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You Have A Sexual Iq Of 106
You Have My Heart
You have my heart from the start We started out as friends Then become more I see you in my heart Your in my dreams Your in my soul You come to me From the lord above To take my heart You bring light to my eye's Joy to my soul Love to my heart Our friendship never ending Love never fading The joy of the talks The love of the eye's Our souls comeing together as one Our heart's locked together with never ending love joy & happness You forever have my heart
You Had Me From Hello...
One word, that's all was said, Something in your voice caused me To turn my head. Your smile just captured me, You were in my future as far as I could see. And I don't know how it happened, But it happens still. You ask me if I love you, If I always will......... Well, you had me from hello I felt love start to grow The moment I looked into your eyes, You won me, it was over from the start. You completely stole my heart, And now you won't let go. I never even had a chance you know? You had me from hello Inside I built a wall So high around my heart, I thought I'd never fall. One touch, you brought it down Bricks of my defenses Scattered on the ground And I swore to me that I wasn't Going to love again The last time was the last time I'd let someone in Well, you had me from hello I felt love start to grow The moment I looked into your eyes, You won me, it was over from the start. You completely stole my heart, And now you wont let go.
You Have To Read This
Someone please buy me a drink or two, I have to much blood in my alcohol sytem. This should probably be taped to your bathroom mirror where one could read it everyday. You may not realize it, but it's 100% true. 1. There are at least two people in this world that you would die for. 2. At least 15 people in this world love you in some way. 3. The only reason anyone would ever hate you is because they want to be just like you. 4. A smile from you can bring happiness to anyone, even if they don't like you. 5. Every night, SOMEONE thinks about you before they go to sleep. 6. You mean the world to someone. 7. You are special and unique. 8. Someone that you don't even know exists loves you. 9. When you make the biggest mistake ever, something good comes from it. 10. When you think the world has turned its back on you take another look. 11. Always remember the compliments you received. Forget about the rude remarks. So...........If you are a loving friend, send this to everyo
You Had Me From Hello
One word, that's all was said, Something in your voice caused me To turn my head. Your smile just captured me, You were in my future as far as I could see. And I don't know how it happened, But it happens still. You ask me if I love you, If I always will......... Well, you had me from hello I felt love start to grow The moment I looked into your eyes, You won me, it was over from the start. You completely stole my heart, And now you won't let go. I never even had a chance you know? You had me from hello Inside I built a wall So high around my heart, I thought I'd never fall. One touch, you brought it down Bricks of my defenses Scattered on the ground And I swore to me that I wasn't Going to love again The last time was the last time I'd let someone in Well, you had me from hello I felt love start to grow The moment I looked into your eyes, You won me, it was over from the start. You completely stole my heart, And now you wont let go.
You Have A Sexual Iq Of 133
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You Have A Sexual Iq Of 131
You have a sexual IQ of 131 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at
You Helped Me, I Wanna Help You Too(please Help My Friends)
This is a tough one guys, I have an awesome family member pitted against an awesome mummer friend of mine in a contest that ends next Monday. I am tied up in 4 contests till Sunday. If you can go leave them some love I would appreciate it so much. Here are the photo links to their contest. It is my Awesome Family Member Sexy Succulence:D VS My Awesome Mummer Friend Bellor:D My friend Jennifer is in a tough contest that ends on Friday, if you have not gone to rate and comment her contest please do so. Every little bit helps. Here is the photo link. Thanks guys she is an awesome girl and deserves to win her first contest. This girl is in a contest with 25min left lets see what we can do for her.
You Have A Sexual Iq Of 142
You Have 2 Hours...
from when i post this to post ideas for pics for today. please limit ideas to things i CAN do in the next couple hours... good idea example : feet pics (they should be going in this one i've been putting it off) bad idea example : glass dildo... (have you seen any in ANY of my pics? no, and i'm not goin to the store for this unless someone's sending me the money for them) So please, if you have position ideas, post them here, if you have items you want to see more of that you've ALREADY seen me using, post... if you've got some idea that won't be possible for me, feel free to buy me whatever would make it possible, i promise, i'll take pics :p Ready... set... go :p love ya, Sin if your idea is a salute pic, i can put you on the list, but if you weren't already on it, it's not gonna happen today, list is around 15-20 long right now
You Have To Help My Girl Cristi Out!!
shes in a contest, hottest mom's and grandma'....and HOT she is!! jump your asses in and start dropping comments!! hell, i may drop some gifts your way if you do 50 + comments for her!! please copy and paste if you can
You Have To Check This Out!!!
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You Have Been Tagged
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I LOVE DALE JR!!! YEA!! 88!!! 2. I HAVE A GAY DAUGHTER 3. CHEESE PIZZA AND RANCH DRESSING IS THE BEST 4. I THINK JOHN CENA AND TRIPLE H ARE HOT 5. JERRY SPRINGER IS THE SHIT, AND SO IS DR PHIL 6 I HAVE 500+ PRECIOUS MOMENTS FIGURINES & DOLLS 7. I HAVE LIVED IN 3 STATES MY WHOLE LIFE 8. I AM A CAT PERSON 9. I AM A REALLY EASY PERSON TO LET ALONG WITH UNTIL YOU PISS ME OFF 10. I LOVE THE DALLAS COWBOYS & REAL COWBOYS TOO I WILL TAG BILLYBEER, HOPESLILTHUG, DIXIE ANGEL, SCOTT & NC FIREFIGHTER
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You Have Been Tagged
My Life According to BuckcherryUsing only song names from ONE ARTIST, cleverly answer these questions. Pass it on and include me. You can't use the band I used. Try not to repeat a song title. It's a lot harder than you think! Repost as "My life according to (band name)."Are you a male or female?A child called "it"Describe yourself:crazy bitchHow do you feel:Dont go awayDescribe where you currently live:next to youIf you could go anywhere, where would you go:BrooklynYour favorite form of transportation:carouselYour best friend is:too drunk to f#$kWhat's the weather like:SunshineFavorite time of day:EverythingIf your life was a TV show, what would it be called:imminent bail outWhat is life to you:Out of lineYour fear:every thingWhat is the best advice you have to give:SorryThought for the Day:Talk to MeHow I would like to die:With out youMy soul's present condition:tired of youMy motto:Dreams Hi everyone.. im asking you all to please pray for my friend Nick.. He is in the USA ARMY and h
You Have Oficially Been Pimped
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You Have Been Tagged
After AwhileBy Veronica A. ShoffstallAfter awhile you learnthe subtle differences betweenHolding a hand and chaining a soulAnd you learn that love doesn't mean leaningAnd company doesn't always mean security.And you begin to learnThat kisses aren't contracts and Presents arent promisesAnd you begin to accept your defeats With your head up and your eyes aheadWith the grace of a woman or manNot the grief of a childAnd you learnTo build all your roads on todaybecause tomorrow's ground isToo uncertain for plansAnd futures have a wayof falling down in mid-flight.After awhile you learnThat sunshine burns if you get too muchSo you plant your own gardenAnd decorate your soulInstead of waitingFor someone to bring you flowersAnd you learn that you really can endureThat you really are strongAnd you really do have worthAnd you learn and you learnWith every good-bye you learn... once you been tagged you have to write a blog with 10 weird or facts or habits about the end you you choose a
You Help Alex, I Help You
Alex@ fubar for every 1000 fu bucks you give to Alex, I will give you one of my 11's. 100,000 fu bucks = 100 elevens. be sure you let him know that i sent you so that you can get your elevens and then send me a private message saying you sent him the fucash.
You Have Been Tagged
How Can I Help You To Say Goodbye? Through the back window of a '59 wagon I watched my best friend Jamie slippin' further away I kept on waving 'till I couldn't see her And through my tears, I asked again why we couldn't stay Mama whispered softly, Time will ease your pain Life's about changing, nothing ever stays the same And she said, How can I help you to say goodbye? It's OK to hurt, and it's OK to cry Come, let me hold you and I will try How can I help you to say goodbye? I sat on our bed, he packed his suitcase I held a picture of our wedding day His hands were trembling, we both were crying He kissed me gently and then he quickly walked away I called up Mama, she said, Time will ease your pain Life's about changing, nothing ever stays the same And she said, How can I help you to say goodbye? It's OK to hurt, and it's OK to cry Come, let me hold you and I will try How can I help you to say goodbye? Sitting with Mama alone in her bedroom She opene
You Have Been Tagged :)
Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you 1. I am a virgo 2.I hate fake people 3.I'm not into drama and will avoid it at all costs. 4.I don't watch alot of T.V. 5.I love to bake 6.I love my kids and my man 7.I am a genuine,sincere, and caring 8.I love sex!!!! 9.I love to sit outsde on my upstairs porch and watch the stars come out 10.I love to kiss :) iceman have a pepsi day tryzup whiplash ato
You Have Been Tagged
You Can Only Type One Word. Not as easy as you might think. Now copy and paste into your blog and tag 5 ppl to do the same. Leave a comment to let us know you have done it, AND LEAVE THEM A COMMENT TO LET THEM KNOW THEY HAVE BEEN TAGGED. It's really hard to only use one-word answers! 1. Where is your cell phone? disconnected 2. Your significant other? dedicated 3. Your hair? cut 4. Your mother? pesty 5. Your father? crazy 6. Your favorite thing? family 7. Your dream last night? dunno 8. Your favorite drink? tea 9. Your dream/goal? marriage 10. The room you're in? bedroom 11. Music? everything 12. Where do you want to be in 6 years? stable 14. Where were you last night? bed 15. What you're not? skinny 16. Muffins? blueberry 17. One of your wish list items? health 18. Where you grew up? belmont 19. The last thing you did? type 20. What are you wearing? nothing 21. TV? stupid 22. Your pets? none 23. Your computer? desktop 24. Your life? blessed 25. Your mo
You Have Got To Be Kidding Me??!!
You Have Been Tagged
You Can Only Type ONE Word. Not as easy as you might think. Now copy and paste into your blog and tag 5 ppl to do the same. Leave a comment to let us know you have done it, AND LEAVE THEM A COMMENT TO LET THEM KNOW THEY HAVE BEEN TAGGED. It's really hard to only use one-word answers! 1. Where is your cell phone? kitchen 2. Your significant other? none 3. Your hair? brownish 4. Your mother? Florida 5. Your father? Florida 6. Your favorite thing? Kids 7. Your dream last night? none 8. Your favorite drink? COFFEE 9. What 1 think u dont do? Drink 10. The room you're in? livingroom 11. Music? rock 12. Where do you want to be in 6 years? alive 14. Where were you last night? home 15. What you're not? lier 16. Muffins? blueberry 17. One of your wish list items? bbq 18. Where you grew up? NY 19. The last thing you did? powernap 20. What are you wearing? Tshirt 21. TV? Notta 22. Your pets? Bird+cats 23. Your computer? Gateway 24. Your life? Busy 25. Your mood
You Have To See This!!!
You Have Stolen My Heart
You have stolen my heart. Everything I do you are there. In my dreams, in my thoughts, in my everyday. I want you to know that I love you so much and you have my heart and my soul. I want you, I need you, I love you. Words really can't describe how I feel about you. I get speechless when I talk to you, My heart starts pounding at the sound of your voice. My mind wounders in all differnt directions at the thought of you. I can't sleep because all I do is think of you.
You Have To Be Kidding Me!!
† Subject: FW: New stamp ††† I will certainly do my part--and I hope you will do the same!!!† If there is any truth to this--what a slap in the face it really is! † Begin forwarded message:>> REMEMBER all the AMERICAN lives that were lost in those vicious > MUSLIM attacks!>>> Now President Obama has directed the United States Postal Service > to REMEMBER and HONOR the EID MUSLIM holiday season with a new > commemorative 42 Cent First Class Holiday Postage Stamp..>> REMEMBER to adamantly & vocally BOYCOTT this stamp, when you are > purchasing your stamps at the post office.>> All you have to say is "No thank you, I do not want that Muslim > Stamp on my letters!">>>> To use this stamp would be a slap in the face to all those > AMERICANS who died at the hands of those whom this stamp honors.>> REMEMBER ~> pass this along to every Patriotic AMERICAN that you know and > lets get the word out !!!>>>>>>> Here is something to chew on...>>>
You Have Great Music
With Many Music Stations I wanted to share a few tips About Universal Storm We have one single Player that links you to all 20 Radio Stations Music is a key to Most Lounges here so take a moment and Check Out Great Music From Any Of these Radio Stations .This is a Player link Enjoy† Just sharing some Music with you check it out
You Have To Pass This Amnesty Bill To See What's In It
The nation’s unemployment rate stands at 9.8 percent, a post–World War II record 19th month that unemployment has been over 9 percent. President Barack Obama is the largest tax hike in American history. So what do Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid (D–NV) and House Speaker Nancy Pelosi (D–CA) have Congress voting on today? Amnesty. Specifically, the House and Senate will be voting on the fourth and fifth versions of the DREAM Act, which would legalize anywhere between 300,000 and 2.1 million illegal immigrants.Supporters of the DREAM Act claim the bill would provide citizenship only to children who go to college or join the military. But all any version of the legislation requires†is that an†applicant attend any college for just two years. And if President Obama wants to reward non-citizen service members with citizenship, he already has the power to do so. The Secretary of Defense already has the authority under 10 U.S.C. ß 504 (b) to enlist
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If I only smurfing knew . Your a smurfing monster . Run for your smurfs . Its smurfing right for us . Where in smurfs name can we be our smurfs selves and smurf along .
You Have Got To Be Kidding Me, Really??!!
I was driving down the road today and was listening to the radio...a news breif came on and the guy went on to say that if someone goes to buy a gun, and has a medical license, and does not put it on the NCIC form, it is a felony...Therefore if you have a Medical Marijuana card, you do not have the right to bear arms..So ur cancer or other dibilitating illness, is cause for them to take u to fedral prison if you choose to own a gun and have a card that gives you the right to possess medicine for your illness. How bout that for the american dream? I am not a felon †Nor do I have any kind of criminal record, and the governent can just come and say hey there are bad people out there that smoke pot too, lets take your rights and throw them in with the crooks out there and treat people as if they dont matter.. † † † † † † † † † † † † † † † † †
You Is The Dorkest
Why are you here if you aren't here to meet new people? Yeah I know it's nice to show your boob-crak to strangers to see how many ways they can say "Hey nice boobs" in your comments section but really there is more to life... I always wonder why people leave their location as "United States" like 5 fucking differnt timezones is just an easy drive down the block. May as well put "Earth" since your geographical location covers about 1/2 of it. Even putting your state in is a joke. Rhode Island people could maybe get away with it but us people from Pennsylvania? I'd like to make friends I can go out and meet for a drink - not people in Philly who worship a suck football team and couldn't make it here in under 5 hours. So cummon people - if you can put a picture of your ass on here why not say what town you are from?
You & I
I miss your laugh that Iíll never hear, I miss your smile Iíll never see and I miss the you, the you that Iíll never hold. I miss the warmth of your body next to mine in the stillness of the night That will never be We are told that love awakens the soul and changes who we are But love burns like a fire in our hearts and brings no peace to our souls when kept apart And thatís what I miss the most, the you and I, that can never be If we would ever meet, we would do things weíd regret Because another owns your name And I donít want to be just another woman To wait for your time and touch But it would happen if we ever met And though I long for you in my waking moments and dream dreams of us at night I know in my heart that you and I can never be I try so hard not to wish on such a foolish wish Somehow you always seem to find your way back into my heart And I no longer have the will to tell you no Even though, you and I will never be Iíve tried so many time
You Ignite My Passion
Boy You Ignite My Passion Baby Boy I'm so in to you, Oh Baby This attraction we share is more than true. Boy to me such a sweet thing you are,It doesn't matter that miles between us is far My summer has been so special since we met, all the things we share is something I will never regret. I can't explain what you do to me baby,You make me feel so special always treat me like a lady. Just the thought of touching you makes my heart race, stirs a fire up inside my sensual place. You alway take the time to satisfy my need,Your passion my ecstacy will always feed. I can feel the touch of your gentle hand upon my skin,I know just what I want and it's your passion, your desire and your love I want to win. Your love just totally rocks me through every night, Being held in your arms so excites my love this between us is just so right. Just the taste of your lips upon mine drives me insane, Just the taste of you is a pleasurable pain. My Love ta
You Just Wish You Knew .....what Really Goes On
You Just Had To Didn't You?
So there I am sittin at my comp one day. I'm just lookin at people's pics. Not a big deal right? Until I start looking at some of the comments people have left. I mean come on people. If you wanna leave a comment that says "hey you're hot" thats cool(get some new material but its alright). Im talkin about the 40 and 50+ men commenting on young girl's pics. Like 17 or 18 year olds. Not that being 19 or 20 would make a big difference though. I see one comment from a dude who's like 53, and it says something like "oh you can pop that ass i bet you'd like me to come up behind you." NO she wouldn't your probably older than her fucking dad. There's tons of comments like these. It's fucking ridiculous. I saw them on a lot of pages and noticed right away most of these comments were made by the same people. I'm not gonna name any names but just try looking sometime and then tell me I'm wrong. I also saw a shoutbot post a girl had saved to her page where someone, an older man, had
You Just Have To Read This -- It's Funny, I Swear!!!
How to Poop at Work We've all been there but don't like to admit it. We've all kicked back in our cubicles and suddenly felt something brewing down below. As much as we try to convince ourselves otherwise, the WORK POOP is inevitable. For those who hate pooping at work, following is the Survival Gu ide for taking a dump at work. *CROP DUSTING* When farting, you walk really fast around the office so the smell is not in your area and everyone else gets a whiff, but doesn't know where it came from. Be careful when you do this. Do not stop until the full fart has been expelled. Walk an extra 30 feet to make sure the smell has left your pants. *FLY BY* The act of scouting out a bathroom before pooping. Walk in and check for other poopers. If there are others in the bathroom, leave and come back again. Be careful not to become a FREQUENT FLYER. People may become suspicious if they catch you constantly going into the bathroom. *ESCAPEE* A fart that slips out while taking
You Just Know!!
- Now....Don't delete this just because it looks weird. Believe it or not, you can read it. I cdnuolt blveiee that I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd what I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in what oredr the ltteers in a word are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is that the first and last ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can still raed it wouthit a porbelm. This is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the word as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? YOU KNOW YOU ARE LIVING IN 2008 when... 1. You accidentally enter your PIN on the microwave. 2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years. 3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of three. 4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you. 5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don't have e
You Just Need To Know!
†HOW TO STAY YOUNG1.†Throw out nonessential numbers.†This includes age, weight and height. Let the doctors worry about them. That is why you pay 'them'†2.†Keep only cheerful friends.†The grouches pull you down.3.†Keep learning.†Learn more about the computer, crafts, gardening, whatever. Never let the brain idle. 'An idle mind is the devil's workshop.'4.†Enjoy the simple things.†5.†Laugh†often, long and loud. Laugh until you gasp for breath.6.†The tears happen.†Endure, grieve, and move on. The only person, who is with us our entire life, is ourselves. Be ALIVE while you are alive.†7.
You Just Never Know
†† So I'm not the blog type, but what the hell. Sometimes I got shit I just wanna say even if no one listens. So if i write this then, it's cool. I said it. So today my thing is this regret. I don't know if you can say what I'm talking about is regret per say so much as just this whole,"where did I go wrong?" or why did I do†that or whatever. Whats the point?What good does that do you. To spend so much time thinking that sort of thing. We all have things that we would change if we could. God knows if you guys knew the screw ups I've made along the way, I'd hear "dumbass" from every direction. The thing is every time I've screwed up or let that just perfect thing go, I've learned from it. To me that's the key. Our screw ups make us better. Build our character. Alow us to form ourselves into better people then we were before our error. This is in itself a good thing. You wont make that mistake again. So I understand kickin yourself, but give yourself a break. I just had someone go on and
You Know You Love Being A Voyeur
Finally! A place where I can say everything that I feel and not worry who the hell is reading!(unlike my myspace account,lol) So once again seperated. This time doing it the right way, he is actually living somewhere else. I also have someone I am very interested in. He is sweet, funny, a huge dork, but he always puts a HUGE smile on my face, that I just can't help, so that is always a good sign. Life has been majorly insane this whole past year. But starting June 28th I started my life. I feel like for the last ten years I was waiting for my life to start and now it finally has. It is very scary though. I am renting a house in a really bad neighborhood because the price is really right. I have one of my best guy friends moving in with me and the kids because I am so scared of living in this area. Yesterday I saw my new landlord and he actually said to me "You might want to buy a gun"...Seriously if your landlord says that to you, you know you might be in for some trouble. Bu
You Know What I Hate??
YOU know what I HATE!!! I hate: that people dont have many real friends anymore-Liars-domestic abusers-cancer-child abusers-depression-poverty-injustice-ignorance-brusselsprouts-vanity-hangnails-selfhate-racism-lack of mental healthcare in USA-100million people in Africa has AIDS-cruelty to animals-people who hide their emotions-pushy & evil people-that our friends and family are on crack but nobody talks about doing something about it-loneliness-YOU!!(just kiddin) LOL
You Know Your From Colorado When...
You'll eat ice cream in the winter. When the weather report says it's going to be 65 degrees, you shave your legs and wear a skirt. It snows 5 inches and you don't expect school to be cancelled. You'll wear flip flops every day of the year, regardless of temperature. You have no accent at all, but can hear other people's. And then you make fun of them. "Humid" is over 25%. Your sense of direction is: Toward the mountains and Away from the mountains. You say "the interstate" and everybody knows which one. You think that May is a totally normal month for a blizzard, and you grew up planning your halloween costumes around your coat. You know what the Continental Divide is. You don't think Coors beer is that big a deal. You went to Casa Bonita as a child. You bought your car from John Elway. You were tear gassed at college and you can't even remember why....something about football... You've gone off-roading in a vehicle that was never intended for
You Didnt Have To Tell Me What I Already
You are suave. You are attractive both psyically and mentally. You use your abilities to attract anyone you desire. 'What is your seduction style?' at
You Know You Love Me :)
i really like this song, im listening to it now, thought id be nice and share :) enjoy.. You've got your ball, You've got your chain Tied to me tight, tie me up again. Who's got their claws In you my friend? Into your heart I'll beat again Sweet like candy to my soul Sweet you rock, And sweet you roll Lost for you, I'm so lost for you Oh, and you come crash into me And I come into you And I come into you In a boy's dream In a boy's dream Touch your lips just so I know In your eyes, love, it glows so I'm bare-boned and crazy... for you. Oh, and you come crash into me Baby, and I come into you In a boy's dream In a boy's dream And if I've gone overboard Then I'm begging you To forgive me In my haste When I'm holding you so girl, Close to me Oh and you come crash into me, yeah Baby, and I come into you Hike up your skirt a little more And show the world to me Hike up your skirt a little more And show your world to me In a boy's dream In a bo
You Know You Are From Md When...
You know your from Maryland when... -You know more than 10 people who own boats, all at the same marina in Solomons. -You can pronounce and spell "Pocomoke," "Mattaponi," "Accokeek,""Havre de Grace" and "Silopanna" (Annapolis backwards). -You pronounce "Bowie" BOO-ee Not BOW-ee. Or BAUW-ee. -Someone asks you what school you went to - you automatically name your high School. -You know where 'lil it lee is (Little Italy) -You remember Harbor place as the horrible place with polluted water -When the Power Plant was an actual power plant -You know what the Dundalk/Seagirt terminal means -You remember BWI Airport as Friendship airport -You remember driving over the old Kent Narrows bridge that everyone fishes off of now -After eating crabs you wash your hands with beer -You love the Domino Sugar sign you can see across the harbor -You know Annapolis and Hopkins are national treasures and get a kick out of hearing them named in movies o
You Know It's Time To Turn Your Computer Off When...
