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I caught a glimpse of you the other day, I couldn't help but stare. You and her, together Holding each other, kissing each other, caring for each other. You stood there with her in your arms And my heart in your hands. I never meant to love you. I never intended to let you take my heart. And look at what I've done to myself, I let myself fall and I feel like I'll never stop. Standing there I felt like a fool, But to walk away would've meant The termination of myself. I watched as your silhouette was cast across me. And in an instant my knees buckled And I fell to pieces. I lay in a heap, unnoticed. And as I lay there motionless, dying inside and out Someone passing by kicks me to the side. There I stayed alone and abandoned. At a time like this I could really use my heart, But you still stand with my heart in your hands. I never meant to love you. I never intended to let you keep my heart And look what I've done to myself. But, then again I don't know h
Silhouette In Riddles
I look in your direction but the wind stopped me, I walk in the wooden door and hang up my coat, The TV is glowing; better than any kind of company,A secret life- that I breathe and run in with myself.A messed up kitchen, I forgot to clean last night;Dinner with friends- another day in black and white,Spoons and forks laying there- noodles and Olive oil,An Italian smell circles around in the air of the kitchen.A silver sink- with water pouring out of the faucet, I look; I can see my own reflection looking at me, My heart is torn- shattered into shards of glass, Someone is on my mind that I cannot have; myself.It's all just one big secret that I'm living here, Foot steps up the creaking stairs- white room, Lavender freshens the air; I'm tired of what I know, I'm tired of guessing the things that I don't know.I take my clothes off and sit on the edge of my bed, There is something on my mind- feelings so real, I think and think some more until I get frustrated,I saw the love of my life- a
A Silken Rose
~A Silken Rose~ I leave with you a silken rose one that will never die or perish I'll lay it right beside you my love for you, the one i love and cherish I'll keep the memories alive in thought to help me through each day I'll keep you alive in my heart my love angels guide you on you're way My thoughts will take me on a journey until we meet again- I will reminisce remembering the wonderful life we shared my love and the thrill of our first kiss No matter where you are in the universe stop by to say 'hello' and as you journey onward my love for you will still gently flow.
I promise you will love this silk; will love the feel of it around your wrists and ankles. I promise you will beg for me; will beg me to hold you harder, kiss you harder, enter you. I promise I will slide like silk into and out of you and you will feel me as I knock that little guy right out of his boat... I promise that my tongue will make you squirm; my tongue will find your places and will make you wish you had just one hand free to push my head a little deeper, faster, deeper into you. But, I promise to go slowly and to make it last so long that the silk begins to fray and you are running out of sweat. I promise not to promise any more than I can deliver and to whisper all these words (into your ear) as smooth as silk. © All rights reserved Scott Adelmann
I loved him, he was my strength~ I need him now, a longing is replaced~ With a desolate feeling of pure empty pretense,a hint of a smile. I didn't know that I'd miss you so~ Memories trail after the footsteps I've faltered. Knowing you made me weak and strong together; You created me as I am. A handful of mystery, eyes that tell secrets become shrouded. You fell apart when you were released, as we both knew it had to be. Now where are you now. Why am I so bereft- swaying with calamity. You were beautiful as you slept, peaceful calm and pure. I lovingly held your face vowing to remember the details pretending you'd be secure. Imagine my surpris when I realised I could live without you. When I believed I would die. YOu were my other half, the better part of me, now you are gone and I am just as and just is. .............D.
I promise you will love this silk; will love the feel of it around your wrists and ankles. I promise you will beg for me; will beg me to hold you harder, kiss you harder, enter you. I promise I will slide like silk into and out of you and you will feel me as I knock that little guy right out of his boat... I promise that my tongue will make you squirm; my tongue will find your places and will make you wish you had just one hand free to push my head a little deeper, faster, deeper into you. But, I promise to go slowly and to make it last so long that the silk begins to fray and you are running out of sweat. I promise not to promise any more than I can deliver and to whisper all these words (into your ear) as smooth as silk. © All rights reserved
So I am on my computer and hit the history because I needed to get back to a site -- I find this site - and to my surprise I notice that my fiance is a member. Eric 'Sober_Irishman' Wonner - I was rather surprised to see that he was trolling for women here. Well lets just say that I am less than pleased but two can play at the same game. With the only difference that unlike him I don't have "the gift that keeps on giving" so ladies if you want to know about it - let me know I will gladly share my story. Gentleman I am a professional, fun loving, carefree female with no strings. I live in Grand Island NY and anywhere in the Buffalo area works for me. Looking forward to getting to know you.
