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Valentines Day
Come with me to a place where good people can't go, A place where you can indulge in fantasy. Lose the walls that society has been so kind to enclose us with. On this day of love, let me show you different emotion, Lust. Allow me to pleasure you with sins of the flesh so that we may spend an eternity in hell...............

Kids Names I Am Thinking About For Me And My Fioncee
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The Shooting Star That's Never Seen
Trying hard to not just be the shooting star no one can see; I'm trying hard to be someone and not just drown alone. I want to make a footprint in the sand upon the earth; Although I try it's always wiped away with the high-rising surf. I'm trying hard to turn into a star that makes wishes come true; I'm trying hard to glisten; shimmer --All I ever do is flicker... For one million years I have waited to shine but I can't foresee light in my life anytime; I'm just wasting in space, wasting space in spaceless-ness as everyone flies with shooting stars of brilliance. Do I lack the fire? Do I lack a flame? Without wick am I just set to rot my life away? Hopelessly existing in this gravity-less hell while every hour upon hour my cold heart becomes a shell; Dreams of shooting far across the pristine-lit night sky become a distant memory of times where hope was still alive. Perfect timing and position high upon the clear night sky, hoping at least one person

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Life
Heres My Story My Life is like a roller coaster full of up and down i start doing good and then i fall flat on my face it seems like i get no were in life but now i got something to work towards and im not giving up im going to be on this band wagon for a long time so wish me luck guys on completing the things i need to get done to get out of the pit im in

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Read If Bored..
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Will Be Back
kk folks i have to go for a while ...but i will be back asap ...till then keep addin and commentin ..and to those peeps that already got me added ty for ur kind comments ....smiles ..till im back tc and kisses

What Is Your Happy Bunny?
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Isn't This Just Fine And Dandy
Hm. So.. where should I start? Now that is a question with such endless possibilities. Now where would I start? Oh, I know! I have been sick for the past 3 weeks, though somewhat major symptoms have arisen within the past 3 days. So I went to the doctor's office Friday, get prescription meds and the like. Come to find out one of the meds is a pain relieving/caffeine pill. Needless to say, I am so exhausted and I need sleep, and yet those damnable pills are keeping me awake. Hence my being online at 10 in the morning on a Tuesday, knowing that I have to be at work in.. 2 hours. Wonderful. Now I have far too much time on my hands and I am in thought. What will I do once my year vacation from any type of classes is up? Will I further my education at Virginia College here in Huntsville, or will I go to UAH? There are so many classes that I want to take at UAH, but the college itself is expensive and I am sort of on a limited budget. Of course I can go for scholarships a

Why I Love Guiness
So people keep asking me why i love Guiness, so let me just say this... 1st of all it has to be on tap not out of a can it's just not the same! 2nd i love the foam it leaves tickling my upper lip. 3rd i love the fact that i have to drink it so fast it drips down my chin! -Juicynes

Protect Your Heart
"A heart is a fragile thing, that's why we protect them so figorously, give them away so rarely, and why it means so much when we do. Some hearts are more fragile than others, pure somehow, like crystal in a world of glass. Even the way they shatter is beautiful." ~Unknown This rang very true to me when I heard it, so I wanted to share it.

My Secrets Of A Woman
I love to defend the rights of others...it's my passion... I'm into worshipping God...where would we be...without Him or Her... I love being kind....kindness always returns...ten fold..... I love my wife and daughter with all of my heart...they deserve ...no less... I love to cook...and am very good at it...some have said that this truly should have been my profession.. I love to exercise...using the nautilus....stairmaster...universals...nitro...treadmill....cybex...and the recumbent bike....because it keeps my body... nice and strong.... I love making love....because it's the true sense of making someone besides myself....truly happy..... But most of all.....I love being alive...so that I may do all the things that I love to do....making my life....and mostly others....verrrrrrrrrrrrrry interesting! It's knowing when to say the right thing when she needs to hear it the most......... It' bringing her a rose at the most unexpected time....she'll cheri

Stephykins
So I am officially moving back to Fairbanks on the 3rd......... I am going to miss my friends here in Seattle so much......... Especially my favorite person in Seattle Rita!!!! I love my Rita! And I am so happy that I met her! Anywho...... And guess where I am going to live???? In MY own cabin, with my bestest friend Kitty........ I have not seen it yet, but supposedly its huge! And we only have one down side....... no water....... yep outhouse here I come!!!! lol........ But I'm an alaskan girl so nothing new, whatever..... I'll get over it! Well that's my update for now! Pace! Bitches!!! *Stephykins*

Need A Guy So Badly
Hey you guys...any cuties out there looking for a girl...cause I'm lookin for a guy...and I'd really like to have one...like, right now...so if you lookin...let me know...much love to ya all...

Is Love Enough?
From the time we’re born and as children growing up, we’re taught that love is the only thing that matters between two people. From the bedtime stories our parents read to us to the movies we watched, the ended was always something about the two main characters falling in love and living happily ever after. It was imprinted in our minds that as long as you love each other, everything will be okay. Well, as most people realize when they get older and fall in love, this “fairy tale” love story isn’t the truth at all. In my experiences, yes true love exists, but it’s very difficult to maintain. As you may have guessed, I’m talking about my boyfriend and me. We’ve been together for five months (which I realize isn’t very long, but it just depends on the relationship) and I love him with all my heart. We fight and bicker all the time. I’ve never fought with a boyfriend before. I hate fighting, I hate arguing, yelling, cursing. I can’t handle it. So the fact

Popped The Blog Cherry
so this is my first blog on here. and I really don't know what to say. I could go on about how stressed I am with trying to find a job, and how pissed I am that my fiance cant even get off his lazy ass to help out here... but I wont :) in stead I will just say happy hump day!

