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okay so i used to have a different fubar account until oops i deleted it. and im having a really hard time getting all my friends and fans back... i guess you know who's in it for the points rather than friends.. pimp me out or something im getting bored lol
Help Me
imikimi - Customize Your World help me out a little pls pass the love around hopefully i did this pic right.
Poker Joke
Two couples were playing poker one evening. John accidentally dropped some cards on the floor. When he bent down under the table to pick them up, he noticed Bill's wife Sue wasn't wearing any underwear under her dress! :0 Shocked by this, John upon trying to sit back up again, hit his head :) on the table and emerged red-faced. Later, John went to the kitchen to get some refreshments. Bill's wife followed and asked, "Did you see anything that you liked under there?" Surprised by her :O boldness, John courageously admitted that, well indeed he did. She said, "Well, you can have it but it will cost you €500." After taking a minute or two to assess the financial and moral costs of this offer, John confirms that he is interested. She tells him that since her husband Bill works Friday afternoons and John doesn't, John should be at her house around 2 p.m. Friday afternoon. When Friday rolled around, John showed up at Bill's house at 2 p.m sharp an
Just As I Am
I'm just a simple guy and living a simple life alone. No strings, no kids in my life right now. (No Kids, big mistake on my part I wish I would have had children) Things in my life are going pretty well for me now. I just returned to a profession I love, being a police officer. I live and work in the same town. Nice quite life style. I’m also an aircraft mechanic. I love working and flying small airplane. I hope to soon finish up my pilots license. I like going out once in a while but most of the time I enjoy just staying home. I love to cook, but it really sucks cooking for one (if you know what I mean). I’m pretty happy with my life now and where I’m at. Being as it is that I’ve just relocated back to Lake County near the Leesburg area I’m here and putting down some roots. The one thing I’m missing right now is someone special in my life. I’m not looking for short term; I’m looking for a life partner, that special woman that I can’t live without. Am I asking to much, I d
on the 17th i went into labour...was actually on my best friends birthday and he said the baby would come on that day..but no he was just teasing us after the whole family betting on what date our little bobby would arrive my labour stopped when i arrived at the now its the 28th i was due on the 19th and were still waiting fed up and tired, every twinge i hope its bobby about to make an appearance but he seems to like it in my enormous belly, on sunday the 30th im to be induced im not looking forward to having him this way but hopefully i will get to see my new little baby boy on monday for the first time...which i am excited heres to giving birth...NEVER BLOODY SIMPLE IS IT!!
I Need To Know
fill this out just copy and paste and reply 1. Who are you? 2. When and how did we meet? 3. Do you have a crush on me or are we platonic? 4. Would you kiss me? 5. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it. 6. Describe me in one word. 7. What was your first impression? 8. Do you still think that way about me now? 9. What reminds you of me? 10. If you could give me anything what would it be? 11. How well do you know me? 12. What's your favorite thing about me? 13. What's your favorite thing about me physically? 13. When's the last time you saw me? 14. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't? 15. What have you thought about me lately? 16. Let's do something together for the rest of our lives. What is it? 16. Are you going to put this on your blog and see what I say about you?
12 Rounds With Lenox Lewis
12 ROUNDS WITH LENNOX LEWIS In the course of his brilliant career, Lennox Lewis has been in the ring with some fighters who could really bang. Mike Tyson, Evander Holyfield, David Tua and Hasim Rahman, to name a few. Lewis knows what to expect when you look across the ring and see a guy who wants to take your head off. The match-up between Jermain Taylor and Kelly Pavlik is truly a "Bangers Ball." No prisoners will be taken. So we asked Lewis, the retired heavyweight champ and HBO commentator to evaluate the fight. Okay, Lennox -- Ding ding! by Nat Gottlieb ROUND 1 (Size) I think Kelly has bigger muscle mass, and he's got a bigger chest and shoulders. That translates into a heavy puncher. When they say a guy is heavy handed --and they said it about me and about Kelly -- it doesn't come from the hands, it comes from the shoulders and chest. Jermain brings muscle definition. He's got a pretty tight muscle grouping. What this gives you is endurance, the ability to keep throwi
Week 4 Cowboys Vs Rams
September 30, 2007 GAME PREVIEW: RAMS @ COWBOYS Rams (0-3) @ Cowboys (3-0) Sunday, September 30, Noon on Fox Week 4 Preview: The Dallas Cowboys return to the friendly confines of Texas Stadium Sunday to try to improve their perfect record to 4-0 after coming off of what many consider a statement game, beating the Bears 34-10 Sunday night in Chicago. This game also has the makings of a potential "trap" game. While Bill Parcells used props to get the message across, Wade Phillips only used words, and we'll see Sunday if that has the same effect. This game was fueled even more, as Issac Bruce guaranteed a Rams win on a St. Louis radio show. Playing the Rams also means the return of former Cowboy La Roi' Glover, so it should be interesting The Rams have a lot of holes on offense that the Cowboys defense should be able to exploit. It could be a very long day for Rams QB Marc Bulger, who is already playing with 2 broken ribs. Stephen Jackson isn't playing this week because of
Kick Off At Noon
I'm Home!!
So anyhow....Pointfest fucking rocked!!!! It was the most awesomest concert. There was over 22,500 ppl there and I was up front for it all!!!!!!!!!!!How perfect could that be? I have a couple scrapes and bruises from the moshpit and crowd surfers...but totally fucking worth it. Breaking Benjamin just blew the whole show away. He is so much hotter in person!! heehee...and Hurt omg!!!! I'm so in love with HURT that I saw him come around the fence, right in front of me, and I had to stop myself from running after him, punching him in the ass to take him down.... it was just so tempting. It was definetly a once in a lifetime experience to see HURT, Chevelle, Three Days Grace, Breaking Benjamin, Sum 41, Sick Puppies, Saliva, Shaman's Harvest, Copperview, The Starting Line, 12 Stones, Evan's Blue, Seether all in the same place. there were 29 bands all together, but I just named my fav.
Bored, So Sex Stories Come Up.
sometimes at work, nothing is going on, so my mind and hands start to wander. I was sitting at my desk, looking at this girl in front of me, long red hair, cute smile and gorgeous breasts. Her name is Denice. Denice likes to wear clothes that exentuate her form, short, tight skirts, and very low cut tops and often, nothing underneath. one afternoon, not much was happening in the queue, i found my self imagining what denice tastes like. i felt my pants get tight and my mouth began to water. i slid my hand over my pants and started squeezing myself, staring at her seemingly effortless beauty. I knew this would not be enough, i looked around to make sure no one could see, when i was certain, I undid my zipper, and slid my hand inside. i started stroking my now extremely had cock inside my pants, unable to get a good rythym going, i pulled it out. i got a little limp from the uncertainty, but i then refocussed my attention on Denice, that helped alot. I was rubbing a
Goodbye For Now
Right now. I just dont have the time for fubar. I have alot of weight on my back. I will be back in about 10 week with a new account.
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Change Has Come At Last
There was one who was real...the only one Iv ever met who was true, but recently I believed she was lost...once again I believed I was searching for someone I would never find...until recently the misunderstanding between us was resolved...Julie my true love and only one is back in my life...I am no longer alone
It is like a mind-controlling disease. It makes you feel worthless and unknown. It has no mercy, whispering in your ear that life has no meaning. It tells you no one cares and why go on. It makes you feel like you have no purpose. You want to run and hide but you know it is close behind following you no matter how hard you try to escape. It tells you lies and says nasty things to you. It makes you feel empty inside. It takes a part of you away so you feel incomplete. This so called disease is called depression.
br />From: Baby BoyDate: Oct 4, 2007 9:54 PMMAKE SURE YOU WATCH THE VIDEO AT THE END Cause some dont get that chance........... SORRY MOMMY & DADDY.I didn't mean to spill my milk at dinner last night. SORRY MOMMY & DADDY.I didn't mean to play with my dolls that long. SORRY MOMMY & DADDY.I didn't mean to be a mistake.. why can't I eat?SORRY MOMMY & DADDY.i didn't mean to pee in my pants yesterday. SORRY MOMMY & DADDY.I didn't mean to cry when my bath water was too hot.SORRY MOMMY & DADDY.I love you! Why don't you love me back? Why is everything I do wrong?1,504,000 CHILDREN GET ABUSED BY THEIR GUARDIANS. IT'S NOT RIGHT. THEY SHOULDN'T HAVE TO SUFFER. IF YOU THINKCHILD ABUSE IS WRONG YOU CAN HELP BY RE-POSTING.*****YOU HAVE TO PRESS REPLY SO YOU CAN COPY CODE..
New To This
I am new to this so please be patient till i learn how to use the website.
This is the day i go for my biopsy...not too very excited but i want the pain to go away. I have never had a biopsy but i dont think itll be that bad....just another needle! wish me luck on not getting scared!
Great Advice
I was talking to a friend of mine about an ex I have and she told me the most significant thing that I have ever been told. I have never heard any better advice in my life. She said Don't expect him to become what you want because if he is a real man he will become what you need instead Now think about that and see how incredible it was for her to say
I just have had a real sucky day. What the fucks with that and its friday! Myspace hasent got shit on this.
The First Baby Boomer Applyed For Ss
I have worked all my life, and for the past 3 years, I was disabled. I could not go back to work. I had no money in the bank, and no retirement or 401 K plan. I worked 19 years as a truck driver. Yes I was good at what I did. In 19 years of driving tractor trailer I got into 2 accidents that did not involve any other vehicles. And in the last 4 years I ran off the road and no one was hurt or involved except me on the last one. Both times I had passed out behind the wheel while driving. Talk about something that made me think? The first time was in 2001, I was driving thru Nebraska on I-80 near Sidney. It started with coughing and it was fast and I could not stop. The coughing that is. Well I didn't get any signs that I was in trouble, so I kept on driving. I remember passing an overpass. The next thing I remember was my hands were on the steering wheel, and I was driving in the grass. Yes I was still moving. I looking up on to the interstate and it seemed about 500 feet away. I don't k
Life Is Short
Life is short, Break the rules, Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly, Love Truly, Laugh uncontrollably, And never regret anything that made you Smile.
What The Hell?!
OK so this morning I posted a rather medium to large mum stating different things that would be remembered if someone was born in the 1990s. It was an extremely funny and true thing. However, in the true spirit of meanness, it was removed stating it was not suitable for display. Now please keep in mind there have been far, I'm not sure how that mum could of been NSFW when other people post much more lued and innappropriate things on this website. Am I being singled out or can people just not take a freaking joke?!
What Should I Do???
I read my mail - replied to them and my ratings. I have a headache. It is such a shitty about you else?
Mindless Drunk Talk
Triskaidekaphobia There once was a soul Running away from heavens gate In such dreadful fright Screaming for forgiveness Kneeling long enough for a quick prayer Alone it journeyed though out time and space Ignoring the angels calls Debating openly Gods kindness Everlasting cries of torment echo on Knowing that Gods word is final And then one day God appeared before it Please tell me why you run from me Heaven is waiting for you Oh lord I know your place is truly great But there can be no heaven for me without my love I see it is my laws and my decision who gains entrance Although your devotion has changed my mind Street Dolls The tragedy of society No one dares talk about it Once they were happy Once they brought joy Now they just litter The streets and alleys The forgotten The discarded The runaways Barbie and her man ken Looking for work again stuffed teddy bears now diabetic Care bears committing suicide Green army men's genocide Glow worms selli
not dead yet!!!!!!!!!!
ok everyone this is the profile to a convicted Sean Browning ........... this guy molested 3 little girls and a little boy he even repeatingly sodimised one of the girls while he had her tied to a bed ... I know for a fact this happened cause one of them was my child ........he told them if they told anyone he would lock them in a closet and do it again ............ the past is the past is bullshit in a situation like this .. these kids may be adults now with kids of there own but the memory of this guy is still really clear in there heads .......the oldest of these kids is 24 now seeing as where he is in his 30's that would have made them pretty damn young huh......... damn right they were young they were still babies ............................. Be warned and heed please for the love of the children Repost this !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Contest Been Postponed
Why oh why do people play mind games? I dont understand it or appreciate it. In my other blog "regrets" I talked about this "friend". Well that so called Friend text'd me tonight and we've been fighting for hours. He doesnt see my side of things. Its all about him. Funny 3 other people are totally on my side on this. Ugh! I just wish he'd go away. Its obvious he doesnt care about me so why bother msg me?!?!?
How Many Tats You Got?
At the moment I have either 14 or 16 depends on how you count. And yes I have plans for at least a few more, but never say never. That could bite you. peace, people
How Fuckable Are You
You are 91% fuckable! Take this quiz at
New Here
come show me lots of love. love making new freinds.
what is your favorite drink?
I Got A 59
Pics For Friends
Fun pics for my friends, hope you injoy
can't anyone be true anymore? i beleieve you should say what you mean and mean what you say but alot of people don't anymore. it's so annoying
Contest Has Started!!!
First off, to explain this; these are the thoughts of a slave girl. She wants to be his slave so much, but he doesnt see it. And she feels embarassed to tell her perspective Master. "I will be your perfect doll. Your perfect little doll. Obedient, quiet, faithful. It will all be yours. The things you don't see are the things i want you to have... I want to be your perfect little slave. Always quiet, never quarrel, speak only when spoken to... I will be that for you. If i will show you... It would hurt you to do the things i crave... I want these things for you. I will give these things to you. I want you not to hurt to punish me when i dont do the things you want of me. I want spanked, shackled, and sometimes used. But only to end in knowing that you do these things for me. Because I love you. And you love me. I want to wear your shackles. Your collar. I want to wear your welts on my back from our sex. I will wear them with pride... I want to be your Perfect
Getting To Know Me
1. What time did you get up this morning? 7:00 am 2. Diamonds or pearl? diamonds 3. What was the last film you saw at the cinema? can`t remember 4. What's your favorite TV show? CSI 5. What did you have for breakfast this morning? egg muffen 6. What's your favorite cuisine? anything 7. What foods do you dislike? none as of right now 8. What is your favorite crisp(CHIP) flavor? plain 9. What's your favorite CD at the moment? unsure 10. What kind of car do you drive? pontiac 11. Favorite sandwich? ham and cheese 12. Are you pregnant? YES
Booty Call
Yeah Whatever
i'll get to a salute when i get there, probably soon
If You're Reading This...