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Silky Elf
I first found out about fubar because my fiance comes in here. I was curious, what was the buzz... so since what is good for the goose is good for the gander, I shall explore the lounges of FUBAR and have myself a good time. xoxo Ok so finally I am hydrated after a long nite of drinking and partying with friends, new and old. Kudos Neil from Fubar for showing up, I hope you had fun. Nothing better than to spend time with my BFF's and all the best to everyone in 2008. Trust is earned, given freely until somethings happens to change that. Games, should never be played with someones heart. Honesty is all that should ever happen in emotions. So much easier to be honest with relationships; better to keep a friend than make an enemy.
A/F/R her, she rawks. She will show luv back & she is a awesome friend to have. Silken BagaDonutz™ -Club VooDoo's *HEAD*Bartender & DJ@ fubar
Silky Tales
The Stuff I think about in the shower would make you ....  yeah, that too.   First let me state that I appreciate my Family, Friends, and Fans.  I have those that I talk to on an hourly basis and then I have those that I talk to every few weeks and there is always a smile exchanged.  You all have at one point in time made me glad to be a part of the Fubarian Community.  Thank you!   Tonight the thought was these ""Friends" that are always questioning their "real friend's" loyality.  WTFF ?!?!?!!?  You know the one's ... "I have X number of friends and I am dry" or "I need help leveling and I want to thank my "Real Friends" for helping."  or "I only got 20 picture rates and I have X number of friends"  and this one got me today... "Friend" ... let's name him Beggin Strips is upset because no one will sell him an $11.99 bling pack.  So I offer to buy him one for $10 mill fu bucks to which he said I only have $8.2 million (or so) and I say sorry.  (There have been times when I hav
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Silk And Tater
    SILK AND TATER           Ok Guys and Gals, I have avoided FU since returning home for a reason. Silk and I are both private people and we were trying to get better and come back to FU together with our stories of our AMAZING time together and pictures (6000+ that’s what happens when you go with a photographer LOL) of our trip. Well, that’s not going to happen for awhile. As some of you may know, (since the drama train here never stops) Silk and I both became ill the last few days of our trip. Since returning home on Tuesday night, I have spent all my energy trying to recover and do what I can for Silk from here. Personally I am drained and in pain and my end up in the hospital myself, but right now I’m trying to get better on my own, be Mommy and worry myself sick about him! He is doing a lil better right now, but not good and is still hospitalized. All well wishes, prayers and good karma sent our way are apprecia
Keiko Yamada sat patiently on the Arabesque rug basking in the illumination of the candle glow. Her skin reflected a lovely peach colored resplendence in the darkened room. She waited quietly for Jeremy. She was totally his tonight—body and soul. He led her to the bedroom of the old Victorian house decorated with mahogany furniture and an opulent canopy bed. He had unzipped her blue silk dress, and the featherweight raiment glided along the refined curvature of her petite body onto the floor. He had touched her soft shoulders lightly and smiled as he savored the vision before him. Her sweet perfume was an intoxicating mist emanating the room. Her large pomegranate breasts were freed as he unsnapped her azure lace bra. After kissing her breasts and sucking her hardened nipples, he ran his hands down her hips and carefully removed her matching lace panties. Jeremy removed a pair of leather cuffs from the wooden tea poi, and she instinctively yielded her delicate hands to her poss
Silken Thread And Fine Spun Gold
 Dear Wife, I’m writing you this letter to tell you that I’m leaving you forever. I’ve been a good man to you for 7 years & I have nothing to show for it. These last 2 weeks have been heck. ... Your boss called to tell me that you quit your job today & that was the last straw. Last week, you came home & didn’t even notice I had a new haircut, had cooked your favorite meal & even wore a brand new pair of silk boxers. You ate in 2 minutes, & went straight to sleep after watching all of your soaps. You don’t tell me you love me anymore; you don’t want sex or anything that connects us as husband & wife. Either you’re cheating on me or you don’t love me anymore; whatever the case, I’m gone. Your EX-Husband P.S. don’t try to find me. Your SISTER & I are moving away to West Virginia together! Have a great life! —— Dear Ex-Husband Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter. It’s true you & I have been ma
The Silky Dictionary
