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It is how they are raised, they think they are kewl, because they are jocks in high school and they can make fun of anyone they want, well guess what, times have changed, they grow up, lose there friends and become fat, so its not wise to tease a overweight person because paybacks are a bitch genius (sp). It is funny that these super models will one day have breasts sagging down to there knees, and they gloat about being so popular, people should be treated fairly, and popular guys, no good news for you either, your balls will start to sag and touch the toilet water when u sit down haha. have a nice day!
Stupid People Who Think They Own Pages
Stupid Bet
ok i made another stupid bet.. not that my other bets have been stupid just not smart but id never take the one bet back, well maybe not to make it a bet but i enjoyed wat it was and its over now....GAME OVER....ok duh was never a game...but anyhow......... I have 11 days left to aquire 24 more crushes and to beable to keep all 50 till the end of that day wich is sept not gonna ask for yur crushes cuz look where that got me during the contest..yeah yeah i hated them to but i was talked into it..... But i have until the 10th to aquire these crushes knowing she has one on me as well and might get a bur up her ass and drop her crush that day and id loose.... well if i loose i have to delete my acct from Fubar....maybe its for the best....i know its hard as hell to keep crushes so im thinkin im gonna lay this bet down walk away take my loss...besides away from here might do me some heres wat im gonna leaveing this in the hands of all u...u will dec
Stupid People In My Area
Bloody pig's head found at New Durham residence NEW DURHAM — With blood still dripping from it, police say a pig's head was discovered Friday morning on the driveway of a residence on Valley Road. Police are now trying to find out who's responsible for tossing the pig's head onto the driveway, where it came from and if it was meant as a message for an area police officer. The head was located at the end of the driveway at a home near the Alton town line, according to Police Chief Shawn Bernier. The resident was heading to work when the pig head was spotted at the end of the long driveway. A woman residing at the home wouldn't identify herself on Tuesday afternoon and would only say that she "was going to work and it was just there." Bernier said when police arrived at the home on Friday it appeared the pig had been recently killed because blood was coming from its head. "It looked like it may have been slaughtered in the last couple of days because there was fresh b
Stupid People
Beware of this woman... Donna bella@ fubar I was once Friends with her, we spoke for about a week or so, both on here and on the phone. Just friendly Conversations, nothing romantic or anything like that. After about a week or so, she said this to me. "You should leave your Girlfriend and be with me" keep in mind I have never met this woman... and she wants me to leave my girlfriend. Anyways, I told her not, that I would not do that, and I do not know how you can want a man who would do that, because who is to say he won't do the same to you. She then got mad, started flipping out, I then hung up the phone, she proceeded to try to text and call me before I blocked her number. Later that day when I go to visit my Girlfriend and spend the weekend I tell her about what happened, then the next morning, we wake up and she checks her fubar, and tells me, "omg, she msged me" She sent msges to my Girlfriend saying, I never told her I had a Girlfriend, that I was che
Stupid People
On a recent weekend in Atlantic City, a woman won a bucketful of quarters at a slot machine. She took a break from the slots for dinner with her husband in the hotel dining room. But first she wanted to stash the quarters in her room. "I'll be right back and we'll go to eat," she told her husband and carried the coin-laden bucket to the elevator. As she was about to walk into the elevator she noticed two men already aboard. Both were black. One of them was big.. very big... an intimidating figure. The woman froze. Her first thought was: These two are going to rob me. Her next thought was: Don't be a bigot, they look like perfectly nice gentlemen. But racial stereotypes are powerful, and fear immobilized her. She stood and stared at the two men. She felt anxious, flustered and ashamed. She hoped they didn't read her mind - but God, they had to know what she was thinking! Her hesitation about joining them in the elevator was all too obvious now. Her face was flushed. She couldn'
Stupid People
So... it is Friday and so far things have been going well... no bosses... a little busy but I will live... then I get rated a 3... on my new default pic no less... BASTARDS!
Stupid Stupid Some People Are Just Stupid
This blog is for those whom know what has been going on with me and my kids. Stupid Stupid Some People Are Just Stupid there sure is alot of them out there in the world becuase i dont understand there action of how they take care of things or handle things....Today was a normal Saturday spending time with the kids. Till my own child walks up to me and he has a mark on his face to his top of his nose all the way down his cute little face...Even his lips were all banged up. Any mother or father frist ask what happen and i get told i dont know. Now someone tell me how a child that has a his nose mouth and in all marked up dont know what happen ? Now my son will be eight next Saturday so he would of known what happen to him self. By this time im getting a lil agervated because his so called fa ther is ingore me on my questions. The turns to me and says oh he fell, now i would of let if at that if they looked like he had fallen or gotten hurt on his bike. but something didnt look right.
Stupid Shit
You have a sexual IQ of 157 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at if you reading this, i take it that your on my friends list. let me start by saying alot of people that has accepted me as there friend are starting to be very rude. let me make one thing clear , i am here to talk to new people and hopefully make some new friends, i am not here to get my ass chewed out becuase i didn't read your 9 page fucking biography. i feel that if i ask you where you are from , and i get some dumbass remark about how i didn't remember your entire profile, please take me off of your list. it's a simple fucking question. if it's that hard to talk to someone on here , why are you here? so anyone that doesn't want me as a friend please remove me , but don't get all pissy cuas
Stupid A**holes
Ok, so far tonight I have talked to two very beautiful girls who have recently gotten their hearts broken and listening to their stories has made me sad and also made me realize some things. Both of the girls are outrageously gorgeous and very nice people and I have no clue why a guy would ever break up with either one of them or treat them the way the guys did. One of the girls was getting abused and the other girl got pregnant. Anyway, guys that abuse women are nothing but worthless pieces of s****. They do not deserve anyone. The girl who was getting abuse was going to beauty pagents and she is not stuck up like a lot of other girls that compete in beauty pagents. I got the chance to talk to her for a while tonight and she is a really nice person with a great personality. She really loves him even though he is abusive. She is willing to take him back if he changes. He is not going to change, even if he does he is going to change back to the way he was most likely. I feel reall
Stupid Ramblings Of A Bored Chick....
I was always drifting not knowing where to land. I went through the motions wondering what it was all for. I had always lived my life not for me but for everyone around me...and always failed to reach their expectations of what i should be. I had done it so long that when I looked into the mirror I no longer recognized the person staring back at me. What could i could i go on?? I had created a shell to bury who i really was. I think i still exist somewhere inside of this strangers body. At times i even think for a moment i see myself trying to peek through. Maybe I'm just hiding, no courage to break out. After all, for so long I walked this earth and was either ignored or criticized for who i was. So now instead of me..stands this shell...this facade. This body that i hide deep inside of. I declared along time ago no longer would i take the longer would i be forced to feel unwelcomed. My "shell", my "host" would be the one. She would take the pain for me.
Stupid Stuff
Stupid People
Stupid Ct Stuff
Stupid Questions... - take your own poll! 1. How old are you?over 30 2. What is your sexual orientation?Bisexual 3. Have you ever given somone oral sex?Sure I have 4. Have you ever received oral sex?Yes, of course 5. How many sexual partners have you had?No Answer 6. What is your pubic hair style?Landing strip, a little hair still there 7. What is your choice of underwear style?Thong 8. Have you ever had anal sex?Sort of tried to 9. What is your favorite position?Doggie style 10. How often do you masturbate?Whenever I can 11. Have you ever kissed a girl?Yes, for sure 12. Have you ever had sex with a girl?Yes, I sure have 13. Have you ever taken, or been in naked photos?Yes, been in them 14. Have you ever had multiple partners at once?Yes, an all out orgy 15. Have you watched porn?Yes, of course. Who hasn't? 16. Have you ever been to a nude beach or nudist area?Nope, I am modest 17. Have you ever watched others, or been watched having sex?Both watched ot
Stupid Nieghbors
they live 3 drs down from me, they are gross and discusting ppl. They impregnate these girls all over the nieghborhood and what gets me is nobody has considered getting the boys snipped. God I hate these ppl, DEA is sitting on their house everyday waiting for them to fuck up!!!!!!!!!! Theres another lil girl living in their house, got knocked up by one of the sons who is BRAIN DAMAGED!!!!!!!!!!! and now wants her out of the house, WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I just had to rant about these ppl I cant stand!!! Thanks for reading.
Stupid Rabbit
Stupid Fact Of The Day
The late Bill Marvey, one of the world's last remaining manufacturer of barber poles, shared his expert opinion in a 1981 article. He explains: The symbolism of the barber pole goes back to the barber/surgeon of the Middle Ages. In addition to cutting hair, he'd pull teeth, let blood, use leeches, lance boils. He'd hang his bandages out to dry, and they'd blow in the wind and twist around red and white together. If you needed dental work, enemas, or wound surgery during this time, the barber/surgeon was the man to visit. A pole painted red and white (to represent blood and bandages) was an advertisement to potential patients. By the 19th century, barbers began focusing on hair styling and snipping, leaving the ER work to the doctors. The distinctive striped pole remained however. It's not quite as clear what the blue stripe of a barber pole represents. One interpretation says the blue stands for veins. Marvey believes the blue stripe was added during the turn of the century as a
Stupid Fucking People
Stupid People
Well this is the only way to follow through for now about the Mumm about society today.It's a shame that people can't read and don't understand how to look at things.The mumm about the white race had nothing to do with White power as some of you dumb ass' thought.It is about the change in society today.How so you rationalize the thought of making it more important to take care of illegal aliens and to change society today to adjust for people comming here from other countries.They don't change for us and americans are now a minority,what the hell did I miss.Did I pull a rip van winkle or something.So to the dumb ass that got offended that mumm was just about you and your sorry ass should be shipped back to where ever the hell your from.All of you people who missed the previous point need some help and I can see why things are so in trouble.
Stupid Boys
dont play with me im not a fucking doll!STOP FUCKING USING ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stupid People!
Stupid People
I hate stupid people. My ex and ex best friend. The two of them decided to start dating when her and I were working on our relationship. I moved out because she wont get off her mommies tit. WOW I cant stand that after 26 years of being alive you would think it would be time to be your own person. I dont know you tell me
Stupid Me
im sitting here typing one handed because I fell at work and sprained my wrist,shoulder and hip. i hurt all over from this and it SUCKS! i have to keep my arm elevated. i hate hospitals
Stupid Cute Girls
I don't under-damn-stand it. There are tons of cute women out there who literally hate themselves. Some put up naked or graphic pictures of themselves so they can try to feel better about themselves, but more often than not they are reluctant at best to believe the comments such photos garner. I have read many profiles and seen many pics on this site and far too often cute girls are tagging full body pics with self deprecating remarks about how fat they are or about how they don't like the way they look. I wish they could see the beauty everyone else does. I heard a student of mine comment about bigger girls, he said they need love too, just not from him. That is fair, it takes a special eye to truly discern beauty and understand that not every woman should be a twig. Curves are wonderful and everyone has their own tastes. Personally I have dated women from a size 0 to a size 20 and I have to say they all have had complexes about being too fat, the size 0 was even a bulimic and
Stupid Shit
Okay...I'm a pretty honest guy and if I am rating a picture then I am going to call it as I damn well see it. I have yet to rate anyone below a 7, but let's face it, not everyone is a 10. I hate it when people get pissed off because you were honest, so they rate you as a one (I can roll with the punches) and then block you. What a fucking loser! Be honest when you vote or go the fuck to another site! PERIOD!!!
Stupid Co-workers
Ok, it's been a few days since I wrote about Angie. It's not that there isn't anything to tell. Where Angie is concerned, there's always much to tell-I just haven't had the energy to talk about her. I mean, really, hate and anger is time-consuming and draining. Something is happening in her life, and we're all speculating, but no one will tell us what's going on. Not that I'm extremely concerned about her foul life, but I want to know so that I can mock her and feel superior. LOL. Yeah, I know it's terrible, but she brings out the worst in me! I feed my anger with a daily dose of mockery, disdain, suspicion, and antagonism. Yeah, I know that this is a childish and foolish endeavor. I understand that letting someone get to me only hurts me, but it is so deliciously wicked to hold on to these feelings. Now…what could be going on in her life? I "heard" she told HR she needs money right away…maybe to bail out her trifling husband. Of course, we looked online to see if he
Stupid Tv Quotes!
I show you my world I peek into yours I give you my thoughts You try to share as well. Words, Images, a self portrait, yet silence until I share with you my songs... And you tell me a story. I try to grasp intent, you struggle to enlighten. A world apart and yet so close spirits grappling for knowledge.....yearning to comprehend, must find peace Evermore there is silence..... CandyO
Stupid People
NEW YORK (Reuters) - Deal or no deal? An online exchange between a woman looking for a husband who earns more than $500,000 a year and a mystery Wall Street banker, who assessed her potential for romance as a business deal, has cause quite an Internet stir. The anonymous 25-year-old woman recently posted an ad on the free online New York community Web site Craigslist,, appealing for advice on how to find a wealthy husband. "I know how that sounds, but keep in mind that a million a year is middle class in New York City, so I don't think I'm overreaching at all," the woman, who described herself as "spectacularly beautiful" and "superficial," wrote. "I dated a business man who makes average around 200 - 250. But that's where I seem to hit a roadblock. $250,000 won't get me to Central Park West," she said, asking questions like "where do rich single men hang out?" The mystery banker, who said he fit the bill, offered the woman an analysis of her
Stupid People
Stupid Shoutboxes
NCguy456: dude, would u ever tagteam a bitch---u take the back as I get sucked off and then swithc ->NCguy456: wilmington is a cool town NCguy456: I should come out there and hang out...I love Wilmington ->NCguy456: yeah NCguy456: u live in Wilmington right? ->NCguy456: it;s all good just kinda like whoa NCguy456: Im sorry ->NCguy456: i guess im starting to find it odd your shoutboxing another dude about it though? NCguy456: Im a huge horndog bro, are u ->NCguy456: i hear ya NCguy456: hahaha, I like tits...somethin to squeeze as u get sucked off and ass u can slap as u fuck her hard from behind, ya know??? ->NCguy456: yes please NCguy456: Fuck yea---u like tits or ass more man ->NCguy456: OMG yes NCguy456: are there a lot of hot ass chicks on here man ->NCguy456: love it NCguy456: bored as fuck here, I just joined this site a few days ago, do u like it ->NCguy456: nadda NCguy456: Sup man ->DJ Twistie...: i hope they don't infect me with the ca
Stupid People
It never seems to amaze me how stupid and immiture other people can be. Seriously, have you ever encountered someone who CANNOT get over something, and they have the constant need to bring up old shit! This, to me, is a sure sign that they have NOTHING going on in there life, and my life MUST be more interesting than theirs. This is PATHETIC on so many levels!! Grow up, get a life of your own and stay out of other peoples lives, LOSER!!!
Stupid People
This coming from a chick who'll pretty much fuck anyone and anything that glances her way, although she tries to pretend that she's all sweet and innocent. She doesn't like me because I think she's a whore, and when my ex went to fuck her last night, something set her off... ->SapphireRayne: And, to top it off, when I told him what I said, he said "Whille that may be completely true, I wish you wouldn't have said that" ->SapphireRayne: Think about it. You get a visit when no one else'll fuck him... otherwise, you don't get a second thought. I mean, if that's OK with you, then I guess everyone knows what YOU really are. I lost what little semblance of respect I had for you when you asked him to fuck you when he had a girlfriend. I know that you wouldn't have respected OUR relationship had we chosen to work on things. ->SapphireRayne: No, it's just kinda funny that you're only good enough to fuck. I mean, hey, if you're OK with that, then more power to you. SapphireRayne:
Stupid Fubar Shit!
Enough! With the bulletins about whose using scripts. We all know they're not suppose to be used. I don't use them nor do I really honestly care if anyone else does either. Get real! Its a fucking site, ONLINE! Perhaps if you actually got off your asses and did something productive other than fubar, you might enjoy being on here from time to time, rather than piss and moan about how many referrals people have, rates, fans, whose a top 10 with their profile, picture, blog, and bulletin. Wow to all that are like this. Hooah for those that actually come on here to have a good time and not have to deal with people's fucking drama! I'm tired of seeing the same blogs and bulletins. The backstabbers of Fubar. Get lives, please!♥Zaphara Countess of Angels LDC Family♥
Stupid People
Stupid Romantic Poem
(¨`·.·´¨) (¨`·.·´¨) `·.¸(¨`·.·´¨)¸.·´ ×°×`·..¸.,·´ ×°× If you love someone, tell them..... broken hearts are often caused by unspoken words! (¨`·.·´¨) (¨`·.·´¨) `·.¸(¨`·.·´¨)¸.·´ ×°×`·..¸.,·´ ×°× or just by complete Asswipes/bitches!! like a bolt from the blue i come to you arms stretched and open wide like a spark in the night im providing the light for you to walk by my side
Stupid People In The Drive Thru
It is a sad time for me. I recently lost two of my best friends. You might know them; The original silent bob and daria. They are or were fu-husband and wife. Their story is tragic. For Christmas, Silent Bob was given a game. They waited a couple of days to begin playing the game. Now, they have been consumed. Only leaving the house to go to work. Only logging on their computer for this one thing. WORLD OF WAR-CRACK. I thought I could step in and save them, but when I tried to shut the game off, Daria broke a glass bottle and "dared" me to do it. They are gone forever. I will miss them. Daria,silent bob... I love you. Please come back to fubar!!
Stupid People Shouldn't Be Allowed To Breed
I just read about this bullshit on What type of inbreeding do people do that makes them think they can get away with fucking shit like this? The 1st amendment shouldn't be allowed to protect people that are this retarded! FUCK THEM!!!!!!!! BALTIMORE - A grieving father won a nearly $11 million verdict Wednesday against a fundamentalist Kansas church that pickets military funerals out of a belief that the war in Iraq is a punishment for the nation's tolerance of homosexuality. Albert Snyder of York, Pa., sued the Westboro Baptist Church for unspecified damages after members demonstrated at the March 2006 funeral of his son, Lance Cpl. Matthew Snyder, who was killed in Iraq. The jury first awarded $2.9 million in compensatory damages. It returned in the afternoon with its decision to award $6 million in punitive damages for invasion of privacy and $2 million for causing emotional distress. Snyder's attorney, Craig Trebilcock, had urged jurors to determine
Stupid Fucking Drunks
man yesturday just wasnt my day... first i almost got into an accident that morning cause my truck is a piece of shit which i blame on my alcoholic piece of shit ex... then that same truck fucking blew up on me after going to get my man from polk city.. i mean litterally blew the fuck up.. then i called my ex bitching at him cause he gave me the fucked up truck when he knew id be driving his kids and shit around with me and he took my brand new truck for me cuase hes pissed im now happy... then the fucking prick wants to get the nerve to tell me hes going to come over and beat my ass and my mans ass.. he did come over drunk off his ass but the only one who got there ass whooped was him.. my baby laid him out twice and when the cops were called noone went to jail cuase we saved both guys but even the cops said ( smiling no doubt ) that mark deserved it and that thats what stupids drunks get.... sorry about airing all that out but it had to be done.. for me lol.. later bitches XOXOX
Stupidity For Popularity
Stupid F'n Pervs!!!!
that album marked private....but clearly marked NOT private for a reason. it is my son. he is my life. he is the most important thing in this entire world. he is my everything. i do not share him with random pervs on fubar. you have to earn that privilege. good start is spending enough time to glance at my profile, where it also clearly says they're not cheap step is not being a creep and asking to see my "private pics, baby"...if you want to put your naked self on here, more power to you...but i NEVER stop asking....if i want you to see them, i will allow you to...but not everyone on here is looking for free porn or a cheap lay...some of us have standards and morals and respect for ourselves and others...and have pictures of our child because some of our friends CARE ABOUT THE PERSON...not the thank you and goodnight tay
Stupid People
For anyone that reads this...this may make me look like the bad guy, is he not in the wrong as well? Comment are greatly appreciated! (sorry for all the extra stuff headers and what not) Hide header Date: Fri, 09 Nov 2007 10:10:47 -0700 From: Size: 5 KB To: Reply-To: Hmmm yeah that is what I thought. See maybe you should learn to talk to someone first, before you just start mouthing off. Not everyone is "like you" or thinks like you...obviously you have not figured that out. Just because someone grows up around "white people"( as you put it) does not mean that they have "forgotten" whatever it is that you seem to think that people forget. I am proud of who I am. I am a mother, educated, and self sufficient ... on top of that very happy with every aspect of my life. You have shown your ignorance and intollerance of the differences that we have in this world. Come on, we live in the world largest melting pot...or do you not know that.?? Yo
Stupid People
Stupid As Stupid Does
(13 May 1998, New Jersey) There's apparently not much to do in Long Branch during the long May evenings. A 51-year-old man decided to satisfy his fantasy of robotic love by seeking sexual gratification with his vacuum cleaner. Most men would think twice before poking a valuable organ into a vacuum, but this optimistic fellow had no qualms about the safety of his intended course of action. And using a vacuum cleaner had the appealing aspect of tidying up his mess after satisfying him. Our horny hero didn't realize that the suction on his hand-held Singer A-6 was created by a blade whirling just beneath the hose attachment, adjacent to the collection bag. His search for pleasure was cut short seconds after he stuck his penis into the vacuum and the blade lopped off part of his penis. With a sense of loss, he staggered to the phone and called police. He told them that he had been stabbed in his sleep. When police pointed out suspicious evidence, the victim claimed not to remember the i
Stupid People
Ok so here's something else that really irritates me... It really irks me when someone runs their mouth without knowing what they are really talking about first. Now I'm sure I am guilty of doing this a time or two, but I (at least) have learned that it is best to hear the other person out before freaking out. Unfortunately there are more people out there that have failed to learn that small lesson in life. So, they continue to bitch and bluster about, only to look the jackass when the truth finally does smack them in the face. Now I would much rather feel a tiny bit assinine for not understanding the situation and having it be explained to me, than feel like a complete jackass when I am proven completely wrong. Call me crazy if you will. I just wish others would take the time to hear the sides of a situation before jumping aboard the bandwagon for either side. Make informed decisions people, don't just dive in head first without looking first. I mean seriously. Ya know
Stupid Stuff
It occurs to me that alot of things in life are like watching 2 girls 1 cup. You really don't want to see it, it disgusts you and makes you want to puke, but if you force yourself through it, it becomes less disgusting. Well ok, it never gets less disgusting, but you become a little more numb to it with every little bit you see. If you don't know what it is, I'll warn you, its highly disgusting, but I know at least one person will be curious, if so go to and be horrified for yourself. That is all for my rambling today. I can be bad all by my motherfuckin self. I had a long blog about stupid shit thats bothering me..but it occurs to me that thats for pussys and little I'm not going to say anything, and leave it at that.
Stupid Shit I Do
So today (11/15/07) I was hit and then pinned for a bit by this 4ton lift/crane. I was pinned by the edge of the fulcrum/boom arm against my car. The damage to my car was done mostly by my arm, with the force of the crane behind it. The injury shown (bottom pic) was all the damage I personally sustained. Just some of the stupid shit I do..... I just had to do of course the conversation starts at the bottom and goes to the top, and I am to lazy to fix it for read it in reverse and see if you can make sense of this whack job....on minute he's mad, the next he is complementing me....oh boy, I loves me some dumb peoples.....LOL I am not going to put this guys profile addy up here outta, well I kinda want to protect his dumbass from all you people that will do the silly shit you do so well to people like him ( sad ain't it? Me protecting him, I must be slipping or something....) have fun it is a good read.... ->Ninja Assa...: Nice...I see the public school system
ok i created this acct because of i guess curiosity as to what my husband was doing. or trying to do. there's a girl on here who apparently has a thing for him or whatever. come on, its the internet. altho there's more to this one chick. apparently she doesn't like me. i didn't do anything to her. but i really don't care. so to shelly. if you want him, take him. but don't act like a child over it all.
