My Life
My gf moved here from Ohio to be with me and she left me last week. Yes, I have issues that need to be addressed, but so does she! Ok, I am getting help. I am working things out, but she STILL doesn't want anything to do with me! I am NOT her past! Guys fucked her over badly and I am NOT one of them! Dammit, I love her and she won't support me in my help and recovery! She is gone and I hate love. It doesn't exist. I tried many times and failed...and Lisa was the best thing that ever happened to me...and she is gone. I give up. I wil be single the rest of my life...me and my cats and ferrets...that's it. Great life huh? Whatever! I attempted suicide lastnight and it didn't work. I feel like my life is over. I can't even commit suicide right! Lisa left me and I have nobody. I don't know what to do. Well people, here is an update of my life... In December, I lost my home and became homeless. I was staying with a so called "friend" for a bit, but she threw me out, and took all my furni

My Mother
So, today was my mother's check up with the surgeon. Weight is staying up due to her eating almost constantly, which is what we want. Blood pressure fine, etc. etc. Her aneurysm felt bigger so he scheduled a CT scan for next week. He still can't believe she is alive. She is a feisty one. He told her she needed a good vice and proceeded to ask what she thought about taking up chasing men. My mother politely looked at him and smiled. "No" she says. "Men are evil." he laughed and replied "You have a point." That's my lil mama. :D Bwahahahahaha! I just got home from my mother's appointment. He said without the surgery Mother wouldn't live much longer at all. He is not sure if he can find an aortic vein to graph from, but he is going to try. So the surgery has to happen in the next couple of weeks. She goes to the cardiologist tomorrow afternoon to insure her heart is strong enough, then surgery will be scheduled. He did tell us that this surgery

My Heart
If I have to be your best friend If that's all I can get Then I'll take the job with honor I'll be the best one yet. I'll offer you my shoulder I'll show you how I care I'll be there when you need me I'm not going anywhere. If I have to be your best friend The one who hears you cry Then I'll take the job with honor I'll take the job with pride. My love for you is stronger Then you will ever know But for you to ever love me I would never let you go. You need time to find your purpose You need time to sort your thoughts But when the course has ended And the race is finally run. Remember it's your best friend Who has loved you from day one. Just listen to your heart We only have but one You knew it from the start My heart you truely won If you find yourself in love with someone who does not love you, be gentle with yourself. There is nothing wrong with you. Love just didn't choose to rest in the other person's heart. If you find someone else in love with you and you dont love him or he

Tale Every Day To The Fullest
All rite you all its that time again. the thoughts of the dog "ife is a highway what a wonderful song" wich leads to my thought life is a highway It runs smooth for a while. but when you hit thos back roads thats when life gets bumpy. Thats when you find out how strong your vehicle is(your personality)on how you are going to take that road as long as you meet the rite people along the way and bring them with you along the way it can be a wonderful experience keep your friends close ;) luve you all ct friends and family. The dogg Hi everyone For those of you who have been keeping up with me. I havnt been on for awhile, i have been very busy. I am engaged to be married on july 7. I am up for managment for were i work, so here is what i am going to ask is for every one to do send me a message. I will be air on danger zone here soon come check it out!!!!!!! Good music and good people! ;) Sexy & Romantic glitter graphics from www.sexiluv.com

Status Alerts
Dreamweaver, Your ID is done. Cole, Your ID is done. DJ Fury , Your ID is done.

Scifi & Fantasy
The Ability to Tilt at Windmills by gauchecritic© This story is the result of a challenge thread about Time Travel which may lead to a future chain story here on Literotica. This particular story has little 'erotica' and very little actual science although it is entirely fictional. The pre-story 'introduction' is by slyc_willie. * The Temporal Management Agency was established in 2004 once it was determined that physical time travel was possible and even practical. The brainchild of Lithuanian scientist Dr. Andrej Turgenyev and US DOD scientist Dr. Phineas Jasper, the TPRFG -- Temporal Probability/Redundancy Field Generator (also known as the 'Tap') -- was constructed under a secret joint venture of UN member nations, under the auspices of the United States Government. The Tap is housed in a secret location in Nebraska, away from major centers of civilization. The TMA is an ultra-top-secret agency of which only its members and high-level government officials are aware.

My Poetry All Copywrited
What do Angels Look Like? Like the little old lady who returned your wallet yesterday. Like the taxi driver who told you that your eyes light up the world when you smile. Like the small child who showed you the wonder in simple things. Like the poor man who offered to share his lunch with you. Like the rich man who showed you that it really is all possible, if only you believe. Like the stranger who just happened to come along, when you had lost your way. Like the friend who touched your heart, when you didn't think you had one to touch. Angels come in all sizes and shapes, all ages and skin types. Some with freckles, some with dimples, some with wrinkles and some without. They come disguised as friends, enemies, teachers, students, lovers and fools. They don't take life too seriously, they travel light. They leave no forwarding address, they ask nothing in return. They wear sneakers with gossamer wings, they get a deal on dry cleaning. They are hard to find when your eyes are closed,

Auction Time
LMAO @ this song Hi everyone, I'm hosting an auction with a difference. The difference being that the offers can only be blings or bling packs. I thought this would be another good way to help people get auto 11 blings. The auction will start on Wednesday 15th October but will have no end date. In other words, you decide when you want me to close it. There will no entry fee but you must be on my friends list to enter so please rate, fan and add me before sending me your entry. Bidders do not have to be on my friends list to place their bid, but they are free to rate, fan and add me too. Auctions are a great way to make some new friends and have some fun. I have 48 entries so far but still have room for a few more. If you're not sure how auctions work - you decide what you want to offer and send it to me and pic link (not animated), then when the auction opens, you pimp yourself out by telling your friends, making blogs and bulletins with your auction pic lin

Rantings, Ramblings, & Ruminations
I enjoy sex. I enjoy watching it, reading it, talking about it, doing it. I love to talk dirty, I love describing fantasies, and I even enjoy getting off on dirty talk. It’s fun. And it should be fun. I’m not ashamed of my sexual mind, and I don’t believe I should be made to feel so. No one should be made to feel ashamed for liking/enjoying/participating in consenting sex. I don’t do slut- or whore-shaming. I’m not going to force myself on you, nor ask you to participate in anything you are uncomfortable with. But I am a sexual person. This is who I am. Otherkin to talk with on a regular basis.   ESPECIALLY other vampires. It’s difficult, and sometimes draining, to have to try to explain to people who don’t quite understand (or who WON’T understand). ESPECIALLY trying to accurately explain what it’s like to be a vamp without a donor; to be a vamp without a donor for two years. When you’re a vampire, and yo

Everything
BENTON - Nicholas A. "Nick" BENTON - Nicholas A. "Nick," 14, Windber, passed away Dec. 9, 2006, at Memorial Medical Center. Born May 20,1992, in Windber. Son of Mark Benton, and stepmother, Wailani Benton, Portage, and Sylvia (Petrilla) Jackson, and stepfather, David Jackson, Windber. Preceded in death by paternal grandfather, James Benton; maternal grandparents, Sylvester and Helen Petrilla; and uncle, Michael Petrilla. Survived by parents; sister, Andrea Benton; and brother, Adam Benton, fiancee, Kaitlyn Sobieski, and son, Aden; stepsister, Ashley Jackson, Oklahoma; and stepbrother, Dawson Everhart, Portage. Also survived by paternal grandmother, Roberta Benton, Portage; paternal aunts, Mary Jane Viscusi, Portage; Alice Williams, Portage; and Carol Benton, Michigan; and paternal uncle, Francis Benton, and wife, Audrey, Portage; maternal uncle, Mark Petrilla, and wife, Debbie, Chambersburg; maternal aunt, Helen Maxwell, and uncle, Ronald Maxwell, both of Windber; and numerous cousi

Life
This entry is about me and my love of sex. I had to come back and add a comment. What I am writting about below is not about relationships. It is simply a few of the things that i think make sex fun. It is not all inclusive of my life and opinions. It would take a large book to cover everything. So, if you don't like what you read, it is ok with me. I am just giving you a small insight into my mind. I love sex, and I am open to any everything. My 100% known limits are Scat, extreme pain, and permanent marks. I am open to just about everthing else. My view of sex is non-judgemental fun. If it feels good do it. To me sex does not always mean orgasm, sometimes it is just about having fun, on the low end of the scale have you ever masturbated just because it feels good but did not do it to completion? One of my favorite fantasies is to be naked in front of two or more women and have what ever they want done to me, to include strap-on sex. I have, and do use toys on myself. My wife got m

Evening ..xox
Your Love Style is Eros For you, love is all about the passion! And chances are, you're currently in love. You have a strong physical response to love... And you are great at committing (As long as the person makes your toes curl!) What's Your Love Style? Message From Santa...Body: Dear Friends,I have been watching you very closely to see if you have been good this year and since you have I will be telling my elves to make some goodies for me to leave under your tree at Christmas.I was going to bring you all gifts from the 12 days of Christmas, but we had a little problem.The 12 fiddlers fiddling have all come down with VD from fiddling with the 10 ladies dancing, the 11 lords leaping have knocked up the 8 maids a-milking,and the 9 pipers piping have been arrested for doing weird things to the 7 swans a-swimming.The 6 geese a-laying, 4 calling birds, 3 French hens, 2 turtle doves and the partridge in a pear tree have me up to my sled runners in bird shit.On top of all this!Mrs.

Contests I'm Holding
Am Hosting another new Contest. The Greatest Fubar member of 2007!!! so you think you got what it takes?? then enter this contest and see if others think so too. 1st price = a 30 day blast and 300.000 fubucks 2nd price = a 7 day blast and 150.000 fubucks 3rd price = a 3 day blast and 75.000 fubucks. as for the rules!!!!!! 1)) everyone is allowed to bomb and selfbombing is encouraged!!!! 2)) no downrating or harrassing the other contestants for this will lead to immidiate exclusion of the contest. 3)) only sfw pictures will be accepted!! 4)) no need for people to rate /fan and add me to bomb their friends!!!(unless they want to) 5)) each comment counts as 2 points and each rate counts as 5 points. 6)) just have fun bombing your favorite!!! the contest will start as soon as i have enough entries in and will last for 2 weeks tops!!!! don't enter yourselfs when your not active please. if you like to win these prices then send me a pm with the link to y

The Miaus Of Thagatanegrra
Apparently the asshole who I told off earlier (holymolytiger) has decided to flag my "normal" photos as NSFW... if any of you see anything in the default folder that is NSFW let me know, cuz nobody else I know sees that! I informed Cherry Tap Shop that this was the case.. anyone can see that the racier stuff is in the "naughty bits" folder. If you happen to know this asshole, tell him about himself and please tell Cherry Tap that my pictures are flagged wrong. Thanx THIS motherfucker... ::sigh:: when will people learn not to fuck with people this way? THE FOLLOWING IN BOLD IS A MESSAGE FROM SOMEONE ELSE WRITTEN TO ME--NOT FROM ME. from: Just tim date: 2007-03-02 07:16:33 subject: hello pretty come in lay down in front of me bring your whipped cream And this was my response: Uhhhh.how about HELL EMPHATICALLY NO? I lay down before no-one-- especially and most importantly fucking pussy strangers who feel they have to write shit like this to turn girls on. IT HAS THE OPPOS

Aaadd
AAADD They have finally found a diagnosis for my condition. Hooray!! I have recently been diagnosed with A.A.A.D.D.! Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder. This is how it goes: I decide to wash the car. I start toward the garage and I notice the mail on the table. Ok, I'm going to wash the car, but first I'm going to go through the mail. I lay the car keys down on the desk, discard the junk mail and I notice the trash can is full. Ok, I'll just put the bills on my desk and take the trash can out. But since I'm going to be near the mailbox anyway, I'll pay these few bills first. Now, where is my checkbook? Oops, there's only one check left. My extra checks are in my desk. Oh, there's the coke I was drinking. I'm going to look for those checks. But first I need to put my coke further away from the computer. Oh, maybe I'll pop it into the fridge to keep it cold for a while. I head towards the kitchen and my flowers catch my eye; they need some water. I s

Believe
Kept at arms length Saving myself from you I won't let you in I can't let you see I can't open myself The darkness will enter It will find it's home in my heart There won't be room for you the fear and doubt crowds in You could be anything I give up my way And lose myself...not today... Too much to lose Don't dare tell me you love me Do you know what love is? You held me down and screamed you wanted me to love or die I make my own way Without your hand, lost and alone but safe... Never knowing which is worse... Alone and dead, or broken and alive... Star crossed souls trapped behind promises We make our way through the dark any way we can we find peace burning away at the end of the day Lost in a smoke filled room we hear only the voices Every fight, every aspiration gone wrong, every tear We miss the days gone by when life seemed clear We find our forgotten selves hiding in the shadows Shying away from the world for fear of them seeing Seeing the fire that

Van Tassell History
  David Davidson, an Akron author, recently wrote a book about Ashtabula's George Van Tassel, who was given plans for building a human rejuvenator. Van Tassel claimed aliens gave him the plans while he meditated under Giant Rock in the California Desert. Ashtabula's UFO connection The "X-Files" movie comes to the nation's theaters today, promising to finally expose the truth about government conspiracies, UFOs and the Cigarette Smoking Man. But if truth is stranger than fiction, local science fiction fans can find a homegrown episode about alien contact, a fountain of youth machine and the untimely, controversial death of its creator in a county native, George Van Tassel. Admittedly, Van Tassel lacks the local recognition of names like Giddings, Wade, Boggs or Anderson, but he is well known to students of UFO and paranormal phenomenon. There is a Web site (www. integratron.com) devoted to him and his invention. And a new book, "Overlords," self-published by author David L. Davidson

Chaos
The first time I looked into your eyes I saw more than you just looking back I saw... Radiating warmth Pure happiness. Every time I close my eyes I feel the softness of your lips I feel the tingle of your hands on my skin. I want to feel what I felt everyday The closeness of being in your arms The comforting kisses on my forehead. I want to trace my fingertips along your face As you wake up and fall asleep beside me Discovering each other. I want to be able to hold you When you've had a bad day I want to be able to hear you When you need someone to listen I want to be able to see you When you block the shot that wins the game. I believe in what we felt The emotional and physical connection is real. Share my dreams This is the voice of my heart.

Me
I was born June 7, 1973 to Patricia Ann and William David Jordan. Growing up life was hell for me. Growing up I was physically attacked by a bully non stop on a daily basis having lunch money stolen every day and then having my nose broken every afternoon by the same bully just for having scoliosis, being legally blind 20/200 vision right eye and left eye not much better, and for having attention deficit disorder.  The taunting continued through my high school years where I was gang tackled by the school football team and beat on by the players and called awful names by both faculty and students. I was not the best student in school due to my A.D.D but only three people out of the entire school’s faculty believed I would make it in that cruel outside world. One was a guidance counselor who I truly owe a debt of thanks along with my History and Latin teachers.  While in that school I was placed in classes that made me feel all but worthless due to being placed in  learning disable

Randy's Poetry 2
I PROMISE   I PROMISE YOU DARLING I’LL LOVE YOU FOREVER, THAT IT WILL NEVER DIE BUT JUST ENDEAVOR.   I PROMISE TO KEEP YOU WARM ON THOSE COLD NIGHTS, AND TO SAY I’M SORRY WHEN WE HAVE LITTLE FIGHTS.   I PROMISE TO KEEP YOU SAFE FROM ANY KIND OF HARM, AND ALWAYS BE PROUD TO HAVE YOU ON MY ARM.   I PROMISE TO KEEP YOU HAPPY LIKE YOU’VE NEVER BEEN BEFORE, AND TO ALWAYS LISTEN TO YOU AND TO NEVER EVER IGNORE.   BABY I LOVE YOU

Me
DECEMBER=BEAUTY Loves to chat. Loves those who love them. Loves to takes things at the centre. Great in bed. Inner and physical beauty. Doesn't pretend. Gets angry often. A meaningful love life partner. Treats friends importantly. Brave and fearless. Always making friends. It is all about love and fairness. Easily hurt but recovers easily. Daydreamer. Horny but does fullfill. Opinionated. Does not care to control emotions. Knows what to do, to have fun. Unpredictable. Someone to have close to you.Extremely smart, but definitely the hottest AND sexiest of them all. or not at all x I'm not going to get all arsey about this or make a big deal but I just wanted to say to those who I've recently deleted....it's nothing personal...it's just that some of you I've never even spoken too, and I'm not here just to have the most friends etc etc....you won't even notice I've deleted you! So, take care! Mxx

My Heart
once my heart was open full of happiness and joy. but now an empty hole is left where it was. a hole that can never be filled. I once had a beatuiful face, I know I did because you told me all the time, but now its stained with tears of letting you go. I know it was the right thing for me to do, but how do you tell your heart that knew you were the one that its over and not to hurt any more. how do you burn that bridge? The one that you knew was gonna last forever. Do you cover it with gasoline and set a match to it hoping that it burn quickly so that you can move on? If so then how do you go on? after you've been broken and beaten, knowing in your head that it was not ment to be. As your heart Keeps Telling you its right. Love is not supposed to hurt like this. Love is kind and tender love is pure and undying. I know letting go was the right thing to do, but when does the pain stop? you have another and dont need me. I was just a toy for you to play with for a time and now my love is

Rocker_78
Hey 3X7 fans, are you just waiting on your edge of your seat wondering when you will hear some brand new kick ass 3x7 tunes? Well guess what you can right now!!! Thats right on myspace you can hear the brand new 3X7 song Once Upon A Mind!!! Just Click here and tell the Boys From Kanas what you think. Oh yea and it's the very first recording with Kenny and Zach!! Woohooooooooooooooooooo http://www.myspace.com/3x7music Woohooo today was my last day working for McDonald's!!!! Yesssssssssss!!!!!!! After almost 9 yrs I finaly get away. Now don't get me wrong i've had good days and bad days there. But I just can't live off of the hours or lack of hours at that store anymore. Which is why I got the job at N.E.W. 40 hrs a week, great pay, great benifits. Which also means I'll be leaving WaKeeney too and moving to Hays. That will probly be another month max before i do. But hell yea Monday I start the new job!! Woohoooooo. And in other news, My buds 3x7 seam to be getting a good buzz goi

Just For Sex Sake
Fast_Freddy what is this?

For My Beautiful Sister
Hazte famoso en www.revistate.com THANKS SIS FOR HELPING ME TO WORK THROUGH THIS PROBLEM. I LOVE YOU AND DON'T KNOW WHAT I WOULD DO WITHOUT YOU AND YOUR LOVE.

Ultimate Tattoo Contest
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Just Stuff
FROM PAGANCOWBOY31: AS I AM SURE A LOT OF Y'ALL KNOW, PINK AND I ARE A COUPLE. HAVE BEEN FOR A WHILE, WILL BE FOR A LOT WHILE LONGER. NOBODY CAN TAKE HER AWAY FROM THIS COWBOY, AS SHE HAS ALREADY TOLD ME THIS. NOW I KNOW THERE ARE A COUPLE OF Y'ALL OUT THERE WHO ARE TRYING TO DO JUST THIS. LET ME TELL YOU, IT WON'T WORK, AND FOR THOSE WHO HURT HER TRYING THIS, HEED THIS: FOR ALL THE HURT YE HAVE SHOWN ALL THE HURT YE WILL KNOW BY THE POWERS OF 3 X 3 THE HURT WILL ALL COME BACK TO THEE. YOU HAVE HURT PINK ONE TIME TOO MANY THIS IS MY WILL SO SHALL IT BE. YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE WHO HAVE HURT HER, AND IN DOING SO, YOU HAVE ANGERED ME. THE SAYING IS, "HELL HATH NO FURY SUCH AS A WOMAN SCORNED". THAT SAYING FAILS IN COMPARISON TO A WOMAN WHO HAS A WITCH IN HER CORNER. IN FACT, THE BEST THING Y'ALL CAN DO, IS GET OUT OF HER LIFE COMPLETELY. DO NOT MESSAGE HER AGAIN, DO NOT EVEN THINK ABOUT CONTACTING HER AGAIN. BECAUSE IF I FIND OUT YOU HAVE, THIS CURSE WILL FAIL

News Flash!
There's something I need to get off my chest. Recently it has been insinuated that I creep/lurk other peoples pages and check out their friends. K...First of all this is a social website. A fucking online bar for fuck's sake. Second of all, I will do whatever my fancy ass pleases, and I will do it well. I'm grown and think others might need to do a little growing up themselves. Third and most important,(This is where I get all caps lock!) DID IT EVER OCCOUR TO YOU LADIES THAT YOUR FRIEND/BOYFRIEND/HUSBAND/FU-LOVER/OR IDGAF/, CAME TO MY PAGE AFTER SEENG MY FACE AND WITTY COMMENTS ON SOMEONE ELSE'S PAGE? HMMMM??? News flash......I get sought after more than not. That doesn't mean that the person is trying to get with me. It probably means that I have peaked their curiosity in some way. Your insecurity isn't my problem. If someone is CLEARLY taken, I am respectful of that. I would probably be a good friend to you as well, but caddyness prevails. Whatevs. I shall continue to ac

Random Thoughts
After running a few bombs it's just crazy to click a thousand links to only get error messages or their profile. Best way I have found to chase bombs is go to your public profile. View it as anyone else would. Go down and click on your photos as if you were going to rate yourself. THEN click your bomb folder ... where it gives you the thumbnail view. COPY and PASTE that link into shout boxes of bombers. Be very nice. I usually like to put (link) bomb folder link if you have time (or auto's) plz and ty very much... and MAKE sure you go and rate and at least fan them if you do not know them! Remember everyone bombs different ways, this may or may not work. If they are bombing family and auto's only, heavy rate their profile, and also get you link in their shout box. Be sure to say TY some way some how. It really helps to have folders marked clearly and have 250 pics in there. Good luck and happy bomb chasing!   The ScorpionOctober 24 to November 22Scorpio! About Your

My Poems
Iam so broken and tornMy heart is bruised and wornI tell myself everyday things will changeInside me thoughts so strangeI'm good at not letting you know my painI just want to die over and over agianI will not be missedTrust me I'm so convincedMy friends rather walkawayEven tho gasping for air I beg them to stayI don't see this getting any betterI guess this is my suicide letterI'm sorry to have disappointed youI'm sorry but this time I will follow throughThere's no helping someone so like meIt's in your best interest to close your heart so my pain you dont have to seeIt will only hurt for a lil whileHoping that when I'm gone I can find my smileTell my babies I love them soI'm sorry it's now time for me to go.....

My Stories
OK HERE'S WHAT I WANT U TO DO PLEASE!! GO TO THIS SITE http://www.hotlanta.com/kinktest.htm AND TAKE THIS TEST THEN PLEASE LET ME KNOW UR SCORE!!! MINE WAS 560!!! I have always been afraid of my dark side. I have always denied it even to myself, because good girls aren't supposed to want THAT kind of sex. And good girls who use a wheelchair damn sure aren't supposed to want any kind of sex, let alone THAT kind of sex. It's harsh and rough. Edgy. Maybe a little bit painful. But fascinating. And so damn hot. So for all of my adult life and all of my everlastingly vanilla sex life, I denied it. And patted myself on the back for being a good girl. And wondered why, if this was supposed to be what good girls wanted, why was I so dissatisfied? Sadly, our society being what it is, we who don't look like supermodels, or those of us with disabilities can sometimes become sexual "wallflowers", thankful for whatever sexual attention is cast our way. Over the last few months,

Poetry
Reflections, Just a lie painted with the resemblence of the person I long to be. She is not my mirror image. Not but a shell, a fragment of who I really am. Just a false apparition who appears when reality is to sour. When I see her in the shattered image of myself. I long for green eyes to see me. for olive skin to embrace me. How could I bring her here? How could she teach me to smile? Could she ever understand who she really is, deep in this abyss? Two sides of the same mirror. Silvers and blacks, melding into one image that never made any sense to those who surround her. There was once one, who knew her who bore her spirit, who shared my indifference. Who created her and I as a whole Identity. Who understood. He left with the whispers of the fall. taking the binds that held her and I as one. shattering the looking glass and leaving us to seperate the realities. I am left to wander the darkenss which engulfs the rooms which he once filled.

My Mom
I'm sorry ladies. Me and my girl decide to get back together and try to make things work. We only broke up because of our schedules. This time we are both goin to work hard to make time for each other. Just lettin everyone know, cause i'm not tryin to play or hurt anyone. You're all great friends and I love and appreciate everyone of you : ) Well guys Cantrell is single again. I think I'm goin to just stay that way for a while. Just hit me and we can talk. Man i swear women do some of the craziest stuff ever. I'm not one to talk bad or anything. I'm a nice person on here and i keep it real, but some women play messed up games. I need to find a girl without the games and puzzles. I'm in college and tryin to make it. I don't have time for games. I need a real woman. Quote me on that : )

Helping Out Other Fubers
fu-friend SexyKitten (5702018) needs help with her playlist and can't get it to work; I have no clue about this. Anyone want to send information to her (or to me and I'll pass it along to her) on how these things work? (Better to send to her directly so as to start a communication as to what the problem is, etc.) (reposted from a bulletin :))   Edit: problem solved Eric Just a briefish notice for fun- if you want to help a couple of people on my list who are nearing level, les and tina@ fubar and $Dark Eyes Never Lie $@ fubar are two close enough to. :) Founder--and House of Metal Family Member would like to buy something for a CT person very important to her, while its price is somewhat reduced during Happy Hour. For this she'd like some help getting points and Cherry Dollars, by having her photos rated and commented. (I neither post nor intend to post this often at all, but felt this was worthwhile :) )

Contest
Too Busy for a Friend... One day a teacher asked her students to list the names of the other students in the room on two sheets of paper, leaving a space between each name. Then she told them to think of the nicest thing they could say about each of their classmates and write it down. It took the remainder of the class period to finish their assignment, and as the students left the room, each one handed in the papers. That Saturday, the teacher wrote down the name of each student on a separate sheet of paper, and listed what everyone else had said about that individual. On Monday she gave each student his or her list. Before long, the entire class was smiling. "Really?" she heard whispered. "I never knew that I meant anything to anyone!" and, "I didn't know others liked me so much," were most of the comments. No one ever mentioned those papers in class again. She never knew if they discussed them after class or with their parents, but it didn't matte

So I am in the store buying diapers today which is nothing unusual.Eric is not with me most of the time when I buy them.This week the kids are on break so he was with me.I knew when I picked up the diapers someone would say or think something.When I get in line,here it comes.The lady says something about Eric and the diapers.That is when I tell her he is autistic although it's none of her business.After that she has her foot in her mouth.She tries to clean it up.Eric looks like a 5 yr old but hasn't turned 4 yet.It's not uncommon for a 3 yr old autistic child to not be potty trained.He may not be until he is 6.Who knows?We can't have a conversation with him so it's going to take some time.Anyway...It was nice to educate someone today and I think that she will think about it the next time she sees someone buying diapers Gradually as I am on here more I am seeing some old friends from the last time I was on fubar.I just recently ran across William who I have known the longest,it's been

Thinking Of You..
A White Rose The red rose whispers of passion, And the white rose breathes of love; Oh the red rose is a falcon, And the white rose is a dove. But I send you a cream-white rosebud With a flush on its petal tips; For the love that is purest and sweetest Has a kiss of desire on the lips. What is Love ? Is it being cared about ? Is it when she looks deeply into your eyes ? Is it when she reaches out to grab your hand ? Is it when she kisses you Is it when she tells you that she loves you ? Love... What is love ? It is when you put everything on the line to make her happy. Her Love:     Her heart sings one of love's simply songs   This song, is a dedication to only our love A woman's love is the greatest gift to man   It's everything I can imagine and dream of.  Her love is the pages deep inside my heart   To an open book only for her eyes to read Her love, fulfills all of my deepest desires   She has brought to life, all of my heart.  Her beauty is a ref

Odds 'n' Ends
I sometimes sit and wonder about where it all went wrong, don't dare to sit and ponder it often takes too long. Things happen for a reason  this much i know is true, life floats by like a season as people pass on through. They come and go like a summer's breeze and fall like autumn rain, in the winter's chill and freeze we wrap up warm to hide our pain. Just as the spring arrives anew we think about what's past, starting a fresh with a love that's new a special bond that lasts. How is it possible that words on a screen can make me hot and wet? He scarcely knows I exist. And yet I want him. Want him with a longing that transcends anything I’ve felt before. Surely it’s ridiculous to want someone I’ve never even seen in person this much. So many nights I lay there touching myself, dreaming about his hands on me. His warm breath caressing my skin. His tongue touching me in the most intimate of places. The opportunity to be in the same place as him exists.

Thoughts
I'M A LUCKY GIRL P.S. THIS IS NOT A BLOG HEHE Billy-ray was a preachers son And when his daddy would visit hed come along When they gathered round and started talkin Thats when billy would take me walkin A-through the back yard wed go walkin Then hed look into my eyes Lord knows to my surprise The only one who could ever reach me Was the son of a preacher man The only boy who could ever teach me Was the son of a preacher man Yes he was, he was, mmm, yes he was Being good isnt always easy No matter how hard I try When he started sweet-talkin to me Hed come and tell me everything is all right Hed kiss and tell me everything is all right Can I get away again tonight? The only one who could ever reach me Was the son of a preacher man The only boy who could ever teach me Was the son of a preacher man Yes he was, he was, lord knows he was How well I remember The look that was in his eyes Stealin kisses from me on the sly Takin time to make time Tellin

Spirit World
Sabino Canyon & Snyder Rd. Tucson Arizona. From the million dollar views 50,000 to 150,000 dollar cars this canyon has the saddest tale of its ghostly curse. One of the worst spots for traffic in Arizona a tow truck collided with a drunk driver so hard it flipped into the head of the next driver in the next car instantley killing her and leaving her baby (18 months old klinging to life.) Worst yet this horror story happened on the mourning of halloween. Perhaps the mother searches for her baby in a wreck but nightly there are reports at PCSD about a woman wondering the canyon and vanishing. Photo's of the spot where the accident occured always show ecto. Making it a very plaussible haunting of one of America's roadways. There for Apology Canyon may harbor you vision of this mothers strife for her baby!!! Why is it when your looking its so hard to find people but when your taken then the girls come out of the wood work. I know what I like. Nice looking and a lil on the sweet

Just Being Me
aloha brothers and sisters! I was invited to a seminar at the landmark forum last night and I was pleased to hear how they have constructed a method to help people enjoy their lives more. All the methods that are out there that instruct self realization are powerful tools to guide one back to their self. They all try to show you, as with the secret movie, and lifespring, etc that there is only one time. And that is now. Right here, right now. It is somewhat easy for one to think they understand this, but until you experience the power of now, it is not knowing. Keep trying and letting go at the same time and one moment it will happen. You will hope for nothing, fear nothing, and you shall be free. Everything is futile. One has to understand this. If you don’t understand it, you will always remain in illusion. Everything is futile, and in life there is no progress, no improvement, because life is eternally there. Life is already perfect. One just has created barriers to this perfe

Paradise Lost Complete Series
F Mans First Disobedience, and the Fruit Of that Forbidden Tree, whose mortal tast Brought Death into the World, and all our woe, With loss of Eden, till one greater Man Restore us, and regain the blissful Seat, Sing Heav'nly Muse, that on the secret top Of Oreb, or of Sinai, didst inspire That Shepherd, who first taught the chosen Seed, In the Beginning how the Heav'ns and Earth 10 Rose out of Chaos. Or if Sion Hill Delight thee more, and Siloa's Brook that flow'd Fast by the Oracle of God; I thence Invoke thy aid to my adventrous Song, That with no middle flight intends to soar Above th' Aonian Mount, while it pursues Things unattempted yet in Prose or Rhime. And chiefly Thou O Spirit, that dost prefer Before all Temples th' upright heart and pure, Instruct me, for Thou know'st; Thou from the first 20

Tiny Mike
Your Pimp Name Is... Master Pimp Kisses What's Your Pimp Name? You Are 64% Sexy Your Sex Appeal Is: Extremely High You're very sexy. You just have that certain something that takes over a room. You know how to attract, entice, and keep whoever you want. You are truly appealing. How Much Sex Appeal Do You Have?

Cowboy Boots
Well for those of you who might actually read this dayum thing, I am recovering from my second brown recluse bite of the year, got bitten the first weekend in the new house which left a pretty bad scar and hole in my right shin. Well last night happened again when i went to bed. Felt two little stings, just wiped it off as feather stick maybe since i use a down comforter, and sure enough 1/2 later i looked like the stay puff marshmellow man, rushed to ER and spent the night in ICU before checking myself out AMA(against mediacl advice) I hate hospitals as you can tell! So keep me in your thoughts, those few who might read this and I should be on here sporadically the next few days. I also have my daughters up for the summer so my time is gonna be limited as far as internet. TY to all my friends here you have been gr8 and hope to hear from you,if u can't reach me here try my yahoo bluesman341971 well my VIP runs out on the 25th and I sure would like one spotlight before it does, if I hav

Day To Day Stuff
Jones, Jimmy   View/Sign Guest Book JIMMYJONES, 40Road FormanAVON PARK - Jimmy Jones of Avon Park passed away Sunday, April 5, 2009 from injuries of an auto accident.Born February 3, 1969 in Corinth, MS; he moved to Avon Park 7 years ago from Frostproof. He was a Road Forman III for Polk County and served in the National Guard. During 9/11 he served as National Security for the National Guard. He loved Nascar driver Dale Jr. and Gator football. He was a hard working man, loving husband and father, big hearted and would help anyone.Survivors include his wife of 7 years, Betty Jones; daughters, Christa Jones and Dakota Jones; sons, Curtis Jones and Jimmy Jones Jr.; step-children, Michael Byrd and Mindy Byrd; father, James T. Jones Sr. of Tennessee; mother, Aliene Jones of Avon Park; sister, Teri Barnett of Illinois; brothers, David Wayne Jones (Ailiya) of Avon Park, Mike Jones of Tennessee and Guy Jones of Illinois.   This man was a ray of light in a

Me!
Thank you so much everyone for your help in getting me to Godmother - the below people are top and should be in everyone's friends list! If I have missed anyone out, I'm sorry - I was asleep when I levelled so a lot of people may have been overwritten in my Bar Tab.... Thank you ... Thank you... Thank you ... Thank you ... Thank you... Thank you ... Thank you ... Thank you... Thank you ... Summer@ fubar BT**** K.O.P.E ~~~~Uk ****Fubar World Cruise ****@ fubar Learning2Fly@ fubar MikeHammer031@ fubar Mistress Alissandra@ fubar jb147(UK levellers)W.I.S.E.U.K.F.@ fubar gypsysoul fubar wife to finsterbaby member of club far@ fubar starwhisper@ fubar Just Susan

New Love....
I answered the door and there you were, lightly made up but oh so beautiful. Your smile seemed to light the doorway. “Come in baby, have a seat” I said….and you walked over to the couch and sat down as I got you a glass of wine. “You look very beautiful tonight…” (It made my heart feel so good to see that little smirk), “Well thank you love” you replied. We sat and shared some conversation, and wine….and I realized, your wearing a skirt, my weakness. I noticed your very sexy and shapely legs, adorned with nude tone stockings. I notice a pale area, you skirt seems to have risen a little. A hunger begins to build inside….it seems to have suddenly gotten warmer. A moment of silence arrives, and I lean into you….we share our first kiss. Gentle at first…lips not quite touching, tongues gently dancing with each other. My hand caresses your face. As we end the kiss…I look into your eyes….how beautiful they are, a hint of a smile on you face warms my heart. I prepare the tab

Audrey
well first off i hope u all r doing well.. im not doing that great.. i spend the last 3 days in the hospital with a very serious condition my large intestine got infected from diverticulitis and made me very sick.now they r talking about going in and cutting part of my colon out ... i am so scared.. so please pray for me as i am undergoing all these test and surgery... thank you and god bless u all!!! audrey i want to thank all of my friends on ct for your support as I continue this long road with my son.. your prayers and thoughts meen alot to us.. thank u all very much well today i took my son to the hearing doctor and he gave me the bad news on my son.. His left ear has some damage and might be able to be fixed but not sure and his right ear the damage is so bad that he is going to have to have a hearing aid..all of this is from getting hit a month ago.. please pray as he needs it... have a great day

Aqua Man's Blog
ticklingAdd to My Profile | More Videos The Mystical Miss Tickle has a most unusual kink It's weirder than many you could mention I would think She loves to capture males so they can not get away She'll strip them bare and naked and then tickle them all day To get a guy tied down is her favorite situation And to skillfully administer that tickling sensation So her squirming, wriggling captive, laughing helplessly will find That the tickle torture treatment will almost blow his mind If by chance her victim is a ticklish sort of chap He'll find that he has fallen into quiite a fearful trap Her tickling fingers mercilessly stroke and glide and roll From the tips of both his ears to each vulnerable sole The Mystical Miss Tickle is a fiend in human shape And when she starts to tickle you, my friend, there is no escape You've no option but to take it all- to laugh and shout and scream While she tickle you all over, more than in your wildest dream She'll search out

Lyrics
BREAKING BENJAMIN LYRICS "You" My hands are broken, And time is going on and on, it goes forever (how long). So I got high and lived all that life that I've taken all for granted. [Chorus:] Promise me you'll try To leave it all behind, 'cause I've elected hell, Lying to myself. Why have I gone blind? Live another life. You. You. The only way out Is letting your guard down and never die forgotten (I know). Forgive me, my love, I stand here all alone, and I can see the bottom. [Chorus] You. You. You. You. You. You. The Crow T-Bird: What, what are you talking about? Nah, nah, nah, nah, you mean that place downtown? I remember her. We needed to put some fear into that little lady, she wasnt going along with our tenant relocation program. Then her idiot boyfriend shows up and turns a simple sweep and clear into a total cluster fuck. Who gives a shit? It's ancient history. What? What do you want? What is it? What? Speak to me! Speak! (flashback to t

My Harem
I have been gone for 4 days so I figure instead of repeating the story 10 times ill just blog it .... on a side note: WHO BOUGHT ALL MY BISHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!   This weekend was a long weekend in Canada, don't ask me which one I dint pay much attention to the names, anyways John was gone for the weekend so I decided it would be a great idea to debachelorize Jeff's house...... There's something to be said about a man and his Bachelor ways, Non Matching furniture Decepticon posters Hockey memorabilia Garage full of other peoples shit White walls Needless to say, I went in like a hurricane, we scraped stipple of the ceiling painted in colours other then white... Jeff let me loose in Home Depot. I painted a fireplace walls, cabinets and counter tops. All the time Jeff just smile politely and paid. I think it was somewhere between me commenting on buying a new stove and adding a shoe closet that something snapped..... Jeff realized that his safe haven wh

S.h.e.
Recenly I Found this on someones profile and was pretty impressed by what it had to say. It also made me wonder why there is a need here on fubar to express such things. Top 11 Reasons A Profile Will Be Blocked By Me: 11) Profile pics that show too much skin. I'm an adult, and I'm aware that this is supposed to be an adult site, but GIVE ME A BREAK! It's looking like eHarmony or Match went the hard-core slutty route most of the time. If that's how you want to portray yourself, that's fine. But please DO NOT insult my eyes with it. 10) Having a self-deprecating name. I do NOT find it cute or funny that you call yourself a slut or MILF or some kind of whore. I find this to be offensive and rude, even if it is about yourself. 9) Blank add requests. Please say SOMETHING to me when you wish to add me as a friend.