SMOOGIES!!!  Smoogies are small interweb creatures that lurk through the hallowed halls of the inteweb feeding on data & chat text. They tend 2 molest img codes & inprgnat them to reproduce. 1 img code can hold 25000000000 smoogie eggs. The only way to ward them off is to sprinkle salt & pepper around they hate salt & pepper. SPINWICKETY!!! Probably the most important word in the Silky dictionaire. its origins strech back through the ages to when Silky waz about 13, but thats another story.  SPINWICKETY: Spinwickety is when you are having mind blowing sex I mean better then the best sex you have ever had, earth shaking, mind blowing, multiple orgazam x infinity type sex that is so good at some point you lose track of yourself & your partners bodies to the point that you bite your partner so hard you leave marks, & possibly even draw blood & after when you are basking in the post wonderfuck glow you notice that you managed to bite your own ass. Spinwickety iz copywrited & the propert
Silly Thoughts Wich Burns Paper
whatever i liked this site now with blogs i'm sure i'll hate it night :/ the blog also here :( i'm not so good for blogs :( oh well goodnight :P :) the other members blog entries goes into the "for me" section instead of "by friends" one? that's not good so it will be kinda chaotic don't you think? they should put the other's blog entries into the by friends section :| and personal blog comments into the for me cus u all know how much ppl loves theese blogs (bleah lol) so since lots of ppl will post entires the for me section will have only friends blog entries and it's not right or we'll lost all our personal notifies and comments and all :| if someone knows hot to let the webmastars know that i would love it :)
Silly Lil Mama..
The first time we talked there was something about you…. As we talked on the phone you had my full attention hoping you would say those words… The next day when I got to hang out with you was more than I ever expected… When I looked into your eyes I knew there was nowhere else I wanted to be…. Lying in your arms I realized that I might never get the chance to feel this way again.. So I decided that if being with you and hangout with you was a risk then I was willing to take it… After I left hat night so many thoughts ran through my mind.. I wondered if you were feeling exactly the same way I was…? I wanted to know what it was that was going on inside your head….I was hoping that what I was feeling was more than just butterflies in my tummy… I spent the whole night/ nights thinking what would happen next… I realized that nothing was like I ever expected it to be.. Once I figured out what was truly going on inside my heart.. There were so many things tha
Silly Humor...
Terms:.............Definition: KISS:.................Mom Medicine. COUCH POTATO:.........What Mom finds under the sofa cushions after the kids eat dinner. ICE:..................Cubes of frozen water which would be found in small plastic tray if kids or husbands ever filled the things instead of putting them back in the freezer empty. OPEN:.................The position fo children's mouths when they eat in front of company. BECAUSE:..............Mom's reason for having kids do things which can't be explained logically. HANDI-WIPES:..........Pants, shirtsleeves, drapes, etc. EYE:..................The highly susceptible optic nerve which, according to Mom, can be "put out" by anything from a suction-arrow to a carelessly handed butter knife. OCEAN:................What the bathroom looks like after bath night for kids, assorted pets, two or three full-sized towels and several dozen toy boats, cars and animals. BABY:.................Mom's youngest child, even if he is 42 years ol
Silly Me
Silly Quizes And Surveys
Dr. Phil's Test: Here you go. Try this! Below is Dr. Phil's test. (Dr. Phil scored 55; he did this test on Oprah - she got a 38.) Some folks pay a lot of money to find this stuff out! Read on, this is very interesting! Don't be overly sensitive! The following is pretty accurate and it only takes 2 minutes. Take this test for yourself and send it to your friends. The person who sent it placed their score in the e-mail subject box. Please do the same before forwarding to your friends (send it back to the person who sent it to you.) Don't peek, but begin the test as you scroll down and answer. Answers are for who you are now --- not who you were in the past. Have pen or pencil and paper ready. This is a real test given by the Human Relations Dept. at many of the major corporations today. It helps them get better insight concerning their employees and prospective employees. It's only 10 Simple questions, so grab a pencil and paper, keeping track
Silly Singles
I am in the process of tearing the page down and removing it. Thanks to everyone who has been our friend. So, we recently made some room in our family and there is a chance that some more room will be made. If there are any of you out there that would like into our family, just let us know you are willing to share pics with us and we will get you in. Space is limited and it's first come, first serve, so let us know soon. Happy Thanksgiving. My girl and I enjoy taking and sharing pics. We have quite a few pics we haven't uploaded and we will be taking many, many more in the future. We have no problem letting you see our pics. As long as you share yours. We can't see your's, you can't see ours. It's that simple. The more comfortable we get, the more we will post. So please remember that before you go into our pic section. If you aren't sharing with us, you won't be looking at ours.
