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CAN SOMEONE PLZ TELL ME WHY IT IS THAT THE ONLY TOP PHOTOS THAT ARE POSTED ANY MORE ARE THE ONES OF TITS AND ASS? I MEAN DONT GET ME WRONG I AM JUST AS QUICK AS ANY GUY TO LOOK AT BOTH OF THEM BUT YA KNOW THERE IS MORE TO WOMEN(WELL SOME) THAN TITS AND ASS
Top 15 Pick Up Lines Hilarious
Have fun with this sex quiz..Plz reply) post date: 2007-01-08 14:22:57 views: 24 comments: 2 ratings: 0 Name: Age: Current Location: Eye/Hair Color: Height: Ethnicity: Sexual Orientation: Size of penis/breast: WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN THE OPPOSITE SEX? Age: Eye/Hair: Height: Ethnicity: Body Type: What's your favorite part of a guys/gals body? EASY QUESTIONS: What kind of underwear are you wearing? Have you ever given/received a lap dance? Ever watch a porno? Ever made someone think you were gonna have sex but didn't? Are you into ass smacking? Are you a Virgin? When did you lose it? How was your first time? If you had a choice would you have stayed a virgin longer? Are you an easy O or hard O? Ever meet someone off the Internet for sex? How many dates does it take to get into your pants? Do you like dirty talk? (girls) Does size matter? (girls) What's the biggest you had? Smallest? How do you wear your pubic hair? How do you like you
To Ppl Who Think Ur Better Than Me
ok first off.....this is too all u ppl who think just becasue we ....meaning big ppl or whatever..... are diff that u can make funny of us but heres a wake up call to ya we are no diff than u just because we are diff sizes or diff colors or we think diff does not mean u r better if nething u just make funn of others to make ur self feel better so u all who do like to make funn of us than u must be pretty dam ugly cause if u fell like u have to make funn of us to feel better than f*** u ......but im telling u all my saying...IF U DONT LIKE THE BIG GURLS THEN TAKE UR SHITT SOME WERE ELES CAUSE IM TIRED OF UR BULLSHITT......
Top Promoter
Cool! They made me one of the top promoters of the day on here! how cool!
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OK...OK so I know I'm bragging just a little... well..a LOT, right? ROFL
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Top 10 Questions On Obama's Afghanistan Strategies
President Barack Obama will announce his new Afghanistan policy tonight at the U.S. Military Academy in West Point, New York.  Some news organizations have reported that President Obama will send anywhere from 30,000 to 34,000 additional troops to the region.  To get you prepared for tonight's announcement, here are some answers to the most asked questions about President Obama's proposal. 1. If the President sends 35,000 more troops to Afghanistan, does that count as a “surge?” Simply put, no, because the use of that term implies an Iraq-like strategy of ramping up forces to the maximum of what the generals are requesting. It has been widely reported that General McChrystal’s assessment for additional troops to achieve maximum chance of success was between 60,000 and 80,000 troops. While the President’s decision is better than no new troops at all, it falls short of that assessment. Additionally, the White House plans to add troops over time as it sees fit, a
Top 13 Reasons To Become A Witch
13. I live for persecution! 12. I'm a night person at heart. 11. We respect our elders... and alders, and willows, and oaks... 10. I just love explaining that a pentagram is NOT evil. 9. We do more after midnight than most people do all day! 8. Being burned at the stake is a great way to roast marshmallows. 7. We can talk to Elvis (and he IS dead). 6. You live, you learn, you die, you forget. Then you comeback... 5. Double the deities, double the fun! 4. We get more holidays. 3. Brooms get great mileage. 2. We were here first! 1. BELTANE!!!
Top 10 Reasons To Have Sex
WHO WANT'S TO HEAR GOOD, LOGICAL REASONS TO HAVE SEX?!!! 1. Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when women make love they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which makes hair shine and skin smooth. 2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced cleanses the pores and makes your skin glow. 3. Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled on during that romantic dinner. 4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up. It stretches and tones up just about every muscle in the body. It's more enjoyable than swimming 20 laps, and you don't need special sneakers! 5. Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases endorphins into the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria and leaving you with a feeling of well-being. 6. The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The sexually active body gives off greater quantities of chemicals called pheromones. Thes
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Top 10 Reasons To Date A Paintballer!!
1. We aren't afraid to get down and dirty. 2. We know how to listen to directions. 3. We have at least a 10 inch barrel. 4. We can fire off 100's of rounds without gettin tired. 5. We always wear protection. 6. We love to be aggressive. 7. We never forget to lube. 8. Money is no limit. 9. We have quick finger action. 10. We play in many different positions.
Top Radio Tatal Kis
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Top 10 Reasons To Date A Hockey Player
TOP 10 REASONS TO DATE A HOCKEY PLAYER 1. They always wear protection 2. They have great hands 3. They are used to scoring 4. They have great stamina 5. They find the opening and get it in 6. They never miss the target 7. They know how to use their wood 8. They have long sticks 9.They know when to play rough 10. Because baseball players only know how to hit balls.
Top 10 Reasons Why Its Better To Be A Man On "fubar" Than A Women!! ;)
10. WE DONT GET STALKED. 09. WE DONT GET "CAN I SEE YOU N.S.F.W. PICS"!!! 08. WERE NOT BOMBARDED BY "HORNY WOMEN" ASKING US IF WE WANNA SEE PICS OF THIER TITS AND PUSSY. 07. WE DONT GET "WANNA FUCK"? IN OUR SHOUT BOX , ITS A SHOUT BOX DUMBASS!!! 06. OUR PICS DONT HAVE REPETITIVE COMMENTS LIKE: "DAMN GIRL", "UR FUCKIN SMOKIN","DAMN GIRL LEMME HIT DAT", AND THE BEST : "YOUR HOT" 05. WE DONT GET CALLED A "BITCH" WHEN WE WONT RESPOND IN A TIMLY FASHION 04. WE TALK , THEY DONT RESPOND ...ITS ENOUGH TIME TO GO GET ANOTHER BEER . 03. OUR CLEAVEGE IS A NON-ISSUE 02. WE DONT HAVE TO WEAR THONGS. 01. AND THE #1 REASON IS IF YOU DONT GET WHAT YOU WANT AS FAST AS YOU WANT....TYPE TITS AND PUSSY IN YOUR SEARCH ENGINE.....ITS JUST A CLICK AWAY THERE ARE PLENTY THERE....SO GIVE IT A TRY...I LIKE TO CALL IT A "FUBAR ASSHOLE CLEANSING"
Top Reasons Why Guys Can't Get A Date
There are lots of reasons why guys can't get a date. Make a list of the things that you don't like about yourself, it'll probably be different from the things I'll list, but here are some suggestions that may be going through your mind: out of style clothes bad teeth wear glasses overweight or out of shape afraid of women shy not funny Of course, this list could go on and on since you know what you don't like about yourself better than what you do like about yourself. And we're not going to create that list. Whatever you like about yourself is probably a few of the reasons why you can't get a date. Now that you've taken some time to think about yourself, let's move on to changing what we can change. You'll be surprised that once you identify the things that you can change how easy it is to set up a plan of action and begin making the changes that will help you get dates. Getting your teeth fixed starts with some basic
Top 100 Reasons Why It's Great To Be A Guy.
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Top 10 Reasons Halloween Is Better Than Sex
10) You are guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack. 9) If you get tired, you can wait 10 minutes and go at it again. 8) The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some. 7) You don't have to compliment the person who gives you some. 6) It's O.K. when the person you're with fantasizes you're someone else, because you are. 5) Forty years from now you'll still enjoy candy. 4) If you don't like what you get, you can always go next door. 3) It doesn't matter if the kids hear you moaning and groaning. 2) Less guilt the morning after. And the #1 reason... 1) YOU CAN DO THE WHOLE NEIGHBORHOOD!!!!!!
Top 10 Reasons Leonard Peltier Should Be Freed
TOP TEN REASONS LEONARD PELTIER SHOULD BE FREED, IN THE WORDS OF THE GOVERNMENT 10. "The United States government must share in the responsibility for the June 26 firefight... It appeared that the FBI was equally to blame for the shootout..." - Gerald Heaney, Senior Judge in the Eighth Circuit Court of Appeals, in a letter supporting clemency for Leonard Peltier. 9. "We can't prove who shot those agents... Aiding and abetting whoever did the final shooting. Perhaps aiding and abetting himself. And hopefully the jury would believe that in effect he had done it all. But aiding and abetting nevertheless." -Prosecutor Lynn Crooks in Court of Appeals, October 15, 1985. 8. "But can't you see... that what happened happened in such a way that it gives some credence to the claim... that the United States is willing to resort to any tactic in order to bring somebody back to the United States from Canada. And if they a re willing to do that, they must be willing to
Top 10 Reasons Witches Don't Worship Satan
Top 10 Reasons Witches Don't Worship Satan 10. Scorch marks on the furniture whenever Satan manifests 9. Not even Lysol can mask the smell of brimstone 8. Hard to keep the flaming goat skulls lit 7. Decreased availability of blonde virgins 6. Blood stains from the sacrifices are *impossible* to get out of the carpet 5. Wailing of the damned souls in Hell keeps the neighbors awake 4. The cats keep attacking Satan's tail, which annoys him 3. Repeated stooping motions for administering the "Kiss of Shame" difficult on the older coven members 2. Demons smell even worse than brimstone 1. It's impossible to worship something that doesn't exist!
Top 10 Reasons Men Could Never Handle Being Pregnant
10. Morning sickness would completely ruin their daily stop at the 7-11 For a breakfast burrito. 9. Swollen ankles would inhibit being able to squeeze into their high Tops for hoops with the boys. 8. Having to live through even one sports season without a single beer. 7. They'd suffer zipper rash from the increase in trips to the bathroom. 6. Men could never tolerate the constant touchy-feely from strangers. They'd end up arrested for assault after being felt-up one too many Times. 5. Maternity wear would be embarrassing. Imagine a sweet little pink Business suit with a polka dot bow tie. 4. By month nine it would be impossible to reach down and scratch. 3. The only stirrups a man would consider putting his feet in reside on Either side of a horse. 2. Man breasts are just NOT considered masculine. And the number 1 reason Men Could Never Handle Being Pregnant . . . 1. Nine months of wondering: "How is it going to get out that tiny Hole?!?!", woul
To Prove A Point
What do you do when the world leaves you behind ? Do you change you life or just your mind ? Do you pick up the pieces of a world fallen apart? Do you hope that time will heal your broken heart? How do you mend all that has gone so wrong? Is there a personal meaning in a old county song ? Tears in the beer gone and long washed away Does one stay in the old or move far far away ? Life holds the riddle that is answered in time for all Just do what is right and walk on faith no matter how small. By R. Thomas Dinsmore Waking up the morning when I would see you, in a sleepy daze I felt my clit pulse. Today I would finally get to see you again after so long, too long, apart. I was feeling very frustrated, as stupidly I had agreed to no playing for the last week, it had been torture but today that would be over… I got up and had a shower, but it didn’t really help cool my hot skin and definitely didn’t cool the burning hot feeling in my cunt, only one thing would soothe that… you
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Top 10 Reasons To Have Sex!!!!
10 Reasons to have sex 1. Scientific tests find that when women make love, they produce double amounts of the hormone estrogen, which make hair shiny and skin smooth. 2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced cleanses the pores and makes your skin glow. 3. Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled on during that romantic dinner. 4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up. It stretches and tones up just about every muscles in the body. It�s more enjoyable than swimming 20 laps and you don�t need special sneakers! 5. Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases the body endorphin into the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria and leaving you with a feeling of well-being. 6. The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The sexually active body gives off greater quantities of chemicals called pheromones. These subtle sex perfumes dr
Top 10 Reasons You Should Be Having More Sex!!!
It’s a given that sex feels great. That alone is enough reason to be actively orgasmic. Researchers are finding more and more evidence that orgasms are great for other reasons, too. (Did you really need convincing?) 1. Orgasms are a great way to deal with stress. Stress releases biochemicals which over the long term can have damaging effects on your body and lead to premature death. The biochemicals released from sex counteract the negative effects of stress. 2. Orgasms are a great sleeping pill. Orgasms cause a surge in the biochemicals that act as a sedative. They help you fall asleep and stay asleep. It’s not really a coincidence that men fall asleep so quickly after sex. 3. Orgasms can relieve a migraine headache. “Not tonight, dear, I have a headache” is no longer an acceptable excuse. Although not as reliable as prescription medications, it’s a bit more fun and has all these other benefits as well. You surely can’t get that from a pill. 4. Orgasms can reduce
Top 9 Sex Jokes
An Amish woman and her daughter were riding i an old buggy one cold blustery day. The daughter said to her mother, "My hands are freezing cold." The mother replied "Put them between your legs. Your body heat will warm them up." The daughter did and her hands warmed up. The next day the daughter was riding with her boyfriend who said, "My hands are freezing cold." The girl replied, "Put them between my legs. The warmth of my body will warm them up." He did and warmed his hands. The following day the boyfriend was again in the buggy with the daughter. He said, "My nose is cold." The girl replied "Put it between my legs. The warmth of my body will warm it up." He did and warmed his nose. The next day the boyfriend was again driving with the daughter and he said, "My penis is frozen solid." The following day the daughter was driving in the buggy with her mother, and she says to her mother, "Have you ever heard of a penis?" slightly concerned the mother said, "Why, yes.
Top 10 Striptease Songs ;)
Top 10: Striptease Songs The visual caress of a well-executed striptease can turn almost any man into a light-headed, panting puddle on the floor. And that’s just the impersonal work of a stripper. Getting a girlfriend to agree to a personal erotic dance is one of life’s great pleasures. But if you think getting her to do it is tough, getting her to do it well is even harder. Sitting there while a girl self-consciously flails around can be the ultimate mood killer. However, you can help by choosing the music. The right song can make all the difference in the world. Pick the wrong one and watch the clumsy fumbling begin, but pick the perfect one, and watch her lose herself in the music. With so much at stake, it’s only fair that we give you a few suggestions. We’ve dug deep too, going beyond clichés like Marvin Gaye’s “Sexual Healing” or strip club staples like “Leave Your Hat On.” Pick your favorite, dim the lights, sit back, and enjoy the show. Number 10 "Pony" Ginuwine
Top 10's
1) Chelsea Charms - 153XXX 2)Cindy Fulsome - 12QQQ 3)Plenty Uptopp - 127PPP 4)Maxi Mounds - 42M 5)Minka - 44KK 6)Traci Topps - 34JJ 7)B.B. Gunns - 76HHH 8)Pandora Peaks - 72HHH 9)Crystal Gunns - 46GG 10)Donita Dunes - 44GG 1) "I should never have switched from Scotch to Martinis" Humphrey Bogart (199-1957) 2) "These curtains are killing me - one of us has got to go" Oscar Wilde (1854-1900) 3) "Channel Five is all shit,isnt it? Christ, the crap they put on there" Adam Faith (1949-2003) watching tv in hospital. 4) "Dont you dare ask god to help me" actress Joan Crawford (1905-77) to her maid as she began to pray. 5) "Hurry up you bastard - i could kill 10 men while you're fooling around!" US serial killer Carl Panzam (1891-1930) prior to his execution 6) "Dont let it end like this. Tell them i said something" Mexican revolutionary Pancho Villa (1878-1923) 7) "I did not know that we had ever quarrelled" American author Henry David Thoreau (1817
...topsy Kretz...
Thank you for those who greeted me ^_^ thank you for the greetings!!!! hope you have a great day ^_~ luv you all ^_~ hmm.. i hate being away from the people i love, from the things i like, from my boring - normal life... that's why being sick is not really a good excuse for me, especially now when it's my summer vacation. i dont wanna be away from any normal thing i've lived with (and that now includes Cherry Tap and you guys who're reading this right now ^_~) because it makes me feel so sad..and well..away from my so called "life". And so, i've resolved into writing this stuff - sort of an explanation why in the middle of my CHerry Tap addiction i was gone for two and a half days - so that at least u'd know what happened (that is if your interested to know.. ^_~) so..yeah , that was what happened. i got into a hospital (everything else's boring, i tell you, but if you want the full detail come and private message me or give me a shoutout so i'll
Top 10 Shoutbox Irritations
Top Ten Reasons to Hate the Shoutbox 10. It is as hard to use as a condom in the heat of passion 9. It disappears right in the middle of your work, not unlike some men I have been with 8. No I do not want to see your wife naked, if I want to see a naked woman I will look in the mirror 7. I do not want to watch a man on cam, why waste time on something I can't touch? 6. Have you seen my birth certificate? If so you would know my name is not honey, sexy, etc. 5. More propositons than an Intern in Washington 4. What the heck happened to starting a conversation with "HI, How are you? 3. If I wanted in your pants you would know and not have to ask. 2. Are the majority of members, desperate and lonely? I think not.. 1. Where is the respect....Most people are more than what can be found at the "V" at the top of legs. Take some time to say Hello and get to know a person you just might like what you find out. Have some confidence in your
Topsy Turvy
trust is very important to me. i trust everyone until they give me a reason not to. then those whom i do trust gain even more when they prove themselves worthy. and for the most part i give it out really easily. i am an easy person to get along with, unless you piss me off. so far here on ct that has yet to happen. there are at least 5 ppl on here i trust implicitly. i would do anything for these people. they are my friends and they have got to be the best people i know. they are really fun to talk to and really great friends. they let me vent and they dont judge me, at least to my face. but out of the blue i start to have feelings for a certain person. i dont know how to handle it. i know that it is a problem for me because i really enjoy talking to her. i dont want anything to get in the way of our friendship and i really admire her because she is a very strong person. anyways i hope that my friends are there for me like i would be there for them. i love you guys. we
Top 6 Smartass Answers For 2006
SMART ASS ANSWER #6 It was mealtime during a flight on Hooters Airline. 'Would you like dinner?' the flight attendant asked John, seated in 1st class. 'What are my choices?' John asked. 'Yes or no,' she replied. SMART ASS ANSWER #5 A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets. As a man approached, she extended her hand for the ticket and he opened his trench coat and flashed her. Without missing a beat. She said, 'Sir, I need to see your ticket not your stub.' SMART ASS ANSWER #4 A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store but she couldn't find one big enough for her family. She asked a butcher, 'Do these turkeys get any bigger?' The butcher replied, 'No ma'am, they're dead.' SMART ASS ANSWER #3 The cop got out of his car and the kid who was stopped for speeding rolled down his window. 'I've been waiting for you all day,' the cop said. The kid replied, 'Yeah, well I got he
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The Top 16 Signs You're At A Lame Super Bowl Party
16.Your friends cheer for the Budweiser Clydesdales and groan at the Coors twins. 15.Your host serves plenty of crab cakes and Chesapeake Lager, blissfully unaware that the Colts no longer play in Baltimore. 14.Tough to hear the commentary over all the knitting. 13.Your host's homemade giant plasma screen TV is leaking all over the carpet and he wants to know if you're type A positive. 12.For the 250,000th time, some moron says, "Da Bearz!" 11.Your boss says, "As long as you're going to the break room, why don't you make 20 copies of the Whittaker proposal." 10.Your drunken buddy casually mentions how much better the game would be if offensive lineman wore only thongs. 9.You miss the opening kickoff when your host insists on watching the last five minutes of a "Will & Grace" rerun. 8.No one is allowed to do a Jell-O shot without first hearing the host's Bill Cosby impression. 7.The guy who organized it refers to fondue as "FUNdue." 6.TV's broken,
Top 10 Silly Website Names
1. Whorepresents A site called ‘Who Represents‘ where you can find the name of the agent that represents a celebrity. Their domain name… wait for it… is www.whorepresents.com. 2. Expertsexchange Experts Exchange, a knowledge base where programmers can exchange advice and views at www.expertsexchange.com. 3. Penisland Looking for a pen? Look no further than Pen Island at www.penisland.net. 4. Therapistfinder Need a therapist? Try Therapist Finder at www.therapistfinder.com. 5. Powergenitalia Just paying the bills... Then of course, there’s the Italian Power Generator company… www.powergenitalia.com. 6. Molestationnursery And now, we have the Mole Station Native Nursery, based in New South Wales: www.molestationnursery.com. 7. Ipanywhere If you’re looking for computer software, there’s always www.ipanywhere.com. 8. cummingfirst Welcome to the First Cumming Methodist Church. Their website is www.cummingfirst.com. 9. speedofart Then, of cou
Top 6 Smart-ass Answers!
SMART ASS ANSWER #6 -- It was mealtime during a flight on Hooters Airline. 'Would you like dinner?' the flight attendant asked John, seated in front. 'What are my choices?' John asked. 'Yes or no,' she replied. _________________________________________________ SMART ASS ANSWER #5 -- A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets. As a man approached, she extended her hand for the ticket and he opened his trench coat and flashed her. Without missing a beat, she said, 'Sir, I need to see your ticket, not your stub.' _________________________________________________ SMART ASS ANSWER #4 -- A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store but she couldn't find one big enough for her family. She asked a stock boy, 'Do these turkeys get any bigger?' The stock boy replied, 'No ma'am, they're dead.' _________________________________________________ SMART ASS ANSWER #3 -- The cop got out of his car and the kid who was stopped for speeding rolled
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Top 10 Signs Your Mom Is A Cougar
Top Ten Signs Your Mom Is a Cougar Mother's Day 2008 1. Candy dish on coffee table used to be filled with mints – now filled with mint-flavored condoms. 2. She got a tramp stamp with a fraternity's Greek letters on it. 3. Her “soccer mom” SUV has blackout drapes and vibrating seats. 4. You're always finding men's sweatshirts around the house with college logos on them. 5. She’s on Facebook. And MySpace. With bikini photos . 6. Her ringtone is that “Mrs. Robinson” song. 7. When you eat out, she tips by sticking ones into the waiter’s pants. 8. Traded mahjong night for two-dollar-margarita night. 9. She’s on a first name basis with the video store clerks. 10. Her IM screename is classycougar4u.
