
Just Ramblings My Mind Wonders About
So yeah....I'm so sick of being single (online and/or offline....I'd be happy to have someone either way to be honest)....sick of rejections...sick of games....sick of women putting out little hints that I can't seem to pick up....so simply, with Me, if you are interested say something for crying out loud! sometimes just what I should think/do....everytime I go to the doctors that I see, they seem to remind Me that in the next few years, I am going to either have to plan on a possible kidney transplant attempt and/or that with My disability, the average life expectancy in the first place is a maximum of 40 and I am nearly 36 now. I just wonder sometimes if I should keep fighting and trying to survive and everything or say h#ll with it and let nature just take its course and not care. I mean if I'm going to die supposedly in the next 4 years approximately anyway what's the purpose right? Yeah okay so all of this is obviously rhetorical in nature since really no one would truly understan
You Might Be A Fubarian If...
You might be a Redneck if...your 1 year old has more teeth than you do. Thanks to Jeff Foxworthy, I've decided that Fubar, is in need of it's own version of this. This would be an original idea, please do NOT copy and paste/mimick this. If you can come up with your own, please sb or pm me and I'd be more than happy to add it onto here. ENJOY!   You might be a Fubarian if.... 1. you're 97yrs old, and posting bikini pics. 2. you run a porn site out of your bedroom. 3. you run straight to your computer after getting paid. 4. your yim&&skype are full of perverted old men. 5. the only pussy you get is cyber. 6. it only takes $100 to be a god. 7. you find yourself "LOL'ing" in reality. 8. you refer to your friends as screen names. 9. jesus stays a baby forever. (where's Ricky bobby when you need him?) 10. after a nice restful sleep, you find a spacebar on your forehead.
Just Saying
Ok so WTH....     First of all there is Billy, the boy is freaking bipolar... when he is sober it's "there will never be a woman like you mama" then when he is drunk which is more often than not he just wants to run the roads and get with what ever chick will take him... and im nothing... lmao he still says he loves me but doesnt want to be with me again all when he is drunk!!! sober im the best thing to him and he knows he messed up..... Well he tells me last weekend that he wanted to take me to dinner and a movie.... wow a real date after back and forth for two yrs... normally we bbq at the house and drink or go to the bar.... but a real date HE said he wanted.... so all week we talked about this date... i did not let my self get excited untill the morning of when we were still talking about going that night.... well 530 came i got off work came home and got dolled up.... 630 he tells me he is working on a friends truck... so i txt asking how much longer did he think it would be.
Ten Rules For Being Human
I always wait until she hangs up first.     *gag*     Right? I'm going to talk to you about Fubar.   LOL.   You need to get off Fubar.   In doing so you will cease to say the following abbreviations:   LOL, ROFL, FML, FTW, BRB, BBS, BS, FOCLOL, and FOCROFLOL.   This behavior is turning you into a drippling turbospaz.   You dirty window licker.   "Pervy Texan likes you!"   Nobody likes this.   :(   You don't have 852 friends.   You have about 4.   And that's good. :)   4 friends that you talk to is better than 852 friends that you don't want to see but are happy to look at.   Why have so many friends if you cringe every time you hear the sound of your sb?   One or more of these "friends" are looking at your photos right now...   And judging you.   I'm not.   I don't think that my taste in music is more eclectic than yours.   I don't think that your tits looked good in that photo so I should probably stop what I'm doing and masturbate to your i
Philadelphia Area Get-together!!
There were a few of us that are in the area that were thinking....why not have a get-together for all of us Fu-Folks!! If you would be interested...please let me know....we were thinking of having everyone meet up at the Dave & Busters up in the Franklin Mills Mall. This way there's no $$ out of pocket for anyone (accept for the cash bar) There are games, billiards and a ton of TV's....and is easily accessible from I95. Possibly on a Thursday night..later on in the summer....this way we avoid the weekend crowds....and it's not called thirsty Thursday for nothing!! LOL So, if you're from Philly or anywhere in the area....pass the word on and let's make this get-together a huge success! Once we see how many would be interested, we'll finalize the details and set a date! 
Jen's Place
"You may not be her first, her last, or her only. She's loved before she may love again. But if she loves you now, what else matters? She's not perfect, you aren't either & the two of you may never be perfect together. But if she can make you laugh, cause you to think twice, and admit to being human and making mistakes, hold onto her and give her the most you can. She may not be thinking of you every second of the day, but she will give you a part of her that she know's you can break: her heart. So don't hurt her, don't change her, don't analyze and don't expect more than she can give. Smile when she... makes you happy, let her know when she makes you mad, and miss her when she's not there." — Bob Marley 1. Ladies, be very careful who you talk to. Chances are your talking to a guy who you would never even speak to in real life. Or would never speak to you rather. You don't know them. Just because you spent time chatting with them, even on the phone or yahoo messenger, web ca
Tattoo Ideas
So here is the deal. My Fiance is pregnant with my first baby. She will be having it sometime in September. We have confirmation through ultrasound that our baby will be a girl. So I came up with the thought that I might want to get a tattoo with the baby's name, and date of birth on it. But I want to make it special. Like I said, she should be born in September, so I want to come up with something taht will be special to signifying her. So, any advice, or input on different ideas on what the design should look at will be welcome. Thanks to everyone in advance who helps with this one. 