Name: Jon Eye color: Blue Height: 6'1" What are you wearing right now? Black tee, blue jeans, black Chuck T's where do u live? At my house. Sometimes in my car Righty or lefty: right Can you make a dollar in change right now: Shoot, I live in Vegas. I've always got change ----------------------------------------------------------- FAVORITES Kind of pants: Favorite kind of pants? That is a wierd question. Ummm, ok. Favorite pants...jeans. Animal: Meerkats Drink: Like in alcohol? G and T Month: May Juice: Mango Favorite cartoon : UnderDog ---------------------------------------------------------- HAVE YOU EVER... Given anyone a bath: Yeppers Bungee Jumped? Why would I want to do that? Made yourself throw-up? I can't. I've tried. skinny dipping? Certainly Loved someone so much it made you cry? Yes Broken a bone: I broke my thumb like 5 times Played truth or dare: Yes Been in a physical fight: I am a
Silly Moments
TAG - YOU'RE IT! So the rules of this little game are, once you've been tagged you have to write a blog with 6 weird things/habits about yourself. In the end you need to list 6 other people to tag and list their names. Don't forget to leave a comment saying "You've been tagged" in their comments and tell them to read your blog..." Well here goes... 1. I'm still not giving up of my thumb sucking that sometimes someone caught me soo... 2.that i still love to watch kids cartoons specially powerpuff girls... 3. that i have the habit of talking all by myself alone [ now this sounds weird lol] 4. that i love checking ppl legs and afterwards look at my legs [gees i sux on this] 5. that im most active when everyone is already fast asleep.. 6 last but not the least, i always go blushing everytime i saw pretty things and i always wanting to have them... ok so i tagged my good frens hollywood joe, reyna,Nicole,sailorBri,& Dorie..& Hennie
My score on The sex and kink Test: Sexual(You scored 47 % slut!)You are sexual! You have a healthy view of sex and enjoy it. You don't get into the more in depth or kinky bits but you have an open mind, I'm sure. Link: The sex and kink Test (OkCupid Free Online Dating) Remember when we used to post jokes, news and interesting things in the bulletins, instead of posting the latest auction or pimp out. Well, I'd like to try and bring some of that back, so here's one for you to enjoy Great Googly Moogly Type in the following and choose the first choice (that makes sense) that appears on the list. ( don't make it up) 1. Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search: "Ruby Needs A Sweet Talker." Woo Hoo!!!! 2. Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search: "Ruby only looks like Perl to those who haven't programmed" huh??? 3. Type in "[your name] likes" in Google search: "Ruby likes to play mind games." I do not either!!!
Silly And Funny
~ The Cowboy and the Dentist ~ A cowboy walks into the dentist's office and after the dentist examines him, he says, "That tooth has to come out. I'm going to give you a shot of Novocain and I'll be back in a few minutes." The cowboy grabs the doc's arm, "No way. I hate needles I'm not having any shot!" So the dentist says, "Okay, we'll have to go with the gas." The man replies, "Absolutely not. It makes me very sick for a couple of days. I'm not having gas." So the dentist steps out and comes back with a glass of water. "Here," he says. "Take this pill." "What is it?" asks the cowboy. The doc replies, "Viagra." The cowboy looks surprised. "Will that kill the pain?" he asks. "No," replies the dentist, "but it will give you something to hang on to while I pull your tooth." Author- Unknown ~ Have a funtabulous day! ~
Why do all the elected members of govermant have the same sense of entitlement as those on welfare?
