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Things Important
The Ded have arrived in South Carolina. Everything is going very well so far. This place is beautiful. more to come. Today was a good day. I washed my hands of the heartless, selfish girlfriend. I spent an entire afternoon with my daughter at a park. It was just her and I. It was the best afternoon I've spent in ages. I've got a hard week coming up. But today gave me inspiration to make it through. I died So many years ago But you can make me feel Like it isn't so And why you come to be with me I think I finally know Mmmm, mmm You're scared Ashamed of what you feel And you can't tell the ones you love You know they couldn't deal Whisper in a dead man's ear, It doesn't make it real That's great - - But I don't want to play 'Cuz being with you touches me More than I can say But since I'm only dead to you I'm saying stay away And let me rest in peace Let me rest in peace Let me get some sleep Let me take my love and bury it In a hole six foot deep I can la
Things To Rember
Things I Can't Share
Is it just me, or there alot of men and women on here just looking to flaunt their bodies and show off? It's not that I'm jealous, everybody has different tastes, but I'm trying to make my friend circle grow on CT. It's hard to find "girl" friends on here because most of them are looking at putting up the most sexy pics they can take of themselves to get the eyes of men! I guess if I wanted alot of guy friends I'd do the same. Right now, most of my friends are guys. Why? Because when I go to a girls profile and see that she only has up soft porn pics of herself, I really don't want to add her as a friend. And what about those women that say the only men on here are those looking to get laid? It wouldn't be because these girls have pics on their profile of themselves sprawled out on a bed with only a thong on! Come on, what you pay for is what you get. If you're looking for somebody to "Eye fuck" you, then keep posting the pics. If you're actually looking for friends and networking may
Things've Changed
I saw a vision, just like a dream, didn't even know her name, I had to meet her, had to find a way, she seemed so perfect, in every way, I thought my life was, all fine and well, I made the money, had everything, so many women like drops of rain then I met her, things shot to hell, now all of that don't mean a thing now all I think of, is finding a way, to make her happy, to want to stay, yep I geuss it's true, not a damned thing I can do, Things've changed.. Music Video Codes By Music
15 Things That Scare Men !
You probably think you know what frightens most men. A long-weekend at the in-laws' place. Antiquing. Running out of beer in the third quarter. But that's just the stuff he'll admit to being afraid of, which, by definition, means they're not his true deep fears. So how can you determine what those are? Easy: They're the ones he'll almost never talk about. But I will. Let's count down through the Scary Fifteen: #15 Hair in the drain. The first sign of male pattern baldness brings a man face-to-follicle with a skimpy aspect of his future. And it's always earlier than he expects or wants (which is, like, never). Logically, men know that baldness is as much of a part of life as Leno making Britney jokes. Logically, men know that being bald doesn't mean that they're any less smart, virile, or successful. Logically, men know that women don't care how much hair their men have. Logically, men know there are plenty of bald men who are comfortable in their skin--no matter how much of it th
Things To Enjoy
A very sexually active woman tells her plastic surgeon that she wants her vagina lips reduced in size because they were flapping in the breeze. Out of embarrassment she insisted that the surgery be kept a secret and the surgeon agreed. Awakening from the anesthesia after the surgery she found three roses carefully placed beside her on the bed. Outraged, she immediately calls in the doctor. "I thought I asked you not to tell anyone about my operation!" The surgeon told her he had carried out her wish for confidentiality and that the first rose was from him: "I felt sad because you went through this all by yourself." The second rose is from my nurse. She assisted me in the surgery and empathized because she had had the same procedure done some time ago." And what about the third rose?"she asked. "Oh, that rose it's from a man upstairs in the burn unit. He wanted to thank you for his new ears." A well-known speaker started off his seminar by: holding up a $20.00 bill. I
9 Things I Hate About Everyone
Things That Make You Go - Hmmm....
6. Everyone is born creative; everyone is given a box of crayons in kindergarten. Then when you hit puberty they take the crayons away and replace them with books on algebra etc. Being suddenly hit years later with the creative bug is just a wee voice telling you, "I'd like my crayons back, please." So you've got the itch to do something. Write a screenplay, start a painting, write a book, turn your recipe for fudge brownies into a proper business, whatever. You don't know where the itch came from, it's almost like it just arrived on your doorstep, uninvited. Until now you were quite happy holding down a real job, being a regular person... Until now. You don't know if you're any good or not, but you'd think you could be. And the idea terrifies you. The problem is, even if you are good, you know nothing about this kind of business. You don't know any publishers or agents or all these fancy-shmancy kind of folk. You have a friend who's got a cousin in California who's int
20 Things Girls Want Guys To Know!!!
Think What You May, This Is The Truth
to those of you who think he is telling the truth, i hope one day you will wake up. bumpem3car has been a liar for the last 6 years i have known him. My name is gloria. I met him 6 years ago, we talked for a while on the net, after about a month, he began to tell me how much he loved me, gave me his cell and work number so we could talk. I never thought much about why i could never get him on weekends or nights, just during work hours was when we talked. he ask for a picture of me which i sent to him. i was told he put in glass frame next to his bed and on his desk so he could see me his every waking hour. anyway.. over the next few months, my feeliong grew for him by leaps and bounds. He told me the things i wanted to hear, Made me feel as if i was the only one for him. He got around to asking me to send naked pics of me to him, i did,only because he had convinced me he loved me and we would be together for the rest of our lives. after about 8 months, i told my friend about him
Things To Think About
THE SECOND 10 COMMANDMENTS Thou shall not worry, for worry is the most unproductive of all human activities. Thou shall not be fearful, for most of the things we fear never come to pass. Thou shall not cross bridges before you come to them, for no one yet has succeeded in accomplishing this. Thou shall face each problem as it comes--you can only handle one at a time anyway. Thou shall not take problems to bed with you, for they make very poor bedfellows. Thou shall not borrow other people's problems. They can better care for them than you can. Thou shall not try to relive yesterday for good or ill, it is forever gone. Concentrate on what is happening in your life and be happy now! Thou shall be a good listener, for only when you listen do you hear different ideas from your own. It is hard to learn something new when you are talking, and some people do know more than you do. Thou shall not become "bogged down" by frustration, for 90 percent of it is root
Things I Want To Say !
Current Mood Crushed Betrayed which ever More Currently Listening to Baskstreet Boyz quit playin Games & Kid Rock I am who I am Tho these Past few days People have Promise they would call me Then Never do & dont show up online after they say it cuz they dont want me asking them why the hell they didnt call so Know what? dont Make a Promise that you cant Keep i am sick & Tired of People Lying to me & Going out of their ways to try & hurt me i have been trough hell & back these past few weeks because my mom has to get a heart scan because her heart is acting up I hate Guys I really do & I also Hate stupid bitches that think they know shit They Know Nothing about The past few weeks Ive had people say They like me Love me falling for me But Yet They Never prove it & Then You Go in a chat room & the same person who said they liked you compeletely lgnores You so whatever Go fiddle with Your little Girlfriend cuz I dont need this Bullshit also I had someone tell me hes falling for me B
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29 Things To Make You Smile
TWENTY NINE LINES TO MAKE YOU SMILE 1. My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God and I didn't. 2. I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it. 3. Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them. 4. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke. 5. Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive. 6. You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me 7. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. 8. Earth is the insane asylum for the universe. 9. I'm not a complete idiot -- Some parts are just missing. 10. Out of my mind. Back in five minutes. 11. NyQuil, the stuffy, sneezy, why-the-heck-is-the-room-spinning medicine. 12. God must love stupid people; He made so many. 13. The gene pool could use a little chlorine. 14. Consciousness: That annoying time between naps. 15. Ever stop to think, and forget to start again? 16. Being "over the hill" is much better than being under it! 17. Wrinkl
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Things Can Only Be Right For Solong
I'm not sure where to start. i guess I'll start with, if your going to bitch cause I'm typing something from my hart. go back to myspace. if you don't like it quit reading it and go on your way. if your my friend and care than stay awhile. i just don't understand some times. some people are in the gutter some are high on the hog. then theirs me. i cant have a live on either side of the fence. one day i have money and things are a sexy party. than before i know it the party is over. its like this. i was talking to this girl and things were good. we were "friends" if you know what i mean, i got a new job and i thought that it would be a good idea to take it to the next level. well when i asked her she said that she loved me but not like that. now this is the 2nd girl thats told me this. girls please tell me something. how can you sleep with a guy xx times say u love him but you don't want to be serious with him. has it come down to the point in the would that sex isn't serious anymore? w
Things You Should Know
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Things In My Head
Suicide Is Painless......... Through early morning fog I see visions of the things to be the pains that are withheld for me I realize and I can see... [Refrain]: That suicide is painless It brings on many changes and I can take or leave it if I please. [Refrain] The game of life is hard to play I'm gonna lose it anyway The losing card I'll someday lay so this is all I have to say. [Refrain] The sword of time will pierce our skins It doesn't hurt when it begins But as it works its way on in The pain grows stronger, watch it grin, but... [Refrain] A brave man once requested me to answer questions that are key "is it to be or not to be" and I replied "oh why ask me?" 'Cause suicide is painless it brings on many changes and I can take or leave it if I please. ...and you can do the same thing if you please. All in all, I am a tough critic when it comes to any genre of movies. It takes alot of humor to get me to
Thinkn About Everything
some things in my life is kinda going the way i want it to but the other part not so good. but i know thats life though, you cant always have it your way. but i really thought this time things would get better. i belive if you want some thing so bad, youll do all you can to make that happen but i guess in some cases no matter how much you try sometimes it just doesnt work out the way you want it. and i know i should just try and accept the way things are but also be greatfull for all the things that i do have and thankfull that ive gotten to do what i have done on my own. it feels good to be able to look back and see what ive done my own but yet also saddens me that im not where i want to be in my life yet. but i know im young in i still have time its 537pm (eastcoat md time), i was talkin to my dad earlyr then he kept askin about my mom, which everytime he does, im kinda freakin out inside. im scard when that day comes, and he finds out that my mom is gone. sometimes i think may
80 Things You Didn't Know
80 Things You Might Not Know About Me Whats your middle name?as If... How big is your bed?King What are you listening to right now?Paul Oakenfold What are the last 4 digits in your cellphone number?1423 What was the last thing you ate?Turkey Last person you hugged?Jessika How is the weather right now?Sunny & Clear Who was the last person you talked to on the phone?Evelyn What is the first thing u notice in the opposite sex?Legs & Ass Favorite type of Food.Chinese/Italian Do you want children?Already have 1 Do you drink?occasionally Ever get so drunk you don\'t remember the entire night?No Hair color?Black Eye colour?Brown Do you wear contacts/glasses?For Reading Favorite holiday?Don\'t Have One Favorite Season?Winter Have you ever cried over a girl/boy?
Thinking Again
Things Not To Say To A Naked Guy
1. I've smoked fatter joints than that. 2. Ahh, it's cute. 4. Why don't we just cuddle? 5. You know they have surgery to fix that. 8. You know, there's a tower in Italy like that. 11. Wow, and your feet are so big. 12. My last boyfriend was 4'' bigger. 15. Eww, there's an inch worm on your thigh. 16. Will it squeak if I squeeze it? 18. (giggle and point) 19. Can I be honest with you? 20. My 8-year-old brother has one like that. 22. How sweet, you brought incense. 23. This explains your car. 24. You must be a growing boy. 25. Maybe if we water it, it'll grow. 29. Every heard of clearasil? 32. Why is God punishing you? 33. At least this won't take long. 36. But it still works, right? 38. It looks so unused. 39. Do you take steroids? 42. Why don't we skip right to the cigarettes? 43. Oh, I didn't know you were in an accident. 46. Are you cold? 47. If you get me real drunk first. 49. What is that? 52. It's a good thing you have so many other talents. 54. So this
Think Before Speaking
Things About Me
1. What is your full name?....Fredrick Mason Devaul 2. When is your Birthday?....July 17 3. What is your e-mail address? 4. Do you smoke?....Yes 5.How many sexuall partners have you had?...Enough to gain experience 6. If you can't answer, is it really that many? not really 7. Can you cook?....Yuppers...and good at it too 8. What was your dream growing up?....To be a Chef 9. What talent do you wish you had?....Drawing 10. Favorite place?....Upper Canada Bird Sanctuary 11. Favorite vegetable?....Brussel Sprouts 12. What was the last book you read?....At the Stroke of Madness...Alex Kava 13. What zodiac sign are u ?....Cancer 14. Any Tattoos and/or Piercings?...1 Tattoo 15. Worst Habit?....Smoking 16. Do we know each other outside of myspace?....Who are you? 17. What is your favorite sport?....Hockey Eh!! 18. Pessimistic or Optimistic attitude?....None of your fucking business
Things That Make You Go Hmmmm...
With Bart Stupak's idiocy bringing discussion of abortion to the fore, I thought a look at the history of abortion might be of interest. Despite what the Church says, their views on it have been inconsistent over its history. How did a woman's personal matter became part of the business of the Church? Follow me below the fold...Pregnancy and everything surrounding it, from contraception to abortion to birth, began as exclusively woman's territory. As it should be. In ancient times, there were wise women and herbalists to help a woman in this area. Abortifacient herbs have been found in ancient archeological sites. Though primitive, their methods worked with minimal side effects or other problems.The earliest written evidence of abortion appears in the Ebers Papyrus, which dates back to 1550 BC. It is believed to be the earliest written medical document and includes chapters on gynecology and obstetrics as well as other medical conditions. Chinese folklore dates the use of mercury to in
Think Before You Speak
WHY YOU NEVER QUESTION A DRUNK I was shopping at the local supermarket where I selected: A half-gallon of 2% milk, A carton of eggs, A quart of orange juice, A head of romaine lettuce, A 2 lb. can of coffee, and A 1 lb. package of bacon. As I was unloading my items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing behind me watched as I placed the items in front of the cashier. While the cashier was ringing up the purchases, the drunk calmly stated, "You must be single." I was a bit startled by this proclamation, but I was intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since I was indeed single. I looked at the six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about my selections that could have tipped off the drunk to my marital status. Curiosity getting the better of me, I said: "Well, you know what, you're absolutely right. But how on earth did you know that?" The drunk replied, "Cause you're ugly." Think before you speak... Here are six
For one day we all think everything is always going to be okay, that today is going to be a wonderful and glorious day and then suddenly to our tormented eyes, one person, one sick person takes the lives of many. To be shot one by one, I ask myself, what made one person kill and wound so many. These children haven't even lived their lives and yet they only had a short time on this earth. Why? Why did such good people have to be taken. It breaks my heart in two and my heart bleeds for all. No one ever knows what to say in times like this, there never are easy words to say. But I will say, that I hope everyone at Virginia Tech knows that the Country is mourning for them and the close friends or family they have lost. I am sorry you had to endear such a horrific act. I would do anything for any of you right now. My prayer? May everyone find solace, which won't be for a while, but may God be there for you all when you fall and shed wounded tears. You all are in my thoughts and prayers. M
The Things I Do When Bored
Brain Lateralization Test ResultsRight Brain (52%) The right hemisphere is the visual, figurative, artistic, and intuitive side of the brain.Left Brain (46%) The left hemisphere is the logical, articulate, assertive, and practical side of the brain Are You Right or Left Brained? personality tests by Left brain dominant individuals are more orderly, literal, articulate, and to the point. They are good at understanding directions and anything that is explicit and logical. They can have trouble comprehending emotions and abstract concepts, they can feel lost when things are not clear, doubting anything that is not stated and proven. Right brain dominant individuals are more visual and intuitive. They are better at summarizing multiple points, picking up on what's not said, visualizing things, and making things up. They can lack attention to detail, directness, organization, and the ability to explain their ideas verbally, leaving them unable to communicate ef
Things To Think About And Reflect...
"20 TRUTHS TO REMEMBER" 1) Faith is the ability not to panic 2) If you worry, you didn't pray. If you pray - don't worry 3) As a child of God, prayer is like calling home every day 4) Blessed are the flexible, for they shall not be bent out of shape 5) When we get tangled up in our problems, be still. God wants us to be still, - so He can untangle the knot 6) Do the math. Count your blessings 7) God wants spiritual fruit. Not religious nuts 8) Dear God: I have a problem - It's ME! 9) Silence is often misinterpreted, but never misquoted 10) Laugh every day; It's like inner jogging 11) The most important things in your home are the people 12) Growing old is inevitable - Growing up is optional 13) There is no key to happiness. The door is always open 14) A grudge is a heavy thing to carry 15) He who dies with the most toys, is still dead! 16) We do not remember days - but moments. Life moves too fast, so enjoy your precious
6 Things You Never Knew Your Cell Phone Could Do!
Read More About: Cell Phones (827) Six Things You Never Knew Your Cell Phone Could Do Here are useful tips and tricks that you can teach even an old cell phone to do. Cyrus Farivar, PC World Monday, February 05, 2007 01:00 AM PST Right before your eyes, your cell phone has morphed into a portable computer. Whether you're searching Google via text messages, using Short Message Service (SMS) to make international calls, or e-mailing a voice message, these tips will help jump-start your cell phone's inner PC--and make your life easier to boot. Text Your Google Search For the price of sending a text message, you can unleash the power of Google without having to open a Web browser. Just text GOOGL (46645) to get access to much of the search giant's most useful information, including addresses and phone numbers, word definitions, numeric and other conversions, weather, and even sports scores. For example, if you want to look up the phone number of a pizza joint to place a
Things I Hate
I am having some issues trying to upload pics to my photo albums from websites. Anyone able to help me? Any and all help is appreciated!
Things That Hurt Me :(
I have a pair of geese that live in the retention pond right behind my patio door. has been raining really hard here today with bad thunderstorms. She layed her eggs on the edge of the bank about 2 feet back. The pond flooded and took her eggs with it. She and Daddy are out there looking around for their babies that are long gone. :( Working so damn late and not seeing my kids. All I do is work work work to pay someone else. It gets irritating, but I try not to think about it much. Need to be occupied at all times or I start to think and get pissed at it all.
Things For The Males
Rules to live by... ----- 1. If a woman wants you, nothing can keep her away. If she doesn't want you, nothing can make her stay! 2. Stop making excuses for a woman and her behavior. 3. Allow your intuition (or spirit) to save you from heartache. 4. Stop trying to change yourselves for a relationship that's not meant to be. 5. Slower is better. 6. Never live your life for a woman before you find what makes you truly happy. 7. If a relationship ends because the woman was not treating you as you deserve then heck no you can't "be friends." A friend wouldn't mistreat a friend. 8. Don't settle. 9. If you feel like she is stringing you along, then she probably is. 10. Don't stay because you think "it will get better." You'll be mad at yourself a year later for staying when things are not better. 11. The only person you can control in a relationship is you. 12. Avoid women who've got a bunch of children by a bunch of different men. She didn't m
Think Twice
Is there anything FUN to do on the coast of CT?
Things About Me
What is your full name? Deborah Lynn Brooks When is your Birthday? June 28 1965 What is your e-mail address? Do you smoke? yes but trying to quit How many sexual partners have you had? around 9 i think..give or take Are you bi? yes very much so Can you cook? yes but don't like admitting it.. What talent do you wish you had? some kind of musical talent G-strings or thongs? thong or french cut What was the last book you read? reading Stephen Kings Buick 8 now What zodiac sign are u? Cancer Any Tattoos and/or Piercings? Both Worst Habit? Smoking and Procrastination...really bad...and OCD What is your favorite sport? Nascar Do you have any pets? A Male Dwarf Rabbit What is your favorite flower? Rose What color eyes do you have? Brown What is your favorite drink? Coca Cola Do you believe in ghosts? Yes Favorite thing to do in your spare time? Being on the net Do you swear a
Thinkin On Tonight!!!!
well this is the night b4 easter and don't know what i am doing just sitting here with my sister and playing with myself and thinkin of tonight and what i am gonna do... anybody got any hints???? I am in a auction so if u want to bid on me it is AL'S pics. in his auction folder he is on my top friends list...He is the 6th friend on my top... so if u want to bid on me just go there.... My very first auction ever... Thank You All!!! Much Love To All My Friends... Aries (March) Here Is Wht They Say About Me!!! HMMMM Ang For The Most Part It Is TRUE!!!! Attractive Affectionate.Shy and reserved. Secretive. Naturally honest, generous and sympathetic. Loves peace and serenity. Sensitive to others. Loves to serve others. Easily angered. Trustworthy. Appreciative and returns kindness. Observant and assesses others. Revengeful. Loves to dream and fantasize. Loves traveling. Loves attention. Hasty decisions in choosing partners. Loves home decors. Musically talented.
Things To Come
To my friends and family here on CT I must apologize. At the moment my life is flopping on the deck life a fish fighting for a breath of air. My girlfriend is away in basic training and it is driving me nuts. I come on long enough to read a few messages, but mostly I have just been lying in my bed thing of the woman I miss so madly. To my friends in contests past I am sorry I could not help you and pray for you forgiveness. Mostly right now I need some friends to help me through this. My faith value is pretty damned low at the moment. Well my friends its Easter again. I time of the year were we celibrate the joious time of Hame and turkey and those little chocolate eggs. Happy Easter to you all, may you and your families and friends be safe and have a wonderful day. Ever get so bored you sleep. Sure you have, hell we have. Yesterday was that day. Today is worse. My body is so exhausted from a nice 12 hour day of work, however, my mind is a buzz. This is keepin
Think Think Think
Read Each One Carefully & Think About It a Second or Two 1. I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am with you.. 2. No man or woman is worth your tears, & the one who is, won't make you cry. 3. Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have. 4. A true friend is someone who reaches for your hand & touches your heart. 5. The worst way to miss someone is to be sitting right beside them knowing you can' t have them 6. Never frown, even when you are sad, because you never know who is falling in love with your smile. 7. To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world. 8. Don't waste your time on someone, who isn't willing to waste their time on you. 9. Maybe God wants us to meet a few wrong people before meeting the right one, so that when we finally meet the person, we will know how to be grateful. 10. Don't cry because it is over, sm
Things Made For Me
Things Kids Say
Things I Need To Say!
Sent: Friday, May 11, 2007 7:32 AM Subject: FW: Waving FROM: Tammy aka(Hippiechick) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Pretty Lady! THIS IS A TOAST.... 2 US FOR THE MEN WHO HAVE US, THE LOSERS WHO HAD US, AND THE LUCKY PEOPLE WHO WILL MEET US!! LOL! SEND THIS ONLY TO PRETTY LADIES , INCLUDING THE ONE WHO SENT IT TO YOU!!! You have been hit. You have been considered One of the 10 Prettiest ladies on my friends list. Once you have been hit, you have to hit 10 pretty ladies. If you get hit again you know you're really pretty. If you break the chain You'll have ugliness for 10 years. So hit 10 pretty ladies on your Friends list and let them know they are pretty
Things That Make You Go Hmm!
Things that make you want to go Hm-m-m-m-m Here are a few things to think about while you are relaxing... Most of you will just LOVE the last one! Can you cry under water? How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered? Why do you have to "put your two cents in".. . but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to? Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity? Why does a round pizza come in a square box? What disease did cured ham actually have? How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage? Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours? If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing? Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV? Why do people pay
Thing's I Add To My Blog That I Have To Say
Hello I want to say thank you for ur time an courage an efforts for what you do for our country. i feel ashamed i couldn't do my part do to a disablitly but i am glad we all have others like ur self's to help us will not be forgotten NEVER!!! god bless you an ur families. love you guys....ur friend always Trouble Get More at Get More at Get More at Get More at Get More at ~~~ A SOLDIER'S PRAYER ~~~ Dear Lord, Im just a soldier A protector of our land A servent called to battle When my country takes a stand, I pray for strength and courage And a heart that will forgive, For peace and understanding In a world for all to live. My family's prayers are with me, No matter where I roam. Please listen when Im lonely And return me safely home. Amen...come home safely every
I was shocked.....Michael Jackson is not much older then my own father.. but i wasnt as shocked as when eddie guerrero died.The king of pop dying is a great and tragic loss to music even if he wasnt pumping out hits anymore or doing world wide tours the king of pop will always be remebered. Unlike today's musicans He had skill and talent not only on the stage and in the recording booth but his videos were pure amazing. With the exception of the great Steven Tyler.. Jackson was a man i knew from my birth from the jackson 5 to his solo career i know it all its a tragedy to lose such great talent. Love him or Hate him YOU ALWAYS KNEW who Michael Jackson was.I can go years without listen to him but once i heat the beat of beat it the sounds of remeber the time all the words flash before my brain. He was an impecable man. Great. People seem to remeber...oh he was a child molester...GUESS WHAT HE WAS PROVEN INNOCENT BY A JURY OF HIS PEERS ON ALL CHARGES..Can you blame him for being strange?
Things I Have Wrote
You said you loved me, You said you needed me, You said you would never leave. Why did you lie? You said I was yours for eternity, You said you wanted no one else, You said we were one. Why did you lie? You left in the middle of the night, You gave no warnings of discontent, You never said Good bye. Why did you lie? When we are together, my world is so at ease. I feel there are no worries and no one else is around. I feel so comfortable in your arms. I feel like they were made for me to be held in. I look into your eyes and see so much love, but know you are afraid to express it, because of the pain you have suffered. I am sitting here wondering what has gone wrong. I feel you have pulled away because I have done something wrong. If I have done something wrong, I just wish you would let me know. If you have found someone else, I wish you would tell me. I am in a state of confusion, please help me clear it up. If you dont want a relationship, but just a friendsh
Things That Make You Go Hhmmmm,.,.
woman walks into the downtown welfare office, trailed by 15 kids... "WOW," the social worker exclaims,"are they ALL YOURS???" "Yep they are all mine," the flustered momma sighs, having heard that question a thousand times before. She says, "Sit down Leroy." All the children rush to find seats. "Well," says the social worker, "then you must be here to sign up. I'll need all your children's names." "This one's my oldest - he is Leroy." "OK, and who's next?" "Well, this one he is Leroy, also." The social worker raises an eyebrow but continues. One by one, through the oldest four, all boys, all named Leroy. Then she is introduced to the eldest girl, named Leighroy! "All right," says the caseworker. "I'm seeing a pattern here. Are they ALL named Leroy?" Their Momma replied,! "Well, yes it makes it easier. When it is time to get them out of bed and ready for school, I yell,'Leroy!' An' when it's time for dinner, I just yell 'Leroy!' an' they all comes
10 Things I Hate!
Things Of Interest And Venting
""THEY SAY IT TAKES A MINUTE...... .......TO FIND A SPECIAL PERSON, ....... .....AN HOUR TO APPRECIATE THEM, ...... .........A DAY TO LOVE THEM, ........ ..........AN ENTIRE LIFETIME......... ..............TO FORGET THEM............. .......SEND THIS TO THE PEOPLE...... .............YOU'LL NEVER FORGET.............. .........IT'S A SHORT COMMENT.......... ...........TO LET THEM KNOW............. ......THAT YOU'LL NEVER FORGET THEM...... ...IF YOU DON'T SEND THIS TO ANYONE... .......IT MEANS YOU'RE IN A HURRY....... ..........AND THAT YOU HAVE FORGOTTEN......... ...............YOUR FRIENDS If you get a dozen, you're loved!! . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .* . . . . . . . . . . .*. . . . . . . ** * . . . . .. . . . . .*** . . * . . ***** . . . . . . . . . . .** . . **. . . . .* . . . . . . . . . . ***.*. . *. . . . .* . . . . . . . . . .****. . . .** . . . ****** . . . . . . . . . ***** . . . .**.*. . . . . ** . . . . . . . . .*****. . .
36 Things About Me
Things To Share
I have learned a few things from this site and others like it.... First of all, it IS possible to make a few real friends who just want to see you and talk to you without expecting anything in return..Those few you can count on to help join the party when you are laughing and having fun...and who bring a smile to your face and heart on those days when you feel like burying your head in a pillow. Second, there are many more who are here for their own self-gratification...and can't find it in real life so they use people and say anything and do anything to feel special even if for just a second. It's the second group of people who make this site increasingly frustrating. It seems the more drama you stir up the more points and higher rank you get on this site. I have to say...if that is what it takes to get ahead on here then no thanks...I will stay right where I am....I have gone out of my way to rate, fan, add, help in contests, do HH's and blasts for myself and others. For
Thing I Hate About Ct!
100 Things
100 Things You Didn't Want to Know About Me... [Tell the truth] 1. What is the last alcoholic beverage you drank? ~ Jack n coke 2. Do you follow college football? ~cant say that i do 3. How many miles does your car have on it? ~115K 4. Who was the last person to send you a text message and what did it say? im gonna tell u 5. Last time you went swimming in a pool: ~this past summer 6. Are you happy: ~at the moment yea 7. Where was the last place you went shopping: ~walgreens...cuz i practicaly live there cuz i work too much 8. How do you feel about your hair? ~i want it longer and mabe go back blonde 9.Where do you work?: ~walgreens 10. Last thing you ate: ~mac n cheese 11. Do you wish you were someplace else right now? ~yes in my babys arms 12. Last time you smoked a cigarette? ~just put it out 13. Do you have any expensive jewelry? ~yes,i also have a topaz ring that i got from a passed great aunt that i hafta pay ins on blah 14. AIM or MSN?