Top Selected Songs
Okay guys I am doing a survey on the 20 most liked songs. It can be from any type of music (rap rock country metal...) wed i will be counting up the songs  and on Thursday I will be playing the top 20 picked songs on hellsgate radio www.fubar.com/lounge/hellsgateradio .Come in on thursday at 4pm and see if the song you picked gets played (Please  put the name of the song and the band/singer)
Top Ten
This is for you to laugh at and is not directed towards anybody in particular. I have myself done some of these things and think it is HILARIOUS!!! So come on and laugh with me... Number 10 - Use Somebody Else’s Picture Celebrities, Athletes, Pornstars, Nieces, Nephews… no explanation needed. Number 9 - Use Symbols or the word “family” in your name. Symbols make you look 1337 and the “family” make you seem someone important. Number 8 - Odd Angle Camera Shot This is what I would look like if you looked down at me and turned upside down or this is what I would look like if you were 12 inches tall, squinting and turned your head 15 degrees. Number 7 - Put Hot/Sexy/Stud/Long/Beautiful in your Nickname If you say so you must be. (Another one from Jester) Number 6 - Take a Picture with a Pet/Animal Pets always make you look better. Especially when you use a baby animal. Number 5 - Take a Picture with a Group of Ugly People Being the best looking out of the bunch still makes you t
Top Ten Reasons Why Trick Or Treating Is Better Then Sex
10. You are guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack. 9. If you get tired, you can wait 10 minutes and go at it again. 8. The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some. 7. You don't have to compliment the person who gives it to you. 6. It's OK if the person you're with fantasizes that you are someone else because, well..., you are. 5. Forty years from now, you'll still enjoy candy. 4. If you don't like what you get, you can always go next door. 3. It doesn't matter if the kids hear ya moaning and groaning. 2. Less guilt the morning after. 1. You can do the whole neighborhood!
Top Ten Reasons Beer Is Better Then Religion
10. If you have a beer, you don't go around door to door trying to give it to someone else. 9. You can prove that you have a beer. 8. It is against the law to offer beer to little children who are not old enough to think for themselves. 7. Nobody has ever been hanged, tortured, or burned at the stake over his particular brand of beer. 6. If you have a beer, you don't have to wait over 2000 years for another one. 5. There are many federal laws that make them print the truth on beer labels. 4. No one will kill you for not drinking beer. 3. Beer does not tell you when or how to have sex. 2. There have been virtually no major wars fought over beer. 1. If you have devoted your entire life to beer, there are groups you can join to help you stop!
The Top 10 Things Men Know About Women
10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1 Not a Damn Thing!!!!!!!!!!
Top Ten Signs You Know You've Joined A Redneck Hmo...
Top Ten Signs You Know You've Joined A Redneck HMO... 10. Your Viagra prescription includes a Popsicle stick and some duct tape. 9. The only 100% covered expense is embalming. 8. Your Prozac comes in colors and has little "m"s on each pill. 7. Preventive Care Coverage includes "an apple a day". 6. Your primary care physician is wearing the pants you gave to Goodwill last month. 5. The Lone Star Bar and Grill is an approved pharmacy. 4. The only proctologist lists his address as Rotorooter. 3. The tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudgesicles. 2. Directions to the Dr.'s office include "Take a left when you enter the trailer park". 1. The annual breast exam is conducted at Hooter's
Top Ten Thing I Want In A Girl Besides Me..
Now that Im not in a relationship, It has given me alot more time just to think about stuff. Me being the positive person that I am I have decided that my last relationship wasnt a waste. She taught me exactly what I dont want in a person. When you know what you dont want, its alot easier to know exactly what you do want. So here is my list of the top 10 things I do want in a girl. In no paticular order. Let me know what yall think, not that It'll change my mind. 1.Secure: They must like who they are as a person.If they are not secure, that insecurity results in unfounded jeolousy. 2.Stability: Must be emotionally and mentally stable, in other words , no drama queens. 3.Intelligence: I consider myself a fairly smart person, I hate having to "dumb" myself down just so they can keep up. 4.Confidence: They have to believe in themselves and be able to make decisions based on logic. 5.Class:I prefer a LADY. I dont like girls that say "pussy" or "fuck" more than I do. Gi
Top 10 Things A Wonem Would Do
Questions that have Confused humankind!! a.. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?" a.. Who was the first person to say "See that chicken there....I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta it's butt." a.. Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat? a.. Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer? a.. If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him? a.. Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane? a.. If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat? a.. Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is? a.. Why does your OB-GYN leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to look up there anyway?
Top 10 Thoughts For '07
10 Thoughts for 2007 Number 10 Life is sexually transmitted. Number 9 Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die. Number 8 Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich. Number 7 Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks. Number 6 Some people are like a Slinky.....not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs. Number 5 Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing. Number 4 All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism. Number 3 Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars and a substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents? Number 2 In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it norm
Top 10 Things Men Would Do If They Woke Up With A Vagina For A Day
TOP TEN THINGS MEN WOULD DO IF THEY WOKE UP WITH A VAGINA FOR A DAY... 10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers. 9. Squat over a hand-held mirror for an hour and a half. 8. See if they could finally do the splits. 7. See if it's truly possible to launch a ping pong ball 20 feet. 6. Cross their legs without rearranging their crotch. 5. Get picked up in a bar in less than 10 minutes ... BEFORE closing time. 4. Have consecutive multiple orgasms and still be ready for more without sleeping first. 3. Go to the gynecologist for a pelvic exam and ask to have it recorded on video. 2. Sit on the edge of the bed and pray for breasts too. 1. Finally find that damned G-spot.
Top Ten Worst In Govt!
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/cenk-uygur/top-ten-worst-people-in-t_b_29603.html Cenk Uygur Bio Blog Index RSS 09.16.2006 Top Ten Worst People in the Bush Administration (186 comments ) READ MORE: Dick Cheney, John R. Bolton, Scooter Libby, Douglas Feith, Harriet Miers, Jack Abramoff, Scott McClellan, Paul Wolfowitz Top Ten Worst People in the Bush Administration 1. George W. Bush, President 2. Dick Cheney, Vice President 3. Karl Rove, Chief Political Adviser to the President 4. Don Rumsfeld, Secretary of Defense 5. Paul Wolfowitz, Former Deputy Secretary of Defense 6. David Addington, Chief of Staff to the Vice President 7. Douglas Feith, Former Under Secretary of Defense and Head of the Office of Special Plans 8. John Bolton, UN Ambassador 9. I. Lewis Libby, Former Chief of Staff to the Vice President 10. Alberto Gonzalez, Attorney General You know this list is hideous when John Ashcroft can't crack the Top Ten. John Bolton would finish in the top two of
Top Ten Chuck Norris Facts
10. In ancient China there is a legend that one day a child will be born from a dragon, grow to be a man, and vanquish evil from the land. That man is not Chuck Norris, because Chuck Norris killed that man 9. Superman wears Chuck Norris PJ's. 8. chuck norris counted to infinity...twice 7. wilt chamberlain said he slept with over 20,000 women in his lifetime...Chuck Norris calls this a "slow tuesday"... 6. Chuck Norris was originally cast as the main character in 24, but was replaced by the producers when he managed to kill every terrorist and save the day in 12 minutes and 37 seconds. 5. God said let there be light and Chuck Norris said Say Please. 4. chuck norris has been dead for 10 years ...the reaper is just to afraid to come get him 3. There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live 2. chuck norris visited the virgin islands, now they're just known as the islands 1. Chuck Norris is the only reason Waldo
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I wanted to pimp out a friend that everyone should have. I say she's the ultimate for showing love. In the last 2 days she's spend hour rating and showing me love as well as others. We all want friends that show love. So you all know what to do add, fan and rate her. ~*Huggable*Lovable*Kissable*Jen*~Fubar Wife 2 "GoozTX" *DSC* Owner of Guilty Pleasures@ fubar
Top 10 Things Never To Say To Your Master
Of course a sweet slave like myself would never say these things.....this is just a public service announcement, to keep my sisters out of trouble. 1. "No." 2. "i dunno..." 3. "You can't make me..." 4. "Don't get Your panties in a wad, twinkle-toes.....i'm getting to it..." 5. "Don't touch me..." 6. "What's for dinner?..." 7. "Who taught You how to swing that thing?..." 8. "What's Your problem, grumpy-ass?..." 9. "Stop it..." 10. "Just be still....it won't hurt....much..."
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Top Ten Signs You've Eaten
10. Hundreds of volunteers have started to stack sandbags around you. 9. Doctor tells you your weight would be perfect for a man 17 feet tall. 8. You are responsible for a slight but measurable shift in the earth's axis. 7. Right this minute you're laughing up pie on the carpet. 6. You decide to take a little nap and wake up in mid-July. 5. World's fattest man sends you a telegram, warning you to "back off!" 4. CBS tells you to lose weight or else. 3. Getting off your couch requires help from the fire department. 2. Every escalator you step on immediately grinds to a halt. 1. You're sweatin' gravy.
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Top 10 Things Only Women Understand
10. Cats' facial expressions. 9. The need for the same style of shoe in different colors. 8. Why bean sprouts aren't just weeds. 7. Fat clothes. 6. Taking a car trip without trying to beat your last time. 5. The difference between beige, off-white and eggshell. 4. Cutting your bangs to make them grow. 3. Romantic stuff like mushy cards and flowers. 2. The inaccuracy of every bathroom scale ever made. And the number one thing only women understand: 1. Other women!
Top Ten List #1
10. Get ahead faster in corporate America. 9. Get a blow job. 8. Find out what is so fascinating about beating the meat. 7. Pee standing up while talking to other men at a urinal. 6. Determine WHY you can't hit the bowl consistently. 5. Find out what it's like to be on the other end of a surging orgasm. 4. Touch yourself in public without thought as to how improper it may seem. 3. Jump up and down naked with an erection to see if it feels as funny as it looks. 2. Understand the scientific reason for the light refraction which occurs between a man's eyes and the ruler situated next to his member which causes two inches to be added to the final measurement. 1. Repeat number 9...... 10. Conversations often begin with "Put the gun down, and then we can talk". 9. The school principal has your number on speed-dial. 8. The cat is on Valium. 7. People have trouble understanding your kids, because they learned to speak through clenched teeth. 6. You are tr
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10. Everyone around you has an attitude problem. 9. You're adding chocolate chips to your cheese omelet 8. The dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans. 7. Your husband is suddenly agreeing to everything you say. 6. You're using your cell phone to dial up bumper stickers that says, "How's my driving? Call 1-800-EAT-SHIT." 5. Everyone's head looks like an invitation to batting practice. 4. You're convinced there's a God and he's male. 3. You're counting down the days until menopause. 2. You're sure that everyone is scheming to drive you crazy. 1. The ibuprofen bottle is empty and you bought it yesterday.
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10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers. 9. Squat over a hand-held mirror for an hour and a half. 8. See if they could finally do the splits. 7. See if it's truly possible to launch a ping pong ball 20 feet. 6. Cross their legs without rearranging their crotch. 5. Get picked up in a bar in less than 10 minutes ... BEFORE closing time. 4. Have consecutive multiple orgasms and still be ready for more without sleeping first. 3. Go to the gynecologist for a pelvic exam and ask to have it recorded on video. 2. Sit on the edge of the bed and pray for breasts too. 1. Finally find that damned G-spot.
The Top Ten Reasons Marijuana Should Be Legal
There are millions of regular pot smokers in America and millions more infrequent smokers. Smoking pot clearly has far fewer dangerous and hazardous effects on society than legal drugs such as alcohol. Here is High Times's top 10 reasons to marijuana should be legal, part of its 420 Campaign legalization strategy. 10. Prohibition has failed to control the use and domestic production of marijuana. The government has tried to use criminal penalties to prevent marijuana use for over 75 years and yet: marijuana is now used by over 25 million people annually, cannabis is currently the largest cash crop in the United States, and marijuana is grown all over the planet. Claims that marijuana prohibition is a successful policy are ludicrous and unsupported by the facts, and the idea that marijuana will soon be eliminated from America and the rest of the world is a ridiculous fantasy. 9. Arrests for marijuana possession disproportionately affect blacks and Hispanics and reinforce the perce
Top Ten Request Countdown Recap
Here is a Recap of the Top Ten Request of 5-1-08 From Dirty Deeds Radio. 1. Mudvayne - Happy 2. Five Finger Death Punch - Never Enough 3. Theory of a Deadman - So Happy 4. Sixx Am - Life is Beautiful 5. Powerman 5000 - When Worlds Collide 6. Pantera - Walk 7. Hed Pe - Wake Up 8. Limp Bizkit - Break Stuff 9. Three Days Grace - Riot 10. Seether - FMLYHM Remember this is Your Top Ten. If you Disagree then i Suggest you get your asses in Dirty Deeds and Request what you want to hear!! Your Top 10 Request is Every Thursday Night at 11pm Eastern time! Here is a Recap of the Top Ten Request of 3-27-08 From Dirty Deeds Radio. 1. Nine Inch Nails - Closer 2. Snoop Dog - Sensual Seduction 3. Timberland - The Way I Are 4. Sixx Am - Life is Beautiful 5. Him - Wings of a Butterfly 6. Def Lepard - Pour Some Sugar on Me 7. Seether - Fake It 8. Cream - Strange Brew 9. Devil Driver - I could Care Less 10. Dixie Chicks - Lullaby Remembe
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songs, songs, songs...and more songs. i heart music. here's my list. btw, i heart lists too. black dog-led zeppellin (this is just a dirty little song and i heart that) mercedes benz-janis joplin me and bobby mcgee-janis joplin wonderful tonight-eric clapton (i used to make my best friend slow dance with me to this song when we were younger. i still smile whenever i hear it) white knuckles-five finger death punch (there's a spot in this song that gets increasingly heavy... the buildup and release make me quite happy) the theft-atreyu (i didn't even really like this song until i saw the video...atreyu is amazing regardless though) forever-hurt (there's a line in this one it always hurts when it's someone you love...good song) the reflection-trustcompany passenger-deftones nothing to gein-mudvayne (multple time car masturbation song for whatever reason) creep-radiohead heart-shaped box-nirvana ( i can sing this one so awesomely) under the bridge
Top Things To Do When You're Bored.
Why is mostly everyone on this site losers? Seriously, they're all "oooh me fu-owner" "ooh come to our lounge" Blaaa blaaa blaaaah! Bollocks. >.< You people all suck, and you make me sick. I HATE you n00bs... You may all die now! =] Seeing as it's my blog I'll start the list. 1. Masturbate! :| I hate everyone on this site. You're all n00bs. :| That's all. Goodbye! :|
The Top Ten Rules To Myspace, Facebook, And Any Other Online Friend Site!
1- (BE YOURSELF) Don't try to pretend that your someone that your not by posting photos that aren't of yourself or quotes that aren't yours, and any kind of information that is made up. Just be yourself, point blank. 2- (Friend Request) don't get pissed off or upset over it when someone doesn't accept your friend request. If I don't want to add you as a friend so what, get over it, its myspace peoples. 3- (Bulletins) Stop posting bulletins about stupid surveys and or dumb random things. If it's not important or for advertising, no one is going to care, and half of the people in your friends list don't check their bulletins anyway. So Stop wasting your time and mine. 4- (Photo Albums) If you keep getting comments on your photo's that you don't want then don't post them up there, and if you have photo's marked as private then you probably shouldn't have posted them up in the first place. 5- (Comments) Don't go blaming someone else for getting caugh
Top 10 Things A Man Would Do If He Woke Up In The Morning With A Vagina
Top 10 things a man would do if he woke up in the morning with a Vagina: 10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers. 9. Squat over a hand mirror for an hour and a half. 8. See if they could finally do a split. 7. Cross their legs without rearranging their crotch. 6. Get picked up in a bar in less that 10 minutes 5. Have consecutive multiple orgasms and still be ready for more without sleeping first. 4. Go to the gyno and ask to have the examination recorded on video. 3. Sit on the edge of the bed and pray for breasts, too. 2. Actually catch a buzz off 1 wine cooler. And the .. 1 thing a man would do is: 1. Finally find that damn G-spot. Top 10 things a woman would do if she woke up in the morning with a penis: 10. Get ahead faster in corporate America. 9. Rub one out for the joy and relief. 8. Get a bj. 7. Pee standing up while talking to other men at the urinal. 6. Determine why you can't hit the bowl consistently. 5
Top Twenty Signs She Is Getting Bored Having Sex With You (humor)
20. After you request sex she replies, "Wait 'til the Nyquil kicks in." 19. Gets very upset when the ashtray falls off your ass. 18. Actually answers when you ask "Who's your daddy?" 17. Last time she screamed during sex was the first time she won at solitaire. 16. Only moans during commercial breaks. 15. Starts her fake orgasms during foreplay. 14. Keeps trying to set you up with her friends. 13. Runs for vacant Senate seat in New York. 12. You are currently sitting backstage at the Springer show. 11. Beginning to think she is only "playing" dead. 10. During the act, she actually yelled out, "Oh, Baby, Yadda, Yadda, Yadda." 9. Has suddenly started making you pay in advance. 8. Her moans of delight discovered to actually be a .wav file. 7. Instead of asking to leave her shirt on, she wants to leave her pants on too. 6. Keeps asking "Are you SURE you're not gay?" 5. Boredom? So that's why she keeps deflating.... 4. Holds up
The Top Ten Reasons Why Boys Suck, Well... Some Of Them.
**Disclaimer... To all of my dearly beloved friends with weiners, I am not talking about you, if I were, I'd have punched you in the scrot already... Mark, even though I ninja kicked you there, I am also not talking about you... Just don't make me show you that I can get out of a standing leg grab, and your nuts will be safe and sound, and not throbbing. Love ya! 10. Why do boys think that girls want to marry / live with every boy they meet? I just fucking met you, you bitch... Don't tell me that you imagine what it would be like to come home to me every night... Creepy bastard! 9. Really? You're going to get pissed and jealous if I don't answer a fucking text message two seconds after you send me one? Are you shitting me? Freakazoid! 8. Sometimes girls are just looking to hook up too, not everyone wants a boyfriend, especially if it's a stupid boy, so don't tell me that you want to be my boyfriend after we've been hanging out for an hour, unless you want a
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10 - YOU CAN TRADE IN AN OLD 44 FOR A NEW 22, NO QUESTIONS ASKED. 9 - YOU CAN KEEP ONE HANDGUN AT HOME, AND HAVE ANOTHER FOR WHEN YOU’RE ON THE ROAD. 8 - IF YOU ADMIRE A FRIEND’S HANDGUN AND TELL HIM SO, HE WILL PROBABLY LET YOU TRY IT OUT A FEW TIMES. 7 - YOUR PRIMARY HANDGUN DOESN’T MIND IF YOU KEEP ANOTHER HANDGUN FOR A BACK UP. 6 - YOUR HANDGUN WILL STAY WITH YOU EVEN IF YOU RUN OUT OF AMMO. 5 - A HANDGUN DOESN’T TAKE UP A LOT OF CLOSET SPACE. 4 - HANDGUNS FUNCTION NORMALLY EVERY DAY OF THE MONTH. 3 - A HANDGUN DOESN’T ASK, “DO THESE NEW GRIPS MAKE ME LOOK FAT?” 2 - A HANDGUN DOESN’T MIND IF YOU GO TO SLEEP AFTER YOU USE IT. and the number one reason a handgun is favored over a woman #1 - YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A HANDGUN
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#10 Lately sits at the computer naked. # 9 After signing off she always has a cigarette. # 8 Has a giant rubber inflatable disk drive. # 7 In the morning the computer screen is all fogged up. # 6 She has gotten amazingly good at typing with 1 hand. # 5 She makes sarcastic remarks about your software. # 4 Lipstick on the mouse. # 3 During sex she screams "A colon backslash enter insert" # 2 The jam in the laser printer is a pair of panties. # 1 The fax file is filled with pictures of some guys ass.  
Top Ten Signs That Your Spouse Is Having An Online Affair
10: Lately she sits at the computer naked... 9: After signing off,he always has a cigarette... 8: The giant rubber inflatable disk drive... 7: In the morning,the computer screen is all fogged up... 6:He's gotten amazingly good typing with one hand... 5: She makes sarcastic remarks about your "software".. 4: Lipstick on the mouse....... 3: During sex, she screams "A,Colon,Backslash,Enter.Insert!" 2: The fax file is filled with pictures of someone's butt... 1: The jam in the laser printer is a pair of underwear...
Top 11 Things Women Need To Know About Men
Top 10 Things You Never Say To A Dj
Top ten things you should never say to a DJ: 1. PLAY SOMETHING GOOD...SOMETHING WE CAN DANCE TO ! The DJ has to play for more than one person...so what you hate may be another's favorite song and EVERYTHING played here can be danced to one way or another. 2. WOULD YOU PLAY SOMETHING WITH A "BEAT" ! BE SERIOUS! We know of NO songs played in a club that don't have some sort of BEAT! 3. I DON'T KNOW WHO SINGS IT AND I DON'T KNOW THE NAME OF THE SONG, BUT IT GOES LIKE THIS.... PLEASE don't sing for the DJ. They have to put up with smoke filled rooms and dangerous decibel levels all night long...Do them a favor and DON'T give them a rendition of your favorite song. 4. EVERYBODY WANTS TO HEAR IT ! Oh, sure... you polled everyone in the club and, as their spokesperson, you're requesting the song. 5. EVERYBODY WILL DANCE IF YOU PLAY IT ! The DJ won't. I guess that blows a hole in that theory! 6. I CAN GET LAID IF YOU PLAY IT ! Why settle for one night? Buy the album a
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Top 10 Things to do at the Mall 10. At the bottom of an escalator, scream "MY SHOELACES! AAAGH!" 9. At the stylist, ask to have the hair on your back permed. 8. Ask a saleswoman whether a particular shade of panties matches the color of your beard. 7. Sneak up on saleswomen at the perfume counter and spray them with your own bottle of Eau de Swanke. 6. Collect stacks of paint brochures and hand them out as religious tracts. 5. At the pet store, ask if they have bulk discounts on gerbils, and whether there's much meat on them. 4. Hand a stack of pants back to the changing room attendant and scornfully announce that none of them are "leak proof". 3. Ask appliance personnel if they have any TVs that play only in Spanish. 2.
