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Turning 21
What I'd like for my birthday is to spend the day with Ashton but I don't for see that happening.....damn work schedule... Other then that I want gas money for my car. Please copy and fill out the following. Name: Age: Height: Gender: Why you want to be my pillow: Do you also make a good chair and/or blanket?: I'll be turning 21 on July 23rd this year. My friends want to know what I want for my birthday. Do I want to go to the gay bar, get trashed and watch the drag shows like Kim did? Do I want to go to clubbing and get fucked up like Brandon? I have no idea. I'm a pretty boring person and don't go out very much but I want to do something kick ass for my 21st. So any suggestions people?

Turning 50
Wow, its finally here, on Thursday Aug 21, I turned 50. I am amazed at the fact that I made it this far and I am truly excite about being 50. I feel my journey to get here has been a wonderful learning experience. I have had trials and tribulations as many do but I have tried to look at each experience as a learning tool that has made me the person I am. Although I will be 50, I know my learning is not done and I am looking forward to continuing the journey in this life. I hope the path I take from here will bring new and positive people in my life and I will make new friends along the way. As I end my blog today, I leave with this thought. I only have control over today, Yesterday is gone and tomorrow has yet to arrive. So I will work on making today the best day I can have. Until next time, May you have peace in your life so love can fill your soul. Gg

Turning Point
ok so from now on its just gonna be me and my kids that matter to me in life. The reason is quite simple - there is not one single man out there who is worthy of being acquainted with me. Dated one for over nine months and had fight after fight after fight and always made up. Now this evening my time, i try talking to him on yahoo only to get told he's tired and going to bed. Instinct told me to check something and lo and behold he was online. I don't want any one telling me stuff about time, he was online for a good twenty minutes after he told me he was tired. I aint gonna mention the place he was but lets just say that nearly every friend he has is female and nearly every femal friend has sent him gifts. Lets just say that I was soon replaced. If you are a male species thinking of jumping in to my life, please think again because as i say my kids matter most now. Most men i have had relationships with have turned out to be playas and cheats. This last one was good at hiding but now

Turn My Frown Around
IM FEELING SAD NEED SOME CHEERING UP 184K TO HENCHMAN ALL THE FRIENDS I HAVE & STILL NOT GETTING HELP LEVELING RATE/FAN/ADD, BLING ME ~*~Boopmebaby*Brunette Diva's Club* {Fu Angel} * Fu Bombers NO BLANK FRIEND REQUEST ACCEPTED@ fubar PLEASE I NEED THE HELP I'VE GIVEN BACK 1ST 5 PPL TO DROP 100 11 RATES @ (HH) I'LL GIVE 5 CREDIT BLING PM me when u start & finish RANDOM CREDIT BLINGS FOR MOST HELP I RETURN ALL LUV SHOWN 4 U OR FRIEND TURN MY FROWN AROUND

Turning Over A New Leaf
After 5 years of rebelious behavior towards my family I think I'm finally starting to settle down. The past couple of years I felt like I needed a man to settle down with, but I've realized that I have to settle down with myself before I can settle down with someone else. I think subconsiously I've always known this, but it's hard to fight that lonely feeling, especially when you see all your friends getting married and starting thier lives. I hate that it took a dui for me to finally realize it was time to slow down, but after almost 6 months thru probation and not having a license and all the other life changing events that have gone on I've finally realized that I'm almost 24 years old, I need to grow up and start my own life as well. I've quit smoking, I don't drink NEAR as much as I used to, and I've finally gotten signed up for college. I start back in January, and I'm excited to see where this new road takes me. Hello... I'm going to tell you the story of how i fucked u

Turn Me On
Turn Me On Well after life discussions about what does and does not turn me on I figured the easiest way to address this fact would be thorugh my writings. I am sure that many do not want to hear it or read it so my suggestion to you is to skip it, move on. I am by no means a shallow person, so looks and looks alone do not make someone attractive to me, nor do they make a person whole or complete. There are so many other qualities and features which must be present. It is true that the inner qualities are the best, but sometimes these do not always come out until after you get to know someone. This is why there must be some sort of physical attraction to the opposite sex. You honestly do not want to go through life with someone that in the back of your head you are repulsed by, even though they may have other qualities which you admire and find soothing to you. So we will start with the phsyical qualities. Like I said anyone who has spent any amount of time near me or t

Turn My Black Roses Red
There once was this girl, she was shy and felt like an outcast to the world. Her eyes used to be so full of life, vibrant and beautiful like the colors of the rainbow. She faced many obstacles within her life. When she was a child she was in a world where make believe and dreaming co-existed, where there were no worries everything was carefree and simple. Her childhood was filled with surprises and wonderful adventures. Her childhood dream was to be a princess who would be saved by her knight in shining armor. As she grew older make believe became non-existent and her dreams were of finding true love and having a life full of happiness. She faced difficult situations where feelings of heartache and betrayal roamed freely. Rumors cut through her soul like a knife and her relationships would end in tears flowing and her heart shattered into a million pieces scattered all over her bedroom floor. Lies and deceit reigned over her and she dwelled on the lies of others and wondered why the

Turn The Page
As the door closes on an old chapter of life a new one begins .......This one is different than i have ever started b4 i am not sure where i am going or what lies ahead all i know is this begins in the morning ........i am so tired of the road i do not know what to do all i want is to go home but i can not at this time ......................work is slow even in my bussiness its so crazy and things are getting tough but as always i shall survive ..................... I LOVE YOU TINY AS I BACK THE OLD RED DODGE UNDER MY 5 TH WHEEL AND DECIDE THAT HOME IS SOMEWHERE ELSE I FEEL NERVOUS LIKE A CHILD YET AS THE MAN I AM MY WORDS ARE WHAT THEY ARE GOTTA GIVE SOME CREDIT BUT NOT AS MUCH AS YOU MAY THINK FOR TURMOIL IS AMONGST AS WELL AS THE BITTER COLD AWAITS ME AND THE HEAT OF PASION RISES WITHIN MY SOUL I AM FINISHED HERE SO BE IT AND BEHIND ME I LEAVE NOTHING BUT FOOT PRINTS AS I MOVE ON ..INTO WHATEVER LIES AHEAD AND I DO IT FAITHFULLY ...WITH BUT A FEW WORDS I SAY AS THE LAST NIGHT HER

Turn Offs
I don't care for guys with huge egos. Otherwise, it just depends on the person in general. I am sure I have turn offs but it just depends on the person. Obviously you have to have some attraction to a person but attraction varies in different ways and the same can be said for being unattracted to somebody.

Turn The Tables Back
So many times people fall in love and believe just about every thing their mate says to them. And why shouldnt they right? Wrong!! I dont know what it is but some times you just have to wonder what makes a good loving realationship sour. You go through, many experiences with different mates, some dont last long, some just rip your dam heart out, some just make you want to rip your dam hair out. You put so much into the friendship/realationship only to be handed your ass. You go through your brain trying to figure out, was it something I said? done?. But you cant find anything that would cause such a nasty break up. Chances are you haven't. People when they want out of the realationship with you, just make up an excuse to bail. They dont have a dam clue as to just be open and honest and tell it like it is. Sometimes, you just have to hurt to be kind. Then sighhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, you get a poor person that is left holding their heart in their hand and wondering w

Turn It Around
sometime this world is tuff on us all ,we feel that there is nothing that we can do to complement us.it that moment we have to as for help thats where i'm at in life but i know that i can turn it around with his help...

Turning Points
What is the point where a positive attitudeturns into wishful thinking?When sipping becomesdrinking?When lust changes to love?When busts become bosoms?Where do blossoms turn to flowers which last a few brief hours?Then hours turn into daysand time becomes a maze?When does maize become corn?And corn turn into porn?Does porn become art when we go back to the start,and see it's all just wishful thinkingintertwined with heavy drinking?

Turn This Raksha Bandhan Festival Into A Colorful One
Few things in life are there, that makes life beautiful, and relationships are certainly priority among them. Unconditional love and care are the pillars that make a relationship stand firm, and really the terms that you share with your siblings top that list. Rakshabandhan lets you have the opportunity to greet their presence in life, and it's GiftsToIndia.Com that has hosted plenty of collections to make this sacred event a worth appraising one. You just guide yourself towards www.gifts-to-india.com/rakhi.asp to enjoy the shopping for your most beloved brother or sister, and the various sub segments, covering the brilliantly floral crafts, mouthwatering dishes, stylish and designer apparels, and most importantly, Rakhi threads in numerous categories, from ordinary ones to the designer ones, will surely blow up your minds. Combination gift offering is the specialty that GiftsToIndia.Com is known for, and your Rakhi celebration will surely be an worth mesmerizing one with our Rakhi spe

Turn On Your Light?
If you havent alraedy seen this on FB...TURN ON YOUR LIGHT FOR CAYLEE ANTHONEY...we are supposed to be turning on porch lights for her...Ok thats fine..BUT Why not turn your porch lights off. Take that money that you're funneling into the electric company and donate it here instead...they could do a lot more good than your local electric company! Visit The National Center for Missing & Exploited Children https://secure.missingkids.com/missingkids/servlet/DonationServlet

Turn Around
Well, the party was a roaring success...in the case of some people, roaring drunk might be a more apt description...some people got really fucked up on saturday. Me, i was the soberest person there...albeit a bit tweaked on 6 1/2 cans of Mt. Dew Voltage...it was fucked up, but pretty decent. H was there...but things went wrong. I mean, try having some drunken asshole dump two pitchers of water on you, and see how YOU feel. I tried to help her, goddammit, but she wouldn't let me. I want to help her, dammit, but I can't if she keeps shutting me out. My mother has, on occasion, tried persuading H of the benefits of dating a certain someone. I'd like to, but she's just not looking. i fear she may get back with JP, the asshole who struck her. now apparently she dumped him because he didn't want to have sex with her...is that any reason to dump a guy? Fine. Truth be told, i was told this while JP was sitting right next to her...ah fuck it.I'm a very lonely man...very friendly, but ver

Turn-ons
My idea for this blog... is to basically get feedback. I think there are certain spot on a woman that turn them on more than others... I (through experience only) have located several. - kiss on the back of the neck -kiss behind the ear -kiss the shoulder -touch or kiss the lower back area -kiss or touch the elbow or knee cap. and of course combination of them. Like I said these are my experiences.... I would like to know what other think about this... any places I am forgetting or yet to discover... thanks.

Turned Into A Song
Never cared for school, or the golden rule, Papa always used to say I was a useless fool. So I left my home, to show em they was wrong, headed out on the road, just singing my songs, and a sunny day, would barely look my way, and everything I had dreamed of, it was away. Money, Girls and cars, smoking long cigars, and I took the first plane home so papa would see. When I came Home to show em they was wrong. All I found was 2 tombstones. Somebody tell me please, was I right or wrong? Oh such a sad song. First I got lost, then I Had found, that the ones that I loved, were in the ground. Somebody tell me please, was I right or wrong? If there's any way that you can hear what i say, Papa I never meant to do you wrong. all the money, girls and cars, all the drugs and long cigars, Papa I just want you to know it couldn't take your place. When I came home, to show em they was wrong, all that i found there was 2 tombstones. Somebody tell me please, was I right or wrong?Oh such a sad song. Fir

Turpentine....
A little boy was sitting on the curb with a gallon of Turpentine, shaking it up and watching the bubbles. A while later a Priest came along and asked the little boy what he had. The little boy replied, "This is the most powerful liquid in the world, it's called turpentine." The Priest said, "No, the most powerful liquid in the world is Holy Water. If you take some of this Holy Water and rub it on a pregnant women's belly, she'll pass a healthy baby." The little boy replied, "You take some of this here turpentine and rub it on a cat's ass and he'll pass a Harley Davidson."

Turpentine Vs Holy Water
A little boy was sitting on the curb with a gallon of Turpentine, shaking it up and watching the bubbles. A little while later, a Priest came along and asked the little boy what he had. The little boy replied, "This is the post powerful liquid in the world, it's called Turpentine." The priest said, "No, the most powerful liquid in the world is Holy Water. If you take some of this Holy Water and rub it on a pregnant woman's belly, she'll pass a healthy baby." The little boy replied, "You take some of this here Turpentine, and rub it on a cat's ass and he'll pass a Harley Davidson." Meowww !! Blessed Be ...Boo xo

Turtlesymbiote
my first video blog _ so i'm dwead nowAdd to My Profile | More Videos everday i walk up and look a my phone to see if what time it is and hoping i got a call or tex but no call or tex. i get up thenk my day can't get any wheros but then i go all day with out get a call im tex or email. i hate going to bed feel alown and waking up the same way. hell i don't know why i right this thing no reads them and is thay do thay don't comment bolg about bandsAdd to My Profile | More Videos

Turtle Spotlight
Today in the Turtle spotlight (hey! It's a free spotlight!!!), we have a dude that rated Wurtle Dee Do's profile a 1. Anyone wanna pay him a visit?!? :D Turtle style? I like bombing pix and profile comments. bwah hah hahhhhhhhh If you don't know whom Wurtle Dee Do is, she's Wild Harleys RL Babygirl. Here's dude's link. Stop by and "say hello." Tell him Turtle sent ya. :P vic lounge owner of: what ever to talk about@ fubar PS... Dude likes to hide behind a fake picture. His salute's available though. (copied from my bully... I cheatz :D) My delightfully sweet, wonderful, intelligent fu-owner (the bestest in fu-land) is less than 300K from leveling to Godfather!!!! Love him up and I'll quit sucking up. :P Either way, he's worth the time to get to know. He's the best friend you can have. He always has an ear and a shoulder for you... Stop by and tell him how wonderful he is. Clickie on the link and bomb away... LarryB - Alien cats are roaming this Earth@ fuba

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Tuscarora Indian
Where do the Tuscaroras live? The Tuscarora Indians originally lived in North Carolina. But in the early 1700's, many Tuscaroras were killed or enslaved by the British during the Tuscarora War. Most of the survivors moved to New York to live with their northern relatives, the powerful Iroquois Confederacy. Most Tuscarora Indians today live in New York state or across the border in Ontario, but there are some Tuscarora people still living in the Carolinas. Are the Tuscarora Iroquois people? Yes, the Tuscarora tribe became a member of the Iroquois League, or Kanonsionni in their own language ("league of clans.") The other member nations were the Mohawk, the Seneca, the Oneida, the Cayuga, and the Onondaga. The Tuscaroras were the last tribe to join the confederacy. Today these long-term allies call themselves the Haudenosaunee ("people of the longhouse") or Six Nations. How is the Tuscarora Indian nation organized? The Tuscarora nation had a tribal council chosen by t

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Tushystuff
Well........... From previous blogs that some of you might have read you know that i speak my mind about everything i like and dislike about this place and in life in general. Today however , im finally going to speak about myself. I been here for 3 years now. Ive seen everything happen in this amount of time and this is probably the first time it has ever happaned to me on that big of scale... I had a melt down. I had a fight with my best friend and that turned on to get me so angry i decided to say fuck it with everything and everyone in here. It wasnt till a couple of days ago that i started to realise that what i did was wrong and i hurt so many people on the way. I also failed to realise how much some people here really care about me and value my friendship to highest of highs. I didnt realise i made so much impact on their lives. Apparently they have on mine as well , cause when i was faced with it today I broke down and felt like a douche for trying to remove t

Tutorials
Step by Step 1. go to http://fubar.com/profile.php 2. change Homestyle View to Original or Power...i like Power cuz it looks cooler. 3. go to your homepage 4. Look by your display picture and you'll see status 5. Click on Customize to create your own status or click on drop arrow to select a default status. 6. If you select your own status, be sure to hit SET

Tutorials For New Lounge Members
How do I make a Salute? Take a photo of yourself with the following information clearly displayed in the photo. 1. Your SCREEN NAME, 2. Your Member ID number, (which is located in the end of your URL address;http://fubar.com/user/1722991 ) 3. AND, the words: fubar The following items will be accepted as a complimentary addition to your salute: You wearing a fubar t-shirt or you in front of your fubar homepage (not your profile page or any other fubar page) that is CLEARLY visible. Photoshopped or any “type” print will NOT be accepted. Grainy and barely legible salutes will NOT be accepted. Salutes placed in a PRIVATE album will NOT be accepted. Examples of acceptable salutes: HERE ARE THE STEPS TO TAKE: WELCOME STAFF AND ANGELS..... HERE IS WHAT U NEED TO DO TO GET ON CAM.. FIRST GO TO CLICK HERE! this is where you use the cam info that was sent to you for each cam in the lounge and the password for loggin to ustream n

Tutorials
This tutorial was written for those who have a working knowledge of PSP. Supplies Needed:PSP XI Image of your choice. I am using the awesome art of Josephine Wall, www.josephinewall.co.uk and your Lasso Tool Open the image you want to use layers Promote background layer Choose your lasso tool with the following settings and slowly go around the parts of the image you want to delete see below for example. do it a bit at a time and you will get a neater mist when you have the part you want hit delete the more you press delete the mistier the image will be. keep doing this until you get the image you want. and your done. Now you have your Misted Image how about making the Following tag with it!! Click the image to goto the tutorial. THANKS FOR TRYING MY TUTORIAL This Tutorial was written on 18.09.2008.And the concept of the tutorial is copyrighted.Please feel free to LINK to the tutorial and/or print it out for your personal use, but please do not copy it

Tutorial: How To Be A Cunning Linguist
1) Be Down Don’t go down unless you’re down. Unlike fellatio, cunnilingus can never be done as a favor. Doing it when you don’t want to will only bring on the dry heaves. Eat like a pig at the trough and a lot of stupid mistakes get forgiven. 2) Don’t Say Hi to Dry A dry pussy is an unhappy pussy. If your fingers graze a dry bush, go back to the kissing and hugging for awhile. Just make sure you actually dip your finger between the lips. Sometimes moisture gets trapped between the labia and a little fingerial coaxing is all that’s needed to get the honey dripping. Once you’re sure the beaver is wet, give it a few light, teasing strokes with your finger. There’s nothing worse than rushing into this, so make sure she’s really begging for it before you get under the covers. Extra tip: Be like Prince and bring up a wet finger that both of you can share like a 1950s milkshake with two straws. Important: Don’t play your trump card too

Tutorials In Using Fubar Proficiently When New To Site
HOW TO FIND & REVIEW MY BLOG ENTRIES. You must be on THEIR ( OR MINE) PROFILE page, not YOURS, in order to do this. You won't be able to check NSFW items until you have reached a certain fubar level & are a friend -- and some other requirements?? ? ?. 1. 1/2 way down in the center is an indication "Blogs(nn)", where nn = a number indicating how many total blog entries they from among all categories. 2. Click on that & it gives you a list of blog categories. 3. These are arranged in the order from most recently changed or entered to earliest entered. 4. Click on the first blog category & it gives you a list of blog entries. 5. Click on the first blog entry name. 6. View it & make comments. There is supposed to be a way to also rate it, but I don't know how & that is not a requirement. This should get you started understanding how to find yourself around blog stuff. I HAD TO TRICK YOU TO READ ONE OF MY POEMS, WHICH IS ALSO IN "KI

Tutoring Interests Etc.
********BACKGROUND EDUCATION ETC JUSTIFYING TUTORING ETC. EDUCATION math and computer whiz from the get-go, self-taught people skills M.S. plus in math from Rice University and U. of Chicago, esp in differential topology and mathematics of chaos and catastrophe, in 1970s. One year graduate computer science from U. of Illinois, Urbana. Later, self-taught in 4 systems internals specialties of computer science on the job -- database, operating systems, communications, and financial aid. Almost archaic now. Five religious courses from seminaries over the years, including cross cultural aspects. Self-taught 10 years of studies in cognitive thinking styles and emotional IQ enhancement, with goal to be balanced, co-heir ( see Romans 8: 17 ), and live authentically with integrity as much as allowed to express. Natural poetic tendencies from the get-go. Done in intuitive and spontaneous mode usually, partially using material from recent journal notes. Can mix a

Tutorials
How do I make a Salute? Take a photo of yourself with the following information clearly displayed in the photo. 1. Your SCREEN NAME, 2. Your Member ID number, (which is located in the end of your URL address;http://fubar.com/user/1722991 ) 3. AND, the words: fubar The following items will be accepted as a complimentary addition to your salute: You wearing a fubar t-shirt or you in front of your fubar homepage (not your profile page or any other fubar page) that is CLEARLY visible. Photoshopped or any “type” print will NOT be accepted. Grainy and barely legible salutes will NOT be accepted. Salutes placed in a PRIVATE album will NOT be accepted. Examples of acceptable salutes: HERE ARE THE STEPS TO TAKE:

Tutorial
Ok had alotta people asking me about making flames and flaming texts so here we go ..... Open Photoshop and then click file then new now see image (A) and make your box look exactly as shown (NOTICE TO THE LEFT THE 2 COLORS ARE BLACK AND WHITE WITH WHITE BEING ON TOP) A. After you click ok a black box should appear click on your text tool and add some text see image (B)B. now that your text is typed click on image at the top and then click on Image Rotation now click on 90CW ..... Now that the text is side ways click on filter then click stylize then click on wind see image (C)below C. now click ok until you are out of the filter (if you want to add longer lines u can hold down ctrl and hit the F key until you are happy (i use to hits of the F button)now when you are happy click on filter again then click on distort then click ripple see image (D) below D. now click ok until out of that filter ....now let straighten the text back out again click on image then Image Rotation then click