A friend calls and says, "How are you? Your phones have been busy for a year!" You forgot how to work the TV remote control. You see something funny and scream, "LOL, LOL." You meet the mailman at the curb and swear he said YOU'VE GOT MAIL. You sign off and your screen says you were on for 3 days and 45 minutes. You fall asleep, but instead of dreams you get IMs. You buy a laptop and a cell phone so you can have AOL in your car. Tech support calls YOU for help. You beg your friends to get an account so you can "hang out." You get a second phone line just to call out for pizza. You purchase a vanity car license plate with your screen name on it. You say "he he he he" or "heh heh heh" instead of laughing. You say "SCROLL UP" when someone asks what it was you said. You sneak away to your computer when everyone goes to sleep. You talk on the phone with the same person you are sending an instant message to. You look at an annoying
You Know When...
I am pretty stoked to tell everyone that Matt and i had our one month anniversary on sat woot! it was exciting even though i had to work the whole weekend:( but on sun we went out to eat and went to the park and fed the duckies:) it was fun i tried to name them all but there was to many:( and then he picked me a flower..and it was cute:) so yeah thought most of you would be excited to hear that and i wish everyone a fantastical day! ps..I *heart* matt..ok i'm ditzy girl but hey you've seen him can you blame me That when you havent had sex in a while and then you do have sex..its pretty much the best sex ever..thought you ought to know
You Know What I Fuckin Hate?
After about two months of a "Break" my now ex girl friend decided that maybe her and I shouldn't date but just be friends. I knew it was comeing though we were far to different in all things. Anyhow yeah I'm kinda happy and kinda pissed at the same time. It's like we had everything nice and good but neither of us really had the effort or will to change to be with one another. Meh oh well I will recover in less than an hour likely. Anyway yeah that's an update in my life... I nearly forgot I owe you guy's something to my loyal readers at least. Well if you haven't herd I've basicly finished the book I was writeing so now I am going to give you the sneak preview. This is the prelude of the story of the Lasher. PreLude: To Beat A Dead Whore. Written By John Stocker Inspired by Daughter Of Hell, Beautiful Nightmare, and my own sick twisted little mind. Every person in this world is driven by one thing, every person has th
You Know You've Thought This....
ok, I'm sick, and a bad case of lack of sleep did this to my brain!__this poem that just popped out is beyond me..HAHHA!! But I'm bold enough to share this little treat anyhow..cause ya'll love me anyways. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Now he lays me down for sex I pray the Lord my Butt will flex If I should cum before he does I pray the lord he'll soon be done AMEN! TADA!! That's all folks...
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So as some of you know a while back I decided I was going to try my hand at modeling. Well I sent my pics to a pretty big clothing store and they want to meet with me for an audition! If they like me i'll be modeling for them, you'll see me on their website, catalog and in their stores yay! Wish me luck I'm so excited! I'll let you all know how my audition goes. In a few hours I'll be outta here and I won't be back to work 'till next tuesday! I get to see my baby and I can't wait! I'll see him in about 17 hrs yay!! I won't be on while Im gone so I just wanted to say I hope everyone has a safe and happy holiday take care. much love -Ari Hey everyone, I just wanted to let you all know that I'm going to be gone for two weeks I'm leaving tomorrow for Christmas vacation. In addition to vacation I am moving to GA so I won't be on CT as much maybe even at all till about March or so. I just didnt want anyone to think that I'm ignoring them so if I don't get back to you this is why. We
You Know You Grew Up In The 80's If..
You Know You Grew Up In The 80's if: 1. You can sing the rap to the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air and can do the Carlton 2. Girls wore biker shorts under their skirts and felt stylishly sexy. 3. Two words: Hammer Pants 4. If you ever watched "Fraggle Rock" 5. You had plastic streamers on your handle bars... and spokey-dokes or playing cards on your spokes for that incredible sound effect 6. You can sing the entire theme song to "Duck Tales" (Woo ooh!) 7. It was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons. 8. You wore a ponytail on the side of your head. 9. You saw the original Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles on the big screen..and still know the turtles names. 10. You played the game "MASH"(Mansion, Apartment, Shelter, House) 11. You wore stonewashed Jordache jean jackets and were proud of it. 12. L.A. Gear....need I say more? 13
You Know You Are In Ems When
You know your in EMS if: > > 1) You have the bladder capacity of five people. > > 2) You have ever restrained someone and it was not a sexual experience. > > 3) You believe that 50% of people are a waste of good air. (Aka "Lealman" or "Gulfport") > > 4) Your idea of a good time is a shooting or a car crash (Rollover). > > 5) You put your finger on the emergency button on your radio when anyone seems friendly towards you. > > 6) You believe in the aerial spraying of Prozac and birth control pills. > > 7) You disbelieve 90% what you hear and 75% what you see. > > 8) You have your weekends off planned for a year. > > 9) You believe the government should require a permit to reproduce. > > 10) You refer to your favorite restaurant by the intersection at which it's located. > > 11) You have ever wanted to hold a seminar entitled: "Suicide...getting it right the first time." > > 12) You ever had to put the phone on hold before you b
You Know You Live In 2006 When.....
You know you live in 2006 when... 1. You go to a party, sit down and take myspace pics. 2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years. 3. The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have MSN/Bebo/MySpace/ nor have they joined cheery tap yet 4. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV. 6. Your evening activity is sitting at the computer. 7. You read this list, and keep nodding and smiling. 8. You think about how stupid you are for reading this. 9. You were too busy to notice number five. 10. You actually scrolled back up to check if there was a number five. 11. And now you're laughing at your stupidity. 12. Repost if you fell for it. You know you did
You Know The Diff Between A City Boy And A Country Boy
a city boy walk up and puts it in a country boy puts it in and walks up
You Know You're A Redneck When...
You Know You're A Redneck When... The Halloween pumpkin on your front porch has more teeth than your spouse. You let your twelve-year-old daughter smoke at the table in front of her kids. You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws. You think a woman who is "out of your league" bowls on a different night. Jack Daniel's makes your list of "Most Admired People." You think Genitalia is an Italian airline. You wonder how gas stations keep their restrooms so clean. Someone in your family died right after saying "Hey, y'all watch this!" Your Junior / Senior prom had a daycare. You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off its wheels. The bluebook value of your truck goes up and down, depending on how much gas is in it. Ya' can't git married to y
You Know You're From Wisconsin When.....
1. I am a Marine, I have a problem. This is the first step to recovery... 2. Speech: -Time should never begin with a zero or end in a hundred, it is not 0530 or 1400 it is 5:30 in the morning (AKA God-awful early). -Words like deck, rack, and "PT" will get you weird looks; floor, bed, work out, get used to it. -"F *ck" cannot be used to replace whatever word you can't think of right now, try "um". -Grunting is not talking. -It's a phone, not a radio, conversations on a phone don't include "say again" and don't end in "out" -People will not know what you are talking about if you tell them you tell them you are coming from Camp Lejeune with the MWSS platoon or that you spent a deployment in the OCAC 3. Style: -Do not put creases in your jeans. -Do not put creases on the front of your dress shirts. -A horseshoe cut looks dumb, not motivating. -A high and tight looks really dumb as well. -So does a low reg, but not as bad. -A hat indoors does not make y
You Know Your In Love When...
You know your in love when You know your in love when the hardest thing to say is good bye You know your in love when you think about him breaking your heart and all you can is cry You know your in love when you melt with his every smile You know your in love when he makes life all the more worth while You know your in love when all you do is think of him You know your in love when you always feel as if your hanging on a limb You know your in love when all you wonder is does he love me too You know your in love when they ask if you truely love him and the answer is I DO You know your in love when you want to share with him your hopes, dreams, and fears You know your in love when he leaves you always cry more tears You know your in love when you don't want to go to sleep because reality is better than a dream You know your in love when he does something sweet it's almost like on the television screen You know your in love when you read this poe
You Know You Drink Too Much When....
My computer will go gay, and won't signs me off of this website....and a few others! so If I do not answer you right away, don't take it personal, It is not me or you, its my damn computer! thanx for understanding! ~Elisha YAY! The bears won!! lol now I won't look funny when I wear my bears jersey on superbowl night! :D I'm so excited! they will most likely lose, Grossman SUCKS at quarterback, they need a new one! but if he wins superbowl, I will have a newfound respect for him! so ya'll cross your fingers, close your eyes, and hold on tight....oh and don't forget to root for the bears! lol cuz that would just make me smile even more! I CAN'T WAIT! (I don't think I've been this excited for awhile) lol The drunk; A guy is sitting at a bar in a skyscraper restaurant high above the city. He's slamming tequila left and right. he grabs one, drinks it, goes over to a window and jumps out. The guy who was sitting next to him couldn't believe that the guy had just done that. He
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Show an New CT some love and rate my page and pic been on only 2 hours and I am addicted already. Always looking to meet new people so feel free to add me as a friend or whatever. Take care everyone and lots of love.
You Know Your In Love When...
You Know Your In So Cal When...
YOU KNOW YOU'RE FROM SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA WHEN............ Your monthly house payments exceed your annual income. You drive next to a Rolls Royce and don't notice. You don't know anyone's phone number unless you check your cell phone. You speak Spanish, but you're not Mexican. Or if you are Mexican but don't speak Spanish at all. You begin to "lie" to your friends about how close you are when you know damn well that it'll take you at least an hour to get there (see below). Getting anywhere from point A to point B, no matter what the distance, takes about "twenty minutes". You drive to your neighborhood block party. In the "winter", you can go to the beach and ski at Big Bear on the same day. You eat a different ethnic food for every meal. If your destination is more than 5 minutes away on foot, you're definitely driving. Calling your neighbors requires knowing their area code. You know what "In 'N Out" is and feel bad for all the other states becau
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I could really use some ratings and comments it's valentines day so show me some ove and i promise i'll return the favor if you really put me in a good mood i might even let you in my private album
You Know Your From Mass When
YOU KNOW YOU'RE FROM MASSACHUSETTS IF... 1. The Red Sox World Series win was, and will always be, one of the greatest moments in your life. 2. The guy driving in front of you is going 70 mph and you're swearing at him for going too slow. 3. When ordering a tonic, you mean a Coke. 4. You went to Canobie Lake Park or Water Country as a kid 5. You actually enjoy driving around rotaries. 6. You do not recognize the letter"R" as a part of the English language. 7. Your social security number starts with a 0 8. You can actually find your way around Boston. 9. You know what a "regular" coffee is. 10. You keep an ice scraper in your car year-round. 11. You can tell the difference between a Revere accent and a Dorchester accent. 12 Springfield is located "way out west." 13. You almost feel disappointed if someone doesn't flip you the bird when you cut them off or steal their parking space. 14. You know how to pronounce the names of towns like Worcester, Billerica, Gloucester, and
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You Know You Are From Prince Edward Island, Canada When..........
You Know You're an Islander When... 1) You know that the Red Bridge used to be Green 2) A line of 10 cars or more is referred to as "boat traffic" 3) Your idea of a traffic jam is ten cars waiting to pass a tractor...on the highway. 4) Everyone knows the weather station telephone number 5) A popular phrase is " Quiet!!!!! The deaths are on!!" 6) Dishes are not washed, they are waRshed 7) It seems that more traffic moves on a red light than a green light. 8) Stop signs actually mean yield 9) The 2 red mailboxes at the post office are labeled "Island" and "Away" 10) PEI is the only place in the world with "slippy" roads 11) Islanders "slip" or "run" into town 12) Island drivers have official PhD's (Pot hole Dodgers) 13) Juice comes in plastic bottles and cans while pop comes in glass bottles 14) Tim Horton's Drive Thrus are busier than the banks on payday 15) You think of the major food groups as: Meat, Fish and Tim Horton's. 16) Everyone knows that the largest Cana
You Know Yer From Misery When...
1 dirty Question Body: 1 dirty Question Body: You get to ask me 1 Dirty Question (TO MY INBOX)...any question, no matter how crazy it is, and I promise to answer it truthfully...the catch is... you have to repost this as 1 Dirty Question and see what people ask you................................. Regular FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs Missouri FRIENDS: Call your parents drunk as hell and tell them about the fat chick you tried to pick up -------------------------------------------------------------------- Regular FRIENDS: Hope the night out drinking goes smoothly, and hope that no one is late for the ride home. Missouri FRIENDS: Know some wild shit will happen, and set up rally points and an E & E route. --------------------------------------------------------------- Regular FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong. Missouri FRIENDS: Will be sitting next to you saying, Damn...that shit was fun " ----------------------
You Know You're In A Dachshund House When...
Body: 1. The bed has sausage shaped lumps under the covers. 2. When you come into the house after being away only minutes and you are greeted like you've been gone for 10 years. 3. Footstools are placed strategically around the furniture and bed. 4. The house is decorated with Dachshund items. 5. The owner is decorated with Dachshund items. 6. After the doorbell rings, you can't hear a thing for 10 minutes. 7. Dachshund "nose art" is proudly displayed on each window. 8. All socks, underwear, and shoes have holes in them. 9. All squeak toys no long have squeaking ability. 10. The doors to many rooms must remain closed. 11. The owner's bed never remains made. 12. You will find dogs instead of clothes in the laundry basket. 13. When you arrive, you find the living room covered with chewed up tampons, toilet paper rolls, Kleenex, etc 14. You notice small fox holes in the yard. 15. All waste baskets and trash cans are elevated at least
You Know You're ....
You Know You're Addicted to Internet When... You kiss you girlfriend's home page. Your bookmarks list takes 15 minutes to scroll from top to bottom. Your eyeglasses have a web site burned into them. You find yourself brainstorming for new subjects to Google. You refuse to go to a vacation spot with no electricity and no phone lines. You finally do take that vacation, but only after buying a cellular modem and a laptop. You spend half of the plane trip with your laptop on your lap.... and your kid in the overhead compartment. Your dreams are in HTML. You find yourself typing "com" after every period when using a word processor. You turn your computer off and get this awful epmty feeling, like you just pulled the plug of your loved one. You refer to going to the bathroom as downloading. You start introducing yourself as "Jim at I-I-Net dot net dot au" Your heart races faster and beats irredgularly each time you see a new WWW site address printed o
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You Know You Had A Bad Day When....
This is my horoscope for today: Your effervescent enthusiasm is as delightful as a bubbly beverage. It can light up a room -- and it adds more than its fair share of spark to your love life. You're the romantic equivalent of the Energizer Bunny! One I have never felt less effervescent or had less enthusiasm than I do today. Two I need a 75 watt bulb to light my room. I surely can't do it. Three what love life? The guy I was dating I don't think even wants to see me anymore. Four I may be the equivilant to the Energizer Bunny in bed but some sadistic bastard keeps me going around in circles. So much for the accuracy of horoscopes.. I am home now.. got to visit my Mom.. she is doing a little better.. she is getting treatment and was in better spirits by the time I had to come home.. You know you have had a bad day when you are calling off for the next day before you even leave.... Won't bore you with gory detail.. suffice it to say.. my day started off bad.. 3rd shif
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I dont know what ya'll talkin bout, wantin some "barbie type chick" that wears a size 0. Come on now, how the hell she gonna cook for yo ass!! lol Gimme a thick chick wit some curves her mama blessed her wit. Dont'cha know that 97% of the beautiful (and bootyful) women in this country are "average" size 8 and above? Shyt, ya'll anorexics (if you are anorexic then please seek help) need to eat a meal or two. Let papi handle it and let it be told that damn it CURVES are sexy and THICK IS GOOD! Since Im new here A lot (okay All of you dont know).. that recently my grandpa died of Diabetes. The man that taught me how to be a man is gone forever from the earth, but not from my heart. From tiein a windsor knot (yeah I do know how to tie a tie), to first date advice, my grandad did it all and it is for this that I will be foreva greatful. Old man, you taught me how to live, how to love and how to be ME. Thank you May God Keep you .....Always
You Know Your A Dsm'er
You Know YOU ARE A DSMer if -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- i found this online and thought it was pretty funny. Sitting here reading them saying yup to almost all of them LOL.. 1 = If you've ever had to explain crankwalk to a mechanic.... 2 = If you have a garage full of spare engines, just in case.... 3 = If you've tried to bolt your old 14b onto a riding lawnmower.... 4 = If you've hit your head on the B-pillar during an AWD launch.... 5 = If you have a running tab at the local tranny shop.... 6 = If you go rallying in your daily driver.... 7 = If your driveway has divets in it cause your car never moves.... 8 = If you have a trophy case full of Honda and Mustang emblems... 9 = If you eat "rice" for dinner.... 10 = If people recognize your car by the sound of it's lifter tick.... 11 = If you drive 5 extra blocks for a gas station that has 1 more octane point. 12 = If you get refused on your tread wear warranty eve
You Know You Are From Oregon When..
You know you're from Oregon when... I got sent one of those funny, random lists that reminds me know how hilarious it is to be an Oregonian (mostly from the Portland Metro Area). I thought I would share a few golden ones. You feel guilty throwing aluminum cans in the trash. You know more than 10 ways to order coffee. You know more people who own boats than air conditioners. You stand on a deserted corner in the rain waiting for the "Walk" signal. You consider that if it has no snow or has not recently erupted, it is not a real mountain. You know how to pronounce Sequim, Puyallup, Issaquah, Oregon, Yakima, and Willamette. You are not fazed by "Today's forecast: showers followed by rain," and "Tomorrow's forecast: rain followed by showers." You know that Boring is a town in Oregon and not just a state of mind. You switch to your sandals when it gets about 60, but keep the socks on. You think people who use umbrellas are either wimps or people from Californi
You Know You're From Kansas When....
1. You no longer associate bridges or rivers with water. 2. You have never met any celebrities. (Bob Dole isn't a celebrity; he's your neighbor.) 3. You know the meaning of Rock Chalk Jayhawk. 4. Your closest neighbor is more than a mile away and you can still see him from your front porch. 5. You can properly pronounce Salina, Basehor, Cimarron, Schoenchen, Kechi, Olathe and Osawatomie. 6. Going on vacation means going to Hutch to the fair or to Abilene to Ike's museum. 7. A traffic jam involves two cars staring each other down at a four-way stop, each determined to be the most polite and let the other go first. 8. A Mercedes Benz is not a status symbol. A Ford F10 4x4 is. (Except in Johnson County) 9. You discover that in July it takes only 2 fingers to drive your car. 10. The terms Sooners and Huskers cause hairs on the back of your neck to stand up straight and your blood pressure to rise. 11. You have owned at least one belt buckle bigger than your fi
You Know You're Ghetto If...
You Know Your Drunk When ...
You have absolutely no idea where your shoes, purse, cell phone, pants, bra or any article of clothing you had when you arrived at the bar are hours later. You've just had to get someone to help you pull your pants up in the ladies room. You've been flashing your boobs at anyone walking by. You mistake a police car for a cab and shout obscenities when it doesn't stop for you. (hehe woops) You start crying. There are less than three hours before you're due to start work knowing you have to smell beer all day at work. You've found a deeper side to one of the nerds you work with. The man you're flirting with used to be your 7th grade teacher. The urge to take all your clothes off, stand on a table and sing "Hopelessly Devoted To You" becomes strangely overwhelming. You've forgotten where you live when the bar is on the same street ...hehe You've started to sound like Jessie Ventura from the 60 cigarettes you've smoked. You can't taste the beer in your glas
You Know You're From Kentucky When....
No matter how much you think you talk normally, when you head up North they all think you talk like a redneck Your English teacher says things like "Y'all" and "Ain't Got None" The best restaurant in town is the Cracker Barrel No matter how bad UK's basketball team is, you still belive they'll pull it off and make it to the Final 4 You still believe the South should be it's own nation You believe the Civil War was not a far fight It's not an uncommon site to see a fat man in overalls and a cowboy hat drivin' down the road in a beat up Chevy with a confederate flag hangin' off the back with music from Johhny Rebel blastin' out of his radio Biscuits, gravy, and grits is your favorite breakfast Wakin' up with coons and squirrels on your back porch is not an uncommon thing To you, huntin' aint killin', its sorta like grocery shoppin' You own at least 10 country or southern rock cd's You only own a pair of church shoes and winter shoes In the summer you don't wear shoes Even you
You Know If You're An 80;s Child If
You know you're a child from the 80's if: You remember Don Johnson when he was "cool" You know who shot J.R You remember when Michael Jackson was actually considered something of a sex symbol You practice getting in and out of your car through the windows You owned at least one skinny leather tie. Your first Walkman weighed 10 pounds and was the size of a brick. You wore L.A. Gear tennis shoes. You know the meaning of Wax on/Wax Off You're always "in the mood for dancing" If you can "See Better" with sunglasses that have paint splattered all over the lenses. You wore lace gloves with the fingers cut off, bangle bracelets up to your elbows, bright red Reebok high tops and parachute pants to a school dance You need a shopping cart to carry your personal stereo with you. You remember what Michael Jackson looked like before the surgery. You go rollerskating every Friday night (not to skate, but to 'hang out') You still want to take Karate
You Know You've Been In Iraq Too Long....
When mortars land near your compound and you roll over in bed and think "still way off, I got another 5 minutes" When you start humming with the Arabic song playing on the radio on the shuttle bus Every woman that reports to your unit starts looking attractive Every guy that reports to your unit starts looking attractive You actually volunteer for convoy security duty because you still haven't seen the country yet You start picturing your wife in traditional Arab dress The contractors have more fire power than the military combat units. (This is true) You've spent $200 dollars at Haji-mart on DVDs buying Basic Instinct, 9 Ĺ weeks, and Body of Evidence just for the sex scenes You drink the water from the tap because you want to drop 20 pounds in two weeks Driving around in SUVs with weapons pointed out the windows and forcing cars off the road seems very normal to you When you actually get excited to get a package that contains 3 pair of socks, 12 bars of soap and a
You Know Youre A Cajun....
You Know You're a Cajun When . . . Your last name isn't pronounced the way it's spelled. No matter where else you go in the world, you are always disappointed in the food. You get up in the morning and start cooking a pot of rice before you give any thought to what you'll fix for dinner. Your baby's first words are "long beads." You ask, "How dey running?" and "Are dey fat?" but you're inquiring about seafood quality. When a hurricane is imminent, you have a lot more faith in Nash Roberts than Super Doppler 6000. Nothing shocks you, period, ever. Not politics, hurricanes, red lights, parking tickets, the Saints, Mardi Gras. Your "one martini lunch" becomes a "five Bloody Mary afternoon" and you keep your job. You're walking with a plastic cup of beer. When it starts to rain, you cover your beer instead of your head. Your idea of health food is a baked potato instead of fries with your fried seafood platter. You call tomato sauce "red gravy." You k
You Knew It Was Coming Sooner Or Later Pt 3
i already know who are going to be the ones who read this..and i find that kinda pathetic..but whatever..i guess i must deal with the fact i have some friends out there that are to busy with themselves..well thats a nice way to put it...anyways what is this blog..nothing really..don't feel like i did before i wrote..was going to do the whole poetry thing..but than i realize..fuck it fuck it all and have a great fuicking halloween...and maybe i'll let my story grace myspace blogs...but than i'll have to debate that...til than TwIsT'd well i guess let me add this for those who do actually read well as a secret i am adding the story to this blog..well one that is old and i don't have the updatre to it on her so you may have to wait for the update and final version..and for those with questions yes i wrote this long sumbitch...let me know what you think and don't copy it or i will bury you Time By. Warren Stewart A constricted
You Know Your A Californian When......
You know you're from Southern California when... 1) Your monthly house payments exceed your annual income. 2) You drive next to a Rolls Royce and don't notice. 3) You don't know anyone's phone number unless you check your cell phone. 4) You speak Spanish, but you're not Mexican. 5) You begin to "lie" to your friends about how close you are when you know damn well that it'll take you at least an hour to get there (see below). 6) Getting anywhere from point A to point B, no matter what the distance, takes about "twenty minutes" 7) You drive to your neighborhood block party. 8) In the "winter", you can go to the beach and ski at Big Bear on the same day or mow your lawn in your shorts on New Years Day, and maybe sunburn. 9) You eat a different ethnic food for every meal. 10) If your destination is more than 5 minutes away on foot, you're definitely driving. 11) Calling your neighbors requires knowing their area code. 12) You know what "In-'N
You Know You're From Chicago When...
