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Living Without You
SO I THOUGHT FOR 3 YRS I WANTED THAT ONE THING WITH HIM SO BAD AND NOW THAT I FIND OUT I DO HAVE IT IS IT BAD I DONT WANT IT ANYMORE???? HE LEFT ME FOR A NASTY FAT MEXICAN WHORE WHO HAS A REP FOR HER MANY MEN AND WOMEN I GAVE HIM EVERYTHING I HD INCLUDING OVER 2 GRAND IN 6 MONTHS WHY DO I DESERVE THIS? I can't find your face in a thousand masqueraders You're hidden in the colors of a million other lost charaders In life's big parade I'm the loneliest spectator Cuz you're gone without a trace in a sea of faceless imitators I can't take another night Burning inside this Hell is living without your love Ain't nothing without your Touch me Heaven would be like hell Is living without you Nights get longer and colder I'm down begging to hold ya On my own and I feel like hell Is living without you Nights get longer and colder I'm down begging to hold ya On my own and I feel like hell Is living without you Cancelled compasion This our ignorance Light everlas
The Blue Moon Dj's
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Tagged By Clowns/tawnya
Threesomes Share Now, here's what you're supposed to do...and please do not spoil the fun. Start a new note, delete my answers and put in your own. Tag your friends and tell them to tag you. The theory is that you will learn a lot of little known things about each other. Three Names I go by 1. Vicki 2. Vic 3. Idaho Three Jobs I have had in my life 1. Dispatcher 2. Truck Driver 3. Delivery driver Three Places I have lived 1. California 2. Idaho 3. Washington Three TV Shows that I watch 1. Biggest Loser 2. Sober Living House 3. Survivor Three places I have been 1. All over US 2. Mexico 3. Hell Three people that e-mail me regularly 1. Mom 2. Dad (porn Jokes) 3. spam Three of my favorite foods 1. Mexican 2. american 3. chinese Three things I would like to do 1. get married 2. travel to New Zealand 3. Vegas Vegas Vegas Three friends I think will respond 1. ? 2. ? 3. surprise me Things I am looking forward to 1. more vacation 2. m
Well Done
WELL DONE! CONGRATULATIONS TO ALL THE KIDS WHO WERE BORN IN THE 1940's, 50's, 60's 70's First, we survived being born to mothers who smoked and/or drank while they carried us. They took aspirin, ate blue cheese dressing, tuna from a tin, and didn't get tested for diabetes. Then after that trauma, our baby cots were covered with bright coloured lead-based paints. We had no childproof lids on medicine bottles, doors or cabinets and when we rode our bikes, we had no helmets, not to mention, the risks we took hitchhiking. As children, we would ride in cars with no seat belts or air bags. Riding in the back of a van - loose - was always exciting and great fun. We drank water from the garden hose or tap and NOT from a bottle. We shared one soft drink with four friends, from one bottle or can and NO ONE actually died from this. We ate cakes, white bread and real butter and drank cordial with sugar in it, but we weren't overweight because......
Random
I'm selfish, impatient, and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control, and at times hard to handle, but, if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best!Marilyn Monroe I knew i liked her for a reason
Sometimes I Feel Like I'm Just Too Hot For Average Society
Okay....So, I'm just comming straight out with it, no ties, no BS. Yes I do and I think there are many reasons why it should be legal, not looked badly upon, and definitely embraced by the American people. Number one it's not your body. So, who are you to sit there and nod your head and agree that someone shouldn't have the right to sell themselves when there are bitches getting paid to do porn flicks?? Why, when the only difference is that one girl is on film, being merchandised, or better yet PIMPED out of her money, while the other girl behind closed doors gets full-pay with no splits if she's smart about her business. Number two....Who are you to tell them they are immorally wrong, isn't that a biased opinion?? If we are all free, they why do we make a opinion a law  now?? this is why, because they cannot tax it and they get mad when a little young hottie such as myself makes dividends based on looks alone...But hell,  why don't you senators legalize it so we can have our priva
Wise Boy
hi every body try to utlise eah second in your life for some thing good malife cool ,nice and lovly.ke your
Deleting Friends & Fans
WHY WANT TO BE COME FRIENDS AND YOU DON'T EVEN STOP BY  THAS A WASTE OF SPACE IM REMOVING ALOT YOU JUST THERE FOR SHOWCASE IM NOT YOUR STOOL  SO I HOPE ALOT YOU READ BLOGS I AM REMOVING ALOT OF YOU I ONLY WANT REAL FRIENDS  SOME FAKE WOMEN AND SOME FAKE MEN ON HERE SO SAD BUT IF I ERASE YOU I WILL NOT ADD YOU BACK
Mugwump
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My Pictures
Hello,   About my pictures, I have deleted all my nude folders.. they are gone.. and for those that were only interested in me for them, you can take me off your lists now.. :( I am not stupid, I know most ...90% of you just come to my page for them. And that hurts, so I took them all down. They will never be put up again. If my face pictures aren't good enough for any comment or any rate.. or even a hello in the shoutbox.. there is nothing I can do about it.. i know I am not like the top Fubarian women here..I am am just plain and ordinary. Nothing flashy about me at all.. and now that my nudes are gone.. I faced the facts that most of you will leave me now. I am used to rejection. From now on, I will be just posting pictures clothed and of my face. My REAL friends.. be it just a handful I hope will understand.. they know ME.. not the girl in the pictures trying to show her body for attention. I feel like i lost some of their respect when i posted them back up here in the first plac
My Friend
How very, very true this little picture is………    I may not be the most important person in your LIFE. I just hope that when you hear my name you smile and say THAT ' S MY FRIEND!
Austin36
god aint life great just have way to much to do havent met the woman of my life yet taking a lokk around and I just feel better in a way of being single too but it can suck sometimes
How To Pee Politely
During one of her daily classes a teacher trying to teach Good manners, asked her students the following question: 'Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, How would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?' Michael said, 'Just a minute, I have to go pee.' The teacher responded by saying, 'That would be rude and impolite. What about you Peter, how would you say it?' Peter said, 'I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom. I'll be right back.' 'That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the dinner table. And you, little Johnny, can you use your brain for once and show us your good manners?' 'I would say: Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope you'll get to meet after dinner.' THE TEACHER FAINTED..... .......
Eight Gifts
Below are eight gifts that don't cost a cent to give.   1) THE GIFT OF LISTENING... But you must REALLY listen. No interrupting, no daydreaming, no planning your response. Just listening.   2) THE GIFT OF AFFECTION... Be generous with appropriate hugs, kisses, pats on the back and handholds. Let these small actions demonstrate the love you have for family and friends.   3) THE GIFT OF LAUGHTER... Funny pictures.  Share articles, funny stories and funny greetings.  Your gift will say, "I love to laugh with you."   4) THE GIFT OF A WRITTEN NOTE... It can be a simple "Thanks for the help" note or a full sonnet. A brief, handwritten note may be remembered for a lifetime, and may even change a life.   5) THE GIFT OF A COMPLIMENT... A simple and sincere, "You look great in red," "You did a super job" or "That was a wonderful meal" can make someone's
I Quit
Taking a deep breath,fighting back the tears,determined never to let you seethe pain and tears you've made me cryas I walk away with pride.Keep my head highand act like nothing is wrong,I'll never give you the pleasureof knowing how much you hurt mePut on a mask againof perfect cool emotionlessness,the reason behind the nameof the heartless Ice Queen,shutting the doors of my heart.Building up walls that I let you through,you blew the only chance I give,take a step back emotionallyand re-evaluate my opinionand the situation I thought that I was in.I cared for you deeply,as a wonderful friendand someone I actually trustednow I see that I was wrong againwhen it came to judging a person.You say I'm being stupidand that you hope I wake up somedaybut thats ok with meit's you that is being stupidbecause you only see a tiny world.I gave you more chances than one,why I have no idea,and you threw them all in my face,I quit, I'm done, I give upyou're not worth the pain I'm putting myself through.
An Awakening
An Awakening - When in the midst of all your fears and insanity you stop dead in your tracks and somewhere the voice inside your head cried out- ENOUGH! Enough of the fighting and crying or struggling to hold on, and like a child quieting down after a blind tantrum, your sobs begin to subside, you shudder once or twice, you blink back your tears and through a mantle of wet lashes you begin to look at the world through new eyes. This is your awakening. You realize that its time to stop hoping and waiting for something to change or for happiness, safety and security to come galloping over the next horizon. You come to terms with the fact that he is not Prince Charming and you are not Cinderella and that in the real world there aren’t always fairy tale endings (or beginnings for that matter) and the guarantee of “happily ever after” must begin with you and in the process of a sense of serenity is born acceptance. You awaken to the fact that you are not perfect and tha
Musings
I thought about the possibility of getting a pre paid credit card as I was bothered by the risks of ordinary credit cards (risk of debt, fraud etc), so i decided to investigate what they are, what's required etc. what I discovered is that they're like a cash cow for whoever provided the card to you; on a pre paid credit card you get charged for adding money to the card and a whole raft of other charges that you could never dream of paying on an ordinary credit card, which leaves me wondering, who wants these cards? they seem like a nice way to throw money into someone else's pockets!  Normal credit cards might give you debt and risk of credit card fraud but there needs to be a better solution than charging people just to spend their own money. 
Straight From Satan Himself
Headaches, migraines, stress headaches, or tension headaches are straight from Satan himself. Yesterday was such a good day! It was nice outside, it was Friday, I was looking forward to eating Mexican food, and I was for all purposes headache free. BAM!!!!! 1:30am this morning and the pain wakes me up like an ice pick in the ear. I got up took a Fioricet and a shot of my Stadol nose spray to hopefully cut the headache off before it got super bad.......mission failed. The river dancing midgets have returned and have learned a new dance. Yes I'm whining because I never whine about my headaches. I usually curl up and let them run their course but I'm tired of having a headache EVERY day. I'm tired of being afraid to go places because a headache may hit and I end up in the bed for days. FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK HEADACHES!!!!!! Now back to your regularly scheduled boring ass mumms.
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Just A Thought....
So i am in class wondering....   why does the truth get scarred more than a lie? is it because the lie feed the need of the people at the time and the truth is just that? the truth brings to light the ugliness of the person that is the accused or the gulity...and the lie is the feel good numbing drug that decieves the masses... maybe its  me...i dont know....just a thought, i will build on this later we speak a whole different slang/ but it amounts to the same thang/ your feelings be hurt and the guns going bang/ you a bitch in real life/ probally some dudes prison wife/ stop acting like a girl/ take off your dress this is the world/ stop acting all feminine/ unless you wanna wear pumps and that dress again/ you making shyt a mess again/ man the fuck up! and thats all i got for this one, maybe when i think of some more i will add to it....lol   So i was thinking, what the hell am i on fu? Like seriously why am i on fu...i have nothing in common with like 99.7% of the people on
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It'll Never Be The Same
How did that get there? great, got a bruise on my knee. Never been graceful at all, tripping over my own feet. Slammed my own hand, in my damn car door in-fact. Is this even possible? Who the Hell does that? My daughter is following in my footsteps, it seems. Never pays attention, always falling over things. Goodness, I'm a menace, and she shares my name. Two of me in this world. It'll never be the same.
Keep Them Thangs Closed
Some of the people on this site, really crack me up. Flashing their shit around, uhhh yuck! If you're gonna show some skin, do it with class. No one wants to see, your cottage cheese ass. Women act like their in heat, basically humping your leg. Men resort to promises, then next they beg. Flashing their penis, in front of the screen. Like it something, we've never seen. It's sick, twisted, not to mention gross. Sometimes I ask myself, what the hell are those. To the freaky ass men and women out there, please watch what you post. For goodness sakes pervs, keep them thangs closed.
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Your Own Worst Enemy
Your anger will eventually burn yourself out....my pain that I live with each day..is my light..it guides my path..in-order to be a great mother...a good friend...a strong survivor....it doesn't matter to me how others see me....because I am confident in the individual I have become....I am MORE than just a physical body...and anyone who can't see that..isn't truly interested in discovering the REAL me...I know I am a good mother...the only person's perception of me..is that of my daughter...altho you would have to be a fool not to see it written all over me....there will always be those people...that will try and use you for their own selfish reasons...watever they maybe....I know to be strong when faced with people like this....sometimes...I allow their words to sink in...and bring me down...it all depends on my personal emotions....who the individual is....but I always bounce back....becoming stronger than ever before...I will not change the person I am because of the ac
Primal Rears
The acid made me Crazy?   I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence or insanity to anyone, but they have always worked for me. - Hunter S. Thompson     I used to be what the majority of people would call a good person. I went to church, did the school thing, you know all those things that people find normal and acceptable. I went through the actions of daily life doing everything everyone else did, never questioning.   I began noticing, on my own, the hypocrisy of life. The shameless actionsof people, that were contrary to what they professed as their own ideals and beleifs.   When looked upon at a personal level, the world seems like it could be something. Full of promise and a sort of hope. As your sphere of awareness begins to expand, you realize there is little hope left in this world of ever increasing hopelessness. You realize that one on one relations blind you to the reality of this world. Life is one long bad experience, and you try to diguise that by putting peopl
A Real Family
My girl friend brought up an amazing blog today so I am going to copy some of it from her and add my own thing. Seems Fubar has turned into a social nightmare where people only care about credits and NSFW pictures. Dont get me wrong they are some awesome people on here, the ones in my family and a few of my friends are really cool people. Im sure they are others too. The thing is I would like to start looking for genuine people. People that would love to help you as well as others. I am not talking about credits. Credits would never be a problem if you got in the right families. I am trying to make this one of those families.  Here is my example I seen today, My g/f Stormy (Amber) was trying to help out a family member by status updating this said person needs 2 pimp outs to level. So instead of people being nice and just helping, they reply to my g/f whats in it for them. Well this really didnt set well with her and it really got me to thinking about this site and where it is headed.
Contests/events
That time of year again! Mistletoe, Christmas songs, family gatherings and a Fubar Scavenger Hunt!! Okay, so here are the rules:   RULES: You will need to gather screenshots of the following things- Foxy Christmas Fairy bling (Doesn't have to be yours, but it DOES have to be polished!) FuPony Bling (Doesn't have to be yours, but it MUST be a friend's AND polished!) Someone blowing you a kiss poke. (They have to take the screenshot and send it to you.) Holiday Dress-up Picture (This could be of you, or someone you know, but it can't be "from the Internet") Be in a lounge and have someone yell Merry Christmas or Happy New Year and buy a round of drinks. (This has to be someone else doing it, not you.) Profile of a nice holiday skin. (Yours or someone else's.) Sending or receiving a Mistletoe bling. (Share the love and receive the love!)  Combine those screenshots in to one large collage, then upload it to your folder. Copy the link into a messag
Club Karizma Lounge Rules
Welcome to Club Karizma... we have a few rules here and we hope every1 respects them..    No drama.. (take it to sb and out the lounge if u have a problem with some 1) No lounge bashing.. No disrepect to any members, staff or management.. No Promoting yourself.. no racial comments.. no link dropping..(you can ask staff first if its ok before you do) and  NO C U Next Tuesday Word   Cam Rules: all cams are open for everyone to have fun and enjoy.. (note) if ur gonna be on cam you need to be active in the lounge.. if ur gonna be afk please turn off ur cam.. PLEASE NO NUDITY OR DRUG USE.. any NUDITY on cam will result in being banned from lounge with no questions asked..  
Greedy
Another thing that has been ticking me off is I have like 1135 friends and only 207 people actually rated my profile. I think that is a little fucked up. If you feel me let me know and lets see if we can do something about it. I am not the blogging type of person,, One thing that has been bothering me is all the people who send out bulitins asking for help leveling and promise to help you level.. I know I sent out a few before with the only exception being I actually helped the people who helped me. I appologize if it seemd like I am rambling. Another thing that is bothering me ia all the people who either accept you friends request or send a friend request and not rate your profile. I mean come on people its just one click. If you hear what I am saying I want to hear about it, I know when I send a friend request I rate the persons profile a 10, when they accept the friend request I become a fan.
Please Do...
Please reply and tell me what song you would dedicate to me, or what song u think describes me.. i am tryin to get a list for my site.. :) thank you just put the name of song - and artist.. muahz p.s. you can name more than one..
Umm Wtf Is This?
this is boring someone message me or something on yahoo or msn mark_locati2007@yahoo.com or marklocati99362@hotmail.com sup niggas i have no i have no idea what this is but whats up!?!?!?!/! how everyone doing and shit i put a new song on my profile check it out and comment me tell me how you like it and shit well peace out!!
~my First Blog On Lost Cherry~
Silvermustang says: i am a dee dee dee i look at porn i dream of girls with foreign cars i hope to get laid wish to get paid and wonder why i never say hey... i am a pussy i let the president take a bullet so i could buy a mullet to impress his daughter who was a southern, that was a dallas chear leader whore.... sittin here wit my dick hard dreamin bein on ashleys farm rollin in the hay where the horses play hoping to get laid by her one day..... we live in a crazy axle world everything is rings and dings and bush is a ding that rings who listen know one but the axle world just keeps ringinnnnnng and dinginnnnnnnnngggggggggg... As i sit here talkin to u i see a friend i never knew. wich is cool to know that i have someone that cares as much for me as i do u, your more to me like a sister more then a freind, but not a lover. i am glad that your my greatest friend like no other. Which i hope u never leave me because it would kill me losin a friend that ment so dear
Sleepless Nights
I haven't really explained the relationship I had with my husband, so here goes nothing..... We got together when I was 16, he moved in with me and my parents. He was a drunk back then...I guess I thought I could change him. We have been through seven long years of drinking, lying, verbal and mental abuse, and a whole lot of "baby I promise I will change." I even gave him another chance when he cheated on me with one of my friends. (boy was I a dumbass!) Sometime in the month of May I grew a backbone. I started standing up for myself and my son and telling my husband how it was going to be. Well it didn't help. On the 4th of July he flipped out and started breaking shit and scared the piss out of me and my son... so I kicked him out and got an O.P. I ended up dropping it because I wanted him to see his son...it doesn't matter, he rarely comes. But the other night he tried to tell me he loved me, then he called me in the middle of the night to talk. He was like, "I love you but I
I Am Offically Back
THATS RIGHT I CAME BACK AND NOW IM BACK 4 GOOD....MISSED EVERY1 SO SHOW UR BOI SUM LUV
Important Stuff
Ok Friday is my doctors appointment and when I went out there to get the bag of clothes my mom said that I was kicked out.. so now I don't have a computer over my other grandma house so my sister alisha is going to check my cherry tap while I am gone.. Just to let you all know what is going on with me ok.. I think it is bullshit the way my mom is to me.. I hate her.. well I have to go bye bye.. Amber
New Alex Republic
Why does everyone assume i'm gay because i dress well, and I'm thin? That has to be some form of discrimination, right? My ex of 7 odd years, asked me that. Uh(????), we have a son. That's a pretty thick beard, huh? I guess cuz of the way i dress and act. I 'm not fem, neither is my voice. Am i losing it? I'm Catholic and a Pseudo Republican. That should be some sort of clue as to which way i swing. I've never touched a man in any sort of sexual way. Trust me. And if u'd like, ask any girl I've been with if I do them like i'm gay. But please, please. Anyone who has met me, let me know ur impression. I would really like to know what u think. Leave a comment on my blog though, not in my message or comment box. And if anyone want's to know, I'm super thanks for asking........Don't hate me cuz I look fabulous. What can i say? P.S. would it change ur opinion if i shaved my arms, and had a clear pollish manicure?:)D The United States
Peter Kay
Wow 1st Blog.
Thank you to everyone that is an has joined under me. Thank you to everyone who has added me as a friend and fan. Thank you to everyone who has left user comments and rated my profile a 10. Special Thanks to all of you that may add me in the future. Also special Thanks to Cherry Tap for the cool place they have made for all of us. THANK YOU ALL. HAVE A MERRY CHRISTMAS AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR. Ok it is going to be called Ladies of Cherry Tap in their Sexiest most Exotic lingerie contest. I hope we get enough entrants. This contest needs atleast 6 ladies to enter and kick it off. First lady to 3000 votes wins first place gift to be determined by # of entrants. Second and third place ladies to 3000 votes gets gifts also. If you wish to enter just contact me and let me know which picture you want entered. All ladies who enter will receive a small gift as a thank you for entering. Please pass this info on.
Me!
ok i thought I would start off tell u who I am my name is Brenda McKeegan, I have a fiance named Justin Mckeegan I took his last name already we been together for 4 years and we have one adorable daughter April LeAnn she is 8 months old I got pic if you wannna see well I thats mostly it if you got something to ask me or something to say or just a comment hit me back up!
The Few...the Proud...the Blogs Made From Home
I have a good reason to dislike February. 7 years ago I learned that my dad that I had finally gotten back in touch with and was going to visit again had cancer.... On leap day, Feb. 29, 2000 he died with me ever having hugged him since my senior year (10 years ago). I didn't talk to him for 3 years because of something petty. I thought he hadn't come to my graduation. Then he skipped town and wrote to me while I was in college. I didn't write back becuase I was angry. After moving to CA and starting to miss him I sent him a Christmas card in 1999. It came back to me with a different address and so I sent it on. After another two weeks he got it and called me right away. I realized how much I missed him that Jan. 12th. He told me that the best gift he received that year was my card with my phone number. You see, when I was 3 my mother divorced my dad, Jim, and remarried my legal father, Ed. My dad thought it would be best for me to grow up with Ed as my father. So he
For Fun
10. The cucumber has left the salad. 9. Quasimodo needs to go back in the tower and tend to his bells. 8. You need to bring your tray table to the upright and locked position. 7. Paging Mr. Johnson... Paging Mr. Johnson.. 6. Elvis is leaving the building. 5. The Ford is not all the way in the garage. 4. Our next guest is someone who needs no introduction. 3. You've got a security breach at Los Pantalones. 2. Men may be From Mars.....but I can see something that rhymes with Venus. And the #1 way to tell someone his zipper is unzipped..... 1. I always knew you were crazy, but now I can see your nuts FIND THE MAN HIDDEN IN THE COFFEE BEANS! This is pretty interesting -- it is actually a test (not a joke), although I don't know how scientific the explanation is. Read directions below and give it a try. This is an actual test-Can you find the man within 3 seconds? According to medical experiments: If you can find the Man
Modeling Contest
Media Arrow is Holding a Competition for Models, where the winner is going to be based on Audience votes. The Winner of this modeling Competition is going to win $5000 plus a trip to Vegas. 5 Reasons why Bands, Performers, and Models NEED To be on MediaArrow.com 1.) Free Promotions on TV, Radio, Print and Internet! Build a marketing Monster!. 2.) Constant Exposure to Recording Labels, Producers, and Promoters Looking for the next big thing. 3.) Media Arrow will be hosting many competitions with a chance to win up $20,000. 4.) Opportunity to network with Recording Labels, TV Channels, Modeling Agencies and most importantly YOUR FANS! 5.) Work with Media Arrow in Promotions, Shows, and much much more. Media Arrow is firmly Invited you to be a part of their Family, as at Media Arrow everyone will be a winner. And If you think you have talent, then we will be promoting you, we will be investing money in you. We will take you first at a State Level then N
Muzak
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The Creative Side Of The Rockin Chick!
"Passive" "Dead as dead can be," my doctor tells me But I just can't believe him, ever the optimistic one I'm sure of your ability to become my perfect enemy Wake up and face me, don't play dead cause maybe Someday I will walk away and say, "You disappoint me," Maybe you're better off this way Leaning over you here, cold and catatonic I catch a brief reflection of what you could and might have been It's your right and your ability To become…my perfect enemy… Wake up (we'll catch you) and face me (come one now), Don't play dead (don't play dead) Cause maybe (because maybe) Someday I'll (someday I'll) walk away and say, "You disappoint me," Maybe you're better off this way Maybe you're better off this way Maybe you're better off this way Maybe you're better off this way You're better of this; you're better off this; Maybe you're better off! Wake up (can't you) and face me (come on now), Don't play dead (don't play dead) Cause maybe (because maybe) So
For G
Daddy Yankee ft Young Buck Lloy BanksRompe Music Video Code Happy Birthday, G! I miss you. You are always with me, in my thoughts and in my heart. I love you, man.
Charmed's Daily Thoughts...
THE STONE......... AFTER THE THROW. THE WORD............... AFTER ITS SAID. THE OCCASION.......... AFTER THE LOSS. THE TIME...................... AFTER ITS GONE. One of my friends emailed my this and just thought I would share it.
Love Sux!
I dont know what to do anymore, I try and I try...Just when I think I found love it turns around and smacks me in the face... Love drives you crazy and mad, Love makes you do stupid things for stupid reasons...all in the name of love,...you know what FUCK YOU LOVE! If I could Id beat your ass down for all the pain and shit you have caused me I would...and what do I have to prove for what you've done to me? Absolutely Fucking Nothing! dont get me wrong I dont blame you for all my problems I am also to blame...I have many imperfections, Jealousy is my big one....and Trust...I trust too damn much! I give up on love once again.... Music Video:LONELY DAY (by System Of A Down)LOVE SUX
Phil's Shit
I'm free I'm easy BUT I'm good coach
Poems
Sunday, March 11, 2007 As I sit here in the dark alone I wonder what it'd be like To have the one girl I truely loved all along It may have taken until now to realize it But better late than never, right? She's beautiful, georgous, hilarious And flat out great to be around Everytime I see her, my heart pounds Not with fear or hate, but with joy She's a little crazy, a little wild but that's what I need That's what I love about her Insanely spontaneous Any guy that lost her is an idiot I think We trust each other and confide every conversation We've always been there for eachother No matter the distance between Neither her nor I are afraid of commitment or otherwise I don't want to ruin the friendship we have But at the same time, I don't want to be alone forever We're much like my ex and her friend... Without the hassle and heartbreak I know she loves me back But I still wonder how in what way Is it more than what I think Or is it just what I think
Kids At Heart
My Resignation haha anyone with me? RESIGNATION I am hereby officially tendering my resignation as an adult. I have decided I would like to accept the responsibilities of an 8 year-old again. I want to go to McDonald's and think that it's a four star restaurant. I want to sail sticks across a fresh mud puddle and make a sidewalk with rocks. I want to think M&Ms are better than money because you can eat them. I want to lie under a big oak tree and run a lemonade stand with my friends on a hot summer's day. I want to return to a time when life was simple, when all you knew were colors, multiplication tables, and nursery rhymes, but that didn't bother you, because you didn't know what you didn't know and you didn't care. All you knew was to be happy because you were blissfully unaware of all the things that should make you worried or upset. I want to think the world is fair. That everyone is honest and good. I want to believe that anything is possible. I want
Cherry Popin The House
DAMN I FEEL THAT THIS IS A PAGE TO ADULT FUN SO I HOPE YOU ALL WELCOME CAUSE I'LL BE TRYING TO HAVE THE MOST FUN WITH MY PANTS ON, LETS HOPE NOT FOR LONG. SO IF ANY OF YOU LADIES WOULD LIKE TOGIVE ME A HAND WITH WHAT WE ARE TO AND DO IT RIGHT I'M OPEN WILLING AND ANYTHING THAT I MIGHT HAVE TO DO WITH IN REASON!!