Things In My Head ... Typed Out
You make my heart hurt A talent I am sure you enjoy How could you not You’re so good at it Like it was your purpose in life A calling some might say How did you get so good at it? Were you born with it or did you seek it out? Do you keep a trophy of your past victims? Sift through them here and there for a laugh? Marvel at your abilities Chuckle at the stupidity of others? Your mind games are eminent How you pride yourself at looking innocent Fooling all that cross your path Make them believe you are pure and true Almost Getty because they are falling for it You think to yourself “Stupid girl, she has no idea I am going to make her prove her devotion to me Promise me that she will obey all I ask If she disagrees… well then I shall play the martyr And make her feel like utter shit for thinking for herself Silly girl, you must follow all my rules If they are questioned, that shows your lack of devotion to me But if you stutter at any time in your answer or you d
Things I Know
Having lived with my family, a roommate, a husband and a cat I much prefer the company of my cat. A cat will never judge you. A cat will love you even when you don't feel particularly loveable. A cat won't try to change you, they like you just as you are. You don't have to worry about hurting your cat's feelings, they don't care what you think of them. A cat doesn't hold a grudge. They have a short memory and they get over things quickly. A cat will never yell at you. The most you can expect is a loud "MEOW" I know when I am being lied to. I know when I am being told a half-truth. I have no respect and thus no trust for those that speak (or write) untruths. Why do people choose to embelish themselves when the truth will always show itself in the end? Tell me who you are, not who you wish you could be.
10 Things
guy screwed us 58.00,need someone to help us pay a bill so we can get food in the house????? next day you can get it back(58.00) just need to pay a place off....PLZZ,help.....wont screw u over,like we got....its not right.....EAGLE 10.take that hammer hit me in the head 09. honey bite my dick off 08.stick that needle in me 07. roast my nuts 06.pull my hair out by the roots 05.glue my sack to my leg 04.nail my tung to a wall 03.zap my balls 02. throw acid in my face 01.shove a sword up my ass put something u love to do before LOVE,and ADD it... 1.great sex is what i LOVE... 2.
Things I Like
Well i would like to say.... I LOVE WOMEN....Red Heads with green eyes or blue are like yummy or eye candy...The Forbidden treasure....Blonds are like Diamond's a Graceful Gem that has alot of fun....Brunettes are "What can you say!" THE BOMB... And ethnic i don't have any a woman is a woman not a color,But something true with feeling...So if there are any women out there who would like to know more ...JUST ASK.... Well I just Uploaded New pictures ...So i hope some like and people will rate them
Things To Think About!
Two Choices... you have to read this it really touched me What would you do? make the choice. Don't look for a punch line, there isn't one. Read it anyway. My question is: Would you have made the same choice? At a fundraising dinner for a school that serves learning-disabled children, the father of one of the students delivered a speech that would never be forgotten by all who attended. After extolling the school and its dedicated staff, he offered a question: "When not interfered with by outside influences, everything nature does is done with perfection. Yet my son, Shay, cannot learn things as other children do. He cannot understand things as other children do. Where is the natural order of things in my son?" The audience was stilled by the query. The father continued. "I believe that when a child like Shay - physically and mentally handicapped - comes into the world, an opportunity to realize true human nature pr
125 Things Not To Say Durring Sex
1)is it in? 2)that's it? 3)you've got to be kidding me. 4)(phone rings) hello? oh nothing and you? 5)do i have to pay for this? 6)do i have to call you tomorrow? 7)oh momma, momma! 8)oh dadda, dadda! 9)you look better in the dark. 10)this is much better than my last girl/boyfriend. 11)i thought that goes in the other hole.... 12)don't tell my husband/wife. 13)you have the same bra my mom does (worse if the girl says it). 14)this sucks. 15)can you finish now? i have a meeting... 16)i hope you don't expect a raise for this... 17)i think you might get the job for this. 18)damn! is that all you know what to do. 19)did i tell you, i have herpes? 20)now we must get married. 21) hurry up, the games about to start. 22)i'm hungry. 23)i'm thirsty. 24)zzzzzzzzzzzz. 25)are you trying to be funny? 26)can i have a ride home after this? 27)are those real? 28)by the way, i want to break up. 29)is that smell coming from you? 30)haven't you ever done this before? 31)wow!! i
Things I've Learned From Living In Southern Illinois...
Things I've Learned From Living In Southern Illinois...
>>Things I Have Learned From Living in Southern Illinois ..... > >1. Possums sleep in the middle of the road with their feet in the air. > >2. There are 5,000 types of snakes on earth and 4,998 live in Southern >Illinois. > >3. There are 10,000 types of spiders. All 10,000 live in Southern >Illinois >plus a couple no one's seen before. > >4. If it grows, it sticks; if it crawls, it bites. > >5. Onced and Twiced are words. > >6. It is not a shopping cart; it is a buggy. > >7. Houses have "Winders" and "Windas", never has a window been seen South >of I-70 > > >8. People actually grow and eat okra. > >9. "Fixinto" is one word. > >10. There is no such thing as "lunch." There is only dinner and then >there >is supper. > >11. Iced tea is appropriate for all meals and you start drinking it when >you're two. > > > >12. Backards and forwards means "I know everything about you." > >13. DJeet? is actually a phrase meaning "Did you e
100 Things I Have/ Need To Do
top 100 things i havta do 1. go skydiving 2. get a tattoo 3. visit at least 5 foreign countries 4. take a train someplace 5. learn a new language 6. go backpacking around thailand 7. see the seven wonders of the world 8. adopt another armani 9. find my other half 10. have kids with my other half 11. become the chick version of the guy in blow lol 12. go parasailing 13. go horseback riding 14. Edward Norton (enuf sed) 15. be in the eye of a tornado 16. witness an exorcism 17. Faint 18. Own my own bussiness 19. Experience a hurricane 20. experience a major eathquake 21. have my entire back henna tattooed 22. get my tongue pierced again 23. find a way to stop needin my meds 24. Go to a psychologist so i can be properly diagnost 25. Have a past life regression 26. Trip on Acid 27. Write a book 100. go to the Bermuda Triangle and come back with a story to tell
when u get put down because of the way you look and teased because of they way you look do you have a slow self esteem? i was teased as a kid and i really havent had much self esteem. i constantly put my self down because i think i am ugly and no good enough for anyone. till this day i still have it happened to me. i tell my self all the time not to let it bother me and yet it still does. so is there anyone out there that can say they don't have low self esteem? i always tell ppl if they don't like the way i look then oh well but still it hurts me because i already have low self esteem. so does anyone have an suggestions on how to raise your self esteem? MAYBE SOMEONE CAN HELP ME? I WAS IN A CAR ACCIDENT ABOUT A WEEK AND A HALF AGO. AND SINCE THEN I TELL PPL THINGS AND LIKE LATER ON I DON'T REMEMBER TELLING THEM ANYTHING. ITS WEIRD AND I DON'T KNOW WHY I DO IT. BUT I THINK THE TOP OF MY HEAD HIT SOMETHING BUT I'M NOT SURE. NOT ONLY THAT BUT MY LEFT ARM GOES NUMB ONCE AND A WHILE. DOES
Think First
Here is a little story I was told when I was young. Someone very special to me said I should share this. There were 4 children at church one day. 3 children were teasing this little girl. The little girl was crying and the pastor asked her what was wrong. She proceeded to tell him the children were teasing her. Well the pastor took the three children in a room and asked them what was going on. The children said they were teasing the little girl but they apologized to the her but she just kept on crying. The pastor gave them each a paper plate. He put a bit of toothpaste on the plate and then told them to put the paste back in the tube. He left the room and came back a few minutes later. The children tried and tried but could not put the paste back in the tube. The pastor told them that is how when you say mean things to a person once you say it does not matter how much you apologize you can never take back what you say. The moral of the story is: THINK BEFORE YOU SPEAK. BEC
Things That Inerrest Me
This woman should run for president Written by a housewife from New Jersey This is one ticked off lady. "Are we fighting a war on terror or aren't we? Was it or was it not started by Islamic people who brought it to our shores on September 11, 2001? Were people from all over the world, mostly Americans, not brutally murdered that day, in downtown Manhattan , across the Potomac from our nation's capitol and in a field in Pennsylvania? Did nearly three thousand men, women and children die a horrible, burning or crushing death that day, or didn't they? And I'm supposed to care that a copy of the Koran was "desecrated" when an overworked American soldier kicked it or got it wet?... Well, I don't. I don't care at all. I'll start caring when Osama bin Laden turns himself in and repents for incinerating all those innocent people on 9/11. I'll care about the Koran when the fanatics in the Middle East start caring about the Holy Bible, the mere possession of which is a crime
Things That Piss Me Off
I was reading in the newspaper yesterday that convicted killer, David Woods (no relation), is arguing about the civility of lethal injection. There is some argument that the drug that stops the heart is being administered before the inmate is completely sedated, thus causing some pain prior to death. It's being argued that this is inhumane. This man, David Woods, was convincted for the brutal murder of his 77 year old neighbor. Did he stop to consider that the murder might be painful for his victim? There was no team of lawyers to plead the victim's case. There was no one there to witness their cries of agony and deem it inhumane. The fact that people are so concerned for the pain and suffering of the convicted murderer seems like the cruelest of tasteless jokes. You want to know what I think is fair? Truly fair? I think the only fair way for a convicted murderer sentenced to death to die is in the same manner they killed. If you shot a man, you are shot in the same mann
Thinking Of Malori
Yes, we arent together. Yes, Im interested in another girl. Memories are precious and feelings arent turned off over night. I am my own person now, I live for me, but that doesnt mean that I cant make someone feel special who still feels the same way I do and always will. 1000 words/memoriesAdd to My Profile | More Videos Better Than Me" I think you can do much better than me After all the lies that I made you believe Guilt kicks in and I start to see The edge of the bed Where your nightgown used to be I told myself I won't miss you But I remember What it feels like beside you I really miss your hair in my face And the way your innocence tastes And I think you should know this You deserve much better than me While looking through your old box of notes I found those pictures I took That you were looking for If there's one memory I don't want to lose That time at the mall You and me in the dressing room I told myself I won't miss you But I remember What i
Things I Hate
afi- f*ck those wussy little transvestites panic @ the disco!- the worst thing to come out of vegastown nickelback- bunch of long-haired fugly buttholes HIM- so bland and unorigional, bam margera should be shot for wearing their little sign evanescence- can s*ck my d*ck! papa roach- emo fags, kill yourselves metallica- overrated bunch of sissies. and i know what you're about to say; but f*ck their early records too! icp- haha i hate all their stupid jugga ho followers too taking back sunday- you do not rock, you are queer creed- christians are dumb alkaline trio- more like buttlick trio all american rejects- if you think they are punk rock you're a tool tool- friggin songs go on forever n' sh*t! slipknot- is for little zit faced adolescents, grow up hawthorne hieghts- need i say anything? anti flag- trying too hard to be something they're not the casualties- write some lyrics that people might give a sh*t about avenged sevenfold- just
Thing's With Meaning !!
Allow yourself The most difficult part of any accomplishment is getting yourself to do it. Once you fully allow yourself to take the necessary actions, the results begin flowing to you with ease. Your ego promotes the false idea that effort and challenge are things to be avoided. In reality, effort and challenge enable you to create great value and bring immense joy to life. Accomplishment is something that comes easily and naturally to you, when you choose to allow it. From the inside out, you are meant to create. All that you are, all that you have, all that you know can work together to bring about your most treasured dreams. You are never too old, too young, too feeble or too uninformed to make a real difference. The only thing that can truly stop you is you, but only if you listen to the insecure posturing of your ego. Choose instead to listen to your heart, which tells you what you know you must do. Find real joy in following your purpose. Find fulfillment b
Things To Do For The One You Love
10 Things Your Girl Shouldn't Know
Woman often tell themselves that they need to keep some secrets from their men. Well, the inverse is true as well. There are certain things that your woman should never find out about you. For instance, she doesn't need to know about the hot girl who works at your office, and you don't want her to know that you cried for a week after your ex dumped you flat. After all, you always need to maintain some leverage in your relationship. And as soon as your lady has all the goods on you, the power distribution will have shifted dramatically. Furthermore, keeping some information to yourself might help keep her honest, and it saves you from the risk of public embarrassment. Here are the top 10 things your gal should never know about you. Keep this valuable info to yourself, but remember this: If your woman can potentially find out about any of the following from another source, you might as well give it up right now. If she discovers any of your little secrets by means of an alternate p
So, yeah, it's had me sucked in for a while...go figure...So, if you look under my photos, I posted some WoW screenshots of my main Lyeathoona, on Tanaris server. Strength and Honor is my guild. I am currently a lvl 60 hunter, beast mastery speced. I would like to recommend a neat site for WoW, it's, a site that adds an add on to WoW, so that every time you log in, it automatically updates your rupture profile, which lists gear, specs, items in your bags, everything, so if you want to know something about your toon, but can't get on WoW you can go there. Plus, there are stats on players, with highest PvP deaths, kills, ranks of arenas, etc. And an IM client. Neat way to network with other WoW heads. So, I was thinking today about the things I've been lucky enough to have my hands in, in the last year. A couple of jobs stick out. Last summer I was lucky enough to work as a Sous Chef at a fusion restaurant. An amazing experience that only makes me want to go
Things To Ponder
God determines who walks into your's up to you to decide who you let walk away, who you let stay, and who you refuse to let go." Just up the road from my home is a field with two horses in it. From a distance, each looks like every other horse. But if you stop your car, or walking nearby, you will notice the eyes of one horse - - - and that he is blind. His owner chose not to have him put down, and instead has made a good home for him. This alone is amazing. When nearby - - be still and listen and you will hear the sound of a bell. Look around for the source of the sound and you will see that it comes from a smaller horse in the field. Attached to her halter is a small bell that lets her blind friend know where she is, so he can follow her. If you stand and watch these two friends, you'll see how she is always checking on him, and that he will listen for her bell then slowly walk to where she is, trusting that she will not lead him astray. Each evening, whe
16 Things It Took Me Over 50+ Years To Learn
Will Rogers, who died in a plane crash with Wylie Post in 1935, was probably the greatest political sage this country has ever known. Enjoy the following: 1. Never slap a man who's chewing tobacco. 2. Never kick a cow chip on a hot day. 3. There are 2 theories to arguing with a woman...neither works. 4. Never miss a good chance to shut up. 5. Always drink upstream from the herd. 6. If you find yourself in a hole, stop digging. 7. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it and put it back in your pocket. 8. There are three kinds of men: The ones that learn by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence and find out for themselves. 9. Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment. 10. If you're riding' ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it's still there. 11. Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whol
Things I Like And Dislikes.
Hi there I thought I would tell you alil about some things I like and dislikes ok. Dislikes men who are rude and rude people, Dislikes people who are fake and rude online. Dislikes myspace everyone thinks its soo cool but not like this site myspace has alot of child perves on there and even cops too you have to be careful and who you talk to on there and also who the kids talk to on there also. Likes I love kissing and cuddling caressing a nice a body. Likes I luv to cook. I love all kinds of music except mexican sorry cant understand it hehe. Likes I luv to see a woman on a toilet its soo erotic yes of course its private and taboo but soo beautiful realy. Likes I luv sex toys of course who dont. Likes I have kinky pics up yes but I dont eat share or wear it ok. Likes I have listened in as a woman went to the bathroom and yes some of you women have also but of course alot are shy or wont even admit it but still have done it hehe. If any of you have any other questio
20 Things About Me
10 Things I Hate About People
1. People that point at their wrist when they are asking you for the time. Yes, I know where my watch is.. where the hell is yours? Do I point to my crotch when I ask where the toilet is? 2. People that are willing to get off the couch and search the entire room for the remote, because they refuse to walk to the tv to change the channel. 3. When people say "you just want to have your cake and eat it too" Well, of course..what is the sense of having cake if you can't eat it? 4. When people say "its always the last place you look" when they are looking for something. Well, of course it will always be in the last place you look. After you find it, why on earth would you keep looking? 5. When you go see a movie with someone and they say "did you see that?" No, I paid for the movie to sit and stare at the ceiling, and have you tell me what is going on. 6. When people ask you if they can ask you a question. Do they really give you a choice? 7. When people say somethi
Things Ive Learned
A girl asked a guy if he thought she was pretty, He She asked him if he would want to be with her forever...and he said no. She then asked him if she were to leave would he cry, and once again he replied with a no. She had heard enough. As she walked away, tears streaming down her face the boy grabbed her arm and said... You're not pretty you're beautiful. I don't want to be with you forever, I NEED to be! with you forever. And I wouldn't cry if you walked away...I'd die... SO NOW I WILL SAY: I like you because of who you are to me...A true friend. Remember: "A good friend will come, bail you out of jail.... But a true friend will be sitting next to you saying WE screwed up! " I¡¦ve learned that Enemies stab you in front.. Bitches stab you at the back And JERKS stab you in the heart But a true friend is sitting there with a knife to stab those assholes right back Proud to be your Friend! I've lear
Thinking About Life.......
Ive been thinking alot about everything thats been happening in my life lately. I never expected growing up that my life would end up like this. I wanna take a little bit of time to vent and see if I cant get a little advice at the same time. For those of you who know me personally, you already know a little bit about whats been going on. But still even those closest to me have no idea how I feel about it. Im very good about keeping my feelings bottled up inside me until I explode. Most people think Im a hard-ass, which I still am, just not all the time like I make people think. I grew up like most kids do. My parents got divorced when I was a young child. I think I was about 5 years old. Like most people who get divorced, my parents strongly disliked each other. In fact, I dont think they said more then 15 words to each other until my sister had her first child. Which was 16 years after they got divorced. Dad got custody of my sister and I and we saw mom every other weekend. It w
Things To Do On An Elevator
Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: 'Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut UP!' Whistle the first seven notes of 'It's a Small World' incessantly. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: 'Got enough air in there?' Offer nametags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside down. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral. Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: 'I've got new socks on!' Meow occasionally. Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose. Walk on with a cooler that says 'human head' on the side. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce 'You're one of THEM!' and move to the far corner of
Think About This Carefully!
I got this from an army friend of mine who is currently in Baghdad. I'm posting this in support of all of the guys and girls that are brave enough to get off the couch and do something about it!! James, John, John, Susan, all the 82nd airborne, 3rd ID, and D! I love you guys come home safe! This is a very good explanation of why we went to war and why we should continue to fight. Please read and pass along. DON'T CLOSE THE BLINDS The other day, my nine year old son wanted to know why we were at war. My husband looked at our son and then looked at me My husband and I were in the Army during the Gulf War and we would be honored to serve and defend our Country again today. I knew that my husband would give him a good explanation. My husband thought for a few minutes and then told my son to go stand in our front living room window. He told him: "Son, stand there and tell me what you see?" "I see trees and cars and our neighbor's houses." he replied. "OK, n
Things That Piss Me Off! Like Child Abuse
Think You Can?
If you think you are beaten,you are. If you think you dare not, you don't. If you like to win, but think you can't It is almost certain you won't... If you think you;ll lose,you're lost. For out in the world we find Success begins with our will It's all in the state of mind. If you think you are outclassed,you are You've got to think high to rise. You've got to be sure of yourself before You can ever win a prize. Life's battles don't always go To the stronger or faster man.But sooner or later the man who wins Is the man WHO THINKS HE CAN!!!!!!
Thinking About Leaving Ct!
Im torn trying to figure out what I should do. So I thought Id ask my family and Friends. I love CT but theres just so much going on with contests and family drama. I love my friends and family and would do anything for any of you as some or most of you know. So I ask you now should I stay or should I go?
Things That Bother The Hell Out Of Me
Have you ever wanted something so bad that it drives you crazy because you can't have it? Have you ever missed someone so much that it tears you up inside because you can't see them when you want to? It's one of those weeks where all of these things are runnin through my mind and I can't get them out!!!! When you can forgive, you can move on. When you're able to move on, you can change. And when you're ready to change, you're ready to welcome the new and improved into your life. So what are you waiting for? Today must be the day for someone to piss me off. I hate when people talk shit to me, or about me. I'm too old for the high school bs that goes on around here. If you have something to say to me then come and say it to me. Don't stand across from me and cover you're mouth and stare at me while you are talking to someone else. I'm smart enough to know that you are running you're mouth about me. If you are going to talk shit about me grow a fucking set and come say it to my face!!!!!!
Think Of Me This Am
Im about to leave to go in for a biopsy and would appreciate everyones thoughts during this hard time for me....Ill know if its cancer in a week or two..Please keep me in your thoughts.. Much Love everyone xoxox Megan
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Things That Are Annoying
OK i have these neighbors who are very loud and inconsiderate. I understand that there will be noises but this has gone far enough. Ive even found busted beer bottles in the place where i park and i just bought 4 brand new tires for my car. I have told my landlord and she wont do nothing about it...what should i do?
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Things I'd Say In Public!
So I do MUMMs. Alot. Most of them are just satirical bits that amuse me greatly, and most folks just don't get them. This one was taken down for being NSFW, and in all fairness I can understand why... words can be so offensive sometimes. "Genital Emergency! "Alright, so I know these two girls and they are WAY too embarrassed to ask how to deal with this themselves, so I’m gonna ask for them. Apparently these girls (we’ll call them Jane and Janet) have been friends for over 5 years, and one of them (Jane) may or may not have managed to insert her Nuva Ring too far insider herself. Janet has agreed to help her if necessary, since she’s such a team player. "Here is the big question that Jane and Janet need too know: "Should Jane let Janet fish around inside her to get that Ring out, setting aside how awkward they might feel for one another the next day? Or should they wait and see if the Ring works itself out all by its lonesome?" For all interested parties, the vote worke
44 Things A Woman Would Die For
1-touch her waist 2-talk to her 3-share secrets 4-give her your jacket 5-kiss her slowly are you remembering this? 6-hug her 7-hold her 8-laugh with her 9-invite her somewhere 10-let her be with you when you're with your friends keep reading 11-smile with her 12-take pics with her 13-pull her onto your lap 14-when she says she loves you more, deny it. fight back 15-when her friends say i love her more than you, deny it. fight back and hug her tight so she cant get to her friends. it makes her feel loved Are you thinking about someone? 16-always hug her and say "i love you" when you see her 17-kiss her unexpectedly 18-HUG HER FROM BEHIND AROUND THE WAIST 19-tell her shes beautiful... not sexy! 20-tell her the way you feel about her! oh, and on that last one... u need to show her you mean it too 21-kiss her on the lips 22-DONT ask her to buy you stuff. you buy HER stuff 23-tell her what feels good 24-make her feel loved
Title: Things By: Me Lost in a thought that I can not find I try, But it's escaped my mind The only thing left is rhythm and rhyme Yet another mountain to climb Something else to waste my time Like an uncommitted crime Waiting, wishing, wanting a sign Unripened fruit fallen off of the vine Not unlike like sour wine It leaves a bad taste And it's these things that we must face It's these dreams that we must chase Like a race It seems as if this is a waste It's these images we trace It's these images we follow It's these things that fill us with unimaginable sorrow It's these things, There's a better tomorrow It's these feelings we borrow It's these things we'll never let you see It stands still, Something like a tree Just let it be As painful as a cross Like an addiction lost Like a rabbid frost It takes your breath, You can't breathe It's something that you wouldn't believe And I keep quiet so you don't leave
Thinkin' Out Loud
My thoughts are cloudy , things used to be so clear. My life has become so complicated, it used to be so easy. There were no worries. Not having to think weather or not I will have enough to pay my bills each month. How did it get this way? Where did I go wrong? Did i make a mistake with the route's I took? I don't know what to do. I want the life for my daughter to be good. I want her to have what I didn't have. I want to be Happy and in Love with someone. But who will that be? Will it ever happen? How can I expect someone to find me beautiful and irresistible if I don't think I am beautiful and irresistible? Will it be someone i am attracted to? Will I have to settle for less? Why can't the O.N.E. I Love, love me in return? For who I am and not what I look like? I know I have a good personality. Why can't that be enough? Life is hard right now. I am stuck between a rock and a hard place. The one thing that keeps me going is Alicia. She is my love, my life. First and foremost my ALL
Things You Wish You Could Say At Work!!
Things That Make Us Wonder
Can you cry under water? How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered? If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches? Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round? Why do you have to "put your two cents in".. . but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to? Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity? Why does a round pizza come in a square box? What disease did cured ham actually have? How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage? Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours? If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing? If you drink Pepsi at work in the Coke factory, will they fire you? Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV? Why do people
Things I Don't Remember
Thanks for the good times, and all the laughs. I'm going to miss you. I'm so glad that you were a part of my life. I don't have any memories of you that don't make me want to smile. Love you :] VENETA - Former teachers and classmates said Tuesday that they remember Joe Kenny as a fun-loving student who enjoyed pulling stunts and was voted "class clown" in his senior year at Elmira High School. Kenny, 20, died Saturday in Mosul, Iraq, in an undisclosed noncombat incident that remains under investigation, according to military officials at Fort Bliss, Texas. The Army specialist worked as an electronics devices repairman with the 4th Brigade Combat Team, 1st Cavalry Division. ................ Teacher Shannon Hart had Kenny in at least two of his English classes at Elmira High. "Joe easily stands out in my mind - he was a kid I really liked," Hart said. "He was a goofball, a jokester, but in a good way. He had sort of a daredevil personality." Hart said one of the funni
120 Things About Me
120 THINGS ABOUT ME ... 120 THINGS ABOUT ME ... (001) Your gender: MALE (002) Straight/gay/bi?: STRAIGHT (003) Single?: MARRIED (004) Want to be?: WEALTHY (005) Age?: 29 (006) Age you wish you were?: 22 (007) Your label?: WOODPECKER (008) Your height?: 6FT 1 (009) Your eye color?: HAZEL (010) Any piercings?: 1 LEFT EAR (011) Any tattoos?: 10 DO YOU... (012) Smoke: TO MUCH (013) Drink: LESS THAN I USED TO (014) Do drugs: DAILY (015) Read the newspaper: EVERY CHANCE I GET (016) Talk to strangers who IM you: DONT TALK 2 STRANGERS (017) Like to walk in the leaves:DONT LIKE TO WALK ANYWHERE (018) Take walks in the rain: SAME ANSWER (019) Drive: ALL DAY EVERY DAY (020) Like to drive fast?: I SHOULD BE IN NASCAR (021) Hurt yourself: NEVER ON PURPOSE (022) Have a job: OF COURSE (023) Like who you are: IM MY BIGGEST FAN (024) Consider love a mistake: NO (025) Base your judgement on looks alone:NO (026) Do you like/
Things I Found
1.) MR. THUG LIFE Advantages a. Real good at making love b. Fun and exciting c. Makes you laugh d. Has your back, will fight and protect you Disadvantages a. Usually drinks and smokes too much b. Always got drama c. Stays a thug forever d. In and out of jail 2.) MR. NAW, I DON`T HAVE A GIRL Advantages a. Will take you out in the beginning b. Will introduce you to all his friends c. Compliments you all the time Disadvantages a. Has a girlfriend who he's been with since the 2nd grade b. Will not get rid of her c. He tells you about her after you've fallen in love with his ass! 3.) MR. BIG BALLA Advantages a. Will give you money with no questions asked b. Has a lot of style to him c. Will show you some of the nice things in life Disadvantages a. Never returns your phone calls b. Feels he can come to your house at any given time without calling first c. Loves to be around his boys more than you. 4.)MR. I`
Things That Sound Inappropriate If You're Playing Poker Naked
This isn't tehcnically a blog, but a little something me and my old roommate came up with a while back. 1. Here comes the flop 2. I got beat on the river 3. Pocket rockets in the hole 4. I'll raise ya! 5. I got the nuts 6. He got a straight after the flop 7. Who's got the big stack? 8. I out flopped you 9. He got beat heads up 10. Congratualting someone by saying nice pair 11. I'll see your raise 12. I'm all in
Things Have Been Pretty Good ,until
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The Thing..
When it comes to women, my favorite musical notes are B natural, B flat ... and strangely enough music that I write tends to be in B flat. Augmented is ok and when you think about it, I'm sure you'll agree sometimes weird parallels actually mean something with me. In tune? Only an abuser would: .Defend thier's or anyone's abusive behavior. .Blame you or anyone else for their bad behavior. .Treat you as if 'you' are their problem. ______________________________________________ When you realize this, it makes you sad but run away! as far away as you can get because another sad fact is that even abusers who attempt to get help from therapy or other professional means, the success rate of change for them is a lowly 38%. Why is it that humans learn quickly about physical pain and so slowly about emotional pain. One sticks their hand on a stove, it burns, it frickin hurts so you don't do it anymore (unless of course you like that sort of thing lol) yet in relationships one can make the
10 Things You Should Never Say To A Woman During A Argument
1. Don't you have some laundry to do or something? 2. Oh, you are so cute when you get all pissed off. 3. You're just upset because your butt is beginning to spread. 4. Wait a minute - I get it. What time of the month is it? 5. You sure you don't want to consult the great Oprah on this one? 6. Sorry. I was just picturing you naked. 7. Whoa, time out. Football is on. 8. Looks like someone had an extra bowl of bitch flakes this morning! 9. Is there any way we can do this via e-mail? 10. Who are you kidding? We both know that thing ain't loaded.