Top 2010 Top 50 Rock Countdown
THE 2010 TOP 50  ROCK COUNTDOWN Tonight I will be presenting Top 50 Rock Music Countdown on The Freak Show. I will not be taking any requests tonight because the show will take approx. 3 hours & 40 mins. starting at 9pm pt/10pm mt/11pm ct/Midnight et/5am gmt     Tune in to The Glow Radio on iTunes; you can find us under Classic Rock in The Radio Directory & on Microsoft's Media Player's Internet Radio Classic Rock Section or you can go to our website at: ___________________   www.TheGlowRadio.com Tune in and enjoy the best tus anyhere on the Web.  The music community for the coolest cats in town!    p FREE Music/LIVE DJs: Pick Your Player!  B  Click here
Top Ten And So On.
1. Grocery storeGermiest items: Shopping cart handles and seat bucketsWatch out! Shopping cart handles are a breeding ground for infectious viruses and gut-wrenching bacteria. “Customers may sneeze, wipe their noses, then touch the cart handles,”   2. Children’s playgroundsGermiest items: The swings, jungle gym and other equipment Playgrounds are germ minefields. Kids touch everything they see and often put them in their mouths. The largest threat is from fecal bacteria from bird poop on playground equipment and diaper-wearing tots.   3. Public restroomsGermiest item: SinkMost women worry about public toilets. Well, you can sit a little easier now: The porcelain throne is not the biggest restroom offender. It’s the sink.Bacteria swarm on the sink tap or faucet handles, because we touch them right after using the toilet. Also, “the sink tap is a wet, moist environment,” so bacteria can survive there longer. Watch out for soap dispensers, too, beca
Top Ten Rejections And Their Meanings...
Kudzu is green, my dog's name is Blue,And I'm so lucky to have a sweet thang like you. Yore hair is like cornsilk, A-flapping in the breeze.Softer than Blue's, And without all them fleas. You move like the bass, Which excite me in May.You ain't got no scales, But I luv you anyway. You're as graceful as okry, Jist a-dancin' in the pan.Yo're as fragrant as SunDrop, Right out of the can. You have all yore teeth, For which I am proud;I hold my head high when we're in a crowd. On special occasions, when you shave yore armpits,Well, I'm in hawg heaven! - I'm plumb outta my wits. And speakin' of wits, You've got plenty fer shore.'Cuz you married me, back in '74. Still them fellers at work, They all want to know,What I did to deserve such a purty, young doe. Like a good roll of duct tape, Yo're there fer yore man,To patch up life's troubles, And stick 'em in the can. Yo're as strong as a four-wheeler, Racin' through the mud,Yet fragile as that sanger, Named Naomi Judd. Yo're as cute
Top Tens For The Nerd Elite
These are my personal fav's 10-Angel...While not nearly as good as Buffy was, it was always entertaining. Case in point, the season five episode where Angle is turned into a puppet, and Spikes reaction to it, hilarious. 9-Heroes...Okay, outside of season one, it was mostly throwaway, but the first season was one of the best seasons of any show I have seen, save the cheerleader, save the world. 8-The 4400...It really sucked that it never came back on, because this was one of the cooloest shows, 4400 hundred people thought dead or missing for 60 some odd years appear one day, all together, and not aged a day, oh and some started to exhibit powers. 7-Firefly...Why this only lasted one season is beyond me, a space western done by the always awesome Joss Whedon, and starring the always awesome Nathan Fillion, if it had lasted longer it would have been in my top 5, but one just was not enough. 6-Buffy the Vampire Slayer...I never thought I would enjoy this show, but my old roommate had
The Top Ten Signs That Tell You That A Woman Is Not Interested In You.
To Put It Simply...i Love You
With this rose, I not only give you merely a rose, but I give you my heart and soul. I send to you all the love I have to give, and anything else that would give me the chance to touch your heart. With this rose, I reveal all my thoughts and feelings about you that I have withheld for so long. I feel when I am with you... I am like a rose, not because of it?s beauty, but because I am able to bloom and grow with you. To me you are like a rose's sunshine, so full of energy and light, that never does it fail to lift my spirits. Just by the sound of your voice and that look in your eye. I could never tear my eyes from you, you are able to make my life worth living. But, without you, just like a rose, I would wither and die. Not all at once, but little by little, petal by petal. Slowly at first, because you have made me stronger and stronger each day you're with me. But eventually, without you, I will loose all those beautiful petals y
Top 40 U'll Never Hear Southern Boy Say
Top FORTY Things You Will NEVER Hear A Southern Boy Say: 40. Oh I just couldn't, she's only sixteen. 39. I'll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex. 38. Duct tape won't fix that. 37. Honey, I think we should sell the pickup and buy a family sedan. 36. Come to think of it, I'll have a Heineken. 35. We don't keep firearms n this house. 34. Has anybody seen the sideburns trimmer? 33. You can't feed that to the dog. 32. I thought Graceland was tacky. 31. No kids in the back of the pickup, it's just not safe. 30. Wrestling's fake. 29. Honey, did you mail that donation to Greenpeace? 28. We're vegetarians. 27. Do you think my gut is too big? 26. I'll have grapefruit and grapes instead of biscuits and gravy. 25. Honey, we don't need another dog. 24. Who gives a damn who won the Civil War? 23. Give me the small bag of pork rinds. 22. Too many deer heads detract from the decor. 21. Spittin is such a nasty habit. 20. I just couldn't find a thing at Walmart today. 19. Trim the f
To Put It Simply, I Want You!
To Put It Simply, I Want You! I want to be your companion and walk hand in hand, your strength enveloping mine. Autumn leaves falling, scuffing feet and laughter, sharing nights, not finished by the dark. I want to be your confidant as you pen your deepest thoughts, as your heartaches bleed and finally break free. Your dreams, I keep as if my own. I want to smile as you smile and giggle with you at nothing at all. I want to be your lover and find the passions that move you to action. I want to be the softness that induces you to trust. I want to be the naughty that makes you come back for more. I want to please you. I want to share your breakfast and your dinner, I want you in the shower and in your bed and with soft steps to bring you coffee (I take mine black) Your strong arms, the legs that power your thrust, your lips of pleasure, these are the fuel of my desire no it is no secret, my love, and to put it very simply, I want you.
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LOVE A MAN WHO CAN APPRECIATE THE GOODNESS OF MY HEART. WHO WOULD APPRECIATE ME FOR ME AND NOT FOR WHAT HE CAN GET FROM ME. I'M STRONG AND BOLD, FUNNY AND WITTY, FEAR GOD AND RESPECTS LIFE, BUT I ALSO CRY AND LAUGH. I DON'T NEED A RICH MAN BECAUSE MY LOVE CANNOT BE BOUGHT. I DON'T NEED A MAN WHO IS FULL OF PROMISES WHEN THE WORD PROMISE HAS THE WORD MIS IN IT. I DON'T NEED A MAN JUST FOR PLEASURE FOR A GOOD PIECE OF TOY OR CHOCOLATE CAN SATISFY THE URGE. I DON'T NEED A MAN WHO ALWAYS RUN TO HIS MOTHER WHEN HE CAN'T STAND ON HIS OWN. I DON'T NEED A MAN WHO ONLY THINKS OF HIMSELF WONDERING IF I WOULD SERVE HIM HIS MEAL, HIM TELLING ME GIVE ME THIS AND GET ME THAT. A RELATIONSHIP THAT MY HEART DESIRES IS ONE WE BOTH SHARE TOGETHER DON'T GIVE ME 50% WHEN I WANT 100% BECAUSE I KNOW I WOULD BE GIVING YOU 110% OF ME. I DON'T WANT A PERFECT RELATIONSHIP BECAUSE I KNOW THAT DOESN'T EXIST WE ALL HAVE FLAWS SOME VISIBLE TO THE EYE AND SOME WELL HIDDEN. RELATIONSHIP ARE NOT PERFECT B
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Top 10 Ways To Know Your A Redneck
Here are the Top 10 Ways To Know Your A Redneck 10. You've used the same knife to make bull calves steers and peel apples. 9. You have buried a dog and cried like a baby. 8. You have borrowed gravel from the county road to fill potholes in your driveway. 7. You have driven off the road while examining your neighbors crops. 6. You have used a velvet leaf plant as toilet paper. 5. You can remember the fertilizer rate, seed population, herbicide rate and yields on a farm you rented 10 years ago, but cannot recallyour wife's birthday. 4. You've never thrown away a 5-gallon bucket. 3. You have ever had to wash off in the backyard with a garden hose before your wife would let you in the house. 2. You wear specific hats to farm sales, livestock auctions, customer appreciation suppers, and vacations. And The Number 1. Way To Know Your A Redneck is ** Your dog rides in your truck more than your wife. **
Top 10 Ways To Know Your Drunk!
10. You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the Earth. 9. Mosquitoes catch a buzz after attacking you. 8. The back of your head keeps getting hit by the toilet seat. 7. Your idea of cutting back is less salt. 6. You can focus better with one eye closed. 5. You fall off the floor. 5. The whole bar greets you when you come in. 4. You haven't had a driver's license in such a long time that you have forgotten what one looks like. 3. Roseanne looks good. 2. You don't recognize your wife/husband unless seen through bottom of glass. 1. You spent more time on the floor than you do standing up.
Top 10 Worst Pickup Lines
In general, most pickup lines are lame. But some are a lot worst than others. As a result, we've assembled the Top 10 Worst Pickup Lines of All Time. Starting from number 10: 10... You remind me so much of Pokemon that I just want to pick-at-choo. 9... I’m new in town. Can I have directions to your house? 8... I misplaced my Teddy Bear. Will you sleep with me? 7... Wow, your legs must be really tired because you have been running through my mind all night! 6... What's that in your eye? Oh, it must be a twinkle from when our eyes met! 5... Did you clean your pants with Windex, because I can totally see myself in them. 4... Those must be space pants, because your legs are outta this world. 3... Hi, my name is Justin… Justin Credible. 2... I may not be Fred Flinstone, but can still make your Bedrock. And now for the worst pickup line of all time: 1... Is your name Visa, because you’re everywhere I want to be.
Top Ways To Know You're A Drunken B*stard
Top signs you're a drunken bastard: 1) You frequently urinate outdoors. 2) You first wake up and you're afraid you're gonna die and a half hour later you're afraid you won't. 3) You fall asleep taking a dump. 4) You believe that spilling a beer is Alcohol abuse. 5) You go to the john to hurl, but you take your beer with you. 6) Find its easier to study drunk 7) You're on a first name basis at the detoxification center 8) Beer ads make sense. 9) You wake up to the sound of your dog drinking out of the toilet, and you are so dry that it sounds mighty thrist quenching. 10) You wake the next moring and start drinking a few of the half empties left sitting around the room. 11) The space on your drivers license that tells your eye color reads "bloodshot". 12) You fall down a flight of steps and DON'T spill a drop of your beer. 14) You need to take witnesses with you to confession because you can't exactly remem
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To Quote Oscar Wilde
To quote Oscar Wilde, "They say we destroy the things we love, but really the things we love destroy us
Torando Warning For Ontario (canada)
Juss to let everyone know the Tornado didn`t come into our City... Thank God! We juss caught word that there is a Tornado warnin`comin`to Ontario...I am in Niagara Falls, Ont... So, If my mom and I aren`t online for a few days this is why... Hopefully nothin too serious will hapen but time will tell... They are sayin`there will be large hail (size of golf balls) and damaging winds. In Toronto, Ont (Canada) a man was on his 4th floor balcony and he seen a hair and table fly past him. Please keep us in your thoughts and prayers, Thank youi!
To Rate/fan/add Stephanie Lynn
It's Simple and ALL you Have to do is Give this Wonderful Gal Lots of Attention! Stephanie Lynn@ fubar This Goes out to "Stephanie Lynn!" I'm asking you to GO Rate, Fan, and Add. In the Add Request please make sure you let her know, that is was "SpLiFy SpLiF" that brought You to her Profile to Make her SMILE! That's all I ask from you! Well get to it! SpLiFy SpLiF™@ fubar boomp3.com
To Realize
BEAUTY IS FOUND IN THE HEART.... NOT IN THE EYES OF SOME JEALOUSE BITCH!!!!SO WHEN YOU SAY I'M UGLY....I'LL LAUGH, MY CUTE LAUGH, SMILE AND SAY THESE SIMPLE WORDS,... "DON'T HATE ME CAUSE YOU AINT ME!!!!!!" ~*~*~* Es Lo Que Quiero *~*~*~ Quiero yo estar a tu lado, Quiero yo estar en tus brazos.... Quiero besar yo tu boca, Y vivir enamorada..... Quiero una noche contigo, Quiero yenar te de besos..... Quiero que entreges tu querpo, Como yo lo are contigo..... Una noche de amor a tu lado, Que te aga olvidar el pasado..... Esa noche empiese de nuevo, A sentir me enamorada...... Quiero ser tu amor Entregarme con ti una vez.... Que conoscas lo que es el amor, A mi lado.... Quiero ser tu amor, Entregando mi piel por tu piel Que conoscas lo que es el amor, A mi lado....... I'VE LEARNED THAT LIFE IS LIKE A ROLL OF TOILET PAPER, THE CLOSER IT GETS TO THE END, THE FASTER IT GOES.... I'VE LEARNED THAT MONEY DOESN'T BUY CLASS, HAPPINESS,
To Real Friends
Well, it seems that where i am working, they're trying again to cnstrain internet acces to the basic. So i am writing in a break froma cybercoffee saying i'm around but forbidden for CT!!! :( I hope to see you around on Yahoo, or one oof this night i steal some time to connect from home. Kisses You all!! Well i'm leaving Cherrytap. I'm ok, but bored. I've been enjoying this site as much as possible but right now i haven´t found not too much excitement, and i feel it's time to move. But i want to keep in touch with you girls and boys. So, if you are not in my messenger lts already, feel free to add me: Panopticon@pahardcore.con (MSN) Nihilorama@yahoo.com.mx (Yahoo) Anyone!!! Specially i hope you Extremelyshy, Tovah, Gina, Lola, add me because you are my missing contacts!!!! Kisses y'all!!! :)
To Reach Me! If You Want To Holla
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To Realize
To realize The value of a sister Ask someone Who doesn't have one. To realize The value of ten years: Ask a newly Divorced couple. To realize The value of four years: Ask a graduate. To realize The value of one year: Ask a student who Has failed a final exam. To realize The value of nine months: Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn. To realize The value of one month: Ask a mother who has given birth to A premature baby. To realize The value of one week: Ask an editor of a weekly newspaper. To realize The value of one minute: Ask a person Who has missed the train, bus or plane. To realize The value of one-second: Ask a person Who has survived an accident. Time waits for no one. Treasure every moment you have. You will treasure it even more when you can share it with someone special. To realize the value of a friend or family member : LOSE ONE. The origin of this le
To Realize......
To realize The value of a sister/brother Ask someone Who doesn't have one. To realize The value of ten years: Ask a newly Divorced couple. To realize The value of four years: Ask a graduate. To realize The value of one year: Ask a student who Has failed a final exam. To realize The value of nine months: Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn. To realize The value of one month: Ask a mother who has given birth to A premature baby. To realize The value of one week: Ask an editor of a weekly newspaper. To realize The value of one minute: Ask a person Who has missed the train, bus or plane. To realize The value of one-second: Ask a person Who has survived an accident. Time waits for no one. Treasure every moment you have. You will treasure it even more when you can share it with someone special. To realize the value of a friend or family member: LOSE ONE. Treasure everyone in your life, ever
To Realize
To realize The value of a sister Ask someone Who doesn't have one. To realize The value of ten years: Ask a newly Divorced couple To realize The value of four years: Ask a graduate. To realize The value of one year: Ask a student who Has failed a final exam. To realize The value of nine months: Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn. To realize The value of one month: Ask a mother who has given birth to A premature baby. To realize The value of one week: Ask an editor of a weekly newspaper. To realize The value of one minute: Ask a person Who has missed the train, bus or plane. To realize The value of one-second: Ask a person Who has survived an accident. Time waits for no one. Treasure every moment you have. You will treasure it even more when you can share it with someone special. To realize the value of a friend or family member: LOSE ONE. melanie Pills: Take with plenty of sex toys 'What Sexual Effect do
To Remove Hair Or Not...
This is one of the funniest thing i have ever read!!! Ladies, Do NOT try this at home!!! Hair Removal.... (I don't have a clue as to who wrote this, but....WHAT A HOOT!) All hair removal methods have tricked women with their promises of easy, painless removal - The Epilady, scissors, razors, Nair and now...the wax. Read on.......... My night began as any other normal weeknight. Come home, fix dinner, play with the kids. I then had the thought that would ring painfully in my mind for the next few hours: Maybe I should pull the waxing kit out of the medicine cabinet." So I headed to the site of my demise: the bathroom. It was one of those "cold wax" kits. No melting a clump of hot wax, you just rub the strips together in your hand, they get warm and you peel them apart and press them to your leg (or wherever else) and you pull the hair right off. No muss, no fuss. How hard can it be? I mean, I'm not a genius, but I am mechanically incl
To Reiterate My Bulletin!
There are a few things on this site that really gets on my nerves...and both have to do with women and their thinking that all guys are shallow and all we care about seeing you naked. There is a such thing as a man befriendng a woman just for the simple matter of being "friends"...which leads me to my first gripe....Why is it you feel the need to use a pic as your display pic that clearly isn't you....if you're using it to attract guys that are looking for centerfolds then clearly they are not the men for you....be yourself....post pics of yourself....it will surpise you on how many visitors you get....MY second gripe...though i request friendship with many ppl....dont expect me to pay to see your pics...not through a blast...an happy hour..or whatever the case may be.....all you are doing is putting a pricetag on your morals....how far do you go with that....$5 for a bj in the alley after leaving the club....dont shake your head it is the same thing...you want guys to pay for what you
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To Realize
To realize The value of a sister Ask someone Who doesn't have one. To realize The value of ten years: Ask a newly Divorced couple. To realize The value of four years: Ask a graduate. To realize The value of one year: Ask a student who Has failed a final exam. To realize The value of nine months: Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn. To realize The value of one month: Ask a mother who has given birth to A premature baby. To realize The value of one week: Ask an editor of a weekly newspaper. To realize The value of one minute: Ask a person Who has missed the train, bus or plane. To realize The value of one second: Ask a person Who has survived an accident. Time waits for no one. Treasure every moment you have. You will treasure it even more when you can share it with someone special. To realize the value of a *friend *or *family member*: LOSE ONE. warm wishes.....
To Really Understand
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Tori Amos-spark
She's addicted to nicotine patches She's addicted to nicotine patches She's afraid of the light in the dark 6:58 are you sure where my spark is Here Here Here She's convinced she could hold back a glacier But she couldn't keep Baby alive Doubting if there's a woman in there somewhere Here You say you don't want it again And again but you don't really mean it You say you don't want it This circus we're in But you don't you don't really mean it You don't really mean it if the Divine master plan is perfection Maybe next I'll give Judas a try Trusting my soul to the ice cream assassin Here You say you don't want it again And again but you don't really mean it You say you don't want it This cirucs we're in But you don't you don't really mean it You don't really mean it How may fates turn around in the overtime Ballerinas that have fins that you'll never find You thought that you were the bomb yeah Well so did I Say you don't want it Say you don't want it Say you don't want it again And a
Tormented Soul
hell on earth that is a question that i now know the meanig of having spent the last 2 and half years of my life in iraq in the us military i have seen many things that i can only hope to forget and done many more that i know i wll never forget but one thing remains constant even in the darkest of hours there is hope hope for every one all they need to do is find some one they truly love and hold on to them fight for them live for them and even if it comes to that die for them many people ask me why i do the things i do and my answer is simple and corny its not for me its not for my family its for every one else so they and thier families dont have to go through all the stuff that us mltary people do its not a hard job or any thing like that its just the stuff u have to see or do sometimes will always affect u nomatter what it will afect the way u look at things and make desicions even when we are old and grey but life will go on and we as people will prosper and grow with a litle bit
Torment Of The Soul
Late of night and the darkest hour, dreams of torment enter your mind. The sight of crimson flowing like a river to stain your hands with your lovers blood. Pain swelling, grasping your heart. Tears of sorrow swell and fall. Ripped aways from the ones you love, struggling through this life of h***. No smiles to comfort your soul, as it wonders if it can mend. No warm imbrace of your lovers arms. No safety from the torment that lay beyond. Noone to comfort you tortured soul. Noone to fill this empty void i call my heart....
Torment
Memories wander in dark places Wounding the life of my soul Causing pain to burn my mind Essence of life draining slowly Flashes of light, time and space crossing my mind Blinding me from what I need to see Confusion and wonder playing together with happiness Tormented by love, scared of tomorrow Vices and nails destroying my thoughts Dull pain turning into unbearable torture Stop it please Make it go away
Torment
Torment unforgotten are a child screams of pain. Beaten without mercy; abused with no restaint. Onslaught with no reprisal, see the hate through this childs eyes. Unforgiven of his pain till you suffer his demise.Can't you see the hate you breed or the monster you create?Will you even say you're sorry when you see that it's too late? Torment unforgotten are a childs screams of pain. Beaten with no mercy till the tears fall like rain.
Tormented
Ok this is a little new to me, as I now find myself single again with another man living in my home, but here I am. Not even sure why I'm here so any input would be appreciated. But if you are the same type of tramp I am still unfortunately married to, then don't bother. Right now I am bitter and on guard, but I am working on it. Is there solice of actual friendship in here, or is it all just more BS for those with nothing better to do? Help me out here. Oh by the way. the tramp in the picture behind me fell off, but quickly jumped on a steroid freak, so good for her.
Tormentors Abound
Well this site seems interesting, seems like it will be a good time waster. I may be able to do some good networking and  build up an RP group. That would be cool, an RP lounge. Awesome. Cheers to Synnocent for introducing me to Fubar.
Torn In Half
Christmas Vacation Category: Life I keep thinking of leaveing for my Vacation In Oregan and Im really excited about leaveing for a week, but Im also sadend by the fact that I wont have anyone to kiss romanticly on New Years Eve. I get into the airport at 11:30pm that New Years Eve. I wont be to anybodys house that quick to receive my New Years kiss. The kiss means alot to me that one person makeing the new year count.... So I look at this as who ever shows up atthe airport that night to pick me up and give me that all inportant kiss and is a person that needds to be in my life some how, I beleive in signs and wounders or something like all the romantic fate. so here is my information on my flight I will be coming in on united flight #716 it will be bush airport in houston. If I dont know u I suggest u are holding a red long stem rose that way I know u are there for me. I just really hope this one person will show up, because I really want my special kiss to go to this person becasu
Tornado Tears....