Fireopal
I was just talking with a friend a little while ago and I was discussing with her maybe someday writing short stories. There is a special twist to these that I believe maybe I will keep to myself. Anyway thank you Talon for the wonderful idea, well, here goes. We will start at the beginning of this ordeal, when the first small things should have been a clue, they entered their new house for the first time as a family, smiles on their faces and cleaning supplies in hand, setting everything down mother divides the house into easy sections, thinking this will be a snap. Such a small house really, it's only a two bedroom, just one bathroom, Brandon and Jennifer are given the two bedrooms and the bathroom, and mom takes the livingroom and the porches that is loaded down with stuff someone left behind. Mom got the worst of the deal. After everyone was done with their space then everyone was to meet back in the kitchen

Fallenangelwolf's Bible Galadriel Lady Of Light
"Dreams are like bread crumbs...follow its lead all the way home" In this time of dynasty love is fought in battles of many but to embrace its meaning of one thing is to change another. we cultivate its challenge that amend our soul search of justice. our diversity comes from different background but how do we manage to carry out the loads pasions of each differences to determine acceptance and wanting. only in our dream are we able to tell who wat and which is the selectable. Dreams can be evidence of existance if its repeat twice only if u believe it. Dreams have power unlike reality. Dreams can read all the fine things and person we desire in life but cant and wont penatrate in reality without its belief been seen through your mind and heart. it existance is secretive just because u cant see it physically doesnt mean its not there. It not suppose to allow u to know its there but it expect u to hear see and feel its warmth and effect to give u a clue of chance to see if its r

The One
so u ask your self why u feel pain? why no one is there for u? why no one seem to care? well maybe u should look back at all the time u where never there all the times u missed out all the time a hand was reached out to u all the thing u siad before speaking that hurt the ones u loved and cared for. maybe u should open your mind before u open your mouth nobody like thoughtless people iam not saying i know it all but sometimes people can realy fuck thing up with just one word and that because the don't think before the speak anymore iam not saying that iam better then everyone cause iam far from it but i do try to do more thinking then speaking frist it save so much trouble in the end. so pretty much what iam saying is u can save your self in so many ways by just thinking before u say something to someone to hurt them it save so many friendship and bult new ones up. so just think before u speak. Oh I had a lot to say Was thinking on my time away I missed you and things wer

Poems By Me
Why did you lie to me? Please, tell me, Do you even have the slightest clue Of what you did to my heart By telling me just this one lie... If you lied to me about this one thing What makes you think im goin to trust you It was not just a simple lie It was about US I thought you would never lie to me my heart feels like it's shattered, broken in every way, remember when you said 'I love you' Did you lie to me about that too? i feel it is real but what if it is just a lie? like everyone else they have had to lie to me.. Thought you were different but now im Hurt.. I cant even look at you... Even tho i LOVE YOU , the fact is you still Lied jUST TELL ME why? kHRISTINAfaye marie 2006 for all of u who dont know im i am kays one and only her future husband. the last few days kays been getting alot of messages from former and new friends sayin she doesnt belong with me or u can do better them him. this bull shit needs to stop shes happy im happy.

Trell's Thoughts
How can you be trusted , I know how you are I tried to trust you , but it didn't get me far I though you grew up, I though you were a man Yeah I was wrong, you tried to ruin everyone's life and you still will if you can Just to make yourself feel good, to feel that you're on top Only a sick person, would do family wrong , but you'll never stop You're a bad dad and bad brother You know you're a bad son look how at you treat our mother She tries to help you , but you don't care You're alway screaming and yelling "No one treats me fair" Coward, I"m going to call you that till the end You talk about everyone behind their back, in their face you're their friend Get mad if you want that's just what I see If you got a problem with what I just said, then get at me. We are brothers and I love you , but I hate what you've became If you got something to say, then say it to me and I'll do the same Copyright © 2006 Damon Taylor My dad you had all t

About Me...
Just see me for who I am...For I can not be no other..Know what say I mean and shall never it to smother...And if you never know me just carry on my dear...For the loss will not be here... Your birth sign is listed below. Aries 21 March - 20 April Arians have a tendency to act like a dynamo of energy when they set their mind on achieving some goal. They can sometimes act so quickly that they later discover that they should have put in just a little more thought before starting. Action and achievement are important and slow pokes that get in the way, watch out! Aries may step on your toes. Aries enthusiasm rubs off onto others and they get involved in something, others are ready to follow. Selfishness, which sometimes includes a need to control others, tarnishes their otherwise positive and adventurous spirit. They need to have empathy and concern for the needs of others. As a lover, they are passionate, giving and enterprising. Taurus 21April - 21 May The warm-hearted

Blogs For Fun
OK DAMN IM BORED NOW I JUST DELETED 40 SO CALLED FRIENDS AND IM NOT DONE GOT BORED HEHE GOT AT LEAST 30 MORE TO GO GO THREW UR FRIENDS YOU'D BE SURPRISE HOW MANY PPL NEVER SAY HEY NO COMMENT HE HE IM HAPPY NOW! OK HERE'S HOW THIS WORK I WILL TELL YOU TEN THING'S ABOUT ME THEN I WILL PICK TEN PEOPLE TO DO THE SAME THING THIS IS A GOOD WAY FOR US ALL TO GET TO KNOW THE PEOPLE WE CHAT WITH AND CALL OUR FRIENDS I THINK IF YOUR MY FRIEND YOU'D LIKE TO KNOW ALL YOU CAN AS I WOULD LIKE TO KNOW ABOUT YOU SO IF I PICK YOU YA GOTTA PLAY DAMMIT LOL 1)I am married with 3 children 2)I am a pot head 3)I am 28 :-) 4)I have love excitement(i get bored easy) 5)I have never had my licenses :-( grrrr 6) I am a bitch 7) my nickname round town is g.g (ghetto girl) 8) I have married for 7 yrs now 9)I love the beach and live round 300 of them here in fla. 10)My fav. food seafood and southern food 11.)Ok... one extra thing about me... I HATE DRAMA!!! LOVE TO PARTY AND DANCE!! OK MY 1

These Foolish Things
I don't know what to make people do in order to get into my family... but i'm not just gonna let everyone in... so... gimme some ideas! what is wrong with you people?!? do you really have that big of an inferiority complex that you have to bash on everything i do? get over your self pity, and leave me alone. to the others out there that aren't like this-- i enjoy having you as friends, and hope you aren't as easily influenced as some of the morons on this site. I'm a 20 year old woman. girl. female. it shouldn't matter. we all have the same problems and y'all need to calm your shit down. that's all for now. bye.

Search Light Into My Inner Person
ok lets start with whats with the mumms voltures?! ok if you dont like the subject of a mumm why the hell do you feel the need to say thats a dumb mumm etc i wont use all their colorful words. ok a mumm is a basic tool to get votes for one and help make a decision, just because you think its a dumb decision some might not find it as easy to decide. i may be wrong but isnt this site for friend networking, and earning points, why are we acting like kids? putting people down for a question? whats the sense? my advice if you dont like the mumm move on.....is that hard or something i will never be rude to someone for no reason but i will say this and its to get it off my chest....if you have to live your daily life to argue on the internet, quit wasting your time and go stop a car with your face You're absolutely, completely positive that it happened the way you remember it. The other party has a totally different take on the event in question. What do you do? Try really listening

Attention All "texas Wolves"
Hello all just so you all know this is where we are now. I am sorry about the inconvenience of the other blog but it has been removed so that the proper links are available now. thanks Everyone Tami Hi all I just wanted to let everyone know we have some members in both a contest and give aways that might need help, here is the link to my picture in the contest. And here are the links to the give aways we have 8 weeks left on the give aways to reach 60,000 so lets see what we can do, any help is appreciated. Thanks for all your help in advance Tami Hi All we have a new Family member and I would like for you to all make her feel welcome here is the link for her picture and page Thanks Tami

Stories Of Life
"Crazy nights and crazy dreams,evil knights with laser beams.Doth protest t'his foulish scheme,rule the kingdom in supreme.Plague the people too extreme,leaving them with low esteem.Without hope, there is no gleam.Even with a common theme.Urge a hero they all scream,put an end to this regime.Edward Peters they all deem,No, one said, we need a ream.Yes, one shouts, he has a team,he'll finish th'all like a cream.Like one said he found a seam,drove the knights out to the stream.Without weapons they all teem,like untrained kids they all steam.Peters a hero, t'all seem,Sir t'his name was his redeem." © LT.David Martin There was once love, so strong and bright, it could change all from dark to light. The knight's and dragon's love so strong, it would have lasted their whole lives long. Evil seeped through the land, in search of this love so grand. Across the land rode an evil knight, To exterminate them both in a fight, Back at the lair, the black knight versed the white, The dragon went hun

On The Medical Front
Looks like Mom needs heart valve replacement (two of em) plus a couple of bypasses - sometime next week in all probability.  Sorta had some plans for Labor Day weekend but this comes first ya know...more as I know it... Turns out it was my liver giving me fits last weekend. Doc says it means lots of dietary and lifestyle changes. Gotta cut way back or eliminate totally all dairy, fried foods, processed meats, and even alcohol (though I only drink a beer once a month or so maybe). Lots of grilled chicken and salads and turkey burgers now. Bleh. Beats the alternative I guess...

Romance And Relationships
How to Choose a Vibrator: A Checklist The truly amazing variety of vibrator styles, sizes, and materials can be both inspiring and a little daunting. Finding the perfect vibe may require some self-loving homework. Answering these few simple questions can help cut through the information overload and prevent buyer's remorse. What Do You Want to Use it for? Do you want to use it on your clitoris? Do you want to put it in your vagina or anus? Because just about anything that vibrates feels good on or around the clitoris, phallic-shaped vibrators suitable for penetration can also be used outside the vagina if the vibration is strong at the tip. Do you want both the full feeling of penetration and that allimportant clitoral buzz? Dual-action vibes mean never having to choose one feeling at the expense of the other. Electric vibrators are the most powerful, so if you have a more difficult time orgasming, you may want to try one of those first. If you intend to use a toy for ana

Contests
here's the link babies... please vote and comment as much as possible!!! love you all and happily will return the favor however u need!!!! love, hugz, kisses.... CRYSTAL My 2 youngest babies are in the prettiest babies contest... comment bombing allowed, so please go show these angels some love and bomb away at em! This one has my heart because they are my world, so please help me out! Love you all!! XOXOXOXO OKAY... so this chick gets down from me a few hundred and keeps coming back to beat me out by a couple hundred again!!! SOOOOOOOOO... i look at it this way, i've got 200+ friends on my list... if every one of em gave just 50 comments, i might pull this one off... PUHLEASE HELP A SWEETHEART OUT!!! I'LL RETURN IT TENFOLD, I GUARANTEE IT!!! ASK ANYONE THAT KNOWS ME ON HERE!!!

New Contest
I'm not offering bribes for votes.. Just simply asking for help. Right now I am behind by a lot and really need everyones help. I will as always return the favor for everyone who helps! I try to get to everyone and rate and fan all pages. I also will comment bomb contests. Just let me know that you need me. Thank you so much to everyone who has been helping me! ♥ Please click on the picture to vote ♥ ♥ HUGS AND KISSES ♥ Music Codes - MySpace Layouts I figured I would give everyone a break from bombing.. Well, I am now down 13000 votes!! I so need your help now! I will return the favor for everyone who helps! Thank you so much for everyone who has been fighting to keep me up where I am! ♥ Click on my picture to vote! ♥ ♥ HUGS AND KISSES ♥ PLEASE come leave me comments!! I will return the favor! I am only 500 votes ahead.. With 13,800 comments.. But, I still need to be the first to 3

Spells And Enchantments
Here's a simple safety and protection meditation. This visualization can be used around people, pets, homes, cars, airplanes, and around anything you want to protect. After doing this a few times, you will not need the candles. You will be able to visualize the ball of white light at any time and any place. If you wish to protect a loved one and you have a photo of them, place it between the candles for the meditation. (Don't let it catch fire!) You may cast a circle if you like, but it is not necessary. Light white candles for protection. Begin the meditation: Sit down and get comfortable. Relax. Breathe slow and deep. Let all tension flow into the earth. Feel calm and peaceful. You are completely relaxed. Now visualize a beautiful white light all around you, like a bubble. It shimmers and sparkles. Now make it stronger, and then make it shine brighter. Make it grow until it fills the room you are in. Fill the bubble with love. Know that it will protect you where ever you go.

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Diary Of A Klutzy Girl
This singleness I am experiencing is still so very newfangled. I know I am the same person I was before I was single, but I feel like I am acting different, and doing different things than I would have before. Yesterday, I had planned to meet up with the guy I had ice cream with a week or so ago. As it turns out, he's also a professional masseuse. He offered to come by my place and give me one...for free. :) Yay for me, except that I don't really feel like having some guy over to the house I share with my ex and his best friend is such a good idea. Mr. Masseuse asked about meeting me at an hourly motel. I don't think he meant it to make feel like a classless hussy, or make me think he was a perv who was also cheap...but these things kind of went through my mind. I want the massage, but I felt uncomfortable with the idea still, so I needed an out, in a nice way. As it turns out, my ex (who is a trucker) had a load of tomatoes he was delivering near home, so he would be coming home t

A. A. A. D. D.
A.A.A.D.D. KNOW THE SYMPTOMS ..... PLEASE READ! Thank goodness there's a name for this disorder. Somehow, I feel better even though I have it!! Recently, I was diagnosed with A.A.A.D.D. Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder. This is how it manifests: I decide to water my garden. As I turn on the hose in the driveway, I look over at my car and decide it needs washing. As I start toward the garage, I notice mail on the porch table that I brought up from the mail box earlier. I decide to go through the mail before I wash the car. I lay my car keys on the table, put the junk mail in the garbage can under the table, and notice that the can is full. So, I decide to put the bills back on the table and take out the garbage first. But then I think, since I'm going to be near the mailbox when I take out the garbage anyway, I may as well pay the bills first. I take my check book off the table, and se

Quizzes
Take the quiz: What does your birth month reveal about you?AugustLoves to joke. Attractive. Suave and caring. Brave and fearless.Firm and has leadership qualities. Knows how to console others. Too generous and egoistic. Takes high pride of oneself. Thirsty for praises. Extraordinary spirit. Easily angered. Angry when provoked. Easily jealous. Observant. Careful and cautious. Thinks quickly. Independent thoughts. Loves to lead and to be led. Loves to dream. Talented in the arts, music and defense. Sensitive but not petty. Poor resistance against illnesses. Learns to relax. Hasty and trusty. Romantic. Loving and caring. Loves to make friends .Quizzes by myYearbook.com -- the World's Biggest Yearbook! Take the quiz: ARE YOU A BITCHSWEETIE PIEYOU ARE SOO SWEET ARE YOU AN ANGEL IT SEEMS THAT WAY WELL KEEP IT UP PEOPLE LOVE YOU!!!Quizzes by myYearbook.com -- the World's Biggest Yearbook! Take the quiz: WHAT ROCK BAND R U?? (COOL PICS)KORNHEAVY METALER!! KORN KICK ASS!! THERE A GREAT BAND AND

Stories
Whats your sex style? Erotic Sex StyleKissing, touching...pulling hair...handcuffs...whatever goes in your bedroom or backyard...truck...neighbors bedroom even! Its lights, camera ...ACTION BABY! Take this test You are suave. You are attractive both psyically and mentally. You use your abilities to attract anyone you desire. 'What is your seduction style?' at QuizUniverse.com She smiled quietly as he came to her, his hands gentle and warm on her face. He kissed her softly, tenderly, his mouth brushing over hers with the delicateness of a butterfly wing. She sighed and twined her arms about his neck and slid her hands through his dark hair, ruffling it. Oh, but she had missed him. How many a night had she spent dreaming of just such an encounter? Her nerves caught fire under his touch as he slowly took the banked fires of her desire for him and stoked them into an inferno that threatened to rage out of control. She moaned and sighed underneath him as he lay fu

Wtf2
my time here over the last 12 months or so has been pretty limited. But this place has really go to the dogs. I came back ran some bomb runs rate tons of pix and not even a thanx. Except for Pebbles im AZ.. I guess you half way decent lookin women expect all guys to fawn all over your little teasing pics and maybe some nudity. Well here is a token get on the clue bus your not all that and as long as there are guys willing to jump thru the hoops to see ur closed up folders you will think you are well good luck in real life bimbos. I have no need to see u half full or bent over naked i run a porn site u want the url ask for it. I used to have friends on here and the popularity thing is off the friggin scale. Thanx for trshing what used to be a good thing. http://fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=813171&albumid=625301&i=3652114455 where to leave comments JUST CAUSE MY OPINION DIFFERS FROM URS U BLOCK ME WHAT AN ADULT THING TO DO HAVE U EVER BEEN TO A BAR????????????????????? SHOOT DAR

Non Erotic Poems
Morning by LateNiteFantasy© The cold grey light of day I feel it braking into my dreams The blackness dispersing, the mist hanging still I open my eyes, and see, you!! Yet you are still a slumber dreaming your dreams of might and magic of things lost and found of happiness and warmth, love and security I see your eyes flutter as day breaks through I feel your body stir next to mine as dream evaporate I lean over, I kiss your cheek, I see you smile Your eyes still closed you kiss me back Your only words; "good morning"!! The emptiness cannot be filled By lovers that you hold, And love is never born or killed Nor is it bought or sold. Do not extend your empty cup And trust your lover’s heart Has come along to fill it up, Or find its missing part. Your lover is a friend who's eyes Reflect what you conceal. The love that you allow to rise, Is all they can reveal. So let your

Hott Bombers Of Fubar
We are way behind on this so far, and we still have a long way to go..lets try to stay within a comfortaqble distance please! We need all members to comment bomb asap! I am so disappointed..:( For Master Feather, who has put everything he has into this contest hes in and he has not received even a bit of the help that we as a team can give. I have been moving...and I am still..I will be off all day tomorrow and will have to wait for them to reconnect my service at the new place. Thats my excuse..what is everyone elses? Are we ready to give up being a team, cause if thats the case please let me know ok? I need feedback from everyone in HOTT...If you can spare a few minutes to write. :( Those that have been helping and doing the best they can I thank you, and I am sorry I havent been here. I would love to know what is going on though..:( Anyone out there? We stopped helping this team member out, and she has since proven that she has tried to bomb herself, so lets finish this

Stuff
Take the first letter of your first name to answer the questions. The answers must be real people, places, or things. Nothing made up! You cannot use your own name for a boys/girls name. You cannot use the same answer twice. 1. Famous Singer: Kanye West 2. Four Letter Word: Kilt 3. Street: King St. 4. Color: Khaki 5. Gifts/Present: Kitten 6. Vehicle: Kia 7. Things in Souvenir Shop: Keychain 8. Boy Name: Kyle 9. Girl Name: Kate 10. Movie title: Kill Bill 11. Drink: Kahlúa 12. Occupation: Kindergarten teacher 13. Celebrity: Kate Winslet 14. Magazine: Knit N Style (Look it up, it's real) 15. U.S. City: Kalamazoo, MI 16. Pro Sports: Kansas City Cheifs 17. Fruit: Kiwi 18. Reason for Being Late to work: Killed someone 19. Something you throw away: Kleenex 20. Something you shout: Kiss My A$$! 21. Flower: Kale 22. Something in your kitchen: Knife Ms. Victoria tagged me Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you hav

My Poetry
I do not wish thine eye to drinketh of my beauty, for how now, when thy cup runneth dry?When Summers graces have stilled by winters cold dark breath, would'st thou still have the sparkle of Spring in thine eye?As the soft plump curves wrinkle past their ripeness, and the apples of my cheeks turn to ashen gray,As the sweetness of my voice bitters as time's spent, and my golden silky tresses are but thinning straws of hay, Would'st thou whisper sweet nothings to the hobbled silver lady?Would thy fingertips dance upon my wrinkled folded skin?Would thou speaketh love poems like a gentle bedtime story?As I'm withered and tired, would thou gently tuck me in?When maidens come hither with their bountiful blessing to tempt you and tease you when no one's around,Would your silver haired matron be the shackle that holds you or would memory serve I'm the jewel in your crown? Like wine, one's beauty serves to strip away thy senses. A glance, like a sip leaves thee quickly craving more. Each eyeful

Nsfw Stuff
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Love
Love is Fleeting Hold on tight Love is Fleeting It can change overnight Love is Fleeting It takes off with flight Love is Fleeting Sends you soaring way up high! Love is Fleeting It can leave you High and Dry Love is Fleeting When you stare deep in their eyes Love is Fleeting When u have to say goodbye Love is Fleeting When all you do is cry Love is Fleeting When its all a Lie Love is Fleeting When you thought you found "The One" Love is Fleeting When you not "The Only One" Love is Fleeting When you don't give up Hope Love is Fleeting When you cant Cope Love is Fleeting When your Hollow inside Love is Fleeting Being The Brides maid and Not The Bride.. Love is Fleeting When He's not by Your side Love is Fleeting Wanna Give It A Try? LOVE IS PAIN...... AND IT'S CRAZY HOW WE ALL DESPERATELY CRAVE IT! BUT WE GET IT, AND THEN SHIT GETS   TOUGH,AND WE WANT TO RUN, OR WORSE WE STAY NOT KNOWING WHAT WILL BE. ITS A WORK IN PROGRESS,   GOOD DAYS, BAD DAYS, LOVE YOU/HATE YOU! FROM B**** T

Stormy Thoughts
I couldn't sleep, and I had this running through my head, so I got up to see if it'd let me sleep after I typed it out.... Head spinning, thoughts racing, Body restless, hands moving. Emotions surging, churning. Soul feels lost, fights the urge To jump up, stomp feet, Cry loudly, throw things… For what purpose…. To get what’s needed. To end distance, To restart what wasn’t begun, To relight the spark That was lost before it lived. Eyes tear, deep blue pools Full of longing, yearning, Reaching out…. For what… For the promises made. The promises no longer shining With hope of being kept. What’s left…. Heartache, yes… Pain… yes… despair… not yet. Hope… yes, still a little… Trickling a touch of light Into the shadows, showing… What…. Showing love, Showing tiny seeds of hope Ready to bloom With the deepest of voices Calling, commanding, Pushing to be obeyed. Waiting… wanting… Longing… yearning… A garden drying in the hot sun No water in sight… A time for

Sex
Thanks to everyone who has commented on my writting. And for all the ideas and help. I have three more stories to write before my book is done. So if anyone wants to help..... Questions and Answers So where to begin…hummm…ah yes there we go. It’s late I know you’re coming over and though we sit and talk we both knew what is going to happen, why you have come to my house, but we sit ever so polite and talk. Then finally one of us makes a move and we know where it is going to go from there. The way you touch my skin so light so soft it sets my body on fire. You takes your time, this is not a quick fuck, this is more. More intense, more erotic, just more. Your kiss starts slow using your tongue you slowly works it in and out of my mouth, making me hungry for more. You run your hands though my hair, over my shoulders, I lean into you, my body so hungry for you that I can’t keep my hands off of you. You shiver…hummm. I slowly run my tongue up the side of your neck nipping

This Is Definately Nsfw
English..........I Love You Spanish..........Te Amo French...........Je T'aime German...........lch liebe dich Japanese.........Ai shite imasu Italian..........Ti Amo Chinese..........Wo al nin Swedish..........Jag alskar Hillbilly........Nice ass get in the truck Q. Why do men become smarter during sex? A. Because they are plugged into a genius Q. Why don't women blink during sex? A. They don't have enough time Q. Why does it take 1 Million sperm to fertilize one egg? A. Because they don't ask for directions Q. Why do men snore when they lie on their backs? A. Because their balls fall over their butts and they vapor lock. (You're laughing, aren't you!?!) Q. Why were men given larger brains than dogs? A. So they won't hump women's legs at parties Q. Why did God make man before woman? A. You need a rough draft before the final copy Q. How many men does it take to put a toilet seat down? A. Don't know....it's never happened (come on we laugh at y

Poetry In Motion
What is in my mind right about now? Well a lot of things actually. I have just graduated from a community college here in Michigan and I'm going on to a University. But thing is, I have to tread lightly bcuz of a couple of stories that I have heard from friends. But that does not matter, all it matters is that I'm doing my business and that is how I will leave it at that. Plus, the love of my life, (Christopher) is doing just fine and everytime I talked to him, I feel so much closer to him than ever before. More later as it will develop. Just look at you. With a smile on your face that will make me smile too. I wish I could just reach out and touch you, grab onto your hand and walk together side by side. I will do whatever you ask of me. For I pledge my life and my love to you. I love you so much, and I am so lucky to have you. (Another blog dedication to Christopher McConathy) Here I am, here to serve your every need. Here I am, to show you the great places that you have never b

Life / Change
ive always been a hard working employee, and with the exception of two surgeries and about a month i took off work to go visit my grandma(who is sick with cancer)ive had a job and at times multiple jobs since i was 16.i have the potential too make a lot of money with the current situation im in. i have two jobs and i figure with the money i pulled in working last night and some more hard work i can be in my own apartment in two weeks or less.this is what i would like to do because im sick of people fucking me over, and i woulod just like to have my own place for once.it could be my own personal chaotic house,with food lots of yummy food and weed and maybe even lots of weed food hahahah so this is just a hope. i also hope that i can work enough and save enough to be able to go back to school and who knows maybe even actually start singing and playing guitar again.i also want to work on my photography i miss it,so i guess i really just want to have fun i understand so much more now. im

Life
The paradox of our time in history is that we have taller buildings but shorter tempers, wider Freeways, but narrower viewpoints. We spend more, but have less, we buy more, but enjoy less. We have bigger houses and smaller families, more conveniences, but less time. We have more degrees but less sense, more knowledge, but less judgment, more experts, yet more problems, more medicine, but less wellness. We drink too much, smoke too much, spend too recklessly, laugh too little, drive too fast, get too angry, stay up too late, get up too tired, read too little, watch TV too much, and pray too seldom. We have multiplied our possessions, but reduced our values. We talk too much, love too seldom, and hate too often. We've learned how to make a living, but not a life. We've added years to life not life to years. We've been all the way to the moon and back, but have trouble crossing the street to meet a new neighbor. We conquered outer space but not inner space. We've done larger thin

Wildfowler
Hi everybody   This week I have released the conclusion of Road Block which stars the voluptuous Kaicee Marie getting fucked outside   See Kaicee riding cock in the great outdoors one way then the other before being taken form behind where she is shagged hard before Kaicee is flipped over and it is not long before her big tits are covered in spunk!   Over 14 minutes of brand new video and more that 50 unseen hardcore pics   To see the sample photos and video click here   http://www.jameswildfowler.com/kaicee-marie-dogging.html   or to download the video sample click here   http://www.jameswildfowler.co.uk/videos/kfmrJjd8.wmv   Enjoy   James Wildfowler   www.jameswildfowler.com Hi Everybody   This weekend I am releasing the first ever porn scene with Tasty teen Tracy BJ   See the horny teenager doing a sexy strip tease showing off her wonderful young body and shaved pussy before finger fucking herself with two fingers   Then she gives one lucky guy a slo

Peaceful Warrior
Well I am just back from DC. The city of hot air no wonder it is so warm there all of the time. I like to thnka people who commented on my last blog and thank me for the good advice. Not going to get any today lol. So peopla re asking what is going on with the weather, I have on simple statement, it is not nice to mess with mother nature she will get even. We have been messing with her for years. it is all about how my life can be easier not think what we might be doing to the environment, I am just as guilty. Damm I hate it that today I can not do new paragraphes in here. I dont know way, might have to contact fubar support to see if it is bug. Since I cant I am going to cut this blog short today. God Bless you all. I hope all of you that read this are doing well today. I am back from Washington DC were I had to attend some summits. It is always seeing  business friends that I have not talked to in a long time. Gas prices are finally coming down and bit and I hope people are not st

My Thoughts And Feelings
Alone On The Beach The beach is not the same Sunsets we used to watch are not as beautiful The reds and golds are now shades of grey Ever moving toward black Their fire turns to ice before me Sounds of the waves Rhythm to our songs Blend into nothingness Eventually fading into nothing Birds no longer fly above The sky is empty and dead Other people laugh and kiss I watch them as we often did We joked Wondering if they were talking about us My hand reaches out for you Where your hand always was Hand prints we left on so many nights Gone in the cool summer breeze There is nothing left but sand A thousand memories And my tears Did you even think of me while I missed you Your words said long ago echo through my ears The vision of you picture haunts me Your beautiful eyes, warm and loving Looking at me through the miles My heart melts while I look at you My body tingles at the thought of you Feelings dead for too many years Come to life when I hear your name

Why
so today is the day i get my first inking its not the tattoo i wanted to start with but it will have alot of meaning. granted people may think im nuts but im tattooing chesters paw and him on my back with a halo and angel wings. cute i know but its a way to show how much i loved my best friend. im slightly scared though wish me luck i don't wanna cry im not all that into pain. ok people i just discovered the scum i kicked out forever ago is on fubar. Which makes me want to tell everyone and warn all the women on here. I don't think he has changed i don't think he ever will i don't want him to hurt anyone. But at the same time i don't care im happy and ive moved on with my life. Im very content with who i have in my life etc. i just know what scum he is and im worried about others. Should i warn people or just ignore it and go on with my life. well im going to go on with my life either way. Ugh ehy do i have to be a caring soul maybe you all could give me some advice on what i should do

Music List
    01: Nirvana - "Smells Like Teen Spirit"02: U2 - "One"03: Faith No More - "Epic"04: Nine Inch Nails - "Closer"05: Pearl Jam - "Alive"06: Metallica - "Nothing Else Matters"07: Red Hot Chili Peppers - "Under The Bridge"08: Radiohead - "Creep"09: R.E.M. - "Losing My Religion"10: Pearl Jam - "Jeremy"11: Alice In Chains - "Man In The Box"12: Live - "Lightning Crashes"13: Soundgarden - "Black Hole Sun"14: Metallica - "Enter Sandman"15: Nirvana - "All Apologies"16: Stone Temple Pilots - "Plush"17: Rage Against The Machine - "Killing In The Name"18: Aerosmith - "Cryin'"19: Alice In Chains - "Rooster"20: Dishwalla - "Counting Blue Cars"21: Stone Temple Pilots - "Interstate Love Song"22: Jane's Addiction - "Been Caught Stealing"23: The Verve - "Bittersweet Symphony"24: White Zombie - "More Human Than Human"25: Oasis - "Wonderwall"26: Blind Melon - "No Rain"27: The Smashing Pumpkins - "Tonight, Tonight"28: Beck - "Loser"29: Collective Soul - "The World I Know"30: Nine Inch Nails - "Hurt"31:

People Are People
Ok my fubar friends, here is something for you to chomp on, Here is it Mothers day, Everyone is celebrating their mothers today, and Me being a mother myself, am happy I get to spend time with my kids. However, this is where this passage gets interesting, I live 300 miles away from my children and dont get to see them much anymore, they prefer to be with their friends and go to school in a familar place, So this weekend, BEING MOTHERS DAY, I thought it would be nice to take a trip on the bus to see my kids, Not even before I hit town, people are calling me making plans for me to spend the whole day with them and I can spend time with my kids when we were done. So I called this morning and said I wasn't going riding with them because my kids are the reason I am in town. These people try to make me feel guilty for not dropping what I want to do for them. When I dont see them riding their happy harley riding asses to where I live? Sounds a little one sided to me..So I say, That if they

Cherry Bomb Today!
I have some really good friends on here that i respect and would do anything for if i was asked! There are people here that i as so tried of there pathetic bs, drama and inconcideration to other people! i'm not much of a talker as so many know but i get my point acrossed! i am to the point that i don't want to be friends with females due to there pettiness! enough is enough!!!!!!!!grow tf up! Again i say thank you to all who came to my page! i am sorry for the people i was unable to bomb due to time table not to mention my computer crashed and i lost half my bombing time and then proceed on a cell phone that was difficult! 

Friends That Rock!
LADYMOOSE is 21 again! Please stop by and show this fellow Fubar'er some B-day Love! ladymoose760 Giles@ LostCherry This is truely amazing. If you want a friend that will honestly show your page the love it deserves, come see Giles. He visited me and I am not sure if he ripped any of my skins or not (which is why I make them, I hope he did...) but he rated every singe one of my photos 10's. Most guys do not do this with other guys because the majority seem to be here for T&A. If you want to get to know someone who is cool and an all around nice guy, please show him some love. THAT IS AWSOME! I have been thinking of this for awhile now. I am creating blogs that will try to show those that visit my page how cool people can be on LC. My first entry is a friend I met on here MetteKenzo. This morning I sent out this user comment to her and my other friends... She then took the time to create a comment and respond with Now that is funny...