Some People
You know some people just don't leave shit alone then they fuckin' turn it around on you like your the person who started shit. I know this person who is doing that to me and trying to make me out to be this naive idiot that I'm not. I just don't get why people have to do shit like that to make themselves feel better... I was there all the time when this person needed advise, or just needed someone to talk to, and when I say all the time I mean all the time, could call me up at 4am and I'd still answer the phone and talk forever if need be. It's like I don't start drama or a bunch of shit, because I am not that type of person, but people like to dump all over me and try to make me out to be the person that makes all the idiotic choices, and make me out to be this person that believes every fucking thing that comes by me, but I don't. So this shit that this person started between me and a good friend is now trying to make it out like I asked for help in finding out shit. Well, I n

Wisconsin Metal Band Seeks Bass Guitar Player
Hey my band is looking for a drummer. We practice in Milwaukee, WI. Many influences: Pantera, Black Label Society, Lamb of God, Slipknot, Mudvayne.. You have to be serious and committed to be in a band. We've opened for bands like: Dimmu borgir, devil driver, shadows fall, lacuna coil, unearth stonesour. We are looking to record and eventually tour. If you or anyone you know is interested please send me a message. Thanks! STAY METAL

Bird
A young man named John received a parrot as a gift. The parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary. Every word out of the bird's mouth was rude, obnoxious, and laced with profanity. John tried and tried to change the bird's attitude by consistently saying only polite words, playing soft music, and anything else he could think of to "clean up" the bird's vocabulary. Finally, John was fed up, and he yelled at the parrot. The parrot yelled back. John shook the parrot, and the parrot got angrier and even ruder. John, in desperation, threw up his hands, grabbed the bird, and put him in the freezer. For a few minutes the parrot squawked and kicked and screamed. Then suddenly there was total quiet. Not a peep was heard for over a minute. Fearing that he'd hurt the parrot, John quickly opened the door to the freezer. The parrot calmly stepped out onto John's outstretched arms and said "I believe I may have offended you with my rude language and actions. I'm sincerely

Sexual Iq
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Kim
The embers glowed softly, and in their dim light, I gazed round the room and I cherished the sight. My wife was asleep, her head on my chest, My daughter beside me, angelic in rest. Outside the snow fell, a blanket of white, Transforming the yard to a winter delight. The sparkling lights in the tree I believe, Completed the magic that was Christmas Eve. My eyelids were heavy, my breathing was deep, Secure and surrounded by love I would sleep. In perfect contentment, or so it would seem, So I slumbered, perhaps I started to dream. The sound wasn't loud, and it wasn't too near, But I opened my eyes when it tickled my ear. Perhaps just a cough, I didn't quite know, Then the sure sound of footsteps outside in the snow. My soul gave a tremble, I struggled to hear, And I crept to the door just to see who was near. Standing out in the cold and the dark of the night, A lone figure stood, his face weary and tight. A soldier, I puzzled, some twenty years old, Perhaps a M

What?! Huh?!?
Why do people steal?! Come on people.. it's the fucking dollar store.You don't have a fucking dollar?! AHHHHHH!!! I'm sick of finding 345038475345-97576.3 boxes of opened hair dye. Or the 345094 packs of opened maxi pads. JESUS PEOPLE... THEY ARE only 3 DOLLARS!!! To ALL the last minute shoppers. I HOPE YOU GET EYE-RAPED with a sledge hammer. I dont care if there's 30 seconds till we close, you cant run your fucking fat ass that fast to the toilet paper and get back in fucking time. I'm sorry.. I will NOT stay open while you walk your ass back. Fat people (Ladies) on your periods buying pads and being STINKY. Do you ever ask yourself.. "Hmm.. why aren't people around me?" Well darlings, let me answer that for you... IT'S BECAUSE YOU FUCKING SMELL LIKE A ROTTEN ELEPHANT IN THE MIDDLE OF SUMMER WITH SHIT SMEARED ALL AROUND!!! Fucking learn what a goddamn shower is... and shave that goddamn facial hair. It's .... distracting... you have more hair on your face than Corey. (HA!)

Darlette Is In The House
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Moving
Well I'm moving to Ft. Walton Beach Florida or around the area, if anyone lives there and can give me some help about the areas, daycares, schools, etc that would be helpful. Just send me a message and I'll answer yea back. Kinda nervous about moving there. Never like moving somewhere I don't know anyone.

Mysteryman's Blog
Hiya all, just a few words about my last trip to florida :) got back home to sweden yesterday after spending 3 weeks in florida visiting friends over there. I spent most of the time driving around looking for a place to live for one of my friends there that was told by her landlord she had to move out before feb 5. Idrove about 2200 miles during this trip......lol I'm allready looking in to possible flights for my next trip......i just love florida and it's likely i'll move over there some day:)

Love
"why do boys fall in love with girls?" (This was written by a guy) Don't break this; it's so sweet! :) 1. They will always smell good even if it's just shampoo. 2. The way their heads always find the right spot on our shoulder. 3. How cute they look when they sleep. 4. The ease in which they fit into our arms. 5. The way they kiss you and all of a sudden everything is right in the world. 6. How cute they are when they eat. 7. The way they take hours to get dressed but in the end it makes it all worth while. 8. Because they are always warm even when its minus 30 outside. 9. The way they look good no matter what they wear. 10. The way they fish for compliments even though you both know that you think she's the most beautiful girl on this earth. 11. How cute they are when they argue. 12. The way her hand always finds yours. 13. The way they smile. 14. The way you feel when you see their name on the your cell after

The Drama
i left yahoo to get away from the drama.... but evidently it is everywhere... i have decided that if something doesnt change in the next day or two.... im done... im gone... and ya'll can have your fun.... but for me ... it isnt fun anymore.... i will miss some of you .... some more than others... but this will prolly be the best thing i have ever done for myself and my sanity

Lil Poetry For Yall
ok i wrote this back in my single days if ya'll dont like it or if ya do feel free to say so and be honest lol here goes. A Tortured Heart I dreamed one night of traveling a forest path on a cool fall night searching for the one for me that fills my heart just right. Love is always out of my reach it seems so unclear being alone for the rest of my life is one thing I truly fear. When from the distance I hear a woman's voice so soft and sincere she calls my name ans says "please be w/ me". I follow her sweet voice when my eyes do see the silhouette of a woman right in front of me. As I approach her she then fades away and then reappears far away from me my feelings begin to sway. You then gaze at me from afar I then wish it upon a star that Whether by land sea or air I will be where you are. Your face is Concealed it must be revealed to ease my tortured heart for when I do find you of my soul you will be a part.

