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Wolf Energy
Wolf Energy In Native American traditions, Wolf is said to be "teacher" medicine. Humans have followed Wolf for millennia, studying Wolf's ways of the hunt, learning from their social structure. Wolf is allied with Sirus, the Dog Star, and it is said in many cultures, that our ancestors and teachers came from there. This is agreed upon by Australian Aborigines, and the Dogon tribe of Africa, as well as certain Native American tribes. Wolf has much to teach us, if only we will listen. Wolf is allied to the moon and lunar energies, teaching us to respect our emotions and unconscious urges. Respect for the wildness of our animal natures, and willingness to face the dark within ourselves is an imperative for Wolf people. Trust in the unspoiled nature of your Child/Wolf self. Because the Moon rules psychic perception, Wolf people should work on learning to trust their intuition and psychic urges, to listen for the still small voice within. The communal nature of Wol
Wolf The Teacher
WOLF THE TEACHER Feared and hated by men the world over, the mighty wolf has been plagued by all forms of evil stories, myths and legends. Hunted, trapped and killed to the point of extinction, many of these majestic animals are gone forever; their breeds and blood lines never to be seen again. In spite of the many horror stories of wolves hunting, tracking and killing humans, no such event has ever been confirmed. Their eerie and lonely howl, which can make the blood run cold, is merely their form of communication. Each howl, with its tone, depth, length and frequency carries a different message to the pack, or to the partner who is out of sight. They're merely "talking". If you carry wolf medicine, here are some characteristics that sound familiar to you: You are fiercely loyal &emdash; to friends, family, ideals and principles. There is no compromise for you. You are very territorial. You protect all that is yours and your family's at any expense. You a
Wolf's Tails
   Sorsha sighed wearily as she slumped against the cliff face and looked to see if anyone else survived the dragon's suprise attack. As she looked around, her despair grew. The elf twins were obviously dead; Trila's head laid several feet from her body and Tiri was so much elven jelly between the dead dragons claws. They hadn't even had a chance, the dragon hit them first and before anyone could blink they were both dead.  Suddenly Sorsha heard a groan and she stumbled over to Magnos. It had been Magnos' spear strike to the dragon's eye that allowed Sorsha to get the killing blow in, but as soon as he had made his thrust, the dragon had hit him with its tail and smashed him against the rocks.  Sorsha feared the worst as she searched him for wounds. A strike like that killed most people and she feared she was going to see a good friend die in her arms yet again.  She almost wept with joy when she found that besides a few nasty cuts and bruises, his main problem was a broken
The Wolf.. (as Of Feb. 07 ) ..
1. Are wolves dangerous to people? Wild wolves avoid people. The myths about wolves attacking and eating people are distortions of the truth about the elusive nature of wolves. In places where wolves are protected, they may become less fearful of humans. They should, therefore, be treated like any wild animal - with respect. 2. Why are people afraid of wolves? It’s easy to put all the blame on children’s stories and fairy tales. But that is over-simplifying it. Wolves, with their big teeth and close-set golden eyes, can look scary, especially when illustrators exaggerate those features. Also, wolves live in packs. People associate “packs” with “gangs.” The howl of the wolf is haunting, too. 3. What is a predator? Any animal that hunts and kills another animal for food. Prey is the term used for the animal that is hunted. 4. What is a top predator? Any animal that has no natural enemies within its food web and is not hunted by other animals. The wolf is a top pred
Wolf Morph Contest Open
Wolfie' S Poetry
I miss your soft hands and loving touch, the feelings of your romantic kiss. You know I do love you, you just do not realize just how much. It's our tender, romantic moments I very much miss. Your hair the color of roses in the early morn. Your skin smooth and milky white. From my chest, my heart has been torn, my transgressions have been brought to light. For your mercy and forgiveness I do ask, for this is what Jesus Christ taught us to do. My feelings for you or my desire to change I will not mask. To win you back and show you the change in me , to this end, I will remain true. Copyrighted Ray 2006 This poem was written for my lovely wife, there is a picture of her up by my side on my profile. This poem actually won a contest and was placed in a book of poetry. I am most proud of this poem as it speaks of my feelings about my wife, whom I was separated from for over a year. I am proud to say by placing my trust in Jesus, He restored my marriage. I met you many yea
The Wolf Is He A Leader
The man awoke,with his home,smoldering in ashes.As them puke fuckin peasants laughing what they had done.He climbs out of the ashes as them puke peasants look on.The Moon is Full,My Ancestors built this house built your Town an u have the Nerve to burn my house to the ground.With 1 mighty slash,of 1 powerful arm.The heads of them to hapless peasants rolling on the ground.He drinks there blood from thee headless corpses.as others appear,they see not the man but a Great an Fierce Wolf of a Creature whom stands on 2 legs.They are Frighten'd,an try to Run,With one Swift Bound they are all dead or dieing Writhing in pain.Begging to be Finished off.As they die a merciful death.The Wolf Creature sniffs around smelling fear,of one who ran off hideing.Stand you piece of shit,beg me for your Life.He is some sort of Royalty.I should have known it was you,my own cousin twice removed.Strip off your clothes u worthless piece of shit.He does what he's told.I shall let u live cousin,I shall cut out yo
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Wolf Tales
Writer's Block by wolf359 Wolf sat at the bar looking at the glass before him on the polished oak. The amber of the scotch reflected the light on his hand resting next to the glass. He wanted the drink as a starving man wants a meal. The writers block was killing him, it had been two weeks since he had been able to get ideas to flow from his head to his keyboard. He was so engrossed in the desire for the contents of the glass, that he didn't even notice the woman sit on the stool next to him. Climbing on to her stool, Deb noticed the man next to her. He was about forty, six feet tall, and about two hundred pounds. His short hair was beginning to gray at the temples and his short-cropped beard was flecked with gray. Noticing that he wore an gold earring, she wondered which way he swung, these days you couldn't tell. Looking closer, she could see he was wearing gray slacks, and shirt with the collar open and a dark blue blazer. Hanging from the pocket of
Wolf Preservation & Concerns
I can NOT belive this is happening... the Grey wolf just got OFF the endangered species list last year !!! I know all about the documented cases of stray wolves killing cattle n shit... but the RANCHERS ARE COMPENSATED... they are paid by the pound by the government for each and every ranch animal killed by wolves !! The wolves only kill the cattle and sheep in WINTER MONTHS and at the most there are only 10 - 15 TOTAL ANIMALS killed by wolves in a single year OVER A 15,000 SQ. MILES. That is only 1 and 1/2 cow or sheep PER ranch in a whole year on average! For the rancher it means a grand total of $5,000 - $15,000 a year if that bull or cow had been sold.... and if its a FEMALE there is an estimate of how many OFFSPIRNG she would have given birth to ADDED to the $$$$ compensation Total the rancher recieves. Hell most of us out here only make $ 25,000 a year GRAND TOTAL. Have you guys seen the price of BEEF & LAMB lately?? Cattle ranches who sell to marketing... get between $8,000 -
Wolf's Thoughts
Hi this is my first blog or attempt at a blog so bare with me. Just a few thoughts as I sat here and think about the profiles I have seen and read on CherryTAP I got this link at a friends site and she is a remarkable person, should visit her page and have a look at what a strong woman can do.Alex@ CherryTAP But as I said theses are my thoughts about CherryTAP and the intersting people you find there. If you have a look at my site then you will understand that I look for and find things or people that I think are intersting or have some thing that I might use in my life, but if you should see or heard of any body that would meet these requirements send me a shout or a message telling me about them or where I can find them and then I will look them up. Also I check the NSFW check box because if I have said or wrote any thing that might offend someone then I have done what I call CYOA which stands for Cover Your Own Ass as nobody else will and it may safe me from getting into trouble
Wolf Family
This Blog will be continually updated as members are confirming that they are staying with our family. Please check often and make sure you are there.. If you are not, submit a comment after you have placed Honorable Society of Wolves at the end of your name so that we might know your intentions are true. Wolferz Wolferz ~Elder Druid Wolf -- An Honorable Wolf - Society of Wolves~@ CherryTAP Theresa BGD's Yummy~Alpha Female ~ Honorable Society of Wolves~Joker's Mistress :)~L.U.V. Club Co Fd TAKEN@ CherryTAP Ang ~*ANG*~ ~Honorable Society of Wolves~ @ CherryTAP Kim MysteryofDragons ~LRL~Society of Wolves@ CherryTAP Teresa drusdragon ~.L.R.L.~Society of Wolves@ CherryTAP Dana darkangel696930@ CherryTAP Raven CT Fiancee of Juggalette4Life~ 'Ðîñ]¬[ Raven Lonewolf~Ka-tet of Forty and Five~Honorable Society of Wolves' Owner of the Magic and the Dark Tower Lounge@ CherryTAP Pete Pokerpete13~OFFICIAL L.U.V CLUB FOUNDER~@ CherryTAP Dawn
Wolf And Silvers Den
I love Rosemary. It grows profusely in my herb garden and just brushing by the wonderful smelling foliage will lift my spirits and make me want to cook something with it! Rosemary is also a wonderful ally for a variety of common ailments. An infusion of the dried herb will calm a migraine headache, help reduce blood pressure, or help you digest your food. It will also calm your nerves and make you feel more alert. To make an infusion, purchase dried herb and put a handful into a quart jar (canning jars work wonderfully for this). Pour boiling water over the herb and cap the jar tightly. Let sit for 4-8 hours. The longer it sits, the stronger the infusion will be. A dose is 1-2 cups per day, usually sipped slowly. You can add honey for sweetener. To sweeten your breathe, chew on a piece of fresh Rosemary. To make a natural tooth paste, grind a small amount of fresh rosemary in a coffee grinder (cleaned free of coffee!), then mix with a small amount of baking soda.
The Wolf Within
The Wolf Within Deep in darkness I shall hide,for no one knows the spirit inside, In the shadows,twilight of night,others flee just from the sight, A lone beast with deep red eyes,they say he's human.which he denies, A dark wolf,under a blood red moon for everyone knows,he comes soon, Just standing there,under the twilight sky only fighting to live,until the day he'll die, Villages hunt him,animals love him,cuz he'll fight to the death,but his reason still dim, No one knows why this spirit is here, some say to protect those he holds near, Though the wolf is his life,he has taken beatings and strife, For the heart of a warrior, and the love of a child,his fighting wish is still quite mild, For being a lone wolf at heart,a human is the only part, The part seen only to man,because no mere mortal can, Can see his true power,standing like a tall dark tower, Once his life does end,the force of nature will bend, He'll return to the earth anew,along
Wolfies
Just started my own blogg over at. http://wolfiesworld.co.uk Not much in there yet but soon hopefully filling it up with my writing and Art work
Wolf Or Animal Contest
Wolf or Animal Morph Contest 20 Contestants.The 1st round 20 contestants 1st 10 to 5,000 comments.2nd Round Best 6 to 5,000 last round Best 3 for 1st. .bombing yourself is aloud.No Freshmeat Accounts allowed must have real photos in profile,all who bomb must be atleast 30 day members of funbar. the prizes will be awarded with a happy hour after contest closes now to keep it fair and clean there will be a little catch witch is u need to be at least a level 3 and u need a salute pic on profile u can comment and bomb yourself no down rateing others in contest no cheating ill be watching no blank comments no drama prizes to be awarded are 1st place a month vic and choice of 2nd place will get 7 day blast and choice of ty for looking good luck to u I am going to host this contest so send info to me time of start and end dates ok been long enought i got 9 contest
Wolf's Rain
Wolf Pics For Lord Wolf
My friend Lord Wolf lost alot of his wolf pictures and morphs. If possible I'm asking all my friends and fans to share there wolves with him. He's a real sweety and he deserves our help. So please..if you have any pics of wolves send them to him or me, I'll get them sent to him. For shared friends..you can send them directly to him. Thank you in advance. I love you all and I know we can make a difference for him an at least try to help him get his wolves back...may be even some he didn't have. Love to all. Momma Rox...aka..roxxycottin@yahoo.com I'd like to say thank you to all who sent pics and comments on this blog and to Lord Wolf. I know that in actuality we shall probably never meet in real life but the way I figure it, we're still a family when ya care what happens to each other. That's one of the reasons I like Fubar, but I damn well don't approve of what they pulled on Lord Wolf and a few others. If they have a problem with me saying that then ya'll all know why my ac
Wolf Roamin To Different Woods Howl!
MY MOTHER PASSED OVER TO THE SIRIT WORLD ON TUESDAY AND I THOUGHT I WOULD WRITE THIS TRIBUTE FOR HER. WHEN SHE WAS 55 YEARS OLD SHE WAS TEACHING 5TH GRADE AND HAD A STROKE THAT PARALYZED HER ON MOST OF HER LEFT SIDE. WHEN SHE PASSED SHE WAS 86 AND NOT ONCE DID I EVER HEAR HER COMPLAIN ABOUT HER DISABILITY. SHE ALSO RETAINED HER LOVE OF GOD AND THE ABILITY TO SHARE HER SELF AND GIVE LOVE TO OTHERS THROUGH 31 YEARS OF PARTIAL PARALYSIS. COURAGE THROUGH HER UNWAVERING FAITH IN GOD KEPT HER STRONG THROUGH THE YEARS. MY MOTHER AND I WERE CLOSE AND TALKED OFTEN THOUGH LIVING MILES APART FOR MOST OF OUR YEARS TOGETHERS. SHE WILL BE SADLY MISSED BY ME AND MANY OTHERS BUT I BELIEVE SHE IS BEING REWARDED NOW AND "WALKING ON STREETS OF GOLD" IN GODS KINGDOM WITH MY FATHER HOWL! SHE LEAVES ONE BROTHER ROY,TWO SONS DAVID AND DOUGLAS, FIVE GRANDCHILDREN MADELYN, CARLY, DAVID PAUL, HARLEY DAVID, AND COLE YOUNGER, AND ONE GREAT GRANDCHILD COLE DAVID. REST IN PEACE MOM AND THANKS FOR THE LIFETIME OF LO
Wolff's Den
"What a piece of work is man! how noble in reason! how infinite in faculty! in form and moving how express and admirable! in action how like an angel! in apprehension how like a god! the beauty of the world, the paragon of animals! ".
Wolf
Wolf Rain
The Wolf
I have returned from the nothing the dread loneliness of the ever more I have transformed from a seed and now I have grown... come, walk with me and I shall lead you through the nothing to return here again as The Wolf Of The Moon this is the year, this is the time. Among Our Hearts Stands the Wolf--His Heart Following Us Howl with the Wolf and Good will Follow You Look into the Eyes of the Wolf and See Who you Really Are We Hope and Pray that the Wolf will Stay--But that's Not Enough Gold is a Treasure--Waiting the be Found Wolves are a Creature--Waiting to be Rescued Let the Wolf Roam in Your Heart, Forever...
Wolfman5484
lost in my worldof my own i had no way out no way to be found Then you came along &open the door, reached out your hand. You spoke the word so clearly,"come with me my love" As i took your hand i looked into your eyes &saw heartach pain,fear. You feared that i wouldnt love you,trust you,leave my world behind. You spoke in a low ,but strong voice,"Don't be afraid to letgo of what you know so well. I'll be here for you". We left my world that day never to return . The last words i hear you saybeforei open my eyes from a long sleep are "Ilove you 7I'llnever let you go our love" Tears of Joy Tears of happiness The tearsi cry are of neither They fall like a swollen storm A storm that want go away I pray to the lord everyday Let the sun shine bright i say Does he hear me Or is he trying to punish me Why does he let the black night come When all it does is rain Shows me the memories of all the pain The storm is getting closer It floods my path Th
The Wolf's Den
      Again it has happened....AGAIN...I give my heart to someone only to have it thrown back at me....in pieces as usual. I guess that no one will ever know the real me because the real me is back behind the walls where I belong. I am tired of the BULLSHIT reasons that I keep hearing when I get dumped......why the fuck don't these women just tell me the fucking truth...that they think I'm just not good enough to be with them....it would STILL hurt....but at least it would be the truth!!  So now...I am closed off to the lies known as relationships...I am closed off to the GREAT lie (I love you) that women like to toss about.....the ONLY love in my life right now is my KIDS and my MUSIC......everything else is pretty well bullshit. I am tired of giving my heart because no one really gives a shit about it....I am tired of my heart being a play toy for someone that got screwed by someone else.....tired of being comapred to the others before me....tired of the GAMES!!!! When does it end??
Wolf Pics
looking for wolf pics have seen alot of very preety pics and would appreciate it if u alll could send me any and all wolf pics thank you very much peace out all fatrob
Wolfie's Blog
The Wolf Pack Family
welcome everyone to the wolf pack family and thank you for joining us.I just want some simple rules for this ok and we will adjust them as we go so bear with me on this please. the first and formost rule is NO DRAMA, this means in the family and in the lounge. it will not be tolerated, and treat each person in the family with respect, and work together as a pack please. that is all i ask of the members for right now thank you for joining and have fun.
Wolfies
COME VISIT ONE OF THE NEWEST LOUNGES HERE ON FUBAR!!!!~~~~CLICK PIC TO ENTER~~~WE ARE ALSO HIRING FOR STAFF SO PLEASE STOP IN AND SEE WHAT WE HAVE FOR YOU!!!
Wolf For A Pet?
I met someone who knows a lady that sells wolf pup's with all the papers and shots for 800.00. She has one left and is desperate for money and only wants 75.00! Do wolves make good pets or do they turn on you and act wild later in life? Thanks, Amedeo
Wolfs Den
come join the lounge the wolfs den!
Wolf's Version Of The Three Little Pigs
SOMERSET PA (AP) -- A. Wolf took the stand today in his own defense. This shocked and stunned the media who predicted that he would not testify in the brutal double murder trial. A. Wolf is accused of killing (and eating) The First Little Pig, and The Second Little Pig. This criminal trial is expected to be followed by a civil trial to be brought by the surviving Third Little Pig. The case has been characterized as a media circus. His testimony is transcribed below: "Everybody knows the story of the Three Little Pigs. Or at least they think they do. But I'll let you in on a little secret. Nobody knows the real story, because nobody has ever heard my side of the story. I'm Alexander T. Wolf. You can call me Al. I don't know how this whole Big Bad Wolf thing got started, but it's all wrong. Maybe it's because of our diet. Hey, it's not my fault wolves eat cute little animals like bunnies and sheep and pigs. That's just the way we are. If cheeseburgers were cute, folks would probably thin
Wolf Howlings!
BROKEN BRAIN SUMMIT April 3-26 | Tickets $8-$16 |Reservations: 651.334.3888 Heads will roll (and sing) when renegade researcher Dr. Dendrite gathers a motley crew of brain experts for a midnight meeting. Inspired by the true stories of actors who have experienced brain trauma, and scripted by Fringe favorite Amy Salloway and Interact. A show filled with metal heads, talking plants, memory loss, anger management plans and a whole lot more! PERFORMANCES AT OLD ARIZONA 2821 Nicollet Ave S | FREE PARKING ACROSS STREET Opening night Saturday, Apr 5 @ 7:30 | $20 ASL Apr 10 & 26 at 7:30pm; audio described Apr 25 @ 7:30 & 26 @ 3:00 To purchase on-line go to www.ticketturtle.com Special late night showings of Circumference, Amy Salloway's hit comedy that the Pioneer Press calls, "A must see: poignant, sensitive and hysterically funny." April 4, 5, 11, & 12 at 9:30pm | Reservations: 651.334.3888 Tickets $12 ($10 with Broken Brain ticket or Fringe button)
Wolfy Thoughts >=)
Just wanted to stop by real quick and say hello to everyone.As you have seen I added a few pics of me to get started will add more real soon. A lot of things going on this week so don't know how many I will get to put on or when.Might even have some speacil beach pics for the people I add as friends >=).Also just wanted to say one thing and get it out in the open. I may do sexy pics I may even do some nude pics ,but that DOES NOT mean I will webcam or anything like that.I do like to make friends and I can flirt with the best of them but that doesn't mean I'm a web slut.If you want to be added to my yahoo it's REDD_WOLFF@YAHOO.COM I hate using the shoutbox =p~~~~~~ RED
The Wolf
Canis Lupis About Wolves The Wolf is considered to be the ancestor of the domestic dog and can be found throughout temperate and coniferous forests and tundra of the Northern Hemisphere. Different species for different countries and different areas, there are 24 subspecies of wolf in North America alone. The wolf is a large animal usually weighing 60-120 lbs (27-55 kg) and is built for the harsh life it leads. Broad chest, small pointed ears and long legs. They may stand up to 32 inches high at the shoulder, and are often 6 to 6 1/2 feet from nose to tail. Males can be up to 25% larger than females. The life span is roughly 6 - 10 years in the wild. They can live up to 18 years in captivity. Although the majority are tawny with cream chest and black markings on the shoulders, tail tip and near the base of the tail, there many variations in the colour including pure white and black. White and light-colored wolves are found in the arctic, while black and gray are commo
Wolf
Respect the elders.... Teach the young... Cooperate with the pack Play when you can... Hunt when you must... Rest in between Share your affections... Voice your feelings... Leave your mark. For the strength of the Pack is the Wolf... And the strength of the Wolf is the Pack A lone pup Given up? Mom gone in rest, Dad left. Taken and forced to learn life’s lessons alone She was all alone and forlorn. She took everything step by step She escaped when she slept. Soon she met every night at a tree, her prince For she sought to be rinsed. Their love forever tough Weather it be through smooth or rough. A new secret surfaces buried for many purposes. She can't tell because she doesn't know. No one seems to able to hell, tears flow. A stranger come begging to differ, It seems to ease away but then it's stiffer. Following him, hoping to learn But she'd only get a burn. The pup left to fend alone. Only to grow strong. All the knowledge life can offer, No one can
Wolf
Wolf Wins
Wolf wins every fight but one. In that one (S)he dies. So just remember just because the game is rigged doesn't mean you can win so KEEP ON PLAYING.
Wolfpack Support Train
     
The Wolf
She watches you, her head lowering and her ears standing alert. Her body tense and ready as she waits in the silence of the night. Her pack circling around you, trotting through the trees on silent paws like shadows in the darkness as they surround you on her silent command. Like a well oiled machine they move together, creating a living breathing cage as she stares at you. Her glittering gold gaze steady upon you,daring you to move, telling you that you have no chance, no choice. The night presses upon you as you stand, the moon like a spotlight wrapping you in pale white light as cold as her hungry gaze and still she watches. You look left, then right and see only empty darkness even as you feel the weight of their stare. Your heart pounding in your ears,your throat closing as you try to breath, and an uncontrollable tremble running through your body as the sweet scent of your fear fills the air like a lure teasing her senses as she steps closer. Her lip curls in a silent snarl
Wolf Awareness Week
Another season of brutal aerial killing is about to begin in Alaska. Lobos in the Southwest and red wolves in North Carolina -- some of the most endangered wolves on the planet -- are struggling against the threat of extinction in the wild. And anti-wolf extremists continue to threaten the future of wolves in Greater Yellowstone and the Northern Rockies. October 13th - 20th is National Wolf Awareness Week, and America’s wolves need your help.
Wolfprincess1-short Story Writer
She was in a really crazy mood and was so hot....she knew she needed to do something different...something to really make tonight a wild experience. When he got there she made an excuse about not quite being ready. The stereo was turned up so she could hear it over the hair dryer (yeah loud!) well thats what she said. It was a rockin' tune! What a beat!! She brought him to a specific seat. A really modern style chair..awesome cushion but no arms and slightly curved....one of those chairs that is ergonomically designed and is way more comfortable than it looks. Now was her chance...she disappeared for a moment....once gone she quickly peeled off her robe to uncover her tied up blouse and short shorts..she checked her look in the mirror....pinched her nipples to make then more errect and headed back to kick off the evening!.... She walked in and surprised him...but when she started dancing and grinding to the music. He did exactly as she expected - he just sat back to enjoy the sho
The Wolf's Tongue
So today, i actually started working on my profile (Yaaay!, >.
Wolf's Giveway
All Shadow Bombers are to work on the last 3 giveways till done!!!If u have reasons u cant c tj till Bratt and Chaotic can come back online.He will tell them of excuses that u have.But this needs to be done as soon as possible.Also add TJ..WE will be takin names down or printouts of ppl daily along with totals of comments if u dont show with out tellin him u will b removed from fam.Those that have real work and have told Bratt or Chaotic about it can b excused just try to help as much as u can!!!NO SHOWS FOR DAYS WILL BE TERMINATED!!!
The Wolf
Wolf's Thoughts.