Things & Stuff
Paris Hilton Hell... OK, seriously...who really cares about Paris "F**kin" Hilton? Huh? Who? If you come home from work and the first thing on your mind is "The Paris Hilton Saga," then you have issues. What the hell has Paris Hilton ever done? What are her accomplishments? What has she done to help better mankind? What college did she go to? The University of Slut & Whore? She has done nothing. She will never do anything. She is famous because of her name...not her wealth, her name. Keep in mind, she didn't make all that money. She didn't start Hilton Hotels. She just lives off it. I can do that. Anybody can do that. Then there's the videos. We've all seen them (don't pretend that you haven't). I've seen two of them, I don't know if there are more. One is an example of night-vision technology at it's worse. I felt like I was in Fallujah. Paris looked like a raccoon. And I've always had this fear of raccoons. I don't know why, but they scare the crap out of me. I don't tru
20 Things Guys Should Know!
20 ways to win a girl's heart 1. Hugs from behind. 2. Grab her hand when you walk next to each other(don't make her grab yours). 3. When standing, wrap your arms around her. 4. Cuddle with her. 5. DON'T FORCE HER TO DO ANYTHING. 6. Write little notes. 7. Compliment her Honestly. 8. When you hug her, hold her in your arms as long as possible. 9. Be super sweet to her. 10. Call her at night to wish her sweet dreams. 11. Comfort her when she cries. 12.Wipe away her tears 13. Love her with all your heart. 14. Pick her up and flirt with her (she'll scream and say put me down but really she loves it). 15. Be a gentleman (hold the door for her). 16. Don't let your friends talk trash about her, it'll get back 2 her! & DONT ever act diff in front of ur friends than u r when its just u and her!!!! 17. Take her for a long walk at night! 18. Always bring a blanket where ever you go outside when its cold to comfort her and hold her close 19. NEVER LIE TO HER!!!!!! because then
The Things You Did To Me!
30 Things Guys Should Know About Girls
30 THINGS GUYS SHOULD KNOW ABOUT GIRLS: written by a guy. after years of experience. 1.Whatever you do, don't just show up at their house...they run around in their underwear just like we do. 2. DON'T CHEAT ON THEM. It may seem foolproof, but girls tell each other everything about everything. Trust me, they WILL find out and you will be mud. 3. Beware of every single male relative and all guy friends. Any of them would kick your ass at the drop of a hat, and a lot of them wouldn't even wait for the damn hat. 4. Never miss an opportunity to tell them they're beautiful. 5. Don't refuse to kiss in front of your friends. If they laugh at you, it's because they're jealous. 6. If they slap you hard, you deserved it. 7. Don't be afraid to touch them if you want to. If they're going out with you in the first place, it's because they like being in your arms. 8. If you don't sleep with them, do not tell your friends that you did. 8.5 If you DO sleep with them, don't te
Growing up, I have always been the sort of 'Tom-Boy' type of girl.. I liked sports, fishing, hiking, cars, boy clothes.. I liked hanging with the guys.. I used to play Pogs, and video games, and used to run around in a sports bra and basketteball shorts, No one seemed to have a problem with it. Through the years I went back and forth through "phases" of which way to dress-like a girl, or like a boy. In the 7th grade I dressed like a dude, and got shit for it for the longest time, what it's not okay for a girl to be comfortable in guys clothes or what? So, I changed back into being a girly girl- That went on until about my Junior year in High School. I started dating girls seriously again, and wanted to be comfortable with myself- and in guys clothes I was comfortable with myself. I never really got as much attention dressing like a guy than as dressing like a girl, but I was comfortable so I didn't care. Now recently, my girlfriend left me- and she wanted me as a dude.. and I figured f
I am really upset cuz my hubby has my mind jumbled and i dont know what to do.He says he wants a divorce but tells me he loves me and kisses me and treats me like his wife and he cares. He just deployed today for 15 months and it is worrying me i dont want to think he wants to be with me and him end up not wanting to. All his friends have told him that they think i am great and that he is stupid for leaving me. i am just really confused as hell.... Many of you may know i am married..Sadly to say.. My marriage is bad right now i am having so much trouble.. I dont really want to go iton detail but it is so bad i am thinking about leaving him.. I am joining the army soon and i just wish things would get better... Doubt they will but if you wanna help me figure things out let me know give me a shout and if you wanna know more shout then to... Ty for anyones advice..
The Things You Taught Me I Will Always Know
The things you taught me I will always know. How could I not? The roots have sunk so deep: All lessons of the heart that I will keep No matter who I am or where I go. Kids learn from what their parents are, and so You are my book of life, the thoughts I reap; Only in your arms I quiet sleep; Under my words your voice sings soft and slow. From you I learned the rules of right and wrong Against which I at times had to rebel, Though with regret I carry with me still. How lucky I am to have been loved so well, Even as I pushed against your will, Relying on a father fair and strong. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ We may not shower him with praise Nor mention his name in song, And sometimes it seems that we forget The joy he spreads as he goes along, But it doesn’t mean that we don’t know The wonderful role that he has had. And away down deep in every heart There’s a place that is just for Dad.....
Things I Would Do If I Could Do Them
have you ever been single, non involved and not pining for anyone in particular... and suddenly wished you could lean agenst the person you love, touch their face, run your hand thorugh their hair, feel their arms around you, and tilt yr head up for just one little kiss? lol its an odd feeling :P Sometimes I feel a little down, like my heart just may break in two. There are three ways to help the pain go away: 1. Puppy Therapy—I can never cry with a cute little puppy begging for my attention. 2. Cuddles – loosing myself in a warm embrace calms my fears 3. The Rush Well, I did not have a puppy or anyone to cuddle, so I opted to explore the finer wonders that only the rush could give me. It was actually cool that Saturday morning. I woke up to a sweet breeze tickling my skin where the covers had rode up. I stretched and yawned, letting the first wave of grief wash over me. With a firm shake of my head, I got up and hopped into the shower. Not t
Things Must Change
Things Must Change By: Ashley "Friends Forever," we said Together until the end We share everything with eachother You are my best friend When I am sad, you're by my side When I am scared you feel my fear You are my best support If I need you, you are there You are the greatest friend You always know what to say You make everything seem better as long as we have each other Everything will be okay Somewhere along the way we slowly drifted apart I was here, you were there It tears a hole in my heart Things are changing Our cheerful music reversed its tune It's like having salt without pepper A sun without a moon Suddenly we were miles apart Two different people with nothing the same It's like we haven't been friends Although we know deep in our hearts Neither one of us is to blame You have made new friends And luckily so have I But that doesn't change the heart The loss of our friendship makes me cry As we grow older, Things must change But the don'
Thinkin Bout Him
) Did you fart? > > cuz you blew me away. > > > > 2) Are yer parents retarded? > > cuz ya sure are special. > > > > 3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea ... > > I can't hold it in. > > > > 4) Do you have a library card? > > cuz I'd like to sign you out. > > > > 5) Is there a mirror in yer pants? > > cuz I can see myself in em. > > > > 6) If you in I were Squirrels, > > I'd store my nuts in yer hole. > > > > 7) You might not be the best lookin girl here, > > but beauty's only a light switch away. > > > > 8) Man - "Fat Penguin!" > > Woman - "WHAT?" > > Man - "I just wanted to say something that would break the ice." > > > > 9) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone, > > but I bet I can make yer bed-rock. > > > > 10) I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? > > I think he went inta this cheap motel room. > > > > 11) Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner. > > > > 12) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin, > > we kin sleep til afternoon. > > > > and..
Thinking Of You!!!
How to Dance in the Rain It was a busy morning, about 8:30, when an elderly gentleman in his 80's arrived to have stitches removed from his thumb. He said he was in a hurry as he had an appointment at 9:00 am. I took his vital signs and had him take a seat, knowing it would be over an hour before someone would to able to see him. I saw him looking at his watch and decided, since I was not busy with another patient, I would evaluate his wound. On exam, it was well healed, so I talked to one of the doctors, got the needed supplies to remove his sutures and redressed his wound. While taking care of his wound, I asked him if he had another doctor's appointment this morning, as he was in such a hurry. The gentleman told me no, that he needed to go to the nursing home to eat breakfast with his wife. I inquired as to her health. He told me that she had been there for a while and that she was a victim of Alzheimer's Disease. As we talked
Things For Today
So yea being too nice and sweet just sux. Got my heart broken once again can't seem to get anything right not here and not in the real world. I'm so tired of all this crap I really don't know what to do anymore. I feel like I'm the one just standing on the outside watching everything happen for everyone else but me. I feel so alone in a sea of friends and family. I don't know how much more I can take anymore. This is why I stay single because thier just isn't anyone for me out there. If there was I think I would of found them by now. well thanks for reading to those who did and thanks to those who showed me love while I was feeling so sad. LIFE HOW DO YOU LIVE IT DO YOU LIVE IT LIKE THERE IS NO TOMORROW OR DO YOU TAKE IT ONE DAY AT A TIME THINKING YOU WILL SEE TOMORROW.I HAVE TRIED TO LIVE LIFE TO THE FULLEST EVERYDAY TO BE HAPPY ONE. YESTERDAY I GOT SOME BAD NEWS THOUGH WE WERE NOT CLOSE BUT WE WERE STILL FAMILY AND HE WAS SO YOUNG TO HAVE HIS LIFE END SO SHORT. JON JON HAD HIS HE
Think Like A Genius
She says English --------- ------- We need I want It's your decision The correct decision should be obvious by now Do what you want You'll pay for this later We need to talk I need to complain Sure...go ahead I don't want you to. I'm not upset Of course I'm upset, you moron. You' manly You need a shave and you sweat a lot. You're certainly attentive tonight. Is sex all you ever think about? I'm not emotional! And I'm not I have PMS. overreacting! Be romantic, turn out the lights. I have flabby thighs. This kitchen is so inconvenient. I want a new house. I want new curtains and carpeting, furniture, wallpaper... Ha
How many of us really search deep inside to find who we are? How many of us reach for that unattainable grasp of self that eludes us all? I have wandered that path, alone, lost, and confused for most of my life. Every so often i found someone to guide me to a new, previously unfound trail on that path. And yet i still wonder, have i obtained my goal? Have i followed those precepts and standards that i set for myself so long ago? Oh how i loath questions with answers that lead to more questions. Jayden
45 Things A Girl Would Die For
45 things a girl would die for 1-touch her waist. 2-talk to her. 3-share secrets. 4-give her your jacket. 5-kiss her slowly. *** ARE YOU REMEMBERING THIS? 6-hug her. 7-hold her. 8-laugh with her. 9-invite her somewhere. 10-let her be with you when you're with your friends. KEEP READING 11-smile with her. 12-take pics with her. 13-pull her onto your lap. **** 14-when she says she loves you more, deny it. FIGHT BACK. 15-when her friends say i love her more than you, deny it. fight back and hug her tight so she cant get to her friends. it makes her feel loved. =) ARE YOU THINKING OF SOMEONE? 16-Hug her and say "i love you" when you see her, but only if you mean it. 17-Kiss her unexpectedly. **** 18-Hug her from behind. **** 19-Tell her shes beautiful. 20-Tell her the way you feel about her. OH AND ONE LAST THING YOU NEED TO SHOW HER YOU MEAN IT 21-Open doors for her, walk her to her car- it makes her feel protected, plus it never hu
Things, And Other Chit
Things I Wish I Had
i have a myspace account to so that my family in oregon can see pic of my kids without having to spend fifty dollars on postage. well anyway day i got so exsited cause my foster sister rikki found me which is cool cause i haven't seen her since i was 13 thats 9 years. i got to see pics. of me nieces which i haven't seen two of them in over nine years and the oldest me and my family bumped into at a mcdonalds it was a chance meeting her church group decided to stop there instead of burger king right down the street. well i just wanted to share that with everyone I wish I had a house that was all mine and didn't have to worry about people walking in the room while I was on the computer cause that really annoyes me. I currently live with my husbands mother step dad and his brother two of which I hardly get along with and both of which like to come in the room while I'm on the computer. My days are filled with kids and work all day so when I get online waiting for my husband to get off w
Things I Wanna Try/do In My Lifetime!!!
1) New York City has 11 letters 2) Afghanistan has 11 letters. 3) Ramsin Yuseb (The terrorist who threatened to destroy the Twin Towers in 1993) has 11 letters. 4) George W Bush has 11 letters. 5) The two twin towers make an "11" This could be a mere coincidence, but this gets more interesting: 1) New York is the 11th state. 2) The first plane crashing against the Twin Towers was flight number 11. 3) Flight 11 was carrying 92 passengers. 9 + 2 = 11 4) Flight 77 which also hit Twin Towers, was carrying 65 passengers. 6+5 = 11 5) The tragedy was on September 11, or 9/11 as it is now known. 9 + 1+ 1= 11 6) The date is equal to the US emergency services telephone number 911. 9+ 1 + 1 = 11. Sheer coincidence. .?! Read on and make up your own mind: 1) The total number of victims inside all the hi-jacked planes was 254. 2 + 5 + 4 = 11. 2) September 11 is day number 254 of the calendar year. Again 2 + 5 + 4 = 11. 3) The Madrid bombing took place
Things I Write About
I live each day with the feeling something may happen to me again. I never thought I would be a person to have to under go Major Brain Surgery. I would never think I would have had Seizures, from a Tumar. Never thought I would be a person to have had a Tumar. I am coming up on the 6th Month Since my Surgery that was on January 23rd 2007. I have a six month MRI coming up, and Kind of scared to have it done even though the Tumar was Removed Fully. I think the Feeling of knowing that something could Grow back, and what not Scares the Crap out of me. I live Each day Carfully since that Day. A lot of my Life was tooken from me. I hate being on limits but I have to be. I am in school to get my welding License; I think to myself that I need to prove Everyone that douts me Wrong. Everyone said it would take me 3 months to be back to normal, But I proved them Wrong. After being Home for a week after being Realised from the hospital. I was myself again pretty much. I am Going to Prove myself To
Things That Are Good To Know
Big Five Word Test Results Extroversion (80%) high which suggests you are overly talkative, outgoing, sociable and interacting at the expense too often of developing your own individual interests and internally based identity.Accommodation (68%) moderately high which suggests you are, at times, overly kind natured, trusting, and helpful at the expense of your own individual development (martyr complex).Orderliness (32%) moderately low which suggests you are, at times, overly flexible, random, improvised, and fun seeking at the expense of structure, reliability, work ethic, and long term accomplishment.Emotional Stability (48%) medium which suggests you are moderately relaxed, calm, secure, and optimistic.Inquisitiveness (68%) moderately high which suggests you are intellectual, curious, imaginative but possibly not very practical. Take Free Big Five Word Personality Testpersonality tests by If you like the pictures, jokes and such I post and have a Twitte
Things That Make You Go.."what Is He Smoking?"
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As i sit here thinkin about things in life. Try walking in shoes but in a stride. Life has one big plan for all of us. It's not what you want it will make you cuss. But though we see what tomorrow will bring. Could bring a promotion or a diamond ring. This i take in consideration,which..... What tomorrow brings could be good or a bitch. Though i see what shines in the light. That gleams so bright i see through the night. I keep this in mind cuz i never know. Where i stay or where i go. This is my life i plan what's ahead. If someone else does it for me i myswell be dead. Though this might be shallow it might be deep. What i can write will even make me weep. I look at people walk by everyday. Most of them shut themselves off and stay away. Afraid to live and afraid to love. But best things come when you set your mind above.
Things To Do In A Drive-thru
Fun things to do at the Drive Thru 1. Drive through the drive-thru in reverse and let your passenger order. 2. Ask the price of almost everything on the menu and then order something that you didn't ask the price for. 3. Tell the employee that your window is broken. Order and then pay with your door open. When the food comes, roll down the window and snatch your order from their hands. 4. Go to McDonald's and demand a big breakfast at 11:30 at night. Put up a fight. 5. Pay for a large order in pennies and nickels. 6. Order in another language. Be careful what neighborhood you're in. 7. When asked if they can take your order, tell them you are just window-shopping and drive on. 8. Laugh sadistically when asked if you would like ketchup. 9. Ask the cashier how they fit into that little box. 10. If they make you wait, make them wait when they come back on. 11. Demand to speak to the manager. When they come on, complain that you did not like the way the employee said, "May I t
25 Things
Marriage can survive infidelity. It's not easy. It hurts. There will be anger, tears, and depression. It takes time. It takes a decision to love. It takes a decision to trust again. It means no garbage dumping. It takes courage. It takes commitment. We say this because our marriage did survive unfaithfulness. Our crisis happened in our eighth year of marriage and the result was a really nasty divorce. Two years later, we re-married each other. We've now been married over 40 years. So, yes, we believe a marriage can survive an extra-marital affair. But ONLY if both partners are willing to work at making the marriage successful. Feelings Surrounding Marital Infidelity Some feelings that are prominent when a couple experiences the accusation of infidelity in their relationship include: Shame Guilt Blame Anger Hurt Disappointment Rage Embarrassment Forgiveness Jealousy Lust Resentment Denial Mis-trust Some Marriages Should No
The Things I Do
Things I Find Interesting.
The Keys to Your Heart You are attracted to those who are unbridled, untrammeled, and free. In love, you feel the most alive when your lover is creative and never lets you feel bored. You'd like to your lover to think you are stylish and alluring. You would be forced to break up with someone who was ruthless, cold-blooded, and sarcastic. Your ideal relationship is lasting. You want a relationship that looks to the future... one you can grow with. Your risk of cheating is zero. You care about society and morality. You would never break a commitment. You think of marriage something you've always wanted... though you haven't really thought about it. In this moment, you think of love as commitment. Love only works when both people are totally devoted. What Are The Keys To Your Heart?
Things I Make For ~family~ Bbw/bhm Bombers & Family Friends
Here are some of the tags I have made if anyone wants to use cool. If its not yours please don't use..I make these for people and if you ask nicely and help out CHERRY's contest pic I would be more than happy to make you one too...Hugs and Kisses ~Nin@~ If you have specs on what colors you want and if you want it animated let me know in a pm! Thinking about having a 7 day contest for all my graphic designers out there....I need a T-shirt design for my new radio show....Nina & Nalley Morning Show...This is our logo for the station. Feel free to rip,copy, or whatever to do what you need to do to make it into a design. True Country is the format if that helps too. If interested just let me know. Hoping to start within the next week. I need to get to printing them as soon as possible. Winner will get a shirt with their logo, 1 mo VIP, and
~*~ Think Of Me Fondly ~*~
Forgive me, forgive me And I’ll kiss your tears away. You're the first thing and the last, I think of every day Let bygones be bygones, And be willing to forgive. And I will love you only Every moment I live. I love you and I need you, It's a fact and not a lie, So if you plan to punish me, Say anything, but good bye I have loved and been hurt by love I have seen joy and yet there is pain I have breathed and yet i am breathless In your presence Consumed by your beauty the essence of love I have walked a thousand miles in my shoes On a road which never ends Through the driving rains many tears have fallen Swept up in the passage of time My heart will linger in the moonlight As i breathe the ocean breeze tonight For on the horizon there is a new day A story still left untold For the dreamer dreams of hope And a lover feels with their heart So why is it human nature For us to tear ourselves apart?? 12 min ago Cover your stump before you hump.
Things Of The Goddess
"The Goddess and God are equal; neither is higher or more deserving of respect. Though some Wiccans focus their rituals toward the Goddess and seem to forget the God entirely, this is a reaction to centuries of stifling patriarchal religion, and the loss of acknowledgement of the feminine aspect of divinity. Religion based entirely on feminine energy, however, is as unbalanced and unnatural as one totally masculine in focus. The ideal is a perfect balance of the two. The Goddess and God are equal, complementary." Taken from "Wicca A Guide For The Solitary Practitioner" by Scott Cunningham I like this statement because I am seeking balance in my life. It seems I have always been searching for balance. Blessed Winter Solstice to all!!! In Light & Love, Paulette It is easy to walk a right path when others around you do so. It is far harder to walk a good path when others around you fail and flounder through the wilderness or walk down darksome twisted
Things About Wolves!
"Ahooooooooo!" A blood curtailing howl rose and fell in the cold night like a tortured soul screaming for help, Again and again and again like a car alarm. At last I could stand it no longer I quickly dashed out of bed and rushed to my window. I had just moved to this usually quiet sleepy town in rural Colorado, but on this cold winters night something was wrong. It was the first night I heard the howls and it wouldn't be the last, exactly one month later the howls started again, this time my curiosity got the best of me, I decided to investigate. I quickly and quietly opened my window and slipped out, the howls were coming from the distant woods. It was a chilly night, the full moon shone down brightly lighting my path. I could feel the wet dew on my feet as they moved lightly across the grass, I finally reached the edge of the forest and looked around. Suddenly I felt something lightly brush past me. I quickly looked around but it was to dark to see clearly, almos
Things People Need To Know
Hello friends, fans and family! I am deleting this name so I have only 1 name on here. I have had 3, I have deleted the other one already. I dont have enough time anymore to keep up with all 3 names. If you wish to keep intouch you can add my main name I use. Click on the pic below and it will take you to my page and you can add me there. hugs Carrie aka Mystical Carebear@ fubar Hey everyone! I just wanted to let you know that I am in the midwest and part of the all the dang flooding and rain. I am fine so far. Just everything else is being affected by the storms. We are getting power surges quiet often and its starting to affect the phone lines. I have DSL and its making my internet run really really slow, if I get any kind of connection at all. It took me an hour to get on this morning. If you want to call me, call my cell number and hopefully there will be reception. Dont bother callin the house number right now. Its all staticy or has a huge hum and no one can hear a thing.
Thing's About Men And Women
- THiNGS WOMEN MiGHT WANT TO KNOW - 1) 94% of men lie about their penis size. According to condom manufacturers, only 6% of men need to use extra large condoms. 2) The average man is 4-5 inches long when erect; no matter what you have heard ladies, that's the truth. Incidentally the average vaginal capactity is only 6 inches, for you women who think you can handle king dong. 3) 80% of American men are circumsized, though Pediatrics say it is not necessary. 4) No matter what all the ads say nothing but time can make your penis grow. (most men reach the end of their growth by the early 20's) 5) There is no correlation between penis size and shoe size, hand size, or nose size. 6) Blue balls does exist! It's technically called "prostatic congestion." 7) Only 16% of men shave their privates. - THiNGS MEN MiGHT WANT TO KNOW - 1) Only 9% of women around the globe consi der themselves "attractive" (20% of British women do). 43% of women use the term "natural", 24%
Things A True Boyfriend Does
To ALL Girls: This is exactly how a guy should treat you...If he doesn't he's not the one for you... To ALL Guys: This is exactly how you should treat a girl...If you want her to be with you forever... A True Boyfriend ~give her a jacket, sweatshirt or even hoodie of yours so other people know shes taken by you ~leave her sweet messages for her when she wakes up ~sneak up behind her a whisper sweet nothings ~grab her by the waist ~do anything to make her smile ~always make her laugh ~tell her shes beautiful not sexy ~tell her she has amazing or beautiful eyes ~buy her things just because ~when your friends walk by say this is my girlfriend ~if shes sad take her in your arms and tell her everything will be okay ~NEVER cheat on her ~call her just to say hi ~kiss her on the forehead ~when you walk with her, walk slowly and better yet holding her hand ~tickle her even when she says stop ~tell her you miss her.. even if you just saw her an hour ago ~DON'T S
Things All Men Should Know
Things Of Interest
I have an emptiness in me I can't describe. A feeling of being lost, deep inside. Am I withdrawing inside myself? Putting my heart up on a shelf? I feel the ice run through my veins. The doors of my heart closing in pain. Turning away from potential friends. Back to the point where the begining ends Shutting down any possibilty of emotions. Living day by day, going through the motions. Wearing a smile that's no longer real. No love, no hurt, nothing to feel. This is my life on a day to day basis. The girl that was happy has left no traces. How much more of this life can I take? Welcome my child, to the world of heartbreak Raging Fear My heart was bound It was shattered and torn While hidden in darkness The hate was born I ran from friends And hid from lovers No one getting close Under covers Felt it bleed Felt the pain Too much hurt Never again No more love No more lust Ashes to ashes Dust to dust Heart is locked guards never do
50 Things
Written 2004.12.19 © Gavin C. Schmitt 50 Similarities Between Jesus and Horus The following was adapted and expanded based on an article available from Upon revision, each point will be fleshed out and this will be more of an essay than a list. As it stands, this list is hardly original... but revised, will hopefully be more authoritative and objective than many of the Christ-bashing pages out there. 1. Both were conceived of a virgin. 2. Both were the "only begotten son" of a god (either Osiris or Yahweh) 3. Horus's mother was Meri, Jesus's mother was Mary. 4. Horus's foster father was called Jo-Seph, and Jesus's foster father was Joseph. 5. Both foster fathers were of royal descent. 6. Both were born in a cave (although sometimes Jesus is said to have been born in a stable). 7. Both had their coming announced to their mother by an angel. 8. Horus; birth was heralded by the star Sirius (the morning star). Jesus had his birth her
Things Men Do Wrong During Sex.
) Avoiding her lips and diving straight for the erogenous zones makes her feel like you're paying by the hour and trying to get your money's worth by cutting out nonessentials 2) BLOWING TOO HARD IN HER EAR. Admit it, some kid at school told you girls love this. Well, there's a difference between being erotic and blowing as if you're trying to extinguish the candles on your 50th birthday cake. That hurts. 3) NOT SHAVING. You often forget you have a porcupine strapped to your chin which you rake repeatedly across your partner's face and thighs. When she turns her head from side to side, it's not passion, it's avoidance 4) SQUEEZING HER BREAST. Most men act like a housewife testing a melon for ripeness when they get their hand on a pair. Stroke, caress, and smooth them 5) BITING HER NIPPLES. Why do men fasten onto a woman's nipples, then clamp down like they're trying to deflate her body via her breasts? Nipples are highly sensitive. They can't stand up to chewi
Thinkin Ab Shit
have you ever worked somewhere and absolutley hated it all bc your boss is a dick.... yeah thats me!! what ab not wantin to go home bc its boring and nobody there (signifigant other) to go home too.... yeah thats me again! or what ab liking somebody at a bar or something and not gettin the nerves to talk to him till like over a year down the road? i hear all these guys say that any guy would be lucky to be with me but fucked up part ab it is IM SINGLE!!!!! i dont know what im doin wrong but damn it sucks!!! it makes ya wonder sometimes what in hell is goin on!! maybe its me maybe its them but damn.... bein single gets old quick!! very quick!! So the point of this game is to post a blog about ten weird habits/random facts about yourself, and then "tag" ten people who, then, have to post a blog about their ten weird habits/random facts. You have to tag them in your blog and then post a comment on their page saying that you tagged them. No tag-backs are allowed! 1. i sleep with
Thinkin About You!!!
Your on my mind 24/7 your the first thing on my mind when i awake and the last thing on my mind when i go to bed so as I'm thinking of you i think of all the times we spent together and i cant help but to notice that i always laugh and i always have a smile on my face when I'm with you seeing you or even talking to you on the phone brings butterfly's to my tummy your the only guy who has ever made me feel this way and i thank god for sending you into my life because now i know that your the right guy for me and I'm the right girl for you.
Things You Never Knew
I thought it was good FREE info to pass on to everyone. Speed trap ID This is for much detail. Even to the description of the unmarked cars used for lasering and ticketing in all states. This is interesting. click on what ever state you want and then it will show the city or towns you want to view, click on which one you want to view see if you know any of them. You can see them in the cities in the U.S. or Canada. Very interesting. I had no idea this was available to everyone. Do you know the speedtraps in your hometown? The SpeedTrap Exchange is a site where visitors can post what they believe are speedtraps. The National Motorists Association cannot attest to the validity of these listings. They are individual postings from private individuals who believe a speed trap is in effect in these locations. JUST CLICK OR FOLLOW THE LINK BELOW
THE RIGHT TIME.... Miss you. Pay attention my love cause its over At the tip of my tongue is the price you weren't willing to pay Still this is something akin to a breakdown And your impression of a woman supposed to be easy to see That there'd be torn up photos and lonely nights Cursing crying and drawn out fights Make up sex and a brand new start Broken promises for broken hearts When you look back now was it special? Or was it nothing but anecdote that you can tell now and then I delude myself it was worth it Even though from the beginning I could see exactly how it would end That there'd be torn up photos and lonely nights Cursing crying and drawn out fights Make up sex and a brand new start Broken promises for broken hearts Torn up photos and lonely nights Cursing crying and drawn out fights Make up sex and a brand new start Broken promises for broken hearts I wanna wish you away, I wanna wish you away I wanna wish you away, I wanna wish you away? I
Things About Us
This part matters the most.Passion the love of it cuts you like a knife.The wounds run so deep from your love it hurts.The touch of your skin feels like rose pedals.Your thorns could punture is I get too close.But to love you is like taking a breath of fresh air.I stare into your eyes like the water in a stream.The glow or your beauty is all that I have dreamed.You make me whole on every note of a song that's completed to ease ones soul.The passion I feel from you is all so true.To have and to hold is only pure like the the river runs deep.To have every breath taking moment i have with you I cherish deep in my heart.The moment i met you right from the start.How would I know what tomorrow will bring.But all that matters is when i'm with you all I hear is my heart flowing and the birds singing Every night......... someone thinks about you before u go to sleep. At least 15 people in this world love u in some way. The only reason why someone hates u is cuz they wanna be just like u. There
I went from having a broken heart to having you. You are my everything, my future, and my life. I've smiled, laughed, and cried over you. The world is much clearer now that were together. We might not be as close together as we would love to be, but one day soon we shall be. When that day comes, I will promise to love you, show no disrespect, care for you, be there for bad times and good times. Have babies with you and soon be your loving wife. I know things won't always be prefect, but we can work through all of that. You stole my heart once, so i know you can steal my heart again.