First let me thank Emily and the rest of you wonderful people for trying your hardest to pull me out of an emotional sewer today...I love you so much for all you do and all your words. I just wanted to briefly address the reason behind putting up such a picture as that. And to explain why "tornado tears". 99.9% of the time I have the world's most positive outlook, I can take on the whole world and fight my way through anything. Yet there are times, that shovelling shit against the tide just takes it toll and I am ready to throw in the towel and say FUCK IT! Today is one of those days.... After two surgeries in the past four months and countless weeks off work....Im kind of hurting in many ways. I guess I wanted you to see that there is more than one side to me. I dont always smile....well most of the time anyhow...lol...but there are days that I'm problemsolving constantly and im so tired of it. Single parents everywhere have such a time of it. Coupled with being off
Torn Desire
A child is so innocent and pure. They never ask or question why they are here. To them they think, Their meant to be here. To them, they think they were created from love and they are wanted. From the time they were born, All they see and know is of his Mother, Grandmother, Grandfather, Aunt, and Uncle. They are innocent as new borns, don't really know any better. A few months pass, a young man starts coming around. Spending alot of time with the child's Mommy, and spending alot of time with the child. The child thinks, this Man must be my daddy! Days, Weeks, Months go by and this Man is still around. I know who he is, I recognize the tattoo on his forearm. When he holds me, I search for those colors on his arm. I have to play and taste it every time I see him. Now he is married to my Mommy. We are a family, this is my Daddy! Days, weeks, months, years go by! A small child grows up to be a smart, funny, lively little boy. His whole world is wrapped around thi
Tornados
For those of you who aren't familiar with tornadoes and are hearing news coverage of this, here is a short glossary to help you understand. FUJITA SCALE: used to measure wind speeds of a tornado and their severity. F1: Laughable little string of wind unless it comes through your house, then enough to make your insurance company drop you like a brick. (People enjoy standing on their porches to watch this kind.) F2: Strong enough to blow your car into your house, unless of course you drive an Expedition and live in a mobile home, then strong enough to blow your house into your car. F3: Will pick your house and your Expedition up and move you to the other side of town. F4: Usually ranging from 1/2 to a full mile wide, this tornado can turn an Expedition into a Pinto, then gift wrap it in a semi truck. F5: The Mother of all Tornadoes, you might as well stand on your front porch and watch it, because it's probably going to be quite a last sight.
Torn
"Torn" Do I ignore their betrayal and keep them as friends? Do I try to forgive them, and make amends? Do I accept their illusions, and its hypocracy? Do I follow instinct, and put them out of misery? Torn between decisions, decisions I must make. Torn between two worlds, who is real who is fake? Why do I lose my mind everytime I lose a bet? Why do i get scarred for life by people i just met? Why do i get tread on, nearly constantly? Why is it so fucking hard, to keep my sanity? Torn between decisions, decisions I must make. Torn beween two worlds, what is real what is fake? How do i go through life, should i live it day by day? How do I know what path is right, How do i know the way? How do I know that people are speaking honestly? How would you perceive people, if you were me? Torn between decisions, decisions I must make. Torn beween two worlds, what is real what is fake? When do I get to live so fuckin happily? When do I get to start my own family?
Tornado In Greensburg Ks
not many people have heard the news in the heartland of western ks a little town of western ks called greensburg ks was hit by a f-5 tornado on friday night taking out the high school and middle school along with it all of kansas has came together as a state to help fund for the families of this community if people can go to ur nearest red cross and donate some money to the greensburg tornado relief fund it would help out alot well i got to go talk to u guys later
Torn Between What My Child Wants And What's Best For Her.
Torn
"The American Love Dream" All the things that surround my life and all the things that keep me busy still can't keep my mind off you. There's so many painful feelings that fill my heart whenever I think about you. You promised so much. But where's your end of the bargain? Why did you waste all the time and effort into making me believe I could trust you? Making me believe you were the one for me. And making me fall for you blindly. God, I was so blind! How could I have been so fucking stupid? And that's all I can chalk this up to... is a stupid lack of good judgement. So here I am again. Torn, broken and destroyed. For a brief moment I found my light. I found you. And the hope you gave me. For that brief momen is unmeasurable. I had forgotten all the pain. Put away all the sorrow. And trusted your word when you said you would never hurt me. But the truth now foreshadows my hope. You are just like the rest. And you leave me now... broken, destroyed,
Torn Apart
She tore apart the parts of me I always thought would always be constant - constantly calling me on the bullshit I would toss about so easily to other women - what the fuck did I know about love or loving? Now I belong to one woman and I never thought I could be owned, let alone loved or wanted - hell, she says she needs me and that will scare me always (but never as much as the thought that I might not be there when it all falls apart - it always does). I'm the scoundrel, bounder, cad - I can't do this, but I have to - I have to hold her close and say things I never thought I'd mean. Life is like this, isn't it? © All rights reserved
Torn!
Today my best friend since I moved here died today. She was the greatest and most talented person I knew. She did numerous of my tattoos and was there for me in my toughest times. She found out the weekend after easter she had stage 4 lung cancer and all of us were crushed. She is leaving behind more friends then she will ever know a great husband and son. I love you Joy you will be in my heart forever, you mean more to me then you will ever know... at least I know you will be my son's gaurdian angel!
Torn
One day your sitting there watching as everything falls in place. The very next moment you look around and friends are gone, lovers are gone, and life has taken everything to the center of hell. I watched in just a matter of moments how a frienship of such a long time was lossed over a miscommunication. How can that be? What was the purpose? Why would you drop something that has alot of value to everyone. Someone who listened, talked to, understood, and mostly shared thoughts ideas and plans with. Its hard to walk away from something that helped you grow and would still help you grow if it was there...
Torn
Torn's Blog
IS BAPTISM BY IMMERSION ESSENTIAL TO SALVATION? Arlie Reed It seems like every time there is a Bible study, sooner or later the issue of baptism comes up. There are always several different "opinions.” These discussions often cause someone to get mad which ends up in some kind of division within the Bible study group. (I hate when this happens.) This became such a problem for me that I tried to avoid discussing baptism because I saw the issue as divisive. No matter how hard I try to avoid argumentative discussions, it still keeps coming up. The Bible is God’s Word and although it is subject to interpretation, it is not a matter of opinion. The author, God, had one meaning when it was given to the writer. Therefore, we must try to understand just what God intended. This does become personal. Each individual has the responsibility to diligently try to understand the meaning of all scripture, and it must be understood in relation to other scriptures. Scripture cannot contradic
Torn
Ok well I am now divorced and heading in a new direction with my life. I have a new guy who gives me the world and loves me for who I am unconditionally. It is hard for me because I love this man with all my heart but I am scared and having a hard time making a commitment to him which is not fair to him. I've made him wait so long that even though I'm not ready I'm afraid he'll get fed up and leave if I don't. UGH!! Well anyway I'm off on a new journey and hope to find new friends along the way. TORN!! Pain like a knife in the chest Tears rolling down her cheeks His face fresh in her mind Thoughts swirling of what she did wrong Her soul fills with much sorrow The heart is full of anger Hate rises in her throat like bile Regret is a word she'll know well She tries to hate her demon He has such power over her Trying to remove all memories The smell of him, his touch, his taste Thrown away again like
Torn
I lie awake and ponder Nothing but the silence Wait...what is that I hear? A heart beat? *thump thump, thump thump* A burst of light Aloud crackling crash In the howling wind I stand alone Watching the clouds swirling around me To my left is my home To my right, the great unknown The wind is blowing harder now I watch as it picks up the debris The wind throws it left It breaks a window~an opening to my soul The wind throws it right I can't quite see where it goes Stuck in the whipping wind I receive my punishment I watch my home get torn apart Everything I loved and knew is gone With the loud harmonious thunder My heart breaks I pray that it ends The pain is too deep With the bright flashes of lightning I am torn between choices I am picked up by the whirling cyclone I am tossed into the dark hole of despair I hear it again *thump thump, thump thump* It gets slower and softer *thump thump, thump thump* The end is drawing near A *swish* and its gone ~Holl
Torn Apart
Seek Not My Heart Oh gentle winds 'neath moonlit skies, Do not you hear my heartfelt cries? Below the branches, here about, Do not you sense my fear and doubt? Side glistening rivers, sparkling streams, Do not you hear my woeful screams? Upon the meadows, touched with dew, Do not you see my hearts a'skew? Beneath the thousand twinkling stars, Do not you feel my jagged scars? Seek not my mournful heart kind breeze, For you'll not find it 'mongst these trees. It's scattered 'cross the moonlit skies, Accompanied by heartfelt sighs. It's drifting o're the gentle rain, A symbol of my silent pain. It's buried 'neath the meadow fair, Conjoined with all the sorrow there. It's lost among the stars this night, Too far to ease my quiet fright. No gentle winds, seek not my heart, For simply ... it has torn apart.
Torn Hearts!
Oh i just need to know You love me and need me before I break another's heart forever. He saved my tortured soul. He made my heart sing. He protected me. He loved me. Oh i just need to know I'm making the right decision He's been my life for a year. He took away my sadness and sorrow. He understood all my moods. He took away all my pain. He loved me. Oh i just need to know you want my heart and soul no turning back once i give you those completely. He left me lonely an free. He looked back why? He hurt me again. He is gone. Oh i just need to know I'm making the right decision,before I break his heart forever.
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Torn In To Pieces
You destroyed me… By killing my dreams and killing my heart You destroyed me by breaking my soul in half. Destroying me is what happens when you betray me miserably with those cruel words you said. You’ve destroyed me once before as well and you said you would never again You destroyed me by tearing my soul to pieces Your love was never mine when you killed my heart Your pain gave me the love that I desired most When you destroyed me, I sought to destroy you. We destroyed each other… Things have changed and now your gone. u cant promise that its not forever I hope and i pray for the day that you come home, Mistakes i have made haunt me in my dreams i love you more than i should so much more than is good for me.... but more is good... i have fallen... more that i said i ever would... what is love with out you. I have loved and lost. but if i can find a way to keep you i will. even if it means letting you go. Your eyes make my heart sing. a fragil b
Tornados
just wanted to say big thanks and hugs to all my great friends that was worried bout me ! we was spared the worst of the storms my family and myself are fine thanks too all for ur concern !
Torn
Torn
( People will never understand What's going on in our mind) What did you expect I hoped things would change These things never change different people Same Bullshit And everytime it gets worse Well it's all over now We're done with this Shit we wont sit back & wait It's disappeared, We're disapointed We just don't give a Fuck!!! Wil this grass be greener On the other side Will we get cut deeper With a different knife It's for a new life With new people (a new you, and new me) It's not over yet Take all the anger, the pain, the red, the black The fear, the sweat, the rage, the Hate The tears, the blood, the sent, the taste And Shove in their face!!!! By. Sinn F. Chaderrs
Torn
My love for him, the deepest it may be. The desperate thought of losing him, I wish I didn't see. The painful agony, I try to disguise thee. The sound of a wounded heart beating, oh how it hurts me. The anger that burns inside, I shall set free. The thought of a love, that should never be. The thought of him leaving, should I let him flee? The things that make me torn, will always be. written by.. Megz
Tornados
My family and I lived through this! Very freaky shit! Biggest and most powerful tornado EVER recorded on Earth!
Tornados!
I'M NOT SURE IF YOU HAVE ALL HEARD THE NEWS FROM MY AREA OR NOT (IOWA) BUT SUNDAY LATE AFTERNOON WE EXPERIENCED A TERRIBLE TORNADO HERE IN THE AREA. IT HAS CAUSED AN ENORMOUS AMOUNT OF DAMAGE THROUGHOUT SEVERAL COUNTIES HERE. THE MOST NOTABLE DAMAMGE IS IN A TOWN CALLED PARKERSBURG. 4 PEOPLE LOST THEIR LIVES THERE AND 2 PEOPLE FROM A NEARBY TOWN, NEW HARTFORD AS WELL. DAMAGE IS BEYOND BELIEF! HERE IS A WEB SITE OF OUR LOCAL NEWSPAPER WHERE YOU CAN FIND NUMEROUS LINKS TO ARTICLES ABOUT IT. http://www.wcfcourier.com/ http://www.courierwebcasts.com/play.php?vid_id=977&file=parkersburg4052608.flv I AM STILL WITHOUT POWER AT HOME, HOPEFULLY IT WILL BE RESTORED IN THE NEXT COUPLE DAYS. POWER LINES WERE DOWN 1 MILE SOUTH OF WHERE I LIVE (ONE POINT AT WHICH THE TORNADO ACTUALLY TOUCHED DOWN) AND RUNNING EAST TO WEST FOR ABOUT A 4 MILE STRETCH. POLES SPLIT IN HALF, LOOKING LIKE A GIANT TOOTHPICK THAT SNAPPED. WIRES DOWN IN ROADS. MY FAMILY & I ARE SO VERY FORTUNATE TO HAVE ON
Tornadoes
Tornadoes June 4, 2008 Well, today was one for the record books. We had “severe weather” which means (at this particular time of year) severe thunderstorms, lightening and tornadoes. Anyone who has lived here for more than a year knows that’s just what goes on. Sometimes they cause death and destruction; sometimes they don’t. So today was no exception. We woke up to rain and it began storming shortly thereafter. When I arrived at work we had our normal “daily meeting” and discussed where to go in case of a tornado. People started freaking out. I was shocked. I shouldn’t have been, but I forgot the idiocy that inhabits the bodies and minds of those I work with sometimes. Dummy me. One stupid chick said that if a tornado hit, she was running to her car and heading home to her babies. I told her that her babies would do no better with a dead mommy (maybe they would…I don’t know). She wasn’t having any of that. Well, the storms seemed to
Torn Poems From My Hopeless Mind
im a super hero in my own eyes to myself i can fly so damn high, I see spinning colors swirl around me, butterflies lift me up dropping me onto black roses crying the tears of blood running through my fingers dripping down my lips so lustful so tasteful screaming bats into the moonless sky white skin so bright drawing in hate and death twriling his baton covered in acid tossing my hair eyeless sockets spewing blood sewn mouth taped ears bound hands torn feet just laying alone in a ocean of blood with pink sharks surrounding me chanting hopeless, pointless cheers, they will never get me, i will resis, for I am me and only me!
Torn Poems From My Hopeless Mind
Torn Poems From My Hopeless Mind
Torn Emotions
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Torn Emotions
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Torn Emotions
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Tornado strikes Wellington WELLINGTON, FL -- The Palm Beach County Sheriff's Office is responding to reports of tornado damage to several homes in Wellington. Tropical Storm Fay brought several tornado warnings in the overnight hours to Palm Beach County and the Treasure Coast, and Wellington residents say a twister touched down in their town. The reported damage is to homes and property in near the Wellington Equine Center. Residents have told PBSO and WPTV.com that several roofs were damaged in neighborhoods bounded by 140th Avenue South to the west, 120th Avenue South to the east, Pierson Road to the south, and Southshore Boulevard to the north. The area is not far from Wellington High School. Power lines were also reported to be down. and several homes are without electricity. One spotter who lives near the intersection of Carlton Street and Greenview Shores says a sliding glass door in the front of a home blew in, accompanied by a "roaring sound." Other callers to Ne
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Torn Soul
Somewhere in the sand my soul was torn. Torn apart in a split second. I can still feel his skin next to mine. Lost in his eyes. I can't fix my soul now. Lost forever in the sand. Somewhere in another land.   Written By: Me.
Torn Part 1
This is the first part of a new book I'm working on.        She watched him staring out the window for what must have been the millionth time in the last month. It seemed that's all he did these days; sit at the bay window and stare. His friends would call and he'd cancel with one reason or another. They were all lies. He wasn't the brother she knew, the war took care of that, but she loved him all the same. There was such a mixture of emotions; sometimes she was angry, wishing he would just 'snap back' and be the man she knew before all of this. Sometimes she was sad because the man he became was so distant and strange. They had been close growing up. Even into their early adult lives, they were still close. Then, he and Josh got it into their heads one day to join the Army and 'Be all they could be.' She could understand his desire for it; the 'wanting' to help, and be a part of something bigger than oneself. She got all of that. At the same time, she couldn't picture her bro
Torn Part 2
Unable to put off turning around anymore, the dessert was finally ready. She pulled it from the oven and placed it on a cooling dish. Lisa heard the stools and wheeled around.  “Don't even think about it,” she said, the laughter easily heard in her voice. She looked from her mother and brother. “You have to wait.” “You fill the house with that scent then expect us to wait?” Brian grumbled. “Some sister.” “Mom? Tell him to stop.” Lisa looked to her mom for help, and realized she was trying to sneak around the island to get at the dish. “Mom! You're worse than he is!” They all laughed as everyone seated themselves around the counter and impatiently waited for it to cool. The dessert went over well. Brian and his mother ate the entire dish. It wasn't quite a brownie dish, but it wasn't cake either. She called it: Chocolate Haven, even though there wasn't as much chocolate in it as there was brown sugar. Smiling, L
Torn Part 3
Lisa and her mother went to the kitchen. Brian and Josh were still sitting at the island, munching on a bag of cookies they found in one of the cupboards.   “Joshie! It's been far too long. Where have you been? What brings you by?” Mrs. Callington asked question after question, placing the bag on the counter and pulling him in for a hug. “You're looking well.” “Thanks,” he said, watching Lisa. He winked at her and mouthed, “Pippy.” Lisa rolled her eyes and turned from everyone, focusing on putting the groceries away.  “You'll stay for supper right?” “Well that depends on who's cooking?” Josh teased. Everyone knew that she was not very much of a cook. Growing up Brian and Lisa's father did all the cooking. If she would have gotten too close to the stove, fire alarms would go off mysteriously.  “I'm cooking,” Lisa said, poking her head out from behind one of the cupboards. “We have an agreemen
Torn Part 4
Brian returned to his window and Lisa was at a loss. She'd tried everything she could think of to make him feel more at home. She didn't know what else to do. Then she remembered her friend Wendy's dinner party the following weekend. It gave her an opportunity to work on getting him out of the house and interact with other people for a while. Wendy was leaving for graduate school and they were having a going away dinner. She had gotten early admission, so she was heading to California a few weeks early to get settled. It was going to be just a few friends; nothing fancy or outlandish. Lisa just had to figure out how she was going to convince Brian to go. She thought about bribing him, begging him, even just asking him. Nothing seemed like it would work though. She'd actually tried bringing it up, but he was back to wherever his mind would run and he either didn't hear her or pretended not to. As the days passed, and the event approached, she thought that she'd never come up with a
Torn Part 5
“Lisa? Lisa, wake up,” a low voice whispered in her ear.  Lisa's eyes fluttered open. The light hurt her eyes, so she closed them again. She didn’t want to be here, wherever here was. She wanted to go back.  “I saw that Pippy, come on! Wake up!”  She was confused; who was whispering, why was someone whispering, and why did she have to wake up? She was in a safe place. Brian and her were laughing and talking like they used to. It had been so long since things felt real between the two. Struggling to sit up, she looked around the room. It wasn't her room. “Where...? Where the hell am I?” “The hospital,” Josh said matter-of-factly.  “Why? What happened?”  “You don't remember?”  “I remember I'm supposed to be going to a dinner party for my friend Wendy tonight, but other than that... no it's all a blank. Where are my parents? My brother?” Panic was beginning to creep into her voice.  “Ma
Torn
Okay, So this is very hard for me. I have realized over the last week I am in love with 2 men. How can that be you ask? I am not 100% sure either. Here I was happily engaged, and didn't think I could ever want anything more in my life. I recently started talking to a friend I hadn't talked to in almost a year. He told me all about everything that has gone on in his life since we last spoke. I was so happy and thrilled for him until.... I realized I was very jealous. He was always there for me, he's a great person and for the most part I am very happy for him, cuz he is happy. I never realized I had feelings for him, until now and he's happy. I am driving myself crazy. I don't know how to talk to him anymore, because I am crazy jealous, and all that crap. I hate to think anything would come between us, but I am just a mess. I KNOW this friend and I could NEVER be together. I have never felt like this before, and I don't want anyone's BS comments saying I'm a slut or whore. This is just
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Santini will be performing in Toronto in late Feb and March at numerous venues. Stay tuned for gig particulars to be posted very soon. Santini's show will feature a number of drop dead dangerous extreme escapes set against a shattering background of hard edged metal music. "Suffocation", "Lobotomy", "Dagger Trap", and "The Ripper", will all be some of the extreme escapes featured in this particular series of shows and there will be a few brand new death devices introduced as well.
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I follow you outside youlean against a white benz ansd light one up I step out of the shadows and walk toward you I stare deep in your eyes you are hypnotized by the passion inside, It pulls you in its like the passion is reaching to you from withing you cannot look away I reach you and place my hand on the back of your neck I pull you in for a kiss I taste your lips, and your tongue I bite your lip and pull you down you unzip my pantsand pull my soft cock out you take it in your mouth and make it grow you know I am pleasured by my moans I am rock hard now and I hold your head against me, all the way to the base affter about 30 seconds I let go. You are dripping now I raise you up and turn your toward the car I pull down your pants and bend you over the hood you moan as I slide in I slide my fingers in the other hole as I pump you, slow at first, till it is hard and fast You pull out and you kneel in front of me you take me again in your mouth and swallo
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Nothing ever is good, it's always bad I don't deserve love, I never have Ripped out my heart, torn in two Love is an art, I never knew Now I'm just dying, a slow death No ray of sunshine, nothing left I'll just give up now, just no use, Goodbye to my love, it's all abuse My soul has been tortured, broken apart Somehow resilient, patched holes in my heart Fills up like a balloon, then popped with a dart Deflating down, feelings usually depart Men always get close, keeping me safe inside Their hearts promise healing, love to abide My past soon revealed, they turn, run and hide It's over to them, not for me to decide What's happened to me, I wouldn't have chosen Am I to turn off my heart, to be left here frozen This fate I will bare, a noose that won't loosen Around my weak heart, loves locked in my prison Closing off from the pain, I can only protect The passion I feel, he soon will reject The body will heal, but the mind won't forget What's left
The Torture Within
Tormented All these thoughts Constantly streaming Creating a longing Deep in my soul Desperately wanting Something That may never be Wondering how I could have been So very blind My past Haunts me Wishing For just a moment In your arms Knowing within The pain I Have caused All those things I cant take back Crying For the love I know ive lost
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To Serena
Looking deep into your eyes No better place to hide When i'm scared and i'm weak You can help me before i bleed You can help me forget the pain That i feel deep inside Let me shed these tears Let me just be with you You're my saviour You are my angel My blood runs in you Your blood runs in my veins I love this kind of immortal love I think it's what unites This is all i believe You're the one i trust I believe in our love And i always will Snow has covered her grave And flowers have withered away Could wind cries in the trees Frozen tears mark my grief The flickering weak candlelight Shatters the dead of the night I bury my face into my hand I try to speak but I cant With a breeze arrives a sparrow Lands on her gravestone I raise my head and realize I am no longer alone Haven of shadows in the garden of stones Cold wind blows out the flame And darkness surrounds me again The sparrow starts silently singing A song only she and I know I shed
To Set Any Fears To Rest....