(NSFW because there's too many whiners! Please feel free to comment, rant in return, whatever!) So, "I joined the band", so to speak. That's right, BANNED from the MUMMs for "an indeterminate amount of time". And as usual, I cannot get a straight answer as to how long or even WHY I was banned! I mean, sure I posted auto-play songs and pictures. And I may have went a little "overboard" in the MUMMs with the pictures, but to my defense, it WAS a self-described GORE thread and the MUMM creator informed me in a message that he found my shenanigans amusing. My question is this: This IS an 18+only site, correct? Therefore, why have ANY limits as to what can be posted in a "NSFW" entry? I understand the need for the designation, I'm no fool. I wouldn't want to stumble across something revolting or disturbing while in the office. But, on a so-called "adult" website in which areas are clearly marked NSFW, why limit the posters' responses at all? Personally, and without proof, th
Wolf
The burning question rests upon my lips... Would you offer your throat to the wolf? Do you secretly burn to bear it's mark? Has your heart ached to feed it's soul? Do you hunger to surrender your flesh? Do you know how hungry I am for you? Would you offer your body to the beast? Do you ache inside with a need to tame it? Have you ever dreamed of being mine? Can you conquer your fears and claim it? Would you offer your throat to the wolf?
Wolf Roamin To Other Woods Howl!
STARTING THIS BLOG I WILL THANK ALL OF MY FRIENDS AND FAMILY HERE ON FUBAR FOR THE LUV AND RESPECT YOU HAVE GIVEN ME THE PAST 3 YEARS I HAVE BEEN A MEMBER. I HAVE FOUND SOMEONE I AM ATTRACTED TOO HERE ON FUBAR AND I NEED SOME HELP GETTING US TOGETHER. HER NAME ON HERE IS WHISPER SOFT. I AM IN OCALA FLORIDA WITH A FRIEND OF MINE AND SHE IS IN ARKANSAW LIVING IN HER CAR. WHEN I MET HER SHE WAS LIVING WITH AN ABUSIVE ALCOHOLIC. SHE CONTACTED ME FROM THE LOCAL LIBRARY THIS MORNING FROM HER LAP TOP TO TELL ME SHE HAVE MOVED INTO HER CAR FOR NOW. SHE IS USED TO THE MOUNTAINS SO SHE TOLD ME SHE WOULD HIDE THERE TEMPORARILY SO THE "COPS DIDNT HARRAS HER"! I AM ABOUT 1200 MILES FROM MY HOME IN BATVAVIA, NEW YORK AND MY MONEY FOR THE MONTH HAS RUN OUT. WE ARE TRYING TO GET HER HERE AND THEN TRAVEL BACK HOME TO START A NEW LIFE THERE TOGETHER SMILES! WE ARE ASKING AND PRAYING TO THE 'GREAT SPIRIT' FOR DONATIONS TO BE SENT TO US FOR TRAVEL EXSPENSES. IF YOU CAN HELP US CONTACT ME VIA MY E MA
Wolfy2100
here to meet friends,to have fun,how ever it goes,i like nascar racing,i play guitar i'm a lefty guitar player,i write poetry.here to have fun,if u want to no more just ask
Wolfsden
I am easy going guy, living in Arizona, Comfortable with myself, and people around me, I like intellectual conversations, And love to have fun, Poetry in particular,,, Movies,, that sorta thing,, I like to apply what I have learn to practical life situations,, I love the colors Blue and Black,, Perhaps it’s the ying and yang sorta thing,,,I thought this was a good time to update my profile, I’m wondering why people go through the point of making a profile, if they leave a bogus e-mail address, this doesn’t make much sense. Anyway,,, I just moved to Tempe Arizona,, in a very nice apartment, I’m impressed at up-keep, I will see how things, its a lot closer to my work, this is the first time in 3 years with the company that I was able to move closer so that a huge plus, I didn’t really like Mesa also much, Tempe seams to be a happen city. Hmmm, What I seek in a mate, I don’t have a ideal as it says on the profile, I do know what I’m looking for in
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Wolfsilvereye
Hello there everyone. I'll be leaving this site soon and deleting this account. I would rather strike up a great conversation on my E-mail instead of on this site. I really don't like that in order to find friends on here that you have to get fake drinks and other objects to send as well. Now tell me where is the fun in all of that. So if you all would like to stay in contact with me as friends then my E-mail is wolfsilvereye@yahoo.com. It was fun while it lasted. Gail
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Wolfe47591
Name:_______________ Number:_______________ text messaging (yes or no): ______ picture messaging (yes or no) _________ I dare you to copy and paste this and see how many numbers you get
Wolf Pack Rules
1.No disrespecting other family members.If you have a problem with someone go to staff. 2.must try to rate the daily rate.If you can't plz let staff know. 3.When a level up is posted in stash,you must help,if you cannot help tell the homepage. 4.you may rate nsfw pics if you want to but no one will make you rate them.Use your own judgement. 5.If you donot have a salute pic you will have 30 days to get one.If you cannot get a salute done in that 30 days tell a staff member. 6.If not a computer plz put afk so no one sends you the link for the level ups. 7.Must add all family members to fubar.You can find the members list under stash on homepage. 8.All staff must tell ppl they have joining to put who u are joining through. 9.Plz read any blogs and stashes that are posted to homepage and comment so you get credit. 10.If you want to join this family you cannot have any member of this family blocked.I donot get involved in personal stuff,but this is fubar,if you cannot get along the
Wolf Who Steps Sharing & Caring
     Four am and after communicating in prayer to the 'Great Spirit' I have been lead to write this blog howl! I was raised by a Nazarene Minister and a school teacher and that 'helping others' enviroment shaped me in many ways to be the 'wolf' I am. About a year ago I met someone through Yahoo Personals that was a school teacher in a 3rd world country. She was working 5 hour days 5 days a week making $50 a month. Also she attended the local university there part time.  Poverty,diseases,short life spans of approx. 47 years of age,bandits,villages with no electricity, cities with sometimes electricity.scams,hospital where you have to pay before you are treated,ect. were conditions in this country all too familiar to her. I established a friendship with her and found her to be honest,intelligent,educated in many areas as she spoke 3 languages,needy,warm,great sense of humor,and a 'people person' who liked to help others. She was originally from Australia and lost both her parents and end
Wolfhound Metal Radio
Wolfhound Metal Radio is making a special compilation of bands of Rock&Metal. It will be 4 CDs in mp3 for free download online with 80 bands.All bands can participate in this contest. The voting will be by the official facebook of Wolfhound Metal Radio.If you're interested in participate, you have to read the conditions:1. You should send an email to Wolfhoundmetalradio@gmail.com with the next information:Band,Country,Genre,Links. Include in the email a photo band & logo.2. The bands should have Rock or Metal roots, we don't accept POP Music.3. The bands should have one Album or EP.4. We only accept bands and the single projects will be rejected.5. It can participate unsigned and signed bands but they need the confirmation of the label for including it in the email.6. All political bands will be rejected.All those bands that do not meet the requirements set out above will be rejected.The last date for participate in this contest is 15th May.Good Luck Bands!Wolfhound Metal Radio, www.
Wolf Furry
Wolfa
i love you all and appreciate all ur kindness and i hope we will stay fam 4 ever and ever e.ven when im not on fubar when i go back to my hubby in jan
The Wolf
The Wolf
        One day, Hermes, messenger of the gods, was flying over a dense wood when he saw the lovely Artimis, goddess of the hunt, stealthily tracking a wild boar. He fell in love and knew instantly that he must father her son. Swooping down through the trees he grabbed her and flew away to a nearby cave. Less than an hour later a dark-haired girl was born. Hermes was so furious that Artemis had not bore him a boy that he banished the young Vivian, daughter of Artemis, to live forever with the wild beasts and animals of the forest. Raised by a grizzly bear, she learned from all the woodland creatures, and the great hunters were her teachers. Vivian came to be the goddess of the moon. Soon she learned that not only did she have a great talent for the hunt but also that she could become a creature of it, able to shape shift at will from one form to another. The first of her forms was her human self; eyes as yellow as a cats and long rippling hair, blacker than night, that flowed s
A Wolf Life
Wolfsden
weman treat most men the way there treated some hold gruges ,andsome are after money but most if treated with love and understanding for who they are and not for what there arnt then ull see a woman who will be a ladie who will be at ur side no matter what but there still are some hurt beyond help or love but we still need to care about how we as men protray our love and not look like ass hole ore mean  bad men its funny now a days men dont bother treating there ladies like the queens thay are men dont take time to noties the small things weman need frome a man like making a hot bubble bath  for her to wash her gently or a spechiel night of romance not a shity meal bad move and 3o mint sex
Wolfie
i am a retired and loving grandma of grand daughter and expecting my second grand baby in september his name will be zack and i am looking forward to birth of my grand son and love country music and classic rock love dancing walking love camping and i am a criminal justice grad i have three children in which all are grown up and love living life and enjoying my grandbaby and making new freinds 
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Wolves + Indians
It's not surprising that the Indian saw the wolf as a significant animal. Both were hunters of which the survival of their families depended. The Indian was very aware of the many ways in which his own life resembled those of the wolf. The wolf hunted for himself and for his family. The wolf defended his pack against enemy attack, as the Indian defended his tribe. He had to be strong as an individual and for the good of the pack. It was a sufficient system of survival; and in the eyes of the Indian, no animal did this as well as the wolf. The Indian worked to be as well intigrated in his environment, as he could see the wolf was in the universe. The hunter did not see the wolf as an enemy or competitor, or as something less than himself. His perception of the wolf was a realistic assessment of the wolf's ability to survive and thrive, to be in balance with the world they shared. He respected the wolf's patience and perseverance, which were his most effective hunting weapons. To say
Wolves
Wolf Types Red Wolves The smallest breed of wolves is the 70 pound 32 inches tall red wolf. These wolves are endangered because people destroy forests which is where they live and they build on their territory. Some red wolves are mating with coyotes. Only 300 live in the world today, about 80 of them are in the wild. Grey Wolves These wolves are the most common and also the largest breed of wolves, an average Grey wolf weighs 100-175 pounds. They can be found in the Northern Hemisphere in places like Alaska, Canada, and the region around the Great Lakes. Thirty gray wolves from Canada have been reintroduced into Yellowstone National Park. Grey wolves are important to the food chain because they keep the number of caribou and other hoofed animals down so the herds won't get too large. If the herds get too big there won't be enough food for everyone in the herd and there will be problems. Another reason the wolves are important is beca
Wolvespak Stuff
What Your Hands Say About You You are logical, analytical, and rational. You have good verbal skills. Flexible and broad minded, you can fit in to any situation. There's no telling where your life will take you. Consistent and reliable, you like to count on structure and routine in your life. Your emotions tend to be nervous and potent. Your energy - both positive and negative - deeply impacts your life. What Do Your Hands Say About You? Well I said in my last blog that I would keep you up to date on what was going on with me wanting to get a truck. After agreeing to look at cars, we did get a truck. I am happy now, but I am sure that I will be paying for it later. We got a Ford F250. Your Power Bird is an Eagle You are spiritual and able to soar to great heights. You are a true inspiration, and many people look to you for guidance. And you are quite demanding in relationships... but you're worth it. People know that you will become even greate
Wolves
Why Restore Wolves in North America? As carnivores at the top of the food web, gray wolves help maintain the flow of energy from the top down – the trophic cascade-- that is necessary within the web to maintain diverse and healthy ecosystems. The abundance and diversity of wolves, bears, cougars and other top predators help keep populations of plant-eating animals (herbivores) under control, including elk, deer and moose, that are among the prey selected by wolves. These larger herbivores require huge quantities of woody stems, herbs and lichens to meet their energy requirements for growth and reproduction. They can quickly deplete a landscape of vegetation, the primary producer of energy in an ecosystem, and the major source of food for first order consumers, the herbivores. However, when wolves are the top carnivores – second order consumers– in an ecosystem, elk and deer numbers are kept in check, leaving enough vegetation for smaller herbivores. Without wolves and other
Wolves
The eastern timber wolf (Canis lupus lycaon) was the first subspecies of the gray wolf, Canis lupus, to be recognized in the United States. Canis lupus lycaon inhabited the eastern portions of the United States and southeastern parts of Canada. Like all wolves, the eastern timber wolf is a very social animal which communicates using body language, scent marking, and vocalization. The eastern timber wolf was virtually exterminated by the early 1900s throughout its historic range in the northeastern United States. Although there are unconfirmed sightings of wolves in Vermont and Maine, and a confirmed shooting of a wolf in Maine in 1993, there is no evidence of breeding activity in the region. The northeastern United States provides suitable wolf habitat with over 26 million acres of northern forest from Adirondack State Park in Upstate New York through the North Woods of Maine. In fact, the U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service's 1992 Eastern Timberwolf Recovery Plan identified Adirond
Wolves Vs Domestic Dogs
Wolves vs. Domestic Dogs The controversy continues about the wolf and the domestic dogs; are they the same animal or are they different? The truth is they are both. The domestic dog and the wolf can trace their ancestry back to the same beginning. Through DNA testing of all the different species of domestic dog and wolves, scientist have proven that they come from the same ancestry. However, scientists greatly differ on where and when the wolf and man became the loyal companion of man. Some believe they were domesticated back in the Stone Age while others believe the domestication of wolves is a lot more recently, possibly as recent as 15,000 years ago. The wolf and dog have a lot in common. They are both from the canine family, both have the same amount of teeth, they both come in a variety of colors, and they are susceptible to the same infections such as mange, heartworm, rabies, parvovirus and canine distemper. The wolf, although similar to the domestic dog in man
Wolves Rule!!!! Luvs Yah
When the Moon shines bright and the sun has disappered we howl. When days are long and the nights are longer we hunt. When your feeling blue and need a friend listen and hear us on the wind.
Wolves Of Wiccan Society
WOLVES OF WICCAN SOCIETY WE WANT YOU!!!!!!!!! We are Seeking New Members. My Co Owner Stormwoman of Wolves of Wiccan Society + I Lord Wolf will Tread Forward. We Seek Bombers + VIP Levelers. Even though all Levelers must Show Bombing Love as well. Morphing Tags will be issued within 24 hrs.Wolf Morphs will be Issued after a Trial of 7-14 Days. We Seek Bombers that can Comment Bomb at least 300 Comments Daily on Contestants. Individuals of this Caliber will Earn Sweet Morphs Simular to ours. We also Seek a Trainer,whom has Patience to Train New Bombers. Rules: Drama will not be tolerated.Must have Common Sence.Must Show Respect,Honor to all.Must Repost Bulletins. Thank you Blessed be. Live Links Below. *LORD WOLF* .Please ,Bomb Live Each Day if Possible,Rate me for Morphs.@ fubar stormwoman40~bomber see my blog please/co of wolves of wiccan society/tag maker/ @ fubar Contestants that Desire Love Please: May the Luck O' the Irish be
Wolves Of Wiccan Society
Showing some love to those who helped me out in my contest!!!! FROM LORD WOLF: Are u interested in becoming a Bomber for Wolves of Wiccan Society? I desire Bombers Bad. A Comment Bomber Continuously Drops comments on a Contestants Picture.Simular to commenting there picture in there photo album.Except instead of saying awesome,Kool etc u type gibberish.jjuyt,utyuyu,tyutyutyu,gggj,over an over same photo atleast 150x's.Depending on your Levels a Royal Elite Bomber drops 400-500 Daily an they can earn many Morph's of choice.All first issued morphs are usually Wolves.Also can earn Rate Morphs such as Pirates,Skulls,Super Hero Charactors etc.If enterested add Wolves of Wiccan Society, after your nick name an I will send u the Link to Bomb. .Comment Bombing is also a great way to Level up.Hope to see you Blessed Be Lord Wolf Founder ~Wolves of Wiccan Society. Here's his site - give him a shout if you're interested!!! http://www.fubar.com/user/943123
Wolves
Follow me to another place and time A place of harmony 'midst wolf and his kind As day ends and night begins to fall ... Off in the distance, I hear my brother's call A wolf spirit trapped in human skin I long to run with my wolfen kin As my brother's howl comes within range 'Neath the stars, my body begins to change ... Wolf is the pathfinder, the forerunner of new ideas who returns to the clan to teach and share medicine. Wolf takes one mate for life and is loyal like Dog. If you were to keep company with Wolves, you would find an enormous sense of family within the pack, as well as a strong individualistic urge, and they live by carefully defined rules and rituals. They are friendly, social, and highly intelligent. Wolves are the epitome of the wild spirit. Their positive characteristics are numerous. Many believe that the true test of America’s sincerity about protecting the environment will revolve around whether or not the wolf remains protected and is allowed
The Wolvenheart Fu-blog
Check out this profile and know that it's a faker. The douchebag has hurt good women, broken up families, and quite possibly spread some STD - ladies, if you have ever been with this loser, get checked! Check out abood, a real brave piece of work who insults those that confront him on his behaviour, then blocks them from his page, and posts some lame childish half-assed comment that's supposed to be an insult on their pages or pics. The behavior he gets confronted on that results in him acting like that?Hitting on women, trying to play them, then getting all pissy when they see through it and turn him down - at least, that's what I'm guessing is what made this particular little piece of queerbait go and spout vulgarities and half-assed attempts at insults in the comments to a woman's pics. His bravery shows not, though, in how he blocks those that confront him on his behavior, or even in his half-assed attempts at insulting the women.It's showing truly in how, after his attempt at i
Wolves I Have Found
Wolf by ~Kitsune18 on deviantART The Wolf by ~RavenCloud on deviantART A Wolf's Lullaby by ~Pandora101 on deviantART
Wolves
* There is no documented account of a healthy wolf ever attacking a human. * It is highly likely that at one time or another the land your home is on was once the home of a wolf pack (greatest natural range of any mammal except humans). * Pups are born completely blind and deaf, depending on the their mother and other members of the pack. The whole pack takes care and raises the pups (non-breeding females produce milk and males compete to baby sit). * Dominant males can stare down other wolves in the pack to prevent a fight and dominate female do the same to prevent females from mating with her mate (fights are very rare). * Some members stay with the pack for life. * Each pack has a leading, dominate pair (male and female) called the Alpha * Wolves can run up to 40 miles an hour and can easily cover 50 miles a day * By smell alone wolves can locate prey, other pack members or enemies. It can tell them if other wolves were in the territory, if they w
Wolves Of Wiccan
Wolverine
I get this question a lot. I guess it is like a wild beaver. Do you think you could handle a wild beaver?
Wolves Den
Been laid off, got no car , sacked out on my brother's couch in a no horse town, got divorced, can't see my kid's cause they're two thousand mile's away and I can't find work to save my life. All since November. Top it all of with the fact that I'm struggling to keep from going back to my self destructive way's. For my girl's though, I refuse to give up. Been clean and mostly sober (only drink a few time's a year as opposed to every day as well as shit people shouldn't do. I don't judge though.) for five year's. Just gotta hold out,get on my feet again, and fight to be the father I never had. Sorry if this come's off as a personal pity part. Not what I was going for. Just needed to get that out. If anyone has advice though I'm open to suggestion's and all form's of comment. Thank's for taking the time. Peace out girlscout's Beat and broken I've been here before But Im still standin Screamin for more Give me your worst Cause it's all been done I don't back down I refuse to run P
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Wolves
Wolves Den Lounge
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Wolves
Wolves In Montana
It's one of the most deplorable anti-wolf bills we have ever seen.And it just passed through the Montana Senate and is up for a committee vote any day now! If this bill, SB 397, passes, it will be legal in Montana to use snares to choke a wolf to death and then leave its body out as bait to try to kill more wolves in its pack. This deplorable bill must be stopped! Please help with a donation today to save Montana’s wolves and other imperiled wildlife. You have to ask yourself: Could this be the future for wolves in America? The Montana assault is but a grisly taste of what life may look like for wolves all across the Lower 48 if the U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service (USFWS) knuckles under to pressure from wolf-haters to delist these animals.  Just a few weeks ago, Washington lobbyists secured 72 Congressional signatures on a letter to USFWS Director Dan Ashe, demanding that nearly all wolves in the Lower 48 be stripped of Endangered Species Act protection. The letter reads in
The Wolverine
Watch The Wolverine Online - Improbably seated at the helm of this strong activity diversion (Download The Wolverine Movie) is Wayne Mangold, a The show biz industry hireling whose before forays into category cinema—the Tom Vacation automobile Soldier And Day, the toothless rebuilding of 3:10 To Yuma—scarcely recommended a existing for splash-panel scene. Yet the setpieces, such as an impressive skirmish on top of a boosting topic practice, use a kinetic elegance mostly missing from this year's other big-budget promotions. Mangold delivers design but not content, which is not so critical for a late-summer pulp smash hit, though the movie director oversold—in pre-release interviews—the expected impact of his movie characters. (There are few records of Seattle Tale in this Seattle story.) Truly excellent comic-book modifications need a visionary’s touch; one can only think about what an auteur like Darren Aronofsky, who was initially connected to immediate,
A Woman
A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE .....one old love she can imagine going back to... and one who reminds her how far she has come. A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ....enough money within her control to move out and rent a place of her own even if she never wants to or needs to... A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE .... something perfect to wear if the employer or date of her dreams wants to see her in an hour... A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE .... a youth she's content to leave behind... A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE .....a past juicy enough that she's looking forward to retelling it in her old age.... A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE .....a set of screwdrivers, a cordless drill, and a black lace bra... A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ....one friend who always makes her laugh ... and one who lets her cry... A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE .....a good piece of furniture not previously owned by anyone else in her family... A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE .....eight matching plates, wine glasses with stems, a
A Woman's Touch
These thoughts rush through my head... making my body react. I want you in so many ways... and you know that it's a fact. You want to touch me ... I can see it in your eyes. I want to kiss you... and hear the breath of your sighs. I want to take you deeper... bringing you closer to the brink. To be so sexually satisfied... and into the bed we would sink. Smiles on our faces... a grin from ear to ear. Loving your body completely... Without any fear. By: Jennifer Fischer 10-20-06 I just wanted to thank you guys for all showing your support & looking at my poems... Please feel free to be the critic and let me know what you think... good or bad!!! Thanks again xoxoxox, Jeni
Woman
Dear Kotex: I recently noticed that the peel-off strip of my pantiliner had a bunch of "Kotex Tips for Life" on it. Annoying advice such as: Staying active during your period can relieve cramps. Avoiding caffeine may help reduce cramps and headaches. Drink 6-8 glasses of water a day to keep you hydrated and feeling fresh. Try Kotex blah blah blah other products... Obviously the individual behind this was someone who has never possessed a functioning set of ovaries. Go ahead and tell a menstruating woman that drinking 6-8 glasses of water will help keep her feeling fresh. Like we need more fluid inside our bloated bodies from h*ll...but go ahead...I triple-dog-friggen-dare-ya...See what happens and report back. I'll wait. While you're at it, dump out the coffee at work and remove the chocolate from the vending machine. I garan-friggen-tee that the first responders will be females who just ovulated. Staying active will relieve headaches & cramps...well guess w
The Woman In Me
Be patient this cherry is feeling a little overwhelmed & confused with site, as new here! as with fine wine, an enticing body, scent & flavour
A Womans Poem
THE OUTHOUSE INCIDENT Two rednecks, Hank and Jenny Sue went for a walk in the countryside. After a while, Hank had to answer a call of nature. Spying an outhouse, he excused himself. Jenny Sue waited for Hank...and waited, and waited. Finally, she looked inside and saw Hank stirring around in the outhouse muck with a stick. "Hank, what the hell are you doing, stirring in the shit?" she yells. "I dropped my jacket down the hole," he complains. "It's the one my momma gave me." Jenny Sue shakes her head. "You're crazy ... you're not gonna wear that thing now, are you?" "Hell no," Hank assures her, "but there's a baloney sandwich in one of the pockets!" If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. (Hardly seems worth it.) If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. (Now that's more like it!) The human heart
A Woman
HERE IS SOMETHING TO THINK ABOUT... There comes a time in every woman's life when she has to take a close look at herself. Not at her circumstance, not at what he did, not how unfair life is, not who made you do it, just at herself in all her glory and imperfection. For many women this is a scary thing because often times they don't want to know the truth about themselves. Real women know what I mean. As women, we have a tendency to water one another down. Maybe it makes us feel good or look better than the next woman. Or maybe we just don't know how to tell that woman how we admire her. Have you ever admired a woman who has been through changes in her life? Or have you made up in your mind that she is just messed up. Before you make this mistake, take a close look. A woman who has endured the most unusual life is someone of wisdom. Someone who has been chosen by God to go through. Think of all the great women in the bible, Mary Magdalene and Esthe
Woman
I will never fully understand the reason why woman are as confusing.. First they act all intrested in you, and then after like the thiurd date, they start to loose intrested.. Cant i just find a girl that will be honest with me after the first date and tell me if they like me or not? JESUS!!!! Im tired of playing the dating game! IT SUCKS
A Woman's Perfect Man....
