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Border Crosser Could Be Jailed
Plan Could Jail Illegal Border Crossers By JULIE HIRSCHFELD DAVIS, Associated Press Writer 4 hours ago WASHINGTON - Democrats are seeking to slash the number of foreign workers who could come to the U.S. on temporary visas as the Senate prepares for another day of freewheeling debate over a bipartisan immigration measure. A Republican proposal to crack down on illegal border crossers with mandatory prison sentences also was to be discussed Wednesday, as leaders in both parties sought to alter elements of the broad agreement that are drawing criticism from their core supporters. The measure would toughen border security, give quick legal status to the estimated 12 million immigrants in the country unlawfully and create a new workplace verification system to bar undocumented workers from getting jobs. It would create a point system for future immigration applicants that would place less emphasis on family connections and more on education and skills in demand by U.S. busine

Hsus
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Neighbours....
I'm moving out in 2 weeks time but I swear the most annoying people have just moved in ubove and beside me. I live in a 9 apartment block and for the past 18 months it has been lovely and peaceful, but now two families have moved into the apartment beside me and above me and bloody hell I've never heard so much arguing in my life!!! Then they have make up sex!!!! jesus... I'm one of these people that play songs really loud when people annoy me to try to convey a message... can anyone suggest any good songs??

Sunshine And Hoe's
It has been I guess what you would call a f****d up Friday. Planned on working all day today...and I guess that for some reason, there was no damn news. Waited for six hours for the call...and then nothing....oh well, what the hell. Spend some time shooting some interesting new pictures....well will call them.... I am a hoer Do you think my tractor's sexy? And sunnin on the porch Yes, I was naked today....yes there are pictures to prove it and yes, you can see them....but I have to have a regular email address to send them or the permission too. I am proud......and I can say that itwon't be the best naked body you have ever seen....but it is a real one. Of course, you have to realize that Debbie was the photographer.....she seems to like helping me show off. and she did a damn good job. Guess that is all for today....have a good one...I gotta go get naked and bath in the moonlight! Oh, they are posted here in my "undressed"album life love and happiness Current

Outside Looking In....
I have been on the outside of drama lately and can't quit understand how someone online can effect other's lives so harshly, and i can no longer sit back and watch, i have got to voice my opinion. What are we people...a bunch of elementary school bullies or something??? This is ridiculous how coniving people can be to make up information about a person that they only talk to online. I know it happens all the time, but come on, why is it so important to you people who i choose to be friends with, or have my crush on, or who has a crush on me. This place is supposed to be a place to forget about all the shit in our lives and hang out with some really cool people. Is your life so pathetic that you have to make my life hell for saying what i want and doing what i want? If that's the case then you REALLY need to get a life. shut down yer ct account and get out in the real world sometime, cuz everything you throw out on the internet will come back to bite yer ass in the long run.

Thoughts And Shit.
I recently watched this movie(The pursuit of Happyness if you wanna be all correct about it). Anyways. good movie. It really made me start thinking. What is happiness? Where do you find it? Is it something that you can spend your whole life trying to find and never find it? Have some people actually found it? I know there are certain moments of happiness in life, but can you be JUST HAPPY. What defines happiness? Does a certain person make you happy? Money? Friends? I used to think I was happy, but as I grow older I'm starting to realize that I don't know what true happiness is. Maybe it is a state of mind, like something you have to create. Think happy=Be happy? I often look at people and wonder if they have found it. Sure a lot of people are great at putting on that happy face(myself included). But deep down are they satisfied with where they have been, where they are, and where they are going? Maybe my expectations of life are just too high. Maybe it is supposed to be mediocre

Southern Signs
Some of us (especially Southerners) are pretty skeptial of horoscopes, and it has become obvious that what we need are "Southern" symbols: OKRA (Dec 22 - Jan 20) Although you appear crude, you are actually very slick on the inside. Okras have tremendous influence. An older Okra can look back over his life and see the seeds of his influence everywhere. Stay away from Moon Pies. CHITLIN (Jan 21 - Feb 19) Chitlins come from humble backgrounds. A Chitlin, however, can make something of himself if he's motivated and has lots of seasoning. In dealing with Chitlins, be careful. They can erupt like Vesuvius. Chitlins are best with Catfish and Okra. BOLL WEEVIL (Feb 20 - Mar 20) You have an overwhelming curiosity. You're unsatisfied with the surface of things, and you feel the need to bore deep into the interior of everything. Needless to say, you are very intense and driven as if you had some inner hunger. Nobody in their right mind is going to marry, so don't worry about it. MOON

Who Got Game?
Who got game? When does legitimacy set in that game is not a privileged asset but rather for game players? Juvenile little kids that pose to be men but actually are programmed to be heart slayers. These costumes they present are uniquely crafted and formulated from imposturous identities. Their educated and rehearsed lines transpire from recent encounters and devastating catastrophes. The insecurity and insolence that exists in the mind of a quick thinker emerges from practice and rehearsed situations. The bait is astonishingly overwhelming but presents deceiving identifications. Why play the game when you can coach voluntarily, take initiative to be distinctive. My offerings and dealings prove as sincere testimony and deliverance is instinctive. I value my word and protect my image from counterfeited impressionists. I’m honored to roam the land of manhood as a self-sufficient, honest, pro-active specialist. Game is a fictitious fairytale played by infantile individuals af

A Few Days Off..
I needed a few days off work, but I knew the Boss would not allow me to take a leave. I thought that maybe if I acted "CRAZY" then he would tell me to take a few days off. So I hung upside down on the ceiling and made funny noises. My co-worker (who's blonde) asked me what I was doing. I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb so that the Boss >would think I was "CRAZY" and give me a few days off. A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked "What are you doing?" I told him I was a light bulb. He said "You are clearly stressed out. Go home and recuperate for a couple of days". I jumped down and walked out of the office. When my co-worker (the blonde) followed me, the Boss asked her"...And where do you think you're going?" (You're gonna love this.....keep going) . . . . . . . . . . . She said, "I'm going home too. I can't work in the DARK!" lol!! Tc n peace..Boo xo

Thekingjamesversion
"If one advances confidently in the direction of his dreams, and endeavors to live the life which he has imagined, he will meet with a success unexpected in common hours...If you have built castles in the air, your work need not be lost; that is where they should be. Now put foundations under them."

A Old Boyfriend
I old boyfriend of mine found me on here yesterday. I was shocked haven't seen or talked to him in about 15 years now. I do have to admist it was nice talking to him again. He was my first true love in my life.

Poems By Scorpio11120
Over and again I find myself in This world that doesn’t make any sense. But I come to it again and again This world that strips me of every defense. I sleep each night in my bed of shelter Wounding what the next day will bring me I dream and hope that my hate won’t swelter I send my deep and lasting love to thee Living brings only sorrow and hatred. Death breeds peace, calm and eternal life Death clears the obstacles that I must tread But how can I escape life’s ready knife? When life breeds sorrow and sadness of death I will look for your ever gentle breath. Tomorrow morning you could wake up dead. Just the thought of it makes people cry. That is the day that everyone dreads. The day when it is your turn to die. Life is a privilege we take advantage of. We don’t appreciate it until it’s gone. One day we could find ourselves high above. Sitting in the middle of god’s front lawn. When the icy grip of death is near. It gives a lot of people a scare. It fills a

Thoughts From Me
Okay all, I will be taking new updated pics later today........so be on the look out.....LOL Today was the sadest and hardest day of my entire life, my almost 3 year old niece was buried today, after a tragic drowning incident that took her life on Thursday August 2nd, 2007. Sometimes I cry out of no where, other times, I'm as strong as I can possibly be, but most of the time, I'm just numb, I am trying really hard to hold myself together for my 5 year old nephew (her brother) and for the most part I do it very well, and when i feel myself about to cry, I just go lock myself in the bathroom, until I can collect myself for him again. My sweet princess is gone, but she will never be forgotten, nor will she ever be replaced. I love you my princess, and you play hard in God's Garden, and when its time for me too join you, I know that I will. My best friend Krystal has been trying to get me on CT forever now, so here I finally am. I have one pic up, but to be honest its a couple years o

Check Her Out!
BamaMomma@ CherryTAP God took the strength of a mountain The majesty of a tree The warmth of a summer sun The calm of a quiet sea The generous soul of nature The comforting arm of night The wisdom of the ages The power of the eagle's flight The joy of a morning in spring The faith of a mustard seed The patience of eternity The depth of a family need Then God combined these qualities When there was nothing more to add He knew His masterpiece was complete And so, He called it ... Dad

Ladies...things You Won't Learn About Men From Reading Cosmo!
Ladies what you should really know about men that you won't read in Cosmo Where to start? How about the toilet seat...how freakin hard is it to put down yourself? A man was nice enough to invent the toilet so you didn't have to squat over a hole in the ground and your going to bitch about the damn seat? There are two kinds of pink We like...one is the middle of the my steak and the other...is not our shirt. When it comes to video games...We'll let you choose...either let us blow something up that doesn't hurt anyone on the screen or blow something up in the backyard. Going out with our buddies...Listen, these few friends We go out with are like my brothers without blood...sure We might get drunk and act stupid but that's how we show we love one another. Sports...We watch because we aren't good enough to play and make 10 million a year. Toys...What can we say we'll never outgrow being 9 years old and our imaginations...ever wonder what we were like then, I bet you

Murphys Law
Well It all started when I decided that computers just wasnt bringing in enough cash. I started working on small motors. Again. So to get extra cash for things around here and for us to have money to go and do things....I started doing this. A guy brought me a go cart that needed work. I got it up and running. I took it down the sidewalk...and then around the block. It ran good...fast as hell...good pick up...even with my big ass on it!! LOL. I came back was adjusting the carb on it for even more power....I started it back up...the throttle cable stuck....and it took off. All I could say was Oh SHIT!!!! I was going like a bat out of hell......then it took a left turn....right into the neighbors gas meter. OH FUCK!! I ran down the driveway....I shut off the go cart....and the pipe to the meter is busted. I yell for my g/f's dad to call the gas company...I run back to the garage to gat a wrench to shut off the gas line. The neibor comes out chews my ass for this....Then here come the fi

Personal Requests
Just thought I'd post a note to my friends/family/fans out there that I just happened across this beautiful young woman's profile by chance and spent a TON of time going through the page and the pics on it(namely her artwork). I'm actually recommending that all of you that read this go check her page out...especially her art folder...she does AMAZING work. Show her some love for me, will ya? Trust me, she deserves it. http://cherrytap.com/user/876174#

Attitude Is Everything
Attitude is Everything John is the kind of guy you love to hate. He is always in a good mood and always has something positive to say. When someone would ask him how he was doing, he would reply, "If I were any better, I would be twins!" He was a natural motivator. If an employee was having a bad day, John was there telling them how to look on the positive side of the situation. Seeing this style really made me curious, so one day, I went up and asked him, "I don't get it!" You can't be a positive person all of the time. How do you do it"? He replied, "Each morning, I wake up and say to myself, you have two choices today. You can choose to be in a good mood or you can choose to be in a bad mood. I choose to be in a good mood." Each time something bad happens, I can choose to be a victim or I can choose to learn from it. I choose to learn from it. Every time someone comes to me complaining, I can choose to accept their complaining or I can point out the positi

Finally
Well this weekend i had my girl over for four nights and actually did no work what so ever except around the house and did not work out or train....And i found out how lucky i am to have such a good person in my life....used to all i had was my kids and they helped me as much as they could and now when im with her i dont want to do anything but be with her im so happy now i think i finally found the right person and i mean that from bottom of my heart......

Drifting Apart
The Darkness If only it were so simple, to cruise through life smelling roses; but the obstacles blacken the countryside, and we unwittingly crush them beneath our boots. Dreams sustain us through the madness; goals give a finish line to our race. Yet they change with every turn, around every wall, and remain elusive throughout the quest. Mistakes are made, and regrets are our luggage; we will drag them with us to slow us down. The victories are flashes of light, sudden and unlasting, which allow us to glimpse the road ahead before darkness descends. Love is bitter, yet it is the bread that keeps us. Over and over it fills us up, only to starve us. The people whom we love shape our destinies and our strengths, yet leave us cold and alone in the darkness. There are others trying to race to the end; occasionally, we bump into one or two. The bonds we form help us down the path less lonely but eventually, we lose each other in the darkness. Alone is not a

A Prayer For My Aunt
Prayer to the Angels Holy Angels of the Lord Peace be upon you Blessed are you in the eyes of God Hear this plea, O Holy Angels Be my Guardians Watch over me and protect me and mine Beg God for our safekeeping and for our forgiveness in all things This I ask, O Holy Angels, trusting in the Lord and in you Amen

1 Month Vic Contest !!!!
HAVE YOU GOT WHAT IT TAKES TO WIN A CONTEST??? THEN WHY NOT ENTER THIS CONTEST!!! IT WILL START ON MONDAY 10TH SEPTEMBER AT 12PM (UK TIME) END ON MONDAY 1ST OCTOBER AT 12PM(UK TIME) THE THEME OF THE CONTEST IS "FUBARS MOST POPULAR MALE OR FEMALE" 1ST PRIZE IS A 1 MONTH VIP PLEASE FUBARMAIL ME WITH LINK TO YOUR PIC YOU WOULD LIKE TO BE ENTERED. RULES ARE: 1,NO BLANK COMMENTING. 2,SELF BOMBING ALLOWED. 3,NO DRAMA THIS IS FOR FUN!!!!! PLEASE SEND YOUR PICS VIA FUBARMAIL TO ME A.S.A.P! THANKS LUV NIKKI XXXXX

Bad Day... :(
I'm just having a bad day, really confused about a girl situation... refer to my MUMM "HEART or GUT" HEART or GUT??? Just trying something to help let it out or whatever but dunno how... whatev!!

Prejudice
referral path: rapar R 'rapar' P (On TAP) 1 of 50 photos : Core Interests : video games, nascar, movies Level: Cherry Grunt (3) [?] Member Since: Jul, 08 2006 Cherry Points: 1,065 [?] Rating: 10.07 (15) Fans: 0 Profile Views: 165 Referrals: 0 sent, 0 joined Age: 47 Birthday: April, 6th Male Location: Hartwell, GA wE STARTED THE DAY OFF CATCHING A SMALL TODD, AND A WORM, THEY WERE BUDDIES. THEN WE CAUGHT A BABY TOAD. THEN A MEDIUM SIZE TOAD. WE KNOW HAVE A FAMILY OF TOADS, MOMMA, PAPPA, AND THEIR CHILD. THIS ALL COMING FROM A 6 YEAR OLD, HAS TO BE THE TRUTH RIGHT. LATER ON THE BABY FROG AND THE WORM WERE PLAYING, AND THE BABY FROG STEPPED ON THE WORM AND SPLIT IT IN HALF. I CAN NOT MAKE THIS UP, THIS IS THE STORY FROM A 6 YR OLD. BY THE WAY I'M SUPER DAD, CAUSE I CAUGHT THE FIRST TOAD. Prejudice = My uncle who has true hatred towards blacks. REALLY !!! His daughter is married to a black man. His grandsons are black. He's Prej

So..yea
You start a relationship...thinking that maybe this one is going to be different....right?? Then you realize that life is pretty much the same..when something goes good in your life then most likely something bad will happen..Call me negative...but thats the way it seems... So I meet this man....Boy hes a good one...Oscar winner potential....He played me like a slide guitar....I was putty in his hands...and he knew it....He said all the right things...did the right things.. and gave me what I thought was love..Did I mention I met him right after my divorce...10yrs...Starting over again...at 28... So it goes...he isn't what you would call a hottie...he was good looking...but my tastes are a lil odd to say the least...Drifted a lil there excuse me..back to the story....He gave me what I was looking for....attention.. Yes I can say I had very low self esteem at this juncture.....So....after a few months of dating...which I thought was wonderful...He cheats on me with a woman.. I

The Window
The light in her life dwindled away so quickly she began to wonder if it had only been a dream. When the shadows crept in, it was a bitter ominous darkness that shrouded her soul. But she embraced it as a prisoner embraces his cell, because it is easier to sit in the dark than it is to walk to the light. Pain. Eats my insides. Sculpts my masks. Escape. Is that what you call it? States of mind that are unconscious of reality, Of the electric warmth of the world. The prick of truth. Escape in dreams, The unconscious mind fantacizing. And the unconscious must always wake up To the pain. The stinging pain. The driving pain that summons me from the unconscious, And beckons me into the darkness. Must resist. Must not give in. Must let the pain pump through my veins, And run its course, Like the blood that gives me life. The life that gives me pain.

Life
I have decided that I am going to try my best to be like I was when I was 17. Im not going to care about what guys think about me or care about guys in general. Life is easier when there arent any guys in it to fuck things up :P. I need to be able to prove to myself that I can live happily without a male companion. I have been in relationships since I was 18 with less than a month in between each one. This is the first time since I was 17 that I have been single for longer than a month. As I told Jen, I must figure out my life before I can let anyone else into it. So that is all for my first post. Good day and Good night!

