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Truth
Lets start with the bad news I wont be on fubar to much any more And the good news is got a JOB.!!!!!Yeah!!!!!!!! But unfortunatly that is why I am not going to be on fubar much anymore so Please dont forget ME because I will be checking in. I will miss you all And take care Eric aka. BigEasy Yes yes yes I can comment again YEAH YEAH. OK time for me to climb the ladder of Conceited for a min,yes I am very sexy and look good. I grew my hair out lifted weights and made myself into the handsome beast you all have commented on for months and i talk the talk and work my verbal magic. Thanks to ALL of you beautiful ladies for all the great comments. BUT I can only wish to become this confident in person but I am not i am very shy and love a woman to come to me and get me going because i am shy and tend to stiffen up(no punn intended) around the ladies. And just to kick myself off the ladder everyday I remember Who I am, Where i come from and what it takes to just be

Test Blog
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Auction
Wanna own a Fubarian? Come join in on the bidding and you could own her for a month. The bid starts out at 20,000 fubucks. It starts today!! and will last til 4-7-08. Click the link under the pic below and leave a comment on what you bid. It goes on from there. Good luck! > > > > > > > > > [ fubar.com photo: 1483420752 ] > > > > > > > > > > > > (repost of original by '~redhotsaphire~*Fu-Moostris to Niffy*Owner of Sphinx*' on '2008-03-28 13:08:27') > > >

~love Actually~
Love is a temporary madness. It erupts like an earthquake and then subsides. And when it subsides you have to make a decision. You have to work out whether your roots have become so entwined together that it is inconceivable that you should ever part. Because this is what love is. Love is not breathlessness, it is not excitement, it is not the promulgation of promises of eternal passion. That is just being "in love" which any of us can convince ourselves we are. Love itself is what is left over when being in love has burned away, and this is both an art and a fortunate accident. You and I have it, we have roots that grow towards each other underground, and when all the pretty blossom had fallen from our branches we find that we were one and not two..... Peace

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Random
So as many of you know, I work in a pharmacy, matter of fact I work in a number of pharmacies. I'm on y way to getting my doctorate in pharmaceuticals and becoming a Pharmacist to further my career in medicine, and at this point am what you would consider a Senior Tech at my home store, and a Trainer for the district. I've only been there since August, but since then I've made a lot of friends, a lot of patients who have come to know me as "their Tech." Living in a small town, I know what's going on with their children, their lives, how they are, what's coming around the corner, things of that nature, and truly, as much as I work, they become a part of your life. One of my patients passed on today. I took it hard because well, he was perhaps oen of the most unique patients I've had. His wife, always picked up his prescriptions and despite all that she was going through, she was just the sweetest of ladies. I hadn't seen her in weeks, and she came by today. When I brought her p

Strange Facts
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Its Just Me
I am 32 years old. I have been married. I have been all over the world. I still dont know what you want. I have an idea that you want a man that works hard, loves gentle, and stands strong. I believe that I do that. Now I am not complaining but I dont get it. I find a woman that I like and I try to be there for her and support what ever she does and I do not try to tell her what to do. I pride myself in thinking that a woman should be able to do things as she pleases. I am not a jelous man and sometimes I get fucked around because i feel that I did not get jelous. So I guess what I am asking is what do you want from me. I need to know do you want to be free or do you want us to be over protective. Thanks for listening to my stupidity. Tim Ok here it is I have had enough. Everyone wants something from you and me in everything thing they say. I am not trying to get you to vote for me or rate me in any way. The whole point of cherry tap is to meet real people. I am a

About Me
http://xwars11.zynga.com/mwms/track.php?n=profile_clicked_1&next=index.php You Are a Carousel You are young at heart and a truly playful person. No one would ever accuse you of taking life too seriously. You are definitely in things for the fun. You find joy easily, and you are often building up anticipation for your next adventure. In relationships, you tend to want to be babied and taken care of. And while you may be a bit high maintenance, you are incredibly loyal. Your life is simple and satisfying. Each day you treat yourself to something you enjoy. You have a lot of emotional attachments, and experiences are extra vivid to you. You tend to be nostalgic and sentimental. The past is important to you. Comfortable around all living things, you have a special connection to animals and children. At your best, you are whimsical, free spirited, and creative. Even if your schemes seem a bit strange, they usually work out wonderfully. At your worst, you are spoiled, demandin

Jackal's Blog
If you don't like poor grammar and spelling don't bother reading further I just needed to rant what was oon my brain. How do you handle it when you care for someone deeply and you know things would be great with them. They just got hurt and are having a rough time just in general and just want to be friends and take things day by day. I am in this situation and have never been here before. I am one that normally either dates the person they like or just say screw it and go on. Since my divorce I have had a wall around my heart to try to advoid this exact situation. This is the first person I have met and had such a connection with that I have opened myself up completly to them. I respect their wish to be single and just see where things go but at the same time I am lost. I know I can wait for her to figure things out and will be there for her when she needs me. I'm not interested in anyone else she is all I can think of. Sorry just needed to vent. My friend is in a contest an

* In Gratitude *
IN GRATITUDE Today now in this moment I am ecstatic to impart How deeply I have loved you from the start We, in ourspace - together in love as one, came from our source In this divinely beautiful love we've traveled cosmic paths in our course I embrace the natural energies of the bodies, spirit and breath Through symbols of birth, and rebirth, giving us depth and breadth Together as one we connect with cosmic, universal energy. We are becoming one with the other, the cosmos through infinity A deeper, intergalactic, omniversal unity A sacred geometry of sacred fibonacci spirals infinitely through infinity Phi blesses each of us Of collective wholeness of our divinity Transcending into higher dimensions of consciousness Shall we spiral together, We shall bless Chi alchemically into a divine union with thee Where our souls intermingle, truly free To be all that we are created to be Collectively Shall we, Co-Create Our New Reality Ourspace is the place

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Welcome To T&l!
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Naughty Thoughts
Ally WayAfter a long night of dancing in a club, watching the strippers do there dance. All you can think of is the smell of cigarettes in the air with the slight hint of perfume. The drinks that just kept coming and of coarse the beautiful breasts that were in your face most of the night, especially these one pair. You sigh and remember these beautiful breasts that were perky, no scars so and didn’t look fake at all.

Hope For Peace
Hope for peace but prepare for war because the human heart is corrupt. Only through strength and putting fear in the heart of the enemy, can peace be won We elected these corrupt individuals through lust for power and greed and driving this planet ever closer to extinction. Don't vote democrat because you believe the republicans are to blame. Don't vote for the republicans because you believe the democrats are to blame. All share equal guilt for the state our country, our very world is in right now. Headed full speed ahead to disaster. We need to vote in people who love people, not unions, lobby groups or organizations that all have an evil agenda. Vote in the local grocery store owners, the neighbors, the friends you know that are good and pure and we will bring a change to this world and forever cast this evil out of our lives. Is the current administration worshippers of Satan?. Is Obama a satanist? This is a quote from one of his mentors, , Saul Alinsky

Life As I Know It
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Contest
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Its Me
i fell in love, he hurt me. i think its all over and there is nothing i can do. but to him i hope u can be happy and find the right one cause it wasnt me. Lets always be friends? because no matter what i will always love u. Love forever and always, me the guys in my life dont know what they want. guy one wants me now, guy two wants me but has a weird way of showing it, and i keep meeting more great guys. THIS SUCKS! well im just going to keep doing what im doing, its got me this far! MMFWCL to all my lo's and lette's out there! He is the greatest and i dont want 2 let him go. this one is the one that makes my heart skip and when we r together i dont want to leave him. he is amazing, wow who knew i could find a good catch. well he knows who he is and i just want to tell him that he has my heart in his hand and i think im in love wit him. JuggaletteVixen MMFWCL

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How I'm Feeling Right Now
May 1st, 2011, today im feeling...heartbroken(not cuz youre leaving but because you gave up on us) unworthy(you chose an xbox over me and that hurt), exhausted(from a year of trying), lost(dont know how to feel...happy but sad and scared all at the same time.) a poem: Broken Promises. You told me you loved me I told you I loved you too You said together we'd always be I said I would be true You promised you would hold me You promised you'd be there I promised I'd cross the stormy sea To give you my loving care But you never kept your promise You aren't the way you used to be You just gave up on us And you just gave up on me You said let's take a break You said let's just be friends But please for my sake Just say the truth, cause it's the end You promised every day That you would be there You molded my heart like clay Into the shape of a broken chair You promised to me That we'd always have our love You said to me I was all you could think

10 Things In Life That Will Make You Fell Better
1. Drama 2. Back stabbers 3. Cheaters 4. Head gamers 5. Two-faced 6. Fakes 7. Stuck up 8. shit talkers(bullshiters) 9. Followers 10. Liars Follow these 10 rules and your life will be soo much better :) Well since I cant write this on my statues because of what i'am about to write will be to big so I'am just going to post this up on my blog and hope u guys read it. Ever since I joined Ive changed alot in a bad way I dont go out, I dont play any video games that I spent my time on I miss my friends, This became an addictive to me in a bad way and I just wanna change back it sounds crazy but its the truth. Also i dont get the help when I need it, I helped out many and when I ask they dont respond soo its just not for me sry. I just wanna thank everyone who have been there for me ill always remember u guys, ill be on here but just to talk and give my points away to ppl that mean something to me. Goodluck everyone! K so to get this out of the way, the big reason why I can't purcha

Life
All I really want out of life is my forever love. I know...it sounds cliche and all that. I mean...is too much to ask to be loved as much as you love? I only want to be the sun that rises and sets on his world and to be the reason for the smile on his face. I want to be the one that can walk up to him at his worst moment and hold him and tell him that everything will be ok....and he believe me. I just want to believed in. I want someone that will pick me up and move me to solid ground when my world is crumbling under my feet. I want to feel like I am the only woman on the planet that can his day......and his night! I don't want to be the only person in his life....only the most important person in his life. I guess it is too much to ask to be accepted wholey for who and what I am. To be accepted and loved for my flaws as well as my good qualities. I often wonder if there is a "perfect" match out there for me. Someone to make me feel whole. To fill the voic in my heart and my soul. I ha

General
this is to inform you all , now that you opened this up. your are one of a kind , i love each and every one as equally. you special to me no matter who or what any one says. i cherish you each , and every day. always!!!!!!!! to infinity and beyond. your are very special individuaL. YOU ARE MY CHOSEN FRIENDs. IF YOU ARE ON MY FRIENDS LIST OR NOT MAY GOD BLESS YOU EACH. MAY YOU PROSPER EACH AND EVERY DAY. love angel I'm tired. I'm so fuckin tired. I'm tired of being lied to. I'm tired of being taken advantage of. I'm tired of people KNOWING they can take advantage. I'm tired of my phone ringing. I'm tired of emails. I'm tired of message's. I'm tired of people asking thing's of you that they KNOW they will never do for you. I'm tired of allowing it. I'm so fuckin tired. I'm pissed off. I'm so fuckin pissed off. I'm pissed off that my true friend has to ask me what's wrong with her because everyone tries to use, lie to, take advantage of, manipulat

Someday
MY man of 2+yrs commonlaw bf has dumped me, my 2nd bf i ever had in my life. He has started his own business and has said time 2 move on, i would not like divulge why it ended but it has ended. It is so hard, i lived wit him, we shared everything and it is over. Sniffle we had such good times together and now they are distant memories. omg i'm so heartbroken. Plz ne one who reads this tell me if they have went thru this, my heart hurts n i cannot think of nething else nor stop the tears. dying inside fa real :( Did u notice that a lot of ppl are displaying pix of hot models that are not them.As their default pic, mostly the higher up cherries uber goober n higher... But other cherries 2, just was wondering what the trend was for.. i could name so many ppl that have done that but they are not on my friends list... Are ppl that simple and really think it is them, are they doin that to draws ppl's attention. Should Snow follow the trend? Plz reply ya opinion, i need 2 be in the know =P

for some of u that know me very well know what today is but for those that dont i'll tell u today has been 18 yrs since my best friend had died i remember it like it was yesterday and still to this day i feel i have a part in it even though i dont u see i was having an arguement with my best friend vincent about what we were gonna do on sunday after we had went to church yes i said church this was before i became wiccan and vincent and my other best friend at the time crystal were seeing eachother but him and i both made a deal if either one of us had something bad happen to them we would name out first born their name if they were a boy or girl ok well anyway i was finishe with the yelling and fight said something i should never of said and that was i wished u were dead well i thew the phone to crystal and sat there like a fucking fool and stubborn so at 615 pm jan 11th 1991 i called him back to say i was sorry he had left at midnight i found out he was shot in the head his ex kris

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Songs
What pain will it take To satisfy your sick appetite Go in for the kill Always in sight-prey The time always right-feast Feed on the pain-taste Sorrow made flesh-sweet Live how you want Just don't feed on me If you doubt what I say I will make you beleive Shallow are words from those who starve For a dream not their own to slash and scar Big words, small mind Behind the pain you will find A scavenger of human sorrow Scavenger Abstract theory the weapon of choice Used by a scavenger of human sorrow Scavenger So you have traveled far across the sea To spread your written brand of misery Life's too short to wake up in the morning with regrets, so.. Love the people who treat you right. Forget about the ones who don't. Believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, TAKE IT! If it changes your life, LET IT! Nobody said it would be easy... They just promised it would be worth it! a lil something i live by Same place, different time,

Aston Martin Dbr9 Race Car Event
I was invited to this event through my company and had an Fucking outstanding time!!!!!! Invite you and a guest to An Evening of Luxury Come Celebrate with the ASTON MARTIN Racing Team as it prepares for the American Le Mans! On Display: The Aston Martin DBR9 Race Car and the limited edition Jaeger-LeCoultre AMVOX1 R-Alarm Watch Indulge in some of the fi nest wines, scotches & cigars, while perusing the very best that the watch, jewelry, spa, concierge, golf, marine & private aviation industries have to offer Cocktails shall be served, hors d’oeuvres by Gourmet Celebrations Saturday, October 14th, 7pm to 10pm Aston Martin of Beverly Hills • 8833 West Olympic Boulevard • Beverly Hills, CA 90211 RSVP by October 13th Aston Martin of Beverly Hills

Just Stuff...
Get your mammies grammed this month :) or remind the ones you love to get their mammies grammed :) I also stashed a whole lotta breast cancer awareness taggies , well in my stash obviously, feel free to right click save anything you like in there. :) nuff said, gawd could I have any less to do at work. I'm posting bits of nothingness. LOL What do you do when you are crushing hard on someone? here's my story :) So I have the biggest crush on a friend of mine. :) Have had for like 9-10 years, and I know the feeling is mutual t,we a run into each other rarely and at others we end up spending LOTS of time together...and the times we run into each other lots is ALWAYS the WRONG time (he's in a relationship, I'm in one, we're both in one and everything is hunky dory in at least one relationship) He is a bus driver, thus how it is feast or famine. If he drives something I ride often we see each other alot.:) If not then not.:( Anyway I saw him this morning and we talked for a

Odd
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When Is
is there any noble guys left in the world? I want a guy who will be 100% honest at all times about everything. I keep nothing there for they shouldn't have to keep secrets from me. I want a guy who is 100% loyal I want a guy who doesn't cheat I want a guy who doesn't lie I want a guy who don't talk shit behind your back about you just to make his own self look good I want a guy who likes kids, but he either has to have children of his own or don't want any of his own because I can't have any more I want a guy who enjoys the small things, like kissing and cuddling, and time together. and who isnt judgemental and most of all the guy must be willing to make a commitment to the relationship otherwords he has to want to be in a relationship and take it serious not like oh yea i have a girl but i just ignore her and lie etc im not into them kind of games. And the guy can not say love u onless he really mean it i don't need fake or hopeless love i would rather go with out. non norm

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Eria's Blog
Depression Depression in so many It's always so sad to see The numbers are uncanny Just take a look at me So many in pain unseen As depression numbers rise Sometimes life can be so mean Just look into my eyes Afraid to go home Don't know how to deal You're feeling so alone This is how I feel Zoe Elsworth And now, the end is near; And so I face the final curtain. My friend, Ill say it clear, Ill state my case, of which Im certain. Ive lived a life thats full. Ive traveled each and evry highway; And more, much more than this, I did it my way. Regrets, Ive had a few; But then again, too few to mention. I did what I had to do And saw it through without exemption. I planned each charted course; Each careful step along the byway, But more, much more than this, I did it my way. Yes, there were times, Im sure you knew When I bit off more than I could chew. But through it all, when there was doubt, I ate it up and spit it out. I fac

$25.00 Cash Contests - New Contest Each Week
Sexy Cherry Contest - Winner Gets $25.00 Starting Sunday Night @ Midnight 12-29-2006 I will be sponsoring and holding a sexy cherry contest. This contest is open to all members of Cherry Tap and is free to enter. The contest will end on 1-7-2006 @ 11:59 PM and the winner will be mailed $25.00 The winner will be based on over all rating and not comments. To submit a picture you can PM me with a link to the pic you want to use and I will rip it for the contest, Feel free to message me with any questions. Each week I will hold a different Cash Contest! Your help and consideration will be greatly appreciated. Sexy Cherry Contest - Winner Gets $25.00 Starting Today - Sunday Night @ 6 PM EST 12-30-2006 I will be sponsoring and holding a sexy cherry contest. This contest is open to all members of Cherry Tap and is free to enter. This contest is all about SEXY. The contest will end on 1-7-2006 @ 6 PM EST and the winner will be mailed $25.00 The 1st Place winner wi

Hmm
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1 i play guitar and i think I'm mediocre 2 i have an odd obsession with cheez-it's 3 i will randomly start singing to some sappy song that most guys would not dare sing at in public 4 i will head bang to music when no one is looking 5 i love the smell of my deodorant 6 i love the band rammstein even tho i don't speak a word of German 7 I'm the youngest out of 5 8 i have one sister and 3 older brothers 9i cant eat tuna fish sandwiches without sour cream and onion chips 10 i will talk to myself when I'm trying to figure something out but i wont answer my own questions -------------------------

My Pride And Joy !
This was the announcment made by MY big sister today,About My Neice Caitlyn who is TAKIN ON THE WORLD ! !!!! Hi Everyone ~ Most of you know that Caitlyn has been extremely involved with our local YMCA since she was about 12 yrs. old. She has worked hard and accomplished a lot and all of her HARD Work has given her the best reward!!! In case you don't know...in Missouri the local YMCA's pick a "Student of the Year" and this year our branch picked Caitlyn! With this she was awarded a 2 year Scholarship to Lindenwood University!! This is a $33,000 Scholarship!!!! Each Branch winner is then Interviewed by the State Association for the Y and 1 Student of the Year is awarded a Full-Four Year Scholarship to Lindenwood! Caitlyn's Interview is Scheduled for October 29th! So everyone keep your fingers crossed and say a prayer that she is selected!! If not that's OK we are Grateful the 2 Year Scholarship!! But the other GOOD news is that today....Caitlyn received her

In General
well here it is i have decided that there are three main things that should have CURVES 1. WOMEN- i dont want to look at a woman thats shaped like a boy sorry unattractive 2. CARS- a car should have curves to represent the female figure 3. ROADS- u have your woman in the car and your going down a curvy road to show them both you can handle it you can dissagree with me all you want im right in my world

Short Stories
PROVIDENCE Derek sighed as he passed over his last-five pound note. He eyed his two drinks somberly, the edges of his mouth turning slightly downwards. “There you go, love” said the barmaid as she passed the change over to his side of the bar. He looked at the coin, sitting solitary in a puddle of warm beer. He felt sorry that this coin should to be the last one standing, as it were. It peered back at him like a cold, lonely, lost soldier on the coast at Dunkirk. “Thanks, Bess,” he said, as he picked up the wet pound coin and dropped it in his pocket. “Just enough for a bag of chips.” “What’s that, Del?” “Nothing, love. Just looking forward to my bag of chips on the walk home.” “You’re not walking home in this weather?” “Of course I am.” It was long walk. Four miles to the other side of town. And yes, the weather had turned in the last couple of days. The long mild autumn had turned bitter and the golden red canopy that sheltered suburbia was

Guest Book
Hi everyone, I just added a guestbook to my page. To those of you who consider yourselves my friends or would like to be please stop by and add yourself to it. Thanks, Hope everyone has a great St Patricks Day! Don't drink too much green beer (LOL)

Luv To My Friends
Goodnight Mother > > > > > > > > We were dressed and ready to go out for the New Years Eve Party. We turned > on a night light, turned the answering machine on, covered our pet parakeet > and put the cat in the backyard. > > > > My wife phoned the local cab company and requested a taxi. The taxi arrived > and we opened the front door to leave the house. The cat we had put out in > the yard scoots back into the house. We didn't want the cat shut in the > house alone all night because she always tries to eat the bird.. My wife > goes out to the taxi, while I went inside to get the cat. The cat runs > upstairs, with me in hot pursuit. > > > > Waiting in the cab, my wife doesn't want the driver to know that the house > will be empty for the night, so she explains to the taxi driver that I will > be out soon. 'He's just going upstairs to say goodnight to my mother.' > > > > A few minutes later, I get into the cab. 'Sorry I took so long,' I said, as > w

Prayer/healing Request
She is Home!!! Sorry if I cantype all that well right now but I just wanted everyone to know that she is home and doing well, Thank you all from the bottom of my heart for all of your thoughts, prayers and well wishes to her in her time of need, it truly did help. Love you all so much; Nathaniel Once Again My Friend and I cannot thank you enough for your support, your kind words, your prayers and your thoughts. I spoke with her today and her Doctor said that he had no idea why she was making such great progress. I think we all know why, Love and Faith are on her side:) Those of us who truly believe in Higher Beings Know that those beings have an Undying Love and when we place our trust in them fully they come through for us. I have added a special Folder Titled "I Believe There Are Angels Among Us. Let me introduce you to Them....." And all of the Real Life Angels I have found are in it. I love you all so much that I cannot put it into words, so I will not even try. It would

Something I Have Written
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Agdnews
Stoisz przed tak poważnym wyborem, jakim jest nowy odbiornik telewizyjny, a trudno jest Ci się przyznać do faktu, że to dla Ciebie niebyt dobrze znajomy temat? Nie ma się czego wstydzić, a w tym artykule opiszemy mianowicie dwa rodzaje odbiornik

A Shattered Existance
suffer in silence i shall do no more.Anger tears away the face of angelspink flesh turns pale sickly sweet smell of deathi will show you what it is to burnfight fire with fire the smell of brimstone so closefor those who know they will rot in helli will show you what it is to

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Oxbow
As a Man Ive got a few Idea's, But,I could use some Clarifacation on what you really look for in a man.. I try to Rate everyone as a 10..& when I do comment..I really try to show some Manners & treat all women with respect & dignity. Ladies..lets hear from you. Hugs Mark After the Hurricane.. Houston has been a Nightmare.. Shootings are up 100%..Rape Burgularly,RetailTheft on the rise.. Ive had my Garage ripped of 4 months ago & Now .. Tonight @ 4 am.I go outside & my 2002 dodge Ram 4x4 & Suzuki Eiger 400 4x4 are stolen right out of my Drivway. WHOs the real Victims..We are..The Houstonians Im sick & tired of Ray Nagin, His staff & all his Basturd children that they DUMPED off on Us.. Its time for everyone to stand up & Take Aim. Im putting a red dot on my pistol & the next SOB that crosses the line or Trespass..will be carried by 6 Paulbearers..I'll take my chances with 12.(Jurrors) Im tired & cant take this shit anymore.. WTF is happin to this world we live in? Im Just

Letters To My Wife
So we agreed months ago when school was out that my ex would have the kids while I worked and I would pick them up afterwars. Today was the first non school day. So I wake up at 6 am as always get the kids ready to go and leave. On my way I realized I wasnt sure where to take the kids so I call my ex...no answer. Oh this would figure here I am scheduled to be in a meetin at 8 am and I cant get ahold of my ex. So I went where I last knew she was and no ex. Called again...no answer well needless to say I was unable to get ahold of her. So yet again another let down. Now I thought this arrangement was what she wanted so she had more time with the kids. If I had known it would be like this I would have just continued day care arrangment. Im sorry taking the kids are such an inconvinence for you. I am beginning to understand why family courts exist. You can rely on the word of an ex. Whay a shame. Why do you lie so? It doesnt make any sense at all to me. Why dont you just te