LOVES UNDERSTATED LOVE IS NOT SO SIMPLE OR MALLEABLE AS MANY SUPPOSE PIT IT IN A PRISON AND IT DIES RESTRICT IT AND IT TURNS TO HATE FORCE IT AND IT DISAPPEARS YOU CAN NOT WILL LOVE NOR CAN YOU EVEN CONTRIL IT YOU CAN ONLY GUIDE IT'S EXPRESSION WEATHER IT COMES OR IT GOES IS ACCORDING TO THOSE QUALITIES IN LIFE THAT INVITE IT OR DENY IT'S PRESENCE
The Woman Of Dreams
Woman In Black Xxx
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Woman ! With Sex Apeal
you know exactly who you are, i shouldnt have to say. the only problem is i'm not sure you know i feel this way. its only a matter of time before we find out if theses type of things are possible or not, its a long shot for me, scared nope i'm not. More like anxious to arive on your G spot ! I think it could work, all i need is your trust. cum, walk with me youll see i also like it rough ! All the things you seek, I have ! so lets stop waisting precious time, and travel across this great land. Whats the worst that could happen ? some vacation time, great sex and a see later ! thats the worst, now picture the best, i have a whole lot to offer , all you have to do is check ! this is an offer, not a request i'll tty soon my SASSY bitch !
Woman Gets Weekends In Mother's Death
Manchester – A Goffstown woman pleaded guilty yesterday in Hillsborough County Superior Court to a felony charge of criminal neglect in the death of her 91-year-old mother almost two years ago. Danna Folden, 50, was the first person convicted under a 2002 statute making it a felony for a caregiver to purposely or recklessly cause serious bodily injury to an elderly, disabled or impaired adult by neglect. Folden will spend weekends in the Hillsborough County House of Correction jail until she has served 365 days. Judge Philip Mangones accepted the plea. In court yesterday, Assistant Attorney General Tracy Culberson said Folden called 911 Jan. 21, 2005. Rescue personnel responding to 22 Westwood Drive found Mary Folden unconscious in a dirty adult diaper in a chair in the living room. He said the home was filthy and the temperature was approximately 50 degrees. At the hospital, Mary Folden's body temperature was 94 degrees and she had a significant infection in an open wound mea
A Woman's Thoughts! (not Really For The Men)
Share this with other ladies..... You'll make someone smile, another rethink her choices, and another woman prepare. They say it takes a minute to find a special person, an hour to appreciate them, a day to love them and an entire lifetime to forget them. If a man wants you, nothing can keep him away. If he doesn't want you, nothing can make him stay. Stop making excuses for a man and his behavior. Allow your intuition (or spirit) to save you from heartache. Stop trying to change yourselves for a relationship that's not meant to be. Slower is better. Never live your life for a man before you find what makes you truly happy. If a relationship ends because the man was not treating you as you deserve then heck no, you can't "be friends." A friend wouldn't mistreat a friend. Don't settle. If you feel like he is stringing you along, then he probably is. Don't stay because you think "it will get better." You'll be mad at yourself a year later for staying when things are not better. T
A Woman Should
A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE .... one old love she can imagine going back to... and one who reminds her how far she has come... A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ..... enough money within her control to move out and rent a place of her own even if she never wants to or needs to... A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ..... something perfect to wear if the employer or date of her dreams wants to see her in an hour... A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE .... a youth she's content to leave behind.... A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ..... a past juicy enough that she's looking forward to retelling it in her old age.... A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ...... a set of screwdrivers, a cordless drill, and a black lace bra... A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE .... one friend who always makes her laugh... and one who lets her cry... A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ..... a good piece of furniture not previously owned by anyone else in her family... A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ..... eight matching plates, wine glasses with stems, and a recipe for a m
A Woman
"Be very careful if you make a woman cry, because God counts her tears. The woman came out of a man's rib. Not from his feet to be walked on. Not from his head to be superior, but from the side to be equal. Under the arm to be protected and next to the heart to be loved." Pass this on to all exceptional women that you know... and to men so they can be reminded of the value of a woman.
A Woman's Eyes
In A Woman’s Eyes There is something about a woman’s eyes Plucked from the heavens, stolen from the skies There could be a twinkle, a sparkle or shine Look deep within them and get lost in time As beautiful as a sunset, accenting a smile Glowing like evening and lasting for miles Mirrors of time and lessons that are learned They gaze into your heart making fires burn They speak in volumes without uttering a word Wanting and longing, feelings unheard Full of compassion and beauty and grace They are the windows of a beautiful face Look into her eyes and see the one you adore When walking away, you stop and want more As are the treasures not measured by wealth For its there in her eyes that you find yourself
Woman
I just want to know is there any woman left that will not hurt you y is all this going on im a good man and yet it seems to me that all i get is woman who just want to hurt me please help some one any one holla Lil Wayne Videos | Movie Clips | Denver Real Estate value="transparent"> > this is an grate song its from twinklebug bbw bulliten and i had to put it up here is a link to her page check her at you well love her TwinkleBug BBW ~Wolf Pack Family Member~@ CherryTAP
Woman's Poem
Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man, who's not a creep, One who's handsome, smart and strong. One who loves to listen long, One who thinks before he speaks, One who'll call, not wait for weeks. I pray he's gainfully employed, When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed. Pulls out my chair and opens my door, Massages my back and begs to do more. Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind, Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?" I pray that this man will love me to no end, And always be my very best friend.
Woman Vs Men
Men should stop expecting women to react rationally. Some women will tell you they are different and that they won't act a certain way, but they are saying they won't MEAN to act that way. We are wired different. If you're a perfect gentleman and act like our dream guy, you're going to work yourself into our dreams. Be likeable, but not loveable. If you want a woman to fall in love with you, you have to work at it. Cheesy lines and saying I love you first won't work. You have to listen to her -- and pay attention. You have to get to understand her. Nothing gets a woman's attention faster than a man understanding what she is trying to say.
The Woman Next Door
What I know of the woman next door The woman next door, I knew her well She use to come out from where she dwells Full of life she use to be Believed in all, she believed in me What I know of the woman next door A mother she was, the best of all She loved her child, parenting her call A friend she was, always stood tall She would catch her friends each time they would fall. What I knew of the woman next door She spoke her mind, and loudly I must agree She stood by her convictions to a "t" She would not let many in for fear of being deserted Some called her a bitch, I would say assertive. What I knew of the woman next door She did not mind being in the shadows at times When you where at your lowest and drowning, she always dropped a line. One day, she woke up and needed a hand No one was found, Not one woman or man, She looked all around to those she had been bound Not one single friend could be found. What I knew of the
Woman's Words
Words Women Use: 1.) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. 2.) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. 3.) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with Nothing usually end in Fine. (Refer back to #1 for the meaning of Fine.) 4.) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it! 5.) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word , but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of Nothing.) 6.) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a m
10 Woman 10 Men For A Gift 2 Prises
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Woman Admits To Killing Her Fiance's 3 Year Old Son
Dan Shearer and Senta Scarborough The Arizona Republic Apr. 2, 2007 12:00 AM A 3-year-old boy missing since Thursday night was found buried under a tree along a north Mesa canal early Sunday, and his father's fiancee admitted she killed him and made up a kidnap story to cover it up. Isaiah Vargas' body was found in a shallow grave about 100 yards off McKellips Road three days after he was reported kidnapped from the parking lot of a nearby apartment complex where Heather Nicole Miller lived with the boy and his father. Miller, 22, told police Thursday that she pulled into the parking lot of the Windscape apartments about 9:45 p.m. with Isaiah and another child. advertisement She said she took Isaiah out of the car, put him down and went back to get the other child. When she turned around, a man hit her three times, grabbed Isaiah and drove off. A large-scale investigation was launched involving the FBI, National Center for Missing and Exploited Children, U.S. Marsha
Woman Marines
If NOT FOR MY WIFE PUTTING UP WITH 20 YEARS OF VIETNAM B.S. AND PTSD I WOULD BE HERE TODAY TO POST THIS BLOG. ONE BIG OOOOOraaaah GO OUT TO YOU ALL "SEMPER FI" ALL TO MANY TIME IT IS TO EASY TO FORGET THAT WOMAN MARINE IS JUST AS IMPORTANT AS THERE COUNTER PART AND JUST AS MUCH A MARINE
A Woman Should Have
A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE... enough money within her control to move out and rent a place of her own, even if she never wants to or needs to... A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ... something perfect to wear if the employer, or date of her dreams wants to see her in an hour... A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE .. a youth she's content to leave behind.... A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ... a past juicy enough that she's looking forward to retelling it in her old age.... A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ..... a set of screwdrivers, a cordless drill, and a black lace bra... A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ... one friend who always makes her laugh... and one who lets her cry... A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE .... a good piece of furniture not previously owned by anyone else in her family... A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ... eight matching plates, wine glasses with stems, and a recipe for a meal, that will make her guests feel honored... A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ... a feeling of control over her destiny... EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...
Woman??
Woman??
So i was wondering..... why is it woman always seem to stress about hooking up with assholes then when they do meet a good guy they seem to pass it up 90% of the time. dont get me wrong but all i wonder is in one breath you say you meet only the asses and then you continue meeting only the jerks that will treat you bad how is that productive. Kinda like the eith wonder of the world who knows how or why girls pick guys the way they do.
A Woman's Worth
One Flaw In Women Women have strengths that amaze men. They bear hardships and they carry burdens, but they hold happiness, love and joy. They smile when they want to scream. They sing when they want to cry. They cry when they are happy and laugh when they are nervous. They fight for what they believe in. They stand up to injustice. They don't take "no" for an answer when they believe there is a better solution. They go without so their family can have. They go to the doctor with a frightened friend. They love unconditionally. They cry when their children excel and cheer when their friends get awards. They are happy when they hear about a birth or a wedding. Their hearts break when a friend dies. They grieve at the loss of a family member, yet they are strong when they think there is no strength left. They know that a hug and a kiss can heal a broken heart. Women come in all shapes, sizes and colors. They'll drive, fly, walk, run or e
Woman Offers Sex For Warcraft Gold
Woman Offers Sex for 'Warcraft' Gold By: Ruben Diaz For: Game Invasion Reports are circling around the Internet at a rapid pace about a woman who had posted a personal ad on Craigslist.org offering sexual favors in exchange for 'World of Warcraft' gold. Needing 5000 gold to purchase an 'Epic Flying Mount,' one of the fastest mounts in the game, she offered anyone, male or female, playing on her server the opportunity to perform a variety of sexual acts in exchange for the in-game currency. Chief among her deviant interests was finding a partner into role-playing, going so far as to inform potential suitors that she has a costume ready for the occasion. ClubSi.com managed to snag screenshots of the postings, including a posting the next day about her success, before they were removed from Craigslist. Obviously she didn't read the upcoming 'World of Warcraft' development notes where her character class will be able to acquire an epic mount (epic flying form) through a q
Woman Hating Downrater!!!~!
so i recieved a comment from a friend on here about some moron on here (as if we didnt already know that there are morons on here. but basically this guy got upset because she didnt drop her panties the second he messaged her im sure. not only did he call her this, but then proceeded to downrate her to a 1 and then block her!!! i checked out his friends list and he happens to have some of the same friends i have... so check and see if your included... here is the conversation she had with him...in its entirety... Hey there.... check this funny shit out lol Da White Sox: question for u ok? ->me: Sure… if you are still there Da White Sox: ya are u? -> me: no I responded from my fake self lol Da White Sox: whatever smartass cunt he rated me a 1 and then blocked me hahahaha... uhhh good thing I didn't look him and wanted to ask a question... how do you take that personally? EASY you are a white sox fan hahahhaa here is the link to the obvious genius that has arrived on
Woman And A Fork
There was a young woman who had been diagnosed with a terminal illness and had been given three months to live So as she was getting her things "in order," she contacted her Pastor and had him come to her house to discuss certain aspects of her final wishes. She told him which songs she wanted sung at the service, what scriptures she would like read, and what outfit she wanted to be buried in. Everything was in order and the Pastor was preparing to leave when the young woman suddenly remembered something very important to her. "There's one more thing," she said excitedly. "What's that?" came the Pastor's reply. "This is very important," the young woman continued. "I want to be buried with a fork in my right hand." The Pastor stood looking at the young woman, not knowing quite what to say. That surprises you, doesn't it?" the young woman asked. "Well, to be honest, I'm puzzled by the request," said the Pastor. The young woman explained. "My grandmothe
Woman Are Crazy !!
A Woman Should
A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE... one old love she can imagine going back to... and one who reminds her how far she has come... A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE... enough money within her control to move out and rent a place of her own even if she never wants or needs to... A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE... something perfect to wear if the date of her dreams wants to see her in an hour... A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE... a youth she's content to leave behind... A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE... a past juicy enough that she's looking forward to retelling in her old age... A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE... a set of screwdrivers, a cordless drill, and a black lace bra... A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE... one friend she who always makes her laugh... and one who lets her cry... A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE... a good piece of furniture not previously owned by anyone else in her family... A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE... eight matching plates, wine glasses with stems, a recipe for a meal that will make her guests feel honored... A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE...
A Woman
A WOMAN is many things, earth and fire, fire and water, spirit and heart She is unique and worthly but mainly a woman is BEAUTY within a hidden mystic and a blessed elegance. For she is a sister of all women and the daughter of the GODDESS herself.
Woman's Perfect Breakfast
WOMAN'S PERFECT BREAKFAST > She's sitting at the table with her gourmet coffee. > Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box. > Her daughter is on the cover of Vogue. > Her boyfriend is on the cover of Business Week. > And her husband is on the back of the milk carton.
A Womans Job
California Women Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given their new wives duties. The first man had married a Woman from Iowa . He told her that she was going to do dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple days, but on the third day he came home to a clean house and dishes washed and put away. The second man had married a Woman from Minnesota . He had given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes, and the cooking. The first day he didn't see any results, but the next day he saw it was better. By the third day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done, and there was a huge dinner on the table. The third man had married a Woman from California . He told her that her duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed and hot meals on the table for every meal. The first day he couldn't see anything, and the second day he couldn't see a
Woman's Words
Words Women Use: 1.) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. 2.) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. 3.) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with Nothing usually end in Fine. (Refer back to #1 for the meaning of Fine.) 4.) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it! 5.) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word , but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of Nothing.) 6.) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she w
Woman = Happiness
Listen up Babe! How to make a woman happy by robert cali 1. Whatever you do, don't just show up at their house [without notice]...they run around in their underwear just like we do. 2. DON'T CHEAT ON THEM. It may seem foolproof, but girls tell each other everything about everything. Trust me, they WILL find out and you will be mud. If you do cheat on them do not ever talk to the girl or see the girl you cheated on them. They will be hurt , no matter what they say. 3. Beware of every single male relative and all guy friends. Any of them would kick your ass at the drop of a hat, and a lot of them wouldn't even wait for the hat. 4. NEVER miss an opportunity to tell them they're beautiful. 5. DON'T refuse to kiss in front of your friends. If they laugh at you, it's because they're jealous. 6. If they slap you hard, you deserved it. 7. Don't be afraid to touch them if you want to. If they're going out with you in the first plac
Womans Day March The 8th
Congratulations today is the womans day .:) Have a great week end too :-)) Look out Ladies one of the hottest men i know has join us at Cherry tap, the Awesome Rock-a-Billy Prince the great Shawn Harvey from the UK , He is so dang sexy has had me running for some ice a few times with his hot pictures and sweet sexy voice o hell yea !!! if you were at one of his concert know you be throwing ur panties well some of you do here on CT so go enjoy My Sexy Prince in my fans give him a big Cherry Tap welcome !!!!! http://www.cherrytap.com/user/984194
A Woman's Worth
Woman Complains To Police About The Quality Of Her Cocaine Purchase
BERLIN (Reuters) - A teenage couple having sex for the first time were interrupted when candles set fire to the girl's attic bedroom and forced them to flee naked from her parents' house, German daily Bild reported on Friday. The girl had wanted to create a romantic atmosphere for the occasion. But when the room suddenly became engulfed with flames, they had to make a hasty escape. The couple, both 18, were pictured naked in the paper among the burned wreckage of the attic. A charred teddy had survived but the fire wrecked the entire top floor of the house causing around 100,000 euros (68,000 pounds) worth of damage. ROCHELLE, Ga. (AP) -- A woman was arrested after she called police to help "get her money back" after she was unhappy with the crack cocaine she purchased. Juanita Marie Jones, 53, called Rochelle Police late Thursday night after she purchased what she thought was a $20 piece of crack cocaine, according to police reports. She told officers she broke the rock i
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Woman Have A Short Fuse
woman have a short fuse yea well maybe for some not all
A Womans True Beauty
a womans true beauty, is like a blossuming rose, as days go by its the beauty that grows, the peddles open and it shows, inner beauty is what to behold, grab your heart and dont let go, cause you will feel it from your head to your toe, like a wave passing through, makes every guy look at you, but its i who figured out the clue, to know you is a treat that true, the eyes are the windows to your soul, compared to your beauty i am the troll, i shall climb the mountains to gain your trust, even if i fall and get crushed, you are worth the feat, for you are the one i wish to meet, to me that would be the biggest treat, i would be glad to take the back seat, you are truely kind, one day i wish you i would find, thing have been too weird in my life, like i was stabbed with a knife, but here i sit i must admit, probably looking like a twit, or even a dim-witt, but true love is what i seek, will someone open thier heart for me to peek, but please dont think of me as
"womanese" Translations
Women to avoid: The feminist She laments that all of the evils in society are perpretrated by men and that women by nature are pure, angelic beings completely incapable of doing wrong no mater what the circumstances. This woman has no problem treating a man in a way she would NEVER allow herself to be treated. Her catchphrase is easy enough to identify her by: "all men think with their penises". Just avoid her and anyone like her. Miss Greed Incarnate She's just after the loot -- at any cost. Miss Greed Incarnate is the gold standard in high maintainence. She expects constant adoration from all men and expects them to finance a lifestyle she's grown accustomed to, just because she's a woman. For her, the only reason men exist is for her pleasure -- for them to pay for her drinks, dinners, trips jewelery, and whatever else her evil, black heart desires, and feels absolutely no guilt or compulsion to return the favor. She's nothing more than a cleaned-up prostitute. She's greed pers
Woman In Heat
Woman In Heat by Bunny for her The heat of a woman rising in lust To bring flames to life turning lovers to dust The heat that can burn, scorch and sear When ever her lover gets too near But if they survive the flames The passion she shows will drive them insane Locked in a timeless ecstasy With no escape none they can see Would they want to run away? Diving in deeper with their soul they must pay Of all the passions of women unbound It’s the passion of lust that brings a lover down.
Womanhood
Something to look forward to. HAHA We started to "bud" in our blouses at 9 or 10 years old only to find that anything that came in contact with those tender, blooming buds hurt so bad it brought us to tears. So came the ridiculously uncomfortable training bra contraption that the boys in school would snap until we had calluses on our backs. This is a Trip! It's real! Next, we get our periods in our early to mid-teens (or sooner). Along with those budding boobs, we bloated, we cramped, we got the hormone crankies, had to wear little mattresses between our legs or insert tubular, packed cotton rods in places we didn't even know we had. Our next little rite of passage (premarital or not) was having sex for the first time which was about as much fun as having a ramrod push your uterus through your nostrils (IF he did it right and didn't end up with his little cart before his horse), leaving us to wonder what all the fuss was about. Then it' was off to Motherh
Woman
A Womans True Beauty
a womans true beauty is like a blossuming rose, as days go by its the beauty that grows, the peddles open and it shows, inner beauty that is wonderful to behold, grab your heart and dont let go, cause you will feel it from your head to your toe, like a wave passing through, its i who figured out the clue, to know you is a treat you true, the eyes are the windows to your soul, compared to your beauty i am the troll, i shall climb the mountains to gain your trust, even if i fall and get crushed, you are worth the feat, for you are the one i wish to meet, to me that would be the biggest treat, you are truely one of a kind, one day i wish you i would find, but here i sit, i must admit, probably looking like a twit, or even a dim-witt, will someone open thier heart for me to peek, but please dont think of me as a geek, for what i seek, you are so true and kind, so i know one day i will find, the one who would make me complete, with out having to compete, for i a
A Woman's Prayer
Womans Humour
A Woman
A Woman, A Dream, A Ghost
Don't count on me to tell you who she is (or if she is) - I swear to God, I just don't know. I didn't write these words for you (unless you're her) - I swear to God, I just don't know. If you'll end up hating me because of words I've written to a woman, a dream, a ghost, then, God, I just don't know what I can say. How can I be responsible for being haunted by a need to use my words to try to reach out through my anguish and aloneness? Should I keep them to myself and bounce them off of my own walls and consider it a curse to be blessed with words I can never speak? If you are the woman these belong to, have the courage now to claim the words I've written from the moment I could write. Step forward from the shadows and allow me now the freedom to put them to your name and to your face. For as much as this is torture for the women who would dream to own these words, imagine how it feels to be the man who dreams to give them, God, to give them, please,
A Woman's Flaw
By the time the Lord made woman, he was into His sixth day of working overtime. An angel appeared and said, “Why are you spending so much time on this one?” And the Lord answered, “Have you seen my spec sheet on her? She has to be completely washable, but not plastic, have over 200 movable parts, all replaceable, and able to run on diet Coke and leftovers, have a lap that can hold four children at one time, have a kiss that can cure anything from a scraped knee to a broken heart—and she will do everything with only two hands.” The angel was astounded at the requirements. “Only two hands! No way! And that’s just on the standard model? That’s too much work for one day. Wait until tomorrow to finish.” “But I won’t,” the Lord protested. “I am so close to finishing this creation that is so close to my own heart. She already heals herself when she is sick AND can work 18-hour days.” The angel moved closer and touched the woman. “But you have made her so soft, Lord.” “She is soft,”
The Woman
A Woman And Her Dog
A woman has a dog who snores in his sleep, so she goes to the vet to see if he can help. The vet tells the woman to tie a ribbon around the dogs testicles and he will stop snoring. A few hours after going to bed, the dog is snoring as usual. Finally, she goes to the closet and grabs a piece of ribbon, ties it around the dog's testicles and surely enough, the dog stops snoring. The woman is amazed. Later that night, her husband returns home drunk from being out with his buddies. He climbs into bed, falls asleep and begins snoring very loudly. The woman thinks maybe the ribbon will work on him too. She goes to the closet once again, grabs another piece of ribbon and ties it around her husband's testicles. Amazingly, it also works on him. The woman sleeps very soundly. The next morning, the husband wakes up very hung over. He stumbles into the bathroom to urinate. As he is standing in front of the toilet, he looks in the mirror and sees a blue
Woman
Body: Sex facts! Body: 1) 94% of men lie about their dick size. According to condom manufacturers, only 6% of men need to use extra large condoms. 2) The average man is 4-5 inches long when erect; no matter what you have heard ladies, that's the truth. Incidentally the average vaginal capactity is only 6 inches, for you women who think you can handle king dong. 3) 80% of American men are circumsized, though Pediatrics say it is not necessary. 4) No matter what all the ads say nothing but time can make your penis grow. (most men reach the end of their growth by the early 20's) 5) There is no correlation between penis size and shoe size, hand size, or nose size. 6) Blue balls does exist! It's technically called "prostatic congestion." 7) Only 16% of men shave their privates. +Some stuff on the ladies+ ------------------------------ 1) Only 9% of women around the globe consider themselves "attractive" (20% of British women do). 43% of women use the term "natu
A Woman...
"A Woman" This is written in the Hebrew Talmud, the book where all of the sayings and preaching of Rabbis are conserved over time. It says: "Be very careful if you make a woman cry, because God counts her tears. The woman came out of a man's rib. Not from his feet to be walked on. Not from his head to be superior, but from the side to be equal. Under the arm to be protected, and next to the heart to be loved."
A Womans View !