Where Unicorns Run Free
There must be world unknown somewhere where unicorns still roam. A place where foals with nubbin horns make shady trees their home. There must be worlds where knights still ride all fair and proud and brave. Where on their prancing steeds they joust while ladies gaily wave. There must be worlds where forest elves still hunt the glades and dells. Where wood nymphs wearing skirts of leaves still haunt the springs and wells. Where wizards deep in caverns dark or castles cold and bare, will talk all night with grinning skulls or just to empty air. There must be worlds unknown somewhere where unicorns run free. A world where love is pure and right A place for you and me. KMS
I Want This Guy
I'm the guy who will text you every single morning and tell you good morning and every single night to tell you sweet dreams. I'm the guy who will text you and tell you "i love you and you make me smile" just because. I'm the guy who will blindfold you and take you to the beach, let you run your toes through the sand and then make you guess where we are. I'm the guy who will show up at your games (or competitions or meets) without you knowing just to surprise you. I'm the guy who will hold you when you're crying and wipe away your tears. I'm the guy who won't pressure you to do things you dont want to. I'm the guy who still thinks you're beautiful with no makeup on, wearing sweats and a big t-shirt. I'm the guy who kisses you on the forehead. I'm the guy who doesn't kiss and tell. I'm the guy who won't lie to you about where he's going or where he's been or who he's been with. I'm the guy who'll randomly tickle you just to hear you giggle. I'm the guy who actually listens to you when y
The Nights Wonders ( One Of My Stories )(comments Loved)
Chapter 4 Her heart fell as she stepped into the room. There were pictures of him and her mother everywhere. Pictures from many years ago were hanging on the wall, but the one picture that stood out the most was a family portrait. She stepped close to the portrait to see it better. “It’s you.” A voice said softly. “I know that’s me, but…” “It is the only family picture we have. Only I have a copy. Your mother refused to keep one. She said if you where to see it...” He paused. “You would start questioning her and she was going to have a hard time as is. She didn’t want the questions.” “You abandoned use!” “No! I did not. Kim I had no chose. If I had stayed with you two and tried to have a family with a human wife. I would have lost both of you!” “You did, the day you left.” “Kim, please don’t. It is bad enough I lost your mother, and when she died I wanted to come and take you here. I really did, but I promised your mother.” “My mother died and I was put through hell. Yeah da
The Mind Of An Idiot
You are my world the air i breathe you are my world all that i see you are my world the wind that blows you are my world the blood that flows you are my world each time i wept you are my world Im glad I lept Love you forever and always ALJ Sitting here on a Saturday Night trying to figure out why I'm on the net and not out drowning my sorrow. Happiness is forgeting pain
My Naughty Life He He He....
first time i have ever entered into a comp like this,i have entered a thing to earn a 7 day blast on here,would be soooooooooooo appreciative if any of my friends could help me out,the aim is to see who can get the most comments on their pics before may 1st,i dont wanna relentlessly self comment so hope you guys do instead,i'll blatantly flaunt my man tartness for any requests in return lol weeman :) Just thought i'd post up a link to another site that both my wife and i post our pics on,its free to join and see our pics only be warned the content is VERY NSFW lol Its just what we get up to when we have fun and meet others for....well lets say some naughtyness ;) We have been posting on there for a while now and it is a great little site but it has to be said we have been addicted to CT since we come across this place lol Anyway if you guys are interested in seeing us in lets say,an even filthier light,then click on our links,btw there really is no catch lol we just love showi
Check Out My Poems Here
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What To Do...
Every girl dreams that one day, she will find a guy that does these things for her. Even the smallest action can have THE BIGGEST impact in someone's life.? GIVE HER ONE OF YOUR T-SHIRTS TO SLEEP IN. LEAVE HER CUTE TEXT MESSAGES. KISS HER IN FR0NT 0F Y0UR FRIENDS. TRUST HER 0VER EVERY0NE ELSE. TELL HER SHE L00KS BEAUTIFUL. L00K HER IN THE EYE WHEN Y0U TALK T0 HER. LET HER MESS WITH Y0UR HAIR. MESS WITH HER HAIR. JUST WALK AR0UND WITH HER. F0RGIVE HER F0R HER MISTAKES. L00K AT HER LIKES SHE'S THE 0NLY GIRL Y0U SEE. TICKLE HER EVEN WHEN SHE SAYS ST0P. H0LD HER HAND EVEN WHEN Y0U ARE AROUND Y0UR FRIENDS. WHEN SHE STARTS SWEARING AT Y0U TELL HER Y0U L0VE HER. LET HER FALL ASLEEP IN Y0UR ARMS. GET HER MAD, THEN KISS HER. TEASE HER & LET HER TEASE Y0U BACK. STAY UP WITH HER ALL NIGHT WHEN SHES SICK. WATCH HER FAV0RITE M0VIE WITH HER KISS HER F0REHEAD. GIVE HER THE W0RLD. WRITE HER LETTERS. LET HER WEAR Y0UR CL0THES.(SWEATSH
Contest
You think you know the biggest fucktard? Well now you can prove it in the 1st Annual Fucktard Contest. Just comment this blog w/the link to the picture you would like to submit & I will rip it. The Contest Will Start at 10 PM Central on May 20th Thru May 27th 10 Pm Central No Downrating No Freshmeat!! Self commenting is allowed Prizes: Fucktard of the Year's sponsor receives ~ 3-day Cherry Blast Second Place ~ Silver Motorcycle Third Place ~ Rolex (Note: Prizes may change to greater value depending on how many contestants I receive.) Not sure what a fucktard is? Fucktards do not just defy common sense, they are pathologically incapable of recognizing the obvious, and are space-and-time bendingly stupid. There is a great difference between an idiot and a fucktard. For example, an idiot might accidentally burn your stove with a grease fire. A fucktard will not only burn your stove, but your cat, concert tickets and wallet. Then they'll wipe their singed han
May 15th
Pissed Off
I was looking at bulletins Ive posted in the past and noticed not one person has veiwed any of the bulletins Ive ever posted. Why is that? I've noticed that all the other bulletins that have been posted by other people have gotten views but why not mine? Seriously what do I need to do to get people to read them. I'm seriously thinking about deleting my account. Cause why bother with it if what I post doesnt matter. Someone please let me know thanks.
Friendly Advice
If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving is not for you.
Wisconsinisms-just Trying Help Break The Language Barrier Between The North And The South!!
Since moving to the DEEP SOUTH, often I am given a hard time about the way I talk, I guess those of us who have been lucky enough to be born and raised Way up in Wisconsin have a completely different language So for all my Southerneze Speaking friends, here is a little Translation Dictionary should you be around me as those famous Wisconsin Adult Beverages start to flow and you can not understand what I am saying... "Wisconsinisms." Ain-a-hey: placed at the end of a profound statement; as in "isn't It?" Bart: a Green Bay institution who doesn't need a last name; (see "Vince"). Believe-you-me: attached to the beginning or end a statement make it more credible; as in, "really!" Blaze orange: what deer hunters and cold-weather Packer fans wear at Lambeau. Born in a barn?: a sarcastic question which usually means you left the door open. Borrow: used in place of "lend," as in, "could youse borrow me a couple two-tree bucks?" Brat: a sausage; a Wis
Men
some one please let me know if all men are the same because i amd losen faith fast!!! are all men liers and cheaters??? all i want is for one man to prove to me that their not all the same!!!!!!!!!
Some Gave All
Some Gave All ~Billy Ray Cyrus~ I knew a man called him Sandy Kane Few folks even knew his name But a hero was he Left a boy, came back a man Still many just don't understand About the reasons we are free I can't forget the look in his eyes Or the tears he cries As he said these words to me All gave some and some gave all And some stood through for the red, white and blue And some had to fall And if you ever think of me Think of all your liberties and recall Some gave all Now Sandy Kane is no longer here But his words are oh so clear As they echo through out our land For all his friends who gave us all Who stood the ground and took the fall To help their fellow man Love your country and live with pride And don't forget those who died America can't you see All gave some and some gave all And some stood through for the red, white and blue And some had to fall And if you ever think of me Think of all your liberties and recall Some gave all And
Signs
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. On a New York convalescent home: "For the sick and tired of the Episcopal Church." On a Maine shop: "Our motto is to give our customers the lowest possible prices and workmanship." At a number of military bases: "Restricted to unauthorized personnel." On a display of "I love you only" Valentine cards: "Now available in multi-packs." In the window of a Kentucky appliance store: "Don't kill your wife. Let our washing machine do the dirty work." In a funeral parlor: "Ask about our layaway plan." In a clothing store: "Wonderful bargains for men with 16 and 17 necks." In a Tacoma, Washington men's clothing store: "15 men's wool suits, $10. They won't last an hour!" On a shopping mall marquee: "Archery Tournament-Ears pierced"
Southern Grandma
> > > Lawyers should never ask a Southern grandma a> question if they aren't> > prepared for the answer. In a trial, a Southern> small-town prosecuting> > attorney called his first witness, a> grandmotherly, elderly woman to the> > stand. > > > > > > He approached her and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you> know me?" > > > She responded, "Why, yes, I do know you, Mr.> Williams I've known you since> > you were a young boy, and frankly, you've been a> big disappointment to me.> > You lie, you cheat on your wife, you manipulate> people and talk about them> > behind their backs. You think you're a big shot> when you haven't the brains> > to realize you never will amount to > > > anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes,> I know you." > > > > > > The lawyer was stunned! Not knowing what else to> do, he pointed across the> > room and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know the> defense attorney?" She again> > replied, "Why, yes, I do. I've known Mr. Bradley> since he was a youngster,> > too. He's lazy
Lounges
CLICK^^^^BANNER^^^^ABOVE DEVIL'S PLAYGROUND! Thats right... check out the Ghº$†Rîdè® lºµñgè THE DEVIL'S BOUNTY HUNTER. Youve gotta see it to beleive it!
Quote Of Love
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Nsfw Crap-since I Can't Put In My Stash..
Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned? But have you ever seen anything like the anger and vengeance of a cheated on wife? We haven't either. They say revenge is a dish best served cold. But this wife prefers her revenge dished up in a furious and public shaming of the woman her husband strayed with. Wonder what punishment she has in mind for her errant husband? Hope she's not planning to do a Lorena Bobbitt job on him. That would be soooore. copy, cut and paste. I got 20 out of 20. http://www.okcupid.com/tests/4030924596596610276/Real-Breasts-Fake-Breasts There was a chicken and a horse playing together on a farm one day. The horse fell into a mud pit and yelled to the chicken to run to the house and get the farmer. The chicken ran to the house and the farmer was nowhere to be found. So, it got into the farmer's BMW and pulled the horse out with it. The next day the chicken and the horse were playing on the farm again. This time the chicken fell into the m
R.a.n.d.o.m.r.a.w.r.s
Been listening to DJ kawasaki for quite some time... OHhhhhh yellow fever in my veins. Always in my blood. Goodnight :) Well holy fuck me running right? Who the hell are you? we saw your pic!! and WELL..... HOT. So we were practically Drooling Like we were lesbians..LIKE we were. Get over it. WOO! Aside from the usual...breakthrough calls I get from BunnEH. This time it was Johnny that called. And he was quite upset. Okay, so it wasnt really a call..it was more of an exchange over myspace, and he set out to call em. Pleading that he really needed to talk to me. Johnny and Daniel decided to mutually break up. And For the first fucking time, I sat there with my mouth open, sort of half blatantly trying to take in all his qualms. Half whimpering and dazed, he poured his heart out quite literally, my sheer reaction was to half sob with him abit. I could not take him crying really, and what I did was to listen ever so
A Place To Put Things To Bed
Time to center and ground myself, time to let what I do best work for me. Its time to let all of the power that resides within me raise me up and make me whole again. I cannot do anything about Bob and my sister, I can not do anything about all of the lies and hurt they have told me and caused me. Karma will take care of that for me. All I can do is focus my energy inwards and heal myself. I can accept that they are insignificant to my life anymore. They arent even worth the time it would take to cast the spell that would reap havok upon their sad little lives. I can live here where I am until I find a better place and simply look through him. Anger has no place within me, and I am not going to let myself be effected for one more moment by the negetive energies they have brought my way. So with this blog and of course a bit of magickal cleansing, I have set myself free.
The_canadian_g@ Fubar
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Party With Me For A Week
MySpace Codes & MySpace Backgrounds Have a shot on me.. hehe.. and with me on that day and allllll week. Let's PARTY!!!!
Weather
OKAY HERE WE GO. I HAVE A MAN TRYING TO GET ME TO CALL HIM. HE SAYS HE NEEDS MY PHONE NUMBER TO "COMMUNICATION" LET'S GET ONE THING CLEAR.. I DO NOT CALL SOMEONE THAT I DO NOT KNOW..NOT ONE FEMALE, UNLESS SHE IS A WHORE AND A SLUT.. WOULD ALLOW A STRANGE MAN TO CALL HER. NOW WOULD SHE HAND OUT HER PHONE NUMBER... THE MAN THAT IS TRYING TO GET ME TO CALL HIM.. I KEEP TELLING HIM I CANT.. AND HE IS DEMANDING ME TO EXPLAIN WHY.. HMMMMMMM HELLO.. I DON'T NEED A FREAKIN' REASON. SO.. IF YOU WANT ME TO CALL YOU.. ANYONE AND EVERYONE.. GET TO FUCKING KNOW ME FIRST.. IF YOU WANT A WHORE AND A SLUT.. TRUST ME.. FUBAR IS OVERFLOWING WITH THEM.. GO TO THEM AND LEAVE ME ALONE. SAME AS MY MESSENGER IDS..GET TO KNOW ME FIRST.. IF NOT.. YOU'RE SHIT OUT OF LUCK!!!! HUGS AND FUCK OFFS CASSANDRA
Choices
Some people sit - some people try. Some people laugh - some people cry. Some people will - some people won’t. Some people do - some people don’t. Some people believe and develop a plan. Some people doubt - never think that they can. Some people face hurdles and give it their best. Some people back down - when faced with a test. Some people complain of their miserable lot. Some people are thankful for all that they’ve got. And when it’s all over - when it comes to an end some people lose out and some people win. We all have a choice - We all have a say. We are spectators in life, or we get in and play. Whatever we choose - how we handle life’s game, The choices are ours - no one else is to blame
Sometimes
Sometimes in life all it seems to be or bring to one is pain. You try for people, yet no matter how you try, to them its never right. In their eyes you are a total fuck up. Sometimes its ok with them viewing you as suck. Other times it hurts you from your soul out for them seeing you as that. You wonder, Can you fix it? Can you make it better? Can you as a person be better? Be someone they like? You sit and think on this constantly. Wishing, Hoping. All that only brings tears. You dream of it being different. You close your eyes and imagine. Daydreaming, visualizing different out comes. Better out comes. Dream in a lot of ways a different world for yourself. Dream of better things to come. Better things to wake up for each and every day. But then you do wake up. And you wish with all your might, that you hadn't. That dream was so wonderful, You wish to still be there. It felt so good there. Felt right. You realize they are just dreams, and nothing more. You wonder if dreams can t
Why Mexicanz Cant Be Terroristz
1. WE HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA WHERE OUR PURSE IS. 2. WE BELIEVE THAT DANCING WITH OUR ARMS OVERHEAD AND WIGGLING OUR BUTT WHILE YELLING "WOO-HOO!" IS TRULY THE SEXIEST DANCE MOVE AROUND. 3. WE'VE SUDDENLY DECIDED THAT WE WANT TO KICK SOMEONE'S BUTT AND HONESTLY BELIEVE WE COULD DO IT TOO. 4. IN OUR LAST TRIP TO PEE, WE REALIZE THAT WE NOW LOOK MORE LIKE A HOMELESS HOOKER THAN THE GODDESS WE WERE JUST FOUR HOURS AGO. 5. WE START CRYING AND TELLING EVERYONE WE SEE THAT WE LOVE THEM SOOOOO MUCH. 6. WE GET EXTREMELY EXCITED AND JUMP UP AND DOWN EVERY TIME A NEW SONG PLAY'S BECAUSE "OH MY GOD! I LOVE THIS SONG!" 7. WE'VE FOUND A DEEPER/SPIRITUAL SIDE TO THE GEEK SITTING NEXT TO US. 8. WE'VE SUDDENLY TAKEN UP SMOKING AND BECOME REALLY GOOD AT IT. 9. WE YELL AT THE BARTENDER, WHO WE BELIEVE CHEATED US BY GIVING US JUST LEMONADE, BUT THAT'S JUST BECAUSE WE CAN NO LONGER TASTE THE GIN. 10. WE THINK WE ARE IN BED, BUT OUR PILLOW FEELS STRANGELY LIKE THE KITCHE
Torn
Ok well I am now divorced and heading in a new direction with my life. I have a new guy who gives me the world and loves me for who I am unconditionally. It is hard for me because I love this man with all my heart but I am scared and having a hard time making a commitment to him which is not fair to him. I've made him wait so long that even though I'm not ready I'm afraid he'll get fed up and leave if I don't. UGH!! Well anyway I'm off on a new journey and hope to find new friends along the way. TORN!! Pain like a knife in the chest Tears rolling down her cheeks His face fresh in her mind Thoughts swirling of what she did wrong Her soul fills with much sorrow The heart is full of anger Hate rises in her throat like bile Regret is a word she'll know well She tries to hate her demon He has such power over her Trying to remove all memories The smell of him, his touch, his taste Thrown away again like
Funny Stuff
FACTS TO PONDER: (A) The number of physicians in the U.S. is 700,000 (B) Accidental deaths caused by Physicians per year are 120,000 (C) Accidental deaths per physician is 0.171. Statistics courtesy of U.S. Dept of Health Human Services. Now think about this: Guns: (A) The number of gun owners in the U.S. is 80,000,000. (Yes, that's 80 million..) (B) The number of accidental gun deaths per year, all age groups, is 1,500. (C) The number of accidental deaths per gun owner is .000188 Statistics courtesy of the FBI So, statistically, doctors are approximately 9,000 times more dangerous than gun owners. Remember, 'Guns don't kill people, doctors do.' FACT: NOT EVERYONE HAS A GUN, BUT ALMOST EVERYONE HAS AT LEAST ONE DOCTOR. Please alert your friends to this alarming threat. We must ban doctors before this gets completely out of hand!!!!! Out of concern for the
I'm In A Contest
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A Girl's Best Friend
Diamonds? You can take them back to the jewelry counter Cuz I don't want them. I want my dog back. My little puppy. My best friend. Some people might think its silly.. but I dont care. because Pepper has always been there for me. I remember when I was six years old or so After a big argument at the dinner table... and feeling like i was all alone in the world I would go cry in my room.. And I remember hearing the jingle down the hallway Almost like Santa's bells on Christmas Eve of little Pepper's name tags clanking as she came she would hop from the floor to my bed and lick my tears away. I would tell her everything secrets good and bad And somehow, someway I felt that she was listening And magically, afterwards I would feel o.k. Somehow that little doggy would make the pain go away So many memories like going to the cabin at the lake.. how she'd plant her paws at the front of the boat and let the wind blow at her face... how I was the little menace who threw
Omg!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MY GOOFY KIDS ASKED IF THEY COULD GO TO THE PLAYGROUND OUTSIDE SO I TOLD THEM COOL BUT HAVE TO BE IN BEFORE DARK. THE KIDS AND THEIR FRIENDS WENT TRUCK OR TREATING AROUND THE APARTMENTS AND TOLD THEM THEY COULDN'T YESTERDAY AND BROUGHT HOME 3 HUGE BAGS OF CANDY. OMG!!!!!!!!!
Im In Love With Ken Darling
imikimi - Customize Your World everyday I wonder if there is something called love. I get into a relationship and things end up going down hill when someone else has interest in the man you think you have love forever. I want to know what is out there for love. Who can actually love me for me and I would do the same with them.
Smiling
I have entered a new contest for the best smile, will all my friends and fans please help me out, give me lots of love and i will return the favor.. thanks onetnsweetheart just click on my pic, rate me and leave lots of comments...hugs to you all
Thanksgiving
happy thanksgivings all!!!! thanksgiving eve. lol
Crash Bandicoot Warped
I did! http://www.elfyourself.com/?id=1216328607 My husband was talking about putting stuff together at the store the other night. Another guy was back there and they decided he should help with assembling, especially since he liked putting things together. The tables had to have screws put into them but the holes had little plastic coverings to protect them during shipment. The coverings had to be removed before you put the screws in. The other guy didn’t remove the plastic before trying to insert the screw. As he told this story, the double entendres got deep. Or not deep, perhaps, since the other guy could not get the screw to go in. My son (16) was listening and he started laughing at some of it. Then hubby said, “He didn’t even look, just started screwing. He tried and tried and tried, but couldn’t get it in anyway at all.” I started laughing and said, “Sometimes it might work better that way for him.” Son said, “Mom, you aren’t supposed to be talking t
Hurt
I hurt myself today To see if I still feel I focus on the pain The only thing that's real The needle tears a hole The old familiar sting Try to kill it all away But I remember everything [Chorus:] What have I become My sweetest friend Everyone I know goes away In the end And you could have it all My empire of dirt I will let you down I will make you hurt I wear this crown of thorns Upon my liar's chair Full of broken thoughts I cannot repair Beneath the stains of time The feelings disappear You are someone else I am still right here [Chorus:] What have I become My sweetest friend Everyone I know goes away In the end And you could have it all My empire of dirt I will let you down I will make you hurt If I could start again A million miles away I would keep myself I would find a way
Control
I would like to find that ONE......the ONE who can control me.....in love, lust, mind, body, and spirit.....Stimulate me in ways I have never known.....Touch me in places I have never been touched.....Help me to explore things I have never experienced...ONE who is so much a part of me, HE comes to me in my dreams....ONE who has every part of me for his own.....His will as my only reason for being.....ONE who absolutely completes me....ONE who without, my soul feels empty......I want to be that ONE's only.....To free me spiritually and sexually.....ONE who will guide me as only he wishes.....I want to totally belong to this ONE......Where is he??? Are YOU the ONE?????
Just A Thought
Why do we do the things we do. Are we looking for some reward from someone else. The only person I have to impress in life is me. When I go to bed at night, I want to know I did the best I could to make life easier for someone else. I am what I am, take it or leave it. Everyone screws up, it's weather you have the guts to admit it, and try to make amends is the difference in being human or being a jerk. I think perhaps every night I should start my prayers with, Dear God, Forgive me for I screwed up today. I didn't mean to, it just happened, and I'll try to do better tomorrow, though, I know I'll screw up then too. PS, please give me the grace to forgive those who screw up against me. AMEN Too many people spend so much time regretting the past and dreading the future, they have no time to enjoy today. Learn from the past, enjoy today, and accept that tomorrow will come no matter what you do or say. If you make the best of today, then yesterday and tomorrow will be no prob
Love Love Love
Love is the answer, but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions.
How Was I Born
A little boy goes to his father and asks 'Daddy, how was I born?' The father answers, 'Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said: You have male....
Bad Year
Well I just need to let this out and thought I would do it here. This year has been one bad for me, I lost my brother in Iraq on May 19,2007, then my mothers step dad passed away Dec 12,2007 and then I find out today that my other grandpa passed away on Dec 13, 2007. They say things come in setts of 3's but a person can really only handle so much if you ask me. This has really sent me over the edge, I dont know where, or what to do anymore. God only gives you what he thinks you can handle or so everyone tells me.. But I dont think I can handle all this in one year!!! I really think I am falling fast! I try to put on a face that dont show the pain I am feeling inside for my kids and my sister.. Anyway I have desided that I am going to spend time trying to pull myself together and see how it works.. I hope everyone can understand .. I do care alot for my friends on here..But my state of mind is not what it should be at this point.. ** When will my pain end??**
Blech
People are dying. Quit taking advatage of your freedom to get abortions, plastic surgery, and the internet. Man FUCK this snobby, fast food eating, pill popping nation. They know nothing of what the fuck is going on. They just want to forget. Pretend nothing is wrong. Fucking stand up for what you believe in!! You have to make things happen or nothing will get done!!!! Fuck ignorant, rid'em club hoppers who want to do nothing but get fucked up and get laid. That is not beauty, only exploitation and destruction. You're fat, ugly, inadequate. If there's a problem, take a pill...don't go for the cause of it, BUY OUR PRODUCTS! Fuckin prozac, darvocet, lazy, stupid, question nothing, contests on who's ass shakes more in order to forget about the job where you're chained to a keyboard 80 hours a week with only enough time to rent a video go home and pass out on the couch failures.
A Christmas Story
Each December, I vowed to make Christmas a calm and peaceful experience. I had cut back on nonessential obligations - extensive card writing, endless baking, decorating, and even overspending. Yet still, I found myself exhausted, unable to appreciate the precious family moments, and of course, the true meaning of Christmas. My son, Nicholas, was in kindergarten that year. It was an exciting season for a six-year-old. For weeks, he'd been memorizing songs for his school's 'Winter Pageant.' I didn't have the heart to tell him I' d be working the night of the production. Unwilling to miss his shining moment, I spoke with his teacher. She assured me there'd be a dress rehearsal the morning of the presentation. All parents unable to attend that evening were welcome to come then. Fortunately, Nicholas seemed happy with the compromise. So, the morning of the dress rehearsal, I filed in ten minutes early, found a spot on the cafeteria floor and sat down.