My Writings
To feel it to feel it one time... it would be wrong.but would it.... to think with the head .......... to think with the heart..... or to think with the soul? will be the question that haunts me into eternity my soul bounded to yours the worlds just too blind to see... or maybe it sees and its just too cruel to care.... a night with you my head says dont you dare my heart says yes and my heart says no,. my soul says relax im already there in his arms in his heart in his soul.... Kerry B Copyright ©2007 Kerry B

Boobs & Behinds
i was referred to ct by a close friend and therefore logged on. she neglected to tell me that ct is myspace on speed. i'm still trying to figure it all out, but it's kinda cool. one thing i have to say is that i've never in my life seen so many boobs and so much ass, and this is odd because i have had both for a very long time. i was told that myspace was the site for singles, but truly i think ct overrates that site by far if your looking to get laid. see, i've got enough shit in my life to deal with, i don't really want some strange guy telling me they like my personality when they've never met me in person. just to clarify, i am the bitch and the ice queen. on the other hand if you want a friend, someone to razz-throw insults back and forth to, that would be me. i like to joke around and have fun, and i'm a faithful friend. hope to hear from someone on this!!

20 Reasons Chocolate Is Better Than Sex
1) You can GET chocolate. 2) "If you love me you'll swallow that" has real meaning with chocolate. 3) Chocolate satisfies even when it has gone soft. 4) You can safely have chocolate while you are driving. 5) You can make chocolate last as long as you want it to. 6) You can have chocolate even in front of your mother. 7) If you bite the nuts too hard the chocolate won't mind. 8) Two people of the same sex can have chocolate without being called nasty names. 9) The word "commitment" doesn't scare off chocolate. 10) You can have chocolate on top of your workbench/desk during working hours without upsetting your co-workers. 11) You can ask a stranger for chocolate without getting your face slapped. 12) You don't get hairs in your mouth with chocolate. 13) With chocolate there's no need to fake it. 14) Chocolate doesn't make you pregnant. 15) You can have chocolate at any time of the month. 16) Good chocolate is easy to find. 17) You can have as many kinds o

New To This Thing!!
Just wanted to introduce myself to all! Name is Brook, I am not sure how many of my fiends are here already, but hey, I have no objections to making new ones! Holla at me! I dont bite...unless you want me to!;)

No More Hurt
THIS WEEK HAS BEEN A BAD ONE FOR ME , I WAS IN A RELATIONSHIP WITH THIS GUY FOR A YEAR, BUT HE WAS MARRIED HE TOLD ME HE WAS LEAVING HER THEN ALL OF SUDDEN HE DID NOT BECAUSE HE HAS KIDS . I KNEW WHAT I WAS GETTING MYSELF INTO BUT MY HEART GOT IN THE WAY . I REALLY TREATED HIM GOOD AND I LOVED HIM ALOT .BUT I GUESS YHE DOES NOT KNOW THE MEANING OF LOVE. WELL I FOUND OUT HE HAD SOME OTHE CHICK ON THE SIDE TOO WELL I FINALLY COULD NOT DEAL WITH IT SO I CALLED HIS WIFE AND TOLD HER EVERYTHING I KNOW SHE WAS HURT BUT SO AM I . I FEEL ALOT BETTER AND I HOPE SHE KICKED THAT SOB TO THE CURB BECAUSE HE PLAYS ON WOMANS EMOTIONS AND HE IS A BIG PLAYER. HE'S A BIGGEST S.O.B. THERE IS. HE GOES BY THE NAME OF RON 'THE MAYHEM' DAVIDSON ON HERE AND ALSO ON MY SPCE . SO LADIES BEWARE OF THIS PIECE OF CRAP. SO GUYS ON HERE I'M SINGLE AND LOOKING TO FIND A HONEST AND REPECTFUL MAN THANKS FOR LISTENING PATTY(MISTRESSMAYHEM))

Things I Know
Having lived with my family, a roommate, a husband and a cat I much prefer the company of my cat. A cat will never judge you. A cat will love you even when you don't feel particularly loveable. A cat won't try to change you, they like you just as you are. You don't have to worry about hurting your cat's feelings, they don't care what you think of them. A cat doesn't hold a grudge. They have a short memory and they get over things quickly. A cat will never yell at you. The most you can expect is a loud "MEOW" I know when I am being lied to. I know when I am being told a half-truth. I have no respect and thus no trust for those that speak (or write) untruths. Why do people choose to embelish themselves when the truth will always show itself in the end? Tell me who you are, not who you wish you could be.

Home On A Friday Night!!
Oh Dear me! Another Friday night Home.... sometime i miss the days that i was always out with the girls. though these days school work and my son are just more important, though i would love for one of those nights from back in the day!

Jsaint
Don't know why I'm on this site, but then again I can't explain a lot of stuff that I do. 1 minute I think I've got it all figured out and the next day I feel like I'm insane.....lol I date a lot. Not committed to anyone at the moment. Just like to have fun. I'm a business professional, fit, blah, blah..... You'll like me if ya get to know me and if we were in a real bar, I'd be the guy with the crowd around me making everyone laugh. But I have a few questions about this site: 1) Anyone actually meet people from this site? Success stories please. 2) How do you know who is in your area. I like to travel and shit, but not weekly....lol...Eventually, I'd like to be able to meet in person if I hit it off with someone. And what's with the "bar tab"? lol I have enough of those already.... Lastly, I know my picture looks like shit. It's all blurry. It's a picture of a picture because I just moved and I cant fine my scanner. I don't want to stand in front of a mirror and l

What To Say....
Ok so this is my first time writing a blog on here. My best budd Jessica wanted me to join here so I did. I do not know how much I will be talking on this website due to me using myspace a lot. But this is a better looking layout but a little more confusing. So any way if anyone needs me they can contact me here or at myspace/ericvolfireman. Thanks.