When i was a girl, i loved stuff animals , now that i am a woman i love the men that give me them . When i was a girl , I loved good music , now that i am woman i can apprecaite the talent of the artist . when i was a girl , I would day dream of prince charming. Now as a woman i let prince charming day dream about me . When i was a girl, i rebelled against my mother , Now as a woman i thank her for her guidence . When i was a girl,i was cocky and bold . now as a woman i appreciate advice. When i was a girl i lived in the family, now as a woman i live For my family . When i was a girl i was sheltered from the storm , now as a woman I Am the shelter from the storm . When i was a girl i hoped to fall in love, now as a woman i hope to stay in love. When i was a girl i was daddys little baby , now as a woman i am the Mother of daddys little girl . Girls tell secrets and women tell truths. Girls love money , women love the men that make the money . Girls try to attract men ,
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Woman Should Know Better
A very SMART girl wrote this.......And I think it's PERFECT !!! This is a tribute to the nice girls. The nice girls made of sugar and spice, who always get overlooked, and who sit and endure endless ranting about the psycho-bitch stalker sluts men are wasting their time with, all the while embodying an angelic, classy exterior that is underrated. This is dedicated to the girls who pick up the phone at 2 a.m. to talk to their belligerently drunk guy friends and listen to them for hours about nonsense because they don't feel like going to sleep. This is for the girls who still say thank you to the guy who hurries to hold the door open for the leggy blonde in front of you, then squeezes in front of you and barely saves the door from slamming in your face. This is in honor of the girls who reiterate how lucky any girl would be to have a certain guy, and then tell him 50 different ways to impress the girl of his dreams who is too stupid and stuck up to notice him in the first place. This
Woman's Worth
In a brief conversation, a man asked a woman he was pursuing the question, "What kind of man are you looking for?" She sat quietly for a moment before looking him in the eye and asking, "Do you really want to know?" Reluctantly, he said, "Yes." She began to explain... "As a woman in this day and age, I am in a position to ask a man what he can do for me that I can't do for myself. I pay my own bills. I take care of my household without the help of any man...or woman for that matter. I am in the position to ask, "What can you bring to the table?" The man looked at her. Clearly he thought that she was referring to money. She quickly corrected his thought and stated, "I am not referring to money. I need something more. I need a man who is striving for perfection in every aspect of life." He sat back in his chair, folded his arms, and asked her to explain. She said, "I am looking for someone who is striving for perfection mentally because I need conversation and mental
Woman On Top Positions
Are you tired of having your lover fall asleep on top of you after sex? Then it’s time to introduce the best sexual positions into your love making and possibly even fire-up the intimacy between the sheets. Adding variety in sexual positions with the woman on her back can potentially lead to the most amazing sex and bring you the most incredible orgasm, if you know how. First, spice up the woman on her back position by participating in the pumping, the gyrating and all that coital hip movement that comes with this sexual position. Lift your hips and meet him thrust for thrust. Experiment with different angles in this sexual position. This will allow for variance in depth of penetration, intensifying the sex. To get the best out of this sexual position, raise your knees up, bracing your feet on the bed or ground or wherever you are lying down, gyrate your hips as you bring your lover towards the pinnacles of sexual pleasure. One of the best sexual positions to try during love maki
Woman
Pretty women wonder where my secret lies. I'm not cute or built to suit a fashion model's size But when I start to tell them, They think I'm telling lies. I say, It's in the reach of my arms The span of my hips, The stride of my step, The curl of my lips. I'm a woman Phenomenally. Phenomenal woman, That's me. I walk into a room Just as cool as you please, And to a man, The fellows stand or Fall down on their knees. Then they swarm around me, A hive of honey bees. I say, It's the fire in my eyes, And the flash of my teeth, The swing in my waist, And the joy in my feet. I'm a woman Phenomenally. Phenomenal woman, That's me. Men themselves have wondered What they see in me. They try so much But they can't touch My inner mystery. When I try to show them, They say they still can't see. I say, It's in the arch of my back, The sun of my smile, The ride of my breasts, The grace of my style. I'm a woman Phenomenally. Phenomenal woman, That's me.
The Woman Of My Dreams
A Woman's Brain
Have you ever wondered how a woman's brain works? Well....it's finally explained here in one, easy-to-understand illustration: Every one of those little blue balls is a thought about something that needs to be done, a decision or a problem that needs to be solved A man has only 2 balls and they take up all his thoughts.
A Womans Perspective
Dear Tide: I am writing to say what an excellent product you have! I've used it all of my married life, as my Mom always told me it was the best. Now that I am in my fifties I find it even better! In fact, about a month ago, I spilled some red wine on my new white blouse. My inconsiderate and uncaring husband started to belittle me about how clumsy I was, and generally started becoming a pain in the neck. One thing led to another and somehow I ended up with his blood on my new white blouse! I grabbed my bottle of Tide with bleach alternative, to my surprise and satisfaction, all of the stains came out! In fact, the stains came out so well the detectives who came by yesterday told me that the DNA tests on my blouse were negative and then my attorney called and said that I was no longer considered a suspect in the disappearance of my husband. What a relief! Going through menopause is bad enough without being a murder suspect! I thank you, once again, for having a great pr
Woman's Only Flaw
One Flaw In Women Women have strengths that amaze men. They bear hardships and they carry burdens, but they hold happiness, love and joy. They smile when they want to scream. They sing when they want to cry. They cry when they are happy and laugh when they are nervous. They fight for what they believe in. They stand up to injustice. They don't take "no" for an answer when they believe there is a better solution They go without so their family can have. They go to the doctor with a frightened friend. They love unconditionally. They cry when their children excel and cheer when their friends get awards. They are happy when they hear about a birth or a wedding. Their hearts break when a friend dies. They grieve at the loss of a family member, yet they are strong when they think there is no strength left. They know that a hug and a kiss can heal a broken heart. Women come in all shapes, sizes and colors.
Woman
Soft, sensual and round Mimicking the mother's ground They leave you breathless upon view Making you all wet and your mouth coo Sensitive to the touch of a hand Leaving a lovely impression in the sand Luscious for the eyes to look at While slinking around like a wildcat Knowing you want to take her home So your mouth and hands can roam Across her breasts and deep into her thighs Until the room is only filled with her sighs Those are some words about The beautiful curves of a woman
The Woman Of My Dreams
I want someone that is not going to act like a bitch and spy on me when I am only a one woman guy anyways. I had someone at one time and she turned out to not even care about me and the worst thing is she caused me to have to be put in the Hospital due to being so upset and hurting my vocal box from screaming so much cause of her spying and bitching and other things she did. The best part about it is she thought I was cheating on her cause she called my while I was talking to my father. So now I get to start from scratch with someone new and that person should be funny, smart, beautiful, and some other things that I will discuss with the right person that would like to be with me. However a big thing with me is trust and being lied to cause I can't stand woman that are willing to break those. So if you want you can comment on here or you can write me on the shout box area. Hopefully I can find someone that I can see eye to eye with and have some decent conversations with.
A Womans Week At The Gym
A WOMAN'S WEEK AT THE GYM If you read this without laughing out loud, there is something wrong with you. This is dedicated to everyone who ever attempted to get into a regular workout routine. Dear Diary, For my birthday this year, my daughter (the dear) purchased a week of personal training at the local health club for me. Although I am still in great shape since being a high school football cheerleader 43 years ago, I decided it would be a good idea to go ahead and give it a try. I called the club and made my reservations with a personal trainer named Belinda, who identified herself as a 26-year-old aerobics instructor and model for athletic clothing and swim wear. My daughter seemed pleased with my enthusiasm to get started! The club encouraged me to keep a diary to chart my progress. MONDAY: Started my day at 6:00 a.m. Tough to get out of bed, but found it was well worth it when I arrived at the health club to find Belinda waiting for me. Sh
Woman Broken
Since the day we met, you have brought sunshine and joy to my life, i told myself long ago do not trust, do not let anyone in somehow you found your way through the walls of hurt and shame you see right through me to what is really inside no matter how hard i try to hide what is there you always seem to know, without spoken words, without hearing my voice all you have to do is see my eyes. there need be no words for me to say and you know what i want to say how did you do it why did it happen you crashed those walls i built to keep me safe now what am i to do without those to protect what i have held so dear please do not make me regret those walls coming down for it took so long to build it would take a lifetime to repair.
Woman
A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE... enough money within her control to move out and rent a place of her own, even if she never wants to or needs to... A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ... something perfect to wear if the employer, or date of her dreams wants to see her in an hour... A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE .. a youth she's content to leave behind.... A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ... a past juicy enough that she's looking forward to retelling it in her old age.... A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE .... a set of screwdrivers, a cordless drill, and a black lace bra... A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ... one friend who always makes her laugh... and one who lets her cry... A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE .... a good piece of furniture not previously owned by anyone else in her family... A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ... eight matching plates, wine glasses with stems, and a recipe for a meal, that will make her guests feel honored... A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ... < BR>a feeling of contro
Woman?
I need a thug miss phattie girl with brown eyes that 5'5 ghetto love with thick hips and thick thighs stilletto dyme with thaick lips that catch eyes its no surprise if you fit the description Im wishin and itchin to get the chance to be yo man you aint gotta be roxanne ma do yo dance give the girl a hand eyes locked I knew Id have her goin first glance as I chilled in my b-boy stance I spotted you hangin witcha girls gettin you amped I followed suit meeting on half the distance bringin love to existance granting all of ya wishes fullfilling ya dreams I felt like luther when I thought about the time we shared just to dance with the man who brought pleasure to any affair a real drag hardly ever considered a square brought a boy to a man took a stand to be therea lot of times ur eyes where there so discipline was like the beating of a head on a snare payin all fares in life really got me focused believein that aint no reason to fix something if nothins broken achieve great was ur forte s
The Woman's Code
The secret rules that women live by but rarely divulge to men. Invite a man to go shopping with you only if you need someone to carry your packages or drive. Assure your boyfriend that every female movie star has had a boob job. When your man asks you what's wrong, say "Nothing." However, when Oprah, Dr. Phil or Dr. Laura asks you, go into excruciating detail. Leave nothing out. The negative effects of cheese puffs and chocolate-chocolate chip ice cream are offset by the positive effects of diet soda. Feet are flexible and can be made to fit into shoes varying from size 7 to 9, depending on what's on sale. You can skimp on clothes, but a good bra is worth its weight in gold. (That's Victoria's secret.) The Patricia Principle: The more you've been trying to attract the attention of a particular man, the more likely it is that you'll run into him when you're sweaty, short of sleep, without makeup, wearing house-painting clothes, with your hair in a bandana. The b
Woman's & Man's Poem
A Woman's Tears
A little boy asked his mother, "Why are you crying?" "Because I'm a woman," she told him. "I don't understand," he said. His Mom just hugged him and said, "And you never will." Later the little boy asked his father, "Why does mother seem to cry for no reason?" "All women cry for no reason," was all his dad could say. The little boy grew up and became a man, still wondering why women cry. Finally he put in a call to God. When God got on the phone, he asked, "God, why do women cry so easily?" God said: "When I made the woman she had to be special. I made her shoulders strong enough to carry the weight of the world, yet gentle enough to give comfort. I gave her an inner strength to endure childbirth and the rejection that many times comes from her children. I gave her a hardness that allows her to keep going when everyone else gives up, and take care of her family through sickness and fatigue without complaining. I gave her the sensitivity to love her c
Woman Stuck To Toilet 2 Yrs.
Authorities are considering charges in the bizarre case of a woman who sat on her boyfriend's toilet for two years — so long that her body was stuck to the seat by the time the boyfriend finally called police. Ness County Sheriff Bryan Whipple said it appeared the 35-year-old Ness City woman's skin had grown around the seat. She initially refused emergency medical services but was finally convinced by responders and her boyfriend that she needed to be checked out at a hospital. "We pried the toilet seat off with a pry bar and the seat went with her to the hospital," Whipple said. "The hospital removed it." Whipple said investigators planned to present their report Wednesday to the county attorney, who will determine whether any charges should be filed against the woman's 36-year-old boyfriend. "She was not glued. She was not tied. She was just physically stuck by her body," Whipple said. "It is hard to imagine. ... I still have a hard time imagining it myself." He t
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A Woman's Heart
A woman's heart is a mystery- sometimes even to herself. We are deep, complex beings capable of giving a cold stare that will stop a man in his tracks or an embrace that will melt the hardest of hearts. A woman's soul is a treasure, one which needs to be dealt with firmly but equally as gentle. Do NOT make the mistake of thinking you ever have completely won her heart. A women is to be pursued and charmed all the days of her life by acts of kindness. She craves romance and little gestures that let her know she is still your heart's desire. The biggest mistake men make is in believing they no longer have to work at it.To let little opportunities to express some thought and consideration pass by. Woman are like apples on trees, the best ones and the good ones, (the ones that will stay faithful and treat you good)are all the way at the top of the tree.. Most men dont want to reach the ones all the way to the top of the true bcuz they are afraid of falling or getting hurt. Instead they
A Woman In Mind
With A Woman in Mind With a woman in mind a man can feel like he can do anything anything can be achieved And nothing is to great to overcome with just one thought of holding her by his side with love in both of their hands and a open heart to guide them toward there dreams nothing is ever to big and the world belongs to just them but when he is alone he tries to look so tough an yet when she walks bye he can be so gentle as the wind across your cheek with his arms wide open to hold her close to his heart and he will now shed a tear for the happiness he now holds deep inside feeling whole now for the first time with a woman in mind and gently standing bye your side anything can be possible so dont be affraid to try.
Woman In Our .life
A young wife sat on a sofa on a hot humid day, drinking iced tea and visiting with her Mother. As they talked about life, about marriage, about the responsibilities of life and the obligations of adulthood, the mother clinked the ice cubes in her glass thoughtfully and turned a clear, sober glance upon her daughter 'Don't forget your Sisters,' she advised, swirling the tea leaves to the bottom of her glass. 'They'll be more important as you get older. No matter how much you love your husband, no matter how much you love the children you may have, you are still going to need Sisters. Remember to go places with them now and then; do things with them.' 'Remember that 'Sisters' means ALL the women... your girlfriends, your daughters, and all your other women relatives too.. 'You'll need other women. Women always do.' What a funny piece of advice!' the young woman thought. Haven't I just gotten married? Haven't I jus
Woman's Worth
In a brief conversation, a man asked a woman he was pursuing the question, "What kind of man are you looking for?" She sat quietly for a moment before looking him in the eye and asking, "Do you really want to know?" Reluctantly, he said, "Yes." She began to explain... "As a woman in this day and age, I am in a position to ask a man what he can do for me that I can't do for myself. I pay my own bills. I take care of my household without the help of any man...or woman for that matter. I am in the position to ask, "What can you bring to the table?" The man looked at her. Clearly he thought that she was referring to money. She quickly corrected his thought and stated, "I am not referring to money. I need something more. I need a man who is striving for perfection in every aspect of life." He sat back in his chair, folded his arms, and asked her to explain. She said, "I am looking for someone who is striving for perfection mentally because I need conversation and
Woman
"A woman has strengths that amaze me. She can handle trouble and carry heavy burden. She holds happiness, love and opinions. She smiles when she feels like screaming. She sings when she feels like crying. She cries when she's happy and laughs when she's afraid. Her love is unconditional. There's only one thing wrong with her and that is that sometimes she forgets what she is worth.
A Woman's Worth
Be careful if u make a woman cry, because god counts her tears. The woman came out of a man's rib. Not from his feet to be walked on. Not from his head to be superior, but from the side to be equal. Under the arm to be protected, and next to the heart to be loved. i dont know who this was by but i thought it was awesome
A Woman's Love
Woman Never Found!
It is getting so bloody hard to find the right woman. I mean seriously, how hard should it be? All I want is a woman that is into the same things that I am. Sodding hell. Actually start to wonder if such a person actually exists.
Woman
Pregnancy, Estrogen and Women Pregnancy Q & A & more! Q: Should I have a baby after 35? A: No, 35 children is enough. Q: I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby move? A: With any luck, right after he finishes college. Q: What is the most reliable method to determine a baby's sex? A: Childbirth. Q: My wife is five months pregnant and so moody that sometimes she's borderline irrational. A: So what's your question? Q: My childbirth instructor says it's not pain I'll feel during labor, but pressure. Is she right? A: Yes, in the same way that a tornado might be called an air current. Q: When is the best time to get an epidural? A: Right after you find out you're pregnant. Q: Is there any reason I have to be in the delivery room while my wife is in labor? A: Not unless the word 'alimony' means anything to you. Q: Is there anything I should avoid while recovering from childbirth? A: Yes, pregnancy. Q: Do I have to have a ba
Woman
I wonder why I do what I do. Lets take today (OK this evening) I was at the horse track being my happy self, then I went down to the slot machine and won 55.60. Did that make me happy? Sad? HELL NO I WENT TO THE TRACK BAR AND ORDERED ANOTHER KILLIANS Sometimes I wonder WHY......Why we are, Why we do, Why we think. Some people have looks, money, a thought, a wish......or maybe a need. Is a need a 65" TV, or maybe a vette (OMG that would be a want). How about real life today? A real 401k that lost 65% in less then 10 days, how about a box (sorry woman) cardboard box at that! I understand fun(GO COLTS). I have great real life friends (that I don't have to buy a blast for....one let call her Mary is a internet porn star......yes I was at the COLTS game on Sunday with her and oher friends(pics to follow)) like the () () inside? Just a thought in a moment in time!!!! LOVE WTF is like saying NWAF (Not Worth A Fuck), but do you know what LOVE IS? OMG please tell Me! Why can you show l
A Womans Poem
AND JUSTLY SO, I SAY!!! A Woman's Poem He didn't like the casserole And he didn't like my cake, He said my biscuits were too hard Not like his mother used to make. I didn't perk the coffee right He didn't like the stew, I didn't mend his socks The way his mother used to do. I pondered for an answer I was looking for a clue. Then I turned around and smacked the shit out of him... Like his mother used to do.
A Woman’s Take On Sex
Dear Men, Look, I know you men have it difficult. Women are just about impossible to understand, much less please. In a post-feminist society, you never know exactly what you should be doing. Women are bloody picky, I know we are. It can be scary, too, when women freak out about what appear to be benign issues. And men who do their best to be respectful, female-positive humans, I salute you, I do. But please, please just fuck me already. Honestly, I appreciate your thoughtfulness. I like that you want to take things slow. I can totally get behind the idea of emotional connection, but dearjesusinheaven, FUCK ME. We've done dinner and drinks. We've gone dancing. We've cuddled and watched a movie. I'm wearing a low cut shirt and you've been staring at my breasts all night. Goodgodalmighty, get to it and fuck me. When we get hot and heavy, please take charge. Please, please fuck me. Trust me, I'm not going to just lie still - I'll get involved. But don't make me force your
Woman Lookin For Women
A Woman’s Take Life And True Love
Sixteen He wanders through his days, appears aloof. I glimpse him sometimes, when he steps Outside his private, passionate world Long enough to bathe, to eat, to talk. In the dead of night, I wait breathlessly To hear a car, a key, a step. I think about the child he was. I bore him kicking, screaming, crying Down a road I had mistakenly led him up, Not fully wakened from a deeper sleep Than I had imagined then. Sometimes he cries. A lost love or one found. Fear or sadness shatters for a time The carefully crafted facade of manhood. For that one moment, he reaches out. For that one moment, I can breathe. A child, not quite a man. A man, not quite a child. Leslie Rich (all 3 of them will be 16 next year) My true love hath my heart, and I have his, By just exchange one for another given: I hold his dear, and mine he cannot miss, There never was a better bargain driven: My true love hath my heart, and I have his. His heart in me keeps him and me
Woman 4 My Lyfe!!!!
indivdiual personal thoughts by any of you who are on my friends and are my fans! Would any of you hookup with and why would you? and how far would you be willing to take it with me?
Woman's Poem
WOMAN'S POEM Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man, who's not a creep, One who's handsome, smart and strong. One who loves to listen long, One who thinks before he speaks, One who'll call, not wait for weeks. I pray he's gainfully employed, When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed. Pulls out my chair and opens my door, Massages my back and begs to do more. Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind, Knows what to answer to 'how big is my behind?' I pray that this man will love me to no end, And always be my very best friend. MAN'S POEM I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a liquor store and loves sports. This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit
Woman
women DO NOT snore, burp or fart, therefore....they must BITCH... or they will BLOW UP!!!
A Woman's Love
A Woman's Love There many great things I have experience in life, from deaths to the flight of doves, but one thing I have never seen or experienced is a woman's true Love You can talk to most guys and they run on about how they love their moms to death, but what do you do when all your love was given to someone else it use to hurt me to my heart to know from my mom i was never truly loved it felt like everyday my soul was bogged down in the mud. From years of mental abuse I never cared how a woman felt, this anger and life I was giving were just the cards i was dealt. Some girls get mad at me, say I'm heartless and scream and curse me out to my face, but the only thing I can think in my head, is man she can be replace. I never needed any woman to make me smile or feel good about myself, so for all my years I got what I wanted, and like a thief in the night I left I've been called a pig, a dog, and everything in the book but that's not my type of reading material s
A Woman's Love
A Woman Should Have...
A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ... enough money within her control to move out and rent a place of her own, even if she never wants to or needs to... A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ... something perfect to wear if the employer, or date of her dreams wants to see her in an hour... A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ... a youth she's content to leave behind.... A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ... a past juicy enough that she's looking forward to retelling it in her old age.... A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ...... a set of screwdrivers, a cordless drill, and a black lace bra.... A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ... one friend who always makes her laugh... and one who lets her cry... A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE .... a good piece of furniture not previously owned by anyone else in her family.. A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ... eight matching plates, wine glasses with stems, and a recipe for a meal, that will make her guests feel honored... A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ... a feeling of control over her destiny... EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW... how
Woman Thing
FINE this is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. FIVE MINUTES If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. NOTHING This is the calm before the storm. This means "something," and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with 'Nothing' usually end in "Fine" GO AHEAD This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it. LOUD SIGH This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing" THAT'S OKAY This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake. THANKS A woman is t
A Womans Worth
You could buy me diamonds You could buy me pearls Take me on a cruise around the world Baby, you know I'm worth it Dinner lit by candles Run my bubble bath Make love tenderly to last, and last Baby, you know I'm worth it Wanna' please; wanna' keep; wanna' treat your Woman right? Not just over the shoulder, let her know she's Worth your time You will lose, if you choose, to refuse to put her first She will and she can find a man who knows her worth! 'Cause a real man knows a real woman when he Sees her (when he sees her) And a real woman knows a real man Ain't 'fraid to please her (please her) And a real woman knows a real man always Comes first (first) And a real man just can't deny A woman's worth 'Cause If you treat me fairly I'll give you all my goods... Treat you like a real woman should Baby, I know you're worth it If you never play me Promise not to bluff I'll hold you down when shit gets rough 'Cause baby, I know you're worth it S
Woman & Wolves
Women and Wolves A healthy woman is much like a wolf, strong life force, life-giving, territorily aware, intuitive and loyal. Yet seperation from her wildish nature causes a woman to become meager, anxious, and fearful. The wild nature carries the medicine for all things. She carries stories, dreams, words and songs. She carries everything a woman needs to be and know. She is the essence of the female soul... With the wild nature as ally and teacher, we see not through two eyes only, but through the many eyes of intuition. With intuition we are like the starry night, we gaze at the world through a thousand eyes. It does not mean to lose one's primary socializations. It means quite the opposite. The wild nature has a vast integrity to it. It means to establish territory, to find one's pack, to be in one's body with certainty and pride, to speak and act in one's behalf, to be aware, to draw on the innate feminine powers of intuition, to find what one belongs to, to rise wi
A Womans Worth
By the time the Lord made woman,He was into his sixth day of working overtime. An angel appeared and said' Why are you spending so much time on this one?'And the Lord answered, 'Have you seen my spec sheet on her ? She has to be completely washable, but not plastic, have over 200 movable parts, all replaceable and able to run on diet coke and leftovers, have a lap that can hold four children at one time, have a kiss that can cure anything from a scraped knee to a broken heart and she will do everything with only two hands The angel was astounded at the requirements. 'Only two hands!? No way! And that's just on the standard model? That's too much work for one day. Wait until tomorrow to finish. 'But I won't, ' the Lord protested 'I am so close to finishing this creation that is so close to my own heart. She already heals herself when she is sick AND can work 18 hour days. The angel moved closer and touched the woman. 'But you have made her so soft, Lord. 'She is soft,' the Lord agreed,
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Womans Perfection
WOMAN'S PERFECT BREAKFAST She's sitting at the table with her gourmet coffee. Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box. Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week. Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl. And her husband is on the back of the milk carton. Keep reading-they get better!!! --------------------------------------------------------------------------- WOMEN'S REVENGE 'Cash, check or charge?' I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase. As she fumbled for her wallet , I noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse. 'So, do you always carry your TV remote?' I asked. 'No,' she replied, 'but my husband refused to come shopping with me, and I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him legally.' --------------------------------------------------------------------------- UNDERSTANDING WOMEN (A MAN'S PERSPECTIVE) I kno
A Woman Should.......
Woman Suck
Women suck and not in a goodway. My ex called me to tell me that she is seeing someone and hes better than I every thought about being. She left her husband moved this guy in and all that. She wouldnt do that for me. This guy drinks, does drugs and likes to beat women, and hes better than me! Now people might understand why I just don't want anything to do with women. That was uncalled for. First off my only flaw is my mental illness, which I wrote a blog about. I dont drink or use drugs, or beat women. I did that my mom would rise up from the grave and get me, along with my grandparets!!!! I just don't get it anymore, and I just give up trying. I will be your friend, I will talk to you, but other than that I am done.......