Ok..this blog is geared toward clearing up a few misconceptions for those ever-present, narrow-minded individuals that think they know something of my faith preference, but in all actuality only succeed in making their ignorance obvious to the world by voicing unfounded fears and ideas about it. Also, this blog came about from a recent conversation, and I'm still a bit miffed about it..so do try to overlook the rancor reflected therein. Misconceptions: #1. Pagans try to convert others to their ways: Umm..NO. We don't. In fact, in all the history of religion, we are one of the few faith practices, religions if you must call it such, that does NOT seek to convert others. Practitioners of Wicca, Paganism, and Witchcraft have been hiding in the shadows for ages. Carrying out our rituals beneath the moon in isolated areas actually came about due to the necessity of concealing them from those who would force us into their beliefs. To tell the absolute truth, we have in many wa
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To Serve Or Not To Serve
I would like to tell you about an eyeball that I saw dangling from its optic nerve: The only time a bartender is required to use his brain is when deciding whether to "cut-off" a drunkard. We are legally obliged to stop serving someone if it appears they are too soused. But what is "too drunk"? There is no formula. Who has the ability or the right to make that determination? For Christ’s sake, it’s a bar! Getting buzzed is the point! How do you draw the line between acceptable and unnaceptable intoxication? The chick falling off her stool is a no-brainer, but what about the quiet gentleman sitting alone at the bar? How am I supposed to hear the chorus of little voices in his head slurring the words Get the axe. . . get the axe? It is especially difficult with strangers. You have no way to gauge their behavior. You don’t know if they are drunk are just really weird. In this business, that’s a 50/50 proposition. What if a patron is mentally retarded or handicapped
To Sell Or Not To Sell
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To See Syn...poem
I hear you comming... I feel you near... I need you by me... Hear my heart... Feel my touch... Need to be by me... Hear the night comming... Hear the sounds out there... Hear the beat of my heart.. Look into me... Look into the dark... Look into the stars... Feel the fog pressing... Feel the need we have... Feel the power we hold... Look into our hearts to see Syn. Jess 04-11-08
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To Someone They Know Who
Im not doing this to be mean. Just i feel poems can say lot for how you feel.If i think back on the time we had together was the grestest thing. You did make a differnce in my life.To know our love was strong, i know you loved me and i loved you.I hold you close to my heart forever and always. Your still the one that know more about me then everyone does. Yes In the end we might not be together but think we still got each together and the one thing i love. I love the fact we are still friend and still close as forever. I still wanna be in your life, still be the one you can feel you can tell anything to. To be able to love each other as bestfriend. YEs you have a place in my heart that special just for you. Yes you can Touch me like no one has. I feel your pain and your tears. I hurt when your sad, i cry when you cry.... just like that bestfriend poem...When your sad or hurt i want to be there to help you up to let you know everything will be okay. I want to be there when you tell me a
To Someone Who Is Beatiful All Over...
It is absolutely wonderful to have someone in your life who is caring and giving and gracious-someone whose smiles are like sunshine and laughter and whose words always seem to say the things you most like to hear... because those magical people are really beautiful... inside. And it is a special privilege to know someone whose outward appearance is a delight just to see - someone who lights up a room with radiance and who lights up my little corner of the world with a loveliness it has never known before...because special people like that are really beautiful...outside...But most of all, it is one of the world's most special blessings to have a person in your life who can add so much pleasure and such magnificence to the days - as you have to mine... because you're someone who is beautiful... all over...
To Someone Who Crushed My World
never again. Current mood:heart broken never again will my heart ache,never again will i see your face,never again will there be love in your eyes,never again will i feel your embrace.never again will my heart beat,never again will heart heal,never again will my life be the same,never again will your love be real.never again will i love,never again you will be mine,never again will i kiss you,never again will i be fine.never again will we be the same,never again will we enjoy what he had,never again we will be together,and never again will i be sad. To someone who crushed my world I began my ascent at minue zeroYou made so sure of thatYou tried to keep me down hereYour complacency has been your downfallNobody made you king of the worldAnd I'm here to dethrone youSo kiss the ring motherfuckerIt's my time, my time to shineGrasping for the straws as they fallMaybe you can make a splint for your broken egoFor your broken egoSo I say thank you for the scarsAnd the guilt and the painEv
To Someone Very Special You Know Who U R
So far away from where you areThese miles have torn us worlds apartAnd I miss youYeah, I miss youSo far away from where you areStanding underneath the starsAnd I wish you were hereI miss the years that were erased I miss the way the sunshine would light up your faceI miss all the little things I never thought that they’d mean everything to meYeah, I miss youAnd I wish you were hereI feel the beating of your heartI see the shadows of your faceJust know that wherever you areYeah, I miss youAnd I wish you were hereI miss the years that were erasedI miss the way the sunshine would light up your faceI miss all the little thingsI never thought that they’d mean everything to meYeah, I miss youAnd I wish you were hereSo far away from where you areThese miles have torn us worlds apartAnd I miss youYeah, I miss youAnd I wish you were here  
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To Stephannie
I thought my heart would never mend, and I'd never love again. Cause I searched wide and far, chasing after shooting stars. I been through hell and back again been lost without a friend. Wondered around without a clue and then came you Some say we're crazy, but it feels so right. I've never been in love, more than I am tonight. I wanna be your man. hold your face in my hands And get lost in the bliss, of a soft and tender kiss. I'm crazy yes it's true, crazy in love with you. So hold my hand and share this gift from above, And we'll fly away on the wings of love. Only GOD knows what you mean to me, and how much I love you Stephannie I am going to be deleting my page, I have found the person I want to spend the rest of my life with,her name is Stephannie and she is so beautiful,she's everything I every wanted.Thank you all for the friendships and I wish you all the best and may GOD bless you all and watch over you. Marshall Tucker Band..Am I
To Stay Rules Are Changing....
I read a few blogs...mumms..and sad to see some do not have the savvy or graciousness as the men that were on stage tonight. I felt the moment as a great candidate and hero in my book gave his speech; not because he lost, but I felt the pain he suffered in giving his life to the country he Loves. I don't know or will speculate how our new president will handle things or approach the many issues this country currently has. I will say like in a previous Blog I'll support him and not bad mouth someone like many have done and so I've read. Thus the belief thing resounds again in Romans chapter 13. I will not degrade those placed in authority above me. Yet, I will also say if any of those placed above me I will call out what is not done appropriately. Thus rebuke is ok!! I will say this to those that rated/voted because it was a racially motivated thing; It is wrong to base things upon popularity, whether color, amount of money or who is young or old. It though should be based on
To Stay Together Or Not To Stay Together..that Is The ?
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To Stay Or Go
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To Surrender,,,,,
A submissive - 'submits through negotiations for a limited time period'. A slave - 'surrenders wholly and unconditionally'. The difference between the two may seem insignificant -but it is as vast as black and white. It is not the action, but the attitude of the heart. An example of this - remember when you were a young child; and had to clean your room? You 'could' stomp up the stairs; fussing and cussing because you are forced to do it; or you 'could' do it without resistance and wanting to please. (Even Masters had to make the beds at one time or another). Now; a submissive heart would do it because she is told; a slave's heart would do it because it needs to be done without being demanded or told. Another example of this is the manner of attitude one has around their Master. They have a slave's heart - seeing a need and doing it; wishing for a kiss or to be called to sit at their Master's feet, or to have any outward expression of the connection between one and their Ma
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Total Unrelated Fabrication
When you said the words That I wanted to hear The only thing it changed Was your atmosphere Nothing matters to me Perhaps I’m grown I tasted things Because of you But now I want Something different to do The past remains A sunspot in my mind I hear my soul Not your control Interruptions fill my day But never lead me away From where I’ve flown I realize my hungry eyes Are forever looking For a meal I see a snack And pull it back I hope that it is real Jaded and frustrated Do not define me More solo and obligated To whom I need to be The future is Still uncertain I understand I am The person That left me far behind Just remember Never mind All you need to know Is I am more than fine
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Totally Lost
Total Submission
Have you ever met someone that when they looked into your eyes you felt that they where piercing you right to the very center of your soul? Seeing all your deepest darkest fantasies. You know ... that part of you that you have never shared with anyone. Yet this person seems to know them all without your having to say a word. And you feel like you are completely exposed. That thought is very erotic. Now I don't know what kinds of things you think about ... as you recall all those wonderful feelings ... while you read this, But I wonder if it went something like this.... Was it as if there was a cord of light connecting you to them? And as you went inside and began to ... melt with the warmth of that connection, you felt as though you where looking at your future ... like your future was right in front of you. The more you began to.... listen carefully and ... really look and ...hang on every word. It was as if the rest of your environment just started to disappear with the passio
Total Acts Of Randomness
Why Cant guys realizethey are not redy for a relationshipin the beggining instead of 2 months or so into it...... on February 13th no less.... The day b4 Valentine's day!!!!!! After i go crazy getting an outfit (lingerie and all) for Vday.... and i ran around to get a him an awesome Bday gift..... GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! .. 69 confessions 1. The phone rings. Who do you want it to be? My bf J 2. When shopping at the grocery store, do you return your cart? Yes 3. In a social setting, are you more of a talker or a listener? Depends on my mood 4. Do you take compliments well? usually 5. Do you play Sudoku? No, not yet 6. If abandoned alone in the wilderness, would you survive? Yeah i could 7. Do you like to ride horses? kinda 8. Did you ever go to camp as a kid? oh yeah! 9. What was your favorite game as a kid? Ride bikes or sk8ing 10. If a sexy person was pursuing you, but you knew he/she was married, what would you
Totaled Truck
As we grow up, we learn that even the one person that wasn't supposed to ever let you down probably will. You will have your heart broken probably more than once and it's harder every time. You'll break hearts too, so remember how it felt when yours was broken. You'll fight with your best friend. You'll blame a new love for things an old one did. You'll cry because time is passing too fast, and you'll eventually lose someone you love. So take too many pictures, laugh too much, and love like you've never been hurt because every sixty seconds you spend upset is a minute of happiness you'll never get back. Don't be afraid that your life will end, be afraid that it will never begin. I recently totaled my truck. Now my neck is messed up having MRI done it and possible shots to take the pain away. I'm not looking forward to having surgery later on. Now I'm looking to get car. Of all the different cars that are out I'm not sure what to get. Not sure if I should go with safety, speed or bett
Total Babe
Totaled Car
I TOTALED MY CAR ON 3/20/07....I DID PUT A FEW PICS ON HERE IF ANYONE WANTS TO SEE THEM! I AM OKAY JUST BANGED UP WITH SCRATCHES AND BRUISES.....LOTS OF PEOPLE HAVE SAID IF I WOULD NOT HAVE HAD MY SEATBELT ON I WOULD BE DEAD..... OKAY, YEAH WHAT HAPPENED.....I RAN OFF THE INTERSTATE AND OVER CORRECTED UNDER AN 18 WHEELER RIGHT BEFORE THE BACK TIRES...MY CAR WAS DRUG 20--30 FEET. MY CAR DOES NOT LOOK AS BAD AS IT WAS...TRUST ME I WILL THANK THE GOOD LORD EVERYDAY FOR BEING WITH ME ON THAT ROLLER COASTER RIDE..I LOVE ROLLER COASTERS BUT DONT RECOMMEND THAT ONE TO ANYBODY!!
Totally Blew My Mind
OMG HE FREAKING POPPED THE QUESTION!!!!! SO CAN YOU GUESS WHAT MY ANSWER WAS????
Total Letdown!
This week should be the Happiest week of my life ~ the most beautiful baby boy with the most beautiful blue eyes Ive ever seen was born. I fell in love with him instantly. however everything else in my life has gone to crap. 2 people I love and/or care about have basically walked away or pushed me away for no reason. I know I can be difficult sometimes but there are reasons for it. I dont mean to be that way or so cold. You should be able to turn to those you care about when u have problems they should listen not give you grief. Life is very fragile - what if something drastic happens and u didnt tell the people u care about how u felt - what if they died thinking you didnt care. Life and Death has been on my mind alot lately and unlike the people who have hurt me beyond belief I plan on from now on living the rest of my time to the fullest and proving to the people I care about exactly how I feel about them. u shouldnt let people get so close and let them in only to hurt them by pus
Totally Pissed Off!
Hi all, I am just totally frustrated and pissed off at my hubby's company. We just found out that they changed the way they do vacation, per diem, and hubby's dedicated route. The first being vacation, instead of from jan to jan of each year, they are doing it by hire date, so if u take a vacation after your hire date, it goes on the next year as a vacation. Now that's cool that they want to do it that way, but they didn't let anyone know until now and we have been with the company for 3 YEARS THIS SEPT. Does that make any sense to you? You would wait for 3 years to let an employee know how you do vacation. They told him that they sent a notice out to all their employees, yet i don't remember seeing anything like that, i look at all the notices that come from the company! The next being per diem, a trucker is intitled to per diem, which is money for showers, food and time away from their families. It is required by the IRS and the Federal Government, yet the company has told us that th
Totally Fucking Over It
Totally Fucked Up Day
Hahahahaha This was sent to me. I know what my answers would be. Have fun working out yours. 1. Would you be in control? 2. Would you pull my hair? 3. Would you whisper in my ear? 4. Would you talk dirty to me? 5. Would you kiss me with a little tongue or a lot of tongue? 6. Would you say my name? 7. Would you go down on me? 8. Would you let me give you a hickie? 9. How many rounds would we go? 10. What would you wanna do afterwards? 11. Would you take off all your clothes then take mine off slowly? 12. Would you lick and bite me all over? 13. Would you like to play or get straight to the point? 14. Would you want me to take my time? 15. How freaky are you, 1 - 10? 16. Would you want fast or slow? 17. Where would you wanna "do it"? 18. Would you be loud or quiet? 19. Would you want me to be loud or quiet? 20. Would you mind if i liked you? 21. Do you like me? 22. Would you call me the next day? 23. Would you scratch me? 24. Would you l
Total Frustration
Total Jerk
ArmySoldie...: hey bitch hope u like the 1's imma give u · ArmySoldier rated your photo a '1'! · ArmySoldier rated your photo a '1'! · ArmySoldier rated your photo a '1'! · ArmySoldier rated your photo a '1'! · ArmySoldier rated your photo a '1'! · ArmySoldier rated your photo a '1'! · ArmySoldier rated your photo a '1'! · ArmySoldier rated your photo a '1'! · ArmySoldier rated your photo a '1'! thats how much he got before i could block him so beware of him rated 1's people
Totally Frustrated.....
Ok so i'm in this contest right! And right now I'm ahead but this chic is counting and I just don't have it in me for that monotonous bullshit. I've posted bullitins,my friends are on......well some of them, and I just don't get why I aint gettin' any help here. It's not the end of the world, but a few of these chics don't hold a candle next to me...not to be conceited...it's true go look you'll see. And damn it comment me a time or two will ya and maybe even repost my bullitin huh? Sorry if I sound bitchy, but .....oh this is just makin' me coocoo Cheri
Totaly Freaking Out!
so0o i have spent the last month looking for a job that would fit into my nitch of acceptable jobs and today i got it *crys* finaly! i am totaly freaking out, i dont know wether to cry or scream.... so i am silently freaking out but yeah! OMG! *laughs* i almost settled for fast food haha!
Totally Happy Is Crazy.
I just got 2 messages from people saying this girl is saying we are stalkers. This woman is crazy. She has me mixed up with someone else. I am no stalker and I don't know who would want to stalk her butt anyways. I just want my friends to know out there to watch out for this person named Totally Happy. She is some crazy B@#%^.
Totally Nutty To Ask But
thankyou for all the help . yall are sweet. taking all of that off of here. But i will keep your advice in mind :-). and caliente... i will let ya know tomorrow. call you then ok went for the second opinion (biopsy) got 4 for the price of one . ugh. will have to wait it out now.
Totally Awesome!!
so maybe I think this site is totally cool cuz I have met a girl who is the sweetest girl I have ever met and the most beautiful too....how is that possible??!! lol well it is and I owe it al lto fubar!! thanx you badass mofos!!! hey just wanted to say this leveeling shit is ridiculous and it takes way to long to do I rate and comment poeples stuff everyday and I dont seem to get far at all...this sux!!!!
Total Bs!!
im so fucking tired of sitting here dealing with all my problems plus now i'm dealing with my ex husbands debt too. meanwhile he hasn't paid any child support STILL, hasn't contacted his children, turned my power off, turned my cell off using my personal information and i'm going broke and about to lose everything and the only thing he has to worry about is how to please his fu groupies and what song hes gonna play next in his dumb ass lounge! fucking tired of his shit! ok so this goes out to one sorry excuse for a man!!! so you think my friends are ridiculous and you think my friends are scorned by you...and you think they just want you...heres a reality check...you arent sh*t...no one cares...and u say you've been wanting me to run out of money and fail...well its not going to happen...im strong and i will rise above it all...i certainly dont need you for anything...you only wish you had friends like mine...my friends in real life and even all of my fubar friends are to
Totally Fed Up!
Ok, so I never talk about my personal life on here.. at least not relationship wise. My baby's father and I have been seeing each other off and on for a little over 5yrs. I met him through his mother because she and I are friends and he was originally from CT, I met him when he came to visit her on one of his trips. I'm almost 32 and he's 26.. we met right before he turned 21. Anyway, the pregnancy wasn't planned but when I told him about it, he was excited.. he's like "you better eat right, don't do this, don't do that" and saying he wanted to be at all of the appts and u/s, etc.. We've never lived together but this summer, he moved 2 streets over from me. Over the last couple of months he's been a real jerk.. only time he even hugged me was when I told him my mother died in July. He's been very distant and we almost act like strangers. At one point he got very mad at me when I brought up the ultrasound and told me he didn't want anything to do with the baby now or later and that he d
Total Randomness
Total Randomness1) Something that keeps you going everyday?my kids2) Do you own a gun?nope-scared of them3) Do you like who you are?sometimes4) Do you have A.D.D.?mabey5) Country you've been in?germany6) Aren’t thunderstorms awesome?love them7) Who is your cell carrier?n/a8) Would you rather be rich or famous?happy9) Do you like the cold?hate it10) Are you happy you are alive?very11) Do you think gay marriage is wrong?no12) Do you like looking up at the stars?yes13) Would you ever cheat on anyone?no14) Do you want to move?yes, back home15) Do you burn or tan?burn16) Are your parents still married?deceased17) Are you happier single or in a relationship?happily married18) Do you have any children?2 boys19) What other languages do you speak?n/a20) Do you daydream a lot?all the time21) Do you like swimming?
Total Waste Of Humanity
This sorry waste of crap, in my effort to be a point whore this weekend, I rated a bunch of people 1s' boo hoo. This cat instead of comin back and rating me a bunch of 1s like expected, he talked crap about my kids. Now I dont know about you, but when talkin crap there is no reason to bring children into it. I know I have beautiful kids, and he is just probably angry cause his kids probably came out retarded, but there is no excuse to bring family into it. Especially since all I did was rate 1 pic of his a 1. Anybody who wants, feel free to bash the hell outta this asshole. Thanks. Kencredible Kencredible
Total Waste
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Total Chaos
Totally New And Lost!
Total Chaos
To Taste You
I want to taste you, leisurely like a tantalizing cluster of grapes uncovering the pulp of your secrets absorbing you like a good book read on the patio on a sunday afternoon savoring the unique salty sweetness of each drop of juice on my tongue after the skin of your reserve is broken I want to breathe you in, exhaling slowly the fragrance of your cologne and the scent of sunshine in your hair amid that manly smell of sweat and musk that draws me to taste you, with abandon like a prisoner starved on molded bread invited to a grand feast of rare delicacies and the finest wine... I want to taste you devour you like a starving lioness who has endured six months of famine and thirsted too long for springs of love in times of uninterrupted drought needing to renew her strength I want taste you on my lips, my tongue relish your flavor deep in my heart until you are assimilated into my soul
Total Bullshit!
So I'm tired of being treated a certain way workwise because I'm a female...and it never ceases to amaze me how ignorant certain people can be! Then to top it off I have to save their asses and make sure a damn county has water and help talk their service guy thru repair...NOT MY JOB and I shouldn't be doing that cuz I just don't know it well enough! But hey whatever... there's bunch more but not gonna get into it... then I have people approaching me bout things on websites and askin me shit and giving me things and etc...I DON'T FUCKIN NEED IT!!! So I decided to lie my ass off!!! Gonna fuck with everyone! The phrase FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING FUCKS!!! Keeps reeling thru my head! I would like to take this opportunity to explain something about little old me. I am a woman who has an opinion about everything. I have my own thoughts, ideas, morals, ethics, lack of proper judgement, whatever you decide to call it. But they are mine...M-I-N-E!!!! And I am entitled to th
Total Corruption!!!
Totally In Love And Loving It!!