Your On My Friends List - Id Like To Know ....
1.)Q. Can you cook? 1.) 2.)Q. What was your dream growing up? 2.) 3.)Q. What talent do you wish you had? 3.) 4.)Q. If I bought you a drink what would it be? 4.) 5.)Q. Favorite vegetable? 5.) 6.)Q. What was the last book you read? 6.) 7.)Q. What zodiac sign are you ? 7.) 8.)Q. Any Tattoos and/or Piercings? 8.) 9.)Q. Worst Habit? 9.) 10.)Q. If you saw me walking down the street would you offer me a ride? 10.) 11.)Q. What is your favorite sport? 11.) 12.)Q. Negative or Optimistic attitude? 12.) 13.)Q. What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator with me? 13.) 14.)Q. Worst thing to ever happen to you? 14.) 15.)Q. Tell me one weird fact about you: 15.) 16.)Q. Do you have any pets? 16.) 17.)Q. What if i showed up at your house unexpectedly? 17.) 18.)Q. What was your first impression of me? 18.) 19.)Q. Do you think clowns are cute or scary? 19.) 20.)Q. If you could change one thing about how you look, what would

Prologue
I awoke in complete darkness, with only the sound of little feat of mice or rats scattering across the cold hard floor I feel under my lifeless body. How I got here is a mystery even to me, even more of a mystery is who I am. From my perspective of time I feel like I might have been lying here for three or four days, but it could most likely be less. I have no memory of anything before this moment. I cannot move or even feel the sensation of anything beyond my torso. “Are you awake my childe?”, comes a whisper from above. I cannot come up with the strength to clench my teeth let alone try to speak. “I pray the rodents haven’t drove you to insanity”, no longer a whisper but rather a deep low voice, mesmerizing. I feel pressure on my chest, pressing down. “The heart still beats, I can only imagine how hungry you must be my friend.” Hungry? Yes, I have been very hungry. “I’m sorry I couldn’t have come to you sooner, but these are dangerous times and I couldn’t risk

Pixie's Left Knit Life
Okay, well I'm not very political or anything, but I figured what the hell, lets start this out good. So here goes, here's my big political statement of the year. Kevorkian is out of jail....How cool is that? There I did it! I said it and fulfilled my duty. Should I run for president now? lol On another note (non political - I hope) I probably should start this off with a introduction, but I'm thinking I won't. How boring would that be.. To satisfy all you "intro people" though I will give you this: Loads of kids, loads of companion pets, from Alaska, I've lived in Michigan, now live in South Carolina, was married once, been in a long term relationship for 10 years, going to college full time, I love knitting, reading, camping, fishing, and hockey. Oh, yea, and few things I won't mention here *w* Well that's that. Oh, and I have 3 tats. Pixie

Strangers Once
A stranger you were once. Then, with a gentle look you took my hand. As our lives engaged, you lit my life and I held both your hands. Now that decades have passed, ours souls have indeed become one. How fortunate we are that we have found the love so true that everyone dreams about.

Stupid Thing
i don't know whether it's another pms of mine but damn am i being super SENSITIVE or was it i am under treamendous stress. i hate almost everything about myself now and i don't know why. WTF with my father, why does he have to bring every little damn thing home for me to do. i can't even finish the stupid job. why can't he bring accurate information home. was it because he pay me i got to do this shit. i feel like shouting on top my lung now. i feel like asking him to do my thing and get me y am i getting tension all the time. babies crying, mom screaming, my fucking sister complaining no car for tuition, no money, my mother complain no money. why do i need to hear all this?? my aunt complaining about us not making money. wtf am my father doing! Fucking father doing fucking thing. can't even understand the importance of document accuracy. i feel like shit. i feel like i just want to die. i just want to commit suicide. was it all about life?? i wonder. some are destiny to be happy an

Timeline Of Pain And Sorrow
This is a timeline of all the crap that I have been through in my life.(If you still want to be friends with me after reading this then I will know that you are a friend worth keeping) --When I was born I almost died and so did my mom. I was also born with a defect in my stomach that had to be repaired. --When I was six months old I was diagnosed with a deadly disease known as spinal meningitis and it was caught just in time to save my life. --When I was 1 and a half I had to have surgery done on my ears to put tubes in them. --When I was 9 years old I was raped three times and my trust in men was destroyed. --When I was 10, my parents separated and my mom decided that she cared more about her new boyfriend than she did about her kids. --At age 11 I gradually started losing the hearing in my right ear. --At age 13 I was sexually molested by my friends step-dad for 3 months. My parents divorce became final. --At age 15 I lost all but a sliver of my hearing in my right ear. --

Quizz's N Tests
Extraverted iNtuitive Feeling Perceiving by Marina Margaret Heiss Profile: ENFP Revision: 3.0 Date of Revision: 25 Feb 2005 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [The following comes partially from the archetype, but mostly from my own dealings with ENFPs.] General: ENFPs are both "idea"-people and "people"-people, who see everyone and everything as part of an often bizarre cosmic whole. They want to both help (at least, their own definition of "help") and be liked and admired by other people, on bo th an individual and a humanitarian level. They are interested in new ideas on principle, but ultimately discard most of them for one reason or another. Social/Personal Relationships: ENFPs have a great deal of zany charm, which can ingratiate them to the more stodgy types in spite of their unconventionality. They are outgoing, fun, and genuinely like people. As SOs/mates they are warm, affectionate (l ots of PDA), and discon

Summertime Fun!
Another reason that I am gonna be MIA is in the summertime we have what they call "Sea Fair" Its a long summertime celebrations from alot of cities and runs from the end of June til the first weekend in August. My family has been going to them since I was a little kid. There for my time online will be scarce til after the first week in August. I will try and post when I am able say hello to you all when I am able. Hope everyone has a great summer. I am off for now. I will check in when I can Take care! Denise aka Army Mom