-- you say "wanna go with?" when you really mean "do you want to come with me?" --you know what Kennedy, Dan Ryan, Stevenson, Eisenhower, Edens, and Bishop Ford have in common and curse at least one of them daily --you know the difference between Richard J. Daley and Richard M. Daley --you say Chicaago instead of Chicawgo --'Da' is a proper definite article --you've been caught speeding in Wisconsin because you had Illinois plates --you know why they call it "the windy city" --you know a good gyros joint --you know what Giordano's, Lou Malnati's, and Gino's East have in common --you don't know which ethnic "fest" to choose on any given summer weekend --you don't pronounce the 's' at the end of Illinois --you become irate at the people who do --you measure distance in minutes (especially from the city) and you swear everything is pretty much 15 minutes away --you refer to Lake Michigan as "the lake" --you refer to Chicago as "the city" --you
You Know You're A Stripper When -
The following is ssssssssssssoooooooooooooo me and sssssssssooooooooooooooooo TRUE!!! Hahaha!! ADULT ENTERTAINERS RULE THE WORLD!!!!!! *************YOU KNOW UR A STRIPPER WHEN...... You are out in public and someone shouts out your stage name and you respond not realizing it wasnt meant for you. You start to think of your future purchases in lap dances. Example: it's gonna take 5 lap dances for me to buy this new bracelet You Keep track of things like paydays, even though you don't get a pay check. You ask your boyfriend or friends to send you "the money vibe" while you're at work. You made 300 in a night and are complaining that it was a shitty night. You buy hand sanitizer and baby wipes in bulk and you dont have any kids. That sanitizer & wipes along with your boob job is a tax write off. You go out with 'regular' friends and feel the need to censor yourself on the dancefloor. You have two separate sections of your wardrobe and makeup
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You Know Who You Are
Goodbye Well maybe now I should just say goodbye You used to be my lover and my friend But I never felt I really was yours So maybe this is the end. I'm different from you,my love has no end Each other we've never understood When I do tell you goodbye again This time it will be for good Whenever I'm mad at you it hurts me so bad And you don't even care I don't know why, I just want to cry And someday I won't be here. The streaks on my arm they've done me no harm They're only made of pen But once they are blood that turns brown They'll be there again and again. If I hurt you, I only hurt myself worse But that doesn't really matter All I seem to do is hurt. And my spirit's bruised and battered. I do not know why it has to be so I really wish it did not But the way this has been going it is basically shot. You don't need me and worse yet, you don't want me And that's how I know These words are the ones I have to speak- I love you, but goodbye.
You Know You Are Living In 2007 When...
1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave. 2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years. 3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3. 4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you. 5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don't have e-mail addresses. 6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries. 7 Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the screen. 8. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and get it. 10. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your coffee. 11. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. : ) 12 You're reading this and nodding and laughing. 13. Even worse, you know exactly
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If you will take the time to read these. I promise you'll come away with an enlightened perspective. The subjects covered affect us all on a daily basis! they were wrote by your 3rd grade teacher I've learned.... That the best classroom in the world is at the feet of an elderly person. I've learned.... That when you're in love, it shows. I've learned.... That just one person saying to me, 'You've made my day!' makes my day. I've learned.... That having a child fall asleep in your arms is one of the most peaceful feelings in the world. I've learned.... That being kind is more important than being right. I've learned.... That you should never say no to a gift from a child. I've learned.... That I can always pray for someone when I don't have the strength to help him in some other way. I've learned.. That no matter how serious your life requires you to be, everyone needs a friend to act goofy with. I've learned.... That sometimes all a person nee
You Know You Want To....
You Know You're From Rhode Island When...
You Know You're From Rhode Island When... You celebrate "birt-day" If your oldah brodah is a retad. If you had a "wickit" good time at the beach. When you hear an amazing fact your immidiate reply is "no suh!" You know the difference between red, white and clear chowdah You consider a car journey of longer than one hour a day trip. You can you curse in Italian. You own garden tools from Job Lot. You have used the expression "Not For Nuthin" You serve bread with every meal. You load up on milk and bread before a snowstorm. You feel compelled to hear at least one weather report a day. You have a bottle of coffee syrup in the fridge right now. You have given a bottle of Sakonnet wine as a gift. You've gotten sick from eating too many clam cakes. Your first live concert was at The Civic Center or Rocky Point. You have close relatives who work for the state. You've gone to "Legs and Eggs". You have used a demolished landmark when givi
You Know You're Getting Old When......
I told my husband yesterday "Baby, you know we are getting old 'cause we actually WANT to watch history." lol We all have made fun of or complained about how our grandparents or even parents are old 'cause they watch history on tv or read the news paper. Wierd how it's SOOO boring in school but you seemed glued to the tube later in life about the same stuff and you find yourself going, "I remember learning that in school." LOL Who agrees????
You Know You're From Michigan When...
1. You've never met any celebrities. 2. "Vacation" means going to Cedar Point. 3. At least 1 member of your family disowns you the week of the Michigan/Michigan State game. 4. Half the change in your pocket is Canadian 5. You drive 86 mph on the highway and pass on the right. 6. Your idea of a traffic jam is 40 cars waiting to pass an orange barrel. 7. You know how to play (and pronounce) Euchre. 8. It's easy to get VERNORS Ginger Ale, Sanders Hot Fudge sauce and Faygo Pop. 9. You know how to pronounce "Mackinac." (Mack-in-aw) 10. You've had to switch on the "heat" and the "A/C" in the same day. 11. You bake with SODA and drink a POP. 12. The movie "Escanaba in Da Moonlight" wasn't funny. You consider it a documentary. 13. Your little league game was snowed out. 14. The word "thumb" has geographical meaning, rather than anatomical significance. 15. You show people where you grew up by pointing to a spot on the back of your left hand. 16. Tr
You Know Your Soldier Is Deployed When.....
YOU KNOW YOUR SOLDIER IS DEPLOYED WHEN.... YOU KNOW YOUR SOLDIER IS DEPLOYED WHEN... 1. You wear old sweatpants and sweatshirts to bed. 2. You can watch whatever you want on TV without arguing with him first 3. You get up in the middle of the night to check your e-mail. 4. You sleep with your cell phone incase he calls in the middle of the night. 5. You love watching cute love movies because it reminds you of all the cute things he does when he's home. 6. You haven't shaved your legs in weeks. 7. The mailman knows you because you are always out waiting for him to come. 8. You start paying close attention in class when the words "military" or "iraq" are mentioned. 9. You suddenly have an obsession with anything military related. 10. You see someone wearing an army, navy, or usmc shirt and you get this overwhelming urge to talk to them. 11. You make friends with strangers online just because they are in the same situation as you and are t
You Know You Love Me :d ( I Hope ) Lol!!
OMG Ive been deemed crazy enough to enter a crazy fu competition..... HELLLP!!!!!!!!!! Click the pic below and help me out if poss please :D Fankoo in advance I shall be awaiting the huge queue to comment me lol!! :D:D:D:D:D CAKES FOR EVERYONE!!!! Thank you everyone who helped me to third place in the craziest Fu competition. There are simply to many to mention by name and some I dont even know but there were a few who were with me almost constantly Jen & friends, THANK YOU!! Lucy & friends, THANK YOU! Emsie love ya millions THANK YOU! Julia your a little star THANK YOU! And a HUGE thanks to everyone Ive missed its impossible to see who you all were, although bombers from other competitors also chipped in to help me... TY Lanny and friends TY Wikid and friends Both of you are wonderful people. Please if you havent done so already go add fan and rate shell she deserves a medal after this one and there aint many like her in here
"you Know You're A Redneck When......"
Yes, the new list is out! Brand new edition of... "You know you're a redneck when......" 1. You take your dog for a walk and you both use the same tree. 2. You can entertain yourself for more than 15 minutes with a fly swatter 3. Your boat has not left the driveway in 15 years. 4. You burn your yard rather than mow it 5. You think "The Nutcracker" is a vice on the work bench . 6. The Salvation Army declines your furniture 7. You offer to give someone the shirt off your back and they don't want it. 8. You have the local taxidermist on speed dial. 9. You come back from the dump with more than you took. 10. You keep a can of Raid on the kitchen table. 11. Your wife can climb a tree faster than your cat. 12. Your grandmother has "ammo" on her Christmas list. 13. You keep flea and tick soap in the shower. 14. You've been involved in a custody fight over a hunting dog. 15. You go to the stock car races and don't need a program. 16. You know how many bales of h
You Know You're From Jersey When...
To all my Jersey gals and guys, I think you will agree with this list! You know you're from New Jersey if: 1. You don't think of fruit when people mention "The Oranges." 2. You know that it's called Great Adventure, not Six Flags. 3. A good, quick breakfast is a hard roll with butter. 4. You have known the way to Seaside Heights since you were seven. 5. Have eaten at a Diner, when you were stoned or drunk, at 3 a.m. 6. At least three people in your family still love Bruce Springsteen and know the town Jon Bon Jovi is from. 7. Know what a "jug handle" is. 8. Know that WaWa is a convenience store. 9. You NEVER, NEVER pump your own gas. 10. Even your school cafeteria made good Italian subs. And it's a Sub, not a submarine sandwich or worse yet, a hoagie, a hero, or a grinder. 11. You know how to properly navigate a Circle. 12. You knew that the above sentence had to do with driving. 13. You know that this is the only "New" state
You Know You're Italian Because:
E y e - T a l i a n (pronounced IT - talian) Why do Italians hate Jehovah's Witnesses? Because Italians hate all witnesses. Do you know why most men from Italy are named Tony? On the boat over to America they put a sticker on them that said TO NY. You know you're Italian when . . . . You can bench press 325 pounds, shave twice a day and still cry when your mother yells at you. You carry your lunch in a produce bag because you can't fit two cappicola sandwiches, 4 oranges, 2 bananas and pizzelles into a regular lunch bag. Your mechanic, plumber, electrician, accountant, travel agent and lawyer are all your cousins. You have at least 5 cousins living in the same town or on the same block. All five of those cousins are named after your grandfather or grandmother. You are on a first name basis with at least 8 banquet hall owners. You only get one good shave from a disposable razor. If someone in your family grows beyond 5' 9", it is presumed his Mother had an affai
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I have alot of great friends and there are those that accecpted my friend request to get points. What I'm looking for are friends that I can talk to. If you still want to be my friend then let me know. I will be cleaning house the 1st of the year. I need a drink...who wants to buy Big Dan a drink I need a drink !!!!
You Know Your Old When...
You Know Your Old When...
You know your old when... 1. Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face. 2. You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along. 3. Getting a little action means I don't need fiber today. 4. Getting lucky means you find your car in the parking lot. 5. An all-nighter means not getting up to pee!
You Know I Have Joined Afew Lounges Out Of "respect"
You Know I Have Joined Afew Lounges Out Of "respect"
You Know Your To Horny When ....
You know your to horny when ......................... 1) A hoover seems like the best option for a blow job. 2) You try to use quagmires ideas to get laid. 3) When a hot dog bun just has to do. 4)when your grandma looks pretty damg good in her housecoat. 5) You get a hard on when the dog licks your hand. 6) You hit on chicks in divorse court. 7) You get a job at a funral parlor to get laid. 8) You shop at ann summers for your newly purchased sheep. 9) Your cat buys you an inflatible doll so u leave it alone. 10) The ladynext door no longer leave pies on her window sill to cool. 11) All your wrinkles have diserpared 12) The crack of dawn look good. 13)you wank off to an episode of the golden girls. 14)When your dog hides from you. 15) Your pharmacy is out of ky jelly and suggests you buy stock. 16) When your right arm is bigger than yer left. 17) Watching reruns of rosanne gets you hard. 18)When the highlight of your day is turning the washer on fast spin. 19) The s
You Know Your To Horny When ....
You Know Ur Aussie When
You know you're Australian when... 1. You're familiar with Neighbours, Home and Away, Playschool, A Country Practice, Norman Gunston, Barry Humphries, Blue Heelers, Ray Martin, Bert Newton, Lisa McCune, Jon Burgess, Number 96, Molly Meldrum, Kerry O'Brien, and of course, Kerry Packer and Rupert Murdoch. 2. You know that Burger King doesn't exist. It's Hungry Jacks. 3. You know that snow is a memorable and freakish occurrence. Sometimes it's even fake. 4. You know the difference between thongs and a G-banger 5. You know that "stubbies" are either short shorts or small beer bottles, a "gimp", "bogan" or "geezer" is a random idiot,someone in trouble is in "strife" and you're liable to burst out laughing whenever you hear of Americans "rooting" for something. 4. You know how to abbreviate every word, all of which usually end in -o: arvo, combo, garbo, kero, lezzo, metho, milko, muso, rego, servo, smoko, speedo, righto etc. 5. You know that some ppl pronounce "Austral
You Know What I Hate.
You know what hate is rich people who believe that they are better than a normal person, because the size of their wallet. I'm a average joe, the guy next door, I am tired of some rich bimbo running me off the road in her BMW because I follow the speed limit. I am a service member in the armed forces, and these people are not even grateful for I do, they say its bad for the economy, well you know what if you give some of the money back that you keep pocketing to the people the economy would be fine, I wouldn't bitching and maybe the world would be better without a few less Hummer's clogging my air on the highway! I went home on leave to relieve all stress I had of my deployment and yet I come home to more stress. I come home to drama and I fucking hate drama. If you are reading this and that means you really give a shit about my friendship I am laying down the rules. I am here to escape the deployment life, I come to flirt and to be honest I am not here to hook up or have internet sex,
You Know What...?
Know what?! I hate to fall in love.... Know why?! 'Coz every time I do so... I cry... I suffer... I become weak... One simple reason... B'coz I don't just "LOVE" ...I also offer my "LIFE"... (^_^)
You Know You Are From Clovis Nm If........
you know your from Clovis NM if...... -You know where NorVaJac Studios is. -You remember when Leanne Rhymes was in town. -The fair is the most exciting thing to happen in your life. -You know that Marshall Junior High used to be the highschool. -You've heard that Marshall used to be a prison. -You know that Gattis is for gangsters and Yucca is for preps. -You know the location of all eight hundred elementary schools in town. -Most of your highschool buddies went to college at ENMU, UNM, NMSU, or Texas Tech. -Clovis Community College, halfway to your future. -You went to Blackwater Draw in fifth grade, but still don't know anything about the Clovis Man. -When someone talks about going to 'the lake', you know which one they're talking about. -You can make it to Lubbock or Amarillo in under an hour. -You take the back way to Albuquerque because there are no cops that way. -You go to Sonic to order an Orgasm. -You've spent at least one year of your life on Main Street. -
" You Know So Many Friends Touch My Heart "
You Know Your Name
You know your name The one who drives me insane Because I have feelings for you I hope you do too One day soon we will meet Hopefully that will be neat I canít wait to see you in person Hoping it will be lots of fun We should click right away With all the things you say Even though we are miles apart You have a place in my heart It may be too much for me to bear If I find out that you donít really care I know what I say and do Are really my feelings for you Hopefully I will find out soon And my heart will burst like a balloon My feelings will pour out And maybe even know without a doubt What you really say is true That you have a place in your heart for me too For what I thought was love before Has left my heart broken and sore I want to see what true love is That is one of my wishes I am really hoping it is there And we become a great pair A true love, I donít think I have ever had And I want a true love really bad And just t
You Know Your To Old To Trick Or Treat When
You know you are too old to Trick or Treat when.. 10. You get winded from knocking on the door. 9. You have to have another kid chew the candy for you. 8. You ask for high fiber candy only. 7. When someone drops a candy bar in your bag, you lose your Balance and fall over. 6. People say: 'Great Boris Karloff Mask,' And you're not wearing a mask. 5. When the door opens you yell, 'Trick or .' And can't remember the rest. 4. By the end of the night, you have a bag full of restraining orders. 3. You have to carefully choose a costume that won't dislodge your hairpiece. 2. You're the only Power Ranger in the neighborhood with a walker. And the number one reason Seniors should not go Trick Or Treating ... 1. You keep having to go home to pee.
You Know You Wanna
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You Know You Are German If ...
You know you're German if... You separate your trash into more than five different bins. Your front door has a sign with your family name made from salt dough. You carry a "4You" backpack. You eat a cold dinner at 6pm. You call your cell phone "handy" and a projector "beamer". You have no problems with nude beaches and saunas. You have asked your Asian-American friend, "No, but where are you *really* from?" You have gotten splinters from environmentally friendly toiled paper. You call an afternoon stroll "Nordic Walking". You are shocked when you have to pay for dental care. You own a pair of jeans in a color other than blue. People start talking about Hitler and Hofbršuhaus when you tell them where you're from. Tenth grade was all about dancing lessons. You work 40 hour weeks and have 6 weeks of vacation a year, but complain about hard times. Your childhood diet consisted of Alete and Zwieback. Your college diet consisted of Miracoli and DŲner. You were educated abou
You Know You're From New York
Born And Rasied In BedStuy "do or die" Section of Brooklyn NYC. Now Resting In The Los Angeles Area of Cali. I'm Pretty Much A Laid Back Kind Of Guy---> Quiet, Intelligent, Multitalented, Open Minded, Creative, Adventurous and Sincere. I Prefer Listening Over Talking Most Of The Time Because You Learn More. " A wise man learns more from a fools questions than a fool learns from a wise mans answers." I Also love To Travel And New Unique Experiences. You say "the city" and expect everyone to know that this means Manhattan. You have never been to the Statue of Liberty or the Empire State Building. You can get into a four-hour argument about how to get from Columbus Circle to Battery Park at 3:30 on the Friday before a long weekend, but can't find Wisconsin on a map. Hookers and the homeless are invisible. The subway makes sense. You believe that being able to swear at people in their own language makes you multi-lingual. You've considered stabbing someone j
You Know You're Living In 2000+ When
1.You accidentally enter your password on the microwave. 2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years. 3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3. 4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you. 5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends is that they don't have e-mail addresses. 6. When you go home after a long day at work you still answer the phone in a business manner. 7. When you make phone calls from home, you accidentally dial "0" to get an outside line. 8. You've sat at the same desk for four years and worked for three different companies. 10. If you don't have your mobile on you, you have no idea what your wife's phone number is. 11. You learn about your redundancy on the 11 o'clock news. 12. Your boss doesn't have the ability to do your job. 13. Contractors out number permanent staff and are more likely to get long-service awards. AND..............
You Know You Live In The Country When...
I look out my window of my room because I heard a loud rumbly noise. What do I see? ...A combine. Haha. I love living back in the country. I really missed it!
You Know Who Ur Friends Are
You Know Who U Are...
UntitledÖUnknown Time stands still. And I close my eyes to see. Stuck with this chill The only one here is me. I can feel the rain. As it drops upon my faceí It etches thoughts in my brain. It takes its embrace. Thunder hits. It never misses a beat. Itís a constant blitz. It doesn't retreat. Lightning clashes The sky turns an ecstatic blue. The world crashes. And I'm stuck thinking of you. Then it hits me. The storm isn't outside. Itís my own marquee. And it wonít subside, Youíre stuck in my mind. Rendering it impossible to think, My vision goes blind. And my brain floods with ink. Itís your love. That consumes my brain. Itís your love. That drives me insane You bring me up. And push down. Throw my heart. All around I throw my friends away. Just for an hour. When All I want is a single day Itís too bad only you have the power I canít help but cry. When I think of our love so true Even though you leave me high and dry I can
You Know You Want To
Ask away............. I had to try this out~~ FEEDINGTHEDESIRE
You Know The Old Saying...
You know the old saying about whoever you kiss at midnight on New Year's Eve is the person you'll be spending the year with? Well... Any volunteers??? lol Have a Happy and SAFE New Years Everyone!!!!
You Know Who You Are
If only you knew, how my heart overflows with love for you. If only you could see the way you fill my hopes and dreams. You're the owner of my heart, the ruler supreme. Even in the dark of night, I've only to think about you to feel your loving light and from this world I drift feeling as if I'll never touch the ground again... If only you knew. If only you could guess how I hear your voice when others speak; for you hold the key to my happiness, and it's always you my soul seeks. If only you could feel, how your very presence has the power to heal, all the wounds inside me. You've made me abandon the pain of yesterday, and you've shown me that the past can no longer stand in the way of what I hope to achieve... If only you knew. If only you could realize the way you've shown me that it's better to give than to take, and whatever I do, I do for your sake. I'm willing to give you my all and expect nothing in return. But, oh how I yearn for you...
You Know Your From Youngstown When....
You Know Your From Y Oungsotwn When......
You know you're from Youngstown if... -You're more worried about the Brown's quarterback's health than your own. -Your high school football games draw more fans than most college games. -You design your Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit. -You say you are from Y-town just to sound cool. -You actually thought the legal drinking age was 18, until you made a trip to the bars in Cleveland and they wouldn't let you in. -Your friends from out of town get scared when you go throught a red light, but you reassure them that it's scarier when you stop. -You find yourself randomly checking on your car while at bar. Who knows at what time you have to report it stolen. -You spend all your money at the bars, just so you won't have to give any to the guy that jumps you. -There are no speed limit signs, because speeding is the last thing on cops' minds. Unless of course you're in Poland. -When someone says their at a "Party on the Plaza" you know where to find them.
You Knw When Your A Raver When
The Raver Manifesto: Our emotional state of choice is Ecstasy. Our nourishment of choice is Love. Our addiction of choice is technology. Our religion of choice is music. Our currency of choice is knowledge. Our politics of choice is none. Our society of choice is utopian though we know it will never be. You may hate us. You may dismiss us. You may misunderstand us. You maybe unaware of our existence. We can only hope you do not care to judge us, because we would never judge you. We are not criminals. We are not disillusioned. We are not drug addicts. We are not naive children... We are one massive, global, tribal village that transcends man-made law, physical geography, and time itself. We are The Massive. One Massive. We were first drawn by the sound. From far away, the thunderous, muffled, echoing beat was comparable to a mother's heart soothing a child in her womb of concrete, steel, and electrical wiring. We were drawn back into this womb,
You Know You Wanna Look!
Officer, this is how the fight started... I rear-ended the car in front of me. I admit that. It was my fault. So, we both pull over to the side of the road, and slowly the driver of the car I hit gets out of his car. . . and you know how you just-get-sooo-stressed... and life... Sometimes, life seems, suddenly funny? Well, the driver of the car I hit is a DWARF! He gets out of his car and I get out of my car. He is frowning and scowling and he storms over to me. Right up close at me he looks up in my face and says, 'I AM NOT HAPPY!' And I don't know what possessed me, officer, but I look down at him and I said, 'Well, if you're not Happy -- which one are you?' .........and that's when the fight started. A man walks into the lingerie department of Macy's in New York City . He tells the sales lady, 'I would like a Southern Baptist bra for my wife, size 34B.' With a quizzical look the sales lady asks, 'What kind of bra?' He repeats, 'A So
You Know You Want It...
I've entered another contest. And if the help I got in the last contest is any indication, I'll lose this one. So help me out more, please. Comment bomb my picture. Perhaps there's something in it for you?
You Kno You Wanna!!!
You Know U Wanna See The Puppies
You Know Your Kinky When
YOU KNOW YOU'RE KINKY WHEN... keep fake hanging plants around the house, just so your mother will never know what all those hooks in the ceiling are really for. realize you've charged more in lingerie than you get paid in a year have more toys than your kids ...your toilet seat is leather. take up macramť, just to learn some new knots ...someone asks how long you've been doing this pony- girl routine, and you snort and start to stamp your foot ...your favorite dessert is hot crossed buns... and you don't eat sweets ...someone says they have a leather man, you almost say "me too!" before you realize they are talking about the tool gadget on their belt. go to the local county fair and salivate when the horse jumps are setup. have the closest 24 hour locksmith as 1 on your speed dial list speak of crop rotation with someone, and they aren't a farmer .