Stupid Questions
Stupid Funny Everyday Shit
Honest to god!!!! You wish me to believe you are 20 yrs younger than me and really want to have a relationship with me? EXCUSE ME? Do I look stupid?? First off you don't have the intelligence of a gnat to hold a decent conversation! Secondly if you want to get to know me, don't start with how you want to eat, lick, nibble, or suck on any body part of mine in the first 5 minutes! When I tell you I have no interest in Cyber, phone sex, or Web Cam, PLEASE, do not have a childish hissy fit. I have been asked for these things 100's of times. Its a game!!! I want a real man with real skin and real body parts all up against my real skin, real body parts. I want him capable of a decent conversation, holding a job, and getting it up! Little Boy, when you grow up, come back and see me. The other day, I had a man turn down my friendship request. His comment was, "oh, you accept just anyone". Now folks, this is about one of the stupidest comments I ever heard. Number 1. This is t
Stupid People
COLCHESTER -- A Swanton teenager died early Saturday morning when the car in which he was riding was struck by another driving in the wrong direction on Interstate 89 by a man who allegedly admitted to police that he had come from a local bar. Vermont State Police said Nicolas Fournier, 18, of Swanton died on impact as the result of internal injuries from the crash, which occurred shortly after midnight. Fournier, a 2007 graduate of Missisquoi Union Valley High School, ran cross country and played baseball and basketball for the school. Police arrested Shawn Burritt, 32, of Jericho on several charges. Trooper Michelle LeBlanc said they included driving under the influence for the fourth time with death resulting; leaving the scene of an accident; driving with a suspended license; violating conditions of release; and grossly negligent operation. Burritt remained jailed at the Chittenden Regional Correctional Facility in South Burlington late Saturday on $100,000 cash bail
Stupid Doctors
Ok well here goes my story... Twas the day before Thanksgiving, my children were at there dads spending time with him and there grandma, when i get a phone call from their grandma letting me know that my youngest has been crying for 2 hours. So i go pick him up take him to the closest ER,didnt have to wait very long, the docter came in checked him out asked lots of questions.. asked my son were he was hurting, so he pointed to his groin and below his belly button.. So he pokes around on his belly then goes to do the dreaded testicle check (thought maybe hernia).. So hes messing around down there on the right one it was fine starts on the left and my son starts screaming and crying.. So they called in the urologist to check him out.. He come in did the same exam said there was something wrong. ran some test which come back fine, but theres something wrong with the left testicle( which my son calls his eggs).. Then another Dr. came in and checked just his belly.. said he just had gastroi
Stupid Bush
I can't wait 4 the day when he's finally out of office. I think he is the dumbest president & has made the worst decisions & is only there by chance, not by our choice. So stepdad got this calendar 4 his b-day about quotes & other stupid ish Bush's done. I scanned some of em n if u get a chance take a look @ em! lol I love that the calendar's countin down tha days till he's outta office! The world will be a betta place! Peace!
Stupid People
How many people rent? Well, I do. It sucks! Today my Landlord told me she has had enought money to pay utilities for 3 MONTHS! what the hell is she doing with my money?! Granted I haven't been able to pay my full rent due to cut hours. But, the thing that gets me is she just told me my gas and electric wil be turned off on the 30th if I don't come up with at $100.00. i just sent her my whole paycheck. I haven't even gone christmas shopping, grocery shopping, or gas. My car has a 1/4 tank, I have a 1 year old, and my mom doesn't get paid until the 8th. STUPID PEOPLE!!! WHAT ABOUT MY SON?!! everything in the refig. will go bad. NO HEAT, NO FOOD, THANKS @$$HOLES!!!
This is utterly stupid that people get upset at me for not rating their pictures back. I have to ask, do you know how many picture rates and profile rates I get in a day? Over 300 at least! How am I supposed to return them all?! I have a life to live! I'd have to sit at the computer all day to be able to return them all! I try my hardest to return rates, but sometimes there are just too many! I appericate everyone that rates me! I just get called so many rude names for not rating back. And I'm getting sick and tired of it. So if you don't understand why I can't always rate you back, then I don't know how to make you understand. But I'm sick and tired of the rude names that I get called on a day to day basis by some of you. Please, its only FUBAR. Where I love each and every one of my friends and fans, I WILL NOT tolerate being disrespected by ANY of you. NONE of you really know me. So PLEASE stop and think before you decide to send hatemail my way. Because I'm TIRED OF IT!!! Th
Stupid People
I just lost all my commenting priviledges on fubar today, and I'm PISSED. And I do mean ALL...I can't even leave a comment on a friend's profile or blog, nor on my own friends-only mumms! The worst part is that the COWARD who did it to me won't tell me they did it or why, and didn't give me a changce to retract it, change it, or apologize before zapping me. Now I ask you: Is that any way to behave? Fush yu, mang. The bouncers simply say it was ADMIN and point me toward the fubar TOS... which others violate with impunity every day. So why single me out? My guess is it's because I dared to scoff at the "no fakes" bullshit one too many times. But seriously, if I want to use a default photo that's not myself, say an actor or a cartoon character, where is the harm? I always add a disclaimer right at the top of my ABOUT ME section when I do so. It's just for fun, not to get points. I don't give a shit about fu-points! I'm just here for the laughs. Anway, if the louse who did this
Stupid Girls
I dont ever blog but I have to make an exception today. I can not believe the measures that some girls will take to break up a marriage. COM'ON!! Get over it, if he wanted you he would have had you. Apparently he didnt want you back then and he still doesnt want you now. That would be why he is married!!! So play all your games but its not going to work. Im so sorry that your life is that lonely and you have to try and ruin others to get your kicks. Just remember what comes around goes around. What you get in the end will be so much worse then what you are giving right now. But hell enjoy yourself while you can because it wont last long!
Stupid Ex Husband Rants
He is!!! He's just informed me he's taking me to court because he doesn't like how I chose to pay our son's university directly, because it's a bit different from the way it is in the divorce decree. And that's because his stupid company dicked around with getting ME the money from HIM for 7 MONTHS!!! I am trying to be grateful to him for showing me why I left his sorry ass in the first place. He's crazy and I got tired of hearing about how fat, ugly and stupid I was... Sorry to rant, and to use bad language, it's not usually my style, but I'm PISSED! He is!!! He's just informed me he's taking me to court because he doesn't like how I chose to pay our son's university directly, because it's a bit different from the way it is in the divorce decree. And that's because his stupid company dicked around with getting ME the money from HIM for 7 MONTHS!!! I am trying to be grateful to him for showing me why I left his sorry ass in the first place. He's crazy and I got tired of he
Stupid People
My ex boyfriend has to be the most stupid person i know. He calls me asking me if i know of anyone he can date. Of course i know lots of single people, but do you think i would honestly give him they're number? Nah!! I was stupid once and gave him my friend Abby's number. She called me a few days later getting mad at me. She told me that she went to meet him and he had the IQ of a 5 year old. She was trying really hard to be nice to him not to hurt his feelings. She really wanted nothing to do with him. She blew him off basically. Seriously, the guy didnt get the point. Some how he got the idea that they were going to meet again. He went to the local Wal-mart and waited 2 hours for her. He calls me asking if i knew where she was. Sorry, its not my turn to keep track of her!! He told me that they talked on the phone for hours and decided to meet to have sex. YEA like that was going to happen.......
Stupid People!!!
K i just had someone rate my page and send a friend request to me... I go to their page and rate them when my mouse jumped and i accidently rated her a 9. before i can refresh the page to rate her a 10 from a 9 she has already rated me to a 1 from a 10 and blocked me... That is some jooky shiat...i mean for the love of anything people make mistakes give them a chance to correct it before you fully block them... i can't even get through to her to explain... some people just have no patience.... ohh well... i guess i didn't want to be her friend anyways... Stupid people lately are pissin me off... is there really that much common sence lacking in the world today??? If i ask you a question and you repeat it back to me, can i smack you upside the head??? I know the fuckin question already i'm the one that asked it... If you ask a question but already know the answer... why did you ask it in the first place??? i'll have to come back to this one later... Just thinking about these stupid p
i think that i was played by the woman who i promised to give my whole life too! does anyone out there know how bad that sucks? if so please let me know what you think that i should do please....yes things have been along rough road to where we are now but for some strange reason i just can't seem to let go, and you would think that after all the hurt and all the pain tha we have put each other through, not just mentally but physically and spiritually that i would be able to just let go and get on with my life, but for some strange reason i still love this woman more than life itself and i can't quite figure out why and i think that it will always be there and that scares the shit out of me because for what ever the reason she just completely gave up on me not that i am perfect because within the last couple of months i myself quit trying but i cant let go, so why is that does anyone know or does anyone have any idea......why am i still so in love with some one who wants nothing to do
I remember my mother saying 2 me last year, "its time u enjoyed life 2". So here i am asking myself, am i enjoying my life? Hell no. I'm running in2 the same thingz az every other year - surrounding my self with ppl who dont mean what they say, ppl trying 2 uze the fuck out of me and ppl who cant respect my time. I CANT EVEN DO A SIMPLE SHOW in a FUBAR LOUNGE cuz i get fucking interrupted for 6 hourz that i had set aside 2 finish the material up 4 the show. And yes, im getting 2 be one GROUCHY cold FUCK. If u were 2 ask me why, i'd tell u...."i'm a product of everything u have done 2 me." And dont tell me not 2 be a such hater,...becuz U created the hater i am. Will i ever change? Only when U do. IF U REALLY ARE: 1. a HipHop Barbie Slut 2. an avid fan of anal sex 3. a redneck by day and Vampire on the internet 4. not the person in your default pic 5. hoping i'm as unconditional as Jack Sprat 6. so man crazy that you spend entire dinner dates on your cell phone
"People are stupid; given proper motivation, almost anyone will believe almost anything. Because people are stupid, they will believe a lie because they want to believe it's true, or because they are afraid it might be true. People's heads are full of knowledge, facts, and beliefs, and most of it is false, yet they think it all true. People are stupid; they can only rarely tell the difference between a lie and the truth, and yet they are confident they can, and so are all the easier to fool." Terry Goodkind "Wizard's First Rule" (pg. 560)
Stupid People
you know what I don't understand about people... why they feel that they must announce the obvious to you... To all of my friends on here that know me or actually have spoke to me for any length of time, they know that I am a BIG GIRL... I don't hide it or lie about it... I use real pics on here and am not ashamed of the way I look... There is more to me then my looks but obviously some people do not realize that.. I just love coming home from working all day, to a random message in my sb saying that I am ugly and then the next day another message from the same person calling me a fat ass!! OMG!!! First of all if you feel the need to insult me atleast be original!! Like I haven't been called a fat ass before? WTF ever!!! I am all woman and 100% real and to the losers such as this one that cannot accept a real woman stay the fuck off my page, block me, do what you got to do because I sure the fuck don't need you as a friend!! To those of you that know me know that I can be your best fri
Stupid People
hate people that say there gonna do something and turn around and don't do it i use to be like that to but i have grown up if i wanna do something i'm gonna go do it and not give a fuck what people think i even lost a good women cause i held back you don't realize what you have till it's gone then it's to late to do anything about it all you can think about about is what you had people say grow the fuck up and move on which is true for some things but not all so don't let time pass you bye but live it to the fullest
Stupid Mean People
Ok so after I posted my last blog I got a comment from someone wanting to help me out. I thought about it and decided, "naw I can take care of myself and I don't need anyone starting 'drama' for me." LOL I have enough of that in my "real" life. I come here to get away from all that. Well after I turned down his help, and rated him a 10 for being so nice. I set my status to "stepped away" and walked away from the 'puter. I came back to the same guy rating me ones! WTF people? ARE YOU KIDDING ME??? Are you all in fukkin high school. Grow the fuk up please! So I'm guessing he figured out who was doing the crap to me, by the comment she left on my main page, (that I didn't delete, because I don't care. And I figure it makes her look like a bigger dumbass for having it stay there.) LOL So yeah, she is a little high school drama queen because she had to have some random guy come rate me a bunch of ones. LMAO! Whatever. As if I care. Then he abandoned his profile. STUPID MEAN PE
Stupid Guys
Stupid People
Mr. Sell’s Dragon Part two As soon as Mr. sell arrived home, vigorously petting his Irish wolfhound, Spartan, he asked his housemaid, Mathilde, that a small plate of sandwiches and a pitcher of water be brought to his study. He was planning on making a marathon examination of the manuscript and didn’t want to have to stop for a meal. He was too excited and knew he needed to make haste to the phone to place that call to his colleague, Richard Bunch. Mr. Bunch was the foremost expert on rare manuscripts in the country and had vast lingual knowlege and a carefully network of resources at his disposal. As the elderly house-maid brought Mr. Sell his requirements for the evening she noticed his agitated state and thought it was both odd and pleasing to see Mr. Sell so worked up over a newly found treasure. She’d been with Mr. Sell’s family for ought near 40 years and new Sell since he was a teenage lad. She watched his love for reading and research of every literary sort grow over
i find it really funny how people really say that mumms people put up are retarded. if they areso retarted then why do they vote and comment on them. why don't they do what i do. just move on . NEXT
Stupid Chain Letters And Other Crap!!!
Trying to help out in the fight against chain letters, fake viruses, Missing people hoaxes and other crap that is a waste of my time and probaby yours too...Just some URL`s that i found on a veryinforming site.................................... I`m just posting a few..ok, more than a few..but it goes to show that some people beleve anything they read, thats why they forward this stuff on. you can tell, i dont like chain letters or any of the other stuff thats like what i have posted here, so please dont forward me anything even remotely close. P.S I know some maybe a lot have actually received 1 or more of the ones i have put because i
Stupid Ppl In This World
Stupid Fucking Medication
Maybe its not the meds, maybe its just me, but fuck I got up at fucking 7:30 am, took my Lexapro, felt like crap all day, then 9 pm rolls around and I'm wired as shit. Stupid anti-depressants. I got 2 choices now, stay up or take a trazodone to help me sleep, but that shit never works right, I take it and then I'm high for like 5 hours and then I pass out. I can't even touch caffeine anymore, I drink a cup of coffee and I can't stop twitching. Thats what I get for being crazy.
Stupid Story From My High School Days....
Ok, when I was 16 we had a property that was essentially a money pit. It had tons of sand that turned to mud when it rained and both of them would sink your truck tires faster than quick sand. Well, my mom had gotten my dad's little Dodge Dakota stuck in this sand pit and we didn't know being inside the house and all. So we come outside and if you know anything about Texas women they can get madder than a poked rattlesnake. Well, mom was pissed that we weren't helping, so we struggled to get the tires unbogged with no success. So having spotted a brick near by with a kinda serrated edge, I thought it would add traction to the tires. With all the noise we rustled up a nest of bees in the brush next to us that were not happy. They stung both me and my sister and one got me on the scalp. I had my hair in a pony tail and pulled my hair out of it to get the bee out...about this time I heard one buzzing around my right ear. Having completely forgotten about the brick I gave myself a thorough
Stupid Games
First of all to understand this blog fully you need to read the one under ex's. Why is it when you tell somebody to leave you alone, they can't. I can't even go out to the bar and enjoy myself because my ex and her friends have to keep tabs on me. I don't want to go to a bar just so i have to look over my shoulder, i want to drink and have fun. And I know they are keeping tabs on me because i watch how they act in the bar, they walk thru and leave turn around and come back. Purposely walk behind me when there is clearly a path elsewhere when they know i don't like them. All it is, kiddie shit that needs to stop. GROW UP!!!!!!!!!!! I don't bother you, it is you that keeps bothering me. Get over the fact that i don't want anything to do with you no more. I have moved on, i stay out of your way so stay out of mine, simple and less drama. So what is the problem, are you jealous that you can't have me or do you just hate me because i moved on and don't care what you do with your
Stupid Men
What is so hard about being honest? Really do guys think we r stupid? Im not sure if they get better or worse with age. I just know that all of the guys ive dated and most of the guys i know r really fkn stupid! Guys women have and all ways will be smarter than u so please stop thinking we r as stupid as u:)
2007 Stupidy Awards
Yes, it's again that magical time of the year when the 2007 Stupidity Awards are bestowed, honouring the least of the bright among us. And this year's glorious Winner is: When his 38-caliber revolver failed to fire at his intended victim during a hold-up in Long Beach, California, would-be robber James Elliot did something that can only inspire wonder. He peered down the barrel and tried the trigger again. This time it worked. And now, the Honourable Mentions: 1. The chef at a hotel in Switzerland lost a finger in a meat-cutting machine and submitted a claim to his insurance company. The company expecting negligence sent out one of its men to have a look for himself. He tried the machine and he also lost a finger. The chef's claim was approved. 2. A man who shovelled snow for an hour to clear a space for his car during a blizzard in Chicago returned with his vehicle to find a woman had taken the space. Understandably, he shot her. 3. After stopping
Stupid People
 SPOTSYLVANIA, Va. -- A Spotsylvania man's family turned him in to police after he admitted to "fooling around" with the family dog, according to the Spotsylvania County Sheriff's Office. Robert John Ward, 66, was arrested Monday for alleged bestiality. Deputies began investigating Ward after a family member called authorities with the allegation. Ward admitted to a deputy that he had touched the dog inappropriately and that he'd had the dog perform sexual acts on him, according to the sheriff's office. A vet examined the dog and found that her anal glands were swollen, the sheriff's office said. The accusing relative said the dog had been acting strange for several weeks. Ward's being held without bond at the Rappahannock Regional Jail. ***********   Dumbass WICHITA, Kansas (AP) -- A 35-year-old woman who sat on her boyfriend's toilet for so long that her body was stuck to the seat had a phobia about leaving the bathroom, the boyfriend said. She is an adult; she made her
Stupid Bitches On Fubar
I hate all these bitches on here telling me that my man is cheating on me... Thats hella fucked up... If you dont want me here just tell me and I will leave...
Stupid A$$ Men!
Im writting this just bacause! In the last two days I have seen like 40 Mum's where men dont know what do do with women, or they've lost another one. Dont you ever wonder why that happens? Let me enliten you, Women are not objects you can play with for awhile and then put us back on the self. Women get bored easily we need attention and lots of it, If you want her to stay show her, will it kill you to buy her flowers or something? I promise that door wont hit you in face if you hold it open, and that car door- It wont singe your fingertips off either if you open it one and awhile. If all your picking up is trash thats what your goin to get, so dont expect much. Talk to her like shes your best friend. If she makes you mad tell her. Show some emotion! And for the love of God dont ask her if she wants sex you should if shes in the mood. If shes not just hold her and watch a movie! Your anatom
Stupid People
Call me a cunt I don't care. If I don't know you and haven't ever talked to you before I sure as hell ain't giving you my yahoo! So kiss my ass! Oh and blocking me and downrating me because of it shows what a fucktard you are.
Stupid People!!!
I came to this site to fill in time, I do a lot of mumms and notice the same thing... If it's supposed to be "Make Up My Mind" then why the hell are y'all posting stupid shit like "what should i wash first? my face or my ass?" Hasn't anyone got anything better to do that ask stupid questions?
Stupid People
->Call Me JO: i know it is that still dont give you the right to insult me like that............dont talk to me about free Picsinco: its a free county ->Call Me JO: i sont care if you are sorry i dont liek the fact that you did it in the first place Picsinco: i am sorry ->Call Me JO: i dont take it t onicely when some random boy {like yourself} leave me an insulting comment like that Picsinco: i am on here for fun people leave comments and people read it and laugh at them Picsinco: okay ->Call Me JO: you are the reason men have a bad name.........and that aint gonna do a damn thing to change my mind about the wyathat i feel about you Picsinco: i gave u a ten Picsinco: some take bad pics Picsinco: u better looking than half the woman on here ->Call Me JO: now you are puting word into my mouth ->Call Me JO: i didnt say i wanted a 10 did i Picsinco: i see you want me give u a ten Picsinco: why ->Call Me JO: i didnt say there were but it is common courtesy to rate them a ten
Stupid Crazy
Well here we go again...I've had my profile deleted twice now...hopefully 3rd times the charm. I have a family computer and both me and my husband use it, as well as my mother in law when she comes if i'm gettin deleted due to an IP issue...something needs to be done, because not everyone can afford a computer for every person in the house and pay for multiple IP address...I'm frustrated and very I'm rantin. I decided with some help from a good friend to give this another shot. So Peggy Bundy is BACK!
Stupid Crap About Life/love
This is my response to the following blog: "WHy is it when a "female" see's/date...ect more then one person or anything along those lines there called sluts skanks whores hoes bithes ect but oh when a male does it hes a player and pimp hes the man blah blah fuckin quit being hypocrites and just except the fact that it 2008 and women can do the same damn thing and shouldnt be called names for it..." It's not right for ANYONE....MAN or WOMAN to play anyone. If someone has feelings for you and wants to be exclusive but your not willing to be exclusive. You don't deserve those feelings he/she has for you. If he or she is worth screwing why isn't he or she worth dating exclusive? If he or she wants to walk away because you don't want to date him or her exclusively, what right do you have to tell him or her you don't want to lose him or her? If you don't want to lose him or her then do the MATURE thing and don't be a player/pimp/slut/whore/skank. Well I've decided since no one wan
You have to love it when people who start conversations by cursing you out suddenly try to be your friend, simply because they see it as a challenge. This particular chick thought that I could help her with a problem she was having. Here's her misery, for your possible amusement... "oh really I , me, have ur attention.... okay first of all...this is kinda long but bear with me... I was talking to this guy on here, we were pretty good friends I thought,... But neway, I'm married to a prick (kinda like you) so I enjoy the the good conversation, anyway every now and then we'd talk a little dirty but nuttin too bad you know, but then he's all of a sudden wanting me to call him and him me and shit... I'm like no if you call here my husbands gonna go fuckin crazy so..... my retarded ass calls him, ( i know he's got my number now) but i'm not worried about dat, anyway, buts he's all like trying to be a dick and shit, were chatting and he's all telling me i'm gonna have to hold on an
Stupidity And Drama
Stupid People Episode One
Stupid Parents!!
Why is it that whenever parents screw up they try to blame everyone but themselves. Most people wont have noticed this but many OTC medications geared towards kids under 6 have recently been pulled off the shelves by the FDA. Why you might ask?? Because parents are IDIOTS and are self-dosing and their kids are OD'ing and then they are blaming everyone except for their stupid selves. They read the packaging that specifically tells them the ages in which it is for and yet they continue to give to children under that age without first speaking with a doctor. Why should the drug manufactuers have to reformulate all these medications? It isnt their fault parents are idiots and refuse to read directions. So remember the next time you have a sick kid, wether it be a son, daughter, brother, sister, cousin or whatever.... dont be a dumb ass and give the child anything unless the box says you can.
Stupid People!!!
Ok, so like yeah, I posted this in a bulletin, but I couldn't for some reason get off the subject. At like 9:30 in the morning I was so flippin bored, so I started reading some of these mumms that people actually post. Ya all have got to check this one out: Ok, this guy actually has the nerve to ask if it is cheating if his spouse uses toys when he's not at home. What's wrong with this whole mumm you ask? Okay-now ya all now me and ya know by now I speak my mind and I'm not afraid to be blunt. Number one~this guy is asking is it cheating, but yet his photo is a pic of him lying in bed with no shirt on, and the dude is NOT ALL THAT!!!! Number two~out of curiousity, I went to the dude's page and looked at pics of him and his wife. The first thought that jumped into my mind was "Damn what episode of Jerry Springer did they meet on?" I mean come on now, if the bitch washed her hair to get the grease out of it-which looks like she dum
Stupid Survey
You Passed High School with an A You have the brains of a high school graduate... at least! Could You Pass High School? Your Candy Heart Says "First Kiss" You're a true romantic who brings an innocent hope to each new relationship. You see the good in every person you date, and you relish each step of falling in love. Your ideal Valentine's Day date: a romantic dinner your sweetie cooks for you Your flirting style: friendly and sweet What turns you off: cynics who don't believe in romance Why you're hot: you always keep the romance alive What Does Your Candy Heart Say?