Family And Friends
This is the mumm that caused some whinny ass person to report it and get my ability to post to everyone taken away......what do you think is it fair or just another example of me being hated as a mummer. I have made some changes to my family to make room for those that have become close. I hope you will not take it personal if you notice that I don't have you as family. Thank you for stopping by to read this blog. There are lonely times in our lives that seem so hard to get by, I have had my share of them. We all struggle in life, we are given all kinds of challenges. Our faith is tested and our character is defined by how we deal with these challenges. I am sick and tired of being here in Mexico away from my twins, family , and friends. I want to be able to hold my boys in my arms, watch them play, see them smile, look after them, watch them sleep like when I used to be the stay at home dad. This is the hardest thing that I have had to endure in my life time, not being abl

Wykd Crew
Ever Wanted Your Own Personal Fu-Slave ? Well here is your chance! I will be your Fu-Slave for 2 weeks. Here is how it works. You Bid On Me and The Highest Bidder Wins.Cash Bids Overide ANY Fubuck bids.If you are the winning bidder you will have 24 hrs to pay me.I then will become your Fu-Slave for 2 weeks. WAIT !!! You Havent even Read The Best Part. What do YOU get out of it ? 1 Pimpout Daily 50 11's Daily Random Gifts Random Stash Rates Random Profile Comments Slave to *your name* in my ID #1 Friend Spot *Note* You can give any of the above to a friend rather than yourself If you choose but you MUST PM me the day before providing me the links of who and what you want them to get. Now Unlike ANY Other Auction... IF YOU BID : A Cherrybomb Bling - You make the list of who I bomb.I will bomb my family first,then move on to your list starting at the top and going down until

Music Is The Glue Of The World..
What a wonderful hesitation Who would bear to feel sorry for me Dropped another pill just to calm me Collapsed to my knees and fell fast into sleep There I was drifting Way out into the sunshine Expecting to crash but I'm tied to a string Look at me I'm a tangled puppet I might be a mess but I sure can survive Find myself awake counting sad days 1-2-3 that's too many for me Dropped another pill just to find me Reached for my hand But It was already there Then I started believin' That I fell out of a tiny raindrop That lost its way when it decided to roam Chasing me was a hungry dweller But I had escaped it by pretending to die Come follow me you won't expect the illusion You'll see, it's my imagination Hand me your eyes I will put them in front of mine You'll see a little better You'll see a little better What a wonderful destination Where I am now I can no longer see Dropped another pill just to kill me Collapsed to my knees And fell fast into sleep There I was drifting Way out into t

Brunhild's Words
You scored as Code name V. Your Code name "V". Your vengeful and cold hearted at times. People have done horriable things to you in the past...but dont worry about them, you'll get back at them one way or another. Your a good person on the inside who believes strongly in the good of the people. You think that you could never fall in love because your heart is filled with hate...but even a heart as broken as your can love. Your strong and just and would fight for the good of your world.Code name V100%Creedy33%Finch17%Sutler17%Evey17%Deitrich0%What V for Vendetta character are you?created with QuizFarm.com You scored as Mermaid. Mermaid: Mermaids are also known as Sirens. These creatures were beautiful women who tricked sailors into becoming completely entranced by their haunting voices and found death soon after. Not all stories of Mermaids are about gentle loving sea people. They are mystical, magical, and extremely dangerous. They have a way about them that brings anyone they are aro

Me!!
How Old Do You Act? 22 years old Cheese Pizza Traditional and comforting. You focus on living a quality life. You're not easily impressed with novelty. Yet, you easily impress others. What's Your Pizza Personality? steven: if tomorrow was yesreday it doesn't matter if you cared, because the last book of the bible doesn't matter as long as a heart was shared they say that the world is dying and fading away but without you i'm just a man without anything to say all i know is without tomorrow i don't know i might lose my soul but if this is my last moment, if this is my last day this is what i want to say forever i'm lost making a wish on a prayer to who ever cares, it's you in the stare if i never see tomorrow, ,my last breath never holding you would be my last sorrow so from me to you ,forever and a day,i hope your skies stay blue steven: keep that

New User
I need some help now. I am at my limit for rating pics and blogs and everything else. I need some help getting to the next level. Here's how anyone can help: Apparently I am retarded or something and cannot get my pics to come on here. I have to send them to someone's email to let them view my pics. If someone could plese help me get my pics on here I would be ever so grateful. Another way is to help me level up by rating pics and other various things. I have rated many of your pics here and now I need some help. Please? I would like to thank each and everyone of you now for any help that I can get from you. I have been on here for quite some time and helped out alot of you all and now I asking for the same. I am not ver y good at asking but I am here doing so! Thank you for your time! ***Your Lust Quotient: 62%*** You are a very lustful person - and it sometimes gets the better of you! You know how to hold back, but you hardly ever do. How Much Lust Do You

Poetry
Shudder from your touch. These emotions They are just Too Much I feel the urge: The fire and heat. I need your kiss: Delicious and sweet. Shiver down my spine From the way you Simply say 'You're mine.' author:unknown Sealed With A Kiss by Rima Darkstar Sealed with a kiss, tied up with a rose; And as you are reading, my love for you grows. When we are apart I feel the pain; But as you come near, I am happy again! You know, sometimes myself I even amaze When searching for a chance to in your eyes gaze. And now you are finished reading this prose That's been sealed with a kiss and tied up with a rose. Lying here in my bed and an images of you comes into my mind I find myself getting lost in so much pleasure and wanton desire Without hesitation I feel my luminous landscape flooded in tremors of strong fire getting hot and excited for you... Lying here with my eyes closed I can feel how masculine and rigid you are to me I then gentl

Woe Is Me
I am invisible...don't worry I don't expect you to notice I am around...it's not as if I don't allow everyone to see what I do so you wouldn't get alerts..you know I am really tired of it actually. Very tired indeed. Besides that mumms suck! I'm shutting off the shout box...bunch of half hearted convos in it anyhow. woe is me..later! "If I just lay here..would you lie with me..and just forget the world?" Ok woe is fuckin me! Here goes yet another rant from the woman in search of herself... I have hit a stumbling block..a slight obstacle in this path of mine. Communication..its a beautiful thing. I so wish to have an open exchange with the one person I want to make a place for in my world. There is a catch, and it is a major catch..I have no idea where I stand with this person. I am so out of my element here. I admit this with no shame. I have been so removed from any possible emotional entanglements that this is a bog I am finding myself in. I am trying to stay above t

Thoughtful Thursday
I wish it was never like this I wish you to never go If only I could change it But its too late we can never go back I wish you could see What has become of me since you've been gone I wish I could change this but you broke it. Well I've been thinking a lot. And I mean don't get me wrong I like sex as much as the next person, but MY GOD. Why is it every time someone talks to me... it almost always has to deal with sex... on here or not, there are the few exceptions, but not many. I just wish, one day, someone would actually care about me... and carry on a decent conversation that didn't have the objective of sex. I don't honestly care about your dick size... it's probably small... most guys who ask on here are. I'm sorry but seriously if you have to nag someone to rate your cock for your self assurance, well lets face it, you know somethings wrong, and you want someone to lie to you... so sure you have a marvelous cock, not like I will ever touch it or care to. If you want

Real Mobs And Mobsters
        Modern History:   [From "Organized Crime: 25 Years After Valachi," Hearings Before the Permanent Subcommittee on Investigations of the Committee on Governmental Affairs, United States Senate, 100th Congress, Second Session, US Government Printing Office, Washington: 1988] 539 CHRONOLOGY OF VIOLENCE: CLEVELAND ORGANIZED CRIME 1968 5/21/68            PATRICK CATALANO         reported missing - body never found. 6/21/68            PETE DI GRAVIO                  murdered 1971 10/31/71          ARTHUR SNEPERGER          killed by bomb 11/26/71          MICHAEL FRATO                 shot and killed 1972 1/1/72              POST AND PADDOCK RESTAURANT      Autos of SANDY DUBLO, PHIL BONADONNA and JOSEPH BRANCATO damaged by bomb 1973 10/6/73            SALVATORE CARCIONE    shot and wounded 10/6/73            ROBERT BOGGESS              shot and killed 10/6/73            WILLIAM WHITCOMB        shot and killed 540

Poems
I leave the gas on Walk the allies in the dark Sleep with candles burning I leave the door unlocked I'm weaving a rope and Running all the red lights Did I get your attention Cause I'm sending all the signs and The clock is ticking And I'll be giving my 2 weeks Pick your favorite shade of black You'd best prepare a speech Say something funny

Me!
IT FEELS LIKE I HAVE THIS PHRASE IMPRINTED ON ME.. "DUMBASS" AND I CAN'T SEEM TO SHAKE IT... THINK I MUST BE BEING PUNISHED FOR JUST BEING PLAIN OLE ME.. BUT,I CAN'T BE A FAKE..."I'M JUST ME" AND I WILL NEVER EVER CHANGE THAT FOR ANYONE NOT NOW, NOT EVER.. YOU WILL EITHER LIKE ME OR HATE ME... AND IF U LIKE ME THEN GREAT WE WILL GET ALONG FANTASTICALLY AND IF U HATE ME SO BE IT...I REALLY COULDN'T GIVE TWO SHITS ANYMORE... DAMN I WOULD HAVE NEVER THOUGHT THIS WOULD BE MY ATTITUDE BUT I THINK TIME HAS CHANGED ME...WHICH I THINK IT IS A GOOD AND A BAD THING... SO STARTING RIGHT NOW IM STARTING ANEW A FRESH START FOR ME IF YOU TALK TO ME GREAT AND IF NOT HELL WITH YOU...IF YOU TALK TO ME FOR A FEW DAYS AND THEN DROP OFF THE FACE OF THE EARTH AFTER THAT WELL THEN YOUR LOST... WELL I THINK I SAID MY PEACE FOR TONIGHT OR EARLY MORNING WHICH EVER YOU WANT TO LOOK AT IT.. SO HOPEFULLY MY FRIENDS KNOW WHO THEY ARE AND IF YOUR WEREN'T WELL THATS JUST SAD..... DONNA JUST A QUICK NOT

Erotica
It’s an unusually warm autumn evening, though the smell of fall is in the air it is warm enough for shorts and a T-shirt. We walk along the trail by the water; the sun is dropping onto the horizon. The sky is multiple shades of pink and purple we continue walking and our hands find each others and our fingers lock as we continue walking. We come to a grassy opening and sit to finish watching the sunset. As the sky continues to change shades from pinks and purples, to purples and blues and twilight begins to set in I wrap my arm around your shoulders as the temperature starts to drop. Your head finds my shoulder and you lean, I kiss your head softly and go back to watching the last bit of sun disappear over the horizon, though the sun is gone there is still a bit of light. I attempt to stand and you hold me in place, our eyes meet and you smile softly. I smile back and sit back down beside you. We lay back and watch the stars as they come out. After the first dozen come out you mo

Daily Motivation!!!!!!
If any of you truly ever looked at the pictures I display here , has there been any that are so offensive that you did not wish to visit my page or albums?? I am asking because i was TOLD someone had a problem with my picture in the Harley vest! Nothing actually showing but cleavage. Was TOLD to put it in a private folder or risk my profile being deleted. The funny thing is, within minuts of all this, what do you think I see right up in front of me?? A woman's Vagina, which is all well and good in a NSFW folder if guys wish to see it......But to crawl me for cleavage.....Too much if ya ask me. What is next??? http://cherrytap.com/viewimage.php?u=150458&i=2478853581 Thanks all! Well here it is 6:00 AM and i have been up an hour already! So much going on and not a darn bit of it fun! This is the First Christmas I will have as a single person.........and with the Devils Brother for an ex, it will suck bad. That so called man has done nothing but torture and punish me

Wsc News
WE HAVE DRAMA DRAMA DRAMA .. I TOLD YOU ALL THAT THIS IS A DRAMA FREE FAMILY ! SO THE PEOPLE THAT WAS TALKING MAD STUFF AND DOWNRATING HAS BEEN REMOVED > PLEASE TAKE NOTE THAT EVEN IF SOMEONE BLOCKS YOU AND YOU DO NOT BLOCK THEM THEY CAN DOWN RATE YOU > THEY LIKE TO DO IT WHEN YOU ARE OFFLINE SO YOU DON'T KNOW ! TO ALL IN WSC THE CULPRITS OF THIS IS MARLBRO MAN WHO MAY CHANGE HIS NAME,AND REBELGIRL . I WARN YOU THEY HAVE HIT UP PICTURES HERE IN THE CREW AND A FEW OF OUR PERSONAL ACCOUNTS. WSC ADVISES YOU TO BLOCK THEM NOW!! IF YOU CHOOSE NOT TO BLOCK THEM WE WILL NOT BE HELD RESPONSIBLE FOR YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED ! THANK YOU !! WSC OWNERS & MANAGEMENT FAQ - You can sign up to WYKD Lounge apon winning Honorary DJ if not already a member.You also can unsubscribe after your set if you do not wish to be a member. This contest is open to EVERYONE!!! WYKD LOUNGE The Link to the Wicked Storm Lounge (Click the tornado!) Update

Fünny Chït LmfÅØ
A man walked into the ladies department of Myer's and shyly walked up to the woman behind the counter and said, 'I'd like to buy a bra for my wife. ' ' What type of bra?' asked the clerk.

Stuff And Nonsense
Stupid Laws It's legal for couples to have sex in a parked vehicle during their lunch break from work, as long as the car or van has drawn curtains to stop strangers from peeking in New Mexico. In Canada, It is illegal for a teen to walk down main street for Fort Qu'Appelle with their shoes untied. In Canada, It is illegal to leave your horse in front of the Country Squire without hitching it securely to the hitching post. In Alabama, it is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle. In Norfolk, Virginia, a woman can't go out without wearing a corset. (There was a civil-service job- for men only- called a corset inspector.) In Connecticut, You can be stopped by the police for biking over 65 miles per hour. It is unlawful to lend your vacuum cleaner to your next-door neighbor in Denver. In Woodstock, NY it is illegal to walk your bear on the street without a leash. In Merryville, Missouri, women are prohibited from wearing corsets because "the privilege

Pedantic Issues With Movies And Tv
I have only watched the first few episodes of this show, but on more than one occasion the "B.A.U Team" has been referred to. This would stand for the "Behavioural Analysis Unit Team" and it grates on me that they would feel the need to say "unit" and "team". Stupid. I have no real problem with this show because I'm enjoying it a lot, but something troubles me:   The characters often refer to "years" to describe people's ages and such. It is my judgement that their definition of a year matches our own in terms of its length. However, the problem is, we are led to believe that this story is taking place on another world... A world where a winter or a summer can last many years. The concept of this is fine. Obviously their planet has a much longer year than our own. The planet must also be on an uneven orbit because the seasons vary in length. My issue is, though, where does their original description of "year" actually come from, that doesn't bear any resemblance to the length of thei

Dumb Stuff I Ask
You scored as Slut. Slut94%Popular Bitch56%Goth50%Athletic Tomboy50%Preppy Girl38%Loser25%Nerdy Girl19%Hippy13%What type of girl are you?!!created with QuizFarm.com Ok, just got out of the shower, and it's FREEZING in my house. Sadly my clothes are in the laundry room and there's some guy helping my mom with her oxygen machine, so I'm stuck in my room, in my towel. I swear I'm going to freeze. Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! Had to vent. Brr. It's cold. Brr. welll im about to take some pics last chance to give me some ideas while the cameras on oh yeah they have to be good ideas...eh? so lets give this another try lovelovelove mandi

Precious
I finally created my guestbook. please stop by and sign it when you get the chance. thanks How precious is life, really? Do the people in your life really know you? Does everyone know how you truly feel about them? How happy are you, really? It’s amazing how things happen and you never suspect it. You never know how precious life is until it’s gone. Incidentally you don’t know what is going on with the person setting next to you at the office or at the dinner table. Some of the happiest people on the surface are in horrible pain on the inside; so many of us take life for granted. I know all of us are busy in our own lives and things get so routine, but today stop to tell someone you love them. Not the same old way you do everyday when you get off the phone or rush out of the house. Take a minute today to reflect on how important the people in your life really are. A friend of mine took his own life yesterday, which none of us saw coming. He was what we thought a happy person.

Thoughts
People for the most part react to how they are treated. The way people react to how they are treated is either positive or negative. The reaction is usually positive when people are treated positively, and usually negative when treated in a negative way. So, the key to attracting that which is positive and good, is to treat others in a positive and good manner. In this way, what we practice, that which positive and good, will come back to us, because what goes around comes around. Choosing right over wrong brings remarkable rewards. In order to make the decision to choose right over wrong, we need to know the difference. This type of knowledge is valuable and makes all the difference in the world when choosing right over wrong. Sometimes it's easy to choose the right thing to do, and other times it can be very challenging to do the right thing. Whether it's easy or challenging, choosing right over wrong is always right, and makes a big difference every time.

Daily Life
FOR SALE if you truly want to support the breast cancer awareness cause then tell me here how much you are willing to pay for a bling pack........ see my previous blog about the cause..... thanks!! ~~smooches~~ to say that I am in shock is an understatement. I have some AMAZING friends!! I have wanted to get spotlight for a while now and have been rating pics for what seems like forever on pages.....BUT get this.....I do not want spotlight for me, myself, but to honor and support the ladies who are breast cancer survivors! We all know someone who has fought or is fighting this horrible disease. I, personally, fought it in 2008. It was not fun!! Look around you....did you know that 1 in 8 women will go through breast cancer? So let's say you have 8 women in your family.....one will get breast cancer in her lifetime.....not a pretty picture! We need more support! There were days where I just laid around and did nothing...and then came on my page here and had messages o

Yeah
There's way too much stuff going on, between the shoutbox, the bartab, posting blogs & mumms it can be a little overwhelming. I used to like it here but having been recently attacked by some people for no apparent reason, I wonder if I should even bother to log in these days. . I keep trying cause I like the idea of mumms but it seems like they have grown used to the practice there of picking on newbies and judging people rather than giving them a chance. They say I need to grow a thicker skin. I say, I don't want to be a crocodile, my skin is thick enough, thank you. Went on a road trip yesterday with a friend and her daughter. Crap I haven't laughed so much in , I don't know who long. Emily is 16 and is almost as cool as her mom. Was I that cool when I was 16? Not hardly. On the road home, we were messing with people in the cars beside us. We sang a whole buncha songs. Got a couple of new ones for karaoke, if I can remember to look them up.When we got home, we were in the

Check It
i remember when all the games began.... remember every little lie, and every last goodbye.. promises you broke, words you choked on and i never walked away...its still a mystery to me.... well im so empty, im better off without you.... your better off without me... well your so UNCLEAN!!!! im better off without you... and your better off without me!!!! THE LYING!! THE BLEEDING!! THE SCREAMING!!! WAS TEARING ME APART!!!! THE HATRED!! DECEIVING!!! THE BLEEDING!! ITS OVER!!!!! paint the mirrors black to forget you... i still picture your face and the way you use to taste.... roses in a glass dead and wilted... to you this all was nothing! everything to you is nothing!!!! well your so filthy... im better off without you and your better off without me. well im so UGLY!! your better off without me and im better off WITHOUT!!! THE LYING!! THE BLEEDING!!! THE SCREAMING!! WAS TEARING ME APART!! THE HATRED!!!! THE BEATINGS!!! DISASTER!!! IT

Fubar Auction!
AUCTION RULES Auction will run from Saturday 11 p.m. EST until Saturday 11 p.m. EST (thats April 12-19) Entry is fee is 75K NON-REFUNDALE Fubucks payable to ME :D All entries and fees must be submitted to me BY Friday at 11 p.m. EST, April 11 Minimum bid is 100,000 fubucks All winners of auction will be notified by Fu-Mail and given 24 hours to pay winning bid to auctionee! Self promotion is ENCOURAGED! Need a little help with that? Just private message myself or Sweets for a custom made bully for 5000 FUBUCKS :D Winners will be determined by highest bid. Blasts, VIP's, HH's and etc will override any bid of fubucks In the event the highest bidder does NOT pay, a bulletin will be posted telling ALL of FUBAR how NOT COOL that was and the second highest bidder will be taken As the promoter of this Auction/Giveaway, I will not be responsible for any bids not paid to auctionee Auctionee has the right to REFUSE any bid offered at no responsibility of the auction ow

Shanbug!!!
OK 2NITE I'M FUCKING HOT AND WET.... SO WHAT KIND OF PICS DO U WANNA SEE?? GIVE ME IDEAS.....

Friends
THIS CHICK HAS DONE WAY MORE TO KEEP HERSELF REAL AND PROVE SHE IS REAL!AND SHES HERE TO MAKE FRIENDS LIKE THE REST OF US!WERE GONNA MAKE A SECTION JUST FOR FEATURED MEMBERS WITH SALUTES!COMING SOON!SHOW HER SOME LOVE! 5 SALUTES IS WORK LOL! Simply Me (please add me as a fan)@ CherryTAP THANK YOU ROB FOR THE PROFILE FLASH(SHOW HIM SOME LOVE) Rob@ CherryTAP ♥ CHELLE ♥ COME SPANKY ME WITH RATES!!!@ CherryTAP We here at fakebusters would like to thank Chelle for being an example for the site by helping us with some investigations as well as being a VIC and posting not ONE, BUT SIX VERIFIED SALUTES! We encourage all CT MEMBERS to do the same. Not to spend money if you don't feel it's your thing. But to be real and help us stomp out fakes. Show some love. THANK YOU ALL FOR READING OUR BLOGS AND HELPING KEEP CHERRYTAP SELF REGULATING AND FAKE FREE.

Europe
I added some more pictures of my trip to Europe this last time. I have more to add but Cherry Tap will not let me add anymore until I get to the next level, so you have to help me with points and things like that. I am not here for points, i am here to make friends and if I meet a special person or persons on here, then great but in order to share things about my life and my trip to Europe, i need you all to help me get to the next levels so i can share pictures...... thank you. Well everyone, as you all know, I had to come back early from Europe being the dollar took a dive against the euro and gosh i wished I was back, I have met here on cherry tap and at home alot of people who are mind f*cks and playing games , the Jeep is acting up and I found out my job was eliminated while I was gone. Shit I wish I can just stay in Europe with the friends I made and the family I have there. Anyways, I guess I wanted to say to those who care thank you for being a good friend and being real but

Cherry Tap Comercial (cherry Poetry)
login and pickin up thongs with progs// brain clogs open the the vault and you will see kitty kaos catlaloge// cherry bucks stashin, and cashin// chery stashes, pretty eye lashes and harley mommas who flash-us// if your not vic u might as well take what u can get// when pics get rip u will see hudge tits with new set of gifts// have you guessin with the presents// when lessians poppin out with agression// iam little nutty i didnt mean call you ugly// but i pretty much said-it when igave you a seven// but heven for bid if u get a eleven// cherries pop in worst-way monday thru thurs-day, some one get first-aid// before it gets to messy on cherrytap survey// hi howard get the flowers // love and devour when yur on happy hour// with all the invites// gettin carried away with mice// shut off the lights then ya zipper afraid if heights// get peace of meat with those burger and fries// feal that vibe of the cerry pie// but really doesnt matter of the

3:33:09:09:09:after Maridian
whelp, changes to be made. im going to have to clean out the spare room, off the garage at my dads to have a place to stay..... gonna be fuckin hot in there, i cant even remeber if there is a window or not. i dont fucking care anymore. its likely better then living here in these conditions..... gotta get my shit together and leave all these fucking people behind me in the dust where they belong. i have no real family. never really did anyways. guess its just official now.   As i sit here waiting for my gran to get me before the ride to Reno. all that consumes my mind is the nature of love/ the affections we hold to the living forces around our own selves. Dogs, Cats, creatures of all kind, let alone fellow Humans. What is the best of our love? whats the true unselfish goodness of our Loves? when we give of our hearts and sacrifice effort for the well being of another soulpiece... to save the bug n set it free outside, or even on a plant near by.. is that not selfless love??? or woul

Pimping
I just saw this and all I can say is that she rocks! Go show this photo some love and bomb it. -----ORIGINAL POST--------------------- PLEASE GO TAKE A LOOK AND LAY DOWN SOME LOVE!!!!! SEXY KISSY LIPS!!!!! BOMB THE HELL OUTTA ME GUYS!!!! OMG, I have just been entered into "The Best Personality" contest on LC. This is not something I asked to be in and I am so honored to be put in it that I do not care if I win or not. It really made my day to find my pic there. If you want to vote for me, here is the link to my picture. LC's YOU ROCK! The rules to the contest are: 1.YOU CAN ONLY PIMP YOUR SELF OUT 2.ALL COMMENTS MUST BE WHY THAT PERSON HAS A GOOD PERSONALITY WE WILL NOT COUNT THE YOU GOT MY VOTE COMMENTS ONCE AGAIN IT MUST BE WHY THEY HAVE A AWSOME PERSONALITY... 3. CONTEST WILL RUN TILL SUNDAY NIGHT AROUND 8 SO HURRY UP 4. I AM USING A UNIQUE AND DIFFRENT VOTEING SYSTEM TO DETERMINE THE WINNERS.... Also please show DarkDragon some lov

Oh My!
You scored as Batman, the Dark Knight. As the Dark Knight of Gotham, Batman is a vigilante who deals out his own brand of justice to the criminals and corrupt of the city. He follows his own code and is often misunderstood. He has few friends or allies, but finds comfort in his cause.Batman, the Dark Knight71%Lara Croft71%Captain Jack Sparrow67%William Wallace63%Indiana Jones58%The Amazing Spider-Man58%Neo, the "One"58%Maximus58%James Bond, Agent 00750%The Terminator46%El Zorro

Who Are You And Why Are You Reading My Blogs?
Dear Abby, I've never written to you before, but I really need your advice on what could be a crucial decision. I've suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. The usual signs... phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up. My wife has been going out with the girls a lot recently although when I ask their names she always says, "Just some friends from work, you don't know them." I always stay awake to look out for her taxi coming home, but she always walks down the drive. Although I can hear a car driving off, as if she has gotten out of the car round the corner. Why? Maybe she wasn't in a taxi? I once picked her cell phone up just to see what time it was and she went berserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why was I checking up on her. Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife. I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to really check on he

Hollywood Joe's Blog...
A woman dropped in unannounced at her son's house. Having knocked on the door she immediately walked in. She was shocked to see her daughter-in-law lying on the couch, totally naked. Soft music was playing, and the aroma of perfume filled the room. "What are you doing?" she asked. "I'm waiting for Justin to come home from work." The daughter-in-law answered. "But you're naked!" the mother-in-law exclaimed. "This is my love dress," the daughter-in-law explained. "Love dress? But you're naked!" "Justin loves me to wear this dress," she explained. "Every time he sees me in this dress, he instantly becomes romantic and ravages me for hours. The mother-in-law left. When she got home she undressed, showered, put on her best perfume, dimmed the lights, put on a romantic CD, and lay on the couch wait ing for her husband to arrive. Finally, her husband came home. He walked in and saw her lying there so provocatively. "Wha

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Manual & Memoirs Of A Master. A Blog For Lifestylers By Marq
Cover Page Herein contains a culmination of experience, information, and opinions on all things concerning the lifestyle of B.D.S.M. This work is a labor of love that was started over four years ago, and has since amassed a considerable amount of chapters. It contains over a decade of personal experience and analysis of nearly every topic associated with my life style. This cover page will be used as a contents section, containing the links of all the chapters posted in My blogs. Let it serve as a navigation guide for easy referencing to any subject, as dictated by the chapter headings. I thank you for your interest, time, and curiosity, enjoy! Contents: Forward: Memoirs of a Master Chapter 1a: B.D.S.M. Acronym Examined. Chapter 1b: Understanding the Misconstrued Microcosm of B.D.S.M. Foreword:Memoirs of a Master The intentions of this book are to allow me to communicate my Maledom perspective concerning B.D.S.M. This is not to discount, or overlook Fem

Poetry
PLEASE READ THE FIRST COLUMN STRAIGHT DOWN FIRST, THEN RETURNTO THE TOP AN READ BOTHCOLUMNS TOETHER TO FULLY UNDER STAND THE MEANING OF THIS POEM THANK YOU......                              L.O.V.E. Lies                       THE DECIEVER OF MEN Overbearing                HIS NATURE TO CONTROL Valued                     FEELINGS HE SELLS ALLEmotions                   INSIDE HE'S BOTTLED UP Locking                    TOGETHER OUR EYES SEEKOut                        EACH OTHER WE'RE SEARCHINGVirtually                  UNSEEN AND HIDDEN FROMEveryone                   REACHING UNABLE TO GRASP Letting                    GO OF DOUBTS AND FEARSOur                        FAITH GROWS ASVisions                    INSTILLED IN HEARTSEntwine                    MIND BODY AND SOUL Lifting                    PRAYERS IN OFFERINGOaths                      BIND WORDS SPOKEN       Verifying                  INTENTIONS RELEASED DEEPExposition                 BURIED LONG FORGOTTEN Learning          

Erotic Stories
I slid into the bucket seat on the drivers side. It fit me from my shoulders to the backs of my knees like a soft buckskin glove. The light caress of the leather was butter soft but cool against my already heated skin. I reached down and turned the key, my left foot depressing the clutch as the car rumbled to life. I almost moaned at the purr that came from the engine, the steady roll of the cam, the slight tick of the lifters, it blended together to make a symphony of power that seeped from under the hood. I let my hand drop to the gear shift, the knob was cool against my palm as I wrapped my fingers around it tightly and squeezed, feeling the vibrations climb up though my hand and slowly up the length of my arm. I slid it down into reverse and revved the engine, slowly releasing the clutch and letting the engine catch, I bit my lips as the rumble of the car crept up along my spine. I back out onto the street, then stop looking your way for directions. You speak quickl

Stuff
I've noticed recently that many ppl seem to go running to my fiance with personal issues, which is fine i got no problem with that what i do however have a problem with is chicks asking him to look at thier cams and they wind up being atleast half naked......come ppl have some self respect, and if u cant then i feel bad 4 u becasue i would hope that if u were with a man and u found out he was lookin at other chicks on cam that were half or totally naked u'd be a bit concerned. i know for one thing because im with someone i dont look at dick cams, and i can only hope that the ladies out there would have a little more respect..but hey if u like being homewreckers, then by all mean bitches..bring it!!! I know im not alone when i say that women find men just as confusing as they find us, perhaps its a language gap , or a gap caused by society; whatever it is we gotta deal with it. The first and most important lesson men should learn (yes i said should not must) is that pushing away is N

Confessions Of A Whorex0x
Soo im not gunna be on here anymore soo chances are your talking to David cus hell be checking it just for shits & giggles. if you want my Myspace message david on here. Hell give it. Later

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Stories
He was just a little boy, On a week's first day. Wandering home from Sunday School, And dawdling on the way. He scuffed his shoes into the grass; He even found a caterpillar. He found a fluffy milkweed pod, And blew out all the "filler." A bird's nest in a tree overhead, So wisely placed up so high. Was just another wonder, That caught his eager eye. A neighbor watched his zig zag course, And hailed him from the lawn; Asked him where he'd been that day And what was going on. "I've been to Bible School," He said and turned a piece of sod. He picked up a wiggly worm replying, "I've learned a lot about God." "M'm very fine way," the neighbor said, "for a boy to spend his time." "If you'll tell me where God is, I'll give you a brand new dime." Quick as a flash the answer came! Nor were his accents faint. "I'll give you a dollar, Mister, If you can tell me where God ain't." :) Author Unknown- A 45 year old woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital.

Hey Everyone!
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My Discombobulated Thoughts
Yesterday I am sitting in my bathroom brushing my hair, minding my own damn business. I am loving the fact that my hair is not that frizzy. Getting tired and irritated waiting for the blonde highlights to grow out of my hair so I can get the stop sign red put in. (I refuse to get them dyed over, I try not to do too much damage to my hair.) Thinking I need to get a trim cuz I got some split ends. Yes I know writing a blog about my hair is wierd. BUT its not just a blog about my overall hair. It is about one hair. I'm thinking it is just a blonde hair then I realize it is too close to the root to be blonde since it is growing out. HOLY FUCK ME!!!! IS THAT A GRAY HAIR?????? I examine it for like 5 minutes before I come to the realization that it really is a fucking gray hair. You have got to be kidding me right? I start laughing like a maniac. I'm too young for my first gray hair. I have no kids to blame this on. I yank the damn offending piece of hair out. (Be damned the

Potential Members
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Mrflintsone
Do people really want to see a Zillion head shots of the sameface? BORING!!!! What's up with that ? Are people so full of them selves that they think one would enjoy looking at the same face a thousand times! Smoking can save your life! Check out a book titled: 'The Health Benifits Of Tobacco' by DR. William C. Douglass "Smoking doesn't cause cancer or heart attacks." You want JOBS ... Buy American  ... simple as that !!!! eg. i bought a hammer (made in China) it broke before i could pound one Nail ....Qantity I Got a Hammer I've had for 20 plus years(made in America) ......Quality Imports =polution /garbage .... Exports =Jobs=Quality We're wasting money on Shit that ends up in landfills and takes jobs away!!!

Sexy
The 6 kinds of sex: 1. The first is Smurf Sex. This happens during the honeymoon period; you keep doing it until you're blue in the face. 2. The second is Kitchen Sex. This is at the beginning of the marriage; you'll have sex anywhere, anytime, even in the kitchen on the table, etc. 3. The third kind is Bedroom Sex. You've calmed down a bit, perhaps have kids, so you gotta do it in the bedroom. 4. The fourth kind is Hallway Sex. This is the phase in which you pass each other in the hallway and say, "Screw you!" This is also called oral sex by some. 5. There is also a fifth kind of sex: Courtroom Sex. This is when you get divorced and your wife screws you in front of everyone in the courtroom. 6. There is also Social Security Sex...that's when you get some once a month but it's not enough to live on... Go here and take the test... www.howsexyareu.com/test.php?223695

The Affair
In Bob's arms, Jesse felt at home, never had she felt so much love and she was never more desired. Bob had never felt so alive in his entire life, Jesse brought to him what he thought he could never feel. He knew that he had to keep her in his grasp because she was his light. He watched her as she gracefully swam in the pool, by the moonlight she looked like a beautiful mermaid, she was everything he ever have never asked for in a woman, young ,vibrant,compassionate, sexy so full of energy, the turmoil he debated over and over in his head was that even though she was everything he could ever hope for was that it was just too late in life he was over 50 stuck in his ways and didn't know if he could give her what she needed or deserved, but for now he would have to keep her hanging on until he figured it out. He jumped in and snuck up behind her and swooped her in for a long awaited kiss. "Did I scare you? he teased. "oh, ya, like anybody would sneak in your private gat

Contests
he is in a auction.. he is a shadow bomber member.. show lots of love for him :) she needs 55,000 comments for her one year VIP :) she needs 50,000 comments to get a happy hour. please note on the giveaways there is no set time for them.

When Everything Comes Crashing Down This Is All That Is Left.
Got a big plan, his mind's set, maybe it's right At the right place and right time, maybe tonight In a whisper or handshake sending a sign Wanna make out and kiss hard, wait never mind Late night, in passing, mention it flip to her Best friend, it's no thing, maybe it slipped but the slip turns to terror and a crush to like when she walked in he froze up, leave it to fright It's cute in a way, till you cannot speak And you leave to have a cigarette, knees get weak escape was just a nod and a casual wave Obsess about it, heavy for the next two days It's only just a crush, it'll go away It's just like all the others it'll go away Or maybe this is danger and you just don't know You pray it all away but it continues to grow I want to hold you close Skin pressed against me tight Lie still, and close your eyes girl So lovely, it feels so right I want to hold you close Soft breath, beating heart As I whisper in your ear I want to fucking tear you apart Then

For Sale
highest bid is Abby 3 month VIP biding has started My ass and paddle is up on the Block For SALE to the highest bidder! So Come on Stop On By & Place Ur Bid !!!