Totally Misjudge-his Story
I met her at an old picnic area. She parked her car and got in the truck with me. We'd been teasing and flirting with each other for a while and talking about getting together, but I really never thought she'd follow through with it though, didn't strike me as the type. I was about to find out how wrong I really was. I was driving us to a hunting camp, I told her it'd take about 20 minutes to get there" That's ok" she said"gives me time to play" and she slid across the seat sitting as close as she could. With her left hand she started playing her fingers lightly over the back of my neck giving me chills.While her mouth and tongue nibbled,licked and teased my neck and ear. Her right hand was sliding up my thigh and came to rest on my cock cupping it and my balls through my jeans and gently squeezing . She just kept on playing , kissing , licking ,nibbling and teasing with her mouth while her left hand's fingers were still lightly playing with my neck, hair and ear.Her right still cuppin
Total Lunar Eclipse Slated For February 20
Mark Wednesday, Feb. 20, on your calendar as "Lunar Eclipse Night," for if the weather is fair you should have no difficulty observing a total eclipse of the moon. The eclipse will be visible wherever the moon is above the horizon during the time frame that the eclipse is taking place. As it turns out, North and South America will turned toward the moon and will be in excellent position for this sky show. Europe, Africa and a part of western Asia will also be able to see the eclipse, although for these regions the event will take place in hours just before sunrise on the morning of Feb. 21. All told, given clear skies, about three billion potential eclipse viewers will be able to partake in the spectacle of the full moon becoming completely immersed in the Earth's shadow. This will be the third total lunar eclipse within the past year. The previous two favored different parts of North America, but this one will be readily visible from start-to-finish across much of the cont
Total Eclipse
Total Lunar Eclipse
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Total Randomness!
Body: Here's how it works:1. Go to www.photobucket.com (don't sign in)2. Type in your answer to the question in the "search" box3. Use only the first page4. Copy the html and paste for the answer1. WHAT IS YOUR NAME? 2. WHAT IS YOUR CURRENT RELATIONSHIP STATUS?3. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE COLOR?4. WHO IS YOUR CELEBRITY CRUSH?5. WHAT BAND ARE YOU CURRENTLY LISTENING TO?6. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE MOVIE?7. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE DRINK?8. WHAT KIND OF PHONE DO YOU HAVE?9. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE DESSERT?10. WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?11. WHAT DO YOU LOVE MOST IN YOUR LIFE?12. WHAT IS ONE WORD TO DESCRIBE YOURSELF?13. WHERE WERE YOU BORN?Torrance,CA14. WHAT DO YOU HATE?15. WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR EYES?
Totally Fucked
well once again life has taken a huge shit on me....i was supposed to move to pennsylvania this weekend and now that plan has been shot all to pieces, can live with my ex anymore cuz shes close to be evicted and now im about o be homeless once again....My family cant help me at all! Damnit! Why does my life keep getting fucked up....what the hell did i do to deserve all this bad luck?? Im so very close to committing suicide and ending mky shitty life and trying again in the next life....maybe i wont have such bad luck next time around. (rate and comment)
Totally Frustrated!
Totally Awesome Friends!!!
Hey everyone... here are some really awesome people to check out... they are really good friends and help out when they can. Go show them some love... some are getting close to leveling too... If you don't already have them on your list.. You should... :) mattyboy828@ fubar DracheZWorld@ fubar ~IBeLeeB~ Owned By Fever@ fubar Lars - Retired!!!@ fubar shanwbar'~GIT-R-DONE REBEL FAMILY~NIGHTHAWKS' ~'@ fubar ÅñgèlPríñçꧧ™ {Øwñér Øf Çlüb §üpå Ñøvå}@ fubar Eala La La La {SER} Vibes!!!!@ fubar ALWAYS HOPE HEAD ENFORCER AT DIVA'S DEN@ fubar Bishounen_mason((Vampire Kitten))(FU Hubby to SinesterSerpentine)@ fubar Tulsa's Angel~ Sarge's Bad Girl ~ Club FAR Promoter / RisingStar ~ Owned by Dave - Crypt_Kee
Totally Freakin Awesome
Im not even sure how too put this into words.. But Shadow Levelers you freaking ROCK!!! The last few days I sit here and think WOW!!!! I just want you all too know we make one heck of a team and im greatful too all of you for the team work I have saw. What I saw you all do yesterday on leveling all the levelers and not stopping until everyone was leveled even when you was maxed.. Thats AMAZING!!!!! Thank you for all the love you show too everyone every day. I just want too say a personal thank you from me for always being there too help and stopping whatever you are doing when you see a level up. Many, many thank yous and as always if you need anything just let me know..
Total Submission Part 1
She awoke, her body sore from the night before, wanting more of the same, she opened her eyes to find out how to play the game. Gently, she moved her legs, discovering they were free and tried her arms. Though sore, they too, were free. Reaching a hand to her neck, she discovers she is still collared, but the clasp to her chain is not attached. She was free to roam. Sitting up, she surveyed the bedroom. Her chain and restraints still lying on the bed, along with the various devices he had used on her the previous night. She noticed he head not set out any clothes for her. Her eyes wander to the closet door, knowing she didn’t dare to even open it, he would know if she had. Last night had been one of her lessons in obedience. Closing her eyes, remembering what happened, she becomes wet and hungry with desire. Pinching her left nipple to reminisce about the clamps, she sighs with pained pleasure. He couldn’t possibly know if she touched herself, could he? Caught up in the memories, sh
Totally Confused?
I'm at a loss. I received a friends request the other day from someone who had been on my friends list for quite a while, crazy1_79. I hadn't known they left? I accepted. Sent my normal comments as I would for any of my friends online. Today after signing on...I find this in my shout box: crazy1_79: LEAVE ME ALONE THIS IS KNIGHT AND I WANT NOTHING TO DO WITH YOU PLZ PLZ BZCK OFF crazy1_79: ya stalker crazy1_79: stop leaving profile comments and move on im married noe so back off I also find a photo comment telling me to leave him alone under another profile, who's also been on my friends list for a while. I haven't a clue who the hell he is, yet he seems to think I'm after him? I have blocked both profiles, obviously as requested. If anyone has an explanation as to why this person suddenly felt I was stalking them? I would gladly welcome some comments. This has me very upset. Apparently I'm the brunt of some sick joke by someone. The Drama is not ap
Total Control
There you kneel now before your man, Head bowed, riding crop held up in your hand, Feeling its weight lift as I take it there, Submitting completely to the life that we share. Of clothing now, you have been given none, Eager anticipation fill you about the night to come, The cold air in the dungeon now makes your shiver, But is it really the cold or excitement that now makes you quiver. With the crop held tight I slowly circle you, Keeping your head bowed as you know you should do, You shudder as you feel the crop caress down you back, Then give out a cry when on your ass it now smacks. Circling back until in front of you I stand, Hearing the crop crack as I strike my own hand, With the tip under your chin, I raise your face up to me, But my piercing cold blue eyes are all that you see. As you feel the crop slowly caress down your cheek, You start to tremble as your knees go weak, The trill of the leather against your skin, The desire is building, not knowin
Total Suckage
well today sucked, how bad here it goes: woke up at 3 am to go to a detail to take some ppl to green ramp, sat in the truck for 6 hours to find out that they actually never needed the truck, thanks for telling your support you bunch of colostomy bags. had a small cold that flared up this morning when i woke up. including headache, severe coughing (which would very closely make me vomit), could not breathe, the list goes on. was tired as hell so i went to the shoppette on post grabbed 2 NOS energy drinks and slammed them and went to work...2 of those energy drinks is a little much, felt like my heart was going to beat out of my chest...but i was awake :-S. got home at 6 pm and went to sleep until just recently (8pm). felt like i slept 12 hours. decided my friends from fubar would help make me feel better, so i sit down at my computer type in my password and my keyboard slide breaks off of my desk...think i may just call it a night and try to sleep off the rough day.
Totally Me
Totally Me
Totally Stolen From Ms Erica Aka Leather & Lace
Umm is this really me? lol CAPRICORN Few people are as practical and ambitious as Capricorn. Yours is the tenth sign, an earthy element, which makes you down to earth and matter-of-fact. Caution is your second name and this is due to Saturn, your ruling planet. You are sometimes shy and lack self confidence and self-esteem. I've never met a Capricorn who was afraid of hard work in order which to achieve what they want in life. You are ambitious and go for your dreams and usually end up successful. You like money but not if it involves risk. You prefer to know exactly where your dollars and cents are going. You prefer traditional types of savings. Others do not generally see you as too enthusiastic but when people get to know you, you do have a side to your nature which is humorous and affectionate. You like to work quietly and effectively without creating too much bother or attention to yourself. You are emotionally cool so you don't warm to people that easily until you
To Take A Life
Totally, Totally!
Completely lost on here!
Total Randomness
So I'm not even very actively acting out with the ED, but I'm having the most painful muscle cramps and twitches today. Which must be nutrition related. Somebody needs to rescue me before I kill myself doing this bullshit. I'm in too much pain to go on. And all the meds in the world only do so much for the arthritis, the muscle pains, the mental agony. Somebody just do something, because life's slipping away from me much too fast for my 23 years...
Total Population Control
Total Randomness
For anyone who ever complains of how nasty their roommates are. Shut the hell up. I PROMISE you that I have you beat. Hands down. They are a married couple. Big hearts and they have done a lot for me and my daughter but they are the absolute foulest, nastiest people I have EVER lived with. The husband and I kid you not, has only showered TWICE in the year I have lived here! Now mind you, the rest of the house doesn't look like this because I make damn sure it doesn't. This is how they LIVE in their bedroom!! **WARNING** You WILL need a puke bag!! Shhhh! He's sleeeeepin :O
Totally Non Pc
In this age where we are so afraid to step on others toes or offend anyone. I say forget that. If it makes you feel better, go for it!!!     Let loose of a sneeze that knocks over the neighbors oak tree Cough until you puke up a lung Burp so that it waters someone's eye Fart so it clears a room Snore so loud the neighbors call the police   That is individual rights    
Totally Need To Vent
My brother is the town sprem donor and I have several nephews and a niece I try to see and take care of as often as possible.   Well I just found out my nephew (who is 2) just climbed out his brothers window and went to the neighbors house to pet their dog.   His mother had no clue he was missing until the neighbors knocked on the door asking if she lost anything.   The window he "climbed" out of had a TV in front of it and is at least 6 foot off the ground. She says he is perfectly fine and has no   bruises, scratches or anything. I am freaking the fuck out here and she is saying it's no big deal. WHAT THE FUCK??????????   She is a poor excuse for a mother and I am going to do all I can to get custdy of him. She posted this shit on her Facebook page   which I saved in cause I need it later and is telling me I should calm down. I am in full panic attack mode and this so didn't help   with the pounding in my head.    You may continue with your Fu experience and thank you
Total Tools
To Taste Her
this is a writing from a dream i had just last night almost as if i was out of body.....   she was sitting on the bench at the picnic table where we had our first date. It was dark but i couldsee her very well from the lights on top of the levee. I was merely feet away, standing in the shadows. but she couldnt see me. she was waiting for me but i didnt want to speak just yet, i just wanted to watch her. i could feel the blood and adrenaline pumping violently through my veins. i was on fire on the inside, and my heart radiated through my chest and face. it was all that i could do to not race up to her and rip her clothes offright there in the park. my god i wanted her. to taste her... dear god that taste. it was still so vivid in my memory that i could still taste her wonderful juices on my tongue even after all this time.   my breathing quickened, and my pulse raced. the breeze changed direction towards me, and i could smell... could it really be?... yes... my god i could sm
Totem Animals
The Salamander Salamanders most commonly occur in freshwater and damp woodlands, principally in temperate regions of the Northern Hemisphere. They are generally short bodied, four legged, and moist skinned animals with bold patterns and bright colors. Patterns and colors have different meanings to different people. Examining the patterns and colors of the salamander can help us discover the intricate patterns that govern our lives. Unwanted emotional patterns can be restructured or eliminated by the study of sacred geometry and meridian alignments. Like other amphibians the salamander absorbs water through their skin and needs a moist habitat in which to live. Those with this medicine need to be around water for their overall health and well being. Breeding often occurs in the water although certain members of this family breed on land. The word amphibian comes from two words--"amphi" = "double" and "bios" = life. Amphibians divide their life between land and water. From a s
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To The Person I Love
TO THE PERSON I LOVE You are friendly, kind and caring Sensitive, loyal and understanding Humorous, fun, secure and true Always there… yes that’s you. Special, accepting, exciting and wise Truthful and helpful, with honest blue eyes Confiding, forgiving, cheerful and bright Yes that’s you… not one bit of spite. You’re one of kind, different from others Generous, charming, but not one that smothers Optimistic, thoughtful, happy and game But not just another… in the long chain. Appreciative, warm and precious like gold Our friendship won’t tarnish or ever grow old You’ll always be there, I know that is true I’ll always be here … always for you
To The Juggalo Family
words from Violent J himself Message From Violent J written by Violent J, this shit is soo true we need to love this family more. -JUGGALOZ- Sorry to be all deep and serious but i got lots of shit on my mind. I'm tired of everything and everybody. The only thing i give a shit about in this hell we call a world is my Juggalo Family. The Carnival saved my life and my soul. My Juggalo Pride is the best thing that ever happened to me. It's starting to scare me for the fact when I sit back and actually observe the juggalo world, It seems like its going down hill. It seems to me that a lot of ninjas are out for self and trying to prove whos a bigger juggalo that who. There is no big or small juggalo. We are all the same. It doesn't take $4,000 is psychopathic merchandise to be a juggalo. Just because I got an old school mostastless jersey doesn't make me any better than a ninja with only one t-shirt. Being a juggalo is whats in your heart not whats on you clothes. I've seen juggalos callin e
To The Guys
To the Guys This ones for you To every guy that regrets hurting her. To every guy who knows which girl he wants. To every guy that's said, "Sex can wait." To every guy that's said, "You're beautiful." To every guy that was never too busy to drive across town to see her. To every guy that gives flowers and a card when she is sick. To every guy who has given her flowers just because. To every guy that said he would die for her. To every guy that really would. To every guy that did what she wanted to do. To every guy that cried in front of her. To every guy that she cried in front of. To every guy that holds hands with her. To every guy that kisses her with meaning. To every guy that hugs her when she's sad. To every guy that hugs her for no reason at all. To every guy who would give their jacket up. To every guy that calls to make sure she got home safe. To every guy that would sit and wait for her for hours just to be able to
To The Keepers
Love is a crazy thing. there really is no way to explain what makes a person feel the way they do about another person. True love for another is something we are born with and it is nurtured by our family ( those of us that are lucky learn to love at a young age). That of course is love for our family but how can we feel that true love for another person we meet at an older age. this is difficult to explain, like trying to explain the meaning of life. I'm not going to try to explain this just try to explain my own feelings. Sheila ( Fook Mi) is my best friend and lover. I believe thats where love has to start with friendship. You have to be able to talk to the person you love about anything. It doesn't matter how trivial one might think it is pillow talk or serious talk both are very important in a relationship. Baby I know my love for you is real cause I can talk to you about things no one else knows about. You (and my three wonderful children) make the sun rise more wonderful th
To Those Born 1930-1979
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking. 2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. 4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares".... and see what happens. 5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. 6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. 8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?" 9. Look right into the security camera; & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose. 10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are. 11. Dart around the store suspiciously lo
To That 1
To Those Who Deserve It Most
THIS GOES OUT TO THOSE WHO DESERVE IT MOST...WHEN I TALK ABOUT THOSE WHO DESERVE IT MOST I MEAN THOSE WHO WORK FOR WUT THEY WANT AND GOT...TO THOSE WHO SLAVE LATE NIGHT HOURS AT THERE JOB...TO THOSE WHO DO WUT THEY MUST TO SURVIVE...ITS NOT A EASY LIFE TO LIVE BUT FOR THOSE WHO DO LIVE THERE LIVES TO THE FULLIST AND MAKE EVERY MOMENT COUNT THIS IS FOR U...FOR THOSE WHO HAVE BEEN LET DOWN BY SOMEONE WHO U COUNTED ON THIS IS FOR U...TO THOSE WHO HAVE BEEN PLACED IN A SITUATION THAT NO ONE DESERVES THIS IS FOR U...FOR THOSE WHO STRUGGLE TO MAKE IT THIS IS FOR U...SO SMILE PEOPLE CUZ LIFE IS GREAT AND HARD ALL AT THE SAME TIME...BUT IF U CAN HANDLE EVERYTHING GOD THROWS AT U THEN U CAN HANDLE ANYTHING IN THIS WORLD AND THAT MY FRIENDS IS SOMETHING NO ONE CAN TAKE FROM U...PEACE KEEP IT MOVING AND KEEP A POSITIVE MIND...GOD BLESS US ALL IN THIS MESS....ONELUV....RELLS!
To The Ppl I've Met Here...
This is basically how I feel about men right now. ALL MEN suck!! I've decided this site isn't for me. It was fun while it lasted but I'm breaking up with Ross aka "Colts 7-0" so I feel like its time for me to move on to being the person I am away from this hurtful internet world that I've lived in for so very long. Hope you all find happiness, love, lust, or whatever it is you're seeking..... I'll be enjoying my life.
To The Keepers
TO A KEEPER!!! One day someone's mother died. And on that clear, cold morning, in the warmth of her bedroom, the daughter was struck with the pain of learning that sometimes there isn't any more. No more hugs, no more lucky moments to celebrate together, no more phone calls just to chat, no more "just one minute." Sometimes, what we care about the most goes away . . never to return before we can say good-bye, say "I Love You." So while we have it . . it's best we love it . . .. and care for it and fix it when it's broken . . and take good care of it when it's sick. This is true for marriage .... and friendships ... And children with bad report cards; And dogs with bad hips; And aging parents and grandparents. We keep them because they are worth it, because we cherish them! Some things we keep -- like a best friend who moved away or a classmate we grew up with. There are just some things that make us
To The World
Debra : " I work with an amazing young woman who has a heart of gold and deserves nothing but the best. I pray every day that she knows this...how incredible she is and that I would never trade her friendship for anything. She is a wonderful Mom of 1 and a half children and she just beams when she talks about them. Jessica, you are like a daughter to me and I love ya! I am here for you ALWAYS!!"   ****i just had to post this after she posted it on facebook. Love her to death. Shes like another mom to me.*****... 
To The One I Will Love My Whole Life
To The Haters
To The Women Who Work In My Office, I Hate You.
Girl with the bright blonde weave who works in reception- I don’t know how you got your job, you are so uneducated it makes me sick. Did you graduate grammar school? I think I would respect you more if the answer to that is no. I want to throw a rock at your face every time I walk by when you are answering the phone and you say something like “who you callin’ for?” or “he in a meetin’ right now” or my personal favorite, “who this is?” I bet the people on the other end of the phone want to throw a rock at your face too. I also can’t stand when I get message notes from you that are written like so: Mr. Smith called hes wanting to kno wen he shuld ecspect the letter of aprovle. ARE YOU KIDDING ME? It amazes me that the only two things in your job description are answering phones and taking phone messages and you can’t do either of those things! Tall girl in design with the short brown hair- You have horrendous body odor! I’m not talking a little stench here and there I am talking every
To Those Who Have Shown Love On Aeliyah!!!
I WANTED TO TAKE THIS TIME TO SAY A BIG THANK YOU!!! TO EVERYONE WHO REPOSTED THE BULLETIN TO RIP THE CANDLE IN MEMORY OF AELIYAH. IF YOU DO NOT HAVE THE CANDLE AND STILL WANT IT..YOU CAN STILL RIP IT TO SAVE TO YOUR PICTURE GALLERY TO KEEP HER MEMORY ALIVE. SHE WAS A PRECIOUS LITTLE 4 YEAR OLD GIRL WITH SO MUCH TO GIVE... PLEASE MAKE SURE TO STOP BY AND SHOW LOVE TO HER FAMILY MEMBERS... HER AUNT booshine**Kiss Ur Kids Cause You never know when you can loose them!!**@ CherryTAP HER UNCLE Falcon69**Missing Aeliyah**@ CherryTAP ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* ONE LAST TRIBUTE TO AELIYAH... REST IN PEACE LITTLE ANGEL SOAR HIGH WITH THE ANGELS YOU WILL BE MISSED, BUT ALWAYS LOVED AND ALWAYS REMEMBERED ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* One Sweet Day - Featuring Boyz Video - Mariah Carey lyrics
To The Girls
To every girl that dresses cute not skanky. To every girl who wants to be called beautiful not hot. To every girl that will spend her whole day looking for the perfect present for you. To every girl who gets her heart broken because he chose the whore instead. To every girl that would die to have a decent boyfriend. To every girl who would just like once to be treated like a princess. To every girl that cries at night because of another heartbreak. To every girl that wont get down on her knees and open her mouth just to get a boyfriend. To every girl that just wants to hold hands. To every girl that kisses him with meaning. To every girl who just wishes he cared more. To every girl who would just once want a guy to give their jacket up when they are cold. To every girl who just wants him to call. To every girl who lies awake at night thinking about him. To every girl that just wants to cuddle. To ev
To The Protestors
We see you on the nightly news, Marching in the streets- Voices raised, fist upturned All in the name of peace, You profess to know whats right, but you haven't got a clue You're disrespecting the very folks Who've been protecting you This is how you say "thanks"? You all should be ashamed How is it that you sleep at night What is it that you've gained? Why is it that you're safe right now And free to speak you're mind? Because someone fought, lives were lost For you, time after time War Protester, be very thankful, A soldiers' got your back And if you can't appreciate this Feel free to move to Iraq I speak for all real Americans Sick of seeing your crap on the news And as a real American I'll never share your views The next time that you protest And decide to burn my flag Feel free to thank a serviceman For that right to you he gave Protester please continue To march and take a stand But I want to watch you do it Over in I
To Those Who Need To Laugh
VasectomyAdd to My Profile | More Videos kyles mom is B-I-T-C-HAdd to My Profile | More Videos The Polite Way to Pee During one of her daily classes a teacher trying to teach good manners, asked her students the following question: "Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?" Michael said, "Just a minute I have to go pee." The teacher responded by saying, "That would be rude and impolite. What about you Peter, how would you say it?" Peter said, "I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom. I'll be right back." That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the dinner table. And you, little Johnny, can you use your brain for once and show us your good manners?" "I would say: Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope you'll get to meet after dinner." The teacher fainte
To The People From The Troops
I want to thank everyone in Colorado and elsewhere throughout the country that continue to support the troops. As I am about to embark on my second tour of Iraq I am reminded how fortunate I am to wake up every morning and wear this uniform. Thank you for giving me that chance, I am truly blessed. Shean Leigon, SSgt, USAF, Colorado Springs, Colo. I want to thank everyone out there that supports me and all my buddies. I recently returned back from a year-long tour in Iraq and it was hell, but all the support that I got while I was out there made life that much easier. When a total stranger comes up to me and just says thank you, or start a conversation with me about things that I have done and where I have been over the past few years and how much they really are interested is way more satisfying then any paycheck that I receive. Thank you everyone!! SPC HEIDE, WILMINGTON, DELAWARE (FORT BRAGG, NC) SPC Heide, Marc, Wilmington, Del. Thank you America for all of your support.