My First Blog
These Writings are not mine, I only take credit for what I do, enjoy. Horns honked, lights reflected off chrome and glass as they passed. Far away a siren wailed, announcing to the world that another accident had taken place, perhaps another life ended. People walked the dirty streets kicking cans and bottle out of their path. Paper blew into the gutters by a cool fall breeze adding it's bulk to the trash already collected there. The streets and sidewalks were filled with people looking for a little action. In a mundane life where every day was the same, any action was better than no action. The old Centurion theater showed the latest in a three month old movie. Blow was advertised in huge letters. Blow was another name for cocaine, which was one of the few drugs which had no place here. Cocaine was for the very rich. This was not a rich part of town and hadn't been since the early 1920's. Prostitutes plied their trade on the corners, or in front of the adult book stores. The le

Signs Of Sex!!!
What the signs are like in BED! AQUARIUS Jan 21 - Feb 19 Ruling Planet: URANUS. The God of unexpected sexual twists and turns Aquarians make much better friends than lovers, but when a typical Aquarian gets some bang-bang, it's more an intellectual experience than an emotional one. Looks aren't important to Aquarians in a relationship, it's the mind and spirit of a lover that turns Aquarius on.They are very entertaining in bed and are probably the most inventive of all the signs.Mental stimulation is more important to them than physical, which means that pornography gets them hot! Aquarians are impatient and like sex to be fast and satisfying. They are very particular about hygiene and contraception and sleeping around holds little interest for them. FAVE POSITION Mutual masturbation. BEST SEX TOY A Dildo. Whether gay, straight, male or female, Aquarians will have some fun with this. AQUARIUS MALE IN BED He has amazing staying power in the sack. He can keep at i

Family Stuff
Bad Smells Couple Comedy A handsome young man and a beautiful girl met and it was love at first sight. They immediately got married and went on their honeymoon. On their wedding night, the bride went into the bathroom to freshen up. Unfortunately, she had a case of bad breath so severe she had to take a powerful drug to control it. She was about to take the drug when she decided it would be best to let her husband in on her secret since they would be spending the rest of their lives together. So she returned to bed without taking the drug. Her husband then went into the bathroom to freshen up. He also had a problem with foot odor so offensive it required a special preparation to keep it under control. He was about to apply the preparation when he decided it would be better to let his wife know about his problem because she would find out about it sooner or later anyway. He skipped applying the preparation, returned to bed, grabbed his wife and gave her a big kiss. Sh

Poems From Net
Boys A heart is not a plaything, a heart is not a toy, but if you want it broken, just give it to a boy. Boys, they like to play with things, to see what makes them run, but when it comes to kissing, they do it just for fun. Boys never give their hearts away, they play us girls for fools, they wait until we give our hearts, and then they play it cool. You will wonder where he is at night, you'll wonder if he's true, One moment you will be happy, the next you will be blue. If you get a chance to see him, your heart begins to dance, your life revolves around him there's nothing like romance. And then it starts to happen, you wonder day and night, you see, my friend, you're losing him, it never turns out right. Boys are great, though immature, the price you pay is high. He may seem sweet and gorgeous, but remember, he's a guy. Don't fall in love with just a boy, that takes a lot of nerve. You see, my friend, you need a man to get what you dese

Bitches`
Ok normally i am pretty cold hearted and not an average female...my feelings don't get hurt easy, i could care less about most things...Yeah yeah i know ur thinkin what a bitch!!well that is me i am a good hearted person and would help any one...But just because for this reason i hate helping females....i try to tell a female something this morning that would avoid her gettin yelled at and she gave me a dirty ass look and pretty much told me to mind my business...which in theory i should have but i was tryin to be nice and avoid the sitution for her...But she snapped at me, and i snapped back...Why do females feel the need everytime someone trys to help them they get offend.....they take it as that bitch is trying to be nice for no reason , theres a catch..Ok just because i was being nice doesn't mean there is a catch...I wish sometimes we could wipe the female race off the earth but then again we wouldn't have a fucked up world would we???and our men wouldn't have Pu$$y....I feel bad

Vegas
Hopped down to Vegas to see Coldplay last night. A great show and worth the trip. First of all, even with all the talk of a recession, I certainly didn't see any slowdown in Vegas. There may be some good deals to get in hotel rates these days, but don't expect it to be slow. The whole town was hopping this weekend, starting with the oversold flights. Once we got there, I was staying at the Monte Carlo where they had no open rooms till 3pm. No space at the pool area, I ended up having lunch in the brew pub. The food was good as usual. Tables were all packed, with $10 minimums for those that wanted to gamble. For Dinner, we ate over at the Chinese Wok at the MGM Grand. At 6pm, there was a 45 minute wait for a table. We had time, so we had a drink at the bar and watched a little UFC before eating. The Sushi and chinese were both good. Not at the top of my favorites, but certainly not bad either. Then it was off to the concert. They had two opening acts. The first was a keyboar

Mrnick's Variety Mix001
"X sensual X"In bed we talk to tickle and walkour fingertips in darkness brightly fed.We gawk, fickle sought,to linger on our hips.Dispersed tingles reverse singles, doublesthen trickles come when nipples couple numb.Periodical somber rupturesmembers of senescent sensors.What kindles our dwindling effluence spent? The snow falls after the leaves do the same. I get lost in the blizzards and freeze then sweat the pic game. I'm back and ya know my stalls craft a lizard's leap ta beat the sneeze bet. I crave ta remain in ma cave and let the sun set.

Please Pray For These People
PLEASE PRAY FOR THESE TWO MEN My Father's (Terry) heart is failing, almost everything on him is. He has cancer, His heart is only working 25%. They aren't sure how much time he has. He has a whole in his colon, maybe even his heart. There is so much i can't even type it all, I am so upset about it. Please Pray for him PLEASE PRAY FOR RICHARD (My GrandFather) He also has cancer and may have to have 1 if not both legs cut off. Please pray for him Update on my father It's not as good as we hoped it would be My father went to the doctors today he found out that he ha

My Grandfather
The events of the last week since I got the call have been very hectic and very emotional for all involve to say the least. It started with the call Monday morning from my dad saying that my beloved grandfather had passed away. Wednesday I flew out to go home…what welcoming faces to see at the arrivals in the airport. My cousin Kristie, Randy, and a long time family friend Tommy. My cousin Kristie started that day out at 9 am in her pajamas thinking that she was only going to pick up Tommy from the airport. Haha the surprise was on her. She got the call that Randy was flying in…so she went to Old Navy to get clothes so her and Tommy could go see a movie and wait to pick up Randy then she got the call that I was flying in luckily I was in an hr after him and an hr me my cousin Keith flew in from California. She had a tip cup and a taxi business card we bought her a pine tree air fresher so she was like a real taxi…. On the way we were to visit the rest of the fam

Level 53
well to get to level 55 the price here is too high......I need the 10,000 in likes ....that will cost the 5 HH and the 6 RockStars ....so let`s do some math ....5 HH is $250 or 300 credits....the 6 RS are another 210 credits and if you are doing that you have to reset a few times that day and help some of the family with some famps.....so it would cost $500 to $600 dollars......this site costs too much now for me ..... something else have anyone else here ever wondered if fubar gives some of the big players here bling?.....I don`t know where they get the money to run ablities ever hour of the day well it looks like the same idiot that put the spotlight as a requirement end of 2011 has stuck again........level 53 you need 60 achievements done.....20 of the ones there are out dated Limited Edition Blings 1

Humorous Stuff
" Golf Laws " LAW 1: No matter how bad your last shot was, the worst is yet to come. This law does not expire on the 18th hole, since it has the supernatural tendency to extend over the course of a tournament, a summer and eventually, a lifetime. LAW 2: Your best round of golf will be followed almost immediately by your worst round ever. The probability of the latter increases with the number of people you tell about the former. LAW 3: Brand new golf balls are water-magnetic. Though this cannot be proven in the lab, it is a known fact that the more expensive the golf ball, the greater its attraction to water. LAW 4: Golf balls never bounce off of trees back into play. If one does, the tree is breaking a law of the universe and should be cut down. LAW 5: No matter what causes a golfer to muff a shot, all his playing partners must solemnly chant "You looked up," or invoke the wrath of the universe. LAW 6: The higher a golfer's handicap, the more qualified he deems himse

Most Popular
Birthday Blinkies The Top 20 Most Popular Baby Names The most popular name for a baby boy is, once again, Aidan. According to the annual BabyNames.com list, Aidan--and the alternative spellings of Aiden and Aden--have been in the No. 1 spot for four years running. Meanwhile, there's been an upset on the girls' list with Ava taking over No. 1 and pushing the previous favorite, Madison, all the way to No. 4. Top 20 names for boys: Aidan/Aiden/Aden Caden/Kaden Braden/Brayden/Braeden Jaden/Jayden Ethan Connor/Conner Addison Riley Caleb Logan Hayden Dylan Noah Avery Jacob Ryan Cameron Alexander Aaron Tristan Top 20 names for girls: Ava Abigail Cailyn/Kaelyn Madison Emma Isabella Bailey Chloe Olivia Hannah Isabelle/Isabel Gracy Ella Abby/Abbie Cadence Alexis Taylor Paige Hailey/Haley/Hayley Emily --From the Editors at Netscape Hello I am new here. I hope everyone likes my site. I dont know if the skin worked or not. I dont do per

Fubar
What a lovely pair of disc drives you have. I want to fondle your motherboard. If you upload my input, I'll download your output. You have the cutest little bus. Let's disassemble each other. You speed up my cycles. I'm going to flip your dip switches. Why don't we push and pop together? Your overlay turns me on. Have you no empty slot for my custom-built board? A hard disk is good to find. I found this skin on tweakyourpage.com and loved it... kinda because it describes how I feel for my special man... so go check out my profile... tell me what ya think...

Lost
MARK ONLY NEEDS A LITTLE OVER 3000 Sexy mark_anthony~Assistant Enforcer Manger at club too sexy nikis fu fiance@ fubar ICE ONLY NEED ALITTLE OVER 17000 DJ SEXY BADBOY ICEY~DSC~HUBBY TO DJ* TOO FUKIN DAMN SEXY~OWNER OF SEXII CHIQUITA@ fubar have you ever thought that maybe you falling from the earth and going into a zone and wonder why things are happing and if its ever going to end with bad luck sometimes you think everything is ok then it falls apart they say this is life please comment and let me know what you think ok friends and family im not going to be on here as much as usal i will still be popping in and having fun but i need a break and for those who have it you need to talk call me the rest leave me a shout i will look you up when i get on again thank you

About Me...
Hey there... Holly Hotbox is running an auction and I'm in it. I would love for ya to stop by and put in a bid on me! It will be worth it and who knows, I might add to what is offered. The only way to find out is to buy me... lol! If nothing else, stop by and leave some love. Thanks much! Muah to all!!!! 1. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE? no 2. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED last week 3. Do you like your handwriting? yes 4. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT? Salami 5. DO YOU HAVE KIDs? 1 son 6. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU? yes in deedy 7. DO YOU USE SARCASM A LOT? quite a bit actually...lol 8. Do you still have your tonsils? yes 9. WOULD YOU BUNGEE JUMP? Hell no! 10. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE CEREAL? captain crunch..lol 11. DO YOU UNTIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU TAKE THEM OFF? yes, well... sometimes 12. DO YOU THINK YOU ARE STRONG? somewhat 13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM? butter

Quizzes
1) Your name?: 1. Kristine Noun Kristines are typically strange girls who force people to write definitions about them on Urban Dictionary. Their interests include youtubing, writing stories in first person, and creating endless layouts. They frequently move in herds and take impossibly long showers in the morning, forcing their cohabitants to resort to using the nearby river to cleanse themselves. Kristine- Verb; kris-teen The action of copulating excessively and in turn, the female partner contracts sore thighs and/or legs. Kristine- Adj; Kris-teen Describing painful thighs resulting from excessive copulation with one male partner mounted upon the other female sex partner 2) Your age?: 1. 35 1.what you call someone in there late teens and young twenties when college, a lack of excersize and shaving has taken a toll on their body. This causes the freshmen 15, a large gut and hair growth all over the belly. looking more like a 35 yr old fat man rather than a young

Whispers In The Wind
How can something that's not there hurt so bad? It hurts so much to love you the way I do, and look at you and realize how much you don't care. LOVE is a 4 letter word.... So is HURT.... So is HATE.... So does LOVE + HURT = HATE? Or HURT + HATE = LOVE?

Stories
A MEAN MOTHER NEVER ALLOWS CANDY OR SWEETS TO TAKE THE PLACE OF A WELL BALANCED MEAL . A MEAN MOTHER INSISTS ON KNOWING WHERE HER CHILDREN ARE AT ALL TIMES , WHO THEIR FRIENDS ARE AND WHAT THEY DO . A MEAN MOTHER BREAKS THE CHILD LABOR LAW BY MAKEING HER CHILDREN WORLK - WASHING DISHES , MAKEING BEDS , LEARNING TO COOK AND DOING OTHER CRUEL AND UNPLEASANT CHORES. A MEAN MOTHER MAKES LIFE MISERABLE FOR HER OFFSPRING BY INSISTING THAT THEY ALWAYS TELL THE TRUTH . A MEAN MOTHER PRODUCES TEENAGERS WHO ARE WISER AND MORE SENSIBLE . A MEAN MOTHER CAN SMILE WITH SECRET DELIGHT AND PRIDE WHEN SHE HEARS HER OWN GRAND CHILDREN CALL THEIR PARENTS MEAN .

Experimentations
1 - First Important Lesson - Cleaning Lady. During my second month of college, our professor Gave us a pop quiz. I was a conscientious student And had breezed through the questions until I read The last one: "What is the first name of the woman who cleans the school?" Surely this was some kind of joke. I had seen the Cleaning woman several times. She was tall, Dark-haired and in her 50s, but how would I know her name? I handed in my paper, leaving the last question Blank. Just before class ended, one student asked if The last question would count toward our quiz grade. "Absolutely," said the professor. "In your careers, You will meet many people. All are significant. They Deserve your attention and care, even if all you do Is smile and say "hello." I've never forgotten that lesson. I also learned her Name was Dorothy. 2. - Second Important Lesson - Pickup in the Rain One night, at 11:30 P.M., an older African American Woman was standing on the s

Da Bears!
WBBM 780AM ChicagoListen to Da Bears Live! Chargers, Bears have most Pro Bowlers (Dec. 19, 2006) -- The San Diego Chargers will power the American Football Conference's 2007 Pro Bowl squad with a conference-high nine players -- the most in franchise history -- when the AFC faces the National Football Conference All-Stars, the NFL announced today. The game will be played on Saturday, February 10, in Honolulu, Hawaii (CBS, 6 p..m. ET). Nine members of the AFC roster are first-time All-Stars, including Chargers quarterback Philip Rivers, in his first year as a starter, and three of his San Diego teammates. The Chargers own the conference's best record at 12-2. Helping Rivers at the AFC's quarterback position will be Indianapolis' Peyton Manning and Carson Palmer of Cincinnati. Manning leads the NFL in touchdowns (26) and passer rating (99.0) and will start for the AFC in his seventh trip to Aloha Stadium. The Colts' QB led all NFL players in Pro Bowl fan balloting with 1,1

Games
TODAY I HAVE BEEN CALLED A B*TCH.AND A WHORE ..........BEEN TOLD IM TO OLD FOR THIS SITE...........WELL MAYBE I AM BUT THE SO CALLED MEN THAT ARE SAYING THIS IS WAY TOO YOUNG TO BE ON HERE THEN..THEY HAVE NO RESPECT FOR WOMEN OR THEMSELVES ..........AT LEAST I DONT CALL THEM NAMES WHEN IM LIKED IT MAKES A PERSON NOT WANT TO LIKE ANYBODY........ONE OF MY FAMILY WAS ALSO CALLED A B*TCH..........THE PHRASE FOR ME WAS F*CK YYOU WHORE......IT IS A LITTLE UNNERVING WHEN THESE MEN AGES 19---------29 FEEL THEY NEED TO DO CRAP LIKE THIS JUST NEEDED A SOUNDING BOARD TY Ok here is the deal i have been setting here watching and waiting for people to get there heads out of there asses . But obviously it is not happening . I have been watching this presidential election to see who is winning the poles to see who is going to be the Democratic runner and in disbelief Hilliary is winning the over all votes But Obama is winning the electorial votes . Does anyone have any idea what is going to happen i

Cammie's Poems
Used to wonder just why father never had much time for play. Used to wonder why he'd rather work each minute of the day. Used to wonder why he never loafed along the road an' shirked can't recall a time when ever father played while others worked. Father didn't dress in fashion sort of hated clothing new style with him has not a passion, he had other things in view boys are blind to much that's going on about'em day by day, and I had no way of knowing what became of father's pay. All I knew was when I needed shoes I got'em on the spot everything for which I pleaded somehow father always got. Wondered season after season why he never took a rest and that I might be the reason then I never ever guessed. Father set a store on knowledge if he'd lived to have his way he'd have sent me off to college and the bills been glad to pay. that I knew was his ambition, now and then he used to say he'd have done his earthly mission on my graduation day. Saw his

My Friends Friends
come see my new pics...have a nice night! Hello guys... Any chance i could get you to do me a very small favor?My friend is trying to get a happy hour,by getting people to fan rate and add this wonderful lady...She always returns all the love as well,shes very sweet...If he gets enough people to do this,He'll get a happy hour ,so id appreciate it very very much...Be sure to say in the friend request that MetalRon sent you so we get credit...Thank you so much!!!Have a great day! Heres a link to her...click/rate/fan/add(dont forget to say MetalRon sent you...xxxooo Very Sexy Comments & GraphicsYou Rock! Thank you! My friend is in a contest...only comments count and drop some comments id sure appreciate it alot hugs annd kisses xxoo

Love Is Just A Word
s-you-apart Have you ever been in love? Horrible, isn't it? It makes you so vulnerable. It opens your chest and it opens your heart and it means someone can get inside you and mess you up. You build up all these defenses. You build up this whole armor, for years, so nothing can hurt you, then one stupid person, no different from any other stupid person, wanders into your stupid life...You give them a piece of you. They don't ask for it. They do something dumb one day like kiss you, or smile at you, and then your life isn't your own anymore. Love takes hostages. It gets inside you. It eats you out and leaves you crying in the darkness, so a simple phrase like 'maybe we should just be friends' or 'how very perceptive' turns into a glass splinter working its way into your heart. It hurts. Not just in the imagination. Not just in the mind. It's a soul-hurt, a body-hurt, a real gets-inside-you-and-rips-you-apart pain. I hate love.

Activia To Help Your #2
Me and the red headed lady ( i wont name names) have been on the activia 14 day challenge for a while now and I have to admit as mundane as eating yogurt daily is, there is no turning back for me..

Help Me Win This Contest
Please help me win!!! To help you can do any of the following....... CLICK THE PIC BELOW TO HELP ME!!! I will pay 10k in fubuck for every 15 comments left. Just PM me that you left the comments and I will send you the fubucks. THANK YOU!!!!!

Random!!
Is there ever a time in your life when you feel you should change your perspectives entirely? If so, what would be the reason? Is it wrong if it is for someone? This man, I feel so deeply for. I could fall in love with him in a heartbeat. I am not me when I am around him, but the person I long to be. He brings out in me, all the things I desire.. and so easily. He just makes me the real me. He completes me. Like the other half of my soul. There is one thing, that stops all these feelings. He left me. But for all this, should I take him back? He asks for so much, yet so little. How do things get to where they are? How is it that things can seem alright, then go ssooo wrong? And without you even noticing? Why is it that at that pivital moment, it doesn't seem to matter? Is it really that seconds after it all goes down, the saying becomes true? Do we really miss them, or the thought of them? Can you really care for someone though you are in love with another? Or is i

Men
why cant i be happy? why is it so hard for me to smile? is it cause so many people dissapoint me in my life? or hurt me? or using me ? people say it is so nice to love someone ... i really dont know anymore how that feels i dont know how to love someone i feel like i am a ghost .... some people dont care about how i feel .... all i was looking for was love someone who love me the same way i love him but everytime i am crossing those type of assholes who just use me and hurt me what is life about ? getting hurt or dissapointed getting so far that i cant trust nobody anymore ? i wished someone could tell me i wished i would find someone who can put that smile back on my face and make my heart happy but i didnt think i will find it again... i dont think there is someone outside in this world who can take the way i am the honest the being real and always speaking my mind person .... alot men r scared of that they cant take it they run away from a woman like me why is that ? men say i need

Dance Recital...small Bus Style
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Funny Stuff
need a good laugh here you go. JUST TO LET YOU KNOW THIS STORY IS ALL MADE UP NOTHING PERTAINS TO ME...LOL It's hard being a divorced mom at Christmas time. And I don't just mean it's hard making ends meet and buying the presents. My boys, Troy and Kevin, weren't getting any socks and underwear under the tree. I know how to shop for teenagers. Troy is 17, and although I wasn't about to buy him that giant subwoofer he asked for, I knew he'd be happy with the iPod he'd find in his Christmas stocking. And Kevin, 13, was getting a new BMX bike...my only requirement being that he wear a helmet. There are times, though, like late on Christmas Eve when I was trying to assemble that damn bike, that I wished I had a man around. Not because I can't handle a hex wrench, mind you, and besides, if that was all I needed I could have asked Troy for a hand. No, I just missed sharing the warmth of the holidays and the Christmas memories. And there's no reason I should be alone - I'm an

Sevendust
hey guys sorry i will not have a computer for 2 weeks.. it is getting some work on it... as soon as i get it back.. i will return all the love right back to ya... right now i am at the library for now... hope to talk to you all later.. love ya and i will miss ya... I will be gone for a week... I am going camping, so if u show me some love, i promise, when i get back, i will return the love back too you... see u soon and love you all, love, chris

They Say I Have To!
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The Contractors Creed
I am a contractor. I look out for myself, the operators to my left and right, and no one else. I will always take advantage of the fact that I can finally tell Commissioned Officers to pack sand, kick rocks, etc and will do so at every possible occasion. I am my country’s scapegoat, the “plausible deniability” warrior, and I love it. Less than 700 dollars a day is unacceptable, but will take it until I find something better. I am trained to eat things that would make a billy goat puke, but will refuse anything less than 60 dollars Per Diem because I am greedy. I care not for ribbons, nor awards for valor. I do this job for the opportunity to kill the enemies of my country, and to finally get that boat I’ve always wanted. I will be in better shape than 99% of the active duty personnel, although this is not hard. I will equip myself with the latest high-speed gear, and will trick out my

Me
I just wanted to offer a quick "peeve" of mine, if you will. If you in any way / shape / or form stop by my page asking for fubling, fans, rates, adds, VIP's, blasts, fubucks, etc, you are lame and I would rather you not stop by. Honestly, get serious. Yes its fun, yes its playful, but get real. I'll fan those deserve it, offer gifts for those I like but I draw the line there. So please, just stop. I know many people feel this way too, so heres me saying it. Cool and sexy people feel free to stop over, those who want something from me for internet "cool points" - PEACE! The Steelers lost today and that pissed me off beyond belief. . . Thats really all I have to say so I apologize if I wasted your time, might as well stop by and say hello - today has been a boring day!

Jokes
A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father, "Dad, how many >> kinds of boobies are there? >> >> The father, surprised, answers, "Well, son, there's three kinds of >> breasts. In her twenties, a women's breasts are like melons, round and >> firm. In her thirties to forties, they are like pears, still nice but >> hanging a bit. After fifty, they are like onions." >> >> "Onions?" >> >> "Yes, you see them and they make you cry." >> >> This infuriated his wife and daughter so the daughter said, "Mom, how >> many kinds of 'willies' are there?" >> >> The mother, surprised, smiles and answers, "Well dear, a man goes >> through three phases. In his twenties, his willy is like an oak tree, >> mighty and hard. In his thirties and forties, it is a birch, flexible >> but reliable. After his fifties, it is like a Christmas tree." >> >> "A Christmas tree?" >> >> "Yes, dead from the root up and the balls are for decoration only! A New York lawyer runs

Chaos
The first time I looked into your eyes I saw more than you just looking back I saw... Radiating warmth Pure happiness. Every time I close my eyes I feel the softness of your lips I feel the tingle of your hands on my skin. I want to feel what I felt everyday The closeness of being in your arms The comforting kisses on my forehead. I want to trace my fingertips along your face As you wake up and fall asleep beside me Discovering each other. I want to be able to hold you When you've had a bad day I want to be able to hear you When you need someone to listen I want to be able to see you When you block the shot that wins the game. I believe in what we felt The emotional and physical connection is real. Share my dreams This is the voice of my heart.