Ponderings
k now that i hit lvl 9 and have 10 open pic slots what should i post??? please people give me ideas lol ok ive been looking through my page and i now have over 1,000 friends and about 250 fans. anyone see a problem here??? is it that hard to add me as a fan when you add me as a friend??? i have done that for you. why cant you return the love???? for those of you that are my fans and friends thank you *kisses and hugs* todays my bday.... damn.

In My Head
Beyond what I know is real is infinate panic ideas that seem to vanish the minute my fingers slide around them and in the mean time, I'm left with unanswered questions and unattainable foundations. It's ever present, the malignant hole, that only gets bigger as the space between the understated denial flounders for meaning and acceptance. Is she real or just a version of something I saw on the shelf of another yesterday? An animated shadow of what could have been a glorious glimmering star, now just a waning amatureish dullness that has been rewarded in pieces of unhindered existance, groundless bottom. I've followed the footsteps set forth in front but in efforts I see that I've only started to go backwards into the depths of something that can only be described in short sylables Like the ooh's and ahh's but never more. Bound to this truth that in reality only begins in a lie weaved for posterities sake, it's become a rather tireless chore to emanci

News!!!!
As the federal government prepares to release its harmful plan to remove protections for wolves in the Northern Rockies, some anti-wolf zealots are chomping at the bit to spread misinformation about these misunderstood animals. I'm sending this message to debunk some of those myths and set the record straight. Wolves: Myth vs. Reality MYTH [1]: Wolves are "vicious killing machines" with no purpose. FACT: Like any top predator, wolves play an enormously important role in their ecosystems. MYTH [2]: Wolves are very dangerous and commonly attack people. FACT: Wolf attacks are among the rarest of all large mammal attacks on humans. In fact, a person in wolf country has a greater chance of being hit by lightning, dying of a bee sting, or being killed in a collision with a deer than being injured by a wolf. MYTH [3]: Wolves devastate elk herds, leaving hunters with fewer elk to kill FACT: Elk and deer populations have not been wiped out by wolves. For exam

Wrote Out Of Lack Of Sex...
"Damn!" I hate tardiness more than anything, and the clock had just struck 10:05. Ooh, that bastard was going to pay. He was one of my favorites too. I heard his knock on the door, but I would let him knock a few more minutes to punish him a bit for being late. I heard him beg long enough, and reluctantly opened the door. "Thank you so much and I'm..." "Shutup, and you're fucking late!" I growled at him, not meeting his eyes. I wanted him to feel like a dog. All part of the session... "What can I do to.." "Lick my shoe. Bitch." I was still growling at him, angry about his insolence, and envisioning sinking the heel in his back. I planned it as I watched him run his tongue over my stilleto. When I felt he had tongue shined my shoe sufficiently, I turned to sink a heel in his back. I ordered him to remove the shoe, take off my stockings, one garter and then the other, and then remove my panties. His eyebrow raised, because I hadn't thought him

Bulletins
COME JOIN US !!! Hey all you guys and gals...stop sitting there with nothing to do and come join our party....Click on the pic below and get transported to a whole new level of fun! ***MASS*** Hey ya'll...Stop sitting there bored as can be and come join our party....Come take a trip to ~ஐ~Angel's Haven~ஐ~!!!! Where the fun and friends never end!!!

Answers
AAADDKNOW THE SYMPTOMS.....PLEASE READ!Thank goodness there's a name for this disorder.Somehow I feel better even though I have it!!Recently, I was diagnosed with A.A.A.D.D. -Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder.This is how it manifests:I decide to water my garden.As I turn on the hose in the driveway,I look over at my car and decide it needs washing.As I start toward the garage,I notice mail on the porch table thatI brought up from the mail box earlier.I decide to go through the mail before I wash the car.I lay my car keys on the table,put the junk mail in the garbage can under the table, and notice that the can is full.So, I decide to put the bills backon the table and take out the garbage first.But then I think,since I'm going to be near the mailboxwhen I take out the garbage anyway,I may as well pay the bills first.I take my check book off the table,and see that there is only one check left. My extra checks are in my desk in the study,so I go inside the house to my desk whereI

Read
New job  yes iam still sailing but this time in the gulf of mexico.I hate starting over. but the money is more then before  I'll be on the global orion  she is vanuatu flag  with us crew.. I don't under stand it all yet frist I'll go to school (sms) one the things will be lerning  how escape out of a helacopter  up side down in the water...then on the 16th I go to the ship...  with a smile $$$$$$  for 28 on 28 off ...Fair winds and following seas Islam a peaceful religion? My Ass! Millions of these warped misled sons-of-bitches are plotting,  as we speak, to destroy our country and our way of life  any way they can. Some of them are here among us now. They don't want to convert you and don't want to rule you. They believe you are a vile infestatio

Funny Jokes
>> A man breaks into a house to look for money and guns. Inside, he >>finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties >>him to a chair. >> >> >>While tying the home owner's wife to the bed the convict gets on top >>of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. >> >>While he's in there, the husband whispers over to his wife: >>"Listen, this guy is an escaped convict. Look at his clothes! He's >>probably spent a lot of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in >>years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't >>resist, don't complain..do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no >>matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is obviously very >>dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us both. Be strong, honey. >>I love you!" >> >>His wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in >>my ear. He told me that he's gay, thinks you're cute, and asked if >>we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the

My Kodiak
My first contest. Please help me I am behind 400 comments ..get a salute pic :) Has anyone stepped away from the comp. and actually met someone from fubar? Any one dating a fellow fuborian? Anyone engaged? ANyone married? Anyone filing retraining orders against a fuber?? Well.. i know im going to get it for this. But.. IF one doesnt bother to get educated about the your home buying process then too bad. If you cant balance your budget and cant live with in your means... Why should government be involved? Think im too harsh? How do you feel about it?

John's Blogs
This story is going to be about Elijah, his mother and his low life dad. The day Elijah was born Penny (my girlfriend at the time) and I were the first ones to the hospital. When we got to the room she was in the door was closed and the nurse caught us at the door and said John (the father) and my daughter were talking and could we wait a few minutes. We stood outside the door a few minutes and all we could hear was him yelling at her for having him. He had wanted her to have an abortion. I was pissed and finally just walked in and told him to get the fuck out of here and don't come back till we leave. We started getting Elijah when he was 2 weeks old and would get him for the weekend every 2 weeks and sometimes we would just go get him whenever. He was my pride and joy. We went and got him the weekend before we left to go to Gettysburg for our vacation and a few hours before his mother came to pick him up I laid him on my chest on the couch and we took a nap together. It w

Poem 1
"MY FAVORITE PLACE" As I sit here in this lounge known as the Love Shack,I watch the many conversations between the many petrons and new comers.Always being amazed at the many topics they discuss. Always having open arms for the new ones who are passing through,and hugs for those patrons who you might as well call family.Friends no matter who they are or where they are from. We all come here to relax and enjoy the wonderful company of others.Chatting and cutting up to take the edge from the day off.Knowing that when all of them leave,they will know they were loved. I am yet only a normal and simple man who has now found the best group of people in the world.There is one lady,especially though,that I have come to care for deeply.She is known as Foxy,a DJ at this place we all call the Love Shack!! P.J.(Lil Poet) 2/8/08 7:40am "NO ESCAPE" There is nothing i have not done or tried to rid myself of this depression that seems to have a life all it's own.Doing

Anything
Hey Pitbull's as most of you have seen Steph nor D are on today!! Not sure what is up but beings I am the manager I am asking you all to listen up and follow where I ask you to be until Steph and or D come back on and say otherwise.. Stargazer is done!!!! Tom is done w00t keep moving along gang you all are doing a kick ass job right now!!! Niecee is done!!! Mandy needs 12,395 for her bling packs I will post another blog tomorrow morning if I don't hear from Steph and D by 10 am central time.. Rules of the contest I am hosting!! As stated at on the first bully of wanting to host the contest and trying to get people to join... Rules were as followed: NO DRAMA MUST HAVE A MIN. OF AT LEAST 20-25K IN ORDER TO WIN YOUR CHOICE OF THE FOLLOWING GIFTS, 30 DAY BLAST 4 BLING PACKS 3 MONTH VIP 50 BUX CASH NOW IF THE WINNER DOES NOT HAVE THE MIN. GOAL OF 20-25K THEN THE PRIZE WILL JUST BE 20 BUX CASH OR 7 DAY BLAST OR 1 MONTH VIP OR 1 BLING PACKAGE THANK YOU T

Fantasy Flight
Join the ** Fantasy Flight ** New Friends! Quick and easy points! Level up! It's easy to join, very simple rules. 1. You must fan, rate, and add all the flyers on the list. Include "I'm a Fantasy flyer" in your request so you are sure to be added. If you are already friends with that person, leave that comment on their profile page. (If a flyer has made their profile private, just send them a message that you are a new flyer and want to f/r/a them) 2. Send me a private message telling me that you have f/r/a everyone so I can add you to the list. 3. You must fan and rate all new flyers when you accept their request. 4. This one is very important! NO DRAMA! Adding Fantasy Flyer to your name is optional. The Crew The Pilot In my dreams...or yours? ~*~ Shadow Leveler ~*~@ fubar The Co-Pilot CinDragon~FounderClubMystic~IBIC~fuOwner of 1969,MissCrys,LisaMarie&many others!@ fubar The Flyers EmilyIMAX ☆ THE IMAX EXPERIE

Hotmail 4 Bullies
DANGER'S VERY FIRST HAPPY HOUR AT 8:00 PM FU-TIME!! PLEASE HIT HER PAGE HARD, LOVE HER WITH ALL YOU HAVE! CLICK ON ANY ON THESE PICS TO GO TO HER PROFILE! LET'S GET HER TO GODMOTHER TONIGHT! 8PM FU-TIME! DANGER'S FIRST HAPPY HOUR! PLEASE SAVE YOUR 11'S AND BRING YOUR 10'S AND THUMBS UP AS WELL! LET'S GODMOTHER THIS LOVELY LADY! >

Poems I Like (i Didnt Write These)
Remember all that’s important to me. Remember that I’m only on this earth for a very short time. This is something you understand better than I do. You tell me one of my “years” is equal to seven of your years. So be it. That means every time the sun goes away, I’ve lived another week of my life. Just think about all we can do in a “week.” Remember that I like to play and have fun. I have no concept of obligations, appointments, or any kind of timetable. Please be patient with me when it seems as though I'm unaware of time. I can never understand why time is important to you. If, like me, you're living life to the fullest, what difference does it make? The way I figure it; I can always make time for you. Remember that my “world” exists about two feet above ground. Please be aware when I’m around, because I can easily get hurt by some careless or impulsive movement that you make. I always know where you are, so please make a concentrated effort to be aware of where I am. Rem

Moving On!
Hey ya'll it's been a long gosh dang time! I met a great man that I moved in with in January and we've been doing great. Well, here's the bad new's in Aug I started having some crazy symptoms. I went to a doctor that diagnosed me with a UTI and put me on antibiotics. By Oct 30th things went bad and I ended up in the ER in Elko, NV. They gave me a cat scan and diagnosed me with a Tumor in my vaginal area and sent me to a oncologist in Utah. There I found out by biopsy I have squamous (sp) carcinoma cancer and need surgery/radiation/chemo. I have an appt in Idaho on Dec 3rd to go forward with the above treatment. I don't mean to put you all off, but of course my health comes first and foremost. All I ask for is prayers and love at this point. Thank you all for your love and friendship! Please add my bf my #1 guy on my friends list as he's my rock and needs more inspiration than I do...He's my strength and with your help I will get better .... Much love to you all, Jackie

My Personal Only If You Want To Know Me For Real Stuff
try not to conform the world to your image for it has greater plans instead imagine you conforming to the world and its needs-Sarai (yes i thought of it) damn fortune cookie things going threw my head all day Ok guys so you know i am going to apologize for not telling everyone personally right now. over the last couple of days i recently made a new friend who then quickly became my girlfriend and her son my son and my son her son so i want ever one to know this about me I love everyone i have met on here but i am now involved so continue to be my sweet sexy cherries that i love but be nice to me too ok much love Sarai TURBO EG6@ CherryTAP

The Sagas Of Batman!!!
I will be in tennessee as of tomorrow evening. I am willing to meet with a few of you while Im there visiting with my family and friends. Hope to catch up with you Yes the saga continues. The new no smoking law has been in effect for the past month and it really sucks!!! Watch and see yourself as Batman tries to uphold the law! Misdemeanor BatmanAdd to My Profile | More Videos Batman thwarts the evil litterbug but doesnt help the little people out being mugged on the streets. Stay tuned to the final episode of batman until the next ones are put up at the same bat time and same bat station!!! Misemeanor Batman-Litter BugAdd to My Profile | More Videos

New
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Camwhores Get Punkd
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Peters Thoughts
So yesterday I went to Go see Crank High Voltage.  If you liked the crazy style of the first one then you will love this.   I was laughing through some of it and closing my eyes to a bit of the gore.  But wide awake for all the nudity, sex and violence.  Now the idea in the first one was that he gets this drug that is supposed to kill him in an hour and adderline keeps him alive.   There is a scene in witch he has sex with Amy Smart that I think won the award for worst sex scene, well that was an amazing scene but sex wise it was crazy, if you saw the first one you know what I mean.  From the previews I knew Amy would be in this movie again.  I didn't know how she would be in it but it was funny to me how they brought her in, or at least I thought it was.   Now in this new movie as shown in the previews he has Heart taken and he is given a replacement one that is made to last like and hour or something (can't say more with out giving away some plot so I won't) so he has to track it dow

New
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All About Life, Love, And Romance
A belief If there is a belief then there is hope. With hope there is a certainty that it will be.By Michael Dougherty A spark It is the spark in each other eyes that sets the fire in a true romance. Michael Dougherty Desires The desire to want has a great affect on ones desire of needs.   The want of something beyond the scope of what you cannot have leaves one in a state of mind that blinds you of what is really true.   It is the needs of love, friendship, and companionship that center’s us with focus that leads one to a path of enlightenment. ~ Desires By Michael Dougherty

Abilities Auction
[ fubar.com photo: 147678070 ] Click the link above to bid on ability points.  I am auctioning 7 ability points and the minimum bid is 700k.  Good luck.

Let God Sort 'em Out
LET GOD SORT 'EM OUT TURF BYLAWS (PLEASE READ AND FOLLOW) Soldier Spots: Soldier Spots in our turf aren’t about power; they are about helping out our fellow mobsters get a little extra money. You may occupy more than one soldier spot with the understanding that they are as available and if you hold more than one spot you may be asked to release one if we need a paying spot for someone that doesn’t already have one. Our Underboss and One Lt volunteer their pay each night for needy mobsters. This usually occurs between 8pm and 10pm fu time. If you are need of extra pay to build up your character you can approach the Boss, she has sole discretion and ability to bequeath you with said money. We try to spread the wealth and not give it to the same mobsters but we do have ol standby’s that will surely take it if someone hasn’t asked for it by that time. To keep your soldier spot, you  must be active. That doesn’t mean bringing in huge bounties or running mi

Stories, Tales, And Lies, With More Than A Few Exagerrations
I used to think I wasnt good enough… To keep the years at bay To make it through these incessant summers... Spiked with that relentless blind & burn Leading me into this impending fall... just to leave me ostracized, with little if any hope of salvation... And that Moment Of Clarity I was on the verge of translating through my heart and eyes... It just fell apart inside my imagination, and I can only grasp at the fragments, as they float up, out of my reach and turn toward the sky J. Alexander Addiction After many years, and many pills, washed down by way of an ignoring attitude, and a glass of wine… A hopeless rescue attempt for my soul ensued In danger of extinction, because of ridiculous indecencies I went and surrounded myself with again and again And if this modern day myth, portrays my situation in the worst way, I do apologize... Even if I seem distracted and recklessly sentimental about it al

New Stuff!
Hey Guys! Just a quick stop in to let you know about a new band that I'm helping to promote: SANDBOX Some of you will dig their stuff, while for others it may not be your thing. Please take a moment and check them out either way. You can visit them at: www.sandbox1.com or you can add them on MySpace at: www.myspace.com/sandbox2008 I generally manage their myspace profile so you'll see me on there every week or so updating it. I hope you're all well! Have a great week! Melanie Okay - have just settled in to the land downunder ;) Came across this video of me from a few years ago - was surprised to see that someone posted it on Youtube but hey - publicity is publicity right? Herflexappeal.com video posted on Youtube.com http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-R-028aSfk4 Have made another "Year in Review" video for you all to enjoy! MelaniePitts.com - 2007 - A Year in Review http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ClCJhediUUg Am in two contests at the moment - fe

New To Cherrytap..
Im so glad people like to copy my blogs and repost them to thier site...I told you Im done with the fighting...So, just let it rest..You dont really know me..If you did you would understand me....Im a very caring person that why Ben has a place to live...Money is not everything to me just want my bills payed who dont...I have work since I was 16 been taking care of myself ever since dont need one to do it for me...I talked about gays and that was wrong of me...But your no better talking about me being sick there for awhile...Anixty attacks are not fun to have...All people have problems in their life that are hard to deal that was my case..Now my doctor give me the right meds and I'm better...So, lets stop all the bullshit... George Strait - I Cross My HeartAdd to My Profile | More Videos No more from me...I have better things to do than to deal with you and your gangs shit...I find the perfect person for me I'm finally happy...You people aint going to get me down...So, I'm done...I'm

The Abc's Of Ex-wives (for Achilles)
A is for Alimony ... the gift that keeps on giving. B is for Balls ... which are now ours again. C is for Court ... where you finally find out the meaning of a good screw. D is for Divorce ... the alternative to ax murder. E is for Equitable Distribution ... another oxymoron. F is for Flatulence ... finally we can let loose without being criticized for causing the flowers to wilt. G is for Gandhi...someone you could actually say had lost weight without having to lie. H is for House ... which the bitch also got. I is for Inmate ... where you also get to room with Bubba when the child support is late. J is for Jewelry ... the former great equalizer. K is for Kids ... the best of everything. L is for Lawyer ... whose most recent vacation you just paid for. M is for Mother ... and Oh what a Mother Fucker!! N is for Not tonight, I have a headache. O is for Overdrawn ... what your checking account always was. P is for PMS ... what we say: "No, hon

Poems
Death threat Hearken to me, oh people of Earth For I have something to say to thee I have decided, upon pain and distrust To show you in truest form and fashion My displeasure of humanity's vain existence To denounce your selfish wants and desires To remove thy foul corrupt deeds and thoughts Through death and harsh judgement I proceed To eliminate humanity's stench of existence To finally be free of these bindings of vanity Of the selfish, dishonest, disrespectful curse Of humanity. Why do you do the things you do? How you treat yourself, and me too. I see you for who you are, so why can't you? You say you don't deserve me, But who are you to say that? You can't see what I see, You are not me. So think long and hard, And remember, I know you and see you for you, and you alone, So come to me, and let me show you, you Through me. Love a joke Love, what a joke it can be A farse of humanity To be in love is such a lie A feeling called lust is realit

What Is Wrong With These People
*I know this is long but I sincerely hope you read it all* By now I am sure you've all come to hear the story of Sporks and her dead child. My position regarding this story has always been the same: I don't know what happened, the authorities are investigating all this, and the truth will eventually (hopefully) come out. The fact that she got a lawyer does not, in any way, indicate that she is guilty or hiding something. Contrary to what Law and Order or CSI tell you... guilty people don't get lawyers, SMART people do. Do you have any idea how many times people have taken plea deals because they were faced with a mountain of evidence by the cops that didn't exist? They panic and cop to things they didn't do because they believe a lesser penalty is better than the 20 years the police are telling them they will receive. The police can, will and do lie to you in these investigations. They aren't under oath. So long as they don't violate your constitutional rights, they can do whateve

Musings Of Your Not So Typical Navy Chief
What’s Hot MAR 7, 2011 SNAPSHOT   Accountability   Responsibility   CPO Scorecard   CPO Standards and Conduct The incidents in 2010 were committed by less than one percent of our Mess and we have some outstanding CPOs doing a great job, but several mistakes made by a very few impact the effectiveness of every Chief across our Navy and I'm relying heavily on the Chiefs who are living up to our standards to take charge, move out with strong, proactive leadership and reverse the negative trends that we are seeing. Brilliant on the Basics INDOC; CDB; OMBUDSMAN; MENTORSHIP; SAILOR RECOGNITION; SPONSORSHIP Enlisted Warfare Qualification Programs Quals mandatory - 30 month maximum, platform specific, community driven. PTS – Fleet RIDE Integration PTS merged with Fleet RIDE program and all PTS applications must be entered into Fleet RIDE.  User guide is available on the PTS webpage at www.npc.navy.mil/CareerInfo/PerformtoServe PTS Submit a PTS applica

Jesilou's Blog
Hi everyone! I just wanted to tell you that I updated my folders and stuff.. removed some pics (ok, most of them lol) from the Default album and just placed things where they "belonged". Just wanted to give a "heads up" in case anybody wants to browse ... yanno... or somethin' somethin' lol. Just felt I needed to "clean up" the Default album a little bit, was getting a bit crowded with this and that. Luv you all and thank you for being there for me! P.S. School starts September 6th for me, for this semester. I'll be going MTWTF this time omggg lol Wish me luck! (one year to go!) Love ya! Jessica aka Jesilou Hi Everyone! I just wanted to ask if you would add yourself to the guestbook I just put on my page...that'd be awesome! I'd like to get all my wonderful friends and family and fans on there! Thank you so much everyone and have a great day! Big Hugs, Jessica aka Jesilou OMG... lost cherry now has blogging! So we'll get alerts for pictures, alerts for comments...

Curse Or Blessing
THE WORD..... BROTHER Current mood: ecstatic Category: Writing and Poetry Below is what we in our lifestyle believe to be the meaning of the word BROTHER...read it, adhere to it and most of all RESPECT IT !!!! The word "Brother" has become very abused in the motorcycle world these days. Seems like if you buy a bike and a new set of leathers, everyone else that rides has now become your brother. Some call it Brotherhood when sharing the wind on two wheels. Some call it brotherhood when you ride a few roads together. Just what truly is brotherhood? There are Brothers in Christ. Brothers in Masonic temples. Brothers in several organizations. Elite military units commonly form a brotherhood among the members of squads. Navy Seals for example, are more than the sum of their individuals. They become more than just a team. They become brothers, totally committed to one another up to and including giving their lives for one another if necessary. Men that have share

Bored
so i went to the hospital twice, for really bad chest pain, they took awhole bunch of tests, to tell me that they couldnt find anything wrong, so both times they just sent me home with more drugs, and imagine i still have the same pain it gets worse everyday, but mmmmm nothing is wrong i just have chest pain, i dont think so, so st.francis hospital in federal way dont go there, they are really rude and not helpful , im done bitching now i swear everytime i get sick, its bronchitis, and i dont care if i spelt it wrong lol, fun times!!!any suggestions? my neighbors have been fighting all fucking day long, enough already, geez. i just wanna have sex in peace lol

Random Randomness
On a free ride home from the embassy I saw the governor, and his lover holding hands When I got to my place, I emptied my suitcase And opened the windows wide If you could save yourself, you'd save us all Is that what you called me for, is that why you're knocking on my door? The time I've spent, working myself to death Thought that's what you wanted I thought you needed my help To make it good again, to make us strong To make you happy, to push you along And gain some respect, to be thrown a crumb I was on my knees, when you knocked me down The wheels fell off, the bottom dropped out The checks all bounced, I came in your mouth Your mother came calling but there was no one around The trash caught fire when the leaves turned brown The vultures were circling when the circus left town I left you a note but I wrote it in disappearing ink If you could save yourself, you'd save us all Is that what you called me for, is that why you're knocking on my door? The time

Fb Profile Skin How-tos
FB design profile skin Getting started: Part 1 of 3 First all when making a skin you need know what you are going to design and where you want each section to go.. there are three main design elements that you can design to make your skin standout from others. I do a lot of searching on the net to see what is out there and fool around with different designs before i even get started. This will save time and frustration later. I will go over the following in this tutorial to get you started.. then followup with the enhancements later pagecontent profiile_headerbar userpagecontentstyle  I store all my images on photobucket, i paid for the unlimitied bandwith so i do not exceed the limit... or your image will not show. 1. pagecontent   #pagecontent :: this were the main background goes.. it is good to used seamless background images because it will bllend bettter in the desgin.. if the do not blend it is looks un clean.  #pagecontent {  background: #000 ur

My Life According To...well...me
i watched the door swing shut on my old life and on you walking through it i remember watching you come in that door and feeling the smile spread across my face i begin my new life and wish for someone like you to be apart of me again things are hard but as time passes it will get easier so they say now i have to smile on my own terms terms i have not yet defined movies we used to watch i now i watch on my own no one to laugh with but myself no fun to play a racing game with no one to race against im getting by ok but i miss you at times putting the past behind me but never letting it erase i know things will be ok maybe not now maybe maybe not tomorrow one day one day ill find another you to walk through the door and show me that someone out there will love me the way you once did and teach me how to smile again but this time not on my own terms but on terms of happiness i had with you if i had known that dance would have been the last i would have cherished it for all it

Special Someone
hey to all friends on here...its been awhile since my last blog...i just wanted to ask if anyone gets tired of modifying themselves to please others...im tired of going out of my way to act differently around other people I AM WHO I AM I love DODGE and am a big dodge fan I love guns I am tired of being a push over so i will start to push back not cuz i hate you, but for my own ego I love big trucks I also and set in my own ways...arn't we all I love my friends and if you cross them you cross me I also love my family you cross them and you will have problems I really am not that hard to get along with but you always get those people that try to push your limits but its only those times when you truley find out what you are capable of Well thanx to whoever takes the time to read this...and thanx to all my friends on here and hopefully this will spark a fire inside each of you who feels this way...till next time!! much love, American Badass IT IS SPRING BREAK TIME...WH

Musings...
don't request just lay back let yourself happen vascilating slowly like alcohol does to your thoughts, only now it's everything; body, mind and heart swept up in the frenzy in flesh lies so many surprises, in touch hides so much more than the sense of; lay back don't request don't look for don't look at give me life dig deep to find it; find the life hidden inside this bitter crust; dig deep find it then rip it from my chest. When I went to bed last night, I made a wish for you. I closed my eyes and tried real hard, To make my wish come true. All night I dreamt of nothing else, Than your sweet smiling face. Once again I was with you, In your warm loving embrace. When I awoke, and looked around, You were still not here. I spent another lonely day, Without you anywhere near. And when I go to bed tonight, I'll make a wish for you. I'll close my eyes, try real hard, And hope you're dreaming & wishing too. I look at the sunset

Shawna's Screwed Up World!
I am not going to be on very much. I am dealing with my own things, and they are very serious. So I am pretty much dropping off the face of this earth for most of you. Those of you who I regularly talk to have my yahoo. I am not going to the extreme yet to delete my account but I wont be on as much. Sorry for those of you who I wont say goodbye to. This is hard for me because a lot of you are amazing people and have been there a lot. It's nothing that anyone did on here..this is real life struggles. I am getting a big wake up call. And when I do come back believe you me I am going to need all the support I can get. xoxo Shawna xoxo

About Me
Subject Whats a G.I. Body: >Your alarm goes off, you hit the snooze and sleep for another 10 >minutes. >He stays up for days on end. >_________________________ > >You take a warm shower to help you wake up. >He goes days or weeks without running water. >__________________________ > >You complain of a "headache", and call in sick. >He gets shot at as others are hit, and keeps moving forward. >__________________________ > >You put on your anti war/don't support the troops shirt, and go meet >up with your friends. >He still fights for your right to wear that shirt. >__________________________ > >You make sure you're cell phone is in your pocket. >He clutches the cross hanging on his chain next to his dog tags. >__________________________ > >You talk trash about your "buddies" that aren't with you. >He knows he may not see some of his buddies again. >__________________________ > >You walk down the beach, staring at all the pretty girls. >He walks the streets, se

Questions
You might be best friends one year, pretty good friends the next year, don't talk that often the next year, and don't want to talk at all the year after that. So, I just wanted to say, you are special to me and you have made a difference in my life, I look up to you, respect you, and truly cherish you. Send this to all your friends, no matter how often you talk , or how close you are, and send it to the person who sent it to you. Let old friends know you haven' t forgotten them, and tell new friendsyou never will. Remember, everyone needs a friend, someday you might feel like you have NO FRIENDS at all, just remember this text and take comfort in knowing somebody out there cares about you.... MySpace Comments Graphics / Myspace Icons MyHotComments / HotFreeLayouts

Stuff
This is a 21-year-old Caucasian male who states he's otherwise healthy who presents to the ED via squad after an injury at work. The patient was working at kenwood mall in a demolition site. He was carrying a mirror, apparently some drywall fell, cracked the mirror which smashed into his right arm. per the squad, the initial evaluation the blood was "spurting" at the scene. They wrapped a pressure bandage on it and he arrived to the ED in stable condition. Upon arrival the patient was complaining of pain on the right forearm as well as numbness of the right fifth finger. Pressure bandage was intact. The patient denies any other injury. The patient has multiple lacerations of the right arm. The most significant of which was in antecubital fossa. There was a significant amount of bleeding after the bandage was removed. We reapplied a pressure bandage. The patient was noted to have a 2.5 cm laceration in his right upper arm. He also had a 5 cm laceration above the antecubital fossa, an

Adult / Nsfw
EMOTIONS BECOME A KNOT OF PAIN THAT ENTANGLE ME TO A SAD STILLNESS, THOUGHTS FORM IMAGES SO VIVID THEY PARALYZE AND I AM UNABLE TO MOVE, TEARS FILL MY EYES AND I LET THEM FALL FOR IT IS MY ONLY RELEASE, MY HEART LAYS HEAVY AS IF LANCED AND EVERY BEAT IS A REMINDER THAT YOU ARE THE WOUND AND THE TOURNIQUET THAT WILL CEASE THE FLOW OF PAIN, IF I DARED RIP IT FROM MY BODY AS AN OFFERING TO YOU WOULD IT BE ENOUGH, DISSOLUTION IS MY STIGMATA AND I WEEP AS REGRET BECOMES MY SOULS BRAND, I WILL LIE IN WAIT FOR THE HEALER TIME TO URGE MY MIND TO FORGET , SO THOUGHTS OF YOU WILL HAVE NO PIERCINGS, AND MY BODY WILL BE FREE OF IT'S CARNAL LONGINGS, UNTIL THE SALVE OF TIME HAS LESSENED THIS TORMENT AND I AM WHOLE, I WILL KEEP THIS PAIN ALIVE FOR IT IS ALL THAT IS LEFT OF YOU, AND I WILL KNIT THIS PAIN INTO A BLANKET OF YOU AND COVER MYSELF AND LANGUISH IN THE SUFFERING AS IF IT IS A SHRINE. FOR YOU FEED THIS DARKNESS THAT IS NOW MY LUST, AND I FIND IT AS NEEDFU

Happiness
To those who really are my friends, I am no longer a part of DLS. Thanks for all you have done for me. Just to set the record straight......... I have been away taking care of my dad who has cancer and not able to be there for my sets. I was told by the Co-Owner that I am being put on the "Fill In" DJ list. I found out later that evening that my Mods were taken away from me. This morning when I signed in to Fubar I found out that I was no longer a STAFF member. If this is how they want to treat loyal members, then I dont want any part of it so I unsubscribed and will no longer be there. Good luck to all who are there. TAG YOUR IT !! The rules are: Once you've been tagged you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose 5 people to be tagged. List their names and why you chose them to be tagged. Don't forget to leave a comment thats says "You are tagged" on their profile and to read your latest blog.

Funny Shit!!!!!!
http://vili.us/hypno.html deer santa: I wud like a kool toy space ranjur fer Xmas. Iv ben a gud boy all yeer. Yer Frend, BiLLy Dear Billy, Nice spelling. You're on your way to a career in lawn care. How about send you a frigging book so you can learn to read and write? I'm giving your older brother the space ranger. At least HE can spell! Santa Dear Santa, I have been a good girl all year, and the only thing I ask for is peace and joy in the world for everybody! Love, Sarah Dear Sarah, Your parents smoked pot when they had you, didn't they? Santa Dear Santa, I don't know if you can do this, but for Christmas, I'd like for my mommy and daddy to get back together. Please see what you can do. Love, Teddy Dear Teddy, Look, your dad's banging the babysitter like a screen door in a hurricane. Do you think he's gonna give that up to come back to your frigid, fat mom, who rides his ass constantly? It's time to give up that

Tattoo Contest # 3........vip Or Blast For Stop 4
Here they are your contestants, Come check out your fav or pick a friend you want to help out and go show them lots of love. Bomb them and help them win one of the prizes below. Come and show everyone lots of love. 'MR.*MAkAvEli *~*LDCF*~ *W.N.C.S*~Fubar Hubby *of* Amelia MUGSY "J.F.L"' Dark Prince..My Fubar Woman is Dark Princess Lillith SHANE gretchen 'gabbyb508' B Eric 'unpolarized' ~~slygryl~~

Pimpin My Fu-friends
Heart Inspector wants to thank all her friends/family and fans who helped her get the spotlight!! xoxo Tappinit the most FuLuved Owner who spoils his pets! I thank you my dear...xoxo! Tappinit XmasBaby73 and Pink0828: These amazing sexy FuLadies! Pimped me, spoiled me & made this so fun! xoxo! ♥xmasbaby73♥DEVOTED 2 the MOST HANDSOME and AMAZING man EVER *TAPPINIT*luv him..I Do * Pink0828* ஐ*ღDangerous Curves Memberღ*ஐ PaPrGrl for Paying it forward with FuLuv! xoxo ty! ♦PaPrGrl♦ *Owned by Tappinit* SinfulBrat who shares her FuLuv freely with us all........ SinfulBrat ~NO SALUTE =NO ADD~ The Donations.....WOW..... I was amazed of the FuLuv and Support to Make Spot possible! From the largest donation to the smallest, I DO thank and FuLuv you all! I will be paying this forward I promise you~ Ok, Autos on.....here is to 2009! ~xoxo heart~ ~*Ç£ÃÿMØ®Ê*~DEMO

Fubar Street Team
Hey whats up its been along time since ive written anything to most of you  yeah yeah yeah i know i suck at opening up Well heres a stab at it,  YES im ok YES i have my son YES zachary wayne farris Kidnapped (legally) My daughters  YES he should get a dna test cuz i still think One isnt his, But oh well YES i think he Should rot in  hell Now to explain the legal part of how he kidnapped them in 2009 in july he and i got in a heated argument  in the Roswell Zoo, In witch the argument got a little out of control and he dragged me on the concret while  i was stuck on the stroller both of my girls were in I screamed for him to stop YES rusty aka HEX was there and was a  witness to all this NO he didnt try to help ( i still think he shoulda) I got contutions on my hands and my knees from  being drug around the zoo So i thought it was best i would Take my girls away from the enraged Zachary and  move back east to Maryland Well.... Zachary stayed here in Roswell and filed for custity

Angel's Destroyers
AT 9PM THANK YOU ID's I believe this is everyone? ~X~Just Meee™~X~S.B.A.B.~ Œlìte Bõmber§~Œnfôrçer~X~@ CherryTAP BOOBS@ CherryTAP Chan812*Elite Bombers*@ CherryTAP Shan the Delicious Cherry... Elite Bombers Rock!@ CherryTAP Short, Sexy, Single~Loves Our Troops~ ELITE BOMBER~ I make skins by request@ CherryTAP PRINCESS OF DARKNESS, 'ELITE BOMBER'@ CherryTAP *PRIMALPANTHER*Elite Bombers*@ CherryTAP need lots of help on this one: a million comments would be nice :D

Auction
I am auctioning an Auto11/Cherry Bomb! Your Choice. Starting bid is only 1 Fubuck! There will be a Buyout Bid of 15 million FuBux.(This means that someone wanting to insure a win of this bling can bid 15 million and the auction will close upon their payment of this buyout bid.) The Auction will Run until Midnight Sunday 4-5-09. All Bids must be posted in this blog by the bidder. If two bids for the same amount are posted the one POSTING on the blog first will hold that bid. Showing me your naked pictures does not constitute as a bid. Sexual favors must be presented in person before close of bidding to be considered valid. Samples Required. Payment is expected BEFORE delivery of the Bling. No Exceptions. Payment is expected within 12 hours of the auction close. In case of Default of Bid by winner, the bling will then go to the next highest bidder for their top bid. I reserve the right to cancel this auction at any time prior to payment of the winning bid.