Woman
love is the worst thing in the worl all love means is pain im sick of bein huet why cant i be happy for once i treat her like a queen im cute i got a job i actualy go to why cant we just be happy fuck grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr why r u sooooo crazy treat em good they hate ya treat em like shit they love ya grrrrrr
Woman
take a good look at me tell me what you see the epitome of a woman pure, sensual, beautiful that's me my voice, my charm, my eyes, my smile epitome of a woman brilliant free child my walk, my touch, my grace, my hair the symbol of a woman that's me i'm rare my glow, my look, my love, spirit wild my lips, my hips, my legs shy child Cosmo, Essence and Vanity Fair could search the world forever to catch a glimpse of my stare priceless, untouched, unblemished unraveled temperament like coffee strong yet mild who am I? you ask, listen don't speak the essence of a woman what you crave for my keep a rose, fine wine, ageless that's me front page articles applaud my name my power, my beauty my nature, my fame elegant, eccentric, abstract is my wink my shadow takes photos that make Hollywood think you see, cameras can't capture what can't be tamed my charisma sensuality my soul, my reign still confused, don't worry even open eyes can't see who I am you w
Woman
She gave life. She is a wife. She is a mother and she is a friend. She is a sister and a survivor to the end. Appreciate her, we don't dare. Ask her worries, we don't care. Wipe away her tears, they are invisible as air. She works, cooks and cleans. She laughs, helps comfort, and hides her pain. When you struggle she pulls you through. All this is she and what do we do? Complain and create a mess. Provide stress and leave her feeling depressed. Push her away and ignore her advice. Tell her she is nothing without thinking twice. She was raped, tortured and abused. Told she was nothing and would always be used just for pleasure, forget her pain. She swallows her pride, put her feelings aside. Does as you need in order for you to be free. Ignores your ignorance and tolerates your flaws. You call her Bitch, Slut, How and Tramp. She answers with pride, dignity and a complete loss of self. You call her nothing. I call her Strong, Smart, Sensual, Caring, Giving, Surviv
Woman In Love
Life is a moment in space When the dream is gone Its a lonelier place I kiss the morning goodbye But down inside you know We never know why The road is narrow and long When eyes meet eyes And the feeling is strong I turn away from the wall I stumble and fall But I give you it all... I am a woman in love And I do anything To get you into my world And hold you within Its a right I defend Over and over again What do I do? With you eternally mine In love there is No measure of time We planned it all at the start That you and i Would live in each others hearts We may be oceans away You feel my love I hear what you say No truth is ever a lie I stumble and fall But I give you it all I am a woman in love And Im talking to you Do you know how it feels? What a woman can do Its a right That I defend over and over again......
Woman Cake
"woman Under Master's Hand"
Under Your Hand....... My lessons are taught, my heart soars, My tears are brushed aside, my body blooms, my soul deepens, my mind grows, My slavery flourishes, my serenity exists, Under Your Hand....... the woman in me is discovered
Womans Peom
Before i lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man,who's not a creep. One who's handsome,smart and strong. One who loves to listen long, One who think before he speaks, Onw who call,and not wait for weeks. One who won't lie to you,and say they are single, and u find out he isn't. I pray he's gainfully employed, When I spend his money LOL,won't be annoyed. Pulls out your chairs,and open doors for me, Massage my back and beg for more, Oh!Send me a man who will make love to my mind, Knows what to "answer to how big my behind is?" I pray that this man will love me to no end. And always be my very best friend also
A Woman's Deceit
This is dedicated to all the people who are too afraid to post a real picture of themselves so that when someone goes into their picts they have to search hard to see anything real !!!
A Womans Man
A true man is loving, compassionate, kind who loves you for your heart,soul,and mind. He care not what others say,think, and do; His world evolves around you. A true man holds you tight in his arms. wanting to keep you forever unharmed. His joyous eyes are staring deep into yours; as he gives you that look,you feel secure. His soft whisper sounds like sweet music to your ears. Hes moving close,letting you know he is near... As you receive a warm embrace, You see the expression upon his soft tender face. His white smile tells it all. You rush with glorious pride, because you know he'll forever be by your side. Your hearts belong to one another; Through pain and sorrow,you support each other As those beautiful memories come pouring in. You feel his strong love once again. Oh, but true men are so hard to find! Through all this chaos is true love undivine. You yet wait for your prince to come And to love you unconditionally, not just some. How you wish to feel his co
A Woman's Week At The Gym
If you read this without laughing out loud, there is something wrong with you. This is dedicated to everyone who ever attempted to get into a regular workout routine. Dear Diary, For my birthday this year, my daughter (the dear) purchased a week of personal training at the local health club for me. Although I am still in great shape since being a high school football cheerleader 43 years ago, I decided it would be a good idea to go ahead and give it a try. I called the club and made my reservations with a personal trainer named Belinda, who identified herself as a 26-year-old aerobics instructor and model for athletic clothing and swim wear. My daughter seemed pleased with my enthusiasm to get started! The club encouraged me to keep a diary to chart my progress. ________________________________ MONDAY: Started my day at 6:00 a.m. Tough to get out of bed, but found it was well worth it when I arrived at the health club to find Belinda
Woman
haha iam sure some people are going to hate to hear the truth but you no what who cares even since i change my sn i got block 2 times by people who rather act like little girls then grown woman i did meant that about 90 percent of woman and if you really want to know why ill let you no here some of the list now before hand all people are different yes this is true however in some of this list i have seen many of them doing some of these on the list ok lets start 1. if you are married you don't go flirting around saying ur single that is not only fucked up but also so how lil respect you have for your partner 2.you don't lead other people on then spread rumors 3. if you are not interested in the person your talking to have the balls enough to say your not interested in them so they wont think they have a chance with you 4. don't just act all sweet and nice to someone so you can get something out of them in the end 5. flirting is ok i guess just becareful not
A Woman's Worth
bi-polar/disorder/mentally disordered/brain so swift its the busiest shit thought of/and my head so deep/i can mentally shift water/shes nobodys baby mom but i hit it and shift daughters/the pussy was dope/when i hit it i split quarters/i coulda bussed a nut/i said fuck it and spit mortars/made her twitch harder/titties need rehab/like we bad/off in the game/dont know how this dick caught us/used to be down for the rich slaughter/now im feelin like a slut for free/cant tell if its nut/or pee/but it feel proper/shits a panty and a heel dropper/she like to ride and watch it spill proper/one time she said i pushed her organs up in her throat/in surgery the doctor asked her was she fuckin a boat/ she said nah/but hurry up so i can heal up right/cause the moment i can walk/ima fuck it some more
A Womans Worth
The Woman
A Woman Who Needs No Introduction...
One of the most beautiful, generous and caring women I have the pleasure of knowing....Julie aka.... She is my hero, my inspiration and someone I am truly honored to call friend. Please take a moment and show this incredible woman some love. If you don't already have her as a friend make sure you add her! ♥ T.R.O.U.B.L.E ♥PROUD ARMY MOM~ OWNER OF RING OF FIRE ♥ This bulletin brought to with love by... ♊aGEM4life♊ ☆SinnersFamily☆SBG♥Wife of Ike™♥ FUOwnedBy allenwhet
The Woman I Love
The Woman I love The woman I love is in the arms of another Though apart of me is still with her Time and tide will never change how I feel Inside my heart I know my love for her is real Tonight she is far apart from me And my tears she will never see Alone in this empty house I sleep Knowing her love I could never keep The woman I love, loves another Even though I thought we'd always be together Though tonight I must except defeat Without her in my life I will never be complete The woman I love is gone With her life she moved on Into the arms of another man Though he could never love her the way I can
Woman Don't Cry
A Woman's Worth
What happened to the entertainment medium? Every time I turn on the boob tube, I see boobs! What is it about a video ho that's so appealing? Is it her fake DD's? Tell me, is it her curtain of weave? ('cause its all the best that money can buy) Is it her light olive complexion (Where my dark sistahs at for once? These hos are failing the paper bag test!) Is it the way she is one of hundreds, disposable like a dirty diaper?! Is it because her ass hangs out for the whole wide world to see? Is it how she just stands there while water/alcohol is thrown on her? (The women I know, me included, would be visibly upset btw.) A woman's worth has been reduced to a body part, take your pick. She is not valued for what she can bring to the table but for her willingness to lay on the table face down, ass up Real Talk.
Woman And The Fork
Woman and a Fork There was a young woman who had been diagnosed with a terminal illness and had been given three months to live. So as she was getting her things 'in order,' she contacted her Pastor and had him come to her house to discuss certain aspects of her final wishes. She told him which songs she wanted sung at the service, what scriptures she would like read, and what outfit she wanted to be buried in. Everything was in order and the Pastor was preparing to leave when the young woman suddenly remembered something very important to her.... 'There's one more thing,' she said excitedly. 'What's that ?' came the Pastor's reply. 'This is very important,' the young woman continued. 'I want to be buried with a fork in my right hand.' The Pastor stood looking at the young woman, not knowing quite what to say. 'That surprises you, doesn't it?' the young woman asked. 'Well, to be honest, I'm puzzled by the request,' said the Pastor. The young woman explained.. 'My grandmother once told
Woman Are Exceptional
Woman Like You
FOREVER MINE IM HERE FOR U ALL THE TIME YOUR THE ONE ALWAYS ON MY MIND IM HERE THINKIN ABOUT MY LADY U AINT SHADY UR DA ONE DAT MADE ME SHES MY CUTIE PIE IM DREAMING OF U EVERY NIGHT UR PRETTY DEN THE WHOLE WORLD 2 ME WILL U STAY WITH ME FOR ETERNITY I WILL SPENT MY WHOL LIFE LOOKN INTO UR EYES SO DEEP INSIDE I WLL NEVA LIE U TAKE ME 2 DA SKY U MAKE ME FEEL LIKE IM IN A ROLLERCOSTER RIDE U DONT ASK 4 THINGS NO DIAMOND RINGS U BRING ME HAPPINNES I HOPE IS U WEN DA TELEFONE RINGS DATS Y UR DA GIRL OF MY DREAMS DA GIRL FOR ME I BE WIT U FOR ETERNITY IN REALITY AINT NO WOMAN LIKE DA ONE I GOT MY LUV 4 U WILL NEVA STOP I ALWAYS PUT U ON TOP I ALWAYS HAV A SPECIAL PLACE IN MY HEART NO ONE CAN SEPARATE US APART I ALWAYS BE AT HOME WIT U N NEVA LEAVE U ALONE KUZ UR MY ZONE EACH MOMENT WIT U IS LIKE A DREAM KUM TRUE I LOVE U BABY MY BOO I DO ANYTHING 4 U N U KNOW I DO WE WER MEANT 2 B WEN IM CLOSE 2 U U SET ME FREE UR MY DESTINY MY REMEDY UR DA ONE I ADMIRED N DESIRED ME WIT OUT U MY LIFE WILL
A Woman
"Whatever you give a woman she is going to multiply..If you give her a sperm, she'll give you a baby..If you give her a house, she'll give you a home.. If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal.. If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart.. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her. So if you give her any crap, you can expect a ton of shit."
Woman And Blow Jobs
me and a friend of  my was talking on mobile yahoo about oral sex and why some females complan ok some of you woman complan about going down on a guy and swallowing his load why it would be just the same when a man has to eat you out and you cum with him even knowing when its the same thing pretty much true there might be a bit diffrent in some areas but the end resules are the same why go down on a guy . if your not going to shallow i for one dont really like getting it done to me since there are alot of woman who just does not seem to be able to do it right either they dont do it long enuff or they just bite down on it grinding there teeth it would be the same like me useing my teeth on you when iam eating you out how would that feel to you yes there is feeling down there and yes its going to hurt and you are ether going to get hurt or the guy wont ever call you back after that act i just find it funny how some woman alwasys complan about oral sex just like some woman won
Woman With Business
My name Desak Amik, i was Born in Denpasar-Bali-Indonesia. I am Wholesalers, Suppliers and Manufacture of Handicrafts BaliCv. Batu Cantik .Our Website is Legal verified registered business handicrafts manufacturer by Government in Bali and also has been verified and registered through National Agency Export Development ( NAFED ) Ministry of Trade Indonesia, We start our business since 2000. Bali is the most popular of Art and Crafts Handmade with high quality Products, I love all Fashion Art and handicraft so i start to design in Handbags, Purses, Gift, Crafts, Handicraft, Jewelry, Accessories, Shoes, Sandals, Beach Wear, Sarong Batik pareo with very high quality Export and very low in price. For now, we have more than Thousand design in all of Body Jewelries Costumes such as Wooden Bangles, Shells Bracelet, Wood Necklaces, Shell Earrings, Pearls Jewelry, Finger Rings, Home Made Woman Belt,Hair Accessories and all design very interested Buyer from Europe ,United State, U
Woman Cheater
Woman Do Not Go By The Standards
A Woman
The Woman
When God created woman he was working later on the 6th day.An angel came by and said: "Why spend so much time on that one?"And the Lord answered:"Have you seen all the specifications I have to meet to shape her? She must be washable, but not made of plastic, have more than 200 moving parts which all must be replaceable and she must function on all kinds of food, she must be able to embrace several kids at the same time, give a hug that can heal anything from a bruised knee to a broken heart and she must do all this with only two hands."The angel was impressed. "Just two hands...impossible! And this is the standard model? Too much work for one day...wait until tomorrow and then complete her.""I will not", said the Lord. "I am so close to completing this creation, which will be the favorite of my heart. She cures herself when sick and she can work 18 hours a day."The angel came nearer and touched the woman. "But you have made her so soft, Lord.""She is soft", said the Lord,
Woman
Smart and understanding  Women are found in every corner of the earth.... ..But unfortunately the earth is ROUND ! The prettiest smiles hide the deepest secrets. The prettiest eyes have cried the most tears and the kindest hearts have felt the most pain. Every woman's heart has different instructions. They're written through her eyes, in her smile, through her actions and in her tears. She just has to find someone who cares enough to read them.
Woman's Poem....man Poem
Before I lay me down to sleep,I pray for a man, who's not a creep, One who's handsome, smart and strong. One who loves to listen long,One who thinks before he speaks,One who'll call, not wait for weeks. I pray he's gainfully employed,When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed. Pulls out my chair and opens my door,Massages my back and begs to do more. Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,Knows what to answer to 'how big is my behind?' I pray that this man will love me to no end,And always be my very best friend. > > > > > > MAN'S POEM> I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a> Bar on a golf course, and loves to send me fishing and hunting. This> doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit.
Woman
when you are sad do these 10 things to make you happy: 1 laugh things could be worse 2 dance like there is no tomorrow 3 color or paint a picture 4 go for a swim in the pool 5 cook or bake your favorite food 6 update your wardrobe 7 sing like Jessie J 8 go for a bike ride in the park 9 feed the ducks and the geese 10 make a handicapped or an elderly person smile Music is a tal tent We want what we want and that is all there is too it. We can be greedy at times and have the tendency to burst out into anger. I like being a woman and love my heritage and figure. But I cannot concentrate with crying babies and mom's just shutyting them up by squishinmg their cheeks.
A Woman Over 40
As I grow in age, I value women who are over forty most of all. Here are just a few reasons why: A woman over fort...y will never wake you in the middle of the night to ask, “What are you thinking?” She doesn’t care what you think. If a woman over forty doesn’t want to watch the game, she doesn’t sit around whining about it. She does something she wants to do. And, it’s usually something more interesting. A woman over forty knows herself well enough to be assured in who she is, what she is, what she wants and from whom. Few women past the age of forty give a hoot what you might think about her or what she’s doing. Women over forty are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won’t hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it. Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know what it’s like
The Woman I'd Like To Meet
. I long for a woman who likes being touched, caressed, cuddled, snuggled, and kissed. I also long for a woman who wants to touch a man and not afraid of me. I would like a woman who isn't afraid or ashamed to dress sexy or lounge around the house naked if we felt like it. The woman I am looking for : I would like to meet a woman who would enjoy being touched, cuddled, snuggled, and likes to hold hands and kiss. She should accept me as I am, an Army retiree not just a civilian. Do not try to change me and I won’t attempt to change you. Try to enjoy things I like to accomplish and I will applaud your accomplishments. Try to enjoy road trips, experiment different foods including pork. Hoping she would like to be touched and caressed, even maybe a massage. I will enjoy the things she’d like to do also. If this is to much to ask for, so be it, I’ll remain alone the rest of my days! edit
Woman Basher
    It amazes me what sum fat women would do just to get attention. Bad enough they gotta photoshop their own pics....and now this? lol     So sad...and pathetic. Wondering if the Cub scouts will be next.
Women Prefer Jerks Guys Over Nice Guys.
You know what i visit other profiles in Lostcherry and i notice that some have that special person they love in the pictures.Some are single in them,but have a friend,buddy,and family thou.I notice that every picture i took of myself,I don't have that special someone,or a friend,and family in it.I'm sorta of a lone wolf here a grifter.My family hates me,My so call friends abondon me when i lost my leg,Women i meet and fell in love always turn out hateing me for some reason i don't know about,or they just meet another guy close to them.Anyways i envy the people who have someone special in their live.You people should take care of them and appreciate their friendship and their love,cause it's so hard to be without someone you call friend,buddy,girlfriend,or wife,and husband.ever now and then tell them how you feel about them,or thank them for being a friend,pal,or so on,cause lonliness is a killer.Ignorance is the seed of all evil in this world.Anyways those who read this blog thank you
Women
JUST WANTED TO ADD MY THICK SWEET SYRUPY CHERRY JUICE TO THE FACT THAT HERE ON LC WE HAVE SOME OF THE HOTTTTTTTTTTTTEST, SEXIEST, DESIREABLE, EXOTIC, EROTIC WOMEN ON THE INTERNET!!!!! I WAS BLESSED BY MY ANCENSTRY TO APPRECIATE WOMEN TO THE Nth DEGREE!! THUS, i AM WRITING TO ATTEST TO THIS FACT. SEXY PREGNANT WOMAN LIKE YUMMY, HOT LIKE STAINED, EROTIC LIKE ALWAYS INNOCENT, AROUSING LIKE MEG7777,THE SENSUALITY OF MICHELLE, SWEET LIKE FIDGET, EXOTIC LIKE ANGEL, ALL THE HOT CHERRIES! YUMMMMMMMMMMMY. JUST WANTED TO SAY I REALLY APPRECIATE YOU ALL.    IT TURNS OUT I HAVE A TORN ROTATOR CUFF,ENDEMA AND BURSITIS IN MY LEFT SHOULDER. SEEMS I MAY NEED SOME HELP;;!!!! NOW I PUT THIS UNDER THE HEADING OF WOMEN~ BECAUSE SOME GUY SAW ONE OF MY NAKKIES AND WAS IMPRESSED I THINK, BUT MY DOOR DOESN'T SWING THAT WAY SO ONLY WOMEN NEED APPLY!!!!!!!!!!!! DAN THIS IS THAT SPANKING I PROMISED YOU WILL GET THAT WARM FEELING DEEP INSIDE OF YOU AND SOON WILL FORG
Women
WOMAN SHOULD HAVE... A set of screwdrivers, a cordless drill, and A black lace bra. A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE... One friend who Always makes her Laugh... And one Who lets her cry... A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE... A good piece of furniture not previously owned by Anyone else in her family... A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE Eight matching plates, Wine glasses with stems, And a recipe for a meal that will Make her guests feel honored. A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE... A feeling of control over Her destiny... EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW... How to fall in love Without losing herself... EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW... HOW TO QUIT A JOB AND CONFRONT A FRIEND WITHOUT RUINING THE FRIENDSHIP... EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW... When to try harder ... and WHEN TO WALK AWAY. EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW... That she can't change The length of her calves, The width of her hips, or The nature of her parents... EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW... That her childhood May not have been Perf
Women Getting With Jerks
Kiki Anniston Reveals: “The "Secret Reason" Why Women Are Attracted To Jerks, Players and Just Plain Dangerously Wrong Guys.” An open letter to single women frustrated with dating the wrong guys... Hey Girlfriend, Can I ask you something personal? Be honest... Have you ever dated the type of guy that left you constantly waiting by the phone with an uneasy sick feeling in the pit of your stomach? Or a guy who made you feel bad about yourself, but for some reason you couldn’t leave him? (Of course, that same guy, at times, also made you feel like you were the only person on this planet - you know, that “hot-cold” type). And have you ever walked into a club and found yourself so attracted to one particular guy, you felt like you were in a trance and literally couldn't stop making eyes with him? If you answered yes to any of the above, it may be a sign that you’re susceptible to a certain “dangerous personality type” that psychiatrists have a SCARY sounding name for,
Women Have The Power
Now come on now, its unfair i say. When it comes to sex, women/females have the power. If a guy wants sex, he has to charm her, take her out, spend money on her, and do whatever it takes to get it, but if a woman wants it all she has to do is go out and find a man and offer it, and bam she got the sex, cause you know whoever the man is, is not going to turn it down, well unless he is gay, then maybe.
Womens Tatoos
Women Over 40
As I grow in age, I value women who are over 40 most of all. Here are just a few reasons why: A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night to ask, "What are you thinking?" She doesn't care what you think. If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it. She does something she wants to do. And it's usually something more interesting. A woman over 40 knows herself well enough to be assured in who she is, what she is, what she wants and from whom. Few women past the age of 40 give a damn what you might think about her or what she's doing. Women over 40 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they think they can get away with it... Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know what it's like to be unappreciated. Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess y
Women!
When a girl is quiet, millions of things are running through her head. When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply. When a girl looks starely at you, she is wondering how long you will be around. When a girl answers Im fine, she is not fine. When a girl lays her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be hers forever. When a girl calls you everyday, she wants your attention. When a girl wants to see you everyday, she wants to be loved and pampered by you. When a girl says I love you, she means it. When a girl says she misses you, nobody in this world can miss you more than she does. This is truly the way it is! Ask any female!
Women: Perfect Your Oral Technique
Not sure where to start when it comes to oral? Don't worry - there are tried and tested techniques that are easy to learn. Read on to perfect your oral sex technique and make him smile. The lollypop This one is often used in porn films because it allows him to see exactly what’s going on. To fuel this fantasy, drop to your knees. (Depending on your heights, he might need to stand on something - you need good access to his testicles.) Lift his penis to expose his testicles, then find the line that runs between them (it’s a tiny ridge that’s often a darker colour). Find where this starts on the underside of his testicles, and that’s where your lollypop lick starts - continuing, very slowly, to the tip of his penis. Repeat the full-length licks (at least 10), then move into the 'classic'. The classic Use one hand to hold the base of the penis and let saliva pool in your mouth (your tongue needs to be nice and slippery). Make a loose fist with your other hand and slide it up
Women Have Flaws!
One Flaw In Women Women have strengths that amaze men. They bear hardships and they carry burdens, but they hold happiness, love and joy. They smile when they want to scream. They sing when they want to cry. They cry when they are happy and laugh when they are nervous. They fight for what they believe in. They stand up to injustice. They don't take "no" for an answer when they believe there is a better solution. They go without so their family can have. They go to the doctor with a frightened friend. They love unconditionally. They cry when their children excel and cheer when their friends get awards. They are happy when they hear about a birth or a wedding. Their hearts break when a friend dies. They grieve at the loss of a family member, yet they are strong when they think there is no strength left. They know that a hug and a kiss can heal a broken heart. Women come in all shapes, sizes and colors. They'll
Women
The difference between me and them is...I DONT SHOW MY SHIT ONLINE...dont ask me to show myshit in a pic or on cam... it wont happen..i personally am shocked at all the chics on Lc and men equally that show there shit online...and asking me to add u to msn or yahoo doesnt warrant me showin my shit online just because i added you...i have alil more respect for myself than that..and if you dont like it well too bad....i dont change for anyone...not to mention the fact im in a relationship and i sure as hell wouldnt want my bf to be showing his shit for the world to see online...even if i was single i still wouldnt show my shit on here lol....if you wanna show your shit on here go ahead do so its your choice and my choice is to NOT show my shit!!!!lol...so ya thats what im saying..I DONT SHOW MY SHIT. MySt Women are like apples: The best ones are at the top of the tree. Many men dont want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they just
Womens Prayer
Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man who's not too cheap. One who's handsome, smart and strong, One who's willy's thick and long. One who thinks before he speaks, When promises to call, doesn't wait a week. I pray that he is gainfully employed and when I spend his cash, won't be annoyed. Pulls out my chair and opens my door, massages my back and begs to do more. Oh! Send me a man who will make love to my mind, knows what to say when I ask "How big's my behind?" One who'll make love till my body's a twitchin, in the hall, garden and the kitchen! I pray that this man will love me to no end and never attempt to shag my best friend. And as I kneel and pray by my bed, I look at this dickhead you sent me instead. Amen
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WHAT EVER THATS ALL I HAVE TO SAY .BECAUSE WHAT ELSE IS THERE.YOUR DAMNED IF YA DO AND DAMNED IF YA DONT.SEEMS LIKE ALL THERE IS OUT THERE IS A BIG BLACK HOLE JST SUCKING THE LIFE RIGHT OUT OF ME.I CANT SEEM TO MAKE ANYONE HAPPY AND YA KNOW WHAT I REALLY DONT CARE ANY MORE. I WILL LIVE THE REST OF MY LIFE FOR MY KIDS.AT LEAST NO MATTER WHAT AT THE END OF THE DAY I CAN LOOK AT THEM AND KNOW THEY LOVE ME NO MATTER WHAT.THERE IS NOTHING MORE EASY ON THE EARS THAN YOUR CHILD SAYING TO YOU DADDY I LOVE YOU.SO BITCH FUCK YOU,WHORE FUCK YOU ,CHEAT FUCK YOU THE CUNT DOWN THE STREET FUCK YOU TO MY BUDDYS GIRL FRIEND THAT IS SUCKING THE LIFE FROM HIM BIG FUCK YOU,TO MY SIS FUCK YOU ,TO MY AUNT FUCK YOU TOO,THE CASHIER AT PUBLIX FUCK YOU,TO THE SHIT ASS WHORE THAT GAVE ME THE FINGER FOR LETTIN HER IN THE LINE FUCK YOU,AND THE BIGGEST FUCK YOU TO YOU JENN.SRY THIS IS NOT MENT TO OFFEND ANY ONE HERE AT CHERRY LAND I AM REALLY A NICE GUY JST GETTING THE RUN AROUND AND AM TIRED .GUESS ITS MY OWN FAU
Women
Yes my team is the Philadelphia Eagles,so stop hating on them,if you don't like to tuff,cause they are going to the superbowl if they get past the saints,that is all I have to say,eagles are by far the hottest team going into the semifinals of the nfc,so watch out for the eagles,garcia is now 6-1 as qb of the eagles.