Sayter_74
A DIFFERENT CHRISTMAS POEM The embers glowed softly, and in their dim light, I gazed round the room and I cherished the sight. My wife was asleep, her head on my chest, My daughter beside me, angelic in rest. Outside the snow fell, a blanket of white, Transforming the yard to a winter delight. The sparkling lights in the tree I believe, Completed the magic that was Christmas Eve. My eyelids were heavy, my breathing was deep, Secure and surrounded by love I would sleep. In perfect contentment, or so it would seem, So I slumbered, perhaps I started to dream. The sound wasn't loud, and it wasn't too near, But I opened my eyes when it tickled my ear. Perhaps just a cough, I didn't quite know, Then the sure sound of footsteps outside in the snow. My soul gave a tremble, I struggled to hear, And I crept to the door just to see who was near. Standing out in the cold and the dark of the night, A lone figure stood, his face weary and tight. A soldier, I

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Love Quotes
The greatest thing you'll ever learn is just to love and be loved in return Love isn't blind, it just only sees what matters. Love is a moment that lasts forever... You will know the real meaning of love when you fall in love. If a tear fell from my eyes, everytime i wished you were with me I would have a puddle of fallen wishes at my feet Through the wind I hear your voice, in the clouds I see your name. Living life without you just wouldnt be the same If you love someone more than anything, Then distance only matters to the mind, not to the heart If i had a single flower for everytime i thought of you i could walk forever in my garden. The worst way of missing someone is sitting right beside them, knowing that you can't have them.

Best Breast And Cleavage Contest Starting At Midnight Comment Bombing Needed Please!!
OK HERE IS THE DEAL IF YOU ADD ME AS A FRIEND OR WHAT EVER THEN YOU START TALKIN TO ME AND ASKING ME QUESTIONS LIKE DO I WANT YOUR DICK AND HOW DO I LIKE TO BE FUCKED THEN I ASK YOU POLITELY TO SHOW ME RESPECT.... DONT GET YOUR EGO HURT THEN CALL ME NAMES AS IN A FAT UGLY BITCH BECAUSE APPARENTLY THERE WAS SOMETHING THAT MADE YOU ADD ME IN THE FIRST PLACE!!!! SO IF YOU ARE GOING TO TALK TO ME IN THAT MANNER FROM THE GET GO DONT EVEN BOTHER TALKING TO ME OR ADDING ME... YEAH I HAVE PICS ON HERE AND A LOT IN LINGERIE THAT DOESNT MEAN I DONT DESERVE RESPECT IT MEANS IM CONFIDENT IN WHAT I LOOK LIKE WHAT YOU SAY DOESNT HURT MY FEELINGS BUT AS YOUR MOMMA SHOULD HAVE TOLD YOU WHEN YOU WHERE YOUNGER IF YOU DONT HAVE NOTHIN NICE TO SAY DONT SAY ANYTHING AT ALL!! IM TIRED OF THESE LOW LIFE GUYS ON HERE THAT ADD ME AS A FRIEND JUST TO SEE IF THEY CAN GET IN MY PANTS... IT ISNT GOING TO HAPPEN... IF YOU WNAT TO FLIRT AND BE FRIEND FINE BUT I AM A VERY OUTSPOKEN PERSON AND I WILL LET YOU KNOW W

Eye Openers
Henry Rollins Hits The Nail On The Head! WAKE UP AMERICA!!!! Network - Get Mad A scene from Paddy Chayefsky's classic movie "Network" directed by Sidney Lumet. One of two films to win three acting Oscars. Truth is stranger than fiction – but the sad fact is WAKE UP AND GET MAD! Get Mad Video montage to the classic scene of Peter Finch as Howard Beale, newsman, from the film "Network". A Visitor from the Past Poem about American Freedom and Independence from Patriot author Thelen Paulk I personally feel that there should be separation of church and state, but the founding fathers and those who fought for this country before us are rolling in their graves as to what is being done in our government today. Maybe this “Visitor from the Past” will inspire you to stand up as the Sovereign you are or claim to be.

Lyrics I Like
You Can Call Me Al - Paul Simon A man walks down the street He says why am I soft in the middle now Why am I soft in the middle The rest of my life is so hard I need a photo-opportunity I want a shot at redemption Don't want to end up a cartoon In a cartoon graveyard Bonedigger Bonedigger Dogs in the moonlight Far away my well-lit door Mr. Beerbelly Beerbelly Get these mutts away from me You know I don't find this stuff amusing anymore If you'll be my bodyguard I can be your long lost pal I can call you Betty And Betty when you call me You can call me Al A man walks down the street He says why am I short of attention Got a short little span of attention And wo my nights are so long Where's my wife and family What if I die here Who'll be my role-model Now that my role-model is Gone Gone He ducked back down the alley With some roly-poly little bat-faced girl All along along There were incidents and accidents There were h

The Love File!
As I wander through my day, and wander through my thoughts, I am remembering the moments in time when we shared a space only big enough for two. In my heart is the remembrance of our moments together. As the wind blows it caresses my soul with your sweet presence, with your sweet love! I want to never forget the moments we spent together, the moments we sat next to each other and smiled while looking into each others eyes. When you held me it was like a blanket of silk covering my body, a rush that set my soul on fire. Your kiss was like an amazing fairy tale that had no ending! Whisper to me in the wind, even if no-one else can hear it, I will know what you are saying. As the wind blows back, listen for my reply, as it will be as soft as satin. I will go to the ends of the earth to find you, as the waves of life seperate us into different worlds I will swim harder and swim faster, till I reach the shores of your world again. I will never give up on our love, never give up on us! Remem

My Home Girl
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Old Writings And Poetry!!!
In my heart I long to keep My love for you which is forever deep. Living life without you I would be very sad and blue. What else can I do to make you see That you do and will always mean the world to me. Though I know the sun will always rise I still wait for the day you'll forever be mine. You touched my soul with yours, Took my heart and brand it with your sword. Kiss my lips and you will see, That noone else can compare to me. The day is comming for you to know, The hurt and pain from being left in the cold. All those times you just pushed me away, Well now you bastard, I'm here to stay. Pay Backs a Bitch, And now its your turn to Pay!!! They hail you as their morning star, Because you are the way you are. If you return the sentiment, They'll try to make you different. And once they have you safe and sound, They want to change you all around. Your moods and ways they put a curse on, They try to make of you a

Help On My Giveaway
HELLO FAMILY, FRIENDS, AND FANS, I AM ALMOST DONE ON THIS HH GIVEAWAY AND ONLY NEED 700 COMMENTS. I COULD REALLY USE SOME HELP. PLEASE STOP BY AND LEAVE SOME COMMENTS. NO NEED TO BOMB UNLESS YOU WANT TO. I WOULD BE HAPPY WITH 50 PER DAY. HERE IS THE LINK: THANKS, FLY, FOUNDER OF THE FLY BY NIGHT FAMILY

Kindred's Soap Box..
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Muffins
Dear Santa, All I want for Xmas is a man (not boy) who will say sorry, appreciates the small [and big] things I do for him, who dates only me, who'll turn the air on when i'm hot regardless of $3 xtra bill, who'll love my cooking and return the favor, who'll realize how amazing I am & all that me (and family) offers, oh & TALL DARK AND HANDSOME would b perfect. If u can't find that, plenty of booze will hold me over.

I'm Trying
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Help Me Find My Mom!!
HI, my name is Gloria and i am looking for my mom she left when i was 6 and a half mounths old. I was born in goldsboro, nc and moved in with my grandma, Who raised me until i got married on August 14, 1992. She has two grandchildren Kayla who is 11 And, brandon who is 8. I would really like to meet her. so if anyone could help me i would greatly apreciate it. my mom was from somewhere in Georgia.i would like everbody who reads this to send it to atleast 10 people on their friends list, may be she or someone who knows will read it also. my dads name is jimmy and she knows who she is and, where i live in the same old town for 30 years. please help and, pass this along I would greatly appreciate it my mothers maiden name is sandra lee pilkington contact info: pixiegirl673@aol.com or sexy_chic_4_ever@yahoo.com thanks Posted By:SandraFoxx~Radio DJGet this video and more at MySpace.com

First Lc Blog Entry
Well it's been a few weeks now since i've become a member on this site and i have to say i don't know if it's a great thing for someone that's in a relationship lol....way too much temptation here...so many fcuken HOT MEN on here...it's almost addicting...all the people i've met on here so far have been so friendly and kind and very very generous with the rating's and thank you all so much for your support....LC was down last night and i thought they deleted my acct becuz of some of my adult pic's lol but YAY!! they didn't i'm still here...day off today so i'll be hanging out here in the lounge if u want me and playing online pool...have a good day and again thanx for reading this blog just shows u have interest in me...i'm starting to rate people now which is weird never rated a person from 1-10 before.. but i figure if i'm getting rated i'm gonna rate lol...love some of the skin's on here hope u all don't mind that i've stolen some of your skin's..you know who you are....all i have

My Life
As of June 6, 2007 at 8:27AM.. I became the proud mommy of a little boy. Xavier Joe.. He weighed in at 7lbs 10oz.. and was 21 1/4 inches long.. Currently Im just a stay at home mommy.. Looking for possible some legit at home work! If anyone knows of any!! please let me know... Looking for other mommy's to talk to.. If you wanna chat let me know.. Ok so I haven't been here in a while.. OMG Im sorry.. BUt there has been a lot going on.. I got a new job.. And started colleged.. And then on October 9th found out that Im expecting a baby.. :) Im excited.. I am going to try and get around here more often but a lot of the time Im sleeping.. :) Take Care all! So its been a min since I have been here.. Things are going well.. Im about to be a new mommy come JUNE!! Yea... On other news looking for ladies to model.. So please there is $$$$$ involved and trust me dont' be shy.. We have taken on Tall, short, petite, big boned, different colors.. WE are ALL BEAUTIFUL ladies so

Things That Make You Go "hmmm"
NAUGHTY APPLiCATiON" Best and hottest one will get a reply......1. Your Name:2. Age:3. Favorite position (s)?4. Do you think I'm hot?5. Would you have sex with me?6. lights on or off?7. Would you have to be drunk?8. Would you take a shower with me?9. Have you ever thought about having sex with me?10. Would you leave after or stay the night?11. Do you like cuddling afterwards?12. Condom or skin?13. Do you give Oral pleasures?14. Do you like to receive Oral Pleasures?15. Have sex on the first date?16. Would you kiss me during sex?17. Do you think I would be good in bed?18. Threesome?19. How many times would you like to cum?20. Would you use me as a booty call?21. Can I use you as a booty call?22. Do you like foreplay?23. What is foreplay to you?24. Can we take pictures of the act?25. Will you post this so I can fill it out for you?

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Say Goodbye
its been almost 2 years since my granpa died. He was my rock, he was the one that kept me going, he was by my side no matter wut i did. And when he died it crushed me, he was the one that protected me. He loved me so much that just seeing me made him soo happy that somtimes ppl wondered if he was on drugs. and him feeling like that made me like myself alot better, cus if he could love me like that, then he must see somthing good in me.

Poetry
My Poetry This is my place of darkness. Where there is nothing but silence through-out the room. I love the smell of the room it smells like a crypt of black clouds through-out the room. It maybe creepy or scary yet blurry because of all the smoke. It's so cold like a basement cellar I hear faded darkside music of gothic realms of mysterious force of darkness. Where I see outside the dark tinted window where I see falling rose petals over a grave. Which could be kind of spooky at times but once you get use to it your doing just fine. Where I see this go on and on again you'll see the smoke once again. And you will feel like your tripping my friend. Don't get scared trust your doing fine. I cant believe what I am seeing a ghost raising from the grave. So let the haunting begin. So off I go to see this ghost and I didn't even get close so back inside I go again and I dont even know how this story began? By: William Allen Wish the darkness could take me away, like a ghost sayi

Hey Everyone
Well im woundering if there is really ture happiness? or is it just something we all wish for as we are growing up?? I think there is real happiness.. kisses to all my friends who make me happy everyday of my life.. I love you all Well this is a little note to you all I talk to on here, that I will not be on for a while after next week. I will be moving from California to Oklahoma. It's a big move, but its something I need to. My grandparents live in OK. and well they are not doing very well. So the family is moving out there to be with them while we can. Im not sure how long it will be until I get back up and running online but you can count on me being back at some point lol.. I hope you guys are all safe and sound while im away I will miss you all. Remember just because im not on here dont mean you cant keep the love coming to me here. On the bright side of things I will be able to go to OU!!!!!!!!! something I wanted sence I was little lol yay for me !!!! Well I think I ha

Freckles
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Random Items
NAUGHTY APPLiCATiON" ***Best one will get a reply*** 1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Phone number: 4. Favorite position (s)? 5. Do you think I'm hot? 6. Would you have sex with me? 7. lights on or off? 8. Would you have to be drunk? 9. Would you take a shower with me? 10. Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 11. Would you leave after or stay the night? 12. Do you like cuddling afterwards? 13. Condom or skin? 14. Do you give Oral pleasures? 15. Do you like to receive Oral Pleasures? 16. Have sex on the first date? 17. Would you kiss me during sex? 18. Do you think I would be good in bed? 19. Threesome? 20. How many times would you like to cum? 20. Would you use me as a booty call? 22. Can I use you as a booty call? 23. Do you like fore play? 24. What is foreplay to you? 25. Can we take pictures of the act? 26. Will you post this so I can fill it out for you? 1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Fave Color:

Charles
I can't really deny it anymore babe. I really really want to more than anything be able to deny your death and believe it and know it's not true. I waited for that call, that call that never came. That call that would have put a few pieces of my heart back together. It never came, and it never will. I don't understand why. So many why's. And I know some blame is on my head, I accept that. I just wish other people would so I can talk to them about it without hearing "No no no, it's not your fault." It's got to be someones fault and I'm the one who left you. I'm the one that gave you no reason to stay in MI. Before we started dating you were looking into the ARMY, but you stopped because of me. After I broke up with you though you went right back to the ARMY and joined. If I would have never met you, you would have been there sooner (or not at all) and not been on the road where that bomb was; or if I took you back you would have stayed here with me. Your words are echoing

I Need Lots Of Help On This!
Ok all my faithfull friends I am in need of lots of help on this! I am in a giveaway for a happy hour & one year VIP! All I need is 110,000 comments lol! All help is appreciated and you know I will always help you when needed! JUST CLICK ON THIS PIC AND IT WILL TAKE YOU TO WHERE I NEED THE COMMENTS OK, FOR EVERY 50 COMMENTS YOU GIVE ME I WILL GIVE YOU EITHER SOMETHING FROM THE GIFT SHOP OR SOMETHING ELSE THAT YOU WOULD LIKE! JUST DROP ME A LINE AND LET ME KNOW!

Movies
As everyone knows, I have been working on getting the funding together for my next film.. While that funding has not yet been obtained, my Partner called this evening and tells me funding has come in for a revisit to our first film Red State Road Trip! So, in the next week or so, I will be away from the internet for a while as we get this next installment of that film completed! I'll try to update this blog while on the road letting all know what the progress is like. in the mean time I'll miss everyone on fubar while I'm away.. Shoot I miss you already and I'm still planning travel!! So while I'm gone.. Keep up the point race and maybe I'll be an Oracle when I return!

Ambrose Wins Zippo 200
Father of former Olympian killed in Beijing President Bush greets members … AP - Aug 9, 7:44 pm EDT BEIJING (AP)—The fatal stabbing of the father of a former Olympian at a Beijing landmark cast a sad shadow over the first full day of Olympic competition Saturday, just hours after China’s jubilant opening of the Summer Games. Todd and Barbara Bachman of Lakeville, Minn.—parents of 2004 volleyball Olympian Elisabeth “Wiz” Bachman and in-laws of U.S. men’s volleyball coach Hugh McCutcheon—were attacked by a Chinese man while visiting the 13th-century Drum Tower. The U.S. Olympic Committee confirmed Bachman died from knife wounds and that Barbara Bachman suffered life-threatening injuries. She and their Chinese tour guide, who was also injured in the attack, were being treated in a Beijing hospital. Elisabeth Bachman was with them at the time of the attack, but uninjured. Her father was chief executive officer for Bachman’s, Inc., a home-and-garden center based

Songs, Poems, Crap
I am sick and tired of rating people that don't rate me back, it's like I'm a guy so I have to work 100 times harder than any female on this site. I buy bling, I complete what I have to, and except for a couple and I mean like two or three ppl, I have to do everything myself! I'm not crying, but I am bitchin! I am a good friend, I rate my tops every day, I polish their bling and if I have cash I bling them as well... this is probably why I left the last time, I don't even remember but this shit is getting old. I don't get yr rates even tho I rate u an 11 evey day!? WTF u don't even stop by my page to say hey? this is a social network? I have been respectful, kind and unloaded everything I can for ppl and those of you that have given back....you KNOW this is not for you. But this has turned into a female sex frenzy for fucktards! Most of you will never know how fucked up I really am, and I don't blame you for nevering caring to know. However, I have been caring, exceptional in sweetnes

My Thoughts For Today!!
Ok so this is my first blog and im going into this not knowing what the hell im about to say.So bare with me ok?Well i guess i can talk about some of my experiences on LC.I hate when guys ask me join my family so they can c my private pics.And then get mad when i say no like i fuckin owe them something.Its only pics u want have me and im not about to give u something to jack off to tonight.Then other douche bags wanna post bullitens sayin i dare u to give me ur number.Yeah right so u can go 2 real pages and get my address and kill me HELLLLLL NOOO! And for those of u who do it dumb azzzz!well thats all for right now.OOOOO please dont tell me when u post new dick pics i dont want 2 see ur saggy magnum dicks for those of u who dont know what a saggy magnum is then u either are one or fuckin one lol...LATA MUAZZZZ Ok let me give u the background before i get to the point aight? I use to be friends with this Bitch a few months ago.I mean we were cool we were togethere everyday did ever

Bullshit
Charles Thomas Heinlein Jr. is my ex fiance. He was serving in Iraq when he was killed on July 31st 2007. I found out on August 5th after I came home from my sister having her son. Yes, he was my ex, but I still love him dearly. We didn't always get along, but that doesn't diminish my love for him, or how much I will miss him. He was serving in the ARMY and was in Iraq when his vehicle tripped an IAD bomb killing him along with 2 Soldiers. He has been such a large part of my life for the last few years, even though we barely spoke and were not together anymore. I will miss him more than words can express. The only thing that has stopped me from crying is holding my nephew. I don't know what else to say, other than please have his friends and family in your prayers and thoughts. I thought I wasnt leaving until the 4th or 5th, but Im leaving on the 2nd. Well, I hope to talk to you all as soon as I get internet down there. :) This is total bullshit! I am so tired of finding ou

Misc.
A man and his wife were working in their garden one day and the man looks over at his wife and says, "Your butt is getting really big, I mean really big. I bet your butt is bigger than the barbecue grill." With that he proceeded to get a measuring tape and measure the grill and then went over to where his wife was working and measured his wife's bottom. "Yes, I was right, your butt is two inches wider than the barbecue grill!!!" The woman chose to ignore her husband. Later that night in bed, the husband is feeling frisky. He makes some advances towards his wife who completely brushes him off. "What's wrong?" he asks. She answers, "Do you really think I'm going to fire up this big-ass grill for one little weenie?" I quit smoking after 22 years 6-1/2 months ago. Today for some reason Im dieing for a cigarette. Thank god I dont have any and am too tight to buy some lol ALL RULES ARE NUMBERED "1" ON PURPOSE! 1. Learn to work the toliet seat.You're a big girl.If its up put it

Self Expression
Doesn't always mean your a PLAYER!!! From my point of view: We don't care if you talk to other guys. (like a friend) We don't care if you're friends with other guys. (just friends!) But when you're sitting next to us, and some random guy walks into the room and you jump up and tackle him, without even introducing us, yeah, it pisses us off. It doesn't help if you sit there and talk to him for ten minutes without even acknowledging the fact that we're still there. We don't care if a guy calls you (and when they ask what are you doing when we're sitting next to you dont respond with "nothing just sitting around".....ur with ur f'in boyfriend), but at 2 in the morning we do get a little concerned. Nothing is that important at 2 a.m. that it can't wait till the morning. ____________________________________________________ Also, when we tell you you're pretty/ beautiful/ gorgeous/ cute/ stunning, we freaking mean it. Don't tell us we're wrong. We'll stop trying to co

Stuff!!
Over 800 cowboys hold a Professional Bull Rider membership. They are a diverse group with different backgrounds, origins, and personalities but all sharing the same goal…to ride a bull! But not just any bull. They strive to conquer the rankest bulls in the world and everyone knows you'll only find them at the PBR! It is the one place where each ride is a true test of man versus beast. Riders hail from vast parts of the world including: USA, Australia, Canada and Brazil. These cowboys have grown up in areas ranging from inner cities to farms and ranches. Their determination and will to succeed sets them apart from others. This sport is daring and dangerous; which requires a true competitor and driven athlete. In addition to the non-stop action, the unique team of bull riders keeps the sport going strong while making every second count! In 1985 (the year you were born) Ronald Reagan is president of the US Live Aid, a 17 hour rock concert broadcasts worldwide from

My Poems/lyrics
There you are my beloved one, Can you hear me my dearest Can you understand my coveted Will you understand my reason Do you understand my riddles Do you know I care I play my games to protect you From the world and myself I cannot truly love you No matter how much I care I would end up hurting you I would hurt myself for you I would try to hate you I would use you again Do you understand my riddles Do you know I care I would try to keep you Never would I sleep Forever I would hide you From yourself and the world Do you understand my riddles Do you know I care It pains me to love you Knowing I’ll never be able to care It haunts me to see you so Blissfully ignorant and unaware Upon sacred lines I let you tread Too close I let you approach This distance I must keep you This weight I must bare I would end up hurting you I would hurt myself for you I would try to hate you I would use you again Do you understand my riddles Do you kn

My Contest
Hi Guys (and gals) REMEMBER that our very own LORD GARFIELD is hosting the HAPPY HOUR of 8pm CENTRAL...and 9pm EASTERN.. That's the FIRST HOUR of the BOMBFEST, so let's get in there early, bomb fast and furious, and take an early lead. We are on a roll this week....we are almost back to bombing strength...so let's all WORK TOGETHER, HAVE FUN, and KICK SOME A$$ !!! I am at wits end. The contest hostess took Goddess Traci's pic off her contest page and left all the other one's up. I don't know why. Her SB is off and she won't answer my fu*mail. I left a comment in her comments on her page asking her POLITELY why she took Traci's pic off contest page. You may wish to leave her a comment yourself. but remember... WE ARE FU*BOMBERS DAMMIT!!! We have a lot of respect here in fu, so don't let your feelings take control and leave nasty comments, PLEASE!! BE POLITE>...show all of fu that FU*BOMBERS HAVE CLASS!! Y'all please be nice, ya hear??? We will once again have a 2 hour bombfes

Yakapin Mo Ako.....
Minsan pa, yakapin mo ako Nang mahigpit, 'tong huling sandali Kailanman, ang nasa isip ko'y Ang labi mo'y mahalikang muli REFRAIN Ngayon unawain, puso ko'y umaamin Na ika'y hahanapin irog ko Kailangan sabihin masakit sa damdamin Mawala ka sa buhay ko Minsan pa, yakapin mo ako Masdan ang puso kong lumuluha Tandaan, mapalayo ka man Kahit saan, mamahalin kita Yakapin Mo Ako (Put Your Hands Around Me) - Joey Albert

Security
FINALLY - A great alternative to body scanners at airports . . .The Israelis are developing an airport security device that eliminates the privacy concerns that come with full-body scanners at the airports.It's a booth you can step into that will not X-ray you, but will detonate any explosive device you may have on you. They see this as a win-win for everyone, with none of this crap about racial profiling. It also would eliminate the costs of a long and expensive trial. Justice would be swift. Case closed!You're in the airport terminal and you hear a muffled explosion. Shortly thereafter an announcement comes over the PA system . . . "Attention standby passengers - we now have a seat available on flight number 1234. Shalom!"