Silly Stuff
HowManyOfMe.comThere are:1,373people with my namein the U.S.A.How many have your name? This is my maiden name HowManyOfMe.comThere are:24people with my namein the U.S.A.How many have your name? You Were a Cheetah
Do I have it in me to be Mr. November and win a silly Cherry Contest?...lmao.....I think not....but it'll be fun to come by and act a fool and leave all manner of rowdiness'll post the links n wut nots when it opens up. So live, love, and taser all mofos that step outta line....hehehe...peace... Dani likes waffles dani likes waffles dani likes is
Silly Surveys
You are The Wheel of Fortune Good fortune and happiness but sometimes a species of intoxication with success The Wheel of Fortune is all about big things, luck, change, fortune. Almost always good fortune. You are lucky in all things that you do and happy with the things that come to you. Be careful that success does not go to your head however. Sometimes luck can change. What Tarot Card are You?Take the Test to Find Out. 45 of the most random things you probably never needed to know about someone" 45 of the most random things you probably never needed to know about someonewhats your name spelt backwards?:arual retslliacm What did you do last night?:stressed over surgery, watched news about Virginia Tech The last thing you downloaded onto your computer?:Media player 11 Have you ever licked a 9 volt battery?:yep Last time you swam in a pool?:last summer What are you wearing?:nada How many cars have you owned?:9 Type of music you dislike most?:cRap Are you registered to vote?:yes
Silly Shit
click 2 watch Two Blonde men were in the woods hunting. One looked at the other and said, "I've got to take a shit." The other said, "Well go behind one of those big trees, and shit." The first one said, "But I don't have any paper to wipe my ass." The other blonde replied, "You have a dollar, don't you?" The first one said, "Yeah, I've got a dollar. That's a great idea-- I'll use that!" He left and came back with shit all over his hands and clothes. His friend looked at him and asked, "What in the hell happened to you?" The first one replied, "Have you ever tried to wipe your ass with 3 quarters, 2 dimes, and a nickel?"
Silly Quizzes
-Sexy as hell are adorable, love to make new friends. Their relationship tends to be very honest cause if they aren't truly in love, then the relationship won't work. {[(They fall easily for their bestfriends)]}. Will do anything for that special person. Kind and polite. Can make ANYONE laugh or cheer them up. Love to please the one they care for or love, straight up WARRIORS. Repost this if you have brown eyes and you will find the one that you are meant to be with within the next 7 days Who is your dragon spirit guide? Violet DragonTake this quiz! Quizilla | Join | Make A Quiz | More Quizzes | Grab Code The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Seventh Level of Hell!Here is how you matched up against all the levels:LevelScorePurgatory (Repenting Believers)Low
Silly Photos
I cant take it not more people!!!. Will you some of you stop taking those photos where i can see you holding you damn camera its trying me nuts. Do you realise how silly you all look, you dont look cool at all people and i dont care how sexy you think you are but you just look plain stupid standing there infront of a mirror and taking a pic of yourself. GOD people get somebodyesle to take if not use self timer you know that timer takes photograph without u needing to stand infront of the mirror and posing like a numb nuts. I sorry if i offended anybody but i pissed off seeing peeps standing infront of mirror bare chested and think u look sexy IT IS DAMN WRONG SO STOP DOING IT PEOPLE LMAO. sorry rant over :D lol
Silly Lil Things
Silly Stuff
FUN FACTS If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. (Hardly seems worth it.) If you farted consistently for 6 years and months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. (Now that's more like it!) The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet (O.M.G.!) A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.(In my next life, I want to be a pig.) A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy.) (I'm still not over the pig.) Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories a hour(Don't try this at home,maybe at work) The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body.The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.("Honey, I'm home. What the...?!") The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football fi
Silly Rules
I need one more person to enter a cute pet picture for me to start contest tomorrow two or more people and there will be a third prize of a one day blast Don't delay enter today :D send the link to the photo you wish to enter to my link below My link Lisa~Founder of Freelance Comment Bombers~C† WîFè Tº KèV~@ CherryTAP lol anyone bored enough to read this has enough time to give me one rate and one comment ... please show me a lil cherry luv I set most of my pics to friends only after my bagged pic being reported NSFW one too many times, now I have a friend who doesn't have the balls to say to me "that pic needs marking as NSFW" I'd of done it without a second thought and thanked them for not flagging it but now I don't know who to trust on my friends list and that sucks :( I think I know who it is lets see if they have the balls to admit it.