Women & Men
I found this in my TagWorld Inbox recently and it literally made me go... WTF???? I won't say who it's from but I will say it's someone I am unsure I would want as a friend. How could anyone have such a cold, self centered attitude on life and love? All I can say is remember this... You reap what you sow. Now it's everyone else's turn... Let me know what you think? I'VE BEEN TOLD THAT I HAVE USED THOSE WHO LOVED ME THE MOST. I THINK THAT A WOMAN HAS TO DO WHAT SHE HAS TO DO TO BE TAKEN CARE OF NO MATTER WHO GETS HURT. MEN OWE IT TO ME TO BEG , BORROW OR STEAL TO TAKE CARE OF ME. LET'S FACE IT, A WOMAN HAS TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THE SITUATION TO BE SURE THAT SHE IS TAKEN CARE OF. WHEN THE GUY DOESN'T MEET MY EXPECTATIONS AS TO WHAT I NEED, THEN IT'S TIME FOR HIM TO HIT TO ROAD. AM I WRONG TO THINK THIS WAY? ME ON THE OTHER HAND, I WANT TO DO WHAT I WANT TO DO, WHEN I WANT TO DO IT AND IT'S MY BUSINESS AS TO WHO I DO IT WITH, BUT THAT'S JUST ME. TAKE IT OR LEAVE IT I
Women
Here's to women, women are the most beautiful of all creations, women are as delicate as a flower, but when needed they are as tough as nails, women have have the power to cast a spell on men that will have us running butt naked down the street in the rain, so here's to the beautiful, down to earth, independent, women in the world, Black, White, Indian, Asian, Ect. we love you all, now if you'll excuse me, i have to go running, it looks as if it's going rain.
Women
According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late November to mid-December. Female reindeer retain their antlers till after they give birth in the spring. Therefore, according to EVERY historical rendition depicting Santa's reindeer, EVERY single one of them, from Rudolph to Blitzen, had to be a girl. We should've known... ONLY women would be able to drag a fat man in a red velvet suit all around the world in one night and not get lost. Apple Computer reported today that it has developed a computer chip that can store and play music inside women's breasts. This is considered to be a major breakthrough because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.
Women
shit is hitting the fan, and its hard not getting it on you! enjoy your ride to the gas pumps, because soon you will not be able to pay for the gas to get there!, i ask the sons what do we need for food this coming week, i cry, where am i going to get the money to pay? five items cost what 50 use to cost and looking at the forclose signs, on the way to the store makes you wonder, what is happening to my safe little haven? got home from the store broke and checked the mail and there from the irs was a note, did you make any money in 2007? if so send it in! i got to get inside were its safe, so i get on the computerdesk and first turn the tv, there bashing each other was obama trying to head off the lynching mob, and Bill in drag trying to run for his third time! (you don't really belive she will actually be pres? why would anyone want to vote this time? i guess the only reward is it can't be any worst than bush! i need to go potty! and i tried to shit, but only farted!!! some are bored,
Women
Petal of the rose It's color reflecting light reminds us to live I don't think I will ever understand women .. They are the most exquisite animals this earth has ever seen fit to create.. but also the most destructive force as well ... Have we as men ever met an animal/ individual so capable of ripping our life apart ... but at the same time making that same life whole .. I will never undertand this power ... I guess thats why i'm single ..
A Women's Perfect Breakfast
WOMAN'S PERFECT BREAKFAST She's sitting at the table with her gourmet coffee. Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box. Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week. Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl. And her husband is on the back of the milk carton. WOMEN'S REVENGE "Cash, check or charge?" I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase. As she fumbled for her wallet I noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse. "So, do you always carry your TV remote?" I asked. "No," she replied, " but my husband refused to come shopping with me, and I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him legally." UNDERSTANDING WOMEN (A MAN'S PERSPECTIVE) I know I'm not going to understand women. I'll never understand how you can take boiling hot wax, pour it onto your upper thigh, rip the hair out by the root, and still be afraid of a spider. MARRIAGE SEMINAR While attending a Marriage Seminar dealing wit
Women.......
A HAPPIER MARRIED LIFE: 1. It's important to have a woman who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, cleans and has a job. 2. It's important to have a woman who can make you laugh. 3. It's important to have a woman who you can trust and who doesn't lie to you. 4. It's important to have a woman who is good in bed and who likes to be with you. 5. It's very, very important that these four women do not know each other! The first blonde rubs the lamp and the genie magically appears. "Since there are three of you, I will give each one of you a wish," replies the genie. The first blonde thinks for a few minutes and says," I want to be 25% smarter." *POOF!* The blonde turns into a lovely redhead. The second blonde in amazement says, "Well, I want ot be 50% smarter." *POOF* The blonde turned into a beautiful brunette. The third blonde says, " I want to be 50% dumber." *POOF* She turns into a man. Adam was walking around the garden of Eden feeling v
Women
NEW YORK - Miss USA Tara Conner, who had come under criticism amid rumors she had been frequenting bars while underage, will be allowed to keep her title, Donald Trump announced Tuesday. "I've always been a believer in second chances," Trump, who owns the Miss Universe Organization with NBC, said with Conner at his side. Trump said he and Conner had met earlier Tuesday morning. "She left a small town in Kentucky and she was telling me that she got caught up in the whirlwind of New York," Trump said. "It's a story that has happened many times before to many women and many men who came to the Big Apple. They wanted their slice of the Big Apple and they found out it wasn't so easy." Conner won the title in April and has been living in New York. Recent media accounts of heavy drinking brought a storm of criticism, since she was underage at the time. She turned 21 on Monday. In a tear-choked voice, Conner said, "In no way did I think it would be possible for
Women...
Problems with many women these days, and why relationships can be so difficult for men. This was from a conversation with a group of guys, talking about the general populous of women out there. Body Image: They are too self concious and shy to enjoy the act of sex. They want the lights off, they don't want me to look at them no matter how hot they are, and they generally think they are the most hidious thing this side of Janet Reno. I'm not the guy that's just there to fuck you, just because I wanna get laid. If I'm fucking you, I think you're hot, and I want to see every part of you. Guys are visual, we get off on looking at beautiful women, which is why I want to look at you. This doesn't mean we need to fuck under the beam from the Luxor in Vegas, it just means it doesn't need to be pitch black just so we can fuck. Communication: Be it in person, thru text messages on cell phones, talking on the phone, or email they just don't fucking get it. They think that they can g
Women And The Things They Do
This blog is about women who overdress for work school and other places that are inappropriate. I am tired of having (yes of course by impulse) to look at these women at my job, wear these club worthy clothes to work. I know , you earned the right to wear whatever you want over the past lets say 30 years ,with your sexual independence and all, but now its just being taken too far! With these stretch jeans and baby tees over these overly voluptuous bodies, makeup and big butted switches that would make sir mix-a lot do a remix. Now I’m not just blowing off steam here or getting mad about something that I cant get my hands on either. I think that this is a general problem that needs to be addressed its offensive to other women, and its distracting to men. And in the workplace it should not be allowed period. Ok a little story about this you see at my overnight job, in the past few months, there has been a sharp increase of female employees between the ages of 18 to lets say 33. All
Women
Ever wanted to be with soo many ,but could only be with 1?
Women Can Be So Damn Funny....
I want to live my next life backwards: You start out dead and get that out of the way. Then you wake up in an old age home feeling better every day. Then you get kicked out for being too healthy. Enjoy your retirement and collect your pension. Then when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day. You work 40 years until you're too young to work. You get ready for High School: drink alcohol, party, and you're generally promiscuous. Then you go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, and you have no responsibilities. Then you become a baby, and then... You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, in spa-like conditions - central heating, room service on tap, and then... You finish off as an orgasm. I rest my case.
Women Can Be So Damn Funny....
Women And Beauty..
There is alot of Women online and in the world looking for love but weather the woman is skinny like some nasty fake model and nice and healthy like Queen latifah there is one thing that is not sexy or beautiful about a woman is smoking its degrading to the body and smells sure not sexy either when it comes to a kiss. I could never have a girl friend who smokes its just not healty and soon enough is sure not gunna be cheap for a pack of cigs and big time for a carton of them also and im sorry but a woman just can't hide it by mouth wash or gum or brushing her teeth and for sure not perfume.. Thank You for your time..
Women Over 40
> Subject: The Art of Knowing The Difference > > > > A RECENT STUDY FOUND OUT ON WHICH DAYS MEN PREFER TO HAVE SEX. IT WAS >FOUND THAT MEN PREFERRED TO ENGAGE IN SEXUAL ACTIVITY ON THE DAYS THAT >STARTED WITH THE LETTER "T". > EXAMPLES OF THOSE DAYS ARE AS FOLLOWS: > TUESDAY > THURSDAY > TODAY > TOMORROW > THANKSGIVING > THATURDAY > THUNDAY > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > RECENTLY ANOTHER SURVEY WAS CONDUCTED TO DISCOVER WHY MEN GET OUT OF BED >IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT. > > FOLLOWING ARE THE SURVEY RESULTS: > 5% SAID IT WAS TO GET A GLASS OF WATER > 12% SAID IT WAS TO GO TO THE BATHROOM > 83% SAID IT WAS TO GO HOME > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > WHAT'S THE BEST FORM OF BIRTH CONTROL AFTER 50? > NUDITY > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? > ABOUT 45 LBS. > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > WHAT'S THE
Women
You know women are very wired. I mean they just get on your nerves. You try to treat them right and what do they do try and fuck you up more than you already are. See women say why are guys so mean and hateful but women can be to. I not bashing all women there are alot out there that are awsome but im just tired of looking and getting fucked every time. I really dont know how many times i can do this i really do. Well i think that is about all for now. Im sure ill vent later well post later *love ya lady's* Marcus
Women
why is it everytime men have a female friend there wife flips out.or when we know that somthing is bothring you why do you lie to us and say nothing,but to find out later it was somthing.heres a hint for you if we didnt want to know or didnt care then we would not ask.so the next time your man ask you whats wrong dont make him begg for the answer it wont do anything but cause a fight.oh yea and for god sake dont think we dont have a clue.we are dogs but were smart dogs.i know there are some cheating abusive men that aint worth to shits,but some of us are kind hearted and true to our vows....i myself have been married 3 times the first 2 ended when i cought them cheating.i have a good wife now but sometimes i dont get her.sometimes women seam to think men are all stupid....my answer to that is just keep thinking that...
Women
1. blunt ashes (nas) 2. waiting on the world to change (john mayer) 3. this is how we live (styles p) 4. ghetto mind frame (lil flip and lyfe) 5. lost without you (robin thicke) 6. leather so soft (lil wayne and birdman) 7. until the end of time (2pac) 8. carnival (natalie merchant) 9. dreaming (young jeezy and kiesha cole) 10. old english (game) 11. no apologies (eminem) 12. throw some d,s on it (rich boy) 13. poppin (chris brown) if my love was stranded on a dark road in the middle of no where how would you find it...lol.. check back with me for the answer... any man can have sex with a million women in one way....but it takes a real man to make love with one women in a million ways..be true to your self..only you know who you are
Women Beware
A Womens Vocabulary
1.) FINE: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. 2.) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five Minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. 3.) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine. 4.) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It! 5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.) 6.) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will p
Women....
WORDS WOMEN USE FINE This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. FIVE MINUTES If she is getting dressed this is half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. NOTHING This is the calm before the storm. This means "something" and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with "Nothing" usually end in "Fine". GO AHEAD This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it. LOUD SIGH This is not actually a word, but it is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing". THAT'S OKAY This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your
Women
In another life, I get hit for advice on the daily. I always hear the same problem, too. 'My husband isn't romantic.' 'My wife doesn't fuck me.' Well, do you have sex regularly? 'Yes, twice a week.' What kind of sex is it? 'Um, well, he...uh...goes down there, and um, kisses it, and then I assume the missionary position and we climax together.' How long does it take when he gets in the missionary? 'Um, a couple minutes.' Okay, how long did it take when he was giving you oral sex? '...ten or fifteen minutes, I guess' Sometimes I hear this without the oral sex, too. At least 70% of the time, it's women receiving and not giving as much. And before anybody gets big nipples and says 'I'm the exception', if you're the exception, then obviously this does not apply to you, so ignore this portion and give me some examples of dicks and pussy that would be insulting. For the ladies it does apply to (and you know who you are) stop being selfish in the Felatio region; branch out, but
Women's Terminology
A Womans Terminology...LOL Body: Words Women Use 1.) FINE: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are rightand you need to shut up. 2.) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five Minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. 3.) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something,and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine. 4.) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It! 5.) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.) 6.) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long
Women For Day Time Fun
looking for like minded ladys for day time play, knoxville TN
Women
Pretty women wonder where my secret lies I'm not cute or built to suit a model's fashion size But when I start to tell them They think I'm telling lies. I say It's in the reach of my arms The span of my hips The stride of my steps The curl of my lips. I'm a woman Phenomenally Phenomenal woman That's me. I walk into a room Just as cool as you please And to a man The fellows stand or Fall down on their knees Then they swarm around me A hive of honey bees. I say It's the fire in my eyes And the flash of my teeth The swing of my waist And the joy in my feet. I'm a woman Phenomenal woman That's me. Men themselves have wondered What they see in me They try so much But they can't touch My inner mystery. When I try to show them They say they still can't see. I say It's in the arch of my back The sun of my smile The ride of my breasts The grace of my style. I'm a woman Phenomenally Phenomenal woman That's me. Now you understand Just why my head
Women R Bitches
ok so there are about 25% of wwomen i have meet that dont meet the criteria for waht i wrote for the title! but hte other 3/4 fuck you! tonight i was taking hte cab home and a girl got on that i knew since i was like 5, iand i knew her for like 6 years, and hten i moved away , then i ran into her again in the town i live in now. . S he was super nice to me when she first saw me and relized it was me, we got along just fine. but then i found out her b/f was treating her like shit( aka, beating hte shit out of her) and i kinda mentioned to her that i thought it was bull shit and to walk away from it and if he tried abything theres like 50 guys that would beat the living shit out of him, wich htere really was ( mainly cause shes such a sweetheart adn so cute) but i kept telling her i didnt want her to leave cause yes i do have a huge crush on her! but tonight i ran into her ya she was plowed out of her mind, but i tried helping her nad beging nice like i alwasy am and she told me to fu
Women Over 40...or Close To It...lol
60 Minutes Correspondent Andy Rooney (CBS) As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all. Here are just a few reasons why: A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask, "What are you thinking?" She doesn't care what you think. If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it. She does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting. Women over 40 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they think they can get away with it. Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know what it's like to be unappreciated. Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40. Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart. Older women are forthright and honest. They'll tell
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I just don't know how women can be tread like crap and still be with their b/f or husban. I have this lady friend of mine she says that she is fed up and not happy with the thing going on with her husban and I tell her that I can help to get her out of that life but she still puts up a front I just don't know what to do any more. If any one of you know what to do let me know what to do peace in Iraq andrew Dear Family, Friends, and Fubar people, Well I am just upset back in Dec. I found out a close friend of mine has HPV and that it could lead to cancer. Well she had a pap and it came back that it was abnormal. It just got me down because I don't want to lose her. She has been someone that has helped me through the darkest parts of my life and she talked me out of killing myself also. It is just hard for me to deal with people that have cancer because I lost some one that I loved and hold dear to me and that was my mom's mother. I was her baby boy, and first grandson so I was
Women
Why do women let you know one side of them until you date them then they change almost completely then let the bitch in them come out? I just dont know if it is something i have done or if it is in every woman..So far in my life i have had one true love and she treated me like shit so after 7 years i left her..I came to the conclusion that life is to short to not be happy..Right now as far as i am concerned i am goin to take things slow and see what happens in my life..I am tired of all the head games..There is someone i am seeing as a friend and i will see where that goes from there!!!Dont get me wrong i am not woman bashing but for godsake can i quit being hurt by you women now!!!Right now all i need in my life is my friends and whatever else happens in life is by chance!!!I would appreciate any comments or advice to help me out..I have noticed that because of all the bs i am goin through that i have been drinking a lot more often than usual and i know that i need to find some other
Women R Sluts
women make me sick cause they talk and talkbut no action!there all slut skanks!! i deeply aplogize ladies 4 saying slut or any other kind of offensive words. please 4give me. i know i have 2 learn how 2 treat women wit more respect. hello ladies, if ur having a bad day or r just mad or upset bout sumthing ,just lay it on me, im a good listener. heck if u just feel like venting or letting out sum steam,dont be afraid. its not good 2 keep any anger bottled up inside.im used 2 women yelling and going off on me, so feel free 2 speak ur minds.
Women Over 40
As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all. Here are just a few reasons why: A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask, "What are you thinking?" She doesn't care what you think. If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it. She does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting. Women over 40 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve>it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they think they can get away with it. Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know what it's like to be unappreciated. Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40. Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart. Older women are forthright and honest. They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk if yo
Women In The U.s. Army
Women have served in the United States Army since 1775. They nursed the ill and wounded, laundered and mended clothing, and cooked for the troops in camp on campaign; services that did not exist among the uniformed personnel within the Army until the Twentieth Century. Women are an invaluable and essential part of the Army. Currently, women serve in 91 percent of all Army occupations and make up about 14 percent of the active Army. Women continue to have a crucial role in the War on Terrorism and their sacrifices in this noble effort underscore their dedication and willingness to share great sacrifices.
Women
When men will learn to be nice and respecful with a woman every single day and not just on special occasion? Better the indifference than fake love... happy women's day!
Women ! Know Your Value
WOMEN ! KNOW YOUR VALUE This is written in the Hebrew Talmud, the book Where all of the sayings and preaching of Rabbis are conserved over time. It says: "Be very careful if you make a woman Cry, because God counts her tears . The womanCame out of a man's rib. Not from his feet to be Walked on. Not from his head to be superior, but From the side to be equal. Under the arm to be Protected, and next to the heart to be loved." Pass this on to all exceptional women that you know.. And to men so they know the value of a woman.
Women
Alright my ex called me today and said i was fat and ugly...So i wanna know how many girls on Cherrytap are attracted to me because i dont think i'm that ugly
Women Everywhere In My Life...
WOMEN EVERYWHERE IN MY LIFE I was born, a woman was there to hold me.......... my mother I grew as a child...... a woman was there to care for me and to play with me.......... ..my sister I went to school..... a woman was there to help me learn....... ....my teacher I became depress, whenever I lost a woman was there to offer a shoulder ............ my wife I became tough...... a woman was there to melt me.......... ..my daughter I am dying a woman is there to absorb me in.... my motherland
Women,s Dictionary
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By the time the Lord made woman, He was into his sixth day of working overtime. An angel appeared and said, "Why are you spending so much time on this one?" And the Lord answered, "Have you seen my spec sheet on her? She has to be completely washable, but not plastic, have over 200 movable parts, all replaceable and able to run on diet coke and leftovers, have a lap that can hold four children at one time, have a kiss that can cure anything from a scraped knee to a broken heart -and she will do everything with only two hands." The angel was astounded at the requirements. "Only two hands!? No way! And that's just on the standard model? That's too much work for one day. Wait until tomorrow to finish. "But I won't," the Lord protested. "I am so close to finishing this creation that is so close to my own heart. She already heals herself when she is sick AND can work 18 hour days." The angel moved closer and touched the woman. "But you have made her so
Women Vs Men
WOMAN'S PERFECT BREAKFAST > >She's sitting at the table with her gourmet coffee. Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box. Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week.Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl. >And her husband is on the back of the milk carton. > _____ > >WOMEN'S REVENGE >"Cash, check or charge?" I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase. >As she fumbled for her wallet, I noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse. >"So, do you always carry your TV remote?" I asked. "No," she replied, "but my husband refused to come shopping with me, >and I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him legally." > _____ > >UNDERSTANDING WOMEN >(A MAN'S PERSPECTIVE) > >I know I'm not going to understand women. >I'll never understand how you can take boiling hot wax, pour it onto your upper thigh, rip the hair out by the root, and still be afraid of a spider. > _____ > >MARRIAGE SEMINAR > >While attending a Marr
Women
The Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his own hands. This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, co-worker or significant other. DANGEROUS: SAFER: SAFEST: ULTRA SAFE: What's for dinner? Can I help you with dinner? Where would you like to go for dinner? Here, have some wine. Are you wearing that? Wow, you sure look good in brown! WOW! Look at you! Here, have some wine What are you so worked up about? Could we be overreacting? Here's my paycheck. Here, have some wine. Should you be eating that? You know, there are a lot of apples left. Can I get you a piece of chocolate with that? Here, have some wine. What did you DO all day? I hope you didn't over-do it today. I've always loved you in that robe! Here, have some more wine. * I'll swallow it all . . . I love the taste
Women
Someone tell me how much better it is when yo uget divorced cause i sure as hell hope things get better cause this tramp is cybering with four guys at once in a damn GAME!!! and then having phone sex with one right next to me. I guess 5 years together didnt mean shit to her, i guess i was just a way for her to get out of the fucking army. maybe she is mad that she cant have any more kids by me, either way i dont give a flying fuck anymore, women are the fucking devil and i am done with them. good riddance!!!!!!!!!!!! I don't think any man can truly understand the workings of a woman. Take me for instance. I have been "married" for almost five years now. YEs she wants a divorce and thinks we won't work as a couple. That part I understand, but what i don't understand is what I am about to tell you. Guys I thought this shit was just wrong, and girls maybe you could explain to me what she is doing, cause it blew my fucking mind. SHe was playing her Final Fantasy 11 game online and ta
Women Soldier Afraid To Drink?
Print This Story E-mail This Story Read more of Marjorie Cohn's columns For background, see: Marjorie Cohn | Bush on Trial for Crimes against Humanity • Marjorie Cohn | Abu Ghraib General Lambastes Bush Administration • Military Hides Cause of Women Soldiers' Deaths By Marjorie Cohn t r u t h o u t | Report Monday 30 January 2006 In a startling revelation, the former commander of Abu Ghraib prison testified that Lt. Gen. Ricardo Sanchez, former senior US military commander in Iraq, gave orders to cover up the cause of death for some female American soldiers serving in Iraq. Last week, Col. Janis Karpinski told a panel of judges at the Commission of Inquiry for Crimes against Humanity Committed by the Bush Administration in New York that several women had died of dehydration because they refused to drink liquids late in the day. They were afraid of being assaulted or even raped by male sold
Women
Women R Skanks
Women
In case someone forgot to teach you how or what you should expect: *respect- her and her opinions as she should do yours *listen -even if you don't like what she has to say she needs to say it, and who knows you may learn something *open the door for her-yes she can do it her self that is not the point the point is the little damn things *little things- mean as much or more then the big ones because they show you really do care enough to do them and are thinking of her *never- lie to her what hurts is not just the crime but the lie, that you could not even be stand up enough to except responseablty for it *never- cheat if you love her, she is all you need and if you need more and she doesn't, then get out, small pain here is better than major hurt later. *never- judge with out hearing her side *never- belive she is perfect she is human that means flaws *never- diss her flaws they are what make her unique in all the world *never- try to change her, support and encourage her
Women And Men
There just doesn't seem to be any real women or men out there these days. I see all these women my age or older trying to act like some little teenager on these type of sites and it just irritates me. At our age we should be aware of who we are and not trying to be what other people want us to be or what we think they want. It's funny because I'm always seeing guys my age robbing the cradle and getting together with girls that are just out of high school. Not until recently have I figured out why. In my opinion, it's because these girls have high hopes of families and that perfect life so the guys are either taking advantage of it or in a fatasy land and think that the girl is actually ready for that sort of thing. For you guys that may read this, if you are taking advatage of a situation then you are a piece of shit. You are the reason women are untrusting of us good guys. If you are living in that fantasy world then let the girl grow up and deal with lifes experiences as everyone els
Women Are...