You Know You Wanna
You Know It
You Know What?
I don't like to play games and I don't like people to play games with me. I like to be honest and upfront with people....AND I DONT HAVE THE ROOM FOR DRAMA AND FAKE PEOPLE SO IF YOU ONE OF THOSE JUST LEAVE...
You Know Who You Are......
Things go along smooth & carefree, you joke & have small talk becoming friendly. You swap stories & ask each other personal details, hoping not to cross the line between right & wrong. Then one day after weeks of chit chat & banter you seek the one who makes you smile and without a trace that person has scattered. Now your left to wonder what has happened to your once daily friend. You are left confused & sad not knowing why it had to end. People come and people go, life certainly is a mystery I have come to know. If you find someone and then they leave, cherish the memories and maybe just maybe one day they'll find their way back to you.....talking smooth & carefree. No matter what time of the day it is, whether it be day or night when I think of you I know I'm gonna be alright. You lift my spirits with your little shouts. I wonder if you really know what I'm all about. Life may throw crazy things our way but one thing is for sure our friendship is here
You Know U Are A Firefighter When>
YOU KNOW YOU ARE A FIRE FIGHTER WHEN 1. You can tell what type of fire it is by the smell of smoke 10 miles away. 2. You have ever had a heated debate over the color of fire trucks. 3. You have ever spent 10 min trying to force open a door only to have someone come along and open it by turning the handle. 4. You have ever taken 10 or more showers in 1 day. 5. You lay out your clothes from that day so if there is a call at night you can find them quickly. 6. You take great joy in smashing the windows of a car parked in a fire zone or in front of a hydrant. 7. You have ever been airborne without an aircraft and water was your thrust. 8. You always wear red suspenders. 9. You have ever slept in a hosebed. 10. You carry a ton of specially modified tools in your pocket. 11. You ever cursed out someone for armor-alling the seats to make them look nice. 12. You've ever clung to the air horn chord for dear life because the driver is insane. 13. You have
You Know Who You Are!
CARRIE UNDERWOOD LYRICS "Before He Cheats" Right now he's probably slow dancing with a bleach blond tramp, and she's probably getting frisky... right now, he's probably buying her some fruity little drink cause she can't shoot whiskey... Right now, he's probably up behind her with a pool-stick, showing her how to shoot a combo... And he don't know... That I dug my key into the side of his pretty little souped up 4 wheel drive, carved my name into his leather seats... I took a Louisville slugger to both headlights, slashed a hole in all 4 tires... Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats. Right now, she's probably up singing some white-trash version of Shania karaoke.. Right now, she's probably saying "I'm drunk" and he's a thinking that he's gonna get lucky, Right now, he's probably dabbing on 3 dollars worth of that bathroom polo... And he don't know... That I dug my key into the side of his pretty little souped up 4 wheel drive, carved my name i
You Know You Want Me
You Could Own A Piece of Sweet Serenity.... We Are Auctioning Ourselves Off Live On Cam Bids Starting @ 25,000 Fubucks The More You Bid The More We Do Come See The Staff of Sweet Serenity Live On Cam Doing What It Takes For Your Bids..... 6/21/08 Starts @ Noon Hope To See You There **Just Click The Pic ** **Please Repost** I Could Be Yours.... For The Right Price You Could Have Ownership Of Me For A Month
You Know You Wanna
I want to introduce my new owner!! Freak ~*~ Pwned by Alice in Wonderland ~*~@ fubar She's a great friend to have, she helps out when needed, she's a little weird, but thats ok :), plus she has really big boobs!! What's not to love? If you haven't already, go rate/fan/add/bling/crush her! Do everything you can for her! You won't regret it! (And she'll probably kill me for all of this pink! lmao) Brought to you by the one and only: Abby♥Normal@ fubar I've been doing a lot of thinking lately, and this is what I've come up with (among other things). I want to say that I'm sorry. For past mistakes, present, and future. Some say that you shouldn't say sorry because it can't change anything, and maybe they are right, but I'm giving it a shot. If I've done wrong by you, I'm sorry. I have a temper like you wouldn't believe and more often than not it gets the best of me. I've lost some amazing friends over some of the stupid stuff that I have done. I only wish
You Know Your From The 80's When
* You wanted to be on Star Search. (Didn't we all?) * You can remember what Michael Jackson looked like before his nose fell off. Or even when he had those freaky eyes in "Thriller" at the end of the video. * You wore a banana clip or one of those slap on wrist bands at some point during your youth. * You wore French rolls on the bottom of your splatter painted jeans. * You had slouch socks, and puff painted your own shirt at least once. * You owned a doll with 'Xavier Roberts' signed on it's butt. * You knew what Willis was "talkin' 'bout." * You know the profound meaning of "Wax on, Wax off." * You can name at least half of the members of the elite "Brat Pack." * You can remember watching Full House and Saved by the Bell for endless hours. * You have seen at least 10 episodes of Fraggle Rock. * You know that another name for a keyboard is a "Synthesizer." * You'll always hold a special place in your heart for "Back to the Future." * You know where to go if you "wanna go
You Know You Black When You..... ?
love friend chicken (with hot sauce) and kool-aid ("the red kind") -made a hamburger wit wonderbread -shared bath water with a sibling or cousin -got ya ass beat with an extension cord, flyswatter, shoe, or whatever was laying around at the time -reuse mayonaise and jelly jars as cups -heat up the house with the oven -use two pieces of paper as a dustpan -use dish soap as hand soap -got reusable bacon or chicken grease sitting in a Folgers jar on the kitchen counter -over the age of 20 and still can't swim -the batteries in your remote are held together by duct tape -bring your own food to the movies -you loud for no apparant reason -you use vaseline as lotion, hair grease, and lip gloss - eat a botetos with a piece of white bread - always got the hook up on shit - at one time or another... ur wire hanger provided u wit about 5 channels -if u only go 2 masjed on easter friday or evreyday -if tha only thing u can find in tha kitchen iz noodles kuz u hav
You Know What Really Grinds My Gears
Nobody's come up with a new priest and a rabbi joke in like thirty years. Ya know? I mean, okay, ah, umm. Priest and a rabbi go, go onto the supermarket, and, uh, the priest wants to buy a ham. And the rabbi says, "Ah, I can't eat it. It's forbidden." Couldn't eat it. Not allowed, pigs are like superheroes to them. Is it perfect? No, but I, I don't see you coming up with anything... You know what really grinds my gears? This Lindsay Lohan. Lindsay Lohan with all those little outfits, jumping around there on stage, half-naked with your little outfits. Ya know? You're a... You're out there jumping around and I'm just sitting here with my beer. So, what am I supposed to do? What you want? You know, are we gonna go out? Is that what you're trying to - why why are you leaping around there, throwing those things all up in my, over there in my face? What do you want, Lindsay? Tell me what you want? Well, I'll tell you what you want, you want nothing. You want nothing. All right? Because we
You Know Your From Waterford If...
You Know You Wanna!?!?!
You Know
You Know Who You Are, A Variety Of Things....
Why is it that the people that we think we know go to grave lengths to hurt us, when all that we've done to them is love them, support them and give them out hearts unconditionally. I love someone who claimed that they loved me until the bitter end. I was faithful to them and did whatever was necessary to keep our relationship strong and healthy. These days its no different loving a man or a woman because neither is any better than the other. They can both go behind your back and rip your heart to shreds. I went from being a straight mother, to a lesbian wife and i was happy, i thought that God had given me the world. The person that I loved more than myself hurt me, ripped my heart right out of my chest and just stomped on it. She was suppose to be 100% lesbian, but now she's pregnant by someone that i hate with a passion. Oh God tell me what did i do to deserve this, to not only have someone cheat on me, but get pregnant. I am so heartbroken and mentally and emotionally
You Know You Want To Own Me!
You Know You Want Some
You Know You Wanna....
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You Know You Wanna
You Know U Want Him
You Know You Are A Witch When...
1. Your BOS has spots on the pages from spilled brews. 2. When cleaning house you have to specify. "Where is the broom? No, not the broom, where is the one to clean the floor with?" 3. Candle wax has dripped on your keyboard. 4. There are more jars of strange smelling plants in your cupboards than there are cereal boxes. 5. Friends know they can always give you candles and incense as a gift. 6. When watching old re-runs of Bewitched, you find you side with Samantha's mother Endora. 7. When travelling, stranger and stranger strangers tell you their problems. 8. You find yourself making corn dollies in the checkout line at the grocery store (well, I thought about it). 9. You ask for Halloween off, because it's a religious holiday. 10. You start answering the phone with "Merry Meet".
You Know You're Jealous
You Know.......
You know, I hate to sound like I'm ranting or bitching but I have helped a few people whether it being with getting them leveled up or in a contest or what have you but yet hardly anyone has for one, bought me an auto 11 or a happy hour but yet people want me to help them level or what not, so here is the deal, if you want me to help you level up or help you with a contest than great but this is a two way street, I want either an auto 11 or a happy hour and if I'm not gonna get either one, don't expect me to help you out on leveling up or being in a contest because I think it's really pretty damn sad that I sit here and help some people level up or help them win a contest and don't get me wrong, I like the thank you's but there has to be more to it than that here.
You Know It's Pretty Bad!
You know, it's pretty bad when you have Vonage and have unlimited local and long distance and yet the only people I talk to is for the most part my family or maybe one or two other people. It's also pretty damn bad when you wear sunglasses and people start to ASSUME that your totally blind and can't do anythng which is a load of crap to begin with when I can throw a football and be able to walk or slightly run on flat ground. If I have to go proving it to other people that I can do that, then so be it because I'll be in a mood to prove people wrong, no matter what here. If other people would get their head out of there butt and ask than they'd find out for sure that I can still do it! If others don't think so , come around so I can prove you all wrong!
You Know The Big Brother Thing Right?
Let me start this off by saying I am not as ignorant as this blog may seem. I can show degrees that I have from college and that I am cool about,but when it comes to my daughter I am clueless and learning every day.Always something new.I know that is suppose to be normal but not when you didn't raise her and your parents did for reasons I will not go into. So here it is.I think for the most part we have all heard of Big Brother.My way of thinking is not the reality show,but in the form that someone shows a child or is around a child a lot and does things with them as a big brother does,doesn't matter if it is female or male RIGHT? I put in a lot of hours doing what I do and my baby for the most I feel is neglected,she says she isn't but my heart tells me different.She has only felt really close to one person but to ask him would be wrong and forget about the father he isn't in the picture for a reason. She needs someone that will laugh with her,take her places,help her with thi
You Know
You Know You're Living In 2009 When
YOU KNOW YOU'RE LIVING IN 2009 WHEN 1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave. 2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years. 3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3. 4. You e-mail your mate who works at the desk next to you. 5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends is that they do not have e-mail addresses. 6. When you go home after a long day at work you still answer the phone in a business manner. 7. When you make phone calls from home, you accidentally dial "9 " to get an outside line. 8. You've sat at the same desk for four years and worked for three different companies. 10. You learn about your redundancy on the 11 o'clock news or text message. 11. Your boss doesn't have the ability to do your job. 12. Contractors / Temps outnumber permanent staff and are more likely to get long-service awards. .... and the real clinchers are... 13. You read this entire li
You Know You Are Living In 2009....
YOU KNOW YOU ARE LIVING IN 2009 when... 1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave. 2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years. 3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3. 4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you. 5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don't have e-mail addresses. 6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries. 7. Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the screen. 8. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go get it. 10. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your coffee. 11. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. : ) 12. You're reading this and nodding and laughing. 13. Even wor
You Knoe Who You Are
If I could have just one wish, I would wish to wake up everyday to the sound of your breath on my neck, the warmth of your lips on my cheek, the touch of your fingers on my skin, and the feel of your heart beating with mine... Knowing that I could never find that feeling with anyone other than you
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You Know You're In Missouri When...
For those of you that are not from the state enjoy the jokes. For those of you that are from my neck of the woods....*sigh* you know its ALL true!!!!! LMAO You think everyone from a bigger city has an accent.You failed world geography in school because you thought Cuba, Florida, Versailles, California, Nevada, Houston, Cabool, Louisiana, Springfield, and Mexico were cities in Missouri.The phrase, "I'm going to the Lake this weekend," can mean only one thing. Little smokies are something you serve on special occasions. You know in your heart that Mizzou can beat Nebraska in football. You think Jesse James is a hero.You think I-44 is spelled "foarty-foar.”You've ever had to switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day.You know all 4 seasons: Almost Summer, Summer, Still Summer, and ConstructionYou can't think of anything better than sitting on the porch in the middle of the summer during a thunderstorm. You'll pay for your kids to go to college unless they want to go to KU. You kno
You Know What's Pissing Me Off
You Know You Want To
You Know The Drill
just so you know i did not intentionaly get rid of all my bling....someone whos name i wont say...(shue)....sent some yankees bling to my page...well i hate the yankees almost as much as i hate child molesters...and so in a panic to get† that crap off my page ...i deleted everything
You Know You Like It
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You Know Its Real When!
I have been talking to a few people this morning about true people and its amazing how many people out there hide behind some facade.. I believe i have been myself on here don't get me wrong there are times Ive been a total donk or bitch but its me being me If you had to ask me who the one person on this site i would trust with every aspect of my life is, the answer just spills from my mouth without having to think. There are a few people on her to be honest... but there is one that i have been myself with for over 3 years . Last night i was texting him and I was talking about taking my son to Mission.. he texted me back saying what kind of mission... it made me smile You see I have totally included him into my family that I believed he must know the store I'm referring to.. (mission is a skateboarding store) and of course why would he. Hes never been to my city but hes a part of my life so I just figured he knew... Hes been there to reassure me im not crazy, and when my mom was
You Know Who You Are.....
TO ALL THE KIDS WHO SURVIVED the 1930's, 40's, 50's, 60's and 70's...!! † † First, we survived being born to mothers who smoked and/or drank while they carried us. † They took aspirin, ate blue cheese dressing and didn't get tested for diabetes. † Then after that trauma, our baby cribs were covered with bright colored lead-based paints. † We had no childproof lids on medicine bottles, doors or cabinets and when we rode our bikes, we had no helmets, not to mention, the risks we took hitchhiking. † As children, we would ride in cars with no seat belts or air bags. † Riding in the back of a pick up on a warm day was always a special treat † We drank water from the garden hose and NOT from a bottle. † We shared one soft drink with four friends, from one bottle and NO ONE actually died from this. † We ate cupcakes, bread and butter and drank soda pop with sugar in it, but we weren't overweight because WE WERE ALWAYS OUTSIDE PLAYING! † We would leave home in the morning
You Know You Care!
You Know You Are Bored When...
Am I so much of a meaniepants, I don't think so! When you need to ask fubarians a good topic for a mumm that you are not even†planning to write for two days, you know THEN you are bored. You know you are bored when you write a blog in the form of a mumm hoping no one will look at it.† Should I never show my moobs, or only a little at a time.† A. never, yechhhh B. A little at a time, what is the harm?
You Kill
you kill the love what I loveyou kill the heart what I haveyou kill my soul When you leave you kill the feeling what I've madeyou kill my hope in my dreamyou kill The Smile In My Face†† you make my heart like stoneyou make my life Without soulyou make me hate What I Feel you make me feel empty insideyou make me see All My Fearsyou make My love† Disappear you kill everything inside me and then you leave I wonder if you are humanI wonder if you are my nightmarethe nightmare that become real you kill the love what I Dear†
You Know Your Kinky When...
You Know You Wannnnna
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You Know When Ur From Ohio When...
What Jeff Foxworthy has to say about Ohio. If your local Dairy Queen is closed from September through May, you may live in Ohio. If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance and they don't even work there, you may live in Ohio. If you've worn shorts and a jacket at the same time, you may live in Ohio. If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number, you may live in Ohio. If "vacation" means going anywhere south of Dayton for the weekend, you may live in Ohio. If you measure distance in hours, you may live in Ohio. If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once, you may live in Ohio. If you have switched from 'heat' to 'A/C' in the same day and back again, you may live in Ohio. If you can drive 75 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard without flinching, you may live in Ohio. If you install security lights on your house and garage, but leave both doors unlocked, you may live in Ohio. If you carry
You Know You're From Alabama
-You have a party or a barbeque whenever Alabama plays Auburn in football. -You go to Gulf Shores every summer. -You call the Atlanta Braves baseball team “us” like they’re actually from Alabama. -You have family who would much rather visit Florida than California. -You don’t “take”, you “carry” or “tote”… as in “You want me to carry you down to the 7-11?” -A soft drink isn’t soda, cola, or pop, it’s Coke. -You call it a “buggy” and not a shopping cart. -You’ve said “fixin’ to,” “might could,” or “usetacould” during the last week. -Someone you know has used a football schedule to plan their wedding date. -You can properly pronounce Arab, Eufaula, Opelika, Loachapoka, Bayou La Batre, and Oneonta. -You know exactly what chitlins and mountain oysters are, and though you may not, you know someone who eats them anyway. -You think
You Know Your From Wisconsin When...
Here is a list of things you will encounter while living in the state of Wisconsin. List is in order 25-1 25. More people go to bars on Sundays than church 24. There are more bars than businesses in most towns 23. Your neighbor will help you will anything for a case of beer and a good cookout 22. Water bottles carried through school are normally Vodka not water lol. 21. If you go to AA its because you want the courts off your back so you can drink again 20. The legal drinking age is whenever you can get your parents to buy you alcohol 19. Green and Gold are a perfect match for an outfit 18. The line "Hold my beer n' watch this shit..." enough said 17. Tubing down a river getting completely annihilated 16. The straps on your life jacket are to tie your tubes together when in group 15. Deer Hunting is more than sport its a way of life 14. Goin to grandma's is more exciting then going to the club 13. Family is important 12. God is Great 11. Bitches are crazy 10. Better dru
You Know Its Real
You know it's real when you cant stop smiling,† When your thoughts revolve around him,† He's the one you feel the happiest with,† When theres just that something about him that you dont see in other guys,† And when you're not with him,† The only place you want to be is in his arms
You Like That Uhh?
I just realized you can do a blog on here. HAHAHA Duh me. Well I have been sick as a dog with severe bacterial strep throat.. nasty shit.. couldnt talk my whole boday ached.. BLAH! BUt now i am feeling alittle better still very soar and hurt to talk but i can though..SO THERE! ok thats enough for now.. toodles Meow meow meow meow meow meow ! And ifyou didnt catch that meow meow meow meow meow meow! My poor lil girl.. was at a firends house and their dog bit her in the face.. :( OH MY GODS! she had to get 5 stiches on the outside of her cheek and 2 on the inside. Update... i looked at her paper work and it was 9 stitches on the outside 7 on the inside. she has some puncture wounds but they werent deep enough to stich up.. and when he bit her .. she bit down on the inside of her check and now thats cut really bad... She just cant win!!!! They have her on antibiotics and all that.. she has to go back saturday night for a 24 hours check up. shes on a liquid diet for 48 hours un
You Laugh...
Home is were you put your head at in the end of the night. I will be hear when I can. XOXO to all who read this. There will be a day when you are no longer here and gone. And what will people say about you. You will no longer care! Thus it has been said before ď your action speck louder then wordsĒ so will your life. I always thought that I had a lot of horn but I donít have as much as I thought I did. For it is not for me to say what will be said on my last day nor is it yours for people will talk among them selfís to say what you did and did not do and how thing were. I only hope that people think kind of you / me at that point in time for ones may they remember the good and not the bad. There is a deep horn in life that is to be learned for there is little time here . Mines turn in to days and days in to weeks and weeks turn into years because moths turn to weeks for some reason. I have not broken this code for my little oneís are almost two yrs old and were did the time g
You Light Up My Life........
Psychology Test Your Type is: ENFJ Strength of the preferences: Extroverted Intuitive Feeling Judging 1 88 50 56 The Teachers are found in no more than 2 or 3 percent of the population. They like to have things settled and arranged. They prefer to plan both work and social engagements ahead of time and tend to be absolutely reliable in honoring these commitments. At the same time, Teachers are very much at home in complex situations which require the juggling of much data with little pre-planning. An experienced Teacher group leader can dream up, effortlessly, and almost endlessly, activities for groups to engage in, and stimulating roles for members of the group to play. In some Teachers, inspired by the responsiveness of their students or followers, this can amount to genius which other types find hard to emulate. Such ability to preside without planning reminds us somewhat of an Provider, but the latter acts mo
You Lady Can Now Stand And Pee Weeeee
You Laugh
You'll See
Yeah um I just had the breakfast of champions... I enjoyed myself a nice cold Pepsi!! MMMM yummy! So this weekend me and the kids went to fun plex it was a blast we rode all the rides even got a few bruises from them.. that was a long 9 nine hours though let me tell you!! so how was your weekend? I got this Sexy Comment from! Have a great weekend and keep it safe!!! Weekend Myspace Comments / Cute Myspace Layouts
You Learn
"After awhile, you learn the subtle difference between holding hands and chaining a soul. And you learn love doesn't mean leaning and company doesn't mean security. And you learn that kisses aren't contracts, and presents aren't promises....After awhile you begin to accept your defeats with your head held high and your eyes wide open, with the grace of a woman, not the grief of a child. And you learn to build your roads on today, because tomorrow's ground is too uncertain for plans, and futures have a way of falling down in mid-flight. After awhile you learn that even sunshine burns if you get too much. So plant your own garden, and decorate your soul instead of waiting for someone to bring you flowers. And you learn you can really endure.... That you really are strong, and you really have worth. And you learn and learn..... With every goodbye you learn."
You'll Always Be In My Heart!!!