Had Enough
All the dreams and the fantasies, all the wishes that never come true, all the right all the wrong, and then there was you. In this life that we live day to day, we all have things that get in our way. something or someone that leads us astray. It doesn't matter how high you build the walls, safety is uncertain when, something or someone can make them fall.... Reality is replaced and you're no longer thinking straight, nagging in the back of your mind, is the battle between love and hate... I didn't want to love you, I wasn't ready to believe, I never intended to fall, as may heart was desperate to receive..... Now the heart is completely broken, I don't know what to do, I have fallen victim to the something or someone that is YOU   It is amazing to me the seriousness in which some members here on FU actually take it. I'm gonna say this..... If you are my fan, friend, or family member, it is because I found something interesting about you either on your profile, or in a chat conv
Roxy's Ramblings
This is a lovely song by the Beatles that I was just listening to, and part of it really speaks to how I've been feeling lately. So, I'm sharing the lyrics for those of you who care. :)   Who knows how long I've loved you You know I love you still Will I wait a lonely lifetime? If you want me to, I will   For if I ever saw you I didn't catch your name But it never really mattered, I will always feel the same   Love you forever, and forever  Love you with all my heart Love you whenever we're together Love you when we're apart   And when, at last,  I find you Your song will fill the air Sing it loud, so I can hear you Make it easy to be near you For the things you do endear you to me Oh, you know I will I will  Okay, I've had some questions about my current status, and a few people wanting more details and such, so here they are! 1. The Declaration of Independence was actually voted on and passed on Juily 2, not July 4!  July 4 was the day that the text of the doc
Deepdeepbad_xxx
I would fucking come 3 times till my nut dry and grab your hair behind you keep fucking hours till we cry beneath the sky Of a place with out sigh like nothing exist except you and I Of a street with out crack like nothing real except you and I I would fucking come in your mouth and tongue and all over your delicate body with out any doubt or lie,I would come with blood I would fuck you with a fuck out of straight deep part and let you ride me down to the cliff of a beautiful line of the blue mountain said Where no stars could follow us or free more than we Where no need a word any more and wet both of us more than rain   You would fucking come 3 times before your fingernails cross the veins of my back and keep fucking hours till we cry beneath the sky Of a wild book that every page of our bodies got tore up hard and fast by you and I Of a wind story that sail on the wide ocean with unfading strom deep from you and I You would fucking come in my eyes and ears and all over my
Tale Of The Broken Heart
Your indiffernce is a knife that has invaded my heart...  My emotional blood spilling forth..  Leaving my heart empty and filling up with cold..  The beating slows as first frost, then ice forms upon it..  Making me wish I had left my heart locked in it's room.       I gather the pieces to my heart.. trying to put them back in place..  no glue will hold them together..  I put my heart back in it's room, lock the door, throw the bolt..  but my back to the door.. crying...  all I can feel is pain and loss...  I don't think I can do this again..  Poisonous Silence   The poison of your silence courses through my veins...  Making me sick in body as well as spirit...  I feel it raging and burning thru me... Wondering if it will kill me... And almost hoping it does... 
The Werd
80's
Via Fubar
i would like to thank misfit for sharing and using her ability points on a friend of mine. my friends list, consists of roughly 70ish ppl. and she was the only one who stepped up to help out a girl she doesn't even know. that is Quality right there! THANK YOU Misfit, i appreciate you! x0 ♥ C.   **update ::: my friend Silveroak helped Tee as well. :) thank you Silveroak!
My Poetry
If you're here to apologize, I dont want to hear it . you had your chance, too many in fact. unlike you I am not a good pretender. it's kind of fucked up isnt it? How all of the sudden someone wakes up and decides to never talk to you again, like you never meant shit to them and what hurts the most is how you made it look so easy. You're sorry? that's cool. go write a book about it and let someone who actually cares read it. I listened to all of your lies, bull shit and sweet talking. I trusted you and you let me down. I'm not an option, you either choose me or you fucking lose me. Are you seriously going to sit here and ask me if I'm ok? it's like now that I'm getting over you, you don't want me to. now I'm right back to where I started , you know exactly what to say and do to make me come back to you and I hate you every day for it yet I still cant stop loving you.   TRUST is a strong word; A meaning broke into two This word is formed around one letter the letter which i
Stop The Crap
I know I have friends here, some closer than others. My true friends know I do not like drama at all. When my ex logged into his fubar account earlier, he had several messages. These were telling him he was an idiot for losing me and doing what he did blah blah blah   I am furious about this. He is still my son's father, we drives me nuts,but it is no one's  place to say anything to him. If I found out someone that claims to be a friend is doing this,I will delete and block you. I am getting very close to taking a long break from this place.   if you like me at all, you would not bring me anymore drama thanks
The More You Know♥
Ok, so heres one that gets brought to my attention ALOT....my eyes... yes I know they're amazing, astounding, hypnotizing,beautiful, gorgeous ect ect ect but heres the real debate their color: if you scroll through my picture comments you will notice a little differiation in the colors that get complimented, I never correct this because all are right...thats right I said it...all are right.... my eyes are weirdoes and change colors between blue,gray,green, with flecks of brown or gold...the real mystery is knowing what each color means or is it? dun dun dunnnnnn Sooo since some of you lovely people seem to be interested in the enigma that is myself I've decided to devote a little time here and there for some random facts, thoughts, rants and the like that you may never get to hear in a general conversation with me. To start this off heres a random rach fact for ya:  I swear...A LOT, i even got scolded at the chiropractor once for accidentally dropping the F-Bomb hahaha. 