Twiztid Juggalos
twiztid, insane clown posse,blaze ya dead homie,abk,geto boys,boondox,and everyother crazy muthafako,with sick lyrics. except eminem that punk ass lil white hoe. yeah i turn 20 on nov 21st but i also have trail then so im not sure whats happenening

Going Out Tomorrow Night Who Wants To Join???
To all my friends and family in the flint and surrounding areas...My Bf Steve aka Maddawg and I are going to a small bar in the mt morris area for fun and karaoke...The name of the bar is Little Country on Dort Hwy close to Stanly...We would like to have a bunch of people up there to have fun with us...And for the ones who havnt got to meet me yet there u go there is the perfect chance lol...so i hope to see some of you there...leave me a comment, shout or message and let me know if u can make it or not so i know how much space to hold...Hope to see some of you there :-) ~Danielle~

No Fun !
Ive seen you in the mirror When the story began And I fell in love with you I love yer mortal sin Yer brains are locked away But I love your company I only ever leave you when you got no money I got no emotions for anybody else You better understand Im in love with my self My beautiful self A no feelings a no feelings A no feelings For anybody else Hello and goodbye in a run around sue You follow me around like a pretty pot of glue I kick you in the head you got nothing to say Get out of the way cos I gotta get away You never realise I take the piss out of you You come up and see me and Ill beat you black and blue Okay Ill send you away I got no feelings a no feelings No feelings for anybody else Exept for my self my beautiful self dear There aint no moonlight after midnight I see you stupid people out looking for delight Well Im so happy Im feeling so fine Im watching all the rubbish youre wasting my time I look around your house and theres nothing t

About Me
After much thought and consideration, I have narrowed down what it would take for me to want to get involved with a female again... 1. A woman must have an appreciation for all forms of music, with the exception of country, though there are a select handful of songs i like from that genre, maybe less. 2. The ability to be quirky and have the ability to act on spontaneity 3. Cheesy and corny are a must and loves to make jokes (whether something is generally funny, or at someone elses expense =P) 4. Enjoy driving to various places with no actual destination specified 5. Either be a smoker, or accepting of one who is 6. Is a dork, or at times act like one 7. Making a fool of yourself is funny, it's only embarrassing if you believe it is, making a fool of myself is good times and i have no problem with it because i enjoy the laughter of others 8. I have friends, and i'm sure you do too, i will not keep you from them, so don't keep me from mine 9. I don't cheat o

Dear Employee
Dear Employees: It has been brought to management's attention that some individuals throughout the company have been using foul language during the course of normal conversation with their co-workers. Due to complaints received from some employees who may be easily offended, this type of language will no longer be tolerated. We do, however, realize the critical importance of being able to accurately express your feelings when communicating with co-workers. Therefore, a list of 18 New and Innovative "TRY SAYING" phrases have been provided so that proper exchange of ideas and information can continue in an effective manner. 1) TRY SAYING: I think you could use more training. INSTEAD OF: You don't know what the f___ you're doing. 2) TRY SAYING: She's an aggressive go-getter. INSTEAD OF: She's a f___ing bit__. 3) TRY SAYING: Perhaps I can work late. INSTEAD OF: And when the f___ do you expect me to do this? 4) TRY SAYING: I'm certain that isn't feasible.

From My Guy
barryston (7/17/2007 8:17:32 PM): my cute doll barryston (7/17/2007 8:17:47 PM): Darling, I would love to be with you To share moments of pleasure, To reflect on the nature of world, To lie down on sun drenched beaches, To hike on mountain trails, To stop by a gurgling brook To hold you in my arms, To caress you and give you a kiss. To see the foreign lands with you And too, to sit in garden with you To watch the finches, robins, Blue jays and cardinals, Feasting on peaches And cherries I planted. I would like to read poetry to you, sitting in the cool spring evening in the rose garden I planted for you. I would make a bouquet of long stem Pink, yellow and red roses for you, Pour red wine in your goblet And munch crackers and crunch On celery sticks dipped into Blue cheese layerd with Fresh cilantro leaves and mace, while listening to Mozart barryston (7/17/2007 8:17:56 PM): and Vivaldi in the background. I would love to see you smile, I would love to see you forget All worries

I'm One Proud Mom
This may not mean much to many that read this, but it meant the world to me !! My son started driving race car when he was 15 , and has never missed a race, he has been dedicated and devoted to his racing every since the day he got behind the wheel ! Against my better judgement at the time, I signed for him to drive ! Afterall, he was my baby , my only child and thought WOW this is so dangerous ! As the years have gone by I have come to the conclusion theres alot worse things that a teen age boy can be out there doing on a Saturday Night, and he has the BEST stuff out there for his protection ! It's one of the few things we can do together as a family is run a Race Team... therefore I have totally came to terms with his racing, and found it to be my love and passion as well !! ( Ive always loved racing, it was the whole " my baby " part behind a wheel that I had to come to terms with ) In the 4 years that Ronnie has raced, I've seen him struggle , Ive seen him roll his car , I've

Finding Happiness
WHY FIGHT YOUR DARKSIDE?? EMBRACE the ABYSS BECOME AN The ONLY Predominantly METAL Station Around!!!!! SHREDDIN the AIR WAVES HERE’S WHAT YOU GOTTA DO 1. EMBRACE the ABYSS 2. Add the ABYSS RADIO HOMEPAGEto your friends AND family listrate and comment our home page 3. Comment and Rate at least SEVEN (7)of our employees photosin our photo albums 4. Must repost 20 (twenty)of the ABYSS RADIO LOUNGE bulletins 5. Must make an ABYSS RADIO SALUTE( Fubar Salute rules applyEXCEPT with ABYSS RADIO in place of FUBAR.com on the photo) HERE’S WHAT YOU GET IN RETURN 1. Photo included in V.I.P. album on both the HOMEPAGE and in LOUNGE 2. All employees of ABYSS will fan rate and add youthen comment on a minimum of 15 of your NON NSFW pics 3. All employees of ABYSS will buy you a drink 4. You will be entered into the monthly drawings for V.I.P. of the monthand ABYSS employee’s pick of the weekPRIZES to be determined at time of drawi

:)
I LOVE SNOOPY:) SO CUTE...AWW:) HEY BY THE WAY IF YOU CAN WOULD YOU BECOME A FAN OF MINE IF YOU AREN'T ALREADY BECAUSE IF YOU FAN ME I WILL FAN YOU BACK OK KISSES N HUGS SUNSHINE BYE BYE...MAUHZ Hello Everyone i just opened up my lounge called mistress reeni's naughty play house it is so cool i have a dj and everything great rock music too. so here is the link: http://www.fubar.com/lounge.php?l=9313 hope to see you there:) hugs

Daddy Blogs
This weekend my daughter starts horse riding lessons. She has literally been counting the days since she was 8. She is so excited. Im alittle nervous. I remember going horseback riding when i was about her age with my Dad. I got thrown off the horse. Havent been on a horse since. I take my daughter at least once a month to the stables where she will be taking her lessons to feed and pet the horses, but im still nervous i guess. But horses are her favorite thing in the world, and im excited as she is that she will be living out her dream of learning to ride,and take care of a horse.

Closer
The closer i get to you The more you'll make me see Like giving me all you've got Your love has captured me Over and over again I'll try to tell myself that we Could never be more than friends And all the while inside I knew it was real The way you make me feel Lying here next to you Time just seems to fly Needing you more and more Let's give love a try Sweeter than sweeter love grows And heaven's there for those Who fool the tricks of time With the hearts in love you find True love In a special way The closer i get to you The more you'll make me see By giving me all you've got Your love has captured me Over and over again I'll try to tell myself that we Could never be more than friends And all the while inside I knew it was real The way you make me feel The closer i get to you The more you'll make me see By giving you all i've got Your love has captured me 1. To whom did you last give the finger?: Bernie last night, but hey that's how we

Rectum Strecther
While she was “flying” down the road yesterday, a woman passed over a bridge only to find a cop with a radar gun on the other side lying in wait. The cop pulled her over, walked up to the car, with that classic patronizing smirk we all know and love, asked, “What’s your hurry?” To which she replied, “I’m late for work.” “Oh yeah,” said the cop, “what do you do?” I’m a rectum stretcher,” she responded. The cop stammered, “A what? A rectum stretcher? And just what does a rectum stretcher do?” “Well,” she said, “I start by inserting one finger, then work my way up To two fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole hand in. I work from side to side until I can get both hands in, and then I slowly but surely stretch it, until it’s about 6 feet wide.” “And just what the hell do you do with a 6 foot asshole?” he asked . “You give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge…” Traffic Ticket $95.00 Court Costs $45.00 Look on the Cop’s Face……. PRIC

Update For Friends
PATHS 3:49 PM 8/2/2007 I woke this morning thinking of paths.This thinking continued with me. I did smoke prayers.Still I am thinking of these paths. I try to push them away, they are distracting. I open my emails. I receieved one from a sweet sister of mine. This email followed with my thoughts. I realize Creator wishes to speak with me and I have not been hearing. This is important and I have to pay attention. So I stop trying to control these thoughts. I sit,am quiet and let them run.I use my life and myself for an example. This is what I see. When we are first created we are put on our lifes path.Our road through life,beginning to end. Creator gives us this gift. We do not have to seek for it. Through our lives we all stray from this gift. I have strayed when I knew no better . I suffer a little. I learn alot.I get back o

What Is This The Planet Of The Apes ???
->DOWN RATEN...: So you People Fan Each other For Just Fanning Each and you have No Talent ??? what is this the Planet of the Apes ??? Did I miss some thing Last Night ??? CRAZY ->DOWN RATEN...: I'm Not a artist or actor or play music they have Fans I'm Just a Person, ¢¾Em...: ok....brb im cooking dinner ->DOWN RATEN...: I don't need any fans it's stupid I did nothing to have a Fan ¢¾Em...: coz u visited my profile and rated me it was too late when i noticed u rated me 6 hahahaha ->DOWN RATEN...: I have No Talents ->DOWN RATEN...: why are you Fanning Me ?? ¢¾Em...: oh why?? ->DOWN RATEN...: I don't want any Fans ¢¾Em...: i dont hate downraters i should be thankful at least they give me points even a lil ->DOWN RATEN...: No don't Fan me ¢¾Em...: lol sorry ideleted u as fans i will fan u again ->DOWN RATEN...: Hello ->DOWN RATEN...: is that better ?? ¢¾Em...: even fanned you ¢¾Em...: Thanks for the 6 but i gave u 11 instead ♥МĨĹ&#

Math
From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this: What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life? Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions: If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 1 8 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26. Then: H-A-R-D-W -O-R-K 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98% and K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96% But, A-T -T-I -T-U-D-E 1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100% And, B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T 2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103% AND, look how far ass kissing will take you. A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G 1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118% So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Att

Please Don't........
I just wanted to thank everyone for their thoughts and prayers. I spoke to my sister a little while ago, and she said that mom is now awake....well, kinda groggy but expected. Surgery went well and she is now in ICU recovery. Thank you ALL once again! I just found out that my mother is having emergent double bypass surgery within the hour. So, please, for today....don't shout obscenities at me....don't ask to see me on cam...don't ask me to look at your NSFW pics...don't ask me to rate you...don't be abrassive with your compliments....I'm here so that the people that care about me can be given updates as to her progress. All I ask of all of you....for today...pray for her. She's got 6 grandsons that ADORE her and 3 kids who would give anything to take her place so that she woudln't have to go through this. Please, I beg, be respectful today so that I can feel like I can stay to keep people updated. Thank you. Just wanted to let you all know that I just received a call from my

Story 10
It was about 9:30 p.m. when I left. From my friends relatively isolated apartments, it's about 10-15 minutes or so to downtown (Abilene has a population of about 110,000). Right next to Camalott Communications' old location is a $1.50 movie theater. At the time, the place was featuring that masterwork of modern film, Mortal Kombat. I drove by the theater on the way into the center proper and pulled into an empty parking space. Using the glow of the marquee to write out my check, I was startled to hear a knock on the driver's-side window of my car. I looked over and saw two children staring at me from street. I need to describe them, with the one feature (you can guess what it was) that I didn't realize until about half-way through the conversation cleverly omitted. Both appeared to be in that semi-mystical stage of life children get into where you can't exactly tell their age. Both were boys, and my initial impression is that they were somewhere between 10-14. Boy N

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Adult Talk
About 15 months ago I did a mumm called "Should I do this" the funny thing was it was my first mumm asking about doing a photoshoot for free to any lucky lady (for me preferably a BBW). I actually got ripped by a couple of people, one was a complete A$$. He actually put down get pics of soldiers raping teen Iraqi girls and piling dead bodies in pyrimands. At first of course I was angry cause people thought I was out to label and do a bad thing. Maybe in thier eyes I was, but in my eyes I was thinking I was going to celebrate life with my return to the USA. I'm not angry but you know whats funny is it really hurts that there will always be people that will say bad things about us (military). This is not so much for the fact they may hate the military or was maybe discharged baddly or refused entry, for the fact that was going to try something that I feel I worked very hard to return for. I have traveled over 3/4 of the country of Iraq, been fired up and return fire, I've even se

Jokes 2
What a woman says: "This place is a mess! C'mon, you and I need to clean, Your stuff is lying on the floor and you'll have no clothes to wear if we don't do laundry right now!" What a man hears: "blah, blah, blah, blah, C'MON blah, blah, blah, blah, YOU AND I blah, blah, blah, blah, ON THE FLOOR blah, blah, blah, blah, NO CLOTHES blah, blah, blah, blah, RIGHT NOW" 16. Evolution 101: Why Dummies Might Actually Make Poor Sex Partners 15. Troubleshooting for Do-It-Yourselfers (NOTE: Memorize this chapter *before* you go blind.) 14. Oh, God! Yes!! Oh, God! OH, GOD!!!: The Missionary Position 13. Am I a Tab A or a Slot B? 12. Engineering Secrets of the Bra: Removal in 14 Simple Steps 11. The Face: How to Tell Your Lover Apart from All Those Other People 10. Chapter 4: No, You Don't *Actually* Blow 9. Stop Masturbating, She's Real! 8. You're Britney, I'm Strom: Introduction to Role Playing 7. Foreplay: Not Just for Her Birthday, Chest

Love
Love Meant NothingHave you seen reflections, emotions in the others eyes? Have you stared love in the face, seen it in the eyes? Have you seen love die in those same eyes? Seen all that hope, how it is gone, how it just dies? Have you felt what it feels when love dies? To be left alone? Have you felt when world falls around you? How you are there alone? Is there life after that? Is there anything after that pain, anything after you seen that? After your life has gone in the drain... I see nothing, all is just gone, drown in my pain, gone for vain... I have no reason to live, I have felt my soul to die, my soul to be slain... My life is so useless, worthless, meant nothing to the other, like a love, it was just there to die and be gone, my love meant nothing, just gone... Tonight, You call me. Tonight, you love me, Tonight, you hurt me..... Tonight, Tomorrow, and the next day I love you. Today I could have lost someone very close to me, I could not imagine my

Randomness
Why is it whenever I start talking to someone, and I don't send them some kinda stupid picture right away, I am suddenly a fat ugly bitch? Ohhhh excuse me. Was I not quick enough in sending a fucking picture so you can fire off some knuckle-children while ya look at it, wishing you could get your hands on my tits? Well Listen up, motherfucker. I AM NOT fat, I am a BBW with curves in ALL the right places and I am fuckin PROUD of it! Ugly? HELL NO. Not in the LEAST! A bitch? YOU'RE FUCKIN RIGHT I AM! And it's guys like you who make me a bitch. Hope your cock reaches your asshole SO YOU CAN GO FUCK YOURSELF! AND IF YOU'RE LOOKING FOR NAKED PICS, GO LOOK AT THE OTHER CHICKS THAT ARE WILLING TO PROVIDE THEM CUZ FROM ME, IT AINT GONNA HAPPEN!!!!!!! Okay so my close friend goes MIA for a week, and I find out last night that he is back with his psycho ex. THE SAME WOMAN who physically and emotionally beat his ass. The same woman that, when she cheated on him and dumped him, I was there to p

Questions
every now and then I come accross one of these and decideits time to be a smart ass: 1. What Is your natural hair color? my hair changes color all the time, right now it is the color invisible. 2. Where was your default pic taken? in my office ( nothing funny to put on this one) 3. What's your middle name? I have two of them. Gene Anthony (yes I am very Italian) 4. Your current relationship status? This is a more difficult question than you may think. I am currently getting a divorce but this state makes you wait a long time to do it, I am in Love with some one but she is currently not returning that to me (has given her crush to someone else) so I guess you could say the staus is....sideways 5. Honestly, does your crush like you back? I have my crush in reserve right now because she has given hers to someone else, so I guess you could say its up for grabs, LOL or it is mine and in that case yes I like me back. 6. What is your current mood? sarcastic 7.Wh

My Random Thoughts
In April I turned 40. It was a big deal. I thought I would get instant wisdom... I had not idea what was about to happen. I had spent over 9 years as a military wife. I am a strong willed person and I thought I had seen it all. I watched as my friends came home in coffins and my husband was not himself. While my husband was deployed, my son was diagnosed with AUTISM. So here I was 40 spent quite a bit of time in the hospital with my son and husband. I had packed my car and taken my son to start over because it was no longer safe to stay in my own home. I found a good job a nice house and found that tanning beds relaxed me to no end. Then it happened.. I went to have a spot checked on my leg at it MELANOMA. My first thought was...who will raise my son. I was told the prognosis could be 7 months if the cancer had spread. I spent many sleepless nights trying to come to peace with everything. I DID GET MY INSTANT WISDOM! Life is funny like that. Prognosis, I get to live, cance

Questionable
Ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you, but when you take him in a car he sticks his head out the window? But I ask, if I think not, am I not? I think not. Don't you think? Ever notice that anyone driving slower than you is an idiot, but anyone going faster is a maniac?