Send this heart to everyone you know and love, and if you are inside his/her heart, he/she will send it back to you!!! Let's see how many hearts you receive, although it's not quantity, but QUALITY! You will always be in my heart!!! ........∂∂∂∂∂∂............∂∂∂∂∂∂ ....∂∂∂∂∂∂∂∂∂∂....∂∂∂∂∂∂∂∂∂∂ ..∂∂∂∂∂∂∂∂∂∂∂∂∂∂∂∂........∂∂∂∂ ∂∂∂∂∂∂∂∂∂∂∂∂∂∂∂∂∂∂........∂∂∂∂ ∂∂∂∂∂∂∂∂∂∂∂∂∂∂∂∂∂∂∂....∂∂∂∂∂ ∂∂∂∂∂∂∂∂∂∂∂∂∂∂∂∂∂∂∂ ..∂∂∂∂∂ ..∂∂∂∂∂∂∂∂∂∂∂∂∂∂∂∂∂∂∂∂∂∂∂∂ ......∂∂∂∂∂∂∂∂∂∂∂∂∂∂∂∂∂∂∂∂∂ ..........∂∂∂∂∂∂∂∂∂∂∂∂∂∂∂∂ ..............∂∂∂∂∂∂∂∂∂∂∂∂∂ ..................∂∂∂∂∂∂∂∂ ......................∂∂∂∂" 2 hr ago This should probably be taped to your bathroom mirror where one could read it everyday. You may not realize it, but it's 100% true. 1. There are at least two people in this world that you would die for. 2. At least 15 people in this world love you in some way. 3. The only reason anyone would ever hate you is because they want to be just like you. 4. A smile from you can bring ha
You'll Be Seeing More Of This
Chicken DanceAdd to My Profile | More Videos If you or anyone else not going to be nice to me then expect the same reaction right back i wont hesitate what so ever i will say whats on my mind and if you cant handle it then take the fucking drama to yer momma or infact if you dont have anything nice to say to me then dont say it at all and dont go crying to anyone cause they aint going to help you either since you the one who started this hole mess in the first place now just deal with it thanks :) have a blessed day
You'll Never Know
You'll never Know You'll never know all the tears I've cried, You'll never know how hurt I am inside, You'll never know how I've loved you, You'll never know I think of you no matter what i do, You'll never know how I feel will always be the same, You'll never know that I can't stop these tears of pain, You'll never know how sad You'll never know you're the reason I've been alone all along, You'll never know how much I care, You'll never know all the pain I bare, Baby can't you see, You're killing me, I want you to know that I'll be there to the end, No matter what I'll always Love you
You Love Me
No longer am I a lonely soul Waiting for someone to find me My nights are not so desolate I don't spend all my time crying The tears I shed now Are the ones of raw emotion That stir deep down within Just knowing that you love me And it is a love without end Like shards of electricity I feel your thoughts come through A portal we have, that brings me you Your love has touched me deeper Than any I have known My angel was smiling down on me The day you were sent you see We giggle when we talk of little nothings We giggle when we talk of little somethings It is a warm and passionate feeling That knowledge of someone who truly cares It looks like the dreams of love I always had Are definitely coming true This is something that makes me glad With each moment and every passing day I am ever grateful that you love me. No longer am I a lonely soul Waiting for someone to find me My nights are not so desolate I don't spend all my time crying The tears I shed now Are t
You'll Know In 5 Minutes
just plain and simple, I was recently chastised because I choose not to add someone as a friend. it came as a heads up from someone who has since been deleted from my friends list. I do not need to be prompted to add someone just because you think I should, I am my own person and do not follow the masses to have more friends than I have the ability to write to on a regular basis. I was told I am the sole demonstrator against the millions on here who choose to do this, and it is my loss not theirs that I have decided not to add them(Big Fuckin deal) furthermore it was relayed to me that I should check a profile before making a decision on whether I want to not add a person, well I did and I didn't care for them then and I still don't now. so if you are one of those who feel the need to pimp your friends or "show some love" for no apparent reason or in hopes of compelling me to return the favor. just walk on by. I have no time to participate in mindless bullshit. now if we are friends:
You Live In Texas
TEXAS Forget Rednecks, here is what Jeff Foxworthy has to say about folks from Texas ... If someone in a Lowe's store offers you assistance and they don't work there, you may live in Texas If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you may live in Texas . If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number, you may live in Texas . If "Vacation" means going anywhere south of Dallas for the weekend, you may live in Texas . If you measure distance in hours, you may live in Texas . If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once, you may live in Texas . If you install security lights on your house and garage, but leave both unlocked, you may live in Texas . If you carry jumper cables in your car and your wife knows how to use them, you may live in Texas . If the speed limit on the highway is 55 mph -- you're going 80 and everybody is passing you, you may live in Texas . If you find 60 deg
You'll Find That...
....I don't care if you see me naked. ....I pretty much do whatever it is that I want to. ....I'm a major bitch if you do me wrong. ....I turn into mama bear if you mess with my kids. ....I have a very black and white way of looking at in between. ....I can hold a grudge till the day I die. ....If I don't like you..I tell you. ....I do not want to be involved or informed of your drama. ....I'm easily annoyed by stupidity. ....I'm not offended easily. ....I don't care if you don't like me. ....I'm one hell of a mother, cook, wife and friend. ....I love my man with every fiber of my being. ....I live with the choices that I made and I own them. ....I don't really have a filter when it comes to my mouth. ....I say what I mean and I mean what I say. ....I don't hate. ....I'm not a jealous person. ....I have the gift for knowing when others are up to no good. ....I'm a very intelligent person regardless of the blonde moments and the hick accent. ....I don't th
You Love Me, Don't Lie To Yourself.
I guess I didn't get my male cat fixed in time. He's impregnated his MOTHER and SISTER! Look at him.... He's so guilty. Some guy posted a picture of his no no area on my page. It's been deleted, but seriously? REALLY! I want to kick people, NOW! Fucking gross. Even if I were straight, I still wouldn't want some guy to do that. I don't want any girl to do that. That's not okay. Cause ew! I'm just in shock that someone would post so many rates and comments on my pictures and whatnot, to turn around and post a picture of his naughty bits. He must not have read anything. See, if you would just read things. Give me ideas on how announce the lesbianism more. Because I'm super annoyed and I'm tired of blocking every guy that talks to me. Because I do like guys as friends, and I want to have kick ass internet friends on here. I just don't want to see them naked. *muahs* I just fucking did homework for 6 hours. I have been awake for 22 hours! I worked all da
You'll Never Be Big
Someone get me drunk. SHITFACED.
You Light Up My Day
You light up my life with your smile You give me a hope with your love Whenever I think of you in my heart My troubles are gone and I can smile again Knowing that there's an angel out there Who can light up my darkest nights Take my fears away with his tender kiss Its enough for me and I want him to stay forever By my side Please stay forever Baby, you've lighted up my life You've taken all my troubles away from me If there's any reason that I must give to make you stay Its because I love you and you will always be In my heart
You'll Shoot Your Eye Out!!!
You'll Never Guess!!!!! So Cool
Youll Probably Think Im Gay For Saying This
1. Guys are more emotional then you think, if they loved you at one point, it'll take them a lot longer then you think to let you go, and it hurts every second that they try. 2. Guys may be flirting around all day, but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about. 3. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile. 4. Guys will do anything just to get you to notice him. 5. Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend or ex love-interest. Unless they're goin for the let-her-complain-to-you-and-then-have-her-realize-- how-wonderful-and-nice-you-are method. 6. A guy who likes you wants to be the only guy you talk to. 7. Boyfriends need to be reassured often that they're still loved. 8. Guys don't care how gorgeous you are, if you're a bitch-- Goodbye. 9. Giving a guy a hanging message like "You know what?!..uh...nevermind.." would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what you are thinking. And he'll assume he did something wrong
You Lied
Setting sun can't shine, now you're gone Inside sleeping, my heart beating You know that you tried to hide it Shouldn't you have said what you meant? Oh... Time heals, time congeals around us Endless hours of wasted moments Understanding, not demanding Your eyes tell what you feel inside Setting sun can't shine, now you're gone Inside sleeping, my heart beating You know that you tried to hide it Shouldn't you have said what you meant? Oh... YOU LIED!
Youll Die Laughing
> Skinny little white guy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this > HUGE black guy standing next to him. > >> The big guy sees the little guy staring at him looks down and says: > "7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch private, 3 pound testicles, Turner > Brown." > >> The little guy faints and falls to the floor. > >> The big guy kneels down and brings him to, shaking him. The big guy > says: "What's wrong with you?" > >> In a weak voice the little guy says, "What EXACTLY did you say to me?" > >> The big dude says: "I saw your curious look and figured I'd just > give you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me..... I'm > 7 feet tall, I weigh 350 pounds, I have a 20 inch private, my > testicles weigh 3 pounds each, and my name is Turner Brown." > >> The small guy says: "Turner Brown?!...Sweet Jesus, I thought you > said, "Turn around" Cat Lover or Not, this is hysterical! We've all had trouble with our animals, but I don't think anyone can top this one:
"you Left Your Mark."
You Left your Mark It seems like just the other day I heard the starterís gun That loud report that told us both the race it had begun And then you unleashed your passion, yes from the very start You left me standing in the dust, as you went and left your mark That race was one unbalanced, the deed was now complete Not measured by mere stamina, or with the fastest feet To the victor went the spoils, and the prize it was my heart And you held fast to your trophy, as you went and left your mark But that race was not the only way you went and made me yours There were at least a million times we shared revolving doors That left me with the spins, yet still you played your part So certain and determined, you had to make your mark Yet your mark it sometimes made me hurt, it had a darker side And right here sit the buckets filled with tears I cried From the times I felt like dying, when I was torn apart By your riding crop of caring, as you went and left your mark I
You Love It
You Love Another Person
You Love Another Person
You Love Another Person
You tell me these things †"i love you", "I'll protect you" but at the end of the day it's not what you do cause i've waited for hours without a reply and stayed up all night to the sound of my cry and you never worry you're carefree and fun while i stress all day wondering if we're done You look at other girls the way you used to look at me and the hardest thing about it is that you don't even see that you're breaking my heart with each passing day and its not just what you do its what you don't say †you'd tell me i was beautiful and look deep in my eyes even my worst day you'd easily revise you'd hold me in your arms no need for a kiss just the sound of my breathing and my eye brought sweet bliss †but now we sit in silence and look away from eachother and i'm just waiting for the day when you tell me you love another person
You'll Soon Find Out
When I look at you, here’s what I see. A Blade, thorns, surrounding me. I am the rose in the middle, refusing to wilt. Full of fire, passion, yes, even guilt. I have qualities, that you’ll never possess. A conscious, regret, you’re just like all the rest. I am powerful, strong, born suited for war. That is exactly, what I’m here for. Don’t think for a second, that I am weak. Because I have chosen, not to speak. You think I don’t know, but I have seen it all. With a Blade in my back, and my heart torn in two, I’m still standing tall. So, do what you must, to “try” and defeat me. You’ll soon find out, that doesn’t happen very easily.
You Little D**k Piece Of S**t
A random stranger, sends me a link. I clicked it, didn't even think. And there he was, whacking away. Instantly got pissed, couldn't help but say. What the Hell makes you think, I wanted to see that? He would have to let go of his junk, to write me back. He tried to apologize, but I was too pissed. You make me sick, I wanna puke, seriously disgusted. Do you not realize, this is a screen. And you're not showing me anything, I haven't already seen. But do continue, have fun with it. But don't message me again, you little dick piece of shit.
You'll Just Have To Deal
It must be nice, living in your world. I don't think I have ever despised, anyone this much before. Sneaking and disguising, but I can see through your cold heart. I knew you were there, seen you from the start. I don't see you as a threat, you're just a scared little bitch. I am here to stay, so deal with it. You can't run me off, not scared in the least. I am out there for everyone, including you to see. Try and beat me, you wrinkled up old hag. Dang, I've resorted to name calling, how pathetic is that? I don't care, I'm saying what I feel. Like it or not, you'll just have to deal. With the fact that you, cannot move me. My feet are planted on the ground, firmly.
You'll Be Screaming My Name
I put on this gown, just for YOU. It's silky, smooth, see-through. Touch it, let it slide off your hand. Take pride in knowing, YOU are my man. Lay me down gently, slide it from the bottom up. Hang onto the soft moans, created by your touch. Get lost in my curls, covering the bed. Creating a halo, over my head. I am no angel, but this feels like Heaven. Holding onto YOU, and the love YOU are giving. All I ask is please, don't stop. Nothing compares to this, feeling I've got. The passion, the peasure, the raw emotion inside. A feeling too powerful, impossible to hide. Don't pull away, don't YOU dare. You're hitting all the right spots, so be prepared. I'm bringing my, "A" game. I promise you before it's over. YOU'll be screaming my name.
You Live With It!!
The pain is too intense, to ignore. I need to find the key, to lock this door. To lock it forever, and never find it again. The door that opens a gateway, to back then. It’s in my head, I can’t get over the pain. The constant battle, the screaming of their names. I am not sure if I was, living at all. My heart was beating, but from behind a wall. A wall I built for myself, only I know. Somewhere safe in my head, I would go. Whenever they would creep in my room, take it from me once again. It was never really me they took, they couldn't get in. To my safe place, inside my mind. I had to be there, at that place and time. Otherwise I would have been, forever lost. But a piece of me is still stuck there, I will pay what it cost. To just forget, to wipe the slate clean. To start over, a new beginning. To be able to reach out, and someone grab my hand. To not be the victim, to not understand. What it’s like, to be on the strong survi
You Might Be A Pagan If:
1. When you're sworn in in court, you bring your own grimoire. 2. You've been seen talking to cats. They talk back. You understand what they're saying. 3. When asked if you believe in God, you ask, "Which one?" 4. You know what "widdershins" means. You apply it. 5. You have an entire spice cabinet and you don't cook. You know that laurel and bay leaves are the same thing. 6. You have a frequent buyer card at the local antique bookstore. The proprietor of said bookstore picks out anything to do with the Celts and saves it for you. 7. You think Mercedes Lackey should be a cultural icon. 8. You know that there are exceptions to the laws of physics. You've caused them. 9. The first thing your guests say is, "My, that's a nice... altar... you have there." 10. On Halloween, you yell "Happy New Year!" at passers-by. 11. You know that Christmas trees were originally pagan symbols. That's why you bought one. 12. You have friends who say they are el
You Mean The World To Me
To brokenhearted women, please heed these words I say, the pain you think eternal will come to rest one day. Your destiny has whispered he wasn't the one for you, true love would never allow the pain he's put you through. A soul mate will always protect you, he won't hurt you in any way, and the bond that forms between you will grow stronger every day. Don't shed your tears in silence, there was nothing you could do, God gave you the strength of a woman, and your faith to carry you through. Time is so short and precious, so make every moment last, live today, tomorrow, don't dwell upon the past. The one who left you broken will come to rue the day, and the pain you thought eternal will slowly fade away. Maybe It's Over My Dream Man!!! I know time waits for no one Something I always knew Yet if anytime you need me I will always be here for you I hope I will be remembered Even at some later date I remain at the same place Please know it's no
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Bet u didn't know I'm completely obsessed with being massaged I wear two pairs of socks in the winter bc i hate when my feet are cold...but yet i like to wear flip flops when its 2 degrees also...weird. I can't go a day without doing my eyebrows I'm not close to my mom or dad... my friends are my family I LOVE milk I hate when people drive my car and mess with my lighting on the dash (haha Tim) I love arguing till i get my way...or atleast get my point across..not to mention having to have the last word I dont like very much chocolate at one time or candy at all... I have to blow dry my hair as soon as i get out of the shower bc it is naturally a NAPPY curl LOL. I have a very tough outside and a very compassionate inside I order water with lemon and add 2 sugars I laugh at most things and try to make others laugh as well I cant sit still in the car or anywhere always figgiting and tapping my leg..its just a habit I wear rings a
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You Might Wanna Think About Things...
THIS IS SOOOOOOO SAD! A Little Babies Pain I am but a babe not yet born, my mommy has a decision to make that has her torn. she needs to decide to keep me or the drugs, the drugs can get her high, but I can give her hugs. I'll never run out on her and my love won't cost a dime,she can overcome this one day at a time. All she has to do is have the willingness, turn it over to god and he'll guide her through the rest. If she keeps doing drugs I'm almost certain to die, I wonder if she feels the tears from my little baby eyes. My mommy chose the drugs it's so sad to say, just like my life began it ends today. My mommy will cry for days to come, it's too bad the drugs kept her from meeting her son. Someday we'll meet when the time is right, but we'll meet in death instead of life. I would have brought her happiness if only given the chance, she would have seen my love for her in one tiny baby glance. 1999 By: Jennifer Lawson
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i had to move pics , so i lost your comments ,, sorry all was looking thru the videos and because of the mood of the evening of what i wanted to listen and see ,i just thought maybe someone may see one they like as well . hope so ,, enjoy!! ( or not)
You Mean Sexy Left?
i didnt know it left? wow i am glad we have somebody like justin timberlake( skinny as white kid) to tell me he found sexy ( cuz i didnt think a boy like that knew where to find sexy except his girlfriend which is funny shes even lookin at him) and brought it back! wewh what a relief he found it next time it goes missing would someone contact me please just it would be nice to know and i dont want to have to hear it from someone like justin next time
You Must!
POST: You must stick your finger up your ass! LORD, just to become someones FAN you have to be level one?
You Must Read
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You Might Be Pagan If...
1) When you are sworn into court, you bring your own grimoire. 2) You've been seen talking to cats. They talk back and you understand what they are saying. 3) When asked if you believe in God, you ask, "Which one?" 4) You know what "widdershins" means and you apply it. 5) You have an entire spice cabinet and you don't cook. You know that laurel and bay leaves are the same thing. 6) Your familiar's ashes are on the mantel piece 7) You know there are exceptions to the law of physics. You've caused them. 8) The first things your guests say is "My, That's a have there." 9 )n Halloween, you yell "Happy New Year!" at passers-by. 10) You now that christmas tree's are originally Pagan, thats why you have one! 12) You have friends who say they are elves and you believe them. 13) You commit blasphemy in the plural. 14) Upon dying, your first thought is, "Damn it, not AGAIN." 15) When you say "Mother Nature," you don't mean it in a anthropomorphic w
You Must Be Cool
I see that a lot of "women" if they're even real, have TONS of fans and are quick to take a comment but lack the ability to leave a comment. Is having a ton of fans a status thing? Do you win a free car or something? I subscribe to the golden unto others. If all you care about are numbers....good luck with that. I'm here to network and meet interesting ppl. If you fan me, I'll fan you back. If you friend invite me.....same same. If you think you're hot cuz you have 847 fans but don't talk to any of em---you probably aren't. Showing your cleavage does NOT make you sexy.........or sexual for that matter. How do I know? Try me
You & Me
And sometimes all I want is a piece of you for every piece of me... I have wrecked a home; not a happy one, but a home nonetheless. I have become something I never thought myself capable of. I am the other woman. And it's not even full time. It's part time. It's...whenever there is time. Which there rarely is. And deep down I know why I did it. And it isn't any of those sickening reasons most people do things they would normally never do (i.e. "I'm still in love with him/her" or "I just can't let it go...") Oh, no. I did it out of pure and unadultered (ha!) hatred. I wanted to smash every ounce of happiness that he could possibly ever obtain from his current living situation. Because he stole pieces of my heart that I stupidly and willingly gave away AND that I can never get back. I want every piece of his happiness until it's equal to the happiness of mine that he smashed and threw away. I don't love him anymore. I sure as hell don't need him anymore. The only sick need I have i
You Make Me Sick
if you're married or in a commited/serious relationship. please, please don't call me sweet little names and try to hit on me. don't try to talk to me in any other way than as a friend. it pisses me off. i don't fuck with people's boyfriends or husbands. i show women respect. the same respect that i would like to be shown. i really hate to be a bitch or sound like one, but i can't help but to feel strongly about this. i know i have written a blog like this before. but i have decided to do it again. ATTENTION MEN: IF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND, FIANCE, OR WIFE. PLEASE DO NOT, I REPEAT DO NOT SPEAK TO ME IN ANYTHING BUT A FRIENDLY SORT OF WAY. I'M SO TIRED OF HAVING GIRLFRIENDS AND WIVES ALL OVER ME ABOUT TALKING, SIMPLY TALKING, TO THEIR MEN. i will never and have never been with a man who was married or taken (unless he lied to me & i didn't know about it). i think girls who do that are down right trashy and deserve to be punched in the face and pushed into a firey hole of doom. lol
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I was updating my profile the other day and after I submitted it, fubar did a bouncer check and then didn't save my changes and actually deleted my About Me section. I haven't had the time to sit down and rewrite it yet. Sorry. If anyone has any ideas of things I should add to my page, let me know. Thanks, Orgasmic Aimee If you read my blogs, please rate them. I have been thinking about creating a lounge here on fubar where I can go chat with friends when I am online. Do you think it is a good idea? What do you think I should name it if I do one? Thanks for any input. Orgasmic Aimee You prefer Rough sex! You like it ROUGH. Hard, great, wonderful slamming sex is your type of sex. More the product of lust than love - and utterly horny - rough sex is what satisfies you. 'What is the best type of sex for you?' at
You Made Me So Happy Tonight
You May Be A Bit Dependent...
You Must Not Know
How can a man really expect a woman to wait around for him? Knowing very well that the woman has feelings for him that are strong and unwavering. He says that he loves her and misses her only to tell his previous ex the same thing. OK so here's the story: I dated this guy for over 2 years. HE lied to his friends and family about our relationship because he was afraid of commitment and was afraid of his feeling s for me.... well that is what he says... However he has done this with all his ex's I was just the worst case. His parents think I am addicted to Meth and other drugs.... which I am not. His friends are under the impression that I was physically and mentally abusive during the relationship and caused him to become depressed and reserved. He was depressed when I met him and he continued to be that way. No matter what I did to try to help it just got worse. He would just snap at me and treat me like I was a huge pain in the ass. I tried to talk to him, I tried to talk to his f
You Might Cry
A Poem That Gives You Goosebumps... A drunk man in an Oldsmobile They said had run the light That caused the six-car pileup On 109 that night. When broken bodies lay about "And blood was everywhere," "The sirens screamed out eulogies," For death was in the air. "A mother, trapped inside her car," Was heard above the noise; Her plaintive plea near split the air: "Oh, God, please spare my boys!" She fought to loose her pinned hands; "She struggled to get free," But mangled metal held her fast In grim captivity. Her frightened eyes then focused "On where the back seat once had been," But all she saw was broken glass and Two children's seats crushed in. Her twin
You Must Be Joking....
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You Might Be A Military Spouse If....
You might be a military spouse.... If you know what an LES is and can read it. If you know "going to the commissary" means the same as "going to the grocery store". If you've ever stood way down the dairy section aisle of the commissary waiting to be checked out by a cashier. (This usually happens on paydays.) If you're broke by around the 12th and 27th of every month. If you spend at least one day a week sleeping by yourself. If that one day a week is no big deal to you. If one week or one month away from your spouse is no big deal either. If you spend more time with your neighbors than your spouse or have ever felt "married" to one or more of your friends. If you've ever checked your email multiple times a day in hopes your spouse has written you and know how horrible email being "down" is. If the thought of another deployment makes you cringe. If you've ever stood helpless while your kids cry for Daddy (or Mommy), wishing you could tell them it woul
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You Might Be A Redneck If...
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You Might Be A Jedi Redneck If
Your Jedi robe is a Camouflage color. You have ever used your Light Saber to open a bottle of Boone's Farm Strawberry Hill. You think the best use of your light saber is picking your teeth. At least one wing of your X-Wing is primer colored. There is a blaster rack in the back of your landspeeder. You have bantha horns on the front of your landspeeder. You can easily describe the taste of an Ewok. You can find no grammatical errors in the way Yoda talks. You think that the Stormtroopers Elite Guards are just KKK members with really good sheets. A peaceful meditation session is one without gas. You can levitate yourself using a force from within, but not the force. Your master ever said "My finger you will pull..hmmm?" You have ever had an X-wing up on blocks in your yard. You ever lost a hand during a light-saber fight because you had to spit. The worst part of spending time on Dagoba is the dadgum skeeters. Wookies are offend
You May Not Wanna See This Shit
THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD ... Body: Well, it's shit ... that's right , shit! Shit may just be the most functional word in the English language. You can smoke shit, buy shit, sell shit, lose shit, find shit, forget shit, and tell others to eat shit. Some people know their shit, while others can't tell the difference between shit and shineola. There are lucky shits, dumb shits, and crazy shits. There is bull shit, horse shit, and chicken shit. You can throw shit, sling shit, catch shit, shoot the shit, or duck when the shit hits the fan. You can give a shit or serve shit on a shingle. You can find yourself in deep shit or be happier than a pig in shit. Some days are colder than shit, some days are hotter than shit, and some days are just plain shitty. Some music sounds like shit, things can look like shit, and there are times when you feel like shit. You can have too much shit, not enough shit, the right shit, the wrong shit or a
You My Friend
I've written many lines quite easy to find All I had to see was you in my mind Thoughts so clear and bright Brought me a whole new world from darkness to light A picture is worth a thousand words! Only if it begins with I love you This much is true I'd search high and low for just a glimpse of you! Goes to the antage "What more can I do for you?" You touch a place in me long since withdrawn! Your warmth and presence brought me from hiding I hid all ! No sense lying I was a cold person! Didn't care bout dying With you in my life !So now I'm fighting! You gave me reason to go on You are the words to a true Love song I will keep you in my heart for evermore It's you my Love I truly Adore. Here I sit in another time. Searching my mind for yet another line Another line that never seems to define The Love I have for you! The Love i have for you occupies al of my mind! I didn't realize that from the start You
You Might Be A Golddigger If.....