Tutorial On Online Dating!
Hey FuFriends! Many of the same things work for online flirting that work for “brick and mortar” flirting and all relationships begin with successful flirting. Flirting is an art that requires oozing confidence without being OTT. If you go too far, she will label you “slimy” If you don’t go far enough, she will label you “wimpy”. So how do you achieve that point half way between slimy and wimpy and do it online without using eye contact or body language? All you have is a computer an internet connection and membership in an online dating site, right? 1. Have fun! Be light-hearted, funny and entertaining. Make her eager to talk to you again. Flirting is playful. 2. Ooze confidence. Successful flirts have a positive outlook on life. You need to transmit the “feel good” factor. An optimistic attitude attracts females like honey attracts flies. 3. 3. Compliment her…and do it often and sincerely. Nothing opens

Tutorials
The following vid shows how to create a fubar skin! http://screencast-o-matic.com/watch/cI133eVx7I The vid below explains how to add a youtube video to your page. http://screencast-o-matic.com/watch/cI133eVx7I The vid below explains how to add a music player to your page. http://screencast-o-matic.com/watch/cI130uVx7B

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Tv
TV LAST NIGHT I CAME HOME AND TURN ON THE TV AND IT ALL SEEMED THE SAME TO ME....SO I CONTINUE TO TURN THE CHANNELS IN HOPES TO FIND SOMETHING THAT I HAD YET TO SEE YET AS I CONTINUED TO WATCH I RELIZE THAT EVERY CHANNEL WAS PICTURE OF YOU AND ME IN BLACK AND WHITE AND COLOR TOO IT WAS ALL THE SAME PICTURES OF YOU THE PICTURE OF THE WAY YOU HELD ME IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT WITH THE WINDOW BESIDE US RAISE AND THE GENTLE BREEZE BLOWING AGAINST OUR SKIN AS YOU BEGIN TO PLACE YOUR HAND AGAINST MY FACE AND THEN DOWN TO MY PRIVATE PLACE SO AGAIN I TURN THE TV AN ANOTHER PICTURE TOOK ITS PLACE A PICTURE OF US IN THE RAIN ...THE WETTNESS OF OUR SKIN AS WE TOUCHED EACH OTHER FROM END TO END ...FIRST WITH OUR HANDS THEN WITH OUR TOUNGES AND THEN WITH THE PASSION OF OUR LOVE ...IT STILL CAUSES MY BODY TO SHRIVER SO WET NOW IT HARD FOR ME TO SAY THE THINGS THAT I ENJOYED THE MOST THAT HAPPEN WITH YOU ON THIS DAY ...YOU MOVED MY BODY LIKE IF WE WERE ONE ...YOU EXHALE I INHALE WE

Tv
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Tv Converter Box Coupon Program
At midnight on February 17, 2009, all full-power television stations inthe United States will stop broadcasting in analog and switch to 100%digital broadcasting. Digital broadcasting promises to provide a clearer picture and more programming options and will free up air waves for use by emergency responders. Click on the link below to apply for a converter box. Without it you will not be able to watch "regular" TV after February 17, 2009. https://www.dtv2009.gov/AboutProgram.aspx

Tvd Blog Info
I ASK THAT IF YOU READ THIS LEAVE A COMMENT ABOUT THE BELOW POSTING: TVD HAS BEEN HACKED INTO AND DELETED! I HAVE TEMPORARILY MOVED TO HAVE ANY FURTHER UPDATES AND TO VIEW ALL NEW PICTURES: I am using this as a resource for the community: READ AND SUPPORT MY NEW ACCOUNT I will be removing all of my images from MySpace and re-posting them at the site above. All of my newest updates will be posted at the site above. There is a forum available. If you visit my pervious site link: http://www.vampiredon.net/vampire/ You will see that it is no longer there. It was originally deleted not by me on Sunday 2/24/08. It was deleted out of spite, may or may not be accident yet a confession was offered. TVD is still down due to back end security being jeapordized on Sunday. IT WILL TAKE TIME TO GET TVD BACK UP IT WILL TAKE FUNDS WE DON'T HAVE TO PAY FOR THIS ERROR. ANY AND ALL AMOUNTS DONATED TO BRING TVD BACK TO ITS ORIGINAL GLORY WILL BE HONORED IF Y

Tvd Forum Quizzes
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Tv Isn't Bad
TV isn't bad Current mood: blah The real problem with television is that it doesn't suck. I mean, sure, 95% of it does, but there are plenty of programs which are creative, interesting, funny, dramatic, moving, etc. If there's nothing on, there are countless movies you can rent and watch. The problem is that television gives you the illusion of connection to other people and to the world. No matter how empty and pathetic your own life might be, you can turn on the television and let the stories and emotions wash over you. Movies and tv programs let you get to know their characters in intimate detail, you seem to share the most important experiences of their lives, as they fall in love, fight wars, cure diseases, defeat alien invaders, and so on. But of course, it's a false intimacy. You don't know these people, the characters and events you're vicariously experiencing probably never existed, and even if they did they're still not part of your life and never will b

Tv/movies
Yes! It's the band, Lordi starring in a horror flick! I'm excited to see it! NEW YORK (AP) - Food Network is kicking Emeril Lagasse down a notch. The celebrity chef's "Emeril Live," which has been on the air for 10 years, will cease production Dec. 11, Food Network publicist Carrie Welch told The Associated Press. "However, Emeril is under contract with Food Network," Welch said Tuesday. "We love him, we support him and look forward to a long partnership with him." Welch wouldn't comment on Lagasse's contract. Asked why the show was canceled, she told the AP: "The only reason would be that it hit a ton of television milestones and, you know, all good things come to an end." The Food Network will continue producing Lagasse's "The Essence of Emeril," and he will take part in "specials and other development opportunities in the future," Welch said. The network will also air reruns of "Emeril Live." "I am deeply appreciative to all the unbelievable staff - many

Tv Show
Just wanted to let you all know the season premiere of Extreme Makeover Home Edition is on this Sunday night on ABC. It is a 2 hour show based right here in North Pole, Alaska. I volunteered for 2 days and it was the most wonderful experience ever. Check out my photos in my album for a sneak peek. :)

Tv Shows
IT WAS RUMORED THAT THE CW WASN'T GOING TO BRING BACK ANY OF ITS OLD SHOW BUT THE GAME. I AM GLAD THEY LISTEND TO THE FANS AND BROUGHT BACK SOME OF THE OLD SHOWS ESPECIALLY GIRLFRIENDS. ANY TRUE FAN OF THE SHOW HAS BEEN WAITING A LONG TIME TO SEE JOAN GET MARRIED. ANYWAY HERE IS THE NEW FALL LINE UP FOR 2007-2008!!!! The See-Dub also has greenlighted the following four series: * Gossip Girl: A sudsy teen drama about Manhattan rich kids and the bloggy girl who keeps tabs on them. It's from The O.C. mastermind Josh Schwartz. * Reaper: A dramedy about a bounty hunter for the devil. * Life Is Wild: A drama about a family in South Africa. * Aliens in America: A comedy about a Muslim foreign exchange student living with an American family. For a look at the CW's full fall schedule, read on! The CW's Fall Schedule Monday 8-8:30 p.m. Everybody Hates Chris 8:30-9 p.m. Aliens in America 9-9:30 p.m. Girlfriends 9:30-10 p.m. The Game Tuesday 8-9 p.m.

Tv Shows
What improvements are you really going to make to Empire Strikes Back, Hurley? Empire might be the best genre movie of the past thirty years. It’d make more sense to give George Lucas some help on Return of the Jedi because, as you yourself stated, no one likes Ewoks. The actual reason Hurley was writing Empire, I imagine, is so the Lost writers could use that cutesy play on words in the episode title (”Some Like it Hoth”). Last night was your patented “Let’s take a breather before the stretch run” episode. Lost needs these and, while right now some viewers might be a little disappointed, it makes watching the DVDs much more palatable. You can’t be in fifth gear all the time. I also liked that they didn’t beat around the bush – Miles was obviously Dr. Chang’s son. No need to stretch that mystery out. Besides the very last scene, which brought an old friend back into the fold (finally!), “Some Like it Hoth” was a si

Tv Stuff
Just read on twitter than Peter Serafinowicz will not be making another series of shis sketch show for the BBC. Not entirely sure if this is true, or some kind of joke referencing the news that Jonathan Ross has just announced that he won't be renewing his contract... With Serafinowicz it's often hard to tell. So I popped over to his website to see if he'd said anything on there, and long story short, I ended up getting distracted. This time by the rather excellent Brian Butterfield page... Also, I've stashed a couple of good Serafinowicz clips this morning, plus found his statement about leaving the BBC, which has the embedding turned off, but can be found here : Serafinowicz's website Saw the first two episodes at the weekend. I loved it. Anyone want to organise a Coming Out Party for me? Okay, it IS Wikipedia, but Dear Lord, please tell me that ITV aren't SERIOUSLY considering a celebrity version of The Crystal Maze hosted by AMANDA HOLDEN... *EDIT* Great, found this on

Tvtv - Transylvania Television
A dysfunctional family of misfit monsters try desperately to run an obscure television station deep in Transylvania, with worldwide broadcast power and the ability to reanimate dead TV shows. The Vampire Le Shoc is king of his castle, but struggles vainly to maintain order while taking delight in the suffering of his motley crew of minions. And he ain’t your run of the mill Count, either, he’s a LeStat-dressin’, nosferatu-lookin’, Richard-O’Brien-from-Rocky-Horror-talkin’ creep with some serious issues. Furry J. Ackermonster, the station’s new intern, is a bright orange yeti, who having recently graduated from an American college, is struggling with student loans, laziness, and a burgeoning pottery collection. Enjoys beer, snowboarding, and hairy chicks. The station’s majordomo is Batfink, a surf-lovin’, kustom kar creatin’ bat. Think beach blanket beatnik with wings. He manages to keep the station running via the power of

Tv What Tv
I am sitting in the living room watching TV alone. I can hear you typing on the computer in the other room. My computer is down for the moment and I have been too lazy to fix it or I would be in there with you. It has been a long couple of days since you an I haven't gotten along all that great. I hate when we argue, but this one like any of the others will go away once the hurt feelings are healed. You ask me what I am watching and I say that I'm watching the Raiders loss as always. You laugh at that and tell me you will probably be awhile on the computer. I think to myself that is probably more fun then what I'm doing at the moment. It's been a dismal year for my team and things don't look like they are going to get better anytime soon. I get up to head to the bathroom and to get a drink. On my way back I look in on you but see that you're not sitting in your chair. I shrug my shoulders and head back to the living room. As I get there I notice the game isn't on, which is ok b

Twail Of Tewwow!!
This is what i sound like for anyone who cares^_^, its a clip from back in April, the picture is really realy bad but you can see my outline haha. Oh and the thing behind the video, there was a Trail of Terror last year, and for some reason i kept loosing my R's, and replacing them with W's, so i kept saying it as "Twail of Tewwow!". everyone always wanted me to say it, Chad caught it on tape.

Twas The Evening Of Samhain
Dear Alcohol, First & foremost, let me tell you that I'm a huge fan of yours. As my friend, you always seem to be there when needed. The perfect post-work cocktail, a beer at the game, and you're even around in the holidays, hidden inside chocolates as you warm us when we're stuck in the midst of endless family gatherings. However, lately I've been wondering about your intentions. While I want to believe that you have my best interests at heart, I feel that your influence has led to some unwise consequences: 1. Phone calls: While I agree with you that communication is important, I question the suggestion that any conversation of substance or necessity takes place after 2 a.m. Why would you make me call those ex-boyfriends/girlfriends when I know for a fact they do not want to hear from me during the day, let alone all hours of the night? 2. Eating: Now, you know I love a good meal, but why do you suggest that I eat a taco with chili sauce, along with a

Twas The Night Before Christmas (with A Twist)
A FIRE FIGHTER'S LIFE!!! It may take you two minutes to read this, but if you do not take the time to read this you are one of the people this post is talking about. You stay up for 16 hours Hes been up for 48 straight _________________________ You take a warm shower to help you wake up. The rain in the middle of the interstate keeps him awake. __________________________ You complain of a "headache", and call in sick. He's chilled to the bone, hasn't eaten all day, has the flu, and then runs into a burning building __________________________ You drink your coffee on your way to the mall. He pumps on a five years olds chest on the way to the hospital. __________________________ You make sure you're cell phone is in your pocket. He makes sure the pass device on his pack is working. __________________________ You talk trash about your "buddies" that aren't with you. He watches his buddy fall through the floor. __________________________ You wa

'twas The Nascar Night Before Christmas
Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the garage not an engine was humming, not even a Dodge. The race uniforms were tucked in the lockers with care in hopes that the '07 season soon would be there. The NASCAR drivers were nestled all cozy in their beds, while visions of championships danced in their heads. Mike Helton was sipping on Childress Vineyards wine while Jayski was writing his next brilliant headline. When out on the track there arose such a rumble, I jumped out of bed and went for a tumble. Over to my window I ran aghast, thinking of Ricky Bobby and "I wanna go fast." The moon glistened across the fresh-fallen snow, illuminating Kurt Busch making angels below. When what to my still sleepy eyes should approach but eight NASCAR drivers and a big red motorcoach. That chubby old man, could this be a trick? "No," I said, "this sure is St. Nick." In a way that was, so rhythmic they came St. Nick commanded the drivers by name. "Now H

Twas The Night Before....
An Adult Night Before Christmas 'Twas the night before Christmas, and boy was it neat. The kids were both gone, and my wife was in heat. The doors were all bolted, the phone off the hook, It was time for some nooky, by hook or by crook. Momma in her teddy and I in the nude, Had just hit the bedroom and reached for the lube. When out on the lawn there arose such a cry, That I lost my boner, and momma went dry. Up to the window I sprang like an elf, Tore back the shade while she played with herself. The moon on the crest of the snowman we'd built, Showed a broom up his ass, clean up to the hilt. When what to my wondering eyes should appear, But a rusty old sleigh and eight mangy reindeer. With a fat little driver, half out of the sled, A sock in his ear and a bra on his head. Sure as I'm speaking, he was high as a kite, And he yelled to his team, but it didn't sound right. Whoa Shithead, whoa Asshole, whoa Stupid, whoa Putz, Either slow down this r

Twas The Night Before Christmas!
25 reasons you know you have grown up 1. Your house plants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them. 2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question. 3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge. 4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed. 5. You hear your favorite song in an elevator. 6. You watch the Weather Channel. 7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of "hook up" and "break up." 8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14. 9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up." 10. You're the one calling the police because those %&@# kids next door won't turn down the stereo. 11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you. 12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore. 13. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up. 14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers. 15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt. 16. Y

Twas The Night Before Saints Camp
Twas the night before Saints Camp and despite all the frenzy, Not an interception was missed, not even by McKenzie. The jerseys were hung by the chimney with care in hopes that a Lombardi trophy would soon be there. Drew Brees was nestled all snug in his bed with no thoughts of indictments filling his head. Marques wore his grip glove, Fred Thomas his cast and pledged “I won’t get burned this year, I’ll be super-fast!” The backup QBs in their black and gold caps joked “Let’s ‘pull a Romo’ and fumble some snaps!” When out on the field there arose such a clatter. Dhani put down his bow tie to see what was the matter. Away to the window Copper flew like a flash, But it was only Joe Horn throwing his career in the trash. Another loud noise gave the boys quite a fright …must mean more gunshots in Uptown tonight. When, what to their wondering eyes should appear But Coach Sean Payton - and his eyes full of tears. He unchained his dog once so lively and quick, and

'twas The Night Of Thanksgiving!!!
'TWAS THE NIGHT OF THANKSGIVING, BUT I JUST COULDN'T SLEEP,I TRIED COUNTING BACKWARDS, I TRIED COUNTING SHEEP.THE LEFTOVERS BECKONED - THE DARK MEAT AND WHITE,BUT I FOUGHT THE TEMPTATION WITH ALL OF MY MIGHT.TOSSING AND TURNING IN ANTICIPATION,THE THOUGHT OF A SNACK BECAME INFATUATION.SO I RACED TO THE KITCHEN, FLUNG OPEN THE DOOR,AND GAZED AT THE FRIDGE FULL OF GOODIES GALORE.I FELT MYSELF SWELLING SO PLUMP AND SO ROUND, 'TILL ALL OF A SUDDEN I ROSE OFF THE GROUND.I CRASHED THROUGH THE CEILING FLOATING INTO THE SKY,WITH A MOUTHFUL OF PUDDING AND A HANDFUL OF PIE.BUT I MANAGED TO YELL AS I SOARED PAST THE TREES,HAPPY EATING TO ALL, PASS THE CRANBERRIES PLEASE.MAY YOUR STUFFING BE TASTY, MAY YOUR TURKEY BE PLUMP,MAY YOUR POTATOES AND GRAVY HAVE NARY A LUMP.MAY YOUR YAMS BE DELICIOUS, MAY YOUR PIES TAKE THE PRIZE,MAY YOUR THANKSGIVING DINNER STAY OFF OF YOUR THIGHS.

Twas The Nigh Before Christmas... My Favorite Story
IT WAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS 'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse ; The stockings were hung by the chimney with care, In hopes that ST. NICHOLAS soon would be there ; The children were nestled all snug in their beds, While visions of sugar-plums danced in their heads ; And mamma in her 'kerchief, and I in my cap, Had just settled down for a long winter's nap, When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter, I sprang from the bed to see what was the matter. Away to the window I flew like a flash, Tore open the shutters and threw up the sash. The moon on the breast of the new-fallen snow Gave the lustre of mid-day to objects below, When, what to my wondering eyes should appear, But a miniature sleigh, and eight tiny reindeer, With a little old driver, so lively and quick, I knew in a moment it must be St. Nick. More rapid than eagles his coursers they came, And he whistled, and shouted, and called

Twas The Night Before Christmas
Twas the night before Christmas, when all thru the abode Only one creature was stirring, & she was cleaning the commode. The children were finally sleeping, all snug in their beds, while visions of N-64 & Barbie, flipped through their heads. The dad was snoring in front of the TV, with a half-constructed bicycle propped on his knee. So only the mom heard the reindeer hooves clatter, which made her sigh, "Now what is the matter?" With toilet bowl brush still clutched in her hand, She descended the stairs, & saw the old man. He was covered with ashes & soot, which fell with a shrug, "Oh great," muttered the mom, "Now I have to clean the rug." "Ho Ho Ho!" cried Santa, "I'm glad you're awake." "Your gift was especially difficult to make." "Thanks, Santa, but all I want is time alone." "Exactly!" he chuckled, "So, I've made you a clone." "A clone?" she muttered, "What good is that?" "Run along, Santa, I've no time for chit chat." Then out walked the clone - The mother'

'twas The Night Before Christmas' - Twisted...hehehe
'Twas the night before Christmas, and damn it was neat The kids were both gone, and my wife was in heat The doors were all bolted, and the phone off the hook It was time for some nooky, by hook or by crook. Momma in her teddy, and I in the nude Had just hit the bedroom and reached for the lube When out on the lawn there arose such a cry, That I lost my boner and poor momma went dry. Up to the window I sprang like an elf, Tore back the shade while she played with herself. The moon on the crest of the snowman we'd built, Showed a broom up his ass, clean up to the hilt. When what to my wondering eyes should appear, But a rusty old sleigh and eight mangy reindeer. With a fat little driver, half out of his sled, A sock in his ear, and a bra on his head. Sure as I'm speaking, he was as high as a kite. And he yelled to his team, but it didn't sound right. Whoa Shithead, whoa Asshole, whoa Stupid, whoa Putz, Either slow down this rig or I'll cut off your nuts. Look out for

Twas The Month Before Christmas
TWAS THE MONTH BEFORE CHRISTMAS God Bless Our Christmas and it's meaning 'Twas the month before Christmas when all through our land, Not a Christian was praying nor taking a stand. Why the PC Police had taken away, The reason for Christmas - no one could say. The children were told by their schools not to sing, About Shepherds and Wise Men and Angel s and things. It might hurt people's feelings, the teachers would say December 25th is just a " Holiday ". Yet the shoppers were ready with cash, checks and credit Pushing folks down to the floor just to get it! CDs from Madonna, an X BOX, an I-pod Something was changing, something quite odd! Retailers promoted Ramadan and Kwanzaa In hopes to sell books by Franken & Fonda. As Targets are hanging their trees upside down At Lowe's the word Christmas - was no where to be found. At K-Mart and Staples and Penney's and Sears You won't hear the word Christmas; it

Twas The Night Be-4 Xmas
Another Night Before Christmas 'Twas the night before Christmas, and God it was neat The kids were both gone, and my wife was in heat The doors were all bolted, and the phone off the hook It was time for some sex, by hook or by crook. Momma in her G-string, and I in the nude Had just hit the bedroom and reached for the lube When out on the lawn there arose such a cry, That I lost my erection and poor momma went dry. Up to the window I sprang like an elf, Tore back the shade while she played with herself. The moon on the balls of the snowman we'd built, Showed a broom up his ass, clean up to the hilt. When what to my wondering eyes should appear, But a rusty old sleigh and eight mangy reindeer. With a fat little driver, half out of his sled, A garter on one ear, a bra on his head. Sure as I'm speaking, he was as high as a kite. And he yelled to his team, but it didn't sound right. Whoa Shithead, whoa Asshole, whoa Stupid, whoa Putz, Either slow do

Twas The Night Befor Christmas
Twas the night befor Christmas, and God it was neat. The kids were both gone, and my wife was in heat. The doors were all bolted, the phone off the hook, It was time for some nooky, by hook or by crook. Momma in her teddy and I in the nude, Had just hit the bedroom and reached for the lube. When out on the lawn there arose such a cry, That I lost my boner, and momma went dry. Up to the window I sprang like an elf, Tore back the shade while she played with herself. The moon on the crest of the snowman we'd built, Showed a broom up his ass, clean up to the hilt. When what to my wondering eyes should appear, But a rusty old sleigh and eight mangey reindeer. With a fat little driver, half out of the sled, A sock in his ear and a bra on his head. Sure as I'm speaking, he was high as a kite, And he yelled to his team, but it didn't sound right. Woa Shithead, woa Asshole, woa Stupid, woa Putz, Either slow down this rig or I'll cut off your nuts. Look out for the