Why Why Why?
Dear Alcohol, First & foremost, let me tell you that I'm a huge fan of yours. As my friend, you always seem to be there when needed. The perfect post-work cocktail, a beer at the game, and you're even around at the holidays, hidden inside chocolates, as you warm us when we're stuck in the midst of endless family gatherings. However, lately I've been wondering about your intentions. While I want to believe that you have my best interests at heart, I feel that your influence has led to some unwise consequences: 1. Phone calls: While I agree with you that communication is important, I question the suggestion that any conversation of substance or necessity takes place after 2 a.m. Why would you make me call those ex-boyfriends/girlfriends when I know for a fact they do not want to hear from me during the day, let alone all hours of the night? 2. Eating: Now, you know I love a good meal, but why do you suggest that I eat a taco with chili sauce, along with a big Italian meatball an

Fly The Flag 9/11
Please join us in this FLY THE FLAG campaign and PLEASE forward this email immediately to everyone in your address book asking them to also forward it. We have a little less than one week and counting to get the word out all across this great land and into every community in the United States of America. If you forward this email to least 11 people and each of those people do the same...you get the idea. THE PROGRAM IS THIS: On Tuesday, September 11th, 2007, an American flag should be displayed outside every home, apartment, office, and store in the United States. Every individual should make it their duty to display an American flag on this anniversary of our country's worst tragedy. We do this in honor of those who lost their lives on 9/11, their families, friends and loved ones who continue to endure the pain, and those who today are fighting at home and abroad to preserve our cherished freedoms. In the days, weeks and months following 9/11, our country was bath

Changing The Pic
I think I am going to change my default pic and until I can get a cute new one I just want opinions on which pic I should use... R.D. I am not going to use the "almost showing nip pic..." so get that off your mind my love. So let me know what you think please. Thanks!

Anon
To who ever sends me anon. gifts thank you.., but i do not find Gift Shop sexy. LOL Please, if ur gonna send me spicy gifts send from you... i don't bite unless asked ;) P.S. Have u seen my penis? LOL PSS>: Well Gift Shop is 32 & Female... so she might be hot... i dunno... LOL fubar Gift Shop@ fubar

My Mental Mind Of Myself
It is easy to be negative about our past mistakes and unhappiness. But it's much more healing to look at ourselves and our past in the light of experience, acceptance,and growth. Our past is a series of lessons that advance us to higher levels of living and loving. The relationships we entered, stayed in, or ended taught us necessary lessons. Some of us have emerged from the most painful circumstances with strong insights about who we are and what we want. Each step of the way, we learned, we went through exactly the experiences we needed to, to become who we are today. Each step of the way, we have progressed. Is our past a mistake? NO! The only mistake we can make is mistaking that for the truth! ...dont you hate it when you say or do something you know you shouldn't have done! you wish your brain would work before you say or do something! half of the time, i think my brain is on vacation while i keep truckin' along, doing and saying stuff. sometimes, i get in trouble for that! Bu

Yoooohooooooooo!!!!
WE did it and are bringing Hathor's Garden a fetish/goth club to central Texas!!!! Opening next month! If you are in the area and are a female dom or would just LOVE to be a female dom( no experience needed we will train ya and it only makes it more fun if you aren't a professional:)~ )or you would love to get into promoting for it let me know I would be glad to have ya and look forward to meetin ya:) xoxo bethie

Lonng Time No See
Omg WTF can I do to keep my X wife away this week she been bugging my family to get in touch wtih me and even came home to find a note on my Door where Her Dad had been by geez over a few pics I took b4 she and i was married of where we was in a car wreck .. i had already sent em to her month or so ago .. seemed ,lioke she was hinting aroung again like she was then .. ugh I admit she and I had our Fun but ..ugh when ya think about the old Bs went through prior to divorce well makes a cold shower way more appealing .. well had to talk wtih her and spend some time with her .. talk about the court case she was needing the pictures for ..meanwhile I hope I am not called as a witness in the case . any How I Hope i have her out of my hair for good . now .. if its on the market I need a can of X spouse repellant .. got something that works let me know please !!1 well gettin things back together at home .. out to see familly gttin a li l help taking care th

As Beautiful As A Sunset
you are as beautiful as a sunset, i am truely glad we have met, you are as sweet as ice cream, you are the one i would love to have in my dream, you seem wonderful and true, i promise never to make you feel blue, hopeing our two hearts become as one, truely wishing them never to come undone, getting to know each other will be fun, you are like a summers breeze, that softly blows through the leaves on a tree, bringing me down to one knee, you make my heart feel free, it is you i honestly wish to see, i have a heart of gold, a heart i hope one day you will hold, i am honest and true, i woke thinking of you, time is what i have to give to you, and someday a love that would be true, cause i could see growing old with you, you are my breath of fresh air, someone i hope to hold dear, i am truely someone who can care, but dreaming of you here, for me to be there for you, as i hope you would be for me too, this poem came to mind, when i thought of you, i hope it do

13,000 To Level
We got levelers maxing out all over the place. Please if you can help rate go show love. Please only rate blog so i know who is helping. This is the last high one for the night.. And may be it.. Thanks for all the love you showed today. ~Suze~@ fubar

What Is Happening With Me???
I have a question! Why is it when a girl is single no one wants to be with her. Yet when she finally finds one worth trying for all these guys pop up out of no where wanting to be with her and offering her everything to be with them? Is it really true that people don't realize what they want until they cant have it anymore? For a year I played the dating game. I had a guy I could call on at anytime to go do something with. We will call him "safe" guy because I thought there was never going to be anything between them and me. So I would call on him if I didn't have a date for some party, work function, or just to hang out. Well after about 6 months of casually dating this guy I started to develop feeling for him. I expressed my feeling to him since we had always had a very open and honest friendship/relationship. He tells me that he doesn't look at me that way and thinks we should stop dating. I was hurt but valued our friendship more than I did dating him so I agreed to it and we

Please Read
ok please listen.i just make this profile thing i would like to talk to all of you but i can't it to hard so please ive me sometiime to make my proflie good and i will talk to you. im from nigara falls, im 25 im single no kids hey guys I'm sorry I haven't been on. I have been very busy with work.

Where Were You??
I was Working at a Nursing home in Lake Zurich Illinois and i had been attending a meeting. When we came out of meeting the news was on every tv we passed and it looked to me like it was one of those sci fi movies or something and i remember a real disbelief feeling when i heard it was real and for days after.

Sex
Sex by Dwayne Gordon How can you live without sex in your life....... Sex in the morning Sex in the eveving Sex at night Every minute of the day Sex.......Sex........Sex Sex is great sex is bad Do it hard when you get mad Sex today Sex tommorow Sex everyday when you're in sorrow Sex on the bed Sex on the floor Have it everyday you will want more.

I Want You
I Want You by Bunny For Her i know i can't have you, i know it's absolutely impossible, yet the collision of your lips, makes it so hard for me. i see you, and i burn in desire, i want you, i need you, i lust you. i hope you lust me too, yet you resist, your morals restrain you, the world could end tomorrow, and i want to have you, before it does.

Contest
Join my contest has to be a picture of you being a naughty school girl. The winner will get a blast. and the first one to 5,000 rates and 5,000 comments will win.. let me know if you want to do it i need contestants.

Why We Love Children
why we love children: a kindergarten pupil told his teacher he'd found a cat, but it was dead. "how do you know that the cat was dead? she asked him. "because i pissed in it's ear and it didn't move," answered the child innocently. "you did WHAT?!!" the exclaimed in surprise. "you know," explained the boy, "i leaned over and went 'PSST!' and it didn't move. an exasperated mother, whose son was always geting into mischief, finally asked him, "how do you expect to get into heaven?" the boy thought it over and said "well i'll run in and out and in and out and keep slamming the door until St. Peter says, 'for heaven's sake, dyan, come in or stay out.' one summer evening during a violent thunderstorm a mother was tucking her son into bed. she was about to turn off the light when he asked with a tremor in hie voice, "mommy will you sleep with me tonight?" the mother smiled and gave him a reassuring hug. "i can't dear," she said, "i have to sleep in daddy's room." a long silence was

I Just Love Cooter
2007-09-14 09:22:24 #13 of 18 masturbation is key, to being happy When your heart may break, pull it out and give it a spank Push it, circle it, beat it like a pro Aint no shame in being your own dirty ho spank it, wank it, bite on your lip it's always fun to rub up on your clit because masturbation is key to being happy Yes masturbation is the way to smiling every day your mama, your papa, your uncle and the priest they all touch themselves, like dirty little beasts because masturbation is key to being happy masturbation is the way to smiling all day

Posting Pics©right Laws {credit To Tombstone Taz}
USING ANOTHER PERSON’S PICTURES WITHOUT THEIR PERMISSION IS ILLEGAL, AND CONSTITUTES A VIOLATION OF THE LAW — IT’S COPYRIGHT INFRINGEMENT !!!!! First of all, let me start by saying that I am gettingtired of hearing people say, “If you don’t want your picturesstolen, then don’t post them on theinternet.” -- That is the dumbest thing I’ve everheard! That’s like saying if you don’twant your car stolen, don’t park it inan open parking lot. Or if you don’twant your house burglarized, don’t leaveyour house unoccupied. Or if you don’twant raped, don’t go out in public, or wear skimpy clothes. Or if you don’t want your work stolen, don’t publish it. While all of these illegal activities takeplace, it doesn’t make them right, or tolerated. We have laws that protect the victims of thesecrimes. And taking someone else’spictures without their permission is copyright infringement—and amounts to thesame thing as theft.

Things All Men Should Know About Women
The Rules of Bedroom Golf 1. Each player shall furnish his own equipment for play. 2. Play on a course must be approved by the owner of the hole. 3. Unlike outdoor golf, the object is to get the club in the hole and keep the balls out. 4. For most effective play, the club should have a firm shaft. Course owners are permitted to check shaft stiffness before play begins. 5. Course owners reserve the right to restrict club length to avoid damage to the hole. 6. The object of the game is to take as many strokes as necessary until the course owner is satisfied that play is completed. Failure to do so may result in being denied permission to play the course again. 7. It is considered bad form to begin playing the hole immediately upon arrival at the course. The experienced player will normally take time to admire the entire course with special attention to well formed bunkers. 8. Players are cautioned not to mention other

Txprincess74
Whew! I wasn't sure I was going to make it through this week! LOL! Other than the Karate class tomorrow, I will be sitting on my butt not doing a dang thing! : ) What is everyone else up to? Good afternoon everyone! Finally made it through hell day yesterday! Wasn't sure if I would there for a while! LOL! Note to self....be very very careful who you have children with!! LMAO! That man has got to be absolutely out of his mind right now...and his wife (who is usually the calm, rational one) is just as crazy as he is! Ugggh! Anyway, I will get things straightened out tomorrow and hopefully he'll chill out and then my stress level will be seriously reduced!! : ) So today Kade and I are working on the preliminary pieces of his science fair project! Not my favorite subject, but I've gotten used to it. He attends the math/science magnet school...so yeah, it's a little bit required! LOL! Lucky for me, he's an extremely smart kid! Have a great Sunday and enjoy the fo

Runaway W/me
Runaway with me to my hiding place where we are free to be within his grace- Flawless, virtuous, pure in existence I ask myself how can you resist this? Where will I be without your gaze if this will be but a temporary faze... You reject the idea I might be true as you hold your breath I see the clue.. I want to hold your very frame and hope to god you might feel the same. I doubt the reality of any dreams but I know one day soon I may feel its seams. I'll be here in my hiding place when you meet me here I'll memorize your face. ~D.

Work Is Slow
what a slow day we have ran only one call so far today but oh well have to take the good with the bad cant what till friday going camping and spending the whole weekend whitewater rafting then leaving for for cozumel in 3 weeks to go diving woohoo

Trail Of Deceit
Trail of Deceit The Pearl Man’s just a friend she said, She swore it to him from their bed, But what about the note he read, The pain he felt, the tears he shed? A secret life she kept from him, The things she did with guys like Tim, While lights shone bright, not soft nor dim, Mere fantasies for dolts like him. The Pearl Man’s secret she held close, The note it spoke of one-man shows, Where girls rubbed him without their clothes, The way he said, the way he chose. Women like her, the ones he ate, Were easy to manipulate, Just call them pretty, their need so great, Do anything on their first date. The Pearl Man’s just a friend she said, Of course sometimes she gave him head, Not sexual, not in their bed, When he cried - the tears he bled. Copyright Steve Britt 19 October 2004

Contest And Pimp Outs
Shhhhh I'm pimpin him out! He has about 500K to get to HENCHMAN, let's help him. He is the type of person that would help us out if we asked, so let's go and help him out!! Here's his link....spank him and spank him hard...he won't mind : Southern Gentleman ~~ Gotti Family Member~~ Truly Take The Time To See The Inside Of A Person@ fubar This pimp out brought to you by JeNn % Demon Crew %@ fubar Hey all...Gina...our newest memeber is in a give away. The giveaway is for a VIP and is first to 65,000 comments and a rate! You must add the host in order to help Gina out..that link is: MsDallas©~ Gotti Family Don~@ fubar And the link to Gina's pic is :

Sports News
MLB PITCHER JOE KENNEDY PASSES AWAY TAMPA, Fla. -- Major league pitcher Joe Kennedy died early Friday morning, a Hillsborough County sheriff's official said. He was 28. Kennedy passed out at home and was brought to a hospital, Hillsborough County sheriff's spokeswoman Debbie Carter said. She had no further details. Kennedy's agent, Damon Lapa, told ESPN.com that Kennedy died while at home with family in Florida. He did not return phone calls and an e-mail from The Associated Press. "We were terribly shocked," Blue Jays president Paul Godfrey said. "From what we understand he was in Bradenton ... to be the best man at a wedding today." Godfrey said he didn't have any particulars on the cause of death. "When a 28-year-old man dies it's terrible," he said. The left-hander was 43-61 in seven major league seasons with the Tampa Bay Rays, Colorado Rockies, Oakland Athletics, Arizona Diamondbacks and Toronto Blue Jays. Kennedy compiled a 43-61 record with a 4.79 ERA,

A Little Humor
For a couple years I've been blaming it on lack of sleep, not enough sunshine, too much pressure from my job, earwax build-up, poor blood pressure or anything else I could think of. But now, I found out the real reason: I'm tired because I'm overworked. Here's why: The population of this country is 273 million. 140 million are retired. That leaves 133 million to do the work. There are 85 million in school. Which leaves 48 million to do the work. Of this there are 29 million employed by the federal government. Leaving 19 million to do the work. 2.8 million are in the armed forces preoccupied with fighting the Al Qaeda. Which leaves 16.2 million to do the work. Take from the total the 14.8 million people who work for state government. And that leaves 1.4 million to do the work. At any given time there are 188,000 people in hospitals. Leaving 1,212,000 to do the work. Now, there are 1,211,998 people in prisons. That leaves just two

Poop Core
These entries are from my myspace blog...I randomly bring them back up because people thought they were so funny...kinda makes me sad that I have my own computer now...Sharting Kid made for some interesting days... ************************************************** OMFG!!!! The sharting kid at the library Current mood: giggly Category: Blogging OMFG!!!!!!! So, I was just at the library and had to leave because there was this kid in a helmet SHARTING next to me!!!! I was laughing soooooo hard inside that I had to leave...This kid was looking over at the cds or mags or something...and all of a sudden I heard this loud ass fart!!!! It sounded like he just shit his pants (hence Sharting)..........he came over to me and apologized for the farting...I told him that it was ok...I fart too...then he asked if I had to fart now...ROFL...I said not right at this moment, but I do fart at times...He walked away and kept staring at me...then he sharted a bunch more...he then came over

Grow Up
listen I'm a single guy tryin to meet ppl and see what happens if you don't like what other ppl say than ignore it I have meet a few ppl on here and I think they are nice but irf you have to have a comment war or seewho can buy the better gifts stop .... I don't care what anyone thinks I have the ppl on here because they are my friends and I will not stand for any childish games ok ......

You Know Your Old When...
You know your old when... 1. Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face. 2. You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along. 3. Getting a little action means I don't need fiber today. 4. Getting lucky means you find your car in the parking lot. 5. An all-nighter means not getting up to pee!

Man Rules
Hella funny and soooooooo true........! THE Man Rulesï¿½ï¿½ï¿½ï¿½ï¿½ï¿½ï¿½ï¿½ï¿½ï¿½ï¿½ï¿½ï¿½ï¿½ï¿½ï¿½ï¿½ï¿½ï¿½ At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down Finally , the guys' side of the story. ( I must admit, it's pretty good.) We always hear 'the rules' From the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules! Please note.. these are all numbered '1 ' ON PURPOSE!