The Meaning Of The Flag Draped Coffin
Meaning of Flag Draped Coffin All Americans should be given this lesson. Those who think that America is an arrogant nation should really reconsider that thought. Our founding fathers used GOD's word and teachings to establish our Great Nation and I think it's high time Americans get re-educated about this Nation's history. Pass it along and be proud of the country we live in and even more proud of those who serve to protect our "GOD GIVEN" rights and freedoms. I hope you take the time to read this..... To understand what the flag draped coffin really means..... Here is how to understand the flag that laid upon it and is surrendered to so many widows and widowers. Do you know that at military funerals, the 21-gun salute stands for the sum of the numbers in the year 1776? Have you ever noticed the honor guard pays meticulous attention to correctly folding the United States of America Flag 13 times? You probably thought it was to symbolize the original 13 colonies, but we lea

Ten Thoughts To Ponders For 2007
Ten Thoughts to Ponder for 2007 Number 10 Life is sexually transmitted. Number 9 Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die. Number 8 Men have two emotions: Hungry & Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich. Number 7 Give a person a fish & you feed him for a day; teach a person to use the Internet & he won't bother you for weeks. Number 6 Some people are like a Slinky.......... not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs. Number 5 Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing. Number 4 All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism. Number 3 Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars and a substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents? Number 2 In the 60s, people took acid to make the world weird. Now The world is weird and people take

Uuuuuuuuummm? Read!!!!
well im Jux TRYIN 2 BUILD MY LEVEL AND SHYT YALL SO ANY HELP WOULD BE GREAT JUX COMMENT ME PIC COMMENTS ANY THING RATEINGS ALL THAT GOOD SHYT U KNOE AND ILL BE SURE 2 SHOW U GUYZ THA SAME SHYT WELL THANX L8ERZ

Ok Contest
ok im hopeing i have this right... this is her link rate,fan,add to comment the shit out of me lol ooh i was told if i dont win... well forget wat i was told lol *SEXYGIRLBLONDE* OWNER OF *THE DYNASTY CLUB*@ fubar ok i hope this all works but i think this is it and NO cheating...of course we have no cheaters as my friends lol thanks tongue

Djjoka
so started this bullshit with freak a tha dark temtations lounge, its a comody hour or five it kinda depends on how tired every one is. we have a request line, a live on air deal so we can talk to our listiners live on air and if you want to leave any questions or comments feel free to do so. nothing is off limmits. we also ask for topics from our listing audence. so its pretty funny if u got a sick twisted sence of humor or just want to hear two people rant about random shit. COME CHECK US UOT! DETAILS ABOUT THA CALL IN SHIT WILL B ON OUR SHOW!!!! MMFCL!

Collection Agencies
I am so pissed off. My grandmother passed away this past June & she had some hospital bills from her stay. She died in the hospital. Now the collection agency keeps calling to ask "her family" to pay the bill. I don't get it, it's not like she has to worry about having bad credit, and the hospital didn't save her and send her home. They couldn't help her and she died, and now they want to get paid for it. That is such b/s. How do they have the nerve to ask for money from someone who is deceased!!

The Waiting
It is a long Friday at work and all Monique can think about is going home. She hops into her Mustang, revs the engine and tears out burning rubber while she chuckles. There is just something about getting on that pony. Low growl, 5 speed, and fast. All the way home she thinks about Jeff. She just can't wait to see him. It has been a long day.... She gets home, starts a hot bath, fixes herself a drink and gets undressed. Sitting on the side of the tub while it is filling up she starts her fantasy of thoughts about what she wants to do to her man when he gets home. Will she meet him at the door waiting to rip his clothes off or wait in the room?...she can't decide. Slowly she slips into the tub. It is nice and relaxing for her after such a stressful day at work. Sipping her drink, she drifts off again thinking about the rest of the evening. Her eyes are closed and the adrenaline starts pumping....pulsating through her body. She starts feeling very excited thinking abo

You Know You're From Michigan When...
1. You've never met any celebrities. 2. "Vacation" means going to Cedar Point. 3. At least 1 member of your family disowns you the week of the Michigan/Michigan State game. 4. Half the change in your pocket is Canadian 5. You drive 86 mph on the highway and pass on the right. 6. Your idea of a traffic jam is 40 cars waiting to pass an orange barrel. 7. You know how to play (and pronounce) Euchre. 8. It's easy to get VERNORS Ginger Ale, Sanders Hot Fudge sauce and Faygo Pop. 9. You know how to pronounce "Mackinac." (Mack-in-aw) 10. You've had to switch on the "heat" and the "A/C" in the same day. 11. You bake with SODA and drink a POP. 12. The movie "Escanaba in Da Moonlight" wasn't funny. You consider it a documentary. 13. Your little league game was snowed out. 14. The word "thumb" has geographical meaning, rather than anatomical significance. 15. You show people where you grew up by pointing to a spot on the back of your left hand. 16. Tr

Love Frequency
FREE! 3 MP3 Casanova Night Musical songs 3 MP3 lilDevil ringtones 3 backgrounds DOWNLOAD NOW HERE! FREE! lilDevil Pill with Love Frequency now being distributed around the world! Love is Good for Everybody! DON'T SLEEP! TRY IT TONIGHT! Now, for the first time ever, the Love Frequency is being released to the public in the form of the Casanova Night Musical songs: lilDevil, Reach Up to Heaven and Only One Secret. The effect of the patented Love Frequency is to remove inhibition and allow a person's basic instincts to come forth. How do you use it? Step 1: Download the three songs for FREE from the first ever adult-oriented musical, the Casanova Night Musical. Step 2: Listen to the songs a few times Step 3: Download the songs and ringtones to your mobile Step 4: Select the song that you like the most Step 5: Set the selected song as the default ringtone on your mobile phone Step 6: Go out, party all night and get into the groove! DON'T SLEEP!