'twas The Night Before Christmas For Adults
'Twas the night before Christmas, and God it was neat The kids were both gone, and my wife was in heat The doors were all bolted, and the phone off the hook It was time for some nooky, by hook or by crook. Momma in her teddy, and I in the nude Had just hit the bedroom and reached for the lube When out on the lawn there arose such a cry, That I lost my boner and poor momma went dry. Up to the window I sprang like an elf, Tore back the shade while she played with herself. The moon on the crest of the snowman we'd built, Showed a broom up his ass, clean up to the hilt. When what to my wondering eyes should appear, But a rusty old sleigh and eight mangy reindeer. With a fat little driver, half out of his sled, A sock in his ear, and a bra on his head. Sure as I'm speaking, he was as high as a kite. And he yelled to his team, but it didn't sound right. Whoa Shithead, whoa Asshole, whoa Stupid, whoa Putz, Either slow down this rig or I'll cut off

Twas The Night Before Christmas
'Twas the night before Christmas--Old Santa was pissed. He cussed out the elves and threw down his list. Miserable little brats, ungrateful little jerks. I have a good mind to scrap the whole works! I've busted my ass for damn near a year, Instead of 'Thanks Santa'--what do I hear? The old lady bitches cause I work late at night. The elves want more money--The reindeer all fight. Rudolph got drunk and goosed all the maids. Donner is pregnant and Vixen has AIDS. And just when I thought that things would get better Those assholes from the IRS sent me a letter, They say I owe taxes--if that ain't damn funny Who the hell ever sent Santa Claus any money? And the kids these days--they all are the pits They want the impossible-- Those mean little shits I spent a whole year making wagons and sleds Assembling dolls...Their arms, legs and heads I made a ton of yo yo's--No request for them, They want computers and robots...they think - I'm

Twas The Night Before Xmas
Hope everyone enjoys my twas the night befor christmas pass it on its hella funny!!! 'Twas the night before Christmas, and God it was neat The kids were both gone, and my wife was in heat. The doors were all bolted, and the phone off the hook It was time for some nooky, by hook or by crook. Momma in her teddy, and I in the nude. Had just hit the bedroom and reached for the lube. When out on the lawn there arose such a cry,That I lost my boner and poor momma went dry. Up to the window I sprang like an elf, Tore back the shade while she played with herself. The moon on the crest of the snowman we'd built, Showed a broom up his ass, clean up to the hilt. When what to my wondering eyes should appear, But a rusty old sleigh and eight mangy reindeer. With a fat little driver, half out of his sled, A sock in his ear, and a bra on his head. Sure as I'm speaking, he was as high as a kite. And he yelled to his team, but it didn't sound right. Whoa Shithead, whoa A

Twas The Night Before Christmas
T'WAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS, HE LIVED ALL ALONE, IN A ONE PERSON HOUSE MADE OF PLASTER AND STONE. I HAD COME DOWN THE CHIMNEY WITH PRESENTS TO GIVE, AND TO SEE JUST WHO IN THIS HOME DID LIVE. I LOOKED ALL ABOUT, A STRANGE SIGHT TO SEE, NO TINSEL, NO PRESENTS, NOT EVEN A TREE. NO STOCKINGS BY THE MANTLE, JUST BOOTS FILLED WITH SAND, ON THE WALL HUNG PICTURES OF FAR DISTANT LANDS. WITH METAL AND BADGES, AWARDS OF ALL KINDS, A SOBER THOUGHT CAME THROUGH MY MIND. FOR THIS HOUSE WAS DIFFERENT, IT WAS DARK AND DREARY, I FOUND THE HOME OF A SOLDIER, ONCE I COULD SEE CLEARLY. THE SOLDIER LAY SLEEPING, SILENT, ALONE, CURLED UP ON THE FLOOR IN THIS ONE BEDROOM HOME. THE FACE WAS SO GENTLE, THE ROOM IN SUCH DISORDER, NOT HOW I PICTURED A UNITED STATES SOLDIER. WAS THIS THE HERO OF WHOM I'D JUST READ? CURLED UP ON A PONCHO, THE FLOOR FOR A BED? I REALIZED THE FAMILIES THAT I SAW THIS NIGHT. OWED THEIR LIVES TO THESE SOLDIERS WHO WERE WILLING TO FIGHT. SOO

Twas The Night Before Elections
'Twas the night before elections And all through the town Tempers were flaring Emotions all up and down! I, in my bathrobe With a cat in my lap Had cut off the TV Tired of political crap. When all of a sudden There arose such a noise I peered out of my window Saw Obama and his boys They had come for my wallet They wanted my pay To give to the others Who had not worked a day! He snatched up my money And quick as a wink Jumped back on his bandwagon As I gagged from the stink He then rallied his henchmen Who were pulling his cart I could tell they were out To tear my country apart! " On Fannie, on Freddie, On Biden and Ayers! On Acorn, On Pelosi" He screamed at the pairs! They took off for his cause And as he flew out of sight I heard him laugh at the nation Who wouldn't stand up and fight! So I leave you to think On this one final note- IF YOU DONT WANT SOCIALISM GET OUT AND VOTE!!!!

Twas The Night Before Christmas
Twas the night before Christmas, and God it was neat. The kids were both gone, and my wife was in heat. The doors were all bolted, the phone off the hook, It was time for some nooky, by hook or by crook. Momma in her teddy and I in the nude, Had just hit the bedroom and reached for the lube. When out on the lawn there arose such a cry, That I lost my boner, and momma went dry. Up to the window I sprang like an elf, Tore back the shade while she played with herself. The moon on the crest of the snowman we'd built, Showed a broom up his ass, clean up to the hilt. When what to my wondering eyes should appear, But a rusty old sleigh and eight mangey reindeer. With a fat little driver, half out of the sled, A sock in his ear and a bra on his head. Sure as I'm speaking, he was high as a kite, And he yelled to his team, but it didn't sound right. Woa Shithead, woa Asshole, woa Stupid, woa Putz, Either slow down this rig or I'll cut off your nuts. Look o

'twas The Night Before Christ:
THE CHRISTMAS TREE, O GOD, IS GROANING BENEATH GIFT-WRAPPED ANTICIPATION. THE TABLE SPREAD BEFORE US IS RESPLENDENT WITH SHARED FOODS PREPARED BY LOVING HANDS, FOR WHICH WE GIVE THANKS. AND NOW, AS THIS WAITING SEASON TICKS TO A BELL-RINGING, MIDNIGHT-MARVELOUS CLOSE, WE AROUND THIS TABLE ARE SCOOTING OVER TO MAKE ROOM FOR THE ANTICIPATED GUEST. COME AND BLESS US WITH THE GIFT OF YOUR PRESENCE AS WE SAY, "WELCOME."

Twas
Miss Beatrice, The church organist, Was in her eighties And had never been married. She was admired for her sweetness And kindness to all. One afternoon the pastor Came to call on her and she showed him into her quaint sitting room. She invited him to have a seat while she prepared tea. As he sat facing her old Hammond organ, The young minister Noticed a cute glass bowl Sitting on top of it. The bowl was filled With water, And in the water Floated, of all things, a condom! When she returned With tea and scones, They began to chat. The pastor tried to stifle his curiosity About the bowl of water and its strange floater, but soon it got the better of him and he could no longer resist. 'Miss Beatrice', he said, 'I wonder if you would tell me about this?' Pointing to the bowl. 'Oh, yes,' she replied, 'Isn't it wonderful? I was walking through The Park a few months ago And I found this little package On the ground. The directions said To place it on the organ, Keep it wet an

Twas The Night Before Christmas....adult Version
Twas the night before Christmas, and God it was neat. The kids were both gone, and my wife was in heat. The doors were all bolted, the phone off the hook, It was time for some nooky, by hook or by crook. Mom in her teddy, and I in the nude, Had just hit the bedroom and reached for the lube. When out on the lawn there arose such a cry, That I lost my boner and momma went dry. Up to the window I sprang like an elf, Tore back the shade while she played with herself. The moon was so bright that it lit up the yard, The place was a mess, something hit it real hard. When what to my wondering eyes should appear, But a crooked old sleigh and eight mangy reindeer. With a fat little driver, half out of his sled, A sock in his ear, and a bra on his head. Sure as I'm speaking, he was as high as a kite, And he yelled to his team, but it didn't sound right. Whoa Shithead, whoa Asshole, whoa Stupid, whoa Putz, Fuckin' slow dow

'twas The Night Before..
'twas a night before Christmas.... Twas the knight before Christmas And we're all apart. Just counting the days Till the next season starts. We all wish each other Good day and good cheer. And health and good blessings Upon the New Year. As for me I am setting A trap for the Claus. It's baited with Eggnog And Donut Bear Claws As he bends over To partake of the treat. I'll wrap him with ductape Tied 'im down to a seat. "All right now good buddy. This last season sucked. So you'd better fix it. Do Not Press Your Luck." "Our coffers will flow No longer be thin. Or you'll never see Your reindeer again". When I let him go On his brow there'll be sweat. "Remember my promise Was no idle threat." "And remember with every Ho! Ho! You give. You'd better put out We know where you live." ~Steve Moore of Myth and Magic Robert "the Hair" Wesner Leather Mystics Old World Industries PO Box 371 Medford OR 9750

'twas The Night Before Christmas' Poem
Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the houseNot a creature was stirring, not even a mouse.The stockings were hung by the chimney with care,In hopes that St Nicholas soon would be there.The children were nestled all snug in their beds,While visions of sugar-plums danced in their heads.And mamma in her ‘kerchief, and I in my cap,Had just settled our brains for a long winter’s nap.When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter,I sprang from the bed to see what was the matter.Away to the window I flew like a flash,Tore open the shutters and threw up the sash.The moon on the breast of the new-fallen snowGave the lustre of mid-day to objects below.When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,But a miniature sleigh, and eight tinny reindeer.With a little old driver, so lively and quick,I knew in a moment it must be St Nick.More rapid than eagles his coursers they came,And he whistled, and shouted, and called them by name!"Now Dasher! now, Dancer! now, Prancer and

'twas The Night Before Christmas
'Twas the night before Christmas, He lived all alone In a one bedroom house, made of plaster and stone. I had come down the chimney, with presents to give And to see just who in this house did live. I looked all about, a strange sight I did see No tinsel, no presents not even a Tree. No stockings by the mantle, just boots filled with sand On the wall hung a picture of a far distant land. With Medals and Badges Awards of all kinds A sobering thought passed through my mind. For this house was different it was dark and dreary I found the home of a Soldier at once I could see clearly. The Soldier lay sleeping silent, alone Curled up on the floor in this one bedroom home. The face was so gentle the room in disorder Not how I had pictured a Canadian Soldier. Was this the Hero of whom I had just read Curled up on a poncho the floor for a bed. I realized the Families that I saw this night Owed their lives to these Soldiers who were willing to fight. Soon 'round the World th

Twat Of The Day
HERES A GUY THATS THE CAPTAIN OF THE CTAF WHAT THE FUCK EVER WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU TO CALL ME A DRAMA QUEEN YOU WHINEY BITCH BRAGGING TO PEOPLE HOW MANY POINTS YOU GOT AND THAT YOUR CAPTAIN OF THE CTAF WHAT EVER U CUNT LET ME KNOW WHEN YOUR COMING TO JERSEY AND TALK YOUR SHIT AT LEAST SAY IT TO ME YOU BITCH IN STEAD OF IN PEOPLES SHOUT BOXES OOOO ILL HIDE FROM YOUR LITTLE IMAGINARY ARMY U CUNT ITS A SHAME YOU SAY WHERE YOUR FROM YOUR GIVING CANADA A BAD NAME LOTS OF GREAT FOLKS FROM THERE AND 1 WHINEY ASS HOLE NAMED NEO YOUR SUCH A WASTE STOP BITCHING I TOLD YOU WHEN U GET THE 10.000 MORE POINTS ID SEND YOUR WIZARD ROBE U TWAT SO ANYWAY FOLKS HERS TO THE TWAT OF THE DAY I THINK THIS ONE WILL BE HERE FOR A WHILE AND OH YEAH NEO IT DONT MATTER IF SOMEONES A VIC OR NOT SEE I CAN BUY A VIC TOO HA AND I DID A NON VIC HAS THE SAME RIGHTS AS A VIC SO STOP SHOVING THAT YOUR A VIC IN EVERYONES FACE IF U BOYCOTT AND CANCEL YOURS ILL BUY ONE OF MY FRIENDS ONE SO THE SITE DONT LOOSE YOUR LOUSY 15 B

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1. Twatwaffle (twat-wah-full): n.1 An elitist; someone unaware of their own limitations and highly critical of others. n.2 A general prick. See: douchebag, n00b. v.1 To ban; to totally pwn. 2. Twatwaffle Complete idiot. Dipshit, assrod. You get the idea. 3. Twatwaffle The twatwaffle is a magical sentient being that flies around in rainbows; it is a friend of unicorns! Twatwaffles are often used by businesswomen like magic carpets to fly them to work. Businesswomen like the inspiring nature of a twatwaffle, often referring to them as "a team player" and "a great asset to the team." If a man touches a twatwaffle his genitals will shrivel and drop off into the snow, lost to him forever. When twatwaffles are not swirling around in the sky you can often find them digging around in medical waste and pushing homeless people into their own shallow puddles of urine. 4. Twatwaffle 1- loose nasty dirty hairy vagina 2- a whores vagina infected with std's, hardcore std'

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so i walked into the casino with 500$...and left with 60,000.... ho...lee.....shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiT!!!!!! okay....this is awesome.... bbl.... goin to dinner! RP! k...so im finished with my LA tour...now its time to hit new orleans for a week......we are staying in the french quarter for 1 week.... then im heading to massachusettes to work and kikass...... so. ...LA was a success with everything......and it was awesome to see friends and hang out n stuff. ...quiet mikes drivin a cab...lol...ray is still werkn @ wonderland...lil wendy finally turned 21 and shes always our lil sis....shes awesome!.... danielle took the CA. bar exam....twice.....and didnt pass...but she will.........jaquiline is MIA...... irish james died like 2 weeks ago @ beckas house......becka turned into a hooker this year........big black james is not as angry as he used to be....colin hit 1 year last week...holy crap!!!...... lil alex gained 8 lbs. ....then lost 4.... wtf?...... everything seems cool asid

Twaune's Auction
Im Every Woman - Chaka Khan > I wanted to take the time to tell you all that I am in Twaune's Happy Valentine's Day Auction and really need a new owner!! You will not regret it! This is what I am offering!!! Most rates also gets special prize for me! So bid bid bid and rate me. Click the pic below to come and bid on me!!!!! this extra special bulletin is brought to you by the one and only Christina Veronica4u

Twaune's Fu Owned Auction
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Tweak's Rants!
For now, all my rants are just gonna be imported from my MySpace Rant page (http://blog.myspace.com/tweakpotter). I love to rant and if your read any of my other rants at that OTHER page, you'll realize that pretty quick. Like I say in my profile, I am giving this site a small chance, but it better get cooler pretty damn quick. Until next time... Later! [THIS RANT ORIGINALLY APPEARED ON MYSPACE BLOGS OCT. 29, 2006] Can somebody, anybody, please explain this to me... What the hell happened to Halloween and Trick-or-Treating?! While I was handing out candy to kids this year, I really realized something. This holiday is entirely different than I ever remember it being. I used go out when it was dark for what seemed like hours and then come home and shove candy in my face while watching horror movies on TV. What is up with this trick-or-treating in the afternoon. I know that some places in the country still do it at night, but it's been in the afternoon here for years. And come

Tweakmycomputer
If you're having trouble with your computer no matter what it is, I give free advice , Tips , and tricks to speeding/tweaking up your computer. No matter how fast you think your computer is, i can make it run even faster, better and safer.Read my blog daily or each week for new tips. I post up information you need to know to help you almost daily and i post new tweak tips each week. You may be fimiliar with some of these tips and information i provide for free but i guarentee if you visit often enough you will learn a handful of new tricks you never knew.You also never have to sign up to post comments ,ask questions or reply as it is open to anyone to do so freely. Guests who do sign up can get inside secrets that aren't shown freely for the world's preying eyes. Signing up is optional.I also do Remote Access from my home so that you can get the help you need without moving your computer.I also help with Photoshoping,creating Websites/Pages, Graphics and designs and i even provide a fr

Tweeks Made By Baby Jesus
The Information Below Is a Repeated Message from Baby Jesus on November 30, 2006. Cherries, Last night I caused a bug that would sometimes make peoples screen name on the site change to someone else's. Even though that happened, the original person was still behind the link. ie: If you tried to became a fan of Joe, and the message said 'successfully became a fan of Bob', you still became a fan of Joe. I also put a quick tweak in that filters out certain words from member screen names. It doesn't take a rocket scientist to figure out what words. If your name starts showing up as numbers instead of your screen name, then click on the profile link and change it to something not so god damned stupid. The bug that was keeping people from seeing their friends NSFW folders was fixed last night. I'd appreciate it if you still flag your folders with adult content as NSFW. If everyone stops doing that, I'll put in a tweak that forces the flag on any album with a single NSFW photo.

Tweety Gives Back
All the talking on this site of the fan me rate me gimme points and lets be popular but who gives back ??? Heres your chance to use that popularity on something very positive !!! Im here for my own reasons as well but i take time out everyday for this.... The Animal Rescue Site is having trouble getting enough people to click on it daily to meet their quota of getting free food donated every day to abused and neglected animals. It takes waaaay less than a minute to go to their site and click on "feed an animal in need" for FREE. (THIS WON'T COST YOU A THING) Their corporate sponsors/advertisers use the number of daily visits to donate food to abandoned/neglected animals in exchange for advertising. Here's the web site! Pass it along to people you know... HELPANIMALRESCUE

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Tweety's Thoughts
I want to find arms that will hold me at my weakest. Eyes that will see me at my ugliest, and a heart that will love me at my worst. Thats when I will know I found my true love. Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass, it's about learning to dance in the rain, and even though life might not be the party we hoped for, we should still dance while we're here. So I'm sitting here in front of my computer (obviously!) having had yet another "short" conversation with a local male. Low & behold, one of the first things he says to me is Wanna come over and have some fun? So I respond with are you married? He says, does it matter? And of course I say... YES. So he says no and I say so all the women's products in the bathroom of one of your photos belong to you??? And he says No, I live with someone, but we're not married and have a 7 year old son. END OF CONVERSATION Is anyone else sick of this meaningless non-sense on the net? Like where does it say on my profile that I don't mind

Tweety's Got Attitude Train
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Tweet Tweet
So i'm on Twitter, if you're into that sort of thing. I warn you i'm twice as boring as you think i am, and i maind Tweet to get out passive aggressive rage at idiotic customers. (I work at a gas station) http://twitter.com/Inked_Canvas

* Twelve Attitudes & Responsibilities Of Mastery * Spiritual Integration * Soul Integration *
********************************************************************************************* Twelve Attitudes & Responsibilities of Mastery ********************************************************************************************* Part of the process of Spiritual Integration of our Higher Selves (Identities) or Expansion of our Consciousness involves "re-programming" the way we think. Our thoughts create our reality and the life experience we have on the inside and the outside of us. The following Attitudes and Responsibilities, when embodied and "lived" will help to change our thought patterns. Thoughts that we simply take for granted because they are part of the programming we currently carry. Changing the thought patterns is actually changing the programming in the personal shields. The Attitudes and Responsibilities of Mastery are crucial to understanding what kind of choices lead to what kind of outcomes, and provide guidelines regarding choices t

Twelve-dollar Train Wreck
So it's back to twelve bucks again Twelve bucks in my pocket Eight days 'till payday All is right with the world. And my friends just shake their heads. . . and sigh. And ask me how I stand it But I'm really busy now With the circus And the play I'm the stage manager I don't have time for poetry And both of my fans are upset My friends just shake their heads. . . and sigh And wish I would straighten out I don't have to worry about the circus anymore Or the play, Or theater at all It's back to twelve bucks 'Till who knows when But I'm a salesman now And I hate it Bellevue is overrated And my friends just shake their heads. . . and sigh And make obscure comments, About train wrecks But I'm too busy Bingo is my game Well, my profession Little money, twelve bucks. . . But it's fun And my friends don't say a thing They just shake their heads And wait I'm down to eleven bucks Something's wrong here I've got a new job It's fun But strange They let me wear

The Twelve Days Of Christmas - A Naughty Joke
Dearest John: I went to the door today and the postman delivered a partridge in a pear tree. What a thoroughly delightful gift. I couldn't have been more surprised. With deepest love and devotion, Agnes December 16 Dearest John: Today the postman brought your very sweet gift. Just imagine - two turtle doves. I'm just delighted at your very thoughtful gift. They are just adorable. All my love, Agnes December 17 Dear John: Oh! Aren't you the extravagant one. Now I really must protest. I don't deserve such generosity, three French hens. They are just darling, but I must insist, you've been too kind. Love, Agnes December 18 Dear John: Today the postman delivered four calling birds. Now really, they are beautiful, but don't you think enough is enough? You're being to romantic. Affectionately, Agnes December 19 Dear John: What a surprise! Today the postman delivered five golden rings; one for every fin

The Twelve Days Of Fubar
On the first day of Christmas My Fubar love gave to me: An Oscar in a Christmas tree. On the second day of Christmas My Fubar love gave to me: Two pints of Guninness...etc. On the third day of Christmas My Fubar love gave to me: Three Cans of Bud...etc. On the forth day of Christmas My Fubar love gave to me: Four Root Beers...etc. On the fifth day of Christmas My Fubar love gave to me: Five Bottles of Corana...etc. On the sixth day of Christmas, My Fubar love gave to me: Six glasses of Champagne...etc. On the seventh day of Christmas, My Fubar love gave to me: Seven shots of rum...etc. On the eight day of Christmas, My Fubar love gave to me: Eight Jello Shots...etc. On the ninth day of Christmas, My Fubar love gave to me: Nine Shots of Vodka...etc. On the tenth day of Christmas, My Fubar love gave to me: Ten Margarita's...etc. On the eleventh day of Christmas, My Fubar love gave to me: 'eleven Yards of

The Twelve Signpost
THE 12 SIGNPOST An increased tendency to let things happen rather make them happen. Frequent attacks of smiling. Feeling of being connected with others and nature. Frequent overwhelming episodes of appreciation. A tendency to think and act spontaneously rather than from fears based on past experiences. An unmistakable ability to enjoy each moment. A loss of worry. A loss of interest in conflict. A loss of interest in interpreting the actions of others. A loss of interest in judging others. A loss of interest in judging self. Gaining the ability to love without expecting anything in return.