If you're reading this then I have decided to keep you. Today I went through and deleted all but a few, and yes I mean a few, friends. I was tired of people who are point whores and only worry about their status on here. It says a lot about a person. Fake ass people is what I prefer to call them. I kept you because I consider you a friend. We have talked or just met and have just started talking. If you don't like me, delete me. I am not here for points. I just use this place to make friends because I do not have a lot of time to meet new people and I am shy. Now you know why I have been single for almost five years. Anyway, feel free to let me know how you feel about this. Hopefully all of you will stay my friend and we can continue to get to know each other better. Until next time, take care of yourself and others!!! Rian
Help out in this contest? C'mon, you know you want to. =)
J & E Creations
We are Jessica and Eric of Rhode Island. We both grew up in North Providence, and currently reside in Johnston. We have been involved in art in one form or another all our lives, and finally decided that we should do something with it! We specialize in custom, hand~made products. We have a wide variety of hand~made jewelry; chain maille; Mala beads; soy candles; soy~based shampoo, conditioner, lotion, and spray; vegetable glycerin hand and bar soap; and new and exciting products from artists near and far! We have added some new artists, with more coming all the time, so make sure you have a look at what they can do! Our constantly changing website is Please come on over and have a look! Any questions or feedback are more than welcome! E~mail us at: We are an internet~based business presently, and will eventually be brick and mortar. In addition to the website, we also do house parties, local shows, and fairs/festivals! We
Hey Bartender
Mixing alcohol with energy drinks such as Red Bull is like 'mixing cocaine with heroin', a drugs expert had claimed. Don Serratt, founder of British drug treatment centre Life Works, said mixing extreme quantities of the stimulant caffeine with the depressant alchol was 'a very dangerous cocktail'. He was responding to a study which found young adults were twice as likely to be hurt and require medical attention and twice as likely to travel with a drunk driver if they had the cocktail, than those who did not mix their drinks. Read more... * The ladette effect puts 40% more children in rehab for alcohol abuse In the first study of its kind, American researchers questioned 4,271 students from 10 U.S. universities about their drinking habits and the consequences. They found, compared to those who did not mix caffeine and alcohol they had almost double the risk of being taken advantage of sexually. In a typical drinking session, they drank up to 36 per cent more t
For The Love Of Good Music
In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed to stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods: On a Sears hairdryer -- Do not use while sleeping. (Shoot, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair.) On a bag of Fritos -- You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)? On a bar of Dial soap -- "Directions: Use like regular soap," (and that would be how???....) On some Swanson frozen dinners -- "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion). On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) -- "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)! On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding -- "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought????...) On packaging for a Rowena iron -- "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time)? On Boot's Children Cough Medicine -- "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication
what is your favorite pizza ?
are you here ?
My Friends
HEy yall I want you to give it up for my best friend like bother americanbaldeagle_37 hes a very awsem kinda of guy! Check em out!
can you cook?
How Tall Are You ?
how tall are you ?
age sex location
I"M from L.U.V
Snows Page
hello as you can tell im new to this lol. But ill give it a try . and i seemed to always get stuck on what to say or what to say in a blog so lol :)
have a gr8 weekend everyone
How Are You ?
how are you ?
what is your favorite sundae ?
howdy people
Every Minute
Never had a girl that ever made me feel like I feel im not tryin to run game on you im just keepin it real even when your not around im still thinkin of you and when I close my eyes at night im always dreamin of you when I was younger I swore I would be a playa fo life but since we met ill I wanted to do was make you my wife all my friends say im crazy and I should leave you alone but still I call you cuz I luv to hear your voice on the phone and when I see you I look into your beautiful eyes we both smile and it really makes my temperature rise I know your mama wouldn’t like me she would say you could do better but I hope you wouldn’t listen cuz were meant to be together forever I keep you warm in the winter safe in the dark those other girls had my body but I give you my heart cuz you’re my baby girl suga suga suga doowop your so hot and Mr. Capone loves you a lot
how cold is it over there?
what do you like on your cheeseburger?
who read it anyway ??
My View Of What Is In My Head Right Now
I am nosy.. I am curious... I am not interested in you if you are male and under the age of 35. I am curious about bdsm and still figuring out if I am more sub or domme... over 35? male? intelligent and articulate? I want to hear from you, mister :)
Dr Pepper
who likes DR pepper ?
We cannot beg someone to stay if they want to leave and be with someone else. We have to admit that love doesn't give us the license to own a person. This is what love means...Sacrifice... After a while you learn the subtle difference between holding a hand and chaining a soul, and you learn that love doesn't mean leaning and company doesn't mean security, and you begin to learn that kisses aren't contracts and presents aren't promises, and you begin to accept your defeats with your head up and your eyes open, with the grace of an adult, not the grief of a child. You learn to build all your roads on today because tomorrow's ground is too uncertain for plans. After a while you learn that even sunshine burns if you get too much. So, plant your own garden and decorate your own soul, instead of waiting for someone to bring you flowers. And you learn that you really can endure....that you really are strong, and you really do have worth.. Today seems to be the day, when so many people turn t
Misc. Thoughts
So you saw somebody cute... and you rated her... and you fan'd her... but you don't want to friend request because that may be too forward, you haven't even spoken with her yet... What's your next move?
Im Just Here For The Metal
While most people associate death metal music with a bunch of guys grunting and slapping detuned guitars randomly, there's a multitude of reasons why this genre maintains a strong following and earns the fierce loyalty of many listeners worldwide. If you're curious about death metal, here's you're chance to learn, appreciate, listen, and enjoy. But Death Metal truly rocks! Learn about the history and characteristics of death metal. I bet that it’s more interesting and complex than you thought. Also, learn about all the stereotypes of death metal music and its fans and why they aren't true at all. They are not all lazy, Satan-worshipping, animal-sacrificing psychos. They are actually normal people with family, friends and complex off-stage personalities. Listen beyond the crunching guitars and harsh singing. Although the rough guitar sound and grating vocals permeate all of death metal, it can take a little getting used to, especially if your ears are accustomed to softer sounds.
Dear all, am now signing off for the night and thought that I might do so leaving you with the following for your consideration which just might be...THE MOST UNIVERSAL AND FUNCTIONAL WORD IN THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE... WHAT IS IT... ??? (HOPEFULLY THIS WILL MAKE YOU SMILE).... Well, it's SHIT ... that's right, SHIT ! Shit may just be the most functional and universally employed word in the English language. Why ??? Because,,, You can smoke shit, buy shit, sell shit, lose shit, find shit, forget shit, and maybe even tell others to eat shit. On the other hand, some people "know their shit," while others "can't tell the difference between shit and shineola." There are lucky shits, dumb shits, and crazy shits. There also is bullshit, horseshit, and chickenshit. You can throw shit, sling shit, catch shit, shoot-the-shit, and/or duck when the shit hits-the-fan. You can also give-a-shit and/or serve shit-on-a-shingle. You can find yourself i
Love And Laughter's
Phenomenal Woman: Pretty women wonder where my secret lies I'm not cute or built to suit a fashion model's size But when I start to tell them They think I'm telling lies I say It's in the reach of my arms The span of my hips The stride of my steps The curl of my lips I'm a woman Phenomenally Phenomenal woman That's me I walk into a room Just as cool as you please And to a man The fellows stand or Fall down on their knees Then they swarm around me A hive of honey bees I say It's the fire in my eyes And the flash of my teeth The swing of my waist And the joy in my feet I'm a woman Phenomenally Phenomenal woman That's me Men themselves have wondered What they see in me They try so much But they can't touch My inner mystery When I try to show them They say they still can't see I say It's in the arch of my back The sun of my smile The ride of my breasts The grace of my style I'm a woman Phenomenally
happy TUESDAY everyone (:
what is your favorite kind of bread?
what time is your lunch hour?
do you eat rice ?
Thanks For All The Love Rate Fan & Add
thanks for all the rate fan &add
Hi There
hi there
Happy Thursday Everyone
happy Thursday everyone
do you drive?
Bouncer Id Check,
i can't stand this Bouncer ID check, can you
What's Up With The Bouncer Id Check
what's up with the bouncer id check
Are You Married On Here
are you married on here ?
Do You Have A Hubby On Here
do you have a hubby on here ?
do you have a favorite candy ?
are you from the south?
Un Masking Shemales On Fubar!!

what kind of car do you drive?
Baked Chicken
do you like baked chicken with mashed potato?
Never Give Up...Never Surrender -Unknown Life Is A Progress, Not A Station -Ralph Waldo Emmerson In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on. -Robert Frost Remember, no man is a failure who has friends. -Its a Wonderful Life Try not to become a man of success but rather try to become a man of value. -Albert Einstein Treat people as if they were what they ought to be and you help them to become what they are capable of being. -Geothe And even if you justify every bullshit lie, it still makes me want to break you -Godsmack When you come to the end of your rope, tie a knot and hang on. - Franklin Delano Roosevelt. Perhaps our eyes need to be washed by our tears once in a while, so that we can see Life with a clearer view again. - Alex Tan. Some of us think holding on makes us strong; but sometimes it is letting go. -Herman Hesse Another turning point a fork stuck in the road Time grabs you
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I Did It Again!
Bored Writing
All this quiet time One line of lonely words, No more strength in me My pain is simply unheard. Agony finely controlled Until that one line, A dam of pain unleashed These silent tears are mine. A breath stolen A heart shattered, A body weakened Bent and tattered. A love always pending Now no more complete, A lost and wounded spirit My soul accepts defeat. I walk a shadowed world Where nothing seems real, Where everything is a phantom Except this pain I feel. Anguish comes in waves Mimicing the oceans tide, I read your simple words And taste the tears I've cried. Gone but not forgotten My heart still feels for you, Living life in hell Always loving you.
First Encounters
So I met a random person today that I have never met before.What happened between us was amazing as she knows how to make you feel good.The END!
Happy Hump Day Everyone
happy hump day everyone
How Are You ?
how are you?
Aglow with perspiration Sweat trickling to the ground, Your body shines with all the light My heart for you it pounds. The pillars hold you upon the sphere Eyes searching mesmerized yet calm, Your gifts they flow like torrid rains Out onto me all for one. Waiting searching hoping To hear your voice again, I reach for you I yield to you In you I must remain. Words will bend and turn and break Yet our friendship in us becomes, A long-lasting story of intimate glory One word among many more and none. Reaching out and finding faith Beyond our minds are numb, Asking for a way to heal Finding you I come. I’ve searched I’ve prayed For a friend as bright as you, Your soul it shines above them all And in me I am new.
Whos The Boss
Pray For Alyssa...
Dear friends and family, Prayers needs right away We have a real close friend Michelle, who’s daughter Alyssa a 2yr old beautiful little angel was severely burnt in a house fire The baby was trapped in her bedroom when a volunteer firefighter found her She was found lying on a bed in a smoke-filled room, "badly burned, but still breathing.” What we know right now is that it does not look good for Alyssa she is so badly burnt Please I ask of you to keep Alyssa her mommy and the rest of her family in your prayers Click here to go to the Charleston Daily News Artical
Happy Holidays
Happy Holidays to all!!! I do question why is it that the people you care the most about choose this time of year to show there ass? Is it just my twisted life that some how invites every conceivable scrooge there is on the planet to show up this time of year? These people seem normal and rational all year long but as soon as it gets close to the Turkeys day the Holiday Jerks seem to come out of the wood work and the scary part is they are those nearest and dearest to you... Can one cancel on the Holidays and not look like the jerk because you seem to be the only sane one left?
have a gr8 weekend everyone
Hi I'm New
what can i say need help find my way around... and god theres some sexy woman on here x x
how was dinner?
None Of That Sissy Crap
Are you tired of those sissy "friendship" poems that always sound good, But never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship. You will see no cutesy little smiley faces on this card- Just the stone cold truth of our great friendship. 1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against The sorry bastard who made you sad. 2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you. 3. When you smile -- I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in. 4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get. 5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much Worse it could be until you quit whining. 6. When you are confused -- I will use little words. 7. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well Again. I don't want whatever you have. 8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at
Starting From Scratch
starting from scratch
...oh No Back To Work?
what you like on your hamburger ?
Hamburger Or Chesseburger
hamburger or cheeseburgers ?
Chicken Or Beef
chicken or beef ?
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Update Your Profile
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Little Boy Nick
One of Big Daddy Nick’s exes as told to me: oh yeah he can't keep his mouth shut he was always hoping for them to get back together but I couldn't put up with the relationship he had with his wife..that’s right he's still married and don't mention that I said anything...but the guy is a 30 year old loser.. who is sleeping on his married friends couch my guess is that your friend is pretty and gave him attention.. he professed his love to her...she didn't respond as much as he would have hoped...and he moved on to someone who was willing to move more quickly when his wife started sleeping around on him...he just kept taking her back..cause he wanted the whole family thing going on..dosen't matter who it's with
Baked Chicken
do you like bake chicken ?
My Thoughts And Such
I AM a Strong Black man and as such . . . · I will speak to women as human beings, not as potential sex partners, not as someone with less value than myself, not someone I must dominate in order to validate my manhood. · I will not plan out how I can get a woman into bed before I even introduce myself. · I will not judge a woman's beauty, worth or value by the length of her hair, the length of her fingernails, the roundness of her behind or the size of her feet, and most importantly, the color of her skin, just as I would not want to be judged by the length of my penis, the size of my wallet, the car I drive, or the amount of money I make. · I will make every effort to make sure women know that they are safe when they are in my presence. I will not touch, grope, or physically intimidate them and I will not make unwanted sexual advances towards them. · I will NOT strike, restrain, or threaten a woman. · I will accept that if a woman says no, she means she?s not in
Film Fridays
Film Fridays - Saving Lives is Sexy Sexy French maids show you how to preform CPR... sort of... well, at least how to make out with your friends! LOL That was a condom in her mouth! Seriously though, it is very important to learn how to preform CPR correctly- you never know when a lover (or fellow orgy attendee) might be counting on you to save their life.
Hot Fudge
do you like hot fudge?