Abbie's Crazy Head
My neighbors have three dogs. They got Becca  (the dog I have a picture of) a year ago and were taking good care of her. Soon after they brought home a pitbull who was forced to live outside in the backyard. He has gotten loose several times and attacked our dog Max, the pound has yet to do anything about it except make them get a second dog house. Now they have a third dog that is a little toy thing that they spoil while their first two dogs starve and freeze in the backyard. Whenever Becca gets off her leash she runs over to my families house and she was over here for 3 days recently before they even noticed she was gone. We want to keep her because you can see her ribs and she practically no meat on her tailbone. They came over today and asked us not to take Becca off her leash anymore and we told the neighbor she runs over for food when she breaks it, we can't stop her. The lady said whatever and claimed she fed the dogs twice a day... I miss that dog and I'm gonna steal her before
This Sucks
OK I HAD A CERTAIN PERSON THAT WANTED TO DATE ME AND KNEW ME FOR A SHORT TIME. SHE SAID TO ME SHE SEEN ME AROUND AND THOUGHT I WAS VERY SWEET ......WELL I FOUND OUT SHE DOES THIS FOR FIRST IT IS ASKING YOU TO BUY HER BP AND STUFF CONSANTLY AND THEN GOES TO BIGGER THINGS LIKE ASKING YOU TO CO-SIGHN ON A VEHICAL AND STUFF. SHE GOES AFTER MILITARY GUYS A LOT AND IF YOU DO END UP IN A RELATIONSHIP WITH HER SHE WILL IGNORE YOU AND STUFF AND SO SHE CAN TALK TO OTHER GUYS TO GET THE SAME FROM THEM AS WELL. SHE IS A SCAMMER AND UP TO HURT PEOPLE SO IF YOU WANT MORE DETAILS JUST MESSAGE ME AND I WILL TELL YOU MORE ABOUT IT SO YOU WONT GET STUCK IN HER CIRCLE OF SCAMS.......THANKS EVERYONE i went to thehospital a couple of days ago and yikes they tell me i need my gallbladder removed i am gonna get a second opimion but just hearing it sucks   OK I HAD A CERTAIN PERSON THAT WANTED TO DATE ME AND KNEW ME FOR A SHORT TIME. SHE SAID TO ME SHE SEEN ME AROUND AND THOUGHT I WAS VERY SWEET ......WELL I
Auction
It is time 4 me 2 host another auction! If u have never been in one of mine let me tell u how I do things...lol! I do auctions 4 fun & 2 help people out! I do not charge anything 2 enter! If u feel like giving me something once it is done then cool but I do not ask 4 anything! The name of this one is "Football Kick Off"!  All guys & girls welcome!    Here is what I need by Thursday if u want in: #1. A link 2 a pic of u (SFW but can be sexy if u want) #2. What NFL or NCAA team that is your fav #3. A list of what all u want 2 offer   That's all I need! The auction will start Saturday September 17th & will end on Friday September 23rd! If u need help on what 2 offer just message me!    Thanks, Chris =)
Emma Readings
Life   The most important thing I have learned in life is nothing is more important than being happy & having a sense of humor. Follow your dreams and your bliss always and no matter what anyone tells you and be sure to be happy along the way. Because happiness is not attained from achieving your goals, it's the fuel that propels you toward them! And there is too much serious shit in this world not to laugh at all of the absurdity of it! Such as the dynamics of sex and male to female relationships. Surely GOD has a twisted sense of humor to play this joke on us! Besides have you ever seen a platypus I rest my case! Don't think you know me from 1000 words on a page...this is only the tip of the iceberg, only one facet of me, the part I allow you to see at this particular moment in time. I need a man with a gentle smileI want a man who's sweet and kindI long for a man who's serious enoughTo discuss with me what life is aboutThe size of his biceps don't really matterNor the color and
Stories
Boy's dont realize how much one little thing can upset a girl. 45 THINGS A GIRL WANT, BUT WON'T ASK FOR: 1. Touch her waist. 2. Actually talk to her. 3. Share secrets with her. ...4. Give her your jacket. 5. Kiss her slowly. Are you remembering this? 6. Hug her. 7. Hold her. 8. Laugh with her. 9. Invite her somewhere. 10. Hangout with her and your friends together. KEEP READING .. 11. Smile with her. 12. Take pictures with her. 13. Pull her onto your lap. 14. When she says she loves you more, deny it. Fight back. 15. When her friends say ¡°I love her more than you¡±, deny it. Fight back and hug her tight so she can¡¯t get to her friends. It makes her feel loved. Are you thinking of someone? 16. Always hug her and say I love you whenever you see her. 17. Kiss her unexpectedly. 18. Hug her from behind around the waist. 19. Tell her she¡¯s beautiful. 20. Tell her the way you feel about her. One last thing you need to do to sh