Musings
LMAO, a funniest shit just happened. I'm eating honey out of this squirt thing bottle. I looked directly at the thing on top of it, where the honey comes out. And accidentally squeezed. So the honey just totally squirted on my face. lmao So, I decide to log into my page (for some reason I was logged out), just to not be able to. I was fuckin stupid, and instead of resetting my password (DOH!), decided to check if I was somehow deleted. Since it has happened SO OFTEN in the past, I was quite sure. WHen I made a new page with a same email, I did the search, and it showed me my old page. Sittin there, enjoyin itself, not deleted and functioning. I was like WTF??!   So now I am trapped with this noob page, and cannot log into that one since email search only produces this one. things that managed to annoy me already today:   I started gettin Russian spam mail, in addition to American one Annoying stupid pretentious douche neighbor who is a cunt British tard at work that has a mild cr

2011
So I deleted all my other blogs! Thought I'd start fresh!  Today was an interesting day, went to my doctors appt, turns out I'm allergic to certain things! Thats why I'm coughing alot. He said no need to get tested again. Then Rob and I  had subway YUMMM! AFter that we came home, wanted to nap but they are renovating the other suites in here, 11 new tenants are moving in Nov 1st. So I was supposed to go to work as I was going to go meet a friend, work called, said this evening has been cancelled. So I met my friend at the store, she gave me some of the Avon money. She still owes me more though like 45.00 or so. Then I went to the store myself, came home, got a bill in the mail for a TV/Internet provider that screwed us, and saw our bill and screwed us some more, charged us over the top because we didnt return the tv box and all, but we did, we got proof! I am glad we swtiched our tv and all, they are making me dislike them even more than I used to. My mom came to visit, gave me so

A Poem By Me
My body is out of control there is a fire in me that I can’t seem to put out. I have tired several times with no luck, this fire I can’t put out . . I get lost in the moment each time I’m with him, each time being more intense and powerful than the last. My breathing gets hard and passionate each time I’m around him or I brush up against him. One dewy night not so long ago I laid down beside him gently, a man so appealing, eyes so stunning they cut right through me. His kiss igniting the passion in me. The only thing between us was the crisp cool night air. I slowly caressed his manhood and clutched it tightly in my hand, he was so hard, he softly moaned with each motion of my flicking tongue on his stiff penis as it was growing erect. As I felt the firmness of him in my mouth I then wanted more, meaning I wanted to make love - but he had other things on his mind. He lightly turned me over and positioned me on my back as his finger tips began to play with me softly, making small chill

Dreams
5000 BOMBS AND I GET THE ROLEX SO HELP BLING MY PAGE PPL!!JUST CLICK ON THE PIC AND IT WILL TAKE U TO THE LINK (I REMBER THAT DAY YOU WERE TAKEN FROM ME) THE WORST DAY I HAD EVER HAD EMOTIONS CONSUMED ME BUT ONLY SAD SADNESS IS WHAT I FEEL ONCE A YEAR THINKING OF YOU ONLY SHEDS THE TEARS I KEEP PLAYING THE WHAT IF GAME IF I DID THIS WOULD IT HAVE BEEN THE SAME YOU WERE MINE AND HE TOOK YOU AWAY FROM ME THEN LEFT ME THERE CRYING IN MY INSANITY MOST TELL ME LOOK AT WHAT HE HAS GIVEN YOU BUT I KEEP THIS THOUGHT ONLY TO GET ME THREW I NEVER EVEN GOT TO HEAR YOU CRY AND I JUST KEEP ASKING HIM WHY WAS IT SOMETHING HE DID TO PROTECT YOU A LIFE OF SADNESS AND FEELINGS OF BLUE LIFE IS HARSH AND BURDENS ARE A TON YOU HAVE TAUGHT ME A LESSON IN LIFE DEAR SON WE ARE NEVER PROMISED TOMORROW DONT LIVE YOUR LIFE CONSUMED IN SORROW I LOVE YOU SON KEEP THAT CLOSE TO YOUR HEART AND KNOW WE ARE NEVER FAR APART. THIS IS A POEM THAT I WROTE

About Me
I am asking that anyone that would like to stay on my friends list please let me know.Seems most just want to because of points.If you don't want to actually be friends and get to know me that is cool just let me know...Thank you Well let me see...I am a 39 year old single mom of 3 wonderful kids(of course I think so..lol).I live in Greeneville,Tennessee.I am a very honest person with a heart of gold and the best friend a person could ever have.I love being outdoors.Going camping and fishing.Love to play pool and go bowling...watching movies snuggled on the couch with that special someone (where is he?)lol.If there is anything else you would like to know about me just ask.I am an open book but please no dirty comments or questions please.Thank you

My World
So This year hasnt started out the way i hoped it would, just as all the others have, something ends up going wrong in some way or another, but this year was a real eye opener. Of course being that my birthday is on Jan. 1st i usually bring in the year with a bang. and this year wasnt gonna be any different. Granted i didnt drink and do as much as i have in the past but i was gonna make sure it was one to remember. Well needless to say i did enough to land myself in ICU for 3 days. i just came home the other day and i still feel like shit. i cant eat i cant sleep i cant really move that much right now but im still alive, and dependin on who u ask, some say its a good thing. Ive gotten sick before but this one has really gotten to me, seeing my lil girl cryin cause i was in so much pain and hurtin really made me think that its not really worth it anymore, It time to open my eyes and not wait around anymore. ive got all i need right in front of me and i need to start living for that

Auction
CLICK THE IMAGE TO BID =] CLICK THE IMAGE TO BID =] I GOT A AUTO11 UP FOR AUCTION IT ENDS TODAY 01-02-09 9PM FUTIME! CLICK TO BIDBrought to you By : 2nd Alarm Hotties™ X Dealer@ fubar Brought to you By : Picins420@ fubar

Music
this man has the greatest falsetto voice of all time......   Im listening to the Jackson 5 song "i want you back"...its probably got the most recognizable bass line in music history...   damn thats good music...... Here these are Deuces Remix Lyrics by Chris Brown [Drake]What you mean I ain’t call you?I hit you when I landedI’m waiting in my hotel roomseems like we are arguing more and it’s getting less romanticyeah, I think she’ll be able to tell soonbut I f-cked you right I willI f-cked you right I willI’ll f-ck you like no-one has ever ever made you feelI mean it’s part of our relationships, amazing stillI might just put up with the arguing and stay for realyou looking mad, girl for goodness sakesyou with all those curves and me without no breaksooh, I’m willing to work it out however long it takes youyou feel like you miss those happy days well girl that makes two of usOur timing is wrongyour friends always tying up every line o

Temptress
www.footandshoegoddess.com or to go straight to the nasty stuff www.clips4sale.com/38642 www.footandshoegoddess.com Come check me out!   I'm into foot fetish....anyone else????

Just A Thought
Buried at PhotoCasket.com To all my friends who are over 40 or will be 40 one day. I thought this was worthy of sharing. Feel free to copy it and pass it on. **From: Trish, AKA *~SWEET T~* ............. In case you missed it on 60 Minutes, this is what Andy Rooney thinks about women over 40: 60 Minutes Correspondent Andy Rooney (CBS) As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all. Here are just a few reasons why: A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask, "What are you thinking?" She doesn't care what you think. If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it. She does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting. Women over 40 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they think they can get away with it. Older women are generous wi

My Poetry
Am I being placed in a role? Forced into a game I'm not willing to play I'm receiving mixed signals, mixed emotions Gentle and rough, strong and weak, calm and angry I'm trapped between heaven and hell, pleasure and pain I just can't read between the lines Maybe I'm just not strong enough for this These cavalier ideas of right and wrong You didn't find your way into my heart But how do I now get you out of my head? How can I just walk away, lesson learned? Why must you reenter my life? Is it just to toy with my emotions? Make me yearn for what we once had? You wreak havoc on my heart How easily you penetrate the wall surrounding me Emotions erupt whenever you're near You bring to the surface my past regrets Of letting you go, of walking away Are you seeking revenge? Make me wish for what might have been? While you remain distant and aloof Just when I think I'm over you You remind me of the love we shared You instigate the possibility of reuniting Only to vanish

Fubar Support
  It's been a while...and with the new site changes, I thought it would be a great time to put out the FUBAR support blogs.Some new nifty site features and links...and some new information as well.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~The following links below will take you to blogs that can better help you around the site. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~For Salute Submission and verification Step by Step: Click here!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~For Site navigation: Click here!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~For Lounge Tutorials/CSS (Cascading Style Sheet) Coding: Click Here!For The Basic Breakdown of Lounge Coding: Click Here~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~For how to add Skins to your Profile: Click Here!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~To get to the Fubar Vault: Click Here!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~To report an Underaged User: Click Here!~~~~

Sociopaths
  Profile of the Sociopath Sound like anyone you know? Glibness and Superficial Charm Manipulative and Conning They never recognize the rights of others and see their self-serving behaviors as permissible. They appear to be charming, yet are covertly hostile and domineering, seeing their victim as merely an instrument to be used. They may dominate and humiliate their victims. Grandiose Sense of Self Feels entitled to certain things as "their right." Pathological Lying Has no problem lying coolly and easily and it is almost impossible for them to be truthful on a consistent basis. Can create, and get caught up in, a complex belief about their own powers and abilities. Extremely convincing and even able to pass lie detector tests. Lack of Remorse, Shame or Guilt A deep seated rage, which is split off and repressed, is at their core. Does not see others around them as people, but only as targets and opportunities. Instead of friends, they have victims and accomplices who end

Haters
Will I ever feel love? Will I have that special someone touch me the way I need to be touched? Will I ever have that person ache to be with me? Will I ever ache to be with them? Will I ever wake up and go to sleep with that person on my mind? Or will I ever have a person do the same for me? Will the tears I cry every night of lonliness ever be tears of happiness? Will I ever have that person wipe away my tears? Will I ever have them kiss my lips and tell me everything will be ok? Will I ever make love like it is my first time? Maybe one day the words "Will I" will become reality I AM LOOKING FOR FUBUCK DONATIONS..LOL. ANY TAKERS? PLEASE:) I don't understand why people would rate a profile a 1... If you don't like what you see then you don't have to view it. It's pointless and rediculous and embarrasing on there part. I feel sorry for people who do it whether they are jealous or just plain mean. Please don't waste my time or yours. My advice to the ones who

Haha.....
It's kind of funny.... Let me know what you think. I don't know what was going though my or my brother and the other kids mind. This was a long time ago we did this. We had some wild eye idea to make a movie... of what I don't know.. So here's my 1st acting debut lol. Enjoy.... let me know what you think... I know it's lame but... Let me know. Get this video and more at MySpace.com Did you know? Striking someone with a fist is considered a felony. In Italy?? Wow.... A large group of Taliban soldiers are moving down a road when they hear a voice call from behind a sand dune.... "One US soldier is better than ten Taliban" The Taliban commander quickly sends 10 of his best soldiers over the dune, whereupon a gun-battle breaks out and continues for a few minutes then ssilence. The voice then call out..... "One US soldier is better than one hundred Taliban" Furious, the Taliban commander sends his next best 100 troops over the dune, and instantly a

Life And Living
I am beginning to think that happiness is over rated and that everyday doesn't begin with a kiss....... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1...I DRINK ICE TEA MORE THEN I DO WATER 2...I LOVE MY LEOPARD SLIPPERS 3...MY SON IS SMARTER THEN MOST 5TH GRADERS LOL 4...I NEVER KNOW WHERE MY PHONE OR MY KEYS ARE 5...I AM A GOOD IRISH GIRL 6...I HAVE ALWAYS HAD LONG HAIR AND I WANT IT TO GROW FASTER 7...I AM IN LOVE WITH BEING IN LOVE (IF THAT MAKES SENSE) 8...I ACTUALLY FINALLY QUIT SMOKING 9...I DON'T HAVE CABLE TV 10..I HATE MUSHROOMS.....fungus grows between your toes and mushrooms are fungus icky icky OK, IM TAGGING...Sin, Rider, Shane,Tiffy, & Ryot

Question Me This????????????
If you are, then here is my deal. Stop by my friends bling giveaway page and help him out. Leave atleast 100 comments on him and I will bling you and give you 10 of my 11's durring Happy Hour! Bling will give you 2000 points and 10 11's will give 570 points. But, I only have 100 11's, so just remember I can do 10 people in one day. All assistance given to him as described above will be shown luv back. Just let me know what you did, it will be verified, then I will show luv to you! AUSSIE'S HOSTING HIS FIRST AUCTION!!!!THE HOT ENTRIES!!!! "DARK KITTY" (repost of original by '☠☭ÐJ∞ÃܧŠÍÊ∞ÄGÈ☭☠ØwÑËℜ oƒ Ettamogah Pub /F-L-B-S' on '2008-06-07 07:05:57') HOSTED BY: ~Twaune Presents Happy Hour Spring Break Contest* March 16-22~ Fu-Owned By Skitz *

Weekend
Had a 4 day weekend, it has ome to an end. all in all a good weekend. Went out friday and saturday. watched football sunday. hung out yesterday and today. Fairly typical weekend for me still not sure what exactly I'm doing this weekend, got a couple options. Went well. We got along really well, and shes not creepy at all. Bonus! We had ribs and mashed taters for dinner and watched movies. Great night.

Stuff
WolfPack Is Hosting 5 Back-To-Back Happy Hour's Tuesday February 10th 2009 from 1pm FU-TIME to 5PM FU-TIME. 1PM FU-TIME ~Killa Pu§§y~ Head Giver @ The WolfPack@ fubar 2PM FU-TIME HARLEY™ WolfPackA$$ @ fubar 3PM FU-TIME ♥ßLØÑÐÏËGÜŘL™♥~AKA~TheBlondeTerrorist~ Øwŋëd bý «ÐËËJÄÝTWϧTÄ™»@ fubar 4PM FU-TIME «ÐËËJÄÝŦẄϧŦÄ™»ƆØ» ØWÑË☈/WØŁFPÄƆK» ßLØÑÐÏËGÜ☈L Øwŋëd@ fubar

Fml
Today, me and my boyfriend came back to my house after a night on the town. Thinking the house was empty, we proceeded to have sex. Just as it was getting good my phone rings. It was a text from my mom, "Quiet down. Even your father can tell your faking." FML Today, I decided I was going to bleach my bikini line, as I have not been able to shave there due to some ingrown hairs, and I also have to lifeguard every day. As it turns out, I'm allergic to the bleach. There is now an angry red, burning rash on my crotch that you can see around my swimsuit. FML Today I noticed that my daughter was making funny noises which oddly resembled sex sounds my wife makes. When I asked her what she was doing she said "I'm pretending to be mommy from last night." I was on a business trip last night. FML

Please Take A Min To Read About The Mfkn Family :)
Ok So please take a minute to read about the MFKN family :) The MFKN Family is all loyal friends to one another that look to one another as family on this website . This was unplanned Family but we realized what great friends we truly do have. Me and cruser started this out together and realized how many people wanted to be apart of it so it became one giant ass family hell muddah fuckin yeah. So If this sounds interesting to you or what you're about Please take a min to inform me and cruser and we'd love to have you aboard. We bomb ALOT and we like to bomb all the MFKN family members. Now as far as requirments go lmao we have none ...i know I know right one thing we do ask is all family members Fan Add and Profile rate one another AND a must is no DRAMA this is all about being here for one another and  ADD MFKN to front of your name. You got drama bring it to me ill wet the flame :) Everyone listed below Is apart of the MFKN family =D   P.S. lolz If you need to know what MFKN means

Siempre Estare Contigo
JUST USING THIS TO WRITE THINGS DONT REALLY KNOW WHAT IMA PUT I GUESS THATS THE BEST WAY JUST START TALKIN AND I GUESS U CAN FIGURE IT OUT AS U GO ALOT OF PPL ARE ALWAYS WEARIN MASKS HIDING THEIR FEELINGS I AM THAT TYPE OF PERSON WELL IDK IF I STILL AM OR NOT I GUESS ITS 50/50 I WONT SHOW MANY MY FEELINGS TO MANY PPL IF ANY PROBABLY NONE BUT 1 SHE KNOWS WHO SHE IS IVE SPENT ALOT OF TIME LEARNING FROM HER ITS CRAZY HOW U CAN MEET SUM1 AND BE SO INTO EVERY WORD THEY SAY U SIT HERE LIKE A LIL KID EXCITED WAITING FOR WHAT THEY GONNA SAY NEXT AND U GET THIS TYPE OF HAPPINESS U NEVER FELT IN UR LIFE I GUESS ITS THE CLOSEST THING TO HEAVEN HUH. U GOTTA APPRECIATE SUM1 LIKE THAT ALWAYS WHEN THEY ARE FULL OF LOVE N PURITY THAT U FALL INTO A TRANCE THAT U NEVER WANT 2 COME OUT OF NOTHINTG ELSE IN THIS WORLD MATTERS BUT U AND HER AT THAT VERY MOMENT EACH N EVERYTIME ITS A BEAUTIFUL THING I HOPE SUM OF U FIND THAT FEELING CUZ I HAVE AND ITS SUMTHING THAT I CARRY IN MY HEART EACH N EVERYDAY ITS SPE

Badgirldoris
PLEASE TAKE MY OLD PICTURE OFF YOUR LIST AND PLEASE PLEASE ADD THE NEW ONE,,I MISS ALL OF MY FREINDS http://lostcherry.com/beautifulangel let see who is right me or the ppl says i am a hottie i am not i am a ugly duckling I AM GOING TO DELETE THIS WHOLE THING AND START ALL OVER AGAIN,,AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS..I DONT LIKE MY KIDS IN MY NAKED PICS,.,,AND IN MY ENTER AT YOUR OWN RISK DONESNT HAVE MY KIDS ON IN MY FOLDER

Rantings Of A Quiet Lunatic
today was kick ass. met a friend downtown at Powell's City of books. (YAY books!) then we headed off to the ZOO! ^.^ (

Don
I just want to let all my friends know that I have found the Love of my life and will be getting married on the 18th of August. Her name is Jennifer and she is the best thing that has ever happened to me!!! I will never forget my friends here. I Love you all. I won't be on here as often as before, but I will still try to answer all my comments as soon as I can. Hello all my friends out there in CT. I am in my first contest here and I need your help. please click on the link below and bomb away. Thanks. Don If you can't open the link then you may have to copy and paste it like I did to your browser. Stewie Griffen is the one holding the contest. My photo is in his photo folder labeled 1500. Courtesy of MsTags.com

Sweet Carol
The Why's of Men 1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX? (because they are plugged into a genius) 2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX? (they don't have enough time) 3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG? (they don't stop to ask directions) 4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS? (because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor lock) (You're laughing, aren't you?!?!) 5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS? (so they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties) 6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN? (you need a rough draft before you make a final copy) 7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN? (don't know.....it never happened) ( C'mon guys, we laugh at your blonde jokes!) And the personal favorite: 8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH? (because a vibrator can't mow the lawn) Remember, if you haven't g

Misc..
I know there was well wishes that today might get better, but it only got worse. I won't go in detail here, but just know that I feel insulted, hurt, and stomped on. Apparently, the best thing for me to do is walk away. It has been nothing but negativity since I woke up. I just can't deal with it anymore. I am tired, frustrated, irritated. I have had it!!!! Sorry if anyone gets upset, just can't deal with it anymore!!!! Enough is Enough!!!!!! Well it hasn't been the best of days to say the least. Not going to go in detail about certain things with this place but anyway had a voicemail from my wife this morning when I got up, letting me know her grandmother (who practically raised her) had passed away last night. Fortunately they were all able to see her beforehand. She was one of my biggest critics but had been ill for some time now. Megan was expecting it but my heart still goes out to her and the kids. It was especially hard to talk to my daughter this morning as

Vampires
Let me go into the subject Vampire Obsession. I think the looks and the appearance is quite appealing. Because i consider myself a Dark entity the link to Vampire is quite easy to make. What considered by drinking blood. Never did it. Yes i have a condition on my body what is causing wounds sometimes, yes the i have tasted blood. What about if you were a vampire would you drink blood. Well yes, offcourse otherwise the point of being Vampire is quite fast over. I long to Dark Gothic Nights with Candelight. I think that is quite cool. Sitting in the night on a roof acompanied by a gargoyle. Quite cool. If you are thinking that guy is crazy. Well thnk the ancient gods i am so that you have something to read or to think about. At the end somebodys fantasie is quite nice to talk about or to think. It gives us something in life. To escape reality or whatever purpose you need it for. Blessed are the ones with Vivid imagination. Its making people interesting or we can sit all before the

Poems
a true friend is someone that you can count on to be there by your side no matter what a true friend is someone that can always put a smile on your face no matter what a true friend is there to hold your hand when you are scared an alone a true friend is there to hold you when you are hurting the most a true friend is there to pick you up when you fall a true friend is one that never leaves you no matter what you have done a true friend is someone you can count on i have a true friend an my true friend is you cory by:april peterson dedicated to cory nothing hurts more then knowing you not here to be with me, here to hold my hand an take long walks on the beach, here to hold me close to you at night, here to kiss me goodnight an good morning, here to comfort me when im sad an lonly, here to tell me everything will be ok when im in doubt, here to show everyone that im your lil angel, here to have lil momments with me, here t

I Owe My Mother 1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE . "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning." 2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of the carpet." 3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!" 4. My mother taught me LOGIC. " Because I said so, that's why." 5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC . "If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me." 6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident." 7. My mother taught me IRONY. "Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about." 8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth and eat your supper." 9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM . "Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!" 10. My mother taugh

Yanno What Chaps My Ass?
ok here is another thing that just chaps my ass, and i know it gets to some of yall as well... dont ya just hate when ya watching a porn and everything is all good, then for some dumbass reason the camera man goes to the guys face...and theres nothing but his face in the screen and he leaves it there for a little bit...WDF? i dont want to see his ugly ass..who gives a rats ass the faces he's making. who tha hell told the camera man that shyt was sexy or looked good? or they go to some dumbass shot like her gripping the pillows or sheets, or worse they pan down to the guys legs to show him standin there in his socks.. now i know porn isnt known for its quality filming or acting, but DAMN...who tha hell wants to see that shyt on brudda, i'm sittin here peeping through bulletins, and i cant even count how many times the damn thing has some tittle.. "omg look at these tits" "this person pissed me off" "this is NSFW" and then you open it up and its someone that wants you to vote

Herbal Information
In the early 18th century the Turkish "Secret Language of Flowers" was introduced to Europe by Lady Mary Wortley Montague, wife of the British ambassador to Constantinople. Flowers had long been a sign of romance but now lovers were able to send secret messages to each other by means of sending a posy of flowers. Each flower had a specific meaning and the order of arrangement had much to do with the intended "message". The French seem to have taken this idea to heart. In 1819 a French woman writing under the pen name of Madame Charlotte de la Tour (Louise Cortambert), wrote and published "Le Language des Fleurs" which offered seasonal floral and anecdotal advice to those wishing to send "secret" messages to each other. The following list of flowers comes mainly from that original book but has been augmented to include some common flowers of today as some of those from yesteryear are unknown. Enjoy this glimpse into the past and keep this in mind the next time you send or receive flo

Sprites, Graphics, Icons For Your Profile And Comments And More!
From Darkstalkers. Morrigan and Lilith.

Meh
I BET YOU NOT A SINGLE PERSON WILL READ THIS BUT IM SICK OF PEOPLE AND THE WAY THEY CAN JUST IGNORE EVERYTHING LIKE NOTHINGS EVER WRONG NO ONE FUCKING CARES ANY MORE IM SICK OF ALL YOU FUCKING PIGS OUT THERE ALL YOU EVER FUCKING WANT IS SEX AND THATS IT LOOK HERES A REALITY CHECK GIRLS DONT LIKE JUST HOOKING UP YEAH THEY MAY LIKE THE SEX BUT THEY WANT MORE THEN THAT THEY WANT TO BE HELD KISSED AND MOST OF ALL SHOWN THAT SOMEONE CARES YEAH THEY MAY SEEM FINE BUT THERE NOT AND IM NOT FINE IM SICK OF IT ALL IM SICK OF ALL YOU FAKE ASS FRIENDS THAT SAY YOUR SUPPOSEDLY THERE BUT YOU KNOW WHAT YOUR NOT YOU DONT CARE ABOUT ANYONE BUT YOURSELF SERIOUSLY I DONT THINK VERY MANY PEOPLE WOULD CARE IF I JUST DISAPEARED AND TRUST ME THE DAY WILL COME WHEN IM NOT AROUND ANYMORE TO LISTIN TO YOUR FUCKING PROBLEMS AND GUESS WHAT I DONT CARE IM SICK OF PRETENDING TO CARE ABOUT PEOPLE THAT GIVE A FUCK LESS ABOUT ME MOST OF ALL IM SICK OF ALL YOU FUCKING MEN OUT THERE

Song Lyrics
Rain from the heavens Lifted up from the ground We imagined they were tears Falling by the pound As children we're scared And hid under the covers From the evil and fears We thought we discovered Can't tell where heaven stopped And the earth begins Or if we're just floating around Accidental-like on a breeze Is there enough magic in the stars To make dreams come true Everyone gets scared Even ones we look up to The pitch darkness of night 'Til the moon makes its debut Monsters of the night They come from under the bed Fear is just a phase And soon we will grow out of © Copyright Notice: All songs are my own intellectual property and therefore are not open to be copied or reproduced in any way. These songs are copyrighted. I listen to the leaves as they walk across the streetSo swiftly do they moveSo smoothly off the trees and they float back easyThe sound of nature in my earIf the presence is rightI'll find you by my sideAll that is left to do is say

Abbott & Costello Buy A Computer
You have to be old enough to remember Abbott and Costello, or at least reruns of them, and too old to REALLY understand computers, to fully appreciate this. For those of us who sometimes get flustered by our computers, please read on... If Bud Abbott and Lou Costello were alive today, their infamous sketch, 'Who's on First?' might have turned out something like this: COSTELLO CALLS TO BUY A COMPUTER FROM ABBOTT [...] ABBOTT: Super Duper computer store. Can I help you? COSTELLO : Thanks. I'm setting up an office in my den and I'm thinking about buying a computer. ABBOTT : Mac? COSTELLO : No, the name's Lou . ABBOTT : Your computer? COSTELLO : I don't own a computer. I want to buy one. ABBOTT : Mac? COSTELLO: I told you, my name's Lou . ABBOTT : What about Windows? COSTELLO : Why? Will it get stuffy in here? ABBOTT : Do you want a computer with Windows? COSTELLO : I don't know. What will I see when I look at the windows? AB

To All My Cherries
THERE FOR A LONG TIME I WAS WONDERING IF TRUE LOVE WAS EVEN MEANT FOR ME WELL I AM LIVING PROOF THERE IS TRUE LOVE AND A SOUL MATE FOR EVERY ONE WELL I HAVE FOUND MINE AND I WOULD NOT TRADE HIM FOR ANYTHING HE IS MY TRUE LOVE AND MY SOUL MATE MY FRIEND MY LOVER SO IM HAPPY AND WISH EVERYONE THE SAME LUCK IN FINDING THIERS HUGS LIGHTENLADY to all merry christmas happy new years i dont know if or when i will be back so my prayers and blessings are with u all BLESSED BE Diane For many years my heart was filled with clouds and gray skies, no rainbows, no sunshine! When my heart cried for what it had never known,and others just made it cry even worse! It was like my heart and soul was doomed adn drwoning to the gloomy saddness of love! Then all of a sudden you came along,and my heart fluttered for the first time in years! You chased away the clouds and gray skies;and filled it with blue skies and butterflies! To me you brought back the rainbows and

These Are My Thoughts
Been MIA for awhile - gawd i miss this site! need to post a salute pic to level up - the problem being i don't have a digital cam and have been lazy asking friends who do have a digital cam to help me out ...i know, kick my lazy butt, will ya? *LOL* PMS does strange things to me. I walk into an accessory shop and 20mins later i walk out with a ponytail extension that makes me feel like an anime character! ;-) Boy, i think i fail at the gothic lolita look! *ROFL* I have a close relationship with my sister even though we're far apart; she's based in Europe whereas I am here in KL, Malaysia. We keep in touch via emails and the occassional text messages/phone calls. This year, she'll be back in time to celebrate Diwali with the rest of us family and I am so excited to see her again! I had this marvellous idea or two to bounce off her to make Diwali big and had emailed her. Her response made me laugh, and considerably brightened up my day :-) Am posting the email exchan

Erotic Couplings 01
Again by flutterbyspirit © Edited by Angel Love * You arrive just in time, I'd had a stressful day and my body was full of tension. All I wanted to do was relax and enjoy some good company. There you are standing at the door with a beautiful bunch of wildflowers and a bottle of wine. I invite you in with just a smile and you follow me to the kitchen so I can find a vase and wine glasses. As you open the wine I arrange the flowers and thank you with a small kiss. We move into the lounge room with our wine. I sit on the lounge and you start kneading my shoulders, relieving me of all the stress I held. Your hands are like magic, warm and gentle, yet firm and strong. I relax into your massage, closing my eyes, letting my mind drift away. I feel your breath on my neck and sense your closeness, my arousal instant. I feel your hands move down my neck to my chest, then inside my top where you find my hardening nipples. Your soft kisses send what feels like electric shocks through

Http://fubar.com/new_lounge.php?w=1&lid=50318
my sissy He's BACK.... that's right... the rumors are true... dj Crazee is BACK at DWR.... 11pm est... TONIGHT... www.deadly-waves-radio.com and of course http://www.fubar.com/new_lounge.php?w=1&lid=51736 Come and be a witness to his re-cherrypopping show! hazed.bitch: Mass* He's BACK.... that's right... the rumors are true... dj Crazee is BACK at DWR.... 11pm est... TONIGHT... www.deadly-waves-radio.com and of course http://www.fubar.com/new_lounge.php?w=1&lid=51736 Come and be a witness to his re-cherrypopping show!

Nsfw Pics/family
I hate answering all the same, stupid questions over and over. So to address some of the things I encounter multiple times on a daily basis: *I will NOT show you my private folder. I don't care if you beg, whine, whatever. The answer is still no. *I will not send you "extra" pictures. What I have posted is all you're gonna see. *I am NOT gonna have cyber or phone sex with you. Or for that matter, sex in real life. I don't need you to satisfy me. You probably couldn't anyway. *I do not own a web cam and even if I did, I would not be getting on it for you. *I will NOT talk dirty to you in the shoutbox, on a messenger, on the phone, in email, etc. *I will NOT hook up with one of my friends. Go find your own damn girls. *Yes, I am single. That does not mean I want a boyfriend and that does not mean I want to have sex randomly. *Just because I have "sexy" pics up does not mean I'm a slut. It just means I like pictures. Big deal. *NOOOOOO, I don't wanna see your dick. I've seen

Downraters, Haters And People I Just Don't Like
Noob, thats all that needs to be said WILLDABUILDER1@ fubar Sigh, another Noob...I know I rate higher than a 3!! Come on, at least a 7, hahaha!! MarineGrunt05@ fubar And he is a fellow military man, pffft!! Ok, I guess I can never expect people on here to actually READ a profile. But even if they don't/can't read that my husband and I share this profile or even see that it says "Married" under the relationship status, there is NO need to be a fucking crude asshole and send a message like this to a woman. The crunkness2 indeed gives good guys a bad name and is a pain in the ass to us women. crunkness2@ fubar

Surveys
It makes you think! Rules: It's harder than it looks! Copy to your own note, erase my answers, & enter yours. Use the first letter of your name to answer each of the following questions. They have to be real... nothing made up! If the person before you had the same first initial, you must use different answers. You cannot use any word twice and you can't use your name for the boy/girl name question. Have Fun! 1. What is your name: Billy 2. A four letter word: boss 3. A boy's name: Bailey 4. A girl's name: Blossom 5. An occupation: Bartender 6. A colour: Black 7. Something you wear: Berets 8. A food: Banana 9. Something found in the bathroom: Bar of Soad 10. A place: Bosnia 11. A reason for being late: Blah 12. Something you shout: 13. A movie title: Back to the future 14. Something you drink: Blue Volume mmmhmmm 15. A musical group: Beck 16. An animal: Bird 17. A street name: Biddy 18. A type of car: bmw 19. The title of a

Sum Stuff About Me...
?? Which Precious Gem Are You ?? ! You are most Like A Sapphire !Dark, mysterious - but unforgettable. You have a deepbeauty. Delicate, and shy you try to stay away from thelimelight but often your intelligence puts you in at thedeep end. You're like a Sapphire, because, your beauty is priceless.You're intelligent, full of opinions, and not big-headed about it all.Sometimes you need to put yourself out there, as you can be a bit shy.Congratulations ... You're the mysterious gem everybody wants to have and learn more about.Take this quiz! Quizilla | Join | Make A Quiz | More Quizzes | Grab Code Go vote and comment spam for me... Much Luv!! Muah! Click on my pic and go CRAZYYY! This is fun to do. The only catch is that you can't ask the person who posted it anything about it!

Funny Jokes
CLIC ME The kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out about something exciting and relate it to the class the next day. When the time came for the little kids to give their reports, the teacher was calling on them one at a time. She was reluctant to call on little Johnny, knowing that he sometimes could be a bit crude. But, eventually, his turn came.... Little Johnny walked up to the front of the class and, with a piece of chalk, made a small white dot on the blackboard, then sat back down. Well, the teacher couldn't figure out what Johnnie had in mind for his report on something exciting, so she asked him just what that was. "It's a period," reported Johnnie. "Well, I can see that," she said, "but what's so exciting about a period?" "Damned if I know", said Johnny, "but, this morning, my sister said she missed one. Then Dad had a heart attack, Mom feinted, and the man next door shot himself!" Two friends, a white guy and a black guy, both wor

Contest
Ok I'm in a giveaway for a happy hours pls help me. I will return the favour when you need it. I need 50,000 comments in 8 weeks. Thanks xoxoxoxo Go Bid On This Lovely, Amazing, Hot & Sexy Woman! If You Don't, You Don't Know WTF You're Missing!! Make sure to rate the pic too please You Won't Be Disappointed! This Is A Public Service Announcement Brought To You In Part By One Nation sexy_shell makes my head ring like a bell, her soft luscious skin is tan as hell. blond hair brown eye's are as deep as the sky, her 7 waist and D breast are the softest you could ever caress along with a nice ass to smash, to take your breath away and make you gasp. By Lildunn

Cutter's
Miles Apart I want to hold you in my arms, for a long time, just to make sure that you are real, I want to feel your warm breath on my neck, I want to feel your hair on my shoulder, I want to feel your soft cheek against mine, I want to feel your tears fall down my back, I want to feel you wrap your arms around me tightly, I want to feel your breasts pressed tightly against my chest, I want to hold you forever in my arms, But we're miles apart. :( I Had A Dream , , ,   You , , , Me , , , Alone , , ,   Camping , , , Waterfall , , , Catch Pool , , ,   Relaxing , , ,  Grilling , , , Swimming , , ,  Hot Passion , , ,   Evening , , , Warm Fire , , , Snuggling , , , Full Moon , , ,   Roasted Marshmellows , , , Bright Stars , , , Sleep , , ,  

R.i.p Ginnie & Ashley
On November 15,2006 two friends of our family,16 yr.old Ginnie & her 15 yr.old sister Ashley were in an automobile accident on their way to school that morning. Ginnie, who was driving was killed instantly when the front right wheel of her car went off the road and she over corrected,sending her vehicle spinning across the other lane,through a ditch and into a tree.Ashley died a week later. It`s strange that it`s so near the anniversary of their deaths when I was on Myspace last night looking through recent pics my son Shane had uploaded and then began looking through his old pics and found these comments made by Ginnie & Ashley about a month and a half before they were killed. There was nothing on Ashley`s Myspace page,but I took this screen shot of Ginnie`s to show the last log in was actually the day she died. I still feel saddened at losing them and just wanted to share this with someone.