Stupid Earthquake!
Omg it fucking scared the shit out of me! I just heard a loud noise and my bed bleddy shook, so bad! I freaked out! Got out of bed, turned on the light, checked my room for monsters, then got back in bed and went to sleep! I woke up this morning to find everyone talking about this stupid earthquake... They are wrong... Everyone knows it's the transformers landing on earth! Haha xx
Stupid Bitches
Ok, I really dont understand this. I log in last night and i have mail. Nice, I like mail, then all the sudden, when I open it, I am blasted for nothing. I do not understand people. Certain person, who I shall call Nightmare sent me a message that just blew me away. I have never done anything to said person but be civil. Yes, I do not care for Mrs. Nightmare, but I put up with her. Then to give me shit for looking at their page and not commenting? OMG how immature. Yes, I look at lots of peoples pages but that does not mean I am checking up on someone. It's called boredom! Well at least that bitch is blocked and outta my life for good now. I now return you to your normal broadcasting.
Stupid Lounges
Stupid lounges that take away their unsubscribe link well guys heres how to do it..... after the equal sign put the number to the lounge behind it and put it in ur web browser and press go! No one should sport a lounge u dont want to belong to!!!! MWAHAHA ~DevilsGoddess~ Bow Down Bitches!
Stupid Guy
->superman: ok thanks, "comoputer" genius with your "advice" superman: im explaiing my theory dumb ass ->superman: are you done with your conspiracy theory--and if you are to good for me why are you still talking to me? superman: so i advice u to be a good girl on here superman: the police are useless ->superman: oooo superman: i cant be traced my friend superman: everything ->superman: well when I hear it, I am sure that I will know all about who started it, now won't I? and have this page screen shotted and saved!! superman: and finally a balck screen everything gone and ill have all your info superman: a very slow but painful death superman: and you will expierince a slow grinding sound in your main terminal ->superman: good to know..thanks.. superman: what that means is your computer will shut down real slow superman: and send you a zooms day virus superman: i can get through your pc ports and find your ip address superman: wanna bet ->superman: ha. superman: yes
Stupid People
Stupid People That Thing A Gun Will Solve Ur Problems...
ok butterfly34 here on fubar has a ex hubby whos a nut , her idea is grab the kids and get a gun and shoot him when he comes for her, i tried to tell her its nto that simple and she said she liked the pretty green one , i told her that you would liek a pretty one and that guns are not something that you pick out because there pretty, i told her that i know a hell of a lot about guns i mean i have been a cop for 4 years i am a counter sniper and an air force secuarity forces air police investigator, i have been to iraq 4 times i carry a gun nearly everyday and she says she donsent need my help , she addmitted to me she not only dosent know how to shoot but has no clue abotu guns yet by the end of our convo , i was an asshole and a jerk and i was blocked because i kinda joked about the fact she admits to haveing no clue about guns but she wil get one and kill him lol so who may i ask is the idiot?, all i asked her to do is let me help her so innocent ppl other then her target didnt get k
Stupid Random Daily Blogger
well i got my mustang out for the first time this week. runs great but needs a little tune up. going to get the interior and stereo system done by the end of summer i hope. also want to get my grand am painted to. Umm... I get my xbox 360 in the mail tomorrow. Should be fun. playing a game on my friends right now. nothing really new for today
Stupid" Night lift up the shades let in the brilliant light of morning but steady there now for I am weak and starving for mercy sleep has left me alone to carry the weight of unravelling where we went wrong it's all I can do to hang on to keep me from falling into old familiar shoes how stupid could I be a simpleton could see that you're no good for me but you're the only one I see love has made me a fool it set me on fire and watched as I floundered unable to speak except to cry out and wait for your answer but you come around in your time speaking of fabulous places create an oasis dries up as soon as you're gone you leave me here burning in this desert without you everything changes everything falls apart can't stop to feel myself losing control but deep in my senses I know
I should say here: Dear Diary: again this has ones heart to wondering, why does a man tell you he loves you yet your not enough for him. why does he ask you to marry him yet he has to be off with another woman while you sat at home worrying cause he's late coming home. is a woman suppose to set at home and worry and hopes he comes home and gets in bed with her every night. Are the panic attacks worth it. Trust, hell that gets thrown into the garbage can and then they wonder why you get jealous. Alot of women stay and put up with this, and if you love someone so much it hurts does staying make it all better or worse. One knows you can't smoother the one you love that will make it worse, but then when they aren't with you the little voice in your head is telling you he is with her who ever she is. Do you trust ever making love with him again or do you ask him to grab the rain coat. A broken heart hurts and you cry and cry until there are no more tears and you don't won't to
Stupid People
Stupid People
Stupid Boy
Stupid Boy
Okay so I mostly just sit here and rant but I also observe. I find my friend retarded for taking back a tramp who said she didn't know who he was when he happened to call. And no I'm not jealous of her because been there had that, Plus fact is I have a wonderful guy. But he is my close friend and I don't want to see him hurt by her. At least when I get fucked over I have the common sense not to return for more pain. I MOVE ON. But hey his life... I'm just not going to sit and listen to him bitch and moan about the situation again. You know who you are!
Stupid Bitch
Do people honestly think ur stupid??? I mean it's pretty fucking bad when ur drunk & can't keep ur stories straight even when ur drunk or wasted!! Does ur fucking ass think for a minute that u can get into my good graces again after what HELL u put me through? When I say I'm through with u, I mean it! U have successfully been wiped clean from my slate...FOREVER!! DO U UNDERSTAND WHAT EXACTLY THAT MEANS????? F U C K U & A L L T H A T U A R E !!!!!
Stupid People
Now some people are really stupid!!!! Be sure and cancel your credit cards before you die. This is so priceless, and so easy to see happening, customer service being what it is today. A lady died this past January, and Citibank billed her for February and March for their annual service charges on her credit card, and added late fees and interest on the monthly charge. The balance had been $0.00, now somewhere around $60.00. A family member placed a call to Citibank. Here is the exchange: Family Member: 'I am calling to tell you she died in January.' Citibank: 'The account was never closed and the late fees and charges still apply.' Family Member: 'Maybe, you should turn it over to collections.' Citibank: 'Since it is two months past due, it already has been.' Family Member: So, what will they do when they find out she is dead?' Citibank: 'Either report her account to frauds division or report her to the credit bureau, maybe both!' Family Member
Stupid Shit
Stupid Test To Take
What superhero/villain are you? Your Result: You are Wolverine You are psycho. Violence is your middle name, and you have a really silly haircut. You have good, uncaring taste in clothes. You hate anyone who acts like Ned Flanders, and you tend to keep grudges. If you were a kid you'd be that little boy on the playground who goes nuts and flails and hits and kicks when teased (and bites, ouch). You are, at heart, an okay person, with a dislike for evil, but you really need to take a chill pill and maybe socialize in a friendly way a little more. And get a haircut. Oh, please.You are Doctor Doom You are the Green Goblin You are Spider-man You are Thor You are Elektra You are Captain America
Ok why in the hell must people feel they have to jump to someone else to feel loved? "Girls" have kids to feel loved, and BOYS find a rebound. Why would you? Why do you involve someone else in your little world of being incomplete? Is that fair? No its not. You know its not as well as I do too. Oh well such is life and life goes on. Love ME YUCK YUCK YUCK that is nasty nasty nasty PUKES Ok so here goes. There is a point and time to realize that people really do have feelings. There are a few people out there that I do really care about. One of those hurt me greatly and you know who you are. You really should consider people around you, their feelings as well. You shouldnt lie to them, cheat them, or overall be a jerk to them. Sometimes the return attention is what you wanted. And those of you know who I love dearly and I dont mean "luv" I mean love. I dont usually write blogs but this time I think it was necessary. I will not be on much for the time being, give some of
Stupid Reality Tv Shows
Wow, so some how I got suckered in to watching this dumbass show with the Rockstars' kids, watched them sound like shit and look like fools. But then come down to the finale and the only one with any stage performance whatsoever, was NOT chosen as the winner, but the one who's voice was a bad Bob Dylan made it... WTF!!! It's my fault for watching the stupid shit..... should've known better.
Stupid Bitch
Stupid Internet
Stupid Stuff
When you get bored and want to have a Springer moment, check out this site.
Stupid Things Men Say
THE MIRACLE OF TOILET PAPER Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror complaining to my husband that my breasts are too small. Instead of characteristically telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion: 'If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between them for a few seconds' Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and stand in front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts. 'How long will this take?' I asked. 'They will grow larger over a period of years,' my husband replies. I stopped. 'Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?' Without missing a beat he says 'Worked for your arse, didn't it?' He's still alive, and with a great deal of therapy, he may even walk again although he will probably continue to take his meals through a straw.. Stupid, stupid man
Stupid Laws
o It's legal for couples to have sex in a parked vehicle during their lunch break from work, as long as the car or van has drawn curtains to stop strangers from peeking in New Mexico. o In Canada, It is illegal for a teen to walk down main street for Fort Qu'Appelle with their shoes untied. o In Canada, It is illegal to leave your horse in front of the Country Squire without hitching it securely to the hitching post. o In Alabama, it is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle. o In Norfolk, Virginia, a woman can't go out without wearing a corset. (There was a civil-service job- for men only- called a corset inspector.) o In Connecticut, You can be stopped by the police for biking over 65 miles per hour. o It is unlawful to lend your vacuum cleaner to your next-door neighbor in Denver. o In Woodstock, NY it is illegal to walk your bear on the street without a leash. o In Merryville, Missouri, women are prohibited from wearing corsets because "the
Stupid Shit
damn kins and his tom-foolery.
Stupid Is As Stupid Does
Body: I STRONGLY URGE each one of you to repost this as many times as you can! Each opportunity that you have to send it to a friend or media it! A lot of Americans have become so insulated from reality that they imagine that America can suffer defeat without any inconvenience to themselves. Pause a moment, reflect back. These events are actual events from history.. They really happened!!! Do you remember? 1. 1968 Bobby Kennedy was shot and killed by Muslim male extremist between the ages of 17 and 40. 2. In 1972 at the Munich Olympics, athletes were kidnapped and massacred by Muslim male extremists between the ages of 17 and 40. 3. In 1979, the US embassy in Iran was taken over by Muslim male extremists between the ages of 17 and 40. 4. During the 1980's a number of Americans were kidnapped in Lebanon by Muslim male extremists between the ages of 17 and 40. 5. In 1983, the US Marine barracks in Beirut was blown up
Stupid Flaggers!
Yesterday, I sat here and watched 30.. yes THIRTY.of my pictures being flagged as NSFW.. which was the last straw.. One of the pictures was of a horse.. What the hell is wrong with the people on this site? Nothing better to do? Jealous? What? What is it that would cause someone to sit there and flag someone's pictures like that.. I would understand if it were one, maybe two.. but 30?!?!?!?! I guess it is some jealous bitch out there that did it.. Anyways.. as I have said before.. if this happens again I will put everything on lockdown.. Guess what? I did.. everything excluding the default.. which i wish you could mark as "family Only" is now.. "FAMILY FREAKIN' ONLY" If you want to see.. ahhhhhhhhhh too damned bad.. This is supposed to be an adult site.. Why do we even have the "NSFW" anyways.. If you are at work.. you aren't supposed to be here anyways.. And as for the under aged people on this site.. GET THEM THE HELL OFF OF IT!!!!! Oh wait.. that will cause all the pe
Stupidity On The Internet (gotta Love It)
From my SB from the bottom up..     wildchild12: hahahaha byee ->wildchild12: BLOCKED:d....THANKS FOR PLAYING ->wildchild12: lmfao...maybe it does..on someone who was born yesterday..move along to the next naive fu ho wildchild12: it does...your gonna love it oo ->wildchild12: seriously??? Does that shit EVER work??? wildchild12: geez your so freaking hot that i wanna suck ya pussy all night ->*****: I'd appreciate it if you didn't message me again..good luck on Fubar...oh!..and get a few more least one that is more believable...have a good night! ->*****: I guess I'm having a difficult time understanding you...first you have a single pic on your profile and claim it is of you and your wife when you first met....14 yrs or more ago...then you say you had a guy call you because you were talking to his wife and then backtracked and said oh no..he didnt call me..he left me a message on here...big difference between the suppose there are thin
Stupid Shit
Your Personality is Somewhat Rare (ISTP) Your personality type is reserved, methodical, spirited, and intense. Only about 6% of all people have your personality, including 3% of all women and 8% of all men You are Introverted, Sensing, Thinking, and Perceiving. How Rare Is Your Personality?
Stupid Survey That I Got Tagged For
Stupid Bitches
LOL my druggie friends broke into YOUR house and stole your baby things?! i'm glad you are blaming that shit on me since you have like proof and shit. whatever. and you didn't just misspell one word, you misspelled quite a few, but i'm not here to judge you. that is not my job. you will be judged when you die. tara is the only one that don't like me, i hung out with dustin, pat, jon and sean just like 2 days ago, so i don't know what you are talking about. i just called pat and told him i gave you his number for christopher. and you dont' know anything about me, just like i know very little about you. what christopher tells you or what they tell you is the me that was very unhappy in a horrible relationship. i wasn't the me that i am now. but anyway. all i really have to say about the whole fubar thing is to either grow up or shut up because it is my page. i didn't tell you to not take pictures of whatever and put them up on ur page. it's my don't like it, you don't have to
Stupid Things Fubarians Do
Hello friends, and people who stalk my friends lol.. Well something amusing happend yesterday and the day before.. A guy that goes by the name UFC, who makes profile skins uses my skin code. Ok cool.. as a coder I started by looking at and using a code for skins someone else made..Its not unusual..and being a fubar volunteer coder, I help people with learning things involving stuff that is a foriegn language to most of you. That being said I approached the dude on thursday because i recognised my skin code, because its not just a skin code, its customised, and one i actually built from the ground up, and if you have been to my profile you see it, zombies and rockstar and the suicide girls skin..that is something a little different than your standard skin.. anyways, someone I made a skin for told me this UFC dude was trying to tell her, that I ripped him off and is trying to slander my good coder reputation, and accuse me of something he had been the one guilty heres the proof
Stupid People
Stupid Assed Mutha F**kers!!
Well I'm pissed off and mad as hell! We goto the mountains 4 a nice camping trip. This is a permit campsite. It is one of those places that u pack everything in n take everything out with you. One of those places that you have to dig a hole 4 your poo! Where there is no running water (besides the rivers n creeks)..... We are sad 2 see so much disrespect at 4 of the campsites we looked at. The 1st one left their garbage in a bag tied 2 a tree. Thats great, if you plan on taking it with you. But no, they left it up there to be ripped open by all the woodland creatures! (fucktards). The other 2 just left all their burnable n non-burnable garbage in the makeshift fire pits. (2 fucking lazy 2 take it out with them!) The last one we chose, because it had enough room 4 up 2 40 peeps. Well, lets start with the spraypainting of trees or carving into them or heck, lets not look 4 branches, lets just cut down the small green ones! (GRRRRRRRRRRR)!! Oh lets not forget all the
Stupid People
So yea...being that I'm still pretty new to all this shit, I was bored, and did a little research last night. What is a Blog? A blog (a contraction of the term "Web log") is a Web site, usually maintained by an individual,[citation needed] with regular entries of commentary, descriptions of events, or other material such as graphics or video. Entries are commonly displayed in reverse-chronological order. "Blog" can also be used as a verb, meaning to maintain or add content to a blog. Many blogs provide commentary or news on a particular subject; others function as more personal online diaries. A typical blog combines text, images, and links to other blogs, Web pages, and other media related to its topic. The ability for readers to leave comments in an interactive format is an important part of many blogs. Most blogs are primarily textual, although some focus on art (artlog), photographs (photoblog), sketches (sketchblog), videos (vlog), music (MP3 blog), audio (podcasting), wh
Stupid People
I have recently had a certain group of females attackin my page.. I block them and they send others -- they recently marked a large amount of my pics NSFW.. Could this be a jealousy issue or just stupidity? Either its high school teeny bop drama and is just petty.. So to u (YES IM SAYIN IT) JEALOUS PETTY WANNA BE ME females that think ur COOL by flaggin my photos and then blockin me. Ty for lettin me know that Im the center of your attention enuff that you take time out of your life to tho not rate but flag my photos face it YOU CANT BE UNTAMABLE ----YOU CANT BE ME:) so go get a life beter yet jump off a bridge..and for those that are joinin their little childish clan -- I thank you for the attention now.. and you can also BITE ME, and join them on that leap --the difference between me and you GIRLS is I dont care enuff to be there to wave at you on your way over the ledge. Now carry on in making me FAMOUS YOU LOSER HATERZ--- I disrespect no one and am nic
Stupid Crap
So's your big chance.... You know how I know I'm fucked? When I'm sitting at an intersection, and I hear sirens, and along comes the Fire Brigade (heh heh Lewis :P). But what is that I see strapped to the back of their truck? A boat!?!? Now this would be normal if I lived right by the coast, but I don't really. So yea, I think we're pretty much fucked. This weather update has been brought to you by the letter F. **No takers for contest that requires abstinence** ATLANTA – A contest that would pay $10,000 to an engaged couple, as long as they abstain from premarital sex, hasn't gotten any takers. The deadline for the Marriage for a Lifetime contest is Oct. 31. The prize includes free flowers, invitations and other wedding treats. So far, organizer Phillippia Faust hasn't gotten any entries. She said, "In our society it's going to be hard to find" a couple that hasn't had premarital sex. Faust has orchestrated mock weddings and other pro-marriage ac
Stupid Storms
This isn't going to be a long one but this has to be said. Hurrican Gustav was so pumped up and the weather people made it sound so bad and then it came into the city and knocked out power! Are you kidding me? I left town for a week for that? I use to live in Chalmette,LA and Katrina flooded us for about three weeks with at least 14 feet of water. are a bitch!!!
Stupid Is The Problem In Afghanistan, Too By Karl Schwarz 9-11-8 Most Of Us Did Not Get A Present Or Flowers Today To Commemorate The 7th Anniversa
Stupid Questions
The next time someone asks you a dumb question wouldn't you like to respond like this? Yesterday I was buying a large bag of Purina dog chow for Athena the wonder dog at Wal-Mart and was about to check out. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog. What did she think I had, an elephant? So since it was a weekend, with little to do, on impulse, I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, and that I was starting the Purina Diet again. Although I probably shouldn't, because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms. I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry and that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again. (I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled wit
The Stupid Things I Do!
Stupid Divorce Bullshit!!
Stupid People...
The Stupid Things People Do In The Name Of Love!!!
I was looking around the internet the other day, and got a wild idea to go check out free stuff on CraigsList. Actually, I wanted to post an ad for the 4 puppies that we rescued and that now need a home. Anyway, just started looking around, and silly me, I checked out the men looking for women area, just to see of course, lol. Anyways, there was this ad from a 24 year old man, married, about to become a Daddy, really soon, they are having a girl. He claims to love his wife with all his heart and cannot wait to meet his baby girl, just is so happy to be married and a new dad...BUT, says that his wife is acting all weird and driving him crazy, doesn't know if he can take it and is now looking for a young, very pretty girl, just to talk to, hang out with. Is he insane? His wife is swollen with child in the middle of a Phoenix, Arizona Summer, feels bloated, fat, ugly, perpetually pregnant, nothing fits, it's to hot, she hurts, her back aches, her braxton-hicks are driving her crazy
Stupid Fucking Nsfw
how can someone put years into a relationship then all of the sudden not be ready for it, thats about the biggest bunch of bullshit since spermdoner. im so pissed i can even finish bitching ok so like, i put seven fucking years into this relationship, seems to be for nothing, because as we were suposed to get married all the sudden he is confused and dont know what he wants, well should had thought of that years ago and not waisting my fucking time, and broke my sons heart, who just decided, since we were getting married he would want to call this fucker daddy, something he hasnt ever really done with anyone, so im here in florida, taking care of a close and dear friend that is dying from cancer, trying to put my life back together, and get back used to being alone, which i was for years before stupid head, because of spermdoner, to begin with. anyway, so i dont know anyone around here yet, even though i been here six months i havent really got the chance to even learn much of the area
The Stupid World We Live In
Can someone please tell me why there are so many businesses that will not take a 100 dollar bill?.........If you have a store and want to sell something, then why in the HELL would you not take 100$............WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!..............It's just one more thing that shows how STUPID this world can be.
Stupid People & Stupid Questions
It has come to my attention that some of you are stupid - that is, the slow, the dense, the willfully ignorant, the ones who just don’t get it. I think we can all agree that you all should not be allowed to ask QUESTIONS. So i have decided to post answers to some of the stupid questions you may find yourself asking in an effort to save your time as well as MINES. Q: Why dont you talk much? A: Because I dont have anything to say..DUH Q:Can I ask you a question? A:You just did, and its a 1 question maximum 2day. Q:Can you do me a favor? A: Can you pay for this favor? Q:Why are you so unfriendly? A:Cause I hate answering stupid questions. Q:Why dont you like answering questions? A:Cause you didnt submit it in writing. Q:Do you like me? A:If you gotta ask then the answer is obvious. Q:What are you doing? A:Answering stupid questions. Q:What are your turn off's? A:People who ask stupid questions. Q:What are your turn on's? A:People who dont ask stupid
Stupid People
Stupid People
Okay I don't understand drama queens. I mean I understand why they do what they do, but why do it to so called family. I never did anything wrong to her. Her brother and I were the ones who dated not me and her, but yet she still feels the need to talk bad about me to other people; and not just random people. MY kids' dad. Grrr. Then he calls to jump me for saying something I did not. Instead of being a man and just calling to ask, no he yelled.
Stupid Bitches
U know wat there r some real stupid bitches on this site i have one on my page and she is dumb. U know she made me loose a good woman and now she is happy but u know wat fuck it ya dig. To all the men on here beware of stupid bitches.
Stupid Stuff
LIBRA-THE Butthole (9/23-10/22) Caring and kind. Smart. Center of attention. High appeal. Has the last word. Good to find, hard to keep. Fun to be around. Extremely weird but in a good way. SCORPIO - The SUPERIOR One (10/23-11/21) Loves being in long relationships. Likes to give a good fight for what they want. Extremely outgoing. Loves to help people in times of need. Best kisser. Good personality. Stubborn. Amazing in bed. SAGITTARIUS-THE SUPERIOR SEXUAL PARTNER (11/22-12/21) Loves to bust. Nice. Sassy. Intelligent. EXTREMELY SEXY. Predict future. Loves being in long relationships. Has lots of friends. Great talker. Always gets what he or she wants. Also not a fighter, but if they have to, they will also knock the lights out of you if it comes down to it..Cool. . CAPRICORN - The One that Waits (12/22-1/19) Dominant in relationships. Someone loves them right now. Always Wants the last word. Caring. Smart.Sweet. Loud. Loyal. Beautiful. Goofy. Easy to talk to. A
Stupid Is As Stupid Does
Stupidity At Its Best!!!