Rock And Roll Classics
500. Autobahn - Kraftwerk499. I Wanna Be Sedated - The Ramones 498. Some Kind Of Wonderful - Grand Funk Railroad497. I'd Love To Change The World - Ten Years After496. Bluebird - Buffalo Springfield495. Bungle In The Jungle - Jethro Tull494. Eyes Of The World - Grateful Dead493. Rudie Can't Fail - The Clash492. What's On My Mind - Kansas491. L.A. Woman - The Doors490. I'm Broken - Pantera489. Rebel Rebel - David Bowie488. I Want To Conquer The World - Bad Religion487. Around The Dial - The Kinks486. Omaha - Moby Grape485. Suzie Q - Creedence Clearwater Revival484. Flute Thing - The Blues Project483. Anarchy In The UK - Sex Pistols482. Under Pressure - Queen481. Brass In Pocket - The Pretenders480. Monterey - Eric Burdon & the Animals479. Bullit - The Misfits 478. My War - Black Flag477. Southern Man - Neil Young476. Hard To Handle - The Black Crowes475. High Flying Bird - Richie Havens474. We'll Burn The Sky - Scorpions473. Surf's Up - The Beach Boys472. On The Road Again - Canned Heat
Miss Mummy's Scrawlings..
I am planning on running a GodMode contest in January or February of 2012.The contest will run for 3 Weeks, at the end of this time the winners will all be selected.This contest will be entry based, with the winner randomly selected through use of a randomizer.You can increase your number of entries through different actions, just like entering into a lottery.Certain actions will gain more entries than others.All entries are numbered, with the person's fubar name written next to them.The number that is selected through the randomizer (and it's associated fubar owner) is the winner of the GodMode.Alternate prizes will be selected by Myself according to their categories.This contest is open to anyone with a salute, who is not on My blocked list.Proposed Entry Options Include:Creative/Artistic Salute to Miss Mummy Macabre - 1 entry per salute, limit of 2 salutesBody Salute* to Miss Mummy Macabre - 1 entry per salute, limit of 2 salutesMost Rated Creative/Artistic Salute By Contest Close -
Randomness
Being an Evil Overlord seems to be a good career choice. It pays well, there are all sorts of perks and you can set your own hours. However every Evil Overlord I've read about in books or seen in movies invariably gets overthrown and destroyed in the end. I've noticed that no matter whether they are barbarian lords, deranged wizards, mad scientists, or alien invaders, they always seem to make the same basic mistakes every single time. With that in mind, allow me to present... The Top 100 Things I'd Do If I Ever Became An Evil Overlord ... 1. My Legions of Terror will have helmets with clear Plexiglas visors, not face concealing ones. 2. My ventilation ducts will be too small to crawl through. 3. My noble half-brother whose throne I usurped will be killed, not kept anonymously imprisoned in a forgotten cell in my dungeon. 4. Shooting is not too good for my enemies. 5. The artifact which is the source of my power will not be kept on the Mountain of Despair beyond the River of
Shann
10/30/74 - 10/24/11 My husband Shann passed away from self inflicted gunshot. That monday morning he left me a message that i didnt know i had until a week later. we had our coffee and smoke as usual when i get up early for work. he recived 2 calls from his mom and made one to her. between 9am and just after noon he sat in the bath, had a smoke and pulled the trigger to a 22 revolver at his chest.  He was found by my 10 yr old son when he got home from school.  My son called me at 1:47pm as i was working in Hillsboro. I made a 90mph dash home. survived by his son from previous marriage, 2 daughters from my previous marriage and a son born to he and i.  Shann was a beautiful man and a ever more so beautiful father to our children.  Shann and i had our issues and were divorcing. Tho these issues, i nor shann could bare to separate from our children. we were to remain living together, yet not. the underlying issues of his sudden death remain a mystery. be it broken heart or the things
Bling Packs
Just a curious question to ask of you all.   Just how much would you be willing to pay in FuBucks for a 1,000 Credit Bling Pack?   All comments welcomed.   Thanks.