What You Like With Your Hot Fudge
what you like with your hot fudge?
are you happy right now?
How Are You Right Now?
how are you right now?
Update Your Profile
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Loving Dominance
I made this decision long ago. My 'play' is of a loving and caring nature, more sensuality than Sadism. I know I don't fit the mold, even with the large size and stern demeanor. Simply stated, my heart is not really in beating women. Discipline for bad behavior, and willful disobedience? Yes, as corrective measure only, as training tool. "Board of Education" style communication, if you get my meaning. I get my greatest joy from delivering multiple orgasms to My woman. I get a great deal of satisfaction from bringing about experiences for them that they have never had. I LIVE for fantasy fulfillment, both My own and hers. I have recently had the opportunity to seek a new partner. Several of these potential partner subs were put-off by my gentle nature. They wanted a stern and demanding Dom, one who will objectify them and abuse them, keep them in their place, etc. While I get no real pleasure from doing these things, it has occurred to me to modify my approach, and open mys
Wvu Went Downnnnnn!
Welp this is my first blog and I just had to get on here and blog about WVU getting there ass's beat by PITT. I'm an OHIO STATE fan and I can't stand WVU. Just glad to see them loose and no chance of playing with us big boys in the bowl. Now I'm off to make my Buckeyes to take to work with me Monday morning. (I WORK IN WEST VIRGINIA) rofl.. God I am so mean!
How Are You ?
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What Kind Of Car Do You Drive?
what kind of car do you drive?
Go vote for my campaigns on Brickfish! :) You don't have to sign up to vote, you can vote as a guest! Help me stay in first place for the belly contest! :)
How can you ache and crave for someone's touch When you have never felt it? I do this for yours, though, And the yearning grows more each day I have never wanted anything in my life As much as I want you When you whisper such sweet love In my ear when we talk You make me melt into a puddle Of complete helplessness You have become my every waking thought And my every dream at night I breathe in so hard Trying to catch my breath when we can't talk I close my eyes so tight Hoping when I open them you will be there But I know I have to wait Until the time is right It seems so far away That I think I am losing my mind I want to breathe in your scent And keep it with me all day long I want to taste your love for me By kissing your sweet lips I want to feel your body next to me So when you leave for awhile I can hold on I just want you to know That I really do love you When the day comes and we are together You will alway
...Stay... ...So we can play... ...All day... ...And all night... ...Please don't fight... ...My love center's so tight... ...Aching for you... ...Let's try something new... ...I'll keep on my shoes... ...Crawl on hands and knees... ...Twist you up in the sheets... ...Leave you no breath, just a wheeze... ...You must... ...Trust... ...In this lust... ...Let's make our own show... ...Get the camera, a video... ...Don't hold back, let it all go... ...Suck on my heels... ...Make me squeal... ...Devour me as if I'm your last meal... ...Baby... ...Tell me... ...What you need... ...Wanna bite at my lips?... ...Want me to crack the whip?... ...How bout my juices, want a sip?... ...Lemme give you a tip... ...Lay your tongue softly on my clit... ...Wiggle it just a little bit... ...Feel my back arch?... ...My mouth's dry and parched... ...Soon the explosions start... ...Makes my insides burn... ...Next it's your turn... ...Think you can handle me?... ...Oh t
How Are You?
how are you?
My Love
Thank You
Hope 2 B Back Soon
Hey ya'll... Just thought I'd let ya know that I wont be online for awhile other than to check my emails cuz I am having problems with my internet server right now... Make sure u come by my page and leave some luvin... I'll get ya back when I am able to... Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to all!!!!!!!!!!!! luv ya
My Online Purity Scoring
You Are 24% Pure Pure? Sure, you're about as pure as yellow snow. You're a downright devil. But you're also a pretty delightful one! The 100 Question Purity Test
On The Road
Well just made my first trip thru Donner Pass. Actually had to wait over 12 hours before I was able to go thru. There was a big storm that dropped around 6 to 12 inches of snow on the area above 4500 feet. I drove thru and was juat amazed how beautiful it is up there. The drive down the other side was fun. Going about 55 to 60 mph with a full jake brake on and still having to hit the brakes to keep my speed down. Can't wait for my next time thru, maybe I can get some pix with my phone to share. Well spending the night in Ripon California, then going to Rancho Cucamonga tomorrow. Trying to get a load to run thru Pheonix to see my grandma, who just had a heart attack a couple of nights ago. Thats about all for now, be safe out that and come back to hear more about where I am and where I am going. Peace and love AD68
Check My Mate Out She Is Awesome
wildatheart@ fubar she is the best friend i have never had she is awesome add rate fan message her
Dane Cook In Denver Tonight!
bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight? BritneySpears14: Aight. bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah. BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja. bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat. BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up. bloodninja: Me too baby. BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest. bloodninja: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman. BritneySpears14: Hey... bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 C0ck of the Infinite. BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it. bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty F*ck of the Beyondness. BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous. bloodninja: Don't f*ck with me b!tch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands. bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because
When Poeple Odnt Belive
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The Adult Scene
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I think that Bambi is a slut ass faggot of a deer!
John's Page
WASHINGTON (Reuters) - Vacuum cleaners kill fleas just as well as any poison, surprised U.S. researchers said on Tuesday. They said a standard vacuum cleaner abuses the fleas so much it kills 96 percent of adult fleas and 100 percent of younger fleas. So no need to worry that a vacuum cleaner bag may turn into a fleabag breeding ground for the pesky, biting creatures, said Glen Needham, associate professor of entomology at Ohio State University. Needham studied the cat flea, or Ctenocephalides felis, the most common type of flea found in households. "No matter what vacuum a flea gets sucked into, it's probably a one-way trip," Needham said in a statement. Writing in the journal Entomologia Experimentalis et Applicata, Needham suggested that the vacuum brushes wear away a waxy outer layer on insects called the cuticle. Without it, the fleas, larvae and pupae probably dry up and die, he said. The findings were so surprising that the researchers ran their experiment severa
Things That Piss Me Off
By no means am I perfect. I know, with 100% certainty, that if I weren't me, I wouldn't like me either. Still, that doesn't mean I can't pick on other people.. FAT CHICKS: Tongue piercings don't make you cuter. You're still fat, and no more intriguing than the "down the blouse" shot you have on your profile page. UGLY CHICKS: At least the fat ones post ones of themselves. Don't post a picture of some hot babe just so we click on your name. When we see the *real* you, we'll try our best not to be mystified by the aforementioned photo and rate you a ten. COMPLAINERS: I know I'm in the minority when I withhold 10 ratings from someone who doesn't deserve them. Why have a rating system if everyone is a 10, anyhow? More than likely, you fit into one of the two previous categories and enjoy the attention you don't receive in normal life. Sorry, if you're a 3, you're a 3.
Trial And Error
Dixie's Stuff
hi please rate pic to get my friend some kisses
Mistletoe Kiss
Help Me Out!
Hey everyone this is DJ Branden asking for yalls help to make tonite a special night. I am trying to hit the numbers of anywhere from 80-100 people I DJ IN 8-10pm EST TIME. If you can come and help me out and invite everyone you know I would appreciate it.
My Blog
ok so this is my new blog. i gusse i should write whats on my mind. like why do people become you friend on here and never talk to you, or return rates? why can no one seem to ever answer any questions i have about this site why is it i cant seem to level as quicly as others
Stay Away!!!
Evolutionary Psychology sex Human sperm is of a low quality - relative to many animals, including primates, a low proportion of the sperm is viable - and this encourages pair bonded sexual partnerships to the detriment of any arrangement of irregular and infrequent coitus, particularly harem-like arrangements and surreptitious affairs. Women's visual and olfactory sexual preference is biased toward desirable partners during the period of fertility and toward less desirable ones the rest of the time. This is likely an adaptation running counter to monogamy, which tends to maintain the procreative availability of desirable partners and the pacification and utilitarian engagement (household protection and production) of undesirable ones. Underscoring this adaptation, incidence of orgasm in females is predominantly dictated by the perceived sexual (hereditary) desirability of the male, and household partnership or emotional involvement is not a predictor. This is significant because the
Leavin Fubar
Ok due to my health issue i can't keep up with Myspace and 360 and fubar.. and well.. there is ONLY one reason to stay at fubar thats my brother and 100 reasons to leave.. . .so.. to my brother you have my aol and my yahoo name please use it babe! Mswac929 is my aol name Ms_Wac929 is my yahoo name if anyone wants to add me.. but don't add me if you are goin to try to cyber and that bs .. cuz i am NOT like that thanks and have a great day and hoilday for that matter hugs wendy
Talkin' World War Iii Blues By Bob Dylan
Some time ago a crazy dream came to me, I dreamt I was walkin' into World War Three, I went to the doctor the very next day To see what kinda words he could say. He said it was a bad dream. I wouldn't worry 'bout it none, though, They were my own dreams and they're only in my head. I said, "Hold it, Doc, a World War passed through my brain." He said, "Nurse, get your pad, this boy's insane," He grabbed my arm, I said "Ouch!" As I landed on the psychiatric couch, He said, "Tell me about it." Well, the whole thing started at 3 o'clock fast, It was all over by quarter past. I was down in the sewer with some little lover When I peeked out from a manhole cover Wondering who turned the lights on. Well, I got up and walked around And up and down the lonesome town. I stood a-wondering which way to go, I lit a cigarette on a parking meter And walked on down the road. It was a normal day. Well, I rung the fallout shelter bell And I leaned my head and I gave a yell
Mr. Tambourine Man By Bob Dylan
Hey! Mr. Tambourine Man, play a song for me, I'm not sleepy and there is no place I'm going to. Hey! Mr. Tambourine Man, play a song for me, In the jingle jangle morning I'll come followin' you. Though I know that evenin's empire has returned into sand, Vanished from my hand, Left me blindly here to stand but still not sleeping. My weariness amazes me, I'm branded on my feet, I have no one to meet And the ancient empty street's too dead for dreaming. Hey! Mr. Tambourine Man, play a song for me, I'm not sleepy and there is no place I'm going to. Hey! Mr. Tambourine Man, play a song for me, In the jingle jangle morning I'll come followin' you. Take me on a trip upon your magic swirlin' ship, My senses have been stripped, my hands can't feel to grip, My toes too numb to step, wait only for my boot heels To be wanderin'. I'm ready to go anywhere, I'm ready for to fade Into my own parade, cast your dancing spell my way, I promise to go under it. Hey! Mr. Tambour
I know we men are pathetically predictable ok. We are aggressive by nature (a lot of women are too). I'm not saying that is always a good thing, it is just that way it is. If women are so turned off by it "maybe" they shouldn't post pictures of themselves all decked out with their legs splayed open and a come fuck me look on their face on their profile and then be shocked when a guy posts something offensive about that picture. Don't get me wrong, I am "ALL FOR" beautiful and sexy women posting great pictures, but most of the time I won't even leave a comment because there are like 2000 comments up there and there is only so many original things you can come up with before it is all so redundant. And sometimes I see a picture that I "MUST" just say, "Wow,nice tits!" I know that is not original, or classy, or any number of other cliche' words, but it is the truth. Hey, why would someone take a picture of themselves holding the camera above their head, pointing down on them while
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My Current Life . . .
Merry Christmas and Happy New Years everyone . . . How was everyone Christmas . . . ? Sorry I haven't been on-line much . . . but since I was on Holiday for a week now . . . and with work driving me crazy before then . . . As I mentioned to some of my friends . . . in messenger and fubar . . . that we went to Big Bear California earlier this month . . . and now I finally posted some of those pictures . . . Here are a few of those pictures . . . Also . . . I dressed up as Santa Lee for the children of the Preschool/Daycare my son goes to . . . for after school program. For many of you . . . you were on-line . . . you were able to watch me transform into Santa Lee . . . from the coloring of my hair . . . to the dawning of the robes . . . etc. I tried taking video and pictures . . . but that was difficult. Plus, I needed an extra pair of hands . . . but my volunteer was a no show . . . she was to busy with the Christmas/Birthday party. Attached are
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So anyone want to give some points for the holiday season HOHOHOH
My 2008 Calendar
Check out my 2008 calendar at Order one if you want! Thanks!!!!! Tams
Sex Quiz
Scorpio You are very dominant in bed, and you like to control your relationship in general.You are so intense in the sack that none of your partners will ever forget you. You are an amazing lover, because you like to have an equal amount of give and take.Sex matches: Cancer, Capricorn, Pisces 'What is your Sexual Zodiac?' at
Merry Xmas To All!
Things To Ponder
If you are ever going to love me, love me now, while I can know The sweet and tender feelings, which from true affection flow. Love me now, while I am living, don't wait til I am gone, And then have it chiseled in marble, Sweet words on ice cold stone. If you have tender thoughts of me, please, tell me now. If you wait til I am sleeping, never to awaken, There will be death between us, And I won't hear you then. So, if you love me, even a little bit... Let me know it while I am living, So I can treasure it... Food for thought, huh? Make sure you tell your loved ones how much they mean to you, as often as possible...don't say, "I'll do it later"... Later may be too late...
Year End
As the year is getting ready to end I had to reflect on things that happened in 2007. We are still fighting a war that none of us understands but, God bless the men and women that are laying down their lives everyday so that we all may be free. There are some brave men and women to protect everyone like they do. No greater sacrifice is there for a man to lay down their life for someone else. That is what those brave men and women are doing for all of us. We Thank the Troops so much. This year I heard of more women getting missing and their husband are the suspects. All the women out there and you can't live without this one. They don't realize what they are doing to the children when the wife/mother is gone. The child is going to be left with neither of you in their live. Think about what you are doing. You may be able to live without your wife but, what about your child. Where I live their where children getting killed and being left at hospitals. How could you possible kill you
Goodbye All
Well it's official I've come to the end of my rope, my wife doesn't want to be with me anymore but she doesn't want a divorce and neither do I and I still love her and want to be with her but there's nothing I can do. So I think I'm goin to grant her request and end my life for good then she and nobody else will ever have to worry about me fucking up their life anymore or ever again. It's been a good run but I can no longer think of a reason to stay on this earth. So peace out and I'll see ya on the other side maybe. Love ya'll all
Fubar Lmao
FYI~ Some people think it's a big deal to level up and think that if you don't post a salute that you're a fake. I appreciate the message from Fubar Support but points don't matter to me AT ALL. I have received messages from a few of my "fu friends" reminding me that I need to post a salute to level up and receive points but I will when/if I feel like it. I appreciate the concern but it has no effect on me either way! With that being said have a MERRY CHRISTMAS! LMAO Dear Cresha: You have stopped collecting points because you cannot move higher than level 10 without a salute. To continue accumulating points and move to a higher level, please post a salute. The process is explained in the fubar Bible section on salutes. -Family fubar
A Little Laugh
What do you call a delivery truck full of vibrators on Christmas Eve? TOYS FOR TWATS!! Happy Holidays!