Stupid People Here
I love people who fan you, friend you, talk openly with you, and after admitting that you have been a nudist (at least part time), and they say "awesome" and you ask them if they are, they go nuts, and say that these "newbies" need to "get a fucking clue"! Not a newbie, had to start over with a new account, and I have only had a few weirdos on here. "Betty Boop" (my how original) is one of them. What a skank!
Stupid Me For Falling For His Tricks
Stupid People
Stupid People
People Comeon now are so stupid 2 put your childrens pics up in your default pics that is the most Stupid thing I have ever seen this place has 2 many peeps on here and 2 much porn 2 have your children up duh get a fuckin brain...=)
Stupid Sex Survey
Stupid Men
Women are bitches due to hormones, Men are stupid due to hormonal bitches.. SMILE have a great day ;))
Stupid Stuff
Animal you feel represents you or feel connected to? Lion What weather do you feel you are? Storm Choose one living & one deceased person you would like to spend 24 hours with, can be anyone. living...Kerry King gone....Dimebag If you could go anywhere in the world expenses a non issue where would you go? (choose more than one if you like) The moon!!!! Who do you admire most? Babies. They can shit where ever they want! What is something(s) that bring you peace? Music. It soothes the savage beast. That and Poi Favorite tree & or flower? Columbine What is a gift you have always remembered getting that meant a great deal? (doesn't matter how long ago) My 10th birthday I had a scavenger hunt type thing leading up to my first .22 in the cherry tree in the back yard. Then a few minutes later we got a phone call from the hospital about my brand new niece I got for my birthday :D A song lyric that holds meaning to you or song? (more than one is fine) I
Stupid Yet Funny Stoner Jokes
Stupid People
this is a convo i had with some dumb ass muther fucker who thinks he knows what wiccan is anyway yeah dumn ass have to read from the bottom up sorry chrisyrboo...: you kill things to sacrafise to ur fake god good luck chrisyrboo...: this is his fiance again, did you ever think that maybe this 'goddess' crap is just another name to lure willing souls like you into an eternity of suffering? Seriously hun, I would take a step back and look. I PRAY you find your way chrisyrboo...: there is no such thing its just a figment of ur imagination and if you think she can save u then ur wrong your gonna meet who u worsip and trust me ur not gonna like it at all may god bless you and help you see the light before its too late ->chrisyrboo...: omg i worship the goddess of mother nature so yeah whatever chrisyrboo...: his very life for people like you who he KNEW would turn away. Its either God or Satan, and paganism isnt God. Have you taken a good long hard look at who your wor
Stupid Questions And Such
Do you have any pets? I sure do. What color shirt are you wearing? I'm not wearing one. I'm in a towel. Name three things that are physically close to you: Lighter, soda, crackers. What is the last book you read? I'm currently reading the last Twilight book, Breaking Dawn. Are you or were you a good student? When I applied myself I was. What's your favorite sport? To play? Softball or baseball To watch? Nascar Do you enjoy sleeping late? I love sleeping. It makes sad times go faster. What's the weather like right now? It's fucking freezing! Who tells the best jokes? Idk. What was the last thing you dreamed about? I'm not sure. It was weird and my ex's were in it. Yeah, weird. Do you drive? If so, have you ever crashed? Not legally and no. Do you believe in karma? Kinda. Do you believe in luck? Not really Do you like your eggs scrambled or sunny side up? Depends on my mood. I really like poached but I
Stupid Quizzes
Your result for The Personality Defect Test... Spiteful LonerYou are 71% Rational, 29% Extroverted, 71% Brutal, and 43% Arrogant. You are the Spiteful Loner, the personality type that is most likely to go on a shooting rampage. In high school, you were probably that kid who wore all black and who sat alone in a corner of the lunch room, drawing pictures of dead babies. You are a rational person and tend to hold emotions in very low-esteem; not only that, but you are also rather introverted, meaning you probably bury any emotions you feel deep inside yourself, like all of the bodies in your backyard. Combine these traits with your dislike of others and your brutality, and it seems that you would be quite likely to shoot innocent people in a rampage. Most likely, you also have low self-esteem. Hell, I get low self-esteem just looking at you. This is only yet one more incentive to go on a shooting rampage, because you wouldn't care if you died as a result. Granted
Stupid People On Fubar
ok if you all know me and have read my profile you know a lil about me and i appreciate you reading my profile, even though it says please read my profile. anyway, recently i have been adding alot of people and hoping they read my profile as I read theirs. so i came across this female that had a very funny profile and i laughed alot cuz it was alot like some shit i would say on mine. with all that being said i requested to be friends with this female and she accepted..and th following is what i got in my shout box today.... ***your profile is too long... i'd never take the time to read it all.. so i took 2 min.. and scanned it... after reading your criteria for "friends" i deleted you from my list.... have a good day....... might want to try to shorten up your front page so ppl might actually take more than 2 min to scan it*** this is the kind of people I do NOT want as friends. seriously if you cant take 5 minutes to read a profile then why are you at my page asking
Stupid People
I have learned in past relationship that if someone dont want you then they dont want you go figure. I talk to a lot of people and come to the conclusion men and women are dumb in relationships. they always chase after the ones that dont want them. and there is always someone in the background that wants to be with that person. and that person know that someone wants them but doesnt care cause they think that they have a chance with someone that they dont! but what they dont realize is that when they finally figure out that the one they want dont want them they think oh well that one person will be there when im down. well guess what we dont want to hear about some other person u want so badly to be with. we are the ones that you should be with not the one that picks you up when get knocked down. and yall know who yall are on my friends list that do this. when yall finally figure out who really cares and who really dont its going to be too damn late and the one that cares wont care any
Stupid People Making Stupid Decitions
Stupid, Stupid People...
Why not to talk with people outside of their own mumm... post date:2007-09-07 14:58:52 views: 29 comments: 3 ratings: 0 So this afternoon I am waiting for a client call, browsing mumms to kill time, and I come across one where the mummer asks if he should stay online, or write a new chapter to his book. I tell him "Damn you man, write! Don't let your talent go to waste!" He shouts me in the box "How did you know I was a writer?" (DING!-First clue this guy is a numskull) "You put in in your mumm..." I say back... He then proceeds to tells me some story about how his you can google his screen name...or whatever, and that people look for his work and have found him on FUBAR this way. And he invites me to read his poetry. I love to see the work of my peers, so, against my better judgment perhaps, I begin to read his work. And I rate his blog a "10" while I am chatting and reading... He had his blog set up how I used to have mine set up...all poems in one blog..
Stupid People
Stupid Convos
=== 'James Sands' wrote the following at '2010-09-02 23:14:26'..>> My dick is 13 inches when soft. Me...Well aren't you just special. I don't give a fuck dotson: need to see more of you and your baby:P Me: Pardon? dotson: the pics of you and your baby are hot...would be nice to see more of you two together Me: There would be more, but he's not at home right now for us to take any. And thanks for the compliment. dotson: no problem. would love to see some steamy one's:) Me: That's not going to happen. [01:16] liquaius: lol approproate quote *goes back to chick*[01:16] Rogue: *permanently deletes/blocks you*[01:16] *** Auto-response from liquaius: "Every facet, every department of your mind, is to be programmed by you. And unless you assume your rightful responsibility and begin to program your own mind, then the world will program it for you."[01:16] *** "liquaius (liquaius)" signed off at Wed Dec 09 01:16:46 2009.
I just have to write about this as I have seen so much of it lately. Going into chat rooms, something I have started doing in the last month. Well, as many of you will know, they can be very, very, stupid. The ocnversations within range anywhere from talking about work to arguing over who has the biggest dick or most sex in the room. There is also the group of the chatters that have all met in person and most likely, sexual encounters as well. These make for horrific conversations! I mean I am left to wonder how many of these people actually graduated from anything, let alone school. My point to this is, those of us who maybe are new to this or perhaps truly looking to meet some new people to converse with, are at a slight disadvantage when there are "clicks" that rule the rooms as if we were all in high school. I don't know about anyone else however, I certainly have no desire to repeat high school again! So the refreshing news is this, when I joined FUBAR a few days ago, I fo
Stupid Trix Bytches
I have NO clue who you dumb Bitches are Nor do I care, If you think for one second I'd leave my wife for you, You are one fucked up piece of mentally derranged shit, I hope you fall off the earth and float in the Nothingness of space because that's where you fit in.....Nothing. To my wife Lynn, Remember I Love you, No one will ever come between us, In this life or the Next! oh AND btw iF I RATE YOUR PICS doesn't mean i want you!
Stupid People
Why Do people have to judge other people on how they look or how much they weigh? Well I think I have the answer...When someone puts someone else down i think what they feel is "oh, I have everything and yet i feel like crap. I'm gonna make that person over there who already looks sad feel like crap about I can feel better about myself..." and so they do...and then what do they get out of that...hmmm?? nothing they think that they get the satisfaction of making that person feel worse about themselves and yet that person who feels even more like crap may just be beautiful in their own way and one day that person who had everything will lose everything b/c they are stuck up...and the person who was teased all their life and never had anything will have everything...this will happen more than half the what I'm saying is don't make fun of people who are less fortunate than you...become friends w/ never know they could be pretty cool... this has be
Stupid Encounters
The Real Jessa:   1:27am more To iNiNjAdUrMoM: Im guessing you hate us both now?   cancel Chat 11:28am reply iNiNjAdUrMoM: no but i dont understand why u blocked nick   cancel Chat 11:30am more To iNiNjAdUrMoM: He pimp slapped me right when I activated my boomerang and I had been going though a horrible day with getting my test results from the doctor to see if I had cervical cancer or not   cancel Chat
Stupid Stuff!
Spread the Stupidity Only in America drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front. ________________________________________ Only in America people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke. ________________________________________ Only in America banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters. ________________________________________ Only in America we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage. ________________________________________ Only in we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight. _______________________________________________________________ Only in America they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering. ________________________________________ EVER WONDER .
Stupid Fubar's
Stupid Shit & More!
We have all heard it.   -  'They took away my apostrophe - wahhhh wahhh wahhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!'   'Its a crime against the Language, *stomps foot, Wahhhhhhhh'  Lets Shup the  woman up.  At first - I thought perhaps it was cyclical - (you know what I mean, guys)  But - the complaints about the apostrophe occurred far more often than one week intervals each month.   So - She either suffers from a raging case of chronic PMS , or she is alot more like her HS English teacher than she cares to admit.   In either case - five people will win:  1st prize:  A Cherry Bomb Bling or Auto 11's, 2nd Prize:  Bling & A Fu-Castle, 3rd, 4th, and 5th prizes:  Really crappy shit. Submit a salute to Passion's Fire.  Post it here.  I'll make a photo album of all salutes.   All entries must include the fucking god forsaken apostrophe.  Points given for creativity, offensiveness, apostrophe placement, LOLZ factor,  grammar, etc, etc. Crap - Did I use the wrong word in the first sentence??  What usage
Stupid People
Why is it that people on here and other sites try to put good people down and saying so much bs about them. I have a friend on here that can't even get rates or anything anymore because of a stupid online whore, yes I said it. Look to the best of my knowledge these sites are supposed to be for fun and to make new friends, not for some bitch that has a screwed up life to screw everyone elses lives up. Probably just to make her feel better about her misserable existance. well anyway. If you are my friend then you know I don't blow smoke up so here's what I would like you to do, This friend of mine has been acused of being a stalker, now the funny thing is he doesn't even live in America, but she says he stalks her everywhere she goes, that is obviously not true, so please block her, this is her page address   Please tell your friends too.... If you have any that are screwing with you let me know and I'll block them too and I'll let my other friends
Stupid Ass People
There's a radio dj in this establishment that I am dieing to tell off.  I can't and won't say any names, but if that certain dj reads this, I hope your radio startion's doing a hell of a lot better than your fucking ego and personality are!  As far as I'm concerned, you can fuck off and go to hell!  Oh I forgot! You're already there!  So kiss my ass!
Stupid People
just when i thought people could not be more stupid there is someone alwasys to prove me wrong someone yesterday called me a female   ok where the hell do you get female as my gender iam sure my pics could tell you that ur wrong also the state i live in as well   if you come to my profile just to look at my pics with out reading it you well be block iam tire of telling what already in my profile at first it did not borther me but after you get 10 people asking the same shit with out reading its enuff to piss someone off
Stupid Blog
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Stupid Encounter?
Read from bottom up. This guy hit me out of nowhere. Then he blocks me cause well I guess hes retarded.       -> ︻╦╤─C51™AR...: http:... tell him i want to know where the fuck you see me throwing up gang signs? maybe you masturbated too much as a child and you went blind but i would really love to see those pics. further more im a skater not a thug. you might've known that if you saw the actual clothes i was wearing. so before YOU assume you know what the fuck your talkin bout find out about the person before judging a book by its coverJohnnyEFromNC: don't ever assume you know me. Don't fucking preach to me dumb fuck*Fa∂ø* MคЯ...: good looking out homieJohnnyEFromNC: stfu dick munching rejectJohnnyEFromNC: go fall off the back of your truck you fucking backwoods inbred turnip muncherJohnnyEFromNC: because you look like the typical guy who tries to act like your typical thug i see you wearing your hat too the side and t
Stupid Fucking Whores
Stupid Survey Thingys
Ha ha ha I bet out Pedro   You Are 81% Sexy" height="100" width="100">Your Sex Appeal Is: Off the Charts!Let's face it... you're one of the sexiest people around. And you don't let anyone forget it.You're crazy hot, and you deliver on what you promise. You are definitely one wild ride. How">">How Much Sex Appeal Do You Have?
Stupid Shit
Stupid Shit
Four Chinese Muslim detainees who had been held at the Guantanamo Bay detention facility have been resettled in Bermuda. Premier Dr. Ewart Brown made the announcement this morning at a press conference and stressed that the men were innocent. The four men —aged 25 to 35— are Chinese Muslims called Uighurs and arrived by air last night. They will be given the opportunity to get Bermudian status. Dr. Brown said: “These men are landed in Bermuda in the short term provided with the opportunity to become naturalised citizens and therefore afforded the right to travel and leave Bermuda potentially settling elsewhere. Today one of the men, Abdul Nasser, issued a statement through his lawyers, saying: “Growing up under communism we always dreamed of living in peace and working in free society like this one. Today you have let freedom ring.” The Obama administration has been under pressure to resettle the detainees, as it tries to fulfill its p
Stupid Fuckwad Boneheads
Stupid Ass Mummers
Can someone decipher this for me? Read bottom to top. Who is this wanker?   Spark Sexy: tuly i wish i was block ->Spark Sexy: whatever need to clarify and stop calling people assholes in their don't know me Spark Sexy: the reason why i ask that is menny use it as a sex thing ok now as far as for me walking with it there little or no info as for sex with it there a who lot of info i trying to get to so i can understand it more ->Spark Sexy: you were talking about using it for sex or something....if i remember correctly Spark Sexy: 1th of all i use it on my leg to help me walk 2th who youo think you are to say that shit ->Spark Sexy: that was like yesterday dude....what's your beef Spark Sexy: the mum about eletro stimlatrion ->Spark Sexy: what the hell are you talking about? i just logged in Spark Sexy: i saw what you wote on my mum youo fucking ass hole who you think you are ->Spark Sexy: huh? Spark Sexy: who the helll do you think you are
Stupid People
Stupid People
Spread the Stupidity Only in   America drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front. Only in people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke. Only in banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters. Only in America we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage. Only in America we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.   Only in they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering. EVER WONDER ...
Stupidity Runs Wild
Apparently I'm not in the best of moods today. This weekend had it's good points. Friday evening I'm sitting in the living room after getting home from Wal-mart with Cheryl and Shelby. Which by the way, had an awesome time. I'm sitting in the living room after doing homework and the kids are playing on the playstation. Travis had went to bed and then about 15 mins later or so he comes back down the stairs. As I look up he has this shit eating grin on his face and says something about thinking that they pants he has on are not his. I look at him and he has MY yoga pants on. OMG.. I swear this man needs to come out of MY closet already. Has he lost all shred of dignity that a man can have. I mean come on, you know damn good and well when you have womens clothes on.Then today I'm relaxing and he starts cleaning. Mind you in the almost 8 years we have been together he does not clean on his own freewill. So I go up stairs and I notice he is doing laundry. I'm like "what are you doing?" he s
Stupid Fufuks!! Get Off My Page!!
Ok people, this freakin FuFuk has sent this same message to me TWICE!!  I just ignored it the first time. However, this guy is not even on my friend or fan list.  I do not care what kind of sex life you prefer…but don't solicit me to get your rocks off!!  I am my own person and I am not your damn "slave"…I speak what I want when I want. I have my OWN feelings and YOU will not tame me.  Fukn FuTARD!!!!!!!!!  This dude is now on my block list…   $safe_uid_dname@ fubar your submissive behaviour as good as your outer appearance? i message you, because i have seen you while i was roaming arround the profiles...i am looking for an online-sub. when you are interested in bdsm related chats, cam-to-cam chats, tasks, exercises and when you would like to know more, just send me a message. it would be really nice to talk with you about this...have you ever thought about serving someone? to serve someone mentally or sexually... to take care about somebodys needsto
Stupid Haircut
last night I was reading in bed about 2 am. I heard the upstairs neighbors coming in from the bar. i have never met them but i am pretty sure there are about 20 of them. And they all weigh about 300 pounds. And they are part of a clog dance crew. And they also bowl in their living room. Also they like alternative rock and saying "wooooooooooooo" i guess one of the dance crew got left behind and he came stomping up the stairs a few minutes after the rest. Then i heard someone try and open my door. Of course it was locked so i just continued reading figuring he was to drunk to know where he was and would soon see his mistake. But he was too drunk to realize. So i sent baxter to the door to give ssome warning barks. But this guys was still too drunk so he started knocking. I got up and double checked the lock and put my eye to the peep hole. "may I help you?" i asked. "you can let me in!" he said swaying back in forth. "no" I laughed. "why not" he said a little annoyed. "Beca
Stupid People On Fubar
Stupid People
As A rule I trust people now as to the devil inside of them that is another question entirely. There is alot of guys out there, that are completely retarded. They pose as people and thats not them! Why do people do this stupid crap?IT is lost on me. What can you possibly gain by doing this besides hurting another person.And then if that is your goal why would you do such a thing? To understand Human behavior is to put yourself in their shoes.....I cant.It is not me and never will be.If you have any comments please go right ahead.
->teddybear: there is alot of folks out there that do this.teddybear: u need to fix ur pic trhat is on ur page->teddybear: my comment is you need to find out what sex the person is before you ask them to do stuff like cam to cam.teddybear: way do u have a females pic on ur page?->teddybear: ok let me put it to you this way. I AM A MALE.teddybear: i did that it did not work hun->teddybear: left click on my name and then a box will open click my name in the box. it will open my profileteddybear: how can i get to your profile hun?->teddybear: the task is to read my whole profile->teddybear: i have a task for you to do. please do it. i will take your silence as that you understand the circumstances that you have put yourself in. and that you will walk away and nevaer ask a female again to do this.teddybear: will do u or wat hun->teddybear: thats what i thoughtteddybear: to wach each outhr get off hun->teddybear: be more specific pleaseteddybear: play->teddybear: what kinda funteddybear: to
Stupid Idiots Worry...
It seems that in today's age, the majority of people in our realm of existence tend to worry on a daily basis about Bull. Why?I'm going to give you guys the benefits of worrying right now!****....uhmmm........******mmm.......******That's about it.SO QUIT IT!You guys waste too much time, effort, money, not to mention health too on your worry factor. Yeah. Get this. If you worry, whats it going to do about the problem? NOTHING. NOTHING. NOTHING AT ALL. This is why the book, "The Secret" is BULLSHIT. Think this and you'll be that way... OK, so if I think I'm skinny and eat 10 candy bars a day, cook my burgers and fries in lard, and eat a gallon of ice cream on a daily basis, I'm going to be super skinny! WRONG. Instead of "thinking" yourself to get somewhere... "Do" something to get somewhere. "Doing" has a lot more power than "Thinking".On to worrying... Worrying cannot change what has already happened, so it can't change the past. Worrying also cannot do anything for your future EXCEPT
Stupid Decisions
If you are reading this, you are wondering where I am.  Let's just say that Code has taken a vacation from this alternate reality we call Fubar.  Why you ask?  Well its all very simple you see.  Last night, I was faced with alot of things all at once that literally made me ill.  I immediatly began having chest pains and I think its all due to stress.  I have enough stress in real life without packing on more unnecessary stress from a chat room and the stupid comments made by my so-called friends.  That being said, I have decided to take the next few days off and see if I feel better and then maybe I'll want to ease back into it.  No promises! For those of you lucky enough to have my YIM, please feel free to message me.  I may be on there, I may not.  I feel like this is enough information about the past few days that going over details with you is futile. I just need time to reflect and decide what is important to me and what isnt.  Its time to seperate reality from the alternate "fu
Stupid People
10 Stupid Things
Instructions......                           Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you.               1.I'm sick of taking Meds       2.I've been in every state on the East coast and as far as Indiana.       3.I like watching FOOTBALL       4.I've been known to cry at the drop of a hat.       5.I love everything. You name it, I like it, well more so the none.       6.I have to see what time it is before I close my eyes and go to sleep.       7.I still say "ggod night I love you , goodnight"       8.I'm obsessed with a clean house.       9.I like saying penis because it sounds funny. Feels even funnier!!! hehe,,       10.I love you Dud!!
Stupid People
what the fuck is up with people nowadays.everyone thinks they are the shit i mean its ok to have some convidence but dont get stupid with it.And jealousy ok yeeah who fuckin cares who you date or your fu-married to just in case you didnt know fubar is fake its not real life so wake up dumbasses
Stupid But Funny
I am NOT a 2 faced punk like you are Vlad. I have no desire to have an asshole like you in my mob. I've told you before and I'll tell you again, NEVER SPEAK TO ME YOU SELF CENTERED COCK SUCKER. FUCK OFF VLAD. YOU'RE A PIECE OF SHIT Go fuck your fist Vlad you stupid bucket of abortion. Don't speak to me and I won't speak to you Go fuck your fist Vlad you stupid bucket of abortion. Don't speak to me and I won't speak to you As soon as Vlad learns to not speak to me I'll "behave". You ALL know that I get along with people in here. I don't like that 2 faced maggot and he needs to learn fuck off and leave me alone. I will NOT back down against that punk
Stupid Or What?
My baby brother ronny was seeing this girl...she was pregnant when they started seeing eachother...he promised her he would be the father figure for her daughter seeing as the babies daddy died in a car she hasnt been the nicest person since the baby was born and i understand this..but he dont want to be responsible for another kid but he dont have the heart to tell the hes seeing different ppl behind her back...i know its wrong...but i just dont get involved with problems like this...but its my brother...shouldnt he be man enough to tell this girl he dont want all this right now...i mean to me its just not a smart thing...IDK..i love my brother but i think hes stupid     i think im more scared over the girl..i mean shes young...and  a mother...and shes lost the babies daddy and now my brother is being like this...i just dont want her to like freak out and like take her life or the babies or both...GRRRR     LEAVE SOME COMMENTS YALL...its 4AM and i just g
Stupid People
To Rock N Rol...: well..what does that call u..if u want my yahoo id? a fatty lover?Rock N Rol...: FATTYTo Rock N Rol...: ywRock N Rol...: wow thanks for nothingTo Rock N Rol...: noRock N Rol...: cn you give it to me for next time?To Rock N Rol...: no i just woke upRock N Rol...: well give it to me for next time, and are you JUST now going to sleepTo Rock N Rol...: no. im actually signing offRock N Rol...: can you send me the ID and sign on now?To Rock N Rol...: ya but i dont go there much.Rock N Rol...: good here, do you have Yahoo chatID?To Rock N Rol...: tired but allright. How are uRock N Rol...: how are you?To Rock N Rol...: hiRock N Rol...: hey there
Stupid People
I haven't been here in over a week, and I come back here to find one of my pics marked NSFW. When I click the link to see what the hell they're talKing about, its a small pic of a pentacle in flames. HOW THE HELL IS THAT NSFW? pPeople need to get the fuck over themselves. I find some symbols of religion offensive, but I don't waste my energy on refuting it. They certainly are NOT NSFW. To the person who flagged my simple little pic.... FUCK YOU, GET A LIFE! 