Silly Things
You scored as Blood. Your turn on is blood. You adore the colour, the taste, the texture, the thickness... everything. You probably like to bite/to be bitten. Sex isn't sex without the ecstasy of blood.Biting100%Bondage100%Blood100%Chains/Handcuffs92%Whips92%Blind Folds67%What's Your Kinky Turn On?created with
Silly Laws
I came across these today when I was just looking through some videos...SHOCKING. Why do parents do this to their children? Don't get me wrong, I have kids and I am sure that I make mistakes, but please.... Teaching your child how to shoot a gun may not be the wisest parenting choice until they are mature enough to know how to use one. MySpace Video Codes | Funny Videos This one is just wrong... MySpace Video Codes | Funny Videos Alabama - Illegal to wear a fake moustache that causes laughter in church Alaska - Illegal to wake a bear for the purpose of photography - although it is legal to shoot a sleeping bear Arizona -it is illegal to hunt camels (which is why they are taking over the state) Arkanas - in Little Rock, if a man and woman flirt with each other in the street, they could be jailed for 30 days California In San Francisco, it is illegal to wipe one’s car wiht dirty underwear (and you would do it why) Colorado - Illegal to go out in pub
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Silly Stuff
ONE Recently, when I went to McDonald's I saw on the menu that you could have an order of 6, 9 or 12 Chicken McNuggets. I asked for a half dozen nuggets. "We don't have half dozen nuggets," said the teenager at the counter. "You don't?" I replied. "We o nly have six, nine, or twelve," was the r eply. "So I can't order a half dozen nuggets, but I can order six?" "That's right." So I shook my head and ordered six McNuggets TWO I was checking out at the local Wal-Mart with just a few items and the lady behind me put her things on the belt close to mine. I picked up one of those "dividers" that they keep by the cash register and placed it between our things so they wouldn't get mixed. After the girl had scanned all of my items, she picked up the "divider", looking it all over for the bar code so she could scan it. Not finding the bar code she said to me, "Do you know how much this is?" I said to her "I've changed my mind, I don't think I'll buy that today." She said "OK," and I paid
Silly Horoscopes
Misery doesn't love company, unless the company is helping to clean up that misery! Okay, so these chores aren't quite 'miserable,' but they are very time consuming. Call in some reinforcements for help.
The Silly File
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Silly Me
I have a lover who drives me crazy...we have been doing the dance for a few months now. He asked me a while back if I would have a threesome. I wasn't crazy about it because it was not negotiable as to if the threesome would be any other combination then girl/girl/guy. I'm not bi-sexual. The thought of being naked with a woman definitely wasn't appealing. But I gave it a lot of thought and decided it would be ok as long as I was drunk and slightly stoned. So I did it. I won't share the details as they are too personal, but I did it and thats all.   p.s. I don't want to do it again! So I was toying with the notion of changing my name. Many fun things come to mind, but not many are sticking.   Since I am a nut it has to be nutty! I will share some of them and you can tell me if you have any other suggestions. :)   Princess Road Head Icum2u OPhaquable1 Tease Yes I am easy Fluffer for Hire Loves to Ride   obviously my mind is in a very knotty help me if you can
Silly Shit!!!
There's a Chance You Could Be Violent Overall, you're a pretty chill person - and you have a good handle on your emotions. Sometimes your anger gets the best of you, and end up regretting how you act. Try to curb your temper more often. It only has to get out of control once to do some damage.Could You Be Violent? The conversation started on the bottom, the top is the end. You know how the shoutbox works. But, I wanted to share. What a dildo licker. Guys with tongue piercings that don't suck dick. What a joke. Pfft. Dragon Lady: Well, good. When I put up my blog, I will send you the link. Bound By Leather: Well your half witt remarks are funny as hell, posting them to my girls as you ramble on. They are laughing there asses off at you . Dragon Lady: By the way, only fags say LOL every other word, too. That's how I know you're gay... Dragon Lady: You're the fag with the tongue piercing. Who are you calling a dumbshit? Bound By Leather: Look at my profile retard,
Silly Lady Needs Commenting Love
Hey everyone, I hope your week is going well. I need mad commenting love if you all dont mind. This contest started at 5:00pm,on Tuesday the 21st, and will run till the 31st at Mid- night PST. You need to add fan rate sexy girl blonde to get into my folder. I still need collectively 6K comments a day on my page or more to finish this by minight the 31st, and I am going to need a lot of help to get this done. I know if we all come together as a team, we can get this done. Here is Sexy Girl Blonde's profile link: *SEXYGIRLBLONDE* OWNER OF *THE DYNASTY Here is my contest pic link Hey everyone, I hope your week is going well. I need mad commenting love if you all dont mind. This contest started at 5:00pm,on Tuesday the 21st, and will run till the 31st at Mid- ni