You may be a Golddigger ifÖ 1. You can not financially support yourself (and/or child) and feel having a man in your life would solve the problem. 2. You feel you are a better person because of the price of the clothes you wear or the car you drive, whether you paid for them yourself or someone bought them for you as a gift. 3. You feel you are a better person based on the status of the company you keep. Whether they are your friends or friends of the person you are dating. 4. You have no problem with the man you are dating financially supporting you by paying all your bills including, but not limited to, your rent, cell phone bill, car note or even your childís tuition. 5. You feel the price of a gift is equivalent to how much the gift giver loves you. 6. You feel your boyfriend is supposed to have your financial back. To ensure he is capable of this you may create a false financial crisis to see if he hands you cash to solve your problem. He has to pay out o
You Make My Heart Melt
You make my heart melt Into a puddle on the floor I am looking for love Please donít close the door To love or not to love That is the question I ask Why must loving someone Be such a hard task I think because itís full of emotions That makes it so hard If I fall in love with you Then I am letting down my guard It is up for a reason This you should know My heart has been broken A few times in a row I know things wonít be perfect Because I know they never are But with you I hope Iím not just wishing upon a star I have feelings deep and so true For what I feel and have to say Is that I am falling for you More and more each and every day Sometimes I wonder Am I setting myself up for more pain? Is this for real to him too? Or is it just a game My heart is not a toy Please donít treat it as such I have thought about you Oh so very much I really hope that when we meet That you will love me And we will go beyond all of this And what happens
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You Make Me Quiver
"U Make Me Quiver" My body throbs with anticipation of when it will be filled with your sweet ejaculation Our bodies move in a rhythmic motion the slapping of our skin is the only commotion You pull my shoulders down and deeper in you go I lay my head back and begin to lose control You kiss me on my neck and glide your tongue down to my breast and before you even started, I got excited and yelled YES! Your tongue played my nipple like the string on a violin While your long dedicated strokes made me quiver within Then you picked me up, all the while still inside And placed my back against the wall and I began to ride You closed your eyes I couldn't believe the passion that was building We had been going for so long my muscles had no feeling. I kissed your lips trying to make up for the sex you'd given me Ever since you began I have been living my fantasy I took it slow and rode you gently because I knew you wer
You My Sir...
I just cant find the way To express my love for you You are just amazing In everything you do. The time I spend with you Is the best Ive ever had And you always know how to help me When its me who's feeling sad. I don't know how to say this But ill do my best and try And I just want you to know That you sir, are the perfect guy You make me feel so special You make me feel so right And if I had it my way I would always hold you tight I hope that I don't lose you I pray to god each day Because as long as you are here I can push my pain away. I'll hold you in my heart I said I'd hold, I said I'd hold you in my heart 'till I can hold you in my arms. Like you've never been held before Well I'll think of you each day and then I'll dream the night away Oh, 'till you are in my arms once more I love you oh so much And that I know is true Because no matter what I do I cant keep my eyes off you I hope we are together For time and time to come
You Must Read This Aloud To Effectively Learn Chinese In Five Minutes!
1. That's not right................. Sum Ting Wong 2. Are you harboring a fugitive........Hu Yu Hai Ding 3. See me ASAP.......................Kum Hai Nao 4. Small Horse........................Tai Ni Po Ni 5. Did you go to the beach?...............Wai Yu So Tan 6. I think you need a face lift........Chin Tu Fat 7. It's very dark in here..............Wai So Dim 8. I thought you were on a diet..............Wai Yu Mun Ching 9. This is a tow away zone.............No Pah King 10. Our meeting is scheduled for next week....Wai Yu Kum Nao 11. Staying out of sight!............Lei Ying Lo 12. He's cleaning his automobile.......Wa Shing Ka 13. Your body odor is offensive......Yu Stin Ki Pu
You Might Be A Redneck.roflmao..
"You know you're a redneck when...... 1. You take your dog for a walk and you both use the same tree. 2. You can entertain yourself for more than 15 minutes with a fly swatter. 3. Your boat has not left the driveway in 15 years. 4. You burn your yard rather than mow it. 5. You think "The Nutcracker" is something you do off the high dive. 6. The Salvation Army declines your furniture. 7.You offer to give someone the shirt off your back and they don't want it. 8. You have the local taxidermist on speed dial. 9. You come back from the dump with more than you took. 10. You keep a can of Raid on the kitchen table. 11. Your wife can climb a tree faster than your cat. 12. Your grandmother has "ammo" on her Christmas list. 13. You keep flea and tick soap in the shower. 14. You've been involved in a custody fight over a hunting dog. ! 15. You go to the stock car races and don't need a program. 16. You know how many bales of hay your car will hol
You Might Be A Redneck??
You might be a redneck... When people ask, "Is this country ready for a woman president?" I don't bristle... I just think. I'm supposed to be so clever, but I can't think of how to re-phrase that question in a way that satisfies me. "Is this country still so backward that we cannot have a woman president?" That's not so bad. Often as I walk to work I pass news crews, but NONE of them ever stop me to ask my opinion. I'm ready! Hey! If they asked me, I'd say, "Ready? It doesn't matter if we're ready. We NEED a woman president. We NEED a Black president. We need to get over it! We need to just do it, so we don't cower at the possibility any more. "We don't need to be the last nation on Earth to do it. We don't need to be backward." If you wonder whether we're ready for a woman president... ... you might just be a redneck.
You Must Be Holy!
You must keep your body holy for the Lord. Which means no fornication. You must be holy. Rd. Hebrews 12:14, I Corinthians 7:34, Romans 12:1, I Corinthians 6:18-20, I Thessalonians 4:7 and Ephesians 1:4
You Might Be Breaking The Law!!!
This is a list of obscure but (at the time I made this page) still on the books ridiculous or bizarre laws. Are you breaking the law and not knowing it?? Check your state to find out. .. Alabama It is illegal to play Dominos on Sunday. .. It is illegal to wear a fake moustache that causes laughter in a church. .. Putting salt on a railroad track may be punishable by death. Alaska .. In Fairbanks, it is illegal to feed alcoholic beverages to a moose. .. It is illegal to a wake a bear for the purpose of photography, although it is legal to shoot a sleeping bear. .. A law in Fairbanks, does not allow moose to have sex on city streets. Arizona .. In Tucson, it is illegal for women to wear pants. .. In Globe, it is illegal to play cards in the street with a Native American. .. In Glendale, it is illegal to drive a car in reverse. .. In Nogales, it is illegal to wear suspenders. Arkansas .. In Fayetteville, it is illegal to kill any living creature, including insects. .. In Li
You Make Me Feel Like I Belong
i know a few people are going to rip this no matter what i say but don't forget to put that you riped it from me. You make me feel I belong knowing now nothings the truth today, I guess Iím with you; yeah Iím with you. Lying back, how is the past just thought I would ask, how the past. You make me feel I belong you make me feel I belong, to you. Thinking bout all that you do Iím in heaven Iím with you yeah heavens with you. Sitting here listening to you bout all that you do with that smile thatís so you. You make me feel I belong you make me feel I belong, to you. ~by Vincent Eggleton~
You Make Me Sick
I remember when all the games began, Remember every little lie And every last goodbye. Promises you broke, words you choked on And I never walked away. it's still a mystery to me Well I'm so empty. I'm better off without you, you're better off without me. Well you're so unclean!! I'm better off without you, you're better off without me!! The lying!! The bleeding!! The screaming!!! Was tearing me apart!! The hatred!! Deceiving!! The bleeding!! It's over!!! Paint the mirrors black to forget you. I still picture your face and the way you used to taste Roses in a glass dead and wilted. To you this all was nothing, Everything to you is nothing Well you're so filthy... I'm better off without you, you're better off without me. Well I'm so ugly!! You're better off without me, I'm better off alone!!! The lying!! The bleeding!! The screaming!! Was tearing me apart!!! The hatred!! The beatings!! Disaster!!! It's over!! As wicke
You Miss That Spot? I Miss It Too..
You Make My Heart Shine
When it is dark, And i am all alone, I often look at your picture that is on my phone, And think about how you mean so much to me, Asleep in your bed my sleeping beauty, Waiting there for loves true kiss, I'm your prince and you're my princess, I love all the little things that you do, And how you can always make me smile when I'm with you, So when I look into those gorgeous eyes, And tell you that I'm the luckiest of guys, Please know that what I tell you is true, And that i really truly love YOU, For you are my guide, You are my light, And no matter how dark it is, Or how alone I feel, You make my heart shine, I love you!
You Make Me Sick
This girl Redneck Fantasy has been telling everyone on this site that she had a baby when in all reality she has not!!! she was never even pregnent!!! She has even went as far as to post pictures of babies on her page that aren't hers, Please don't give in to her lies, all she is looking for is gifts & points, 1 of my good friends has already bought her a vip. She is truely a sick person so please let everyone kno. Here are some of the pics she has been posting this is NOT her baby!!! As you can see the real mother is in the background of one of these pictures. Redneck Fantasy claims she had a little boy ?? hmmmm then why is there a pic of a baby girl on her page ?? AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST HERE IS HER PROFILE LINK: Redneck Fantasy & my new owner is dust me pink@ fubar (repost of original by '~–ŁßÜ MÄ řÓŮk ~Club F.A.R ~ The Lollipop Gurlz ~SBG' on '2008-08-22 18:28:06') (repost of original by 'Sarge's Bad Girls' on '2008-08-22 18:37:55') (repost of
You Must Find Peace
In this life peace you must find. It's not always easy. The world's not always kind. Mistakes will be made. Lessons will be learned. Sometimes you'll get loved. Sometimes you'll get burned. But through all the challenges that you will surely face. You must put away the sadness and let peace take it's place. 02/15/06 .......LOL.....or at least get a piece :)
You Met Me In My Dream Last Nite
"you Make Them"
I got big dreams I can never let go. I got big dreams to be the best on top the flow. I got big dreams of traveling the world and testin out the best green. I was born april 21st just one day too late. Born to a mother who is far from great. Ever since then I never knew who my father was now or then. Raised in an old school way by my grandparents back in the day. Ever since then I've been lookin for some miricale and I aint talkin about maynaise. Back then you could catch me on the black top ballin it up or out on the feild kickin the ball around. Find me wearin my clothes backwards in third grade. I got Kris Kross to blame for that. Ever since I can remember I've been dreamin of bigger houses with better day's. Always wishin my mom and dad would be there being the ones to give me praise. Always dreamin of biger houses with name brand clothes. Wishin mom and dad where there to watch me gro. Wonderin why everybody I know has a normal family. Always tryin to leave my house and
You Might Be A Redneck If...
You might be a redneck if: You need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at the House of Tattoos. You need an estimate from your barber before you get a haircut. The biggest fashion risk you take is which plaid you'll wear to the 4-H Fair. You have flowers planted in a bathroom appliance in your front yard. Your wife weighs more then your refrigerator. You move your refrigerator and the grass underneath it has turned yellow. You mow your lawn and find a car. You can spit without opening your mouth. Going to the bathroom in the middle of the night involves putting on shoes and a jacket and grabbing a flashlight. You go Christmas shopping for your mom, sister, and girlfriend, and you only need to buy one gift. Taking a dip has nothing to do with water. There are more than ten lawsuits currently pending against your dog. You take a fishing pole to Sea World. The hood and one door are a different color from the rest of your car. You've ever filled your deer tag on the golf c
You & Me
Thinking of you raises my tempature, the way your hands slowly glided over my body held up by the door fame you pressed aginst me.the warmth of your mouth as you kissed my neck ready for more you made that night amazeing leaveing me with a feeling of needing†& wanting†more.
You Mean Nothing To Me Anymore
Let the curtain fall on me and you Let the lights go out and blow out the fuse No strings attached between me and you Amazing it seems You mean nothing to me anymore Acquainted as we are expected to be When we grow up You remind me of not letting go Disabled by fear to be on my own Having a twin as your lover You'll never be free
You Messed Up!
You Might Be A Fubarian If...
You might be a Redneck if...your 1 year old has more teeth than you do. Thanks to Jeff Foxworthy, I've decided that Fubar, is in need of it's own version of this. This would be an original idea, please do NOT copy and paste/mimick this. If you can come up with your own, please sb or pm me and I'd be more than happy to add it onto here. ENJOY! † You might be a Fubarian if.... 1. you're 97yrs old, and posting bikini pics. 2. you run a porn site out of your bedroom. 3. you run straight to your computer after getting paid. 4. your yim&&skype are full of perverted old men. 5. the only pussy you get is cyber. 6. it only takes $100 to be a god. 7. you find yourself "LOL'ing" in reality. 8. you refer to your friends as screen names. 9. jesus stays a baby forever. (where's Ricky bobby when you need him?) 10. after a nice restful sleep, you find a spacebar on your forehead.
You Might Be An Asshat If...
It seems that, in my tenure on the Fu, I keep running into a number of asshats.† It seems like everywhere I go, there they are.† I clearly ask on my page that asshats go away.† I used to get upset about it.† But then I realized, a la Jeff Foxworthy, that maybe the problem was that the asshats didn't know they were asshats.† In that spirit, I have developed a test so that someone can tell if they are an asshat. ††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††† THE ASSHAT TEST by LUCY FERR † If you sb random women asking in small penises make them laugh....... you might be an asshat If your first words to a stranger on Fu contain any combination of the words 'tits' 'ass' 'fuck' 'cum' and 'I'd like to'.... you might be an asshat If you don't take the time to read someone's profile, then go all emo when they point out to you that the questions you have are, in fact, already answered on their profile..... you might be an asshat If you hit on random women based solely on thei
You My Number One Holds The Key
Please don't leave me, alone in this place. Constantly searching, for your face. It's dark and I'm afraid, as, the angels tears fall from the sky. I strayed from my path. I caused them to cry. You see, I sold my soul, to the devil himself. I am responsible, for this heartache myself. PLEASE...I scream, out in fright. Give me one more chance, to make it right. But, the demon cares not, about all that is lost. So, I will pay the Ferryman, whatever the cost. For a single moments time, spent alone with him. In-order to regain my soul, once again. For, ONLY YOU my number ONE, holds the key. And without you, I can never be me.
You Make Me Whole
He loves me, he loves me not. I know he loves me, giving it my best shot. Because I cannot let him, just pass me by. He is more than worth, the tears I cry. He is one of the best people, I have ever known. No way I would hide it, it had to be shown. He gives me hope, love and affection. I have never experienced, a deeper connection. From the first time, I gazed into his eyes. I knew it was right, I realized. That he is the ONE, I have needed all along. It feels too right, I know I belong. He doesn't even have, to say a word. His look does it for him, sweeter than any I've heard. No one has ever looked at me, the same. No feeling hotter, than this fire's flame. It burns from the inside out. Needing him, wanting him, without any doubt. In my mind, heart, or soul. All I can say is Baby, YOU make me whole.
You Might Feel Worthless To One Person But You Are Priceless To Another. Donít Ever Forget Your Value.
Sometimes the ones that you love the most are usually the ones that hurt you the most.Sometimes in relationship people get too comfortable and forget they can be replaced.
You Might Be A Redneck If
You might be a redneck if 16 You might be a redneck if...You are still holding on to Confederate money because you think the South will rise again.You consider pork and beans to be a gourmet food.You can amuse yourself for more than an hour with a fly swatter.You have to go down to the creek to take a bath.You participate in the "who can spit tobacco the farthest contest".You roll you hair with soup cans and wash it once a year.You've never paid for a haircut.You consider a three piece suit to be: a pair of overalls, a plaid flannel shirt and thermal underwear.There is a sheet hanging in your closet and a gun rack hanging in your truck.You think the Mountain Men in Deliverance were just "misunderstood". You might be a redneck if 17 You might be a redneck if...You've ever made change in the offering plate.The fifth grade is referred to as "your senior year."You consider a good tan to be the back of of your neck and the left arm below the shirt sleeve.You own at least 20 baseball
You Never Know!!
by 6pm tonight you will feel the running of 4 huge beasts run on the ground. the fowl stench in the air for the time is short.time for words and treatys are over for they have risen from the grave and the Horse men will ride and death carys a new face that fase is of BIG time.. so let he have hed of the time for whne you lest exspect tit you will here the 4 hourse man ride.. "The Four Horsemen" By the last breath of the fourth winds blow Better raise your ears The sound of hooves knocks at your door Lock up your wife and children now It's time to wield the blade For now you have got some company The Horsemen are drawing nearer On the leather steeds they ride They have come to take your life On through the dead of night With the four Horsemen ride or choose your fate and die You have been dying since the day You were born You know it has all been planned The quartet of deliverance rides A sinner once a sinner twice No need for confession now
You Never Know How Much You Love Someone Until You Miss Them Very Is Precious
Most people who know me, know that I had a rough life growing up. I was disciplined so much that I thought I was abused. Heck, I even let the proper officials take care of business a few times with my father. But the more I look at it, the discipline made me who I am today. I have learned so much by growing up with my parents that now that I have children of my own, I can see their side of the story. I found that it was hard to bring up children when they do not listen to you. But more so, it is even harder when you are a single parent. However, I don't let that stop me...not anymore. It is just that today and everyday, people take for granted what is given them...a chance at life, a chance at just having chances at all. People are blinded by their everyday lives that they do not see what is important...the family is important. Even though, my father brought me and my sisters up very so disciplined at some point, there is still room for improvement. And yes, he has shown a great de
You Never Know
I have come acrossed various people, so many I hold dear to me, and almost everyone having their place in my life. My children of course, my family, yes and even my ex husband. Making friends has never been hard for me and now there is someone I have come acrossed. Someone who is beginning to mean alot to me. He knows who he is if he ever reads this. There is just something about him. I can open up, be myself with him. And yet he doesn't judge me. I hope that I can become the friend to him as I feel he has become to me. Someone I never want to see hurt by society by others. His heart is too good for that and he deserves so much. I hope he finds that one. The one who's ass I dont have to kick if he ever gets hurt.
Young Explorer
If someone is kind enough to pass this along to you, then this will most likely be my last comminique with you. I want you to know that I wish you had given me some chance to know you better. You have seen my passionate streak, but I wish you had seen the rest of my personality as well. I am a good and decent man and friend. Please forgive my obsession with you of late. I just got carried away when you shut off comminication without word or warning. It troubled and hurt me greatly. Take care of yourself and know that I wont bother you again. I wish you well. I had been offered a job in NYC, and had moved there with little to no planning. The consequence of that was I had to live in a motel until I found an apartment. My company had agreed to pay my moving expenses up until I had arrived in the area. Once I got there, I knew my living expenses were my bill, and that I had to be somewhat cheap. My first paycheck was a long time away. I rolled into the area, just before dark. I
Young Jeezy I Luv It
Young Ones Vid Woman's Opinion
"you Need To Know" In My Own Words
If you don't believe it, call the number. Everyone needs to take the time and read this. Just take a break from all your other stupid bulletins about who is gonna die or if your love life will suck for 7 years and be serious and do the right thing. Repost this or you have no soul seriously. A kid needs our help so do the right thing. Hi, my name is Matt Dawson. I am 23 years old, and I have a large tumor on my brain and severe lung cancer. The doctors say I will die soon if this isn't fixed, and my family can't pay the bills. "The Make A Wish Foundation" has agreed to donate 7 cents for every time this message is reposted. For those of you who repost, I thank you so much. But for those who don't repost it, I will still pray for you. Please, if you are a kind person, have a heart. Please, please, PLEASE REPOST THIS MESSAGE AS "READ PLEASE!" Matt Dawson 702-355-6198 Home urgent Please feel free to call me for anything. *hey it wont cost you but 10 seconds of your time I've nev
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Young Dumn And Full Of Cum
You Never Know Who You Meet.
Our individual journeys take us into many unexpected situations where we encounter a wide variety of people-some quite like ourselves and some very different. We cannot anticipate these meetings, but we can make the most of them when they take place. When we are courteous as a matter of course and open-minded in our assessment of the individuals whose lives briefly touch our own, we are more apt to stumble upon surprising gems of wisdom that open our eyes to new worlds of possibility. Every person we meet can affect us profoundly, just as every situation we find ourselves in can teach us something new. To fully embrace this fact, it is essential that we acknowledge that everyone is valuable in their own way and capable of expanding our horizons. Since we never know when we will happen upon those individuals who will unveil truths before us, we should extend to all people the same generous level of kindness, care, compassion, and understanding. When we assume everyone we meet is spec
Youngest Victim In Iraq: A Baby Is Killed In His Mother's Womb
On August the 10th, 2005, an innocent eight-month pregnant Iraqi woman fell victim to the ever so familiar barbaric indiscriminate shooting by the American forces in Mosul. She was shot several times in the stomach. The American soldiers who had shot this innocent woman did not appear to feel any remorse to what they had done. Instead of rushing to help her as she fell into a pool of her blood on the ground in front of her doorstep, they simply walked away. It was down to the family of the shot woman to pick up the pieces and rush her to the nearest hospital, the Mosul Republican Hospital, for emergency treatment where a team of doctors immediately performed a caesarean in their attempt to save mother and baby. However, it soon became obvious to the medical team that the baby had died in his mother's womb after a bullet had entered his chest and departed from his back. As for the poor mother, she miraculously survived this crime. The doctors are of the opinion that the baby had a
Young Citizen Volunteers ( Ycv )
The Ulster Volunteer Force was an adverse and complex organisation spanning rural and urban protestant Ulster, stretching from the shipyard communities of East Belfast in the heartland to isolated loyalist outposts on the Atlantic coast of Donegal. One of the most dedicated groups of men, at first quite separate from the UVF, was the Young Citizen Volunteers of Ireland ( YCV ). The inangural meeting of this organisation had been held in Belfast City Hall on 10th September 1912, just prior to the signing of the Solemn League and Covenant. Each member was to pay 2s.6d on joining the YCVs and a further 6d each month; he was to attend weekly drills to learn 'modified military and police drill, single stick, rifle and baton exercises, signalling, knot-tying and other such exercises". If possible he was also to gain some knowledge of 'life-saving and ambulance work'. The constitution of the YCVs insisted that members should not take part in any political meeting or demonstration. They wer
Young Pimpin
You N Me Babe...
You are such a special woman, but I don't think you see it. You deserve so much more than you already have, and shouldn't be going through bullshit drama like it. he steals your heart and stops it's beats, HE lies, he cheats, but don't admit defeat! Be strong my lady for I am here, no matter what lets rock this beat. Marcie is my sexy, beautiful, lady, and I will be her CT baby girl always and forever. But this also goes above and beyond just that. you just wait and see;-)
You Never Can Tell
You Name It
You Need To Know
Read all of this one, it is interesting!! Read down to the very bottom highlighted in green, IT GAVE ME GOOSEBUMPS!!! you don't want to miss this! ((*_*)) VERY INTERESTING- 1. The Garden of Eden was in Iraq. 2. Mesopotamia, which is now Iraq, was the cradle of civilization! 3. Noah built the ark in Iraq. 4. The Tower of Babel was in Iraq 5. Abraham was from Ur, which is in Southern Iraq! 6. Isaac's wife Rebekah is from Nahor, which is in Iraq! 7. Jacob met Rachel in Iraq. 8. Jonah preached in Nineveh - which is in Iraq. 9. Assyria, which is in Iraq, conquered the ten tribes of Israel. 10 Amos cried out in Iraq! 11. Babylon, which is in Iraq, destroyed Jerusalem. 12. Daniel was in the lion's den in Iraq! 13. The three Hebrew children were in the fire in Iraq (Jesus had been in Iraq also as the fourth person in the Fiery Furnace!) 14. Belshazzar, the King of Babylon saw the "writing on the wall" in Iraq. 15. Nebuchadn
Young Farm Couple
A young farm couple, Homer and Daisy, got married and just couldn't seem to get enough lovin'. In the morning, before Homer left the house for the fields, they made love. When Homer came back from the fields, they made love. After supper, they made love. And again at bedtime, they made love. The problem was their nooner: it took Homer a half hour to travel home and another half hour to return to the fields and he just wasn't ;getting enough work done. Finally Homer asked the town doctor what to do. "Homer," said the doctor, "just take your rifle out to the fields with you and when you're in the mood, fire off a shot into the air. That will be Daisy's signal to come out to you. Then you won't lose any field time." They tried Doc's advice and it worked well for a while until one day when Homer cam e back to the doctor's office. "What's wrong?" Asked the Doc. "Didn't my idea work?" "Oh, it worked good," said Homer. "Whenever I was in the mood, I fired off a s
Young Love
It was a magical time in my life. A time when the whole world was out there for the taking and adorable creatures known as girls seemed to appear everywhere, as if hiding in plain sight prior to some unexpected but welcomed moment. Oh they were there all along, of course. I had two sisters, plenty of girl classmates and a whole gaggle of girls lived on our street. They were more of a nuisance than anything, though. Wanting to play "rock fight" or "bike gang" with the boys and only getting in the way. Now somehow they were far more interesting. It started sometime a year or so before as I recall. Noticing my older sister's friends at the pool in their bikinis. The Scandinavian goddesses on holiday in Corfu certainly caused quite stir. The crystal clear water and my goggles enabling clear, unobstructed views for what seemed like miles. The glorious custom of sunbathing topless on the sugar-white beaches until their bodies glistened, only to pop up and skip gleefully to the
The Young Ones
does anyone remember this show?