Philadelphia Area Get-together!!
There were a few of us that are in the area that were thinking....why not have a get-together for all of us Fu-Folks!! If you would be interested...please let me know....we were thinking of having everyone meet up at the Dave & Busters up in the Franklin Mills Mall. This way there's no $$ out of pocket for anyone (accept for the cash bar) There are games, billiards and a ton of TV's....and is easily accessible from I95. Possibly on a Thursday night..later on in the summer....this way we avoid the weekend crowds....and it's not called thirsty Thursday for nothing!! LOL So, if you're from Philly or anywhere in the area....pass the word on and let's make this get-together a huge success! Once we see how many would be interested, we'll finalize the details and set a date!

Stuff
Wednesday, February 07, 2007 Chain letters Hello, my name is Cliff and I suffer from the guilt of not forwarding 50 billion fucking chain letters sent to me by people who actually believe that if you send them on, a poor 6-year-old girl in Arkansas with a breast on her forehead will be able to raise enough money to have it removed before her redneck parents sell her to a traveling freak show. Do you honestly believe that Bill Gates is going to give you, and everyone to whom you send "his" email, $1000? How stupid are we? Ooooh, looky here! If I scroll down this page and make a wish, I'll get laid by a model I just happen to run into the next day!" What a bunch of bullshit. Maybe the evil chain letter leprechauns will come into my house and sodomize me in my sleep for not continuing a chain letter that was started by Peter in 5 AD and brought to this country by midget pilgrims on the Mayflower. Fuck 'em. If you're going to forward something, at least send me som

F******hot's Pimp Outs!!!
Here comes Cherries!!!!!! from now on i will be pimping out 2 cherries every week. There will be 1 male and 1 female cherry in each bulletin i send out. also this pimping will be blogged on my page!!! THIS WEEK THERE WILL BE 4 CHERRIES PIMPED OUT!!!! this weeks males pimp outs are ~Brian~@ CherryTAP a very sweet and caring man that i adore very much and... SIDEKICKSI~UK~ INFERNO MUSCLE~STALKER OF SKITZ~@ CherryTAP Simon also a very great guy to know and our female pimp outs for this week!!! *ANGELKISSES* ~RIDE IT LIKE YOU STOLE IT~@ CherryTAP as her username allready says!! a true Angel!! and..... SheerLeggs@ CherryTAP gorgeous looking lady with some fine legs!!!! gotta show em sum luv peepz these are friends that are there for you and show back all the love you give them. Go show these awesom cherries some love!! come on you can't miss out on these cherries for maybe next time it might be you ;)) This pimpout has been

My 11's During Hh- Everyday- Bid Here
PLACE UR BIDS PEOPLES TY XOXO BEEBEE MAKE UR BID!!! SUNDAY IS OPEN BOOK THESE 11'S NOW BEFORE SOMEONE ELSE DOES! I WILL BOOK THEM FOR U AND USE THEM ON A HH, LEAVE BID HERE AND IF UR THE LUCKY BUYER...I WILL PRIVATE MESS TO MAKE SURE U STILL WANT THEM...IF NOT THATS FINE TOO! U PAY WHEN I BEGIN RATING!!!! GOODLUCK....XOXO BEEBEE

*~*me*~*
can someone tell me how many points you get for everything..... I started my job finally.....so im not sure how much I will be on here. Just remember that I love you all and I will stay in touch!! Take care of urselves and show me some luv while Im working! Hey! I am new on here and I am kinda lost on some things but I will pick things up on the way!

Poem - Venom
Failing life for yesterdays triumphs, chasing death for fears of tomorrow, caught in a loop of frozen resentment, doughting the goals i never concede. I relish the glory of self mutilation, defacing the bearer of honour and pride, sunk to the depths of darkness and evil, an old timber tomb of solitude and pain. The scars i wear of hurt and betrayal, I brandish my heart as proof of this life, the cold coursing flow of poisonous venom, bile and blood both clotted with time. the image is getting clearer... the face of innocence and purity... ur beauty shining through the darkest of dreams, the dreams of relentless torment and agonizing pain, ur face washes down the horrors to prevail serenity, u radiate with an inner peace i hunger for, each and every breath u take is echoed through my soul, the warmth of ur flesh taking over my senses, out of my depth i long to hold u close and feel ur passion.

Random Rants
Makeshift Patriot The Flag Shop Is Out Of Stock I Hang Myself at Half Mast It’s the Makeshift The Patriot The Flag Shop is Out of Stock I hang myself... via live telecast Coming live from my own funeral, beautiful weather offered a nice shine Which is suitable for a full view of a forever altered skyline When times like these arrive I freestyle biased opinions every other sentence Journalistic ethics slip when I pass them off as objective "Don't give me that ethical shit." I've got exclusive, explicit images to present to impressionable American kids And it's time to show this world how big our edifice is! That's exactly what they attacked when a typically dark skinned Disney villain Used civilians against civilians and charged the Trojan horses into our buildings Using commercial aviation as instruments of destruction Pregnant women couldn't protect their children Wheelchairs were stairway obstructions Now have to back petal...from the shower of glass and me

Rainey Night
It had been a long trip going home on leave in the navy. My car had broken down 10 miles back in the dead of night and the rain kept getting harder and harder until it was torrential downpour! I was soaked to the bone and freezing! I thought the back roads would be better but now I’m rethinking it! I have not seen a car in the last 5 miles and not a service station in sight! My feet squishing in my shoes I see lights coming behind me. My luck must be changing as you pull off the road to see if you can help! You see this wet sailor wet and cold and offer me a ride! I want to but I don’t want your car to get soaking wet as me. You insist I get in so you can get me too town. As we ride the heat in your car is finally warming me. You see my firm fitting tee shirt sticking to my hard firm chest and abs with my nipples hard from the cold. I find you gazing at me with your beautiful sexy eyes. You say the service station is down the road but closed until morning and insist I stay at y

Thought For The Day
Ok So i was just watchin a vid on youtube bout a dude that wanted a clone of himself n it hit me like a bolt of lightning!!!!!!!! I need a clone of me so the doctors can amputate his arm n leg n put them on me! How fuckin awesome would that be!!! lol. ok so now im startin to think bout the hell frankenstine's monster caught, but hey they can transplant faces, so why not arms n legs im sure its been done somewhere. Anyways that was just a random thought i had lol. But if they start cloneing people like in multiplicity sign me up! Have low standards! That way you're never dissappointed! Ok I thought id just rant bout sum shit that i think is stupid or just plain dont like! First off I fucken hate Monroe piercings! you'll never been as good looking as Cindy Crawford once was, so pull out the piercing n make us happy. Second thing is these Stupid ass Foreign language tats that every lame ass unimaginative piece of trash seems to get! You really wanna surprise me, go to chin

Natural Darkness
"Hecate is the goddess that removes the impressions that prevent us from merging into the divine. Hecate is the mother of the night and we could not spiritually progress without her... Hecate is the embodiment of sorrow, she is the wisdom of death, she is the bliss of annihilation. ...why the force of darkness is of such grave importance: Darkness means what you cannot see. If you neglect to look at or resist darkness, you have already fallen to it. Fear is the reason a person cannot look at themselves. Fear is the real darkness! Every aspect of the subconscious has to become conscious for the soul's realization." (from jade sol luna's seminars) this quote is essentially about achieving enlightenment through a focus on darkness, which is the total opposite of what most "spiritual" people or seekers would expect.

How Did I Get So Lucky
For you ill hide away, in the shadows of your mind. with all your hidden secrets, in a place that never shines. for you ill stay in this box, in your heart-that you keep. just to wait for you to take me out, when the rest of the world sleeps. for you ill be strong, so you dont ever fall. because i know what its like, to have your back against the wall. for you ill fight the world, to make sure that your okay.

My Love
hey everyone i found out 3 weeks ago i ahve lung cancer i go the thur the 10th of may for them to take 1/2 my left lung plz say a prayer for me i can use hope to be back on soon. WHY DO PPL THINK THEY AHVE THE RIGHT TO TAKE ANOTHER HUMAN LIFE PERSONALLY I THINK THAT THEY SHOULD GO RIGHT TO DEATH ROW AND NOT HAVE A CHANCE TO DEFEND THEMSELVES..SO MANY YOUNG WOMAN AND MEN HAVE LOST THIER LIVES BECAUSE OF PPL THINKIN THEY R GOD.TODAY I BET THRE IS FAMILYS SITTING WORRYING ABOUT THIER CHILDREN WONDERING IF THEY ARE SAFE.I ALMOST LOST MY SON 8 YRS AGO BECAUSE OF ANOTHER CHILDS GAMES.I HOPE U ALL KEEP UR CHILDREN SAFE U NEVER KNOW WHAT MIGHT HAPPEN I THOUGHT MINES WAY SAFE TOO..THANKS FOR READING THIS sorry if i'm not on much anymore having some health problems hope everyone says a prayer for me god bless u all

Ill Be Gone The Hole Weekend
YOUR DRIVERS LICENSE TELLS IT ALL A mother is driving a little girl to her friend's house for a play date. "Mommy," the little girl asks, "how old are you?" "Honey, you are not supposed to ask a lady her age," the mother replied. "It's not polite." "OK", the little girl says, "How much do you weigh?" "Now really," the mother says, "those are personal questions and are really none of your business." Undaunted, the little girl asks, "Why did you and Daddy get a divorce?" "That is enough questions, young lady, honestly!" The exasperated mother walks away as the two friends begin to play. "My Mom won't tell me anything about her," the little girl says to her friend. "Well," says the friend, "all you need to do is look at her drivers ' license. It is like a report card, it has everything on it." Later that night the little girl says to her mother, "I know how old you are, you are 32." The mother is surprised and asks, "How did you find that out? "I als

Life
my brother and our family needs prayers ..my brother is 31 has 5 kids and works more then full-time as a mechanic ..yesterday at work while balancing a tire it blow up in his face and he has not had sight sense plz keep all of us in your prayers we need it he goes to the eye dr this afternoon pray its only temporary lol got a new cat yesterday and she loves to kiss i mean by that she will put her mouth on urs and sty there till you muah her lol tonight she is trying to make out with me lol im dying inside inside im lost inside i feel pain inside im dead im lost i cant find my way home im lost in peril i cant find the way ive lost the path wheres the way god im lost lost in my fears lost in everything

Random
C- Cacophobia- Fear of ugliness. Cainophobia or Cainotophobia- Fear of newness, novelty. Caligynephobia- Fear of beautiful women. Cancerophobia or Carcinophobia- Fear of cancer. Cardiophobia- Fear of the heart. Carnophobia- Fear of meat. Catagelophobia- Fear of being ridiculed. Catapedaphobia- Fear of jumping from high and low places. Cathisophobia- Fear of sitting. Catoptrophobia- Fear of mirrors. Cenophobia or Centophobia- Fear of new things or ideas. Ceraunophobia or Keraunophobia- Fear of thunder and lightning.(Astraphobia, Astrapophobia) Chaetophobia- Fear of hair. Cheimaphobia or Cheimatophobia- Fear of cold.(Frigophobia, Psychophobia) Chemophobia- Fear of chemicals or working with chemicals. Cherophobia- Fear of gaiety. Chionophobia- Fear of snow. Chiraptophobia- Fear of being touched. Chirophobia- Fear of hands. Cholerophobia- Fear of anger or the fear of cholera. Chorophobia- Fear of dancing. Chrometophobia or Chrematophobia- Fear of money. Chromopho

Today's Haiku
Absinthe, oh Absinthe... The Green Fairy did not show. Was lots of fun though! :) Edible panties From my sweet Wicked Lil Girl Bring a needed smile! (Thank you babydoll!) Fuck it, there's no words. They aren't saying what I want. Speechless little Minx.

Tag You're It!
I was Tagged by Qtazabutton Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I type over 100 words per minute! 2. I was an exchange student in Japan. 3. I'm Bi! (lingual you freaks!) I speak Spanish! 4. I Nair my arms. 5. I luvvvvvvvvvv ABBA. 6. I am a Domestic Violence Survivor. My ex husband is currently incarcerated for trying to kill me. 7. My real name sounds very "Southern"...but I'm not. 8. The Rockwell video "Somebody's Watching Me" use to scare the Buhjeezus out of me! 9. I go commando! 'Cept for cute pics. heheheheh 10. The carpet (if there was carpet) matches the drapes! (Mines is more like linoleum. hehehehe)

Nobody
hi yall my son and I have to go to the doctors today and get his test results. We had an appointment at the end of the month but want us to come in today to go over the results whitch cant be good so just keep us in ur thoughts and prayers when I come home from the doctors I will update anyone that cares please pray around 3oclock hey paper its me again seems like ur my only freind i wish i can talk to her tell her how i feel to show this time is for real no games no time to play she asked when it was comin heres that day that i stand up and say no more to the ragin war that lives inside of me its a war against misery theres nothing that can stop me now i havent taken my final bow this is fight to regain my life for my kids and my future wife i no its been a rough road Im prince that once was a toad Jason John Eberle, D.D.S. April 3, 1971-May 27, 2008 Jason Eberle, 37, died suddenly of natural causes on May 27, 2008

Top Ten Request Countdown Recap
Here is a Recap of the Top Ten Request of 3-27-08 From Dirty Deeds Radio. 1. Nine Inch Nails - Closer 2. Snoop Dog - Sensual Seduction 3. Timberland - The Way I Are 4. Sixx Am - Life is Beautiful 5. Him - Wings of a Butterfly 6. Def Lepard - Pour Some Sugar on Me 7. Seether - Fake It 8. Cream - Strange Brew 9. Devil Driver - I could Care Less 10. Dixie Chicks - Lullaby Remember this is Your Top Ten. If you Disagree then i Suggest you get your asses in Dirty Deeds and Request what you want to hear!! [[ Not Sure if im going to continue with the Countdown after this. Not Any Feedback and it seems people are not enjoying this. So Ill go be a normal lame as DJ and just take request and be dull and boring. Hope your happy. ]] Here is a Recap of the Top Ten Request of 5-1-08 From Dirty Deeds Radio. 1. Mudvayne - Happy 2. Five Finger Death Punch - Never Enough 3. Theory of a Deadman - So Happy 4. Sixx Am - Life is Beautiful 5. Powerman 5000 -

Our Friends
HEY EVERYONE PLEASE SHOW THIS GUY ALOT OF FUBAR LOVE. HE IS A GREAT GUY AND A GOOD FRIEND. PLEASE CLICK ON HIS PIC AND F/R/A AND SIGN HIS GUEST BOOK AND DEFINATELY TAKE THE TIME 5-10 MIN OR LESS AND RATE HIS PICS!! THANKS FROM ALL OF US TH3 V1P3R~~FU OWNER OF ƤŕiņcessđjPļåŷmate@ÇéĻĻßĽðč@ fubar HEY EVERYONE! WE WANT TO LET YOU ALL KNOW THAT WE APPRECIATE ALL THE HARD WORK THIS YOUNG LADY DID TO HELP OUR PAGE LOOK AS GOOD AS IT IS GETTING. PLEASE CLICK ON HER PIC AND STOP BY HER PAGE AND A/F/R HER AND HER PICS AND SHOW SOME MAD LOVE FROM THE TROOPS! JULIE THANKS FOR ALL YOU HAVE DONE WE LOVE YOU!!! Julie~Army is my bundle of worry@ fubar HEY EVERYONE THIS YOUNG LADY HELPED US SET THIS PAGE AND STILL IS PLEASE COME SHOW HER SOME LOVE AND STOP BY HER PAGE AND A/F/R HER AND RATE HER PICS AND SEND AND WHEN YOU SEND AN ADD REQ PUT IN THERE THE AMERICANBADASSES SENT YOU TO HER. THANKS AGAIN FROM ALL OF US spoiledbabygirl*F

Pimp Out
OCTOBER IS RETT SYNDROME AWARENESS MONTH ( A DEBILITATING NEUROMUSCULAR DISORDER) LETS EDUCATE OURSELVES A LIL Rett syndrome is caused by mutations in the gene MECP2 located on the X chromosome. Every five hours a girl is born with Rett syndrome. Rett syndrome is the only Autism spectrum disorder with a known genetic cause. Rett syndrome is the leading genetic cause of severe impairment in females. Rett syndrome affects all ethnic, racial and socio-economic groups; every parent is at risk for having a child with Rett syndrome. THESE ARE JUST A FEW FACTS ABOUT RETTS SYNDROME..... THIS WONDERFUL MOTHER BELOW LIVES EVERYDAY OF HER LIFE WITH IT AND WANTS TO GET INFORMATION OUT THERE FOR EVERYONE. PLEASE GO TO http://www.rettsyndrome.org TO LEARN MORE. ~NorthernAngel~@ fubar THIS WOMAN DID NOT ASK ME TO PIMP HER OUT OR EVEN DO THIS BUT AFTER READING HER BLOG, PROFILE AND TALKING TO A FRIEND OF HERS I FIGURED WHY NOT. SHE WANTS TO ADD

*cherrybomb*
The one and only Cherrybomb™ needs YOUR help staying RED! ~ Cherrybomb™ ~ Click On Any Of Claire's HOT Pictures And Rate, Rate, Rate! Show Cherrybomb LOTS of Love with Lots of profile and picture rates! ~ Cherrybomb™ ~ Cherrybomb will have AUTO 11s running so get your 60 points per picture rate! Come On FU!!! Let's Keep Cherrybomb Red! ~ Cherrybomb™ This public service announcement brought to you by: ღTulsa's Angelღ

That Metal Show(phil Anselmo)pantera
Watch the full episode of VH1 Classic's That Metal Show featuring an interview with former Pantera frontman, Philip Anselmo. Watch Full Episodes Online at Vh1.com. VH1 Original TV Show. http://www.vh1.com/video/that-metal-show/full-episodes/phil-anselmo-pantera/1651275/playlist.jhtml Copy and Paste VH1 TV Shows | Music Videos | Celebrity Photos | News & Gossip

Quiet Please
Quiet Please!Taming Monkey Mind in Meditation We all have the endless chattering and noise in our head often referred to as the monkey mind. It’s been called the monkey mind – the endless chattering in your head as you jump in your mind from thought to thought while you daydream, analyze your relationships, or worry over the future. Eventually, you start to feel like your thoughts are spinning in circles and you’re left totally confused. One way to tame this wild creature in your head is through meditation – although the paradox is that when you clear your mind for meditation you actually invite the monkey in your mind to play. This is when you are given the opportunity to tame this mental beast by moving beyond thought – to become aware of a thought rather than thinking a thought. The difference is subtle, but significant. When you are aware of your thoughts, you can let your thoughts rise and float away without letting them pull you in different direc

Purple Haerts> For Some True Family..
Man Has. Searched the world over. Be it fame, furtune, that exoctic isle, But the greatest search, comes when the man looks for the One to call his own. Soul Mates That spark felt from the very Soul Looking into her eyes, the smile that captivates

Questions I Would Like Guys To Answer ( And Please Be Honest )
this one i woulod like to hear responces from men and there thought's as well.... ladies feel free to comment too!!! ok men if you have a girlfriend that you say you love ever so dearly...... would you hide your love or would you tell the world???? This is to all of the guys in the world who can't accept girls for who they are: I'm sorry That I'm not enough of a slut to sleep with you on a first date I'm sorry That my ass isn't big enough to "satisfy" your needs I'm sorry that I'm not anorexic and skinny enough for you to see my ribs I'm sorry That I'm not pretty enough to be "your girl" I'm sorry That I'm not a Playboy model so I can't act like a porn star for you I'm sorry I don't have a dream body that turns you on But most of all I'm sorry That you can't accept me for who I am ok well what if she wasnt so attractive to your friends but YOU tell her she is beautiful all the time or even so

For The Soldiers At Christmas Time
Prayer Request I understand that life in Iraq is very difficult to bear right now. Our troops need our prayers for strength, endurance and safety. Send this on after a short prayer; please don't break it: "Lord, hold our troops in your loving hands. Protect them as they protect us. Bless them and their families for the selfless acts they perform for us in our time of need. Amen." When you receive this, please stop for a moment and say the above prayer for our troops around the world. There's nothing attached; Do not let it stop with you, please - of all the gifts you could give a US Soldier, Sailor, Airman, or Marine deployed in harm's way, prayer is the very best!!! Thank you. A Soldier Lies Alone TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS, HE LIVED ALL ALONE, IN A ONE BEDROOM HOUSE MADE OF PLASTER AND STONE. I HAD COME DOWN THE CHIMNEY WITH PRESENTS TO GIVE, AND TO SEE JUST WHO IN THIS HOME DID LIVE. I LOOKED ALL ABOUT, A STRANGE SIGHT I DID S

Post Surgery...
WELL IM HOME SAFE AND SOUND.. IN MY OWN BED.. CUDDLE WITH MY FAVORITE PILLOW.. HEHE.. I STILL HURT LIKE A BITCH.. AND PEE LIKE A RACE HORSE LOL.. BUT THE SURGERY WAS GREAT THEY SAID.. SO.. WE WELL WAIT AND C... MUAH hey my sexy friends of mine. im doing ok.. just setting around trin heal up.. and walkin around when i can.. im just glad that im not in pain or sick like i was last wed and thurs.. and also in pain.. the pain that i was in. remember no not rate the pics that are adult only the ones that are not adult.. i want to move up and put more sexy pics up for u all..

Cherrytap Name Change
CHERRYTAP LOST IT'S CHERRY AND MADE A LITTLE FUBAR! Cherry Bucks to repost this.. $10 Real money to make a sticky.. $5 Seeing everyones face when cherrytap loses it's cherry and becomes fubar... priceless BLOG BELOW sometime next week i'm going to rename the site to fubar. you'll still be able to go to cherrytap.com, or fubar.com.. both will go to the same place and all the old cherrytap.com links will still work. you're probably asking yourself why is babyjesus such a psycho? well, if you've read my blogs you'll notice i've never been a super best friends fan of the name cherrytap...(anyone get that reference?) fubar is also much faster to type. besides, the name doesn't make the site... the people that use it do. before any rumors start: * no the site hasn't been sold to anyone, it's still the same crazy folks running things. * no we're not planning to do anything different on the site after the name change. * we're not resetting accounts or anything.

A Lil Humor : )
I Am passing this on because it definitely works, and we could all use a little more calmness in our lives? By following simple advice heard on the Dr. Phil Show, "The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started and have not finished. So, I looked around my house to see all the things I started and hadn't finished, and before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of Crown, A bottle of Bailey's Irish Cream, about a quarter ounce of pot, a package of Oreos the remainder of my old Prozac Prescription, the rest of the cheesecake, some doritos and a box of chocolates and the rest of my Xanax. You have no idea how Fucking good I feel right now. Pass this on to those whom you think might be in need of inner peace :)

Tiny Thoughts
I’m tired just want rest my head for a moment but the moment I close my eyes the feeling washes over me. The feeling of hopelessness, being unwanted and being unloved those feelings I can’t control. I may smile and laugh in my daily things I do but deep down I keep fighting my inner demons that lay deep inside of my heart and soul. Knowing that those feelings aren’t what I should be feeling I can’t control just keep fighting those demons. Some day I will see myself in a new light till then I will keep going faking my life is fine for it will never be perfect. My wall is up against anyone who wants to see me in that light for that light is a weakness for all to see. Guess my demons keep me going from day to day!! Picking my brains you want to see what I am made of but to find what I am made of may shock you. My brain works in weird ways sometimes loving others cold hearted but this all part of the plan. Sometimes I question my worth to those in my life

Contests I'm Holding
Am Hosting another new Contest. The Greatest Fubar member of 2007!!! so you think you got what it takes?? then enter this contest and see if others think so too. 1st price = a 30 day blast and 300.000 fubucks 2nd price = a 7 day blast and 150.000 fubucks 3rd price = a 3 day blast and 75.000 fubucks. as for the rules!!!!!! 1)) everyone is allowed to bomb and selfbombing is encouraged!!!! 2)) no downrating or harrassing the other contestants for this will lead to immidiate exclusion of the contest. 3)) only sfw pictures will be accepted!! 4)) no need for people to rate /fan and add me to bomb their friends!!!(unless they want to) 5)) each comment counts as 2 points and each rate counts as 5 points. 6)) just have fun bombing your favorite!!! the contest will start as soon as i have enough entries in and will last for 2 weeks tops!!!! don't enter yourselfs when your not active please. if you like to win these prices then send me a pm with the link to y

Our Troops
Take a man and put him alone, Put him twelve thousand miles from home. Empty his heart of all but blood, Make him live in sand, in mud. This is the life I have to live, This the soul to God I give. You have your parties and drink your beer, While young men are dying over here. Plant your signs on the White House lawn; "Lets get out of Iraq". Use your signs and have your fun, Then refuse to use a gun. There's nothing else for you to do, Then I'm supposed to die for you? There is one thing that you should know; And that's where I think you should go! I'm already here and it's too late. I've traded all my love for all this hate. I'll hate you till the day I die. You made me hear my buddy cry. I saw his leg and his blood shed, Then I heard them say, "This one's dead". It was a large price for him to pay, To let you live another day. He had the guts to fight and die, To keep the freedom you live by. By his dying, your life he buys, But who gives a FUCK if a Soldie

Clearing Up A Few Things...
~~I ABSOLUTELY LOVE ALL MY FRIENDS ON HERE.... ESPECIALLY MY CLOSE FRIENDS... I'M NOT GOING TO NAME NAMES.. YOU KNOW IF YOUR A CLOSE/GOOD FRIEND OR NOT.. THAT'S NOT THE POINT OF THIS BLOG.. ~~LATELY I'VE BEEN WORKING MY ASS OFF AND HAVEN'T BEEN ON HERE AS MUCH AS I USUALLY AM... AND I MISS IT... YESTERDAY I WORKED THE BRICKYARD HAD TO BE THERE AT 3:40AM AND I DIDN'T WALK IN THE DOOR TIL 9:45PM AND I WAS TIRED I JUMPED ON HERE TO CHECK IN AND CHECK MY MESSAGES FOR JUST A COUPLE MINUTES~~ ~~I AM TOTALLY ADMAZED AT SOME OF MY COMMENTS AND A FEW MESSAGES I GOT.. SO INSTEAD OF REPLYING TO EACH OF YOU... I HAVE A FEW THINGS TO SAY... 1. I LOVE ALL MY FRIENDS, I GOT REALLY BUSY WITH AARON'S/LSD's CONTEST AND I DID NOT MEAN TO IGNORE ANY OF YOU... I WOULD HAVE DONE THE SAME THING FOR ANY OF MY FAMILY MEMBERS OR CLOSE FRIENDS... ~~IF YOU DO NOT FEEL THIS IS TRUE FEEL FREE TO ASK ANY OF THEM, I AM SURE THEY WILL GLADLY SET YOU STRAIGHT 2. ANYTIME SOMEONE LEFT ME A PROFILE COMMENT..