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Things That Are Real Or Not?
anyone out there if you look at my new pics tell me what you think it is. I have many pics with these things in them, from more than one camera. They move slow but do move sometimes there white and one was green. I will send anyone more pics if they can help me with this. Some you can see throw and tell it is not man made light. HELP ME OUT!!!
Thinking Aloud
We recently found out that my sister is pregnant!!! Which, last month I bought her a baby shower gift and she could not figure out why I was buying one so soon. Now, maybe she will believe me when I say something will happen. LOL. But we are all excited as this is the first grandchild for my mother. I am, however, very nervous because shes a huge worrywart and stresses over everything. I think I may feel sorry for the child even, seeing how she is no fun for fear of the kids getting hurt. Yes, even to learn to walk she freaks out about everything. So we will see how this goes. So I spent 5 weeks in Mexico at the University of Guadalajara and I came back home. Found it a little funny when I went places and started to speak spanish and not even realize it til i noticed the funny looks on faces. Never knew how much I would miss being able to walk up to someone and speak spanish and get my ideas across. Now I can not wait til I can find people on here that can speak to me in spanish and o
11 Things Woman Should Know About Men
Okay been thinking about this for awhile. Here are somethings that have been bugging me on here: ~the whole Rate/fan/add thing. Grow up this isnt High school! Funny that most people who require this dont recipriocate. ~Kids I know you are all very proud of your kids, I am. But, I feel that maybe some kids pics should not be on here. Lots of sickos out there. ~I dont re-post or sticky, Im not going to buy you a HH,VIP,Blast or any other premium service. Nothing personal just dont have the money to do it. ~ point whoring... 50 kagillion till Im Godfather.... ~lots more little things but I'll let you all add to the list. what is your pet peeve? Subject: Easiest Quiz World's Easiest Quiz You require only 4 correct answers to achieve a passing grade. 1. How long did the 100 year war last?
11 Things Women Don't Know About Men
1. Getting angry at us for not reading your mind is like getting angry at yourself for not being able to fly. It's not just futile, it's physically impossible. 2. Yes, we do think Jessica Alba is hot. Sometimes we're even dumb enough to admit it. 3. Don't ask us to understand your shoe fetish. Asking us to respect it is even sort of pushing it. 4. You do look good without makeup, just not as good as you look with it. 5. Ever notice how we don't fight with our male friends? That's why we get so frustrated when we fight with you. 6. You care what you're wearing infinitely more than we do. In fact, if you're naked when you open the front door, you won't hear an argument from us. 7. You don't like to get hit on in public, you don't want to date online and you don't want to be set up on blind dates. Tell us if sending messenger pigeons is an appropriate way of courting. Because if it is, we're all over it. 8. “There should a statute of
26 Things...
In the recent past I have noticed the tendancy of men (white/mud/and even W nationalist to become more and more feminine. Not so much in a Homosexual way but in the narsicistic and vain way of the woman. One of the most disturbing traits of this from supposedly educated and racially aware white men is to "manscape" or trim body hair and sculpt their bodies in ways naturally not consistant with the male of the species. At 37 years your scars, body hair and round middle like a badge of honor and not somthing to be ashamed of. One of the first things in the Communist manifesto is to "Opiate the masses and feminise the men (i.e. fighting force) If your men are more worried about there abs or armpits being hairy than the enemy invading there land and destroying there culture than they no longer deserve to be.. Wake up! Stop standing in the mirror admiring yourself and use your brain for somthing besides a recepticle for the filth and lies the liberal commie media has force fed you for deca
Things That Make Me Mad
Well I have decided since my so called friends can't help me ever win anything why the hell should I be on here. Once my VIP is up I am deleting my account. I post bulletins asking for my so called friends to help me bomb my pic in a contest but guess one ever bothers to help me. I have helped many people in the contests they have entered but can I win a HH or VIP or anything? No, and the reason is because it seems all my friends care about is themselves. If I do end up staying here I will not help anyone in a contest again and will only look out for number 1, myself. I thought I left my loner days behind me but it seems as though I am still alone in anything I do. Larry I got this mail from a friend on another site and now I want to see if I can get custody of my son. My question to my friends here is do y'all think I have a leg to stand on to get him. I have been working the same job over a year and have a house that he can have his own room in. I can give him so
105 Things
1. EVER BEEN GIVEN AN ENGAGEMENT Ring? Yes 2. LONGEST RELATIONSHIP? 5 years 3. LAST GIFT YOU RECEIVED? My poodle Prince 4. EVER DROPPED A CELL PHONE? Yes, but I've never broken one 5. WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU WORKED OUT? LOL. I unno 6. THING(S) YOU SPEND A LOT OF MONEY ON? Glittery Nikes 7. LAST FOOD YOU ATE? Pizza 8. FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX? their butt 9. ONE FAVORITE SONG? Lita Ford & Ozzy Osborne- If I close my eyes forever 10. WHERE DO YOU LIVE? Tampa, FL. 11. HIGH SCHOOL YOU ATTENDED: Lanphier & Southeast. Both in Springfield, IL. 12. CELL PHONE SERVICE PROVIDER: Metro PCS 13. FAVORITE MALL STORE: Spencer Gifts 14. LONGEST JOB YOU HAD: can't remember 15. DO YOU OWN A PAIR OF DICE? No 16. DO YOU PRANK CALL PEOPLE?: lmao no 17. LAST WEDDING YOU ATTENDED: My uncle Waylon's first weddi
44 Things Women Would Die For!!!!
ladies: this will make you tear up MEN: read it, all of it! 1-touch her waist 2-talk to her 3-share secrets 4-give her your jacket 5-kiss her slowly ARE YOU REMEMBERING THIS? 6-hug her 7-hold her 8-laugh with her 9-invite her somewhere 10-let her be with you when you're with your friends KEEP READING 11-smile with her 12-take pics with her 13-pull her onto your lap 14-when she says she loves you more, deny it. fight back 15-when her friends say i love her more than you, deny it. fight back and hug her tight so she cant get to her friends. it makes her feel loved ARE YOU THINKING OF SOMEONE? 16-always hug her and say "i love you" when you see her 17-kiss her unexpectedly 18-HUG HER FROM BEHIND AROUND THE WAIST! 19-tell her shes beautiful! 20-tell her the way you feel about her! OH AND ONE LAST THING YOU NEED TO SHOW HER YOU MEAN IT 21-Open doors for her, walk her to her car- it makes her feel protected, plus it never hurt t
Things That Piss Me The Fu-** Off!!!!!!
1. $11 Billion to $22 billion is spent on welfare to illegal aliens each year. 2. $2.2 Billion dollars a year is spent on food assistance programs such as food stamps, WIC, and free school lunches for illegal aliens. 3. $2.5 Billion dollars a year is spent on Medicaid for illegal aliens. 4. $12 Billion dollars a year is spent on primary and secondary school education for children here illegally and they cannot speak a word of English! 5. $17 Billion dollars a year is spent for education for the American-born children of illegal aliens, known as anchor babies. 6. $3 Million Dollars a DAY is spent to incarcerate illegal aliens. 7. 30% percent of all Federal Prison inmates ar
Things So Aren't The Way They Seem
I really don't get how a guy or girl can call themselves parents when they have no clue as to what it means. How can a guy go over 2 weeks without worrying about his children or the way they are feeling, or a girl go out all night and not be there to tuck her child in at night and say I am a good mom. Don't these people realize these are the best times. The ones you can't get back when they get older and you wake up and realize what you lost. And what the heck are these people doing staying with them.
8th In Line, A 4-parter
As the hot water washes over the three of us, our hands wander. I can feel yours on my back and Sarah's running over my chest. Closing my eyes, I bask in the pleasure of four female hands caressing my skin. Once you have thoroughly scrubbed every inch of my body (seems a certain six inches got most of the attention), you and I turn our attention to our guest. We switch positions so that you are in front of her and I am behind. As the two of you share a deep tender kiss, I gently massage Sarah's shoulders and neck, working my way down her back, my soapy fingers both cleansing her skin and relieving all tension. Slowly I work my way back to her shoulders and then work first one arm then the other. At the same time you have washed and kneaded her from neck to waist, spending extra time and attention on what we have learned are an almost perfect set of 36C breasts. Rinsing them off, you lean down and suck one erect nipple between your lips, biting it gently, and you pinch and tweak the
Things I Love About Texas And The Country!
1. I Love that people in the grocery store say Hi and tawk to ya like they have known you all their lives, swapping recipes in the aisle and tawkin bout the local schools. 2. I love that at football games your likely to see a train roll by in the background. 3. I love that lil kids with names like HARLEIGH and MARLENE are displayed on the School Marquee as students of the month. 4. I love going barefoot in the spring grass, smelling the sweet fresh cut grass and the wind coming off the lake.... and apparently so do my Lil Ol Country boys Adam and Brady.... 5. I love that Im a moma of Country boys lol 6. I also love country boys LOL .. and in Texas I love that you can see em shirtless and sweaty with muscles ripplin working hard in a pasture or on some farm equipment on any given day. 7. I love that all the kids in the small schools know each other, and most the parents too. Thats all I have time for for now. Maybe I will get to write more laterssssss
Things That Bother Me
Things That Keep Me Up At Night
Hang on, this one is a bit of a roller coaster. Actually, more like a Formula One race with twists and high speed turns. I'm at a young lady's apartment earlier tonight. Before you reach to give me a high-five it wasn't like that. There was a group, we were hangin out and watching a movie. Stay with me. It was a pirated Die Hard 4 from China, but that isn't important. What's important is the premise. No, not Bruce escaping death in beyond-ridiculous ways. The movie is set upon the plausible idea that someone or someones decide to attack the US by hacking into certain systems and disabling them. Okay, you've heard that before. Fine. This movie had a hint of realism in the idea of a "fire sale": a three-stage attack on transportation, finance and power grids. Yes, everyone loses their money. Yes, commerce and transportation grind to a halt. Yes, these clever ne'r do wells even infiltrate the Pentagon and give all kinds of unhelpful orders. While the producers and dire
Think Be For You Speak!!!!!
TURN UP YOUR VOLUME*You stay up for 16 hours.He stays up for days on end.You take a warm shower to help you wake up.He goes days or weeks without running water.You complain of a "headache", and call in sick.He gets shot at as others are hit, and keeps moving forward.You put on your anti war/don't support the troops shirt, and go meet up with your friends.He still fights for your right to wear that shirt.You make sure you're cell phone is in your pocket.He clutches the cross hanging on his chain next to his dog tags.You talk trash about your "buddies" that aren't with you.He knows he may not see some of his buddies again.You walk down the beach, staring at all the pretty girls.He patrols the streets, searching for insurgents and terrorists.You complain about how hot it is.He wears his heavy gear, not daring to take off his helmet to wipe his brow.You go out to lunch, and complain because the restaurant got your order wrong.He doesn't get to eat today.Your maid makes your bed and washes
Things To Do While Bored
Tent Activities for a Camp-Out Music Festival Before Bonnaroo there was the moe.down, a three-day camp-out music festival held Labor Day Weekend at the Snow Ridge Ski Area in Turin, New York. I was introduced to the likes of moe., The New Deal, and Soulive by the moe.down. Didn't know until I looked at my concert T-shirt listing the lineup that Soulive and Cracker were there, though. I was having too much fun playing games in my tent. Following are some activity suggestions should you find yourself stuck in your tent and unable to make it to the concert field. 1. Decorate the outside of your tent with snowflake Christmas garland – goes well with the summertime heat. Bonus: when you're inside your tent tripping, the silhouette of the garland can provide what seems like hours of perplexity. 2. Hang a mirror outside your tent with a note next to it that says, "Have you seen this person?" 3. Suspend portable black lights from the ceiling of your tent, draw up some flyers, and
damn! almost out of room to post more can ya do? i guess i will change em up every so often. i have over 500. we took some new beach shots at tamarack in carlsbad and got some really good ones in downtown carlsbad. for those of you that keep asking to see the fam pics....what do you have to offer? ;)
Things He Said
He won her over an she let him in. He made her promises an keep them in the end He asked for her hand an she said yes forever an a day he always said Now this is where the story comes all to true He tells her he loves her yet he has to go He tells her he loves her but doesn’t know when he is coming home She feels all alone an does not know what to say He told her he loves her but why if he loves her why did he have to go away She cries every night an no one is there to hold her tight How can you say you love her if your not there to hold her when she falls How can you say you love her when you don’t answer her calls How can you say you love her when she feels all alone How can you say you love her when she needs to hold you tight you are no where insight Now she sits an waits in a house that is not a home sits an waits for you to come home How can you say you love someone when they need you the most they always fine themselves alone
10 Things To Do If.....
How to Be Sure You'll Always Have a Job 10. Hide a "baby monitor." Makes those closed door meetings easier to hear. 9. Leave a pregnancy test kit with a positive result and an unsigned note saying, "I told you that damn condom ripped." 8. Play a game of "pocket pool" if you know what I mean! 7. First, simply hide pot seeds and watch as your clueless boss waters and nutures the plants daily. Second, watch as boss is escorted out of the building three months later by security. 6. Decorate using a thong and lace bra the morning after the company Christmas party. 5. When the boss asks "What have you accomplished this quarter?", respond with "Well, this chart shows that I have come to work completely baked only 25 times which is a decrease of 10% over last quarter. That combined with less sick days due to being too drunk to get out of bed has resulted in a 2% increase in productivity. I think that's pretty fucking good don't you?" 4. Tell your supervisor
Things To Know
Thing I Hate
The Things I Love About You
The Things I Love About You © By Nicole M. Goretzke Your eyes, they were the first thing I noticed about you. They captured my soul. In the first second You looked at me As a woman I was yours. Your smile, It lights up my life, Brings me more peace Than the rain. I could melt in that smile. I fall in love with you All over again Every time I see it. Your fingertips, The way they linger On my skin, So gently I can barely feel them Sometimes. Other times smoothing over My body like a sheath. Your hands, That show me your love In a way that words Never could. They bring me safety and steadiness. Thank you for that. Your body, The way it holds my attention, The way your every nuance Makes me want you even more than The last time I saw you. I love all these things about you, But what I love the most, Is the You I fell in love with. The You that makes me feel like I can do and be anything I want to. The You that lets me know That I
The Things Some Guys Can Do With Balls...amazing!
Things To Think About
I have to take just a moment to say thank you to my husband for being who he is. It isn't easy living on the island of blonde. Now mind you I'm not a complete ditz, lol, otherwise I would not be mistaken for an attorney most of the time. However, I do have those moments, and I will share a few with you, and I'm sure you will appreciate what he goes through, all with patience and a LOT of love. Since coming to the Island of Blonde, he has become fluent in the lanquage. He understands immediately, that when I mention we need "D" batteries for the dogs collars, I really mean 9 volt and thats what he comes home with. He does not ask me to clarify or laugh at me when I ask, when going to Memphis for the first time, if we have gone south enough to see an aardvark, that I really mean armadillo. He just smiles and says "No baby we haven't". He has found that there are complete blackouts on the Island that go much further than simple lapses of memory. A perfect example would be having no
Things I Couldn't Stash
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Things You May Not Know About Me...
Four Things you may not know about me.... Four places I have worked: 1. CiCi's Pizza--TX--loved it! 2. Claires--TX---loved it! 3. CiCi's Pizza--GA---loved it! 4. Bed, Bath, and Beyond---GA---it was ok. Four places I have lived: 1. Temple TX 2. Lichtenau, Germany 3. Killeen, TX 4 Macon, GA Four TV shows I love to watch: 1. Charmed! & House 2. CSI Las Vegas! 3. Without a trace. 4. The Meantalist! Four places I have been on vacation: 1. Berchstesgaden Germany---1993(with parents!) 2. Savannah GA--Summer Vaction 2000 3. Savannah GA-- St.Patricks's Day 2001 4. Panama Florida - July 2008 Four of my favorite foods: 1. WATERMELON 2. Pork Chops 3. PIZZA 4. PASTA Four places I would rather be right now: 1. San Francisco 2. Ireland! 3. Hawaii 4. Germany Four friends/family I think will respond: 1. Candi 2. Stacey 3. Christina 4. Khandi Now, here's what you're supposed to do..
Things In My Mind
Couples Survey*** 1. What are your first names? 2. How long have you been together? 3. How long did you know each other before you started dating? 4. Who asked who out? 5. How old are each of you? 6. What are your astrological signs? 7. How tall are each of you? 8. Who's mother do you see the most? 9. Who’s siblings do you see the most? 10. Do you have any children together? 11. What about pets? 12. If so, what kind? 13. Which bill is the hardest on you as a couple? 14. How do each of you work? 15. Is that what you went to school for? 16. Did you go to the same school? 17. Are you from the same hometown? 18. Are you from the same town now? 19. Who is the smartest. 20. Who is the most sensitive? 17. Where do you eat out at most as a couple? 18. Where do you shop the most as a couple?? 19. Where is the furthest you have traveled as a couple? 20. Who has the best group of
Things I Can't Stand!
1. People who talk on the phone, smoke and drive with their elbows. 2. People who ask a/s/l and don't read profiles first. Normally the same people have no profile. 3. People who complain about the government and don't vote! 4. My next door neighbors (a crack whore (mother), petifile (husband), murderer (oldest daughter) 5. People who are nasty to you only after you were nice to them. 6. Co-workers who you get along with and then turn on you to save their own ass! 7. Government officials who put themselves above the law. (more to come)
Think For Yourself.
I recently opened myself up for hurt.. & Hurt i did painfully receive. Why is it that pain can't go well with pleasure, Why do people give up so easily? Just because shit isn't perfect,Life isn't perfect ,So apparently that would logically tell you that no relationship is going to be either. rightttt?! I don't mind working hard ,When it comes to someone i want.It sucks that most guys i seem to be interested in,just give up on us. Makes me feel like shit. I can't put my finger on why i am interested in guys who are weak . oh ya,i remember now.. Because they claim to be the strong type, They Claim to be more then what they seem i suppose. Does this make me a fool probably,I'm a fool to believe that when a person says i'm strong enough to be your really aren't..They are just stupid little monkeys looking for an easy way out. I often think about If their was a god,and a devil,and if i was religious .lol. That God is one sick mother fucker,He kills kids,Le
Things I Feel I Need To Say....
This is a test blog for you folks. I am using Font Deadly Breakfast. If you see anything else except what you see above in the border, PLEASE let Me Know. The reason I ask is it will give me input on something I am trying to work on. Just leave a comment that will be just fine. Thank You for your time and hope to hear from you. Good Evening to all: I am posting this blog to inform that I will be making an HTML tutorial for those of you who would like to make decorative blogs,stashes,bulletins,etc. I will go over every aspect of what you can do with the sites blogs,stashs,etc. all these areas are HTML only not css....Simple really once you understand. I am self taught on all this and I myself am still learning more as I go along myself, but everything I teach in these will go over everything....After that it will be trial and error the best way to learn.... I will be showing everything from how to change the font of your text to Scrolling Photos.... Here are
Things I Write
From the dark of the night I hear, Your call as you draw near. I open the window and await, The arrival of my dark mate. Yours is the beauty of the night, I'm just a moth trapped by your light. I want you as my dark knight, and for that I gladly sacrifice my life. Into my neck your fangs you sink, And of my blood you deeply drink, As you take what you need to live, Your own blood to me you freely give. When the last human in me does expire, and into darkness I am born Vampire. Children of the night we'll be, You, My love and me. With hunger for the blood we need, Together we will hunt and feed. For our own selfish sake, The life's of innocents we must take. And when in Tomb from daylight we do hide, I will lie contented at your side. and with a shroud used as a cover, I'll lay down with my DARK LOVER. All is lost in this lonely world. All I have is a vague memory of what we were, Together we chanted the soft lullabies To our weary victims Wand
10 Things You Might Not...
10 Things You Might NOT Have Known About Martin Luther King 1. He expressed as a young man some "embarrassment" about all the "stomping and shouting" that went on in some churches and said upon entry into Morehouse that his "primary interest is politics." 2. When James Earl Ray went to purchase the rifle that would be the murder weapon he had mentioned that he was going deer hunting. Upon hearing this, the sales clerk talks him out of the 6MM .243 caliber model and hands him the 30-06 caliber Remington Gamemaster that was used. Ballistics experts have argued whether or not the difference in power would have saved King's life. 3. A gifted student he graduated high school at 15 years of age and delivered his first prepared sermon in his father's church, Ebenezer Baptist Church in Atlanta, at age 18 in the Summer of 1947. 4. His birth name Michael Luther King, Jr. was changed to Martin prior to his starting school. 5. There is still an ongoing inv
60 Things Not To Say To A Naked Man
60 Things Not to Say to a Naked Guy 1. I've smoked fatter joints than that. 2. Ahh, it's cute. 3. Who circumcised you? 4. Why don't we just cuddle? 5. You know they have surgery to fix that. 6. It's more fun to look at. 7. Make it dance. 8. You know, there's a tower in Italy like that. 9. Can I paint a smiley face on that? 10. It looks like a night crawler. 11. Wow, and your feet are so big. 12. My last boyfriend was 4'' bigger. 13. It's ok, we'll work around it. 14. Is this a mild or a spicy Slim Jim? 15. Eww, there's an inch worm on your thigh. 16. Will it squeak if I squeeze it? 17. Oh no, a flash headache. 18. (giggle and point) 19. Can I be honest with you? 20. My 8-year-old brother has one like that. 21. Let me go get my tweezers. 22. How sweet, you brought incense. 23. This explains your car. 24. You must be a growing boy. 25. Maybe if we water it, it'll grow. 26. Thanks, I needed a toothpick. 27. Are you one of those pygmies?
Think First
I am posting this to make people think first. This will affect any of you in the flint area more than others but everyone everywhere should read it. Sunday August 12 at 1 a.m. My friends Tammy and Robert were walking home from a birthday celebration we had at the bar. They like myself dont beleive in drinking and driving but as we all know others do. While walking home that night a driver swerved off the road and hit Tammy.She was thrown and killed. The driver didnt stop they kept driving not caring that someones Mother, Daughter,Sister,Family and best friend was lying there lifeless. Meanwhile Robert is tryin to get anyone to stop and help Tammy. Two men on a motorcycle pulled over to see what was going on and no sooner than they did another drunk driver hit Robert. he is now in critical condition with an unsure outcome. My point in telling this story is that when you drink and drive you dont just risk your life you risk the lives of other people. so befor you take that last shot or
The Thing Found Dead
PE Line- Hollywood CA, In a bizzare case, Hollywood Police found "Thing", the former character actor from the Adams Family television series, dead on Sunset Boulevard with tire tracks across his "It appears that "Thing" was the victim of a hit and run." said Officer Riley, the first officer on the scene, "He's been seen around this area before, this is not the best stretch of Sunset, sort of a Red Light district, if you know what I mean. We've even seen Britney Spears and Paris Hilton around here before." When asked what he thought "Thing" would have been doing in a red light district, the officer blushed and smiled sheepishly, "Well friend, what would any red blooded American, uhmmm, "hand" want? I'll let you use your imagination on that." When reached for comment, John Astin, who played the part of Gomez Adams said, "I'm deeply saddened to hear about my friend. "Thing" was a...a hand of few words, I think I speak for all the former cast, at least those of u
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Thing I Dislike
What does the word love mean to you What does love do for you Why can we say i love you to the ones we love Why is the love there to the ones we show love Are heart are mad up in parts you see For each other and and the one you seek The last part of your heart in the wouldfulest Of the them all is the thing that you will give Is 110% of love you can give
Things To Take Heed To! Plz Read And Feel Free To Pass On! It Sickens Me But Everyone Should Know!
Injustice in Jena as Nooses Hang From the "White Tree" By Bill Quigley t r u t h o u t | Report Tuesday 03 July 2007 All white jury sitting before white judge agrees with white prosecutor and all white witnesses and convicts black youth in racially charged high school criminal case. In a small, still mostly segregated, section of rural Louisiana, an all white jury heard a series of white witnesses called by a white prosecutor testify in a courtroom overseen by a white judge in a trial of a fight at the local high school where a white student who had been making racial taunts was hit by black students. The fight was the culmination of a series of racial incidents starting when whites responded to black students sitting under the "white tree" at their school by hanging three nooses from the tree. The white jury and white prosecutor and all white supporters of the white victim were all on one side of the courtroom. The black defendant, 17-year-old Mychal Bell, and his supporter
Things I Support
The following blog is a copy from a friend.. his link is below.. please add, rate, fan, and help support. Please look at his paintings.. they are amazing pieces from a gifted Marine Veteran. ******************************************************* I have seem to have lost my path on what is important to me,but I have found a place of focus and this is what I want to do. A project called a A Painting For The Fallen. I want to get the word out to anyone with Who has lost or knows of a fallen troop to contact me so I am able to I do a painting for them.,in between the painting's I am working on. I will get with my Web Master as soon as I am able, so I can set up a picture to be sent and all the info required. I want to give back at least a little part to those who gave all. I will donate all the supplies and my time, it is just the shipping cost is what I will need. I am literally a starving Artist here. Thank you and pass the word Brandon. $safe_uid_dname@ fub
Things On Fubar
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Things That Make Me Think
#1 Throw out nonessential numbers This includes age, weight and height. Let the doctor worry about them...that's what you pay him/her for. #2 Keep only cheerful friends. The grouches will only pull you down. #3 Keep learning. Learn more about the computer, crafts, gardening, whatever. Never let the brain idle. #4 Enjoy the simple things #5 Laugh often. long and loud. Laugh until you gasp for breath. #6 The tears happen. Endure, grieve, and move on. The only person who is with us our entire life is ourselves. Be ALIVE while you are alive. #7 Surround yourself with what you love, weather it's family, pets, keepsakes, music, plants, hobbies, whatever. Your home is your refuge. #8 Cherish your health: If it is good, preserve it. If it is unstable, improve it. If it is beyond what you can improve, get help. #9 Don't take guilt trips. Take a trip to the mall, to the next country, to a foreign country, but NOT to where the guilt is. #10 Tell the people you love th
Things That Puzzle Me
30 Things We've Learned From Porn!!
Think About It....
Think About It
Andy Rooney said on "60 Minutes" a few weeks back: I don't think being a minority makes you a victim of anything except numbers. The only things I can think of that are truly discriminatory are things like the United Negro College Fund, Jet Magazine, Black Entertainment Television, and Miss Black America. Try to have things like the United Caucasian College Fund, Cloud Magazine, White Entertainment Television, or Miss White America; and see what happens...Jesse Jackson will be knocking down your door. Guns do not make you a killer. I think killing makes you a killer. You can kill someone with a baseball bat or a car, but no one is trying to ban you from driving to the ball game. I believe they are called the Boy Scouts for a reason, that is why there are no girls allowed. Girls belong in the Girl Scouts! ARE YOU LISTENING MARTHA BURKE? I think that if you feel homosexuality is wrong, it is not a phobia, it is an opinion. I have the right "NOT" to be tolerant of others because they are
Things That Occure In My Life.