Younger Men
Been here n texas 3 weeks..same old story. The only guys ever interested are either way too young...19, 22...or way too old...69..72...I have no idea why life is doing this...I know someone up there is lying on the floor rolling in laughter ...saying send her another young one...make sure he lives with his That time of the year again. I have purchased the ticket and reserved a room. Plan on being in myrtle beach one week for the spring bike week...Any of my friends wanna meet....give me a holla I have been pursuing something I don't think exists...I have put rules in my bring order and some sense of purpose to it. I stopped dating younger men and would only go out with guys my age. Well this has not been working. Men my age are tired,have lots of baggage,and are not able to keep up physically. cannot deal with erection problems. I am not jesus, I cannot make the limp AGENDA>>>Stop being so picky..."The most beautiful and wonderful things in this
Adult Content: Shall I type: HUMPTY DUMPTY SAT ON A WALL.....BLAH BLAH...too bad I can't post my nudes here!
A Young Friend
a young friend, came to his end, so my love to his family i do send, a smile that can brighten your day, always nice with ever word he would say, 9 years old and more of a man, then anyone in this world can, died of cancer friday night, when you close your eyes you see his face in plain sight, for knowing him was a true delight, his pain is now gone and i know hes alright, he gave up his lonely fight, now god has him in his sight, wonderful and true, he would be there for you, as you were for him too, his life was short and bleak, friends is what he did seak, even though at his end, pain was never shown to any friend, he was a wonderful person to have known, all that knew him feel so blue, for we no longer have you, your grandmother out lived you all, she has a heart as big as the sky, she never questioned or asked why, for she has a heart of gold, as you were the one who was so bold, to be so young and know your fate, you never even made it to your first d
Younger Men...
The Young Ones Quotes
NEIL: Oh..have we got a video? VYVIAN: The next person who says gonna put their head through the window! NEIL: Vyvian..Have we got a video? VYVIAN: Right this way Neil... (window is ripped from wall and smashed down over neils head) If I had a penny for everytime I had to answer the door....I'd have five pounds sixty three" -Neil Moan, Moan Boring just because you do a little bit of house work -Rick
You Need You Know
Sad but true and I agree. I have many friends that know my heart on this subject. They know how I feel about them ....... if you really think it is all good for the white man think again and read carefully. Not only is this true, but we are the ones that are blamed when all does not go according to the big picture. I am sorry people but we didn't paint that damn picture so try doing a little painting of your own and try to control your racist comments for those that truly deserve them. Just because I am a proud white girl ....... does not mean I am a racist I am just Proud To Be White!!! And I would be proud to be purple if that was the case as well!!!! Someone finally said it. How many are actually paying attention to this? There are African Americans, Mexican Americans, Asian Americans, Arab Americans, Native Americans, etc. And then there are just Americans. You pass me on the street and sneer in my direction. You Call me "White boy," "Cracker," "Honkey," "Whitey,"
Younger Men And Older Women
Today is the first day of the New Year and Iam going to change alot of things about myself. As of today I am no longer going to post any pics that show alot of skin. I will no long be the type of female that has to use her body to get man. I want a man that will respect me for who I am inside. I am a good person and I am someone that deserve to be treated like a QUEEN and like a lady and not a whore. If you are looking for a real lady then you can hit me up, if not then you can keep walking. Thank you to all my true fans that want a lady in their life as a friend or otherwise. To the others then it was nice knowing you but I am NO longer going to be what you want me to be. I have just got out of a relationship with a younger man and "yes" it hurts like hell, but i will be fine. If any ladies read this blog PLEASE stay away from them. They are more troble than they seem to be. If there is any older men looking at this and are looking for a good heartd woman hit me up. I need a re
Young Buck
Young Jeezy/akon,,soul Survivor
Younger Men For Older Women!
Well Iwas working my sales job the other day when I heard one of my team mates was putting the make on this older woman. I couldn't believe my ears when she started to flirt back. This went on for about a half hour when I asked him if he were after a date or was trying to sell something. Jim told me that he had her all wrapped up in Christmas wrapping and had sold her the Refridge and freezer plus a dishwasher. He smiles and says also I am taking her out for dinner tonight. After dinner she wants me to go to her place for a nightcap. Here he's telling me all this with a grin from ear to ear. I wonder what it is that older women see in guys 25 years younger then they are. Whats in it for them? I doubt the younger man will stay with her forever, however a friend I have, well her husband was 30 years older then she. It lasted for almost 27 years. More then not she was unhappy because hecouldn't perform sex anylonger. Now she has a man seven years younger. lol I think its great for he
Young Boss
Youngstown Hometown, Lol
You know you're from Youngstown if... -You're more worried about the Brown's quarterback's health than your own. -Your high school football games draw more fans than most college games. -You design your Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit. -You say you are from Y-town just to sound cool. -You actually thought the legal drinking age was 18, until you made a trip to the bars in Cleveland and they wouldn't let you in. -Your friends from out of town get scared when you go throught a red light, but you reassure them that it's scarier when you stop. -You find yourself randomly checking on your car while at bar. Who knows at what time you have to report it stolen. -You spend all your money at the bars, just so you won't have to give any to the guy that jumps you. -There are no speed limit signs, because speeding is the last thing on cops' minds. Unless of course you're in Poland. -When someone says their at a "Party on the Plaza" you know where to find them.
You Need To Add
You Name It Fer Me
so i'm sitting here and i have relized,many things you hear or see may nt be what you think they are. So i start wondering why on earth, how on earth do we get all these ideas in our head, like when you meet someone and you really like them ur like omg this could be it, what were we programed with as childern to make us think that way? Or when we see a fight we eather stop and stare or look away, why dont we try to help in some way, if u see a guy hit his woman y nt try to stop it? But as a whole this world has been tought to turn a blind eye to all things "disturbing".honstly how many of us are truley trying to raise our kids differantly than the way we were?
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Young C
A Youngmans Death
Let me die a Youngman's death not a clean and in between the sheets holy water death not a famous-last-words peaceful out of breath death When I'm 73 and in constant good tumor may I be mown down at dawn by a bright red sports car on my way home from an all night party Or when I'm 91 with silver hair and sitting in a barber's chair may rival gangsters with ham fisted Tommy guns burst in and give me a short back and insides Or when I'm 104 and banned from the Cavern may my mistress catching me in bed with her daughter and fearing for her son cut me up into little pieces and throw away every piece but one Let me die a Youngman's death not a free from sin tiptoe in candle wax and waning death not a curtains drawn by angels borne 'what a nice way to go' death
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Youngest Sox Fan
Hours of screaming and sweating Brought forth a beautiful baby girl Mom and dad were so happy Joyful tears danced down their face A little pink hat was placed on her head And a security blanket was wrapped Around the baby girl with loving care This blanket will be one that This baby girl will never get rid of For there is a certain detail on it So perfectly embroidered It will become this girlís favorite It is a blanket of champions And this little girl Is her parentsí little champion
You Never Know
i lost 9 lbs in last ten days,i was exspecting more bad news at the cardio appointment to day .all is looking better i my goal is to get to 220 to 230. im borderline diabetic now so i am making major changes in my lfe and habits,life is too short as it is with out being my own zanex is working now that i hve adjusted to it.i,ve gotten to the point wher i am ready to quit smoking.i have replaced much of the time spend on here with exercise and quality time with my wife and friends.i have rated fanned and sent add request to all that i have droped in on,i have never asked to be rated faned or to help me level or win some meaninglss contest for points.all that i have done to help you all was because thats me.i dont do the drama or group hate crap. i have blocked only a holes that where doing good pepole dirty, i have reach out to many in friendship onl to be dissed or ignored no problem here i will no lnger support those that dont reply to honest friendship,lifes too shor
Young Chuckiiboo
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ďYOUNG LOVEĒ A six-year-old boy told his father he wanted to marrythe little girl across the street The father, being modern and well-schooled in handling children, hid his smile behind his hand That's a serious step," he said.. "Have you thought it out completely?" Yes," his young son answered.. We can spend one week in my room and the next in hers... It's right across the street, so I can run home if I get scared of the dark!" How about transportation?" the father asked "I have my wagon, and we both have our tricycles," the little boy answered The boy had an answer to every question the father raised Finally, in exasperation, his dad asked, "What about babies? When you're married, you're liable to have babies, you know" "We've thought about that, too," the little boy replied "We're not going to have babies.. Every time she lays an egg, I'm going to step on it!" (Look at the expression on the "other" litt
You Need To Read This
This is a true story, so read it carefully. On April 24, 2008, I stopped at a Kangaroo BP gas station, located at 1325 Main Street , Cartersville, GA. My truck's gas gauge was on 1/4 of a tank. I use the mid-grade, which was priced at $3.71 per gallon. When my tank is at this point, it takes somewhere around 14 gallon's to fill it up. When the pump showed 14 gallons had been pumped I began to slow it down, then to my surprise it went to 15, then 16. I even looked under my truck to see if it was being spilled. It was not. Then it showed 17 gallons had been pumped. It stopped at almost 18 gallons. This was very strange to me, since my truck has only an 18 gallon tank. I went on my way a little confused, then on the evening news I heard a report that 1 out of 4 gas stations had calibrated their pumps to show more gas had been pumped than a person actually got. Here is how to check a pump to see if you are getting the right amount: Whichever grade you are usin
Younger Years
I stand and I sit and I think~Think of how I can help myself~Should I cut to ease the pain~To understnad the confusion~Should I take the razor blade~And slice it over my wrist?~So I stop and look around at my surroundings~All soaked in deep red, rich blood~I glance downward~And scrape it across my wrist quickly~once~twice~again and again~The memories~The past fading~I begin to bleed~To slowly feel free~No more, No more I chant silently~I fall down on my knees~Watching my blood flow like a beautiful river~I begin to cry~The involuntary tears streaming down my face~Down my arm the blood flows staining the floor I stand upon~These involuntary tears simply fall like rain drops from the sky~Splashing down to my veins~Feeling oozy~fatigued~I leave the world in vein~Remembering to cut one last time~deeper the scar of life~slipping into an eternal abyss and funeral forever~ They say high school is tough, But I think that it's fun. It's where we make life long friends. Where we meet our fir
The Young Ladies I Currently Own
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You Need Fu Bucks
Do you need Fu Bucks?? I have them will trade 100 comments for 10,000 Fu Bucks i am in a contest and need all the help i can get ... If You Every Wanted One of the Best People On Your List You Need To Meet Jami So Go Show Her Some Luv and Help Her Win This ConTest
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A Young Son Cries
You N Them Crazy Morph's!!!
Ok, so i've noticed that people on the fubar are really big into these morph things. Well I have to tell ya they freak me out! I'll be rating someone photos and BAM!!! some dude is turning into some sort of snarly beast or a tiger, it's always an animal. Oh, but i saw this one and this guy morphed into Roert Deniro. Crazy huh....well the purpose of this blog is to understand the morph and the mopher(the person that creats these things). I want to know why they make these crazy things and do the reciever's really dig'em and appreciate them. I've also stopped rating them, sorry folks but they really do creep me out.
You Never Know!!
You Need To Sit Down For This One:(
what the hell is wrong with people?
You Need To Read This
Who gives a fuck if a soldier dies Who cares if a soldier dies? Take a man and put him alone, Put him twelve thousand miles from home. Empty his heart of all but blood, Make him live in sand, in mud. This is the life I have to live, This the soul to God I give. You have your parties and drink your beer, While young men are dying over here. Plant your signs on the White House lawn; "Lets get out of Iraq". Use your signs and have your fun, Then refuse to use a gun. There's nothing else for you to do, Then I'm supposed to die for you? There is one thing that you should know; And that's where I think you should go! I'm already here and it's too late. I've traded all my love for all this hate. I'll hate you till the day I die. You made me hear my battle buddy cry. I saw his leg and his blood shed, Then I heard them say, "This one's dead". It was a large price for him to pay, To let you live another day. He had the guts to fight and die, To keep the freedom you live by. By his dying, you
It's simple really - love makes you tick and you enjoy exploring your sensual side. Sex is very important to you and central to your relationship. You know what you like and you're getting more and more confident about asking for it. But having said that, you're still just as happy taking it easy with cutesy cuddles on the couch now and then. You're romantic in your outlook and love the simplicity of nature. You can be a little nostalgic and love revisiting familiar places and memories. When it comes to art you tend to have a traditional approach. You are passionate about history and true classics. Truly great art stands the test of time. You love nothing more than a music gig in the open air with a bunch of friends and a couple of drinks. You get a real buzz from watching a live performance - there is no better escape. You love physical activity - you've got serious wanderlust. Keeping a clear head and a healthy body makes you ready for whatever life throws a
You Need Fubucks
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You Name It
The Young Boy
The Young Boy A young boy asked his father the difference between potentially and realistically?" The father then answered, "Go ask your mother and sister if they would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars." "Then, go ask your brother. So the boy went to his mother, sister and brother and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?" The mother replied, "Of course I would! We could really use that money to fix up the house and send you kids to a great University!" his sister replied, I LOVE Brad Pitt. I would sleep with him in a heartbeat, the brother replied. "Do you know how much a million bucks would buy?" The boy then went back to his dad. His father asked him, "Did you find out the difference between potentially and realistically?" The boy replied, "Yes... potentially, you and I are sitting on three million dollars.............but realistically,....... we're living with two sluts and a queer".
Younger Men (an Explaination)
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You Need To Learn Respect
You Need To Be Aware
Lohan, 24, is all over the news because she's a celebrity drug addict. While Justin Allen 23, Brett Linley 29, Matthew Weikert 29, Justus Bartett 27, Dave Santos 21, Chase Stanley 21,Jesse Reed 26, Matthew Johnson 21, Zachary Fisher 24, Brandon King 23, Christopher Goeke 23, and Sheldon Tate 27 are all Marines that gave their lives this week, no media mention.Honor THEM by reposting!!!
You Never Know Who You It Is You Talk To Online
A woman, who claims she was deceived in an online relationship spanning 18 months, is suing a Batavia woman for fraudulent misrepresentation, seeking $100,000 in punitive damages.Paula Bonhomme, of California, said she believed she fell in love with a man online in 2005, and she was befriended by a collection of 21 of his friends and family online, even being comforted by them when he “died” of liver cancer in 2006. But Bonhomme, 50, never met Jesse Jubilee James in person, though she talked to him on the phone, sent him gifts valued at $10,000, planned to move in with him and then mourned his “death.”Bonhomme was introduced to her online love – said to be a Colorado firefighter – and his online entourage, through Janna St. James-Priggie, 58, who lives on the 800 block of Washington Street in Batavia.†Bonhomme’s suit claims that St. James posed as Jesse James and his extended family and friends in an elaborate online bamboozle that ultimately d
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Younger Vs. Older
Checking out at the supermarket recently, the young cashier suggested I should bring my own bags because plastic bags weren’t good for the environment. I apologized and explained, “We didn’t have this green thing back in my earlier days“. The clerk responded, “That’s our problem today. Your generation did not care enough to save our environment for future generations“. She was right about one thing–our generation didn’t have the green thing in “Our” day. So what did we have back then? After some reflection and soul-searching on “Our” day, here’s what I remembered we did have…. Back then, we returned milk bottles, pop bottles and beer bottles to the store. The store sent them back to the plant to be washed and sterilized and refilled, so it could use the same bottles repeatedly. So they really were recycled. But we didn’t have the green thing back in our day. We walked up stairs, b
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You Never Read My Blog!!
So to any who read this i am going to start trying to ride bulls again. its going to be awesome.
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You Oughta Know
Sometimes you can see me here. And if you are brave you can listen to me singing just click on the note. Broadcast Yourself LIVE
You Only Thought You Knew Me
You Only Have One Life To Live...
I am so sorry for not being on as much as I use to be... But I've recently got a job and I'm working OT... I really will be responding to the love shown and given to me since Monday of last week... Well i love you all my family and friends.... It's that time where we move to a new place and a new area in Jacksonville,Fl. I'm sorry to say that I wont be on for a few days or even a week or so, but don't be sad I'll be back to rate,fan,and befriend all of you that passed by my page.... I watch your ass in jeans wiggle on the ladder. The fabric hides little as I view the scene. Your breasts too join in the chore of washing. I watch the Windex dripping down the glass And think of your thighs wet from me. One more window and thats it - we' re done. Your zipper at eye level is easy access. Can't resist - gotta pull it down and taste. Ahhh black panties - my favorite. Your pubic hair is flat from the jeans. Soon my lips fluff it again with soft kisses. Sliding your panties off a
You Only Think You've Won
You Overwhelmingly Likely Flunkd The Sex Ed Class, If You Think
Iíll swallow it all . . . I love the taste. Are you sure youíve had enough to drink? Iím bored. Letís shave my little kitty, you big lion king! Oh come on, what do ya say we get a good porno movie, a case of beer, a few joints, and have my friend Tammy over for a threesome! God..if I donít get to blow you soon, I swear Iím gonna bust! I know itís a lot tighter back there but would you please try again? Youíre so sexy when youíre hungover. Iíd rather watch football and drink beer with you than go shopping. Letís subscribe to Hustler. Would you like to watch me go down on my girlfriend? Say, letís go down to the mall so you can check out womenís asses. Iíll be out painting the house. I love it when you play golf on Sundayís, I just wish you had time to play on Saturday too. Honey, our new neighborís daughter is nude sunbathing again, come see! Iíve decided to stop wearing clothes around the house. No, no Ö Iíll take the car to have the oil cha
~you.......only You~
~You......Only You~ When I think of you, so many emotions run through my mind. When I don't hear from you, so many concerns tear at me. Like a mighty waterfall, fierce and thundering a deafening roar - spray enveloping everything around. So am I surrounded by you. Like a babbling brook, slipping quietly over pebbles gently flowing, gurgling. Such is the peace you give to me. Like a gentle breeze, cooling a heated brow caressing fevered skin. So you calm my heart. Like a summer sky, glimmering sun warming the earth shining its light around. So you warm my soul. Like the birds in the trees, singing their happy songs for all to hear. So your voice cheers me. Like a rose, petals opening to release it's fragrance. So your smile thrills me. Like a precious gem, glowing, polished, rare admired by all who see it. So your eyes inspire me. Like the summer grasses, waving gently in the breeze inviting, fragrant, soft. So you hair
You Oughta Know
† † So after a very tiring conversation that I felt dumb for even having! Which can be read by clicking below! My question to you all that have blinged me to see my NSFW or that I have paid fu-bucks to for bling is do you feel that I have taken advantage of you? This is a serious question and I really want to know! Anything you have to say kind or rude will not get you blocked or down rated by me or any of my friends. This is for my benefit and I would appreciate knowing. Click below to get to my profile and let me know or comment here † † †
You People Act Like You Invented Sex!!!!!
I wanted to say that all though I am not against the permiscuity of others, hey it's what were are here for, to perpetuate the human race. Practice makes perfect, right? The one thing I do dislike are these people that act like thier chit doesn't stink, or they are the hottest thing on the planet, or they think that because they have a dick, or pussy, that they are the most popular thang out there. Well, I love doing this, if you fit into these catagories, then yes I am pointing my finger at you, and laughing out loud! You're not cool, you're chili. And chili ain't never been cool. I like all the pictures that I take of others, as well as looking at others pics as long as they are good ones. Just because you think you look good and wonder why Playboy hasn't offered you a shoot yet? It's because you are confusing glamor with trash. You are not a modle if all you can do is pose like you ARE in Playboy, and think that men weant you because you are slightly attractive in little shorts that
You Pick The Subject
Yay I am so happy we finaly had the chance to talk yesterday and NOw I am sooooo happy. I was a little down today when I didnt get the chance to see her but I wont let it get me down. I have to live strong.
You People Are Pissing Me Off!!
Iam soooo glad that CT finally decided to show them. Maybe now they'll be stopped or atleast slowed down a bit. Iam going to keep an ongoing list both on here and in my profile of all the downraters that I get attacked by because Im sure its not just me that they do this to. You dont have to go after them, I already do that when I find out theyre prick heads 1. teonbay2001@ CherryTAP Today's issue is those of you who are complaining about not having adult content in your default. You's are allowed to make up and view multiple albums so what is the big problem for them to be taking out of default? I seen a I penis go by on the slideshow and thats just not right. Im sure I'll get some nasty feedback from this opinion but I really dont care and if you do give that feedback, you better have your points well made. Now for the opinion.... I really dont see the big deal in not allowing that stuff on defaults, although we are given the choice by seeing the thumbnails b
You Play
you played with my heart and broke that in two you played with my mind and you broke that too you played with my love and hurt me so bad tell me what did i do to deserve to be treated so bad i gave you my heart mind body and soul now without your love they can put me in a hole for life was sweet with you in my heart you told me the words we'll never part for i am over my life's said and done all i ever asked for was you to be the one so good bye honey i bid you adure my love for you will never die it is so very pure i love you with all of my heart ill see you heaven remember dear.
You People Really Suck Grow The Fuck Up Already
You People Think You Have It Hard? (well Here Please Read)
You people think you have it so bad,with your problems like your boyfriend or girlfriend.That isnt anything think of all the people that have somethen that could really kill them like cancer or somethen like that.I mean think about it yall have it easy compared to them.Yall are all thinken what ever but if you really think about it we all complain about our lifes being so hard but those people with cancer or other stuff have to worry about if they are going to wake up tomorrow or how longer they have to live.. I think i have it pretty lucky to just have a whole in my heart i mean people think that im kinda wierd cause im just liven life like i dont have nothen wrong but i dont care cause mine can be fixed(hopefully) but the people with cancer 99% of the time cant be so im not preachen or nothen but please do me this think about what i just said please love Shelby Ginn
You People Are Fuckin' Seriously
So, like, I already have a blog to which I write, and amazingly enough, it's mostly football - go figure. This is for me, and thoughts that strike me as important; read it as you will, as it's just for me, I couldn't care less the comments that arise, nor the panderings of the masses. If I gave a shit, I'd have a real job. Blog entries will crop up only when I feel something. Blame 'Damn Precious ♥ I'm Going Insane!!!!' for this, because she was what made me think of it. It made sense to me at the time. "Maturity is the realization that a dream attained tastes much better than a dream about which is only fantasized." Could I expound on this...yeah, and I could bullshit you enough to think it was your only mantra. The many crossroads in my immediate vision made this one hit home. Take it as you will, I know what it means to me. Why is Fubar such a race? Race to level, a race to points, a race to a prescribed amount of friends/points/rates/significant others/whatever.