Empathy--- What Is It???
Empathy - what is it? 1. Empathy is the ability to recognize, understand and read the emotion of another person. A simple way of describing this would be to say you put yourself in anothers' shoes. You are literally doing this and in turn it could be said that you are resonating with the other person. Some people can do this voluntarily and others do it accidentally. The process involves the ability to read in others, the energy and subtle differences in frequency associated with the range of human thought and emotion. Most people don't understand how this process works but when it comes to helping others it's enough to just recognise you have a gift and that you are sensitive to others. 2. Empaths often have telepathic ability which means that your ability to 'read' is enhanced. Some empaths have a deep sense of 'knowing' which further enhances their ability to read another person. This is very useful because people are complex and often display a persona over many layers of

Saying What?
How kan u make a diffrence in tha world is there any one really nice out there? kan one person make a real diffrence? well i think it's true but u have to work so fucken hard to make a diffrenc it crazy!! But i guess in tha end it's all good! has any one change a person's life in there life time? Mine was this little gurl who lived with her mother of course she was a single mother with low income but it's seem's so tha norm now a day's. Well anyway's this child of 13 was sitting on the steps of this buildig looking so lost and sad!!! so i walked up and said hey what's going on why u out so late? so She answer's me i'm trying to stay away from home cuz mother is out parting and my sis at her friends and i'm by myself! And me i'm like woh!! mean!while i'm kinda buzzed from going out with some friends, so said have u eaten she's like no.NO nothing to eat at home and i rather starve so i was like why don't u wanna eat? she like wanna starve cuz no one care's and i thought what? Cu

If Its Not Long Enough
FFS...if 7-8 months wasn't long enough to wait before i travelled, i have just found out i most likely have to wait another year and a bit. Fuck the government, fuck corrections.. If it wasn't for my stupid fuckin ex i wouldn't be in this situation.. Sure i can put an application in to travel abroad but its highly unlikely they (corrections) will allow it.. Could i handle more disappointments? I think not.. then on the other hand it will be worth the effort if they do approve it.. what a head fuck...the shit i have to go through..

Would You ???
REPLY IN A PRIVATE MESSAGE. DONT BE AFRAID. YOU NEVER KNOW WHO WILL REPLY OR WHAT ANSWERS THEY WILL GIVE. LET THE FUN BEGIN........ Your Name: Age: Favorite position: 1. Do you think I'm cute?. 2. Would you have sex with me? 3. lights on or off? 4. Would you have to be drunk? 5.Would you take a shower with me? 6.Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 7.Would you leave after or stay the night? 8.Do you like cuddling afterwards? 9.Condom or skin? 10. Have sex on the first date? 11.Would you kiss me during sex? 12.Do you think I would be good in bed? 13. Would you use me as a booty call? 14.Can I use you as a booty call? 15.Can we take pictures of the act? 16.How long would we have sex? 17.Would you tell your friends about me? 18.Would you want me for a b/f , g/f or friend? 19.Will you post this so I can fill it out for you?

Help A Girl Out!!
A while back, I joined Tupperware. This was to help take some of the pressure off our "normal" income, due to a surgery and meds needed by our middle child. They weren't covered by insurance-and still aren't. The problem is, I haven't sold enough and my account will be deactivated soon!!! Now isn't exactly the best time for that. Right before Christmas, is hard enough, under normal circumstances. So if you wouldn't mind, could you take a look around, see what we've got(lots of great deals right now!!) and maybe place an order? Every little bit helps. But as of right now I need to sell $182.56 in less than two weeks time!!! Can you help me do that? Maybe get a little bit of your Christmas shopping done early? We've even added some NEW toys, for those with children. If you can't order, perhaps you know someone who can. If so, please, please, pass on this link.Thanks so much for stopping by. Please pass this blog, or link on to all you know. http://my.tupperware.com/ShMills Tha

Finally Did It
i finally broke up with scott. i'm not bitter about it im never going to let someone control mylife again. we been fighting for a while .we break up and get back together. a good friend of mine opened my eyes . told me the way he treating me is wrong and i shouldn't have to deal with it. and he right i shouldnt have to deal with it he lied to me and now he has some other bimbo . her pic is all over his vampirerave page and im not upset . let someone else deal with his over protect of ways his lying ways. his cheating ways im done with him im going to be staying single for a while . im not jumping in to anything with no 1 for a while .

Dallas/wash Game Dec 30th
Well the annual I go to the Dallas/wash game in DC is on again. Seats this year are on the field right behind the Dallas bench which is cool for me cause they are the best seats in the house for me. I will be taking somemore crazy pictures as I did last year but I want more then anything to win this year. Last year sucked and we lost on a damn fluke play at the end of reg. Me and my brother will be there again so when they show some shots of the Dallas bench take a look behind them cause thats where me and my bro will be. GO COWBOYS Will

When Girls Drink Too Much...
1. We have absolutely no idea where our purse is. 2. We believe that dancing with our arms overhead and wiggling our butt while yelling "woohoo" is truly the sexiest dance move around. 3. We've suddenly decided that we want to kick someone's ass and honestly believe we could do it too. 4. In our last bathroom visit, we realize that we now look more homeless than the goddess we were just four hours ago. 5. We start crying and telling everyone we see that we love them sooooo much. 6. We get extremely excited and jump up and down every time a new song plays because "oh my god! I love this song" 7. We've found a deeper/spiritual side to the geek sitting next to us. 8. We've suddenly taken up smoking and become really good at it. 9, We yell at the bartender, who we believe cheated us by giving us just lemonade but that's just because we can no longer taste the gin. 10. We think we are in bed, but the pillow feels strangely like the kitchen floor (or the mop?)

Some Of My Favorite Lyrics Or Quotes
A Native American Prayer Great Spirit who I am a part of, My heart cries out for guidance, My soul has forgotten the I am of the all; from which I came. Great Spirit of oneness, help me to return, Return to my heart where all answers dwell, Help me to see humanity as my brothers and sisters. Help me remove separation, Help me remove guilt and shame, Help me find that peace deep inside. And Great Spirit of Love, Show me the illusions that which I see and think to be real, Help me find myself again So I may serve. These are words from a CD that a very dear friend made for me. I do not know who does it, but I think the words are beautiful.If you know who these words are by please post a comment and tell me I would love to give credit where it is deserved.