Why Me?!?
This blog is just to get all this shit off my chest! Why do people have to take other people's kids away? My oldest son got taken away from my husband and I by my Grandmother & we still don't really know why. She is being a such a bitch to us & I just wanna take our son & move to Georgia where my Dad, Mom & Sister are but I know I can't do that cuz she has permanent gardianship of my son at this point in time & that would be considered kidnapping. I just feel like nothing is going right & that we will never get our son back even tho people tell us that we will it just takes some time. I don't want it to take time I want my son NOW! Why can't I have him NOW?!? Tomorrow is Christmas Eve & we will only be able to get to see him for 1 HOUR that's it...I don't think that is right but I can't do nothing about it. I just want to tell her what I think of her but I know that I can't. My Mom, Sister, & Dad are my support system thru this whole ordeal besides my husband & they help alot by talkin
Me
hi my name is kc i am a 29 year old mother of 2 young men. i am very single and like to go out and have a really good time. i have a friend that is on here and she told me it was fun so im trying it out so bare with me while i fix the stuff and add pictures i have plenty of them. muah
The Maid Of Honor
The Maid of Honor Deliberate Gentle Love Master (DGLM) Appreciated for your kindness and envied for all your experience, you are The Maid of Honor. Charismatic, affectionate, and terrific in relationships, you are what many guys would call a "perfect catch"--and you probably have many admirers, each wishing to capture your long-term love. You're careful, extra careful, because the last thing you want is to hurt anyone. Especially some poor boy whose only crime was liking you. We've deduced you're fully capable of a dirty fling, but you do feel that post-coital attachment after hooking up. So, conscientious person that you are, you do your best to reserve physical affection for those you respect...so you can respect yourself. Your biggest negative is the byproduct of your careful nature: indecision. You're just as slow rejecting someone as you are accepting them. Your exact female opposite: Half-Cocked Random Brutal Sex Dreamer Always avoid: The F
Myspace
I have just updated my myspace page. AAnd it's getting a little lonely over there so come show me some love on myspace and subscribe to my blog too. Love Ya. http://www.myspace.com/nenefour14
Im In An Auction Come Bid On Me
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Java's Thought For The Day...
Sexy Comments & Profile GraphicsAngels are among us although we cannot see, we feel them in our hearts, they forever stay and never leave...Whenever you think of a loved one that resides up in the skies...thats his angel coming to you although you cant see him with your eyes..So take comfort in the memories, they mean more than you could know...the angel is touching you in a bigger way, through your heart and soul....Java 04/14/08 For Shane, in memory of his son Aaron who just recently became an angel. HUGS if i dont already have you on my yahoo messenger, add me ...poeticheart08...include your FUBAR name so i know who you are please..thanks...take care. All my pics will be closed down for a while, gonna see if I can just stay away and leave the page idle first, if i cant (cause ummm Im a freaken chronic) then Ill delete...still want you all on my yahoo though cause i wont be around here regardless...hugs Wanda Forget Rednecks, here is what Jeff Foxworthy has to say about Canuk
Bottle Or Breastfed?
A woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining room, waiting for the doctor to come in for the baby's first exam. The doctor arrived, examined the baby, checked his weight, and being a little concerned, asked if the baby was breast-fed or bottle-fed. "Breast-fed" she replied. "Well, strip down to your waist," the doctor ordered. She did. He pinched her nipples, then pressed, kneaded, and rubbed both breasts for a while in a detailed examination. Motioning to her to get dressed, he said, "No wonder this baby is underweight, you don't have any milk." "I know," she said, "I'm his Grandma, but I'm glad I came."
Try Something New
Family rules for joining the spirit levelers! >Don't join this family because you are in a contest >You cannot enter any contest for 30 day's after joining because of previous scheduled events. > You can't belong to any other bombing family can not be disrespectful to any family member ,treat them as you would want to be treated > You "MUST" have a salute and be a level 5 or higher,Be respectful to all other members,help all members when they are in contest or give aways,when you reach about 20.000 we will put you in a leveling pimp out so that everyone will come and blow your page up and level you fast!We are a "DRAMA FREE" family anyone found causing Drama will be removed at once "NO QUESTIONS ASKED" we will not put up with it!We ask that you repost our bulletins and check the home page daily for new blog postings,we are a bombing family as well so when asked to help out with some comments in a contest or give away please do so!So if you would like to join go to Spirit Levele
Please Help This Mother!
If you're reading this.... PLEASE just take a second to read the news report and look at the pictures to see if you have seen this man. He's in connection with a 3 month olds death which authorities found on the side of the road after being thrown from a car. I'm posting with this the bulletin the mother of the 3 month old had written pleading for help to find this man. There is a link to the news report and a link to see a picture of the man authorities are looking for. PLEASE TAKE A SECOND TO LOOK AT THIS thank you also here is the link to the mother's page just in case you can provide her with any information http://www.fubar.com/user/158234 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ I do not want condolences about this situation, I am posting this bulletin with a link that includes pictures of the man who murdered my 3 month old son in hopes that maybe someone has seen him somewher
Random...
Once u have been tagged,u have to write a blog wit 10 weird or random things,facts or habits bout ur self.At the end,u choose at least 5 ppl to b tagged,listen their names.Dont forget to leave comment that sayz,"ur it!" on their profile & ask them to read ur blog.U cant tag the person who tagged u. 1. I love to get dirty 2. I speak 3 languages 3. I love men in uniform 4. I always have my nails done 5. I love to go camping 6. I hate shaving my legs 7. I suck at plucking my eyebrows 8. I can out drink most men I know 9. I am a Bitch 10.I love going for drives the mountains I Tag 1.Kick ass 2.Squirt 3.sweet man 4 HighTeshRedneck 5. McLovin May Lovelle Mixon rot in HELL!!!! How did our Justice system ever let a monster like this out into the world? POLICEMAN'S PRAYER The policeman stood and faced his God, Which must always come to pass. He hoped his shoes were shining. Just as brightly as his brass. "Step forward now, Policeman. How shall I deal with yo
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Please Help My Fu-wifey!
Hey everyone, my fu-wifey is in a giveaway...she needs 10,000 comment for a 1 mo vip or a 7 day blast, please my firends and family go give her a hand!...heres the pic link just click on it and go!!
Contest
PLEASE COME COMMENT BOMB ME IN A CONTEST FOR A VIP...I WILL RETURN ALL LOVE!! FOR EVERY 100 COMMENTS I WILL PAY 2500k FUBUCKS...FOR EVERY 50 MORE I WILL ADD MONEY OR A GIFT!! Click pics to Enter BOMBING FAMILIES WELCOME....C'MON MY FREAK FAMILY...BOMB ME!!!! LOVE YA ALL !!! ADD MIDGELOVE TO GET TO THE PICS, HERE IS HER LINK http://fubar.com/user/1429570 PLEASE SHOW MIDGELOVE SOME LOVE !!! DO YOU WANNA OWN ONE OF THESE 15 HOTTIES? WELL HERES YOUR CHANCE!!!!
Dark Shadow Realm Lounge
'§.£ï††z69 CO HEAD ENFORCER/PROMOTER @ DARK SHADOWS REALM/ CLUB F.A.R.' wrote the following at '2008-04-25 00:59:34'.. click the pic to come join us click the pic and join me in Dark Shadow's Realm for a hip shakin good time
Thank You So Very Much!!!
YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THANK YOU EVERYONE SO VERY VERY MUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WOW I FINALLY MADE IT! THIS IS REALLY BIG FOR ME!!!!! SO MANY PEOPLE CAME AND HELPED ME I COULDN'T KEEP UP WITH MY BAR TAB AND THIS HAS BEEN A LONG TREK SO I CAN'T POSSIBLY THANK EACH AND EVERY PERSON WHO CONTRIBUTED TO HELPING ME LEVEL AND I DON'T WANT TO MISS ANYONE! BUT I WANT TO THANK ALL MY FRIENDS WHO CAME TO HELP ME AS WELL AS THE SHADOW LEVELERS FOR COMING AND BLOWING ME UP HERE AT THE END!!!! Y'ALL ARE ALL AWESOME!!!! SO THIS IS MY THANK YOU TO YOU ALL FEEL FREE TO COMMENT SO OTHERS CAN KNOW WHO YOU ARE!!! ON A SIDE NOTE MY TARGET TO GET LEVELED NEXT IS MY BFF ~BABS~ WHO IS GETTING CLOSE TO DISCIPLE!!!!! SHE IS ONLY ABOUT 1.5 MILLION AWAY SO GO HIT HER UP!!!!! RATE HER PHOTOS & STASH AND BLING HER LIKE CRAZY!!! ~BABS~ ""GODMOTHER"" ~*TinkerbellMN84*~ {Please help me get to Godmother!!} Hey I just wanted to thank my wonderful friends new and old for working so hard to help me
Lets Talk About Sex!!!!
COME TO THE hOTTEST lOUNGE ON FUBAR!! CLUB G-SPOT IS GOIN OFF RIGHT NOW!! McLOVIN IS TEARIN IT UP LIVE ON AIR... COME TO CLUB G0SPOT WHERE THE LADIES ARE HOTT AND THE DRINKS ARE COLD (repost of original by 'McLovin {Owned by *§èX¥_£î£_ßµg*}-Owner of CluB G-SpoT' on '2008-05-06 13:01:26')
The Problem And The Truth
WELL!!! today was an interesting day........... kinda weird, so ya know i told ya i changed everything... i didn't do it to be a bitch and hurt him.. i did it so that i could move on with my life and not have that temptation there of trying to IM him or call him.... and i changed it sooo he wouldn't have it either... he said he just wanted to concentrate on his own private life... fine right? so why is it that TODAY i'm sittin in the lounge i work at... happy as can be because all my girls and i are in the same room and life is happy... then SHE walks in... funny.. you know because all these girls that come and try to hurt me for him....lol.. he hates them!! He thinks they're all disgusting and nasty...and yet like third graders they're out there trying to hurt me for him... soo this chick comes in and she purposely hus or emotes me or someone in there so that i can see that he now own her.... was i supposed to be mad? eject her? tell her off? lmao... we broke up! he's all yours!!!! a
Poem From The Heart
i really dont know what to say... i thought i was in love with someone and they totally broke my heart... he said he was moving with me then i found out he was "in love" with someone else. how pathetic can he be? i dont know what to do any more. oh well at least i have my kids... that is all i need any more.
Family Fun Day At Cedar Point
Family and I all went to Cedar Point today. The day was very cold up til 1. I had 4 shirts..2 which were thick sweatshirts. Anyways.. was kinda crowded in the seat..being layered down...even more so since I am not no small chic. Anyways..we all had fun. There was a ton of kids there..and also mentally retarded. It was great to see them with smiles on there faces..but I did have a problem with some of the stuff they /or there guardians were doing. There was like 6.. that were wheelchaired bound..with there heads all bent down..and not even knowing what was going on..and they were putting /lifting them into a rollercoaster. How much is to much? Am I only one who thinks this is kinda going overboard? Made me wonder.. how do they know that they are gonna even handle the ride that well? I could understand the ones..who were walking..and with it. Anyways.. they were lifting them into the seats..and this one woman..her shirt came up as they were lifting her..and all the people aro
Children
Alright ya'll...Most of you who read this have children..Let your children know you love them..teach them wrong from right...be there to guide them...be sure to praise them daily..build them up. Discipline them but DO NOT BEAT that child... There are many forms of discipline..just don't go overboard with it... I would love to get ahold to someone who abuses ANY child and teach them a lesson on what a beating is all about. Stand up for these kids ya'll..because you just might be the one to save an abused child. If you see a child being abused and say nothing..you are just as guilty as the perpetrator and that warrants an ass kicking on your part..
Changes......
Zoe Kravitz is the daughter of Lenny Kravitz and Lisa Bonet. This is a powerful video on changes. some people are ready for changes and some are not. the ones who are afraid will not count anyway because they will not vote anyway....be blessed and enjoy the video...... http://www.dipdive.com/dip-politics/wato/
Animals
Been a pretty emotional day for me today. My golden cockatiel got down somehow last night. She was not herself today.. wouldn't eat or nothing. I knew she was bad.when she actually let me hold her..and didn't try to fly away. Around 3..she was so bad..and looked like she was gasping for air. I told hubby to go put her out of her missery. I took it pretty hard..and ended up going to bed..crying. I took like a 2 hr nap..and now here I am..up late on here. What should I do..stay up longer..or try to go to bed and get some sleep?
The Fng
So, I'm single now. What to do now? Join some socializing site, then follow someone I met there here. I haven't been single in a very long time, and I intend to enjoy it. What does that mean? Nothing serious. Low drama. Lots of fun people, plenty of new friends, maybe some hot nights. I'm game for almost anything.
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Pimped Out
Auction
The winers are Dj Ausie won the 5 credit Bling with 84 Rates The Bad Wolfy Won the 5 Credit Bling With 74 Rates Hypnotic Starr wins the 5 credit Bling with 72 credits Here is the specific rules i put up! Most Rates over 200 get a Jet bling Most rates from 100 to 200 Get a 5 Bling Credit Of there choice Most Rates from 0-100 get a 1 Credit Bling of there choice I did reduce the price because none got to 100 rates so please tell me wish bling you want love, Bad Kitty
Lonely
come on guys I am lonely as hell sitting in your addiction all by myself need some companionship http://fubar.com/new_lounge.php?w=1&lid=54176 seriously come back after a long time away from the bar and all my old friends are gone and my old bar room has emptied out but I dont care if I meet new people just like to see the old "your addiction" room pumpin again
Wake The Demon
Well anyone who actually knows me knows some of the crap going on in my life currently and if you dont know you probally dont need to know so leave it at that. Over the past few years ive been many places and have been many things but now im going to start digging back intot he grave wehre i left my life before. Basically im going to let the demon reemerge from where i left him. If you talk to me and i am joking around and acting happy, be greatful. That isnt going to be the case much longer im goign to go back to being the mean son of a bitch you all knew and loved to hate. Why? Because I'm that damn tired of things and i feel like being cruel once again and reopening my sadistic wounds.
Miss Everyone
I just want to say to you all that I miss you all very much.. It has been very hectic lately.. I just started a great new job, and BEST OF ALL, I just recently found out I am gonna be a daddy.. YAYYYY, But I just wanted you all to know that when things settle down I will be sure to be back more often, but until then I miss you all and can't wait to talk.. :)
Child Abuse - Part # 2
LETS KEEP THIS GOING GUYS THIS IS SOMETHING HER MOTHER WANTS IN MEMORY OF HER BABY GIRL.. -Turn your sound on too !YOU HAVE NO HEART IF YOU DONT REPOST THIS !December 4th, 2007, Jessica Sherwood had to do something no mother should ever have to do.At 2:29 pm Jessica made a very tough, but the right decision to take her little 3 month old daughter off life support In memory of little London Marie, i thought id start a little forward..Jessica had a message that i want every one to know..This is what Jessica said:"If anyone has kids, make sure that you keep them with you the whole time. Don't give then to anyone that you don't trust. Trust me, I thought that I trusted Josh. But now as of December 4, 2007 at 2:29 AM, she is gone. My one & only baby . & He is going to pay FOREVER, even if he gets out of jail scott free, he will be dead no matter what. & To all my friends that know London, I am very angry & upset that I lost the love of my life, my babygirl. She died on her three month birth
Jokes
THIS TOUGH OL MAN HAS A TOOTH THAT IS DRIVING HI CRAZY SO HE DECIDES 2 GO TO A DENTIST. SO HES SITTIN IN THE CHAIR &THIS YOUNG DENTIST WALKS IN LOOKS AT HIS X-RAYS & SAYS OK SIR I TELL YA WHAT IM GONNA SEND MY NURSE COME IN 2 GIVE U A SHOT 4 PAIN & ILL BE BACK IN A FEW 2 PULL YOUR TOOTH. THE TOUGH OL MAN JUST SIGHS & SHAKES HIS HEAD & TELLS THE YOUNG DENTIST THAT HES DONE EXPERIANCED THE 2 MOST PAINFUL THINGS IN THIS WORLD & TIS WASNT 1 OF EM SO JUST PULL THE TOOTH. AFTER ARGUEING WITH THE MAN 4 A BIT THE DENTIST GIVES IN. SO THE YOUNG DENTIST IS JUST ABOUT STANDING IN THE CHAIR TWISTING YANKING & CUSSING & FINALLY SNATCHES THE TOOTH OUT THE OL MANS HEAD. THE TOUGH OL MAN DIDNT EVEN FLINTCH THE WHOLE TIME HE JUS GOT OUT THE CHAIR WALKED OVER 2 THE SINK & SPIT OUT SOME BLOOD. NOW THE YOUNG DENTIST IS JUST AMAZED HE LOOKS AT THE OL MAN &SAYS SIR I NO THAT MUST HAVE HURT LIKE HELL I GOTTA ASK WHAT DID YOU GO THROUGH THAT WAS SO PAINFULL. THE TOUGH OL MAN REPLIES I WAS HUNTIN 4 BEAR 1 DAY
Bad Week
I find out a close family friend is in the hospital with burns over 75% of her body from a random freak accident, and then yesterday I find out my uncle committed suicide, and my sweet, sweet aunt found him. WTF?? Seriously I need shit to go decently from here on out. So, this week has got to have been one of the most messed up weeks EVER. My ONLY high light was going and hanging out at some friends house on Friday. Heres the lo lo... Monday night I find out that my sons uncle is in on life support, in a coma, after being jumped from behind by some friggin coward. The family finally made the decision NOT to take him off of life support because he is now showing some signs (opening his eyes to stimulation) Then I run into my sons father whom I have not laid eyes on in 3 years. (for very good reasons) Then tonight, not only do I see him again at his sisters house, while we were there my nephews Pitbull flipped out, and bit my son. He has one slightly deep puncture wound, but other th
Republican Fisherman
An Electronic Arts commercial for Tiger Woods PGA Tour 09 has been banned in the U.K. in its current form for using Xbox 360 footage to promote the Wii version of the game. In the ad, Tiger is seen swinging a Wiimote, and the whole ad is overset with the Wii logo, but the graphics are Xbox. In its defense, EA said the Wii footage was not "of broadcast quality." Wii - 2.04 million DS - 1.57 million Xbox 360 - 836, 000 PSP - 421,000 PS3 - 378,000 PS2 - 206, 000 If PS3 had a buy one get one free sale they still couldn't hold a candle to Xbox 360 :) The Republican Fisherman A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost. She lowered her altitude and spotted a man in a boat below. She shouted to him, 'Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don't know where I am.' The man consulted his portable GPS and replied, 'You're in a hot air balloon, approximately 30 feet above a ground elevation of 2,346 feet above sea level. You ar
Curious
I'm just wondering... are drivers REALLY dumb enough to stare at lights, and not the TRUCKS they are attached to? How many people are 'guilty' of looking at the emergency lights flashing, and then noticing you are about to run over a cop, fireman, or tow-truck driver? These are the people who step into traffic every day, and only have one thing on their minds, getting the roads open for all the a--holes, who cry about the traffic in the first place. So i guess my question is this.... how many of you bitch about traffic, and not let the work crews do their jobs? And how many of you have a change of heart when it's your mother or grandmother on the side of the highway? Since i started driving tow, this is something that has plagued me every time i get out of the truck; will i make it home for dinner? Will my kids see me in the morning? Will i make it to work tomorrow? I would like feedback, positive, or negative.
What I Live And Stand For
For those of you who have never heard of The Secret, it is a 90 minute movie now sweeping the world. In the past 4 weeks, I've really focused on the book and believe things happen the way they do. 1. We all work with one infinite power 2. The Secret is the Law of Attraction (LOA) 3. Whatever is going on in your mind is what you are attracting 4. We are like magnets - like attract like. You become AND attract what you think 5. Every thought has a frequency. Thoughts send out a magnetic energy 6. People think about what they don't want and attract more of the same 7. Thought = creation. If these thoughts are attached to powerful emotions (good or bad) that speeds the creation 8. You attract your dominant thoughts 9. Those who speak most of illness have illness, those who speak most of prosperity have it..etc.. 10. It's not "wishful" thinking. 11. You can't have a universe without the mind entering into it 12. Choose your thoughts carefully .. you are
Racial Reporters
Black hurricanes.... Well, it appears our African-American friends have found yet something else to be pissed about. A black congresswoman (this would be Sheila Jackson Lee, of Houston ), reportedly complained that the names of hurricanes are all Caucasian sounding names. She would prefer some names that reflect African-American culture such as Chamiqua, Tanisha, Woeisha, Shaqueal, and Jamal. I am NOT making this up! She would also like the weather reports to be broadcast in "language" that street people can understand because one of the problems that happened in New Orleans was, that black people couldn't understand the seriousness of the situation, due to the racially biased language of the weather report. I guess if the weather person says that the winds are going to blow at 140+ MPH, thats too hard to understand I can hear it now: A weatherman in New Orleans says... Wazzup, mutha-fukkas! Hehr-i-cane Chamiqua be headin' fo' yo ass like Leroy on a crotch rocket! Bitc
Juss About Meee
Hi all i juss to let u all now that I m inter ested in many things but mostly love playing games online and video games on my wii and xbox360. and also love having lots of friends as well lov to get to know them well.
From The Heart
Pouring it out for you letting it all flow out in torrents and spurts and it never runs dry How much can one heart hold? Will it never just let it all go? Why is there so much pain? Does love always mix in hurt? Pouring it out for you letting it all flow out in torrents and spurts and it never runs dry The higher than drugs high the joy that spreads like fire the perfect positive outlook Love changes all perspective Pouring it out for you letting it all flow out in torrents and spurts and it never runs dry So powerful and so awesome in all it's highs and lows the double edged razor guaranteed to cut both ways Pouring it out for you letting it all flow out in torrents and spurts and it never runs dry A mighty river that flows the highest mountain peaks the deepest darkest cave Only love, really knows your name
Someone I Want You To Meet
This Is my Friend Windy She Is A Great Person And very Fun To Talk To She Will Bend Over Backwards To Help Everyone So I Want All My Friends To Meet Another Good Friend Of Mine So go Show Her Lots Of Love .... OneSexyAssBiotch
Im Up For Grabs
what i am willing to offer the highest bidder 1. fu owned in name for the month that person owns me rate all pics and stash during happy hour make personal graphics make them 1 nsfw cleavige salute click my pic above to place a bid on me
Animal A
I got signed up for this shit eating site by some asshole and now I get stupid fucking requests from people I do not know,nor do I want to.This is what happens when some dumb ass American prick makes a site that does not verify it's information.I have tried to delete this cunt hole profile,but the supposed "delete my profile" option is not under the "MY" as it is said to be under the help section of this worm infested looser site.Fuck you and don't have a nice day!!!!! FUCK YOU DOUCEBAG!!!!!SOMESTUNNED CUNT SIGNED ME UP FOR THIS USELESS SITE AND NOW IT WON'T LET ME DELETE THIS GOD DAMB THING.IT IS MYOPINION THAT EVERYONE ON THIS SITE ARE FUCKED AND SHOULD SEEK MEDICAL ADVISE AS WELLA SBE ENBALMED TO GET RID OF THE STENCH THEY CARRY WITH THEM.