Hell On Earth
Ever want to just curl up and die? I feel like I already have, and landed in Hell. The good things in my life are just mocking me. I get a taste of the good life, then it's stripped away. You can't possibly begin to try to understand. My freedom now lies in another man's hands. I can't make plans for the future, I don't know where I'll be. I can't settle down and have a family. The waiting is torturous to say the least. "At least you're out." should that bring me peace? It does, but it doesn't. It's hard to explain. Not knowing, is what causes the pain. If I am such a good person why is this happening to me? I just want to live my life the way I want it to be. I'm not asking for millions, just some normality But all I can do now, is wait and see. Guilty of 3DM   6-12 years imprisonment   Sentencing date: 9-16-09   Filing to appeal immediatly after sentencing   Bail was not revoked.   free man til the 16th   Ohne sie bin ich leer Ich habe keinen Grund

Keep It Real
Earth Song lyricsWhat about sunriseWhat about rainWhat about all the thingsThat you said we were to gain...What about killing fieldsIs there a timeWhat about all the thingsThat you said was yours and mine...Did you ever stop to noticeAll the blood we've shed beforeDid you ever stop to noticeThis crying Earth its weeping shores?Aaaaaaaaah OoooooooohAaaaaaaaah OoooooooohWhat have we done to the world?Look what we've done.What about all the peace,That you pledge your only son?What about flowering fields?Is there a time?What about all the dreams,That you said was yours and mine?Did you ever stop to notice,All the children dead from war?Did you ever stop to notice,This crying Earth its weeping shores?Aaaaaaaaah OoooooooohAaaaaaaaah OoooooooohI used to dreamI used to glance beyond the starsNow I don't know where we areAlthough I know we've drifted farAaaaaaaaah OoooooooohAaaaaaaaah OoooooooohAaaaaaaaah OoooooooohAaaaaaaaah OoooooooohHeywhat about yesterday(What about us)What about the seas(W

Poetry
I have been chosen since birth to be an outcast, What are the odds, out of a universe so vast, That I'm picked, the nice guy to finish last, This, a world of the future, where as I'm a creature of the past.   I have something nobody else has, a power over you, Everyone either loves or hates me, nothing I can do, Like magnets, some are drawn to me, some pushed away, Life's a coin for me, always two sides, like night and day.   On the outskirts you'll find me watching life go by, Envy nearly consumes me, but sorrow finishes me off. My only wish is to either be amongst the others or die, to be like the rest of them, not have to watch them scoff.   I have been chosen since birth to be surrounded but alone, It feels as if the solitude has scarred me to the bone, But out of the darkness and misery around me you shone, Stripping away all of my defensesm leaving me prone.   You caught and helg my attention like a fragile bird, You unlocked what I'd forgotten, slumbering em

Where Else You Can Find Me....
Tuesday, September 12, 2006 Feelings....... Current mood: confused Category: Life I hate feeling the way that I am feeling, right now. I'm so unsure about everything. I'm so confused. I'm so excited and scared in the same sense. How can one person feel all of this at one time. And to top it off, I'm anxious, hyper and eager in the process. How can one person, make another feel all of this. And what does it all mean. But I guess, it's easy when the person is vulnerable to all these feelings, very easily to begin with. What does one do when they are but a "lost soul" trying to figure out, who they are, where they belong, what makes them happy, and where do they fit in.... Someone who is like a lost "little girl" in a grown woman's body. Waiting to be loved, by one special someone. Hell, she already could be, and just doesn't know it. I've been told to look deep inside myself for the answers, but I don't have a clue, as to how to do that. I've been told that th

Reprect
A wife decides to take her husband to a strip club for his birthday. They arrive at the club and the doorman says, "Hey, Dave! How ya doin'?" His wife is puzzled and asks if he's been to this club before. "Oh, no," says Dave. "He's on my bowling team." When they are seated, a waitress asks Dave if he'd like his usual and brings over a Budweiser. His wife is becoming increasingly uncomfortable and says, "How did she know that you drink Budweiser?" "She's in the ladies' bowling league, honey," he says. "We share lanes with them." A stripper then comes over to their table, throws her arms around Dave, and says, "Hi, Davey! Want your usual table dance, big boy?" Dave's wife, now furious, grabs her purse and storms out of the club. Dave follows and spots her getting into a cab. Before she can slam the door, he jumps in beside her. He tries desperately to explain how the stripper must have mistaken him for someone else, but his wife is having none of it. S

Words Of Seduction
The day was finishing the sun setting and you had taken me to the beach a perfect setting after a day of romance and fun with you. We are standing at the water edge hand in hand watching the sun set, the waves crashing on the beach the water lapping at our feet. No words shared just each of us speaking to the others heart through silent words of love. You turn to me, and I to you, at the same time, leaning into me you place your lips on mine and kiss me with the most gentle sweet kiss, I close my eyes as our lips touch and I moan softly feeling the vibration of love surge through my body, tasting your essence, the kiss lingers on. Your hands moves down my arms and you place the palms of your hands against my palms and gently raise my arms above my head as you continue to kiss me. Sliding your palms down my arms I feel the electric currents penetrate my skin as your fingers glide over it. Your hands move down the sides of my torso and at the hem of my top you clasp it and slowly

Mind Dust
I’m glad to see that somebody’s working on bringing sexy back. I didn’t know it was gone, but I don’t think I could handle the responsibility of bringing it back. I am, however, bringing back the comma that precedes the “and” in a series. As God is my witness, I will not allow the ‘and’-preceding comma to die. I am not a grammar snob. Not everyone has the privilege of a good or even an adequate education, and not everyone cares about grammar/punctuation/spelling. I know that some terrible spellers are quite intelligent, while others are simply aural learners rather than visual learners, making misspelling even more likely. For the most part, typos don’t upset me, but I do notice them. I make errors all the time because I almost never proofread something that isn’t business-related, which I’m sure will eventually make itself apparent. You will find no high-horse stance from me. I make too many mistakes. I *do* have preferences, though, and there are one or two errors that are, perhaps

Political Blog
This is the best example of what is happening in our Universities all over the country. It is split into 10 parts but that was the only way I could get it. http://www.youtube.com/v/IxSg2oRU6Bs&hl=en&fs=1&"> http://www.youtube.com/v/zj9mVVyo2hY&hl=en&fs=1&"> http://www.youtube.com/v/1QY13ai4Lb0&hl=en&fs=1&"> http://www.youtube.com/v/E3FPyw2taYA&hl=en&fs=1&">

Music=therapy
I can't find a decent version dammit. This is as close as I could get. Dylan kinda taints it for me, but I prefer Van Morrison aged....the gravely voice. Enjoy. Or not. I still fuckin love this song. I can hear her heart beat for a thousand miles And the heavens open every time she smiles And when I come to her that's where I belong I'm running to her like a river's song Chorus: She give me love, love, love, love, crazy love She give me love, love, love, love, crazy love She's got a fine sense of humor when I'm feeling low down And when I come to her when the sun goes down She take away my trouble, take away my grief Take away my heartache, in the night like a thief Chorus Yes I need her in the daytime Yes I need her in the night Yes I want to throw my arms around her Kiss n hug her, kiss n hug her tight And when I'm returning from so far away She gives me some sweet lovin' brighten up my day Yes it makes me righteous, yes it makes me feel whole

Help Kazy!
yo peeps... friends... family.. animals.... and others..... ahhhh... were getting close to finishing UNDENIABLE... real close... DRUMS, BASS, GUITARS all pretty much a wrap! NOW... Vocals- Violins- Mixing- NEW MYSPACE PAGE- NEW MUSIC VIDEO -Jack Daniels VOCALS: FINALIZING PRODUCTION IDEAS *locking down melodies, approach, microphones, location, etc. *featuring FORBIDDEN on a song called FATE.. yes FORBIDDEN will be tracking on a KAZY song. * featuring PICASSO, a killer vocalist out of Chicago on 3 KAZY songs.. his chemistry with KAZY is second to none... u gotta hear it! VIOLINS-VIOLAS-CELLOS *After contemplating, im doing all real violin, viola and cello parts. Ive got some killer players picked out.. we start tracking strings this weekend! MIXING *Got TOBY WRIGHT (has worked with: alice in chains, korn, metallica, tantric, primus, fishbone) MIXING for KAZY.... this is huge... Toby is a fucking incredible talent... one of the few in the country that ca

Poems
this was writen for a friend of mine that was stabed beaten and shot many times for a car some ppl wanted to take and they didnt know if he was going to make it i did it right after the he woke up when they where fixing the knife cut and bullet in his heart he is fine now and home but they didnt think hed live its always the nice ppl that get shit like this happens too P.S. reaper if ur out there and read this ur the sweetest and i love you *kisses* from ur friend(pheonix666) sad to say the guy i wote this has passed on a few month back but he took this poem with him and is now part of his ashes Fate had a different plan for you And our love brought you though All of us where here waiting for you And hoping you will be here too We all knew you where to stubborn to give up And we where to stubborn to give up on you For you are a special and we all love you Reaper you a what this world needs And I’m glad I got the privilege to know you Because now you are my best f

Poems
Christmas is soon approaching – shoppers seem to be slowing down, presents are now being wrapped – cards are being sent all around. There seems to be so little time – when there is so much to do, so, I decided to take a break – and send this Christmas wish to you. You’ve been on my mind – so many times every now and then, so I thought it time to get in touch – with this Christmas wish for you my friend. We could get together – at the corner cafe across the street, but it doesn’t really matter – where two friends want to meet. You are always close at hand – when I want to call on you, and you always love and care – for it shows in everything that you do. You always think first of me – when you’re near or far away, and my wish to you this Christmas – is that friends we will always stay. I wish you many blessings – and hope our hearts will keep, for that is where I’ll find you – when two friends want to meet! For when I look inside my heart – a

The Meaning Of The Dragonfly....
Symbolism of a Dragonfly Tattoo Here are opinions and answers from FAQ Farmers: I have one and it's for good luck. The artist who did my dragonfly tattoo told me that it symbolizes freedom. The dragon fly is symbolic for change and being okay with it. Here is a story: The Dragonfly Once, in a little pond, in the muddy water under the lily pads, there lived a little water beetle in a community of water beetles. They lived a simple and comfortable life in the pond with few disturbances and interruptions. Once in a while, sadness would come to the community when one of their fellow beetles would climb the stem of a lily pad and would never be seen again. They knew when this happened; their friend was dead, gone forever. Then, one day, one little water beetle felt an irresistible urge to climb up that stem. However, he was determined that he would not leave forever. He would come back and tell his friends what he had found at the top. When he reached the top and climbed out

The Junk In My Mind
Women are beautiful, from their hands, to their smiles, to their feet, from the way their hair falls at the side of their ear. Women are beautiful from the way they wear their hair, putting things in it, styling it, painting it. Women are beautiful from the shoes they choose to wear, from how their toes look cute, and from how their heels are sexy. Women are beautiful from how they close their eyes to kiss you, and how they open them so you can see their soul. Women are beautiful from the color of their eyes and how they shape their eyebrows. Women are beautiful from the way they carry themselves, to the attitude in their confidence. Women are beautiful from their smile when they are happy to their smile when they are flirting. Women are beautiful from the clothes they wear to the way they take off certain pieces of clothing just to tempt you. Women are beautiful from how they do their nails to how they touch you ever so soft. Women are beautiful from the perfume they wear to the way t

Me
Most People See What Is, and Never See What Can Be!! The Skies Will Darken And All Will Go Quiet ! Only Then Will You Know The Sweet Serenity Of Death!!! Q:W.O.W. Chaos-Where Great Dreams Begin: Befor a great vision can become reality there may be difficulty. Befor a person begins a great endeaver, they may encounter chaos. As a new plan breaks the ground with grave difficulty feres becoming the huge tree so must we sometimes push against difficulty in bringing forth our dreams. Out of chaos......Brilliant stars are born !!! I ching Hexagram 3

My Poetry
I want to feel you here with me Your breath, your caress, your warmth I want to feel this all over my body So I can believe, if only for a moment I am worshipped as the goddess I should be Darkness is here and I don't understand, What will come of the world at hand? Death and destruction seems to be the plan For what can a mortal do to stave off deaths hand The gods have abandond their children to the abyss To drown in the fire of hopelessness and fear. Two people torn apart by religion, hate, and fear Two hearts in the darkness trying to find their way Two souls morning the thought of never being together

Once Apon A Cat
I have decided ( now that I have done more research than I need to) to try the vegetarian thing again. I did it before ( hence the again part) and it started off ok, then went down hill. I was too picky about what I ate and I wasn't eating enough protein. Well, not eating enough protein ( no wise ass protein comments please..lol) can lead to serious health issues. Well, after my research I have found a TON of ways to get said protein ( yeah, that way too ) so I don't get sick. Maybe I'll work on my book more now. If I have the time, I'll do some more writing. (Ok by vegetarian I don't mean I am going to be PETA loving vegan. NO WAY. I will still eat dairy and fish.I am not doing this solely because of the animals. When I get more of my book done, you'll understand it all) I sometimes wonder where some of these doctors get their lisences. I had previously wrote about having yet another ovarian cyst. Yeah, that's not the case. I left work early yesterday with some serious pain in my

Kinky Test
I went to the Tool show last night and it totally rocked!!!! It was my first Tool show and I have to see them again. TOOL ROCKS!!!! Your dating personality profile:Outgoing - You can liven up any party. You've got a way with people and have little difficulty charming your dates.Adventurous - Just sitting around the house is not something that appeals to you. You love to be out trying new things and really experiencing life.Liberal - Politics matters to you, and you aren't afraid to share your left-leaning views. You would never be caught voting for a conservative candidate.Your date match profile:Outgoing - Shy and timid people are not who you are after. You need someone with a vibrant personality to breathe life into a relationship.Practical - You are drawn to people who are sensible and smart. Flashy, materialistic people turn you off. You appreciate the simpler side of living.Athletic - You aren't looking for a couch potato. You seek someone who is active and who keeps his bo

Funny Stuff
This is my G/Fs' cat. It's her first time seeing a christmas tree. Some of your favorite Bouncers havin some fun. So...do you think you can dance with the Bouncers in the pale moonlight? My niece is soooo cute in this.

2009
I sit upon a throne in judgment I shall never...I place my hand and with I endeavor..I walk with pride but yet see the pain ..for I see the loss I give love to gain.I spin the herbs for which I bless...and children linger for within I caress...I understand your pain for I see like no other...I can light the way in which you may not had ever bothered...Have faith in me and I shall grow...And for this a gift you shall bestow... A wish to wash all bad away, For it shall release this Witches day. Carry forth thee will and be strong, And ye shall find where to belong. If your path shall become broken, Remember these words as now spoken... "I give to you my light to follow, And my tears to fall in time of sorrow. I bleed my heart for it is true, One wish per time I give to you." S.D.S. When time comes to read these words that I have written for you ...read with an open heart and know my words are true. To my first Grand-daughter Emerald my blooming flower shall my heart enrich you to you

Kate
To all my Lost Cherry fans and friends .......... thank you. I will be deleting my account in the next few days ........ I had so much fun in Lost Cherry. One online experienced I will never forget. THANK YOU again There were 2 hearts who met in a dance. That moment was magical. There was a sweet song playing, there was harmony and soon, love in the air. they fell in love and they started building castles in their dreams and promised forever with all certainty. But, somewehere in the midst of the fun, they got lost in the dance, something went wrong but they can never do anything. They were just drfiting away, their fortress falling apart. There were so many questions, but no one had an answer. The music stopped and then there was silence ... When we truly love someone, we give our best and let that person see the pureness of our intention. But sometimes that person makes us cry and hurts us for the wrong reason. That someone must have loved us but he has not loved us enough to

Mysterious Thing Called Love
1. What is swinging? Swinging started when impotent men allowed their wives to be fucked by well-hung studs so that they wouldn't leave them. However, in the many years since, swinging has developed and now many small-dicked men as well as limp-dicked men will share their wives with the likes of you and me. 2. What do I need to get into swinging? For a single male swinger, the most important thing you need is a big cock. If you have a genuine ten-inches or more then you're laughing, but eight inches is sufficient. A big cock is the most important thing in a woman achieving orgasm, so that's what most swinging women will be attracted to. DO NOT BE FOOLED if a woman claims she likes receiving oral, or foreplay, or that dick-size isn't important to her; it isn't important, it's _vital_. Women are hypocrites in this respect; they like to boast about not being so "shallow", but in the cold light of day, when she's choosing her next fuck-target, she'll go for the biggest di

Race To Godmother!
whats up peoples! :) hope everyones monday wasnt too bad. mine was alright; it snowed here for the first time this winter. so that was cool. freezing actually 8-p anyhow...you may know by now that im in a race. its between pebblesinaz and myself. i really want to be sure and win, cause theres 90,000 fubucks in the pot so far(ask me how if you want to add to the winners pot)! so...wanna trade favors? let me know! you rate all mine and ill rate all yours...comment for comment ect...i want to get a list of several friends profiles to work on so...if youre interested, pm me or leave a blog comment. :) oh! also...im in an auction. you could own me if you want :D CLICK PICTURE TO BID! ♥ ღ thanks to everyone whos supported me ♥ ღ love you guys :) as usual, i feel like buying happy hour drinks for all comments to this entry. Hi friends! :D i hope everyone had a wonderful weekend :) mine was awesom

Peace,love ,harmony,and Miconium
i am not as blind as you wish me to be, youre hidden actions are plain to see i am not fooled nor at all naive despite all the things you tend to believe all i asked was for the truth but its something you are not accustomed to you can twist it around so that you dont take any blame you can hide your face in anothers bed butit wont end your shame you said alot and couldnt back it up with action youre too busy seeking others affection that is forgivable even though it hurts but when you tried to cover up,that was the worst bleeding profusely i crawl away licking my trail clean as i go wishing the flow would cease wishing you werent dead wishng for a way to speak without a tongue a dream of sightless eyes in the moonlight as two circle and intertwine shadows fall and all around darkness lurks without a sound theres no place to run and its no use to hide when the enemy stalking you lives inside its all existence is,a gag reel for god to laugh at my misc

Get Undressed With Miss Jess
Have you guys seen that show “A Shot of Love with Tila Tequila”? I am like addicted to it. This woman is like the ultimate bratty princess BITCH. On the show show she has boy and girl contestants fighting for a chance to date her and to make them show their dedication she has made them get her name tattooed on them, walk on glass, sip a gallon of hotdogs on buns with ketchup and mustard through a straw that has been blended in a blender and eat pig vaginas. She has done all of that and more. She is completely my evil bitch inspiration! I have been talking a lot about TV lately. I get totally sucked in when I have the television on so I apologize for pushing the dumb box on you guys. I had sort of a crappy day. I had a lot of really cool stuff happen and a lot of iffy/sad stuff as well. Well as you all know I had a list of things I wanted to get done but between video uploading, journal posting, forum posting and email answering I was like at the coffee shop for hours befo

Hottie Auction
Ladies in Auction Pls let me know if anyone is missing! If you do not see ur name here then we do NOT have a tag made for you. We still have plenty of time to get you in. Do not message Anni or homepage the auction. Message me, Cllgegrl, and I will make sure to get you in. I will need a pic and a list of offers. If you have given it to me before, IM SORRY. It may be in my mailbox somewhere. Please get me your info by tonight, Friday Feb 6. Make sure that the title of ur private message is AUCTION so that I dont overlook it. Auction starts today! We have a good turn out so far ladies!! 1 Melly Mel 2 Steffy 3 Sailor 4 Soft 5 Make it Sting 6 Cruel 7 Lilmamma 8 Priceless 9 Anni 10 Sexy Barbie 11 Teaz 12 Taste like kandy DONE 13 Maranda 14 green Eyed Cutie DONE 15 Synful 16 Blue Eyed Goodie 17 Spirit of Eastbolt 18 Tonya 19 Nadia (update tag) 20 Jude 21 Tequila Rose 22 StarShine 23 Sexi_Latina_Dimplz DONE 24 Fallen Angel 25 Dj Karma 26 Bubbers

Greek Mythology Day
Today is Monday morning its a glorious day. I would love to share with all my friends a new theme day in the making. After much deliberation we have come up with Greek Mythology day...   I will post a list shortly right about here:     Artemis= me   Voluptas= Pixie   Medusa= Witty   Ick somethign= Seamus   Poisedon= Chainsaw   Shits& Giggles= Zeus   Hercules= Name Crisis   Hades= Hugh   Eros= Bonz   Haphaestus= Jobob   Uranus= Pedro   Aphrodite= Blue Eyed Soul   Erebus=Husky Redneck   Athena= Amykins    John Stamos= Ketch22   Apollo= Fwee   Diana goddess of the hunt= KcPilar69   Rhea= The Sweetest Bitch   Thor= Craven Moorehead   Dionysus= Rais   Hera= boo   Calypso= Brain Ninja   Cronos= Superman231   Damon= Sparklyballs   Ra= Jai   Helios Naked Sun God= Naked Rocker   Also on a side note Pedro has come up with a brilliant idea.. just picture 3rd Person Thursdays..... Wicked likes this very much, Wicked hopes you will all enj

Randomness
I took the most of these pics randomly one day on the ride home from picking someone up from work.... The others I took this evening (10/5) in my front yard... including the one of my POS car that I need a new engine in LoL... Enjoy Ugly ass Idaho! July 4th, 2oo6 Potato Feild The remains Idaho Power leaves around haha Haystacks in BFE This is a "Tractor" according to some redneck... I call it heavy duty equiptment, but *shrug* Home on the farrm Moooooooooooooooooo Corn Feild (For the stupid fucks) My Yard/Home: Walnut Tree beside my house, all pretty like Tree's in front of my house on the street kinda The evil "Cricket Tree" I refuse to go under at night.. eek Apple Tree My 5 Bedroom oldddd school Farm House... My Piece of Shit Car *ownd*: 1990 Pontiac Grand Am ^_^ I bought it myself, had it worked on 'n paid for it myself, Blew the engine MY DAMNED SELF!

Erotic
He came to me from out of the heavens, As I was standing alone. My heart so heavy and ladden with fears, The road ahead of me so long. His words rang so true, They swept my tears away. He comforted me, cared for me, Made me complete, He showed me the way. Honor was his light, Peace was his strength, Happiness was his goal, Love is my reward. Although we have just begun, Time will take us on this journey, Hand in hand we will explore, All God meant us to know. First step being the hardest, That one we have made. Our journey we are beginning, Our destination unknown. Honor being our guide, Peace being our strength, Happiness being with us, Love our reward. It felt so nice and seemed so right, The words she read seemed to ignite a passion, a zest for life, felt once long ago, or was it a dream, am I dreaming now. Why is this so inviting and warm? It's mere words I see.... yet the passion they do stir inside of me... I want to throw my head ba

Stripping!
Sweet Victoria Takes a Shower in her F*CK ME shirt Music Video:HOLY PORNOGRAPHY (by Funny Videos)Music Video Code provided by Video Code Zone

Writing Right Now!
“Mathew,” Tilly asked during lunch in the cafeteria, “can you please come over tonight and help me with this trigonometry?” She flipped through the pages of the current chapter they were studying and the numbers and symbols that met her eyes might have well have been French. It seemed she had an incapacity to grasp the concepts the advanced math course’s teacher attempted to educate. “Can’t Tills,” her best friend answered back, “I have basket ball practice tonight. We have the big game against Donovan High School on Friday, and if I miss a practice coach won’t let me play.” She felt the tears begin to well up and her bottom lip poked out. It was a trick she became adept at during an early age. Now, that she was a young teenager, the talent came without coxing at the instant it was called upon. “Aw, Tills,” Mathew shrugged. “Now, don’t cry.” “You know how I’m doing i

To My New Extended Family
Say hello to my little Friend!! Most all of you know that I had recently found my Biological father and that This past weekend was the first time I had met him. It was one of the most fundemental times in my life. I can't even begin to find the words to express to you how wonderful it truly was. I wanted to share some pic's here and as well create a blog with pic's.Please know that as you view these pictures that even though I may be tearful in most, it was tears of joy...not sorrow.I love each of you~Jill"OUR FIRST EMBRACE""A DREAM COME TRUE, TO BE SO CLOSE TO MY DAD""FINALLY ANOTHER DREAM COME TRUE, I HAVE BOTH OF MY PARENTS WITH ME FOR THE FIRST TIME IN MY LIFE!""MY MOMS SHOULDER IS ALWAYS THERE TO LEAN UPON...ALWAYS!""A PROUD MOMENT IN MY LIFE, MY FATHER AND MY CHILDREN BY MY SIDE""MY FATHER, WITH HIS GRANDCHILDREN""MY BIOLOGICAL AUNT JOAN, ME & MY DAD""SAYING GOOD-BYE WAS THE HARDEST THING TO DO"Unless you have

Union Jack's Ponderings....
Each player of this game starts with 6 weird things or habits about themselves. People who are tagged should write a blog with their own 6 weird things or habits, and state this rule clearly. Choose 6 people to be tagged, list their names, leave them a comment and tell them they are tagged and to check your blog for details. It's fun! 6. I fall for the wrong types of chicks. 5. I take the side of the underdog, only to discover why no one likes them. 4. I need complete privacy in the water closet to relax enough to do my business 3. I'm a clean freak (both me and my environment) 2. I'm a work-a-holic 1. I'd rather hunt people than hunt animals. (MUHAHAHAHA)... I'm an animal lover and think they have more right to life than most people. koolchick4u Sarah Kitten1968 Britfanjojo knightskitty Liz Things to do at Wal-Mart while your shopping buddy is taking their sweet time: 1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples carts when th

I Want You..........
Just cause I'm curious to see who isn't scared to say hi.... 503-207-0299 Be good with my # if your gonna call ;-) Cheerz~*B* It wont upload until I get it to resize to just 1mb (*rolls eyes*) so heres my test run in a blog :P LOL Im gonna make a slideshow on my front page too if you so choose to read the WANTED BODY GUARD blog and bulletin and go through with it!! *hint hint* LOL

My Space
HI there I did it I created http://www.myspace.com/HotAlyse add me

Thinking Blog
DAMNIT I NEED SLEEP LOL N I CANT SLEEP HELP LMAO MY HEAD KILLIN ME AND IM STRESSED OUT I NEED TO GO GET REALLY DRUNK AND STAY THAT WAY A COUPLE DAYS LOL LORD HAVE MERCY IM BABBLING AGAIN OK IM DONE LOL my family just needs prayer , we were told today that my cousins one yr old daughter might have cancer in the lymph nodes in her neck. i raised her mother so this is really breakin my heart..so if u could please keep them in your prayers i would appericate it thank u all for reading this here is a pic of the baby and her parents kelly n adam - her mom n dad kayliegh i had my one yr old at the hospital and she has pneumonia and urinary tract infection she is very ill been keep a temp between 100.8 and 105 .. so if i dont answer im busy with her so be patient and if u cant then block me bc u dont need to be my friend bc my kids are always first and 2nd my contest was postponed and thats actually a good thing for me right now ok much love and peace to u

Life
ok tell me wut yall think... ok say this guy asks u out and all of a sudden stops talkin 2 u and says ur like nothing 2 him and then u later find out that he got engaged 2 another girl while he was wit u ...while all them nites he told u he luved u and everything.... i dont understand how guys can stoop so low as 2 hurt sum1 they supposedly luv...i just wish i can stop gettin hurt all the time bc every guy i been wit hurt me in sum way 2 make me leave ... i dont no wut i did 2 them but now im done wit men.. ok so i no a guy i really really like and he nos who he is. well he has a friend that is always like hatin on my bc i like him... like litterally comin 2 me and bitchin me out. well apperantly its wrong to ask for return luv when u luv so many ppl a day... like i literally rate a ton of pics a day and hardly get any return luv.. like whats with that? and well she watches my status so she starts trouble according to that .. ive noticed it.. and then theres the leaving comments... if

Deep Thoughts...kinda
that show is bad news. all of a sudden the girl im dating thinks she can "change" me. The show is entertaining to me, but i'd like to know, how many of you try to change the other person? whatever happened to liking someone for who they are? i know, there are adjustments that need to be made but the fact of the matter is, we are who we are because of YEARS of becoming like this. this is a slight issue i have with dating slightly older girls...hmmmm anywho, funny video: fisting? sorry had to add another funny video..this one pertaining to the subject...kinda

Auction!
Fu-Owned Auction 5! "Happy Valentines Day!" Wanna be my Valentine? Well now you can have me as your Valentine for 30 days! Click the tag to place that ridiculous bid or just to rate it since rates count big too! XOXOX *muah* TY! =) It's a His & Her Valentines Day Auction! Click the pic to show me love by rating & bidding on me =) xoxox (more offers in the comments - check 'em out, click the pic!) Click The Pic To Bid! =)

My Poetry.
Lovers 8/13/07 Lovers entwined, In body and in mind, Hearts connected, Feel their love projected, Passionate words said, No longer shall they pray for death, Entrapped in each other’s eyes, No more betrayals and no more lies, Loving words said in their lover’s ear, Whispered low so no one else can hear, Arms locked in a tight embrace, Gazes never straying from the others face, A simple touch, Will never be enough, For these two lost souls, Who make each other whole. Kind of..my softer side exposed. =) Losing Time 10/18/07 Cage my heart and my evil thoughts, prove that all I've done is for naught, reject my ideals; ignore my beliefs, continue living within a world so bleak, differences; they become so few, when one is afraid to begin anew, passion begins to ebb away, minutes fade to hours of long, endless days, the world moves on but you stay in place, life and vibrancy slowly fade from your face, time soars by; but you're stuck in the past, pr

Quotes
THE LAW IS THE LAW ! This is one of the better e-mails I have received in a long time! I hope this makes its way around the USA several times over!!!!! So Be It! THE LAW IS THE LAW So if the US government determines that it is against the law for the words "under God" to be on our money, then, so be it. And if that same government decides that the "Ten Commandments"are not to be used in or on a government installation, then, so be it. I say, "so be it," because I would like to be a law abiding US citizen. I say, "so be it," because I would like to think that smarter people than I are in positions to make good decisions. I would like to think that those people have the American public's best interests at heart. BUT, YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE I'D LIKE? Since we can't pray to God, can't Trust in God and cannot post His Commandments in Government buildings, I don't believe the Government and its e mployees should participate in the Easter and Christmas celebrations which

All About Me
Movie Quotes Quite The Movie Buff!You really know your movie quotes! Or maybe you are just a really good guesser. Either way, Great Job! Take this test i have been thinking of ways to say it, but here is goes. my best friend is going to marry his other best friend. which is not me (hehe) but me and him have been through alot together, and he knows that he is always in my heart no matter what. we have this connection that maybe only a few people would undestand, but to say the least i am proud of him and i wish him the best of luck in the future (just remembre to call every so often hehe) well i know that there are wedding bells in your future and i will do my best to help out as much as i can, even tho i am all the way up here. well the is all today i hope that everyone has a good night. hope you like the pic that i found for you guys (hehe) luv ya * huggs* and *kisses* as i wave goodbye to you, my heart aches for you, fore my words have not done justice, my voice not l

Now What To Think?
MWAHSIES!!! You're so beautiful. When i see you it gets harder to breathe. My pulse quickens my body loosens and relaxes you make me feel more than just good i feel whole. You're what my being was lacking the second half of an incomplete soul. You make me more than whole. So much more and i have never had anything or anyone who has meant so much to me. You give and make me so much more than the average ordinary man. It's because you are extraordinary in every way. A living miracle that happens to me day and night and has blessed me in so many ways. A molevolent anger fleeting images of freedom. Timed bliss never enduring. Peace leaves in its wake agony. Another pill for a moment of pleasure. Why don't good feelings come without a cost? They do but i don't know if I could take the feeling of such loss a second time. Will you join me on this journey? Dare I leave? Questions and uncertainty cost more than life itself. Live, love, lament, lost and left. So begins another epic sojourn i

Funny!!
http://www.MillionaireMatch.com/v/MelissaRose7 I would like to invite you to join my circle of friends on MillionaireMatch.com - the best of its kind in the world. By joining my network, you can 1. Find people in my or others' circles who share your interests. 2. Post or read forums. 3. Create / read blog / news. 4. Add favorite videos or enjoy latest interesting videos. 5. Find out how popular you are. Also you can chat with new or old friends, find a date, and so much more. http://www.MillionaireMatch.com/v/MelissaRose7 1. Fill up your car or truck in the morning when the temperature is still cool. Remember that all service stations have their storage tanks buried belowground; and the colder the ground, the denser the gasoline. When it gets warmer gasoline expands, so if you're filling up in the afternoon or in the evening, what should be a gallon is not exactly a gallon. In the petroleum business, the specific gravity and temperature of the fuel (gasolin

My Poetry Hope You Enjoy It
You say you want Someone who will like you for you You say you want Someone who wont mind if you have guy friends You say you want Someone who is not in love with an ex You say you want Some one you can trust You say you want Someone that wouldn't mind you going out with friends You say you want Someone whos not scared to say I love you You say you want Someone that will show you off to their friends You say you want Someone who will cuddle with you at night You say you want Someone who can cook You say you want Someone who wants you more then just for sex I say let me be that someone Cause I am that someone I am a solider I do not choose where I go I do not choose who I fight I choose to defend your freedom I choose to defend my country I choose to fight for you I choose to fight for them I cannot tell you what to do I cannot tell you what to say Many have died for the red white and blue And I would do the same to keep these colors flyin

Little Things That Are Important!
On January 19th 2007 I had a double pulmonary embolism. If you don't know what that is a Pulmonary embolism is an obstruction of a blood vessel in the lungs, usually due to a blood clot, which blocks a coronary artery. Pulmonary embolism is a fairly common condition that can be fatal. According to the American Heart Association, an estimated 600,000 Americans develop pulmonary embolism annually; 60,000 die from it. As many as 25,000 Americans are hospitalized each year for pulmonary embolism, which is a relatively common complication in hospitalized patients. Even without warning symptoms, pulmonary embolism can cause sudden death. Treatment is not always successful. I barely survived. I passed two clots into my lungs. I don't tell most people this because it's a personal thing and few friends know all the details. I spent 11 days in the hospital, 4 in ICU. I spent almost a year on blood thinners trying to dissolve these massive clots in my lungs. I am lucky to be alive today. I'm w

Stories
BREAKING NEWS: The Pity Train has just derailed at the intersection of Suck It Up & Move On, and crashed into We All Have Problems, before coming to a complete stop at Get the Heck Over It. Any complaints about how we operate, can be forwarded to 1-800-waa-aaah with Dr. Sniffle Reporting LIVE from Quitchur Bitchin'. If you like this, repost it. If you don't...suck it up princess! Life doesn't revolve around you.. A few facts about.... "THE KING" By now even the most casual fan probably is familiar with a number of factoids and curiosities about The King. So, in memoriam, let's go beyond peanut-butter-and-banana sandwiches and explore a few things you may not know about Elvis. I compiled this list with the help of my father-in-law, Larry Geller, who as Elvis's former hairstylist is full of anecdotes and little-known facts about the man and the legend. --According to Robert Sillerman, former CEO of the company that owns 85% of Elvis Presley Enterprises, there are more than 84,000 perfo

Things
hey everyone in fuland, Im writing this blog to tell all my friends that Im gonna be leaving fu. Well not really leavin just more like wont be around much anymore, but when Im home I'll try to stop in and say hello to all the great fu friends I've met here on fubar. Im going back to truck driving now so I wont be home but every 2 or 3 weeks for just a couple days b4 I have to leave back out on the road again. I miss being on the road and had to give it up for awhile back when I was still with my ex-wife a few yrs ago, but I have been given the opportunity to drive again and I really miss it. There's nothing here where I live to keep me grounded at home anymore so I feel that this is the best thing for me atleast for now until something else comes along or something else changes in my life for the better. Well I'll miss all the great fu's Ive met here on fubar You know what is sad, when you see a status that says: Say a prayer for all that have given everything. Need 1 more pimp out to

Myself
What part of QUIET didn't you understand? Everyone needs to feel secure...... Couldn't help it Ma, that first step is a killer.. Now what do I do??? It's in there somewhere, I just know it!! I really need to get going, but I just can't seem to get motivated..... Man...I'm getting so fat I can hardly scratch my own butt!!! These morning walks are killing me.. HEY! Gimme my ball back!!! I said go to sleep.... Nice doggie...Good boy! A little power nap.... Sleeping in again...