Daddy And Babygirl
Daddy and Babygirl - Foot Fun She was standing at the sink finishing up the last of the dishes, singing along to the song on the radio. She didn't know Daddy was behind her until she felt him pushing up against her body. His arms came around the sides of her as he placed each hand on the counter and leaned further into her, pinning her body against the edge of the sink. He kissed her shoulder and made his way up her neck and to her ear. He leaned into her and growled into her ear, "finish quickly and meet me in the living room." She leaned back against him, her head resting against his neck for just a brief moment, "yes Daddy." With that he pushed himself into her backside one more time, making sure she could feel his arousal against her. She let out a small moan and almost dropped the dish she was holding back in to the water. She hurried to finish up the dishes and get them all put away. Then she walked over to the entryway and saw Daddy sitting on the couch. He
Be Good To Yourself
Trust yourself You know what you want and need. Put yourself first. You can't be anything for anybody else  unless you take care of yourself.   Let your feelings be known.They are important.Express your opinions.It's good to hear yourself talk.   Value your thinking.You do it well.Take the time and space you need.Even if other people are wanting something
Just My Online Friend
IDK if you thought about it - I had not - but how would you feel if one of your online friends/family died suddenly & unexpectedly? I found out this morning when I learned one of my Facebook Zoomates had died in her sleep - no one on fubar you'd know. But my point is, if I don't say it - just an online friend doesn't describe how I truly feel about the people I talk with daily, who live in my laptop. I'm selfish & you're supposed to be here when I come here Dammit!  I won't get to say good-bye to my lost friend. I know she loved me as I loved her like family.    
A Poem 2011
You think that pretty smile and those pretty eyes  Will keep you from finding out your lies Well I'm here to tell you, she isn't a fool She's taking her time and playing it cool Eventually you WILL slip up Then she will know for sure what's sup   Word of warning: You make her cry......I'll make sure you bleed.
Broken!
I HAD to rewrite this....I am NOT broken...in-order to be broken..you have to allow that first....I KNOW who and what I am....I will NEVER allow the cruel and mean actions of ANYONE to enable me to break....I AM the light..and I will shine just to piss the darkness off....I WON'T stoop the someone else's level in-order to get my point across...me living a happy and successful life...is my payback....I AM the strong one...and regardless of your words or actions....I will NOT allow it to weaken me again.....I do have AMAZING friends here...and people who REALLY care about me....and dismissing them because of the actions of one person is selfish..and not me at all....I DON'T have to hurt other people in-order to make myself feel better....I am here to HELP people...tearing people down..hurting them...that's not my thing....and anyone who feels they have to do things like that...well..maybe they should look a little deeper within themselves to find their happiness....I will keep moving...I
Me
PLEASE DONT ASK ME 2 FOLLOW GOD OR JESUS COZ THERE BOTH IMPODENT FREAKS THAY HAVE NO POWER IF THAY DID MY PRAYERS WOULDVE BEEN ANSWERED WITCH THAY DIDNT SO I SAY FUCK YOU GOD & JESUS IF I LEFT FUBAR FACEBOOK & YIM I THINK I WOULD NOT B MISSED COZ NO ONE TALKS 2 ME I JUST WISHED THAT PPL WOULD ACTIVELY SEEK ME OUT ON FU BUT NOPE NO JOY THERE SEEMS LIKE IM A LOOSER HERE 2 IF ANY ONE DISAGREES WITH ME HIT MY INBOX WITH THE REASONS Y THAY WOULD MISS ME. PLEASE PEOPLE SEEK ME OUT PLEASE NO ONE CARES THATS RIGHT NO DONES 4 A LOOSER DAMN ITS JUST LIKE HIGH SCHOOL ALL OVER AGAIN ONCE A LOOSER ALWAYS A LOOSER *SIGHS*   ALLLL I EVER WANTED IS 1 ON 1 TIME WITH PEOPLE IS THAT HARD 2 ASK?   ok im not good at grammer but please read just wondering does anyone make time 4 people these days & if not y do people say thay'll do things 4 u & dont fullfill there word coz im sick & tired of people saying thay'll do things 4 me yet neglecting there word im sick & tired of the lies these days just wish
The Mental Anatomy Of Syn
Perfection   We all seek this elusive creature. If you are human, you are already guilty of it. I am not perfect, tho I am rather anal in everything I do, a Virgo trait. Whenever I say or do anything, I am always thinking of ways to do it better the next time. Perfection is in the eye of the beholder. It is only what we are content in accepting what we consider "perfect" In my eyes, a perfect score isn't always "scored" perfectly. Here we go again! Another camsite botgirl convo on Yahoo, only this time I'm not a creepy guy with a windowless van. Enjoy!   celina vineyard: good to see ya Syn: I agree, yes it is celina vineyard: wassup, I found your name on a yahoo member directory of social sites, not sure which one cuz it bundles them all together Syn: I dont like sneaky bitches. Who sent you? Off with their head! celina vineyard: Looks like the only bitch here is you! haha Syn: Aww how cute...you broke away from your salespitch to throw a dig at me...I'm flattered! cel
Writings And Ramblings
Damn I think the only time I hear from anyone is if i delete pictures! Yes I deleted them,...............why BECAUSE I CAN! You want to look at damn naked pictures buy a freaking magazine....if you want an actual living friend then be one! I'm not going around asking to see all the pictures of your cock, nor am I deleting you because you have no NSFW pictures! Grow up this isn't damn high school! Ok it has to be said....whether or not you read this not my problem.I am really getting tired of the petty BS on this dam site! You flag my default pictures due to inappropriate but all of your top girls can post the same kind of picture and NO MATTER how many times they are reported you allow then to keep them up.......1 of 2 things comes to mind either they are bring in so much revenue that you just over look it or........someone is on their knees!This is a ADULT site now I understand no nudes for a default but honestly what is wrong with a bathing suit?!?!?! If thats the case there should b
Love
1. You know your in love when you cant fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams    2. Love isnt about loving the perfect person, its about loving the unperfect person perfectly.  3. Because the truth is- we walk away to see who follows, we cry to see who wipes away the tears and let our heart be broken to see who will fix it. The woman of my dreams makes me happy when sad and makes me smile when i am blue, she makes my days go by no matter what the days are like. She i all my hopes dreams and thoughts and will fill the hole in my heart that no one else can.  True love is loving and accepting youself for who you are. It is being happy with everything in your life. I have been single for a month now and I am very happy and content with my life and myself. Do I wish for a female companion of corse what man wouldn't unless they do not prefer women or they prefer to be alone. I like my personal time. I like being able to do what I want when I want and besides I got
The Square Root Of 3
I’m sure that I will always be a lonely number like root three. The three is all that’s good and right, why must my three keep out of sight? Beneath the vicious square root sign, I wish instead I were a nine.  For nine could thwart this evil trick, with just some quick arithmetic. I know I’ll never see the sun, as 1.7321. Such is my reality, a sad irrationality. But wait! What is this I see? Another square root of a three. As quietly walikng, passing me by, together now we multiply. To form a number we prefer, rejoicing as an integer. We break free from our mortal bonds with the wave of magic wands. Our square root signs become unglued, for my love within has been renewed.