I Watch To Much Tv
This is a show that comes on the discovery channel. It tells the story's of people that have been haunted by evil ghosts or demons. I like it. Its something paranormal to watch when GHI or Paranormal state are not on. Its not the best show in the world, but its the best thing on at 2 in the afternoon. This week they are investigating the " Most Haunted Village" In England. The first stop in the village was haunted but the other 2 were not. This weeks GHI was not quite so good as the others have been. It was a bit of a let down. Ghost Hunters returns on March 5th. A new 5 min show that comes on VH1 every night. This is a spin off of Best week ever. I love it and am so glad that they have it. It tells me about some of the things i may have missed going on that day.

Auto-11s
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Rip Matthew Todd Roberts June 08, 1974-june 06, 2010
Man dies from river accidentFrom Staff ReportsOriginally published: June 07. 2010 3:01AMLast modified: June 06. 2010 11:33PMA 35-year-old Maryville man died Sunday at Blount Memorial Hospital after being rescued from Little River Saturday, officials said.Family members found Matthew Todd Robert, 35, Mistletoe Drive, Maryville, lying face-up in ankle-deep water, a witness from the scene said.Travis Brookshire — who met up at the picnic area with his kids, Robert and his family — said his friend had gone to retrieve a tube that was floating down the river.Public Information Officer for the Blount County Sheriff’s Office Marian O’Briant the incident happened at about 6:30 p.m. Saturday.“Witnesses told deputies that he was attempting to retrieve a rubber tube that his son lost,” she said in a prepared statement. “They said he followed it a short distance from the bank in an attempt to retrieve the float, and he fell into the water.” When witn

Poems Written By Me
layin here waiting for your return my heart mind and soul race and yearn your words charm your sexxi face it all makes me leave this placeanother world u&i our own time zone so fullfilled and high i know ur the one i have waited for im so happy i opened that door i love u more every min dat pass byour world our love together till we die hes the reason i wake the air that i breathehis words charm smile trust i believe he warms my heart like noone beforehe makes my soul and mind think and soreour bodies are mortal but our love is moredevine immortal true and purehe has brought life back into my soulwith him beside me i feel completely wholekneeling beside you until neededmy limits fears cravings being completedas you push me to strive it throughmy accomplishments i owe to youso complete and warm insidewith you my feelings ill neva hideso honored you call me yoursinside me a fire stirsthank you Sir for choosing mei owe my all to you for not letting me stay freei love you more than you wil

Jokes #1
If you eat a Christmas cookie fresh out of the oven, it has no caloriesbecause everyone knows that the first cookie is the test and thus calorie free.If you drink a diet soda after eating your second cookie, it also has nocalories because the diet soda cancels out the cookie calories (water has the same properties here).If a friend comes over while you're making your Christmas cookies and needs to sample, you must sample with your friend. Because your friend's first cookie is calorie free, rule #1 is yours also. It would be rude to let your friend sample alone and, being the friend that you are, that makes your cookie calorie free, as well.Any cookie calories consumed while walking around will fall to your feet and eventually fall off as you move. This is due to gravity and the density of the caloric mass.Any calories consumed during the frosting of The Christmas cookies

Reflections On Life
This is a topic dear to my heart...the elderly...as well as children...Please read and repost! Imagine someone living in a house for 50 years, watching their children grow up and move away, and seeing the neighborhood around them deteriorate.Now picture that person barricaded in their own home at night, isolated, and afraid to go out, terrified of the gangs, the junkies and the criminals outside. Now imagine that this person is your own grandmother. The elderly are often the victims of crimes, in part because they usually live alone and are seen as easy targets for scam artists, burglars, and other predators. Columbus Police Officer Amy Welsh works third shift and has seen her share of seniors being victimized. She began to notice a pattern to the burglaries in which the elderly were targeted because of poorly lit back and side areas of their homes. She suggested to them to install a motion security light, maybe they’d be a little safer. They just looked at her...these pe

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Fubar Answers
Oh get your mind out of the gutter!!! I am trying to get Scrapper to answer a question for me and having no luck at all. So I was asking myself why wont he respond to me, then it hit me...duh i'm a guy! So if anyone has any boobs laying around that you arent using, could I borrow them just long enough to get an answer from the "powers that be"? Thanks, just send them U.P.S., I promise not to mess them up or anything and you will get them right back as soon as I get my answer......!!! If you think something, or someone is too good to be true, YOU ARE RIGHT!!! nuff said. Oh look, a little piece of my heart is still beating, all nice and pink and fleshy. It doesn't even realize that the rest it has been sliced and diced, trampled, smashed, burned, beated, skewered, chewed up and spit out. Hold on, let me take care of that.....SPLATT!!! Ahh there, much better. So now I need to put something there, where my heart once was, so my chest doesn't cave in, how about a nice stainl

August 2007
College football is in full swing, the NFL is in it's second week and already I'm sick and tired of the blowhards, has-beens and ass-kissers who can't offer originality and are simply network "yes" people who are trying to pull themselves off as sports reporters and analysts. The biggest offenders are Michelle Tofoya, Lou Holtz, Chris Fowler, Lee Corso and Kirk Herbstreit. So let's start with Michelle, she roves the sidelines for college and NFL games and she tries to provide some "insights" to the game and perhaps some of the personal side of the players. Honestly I don't care to know about someone's grandma or some strange connection they have to someone on the other sideline. She just gets on my nerves. Give me some inside anaylsis or perspective you have from being down there on the field sweetheart. Now onto Lou Holtz. Someone check this guy for Alzheimer's, just seeing the look on Mark May's face when Lou starts going off about some team needing to rebound, or being

Best Looking
Doesnt Remind Me - Audioslave Presents His First Auction: Picture Link: http://fubar.com/photo.php?u=943123&albumid=839987&i=1164146923# Contestant #1.Lakota Princess http://fubar.com/i_come_in_peace Thumbnail Link: ---------------------------------------------------------------- Contestant #2 Lord Wolf: http://fubar.com/photo.php?u=943123&albumid=839987&i=1164146923#518105731 http://fubar.com/lrlsociety Thumnail

Infantile love follows the principle: "I love because I am loved." Mature love follows the principle: "I am loved because I love." Immature love says: "I love you because I need you." Mature love says: "I need you because I love you." Solitary Confinement You laughed at my weaknesses - so I feared to show them. You trampled on my dreams - so I dreamed alone. You were too busy to listen - so I never spoke. You handled my secrets indiscreetly - so I ceased to share them. You were insensitive to my needs - so I hid them from you. You never seemed to understand - so I stopped trying to communicate. You hurt me by your indifference - so I bled inwardly. You wouldn't let me near you - so I kept my distance. You cared for my physical needs - so my soul became impoverished. You drove me into myself - so now I am imprisoned. One picture is worth a thousand words!

My Life
I have never ever lied about my illness - I had this posted once before and I will repost it - Tiger cleared it out when he cleared out all my blogs for me, but here it is again, I will state for the thousandth time - I DO NOT HAVE CANCER - FUCK I WISH I DID - IT HAS A CHANCE OF BEING CURED!!!!!!! I have what they call Scleroderma, only about 150,000 Americans have this disease - arent I lucky? I've always had to be different ;)) its an auto-immune disease of the connective tissue, is characterized by the formation of scar tissue in the skin and organs of the body ( at some point the organs shall need to be replaced but I will worry about that when that time comes) it leads to thickness and firmness of involved areas. It involves symmetric thickening of skin of the extremities, face, trunk (chest, back, abdomen, or flanks) which can rapidly progress to hardening after an early inflammatory phase. Organ disease can occur early on and be serious. Organs affected include the esophag

Dot. Com.
hey yall! will you do me a HUMONGOUS favor and vote for my poster at pandora.com?!!? i would greatly appreciate it!! especially considering the person with the most votes wins and i'm entering late.. thanks, everyone!

In Loving Memory Christy Mckendall
MY SISTER,MY FRIEND,MY HERO One more year has passed on by, Don't look back Keep your head held high For you're missing the most valuable moments, You see... When you are looking down toward your feet. Walk, if you run, you'll find yourself wondering Why or When What never failed to smile down at you, Somehow, forgot to grin. We somehow took for granted then, The special times we shared- Smiles, smells of home, were there Whenever we got scared. I ran to and from that place, Yet, never saw that smile. I look up now, no place to run, And it's been here all the while. I realize late, the things that time Can't allow us to hold for long. The youngest, the oldest, and all in between Can't return, once time has gone- Take time, hold the moments, in time they slip away, Words one heart fought, with a smile to say. This year will pass, as the years before, Smile at the life, that you most adore. When time comes and you "forget" to grin, too... Those who remember yo

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Hello My Friends
I'm in a GIVE AWAYS/CONTEST Just need ur help JUST CLICK THE PIC BELOW: Rate and comments are welcome THANKS IN ADVANCE!!! ~~JaCk~~***Read my profile page before requesting or adding please@ fubar The Secret team has created a visualization tool, "The Secret to You", which you can download for free and play every day. "The Secret to You" has been especially created to harness all the power of The Secret to transform your life into happiness, prosperity, health, love and joy. To experience maximum power from the visualization tool, read the words and feel them with all your heart. From all at The Secret, we celebrate you, we give thanks for you and we wish you a life beyond your wildest dreams. To experience "The Secret to You" visualization tool The Secret to You

Poems
i once thought id be missed if i left this cold world would u wonder... if i never came back friends i thought once might... were never really there... i realise i am alone everyday is a reminder of being so alone if i didnt wake up would u even miss me wonder what happened to my always smilling face... I was never really smilling just always made it seem that way i was the strong one and you oh so weak but here u are surrounded by love and friendship and im sitting here alone wonder why im even here there is only so much... one person can take and as i reach for someone no ones ever there im always here to lisent yet no ones ever there this blade is all i have broken heart... Bruises... they are my company if i called ur name would u even notice would u hear my cries for help sitting here bleeding feeling the relief i accept my lonelyness realising its all i have.... All in a day She ties her shoe, Leather straps disappear. Fashion trend- p

Friday Fur Free
My American friends. i shall be in America between 28th June & 20th July. Shall be landing in Houston & from there got three wonderful weeks to tour America hope to see most of you A mule will labour ten years willingly and patiently for you, for the privilege of kicking you once !! I'm going to get a B.S & C Wax friday 1pm for Children in Need, am hoping people will donate per strip "taken off me" a few painless pennys i'll post pictures for everone who promises to donate on the nite ..

First Time
Would you like to get a room in your town or mine? We would embrace and kiss slowly massaging each other till we fall on the bed in the room pulling at each others clothes till each of us is down to our well you know. I would get on top of you and hold you down while I remove your bra and panties as you asked me what I was going to do to you and I said do you remember that tinge box that I said I would like to use. I have some nipple clamps that are connected to the tinge unit and I would clamp it to your breasts and or pussy lips and turn on the juice to wet you up a little more than you already are. then we would go to greater highs than we ever thought possable. wednesdays just won't seem the same ever again. well I did a photo shoot at the river two sisters video taped a dream of mine to pose nude in the presence of two good looking young ladies they were into it so we met in june and went to the river to get r done the pretty blond helped me out of my shorts and underware for

Cherrytap Facts
What is a crush? A crush is an anonymous infatuation with another CherryTAP member! You may only have a crush on one member at a time, but you can change or remove it whenever you like. If anyone has a crush on you, it'll tell you how many on your homepage and public profile page, but it won't tell you *who* they are! You'll need to find that out on your own... :-) When you have a crush on another member, they'll receive an alert that someone has a crush on them, but it won't say who.... What is considered NSFW (Not Safe For Work)? A photo is deemed NSFW if it is: Explicitly sexual in nature (suggestive) Overtly tasteless Slandering to any person or ethnicity In addition to the above criteria, if a photo is a primary photo, it will be flagged as NSFW if it also contains a suggestive body part without the member’s face in the photo. If you have a borderline photo that is not considered NSFW and it was marked as such, there's a chance someone who has ripped tha

Not To Much Longer
after this blog i will not be on the internet untill i am once and for all out of the navy tomorrow is my last day and then i will be at home in NC this weekend to start a family with my beatiful wife i love her and i miss her and i will see her tomorrow i only have 35 days left till i'm able to leave this ship and go home for goodthank god that day is coming now i only have 17 days until i get off restriction and as soon as i get off at 2359 on the 18th of march i will be going on leave at 0001 on the 19th of march only 2 min. after i'm off and i will be on leave for 18 days so i get some well deserved rest and relaxation yeah

Searching
1.)LETS PEEL OFF THE PAMPERS AND PARTY! 2.) if u wanna make out circle yes or no. STILL SEARCHING FOR THE ONE.STILL SEARCHING FOR MEANING IN ALL THAT IS.STILL SEARCHING FOR THE TRUTH..MULDER AND SCULLY GAVE UP..LOL

Alone
well lets start off with i got laid off from work. at 3:45 today i was called into my bosses office where i work and he told to have a seat and he said i have to lay u off. i asked why he told me the most meanist thing i ever heard from a boss he siad that i was to fat and that i cant keep up with the othe employees witch is wrong, and he told me that if i lose 50 lbs in 2 weeks he will higher me back witch is imposiable. so me and him got into a lil arguement and i chose to leave without doing something stupid but the ass hole followed me out and i slamed the door in his face.. then i leave call my mother and told her about it cause i worked with her and she is right under the boss she went bannas and got upset and called the big big boss and had a shouting contest with him and he told her the same reason he fired me. well my mom hung up on the big boss lol.. at the end of the day my boss asked my mom to go in to office and talk so she did and it got real loud in there real quick

My Thoughts And Poems
Cutting me like a knife; you exposed me to the light; showing me where i was wrong; but now it must end for you never where a friend; never my friend only my pain; like all things before it wasnt ment to be for me This poem is what its like to live with borderline personality disorder Broken Heart Deep in the world; Is a broken heart; In the heart is two pictures; one of me the other of you; two worlds away; but so close; that they could almost touch; The heart belongs to me; because of you; only you, heartbreaker Betrayal I lick my lips and taste your kiss. The wind is clear and crisp, how I wish you were near. The smell of lilies in the air, the night cold and long just like my song now that your gone. Gone from me you flew out of the room to the one so sick and twisted! Can't believe you lied to me and I believed you so easily. She tried to comfort my fears as she took my tears. She has you now and I have the memories and gone are the tears you gave me. C