Choose
READ THIS LET IT REALLY SINK IN - THEN CHOOSE . John is the kind of guy you love to hate. He is always in a good mood and always has something positive to say. When someone would ask him how he was doing, he would reply, "If I were any better, I would be twins!" He was a natural motivator. If an employee was having a bad day, John was there telling the employee how to look on the positive side of the situation. Seeing this style really made me curious, so one day I went up and asked him, "I don't get it! You can't be a positive person all of the time. How do you do it?" He replied, "Each morning I wake up and say to myself, you have two choices today. You can choose to be in a good mood or ... you can choose to be in a bad mood. I choose to be in a good mood." Each time something bad happens, I can choose to be a victim or...I can choose to learn from it. I choose to learn from it. Every time someone comes to me complaining, I can choose to accept their complain

Life
Well as most of you know my father passed away on 10-10-07 at 2:30 am. You would think that after the long battle and the sleepless nights that our family would finally manage to come together. And let my father rest in peace. However there again this is my family we are talking about. My uncle who is the one handleing all the arrangements decided NOT to have a service of any type for my father. He has decided that his ashes will be spread in New Hampshire (where dad did want them) and whoever could make it could make it. What the freak. I am pretty much ready to explode right now seeing as this is going to be done on a sunday in which some of us have our children that have to go to school the next day. And also don't have that type of money available. I find it sad that most of the family will not be able to say their final farewell to my father myself included. I just have to take comfort in the fact that I said what I had to when he was alive. Anyways just had to ve

What A Girl Wants A Boy To Say
I Want A Boy To Say This To Me" date: 2007-10-16 17:53:41 girl: Do i ever cross ur mind? Boy: No Girl: Do you like me? Boy: Not really Girl: Do you want me? Boy: No Girl: Would you cry if I left? Boy: No Girl: Would you live for me? Boy: No Girl: Would you do anything for me? Boy: No Girl: Choose--me or ur life Boy: my life The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says... The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind. The reason why I don't like you is because I love you. The reason I don't want you is because I need you. The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left. The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you. The reason why I'm not willing to do anything for you is because I would do everything for you. The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life. REPOST THIS IN 7 MIN. IF

Im In A Contest Need Bombbed Please
If you where here or i there would it be better just another chance only to have one more pain one more scar one more memory in a treasure chest dusting away! thats what happen when you burn two candles you do get burn some people dont learn tears fall like rain and the scars remain. I always love you years cant take that away another has already and now im left to say I hold you in my heart forever but we never be togather. Thats how love ends when you play with fire you do get burn. left to have another take your place sameday you'll learn!

I Made!
Yesterday was one year since a good friend of mine died in a horrible car accident. She was with a friend of hers and they were both drunk and from what we were told he fell asleep behind the wheel and they hit a field drive. She had her seatbelt on but still didnt make it she died instantly. I miss her very much and I still cant believe she is gone. She was the type of person who always made you feel like you belonged and if you werent having fun she made sure to find a way to help you have fun! She brought out the good in everyone and went out of her way to help everyone she could. I miss you Amy. RIP! This happy hour going on right now was brought to you by: $DJ BABY BOY$ ~DJ FOR THE GIT-R-DONE REBEL FAMILY & BOMBSQUAD~{ DIRTY SOUTH CREW}@ fubar Go show him some love he deserves everything you can give him!! Also show some love to angeleyes!! She is awesome and she knows it!! angel eyes CT wife to Jay 'bob vila' ~GIT-R-DONE REBEL FAMILY BOMBSQUAD~@ fu

Thank You ..
, Hello to all .. I want to thank all of you (Family , Friends , Fans ). For all the love and card's and gifts that I got yesterday on my birthday . All of you made my birthday very special and I just want to thank all of you . My thanks and luv to all of you .. I will do my best to get back to each and everyone of you with a thank you card . Have a good day and week ahead . Tom Myspace Comments at WishAFriend.com

School!
I just wanted to let everyone know that a class that was 8 weeks long I passed with flying colors. I am so happy that passed this class! I got a 198 out of a 200. 2 points were taken off because I didnt go to two classes because I was sick! But I am very happy about this!

Romance
I took a chance. For once I took a risk. I met a wonderful man. He's been hurt. Scar'd by love. I met a man. He takes my breath away. He makes my heart flutter. He makes me feel special. He makes me feel like a women. What hurts more then ever, he made me smile. I fell in love. I gave him something special. I gave him, myself. I took a chance. I met a man. I fell in love. I waited; now i shall too be scar'd by love.

Blowjob Etiquette (by A Female,male)
1. First and foremost, we are not obligated to do it. 2. Extension to rule 1 - So if you get one, be grateful. 3. I don't care WHAT they did in the porn video you saw, it is not standard practice to cum on someone's face. 4. Extension to rule 3 - No, I DON'T have to swallow. 5. My ears are NOT handles. 6. Extension to rule 5 - do not push on the top of my head. Last I heard, deep throat had been done. And additionally, do you really WANT puke on your dick? 7. I don't care HOW relaxed you get, it is NEVER OK to fart. 8. Having my period does not mean that it's "hummer week" - get it through your head - I'm bloated and I feel like shit so no, I don't feel particularly obligated to blow you just because YOU can't have sex right now. 9. Extension to 8 - "Blue Balls" might have worked on high school girls - if you're that desperate, go jerk off and leave me alone with my Midol. 10. If I have to pause to remove a pubic hair from my teeth, don't tell me I've just "w

Freed
I guess I am wrong with what I have decided I want out of life ? I have decided after all these years of me taking care & supporting other people that I want to be taken care & supported for once in my life. If it doesn't happen it doesn't happen I will stay alone & for once take care of myself. No one night stands & being used ...... I am not perfect but I am not a toy either. I have taken care & supported of alot of people in my LIFE & if I can't have the life I want then I will stay alone. I have said alot here on FUBAR about me so alot of you know what I have been through the last few months. I'm tired of broken promise's & the bullsh!t... You either want me as a friend & like me for me or you don't !! Don't tell me alot of promise's you don't plan on keeping. I am not a cheater never have been I take care of my man & my home so I have no need to cheat nor would I. But as you know my Fiance passed away this April & I am tired of the game's people play ....I just want t

The Heart Will Heal....
The Heart Does Break........ Nothing feels quite like a broken heart It's true. Women speak of the pain of childbirth - like passing a bowling ball through the eye of a needle, apparently. Well, not quite, my dear. Not quite. Men on the other hand, talk about what a sharp kick to the groin feels like. Ouch! You don't forget that in a hurry, let me tell you. Both sexes wear these gender specific facts like medals. While I have experienced one of these lows (fifth grade, size three shoes), and am unlikely to be party to the other, when asked the all-important question the feeling is unanimous - neither of these events match the sheer torture and torment that a broken heart can wreak. A broken heart is the single greatest pain you will ever have to endure. In fact, it is the most hurt you could ever imagine. The worst thing about it is that the one who commits this emotional crime is not someone you hate - not even someone you dislike...No. Because the only person who is capable o

Shoutbox
Iam disabling my shoutbox as of now for a little while. If you need or want to reach me you'll have to click this pic and chat with me through comments. I have almost 2000 friends and noone with time to help but everyone wants to chat so I figured this is a good way to kill 2 birds with one stone.Hate doin' it this way but hey, Whatever works. Lucy

Getting To Know Me
A father said, "Son, the object of dating is to SCORE! And to do that, you have to give the woman something. So when you pick up your date later, make sure you have some flowers or chocolates to give her. Girls go crazy over that stuff. The more you give, the more you get!" So, the son showed up for his date with flowers AND chocolates. She was very flattered and pleased, and she rewarded him with a long, passionate kiss. She pressed her chest against him and rubbed her fingers through his hair,.... hoping to give him the best kiss that he had ever received. After the kiss, he turned and bolted for the door. "Oh! I'm sorry," she said. "I didn't mean to scare you away." "You didn't!" he replied. "I'm going out to get you some jewelry!" 1. What time did you get up this morning? 445 am 2. Diamonds or pearl? diamonds 3. What was the last film you saw at the cinema? dead mans chest 4. What's your favorite TV show? samurai jack 5. What did you have for breakfast t

Jealousy And The Net
Someone help me here. Why is is when your on a site like this..it creates jealousy? Someone really likes someone or is attracted or has a fixation on someone..and the drama begins. They think they "own" you when if fact you've never even met, and chances are slim to none that you ever will because you live a gazillion miles away from each other.. or...even living in a nearby town, they "claim" you as their own? They tend to "read into" comments left by the opposite sex, or browse the others site to see the comments you may have left there. I just don't get it. Yeah so theres an attraction..but for God sake, some act like its a meat market out there where they can purchase their wares off the net for safe keeping.. Actually it gets sickening. Finding out recently, someone who "liked" me on here, deleted his Fubar profile today, because he saw comments I left someone and/or a Fubar hubby I've had for a few months, he wanted me to delete..OMG...c'mon.. its the net.. no one "

My Navy Boy
I remember the very day when I felt my boy kick inside me for the very first time RIGHT under my heart!! I didn't think when I counted his 10 little toes, I would be counting weeks until I see him again!! He needs not to do anything more to make me proud as I am already proud!! THIS is for him!! Good Luck in the Navy ... MOMMY's little GUY!! Until we meet again as we did 18 years ago!! I love you so much SON Thank you for all that you will do for our country GO SHOW HIM SOME LOVE, so when he gets back 11/30/07 he knows he is appreciated!! Sick-Diddy@ fubar

Just Voicing My Thoughts
I've been beaten! I've been BETRAYED! I've been as low as you could go! I've been through HELL! BUT i will never BACK DOWN! I will always get back up ! I am ROBERT ( CENSORED) ! I WILL NOT DIE BITCH !

Broken Heart
no more tears , my heart is broken, all the bad words have been spoken! ive took all i can take of a broken heart ,every things gone and im fallin apart! what went wrong? did our love grow bad? there were so many feelings i thought you had? now that love is gone and im lost in the dark, all thats left is my broken heart.

Your Love
Your love carries me through each and every day. It guides me through my journeys and it always lights my way. Your love sends me to places that alone I never knew. It is the reason I live and breathe and the strength in all I do. Your love is magical like nothing else can be. It surrounds me with comfort. It is all that I can see. Your love I will treasure until my last breath has gone. It is my pride and joy and the greatest gift I own.

Armin Van Buren Does Honor To His Title!
Armin Van Buuren, one of the best trance DJs of the moment and one of my personal favorites has recently been voted the world's best electronic and techno dj by DJ Mag (which is one of the highest honors a DJ can get). He is currently on tour in the US and last night, he was here in ATL. Since I love his style and trance so much, I expected just an awesome trance show like I've seen him do so many times before (most recently at Twilo for WMC in April). But last night's show was a total departure from his usual routine. Of course he played some classic anthems and good trance but most of the time, he actually played some harder and "nastier" house music. The club was packed and the atmosphere was truly thru the roof : it was absolute bedlam and so contagious : everyone was getting into it. So many people I spoke to, who like me are Van Buuren fans, told me how mesmerized and happily surprised they were to see how Armin was "bringing it". My friend Julia who like me shares a great passi

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Special Thanks
I WAS RECENTLY IN A CONTEST AND I DIDNT THINK I HAD A CHANCE OF WINNING. THESE PEOPLE WENT ABOVE AND BEYOND MY WILDEST IMAGINATION AND SHOWED ME THAT IT WAS POSSIBLE TO WINIF I EVER NEEDED ANY HELP AGAINTHESE ARE THE PEOPLE THAT I WOULD CALL UPON~*Ç£ÃÿMØ®Ê*~ *DEMON CREW* & * W.I.S.E.U.K.F*@ fubartxmom of 5~ Always blessing never losses~SPB~~ Fusista's~club far@ fubarlogmaster200@ fubar~~Sam's Seductive Angel~~ Fusista's Bombing & Leveling Crew@ fubar~Tina~Member of~ TheFlyByNight Family~IBN~Fusista's ~And anyone else who needs help !~!@ fubarchoppie@ fubarDAGWOOD-Bomb shell family@ fubarWill~~~~~ {{{after hours greeter}}}} fu fiancee to SouthernbiPrincess@ fubarFøøkêdµÞføøkê®@ fubar

Dominique
SINCE HEAVEN HAS BECOME YOUR HOME I SOMETIMES FEEL I'M ALONE; AND THOUGH WE NOW ARE FAR APART YOU HOLD A BIG PIECE OF MY HEART. I NEVER KNEW HOW MUCH I'D GRIEVE WHEN IT WAS TIME FOR YOU TO LEAVE, OR JUST HOW MUCH MY HEART WOULD ACHE FROM THAT ONE FRAGMENT YOU WOULD TAKE. GOD LETS THIS HOLE REMAIN REMINDING ME WE'LL MEET AGAIN, AND ONE DAY ALL THE PAIN WILL CEASE WHEN HE RESTORES THIS MISSING PIECE. HE'LL TURN TO JOY MY EVERY TEAR WITH THOUGHTS OF OF I HOLD SO NEAR, AND THEY,LL BECOME MY SPECIAL WAY TO TEASURE OUR REUNION DAY.. BUT UNTIL THAN YOU WILL FOREVER REMAIN IN MY HEART.. THIS IS DEDICATED TO MY BABY GIRL WHO PAST ON NOV 9TH,2006 LIFE IS LIKE A NEWBORN BABY STRUGGLING TO COME OUT OF IT'S MOTHERS WOMB,LIFE IS A STRUGGLE TRUE ENOUGH,BUT AFTER ALL THE STRUGGLING YOU HAVE DONE,AND AFTER ALL THE HELL YOU HAVE BEEN THROUGH THEIR IS SUCCESS.. LIFE IS NOTHING BUT A BIG STRUGGLE, BUT JUST KEEP FAITH AND FOCUS ON YOUR GOALS .. DONT LET LIFE BEAT YOU OR YOU WILL BE WALK

Bullshit
this is just a comment on all the b.s. going on with this drama queen shit we all see being thrown lately. look people...if any of you have seen what i have...you would know how petty this all is...i saw my brother bleeding to death when we were both pinned under a wall...i could not get to him, i saw children burned over 90% of thier bodies...and they did not complain...i have seen double amputee`s do things you and i would not dare do...because they had to...and never ask for help...all this means absolutely nothing to me...we all have a right to choose our friends...and life is too short and fragile to deal with the small petty things....if you do not like who i am...then don`t let the door hit you in the ass...if you don`t like me for who i choose as a friend..then don`t let the door hit you in the ass again... just remember, the door locks when you leave..my son acts better than you guys...he`s 16...grow up and let life be...get over it

Thanks
well deleted most of my friends i never talk to them so whats the point on having them on so bye bye to the rest still on glad to have u till i get pissed and deltet them too lol Just wanted to thank everyone for helping me out when i first got here......it was really helpful and enjoy chatting with everyone of you

Job Interview... Another Story
"Shit," Michelle said aloud as she stepped out of her car into the pouring rain of Louisville, Kentucky. She was already late to her interview due to numerous accidents on the freeway. Michelle ran to the entrance of the tall brick building, her heels clicking furiously on the wet pavement. The area looked relatively decent, she thought to herself as she stepped under the awning. The bushes surrounding the building her neatly trimmed, and the paint wasn't chipping, so at least there was that. She went inside, to the secretary’s desk. "I'm here for an interview with Mr. Turner." The young woman didn't look up. She continued her oh so important process of filing her firecracker red nails. Michelle cleared her throat. The secretary sighed. "Sit down on the couch, he'll be with you shortly." "Thanks." She walked over to a brown leather couch, and sat down on the end. As she waited, she inspected her surroundings. The ceiling was fairly high, with wine colored walls, and pai

Welcome To My Mind!!!
A Special Friend Like You A special friend is an absolute must, always to be there, on them you can trust. When you need them, they're never far away, even if you just want to tell them about your day. A special friend will listen and hear, always willing to lend an ear. You can tell them what is on your mind, and against you no fault will they find. When you need a hug you know where to turn, for arms that will wrap around you nice and firm. A strong embrace to comfort and soothe, whenever your day has not gone smooth. A special friend can be such fun, and keep you smiling till the day is done. They will make you laugh until you can't see, through all the tears of joy and glee. A special friend will keep you on your toes, to the point that you never know which way to go. Keeping your mind going round and round, so that you never know which way is up or down. I have a special friend you see, and he is just perfect for me. He will say the funniest thin

Karma!!!!!!!!
As I am sending out my comments for Monday Yet again I am seeing this same person on all of your pages as viewing your profiles. I have been being harrassed by some whack job for a month now making multiple accounts all day and had 4 accounts on here too many links to post. She is a disgruntal person, no one hates drama more than I, so If you see this person on your page just be careful now she is on my friends pages as well as all of my family members... It's in red letters called KARMA, i have seen it on 30 pages of my friends so far this morning. I am really hoping she will get a life and find someone else to harass, because it's really getting old.. Have a great Monday and A happy Thanksgiving. A special thank you Dark prince and Princess Lillith who are helping me take care of this situataion, if you read the header on my profile i now belong to them, heheheh bloody kisses MINA

St Louis Childrens Hospital
I wish I had known about this sooner. I could have posted it and maybe gotten more donations. Anyway, I was able to donate $300 to the St Louis Childrens Hospital. Just goes to show every little bit counts.