Aries You are so full of energy, you constantly attract hotties, and you are always the dominant one in the sack. It is very easy for you approach people because you have so much confidence and you are very forward about your feelings.You are very likely to have lots of sexual partners, (sometimes all at once), and be the most sexually experienced of any of your friends.Sex matches: Gemini, Leo, Sagittarius 'What is your Sexual Zodiac?' at
All Together
Your Bedroom Grade: A You are an expert in bed or should I say sexpert? But you're going to have to reach (around) for that A+. You are a natural in bed, and anyone that has had you brags about it long afterwards! What's your Bedroom Grade? at
i am so glad they died its not funny the military is a piece of crap
Do it and i'll do it for you... would you kiss me? [] Yes [] No [] Maybe [] Already ***************************** Am I hot? [] No! [] OK [] Fine [] Of Course {}Cute {]Sexy ***************************** Would you hug me? [] Yes [] No [] Already did ***************************** Do you think I'm a virgin? [] Yes [] No [] Don't know ***************************** Name one thing you would like to do to me... ____________ ***************************** I look like.. [] A player [] One time thing [] Next bf [] A friend [] A friend with benefits [] A possibility [] Another somebody ***************************** If you saw me for the first time, would you talk to me? [] Yes [] No [] maybe ***************************** Would you rather... [] Hook up with me [] Cuddle with me [] Date me [] Friends [] Friends with benefits ***************************** On a scale of 1-10 (10 being the highes
Buy Me A Drink
I'm tired of being sober, so why doesn't someone buy me a drink? come on isn't that what this site is for anyways? LOL
Yahoo = Victoriabebeface
Simple... If you want to remain in contact with me, get a hold of me. In the next few days I'm cleaning house and will be up and gone.
My Thoughts ....
soo... this site is weird, but im getting used to it. sorry for those of you who wasted about three mintutes of your life reading this. :] peathe. [rachel]
The lights are out in the hallway, and the glow coming through the partially cracked bathroom door illuminates just a sliver of my yearning face. Every wisp of steam, every splash of water, and she tortures me anew. My head against the wall, I slump downward silently, grasping my knees to my chest to keep my sighs contained. And all I can think about is the way the beads of water run down the curve of her breasts, how the soap froths up against her skin, bubbles clinging to her navel, the small of her back, her thighs. From my hiding place in the shadows, I can smell the sweet, fruity fragrance of her body wash, the delicious scent of her shampoo. I can hear every lathering motion of her long piano-playing fingers as if they were working my scalp instead of hers. The stroke of a razor against her silk skin. The scrape of a pumice stone on her delicately arched feet. The scratch of a loofah on her perfectly pointed elbows. A small sigh escapes her lips, and to me, it aches like heave
Cyber Master
Wannabe submissive woman looking a man who excites me...a strong, patient, creative, determined man who won’t put up with my BS. I don’t know what I like, but I suspect that I’ll do anything you ask, as long as you’re the right man for the job. Go softly to start and help me feel my way through. But, please, please, force me to obey!" That’s how the ad read, and that’s what I got…a man from my office, no less. And me? I’m foolish enough to accept this Cyber Master, having no idea who he is. I have my dream dates everyday with the master I know only as: Masturbate at your desk, just as you’re finishing lunch. Email when you’re about to come. By ten the next day, I was desperate for this message, about to email him demanding he pay attention to me. And then, this little missal arrived to insist I do exactly what I knew I had to. So titillated by the assignment, I barely gazed about to see if it was safe before my fingers dove for the pulsing wetness betwe
i'm not that interesting so bare with me,lol so ya i have a cold, thanks to my boyfriend,lol, but thats ok. sucks for him since he has work so early every morning. wish the army would let me have him a bit more often, but i've learned to deal. so thats about it for today. we'll see how often i update this blog,lol.
My Date Nite
Please go to this web address and read all about my husband's perspective of the night I went out and fucked a stranger
New Here
I have just signed up for this page today. And I wil check this out a bit tonite. See every one around, maybe.
Best Christmas Present Ever !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The present wasnt mine but I helped deliver the present to others. In Fire/Ems terms the saturday before Christmas we had a CODE SAVE!!. for those not familier with the term this means we brought a dead person back to life!!!!!!!!! We had her sitting up in her driveway in the snow NOT believing she had a heart attack, and that we just shocked her back to life!!!!!!!!!!. This friends and neighbors is extremly rare!!!!!!!! yes after a few shocks, a grand worth of drugs and cpr we have woke them up but..........when that happens its a slow pulse barely breathing unconcious get their ass to the hospital alive not sitting up in the driveway saying "what theF&^K". So the best christmas present you can give? people give them back their family member for christmas..........

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Happy New Year
happy new year everyone
I"M bored
New Year
HAPPY NEW YEAR !!!!!! I hope everybody had a happy new years eve. Good Lick to all in the coming year!!
what's for lunch
I'm going to be deleting my fubar... cause I honestly don't want to deal with it anymore... Its just people that I chat with... that I wish I could meet in real life... and it will never be... its a downer. =0[
A Real Boyfriend
Don't care if you have a boyfriend or girlfriend right now.... I dont care if you are a guy or a woman or Michael Jackson.....just read this, it will make a difference..... When she stares at your mouth [ Kiss her ] When she pushes you or hits you like a dumb ass cuz she thinks shes stronger than you [ Grab her and dont let go ] When she starts cursing at you tryin to act all tuff [ Kiss her and tell her you love her ] When she's quiet [ Ask her whats wrong ] When she ignores you [ Give her your attention ] When she pulls away [ Pull her back ] When you see her at her worst [ Tell her she's beautiful ] When you see her start crying [Just hold her and dont say a word ] When you see her walking [ Sneak up and hug her waist from behind ] When she's scared [ Protect her ] When she steals your favorite hoody [ Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night] When she teases you [ Tease her back and m
goodbye to all my fubar of luck to you all in 2008
So Just because I can I quit my job today!! I wonder how bad they want to keep me....... I hate Ford!! I'm a chevy girl all the way!! LOL I think its funny I love having the freedom to just say screw you........ Just had to say it!!
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Joliebean's Special Rants
Nobody Ever Reads Blogs..........
i know nobody will ever read this.....this is a test so i can decde weither it will be a safe place to write my truth...........
Light On !!
Drunk Again With No Friends
i was just sitting here getting drunk on Captain Morgan, and realized that more than half of the people on my so called "friends list" weren't my friends at all. they just added me so they would get points. it's all about winning some prize i guess. everytime i would send a message or shout or gift to some of the people on my friends list i would get no response at all, even when i could see they were logged in. this really pisses me off. so to all of the ones who never replied have been those who have been "friendly" you have been spared from the chopping block. this is a warning. i will not help anyone level up anymore unless they are my friends. so don't even bother adding me to your friends list if you won't even talk to me.
Don't Read If You Believe In God
This song is with my music if you would like to hear it... Dear God, I Hope you got the letter and I pray that you can make it better down here. I don't mean a big reduction in the price of beer. But all the people that you made in your image, See them starving on their feet 'Cause they don't get enough to eat From God. I Can't believe in you. Dear God, Sorry to disturb you but, I feel that I should be heard loud and clear. We all need a big reduction in amounts of tears. But all the people that you made in your image, See them fighting in the street 'Cause they can't make opinions meet About God. Can't believe in you. Did you make disease And the diamond blue? Did you make mankind After we made you? And the Devil too... Dear God, Don't know if you've noticed but Your name is on a lot of quotes in this Book. Us crazy humans wrote it; you should take a look. And all the people that you made in your image Still believin' that junk is true. Well, I k
Little pieces put together a mosaic of memories, tiny bits that make it whole, like a cracked window, through which people see. A tired broken heart, of jagged glass that lie, in sparkling pieces on the ground, and with trembling hands, I cradle them with woeful sighs. the delicate pieces of my love, the shining joy of my adolescence, reflections of my sorrows, and melancholy everlasting, as I hold my shattered innocence. I've lost some pieces over time, some I've tossed away, others cut my hand without mercy, and with my tears mixing in the wounds, I put those back where they lay. The shards on which I hold dear, I put upon the injured wall, pin them up fragment by shred, to once again find myself whole, praying my heart will not fall. Like petite uncut gems, my heart seems torn and hollow, but the pieces that remain, left on the floor where I fear to walk, a path most fear to follow. You walk in them without doubt, you glimmer with a smile,
New Tattoo
Im getting my second Tattoo this weekend hopefully. Iam getting a Irish Celtic Knot on my right forarm. Ill put a pic of the tattoo of what im getting and then when i get the real thing ill put a pic of it on as well. -IrishSatanicRebel
HALLIRAY SEEM TO THINKS THAT CRYING WILL GET HER ELLECTED TO BE PRESIDENT . LET US NOT BE FOOL PEOPLES DO WE WANT THE SAME OLD POLICES THAT WE HAVE BEEN SEEING THE LAST 12 OR MORE YEAR NO IT'S TIME FOR CHANGES THAT MEAN NO CLINTONS AND NO BUSHS IN THE WHITEHOUSE > BE SURE TO READ IT ALL!!! > > If Hillary wins in 2008 and Bill is 'appointed' to fill her Senate > > seat and either live to retire 'they' (together or alone) would get > > two US Presidential retirement checks, two US Senate retirement > > checks, and a retirement check from the State of Arkansas . > > About the only thing they MIGHT NOT get is a Social Security > > check....but I wouldn't bet on it.... > > I understand ole Bill has earned $40,000,000 in the past six years. > > What a guy! > > AND THE REST OF THE STORY... Hilarious Rotten Clinton, as a New York State > Senator, now comes under the 'Congressional Retirement and Staffing Plan,' > which means that even if she never gets reelected,
Pen Pals...
Ok, so for those of you old enough to remember Pen and paper; you may remember the day when you would write a letter, to a friend, a family member or if so inclined a friend from far, far, away. The Pen Pal! Remember grade school, I think like, 4th grade when the teacher would come in and say today we are going to pick a pen pal from whatever country.... the two of you would right a couple of times or more and exchange information... It was a way for you to learn to write the english language and the pen pal to learn to read and write in english. It was so much fun! You felt so special. My first pen pal was from Greece, he was very nice and we wrote to each other several times. you would get so excited when you would receive the letter and know it was something special from across the world... some pen pals for some were from just across state lines or just different cultures right in your own community... Pen pals were people just different from you that you loved to hear from that
"why Doesn't Semen Taste Sweet?"
Why doesn't semen taste sweet? Body: This supposedly happened at Harvard University in October of last year. In a biology class, the Prof. was discussing the high glucose levels found in semen. A young female (freshman) raised her hand and asked "If I understand, you're saying there is a lot of glucose, as in sugar in male semen?" "That's correct", responded the Prof., going on to add statistical info. Raising her hand again, the girl asked, "Then why doesn't it taste sweet?". After a stunned silence, the whole class burst out laughing, the poor girl's face turned bright red, and as she realised exactly what she had inadvertently said (or rather implied), she picked up her books without a word and walked out of class.... and never returned. However, as she was going out the door, the Prof.'s reply was classic... Totally straight-faced he answered her question, "It doesn't taste sweet because the taste-buds for sweetness are on the tip of your tongue and not the back of your t
Stoned Kings On Itunes!
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Hey All
I'm sure that not alot of you will really care, but I'm goin to be deleting my fubar account! The reason for this is because I don't have alot of time to check to see if no one left me a message or whatever! So as of monday Jan. 13th. my account will be deleted! For those who care, let me know and I'll let you know how you can stay in contact with me!
Brave warriors in suits of armor yellow and black, Answering a call for help without question they go on the attack. Mounting their powerful steeds of gleaming gold and red, Of their fears and worries nothing is said. They race to the battle, an unforgiving demon to slay, Until the task is complete not one will stray. Working to exhaustion as their chest's pound, Into the lair of the beast, insane as it may sound. To snatch a person from death is the goal and greatest reward, It's what all the preparation and self sacrifice is geared toward. They love their country and all their neighbors the same, It's a vocation that provides little financial profit or gain. Their mission is simple the American dream to defend, A life to save, a home to protect, to this they will tend. JDK
I Am Out Of Here For Good
I am out of here and it has been fun but I need to go now because i am moving to alaska 2 be with my new girlfriend and her man! I will miss u all and it was nice knowing the ones in my friends list! Always, JUST ME
Ok here we go people....I am starting a trend here on Wednesday you are required to show all of your friends and family your tits We are going to call this Whipum out Wednesday (WOW) it doesn't matter if your a girl or guy everyone should spread the love and do this...Help me get this started people...
Bsing Around
Big Boobs are as American as Apple Pie!