Just A Blog For You To Know
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What's Up With Me...long Version!!!
I am so blown away by the many wonderful people that I have met here! I want to say THANK YOU! Why? Because so many of you have been impacted by what is happening in my life...you've opted to sign the back of your driver's license as an organ donor...THAT'S A BIG DEAL! THANK YOU! THANK YOU! THANK YOU! Please know that there are HUNDREDS of people waiting for a heart, kidneys, lungs, corneas, and everything in between...even skin grafts (burn victims)! Your thoughtfulness will help MANY people! GOD BLESS EACH ONE OF YOU! I LOVE YOU! MMMUAH BABY!!! Hi y'all! An update on the progress of my heart transplant... Mom drove me to my appointment with the cardiologists at the transplant center in Dallas, today...we were chatty cathies all the way there! We had a good ole mommy/daughter time! In case I hadn't shared with you...my CT Scan of July 8th came back BEAUTY-FULL and all my innerds look good (sorry took so long to update that)! As of July 12th it is officially OFFICI

Hate Being Used
ok i have this person harssing my family ok and some of my friends. it happens on yahoo 360 im really hateing that. now i found out the other day she now has a myspace. man myspace and here is the only freedom that i have from her. now i dont go on myspace anymore because of that. that just upsets me really bad. she says that my mother in law was never in the service i know in fact she was. well found out she can go to jail just for saying that lie. god that would so cool. i know alot of you on here are moms. im a frist time mom with a 19 month old son. i have to ask this what did you do for potty training your kids. cause its really hard i did not think this was going to be hard it is. he just wants to stand up like his dad. i know lol thats a big boy thing lol ok i think this is rude. when someone ask you can you come to rate there pics or them and they well rate you too. you go to help out then they never come to your page. i think thats really really rude and im not going to rate t

Army Of Darkness
BOMBING BATTLE OF THE SEXES!!!!! Sponsered by: Dreams and Screams Lounge 1. You may bomb anyone even yourself. 2. Your only comments count. 3. The three men and women with the most comments WIN. 4. The top man and woman will OWN the 3 members of the opposite sex with the least comments. 5. The second highest man and woman will choose 2 of the 3 members of the opposite sex with the least comments and will own them. 6. The third highest man and woman will own the remaining member of the opposite sex that is not owned by the second highest. 7. It is up to you to promote yourself. 8. I am Only in this for the points! 9. At the end of Two Weeks the battle will end and the folder will be closed and no more comments will be allowed until a winner has been declared. 10. You could end up owning someone and you could end up being owned.....lets find out how popular YOU ARE!!!!! What Do You Get From The Person You Own??? The effects of the ownership will la

Daily Note
Happy Fall to all my Fu Friends,Snuggle up and keep warm ;) Winter is on its way~! {{Luv & Hugs}} ~~~~~Micki-Blue-Eyes DSC/FRIENDSHIP CIRCLE Mï¢kï-ßlµê-È¥ê§ ~{Ðïr†¥ §ðµ†h Çrêw}Çð-£ðµñÐêr 𣠆hê £rïêñЧhïþ Çïr¢lê'@ fubar ALTOONA, BLAIR COUNTY The federal and state governments are both looking to tax tobacco. President Barack Obama signed the State Children’s Health Insurance Program into law Wednesday. One of the S-CHIP’s funding sources is a hike in tobacco taxes. And that comes at the same time that the state wants to increase its tobacco tax to help the budget. People that own tobacco shops say the tax hikes are going to hurt them and their customers. And one man said it could put him out of business. ********************RYO PEOPL

Music & Poetry
In my dreams I see her face I feel her touch, I see her smile I feel the warmth of her embrace She bids me rest just for awhile In my dreams she says she loves me My loneliness is at an end Then I wake, and she is gone The nightmare begins again Lie to me, tell me you love me, for just one moment make me believe Hold me closely, kiss me sweetly, and tell me you will never leave Who cares how bad I'll hurt tomorrow, if you can take my pain away? Show me life without sorrow, even if only for a day I'll leave all thoughts of her behind, it doesn't matter if it's true For on the morrow shall I find someone who lies as well as you In your words I find comfort, in your heart I know love. In your eyes I find serenity, in your arms I know peace. When all others have broken me, at your touch shall I be mended. When all others have forsaken you, in my soul shall you be safe. You are my brightest star, lighting my way in deepest dark. When all others have burned out, never shal

Randy's Poetry
LOVE IS SO BEAUTIFUL   LOVE IS SO BEAUTIFUL AND EVERYONE CAN SEE, WHEN YOU FEEL IT YOUR HEART IS SET FREE.   WHEN I’M IN LOVE I FEEL SO GREAT, IT MAKES ME WANT TO CELEBRATE.   THERE COMES A TIME TO LAUGH AND CRY, BUT IT’S WORTH IT JUST GIVE IT A TRY.   SOME DAYS YOUR HAPPY, SOME DAYS YOUR SAD, BUT IF YOU TRY IT YOU WILL BE GLAD. THAT SOMEONE CAN CARE ENOUGH TO SHARE

My Blogs
I have a new name on here as well now and will be here and there workin on gettin everything transferred to there but for all my friends and those that wanna add me as a friend and so forth here is the link to the new profile http://cherrytap.com/user/441487 Ya know how much it sux when ya out on a date w/someone and cause ya tell them ya dont wanna have sex on the first night ya meet him and cause he gets pissy over it he leaves ya stranded and no place to go but to make shit worse he has ya backpack w/ya id and EVERYTHING in it in his car and then leaves on the fuckin sidewalk for any one given person to steal it? thankfully a good samaritian found it and turned it into police....there still are a few good people left in this world not very many tho Iam currently working on a new erotic story....when I finish it Ill have it on disc so if anyone would be interested in reading just let me know and Ill be able to email it to ya....Also if anyone knows where I could send my stori

Angel
My life is back on track. Shit that took forever. A couple things I have to workout with a friend of mine it seems though. But I am happy again. I'm content with who I am/who I am with. Which right now is no one, but I am okay with it finally. I've learned to let go of the thing I love most. Still love her, but it is easy to let go now because I might be optimistic, but I have never believed in fairy tale endings. My life has been oh-so filled with them [sarcasm]. I am happy with what I've got, and I can't wait to share it with someone. I saw my psychiatrist the other day...she told me to broaden myself...so im doin that...and she said "at this state I don't want to prescribe you anti-depressants"...she says she wants me to try cardio 1st...4 times a week for 30 minutes at a time or more because it helps balance serotonin levels in my fucked up head or somethin like that...well its an excuse to do cardio so...ok i will do it...she said i should stop seeing Jess...i told her she is my b

Original Songs And Poems By Me
You broke my heart One too many times Now you have crossed the line Abandoned me once, abandoned me twice I thought your unconditional love was mine I am telling you now up straight That you are too late The damage is done And no one has won But I wash my hands of you To build my life anew Go on without you by my side You are my demise You bring me down without a care It's much more than I can bare Moving on is what I need to do So this is Goodbye To You One day you will be judged by Him And maybe He is able to forgive The sins of betraying your blood The one person you are supposed to love A hole in my heart will be no more Flying high in the sky, I will soar The tears I shed will be no longer Because of it I will be stronger And for that I want to Thank You Not for the tears and not for the heartache Or the heartbreak But because you showed me what not to be And I can decide what is me I know I don't want to be like you Because my heart is filled with l

General Meanderings Of A Disturbed Mind
as you know i am no stranger to online romance and it has not exactly worked out well for me. but for some reason i am compelled to keep trying, but there is the biggest fear which is that the person the other end of the screen is having a good laugh at the sad person the other end. 5,000 fubucks, naming your puppy/kitten 7,000 fubucks, naming your any other pets excluding reptiles 10,000 fubucks naming your reptile 15,000 send me a colour swatch and i'll tell you what colour it is 20,000 i'll secretly laugh at you 100,000 ill promise something non-sexual 1,250,000 ill abstain from abusing americans for the entire period it takes me to get enough funds to achieve spotlight 5,000,000 ill say i love america in every mumm in a 1 hour period (hour to be chosen at my convenience) 10,000,000 ill buy a stars and stripes pair of underpants and send pics to donator. (please allow time for me to find said article, underpants not anything else, i know where THAT is)

Cybersomething
The problem is a glitch in the system. Keep the pics marked as NSFW, but un-mark the folder. That's what I had to do for my Literal "Private" folder lol this is funny someone rated your profile a '1'! someone rated your profile a '1'! someone rated your profile a '1'! someone rated your profile a '1'! someone rated your profile a '1'! Lol the funny is, I dont get much visited so I know who is who the person that rate me with 1, for me is ok but hahaha is funny Wooo hooo, yesterday in the night my grandmother give me a medicine from her tribe (she is indian from chorotega tribe in my country) and now I'm good, dont have fever and cold, only a little of cough and the bad mouth flavor for the medicine. Well that is all and sorry my bad english lol but if I write in spanish I dont think that you can understand only 7 or 10 of my friends lol

Poetry Or Some Shit
Warning this is a REALLY Fucked up story squeamish should not proceed.Please leave comments with your thoughts. Kidnapped Harem(Chapter 1) By The Master Nine inch nails is playing in the background and the drum's Boom Pssh Boom Pssh is drowning out the screams. Intentionally he plays this when he calls to mating his harem. All 5 neighborhood women Kidnapped and bound in his soundproofed basement. Only he can hear the screams when he violates them in various ways while they're tied up in several positions. The oldest is 45 she has her arms shackled to the wall and her feet bound to the floor so she is forced to lean over with her now reddened ass in the air. He masturbates to the squealing everytime he smacks her ass with his cattle prod. SMACK (EEEEEE) Smack(EEEEEE) "Squeal Bitch Squeal" He exclaims after each sharp torture he inflicts on her naked bottom. "Leave her alone you Sick Fuck" shouts his newest acquisition he refers to as Tori. She appears to be 19 or 20 to him but to be hon

All About Me.
well after 4 years. i got kinda tired of not being able to keep friends outside of the military, and decided that life was not for me. in 1998 i got out, and moved to Tucson Az where my parents had moved to. While i was in the navy i met a girl on the internet, and had been talking to her for a while.. well after a couple years in tucson (working for microsoft, and running a couple of internet service providers) i moved this girl here to be with me. her and her daughter moved in with me and we lived together for a year before she decided she didn't love me any more and on my birthday, took her daughter and moved in with some guy she met off the net. it took me two years to get over this girl, to this day i still have no idea what i could have done wrong to make her want to move, but i'm over all that. So in thsoe two years. i was alone all the time, living with my parents (she left me with a lot of bills and i had to declare bankruptcy.. ) I even

T & J
OK , SO SOME OF YOU MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE SEEN MY RANT ON THIS.... JUST SO YOU KNOW WHAT IT'S ABOUT.... I CAME ON ONE MORNING (LIKE IN DECEMBER)TO SEE SOME SCUMBAG HAD LEFT ME SOME NASTY COMMENTS ON MY PAGE AND PICS AND HAD DOWNRATED THEM .... SUCH AS C*NT, WH*RE, ETC. ALTHOUGH I DIDN'T WANT TO, I WAS URGED BY MY FRIENDS TO MAIL SCRAPPER SO I DID... HERE IS HIS RESPONSE You just got to ignore it. Delete the comments and don't sweat it. Block the person and do not communicate with them. === '*HELLCAT*THE CONTEST IS ON!' spewed forth the following at '2006-12-22 05:01:53'.. > > Hi Scrapper > I awoke to some nasty comments left on my page today calling me a wh*re, c*nt, downrater (which I am not). Anything you can do? Thanks for your time. > HELLCAT SO, I LEFT THE COMMENTS, I FIGURED I'D LET EVERYONE SEE WHAT AN A$$ THIS GUY IS. OF COURSE I WENT TO HIS PAGE TO LEAVE A COMMENT BUT THE PU$$Y HAD ALREADY BLOCKED ME. YOU CAN STILL SEE THE COMMENTS HE LEFT ON MY PICS THAT I PUT "MAR

To All My Friends!!!
Here is how and the only way to get in...Is by one of 3 ways 1) Buy Me A Bling pack 25 credit( no less than that). It will get you in for 3 weeks! 2) Buy my A Cherry Bomb Bling or 3) Buy me an Auto 11 Bling Either of the last 2 will get you in for a month. I am always adding and will be taking certain ones out also...so if you want in there is the 3 ways to get there...NO EXCEPTIONS!! You may think it is a lot but my private pics show a lot!! And it is worth it to me! Once you buy me one of those I will let you in a soon as I get the message that it was purchased I will let you in and your time will start then. Any other questions PM Me. I had a relative who was in a accident this morning her children were with her. Her 11 yr old daughter died at the scene & the mother is in very critical condition they don't expect her to make it. Her son only had minor injuries. This accident was caused by her speeding because her kids were late for school she lost control going aroung

Bulletin
COME ROCK OUT IN THE NEWEST AND HOTTEST LOUNGE ON FUBAR, "SCREAMERS" AWAITS YOUR ARRIVAL ~THE HOTTEST WOMEN~ ~THE COLDEST DRINKS~ ~GREAT MUSIC~ ~GREAT FRIENDS~ ~MAKE IT YOUR LOUNGE~ LOOKING FOR A JOB IN A LOUNGE WELL COME ON OVER TO ~ SCREAMERS~ AND MEET SOME COOL PEOPLE AND GREAT FRIENDS WE'RE LOOKING FOR PEOPLE TO HELP, YOU MAY BE WHAT WE'RE IN NEED OF... GET YOUR BOOTIES IN HERE, WE'RE JAMMIN INSIDE!!! CLICK ON THE PIC TO ENTER Come Rawk Out In The Blood Moon! So Sexy & Tempting! Dj Selene

My First Ramblings Spewed Forth....
I really want to know what the current fascination with shaving is. I mean whats wrong with a bit of body hair? Its meant to be there, if it wasn't it wouldn't grow in the first place. To me you have to blame the porn industry for the fact that every women know things she has to be completely bald down stairs. And they are only doing it for a) hygine (i mean one money shot and your there for hours trying to clean it out your hairs) and b) so it doesn't obscure the filming. I mean its the same reason that there is a huge fascination with anal sex. Its in Porn so all men think its normal and expect there women to do it. But porn isn't real life, so why copy it? to paraphrase David Ducnovy from Californication, when im eating a girl out I like to know shes actually passed puberty. Im not talking some 70's afro, but nicely trimmed is so much better. And its starting in men now as well. I mean if your a cyclist or swimmer or whatever, then yeah shave your arms legs etc, but if your not i

Poetry
What mine eyes has seen is thus, A smile so fine  and truly beautiful tis truly glorious. The beating of my heart it overwhelms, I can chance think of another,  Then you turn and walk away, Sadly, never to discover my heart. Wud that you could love me if you could see me as I really am This person inside so aching to know you yet denied over and over again U see a shell, and not the Heart that resides and for this am I lost hopeless and empty and Love is my enemy.   They Call it Love, they say it's good but then it hurts, as it should Because it's a lie, it's fake, untrue and in your heart I know u kno this I kno you do. a fantasy, of another time an outdated concept, and sometimes a crime so fall IN LOVE yes play the game, and when you lose it's all the same, we're all losers, we just don't see it, loves an addiction and we cannot release it. I say to hell with love, it's antiquated No longer jonezin no longer jaded, to hell with love, and then I cry I'

Poetry From Lady Aimee
Battle of Love   The pain inside crowds my mind, Like a wave of confusion that blinds me all the time. A road I promised I wouldn't go down, Has been traveled without a doubt. I'm finding my self caught in a big battle. Over love for a man I know I'll never have. Why must I always go, Down a road without any hope? Just to watch me beg and plea, For just a little touch from thee. These thoughts crowd my mind. Leaving me no place to hide. Now all I wish to do is run away, and cry. I just wanted to be shown, The love that was given once. I look upon with sorrow, sadden eyes, And try so hard not to cry. But when you love someone, more than they will ever know. And you look into their eyes, without seeing the same inside. Just cuts you deeper than a knife, and makes you fight not to cry.

Just Stuff
HEY EVERYONE!!! I know it has been a while but i just wanted to let everyone know that I am doing much better and I will be back on air starting January 8th! Yes thats right THE ONE AND ONLY NAKED DJ EROTICA comes back on air with BAD SEED RADIO. I have been working there behinde the sences for a while and I am ready to take the air yet again! *kisses and hugs* Erotica I just wanted ya'll to know I am ok still sick and idk when i will be able to return to cherry tap or the station full time. I am doing everything I can to get better. I love you all!!! Mwah!!!!!!! Ok I have come to this decision after much thought and consideration. I am retireing from being a DJ. My Health is fading a lot faster than I would like and I just dont have the energy anymore. I love DJ'ing, but I have to put myself first. Hopefully after a few months I will be able to return to the air waves. I love the friends I have made as a DJ and I hope to keep them as friends. I will continue to support two stations

Assorted Poems
The shock electric, pleasure from one fingers soft touch on my... Ice cube, intense slowly melting in my hot wet... Fingers, caressing steadily rubbing. The cube ice relaxing, thawing cool, droplets trickling from my hot, wet, pink... I want to dig my teeth into your skin I want to make you squirm in painful delight I want you to overpower me and prove false anger onto my body I want you to enjoy this unnatural sin. I want to close my eyes and be surprised by the scratches left on my skin I want to scream in pain and ecstasy I long for your painful touch I long for your bruising lips. I long for the fleeting heart known only from pain and submission I long for the curling back and toes and tongue known only from complete overtaken. unnatural lusts pleasurable pain domination submission a world of reds blacks blues yellows blood bruises dirt tears and screams a world only of lust a world only of pleasure a world of backward loves a world of paining the o

Confessions...
I’ve decided to be catholic for the day and confess all my sins… Well not all that would take years obviously and a lot of pages… Maybe we should call this Confessions Chapter 1.     I had a crush on someone on fu. He intrigued me more then I was comfortable with. It ended badly that friendship but I blame myself for that. Yes I am still in love with Jeff and will always be but I will and still to this day believe that there are people out there that will catch your eye and inspire you. For what counts he did that! No there are no gory details about late nights… you people can be pervy!   When I got knocked up im pretty sure it was the night I had a threesome…   I have been with almost the same amount of boys as girls.   When I met Witchie she was a little hostile, but I have seriously never felt so close to a woman in my life. I can honestly say that I could see her everyday without getting annoyed   I don’t hate the shit hawk.   I

Life
I HAVE CAME TO THE CONCLUSION WHY I DONT LIKE FEMALES ALL THAT MUCH!!! THERE ARE ONLY A FEW FEMALES THAT I CAN ACTUALLY STAND TO TALK TO. I REALLY HATE IMMATURE FEMALES. THE ONES WHO SHOULD PROB ACT THEIR AGE! OH WELL BUT NO THIS TIME THERE IS A FEW ON THIS SITE WHO ARE TAKING THINGS WAY TO FUCKIN FAR! IF YOU GET BLOCKED HMMM GOOD SIGN IS THAT WE DONT WANT TO TALK TO YOU ANYMORE DOESNT MEAN YOU NEED TO MAKE A NEW ACCOUT SO YOU CAN HARASS THE SHIT OUT OF US. WOW.. ACTUALLY IM NOT EVEN REALLY WRITING THIS ONE ABOUT ME BECAUSE YEAH EVEN THOUGH THE GIRL THAT WAS HARASSIN ME MADE A NEW ACCOUNT AFTER I BLOCKED HER. I THINK SHE GOT THE POINT THAT I DIDNT WANT TO TALK TO HER... OR MAYBE SHE DIDNT WANT THIS ACCOUNT TO COME UP MISSING, I NOTICED THAT...I DONT PLAY GAMES ANYMORE I GET IT DONE RIGHT AND RIGHT TO THE POINT FUCK ALL THE MONKEY BUSINESS!! ITS STUPID YOU KNOW JUST BECAUSE YOUR MISERABLE DONT MEAN YOU HAVE THE FUCKIN RIGHT TO TRY TO MAKE EVERYONE ELSE MISERABLE, ESSPECIALLY MY FRI

Just Rambling Thoughts
As I write this my heart is aching with pain and I think maybe I will never be able to write again. We used to spend every moment together. Now you simply disappear. At first I would get angry. Now I only feel a painful hurt. Last night I gave you a gift but you did not even take the time to look at it there was a deep burning hurt my heart. Again tonight you said you would be right back and never returned. I can understand once or twice but not every night. I will never let the hurt show on my face. Maybe only a single tear drop falling down my cheek will betray my feelings, give you a glimpse, a shadow, or a trace of my true thoughts. I want to smile as I look up at the sky. I want to watch the moon brighten the night. I want to watch the clouds pass above making whimsical designs. I want the stars to guide me and I want wings to lift me and let me fly. Right now I suffocate when I try to breathe. These chains you have bound upon me will not release my body. I am sad becaus

It Never Fricking Ends....
OK, I’m not sure how this works but I’ve been given instructions to leave a message to everyone here. My name is Kevin Wolfe and I’ve been pretty much ordered to say that I’m Ross’s best friend. I’ve known Ross since junior school which would make it about 20 years now. We’ve grown up together and I’ve been with him through everything. I’ve known him from the very first den we made in the woods behind our houses through school, through college and through our adult lives and I can honestly say, I’ve never known anyone like him. He’s supported me through out my darkest times and he’s been my partner in crime in many a alcohol fuelled night out. Ross passed away on 14th March 2008. I spent the day with him on the 12th in hospital and he passed me a sheet of paper with a very long list of instructions. He asked me to go to this website and say goodbye to everyone. The following is a word for word copy of what he wrote - he wanted me to type this out exactly as he said it

For Our Troops
If you are a service member and would like access to my nsfw picks leave a comment here, I will be randomly selecting every day...my only request is~once you access my nsfw albums you leave a comment on my blog about them~ http://www.fubar.com/blog/307060/1057059 Also~I must be able to see pics of you in uniform! And not just one pic~anyone can get a pic from some one elses page!!! NO ONE has been disappointed! http://www.downsizinggovernment.org/Follow the above link and see how much we waste and receive absolutely nothing from it.  I have calculated that of the nine studies thus far, $17.5 trillion could be slashed out of the annual budget.  Of course it would be painful, however, take the savings and apply it to the $14 trillion debt, we would have a surplus of $3.5 trillion realized in the first year.  Interesting?  Imagine, just one more year at the current tax rate.  The following year we could be at 1% of income earned.  Imagine the new jobs and personal spending that would o

My Shit
I'm just writing a little note to say Happy birthday to my friend Daniel Roblee, He would of been 19 today but he passed away August 12, 2004..Still think about you everyday beautiful and I know you're still up there looking down at all of us, We Miss You Like Crazy Boy..Happy 19th Birthday Baby Boy Also its my friend Olivias birthday too, Happy Birthday Darlin =] ALSO..HAPPY EASTER EVERYONE hehe/div> Omg..i'm so fucking happy right now..it started off as any other boring day..but then I got a text message from my friend that told me my prego friend had her baby today :D:D hes sooo fucking cute too =) i'll upload a picture eventually:) He was born at 5:28 am weighing 8 Pounds 4 Ounces ..[Nicole].. - - - - says: I have hardcore hiccups LOL x0x..(((.l|l..Coÿÿupted..l|l.)))..x0x.. ..x0x....{{..It.All.Seems.So.Unclear..}} says: me too x0x..(((.l|l..Coÿÿupted..l|l.)))..x0x.. ..x0x....{{..It.All.Seems.So.Unclear..}} says: wtf x0x..(((.l|l..Coÿÿupted..l|l.)))..x0x.. .

Funny
WHAT IS RACISM You pass me on the street and sneer in my direction. You call me "Whiteboy," "Cracker," "Honkey," "Whitey," "Caveman" and that's OK. But when I call you, nigger, Kike, Towelhead, Sand-nigger, Camel Jockey, Beaner, Gook, or Chink you call me a racist. You say that whites commit a lot of violence against you, so why are the ghettos the most dangerous places to live? You have the United Negro College Fund. You have Martin Luther King Day. You have Black History Month. You have Cesar Chavez Day. You have Yom Hashoah You have Ma'uled Al-Nabi You have the NAACP. You have BET. If we had WET(White Entertainment Television) we'd be racists. If we had a White Pride Day you would call us racists. If we had white history month, we'd be racists. If we had an organization for only whites to "advance" our lives, we'd be racists. If we had a college fund that only gave white students scholarships, you know we'd be racists. There are over 60 o

More Then A Feeling
Have you ever felt.. those sad butterflies.. or the very hurtful ones.. yeah. thats how you make me feel you give me ALL kinds, but you don`t seem to care & theres nothing i can do about it... i feel horrible i hate this feeling, this feeling of self doubt, that i`m not good enough or something it sucks; i just want it to disapear, i want you to disappear, no i just want you to stop hurting me, leading me on, or whatever your doing. i hate it how i let you play with my heart, its out in the open.. and i let you crush it and then build it up again, and then let it fall to peices once more.. i should just lock up my heart & never give away the key. i can`t do this anymore, the hard thing is.. you've got me totally hooked, every time i see you, or hear your voice i go weak.. & it seems as tho theres nothing i can do about it and i just wish i could let you go.. & your not even THAT special.. just to me.. you have no idea. i don`t no how to explain the way i feel about you. i just ugh. wha

My Personal Crap
Well I'm back!!!! Had to take a trip to the county :( but at least now I got my probation taken care of YAY!!!! No more warrants on me :D I missed you all so much!! I hope everyone has been doin good. Lovers Ya, Lexi well, I have NEVER ever known my real father, so I looked him up on the internet the other day and got his number and called. well I got voicemail and left a message, blah, blah...well, he called em and I talked to him for the first time in my life, I mean seriously, I have never even sen apic of him or nothing. So ling story short, I talked to him and he was happy to hear from me, yeah I know maury moment right, but I got pics from him and I am shocked, seriously, look at this shit, Im sorry Im just emotional as hell right now, I dont know how I should feel.... but look at these pics... Well, I just broke up with my Bf, via voicemail cause he didnt answer..... But Im just tired of his little games. He tries to make me a weak minded

My Funny Situations
->joker6: yeah they go with my ass hairs joker6: nice tits i somehow didnt save the shoutout but omg lol my dam typing gets me in trouble so much lately a person named bob says hi to me omgggggg guess what i said hugssss bobo omg omg im laffin sorry about that bob it really was a typo xoxo I was out with a friend at the bar and some younger men were all at a table and this one kept following me around yelling i want to fuck u he was getting annoying but i kept it cool...so needless to say some other friends joined me and my friend and we proceeded to have quite a few shooters..it was closing time and this man was still coming around saying i want to fuck u out loud no respect i just got up to leave and i went to the washroom came out my friends were waiting for me at the car we were going in and what the hell buddy has asked for a ride home from the driver and dam her she said yes so we pile in i get in the back and that guy gets in beside me..im like just fkn great...so we proceed

Boredom...=^)
Ok,so...I really dislike when ppl hate on other peoples talents I mean straight put down or hate on ppls vids.or songs etc.. I mean if someone plays the guitar and you say oh i've heard better its like ok u've heard better, but can YOU do better? Huh? What? I DIDNT THINK SO! Same with dance for example (Person 1) "Oh i can do that" (Person 2 *dancer*) "Oh so you can do piroettes? let me see you do 3 now go...." *starts out half way through falls on butt* (Perosn 2 *dancer*) "Yeah thats what I thought." The thing i'm trying to put out there is please dont critizise unless you can do better and prove it. Like on youtube there are haterz and you go on their profile what do you see? No videos at all and its like Wtf!? you have no damn room to hate cause you have no vids and prob couldnt do better anyways.For example some people critizise the final dance scene of Center Stage (look at the vid its in my stash) their all like "Oh its non-relaistic!" and "Omg! thats not possible" and its like

Dawnita's Thoughts
If you're asking if I need you,the answer is forever...If you're asking if i'll leave you,the answer is never...If you're asking what I value,the answer is you...If you're asking if I love you,the answer is I do. A Woman's Tears "Mom, why are you crying?" he asked his mom. "Because I'm a woman" she told him. "I don't understand," he said. His mom just hugged him and said, "and you never will." Later the little boy asked is father, " Why does mother seem to cry for no reason?" "All women cry for no reason" was all his dad could say. The little boy grew up and became a man, still wondering why women cry. Finally he put in a call to GOD. When GOD got on the phone the man said, "GOD, why do women cry so easily?" GOD said: "When I made women she had to be special. I made her shoulders strong enough to carry the weight of the world; yet, gentle enough to give comfort. I gave her an inner strength to endure childbirth and the rejection that many times comes from her childr

Aa In The Night
Just sitting here playing with my new toy. It is big and thick and really packs a punch! Anyone else have a fav toy? What is it? AA

Ruffone's Blogs
Two Choices What would you do?....you make the choice. Don't look for a punch line, there isn't one. Read it anyway. My question is: Would you have made the same choice? At a fundraising dinner for a school that serves learning-disabled children, the father of one of the students delivered a speech that would never be forgotten by all who attended. After extolling the school and its dedicated staff, he offered a question: "When not interfered with by outside influences, everything nature does is done with perfection. Yet my son, Shay, cannot learn things as other children do. He cannot understand things as other children do. Where is the natural order of things in my son?" The audience was stilled by the query. The father continued. "I believe that when a child like Shay, physically and mentally handicapped come s into the world, an opportunity to realize true human nature presents itself, and it comes in the way other people treat that child." Then he told the fol

I Am A Nasty Bitch?
I am miserably grouchy and irritable:) I leave for Vacation first thing in the A.M. though. I guess the stress of struggling to open my own(R.E.) office coupled by the fact that I cant even manage to keep a SUPER LONG DISTANCE internet realtionship without fucking it up and total PMS is just getting the best of me. So I will STFU & stop whining if you can make me smile?? I was just sitting here de-stressig sipping a teeny tiny Dirty Martini:) and in 5 minutes all this happened...lol Da Sox: hahaha Da Sox: whose lmfao now cunt? Da Sox: fuck u cunt ->Da Sox: dont know you Can't thin...: you walk into your bedroom only to find me there admiring myself in the mirror wearing your sexy lingerie ->Da Sox: lmao.......not for you hun Da Sox: do u have yahoo messenger? ->Da Sox: ok?....? Da Sox: i have a question for u ok? jeffrey: hi Matt: yum hi big_jim30: Sweet Fireman4ki...: helllo t0mmyboy5: so hot mike123: hey hey girl diverdown6...: hello there

Mardi Gras Dauphin Island
well i went back to the Cardiologist today to get the results of my test , and it aint good . he told me i need to have open heart operation to repair or replace a bad valve and that the right side of my heart is enlarged so i am doing a lot of thinking and trying to get prepared for whats to come. well Leslie has a light case of Jondas and they are keeping her till morning untill they can retest her and see if they can send her home Friday Heather has been discharged and is doing good i am just waiting on my 2 Ladies to come home! They let heather stay in the room cause she is breast feeding. Friday I took off from work to go to a doctors appointment when i got thru I met up with my Mom, and we went down to Coden to catch bait for fishing Saturday. When we arrived @ the site we would be catching bait there was a Mobile County Crew doing very little work " as usual " , but I mean to the point that half a dozen or so County workers had stopped working and walked out on the end o

Me
mp3 codes | John Michael Montgomery MP3s What it means to just be friends and how to move out of the friend zone If you’ve ever wanted to breakup with someone before you even date them, telling them “let’s just be friends” is the way to do it. Unlike a breakup with a boyfriend or girlfriend, you’re able to crush this person’s idyllic fantasies of your hypothetical romance when it’s at its peak. No longer will they scribble your name in their notebooks, nor will they try to count the freckles in your eyes when they talk to you. By saying these words, you have a 99 percent chance of hearing this person’s heart break, even if you’re saying it over instant messenger. Yup, it’s that powerful. Think about it, they’re just about the worst four words that you could ever tell someone. So why do we say them? They’ve crossed my lips, I’ll admit. For each victim there was a different reason why I knew ‘we’ just wouldn’t work out. For one it was lack of chemistry and for another, it wa

>;o
so... this day is lame... and I am alone for the 2nd year in a row. Not that that is different from every day for the past year and a half. I think I am gonna seduce my hand. A little candle light, I might even sing to it or something. If things aren't working out, I'll slip it a roofie. Hey Ladies. I'm Going To Be Holding A "Sexiest Female Smile" Contest. I'm Looking For Contestants Now. I Have Room For 15-20 People. So If You're Intrested Click The Link Below And Send Me A Private Msg. Contest Will Be By Most Comments And Will Go From Friday Noon To Sunday Noon Eastern Time. Prizes Will Be: 1st: Diamond Ring And A Pic Made By Me. 2nd: 5,000 Cherry Bucks Spent Anyway You Want. 3rd: 3,000 Cherry Bucks Spent Anyway You Want. Let Me Know A.S.A.P -RaiD LAME

Love And Forgiveness
WHO CAN REALLY SAY WHAT HAPPINESS IS OR ISNT? CAN YOU TELL ME WHAT HAPPINESS IS OR ISNT? WHEN I SEE MY FRIENDS FOR THAT MOMENT I FEEL WHAT I THINK IS HAPPINESS BUT IS IT REALLY HAPPINESS? WHEN I SPEND TIME WITH MY FRIENDS I FEEL WHAT I THINK IS HAPPINESS BUT IS IT REALLY HAPPINESS? WHEN HE SAYS "I GET LOST IN THE BEAUTY OF YOUR FACE OR THE SPARKLE OF YOUR SMILE OR THE TWINKLE IN YOUR EYE", I FEEL WHAT I THINK IS HAPPINESS BUT IS IT REALLY HAPPINESS? WHEN HE SAYS "I LOVE YOU, I WANT YOU, I NEED YOU", I FEEL WHAT I THINK IS HAPPINESS BUT IS IT REALLY HAPPINESS? HAPPINESS TO ME WAS THE LITTLE BOY I GAVE BIRTH TO AND GAVE TO GOD ALL WITHIN A 4 HR SPAN. I CAN TRULY SAY I WAS HAPPY WHEN I GAVE BIRTH TO HIM AND YES HE BROUGHT HAPPINESS INTO MY LIFE. THE HAPPINESS WAS THE 5 1/2 GESTATIONAL TIME PERIOD THAT WE SPENT TOGETHER. HAPPINESS WAS WATCHING HIM TAKE THOSE THREE TIME LITTLE GASPS OF AIR. HAPPINESS WAS FEELING HIS HEARTBEAT FOR 4 HOURS, BUT MY HAPPINESS ENDED WHEN HIS HEART STO

Cowboy11
One day a mother died. And on that clear, cold morning, in the warmth of her bedroom, the daughter was struck with the pain of learning that sometimes there isn\'t any more. No more hugs, no more lucky moments to celebrate together, no more phone calls just to chat, No more \"just one minute.\" Sometimes, what we care about the most goes away. never to return before we can say good-bye, Say \"I Love You.\" or \"I Miss You\" ¸...¸ __/ /____ ,·´º o`·,/__/ _/_ //____/ ```)¨(´´´ | | [1] | | [1]| | |[1] || |l±±±± ¸,.-·²°´ ¸,.-·~·~·-.,¸ `°²·-. :º° So while we have it . . it\'s best we love it . And care for it and fix it when it\'s broken . and take good care of it when it\'s sick. This is true for marriage .... and friendships And children with bad report cards; And dogs with bad hips; And aging parents and grandparents. We keep them because they are worth it, Because we cherish them! ¸....¸ __/ /____ ,·´º