Holidays
They are your neighbor, the " guy/girl next door " They are husband, father or son, wife, mother or daughter They are the laborer, the store owner, the corporate executive, They are the jogger, sportsfan, hobbyist or handyman.... They are just like everyone else, save for one quality... They are one in one thousand who will risk their life to save yours; You'll see them waiting for the train and at the little league game, You'll see them in every house of worship, You'll see them in town, proudly wearing the emblem which shows they are a member of a fraternity dedicated to preserving life, Their car is the one backed into the driveway with the blue light on the dashboard, Their keys hang by the door and a pair of boots stand at their bed, They take their pager everywhere for fear they will be missed when they are needed; They won't complain much about life, they've seen too much suffering for that, They'll tell you the funny side and avoid the stories of pain, They'll be

Corporate Crime
from the MoJo Blog http://www.motherjones.com/mojoblog/archives/2007/11/6273_walmart_sues_br.html Wal-Mart Sues Brain Damaged Employee As Reward for Giving Her Health Insurance Just when you think that Wal-Mart had already exhausted every last possible strategy for screwing over its employees, here comes this story in the Wall Street Journal [available to subscribers only; see LA times editorial below]. Deborah Shank, a Wal-Mart employee gets into an accident with a semi and ends up permanently brain-damaged a few years back. Her Wal-Mart health insurance paid her medical bills, but she also sued the trucking company for damages. She wins $700,000, which after legal fees and expenses, nets her about $400,000, which was put in a trust to pay the nursing home she now lives in. But Wal-Mart gets wind of the settlement and turns around and sues Shank for $470,000, the money its insurance company paid for her care from the accident. Now, the woman is reliant on Medicaid and Social

Copperheads
EVER HAD THE FEELING THAT YOU ARE MISSING OUT ON THE NEXT BIG THING?? WELL HERE IT IS. COPPERHEADS LOUNGE & BAR, WHERE THE LIQUOR IS ALWAYS FLOWING, THE MUSIC IS ALWAYS BLARING, AND THE PEOPLE WILL SHOW YOU A LOT OF LOVE. NOW THE STAFF OF COPPERHEADS IS FILLED WITH SOME SEXY LIL LADIES, SO YOU GUYS WILL LOVE IT, AND FOR YOU LADIES, JUST THINK, LOTS OF GUYS RUNNING AROUND.. YOUR CHANCES ARE LOOKING GREAT!! *wink* SO CLICK THE BANNER AND WE'LL HAVE SOME FUN!! YOU'VE SEEN IT BEFORE, AND YOU STILL AREN'T THERE, WHAT IS GOING ON INSIDE YOUR HEAD??? YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO BE A PART OF THE NEW HOTSPOT OF FUBAR, COPPERHEADS LOUNGE. YOUR CONCIENCE TELLS YOU SO. STOP TYPING FOR JUST A MOMENT AND LISTEN TO IT!!.......SEE!!! HAHA Click Here To Join The Fun!!! I PERSONALLY PROMISE YOU AN EXCELLENT TIME!! CHEERS!

Good/bad
someone asked me not to long ago why do girls say they want a nice guy but always go 4 the assholes.....well this is what i told him..... every guy that i have ever been with has started out as a god send done all the little things to get the girl that he so claimed to want at the time and then stopped doing all the little things that matter most and then turned into something totally different a month,2 months,a year later its not that some girls prefer jerks its that some are so used to it that they don't realize it sometimes and then when a decent guy comes along and shows respect they are too scared because they have never had that b4 so some tend not to give a decent guy a chance ,ya know guys will do just about anything thing to get a girl that he wants and then suddenly stops ummm the little things are what makes some girls the the happiest..............and yes this goes for guys as well....woman always want to know why a guy prefers a girl that treats him wrong and does thi

Sexiest Bisexual On Fubar!
imikimi - Customize Your World http://fubar.com/tntiger hey everyone Tennessee Tiger™ is having a contest for the sexiest bisexual woman on fubar and I joined it lol, please go and vote for me so I can win win win!!

Fu-friends
I'm Going To Be Making A Folder Of Pics Of All My Good FU-Friends.. If You Want To Be In It ..Send Me A Message With The Link To The Pic You Want Me To Use..Or Let Me Know If I Should Choose A Pic Of Yours

Me
Friday i received so life shattering news. My Mom has lung cancer, She has been sick for a few weeks and finally she went to the Dr.and after many tests it was on paper that it was cancer. I am living with her now and i will be caring for her while she goes through treatment. With it being Christmas time its very hard to think of christmas. All i want for christmas is my mom to recover. Today i was walking around downtown and i looked up and there was a sign saying cancer survivor park. A fountain and placks about the chances of surviving cancer ect. I have lived her on and off for years and i never knew this park was there. I was feeling so lost and not sure of what was going to happen. After visiting that park i feel a lot better. Maybe it was an angel that led me there Today i was told that my Mom is real sick and its serious!! it could be cancer or a tumor in her left lung. I will not know for sure til tomorrow! Anyone that reads this please say a prayer for my

Wandering Lost
My soul is lost floating endlessly in time. Searching yet knowing it is too late. Tears fall silently as does the rain. I dare not stop this restless search. Reality is too painful my soul trapped in anguish. Lost, searching, crying. Tears fall softly from my weary soul. Thrust into this world of torment..

Understanding Men
Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules! Please note.. these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE! 1. Men are NOT mind readers. 1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down. 1. WEEKEND sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides.Let it be. 1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way. 1. Crying is blackmail. 1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! 1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question. 1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for. 1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a Problem. See a doctor. 1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argumen

The Letter I Never Sent
The Letter I Never Sent Dear_______, I'm not quite sure where to begin; I know these past few months has been a mess, both our faults, I'm not just directing that to you. I have had ten million things run through my mind these past few months, and I am going to try and get a few of them out right now. For one, I do cherish your friendship, like I said in one of my e-mails, you and I have shared things and conversations about our lives, our families that I would never with anyone else. The main reason for that is because I trust you, and you listen to me, as I do to you. I can say that I have had some of the most wonderful times with you that I have ever had in my entire life, so much laughing and smiling. I had told you once before that when you talk I hold onto every word that comes out of your mouth and it's like they are engraved in the back of my mind forever. I can't answer why you have that affect on me; maybe it's the fact that we have become such good friends. To be

Twas The Night Before Christmas
'Twas the night before Christmas--Old Santa was pissed. He cussed out the elves and threw down his list. Miserable little brats, ungrateful little jerks. I have a good mind to scrap the whole works! I've busted my ass for damn near a year, Instead of 'Thanks Santa'--what do I hear? The old lady bitches cause I work late at night. The elves want more money--The reindeer all fight. Rudolph got drunk and goosed all the maids. Donner is pregnant and Vixen has AIDS. And just when I thought that things would get better Those assholes from the IRS sent me a letter, They say I owe taxes--if that ain't damn funny Who the hell ever sent Santa Claus any money? And the kids these days--they all are the pits They want the impossible-- Those mean little shits I spent a whole year making wagons and sleds Assembling dolls...Their arms, legs and heads I made a ton of yo yo's--No request for them, They want computers and robots...they think - I'm

--..+
Do you hate me now? The answer is in the question. You always hated how I spoke in riddles And I did it for that reason. You're wishing for my death now I hear, And I'm living just to spite you. I lie about who I am now So I can say I'm just like you. I called you up the other day I knew you would answer, you haven't changed. It's kinda like a slap in the face knowing I'm not the same. Reality is like a head on collision When karma comes back three fold. Vengence is beautiful And I'm thriving on the lies you told. I'm just like you now Gnawing on the hand that fed. Slowly but surely You'll choke on the words you've said.

Christmas Blessings
We apologize for this mass Holiday Wish, but we want all our family, friends and fans to know that we wish each and every one of you a Blessed Christmas and safe holiday season. We are still trying to get organized since moving to the country and are preparing for a family Christmas here complete with the traditional dinner. Forgive us for not being here as much as we were, but hopefully soon things will settle back to somewhat normal. Please bear with us and remember that we love you all and wish you the best. Hugzzzz, Sipher, Sexy LiL Sharky and family

Dominant Females
WHAT'S SO APPEALING ABOUT HYPNOTIC DOMINANCE? I've been thinking about dominance and why is it so appealing to me. I'm not into pain or humiliation. I'm not harsh and I'm not interested in excessively needy men. I can wash my own car and do my own dishes (smiles - although I certainly am not opposed to being served in that way.) It's just that.. I'm a strong woman who enjoys having people see things my way through gentle persuasion and just a wee bit of charm :) While it isn't the "typical" Domme approach, it works for me and I admit I take pride in the fact I can accomplish what I want in that manner. So... if I'm not into pain or humiliation, not harsh... and I'm attracted to strong men, what is it that pulls me so to dominance? I've always been attracted to strong men who can make their own decisions from day to day but, who from time to time, just want and need to let go. (I love that saying - "I'm strong enough to stand. I choose to kneel.") Nothing is more appealing than a

Puppies
Today I brought home 3 4-week old puppies with the intention of keeping 1 and fostering 2. Why am I doing this???? Because of heartless, careless and irresponsible piece of shit dog owners. On Sunday night the private no kill animal shelter I volunteer at picked up 17 puppies from an animal control shelter, that kills the animals that are in need, in another county so save thier lives. 8 were 3 1/2 weeks, 2 were 7 weeks and 7 were 7 DAYS old. Here is my biggest grip. The 7 day old pups were born outside because the mom wasn't kept inside. Animal control found them and took them to the shelter. The owners of the mother came to claim her. When they asked if either they would take the puppies or leave the mom for weaning and they said no. When animal control told them that all the pups would be destroyed if they didn't do that they said they didn't care and took the mom home. Animal control was set to destroy them the next day before the HALO shelter took them in. Now all the pu

Vip
ok all here is the deal i got a little over a week left on my vip so here is what i am proposing i will each day i have left on it choose one of my friends to use all 100 of my 11s on... i will only choose from those of my friends that actually show love so if you want your chances of having 100 11s used on you in one day then you know what to do. now please remember for me to do this you musy have a total of at least 99 photos, stash items, blogs etc.... so comeone by and show some luv and get well rewarded luv u guys

Poems And Songs
Breathless baby lingers im a bow round your little finger ive gone and lost my way lead me to water long lost daughter since you can't hide will wash away with the time baby i fall apart you gone broke my heart everything falls away im Breathless at your name how you move me your eyes wound me kill me with every word you dont say secret lovers don't leave me for another stay until nights come and gone all have left to remind me is your song baby i fall apart you gone and broke my heart everything falls away Im breathless so breathless at your name baby i fall apart you gone my broke my heart everything falls away im breathless so breathless at your name Im breathless so breathless at your name when i was little my mom always said that life is not a fairytale that it does come to an end but if you are lucky one day you will see that someone in the world will love you as much as me I hope you

And A Smile Of Joy Returns
I love you all, sometimes said in a cliche way, I think; almost an afterthought, maybe a duty. But it is true, in my heart I love each of you as God dwells in my heart, that I can't help. Some of you have profound ideas, some creative words and art. Others have a beauty outside matched by their tender heart. Regardless though, you touch my life profoundly and I am grateful for the way you brighten my days. My life would be significantly lessened in quality without you and in this new year my hope is we share laughs, loves and tears at times. That is after all what friends are for isn't it? But one can love, and love deeply, without being in love. This is the lesson God reveals in the life, death, resurrection and ascension of Jesus the Christ. What is the difference, you may ask? Walk with me if you will thru the posts in this blog that I write today. Some of you have walked alongside me for these past months, commented at a change you heard in me as November gave way to Advent

Things I've Learned
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning." 2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of the carpet." 3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!" 4. My mother taught me LOGIC. " Because I said so, that's why." 5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. "If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me." 6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident." 7. My mother taught me IRONY "Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about." 8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth and eat your supper." 9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. "Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!" 10. My mother taught me about ST

P. Niss Vs V. Gina (hehe! Crystal Makes Me Laugh!!)
The Day the Penis asked for a Raise I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons: I do physical labor. I work at great depths. I plunge headfirst into everything I do. I do not get weekends or public holidays off. I work in a damp environment. I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation. I work in high temperatures. Sincerely, P. Niss The Response Dear Penis: After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons: You do not work 8 hours straight. You fall asleep after brief work periods. You do not always follow the orders of the management team. You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting other locations. You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working. You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift. You don't always observe necessary safety regulat

It's Time
Sgt.Raider of Sarge’s Bad Girls needs YOUR help, and I’M willing to pay for it! After all, two can play THAT game! For every 200 comments you bomb on the following picture, I will pay you 5,000 fubucks! The contest is over Wednesday, January 9th at 9:00 PM Central time so get bombing NOW! Send me a private e-mail advising me of your 200 comments. Yes they will be verified by ^Sin^. Thanks! Public service announcement brought to you by: Tulsa's Angel~ Club FAR Promoter/Sisterhood/FuBombers/SgtRaider's Bad Girl@ fubar

It's A "mumm" Really I Swear.
Well, silly ol’ me had thought in order to post mumms it was determined upon your points and not that of the amount of fubucks you had, thus helped a friend by relinquishing all my fufundage. lol So I shall make this a blog instead, with same intention of that of a mumm, in help of making up my mind. I have an online friend whose female, and who appears to be ever so lost as to what she truly wants. With ought trying to judge her I find she isn’t certain at heart what she’s looking for, but just knows she wants that companionship and togetherness of a relationship. Within only five months she has made drastic changes in her life for three men; one she moved in with and was talking marriage, another she moved from her home in the US to Canada for, which lasted a month; and lastly within a week of returning home she’s involved again. Because of her new relationship, she is finding religion again because of this gentlemans religious belief and is severing ties with all those sh

Can't Let Go
You know it is kinda amusing how some people can't let go. They write blogs about how others can't grow up and send their little minions over to spy.. and now looks like the head honcho is lonely again and all in other people's business.. although for the life of me, I cannot understand why he continues to come to my page considering how much i can't stand him and know he is a slimy pervert, but I guess stupidity holds no boundaries. No matter how much he insists that he is over this, he has been caught on candid camera. BUSTED! He has even stooped so low as to stalk my husband Satan as well.. BUSTED! He has also stalked the following people: Chica Mr. Piffington Bitchwhisperer Preston Nyck 404 harmful if swallowed Jaykob Gryfon Rudeboy Flying High Solo so there ya have it.. I guess the proof is in the pudding. LADIES BEWARE... this man is a pervert and a stalker.

How?
Hey all Nice little place here! I am on Facebook but never on myspace or anything else! I see some awsome pages on here with great backgrounds and pics....but I can't figure out how to do it! Anyone out there wanna take the time and talk a noob through it???? Thanks for any help in advance! Plus I see all the NSFW labels but in a adult sight there private so no one can see them??? Just for storage or what? Juust trying to figure site out and what to do thanks again!

Vip Me?
Why is it everytime I ask a guy or anyone for that matter if they would be willing to buy me a VIP they want stuff like Cybering and shit? or they just simply blow me off? look I know I ain't the hottest thing on Fubar but damn people cut me a break will ya!!! I am a very likeable person but I am not on here for cybering or looking for a man...I am happily married as I stated on my profile but obviously not many guys read the damn thing before they open their mouths about wanting sex to me...I took down all my NSFW pics related to me out to prove that I am better than that.. so why not help this southern girl get a VIP? why because you are a kind and generous person thats why!!! I rate,Fan,Add, and comment people on here so WTF man??? thats all I can do for anyone so please I am asking anyone who reads this to keep in mind that all I can do in return for your kindness is to rate,fan,add,comment and be your friend.... Thank You! Sincerely, Southern BadGirl

My Age...boy Is This One Right On The Head!!!!
......You Act Like You Are 20 Years Old........You are a twentysomething at heart. You feel like an adult, and you're optimistic about life.You feel excited about what's to come... love, work, and new experiences.You're still figuring out your place in the world and how you want your life to shape up.The world is full of possibilities, and you can't wait to explore many of them.........What Age Do You Act?..

The Disappearing Gentlemen.
Everyday we lose a person we love dearly. You never know a mans worth till there gone. He was a great man loved by everyone, as i walked through the community everyone one i met offered condolences, every restaurant i went to my money was no good. he was a great man loved by many and touched alot of peoples hearts. I will greatly miss him and he will always be in my heart. Labeled NSFW just incase. In this I will try and explain the changes in history, and why nice guys finish last. To start I would like to give you a few statistics that you probly didn't know. In the past 50 years the sex rate has dropped from age 19 in girls and 18 in boys to a staggering 15 for both on average. In the 1950's 13% of girls admitted to being sexually active, but more recently 47% of girls admitted to being sexually active. Finally 1 million teenagers become pregnant each year, 50% of these will become pregnant within 2 years of there first birth. I felt it was important to share these facts so you wil

Top Ten List #2
10. Everyone around you has an attitude problem. 9. You're adding chocolate chips to your cheese omelet 8. The dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans. 7. Your husband is suddenly agreeing to everything you say. 6. You're using your cell phone to dial up bumper stickers that says, "How's my driving? Call 1-800-EAT-SHIT." 5. Everyone's head looks like an invitation to batting practice. 4. You're convinced there's a God and he's male. 3. You're counting down the days until menopause. 2. You're sure that everyone is scheming to drive you crazy. 1. The ibuprofen bottle is empty and you bought it yesterday.