The Truth About Rubin "hurricane" Carter
Things Happen For a Reason Sometimes we sit and wonder why in the world things happen but they happen for a reason. Maybe it's to open our eyes to see what's going on right in front of us or what might happen in the future. We never know from day to day how things will turn out but we should always hope for the best. No matter who you are mad at never leave that person without letting them know you care. For the simple reason they may not be here tomorrow or next week. We never know who will be next. I regret things that I say sometimes but I try to make things right by telling them I'm Sorry. I lost a brother it will be a year July 26th. I hadn't talked to him or seen him for 5 years and I regret every minute of everyday for not staying in contact with him but when I talked to my dad I would always ask him if he had talked to him and tell him I said hello or something. It happened for a reason. I miss him dearly but I will see him again in a matter of time. I'm not sure why but I t
Black Eyes People with black eyes spend the shortest time in relationships except for the one with their current addiction. They always fall in love with anything that has two legs, a pulse.They are great kissers----until they vomit all over you.. If you dont repost this and you have black eyes you will either spend the night in jail, or wake up next to some weird guy you've never seen before within the next 2 days. ___________________________________________________________ Blue Eyes People with blue eyes last the longest in relationships. They are kind, pretty or handsome, very good kissers and are really hot. They always fall in love with their closest friends and never understand why. They are very funny, outgoing and don't care what people think or say. They love to party.They are very satisfying and love to please. Are straight up WARRIORS when they need to be.They are bad to the bone. If you repost this and you have blue eyes you will have the best kiss sometime in the next
ok i've decided to delete this account. i am never on it maybe once a month if that. I am on my other profile every day..please feel free to add me. i will be deleting this at the end of the week Baby-Gurl *FU wife to Cuppycake* ~FU- Bombers Family Manager , recruiter/promotor~@ fubar
So today was a fairly crappy one. Work was painfully boring and uneventful and left us with more than ample time to discuss all of our wonderful relationship woes. The one thing that seems to bother me most about women is the 'Bad Boy Syndrome.' How does an intellegent woman consciously decide that the best option for them is a guy who talks down to them, takes from them, treats them like a piece shit and sugar coats it with 'I love you's.' You give up your friends, freedoms, dreams and personal safety because he's got something special that you just can't quite put your finger on. Newsflash ladies, its his asshole, it's what he does all his talking through. You cry and complain about how horribly he treats you and lean on the nice guys shoulder. Ever consider that if you dated the nice guy instead of the bad boy that you wouldn't need a shoulder to cry on because you'd be able to see your friends when you wanted, your dreams would be supported and when he says I love you its fol
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Water Effect
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if your going block me then don't come to my page alright I"M not a blocker alright yea i don't get the blocking thing so yea (:
My Writing
To You... I am still amazed that I have you. It's still hard to understand how you chose me. How after just one short conversation you knew I was meant for you. Now I know the truth of your conviction. I've never been with someone who suited me so perfectly. You seduced me with your words and strong spirit, and you've kept me with your tender heart. I am so happy. A part of you has become part of me and that is enough. You might laugh when I say this, but I dream about you every night; probably because I can't be with you often enough. However, when I am awake, I know that you are the furthest thing from a dream. Sometimes I imagine that you are built from sold rock; a moving statue and an indestructible human being, because I feel so safe with you and because I know I am so safe in your arms. You absolutely contain yourself and then again much more than yourself. Your confidence is consuming and your perspective is huge. I want you to know how much you’ve opene
Startin Out
its 9:30pm 1-23-07 i am currently living in Columbus, with my friend BLEU, what up sexy? im pretty new to all this shit, so sorry if this "blog" sucks. im originally from the 330. i love smoking weed, as i am right now. well im high and dont really know what im doin here, so holla back or some shit PEACE *Dave*
I'm Starting To Get Up And Running... Finally!
This Song Gets To Me
I'm Back!
hi everyone!! i just got my interent back if you wanna chat let me know. huh? thankx for the comments. i missed all of you hope that everything is all good. ttys
Sadie Says
ok, so people here are primarily interested in showing up on a person's page and saying oh hi.. and rate, fan, me blah me and yada yada me such crapola... what kind of site is this? is this a video game or a social enviroment? fan me rate me? yeah hello to you too
Gettin There Again
I was once on here and got deleted but need help leveling up I ma getting there once again
Why do people get cyber married? Tell me what you think? ;
Smoken An Apple
THIS HOW U MAKE APPLE BONG 1. If you feel like eating the apple afterwards you might want to take the ink well out of the pen, otherwise, on the top of the apple, jam the pen in at a slight angle about halfway through the apple. Do this next to the core rather than having to make another hole through the hardest part of the apple. 2. Poke a hole on the opposite side near the bottom or middle so that it meets up with the first hole you poked. 3. Using the same technique an inch or a little more from the top hole, jam a third hole that will meet up with your existing chamber system. This "carb" can be essentially anywhere on the apple, but you'll want it to be convienient to cover with a finger while you're lighting your tobacco. 4. Carve out a bowl on the top of the apple where the first hole was drilled. Make it big enough to hold the material you want to smoke. This can be done by "eating" it essentially. The best way is to carefully gnaw away with one of your sharp t
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Super Bowl
Gang Rape Ok With Bush
"The gang rape is the result of the Bush administration's total lack of oversight of private contractors in Iraq. At the same time, the Justice Department has been turned into a political wing of the White House and the case of Jamie Leigh Jones is a glaring example of what happens when our system of law is usurped by politics. The rule of law crumbles as it caters to political interests. This is the sort of case that can explode and shine a light on the entire system." Last month a woman came forward to reveal she had been gang raped while working for Halliburton/KBR in Iraq. I cannot fathom the strength it would take to tell the nation you were gang raped by fellow employees of a company working under a government contract. Jamie Leigh Jones, now 22, says that after she was raped by multiple men at a KBR camp in the Green Zone, the company put her under guard in a shipping container with a bed and warned her that if she left Iraq for medical treatment, she'd be o
So i really hate todays society. People in todays world have this Idea that everyone has to be perfect. That because they did it when they were younger that we are supposed to do the same. Well i say FUCK THAT BULLSHIT. I am Blake and only Blake. If you biked to work when u were a kid knowing that you have a car or someone to take you then heres your fucking sign. I'm not about to bike to work! I hate the fact that a majority of adults say that younger kids like myself don't know what we are talking about because we are young. You know what...FUCK THAT BULLSHIT! I have lived on the streets, Shelters, back seats of cars. I mean i have lived the hard life. Waking up not knowing if we were going to be evicted or not. Or if my mom was going to meet someone new and we would have to move again. Ive been to jail. I mean i have turned my life around. And for someone to say that i havent gone though anything is BULLSHIT. What they experienced and what i experienced is two diffrent things. So pl
Babies Die In The Cold
MY HUBBY KNOWS THIS FAMILY Freezing deaths show reserve in disarray By Tim Cook, THE CANADIAN PRESS Aunt Sheila Pauchay shows a family picture of Christopher Pauchay, left to right, Santana Pauchay, Tracey Jimmy and Kaydance Paunchay. THE CANADIAN PRESS/Troy Fleece Investigators make horrific find REGINA - The freezing deaths of two young girls has shone a harsh light on a "bankrupt" Saskatchewan reserve with a litany of social problems and a leadership at war with itself. "I think we are going to need some help," Chief Robert Whitehead of the Yellow Quill First Nation said in a telephone interview Thursday. "The situation we are in, it's a sad situation." As police continued to investigate the deaths of three-year-old Kaydance Pauchay and her one-year-old sister Santana in a snowy field early Tuesday morning, politicians, the community and its leaders were looking at the problems behind the tragedy. The need for action was a common thread - what to do
New Area New Place
So yah I moved from Deer Park and now I am in Baytown which I really call Butt town! Girls here wow like to show ass! Anyhow I am liking where I am at just looking for some friends so hit me up!
I Need Advice!!!
Trish's Thoughts
I long for the touch of a man from within The gentle caresses, the lingering kisses The stares from eye to eye as he touches my hair The way he holds my face The way he gently runs his lips down my neck Firm steady pressure upon my warm skin Seeking my soul, trying to get in My body seeks pleasure as skin touches skin As your body lowers, mine rises from within The touch of our hair, the touch of our skin Seeks to find pleasure from without and within Warm to the touch, hot to behold Forgive me for being so bold As I search for another, day after day There must be one other, I continually pray That touches my psyche, as deep as the sky Yet again and again I fail, as I cry I cry silent tears, no one ever knows Where my head wanders, where my heart goes The glistening glow of an ember inside Makes me too vulnerable, from others it must hide My body is yearning for skin upon skin My heart is pounding, blood rushing in To keep
Just Another Woman Bitching
Ever Wonder What Idiots Look Like?
Claymore's Contest
WRATH Wrath (or anger) may be described as inordinate and uncontrolled feelings of hatred and anger. These feelings can manifest as vehement denial of the truth, both to others and in the form of self-denial, impatience with the procedure of law, and the desire to seek revenge outside of the workings of the justice system (such as engaging in vigilantism) and generally wishing to do evil or harm to others. The transgressions borne of vengeance are among the most serious, including murder, assault, and in extreme cases, genocide. (See Crimes against humanity.) Wrath is the only sin not necessarily associated with selfishness or self interest (although one can of course be wrathful for selfish reasons, such as jealousy). Dante described vengeance as "love of justice perverted to revenge and spite". Bi Rebel Gypsy¢¾Southern Sex Symbol Member...Wrath of the Se7en Sins@ fubar
ENVY Like greed, envy is characterized by an insatiable desire; they differ, however, for two main reasons. First, greed is largely associated with material goods, whereas envy may apply more generally. Second, those who commit the sin of envy desire something that someone else has which they perceive themselves as lacking. Dante defined this as "love of one's own good perverted to a desire to deprive other men of theirs." Dante's concept of envy is roughly equivalent to the meaning of the German word "schadenfreude," or to delight in the misfortune of others. In Dante's Purgatory, the punishment for the envious is to have their eyes sewn shut with wire, because they have gained sinful pleasure from seeing others brought low. Thomas Aquinas described Envy as "sorrow for another's good". "PRINCESS" (Maxima of the JLM)(Southern Sex Symbols Leader)(ENVY of the Se7en Sins@ fubar
LUST Lust (or lechery) is usually thought of as involving obsessive or excessive thoughts or desires of a sexual nature. Unfulfilled lusts sometimes lead to sexual or sociological compulsions and/or transgressions including (but obviously not limited to) sexual addiction, adultery, bestiality, and rape. Dante's criterion was "excessive love of others," which therefore rendered love and devotion to God as secondary. In Purgatorio, the penitent walks within flames to purge himself of lustful/sexual thoughts and feelings. ManlyMans Sex Slave(member of the Southern Sex Symbols)(Lust of The Se7en Sins)@ fubar
PRIDE In almost every list pride (or vanity) is considered the original and most serious of the seven deadly sins, and indeed the ultimate source from which the others arise. It is identified as a desire to be more important or attractive than others, failing to give compliments to others though they may be deserving of them, and excessive love of self (especially holding self out of proper position toward God). Dante's definition was "love of self perverted to hatred and contempt for one's neighbor." In Jacob Bidermann's medieval miracle play, Cenodoxus, Pride is the deadliest of all the sins and leads directly to the damnation of the famed Doctor of Paris, Cenodoxus. In perhaps the most famous example, the story of Lucifer, Pride was what caused his Fall from Heaven, and his resultant transformation into Satan. Vanity and Narcissism are prime examples of this Sin. In the Divine Comedy, the penitent were forced to walk with stone slabs bearing down on their backs in order to induce f
Ex Is Stalking Me
wtf is up withn my crazy asshole ex. he thinks he can bully me into letting him see the baby we had together anytime he wants. i dont want him around cuz he disrespects me and treats me like its my fault he wigged out. he was in the loony bin and crashed his truck into a police cruiser while he was drunk. is it my fault he did that? fuck no. he was weird like that while i dated him. i got sick of him not helping me with the baby and making me spend all my money while he saved his. he was an idiot. anyhow he calls 10 times aday sometimes yelling at me and thinking ill give in but im not. he wants to see the baby but i dont him to cuz im afraid he'll take her away and wont bring her back. im also afraid he'll hurt her to gret back me. im being dead serious. i feel like he's gonna hurt me bad to get back me for leaving him. im not sorry i did. he a;so shows up at my mom's apt all the time wants to go through my stuff to see what dirt he can dig up on me. he also foll
Story Time For Adults
I was eager with anticipation as I drove down the dark Durham streets. Today is Holly's 27th birthday, and I knew exactly what she wanted to do to celebrate it. I glanced over my shoulder just to make certain the bottle of wine was still chilling on ice and not all over my seats. Satisfied, I continued driving, thinking about the upcoming evening events. Pulling in to her drive, I could already see the candles flickering through the blinds. A small smile formed on my lips as I grabbed the bottle of wine and two wine glasses. Then I made my way to her front door, knocking lightly. She was there to greet me right away, a twinkle in her eye as she nervously played with her tongue ring. We had met a few times before this, once in a public place and once at my house. However, we had not had the chance to fully explore one another like we wanted to, and tonight would be a special night. I pulled her into my arms as soon as I walked through her front door. It was a warm embrace, he
States Rights
Medical marijuana in San Francisco may be going up in smoke. In late December, the U.S. Drug Enforcement Administration sent letters to landlords of buildings that housed medical cannabis dispensaries in the city, telling them they face the loss of their property and possibly prison if the businesses stay open. Now, less than two months later, seven of the city's 28 dispensaries have closed or are on the verge of closing, according to medical marijuana supporters and activists. They fear more will follow. "It's like a dagger in the heart," said Wayne Justmann, a medical marijuana advocate. "We're barely holding on right now." Dispensary owners are being guarded about the closures, as they are fearful that speaking publicly will draw attention to their individual businesses and put them at greater risk. So far, the Mason Street Dispensary in the Tenderloin district has closed completely. One of the city's older dispensaries, 194 Church St. - which last year city superviso
Dirty Joke : Mommy’s Black Sponge
Little Johnny sees his mother walk out of the shower and sees her vagina. He asks her what it is and she embarassed replies, "Oh, that's mommy's black sponge." A few days later, Johnny spills a glass of milk on the floor and says, "Mommy, I need your black sponge to mop up the milk!" She replies, "I lost it, honey." A couple of days later, he comes running up to her and says, "Mommy, I found your black sponge!" Mystified, she says, "Where, honey?" Little Johnny says, "It's over at Mrs. Johnson's house, and Daddy's washing his face in it!"