This Is A Must Read! Lets Get The Word Out There Ppl!
~~~~~~~~~~~~ CHECK HIM OUT HE IS AN AWESOME PERSON AND FRIEND TO HAVE MAKE SURE TO ADD..RATE..AND FAN HE WILL RETURN ALL LOVE! ALEX [*OWNER OF THE LOVE SHACK-BRIGIDS FUBOO 4 LIFE-OWNER OF KERRY*]

Astrology
Capricorn: Jan 20 - Feb 16Aquarius: Feb 16 - Mar 11Pisces: Mar 11 - Apr 18Aries: Apr 18 - May 13Taurus: May 13 - Jun 21Gemini: Jun 21 - Jul 20Cancer: Jul 20 - Aug 10Leo: Aug 10 - Sept 16Virgo: Sept 16 - Oct 30Libra: Oct 30 - Nov 23Scorpio: Nov 23 - Nov 29Ophiuchus: Nov 29 - Dec 17

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There are many good reasons to enjoy a pleasant cake and you can be sure that the soft creamy texture of a well made cake can bring a good moment of pleasure and happiness to your life. There are cakes available for every occasion. If it is a birthday that you are going to be celebrating, it is simple to find Cake Shops in Surrey that will go out of their way to generate a custom made birthday cake ideal for the birthday boy or girl. Likewise, if it is a big wedding that is about to be celebrated, you could also find numerous great Wedding Cakes available in Surrey and these may even be custom created specifically for the individuals who are going to be wed. Of course, there are lots of things that may be on your mind as you set out in search of the ideal cake and taking the time to figure out your options is definitely a good suggestion. The first thing you may require to think about is the general texture that the cake is going to have, as well as its ingredients. This is important,

What's Up
Hey what's up. Not much here. Just sittin here. Cody's at Ashley's again drunk off is ass. So that's where he can say. I'm so done with his ass i swear. I was stickin around thinkin maybe he would get some common sense. But i guess not. He just wants to be hurt again and again. Fine be that way. I'll just move on. I thinkin that maybe i'm going to stop datin for awhile. Tired of getten cheated on. Screaw that. Who needs them. Cody want's to talk about how much he hates cheaters well i guess he can start hating himself sense he just became what he didn't want to. Who cares. Well i guess thats enought for now talk to ya all later. -Amanda Well haven't wrote in awhile. Let's see what's happen. Well I guess Cody and Ashley got back together. Which is going to be fun now. More drinking more calles at 4:30 in the morning to come get him. More nights of no sleep. No matter what i will still be there for him. He's in love and he don't know how to tell her no. I just hope she don't bring h

Shit I Blog About
Today is so gloomy and I love it! Past couple days have been hell and it' s nice to get an ice cold shower from the heavens to cool my jets. Well.....just came to write some waste of time lines and see how much of you actually come read my crap!!! Hehe....round of applause for those who do! GOD, I FUCKING HATE MOSQUITOS..... THERE'S SHITLOADS OUT THIS YEAR! THEY JUST KEEP GETTING BIGGER AND BIGGER AND KEEP COMING BACK WITH MORE NUMBERS...OH MY GOOODD! HAHA....CHRIST MAN, BLACK FLIES.....SAND FLIES...HORSE FLIES.... I'M....I'M GETTING EATEN ALIVE! THE HORNETS AND BUMBLE BEES ARE PRETTY MONSTROUS TOO. I HATE BUG BITES! :( Wow... I am officially single! So.... single, 20 year old, woman into; s&m, metal, musicians and art. phone number 1-800 lets-cum I'm totally shitting you.

My Shoutbox
Where do these people come from? Im minding my own business when this total douchebag enters my space and tells me what I should have for my status. The best part is his nickname is "The Cowboy From Hell - The Man - The Myth" A zipperhead with a retarded screen name is telling me how dumb my Status message looks ->Cowboy fro...: did I fucking ask for your fucking opinion ? NO so shut the fuck up Cowboy fro...: You should change your status. It makes you look dumb. Im being blackballed by a butthurt Mummer who posted a copied and pasted email forward as a mumm who got her MUMMs pulled. Siempre Fidelis sent me a shout with a threat calling me a "ratfuck" and telling me I should be "wacked" because I did not believe her bogus forwarded email mumm. When I had a friend post in her mumm her threats towards me from a screen capture she attemtpted to deny that it was real and that the capture had been doctored. Where do these morons come from? She shouts me with imma

To-wit
great.slam.the last damn one.im home.i can roam if i want to.bump you dawg,im getting pizzza,i need chevy minute.im in it. like sex and beaches,this reaches many and i curse some.im the bum?look,umm,when fun hits sand and damn man can,the land of time forgot mine and sign on the dotted line,for sure i time you,must i remind you?i love you,i do. please check out my 5 books for sale at wordclay.com. 1.sin a memoir 2.this ole town 3.ghosts of bosque bello cemetary fernandina beach florida 4.spanish moss 5.prince all are fantastic christmas gifts for any fans of psychics.thanks.

Me So Fickle...
but I'm okay. The day I understand women is the day they bury me. :D Blind me, erased what was Stillborn I have become The feelings I once felt are now dead and gone I've waited here for you for so very long So empty, just a shell of a man Stillborn, this I understand The feelings I once felt are now dead and gone I've waited here for you for so very long Lost in a dream Nothing is what it seems Searching my head For the words that you said Tears filled my eyes As we said our last goodbyes This sad scene replays Of you walking away My body aches from mistakes Betrayed by lust We lied to each other so much That in nothing we trust Time and again, She repeats let's be friends I smile and say yes Another truth bends, I must confess I try to let go, but I know We'll never end 'til we're dust We lied to each other again But I wish I could trust My body aches from mistakes Betrayed by lust We lied to each other so much That in nothing we trust God

Favorite Tv Couples: Music Videos
Somethin' in your eyes, makes me wanna lose myself Makes me wanna lose myself, in your arms There's somethin' in your voice, makes my heart beat fast Hope this feeling lasts, the rest of my life If you knew how lonely my life has been And how long I've been so alone And if you knew how I wanted someone to come along And change my life the way you've done It feels like home to me, it feels like home to me It feels like I'm all the way back where I come from It feels like home to me, it feels like home to me It feels like I'm all the way back where I belong A window breaks, down a long, dark street And a siren wails in the night But I'm alright, 'cause I have you here with me And I can almost see, through the dark there is light Well, if you knew how much this moment means to me And how long I've waited for your touch And if you knew how happy you are making me I never thought that I'd love anyone so much It feels like home to me, it feels like home to me I

Political
Hundreds of parents have spoken to us about the intrusion of truly adult content into a family program. In response, Common Sense Media has spent the last four months reviewing the ads and network promos broadcast during pro football games. We reviewed more than 50 games -- more than 160 hours of coverage -- and watched more than 5,000 commercials. Please join me by helping Click HERE to Help Did you know that many baby bottles contain an unnecessary toxic chemical even though safer products are available? Sign this petition with me to tell the CEO's of the leading baby bottle manufacturers that consumers demand toxic-free baby bottles. Read on for more info: The evidence is mounting. After years of concern about the safety of baby bottles, children’s care products, and other food and beverage containers that contain the chemical bisphenol A (BPA), the verdict is in--and it’s not good. Yesterday the Canadian government announced it is planning to ban the use

Greeneyez
Birth Certificate shows that we were born A Death Certificate shows that we died Pictures show that we lived! Have a seat . . . Relax . . . And read this slowly. I Believe... That just because two people argue, it doesn't mean they don't love each other. And just because they don't argue, it doesn't mean they do love each other. I Believe... That we don't have to change friends if we understand that friends change. I Believe... That no matter how good a friend is, they're going to hurt you every once in a while and you must forgive them for that. I Believe... That true friendship continues to grow, even over the longest distance. Same goes for true love. I Believe... That you can do something in an instant that will give you heartache for life. I Believe... That it's taking me a long time to become the person I want to be. I Believe... That you should always leave loved ones with loving words. It may be t

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Life is good, wow long time since I was on but got bord with other sites. Im still with the same man 3 years4 months, he is my best friend. my boys have moved up the ranks of the service and I will soon be a gramma. My 3 son will soon turn 16 and daughter 14 life is good for me

Surgery For Hiatal Hernia 12/26/2010
A hiatal hernia occurs when part of your stomach pushes upward through your diaphragm. Your diaphragm normally has a small opening (hiatus) that allows your food tube (esophagus) to pass through on its way to connect to your stomach. The stomach can push up through this opening and cause a hiatal hernia. In most cases, a small hiatal hernia doesn't cause problems, and you may never know you have a hiatal hernia unless your doctor discovers it when checking for another condition. But a large hiatal hernia can allow food and acid to back up into your esophagus, leading to heartburn and chest pain. Self-care measures or medications can usually relieve these symptoms, although a very large hiatal hernia sometimes requires surgery. PRIVACY NOTICE: Warning - any person and/or institution and/or Agent and/or Agency of any governmental structure including but not limited to the United States Federal Government also using or monitoring/using this website or any of its associated webs

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Life? If That's What It's Called
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1] If I'm eating at a fast food/casual place, I like sittin where I can see the road 2] I wear size 10 shoes 3] I play guitar, just not very well 4] I love the feel of new socks so I'm always buying more and more 5] I'm a huggy bitch when I drink 6] I'm a sucker for a girl with a pierced belly button and/or lip 7] I fall asleep within 10 minutes of getting on a plane 8] I'm most comfortable in basketball shorts and no shirt 9] One of my goals is to drink an entire gallon of Tampico fruit punch 10] I won on the first lottery ticket I bought Tagged! Andrea Mary Danii Brandi Sin but I was way

Remeber 9~11
No one deserves violence against them, especially the people who died on 9-11. They were of all races, all religions, and all killed for no reason. Some will pontificate that is was the will of their god that did this, but it wasn't. It was the act of a cowardly, selfish man. Osama bin Laden is a coward. He hides like a rat, or a snake in a hole, and send many a man, woman, and even children off to die in the name of Allah. Funny, he oesn't have the courage to carry out attacks himself, but that is what cowards do. There is a lot anger from those attacks, even now, six years later. The fear, the horror we all felt. It is something that does not easily fade away. What must subside in this world is hatred. Hatred and intolerance spawned these attacks. We as a country have to show the world that we will not lay down. There is a favorite line in a movie I like. "It's not about how hard you can hit, but how hard you can get hit, and keep getting back up. We gotta get up, we gotta show th

Martial Arts
passed my last test but i dont know if i will ever return to martial arts may not have time for it havta work passed another test :) I am in the middle of a test for my next belt that why i havent been here a lot

Maury The Skull
Hey all what up? the shelving community has issued there monthly gossip. they caught the home invader them dirty rats!!!! there was two of them I am not gonna name any names nut seeing as they know who they are they feel the quilt they have to live with for doin what they did!!! they are BAD!!! but what can ya do everyone needs a second chance. Just incase we cannot trust them we have hired some guards to protect the shelving community right now we only have four guards but soon we hope to aquire four more, they come from a well known company and do not require a big payment!!! Which is awesome because since the babies were born we have been havin to buy a lot of food they sure can eat. I knew they would soon come to realize that there is life outside the shelving comunnity and lately I have been called to go lookin for one of them and it is more so chaos more then anyone else I tell ya we named him right!!! There is rumer goin around that there may be a wedding happening at the shelve

Your Invited!!!
I am sure I have help out a lot of you so please come by and give a friend of mine some Fu lovins!! he deserves it! Something old, something new, something borrowed, something blue. These Three Brides we Bring to You!!! Please join us on the Fu-festive day!!!! JaimeDawn~FUBOMBER FAMILY MGR/Co~owner DVault FUowned DDiamond&mymama FuWife2Crazymama&sTaR@ fubar ?? sTaRr ??@ fubar crazymama45//Asst Mgr Diamond Vault**FU-Bomber Family Manager*/Fu-Wifey to Jaime Dawn and sTaRr/Fu-O@ fubar Thr

Cherrybomb Auction
Please Pass the Message to Slade he officially WON the Cherry BOMB Auction, Error on Looking at the time the Clock Stopped, He BID at STOP other Bidder did not come into until after the Clock stopped Sorry to all who Bid and did not Win they will be another Auction on Friday for a Choice of Auto 11 or Cherry bomb AGAIN ~SLADE is The Winner He has 2 Hours to deposit Or the Cherry Bomb goes to Next Bidder Thank you THESPOILED01 Bid is starting at 4.5 mill auction will end 24 hours from now the highest bid gets the Cherry bomb

Poems
Every 15 MinutesThe sound of the heart monitor steadily beeping,A teen laying in a room barely alive,Families in shambles praying to God,A school laying in wait wondering why.One dead three hanging on,Every 15 minutes somebody dies, Drinking and driving could have killed them all.A little sister clueless,Not understanding why she cant see her brother.A late call in the middle of the night, Made to and unexpecting parent,The Grim Reaper has claimed another life.Two dead, two hanging on.The cuffs being put on one.Every 15 minutes a family loses a member.Every 15 minutes a school loses a student.Every 15 minutes a someone loses a friend.Every 15 minutes…. -Cassie Hart "UNITED" The beat of my heart flows along with the music, the music of the horses breathing, the horses pounding hoof beats, and the horses' heart beat as we as one united being gallop across the open land. I hear the gushing of the rivers and waterfalls; I hear the whispering of the trees deep in the forest, I hear

30 Day Photo Challenge
Day 01 - A picture of yourself with ten factsDay 02 - A picture of you and the person you have been closest with the longestDay 03 - A picture of the cast from your favorite showDay 04 - A picture of your nightDay 05 - A picture of your favorite memoryDay 06 - A picture of a person you'd love to trade places with for a dayDay 07 - A picture of your most treasured itemDay 08 - A picture that makes you laughDay 09 - A picture of the person who has gotten you through the mostDay 10 - A picture of the person you do the most ****** up things withDay 11 - A picture of something you hateDay 12 - A picture of something you loveDay 13 - A picture of your favorite band or artistDay 14 - A picture of someone you could never imagine your life withoutDay 15 - A picture of something you want to do before you dieDay 16 - A picture of someone who inspires youDay 17 - A picture of something that has made a huge impact on your life recentlyDay 18 - A picture of your biggest insecurityDay 19 - A picture

Sex
The Penis I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons: * I do physical labor. * I work at great depths. * I plunge headfirst into everything I do. * I do not get weekends or holidays off. * I work in a damp environment. * I work ina dark area with poor ventilation. * I work in an area with high temperatures. * My work exposes me to contagious diseases. Sincerely, The Penis *** Dear Mr. Penis, After assessing your request and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons: * You do not work eight hours straight. * You fall asleep after brief work periods. * You do not always follow the orders of the management team. * You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting other locations. * You do not take initiative. * You need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working. * You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your

Dragons Fire Blogs
I saw this on one of the bulletins, and decided that I liked it so much that i wanted to keep it in my blog! By T.. D. Jakes There are people who can walk away from you. And hear me when I tell you this! When people can walk away from you: let them walk. I don't want you to try to talk another person into staying with you, loving you, calling you, caring about you, coming to see you, staying attached to you. I mean hang up the phone. When people can walk away from you let them walk. Your destiny is never tied to anybody that left. The bible said that, they came out from us that it might be made manifest that they were not for us. For had they been of us, no doubt they would have continued with us. [1 John 2:19] People leave you because they are not joined to you. And if they are not joined to you, you can't make them stay. Let them go. And it doesn't mean that they are a bad person it just means that their part in the story is over. And you've got to know whe

No Category
A guy out on the golf course takes a high speed ball right in the crotch. Writhing in agony, he falls to the ground. As soon as he could manage, he took himself to the doctor. He said "How bad is it doc? .... I'm going on my honeymoon next week and my fiancée is still a virgin, in every way". The doctor told him, "I'll have to put your Willard in a splint to let it heal and keep it straight. It should be okay next week." He took four tongue depressors and formed a neat little 4 sided splint, and taped it all together; .. an impressive work of art. The guy mentions none of this to his girl, marries her, and goes on their honeymoon. That night in the motel room, she rips open her blouse to reveal her beautiful breasts. She says, "You're the first; no one has EVER touched these." He immediately drops his pants and replies, "Look at this, .....still in the CRATE I rear-ended a car a few days ago. It was a REALLY bad day! The driver got out of the o

Contest Help Requests
If she gets 20000 first, she wins a VIP!! Treasure Hunt Contest started Oct.5th at 7pm CST. Items to be found will be located on Big Boobies family's profile, and anyone wishing to participate MUST subscribe to Joker's Short Bus Lounge. Items are as follow: 1.A stash item called The Green RoomPicture Item Joker with 4 aces on playing cardsPicture Item Classic Rubber DuckyPicture Item AssHatProfile comment(will be in the about me or interests-"I am a jumbled up mess of a creature, a walking, conflicting, loudmouthed, opinionated, mid-western girl with a no bullshit clause." Family member and promotion manager for Whiskey DustStash Item: Officer On DutyFamily Member Profile Item(main page) Woman in Black on moonBlog Item:"Hehe payback baby"Picture Item:Cupid with arrow in backThere will be some items that will have duplicates among family's pages; only one will be required. YOU MUST RATE ALL ITEMS/PROFILES (leaving a fan or a comment would be nice but not required; the rate IS!). Conte

Ack!!!
these later days, I feel as if i'm on the brink of tears. I've had way to many changes in my life, and many other obstacles that have landed in my path. I feel as if I am fighting a losing battle, for every time I think things may be looking up, I get another heart shattering blow. how much can one take, before it kills them? I'm lost, brokenhearted, and teary eyed. the question is, does he care enough to notice, that i'm dying on the inside? I feel as if i'm on my last thread, and this tread is so weak, its amazing that I'm still alive and kicking. what is one to do, when they feel so alone at night, even though, the person they love is laying by there side? how is one to stand up and face another day, when all they want to do is hide away and cry? my tears will fade away in time, but what about my heart? where is the love I need? thanks for you time Lost in a web of shattered pieces Happiness is in the heart of the beholder. So with this I smile because God has my heart. In t

Friends On Fubar
wow this dude called me a liar cause I told him I will brb in th SB and then I wrote i am back who missed me and he was like I see u never letf fubar ur account was on well u know what anyone that knows me I keep my fubar logged in i never sign out this dude was a making me laugh at the things he was calling me. www.fubar.com/5264365

~all Me~
Send this to all you friends and ones you care about. Mix it up a little bit, make it funny, make it real. It's up to you, have fun. Dear _________, I ____ you. You have a nice ______. You make me _______. You should _______. Someday I will ______. You + me = ________. If I saw you now I'd __________. I want to ________ you. ;) I would build a _______ just for you. If I could sing you any song it would be ________. We could __________ under the stars. Love, _______________ (P.S. ______________.) SO here is another for ya'll to get in your inbox! :) Body: Would you makeout with me me? [] Hell Yea [] Yes [] No [] Maybe Would you sleep with me? [] In an instant! [] Yes [] No [] Maybe--- dont even think about it... Am I attractive? [] Heck no [] hot as Hell [] Fine [] Cute [] Okay [] Ugly! Do you think I'm a virgin? [] Yes [] No [] Don't know I look like.. [] A player [] One time thing [] Next bf/gf [] A friend [] A friend with benefits [

Make Sure You Enter My Contest Before Its Too Late!!!
SHOW YOUR CREATIVITY AND GET THOSE BANNERS IN ASAP. BANNERS MUST HAVE DJ LUCIFER, THE BLACK MASS AND WORLD ROCK RADIO ON THEM. SEND THEM TO djlucifer99@aol.com. THEY WILL BE POSTED IN HIS CHERRYTAP PHOTOS AS WELL AS ON HIS MYSPACE PAGE, http://www.myspace.com/dj_lucifer.THURSDAY, MARCH 29TH IS THE DEADLINE SO HURRY AND GET THOSE BANNERS IN. ALSO, IF YOU ARE PARTICIPATING IN THIS LEAVE DJ LUCIFER A MESSAGE LETTING HIM KNOW. WINNER WILL RECEIVE A FREE WORLD ROCK RADIO T-SHIRT AND A FREE BEST OF THE BLACK MASS CD. i need 4000 cherry bucks to get my girl the diamond ring so lets bomb me :D and ill do what i can back at ya... i need money :D thats what i want :D see yall laters... if ya wanna talk u know where i am... just not on here anymore...

Profile Songs
One of these days the groundwill drop out from beneathyour feetOne of these days your heartwill stop and play its finalbeat One of these days the clockswill stop and time won'tmean a thingOne of these days their bombswill drop and silenceeverything But it's alrightYet it's alrightI said it's alrightEasy for you to sayYour heart has never beenbroken Your pride has never been stolenNot yet not yetOne of these daysI bet your heart'll be brokenI bet your pride'll be stolen I'll bet I'll bet I'll bet I'll betOne of these daysOne of these daysOne of these days your eyeswill close %3 Lyrics | Anesthesia lyrics A swollen sun melting in the horizon Between the sheets where

Whats Love Got To Do With It?
Many people gripe about not knowing how someone can fall in love with someone online or even in person so fast, and is there such a things as love at first sight? Well people let me let you in on a little something. There are many kinds of love and where it blossoms does not really matter. But in cases that there are the people out there that are not honest and I totally get that. But man, whats with all the whining, if you go on a site there there are people, someone is bound to click.

Pit Bulls
AN APOLOGY TO BREED BAN ENTHUSIASTS I'm sorry you are frightened of my dogs and are trying to have them killed because they are pitbulls. I'm sorry you lack the understanding of this breed's true history, gentleness with people, wonderful temperament, intelligence and behavioral conformation. I'm sorry you won't read the ATTS stats regarding our breed's true temperament, putting it in the top four for temperament, scoring better than breeds like Golden Retrievers, and cocker spaniels. I'm sorry that you side with and protect animal abusers by marking the breed of dog, and not the irresponsibility of the owner. I'm sorry that by your logic I could steal a car, run some people over with it and then you can blame the make of car for the accident, as I walk free. I'm sorry you generalize one breed of dog with one group of people. I'm sorry you can't see the love and determination that many often highly educated, non-criminal and "normal" types of people show towards this bree

Whatever!
Kiss on the stomach; I'm ready. -Kiss on the Forehead; I hope we're together forever. -Kiss on the Head; Your my everything. -Kiss on the Cheek; I like you. -Kiss on the Hand; I adore you. -Kiss on the Neck; We belong together. -Kiss on the Shoulder; I want you. -Kiss on the Lips; I love you. ____________________________________________________ What the gesture means... -Holding Hands; We definitely like each other. -Slap on the Butt; That's mine. -Holding on tight; I don't want to let go. -Looking into each other's Eyes; I just plain like you. -Playing with Hair; Tell me you love me. -Arms around the Waist; I like you too much to let go. -Laughing while Kissing; I am completely comfortable with you. ____________________________________________________ Advice; Don't ask for a kiss, take one. If you were thinking about someone while reading this, you're definitely in Love. _______________________________________________

Bomb
We're finally in the lead but we want to be wayyyy ahead before tomorrow morning. We could really use all the help we can get!!! Please come bomb us It's a couples contest and our points are added up in the end so bomb either picture Thank You!! Just Click The Pictures We're now 2000 behind. Please come help us win. Come Rate and Comment us!!! Just click the pictures! Thank you very much!!!! we're like 3000 behind now. We could really use all the help we can get!!! Please come bomb us It's a couples contest and our points are added up in the end so bomb either picture Thank You!! Just Click The Pictures

Poems
I would give up my whole life to be in your eyes To reflect my love upon that face The smile of perfection that lies on your lips, So wonderful your taste And I'd die just to be without torment, I would die to escape my own pain. But I'd live with it just to be near you. I'd go through it again and again. I have waited my life for this moment... To be with you for even a day. Because i know not to cry so often. Those tears I trust you'll kiss away. Never fear this world that may hurt you. Just know it's me who never will. So just smile and know that you have me... And just smile knowing our love is real. I gaze into my absinthe glass Emerald hallucination Drowns away my problems All troubles that I'm facing Liquify each moment Of torment, doubt, and sadness Feels so free and liberated Like no one has had this It seems just like it's night time And there's no light at all But then I let the sun shine in With bitter alchohol Flowing like a river Down my thr

11 Rules Of Fubar
So very, very True !!! THE fubar RULES ONE If you're ugly, stop acting like you don't know it. The captions under you picture that says "top model pose" "sexy bitch" "arnt i hot" doesn't convince anyone. TWO To the people who have like 25,000 friends, are you serious? Nobody in this universe can keep up with that many friends. You're stupid. Go play in traffic. THREE Don't ever post pictures and say "OMG, I'm so ugly" "OMG,I'm so fat" because if you were, you wouldn't post them. FOUR Nobody cares about threats over the internet. Don't try to act hardcore with the keyboard. Fighting online is like racing in the special olympics; even if you win, you're still retarded. FIVE Making 20 bulletins a day about how you have new pictures and begging people to comment on them is pathetic. Make the bulletin once if you have to, and those who actually care about you will comment on your pics. SIX If all your pictures look the same

My Midget
THE AUTHOR IS NOT KNOWN. IT WAS FOUND IN THE BILLFOLD OF COACH PAUL BEAR BRYANT, ALABAMA, AFTER HE DIED IN 1982 The Magic Bank Account Imagine that you had won the following *PRIZE* in a contest: Each morning your bank would deposit $86,400 in your private account for your use. However, this prize has rules: The set of rules: 1. Everything that you didn't spend during each day would be taken away from you.

Ladies With Man Questions Need Answers Wont Insite Hit Me Up
If a man calls you from behind, but you didn't see him in front of you first, then 9 times out of 10 he looked at your butt first. How do you know if the man your seeing is just in it for sex? If he only wonts to hang out at night, if he do not talk about his family, if you have not met his frieds, if he never wants you to come to his house, and he do not want to come over your houes when you call then YOUR A BOOTY CALL If you see a man you like ladies times have chanbed go get your man andlet no one or nothing stand in your way

Rants
Dave was so excited to be going bear hunting. He spotted a small brown bear and shot it. Then there was a tap on his shoulder, and he turned around to see a big black bear. The black bear said "You've got two choices. I either maul you to death or we have sex."Dave decided to bend over. Even though he felt sore for two weeks, Dave soon recovered and vowed revenge. He headed out on another trip where he found the black bear and shot it. There was another tap on his shoulder. This time a hugegrizzly bear stood right next to him. The grizzly said "That was a huge mistake, Dave. You've got two choices. Either I maul you to death or we have rough sex."Again, Dave thought it was better to comply. Although he survived, it would take several months before Dave finally recovered.Outraged, he headed back to the woods, managed to track down the grizzly and shot it. He felt sweet revenge, but then there was a tap on his shoulder. He turned around to find a giant polar bear standing there. The pola

Funnies (and How True!!!)
Military vs. Civilian FriendsCIVILIAN FRIENDS: Tell you not to do something stupid when drunk.MILITARY FRIENDS: Will post 360 security so you dont get caught.CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs. ...... MILITARY FRIENDS: Call your parents mom and dad.CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Hope the night out drinking goes smoothly, and hope that no one is late for the ride home.MILITARY FRIENDS: Know some wild stuff will happen, and set up rally points and an E & E route.CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.MILITARY FRIENDS: Will be sitting next to you saying, Damn...we f**ked up...but hey, that was fun!"CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.MILITARY FRIENDS: Steal each other's stuff so often nobody remembers who bought it in the first place.CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Will listen to your relationship problems and hope it works out for you.MILITARY FRIENDS: Will listen to you over a long hard road march, and will help you straighten it ou

Shoutout To The Ladies
Sending a shoutout to all of the ladies here on Fubar. I salute you, and keep your head up and don't let anything or anyone bring you down! Continue to stay strong and remember you're beautiful inside and out.

Daily Horoscope (libra)
The new moon in your sign indicates a fresh new start. If there is anything that you’ve often thought about trying but have never had the time, or have felt a little too nervous now is the time to put your doubts behind you and decide to have a go! Afterwards you’ll be glad you did! You’re likely to be unfocused today, thanks to the influences of the planets, but this could lead to some wasted opportunities to make some real headway with a particular relationship. Whether it’s a friend or a partner who needs some reassurance right now make sure you make some time for them today.

Poetry
Caught between the strings of life Cutting deep like a jagged knife Listening to the sounds of a beautiful melody Thinking as if it were only yesterday Knowing it must have only been lies You hear the thoughts as the child cries Weeping deep and sighing low Is it a friend or just another foe? Thinking of the others as if on judgment day If only I knew of the strongest way Carry me through the strings of time Playing as if it were only mine Written by: JJ 073002 SOULS Swishing with blood, dripping from an open sore The days doom at the edge of a sword Souls escape in the mist of the night Only to see, the darkest of skies With the cutting edge of a jagged knife Ready to take my one and only life Souls are searching in every corner By night mist and over the shoulder The blood draining from a broken heart The soul is seeking out every tart To bind them to the souls of hate Why must it always en

Lyrics I Like
(center text) [Introduction] Yeah... It's my life... My own words I guess... [Verse 1] Have you ever loved someone so much, you'd give an arm for? Not the expression, no, literally give an arm for? When they know they're your heart And you know you are their armour And you will destroy anyone who would try to harm 'em But what happens when karma, turns right around and bites you? And everything you stand for, turns on you, despite you? What happens when you become the main source of a pain? "Daddy look what I made", Dad's gotta go catch a plane "Daddy where's Mommy? I can't find Mommy where is she?" I don't know go play Hailie, baby, your Daddy's busy Daddy's writing this song, this song ain't gonna write itself I'll give you one underdog then you gotta swing by yourself Then turn right around on that song and tell her you love her And put hands on her mother, who's a spitting image of her That's Slim Shady, yeah baby, Slim Shady's crazy Shady made me, but ton

Just Stuff
I WAS THINKING ABOUT HOLDING A CONTEST TO HELP ME ALONG WITH SOME POINTS.I TOLD MYSELF THAT I WOULDNT SPEND ONE RED CENT OF MY OWN MONEY ON BUYING POINTS ON CT SUCH AS VICS AND BLASTS,I WANT TO DO IT WITHOUT LAYING ANY MONEY OUT SO I THOUGHT MAYBE A CONTEST WITH SOME BIG PIMPING GIFTS AS A GIVEAWAY.BUT I DONT KNOW WHAT CATEGORY I COULD DO AS THEY SEEM TO HAVE ALL BEEN DONE...THOUGHT MY CT PALS MIGHT BE ABLE TO GIVE ME SOME IDEAS ON CONTEST IDEAS? just wanted to say that im back after my broken wrist episode,so im sorry that i couldnt rate or comment or anything...im gonna try and catch up over the next few days....please dont think im ignoring you,i just couldnt do much :( OK I JUST REMOVED ANOTHER 12 PEOPLE FROM MY FRIENDS LIST,OBVIOUSLY IF YOUR READING THIS YOU AINT ONE OF THEM AND I VALUE YOUR FRIENDSHIP ON HERE :)I DONT ASK FOR MUCH FROM CT PALS,JUST A RATING OF A PIC OR STASH SOMETIMES,FRIENDLY WORD YANNO? THE PEOPLE THAT I REMOVED DID NEITHER IN MONTHS SO BUBYE

People Watcher
The reality of reading someone else's sappy Blogs.... Makes me want to Puke!!! Sorry, for posting all the warm Puke of Late. We have the ability to make choices.. That is 1 fact I try to make clear, to people when I post a comment. If you choose your choice... It is YOUR own PICK!! Please do Not place"BLAME!!!! "Choice: is 1 Freedom we have out of the our own abilities in Life... Everyone has a choice of right or wrong!!!! If you do not like my words.... That is YOUR choice... Do NOT ask for MY comment if YOU DO NOT WANT: my honest OPINION!!! If you you delete them that is YOUR choice... If I make MY comment, it is MY choice... When I make the "WARM PUKE" Comment... Watch out!!! It is MY CHOICE to give you a kick in the Ass from MY POINT OF view!!! Yes, I am Back to my Regular mode once again!! HAVE A BERRY SWEET DAY!!!! P.S. I only wish here I could give you a posa w/pics!!! LOL!1 This is where I spent the day today...My si

Great Spirit
Subject: I hope This Story Touches You Message: I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back. The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old. The Cashier said, 'I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll.' Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?'' The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.'' Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to. 'It's the doll that m y sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her.' I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her af

Need Gifts
hey there guy and girls I am now taking bids on who want to be my FUBAR MAN OR WOMAN and if you are my fubar man or woman I will make you happy so if you are ready for some fun lets start your bids who ever has the best bid will win so make it good Love Jen 1. Would you mind me being in control? 2. Would you like me to pull your hair? 3. Would you whisper freaky shit in my ear? 4. Would you moan or hold all ur feelings in? 5. Would you kiss me with a little tongue or a lot of tongue? 6. Would you go down on me? 7. Would you let me give you a hickie? 8. How many rounds would we go? 9. What would you wanna do afterwards? 10. Would you take off all ur clothes for me? 11. Would you lick and bite me all over? 12. Would you like 4play or get straight to the point? 13. Would you take ur time if I told you to? 14. Would u fall asleep when we were done? 15. Would u want me to go fast or slow? 16. Whe

Pain (love Sucks)
I'm so tired of feelin lonely when i look at you i see the man i love when you talk i hang on every word but when i talk you hear only what you want to when you look at me you really just look threw me for years i have waited for you to see me to hear me to love me I'm so tired of thinkin of what could have been what should be there is only so much waitin a girl can do before it gets to be to much i need someone to see me and hear me love me i want to laugh and be happy i want to feel love from the one i love i deserve it i know i do yet here i am still waitin cant you see how much i love cant you tell I've been here for years every time you need someone to fuck you turn to me every time you need somethin cleaned you bitch at me to do it but when all i want is to talk about what our kids did that was so funny you don't have time to hear me the commercial on t.v. is worth yer time more then i am I'm just so tired of bein tired and lonely i shouldn't have to cry my self to sleep i should

Bubbles
THIS IS MY SEXY WIFE BUBBLES I NEED 3500 COMMENTS ON THE PIC BELOW SO FOR EVERY 100 NUMBERED COMMENTS YOU LEAVE I'LL GIVE YA 15K IF THE FOLDER IS BLOCKED YOU MUST ADD RATE FAN THE WOMAN BELOW Stephanie Lynn@ fubar THIS IS THE PIC FOR THE COMMENTS THEN COMMENT MY MASTER LOGO BELOW AND LET ME KNOW YOUR DONE THIS PIMP MADE BY MASTER THIS IS MY WIFE BUBBLES I WANT HER TO BE FUBERLORD SO BAD ITS KILLING ME SO CAN WE ALL GET TOGETHER AND FAN ADD RATE HER COMMENT HER PICS AND MAYBE EVEN A BLING 10K IF YOU RATE EVERY PIC IN THIS FOLDER BELOW THEN MESSAGE MASTER SAYING YOUR DONE PLEASE PEOPLE SHE AN AWESOME WIFE AND MASTER WANTS HER LEVELED THIS PIMP MADE BY MASTER THIS IS MY WIFE BUBBLES I WANT HER TO BE FUBERLORD SO BAD ITS KILLING ME SO CAN WE ALL GET TOGETHER AND FAN ADD RATE HER COMMENT HER PICS AND MAYBE EVEN A BLING PLEASE PEOPLE SHE AN AWE

Personal-ly-ity
Well i decided to get a new audio book so i could revise some of my political views and ideas or to make sure they were indeed the right thing to do to insure a republic. I decided to get the all time classic -

F Ing Manners
I saw this one of my internet friends header pages.Apparently somebody did something to piss her off. DON'T ASK FOR HELP IF YOU CAN EVEN SMILE & SAY THANK YOU...GROW SOME FUCKIN MANNERS!!So I wonder what would fucking manners be. I jotted down a few things, I am open toadditional thoughts and comments . Like I said it has been a long time since I rocked and rolled. :-D Fucking Manners,1. at least buy or make dinner for the woman. 2. Wine or drinks are optional depending her taste.3. Foreplay is not an option 4. Clits are delicious and need to be licked hard and often. 5. Blowjobs are to be enjoyed not critiqued. 6. let the woman get hers first and often. 7. anal sex is her choice. 8. Get a luke warm wash cloth if she needs to clean up, not a one extremely hot or extremely cold. 9. Give her a warning before you come, especially when she is giving head.10. Cuddling is a nice afterthought and if you did your job well, might lead to some recovery sex.11. Ass Slapping

Hacker Among Us!!!
http://www.fubar.com/pinky/album-5433226-0 http://www.fubar.com/5433226 IS A FAKE SITE HACKING OTHERS, ESPECIALLY WHEN THE SITE WAS GOING THRU REPAIRS AND MANTIENCE ON THE 27TH. PLZZZZZZZZ REPOST OR STICKY. PPL ARE GETTING HACKED. NO SALUTE!!!! ONLY HERE TO HACK. THE REAL OWNER AND CREATOR OF THAT SITE IS JOANIEBABIE. GEM GIRL WAS HACKED, JUSTINE, SOME OTHERS IDK THEIR NAMES. SHE BRAGGED

Not Breathing
She will not hold her breath, which is as well,For he'd not suffocate her with his need;Her eyes wide-open, as she sucks the seedFrom deep within him; she can almost tellWhen she will sense him coming: let him tenseAnd find his heart-beat surging, see she's wrappedHer tongue around the eagerness she's mappedWith her lips and her mind - a recompense;Is this the reward sought by both of them?The taste that washes round - an afterthought,An afterworld, beyond that little death,To which he will succumb, when she won't stemThe flow of his excitement, for he's taughtThat it's as well, she will not hold her breath.

Loving You From A Distance!
"Call Me" Wrap me in a bolt of lightningSend me on my way still smilingMaybe that's the way I should go,Straight into the mouth of the unknownI left the spare key on the tableNever really thought I'd be able to sayI merely visit on the weekendsI lost my whole life and a dear friendI've said it so many timesI would change my waysNo, nevermindGod knows I've tried[Chorus]Call me a sinner, call me a saintTell me it's over I'll still love you the sameCall me your favorite, call me the worstTell me it's over I don't want you to hurtIt's all that I can say. So, I'll be on my wayI finally put it all together,But nothing really lasts foreverI had to make a choice that was not mine,I had to say goodbye for the last timeI kept my whole life in suitcase,Never really stayed in one placeMaybe that's the way it should be,You know I live my life like a gypsyI've said it so many timesI would change my waysNo, nevermindGod knows I've tried[Chorus]Call me a sinner, call me a saintTell me it's over I'll

My Life