Twenty Something Crisis
The Twenty Something Crisis... I got this in an email a long time ago...i think it speaks for itself!! For those in their twenty-somethings... This puts it all into words perfectly. They call it the "Quarter- life Crisis". It is when you stop going along with the crowd and start realizing that there are a lot of things about yourself that you didn't know and may or may not like. You start feeling insecure and wonder where you will be in a year or two, but then get scared because you hardly know where you are now. You start realizing that people are selfish and that, maybe, those friends that you though you were so close to aren't exactly the greatest people you have ever met and the people you have lost touch with are some the most important ones. What you do not realize is that they are realizing that too and are not really cold or catty or mean or insincere, but that they are as confused as you. You look at your job. It's not even close to what you thought you wo

Twenty Nine Lines To Make You Smile
1.. My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God and I didn't. 2.. I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it. 3.. Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them. 4.. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke! 5.. Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive. 6.. You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me 7.. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. 8.. Earth is the insane asylum for the universe. 9.. I'm not a complete idiot -- Some parts are just missing. 10.. Out of my mind. Back in five minutes. 11.. NyQuil, the stuffy, sneezy, why-the-heck-is-the-room-spinning medicine. 12.. God must love stupid people; He made so many. 13.. The gene pool could use a little chlorine. 14.. Consciousness: That annoying time between naps. 15.. Ever stop to think, and forget to start again? 16.. Being "over the hill" is much better than being under it! 17.. Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I

Twenty 1
So I'm 21 on the 24th. And as for the 28th. That's when I'm going to the village. So if anyone is from lanc lanc lol aka Lancaster pa. Feel free to come. I think its like 10 dollars. But ill be around there by 9 or 10. I doubt there is anyone from the area. But at least I'm not saying you have to get me anything. Its just something to do. Anyway. I'm outta here. Feel free to email me if you want at 7173333236@Tmo.blackberry.net So why does this happen. You want your brother to help you out. He says yes. But then the next day. He says he didn't sleep because he thinks bad things are gonna happen and then he tells my mom. I asked my brother to borrow his ID for one night. But no, now he won't let me get it. Its just stupid cuz he says he will do it and then switches it up. I'm 21 September 24 and I just can't wait anymore. Anyway. If anyone is around the area. September 28 I'm going clubbing. Ill be wearing a red and white shirt. And some faded blue looking jeans lmao. I just picked

Twenty Nine Lines To Make You Smile
1.. My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God and I didn't. 2.. I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it. 3.. Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them. 4.. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke. 5.. Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive. 6.. You're just jealous because the voices only talk to m e 7.. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. 8.. Earth is the insane asylum for the universe. 9.. I'm not a complete idiot -- Some parts are just missing. 10.. Out of my mind. Back in five minutes. 11.. NyQuil, the stuffy, sneezy, why-the-heck-is-the-room-spinning medicine. 12.. God must love stupid people; He made so many. 13.. The gene pool could use a little chlorine. 14.. Consciousness: That annoying time between naps. 15.. Ever stop to think, and forget to start again? 16.. Being "over the hill" is much better than being under it! 17.. Wrinkled Was Not One of the Thi

Twenty Nine Lines To Make You Smile
TWENTY NINE LINES TO MAKE YOU SMILE 1.. My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God and I didn't. 2.. I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it. 3.. Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them. 4.. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke. 5.. Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive. 6.. You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me 7.. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. 8.. Earth is the insane asylum for the universe. 9.. I'm not a complete idiot -- Some parts are just missing. 10... Out of my mind. Back in five minutes. 11.. NyQuil, the stuffy, sneezy, why-the-heck-is-the-room-spinning medicine. 12.. God must love stupid people; He made so many. 13.. The gene pool could use a little chlorine. 14.. Consciousness: That annoying time between naps. 15.. Ever stop to think, and forget to start again? 16.. Being 'over the hill' is much better than being

Twenty Things About Me
Religion and Philosophy O! GREAT SPIRIT... Whose voice I hear in the winds, and whose breath gives life to all the world, hear me! I am small and weak. I need your strength and wisdom. LET ME WALK IN BEAUTY, and make my eyes ever behold the red and purple sunset. MAKE MY HANDS respect the things you have made and my ears sharp to hear your voice. MAKE ME WISE so that I understand the things you have taught my people. LET ME LEARN the lessons you have hidden in every leaf and rock. I SEEK STRENGTH, not to be greater than my brother, but to fight my greatest enemy - myself. MAKE ME ALWAYS READY, to come to you with clean hands and straight eyes. SO WHEN LIFE FADES, as the fading sunset, my spirit may come to you without shame. 20 Things About Me I was challenged by a friend to write 20 things about myself that let you see into me (intimacy) 1. I can blow spit bubbles off the end of my tongue 2. I Love to pull creative pranks on people. 3. I am con

Twenty Four Hours
I stripped off what was left of my clothing, seeing how rumpled and dishevelled I looked after he had used me. Still, when I looked in the bathroom mirror, I noticed a healthy-looking blush on my cheeks. It would be hard to convince anyone that I hadn’t enjoyed the rough treatment he’d given me, because truthfully, I had. I started the shower, and then decided to use the toilet while the water warmed. When I finished, I decided not to flush it right away, because it would affect the temperature of the water. I figured I could flush it when I got out of the shower, and I really wanted to clean up. I glanced around to see if there was something I could use to pin my hair out of the way while I washed. Snatching a comb off of the counter, I scooped my hair up and stuck the comb in it to fix it out of my face while I scrubbed the sweat of our encounter off of my body. I stepped into the shower, and began lathering my body, beginning with my neck and working my way down, being

Twenty Things A Mom Should Tell Her Son
Husband comes home drunk and breaks some crockery, vomits and falls down on the floor... Wife pulls him up and cleans everything. Next day when he gets up he expects her to be really angry with him.... He prays that they should not have a fight.. He finds a note near the table... "Honey..your favorite breakfast is ready on the table, i had to leave early to buy groceries... i'll come running back to you, my love. I love you. ... He gets surprised and asks his son.., 'what happened last night..? Son said...," when mom pulled you to bed and tried removing your boots and shirt.. you were dead drunk and you said...... " Hey Lady ! Leave Me Alone... I AM Married !!! 1. Play a sport. It will teach you how to win honorably, lose gracefully, respect authority, work with others, manage your time and stay out of trouble. And maybe even throw or catch. 2. You will set the tone for the sexual relationship, so don't take something away from her that you can't give back. 3. Use car

Twice...
2 of my friends r angry...not [only]with me...but with every single friends they had on the ct...they r unreacheble..cannot send them comments or personal messages..somebody call them names...or anything like that...indigo passion ereased all the friends end family list...with lea was in very good terms,also..cannot say 2 them that i have nothing 2 do with their sadness..im not responseble...im 2 classy 2 hurt someone on this[yet]funny site..well,anyway,i want 2 say the usual 2 them:have a nice week...valentine..LIFE !!!god bless u and ur loved ones!...love,kisses and hugs[as usual,also]CLAUDIU

Twidg's Bull
McDonalds, Chuck E Cheese, Discovery Zone... Some of you might not be parents, but you may have nieces, nephews, grandchildren or friends with children. This will pertain to you too. As I read the following, my heart sank. I urge each and every one of you to pass this on to as many people as you can. I cannot stress how important this is! This is very disturbing news. In addition to the following true story... One son lost his watch, and was very upset. We dug and dug in those balls, trying to find the watch. Instead, we found vomit, food, feces, and other stuff I do not want to discuss. I went to the manager and raised hell. Come to find out, the ball pit is only cleaned out once a month. I have doubts that it is even done that often. My kids will never play in another ball pit. Now read this: PRETTY SCARY!! Hi. My name is Lauren Archer, my son Kevin and I lived in Midland,TN. On October 2nd, 1999 I took my only son to McDonald's for his 3rd birthday. After he finished

Twighlight Temptressez....
YOU DONT WANT TO MISS THIS!!!! Come out and party with the girls from the Twilight Temptressez! Drink, dance, and hang out with us Saturday night! Make sure you wear your pink, black or something with skulls on it to show your support for the Temptressez! We will be taking fan pics by Underground Zero Photography ~ so get your smiles ready because this is goin' to be a fun - big - crazy night! XOXO ~The Temptressez~ HERE ARE YOUR DJS FOR THE NIGHT...SUPER HOT LINEUP!! -DJ MAXX DA MONEY - THE NAME FITS!!! THE ORIGINATOR DJ WHEEZY - THE KID FROM WYOMISSING...JUST SICK!! -DJ G VANDAM - ONE OF ALLENTOWN'S HOTTEST, MOST FOLLOWED DJS -DJ GREEK!- "THE LADIES MAN", "THE SHOWMAN", "MR TALENT" -DJ KID KARISMA - WORKING THE MC THIS WEEK, RUNNING THE KARISMA CAM!! BACK BY POPULAR DEMAND!! EACH DJ INVASION GETS MORE AND MORE PACKED!! THESE DJ INVASIONS ARE PACKED WITH A FUN, CLEAN, CROWD!!!!! THE BIGGEST DJ EVENT EVER TO HIT BERKS COUNTY - 4 OF THE AREA’S HOTTEST DJS SPI

Twilight Of My Love
its heaven. its hell. its so hard to think. so hard to breathe. somewhere there is storm that rages. there is a sea that swells. the rain, it pours. and the tide washes away memories. here it is silent. where is my storm? where is my sea? where is my rain? and where are my waves? and what happened to my memories? the static on the radio makes the bugs cry and the babies' flailing arms and crumpled faces cry to the symphonic moon the same principle as the sound of some kind of blue with feathers and the wilt of August in its rasp there is a sickening fall from grace that lands one substantially blind but the night's rhythms stamp out the doom light of time a time when light and dark do not exist when darkness becomes a sound and light a dream that same sound and light bombard the senses all at once, and you, my queen stick our your tongue as you, my noble king, touch the tip of yours to mine. if i could think about anything else - if i could

Twilight Glow
My thoughts wander as daylight fades, To the land of long ago. And memory paints the scenes of old, In the gold of twilight glow. I seem to see, in the soft dim light, A face I loved the best, And I think of you when the sun's last rays Goes down in the far off west

Twilight....
The time between light and dark, the space between good and evil, the place between love and hate the moment between hope and despair...this is my fate, my curse and my gift...this is place where I am and fear always shall be, but it never is and never shall be who I am.

Twilight Levelers
Have you ever been so so close to leveling but no matter what you do nobody will help you unless you have auto 11s? Well heres were I come in so I am going to start a family called the twilight levelers! The purpose of this family will be helping fubars level! The RULES: Only serious levelers will be accepted (so if your not gonna f/r/a and rate pics/stash then dont waste my time or ur own time) You must be sure you have plenty of pics and stash uploaded for us to rate! Everything needs to be fair so If I dont ever see you helping level then I will ask you to leave the family! Also all bullys that I post must be reposted by all twilight members online! When becoming a member it doesnt matter the level u are at you just have to have a verified salute! If someone from the family is rating you please return the love and rate them back! ABSOLUTELY NO DRAMA I will do a pimpout every week of one of the levelers and the other levelers will be responsible

Twilight Zone Lounge
Hey all.. why not stop by and say hi to us at Twilight Zone? We would love to meet ya! We love to buy drinks and talk about everything and anything.. we are in need of staff.. just follow the link to where we are.. Happy Holidays! http://www.fubar.com/new_lounge.php?w=1&lid=63699

Twilight
THIS GIRL, HANA PESTLE HAS AN AMAZING TALENT. SHE NEEDS TO BE KNOWN. SHE WANTS HER SONG "NEED" TO BE IN THE NEW UPCOMING MOVIE "NEW MOON." GO TO HER PROFILES AND ADD THEM BOTH, PLEASE! SUPPORT HER. LET EVERYBODY KNOW ABOUT HER AND HER SONG. THIS MEANS A LOT TO ME, LIKE SO MUCH. THE SONG IS AMAZING AND GOES GREAT WITH NEW MOON. PLEASE, DO THIS. THANKS, MEGAN http://www.myspace.com/needfornewmoon- READ HER BLOGS AND WATCH HER VIDEO! http://www.myspace.com/hanatunes- HER OFFICIAL MYSPACE.

Twilight
I love the movie Twilight. Edward and Bella wow two people who can't be together but yet are so in love with each other and can not stay away from each other. So awesome the movie still gives me chills. lol!! Edward is a vampire and Bella is human. Their love for each other is so strong that Edward feels so protective of Bella and loves being around her and watching her while she sleeps cause he being a vampire never sleeps. I think the whole movie is just so romantic and Edward is so hott lol. I can't wait till the next three movies of Twilight come out. I already know when the next two are coming out. November of this year is the second one and June of next year is the third one. And I heard that in either the 2nd or 3rd one that Bella has to choose between her hearthrob hotty vampire Edward and the younger indian who is a wold Jacob. Oh I so hope that she chooses Edward.

Twilight
I should never thinkWhat's in your heartWhat's in our homeSo I won't You'll learn to hate meBut still call me babyOh loveSo call me by my name And save your soulSave your soulBefore your to far goneBefore nothing can be done I'll try to decide whenShe'll lie in the endI ain't got no fight in meIn this whole damn worldSo hold offShe should hold offIt's the one thing that I've known Once I put my coat onI coming out in this all wrongShe standing outside holding meSaying oh pleaseI'm in loveI'm in love Girl save your soulGo on save your soulBefore it's to far goneAnd before nothing can be done Cause without meYou got it allSo hold onWithout me you got it allSo hold onWithout me you got it allWithout me you got it allSo hold onWithout me you got it allWithout me you got it allSo hold on > OKAY FIRST OFF A BIG THANK YOU ALL OF YOU WHO HAVE ADDED US AND FANNED US WE ADORE OUR FANS AND FRIENDS...SECONDLY WE HAVE NEARLY COMPELETED THE CULLENS WE NOW HAVE 4 SPOTS LEFT AND WE ARE ASKING A

Twilight
Twilight Quotes Here are some of the best Twilight quotes from the book. Here are some of everyone's favorite quotes from Stephanie Meyer's book Twilight. The Twilight quotes are listed in the order they appeared in the book and after each quote is the characters name. 1. I thought you were suppose to be pretending I donâ€™t exist, not irritating me to death. (Bella) 2. It was hard to believe that someone so beautiful could be real. I was afraid that he might disappear in a sudden puff of smoke, and I would wake up. (Bella) 3. I decided as long as I was going to hell, I might as well do it thoroughly. (Edward) 4. What if Iâ€™m not a superhero? What if Iâ€™m the bad guy? (Edward) 5. You scared me for a minute there. I thought Newton was dragging your dead body off to bury it in the woods. (Edward) 6. Honestly-Iâ€™ve seen corpses with better color. I was concerned that I might have to avenge your murder. (Edward) 7. Donâ€™t be offend

Twilight For Our Fans
Original Video - More videos at TinyPic Original Video - More videos at TinyPic Twilight,The Twilight Saga,Eclipse,Robert Pattinson,Kristen Stewart,Taylor Lautner,ABC,TV,Movies PRINTBuzz up!on Yahoo!ShareThis enlarge 4/5 Getty Images Jack Huston at the 2009 Sundance Film Festival on January 21, 2009 in Park City, Utah Getty Images Cat Deeley and Jack Huston attend the 6th Annual New Yorkers For Children Spring Dinner Dance ‘New Year’s in April: A Fool’s Fete’ at the Mandarin Oriental on April 15, 2009 in New York City Getty Images Jack Huston attends the ‘The Garden Of Eden’ photocall during the 3rd Rome International Film Festival held at the Auditorium Parco della Musica on October 26, 2008 in Rome, Italy Getty Images Peter Facinelli and Robert Pattinson share a laugh at The Twilight Fan Experience screening during Comic-Con 2009 in San Diego on July 23, 2009 Getty Images ‘Twilight’ saga star Taylor Lautner poses on the red

Twilight
Haven't laughed this hard in a long timeI better stop now before I start cryingGo off to sleep in the sunshineI don't want to see the day when it's dyingShe's a sight to see (sight to see)She's good to me (good to me)But I'm already somebody's babyShe's a pretty thingAnd she knows everythingBut I'm already somebody's babyYou don't deserve to be lonelyBut those drugs you've got won't make you feel betterPretty soon you'll find it's the onlyLittle part of your life you're keeping togetherI'm nice to youI could make it throughBut you're already somebody's babyI could make you smileIf you stayed a whileBut how long will you stay with me, baby?Because your candle burns too brightWell I almost forgot it was twilightEven if I think that you are rightWell I'm tired of being down, I got no fightYou're wonderfulAnd it's beautifulBut I'm already somebody's babyAnd if I went with youI'd disappoint you tooWell I'm already somebody's babyAlready somebody's baby

Twinklebugs Blogs
The porno of Angel's life will be called ... "Girls gone wild Vegas style" 'What will the porno of your life be called?' at QuizUniverse.com I am in 2 contests and would just like for my friends to stop by and drop me a few comments. I am not asking for anyone to bomb me cuz that takes so much time with the new rules on commenting too fast. Just asking for ya all to stop by and show me a little love is all!!! Thank you all!! TwinkleBug (Angel) Just wanted to let everyone know that I now have a laptop in the truck so I will be off and on every day. Just depends on where I can get a good signal lol. We are in Gary IN. til about 2am EST and then off to Troy, MI. Miss talking to you all and hope everyone is good!! TwinkleBug (Angel)

* Twin Flames * Reincarnational Identity * Incarnate * Incarnate Matix * Tauren *
********************************************************************************************* Twin ********************************************************************************************* (Twin Flames) ********************************************************************************************* Each world level (Source Worlds) and/or Identity has a Particum (PCM) side and its corresponding Twin Parallel Partika (PKA) side. We have a Twin at Each Level of the Time Matrix & Beyond (See: Source Worlds) Usually, a soul (Soul Matrix), HU-2 identity, manifest into 12 simultaneous incarnations, two in each of the six time cycles in one Harmonic Universe (HU). In each pair of incarnates, one is male, the other female; this relationship is referred to as "Twin Flames", but does not necessarily imply a romantic "soul mate" involvement. (See: Reincarnational Identity) (Voyagers II – Page 148) **********************************************************

Twins
A very loud, unattractive, mean woman walked into Wal-Mart with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance. The Wal-Mart Greeter says "Good morning, and welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?" The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, "Hell no, they ain't twins! The oldest one's 9 and the other one's 6. Why the hell would you think they are twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?" "I'm neither blind nor stupid," replied the Greeter. "I just couldn't believe you got laid twice."

Twin City
attention everyone on fubar please all I"M asking is you your freinds and family take a little time 2 say a prayer for those who didn't make it out in time or for those who lost loves ones those who are trap our hearts and prayer are with you if your in the twin city Minnestoa or Mississippi area just do this thanks

Twins
Well today has been five years since i lost my first son. He has a twin brother that was born a week and a half after him. I miss them alot and think about them everyday. Lately alot of people have been asking me what happened. Well this is what happened. I got pregnant obviously. Me and my ex husband found out on August 18th. Happy Bday too me. Two days after my birthday anyways. So i went to the doctor and they did the ultrasound and they told us we were having twins. I looked at them like yah right u are crazy im not having twins, but yah i was. 19 and having twins.Pregnancy went really good until the day of October 20th,2002. I was at home and my water broke. I didn't think nothing of it at first. Went to the hospital and they said they were gonna transfer me to another hospital cause they thought my water broke. So they transfered me there. They did a bunch of tests had me on the baby monitors and all that.Did the ultrasound and said right there is the sac. I was like ok they are

Twinkle Twinkle
TWINKLE TWINKLE LITTLE STAR I WONDER HOW FAR YOU CAN FALL FOR I WISH ON THE WHEN I SEE THE, AND NEVER GET ANYTHING MY MISERY IS ALL I GET IN RETURN THE MAN WHOM ENTERED MY LIFE CAUSES ME PAIN BLOOD I WISH SHED PAIN I WANT TO CAUSE WANTING TO FEEL THE STEEL SLIDE ACROSS HE SKIN WATCHING THE DROPS FALL SLOWLY, REPRESENTING EACH AGONIZING PAIN HE CAUSED ON ME TWINKLE TWINKLE LITTLE STAR, WHAT THE HELL KIND OF WISHING STAR ARE YOU?