Stupid Ppl
i swear they jus get more and more dumb on here     twisted dr...: ok Halo Is On...: well u asked if i was single i told u no...then u said u wanted to me i asked see me how? i dont cam i dont trade pics ill be friends with anyone but thats as far as it goes on heretwisted dr...: sorry i askedHalo Is On...: a*Halo Is On...: i have i dont do that craptwisted dr...: you have yahoo or msn or camfrog with a webcamHalo Is On...: umm what u mean?twisted dr...: wish i could see youHalo Is On...: nope im takentwisted dr...: ok and you singleHalo Is On...: im good n utwisted dr...: how are youHalo Is On...: hitwisted dr...: hi       i give him about 15 mins and he`ll ask some more shit BLAH
Stupid Boy
I broke up w/ Doug....and about last weekend we were talking and he asked if I would get mad at him if he started "messing around with other people" when he's at parties and shit. I said i didnt care. Anyways...later he texts me....and asked if I had any condoms to give him so he can be "safe". WTF!!
Stupid Ppl On Fu
Stupidity At It's Best
I don't care much about the fu-owned thingy but I just realized something. When someone raises your value sky high where no one can buy you, You lose the chance on gaining more fu-bucks. And it is bad enough when you buy someone and you end up losing money when someone purchases them from you. So, my theory is, if you want to help your friends out maybe you should not rack their price up so high right at first. Let them be handled/fondled a bit before you lock them up for 2 weeks. Just a thought. :D   I hate being asked for salutes....I like to give them when I feel like it. It sure would be nice to go on vacation. Not have to worry about anyone, not even myself. I look into the future and I know that is NEVER gonna happen. Am I a bad person for getting revenge for my son? This kid in Jiu Jitsu was a bit too rough on my 12 yr old son. My son didn't show that eh was hurt but I saw what the kid did. Then after class I asked my son if he was ok and he told me that the kid (who is 15
The Stupidity Of People
Stupid Poem Crap. Nothing Fun To Read...
Its a cloudy dayThe rain is softly fallingThe plants around meCovered in rain dropsI reach out my handTo touch a raindropIt rolls off the leafFalling into the palm of my handAs i stared at itIt reminded me of how...I held a tear of yoursIn my hand...I started to thinkOf the things I said and doneThe hurt I caused you...I felt a painDeep in my soul, mind, and heartMy body started to feel weakI truly didn't mean to causeYou painTo make you cryTo lose love  in me...As I'm walking down this streetAlone, cold, sad, and afaridI feel a chill in the airI looked up to the skyThe clouds were darkLike the pain in my heartThe once softly falling rainTurned into pouring rainI prayed to God for forgivenessFor the pain I caused yuI prayed that you  in me againI closed my eyes and...Then i saw your faceThe tears that you were cryingI saw the pain in your eyesThe sorrow in your heartI opened my eyes...I couldn't tell if i was cryingThe rain was covering my faceOut of all the raindropsOn my
Stupid Bouncer
Stupid People
   Step Right UP Contestant # 2  You're just another stupid person for the world to view!   James Starline! starline187@ fubar   You try to jump my homeboy Nez and steal from his ass? You lil jail bitch! Have fun on blast! mastertaker:hi i am 27 years old and am very interested in meeting people interested in submission and the slave lifestyle. I consider myself to be a master and have lived this lifestyle for 10 years. I am fair and loving, but strict in the things I look for and how i expect my slaves to act. I am looking for female subs/slaves. If you are interested please message me"   Riiiiggghhttt! lol ok first off I have been on fubar twice and everytime this little fuck has sent this to my sb. Im sure he is hitting other women that are newbies with this SAME sb message. lol  Second of all. If your are 27 and you have been in the "lifestyle" for 10 yrs that means you started when 17 which is pretty unlikely for the most part but not impossible.  Third of all I believ
Stupidity :s
Stupid People On Fu.
ryan: from romania? 8:14am reply ryan: i was there at 2010 summer 8:15am more To ryan: nice 8:15am reply ryan: fucked lots of romanian girls. where do u live in romania? 8:16am more To ryan: i think i didnt asked if you fucked or not  8:17am reply ryan: i would like to fuck u thouh 8:17am more To ryan: you can keep dreaming 8:18am reply ryan: that s not a good answer slut 8:18am more To ryan:  you can call slut when you go to see your mother, not to me. bye 
Stupid People Doing Stupid Things.
Oh come ON people!!!! It's not offensive, its STUIPD!!! Jimmy, you're jokes really aren't that funny. Snoozefest... Good grief. if you're going to smuggle drugs, at least keep them in a safe place!
Stupid Shit
Stupid Me
how does a person keep going down the wrong path doing the wrong things at the wrong time and still try to keep there head up i do it by the hands of my beautiful and wonderful wife babez she means everything to me i'd do anything for her i've been married to this woman going on 9 yrs and still going strong.. but hey every marriage has it's moments and i know i sure do have mine.. and i tend to hurt the ones i love by doing the stupid things in life and she still keeps coming back strong and if ya'll are wondering why i'm putting this on here well i'll tell you why ..cause i'm a dumb ass man and i want to prove to the world that i'm crazy about this woman and i'll do anything to have her around me even if its writing about stuff on here or whatever .. I know i'm only human and human make mistakes but i just hate doing them .. my girl is going thru alot of stuff right now and i'm not making it easier on here for her the more i try to do things to help her the more i tend to make her mad
Stupid Phucks Of Fubar
ok i have now offically started my stupid fuck file. This nasty bastard is 50 yrs old and talks to women like they are nothing more than pieces of meat. he has no concept of respect or decency ! so go to this bald headed fucktard's page and tell his bitch ass off!   Congrats bussballs you are the first waste of space to be placed into my stupid phuck file!   buzzballs@ fubar;
Stupid People
Okay so this bitch on another site begged me to text her, so I'm like okay and I do for a couple days she is okay and what not then all the sudden she starts being a total bitch because her "closest friend" wants a relationship out of her and she can't do that because she says love has betrayed her because of her past you know that old story bs. She goes on to be bitchy and then tells me why after I tell her to suck it up. Oh and before I tel the story this girl claims to be a masochist and a nympho. Anyway she tells me these exact words. I grew up being abused by those who were supposed to love me.. My half sister raped me.. Then she got her friends to.. No one believed a 7 year old..My mom and dad abandnded me for drugs.. My best friend raped me for 6 years.. And now I have muscular cancer.. I have been beat up so much I became a masochist because it was the only way to survive. I hsve never been loved so how am I supposed to love someone ele. Love has only betrayed meand showed me i
Today, I am riding my 89 kawaski 750 vulcan, which I have completely restored. Some little gansta wanna be starts laughing at my and my bike. I asked him,"so where's your bike then if you think mine if laughable." he reply," I don't have a bike." I stated, "then how about your car since your buddy is driving you around,"I don't have that either." So with a smug yet discussed look I exclaimed, " than I guess you are his bitch then, HUH." The drive sped off in anger and discussed, As I sat there laughing. Moral is don't make fun of peoples shit with you don't have something to back your ass up with.
Stupid Boys In Sb's
5:49pm To BLACK OPS: put your helmet back on and stop licking the fucking windows,,, 5:49pm BLACK OPS: add me on yahoo,, 5:51pm To BLACK OPS: why would i want to add you on yahoo? 5:51pm BLACK OPS: cos u look so hot and sexy 5:54pm To BLACK OPS: i know that im a sexy bitch and all, but damn, desperate mofo 5:55pm BLACK OPS: so u desperat 5:56pm To BLACK OPS: im not desperate, im married. 5:56pm BLACK OPS: lol mmmmmmmmm so we can havesex 5:58pm To BLACK OPS: unless you want to die, i suggest that you cut that shit out 5:59pm BLACK OPS: hahahahahahahaha u funny 5:59pm BLACK OPS: i mean it u look so hot   6:06pm To BLACK OPS: yeah..uh huh, i wasn't kidding 6:06pm BLACK OPS: me to --------------------------------------------------------------------------------- this guy is the meaning of retarded... :D
Stupid Facebook Losers-perverts-lame Asses & So Much More
WTF he talks like a guy, but says its a girl or both lolz       Jenn Joe   i would stick my dick so far in your ass that the next person to pull it out would be crowned king arthur Lotus Lette     um excuse me? 11:22pm Jenn Joe     ya   lemme holla at chu
Stupid People Of Fubar That The World Needs To See The Convo Im Not Asking For Any One In Any Way To Contact Any Of These Jackasses
eairly in the morning his status was along the lines of quit pumping your fucking breaks bitch just because i smiled at you doesnt mean i want to fuck you or some shit but i found this quite funny i had to share 4:56amreplyMrBiGZZZ4sure: " :)4:59ammoreTo MrBiGZZZ4sure: nice status 5:01amreplyMrBiGZZZ4sure: u like that5:22amreplyMrBiGZZZ4sure: then get over here lol5:22ammoreTo MrBiGZZZ4sure: lol ok5:23ammoreTo MrBiGZZZ4sure: not5:23areplyMrBiGZZZ4sure: wow your cool! cuz I was so kidding anyway5:26ammoreTo MrBiGZZZ4sure: meh just how i like to react when guys get like that with me theres a sertian way you should talk to a lady5:27ammoreTo MrBiGZZZ4sure: plus i liked your status because its the way i feel alot of the time5:27ammoreTo MrBiGZZZ4sure: then you come at me like that cmon dude do you really expect me not to be "cold" or a bitch i mean my name is psycho bitch after all5:29ammoreTo MrBiGZZZ4sure: its my real life nickname given to me i earned that one lol5:32amreplyMrBiGZZZ4sur
Stupidity On A Daily Basis
I had to put a 12 year old girl on suicide watch tonight. A sweet girl that does not deserve such misery in her life. What to do, what to do.
we all sit here and make friends but don't know anyone we talk to online! Let's be real exchange numbers and talk (don't chicken out ) my personal phone number is 1-517-204-6602 if you want to know who i am and what i'm about call me ! the truth will set you free!
looking for some thing sweet and sexy on the back of my bike for a week vacation, any one interested ? NOW TAKEING APPLACATIONS FOR STURGES RALLIE, WANNA SPEND A WEEK ON A BIKE? ( LADYS ONLY )
I went to Sturgis bike Rally on Saturday and got home Tuesday night. I had a great time. I will post pictures soon
Stuttering Current mood: good Category: Life Hey All Im writing a short blog to let everyone know a little bit about me. Well the first thing I would like to say is I stutter when I speak but if you would give me a chance to speak I can speak clear. Thats the main thing about me here are some others tho. Im kind. I care for others Everybody tell me Im a great person to be around. They also say I have a great personailty. Thats all I can think of for now
Stuttering Cat
The teacher is explaining biology to her 4th grade students. 'Human beings are the only animals that stutter,' she says. A little girl raises her hand. 'I had a kitty-cat who stuttered,'she volunteered. The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become, asked the girl to describe the incident. 'Well,' she began, 'I was in the back yard with my kitty and the rottweiler that lives next door got a running start and before we knew it, he jumped over the fence into our yard! 'That must've been scary,' said the teacher. 'It sure was,' said the little girl. 'My kitty raised his back, went 'Fffff, Fffff, Fffff'...And before he could say 'Fuck,' the rottweiler ate him!' lol ...Tc n peace..Boo xo
The Stuttering Kitty
The Stuttering Kitty -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A teacher is explaining biology to her 4th grade students. "Human beings are the only animals that stutter", she says. A little girl raises her hand. "I had a kitty-cat who stuttered", she volunteered. The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become, asked the girl to describe the incident. "Well", she began, "I was in the back yard with my kitty and the rottweiler that lives next door, got a running start and before we knew it, he jumped over the fence into our yard!" "That must've been scary", said the teacher. "It sure was", said the little girl. "My kitty raised his back, went 'Fffff, Fffff, Fffff'... And before he could say "F*ck", the rottweiler ate her
Stuttering Cat
A teacher is teaching biology to her 4th grade students. "Human beings are the only animals that stutter", she explained. A little girl raises her hand. "I had a kitty-cat who stuttered", she said. The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become, asked the girl to describe the incident and why she thought the cat stuttered. "Well", she began, "I was in the back yard with my kitty and the rottweiler that lives next door got a running start and before we knew it, he jumped over the fence into our yard! "That must've been scary", said the teacher. "It sure was", said the little girl. "My kitty raised his back,went 'Fffff, Fffff, Fffff'... and before he could say "Fuck", the rottweiler ate him!"
The Stuttering Cat.
STUTTER A teacher is explaining biology to her 4th grade students. 'Human beings are the only animals that stutter', she says. A little girl raises her hand. 'I had a kitty-cat who stuttered', She volunteered. The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become, asked the girl to describe the incident. 'Well', she began, 'I was in the back yard with my kitty and the Rottweiler that lives next door got a running start and before we knew it, he jumped over the fence into our yard!' 'That must've been scary', said the teacher. 'It sure was', said
Stutter Hot
My breath fades as if taken away, then, deepens in response; heart pounding, begging relief, echos as drums beating in my ears. My eyes, unblinking, memorizing, ever detail a highlight. My mouth dry as desert sand, my voice uncontrollable, a stammer. Desire rules my thoughts, I imagine a scene, private, then suddenly, it is gone. It was the ring, the ring that untied my tongue, no longer a fear of stammering, I return to normal, going my way with only a lingering thought; She was not just hot, She was Stutter Hot!
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I am not sure exactly what is about me that gets people to talk to me. I can be standing in a line somewhere and by the time I leaving I know everyone around me. Same thing happens when I got out. My girls are just like me. We can go into a restaurant and by the time we leave we know the waiter/waitress name, life story and waaaay more than most would care to. I talk to every one. I never look down at anyone. EVER! Everyone has their shit, their wish I wasn't here today days. It has NEVER back fired on me to talk to folks. Sometimes I shock them. They aren't used to people just randomly saying hi or asking them how the hell they are. Pffft....that doesn't phase me at all. Matter of fact I sorta enjoy the shock value of it all. Think about it how said is it that people go into a place expect other folks to "serve" them, wait on them and never even acknowledge them. How sad is it that people just pass each other and not say something. Even if they are dick heads you probably will never s
St. Valentine's Day
Saint Valentine's Day  Do you really believe in Saint Valentine’s Day? February 14th is the day they say. Two people showing all the love they share of a perfect day between lovers who care. How about a little boy and girl who sees ... the love and happiness between you and me. Do they copy us and mimic what they see? Or is it because of something done naturally?   Sweethearts, are what we are call they say. But only on Saint Valentines Day. Keeping in touch with your heart knowing how love can build a new start. I give you roses and a big red heart too. Filled with chocolates and a big hug for you.   Loving you more on Saint Valentine’s Day. Please tell me this is not the only way. I love you today and tomorrow too. Even if I fail to show it to you. You mean the world to me from beginning to end. &
St. Valentines Day Massacre
Once upon a time on fu-land A battle was created ST. VALENTINES DAY MASSACRE by Nemesis of HELLPIT RADIO and i would like to have every brutal dj from all over to come and thrown down some tunes on 02/14/11 which is valentines day it a free for all battle theres is no fee too pay its just too have fun!!!!! Lets have fun!!!!!!
S**t Vick . . .
I have to vent. This jackbag Michael Vick pissed me off! I am a responsible dog owner who loves pits. I have been around this breed since I was born. This asshole, who is supposed to be a role model, has ruined what so many people have tried to do for this breed. They are NOT a "vicious" breed, they DO NOT like to fight, and they are DEFINITELY NOT the breed that bites the most! Pits are a VERY loyal breed. They are the best when it comes to protecting children. Vick has thrown dog fighting, and pits, into the limelight again. Because of his social status, pits are made out to be nothing more than a gambling, useless, misunderstood worthless life form. If you have seen my pics, you will have seen that they are not what the mainstream media has made them out to be. Granted, I am biased, but I also have the experience to back it up. I HATE anyone that claims pits love to fight.That is not what they ere bred for, no matter what anyone says. If you really want to know about them,
1st Week
Well after a week of being here, I can honestly say , this is one of my new favorite sites. I've met and a great deal of new people from everywhere and everyone here is very helpful and to the first person I met here Ms. ***ezdzlove***Mystic Magic*** (My Fubar Angel)thank you for helping a newbie around. A day or so later after gettin a feel for the site , poking around here and there, I ending up meeting more wonderful people. Then someone(~*~Texasdream~*~) left some comments on a few of my pix. Well we got began talking and continued talking until about 3 that morning. I was helping her set up her PS3 (Playstation 3)to play online so we could play Guitar Hero 3 online.(which we have been doing since). So heres to a first awesome week on Fubar and many more to come. And with that I leave you with a quote I found this morning... enjoy, "A man's ethical behavior should be based effectually on sympathy, education, and social ties; no religious basis is necessary. Man would indeeded
..1st Whatever?
LIGHTS ON.....9/11 PLEASE forward this email to everyone in your address book asking them to also forward it. Please join us on 9/11. We have under two weeks to get the word out all across this great land we love and call the United States of America. Let's see how powerful e-mail can be! On Tuesday, September 11, 2007 everyone in the USA who will be driving a motor vehicle is asked to drive with their headlights on during daylight hours. Though no explanation is needed as to why we are commemorating September 11, we hope more importantly to pay respect to the victims of that day, show our nation's olidarity and show support for our men and women of the Armed Forces. You can help by sending this e-mail on to others! REMEMBER! LIGHTS ON.....9/11 Please lets all do this, I know I will ..this is my blog... ...and i'm giving all the attention to my pal "greg"...who is may favorite aussie and a real big go and rate him and fan him...he's kewl....he'
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Bare with me on this... If you take the time to read this let me thank you in advance... The Holidays... I tell myself always that everything is fine. I tell myself that things will always be ok. It's Christmas again and I find myself in the same situation I'm always in this time of year. I sit here and think of all the things I have sacrificed for the well being of my children that I love with all my heart. I have set aside the things I wish for. I have once again fallen on hard times finding my self thinking of what i can get my children for Christmas. I never thought that 7 years would go by so quickly. How fatherhood has been so hard being and doing all I can for my little ones. I see so many people with there fancy things wondering to myself if those poeple actually appreciate the simple things in life like Life, Love, and Happiness. What renders me speechless is when my oldest comes up to me and tells me that she does not want anything for Christmas what am I to say to t
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1st Year Anniversary Of Son's Death!
i have so many emotions running in my head. i cant believe its been a year since i lost my little guy, Daniel. happy birthday and remember i will always love you. I cant believe that a year has gone by so fast. In 10 days it will be year since i lost my son at 38 weeks of pregnancy. Im always wondering what he would look like now and how he and his brother would be playing like champs. It scares me that im soon coming to that point in my pregnancy now, but know he was a part in me getting there. I know hes up there looking down on us and that one day ill be with him again.
1st Year Fu-versary
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Styled Imagination
Traveling my path Wandering life’s journey Searching for The exit To Euphoria Wishing for The BIG happy The quest to Satisfy my Soul Emulsify my Inner light To feel again Quietly confident With the unknown No worries about The next No ‘what ifs’ For the past A permanent feeling Of ‘It’s gonna be ok’ That is all I ask To just be me And be relaxed I put on a disguise And brighten my eyes And hope that you don’t Notice a thing I can’t let you Inside Won’t let you On that ride I would tell You the truth But then I’d Have to face it Myself I know I want you back Tired of moments In the black I tried To move ahead My life I grew to dread And waking up Was the hardest task Somehow I just went along But then I listened To the song That brought back Us Before the crash No more living In the past Not gonna suffer From the last Mistake that cost Everything But in reality I’ve still got me
Stylish Ramblings From The Mind Of Danielle )0(
I am starting to get irritated because people are sending me messages and I'm not getting them wtf is up with that? So if you sent me soemthing and I didn't thank you for it please let me know and i'll check into it... Love ya all! D 6th Annual Layne Staley Tribute & Benefit tickets on sale June 1st!!! This year's tribute will feature performances from Daughtry, Soulbender and RiverBend. Tickets are $25 dollars through ticketswest. All ages, bar w/ ID. Get your tickets while they last, this one is gonna sell out fast. Come celebrate Layne's life and legacy, and show your support for Layne Staley Fund!!! ~RB You can find out where to get tickets @ P.s. I don't make any money on the sales of tickets for this venue. I am really supporting my Little brother, and his good friends. I hope you enjoy their music as much as I do!. I'm sooo proud of him and I can't wait for their CD release party in the next coming mo's! P.S.S. if this b
Stylindave@ Fubar
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The Sty...where The Pigs Live.
stingsaintly@ fubar This fool was being very very rude in my shout box, badgering me to cam with him, despite repeated refusals he persisted, when a male friend interceded, he came back into MY shout box saying "don't send your little boys to talk to me, I do not talk to men!" "you are a stupid whore woman" Exceptionally cowardly and ill mannered, watch out for this cretin. This Newbie, chose, as his first act on fubar, to rate my profile picture a "2". Seems like a "Hit" to me, as he did nothing else until that point. And he would not answer any messages, just a hater! knightrider@ fubar
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Sua Ong Chua
Sữa ong chúa là gì?Sữa ong chúa tươi là chất dịch sền sệt được tiết ra từ tuyến họng của con ong thợ, chứa nhiều dưỡng chất đậm đặc dùng để nuôi ấu trùng chúa và ong chúa. Sữa ong chúa hoàn toàn không phải là sữa của con ong chúa, ong chúa không có sữa như các động vật có vú.Tại sao lại gọi là sữa ong chúa?Dưỡng chất này được gọi là sữa ong chúa bởi nó là thức ăn duy nhất vô cùng quý hiếm chỉ giành để nuôi ấu trùng chúa và làm thức ăn cho con ong chúa. Vì sao sữa ong chúa lại rất quý và hiếm?Trong một tổ ong có hàng ngàn con ong thợ nhưng chỉ có duy nhất một con ong chúa. Ong c
Suave' Bolla Moment
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You are 53% Submissive! Submissive and dominant personality traits are part of everyone's natural make-up. You may be very dominant in the workplace or in being the head of your family, and yet still be submissive when it comes to relationship or sexual matters. If you scored high you may want to look into BDSM as a healthy outlet for your need to serve and obey. If you scored very high it's likely you have already done so.If you scored very low you may want to take my test on dominance, and may have already explored BDSM as a healthy outlet for your need to control and direct others. You can find out more about this topic at my site. Link: The Are You A Born Submissive Test written by subthoughts on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the The Dating Persona Test
..:: Sub ::..