A Little About Me1) Eye ColourHazel (more green)2) Hair Colourbrownish red with blonde streaks3) Height5\'4\"4) Right or Left Handedright5) Your Weaknesscowboys in wranglers6) Your Fearssomething happening to my girls and grandson7) Your Most Overused PhraseDude!!!! lol8) Thoughts First Waking Upto cold to get out of bed 9) Your Best Physical Featureeyes10) Your Bedtime10 pm 11) Pepsi or Cokepepsi12) McDonalds or Burger Kingneither Sonic 13) Ice Cream or Yogurtboth 14) Pizza or Chinesepizza15) Waffles o

Lady Dy
I HAVE A VERY GOOD AND BEAUTIFUL FRIEND WHO I WOULD LOVE TO SEE BACK ON LINE. I AM GOING TO START LEAVING HER A COMMENT EVERY DAY TO TRY TO LET HER KNOW SHE IS LOVED AND MISSED. HER SCREEN NAME IS LIGHT-N-DARKNESS. I HAVE A FAVOR OF ALL WHO ARE HER FRIENDS AND MY FRIENDS TO COME INTO THE LIGHT AND LEAVE HER COMMENTS OF CARING TO SHOW HER THAT SHE IS MISSED. LOVE TO YOU PAULETTE, I MISS HAVEING YOU AROUND. 'Swimming a witch' and other medieval tortures Poor witches. They have a long history of being punished and persecuted. And yet witch-hunting might even be described as an art -- or craft -- when you consider the many means used to exterminate them. A few remedies have stood the test of time, however. Here's a short list of tried-and-true methods for removal, just in case: "Swimming the witch" Everybody knows witches and water don't mix -- remember what happened to the Wicked Witch of the West in "The Wizard of Oz"? But where does the expression "swimming the witch"

Life
Great American comebacks > When in England at a fairly large conference, Colin Powell was asked by > the Archbishop of Canterbury if our plans for Iraq were just an example > of empire building by George Bush > > He answered by saying, 'Over the years, the United States has sent many > of its fine young men and women into great peril to fight for freedom > beyond our borders. The only amount of land we have ever asked for in > return is enough to bury those that did not return. > > It became very quiet in the room. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ At a conference in France where a number of international engineers were > taking part, including French and American. During a break one of the > French engineers came back into the room saying 'Have you heard the > latest dumb stunt Bush has done? He has sent an aircraft carrier to > Indonesia to help the tsunami victims. What does he intended to do, >

General Stuff 1
This is one of those good old e-mails that keep popping up. I just had to share it with you all again. Will you give this to my Daddy? As a Company, Southwest Airlines is going to support 'Red Fridays.' Last week I was in Atlanta , Georgia attending a conference. While I was in the airport, returning home, I heard several people behind me beginning to clap and cheer. I immediately turned around and witnessed one of the greatest acts of patriotism I have ever seen. Moving thru the terminal was a group of soldiers in their camos. As they began heading to their gate, everyone (well almost everyone)was abruptly to their feet with their hands waving and cheering. When I saw the soldiers, probably 30-40 of them, being applauded and cheered for, it hit me. I'm not alone. I'm not the only red-blooded American who still loves this country and supports our troops and their families. Of course I immediately stopped and began clapping for these young unsun

Auto 11 Train
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Collage
Love is the river of life in this world. Think not that ye know it who stand at the little tinkling rill, the first small fountain. Not until you have gone through the rocky gorges, and not lost the stream; not until you have gone through the meadow, and the stream has widened and deepened until fleets could ride on its bosom; not until beyond the meadow you have come to the unfathomable ocean, and poured your treasures into its depths ~ not until then can you know what love is Henry Ward Beecher Love is the same as like except you feel sexier. And more romantic. And also more annoyed when he talks with his mouth full. And you also resent it more when he interrupts you. And you also respect him less when he shows any weakness. And furthermore, when you ask him to pick you up at the airport and he tells you he can't do it because he's busy, it's only when you love him that you hate him. Judith Viorst Top 10 Reasons You Know You're A Mom 1. You can't step into the tub without slippi

Random Postings
Ok, here I am again, on my fifth day off from work and still up early in the morning. What is wrong with this shit. Oh well, allows me to get on the comp and play. Trying to decide how to waste my time today again, although I am sure I am going to get started on another paper in psyche. Ever feel like one things consumes you all the time? will be glad when I am done with this school thing, but that isnt goin to be for probably another three years. At least I like my classes, just not the time lost.

Kerwin
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New On Cherry
Well where do I start Lets see here, men let me ask this, if you just got out of a relationship would you be looking for a new woman? If so would you ver go back to her if it came down to it? The thing is there is someone I like and you may know who you are if you read this But would you stay with that person if you clicked? or would you go back even if you do have a history? well holla at me When she asked him if he was ready to do it again he looked in her eyes and she just knew that it was a yes no doubt in her mind at all, He got up and walked to her side of the bed and took her hand, he walked her into the bathroom which had a huge shower in it and she was in awww when she saw it but he knew what he was doing, they got into the shower he turned the water onto the hottest he could so they could stand it and as he was kissing her neck and her neck she looked down and his cock looked so big like she had never seen it before she couldnt wait for it to be deep inside her and she felt

Raising [awareness] For Child Abuse.
Neglect Neglect is a failure to provide for the child's basic needs. The types of neglect are: physical educational emotional Physical neglect Physical neglect is not providing for a child's physical needs, including: inadequate provision of food, housing, or clothing appropriate for season or weather lack of supervision expulsion from the home or refusal to allow a runaway to return home abandonment denial or delay of medical care inadequate hygiene Educational neglect Educational neglect is the failure to enroll a child of mandatory school age in school or to provide necessary special education. This includes allowing excessive truancies from school. Emotional (psychological) neglect Emotional neglect is a lack of emotional support and love, such as: not attending to the child's needs, including need for affection failure to provide necessary psychological care domestic violence in the child's presence, such as spousal or partner abuse

Can I Get A God Damn
things are really crazy right now just got back from a week long vacation in Orlando where shit was absolutely fucking crazy to sum it up in a run- on word LIQOURGOCARTSCHOPPERSLAMBOSBIGTITSSHARKSSUNBURNS AND THAT IS BASICALLY HOW THINGS WENT LOL YOU GET MY POINT RIGHT? oK NOW MOVING ON. THE BAND I WORK FOR IS REALLY STARTING TO GAIN GROUND IN THE CENTRAL TEXAS MUSIC SCENE. THEY FUCKIN TORE IT UP AT BIKE NIGHT, AND HAVE A FEW SHOWS COMING UP JULY 16TH MUSIC VAULT IN HARKER HEIGHTS AND AUGUST 6TH AT THE RED EYED FLY IN AUSTIN. and yes, i just realized i was still typing in caps and i am also too lazy to go back and fix it so deal bitches. Other than that still on the market and on the prowl for someone to torture on a regular basis with my bizzare behavior and antics. That should do it for now as far as an update not that anyone reads this shit and even if you could make it through all of the swearing typos and basic english grammatical errors to understand what i am getting at you must

Thank You ...
Good morning I hope everybody's fine!! I would like to take a few seconds to say thank you to each and every one on FUBAR. thank you for all your support comments birthday cakes and cards presents and helping me leveling to FU-KING thank you. I enjoy fubar as we all know I am on it all the time during the day. That is one of the advantages of being your own boss I am trying to thank each and every one of you all for the help and presents and drinks thank you Scotty I WOULD LIKE TO SAY THANK YOU TO ALL MY FRIENDS. I COULD NOT DONE IT WITH OUT YOUR HARD WORK THANK YOU. LOVE SCOTTY M. my good fu-friend needs comments11111 dead line tonight she is a true friend i hope to see you their so open the link and help plz .

Blast Contest
I'm in a contest to win a 7 day blast, so if you can go to the link below and drop me some comments I would really appreciate it! To win I need 10,000 comments or more. If you need any help from me, let me know and I will help you out!!! Im down to 5 days left on the contest...Some pretty amazing peeps have come to help me out!!! But I do need more help if Im going to win this thing lol....Help me win my first contest ever!!! I will repay the favor!!!! Just click on the link below and Bomb away > THERE IS ONLY 1 DAY LEFT IN THE CONTEST THAT IM IN. IM IN 2ND PLACE AND WOULD LOVE TO WIN THIS THING!! SO PLEASE PLEASE IF YOU COULD HELP CLICK THE PIC BELOW AND PUT AS MANY COMMENTS ON IT AS POSSIBLE!!! AND BOMB AWAY!!!!!!! AS ALWAYS... LOVE, FUN AKA MAGICSFUN

Jokes And Funnies
Yo Mama so stupid, I told her to buy a color TV, she came back and said "what color?" Yo Mama so stupid, she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to say go. Yo Mama so stupid, she gave birth to you. Yo Mama so stupid, she needs twice as much sense to be a half-wit. Yo Mama so stupid, when the pc said "Press any key to continue", she couldn't find the Any key. Yo Mama so stupid, she spent twenty minutes looking at an orange juice box because it said `concentrate. Yo Mama so stupid, I put a Scratch-N'-Sniff sticker on the bottom of the pool and she drowned. Yo Mama so stupid, she was on the corner with a sign that said "Will eat for food." Yo Mama so stupid, she got on an elevator and thought it was a mobile home. Yo Mama so stupid, she thinks fruit punch is a gay boxer. Yo Mama so stupid, she got locked in a meat locker and sweat to death. Yo Mama so stupid, she leaves the house for the Home Shopping Network. Yo Mama so stupid, she saw a billboard

Going To Start Working Out,because I Got To.
Just so sick of even attempting to date anymore. I've been single for about 7 years now and not once have I had a steady girlfriend and let alone dates for that matter.Plus my friends aren't much help either, one half is the "Hit it and quit it" crowed the other are the "commit" crowed. I mean I like to think my mom raised me right but raised me in the way that is behind the times. Plus the most complaint I'm "too little" or "too much" in some way. I just feel like it just a big joke.

Quotes N Jokes
So, Osama bin Laden is standing before God waiting to hear his punishment, when God gets a tap on the shoulder. Behind him stands 343 firefighters, 72 police officers, one K9 officer, 3,000 American citizens & over 5,000 soldiers. "Don't worry, God, we got this!"

I'm Leaving Ct....
TRY TO LEAVE CT (OPPPS FUBAR) DON'T LET BOO BOO KNOW ROFL... BECAUSE NO ONE COULD EVER LEAVE AFTER BOO BOO GETS DONE...I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT TO SAY... SPEECHLESS!!! THANK YOU SOOOOO MUCH I NEEDED THAT... **MUCH LOVE TO YOU AND ALL YOUR AWESOME FRIENDS..... AND MINE TOO =P I LOVE YA ALL SHELL YEP I'M STAYING, SO MANY REAL PEOPLE..HIT MY PAGE MY ALERT BOX RESET... SO IF I MISS YOU KNOW THAT I APPRECIATE EVERYTHING... YOU ALL MADE MY DAY THANKS AGAIN!! BOO BOO IS PRICELESS ♥BooBoo...KDM'Z AnGeL Founder of Shadow Levelers@ fubar BULLETIN BROUGHT TO YOU BY: LSD's SHELL ~WILL ALWAYS PIMP A/LSD & COOLEST GUY EVER~~STEALING SYN~~@ fubar I need all my friends here. I know you all of you go above and beyond what anyone ever expects.Sometimes this place gets very dramatical. Although through the drama there are alot of good people here. Shes wanting to leave and shes a good person. Please help me by everyone going to her page and just loving on her.Let her know that ev

Things That Make You Say...hmmmm!
Paper cut on the fold of you pinky? or A piece of skin removed from cuticle on your pointer finger? Ouch!! to both!!! For me Pointer finger, I use it more Dam is hurts!! Keeped hurting it at every turn...lol Isn't always like that? Just Curious....lol Love You Guys!!! 6 Truths of Life 1. You cannot touch all your teeth with your tongue. 2. All idiots, after reading the first truth, will try it. 3. And discover that The first truth is a lie. 4. You're smiling now because you're an idiot. 5. You soon will forward this to another idiot. 6. There's still a stupid smile on your face. I apologize about this. I'm an idiot and I needed company .... "WAS SENT TO ME" To love is to share life together to bu

Random Acts Of Writting
this is to everyone on here that has some fake ass pics up that they know damn well make them look better than reality....why perpetrate and try to be something that ur not??? people need to get comfortable in their own skin and act like they have some sense of self worth...i understand that some people do it cuz they are overly concerned about putting pics up because they dont wanna be cyber-stalked or whatever but what's the worst that will happen??? some douche bag is gonna jerk off to ur pic?? u should just see it as a compliment...lol...its the internet, do u walk around outside like a arab chick with ur face covered all the time??? cuz "the real world" is where the real threat is.....they can follow u home...all they can do on here is send u some fake threats that they more than likely couldnt even come close to acting upon....get over urselves and get more secure....act like a damn adult....if ur offended by this...let me know...i'll write back, it'll be fun.... resentment

A Scammer Is Someone Who Lies About Someting To Try And Get Your Money Or Other Things.
A scammer is someone who lies about something to try and get your money or other things.THis is a defintion of a scammer. I am going to post a conversation between me and a scammer but I have to take her name out because she whines to fubar even though it is nothing but the truth being told and they delete my blogs.I will tell you in private who it is and can also send the conversation with her name there.What I am posting below is only the scam not the full conversation and her so called real life husband come to me minutes before the scam started telling me that no one messed with him,so if I have any trouble to come to him,now thinking back I think there was a point to all of that,like in scaring me or getting me to keep my mouth closed and as I said before there is only one being that I am afraid of and that is God and with him I am strong.PERIOD!!!

Firework
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag,drifting through the windwanting to start again?Do you ever feel, feel so paper thinlike a house of cards,one blow from caving in?Do you ever feel already buried deep?6 feet under screams but no one seems to hear a thingDo you know that there's still a chance for you'Cause there's a spark in youYou just gotta ignite, the light, and let it shineJust own the night like the 4th of July'Cause baby you're a fireworkCome on, show 'em what you're worthMake 'em go "Oh, oh, oh"As you shoot across the sky-y-yBaby, you're a fireworkCome on, let your colors burstMake 'em go "Oh, oh, oh"You're gonna leave 'em all in awe, awe, aweYou don't have to feel like a waste of spaceYou're original, cannot be replacedIf you only knew what the future holdsAfter a hurricane comes a rainbowMaybe your reason why all the doors are closedSo you could open one that leads you to the perfect roadLike a lightning bolt, your heart will glowAnd when it's time, you'll knowYou just gotta

????
Another blog from myspace, mine, it was the first one i posted and our first times doing these patrols after being in country a couple of weeks!! So the other day i was out and about the infamous town of Kirkuk, heading home after a long day of just riding around, when BAM!!!! An IED hit the truck ahead of us, nobody hurt, no damage, nothing, but this was in the middle of town, and a soccer game going on no less....There wasnt even a flinch from the locals. So anyway we have to cordone off the area and wait for EOD to come out..............so..........aboot an hour later, maybe and hour and a half later, after almost having to shoot a bus that was barreling down the road, EOD finally shows up. Guess what they do........they get a damn metal detector out and walk right up to the detonation site. I thought it was humorous and worth writing about. But damn, they have some balls, like bowling ball size balls. Well, this being my first blog here, not sure what to write about.

Auction
I am in a Auction now I know someone of you guys want to own me,and have these legs wrap around you for a month. So now here is chance so click on the pic and bid on me. Come on what are you waiting for make me you SLAVE!! OK EVERYONE THE HARD PART IS OVER..I GOT MY 250 COMMENTS I JUST NEED THE 100 RATES. BEFORE 9/23 AT 9 AM EST TIME. SO PLEASE HELP RAPE ME.. I MEAN RATE ME WINKS!! CLICK HERE ON THE PIC OK EVERYONE THE HARD PART IS OVER..I GOT MY 250 COMMENTS I JUST NEED THE 100 RATES. BEFORE 9/23 AT 9 AM EST TIME. SO PLEASE HELP RAPE ME.. I MEAN RATE ME WINKS!! CLICK HERE ON THE PIC

Fubar Stuff
whether you have thousands of friends on your list or less than 100....fubar is just a website. whether your name is red, pink, yellow, blue, orange, green, neon green, gray, purple or white...fubar is just a website. whether you are fumarried or not...fubar is just a website. whether you are level 45 or stuck at level 17 and cant seem to get the help you need...fubar is just a website. whether you are blocked by many or just a few or none at all...fubar is just a website. whether you like to mumm or prefer to play the fubar game/mafia/lounges...fubar is just a website. whether you like to filter out everything on your bartab or prefer to read it all...fubar is just a website. whether you have zero blingies or thousands of blingies...fubar is just a website. whether you get bombed/rated/blinged/fuowned/run a HH/blast everyday or not, fubar is just a website.

Christmas Comedy
T'was the night before Christmas and all through the house the whole damn family was as drunk as a louse. Dad at the cat house mom smoking grass and I myself just settled down for a nice piece of ass. When from the roof tops arose such a clatter I sprang from my piece to see what was the matter away to the window I flew like a flash threw open the shutters and fell on my ass. The moonlight abreast the new fallen snow gave a whore house luster to objects below but what to my blood shot eyes did appear a minature sleigh and two mangy reindeer with a short little driver holding his dick I knew right away the bastard was Nick. Slower than snails his reindeer came and he cursed and he swore as he called them by name now Dasher! now Dancer! up over those walls quick now dammit or I'll cut off your balls! He came down the chimney like a bat out of hell tripped on his dong and then he fell. He filled all the stocking with pretzels and beer and a big rubber dick for my br

I Hate When.........
this drives me up a wall. people say that they will call back but they never do. or never answer my text messages. yeah if i forget to call someone back they are usally online & say sorry i forgot or i was busy.

News
VOTE FOR MEBEST FACEBEST ASSBEST TITSBEST PIERCINGS I'm moving people.. Hit it BIG TIME!!! I have rooms for rent if you are in Vegas. Please contact me! http://picasaweb.google.com/heatherhlv/House - Study LONDON (Reuters) - Having sex once or twice a week gives a boost to the immune system that could help ward off colds and flu, New Scientist magazine said Wednesday. Moderate sexual activity increases levels of a compound in the body called immunoglobulin A (IgA) that binds to bacteria and triggers the immune system to destroy them. ``IgA is the first line of defense against colds and flu,´´ Carl Charnetski, of Wilkes University in Pennsylvania, told the weekly science magazine. To prove the benefits of healthy but not overactive sex life, Charnetski and his colleague Frank Brennan measured levels of IgA in the saliva of 111 college students and questioned them about how often they had had sex in the previous month. Students who had sex less than once a week had a small increase in

Things You Want To Know
Do you think you'll have a Valentine this year? Maybe Do you still like the same person from 5 months ago? Hes my best friend When was the last time you were sick? Last week Are you one of those people who are always cold? No What are you listening to? The cars driving by When was the last time you worked at your job? October 30th, had to have surgery How many more days until your birthday? 8-17 Do you have any summer plans yet? Some Do you tend to waste a lot of money? Not really Where are your best friends right now? at work Have you ever stalked anyone? No...that's just creepy and wrong What did you last drink? Malibu Sunset Have you ever received an injury from a hook up? No What did you last eat? homemade spagetti So far, have you been keeping your 2009 resolutions? I didn't make any What are you most looking forward to in the next 5 months? going back to work Do you have an

Pimp Outs Made By Me!!
EVER WANTED TO OWN YOUR VERY OWN ANGEL?HOW ABOUT A HEART OF FIREFU ANGEL?WELL HERE'S YOUR CHANCE!!CLICK ON THE PIC BELOW TO GO BID BID BID.DON'T WORRYMS TAZ IS A WONDERFUL PET,SO GO GET HER!!!BY THE WAY, THIS IS WHAT SHE'S OFFEREING:200 11'S DURING HHPIMP OUT ON PAGE FOR A MONTH#1 FRIEND FOR A MONTH1 PIMP OUT BULLY (IN YOUR CHOICE OF COLORS - REPOSTED OFTEN)1 COMMENT DAILY (WHEN ONLINE)1 DRINK OF YOUR CHOICE PER WEEK FOR A MONTH Flo-RidaIn The Ayer

Poems
fu-bar is the place i love heaven sent,a blessN from above an addiction that helps keep me free from the drugs and alcohal that got a hold on me talkN with 1s that dont know me comforts cuz im so cold and lonely rate pics,faze up then times up 4 this computers not mine i hate life and theres my sign and i know no change LOL...aint that strange laugh and smile stuck n denile it boils down 2 im not the 1 that got shot all the othR shit and what not a 2 time felon fu-luv thats what im sellN THANKS,GOD BLESS,YOU'VE BEEN SO KIND i remain lost 2 my frame of mind -JUICE sin is the path that we pave thats why aftR 3 days HE rose from the grave spring,flowRs N bloom,its the Bginning of life finilly a chance 2 b 4 givN 4 all of R strife so we celibrate the shineN of lite decurating eggs with colors beaytiful

Boobs
Sorry...you sheep would have never entered if it said Politics. Last night I watched the entire 1 1/2 hour replay of Arlen Specters town hall meeting in Lebanon, PA and didn't go to bed till 1am. I just couldn't break away from it.

Baby Files
Ok gang its 1:52am here and i am exhausted i am running on 2 hours sleep at this point so i am gonna give you the stats for now and will do pics and whatnot later. Name: Eljin Kai TOB: 1:44pm Wgt: 7lbs 1.4oz Length: 20 in Hair: Brown Eyes: Blue He and mom are both doing wonderful and i will update you more later Well we are in the final stretch now. In 6 hours I will take my wife to the hospital and they will induce her labor. So in less then 12 hours I will be a daddy yet again. GHod am i nervous. You would think that after having 3 children already i would get used to this, but no matter how hard i try i still get nervous. My heart is beating out of my chest right now just thinking about it. I am amazed at how many thoughts are running through my head right now. Sleep will probably never happen for me tonight since I am so excited. Hopefully i will catch a small nap at least. I will post all the pertainent info as soon as i can tomorrow and let all those who have been ke

Quotes
More here NEW! Introducing the all new fubar trading card game. fubar trading cards are fun to print out and play with your family and friends. You can also print out fubar trading cards on adhesive paper and stick them to your kid's foreheads. Plus, you can make bumper stickers with your fubar trading cards and put them on cars, or print them out on photographic quality paper to pay for your pizza with them when you've discovered that you've misplaced your wallet. Simply inquire to nyb about being included in the fubar trading card game. nyb will a) immediately start making your card or b) develop a list of interested participants and start creating cards. fubar trading cards are based primarily on your instructions, but may include creative decisions made by nyb. Your instructions should include the details listed in the "general rules" category. Rules (Short List): 1. You must define the picture the fubar trading card will display. You should choose a picture from y

Why ?????
is this the middle of the winter .......?????or begging? Im a good , and caring person, i get accused of the most , unrealistic things you would think of, ..but i am still , not that person....if you know me ...you will know i am a caring, and good friend to you . so stick up for me damn it! I HAVE ENOUGH TO WORRY ABOUT IN MY LIFE......I CAN'T DEAL WITH OTHERS.....AND ISSUES THAT I CANNOT CONTROL...........OTHER THAN LISTEN, BE YOUR FRIEND, AND CARE, AND UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU ARE GOING THROUGH..........BUT I REFUSE TO BE PUT IN THE MIDDLE OF SOMETHING I HAVE NO CONTROL OVER ...OR ....DONT HAVE A POWER TOO........SO I LEAVE THIS..........I LOVE ALL WHO IS MY FRIEND AND WHO HAS BEEN MY "FRIEND" ......BUT I WILL NEVER BE A FAKE FRIEND WETHER YOU SEE THAT IN YOUR EYES OR NOT ......YOU WILL BE THE ONE WHO LOSES IN THE END ........AND FOR THOSE WHO REALLY AND TRUELY "KNOW" IM YOUR FRIEND .......I WILL BE THERE TILL THE END.......JUST NEED SOME TIME OK!!!!!!!!

♥ Lil Sammie ♥..~*~stiletto Girl~*~
♥ Lil Sammie ♥..~*~Stiletto Girl~*~ fubar page http://www.fubar.com/user/1219512 BUSTED a FAKE until a legitimate salute is accepted by fubar. We have no verifiable link to where the pictures came from but a couple of sources recall seeing them elsewhere. We will update with the links as soon as we relocate them

Wasted
so i have been staff in one lounge, and everything goes good for a while... and then goes to drama and i leave... i go and open a lounge as a co-owner in titties and beer dance lounge... this is what i have gained in knowledge... we all FAIL.... right or wrong.... do you own a lounge?

Death Of A Young Marine!!!
At 2:50am Sunday morning on the bypass at the U.S. 17 South and N.C.24 west split, Jacksonville Police Department reponded to a single vehicle crash according to a deputy. The Vehicle's Driver

Poem
_______________~Puppet~_________________Am I not just a puppet for your personal amusement?A doll for you to laugh and sneer at when tired of all others? A puppet... with torn clothes that long to be renewed, my painted face.. faded and scratched from all the days of being toyed with. My strings are rather dull, but still not able to break under my own free will. I wait in the dark corner of my mind and await for the next person that I must amuse, then be placed back in the darkness, and wait again. Such a life I have come a costume to though, after all what else must a Jester to do? A wait for the kings orders and then entertain untill send to the gallows, or upon my own death. So I wait, in my corner until my king, my master comes and fetches me. And I still think....Will someone ever cut my stings? Its only once you tell yourself, I’ll only bleed for a whileBut the truth is my dear you can’t keep hiding behind your smileThe cuts are getting deeper and you know I know it

Point Whores & Beggars
I don't hand out fucking bling or bling paks to anyone that asks. I am sick and tired of being hit up for it and then berated because I buy it for myself and not you. So, here is my answer to those of you that think I'm just an evil and selfish person...GO FUCK YOURSELF! I think you should earn it and I hold contests or raffles to share in my wealth of bling at times, but don't come on my page or in my SB asking for it just cuz you want it. I say, EARN IT! Don't be a lazy fuck and expect everything handed to you cuz I'm not your momma and it won't happen. I am on a limited income as it is and I know most of you are too with today's economy, but I don't beg for shit nor do I come on your pages or in your SBs and make a stink about it. I will say that I do try to return favors that have been bestowed upon me from some of the more nicer FUs that I have met on here but I will not just hand out shit cuz you just HAVE to have it! I have removed some people from my friends list because I f

Who Truely Cares?!
Without You...I Would Die" You’ve came into my life, giving me hope anew, Because no one have loved me quite like you do. A love that is full of honesty and trust. And I know with you in mylife, this love will last. It is because of you that I continue to breath, It is because of you that I'm still standing on my feet. You are my strength, my hope, my joy, my tomorrow. With you in my life, there's no room for sorrow. The love that we shared is a very rare find. You consume me totally, with my heart, my soul, and mind. So when I tell you that I need you, that’s not exactly true. It is so much deeper......I am nothing without you. I will love you and will do anything for you. And believe me that this promise will always be true. Cause what I'm saying is not just a promise for you, but also to God and I, Without you in my life, I would surely die. "Don't take for granted the things closest to your heart. Cling to them as you would for your li

Merkurace
So why is it when a love one are some one you love tells u i will never leave u they leave like in a week are days? Ok then why do people ak like your friends and u do so much 4 them but when it comes down to u they don't do a dam thing why is that ? I have a better one why is it when u go out with someone they tell u the sweets things but when u break up they bad mouth the hell out of u . What happen to the sweet thigs??? Please feel free to comment People say 2 me all the time love its the best thing in the hole earth but why do's it hurt so bad when no one loves you . So tell me people my do we need love ???? Life can be sad but with good friend life can be better. So when u feel down just trun to a good friend.

I Think Umm Idk Its Just A Blog!
Your Stripper Song Is Closer by Nine Inch Nails "You let me violate you, you let me desecrate you You let me penetrate you, you let me complicate you Help me I broke apart my insides, help me I�ve got no Soul to tell" When you dance, it's a little scary - and a lot sexy. What Song Should You Strip To? Maddie will go to jail for ... Performing a strip tease on the street 'What sexual activity will you go to jail for?' at QuizUniverse.com You have a sexual IQ of 146 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Just Me
Boy meets girl it's a delicate thing So much time spent wondering if What you see is what you get I keep looking for a friend and a lover When I find one he ain't the other Sometimes, I just want to quit One wants a maid one needs his mother They either want space or they want to smother me And my poor heart needs somebody who Can take it like a man, steady and strong Not a lot of fuss and carrying on True to a promise I can write in stone Take it like a man who knows about love And every little thing that a girl dreams of Someone wise enough to understand If you want this woman's heart Take it like a man I met somebody the other night Started thinking he was Mr. Right..wrong I might have never known If a friend hadn't brought it to my attention He's got a wife he forgot to mention Girl, leave that fool alone I keep hoping and telling myself Somewhere there's one good one left 'Cause my poor heart need somebody who Can take it like a man, steady and stro

My Stuff
For anyone that personally talks to me this will be old news for u but as for the rest of u im gonna give a quick little update to my life. Back in april i quit my job.. at walmart. I took a month off for my bday and to just not have to stress on anything. I got a new job workin at Hobby Lobby in the frame shop. I totally hated the job. Most the time it was too repeditive and the other part of the time it was just... boring. Not to mention that on freight day it was jsut hot n sweaty moving stuff outta the truck to the floor. My department managers were real bitches the majority of the time (u know the type of women that seem to be on the rag permanently). Granted i guess if i was a virgo then it would be perfect job.. always worrying bout perfection but im just not that nit picky. It recently flooded here in alot of the parts of town. I had been driving and had no choice but to go through it, which ended up flooding the car. So in the long run it was rended useless. An

Update On Dad
I just returned from visiting my father at the hospital. He went through his second surgery on Tuesday, where they once again removed his replacement knee, sterilized, irrigated and put it back in. He DID have a bit of a heart issue near the end of the surgery, but the Drs. assured us that they were able to stabilize everything before sending him to recovery. Seeing him today made me feel better because he actually ate something and they used a lift to get him out of bed and had him sitting in a chair for quite a while. The major concern still remains the blood poison, which sent him there in the first place. There are still issues with his kidneys and sugar levels, but at 80, the Drs. told us this was to be expected. I videoed portions of my son's baseball game from last night, put it on DVD and played it for him today. It seemed to lift his spirits tremendously. As you probably don't know, out of 5 grandchildren, my son is the only boy and carries his name. To not tu

Thank You
Thank You! I just want to say thank you to everyone that helped me reach Lost Soul this morning! It has been a long journey since I began the site way back when it was Lost Cherry back in June of 06. I have made wonderful kick ass friendships from the site, both in real life and online friendships. So many people I would do anything for. You all rock in my book! I may not be doing as much on here, nor pointwhoring quite as much because my carpal tunnel has started acting up quite a bit, and I apologize for that, just know that I will do as much as I can for each of you, within my limits of course. Friday when I began this journey to really level, I figured it would take at least 2 weeks, and a lot more being a hooka for points. I had over 13 million to go, last night I went to bed with about 1.5 million to go figuring I could work on it today. I got woke at 4:30 am by a phone call from my bish iDaHo (my real life bestie, go love up on her!) saying wake up wake up wake up you

Pervs B Gone!!!
The anger rages The tears flow The pleas cry out The fears grow The prayers begin The waiting returns The peace spreads Karma will one day make you wish you were dead. ~College Girl~ How I handle pervs.... ->whip me, t...: heres ur answer *block* whip me, t...: you ever dominate a man sweetie whip me, t...: hello how are ya -> Idontcareless: heres ur answer *block* next time read profiles!!!! Idontcareless: hey sexy do u have yahoo or msn?

Road Thoughts
Last night as I sat with my coffee in a diner, a conversation broke out between the "guys" sitting at this horseshoe shaped counter that I later referred to as the "Redneck Roundtable". The drivel spewing out of these guys mouths was appalling! The Topic? Sex. I didnt participate in this conversation, I merely listened. I felt like Marlin Perkins on Mutual of Omahas Wild Kingdom. "And here we see the American Male in his natural habitat. Lets watch as my assitant Jim attempts to get a closer look...." I was floored at what these guys were babbling about! I mean is this just an extension of their teenage years where they ran their mouths about shit they had no clue about just to be talking *OR* could they possibly BELIEVE the bullshit they spewed? GUY 1: Hell I dont care... long as I get mine! She can get her own! GUY 2: No Shit! I could care less. GUY 3: Hell I have gotten to the point of just saying OOPS! Sorry! It just felt too good. Usually makes em feel better

Damn
the blind mans death were walls speak chairs walk away with you taste bitter....unrequainted love love...lust...to sides of the bed foggy eyes see clear in the fog time speaks.....words dont hear damn thats sharp....dont know what the wetness is damn cant see....must be my back words we got none....never really say more then hi still love ya...hell if i know why maybe its the other side of the bed..... i dont know its the damn fog..... if beauty is skin deep then why is she under my skin her voice crack cocaine... love like heroin the sound... damn puff-puff give on them like so... um taste the the coco tip..splif blow..haze yaa got the buzz..zooted..on that smile.. red light stop..take a sip-sip go.. green light--open door...curtains spread.. coco temptations givin' way to coco sensations.. cinnamon spice that taste so sweet... got me ex'in on this trip... lsd..love soon devoured..acid burns my lips.. taste the puff... mocha temptations with a hint of cinnamon.

Thoughts For The Day
Love is Very hard to find....easy to lose...and difficult to forget. So be true to the ones you love because you hold their heart in your hands.You have the choice to either crush it....or keep it safe by holding it close to your own heart. Whether it be the love of a sibling, a parent, a friend or a lover....make sure you tell them you love them all the time!!! You never know when they might not be there to tell them....or when it would just simply brighten their day to be reminded that someone cares. With so much sadness and hate in this world....its so important that we remember the wonderful things in life like love....and also the people that have given us a place in their heart. Much love goes out to the people who have let me into their hearts.....and who have found a place in mine as well Curvalicious xoxoxox

Phoenix's Nsfw Pics
If you are wanting to have NSFW access, here is the list of things we can trade (these go to either her or me).. I AM ALWAYS ADDING NEW PICS TO HER NSFW WHEN I HAVE VIP...SHE HAS A VARIETY OF PICS FROM TOPLESS, BOTTOMLESS, ACTION STUFF AND MORE. Bling Packs 6 credit bling pack-1 Day 12 credit bling pack-1 Week 25 Credit Bling pack-2 weeks 65 Credit Bling Pack-1 month 135 Credit Bling Pack-3 Month The only bling that will get you into my family are polishers or god mode..I'm sorry but I'm not much interested in the 11s or cherry bomb at the moment... Polishers--Send me and my fuwifey a polisher for a 2 week add God Mode Bling will get you the same as a 135 bling pack--3 months in fam Blasts 1 Day Blast-1 Day 3 Day Blast-3 days 7 Day Blast-2 weeks

Mother.
THIS WAS FOR MY MOTHER BEFORE SHE DIED AND ITS HER BIRTHDAY TODAY... God bless you mom I love you may you ever rest in peace mwah xxxI LOVE YOU MOTHER... These tears are not of joy,But of sorrow as you can see.They're for my dear mother,Who is very sick indeed. I want to help her get better,But this will never be so.For she turned my offer down,And blatantly said NO. So all I can do now,Is sit and watch with fright.As mother slowly dwindles from me,And far beyond my sight. I hope gods place is ready,For someone as dear as my mother.For

Idk
I finally found someone who knocks me off my feet I finally found the one who makes me feel complete It started over coffee; we started out as friends It's funny how from simple things the best things begin. This time it's different; it's all because of you It's better than it's ever been cause we can talk it through My favorite line was "Can I call you sometime?" It's all you had to say to take my breath away. This is it! Oh, I finally found someone Someone to share my life I finally found the one to be with every night. 'Cause whatever I do, it's just got to be you My life has just begun I finally found someone. Did I keep you waiting? (I didn't mind) I apologize, (Baby, that's fine) I would wait forever just to know you were mine. You know I love your hair, (Are you sure it looks right?) I love what you wear, (Isn't it too tight?) You're exceptional, I can't wait for the rest of my life. Oh, this is it! Oh, I finally found someone Someone

Contest
I JUST WANT TO THANK EVERYONE FOR HELPING ME GET TO MY GOAL OF 20,000 COMMENTS TO WIN MY WEEK BLAST :D Y'ALL EFFING ROCK!!!!!! HEHE OK SO THERE IS NO NSFW IN HERE BUT IT GOT YOUR ATTENTION...IF YOU DON'T KNOW HOLLIE HOTTIE ALREADY THEN WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR, SHE EFFING RAWKS!!!!! H¢¾llieH¢¾ttie¢â{President of I.A.R. Bombsquad}@ fubar GO HELP HER GET CLOSER TO LEVELING SHE DESERVES IT, SHE WORKS HARD EVERYDAY BOMBING VARIOUS CONTEST PICS AND SHOWIN LOVE TO HER PEEPS SO ITS HER TURN NOW GO HIT HER STASH AND HER PICS...WHEN YOUR DONE LET ME KNOW AND I WILL BUY YOU SOMETHIN NICE Many Smiles H¢¾llieH¢¾ttie¢â{President of I.A.R. Bombsquad}@ fubar Many Thanks H¢¾llieH¢¾ttie¢â{President of I.A.R. Bombsquad}@ fubar Much Love H¢¾llieH¢¾ttie¢â{President of I.A.R. Bombsquad}@ fubar Original Post brought to you by ME TastyFlutterby tastyflutterby {insane asylum rejects #5}@ fubar

10 Rules For Submissives
Ten Rules For Submissives 1. Be Patient A potential top will let you know if she or he is interested in you or not. Keep in mind that your purpose as a submissive is to serve and to satisfy someone who will take into consideration the realization of your fantasies. Don't expect your top to be able to turn on like a light switch. The timing must be right for both of you. 2. Be Humble You may be God's or Goddess' gift to the world and the most sought after prize in town, but no one needs to hear it or wants to hear it. You will have ample opportunity to show how good you are. No matter what you claim, the "real you" will show through in a scene. Don't set yourself up for failure by developing expectations that you know you and your top can never reach. 3. Be Open You can learn something about SM and about yourself from everyone into the scene, no matter how experienced or inexperienced they are, or how dominant or submissive they are. D/s- SM is a very personal art, and an "I

Italian Sex!!!!
THE JEWISH MAN SAID,LAST WEEK,MY WIFE AND I HAD GREAT SEX.I RUBBED HER BODY ALL OVER WITH SCHMALTZ(CHICKEN FAT),WE MADE PASSIONATE LOVE,AND SHE SCREAMED FOR FIVE FULL MINUTES AT THE END. THE FRENCHMAN BOASTED,LAST WEEK WHEN MY WIFE AND I HAD SEX,I RUBBED HER BODY ALL OVER WITH BUTTER.WE MADE LOVE AND SHE SCREAMED FOR FIFTEEN MINUTES! THE ITALIAN MAN SAID,WELL,LAST WEEK MY WIFE AND I ALSO HAD SEX.I RUBBED HER BODY ALL OVER WITH OLIVE OIL.WE MADE LOVE AND SHE SCREAMED FOR OVER SIX HOURS! THE OTHER TWO WERE STUNNED.THE AMAZED FRENCHMAN ASKED,WHAT COULD YOU HAVE DONE TO MAKE YOUR WIFE SCREAM FOR SIX HOURS? THE ITALIAN MAN SAID,"I WIPED MY HANDS ON THE BEDSPREAD.'