Prayers
Dear friends and family, Prayers needs right away We have a real close friend Michelle, who’s daughter Alyssa a 2yr old beautiful little angel was severely burnt in a house fire The baby was trapped in her bedroom when a volunteer firefighter found her She was found lying on a bed in a smoke-filled room, "badly burned, but still breathing.” What we know right now is that it does not look good for Alyssa she is so badly burnt Please I ask of you to keep Alyssa her mommy and the rest of her family in your prayers Click here to go to the Charleston Daily News Artical

Mspiggy
Hi 2 all my firends out there and i am happy that can say that, and i do have some true firends but some can't say that and i am bless 2 have them but most of all i am have and bless that i have a family that love me so much and i love very much and i will always be there for them. so still sweet and much love xoxoxo

Our Passionate Embrace
On a cold winter's night Snuggled closed and tight Enjoying the feel and warmth of your skin next to mine We lay there on the couch Held in each others arms Covered under a thick blanket Watching the glow of the fire Laying in your strong arms A smile crosses over my lips As I look into your smiling face Knowing that this is Bliss for us both Closing my eyes still smiling I let out a sigh of pure happiness As I get more comfortable And rest my head on your chest As I feel your arms tighten I snuggle more closely to you As I pull the blanket closer Enjoying the feel of your skin Under the blankets we will go To explore and enjoy each other As the night hours grow older And the blazing fire dies to mere embers Slowly our hands have roamed To explore each and every inch Of the soft and warm skin That is the outer being of each other In the middle of the night Underneath the quilted blanket Our lips touch ever so slightly As our skins melt into

The Thread Of Life
It's nice when you got someone who love you, care bout you.. They make you feel this world is so colorful.. But once they gone, it broke your heart to pieces.. Here I'll share my story.. I used to be a isolated one, not hanging out much, always keep all my problems for myself.. Until she came.. She keep on forcing me to be more open, although I scold her, tease her, she keep on trying.. I don't know when, finally I lost.. I keep on becoming closed to her.. That time I felt it's not too bad to have someone with us.. That time, it feels like heaven for me.. Until one day, when we're so closed.. she suddenly stop talking to me, she keep on ignoring me.. When I ask her why.. She simply answered.. She's now with other guy, who she just know.. That day.. All I believe on cave in.. Since that day, my life have lost it's light.. Until now, sometimes I feel sad thinking about it..

Omg He Annoys The Crap Out Of Me!
Why do I let him get to me? I know it sounds stupid but he constantly does little things that just drive me up the wall. They really are little things and if I list them then it will seem like I'm being ridiculous and maybe individually they aren't that bad but all together ALL THE TIME totally gets on my nerves. Alright I'm done ranting now.

Lil Something
IF YALL WOULD WILL EVERYONE GO AND RATE THIS PIC FOR A LOVELY FRIEND EVEN THO ITS NSFW AND U DONT GET POINTS IT ALSO WOULD BE GREAT IF YOU WILL LEAVE A COMMENT OR 2 FOR HER I WILL RETURN THE FAVOR IF U EVER NEED IT I GOT YOUR BACK !

Im Here For You!
Hey all i know sometimes life can get us down and sometimes life is such a drag but know im always here if you need someone to talk to or just someone to listen and if im not online leave me a msg and i'll get in contact with you asap.... I have an ear to listen with...you just have to choose to use it.

Dumb Mumms
Whipped --Owner... (Depressed) F, 21 Canada Puppy created @ 2008-02-16 17:11:43 -- expires in: 23 hr [EVERYONE] This MUMM was posted by a fubarian--it has to be the most incoherent illiterate piece of non-writing I have ever encountered!!!! Puppy Ok So if you bought a puppy from a breeder that bred dogs for like 15 years and the person that bought the dog leg breakes from jumping off a futon! and they let it outside to go down the stairs with a cast on its leg and It brakes its other leg. And they call the humane Society on them saying they never fed the puppy enough malnutrition ... saying it was the breeders fault the dog's legs broke because of this... What do you think the breeders fault or the new owners fault? And so you know i know the breeder and she does take good care of her dogs. I just wanna know If you guys agree. 17 votes 87 views 10 comments Breeders Fault ** OR ** New owners Fault

The Mystery Of Mervin
The place to write shit down. So, do I just tell you what I'm really thinking? The fact or the fantasy? You pick it, believe it or not. Swervin Mervin was born in the backwoods in the mid fifty's. "Swervin" got his nickname while riding bicycles around the trails as a child. He could drive anything. He could have been a champion. His love of the ladies and his taste for the night life turned his path away from the big time. Not much more than a small track clown, He could still race and win sometimes. Always riding his motorcycle around the pits and talking to everyone. If he couldn't get in the race he would hire out to do motorcycle stunts. Always on or near the track, he always found work doing the bike stunts. He always had one special lady at each track. Some say they had him... ya know, like he's gigolo or something. In the days to come "The Mystery of Mervin" will continue. Geraldo Rivera wrote a tell all book naming names. Maybe I should writ

To Beautiful, She Knows Who She Is
You hide your parts like pieces of a puzzle. Never letting anyone see the Real You, not all together. Insecure and worried that others may find the picture ugly or imperfect. But I look at each piece individualy,and each is a work of art. Not one of them a sign of ugliness or shame. Only beauty can I see. I've tried putting them together, but in futility, realized just how unimportant that is. So, I return to appreciate each piece in itself, until the day I may be blessed and see "You".

Images For St.patricks
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Gettin The Hang Of This!
So let see I am new to the world of Fubar a friend of mine gave me this site and told me to start using it! So here I am! Let see a lil about me I am 25 years old.. I just moved back home to Upstate NY. I have been living the past 2 years of my life in what I call Paradise... (Florida) It was the best time of my life and i loved it every day! But The guy I was seeing the past 2 years went a lil crazy... well not a lil a lot crazy... I thought I could handle it but it just kept getting worse and worse... So it was basically get out alive or stay and end up dead. So I left! Im havin a hard time adjusting being back in NY... Most of my friends are married with kids and here I am single and ready to mingle!! I have some extra pounds and I love the way I look... People have put me down my whole life and recently I have learned that I dont care what they think its what I think that matters! I am currently looking for jobs which seems to be so hard these days and I spend a lot of time online.