Help Them Find The Murderer!!!!!!!
I do not want condolences about this situation, I am posting this bulletin with a link that includes pictures of the man who murdered my 3 month old son in hopes that maybe someone has seen him somewhere....anywhere....please take the time to go to the link and watch the news video which includes a description of the car he was driving and his picture...If anyone knows anything at all, please dont contact me...call 409-771-7488 please repost the hell out of this so as many people as possible can see this. and if someone could sticky this for me so even more people can see it i would really appreciate it thank you everyone http://www.khou.com/topstories/stories/khou080130_jj_policeinfoonbabyfounddead.7265da15.html (repost of original by 'Sporks -add me as a fan before you add me as a friend-' on '2008-01-30 22:34:20') (repost of original by '*Memory*Fu-Engaged 2 Lilducknr' on '2008-01-30 23:08:12')

Journal Entries
A little background: Until about 7-8 years ago when the following events took place, Joni and I were very best friends, took care of one another when our heart was broken, one was too damn drunk ect. helped raised each others kids (she had a boy my kids age)besides a hott daughter only four years younger than me. It was like a non-sexual lesbian relationship. We lived together off and on. She was totally straight. All her boyfriends hated me thinking I would take her from them. She was jealous of every girl I dated. She especially didn't want me flirting with her daughter Angie. One night durring a festival, we were trying to collect beads for our necks from these guys called the 'rough riders', Angie offered for her and I to make out for some particular beads we wanted, I said "hell yeah" forgetting all about Joni, and we went at it! Then once we got pushd over by the crowd of guys trying to watch, we quit. The guy went to give us our beads and Joni grabbed them from him and said

Tagged
Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1..love cooking. 2..love going camping. 3..love to give massages. 4..i dont watch alot of sports. 5..love landscaping and remodeling. 6..love photography. 7..a woman in a button down shirt is a huge turn on for me. 8..i have a heart of gold.hehe. 9..been married twice.and been separated for 12 years...dont ask,...lol. 10..i am very romantic. i am tagging these 5 people..Cj, J-Roxx, Lutin,Lily, and Fantasy

Calling All Artists!
So, I'm already planning for another tattoo, or a series of tattoos with the same theme. I'm planning to get all "Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse" tattooed. I'm still debating on placement, but I have two options. Option A: ~Get a mural on my back (covering a majority of it) with all four of them in the same piece. or Option B: ~One horseman on each forearm and one on each calf. Now, as I debate this, I need to enlists help of any artists. Being that the horsemen symbolize bad shit (War, Famine, Pestilence, and Death) I need a tattoo with a dark vibe to it. Detail in the art would be nice. I'd like to incorporate the names of all four of them in Latin. However, since I have no history of using the Latin language, and being that I don't online translators, I'll need help in this field as well. Color isn't necessary for your draft. I can do that myself. So, if you're willing to participate in this deed, let me know whether you'll be going for the mural or the solo pi

Gitan
Raith 7, cold desolate Ice moon of the planet Xerus in the Morbus galaxy, 6 langstroms from the nearest human outpost. Unreachable but by the most adaptive starships. Only stacross 5’s with the ability to fold time could generate the necessary attitude to break out of the dimension bands that held the boundary intact. So here I am, under the ice flow in the corridors of the reliance and I often gaze into the furnaces and remember the sense of a fireplace or so I’m told. Most memories are programmed so it’s hard to tell what was and if there is truth in the dreams I suffer from. It’s not appropriate to have these dreams as I am always reminded yet when the mines are silent I drift to places that are filled with light and color. Beyond the steel gray structures of these honeycombed enclosures that have become my bastion of existence with only these dreams that force me to question my choice to align with the company. Day after day the march of us all to the elevators and down the tra

Wyoming Cowboy!
Wyoming Cowboy A young cowboy from Wyoming goes off to college, but half way through the semester, he has foolishly squandered all his money. He calls home. "Dad," he says, "You won't believe what modern education is developing! They actually have a program here in Laramie that will teach our dog, Ol' Blue how to talk!" "That's amazing," his Dad says. "How do I get Ol' Blue in that program?" "Just send him down here with $1,000" the young cowboy says. "I'll get him in the course." So, his father sends the dog and $1,000. About two-thirds through the semester, the money again runs out. The boy calls home. "So how's Ol' Blue doing, son," his father asks. "Awesome, Dad, he's talking up a storm," he says, "but you just won't believe this - they've had such good results they have started to teach the animals how to read!" "Read!" says his father, "No kidding! How do we g et Bl ue in that program?" "Just send $2,500, I'll get him in the c

Sluts Always Win.
I am so fucking sick of the nice girls, you know the ones who don't sleep with every guy, always seem to lose the guy to the slut. I was this guy who I have known for almost six years and I freaking lost him to a fucking nasty ass 21 year old slut who has slept with fucking over 28 people. She is nasty she doesn't shower she looks like fucking hell. when she puts on make up she puts on so much it like 3 inches thick. The guy talks so much crap about how loose she is. his words are "hotdog down a hallway" and I must say he has a very huge dick. I have seen it but never fucked it.. SO maybe some guy can inform me why you talk shit about the sluts but always fucking date them. And for the sluts out there leave the men alone, we all know that you can't stay with one dick.. sluts always seem to win..

Tag
Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1) I shave my head 2) I love my m4. 3) I get horny when I get drunk. 4) I don't like my ex. 5) I went to college and not doing a damn thing with it. 6) I like green. 7) I am 5'10". 8) I love COFFEE!!. 9) I like driving in the snow. 10) my best friend is Chris

Tag....
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1) I have 8 pins, a metal plate and a 6 inch metal rod in my right leg from an accident I had Dec. 11, 2006. 2) I have collected porcelain dolls since I was 8 years old and have hundreds of them! 3)I text message a lot without taking my phone outta my pocket....wonder if anyone gets weird messages! 4) I buy People every week off the shelf but won't get a subscription cause I know I won't pay the bill.... 5) I own around 500 DVDs and probably have never watched half of them.... 6) I love to sing karaoke but won't sing in front of anyone if it isn't in the bar.... 7) I tell people I am busy a lot just because I

Rambling From The Blond
Why is it that we never seem to find what we are looking for? Is it because we are looking for something that is not real or unobtainable? Or do we always seem to make bad choices? I wish I knew. Why is that people as say everything is fine or great when you ask them how they are? Am I the only one who is not always fine or great? And if so, can someone please tell me your secret? Is it too much to want the man who cant live without you? Will love you forever? Wants to cry when you cry or at least gives a crap to why you are crying in the first place. IS he really out there? Or does it always fade away after time? Ok these are my ramblings for now. Just a few thoughts I had. Kisses to you all!!

My Art
Its been like forever since I worked on my own art project, so now I'm going to focus more on getting some of my art posted and then finish my new work. So i thought I would say thank you for everyone that likes my work and showed mad support. You guys rock, and I hope you like the new digital series just as much. If you would like to show support you can either text or button link to my website. I just finish setting up some work on http//r_dot_yuwie_dot_com/mfusion I can't post the address on here the way it looks so I had to spell it out. Anyways if you do it right it will take you to the site and will add you as my friend automatically. its just another place you can find me at. You can also link straight from my website if its easier. Thank you for the support everyone. =) I just finish some new art for the new movie the Happening u can see on my profile...oh and I'm just finishing up the new section I may be looking for models for a new series soon so s

I Need Answers !!!
Can you cry under water? _________________________________________________________ How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered? _______________________________________________________ Why do you have to "put your two cents in".. but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to? ___________________________________________________ Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity? ___________________________________________________ Why does a round pizza come in a square box? ______________________________________________________ What disease did cured ham actually have? ________________________________________________________ How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage? __________________________________________________ Why is it tha

Hey What A Blog? Oh Write Ugh A Blog!
With the full moon only a day away I'm placing myself into retreat from most things that I do around here. I'm going to be like a dragon fly with ordinary life things for about a month while I pace myself through a very heavy practice that is needed for my well being. This is life and this is what is truly needed for me to be the person that I could one day be. My placement on things are going to look weird to most people, which is something other people need to learn, ignorance is not my friend. So when I do come back after my retreat however long it takes to do my accumalations, I'll be taking dragonfly steps in understanding where I stand again in the thoughts and which direction would suit me best. To my family, you know how to contact me away from here. And I suggest for my time of retreat you contact me via those ports of call. Work, where I live aren't good conditions, It's time for me to step up to my own plate and do something about these conditions without a

Favorite Family Guy Episode?
Brian, Peter, Stewie and Chris all sit around and drank some Epikak to see who will puke last, it's the funniest scene ever, I can't keep from laughing the whole scene. Hilarious. This one is a funny remix of the original, still awesome.

Annoying Backgrounds
I really like to read the bulletin board, ya know, to keep up with what's going on...There are a lot of ppl who use some really awesome backgrounds, easy on the eyes...Then, we have the ppl who use the most annoying and nauseating backgrounds that I can't even finish reading them...When there are backgrounds so freaking annoying you can't read the words, see the pics and by the time you've had enough of it, you're already sick to your stomach and your eyes are spinning like you're drunk and high and feel the need to put one foot on the ground to keep from vomiting...Are my eyes too sensitive and my equilibrium off a bit more than most, or do they drive others completely freaking crazy???

Come Be My Friend And Show Me Love
JUST CLICK THE PIC TO GO TO THE CONTEST I WOULD REALLY APPRICIATE THE HELP He needs a hand and some new friends, take a sec and show him some fuluv please!! :D DJ SMOKIE Owner Of House Of Pain/Co-Owner Of Hillbilly Lounge/ Fu Husband to DJ Wabbit@ fubar

Boycott Surveys! They Don't Pay!
So far these two months I've taken 4 surveys and never got paid for them. It's no more than a scam to get you to buy stuff now. wtf! What the hlkll happened to fubar? Let's take back our fubar and stop the maddness! I also missed my christmas gift due to being in the hospital and they also did nothing about the missing 75k points. People need to take action and boycott these moronic survey! And now they have blings to buy? What's next? I paid $125 for a vip and if I knew that they'd rip me off I wouldn't have joined the vip crowd.

Hellcats Hitlist
JUST A REMINDER! THIS IS ALWAYS KEPT IN MY BLOG TO REFER TO. PLEASE TAKE A MINUTE OF YOUR TIME AND STOP BY THE BLOG THIS IS KEPT IN AND RATE IT. I'D GREATLY APPRECIATE IT! THANKS! THERE ARE ALSO NEW CONTESTS AND GIVEAWAYS LISTED THERE AS WELL. CLICK THIS LINK TO GO THERE. IN A CONTEST OR GIVEAWAY? HOLDING A CONTEST OR GIVEAWAY?? ALWAYS FEEL FREE TO MAIL ME YOUR LINK! PLEASE REPOST, ESPECIALLY IF YOU HAVE ASKED TO BE ON THIS LIST. THANK YOU TO MAIL ME YOUR CONTEST PAGE LINKS CLICK HERE =^HELLCAT^= ATTENTION ALL MILITARY PERSONNEL PAST AND PRESENT ATTENTION ALL MILITARY FAMILY AND SUPPORTERS!! JOIN THE "WE SUPPORT YOU" MILITARY PARADE! AN AWESOME WAY TO SHOW APPRECIATION! CLICK THE PIC TO GO TO THE BLOG FOR FULL DETAILS AND SHOW YOUR SUPPORT!

Assholes
ok will i commented on some mums that assholes cant take it so they thought it was funny to take my pics and use them aww how nice anyways i think anyone who is special ed would take the time to do it only becuse they cant handle people thoughts on what they are talking abount grow the fuck up and get ur head out of ur ass

Life
Alright I am at a spot where I am so confused and don't know what to do. I have been offered the best job, with benefits and a very excellent salary and good hours, and all, I had plans to stay around Kingsland, but I haven't even been back in 2 months, I don't have anyone to answer to, so it is basically what ever I want, I started dating someone a couple weeks ago and already feel used, I am not ready for a relationship with someone that doesn't treat me like I should be treated, it seems as if every time I find a new boyfriend, he uses me for money, I pay the tab everywhere we go, every time we have something planned something special, when I go to pick him up he is drunk, I am talking drunk drunk! I was invited to a special company dinner with the company that wants me to go to work with them and that happened, so I went all alone and he shows his behind. Like five other times we had dinner dates with my family, sister and brother and ditto the same thing happens! WHY do I always

Magic Of Love
It is said there are Angels In Heaven above And they shine with the light Of an inner love Of these things I had not a clue But that was Before I found you For in you I’ve found A love that is so right It shines all around With the brightest of light It comes from somewhere So deep within That it has no beginning And knows no end Your love is a light That brightens each day Of all of the people You see on your way Where ever you go Or whatever you do All see the love That you have inside you That God sent you here To a place where you’d be Sharing such love With someone like me Is proof for me That angels exist And are filled with a love That no man could resist I thank God each day For finding the time For looking down on me And making you mine So yes there are Angels In heaven above I know because God Sent me one to love If you could see inside my soul see inside my heart you would know how I long for you whenever we're a

Alpha To Your Omega
As i sit here time goes by My life flashes before my eyes Thinking of the past Pondering the future Wondering why we exist Thte fact that life has no purpose No point, No climax WHY ARE WE HERE God? Love? Self? Procreation? There is no one solution to this equation The point, the meaning of life is to mearly SURVIVE We all have trials and tribulations I guess the meaning of life is less an answer But more of a continuing decision Why we suffer. Why do we continue What goal? What Focus? What objective? What do we hold in our mind thats worth fighting for. The meaning of life is what we make it NO ONE ANSWER. The continuing quest to find; that one person that one religion that one job that one objective that one posession that one passion Happiness is our endever to find what ever it is that we feel is worth the pain the struggle the tears the time Its less of "Why are we alive"? but Wha

Who's Job Is It?
BANG BANG, YOU'RE DEAD...PUT EVERYBODY, SOMEBODY, ANYBODY AND NOBODY OUT OF THEIR MISERY! WHOSE JOB IS IT? THIS IS THE STORY ABOUT FOUR PEOPLE NAMED EVERYBODY, SOMEBODY, ANYBODY AND NOBODY. There was an important job to be done and EVERYBODY was asked to do it. EVERYBODY was sure SOMEBODY would do it. ANYBODY could have done it, but NOBODY did it. SOMEBODY got angry about that because it was EVERYBODY'S job. EVERYBODY thought ANYBODY could do it but NOBODY realized that EVERYBODY would not do it. As it turned out, EVERYBODY blamed SOMEBODY when NOBODY did what ANYBODY could have done! WHEW....so there you have it....pass me the gun now, would ya please??? hahaha

Bullshit!!!!!!!!!!
Ok...Just venting on here. One minute your someones friend, on their family list or whatever then the next minute your not.!!!!So much inconsistency and if you don't drop everything for a fucking booty call....then your ignored, deleted, moved down the list....whatever...!!!I am so tired of the fucking games on here. I thought I could meet some nice people on here, which I have done...maybe build some friendships, which I have done but as for all the other shit..........I AM DONE!!!!! You want to fuck...go to the corner and get yourself a WHORE cuz I am tired of people think thats all people are worth on here. Frankly.....I don't have an issue with that...I am very well taken care of, by whom or what...is no ones fucking business!!! My friends will always be my friends but as for the rest.....I AM NOT INTERESTED...!!!