~~~fubar~~~
Here is your life. Fubar Here is where you find your friends. Conversation. Pics, stash, blogs, mumms all share the inner most parts of who you are with your friends and potential new friends. You laugh, gossip, send fu-gifts, fupal fubucks and fu-drinks to your friends. You go to their page and leave comments. Friends are so good to have. They make you laugh, comfort you when you are upset. They share your deepest secrets. You buy (with REAL money) blasts, VIPs and HH for your friends. THEN WHY IN THE HELL do your friends have to post a bulletin asking you to help them level. help them in the contest they are in by leaving comments and rates WHY? Get off your ass and BE A FRIEND!!! Know what your FRIEND needs so they shouldn't have to post pathetic bulletins. Not that they are pathetic. but you as the friend that knows your friend is in need and all you do sit there looking at your monitor, DUH!!! Not Helping your friend you ar

Tonite
im bored im not sure what i should do tonite im off work but its monday and theres not much to do got to zooks fu page for details AUCTION RULES Ok everyone..This is my fist time being in an auction and I really need your help...Don't you wanna own me? lol..Well come bid on me and do your thing!!The auction is open from Saturday 11/15 5pm central time to Saturday 11/22 6pm central time... thank u M.anna for loanin me the fubucks to be in this auction

Living Will
Last night my sister and I were sitting in the den and I said to her, "I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle to keep me alive. That would be no quality of life at all. If that ever happens, just pull the plug." So she got up, unplugged the computer, and threw out my wine. She's such a bitch.

Exercise
So I finished Plyometrics. I made it all the way to the end instead of almost gagging.... So to people who don't understand this will sound really strange...buuuut..... Plyometrics wore me out. My legs feel like noodles and I can hardly walk normally. It's great, and I can't wait until tomorrow. This is the kind of hurt I was looking for. It's great, and I am ready for tomorrow. I completed the exercise routine all they way through by pacing myself, and I burn. It's fantastic. I hope to get into shape in time for Pankration. There's a competition coming soon and I'm too soft and pliable for the team. Now for those of you who do work out...I have that workman high...boy I missed it. Don't miss the sweat in the eyes, but the good hurt is sorely missed. No pun intended. So I'm off to go hang out with the ex.... Yeah I know, but it was a mutual and friendly break up. I want to shove my foot up her new boyfriend's ass...but you don't always get what you want. Twili

Smiles.....
Barry returned from a doctor's visit one day and told his wife Carolyn that the doctor said he only had 24 hours to live. Wiping away her tears, he asked her to make love with him. Of course she agreed and they made passionate love. Six hours later, Barry went to her again, and said, "Honey, now I only have 18 hours left to live. Maybe we could make love again?" Carolyn agreed and again they made love. Later, Barry was getting into bed when he realized he now had only eight hours of life left. He touched Carolyn's shoulder and said, "Honey? Please? Just one more time before I die." She agreed,then afterward she rolled over and fell asleep. Barry, however, heard the clock ticking in his head, and he tossed and turned until he was down to only four more hours. He tapped his wife on the shoulder to wake her up. "Honey, I only have four hours left! Could we...?" His wife sat up abruptly, turned to him and said, "Listen Barry, I'm not being funny ...but