To The Ladies
okay ladies im looking for that special girl to share my life with and i hope i can find her. let me tell you a little about me. i'm 35 and i own my own home i work hard and make good money but i have not found that girl that i can have a long term relationship with and if your out there i would love to get to know you better so i'm putting myself out here to eather be made fun of or find someone that will make me happy as well as i make her happy so please stopand leave me a line and i hope you all a wonderful night.
To The One I Love The Most
hey just thought i would drop a few lines and tell everyone how proud i am about my fiancee and the tasks she has completed this week. first off let me start by saying that i have finally got to meet my new son.this makes two boys that i have now and i wouldnt change it for nothing. my fiancee and soon to be wife has had a pretty good task ahead of her putting up with me for almost 4 years thats right 4 years that alone shows alot cuz i havent exactly been the easiest to put up with but she has put up with me. im so proud of her she does a great job as a mom,fiancee,and as a house wife and still exeeds that. so thats why she at least deserves this blog and more. i will try my best to do just that. i love you baby and so does skyler and kyle(our sons to those of you who dont know)
To The Guys And The Girls
19 THINGS to win a girls heart.... 1. Hugs from behind. 2. Grab her hand when you walk next to each other(don't make her grab yours). 3. When standing, wrap your arms around her. 4. Cuddle with her. 5. DON'T FORCE HER TO DO ANYTHING. 6. Write little notes. 7. Compliment her Honestly. 8. When you hug her, hold her in your arms as long as possible. 9. Be super sweet to her. 10. Call her at night to wish her sweet dreams. 11. Comfort her when she cries. 12.Wipe away her tears 13. Love her with all your heart. 14. Pick her up and flirt with her (she'll scream and say put me down but really she loves it). 15. Be a gentleman (hold the door for her). 16. Don't let your friends talk trash about her, it'll get back 2 her! & DONT ever act diff in front of ur friends than u r when its just u and her!!!! 17. Take her for a long walk at night! 18. Always bring a blanket where ever you go outside when its cold to comfort her and hold her close 19. NEVER LIE TO HER!!!!!! becau
To The Ones Not Forgotten!
Gods Heavenly Garden Sometimes God picks the flower that is still in full bloom; Sometimes the rose bud's chosen that we feel he's picked too soon. Sometimes the flower is fading with petals floating down, But God knows the perfect time to gather flowers from the garden. There is a heavenly garden in which God takes great pleasure beacuse he has placed within it the loved ones that we treasure. He walks among the blossoms giving them eternal rest, and I know that it must please him because he chose our very best. by. Dorothea K Barwick In memory of a great man that meant the world to me, he will be missed but never forgotten. love you.
To Thyne Own Self Be True
Foolish romantic with a heart and soul .... lost in this world out of control .... Wandering where my fate can not hide ... seeker of answers and truths deep inside .... Dreamer and lover of lifes moments sweet .... passions puppet when our eyes meet .... thrill me and take me to the newest high ... I always seek pleasures till the day I die .... a road tramp a wandering poet you see .... and this is all you need to know about me. I wrote this for my profile .... I did not care for the bad cherry name so I wanted to go back to one of two names I have had in the past ,,, I combined them and now amd Road tramp the wandering Poet .. both names are fitting and this poem is in my about me . Ron Ignoring the signs that are there Pretending that I was unaware Watching it happen ever so slow Acting as if I did not know Letting the liar tell me untrue Yet in my heart I always knew Set my self aside for the sake Of one who’s words of love were fake Reaping the harvest of a fools
To The Nice Guys Left
To every guy that regrets hurting or losing her. To every guy who knows which girl he wants!!!!!!!!!! To every guy that's said, "Sex can wait." To every guy that's said, "You're beautiful." To every guy that was never too busy to drive across town (or across the state) to see her. To every guy that gives flowers and a card when she is sick. To every guy who has given her flowers just because. To every guy that said he would die for her. To every guy that really would. To every guy that did what she wanted to do. To every guy that cried in front of her. To every guy that she cried in front of. To every guy that holds hands with her. To every guy that kisses her with meaning. To every guy that hugs her when she's sad. To every guy that hugs her for no reason at all. To every guy who would give their jacket up for her. To every guy that calls to make sure she got home safe. TO EVERY GUY THAT WOULD SIT AND WAIT FOR HER FOR HOURS JUST TO
To The Nice Guys
Nice Guys Always Finish Last To every guy that's said, "Sex can wait." To every guy that's said, "You're beautiful." To every guy that gives flowers and a card when she is sick. To every guy who has given her flowers just because To every guy that said he would die for her. To every guy that really would. To every guy that did what she wanted to do. To every guy that cried in front of her. To every guy that she cried in front of. To every guy that holds hands with her. To every guy that kisses her with meaning. To every guy that hugs her when she's sad. To every guy that hugs her for no reason at all. To every guy who would give their jacket up. To every guy that calls to make sure she got home safe. To every guy that would sit and wait for her for hours just to be able to see her for ten minutes. To every guy that would give his seat up. To every guy that just wants to cuddle. To every guy that reassured her that she was beautiful no matter what. To every guy who
To The Dads And Daddy's Little Girls
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To Think
DESIRES.... THAT WHICH IS SEEKING, IS SEEKING YOU....LET GO HOW IT WILL COME TO YOU AND FOCUS ON YOUR HEARTS DESIRE....YOUR HIGHER SELF WITHIN KNOWS HOW TO MAKE IT HAPPEN, SO JUST RELAX AND LET GO....EVERYTHING THAT IS NEcESSARY FOR FULFILLMENT OF YOUR DESIRES IS LOVINGLY AND HARMONIOUSLY DRAWN TO YOU....SO ACCEPT THIS OR SOMETHING BETTER....AND BE READY, RECEPTIVE, AND GRATEFULL FOR ALL THAT IS DESIRED.... A ROSE OF COLOR... A ROSE HAS MANY COLORS JUST LIKE A WOMAN..... THE STEM AND LEAVES ARE LIKE THE FOUNDATION OF EVERY WOMAN, HER STRENGTH AND HOPE AT THE ROOT OF ALL SHE DOES.... THE UNTOUCHED PERFECTION AND QUIET SOFTNESS OF A WHITE ROSE RESEMBLES HER PURITY AND SECRECY.... A RED ROSE WITH ITS DEEP CRIMSON HUE AND DARK, SUBTLE UNDERTONES RESEMBLES HER LOVE, PASSION AND RESPECT FOR OTHERS..... A LIGHT PINK ROSE WITH ITS SOFT TONE AND LIGHT HEART RESEMBLE HER HAPPINESS AND JOY OF LIFE.... WITH THE STRONG DARK PINK AND SOFT YELLOW ROSE SHE TELLS YOU OF YOUR FRIENDSHIP TO HER AND T
To The Real Men
I saw this on a blog on another site.. and it hit home, so I thought I would share it here i'm a fat man…i eat too much, i smoke too much, i drink too much…i do everything too much…the only thing i don't do too much is sex…i don't have nearly enough sex…because i'm a fat man! fat men never have enough sex! it's not fair! not fair at all! so i got really good at masturbation. there's something to be proud of… i didn't always used to be fat…when i was a kid, i was husky…remember those pants? small, medium, husky? a fucken pants company, man, was telling me i was husky, not fat! husky! when i was fucken ten years old! 'course, they certainly weren't gonna call those pants small, medium, and fat! they had to come up with something that wasn't so politically incorrect, so some marketing genius came up with husky… i looked up husky in the dictionary…it said, "strong, burly…" that's cool. i like that…then i looked up fat. "bulging with much, or too much flesh…plump…"
To Those Who Serve
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To Those That Think They Can Judge Anyone
Those that know me know that I have been extremely down lately.. for the last three or so weeks.. even suicidal really. That is because of my new pictures here on CherryTAP. I have had some leave me because of them. Said see ya.. good bye.. whatever.. But you know what.. NOT ONE OF THOSE MOTHERFUCKERS have the right to judge me or my looks. When they have hair lines that are vanishing, they are missing teeth, they have added a few notches on their belts and more candles on their birthday cakes. WE ALL CHANGE.. Not just me!!!! I am beyond the sad and depression I was on.. now I am just freakin' pissed off.. See that picture above? Well, to all those that have judged and left me.. or have judged the other people on this site or whereever else.. can wipe your fucking asses with it and get glad.. Because you are ABSOLUTELY NO BETTER THAN I OR ANYONE ELSE. You know something.. Because you are passing up people like us.. you are passing up great people with amazing personalities and beautifu
To The L.r.l Family
Wow. Been a rough week for the family huh? Ive been sitting here watching and listening and checking the family out. And I have come to the conclusion that this isnt the family for me. Im sorry guys and gals. To much drama. This is not a family at all. This is high school bs to me. Out in the wild with a real wolf family you do get LOYALTY, RESPECT and LOVE from the pack. Im not feeling it here at all. With that said no hard feeling to any of you. I hope we can all stay friends about this, if not your lose and you can block me.
To Think Or Not To Think?
I cant believe how petty people can be.. Seems to me there happens to be more drama here than on myspace which is sad cus this is really cool.. I was actually wonderin how many other people out there think the same thing. I wonder...... However stupid a person is they continue to fight on the internet heads up people fighting on the internet is like the special olympics you might win but you're still retarded..(means YOU'RE STILL A LOSER!!!!!)It's amazing how small ones IQ can get once they log on to a site such as this or myspace. Blows me away.. Anyhow thats my rant I think I'm done.... Another year almost gone. We have reached a new all time high in how bad our economy is getting. And we reached something I never thought I would ever see in my 27years of my youth that I would live to see a black president. A woman maybe but never thought a black man would actually stand a chance. Don't get me wrong we are all equal. BUT people of america do not think so sometimes. Perhaps its the s
To Thouse That Have Lost And Loved
this message goes out to a reminder to all of you who have loved and lost. we all have loved someone in our lives Whether that be a friend, a boyfriend or girlfriend, or even a close family memeber. Each day they carry around a piece of our hearts, evey where they go in life it is with them no matter how far away they are or how close are love for them they carry. It is only harder to watch that someone who holds a tiny piece of your hear pass from this world and take that piece of you with that, and even though you may feel a part of you has died with them since they held a small piece of your heart thats not true for even you held a small piece of there heart and since you still live so shall they in your heart so you will always love them and carry them with you as they had done. to everyone that knows me personaly an none this reminder I wrote to you all is to give you closure for your lose, for I just his past sunday have lose someone close to me, my grandmother past June 17
To The One I Love
A friend of mine actually found this someplace, and I'm not really sure where, but the second I read it, I thought of my fiancee, Ashly. So this, is for you, my love. I can't stop your heart from breakin'. Can't right mistakes we've made. Can't dry your cryin' eyes, for my little Angels sake. I can't make the sun keep smilin', or blow away the clouds. There's some things in this whole world, I can't do nothin' bout.. But I can love you, like I've always done. And when the hard times come knockin', honey, you will never see me run.
To The Women In My Life
To all the women I have been with in the past, we wont ever get back together or even just sleep together anymore. I Do however want to remain friends. To the woman I have recently brought CLOSER to me in my life, I hope we can become very close and I hope great things come of it.
To The Loved Ones Who Have Passed On....may God Bless You..
IN THE BEGINNING, A LONG TIME AGO, I HAD A DREAM. A DREAM ABOUT HAVING MY OWN HOUSE AND A BIG YARD. MY YARD HAD A GARDEN OF FLOWERS AND PRODUCE IN IT. THERE WAS ALSO A SWINGSET AND A POOL. THE FLOWRS WERE ALL DIFFERENT KINDS AND THE PRODUCE WAS DOING VERY WELL. I HAD CHILDREN WHO HELPED ME WITH CHORES. WE WERE A VERY HAPPY FAMILY.THEN, I WOKE UP AND REALIZED, IT WAS A DREAM.I HAD MY OWN HOUSE, BUT THE YARD WAS'T BIG, THERE WAS NO GARDEN OR POOL, OR SWINGSET.IT WAS A DREAM.OH WELL, WE WERE STILL HAPPY! THAT NIGHT WHILE SLEEPING, I HAD ANOTHER DREAM. I WAS WALKING THRU THE WOODS ALL BY MYSELF. I JUST KEPT FOLLOWING A PATHAND AT FIRST, IT WAS DAYLIGHT.THEN IT GREW DARKER AND DARKER. I WALKED ON SLOWLY, FOLLOWING THE PATH AS IT GREW DARKER AND DARKER. I WAS GETTING A LITTLE BIT SCARED. AS I WALKED ON, I COULD HEAR THE WIND RUSTLING THRU THE TREES.I WOULD STOP AND LISTEN, THEN MOVE ON. THEN, I HEARD IT! A CRY, BUT WITH THE WIND BLOWING, I COULDN'T TELL WHERE IT WAS COMING FROM
To The Downraters And Haters...
Personally...I could care less how my pictures or I am rated...points are points after all. As I've already told some people who have rated me 7s or 8s...I actually prefer that over 'obligatory' 10s & 11s. Hell, I don't expect everyone on this planet to like me or find me attractive...I know I don't feel that way about everyone I meet... On the other hand...just running through and throwing 1s because you're bored, or others have rated you badly...whatever the reason...is sad. It saddens me that you have such a low self-esteem that you have to let it out on others...especially considering there are people here who get hurt or feel bad when downrated like that for no reason. If you really think someone is ugly or stupid or whatever...don't rate them. Simple as that...and most everyone stays happy, plays nice and people don't get all riled up over pointless stuff. However that won't help you feel better...like I said, sorry that you have such low self esteems. A shame really...
To That Someone Whom I'v Been Thinking Of (you Know Who You Are)
To my angel of darkness Haunting my silent dreams No, not dreams but nightmares Making my blood run cold Until, at some point, you reach out Caressing my very being And all relaxes behind your shadow Then I fight sleep again For fear of it happening But, also I wish for it sometimes Just to see you within One glimpse of your uniqueness And I feel like my heart is bursting But why this beauty in my hell The one hidden deep in my mind Where do you fit in How, in that inner darkness Does such beauty thrive But I have finally found you elsewhere Than just deep within myself Next to my own personal demons I found you the one I truly Love.
To The Tattoo Parlor!
A good friend of mine is getting another tattoo today and invited me to go with her to watch (my wife would be tagging along, but she works nights and sleeps days). So, I am stoked. Other than getting one myself, watching a friend get one is the next best thing!
To The Many Wonderful Things That Lay Around In My Head.
************Well First off hello to all my friends************* First thing first that alot of people don't understand about me is my beliefs and out looks on life. First off I am a witch. And I am happy to say it proudly. Alot of people say you should be ashamed of what you are. And you should not brag so openly about it. Why not I ask you. Christans and Catholics and Non Believers are able to. This is a time of different beliefs. And The way I see it. Everyone has a right and a freedom to whatever they believe in. And if they are proud like my self they will show it. Now my Mom asked me a simply question. No harm in it. She asked me are you not scaried of getting threated. And my Mom is a high priestest I mind you. She wanted to know my reason. And I told her. Our people hid away from others for years. Scaired for what they might do to us. And the way I see it. If some dumb uneducated person wants to come down here and think they are going to tie me to a steak all I got to say
To The Many Wonderful Things That Lay Around In My Head.
To The World You Might Be One Person; But To One Person, You Might Be The World.
True words to live by!!! FROGS Once upon a time there was a bunch of tiny frogs.... Who arranged a running competition. The goal was to reach the top of a very high tower. A big crowd had gathered around the tower to see the race and cheer on the contestants.... The race began.... Honestly,no one in crowd really believed that the tiny frogs would reach the top of the tower. You heard statements such as: "Oh, WAY too difficult!!" "They will NEVER make it to the top." Or: "Not a chance that they will succeed. The tower is too high!" The tiny frogs began collapsing. One by one.... Except for those, who in a fresh tempo, were climbing higher and higher.... The crowd continued to yell, "It is too difficult!!! No one will make it!" More tiny frogs got tired and gave up.... But ONE continued higher and higher and higher.... This one wouldn't give up! At the end everyone else had given up climbing the tower. E
To Think
There are 1,083,207 registered here think of it if each one was to give just 1 dollar to cancer research what a impact that might make in a child,womans or mans life.
To The Women On Here
To Those Who Suffered At The Hands Of A Child Abuser!
To The Fellow Fubar Member Evilstimpy
I am 6 monthes pregnant and what I learned so far is being pregnant again sucks. I did'nt know it would happen with it being close to after having my daughter. when I found out I was pregnant again my daughter was 3 monthes and now that I am 6 monthes she is 8 monthes and getting really hard to catch with her crawl and kind of eating hard things don't get me wrong she doesn't have any teeth yet but, she can gum stuff down pretty good. As I was saying when i got pregnant again my morning sickness was worst and the usually UTIs that I got turned it ten minuets of sitting on the toilet and push I have never gotten leg cramps until this second pregnancy. I am not complaining I am telling you that if you do want to get pregnant with one and then have another one be prepared to get the same symptoms twice as worst. It ain't all that bad until well it decides to come out the other end. This time, This place Misused, Mistakes Too long, Too late Who was I to make you wait Just one chance J
To The Women That Like To Run There Mouth About Me
To The Women That Like To Run There Mouth About Me
To Those Who Miss Me
Hi It's so good to feel you are missed. You receive those signals with even the tiniest pieces of attention and you feel good. You feel you have somebody who cares, you feel you have somebody you can really talk to, not just happily rejoyce. I do not agree with the quote of some famous person that friends are just for happy moments and if you are sad and low you'd better stay alone. I like sharing all with my friends. This week was tough because I only had so much paperwork and no fun, no usual chats on IM, no Fubar, not even proper emails. Rush everywhere and about almost everything. I do hope things will get less hectic by the end of this week and I will finally sit dow and relax a bit. Thank you all for the comments and attention. , K Hi all I'm not gone for good. I'm still here, just unable to get access to PC. It will improve soon. Thank you all for the care and attention. You know how much I appreciate that. PS I should be back by the end of this week.
To The Rate Spankers
To The Haters!!!
I have been to Hell and came back unburnt. I've stayed sober for three years dispite all your non believing ass's. I went to college and got a degree. I paid my debt to my country and left the Army with a honorable discharge. I worked in shit hole jobs seven days a week for months on end. I put faith in undeserving people only to be let down over and over. I've put up with your selfish bullshit time and time again. I've been through more shit than you'll ever see on your television screans. I've been cheated on, lied to, and had my heart ripped into tiny shreds. But now it is time for The Bush to shake off his shallow exsistance and proove to the WORLD that he is no longer just that nice guy that will sit there and take being shit on over and over. I've never comformed to the way others wanted me to be and I NEVER will. If you don't like this then Fuck YOU!!!!! This IS the real me! I dare you to try and fucking break me!!!
To Thirdness
I want my thighs to make sense against your own. Let our rubbing together produce an explanation. In the future, may we both cradle our bones. May we keep our mewling insides against our bodies at night. The two of us know nothing alone, for we are inexplicable without beholding the flesh that makes us.
To The One Who Hurt Me
I was talking to a friend of mine this morning.. a friend that still talks to HER.. the one who took my husband.. and was telling me how bad SHE feels about it.. how hurt she looks at the mention of his name or mine... HURT!!! How dare she.. she caused me so much pain... she continued to pretend she was my friend even after she started wanting my husband... she went after him under MY OWN ROOF.. and SHE feels bad NOW... NOW she realizes she was wrong.. how could she ever think it was ok to go after a friends husband.. or any husband for that matter.. Then this friend tells me she was upset and hurt when he cheated on her.. DUH.. if he cheats with you he'll cheat on you... AWWWW she feels really bad about it.. well, its about time... she deserves to feel bad.. she cost me a lot.. not just my husband.. but the trust I had in people.. I am leary of making friends or having a relationship for fear someone will try to take it from me.. how can I truly trust anyone again after what th
To Those Lost , Please Repost And Take A Moment Of Silence
TO THE ONES WE LOST THAT FATEFUL DAY...MY NAME IS MARGE , I KNOW NONE OF YOU KNOW ME BUT I JUST WANTED TO SAY YOU ALL ARE IN ME AND MY KID'S HEARTS....I AM SORRY THAT YOU HAD TO DIE THE WAY YOU DID , IF I COULD TAKE YOUR PLACE I WOULD , I HATE TO SEE SADNESS BUT AM HAPPY THAT YOU ARE IN A BETTER PLACE... (PLEASE REPOST)
Tothose Involved On The Kdm Bulletin
To everyone involved in this situation. First off I could care a less what he does. This is old news we havent been together in months why all of the sudden this gets brought up is well beyond my understanding.I have left him alone too do what ever he please. So all im asking is for him and whomever else is along with him too leave me alone. As for the well this person is hating on this person and that person is hating on that one well who is it??? Because noone has talked too anyone but 1 person about this since this happened and well shes not hating on anyone. We make bulletins and stickys and then block me from commenting on it. Thats lame as far as it can get. So I cant speak for myself on this as im not allowed. When you got proof bring it on thats all I have asked the whole time is for proof and noone seems too have any. I dont hate on anyone and have not sent anyone too do so. Grow up stop the drama cause thats what this is and move on cause I have..Peace too all and have a gr
To Those On My Family List...