Funny In Flight Announcements
1. "As you exit the plane, please make sure to gather all of your belongings. Anything left behind will be distributed evenly among the flight attendants. Please do not leave children or spouses." 2. "Last one off the plane must clean it." 3. After landing: "Thank you for flying Delta Business Express. We hope you enjoyed giving us the business as much as we enjoyed taking you for a ride." 4. As the plane landed and was coming to a stop at Washington National, a lone voice came over the loudspeaker: "Whoa, big fella. Whoa!" 5. After a particularly rough landing during thunderstorms in Memphis, a flight attendant on a Northwest flight announced: "Please take care when opening the overhead compartments because, after a landing like that, sure as hell everything has shifted." 6. From a Southwest Airlines employee: "Welcome aboard Southwest Flight XXX to YYY. To operate your seatbelt, insert the metal tab into the buckle, and pull tight. It works just like every other seatbe
Anything Is Possible
Spotlight Fundraiser My Awesome Friend Howey Is Really Trying His Hardest To Get Spotlight..I'd Love To See Him Get It Myself..He Needs As Much Help As He Can Get From Our Friends & Family To Donate As Much As Possible Towards His Spotlight Fund..He Is So Close To Becoming Disciple & Needs To Hurry To Get That Spotlight Before He Does... ☣Howey☠ Feltersnatch☣ ☣Howey☠ Feltersnatch☣ So If You Can Please Donate As Much As You Can..You Can Either Send The Donations Directly To Him Or You Can Send Them To Me..I'm Saving All My Fubux Towards His Spotlight Fund..I Will Add That Anyone Who Donates A Good Amount To Him I Will Make A Personal Skin For The Ones Who Do..So Please Click His Pic & Donate Anything You Can..My Link Is On He
True Love
It was a busy morning, about 8:30, when an elderly gentleman in his 80's arrived to have stitches removed from his thumb. He said he was in a hurry as he had an appointment at 9:00am. I took his vital signs and had him take a seat, knowing it would be over an hour before someone would to able to see him. I saw him looking at his watch and decided, since I was not busy with another patient, I would evaluate his wound. On exam, it was well healed, so I talked to one of the doctors, got the needed supplies to remove his sutures and redress his wound. While taking care of his wound, I asked him if he had another doctor's appointment this morning, as he was in such a hurry. The gentleman told me no, that he needed to go to the nursing home to eat breakfast with his wife. I inquired as to her health. He told me that she had been there for a while and that she was a victim of Alzheimer's Disease. As we talked, I asked if she would be upse
Club Mystic Update 12/08/08
WE NEED TO BOMB GA'S #27 (plz focus on this one) PLZ CONTINUE TO LEAVE 25-50 COMMENTS PER DAY ON #28 AND THE AUTO-11 GIVEAWAY? NO MORE THAN THAT, WE NEED #27 FINISHED! #29 SHOULD HAVE RESET FOR YOU TO RERATE,AS WELL, BUT ONLY DROP A FEW COMMENTS AND GET BACK TO #27 PLEASE, MORE CONCERNED WITH VIP'S THEN BLING AT THIS TIME! THANKS! _____________________________________ 6,027 COMMENTS IN THREE DAYS, WE NEED TO RAISE THE GOAL TO 3.5K PER DAY...FOR 16 ACTIVE MEMBERS THAT IS NOTHING...WE USED TO DO 5-6K ON A BAD DAY...SO WHO IS NOT BOMBING? (BESIDES ME, I HAVE BEEN REALLY SICK! AND STILL BOMB SOME...) IF YOU ARE UNABLE TO BOMB, PLEASE CONTACT ME ASAP! WE REALLY NEED TO HIT #27 HARD, WE HAVE ONLY 2 DAYS BEFORE E NEEDS IT! WE CAN DO IT!!! ______________________________________ STARRY'S PAGE GIVEAWAY #27 THIS ONE WAS GOING TO BE FOR GUNNY, BUT HE HAS SAID TO GIVE IT TO EoTwP...GUNNY IS TAKING SOME TIME OFF, AND EoTwP EXPIRES ON 12/10/08! THANK YOU, GUNNY! 3-MONTH V
Random Stuff
I have no idea why, but I've been inspired by some unknown force...*looks to the sky* Thank you Anyways, this is only part of the new song I am writing. I will post updates as often as possible. ***Remember these lyrics are not yet complete, please do not pass judgment yet. The Void Within written by VampyreRaven A veteran of sorrow, Visions of no tomrrow -chorus- x2 The void within (killing me slowly) The void within (killing me coldly) The void within -end chorus- **This is not the finished product, but more of a rough draft of the finished product. Place jugdment as you see fit. After all, every writer has gotten help from others. :) ** The Void Within written by Cy-Blood A veteran of sorrow, Visions of no tomrrow Just a shell of a man, No emotion, No devotion, Sitting alone in his empty room The void within (killing him slowly) The void within x2 (killing him coldly) The void within A fallen angel be
Sadness And Pain
I don't mean to sound whiney or bitchy or anything but here goes. A few months back i was dumped over a mistake that has also caused me to lose my best friend. I also have been bed ridden and stuck at home thanks to a lack of funds, a vehicle and surgery. on top of this everyone i know has piled their problems on top of mine and im close to the edge. every day i just wanna sleep and sleep and not wake up. sometimes i wonder why i even did. all i seem to feel is pain and hurt and i can't trust people. cause all that seems to happen is i end up getting shafted when i need them. my only solace seems to be in books and playing games. for a brief time i can escape reality for a little while. I know you will say there are those that have it worse. and that im being selfish or whatever. but when you spend your time helping or trying to help everyone around you and they turn their backs on you.. then whose there to think of you? so yes im being selfish and thinking of myself..eventhough right
A New Challenge Today
Time
Four and Twenty years ago I come into this life, Son of a woman And a man who lived in strife. He was tired of being poor But he wasn't into selling door to door And he worked like a devil to be more. A different kind of poverty now upsets me so Night after sleepless night I walk the floor and want to know Why am I so alone? Where is my woman, can I bring her home? Have I driven her away? Is she gone? Morning comes the sunrise, And I'm driven to my bed I see that it is empty And there's devils in my head. I embrace the many colored beast. I grow weary of the torment Can there be no peace? And I find myself just wishing that my life would simply cease. I woke up this morning to the sound of my sound of my electronic "leash". I had to go into town and pick up my daughter and take her to school. So, I got up, got dressed, went in and brushed my teeth and washed my face. As I looked at my face, I noticed the lines that I never had before. I have always had a b
"careful Kitten, What You Ask For".....
She was not sure what he had in store for her today. He had told her that he was going to push her hard, but had not explained any further. As she sat in the car, her mind was going over all the possibilities, trying to figure out what he might do. As much as she liked to think she could figure out what he had in mind, in reality she knew that he wasn’t really all that predictable. As she sat there, she became more aware of the fact that she wasn’t wearing a bra or panties. It had started as simply not wearing panties, but then her mouth had made it worse, and he had told her no bra either. As much as it was uncomfortable because the fabric outlined her nipples, the thought that she was doing this because he had told her too had her pussy wet already. As he talked, he watched her out of the corner of his eye. He saw the slight flush above the neckline of her shirt, and knew she was aroused, although he knew if he tried to get her to admit it, she wouldn’t. He was thi
Easter
Divas And Dragons
We Are Family!!!  Stop By And Say Hi!!! DrunkenMaster Windstardragon BreenaBee~~The Diva Sage MsButt3rfly Drunk3nMaster D-Tox Mizz Darny SassyMa
Fu Slammers Family
i am starting fu slammers family and it will be a family that will help and assist other family members level and other problems that members are having.and help there friends when possible  must add - fan - rate - add to family all members of the family.... so please shout me or private message me if you like to join.
What Is Moonlight Levelers About?
What is Moonlight Levelers about? We are a family that helps those that meet the level up requirements level. In the process we are also helping ourselves because when we rate them we are getting points as well. We have the best members on the Fu! Our vision with our family is this. You don't have to beg people to rate you to help you level because you have a family that will do it for you. When you help level someone it brings you even closer to leveling yourself. When you are ready to level you have a family that will step in and take care of you. We have the best leaders and we are well organized. We have 6 simple rules: 1. No drama 2. Your page must not be set to private 3. You must a/f/r all members 4. Must have our name in your name after you do roll call 5. Help level people when we post a level up 6. Have fun What Moonlight Levelers should be about is family because we are one. We are here to help one another and here to help those on the fu get leveled as well. In t
Swingers Convention,,,myrtle Beach,sc
EVER BEEN TO A SWINGERS CONVENTION? WELL THERE IS ONE CUMMING TO MYRTLE BEACH,SC........LIMO SERVICE,MEALS,PARTIES!  HUNDREDS OF SEXY COUPLES READY FOR SEXY FUN. CLICK HERE FOR ALL DETAILS>>>>>>> http://swingerslist.blogspot.com/ SWINGERS_LIST AND INFO!!!! We are going,,,,,YOU WANNA CUM WITH US?
Dying Light
Wednesday, October 08, 2008  dying light Current mood:  aggravated Category: Writing and Poetry You scream and you yellShe just looks at you through tearsShe stares blankly and boldly So you scream and you yellTrying to break herNever seeing the dying light in her eyes
Usher Videos
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0BDyqwwEdt4  
Bling 4 Sale
I am selling Bling, Pimp Outs. Auto's, Bomb's, & Tickers: 1 Credit Bling - 1 Mill FuBucks 3 Credit Bling - 2 Mill FuBucks 5 Credit Bling - 4 Mill FuBucks 1 Pimp Out - 750k FuBucks Each 1 Ticker - 750k FuBucks Auto 11 - $20 Bling Pack Cherry Bomb - $20 Bling Pack If interested Shout Box me.
Underpants Outside Day
The world is getting sadder by the day. Recession, wars, natural disasters and american idol. Well I think its time we all did something fun to help make the world a little better. Let's make march 1st 2010 the first ever underpants on the outside day. To celebrate, simple dress yourself as you would normally except do not wear underpants. then when you have your cloths on, put underpants on over top of them. Go to work or out shopping or even to your local bar like this. feel like a superhero all day. So if you'd like to make this holiday a reality comment below and pass a link to this blog along to all your friends and most important of all, when march 1st rolls around remember to put those panties or boxers or even tighty whiteys on the outside.
Explanation Of Life
Meeh
A Good Man Forgotten
The Best Guy On Earth
How Hard Would It Be?
How hard would it be to live with, all those questions unanswered? The what if's, why not's, on bended knee and teary prayers. The saying goes, you don't know what you have, until it's gone. In my opinion, that couldn't be more wrong. The truth is, you know, you've known it from the start. You just didn't think you'd lose it, and it's torn your world apart. Whatever the situation is, when love is involved. Do anything it takes, to get the problem solved. Because not knowing, if you had just tried, can drive someone insane. There is nothing that measures up, to the regret and pain. It doesn't matter who is, right or wrong. Once you have found the place, your heart belongs.
Kk@ Fubar
Net
I do not interact with Facebook, Twitter or any of the other social networking platforms. My reasoning is simple. Why in the world would I want to share my private thoughts and feelings with the world at large? What good could possibly come from me having a convenient outlet to express myself to millions of people? The more likely outcome is that in a misguided attempt to be funny or cute, I'd say something stupid and wind up getting publicly raked over the proverbial coals. Which is why I think the wiser path is to keep my opinions to myself. For example, if I were to feel moral outrage over an organization riddled with pedophiles expressing their moral outrage over cleavage, I certainly wouldn't tweet about it. And the photographs I've taken of myself wearing nothing but oven mitts and a tiara will never be shared on a Facebook page.                                                                                 NET                             
Shortys Randomness
fears are jus a mindset of your imagnation that runs circles full of color which in turn gets you wonderin..... how do u change this mindset to get outta these fears to get that demon outta you wat does fear even mean?? does it mean when your scared of somethin or is it a mixture of being scared and now wantin things to change so instead you get the feelin of fears so you try to stop the changes from happening cuz even tho there changes your hoping the past doesnt repeat itself in an awkard way if havin the fears is a good thing to improve your thinking to make you stronger time and love waits for no one jus like fear waits for no one they live and feed on people like a demon feedin rom the dark side of you wat to do, wat to think, wat to believe, hmmmm nthin can explain how i feel my heart sinks jus tryin to say the words the tears wont flow the way they should nthins the same my mind races tryin to figure out the confusion i wanna believe everything that uve told me of how u feel
Stuff
Today I will be saying goodbye to someone who has been a part of my life for a long time. I'm tired of being used, of being last on his list and watching as he goes down a spiral that I don't have the strength or energy anymore to pull him out of. Sick of watching as he puts 2 woman who cares nothing for him, in the forefront of his life. One I don't really know and the other is ONLY his friend because she's angry with me, so I'm just done.

Updates On Life
We are moving on base tommorrow as usual I have done ALL the packing myself. fucking lazy ass men, lol. Oh well. well lets see i'm still totally confused by men some are toal sweethearts and some are just plain assholes but seems like the swethearts are outnumbering the assholes right now.The ex is out of his mind in thinking i can just let go of certain discrepencies. I have been through way too much in my life to let what has occured go just at a split secnd. i think i had the right idea before i met him to just concentrate on me and my kids. well tommorrow at 1221 I will offically be the big 30. looking back I know I have made mistakes and I have made good choices. my beautiful kids, my loving husband, all my family and friends. not forgetting all my great guy friends. Lars, JAred, JOsh, and so many more you all have been so awesome, you have kept my moral high when life was sucking so majorly. So looking back i might change one or two things but over all I think I will be loo
Unusual Facts
Odd Facts about MEDO YOU SNORE?:Yes LOVER OR A FIGHTER?:Lover WHAT'S YOUR WORST FEAR?:Not being able to breathe AS A KID, WERE YOU A LEGO BUILDER?:No WHAT DO YOU THINK OF "REALITY TV"?:Boring... DO YOU CHEW ON YOUR STRAWS?:No WERE YOU A CUTE BABY?:I like to thinks so... HOW IS THE SINGLE LIFE FOR YOU?:Getting old... :( WHAT COLOR IS YOUR KEYBOARD?:White DO YOU SING IN THE SHOWER?:NO! HAVE YOU EVER BUNGEE JUMPED?:No ANY SECRET TALENTS?:No WHAT'S YOUR IDEAL VACATION SPOT?:Alaska HAVE YOU EATEN SUSHI?:No! HAVE YOU SEEN THE MOVIE "DONNIE DARKO"?:No DO YOU GIVE A DARN ABOUT THE OZONE?:Yes HOW MANY LICKS DOES IT TAKE TO GET TO THE CENTER OF A TOOTSIE POP?:Never found out... CAN YOU SING THE ALPHABET BACKWARDS?:No HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ON AN AIRPLANE?:Many times ARE SPEEDO'S HOT?:No WHAT'S YOUR STAND ON HUNTING?:Only if you eat what you shoot... IS MARRIAGE IN YOUR FUTURE?:Probably DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?:No WHAT ARE YOU ALLERGIC TO?:Codeine WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU SAID, "I LOVE YOU":L
Hideway Haven
So here  goes.  Drama.... Why do people  have to casue problems and hurt other people?  for no aparent reason other than  to   try to make themsleves look good. here goes  tot he oens that  want to coem to my page and hate on me and casue drama  u will be blocked i dotn put up with  it. life is too short for your  petty games...drama  will end on my page or lounge ..If u are in love wiht a person on fuabr keep it  to yourself  becasue  drama  will follow no mater where u go cancer  is a scary word to hear. i went to the emergancy room for a  severe pain in my knee i  had been having for  3 or 4 motnhs got to the  point i couldnt take it any more and  it hurt  too much to push the gas peddle. As i am there  they ordered  xrays. the DR  came in 45 min later  wiht a copy of the xray for me  showing me i have a lesion  cysts and tumors in my tibia below my right knee. She  sent me to  the orthopedic surgeon  who in tunr   told me and confirmed the  tumore  we needed to go for a nuclear bo
Zz Top
(1)Legs(2)Rough Boy(3)Gimme all Your Lovin(4)Tush(5)La Grange(6)Cheap Sunglasses
What Do U Think Of This ?
Add this music player and/or G.No aka Latin Bird as a friend. Add this music player and/or G.No aka Latin Bird as a friend. My new album "Latin Bird" will b released soon.. a mix between my latin origins (spanish & italian) and Black music (that Smoke from Playa brings..) Hope u will like it all ciao!!
If There Was No Tomorrow
ok its getting near christmas and love is in the air but since you opened the bulletin you will be: single foreverrrr -or- have the love of your life taken away from you unless you repost this bulletin with one of these song as the title you got 5 minutes after reading all of these good luck :) ♥ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS YOU♥ if your crushing on someone and want them for the holidays ♥JINGLE BELLS ROCK♥ if your single and loving it ♥LET IT SNOW♥ if your just letting things flow for now ♥BABY ITS COLD OUTSIDE♥ if your taken by somone very special ♥ILL BE HOME FOR CHRISTMAS♥ if confused and lost ♥RUN RUDOLF RUN♥ if your wild, flirty, and horny;) ♥ WINTER WONDERLAND♥ if you have absoluty no idea wats going on in your life and wish everything would fix by itself.. and soon If there was no tomorrow...... If there was no tomorrow, Would you love me today
Baby Balke Andrew-beaumont Hill
OMG!! I cant believe my baby boy is now 6 months old it seems like yesterday he was born...He is so big now...he has to be at least 23 lbs if not more...last time we went to the doctors he was 4 months and weighed 19lbs and was 25inches long so i know he is sooo much bigger than that...he is wearing 6-9 and 12month clothing so he is mommy's big boy...just thought i would update everyone on how big my baby boy is...Brittany
Alexziq On Comic Books
Alexziq on Comic Books Category: Life Comic books shaped my life, It may sound crazy to some but its true. I grew up in a single parent home passed back and forth between my Mother and Grandmother, comics were a source of moral fabric in the early developement of my life that I am forever in the gratitude of. They taught me how to be a good person without being a conservative Nazi. Batman and Captain America taught me how to survive through pain when the odds are stacked against you. X-Men taught me tolerance and acceptance of others, while giving hope to myself and others who are differant themselves. Over the years I would come to grow into a young Punk Rock kid. Books began to come out like the Dark Knight Returns, Watchman, Miracle Man, Swampthing, and the Crow. These adult oriented books would ensure that I would continue to love comics through out the years to come. These stories tackled issues of emotion, political corruption, goverment, and the harsh cruelties of the de
Goodnight Love
I was thinking about you today As I was going along my way Happy thoughts and serious thoughts of times past, a glimpse I caught. I often walk there, with you, you know Because the dearest of memories our love will show Before you, there never was happiness Only hours and hours of such loneliness. But then you came along and sadness left My life changed and became the best. What is it about you that I love so And from your presence never will go You are to me a God-given treasure Given to me beyond all measure. We lie in bed wrapped in each others arms, whispering of love and need. We embrace,come together,,join our bodies and seek that sweet release. Our souls intertwine as we come alive,heartbeats in rythm, breaths mingle;we are one. As passion peaks sharply,there is love,we float back to earth. I hear as I drift off to sleep,your softly spoken, Goodnight love and I smile as I begin to dream. 7/3/2006 When I look in your eyes I see something deep, it'
Spam
This mornong I woke up and wanted to send a merry christmas to my friends. After I sent a few I got that error about the short bus and stop sending the same stuff. so the rest of my friends get nothing. Shouldn't it be up to individuals if they want to get stuff or not. Not the chrerry Tap staff. Then I get a letter asking for help getting people to join.. let's get that shit fixed first then I will invite people. So I go back to where i got the last greeting to get another. Same thing about going back to myspace. Just so happens that is where you get stuff... it's fuckin frustrating.
Funnies....love'm
-- In Bakersfield, California, anyone having intercourse with Satan must use a condom. (An asbestos one we presume.) -- In Oblong, Illinois, it's punishable by law to make love while hunting or fishing on your wedding day. -- In Minnesota, it is illegal for any man to have sexual intercourse with a live fish. (Apparently it's OK for woman.) -- No man is allowed to make love to his wife with the smell of garlic, onions, or sardines on his breath in Alexandria, Minnesota. If his wife so requests, law mandates that he must brush his teeth. -- Warn your hubby that after lovemaking in Ames, Iowa, he isn't allowed to take more than three gulps of beer while lying in bed with you -- or holding you in his arms. -- Bozeman, Montana, has a law that bans all sexual activity between members of the opposite sex in the front yard of a home after sundown -- if they're nude. -- In hotels in Sioux Falls, South Dakota, every room is required to have twin beds.
Yesterday's Fading
I was looking for a swan but I found a duck. I really didn't want the duck, I felt sorry for the duck and thought that I could make this duck into a swan. But a duck is a duck! I worked very hard trying to make my duck look like a swan. I dressed my duck up, gave him money and I tought him some swan manners but a duck is a duck! I thought I was ready to introduce my duck as a swan to my friends, but they told me this is not the swan that you were looking for, it's a duck and a duck is a duck. I took my duck/swan blew off my friends because I knew my duck was a swan atleast by now I had convinced myself that my duck was a swan. As the days past on I knew that my so called swan was really a duck. A duck is a duck, nothing else. I decided that I'd loose my duck, so I ran away from my duck! My duck got mad! But I knew a duck is a duck is a duck, and all this damn duck had ever done is lie to me because he told me he could be a swan, but he's a duck! And a duck is a
This Is A Good Start For My First Blog....;-)
A man walks into a psychiatrist's office wearing only underwear made of Saran Wrap. The psychiatrist says, "Well...I can clearly see your nuts." Juli -- [noun]:An erotic popsicle 'How will you be defined in the sexual dictionary?' at QuizUniverse.com
My January 15th
ive been almost unexistant for 5 days between workin and stuff and boohoo for me ive been neglected sex for almost 4 days omg.wot r all u men out there doin?!?!?!? im here happy single and omg more than willing.xxxxx well wot can i say was a pretty casual day.i got up at 11 had sum coco pops 4 breakfast.had 2 work off sum of my energy so i watched a lil porn had a lil orgasm.went shoppin bot new underwear and a really cute new t shirt,met michael 4 lunch i had a happy meal from mcdonalds then went back 2 mine had a lil oral.then i went 2 visit my gran washed my car and it rained gutted like.then i had my tea i just had soup coz i had a big lunch.then i met steven and had the best sex eva really shud tag him so hes mine but hes got way 2 much energy.then i had a shower jumped in2 bed watched sum porn had a lil orgasm and now im writein my blog.xxxxx
Metal Radiocast/podcast
Episode 13 of our Metal Radio cast is up You can find it at http://www.mhmetalradio.blogspot.com BELIEVER- Not Even One Let's face it, there isn't a lot out there in the world of Christian metal that can hold up to even the most lenient of scrutiny, but BELIEVER were the exception. Not only could did they get released by Roadrunner, they once toured with ANACRUSIS, BOLT THROWER and SACRIFICE. A highly creative and talented Thrash band, BELIEVER never got the credit they deserved for being a kickass metal act, despite which team they played for. SCORCHED- Just Finger Yourself Pittsburgh, PA based Death-Thrashers letting you know how to kill some time (besides listening to us...) from their 2006 Demo http://www.myspace.com/scorchedmetal VANMAKT- Undying The Master From their Diaboli Iubeo, Para Vindicta demo, this Black Metal Horde hail from Karlskrona, Sweden. They recently signed with Pulverized Records, and will be releasing a full length album with them later this y
Crazy
So I decided today that my patients come into the office to torture me. They all get together over coffee in the morning and discuss which certifiabley insane people will come to see me on which day. I believe that the conversation goes something like: Patient 1: So, you have an appointment today? Patient 2: Yes. I have determined that the girl up there has had an easy week, so today I am going to go in and make her think that she is crazy.......ha ha ha Patient 3: I have an appointment too, I think I will yell at her and tell her that she is the reason for all of my problems in life. What about you? Patient 1: I am going to cancel and show up anyway and say that I didn't cancel, then get irate and insanly beligerent, then when someone else walks in pretend that I don't know what the hell she is talking about. I think this week we can break her..... While all this is going on I sit completely oblivious to the chaos that is about to slam into me. I am evidently the ro
Dilemma
You are driving in a car at a constant speed. On your left side is a drop off (The ground is 18-20 inches below the level you are traveling on), and on your right side is a fire engine traveling at the same speed as you. In front of you is a galloping horse which is the same size as your car and you cannot overtake it. Behind you is another galloping horse. Both horses are also traveling at the same speed as you . What must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation? * Get your drunk ass off the merry-go-round. * THIS IS MILITARY MANS FIRST TRAIN AND I WANT IT TO BE AS SUCESSFFUL AS THE OHERS. ALL U HAVE TO DO IS RATE THEM, AND FAN THEM IF U WISH TO DO THE OTHERS THATS UR CHOICE BUT DEDICATE THIS TRAIN TO OUR FALEN SOLDIERS AND LETS MAKE THIS THE LONGEST MOST SUPPORTIVE TRAIN ON CT EVERYONE JUST ADD UR PIC BEOW MINE AND SEND ME A PM LETTING ME KNOW U ADDED URSELF. THANKS AND GOD BLESS OUR SOIDIERS. OASS THIS ON TO EVERYONE YOU KNOW! IF THERE ALREADY A F
What I Do
If anyone would like me to do any graphics for pics or anything, just ask. I'd be happy to do any. Just ask me. It takes me about a day at the most (depending on what your asking for) and I will send you the URL of the pic to see your approval, and then just let me know after that. **Lotza Huggz** ~~*MysticFab*~~ What is IMVU you may ask...well it's a 3D chat messenger where your avi can move around..and well it's fun because you can buy all sorts of stuff with credits...or buy your avi name and start making stuff...you own what you make. So it's really fun. I have products already on my profile selling really well. You can find my page here: http://avatars.imvu.com/0oMysticFabo0 Go check it out sign up and add me too it will be so much fun...and homepages can be customized too :P Mystic

Stupid black ice!!!
Book Of Shadows ( Wiccan )
Merry Meet, fellow travellers. Welcome to the Wiccan Altar of Cassandra. Blessed Be and Bright Blessings upon you all. Please walk this sacred hall with respect and diginity. Thank you for coming in and may the Divine Goddess, Mother of us all guide you and care for you as you walk upon your Sacred Path of Enlightenment. Merry Part until the time we Merry Meet again. Bide these Wiccan laws ye must With perfect love and perfect trust. Live and let live. Fairly take and fairly give. Cast the circle thrice about To keep all evil spirits out; To bind a spell every time Let the spell be spoken in rhyme. Soft of eye and light of touch, Speak ye little, and listen much Desoil go by waxing moon Sing and dance ye Wiccan rune. Widdershins go by waning moon Chanting out the baleful tune. When the Lady's moon is new Kiss ye hands to her times two. When the moon rides at her peak Then your heart's desire seek. Heed the North wind's mighty gale, Lock t
Breed Specific Legislation
Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger signed SB861 into law creating a new path for Breed Specific Legislation to take effect in other states nationwide. As of now, the Bull Terrier breeds are now BANNED statewide and anyone having these animals in the state, whether residents or visitors, will face heavy fines and possible jail time. It's also possible that any bully owners still owning these dogs after the bill was signed into law will have their animals taken from them and destroyed. Here's the catch... SB861 was signed into law WITHOUT the consent of the California voting public. This bill was never presented to the citizens of California for their thoughts on it. It went straight to the Governor's desk and it was signed into law. This is what we have to look forward to if the "Governator" runs for goddamn President?!? Is this who you want in office signing things into law without the consent of the American public?!? The Governor of California went too far and unfortuna
Ah!
I just joined the army national guard. I am excited and yet slightly scared. I dont know why this is... maybe cause i think it will challenge my mind and body past the point that i dont want to go. I do think that it will make me into a better person, more responsible. I think thats what im scared of too... having a responsibility. im not used to it and its something very new. I'm confused and I don't know why! I've never been like this, without a purpose. I guess there is a hidden purpose that I just can't see. Oh well... I don't know what to think so I'm going to just go with the flow.
My Horse
Even though it has been a month ago I still cant get him out of my head. A horse. I remember when the barn got him they named him "Dragon" for the dragon wings on his sides. He was about 15 i think. 5 yrs ago before i think. He wasnt in great shape endurance wise but he would give his best we just had to take things slow. Not a mean bone in his body. In the d it said "He needs a man hes man's horse." lol. He had some trust issues but we got him over it. After awhile he could do drill team easily . and seemed to enjoy it. Any way we had a mother and daughter they had one horse that the mother never took care of the horse the daughter did. The mother got married to some guy who looked like Domer.after a year She wanted to get a horse for her husband, but the barn manager said she couldnt have another horse there was no room. So then after Francis and Jeane the owner of the barn's pool patio came off. The Mother and the husband fixed the patio for her. Not knowing they had a plan. Once
Worried
k so ive never made a serious blag b4 but i need to vent....... since all the changes with ratin n comment limits n such im just too afraid to rate pics and comment to welcome new ppl incase i get deleted ...is any1 else feelin like this?