Blah
so i quit smoking and started working out pretty heavy about 4 days ago, and ive alreaddy lost an inch off of every part of my body except the bust, lol but i can live with that haha, it may not seem like much but thats just 4 days so im pretty excited so i wish i had never let myself get out of shape, lol. i was jogging today for the first time in a few months you know i quit smokin a couple days ago now im bustin ass to get back in shape well anyways i over did it today to the point where my ankle tried to give out on me, lol but i got back up and kept going then i decided i gotta work on my ass so im running up and down the steps and my legs are so fucking sore right now they feel like their gonna fall off, lol what a predicament Bethies gonna do a gift giveaway. 4,000 comments for a ring 10,000 for a motor cycle 2,000 for diamond earings 1,500 for a mens bracelet these are just examples, ill do any gift youd like other then vic gifts (because im not a vic) lol

Getting To Know Someone
Hornyscopes!! AQUARIUS Jan 21 - Feb 19 Ruling Planet: URANUS. The God of unexpected sexual twists and turns Aquarians make much better friends than lovers, but when a typical Aquarian gets some bang-bang, it's more an intellectual experience than an emotional one. Looks aren't important to Aquarians in a relationship, it's the mind and spirit of a lover that turns Aquarius on.They are very entertaining in bed and are probably the most inventive of all the signs.Mental stimulation is more important to them than physical, which means that pornography gets them hot! Aquarians are impatient and like sex to be fast and satisfying. They are very particular about hygiene and contraception and sleeping around holds little interest for them. FAVE POSITION Mutual masturbation. BEST SEX TOY A Dildo. Whether gay, straight, male or female, Aquarians will have some fun with this. AQUARIUS MALE IN BED He has amazing staying power in the sack. He can keep at it and control hims

Random
if you dont want your Fubucks Plz Send them to me.. they are located under gifts.. how to send em the reason i ask is im saving up for spotlight To contact me, jump on the next space shuttle and hitch a ride with the jetsons to a place called "Taxco 9" Here, you'll meet a guy named Faberuberwagen McSloogenlahgen, and ask him if he can drive you a place called "Adam's Villa". from there , you'll hich a ride on a sapcebus to my home planet "Liquid Density Measurement" and look fore the biggest castle on the planet made out of guranium, and knock on the door that says "For B's only". A guy named Tommy will greet you and he will try to kill you. Just say that he left the faucet on in the bathroom and he will run like hell to go turn it off. Finally, you'll see my personal butler named sean, and he will give you a piggy-back ride to my Super secret Uber Lair. And then I pull a lever and you fall into another dimension of eternal pain and suffering for all eternity. Have Fun!!! Nikki

Friends
Since i have been on Fubar i have made some awesum friends and have become very close to some of them especially.At this point of time in my life i am struggling with constant pain and am not on here as much as i used to be. This pain is slowly taking me out and is makin my life hell and with the medical system (which is really helpful and fast (NOT) I am truly struggling on a day to day basis. I am just writing this to let my close friends know that its not that i am trying to be rude and ignore them but i have very valid reasons for not being able to be on here as much as i once was. Im not saying at this stage im leaving FU im just struggling badly atm but i will always answ my msgs and i will also repay all the luv i get when and every chance i get . There are a few of you that are close to me know what is going down and understand but there are alot who dont and i jus wanted to assure yall that i am definately not trying to let any one down but jus wanted all to understand why i a

Rpg And Final Fantasy Videos
Final Fantasy VII Crisis Core Trailer.Add to My Profile | More Videos This is the third, but second useful trailer for Crisis Core. The first one just had voices and scenes from The Last Order, the second trailer was better, but this one is totally awesome. Yay for Zack finally having a last name - Fair! This will be for the PSP and is part of the FFVII Compilation and also the game I have been looking forward to more than anything else. Shadow Hearts II - Good Ending (Whole)Add to My Profile | More Videos Final Fantasy IX - Garnet's Song.Add to My Profile | More Videos

First & Foremost
Look at me Lust for me Long to be with me..... Imagine you in me Try to deny me Stop hiding from me..... Open yourself to me Be with only me Now please me..... Touch me Lick me Squeeze me..... Pinch me Scratch me Feel every bit of me..... Bite me Nibble me Grab me..... Hold me Never let go of me Come close to me..... Feel my lust Feel my determination Feel my love..... Love me always Keep me always Or walk away for aways..... By Diva K. Dayum, I listen to all the pain that thang called love has caused.... Dayum, I try ta understand why Love is burning sooo many good ass people... Dayum, why the hell are relationships going down when there was Love... Dayum, Love huh??? So if it's what we all want then why, huh why????? Love is about happiness...Seein that smile and that glimmer in ur eyes.... Love is about strength...Holding you down when the world shoots at you... Love is about loyalty...Being there when you push a

Friends
Women's Ass Size Study There is a new study just released by the American Psychiatric Association about women and how they feel about their asses. The results are pretty interesting: 1. 5% of women surveyed feel their ass is too big. 2. 10% of women surveyed feel their ass is too small. 3. The remaining 85% say they don't care; they love him; he's a good man and they would have married him anyway. On a hot summer day, a redneck came into town with his dog. He tied the dog under the shade of a tree and went into the bar for a cold beer. About 20 minutes later a policeman came into the bar and asked who owned the dog tied under the tree. The redneck said that it was his . The policeman said, "Your dog seems to be in heat." The redneck replies, "No way dog's in heat she's cool kawse I got 'er tied unner the shade tree." The policeman says, "No! You don't understand your dog needs to be bred. "No way," the rednec

Poetic
I am but fine sand, Meant for deepest blue of the darkest pit, I have been worn and fragmented, From ebb and flow of emotional discontent. I am but fine sand, Ever to be tread upon, I am small broken and jagged, But you have never felt such a soft blade as me. I am but fine sand, I am desired upon your flesh, I will make you remember that beautiful day, I am what you want me to be, And I, Am everlastingly soft. I am not like you, I am not a human, I am not so frail and weak, I am not so mean and cruel, I am nice and kind, Even when I am not happy still I am kind, Even when my heart is full of hate still I am nice, I am not so hateful and unkind as you, I am an animal, soft and sweet, I am not bitter and low as you, I am nice when I am sad, I will make you laugh when I cry, I love the people who can not love themselves, I am a friend when you need one most, And I can be a most vicious enemy if you hurt my family or friends,

Please Comment On My Book "dimention 27" Chapters 1-7 Early Draft
  "Dimention 27" Chapter one a lot to do with advertising Lock Downly the third was the last in a long line of space captains. His great grandfather the first Lock downly was known as the brilliant invention of the dimention jumper. The same inventor was now known as Lock Downly senior. After whom Captain lock downly the first took over, followed by Lock Downly the seccond, Who was replaced by Captain Lock downly squared. a clone of captain lock downly the seccond. and it was almost time for captain lock downly the third to walk in his fathers, granfathers, great grandfathers, and a clones, foot steps and Become a space captain and an inventor. incidentally it is this captain lock downly (the third one)to whom, who, whoms?... its the guy whos we follow in this adventure..... not his cryogenicaly frozen great grandfather, grandfather, his granduncle the clone, or his father, whom although not frozen for tax reasons or to preserve death along with the first the lock downly's I ass

Jimqiu
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Poetically Speaking
Her eyes are moonbeams bouncing off the crests of waves in a sea of unfathomable beauty. Her lips are rose petals, moistened with morning dew, and losing virginity to the glorious rays of the sun. Her skin, like a peach plucked from the Tree of Divinity, so sublime, so perfect and needless of any adornment. Her smile is the kiss from an Angel, sent straight from Heaven, whose only purpose is to woo my heart. And my heart, wooed in such a way is fain to be forever hers, like a bird''s song is to the morning's glory. a bird's flight is to a morning's breeze. I only meant to love you Not to cause you pain To be the one you’d cling to Your sunshine after the rain I know my words have stung you I feel I’ve scared your heart I’ve cried myself to sleep Because we’re still apart My greatest wish is to be with you For your love my soul does yearn We both have make mistakes We still have things to learn Forgive m

About Me
I love you in the Morning. I love you in the evening, And i love you at night. I love you when your wrong, And as much as when your right. I love you when your up, and even when your down. I love you when you smile, I feel badly when you frown. I love all of the wounderful ways that you show me that you care. I love the warm safe feeling of knowing that you are there. You can always make me smile when and with all the things you say and do. All of my smiles are made with love. With all the love I have for you. MY LOVE. 1.) A REAL MAN respects his mother and places his family first. 2.) A REAL MAN raises his kids, not JUST out of pocket either. 3.) A REAL MAN supports his woman to develop herself. 4.) A REAL MAN doesn't worry about what others depict as a real man. Walk in his shoes first and then tell him what makes him A REAL MAN. 5.) A REAL MAN doesn't Break Promises 6.) A REAL MAN calls you beautiful, not hot, sexy, or fine as fuck. 8.) A REAL MAN CAL

Stacie's Blog
Since my tat was marked NSFW, my entry is dropped. I was winning. Now, that pic has been in my folder for MONTHS. All of a sudden it was flagged? Can we say "cheaters"? Oh of course not! Because this is an adult site. 5k comments for a Corvette. No time limit! W00t, come help me out. Show off your pussy and win a mansion! Whoever gets the most comments by Friday, 3 PM EST will win the million dollar Mansion. Every entry will win a prize. A big pimpin prize! You must be in the picture with your cat. Yes, it's a pet cat contest! :) There will be 8 entries maximum, so hurry up and enter. Niah ~Official Fallouts~@ CherryTAP

Outdoorsman's Ramblings
http://www.fubar.com/user/2199702 Woohoo...back from Bama....hot and sticky down there! I can stand the heat...but...the humidity?? Man, I've been getting a lot of questions and my shoutbox is constantly full about me dressing in drag for charity. Here's the scoop. Every year, our community has a Male beauty pageant and this year was no exception. This event was to raise money for our local Boys and Girls Club. 3 years of me and my organization sponsoring "women" wasn't enough. This year they wanted me to do it as well. Well, I'm a sucker for a good charity so after much persuading, I did it. I'm comfortable and confident with who I am, we had a lot of fun, the crowd loved it, and most of all the children benefited from it. Our female employees did all the make up and choreograph work, I just had to wear it and do the dance. If you're all lucky, I may just post my comical dance in my stash for all of you to see. The song....Deana Carter's "I Shaved My Legs For This." To

Yay!
I just paid my bills online. As some know, for the past year I have had one or another family member staying on and off with me. My nephew, my son, then my mother. Wellllll.... First bills without anyone else using my electric, water, cable, etc..... Over $75.00 less!!!! I ♥ being single! Especially when I am the one paying the bills. :P I am finally home!!! I had a wonderful, relaxing time, took 100s of pics {lol}, and spent quality time with my mother and sister but I am glad to be home. :) I'll have pics up soon. :P You Are Chocolate Chip Ice Cream You are kind, popular, and generous. You tend to be successful at anything you try. A social butterfly, you are great at entertaining a crowd. You are most compatible with strawberry ice cream. What Flavor Ice Cream Are You?

Pimpouts
BOUNCERS NEED FU-LOVE TOO!! GO BY AND ADD/RATE/FAN/CRUSH/BLING THEM!! WHILE YOU'RE THERE SEND THEM A DRINK AND/OR GIVE THEM A GIFT! THEY WORK HARD FOR THE FU... LET'S SHOW THEM A SMALL TOKEN OF APPRECIATION!

Meh
***standard proviso - this is not about YOU, singular. If you want to try and make it about YOU, I would suggest YOU don't as it will fast become about YOU backpedalling like a motherfucker and getting the fuck out of my face***   I was brought up not to make a big deal about certain things; if you give a kindness for the 'glory' of it - or because you get 'appreciated' and/or have some sense of what should be 'owed' you (which makes for a great martyr routine, congrats) then you are a prat. To put it nicely. Maybe it's a cultural thing.   When I give something, the act of giving is the end in and of itself. It embarrasses me and it angers me that people would feel any sense of obligation.  It also annoys me when people assume my motivation, and/or knowledge of me as a result.   I hate feeling obligated...to me, anything done under obligation is worthless...and it's part of the myriad of mindfuckery that goes on around here.   That includes feigning and fawning. In life there i

Funny
It has been scientifically proven that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli bacteria found in feces, in other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop! HOWEVER, we do not run that risk when drinking wine (or rum, whiskey, vodka, beer or other liquors) because alcohol has to go through a distillation process of boiling, filtering and fermenting. So, WATER = POOP WINE = HEALTH Free yourself of Poop, drink WINE!!! It is better to drink wine and talk shit than to drink water and be full of shit. There is no need to thank me for this valuable information, I am doing it as a public service. Have a nice day... Q: How many women with MENOPAUSE or PMS, does it take to change a light bulb? A: One! ONLY ONE!!!! And do you know WHY? Because no one else in this house knows HOW to change a light bulb! They don't even know that the bulb is BURNED OUT!! They would sit

Erotic
"ready to finish what you started hmmm? meet me at my car after work" is what to not on you desk read. as i wait in my car i ponder just what got into you today? all the lookz, the flashez from under your skirt, and the touching... man. so i lay my head back and wait listening to the radio, thinking of what i'm going to do to repay for the raging hard on i had to deal with all day. a light rapping on my window drawz my attetion to your hesitntly smileing face, i can tell you're not sure if you really want to be here. "hop in sweetz" i say, as i lean over popping the door for you. slowly you come around and slide into the passanger seat. as soon as you're comfy in your seat, a reach over stroking your cheek with a wry smilez, i lean in a kiss you softly. i can feel your body relax some, my fingers sliding into your hair as the kiss deepenz and heat up. your handz roam my body, my free hand groaping your body before i pull your head back & smirk saying, "time for you to finish what you

Love
UMmmmmm I NEED HELP!!!????? Does anyone kno how to change what your blast says? This is my 3rd blast but it DOES NOT say what I thought I typed all the way through???? All I could find was a delete button...so if I do that then my blst will be deleted and I paid for it for nuthing?? How can u fall in love someone one day then be expected to turn around and not love them then next day? This is not possible for someone who really does love and care for the other... and if someone can do that.. then something is wrong with you or you really dont know what love is. I just so happen to know what love is... im older and wiser then you and one really does know how it feels to love when they have their first born! When I'm with you, eternity is a step away, my love continues to grow, with each passing day. This treasure of love, I cherish within my soul, how much I love you... you'll never really know. You bring a joy to my heart, I've never felt before, with each touch of your

Women.......
A HAPPIER MARRIED LIFE: 1. It's important to have a woman who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, cleans and has a job. 2. It's important to have a woman who can make you laugh. 3. It's important to have a woman who you can trust and who doesn't lie to you. 4. It's important to have a woman who is good in bed and who likes to be with you. 5. It's very, very important that these four women do not know each other! Adam was walking around the garden of Eden feeling very lonely, so God asked him, "What is wrong with you?" Adam said he didn't have anyone to talk to. God said that He was going to make Adam a companion and that it would be a woman. He said, "This person will gather food for you, cook for you, and when you discover clothing she'll wash it for you. She will always agree with every decision you make. She will bear your children and never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to take care of them.She will not nag you and will always be the firs

Kitten's Blog's
Are you lesbian, bisexual, bi curious, or straight? BisexualYou are Bisexual meaning you like girls and guys.....Like Me.....Hell Yeah Take The Quiz Now!Quizzes by myYearbook.com What Kind of Dater Are You? Total Romantic!You want to be in love in the movies! When you kiss someone you want symphonies and fireworks. That can be a lot of fun, but is not always practical. Magic runs short at some point and when that happens, it's always nice to have someone you're compatible with as well.Take The Quiz Now!Quizzes by myYearbook.com

Auction
I have had so much fun in the past I had to put myself up for auction yet again! Check out what I am offering and place a bid on me! If you do not want to make a bid please at least rate the pic as there are prizes for the most rates! I should also add if I have already rated your stash I will rate a friends of yours instead (you choose the friend). If VIP is bid rates on pics will be 11's. 1 Million FuBucks or $50 cash bids - you own me for 2 months and 2 Million FuBucks or $100 cash bids you own me for 3 months. I wont let anyone down. You can ask previous owners :) they are all in my blogs! While your at it please stop by and show the host some love! stormwoman~owner of wolves of wiccan society levelers~owned by lord wolf and Justfishing ~ Brought to you by:

Poetta : Quatrains
Of my flesh I can claim no possession For all we are is borrowed time in temporal clay I am more than the extent of my limbs I have been and shall be again before the day is through (this was among those I wrote in the days before donating my kidney) Prophesy Angels shake with fear Holding devils near Angel, cry a tear You die now I hear Prophesy, prophesy Please bend an ear Omens of darkness I weep a black tear Lost in a world Of hope and false love Die now, no struggle Come take this black glove Not Not to waste a dance Not to waste a dream Not to waste a moment In this eerie, black lit scene Not to be a fool Not to cast disparage Not to let my ego Grow uncomfortably large Not to follow rabbits Not to wake the king Not to trust the cat When the Queen is smiling Not to play with fire Not to run afoul Not to trust the Blue-man Or he who wears the cowl Not to know tomorrow Not to know today Not to separate the past

Auction's By Me!
Hey there! You Ready for Easter! Well, how about a Easter Playmates Auction! Here are your auction rules! NOTE THERE IS NO ENTRY FEE AS OF NOW STARING BID WILL BE 150K AND PHOTOS CAN BE ANYWAY YOU LIKE IT BUT PLEASE NO ANIMATIONS PHOTOS. ALL I NEED FROM YOU IS YOUR PHOTO AND OFFERS I'LL DO THE REST HERE IS A LOOK AT THE TAGS THANKS :) FOR THE LADIES :) FOR THE MEN :) DEADLINE FOR ENTRIES IS MIDNIGHT SATURDAY APRIL 4TH...AUCTION WILL START SUNDAY APRIL 5TH AND END ON SUNDAY APRIL 12TH So Come and

The Noises In My Head!
Ok...I have had it with life!!! Why is it that as soon as things start to even out and go well in my life thaht the rug once again is pulled out from beneath me. Finally I get my finances straightened out...Not rich by any means, but I wasn't in the red in my checking acct. LOL Until yesterday... Car needed unexpected repairs...and checks missed and all sorts of shit and...UGH... I may need to start prostituting myself...but dont think I would get much. My guest tonight will be Vern Hall. The inventor of a unique machine called the Awake2000 Mindmaster. Join us to learn how this unique machine can help in you tap into a more prosperous you! This device can be used in conjunction with the Secret & Law of Attraction. Designed to stimulate your mind while you sleep! Learn more HERE! Listen live HERE. Show begins tonight at 8pm EST. Call in number 718-508-9444 How appropriate that the last day of the week, Sunday, also marks the first day of a new year for me. I

*giggle*
I'm online now and playing on my webcam so stop by and say hi to me cause Im bored!!!! All My Free Pics Happy New Years all my sexy friends!!! I'm LIVE on cam right now and I'mma be partyin all night with all my sexy friends so hit me up if you're home tonight or in your sexy drunken stupor after you get home. I've hit the bubbly myself so its bound to be BIG BIG BOUNCIN BEWBIE FUN!! Myspace has been really mean to me in 2006 deleting all my profiles over and over and over again so if you want to make sure to keep up with me make sure you go to www.casssidycam.com and www.bad-gurlz.com I'll be updating them everyday this year since people keep losing me on there. :( if you havent already add me at www.myspace.com/casssidycam See all 136 New Years Eve Pics FREE HERE I've been soo busy lately but things are finally starting to calm down. I've been working A LOT lately but I was missing all my online friends so I had to stop by and say Hi. So HI! *waves* Thanks for all the

I Will Rule The World One Day!
CLICK ON THE TOPGAMESITES BUTTON BELOW PLEASE! Top Game SitesCLICK ON THE TOPGAMESITES BUTTON ABOVE PLEASE! Power Of Pain by Everett AKA KingDickBull I sat alone another day. The world was moving all around me, but it seemed as if my life was in a standstill. The doctors say its anxiety. Everyone thinks anxiety means nervousness or fear, but it is deeper than that. Anxiety holds you prisoner. You can't leave your house. Ding Dong Ding Dong The doorbell rings but I can't answer. There is too much fear inside. You can't answer the phone. Ring Ring Ring "Telephone for you!" my family yells. I tell them to say that I will call back, but I won't. You can't eat. Chomp Bite Chew No, not me. The anxiety even controls that. All the pain rushes back up with every little thing I eat. You can't go out. Step Step Step Everyone walking around me, but I can't move, the apprehension paralyzes me. Everyone says, "Be brave. You can do it. You'll m

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My Poetry!
Roses are red and violets are blue Soon I will be,stuck between you Stuck I will stay for as long as I can Because for too long I've been using my hand I know that its been a long and hard road But soon we'll feel better when we both explode A massive explosion of orgasmic delight,will leave us exhausted and limp in the night But limp will not last but for a short time As we both recover with Corona and lime We'll admire each other as we lay in the nake And go at it again for my peckers sake We'll romp and we'll roll in a frenzy of lust Another orgasm,this you can trust As I squirt up inside of you a gallon of goo, Roses are red and my pecker is too! All the little white lies you tell come back to you in the time that you have lived and died You never knew what you did to deserve this All they have done is cheated and lied But when they have died Why do you care? Why should you cry? They did nothing for you They have showed and gave you nothing but pain

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you laugh when commercials celebrating Jesus appear on tv (especially when this previously stated Jesus appears in clay form....yes, clay form.) Why do I torture myself with romantic comedies on the lifetime channel? you should not get out of bed.

From The Darkest Corners Of My Mind...
Under the pale green light our souls ajoined unto one The outside world faded away as to our noises our bodies did sway skin to skin heartbeat matching heartbeat our eyes were locked deep into one anothers I will never forget that night We became one Under the pale green light. Dean Dark The Kiss I remember our first touch the softness of your hands in mine i remeber your eyes seeing the love burning deep within I remember the night we spent wrapped in the safeness of our arms You make me feel so alive as I go deep inside I want this feeling to never end I want these dreams forever and forever more. I remember the day that black cloud hovered overhead But with that one kiss you took away all of that negativity With that one kiss you made me come alive again. You made me feel so alive as i went deep inside I know now this feeling will never end Because we are living those dreams forever and forever more. Dean Dark June 16th 2006 That was th

Thoughts
GRATITUDE "A person, however learned and qualified in his life's work, in whom gratitude is absent, is devoid of that beauty of character which makes personality fragrant." Hazrat Inayat Khan I realized something the other day. It came quite suddenly. I was at a yield sign, entering a parkway, waiting for a space in the traffic to merge. Someone slowed down and flashed their lights at me to let me know they would allow me in. I merged and raised my hand in a sign of gratitude. Just at that moment, I realized that, when I do the same for someone, allow them to merge into traffic ahead of me, I more or less expect some sign of gratitude from them. A wave will usually do or a nod of acknowledgment. When you drive the interstate at night and a truck passes you and you flash your lights to let the driver know that the rear of his trailer has cleared the front of your vehicle and it is safe to re-enter the right hand lane, the driver will usually flash his running lights as a

Quick Thoughts
Thinking be to nice can be a bad thing..apparently it scares people or maybe i just scare people? comments apperciated Why do bad things happen to good people? Talk about appreciating the small stuff. Lately been feeling lots of anxiety. Really not sure what trigger it. But I remember a friend told me once said right feelings follow right actions. So about 25 mins ago I decided to start cleaning cleaning always makes me feel better when I am done. Well I was going though some old clothes of mind and Rickys and I saw the cutest thing kinda made me smile and for about 10 mins i was anxiety free. I found one of his new born Baby sock. brought me back to a time when I had to do everything for him cause he depending and put trust in me. I look at him now and hes dong simple like feeding him self, can put on his pants on even though there backwards and twisted..lol he can run, walk, talk and a hole lot wow an amazing concept.

Random Thoughts
I wanted to get some comments or opinions on the subject of "sub/dom" vs "master/slave"  The way I see it, being submissive means just that. It doesn't mean subservient to anyone. So the realm of "master/slave" is really far removed from that of a dominant and submissive relationship.  The following is my personal understanding, PLEASE don't take it as anything other than me putting my thoughts down in order to have a greater understanding. I'm perfectly willing to accept constructive criticism and alternate explanations. Dom vs. Master: To be dominant over someone means that you have a responsibility to the one or ones you "dom" over. You are a leader and a strong personality. You have accepted the role as teacher and guide and you are willing to do your best to show your sub more about themselves. To help them to look inside themselves and find that place where they are truly happy and able to release any inhibitions. As a dom you may use means that seem to others to be cruel or pa

Stuff
First things first.......  THANK YOU LILLPAPI!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Alex has been my #1 Fu-friend since I joined this site, and will ALWAYS be my #1.    Now onto the meat of all this. If you have recently added me and helped me level, I really appreciate it from everyone. Alex has been keeping up with my FU for me. I had a fire at my home last month. I have been working insane hours while trying to clean up all the mess.    Any of my friends that I talked to often, I'm sorry if I haven't answered any messages from you. Most the time it wasn't even me on here lol. Don't worry, all of your splendid penis pics that you sent have been kept for my eyes only ^_^ BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!  Thanx for being patient while i'm busy prying out the symbolic "FOOT" called life that has been crammed in my cooter.   

Alleycode
Have you ever found yourself inside yourself wondering again? I't does'nt seem to make much sense When you think about where you been" You travel the circuit and play the role of what you have to be Then turn around,Look back at it all And don't know what you see Its' an amusement park,A shot in the dark Your never gonna find the reason why It's some kind of game,That can drive you insane And you play it until the day you die You make up your mind so long ago Your mind would never change There's a new generation that grew up all around ya Well don't look at me cause I can't tell ya? The storie's too damn old I can't even tell ya the answer to it all? And I don't think there is an answer to know? It's an amusement park,A shot in the dark Your never gonna find the reason why It's some kind of game,That will drive you insane And you play it until the day you die" Jimbo/Copyright/7/23/07 Sitting on the crest Of a newly formed rainbow Sat the sad eyed angel

I'm Write Here
http://www.goth-radio.com/main.html DJ's needed! Any takers? LOL The wench I work for kept me running all night and besides that I was running for myself. Someone give me money so I dont have to work lol

Songs
I close my eyes, Oh Lord I try, To make sense, Of half of this. I know you have your reason, Won’t you tell me what it is, These tears fall like the rain, Softly I pray… For a little sunshine To help me on my way, I’m so close, But I’m so far, From knowing, Just who you are, But my heart tells me, You’re right here, My heart tells me, you’re right here. I reach for you, Won’t you Reach For me, I need you, Can’t you see, Can’t you see,,,, I’m so cold, I’m so scared… So I send to you, These prayers… I’m so close, Bet I’m so far, From knowing, Just who you are, But my heart tells me, You’re right here, My heart tells you’re right here. Then through the darkness, I hear you call, Say’n I’m here my son, I never left at all, Run to me, It’ll be okay, Know in your heart, I’m here always… X2 I’m so close, But I'm so far, And now I know, Just who you are, I know in my heart, You’re right here, In know in my heart, you’re right here….

My Blog
well the boy next door is about 15 years old and stalks me ever chance he gets if im layin around in the back your workin on my tan he peaks over the fence he peaks in my windows and im pretty sure he has even stold a few pairs on my paints off the line ive even cought him jerkin off. i guess its not all his falt cus if i know hes there i do tease him from time to time the boy next door is gonna sneak over here once ever one at his place is asleep im so excited should i dress up for him ??? what should i wear??? what should i do to him frist??? k i gotta straight things out about my private pics there that way for a reason so u gotta ask me to see um frist but make sure im online when u ask i dont want ppl pissed off cus they asked when i wasnt here and i didnt show um

11-11-07
You do not have my body You do not have my soul But what you do have is my heart that holds more love for you, then you'll ever know 12-23-07 So many different things going on in my life today.Never knowing whats going to happen i'm just trying to make it day to day.Can't keep going on i'm starting to feel how things are going I don't want to go astray.So I guess this is just going to be another GDD. If life is the results of choices we've made then we cannot change who we are. But with each new choices we can determine who we're going to be. 1-24-08

Lol
Pocket Tazer Stun Gun, a great gift for the wife.A guy who purchased his lovely wife a pocket Tazer for their anniversarysubmitted this:Last weekend I saw something at Larry's Pistol & Pawn Shop that sparked myinterest.. The occasion was our 15th anniversary and I was looking for alittle something extra for my wife Julie. What I came across was a100,000-volt, pocket/purse-sized Tazer.The effects of the Tazer were supposed to be short lived, with no long termadverse affect on your assailant, allowing her adequate time to retreat tosafety...??WAY TOO COOL! Long story short, I bought the device and brought it home... Iloaded two AAA batteries in the darn thing and pushed the button.. Nothing!I was disappointed. I learned, however, that if I pushed the button andpressed it against a metal surface at the same time, I'd get the blue arc ofelectricity darting back and forth between the prongs.AWESOME!!! Unfortunately, I have yet to explain to Julie what that burn spotis on the face of her mic

Stuff
i really can't believe it's been a year since my father died. i miss my daddy like crazy!!! i made a decision last night laying in bed staring at the wall...it's ok for me to be sad sometimes...it's ok for me to cry sometimes...it is NOT ok for me to continue to allow this to control me and my life. this depression i feel is slowly killing me. however, that isn't even the most important thing... it is affecting the people i love, because of my actions or lack there of sometimes, and i have to make that stop. my dad was a funny, happy go lucky man!!! he would not be happy with me at all! for my friends who have been patient with me and my lunacy (hahaha) thank you so much! you mean the world to me! i will always miss you my sweet daddio! now it's time to heal......keep your fingers crossed y'all! I wake this morning to begin my daily ritual of morning java and fubar...2 of my fave things! I find one of my photos has been marked NSFW. Now keeping in mind that normally if I figure i

Thinking....
I just don't know what to do. My ex's behavior is becoming more irrational.. more unpredictable lately. Tonight she flipped out on my son and me, made him cry, called him a liar, threatened to let me have no contact unless its my weekend. He is hurting, which makes me hurt.. and makes me feel guilty. And the guilt I feel is bad enough even on good days. Tonight I went to see the middle school band play at the high school game. She told him she was leaving early, so he thought I was to take him back to her house afterwards. And there was no sign of her after the game.. not with the other parents.. nowhere in plain sight. So based on what she told him, I drove him to her house. Turns out she was sitting in her van.. someplace. Of course she said she was talking to a certain parent the whole time.. by the doors to the bandroom. But she wasn't, because I was there. And David saw the parent she was supposed to be talking to and his mother was nowhere to be seen. Now I can s

Love Compared To Nature
when i stare into the stars all my fears subside and my heart stops to hide all the tears ive cried become tears of a love that died cause the one that lied now that i cried all those tears for the love that died theres no reason for my heart to hide beautiful words if there was no sun your beauty would still light up the skies like you do my eyes there is no sunset in this world that could even come close to comparing to your beauty and there are no words that could even tell just how beautiful you really are cause your beauty would put the most beautiful angel sent down from heaven to shame love compared to nature I want to kiss you like the morning dew kisses a rose and like the sunset kisses the horizon. I want my love to run through your veins like a glissening brook flows through the mountains. I want you to long for me like a thristy deer is for water when Im not near. I want you to feel whole with me like the stars and moon is to the universe. I want your love to grow

Rants
SHE HAS CONSTANTLY BEEN ON VODKAGURLS AZZ RECENTLY I JUST FOUND THIS IN A MUMM http://fubar.com/mum.php?id=530802 SHE IS NOTHING BUT A HATER AND YOU KNOW WHO SHE IS!! PUT HER IN HER MOFO PLACE! SHE PICKS WHOEVER FOR THE DAY AND GRABS THEIR PICS AND POSTS THEM IN MUMMS, YOU VERY WELL COULD BE NEXT! YOUR GENDER, SIZE, SHAPE, ETC DOES NOT MATTER SHE FOR SOME REASON THINKS SHE IS BETTER THAN ANYONE ELSE. LET HER KNOW SHE SURE AS HELL ISN'T! FFS! I FINALLY NEED TO WRITE THIS BLOG BECAUSE SO MANY OF YOU DON'T KNOW WHY YOU CANT PIMP ME OUT AND EVEN SEEM IRRITATED LOL TRUST ME SO AM I!! THIS TAKES AN "ABILITY" AWAY FROM ME AND I THINK ITS TOTAL CRAP! I HOPE THAT IF YOU AGREE WE CAN DO SOMETHING TOGETHER ABOUT THIS!! YOU SHOUT ME AND WRITE TO ME ASKING WHY YOU CANT PIMP ME SO LETS TAKE IT TO THE RIGHT PEOPLE TOGETHER!! THEY DONT LISTEN TO ME ALONE! SO HERE IS WHY YOU CANT PIMP ME OUT.. WHY YOU GET AN ERROR MESSAGE IF YOU TRY. I AM NOT THE ONLY ONE EITHER, JUST SO YOU KNOW. FIRST

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Random Scribblings
DMX LYRICS "The Rain" [singing] Now I know, only I, can stop the rain Uh.. uh.. uh, uh, uh [singing] Now I know, only I, can stop the rain It's not that we gotta do what we do It's what we know, so to me it ain't nuttin but bein true but [singing] Now I know, only I, can stop the rain It doesn't have to be the way it is, you say it is Just because for the past 20 years, every day it is [singing] Now I know, only I, can stop the rain I wanna be able to walk out my front door Without worryin about comin in conflict with the law, cause [singing] Now I know, only I, can stop the rain If I follow Him, they'll follow me And I'll speak life into the word that you can see [singing] Now I know, only I, can stop the rain We get away with everyday shit, but everyday shit catches up to you and when it does you can't say shit! [singing] Now I know, only I, can stop the rain If I don't, you will, when I won't, you steal What makes it feel like we gots to kill? [singing] Now

Just Crap
Ok so I pretty much give up on ASSHOLES Why is it cool fora dude to get what he wants.. Talking about my so called BF, I would think all the fucking Blow jobs I gave him, I would get something in return.. ANY guy should be lucky to get 1/2 as many as I give him. and when I want something he refuses.. I mean.. I don't stink down there..I would know. WTF i'm so fucking pissed. fuck fuck fuck.. anyone near me wanna bang??? ok sorry needed to vent... oh im talking about sex =) Come check my hunni out! 11k + until she levels to rockstar. Add/Fan/Rate. We all can use new friends. So go leave your Love on her page.. Click the pic Ok i'm in 2 contests and need the help of all my Lovely Friends!!! So Rally together everyone show me love comment comment comment!! And Rate!!! pwaease!!! ENDS THURSDAY!! Prettiest Eyes http://www.fubar.com/photo.php?u=2193405&albumid=1403607&i=3320264459&idx=6 Sexy Toes contest http://www.fubar.com/photo.php?u=2193405&alb

Notalwaysright
An Expensive Temper Tantrum, Part 2 Wireless Phone Retail Store | Nashville, TN, USA (Back story: I sold a woman four phones on a family plan for her and her 3 teenage daughters. She insisted that she be put on the 500 minute plan (the smallest family plan). I informed her that most teenagers can use 500 minutes in a week and begged her to take a larger plan. She refused and became quite angry and belligerent with me for suggesting “that her daughters were not responsible adults.” I noted on her account that she was advised of all overage charges and that there were to be no refunds on the account for overage charges. One month later she returns purple faced and on the verge of a stroke with her $3,200 phone bill.) Customer: “I need these charges taken off.” Me: “No, I explained the overage scale to you when you activated your phone, and begged you to take a larger plan. You insisted this was the one you needed and I cannot refund any of the charges.” Customer: “F**k yo