Twins!!!!
Just wanted to say thanks to my boy Ace thats been holding me down...It seems like whenever there was nobody else to talk to, you were always there.Your kind words of wisdom helps me through the day. Thanks again for being that friend that I could always count on to listen to the things that i was going through.Thanks for always popping up being that one to say good morning, good night to and just a simple hello. I really appreciate you sooooooo much!! You are a great man and whomever God places in your life for good will be very lucky and very Blessed to have a man like you that shows how much he cares. Love ya Babes!!!! Today i went through a sadden experience but then i found out more about myself. I found out that me..Well the other week i dropped my cell on the phone and the flip part of my phone was almost all the way disconnected from my phone but useable.Then today i dropped it again and it totally broke and no there is no use of it.Now me my cell phone are twins...WE BOTH

Twin Soul
Clumsy - Fergie First time, that I saw your eyes Boy, you looked right through me, mmm mmmm Played it cool, but I knew you knew That cupid hit me, mmm mmm You got me trippin' (oh), stumblin' (oh) Flippin' (oh), fumblin' (so) Clumsy 'cause I'm fallin' in love (in in love) You got me slippin' (oh), tumblin' (oh) Sinkin' (oh), crumblin' (so) Clumsy 'cause I'm fallin' in love (in love) So in love with you Can't help it Girl can't help it (oh baby) Can't help it Girl can't help it (oh no) Can't help it Girl can't help it (no how) Can't help it Can't breathe, when you touch my sleeve Butterflies so crazy, mmm mmmm Whoa now? Think I'm goin' down Friends don't know what's with me Mmm mmm You got me trippin' (oh), stumblin' (Oh), flippin'(Oh), fumblin' (so) Clumsy 'cause I'm fallin' in love (in love) You got me slippin' (oh), tumblin' (oh) Sinkin' (oh), crumblin' (so) Clumsy 'cause I'm fallin' in love (in love) So in love with you Can't help it

*_twink_*
If we woke up naked together, using only 3 words, what would u say to me? Answer me back then send to males and females and see what answers you get back ITS FUN !!!! ****MASS**** The one and ONLY DJ SpAdEd is BURNING up the fkn Forbiden Airwavez!!!! LIVE from The Forbiden City!!! http://www.fubar.com/lounge/59577 The exclusive home of The Forbiden Angelz!!!! or on the net @ www.forbidenradio.net !!!! If ur not here.. ur sooooo fkn missing it !!!! Cum check out tha sexxay azzz angelz and the slickezt tunes on the net!!!!!!

Twinkle
"In my life I learned how 2 love, 2 smile, 2 B happy, 2 B strong, 2 work hard, 2 B honest, 2 B faithful, 2 forgive. But I couldn't learn how 2 forget U... Miss U" 7:11 PM 6/4 past is waste paper, present is news paper , future is question paper n life is answer paper. so do good in your answer paper , enjoy life how hard it may seems,though u have thousand reason to cry, show to the world that u have million reason to smile.

Twists And Turns.......
Its amazing to me how one can really grow to care about other people and consider them friends via internet communication. I've met alot of people on the internet that i truely consider friends and what feels really good is the fact that i know in my heart the feelings mutual! I ask myself, if say Nica, or Adam, or Joe, or Bella, or hillbilly, or any of the people i truely consider friends was really needing someone by there side cause they were say, considering suicide. Would i SERIOUSLY drop what i was doing for a few days and go to them and try to help them through whatever and the answer is genuinly YES! With out a doubt! Everyone I have become good friends with here on the LC I mean it when i say YOU FUCKERS ROCK!!!! WoOoOoOoOoT!!!!!!!!! I realized today as i drove to work that my life has become one big party. I've got a great job, make good money, have AWSOME friends and a kick ass girlfriend and party all the time with out it affecting either my professional or personal life

Twisted Existence
Where to start...A lot has happened in the past couple of years. I've been threw three cars and three houses in three years. 3-3-3 halfway to hell. Let's start with employment 1. I quit my job on my 30th birthday a few months ago. 2. Good riddance. 3. Still unemployed, but took a road trip to Florida and still doing just fine. Vehicular CARma 1. Bought a Toyota Matrix after my nasty breakup a few years ago. 2. Totaled it two years ago by spinning 180 and rolling 360 into a frozen creek w/o seatbelt. 3. Bought flat screen TV and got completing out of debt with insurance money. 4. Spend remaining $900 on Saturn with cracked head for new wheels. 5. Totaled Saturn last year when it collided with a Kubota on the same road the Toyota was lost. 6. Bought fully loaded Buick Century with insurance money and loving it! Housing 1. Lived with my best friends for one year after seperation. 2. Moved in with my better half and lived in 100 year old farm house for two years. 3. Bought 3 bed 1 bath

Twisted
How do these people survive? ONE Recently, when I went to McDonald's I saw on the menu that you could have an order of 6, 9 or 12 Chicken McNuggets. I asked for a half dozen nuggets. "We don't have half dozen nuggets," said the teenager at the counter. "You don't?" I replied. "We only have six, nine, or twelve," was the reply. "So I can't order a half dozen nuggets, but I can order six?" "That's right." So I shook my head and ordered six McNuggets! ! TWO I was checking out at the local Wal-Mart with just a few items and the lady behind me put her things on the belt close to mine. I picked up one of those "dividers" that they keep by the cash register and placed it between our things so they wouldn't get mixed. After the girl had scanned all of my items, she picked up the "divider", looking it all over for the bar code so she could scan it. Not finding the bar code she said to me, "Do you know how much this is?" I said to her "I've c

Twisted Cherry
hey all my cherries out there i want to make twisted cherry by friday can you guys please go to my page and show me sum love please.fan me,rate me,request me,and i'll be sure to return the favor. love you all!!!!!!!!!!

Twisted Thoughts
The local club in Commerce City Co, the Enclave, is in need of help. The Courts have permited that the BDSM club can operate as a adult licensed club at their last judgment. Now Commerce City is hitting them with a new angle (Zoning)..and taking it to the state supreme court. This can drag on for years. The club needs support to fight for our rights .. By having a safe place to play and meet, with consenting adults without sex, for many of us is a release to be able to socialize in a place of our own. The owners support the active community and give the BDSM community a safe haven to turn too. This tactical maneuver by Commerce City is one that could drive the club in to the ground! Facts are they were given permission to operate at the current address, and now that the adult club license was granted, the city took another approach to step on our life style choices. The club is called the Enclave...enclavewest.com..please send them a supporting letter or a donation for fi

Twisted Fate
Twisted fate Thou hast not seen the worst of dreams worlds betwixt in hate mortals dammed to twisted fate yet i see darkness of dreams from heaven and hell it seems lost in their mortal fate consumed by darkness of hate.

Twisted Love
After everything you put me through I looked the other way and stood by you. Accepted you with all your problems,got you through and helped you solve them. I would take your shit even though I had enough of it.You said I wasn't worth it,and I should be happy with the attention that I do get. Countless times you came home at night, you'd see me cry with my swollen eyes, but you didn't bother to ask why. I got told off if I asked too many questions, got a smack against my head if I was too provocatively dressed and you hoped I would learn a lesson. If I did anything that was out of place,that was your reason to fuck up my face. Use me and abuse me, that's what your good at,but wanting love in return,it started getting kind of wack.You beat me down in every way, mentally and physically till I couldn't take the pain. Your a sorry excuse for a man. Laying your hands on the one you claim to be your woman. Using your man made strength to ruin me, you'd hate it if I turne

Twisted Sex Tuesday Files.
Twisted Sex Tuesday! Hey all you wonderful cherries just wanted to know I have started sumthing new its called twisted sex tuesday and I will be posting at least one new winner every week. So what is twisted sex tuesday? well let me tell ya, every Tuesday I will be excepting PM's (privet Messages) from any one who wishes to enter. I will give away a prize each week to the winner. Winning storys will be posted on Wenesdays here. How do you win? easy send me an erotic tale of your sex adventures. Yes you can make one up if you want but the real ones are usualy way better. I will also post a few good ones a week but only for those that do not mind if you do not want yours posted for any reason just leave a little note at the bottom of your story. So now all ya need is a wild story may be you already have one and if not why not go find your suggnificant other or a freind hell evan a stranger will work, and make one. LMAO!!! Thanx, and have fun, S~E~X~Y Ok I this is the first offical wee

A Twisted Game....lmao
Ok...check this out....my daughter(she's 14....a bit of a smartass....don't know where she gets it...lol) has created a little game. Every time we go out she is constantly saying "I saw that" each time a guy looks at me. Well...it has evolved....now she's made this game....every time a guy looks at me....she whacks my arm....the younger he looks....the harder the whack....if it's a guy in red truck (seem to be popular with those) I get an extra hit....let's just say that firemen....get me into a lot of trouble...lol. The rules seem to constantly get added onto.....policemen...firemen....and military guys.....get me into loads of trouble....needless to say....after we got back home today from running errands...my arm was pretty sore. So....there it is...just had to share with ya a bit about my life...lmao. Ciao Peeps!!! xoxoxoxo

Twisted Thoughts
ANYONE KNOW A ANGELA WAGNER? ADOPTED OUT IN OHIO IN 1999. We were young this I know. But till the day I die I will search for you. you know me and I know you. That makes things alittle eaiser. I will not stop and I will pause one mintue till you are found once again. You are my sister, you were my friend. The took you away in just one night, but I will contuine this fight. I wrote them you know in 2004 when you turn 18. They sayed the papers have been closed and I will have to wait till you turn 21. The time is comeing it almost here! But I wont wait, I still search every site, every school in a 25 mile radius I will find you. I hope you except my apology, and once again be apart of my life. I love yo my little sister ANGELA WAGNER! I DONT UNDERSTAND HOW SOMEONE COULD HURT SOMEONE SO HELPLESS Kristy Reynolds and her husband are parents to a beautiful little baby boy named Kaleb. He is 6 months and 3 days old. A couple weeks ago Kristy picked Kaleb up from home care and notice

Twisted Writings
Darkness swarms around As if it knows my plan. I am one, alone, desolate Four walls close in, Creating a prison. My prison. I hold a sharp blade To my wrist. The warmth of my skin Heats the cold metal. Without fear, I pull the blade down. For a second that seems Like an eternity, Nothing happened, and then it did. Red hot blood poured From my wound. I could already feel Myself growing weak. I take the blade in My blood soaked hand And draw it down my other wrist. Blood was everywhere, On the floor, on the walls, On my clothes, on my hands, On my face, on my lips. I lay on the floor, Weak and dieing, As the blood continues To pour from my wounds. My eyes become heavy, And I breathe my last. I am dead, gone. I am alone, desolate. Sitting alone in a darkened room My mind the only company. I wonder, Should I end this joke I call my life? Would anyone care? Would I be missed? Remembered as a friend, That crazy girl you used to know, A convenie

The Twisted Fantacies Of A Dark, Dreaming Mind
Have you ever silently begged for a distraction, knowing no one could hear you, only to be answered in the most outrageous of ways? I was. Feeling annoyed and slightly on edge, i slowly walked back to my cubical from the team meeting. The changes made by my new boss had me less than thrilled, and i was no longer in a mood to go about my daily tasks. I'll admit, i had not dressed the part to please a supervisor that day. Wearing my aging brown sandals, baggy legged jeans with holes in both knees and a black low cut tank-top, i looked, to say the least, comfortable. I walked the building in a carefree way that had never made him happy, and now that he was my boss, i knew i would be called into his office to go over even more 'changes' as time rode on. But that day.... i'll admit, i wanted to do something. i was mad, who wouldn't be? When i tried to pass the Janitors room, i yipped in surprise as i was pulled in. The door was shut soundly and locked before my body wa

Twisted Flight
I'm home after the daddy's weekend and the kids are all excited about the time they spent with him. I'm a little jealous of the Part-time fun dad atmosphere he creates with them while I do all the work, (raising them), I know ...I struggle within myself to be NICE and reassuring but let's be honest I don't like working my ass off while he has all the fun with them and I get to be the Heavy constantly,( disciple, bed time and the correcting / time outs) he swoops in and they lose all manners. Okay now that's off my chest....

Twisted Sex Tuesday!!!
Well well well look where you are . The facts and rules of S~E~X~Y'S Twisted SEX Tuesday. Ok so first what is twisted SEX Tuesday??? Well thats easy Twisted SEX Tuesday is a blog about your wildest crazyest sex adventures. oh and once inawhile mine to. It is a contest with a prize for the winner each time. BUT S~E~X~Y how do I enter you ask??? well its realy simple and i think you will find quite enjoyable. First go out find your self a sex parner preferably among the living (note we do discorage against beastyality) then you have wild, magical, passionate, monkey sex, or what ever turns your crank. Then you run home and sit by your pc and wait for Monday night to roll around so you can message me telling me all about it. All entreis must be entered between 3p.m. Monday & 12 a.m. Wednasday morning and results will be posted wendnasday eavening as well as prizes awarded. From those sent to me each week I will choose the best one. Wait one minute here S~E~X~Y what are you going to do

Twisted Madness
Ok, this is my rant for the day. I have talked to people, male and female, and hear about how nobody can find a "real" person to date. So I thought to put my thoughts on that subject in writing and anyone can add to it as they please. In the movie Get Shorty, Chili Palmer(John Travolta) says "I'm not gonna say anymore than I have to, if that." He is badass and he knows it yet he doesn't feel that urge to shout it to everyone he meets. He says what he needs to in tough situations and gets his point across without being a complete dick. He wears sharp clothes showing that he respects himself enough to look nice. Not that a suit is always needed but knowing you can put one on and still be comfortable and a real man in it shows your manliness to us ladies. He also opens doors, yes including car doors, for a lady without thinking it makes him look like a pussy. He can give a compliment or put his hand on a woman's back to lead her through a room without it taking away from his manlin

A Twist
I broke up with matt like 2 weeks ago. Wasn`t expecting that, he`s now waiting to go back after his birthday this week. It just wasn`t there, I couldnt torture him or myself with it anymore. I feel bad bc he left everything and bc the little one is attatched but I wouldn`t have changed my decision to end it.

Twisted's Twisted World Of Twisted Blogs.....twisted
I have just seen more Neo-nazi trash running around on fubar and still makes me wonder about how stupid you have to be. They follow the teachings of a man who would have had them killed, yet they do stuff in his name. Hilter wanted the PURE ARIAN Race, not a bunch of half breeds. Wake up wanna be skinheads and see the idiocy you have surrounded yourself in.

Twisted
Where have we all gone, now that the end is here. I have become so empty now that its said and done. You were my friend and now you are gone. As well all say, we will meet again in the end. But i know you will always be there. People say all things happen for a reason. I say bullshit you left us all to soon. I cant believe that i cant see you again. You were my brother and now you are gone. But i know you are always in my heart. One of the greatest people i had ever met. Taken from me like it was nothing at all. I Know you can see how i am now. Nothing, Empty, and broken without you. But i know you will guide me, my own personal Angel. Dont you worry brother, for i am still at your side. Even through the darkest of these hours Feeling like i cant keep pressing forward. I Know you are there at my side. Keep watch over me, my own personal Angel. Times have changed, but only in reality. For in my world you are still here with me. I wont pour out a beer, or li

Twisted Me!
Well I decided to say hello to everyone and say that I am excited to be a part of the fubar family. I am 31 yrs old and a lover of nature. I am divorced and happy about it because I could not imagine spending another second of my life with that man. I am a very outgoing person and I am a nurse and a financial analyst. I love my work and I am a nut for numbers so anything accounting related is right up my alley. I don't yet have many friends here on fubar but I plan to change that very soon. As well as get a VIP account and show some 11's love to everyone who has helped me get this far and showed me the ropes. Well since it is 1:51 am I will keep this short but I plan on adding a lot of interesting things to my blog to keep my readers interested...lol..huggggs to everyone and take care..xoxoxo

Twisted World
Last night I was talking to a Fubar member on the phone for the first time. Oddly this person first messaged me on IM and then it led to several hours of talking. By the end of the convo this person got very quiet and I asked them what are you doing, they told me conteplating suicide. No more than a min later the phone went dead. I called back a couple of times, and then sent them an IM where I asked if they were ok. The response I got back was "I slit my wrist!" and "Im bleeding badly". After a couple of mins i contacted the California Highway Patrol! With nothing more than a First name, city, and cell phone number they tried to locate her. Well........tonight i followed up with the police and even had more info to offer up to resolve thngs if need be. What did I find out! She's Just Perfectly Fine!! How's that for BS. Thank you http://www.fubar.com/user/998452 Atleast somebody has the decency to give a damn about others!!

Twisted Adventure....
Wow, I must have destroyed at least $5,000 in equipment and property.. but boy does it feel good. I'm sure it was not the most mature thing in life to do, but it was the least expensive, didn;t want to shoot someone because they thought I was cheating.... Hell, I'm within 2 weeks of a final divorce and I'm being told that I'm cheating??? WTF. It was to get my goat for sure, thinking they wanted me to snap so they could change the divorce paperwork to read how I had snapped.... So... kill my own property, post relationship.... take out frustrations without sending a 308 round through a skull or two... Wow, either I need to go back to Iraq or to counseling, don't know which....Can't they leave me alone to life I have and enjoy???? Wow, a small earthquake 85 miles from here and I have no internet or telephone for over an hour.... BS. So my ex asks me if I want to use her truck to move, which normally would be cool with me, however her boyfriend returns after 6 days of absence, no explana

Twisted Contest
Presents The Elimination Show Down !!! It's All About Survival !! Heres how it works 1. CONTESTANTS MUST BE SALUTED - Level 5 or Higher 2. MUST ADD AS FRIEND TO ACCESS CONTEST FOLDER 3. Bombers Must Also Be Saluted - Level 5 Or Higher 4. ONCE Contest starts No New Entries 5. Once Contest Starts I will add people as I see them I do have to sleep. (If they are Confederate Bombers They Will Be Blocked NOT Added ) 4A. My Blocked List Will Be Cleared With The exception of Confederate Bombers None will be allowed to participate. Rates = 5 Pts Each Comments = 1 Pts Each This contest is one Of Jokers Wilds One Of A Lind Contest. Each 24 Hrs after the start I take out the Contestants Picture with the highest amount of comments and rates until there is only one contestant. ( * Folder will be closed during Removal and screenshot, and highest scored photo removed and Folder will then be reopened - Max 5 Min ) Another Catch, just because y

The Twists In Life
Today it is brought to my attention that I "am not good enough" at the house work that I do, the way I help raise my nephew, and at being a good helpful sister. I know that life has its different twists and turns but it hurts when your own sister makes you feel like nobody else in your life wants you. And knowing I believe in everything happens for a reason I have come to the conclusion on what to do with "not being good enough". I have decided I'm going to call momma down in TN and see if I can move back with her. I don't want to leave my nephew because he means the world to me, but I am absolutely unhappy and miserable day in and day out living in a house with my sister and her feeling like I'm her maid, her son's nanny, and her feeling like I owe her everything. I've cried already because I can't imagine how it is going to be waking up without seeing his bright smile every morning, and his hugs and kisses every day, and helping raise him into a good little man. I'm just hoping I'm m

Twisted Little Life
I SIT HERE AND WONDER WHO IS REAL AND WHO IS FAKE I SEE MY FRIENDS BACKSTAB EACH OTHER THEN NEXT DAY THERE BEST FRIENDS I ONCE HEARD THAT IF YOU HAD 2 REAL FRIENDS YOU WERE LUCKY BUT IF YOU HAD 5 OR MORE REAL FRIENDS YOU WERE RICH. THEN I REALIZED IN MY TWISTED LITTLE LIFE I WAS ALSO PART OF THE GAME SO WHAT MAKES A TRUE FRIEND?

Twisting In The Winds Of Change
I find myself twisting in the winds of unchange, lost in some place between yesterday and tomorrow that doesn't really feel like today. Time takes on a new unmeaning and drifts into itself, looping over and over in hopeless cycles of monotony. Even change itself remains the same. Even "new" is a repeat of the last thing that was supposed to be different, but wasn't really. Days go by in a blind haze of apathy because even upon waking, I know that this will be another endless yesterday.

Twisted
I lived,I loved,I prayed, Eventually I got saved, Although I perfer the dark of night, Watching the stars twinkling bright, Twisted visions within my sight, Mangled jack o lanterns, Satin sheets, Candle scent oh so sweet. Deadening memories haunt my heart, Things that have ripped it apart, So much abuse so little time, Phantoms, Nightmares, Crying..........sigh.