Thank You From Irishsweetheart
Myspace Thank You Graphics I'm truly in AWWW, at the love I received while trying to Godmother on Thursday night and Friday morning. You all were so amazing. Special thanks to Texas Camaro Guy, BOO BOO, Gary and The Shadow Levelers. As well as my wonderful friends and family!! I've made a list of people that I need to show lots of love back to. The bf has his boys the rest of this week and we don't see them often enough, so i'm trying to spend time with the family. I promise to get to ya'll as soon as I can. MUCH LOVE AND RESPECT TO YOU ALL! IRISH SWEETHEART RL/GF 2 DEADLIEST CATCH~DSC~CLUB FAR@ fubar Myspace Friends Comments

Rules To Live By
Rules I hope to instill in my son 1) Always be true and honest with yourself 2) Love is not a game to be played. Games have winners and losers. Love, much like life, is not a game. To treat it as such diminishes the hope and dreams it instills. 3) Honor, integrity and one's word are the measuring sticks of a person. Everything else is superificial. 4) Never make a mistake. The only mistake is a lesson not learned. 5) Make a decision and stand by it. No one gets out of life alive, don't allow regrets to prevent it from being lived. 6) Never allow others to influence how you feel about yourself. To do so gives them the power to dictate how life is lived. 7) Never mince words. Say what you mean and mean what you say. 8) Friends are those who complete and compliment your personality. Those who play games, use, take for granted the friendship are not worth your time. 9) Always reach for your dreams and aspirations, but never be blind to the fact that assistance i

Almost Everything You'd Wanna Know
Everything you'd wanna know about me: Woman Hard to Handle Not Ashamed Taken Jealous Pansexual College Graduate Adopted Confrontational Bitch Atheist Non-Judgemental Conservative Liberal Lover Friend Granddaughter Confidant Singer Writer/Poet Actor Hippie Strong Willed< Fist-Fighter Pierced Scarred Tattooed Stretched Dyed Illinois Country Girl Dreamer Intellectualist Philanthropist Fag Hag Cookie Junkie Gardener Cross-stitcher Inventor Lover of NYC and San Francisco Energetic Sex Enthusiast Extroverted Supportive Not a Virgin Hetero sub Lesbian Domme Femme Butch Obsessive Compulsive Touchy Feely Into Bondage Closet Smoker Passionate Kisser Former Cheater Drinker Open-minded Rape-Survivor Free Spirit Genealogist Circus Freak Alumni Back Seat Driver Motorcyclist Internet Addict Voyeur Exhibitionist Vibrant Charming Tease Dark Short Fat Adaptable Not Afraid Too bad it'll never be as simple as we'd like or love be a

Fog Vs, People
Because i'm really bored i thought i would share something that happened yesterday. A woman on the fu that i've never seen before came to my page and started rating my pictures. I didn't really pay attention at first, but then i saw a 9, then another one...and another. I moved my cursor over the photo she just rated and it was of me of course. So I Started paying closer attention. A 10 would come up, then a few 9's, then another 10. Every picture of mine with my face in them she rated a 9. Soon, i knew she was through with my personal pictures of me. She continued rating. And all of the rates were 10's. I checked the pictures...they were ones i had of fog. Now i have no delusions of my looks. I'm an average, at best, looking man. Yes, that's right. Yesterday, i found out that i'm uglier than fog. I can only hope i have more substance than it does. :-8

I Love These Fu's
Ok these are some of my best friends and they all kick A$$. So if they arent on your list they should be! ♫LilBamaGirl♫~Shadow Leveler~@ fubar ♥Ħøŧ Møммα♥@ fubar QUEEN Nassy V4mpir3 GothMother OWNED BY Thump☆Star*@ fubar Cali Rain@ fubar ☛NSFW☚(FIGHT FOR THE CURE)@ fubar This bulletin brought to you by: Wishful Thinking@ fubar

All About Me (cause I Know You Wanna Know)
Someone once told me that it was easier to get over things if you told someone about them. Well... writing a blog gives countless of people access to 'what I am feeling' and the way I see it, the more people you share with the quicker it will all go away. So this is a list of what I happen to be feeling: I feel like this is going to be a very depressing blog...and I'm not sorry for that. Its the truth, and I am never sorry for the truth. I feel abandoned by people who I thought loved me. Which leads to me feeling as though I am not worthy of being loved. I feel empty...because what should BE right now... us caught in the past...but still present in my mind every day. I feel that no one really cares. I feel like running away. I feel that I am done with love. I am done with trust. I am done with it all. I am not setting myself up to get hurt again. I just won't do it. I feel as though absolutely nothing I do can be done right. Something always has to go wrong.

Just Damn Funny!!!
BATON ROUGE, LA—Veteran partier Adam Girard announced his intentions to continue partying late Saturday evening, assuring onlookers that the multiple injuries he had sustained over the previous six hours did not require medical attention, and were not severe enough to prematurely end the festivities. Despite the fact that Girard, who was attending a house party near the Louisiana State Univeristy campus, had twice fallen more than eight feet onto his shoulder while attempting to walk along the front-porch banister, the 24-year-old bookstore clerk appeared resolute in his commitment to continue consuming alcohol, singing, dancing, and hitting empty beer cans like baseballs with the tube of an old vacuum cleaner. "Whoo! Party!" Girard said. "Someone get—turn on Rock Band. I'll be all like, 'Bwah. Bwah-bwah. '" According to witnesses, the recent college graduate arrived at the party sometime during the mid-afternoon barbecue without any visible bruises, abrasions, or l

The Wall
I have you in my place you’re in a free flowing dress, heals. Nothing more. You are blindfolded, hands bound above you together facing the wall. I come behind you; you can feel me near you. Jeans, no shirt. My breath on your neck, my hands on your back I tell you that I'm going to fukk you. My hands pull on your hair, nip at your neck You arch your back and present your ass to me. I can’t help but run my hands down your back… down your side… Touching your skin, sending shivers thru you I run my hands around you. Pull you close as my hands hold your chest You can feel how hard I am as I press myself into you. Sliding my hands down to your ass… down your legs. I pause, you hear me unzip. Lifting up your dress I work my mouth on your legs, behind your knees. Slowly up. Wanting to taste you, wanting to experience you. With both hands on your thigh, I move my hand over. I can tell how excited you are. Hands moving over your hips, back to your ass. Teasing you there. Tasting

Juggalo 4 Life
Juggalo Beliefs. . . The Juggalo faith is always going to be subject of interpretation, but I have gone through every source I could and have developed my own beliefs, and they may not be the same as every other Juggalo out there, but I hold them to be true. My own personal beliefs include: The Dark Carnival is a supernatural Earthbound force. Eternally it roams collecting and judging the dead souls, and taking them to their final destination. It is what spreads he word of God eternally, so if anyone had told you of God or Jesus, it was by the will of the Carnival. It is called the Carnival because that is the way it adapted, it has become a great circus-like force because of the way it has been set up by God and the people who have been called to it. It also sets a bound for acceptance to all you would have to inhibit to be a part. Holy or evil, those who would turn away from strange ideas are not the type of people needed and sought out by the Carnival. The Carnival has not

Day 26
(Day 26) Things are starting to happen very very quickly. I have a Muga Scan on the 5th, the MRI on the 6th, Chemo Class, CT Scan, EKG and Bone Scan all on the 8th, my port is surgically put in on the 15th along with another biopsy if I qualify for the clinical drug program, and then on the 16th is my first dose of chemo. Feeling: My head is swimming again! Too much information and too much going on around me. Hard to wrap my head around everything. (4/6/08-found the lump, 4/7/08-OB-GYN, 4/9/08-Mammo+Ultrasound, 4/15/08-Biopsy, 4/21/08-Informal Diagnosis, 4/25/08-Private Consultation Dr Mudge, 4/28/08-Consultation Dr. Efiom-Ekaha, 4/29/08-Phone Consult w/Cindy, Clinical Drug Test Nurse, 5/5/08-Muga Scan, 5/6/08-Bilateral MRI, 5/8/08-Chemo Class, CT Scan, EKG, Bone Scan, 5/15/08-Surgery for Port, 5/16/08-first Chemo Treatment)

Rip Little London
December 4th, 2007, Jessica Sherwood had to do something no mother should ever have to do. At 2:29 pm Jessica made a very tough, but the right decision to take her little 3 month old daughter off life support. In memory of little London Marie, i thought id start a little forward.. Jessica had a message that i want every one to know.. This is what Jessica said: "If anyone has kids, make sure that you keep them with you the whole time. Don't give then to anyone that you don't trust. Trust me, I thought that I trusted Josh. But now as of December 4, 2007 at 2:29 AM, she is gone. My one & only baby . & He is going to pay FOREVER, even if he gets out of jail scott free, he will be dead no matter what. & To all my friends that know London, I am very angry & upset that I los the love of my life, my babygirl. She died on her three month birthday . London had six fractured ribs, both of her legs were fracture, & her brain was so damaged that if she were to live she would be a vegetable. So

Friends Helping Friends
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Wow You Would Not Believe This At All It's Crazy Easy (repost)
She desperately needs your pic rate in her contest they count as 10 Points, so If you can just drop by and give her what she needs! Even if all you can do is have a quick moment and just rate that 1 rate, or 1 comment, that would be awesome?? :D ~*C-MON NOW WE CAN DO THIS FOR HER*~ ~*She Promises to Luv Ya Long Tyme. HE~HE*~ "AND IF AT ALL POSSIBLE CAN YOU REPOST THIS MY FRIENDS PLEASE" ~*THANK YOU ALL IN ADVANCE YOU ALL RAWK*~ And just to sweeten the deal, Private message her after you leave that rate, and I she will send ya a Kiss! *HE*HE* ;) ~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~ She is presently in the lead so lets do this for her just that simple thing would make her have a Huge *Smile* Points will be tallied as: 10 points for rates and 2 points for every comment. The one with the most points wins. 1st Place-$500,000 FUBUCKS. 2nd Pla

Love Quotes I Understand
I love you more than I have ever found a way to say to you - Ben Folds I understand this, I always fail when I try to tell my baby how much I Love her. Words are just...not enough, no matter how eloquent, no matter how forceful they are...they fail “I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am with you.” - Roy Croft Baby, you make me a better person. You make me try. “When I say, "I love you," it's not because I want you or because I can't have you. It has nothing to do with me. I love what you are, what you do, how you try. I've seen your kindness and your strength. I've seen the best and the worst of you. And I understand with perfect clarity exactly what you are. You're a hell of a woman.” - Spike (tv's Buffy) Minus the part of not having you, I know I have you baby..forever. But you ARE a hell of a woman, and I DO love what you are, everything you are, every part “Love isn't finding a perfect person. It's seeing an imperfect person perfect

Karma
There are two kinds of Deja Vu. 1. This occurs when you visit a certain house, city, road, foreign country, or some other specific location you've never been before and suddenly realize it seems familiar. Sometimes you even feel you know your way around. It is our Spirit's memory of a past life. We have been there before; it was just in another body, in another time. The spirit memory is usually deeply buried in the subconscious, so those moments are not just magical, they are powerful, miraculous glimpses into the eternity of our souls. The same kind of Deja Vu applies to people as well. We all know people who seem familiar to us the moment we meet them, strangers we feel we have known all our lives. You will of course have known them in at least one previous life. Note, that a past life connection with someone in no way obligates you to form a connection this time around. They may have been the bane of your previous existence. They may have been lovely last time, b

Rate Me
here is a note to all the ppl that check me out. if u cant aleast rate me then u dont need to chat with me or check me out.that is bs that u ppl go check ppl out and dont rate them but u want them to talk to u anyway. well not me.sorry to b so mean,but that is the way i feel.

Update On My Nettie
I wanted to give an update to all of you that have been keeping my friend Nettie in your thoughts & or prayers...& thank you so much! As you know, she was diagnosed with breast cancer just a few weeks ago. They found two tumors & because of the rapidness of their growth...she had to have a double mastectomy. She went in for her surgery yesterday...she was in there for what seemed an eternity. They found the cancer had spread to 11 lymph nodes so they were also removed...but because of that she has to go through chemo therapy & radiation treatments now. For all she has been through...she is doing remarkably well. She is in great spirits & surprisingly, not too much pain. She is going to have re constructive surgery also...using tummy tissue & fat from her belly...it is amazing what they can do! But right now...the important thing is for her to heal & make sure she is cancer free. The sad part of this is...she had just had a mammogram in January & was given a clean bill

Need Help For Happy Hour!
I need 45000 comments for a Happy Hour. There is no time limit but I would like to reach my goal asap. Please help! I dont enter contests very often and I have never had a happy hour. I have been stuck at the same level for months and it sucks. Heres the link: I have been in a giveaway since May and only have 13000 some comments...I need 45000 to win a happy hour. If you could take alittle time out of your day each time your on to throw some comments I will appreciate it! Here is the link

So This Is Life?????????
so do you think there really is someone for everyone? i used to but have stopped believing and stopped looking. why even try when all you find is liars and people that want just sex and to play head games with you? and then there is the ones who say they are your friend but when life gets shitty they just disappear or are to busy to be bothered. why is it that i can put my all into friendships and relationships and still end up on the losing side of things? I keep asking myself is it really worth it? why do i keep going? why do i hang on? and some days there is no answer. doesnt anyone take the time to get to know someone anymore or do they just see an image or a pic and decide yep thats what i want without even knowing anything about you? I am a very loving compassionate generous honest and devoted woman who has a strong belief in God and old fashioned values and morals but it seems like no one wants the good girl the nice girl the one you would be proud to take home to mom. it doesnt

My Friends Rawk!!
HELLO ALL!! FOUND THIS ON A FRIENDS PAGE AND DECIDED TO DO IT TO..LOL HERE YA GO... Karena is a wonderful woman.She is a great friend and helps whenever she's asked.She's in a contest and needs our help.Even if you just drop a rate, it will be greatly appreciated. Please click the pic below and go show her some good fu-lovin!! This Pimpout has been brought to you by: ~Ms Taz~@ fubar (repost of original by '~Fu-Angel*~Ms Taz~*~Owned & Loved By King Domino~*' on '2008-05-27 12:07:58') (repost of original by 'MS GEMINI67~FORCE~3~BOMBERS~' on '2008-05-28 03:03:52') (repost of original by 'terbear2545***OWNED

From The Heart
Winter is upon me, because you're gone The dark cold days are here, because you left me The bright, beautiful riches have frozen and died, because you broke me heart When will the sun come out so i can smile again? When will the snow melt do i can laugh again? When will the warm heat bring back to life the now dead frozen earth so i can learn to love again?

Random
(girls don't read this if u don't have a sense of humor) This was written by a guy... it's pretty damn smart. and funny so just go with it (Girls -- Have a sense of humor!) One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, "I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me." I said, "WHAT??!! What was that?!" So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear... "You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man." She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?" Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep. The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed department store. I walked around with her

My Pool
so we got the pool drained. well as far as it will drain. and got the sides cleaned. i have to go patch a hole in the liner before i fill it tho. there is still some stuff left in the bottom of the pool tho. since it will only drain so far. i figured i would just vacum the rest when it fills, and i have chemicals that kill algea. question is, should i dump the chemicals in now, while it's low that way it's right on the algea? or should i wait til i fill the pool up and turn the pump on the put the aleacide in?

Rude Fucking Ppl
Manners - why don’t we all have them? So yeah...maybe I'm getting older and a bit jaded (lol)....or maybe I'm just sick of seeing people be absolutely clueless when it comes to having manners. Is it just not taught? Are peeps retarded or just plain selfish? I don't know but it's not that difficult to say thanks when people hold the door open for you, or to hold the door open for others....it's not too much strain on your arm to wave thank you when someone lets you pass them in your car....it's not too time consuming to take a moment to thank someone for their kind word or open ear or any form of flattery or help. Shit we're ALL busy in life, we ALL have stress, bills, schedules, meetings, plans, obligations, family, friends, partying, sleeping, venting, jamming, exercising and living to do, but damn I just don't get why people can't take the time to return a nice gesture when given to them. I couldn't tell you how many people I encounter on the street that are oblivious to this, and

Off Again...
well... i am on the road again... off to work, relax and find all sorts of fun and craziness... going to ohio to work and hopefully save up some money cause devlin wants to come home to his mother (thank god!!!) so i have to get bills paid up and save some to find a house so wish me luck and do an awful lot of prayin' for me cause, yes, we all know i need it... muah, ttysoon babies... s

Leaving Fubar
Yes.. I am leaving FUBAR... I would explain why but I doubt anyone will even take the time to reads this, SO WHATEVER... Let's Just Say I am ALL FU'd OUT... If Any of you wish to stay in touch, my Yahoo is on my Proile Page... This Account WILL be closed in 1 weeks time. If I don't hear from any of you... GOOD LUCK... HAVE FUN... "Scooby Out"

Poems
Most of my life I lived in darkness, til the day i looked in your eyes, but now I live in your light and I thank god every day for you, from fallen down from heaven and fallen right in my arms. Because now I can see how bright your beauty is and how much you truly love me, for if i lose you, hell is where i shall fall to for all of eternity. Every night I dream of her, never knowing her face, just feeling her against my skin and holding her in my arms. With'in my dreams I feel her love for me, and i know she could never hurt me. But I dread to wake up from this dream, knowing i will wake up alone. every night I look forward to sleep, but every moring I dread to be awake. Please come to me my lady of my dreams. I never thought that there would be a day, where I could be happy. I never thought that wishes come true. I never thought dreams could come true, til the day I met you. All my days are happy, when Im with you. All my wishes come true. Al

Stranger?
Is it odd to turn around and run right into eyes that can see through you? Is it odd to have a connection, held only for a brief moment. Intense, knowing yet still come from a stranger? Do you feel invaded? Do you feel connected? Do you feel lonely? Or, do you feel all of the emotions, at once? There you stood, a stranger in all respects, yet I have known you forever. Like a SILVER lining around a dark cloud, your presence is comforting yet ominous. You, looking into my very soul, perusing it like its very meaning is SACRED to you. Standing so still, like a FOX caught off guard calculating what to do. Should I run to your safehaven, or CRY out loud for you to stop? I stand still, not wishing to stop your evaluation, hoping for approval, yet at the same time, accepting your interest as merely inquisitive. Although it feels like a lifetime has past, its been but a few moments. As you turn your eyes away, I feel the immediate loss of your atten

Life
So yeah, I was just hanging out the other day and whatever, then this guy comes up to me at this bar I was at and he was all telling me my whole life story and I was like do I know you? He was like yes. I was like alright where do I know you from? He told me a long time ago and I was like oh ok. Then I took a drink and he just looked at me. I was like yeah? And then he backed off big time. He just said, "You're,.....!!!!" I just smiled and said sure! And he didn't just walk out of the bar, he ran, and the bartender asked me and my buddies what was up with him, and knowing what really was going on, I didn't want to say anything so I was just like I don't know he might have had a few too many. Lol. This isn't the first time this happened. It happened another time too, and that time, brought back every good thing from the past back to me, and all that and I felt a rush like I couldn't believe. That was so cool. I have never been happier in this lifetime. But yeah, strange th

My First Auction
I'VE ENTERED MY FIRST AUCTION,SO WHO WANTS TO OWN ME?YOU WON'T BE DISAPPOINTED. RATES COUNT ALSO SO IF YOU COULD JUST CLICK ON THE PIC AND RATE THAT WOULD BE GREAT.SO CLICK AWAY TO SEE WHAT IM OFFERING.