What is bottom topping, you may ask yourself. Well, that is when a submissive tries to control a scene or situation, manipulating the dominant to their desire, rather than what the dominant wants from the scene or situation. Topping from the bottom is considered inappropriate behavior in most D/s circles. It can have many connotations, some of which make the dominant seem to be the less dominant person in the relationship. It also can be looked upon as the submissive trying to get the attention of their dominant because the submissive feels that they aren't getting enough. Why is bottom topping such a big issue? When a dominant is no longer in control of the situation, their role is diminished. They are nothing more than a participant in the situation or scene. They lose their credibility as a dominant, because as the dominant, they should be in control. T
Sub Bill Of Rights
You have the right to be treated with respect. Not only do you have this right, you have the right to demand it. Being submissive does not make you a doormat or less of a person than anyone else. The word "submissive" describes your nature and in no way diminishes you as a human being. You have the right to respect yourself as well. You have the right to be proud of what you are. Being a submissive is nothing that should ever bring you shame or feelings of reproach. Your submissive nature is a gift and should always be a source of pride and happiness. You have the right to feel safe. Being a submissive should not make you feel afraid, insecure or threatened. Submission is not about living on the edge or flirting with fear. In any situation you should feel safe or there can never be true surrender. You have the right to your emotions and feelings. Your emotions and feelings come from you and they are just as valid as anyone else's. You have a right to them. Those feelings, wh
Subconscious Blog
Every day, I say hey, I am going to bed EARLY or at a decent time tonight. And always, I go to bed @ 3am!!! what the heck?? I don't really understand why! FEATURED ARTIST click image to view artist page BAND MEMBERS Ryan - Guitar James - Bass Brandon - Vocals Stephen - Drums Daniel - Guitar
Subconscious Obsession By Tiki On 11-11-11
What is this Feeling? Appearing to be, Calm and Content, But having nothing to Say, Not a Peep. This in not Good or Bad Feeling, But simply a Neutral one, No Emotions, Or Expressions, No Frown, Or Smirk on my Face, No Tears, Or Jerk through my Nerves or Veins, It's as if I'm Zombified, And No, I'm not Paralyzed, But, Could it Be that Missing piece, To my Heart? This Living seed, Part of my Companion? That Link, Forming us into a Family?
Sub Drop
SUBMISSIVE REBOUND Submissive Rebound is a reaction that occurs in most submissives at some point in their relationship with a Dominant. It manifests in feelings of depression, heightened anxiety and a sensation of 'distance' between the submissive and the Dominant. Submissive Rebound is often called sub-drop. Submissives often focus a high level of energy and attention on every nuance of the interaction between themselves and their Dominant. This focus can be so strong that the submissives perceptions of external reality will blur. Some submissives 'feel' that they pour themselves so deeply into a Dominant that to some extent they 'become' part of the Dominant. An extension of their presence. When that presence is withdrawn the submissive can begin to manifest strong symptoms of withdrawal. This withdrawal can be complicated by other divisive feelings and emotions. Some submissives believe that their actions, feelings and desires are 'sinful' or in direct opposition to the mo
Sub Ethics
by Author Unknown "I'm in charge!" This is a realization that some submissives have from the beginning and that hits others like a thunderbolt. The Dominant has Control, but the submissive chooses to be under it. The submissive chooses to kneel, and sets limits within which the Dominant controls what happens. In time, trust grows and the scope of that control will grow with it. In a sane, safe and consensual relationship, a submissive has control over how far she submits and within what limits. It is confidence in this control, which is expressed as trust in her Dominant, that allows her to truly submit. This includes having control over: safe sexual practices; stages in the transfer of power; the involvement of witnesses or participants; the creation of photographed, videotaped or other evidence of activities. A submissive also has the right to be well and truly used, to have as much power as she wants to give taken, and to be taken on explorations of all
Sub-iraqi Homesick Blues- Take Off On Bob Dylan Song
Sub-iraqi Homesick Blues- Take Off On Bob Dylan Song
Subject: Wine Vs. Water
It has been scientifically proven that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than1 kilo of Escherichia coli bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop! However, we do not run that risk when drinking wine (or rum, whiskey, vodka, beer or other liquors) because alcohol has to go through a distillation process of boiling, filtering, and fermenting. It is better to drink wine and talk shit .... than to drink water and be full of shit. There is no need to thank me for this valuable information. I am doing it as a public service.
Subject 13
"I want to thank you for this for without you i would have never know how it could hurt so good........and you havent even started." ANONYMOUS -------------------------------------------------- Okay close your eyes for me and visualize a white room,flourescant lit with a restraint chair in the middle............ im led in and strapped down, and left to wait for Dr.Overman, i close my eyes and try to rest a bit before she arrives. This chair is a bit uncomfortable, actually thats an understatement this chair is inhumane at best wrist restraints,arm restraints,leg restraints,oh and my personal favorite.......the head and neck restraints. makes it hard to get comfy as well as to get away,haha for those of you who find this device fancyfull for a place like this let me educate you while we have time. There are two kinds of facts in the world..... theres the fed truth, the stuff they feed you taxpayer folks so you can sleep at night with a clear conscience, like
Subject:finally, The Blonde Joke To End All Blonde Jokes
...AND THE WINNER IS....... A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it started." Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?" The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger." Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him in, and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. He st udies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger." He takes her hand and says, "Second, I want you to relax. "Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then .." He sighed....... "Let's put all the Frosted Flakes back in the box......."
Subject: Social Security Benefit Credits For Active Duty Service
-----Original Message ----Subject: Social Security Benefit Credits for Active Duty Service Good Morning, Here's some information I received via email - this information was not passed during a recent TAPS class I attended. The following comments are extracted -from the email I received: "For those or you who did not have this info it is something to put in your files for when you apply for Social Security [if still around] down the road. It is just not for retirees but anyone who has served on active duty prior to January 2002. Strongly encourage you to forward this to all folks who have served on active duty who are entitled to this benefit but must ask for it! Go to the website and then prepare to get extra benefits ......... Soc Sec website::http:/ Social Security Benefit Credits for Active Duty Service ...for years of active duty through 2001 (the program was done away with in January 2002) . Up to $1200 per year of earnings credit ($100 cre
Subject: Fake Friends
Subject Of Many Drunken Nights
Starkle Starkle little twink Who the hell you are you think¿ I'm not under the afflunence of inkohol although some thinkle peep I am I fool so feelish I don't know who is me and the drunker I stand here, the longer I get.
Subject To Change
He's not the usual catch; Too short, too tall, too ugly, too cute, Too broke, too rich, too skinny, too brute, Not much to offer but the pen to get his name etched. But he was a pro at the attraction trait; Maybe rich when she was broke, Maybe funny when she was sad, Maybe cute when she was not, Maybe good when she was bad, If he keeps the same vibe then the wall will break. She's not the usual catch; Too skinny, too fat, too much make-up, not enough make-up, No booty, too much booty, no breasts, too much made cups, Not much to offer for him to go fetch. But she was a pro at the attraction trait; Maybe she gives good head, Maybe she rides like no other, Maybe she can make him cum til he can't no futher, If she keeps the same vibe then the wall will break.
Subject: Adult Game!
Subject: This Is So Sad
I am warning you, this is very, very, VERY sad! You may need a tissue... She was only five, This is what happened When she was alive... Her dad was a drunk, Her mom was an addict, Her parents kept her, Locked in an attic. Her only friend was a little toy bear, It was old and worn out, And had patches of hair. She always talked to it, When no one was around. She lays there and hugs it, Not a peep of sound. Until her parents Unlock the door, She'll have to endore A bruise on her leg, A scar on her face, Why would she be In such a horrible place? But she grabs her bear, And softly cries. She loves her parents, But they want her to die. She sits in the corner, Quiet but thinking, "Please God, why is My life always sinking?" Such a bad life, For a sad little kid. She'd get beaten and beaten For anything she did. Then one night, Her mom came home high, And the poor child was beaten As hours went by. Then her mom suddenly Grabbed for a blade, It
Subject: Five Important Lessons In Life
Subject: Solution To Hijackings
I saw this and thought it was great.. Subject: Solution to Hijackings Dear Sirs; I have the solution for the prevention of hijackings, and at the same time getting our airline industry back on its feet. Since men of the Muslim religion are not allowed to look at naked women we should replace all of our female flight attendants with strippers. Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing a naked woman, and of course, everyone in this country would start flying again in hopes of seeing a naked woman. We would have no more hijackings, and the airline industry would have record sales. Now why didn't Congress think of this? Sincerely, William Jefferson Clinton Ever Wonder what people are paying for gas around the globe? Global Gas Pump prices worldwide (Dollars per gallon as of Feb. 24) Country Dollars per gallon Netherlands $6.25 Norway $6.21 United Kingdom $5.94 Germany $5.87 Italy $5.72 France $5.56 South Korea $5
Subject: Usrfs
  Subject: USRFS   I like it.... The Pentagon announced TODAY the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF)  These boys will be dropped off in Afghanistan and have been given only the following facts about terrorists:1. The season opened today. 2. There is no limit. 3. They taste just like chicken. 4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus. 5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt. The Pentagon expects the problem in Afghanistan to be over by Friday.                                 AMEN
So here is a quick update on my cousin. Not that many of you care, but for those who do. He's doing so much better! Yesterday he had a slight fever, but its going down which is good, and he's finally talking!!! It was so nice being able to hold a conversation with him, and he knows what he's talking about. I'm so happy with the progress he's making, and I just keep praying that he keeps getting better and better! I can't wait till he's able to sit up and everything so I can give him a big hug! I told him that I was going to, and he gave me a really big smile. I'm in the process of writing him a poem, so I hope to get it done asap and when he's more awake and everything I'm going to give it to him, and read it to him! I hope he'll like it, which I'm sure he will. I'm going back down there again tomorrow after work. I can't wait. I love seeing him and spending time with him. Sometimes its hard to get in the room though because he gets sooooooo many visitors. Thats how loved this bo
Subliminal Mind-fuck 3 last night, i got home from work at like almost 10, and we had friends over to party a bit... AND BOY DID WE PARTY... We had me, jacz, jess, christy, shawna, sheri, gordy, henryhank, ashton, loki, brit, rich, angellete, jason, all our cool ass friends over, and fucked up was the mission, and fucked up we got... I stayed away from the Captain Mo and Erk n Jerk, wantd to avoind the hard liquor, but had a few Artic Berry Smirnoff I got for me n jacz, a little Bicardi Hurricane (thanx Sheri), and we all know my love of natural herbal remedies...what a good night we had... I LOVE YOU GUYS! WE ROCK THAT SHIT LIKE AINT NO THANG! REPPIN' IT FOR THE HOMIES YO!!! LOVE PEACE AND CHICKEN GREASE Author's note: No, I am not crazy. Just got stuck on a cool show, and the idea and imagination behind it. It's called "Dead Like Me". Used to be a show on Showtime. Basic premise is about "undead" people who reap souls. When someone is about to die, the reaper is in charge of taking the
Sublissa's Blog
Hello everyone, this is my first attempt at a serious blog. While I have only been on this site for a short while it has come to my attention that there is a lot of support for our troops in Iraq. Im glad that there is, as I think they are incredibly brave young men and women doing a great job under incredibly difficult circumstances. That said I myself am opposed to the war in Iraq. That is not to say I think we should pull out now....that would be disastrous....but I do think we need to question our leaders judgement in sending our troops there in the first place. It would seem that over time it has become clear that we were all, or most of us "hoodwinked" into believing we had to send troops to Iraq. At a time when we still hadn't finished in Afgahnistan. I believe we were right to tackle Afgahnistan. They have supported and harboured terrorists both before and after 9/11 and as such needed to be brought to account. Iraq however is different. While we all would no doubt have bee
Subliminal Lies
So, here we are, once again upon the proverbial 'silly season', and things are just as silly as ever. From the personal aspects of life, with one thing and another, it is what it is, and from the outside world. It's getting stranger than ever. It's been getting that way for awhile now, for the last, oh, i don't know, thirty years or more. Hell, since the beginning of the big bang, maybe. I don't know, I'm not that old, nor is anyone else I know. Days like this, I wish I had the longevity and memory of DEATH. The anthropomorphic personification, of course. I wish I could remember all the things, and had the longevity to fill in the blanks left by History.    It's a funny thing, History. "History is the version of past events that people have decided to agree upon." Napoleon Bonaparte. Has to be one of the truest statements ever made. History, like the Bible, is a collection of fables, with maybe a hint of truth (Unlike the Bible, but that's neither here nor there - the Bible is a coll
Subliminal Messages
Subliminal Messages Alive and Well.. The debate over subliminal messages has been alive and well for more than forty years, and both sides of the issue have been explored in their entirety. Do subliminal messages exist, or are they just a figment of one's imagination? If they do exist, do they work, or are the advertisers just wasting valuable time when they could be devising ways to better serve their potential customers, ethically? These are some of the more popular questions being asked about subliminal messages. I'll let you be the judge. The first known experiment with subliminal projection occurred in 1956, when a special projector was installed in a Fort Lee, New Jersey movie theater by a New York City firm, Subliminal Projection Co., Inc. During a six-week period, patrons reportedly were exposed to two advertising messages projected subliminally on the screen during the regular presentation of the motion picture "Picnic." The words "Drink Coca-Cola" and "Hungary? Eat Po
Chapter 1 - Finding a Dominant • Always trust your gut. If something feels wrong it probably is. • Intuition and common sense are your most valuable instincts. • Look for the same personality/qualities you would look for in a vanilla partner. • Be yourself. Never compromise who you are to gain the attention of a Dominant. • Be clear and honest about what you are seeking in a relationship. • Some Dominants will never love you. • Some Dominants have no desire to fuck you. • Don't be afraid to say "no" to prospective Dom/mes who aren't compatible. • You do not have to take orders or obey every Dominant who approaches you. • Just because you are sub doesn't mean you should let Dom/mes walk all over you. • You do not have to spend money on, or give money to, a Dominant. • You do not have to send naked photos to a Dominant. • Be careful how much personal info you reveal to strangers. • Make a list of mandatory questions to ask prospective Dom/mes.
Santa Monica from the eponym album "savage garden" performed live Artist: Savage Garden (Darren Hayes/Daniel Jones) Album: Savage Garden 1997 Sony BMG In santa monica in the winter time The lazy streets so undemanding I walk into the crowd In santa monica you get your Coffee from The coolest places on the Promenade Where people dress just so Beauty so unavoidable everywhere You turn Its there I sit and wonder what am i Doing here But on the telephone line i Am anyone I am anything I want to be I could be a super model or Norman mailer And you wouldnt know the Difference Or would you In santa monica all the people got Modern names Like jake or mandy And modern bodies too In santa monica on the boulevard Youll have to dodge those In line skaters Or theyll knock you down I never felt so lonely Never felt so out of place I never wanted something more Than this But on the telephone line i Am anyone I am anything I want to be I could be a super
The Submissives Rights
The Submissives Rights i have the right to set limits, and expect them to be respected. i have the right to trust, providing I have earned it. i have the right to expect You to believe I am an intelligent, caring and loyal person. i have the right to ask for Your attention,without having to misbehave to get it. i have the right to expect You to administer Your punishment on me with care and caution. i have the right to question your motives,should You deny my requests, as long as I do so with the proper respect. i have the right to speak up if I feel O/our relationship is not giving me what I need. i have the right to tell You what I need in a respectful manner. i have the right to expect You to understand my reasons for doing so, and the right to expect You to listen with an open mind and heart. i have the right to walk away from our relationship if W/we cannot come to a common ground on these issues. i have the right to expect tenderness, love and understanding after a s
The Submissive Lifestyle
If it pleases Him to have me kneel before Him i will kneel reverently. If it pleases Him to bind me i will gladly offer my arms to Him. If it pleases Him to touch me i will allow myself to be touched. If it pleases Him to teach me i will learn all that i can. If it pleases Him to discipline me i will accept it without a sound. If it pleases Him to allow me to serve Him i will serve Him with loyalty and devotion.
Love Me When I'm Gone (3 Doors Down) There's another world inside of me That you may never see There're secrets in this life That I can't hide Somewhere in this darkness There's a light that I can't find Maybe it's too far away... Or maybe I'm just blind... Or maybe I'm just blind... [Chorus] So hold me when I'm here Right me when I'm wrong Hold me when I'm scared And love me when I'm gone Everything I am And everything in me Wants to be the one You wanted me to be I'll never let you down Even if I could I'd give up everything If only for your good So hold me when I'm here Right me when I'm wrong You can hold me when I'm scared You won't always be there So love me when I'm gone Love me when I'm gone... When your education X-Ray Cannot see under my skin I won't tell you a damn thing That I could not tell my friends Roaming through this darkness I'm alive but I'm alone Part of me is fighting this But part of me is gone [Chorus] Or maybe
Submissive Owners Manual
Submissive Owner's Manual I need to feel safe. Before I can begin to open my submissive nature to You I need to feel safe and have reason to trust You. To let down my walls and give You control of my will may take time and testing before I feel safe enough to permit either of us to go beyond the initial stages of our relationship. Even after I've given myself to You fully, I need to be reminded I am safe with You. I may like to feel the thrill and excitement of fear and the unknown, but I need to be sure no matter how You stimulate those emotions during an intense scene or situation, I will remain safe in Your care. I need to know You accept me for all I am. I will be many things to You as our relationship grows and I need to know You accept me as a person during each transition along the way. I need to know You accept me as a friend, lover, companion, and Your submissive but also accept me as parent, child, employee, community member or other roles I fill in my obligations to fa
Submissive Do's And Don'ts
While this page is primarily intended for guiding a submissive or a slave in their "online conduct" or "behavior", you'll find quite a few of these things can actually carry over into real life. Whether you are a slave or a submissive, you'll always be expected to show courtesy and respect to anyone that you encounter online, especially if you find yourself in the company of, or talking to a Dominant. Remember, if you embarrass yourself, you also embarrass your Dominant. The quickest way to find a novice sub is to watch for the lack of respect she shows to a Dominant in a chat room. A submissive or slave may not like a Dominant she comes across while she's chatting, but that is still no reason not to be courteous and respectful. And yes, it goes without saying, as a submissive or slave you are also due appropriate respect from anyone else you come across, incl
Submission To Submit: overcome resistance to direction and yield one(self) to the will of another Submission is an action of personal strength. To overcome internal resistance the submissive must control their desire or need to maintain personal control in the creation and delivery of all personal decisions. They must overcome the need to express or deliver their personal judgment as the basis for creating, directing and taking self action. They must overcome their desire to ACT defensively through CHALLENGE and directed conflict when exposed to the direction of another. As part of this process they must also submerge their ego to allow them to follow or accept direction from another without fear of loss of face, status or worth. To yield is to 'reward' through the offering of the inner self to the direction or will of another. This 'gift' is the non-resistance or need of conflict TO direction and external control. Resistance is usually based on FEAR of loss.
Submit To You
kneeling before You awaiting Your words head bent eyes cast down strong deliberate commanding me to Your will voicing Your approval directing my gaze demure blush flowing through me heated eyes see me i submit to You needing Your discipline now You dominate me
Submissive Woman
i find pleasure, joy, and fulfillment from being submissive to my Master in a loving relationship. i am not weak or stupid. i am a strong woman, with firm views and a clear concept of what i want out of my life. i do not serve out of shame or weakness, but out of pride and strength. i will look to my loving Master for guidance and protection, for never will i be more complete than when He is with me. i know that He will protect my body, my mind, and my soul with His strength and wisdom. He is everything to me, as i am everything to Him. His touch awakens me and His thoughts free me. Only in serving Him do i find complete freedom and joy... His punishments may be harsh, but i accept them thankfully, knowing that He has my best interests always foremost in His mind. If He desires my body for pleasure, i shall joyfully give it to Him and take pleasure myself from knowing that i have brought Him happiness. However, the pleasure of the flesh is but one facet of O/our rela
A Submissive Daydream(written Erotica)
I can just picture myself at your mercy...... on my knees, hands tied above my head, my ball gag in my mouth so all I can do is moan and shake my head to answer your questions. I can imagine the glimmer of excitement in your eyes and the evil grin stretching across your face as you show me the rope you are going to tie my breasts with. You slowly walk over to me.....cup my large breasts in your hands and tell me it will only hurt a little.....and for me to be very quiet or you will tie them tighter and give me something to moan about!!! I nod my head in agreement as you start to bind them.....looking me straight in the eyes as you pull the ropes tight against my milky white flesh. My breasts are now bulging with the pressure of the ropes....and you flick my nipples with your finger to make them even more hard then they allready are. You pull on them and lick them....and put them in between your teeth and gently bite them until you hear me whimper with extacy. You tease me
The Submissives Rights i have the right to set limits, and expect them to be respected. i have the right to trust, providing I have earned it. i have the right to expect You to believe I am an intelligent, caring and loyal person. i have the right to ask for Your attention,without having to misbehave to get it. i have the right to expect You to administer Your punishment on me with care and caution. i have the right to question your motives,should You deny my requests, as long as I do so with the proper respect. i have the right to speak up if I feel O/our relationship is not giving me what I need. i have the right to tell You what I need in a respectful manner. i have the right to expect You to understand my reasons for doing so, and the right to expect You to listen with an open mind and heart. i have the right to walk away from our relationship if W/we cannot come to a common ground on these issues. i have the right to expect tenderness, love and understanding after a s
Make a slide show, scrapbook or ecard Well here l am still trying to find my way around cherrytap l think it's a brilliant site but l also find it a little hard, so l hope all you lovely people out there who have left comments on my pics will understand if l don't reply back straight away l will in the end, so please just bear with me a little longer. l would also like to thank tammy and the rest of my friends on here for there help. all have a wounderful day luv julie xxx MASTER4YEW I see you here – are you alone? Perhaps you’re lost, by storms being blown? Do you need a certain hand To guide you back to safe, dry land? Do you need a man who’s true, Who’ll hold you close when you are blue And yet whose word you will obey And gladly pleasure him this way. And if it happened by mistake You disrespected or did make Him think it right that you should learn A painful lesson that would turn Your misdemeanour wilful ways Into behaviour fit
Submissives Story 1
Submissive Poetry Wrote By Me
My submissive heart I gave to you And no one but you. I sit and wait for my Master, To return home each and every day. When you placed your collar around my neck You looked at me and said "Forever More". Your leather cuffs you placed around my wrists And said "Mine till the end". My Master I love you so You took me and made me whole. You said "Trust in me and I'll set you free" and, I'll make you into the woman you want to be" I submit to you freely because you love me and protect me simply said you complete me. Your whips and chains I welcome with pleasure And if I'm good you bind me too. With each strike upon my tender skin I know you give it with sheer delight. You command me to be silent and still For you say my body is your playground. Master loves me and adores me As I love and adore him. The day I met my Master was the day I found freedom in which he set me free. I will always kneel and proudly serve and obey him always forever m
The Submissive
Submit Button
Some peoples pages the submit button isnt showin on their comment if you just click outside the box after you commit you can press enter and it will submit your comment.Thought this might help whoever didnt know.
The Submissive Creed
~The submissive's Creed~ I will communicate with complete honesty of my needs, desires, limits and experiences to my Dominant. I realize that failing to do so will not only prevent my Dominant & I from having the best experience possible, but it could also lead to physical and emotional harm. I will not try to manipulate my Dominant. I will not push to make a scene to the way I feel it should, nor will I place demands on my Dominant. I will keep an open mind about trying things that I have not been previously exposed to and will always be open to expanding my limits. Through this, I will continue on my journey to grow into the well rounded submissive I desire to be. I will accept the responsibility of discovering what pleases my Dominant and will do my best to fulfill His wishes and desires. I will not allow myself to be harmed or abused, for I know that being "submissive" does not entitle my Dominant to be hurtful or treat me without compassion. I will be courteous and helpf
I kneel, supplicant before you my will offered up in quiet acquiescence awaiting your approval or reproach the fine line between pleasure and pain becomes ever sweeter with your control with every touch, kiss, word smoldering embers are kindled tormenting desires awakened I quiver captured by heat and hunger bend me to your will My Lord show me what you most desire my purpose but to serve through your dominion I find myself You, the Master of many my only.