Women
THERE ARE QUITE A FEW OF NICE WOMEN ON THIS SITE VERY CONVERSATIONAL . THE ONLY THING I WISH IS THERE WAS A WAY TO POST ABOUT A MEET N GREET LOL . iF THERE IS ENOUGH INTREST I CAN RENT MY APARTMENTS CLUBHOUSE ITS NOTHING MAJOR BUT WE COULD COOK OUT AND HAVE A GATHERING byob AND GRILLABLES CAN HOLD ABOUT 35 PEOPLE > The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex. This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and you both have sex until you are blue in the face. > >The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for a short time and you are so horny you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen. > >The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for a long time. Your sex has gotten routine and you usually have sex only in your bedroom. > >The 4th kind of sex is called: Hallway Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the hallway you both
Women
ive pretty much given up on trying to figure out women.they tell you one ting and mean another and are really hard to make happy.And y is it that most great women always stay with losers who treat them like shit instead of giving the good guys a chanch huh. well who knows maybe one day this will change but damn im sick of it.
Women's Ass Study
There is a new study out about women and how they feel about their asses. I thought the results were pretty interesting: 25% of women think their ass is too fat... 10% of women think their ass is too skinny... The other 65% say that they don't care; they love him, he's a good man, and they would have married him anyway... LOL have a good day my friends !
Women's Poem Vs. Men's Poem
WOMAN'S POEM Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man, who's not a creep, One who's handsome, smart and strong. One who loves to listen long, One who thinks before he speaks, One who'll call, not wait for weeks. I pray he's gainfully employed, When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed. Pulls out my chair and opens my door, Massages my back and begs to do more. Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind, Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?" I pray that this man will love me to no end, And always be my very best friend. MAN'S POEM I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a liquor store and a golf course. This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit.
The Women Of Ct
SOME OR OF COLOR OTHERS THE OPPOSITE OF ME,IT DOESN'T MATTER THE COLOR WHERE I'M FROM JUST AS LONG AS SHE IS SWEET.I HAVE BECOME CLOSE WITH ONE MAYBE TWO WELL MAYBE EVEN THREE BUT THE BEST THING ABOUT THIS IS THEY REALLY WANT TO KNOW ME,I MEAN THE MAN BEHIND THE POETRY AND ALL THE SEXY PIX, GOT THEM WONDERING IF I AM 4REAL OR IS THIS JUST FOR KICKS.LOVE THEM ALL BECAUSE THAT'S JUST MY WAY THAT'S WHO I AM YOU SEE,I LOVE MY REAL FRIENDS A LOT BECAUSE THEY BELIEVE IN ME.THAT'S WHAT REAL FRIENDS ARE ALL ABOUT AND ONE OF THESE DAYS I HOPE TO MEET,THE SWEETEST OF THE CHERRIES HERE AND MAKE MY LIFE COMPLETE..... PAPI...REAL LOVE TO ALL OF MY FRIENDS HERE YOU ARE APPRECIATED VERY MUCH.
Women
This is for all the men that follow the CherryTAP women around like dogs in heat.... What you think CherryTAP women look like What they really are. Scary, huh? LOL.. I had to.
Women Are Insane, And Men Are Just Nucking Futz
1) bachalor goes to laundrymate to do his laundry, puts everything in one load in the supersized washer... Women in the place look at him with horror.... 2) Women come up to the guy they love and who loves them and asks the question, "Does this dress make me look fat?" Look, no matter how we answer, we are in trouble. 3) There is always the eternal question that women ask, "Why did you ask me out." Guys, piece of advice, do not say anything that includes the words knockers, boobs, butt etc. Unless you are ready to die. Say something about thier eyes, safe, romantic and they will give you a bit of credit. 4) Why do women complain about the toilet seat being left up? a little tap and down it goes. Ladies, this is referred to kenetic energy due to gravity. simple physics. 5) Ladies, baseball is not just a game, the world series is not just another baseball game. They are part of the sacred fabric of this country. 6) Yes, High School football in texas IS a
Women Over 40 !
A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night to ask, "What are you thinking?" She doesn't care what you think. If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it. She does something she wants to do. And, it's usually something more interesting. A woman over 40 knows herself well enough to be assured in who she is, what she is, what she wants and from whom. Few women past the age of 40 give a hoot what you might think about her or what she's doing. Women over 40 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it. Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know what it's like to be unappreciated. A woman over 40 has the self-assurance to introduce you to her women friends. A younger woman with a man will often ignore even her
Women's Rights
Should a woman be able to show her bare chest, or should it be called indecent exposure? Hmmmmm..... That's an interesting question. First of all, I would like to say what is wrong with letting women show their tits? Afterall, humans are animals too. If a woman wants to show off her bare chest, I say why not. It is no different seeing tits on other animals. We don't make them cover us their nipples. I have been to parts of Europe where it is acceptable for a woman to show her bare chest. What's the big deal? Some women have absolutely gorgeous tits. It's not degrading women by having them show their tits at their own free will. It's their body, and their choice. This brings me to my big pet peeve. If a mother wants to breastfeed her child, let her do it!!!!! If she needs to do it in public, leave her alone!!!!! I see no difference between a woman breastfeeding her child and any mammal nursing its young. It's the same thing. Can someone please tell me why it's ac
Women Are Like Roses
Women And Men
Why women have two hands: Why men have two hands:
Women...looking For Women
Lookin for ladies....I'm talkin WOMEN not some skinny little girls, thankyou. Real women with real curves that can appreciate mine. Married with children looking for playmate... have an understanding hubby who doesn't even have to be there....
Women
i have found it interesting how many women play games and get surprised when i refuse to play. had a friend who wanted sex with me turn around and try to cage me same with a supposed fwb after only 1 time together. then i had 1 i wanted for my lady who basically wanted me to moon over her and i guess jerk off although she did have sex with me too. i guess this is one of those mysteries of life like why old people feel the need to block the left lane. any insite into why women say 1 thing do an other and then get mad when i do just what i said i would?
Women
Well, the army did 3 things for me. 1: It gave me alot of training I'll need for combat, and survival. 2: It got me back in shape. 3: It destroyed any chance of getting a descent job. Yea, ya see, I'm in the reserve, which means I can't work one week a month, and I'll be going out of country next fall; no big rite? Well apparently not to employers. I lost my job in may, and I only had that job because it was a friend. I have been trying for 6 months to find a new job, but every time an employer sees RESERVE, it's an automatic DENIED. I know this because I have talked to the managers at 4 companies, and they all said the same thing. I may be a good worker, and I may be more than qualified for the job, but being unavailable any time, as a big problem. Now I can't pay my rent, I can't take care of anything. I'm just luck that my gf's mom likes me, and let me stay with them. All I have to do is take care of the house, and take care of what bills and expenses I can with what ev
Women
Womens Dream Team
Today is the first day of the rest of your life. Why not spend the rest of your life as your own boss. You decide when to get up in the mornings, when to work and when to play. It is possible to do exactly that! Work from home with your own home business, set your own hours and work with other women just like you! That is what we were looking for when we found the Women’s Dream Team - a group of women helping and empowering other women to be their best! The Women’s Dream Team is an online community of women who desired to get more out of life with the flexibility to have time for leisure and most importantly, family. We offer a professional, corporate-like home-based opportunity to earn part time to full time income. Through our online training system and support you can't help but to achieve your goals. It doesn't matter where you begin, only where you finish. The most important thing is that you can work from home and be with your family. With our support an online training, we w
Women 30 And Over
just a few reasons why: A woman over 30 will never wake you in the middle of the night to ask, "What are you thinking?" She doesn't care what you think. If a woman over 30 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it. She does something she wants to do. And, it's usually something more interesting. A woman over 30 knows herself well enough to be assured in who she is, what she is, what she wants and from whom. Few women past the age of 30 give a damn what you might think about her or what she's doing. Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it. Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know what it's like to be unappreciated. (AMEN) A woman over 30 has the self-assurance to introduce you to her women friends. A younger woman with a man will often ignor
Women In Midlife Lmao
For the YOUNG ONES… read the very last part of this and you will understand why I sent this (other than I SURE do not want to gain 10 pounds)! As for those of us that can reflect on some of these situations… ENJOY!!!! ***************************************************************************************** If you delete this message, you will gain 10 pounds k I can almost feel myself losing weight . . . by forwarding this to you! You'll understand at the end. I've seen two shows lately that went on and on about how mid-life is a great time for women. Just last week Oprah had a whole show on how great menopause will be . Puhleeeeeeeze! I've had a few thoughts of my own and would like to share them with you. Whether you are pushing 40, 50, 60 (or maybe even just pushing your luck), you'll probably relate. Mid-life is when the growth of hair on our legs slows down. This gives us plenty of time to care for our newly acquired mustache. In mid-life
Women, Perfect Answers To Dumb Ass Come Ons
Women, PERFECT answers TO DUMB ASS Come ons. Man: Where have you been all my life? Woman: Hiding from you. Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore. Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down. Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine. Man: So, what do you do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator. Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Woman: Dead End. Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Woman: Unfertilized. Man: Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services today. Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Woman: Really Can You go now and stay there? Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
Women
promise to always wear sandals that fit. My toes will not hang over and touch the ground, nor will my heels spill over the backs. And the sides and tops of my feet will not pudge out between the straps. I will go polish-free or vow to keep the polish fresh, intact and chip-free. I will not cheat and just touch up my big toe. I will sand down any mounds of skin before they turn hard and yellow. I will shave the hairs off my big toe. I won't wear pantyhose even if my misinformed girlfriend, coworker, mother, sister tells me the toe seam really will stay under my toes if I tuck it there. If a strap breaks, I won't duct-tape, pin, glue or tuck it back into place hoping it will stay put. I will get my shoe fixed or toss it. I will not live in corn denial; rather I will lean on my good friend Dr. Scholl's if my feet need him. I will resist the urge to buy jelly shoes at Payless for the low, low price of $4.99 even if my feet are small enough to fit into
Women
When women drink - sad but true 1. WE HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA WHERE OUR PURSE IS. 2. WE BELIEVE THAT DANCING WITH OUR ARMS OVERHEAD AND WIGGLING OUR BUTT WHILE YELLING "WOO-HOO!" IS TRULY THE SEXIEST DANCE MOVE AROUND. 3. WE'VE SUDDENLY DECIDED THAT WE WANT TO KICK SOMEONE'S ASS AND HONESTLY BELIEVE WE COULD DO IT TOO. 4. IN OUR LAST TRIP TO PEE, WE REALIZE THAT WE NOW LOOK MORE LIKE A HOMELESS HOOKER THAN THE GODDESS WE WERE JUST FOUR HOURS AGO 5. WE START CRYING AND TELLING EVERYONE WE SEE THAT WE LOVE THEM SOOOOO MUCH. 6. WE GET EXTREMELY EXCITED AND JUMP UP AND DOWN EVERY TIME A NEW SONG PLAY'S BECAUSE "OH MY GOD! I LOVE THIS SONG!" 7. WE'VE FOUND A DEEPER/SPIRITUAL SIDE TO THE GEEK SITTING NEXT TO US. 8. WE'VE SUDDENLY TAKEN UP SMOKING AND BECOME REALLY GOOD AT IT. 9. WE YELL AT THE BARTENDER, WHO WE BELIEVE CHEATED US BY GIVING US JUST LEMONADE, BUT THAT'S JUST BECAUSE WE CAN NO LONGER TASTE THE GIN. 10. WE THINK WE ARE IN BED, BUT OUR PILLOW
Womens Wants
Womens Issues And My Writings
Women!!!
http://www.opendiary.com/entrylist.asp?authorcode=A940255 Why is it I can never find a nice decent woman.. I alwas end up wih cheaters, lil girls and their drama, or straight up bytches.. I mean I can handle a bytch but I mean psyco crazy...lol I try being faithful, spoiling, what else can I do... Am I cursed..lol
Women
ya know almost all women are the same...I cant say all of them are but most of them...90% of women out there are stuck up or atleast think they are better than you and of course that just makes it worse cause i hate women like that..isnt there any out there just want to spend their life with a good man with alot of dreams..ya, I am on my way to get my dreams but ya have that huge ass hill to climb and ya got to work hard to get the things in life that you really want..ya I am sometimes a little picky but I know what I want as long as the woman dont bitch all the time and will treat me with the same amount of respect as I give and stuff then I dont bitch...one of these days I will find the one that is right..I have found a couple women that I thought was right but must not have been but cant say I didnt try...
Women And The Way I Feel
A Womens Self Image
Below is something that I feel passionate about. Not only because I am a woman of size but for the years I have seen and felt the persecution's of not fitting into that skimpy sexy dress. Even though I have been an athlete and been active most of my life. It just was not in the cards for me to be that so called Perfect size. Now that health issues have taken me down another path in my life, and I can no longer be that athlete I once was. I stand Strong and Tall in being the woman I am. I saw a bulletin that made me give this answer to: As women we have to take control of our life and stop letting men dictate to us , who we are. Our bodies were not meant to be a bean pole, we were giving natural beautiful mountains and valleys in our personal landscape we call our bodies. OUR bodies bring forth life and is equip to nourish the next generation and it is meant to be soft and cuddly to embrace those we love, so they feel comforted. Be proud of who you are, Do not let an
Women Now Days
So many instances over the last 2 yrs have I found women prefering to become involved in a "friends with bennies" relationship rather than the traditional monogomus couples relationship. I have been asked to be in so many of those type of relationships that it is making me wonder if women even want true love anymore or are they out for the fun of it all. I as a man find it hard for me to have sex without involving emotion with it yet these women seem to thrive on it. I am seeing it more and more and I just wonder if its the norm now.
Women Are The Weaker Sex?
Why Women are Crabby We start to "bud" in our blouses at 9 or 10 years old only to find anything that comes in contact with those tender, blooming buds hurts so bad it brings us to tears. Enter the almighty, uncomfortable training bra contraption the boys in school will snap until we have calluses on our backs. Next, we get our periods in our early to mid-teens (or sooner). Along with those budding boobs, we now bloat, we cramp, we get the hormone crankies, have to wear little mattresses between our legs or insert tubular, packed cotton rods in places we didn't even know we had. Our next little rite of passage (premarital or not) is having sex for the first time which is about as much fun as having a ramrod push in your uterus through your nostrils leaving us to wonder what all the fuss was about. Then it's off to Motherhood where we learn to live on dry crackers and water for a few months so we don't spend the entire day leaning over Brother John. Of course, amazing creatures
Women...
Women Everyday I give thanks to the Goddess I have two mounds upon my bodice I shave my legs, I sit down to pee I can justify any shopping spree Not to a barber, but a beauty salon Can get a massage without a hard on Can balance the checkbook, pump my own gas Can talk to my friends about the size of my ass I always save money by using coupons Can admit to others when I am wrong Don’t drive in circles at any cost So I don’t have to admit when I am lost Don’t act like I’m in a timed marathon Every time I go to the john Let me tell you men Listen to me boys Those things in your pants That you treat as toys You love them more then we ever will We would rather suck on a cold pickled dill I spend two hours preparing for a date Only to find you’re two hours late I don’t watch movies with lots of gore Don’t need instant replay to remember the score I won’t lose my hair I don’t get jock itch And just cause I’m asse
Womens Dictionary
WOMENS DICTIONARY Body: Dictionary for women Argument (ar*gyou*ment) n. A discussion that occurs when you're right, but he just hasn't realized it yet. Airhead (er*hed) n. What a woman intentionally becomes when pulled over by a policeman. Bar-be-que (bar*bi*q) n. You bought the groceries, washed the lettuce, chopped the tomatoes, diced the onions, marinated the meat and cleaned everything up, but, he, "made the dinner." Blonde jokes (blond joks) n. Jokes that are short so men can understand them. Cantaloupe (kant*e*lope) n. Gotta get married in a church. Clothes dryer (kloze dri*yer) n. An appliance designed to eat socks. Diet Soda (dy*it so*da) n. A drink you buy at a convenience store to go with a half pound bag of peanut M&Ms. Eternity (e*ter*ni*tee) n. The last two minutes of a football game. Exercise (ex*er*siz) v. To walk up and down a mall, occasionally resting to make a purchase. Grocery List (grow*ser*ee list) n. What you spend half an hour wri
Women's Funnies
Women's Funnies Body: WOMAN'S PERFECT BREAKFAST She's sitting at the table with her gourmet coffee. Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box. Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week. Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl. And her husband is on the back of the milk carton. ________________________________ WOMEN'S REVENGE "Cash, check or charge?" I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase. As she fumbled for her wallet, I noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse. "So, do you always carry your TV remote?" I asked. "No," she replied, "but my husband refused to come shopping with me, and I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him legally." ________________________________ UNDERSTANDING WOMEN (A MAN'S PERSPECTIVE) I know I'm not going to understand women. I'll never understand how you can take boiling hot wax, pour it onto your upper thigh, rip the hair out by the root, and still be afraid of a spider.
Women's Words
Words Women Use 1.) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right, and you need to shut up. 2.) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means half an hour. Don't be mad about this, it is just the same 5 minutes you use when it's your turn to help do things around the house. 3.) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine (see #1). 4.) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It! 5.) Loud Sigh: This is not actually a word but a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.) 6.) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. "That's okay" means she wants to think long and hard befo
Womens Worth
Women To Avoid
Women Chemical Analysis
HAZARDOUS MATERIALS INFORMATION SYSTEM Women - a chemical Analysis Element - Woman Symbol: Wo Discoverer: Adam Atomic Mass: Accepted as 118, but know to vary from 100 to 460 lbs. Occurences: Copious quantities in all urban areas. Physical Properties 1. Surface usually covered with painted film. 2. Boils at nothing, freezes without reason. 3. Melts if given special treatment. 4. Bitter if incorrectly used. 5. Found in various states ranging from Virgin metal to common ore. 6. Yields to pressure applied to correct points. Chemical Properties 1. Has great affinity for gold, silver, platinum and precious stones. 2. Absorbs great quantities of expensive substances. 3. May explode spontaneously if left alone with a male. 4. Insoluble in liquids, but activity greatly increased by saturation in alcohol. 5. Most powerful money-reducing agent known. Common Uses 1. Highly ornamental, especially in sports cars. 2. Can be a great aid to relaxation. Tests 1.
Women
Women Beware!!
TO ALL WOMEN!! MUST READ!! Body: ALL LADIES NEED TO READ THIS!!!!! A woman at the nightclub, 'Crow Bar'- on Saturday night was taken by 5 men, who according to hospital and police reports, gang raped her before dumping her.Unable to remember the events of the evening, tests later confirmed the repeat rapes along with traces of Rohypnol in her blood, with Progesterex, which is essentially a small sterilization pill. The drug is now being used by rapists at parties to rape and sterilize their victims. Progesterex is available to vets to sterilize large animals. Rumor has it that Progesterex is being used together with Rohypnol, the date rape drug. As with Rohypnol, all they have to do is drop it into the girls drink. The girl can't remember a thing the next morning, of all that had taken place the night before. Progesterex, which dissolves in drinks just as easily, is such that the victim doesn't conceive from the rape and the rapist needn't worry about having a pater
Women
A little boy asked his mother, "Why are you crying?" "Because I'm a woman," she told him. "I don't understand," he said. His Mom just hugged him and said, "And you never will." Later the little boy asked his father, "Why does mother seem to cry for no reason?" "All women cry for no reason," was all his dad could say. The little boy grew up and became a man, still wondering why women cry.. Finally he put in a call to God. When God got on the phone, he asked, "God, why do women cry so easily?" God said "When I made the woman she had to be special. I made her shoulders strong enough to carry the weight of the world, yet gentle enough to give comfort. I gave her an inner strength to endure childbirth and the rejection that many times comes from her children. I gave her a hardness that allows her to keep going when everyone else gives up, and take care of her family through sickness and fatigue without complaining. I gave her the sensitivity to love her
Women
Women!
This one thing about me, people i find it rude that if someone sends u a message even just a brief one then at least have the level of maturity & respect to at least reply & tell them that your not interested for some reason otherwise that person will be left hanging in the dark & not know what the hell is going on. I get pissed off when your new to a particular website-like i am new to this website-& no-one is even willing to talk to me so that they could get to know me not even a little bit. I'm the kind of gentleman that every mother is searching for their daughters to date & be extremely happy with, but no-one wants to even get to know me here. If only people took the time to get to know me they would find out that i'm a hopeless romantic old fashionedkind of gentleman. I've been wondering why women don't think that i'm worthy enough to date in life. I always seem to find the kind of women that treat me like absolute shit, i've been in a relationship where i was been hit by a
Womens Dictionary
Alien Disclosure from an Astronaut by Clark C. McClelland, former ScO, Space Shuttle Fleet, Kennedy Space Center, Florida (1958-1992) Prior to the fateful launch of the space shuttle Challenger on January 28, 1986, I had the honour and pleasure of sharing conversations with several members of that crew. During one of many pre-mission preps for the Challenger mission, I came upon Lt. Col. Ellison Onizuka in the Vehicle Assembly Building (VAB) at launch complex 39. I had an assignment to assess some problems at the Launch Control Center (LCC) and needed to access the main drawing files. A file operator was there and I went to her for assistance. Ellison walked in on our conversation and we exchanged greetings. Jokingly, I asked him if he had important business with her, and he said "yes, Clark" with a big smile. I told her to help Lt. Colonel Ellison first, and I would wait. She opened a plastic bag that had a packet of goodies for this very important customer. Ellison "loved"
A Womens Beauty
A Womans Beauty Isnt Measured By How Many Men Chase her, Its By How Many Women Envy Her, Jealousy Neva Lies In Females Shit I parts with nothin yall be frontin me give my heart to a man?Not for nothin, it'll never happen Ill be forever mackin, Heart cold as assassins. I gots no passion I got no patience And I hate waitin, Some of ya biggest haters are really ya biggest admirers. Their pride and fear wont allow them to tell ya the truth!
Women
WOMAN'S PERFECT BREAKFAST She's sitting at the table with her gourmet coffee. Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box. Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week. Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl. And her husband is on the back of the milk carton. Keep reading-they get better!!! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- WOMEN'S REVENGE "Cash, check or charge?" I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase. As she fumbled for her wallet, I noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse. "So, do you always carry your TV remote?" I asked. "No," she replied, "but my husband refused to come shopping with me, and I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him legally." -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- UNDERSTANDING WOMEN (A MAN'S PERSPECTIVE) I know I'm not going to understand women. I'll never understa
Women That Do It For Me And That I Find Incredibly Sexy
Women Beware
Women Vs Men
HER DIARY Tonight I thought he was acting weird. We had made plans to meet at a bar to have a drink. I was shopping with my friends all day long, so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late, but he made no comment. Conversation wasn’t flowing so I suggested that we go somewhere quiet so we could talk. He agreed but he kept quiet and absent. I asked him what was wrong; he said nothing. I asked him if it was my fault that he was upset. He said it had nothing to do with me and not to worry. On the way home I told him that I loved him, he simply smiled and kept driving. I can’t explain his behavior; I don’t know why he didn’t say, “I love you too.” When we got home I felt as if I had lost him, as if he wanted nothing to do with me anymore. He just sat there and watched T.V. he seemed distant and absent. Finally, I decided to go to bed. About 10 minutes later he came to bed, and to my surprise he responded to my caress and we made love, but I still felt
Women
There is an inner beauty about a woman who believes in herself, who knows she is capable of anything that she puts her mind to. There is a beauty in the strength and determination of a woman who follows her own path, who isn't thrown off by obstacles along the way. There is a beauty about a woman whose confidence comes from experiences; who knows she can fall, pick herself up, and move on.