The Moonlit Iris
Can I hold your hand till the end of time read you every loving lyrical rhyme whisper sweet nothings till we fell asleep this would be the life I would want to keep to hold you in my arms every single night and wake up in the morning to a heavenly sight to have you near me, and my near you this is the life that would chase away my blues would you could you deal with me that way would you could you love my day by day would you could you hold me tight would you could you every single night ohh I miss your sweet voice and your tears I want to chase away every single fear I have my life in control, just come and see all I am missing now is you next to me so can I hold your hands till the end of time read you every loving lyrical rhyme whispering sweet nothings till we fall asleep your the woman in my life I want to keep So here I wait for you darlin, till you want me too and here I will be, patiently wanting you so when your ready all you really have to do is let me
Oregon
I will be travelling home on Wednesday, so I won't be online all day. I'll be back on Thursday... I'll see you all then! I landed in Portland, OR at 10:25 am today... I plan to stay until next Wednesday... So - if you don't see me around - I'm out enjoying the scenery and time with my friends. Leave a note and I'll get back to ya as soon as I can. Take it light! ~Rose
Dbz
Why? That's the magic question that none of them can ever answer. What is it about me or what's going on that made you do what you did. I never get an answer. It's been that way for awhile now. I'm a listener by nature. I've made more friends in my little life time that it hurts to think that I've lost just as many as I've gained. The one thing that always comes back to me are the ones that fuck up. For the hundredth time in my life i was lied to. Now it normally wouldn't hurt that bad, but it was for nothing more then a loser who wouldn't deserve to lick my gooch. This is the type of piece of shit you slap your daughter for bringing home. This dude deserves to get his ass kicked by the world. I don't even know the little prick, but not one person I've met that knows him likes him. The one person that's most IMPORTANT doesn't get the hint that there're better guys right in front of you. Ladies! If you wanna find a good man just open your eyes and stop being stupid.
Fan Me Please !
I am rated a 20 (Cherry Rock Star), yet I only have 70 Fans. If you haven\'t already, Please take the 20 seconds it takes to FAN me. I have fanned most of my friends. If I have not fanned you yet please let me know. Thanks, ~ iBaDvS1
Stressed Out..
God I hate cloudy yucky days where it's a drizzle rain and all. Getting all stressed out with it being July, I have to deal with the holiday my sister is coming up in a few days, my mom has surgery in a week and then my dad and step mom come up in a few weeks. My OCD is really going full gear and it gets alot worse because everything has got to be perfect. So now everyday that passes I will only get worse and worse and then be sick from all the stress...
Just A Thought
Just wanted to give a shout out good night and sweet dreams! Tomorrow I am going to see if I can find a second job to supplement for the very few hours I am getting at the job I have been working now. This past week I worked a whole 2 hours and thats not going to cut it. I may even see if I can just find like an 8-12 or 9-1 job so that way I can work the other one cuz I have actually made some kick ass friends there. This weekend went off ok, for those of you that know what was going on in the past week with my sister and I. Only roughly about a month and a half till I can go back to Deutschland and counting! Well Good night all!
Heartbroken
Can't Put This In My Stash....
this is funny..... Sexual Position Demonstration Posted Feb 14, 2007Comedian Lauren Weedman shows us her version of "the basics" when it comes to sexual positions.
~ Nascar - Greatest, Worst, Saddest ~
Another amazing NASCAR finish, this one in the 2001 Cracker Barrel Old Country Store 500 at Atlanta Motor Speedway. Power of 3 Kevin's 1st win his 3rd race. Ralph, Dale Sr, and Dale Jr in a Budweiser Commercial Dale Earnhardt Jr wins 2001 Pepsi 400 at Daytona. This was the first race back at Daytona after dale Earnhardt was killed in the 2001 Daytona 500.
Petals Of The White Rose
Dreaming by the morning moon protected in a tight cocoon so pale in the gloom Petals of the white rose Stretching at the sun light smiles reflecting on its dew drop tiles a glow that's seen for miles The waking of the white rose Delicate as the summer breeze pearly white of royal genes a queen within the garden green the blooming of the white rose Soft as love you give it when hearts should touch a frail friend before the gift of life might end The message of the white rose As we cry these tender woes and say goodbye to them we know they'll fly wherever spirits go On petals of a soft white rose.
Thank You
I'd like to give a big thank you to "Once I Met You I Let Go" for getting me this 1 month VIP access. Shes such a doll. Please Rate/Fan and add her especially if I have helped you out in the past. Once i met@ fubar A Big Thanks, Hugs, Kisses and Luv to ~~Golfer Chick~~ for always helping me out giving me tickers and today donating her Winnings from a contest for a 30day VIP to me. Please show her some luv if you have time by rating and fanning her. She will hit you back Im sure. Thanks Babe!!! Pierre ~~Golfer Chick~~@ fubar
Alrighty Then
due to recent findings of no one on here giving a shit about actually meeting people or talking or anything except a fucking popularity contest i am stepping back..... the people who were real enough to get to know me know how to contact me by other ways.... for everyone else.... thank you for reminding me of how fucking fake and pathetic we are as human beings to have no self worth unless we have people bangin on our door (or website) have a nice day..... and fuck you very much
**feelings**
A Dragon I know the passion and love Of a Dragon. I need the passion and love Of a Dragon. I want the passion and love Of a Dragon. I desire the passion and love Of a Dragon. I crave the passion and love Of a Dragon. I love the passion and love Of a Dragon. I Love My Dragon,and Will For All Of Eternity!!! My Feelings I'm in love with you,but: My Feelings are: No matter what you choose to do in life I just want you Happy. My Feelings are:Not as important as your Heart and Healing it. My Feelings are:If she makes you Happy then I fly away! My Feelings are:She better love The Dragon Too Or I will!!
Convictions Vs Simplicity
Ugh as most of you know, i've only been accepting add requests from people with salute photos... and i had deleted quite a few (ok over 1,000) people without them... now, while the idiot factor seems to have somewhat decreased - lovely effect really - unfortunately, the "whine" factor has increased... "why did you delete me, why won't you accept me, why why why why why..." ... So, i'm thinking of just giving up and dealing with the idiot factor again instead of the whine factor, and just go back to accepting people without them... although the whole "under level 5" thing might stay as a restriction... thoughts? comments? Sin p.s. i hate stupid people
About Me
My real name is Chad ?? im from kentucky i love video games and my computer of course right now im lookin around for someone doesnt have to b any 1 in partictular just someone i can talk to and share things with so if any one out there would like to give me a holler come talk to me not trien to sound desparate or anything just would like to get to konw some people p.s love friends to talk to and share how my day has went sooo.. if there is any 1 out there give me a holler...
Good Shit.
so i dont think anyone read about my perdictament on ebay recently with tryin to get concert tickets....but heres whats gone down. the seller guy filed a dispute with me for an unpaid item. long story short, the guy is just tryin to get a reinbursement from ebay, and by doing so needs to fuck me. here is my reply to Ebay about said bullshit... greetings and salutations to whoever it is that reads this... this is regarding item #150242203585 and the complete, douchebag of a seller, first2last27. On May 5th, the above auction for a pair of concert tickets ended around 12:22pm. as soon as said auction ended, i received an email from the seller stating that he could not close the auction due to his car being broken into and the tickets stolen. he then told me if he could get the tickets replaced, he would still sell to me, only he would give them to me for $100 instead of the selling price of $133 and some odd change, plus shipping of course. the problem lies with the fact that toda
Prayers & Best Wishes!!!!
http://stores.ebay.com/Webbs-Korner-Store This is the store front one of my closest best friends and it's her primary source of income due to medical problems and I would really appreciate anyone who would check this site out and share with everyone too .. THANKS and HAPPY HOLIDAYS & A Very HAPPY NEW YEAR!!! Thanks, Cherie My father in law got taken to the hospital this morning and is not doing very well at all, could anyone and everyone prayer for his safe return home to his family PLEASE!! Also please go to my Wifey's page (Heather on my Family List) and post your prayers to her as well as here PLEASE I AM COUNTING ON YOU ALL TO COME THRU FOR US!!!! WE APPRECIATE AND THANKS ANYONE IN ADVANCE!!!
What I Write Lol
The softness of her lullaby, the calming touch he knows, the smile upon her lips, but still his heart just froze. he watches her from the doorway, as she rocks their baby to sleep, her hair down around her shoulders, he hears her say and my soul to keep. he knows she is already teaching their lil one a bedtime prayer, only the nightlight glows, it outlines her and the baby, her hand lovingly stroking the lil ones face her love shows. he sees the lil ones eyes fluttered and close, watches her hold the lil babe so tender, she kisses the babes forehead, he wonders who could of sent her. she lays the babe down, turns and sees him there, smiles just as she did as she looked upon the babys face, as she places in the crib the teddy bear. he walks to her wraps his arms around her, looks over her shoulder down at the sleeping lil one, kisses her neck and whispers, look what we have done. she smiles, and holds him tight, kisses his lips, both loo
Extended Stash
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Just Wanted To Say
To all my fubar friends I miss you alot now I am ack to work . I need to adjust to working again so until I do bare with me . I will be back soon . Love You SEEMS NOW I AM BACK TO WORK I AM NOT GETTING MANY RATES. SO PLEASE SHOW ME LOVE SO I CAN LEVEL TO 22. IT SEEMS LIKE ALOT TO ASK BUT I AM ALWAYS HELPING OUT WITH FU-BUCKS DONATION AND COMMENTING WHEN NEEDED SO SHOW THE LOVE ................. HUGGS KISSES
Yo
Everytime I see some cracked out username I have to laugh. How can I possibly take anyone serious who's name is something like "HornyGuy69" or "BigTitBartender". Seriously people, you need to really think about this. For the most part you are interacting with strangers. If you find someone you want to friend, do you really want them sending a reply or adding a friend who has described genitalia in their username?? What I really really really like is when people leave me photo comments. What's even better is if they have all sorts of glittery and sparkly things on them, those rule! I've also noticed a lot of people want you to rate their page a 10. I have no idea what page ratings mean or do for a person. I am not a 10. Whether it's looks, sex appeal, or fancy book learnin (picture books excluded). I'm probably more like a 5. If you were to meet me after drinking for a few hours and in dim lighting you might think I'm a 7. So how about we split the difference and I suggest a ratin
To Every Guy
To Every Guy That , To every guy that's said, "Sex CAN wait" To every guy that's said, "You're beautiful." To every guy that was never too busy to drive across town to see her. To every guy that gives her flowers and a card when she is sick or down. To every guy who has given her flowers just because thats how he rolls. To every guy that said he would die for her. To every guy that really would. To every guy that did what she wanted to do. To every guy that cried in front of her. .... To every guy that she cried in front of... To every guy that holds hands with her. To every guy that kisses her with meaning. To every guy that hugs her when she's sad. To every guy that hugs her for no reason at all. To every guy who would give their jacket up for her. To every guy that calls to make sure she got home safe. To every guy that would sit and wait for her for hours just to see her for ten minutes..... To every guy that would give his s
Valentines Reprint!
OK, if you read this and you do not have Valentine this year, for what ever the reason and you are kinda tired of all the "Happy Shiny Valentine Day People" And you Like me, are single and do not have a "Significant other" ANd you agree Cupid should get his little Cherubic Ass kicked tomorrow leave me a comment! Yeah I said it! I haev not had a good Valentines day in a LONG time, so CUpid can get a can of Stone Cold WHoop ASS tomorrow!
Some One
get me a fucking drink sheesh
Men
i really hate the fact that i get all the ones who plays games why can't i just find someone who is true!!!
Happy Hour Very First Look Here
Wow I can't Thank you all enough for the turn out of my very first Happy Hour. My friends are true gems, That I love dearly. Swing by these wonderful ppls pages and show them as much love as possible. You won't regret meeting these ppl I sure don't. And these ppl are diamonds in my eyes Abby Abby ~Screw the roses, Send me the thorns~@ fubar G
Fed Up
This has been a day from hell!!It started at 9:45 this morning, when I got into it with a complete and utter jerk sales rep. Who threatened my jb, if my deptarment didn't place his order. The issue is, he only gave us half the info. It's like buying tires and tellig them (I think they're back?). I mean WTF!!! Then I got into with a branch manager that lost $35,000 in inventory, due to him not receiveing a few truck loads of ice melt. his fault not mine, but her tried to play the teflon game. IE; nothing sticks to me... Only to have my 15 year old shot by a BB gun.... Like I said day from hell.. ARRGHH... *sigh* Tomorrow's another day...
Poetry
I'm lost and cannot find my way. I get worse at the passing of each day. People look at me dead in my eyes and do not care. I look back at them and think while we stare. Don't they realize I'm the result of their error and their joy. These people believe what is done is done and leave me as a young boy. They do not help me release the full potential within me. They look at me and what will happen and think that's the way it's suppose to be. The people leave me as a deprived and lonely thing, And in all this world of hurt and pain, I still find one who will sing. I will look familiar, yet different with nothing fancy, not even lace. I say I'm the child you never had, and you yell that it can not be. I'm filled with hurt and pain and things that I can not admit, But the time to change me is here and will come only if you commit. You can fix me because I'm not fully grown. You can help me, or still leave me on my own. I'm your nightmare and dream all wrapped up into one.
Auction!
Be My First Owner
Im in my first auction. Be my first owner! click click Im in my first auction. Be my first owner!
Ouch!!!
The Trouble With Squirrels Trust me, pee before you read this one...lol I never dreamed slowly cruising on my motorcycle through a residential neighborhood could be so incredibly dangerous! Little did I suspect... I was on Brice Street - a very nice neighborhood with perfect lawns and slow traffic. As I passed an oncoming car, a brown, furry missile shot out from under it and tumbled to a stop immediately in front of me. It was a squirrel, and must have been trying to run across the road when it encountered the car. I really was not going very fast, but there was no time to brake or avoid it -- it was that close. I hate to run over animals, and I really hate it on a motorcycle, but a squirrel should pose no danger to me. I barely had time to brace for the impact. Animal lovers, never fear. Squirrels, I discovered, can take care of themselves. Inches before impact, the squirrel flipped to his feet. He was standing on his hind legs and facing my oncoming Valkyrie with stead
Tag
YOU CAN ONLY TYPE 1 WORD AS AN ANSWER 1. Where is your cell phone? downstairs 2. Your significant other? none 3. Your hair? up 4. Your mother? amazing 5. Your father? great 6. Your favorite thing? sex :D 7. Your dream last night? HOT 8. Your favorite drink? water 9. Your dream/goal? happiness 10. The room you're in? bedroom 11. Music? all 12. Where do you want to be in 6 years? happy 14. Where were you last night? home 15. What you're not? satisfied 16. Muffins? poppy 17. One of your wish list items? house 18. Where you grew up? Utah 19. The last thing you did? laundry 20. What are you wearing? nighty 21. TV? spongebob 22. Your pets? gone :( 23. Your computer? mac 24. Your life? confusing 25. Your mood? horny 26. Missing someone? yes 27. Favorite Store? idk 30. Your summer? depressing 31. Like someone? yes 32. Your favorite color? purple 33. When is the last time you laughed? Yesterday 34. Last time you cried? forgot I am tagging: YOU
His Sex Slave In Training..........part Vii...final Chapter
“It’s really great having you back,” he said leisurely as his breathing slowly returned to normal. “Thank you Sir, it’s really great to be back,” Marcie replied gleefully as the buxom blonde looked up at her handsome Master from her knees while she licked the remains of his manly juices from her lips. “Mistress Samantha raved about your performance last week,” the Germanic gentleman said with glowing eyes as he reached down and lovingly caressed the side of her face. “I’m really glad that I pleased her, Master.” His hazel eyes looked proudly into her brown orbs. “You see, I knew you could do it!” Her pretty blush filled her face and she accepted the gracious compliment while she enjoyed the gentle feel of his hand. “Hilda and I both missed you.” “And I missed you both as well.” “You realize we’ll have to make up for some lost time, of course.” “As you wish Master.” At that point the tone of Hans’ voice suddenly changed. “Mistress Samantha also informed m
Another Auction...
My friend talked me into going into another auction since I did so well in my other auction. So here is where you can go if your interested in bidding on me. I am sure I will not go so high this time. http://fubar.com/photo.php?u=1659598&albumid=1152910&i=3374362035&idx=2#1663020235 I am offering 100 11s per week.. a big gift.. a small gift each week... a salute.. just to name a few things.. Thanks!
Name
What Samantha Means You are the total package - suave, sexy, smart, and strong. You have the whole world under your spell, and you can influence almost everyone you know. You don't always resist your urges to crush the weak. Just remember, they don't have as much going for them as you do. You are usually the best at everything ... you strive for perfection. You are confident, authoritative, and aggressive. You have the classic "Type A" personality. You are confident, self assured, and capable. You are not easily intimidated. You master any and all skills easily. You don't have to work hard for what you want. You make your life out to be exactly how you want it. And you'll knock down anyone who gets in your way! You are very intuitive and wise. You understand the world better than most people. You also have a very active imagination. You often get carried away with your thoughts. You are prone to a little paranoia and jealousy. You sometimes go overboard
My First Night At Fubar--
I seem to be fumbling about a bit, I sort of stumbled here out of some less enchanting space, but I hope to get the hang of this place soon...fubar seems phenomenal...Thank you all for your kindness!
No Credit Given
IT GETS PRETTY BAD WHEN YOU AT ONE TIME YOU WERE A PART OF A CLUB BUT BECAUSE OF A PERSONALITY CONFLICT YOU LEFT.. I LEFT TO KEEP FROM BRINGING DRAMA TO CLUB FRAT BECAUSE OF THE CLUBS MANAGER BUTTERFLY, AND WHEN I DID LEAVE EVERYTHING I HAD MADE FOR THE CLUBS HOME PAGE HAD MY NAME TAKEN OFF AND NOW ALL IT SAYS IS MADE FOR US WHEN AT ONE TIME THEY SAID MADE BY SOFTWHITEROSE.. WHEN MY NAME WAS UNDER EACH THING I MADE FOR THE CLUB IT SHOWED I HAD PUT FORTH THE EFFORT TO BE A FRIEND TO THE CLUB.. NOW BY REMOVING MY NAME FROM THE THINGS I MADE MAKES IT LOOK LIKE THEY NO LONGER WANT MY FRIENDSHIP, WHICH IS FINE WITH ME.. I WOULD LIKE TO LET PEOPLE KNOW THAT CLUB FRAT THINKS OF ONLY THEIR SELVES AND THE POINTS THEY CAN GET.. BECAUSE ONCE YOU LEAVE THEIR LITTLE CLUB YOU MEAN NOTHING TO THEM THEY REMOVE YOUR NAME FROM ANYTHING YOU HAVE DONE FOR THEM.. SO BEWARE IF YOU JOIN CLUB FRAT AND YOU HAVE AN ISSUE WITH SOME ONE AND YOU LEAVE THEY NO LONGER KNOW WHO YOU ARE AND IF YO

how doyou tell some one how you feel whene you scared about how there ganna react
I'm Sorry
i have hurt someone i really truely care for. I don't know how to fix it. I hurt so much because i have fallin for him and i fell hard. i want to fix everything so bad. i'm so afraid that i'll never hear from him again and that kills me inside. i hate not knowing whats going through his head. i know that i have no good explination for it. but i can promise it will never happen again. please please forgive me!
Funny
Sad News Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community. The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71. Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain Crunch. The grave site was piled high with flours. Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded. Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times, he still was a crusty old man and was considered a positive roll model for millions. Doughboy is survived by his wife Play Dough, three children: John Dough, Jane Dough
Why
What We Accomplished Together
Ralph Nader for President 2008 November 11, 2008 www.votenader.org www.officialnaderstore.com To staff, volunteers, supporters, donors, and voters Authoritative public sentiments have always been there, have they not? From the Declaration of Independence's majestic prose to the preamble of our Constitution which begins with "We the People of the United States ..." to Lincoln's Gettysburg Address "toward a new birth of freedom ... for a government of the people, by the people and for the people" to the last words of the pledge of allegiance -- "with liberty and justice for all." Sentiments remain mere words; heralding hopes, wishes and poignant nods. Unless they are grounded in reality, behavior, respect, attitude, and renewal, they become the words of controlling processes, pacifying the resigned, fortifying the concentrators of abusive power, and ever manipulating the trusting populace by the latest politicians climbing up the electoral hills. The Nader/Gonzale
Falling Souls
Baby Roxan
(THIS POST IS FRIENDS ONLY FOR A REASON, IF YOUR NOT A FRIEND KINDLY MOVE ALONG. THANK YOU) I am reaching out to you all in hopes that some of you will find it in your hearts to help me help my daughter. Below is a link where you can help contribute to her happiness and well being. People buy VIPs and BLASTS and HHs and all that silly stuff on here everyday, please don't turn your backs on a good cause. I also included a bit about her in this bulletin and what she is going through. Please take a moment to do what you can. Simply CLICK THE PIC below to contribute, please. Thank you... AJ aka Unique Dream Roxan was born on November 30th 2008 at 6:27pm. She was a month premature and weighed in at 4lbs 6oz. Roxan was born with many complications, some severe and others strictly cosmetic. The entire left side of her body, inside and out, was and is under developed and deformed. Literally head to toe. As of yet the doctors still don't have a reason. We are constantly i
Music
links rechts gradeaus du kommst hier nicht mehr raus links rechts gradeaus du kommst hier nicht mehr raus der Wahnsinn hat mich eingesperrt und deine Heile Welt verzerrt hat sich in deinen Kopf gepflanzt lauf, Kind, lauf, so schnell du kannst du weißt nicht mehr, wer du bist du weißt nicht mehr, was liebe ist dein Spiegelbild hat sich entstellt niemand ist hier, der zu dir halt klopf klopf, lass mich rein lass mich dein Geheimnis sein klopf klopf - klopf klopf klopf klopf, lass mich rein lass mich dein geheimnis sein klopf klopf, lass mich rein lass mich dein Geheimnis sein links rechts gradeaus du bist im Labyrinth links rechts gradeaus - links rechts gradeaus keiner kann dir sagen, welche Türen die richtigen sind mein verlornes Kind links rechts gradeaus du bist im Labyrinth links rechts gradeaus - links rechts gradeaus keiner kann dir sagen, wer die guten und die bösen sind mein verlornes Kind du hast mich oft aus dir verbannt an meinem Zo
Jokes
The Five Minute Management Course ~ > *Lesson 1:* > > *A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is > finishing up her > shower, when the doorbell rings.* > > *The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs > downstairs.* > > *When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door > neighbor.* > > *Before she says a word, Bob says, 'I'll give you > $800 to drop that towel.'* > > *After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and > stands naked in > front of Bob. After a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 and > leaves.* > > *The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back > upstairs.* > > *When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, 'Who > was that?'* > > *'It was Bob the next door neighbor,' she replies.* > > *'Great,' the husband says, 'did he say > anything about the $800 he owes me?' > * > > *Moral of the story:* > > *If you share critical information pertaining to credit and > risk with your > share
Controversial Sh!t
I am completely infuriated about the healthcare that US Military Veterans are receiving as of late. It really disturbs me how they are treated and handled with such blatant inconsideration. For example, I have seen nurses mistreat veterans on several occasions, man-handle and verbally brutalize them. It sickens me beyond belief. They are shown absolutely no respect as a person, let alone the veteran that they are. Furthermore, the treatment my husband has been receiving (or rather, lack thereof) at Jerry L. Pettis Veterans Memorial Hospital is in such disregard of what they should be doing that it is deplorable! The right hand doesn’t know what the left hand is doing, for starters. They have several doctors set up to see the Veterans. That is all well and good, but when you are seeing several doctors for the same problem, this is where it becomes plaintive. My husband has been going to the VA for the last two years for orthopedic reasons. Both of his knees are in crucial need
Graffiti Drexer Logos.
Create Your Glitter Text DREXER GRAFFITI LOGOS.
My Name Meaning
SOUTHERNCHARMSShyOOddUUnrealTTerrificHHarmlessEEasyRRelaxedNNiceCCheesyHHandyAAppealingR
Poems
                  Greatest Love Ever           How could I ever explain this love of ours this love is the love that last forever and ever and it can’t break up with any force this is the greatest love ever.           This love angel could never be explaned by words alone It seems like we knew each other all our lives. This is the love talking. The greatest love ever.           Angel I love you more than life itself. I could never show my love for you in words. The words are not enough to express my love. It is strong too. This is the greatest love ever it is the best.
Fair Well For A While
Hey everyone! So, I finally made it to ANGEL!  I'm so happy and want to thank everyone that helped me out along the way!  I want to give a big shot out to all my top fam and friends because you are the ones that have been there for me threw EVERYTHING on here.  Steve @.K.@ Hunter Friod, there are not words to describe how greatful I am to have met you. Thanks for always being there for me and always making me feel special.  I love you a lot. Anyways, I writing this blog to let everyone know who cares that I will not be on fubar as much as I usually am for a while.  The reason for this is that I am just so fuckin sick and tired of the drama and I'm not going to put up with it any longer.  I have a real life and a fubar life and there is no reason for me to keep dealing with all this fubar drama cause it has NOTHING to do with my real life which I am very happy with.  YO MOMMA LOVE IT AND HASTA BABY are still bothering me and for what reason I don't know. They still got all their friend
Kjess12
Lady Gaga rocks, love her style
Mojeeb
hi be nice to the people on your way up because you need them on your way down all the kind of love
Stuff & Things
R_______Hot tears fall down my face...All I feel is sadness and hurt from youYou probably don't even careEverytime I try to get closeYou push meAwayYou rip me with your wordsStomp on my heartAlmost as if you like itYou know you hurt meYet seem like you don't careYour drunken wordsThey tear meYour sober wordsUsed to be so sweetMiss the old youWish it was the sameAs years agoWhat happened to that man?Or was he not the real you?Was it just all fake to draw me in?Make me wantLoveDesireOnly you R______Would gladly giveThis broken heartTo youWould you take it?Or is it justYour ego keeping meAnd my heartPrisonerI know you don't love meYet I stayYour willing slaveEternally in painAnd sadnessI love youYet hate youWould give anything to be yoursWould be yours if only you askedBut deep down I knowYou hate meOnly keep me for entertainmentStill I worship the ground you walk onEven though we have never metI love and hate you at the same timePleaseStop lashing out at meLove youHate youTill I find a w
Leave Out All The Rest
I dreamed I was missingYou were so scaredBut no one would listenCause no one else caredAfter my dreamingI woke with this fearWhat am I leavingWhen I'm done hereSo if you're asking meI want you to knowWhen my time comesForget the wrong that I've doneHelp me leave behind someReasons to be missedAnd don't resent meAnd when you're feeling emptyKeep me in your memoryLeave out all the restLeave out all the restDon't be afraidI've taken my beatingI've shared what I madeI'm strong on the surfaceNot all the way throughI've never been perfectBut neither have youSo if you're asking meI want you to knowWhen my time comesForget the wrong that I've doneHelp me leave behind someReasons to be missedDon't resent meAnd when you're feeling emptyKeep me in your memoryLeave out all the restLeave out all the restForgettingAll the hurt insideYou've learned to hide so wellPretendingSomeone else can come and save me from myselfI can't be who you areWhen my time comesForget the wrong that I've do
Random!!^^
hey all!! im really bored....so hmmm what to talk about? hmm i guess i could talk about my GREAT FRIENDS ON HERE!!! well most of my friends i talk to are on Angels and Demons lounge and they are so GREAT!! they make me feel like i belong there and they are just so cool!!!!!!! I LOVE YOU MY ANGEL AND DEMON FRIENDS!!! :D......hmm what to talk about now??... well i guess i could talk about how much fubar is so cool but i dont think ppl wanna hear that lol :D ya im being sorta random right now cuz i just wanted to write a blog lol...soo umm i guess thats it for my first blog!! well i hope i made ur day or whatever!! lol idk LOVE YOU ALL!!