Submissive_brian_72's Palace Of Fun
TRUTH OR DARE So here's the deal...You get to ask me *Up to 5 Questions!!*, no matter how crazy, inappropriate, or just random, and I promise to answer it 100% truthfully (thats the "truth" part) I dare you to repost this and see what people ask you. (repost of original by 'Lady Cinderella ~ Who has my Slipper?' on '2007-07-25 14:33:18') (repost of original by 'blue dragon' on '2007-07-25 15:03:39') (repost of original by '~~MyJoy~~ TEXAS TEASER of the FUBAR PLUS SIZE PINUP GIRLS~Bartender/Shooter Gurl for FUSION RADIO' on '2007-07-25 16:21:39') (repost of original by '~~TEXAS GIRL~~DIRTYSOUTHCREW~~' on '2007-07-25 16:26:44') (repost of original by 'drew64_4**Undergrond Security**##Jeezy's Offical Bodyguard##Co-Owner Of ☼§TheAtomicBombers' on '2007-07-25 16:44:38') (repost of original by 'kunicorn77' on '2007-07-25 20:16:01') (repost of original by 'Fire Dragon(Angel Family )' on '2007-07-25 20:21:58')
I finally figured out why women have a problem filling out forms on the internet! They have a problem clicking the SUBMIT button! Love, Amedeo
A Submissive's Ethics
A Submissive's Ethics by Author Unknown "I'm in charge!" This is a realization that some submissives have from the beginning and that hits others like a thunderbolt. The Dominant has Control, but the submissive chooses to be under it. The submissive chooses to kneel, and sets limits within which the Dominant controls what happens. In time, trust grows and the scope of that control will grow with it. In a sane, safe and consensual relationship, a submissive has control over how far she submits and within what limits. It is confidence in this control, which is expressed as trust in her Dominant, that allows her to truly submit. This includes having control over: safe sexual practices; stages in the transfer of power; the involvement of witnesses or participants; the creation of photographed, videotaped or other evidence of activities. A submissive also has the right to be well and truly used, to have as much power as she wants to give taken,
A Submissive's Ethics
© Author Unknown "I'm in charge!" This is a realization that some submissives have from the beginning and that hits others like a thunderbolt. The Dominant has Control, but the submissive chooses to be under it. The submissive chooses to kneel, and sets limits within which the Dominant controls what happens. In time, trust grows and the scope of that control will grow with it. In a sane, safe and consensual relationship, a submissive has control over how far she submits and within what limits. It is confidence in this control, which is expressed as trust in her Dominant, that allows her to truly submit. This includes having control over: safe sexual practices; stages in the transfer of power; the involvement of witnesses or participants; the creation of photographed, videotaped or other evidence of activities. A submissive also has the right to be well and truly used, to have as much power as she wants to give taken, and to be taken on explorations of all
Submissive Prayer
© Author Unknown Allow me the strength to answer questions I can't fathom. Allow me the spirit to know his needs. Allow me the kindness to choke back retorts. Allow me the serenity to serve Him in peace. Allow me the love to show Him myself. Allow me the tenderness to comfort Him. Allow me the light to show us the way. Allow me the wisdom to be an asset to Him. Let me be able to show Him each day my love of my service to Him. Let me open myself up to completely belong to Him. Let my eyes show Him the same respect, rather I sit at his side, or kneel at his feet. Let me accept my punishment with the grace of a woman. Let me learn to please Him, beyond myself. Grant me the power to give myself to Him completely. Give me the strength to please us both. Permit me to love myself, in loving Him. Allow me the peace of serving Him. For it is my greatest wish, my highest power To make his life complete,as he makes mine.
Submissive Vs. Slave
The difference between a submissive and a slave is not always clear cut and is often the subject of controversy within the lifestyle. In general, a submissive maintains a certain distance from her Master and retains some freedoms and a slave gives her all as well as her freedoms to her Master. This discussion is about what elements make a submissive or a slave. They may not necessarily agree with what a person calls themselves. Often one finds individuals that call themselves a slave, when a submissive would be a better title and sometimes one sees a person described as a submissive that is more akin to a slave. I am not sure that the term Total Power Exchange (TPE) can be applied to a consensual slave. In normal cases, it seems impossible to have a TPE in a real world non forced slavery relationship and it is unusual in forced slavery cases. TPE seems to involve fantasy more than reality. In a true TPE relationship, it would mean that any order a Dominant could think of wou
My Master Once in a lifetime you find your true soulmate, the one who rocks you to your ultimate core and knows your every thought and your every want and need. But then, the feeling of something that is a primal need, come up, and then your left with an emptiness. A whole that your not quite sure what it is, or what is supposed to be there. I have felt this whole for quite some time now. Although I love my husband with all my heart, and I would never trade him for the world, I have needed something more. Something that rocks my very core of being. Something that can open me up and swallow me whole. Something that demands something of my soul, and won't just let it won't just let me rest...but will grab on and take me for the grandest and wildest ride of my entire life. I have found this turns out "it" is a someone. This someone has only been in my life for a few weeks, and he found me here on myspace through a friends page. And although I never talk wi
2007-10-17 Submissives Story
This is a story written from the perspective of the submissive. People sometimes ask Me why I write from the subs perspective. I point out: It is easier for a sub to picture themselves in that situation with Me, than if I wrote from the perspective of a Master. So here is another: On this morning i awoke with my bladder about to burst. i very carefully crawled out of the bed trying not to disturb my Master. He stirred slightly but didn't wake up. i crept to the bathroom down the hallway from His room so as not to wake Him with the sound of my peeing. as i sat on the toilet i ran my hands across the flat of my stomach and breast. i could feel the crusted remnants of the cum He had so generously spewed on my skin just a few hours earlier. my pussy was swollen and tender from the reaming i had received for nearly eight hours the evening before. Master had tied me down and used a fucking machine on me for hours. Combined with the multiple dildos, butt plugs and the fisting session, my
Submissive Dreams...
i like it when You make me bleed needy greedy for more always more take me deeper make me weep take the truth of who i am i am Yours i lay before You exposed and naked upon the banquet table secured by ropes and stays that only the tenderest parts be proffered to my Master To hear Your voice again though my eyes be shielded and tongue muted the flush of offered power tints my clit the sweetest pink my nipples taut and roseate invite Your teeth and tease accepted, the rush of power surges through Your quivering body Your cock admiring its captured prey in all Your raging passions Your touch and thoughts so soft it fuels my need to serve Again Your cock inside me releasing all that hinders You unlocking all the doors silken seduction the separation only a matter of air closer now than ever passions new and ancient familiar, intense, golden as bonds cementing the bricks of the pre-existing foundation laid in daily construction in a complex web
Submit Or Be Punished
Please come leave naughty school girl Paradise some comments. Or else you will be punished Her contest ends January 15th Shes gonna get naked if she wins If you leave her 100 comments let me know and I will give you 5,000 Fubucks or make you a morph
Submitting to lust. Passion and emotion combined to a rush. A drug without a form. The expression is revealing. You are addicted and you want more. You find a victim. You release it. But it’s still not gone. It’s still there roaming around. A disease without a sound. A curse with a touch of heaven. A gift who gives you pleasure. A fulfilment with no border. A need that is growing older. This is a bliss from god or a burden from the devil’s dust. This is what is given. A dangerous word called lust.
Submission: A Better Understanding.
Okay so you are reading this to better understand what a submissive is and in return you will better understand me. I will start off where I stand and then I will type up the submissive's creed and the dominants creed. My Personal Note: Thre is a common misconception that a submissive will let anyone control her...that is far from the truth. I am a submissive but that does not mean I let anyone and everyone control me. I choose who I do and don't give power to. Submission is a gift. So please do not start talking to me with the thought that you can tell me what to do. The submissive 's Creed I will communicate with complete honesty my needs, desires, limits,and experience. I realize that failing to do so will not only prevent my Master and I from having the best experience possible, but can also lead to physical and emotional harm. I will not try to manipulate my Master. I will not push to make a scene go the way I feel it should. I will keep an o
A Submissive
should i use the cuffs to tie her up or go classic with the tie ropes?
A World Of Absolutes By Jack Peacock The world around us is one of situational ethics and malleable values. Everything is relative to the moment. The professed standards for today are compromised tomorrow for the sake of expediency. Some people thrive in an environment like that, while others feel as if cast adrift, struggling to stay afloat by clinging to a few straws of consistency. Some of us find those straws in a Master-slave relationship. An M-s lifestyle is one of absolutes. One's role in life is precisely defined. Obligations and privileges are spelled out in unambiguous terms. Two people enter into a partnership where one will take the lead, and the other will follow in support. There are no vacations, no time outs, no reversal of positions. Laws and rights are irrelevant; no outside agency dictates how they will live. The structure of their lives together is based on the trust, and faith, each one has in the other. A Master leads. Not just when it's easy or fun.
Submissive Meets Her Master For The First Time
I received a package in the mail one afternoon with my Master's name on it. Walking into the house my heart pounding I tear open the envelope. In it is a hand written note with instructions: 1) Get into the tub and make sure there is no hair to be found anywhere, punishment will occur 2) You will receive a package that will contain what you will need for our meeting tonight 3)Someone will be there to pick you up at eight o'clock be ready. Looking at the clock, heart pounding and anticipation flooding through me, I rushed into the bathroom. Sinking into the hot water, I close my eyes and let my mind wander. What will Master look like for He has not allowed me to see Him yet. Rubbing cream all over my mound and in between my legs, feeling myself getting aroused and wet, I imagine Master's fingers pleasing and teasing me. Pleasure filling my body as I get closer to climax. I know I may not cum without His permission of what He owns. Getting out of the tub I grab my terry cloth robe and f
I kneel, supplicant before you my will offered up in quiet acquiescence awaiting your approval or reproach the fine line between pleasure and pain becomes ever sweeter with your control with every touch, kiss, word smoldering embers are kindled tormenting desires awakened I quiver captured by heat and hunger bend me to your will My Lord show me what you most desire my purpose but to serve through your dominion I find myself You, the Master of many my only
Submissive Fantasies
...Spending the day on the beach and in the ocean is like heaven to me. Looking forward to running, I slip on my sport bra and shorts. Deciding against shoes, I bounce out into the sunshine. As I step out onto the warm soft sand, I let out a sigh of pleasure. The sun feels good as a soft breeze plays against my skin. ...I wish that Master could have been able to make this trip with me it is so beautiful here and I love spending time with Him. I place my fingers to my collar and smile knowing that He is always here with me. ...After a vigorous run, I return to the room to shower and change into my bikini and flip flops. Grabbing my towel and sunglasses in haste, wanting to get out into the cool blue sea, I do not notice the blinking light on my phone alerting me to messages. ...The water is cool and refreshing on my bare skin as the waves crash down around me. Sun making my fair skin turn pink then red as the day wears on. Afternoon turning into evening as my body reminds me I haven
The Submissive Mistress............
Kelley sat up and moved off the picnic table - she looked at John, trish's next door neighbor and smiled. She knew that John had the hots for trish - he told her before how much she turned him on. Kelley and John screwed around with each other while Jack and Trish were away. The "servants" used the house like it was their own. What John didn't know was that Jack was in on it, so he was a bit more nervous and did what Kelley said. Kelley was liking this domination. As she looked him over again she liked what she saw. He was average height and weight, essentially attractive and his cock was a nice size. It would easily fit in trish's pussy or ass, maybe trish would be able to deep throat him. John was stroking his hard cock as he moved around towards trish's face - he looked very eager for a blowjob. Kelley knew his wife didn't blow him that often and never swallowed. Kelley wasn't a bit one on swallowing either, but trish was. Trish would get a big mouthful today. "Let's get this hot
Submissive Info And Thoughts
by Cerina X The capacity for or the practice of recognizing and respecting the beliefs or practices of others. The word, "tolerance", is tossed about on bdsm web sites, chat rooms, newsgroups, at munches, and play parties, but I've rarely seen it in action. To date, it appears tolerance is only used with others who have similar beliefs but God help anyone who comes along who practices D/s or bdsm in a completely different manner than the "norm". I've witnessed enough feeding frenzies and verbal lynch mobs to know this is the truth. As a submissive or dominant learning and practicing tolerance is a must. You will meet many people on your journey who will be completely different from yourself and by employing tolerance you stand a good chance of not only broadening your horizons but deepening your understanding of dominance and submission. Not one of us was born with the knowledge of how to be a submissive or a dominant, and only by keeping our minds open can we expect to bett
Submissive's Creed
The Submissives Creed I will communicate with complete honesty my needs, desires, limits, and experience. I realize that failing to do so will not only prevent my Master and I from having the best experience possible, but can also lead to physical and emotional harm. I will not try to manipulate my Master. I will keep an open mind about trying things that I am not accustomed to or comfortable with and expanding my limits. I will continue to grow as a submissive and as a human being. I will accept the responsibility of discovering what pleases my Master, and will do my best to fulfill His wishes and desires. I will not allow myself to be harmed or abused, I know that submissive does not equal "doormat". I will be responsive to my Master, I will not try to hide what my mind and body are feeling so that I may assist Him in His responsibilities as my Authority, I know that Dominants are not telepathists, and will not expect my Master to know thought or feelings which I do not share
Submission To Submit: overcome resistance to direction and yield one(self) to the will of another Submission is an action of personal strength. To overcome internal resistance the submissive must control their desire or need to maintain personal control in the creation and delivery of all personal decisions. They must overcome the need to express or deliver their personal judgment as the basis for creating, directing and taking self action. They must overcome their desire to ACT defensively through CHALLENGE and directed conflict when exposed to the direction of another. As part of this process they must also submerge their ego to allow them to follow or accept direction from another without fear of loss of face, status or worth. To yield is to 'reward' through the offering of the inner self to the direction or will of another. This 'gift' is the non-resistance or need of conflict TO direction and external control. Resistance is usually based on FEAR of los
Submissive's Definition Of Domination
Your Definition of Domination Getting the domination you need by Cerina. all rights and copyrights reserved. Do NOT copy any part without permission Master kept at it. He continued to ask me the same question every other week and I was unable to verbalize an answer. "What is your definition of domination?" It truly seems like a simple enough question for someone such as myself who had spent a great amount of time learning all that I could about domination and submission. But it wasn't. I couldn't answer. All I had were gut feelings that I was following. It was nine months later that I finally sat down to write out an answer and that's when I realized this was not at all easy and most definitely the most difficult question I had ever answered regarding D/s. It was also the most enlightening, and I now believe that every submissive needs to answer this same question for herself. In the previous article I helped you to pinpoint the kind of man you need versus want. This is
My abdication awaits your beckon naked anticipation slithers up my spine In obsequious pleasure I give in I give up I give everything willingly Use me for your pleasure use me as you please strip away my wants reduce me to this need take me over the line from the pleasure to the pain kiss me with thedevil's tongue make me dance for you again take me to that holy place where the world doesn't exist your demand of me, my hunger my submission to you, my gift
My Master, Take My Chain, Lead me into the night, and Let me feel you pain, Teach me your rights from wrongs, Show Me how to please you, Lead me to your height of expectation, Punish me for doing wrong, Love me when I do right, Dont let me stray from you. My Master, I am yours, Do with me what you will, I am here to serve you ALWAYS! MY MASTER Caught between Desire and Lust Frightened To be Close But afraid to stray. A Circle of disillusionment A feeling of losing control I am held Captive, But not unwillingly I am not here against my will I desire to be by his side, Even if he does not desire me tortured by Lust Listening to His every command "SIT!" yes master. "KNEEL IN FRONT OF ME!" yes master, "PLEASE ME!" yes master. I am willing to please him in every way I dare not disobey. I am bad every now and then just to feel the pleasure of his pain upon my skin. I know that it gives my master great pleasure to punish me. Because when he is done We m
Sounds that echo in the night Reminds her of the silence Filtered through her blinded sight And heightened in defense Goose bumps risen, hair on end Shivers up and down her spine Senses on alert ascend Adrenaline rush of fear sublime Flinching in anticipation Of the pain which she so craves Welts rise slowly, one by one Her body, heart and soul enslaved
I am a dominant man. I am just that. I am not dominant because of any superiority on my part. Not because I feel I am more intelligent, or wiser. I am not dominant because of the strength or mass of my body. I am not, nor would I want to be dominant with all women. Yet to you, I am Master. I am your Master only after earning your trust and I embrace your submissiveness. I have looked into your heart and mind and clearly see your desires and passions. You have thrown away your fears and inhibitions. You tell me of the needs of your heart and body. You have given me total access to your soul, and I accept the responsibility and honor. You are a woman. You are not weak or inferior because of it. You are a treasure to be cherished. We are not equal. I have the strength of body and mind and the instinctive need to protect, possess, defend and provide for you. You are a woman and instinctively stronger of will and heart. Your belief in me gives me courage and direction. Yo
Submissive Desires
i am in search of a few Dominant WOMEN who want to take complete control of my training!!! i will come to YOU if necessary and continue ongoing training through the net. i can meet with YOU 1-2x a month along the northeast corridor.... 'kayla'
Submissive ?
"The submissive gives up control to the Dominant until such a time they feel it necessary to take that control back" Believe it or not this is one of the hardest topics to get a universal answer from and it goes beyond the obvious, the Dom is in charge or the submissive has absolute control. The short version of all this is: The submissive gives up control to the Dominant until such a time they feel it necessary to take that control back. This means that it is the submissive who is ultimately in control and the Dom who is in charge, until such a time as he loses that power from the submissive. Sounds simple doesn't it? I would even bet that most of you would agree in theory that this is how the exchange of power rests. We would all be right and we would all also barely scratch the surface. The D/s relationship is also known as a power exchange. In the purest form this power exchange is known as TPE, or Total Power Exchange, a true Master/slave relationship where the
"submission" ......... Part I
August in Florida is always torrid, especially in the southern part of the state, and he could not help but sweat. Not from the weather, since he was still inside the conditioned air of the house, but from the beat of his heart. It had been racing for weeks, but today it was damned near fibrillating. Today he was going to finally meet her after months of online chats. Deep inside, he had felt like he met his soul mate the first time they talked, but now was the real test. For some reason he felt like a high school kid going on his first date again. His thoughts strayed over the past few months as he showered and bathed himself with trembling hands.  It had all started so innocently. They had met in one of those popular game/chat room combinations that everyone seems to frequent. Often he would meet a woman, or a man posing as a woman (one thing about cybersex, one never has to know, and one can pass all bounds of reality) and go directly to cybersex hell, feeling unfulfilled after, an
Submission......part Ii
As his cold blue eyes regard her, she trembles lightly. She lowers her eyes to the floor, her heart sinking. As she thinks back to the evening, and what he asked of her, she knows there was something amiss in what he wished of her.. though her heart dreads what she thinks will happen, she sighs softly to herself. Rene speaks with a deep undertone to his voice to her. "thistle do you know what you've done wrong this evening?" As she shifts, he points to the floor at his feet, retrieving the glass from the mantle. Automatically, she moves to kneel before him, still noticing the bulge of his sex within his pants.. she breathes softly, trying to think.. She glances to the side, the bed that they share sometimes ..and sighsdeeply. Rene sips his drink, his eyes not leaving the form of his slave before him ..his anger builds slowly and she notices this as his breathing seems to change. She quivers now, her nude body tense, yet all the same, she notes the way her nipples harden more at this se
Submission........part Iii
The moons light streaks in through the opened windows, across the bed where she lays sleeping. She lies, completely nude, her head turned to the side, hair falling down over her shoulders and to her sides, hiding her soft breasts. She lies on her stomach, with her rounded buttocks partly showing from the sheet that has fallen down during her sleep, to grace along her left thigh, and along the juncture of her inner thighs. Her breathing is steady as she sleeps, her arms along her sides, resting peacefully. A warm breeze happens across the room, stirring the light sheet covering her body, shifting more of it off her form as her Master enters the room on silent feet. He regards her for long moments, how she looks so angelic in her sleep, the way her eyelids flutter from time to time. He pulls a chair up alongside the bed, just gazing for the longest time at her body. The hour is early morning, and he, having spent his time downstairs, leaving her here as he instructed her. Slowly, he reac
Submission.......part Iv
Exposed to the elements, the light growing brighter, she contemplates her position against the tree, breathing steadily. She hears nothing behind her, the moments stretching out long as she awaits her Master and what he wishes of her. She tests her wrists, finding them tight, but not overly uncomfortable, then her ankles, and they too are snug, no chance of escaping, she knows this. The sounds of birds surround the small glade, then the rustling of the leaves as the breeze blows steadily. The silence is as much a torture to her as the thoughts of what might happen. Yet still ..she waits. She tries shifting, her hips scraping the rough bark of the tree, but she doesn't find this too uncomfortable, testing it as she moves lightly against it. Not sensing that her Master is nearby, and fearing he has left her, she turns her head to see where he might be. Nothing ..and noone seems to be nearby. Slowly, the realization that she is alone hits her. What if someone comes along and finds me,
Submission..........part V
The heat, the throb deepens along her softly burning buttocks as she stands staring at the statue of the man. Her breath softly inhales as her Masters words caress her neck in warmth. "Just think of it my slave, look at how thick his cock is. Now, tell me, you want that in your sweet ass." he whispers into her ear. With his closeness, his words, his breath so hot against her flesh, she shivers, captured, entranced at the thoughts he places within her mind. So slowly, does she shake her head. Then fear grips her at the knowledge that she could never possibly take such a size. "No.." she whispers. His hand slides further into the soft folds of her pussy, feeling the soft tremble of it, the wetness as his fingers glance against her clit, feeling how rigid it is, how her body shivers as she watches the statue. "Slow, painful penetration.." he whispers into her ear. "You know you want that pain, want to serve your Master in whatever way pleases him." Again, the slow shake of her head at th
Submit 2 Me
Submission......part Vi
He has allowed her to move, letting her slowly rise so that she might take care of her bodily functions, and even to leave her alone in privacy to bathe in the hot fragrant waters of the bath. She tests the waters temperature and pours some rose scented bath oils into it as the suds rise with the waters pressure. She watches the water, the rise of steam as she feels the soreness of her body. Each time she moves, a soft pang moves through her inner thighs. As the water rises, and reaches the place where she shuts it off, she rises. Slowly she steps into the bath, testing it with her foot, finding it very hot, but welcomes the warmth of it as she moves to fully lie submerged in the hot water.Lying back, her head braced on the edge of the tub, she closes her eyes, going over in her mind, the past few days, and what she's endured at her Masters hand. The burn along her inner thigh throbs deeply, but she ignores this. The bubbles form up and surround the soft mounds of her breasts, nipples
Sweat travels her curves, a silver x upon her face, A smile hidden underneath, her eyes welling with tears "Was i bad?" she remembered asking her master his brown eyes cold he lashed her the kiss of the leather on her flesh. " You didnt clean the toilet" "BUt...mast...." he lashed her a yelp ringing into the halls. She cried hopig for pity but he taped her black mascara streaking her face. He pushes her into a chair. Her screams muddled into the tape. His wrath come across her face with his open palm. A rage fills her she loved him but he wouldnt let her go. Her arms hurting his strong arms pushing her shoulders into the wood. He looks into her soul "GET UP BITCH" He said. She had never heard this from him before enraging her. She flings him into the ground the fall confusing him she binds him to this post smirk into the tape her eyes toture his soul."Wait... what... what are you doing?" She quirks a eyebrow placing her hands into her hips her hand running over the leather the sweat on
Submission....part Vii
Submission........part Vii
I wonder what its like to be... The sexual creature Of every mans dreamsTo do the things that HE wantsTo taste him...To tease him...To give myself fully to him...To let him tie me upTo whip me and make me cry To call me names and punish meTo let him degrade me To be his play toyTo break and shake meTo be at his beck and callAll to fall to my knees and whispher \"I love you.\"
A Submissives Fantasy
           She sat naked on the beds edge. Her head was hung and her curly red hair hung over her right shoulder. She was saddened at the fact her Lord had gone to town without her. This was a rare occasion because He was not one to go places unless absolutely necessary and never had He gone without her. An hour had passed since he left the manor and she was starting to worry. "Where could He have gone?" she was asking herself. She wanted so desperately to know his ware bouts; however, she had no way of getting a hold of him. She raised her head and gazed upon the candle she had lit just a bit ago. It was sitting on her beautifully crafted wooden vanity that her Lord made special for her. She stood and slowly walked toward it. She placed her hand on the back of the chair and pulled it from beneath the vanity. As she walked around the chair to sit her eyes caught a glimpse in the mirror. For a second she had thought she had seen her Lord standing behind her. She turned her head quickly
I kneel, supplicant before youmy willoffered up in quiet acquiescenceawaiting your approvalor reproachthe fine line between pleasure and painbecomes ever sweeter with your controlwith every touch, kiss, wordsmoldering embers are kindledtormenting desires awakenedI quivercaptured by heat and hungerbend me to your willMy Lordshow me what you most desiremy purpose but to servethrough your dominion I find myselfYou, the Master of manymy only
Submissive Test!