Dirty Joke: Premature Ejaculation
A man was having problems with premature ejaculation. This was affecting marital relations with his wife so he decided to go to the doctor. He asked the doctor what could he do to cure his problem. In response the doctor said, "When you feel the urge to ejaculate, try startling yourself". One the way home the man went to a sports store and bought himself a starter pistol. All excited to try out this suggestion he runs home to his wife. When he gets home he is surprised and delighted to find his wife in bed, already naked. He's so horney and keen to try out his new 'system' that he doesn't think twice and leaps on board. After a few minutes 'slap and tickle', they find themselves in the '69' position. Sure enough, only moments later the man feels the sudden urge to come. Following doctor's orders, he grabs the starter pistol off the bedside table and fires it. The next day, the man went back to the doctor. The doctor asked, "How did it go?" The man answered, "Just great,
The Raven
Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered, weak and weary, Over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten lore— While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a tapping, As of some one gently rapping, rapping at my chamber door. “’Tis some visitor,” I muttered, “tapping at my chamber door— Only this and nothing more.” Ah, distinctly I remember it was in the bleak December; And each separate dying ember wrought its ghost upon the floor. Eagerly I wished the morrow;—vainly I had sought to borrow From my books surcease of sorrow—sorrow for the lost Lenore— For the rare and radiant maiden whom the angels name Lenore— Nameless here for evermore. And the silken, sad, uncertain rustling of each purple curtain Thrilled me—filled me with fantastic terrors never felt before; So that now, to still the beating of my heart, I stood repeating “’Tis some visitor entreating entrance at my chamber door— Some late visitor entreating entrance at my chamber door; This
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Fishing For The Worlds Finest Snapper Can Do It!
Squirting...You Can Do It! In most of my stories I mention how the women cum so hard it shoots out of their pussies. Not unlike a guy shooting ropes. It is all in the technique, and you can get there too. Whether you are a man who wants to see his lady just soak the hell out of the sheets or you're a woman who would like to experience total indescribable bliss. Then you should read on. A long time ago when the wife and I first started dating, almost fourteen years, we were like any other couple just starting a relationship. We would fuck our brains out every chance we got! The kitchen, the bedroom, the living room it didn't really matter what room or what place, if we got a moment we took it. We thought our sex life was spectacular. Heck one night I remember ejaculating more than seven times. I couldn't begin to tell you how many she had. We loved it all; oral, different positions, tie up games, fun with food, and even ventured into the swinging scene. We would read erotic novels
My New Life
Well I just moved to washington state to be with my wife wife about a month ago. It's been pretty decent . I found a job and and things are starting to get together... hopefully I'll be where I need to be in 6 months...
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Water Effect
i make water effect picture if you want one let me know 1 pick the picture 2 tell me which folder and what the picture is
Happy Hump Day
happy hump day everyone
Happy Valentines Day!
ok, I am alone this valentines day, but now I know what it feels like cause I've had someone alost every valentines day predating this one. But I've already gotton valentines day gifts from people so I'm straight, lmao. well hope everyone else's valentines day is great too
Happy Valentine's Day
happy Valentine's Day everyone
For All My Brothers And Me
>You stay up for 16 hours.He stays up for days on end.You take a warm shower to help you wake up.He goes days or weeks without running water.You complain of a "headache", and call in sick.He gets shot at as others are hit, and keeps moving forward.You put on your anti war/don't support the troops shirt, and go meet up with your friends.He still fights for your right to wear that shirt.You talk trash about your "buddies" that aren't with you.He knows he may not see some of his buddies again.You walk down the beach, staring at all the pretty girls.He patrols the streets, searching for insurgents and terrorists...You complain about how hot it is.He wears his heavy gear, not daring to take off his helmet to wipe his brow.You go out to lunch, and complain because the restaurant got your order wrong.He doesn't get to eat today.Your maid makes your bed and washes your clothes. He wears the same things for weeks, but makes sure his weapons are clean.You go to the mall and get your hair redone.
Much Ado About Jack-squat...
That there was a blog section here...Sometimes I hate being a newb. Anyway, expect random rants about useless nothings from time to time. Out of the millions of people on the planet, I'm sure one or two actually read mine. Thanks. :-)
Sometimes It Hurts
Dont know how this would sound as a song. Wrote it as a poem. But then the music and rythm started playing in my head and am now looking for someone to help make it a Yeah, based on real, and recent events. The person this is pointed to knows what I mean by the pictures comming down. Your pictures came down today I took your pictures from the wall I didn’t know that we would fall When the heart ache came to me I just could clearly see There was no reason to have had them there We were in a bad way from the start. Another man held your heart I fought the best I could and I knew that I would lose right from the start But I fought any how, I gave it my best, I held you to my chest and still it wasn’t good enough One day you disappeared on me. You said you couldn’t see the forest from the trees I told you from the start that I would never leave you cold but then I was the one that was left alone Your pictures came down today And I looked to the sky
To The One I Loved
Green Day "Platypus (I Hate You)" Your rise and fall Back up against the wall What goes around is coming back and haunting you It's time to quit Cause you ain't worth the shit Under my shoes or the piss on the ground No one loves you and you know it Don't pretend that you enjoy it or you don't care Cause now I wouldn't lie or tell you all the things you want to hear. Cause I hate you Cause I hate you Cause I hate you Cause I hate you I heard you're sick Sucked on that cancer stick A throbbing tumor and a radiation high Shit out of luck And now your time is up It brings me pleasure just to know you're going to die Dickhead, Fuckface, cock smoking, mother fucking, asshole, dirty twat, waste of semen, I hope you die HEY Red eye, code blue I'd like to strangle you And watch your eyes bulge right out of your skull When you go down Head first into the ground I'll stand above you just to piss on your grave
Great Festival
Fallin In Love With A Younger Guy
im like so horny rite now it aint funny. i miss talking to my friend from missouri over the phone. the phone sex we have is so good it makes me want him more. i need a good fuck. aint had any sex since november getting tired of being alone. anyhow getting back to him. i just like him so much but cannot imagine if he's feeling what im feeling. it mite be a game to play over the phone.
it is better to have loved then not loved at all.ask and u shall recive.seel and ye shaal find.i thunk therefore i am.
My Life
to find happines with n have a life with the man i been miss-n n want-n so bad u know who u r u dogged me out but i still got mad love 4 u come to my house give me a second chance......
The Point Hounds
This is something that burns my ass. I'm sick of finding those fishing rates on My Bar Tab where I go check the person out and trying to be nice I return the love. Then I get the photo rate, so once again I return the favor. On it goes to the rate then finally comes some message about fanning and adding. This once again I wouldn't mind ,but it always turns out fruitless. I want friends that i can talk to. Not a bunch of dead weight motherfuckers. As my family knows, i like to get to know people and have some extensive shouts. I'm not into the cams or looking at NSFW pics all day every day. Sure it's an honor to get that privilege from those that have allowed me, but I'm not here to weasel in to get something new to tug to. I enjoy going up in levels, but not enough to waste my days and nights going on browses making pseudo friends that look pretty on my site. I contemplate dropping them every day if it weren't for the fact that even as outrageous as I appear I still have a respect for

A Lil Bit Of Me
Seven years ago today, my first grandchild was born. little did i know at the time just how much of an impact that little boy would have on my life. and now in just a few short months, i'm going to be a grandma again. i ask that this child be born healthy and safe. i'll see you soon little one !
Dirty Joke: Catholic School Girls
A train hits a bus load of Catholic school girls and they all perish. They are all in heaven trying to enter the pearly gates pass St. Peter. St. Peter asks the first girl, "Gloria, have you ever had contact with a penis?" She giggles and shyly replies, "Well I once touched with the tip of my finger..." St. Peter says, "Ok, dip the tip of your finger in the holy water and pass through the gates." St. Peter asks the next girl the same question, "Catherine, have you ever had contact with a penis?" The girl is a little reluctant but replies, "Well once I fondled and stroked one." St. Peter says "OK, dip your whole hand in the holy water and pass through the gate." All of the sudden there is a lot of commotion in the line of girls, one girl is pushing her way to the front of the line. When she reaches the front of the line St. Peter says, "Lisa! What seems to be the rush?" The girl replies, "Well, If I'm going to have to gargle that Holy Water, I want to do it before Steph
Meeting Someone

Fuckin Airbags!
Mr. Right
When I first saw him, I was like ooh my that's my dream. When I met him I had to know him. When I started knowing him the more I wanted to learn about him. Sometimes I thought he was to good to be true. This man had stolen my heart, I prayed to God we would never part. He makes me want to love again, By the way he looks at me with that fire in his eyes. By the way he touches me ooh so gentle and caring. By the way he twirls his fingers through my hair. How is has made love to my mind by his conversation alone. When I looked in his eyes and saw the hurt and pain, all I wanted to do was take it away He is like no one I have ever met in my life. God broke the mole when he made him. We have a bond that will stand the test of time. He came in and broke down walls and made me see there was more to life. Finally, I know the beauty of true friendship!!

I have this thing that's bothered me for some time. i know some of you so called self proclaimed studs could care less, because all you care about is trying to nail all you can. if you hurt somebodies feeling, who cares as long as you get yours. It's funny how when you first see someone you're atracted too, you'll turn on the charm and say whatever it takes to get your point across, and when that victim falls for your bullshit and starts to trust you and you break their heart. The sad part is that you just don't hurt them, but you also hurt their chances of trusting someone else. That other person has to put up with the no trust clause because of some ass. Not to sound disrespectful to some, but there are alot of people here (male and female alike) which getting laid is the onlt thing on their minds. There are also some who are here for some good old fashion...' hi, how are you maybe we can talk and get to know each other and see what happens time'. Since more then not they've already
OK i just got done with a chick.. Upstatehotlip.. She is put there.. a game player.. and should be banned she plays with guys and there there hearts lies .. cheats.. Is Married there in NY she makes up stuff about her X bf to get attention.. Damn what is wrong with people???? she had a good man from what I can see.. she is s tpuid lying cheater
Sex Facts
Giving .........head....... massages the jaw....while burning 32 calories. Swallowing foreign body juices is actually like taking vitamins and it whitens your teeth The American Dental Association says that semen cuts plaque better than mouth wash, so suck a dick and save a smile. Having nice sex burns 358 calories. Having rough sex [make it hurt] burns 543 calories. Take off her clothes with her consent.........................12 cal without......................187 cal Take off her Bra With two hands..........................8 cal With one hand.........................12 cal With mouth.............................85 cal Put on Protection hard .......................... 6 cal soft..........................315 cal Foreplay Looking for target...................8 cal Finding G spot ......................92 cal I don't F***ing care.....................0 cal Entry Holding her..................12 cal On the floor.................8 cal With Different
My Poetry
Please create a account and rank some poetry,just if you not doing anything. I think of this poem as a love of god/goddess not solely Catholic.Enjoy,boldartist
Hello, I was introduced to this site from my friend, so I am trying new things. I hope to meet some new people.

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Friends With Benefits
Statistically speaking, unless you are a total hermit, social retard, or ugly as a bag... There's at least 1 person on your list that wants to date you or sleep with you. So..... lets play "friends w/ benefits" The rules are simple... if you want to date the person who posted this, send them a msg saying "Im yours". If you just want to sleep with them and stay friends, send them a message that says "I'd hit it". SCARED? THE TWIST IS YOU HAVE TO REPOST THIS, EVEN IF YOU'RE TAKEN & see who replies. There is at least 1 person on your hoverspot that wants to date you, and maybe more that want to sleep with you. SO... re-post this as "friends w/ benefits
If You Feel Horny Come And Play W/ Me
Children That Wont Grow Up
Work Shit
okay, so i have 2 lives. one is as a web designer, the second has to do with real estate but i'll spare you the titles, there are too many... just let me say that there are some fucking nasty - i mean nasty people in this world. i mean what you do in the privacy of your own home is up to you, but lets get real - some shit just don't need to be done! so we evict this gal the other day and go to inspect the home for damages. now this is no ordinary home. this is upscale, gated community, 5000 square footer, pool out back, pimp shit. in short, there is a completely detached guest house - bathroom, kitchen, small living room - a fucking guest house, you get my meaning, but i want you to vision this shit with me. so i go into the guest house (which i might add has some pretty nice fucking carpet), only to discover that this DIRTY TRIFLIN' BITCH had been using it for a fucking kennel! There was dog shit everywhere, I SHIT YOU NOT. she literally had several dogs and simply kept t
Well, my sister says this stuff is easy to navigate, once I get the hang of things, so I guess I'll give this blog thing a try. LOL I don't know what I'll write here - maybe I'll get brave and post some of my poetry; I honestly don't know - but I guess I'll just have to go with the flow and see what happens. I have six other blogs on another site (I have a lot of different interests, and I like to give them their own spaces), but I guess one more can't hurt. We'll see. Anyway, I'm just trying this out. That's all.
Today was the day of my Uncle Bob's funeral, A lot of family and friends were there. My uncle was very blessed with all that who loved him, and I will miss him greatly. The day started out ok, other then the fact that today was the day my uncle was to be buried. Went to the funeral home where the funeral where it was being held at and ran into my deadbeat father. My dad was drunk! I tried to make since of what he was trying to say but got lost in his rant and slur of words that he was trying to speak. I felt sorry for him really. I try to distance myself from him because I don't want to end up like him. A Drunk, A Druggy, A Loser. I can go on and on but lets move on shall we? My father and I walk up to the casket to see my uncle right before the funeral started and mumbling something but couldn't understand him. I know that my dad is taking my uncle's death hard as I know I am. But to come to your own brother's funeral drunk off your ass and stumbling, and slurring your words t
Soon To Close My Fubar Account
This Site...
is not living up to my expectations. I should give up on the interweb personals altogether.
I may never see tomorrow there's no written guarantee And things that happened yesterday belong to history. I cannot predict the future, I cannot change the past. I have just the present moments, I must treat it as my last. I must use this moment wisely for it soon will pass away, and be lost forever as part of yesterday. I must exercise compassion, help the fallen to their feet, Be a friend unto the friendless, make an empty life complete. The unkind things I do today may never be undone, And friendships that I fail to win my nevermore be won. I my not have another chance on bended knees to pray, and I thank GOD with a humble heart for giving me this DAY!!!