Married Or Not
“When I got home that night as my wife served dinner, I held her hand and said, I’ve got something to tell you. She sat down and ate quietly. Again I observed the hurt in her eyes. Suddenly I didn’t know how to open my mouth. But I had to let her know what I was thinking. I want a divorce. I raised the topic calmly. She didn’t seem to be annoyed by my words, instead she asked me softly, why? I avoided her question. This made her angry. She threw away the chopsticks and shouted at me, you are not a man! That night, we didn’t talk to each other. She was weeping. I knew she wanted to find out what had happened to our marriage. But I could hardly give her a satisfactory answer; she had lost my heart to Jane. I didn’t love her anymore. I just pitied her! With a deep sense of guilt, I drafted a divorce agreement which stated that she could own our house, our car, and 30% stake of my company. She glanced at it and then tore it into pieces. T
Just To Let Them Know.
Fubar Love Letter
Dear baby, Hey I just thought I would let you know I wanna stick my dick in all your holes. I know we don’t know each other but I couldn’t control myself cause you so damned beautiful.  I know you will love me once you see my dick cause it’s a whole 8 ½ mm which I think is the same as inches right? But this thing is so long I can suck it myself but I can‘t do it right now cause my back hurts. But it’s so freaking huge I don’t think you will be able to handle it. And don't worry about how my marital status says married. Me and her have been seperated for a whole week now. Is that your husband? Cause he kinda looks like a complete douche. I bet he never really satisfies you but I could. I'll even pay to fly you from where ever you are to here. I don't think he would mind cause like I said he looks like a complete douche and wouldn't care.  Now tell me what you want me to do to do for you. If you ask me to I will eat my own cum or stick a finger up
Club 69 - Need Help Leveling?
Club 69, We run it as a family, to support each other  And because we run it as a FAMILY, I am opening this blog for those who want help in leveling. There will be a maximum of Points 1 or 2 Million Points. We can also help with Leveling Requirements such as ability Points you may need used on you etc...We will be taking People who are in need of help, On a first come, first serve basis. This blog is always going to be open,  and those that want to participate in helping people level will be Appreciated, as well as rewarded for their help. If you are joining the lounge To ask for help, please dont bother, because We know who are The Real CLUB 69 staff or members. So if u need help, Please Post a Comment here and we will work so hard on getting you the points needed for leveling, and the tasks if we can. We Are 1 Family, We Support Our Staff And Members!! Club 69 For Life!! *NOTE* YOU MUST ME A MEMBER OF CLUB 69 TO ASK FOR HELP!
Donkeys And Elephants
I recently asked my neighbors' little girl what she wanted to be when she grows up. She said she wanted to be a President. Both of her parents, liberal Democrats, were standing there, so I asked her, 'If you were President what would be the first thing you would do? ' She replied, 'I'd give food and houses to all the homeless people.' Her parents beamed with pride 'Wow...what a worthy goal.' I told her, 'But you don't have to wait until you're a President to do that! You can come over to my house to mow the lawn, pull weeds, trim my hedge, and I'll pay you $50. Then I'll take you over to where the homeless guy hangs out, and you can give him the $50 to use toward food and a new house.' She thought that over for a few seconds, then she looked me straight in the eye and asked, 'Why doesn't the homeless guy come over and do the work, and you can just pay him the $50? ' I said, 'Welcome to the Republican Party.'    Her parents still aren't speaking to me
Gone From My Sight....