Ok so i have this little problem. I was at my buddy Zacks dads house and then met this girl. Not saying who it was. Then, that day we got drunk with them, and i ended up making out with her all night till we hadda go. Then, we never stopped liking each other 4 the next like...2 months. Then i asked her out. She took 3 days to answer it ignoring everything i mentioned about it and cut herself out of depression. I dint want a cutter so i was like "fuck that". Then 2 weeks later i figured, well, maybe i'll give her a 2nd chance. So i did. I asked her out, and she said no cause everyone told her i cheat on my gf's with kylie. ewwww hell no. aint true. so then, about 2 months, 3 months later, she asks out my buddy. he says yes. He ends up not being that good of a bf 2 her and she might dump him. Meanwhile, i still like her. I asked her if i had a chance still, and she said she dint know. She then ended up cheating on him on friday with this dude named zeb (having sex with him) and i end up
Things You Might Wanna Know About Me
Weight:: nunya Right or left-handed:: Lefty Heritage:: Irish,german,indian Are you in love?:: Was How do you alleviate stress?:: I dont Do you swear?:: Like a sailor If you could have any job, what would it be?:: Massage Therapist and I am What are your favorite sports to watch?:: Football What was your first car?:: Flinestone Feet LOL What kind of car do you have now?:: None Were you popular in high school?:: Yes pretty much Do you like thunderstorms?:: nope Is the glass half empty or half full?:: its in the midle Best places you have ever been?:: Road trip from Cali to Colorado Favorite food?:: Mexican Least favorite food?:: Spinach What type of music do you dislike most?:: really old oldies Do you take illegal drugs?:: i used to Do you believe in love at first sight?:: I did If you're not in love now, have you ever been?:: Yes and then he stabbed me in the back(not literally) Are you a risk taker?:: It depends What do y
Thinking Again...d'oh!!
well... it is official... my oldest daughter is going to produce me a grandbaby sometime in November later this year... I really do not know how to feel part of me is saying, wow... you are kinda young to be having grandbabies... and the other half feels happy for her... now I can give her the curse in hopes that her child is ten times worse then she was when she was growing up...haha. I would just like to have the child be healthy and have no complications... then on another note... I am going to my home state for the joy... yes, that was sarcastic but the only good part of it is is that I will be going with my Honey...I would go anywhere with him...even on an airplane (did I say that?) haha. It is a meet and greet that he goes to from time to time for his hobby... his Dodge Magnum... kick azz car and all I like it...:D not as much as him...d'oh... I can take him to see my wonderful parents...(cough cough)... and he can see the hobbies my father is into with hi
Thinking In Words
I want the kind of love where he will take me up to the local water tower and spray paint our names in a big heart facing the town. I want to go on picnics in the winter just so we can kkep each otehr warm. I want a man that resepcts that im not perfect but can come close at times. I want to know that when im gonna throw up because i drank too much that he will be there holding my hair up and talking me though it. I want to wake up next to someone that will look at me at my lowest and tell me that i am beauitful. I want to shiver just when i think about him becuase im so excited to see him. I want him to take risks with me. Go skydiving, cliff jumping. I want a guy that will talk to me at any time of the day. I want a complicated man. Im not so sure he exists, but you can always dream right? Erin To all the guys that ever treated a girl with disrespect, hear what that girl has to say. I may have good looks , doesn't mean you have to reassure me all the time that i am "sexy".
2 Things
far better is it 2 hav a strout health always and 2 suffer 1's share of evil!than 2 be ever fearing of what may happen!!! what man is a man!that does not change the world?? its been said men only have to things n the hearth!1 is love,and the other hate,,i ask my self sumtimes witch 1 will preveal over the other,,and ive come to the point where i feel like which ever 1 u feed the most,is the 1 tht preveals!!!hmm,i wonder which i has filled mine??!!
Things That Piss Me Off
these are some articles that i just do not understand. In a clear violation of constitutional rights, administrators at Hanover High School suspended a student Tuesday for sketches of pentacles on her face for the Wiccan Spring festival of Beltane. The student says that necklaces and other forms of the symbol had been confiscated or stolen by other students. Administrators claim the symbols were a ‘disruption to the learning process.’ CEDAR LAKE | For the second day in a row, a Hanover Central High School freshman came to school with pagan symbols sketched on her face and was sent home by school officials. Hanover Superintendent Michael Livovich said the symbols on the girl's face are disruptive to the educational process, and she will be sent home each day if she refuses to wash them off. On Tuesday, Sky Holeman wore a pentagram symbol below her eye to mark the pagan holiday of Beltane, and school officials sent her home. Holeman returned to school Wednesday with more
Thinnin The Herd
well gang, its time to cut down the ole friends list. seems there are a few dozen on there that i havnt seen since the day they were added. so, over the next few days, i shall be removing certain people from said list. if i talk to you once or twice a month, no need to worry. if you are on my IM list, no worries. if you have my phone number, no worries. if you have seen me naked, you are stalking me, lmao. and you have nothing to worry about. the point is, its a friends list, not talking to me ever, is not a friend. so, buh bye. if i happen to remove you and you have been in a coma for months, sorry, ill re-add you. and also, for some of you this is a repeat or a threepeat. but my yahoo ate itself, theamazingmarlow. it works for yahoo or msn. toodles doodles you dont have to go home, but you cant stay here.
59 Things Most Girls Dont Know
1. The guy you pass up for another one is always better, its a proven fact 90% of the time. And even if you dont talk to the one you pass up anymore, you will find yourself thinking about him, and realized that you possibly could be happier. And even if you dont talk, and it seems like he doesnt like you anymore, believe me, he thinks about you everynight if he loved you at one point. 2. Guys are more emotional then you think, if they loved you at one point, it'll take them a lot longer then you think to let you go, and it hurts every second that they try. 3. "Hey, are you busy?" or "Are you doing something?" ~ two phrases guys open with to stop from stammering on the phone. 4. Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about. 5. Before they call, guys try to plan out a little about what they're gonna say so there aren't awkward pauses, but once he's on the phone he forgets it all and makes it up as he g
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POWERFUL STATEMENT! > Some sobering thoughts! > > A man whose family was German aristocracy prior to World War II owned > a number of large industries and estates. When asked how many German > people were true Nazis, the answer he gave can guide our attitude > toward fanaticism. > > "Very few people were true Nazis," he said, "but many enjoyed the > return of German pride, and many more were too busy to care. I was > one of those who just thought the Nazis were a bunch of fools. So, > the majority just sat back and let it all happen. Then, before we > knew it, they owned us, and we had lost control, and the end of the > world had come. My family lost everything. I ended up in a > concentration camp and the Allies destroyed my factories." > > We are told again and again by "experts" and "talking heads" that > Islam is the religion of peace, and that the vast majority of Muslims > just want to live in peace. > Although this unqualified "assertion may be true, it is e
Things I Like And Make Me Think!!
Love is a gift it comes from the heart but how will you feel when you and your love are apart? I feel like half of me is missing and I will never get it back unless I get you but that's the thing of the past I can pick up my life and start over again but half of me won't let that happen part of me still wants you part of it still makes me cry you will never know how much I care unless you give it a try You told me that you loved me why did you leave me to cry in the cold you swore this time was different why does that line seem so old You told me I was the only one who could make you feel that way you told me that you cared about me so why didnt you stay All the nights you laid with me alone in the dark in my bed now I finally realize you were just messing with my head Love is such a powerful word a word people often misuse something they take for granted something they beat and abuse My wounds run deep inside me there's blood all over
The Things You Wanna Know From Me
So I just wanted to get on here and let everyone know that yes I am ok and that things are slowly getting better for me (I guess)...I really dont know what else to say about my life other then that...Well I will update you guys a little later on what is going on with me.... Myspace Comments "Far Away" This time, This place Misused, Mistakes Too long, Too late Who was I to make you wait Just one chance Just one breath Just in case there's just one left 'Cause you know, you know, you know [CHORUS] That I love you I have loved you all along And I miss you Been far away for far too long I keep dreaming you'll be with me and you'll never go Stop breathing if I don't see you anymore On my knees, I'll ask Last chance for one last dance 'Cause with you, I'd withstand All of hell to hold your hand I'd give it all I'd give for us Give anything but I won't give up 'Cause you know, you know, you know [CHORUS] So far away Been far away for far too long
9 Things
How much have u changed? 10 years ago.... 1.) How old were you?: 30 2.) Where did you go to school?:didnt 3) Where did you work? didnt 4) Where did you live?: Grand Rapids 5.) Where did you hang out? home with kids 6.) Did you wear glasses? yes 7.) Who was your best friend? Char 8.) How many tattoos did you have? 0 9.) How many piercings did you have?2 in each ear 10) What car did you drive? olds 11.) Had you been to a real party? yeah 12.) Had You had your heart broken? Nope! -----------5 years ago----------- 1.) How old were you?: 35 2.) Where did you go to school? didnt 3.) Where did you work? BAR 4.) Where did you live? Grand Rapids 5.) Where did you hang out? Home 7.) Who was your best friend? Kristin and Karmin 9.) How many tattoos did you have? 10.) How many piercings did you have? ears 11.) What car did you drive? 93 Explorer 12.) Had your heart broken? no 13.) Were you Single//Married/taken/Divorce
Thing That Make You Go Hmmmm
"You're a Christian, aren't you, son?" "Yes sir," the student says. "So you believe in God?" "Absolutely." "Is God good?" "Sure! God's good." "Is God all-powerful? Can God do anything?" "Yes." "Are you good or evil?" "The Bible says I'm evil." The professor grins knowingly. "Aha! The Bible!" He considers for a moment. "Here's one for you. Let's say there's a sick person over here and you can cure him. You can do it. Would you help him? Would you try?" "Yes sir, I would." "So you're good...!" "I wouldn't say that." "But why not say that? You'd help a sick and maimed person if you could. Most of us would if we could. But God doesn't." The student does not answer, so the professor continues. "He doesn't, does he? My brother was a Christian who died of cancer, even though he prayed to Jesus to heal him. How is this Jesus good? Hmmm? Can you answer that one?" The student remains silent. "No, you can't, can you?" the professor says. He takes
Things To Do
TRUE OR FALSE The way this game is played is you tell me something about yourself. Anything you like. I will guess if it is True or False. If I guess right... then I get to ask you anything I want and you promise to answer truthfully. If instead I get it wrong, then you get to ask me any question you like and I promise to answer it truthfully. Ok, a few side rules. The questions you ask and the ones I ask can be anything... but they can't compromise someones safety, their families safety, or discretion on this site. After all this is suppose to be fun. So you can't ask someone's real name or phone number. You can't ask if they slept with some particular person. Otherwise, anything goes. If you play... post the game to your blog... and I will come play with you as well So go for it... tell me something either True or False about yourself.... GO FOR IT! Let's all have fun !!
Things That I Have Wrote
This was something I wrote for a very special friend. Though it seems rather simple, it was very heartfelt. ----------------------------------------------- Once upon a lifetime, you find a friend. Someone that brings a smile to your face when you are feeling down. Someone who can look inside your soul and can see when you are hurting, even when you are hiding the pain away. Once upon a lifetime, you find a friend. Someone you can share your hopes and dreams with. Someone who is willing to help you get to the places you are trying to go. Once upon a lifetime, you find a friend. Someone you reminds you who you are, when you stop being yourself. Someone who will compliment you just to brighten your day. Once upon a lifetime, you find a friend. Someone who is always fun to be with. Someone who can make the day better, just by being there. Once upon a lifetime, you find a friend. Someone that you would give almost anything for. Someone who will always have your respect an
85 Things About Me
Where were you the day the Twin Towers Fell..... Heres what you do. Add your name and tell us where you were and what you were doing when you heard about the Twin Towers on September 11, 2001. See how many people really care about the USA. Copy and repost this as Where were you the day the Twin Towers Fell. 1. Sarah--I was in Tyler, Texas on my way to work. I was hoping it was wrong, but it wasn't. 2. Wendy ~ At work , on the ambulance 3. TXCHICA~~I was on my way to work. 4. Smoke Lovers United - I was at work..We were able to watch it on the break room television..It was my co-workers 50th BDAY .. big work party planned but we never celebrated..we just sat stairing at the TV with our mouths open. GOD BLESS THE USA AND THE FAMILYS WHO LOST SOMEONE THAT DAY 5. Earnhardt Country- I was in a U.S Histroy class. i was shocked. 6. REDNECK WOMAN- I WAS IN MY CAR LISTENING TO Z100 AND THEY SAID THAT THE NORTH TOWER WAS HIT BY A PLANE I THOUGHT IT WAS JOKE SO I SHUT OFF MY
Things To Make You Smile
GIRLS vs. GROWN WOMEN Wanna know the difference??? Girls leave their schedule wide-open and wait for a guy to call and make plans. Grown women make their own plans and nicely tell the guy to get in where he fits in. Girls want to control the man in their life. Grown women know that if he's truly hers, he doesn't need controlling. Girls check you for not calling them. Grown women are too busy to realize you hadn't. Girls try to put a man 'on lock' by using sex. Grown women know that it's the sex of the mental kind that makes a man want to 'lock' you down. Girls fake-moan, lay there and take the stabbing. Grown women say, "Just stop", get up, get dressed and walk out. Girls are afraid to be alone. Grown women revel in it--using it as a time for personal growth. Girls ignore the good guys. Grown women ignore the bad guys. Girls make you come. Grown women make you come home. Girls worry about not being pretty and/or good enough for their man. Gro
Things You Shouldn't Ask Woman
1are those real 2 do they talk back 3 show us/me your twins 4 age 5wieight 6 status 7 can i go home with you 8 will you babysit me 9 are you good in bed 10 do you have any hot friends
Thinking Of You
As I sit here thinking of you, I remember all the good times we had... once so passionate; now gone with the wind. The Love that once burned between us; is now dead! All that remains are two broken hearts and tears of pain and loneliness. It's hard for me not to cry as I sit here and remember the evening....the evening you broke my heart. We were on our way to being so much more! I think of all the time we could have still spent together, holding each other tight and telling one another how much we Loved each other. I remember in the past 5 years how there was nothing and no one that could tear us apart. We were so consumed in each other, so happy, so in all we have are the memories. Oh, how I Miss You! You will always have a part of my heart, but I could never Love the way I loved YOU! Always know I still Love You! By: Lucky to be Irish
5 Things You Never Knew Your Cell Phone Could Do....
FIRST EMERGENCY The Emergency Number worldwide for Mobile is 112. If you find yourself out of the coverage area of your mobile; network and there is an emergency, dial 112 and the mobile will search any existing network to establish the emergency number for you, and intrestingly this number 112 can be dialed even if the key pad is locked. Try it out. SECOND Have you locked your keys in the car? Does your car have remote key less entry? This may come in handy someday. Good reasons to own a cell phone. If you lock your keys in the car and spare keys are at home, call someone at home on their cell phone from your cell phone. Hold your cell phone about a foot from your car door and have the person at your home press the unlock button, holding it near the mobile phone on their end. Your car will unlock. Saves someone from having to drive your keys to you. Distance is no subject. You could be hundreds of miles away, and if you can reach someone who had the other"remote" for your car, you c
10 Things To Know About Me...
When I Am In The Car And I Find A Verse Of A Song I Love, I Will Rewind It And Sing It Over And Over And Over Again. I Have A Scar On The Outside And Inside Of My Upper Lip. I Had 7 Stitches Inside And 2 Outside. This Was All Caused By Getting Hit In The Face By A Shoe. I Spent Three Days And Two Nights In The Hospital Because I Got Bit By A Freakin Hamster. I Am A Loud Mouth When I Am Drunk. Did I Mention Loud? I Organize My Clothes By Color In My Closet. They Are Also Grouped By Long Sleeves, Short Sleeves, Tank Tops And Spaghetti Straps. Everything Tastes Better With Hot Sauce. I Try On At Least 5 Different Jackets Before I Get Out The Door. And I Usually End Up With The First One I Put On. I Ware My Rainbow Sandals Every Day. Even When It Is Raining. When I Write, I Bite My Lips. I Have To Wiggle My Foot To Fall Asleep. 10 Things I like about myself. 1st – I can be myself. I don’t put on a different face when I am around differe
Things Unsaid
Yes to the bottom of your Here in the middle of this Oh I can almost feel your Mmmm in the inside of your God I am nearly to the Oh can you tell that I am Oh I am nearly to the Please let me help you to the Oh God I must live inside your Please © All rights reserved
Things When You Have Sons
1. The Female always makes The Rules. 2. The Rules are subject to change at any time without prior notification. 3. No Male can possibly know all The Rules. 4. If the Female suspects the Male knows all The Rules, she must immediately change some or all of The Rules. 5. The Female is never wrong. 6. (If the Female is wrong, it is because of a flagrant misunderstanding which was a direct result of something the Male did or said wrong.) 7. (If Rule 6 applies, the Male must apologize immediately for causing the misunderstanding.) 8. The Female can change her mind at any given point in time. 9. The Male must never change his mind without express written consent from the Female. 10. The Female has every right to be angry or upset at any time. 11. The Male must remain calm at all times, unless the Female Wants him to be angry or upset. 12. The Female must under no circumstances let the Male know whether or not she wants him to be angry or upset.
Things About Me
First of all...I want to know where it says that a persons' blog cannot be private to their own eyes only? I wrote something in my own journal...for my eyes....and now I have a friend being pissy with me and saying I should not have posted it on Fubar. I give up trying to please everyone. I cannot even please myself really right now. I am trying to keep myself together.....and just seems no matter what I say or do someone takes it the wrong way. Why???? While I am at it....I am planning to hang out with my sis and niece this weekend and have a Lord of the Rings marathon since I have all 3 extended versions. So I will not be around on Fubar. I will be checking my yahoo email though. Anyone who wants....reach me at Not going to go into too much details. Something that should have ended (probably should never been started) sooner just has come to and end now. Time for healing needs to start now. It slowly has been for a while now...just needed
Things That Have Happen To Us
today is a sad day for all of us. for some its even more sad then it might be to others. i remember coming back from class on this day in 2001 my roommate told me not to turn off the news. i called my mom as i watched and was talkin to her about everything going on. it was sad. my roommate at the time had parents who worked on a base so she was scared. in chapel that day we were told we could stand up and pray outloud if we wanted to. so i did. i ask God to help my roommate in her time of fear i asked Him to watch over those who were scared and lost and for the families of all who had passed. my roommate when home that night to be with her family. well school was out and life went on. a year came around and i had started a job at a daycare. my mom and i took my dad to the doctor to take a sleep test. thats when we got the news of my aunt and cousin. we were told at the time that my cousin (3yrs of age) got out of her carseat (they can do that) and my aunt turned around still driving wa
Think About Me
I will be having surgery tomorrow and am asking all of my friends, family, and fans to think of me, say a prayer or all of the above. The nerves are starting to kick in since preop is over and done with. I know deep down that it will go well. I have such great friends on here I wanted to share. Someone will update when I am out. Have fun and I will miss you all!!! MY FRIENDS ROCK!!!! Much love......MUAHSSS SUGAHHH.....Sandi
Things To Know
I was just letting those of you who know that I am due in November on the 14th. So I will not be around in November for a while due to taking care of my newborn daughter and my pain in the butt son. Just thought that people would like to share in the good news with my and my family.
Things That Make You Say...hmmmm!
Paper cut on the fold of you pinky? or A piece of skin removed from cuticle on your pointer finger? Ouch!! to both!!! For me Pointer finger, I use it more Dam is hurts!! Keeped hurting it at every Isn't always like that? Just Love You Guys!!! 6 Truths of Life 1. You cannot touch all your teeth with your tongue. 2. All idiots, after reading the first truth, will try it. 3. And discover that The first truth is a lie. 4. You're smiling now because you're an idiot. 5. You soon will forward this to another idiot. 6. There's still a stupid smile on your face. I apologize about this. I'm an idiot and I needed company .... "WAS SENT TO ME" To love is to share life together to bu
Things That Hurt............
When you LOVE someone with all your Heart and they could CARELESS. Talkin to SOMEONE for months and then they just up and decide to STOP talkin to you with no EXPLANATION and wont give you one cause thier too damn STUBORN to fuckin GROW UP and act their age. (BE A MAN) or (WOMAN) When you ask SOMEONE how they FEEL about you and they AVOID that question and change the subject. Knowing that deep down even though he or she has done you so WRONG (MANY TIMES) in the past you still LOVE them and ALWAYS will. Knowing that if you EVER went back to him or her it would be the SAME old BULLSHIT. Knowing that you CONNECTED with someone and THEY KNOW that they connected with you but DONT do anything to PERSUE more. Knowing deep down that when he or she AVOIDS answering a QUESTION they think that thier SAVING you the PAIN and HEARTACHE but they`re NOT it just makes it that much WORSE. Knowing that you made an IMPACT on someones life and they just DROP you out of their LIFE alto
10 Thingsi Hate About You
I hate the way you talk to me And the way you cut your hair I hate the way you drive my car I hate it when you stare I hate your big dumb combat boots And the way you read my mind I hate you so much that it makes me sick It even makes makes rhyme I hate the way your always right I hate it when you lie I hate it when you make me laugh Even worse when you make me cry I hate the way that your not around Or the fact that you didn't call But mostly i hate the way i don't hate you Not even close not even a lil bit not even at all
Things Not To Do. Part 2.
bottom up as always... todays lesson: how NOT to start a conversation... aaron: sry ->KinkStar S...: get out and get laid ->KinkStar S...: no wonder you're on here looking for fucking cyber ->KinkStar S...: wow someone likes to be blocked doesn't he aaron: u wont suck it for me? ->KinkStar S...: learn to comprehend words and figure that shit out on your own aaron: wat u mean? ->KinkStar S...: dear, i take pictures what you do with your dick isnt my problem aaron: u dont want to do anythin wit it? ->KinkStar S...: am i supposed to? aaron: u dont care? aaron: im so hard ->KinkStar S...: hey aaron: hey baby yeah... how do you not figure out what i meant? Sin
Things For My Love...
we've not yet kissed but i feel like i've done it a thousand times your lips are so soft and inviting the taste of love is upon them to not yet kiss you is to invite madness in my dreams, i've kissed you often like rose petals your lips are so soft the ardor of our love intensifies with each new kiss, it grows stronger i never knew love could be so powerful the day i first kiss you will be the first day of my life i will have not lived until i see your eyes gaze longingly into mine then close, as we share our first kiss To My Love There are many thoughts and fantasies Wandering in my head. While I dream about you, And when I am asleep in my bed, I wish many things. I wish with no fear That right here beside me You would be here. I wish you could tell me In person every day Just how much you love me. And never would we say To go our separate ways. It would just break my heart To have to know That we were apart. A dream can go Where a wish ca
Why is it that with certain people we feel comfortable enough to "let down our hair" while with others your always angry around them? specially with divorced parents... your more comfortable around one than the other... I've noticed that I'm very laied back when im with one parent than with the other one... (im not specifying who out of respect for both) but i just dont understand why one treats me like an adult while the other one dont. i mean its almost as if one is happy ive grown up and the other dont ever want me to grow up. of course thats prolly parents for ya. One day i hope to understand why both parents cant be happy about their child... and why one parent disapproves of everything while the other looks at you and tells you "your an adult now... you make your own decisions but i ask you to make wise ones not ones you will regret later on in life". i also hope that one day i can win both parents respects and not be torn between them both because i love both my parents to
we all stop to think of what life has brought us.And we all keep thinking what could be different in our lives. always thinking of the days that have past and the days that lie ahead. if this is u please repost make love
Things All Men Should Know About Women
The Rules of Bedroom Golf 1. Each player shall furnish his own equipment for play. 2. Play on a course must be approved by the owner of the hole. 3. Unlike outdoor golf, the object is to get the club in the hole and keep the balls out. 4. For most effective play, the club should have a firm shaft. Course owners are permitted to check shaft stiffness before play begins. 5. Course owners reserve the right to restrict club length to avoid damage to the hole. 6. The object of the game is to take as many strokes as necessary until the course owner is satisfied that play is completed. Failure to do so may result in being denied permission to play the course again. 7. It is considered bad form to begin playing the hole immediately upon arrival at the course. The experienced player will normally take time to admire the entire course with special attention to well formed bunkers. 8. Players are cautioned not to mention other
The Things Kids Say....
Thinking Blog
DAMNIT I NEED SLEEP LOL N I CANT SLEEP HELP LMAO MY HEAD KILLIN ME AND IM STRESSED OUT I NEED TO GO GET REALLY DRUNK AND STAY THAT WAY A COUPLE DAYS LOL LORD HAVE MERCY IM BABBLING AGAIN OK IM DONE LOL my family just needs prayer , we were told today that my cousins one yr old daughter might have cancer in the lymph nodes in her neck. i raised her mother so this is really breakin my if u could please keep them in your prayers i would appericate it thank u all for reading this here is a pic of the baby and her parents kelly n adam - her mom n dad kayliegh my life is cursed with sadness and loneliness...i sit and ponder my tortured soul and cry why always me ,what have i done so wrong... as i look inward i slowly die more everyday as the empty sadness eats at my soul...seems the more i love, the more i lose....i think my soul is forever cursed to be in darkness .. only bright spot in my heart and soul is my childern... they always bring brightness
Thinking In Font.
10 Things I've Learned
16 THINGS THAT IT TOOK ME YEARS TO LEARN: by Dave Barry, Nationally Syndicated Columnist 1. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night. 2. If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will achieve, its full potential, that word would be "meetings." 3. There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness." 4. People who want to share their religious views with you never want you to share yours with them. 5. You should not confuse your career with your life. 6. Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance. 7. Never lick a steak knife. 8. The most destructive force in the universe is gossip. 9. You will never find anybody who can give you a clear and compelling reason why we observe daylight savings time. 10. You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests that you think she's pregnant unless you can see an actual baby emerging f
Things I Like
Your Element Is Air You dislike conflict, and you've been able to rise above the angst of the world. And when things don't go your way, you know they'll blow over quickly. Easygoing, you tend to find joy from the simple things in life. You roll with the punches, and as a result, your life is light and cheerful. You find it easy to adapt to most situations, and you're an open person. With you, what you see is what you get... and people love that! What's Your Element? Lagwagon Bye For Now Lyrics *** Complimentary Bye For Now Ringtone *** Here comes the day I see my friends far away, When I grow up inside what will happen to me? The city sights the business types, I can see but where are you? Bye for now. Didn't mean to let you down, Didn't mean to drive you away. Bye for now! Now that your not around, So many things I'd like to say! See here I think I've found the missing link, The piece that holds us together. If I had my way I'd here you say t
I'm sitting here, on the 18th story of this building, looking out over the sea of land, watching as people move back and forth, going about their lives, and i wonder... are we all just alike or are we so different? we fight, cuss, scream, and kill each other so are we really all that different? then i shrug and just watch as life passes me by content to just be a spector to the grand scheme of things. Music is good for the soul. It can discribe what you cant put into words. It helps you to discribe what you cant find the words to discribe. its amazing what a simple song can make others understand about your feelings. Some songs can make others look at you like you have lost your mind. but if you actually listen to them and take the time to actually think about what the songs actually mean then you will realize that some songs talk about life and discribe how some people see life, and that some things they say are actually true about life. Some Love songs help you say what you ca
The Things That Make You Smile Blog
Subject: Fake vs Real friends FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food. REAL FRIENDS: is the reason you have no food. FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr / Mrs REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM FAKE FRIENDS: bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong REAL FRIENDS: Would sit next to you saying 'Dawg ... we screwed up... but that was fun!' FAKE FRIENDS: never seen you cry REAL FRIENDS: cry with you FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back REAL FRIENDS: keep your stuff so long they forget it's yours FAKE FRIENDS: know a few things about you REAL FRIENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you FAKE FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say 'I'M HOME!' FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile REAL FRIENDS: Are for life
Thinking Again
36 Things
OU'RE ON MY FRIENDS LIST, I WANNA KNOW YOU...I want to know 36 things about you. I don't care if we never talk, never liked each other, or if we already know everything about each other. Short and sweet is fine...You're on my list, so I want to know you better! BE HONEST COPY FROM HERE THEN SEND DIRECTLY TO ME IN A MESSAGE THEN, REPOST THE EMPTY QUESTIONS AS A BULLETIN. 1.)Q. Can you cook? 1.)A.yes 2.)Q. What was your dream growing up? 2.)A. to be a doctor 3.)Q. What talent do you wish you had? 3.)A.invisablity 4.)Q. If I bought you a drink what would it be? 4.)A. a wett pussy prolly or a shot of crown 5.)Q. Favorite vegetable? 5.)A.corn /raw carrots 6.)Q. What was the last book you read? 6.)A. what to expect when ur expecting 7.)Q. What zodiac sign are you ? 7.) a fish 8.)Q. Any Tattoos and/or Piercings? 8.)A.yes 9.)Q. Worst Habit? 9.)A. i smoke 10.)Q. If you saw me walking down the street would you offer me a ride? 10.)A
Think Of Tha "word" Love
It's a word we use every day, but do we really know what it means? The conotations are astronomical. We love each other, or pets, the shoes we just bought, our parents and the list gos on. But what does it realy mean? Is it an expression of sexual desire? Is it a way of comunicating to our other half just how we feel about them. Do you tell your pet gold fish you love them and in the same breath, tell your spouse or best friend you love them to? Please! Sombody tell me , where do you make the distinction of true love, and how do you expressit.?
Things I've Learned While Living In Kentucky
OK- IF IM FORGETTING ANYTHING, FEEL FREE TO ADD.. "'Possums" sleep in the middle of the road with their feet in the air. There are 5,000 types of snakes and 4,998 live in Kentucky . There are 10,000 types of spiders. All 10,000 live in Kentucky plus a couple no one's seen before. If it grows, it sticks; if it crawls, it bites. Onced and twiced are words. It is not a shopping cart; it is a buggy. People actually grow and eat okra. Fixinto is one word. There is no such thing as "lunch." There is only dinner and then there is supper. Iced tea is appropriate for all meals and you start drinking it when you're two. We do like a little tea with our sugar! Backards and forwards means "I know everything about you." "DJeet?" is actually a phrase meaning "Did you eat?" You don't have to wear a watch because it doesn't matter what time it is. You work until you're done or it's too dark to see. You don't PUSH buttons, you MASH them. YOU KNOW YOU
Things Not Related To Monty Python | Or Things I Stole | Who Cares.