You are 76% Submissive!   Submissive and dominant personality traits are part of everyone's natural make-up. You may be very dominant in the workplace or in being the head of your family, and yet still be submissive when it comes to relationship or sexual matters. If you scored high you may want to look into BDSM as a healthy outlet for your need to serve and obey. If you scored very high it's likely you have already done so.If you scored very low you may want to take my test on dominance, and may have already explored BDSM as a healthy outlet for your need to control and direct others.  You are 34% dominant!   Dominance is a personality trait that all of us have to some degree. Some people are just happier when they are the ones in control and they enjoy knowing people are following their lead.Others enjoy being guided, and enjoy letting others take charge. In a sexual/relationship context Dominants love the power they get from having a partner trust them enough to submit t
Submarias Web Sights
these games are so... poetic ? well she looks not that in pain
Submissives Oath And Creed
The submissive 's CreedI will communicate with complete honesty my needs, desires, limits, and experience. I realize that failing to do so will not only prevent my Master and I from having the best experience possible, but can also lead to physical and emotional harm. I will not try to manipulate my Master. I will not push to make a scene go the way I feel it should. I will keep an open mind about trying things that I am not accustomed to or comfortable with and expanding my limits. I will continue to grow as a submissive and as a human being. I will accept the responsibility of discovering what pleases my Master, and will do my best to fulfill His wishes and desires. I will not allow myself to be harmed or abused, I know that submissive does not equal doormat.I will be courteous and helpful to my fellow submissive s, I will share my knowledge and experiences with others in the hope that they will learn from where I have been I will take the time to help those new to the scene start ou
Submissive Oath And Creed
I will communicate with complete honesty my needs, desires, limits, and experience. I realize that failing to do so will not only prevent my Master and I from having the best experience possible, but can also lead to physical and emotional harm. I will not try to manipulate my Master. I will not push to make a scene go the way I feel it should. I will keep an open mind about trying things that I am not accustomed to or comfortable with and expanding my limits. I will continue to grow as a submissive and as a human being. I will accept the responsibility of discovering what pleases my Master, and will do my best to fulfill His wishes and desires. I will not allow myself to be harmed or abused, I know that submissive does not equal doormat.I will be courteous and helpful to my fellow submissive s, I will share my knowledge and experiences with others in the hope that they will learn from where I have been I will take the time to help those new to the scene start out on the correct path.I
SUBMISSIVE A Master knows when He has found a treasure. He knows by the way she reacts to His look, His touch His voice. She longs for Him. She waits till He honors her with His presence. The time that she may see Him again may seem endless, but it doesnt prevent her body from tingling with desire, anticipation, and even fear. When she sees Him, she feels the blood coursing through her veins, causing her heart to beat so wildly that it feels like it could explode. Every fiber in her being is awakened, and when He speaks, her world stops spinning...for just a moment, and she closes her eyes to gain her composure. When He takes her wrists to bind them in ropes, she doesn't hesitate to make it easier for Him to do so. As He stands behind her, taking whatever tool He decides in hand, she lets Him know that she has complete trust in Him, and without words, her breaths, her sighs, her purrs, moans and even her silence are enough. When He tells her to feel the twitching between her legs,
Who would have ever thought that their wildest dreams could be true, I sure didn't. I never knew that when I said yes to submitting that it would push me past my limits and into a galaxy that I have never visited. I have always wanted to be in submission but I was always too afraid of the pain but now I have found pleasure in all of it. I love pleasing my master and want to do all that he says. Yes, I tend to get scared sometimes but I am in training to be his sub. I also love that he wants threesomes because I love girls too and that works out just great. I know this might be weird but I love the pain because it brings me some much pleasure. I love how he smacks me around but doesn't leave bruises. I have upset him already and the thoughts of displeasing him still haunt me while I am around him which means even now. I can't wait to find out what he is going to do to me next so write more later.....
  sub·mis·sion yielding, or readiness to yield: a willingness to yield or surrender to somebody, or the act of doing so   No where in that definition did it say beat or abuse or belittle or degrade. Todays world is so misinformed to what S&M B&D really is. It is not about simply being called out of your name during sex because you like it or it makes the experience hotter. Its about trust.. faith.. connection... desire... passion... and so much more so unless you really know the meaning of the word do not come to me and expect to speak to me as something lower than dirt and get a response like you want because you will get one but I do however promise you it will not be the one you had hoped for.
..:: Submissive , Advice, And Knowledge ::..
It's now time to look down at the other side of the medal, what we call bottom, submissive, slave. The role who celebrates the conquest of freedom through chains, the quest of pleasure inside pain. SUBMISSIVE The submissive role is simpler but not easier. Who feel the attitude or desire to live that role in a BDSM relation (or occasional play) would anyway think twice before making real those fantasies. First of all the submissive role is essentially passive. When doing things she obeys orders and not her own will. Everyone is obviously free to live what likes in the way they like it, but in a BDSM relationship there will be two different roles, and only one will be in charge. Where the so-called submissive decides about terms, timings, places and games (maybe in the form of implorations or planning them before the play) all we will have is a kind of drama missing the focal point of a BDSM play. We will discuss later about how subs uses to lead the game in a correct or
Sub Needs
by Sergeant Major • The need for love and unconditional acceptance • The need for certainty and permanence • The need for careful guidance • The need for containment and clear boundaries of behavior • The need for consistent and logical consequences for behavior • The need to be stroked, reassured and praised but never in a pandering or patronizing manner • The need for the One to whom she is pledged to appreciate and support her enthusiasms when they deserve it • The need to know that no punishment will result from honest expressions of ideas or emotions or from acting them out when there is no way to prevent it. • The need to know that the One to whom she is pledged will never lie to her or hide anything from her • The need to know that the One to whom she is pledged will not withdraw from her emotionally • The need to know that the One to whom she is pledged is also her best friend • The need to know that she will have to face and not be allowed t
Sub Positions
by Sergeant Major Note: A submissive is never to draw attention to themselves by any word or action when in the company of Dominants. To do so demonstrates immodesty in her demeanor and violates the concept of submission to the power of another, constituting a sign of disrespect. A submissive will never place her arms behind her body. To do so hides her hands from the One whom she is addressing and calls undue attention to her breasts. In those positions in which the hands are placed between the breasts in the prayer mode as soon as the submissive is acknowledged the hands will be placed on the tops of the thighs with the palms open and turned upward. The positions outlined herein should be used only when directed to do so by a Dominant. As described these positions are to be use by a submissive when she is in the presence of and honoring the One to whom she is pledged and whose collar she wears. In those situations in which she is addressing a Dominant to whom she is not pledge
Sub Par
Have u ever wondered how in life a sub par performance is considered a bad thing, yet in golf its exactly what u would want 2 achieve. Its amazing how the entire situation is all based on a matter of perspective.
Sub Rules
by Mystre 1. Be patient! A potential Dom{me} will let you know if she or he is interested in you or not. Keep in mind that your purpose as a submissive is to serve and to satisfy someone who will take into consideration the realization of your fantasies. Don't expect your Dom{me} to be able to turn on like a light switch. The timing must be right for both of you. 2. Be humble. You may be God's or Goddess' gift to the world and the most sought after prize in town, but no one needs to hear it or wants to hear it. You will have ample opportunity to show how good you are. No matter what you claim, the "real you" will show through in a scene. Don't set yourself up for failure by developing expectations that you know you and your Dom{me} can never reach. 3. Be open. You can learn something about SM and about yourself from everyone into the scene, no matter how experienced or inexperienced they are, or how dominant or submissive they are. SM is a very personal art, and an "I already
Sub's Surprise
Sub Song
This My Master, is my song to You. I give to You this hymn of love and devotion. I give to You my most precious possession. I give to You my gift of obedience, of body, mind and spirit. I long for Your hand, I long for Your whip. Most of all, I long for You. Cuffed and at Your feet, helpless and vulnerable, I tremble for Your caress. I long to swallow whatever You give. Bound and chained, my body is Yours. I stay open for You waiting for You to fill me. Stretched and tethered and roped, Your hand brings me pain, Your hand brings me pleasure. I render my spirit to You, I long for Your firmness, and Your throbbing discipline. Collared and leashed, I crawl to You, to sit at Your feet, to be Your pet. You bind my body with chains and rope, but You unfetter my spirit, You set me free. My desire I give to You. My servitude, You hold in your hands. I am on my knees for You, there is no ordeal of flesh or spirit, that
i have had my share of famale subs in my time i have beat a few very hard as well has made everyone of them scream my name and beg for me like no other will ever have.i had one lil sub that i seen alot of pain hurt distrust in her,and i got this sub with all this in her and so much pain i took her under my wings and became her own angel of death my wings protected her and no one dare try to do much to her cause of the name she had on her collar was one that i did not make up i earned every bit of it and was given the name by friends.i got her eyes to see clear,to see that yes i am who i am but with the right woman i'm not as bad as many may see.for i showed her ways of being a sub she had in her but no one really help them sides to be out.and now all this time she has had new owners and she has changed but my touch i still see inside my ways i showed this lovely sub are there they just have grown in other ways. may17,2007 Ripper
Sub's Mental Lapses
I will be in Massachusetts visiting my girl for the next 4 days, so if I'm not here, now you know why! lol....or if WE'RE not here, now you know why! lol I leave tomorrow morning, but I'm not really planning on being on here much tonight. OK kids, I wish you all a happy rest of the weekend and one love to all of you! Subh3rban Nothing worse than a perpetual stalemate It seems sealed, set in stone, this awful fate Every effort is a waste, every toil, a loss If I had known this price, would've thought the cost I've paid my debt, made amends for my acts And still it feels like I owe some back tax This terrible affliction known to most as life Hurts worse than as if I was stabbed with a knife It's cold, this life It's cold, this world Just remember that you truly are alone in this world It's cold, this life It's cold, this soul And even colder is this heart of mine, buried in a hole Nothing matters anymore except my own well being Looking in the mirror, I can see
A friend of mine wrote this, it just seems to be the words I have never been able to find. Dark and evil are not conducive to trust and honesty. A sadist by his very nature has within him a dark and evil thing. Be sure the sadist you seek recognizes this within himself and has learned to control it. This lust can become a Dom's master to the sorrow of all, or it can become a strength when tempered with compassion, honesty and will. The laws of good and evil are written within our hearts. As a sadist I can see the laws but my desire burns hot within me. Am I to walk the earth for the rest of my days as a starving man when the only food I could eat will damn my soul? What will be my way? How can I feed the beast within yet save the man without? The answer is Choice. Were I to kidnap a girl, take my pleasure and leave her in ruins, I will have fed the beast but I will also have killed the man. Should I practice my evil upon someone like you, with your submission freely given, the limit
Substance Of A Mind
About myself I grew up, I've lived & in a matter of a few decades I too shall die.Until that happens I work hard, I help who I can, I Love, Hate, Feel Joy & saddness to the fullest. I am much like a Vampire in the sense I am up all night and I feel emotions deeper then perhaps one should. Only I have been ripped off, for no super powers do I have, no incredible beauty do I own, I also am not granted an eternity to share with those I love.A pity & a shame for then I would be able to come & love the world more I came here in truth for reasons which even escape me, but now that I am here I hope to get to know some of you which grace the space with your smiling faces & words of both wisdom & inspiration.For to these two things I am attracted to as well as beauty, ah yes for in life one could never live without that.So please feel free to stop by, I may not respond right away but if you are able to catch my limited attention span (lol) then from there we will see where it goes. & when I s
A Sub's Special Night.........
Coming home one night after work, I walk in and see you in the kitchen washing something in the sink. You are wearing a little apron and nothing else on under it. Standing in the doorway knowing you do not know I am home yet, I watch you as you move about at the sink. I watch your lovely ass and body move elegantly and gracefully about. Slowly I move up behind you and tenderly kiss the nape of your neck softly. Sliding my hands gently around your waist and hugging you back to me with love and tenderness. Turning you slowly so that your face is turned to me, I gently kiss your lips and slide my tongue out and tenderly lick your lips and nibble on them. Whispering into your ear as I hug you how much I Love you and want to be the best Master and lover and friend to you. Sliding my hands into your apron and cupping your breast and feeling your nipples harden to my touch I squeeze and caress them softly. Knowing they are very sensitive and love my touch. Nibbling and biting softly on your n
The lazy streets are undemandingI walk into the crowd..In starbucks you get yourCoffee or that lemonadeWhere people dress just snazzy..Beauty so unavoidable everywhereIts there I sit and wonder "Do I Dare?"But on the cellphone I text to herI'm nothing I want to beShe was a super model..And one wouldn`t know theDifference would you?Modern namesLike jackie or mandyAnd modern bodies again..0n Beach BoulevardI never felt so lonelyNever felt so out of placeI never wanted something more!But on the sitesI am anything I want to be She was beauty model For Robert Powers... On the cellphone I amAny heightI am any age I want to beShe could be a caped crusader orSupergirl, even middle aged...And you wouldnt knowThe difference would you? Click above link and register to save $5.00 on any Magazine subscription!   Become VIP Member on site and save $5.00 at check out!! Over 900 magazine titles at up to 90% OFF Hi All Welcome to I promise you will not be disappointed!! Please let me know what you think of our new site.  we do not carry some titles that are available anywhere we carry a unique mix of products! We also offer gift certificates! Register as a VIP member and you will be able to save $5.00 when you check out!! Thank you Richard
Substitute Teacher Poetry
"Led in my head" eyes search for a lid to keep them wet synapses switch       music gets louder swell, that's swell the kids none the wiser         they are good             pretty faces      get beauty rest              head                on               desk sweet release of sleep    the forbidden drift a wave of untold opportunity    ride the Zeppelin home
My ethanol abyss peeked over the horizon once again With welcoming, tired arms and a broken back Verbally profane troops germinated from the saliva of past dictators That impregnated the porous virgin grounds without foreplay Like a shroom birthed on cow pies Doughty, yet tired they grin in resentment This time without false starts Introductions once again to the tyrant dysentery Lonely waters waiting to serve Hello. Welcome to the slave’s dire misery “Can we come in,” they ask. Solace consumes, yet they stand as busy as bees A salute to our Queen on crutches Neglecting a release for bondage As she serves the waiting cyanide trips Hidden as molasses To the throne! My legion of so-called friends contend The reigning faction of the Kings rise once again known only as the J’s The lonely wolf in a pack’s trial tries twice, maybe three times more Perhaps even more The abrasive words rend silk faces Lend to me my silence In order now, send for Napoleon To c
Subtle Political Statements
There is light at the end of the tunnel SO, hang in there!! Ah . . . Sorry to bother you Mr. Obama, Sir Excuse me Mr Obama, I mean Senator Obama, sir. Um . . . know you are busy and important and stuff. I mean running for president is very important and . . . ah . . . I hate to bother you. I will only take a minute ok, sir? See, I have these missing pieces that are holding me up, and I was wondering sir, if you could take time out of your busy schedule and help me out. You know, no big deal, just some loose ends and things. Hey, you have a nice place here! The wife sees houses like this on TV all the time and says boy she wishes she had digs like this you know? Is that painting real? Really? Wow. I saw something like that in a museum once! Oh, sorry sir. I didn't mean to get off the track. So if you could just help me out a minute and give me some details, I will get right out of your way. I want to close this case and maybe take the wife to Coney Island o
The Subterranean
There, I suppose it's for the best I finally filled out my profile content. Feel the madness.
Sub Undone
Do you remember the time So lost in your command I sharply squeezed my thighs together And nearly broke my hand? Do you remember the catch in my breath As you whispered into my ear? Do you remember at all How well I served you Master, dear? Do you remember the laughter That helped to sooth the pain? If we could do it over again, Would you do it over again? Do you remember the passion, The agony in my tears? Do you remember at all How well I served you Master, dear. Do you remember the ecstasy Of the pleasures that we shared?
Suburban Sex
Suburban Sex There are three couples piled into the suburban Steve and I have the back seat. We've been out to a party at the lake and are on our way back home. The couple in the middle seat passes out before we are even on the road good. The music is turned up kinda loud . the couple in the front seat is in their own little world and Steve and I are I ours. My head is resting on his shoulder and his hand is on my thigh, he starts moving it up sliding it under the swim suit cover up I have on He starts rubbing my p****through my swim suit ,so I return the favor I put my hand over his cock and start messaging it through his shorts. He slips his hand in to the top of my bikini bottoms and tugs them down, I raise my hips so that he can get them down then he slips his hand back between my legs teasing my clit making me wet, while he's doing this we start kissing, I slip my hand into the elastic waistband of his swim trunks , glad now he didn't change in to his jeans before we l
Subvert The Dominant Paradigm
soo... .. . just a thought; a girl, ugly or pretty, posts a few pics of herself in skin revealing clothing, even if , those too are just as ugly as her body, she will somehow, obliviously attract this creepy crowd of ppl who sift through photos and profiles just to find a peek of someone elses skin, they undoubtedly think is so "sexy". eh.. makes me think too much from disgust and confusion ... .. . and i was just thinking about a few months ago, when i was approched to live with this couple in cinci, i think they wanted me as a sex slave, but they were wiccan, and had just gotten married, and wanted to add one more mommy to the mix or something, and then i remebered that guy who asked me if i was interested in having a kuckhold. erm. however you spell it. i didnt even know what it was. lol. but. i do now. and uhh.. for facts sake, i dont want one!. altho, living at my moms again sure does make me rethink that couples proposal a tid. lol. ;| sooo
Is it too much to ask for for a guy that will be straight up and honest with you. Who makes you feel good about yourself and you make him feel good bout himself, and you can just sit around relaxing or going and doing something and just have a smile on your face because being around each other makes you happy. Don't know why but i keep dating the complete opposite. please take it lol would be awsome So everyone be happy! Why I'm not exactly sure! I'm just bored and hyper so I thought I would tell everyone smile!! RAWR lol any ways you all have a good night and smile god damnit!
The Subway
Across a crowded subway car, eyes lock and carnal thoughts conspire and suddenly he feels the thought of her colluding in his jeans. At the end of the line they exit. And glances now have turned to fiery longings as they cannot disconnect connections made through eyes and then an empty hallway - just she and he and muted light and drip, drip, drip from some unseen leaking pipe. He is now upon her and breathing from them quickens - an embrace and furious hands inside his shirt and on her breasts (footfalls on the concrete in the distance are unheard). He rips away her silken blouse and drives her to the wall, her brassiere is tissue torn away - his mouth is drawn to her and to the hard, pink nipples that crown her heaving chest. She clenches him and holds his head to her and to the heat of each soft breast and then she reaches for the buttons to his jeans and for the hardness she must have inside her - one hard kiss and she is dripping
Sucat/guad Joe
hello all of your losers out there on this rediculous and probably rip off site. My name is Sucat Joe and I will be leaving this place as soon as my \'cherry\' is popped. and i don\'t care if it is now, tomorrow or in a week... this site is strange and i do not want to have to spend money on buying more cherries... cherries are for kids and i am an old and ugly olde the way Sucat is in PI and i look forward to getting over there and away from all the dirt bags who live in Calif.......... and you were expecting me to post some nice lovey dovey stuff here???? Not... i think that in a past life i was a punk... stay real and keep plugging away... someday you will be able to retire and by the time you do you will be either broke or half dead.... take it from old Guad/Sucat Joe
Success Success is something that is earned, and not given to a person. To be successful, you can not give up at whatever it is that you are trying to be successful at. If you ever feel that you will not be successful at something the chances are pretty good that you will not be successful.
Give to life Get this week off to a great start. Reach into yourself, grab something of real and meaningful value, and give it to the world. There is something truly beautiful within you that is longing to be expressed. Let it out where it can see the light of day and, more importantly, where others can benefit from it too. Set aside your worries, anxieties and frustrations and touch the part of you that knows how beautiful life can be. Allow your natural creativity to be ignited as you work to give life a gift that is uniquely you. To be truly fulfilled, you must make space for that fulfillment. Give of yourself and open up a place within you where that fulfillment can find a home. Look around you right now and you'll see countless opportunities to make a difference in your own special way. Every time you do, you'll experience how absolutely right it feels. That is what true success feels like. And it can be yours this very moment. -- Ralph Marston
The title is simple, but its powerful and weather or not you understand this, this is real and happening. E-commerce has hit 15% market penetration, The slides that you will see on this seminar can't even keep up with how fast the internet is moving. Check out the webinar (online seminar) that explains this phenomenon and the power of the internet. Its only 10 minutes long but the information is powerful and life changing, depending on how you look at it. Thanks - Ransom Have you ever talked to someone, face to face, and as you’re talking to this person or listening to them, you begin to sense a passion within this person? Sometimes this passion oozes out of this person so much that you can't help but become injected with that same passion, enthusiasm or excitement? This person has so much that it can't help but overflow and rub off on you in some way? Let me share with you why that I feel that happens... Each and e
Succubus ( For Satanslefthand )
I can feel it seething coursing throughout that slight twinge, growing stronger goosebumps and lingering cold sweat trembling, I stretch- head rush, deaf for a moment vision fades in red specks then back again and I stumble rage swirling, churning, shaking breath for fuck's sake- distorted little thoughts I'm gonna do something naughty- I can feel it you can't stop me nor do you want to... devilish grin, evil green eyes and I'm looking for you run, hide, get out of my way! thrashing to the beat lost in the screams shrill therapy rogue, succubus, catalyst I am proudly all these things... it boils deep, only steam escapes and I'm in one of those moods today...
Success Storys From My Readers.
I'm sure that you hear a lot of stories, but I like to tell about Fletch, my American Bull Dog. Fletch was removed from a home where he was being trained to fight. The shelter in which he was placed was about to put him down because he was aggressive and a high risk for placement. I told them that I lived in the country and had no children, and asked if I could meet the dog. He immediately jumped on me and started to knaw on my arm. I knew that he was spirited and had personality. I felt that he was playful and not aggressive. They allowed me to take him. I later learned that he liked to play with people's shoes - while they were wearing them. Six years later, Fletch is the friendliest dog one could ever meet. He is not aggressive toward people or other animals (Good thing at 110 lbs.) It would be totally unfair if someone told me that I could not keep this dog because he is dangerous. I am with you. Rich MtnDweller@ CherryTAP FLETCH Thank you for sharing
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