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For Anyone Who Doesn't Know Me Too Well
Hi people. For those of you who don't know me too well, this is to enlighten ya on the type of person I am. I would like to make friends here and if I offend, I'd rather you told me about it instead of going to someone else telling them about it. That is one of my pet peeves --- people talking behind my back, whether it's good or not. If you have something to say about me, please tell ME, not the person next to you or one of your friends or whoever. Another pet peeve I have is people who think that they're better than everyone else. Those are the ones who "turn up their noses" at you because you don't dress, act, or look like them. Hey, everyone is an individual. Nowhere is it written in stone that everyone has to be like someone else. No two people are the same. If everyone was the same, this world would be one boring place to be. If you have any comments or thoughts on this, feel free to do so. I also wanted to thank those of you who welcomed me here at Fubar
I'm Beautiful! Is It Neutralization Or What?
Is it Neutralization or what? I am not a Muslim. I am a Christain!!! My mind isn't going to go bad just because somebody name calls me ugly. Cause I know that this isn't true. 0 Comments | 0 PropsGive Props
My Slogan Is!!
My slogan is, If you can not control the world. Then you just can not control the world. Dominion and all power belongs to God. Who made everything and all of the elements. Too.
I Already Done Seen It!!
I already seen the problem how it isn't how I am not a virgin. It isn't how I am not a virgin or if I am a virgin. I already seen the problem how nobody should, could or will care if I am not a virgin. Or if I am a virgin. If I go back and practice homosexuality. Nobody will or should care if I am still a virgin. But I am not lying. I am not a virgin. But nothing really matters at all if I am still a virgin. Cause I already seen the problem how no one should care if I am still a virgin if I date and have sex with big and little men. Why is anyone not trying to find out if I am not a virgin or if I am still a virgin. This is something else no one ever did in the 90's. But you can not correct the wicked. So. I already seen the problem how no one should care if I am still a virgin. Ha,ha,ha...
I don't like to be called out as a wrong Label. Either. Gay can also mean happy. Too. I mean I'm happy and gay-happy.
Ridicule Me!
You can ridicule me all you want to. I don't care. But there was actually a time in my life. When I didn't get ridiculed. And I just enjoyed myself the whole time. But I am back now to getting ridiculed all over again. That's life. Though.
Rd. Leviticus 18
You can not have sex with anyone in your family. I never did this. And never will.
Everyone Won't Go To Heaven! I'll Take The Narrow Gate! Though!
Rd. Matthew 7:21-23 and Matthew 7:13,14
No Need!
I am not a cry baby. There isn't any need to fake like I am sensitive and fragile. when I am not sensitive. At All. I am not a child. I am 32 yrs. old. So I can go and have the military on things. also. When you're on the boat you're thinking about your mother, father, children and wife(woman). I am not a cry baby. No one should be faking like I am sensitive off of things that I am not sensitive about. These ugly north carolina people are extremely jealous of me and they are way too in my business. I don't like these ugly & country people on my mother side of the family( Steven Oliver, Garvey Presley, III., Johnathan Oliver, Nicholas Bullock, Cynane Robinson Murphy, Emma Deborah Oliver, William Henry Oliver, Henny Oliver, Lillian Presley, Tomika Presley, Melody Presley, Beverly Presley). They are all coming from Durham, N.C. and never learned or lived anywhere else. These people aren't my mother or father. And I am in my 30's and I am an old adult. Everybody can't just steal my informa
I Got The Military!!!
I am not a cry baby. I am not emotional. Either. These people keep on acting and faking like I am sensitive and I am not sensitive at all. Nobody acts like this with B.B. King. I have a Harmonica to play. Also. When all of the branches of the military think about their mother, father, sister or brother, wife(woman) and children. And nobody else. Hopefully. The Steven Oliver and Garvey Presley, III. ugly people aren't my brother. And I hate my brother and I hate them. Too. And I can hate whomever I want to hate. And I can hate any man that I want to hate. Nobody is acting terrible to me off of my mother, father or big nose grandmother. Nobody ever acted terrible off of my mother, father or big nose grandmother or off of The Lord. Either. Those people aren't my Father or Brother or The Lord. Put God First. And Honor your Mother and Father. Nobody ever acted this terrible to me after my big nose grandmother death and when she was living. Nobody is ever acting this terrible off of The Lord
The Desert Storm And Vietnam Veterans! What They Didn't Do!!
And these people on my mother side of the family are the devil. They have to be. Anybody who is encouraging the wicked. And the Desert Storm and Vietnam Veterans didn't know how to bother anyone with gay things including myself and act this very gay in public when I lived in Hampton, Va. and Newport News, Va. during the yrs. of 1994-1997 and when I lived the first time of Pgh. Pa. from 1997-1998 and when I lived in Detroit, Michigan from 1998-2003. they didn't bother anyone this badly off of gay things as these N.C. people are doing it. II Corinthians 11:19,20-33
A Man Doesn't Cry!
A Man doesn't cry. And a man isn't shy. Again. A Man doesn't cry. And a Man isn't shy. either. It is in Genesis that the Lord told Adam that he will work very hard for his food. Thorns, weeds & Thistles will come forth out of the ground. In Job The Lord told Job Be strong like a man. and Humble means to make yourself lowly not softly. Either. For the race is not given to the swift, neither to the strong. But for the one that endureth the word. This just means it doesn't matter how strong or how fast you are in the journey. It matters about how much word you acquire in you. And how much word you take in and believe in and act upon it. I have never seen the righteous forsaken. Neither his seed begging bread. What I get out of this scripture is: If you are righteous then you will never be forsaken and your children(seed) will not beg for bread. Either.
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I'm Beautiful But I Am Going To Be Quiet!
I am going to soon be quiet and I am not going to say a word about anything sooner or later. Soon. I am going to be quiet. Because of Proverbs 9. You can't correct the wicked.
The Lord Ain't Anything To Play Or Mess Around With!!
Rd. Matthew 12:25-37
No Ignorance! But Proverbs 9
When I look back over my life. I am 32 yrs. old. When I think about a North Carolina devil. I think something awful. I'm here to tell you. Amen. Amen. After a N.C. devil bothers the death out of you after living in N.C. for a time. When you leave N.C. you don't want to do anything terrible to anyone. When you go somewhere else. The Death Penalty Charges are too strict. I am not the only one. I lived in Hampton, Virginia before I left the South. Yeah. A N.C. devil don't know how to go through anything. This isn't funny. At all. And a North Carolina devil don't know anything but ignorance, won't listen to anybody, they don't want to correct their ignorance and they don't care how ignorant they look to people. Either. What a shame! Then a North Carolina gay person is an extremely gay country gay person that tries to run over everybody being extremely gay country acting. The Lord said to not have any gods before him. Put God first. It is problems how my mind isn't bad. I know God will open
An Apostle!
You don't have to have any degree to have any intelligence. You don't have to have any degree to be an Apostle. Either.
Earning And Gaining
Rd. Matthew 5:1-13
Rd. 2nd or II Corinthians 11:19,20-33
You Must Be Holy!
You must keep your body holy for the Lord. Which means no fornication. You must be holy. Rd. Hebrews 12:14, I Corinthians 7:34, Romans 12:1, I Corinthians 6:18-20, I Thessalonians 4:7 and Ephesians 1:4
Chasteneth And Humble Yourself!
Rd. Hebrews 12:4-19 A Bible scripture reads, Ye must humble yourself and be glad. Amen. I live by this one. too. Rd. Matthew 18:4-6
Rd. Galatians 6:3
I won't be satisfied until I see my Jesus breaking through the clouds. I rather have Jesus then silver or gold. Sometimes I get so discourage and think my work is in vain. But it isn't in vain.
I saw the Whirlwinds and whirlwind in the clouds. Also. Rd. Proverbs 10:25
What Is Doing This?
what is making you people give me that picture problem? Why aren't you bothering anybody else from her pictures? What's the matter? Why isdeal on me and no one else? Why is it always just me you after from her pictures? And I don't believe in that you dog gone right I am jealous problem. Either. I can be an extremely jealous person. Too. But I don't do it. Bother somebody else about her. That is unattractive for real. Not me. Try somebody else. Bother them just as bad as you bother me. And see what will happen. II Corinthians 11:19,20-33
Praise God!
Nobody has to praise my looks. Praise God from whom all blessings flow! Instead. The Lord is worthy of all the honor, glory and praise. Put God first. Rd. II Corinthians 11:19,20-33
Domestic Violence
There are too many women suffering, who suffered from and who are victims of Domestic Violence. What a Shame!!
What This Is Called Happening To Me In The Country Of North Carolina!!say What!!
It is called stay black and die without even an unattractive girlfriend. What is this? I never had anything happen to me like this before. This never happened to me in the 90's. Either. It is all the way down like this. This is something else that the Vietnam and Desert Storm Veterans haven't ever did to me before. Either. I am 32 yrs. old.
A Way Of Doing Things!
Those people can't know how to do this homosexuality stuff moderately or low key. And I am not jealous. Either. Anatomy & Physiology -when a muscle is damage it can't be repaired.
I Don't Care
I don't care that I can't get that good southern hospitality from these North Carolina people. Most of them are old time southern ghetto project people. You just can't carpetbag anyone with North Carolina people.
The Privacy Act- No Camera
There can't be a camera on me 24 hrs. a day 7 days a week and everywhere that I go to. The Privacy Act. I have some Privacy. Where is my privacy at? No one really can see what I am doing 24 hrs. a day. This is not right. Psalm 139. It is also in Genesis that Adam and Eve sewed fig leaves together to cover up their nakedness. They were ashamed. II Corinthians 11:19,20-33
I want to drive the city bus.
I had the white women chances and some of the black women chances. Too. When I lived in Detroit, Michigan and Hampton, Virginia and the 1st time of living in Pgh., Pa. Why did anyone put a gun in an ugly Durham, N.C. and North Carolina country mean people hands? Then these North Carolina country people did something no one else ever did before. They act like I can't date anyone unattractive. What is this? This is something that didn't happen in the 90's.
Too Many People Are Dying And Are Getting Killed.-sad
There are too many people get killed and dying more than ever. Everywhere. Everyday. But I just have to live by the scripture, In the last and evil days, 2 people will be working in the field one will be taken and the other one will be left. In the last and evil days, it will be more tolerable than Sodom and Gomorah, Proverbs 9 & Pslam 139. And I am very proud of my cleverness and intelligence.
Back To Work
well, this week I've finally started going back to work. yeah its a lame job, working a Quizno's but its all I needed. A chance to get out from the house, and be social. Even if that means waiting on people. Being an army wife, and playing that role of the "stay at home do nothing" wife, this gives me a chance to be social. It was good working again, and so far the job seems to work well for me....BUT the best part is I'll be interviewing for an even better job tomorrow as a Vet Tech.
We are looking for maybe some fun not this weekend, but the next. I am ready to get a little wild, ya know. Any good places around here?
Ty For The Memories
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Pick-up Lines Mumm Is Nsfw?
Ok - I don't get it. I didn't see anything offensive or NSFW in my MUMM. I asked if pick-up lines work. There were a lot of votes and responses. Seemed like a lot of people had some witty things to say. Then I get a message telling my that my MUMM has been deleted because it violated the TOS by either being NSFW or offensive. What the heck? Why would the fu-ministration delete the whole thing instead of the comments they may have found offensive? What a bunch of douche-baggery!! I see more offensive things on people's profile than anything posted on the MUMM. Look at some of the comments on people's profiles - showing people fucking on "Happy HumpDay", and women getting their pussy eaten on "Thirsty Thursday", yet I ask a question and some a-hole decides it is NSFW. Dumb-asses! You want NSFW? Go here or or THOSE are NSFW.
Oh Yeah
whats with all these skanks from 2nd alarm hotties dropping like flies all of a sudden? i hear cause of to much drama. and they say they dont have any. IMAO. it's bout time these twats are finally falling apart. i fucking love it.
How I Feel
What This Site Was For...
This is my one and only blog for this website. I really don't know how to move in it but I did find blogs and as most know I love to write blogs. I don't really have any friends on here and the only reason we are even on this website is because a long time ago we use to keep a check on my boyfriends kids. This was the only way to find out what was going on in there lives. Sad I know but that is just how it is. Now we don't use it at all. The emails go to my boyfriends email address and then he just calls me to check and see what was sent. You will see a lot of comments from his ex wife but don't mind her. She is still upset with my boyfriend. She means no harm. Its gotten better over the past year but things haven't really changed much. She lives in her world and we live in ours. We don't contact each other at all and wouldn't now if she didn't write a comment on here to send it to my bf's email. O well though thats the way it goes. My boyfriend hasn't seen or talked to h
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Just A Little Help
TAKE A LOOK, MAKE A BID!! I am hosting an auction running until Friday, March 28, and I have some awesome people already entered, still time for more to enter and join in the fun. I have listed the few rules that must be followed at all times below: (1) Entrants will provide a list of what the bid winner will receive. (2) No drama whatsoever will be tolerated. Those involved will be removed from auction immediately and blocked. (3) No cheating in will be tolerated. Again those involved will be removed from the auction immediately and blocked. (4) Anything can be bid; fubucks, blasts, VIP's, and Happy Hours. Highest bid wins with final decision being up to the person being bid on. (5) For simplicity, fubucks will be used for total tabulation, with conversion listed below: Stickey Bulletin = $250,000 1 Ticker = $250,000 1 Day Blast = $375,000 3 Day Blast = $600,000 7 Day Blast = $1,000,000 30 Day Blast = $2,500,000 Happy Hour = $5,000,000 To enter, send
Happy Easter
what did the egg say 2 the boilin water? be patient it may take me a while 2 get hard..... i just got Laid by this chick.....! Happy Easter
this place is worse then myspace, I never thought that was possible! but yeah unlike most of the emo induced bulletins i see about people leaving, this one has nothing to do with not being apart of some interweb click or some slore breaking my heart. it's simply because you all need to be raped and tortured for being such mindless sheep... this site is seriously a fucking joke and it's mind boggling how many people use it and take it so fucking seriously. "home of the online happy hour" gimmie a break. eat shit faggots!