You People Know Who You Are
If you are one of those people who never responds to emails or shouts, then most likely you are a self-richeous peice of shit. Call me an asshole or w.e. but I dont like you and you should probably not send an invite to me or accept one if ive sent it to you. Im not on here to have a million friends that i dont talk to. Not here to enter a popular slut contest. So if it ends up being you i will probably delete you after a while.
You Peace
Your peace Peace is within you. There are other places to look for it. It happens from your understanding, Of your willingness to accept and Learn from the moment that you arrive. Where to find your heart, inevitably find peace. She is in the place where everything is reflected in you in balance, harmony and innocence. Your peace depends on your attention, inside of you, so it stretches you out, giving a new dimension to your reality where you manage to clear, through it, which seems obscure, undo the knots where everything seems tangle, without output. It gives a chance for peace, your peace, And you see that life colore to what seems gray, bringing love where there feel hatred, Which brings abundance think there misery, which brings warmth think there cold, loneliness. The life often does not seem to be easy, There are moments where giving all, to simply cry, for our apparent inability to harmonize size chaos we created, but I say to you: demand for thy peac
{you} Played Ureself
All you ever did was tell me lies, Didn't you ever see that I was never suprised-You thought I was a fool,You thought I couldn't see-You thought you were playin' me- I think you were confused, I think you still are confused-You Played ureself '. You think that I wouldn't catch you,You didn't know that I knew, You still don't know.You didn't know how I knew. You didn't think you're girl would tell on you,You didn't think the others who knew would tell on you- You played ureself She was you're best friend in your eyes, but she told me the flip side, I guess she told me cause she wanted in my life,I was too good for your ass anyway.If you've seen her plan-You would've known I was the man that she desired to have.You were too blind to see-You played ureself '. I waited for you to throw you're cards,and you played it-but playin them didn't get you far enough,cause you played ureself '....
You Pay For What You Get!
You Peoples
You peoples my peoples your peoples, my kind your kind that the kind? My family your family, my friends your friends, my parent your parent, my brothers and sisters,your brothers and sisters. That human being! What we fighting for? Why there so much dislike and hatred in us all? Is it the pride? Is it the racial? Or because we just too proud? Of our tongue, hidden fear showing bravery, became an ugly soul. How much does we really needed? We not enough? We steals, we lies, We cheat, We robs, don't give a damn you suffers and hurts! Until we get what we want to fulfil our greediness! Why there is war around us? War again my-your own country! War again my-your peoples! War again my-your family! War again each other racial! War of the colour, blinded with evils, craving for power! To kill to conquer a fellow human being? You peoples, big and small, tall and shorts running warm blooded though the vain! You peoples, living on the earth! enough for everyone to
You People Are Too Funny.
You Pet In Color Pencil
hi all, im new here,im nadia am 40 years old and live in belgium my hobby is drawing portrets in color pencil from photo i like to draw† all kinds of animals,stillife,landscapes you can always contact me if you want a portret of your dog,cat,car,.. price is 100$† for a size of 20x28 cm but i can make any size you want
You Probably Don't Want To Know.
It's gotta be me. I just has to be. I scare them away, or something. LOL. I always thought I was pretty rad...I have a huge heart and a huge ass...whats not to love? LMAO.† † † † Meh, † † † Ya win some... † † † Ya lose some. † † Tis life.†
Your Eyes
Your Eyes......... How did I see it through your eyes. And all the lies you told me. Why can't I just be myself and no one else. Love blinded me and it was all because your eyes. They shined so bright as you fell out of sight. How could I be so blind to see your love that was so hard to find. The feel of your caress it always felt the best. The glances that you gave will forever and always show me the way. As I looked into your eyes I always knew it was...... GOODBYE. By: Mistik
Your Cat Is Fat Quality
I was so much an outcast No one ever liked me cause I wasn't wanted I was so different from the rest of them all Fucked up on the drugs, from all the speed And I never got no sleep Cause I kept on trippin' over what they said And everything that my mom said made me mad And everything that my dad said made me sad Why am I even trying? I'm crying out, I'm crying out I cannot seem to keep from freaking out Spinning round, spinning round, I've fallen down I cannot seem to keep from freaking out You keep shootin' those glances Relating to the rawness, of a fuckin lost kid Trying so hard to become just like me, talk like me, walk like me You keep trippin' on everything I wear, every time I swear Even when it comes to my hair It seems like you don't have the time to relate to my kind I'm not a dumb fool in your life Why am I even trying? I'm crying out, I'm crying out I cannot seem to keep from freaking out Spinning round, spinning round, I've fallen down I canno
Your Government At Work
† † † Thought you might like this. † Better get used to the Muslim President.......†Military fly over deniedUnbelievable, isn't it!!! Everyone needs to see this. I foresee many flyovers by the Thunderbirds and Blue Angels will be canceled in the next three years also. †Also demonstrations by the Golden Knights and our service bands. This guy OBAMA is out of control!!!Obama denied a military flyover at the annual "God and Country" rally in†Idaho†, where new military recruits were inducted and all militarywere honored. †This is the first time in 42 years that there has not been a military flyover in formation, and organizers were stunned thatObama refused to allow this.When the lady organizing the event contacted the Pentagon to ask why this was not allowed, as it had occurred every year for 42 years, she wastold it was because of the event's "Christian nature."The video also mentions that when Obama made a recent speech, a cross and a Christian
You're Never Alone
Youíre never alone, Iím always near, When youíre troubled, down or blue, All you have to do is call me, Iím always here for you... It doesnít matter where Iím at, It doesnít matter when. When you need someone to talk to, Iím here to be your friend... If you need someone to hold your hand, Or a hug to show someone cares. If you need a shoulder to cry on, For you, I will be there... So never think you are a burden, When the weight gets to be too much. You might find if you look hard enough, A good friend could be the right touch... Youíre never alone, Iím always here, Through the good times and the bad. Iím always here to be your friend, I never want to see you sad...
Your Mom Loves Me ;)
7.32pm - mentally unstable. 10:19pm I have just made an ass out of myself in front of myself. If I had split personallity, one of them would slap the other for thinking that it would all be allright again, that it would all fall back into place. The funny thing is, it's not the women you had that you still think about, it's the ones that got away. Before I had a chance to even settle from the shock I got by hearing her voice again, I am back in the time when everything seemed like it was put together by the nice people at Ikea - perfect. What goes around comes around, except it comes back around with a lot more baggage 'it' picked up on the way, souvenirs so to say, karma's a bitch. If you nibble on it, it makes sure to come back to bite your arm right off, and you deserve it because you initiated contact first, you started the chain of events. The news snowballed on me when I least expected it, when I was just allright. If you find a way for your heart to stop producing feelings of sa
Your Seduction Style
Your Seduction Style: Fantasy Lover You know that ideal love that each of us dreams of from childhood? That's you! Not because you posess all of the ideal characteristics, but because you are a savvy shape shifter. You have the uncanny ability to detect someone's particular fantasy... and make it you. You inspire each person to be an idealist and passionate, and you make each moment memorable Even a simple coffee date with you can be the most romantic moment of someone's life By giving your date exactly what he or she desires, you quickly become the ideal lover. Your abilities to make dreams come true is so strong, that you are often the love of many people's lives. Your ex's (and even people you have simply met or been friends with) long to be yours. No doubt you are the one others have dreamed of... your biggest challenge is finding *your* dream lover. What Kind of Seducer Are You?
Your Playtoy
hey guys and als well unfortunantley theres no pix of me so if u want add me as ur friend on mysace k so i'm interested in something new and fun. I wouldn't mind having an older man who is dominate to use me as his little fuck slut.(it's just a fantasy) like i've never tried that b4 but i desperatley want to. Someone who"s huge hopefully 10 and on bcs the biggest i've had was 6 inches not even joking..........the reason why i want someone older is bcs there more experienced of course. Never had anal sex but willing to try, and i would love for you to bring friends along and just run a train on me. Message me back! PLEASSSSSSSSSSSSSSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(only if you are serious) so i'm on here and yes i have hot pix but i'm sure that everyone wants to know exactly how the person on the other side of the computer looks. Ethnicity:Dominican(spanish)black(afro-american)cherokee(native-american) Height:5'4 Weight:179 Hair:rece
Had to go, only because I'm terrified of falling... That whole loosing balance feeling isn't something I enjoy too much... Especially... when I'm on level ground..
Your Mother Might Be A Witch If
Your Mother Might Be A Witch If ... 1. She uses a butterknife for an athame, so that it won't harm any little hands. 2. She uses birthday candles; one, they are more economical; two, they can finish burning out by the time the child wakes up from their nap. 3. She starts to chant to the tunes of nursery rhymes. 4. When she invokes a Goddess, she first asks that the Goddess not wake up her child. 5. She begins every spell with "Don't let the baby wake up before this spell is cast" and ends the spell with "Blessed be the Goddess for keeping the baby asleep! So mote it be!" 6. When she wants to call the quarters she uses Legos; since they do come in blue, green, red and yellow. She simply builds a tower when calling the quarter, then kicks the tower over when she is finished. 7. Her ceremonial clothes are anything in the house that is still clean. 8. She uses essential oils on the baby wipes for her cleansing baths before rites. 9. She replaces the ca
Your Father Might Be A Witch If...
Your Father Might Be A Witch If ... 1. He uses a screwdriver for an athame because everything in the house is falling apart. 2. He chants spells before and while opening a box for the new toy; in hopes that the instructions are in English and that he can follow them. 3. He now uses candles and wine as seduction tools for casting a circle around his wife; convincing her that he is invoking the Goddess within her. 4. His book of shadows now consists of instructions on what to do when mom decides to take off for the day. 5. He tells everyone they need haircuts; so secretly he can cast spells like: the baby will sleep the whole night through, and the wife will get her "before she was pregnant" sex drive back. 6. He replaced wine and cake with beer and potato chips.
Your Sexual Hidden Talent
Using your body Your sexual hidden talent is using your body's natural charm and beauty to seduce your partner. You are all about having the perfect body/looking good for your partner - and it does the trick every time. Take this quiz at
Your Halloween True Self Is
YOUR HALLOWEEN TRUE SELF IS: "FREDA THE FRENCH MAID" You are the sexiest maid ever! Take this quiz at
Your Gone!
You left us here in a cloud of tears, The hurt, so unbeleivably strong. Our hearts are heavy with grief and pain, As we try to accept the fact you are gone. It all happened much to quickly, It's so hard to comprehend. The way things happen the way they do, Or what maybe could have been. You've left you mark among us here, A part of you continues to grow. The best part of you can still be seen and heard, In Danny, Devon, and in Cole. Because of the tremendous love you had, Five more were added to your ring. Kelly, Jordan, Zach, Sianne and I are now family. Our time with you was much to short, We hadn't learned all about you yet. But rest assured, We'll know everything, Family will never let us forget. So level-headed strong and sure, Never afraid to take a chance. Always able to laugh, to joke, To help us smile when we think we can't. Everyone has special memories of you, Most happy bu
Your Eternal Kiss
I crawl. Scorched by the shame I can't escape the wrath of my heart beating beating to our song Now it seems my faith is my lust lust for hell regained My love just dust in the hands of the shamed The suicide of love took away all that matters but isn't love all that matters? My heart, turned to stone buried in an unmarked tomb But please, let me bleed let me bleed you my heart Let me lead you along this path in the dark Just hold me hold me like you hold onto life Love me Love me like you love the storm I paint you my soul but my soul is scarred Scarred with the things I have done wrong So now.... Now I take my life I take my life for your eternal kiss
Your Daughter Weighs 1 Pound And Fourteen Ounces
Your Tagged
Your Passion Is Purple
Your Peek
I tried to write u a letter only to help my words flow better See in person my speech becomes impaired My actions don't deminstrate how much i care This pen becomes my lifeline Like fine wine Our relationships gets better and better with time Your beauty matches your heart And for that reason alone I thought several times i was dying because my heart stops But I now know that it was my soul pausing everything in me so it could hear u U make me feel good Because of how i feel i lose my words So now i write And my mind reads to make sure those are my thoughts My soul reveals my feelings And my flesh waits for your eyes See I love u That writing this my whole body cries You are wonderful! You are beautiful! You are perfect! You are more than I could ever dream! You are my connection to the truth You are love You are loved by me I cherish u completely I love you before u ever ask I am greatful for u I a
Your Name
HELL NO: THINK I NEED A NAME CHANGE LMAO P:Popular with all types of people A: One of the best damn bf/gf anyone could ask for. U:Really like to chill L: Loved by someone A: One of the best damn bf/gf anyone could ask for A: One of the best damn bf/gf anyone could ask for. B: Likes people C: Loyal to those you love. D: Has one of the best personalities ever. E: A damn good kisser. F: People adore you. G: Never let people tell you what to do. H: Have a very good personality and looks. I: Loves everyone. J: Lives life for fun. K: Really silly. L: Loved by someone M: Makes dating fun N: Dead sexy O: Best in Bed P: Popular with all types of people. Q: A hypocrite. R: Fuckin crazy. S: Easy to fall in love with T: Is wild and crazy. U:Really like to chill. V: Not judgemental. W: Very broad minded. X: Never let people tell you what to do. Y: loves to drink Z: Always ready.
Your Tagged..........yessssssir
Hey to all my true friends....I am leavin this week.....if you would like me to hit you up in the mail, message me your address......I will miss you all don't forget me.... Each player of this game starts with 6 weird things or habits about themselves. People who are tagged should write a blog with their own 6 weird things or habits, and state this rule clearly. Choose 6 people to be tagged, list their names, leave them a comment and tell them they are tagged and to check your blog for details. It's fun! 1.) I am truely a the guy you see before you! 2.) When I get stressed I love to cook..... 3.) If someone tells me I'm hot.....its hard to believe, I don't see myself like that! 4.) I love speed, lol lets go faster....... 5.) When I drink, my other side comes will see.....let get down..... 6.) I am the funny guy!!!!! Yours Truly Smooth69 SO U WANNA FUCK? 1.Where would we be? []My house []Ur House []Pool []Shower []parents room LOL [
Your Next Sexual Encounter Be
where will your next sexual encounter be? in your parent(s) bedroom Take this quiz at
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Your Passion Is Yellow
Your Passion is Yellow You're a total sexual shape shifter. You possess a complex sex drive and are very adaptable. Of all the colors, you are the most likely to be straight. While you the most passionate, you are very open minded.What Color Is Your Passion?
Your Master Is Home
It's been too long, home at last home at last I brush back your hair and gaze down at you Quietly watching you curled safe in our bed nuzzling your neck, softly I whisper in your ear. My sweet loving pet, your Master is home you lay deep in slumber wrapped in my robe, peacefully dreaming of pleasures shared A smile like a wolf's flickers over my lips I sit next to you feeling your warm flesh I slowly expose your silken skin to my touch. I wet My finger in My mouth to write my name between the mounds of your full ripe breasts, warm letters spell out my love upon your skin, I blow gently over them, My breath cooling. . . soft tingling breeze, like mint on the tongue. smiling, wriggling deeper into your dreams, you quietly sigh and part your legs for me, I watch over you in the flickering candlelight, like a wolf watching over his sleeping mate My sweet loving pet, your Master is home
Your Style Is Like Dying In My Sleep...i Don't Feel It.
"you're the weirdest person i have ever met in my life...but i mean that in the best possible way" hahahaha so yeah...people need to stop being dicks and throwing their anger or frustration on others. i'm really thinking about taking a stocking job or something so i don't have to deal with assholes and get treated like shit...yeah the money is good but it barely gets me by anyways. ftr i'm a waiter...a damn good one at that. i train most of the new people they hire yet they put me in the worst shifts. now the only reason i don't bitch an moan like everyone else is because i'm "supposed to set an example" but even by busting my ass on every shift i work doesn't stop some managers from telling me i need to do more work as i'm DOING SOMETHING. yet they don't say a word to the 4 other people sitting around talking...bah. the only reason i haven't quit is cause right now i need the money to pay for rent and allt he other stuff coming up soon...also cause i can't find a job somew
Your Love Is A 187
You're Now Vixenated.
Thank God for natural beauty. ♥ Do you think that pushing people away is a way of protecting them? And, if you do... from what? My opinion? I do see it as a way of protecting someone else. Because... if you've messed up so much before, and you've caused someone so much hurt and pain... you could actually meet someone that you really gave a damn about. And, you wouldn't want to put them through what you've been through.. or what you've put other people thorugh.. Especially if you still carry baggage from your past. And, I do carry baggage from mine. Don't string people along, it's just dumb. On another note, I'd like to say.. if you have someone, and they love you. AND, you're still out lookin' for more? Don't let me know. I'll just punch you in the face, because that's what you'll truly deserve. You have NO idea how much that fucks somebody up. People can be so stupid. .. I do not consider myself a person. I am human. =/ And, these are the days of our lives. Questi
Your A Keeper!!
One day someone's husband died, and on that clear, cold morning, in The warmth of their bedroom, the wife was struck with the pain of learning that sometimes there isn't any more. No more hugs, no more special moments to celebrate together, no more phone calls just to chat, no more "just one minute." Sometimes, what we care about the most gets all used up and goes away . . never to return before we can say good-bye, say "I love you." So while we have it . . . it's best we love it . . and care for it and fix it when it's broken . . . and heal it when it's sick. This is true for marriage . and old cars . . . and children with bad report cards and dogs with bad hips and aging parents and grandparents. We keep them because they are worth it, because we are worth it. Some things we keep -- like a best friend who moved away or a classmate we grew up with. There are just some things that make us happy, no matter what. Life is important, like people we know who are specia
Your Right
Your Application
Your Application Repost this and see who's eligible to be your special someone. Have fun!! Send it back if you think you could get the job... :) Name: Age: Phone Number: Location: Height: Hair (color and style): Eyes: Piercings/tattoos: What Do You Think Of My? Personality: Eyes: Face: Hair: Clothes: Humor: Choice of music: Manners: Friends: Decisions: W0ULD Y0U... [] go out with me? [] give me your number? [] kiss me? [] let me kiss you? [] watch a movie with me? [] take me out to dinner? [] drive me somewhere? [] make love to me? [] take a shower with me? [] be my bf/gf? [] hug me? [] buy me food? [] take me home to meet your family? [] would you let me sleep in your bed if i didn't have one? [] sing car karaoke w/ me? [] sit in the doctors office with me because I didn't want to go alone? [] re-post this for me to answer your questions? [] give me a piggyback ride? [] come pick me up at
Your It
Your A 90's Kid
You're a 90's kid if: You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!" You just cant resist finishing this... "Iiiiiiin west philladelphia born and raised..." You remember TGIF on ABC and wouldnt miss it "Miss Susie had a tug boat, the tug boat had a bell..miss suzie went to heaven the tug went to hell_o operator please give me number 9 and if you disnconnect me i'll chop up your behind the refridgerator, there was a piece of glass, miss suzie sat upon it and ripped a piece ass_k me no more questions, please tell me no more lies the boys are in the bathroom zipping up their flies, are in the medow the bees are in the park .......................... boys and girls are kissing after D-A-R-K- D-A-R-K D-A-R-K dark" HAHAHAHAHAH!!!! down down baby down down the roller coster sweet sweet baby Ill never let you go..chimie chie cocoa puffs chimmie chimmie rock, chimmie chimiie cocoa puffs chimmie chimmie rock..... You remember when Kurt Cobain, 2Pac, River Phoenix, and Sel
Your Turn
You kno what i've been givin advice for a long time...good advice! and i just realized that most of the people who ask me for advice are whiners....yeah i kno i whine alot about ma life but some people whine over stupid things...this dude gone ask me how can i get his dog to like him come on now i help people with real problems and that's not a problem well it is but not one that im concerned about! I help people deal with issues on life like sex, abuse, confrontations, fears, relation ship problems,and blah blah blah all that! if you cant get cha dog to like you then maybe you need a new dog!!! And a life!!! People ask me, "Dah'Brita, How can you give advice on all that if you lived a shelter life?" and i tell them that "You dont have to be out in the world to understand it or the problems of the peoplr in it" and it's true i can tell you everythin you want or need to kno from love to sex, from why the sky is blue to why chicks turn gay! I've watched and paid attention to life and how
Your Choice
How do you feel? It may seem that the way you feel depends on how things are going in your life and in the world in general. Yet the exact opposite is true. The way things are going in your life depends on how you choose to feel. Your feelings are your most sincere expectations. Every part of your life picks up on those expectations. Your thoughts, your actions, your words, and the results that come from them all take their cue from the way you feel. Some people see a challenging situation and feel dismayed. Others will see the same exact situation and know that they can choose to feel energized and inspired. Life does not arbitrarily impose itself on you. Rather, through your feelings, you select which of life's many offerings you wish to accept. How do you choose to feel about things? Whatever it is, that is the way your life will play out. -- Ralph Marston
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Your Kiss
Receiving sexual stimulation, Without manual masturbation; Getting such focused concentration With no communication. Doing what I want; When I say I want it now. Like when I tell you in my ass I want to feel you pound. Ropes and Gags, Whips and chains; Just lay back and enjoy the pain. Scream out mercy, While pleading for more. To spank your ass till red and sore. Lick my black leather boots All up the sides. My prey has no need With things like pride. Your orgasm only reached Long after I've had mine. Now burry your tongue In me, deep within side. Sip the nectar that both Our bodies produced. How easily men; us women seduce!! Now that is a night That will take long to forget. Be a good boy now, Swallow don't spit!! I want your kiss to carry me through the long lonely nights to keep me safe and warm I want your kiss out underneath the stars scattered across a dark sky as a thousand eyes look down I want your kiss in an
Your Kiss
Your kiss Thumbs press me open. Intimate eyes caress my secrets. Hot breath scorches my insides As you bow to drink my dew. Your growth teases my softness While your lips and lapping tongue Set my copious juices aflow. I squirm against your hungry mouth, Hands slide to seize my hips And your teeth nip on my aching clit. Oooh, the exquisite torture Of your rapacious mouth, Has me moaning helplessly, As I stretch my legs wider To take your thrusting fingers. They press that special place inside, Until Iím floating in ecstasy. My body tightening, I pour all over you, Screaming out my love. Your lips take mine As I bathe in the aftermath Of your fiery touch. And I know itís just begunÖ
Your Daughter Is Pregnant
A mother took her daughter to the doctor and asked him to give her an examination to determine the cause of the daughter's swollen abdomen. It only took the doctor about 2 seconds to say, "Gimme a break, lady! Your daughter is pregnant!" The mother turned red with fury, and she argued with the doctor that *her* daughter was a good girl, and would *never* compromise her reputation by having sex with a boy. The doctor faced the window and silently watched the horizon. The mother became enraged and screamed, "Quit looking out the window! Aren't you paying attention to me?" "Yes, of course I am paying attention, ma'am. It's just that the last time this happened, a star appeared in the east, and three wise men came. I was hoping they'd show up again, and help me figure out who got your daughter pregnant! Get more at
Your Birthday
Your Birthdate: December 3 You are certain and confident when you choose to love someone. Even though your romantic choices may be unconventional - you stand behind them. Your friends never know you as well as a romantic partner does. Number of True Loves You'll Have: 3 Number of Times You'll Have Your Heart Broken: 5 You are most compatible with people born on the 3rd, 12th, 21st, and 30th of the month. What Does Your Birth Date Mean For Your Love Life? Your Birthdate: October 31 You don't love lightly. For you, love is always a serious undertaking. However, you are able to love many types of people. You can bring out the best in almost anyone. Love surprises you often. You never know when or where you'll find it next. Number of True Loves You'll Have: 2 Number of Times You'll Have Your Heart Broken: 1 You are most compatible with people born on the 4th, 13th, 22nd, and 31st of the month. What Does Your Birth Date Mean For Your Love Life?

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