Women And Military Men
Not Sure Who Wrote It... This is for the women that are waking up at 6 a.m. every morning, laying out clothes and packing lunches for those small precious children that they have been left alone to care for. This is for the pregnant military wife wondering if her husband will make it home in time to watch their miracle happen. This is for the childless military wife, living in a town or on a camp alone where she is a complete stranger to her surroundings. This is for the women that feel like a spare part when they go out with their friends and their husbands. This is for the military wife that canceled all her plans to wait by the phone, and even though the phone broke up and cut off every time you spoke to him you waited anyway. This is to recognize the woman that felt like she was dying inside when he said he had to go, but smiled for him anyway. This is for those of you that are faithfully in that long line at the post office once a month, handling 2 larg
Women Over 40
In case you missed it on 60 Minutes, this is what Andy Rooney thinks about women over 40: 60 Minutes Correspondent Andy Rooney (CBS) As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all. Here are just a few reasons why: A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask, "What are you thinking?" She doesn't care what you think. If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it. She does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting. Women over 40 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they think they can get away with it. Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know what it's like to be unappreciated. Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40. Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman
Women Anger Me... Lol
ok i just have to get this off my chest.... why is it that when a women changes her mind everything is suppose to be in the world... yet if a male changes his mind ohh all hell will break loose if women dont agree with it... i dont fuckin get it... is this some sort of payback for the "double standard"?? the double standard being if a girl sleeps around she's a whore, but if a male does it's just accepted by society... i just dont get it though... no matter who you are if you make plans fuckin keep them.. dont change your mind and leave people hanging... tired of that shit... No offence to any females out there... but damn girls make up your mind and keep it that way... you all change your thoughts and plans more then you do your clothes... anyways... if any females can prove me wrong on this then by all means i'm open to listen... till then i think i'll just become a monk and leave in peace...........................
Womens Study
There is a new study just released by the American Psychiatric Association about women and how they feel about their asses. The results are pretty interesting: 1. 5% of women surveyed feel their ass is too big. 2. 10% of women surveyed feel their ass is too small. 3. The remaining 85% say they don't care; they love him; he's a good man and they would have married him anyway.
Women
This was written by Andy Rooney from CBS 60 Minutes. He says: "As I grow in age, I value women who are over 30 most of all. Here are just a few reasons why: A woman over 30 will never wake you in the middle of the night to ask, "What are you thinking?" She doesn't care what you think. If a woman over 30 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it. She does something she wants to do. And, it's usually something more interesting. A woman over 30 knows herself well enough to be assured in who she is, what she is, what she wants and from whom. Few women past the age of 30 give a damn what you might think about her or what she's doing. Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it. A woman over 30 has the self-assurance to introduce you to her women friends. A
Women Make Me Sick!
women deserve to be puked pee'd and shit on! then have their heads shoved in a toilet
Women Cant Live With Them Cant Live Without Them!!
Women cant live with them and cant live without them, so i guess us men are screwed in that aspect but it does go both ways though!!, anyways you all have a great weekend, its suppose to be storming here so I dunno bout this weekendm hugs and kisses to all you sexy ladies on fubar, have a great weekend :), muahz bye ttyl.
Women
Is there a woman who can be 100% truthfull??? Is there a woman who can tell you how she feels? Is there a woman who wants a man to allways be there? Is there a woman who wants a guy thats does everything right? Is there a woman who wants that guy to devote all of his time and energy into making her the happiest woman in the world? Is there a woman who can be 100% truthfull??? Is there a woman who can tell you how she feels? Is there a woman who wants a man to allways be there? Is there a woman who wants a guy thats does everything right? Is there a woman who wants that guy to devote all of his time and energy into making her the happiest woman in the world? Let me save you fuckers some time... The answer is D. None of the above. That is what every woman thinks she wants until she gets it, then when she has it there is no pity factor. Pity Factor - A term used broadly to describe what a woman wants. i.e. If at the end of the she doesnt have a reason to bitch at you,
Women
hey ladies please explain to me what the difference is between hearing a women and listening to a women. your answers are greatly appreciated. that rated me and commented me, thanks alot i appreciate it. you women are the sweetest and kindest. you guys are the reason why i smile every day. thanks again ladies you guys are awesome. u r the most amazing women i ever met. u bring happiness and joy to me. ur eyes , ur lips, ur face, etc. shows true beauty.so does ur personality. any guy would be happy to have u as a friend.it is women like u that makes this world go round and round.
Women
Women
Women Talk
1.) FINE: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right, and you need to shut up. 2.) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means half an hour. Don't be mad about this, it is just the same 5 minutes you use when it's your turn to help do things around the house. 3.) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine (see #1). 4.) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It! 5.) Loud Sigh: This is not actually a word but a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing . (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.) 6.) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. "That's okay" means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how a
Women
------------------Girls-------------- -----------are like apples------ -------on trees. The best ones----- -----are at the top of the tree.----- ---The boys dont want to reach--- --for the good ones because they-- -r afraid of falling and getting hurt.- -Instead, they get the rotten apples- from the ground that arent as good, but easy. So the apples up top think something wrong w/ them when in -reality they're amazing. They just-- ---have to wait for the right boy to ---- come along, the one who's- ----------- brave enough to----- ---------------climb all--------- ---------------the way-------- --------------to the top-------- -------------of the tree.--------- Someday when my children are old enough to understand the logic that motivates a parent, I will tell them, as my Mean Mom told me: I loved you enough . . . to ask where you were going, with whom, and what time you would be home. I loved you enough to be silent and le
Women
Women Vs. Girls
Grown Women Girls want to control the man in their life. Grown women know that if he's truly hers, he doesn't need controlling. Girls check you for not calling them. Grown women are too busy to realize you hadn't. Girls are afraid to be alone. Grown women revel in it-using it as a time for personal growth. Girls ignore the good guys. Grown women ignore the bad guys. Girls make you come home. Grown women make you want to come home. Girls leave their schedule wide-open and wait for a guy to call and make plans. Grown women make their own plans and nicely tell the guy to get in where he fits. Girls worry about not being pretty and/or good enough for their man. Grown women know that they are pretty and/or good enough for any man. Girls try to monopolize all their man's time (i.e., don't want him hanging with his friends). Grown women realize that a lil' bit of space makes the 'together time' even more special-and goes to kick it with her own
Women Are Funny Creatures
Its funny how some women on here will put pictures on their profiles that are rated nsfw and honestly expect men to NOT want to look or to even ask to look. Its like putting a big fat juicy steak in front of a dog that hasnt eaten in a week and expect that dog not to try and eat it. (and yes I do realize that I just compaired men to dogs lol). Now I was married to a woman that actually looked for any reason possible to bitch about something, she was later diagnosed with a mild form of schizophrenia. Hmmmm. Well I guess the one thing that we all can probably agree on is that we will never understand the opposite sex. Like why a man would actually want to see NSFW pictures of women or why women would put them out for men to ask to see so they can bitch about it when it happens. Life is a funny thing.
Women And Football
Contrary to what some men might think, there are women who like Football. I am one.....I LOVE Football. Being Canadian, I of course love the CFL. GO Alouettes GO!!!!!. But after the CFL season ends, I am all NFL. My Sundays are devoted to flipping the channels, it's tough to watch 3 games at the same time. Chicken wings, beer, popcorn are my companions, plus Kim my roomate of course. We scream, we cheer, we complain, we laugh and we have a blast. My favorite teams, now that will make some of you go.....Huh???? I absolutely love the Saints. The Colts, the Patriots and the Giants are also some of my favorite teams. And NO, I don't watch the game only for the great looking asses out there. I know, love, understand the game and I am crazy about Football. Enough said.
Women Over 40
In case you missed it on 60 Minutes, this is what Andy Rooney thinks about women over 40. 60 Minutes Correspondent Andy Rooney (CBS) As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all. Here are just a few reasons why: A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask, "What are you thinking?" She doesn't care what you think. If a woman ov er 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it. She does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting. Women over 40 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they think they can get away with it. Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know what it's like to be unappreciated. Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40. Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a wo
Women Are Phenominal........... ;-)
A little boy asked his mother, "Why are you crying?" "Because I'm a woman," she told him. "I don't understand," he said. His Mom just hugged him and said, "And you never will." Later the little boy asked his father, "Why does mother seem to cry for no reason?" "All women cry for no reason," was all his dad could say. The little boy grew up and became a man, still wondering why women cry. Finally he put in a call to God. When God got on the phone, he asked, "God, why do women cry so easily?" God said: "When I made the woman she had to be special. I made her shoulders strong enough to carry the weight of the world, yet gentle enough to give comfort I gave her an inner strength to endure childbirth and the rejection that many times comes from her children. I gave her a hardness that allows her to keep going when everyone else gives up, and take care of her family through sickness and fatigue with out complaining. I gave her the sensitivity to
Women..
Ok first off. Please understand this is nothing personal. This is all based on frustration. What the hell do you want from me? You say you don't want a guy that just wants sex. Yet I hear left and right that pretty much Virgins are almost non-existant these days. You say you don't want an asshole. Yet the bottom line is you date them anyway. If you don't want them then quit dating them. Pick out the nerdiest guy in the room if you have to ya know? You say you want a nice guy but the undisputed fact is it takes an act of the Lord God Almighty for you to actually date one. I'm not an ugly guy, I'm actually decently good looking. But I'm not selfish, I DON'T want it to be all about me. But do beautiful women want any part of me? Not usually. Truth is even though I remain on the side of beautiful women and not against them, they appear a world of contradictions, saying one thing and doing another. So lets get down to it. What do they REALLY want? Obviously wha
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Women
Why females should avoid girls night out after they are married: The other night I was invited out for a night with "the girls." I told my husband that I would be home by midnight. "I promise" were my last words. Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easy. Around 3:00 am and a bit loaded, we piled into a cab and headed for our respective homes Just as I got through the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times. Realizing my husband would probably wake up, I quickly cuckooed another 9 times. I was particularly proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution to cover up my tardiness. (Even when totally smashed...3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos....MIDNIGHT). The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I told him midnight. He didn't raise an eyebrow and continued to read the morning paper. Whew! Got away with that one!! Then he said, "I think we might need a new cuc
Women
I see I'm gonna have to clean up my friends list again, very few drop me a line to Hi!. I'm not here for the rates or the level just to chat and make friends. My friend "can't say who" under threat of deleation! such a sweetheart!, just had a problem with a Wannabe Hero! "I'm in War Hero" type of guy.... you know the type! I have been there and done that! One thing I learned a Looong time ago is that Women are a precious gift to Man and not to take that for granted! If this Character is REALLY in "HERO", he was taught to respect others! If he has a MOTHER, SHE SHOULD HAVE TAUGHT HIM!!!!!!! I'm sorry if I am Venting! I despise "HEROS" that claim things they aren't! If a "HERO" like that ever came across someone who was "there" he should run... WE KNOW who you are! So "HERO" when you "COME BACK FROM THE SANDBOX" come see me.... we can "CHAT" about your "HEROISM"! WHAT EACH KISS MEANS -Kiss on the stomach; I'm ready. -Kiss on the Forehead; I hope we're together forever. -Kiss on the Ea
Women Please Read
We don't care if you talk to other guys. We don't care if you're friends with other guys. But when you're sitting next to us, and some random guy walks into the room and you jump up and tackle him, without even introducing us, yeah, it pisses us off. It doesn't help if you sit there and talk to him for ten minutes without even acknowledging the fact that we're still there. We don't care if a guy calls >OR TEXTS< you, but at 2 in the morning we do get a little concerned. Nothing is that important at 2 a.m. that it can't wait till the morning. Also, when we tell you you're pretty/ beautiful/ gorgeous/ cute/ stunning, we freaking mean it. Don't tell us we're wrong. We'll stop trying to convince you. The sexiest thing about a girl is confidence. Yeah, you can quote me. Don't be mad when we hold the door open. Take Advantage of the mood im in. let us pay for you! dont "feel bad" We enjoy doing it. It's expected. Smile and say "thank you."
Women Should Have
A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ... enough money within her control to move out and rent a place of her own, even if she never wants to or needs to... A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ... something perfect to wear if the employer, or date of her dreams wants to see her in an hour... A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE .. a youth she's content to leave behind.... A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ... a past juicy enough that she's looking forward to retelling it in her old age.... A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ..... a set of screwdrivers, a cordless drill, and a black lace bra... A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ... one friend who always makes her laugh... and one who lets her cry... A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE .... a good piece of furniture not previously owned by anyone else in her family... A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ... eight matching plates, wine glasses with stems, and a recipe for a meal, that will make her guests feel honored... A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ... a feeling of control ove
Women Are Wierd!
Well, I am convinced that this place is just like going to a real bar. If you don't get drunk and get nasty and rude with the women, they want nothing to do with you. What is it that women enjoy about being verbally abused by some freakin drunk, and mauled and pawed by that drunk --- what is it about that scenero that turns women on? It's downright stupid on their part to tolerate that kind of abuse!! But they seem to love it!! So for my part ladies, if you like that sh*T and it turns you on, just stay away from me cause I am not into treating women that way!! It is really stupid!! A guy comes in here and all I see from the folks already here is "FAN ME, FRIEND ME, RATE ME!" Ok, so you do that and you get a few points. The women accept your friend request because (I think) they get points for that. But do they send you a request back? Do they rate you? Hell no! You'd think if the broad lives in California and the guy is in New york, that she wouldn't be afraid of him being
Women
Women Work
Pretty women wonder where my secret lies. I'm not cute or built to suit a fashion model's size But when I start to tell them, They think I'm telling lies. I say, It's in the reach of my arms The span of my hips, The stride of my step, The curl of my lips. I'm a woman Phenomenally. Phenomenal woman, That's me. I walk into a room Just as cool as you please, And to a man, The fellows stand or Fall down on their knees. Then they swarm around me, A hive of honey bees. I say, It's the fire in my eyes, And the flash of my teeth, The swing in my waist, And the joy in my feet. I'm a woman Phenomenally. Phenomenal woman, That's me. Men themselves have wondered What they see in me. They try so much But they can't touch My inner mystery. When I try to show them They say they still can't see. I say, It's in the arch of my back, The sun of my smile, The ride of my breasts, The grace of my style. I'm a woman Phenomenally. Phenomenal woman, That's me.
Women In Hats
Women In Hats
Women R Sluts And Tramps
women are all talk an no action, fucin whores
Women Friends
THIS SAYS IT ALL: Time passes. Life happens. Distance separates. Children grow up. Jobs come and go. Love waxes and wanes. Men don't do what they're supposed to do. Hearts break. Parents die. Colleagues forget favors. Careers end. BUT......... Sisters are there, no matter how much time and how Many miles are Between you. A girl friend is never farther away Than needing her can reach. When you have to walk that lonesome valley and you Have to walk it by yourself, the women in your life Will be on the valley's rim, cheering you on, Praying for you, pulling for you, intervening on Your behalf, and waiting with open arms at the Valley's' end. Sometimes, they will even break the rules and walk Beside you...Or come in and carry you out. Girlfriends, daughters, granddaughters, Daughters-in-law, sisters, sisters-in-law, Mothers, Grandmothers, aunties, nieces, cousins, and extended Family, all bless our life! The world
Women
Women First let me start by saying that not all women are bad and I know this to be true. But it seems to me that I can only find the bad ones. It seems that I get the one that likes to play games with you feelings, and toss you aside when they are done with you, until there ready to play again. Those are the ones I find, the evil and hurtful ones, the ones that have turned me into a bitter, hateful, mistrusting, jaded man. I use to think that there was someone out there for me; I no longer think that, if she’s out there she’s in hiding, because I sure as hell can’t find her. Now I know that some of you are reading this and think I be hatin on you ladies, quite the opposed! I will admit I don’t know everyone on my list, but the ones I do, I have a lot of respect for. You have always been kind to me, and sweet and buy me rum, rum good!!! You know who you are. I think to my self why can’t I find ones like you here? Who knows but I have decided that I am not going to look anymore, I gi
Women Are Tramps
and a twat and a tramp!! she is also a whore I AM SORRY I DISRESPECTED U. IF U UNBLOCK ME I WILL PERSONALLY APOLOGIZE 2 U I AM SORRY I DISRESPECTED U, I APOLOGIZE LEASE UNBLOCK ME AND I WILL PERSONALLY APOLOGIZE 2 U.
Women
I got sent this as a comment and realized that truer words have not been said. Its not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be: 1.a friend 2.a companion 3.a lover 4.a brother 5.a father 6.a master 7.a chef 8.an electrician 9.a carpenter 10.a plumber 11.a mechanic 12.a decorator 13.a stylist 14.a sexologist 15.a gynecologist 16.a psychologist 17.a pest exterminator 18.a psychiatrist. 19. a healer 20.a good listener 21.an organizer 22.a good father. 23.very clean 24.sympathetic 25.athletic 26.warm 27.attentive 28.gallant 29.intelligent 30.funny 31.creative 32.tender 33.strong 34.understanding 35.tolerant 36.prudent 37.ambitious 38.capable 39.courageous 40.determined 41.true 42.dependable 43.passionate 44.compassionate. Without out forgetting to: 45.give her compliments 46.love shopping 47.be honest 48.be very rich 49.not stress her out 50.not look at other girls=At the same time you must also 51.give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself 52.Give her lots o
Women
11 PEOPLE ON A ROPE Eleven people were hanging on a rope, under a helicopter. 10 men and 1 woman. The rope was not strong enough to carry them all, so they decided that 1 had to leave, because otherwise they were all going to fall. They weren't able to choose that person, until the woman gave a very touching speech. She said that she would voluntarily let go of the rope, because, as a woman, she was used to giving up everything for her husband and kids or for men in general, and was used to always making sacrifices with little in return. As soon as she finished her speech, all the men started clapping ....... SEND TO INTELLIGENT WOMEN, SO THAT THEY HAVE SOMETHING TO SMILE ABOUT TODAY !! AND ALSO TO MEN WHO CAN HANDLE THIS!!!
Women..clever Evil Witches!!!!
A woman & a man are involved in a car accident on a snowy, cold Monday morning. Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them are hurt. God works in Mysterious ways. After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, "So you're a man. That's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but we're unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days". Flattered, the man replies, "Oh yes, I agree with you completely, this must be a sign from God!" The woman continues, "And look at this, here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune." Then she hands the bottle to the man. The man nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman.. The woman takes the bottle and immediately
Women Who Sleep With My Cheating Dad And Think Its Okay
Women Hater
Women That Are Losers !!
i find that women on fubar just flat out lies saying o i love you and blu blu blu and trys to make guys out a joke what comes around goes around so if you are one of them women news flash your time is coming bitch !!!!!!! for the 6 months i been on fubar i seen alot of women thinks their god's gift to men lmao if they only know we laugh behind their back and us guys think of something else about them kind of women their nothing but whores and wants to be i guess these women think that thier all that and plus some i bet you 9 out of 10 their really bad in bed and like deid fucks.
Women
why do women make things so hard?its like they say 1 thing but mean another.another thing i wanna know ladies is how much verbal abuse can a women take b4 she breaks down completely?
Women
A WOMAN'S PERFECT BREAKFAST She's sitting at the table with her gourmet coffee. Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box. Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week. Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl. And her husband is on the back of the milk carton. Keep reading-they get better!!! WOMEN'S REVENGE "Cash, check or charge?" I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase. As she fumbled for her wallet , I noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse. "So, do you always carry your TV remote?" I asked. "No," she replied, "but my husband refused to come shopping with me, and I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him legally." UNDERSTANDING WOMEN (A MAN'S PERSPECTIVE) I know I'm not going to understand women. I'll never understand how you can take boiling hot wax,pour it onto your upper thigh, rip the hair out by the root,and still be afraid of a spider. MARRIAGE SEMINAR While
Women Over 40
In case you missed it on 60 Minutes, this is what Andy Rooney thinks about women over 40: 60 Minutes Correspondent Andy Rooney (CBS) As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all. Here are just a few reasons why: A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask, "What are you thinking?" She doesn't care what you think. If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it. She does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting. Women over 40 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they think they can get away with it. Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know what it's like to be unappreciated. Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40. Once you get past a
Womens Worth
THE WORLD'S MOST DANGEROUS PEOPLE are the clever and Attractive ones with the very wrong ideas. I"LL FACE REALITY WHEN I COME TO IT But not a moment sooner CIRCUMSTANCES BROUGHT US TOGETHER But soon our love don't need circumstances any more. a mountain high and clouds above he takes me to this place i follow him, anticipating my heart a frenzied pace and thru the clearing we stand alone the view before us grand he turns to me and pulls me close and intertwine our hands i gaze into those lapis eyes and lose myself complete and kiss his lips and squeeze him tight driven by my pounding heartbeat so sweet his kiss, so hot his breath our tongues twirling, teasing fast our hands embracing, tugging clothes
Women
why are some women afraid of clowns? im dying to know ladies
Women
to all the ladies that blocked me, what the fuck? i havent done shit to any of you, so what gives? and they say women arent cruel, yeah right
Women Read This
Are you afraid that you are becoming one of those women men leave? At every turn in your relationship, does he threaten to leave you or do you constantly argue with him about the smallest of things? Sometimes women push men away because; well they just are not good for us. But other times we fall back into bad habits and get left, which just hurts. If you are afraid your man is ready to leave you, rest easy because we a have few pointers to make sure you never become like the women men leave. Believe it or not, there are only a handful of reasons that certain women seem to always get left and with careful planning you can make sure you never become one of those women. Get a life of your own! Independence is one of the major reasons men leave, or lack of as it turns out. Often as women, we get so caught up in our love lives that we lose our independent selves and want to spend every waking minute with our man. Unfortunately, clinging for dear life to a man is not the quickest path to
Women...
how can something so beautiful cause one so much pain, I loved her so much, and she said the same of me. but in the end love was not enough to keep us together. The immense love we shared evidently did not have the strength to keep us together, i was blind sided by the whole thing, everything revolved around her, i did everthing i could to hang on, but i learned to let it all go, the pain still lingers, but it shouldn't be hard to move on should it? there is so much to life out there to be depressed, so off i go to figure out my the rest of my life and hopefully meet some new and interesting, new and interesting meaning sick and twisted, people to enjoy the ride.
Women
i just want 2 know why u blocked me u spinless twat?
Women
with their boyfrineds or are thinking about leaving his sorry ass.their is one way how you can hurt a guy emotionally, ladies. if you really wanna get back at him. if you really wanna know then you have to hit me up in the shoutbox. and a skank ass tramp
Women Suck
you women are soo full of shit. and you guys are all cunts and sluts! why do you whores make things complicated
Women And Men
"I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy." * Tom Clancy "You know "that look" women get when they want sex?...... Me neither." * Steve Martin "Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand." * Woody Allen "Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night." * Rodney Dangerfield "There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 500SL." * Lynn Lavner "Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope." * George Burns "Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships." * Sharon Stone "My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch." * Jack Nicholson Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is." * Barbara Bush "Ah, yes, Di
Women, Wtf?
So, I'm just wondering: is it really so much to ask of women, or even guy friends for that matter, to keep in touch from time to time? I'm a simple man, I just want a woman to know that I care about her, and that she at least cares mildly about me. Be that just a simple text or 5-minute phone call whenever. The fact that I've been proverbially "stood up" so many times from people who say they'll "call me back" or "get back to me" is completely ludicrous. I can withstand that up to twice from a single person, the third time, I start to think they're deliberately ignoring me or whatever. SHIT, I wouldn't even care if they just were busy, but if they got back to me the next day or whenever at least say "hey I was busy, sorry I didn't get back to you" I'd be perfectly fucking fine! BUT THAT NEVER HAPPENS. So seriously, guys need attention just like women do, we need to know that the people we care about at LEAST care about us, so am I actually asking too much from them? really? Just
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Women
just cause sum 1 rates u a 5 you gotta cry like a little bitch? get over it tramp!
Women
if any of you leave nasty comments in my shoutbox or disrespect me i will doenrate , degrade and humiliate ur ass on here got it? im in dying need of sum fubucks. willing to do anything 4 it. please help me out ladies
Women
THAT'S RIGHT MY TYPE OF WOMEN! THIS IS MY SECTION TO DESCRIBE MY IDEAL WOMEN! 5'4- 5'6 beautifull skin is a must, Stands out from the rest of the other women Brunette preferred,but blonde also Hazel or brown eyes 115-135 lbs works out accent( preferred) comes from different backgrounds zero tolerance for racists educated likes to travel read spontaneous career driven sense of humor dress like a lady but still down to earth dance a love for undergorund dance music( not a must) loyal non smoker preferred loves children knows how to dress with style you can have your own style dress any way you like. just be creative with it your past is your past. i don't what happen before me. there is a reason why you left and were the future! very erotic!
Women On Fubar
WHY IS IT WHEN U WRIGHT SOME WOMEN ON HERE THEY DONT EVEN ANOLOGE THAT U EXCICST I THINK THATS RUDE IF THE GUY IS TRYING TO BE NICE TO THE GIRL.
Women R Cunts
Women
I am trying to build a playlist to put up in my stash and all and I am trying to do it from music on my computer I have been to project playlist and did what it said there as far as signing up now it is finding out the rest. I have had a couple people tell me to change to html not sure what that is since I am a newbie and trying hard to learn this in a short period of time any other help would be greatly taken. Also all the music I have on the CPU is taken from CD's does that matter? I was kept up all night by the same girl calling me every 10 minutes wanting to talk I told her that there is nothing to discuss I am done with her and I am sticking to my guns. Yeah we had some good times but we had more bad than good. I would like to thank all that is helping out a newbie. Trying to build up myself is hard alone so with all of your help I am going to make in a short period of time. Keep it coming and again thanks

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