  I am standing upon the seashore. A ship at my side spreads her white sails to the morning breeze and starts for the blue ocean. She is an object of beauty and strength. I stand and watch her until at length she hangs like a speck of white cloud just where the sea and sky come to mingle with each other. Then someone at my side says: “There, she is gone!” “Gone where?” Gone from my sight. That is all. She is just as large in mast and hull and spar as she was when she left my side and she is just as able to bear the load of living freight to her destined port. Her diminished size is in me, not in her. And just at the moment when someone at my side says: “There, she is gone!” There are other eyes watching her coming, and other voices ready to take up the glad shout: “Here she comes!” And that is dying. -Henry Van Dyke
A Soldier's Prayer
All he wants to do is win the fight Standing up for his fellow men Defending every single American His wife cries herself to sleep Unable to believe That her love is far away Waiting to hug him on that special day His children sleep the night through Waiting for daddy to return, too A single tear leaves his eye Just trying to get by He has been there for awhile And has walked many miles Seeing things he will never share Things he cannot bear Time stands still in this moment It is nothing but torment He says a prayer for his family Bent down on his knee Lord, please keep them safe from harm Lord, please keep them warm I love them with all of my heart Please don't keep us apart And with that thought in mind He feels safe and kind His wife thousands of miles away Kneels down and prays Lord, please keep him safe from harm Lord, please keep him warm I love him with all of my heart Please don't keep us apart
My 3-legged Unicorn
So the other morning I was leaving for work on a seemingly normal day. As I was wheeling my bike out into the usually empty post "people taking their kids to school" street my gaze happened down the street. There was a man...But not just any man...It was the "semi-anti" me. Top to bottom he looked like this.....49ers beanie (WITH frilly ball at top). "Wife Beater" tank top. Denim shorts. FANNY PACK!! A grwon ass man ridng a razor scooter and carrying an empty 5 gallon pail (for what reason I DO NOT want to know). I WISH I had taken a picture of this dude but I COULD NOT stop staring at him..If you've ever seen that movie LEGEND it was EXACTLY like that part where Tom Cruise takes Mia Sara to see that unicorn except it was COMPLETELY different.  I now refer to this person as my 3 legged Unicorn.....SOOO beautifully fucked up was he....Tweaker!?!? I think not. 8:30 is typical "tweaker sleep sweet spot". I have NOOOO idea who this person was or why he was in my neighborhood...I have also
Oi
Skip the formalities,,she's as bad as can be..Blasts across the galaxy..Her swags pass capacity as she causes casaulities just movin through casually..Heart popping fatalities just became a reality!Burning a candle at both ends if You think you can handle this.Una have You like Dorthy taking a hard trip out Kansas..But she's hard to resist..A work of art on cow sheet canvis..Keep you high like a long bong hit of cannabis..I'm her good boy at the edge of my seat as she tosses a treat!better check with the ouija to see if you had enough wheat in them wheaties to meet..Una's a weapon sweeping fuckers off their feet!!! She gots curves like holding to a street covered in sleet..bring her a bow cause she the package, so complete! I know her body language like scripture and verse..If she was the promise land,I'd be richer laying in a hearse.If a lycanthrope, let me share her curse.Just want my monster even at her worse!! She could gag me to keep me quiet..if she'd like to try it!!Got a vip ex
Ramblingsfromaclutteredmind
please please check this out and if you know anything, please alert the authorities. This person is sick!!!     http://www.katu.com/news/national/Federal-agents-look-for-woman-seen-in-child-porn-video-184155731.html?tab=gallery&c=y&img=2     http://www.katu.com/news/national/Federal-agents-look-for-woman-seen-in-child-porn-video-184155731.html Kinda shell shocked right now.   I came back in contact with an old high school friend on Facebook from when I lived in Arizona. We've been chatting a bit back and forth over the years. This last month I spoke with her, I was getting info. to help a friend of hers who is dealing with cancer. Anyway, long story short. I go to message her this week only to find that she died. I searched the Arizona newspapers for any information and the only accident I think may have been hers, I wish I hadn't come across. They were trapped in their car and it caught on fire after and suv rear ended them. This overwhelming thought of death and just p
Erotic Donuts
            I WISH I WAS A DONUT            I wish I was a donut            And get eaten every day            To stick on someone's fingers            In a most delightful way            I wish I was a donut            Sugar coated just for fun            Full and round for easy grip            And a hole to put your tongue            I wish I was a donut            Long and filled with custard cream            Delicious on the taste buds            A succulent silken dream.            In Response, Bob writes . . .            I wish you were a donut,            I'd eat you every night            and taste your sugary sweetness            and add to your delight.            I'd tongue your hole with pleasure            and lick around the rim            and then I'd find your treasure            and take you to the brim            And as you neared your coming,            I'd focus on your clit            and soon we'd both be humming            as your orgasm hit.            And yet a
All I Ask
Tainted, marked, damaged goods. Just a few of many names, that you could. Use to describe me, fits me well. Another word you might try, is hell. My insides feel like they are, on fire sometimes, living in doubt. Because these tears, just won't put the fire out. The flames are too high, out of control. All I want is a chance to be happy, that is my goal. Money can't buy it, I only want one thing. My smile back, I would give anything. At just an opportunity, a shot to just live. Before my time runs out, what do I have to give? Take what you want from me, there is nothing left. Just give me a life please, that's all I ask.