Hesitancy smothers my lips, holding back the secrets I hide. Doubt crawls through my veins, second guessing each thought on my mind. I can feel the hair on my neck rise, as my head and heart argue the truth. I'm incapable of being sure of myself, It feels as if there's nothing else I can do. I've found my words are useless, me speaking is just a waste. You dont need to pretend to listen, I have nothing left to say. My eyes have lost all interest, any care has been left behind. My voice is void of emotion, all my thoughts trapped safely inside. Nothing seems to matter anymore, everything's just another part of the game. So go ahead, think what you want; keep believing the smile stuck on my face
As I Mature
Phenominal Woman By: Maya Angelou
"Phenomenal Woman" Pretty women wonder where my secret lies. I'm not cute or built to suit a fashion model's size But when I start to tell them, They think I'm telling lies. I say, It's in the reach of my arms The span of my hips, The stride of my step, The curl of my lips. I'm a woman Phenomenally. Phenomenal woman, That's me. I walk into a room Just as cool as you please, And to a man, The fellows stand or Fall down on their knees. Then they swarm around me, A hive of honey bees. I say, It's the fire in my eyes, And the flash of my teeth, The swing in my waist, And the joy in my feet. I'm a woman Phenomenally. Phenomenal woman, That's me. Men themselves have wondered What they see in me. They try so much But they can't touch My inner mystery. When I try to show them They say they still can't see. I say, It's in the arch of my back, The sun of my smile, The ride of my breasts, The grace of my style. I'm a woman Phenomenally. Phenomen
Final Divorce Hearing
My final divorce hearing will be April 23rd @ 1:30pm. Can't wait to see the look on the assholes face when he see's all the witness's I have to go against the contempt of court bullshit he is trying to pull on me. Thank the lord we didn't have any children together.11 years with the f****ng prick and this is the thanks I get for supporting him for all these years. Sorry just blowing off some steam. Take care to all my peeps!!
Annie Lytle Elementary Aka Publc School #4
Ok For all those who live in Jacksonville, Florida who want to check out the Public School #4 in Downtown Jacksonville, I want to go but have no one who is willing to go. I want at least one person to go whos been there before and another who is a smooth talker and quick thinker to get us in and out in a hurry or can talk us out of anything if need be, in case the cops show up. well hit me up if you want to go tonight, my Email is well ttyl ~Stevie
I have just had two more added to my family and i am having the time of my life... I have had all kinds of people tell me how hard it is to have twins... well i think mine are so far great... i love having two of them so 4 all great family.
This Is Me
Dear reader, this is my poem So I do what I want I can write a poem to make you smile Or one to spark a thought Poems are how I speak When my lips won't make a sound Don't know how I'll be remembered When they put me in the ground I'm not made for greatness I'm not one to be heard But I can listen to what your saying And make good on my word I know I've hurt some people And I have broken trust I'm hoping time will fix the scars Time turns us all to dust I don't know how I'll be remembered Guess that is up to you My my times not close to being over And I've still got much to do You see, dear reader, I've got this friend Little pieces of her died So I don't need to be remembered If I've made her happy somewhere inside
Virginia Tech
In April it will be one year since this tragedy. Oh God I ask of Thee A Prayer for Virginia Tech Once more we look into their eyes as of their loved ones' death they learn. Piercing eyes of pain we see, Flowing tears in disbelief. Lips quiver as they question why? Hold each one close to Thy heart. No words explain the senseless loss. Feel their grasp within Thy hands Comfort their transition to your Kingdom as their eyes lose the clarity of life. We see in each the quizzical look of death. Oh God I softly ask of Thee Why, again this tragedy? One day we'll learn to trust in Thee. One day we'll live in harmony. My God touch ye the hearts of each. Their friends, colleagues, or Family. We pray you calm their souls anointing each with inner peace. ©2007
Poetic Mind
My mind always wonders It worries me night and day Thoughts get struck by lightening Leaving me with nothing to say Depending on temporary laughs Asking others for truths and signs But theres something I'll always have Is my strong Poetic Mind I appreciate my ability to intrigue And to develop my metaphorical lines But somethings just really seem to be Just extremely hard to find Like myself; I just can not find And others think I am just fine Because the only time I shine Is when I'm using my Poetic Mind
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Are you a fan of PDA's? (Public Display of Affection) Have you ever been caught making out? How many "bases" have you been to? Have you had sex on the 1st date? How many different people have you had sex with? Have you ever had a three-some? Do you kiss and tell? Lights on or off? Have you ever tried 69? Do you have hair down there? What about your mate? What's your favorite position? When did you lose your virginity? Have you ever given road head? Have you ever had sex in your parents bed? Did you ever have anal sex? Whats better pleasing,or being pleased? Are you a screamer, moaner,or silent? Have you ever had sex at school? Whats better a tongue,or a finger? Have you ever gotten the shocker? Have you ever had a pregnancy scare? Have you ever kissed you bestfriends boyfriend? Would u ever be a porn star? Do u think about sex all the time? Would you ever have a friend with benefits? How long was your last relationship? When was the last time you played with
Ugly B!tches
Well so far so good! for those of you that know me personally i have met one of the most wonderful women that i have ever had the pleasure of knowing. what i mean by that is she gives her heart to me with no hidden reasons and excepts me for me, faults and all. that makes me feel so incredibly wonderful in a way that i have never felt before. when she says i love you i can see it in her eyes and face that she means every word. when i saw here in person for the first time i told her "well now that you’ve seen the rest of me are you gonna run?" to which she replied, "no im not running, it’s what’s inside that counts!" a feeling of relief came over me. at that point i knew i had made the right choice in meeting her. i was so worried that she like others would make some excuse or just wouldn’t even give me a chance to show what kind of person i am on the inside. i can honestly say i am the happiest now in my life then i have ever had the chance to be other then when im with my kids. this
Come Check Us Out
I never thought I would be moving out of Bakersfield but I will be moving here in a week. I am kinda sad but its gonna be great. A friend of mine is a tattoo artist and wants to teach me to become one. Then we are gonna try to open a tattoo shop in Texas. I am kinda sad because my best friend is possibly moving back to Cali when I thought I would be closer to her but everthing happens for a reason I guess.
Modwild's World
Yes, I'm a fucking freak with the TV shit, but I absolutely love BSG and it returned for the first episode of the last season tonight. Frakkin awesome!!! Friday night, a dirty martini (or 3) and BSG - could life get any better???

Thank you to both my Grandfather's who sacrificed time away from here to serve & protect us from hell. I am honored by their unselfishness and wish I never disappoint them. Both won Congressional Medal of Honor's were buried with 21 gun salutes.. To me that a salute that can't be beat. God Bless you both...I only wish I could have given my time to protect the country in which I love so much God Bless the USA forever
An elderly couple, Margaret and Bert, moved to Texas Bert always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots, so, seeing some on sale,he bought them and wore them home. Walking proudly, he sauntered into the kitchen and said to his wife, "Notice anything different about me?" Margaret looked him over. "Nope." Frustrated, Bert stormed off into the bathroom, undressed and walked back into the kitchen completely naked except for the boots. Again he asked Margaret, a little louder this time, "Notice anything different NOW?" Margaret looked up and exclaimed, "Bert, what's different? It's hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday, it'll be hanging down again tomorrow!!" Furious, Bert yelled, "AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT'S HANGING DOWN,MARGARET?" "Nope", she replied. "IT'S HANGING DOWN, BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!!!!'" Without changing her expression, Margaret replied, Shoulda bought a hat, Bert. Shoulda bought a hat." Thank God for church ladies with typewr
Dj Husky
hell yeah spring is here and the snow melting river ice is going too,hi too all the canadian out there from dj husky, whitehorse yukon canada. city of 20,000 plus greatest place to live out doors are fun fishing, hunting ,rvingsite seeing we have it all in the yukon
Hell everyone just bare with me as you know i'm new at this...
Hillbilly Loung
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i am happy oh so happy life is great oh so great he he he i just got my license oh yeah party on
My Disgust!!!!
laying in my dark room, crying on my pillow. Tears weap of sorrow for the one I love. Holding back the pain my heart created. Putting up walls so my soul maybe repaired. Screaming in pain for the one I could've had. But now I let him slip away. I know it was never ment to be. Living in the fairy tale, my dream.
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I Am An American Soldier
I am an American Soldier. I am a warrior and a member of a team. I serve the people of the United States and live the Army Values. I will always place mission first. I will never accept defeat. I will never quit. I will never leave a flallen comrad. I am dicillpined, physcially and mentally tough, trained a proficient in all my warrior tasks and drils. I always maintain my arms, my equipment, and myself. I stand ready to deploy, engage, and destroy all enemies of the United States of America in close combat. I am the guardian of freedom and the American way of life. I AM AN AMERICAN SOLDIER! HOO AH!
Well i finally done it and got married after being together for over 12 years.. I'm so happy with my life right its unbelievable......
When I Cheat On Mark
subject: Till You Came Along My Baby !! post date: 2008-01-05 08:25:30 views: 17 comments: 2 ratings: 0 I never knew that pure joy an happiness could come from such a very respectable man who is such a joy to talk to an how treats me like i am a human an loves me an is not afraid to tell me so, He loves me so much an I love him if you want to show him some love please do so he wont mind his link is below. I want to meet him so he will be comming to see me in a couple of months, an we will see were it goes from there. I LOVE YOU BABY ALWAYS & FOREVER Master_Hybrid @ fubar Keeper Of My Dreams When you're not here to share my days and nights My life is so incomplete For you are my heart, my soul The ¡®oneness¡¯ I had known to seek Without you I merely exist from day to day With you I know that I will find All that I have been searching for My completeness, my eternal peace of mind You are the keeper of my dreams The man who holds my heart in his ha
Battlefield Messages
As the Sky Darkened, the stench of carrion arose to my nostrils. I stood ready for battle, with shot nerves, for lying there next to me was the corpse of my dear friend. As I stood, waiting for the command, my heart began to race, beads of sweat rolled down my face. Thats when I heard those words, "TO ARMS, TO ARMS!" The bone chilling cry of our captain. I charged into battle, sword and shield in my hands. All around axes and swords drawn and biting into the flesh of my brothers at arms. I felt helpless to save those not yet weened from their mother's love. The battle raged on, I felt the cold steel against my flesh, but nothing as cold as the wind blowing deep inside my ferocious wound. I fought on, my world began to blur, but I fought on never stopping. Now the sky began to grow black, to where no one could see. I had found one last enemy, I raised my sword with what was left of my mighty strength...and...then... "Those who fight for honors of others die in vai
Quest For True Love
As BeAstric entered the Forest of Guiding Truth he heard a voice call to him. " that what you seek?" From behind a tree a strange shadow loomed over the ground. "I am the Shadow of Truth, and if the truth about love is what you seek then you are heading towards your own death. Turn back now, no man is to ever find the truth about love nor will they ever." Shaken by these words BeAstric passed the shadow with no regrets nor heeding it's words. Days turned to nights, nights turned to days and soon to weeks. Wandering the forest BeAstric did not know what he was looking for, but only what he wanted to find. Soon BeAstric found himself lost within his own thoughts wondering where he had gone wrong in his life. All he ever wanted was to find his true love to find true happiness. In his eyes he believed only a few females could be those people, Shadowar, Vampeka (who he truly loved at a time, soon became only a memory), and now Torchoga. He had a life of happiness plan
End Of Quest For True Love
As he entered the hallowed corridor of his father's castle, BeAstric was unsure of what he might find. He traveled the galaxies looking for The Beast of Truth and fought his inner demons. Still torn inside trying to find his true calling his one true love, BeAstric walked to a throne that someday would be his. The very sound of his footsteps echoed to a place not even he knew of. As he drew closer to the throne of his father he could hear a voice speak to him. This childish raspy voice called for him, but not for help, not in desperation, but merely as in inquiry. "What are you fighting for young master?" Asked the unseen shadow, "What do you ultimately desire in your quest my Lord?" BeAstric had no idea who this shadowed voice could be but he was compelled to answer, "For my true happiness, the one I could someday call my queen, my heart and soul, my diamond in the rough... my true love." As his voice trailed of the voice spoke again, "I see my young master, so you fight yo
Naughty Application
REPLY IN A PRIVATE MESSAGE TO ME WITH YOUR ANSWERS. DONT BE AFRAID. YOU NEVER KNOW WHO WILL REPLY OR WHAT ANSWERS THEY WILL GIVE. EVEN IF YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND OR GIRLFRIEND OR HUSBAND OR WIFE - REPOST THIS! LET THE FUN BEGIN........ Your Name: 1. Age: 2. Favorite position: 3. Do you think I'm cute? 4. Would you have sex with me? 5. lights on or off? 6. Would you have to be drunk? 7. Would you take a shower with me? 8. Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 9. Would you leave after or stay the night? 10. Do you like cuddling afterwards? 11. Condom or skin? 12. Have sex on the first date? 13. Would you kiss me during sex? 14. Do you think I would be good in bed? 15. Would you use me as a booty call? 16. Can I use you as a booty call?
Custom First Reactions Quiz
The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it... ***ENTER YOUR FIRST REACTION TO ALL OF THE FOLLOWING*** Terrorism: Huckleberry: Eggs: Orbit: Neon: Lust: Yummy: Wanker: Aquaman: Yogurt: Tadpole: Overture: Gang: Employer: Trick: Rusty: Immigrant: Devil: Odd: Favorite: Ark: Tongue: Eye: Maddening: Phat: Trailer Whore: Ass: Tickle: Ilgauskas: Orangutan: Nipple: Intelligent: Shark Bait: Teller: Oink: You: Israeli: Elves: Love: Death: Thalium: Orville: Icon: Tsunami:
How many girlfriends or boyfriends have told you they love you?: A FEW Have you ever thought that you were going to marry a person?: YEA Are you crushin' on anybody?: UNFORTUNATELY Have you ever loved someone so much that it hurt?: YEA Have you ever made a boyfriend or girlfriend cry?: IDK Are you happier single or in a relationship?: EITHER Have you ever been cheated on?: YUP What is your favorite thing(s) about the opposite sex?: IDK Have you ever had your heart broken?: YUP Have you ever broken someones heart?: IDK Talk to any of your ex's?: JUST THE EX HUSBAND If you could go back in time and change things with your ex's, would you?: NO Do you believe that you are a good boyfriend or girlfriend?: YEA Have you been in an abusive relationship?: YEA Have you dated someone older than you?: YEA Younger?: YEA Do you believe everyone deserves a second chance?: NO Believe in love at first sight?: YEA Ever been given an
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