Stories
She faces to the left. It's the only comfortable position when her wrists are bound together above her head. She lies on her stomach and watches the candlelight shadow of me preparing. The smell of the jasmine incense hangs in the air like a silent witness to the evening. She move against the ropes. Not to get free, but to feel that she can't. She resists the tug of the ropes securing each ankle. Embarrassed, yet excited by the open position. The noise of the leather strap makes her flinch. The sharp pain brings a whimper. The Safe Word goes unspoken. Blood flushes her face as she anticipates the next stroke. She squeezes, then relaxes; not knowing which will lessen the pain. The lash comes sooner than she expects. A louder sound, a sharper sting, yet the Safe Word goes unspoken. While her cheek warms, she feels the light touch of my glove tracing her tattoo. The colored curves of the design on her lower back feel icy cold compared to the hot marks on the back
Acai Juice
Potassium is the mineral most plentiful in the Acai. The Acai Juice is also rich in copper, and uncommonly high in manganese. Only a small portion provides far more than the body requires of this ultra-trace mineral.
My Theme Song....it's Called The Sweetest Sin
If I don't say this now, I will surely break, As I'm leaving the one I want to take, Forgive the urgency, but hurry up and wait, My heart has started to seperate, Oh,Oh Be my baby, Ohhhhh, Oh, Oh Be my baby, I'll look after you, There now steady love, so few come and don't go, Will you, Won't you, be the one I'll always know, When I'm losing my control, the city spends around, Your the only one who knows, you slow it down, Oh, Oh, Be my baby, Ohhhhh, Oh, Oh, Be My baby, I'll look after you, And I'll look after you, If ever there was a doubt, My love, she leans into me, This most assuredly counts, She says most assuredly, Oh, oh Be my baby, I'll look after you After you, Oh, Oh Be my baby Oh, oh It's always have, and never hold, you've begun to feel like home, Whats mine is yours to leave or take, What's mine is yours to make your own Youre so beautiful to me I want a guy who will feel this way about me! Can you imagine us, making love The way you w
Women's English.....
    "Yes" = No "No"= Yes "Maybe" = No "I'm sorry" = You'll be sorry "We need" = I want "It's your decision" = The correct decision should be obvious by now "Sure... go ahead"  = I don't want you to "I'm not upset"  = Of course I'm upset, you moron! "We need to talk"  = I need to complain "You're certainly attentive tonight"  = Is sex all you ever think about? "Be romantic, turn out the lights" = I have flabby thighs "This kitchen is so inconvenient"   = I want a new house "I want new curtains"  = and carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper... "I heard a noise"  = I noticed you were almost asleep "Do you love me?"  = I'm going to ask for something expensive "How much do you love me?"  = I did something today you're really not going to like "I'll be ready in a minute"   = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on T.V. "Is my butt fat?"  = Lie to me "You have to learn to communicate"  = Just agree with me "Are you listening to me!?"   = [Too late, you're dead] "Do
Poems
Love Like A RoseCategory: Writing and PoetryLike the thorns prick, sometimes you wound my heartLike the red bulb, so is the blood from my heartLike the leaves on the stem, I hope you never leave meLike the green of the stem, your love for me I so envyLike the rose blossoms, each day my love blossoms for youLike the sweet smell of a rose, so are you just as sweetLike the red of the bulb, so is my passion for youBut like every rose, roses eventually wilt and dieJeremy
Sharepoint-hosting-apps4rent
Hosted Exchange for Power Users and Inexpensive POP3 E-mail for the RestNEW YORK, June 15 /PRNewswire/ -- Apps4Rent, a Microsoft Gold CertifiedPartner and BlackBerry Alliance member, has upgraded its hosted Exchangesolution to allow company email accounts on the same domain to be splitbetween Exchange hosting and inexpensive POP3 e-mail hosting. Apps4Rent'ssplit-domain solution along with their free migration assistance and zerosetup costs lower the bar for adoption of Microsoft Exchange Server 2007."Companies are cautious about moving all their users to hosted Exchange forcosts and continuity reasons," said Wade Dube, Manager for Apps4Rent. "Whilethere is a significant benefit in having all users to the Exchange hostingplatform, some companies may find it cost effective to move only their powerusers, while continuing to keep the rest on inexpensive POP3 e-mail accounts."Exchange hosting plans (http://www.apps4rent.com/hostedexchange.htm) start at$6.95 per mailbox that includes 1GB sp
Newbee Here
Recent "newbee". Site looks pretty f'in hot.  Think I'll chill and stay awhile.  Any advice for myself and others like me? By the way, if you want a free sex toy, video or the like check out http://www.grownupgift.com
Joys Of Muslim Women
A MUST READ FOR EVERYONE. Joys of Muslim Women  By  Nonie Darwish In the Muslim faith a Muslim man can marry a child as  young as 1 year old and have sexual intimacy with this  child. Consummating the marriage by 9.  The dowry is given to the family in exchange for the woman (who becomes his slave) and for the purchase of the private parts of the woman, to use her as a toy. Even though a woman is abused she can not obtain a divorce. To prove rape, the woman must have (4) male witnesses.  Often after a woman has been raped, she is returned to her family and the family must return the dowry. The family has the right to execute her (an honor killing) to restore the honor of the family. Husbands can beat their wives 'at will' and he does not have to say why he has beaten her. The husband is permitted to have (4 wives) and a temporary wife for an hour (prostitute) at his discretion. The Shariah Muslim law controls the private as well as the public life of the woman. In the West Wor
Love Life..live Life
… if you love somebody, tell them....A friend is someone who knows the song in your heart and can sing it back to you when you have forgotten the words....a song isn't a song until you sing it a bell isn't a bell until you ring it love in your heart isn't put there to say love isn't love until you give it away. ("The Sound of Music")
Jon's Lounge
Koalas!
A koala bear walks into the bar the other day and sits down next to a hooker, one thing leads to another and soon they're both headed up to her room for some fun. For next few hours all the koala bear does is go down on the hooker, after this jumps up out of bed and starts heading for the door. The hooker still dazed and confused says "Hey! you cant leave, I need to get paid for this yet." The koala bear replies, "I'm just a koala bear I don't know such things." so the she finds a dictionary and tells the koala look up hooker and sure enough it says HOOKER- someone who gets paid for sex. At this the koala bear starts laughing and tells the hooker to then look up koala bear..... The definition of a koala bear reads as follows: KOALA BEAR a small fuzzy Australian animal, it eats bushes and leaves!
2nd Or 3rd Shift
One Moment Together
Close your eyes, and relax. Take a deep breath, a lay back. You may not be here, but I am loving you like you are. My hands are your hands now, feeling you, from afar. Can you feel me, against your skin? Moaning as you venture, a little deeper in. Feeling your heart, beating with mine. Praying for mercy, from father time. But the clock keeps ticking, no matter how I feel. Just tell me you can feel me, you know it's real. I know you are busy, please don't slip away. Praying for someone to stop the clock, this day. The world to stop spinning, at just the right time. When I have you inside, these arms of mine. Then it can start up again, and I can breathe a little better. Knowing that for once, we shared a moment together.
The Snarkster
Snarking the fact checkers is my priority. Go to http://www.factcheck.org and see what the conservative free enterprise system is about. Super Tuesday goes to... Is it Mitt Romney, Newt Gingrich or Rick Santorum? Find out by logging on to: http://www.drudge.com
Wmsale2
sport bottles Custom printed sport bottles are very excellent for promotional activities during athletic events. Sports bottles are extensively used for promotional campaigns especially during athletic events and are good for businesses that have an understanding or connection with the sports industry. Companies can provide these sports bottles as giveaway gifts during athletic events, sports tournaments, and also for small sporting occasions. This will help the companies increase their brand awareness and create an image of a company that has a niche in the sports industry thus enabling the company to tap into this market. An apron is not only practical; it is decorative as well. Whenever you are working around the kitchen with ingredients that can be messy, an apron would ensure or at least help ensure that your clothes would be kept clean. There are also aprons with pockets and pouches thus driving the practicality factor to a higher level. When it comes to style, there are differ
Club 69 - Need Help Leveling?
Club 69, We run it as a family, to support each other  And because we run it as a FAMILY, I am opening this blog for those who want help in leveling. There will be a maximum of Points 1 or 2 Million Points. We can also help with Leveling Requirements such as ability Points you may need used on you etc...We will be taking People who are in need of help, On a first come, first serve basis. This blog is always going to be open,  and those that want to participate in helping people level will be Appreciated, as well as rewarded for their help. If you are joining the lounge To ask for help, please dont bother, because We know who are The Real CLUB 69 staff or members. So if u need help, Please Post a Comment here and we will work so hard on getting you the points needed for leveling, and the tasks if we can. We Are 1 Family, We Support Our Staff And Members!! Club 69 For Life!! *NOTE* YOU MUST ME A MEMBER OF CLUB 69 TO ASK FOR HELP!
Evp Session
Mil Deseos
I think every one know how to make friends and love on Internet, You will be aware of where to meet new people and how to meet new people online. To make friends you need to just get out there are say “hi.” Connect with people and make them want to see you every day. Start conversations that tick. If you have the humor bone, crack jokes to make people laugh. Look smart, dress trendy, and you’re on the path to getting noticed and being liked. But making yourself visible is not just to become a popular figure. Once you gain some contacts you’ll be able to gauge likeminded personalities and they’ll be able to track you as well. You can go deeper into the relationship and get really close. So now you have your inner as well as outer circle of friends to get close to. There just aren’t any limits as to where, when and who to make friends with. Friends can be found at your workplace, school or college or at the beach, mall, gaming arcade, hoste
To Dana ((9-11-06))
Have you ever lost someone who meant more to you than your while soul? How does someone deal with losing their best friend? Yesterday was the most tragic day of my life. Not only was it the remembrance of what happened 5 years ago with terrorism, but it was the day that I lost my best friend. Dana Asbury was only 18 years old when she was killed in a car accident. It hasn’t fully sank in yet and I don’t know that it will ever, I don’t want to believe that its true. I want it be a bad dream that I wake up from; I want to call her and know that everything is ok. To hear her voice one last time is all that I want right now, but I know that it will never happen. Dana and I were inseparable, we were always together, no matter where we were. We were sisters that everyone wanted to have. She was always there for me when I needed a shoulder to cry on, an ear to listen whenever I had something going on. I remember I could always call Dae and she would always know the right words to say to c
Where Is The Love?
We only got, one world! Peace, Jamn.
Where To Take Women On "dates"
Hi Readers Okay, here goes. First, what's been working for me. The CF attitude is definitely paying off. Bottom line, IT WORKS. Another tip I've found to work for me is to generally play up to a woman's insecurities. DON'T make fun of them, be respectful, but just let them be aware of the fact, tactfully, that you KNOW that they arn't perfect, and given a different set of circumstances, if you so chose, you could be with someone else. The trick I have found that works for me is to ALWAYS KEEP THEM GUESSING. Does he like me, or doesn't he? Where do I stand? How can I win him over? Don't give them your undieing devotion to them right off the bat or they'll KNOW that you're a wussy!!! Okay, so here's my question. Could you tell me how to ask a girl out without "losing your power...?" It seems to me like once you have "put yourself out there", and asked her the question "Will you go out with me?" you have made yourself seem somewhat weak and wussy-like. Is the
Diary Incerpts To Know Me A Lil More....
I have lost all luster, In this sanctity called life. I forgot what it meant to live, I rememeber only life as strife. I am trying to begin, Begin again anew. After all the pain and torment, The hate you continuously threw. You turned me from someone who felt, To someone who spites too much. You took away my ability to love, You tore my faith in trust. You thrust your hands into my face, As you said it was my fault in the end. You hurt our children and took their souls, You left me to help them begin to mend. How dare you for what you did to us, The pain you put us through. We now know it was not our fault, For you turned into someone we never truely knew Because in the end, after all is said and done, We can only rely on each other. We will never put the blame unto ourselves, Your torcherous hell seems to have brought whats left of us together..... So go on, leave, do what makes you happy, Dont look back to see us smile, We will not miss your tort
Random Ramblings
Yup, that is right! I wanted to go out for my birthday this year since I never get to anymore with Jakob (my 11 month old). However, my aunt (who is 34) wanted to double with me with a guy 12 years her junior. Yeah, no thanks. I already told her I refused to double with her because of some of the other guys I was forced to go and meet with her. You would think she learned her lesson by some of the other guys she has meet online but nope, she is still looking for the 'one'. Anyone who knows me will know exactly what I went through with her in Febuary 2006, and October of 2005. Anyways, my date would've been older then hers. Just seems like it would be pretty awkward so I opted out of that. Then, my sister is going on this retreat with her church. She spent what was supposed to be my birthday money from our parents because she needed things for the trip and had also offered to babysit Jakob so I can go shopping that very weekend. Sweet huh? Oh well, looks like I will be
My Soul
You are very passionate and quite temperamental. While you can be moody, you always crave comfort. You are not a very grounded person. You prefer dreams to reality. For you, it's all about possibilities. You believe that people see you as larger than life and important. While this is true, they also think you're a bit full of yourself. Your near future is calm, relaxing, and pretty much what you want. And it's something you've been anticipating for a while now. For you, love is all about caring and comfort. You couldn't fall in love with someone you didn't trust. Inside the Room of Your Soul http://www.blogthings.com/insidetheroomofyoursoulquiz
Joe The Adventurer
joe was exploring a danergerous jungle when all of a sudden he was surronded by a bunch of tribal warriors. they had long sharp spears and wore the bones of animals as necklace's. they had the skulls of lions on their heads. standing before joe was the leader of the warriors. he had a huge headdress made of feather's and animal skins. as joe stood there he said "oh god! i'm dead". all of a sudden joe hear's a voice say "joe your not dead yet". joe asked "who said that?". the voice replied "this is god and you are not dead yet". so joe asked god "what do i do now?" god said "walk up to their leader and take out your big knife and stab him to death". joe puzzled asked god "are you sure?" god said "yes i'm sure". so joe walked up to the leader of the warriors and pulled out his knife and stab him to death. joe then asked god "now what?" god said "now you are dead"
Funny Shit
ok i was at this party last saturday night with some homies we were havin fun so my bro decided to make this drink him n a homeboy made up i dunno if any of y'all have tasted somethin like this but a get a 2 litter of mountian dew, half a bag of smarties and a fifth of everclear.... mix all that shit up inna milk jug shit or somethin shake it til all the smarties are gone, but jus warnin ya dont try n think your smarter then everyone else cause ya smashed the smarties if ya do that it will make it taste like shit! this shit will get ya FUCKED UP n it takes the kick of takin everclear straight A costume party is planned with the theme: "Dress as an Emotion." On the night of the party, the first guest arrives and he opens the door to see a guy covered in green paint with the letters N and V painted on his chest. He says to this guy, "Wow, great outfit, what emotion have you come as?" And the guy says, "I'm green with envy." The host replies, "Brilliant, come on in and have a drink!" A
Greatwhitehuntr2 In The Wild
***SANTA CLAUS CONTEST NOW OPEN*** COMMENTBOMB YOUR FAVORITE CHERRYTAP SANTA CLAUS & SANTA MOM ***AWESOME PRIZES FOR THE CONTESTANTS !!*** JUST CLICK ON THE PHOTOLINK TO VOTE FOR ME = *** Great White Hunter *** HOSTING THE CONTEST = ~Engla~Hosting CherryTAP Santa Claus & CherryTAP Santa Mom~ @ CherryTAP Get your player at Mp3Profiles.com Good Morning Sweety, I awoke early this morning with you on my mind. You seem to be the adventurous woman that I could really enjoy spending some time with. A fine woman with an imagination and a strong desire to please. These qualities could surely keep a life interesting and pleasure Full. I find it somewhat painful in my soul that we have to experience these fantasies over the internet and hope that someday we can live out some of the experiences. We will be thinking of and enriching our connection together as friends through our imagination and yearning to live out some of our deepest fantasies.

A Game
Bored and tired of being stuck at home, alone, I decided to treat myself to a football game at our local university. I got myself ready and headed off to the stadium. As I sat down in my seat I looked out at the people who were there to cheer the team on. So many different types of people, young, old, students, parents of players, young females just wanting to look at gorgeous men, young men just looking at gorgeous women. Then I saw him, a gorgeous creature that took my breath away! Before he sat down I saw that he was tall, with a gorgeous smile, dressed in shorts and a tight white t-shirt that showed how well built he was. I continued to stare, and then I noticed that he was looking at me and smiling. Blushing I turned my gaze away and watched the game. From time to time I would look over at where he was sitting; I saw that he was sitting with two other, very gorgeous, men. Mmm what a sight. As my mind began to wonder off to a place of naughty thoughts, I didn’t notice tha
Blahs Of Life
**An FYI before you read this. There is much more going on than the brain disease. This is lengthy but if you are truly curious, towards the end it will list several of my other health issues.** As a few of you know, I am a rather ill person. I'm asked fairly often what it is that I have. To save time from having to repeatedly type it out, I guess I will just blog about it. The past week has been extremely rough for me. The pain is out of control. Since we've moved, I am nowhere close to any of the 21 specialists that have worked with me the past 7 years. Oh gee, the things I get to go through again while finding new doctors. I'd rather be dead than to go through all the hellish testing that I will have to go through again. I literally mean that. The testing just can't be described. If you can think of it, I have more than likely gone through it and I get to go through it again. Some of the testing is extremely painful, some testing is tolerable and some testing is
Poetry
I Love You I love your eyes. Everytime I look into them, I am lost. I fall deeper and deeper into the spell they cast upon me. I can't help but look. I love you smile. Everytime you smile at me, I feel the warmth of the sun shinning down on me. It warms me more than cuddling in front of a brand new fire. I can't help but smile back. I love your kisses. Everytime your lips touch mine, I feel an endless stream of passion. It sends me on a journey, a journey in which I do no mind taking. I can't help but kiss you. I love your touch. Everytime your skin touches mine, I feel the most enlivening feeling I have ever felt. It is the feeling of a pounding heart and a shivering soul. I can't help but touch you. I love everything about you....... This is a poem dedicated to soeone I love very much but can't be with cause I messed up... When I close my eyes... I can see your face.. My heart calls out, wanting you with me in this special place.. I can feel
Bedroom Golf
Rules for Bedroom Golf -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 1. Each player shall furnish his own equipment for play - normally one club and two balls. 2. Play on a course must be approved by the owner of the hole. 3. Unlike outdoor golf, the object is to get the club in the hole and keep the balls out. 4. For most effective play, the club should have a firm shaft. Course owners are permitted to check shaft stiffness before play begins. 5. Course owners reserve the right to restrict club length to avoid damage to the hole. 6. The object of the game is to take as many strokes as necessary until the course owner is satisfied that play is complete. Failure to do so may result in being denied permission to play the course again. 7. It is considered bad form to begin playing the hole immediately upon arrival at the course. The experienced player will normally take time to admire the entire course with special attention to
Health Care
HEALTH CARE IN AMERICA . . . Two patients limp into two different medical clinics with the same complaint. Both have trouble walking and appear to require a hip replacement. The first patient is examined within the hour, is x-rayed the same day and has a time booked for surgery the following week. The second sees his family doctor after waiting a week for an appointment, then waits eighteen weeks to see a specialist, then gets an X-ray, which isn't reviewed for another month and finally has his surgery scheduled for a year later. Why the different treatment for the two patients? The first is a Golden Retriever. The second is a Senior Citizen.
A Little About Me
so this semester is crazy...i'm a senior at Plattsburgh State, NY. I have an intern working with TBI and I work with mental challenged and disabled adults. It all keeps me busy. Basically only a little time to chill but I graduate in May so i'm excited after finally finding a major I like. Isn't all about what you like?
My Short Stories
She stared out of her dust covered window, into the garden. It once lived, she mused silently. It lived till he had died, now it is nothing but a garden of stone and thorns, a place where nothing grew anymore, nothing thrived there of beauty. He had been stolen from her, before she could ever realize how much was being taken for granted. He was her love, the only one that had walked the earth. Now, weathered and wrinkled, her only comfort was a painted picture. The painting had came from him, the one he was working in the orchard on that sad, sad day. Her painter, so talented, so young,now gone. On that day, she regretted not looking for him. She figured that he fell asleep amongst the apples and the sweet grass that he loved so. The sun blazed its circle in the sky, followed by the sun's wife, the pale faced moon and then again the morning, happy and wondrous once again. She awoke alone, frustrated that he could stay out so long and not come home. She dressed cursing him under her b
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i know im not good at writing pomes but i try like i tried with us i trusted u i told u things about me i let u in u hurt me i hurt u im not perfet i have a bad past i may drink i may smoke cigs i may have even given up my child but im not the person i used to be i stop doing drugs years ago i may smoke every now and then but to me its better than being on pills the rest of my life living in fear u used my past to hurt me u told me u would never love again to hurt me worse i didnt mean to hurt u like that but u lied u found love again rather quick i might add i never lied to u but i cant change what u belive u never met me for all i know u lied to me ever day i cared about u so much and no matter what u say to/about me i will always care about u i didnt take u soul i never had it YOU LIED TO ME u dont understand me u never did im young i have been hurt it takes more than 4 months to love someone i never met my feels do run deep but the fear is strong
Life
i know not alot people read my blog but i dont care. if any of my friends noticed that i am not on as much it is because i have a job and i work a rotating shift.. i have a few bills to pay so the extra money goes to paying them off. not to mention getting 2 visits a month with my son I know its been a while since i posted a blog. Saturday my husband and I renewed our handfasting vows. I could not be happier. We are doing good, we are closer than before. But, then the things that happened while on vacation in GA helped to pull us closer. so here it is another day. I cant say im surprised about how things have turned out. Yet again I am put to the side and made a friend. I dont think it will happen again. I have learned my leason well and am not trusting another man with my heart. any ways have a great day
Insanity Fair
Express Yourself LIVE Yada yada new job yadayada not enough time yadayada too tired yadayada it sucks... Did you ever notice how important your voice is to communication? I thought about it quite a lot since I use the internet I guess actors do too. Just take one simple sentence “What do you mean?” and imagine in how many different meanings you could say it how many meanings one simple sentence can have, fear, anger, amusement, curiosity, boredom you can sound annoyed or resigning with just one simple sentence. Got it? And now take the internet and think a minute about how many different people from different countries, social environments, cultures and ideas use it every day… some of them might even know meaning for this simple sentences you never thought about… but why is it important? Because you don’t have a voice on the internet and without your voice you can not fully control what you are saying. You might laugh while saying something but you
Still I Rise. . .
The words below are by Maya Angelou,and b/c of the way my personal world has been spinning recently, this poem has really been speaking to me . . . .I think that these are words of empowerment for ALL women & races!!! Some of my darkest days have been lately, ( I'll write about this sometime soon in another blog), and the tuth & comfort found in this poem remind me that you CANNOT or WILL NOT keep a strong woman down!!!! STILL I RISE You may write me down in history With your bitter, twisted lies, You may trod me in the very dirt But still, like dust, I'll rise. Does my sassiness upset you? Why are you beset with gloom? 'Cause I walk like I've got oil wells Pumping in my living room. Just like moons and like suns, With the certainty of tides, Just like hopes springing high, Still I'll rise. Did you want to see me broken? Bowed head and lowered eyes? Shoulders falling down like teardrops. Weakened by my soulful cries. Does my haughtiness offend you? Don
Sexual Iq Test Results
- Jeanne's Sexy Acronym - Jis for...JazzyEis for...EagerAis for...ArousingNis for...NaughtyNis for...NakedEis for...Enticing The Sexy Acronym Generator at QuizUniverse.com jeanne's sexual nickname: "Pussy Cat" Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com Go figure!!! Leo Since you are such an attention craver, you are into wearing the sexiest clothes and going straight for the sexiest person in the room. You like secure people who are genuine and have a good fashion sense. In bed, you like to get all of the attention, so you need a partner who can worship you for the hottie that you are. You like to dance and strip for your partner and you enjoy buying the sexiest lingere for yourself. Sex matches: Aries, Sagittarius, Libra Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com
Bomb Me
^^^^^^^^ Click this picture and bomb away!Show me your love plz...I am way behind and in need for help.If your from Cincinnati you have to do it the contest is for team spirit and i'm in all cincinnati clothes!!!!!! Ty Ty Ty I'll return the favor also..... Come on i know i got some friends that would like to help me with this contest...lol....stop by rate an comment as much as you can Please Thank you xoxoxoxoxox
A Couple Poems I Wrote..