Ok...I have a personal bet going with my husband and two of my very dear friends, that require for everyone to TEMPORARILY be removed from my family list. DO NOT take this personally! I am not mad and you did nothing wrong and I still have mad love for ya lol....but it had to be done to prove a point lol! As soon as the bet is off I will add you guys back on. Ok thats all I had to say..thank you for reading! :P
To The Crushes
It says i have a few crush's right now, Who ever they may be, thank you so much! I feel all smiley :D 1. Would you be in control? 2. Would you pull my hair? 3. Would you whisper in my ear? 4. Would you talk dirty to me? 5. Would you kiss me with a little tongue or a lot of tongue? 6. Would you say my name? 7. Would you go down on me? 8. Would you let me give you a hickie? 9. How many rounds would we go? 10. What would you wanna do afterwards? 11. Would you take off all your clothes then take mine off slowly? 12. Would you lick and bite me all over? 13. Would you like to play or get straight to the point? 14. Would you want me to take my time? 15. How freaky are you, 1 - 10? 16. Would you want fast or slow? 17. Where would you wanna "do it"? 18. Would you be loud or quiet? 19. Would you want me to be loud or quiet? 20. Would you mind if i liked you? 21. Do you like me? 22. Would you call me the next day? 23. Would you
To The One Who Knows Me
I jsut wanted you to know that no matter what I am here for you. It will take more than the hounds of hell to make me not be here for you. Waiting for you to be ready to come back. Always I will be here. From someone else... There are times that information is with held. Sometimes it is not the truth when it is told to you. The you find out information that makes it all clear and something that you can understand better. And then there is information that could have helped you make better decisions. Thats when you realize that you are no better off with what you know and what you think you know. You just have to be careful with whom you get close to. And even then you have to understand that they will NEVER EVER tel you everything. Like I always say. Secrets. I amy not look for them but I always always find out. Sooner or later, I always find out.
To Them Cowboys!!!
To them Cowboys! To every Cowboy that doesn't drink, smoke or dip. To every Cowboy that's said, "Sex can't wait, wait min. that came out wrong" To every Cowboy that's said, "You're beautiful Ma'am." To every Cowboy that was never too busy to drive across town (or across the state) to see her. To every Cowboy that gives flowers and a card when she is sick. To every Cowboy who has given her flowers just because. To every Cowboy that said he would die for her. To every Cowboy that really would. To every Cowboy that did what she wanted to do. To every Cowboy that she cried in front of. To every Cowboy that holds hands with her. To every Cowboy that kisses her with meaning. To every Cowboy that hugs her when she's sad. To every Cowboy that hugs her for no reason at all. To every Cowboy who would give their jacket up for her. To every Cowboy that calls to make sure she got home safe. To every Cowboy that would sit and wait for her for hours
To Those Who Think They Know Me...
FAKES..... and people who TRY to be just like you.... people who buddy-buddy up to you realllll close..... just to learn who you are and what you are about and then fucking try to turn into you. its fucked up.... and even more fucked up that i was too damn blind to see it until now. i know someone like this.... and for the life of me i never noticed it until just a few minutes ago. definately never expected it from her.... though i guess i should have.... i've learned to never really believe even half of what comes out of her mouth anyway.... i just go with the flow and don't cause any drama.... i hate drama.... hate it with a passion.... yet.... wherever she is.... it seems to be all over the place. but i was going through some photos today and realized..... she's trying to be me..... she's fucking trying to be just... like... me. she never tried to be all sexy and shit... until i put up my new pics. she never was a submissive.... until she found out that i was a natural sub. she neve
To The Fart
TO THE FART... At times it is silent, at times it is not at times it sneaks out and burns oh so hot! When you'd like it to happen, it just won't come out it hides and it waits till you're out and about! The evil ones reek and embarrass us so then laugh as they trail us wherever we go! I know it's a function we can't live without, but on a first date must they really come out?? Men light them on fire - it amuses them so women fight to be quiet so that no one will know. I can't figure why after eating good food the smell that results could kill many a dude! So here's to the fart, our warm smelly friend you begin in my tummy, then come out my rear-end!
To The Men Who Like Hitting Women And To Women Who Take It...
This is from my roomates perspective...it is a True Story..I was there.. The other nite I was laying in bed almost asleep only to be woken up by a cry for help. I immediatly reconized it as my nieghbor Tiffany and I knew exactly what was happening. She has had problems before with her 220plus, nothing but muscle, boyfriend, Julio, "manhandling" her and I must say she is only 110lbs wet. So I ran over to her house and went in with my roomate, Cindra, right behind me. As I walked in she was laying on the floor crying, with one hand holding her knee and Julio holding her by the other arm. As Cindra and I walked up to him he let her go and walked away. We were yelling at him telling him to leave, but of course, he thought he was all mighty and started walking back towards Tiffany. So Cindra got in between them and put a knife to his neck, telling him to get the fuck back. At first he didnt seem to care, but when he noticed she wasnt backing off he walked away. Cindra then carried Ti
To Those Who Dont Know
well I would like to clear a few things up I recently left the blue lounge Reasons are because of the Crazy lilmama...and I let my temper get the best of me and I left with DJ Fabulouse who was in turn in peoples yahoo feuling the fire and causing alot of this drama..I had nothing to do with his antics I am very sorry ....I just found out lastnight that he has been lounge spying and tormenting the girls in that lounge and teling half the girls on Fubar he loved them...as this was not something I knew about I was warned by Dj LOC and I ignored him....MY BAD....I betrayed alot of my friends and lost their friendships because of DJ FAB...I am sending this out hopeing that you guys will accept my appologyie
To The Texas Wolves
Sorry but with all the drama on here ive decided to quit bombing or joining any group until further notice it was fun and have no regrets i just feel better that this be done. sorry Tami this is something i feel needs to be done. When i said drama i didnt mean the family you guys were good to me i just like to go solo for awhile.
To The Haters
hey ya,ive been in a lot of lounges and people totally over look you.whats up with that?dont ignore people.that makes them feel left out or not wanted and that knowone likes them.people have feelings to.just because its fubar and its only for fun let others have fun to and treat them with respect.be nice if they anit really that pretty or are self consciensous.they already feel down about them selfs as it is.dont be a hater.treat everyone the way you want to be treated...hey and while ur reading this come in and hang out at the ultimaxum the club chill and talk with friends and have a drink.we are needing djs and bartenders if interested talk to scorpoin.luv you alls wonderboi_25@ fubar
To That 1 Guy!
To The Ladies......
To The People In The United States
My Thought's not the Thought's of anyone affiliated with me. I feel that The United States people are starting to be so closed minded. They are not standing up for there rights. Is it because they are scared of the Government ? Are they scared of President Bush? Bush has pushed his luck to far! He has brought The United States to the brink of global war. He has lied about Iraq and hasn't gone after Bin Laden. At no time in his state of the union he didn't talk about the people of New Orleans and Katrina. He wants to open a part of the border so people want walk over anytime. His reason behind this is if we open a part of the border so anyone can come over easier they will not sneak over. If you didn't know Bush had a cocaine problem. There is a man who went to college with Bush who said " He has direct knowledge of young Bush selling cocaine in his college years". The Yale man adamantly refused to go on the record, on the grounds that he had no desire to authenticate a story that c
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To The Pussy's Of The World!!!
MENTAL ABUSE iS JUST AS BAD AS physical ABUSE. physical ABUSE USUALLY LEAVES A MARK 0N Y0UR B0DY, BUT MENTAL ABUSE LEAVES A MARK 0N Y0UR S0UL.. Bruises 0N Y0UR skin G0ES AWAY IN WhAT? LiKE A WEEK 0R S0? BUT MENTAL ABUSE MARKS Y0U F0REVER. S0 "STiCKS & ST0NES MAY BRAKE MY B0NES BUT W0RDS WiLL NEVER HURT ME" iS A BiG BUNCH 0F BULLSHIT. FELLA'z - D0 ME A FAV0R AND WATCH WHAT Y0U SAY T0 Y0UR LADIES! JUST CUZ Y0U ain't KiCKiN HER iN THE HEART WiHT Y0UR JAYz D0ESNT MEAN Y0UR N0T STABBiN HER iN THE HEART WiTH Y0UR W0RDS.
To The Men Who Still Loves Me & Here As A Friend.
To The One I Loved
Green Day "Platypus (I Hate You)" Your rise and fall Back up against the wall What goes around is coming back and haunting you It's time to quit Cause you ain't worth the shit Under my shoes or the piss on the ground No one loves you and you know it Don't pretend that you enjoy it or you don't care Cause now I wouldn't lie or tell you all the things you want to hear. Cause I hate you Cause I hate you Cause I hate you Cause I hate you I heard you're sick Sucked on that cancer stick A throbbing tumor and a radiation high Shit out of luck And now your time is up It brings me pleasure just to know you're going to die Dickhead, Fuckface, cock smoking, mother fucking, asshole, dirty twat, waste of semen, I hope you die HEY Red eye, code blue I'd like to strangle you And watch your eyes bulge right out of your skull When you go down Head first into the ground I'll stand above you just to piss on your grave
To The Bitches That Thought They Were The Shyt
FIRST OF ALL IM SURE YOUR TOO SCARED TO HERE A RESPONSE THATS WHY YOU BLOCKED ME... NEXT TIME JANET YOU WANNA TRY TO BE CUTE DO IT WITH OUT SAGGY TITS, AND WHEN YOU PICK FRIENDS TO HELP YOU DONT PIC RETARDS AND SLOW PEOPLE THEY JUST MAKE YOU LOOK DUMB NOT ME...YOUR COMMENTS DONT HURT ME CAUSE THERE NOT TRUE BUT UNLIKE YOU I DONT HAVE TO SLEEP WTH EVERYONE I TALK TO UNLIKE YOU TO PROVE THAT IM A GOOD PERSON SO IF YOU KNOW HOW TO BE A WOMEN UN BLOCK THE SHYT AND DEAL WITH THE TRUTH OF THE COMMENTS BITCH DONT FUCK WITH ME IM NOT AFRAID OF YOU OR NE ONE ELSE .......SO DO SOMTHING USEFUL IN LIFE STOP BEING A WHORE AND FUCKING EVERY TOM DICK AND HARRY BITCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH....
To The Ladies
I am on yahoo messanger late night after 12:30 am eastern time to any ladies looking for a little late night cam fun. My screen name is themikeman0162
To The Lost
To the lost poems of body and soul lost forever in dreams untold. untold to those who might cry in dispair lost to ears that wait for a word of care to these peoms i dedicate this you are not lost, just untold bliss you are not hidden in a final dream but in my mind, waiting.....unseen.
To The Man Who Has My Heart.
To Those I Love...
I live through my dark existence only to bask in your beauty your eyes that shine like sapphires your smile that brightens even my sad existence I envy the wind that runs through your hair that touches your lips I long to touch you to hold you in my arms but I cannot for your heart belongs to another so, I can only love you from afar your friendship means more to me than anything this world provides but like an angel you touched my heart in a way that I've never felt before cause I've never known what love is until this day I know that we are only friends but my heart wishes it to be more so I will still hope and dream that one day I can feel your lips pressed to mine to hold you in my arms and say, "I love you"
To The Guys On Fubar
To Those Who Know Who You Are!!!!!!!!!!!
I just read something on a Friends my space and I agree with the Mighty White Skinned Head Bodine on the 12 gauge shot to the past. I just want to know what gives people the right to dog you and our own when in need, then think it is all happy years later now that the recovering druggies have found GOD! I say FUCK THAT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You whO know who you are are just SUCKING OUT LOUD!!!!!!! So here's your option wrap your lips around my 12 gauge and suck the bullet out cuz you don"t even deserve my effort to pull the trigger!!!!!!!!! FUCK OFF JESSI-SON AND MILLER!!!!!!!!!
To The Djs
To The One I Love
I want the entire world to know that I am standing at the top of the world screaming that I am sorry for the mistakes I made and I love her but that isn't good enough anymore. so someone tell me how do you live after loosing everything you love. I don't want to hear that you just move on because it don't work like that with real love!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! this is to the woman i love and you know who you are. i would walk through hell to get you back. you are my heartbeat,the reason for reason. i know i fucked up but how long does a person have to pay for the mistakes in their life? real love cant be denied and soulmates cannot be kept apart, so you may be gone now but i'll get you back in the next life just like the movie showed.
To That S.o.b. That Thought He Was Holdin Me Down!!!
Without You? When I heard the news I was : DEVASTATED How will I live without you? Who will I be without you? When will I be happy without you? What can I do without you? Why do you want me to live without you? In the days after I tried to end it all I was: DENYING How can I breathe without you? Who will care for me without you? When will I awake and not be without you? What can I say, beg, and plead so I'll not be without you? Why would you ask me to go on without you? When I told my family and friends I was: DRAINED How will I make my life work without you? Who recognizes me without you? When will I smile again without you? What more would I attain without you? Why would I be needed without you? When I awoke I was: DETERMINED How did I find myself? Without you! Who places me first? Me… without you! When will I be happy again? As long as I'm… without you! What motivates me??? Being without you! Why did I
To The Dragon
All I can ever be to you, Is a darkness that we knew, And this regret I had to get accustomed to, Once it was so right, When we were at our high, Waiting for you in the hotel at night, I knew I hadn't met my match, But every moment we could snatch, I don't know why I got so attached, It's my responsibility, And you don't owe nothing to me, But to walk away I have no capacity He walks away, The sun goes down, He takes the day but I'm grown, And in this grey, in this blue shade My tears dry on their own, I don't understand, Why do I stress A man, When there's so many better things at hand, We could a never had it all, * * * Complimentary "Tears Dry On Their Own" Ringtone! * * * Download Amy Winehouse Ringtones > We had to hit a wall, So this is inevitable withdrawal, Even if I stop wanting you, A Perspective pushes thru, I'll be some next man's other woman soon, I shouldn't play myself again, I should just be my own best friend, Not fu
To The Guys On Here!!!
Ok I have gotten a pretty good friendship with some of you guys but others who try and get close to me are too fucking much {{except SmartAssUniv that's mah bestie}}. Dont expect me to change the way I am on here. I dont have a man and I'm not looking. So of course Im going to flirt! If your feelings get hurt easily dont fuck with me. Im not here to please anyone but myself. So next time a guy whines to me about another one im going to give you a drink and tell you to shut up and suck it up!!! This isnt a chapel it's a damn bar. Morgan is wild and never going to be tamed so plz...stop trying....and have a nice day And plz...I know its hard....but try and reframe from falling in love....
To The Divas
~ High Heels ~ Posh Purses ~ ~ Stunna Shades ~ Now That¡¯s a TRUE DIVA Another day to show some Mad Luv to your fellow Divas! Set some time aside to get to know the other Divas a little better! Stop by the Lounge and Say Hello Comment, Rate, & then Comment & Rate some More! It¡¯s all about Diva Luv! Thanks! = )~ Much Luv to ya! *Hugs* Bully Brought to you by: ***CHIPPER & REBECCA*** & Hey I talked to Sweet X there other day and She told me to tell all the Divas that she say hi and misses you all.
To The Staff At Tlg
OWNER Juxtaposed® CO-OWNER CoffeeBitch GENERAL MANAGER Crazybitch_31 HEAD BOUNCER REDNECKTRKDRVR GREETER MANAGER ~ Dixie Darlin ~ PROMOTIONS MANAGER Trickie EVENTS MANAGER EmpressMandaRoxx GREETER SätänsÀngèl GREETER ~ Lil~*Miss*~Chris~ GREETER
To The Landlord Lol
Here are a few excerpts of funny letters to landlords. The toilet is blocked and we cannot bathe the children until it is cleared. I want some repairs done to my stove as it has backfires and burnt my knob off. This is to let you know that there is a smell coming from the man next door. The toilet seat is cracked: where do I stand? I am writing on behalf of my sink, which is running away from the wall. I request your permission to remove my drawers in the kitchen. Our lavatory seat is broken in half and is now in three pieces. Will you please send someone to mend our cracked sidewalk? Yesterday my wife tripped on it and is now pregnant. Our kitchen floor is very damp, we have two children and would like a third, so will you please send someone to do something about it. Could you please send someone to fix our bath tap? My wife got her toe stuck in it and it is very uncomfortable for us. 50% of the walls are damp
To The One I Hold In My Heart Dearly
THE WORDS COME LIKE WATER BUT THEY MEAN MORE THEN WHAT IT SOUNDS *I LOVE YOU* I SAY THEM AND I FEEL BUTTERFIELS IN MY STOMACH I WANT TO HOLD YOU IN MY ARMS AND NEVER LET GO *AND DEEP BREATH* I AM HERE WANTING YOU TO BE HAPPY I FEEL HOPELESS I SEE THE TEARS IN YOUR EYES THE PAIN YOU’RE GOIN THROUGH “I WIPE THE TEARS AWAY” I KISS YOUR LIPS SOFLY I SAY IT’S GOING TO BE OKAY IM HERE FOR YOU *I LOVE YOU* I WILL ALWAYZ BE HERE NOTHING WILL CHANGE THAT “HOLDS YOU TIGHT” IM NEVER GOING TO LET YOU GO I WILL TRY TO MAKE SURE I DON’T HURT YOU I WILL TRY TO MAKE YOU HAPPY WHEN YOUR DAY GOES BAD AND I WANT YOU TO KNOW I LOVE YOU WITH EVERYTHING I HAVE I WILL KEEP YOU IN MY HEART EVEN AFTER WE FALL APART BUT THE THING IS WE WONT FALL APART YOU ARE MY QUEEN YOU ARE MY PRINSSES AND IM GOING TO MAKE YOU HAPPY NO MATTER WHAT BABY GURL I WANT YOU TO KNOW I LOVE YOU As the ones you love give you the DAGERS of Pain, Hate, Darkness, and Fear you wonder why they want you to die. Then it hits you. You are not
To The Grand Kids
To my beautiful grandchildren. .. Our world is changing so fast and there are many things I wish for you... I'd really like for you to know about hand-me-down clothes and homemade ice cream and leftover meat loaf sandwiches. I really would. I hope you learn humility by being humiliated, and that you learn honesty by being cheated. I hope you learn to make your own bed and mow the lawn and wash the car. And I really hope nobody gives you a brand new car when you are sixteen. I hope you get a black eye fighting for something you believe in. I hope you have to share a bedroom with your younger brother or sister. And it's all right if you have to draw a line down the middle of the room, but when they want to crawl under the covers with you because they're scared, I hope you let them. When you want to see a movie and your little brother or sister wants to tag along, I hope you'll let them. I hope you have to walk uphill to school with your friends and that you
To The Family @ Green Door
I HAVE BEEN WANTING TO THANK THE STAFF AND MEMBERS OF "GREEN DOOR" BUT I DON'T KNOW OF A WAY TO SAY JUST HOW MUCH I REALLY APPRECIATE EVERYONE. I COULDN'T BE MORE PROUD...... WE'VE ALL PUT IN SO MANY HOURS. I DON'T EVER WANT YA TO THINK IT'S NOT APPRECIATED. WITHOUT ALL OF YOU....HELL...THERE WOULDN'T BE A "GREEN DOOR" NOW. THANK YOU SO MUCH! I KNOW Y'ALL ARE JUST AS PROUD OF EACH OTHER AS I AM! OK...I'LL SHUT UP NOW. (y) THANK YOU ALL!
To Those That Care
to those that care: in my recent situation i was found not guilty and to the ones that trashed my family and me next time get all of the facts before you judge someone and block them/or blow them off YOU JUST MIGHT BE WRONG IN YOUR JUDGEMENT thanks, viking
To The Love Of My Life
To Those In Our Military
THE FINAL INSPECTION The soldier stood and faced God, Which must always come to pass. He hoped his shoes were shining, Just as brightly as his brass. "Step forward now, you soldier, How shall I deal with you? Have you always turned the other cheek? To My Church have you been true?" The soldier squared his shoulders and said, "No, Lord, I guess I ain't. Because those of us who carry guns, Can't always be a saint. I've had to work most Sundays, And at times my talk was tough. And sometimes I've been violent, Because the world is awfully rough. But, I never took a penny, That wasn't mine to keep... Though I worked a lot of overtime, When the bills got just too steep. And I never passed a cry for help, Though at times I shook with fear. And sometimes, God, forgive me, I've wept unmanly tears. I know I don't deserve a place, Among the people here. They never wanted me around, Except to calm their fears. If you've a place for me here, Lord, It ne
To The Friend That I Love!
(CHRONIC FUTURE) You're the element of surprise that none of us were prepared for The dead body behind the curtain that we couldn't help but stare towards This afternoon you were an only child and a friend to me This evening you're not breathing you're just the seed of a memory Memories of better days Turn the pages back to a faded photograph of Memories of yesterdays The years'll pass by but they'll never bring me back to you My memory remembers presently everything from that night My senses always sensor any awful images or sights But I didn't get to see through the eyes his poor mother did I just ask why she had to be the one to discover him All I ask is a better day A better way To carry the weight of you I sing this song to remember the days When I wasn't afraid To carry the weight of you To the friend that I love who has different roots of blood You are the earth that makes mud that comes from rain that made the flood We cycle in and out of what our
To The Family
I would like to thank each and everyone of the FU-BOMBERS family in leveling up i couldnt do it without you guys Lots of Love for each and everyone one of you. Myspace Comments @ DazzleJunction.com
To Those Who Were Wronged Bt "hot Marina"
Sorry but just need to vent, I have 2 friends that was in ""hottest give away album part 1 starts May 23rd (80) """'' HOT marinas big giveaway, there are 80 in there, and none will get what they deserve, bratt and chaotic princess and their friend paid cash for a lot of blings for their friends to help them , and not counting all their friends time, and now they will lose their vips soon and wont get their 1 year VIP, see even people withVIP'S and salutes are frauds, please be careful fu friends. ♥~BRATT~♥USER#709013 needs 55000 comments for a 1 year VIP ----------------------- Current rating: 10.29 (274) Uploaded: May 13 2008 Comments: 55012 Rips: 0 ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ============ ~*♥Chaotic Princess♥*~ USER#1211040 neeeds 55000 comments for a 1 year VIP --------------------- Current rating: 10.27 (224) Uploaded: May 13 2008 Comments: 55004 Rips: 0 ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ============ ALL THESE PEOPLE TRUSTED HE
To The Ladies
all a woman needs in the bedroom is a man or woman that will lisen to her body and talk to mined,and with that said my wife is one satisfide ,sexie ,,pleasing,coming my one and only woman.1love poppadoc...... to all my ladies of fubar i say thank you and one love.smile for poppadoc.

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