Contest
BEST EYES CONTEST..     ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS ENTER A PIC U CHOOSE OF YOUR EYES  , HAVE A VALID SALUTE,  AND GET THE MOST RATES IN 2 WEEKS TIME, NO ENTRY FEE..   WINNER WILL RECEIVE 1 BOOMERANG, IF THERE IS A TIE  2ND PLACE WILL WIN 5 CREDITS   CONTEST STARTS MONDAY JULY 2ND  ENDS ON SUNDAY JULY 15TH  GOOD LUCK   SB ME IF U WANT IN X MAS AUCTION PM ME WITH UR  OFFERS AND A PIC LINK 2 CREDITS ENTRY FEE NO FU BUX  NO DRAMA PURE FUN!   WILL START WHEN I HAVE 20 OR MORE ENTRIES OPEN TO ANYONE
The Fake Family
Oh Yes 'Guys' This Blog Will Stay Up Until One of Two Things Happen.. 1)You Drop Dead & I Have Proof Of That  or 2)You Prove Me Wrong That You Aren't Fake.Which We Know You Can't or Won't Do.   The Fake Family Fubar is made up of a number of people from all walks of life.Some looking for friendship, some looking for love and some not looking at all,just a place to relax,chat and have some fun but there are some that like to take advantage of lonely people.You may be one of the lonely ones, know some of the lonely ones or you may know the fake users. The fake users are who I'm going to tell you about or at least one 'family' of them.The 'guys' in this so called 'family' use women.They find the lonely looking for love women who have been hurt before or are in bad relationships.They tell you what you want to hear,treat you sweet and kind and then when they have you where they want ya they start making demands.Yes online but if you don't do what they want, they make you feel like ch
Burned On The Red Tree On A Perm Family Adds
Well, this is my "first" blog so please don't be to harsh on me lol. I am not a person to buy "perm family spots". Permanent is a big word,because none of us know what tomorrow will bring or if you will ever see this person again after you send credits or fu bucks to them. I can say there are few people I would put my trust in on fu because you don't know who is really on the other side of the screen. Now Do YA?? I am a very trusting person and I have and sure I will again put my trust in people that will screw me over. But as the old saying goes "Screw me over once Shame on you- Screw me over twice Shame on me. So here is my story about buying a perm spot and getting fu screwed! This person was going for her 5K likes and I bought into her family and she gets in my sb and we talk as I do a lot of people on fu and she offered me and another family member perm spots for 25 credits with the promise of running when she could pimping when needed and rating and liking daily. I will be honest
Hidden Messages
There are hidden messages, you must see the signs. The one's written in their face, the perfect design. Their eyes will reflect, their true desire. It will give them away, no mistaking the fire. The eyes bring emotions to life, that cannot be voiced. But you'll hear them loudly, they don't have a choice. There are certain things, we cannot hide. Like the emotions, flowing inside. You cannot mask the power, of true loves kiss. The sensations from a touch, that can't be dismissed. Embrace these hidden messages, hold them close. They will tell you things, you may not already know. If the one you love has trouble, finding the words? Read between the lines, they are much sweeter unheard.
Fubar
hi all i was in love with a girl say that she love me but today i find out that she have a bf nad it was not me i realy loved that i was planing to go see her and merry her but today i find out that she played me to all the pussy out there like to say shit and block before i can say something bk keep on running  you guys are big pussy so why dont you guys be a man or a woman and say shit to my face and dont hide
*sigh*
I have just been sitting here listening to music and thinking and look here is the deal! I am broken! i have been beaten talked down to cursed blamed and abused for nearly my entire life... by family friends and well guys who said they loved me... i get it i am not the most attractive person in the world and my personality can be a bit much sometimes but please! spare me! how my two worlds (online- RL) can be so polar opposite is beyond me!!! dont tell me what you think i want to hear, dont be nice for the sake of being nice, i know the truth... i am worhtless and will never amount to anything.... i cry myself to sleep nearly every night and why i feel the need to tell whoever feels like reading this that is beyond me...  ya know i hear people tell me i am worthy of love but everyone that is supposed to love me have said they love me in real life they just hurt me .... if thats love you can keep it... i am so tired so worn out some days i just want to give up but i have to push through
Rockstar Contest
I will be giving away a Rockstar this month... I will start taking entries on Monday OCT 8th and stop taking them on Sunday OCT 14th at that time (I would like at least 15 people to consider having this contest) If I have at least 15 people then I will go around and collect the 10mil fubux for the entry fee... The album containing the entries will then be opened on Monday OCT 15th til Wednesday OCT 24th... Thursday OCT 25th winner will be the person with the MOST rates Rules:  To enter you need to submit a TASTEFUL salute to me (I don't want your naughty bits or pieces, ladies no boob salutes) lets keep it clean!!! It costs 10mil fubux to enter which will be collected on OCT 14th ANYONE causing DRAMA will be pulled from the from the contest (act like adults please) GOOD LUCK!!!

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