My Heart.... My heart, Is slowly breaking. Peice by peice, I'm falling apart. The pain, Of not being able to see or talk to, The one I love, Is getting worse, With each passing day. It hurts, So much. I need him, Right now. My heart, Is slowly breaking. Rylee M I wish... I wish, He was here to hold me. I wish, He was here to love me. I wish.... He was here to tell me, "Everything's going to be ok... I love you." Rylee M The one I found (the other point of view from my friend DC's poem "Poems from a white prision") I saw him, In the white room. Looking so small, In the hospital bed, Eyes closed. I went to him, Put my hand on his chest, It was bearly moving. I traced his lips with my fingers, So soft, Like rose petals, Yet a little cold. I can hear his thoughts, He thinks I'm trying to seduce him. Even in his state, He's aware of all around him. I leaned down, I kissed his lips softly. I began to
Callicos Crap
Stressed out. Trying to find a place to live. Probably going to end up in a one bedroom apartment. The kids will get the room and I'll just sleep in the living room on my mattress. who knows. Hopefully things will work out with the housing situation. I can only pray. I'm not coming to cherrytap anymore. I already have enough fucking drama in my life.
I Write You Read Lol
i have come to the conclusion I must write something in this blog area so here is it, yeah I'm single no I'm not really waiting for the right girl to come along because i'ma father of two girls that need me badly because there mother is a real peice of work, I love women dont get me wrong but i'm sick of hearing "i'm fat" cause to me every woman is beautiful, well okay there a few ugly ones out there that need to be thrown back in the basket and re picked but for the most part... well i also hate being alone but I'm so sick of drama I'm fuckin almost 30 way ready for the bullshit to be over. now thats said I guess i came to a conclusion that i'm a doofious! well when i find a woman and I like here and i think maybe just maybe I might have a chance I fuck it up by igrorning her, or getting drunk and stupid like if front of her, or my anger issues get the best of me, or the fact that I'm a seahawks, nascar freak might not be so applealing, oh and the fact I love the move cars and would
A Plastic World
since I broke up with my boyfriend, i just feel hollow inside.
*****devils Play Ground**********
Hi Cherries, I am coming to you To Tell you about a Great Lounge.It is *******DEVILS PLAY GROUND******** It has Awesome Music and Great People.We Would love For you To join us.Come Check us out.We are looking to fill Some Spots in the room.These Positions are Needed. Bartenders Go-Go dancers Security Dj's Many Others and looking for great people who are looking to have fun with the rest of us.If you are interested in filling any of these Spots Please Contact the Owner of the Lounge!Here is His link `~~******OWNER OF DEVILS PLAY GROUND ***~DJ ANGER@ CherryTAP Click here!! Thanks Smokingbibbw!!!
The Real American Story And How It Should Be
hey what sup everybody i just created a new yahoo name i use to go by mobius6192006 but i have changed it to KingMobius so if yall dont mind please add me i would enjoy talking to all my friends on here i sure hope to hear from alot of you thanks and have a great week Theodore Roosevelt's ideas on Immigrants and being an AMERICAN in 1907. "In the first place, we should insist that if the immigrant who comes here in good faith becomes an American and assimilates himself to us, he shall be treated on an exact equality with everyone else, for it is an outrage to discriminate against any such man because of creed, or birth place, or origin. But this is predicated upon the person's becoming in every facet an American, and nothing but an American..There can be no divided allegiance here. Any man who says he is an American, but something else also, isn't an American at all. We have room for but one flag, the American flag... We have room for but one language here, and that is the English l
My Favorite Mistake
THIS VERSION IS MY FAVORITE. GEORGE AND I SAW GATO IN CONCERT AT EVERY OPPORTUNITY. I FELL IN LOVE WITH THIS SONG THE FIRST TIME I HEARD IT WHICH WAS AT TULANE UNIVERSITY HERE IN NEW ORLEANS.
New To Music Industry
this song is by a friends friend who has started his career in the music business,he's swedish. it has been released on single and i'd appreciate it if you'd listen and comment. this is another one by bimboboy please listen and make comment
Surgery
AHHHHHHHH IM SO SICK OF HOSPITALS I THINK SOMEONE NEEDS TO PUT ME DOWN LOL OK NOT FUNNY BUT SO HOW I FEEL RIGHT NOW I JUST FOUND OUT I WILL BE HAVING ANOTHER SURGERY IN A FEW WEEKS AND I HAVE NO CHOICE BECAUSE IF I DONT I WILL END UP IN A COMA LOVELY I KNOW SO HERE IT IS I HAVE THIS SHUNT A TUBE THAT PUMPS THE SPINAL FLUID TO WHERE IT NEEDS TO GO AND THAT IS WHAT NEEDS TO BE REPLACED BECAUSE IT IS IN MY DOCTORS OWN WORDS SUCKING MY BRAIN DRY AND AS IF THAT ISNT BAD ENOUGH I HAVE NOW DEVELOPED SOMETHING ELSE WITH MY HEART THAT I NEED TO GET CHECKED SO YA IM SICK LOL SICK AND TIRED OF BEING SICK AND TIRED I SO NEED A BREAK FROM BEING ME ANYBODY WANT TO TRADE PLACES JK ANYWAYS I GUESS IF YOU DONT SEE ME ON FOR A WHILE U KNOW WHERE IM AT THE HOSPITAL I SHOULD HAVE MY PHONE SO CALL ME IF U HAVE MY NUMBER OR IF U NEED A WAY OF GETTING IN CONTACT WITH ME LET ME KNOW
All About The Funny
To commemorate her 69th birthday on October 1, actress/vocalist, Julie Andrews made a special appearance at Manhattan's Radio City Music Hall for the benefi t of the AARP. One of the musical numbers she performed was "My Favorite Things" from the legendary movie "Sound Of Music". Here are the lyrics she used: Maalox and nose drops and needles for knitting, Walkers and handrails and new dental fittings, Bundles of magazines tied up in string, These are a few of my favorite things. Cadillacs and cataracts ,and hearing aids and glasses, Polident and Fixodent and false teeth in glasses, Pacemakers, golf carts and porches with swings, These are a few of my favorite things. When the pipes leak, When the bones creak, When the knees go bad, I simply remember my favorite things, And then I don't feel so bad. Hot tea and crumpets and corn pads for bunions, No spicy hot food or food cooked with onions, Bathrobes and heating pads and hot meals they bring, These are
Vacations
This past weekend my best friend Nick came to see me for his vacation. I have not seen him in 5 years and it most certainly was good to see him again. I enjoyed his company. He also accomplished talking me into moving out of Louisiana, so in a year I will be moving to Iowa near him. There are a few other reasons for my moving too, but I am not going to devulge my reasons just now. My pics are in my friends and default album and also my stash. Thanks for reading.
Piper's Plaything
Ok, so today is day 1 of my vacation from my children. It's ok, but i'm bored and i don't know what to do with myself. what i have been doing is playing in psp. Ok, it's Friday, I just signed up and trying to figure out what the hell to do.
Random Thoughts
I am so sick of hearing people condemn mothers for "spoiling" their children. So what if a child gets something from Walmart?.....so what if you get them what they want for birthdays or Christmas?......so what if the gifts are a little expensive?....my children are just that..MINE!!!....before my daughter got her own place she still worked full time, helped me keep house, babysat when I needed her to, cared for me & her younger brother when we're sick, fed the pets, reminded me of appointments, bills that are due and that I needed to take my medicine. The list goes on & on. Why can't I reward her for all her hard work?.....God knows how tough she has it now that she's out on her own (and NOT on welfare). Why shouldn't she enjoy what I can give her?...My youngest son is an "A" student, plays football and is in the band. He does his chores, doesn't bother anyone, and is an absolute joy to be around. He has a sense of humor that will make anyone laugh.....he has more friends,
Cfl
could u help me out all i need is 6 photo rating please i really appreciate it the pic links r below ok im in a the CFL football game all we need is rates so will u go to the pic link below and rate my pic and the other 5 Shady Posse team member a 10 please i really appreciate it, and please just the shady posse pics love u all and have a great day
This Is Why U Should Support Our Troops
When a soldier comes home, he finds it hard.... ...to listen to his son whine about being bored. ....to keep a straight face when people complain about potholes. ...to be tolerant of people who complain about the hassle of getting ready for work. ...to be understanding when a co-worker complains about a bad night's sleep. ....to be silent when people pray to God for a new car. ...to control his panic when his wife tells him he needs to drive slower.
Friends
Military Friends OTHER FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs MILITARY FRIENDS: Call your parents Drunk ass hell and tell them about the fat chick you tried to pick up OTHER FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong. MILITARY FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying, Damn...we fucked up...but that shit was fun!" OTHER FRIENDS: Cry with you. MILITARY FRIENDS: laugh at you and tell you to put some vagasil on your pussy. OTHER FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back. MILITARY FRIENDS: Keep your stuff untill they PCS. OTHER FRIENDS: know a few things about you. MILITARY FRIENDS: Could write a book with direct quotes from you. OTHER FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is doing. MILITARY FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you. OTHER FRIENDS: Would knock on your door. MILITARY FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, "I'm home!" OTHER FRIENDS: Are for a while. MILITARY FRIENDS: Are for l
F.u.b.a.r.
Have you tried to leave a friend a photo comment today? You don’t even have to be bombing a contest to see this annoyance! Once you leave a comment, as usual it goes to the page that says “successfully added user comment, click here to go back”…well, if u don’t click to go back, it will take you back to the user’s default pics or other album pics. So…I started clicking “back” on the browser rather than using the “click here to go back” option before the page turns on me. When it takes me back, I was then hitting “refresh”. Now, how are we supposed to hold successful contests any more??? I guess Fubar doesn’t like contests cramming their servers! Also, by using my method for commenting on contests, I would like to know HOW the hell I could possibly get one of these…. And just WHY did I not get a warning before this happened??? I usually get about 5 warnings before I see anything like this. Screw it! Put me in time out if you want to FUBAR! I’m a Taurus and I am just stubborn enou
Life Savor Flavors
A teacher was doing a study testing the senses of first graders, using a bowl of Lifesavers. The children began to say: ">Red............cherry," ">Yellow.........lemon," "Green..........lime," "Orange.........orange," Finally the teacher gave them all honey Lifesavers. After eating them none of the children could identify the taste. "Well," he said, "I'll give you all a clue; It's what your mother may sometimes call your father." One little girl looked up in horror, spit her Lifesaver out and yelled: "Oh My God!!!! They're assholes!"
Kiss This...
Your Kissing Technique Is: Perfect Your kissing technique is amazing - and you know it. You have the confidence to make the first move. And you always seem to know what kissing style is going to work best. Sometimes you're passionate, sometimes you're a tease. And you're always amazing! Are You a Good Kisser?
It's Only Funny The First Time You Die
when the winter comes banging on your door you'll crave the warmth, you'll wish there was more you cancel the chime ringing choir at your porch you'd trade it in for that silly tiki torch when winter comes howling into your face you'd sacrifice it for beach sand in its place you call out the challenge for those that pass "is it cold enough for ya", as they try to kick your ass when winter comes along and freezes your toes you'll wish the smell of suntan oil was filling your nose you consider a move to the warmer clime you'd do it, you say, if you only had the time when the winter is the winter of your discontent think about those less fortunate, those that cannot afford their rent consider the homeless, and you will feel blessed you'll not curse the cold, for you are warmly dressed i hope I passed the audition.. I walk on water okay, it's really a frozen lake I can part the red seas okay, it's really a blood soaked cake I brought a plague down on egypt
Inspiration
ok i dunno if anyone else would like this 3 min video but it got me thinkin lol http://www.212movie.com/
Diet
I was in Wal-Mart buying a large bag of Purina for my dog Tiny and was in line to check out. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog.....Duh! I was feeling a bit crabby so on impulse, I told her no, I was starting the Purina Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 lbs before I awakened in an ICU with tubes coming out most of my orifices and IV's in both arms. Her eyes about bugged out of her head. I went on and on with the bogus diet story and she was totally buying it. I told her that it was an easy, inexpensive diet and that the way it works is to load your pockets or purse with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The package said the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again. I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a tall guy behind her. Horrified, she
If You On My Friends List I Wanna Know..................
Be careful who you talk to on here they only a bunch of ppl who chat then talk shit in there blogs about you when they started the convo up. If you fo real then act like it.....Dont be a ass bout things Have fun If kisses were water, I will give u a sea. If hugs were leaves, I will give u a tree. If LIFE was a planet, I will give u a galaxy, if friendship is life I will give u mine. "worlds best friends week" send this to all ur good friends. Even me, if i am one of them. See how many u get back. If u get more than 3 u r really lovable IF YOU'RE ON MY FRIENDS LIST, I WANNA KNOW... I want to know 30 things about you. I don't care if we never talk, or if we already know everything about each other. You are obviously on my list, so let me know with whom I am friends! 1.Your Middle Name: 2. Age: 3. Single or Taken: 4. Favorite place to hang out: 5. Favorite pet/animal: 6. Favorite Band/Artist: 7. Tattoos and/or Piercings: 8. Whats your philos
To All The Fishermen
A friend sent me these pictures of what was caught a mile and a half offshore. I bet you've never caught one of these while fishing!! Don't worry.. they let her go when they got to shore and not try to hang her over the mantal or have the wife clean and cook it for dinner LOL!!! This is a true story.
Vip Giveaway
I have managed to get 5 people for now and will be linking all participants here and in bulletins
I Want
Dirtiness
Sad
New Comment GraphicsSexi Graphics This is one of the truest proverbs written. I love someone, but I know that he can never be mine. I think of him often and wish it were different. I know that when the time comes and he finds someone, I will have to make him a memory. New Comment GraphicsSexi Graphics
Vacation
im on vacation what should i do?
Liberty
Now I want to write about the most wonderful person, to have graced my life in a long time. I have several sisters that have been there for me, since I have been on here. One stands out the most, and its Liberty. This girl has been there for me for almost a year now. A day doesnt pass that I dont talk to her on the phone, or online. No matter if we disagree, or agree she is there for me no matter what. I am closer to her, than to my real life friends. She is very important to me, her friendship has gotten me through some pretty tough and great times. I dont know where I would be without her, and I dont want to find out. Sis ur the best, I am so happy we have become sisters, and the closests any 2 friends can be. No matter if im being a butthead or just being a brat, I will be here for you. I love ya sis, u are one of the greatest additions to my life, to come along in a long time. Photo and video editing at www.OneTrueMedia.com I havent written a blog about my sister in a
Green Team
I just wanted to take a minute to say Hi to all of you on this team and tell you that even though you have been placed here;you DO NOT have to remain on this team....in fact it's my sincerest hope that you will go to either the blue or purple team...... If there are extenuating circumstances which have made it hard for you to stand by the bombing rule I hope you will take the time to send me a mail,give me a shout or ask for my yahoo addy so we can discuss this.....or even better we can have a meeting in the family lounge with Corky and Sweetbaby and let them decide how best to help you get back on track... I'm not here to be a hardass,but if you want to know if I am one...the simplest answer is yes... If I give my word I stand by it,but I will also look at all sides of an issue before I give my word on anything.Please know that I will help you,but I expect you to help yourself as well. Thank you for reading this and hopefully you will excell as you know you can. We will bomb
A Beautiful Person
To A Beautiful Person If God had a refrigerator, your picture would be on it. If He had a wallet, your photo would be in it. He sends you flowers every spring. He sends you a sunrise every morning. Whenever you want to talk, He listens. He can live anywhere in the universe, but He chose your heart. Face it friend, He is crazy about you! God didn't promise days without pain, laughter without sorrow, sun without rain, but He did promise strength for the day, comfort for the tears, and light for the way
My Movie Of Me Bein A Dork
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My Life
Gina's Blog
Recently I have been banned from leaving comments on profile pages and on photos. When I wrote Fubar as to why, they just said,"You have violated the terms of service and please refer to them" Soooooo, I read them and I couldn't see anything in there that I violated. I have no nudity on my page or in my photos. My comments I leave on my friends pages are tasteful. (I've seen way worse from others then what I ever put up) I'm drama free. I replied back telling them that. (waiting for a reply) So Fubar,why you going after the little fish instead of the sharks?? Is it a power trip? I have no problem with censorship if it's done to 'ALL' who violate the TOS. And not just a select few. (still don't know what my crime is) Well getting my square peg ass outta this round peg hole site. Gina Since Fubar banned me from making comments, and never told me why, and since I did send alot of Maxine comments, I can only surmise that Fubar is anti Maxine
Slipping
Everyday is starting to be the same thing over and over again. I get up go to work come home get on the net for a few minutes then go to bed. I really don't have anything else going on other than that. Just seem to be loosing grip on reality. Someone shake me awake before I slip away
The Tall Woman And A Midget
One day a boy and his father were at the dining room table working on the boy's Social Studies homework, the chapter about government. The boy turns to his father and asks, "Dad, how many people work in the U.S. government?" The father replies without hesitating, "Oh, about ten percent." A tall woman met a midget at a party. The midget was barely three feet tall but they were attracted to each other. After a few drinks they went back to the tall woman's apartment. "I can't imagine what it will be like making love to a midget," said the woman, "especially with the size difference and all." "Just take off your cloths, lie back on the bed, spread your legs apart and close your eyes," said the midget. The woman did as she was told and soon she felt the biggest thing she'd ever experienced inside her. Within a few minutes the woman had climaxed eight times. "If you think that was good," said the midget with a smirk, "Just wait till I get BOTH legs in there!"
The Dash
read of a man who stood to speak At the funeral of a friend He referred to the dates on her tombstone From the beginning to the end He noted that first came the date of her birth And spoke the following date with tears, But he said what mattered most of all Was the dash between those years For that dash represents all the time That she spent alive on earth. And now only those who loved her Know what that little line is worth. For it matters not how much we own; The cars, the house, the cash, What matters is how we live and love And how we spend our dash. So think about this long and hard. Are there things you’d like to change? For you never know how much time is left, That can still be rearranged. If we could just slow down enough To consider what’s true and real And always try to understand The way other people feel. And be less quick to anger, And show appreciation more And love the people in our lives Like we’ve never loved before. If we tre
Liquer Warning
Liquor manufacturers have accepted the Government's suggestion that the following warning labels be placed immediately on all varieties of alcohol containers: ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your bra and panties. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a retard. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may
Childish Things
I have very strong feelings on this subject!!! I feel that there is some things you SHOULD believe and some things you SHOULD NOT believe! You should at least ask a person about a situation you "HEARD" about on line when you have spent almost 4 years with that person. Chances ARE it's LIE. You SHOULD NOT trust what some bleach blond bimbo is telling you, just to get you MAD at your ex. I happen to have a daughter that will never KNOW her father due to fact that he believes other ppl over what I have to say. So for that I am sorry for my daughter. But I must say that I am happy that she never grew attached to a man that will never know her. I'm sorry if some don't agree, but that is how it is.
Welcome To Our New Family Members
dj fabulous OWNER OF SIN CITY MEMBER OF CLUB F.A.R &FIRE AND ICE LEVELING CREW@ fubar ================================================= SweetBabyGirl FuAngel To Broken Romeo & The BackAlley NightClub & Fire & Ice Levelling Crew@ fubarher profile is set to private so leave your profile link in the comments and shell send you a friends request....thanx ================================================= Please take some time and rate/fan/add these new ppl....Cmon Fire & Ice, let's show the sum luv!!!!!!!!
Slappys Blog
why do we do the things we do? some days i have no clue wtf I did what I did. why do we want things we can't have? material things and people, people can be worse. Why do we love the people we do? Love is a bitch Why do some days feel worse then the day before? and last..... WHY ME??? I wrote your name in the sky but the wind blow it away. I wrote your name in the sand but the waves washed it away. I wrote your name in the sea but the fish took it away. I wrote your name in my heart But there it will forever stay. **note** this was copied, and is for *LDH* went out both friday and saturday nights and had no alcohol....boy whats wrong with me.??? but i had a good time thats all that matters
Rip Grandpa
God where do I start..... I am so freakin sad and depressed right now and dont know what to feel. I just lost my grandpa who was like my father cuz my father was gone my entire life. It hurts so bad all I can do is cry. I have no one to hold or comfort me or tell me everythings going to be alright. I feel so alone. Why did this have to happen to such an amazing person. I just sat there today holding his cold lifeless hand thinking about all the things in life we've been through. The memories flooded my head like a ship drowning at sea. All things in life are given to you and can be taken at any moment, Ive come to learn that. Where do I go now who do I go to when lifes taking its toll and I have no one to talk to, to listen, to care and most of all give me advice? Why does life end so quickly for those who've given their everything? God I feel like the world has come to an end....Ive lost MY BEST FRIEND :( Some how and some way I will get through this but it is going to hurt. I nev
Fubar
SINCE I JUST STARTED THIS NAME I HAVENT HAD A CHANCE TO ADD ANYMORE PICS YET. I WILL BE ADDING ALOT MORE IN THE NEXT DAY OR SO. HOPE TO SEE LOTS OF RATES AND COMENTS HELLO ALL. I HAVE BEEN ON FUBAR FOR A LITTLE WHILE UNDER A DIFFERENT NAME BUT IT HAS KIMDA CAME TO A STOP. I HAVE SOME FRIENDS THAT I TALK TO ALOT. BUT MOST I DONT EVER HEAR FROM. SO I STARTED A NEW NAME TO TRY AND MAKE NEW FRIENDS AGAIN. I LOVE TO CHAT AND JUST MEET NEW PEOPLE. HOPE TO HEAR FROM YOU. DONT BE AFAID TO SEND A SHOUT OR A MESSAGE IF YOU WANT TO CHAT OR JUST KNOW MORE ABOUT ME. JEFF
Tyler Hansbrough
thank you guys so much for making my b-day great. showin all the love and so many wonderful gifts. you guys rock. He is the best player First team all acc
Love Or Drugs
Me personally I love my family and my house more than I love the drugs. i can say that I am more of a woman than someone that i know on here. i could not talk about this person if it were not true. That is why i live in Lecanto with my boyfreind and she is probably on the streets somewhere doing the crack that she wrote a check on someone account an d might go to jail for it. i know for a fact that if it were my account she would be in jail right now. i would never keep a 37 year old and a 16 year old trying to have sex with each other behind the mother back like they did either. I have more brains than to do that so I guess the person is glad i don't know where they live at now because I would send the sops to their door. 16 can get the person 30 years and no more seeing their own kids. NO STOP TALKING SHIT ABOUT ME.
Blue Fridays
Blue Fridays. Very soon, you will see a great many people wearing blue every Friday. The reason? Americans who support our troops used to be called the 'silent majority' We are no longer silent, and are voicing our love for God, country and home in record breaking numbers. We are not organized, boisterous or overbearing. Many Americans, like you, me and all our friends, simply want to recognize that the vast majority of America supports our troops. Our idea of showing solidarity and support for our troops with dignity and respect starts this Friday -- and continues each and every Friday until the troops all come home, sending a deafening message that ... every red-blooded American who supports our men and women afar, will wear something blue. By word of mouth, press, TV -- let's make the United States on every Friday a sea of blue much like a homecoming football game in the bleachers. If every one of us who loves this country will share this with acquaintances, coworkers, friends,
Test Bullys
Now Hiring! We need female security,female and male strippers, female bartenders, promoters and greeters if you believe that you can fill our needs! then come see me Ms D Gems or ms-bi_chics_rock_69
Possibly The Best Person On Fubar
I want to introduce everyone to my Fu-Owner.He is a wonderful guy and a great friend.His name is Taz and here he is.If he is not on your friends list then he should be. He is one of the best people to know on fubar.FAN HIMADD HIMRATE HIMTaz E Devil@ fubarHe loves to get bombed with photo comments so stop by his page and show him mad love.This Pimpout Brought To You ByJUMPINJOY2DAY~~DREAM GIRLZ~~OWNED BY "TAZ" ME LIL DEVIL!!!@ fubar
Ghost
When I think of you I get a cold chill. You are like a ghost in my past, yet you are my future. You own all my love, and my heart is yours. You help me make it through the day, and I have just one thing to say... I love you. Written by, Michael Coburn
The Truth About Readheads!!!!!!
Redheads 'have more sex than blondes or brunettes' Blondes may have more fun but redheads have more sex, according to new research in Germany. The study by Hamburg Sex Researcher Professor Dr Werner Habermehl looked at the sex lives of hundreds of German women and compared them with their hair colour. He said: "The sex lives of women with red hair were clearly more active than those with other hair colour, with more partners and having sex more often than the average. The research shows that the fiery redhead certainly lives up to her reputation." He added that women who dyed their hair red from another colour were signalling they were looking for a partner, and added: "Even women in a fixed relationship are letting their partners know they are unhappy if they dye their hair red. They are saying that they are looking for something better." Psychologist Christine Baumanns said however that it may not be the women who were to blame for the better sex lives of redhead
2am...just Breath
this song has stuck in my mind all day.. having had many a sleepless night with so many conflicting emotions with in myself, between my heart and my head... Lady victoria reminded me that we all take breathing for granted..and we forget to stop...and BREATH deep cleansing breaths to let our hearts and minds and spirits calm down and be renewed again... i hope my friends enjoy the way i see things and i hope i help u all in my own little way. HUGS ANNA NALICK LYRICS "Breathe (2 AM)" 2 AM and she calls me 'cause I'm still awake, "Can you help me unravel my latest mistake?, I don't love him. Winter just wasn't my season" Yeah we walk through the doors, so accusing their eyes Like they have any right at all to criticize, Hypocrites. You're all here for the very same reason 'Cause you can't jump the track, we're like cars on a cable And life's like an hourglass, glued to the table No one can find the rewind button, girl. So cradle your head in your
T's The Man!!
Thats right fubarians it's the 2 dolla maka you holla auction!! All bids start at $2 or 100k fubucks! So come one come all and see who can make you holla! My Fu-owner T!! Go show him love people! He's a great Fubarian! Sold to T on 6-3-2008 For 2 months
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Vip Contest
race to 20,000 comments the first person who reaches 20,000 gets the 1 month VIP F/A/R HOST PLEASE TO HELP BOMB ME... ♫♫DjBlueyes ♫♫Fu/wife2DjNbk(GMAcesUp)Fu/ownedbyREB&DjEdgeMemeberofDowntownB@ fubar http://fubar.com/images.php?u=976468&albumid=1097602 Prizes are as follows: 1st.1 month VIP 2nd .100k in fubucks 3rd .pimpin gift of her choice with a added bonus of 50k to the first person who reached 10,000 comments first....