Your Pirate Name Is... Arch-Pirate Left Eye Louis What's Your Pirate Name? Ok people. Heres my issue. I added someone last night in one of my random point gathering phantom raids. This is the shoutbox conversation i just finished with this person. ...BBW... ...: bye* ...BBW... ...: ok fime u r teh one send me a friend request!! not me soo i was teying to be nice!!! so fine fuck u and byr ->|| Wicked ...: Your* even. More clear? ->|| Wicked ...: You man. Doesnt mean a hill of shit. If he's an ass and you deal with it...thats your own lifetime movie. Im here for entertainment. If youre an ass. Fine. Great. Good for you. Glad you can join the club. But your ability to deal with me....being relative to your ability to handle someone i dont know. Doesnt mean anything. ->|| Wicked ...: Hold on. Let me make this more clear. ->|| Wicked ...: Oh. I guess i wasnt clear. ...BBW... ...: I'm an ass too! ...BBW... ...: i read ur profile i have a man the ios an a
Q. What is streaming audio? A. Streaming means that the audio starts playing as soon as the user triggers it, even if it hasn't downloaded yet. The alternative would be to download the entire audio file to your hard drive prior to listening to it. Q. Why add streaming audio to a website? A. The reasons are limited to your imagination, but common reasons include previewing music, adding commentary to your site, helping users navigate the site, making your site accessible to the blind and just making your site stand out from the crowd. Sites with audio can be "stickier" in that users will spend more time there. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q. What are some of the solutions that are available to me? A. Common technologies are powered by either Sun Java, Active X or player based solutions such as Windows Media Player, Quicktime or
Things That Go Hump In The Night
A haunted hotel and a lascivious ghost with a freakishly long tongue… it’s not quite Nancy Drew Dana sped along the motorway at over seventy miles an hour. If she kept up driving at this pace, in this state of mind, she’d crash, she warned herself. But she needed to get away where no one would find her. She couldn’t go home – Bruce had probably already started leaving messages on her answering machine, trying to make up for his big mistake. She was hearing none of it. She’d arrived early at Bruce’s flat with strawberries and wine, only to find him in bed boinking a slut with a tattoo of a unicorn on her bum. She’d fled his flat, but not before grabbing the expensive bottle of Shiraz she’d found on his kitchen table. She wanted to find a secret place where she could drown her sorrows at the bottom of many glasses of red wine. Her entire life was in shambles. Bruce had cheated on her. Again. She hated her job, but she was too lazy
Thinking Out Loud
How could life get any better? That is the question I ask myself this morning, I have a great son a wonderful husband that has shown me how much he cares for me in the past couple days. A great job that is slow at the moment but still a good one. Noone could come in and mess up my marriage or happy home even if they wanted to but I am not worried any longer just living one day at a time and being proud to have a husband as wonderful as mine who loves and cares for me and I know now that nothing will ever change that.
Thinking Of You
Its 2am I can't sleep, I'm thinking of you, wanting you, wishing you were here with me so I could kiss you touch you, feel the warmth of your body next to mine. I start to imagine that you are here with me I throw the covers aside and run my hands under my t-shirt over my stomach to my breast, cupping one in each hand thinking of how it feels when you're touching me. I move my thumbs over my nipples they are starting to get hard, I pinch and roll them between my finger and thumbs until they are really hard and aching. letting one hand continue to knead and tease there, I run the other back down between my legs moving my thighs apart and slipping my fingers into the wetness there, I'm so hot there that my fingers feel almost cold as they seek out my sweet spot. I close my eyes and think of the last time we were together, as I make gentle circles over it. Imagining that its your mouth and tongue there working their magic, slow at first letting the pleasurable sensation build, I move my o
Things That Make You Think Blog
This is true...check it out on Latest Drug in Middle School - 'Dusting' First, I'm going to tell you a little about me and my family. My name is Jeff. I am a Police Officer for a city which is known nationwide for it's crime rate. We have a lot of gangs and drugs. At one point we were # 2 in the nation in homicides per capita. I also have a police K-9 named Thor. He was certified in drugs and general duty. He retired at 3 years old because he was shot in the line of duty. He lives with us now and I still train with him because he likes it. I always liked the fact that there was no way to bring drugs into my house. Thor wouldn't allow it. He would tell on you. The reason I say this is so you understand that I know about drugs. I have taught in schools about drugs. My wife asks all our kids at least once a week if they used any drugs. Makes them promise they won't. I like building computers occasionally and started building a new one in February 2005. I al
Things I Gotta Say
Whenever things wind down here at work I often turn and gaze thoughtfully out the window. The other day someone stopped and asked my why I was staring out the window what was there to look at. I turned to him and asked what he saw. His answer was the factory and the parking lot. So I told him what I see when I look out the window. I told him that I see the whole world, everywhere I've ever wanted to go and everything I've ever wanted to do. I see everyone I've ever known and everyone I hope to meet. I see the places that I've been and ponder where I'm going. I see my past and guess at my future. Its all out there. Finally I turned back to the window and I said that sadly most people never see beyond the parking lot.... -CM Well we just got the bomb dropped from the Beloved Rick Wagner. General Motors is closing the Plant here in Moraine Ohio as well as three other plants. The mood is very dark and sober here at Moraine Assembly as 2000 of us know that we are going to
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Think About It
A time comes in your life when you finally get it... When in the midst of all your fears and insanity you stop dead in your tracks and somewhere, the voice inside your head cries out - ENOUGH! Enough fighting and crying, or struggling to hold on. And, like a child quieting down after a blind tantrum, your sobs begin to subside, you shudder once or twice, you blink back your tears and through a mantle of wet lashes, you begin to look at the world through new eyes. This is your awakening... You realize that it's time to stop hoping and waiting for something to change, or for happiness, safety and security to come galloping over the next horizon. You come to terms with the fact that there is no Prince Charming or Cinderella and that in the real world, there aren't always fairy tale endings (or beginnings for that matter) and that any guarantee of "happily ever after" must begin with you and in the process, a sense of serenity is born of acceptance. You awaken to the
Things I Made
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When your just about ready to give up what do you do? Some people think of the positive out looks and some just try to make it better..If it wasn't for my niece i think i would give up on life..To me it seems i can not please any1. Some how some way i all ways let someone down.My worst fear is that my mom will die and she won't have me there..My mome lives in Alberta,Canada and she is my life and my world with out her i wouldn't have nothing. I was born on my mom's 20th b-day. June 10th of 1987! When i was born i was not breathing. The dr's had to do CPR on me and i was stuck in an inkubator. They realized i was not ready to come out. My lungs were not fully developed yet. Since i was born i have had alot of things wrong with me. i am allergic to over 110 things. i have atopicdertatitse i have really bad asthma and i found out in august that i have sist on both of my overies..And i'm also a risk for cancer just like my mom. I wonder why i seem to get teased alot and get put down by ppl
Things Girls Want Guys To Know
Things To Ponder
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle? Why is the show called unsolved mysteries? if they were solved they wouldn't be mysteries. Why is it said that an alarm clock is going off when really its coming on? Why did Sally sell seashells on the seashore when you can just pick them up anyway? In libraries, do they put the bible in the fiction or non-fiction section? Why are both of Spongebob's parents round like sea sponges while he is square like a kitchen sponge? Does a two-humped camel store more water than a one-humped camel? If they have angel food cake on earth, do they have people food cake in heaven? Why do you put two cents in when its only a penny for your thoughts? You know the signs on restaurant doors? No Shirt, No Shoes, No Service? what if someone goes in with No Pants? Would the restaurant still have to serve them? If an African elephant comes to America, is it an African-American elephant? If a doctor suddenly died while doing s
50 Things Women Should Know
Body: 50 things guys wish women knew; Universal guy truths that all women should understand: 1. Express yourself. It makes us proud, even if someone thinks you're wrong. 2. You look hot in running shoes and shorts. And that top thingy with the stripes. 3. Bare, tan shoulders are underrated. 4. If you think I’m speeding now, you should see me drive when you're not in the car. 5. If you're truly interested in us, don't play hard to get. 6. Shopping is a chore, not an activity. 7. When I screw up, go ahead and tell me--once. 8. No question need ever be asked through a closed bathroom door if I'm inside. I love you less with each syllable you utter. 9. I'm hot for you, not your sister or your friend or your coworker. 10. My guy friends. Not only are they not negotiable, they’re your best sign that I’m not a whack job. 11. Don't be afraid to ditch the makeup. Natural is sexier. 12. Leave the eyebrows alone. Pluck
Thinking Of You
Well its Thursday! Almost the weekend! Just wanted to wish everyone a good morning..:) The contest is going good so far, with absolutely no drama! Thank you all, and here you go..:) Touch the Darkness @
Things That Keep Me Awake
Ok everyone... this is my first ever blog, and I think I screwed up a few things figuring this out. Anyway, here I go ... It's after noon now and I really needed to be asleep 3 hours ago. There is an email that is supposed to be coming out at work today announcing some bad newws regarding some offshoring of (a currentlly unknown percentage) our current accounts. I won't go into detail as it is really not your problem, and I'm not asking for advice. I just feel the need to send some well wishes out to a few people that believe they will be effected by it. So, if it please my lady on this morn of the full moon, I ask you to watch over those in my thoughts today. And I'll keep my fingers crossed as well, just in case :) Good luck everyone!
Things I Write
A long time ago our kind forsaken by god lived in the darkness the shadow of this world but in peace. Over 1000 of years unaware that times where changing One day while we been sleeping till night arrived, we were attacked, many of our enemy and us had there loses. Now we are in eternal war with the living. As we walk in the shadow of the night we will hunt you and revenge the nameless sisters and brothers. Pain we do not feel but hate rules! as long as our kind exists we will hunt you down. Fear we do not have and hate will give us strength Revenge the nameless can't have, our hate will be the revenge for the ones we lost. Our clan is our kind together we will drink your blood, feed on what keeps u alive till darkness overcomes the earth and we shall rule again. By D.R MY LOST SOUL Autumn mornings (my lost soul). Almost soundless just the crows upon the sky Watch them, ...see how they fly This feeling is just right Fills m
30 Things A Man Should Know About Their Women!!!
30 things a guy should know: This was written by a guy who has had years of experiance. 1. Whatever you do, don't just show up at their house...they run around in their underwear just like we do. 2. DON'T CHEAT ON THEM. It may seem foolproof, but girls tell each other everything about everything. Trust me, they WILL find out and you will be mud. 3. Beware of every single male relative and all guy friends. Any of them would kick your ass at the drop of a hat, and a lot of them wouldn't even wait for the damn hat. 4. NEVER miss an opportunity to tell them they're beautiful. 5. DON'T refuse to kiss in front of your friends. If they laugh at you, it's because they're jealous. 6. If they slap you hard, you deserved it. 7. Don't be afraid to touch them if you want to. If they're going out with you in the first place, it's because they like being in your arms. 8. If you don't sleep with them, DO NOT tell your friends that you did. 8.5 If you DO sleep with them, DON
24 Things To Remeber
24 Things to Always Remember. . . and One Thing to Never Forget 1. Your presence is a present to the world. 2. You're unique and one of a kind. 3. Your life can be what you want it to be. 4. Take the days just one at a time. 5. Count your blessings, not your troubles. 6. You'll make it through whatever comes along. 7. Within you are so many answers. 8. Understand, have courage, be strong. 9. Don't put limits on yourself. 10. So many dreams are waiting to be realized. 11. Decisions are too important to leave to chance. 12. Reach for your peak, your goal, and your prize. 13. Nothing wastes more energy than worrying. 14. The longer one carries a problem, the heavier it gets. 15. Don't take things too seriously. 16. Live a life of serenity, not a life of regrets. 17. Remember that a little love goes a long way. 18. Remember that a lot . . . goes forever.
Thingz That Make You Go Hmmmmmmmmmmm
At first I thought this was funny...then I realized the awful truth of it. Be sure to read all the way to the end! Tax his land, Tax his bed, Tax the table At which he's fed. Tax his tractor, Tax his mule, Teach him taxes Are the rule. Tax his cow, Tax his goat, Tax his pants, Tax his coat. Tax his ties, Tax his shirt, Tax his work, Tax his dirt. Tax his tobacco, Tax his drink, Tax him if he Tries to think. Tax his cigars, Tax his beers, If he cries, then Tax his tears. Tax his car, Tax his gas, Find other ways To tax his ass Tax all he has Then let him know That you won't be done Till he has no dough. When he screams and hollers, Then tax him some more, Tax him till He's good and sore. Then tax his coffin , Tax his grave, Tax the sod in Which he's laid. Put these words upon his tomb, " Taxes drove me to my doom..." When he's gone, Do not relax, Its time to apply The inheritance tax. Accounts Receivable Tax Bui
Things I Hate
Things Women Will Never Understand
Men are a misunderstood lot, which all in all is probably for the best. Women are better off not knowing that we eat with our hands the minute they leave the room or that we use their nail clippers to trim our nose hair. Better for them, better for us. Still, it's annoying that women spend more time and money trying to understand the minds of cats than they do wondering about what makes men tick. Which is why they'll never understand... 1. Our consuming need to own the biggest and most expensive version of just about everything. Our compulsive desire to drive off-road vehicles in cities and use corkscrews that resemble off-shore drilling equipment is well documented. As marketing targets, men are suckers for terms like "professional" or "industrial strength", because inside every man is the germ of every profession he ever imagined himself one day excelling at. Most of these purchases are harmless, little more than childish wish fulfillment played out at a higher testosterone l
37 Things A Girl Should Know
1. Guys are more emotional then you think, if they loved you at one point, it'll take them a lot longer then you think to let you go, and it hurts every second that they try. 2. Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about. 3. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile. 4. Guys will do anything just to get you to notice him. 5. Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend or ex love-interest. Unless they're goin for the let-her-complain-to-you-and-then-have-her-realize-how-wonderful-and-nice-you-are method. 6. A guy who likes you wants to be the only guy you talk to. 7. Boyfriends need to be reassured often that they're still loved. 8. Guys are more emotional than they'd like people to think. 9. Giving a guy a hanging message like "You know what?!..uh...nevermind.." would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what you are thinking. And he'll assume he did something wrong and he'll o
30 Things You'd Never Think To Ask
1. EVER BEEN GIVEN AN ENGAGEMENT Ring? Yes last year 2. LONGEST relationship? 8 years 3. LAST GIFT YOU RECEIVED? Microsoft Wireless Laser Desktop 4000 mouse and keyboard for my birthday. 4. EVER DROPPED A CELL PHONE? Yes 5. WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU WORKED OUT? 2 months ago 6. THING(S) YOU SPEND A LOT OF MONEY ON? Computer stuff 7. LAST FOOD YOU ATE? Chocolate Monkey trial mix with chocolate covered peanuts, chocolate chips, cashews, banana chips, and coconut. 8. FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX? Eyes and smile 9. ONE FAVORITE SONG? Sick Puppies-All The Same 10. WHERE DO YOU LIVE? Pittsburgh 11. High school YOU ATTENDED: Northgate 12. CELL PHONE SERVICE PROVIDER: T-Mobile 13. FAVORITE MALL STORE: Fashion Bug and Spencers 14. LONGEST JOB YOU HAD: Cashier at Kuhns Market 15. DO YOU OWN A PAIR OF DICE? Yes 16. DO YOU PRANK CALL PEOPLE?: No 17. LAST WEDDING YOU ATTENDED: Neighbor's son 18. FIRST FRIEND YOU'D CALL IF YOU WON T
37 Things A Woman Should Know About Us Men!
1.Guys are more emotional then you think, if they loved you at one point, it'll take them a lot longer then you think to let you go, and it hurts every second that they try. 2. Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about. 3. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile. 4. Guys will do anything just to get you to notice him. 5. Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend or ex love-interest. Unless they're goin for the let-her-complain-to-you-and-then-have-her-realize-how-wonderful-and-nice-you-are method. 6. A guy who likes you wants to be the only guy you talk to. But ladies we dont expect that! 7. Boyfriends need to be reassured often that they're still loved. 8. Guys are more emotional than they'd like people to think. 9. Giving a guy a hanging message like "You know what?!..uh...nevermind.." would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what you are thinking. And he'll assume he
Things That Make You Go Hmmm
I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes. Garden Rule: When weeding, the best way to make sure you are removing a weed and not a valuable plant is to pull on it. If it comes out of the ground easily, it is a valuable plant. The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement. Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway. Have you noticed since everyone has a camcorder these days no one talks about seeing UFOs like they used to? In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal. How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire? Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink whatever comes out?" Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken there? I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes
Things That Irritate Me
'With hurricanes, tornados, fires out of control, mud slides, flooding, severe thunderstorms tearing up the country from one end to another, and with the threat of bird flu and terrorist attacks, are we sure this is a good time to take God out of the Pledge of Allegiance?' still havent been able to hook up and talk to my friend WAYNE.. Iknow he has be with his mother just still egar to talk with i know this sound silly but hope he reads this and know i still would like to talk with him...just bord and thought i post a blog Been waiting patiently for this photo crap to be fix really started to irritate me. i made a new picture albam and the damn thin merged with my default page grrrrrrrrrrrrrr....banging my head on the keyboard
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Ok was thinking of seelin bunch of stuff an just movin not much working out for me were i live now an i need a change always wanted to move out of state but to scared to b honest but maybe i should ne ways what do ya think should do i have no job rit enow wich sux big time not gf no kids not much holdin me back if u think its good idea give me ur input would liek that very much thanks later..
Things I Hate...
Tell me why? Why do people STILL wear spandex? Why do dumb people always do all the taling? Why does it rain RIGHT after you spend an eternity on your hair and makeup? Why do the department stores sell you LAST seasons clothes? Why do men think that size doesn't matter? Why do men like lesbians until there are two real life lesbians near them and then they gross out? If they like lesbians why don't they like gay men? Why do men think that we ALL like to go to those male stripper bars and have some greasy smelly disgusting watse of sperm shake his crotch in our face? Why does it take for fucking EVER to get through the drive thru at a bank...Shouldn't it be faster than going inside? Why do old lady boobs look like two little oranges in pantyhose? Why do men refer to sporting events as if they ACTUALLY know the players or that they themselves are on the team...."If we lose this game that means we won't go to the playoffs and our season is over..." WTF?!!!
10 Things To Do To Keep Yourself Occupied While Your Gf Is Shopping At Walmart
1. Grab some boxes of condoms and put them in other peoples carts when they are not looking. 2. Go the to clock isle, and set all the alarm clocks to go off within 5 minutes of each other. 3. Move the Wet Floor signs to a carpeted area. 4. Hide in the clothes racks, and wait until someone walks by, then wiggle the hangers and say in a strange voice, "Buy me Buy me". 5. Impersonate a Walmart employee and give people directions to the wrong Isle. 6. Go into the changing room and put on a moo moo, then come back out and ask someone if this moo moo makes your ass look to fat. 7. Go into the changing rooms wait for 10 minutes then yell, "WHERES THE TOLIET PAPER?" 9. Bring a bra up to a walmart employee and ask if they have it in a size smaller then an A-Cup. 10. Go into the toy isle, and locate the loudest toys they got, and press as many buttons as you can within a minute and walk away.
Think On These Thing
Keep it [your soul] then in patience, in love, in gentleness, in kindness . . . For these are indeed the fruits of the spirit . . . And remember, a kindness sometimes consists in denying as well as granting those activities in associations with thy fellow man. Edgar Cayce Reading 5322-1 MySpace Comments Everything you see happening is the consequence of that which you are. Dr. David Hawkins MySpace Comments Best friends... it happens. > When I was little, I used to believe in the concept of one best > friend, and then I started to become a woman. > > And then I found out that if you allow your heart to open up, God > would show you the best in many friends. > > One friend is needed when you're going through things with your man. > Another friend is needed when you're going through things with your > mom. > Another will sit beside you in the bleachers as you delight in your > children and their activities. >
Things That Just Make Me Mad
here is a day of days were i am here at 1am an god i wanna go back to sleep , when i write its cuz there is no one else to talk too , so this week was the wrost week r better day but why do all u ppl have drama with each other its a chat place were we just come to say hi , say what we want an be part of the norm , this one dont like that one this one said that an too take a side cant really say now , but to have hate an then u decide to , really lets get it over all this drama an have fun , here what i ahave to say just let it go , just let it go well what can i say its 1am
Things That I Do When I'm Pissed
What is a MUMM? MuMMs (Make up My Mind) are polls which allow the fubar community to help you make up your mind...just like asking a bartender at a bar a question! Inappropriate content will be deleted. How do I make a MUMM? Click on the “MuMMs” link under the “My” drop down menu at the top left of your page or look for the “My MuMMs” tab at the center of your homepage. Next click on the yellow “create a mumm” link and follow the prompts. ANY adult or inappropriate content will be deleted. What is considered NSFW (Not Safe for Work)? A photo is deemed NSFW if it is: • Explicitly sexual in nature (suggestive) and includes real photos, cartoon drawings, and all styles of animations • Overtly tasteless • Slandering to any person or ethnicity Ok everyone, I know I’m beating a dead horse, But did you know that even if your mumm is something simple such asking if it is hard to find female clown faces, it can be flagged then deleted. I’m still wondering how it is - • Ex
Things That Are On My Mind
You're in my blood, and I can't help but love you Don't pull away, I tell you that I love you Have I been cursed, to walk this earth without you You're in my blood, now I can't live without you Just take my hand, I can go no place without you Come a little bit closer, I'd never ever hurt you Am I the one, to never ever feel your love Slowly I'm learning, why my heart is burning Through the dark nights, how we loved, I can't live without you I want to look, and feel your touch, I must be dreaming, Slowly I'm learning, why my heart is burning If you've got love in your sights Watch out, love bites When you make love, do you look in the mirror? Who do you think of, does she look like me? Do you tell lies and say that it's forever? Do you think twice, or just touch 'n' see? When you're alone, do you let go? Are you wild 'n' willin' or is it just for show? c'mon I don't want you to touch me too much baby 'Cos making love to me might drive you cr
8things That Really Turn Men On!
Things Go Wrong
When things go wrong as they sometimes will; When the road you're trudging seems all uphill; When the funds are low, and the debts are high And you want to smile, but have to sigh; When care is pressing you down a bit - Rest if you must, but do not quit. Success is failure turned inside out; The silver tint of the clouds of doubt; And you can never tell how close you are It may be near when it seems so far; So stick to the fight when you're hardest hit - It's when things go wrong that you must not quit.
Things To Think About ?
Things to think about? These are only my thoughts but if you think they might have some bearing on your life then thay just might be.I probably piss off some people but oh well! There is an old saying " if you truely love something set it free and if it comes back it was ment to be": MY THOUGHT:if it where ment to be you would not have given up in the first place.sometimes we get into a place that we think the other person would be better off with out you or what can you offer this person,alot of this is brought on by society. TRUTH:in reality the thing is we leave the other person because someone else came along and showed intrest and we wanted to check it out and the reason is we go back is because we found out that they where not all that cracked up to be and you might be stupid enough to fall for the bullshit we tell you. The biggest thing i myself have even abused is "i love you": MY THOUGHT:this is a word that should mean something,it represents feeli
Things To Think About 2
Things to think about 2 These are only my thoughts but if you think they might have some bearing on your life then thay just might be. Skinny women vs. b.b.w: MY THOUGHT:my prefferance is larger women because i like to hug and to me a larger woman tend to have better attitudes.not saying all skinny woman have bad attitudes but they tend to be more attentive on there appearence than anything else. TRUTH:Sociaty can be to blame due to all the adds,t.v.,people.people tend to look down on someone that does not look like them,we all look different on the outside but that does not mean that we don't desire the same things in Roman times it was considered that a larger woman was more sexy than a skinny woman.Greece considered a larger woman a good bearer of in history it is known that a larger woman was worshiped over skinny, but in this day and age sociaty tends to think we should all look alike but what type of world would it be if that where so.
Things That Go Bump In The Night...
Well, Since I need to get back into my writing, What type of writing shall I do.. Hmmm.. Well, Halloween is falling upon us so I guess I shall write a ghost story for you all.. I hope you enjoy it as much as do and Pleasant Dreams.. Dave just moved to a new town with his parents as they settled into their new apartment. Dave looked out to the window when he noticed a boy about his age playing in the joint back yard. He walks out there to find the boy playing with a paper air plane. He appeared to be Dave's age.. 8 or 9 years old. Short brown hair, deep blue eyes, and wearing a denim blue jumper outfit. It was dirty and rugged but Dave didnt care. Dave approached the boy as he wore a smile on his face. The other turned and saw Dave as he was making his way towards. The child smiled as well as he stopped all that he was doing. Soon they both started to talk and introduce each other. The other boy's name was name Billy.. And soon Billy and dave quickly became friends.. Dave would ru
45 Things A Girl Won't Ask For, But Wants
The Medium by Virginia Heffernan Sunny days! The earliest episodes of “Sesame Street” are available on digital video! Break out some Keebler products, fire up the DVD player and prepare for the exquisite pleasure-pain of top-shelf nostalgia. Just don’t bring the children. According to an earnest warning on Volumes 1 and 2, “Sesame Street: Old School” is adults-only: “These early ‘Sesame Street’ episodes are intended for grown-ups, and may not suit the needs of today’s preschool child.” Say what? At a recent all-ages home screening, a hush fell over the room. “What did they do to us?” asked one Gen-X mother of two, finally. The show rolled, and the sweet trauma came flooding back. What they did to us was hard-core. Man, was that scene rough. The masonry on the dingy brownstone at 123 Sesame Street, where the closeted Ernie and Bert shared a dismal basement apartment, was deteriorating. Cookie Monster was on a fast track to diabetes. Oscar’s depression was untreated. Prozacky El
Things I've Won!!
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Things That Bug Me.........
that horrible squeak styrofoam coolers make when they're in your back floorboard. that may be the single most annoying noise in history. although i hear air-raid sirens were kinda shitty....... people who use a public restroom but don't flush the toilet. this is especially harsh after you've dropped a deuce. i know bathrooms are really dirty places, just use your foot to flush like i do. nobody wants to get splash-up of your pee......... for a race that always bitches and complains about intolerance and racism, black people are awfully intolerant. the worst is they can be that way with their own people just because their skin is too dark, or even worse......too light. and don't EVEN get me started about how they feel about homosexuals....... people who don't know what the fast lane is for. if someone comes up behind you, kindly move over into the other lane as soon as you safely can. even if you're going over the speed limit, be nice and get the f**k outta the way. and if you
~things I Love About U/us~
Entry for November 07, 2007~ZERO balance as of yesterday!!!~ magnify for T/those W/who really& know me, either through asking or just standing by me and having my trust and my back, IT'S here as of yesterday, jsut got off the phone and i got a ZERO balance and now it's crunch and waiting time for the real answer to come through to release me to myMaster's FULL abilities and freedom to do with and what He wishes with what's His as i have willingly given to Him over 4 years ago, Thank You myMaster for all Your patience and Love in waiting for this simple slavegirl of Yours all this time,.Thank you mylil' lei sis for your help in these final days to help make this process happen that much more sooner than it mighta took. Not only for *this* will you be forever in my heart of hearts but you will all ways be *that* special special sis* to me FOREVER no matter *what* jsut cause you are who and what you are to me and also to U/us. Thank Y/you B/both, thank Y/you, Thank Y/you!!!!! Also th
Things I Hav To Say!!
37 Things Girls Don't Know
1. Guys are more emotional then you think, if they loved you at one point, it'll take them a lot longer then you think to let you go, and it hurts every second that they try. 2. Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about. 3. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile. 4. Guys will do anything just to get you to notice him. 5. Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend or ex love-interest. Unless they're goin for the let-her-complain-to-you-and-then-have-her-realize-how-wonderful-and-nice-you-are method. 6. A guy who likes you wants to be the only guy you talk to. 7. Boyfriends need to be reassured often that they're still loved. 8. Guys are more emotional than they'd like people to think. 9. Giving a guy a hanging message like "You know what?!..uh...nevermind.." would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what you are thinking. And he'll assume he did something wrong and he'll o
Thinking? Me? Yikes!
This is something we are all encountering when we have to make calls for information or service, whether it be the mail order house or the health care provider or the computer company. We just have to be patient and try to understand what they are telling us and keepa smile on our face. By the time you read through this YOU WILL UNDERSTAND TENJOOBERRYMUDS... In order to continue getting-by in America (our home land), we all need to learn the NEW English language! Practice by reading the following conversation until you are able to understand the term "TENJOOBERRYMUDS". With a little patience, you'll be able to fit right in with the growing trend!!! Now, here goes... The following is a telephone exchange between a hotel guest and room-service: Room Service (RS): "Morrin. Roon sirbees." Guest (G): "Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service." RS: " Rye . Roon sirbees...morrin! Joowish to oddor sunteen???" G: "Uh..... Yes, I'd like to order bacon
Things Learned...