Silly Poem
Silly Quick Quiz
According to this reading, you are 71% sexually hot! 'How sexually hot are you?' at
Silly & Stupid Letters
1. If you are over forty, and you have a washboard stomach, you are gay. It means you haven't sucked back enough beer with the boys and have spent the rest of your free time doing sit-ups, aerobics, and doing the Oprah diet. 2. If you have a cat, you are a Flaaaaming homo. A cat is like a dog, but gay-- it grooms itself constantly but never scratches itself, has a delicate touch except when it uses its nails, and whines to be fed And just think about how you call a dog... "Killer, come here! I said get your ass over here, Killer!" Now think about how you call a cat.. "Bun-bun, come to daddy, snookums!" Jeeezus, you're fit to be framed, you're so gay. 3. If you suck on lollipops, Ring-Pops, baby pacifiers, or any such nonsense, rest assured, you are a Gaylord. A straight man only sucks on BBQ ribs, crab claws, raw oysters, crawfish guts, pickled pigs feet, or tits. Anything else and you are in training a
Sillymonkeys Silly Rants
Nuff said Karma and Rebirth The wheel of life, or "samsara", is an ancient symbol that has the same meaning in Buddhism and Hinduism. It is symbolises the cycle of birth, life, and death. When one revolution of the wheel is completed, life begins again with rebirth. What is karma? Karma is a Sanskrit word that literally means "action". The word is used to refer to volitional acts as well as the forces that arise from these acts. The idea of karma had existed in ancient Indian philosophy before the time of Siddhartha Gautama, and it became an important element of Buddhist philosophy. The Hindu and Buddhist concepts of karma are quite similar, although Hinduism makes a further distinction between different types of karma, such as present karma, latent karma, and future karma. In the understanding of both thought systems, the law of karma describes the connection between actions and the resulting forces, as follows: wholesome actions lead to wholesome states while unwholesome
In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed to stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods: On a Sears hairdryer -- Do not use while sleeping. (Shoot, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair.) On a bag of Fritos -- You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)? On a bar of Dial soap -- "Directions: Use like regular soap," (and that would be how???....) On some Swanson frozen dinners -- "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion). On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) -- "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)! On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding -- "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought????...) On packaging for a Rowena iron -- "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time)? On Boot's Children Cough Medicine -- "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication
Silly Grin
the inventor of harley-daivdson motorcycles,arthur daivdson,died and went to the gates st peter told arthur,''since you been such a good man and your motorcycles have changed the world,your reward is,you can hang out with anyone you want to in heaven.'' arthur thought about it for a minute and then said,''i want to hang out with god.'' st peter took arthur to the throne room,and introduced him to god.'' god recongnized arthur and commented,okay so you were the one who invented the harley daivdson motorcycles? arthur said yah thats me! god commented,well whats the big deal in inventing something thats pretty unstable,makes noise and pollution and cant run without a road. arthurwas apparantly embarrased but finally spoke ,excus mebut arent you the inventer of women?god said yes. well said arthur professional to professnal you have some major flaws in your invention. number one to much on-consistancy in the front end protrusin. number two it chatters constantly at high
Silly Thoughts
Only in America drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front. Only in America banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters. Only in America we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage. Only in America we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight. Only in America we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'. Only in America they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering. EVER WONDER .... Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin? Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed? Why don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word? Why is i
Silly Boys
okay so i really like this guy, but i really dont know if he likes me which is super frustrating. but anyways i was with my friend today and we ran into him somewhere and she thought he was flirting with me. i have NO idea what to do about it since im such a shy girl and just wish people would talk to me and figure everything out. if anyone has suggestions that would be great. hes such a sweat heart but i dont want to do anything that would ruin our friendship either. sometimes i really hate having crushes!