Twisted Heart
walking calmly through the ether seeing what may come from the journey a bright light up ahead, fear fills me hiding from the light, taking to the shadows reaching out, taking a piece of the light the light flares demanding it back apologizing to the light, I explain my intentions the light seems pleased and I emerge from the shadows Now I walk with the light, emotions and thoughts pure But the light wants more, more than I am asks me to be something I am not lashing out at any perceived wrong confused I walk with the light, trying to meet it's needs maintaining my own sense of self all the while the light lashes out again, offering so much I try to fulfill again, only to anger the light releasing a deep sigh, I fall back to the shadows nursing the burns from walking in the light emotions still strong, confusion stronger where do I stand? with the light or in the shadows? I will learn in time, as we all must a gypsy moth dancing to a flame a love that wil

Twist And Turns
Ok well lets see first things first life is awesome it's precious and shouldn't be taken lightly. I know because this past week I thought mine was over do to a accident that put me and three other guys into the ICWW canal in Louisiana. The funny thing about it was I couldn't stop thinking about my girl while I was trying to frantically get out of the current and make it to the shore. I think you know you love someone till something like this happens and then without a doubt and with no reservations you just know it. On a different note me and my soon to be wifey love to try out new things sometimes for the best and sometimes not. We've tried many things in our life together some both of us hate, some we both love, and then there is the rare occasion where one of us loves it and the other hates it. So I'm stuck in between a rock and a hard place as to either making her unhappy when it comes to these sitiation or making myself unhappy or just avoiding them all together which would p

"twisted"
"Twisted" When lost in the dark,why close up your eyes? It's not us that you hate,it's yourself you despise. Don't sew yourself shut,or stay locked in a wall. Don't cry and don't whimper, or curl in a ball. I'm not trying to pry or even to meddle. I can see through the lies and mystery you peddle. Can't listen to a word, the truth is so twisted. Who'd ever say, "hey honesty I miss it?" Words feel like whispers,collected by ears. Garbled and twisted,over all of these years. Eyes feel like windows, that bring out the light. Wide open kept closed, no matter hold tight. I'm not trying to pry,or even to meddle. I can see through the lies, and mystery you peddle. Can't listen to a word, the truth is so twisted. Who'd ever say, "hey honesty I miss it?" Build yourself strong, don't give opportunity. Soon anguish and sorrow, will give you immunity. Against all feeling-love kindness and care. To all those around you, is it really that fair? I'm not trying to pry, or even t

Twisted Wonderland
COME JOIN OUR NEW LOUNGE PREVIOUSLY KNOWN AS THE DIAMOND VAULT!!! Looking for New and Old members to come in and joing the fun!! Live Auctions Held in the lounge: Wednesdays - Ladies Nite Thursdays - Males Nite 9 pm Est. HIRING FULL STAFF (repost of original by '★☆ sTaRr ☆★' on '2008-07-24 18:19:07') (repost of original by '**Crystal ** FU-Bomber Team Leader for Tee**Greeter @ Twisted Wonderland!!' on '2008-07-24 18:21:16') (repost of original by '~Sassy*4*DJ~ Stiletto-Girls~fu-bomber~' on '2008-07-25 09:52:11')

Twisted And Inkeds-wedding Bully
HIDDEN PLEASURES is proud to announce InkedAngel & TwistedDragon’s renewal of fu-vows Friday August 29 @ 8:30pm in Hidden Pleasures Lounge Join us as we celebrate the re-joining of these two souls in fu-marriage. They have brought together strangers and built a family, lets join together for them to show them our love and support on this special day. Come on in and say hello and join the festivities. Kick back with people who know what family is about. So What Are You Waiting For? (click here to enter)

Twisty C Voting Contest!
Im in my first contest...All I need is one rate and a comment! Please help me out! I will return all the love!! Im sweet and fun...so hit me up and show all the love you have to give! http://www.fubar.com/photo.php?u=2136863&albumid=1208368&i=208371264&idx=2

Twisted World
Throughout this twisted world of hatred there is a certain thing which is pure and true.... This is Love .. no matter how far you go or how long you search, you will always find Love no matter where you are.

Twisted Tagged Me .....ill Get You Back
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I fricking hate writing about myself...... 2. I like to do gardening 3. I really hate snakes 4. I use to climb hills and steep ditches with my 4x4 Truck when i was younger. And wrecked it 3 times. 5. Does anyone really care what my habits are..lol 6. Cannot stand whiners...Unless its the drinking kind...lmao 7. I live on a Ranch and love the peacefulness it gives you. 8. I HATE DRAMA !!!!!!! 9. Was in the military for 20 years 10.I love German Beer.... okies you peeps get to do this to 1. Broken Wings 2. Krissy56 3. Eyez4him 4. Joelle (Jo Jo) he he 5. kitkat Threesomes Share Now, here's what you're

Twisted Phuckers
I want to take this time to say thank you to all the phuckers who helped me this weekend. You all are trully a special group of people. Much Love to you all. And yes i made the pic at the top of the screen. I will make pics for anyone who wants one. I can make gif's animated banners. The list is to long. So if you wanna know just ask me.

Twisted Thursdays
Come rock out with your kroc out tonight at krocs's bar Twisted Thursday featuring DJ Kaos spinning the latest dance hits half price drink specials on domestic and wells from 9-11pm. So come rock out with us every Thursday. Cant come Thursday? Every night is "special" at krocs drink specials every night email me if u want more info 21 and up krocs bar is located on the corner of midland dr and neely ave in midland texas Hope to see your Krocs :)

Twisted Poem
Addiction Clouds tangled greyA body of silkThe delicate templeTumbleweeds to a desert in droughtMistreatedBitter tasteDry mouthPurple majestic cheeksStorm aloftRed moon violinsAboard grapevine tabletopsFists of furySeek revengePowder mothsCedar bark altersThorns of a crossSilk into polyesterButterflies and angels swoop downassault

Twisted Reality
thats how ive felt all day not quite sure if its from lack of sleep. complete confusion. w/e. but ive had this severely heavy feeling on my chest. pure emptiness. a big giant hole.i wish my head would clear soon cuz this blows lol. it feels like someone has died and the pain and suffering are holding me down crushing every little bit of life i have left in me. yet no one has died...maybe im dying on the inside yet im strong enough to keep a fake smile on the outside..idk im picking at my brain here lol...def shouldnt wander in there alone otherwise u get this crap that im writing..well tada theres a piece of my mind for the moment. numb to the inside out layed across the floor as if a corpse has replaced thy soul dead to the world yet not new to the dead reality is surfacing and i begin to relize who is this girl that everyone knows so well yet dont really know at all as i lay there i dont even recognize my own self when you fake who you are for so long you tend to believe yo

Twisted Phuckers
Twisted Phuckers!! A select group of off the hook, totally rad, extremely sexy, super fly, wicked crazy, bad ass individuals aka US Welcome and Congratulations on being a Twisted Phucker We are gathered here today to acknowledge all the douchebags fucktards and dip shits of the world.... If you to are a dipshit this may not be the group for you. We can not be held liable for hurt feelings or unexpected and random acts of assholish behavior. If at anytime you feel your civil or personal rights have been violated please feel free to email us with your concerns. We would love to have you be the next douchebag of the day. With that said we take all requests seriously and only after a thorough investigation into your worthiness to be named twisted phucker will you be allowed to join. If we feel you fall under the category of any of the above said dipshits, don’t be surprised if we kick you out after said complaint and tell you to piss off!!! Your Twisted Phuckers....This Is Your Famil

Twistedobssessions
i just wanted to let everyone know that the man behind the name 'twistedobssessions' is a low life woman user. he picks women with young kids, uses their money for his benifit, and is too violent with small children. i know because i was used and my son was abused. hopefully if u r reading this you will understand that he is a danger to you and your family. he spent 11yrs of his life behind bars for molestation of a 13yr old girl. look it up on the net and youll see. and if you, joe, are reading this, i am not scared of you. my GOD is stronger than anything you throw my way, so just leave me alone before Karma catches up with YOU> dawnmarie

A Twisted Soldier
Anger and fury blazing withinmy headTurning circles building until its shedWhen it blows I will no longer seeThe world through my eyes just the enemyA whole different man I then becomeA man of rage a loaded gunRounds will fire people will fleeUntil my rage is finally freeAches and pain will feul this fireTo breaks free amist thier faults To escape these flooded trench wallsA whole different man I then become In this battle that must be wonThis fury and rage that I now shed My new weapon to make the deadDie die die they all will Those who tempt my wrath to spillAnd cry cry cry is all youll do Cause my next victim wiil be you!!!!!! And now the fury then subsides All that is seen is pain And the suffering of innocent lives So metals they extend and checks we r paid nothing of the lives lost or the killers made

The Twisted Agony Of Love
i want to hold her in my arms again and smell the sweet scent of her next to me and feel the warmth of her body against mine.I want to wake up kiss her and say i love her and want to spend long nights on a beach with her listening to the sea and watching the stars fade away as the sun baths her in its rays making her look like an angel sent from heaven.to take long walks hand in hand. to have long quiet evenings talking about anything our hearts desire.to have her soft lips against mine and to pour everything i have into making her the happiest woman in the world.I love her now and forever. she holds the most precious gift i can give my heart in her hands. down and out and lonely again but I don't ..care.. that the Stars don't ever fall my way anymore; because I was Destined to live my sad, sad, sad life of Misery all by myself until the very end. until the Sunsets realized that I cried the night away for no other reason than to wait; than to wait on bended knees and trying to try

Twisted's Thoughts
It's been a rough time for me lately...I am trying to be more active on here...the distraction is good for me. Everything that can go wrong, has...and the kicker being my 8 year old niece dying suddenlyon April 23rd. There has been so much more, but this is what I am struggling with...why my heart is broken...why I am quieter than normal and why I just..don't know what to do anymore. In her memory, I am holding a fundraiser for Mott Children's Hospital (University of Michigan) Pediatric Cardiology. 20% of all my sales will be donated in her memory. Go to www.yourAvon.com/mrisner and click on ONLINE EVENTS and be sure to enter the code CARLY2010 at checkout. In honor of October being Breast Cancer Awareness Month, I am running a contest on my blog. One winner will receive an Avon Breast Cancer Awareness Bracelet and Moisturizing Soap.All you have to do to enter is register at my website (www.youravon.com/mrisner). Registering will get you ONE entry. If you purchase,

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total and complete chaos...starting out with one and working my way up to 4...deep dark secret...i dont want to be here anymore...life is not what i imagined, peace and trainquility does not exist....does anyone ever really know who they are?? are we a figment of our imagination?? does this world really exist?? do we have a destiny?? fallen from grace...damn i hit hard...hwere did time go?? how did i get here?? am i the only one who askes thee questions?? i look back and think about my life....what i could have done different...i have no regrets, just lessons laned and a shitload of unanswered questions....and i know that no one reads these things, so i am putting my real thoughts in here....lol...does the past matter?? i know it makes u who u r today, but it doesnt make any sense....if u were a born again christian in ur past and a hopeless druggie now, then what does that say to the whole world?? i men im not critisizing God by no means, im just asking....i mean what has happened to

Twisted
Harsh words & violent blows Hidden secrets nobody knows Eyes are open, hands are fisted Deep inside I'm warped & twisted. So many tricks & so many lies Too many whens & too many whys Nobody's special, nobody's gifted I'm just me, warped & twisted. Sleeping awake & choking on a dream Listening loudly to a silent scream Call my mind, the number's unlisted Lost in someone so warped & twisted. On my knees, alive but dead Look at the invisible blood I've bled I'm not gone, my mind has drifted Don't expect much, I'm warped 7 twisted. Burnt out, wasted, empty & hollow Today's just yesterday's tomorrow The sun died out, the ashes sifted I'm still here warped & twisted

Twisted
Check out TEAMHATE1 on Youtube for more awesome destruction derby videos. i just have this twisted feeling right now feel the downword spiral spinnin, got a lot of shit on my mind the voices wont shut the fuck up i just need to drown them little fuckers well its been commin for a while i get like this sometimes we each must till our own soil so that we may sow the seeds of our souls, only then can we truly reap the benefits of what we have worked for the ever long battle of inner demons and the right and wrong which each is to percieve i feel twisted today i told you the limits to my internal frustration knows no bounds for i have failed only myself if i were to give up on my will to survive. i am not speaking of you i am speaking only of me, my thoughts, my soul, for before you step into the hell that is me you should know this side as well

Twisted Desires
Chapter I: The Early Stages I can't say where my twisted desires came from. I wish I could blame it on a bad childhood, but that isn't the case. Yeah my childhood may have been a little different than most, but I have never been subjected to any perversions growing up. Starting at the beginning of these desires is as good as any place to start. Maybe it was when I was around 14-15 years old and I noticed my 16 year old neighbor getting dressed with her blinds open at 6am. It became a daily ritual for me. I would get up early, get dressed quick, and wait between our houses in the darkness of the morning hoping for a "show". Although I knew she had no clue I was there, it still turned me on and filled my teenage spank bank. Then following that, my 1st "real" girlfriend (Michelle) was quite the tease. Again I do not know if it was intentional, but she was going to stay a virgin until marriage. All that meant was that I wasn't allowed to have actual penetration. She would allow me to

Twisted Poetry #1 By Me A.k.a Heffesuita
Every day i awake. still the same old bull shit. same addidas i lace. same busted whip i get in and off to work i go kid my brains still twisted and most deffenitly gone to much captains in my blood stream to much purple dro smoke in the lungs god what the hell did i do to you my last lifes i must of seriously pissed you off usually thinking about dusting off the pump roddy shotty in the closet and put a end to it all This life ain't a gift dont get it twisted it cursed. been deeply screwed up sence i first breethed breath at birth. am i a arch angle or am i lucifers spawn will i go straight down to the pit or grow wings and fly on up must be a 50 50 chance same odds of a coin toss I try so good to be good but it feels ow so good to be bad u would have allready ate the hollow bullet if you've seen what these eyes seen i know that for a matter of fact. Im tough im hardend like a slab of concrete heres my shoes lace um up and c how far you can walk b most deff

Twisted
" Delicate Illusion " April 26, 2011 at 10:30pm As I gaze into my mirror , I marvel at what I see , A delicate beauty laughing back at me , Where did you go ? My question was thought , Where do you think ? Was all I got . As my lips turned up in smiles that I felt , And with a gentle lift of her brow , She bowed , You are Woman , she sang , You know how to Love , You give with your heart but when is it returned ? Never change who you are , for you are right with the Giving Power . The music will ring in your heart every hour , you'll dance on the clouds , And we'll win the War ....... For love comes sweeter with the passing of time , The more Love you give , the more Love you'll find .

Twisted And Broken
"Everyone has their own battles and their own fights. Its just about figuring out what you can take on and what will come out of it that makes you happy dealing with the consequences and theories in the world. You have to develop your own path and your own state of mind." This quote is from someones video, who I fallow closely for some personal reasons and out of admiration. He also says that you "cant form your life on others because they have already based what they feel about you based on things they cant even be sure about but they're saying they are. " This has really came to express my life and how it has been for a short while now. There are some people who are going to meet me, and they are going to base their feelings on such things as my tattoos, how I dress, even my attitude. This brings in his point, they don't know my battles or fights or the reasons for why I do or don't do things. I can try my best at what I do, that is where it goes. He also mentions that the more y

Twitch's Story Tell'en Corner
Happy Holidays Well, it's that time of year soooo, Happy Hoildays to ya all. Merry Christmas, Happy New Years, a cherry yule and all thoe other holidays! (See, I can be PC friendly...Now, where did I put that slave? Get out here hick!) So yeah, good fortune and good time to you and yours. Ta, "It was a dark and stormy day, the wind blew like the bellows of hell, the rain came down as if the heavens had been torn apart. The people hid in fear, with in their homes, while I smiled and enjoyed the lovely weather." Don't you hate it when you can't seem to go anywhere without forgetting something? I swear, someone up there hates me.

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Nestled here in this cradle of nature, he called the pond home. It was surrounded on all sides by woods, with the only sign of civilization being a green metal trash can resting beside a dirt trail that lead into the woods. An underground stream kept the pond fed, and under the surface was a world apart from the one above, with its own forests and wildlife. It was boring sometimes, true, but heavy storms always added an element of excitement. He wasn't sure what he was, exactly. The words "spirit" or "ghost" seemed to be close. Normally, he lived in the pond, formless, drifting, floating, one with the water. One could almost say that he was the water. Every once in a great while, though, he would solidify and take the shape of a man, spending the day above the pond's surface. He always had to touch the water, since it was his life source, but this small constraint didn't really matter too much. He enjoyed seeing the surface world, regardless of how it happened. His thoughts were

Twiztid Lyrics
Well i thought i would post the lyrics to the 2 Twiztid songs i have on my profile "We Don't Die" and "Story Of Our Lives" TWIZTID LYRICS "Story Of Our Lives" [Monoxide] I want everybody listening now to say this Twiztid is the muthafucking shit And everybody else who feels that I'm a little out of line Come see me when you hitting rewind and you will find That I'm an ex-con serial killa axe wielding for real-a big gorilla As I walk in the shadow of death I bitch slap his ass and then I light a cigarette I told you all I'm addicted to drugs and weird sex And putting holes in the back of your neck carnival reject Respect like you do to don dada when you see me give your boy a holler Got the world in a shock collar like a rotweiler on the loose Running trains on your girls caboose Don't believe in the truce we gonna fight until somebody here dies I been here since 1865 and no lies [Chorus] This is the story of our lives Come and take a look at my eyes Keep it

Twiztid Life
You have to love idiot people don't you. So a friend calls me yesterday in a panic and in dire need and I agree to help out as long as certain obligations would be met. So we agree on this contract and I provide her with a relatively large some of money to pay off some of her less than reputable debts. She tells me how grateful she is and that we would have to get together later on and hang out. I was like great. Well until about 1am(when I went to bed) she continued to ignore all calls from me. Do you really want to piss off the guy that you owe that much money to? That just doesn't seem like a wise decision in my book. I just needed to vent, that shit pissed me off. oh my god, what was i thinking. so last night, while completely sober mind you, I thought it would be a good idea to shave. you have seen my pics, there is a bit of hair there but nothin excessive I didn't think. Maybe I should be more clear...I shaved my body. Legs, groin, chest, stomach, underarms, the whole 9. the only

Twiztid@ Cherrytap
i won the champ belt at reds rage whoop whoop your right i did use you. you really think a guy like me wanted a old ass woman like you....lol ha... guess the fuck what you none spelling bitch, FUCK YOU!!! take that to the bank you fucking fubar whore. leave me alone for real, i dont want to hear your whinning ass drama, why dont you roll over and die bitch. you would be doing us all a favor. and you telling me to grow up? you stupid bitch you are so fucking inmature it is sad. get a fucking clue cunt!bye bye have a great day... IF ANY ONE WANTS HIS YIM HERE IT IS beachbum8668@yahoo.com

Twiztid Juggalos
twiztid, insane clown posse,blaze ya dead homie,abk,geto boys,boondox,and everyother crazy muthafako,with sick lyrics. except eminem that punk ass lil white hoe. yeah i turn 20 on nov 21st but i also have trail then so im not sure whats happenening

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"Southern Nights" Southern Nights Are Sippin On Henny Southern Nights Are Rolling Up That Good Southern Nights Are Hot Sticky And Muggy Doublewide Tucked In The Woods Southern Nights Are Pitchforks And Gravel Southern Nights Are Shooting Cans Of Beer Southern Nights Are Chasing Them Donkies Bitch Why Don't You And Your Girl Get Over Here The Southern Moon Exposes Killers The Southern Moon Is Hot Like Fire The Southern Moon It Knows Our Weakness Trips You Up Like Chicken Wire Southern Nights Are Warm And Sticky Southern Nights Are Swampy And Loud Southern Nights Are Home To The Skarcrow Posted Up Under The Moon And Proud Won't You Take Me Back To The Dark So Pitch Black Most Can't See Where We At It's Where I'm Happy Southern Nights Are Tipped Back On Soco Southern Nights Are Flippin Off The Popo Southern Nights Are Cruising In A Big Block Foot To The Floor Quarter Miles In A Parking Lot Southern Nights Are Hunting Chickens With A Spotlight Southern Nights Are Shooting At A Stop Si

Twizeled
put the drink down never. their should always be a back up plan! when to just say no cant . whouldnt know how to act! what is the stoping point you ask? no paints no short an you have no idea where your clothes are is 1 . then there is when walking becomes a problem 2 /

Twloha
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Two A.m.
The clock has struck the hour two. I cannot sleep for thoughts of you. The way your eyes light up my life, Keeps me awake throughout the night. And as I long to hold you near, Your golden-throated voice I hear. You sing to me a song so sweet, I pray we once again will meet. The sun, the moon, the stars above, I'd give to you but for your love. All this that I would give to hear, Your whispered love upon my ear. A question haunts me day and night. Am I the one to grace your life? And do you lie awake at two? To think of me, as I, of you. August

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Two Horses Just up the road from my home is a field, with two horses in it. From a distance, each horse looks like any other horse. But if you stop your car, or are walking by, you will notice something quite amazing... Looking into the eyes of one horse will disclose that he is blind. His owner has chosen not to have him put down, but has made a good home for him. This alone is amazing. If you stand nearby and listen, you will hear the sound of a bell. Looking around for the source of the sound, you will see that it comes from the smaller horse in the field. Attached to the horse's halter is a small bell. It lets the blind friend know where the other horse is, so he can follow. As you stand and watch these two friends, you'll see that the horse with the bell is always checking on the blind horse, and that the blind horse will listen for the bell and then slowly walk to where the other horse is, trusting that he will not be led astray. When the ho

Two Awesome People To Know
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Two Birds
Two birds tumble in the sky in an awkward aerobatic mating dance - I hear their high-pitched ecstatic cries and look to see them break apart and fly into a tree to preen and catch their breaths. He turns to her and playfully pushes at her as if to say: "let's do that again". They do. © All rights reserved

Two Bodies
Two Bodies dancing In the candle light The moon's in full glow Two people come together The heat starts to rise Curiosity becomes a need And the need becomes a must With lips partly open Touching bare skin Traveling the body of a lover A tongue flicks up and down Nails drag along the back Hands pull the bodies closer Darks pools of desire flare In one another's eyes Moans getting louder As a hip starts to grind For they had not expected they could never imagine That they would be this good He licks and sucks over and over With her body at a breaking point She urges him on Grabbing his shoulders Pressing him down He feels her shudder And know's what he has done. She kisses him softly She licks him slowly Going all the way down A soft moan escapes him She keeps changing it up Till his body his twitching She know's she's in control His moans getting louder She feels his body release Anticipation of this moment Made adrenaline race Now tota

Two Become One ...
The lover sleeps and amid his dreams His angel comes on sunlit beams. To waken him with kisses sweet, For her love for him is oh so deep. She wakes him with her caresses light Upon his skin and smiles so bright. And in her eyes, he sees the love She feels for him neath stars above. He comes to her to gently place, Kisses upon her neck and face. To caress her body and touch her soul. For together two become a whole.