Things I've learned in kindergarten that are still useful today: - share your food. - play fair. - don't hit people. - put things back where you found them. - don't create mess. - don't use crayons on the wall. - don't take things that aren't yours. - say sorry when you hurt somebody. - flush. - warm cookies and cold milk are good for you. - live a balanced life. - learn, play, enjoy, sing, dance. - beware of strangers. and most of all... When you go out of the real world, make sure someone is holding your hand. (",)
Things I Believe In!
In June of 2004, Victory Junction Gang Camp proudly opened its doors! The Camp was founded by Kyle and Pattie Petty, in honor of their son Adam. In 1999, after participating in a motorcycle ride to Camp Boggy Creek in Florida, the Petty family felt inspired to build a camp in North Carolina. Surrounded by beautiful hardwood forests, Victory Junction Gang Camp is located in the Piedmont Triad of North Carolina. The Camp was built on 72 acres that were generously donated by Richard and Lynda Petty. Victory Junction Gang Camp has a racing theme with the sights, sounds, look and feel of a race track! The Camp is comprised of 44 buildings, including the Goody's Body Shop medical center, the Hendrick Motorsports Fuel Stop dining hall, the Silver Theater, the Kyle Petty Charity Ride Across America water park, Adam's Race Shop, the Michael Waltrip Operation Marathon Sportscenter, Jessie's Horse Power Garage and much more! The Victory Junction Gang Camp is a member of the Association of
Things I Support
20 Things
TWENTY THINGS TO REMEMBER 1. Faith is the ability to not panic. 2. If you worry, you didn't pray. If you prayed, don't worry. 3. As a child of God, prayer is kinda like calling home every day. 4. Blessed are the flexible, for they shall not be bent out of shape. 5. When we get tangled up in our problems, be still. God wants us to be still so He can untangle the knot. 6. Do the math. Count your blessings. 7. God wants spiritual fruit, not religious nuts. 8. Dear God: I have a problem. It's me. 9. Silence is often misinterpreted, but never misquoted. 10. Laugh every day - it's like inner jogging. 11. The most important things in your home are the people. 12. Growing old is inevitable, growing up is optional. (Preach it!) 13. There is no key to happiness. The door is always open. Come on in. 14. A grudge is a heavy thing to carry. 15. He who dies with the most toys is still dead. 16. We do not remember days but moments. Life moves too fast
The Things We Do...
" Think And I Write My Feeling Down " So Here Is My Feeling's On Love
Think Before You Think
Things To Think About
There was a blind girl who hated herself because she was blind. She hated everyone, except her loving boyfriend. He was always there for her.She told her boyfriend, 'If I could only see the world, I would marry you.' One day, someone donated a pair of eyes to her. When the bandages came off, she was able to see everything, including her boyfriend. He asked her, 'Now that you can see the world, will you marry me?' The girl looked at her boyfriend and saw that he was blind. The sight of his closed eyelids shocked her. She hadn't expected that. The thought of looking at them the rest of her life led her to refuse to marry him. Her boyfriend left her in tears and days later wrote a note to her saying: 'Take good care of your eyes, my dear, for before they were yours, they were mine.' This is how the human brain often works when our status changes. Only a very few remember what life was like before, and who was always by their side in the most painful situations. Life
Sometimes I get really confused about life. Is that because we are not suppose to understand it? Just when I think I'm on the right track with something seems I am corrected and it wasn't what I thought. Maybe I am just trying too hard. I need to take a different approach at this. Think I'll try this and see what happens.....Wish me luck!!! So what is the deal with people and pictures. I mean you see a picture of them and you are like dayum he or she is hot. You view their web cam and it's like who the fuck are you. I really don't understand this. How do you change your picture. I don't understand. Just be yourself if not in the end it will come back to get you. Fake people are the worst people of all. Ok so I freakin hate it when I go to a fast food drive through and ask for ketchup. I get back to my office and there are 2 packs in the bag. WTF I mean I don't need the person at the window to be the ketchup police. Nor do I need them to watch my ketchup intake. I mean WTF are these peo
Think Before You Speak
Think before you speak... Here are six reasons why you should think before you speak - the last one is great! Have you ever spoken and wished that you could immediately take the words back... or that you could crawl into a hole? Here are the Testimonials of a few people who did.... FIRST TESTIMONY: I walked into a hair salon with my husband and three kids in tow and asked loudly, "How much do you charge for a shampoo and a blow job?" I turned around and walked back out and never went back My husband didn't say a word... he knew better. SECOND TESTIMONY: I was at the golf store comparing different kinds of golf balls. I was unhappy with the women's type I had been using. After browsing for several minutes, I was approached by one of the good-looking gentlemen who works at the store. He asked if he could help me. Without thinking, I looked at him and said, "I think I like playing with mens balls" THIRD TESTIMONY: My sister and I were at th
Things To
The Budweiser Story (not a joke) This is TRUE! How Budweiser handled those who laughed at those who died on the 11th of September, 2001... Thought you might like to know what happened in a little town north of Bakersfield , California . After you finish reading this,please forward this story on to others so that our nation and people around the world will know about those who laughed when they found out about the tragic events in New York , Pennsylvania , and the Pentagon. On September 11th,A Budweiser employee was making a delivery to a convenience store in a California town named McFarland. He knew of the tragedy that had occurred in New York when he entered the business to find the two Arabs, who owned the business, whooping and hollering to show their approval and support of this treacherous attack. The Budweiser employee went to his truck, called his boss and told him of the very upsetting event! He didn't feel he could be in that store with those horrible peo
Things You Find Out When You Have Sons
You also find out interesting things when you have sons, like 1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep. 2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite. 3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant. 4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room. 5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way. 6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan. 7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words "uh oh", it's already
Things, That Make You Go Hhhmmmm!!
1 question 1 chance. 1 honest answer. Thats all you get. You get to ask me 1 question. Any question, anything, no matter how crazy it is. No catch. Just between me and you. No one else will ever know. Leave me a private message and I will answer.. What a difference a sad event in someone's life makes. GEORGE CARLIN (His wife recently died...) Isn't it amazing that George Carlin - comedian of the 70's and 80's - could write something so very eloquent...and so very appropriate. A Message by George Carlin: The paradox of our time in history is that we have taller buildings but shorter tempers, wider Freeways , but narrower viewpoints. We spend more, but have less, we buy more, but enjoy less. We have bigger houses and smaller families, more conveniences, but less time. We have more degrees but less sense, more knowledge, but less judgment, more experts, yet more problems, more medicine, but less wellness. We drink too much, smoke too much, spend too recklessl
100 Things Or
1. PICK OUT A SCAR YOU HAVE, AND EXPLAIN HOW YOU GOT IT. barely visible "y" shaped scar on my right cheeck from a fight with another boy when I was a kid. 2. WHAT IS ON THE WALLS IN YOUR ROOM? Pictures of me and my daughter, and Bro and parents. 3. WHAT DOES YOUR MOBILE PHONE LOOK LIKE? Not big on Cellphones that do everything but wash dishes...simple slider that does wut I need it to do (function as a phone!) LoL 4. WHAT MUSIC DO YOU LISTEN TO? everything. I can stand any kind for a maximum of an 5. WHAT IS YOUR CURRENT DESKTOP PICTURE? The rolling green hills (default) 6. WHAT DO YOU WANT MORE THAN ANYTHING RIGHT NOW? hmmmm.... to meet that which I've been searching for.... 8. WHAT TIME WERE YOU BORN? 6:23PM 10. WHAT ENDED YOUR LAST RELATIONSHIP? SHe was psycho. 11. DO YOU GET SCARED IN THE DARK? not usually. 12. THE LAST PERSON TO MAKE YOU CRY? the one who was supposed to make me smile. 13.WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE COLOGNE
100 Things About Women
Any guy can mess around, it takes a real man to find a girl and stick with her. Any guy can call you sexy, hot, and all that.. it takes a real man to call you beautiful. Any guy can call you in tears begging you to take him back, it takes a real man to not have a reason to be in those tears. Any guy can say I love you, it takes a real man to say it and mean it even if all of his guy friends are standing around. Any guy can drive over to your house to hang out with you, it takes a real man to show up unexpected. Any guy can have sex with a girl, it takes a real man to wait. Any guy can be with you on the best days when everything is ok, it takes a real man to stay by your side for weeks if thats what it takes when it feels like your world is falling apart. Any guy can talk noise with his friends when some hot girl walks by, it takes a real man to look the other way. Any guy can be sweet and true to your face, it takes a real man to stay sweet and true when you're
Things Said To Me ..
Hi this blog mite cause me alot of trouble but who knows these days , I have been on this site now almost 2 yrs its been fun and alot of times it has not been fun women and me calling me names and even calling me ugly as you well know I have alot of pics on here and recently I have been asked alot to post some personal pics. I have been alil shy and not felt right about doin that but i did it anyways and what realy gets me is when people view the pics and rate them then message me and say wow your mind must be realy in the gudder the next person who tells me that im taken my pics off this site and me also . I have alot of close friends on here and you know who you are and them close ones even have my phone number my life on this site has not been all to great then i got people that open there mouth before they think . I like all my friends on here and cherish you all thank you for all the rates and nice comments and all the love you have shown also my close friend Kisses A.K.
Things To Ponder...
HELL EXPLAINED BY CHEMISTRY STUDENT The following is an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry mid term. The answer by one student was so 'profound' that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well : Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)? Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant. One student, however, wrote the following: First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in the world today. M
Things To Piss You Off
I was under the impression that the police agencies in a country are there to protect the law abiding citizens and place the non law abiding citizens behind bars. Well I guess my assumptions are dead wrong, especially in today’s world. We live in a world where the criminal has more rights then their victim. In a healthier time, such rights would have never been given to a criminal, in times of white rule our nation’s streets were much safer, our crime rates were much lower and our standards of living were much higher. Since we allowed the enemy into our ranks, our nations have felt the brunt force of the newly found world of diversity. No longer are law abiding citizens able to defend themselves, their families, or their property from a would be rapist, thieve, murderer or other low life scum who wishes to infringe on their rights. No longer are we allowed to take a gun to a person who breaks into our house and tries to steal what we have worked for, no longer are we able to prot
Thing That Bother Me
Matt, well it's been 5 days now.. i don't know when the next time you'll read your myspace.. but i've stopped crying now.. I don't know if you even care but it doesn't matter.. this will help me with the final step of being over you.. First of all i think it was so stupid of you to waste your time driving 5 hours to see me.. if you were just gonna hang out with your buddies for the whole night instead of spending more time with me.. I know you invited me out.. but did you think "wow my girlfriend is staying home to cook dinner for me and my friends" NO.. but that's okay.. and then to disregaurd my safty.. that was another let down right there... You totally disapointed me Matthew.. and then to see you were already messaging other girls 2 hours after we broke up.. wow talk about moving on fast... but that's fine... i hope you find that trailer park trash girl you deserve... I hope you know how royally you fucked up.. You had a good WOMAN.. who was willing to take care of you
10 Things I Learned About Love
90 Things About Me
90 Facts About You 1. EVER BEEN GIVEN AN ENGAGEMENT RING? yes 2. LONGEST RELATIONSHIP? 2 1/2 YEAR 3. LAST GIFT YOU RECEIVED? Rascal Flatts cd from Richard 4. EVER DROPPED A CELL PHONE? yes 5. WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU WORKED OUT? I walked a mile today 6. THING(S) YOU SPEND A LOT OF MONEY ON? Food 7. LAST FOOD YOU ATE? a payday candy bar 8. FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX? Smile 9. ONE FAVORITE SONG? Take me There 10. WHERE DO YOU LIVE? Dothan,Alabama 11. HIGH SCHOOL YOU ATTENDED: Dale County High School 12. CELL PHONE SERVICE PROVIDER: none right now but was Nextel 13. FAVORITE STORE: Walmart 14. LONGEST JOB YOU HAD: a year I worked at the college I went to 15. DO YOU OWN A PAIR OF DICE? yes 16. DO YOU PRANK CALL PEOPLE?: no 17. LAST WEDDING YOU ATTENDED: My friend Katie 18. FIRST FRIEND YOU'D CALL IF YOU WON THE LOTTERY: Leora 19. LAST TIME YOU SAW YOUR BEST FRIEND: About a month ago 20. FAV
62 Things About Me
Thinking About Christmas
Things That Taste Good...
Tilapia, which is a farm raised fish, can make even the non fish lover take notice. Great sweet taste and no fishy smell! Best of all it's on your table in 40 minutes. PREP TIME 15 Min COOK TIME 25 Min READY IN 40 Min recipe yield: 4 servings INGREDIENTS * 4 (4 ounce) fillets Tilapia (bream) * 1/4 cup olive oil * 1/4 cup raspberry vinegar * 1/4 cup honey * 1 teaspoon yellow mustard * 1/2 teaspoon dried dill weed DIRECTIONS 1. Preheat oven to 350 degrees F (175 degrees C). Grease a 11x7 inch baking dish. 2. In a mixing bowl, whisk together the olive oil, raspberry vinegar, honey, mustard and dill weed. 3. Arrange the Tilapia fillets in a single layer in the prepared baking dish. Pour mixture over the fish fillets, coating the fillets evenly. 4. Bake in a preheated oven, uncovered for 20 minutes or until fish is flaky with a fork. Metric PREP TIME 15 Min COOK TIME 25 Min RE
Things Are Mother's Taught Us !! To Funny & To True
I OWE MY MOTHER 1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning." 2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of the carpet." 3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!" 4. My mother taught me LOGIC. " Because I said so, that's why." 5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. "If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me." 6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident." 7. My mother taught me IRONY. "Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about." 8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth and eat your supper." 9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. "Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!?" 10. My mother taught me about
Things I Want
Hey everybody I'm on this kick where I would like my friends to make me salutes, I don't care if there NSFW I just want salutes for my album so if anyone can help me out that would be awsome. Thanks a million Cort1976
Things That Annoy The Hell Out Of Me!
I recently took a trip with my 76yr old mother to Wisconsin and Chicago. We visited my 95 and 90 yr old Great aunts. It is the last time she will see them before they are gone. The trip nearly killed me. Not just from sitting in a car for 10 to 12hrs straight either. That was expected and meds were dolled out accordingly. And Mom wouldn't let me drive much....................That is another story. The traffic in Chicago was unbelievable!!! I have driven in Kansas City many times in regular and rush hour. But the drivers in Chicago really had me on the edge of my seat. I found out it is normal for at least 3 cars to run a red light before traffic can proceed. And the horn honking was instantaneous when the light changed. Even if the 3 cars were still in the middle of the intersection. And the Toll Way!!! I wanted to get out and knock on the window of the idiot behind me and ask him if I teleported the 300 cars stopped in front of me to somewhere else would he stop pushing
Thinkin Of You!
Thing's You My Not Know About Me
10 Things To Know About Men
1.) You give us entirely to much credit, we don't think that elaborate. 2.) Stop comparing us to dogs, dogs can go down on themselves and we can't or we would never leave home. 3.) Remember we are men, we don't celebrate the same anniversary as women. We remember when you first gave it up not when we got married. 4.) The quickest way to our hearts is through our pants not stomach. 5.) When we tell you how good you look it usually means we are horny. 6.) Bringing that good looking girlfriend of yours into the bed will get you those diamonds faster. 7.) When it comes to women we do most of our thinking with our little heads not the one on our shoulders. 8.) If we are watching the big game don't bother us unless you have a T.I.V.O. 9.) You get the best sex out of us before marriage after that we have nothing to prove and no reason to show-off. 10.) If we get fat and ugly we still expect you to love us but if you get fat and ugly it's time to move on.
Thinking Out Loud
Ok so I have been working a lot at my current job and not making much money in it, with also going to school to get my degree I don't really have tons of extra time. Some one came to me the other day and asked me to do some computer side work which is what i used to do before my current job. I did the job and made a good bit of extra cash for it. So I started thinking that I could make some extra cash on the side but it may hurt my current job, and school work due to the time it cost to do the work. I'm just going crazy on what I should do about all of it. Should I do some more side work and hope that it doesn't hurt my school work and job, or should I just forget about it and do what I have already? Guess I'm looking for some advice...anybody got some? Ok so I am sitting here trying to do some of my college work and I notice that with the colder weather out side how many people just sit around and do nothing. I know that I should focus on my project so that I can pass this class but I
Things That Scare The Shit Out Of Me
So what do you do when you r riding your bike in the rain on the freeway and you see a car with baja plates "that means mexico" cut 4 lanes of traffic and slam into you and your friend at like 50 miles and hour. I almost saved it but i went down at 40 mph. I have a sperated shoulder broken ribs sprained wrist and bump brusies. So we the cops got there not only were the plates fake hes was here illeagl with no ins. so my bike is totalled and my doc bills r going to be alot so please look out for others on the road and get ins if you dotn have any. So we were on a poker run yesterday and I watcher as two friends of mine fighting over somthing stupid just before they got back on their bike, and 5 miles down the road I watched them crash on their bike they r fine but you never know when you time on this earth will be your last. Also yesterday I saw my friends stevie and shanna they wernt so lucky I just got a phone call that last nite they went down also shanna is dead and stevie is a
Things I Bet You Never Knew
Did you know that… 1. The average person has over 1,460 dreams a year? 2. Madrid is the only European capital city not situated on a river? 3. Male and female rats may have sex twenty times a day? (Wow, I wish I had a boyfriend that could do that!) 4. The tune for the “A-B-C” song is the same as “Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star”? 5. The only country in South East Asia that did not get colonized is Thailand? 6. The computer mouse was invented by Apple and not Microsoft? 7. If MySpace were a country, it would be the 11th largest? 8. The scientific name for kissing is philematology? 9. Only 12 people have ever set foot on the Moon? 10. To “testify” was based on men in the Roman court swearing to a statement made by swearing on their testicles?
ok so I've been thinkin again and damn I wish I could stop. Sometimes I wish that my mind would quit running around in circles so that I could get some damn sleep everyonce and awhile. All I seem to do lately is go to my thinking spot, stare out at the lights and contemplate life; and if I'm not there I'm in my apartment staring up at the ceiling wondering. My latest thought happens to do with the phrase " Everything in life has to do with timing." Well if everything in life has to do with timing I've come to the conclusion that my timing flat out sucks. I can never seem to get the timing right on anything. For once, just once, I would like to do something at the right time and/ or place. I was looking back on my life through my blogs and my I haved rotten luck man. I never seem to do anything right. How one person can manage to fuck up so much without trying is beyond me. I didn't think that I was that messed up but apparently I was wrong. I'm not sure how I manage to lose everything
Things I Hate
people who choose the urinal trough to vomit in instead of the toilet 2 feet away.......really?, ebonics, that stupid flippy haircut the boys get these days that make em constantly flip their hair out of their eyes, guys in white belts and girl pants.......guess thats emo huh? bloated, anything where you add mayonaise and call a "salad", not having the balls to say how you feel, people who use drunkeness as an excuse......for anything, beggars, coffee flavored anything that isnt coffee, when you look at someones picture and they look hot but when you look at the rest you realize theyre fat, cheetos, dogs in sweaters, more to come the fact that SOMEONE thinks shes helping but all shes doing is making me full, kraft maccaroni and cheese......its gotta be velveeta, the day after white castle, fresh cut fingernails, creamy peanut butter, the fact that i just realized i dont have to keep making new ones, the guy on this site
Things You Need To Know
In light of all the drama I've experienced lately I thought I'd get this out of the way from the get go. You will notice that I have arranged the top friends, it has nothing to do with level of importance or how close of a friend you are, it has to do with when you joined TCM so please don't anybody get all butt hurt if you're not number 1...besides we all know i'm number 1 anyway and Jake is number 2 cuz he's the shit :D
Things You Want To Know
Do you think you'll have a Valentine this year? Maybe Do you still like the same person from 5 months ago? Hes my best friend When was the last time you were sick? Last week Are you one of those people who are always cold? No What are you listening to? The cars driving by When was the last time you worked at your job? October 30th, had to have surgery How many more days until your birthday? 8-17 Do you have any summer plans yet? Some Do you tend to waste a lot of money? Not really Where are your best friends right now? at work Have you ever stalked anyone? No...that's just creepy and wrong What did you last drink? Malibu Sunset Have you ever received an injury from a hook up? No What did you last eat? homemade spagetti So far, have you been keeping your 2009 resolutions? I didn't make any What are you most looking forward to in the next 5 months? going back to work Do you have an
Things I Like
When I was a baby You would hold me in your arms I felt the love and tenderness Keeping me safe from harm. I would look up into your eyes And all the love I would see How did I get so lucky You were the dad chosen for me. There is something special About a Father's love Seems it was sent to me From heaven through you to me . Our love is everlasting I just wanted you to know That you are my special hero Dad And wanted to tell you so. REST IN PEACE DAD ( I LOVE YOU ) Walking along the shores, on this beautiful beach, the sound of sand, crunching under my feet. Old memories, that are now beyond my reach, cling to me like a lost leach........ The bright rays of the sun, that is fading on my skin, is coming to a close, as the day starts to end....... As the magic begans to form, the approaching evening starts to have a chill ....... Remembering the times, the times we had fun, but then
40 Things Men Really Need To Know About Sex
Things Im Sure Ive Said In The Past...
please dont ask me to help u level up, when i have leveled up 90% of the time on my own... u can rate pics, just as well as i can. hell, i dont remember too many people even thanking me for helping when i did... sorry, it aint happening again. get over it... im sure there are plenty of others on here that will help... again, if i offended u, im sorry... ur a big kid now, get over it! i know its a hard concept for sum of u, but i do have faith that u will be ok! now, as for everyone asking me whats in it for them or what im gonna do for them, if they give me fuBucks... im pretty sure i said it before, but i will say it again... i will fan u if u give me fuBucks... other than that, i dont have anything to offer u! its fake, free money! unless u have over 6 million and are going for the spotlight anytime soon, im sure u will survive without it! oh yeah, and please do not email me asking y my shoutbox is turned off! i have a blog about that whole subject! read it! a
45 Things A Girl Wants But Wont Ask For"
1. Touch her waist. 2. Actually talk to her. 3. Share secrets with her. 4. Give her your jacket. 5. Kiss her slowly. ARE YOU REMEMBERING THIS? 6. Hug her. 7. Hold her. 8. Laugh with her. 9. Invite her somewhere. 10. Hangout with her AND your friends TOGETHER. KEEP READING.. 11. Smile with her. =) 12. Take pictures with her. 13. Pull her onto your lap. 14. When she says she loves you more, deny it. Fight back. 15. When her friends say I love her more than you, deny it. fight back and hug her tight so she can't get to her friends. it makes her feel loved. Are you thinking of someone? 16. Always hug her and say I love you whenever you see her. 17. Kiss her unexpectedly. 18. Hug her from behind around the waist. 19. Tell her she's beautiful. 20. Tell her the way you feel about her. One last thing you need to do to show her you actually do mean it. 21. Open doors for her, walk her to her car - it makes her feel protected, plus it never hurts to act li
Things You Might Wanna Know About Me
I do not get it...... Why do ppl lie? What is it that they get from it? How can the live with themself once they have lie'd? Do they realize that it hurts the ones they care about? If they don't care about them, then Why lie? I just don't get it........ WHY??? (no I have not had a recent event that brought this up, it is just a question that I have never got'n an answer to) Create Your Own We are what we think. All that we are arises with our thoughts. With our thoughts we make the world. Speak or act with an impure mind And Trouble will follow you As the wheel follows the ox that draws the cart. We are what we think. All that we are arises with our thoughts. With our thoughts we make the world. Speak or act with a pure mind and happiness will follow you As your shadow, unshakable. "Look how he abused me and beat me, How he threw me down and robbed me." Live with such thoughts and you live in hate. "Look how he abused me and beat me, How
Think Of Me
When you think, In your quiet moments, Do you think of me? Am I in your mind more constantly? Or, is it just the image of me, that runs through your head instead? I want to be the one you turn you to; when you need comfort and love. I want to be your joy in bed. I want to be everything that you need. The one you always turn to; Your partner in love. Your partner in life. Not just an image running thru your head, but in your life by your side. And when you cry I want to hear your screams and dry your eyes from deep inside to hug an hold and console your soul
Things That Sound Dirty At Turkey Day
Whew, that's one terrific spread!" "I'm in the mood for a little dark meat." "Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist." "Talk about a huge breast!" "It's Cool Whip time!" "If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!" "Are you ready for seconds yet?" "It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?" "Just wait your turn, you'll get some!" "Don't play with your meat." "Just spread the legs open & stuff it in." "Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?" "I didn't expect everyone to come at once!" "You still have a little bit on your chin." "Use a nice smooth stroke when you whip it." "How long will it take after you stick it in?" "You'll know it's ready when it pops up." "Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that!" "How many are coming?" "That's the biggest one I've ever seen!" "Just lay back & take it easy... I'll do the rest." "How long do I beat it before it's ready"
Things Kids Say...
Yeah, my son was trying to compliment me the other day. He started out by telling me how shiny my hair is. Then he adds, "must be all the silver you have in there mom, its so pretty." He has a lot to learn before he gets older.
Things Are Goin
well things have up and changed again. Getting divorced, moved back to my hometown, yeah going through some life altering stuff right now. Hopefully be getting done soon.
The Things Kids Will Say !
THE THREE LITTLE PIGS This is a true story, proving how fascinating the mind of a six year old is. They think so logically. A teacher was reading the story of the Three Little Pigs to her class. She came to the part of the story where first pig was trying to gather the building materials for his home. She read ... 'and so the pig went up to the man with the wheelbarrow full of straw and said: 'Pardon me sir, but may I have some of that straw to build my house?' The teacher paused then asked the class: 'And what do you think the man said?' One little boy raised his hand and said very matter-of-factly ...'I think the man would have said - 'Well, fuck me!! A talking pig!' The teacher was unable to teach for the next 10 minutes. A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, "Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face." "Ye
Things You Can Say At Thanksgiving
November 25, 2007 @ 3:11 pm I am sending this to you to see how many actually read their comments. Your response will be interesting. Pay attention to what you read. After you have finished reading it, you will know the reason it was sent to you. Here goes: People come into your life for a REASON, a SEASON or a LIFETIME. When you know which one it is, you will know what to do for that person. When someone is in your life for a REASON. They may seem like a godsend and they are. They are there for the reason you need them to be. Then, without any wrong doing on your part or at an inconvenient time, this person will say or do something to bring the relationship to an end. Sometimes they die. Sometimes they walk away. Sometimes they act up and force you to take a stand. What we must realize is that our need has been met, our desire fulfilled, their work is done. The prayer you sent up has been answered and now it is time to move on. Some people come into your life for a SEASON, because y
Things From My Heart
As we sit down to enjoy the day with our families, think of all the things you are great full for and then look at each person and think one positive thing. For me my family is broken at the moment. I cherish the thought of spending it with my boyfriend and my daughter! Also I cherish all my friends and the people I have adopted into my life along my journey. I wrote a letter to all my friends and those who know me and that didn't even do the amount of justice that it should have. There are so many people to mention and so may reasons to mention each one. All of you have pounced my heart with love and appreciation. All of you have made me feel special in my own way. All of you have a heart of gold and let it shine with out any questions asked. All of you have touched me in a way that my own family sometimes has forgotten. I love all of you and I hope the holidays brings happiness, strength, peace and all the love that each and every single one of you deserve!! The loneliness that I hav
~*~ Think Of Me Fondly ~*~
Hey look whose up for auction. Go bid now Sweet&Sassii ♫ Owner of The Sweetest Sin Lounge And when your done go visit her at The Sweetest Sin Lounge -------------------------------- Brought to you by me Lisa Roses twine in this darkened place. The are only two... only two roses that dare grow in this darkness. One black and one red. The roses growing through this darkness twine with every inch. ... It spills... every drop... down to the last... ... Their thorns grow every one sharper than the last, one for every sin one for every love... ... It hurts so much... this pain... your blood is... dripping from my hands... ... The black rose now as tall as the red shows its pitch black pedals as they shine off the light. The red now as tall as the black gives off a scarlet glow. .... why did u do it? it hurts......... im not gonna make it.... tell her.... i loved her...... ....... both twined now and forever. Looking i
10 Things
Things About Me
The Loverboy Random Gentle Love Master (RGLM) FACT:You embody the German principle of Konstantzusammenschaft, which is best described in English (without using the obscure English word "sammenschaft") as "eternal togethermanship". Well-liked. Well-established. You are The Loverboy. Loverboys thrive in committed, steady relationships—as opposed to, say, Playboys, who want sex without too much attachment. You've had many relationships and nearly all of them have been successful. You're a nice guy, you know the ropes, and even if you can be a little hasty with decisions, most girls think of you as a total catch. Your hastiness comes off as spontaneity most of the time anyhow, making you especially popular in your circle of friends, too. You know not to make the typical Loverboy mistake of choosing someone who appreciates your good humor and popularity, but who offers nothing in return. You belong with someone outgoing, independent, and creative. Otherwise, you'll get bored. And
I went to a party, And remembered what you said. You told me not to drink, Mom, so I had a sprite instead. I felt proud of myself, The way you said I would, that I didn't drink and drive, though some friends said I should. I mde a healthy choice, And your advice to me was right. The party finally ended, and the kids drove out of sight. I got into my car, Sure to get home in one piece. I never knew what was coming, Mom, something I expected least. Now I'm lying on the pavement, And I hear the policeman say, the kid that caused this wreck was drunk, Mom, his voice seems far away. My own blood's all around me, As I try hard not to cry. I can hear the paramedic say, this girl is going to die. I'm sure the guy had no idea, While he was flying high. Because he chose to drink and drive, now I would have to die. So why do people do it, Mom Knowing that it ruins lives? And now the pain is cutting me, like a hundred stab
Things That Make Me Go Hmmmmm???!!!??