We Rock
We Rock Radio just a little ass backwards and to the left, is looking for DJ's if interested let me know you can find me on yahoo as dj_kinkynurse
1 Rate
~ All i need is one Rate please thats all im asking for help out a friend of mine please~ ~Brought to you by~ Angel Eyes"Fu Wife to Footballeye88" & "CT Wife to Jay (Bob Villa)@ fubar
Joke Me And My Homie Made
Sittin at home getting high with my homie and he told me something that happened to him as a kid and we came up with this What u get as a parent taken ur kid school shopping.... New shoes $100.00 New clothing $200.00 UR son farting loudly in the store and blaming u Priceless I thought it was funny but then again i was stoned lol
Music I Prefer
Taken Big Myth
Would you say you were taken if you could be with your favorite rock star or movie star?
It's Been Hell
This last month has been nothing but pain, nothing but a sinking depression I felt myself sinking deeper and deeper into... yet, I remained hopeful and I tried my best not to show it. The last few months have been hell out here in Yakima, and I grew to hate this town with a passion. I'm not one to talk myself up, but I am over qualified for this town, making it hard for me to find a job... which is sad. Then there was the whole bilingual thing... no offense or anything, but you wanna live here, fucking speak the language. Ahem... Finding out about Baby, then having it ripped from me has literally destroyed me. I blame myself. Darryl says to much. I am still having a hard time sleeping at night, re-living that day is something that is going to constantly haunt my dreams. I've been bleeding for a month, chunks of lining from my uterus still falling out at the most inopportune times... My body has been going through massive hormonal changes and all I've felt like doing
Even More Random Azz Thoughts..
When you don't even know what love is. How can you possibly love me when you don't even love yourself?! What does love mean to you? Don't use the L word to manipulate the situation. Dont say it if you don't mean it forever. Because I don't want a love that lasts for a short time, I want a love that lasts a lifetime. And I want that love with someone I feel it back for. Saying you love me is not going to magically make me feel the same for you. You cannot force love, it doesn't happen like that. While I may care for you I'm not in love with you. There is a huge difference. When I love someone I feel it all thru me, I feel like my heart could burst and even when there is bad times, and the person I love is fighting with me a simple kiss and I'm sorry can make me fall in love with them all over again. Love to me is being able to lay in bed, talk for hours and never being bored. Not being able to shut up even tho' you said you were going to bed at least 4 times before. Neve
If I Was Your Girl...the Things I'd Do To You..
Janet Jackson - If if i was your girl... Sittin' over here Starin' in your face With lust in my eyes Sure don't give a damn and Ya don't know That I've been dreamin' of ya in my fantasy Never once you looked at me, Don't even realize that I'm wantin' you To fulfill my needs Think what you want Let your mind free Run free to a place that no one dares to How many nights I've laid in bed excited over you I've closed my eyes and thought of us, A hundred different ways I've gotten there so many times I wonder how 'bout you Day and night, night and day All I've got to say is Chorus: If I was your girl Oh the things I'll do to you I'd make you call out my name I'd ask who it belongs to If I was your women, The things I'd do to you But I'm not, so I can't, Then I won't But, if I was your girl Allow me some time to play with your mind And you'll get there again and again
Nakedness Rant
Okay, so going through here and rating people I have noticed several things. First, there is a whole hell of a lot of near nakedness. Far be it from me to decide what you put in your profile, but I really don't want to see a picture of a chick bent over with nothing but a thong on and her a$$hole peeking through. Not sexy...not at all. Do women feel the need to show everything they have in order to get blasts, blings, and other stuff?? Come on, get some dignity and at least put that kinds stuff in a private folder that only your friends can view!!!! I personally love women...I am bisexual..but, I do NOT want to see a 400lb women (OR MAN) in next to nothing!!! If you are looking to meet the "love of your life", then you need to be on a dating site!!! Not to mention most guys just look at you as a slut or easy since you are so willing to show it off to a million people online!!! Put away your dirty pics and save them for those who REALLY want to see it...not us paserbyes that are
All For One
Take a Look around. Won't you tell me what you see. Is there love to be found. In this worlds pain and misery. Tell me, will it ever change? All For One and One For All. Isn't that the way it should be. Will we ever change this world. United we will stand up tall. United we will never fall. If it's All For One and One For All. Days are going by. It's up to you make a start. Before this earth of our. Turns to dust and falls apart. Right now, I know we can make a change. All For One and One For All. Isn't that the way it should be. Will we ever save this world. United we stand up tall. United we will never fall. If it's All For One and One For All. I know we can save this world. writen by PrincessBride
Comming Back...
"...just wen u've moved on and thought u've finally gone far enough,,something brings you to a touchstone......... and thats wen you realized... love has a habbit of comming back..." when your life goes wrong.. dont waste your time looking back in what you've lost.. for the road of life was never meant to be traveled backward... just move on and say.. "things always happen for a reason.."
Wtf!?!?!
I confuse my self so much. I know what I want to say but when I go to say it, I draw a blank. Shit maybe I'll try this when I'm not retarded.
Pissed
Ok, so I found out that my fiancee, Dj KrazyKillaKlown, has lied to me, and twice just to make me happy. He said that he took one person off of his crush list, and put me on instead. But my page doesnt have any crushes on it, and he's still talking to a bitch in Ohio, when we live in Kentucky. I just moved down here shortly after he did to stay with his family. Well, my first night here the bitch called. I read one of his letters on here to her and he told her that he missed her sexy voice and that the loved her.... And when I confronted her, she told me that I had cheated on him while i was back up in michigan, and that he didnt want to be with me. We have a beautiful two month old daughter and I guess he must not want to be with me, other wise I'd be the number one in everything for him, but I'm not so I guess he doesnt want to be with me but doesnt have the heart to tell me. That or he just wont leave me because of our daughter, Nevaeh. I just dont know what to do......
Poems/ Lyrics
White Hopes by: Me Existing in a whirlwind everyone frolics away there is no one to stop you they never look back thinking it is easier to run but they are pushing me away separating me from your world leaving me all alone forcing me to to be forever trapped I can not escape Then I see your smile so bright and pure you have stayed just for me I love how you look at me while making me all these promises promises of serendity with you Telling me sweet guarantees of a pure love forever holding my hand to never let go Making my heart to skip beats whispering to me that my heart will heal I trust you to tell the truth no one else ever seems to I can not take anymore lies I am afraid to goto sleep for the fear of losing you Don't want the day to pass Don't want the night to come to be forever trapped with you by my side I ask myself a simple question Is this what they call love? I need no answers for I know it is.. "A Beautiful Pas
Thank You All!
I don"t really know how to start this. But here goes. First off I would like to give a sincere heartfelt Thanks to all who have helped me along the way from the time I joined Fubar. I never thought I would make it to Oracle today. When I started my Auto 11's I needed 6.4 mil to make it. But with the love of of many ,, many wonderful whom I cant name because there were to many. But you all know who you are and so do I. I made Oracle. Now I can relax and help many others reach their goals on here. If there is ever anything I can do to help any of you please let me know. Again much love and many thanks to all. Joe This brought to you by me Shadow Leveler Team Leader~Passionman71~R/L Hubby of ~Farscapecat~@ fubar
Fun Games
No Cheating You Have To Send to every one on your buddylist & see what they want from you!!! 1=A baby 2=Another chance? 3=Love? 4=A Kiss? 5=Friendship? 6=Sex partner 7=Lap dance 8=To chill 9=To cuddle
Life
Ok were having a disscussion in a different blog about not bein able to be with loved ones on christmas. me ill be working both christmas eve and day. i do not get so see my sons face to open up presents. but then i have goin on in my mind. how the hell can i afford christmas when i can just skid by on making rent and bills. and then you have people that are like well christmas is about family and spending time with each other and all that.. i understand this as an adult. but try explaining that to a 5 year old. they want the world, they expect like 432542542 gifts under the christmas tree. and they are getting more and more expensive as the years go on. kids are getting more and more spoiled. lol. why cant it be about family and what not. not the screaming kids that are crying and stompin there feet cuz they didnt get there Wii (or how ever you spell that fucking thing) or there playstation 3's. i dont know where im goin with this but my issue is chrismas sucks. lol.. its been tainted
Very True!!
'Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater. If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her. So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of shit.' Have a nice day
Im Up For Auction
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Men!!
The happiest people don't necessarily have the best of everything; they just make the best out of everything they have. Never regret a day in your life. Good days give you happiness and bad days give you experiences. Both days are essential in life. Stop whinning and start being grateful. Love, Peace and Soooouuuulllll. MEN!!! this is primarily for the women but it is still funny. 1.WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX? (because they are plugged into a genius) 2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX? (they don't have enough time) 3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG? (they don't stop to ask directions) 4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS? (because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor lock) (You're laughing, aren't you?!?!) 5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS? (so they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties) 6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN? (you need a rough draft before you make a fina
Contest And Auctions
Thank you to everyone! For all the Fu loved Shown.  We are trying desperately to return the R & F's   Both Happy Hours Went well.  Angel Made it Godfather!  Woot, She is happy.  The winner of The Auto 11 Bling during Angel Happy hour Was !!~CherryLuvr ~!! * No Salute? No Add!!!!*@ fubar Stop by show her some love! ‡AnGeL FrOm HelL‡ READ ABOUT ME B4 Requesting!!@ fubar   The winner of the Auto 11 Bling from my HH went to: Willie
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TEST
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[Intro: Some guys talking] The spiked red hair...and the..and the, paint on his face Whow, hold on man, Tech is losein' it man He's not as grounded as he used to be Tech was a devil worshiper You know you see a black dude with red hair And a long beard, I mean look he look scary to me too Yeah that nigga Tech man he sellin' out man That..that's he's doin' that for the white folks That white shit he doin' man [Verse 1: Tech N9ne] I've been writing for Nineteen years for sure Haters in these times Niggas don't wanna see me shine Stop me, and then try and tell me (Come gangster) And then compare me to Nelly (What ya bang bra) So this songs is gonna tell me so called gangster Niggas, who the fuck has always been the bigger G? Hey, I've been bustin' And fizz knuckin' bitches It tizz nothin' for years puffin' I've been clutchin' riches from his muffin' Heres fuck you niggas this is toughin' I (Don't know what the fuck you thinkin' telling me this shit is hella fake) Say, since way back in t
Saying Thank You For Helping Me Level Up
I just thought I would post this and say Thank You to my friends and fans that helped me level up, I was beginning to wonder if I was ever gonna get the help to level up to Godfather here, I had to some of it on my own of course, which is understandable but like I said, I want to thank my friends that helped me level up to Godfather here and you know who you are, I will do my best to help ya level up when you need it here. Thanks Todd
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My Theme Song
much luv and thanks to my girl lisasweet my girl lisasweet strikes again! lol she's got my #
Military Tshirts
think about this carefully GETTING A HAIRDRYER THROUGH CUSTOMS A distinguished young woman on a flight from Ireland asked the Priest beside her... 'Father, may I ask a favour?' 'Of course, child. What may I do for you?' 'Well, I bought an expensive woman's electronic hair dryer for my mother's birthday that is unopened and well over the Customs limits, and I'm afraid they'll confiscate it.   Is there any way you could carry it through customs for me? Under your robes perhaps?' 'I would love to help you, dear, but I must warn you: I will not lie.' 'With your honest face, Father, no one will question you.' When they got to Customs, she let the priest go ahead of her. The official asked, 'Father, do you have anything to declare?' 'From the top of my head down to my waist, I have nothing to declare.' The official thought this answer strange, so asked,
Full Of Being Confused
  why is it  that u fall in love with someone an then just have to stop seeing them.. then u meet someone else an think u love them then a a while down the line u know that its not right an u shouldnt be with the one ur with but u still have filling for another person or even more.. is it wrong?
Consciousness
  "It is not the critic who counts, nor the man, who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man in the arena, who's face is marred by dust and sweat and blood, who strives valiantly...who spends himself in a worthy cause, who at best knows in the end the triumph of high acheivement, and who at the worst, if he fails,at least falls while daring greatly"   Teddy Roosevelt     He speaks of compassion,gratitude and fogiveness...his words screamed out for libertity in the face of adversity...hoping for freedom to live in our lives without judgement being passed..people who stand for peace and love. We all desiire greater...there are those that desire material things..they fight to get their wishes., there are those who deisre love and they too fight...we all fight seperate ways, we shed blood sacrificing so much in the process...lets instead fight for life...for freedom equality. Weaken yourselves to
Aloha
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Shoutbox Humor
Read from bottom to top! I would have ignored what this pathetic excuse of a man said to me had he simply apologized or at least made a lame excuse. Not so much as even a "hello". *sigh* Oh well, I'm a "CUNT". At least I admit it. Enjoy! I did! LOL!     ->backupjack: Now shut the fuck up, you pathetic shitbag! ->backupjack: If you read my profile, it clearly states how I feel and some simple rules! Can't handle it, move along! It's simple! Really! ->backupjack: What fucking part of you calling me a cunt do you think offends me??? I KNOW I'm a cunt! What's your fucking point??? ->backupjack: hahhahahah Is CUNT the MOST CREATIVE word you can come up with?? backupjack: ok, whatever you say now I will ignore, type all you want, because you are a big fucking CUNT ->backupjack: I don't appreciate rude pricks talking to me like that. And you know what? They deserve NO respect from me when that's the FIRST thing they say to me. So FUCK OFF! ->backupjack: what's your point? MAKE me s
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a place to say hey
Down To Common Sense, Or Down To Instinctual Science
When you are born you are given one life, this life is regarded as the most important thing in the world. It will be stretched to its limits and treated with all the luxuries it can afford. If someone is given a single dollar and told to use it wisely normally they dont care too much and squander it without hesitation. If someone is given 6 billion dollars they will be overwhelmed with joy and are much more likely to make intelligent financial decisions. It's odd that people value a single life so much and a single dollar so little yet we spend most of our lives working to attain money and ignore the prospects in the people around us. Life is more valuable than money and it's a far more useful commodity. There are roughly 6 billion people in the world, use them wisely
Poem From My Loviebear
Selena
Family Adds...
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Mark Christian
Nowadays, there are many options for advertising businesses. In fact, all the business owners always use new things in order to get the attention of the customers. Nowadays, one of the interesting options for advertising businesses is electronic sign. Led is used in making electronic sign since LED provides amazing illuminations to attract people. Using Led is good in electronic sign because it is environmental friendly and it couldn’t harm the people. The good thing is that Led comes from several colors and shapes which can be able to embellish and beautify the place. There are many businesses these days using LED sign to their establishments or buildings. This signage system can be able to use for outdoor and indoor advertising through using electronic display. Some business owner used LED signs for their company brand logo to let people see clearly their brand name. Since, LED signs come in various colors and shapes it can be able to provide unique forms due to their distinct
Kolkata This Rakshabandhan
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Pays
Daniel(my Son..rip)
The pain is never ending. The sadness eats at my soul. No one seems to see what losing you has done to me. I hide it all deep inside a place in my heart and mind. The place is dark its where all my deepest pains reside. I want to cry dont you know and I want to scream but there is no sense in all of that because it wont bring you back to me.  So fast the years went by from you being a baby to a man. I ache for u 24 hrs a day and no one understands why I dont talk about u. The only way I can put it is if I let it out, I feel like Im letting go. I can not let u go. You may not physically be here any longer but u are in my heart and as long as there is a breath of air left in me u will always be with me. There were so many things about you that other people just coudnt see. Not to many people understood u but there was your brother and me. I miss ur smile and the sparkle of ur eyes and the sound of your laugh and the smart things u would say. I miss how u would protect me
Monsters Down Below
By Lillith Black (with Lexa Vonn)Boston MA The House Of Blues 1-26-13Thankfully, this Greyhound ride was relatively uneventful and short, but just long enough for me to catch a little bit of sleep. The cold however, was doing a number on my hands. Even with gloves and Hot Hands, they were starting to peel, ache, and my cuticles were splitting at the seams. Midway to Boston, I finally got my iPod charger to function long enough to be reminded that my couch surfing host wouldn't be home till after 5:30pm. Due to GH scheduling constraints, my bus wouldn't even be getting into Boston until 11:30/12:00pm, leaving me with almost no time to get ready. Thankfully, by now I am quite well versed in doing make-up on the fly with nothing but a compact and my make-up case. After investigating the loo situation at Southside Terminal, I concluded with the idea that it was going to be too busy to bother with. Having to think quickly, I raced past the ATM, down the escalators, and attempted to hurry th
Life
Today I am in a mood I just can't shake I hate to feel sorry for myself I stubborn and pridefull I know but lately I have been reflecting so much and wondering when things went crazy i relize it was pretty much when my son turned 2 and that ticks me off thats when we relized he wasn't quite right and i relized i had no real friends.Thats sad becuse I've always been there for everyone i care about and still am even tho i probaly shouldn't.I've heard all the excuses all the i know its hard jenn.The truth is they don't have a clue no one caRES ENOUGH TO HAVE ONE i DON'T GET PHONE CALLS LETTERS INVITES OUT TO PARTIES OR ANYTHING ELESE WHY? If people werte honest with themselves it would be becus its to much work to be my friend i suppose i'm not worth it dam it now i'm crying. befor i go on to my on line friends the ones who i talk to i thank you cuz if it weren't for you guys i wouldn't realy have any. People i've known my w2hole lifejudge me and its not fair they don't know its my god je
Omg
If you want my yahoo just ask and I will give But let me tell ya if you want me to show you have came to the wrong place cause I am not going to do it! Call me a b*#@! if you want thats fine with me I didnt know you before and I dont need to know you now! I am here for good conversation and to make new friends, So if you think by adding me you are going to get to see anything you are wrong and Might as well not add! And if you have added me and ar disapointed because i am not going to show dirty pics than you may take me off your list!
Blog Popping
Selling domain names anymore? A quick glance on greatdomains shows recent sales of certain domain names going for more than $20000. I was thinking surely these are greatly overpriced. So I decided to go in search of catchy domain names and get some free appraisals. Found one that got the following report. Marketability: excellent Clarity: excellent Memorability: excellent Link Popularity: n/a Extension: excellent Length: very good Word count: excellent Hyphens: not present Numerals: not present Substitutions: not present Abbreviations: not present ESTIMATED VALUE OVER $ 250,000 I know it all depends on the demand and possible future use etc but how can such prices be justified? (yeah I get the most pointless blog award) It all began so many long years ago. In a time when I was most content with my life. But things never stay tranquil forever and something was about to happen that would not only change my life but would also change the world as I
Silenced With An Angered Heart
Fallen through deeper and deeper getting darker and darker Where to turn? Who to talk to No one.. No one cares! A Black hole consumes my heart As I lose my ability to feel ... to love A forgotten life ... Staring at the hourglass wondering when will it be done running through ... OR will i get the chance to flip it over again A broken mirror yet no reflection no soul NO MORALS! Names thrown around dug deep within the skin of the pure With hurt like a thousand nails she only lets them feel like one! A Reflection Lost In Time, A Clear Slate The Difference Between The Masked And The Reality How Can I Tell You How I Fell, When Im As Confused Myself !ANGER! !CORRUPTION! !FAILURE! A Broken
Good Charlotte 10-17-06
ok let me just first say that tonight was just an awsome night all together. well i wanted to leave my house today around 1 so that Krystle and I could get to Starland early but that didnt happen. we left my house around 4:30 only having to turn back around because she forgot her ticket in her car. so after that little misshap we were on the road. the trip there was going smooth until i got off at the wrong exit and we got a little lost. by now its a little after 6 and the show is supposed to start at 7. so we are alittle freaked but we pulled into an A&P(i think it was) and got directions to get onto the right path. we found the right was to go and we got to Starland a little before 7. it was raining not hard but not light and we stood out in the rain for a good half hour cuz they didnt open doors till sometime after 7:30. well we get in and the show didnt start until after 8 but we didnt mind cuz we were really close. the first band up was Young Love and i hadnt heard these guy
Velciane's Rants
$8,546,651,828,942.20 Thats the amount of the national debt as of 10/13/2006!! $8,546,651,828,942.20 / 300,000,000 = $28488.84 Per American The Debt To the Penny Current Amount 10/13/2006 $8,546,651,828,942.20 Current Month 10/12/2006 $8,546,104,778,895.72 10/11/2006 $8,544,968,376,000.88 10/10/2006 $8,546,276,240,603.85 10/06/2006 $8,546,983,873,609.00 10/05/2006 $8,545,048,487,560.99 10/04/2006 $8,545,777,575,825.47 10/03/2006 $8,547,636,616,507.85 10/02/2006 $8,548,384,110,614.28 Prior Months Prior Fiscal Years 09/29/2006 $8,506,973,899,215.23 09/30/2005 $7,932,709,661,723.50 09/30/2004 $7,379,052,696,330.32 09/30/2003 $6,783,231,062,743.62 09/30/2002 $6,228,235,965,597.16 09/28/2001 $5,807,463,412,200.06 09/29/2000 $5,674,178,209,886.86 09/30/1999 $5,656,270,901,615.43 09/30/1998 $5,526,193,008,897.62 09/30/1997 $5,413,146,011,397.34 09/30/1996 $5,224,810,939,135.73 09/29/1995 $4,973,982,900,709.39 09/30/1994 $4,692,749,910
Me Evil? No Couldnt Be....
22 Ways To Make A Girl Smile :) Body: 1. Tell her she is beautiful or gorgeous(not fine, or sexy) 2 . Hold her hand at any moment . . . even if its just for a second. 3 . Kiss her on the forehead/ neck. 4 . Leave her voice messages to wake up to. 5 . When she is upset, hold her tight and tell her how much she means to you. 6 . Recognize the small things . . . they usually mean the most. 7 . Pick her over all the other girls you hang out with. 8 . Write her notes. (she loves them) 9 . Introduce her to family and friends . . as your girlfriend. 10 . Play with her hair. 11 . Pick her up, tickle her, and play-wrestle with her. 12 . Sit in the park and just talk to her. 13 . Tell her funny jokes, tell her stupid jokes, or just tell her jokes. 14 . Let her fall asleep in your arms. 15 . If she's mad at you, kiss her. 16 . Give her piggyback rides. 17 . Bring her flowers 18 . Treat her the same around your friends as you do when your alone.
1st Entry
oops...i misnamed my blog, but i guess that is what i get to being new here... this seems like an awesome site and i'm getting more attention than i know what to do with WOW~~~~ I hope i can comment to everyone, but if i don't get to everyone please don't be offended or take it the wrong way... i value everyone's comments and 10's they are awesome... well hope to be able to do more on here soon. i'm not quite sure...guess i didn't do the layout plan right, cuz it isn't showing up... anywho...talk to everyone later... i have a myspace and if any of you would like to add me feel free http://www.myspace.com/r3dn3ckc0y0t3 thanks for the warm welcome everyone and i'll catch everyone later....
Man Bashing
Q:How many honest, intelligent, carng, men in the world does it take to do the dishes. A: Both of them Q:Why did the man cross the road? A:He heard the chicken was a slut Q:Why dont women blink during foreplay? A:They dont have time Q:What do men and sperm have in commen? A:They both hsve a one in a millon chance of becoming human Q:How does a man shows he is planning for the future? A:He buys 2 cases of beer Q:What is the difference between men and goverment bonds? A:The bond matures Q:Why are blond jokes so short? A:So men can remember them Q:How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper? A:we dont know it has never happened Q:Why is it so difficult to find men who are senistive,caring,and good looking? A:They already have boyfriends Q:What do you call a woman that knows where her husband is every night A:A widow Q:Why are married women heavier than single woman? A:Single women come home see whats in the fridge and go to bed,Marri
Sexy Lexy Says~
Hey all... My shout box is out of commission. Please message me and I will try to do my best to answer all...THANK YOU! Just so everyone knows... my SHOUTBOX is acting strange. It doesn't let me type half the time etc. SORRY. Hey all...I continue to have problems with my shout box... I was told to create a new account to get rid of the glitch, I can't seem to bring myself to rebuild all my friends, so we have to use it when it works and message the rest of the time. Sorry and many thanks for your friendships! ;D Lexy
Rawr!!!
hmmm just bored and wanted to try this is all
My Stuff
Hi to all who are my friends. I have not been on lately if you've noticed if not that's cool too. But I probably won't be on very often for the next few months due to school and work. So I cannot participate my time in sending things back and forth or comment bombing if your in something so please do not ask. Not trying to sound like a dick or anything but I seriously have no time besides getting work done. I wish you all well and look forward when I do have time to chat with you all again. :) Warm regards, Derrick/ImmortalRain My Mottos Here are a few of my mottos, I wrote them on my friend Eric's blog but decided I liked them and wanted to post them myself so here they are... 1) The past is gone, the future is far in the distance but the present is now. So live for the present because it is what matters. 2) This is a fairly new one. It kind of points out the extremes we make. If we care for something or want something so bad we lose sight of ourselves a
Ti Amo
With my love this I give Without you love I don't want to live A living hell I have been put through By lots of others Not just by you My heart aches My soul is no more The moment you let his love walk through your door Family is what we could have been To be with you forever and a day Nothing but him stood in our way You don't belong all to me So I let you go and we will see If you love like you say you do You will leave him now Make this lonely one Into an amazing two Wanting Wishing Longing for love I thought God sent you From heaven above Now I crawl back to my hell Locking my heart back in it's cold dark cell Ti amo (I love you) I say to you If you care You will say it too :(
Thank You All
I have neglected this long enough and finally have the time today to write this... I want to thank everyone that voted and bombed me in the sexy male w/o a shirt contest... thatnk to all of you I was able to take first place in the contest... a VERY SPECIAL thank you to Kat and Floss... they worked the hardest out of everyone except myself of course and I really appreciate that... I love you guys!!! I also want to thank Sarah for having the contest and give a ^5 to Mr D... my toughest competitor... was one hell of a fight bro... thanks again everyone for all your support and your hard work and determination to help me to win... that really means a lot to me that you guys care that much about me... if any of you need anything just let me know and I will help you as much as I can...

Cancer You are shy and mysterious. Hotties are always trying to unlock your secrets, and figure out what makes you so cool. You have to have trust in your partner, so you’re not really into randomly hooking up. You really like the intimacy that comes with sex and you won’t take no for an answer when it comes to after sex cuddling. Sex matches: Taurus, Scorpio, Pisces Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

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