Two Brothers
Two brothers sat on the shore They saw that the tide had washed up new shells on the shoreline They could see some were encrusted with pearls There was one shell that appeared empty One brother gathered all of the pearl encrusted shells and began to take his treasure home to protect it from theft The other brother picked up the hollow shell A gentle breeze blew in causing a whistling sound to eminate from the shell He picked up the ordinary shell and held it to his ear He closed his eyes and he could hear all of the mysteries of the ocean He heard trumpets echoing through from a far shore He heard deep cries of ocean birds.. life and death of many from other times and places He smiled as he strolled carelessly down the shore Sometimes I tell a story and no one is there to hear.. smiles walking carelessly away

Two Choices
two choices what would you do....you make the choice. dont look for a punch line, theres isnt one. read it anyways. my question is: would you have made the same choice? At a fundraising dinner for a school that serves learning-disabled children, the father of one of the students delivered a speech that would never be forgotten by all who attended. after extolling the school and its dedicated staff, he offered a question:"when not interfered with by outside influences, everything nature does is done with perfection. yet my son, shay, cannot learn things as other children do. he cannot understand things as other children do. where is the natural order of things in my son?? the audience was stilled my the query. the father continued. "i believe that when a child like shay, physically and mentally handi capped comes into the world, an opportunity to realize true human nature presents itself, and it comes in the way other people treat that child". then he tol

Two Choices
(I sure would like to know who wrote this one! They deserve a HUGE pat on the back!) I HAVE TO PASS A URINE TEST FOR MY JOB... SO I AGREE 100% Like a lot of folks in this state, I have a job. I work, they pay me. I pay my taxes and the government distributes my taxes as it sees fit. In order to get that paycheck, I am required to pass a random urine test with which I have no problem. What I do have a problem with is the distribution of my taxes to people who don't have to pass a urine test. Shouldn't one have to pass a urine test to get a welfare check because I have to pass one to earn it for them? Please understand, I have no problem with helping people get back on their feet. I do, on the other hand, have a problem with helping someone sitting on their ASS, doing drugs, while I work. . . . Can you imagine how much money the state would save if people had to pass a urine test to get a public assistance check ! ? Pass this along if you agree or simply delete if you don't. Hope

Two Chances To Own Me For My Bday!
This AWESOME bully was made for me.. ;] read bottom of blog for 2nd chance to own me. Sweet suckface………..doesnt she just make u wanna suck her face? Lol I love ya bish but seriously guys its this lil lollipops birthday in a couple weeks and we need some serious spanking going on here!!! How can you not want to see some more of ms sexyness herself? This sexy bish has A LOT to offer and she is very loyal to her owners boyz;);) Spank my lovely, adorable, sexy, beautiful, gorgeous, and magnificent friend in her auction on my page! Here is the link so come n play boys AND girls!!! She is waiting for you*winks*, if you would like to go and see her and add,rate,fan her as well her is her link! suckface™ aka staceyfbaby.

Two Clipz
Creep With A KillaCreep Creep With A KillaCreep Creep With A Killa NowSmoke Smoke With A KillaSmoke Smoke With A KillaSmoke Smoke With A Killa NowCreep With A KillaCreep Creep With A KillaCreep Creep With A Killa NowSmoke Smoke With A KillaSmoke Smoke With A KillaSmoke Smoke With A Killa NowI'm Puffin' On The Cherry Blunt To The Sound of This SickB I'm Tokin' And I'm Chokin' On This Albucrazy Bomb WeedCigarettes Next To Me To Add That Ten Percent HighI've Got Dead Bodies On My Ceiling Blood Drips From Their EyesWe Smokin' And Chokin' And We Be Killin' On The DailyEyes Blood Red And Glazy And The Room's All Grey And HazyThe Smells Amazing Us Wicked Killas Always Blazin'Green Blood Dried Up In Blood That's The shit That's The Shit That Gets Our Hearts RacingSo Sit Back And Chill As We Take You Through This FazeWe Roll 'Em Up Tight As We Creep In The Night So Just Roll Up Your Blunts And Blazed And SayCreep With A KillaCreep Creep With A KillaCreep Creep With A Killa NowSmoke Smoke With A

The Two Dancers
I was twenty years old a dancer at a club and had never been with a woman before in my life.I met alot of girls there, but one stuck out in my mind because she was so sexy, graceful, and had a great rack. She was not your typical dancer she had class. She had the longest legs that pretty much made and ass out of them selves and a very sexy soft curvatious body. She had what I would call an hour glass figure with the softest skin and the most supple breasts. I would catch myself staring at her and I know she caught me doing it too. I couldn't help it all I could do was fantisize of having her legs wrapped around my head and me tasting her juices. She was all I could think about , it consumed my every thought. Oneday I went in to work early and she was there too I was suprised because she was always late I guess she had the same idea in mind as I did to have enough time to get ready and not have to rush. we started talking about some of the shows we did and she asked me to do a shower

Two Dragons Soaring
Two Dragons Soaring They find each other at night as they have for unknown years. Soaring among the stars wing tip to wing tip, and what is shared is as old as time itself. When their eyes meet smiles of joy alight their faces. Thoughts cross between them without a sound being made for each knows the other as well as they do themselves. Whenever they are together time first slows then stops. They laugh, They touch, They play, soaring higher and higher till the earth is but a dot. Among the stars they will go for time on end without a thought of anything, save the other. Two Dragons Soaring among the stars.

Two Days From Renfrew...
Dear Kenny, Thankfully the odds of you reading this are almost nonexistent. You've shredded my heart into pieces. Now you say you'll call and I've sat by the phone all day waiting. Of course you don't call. You were supposed to be the one. Supposed to stand by me. You don't. Yet, even now, I sit by the phone while waiting for that collect call from the county jail. Why? I have no idea. And I promise you, next time, when you do call, I won't necessarily be here anymore. You've taken enough years from my life. I won't let you have another day. I could have spent the entire day readying for Florida, yet I spent it all pining for your sorry ass. No more. Karina I'm nervous as hell. But excited. I don't know. I haven't even started preparing yet, which is bad. I have to have everything I need because I'm fucked if I forget anything. No way to get stuff sent down to me. i can't believe Kenny decides now to be supportive though. He's the loser ex boyfriend, who doesn't know the meaning of t

Two Everyone Here At Cherry :)
imikimi - Customize Your World Ok does this mean I lost my cherry now lol? But I want to thank everyone for the welcomes I liked every single one of them :) Now I need to learn what do I do on this lol Sarah Fubar is cool but a barfly I think not so show the love and sign that damn book and I shall do the same for who ever comes my way and steps on thy page 0:) 0:) 0:) 0:) 0:) 0:) 0:) 0:) 0:) 0:) 0:) 0:)

Two Elderly Women...
Two elderly women were out driving in a large car, both could barely see over the dashboard. As they were cruising along they came to an intersection. The stoplight was red but they just went on through. The woman in the passenger seat thought to herself, "I must be losing my mind, I swear we just went through a red light." After a few more minutes they came to another intersection and the light was red again, and again they went right through. This time the woman in the passenger seat was almost sure that the light had been red, but was really concerned that she was mistaken. She was getting nervous and decided to pay very close attention to the road and the next intersection to see what was going on. At the next intersection, sure enough, the light was definitely red and they went right through. She turned to the woman driving and said, "Mildred! Did you know we just ran through three red lights in a row! You could have killed us!" Mildred turned to her and said, "O

Two Every One Who Fan Rates Adds
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Two Faced Friends
People are too fake on here. They only want pic comments or to see how many friends they can get. So lets see who will actually repost this. This is to see whos paying attention. This is a test to see how many people in my friends list actually pay attention to me. Copy and repost in your own bulletin. Lets see who the true friends are and i think i know who you are. Repost if you are a friend... dont reply... just copy and paste this in a new bulletin as "two faced friends''

Two Faced Friends For A Friend Xx
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Two Faced
I really hate drama but what I hate even more are self-righteous morons who think they know everything & are above a fan train, than guess what?? They go and make one of their own LMAO!!!!!! This dee dee dee.... ♥ Life - Club Fantasia's Bartender posted this... in a blog on my fan train page... O look she went & made one http://cherrytap.com/bulletins.php?b=2212275213 The word 2 faced comes to mind...

Two Face People
well seems to me that there are people in this world that act as your friends but truly are NOT!!!!! I mean if you have a problem with someone why not tell them to there face? Why the hell will you act as a friend and then talk shit? I Don't understand it at all. I guess i am the only person in the world that if i feel something is wrong or i get asked my opinion that i actually tell them the truth . I mean if the truth fucking hurts don't ask right? And please don't tell me about all the Drama you have and expect me to sit there and be quite about it . I mean i would not be much of a friend if i did not offer my advice. It is up to you and you alone to take it or leave it. And if you don't like it cool . I mean really it's no skin off my back.I was just trying to help with the wisdom of my years. But hey thats what friends are for right to talk to each other and not betray one another. See i am Kinda pissed the fuck off becouse i have a friend who i thuoght was my frie

Two3five7
Dollar-bills and coins enter and leave the wallets of enemies and friends Mornings, afternoons, evenings, and weekends fill with reminders of your dreams Demographics enjoy comforts that you are failing to endure Now you wait for a last chance to remain as innocent and pure Kings, queens, bishops, rooks, knights, and pawns rule the face of the Earth Feet march, left and right, race against time, forgetting to breathe Now you wait for more lessons in sharing everyone’s frivolous concerns Dollar-bills and coins enter and leave the wallets of enemies and friends Welcome to Quicksand Island, the home of Lower Fort Knox Here, you are fed for helping to move ginormous gold-bricks Here, you are clothed for flattering every briefcase, each tie Shelter you get for punctual shift-attendance each day Now the complacent-people, without even a clue to stand on People who wave a magic-wand back at each solution People who read a high-verb low-pronoun diet We

Two Face Friends
Bet there are plenty of you on my friends list that won’t even read this or even give a shit about the bulletins that are posted. People are too fake on here. They only want pic comments or to see how many friends they can get. So lets see who will actually repost this. This is to see who’s paying attention. This is a test to see how many people in my friends list actually pay attention. Copy and repost in your own bulletin. Let’s see who the true friends are and i think i know who you are. Repost if you are a friend... don’t reply... just copy and paste this in a new bulletin as "two faced friends"...i posted this because im not 2 faced or a hater!!!

Two For Darius.........
Lord Darius came into the house quietly; he wanted to watch his slave without her being aware. Before he left that morning he had instructed her that she should remain naked except for her collar all day. She could use the garden but must not dress. She is in the garden sunbathing naked by the pool. Master stands in the shadow of the house watching. She stretches; he can see her tits rise as she breaths. She gets up and walks to the edge of the pool. Her body is lithe and athletic. She composes herself and dives into the cool blue water. She swims several lengths then walks up the steps. The water is running off her delicious curves. She looks so sexy. Her master's cock is already hard and he can feel his excitement rise as he watches her lie down on his lounger. He picks his favourite toys up off the coffee table and goes to join his slave by the pool. As soon as she sees him she gets on her knees. She kisses his feet as she had been taught to do and waited for his next co

Two Faced People..
I have had my fair share of fuckers in my life but this past year I found myself with an unusual amount. Now some have come clean about their two faced-ness and while I appreciate that it still just shows me how you really are. It took me calling you out about it to own up to it. Otherwise you would have been perfectly content talking shit about me behind my back. No matter tho' cause there is nothing anyone can say about me that will make or break me. In my life I have always tried to be real with people. To let them know exactly how I feel and where they stand with me. I have never once acted fake with someone. Either I like you or I hate your guts there is no middle ground with me. And that's usually how people are with me. Just so you know it didnt hurt me to hear that you said you were glad he dumped me to be with her because you know what? I am extremely glad how things worked out. It was truly the best thing for me. At the time I couldnt see that, but being away fr

Two Gay Men
CHOOSE TO HAVE A BABY. THEY MIX THEIR SPEM, THEN HAVE A SURROGATE MOTHER ARTIFICIALLY INSEMINATED.WHEN THE BABY IS BORN, THEY RUSH TO THE HOSPITAL. TWO DOZEN BABIES ARE IN THE WARD, 23 OF WHOM ARE CRYING AND HICCUPPING. ONE , OVER IN THE CONER IS SMILING CONTENTEDLY AND SWEETLY GURGLING. A NURSE COMES BY AND TO THE GAYS' DELIGHT,SHE POINT OUT THE HAPPY CHILD AS THEIRS."ISN'T IT PRECIOUS" RIDLEYSAYS TO PEARSON,"ALL THESE UNHAPPY CHILDREN AND OURS IS SO HAPPY." THE NURSECOMES OVER AND FLATLY SAYS," OH, SURE, HE'S HAPPY AS A CLAM NOW,BUT JUST WATCH WHAT HAPPENS WHEN WE PULL THE PACIFIER OUT OF HIS ASS."

Two Glasses Of Wine
A good message. +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ When things in your life seem almost too much to handle, when 24 hours in a day are not enough, remember the mayonnaise jar and the 2 glasses of wine... A professor stood before his philosophy class and had some items in front of him. When the class began, wordlessly, he picked up a very large and empty mayonnaise jar and proceeded to fill it with golf balls. He then asked the students if the jar was full. They agreed that it was. The professor then picked up a box of pebbles and poured them into the jar. He shook the jar lightly. The pebbles rolled into the open areas between the golf balls. He then asked the students again if the jar was full. They agreed it was. The professor next picked up a box of sand and poured it into the jar. Of course, the sand filled up everything else He asked once more if the jar was full. The students resp

Two Golfers
Ralph and Charlie where playing the ninth hole at the local country club when Ralph hit his tee shot way to the right. Ralph walked over to the deep rough, found his ball, and proceeded to beat the hell out of wild buttercups with his pitching wedge. Mother Nature appeared and said, "Since you destroyed all of my favorite buttercups, if you ever taste butter, smell butter, or even think about butter you will become deathly ill and die." Ralph walked out of the rough toward Charlie with a big smile on his face. Ralph then told him his story with a big grin on his face. Charlie says, "That's not a good thing! Why are you smiling?" Ralph replies, "I almost hit the pussy willows."

Two Glasses Of Wine
Subject: LIFE AS IT SHOULD BE ----- TWO GLASSES OF WINE----- When things in your life seem almost too much to handle, when 24 hours in a day are not enough, remember the mayonnaise jar and the 2 glasses of wine... A professor stood before his philosophy class and had some items in front of him. When the class began, wordlessly, he picked up a very large and empty mayonnaise jar and proceeded to fill it with golf balls . He then asked the students if the jar was full. They agreed that it was. The professor then picked up a box of pebbles and poured them into the jar. He shook the jar lightly. The pebbles rolled into the open areas between the golf balls. He then asked t he students again if the jar was full. They agreed it was. The professor next picked up a box of sand and poured it into the jar. Of course, the sand filled up everything else. He asked once more if the jar was full. The students responded with an unanimous 'yes.' The professor

Two Guys In Lowe's
Two guys, one old timer and one young, are pushing their carts around >> Lowe's Building Supply when they collide. >> >> The old timer says to the young guy, 'Sorry about that. I'm looking for >> my wife, and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going. >> >> 'The young guy says, 'That's OK It's a coincidence. I'm looking for my >> wife, too. I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate.' >> >> The old guy says, 'Well, maybe we can help each other. What does your >> wife look like?' >> >> The young guy says, 'Well, she is 24 yrs old, tall, with blonde hair, big >> blue eyes, long legs, big boobs, and she's wearing tight >> white shorts, a halter top and no bra What does your wife look like?' >> >> The old timer says...... 'Doesn't matter --- let's look for Yours.' > >

Two Great Ladies!!
THESE TWO LADIES ARE TWO OF THE NICEST PEOPLE ON THE FU. STOP BY AND SHOW THEM LOTS OF FU LOVE BY FANNING,ADDING,RATEING THEM AND IF YOUR FEELING EXTRA NICE DROP A BLING OR TWO ON THEM FIRST THEIR PICS, THEN THEIR LINKS TO THEIR PROFILES *************** HEAVEN *************** AND LIFES A BEACH *************** HERE ARE THE LINKS TO THEIR PROFILES LIFES A BEACH ~Life's a Beach & I'm Just Tanning aka:Barefoot Babydoll®"~The Official Fu Mermaid®~@ fubar HERE'S HEAVENS ~*ღHeavenღ*~Owned by the sexy Life's A Beach@ fubar ***************

Two Geeks=eternal Love
I made the best decision of my life on June 5th 2006. It was an ordinary day that started with a phone call from a very angry guy I was seeing at the time. He pretty much blamed me for making his mother mad enough to run over his cat. The reason was I wasn't treating her son "right". See, prior to this I had been the main bread winner and had supported him and his endevors for several months. Tired and frustrated that I didn't have a dime to name, I grew weary of feeling underappreciated. Plus, he had turned abusive...both physically and verbally. This had finally reached his boiling point that morning once I received that phone call. I did the only thing a girl can do...hang up the phone. I got dressed, grabbed my keys and headed into town. I stopped at a local coffee shop and explained to the waiter why I looked so grim. He could only shrug and shake his head in disbelief. Once I left, I headed towards my car, only to run into an old friend of mine. She had a gang of fr

Twohearts
Two Hearts Song of two hearts becoming one. Joined forever and one day more. Never to know loneliness again. When the angels come down to take us away. Part of our soul in the other forever will stay. We will love each other past the time, The earth for gets to turn, stars cease to burn, One light will continue to burn deep down in our soul's. That love is what we have for each other. Your love is like food for my soul. My heart sings the beauty I've found in you. When other couple's love comes undone. Our's keeps glowing like the morning sun. It brightens our live's as well as our heart's with a perfect love. TwoHearts 1 love.. I can’t get you out of my mind. I keep thinking about how much I enjoy talking with you, how great you look when you smile and how much I like your laugh. I day dream about you off and on all day. Replaying pieces of our conversation... Laughing again about funny things you said or did. I’ve memorized your face and the way you look

Two Hearts That Beat As One
The touch of your hand The look upon your face watching you glisten with sweat as you take me with beauty and grace Two halves entertwined now become a whole Both reaching for the ecstasy that can only be felt deep in the soul You look in my eyes as this miracle takes place A single tear trickles down from each others face No Words are needed to say how you each feel inside For only in the two hearts beating as one can true love reside

Two Hearts Thunder As One
My temptress, goddess, friend and mate I long for your soft lips on my burning skin to take you, possess you, make you mine warm flesh pressed so close onto our bed your master and slave in love's sweet service in sweet surrender to love's sublime call lay beside me, moan for me, a hungry melody pinked cheeks made with such tender care cupped hand on your sweet round rump in time hours pass in our journey to that secret place where we flow like river currents entwined twin streams bound tightly by true love your back arches, in sweet surrender you belong to me forever my little one your mountain strong until the end of time I shall protect you and never let you go I cherish the gift you bring to me so freely that you win my heart and I cry your name we are both bound tight in this dance for I am a slave to you in love's service bound to you forever body and soul as you are my love slave forevermore sweet surrender to love's seductive call two wild hearts th

Two Horses
Two Horses Author - unknown Just up the road from my home is a field, with two horses in it. From a distance, each horse looks like any other horse. But if you stop your car, or are walking by, you will notice something quite amazing.... Looking into the eyes of one horse will disclose that he is blind. His owner has chosen not to have him put down, but has made a good home for him. This alone is amazing. If you stand nearby and listen, you will hear the sound of a bell. Looking around for the source of the sound, you will see that it comes from the smaller horse in the field. Attached to the horse's halter is a small bell It lets the blind friend know where the other horse is, so he can follow. As you stand and watch these two friends, You'll see that the horse with the bell is always checking on the blind horse, And that the blind horse will listen for the bell and then slowly walk To where the other horse is, Trusting that he will not be l

Two In The Bush
Bored and horny, Amy left her apartment. She started walking the two blocks to Renee's house. Amy would have preferred spending the evening with a man, but it was Monday and most of the clubs were closed. The walk was soothing; the evening enveloped her like a silk robe. Renee's house was a cute little bungalow with a private back yard that was perfect for sitting outdoors on warm summer nights. Amy hoped that Renee would be home and interested in splitting a bottle of wine, gossiping, and maybe playing some cards. Amy reached the house at sunset. Though Renee's car was parked down the driveway, the front rooms of the bungalow were dark. Amy let out a sigh of disappointment. It was possible that Renee had a date, but she hadn't mentioned it. Amy walked down the driveway that ran alongside the house, hoping that Renee was in the back yard. She envisioned Renee eating dinner or reading a book, oblivious to everything around her. She looked over the fence. Ten feet away saw Renee standin

Two Jokes
**** One day a Priest was saying Mass in Church, when all of a sudden he had to fart. As he farted, he heard something fall to the ground behind him. The Priest looks down and finds a nail. Confused he looks around to find where it came from, when all of a sudden he looks up and Jesus on the Cross was holding his nose with one hand. **** Two Gay men were in the shower making love when all of a sudden the phone rings. So the man pulls out and tells his lover not to finish without him. After the phone call he comes back to the shower and finds c*m all over the shower walls, curtain and tub. Highly upset he yells at his lover, I told you not to finish without me! The lover tells him I didn't, all I did was fart.