All i gotta say is im tired of waiting for something/someone good to come along. Because when i think i find that person they always tell me something or stop talking to me all together. Seriously do yall think that its fun to sit by the phone and wait and wait for you to call me and let me know what the effing deal is or friggin simply emailing or iming me on yahoo??? Its not and im done waiting on guys or pepole..............if yall want something real and somebody whod do just about anything for you or whatever that cares about you for you then u found it but i guess thats not what u wanted entirely and im sorry that i lack where you wanted the most!! Thats all i got to effing say im out! It just makes me wonder how you can be told someone likes you or feel like they do but then you get so confused and u start wanting that person to do something bout those "liking" feelings and you start to push and push but then it kinda drives them away or feels that way umm yea. I think i may hav
Think You Can Live This..everyday?
=== '~ RisinAngel ~ Co Owner of Metallore Lounge ~ Club F.A.R. ~ Careful I Bite ~' spewed forth the following at '2007-11-25 21:47:56'.. > > === '*Southern Sexy*' spewed forth the following at '2007-11-24 07:46:05'.. > > > > > > > > > > You stay up for 16 hours.He stays up for days on end.You take a warm shower to help you wake up.He goes days or weeks without running water.You complain of a "headache", and call in sick.He gets shot at as others are hit, and keeps moving forward.You put on your anti war/don't support the troops shirt, and go meet up with your friends.He still fights for your right to wear that shirt.You talk trash about your "buddies" that aren't with you.He knows he may not see some of his buddies again.You walk down the beach, staring at all the pretty girls.He patrols the streets, searching for insurgents and terrorists.-You complain about how hot it is.He wears his heavy gear, not daring to take off his helmet to wipe his brow.You go out to lunch, and comp
Think Fast!!!
1. Would you get back with your last ex if you could? Absolutely NOT! 2. What color shirt are you wearing? Blue 3. Would you kiss anyone on your friends list? I have already!!! =) 4. Do you have a 'thing' for someone on your friends list? Yes, indeed I do. 5. How many people on your top friends list do you know in real life? A few 6. How many kids do you want to have? Lots 7. Do you have a good relationship with your parents? Yes 8. What name would you want besides the one you have? None 9. Would you ever make out with someone of the same sex? Done that... 10. What did you do for your last birthday? Recovered from surgery. 11. What's your main ringtone on your phone? Hey there delilah 12. What time did you wake up today? 4 pm 13. What were you doing two nights ago? playing on fubar. 14. Do you like having your hair pulled? when its long. 15. Name something you can't wait to do. see my friend again! 16. Last t
well today is fri!i will be 20 on dec 24th i know x-mas eve hyper as shyt i need something to's early and had bout 3 cups of hot coco so im wired.but see i been thinkin bout alot of shyt here lately. i need a car and get my permint cuz it's drivin me nuts. i rember when i drove the tow truck omg i felt the power between my legs man it was fuckin great. i loved it. shyt im gonna get the car i want and im gonna have it the way i want it.not looki like a sissy.i went and seen my brother snuggles last night lol he's a trip i got my ass beat wit a paint stick wtf?? that shyt hurt but lol there again i got a lot of pillow back there if ya know what i mean.i gotz a ghetto booty. best belive baby i know how to rock it.tonight im going to fredrick for a x-mas party. fun man i gets to go with my two besties.{{My Lezbo lovers}} heheh well here it is dec13th.year 2007 is almost most over all ready it feels like yesterday was like march. it's crazy to sit back and and think
Things Could Be So Wrong
Thinking About...
I was thinking.. since I got hurt so bad.. and have been hurt so much by men.. and since I am bi.. I might be giving up the bisexual life and go totally lesbian..who knows.. it could be less painful.. and my heart can't handle anymore pain.. my body literally hurts from being alone.. Just a thought.
Things Women Say...
1.) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. 2.) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. 3.) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with Nothing usually end in Fine. 4.) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It! 5.) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about Nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of Nothing.) 6.) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's Okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding ho
The embers glowed softly, and in their dim light, I gazed round the room and I cherished the sight. My wife was asleep, her head on my chest, My daughter beside me, angelic in rest. Outside the snow fell, a blanket of white, Transforming the yard to a winter delight. The sparkling lights in the tree I believe, Completed the magic that was Christmas Eve. My eyelids were heavy, my breathing was deep, Secure and surrounded by love I would sleep. In perfect contentment, or so it would seem, So I slumbered, perhaps I started to dream. The sound wasn't loud, and it wasn't too near, But I opened my eyes when it tickled my ear. Perhaps just a cough, I didn't quite know, Then the sure sound of footsteps outside in the snow. My soul gave a tremble, I struggled to hear, And I crept to the door just to see who was near. Standing out in the cold and the dark of the night, A lone figure stood, his face weary and tight. A soldier, I puzzled, some twenty years o
A Thing Or 2
I have so much time on my hand but why I does it feel like I dont? Hopefully it doesnt snow this year. Just for me...please? I hate that white stuff half you people enjoy every freakin winter. Its disgustin'. I get scrooge-ritis when the first snow falls lol Why do I have a TV if I barely watch it? I end up doing YouTube everynight anyways. Know any great pawn shop around here? LOL Everyones favorite question for me now & days seems to be..."Why are you still single?" Why cant I be? I feel obligated now to start looking for a man hahahaha. chyea right =] my 27th birthdays coming up very very soon. Yeah, March is only a hop skip away. so start saving up hahaha. aiite enough blabbers for right now. Peace out girl scout!
Things Girls Should Know About Guys
1. Express yourself. It makes us proud, even if someone thinks you're wrong 2. You look hot in running shoes and shorts. And that top thingy with the stripes. 3. Bare, tan shoulders are underrated. 4. If you think I’m speeding now, you should see me drive when you're not in the car. 5. If you're truly interested in us, don't play hard to get. 6. Shopping is a chore, not an activity. 7. When I screw up, go ahead and tell me--once. 8. No question need ever be asked through a closed bathroom door if I'm inside. I love you less with each syllable you utter. 9. I'm hot for you, not your sister or your friend or your coworker. 10. My guy friends. Not only are they not negotiable, they’re your best sign that I’m not a whack job. 11. Don't be afraid to ditch the makeup. Natural is sexier. 12. Leave the eyebrows alone. Plucked ain't pretty. 13. You can have sex with us any time you want. Seriously. 14. When
"30 Things Guys Should Know About Women."
yes...actually written by a guy! please feel free to add to this list(guys and girls) cause somewhere along the way the "rulebook" got misplaced and we've been fucking up our relationships ever since... Women.. Don't you wish all men where this smart to dating? 1. Whatever you do, don't just show up at her house...she runs around in her underwear just like we do. 2. DON'T CHEAT ON HER. It may seem foolproof, but girls tell each other everything about everything. Trust me, she WILL find out and you will be mud. Isn't she worth more? 3. Beware of every single male relative and all guy friends. Any of them would kick your ass at the drop of a hat, and a lot of them wouldn't even wait for the damn hat. 4. Never miss an opportunity to tell her she's beautiful. She just wants to be perfect for you. 5. Don't refuse to kiss her in front of your friends. If they laugh at you, it's just because they're jealous. 6. If she slaps you hard, you deserved it. Deal with it.
65 Things To Know About Me
Things Get Sad...
Now, I'm not gonna sit here and claim I have no wrongs,let this be perfectly clear! but it does come to a point where you know that you're doing all you can and you get no good in return. Let me start this story from the day of my operation ,so you guys can understand better. My (ex,almost..) husband was there to help,and we talked about the steps we're taking,inbetween one preparation and another,one worry and another. He claims we can talk about it more once I'm totally recovered.Obviously I was more than happy to open a dialog,notwithstanding his premise :"I'll keep an open mind,but I can't promise anything" . So the deal was,that I'd recover and we'd examine all the possibilities and see if we really couldn't save this marriage... He brings me home from the operation and I thank him more than once for leaving this possibility open,and begin asking a few ( neutral ! ) questions about it. He starts getting all upset and agitated and even threatens to leave without buying
Things To Share
i was in 9th grade when this came out lmao...for some reason this song popped in my head at work today...i can hear the music already..admit it, u know u jammed to it Yo VIP let's kick it Ice ice baby (x2) All right stop collaborate and listen Ice is back with my brand new invention Something grabs a hold of me tightly Flow like a harpoon daily and nightly Will it ever stop yo I don't know Turn off the lights and I'll glow To the extreme I rock a mic like a vandal Light up a stage and wax a chump like a candle Dance go rush to the speaker that booms I'm killing your brain like a poisonous mushroom Deadly when I play a dope melody Anything less than the best is a felony Love it or leave it you better gain weight You better hit bull's eye the kid don't play If there was a problem yo I'll solve it Check out the hook while my DJ revolves it CHORUS Ice ice baby vanillla (x4) Now that the party is jumping With the bass kicked in and the vega
Things That Make You Go Hmmmm!
See I told you I would be back. O.k., I've been floating around the bar and i noticed something not quite right. People are undecided about their gender! I mean I'm cool if your gay and you say that to keep the opp. sex from stalking ya. But for real.....if you dont know what gender you are, you have a real problem. I you dont know how to set should not be messing around here. I know when I join a wonderful site like this i try and make sure my "setup" is setup before i go out and meet the masses. Not to mention you have to be a real retard not to know I'm a guy by my pic. With that said, I can judge by looking at your pic what you are. But see here is the thing, I've seen pics of a guy and a girl, and the gender is "undecided"----o.k. witch one the fuck are you?! Very confussing!!!! So I ay get yo shit straight-----or quit fucking with peoples heads! After-all-----ain't tere enough people on the net doing that all ready!!! FU-friend Keith
Things That Make You Go Hmmm
I just wanted everyone to know that if you don't see me on here much its because i just found out last night by a non family member that my grandmother is dying. Hell great family i got she has been in the Hospital since Sunday with 100% Kidney failure, fluid around her heart, pneumonia, and dehydration. She has only a few days left to live and my own family can't call me and let me know. I will be here off and on to take a break from things. Love you Ok guys and girls can answer this. I know everyone in here has been in love and had there heart ripped out on more then one occasion. My questions is : Girls how did you get over a broken heart? Guys when you have met a girl you were interested in and you knew she just got out of a relationship that had gone bad. How did you help her mend that broken heart and gain her trust. And if you could mend my broken heart how would u do it? Why in the hell do i feel like Dr. Phil or Oprah ROLFLMMFAO!!!
Things You Should Know About Me -- And Probly And Other Woman
1) My best friend knows everything. She knows all of your vitals -- from the size of your bank account to the size of your other, um, holdings -- and she knows how both compare with those of every other man I've ever dated. I have done a hand-comparison measurement so I can divulge size and girth with a high level of accuracy. When my friend smirks at you knowingly, you are not imagining it. She knows. So just know that she knows, and deal with it. (It's not going to change.) 2)The best way to find out what is going on with me is to ask me.... if that doesn't work.. ask my best friend. She will not only be able to tell you what is wrong, but also how I want you to fix it. 3)Just looking at your hands can turn me on. 4)When you go away, even for a day, I sleep in your favorite old T-shirt because it smells like you. 5) I fantasized about being with you at least a dozen times before we actually first got naked. 6)I still think about my ex-boyfriends and compare them to yo
Think Before You Speak
THINK BEFORE YOU SPEAK... Here are six reasons why you should think before you speak - Have you ever spoken and wished that you could immediately take the words back... or that you could crawl into a hole? Here are the Testimonials of a few people who did.... FIRST TESTIMONY: I walked into a hair salon with my husband and three kids in tow and asked loudly, "How much do you charge for a shampoo and a blow job?" I turned around and walked back out and never went back My husband didn't say a word... he knew better. SECOND TESTIMONY: I was at the golf store comparing different kinds of golf balls. I was unhappy with the women's type I had been using. After browsing for several minutes, I was approached by one of the good-looking gentlemen who works at the store. He asked if he could help me. Without thinking, I looked at him and said, "I think I like playing with men's balls." THIRD TESTIMONY: My sister and I were at the mall and
Things I Want You To Know
I just posted a new set on my site, Mina Gets A Flogging, so hurry up and go to and check it out now!! Yup, just in case you were wondering, I do have a wishlist that you can view by clicking here. Feel free to check it out! :D Hello all! I'm in a contest and I need your help! Whenever you get the chance go check out my pic by clicking below and bomb it with comments! Don't forget to rate it as well, as rates count in this contest! Thanks everyone!
Things That Piss Me Off
Most of you know i dont send out bulletins or forwards much, but i found this to be very very important , so please watch the video and join me in boycotting Walmart , and places/companys like them.. I knew walmart was bad, but i didnt know all this, ty Rick for sharing it with me.. For those that know me, know this stuff really pisses me off and the tainted toys from china.. But what ticks me off the most is we all know this crap yet we dont band together to do anything about it.. so by doing nothing, we are allowing it. Thank You and Happy holidays all Lori Please Forward this along to your friends or at least tell them about it!. I know everyone is stressed out with all the loss of jobs and the economy the way it is here in Michigan and now reaching its way across the states.. So everyone is looking to find a good deal and save money. But PLEASE DO NOT SHOP AT WALMART!!! I am asking everyone to take a stand and BOYCOTT THEM!! Think of what the future is going to be
Things From Me
Since my HS graduation this past June I’ve had my eye on this girl…Sara. Sara and I had been in the same classes for most of our school years. I had never really noticed her until Sr. Gym class… I had watched Sara exercise and work out in the skimpiest of gym outfits. Sara is blonde and was the most beautiful and sexy cheerleader in our class. All the boys in school were constantly trying to get into her pants, and to be honest with you, my own heart would literally do a flip flop imagining what it would be like to squeeze and suck on her large breasts that were constantly peeking out through the top of the tight T-shirts she wore. Watching her strut her stuff up and down the halls, I spent many a moment in deep thought, picturing in my mind, the utter thrill of parting her long, lean legs and caressing her with my tongue. I lived for the day the opportunity might arise to show her the value of a feminine touch… To me, Sara seemed to know the score, and I was positive that none
Things That Make You Go Hmmmm
I was wondering what the deal was with some guys. I like to think I am a nice person as a whole. Since becoming a member of FUBAR, I have seen the ugly side of a few guys. As my friends on here know, I like to have people that want to be on my friends list have a profile that is filled out. When I get a friends request, the first thing I do is look at that persons profile. If they have it filled out, I grant the request. However if they didn't care to take the time to fill one out, I deny them.By that, I mean having a few pictures and some kind of narrative written , just to give it a more personal touch. I think that is reasonable. I am not on FUBAR to make points for having the most friends. I am after quality NOT quantity when it comes to friends. In denying some guys, I have been subjected to some mean , spiteful and cruel comments. One did this and then blocked me before I could answer him. Wow, what a real man he was. Others resort to name calling. Now why, I ask, would I ever wa
Thinking And Wondering
I'm sure we have all had thoughts of giving up on finding what we truly want in life, whether it be a career, money, or that one special love. I want to remind everyone that no one can do anything or get anything for you but YOU!! Set your mind to what you really want in your life...that thing/things that would really make your life complete, and go after it with all you have. It won't be easy but with patience and determination it will happen, I promise. Believe me, there is that one thing that I want in life as well and I know it will happen a matter of fact I think it is in the works as we speak I just need to keep pushing and workin at achieving it and it will happen. Don't ever EVER give up on something you really want in life. The best things to complete us are oftn right in front of us and it takes a true person to see that and grab it before it disappears.
7 Things...quiz
~7 Things~ Body: SEVEN THINGS YOU WILL FIND IN YOUR ROOM: 1. Bed 2. TV 3. Dresser 4. Clothes 5. back door 6. cat 7. night stand SEVEN RELATIONSHIP QUESTIONS: 1. Do you like anyone? Yes 2. Does someone like you? Yes 3. Last kiss? my daughter at school this morning 4. Been lead on? YES 5. Been cheated on? Oh hell yeah 6. Want a relationship? Yes 7. Wanna get married? Already am SEVEN THINGS YOU CAN’T LIVE WITHOUT: 1. My Kids 2. air 3. Love 4. Money 5. Personal Things 6. Soda :-P 7. medicines I take SEVEN THINGS ON YOUR MIND: 1. Christmas 2.New Years 3. Bills 4. Cleaning 5. My little girl 6. medical problems 7. I need to sleep! SEVEN OTHER THINGS - DO YOU: 1. Believe in God? Yes 2. Had a dream come true? I think so 3. Read the newspaper? Not Really 4. Get enough sleep everyday? No, never 5. Have a best friend? Yes a couple of them! 6. Take a bath daily? Shower 7. Wish on stars? I sure do SEVEN HAVE YOU EVERS: 1. Fallen in love? Yes 2.
Things I Found On Other's Pages That Ring True
link to the writer's home page(please read more of her writings) To the ladies out there- Treat yourself as if you were a queen. DO NOT settle for anything less than you deserve! No ring or money or promise is worth settling for. If he doesn't treat you the way you want to be treated or make you feel the way you want to feel, then he is not worth your time, effort, love, or affection. You know you've found the right one when he feels like he doesn't deserve you. That in his eyes, you and you alone are so desirable and wonderful in every single way, he can't even fathom the fact that you would even give him a chance. That is the man every Woman dreams of and that is the man every Woman deserves. But ladies, always, always remember, just because this man worships the ground you walk on does not mean he deserves to be treated any less than the five star treatment he gives you. As a Woman you are a diamond and he is the gold. What would that ring
Things I Support
this is another good internet radio station if you like celtic punk/rock go check out paddy rock .com and listen to the awsome celtic sound i also suppert this radio show
38 Things Most Women Probably Don't Know
1. Guys are more emotional then you think, if they loved you at one point, it'll take them a lot longer then you think to let you go, and it hurts every second that they try. 2. Guys may be flirting around all day, but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about. 3. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile. 4. Guys will do anything just to get you to notice him. 5. Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend or ex love-interest. Unless they're goin for the let-her-complain-to-you-and-then-have-her-realize-how-wonderful-and-nice-you-are method. 6. A guy who likes you wants to be the only guy you talk to. 7. Boyfriends need to be reassured often that they're still loved. 8. Guys don't care how gorgeous you are, if you're a bitch-- Goodbye. 9. Giving a guy a hanging message like "You know what?!..uh...nevermind.." would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what you are thinking. And he'll assume he did something wrong a
Things That Piss Me Off
By no means am I perfect. I know, with 100% certainty, that if I weren't me, I wouldn't like me either. Still, that doesn't mean I can't pick on other people.. FAT CHICKS: Tongue piercings don't make you cuter. You're still fat, and no more intriguing than the "down the blouse" shot you have on your profile page. UGLY CHICKS: At least the fat ones post ones of themselves. Don't post a picture of some hot babe just so we click on your name. When we see the *real* you, we'll try our best not to be mystified by the aforementioned photo and rate you a ten. COMPLAINERS: I know I'm in the minority when I withhold 10 ratings from someone who doesn't deserve them. Why have a rating system if everyone is a 10, anyhow? More than likely, you fit into one of the two previous categories and enjoy the attention you don't receive in normal life. Sorry, if you're a 3, you're a 3.
5 Things That Don’t Piss Me Off...
Ok Christmas is quickly approaching and I'm finding it harder to shake my pissed off attitude and embrace the whole "Good will towards all" thing. Maybe I'm just getting grumpy in my old age. Who knows? Anyway to help me get into the Christmas spirit I am listing 5 things that doesn't piss me off. Here Goes... 1. Christmas candy and cookies- This of course is a no- brainer. What says "Celebrating the birth of Christ" More than a plate of Ginger bread men, candy canes, and a shot of egg nogg with about 3 times as much burbon mixed in? This reason alone makes me wish we celebrated at least every other month. 2. Dumb ass reality dating shows like "I love New York" or "A Shot at Love"- Don't get me wrong...These shows are dumb as hell but you get a bunch of people getting to know one person for like 1 hour a day then they act heart broken when they get kicked off. You always see some moron at the end of the show crying like a bitch because they picked the other slut/manwhore
Thinking Of Leaving Fubar Should I Drop Me An E-mail Please!!!
well shall i stay or go not sure just doing some thinking. if care read if ya don't who gives a fuck!!! message me let me know or leave some comments no comments by next wekk fuck it i'm gone!! to all my friends and family love you all and to all the BBW'S YOU ARE FUCKING HOTT LOVE TO HAVE SOME CRAZY NIGHTS WITH YOU!!! LATER JIM
31 Things To Ponder!
1. Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things. 2. One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor. 3. Atheism is a non-prophet organization. 4. If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes? 5. The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live. 6. I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where's the self-help section?" She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose. 7. Could it be that all those trick-or-treaters wearing sheets aren't going as ghosts but as mattresses? 8. If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap? 9. If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear he still wrong? 10. If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation? 11. Is there another word for synonym? 12. Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice?" 13. Where do fo
Things I Believe In
Things I've Written
There are many thoughts and fantasies Wandering in my head. While I dream about you, And when I am asleep in my bed, I wish many things. I wish with no fear That right here beside me You would be here. I wish you could tell me In person every day Just how much you love me. And never would we say To go our separate ways. It would just break my heart To have to know That we were apart. A dream can go Where a wish cannot. A dream can bring true What a wish never thought. When I dream about you You’re holding my hand. My feelings for you; These I had never planned. Gazing at the stars On a dark, cold night, We utter sweet words Under the pale moonlight. If you were here beside me, I could look at you. It would all come together; That you are my dream come true. I am smiling as I realize That although we are apart, It is only in body; Never in heart. I hate not having you here, But I know that some day, Fate will bring us together And never pus
The Things That Make You Wonder! Why is it that when you meet someone from online that appears to be the perfect person, turns out not to be? How can you just sit there and not do anything? This is the part where people get sick of the moo poo! Post more later!
Things I Care About
Thinking Of You!!!
-Kiss on the stomach; I'm ready. -Kiss on the Forehead; I hope we're together forever. -Kiss on the Ear; You're my everything. -Kiss on the Hand; I adore you. -Kiss on the Neck; We belong together. -Kiss on the Shoulder; I want you. -Kiss on the Lips; I love you. MyHotComments
Things To Ponder
If you are ever going to love me, love me now, while I can know The sweet and tender feelings, which from true affection flow. Love me now, while I am living, don't wait til I am gone, And then have it chiseled in marble, Sweet words on ice cold stone. If you have tender thoughts of me, please, tell me now. If you wait til I am sleeping, never to awaken, There will be death between us, And I won't hear you then. So, if you love me, even a little bit... Let me know it while I am living, So I can treasure it... Food for thought, huh? Make sure you tell your loved ones how much they mean to you, as often as possible...don't say, "I'll do it later"... Later may be too late...
When all about you is black with gloom, And all you feel is pending doom. When your bones are racked with grim despair - When every breath is a gasp for air. Keep on going, though you need to grope, For around the bend is a ray of hope. A ray of hope is perhaps all that's left, As your will to live has been bereft. You've lost it all, it's just no use! You can end it all, you need no excuse. But throw away that piece of rope, And give yourself a chance of hope. Just give yourself another day, Brushing aside what your thoughts may say. This is your life and you can make a new start, By ignoring the brain - just follow the heart. Taking baby steps in order to cope, And minute by minute you'll build on your hope. Build on your hope,. one day at a time, Though the road be steep and hard to climb. The hurts of the past - they should be dead. The fears of the future are all in your head. Just live in the present and refuse to mope Your life will sparkle for you'
Things I Like
THINGS I LIKE Current mood: high i like the phillies i like the flyers i like tampa bay bucs i like booing the yankees i like booing the red sox i like saying fuk the yankees i like the word fuk i like to fuk i like eatin pussy i like likin pussy i like the taste of pussy i like smokin pot im smokin pot now i like dogs i like fish i like fishin i like traveling i like my head rubbed i like both my heads rubbed i like my bak rubbed i like rubbin backs i like rubbin feet i like pullin hair i like slappin asses i like football i like booing the eagles i like tailgating i like tailgating w my lil cousin i like bein an uncle i like bein a godfather i like goin to sports events i like gettin high while doin these (hold on) i like takin pics i like espn i like medium size boobs i like little boobs i like real boobs i like fake boobs i like ur boobs i like tattoos i like girls w tattoos i like long hair i like drinkin beer i like budweiser i like vodka i likke bein high i like my back
Things I Hate
hate the yankees i hate the red sux i hate the eagles i hate notre dame i hate T.O i hate stupid ppl i hate runnin outta weed i hate the cold i hate dotheads i hate tardiness i hate pubic hair i hate snitches i hate deadbeat dads i hate seagulls i hate whiners i hate unorganized ppl i hate reality shows i hate stubble after i shave my head i hate jeff gordan i hate tony stewart i hate new jersey
The 213 Things Skippy Is No Longer Allowed To Do In The U.s. Army -- Sgt Shawn Stranford
This is an archival copy of which has since gone away The 213 Things Skippy is No Longer Allowed to Do in the U.S. Army SGT Shawn Stanford Once upon a time, there was a SPC Schwarz stationed with the Army in the Balkans. SPC Schwarz was either very clever or very bored; but probably both, since he managed to attempt or be warned about 213 things he wasn't allowed to do. He collected those things into a hilarious list and posted them to the web. The site hadn't been updated in a couple of years and has since gone away; but the list is classic, so I saved it. A couple favorites: 2. My proper military title is 'Specialist Schwarz' not 'Princess Anastasia'. and 191. Our Humvees cannot be assembled into a giant battle-robot. Not allowed to watch Southpark when I'm supposed to be working. My proper military title is 'Specialist Schwarz' not 'Princess Anastasia'. Not allowed to threaten anyone wit
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50 Things Men Wish You Knew
1. Express yourself. It makes us proud, even if someone thinks you're wrong. 2. You look hot in running shoes and shorts. And that top thingy with the stripes. 3. Bare, tan shoulders are underrated. 4. If you think I’m speeding now, you should see me drive when you're not in the car. 5. If you're truly interested in us, don't play hard to get. 6. Shopping is a chore, not an activity. 7. When I screw up, go ahead and tell me--once. 8. No question need ever be asked through a closed bathroom door if I'm inside. I love you less with each syllable you utter. 9. I'm hot for you, not your sister or your friend or your coworker. 10. My guy friends. Not only are they not negotiable, they’re your best sign that I’m not a whack job. 11. Don't be afraid to ditch the makeup. Natural is sexier. 12. Leave the eyebrows alone. Plucked ain't pretty. 13. You can have sex with us any time you want. Seriously. 14
9 Things that drive me up the wall! 1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.. I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is? 2. People who are willing to get off their butt to search the entire room for the tv remote because they refuse to walk to the tv and change the channel manually. 3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn right! What good is a cake if you can't eat it? 4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? 5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damned floor. 6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine? 7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? I
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this is for every morning hater out there...just because i'm The Morning Poem I woke early one morning, The earth lay cool and still When suddenly a tiny bird Perched on my window sill. He sang a song so lovely, So carefree and so gay, That slowly all my troubles Began to slip away. He sang of far off places Of laughter and of fun, It seemed his very trilling Brought up the morning sun. I stirred beneath the covers, Crept slowly out of bed, Then gently shut the window And crushed his fucking head. I'm not a morning person. Antidepressant: whatever is causing the unwarrented optimism about your dead end job Macho: someone who jogs home from vasectomy Better: what we instantly feel when we realize that our neighbor's problems are as bad as our own Abash: a great office party Dysentary: what you get when dissent merges with commentary Anythingarian: a person who changes religions religiously Liberal: a church w
Things U Don't Need To Know!
What kind of lover are you? BarbaricYou have a wild, fierce, and strong animal-like nature behind your lovemaking and that makes you very passionate. When you find the "one" you can give your whole heart to, you give that and then some! It's true that most people say there's no love behind that much fire but that's quite the opposite. You love who you're with and have no problem slamming them down on the sheets and showing them the time of their life! For this, your lover will respond back with the same animal nature and that will show you how much they love you back! For you, it's rough all the way and always very heated and intense!!!How do you compare? Take this test! | Tests from Testriffic

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