Things That I Think About
ok so here is a run down of my last 3 b-days my 21st was crap cuz my girlfriend went to west verginia with some friends of mine to the rainbow gathering my 22 was destroyed by her again when she cheated on me and on top of that i damn near killed some one that i was camping with cuz they pissed me off my 23rd wasnt so bad sept i had to work and didnt get to even selebrate after work cuz i only had 3 hrs to sleep befor i had to go back and well didnt do any thing for almost a month after now its my 24th and the outlook is already grim. i really dont have any friends (besides those that live with me ) to go do any thing with my GF of 6 yrs just left me. and im going fucking nutts. well im signin this as FUCKED in montana.....lol the feeling of being twisted and turned hate atempting to destroy the kindness feelings of lust have destroyed those of love wishing for the feeling of pain to end wanting to once again feel the warm touch of some one who cares tired of h

Earn $15k Easy
Offer only good during Happy Hours!!! I will give away $15,000 fubucks to anyone that votes on my entire stash during a Happy Hour!!! Just be sure that you send me a fu-mail when you are done otherwise its hard for me to keep track. i also pay for other things and if you are interested just drop me a line to find out what... Thanks for all the luv!!! Blue Whore® Money (Thats What I Want) - The Beatles

Fubucks Giveaway
Lollipop - Lil Wayne Hey everyone ....I'm hosting my first fubux giveaway and I need @ least 10-15 Fu's to participate. I'm giving away 200k in Fubux to the person with the most comments @ the end of the contest. The contest will begin this Mon. June 30th @ 10 pm EST & will end Monday July 7th @ 10 pm EST!! Here are the rules: 1-NO CHEATING OR DRAMA OF ANY KIND WILL BE TOLERATED!! I FIND OUT, YOU ARE AUTOMATICALLY DELETED! 2-SELF-COMMENT BOMBING IS A PLUS & ENCOURAGED. YOU MAY HAVE THE HELP OF BOMBING FAMILIES & OTHER FU'S TO HELP YOU OUT. 3-REMEMBER, RATES COUNT N THIS GIVE-AWAY, SO MAKE SURE U AND YOUR HELPERS RATE YOUR PIC!!! 4-ONLY S.F.W. PIX WILL BE ACCEPTED! YOU MUST SEND ME THE PIC LINK OR THE PIC THAT YOU WOULD LIKE TO USE AS YOUR CONTEST PIC. PLEASE SEND BY FU-MAIL! 5-PLEASE LETS HAVE FUN!! Make sure to show luv to the host!!!!! Chocolate Bunny Fu- Wife to Bitchwhisperer & R/L GF**Club F.A.R.**Owned

Mistake
As I sift and drift through bullshit, That plagues from day to day, Would you ever really notice I've gone away? I'm over the wall, Over the hill, Over at your place, I'm over the safeties, Over the phone calls, Over the rage, What a mistake. When you've lost the stones to throw, The ones I found to make a fire, And all the lonely souls that say so get fired. What a mistake, What a mistake, What a mistake, What a mistake, I've never been lost, I've never been found, And it make no difference, if I'm around, There's never been words, never been actions Never made promises that i never kept. I'm over the wall, Over the hill, Over at your place Interlude by both Chad & Ryan: I just can't seem to get out of this, Pulling on a thread, I'm always pulling on a thread, I'm always pulling on a thread, And I'm always What a mistake, mistake. So as i sift and drift through bullshit, That plagues from day to day, Would you ever really notic

Father For The First Time
im going to be a father for the first time. im scared but at the same time im excited. we are 9 weeks along and i cant wait to hold my child for the first time. i just wanted to share the happy news with everyone. im blessed!!!!!!!!

Butt Naked & Alone
Disclaimer* This isn't personal its just poetry Questions surface Are you butt naked and alone Do you feel strange when you are at home? Alone Do you stare in the mirror? Practicing pickup lines You butt naked and alone When you got more pictures of ass on your mobile phone Than you have actually in your hands You butt naked and alone When the last thing you had pink was a strawberry milkshake at Mc Donald's You butt naked and alone When the last thong You seen was in the window of Victoria Secret display You butt naked and alone If you own a subscription to any porn stars website And you are the leader of the fan club And know all there bios I know You butt naked and alone If you get emotional & AROUSED Everytime you here "Rumpshaker" You butt naked and alone If you still use Lil' Kim's Hardcore poster For motivation You butt naked and alone If every time you go the strip

Tagged
Instructions…….. Once you’ve been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end you choose at least five people to be tagged, listing their names. Don’t forget to leave a comment that says, “YOUR IT” on their profile and ask them to read your blog . Also you can’t tag the person who tagged you . 1. I have 5 children that are the center of my world. Being their mother is the most important thing I have or will ever do. They have taught me more about love and life and struggles then most will ever know. Kids are amazing little people and stronger then most adults realize. 2. I'm in love with someone and when I love it's with an intensity that few if any can ever understand. Once in my heart your in it for life. My love doesnt turn to hate like most. 3. I take friendship very seriously. Those that I call friends have been in my life for very long periods of time. Some over 30 years. Friendship isnt talking ever

Chocolate Bunny's Pimpout List
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Cancer
a couple months ago my uncle found out he had cancer. If his drs would have been doing their jobs he wouldnt be where he is now. He had radiationn to try and kill it off but ending up getting 3rd degree burns on his lower half. He cant undress without having to take a shower first to get his clothes to not stick to him. he had surgry on june 23rd to get rid of the rest and is really not doing well. he had to go back in because he got infected where they did the surgry. Please keep him in your thots and prayers that he can fight this and get better. I am really worried, and scared for him.

Saint Francis Of Assisi
You are holy, Lord, the only God, and Your deeds are wonderful. You are strong. You are great. You are the Most High. You are Almighty. You, Holy Father are King of heaven and earth. You are Three and One, Lord God, all Good. You are Good, all Good, supreme Good, Lord God, living and true. You are love. You are wisdom. You are humility. You are endurance. You are rest. You are peace. You are joy and gladness. You are justice and moderation. You are all our riches, and You suffice for us. You are beauty. You are gentleness. You are our protector. You are our guardian and defender. You are our courage. You are our haven and our hope. You are our faith, our great consolation. You are our eternal life, Great and Wonderful Lord, God Almighty, Merciful Saviour. Lord, make me an instrument of your peace. Where there is hatred, let me sow love; where there is injury,pardon; where there is doubt, faith; where there is despair, hope; where there is da

Sadness
Today I said goodbye to another wonderful woman. I had to bid farewell to my Aunt Elizabeth. Elizabeth was my mom's sister that was her "twin"...mom shadowed Liz-beth all throughout childhood and they remained close as adults. My cousins are older than I so I didnt hang with them as much, however when I did there was certainly fun to be had. When my mother had her stroke that is when I became the closest to my Aunt, she along with my mother's other 2 sisters always were there to be sure that I was going to be alright and that my dad was alright (keep in mind my father was in surgery having a stint put in his heart when mom had the stroke in the waiting room sitting with me). You could see my mother in her everytime you looked at her...in the eyes, in the way she nurtured...it was like seeing my mom. For the last few days my heart has been heavy..I am quickly starting to lose family...I have had 2 others pass away so far this year...none of which has hurt as bad as today. To

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If a man wants you, nothing can keep him away. If he doesn't want you, nothing can make him stay. Stop making excuses for a man and his behavior. Allow your spirit and intuition to save you from heartache. Stop trying to change yourselves for a relationship that's not meant to be. Slower is better. Never live your life for a man before you find what truly makes you happy. If a relationship ends because the man was not treating you as you deserve then heck no, you can't "be friends." A friend wouldn't mistreat a friend. Don't settle!!! If you feel like he is stringing you along, then he probably is. Don't stay because you think "it will get better." You'll be mad at yourself a year later for staying when things are not better. The only person you can control in a relationship is you. Avoid men who've got a bunch of children by a bunch of different women. He didn't marry them when he got them pregnant, so why would he treat you any differently? Always h

What Should I Do?
Azriel, I don't know what I did now to make you mad. It's alright though. I wanted our relationship to work out. But, I guess it wasnt going to. I love you with all my heart. The past is the past. It's the future I need to bleed my problem out...Only for my Allen.

New Project
T'wud seem as though i have hit the creative wall, this isnt the first time but yet this one seems to have lasted longer. Seems i lack the passion and ideas, hmmmm i have lost my muse, my inspiration. Summer has sucked all the creativeness out of me and replaced it with a dull uninspiring shell. argh Uni in 4 weeks that shall get my creative Juices flowing amongst other things woohooo freshers week, alcohol + loose fresher girls = inspiration (Y) ....and replace it with my own this is the only song i'll post simply because i don't want anyone ripping off my lyrics as their own. But this one is special as it seems to some up my life to a certain point really, enjoy, hopefully if im lucky i'll get some music for it. Comments would be appreciated Semi Circle Verse Here’s another story About a boy and girl But the boy moved away And changed the girls world The boy came back But the girl moved on So he stands on stage Singing this song Chorus I’m talking to you

Broken
I wanted you to know I love the way you laugh I wanna hold you high and steal your pain away I keep your photograph, I know it serves me well I wanna hold you high and steal your pain 'Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome And I don't feel right when you're gone away You're gone always, you dont feel me here anymore The worst is over now and we can breathe again I wanna hold you high, you steal my pain away There's so much left to learn, and no one left to fight I wanna hold you high and steal your pain [x2] 'Cause I'm broken when I'm open And I don't feel like I am strong enough 'Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome And I don't feel right when you're gone away

Http://fubar.com/vanburendude7
HERE IS A THAT IS A TRUE REBEL BUT HE IS A GOOD GUY.AND EVERYONE SHOULD GET TO KNOW HIM.HE COULD B THE SWEETEST GUY U WILL EVER KNOW. ONCE U START TALKING TO HIM U WILL LIKE HIM AND WANT TO B HIS FRIEND AND IF U CANT FIND HIM HE IS NUMBER TWO ON MY TOP FRIENDS LIST. THANK U FOR UR SUPPORT. CHECK OUT HIS PROFILE,RATE,ADD,FAN,CRUSH OR WHATEVER AS LONG AS U MAKE HIM APART OF UR LIFE.

Life
WOW , neevr thought anything about being with a widowed woman, now that i am i"m confused. she means eveything to me i think about her when im away and cant wait to get back to her. she loves me too , but the thing is that i know i can never replace her husband. i am not try'ng to but i always feel like i am compaired to him. Makes me feel like im lose'ng her at times cause i can't do this like he did , or i cant take her here like he did. or dont act to thinks like he did. Maybe im just afraid of my feelings for her , i don't know, just so afrad that one day it will be over Give a man a baby. And watch him become the child he was. Lose the heart of a woman. And watch him become a shell of what he was. Why is it that I must awaken every day? To have to face rejection all over again? Why is it that I must I awaken every day? To a heavy empty feeling heart? Why is it that I must awaken every day? To feel I’m kept here not for love that was? Why is it that

Funny
The inventor of the Harley-Davidson motorcycle, Arthur Davidson , died and went to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter told Arthur. 'Since you've been such a good man and your motorcycles Have changed the world, your reward is, you can hang out with anyone you want to in heaven.' Arthur thought about it for a minute and then said, ' I want to hang out with God.' St. Peter took Arthur to the Throne Room, and introduced him to God. God recognized Arthur and commented, 'Okay, so you were the one who invented the Harley-Davidson motorcycle? ' Arthur said, 'Yeah, that's me...' God commented: 'Well, what's the big deal in inventing something that's pretty unstable, makes noise And pollution and can't run without a road?' Arthur was a bit embarrassed, but finally spoke, 'Excuse me, but aren't you the inventor of woman?' God said, 'Ah, yes.' 'Well,' said Arthur, 'professional to professional, you have some major design flaws in your invention ! 1. There's t

Garfield Everyday..
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Poem 2
To all the stars in the sky, hear my cry. I only wish I could feel her touch, stand by her side, hold her hand, and thank god that it is real. My dream, to be one with her for eternity, for I know in her I found myself, my soul. She will never be alone for I am always with her, my soul mate. Live as you’ve never lived, love as you’ve never loved. And enjoy life with me by your side, tonight I will be dancing with her in my dreams, as I sleep her scent fills my nose, her taste, my lips, her touch my body, and her love my heart. Today I pray that she feels the same for I have never loved someone so deeply, truly, unconditionally. Only in my dreams have I ever imagined a love so pure, so magnificent, I only hope that I am not a fool for believing that my dreams could become reality. Someone said that every man has his fairy tale, but also said it can be to good to be true? So what is a heart supposed to do in the face of adversity? I question the universe and wait for a response

I'm Back!!!
"Been off Cherry Tap/Fubar for a while now....decided to come back because I have some free time now that the wedding is over. Got married May 30th '08! And now we are just waiting for the baby (IT'S A BOY - Jacob) to get here. I'm due Dec 22nd. Gonna be a crazy X-mas. So we'll see how things go.... xoxox - Shana" as of 9/15/2008 Ok well its now 10/13/2010 I'm divorced, my baby boy is growing up so fast.....bigger by the day. My life got out of hand, but things are slowly getting back on track. Me & my EX get along great, my baby is taken care of, I'm trying to get back into school, & I've even met a pretty nice fella who makes me smile & laugh every time I talk to him....trying to decide on the next step...

Fuck You
Title: Fuck You By: Shawn Foreman Fuck you Fuck you now And fuck you then Fuck you For what could have been Fuck you Again and again Fuck you For the flowers I bought Fuck you For what I got Fuck you For leading me on Fuck you That was wrong Fuck you I don't need Fuck you I hope you bleed Fuck you Fuck you, indeed Fuck you Lets proceed Fuck you, You stupid trick Fuck you, You make me sick Fuck you, You fucking bitch Fuck you, Suck my dick Fuck you Just forget Fuck you That we ever met Fuck you For what I get Fuck you And all your shit Fuck you I'm fucking done Fuck you This is no fun Fuck you It's just begun Fuck you There is no sun Fuck you Only dark Fuck you Falling apart And Fuck you For breaking my heart

George Carlin - New Rules For 2008
New Rule #1: Stop giving me that pop-up ad for classmates.com! There’s a reason you don’t talk to people for 25 years. Because you don’t particularly like them!? Besides, I already know what the captain of the football team is doing these days — mowing my lawn. New Rule #2 : Don’t eat anything that’s served to you out a window unless you’re a seagull. People are acting all shocked that a human finger was found in a bowl of Wendy’s chili. Hey, it cost less than a dollar. What did you expect it to contain?? Trout? New Rule #3 : Ladies, leave your eyebrows alone. Here’s how much men care about your eyebrows: Do you have two of them? Okay, we’re done. New Rule #4 : There’s no such thing as flavored water. There’s a whole aisle of this crap at the supermarket; water, but without that watery taste. Sorry, but flavored water is called a soft drink. You want flavored water? Pour some scotch over ice and let it melt. That’s your flavored water. New Rule #5 : Stop screwing with old p

A Vampire's Tragedy
A Vampire's Tragedy Alone I sit on the top of a hill Thinking of how my unlife has been Of the pain and the sorrow I've seen In the eyes of my victims before they lay still. Though a hunter in darkness I must be The feelings of guilt always come back When I sink my teeth in another man's neck My conscience is the only light left in me. All I want is to leave the shadows behind And truly this time I will For I no longer desire to kill Thoughts of light are now on my mind. I'm waiting for the sunrise today On the lonely hill where I sit And maybe, I'll catch a glimpse of it Before the wind blows my ashes away. Solinquair, 1996

Over Loved
PAULA DEANDA LYRICS "Overloved" I need to find somebody who can't sleep at night Without holding me without holding me tight I want someone who sees me all the time in their dreams And then wakes up thinking just of me Spent time on my own Spent time being free Now I just wanna be Overloved Over needed Over wanted Over missed when I'm away Overloved Over dreamed of Over cared about Over everything I'd give anything to be overloved I want someone who can't wait to kiss me again Even though it's been a minute since they last did Want someone who loves love songs And dedicates them to me And two loving arms never out of reach Been fine all alone Did fine being free This time I wanna be This time I wanna be Overloved Over needed Over wanted Over missed when I'm away Overloved Over dreamed of Over cared about Over everything I'd give anything to be overloved Want someone to talk to me with talk so sweet Want someone who's there to share their