My 1st Year Anniversary On This Site
> Today 3rd April 2008 I have been on this site for one whole year. I have met some great new friends on here. I have had good times & I have had bad times. I have also met the most wonderful man in the world on here. I know that if it was not for him I would not be where I am now. Love you so much Paul, you are my world baby. Please stop by his page & Rate/Fan & Add him, hes a great friend to have. paul owner and fu husband of pinklady the orginal X ps no salute no add and no fakes@ fubar You may be asking yourself why this well I will tell you, as a gift from me to you I have two picture folders Fairies & Teddies both with a 100 pics in, now for the good bit if you rate one folder 10 or 11 I will give you 2000 fubucks, Rate & Comment i will give you 5000 fubucks plus a bling, Rate & Comment on both folders i will give you the top bling plus your fubucks. This can only be done when its happy hour, I will be running this for 1 week only it will

Heartistic Soul's Stuff
SPANK TULSA'S ANGEL NOW....READ BELOW FOR DETAILS: For complete game information, please view my blog :) WOOT! I GOT MY FIRST SPANKING! 20 of them! I got spanked 20 more times! :D Keep those spanking coming! I LOVE them! Brought to you by... Heartistic Soul@ fubar Reposts are appreciated! (repost of original by 'Heartistic Soul' on '2008-04-05 16:08:04')

Yep Thats Right
one should never judge a book by its cover nor a person by there profile. plz dont be a hater down rater lol remember your ip adress is connected to a physical address lol lmao muwahhhaaahhaaa. peace :)

Touch Me
Touch Me There... You're always there, in my dreams, and I'm wonderfully weak, savoring each of your moist kisses. My desire only heightens as your lips press against every inch of my flesh... except for that one spot, which I won't tell you about now. And I only ask that you'll touch me there later.

Reaching Out
have you ever had those days and moments at night...where u can close your eyes and u can feel anothers presense??? you can smell them you can feel them you can taste them and when u close your eyes u feel safe and warm but when u wake in the morning u feel that emptiness just on the edge of your conscious??? clawing at u again reminding how alone you really are in the physical world??? i am tired of fighting this demon, and letting him win

The Chin And Quinn To Win!!
Attention Cleveland Browns' fans!! This is a petition to sign to get a new head coach in place. I doubt the organization will take this seriously, but what's the worst that can happen...another season like this year? http://www.petitiononline.com/Cowher09/petition.html

Not Much Of A Blogger
let's see i watch tv, movies, & some cartoons(still like some cartoons) i play video games i own a xbox 360(my gamertag is mouseman007) & i also own a NDS & on the NDS i like the yu-gi-oh card games for one reason it's a lot easier than magic:the gathering :) i collect the cards for the passwords on the cards that can be used in the game, i collect comics like the digital comics more need more external hard drives to collect more digital comics :D well that's all i can think of :) & see i did say i'm not much of a blogger :)

Master In The Bdsm Life Style
Hello I am a Master in the bdsm life style who is looking to meet a female 21-43 that knows what bdsm life style is about and who is a slave and knows what it means to be a slave in the bdsm life style. If you are looking to play games rather it's on here or in person then you need to look else where thank you.

The Hideout
My day starts at 7:40am and ends the following day at 3am on average. I roll on into work from a mile away where I live at 9am. I am my own boss in my own biz as I have been going on 8 years. After the bay doors are open and the lights and PC are on, I'm changing out my sandals for a pair of Redwings to walk across the shop to the tool box to "get that head right". Only one appointment today and it'll be a case of 20 minutes work and 5 minutes of jaw-slappin for 60 bones, cash. Butch is slated to pick up his car cover for the Jag and the SL1 fluid he needs for his leakyass POS. I've just knocked the cherry off this fag and it's burning through the office carpet next to the other four thousand bomb craters. ANOTHER interesting day...

My Feelings
My heart depleats I see within. The you I see is the one I love I wish to hold you in My arms and kiss your lips I dream of you every night and in my dreams we are as one. Two people who's life has been foretold in the stars I wish for love that comes From you to me to have and hold for all time Say you will be mine for all the days, We are as one to feel love that is pure and ture. I will always be with you here on earth and in the heavens I love you so much I'll be the man in your life that you always what and need I love you so much This I promise you I will always be ture to you my sweet angel.

If You Dont Like It Get On
When I go on here to rate people just for fun to get points. Its what I think and prefer to like. The people that I rate get all mad and butt hurt that they didnt get a ten not my problem you dont post a pic of you and something else or whatever. Its peoples opinions and that shouldnt matter to anyone unless it hurts your feelings grow the fuck up and be an adult about it, this isnt high school anymore.

My First Blog.. Survey Thingy
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Goodbye For A While
Well ladies and gents its Thursday night and times ticking I am moving from New York to Fl on Monday Iv know this for a few months now and I have been cool with it. As I sit here typing this the butterflies are going a mile a min and its still 4 days away. Its just me and my son driving down there my family is here in NY but I need a better life for me and my son I have friends there to help me out. I dont have a job yet yeahhhhh I know but God is with me 100%. I am going to miss my friends here in NY and online soooooooooooooooo much I dont know when I will be online again. My body shakes knowing that I am leaving everyone behind but this is something I need to do for myself. I will be thinking of you guys all the time you all have ways to contact me it might just be a bit before I get back to everyone. I am just a bout all packed just for a few odds and ends I got to get together. I know it hurts some of you guys but you have no idea how I feel and how I hurt to leave or how I hurt

Great Day!!!
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Help Fight Child Abuse !!!!!
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What To Do
Well, I went to check my mail today and there was an email in there from a girl that I thought was my friend and she was yelling at me about how I dont decerve my kids and that Im a bad mom and that I have no right telling her that she doesnt think about anyone but herself cuz she is taking her daughter away from her family and moving to Purta Rico and I didnt think it was right and I let her know about it. Its kinda been bothering me that she said all that stuff and being pregnant I cant really do anything plus I am trying to be the better person outta all this. What should I do? Forget about it? Talk to her about it? HELP ME!!

My Plans
Hey everyone just wanted to put out there were im at and my plans. I was heading to cali but not anymore I have more important things to help with. Im in Ada, OK on the 16th im heading to Denver, CO I dont really plan on staying there too long just long enough to get some food for the road and smokes then im heading up toward twin falls ID.

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The Heart And The Pen
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Downraters
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