Two Kinds Of Hurt By Bob Makransky
Two Kinds of Hurt There are two kinds of hurt: self-pitying hurt and sad hurt. Self-pitying hurt is the kind of hurt we feel on purpose, so that we'll have a good excuse to wallow in self-pity. Whenever we are self-righteously indignant at someone else's behavior, we are indulging in self-pitying hurt. We seek self-pitying hurt when we expect or demand something from another person which that person is not offering freely. Whenever we believe that other people (e.g. our parents, spouse, or children) owe us anything; whenever we try to bribe, wheedle, or coerce other people; to try to make them feel guilty if they don't come across for us; to impose our own desires on them beyond what they are comfortable with; then what we are actually seeking from them is their rejection, which we can conveniently blame on them. Whenever we make our happiness depend on something which someone else does or doesn't do, we are just asking that person to hurt us. This kind of hurt is e

Twolouds Crap
Hey peoples..check out my videos. Im filtering out the ones that dont slowly but for sure, so give me time..enjoy! Rate them to yo. Im not on much I dont ask all the time..;) Peace peoples! Its nice out! Howdy all. I updated my video stash. Check it out, rate and leave comments if you like them. I still have a few more pages to upload so stay tuned. PEACE! Added a playlist to my main page. Check it out. Let me know what you think. (same on thats on my myspace)

Two Lives As One
To the endless sorrow of night time departure into the realms of sleep We dwell within each others arms again in yet another world And in us the true fantasy spills into real life and waking time So love within the sphere of emotion, asleep, yet is like a waking dream Oh fleet of foot, an angel floats, within my sight and low and behold She dances with me..........such an honour and privilege Such beauty grace and elegance, eclipses the loveliness of the world So in my eyes she is the wonder of the whole world.....for she is....my world Faint into my arms fair angel and let me carry you forth into a dream Filled with perfection in emotion and my love spilleth over for you As beautiful waterfall does bring wonder to within my sight So you my love bring such wonders to my heart and soul To see my angel dance as a flower dances in the subtle breeze Swaying to and fro in my trusting arms so safe yet serene Never straying too far from my grasp as my heart can not part fr

Two Men On A Bus/one Woman!!
A bus stops and 2 men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of them say the following: "Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more! Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time." The lady can't take this any more. "You foul-mouthed sex obsessed pig," she retorted indignantly. "In this country we don't speak aloud in public places about our sex lives." "Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talkin'abouta sex? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spell ' Mississippi '." $5.00 says you're gonna read this again!

Two Men
Two men in my life The most important two One to start me out One to help me finish These two men I want you to know Have helped me through my life to grow They showed me how to love and laugh One loved the other as a son One loved me because he said I was the one These two men my Daddy and husband Have shown me things no one else could They have taught me to fish and hunt and garden To paint and work on cars and hammer a nail That is just the start of what I have learned I am not done you see one is still teaching To watch them is how I learned you see They have taught me how to be me To be more like them I would like to be They forgive and love and treat others equally I strive to be like them more each day You see because I have learned along the way That these two men are like no others They loved me even if I was rude Their patience great throughout my life Let me tell, you I am the first to say I have mes

Two New Classes Start This Week
Well I got a phone call today telling me I don't get a break between classes like I am supposed to. Usually I get a week in between but not this time. Grrr aggravation. So I am retaking Fundamentals of Marketing and now taking Computer classes also. Fun Fun Fun.. In other words everyone I am going to be around less and less. Which means less ability to help in comment bombing, and so on. Not that too many will miss me but I just wanted to let the few that give a shit know that unless they know the other ways to reach me *wink* then I will be indisposed a lot. Just because I am logged in won't mean that I am sitting here. I will be using a different browser for school. Anyway I will miss some of you asses and the rest hey ya never talk so nothing to miss.

Two Of The Hardest Working People On Fubar!!! Bulletin By Yeahmon
These two people work endlessly to help people on fubar and ask for nothing in return. They have helped countless people level from fresh meat all the way up to Oracle. Please stop in and show the both of them the love that they deserve! Mikey@ fubar ♥BooBoo♥ Founder of Shadow Levelers.Owned By Lynne Co-Owner of Cutterbum@ fubar This message brought to you by Mike Hawk â˜ Yeahmon â˜ â˜Ÿ Shadow Leveler â˜Ÿ â™Š Please read my profile â™Š@ fubar (repost of original by '☠ Yeahmon ☠ ☟ Shadow Leveler ☟ ♊ Please read my profile ♊' on '2008-06-15 04:04:27')

Two Priests
>> > Two priests are off to the showers late one >> > night. They undress and step into the showers >> > >> > before they realize there is no soap. >> > >> > Father John says he has soap in his room and >> > goes to get it, not bothering to dress. >> > >> > He grabs two bars of soap, one in each hand, >> > and heads back to the showers. He is halfway >> > down the hall when he sees three nuns heading his >> > way. >> > Having no place to hide, he stands against >> > the wall and freezes like he's a statue. >> > >> > The nuns stop and comment on how life-like >> > he looks. The first nun suddenly reaches out and >> > pulls on his >> > manhood. Startled, he drops a bar of soap. >> > >> > "Oh look" says the first nun, "it's a soap >> > dispenser". To test her theory the second nun also >> > pulls on his >> > manhood. Sure enough, he drops the second bar of >> > soap. >> > >> > Now the third nun decides to have a go. She >> > pulls once

Two Patients
TWO PATIENTS Boy, if this doesn't hit the nail on the old head, I don't know what does! Two patients limp into two different medical clinics with the same complaint. Both have trouble walking and appear to require a hip replacement. The FIRST patient is examined within the hour, is x-rayed the same day and has a time booked for surgery the following week. The SECOND sees his family doctor after waiting 3 weeks for an appointment, then waits 8 weeks to see a specialist, then gets an x-ray, which isn't reviewed for another week and finally has his surgery scheduled for a month from then. Why the different treatment for the two patients? The FIRST is a Golden Retriever. The SECOND is a Senior Citizen. Next time take me to a vet.

Two Parts
I have two parts. One part of me wants to hold you close, to make you feel singular, whisper things to you to make you laugh, look into your shiny eyes and see myself reflected there as the one true object of your affection. I want to take you to places I have been alone and experience them all over through you. I want to watch the technicolor sunset with my arm around your shoulder. And the other part? I want to blow things up with you, to make the echoes of our cries bounce against the bedroom walls and make your skin burn with every touch. I want to stain the mirror with the image of your back arched and your mouth open, mid-scream, as I fill you with me and the world goes glassy all around us. You will have both parts. forever. © All rights reserved

Two Priests
Two priests are off to the showers late one night. They undress and step in the showers before they realize there is no soap. Father John says he has some soap in his room and goes to get it, not bothering to dress. He grabs two bars of soap in his hands and heads back to the showers. He gets halfway down the hall when he sees three nuns heading his way. Having no place to hide, he stands against the wall and freezes like he's a statue. The nuns stop and comment on how life-like he looks. The first nun suddenly reaches out and pulls his dick. Startled, he drops a bar of soap. "Oh look," says the 2nd nun... "A soap dispenser." To test her theory she also pulls his dick...and sure enough he drops the last bar of soap. The third nun then pulls, first once, then twice and three times. Still nothing happens. So she tries once more and to her delight she yells... "Look, hand cream!"

~ Two Princes ~
Friggin Awesome Song....Enjoy..... One, two princes kneel before you That what I said now Princes, princes who adore you Just go ahead now One has diamonds in his pockets That's some bread, now This one said he wants to buy you rockets Ain't in his head, now This one he got a princely racket That's what I said now Got some Big Seal upon his jacket Ain't in his head now You marry him, your father will condone you How 'bout that now You marry me, your father will disown you He'll eat his hat, now Marry him, marry me I'm the one that loved you baby can't you see? Ain't got no future or family tree But I know what a prince and lover ought to be I know what a prince and lover ought be Said if you want to call me baby Just go ahead now And if you like to tell me maybe Just go ahead now And if you wanted to buy me flowers Just go ahead now And if you like to talk for hours Just go ahead now Said one, two princes kneel before you That what I

Two Question
Life really boils down to 2 questions...1. Should I get a dog....? OR... 2. Should I have children? No matter what situations life throws at you.... No matter how long and treacherous your journey may seem...Remember ~~ there is a light at the end of the tunnel. You're laughing aren't you? That's good ~~ my job here is done! Have a great day

Twoshy
well the update: the contest i entered a few weeks ago went very well...i came in 2nd and was happy with that...until we found out that the host had scammed the contest. her page has been deleted and no prizes were given. i don't think this person just dissappeared..i do think she has a different account and has gone under a new name but if any of you know the whereabouts of mistress haley she is a fake. to sponser a contest and not even have the nerve to let people know whats going on is just wrong...hell if she didnt have the money she should have said "i don't have the money to give the gifts promised"..but to just leave, change accounts...that is a true coward. i hated this happened..i worked very hard and had several friends helping and i apologize for this scam...peace to ya. hey everyone here is the link to the contest...please help if you can i really need it or i wouldnt ask...peace contest runs another week..thanks hey everybody i was asked to be in a contest and s

Two Steps Behind
You could have a change of heart, if you would only change your mind Instead of slamming down the phone girl, for the hundredth time I got your number on my wall, but I ain't gonna make that call When divided we stand baby, united we fall Got the time got a chance gonna make it Got my hands on your heart gonna take it All I know I can't fight this flame You could have a change of heart, if you would only change your mind Cause I'm crazy 'bout you baby, time after time Without you One night alone Is like a year without you baby Do you have a heart of stone Without you Can't stop the hurt inside When love and hate collide I don't wanna fight no more, I don't know what we're fighting for When we treat each other baby, like an act of war I could tell a million lies and it would come as no surprise When the truth is like a stranger, hits you right between the eyes There's a time and a place and a reason And I know I got a love to believe in All I know got to win

The Two Sides To Balance
“Living with contradiction, holding together polarities, making room for divergence leads to vitality and enables us to see opposites not as dead ends but as a series of open doors.” -- Elizabeth J. Canham I have been focusing on balance lately and learning much about myself. All forces in nature continually seek balance. We’re most grounded and stable when we balance the head and heart, feeling and thinking, the inner and the outer and the extremes of dualities. Growth, on the other hand, comes when we’re off balance. Being off balance creates tensions, new experiences and the dynamics of life. All life is cyclic and cycles take us out of balance – rising and falling, visiting the extremes of highs and lows. Like the back and forth swing of a pendulum, our experience of duality must include both the positives and negatives, like love and fear, health and disease, joy and grief. We can’t swing in just one direction. To grow in consciousness, we must honour the integrity

Twosweet
HEY WHAT'S UP PEOPLE, WELL IM SURE SOME OF YOU HAVE DATED GUYS OR GIRLS YOUNGER THEN YOU? HOW WAS IS? SHOULD WOMEN DATE MEN YOUNGER THEN THEM AND SHOULD MEN DATE WOMEN OLDER THEN THEM? WELL TO ME I THINK IT HARD FOR A WOMEN TO BE WITH A MAN YOUNGER THEN THEM. WHY? BECAUSE I'VE TRYED AND HE WANTS TO MUCH OF MY TIME. NEVER CAN DO ANYTHING BY MYSELF. ITS NICE DONT GET ME WRONG WHEN YOU HAVE SOME ONE AND ALL THEY WANT TO DO IS BE WITH YOU, BUT HEY SOMETIMES YOU NEED YOUR SPACE AND JUST BE ALONE OR DOING SOME YOU LIKE. WELL I GUESS IM NOT READY FOR THAT CANED OF THING YET? I REALLY DONT KNOW OR MAY IM JUST USED TO HOW IT WAS ME AND MY TWO BOYS. I DONT THINK ILL EVER BE READY FOR MR. RIGHT!!!!! EVEN IF HE IS MY AGE OR NOT.

Two Seconds
I'm in a RATES ONLY contest trying to win the prize for a friend can't say who cos it's a surprise and i don't want her to see lol This contest ends in a couple of hrs and im behind so really need your help! PLZ RATE THIS PIC!!!!!! (DO NOT COMMENT) CLICK HERE TO RATE once you have rated send me a fu-message to let me know and i will transfer the fu-bucks (might transfer them tomorrow as its 3am here and i need sleep! lol) §AÐI§TI© LIGHT ~Ånarchy §kulls Mistress~ GrØw ®oØm EñTìt¥@ fubar PLZ HELP ME WIN THIS FOR HER! and REPOST REPOST REPOST! I'm in a rates only contest So help me out please! It's just 2 Clicks!!!

Two Soul's
two souls the words within a rhyme a perfect match two hearts intertwined two lovers holding on with all their might destiny a future always bright two minds thoughts uniting as if one two minds thoughts colliding as if one one future a perfect sunset on the sea one ending forever you and me

Two Sides Of The Same Coin
Toss me up into the sky and watch me tumble down If i land face up im fine ill get back up again but when i dont then youll watch me in darkness nearly drown I sob and scream youll bleed me dry I'll know no end to pain until you toss me up and see if i land face up again

Two Sluts On Fu
Due to Fubar rules i cant put their names in this blog but if you want them SB me and will give you there names , theres two sluts they go around on fu become your friend One treats you nice until she gets tired of using you ,the other one seeks out men once she finds one she buys him thing like fu marriage blings and vips moves in with you marries u in rl or jus lives with you till she finds a new man on fu than moves on. Do not trust either of these two women they will both play you than get tired of you and move on if you want there names SB me . Also they make fake accounts to try an make you look bad if they stop liking you and the first one will play childish games use ur name similar pics and tell friends that you did something an send them after you so watch out for them both. Angel Tigress

Two Traveling Angels
Please come and vote for me. Here is the page http://cherrytap.com/images.php?u=52765&albumid=108772 Two traveling angels Keep reading to the bottom of the page -- don\'t stop at the feet (You\'ll see). Two traveling angels stopped to spend the night in the home of a wealthy family. The family was rude and refused to let the angels stay in the mansion\'s guest room. Instead the angels were given a small space in the cold basement. As they made their bed on the hard floor, the older angel saw a hole in the wall and repaired it. When the younger angel asked why, the older angel replied, \"Things aren\'t always what they seem.\" The next night the pair came to rest at the house of a very poor, but very hospitable farmer and his wife. After sharing what little food they had the couple let the angels sleep in their bed where they could have a good night\'s rest. When the sun came up the next morning the angels found the farmer and

Two Traveling Angels
Two traveling angels Keep reading to the bottom of the page -- don\'t stop at the feet (You\'ll see). Two traveling angels stopped to spend the night in the home of a wealthy family. The family was rude and refused to let the angels stay in the mansion\'s guest room. Instead the angels were given a small space in the cold basement. As they made their bed on the hard floor, the older angel saw a hole in the wall and repaired it. When the younger angel asked why, the older angel replied, \"Things aren\'t always what they seem.\" The next night the pair came to rest at the house of a very poor, but very hospitable farmer and his wife. After sharing what little food they had the couple let the angels sleep in their bed where they could have a good night\'s rest. When the sun came up the next morning the angels found the farmer and his wife in tears. Their only cow, whose milk had been their sole income, lay dead in the f

Two Truths And A Lie
In parts of this country yesterday and today many have seen rain. The rain we have seen and felt is not just rain, but the tears of the fallen. Fallen soliders and the fallen VT students. They weep not in sorrow but for the loved ones left behind. They weep for the pain that is on this earth. They weep for us. Evil one the battle yesterday it might win another day, but it will never win the war. Bless the soldiers fighting for us and bless the fallen VT students...Even the one that did the shooting. Two Truths & a Lie? Here's the deal: I want everyone who reads this to ask me 3 questions, no more no less. Ask me anything you want. Really. I'll answer anything. I may opt to e-mail answers to particularly sensitive questions, however. Then I want you to go to your blog, copy and paste this allowing your friends (including myself) to ask you anything. Here's the twist: Of the three questions you ask, I will answer two of them absolutely truthfully. As for the oth

Two Truths And A Lie.
Two Truths & a Lie? Here's the deal: I want everyone who reads this to ask me 3 questions, no more no less. Ask me anything you want. Really. I'll answer anything. I may opt to e-mail answers to particularly sensitive questions, however. Then I want you to go to your blog, copy and paste this allowing your friends (including myself) to ask you anything. Here's the twist: Of the three questions you ask, I will answer two of them absolutely truthfully. As for the other question -- I'll lie like a goat. (Well, not a truthful goat, obviously. The untrustworthy type of goat.) I will not reveal which two answers are truthful and which one is the lie.

Two Truths And One Lie...
if you want to be added to my family then contact me and let me know why you think i should add you to my family list... Two Truths & a Lie? Ok Guy's and Gal's don't be shy nor bashfull..once ur on this page you have to ask the 3 questions... Here's the deal: I want everyone who reads this to ask me 3 questions, no more no less. Ask me anything you want. Really. I'll answer anything. I may opt to e-mail answers to particularly sensitive questions, however. Then I want you to go to your blog, copy and paste this allowing your friends (including myself) to ask you anything. Here's the twist: Of the three questions you ask, I will answer two of them absolutely truthfully. As for the other question -- I'll lie like a goat. (Well, not a truthful goat, obviously. The untrustworthy type of goat.) I will not reveal which two answers are truthful and which one is the lie lets say (theoretically) your dating someone, and you think that they are slowly falling out of

Two Trees And A Woodpecker
>>It is hard to find a joke today without a dirty word or two in >> it, but here is one: >> >>Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. >>A small tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says to >>the >> birch, "Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch? "The birch >>says >>he cannot tell. Just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling. The >>birch >>says, "Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell if that >>is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?" >> >>The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree. He replies, >> "It is neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch. It is, >> however, the best piece of ash I have ever put my pecker in."

The Two That Got Away
He was a man who has worked at the radio station for many years.Today he was filthy rich.The man stood in front of the radio station inhaling one last drag from his expensive cuban cigar.So what if it was illegal.He was a radio god.The laws did not apply to him.He threw his cigar on the ground and a young woman in her twenties catches his eye.He waves at her and she smiles at him.A mail man stops by next to the woman and starts laughing at the man and the woman joins him.The man feels something eating through his shoe.His shoe is on fire.When he tries to look down at his feet his belly blocks his view.He remembered what one alway's did when they were on fire.The ground trembled as he dropped to the ground and rolled around.It took a janitor with a fire extinguisher to put out all the flames.An hour later a crew of medics tried to bandage the man's feet but he fought like a wild boar out of the ambulance when he found out that they supported the president and that they were Democrats.He

The Two Thirds Destiny
Open Mic. Night Venom of Hate Stuck in my head Infecting me Twisted and dirty Hated Digging your claws into me You can’t let me go No, no Not this again Staring into me Caught in the pools of my soul Digging into me So much deeper It couldn’t feel better Tearing at my flesh Ripping me Away from me Until you find what you seek Staring into me Caught in the pools of my soul Digging unto nadir of my filth Tearing at my flesh Hooks like talons buried in my soul Scratching at my mind Pulling at the darkness of my soul Drawing me hither I’ll never bleed for you To be the feast for your roaming demons Searching Seeking me out Lying in wait I pray you search harder Seek me farther My sin awaits your service Forsaken knowledge on the breath of my tongue Scarring me from within Never to return From the far side of normal The worms of your filth Wiggling around in my gut You’re the filthy little maggots devouring my soul With your eminent touch With the

Two Tree's Apart
Taking a step back and looking at the changes in society has often be a wake up call for every generation since even before we started writing our own history. I often wonder if the first man who brought us fire was told he was "evil" or bringing the fall of civilization as they knew it, or if he was told that his ways were wrong and would interfere with the natural order of things. Never had I thought that even I, being as open minded as I sometimes even have to strain to be, would fall into a category as to where I have to completely disagree with the progression of our society. So with the greatest attempt of trying to comprehend or understand where others are coming from I sit back and listen. I observe the ebb and flow of our humanity looking for some epic devinity of reason as to the path of man. Usually coming to the crossroads where it is best to just agree to disagree with some of our other members of society. For instance, the situation of racism in this world. I myse

Two Very True Stories
Two very true stories True story #1 World War II produced many heroes. One such man was Lieutenant Commander Butch O'Hare. He was a fighter pilot assigned to the aircraft carrier Lexington in the South Pacific. One day his entire squadron was sent on a mission. After he was airborne, he looked at his fuel gauge and realized that someone had forgotten to top off his fuel tank. He would not have enough fuel to complete his mission and get back to his ship. His flight leader told him to return to the carrier. Reluctantly he dropped out of formation and headed back to the fleet. As he was returning to the mother ship, he saw something that turned his blood cold. A squadron of Japanese bombers were speeding their way toward the American fleet. The American fighters were gone on a sortie and the fleet was all but defenseless. He couldn't reach his squadron and bring them back in time to save the fleet. Nor, could he warn the fleet of the approaching danger.

Two Women In Very Short Skirts
The sun beat down on my body as I ran along the beach. It felt good to feel my feet dig into the sand as I ran along the deserted beaches. It also felt good that not to worry about office work and just feel the intense pleasure of a physical task. I needed this holiday I had been burning out at work and everything had felt so overwhelming recently. The weather had been perfect warm, sunny and without school kids since the school holidays had not started yet. I had been able to get a nice room at a small resort hotel on the coast and had taken to running in the afternoon. I had also developed the habit of having a swim before I headed back to the hotel. Though there were houses on the cliffs above me they were far away and no one seemed around. So when I felt my muscles burning and my breath become laboured I stopped and rested for a little time. Looking about me I saw no one and stripped my clothes off my body. Naked I dove into the water and swam allowing my body to cool and res

Two Women In Heaven
Two Women Talking In Heaven: 1st woman: Hi! My name is Wanda. 2nd woman: Hi! I 'm Sylvia. How'd you die? 1st woman: I froze to death. 2nd woman: How horrible! 1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you? 2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV. 1st woman: So, what happened? 2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and searched, and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds . I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died. 1st woman: Too bad you

Two Wolves
Two Wolves One evening an old Cherokee told his grandson about a battle that goes on inside people. He said, "My son, the battle is between two "wolves" inside us all. One is Evil. It is anger, envy, jealousy, sorrow, regret, greed, arrogance, self-pity, guilt, resentment, inferiority, lies, false pride, superiority, and ego. The other is Good. It is joy, peace, love, hope, serenity, humility, kindness, benevolence, empathy, generosity, truth, compassion and faith." The grandson thought about it for a minute and then asked his grandfather: "Which wolf wins?" The old Cherokee simply replied, "The one you feed."