Silly Stuff
In 1986, Peter Davies was on holiday in  Kenya after graduating from  Northwestern  University .   On a hike through the bush, he came across a young bull elephant standing with one leg raised in the air.  The elephant seemed distressed, so Peter approached it very carefully.   He got down on one knee, inspected the elephants foot, and found a large piece of wood deeply embedded in it.   As carefully and as gently as he could, Peter worked the wood out with his knife,  after which the elephant gingerly put down its foot.   The elephant turned to face the man, and with a rather curious look on its face, stared at him for several tense moments.   Peter stood frozen, thinking of nothing else but being trampled.   Eventually the elephant trumpeted loudly, turned, and walked away.   Peter never forgot that elephant or the events of that day.   Twenty years later, Peter was walking through the Chicago Zoo with his teenaged son.   As they approached the elephant enclosure, one of the creatu
Silly Stuff
Silloette Of A Dream
It looks like a dramatic scene Somebodys plot, Somebodys sceam Feel the agony, the lose of control Feel the need to be buried in a dark hole Buried alive, drown the soul Crazy lies being told The heartbreak, the sadness, the insanity the madness Unexcapable fear is drawing near You raise your head, what you see isn't clear your mind in a rage, knowing nothing, just escaping the dawn You awake, somethings wrong The pain you feel corrupts the mind, The lose of control, Feeling blind Not able to see the things you need you wonder what you've just seen You awake to a silloette of a dream
Silly Picture Surveys
10 Silly Things
The rules are: Once you've been tagged you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose 5 people to be tagged. No tag backs. 1. I WANT TO SOMEDAY PLAY IN THE WS OF POKER 2. I WANT TO RETIRE IN RHODES GREECE 3. CROWN ON THE ROCKS PLEASE 4. I LOVE TO COOK 5. I AM A HUGH REDSOX AND PATRIOTS FAN 6. I LIKE TO SHOOT POOL 7. BLACK IS FAV COLOR 8. MY DOG IS BIG AS A HORSE 9. I COLLECT BASEBALL AND FOOTBALL AUTO'S 10. GO GATORS I am tagging: ' ¢¾ DAWN ¢¾ Arcane Angel' '~*princess k *~' WendyCaroline Brenda6598 'Patriot's Babe!'
10 Silly Things About Me
Silly Stuff
You Are Probably Not Pregnant It seems like you're in the clear, but you should really take a test to be sure. Are You Pregnant? Your Stripper Song Is I'm a Slave 4 U by Britney Spears "I'm a slave for you. I cannot hold it; I cannot control it. I'm a slave for you. I won't deny it; I'm not trying to hide it." You may seem shy, but you can let your wild side out when you want to! What Song Should You Strip To? Told ya I am Innocent :) You Are 54% Evil You are evil, but you haven't yet mastered the dark side. Fear not though - you are on your way to world domination. How Evil Are You?
Silly Old Man
Silly Old Man
A Silly Poem For Bubby
Well he starts with hello how are you I say, i am fine how about you? He says im from Chicago Where are you? I am there Always in your heart Let me tell you where I will make a start There's one place that is a blooming rose, There's one town I cherish, There's one blaze that never dies, There's one city that thrives The place where I'll always go Is my baby's town, Chicago
Silly Women
I amuse myself at times... It's not uncommon for people to hear me say.."I don't need a man"...or "Men are all the same"...Ok..don't bite my head off here...It's not uncommon for most women to say those things... What's that old saying?...You can't live with them...You can't live without them... That might have been true for me in the past...But I find myself wanting more and more to not live without...Actually scares me in a way...I was told early on in life by my mother...that you can never count on a man to make you happy...or to even just be there...I'm pretty sure she believed this..She lived her life out with that view...I just wish she wouldn't have passed that on to me... It's an inner struggle to try and keep believing what my mother said was right...Fact is..I don't believe it...I know it exists...That a man and a woman can actually be together for all the right reasons...That can bring happiness...And can live with them... I've not had much r
The Silly Dreamer's Day Of Birth (me)
Silly Me
do me a tiny favor please!!!! all i need you to do is rate this pic..and ask your friends to rate it too!!! PLEASE!!! thank you!! The Basics Name: JACKIE Birthdate: 7/22/77 Birthplace: MICHIGAN Current Location: MICHIGAN Eye Color: GREEN Hair Color: DARK BROWN Height: ABOUT 5'5 Your webpage? DONT HAVE ONE Are you taken? YES I AM Are you a virgin? UMM..NO How many & what kind of pets do you have? I HAVE 1 KNOCKED UP CAT A LAID BACK DOG AND A USELESS FISH What's your job? STAY AT HOME MOTHER What's your Dream Job? I'M LIVING IT Who is your best friend? MY JOSH IS MY BEST FRIEND What instruments do you play? I DONT PLAY ANY What are your hobbies? I LIKE TO COLLECT BUTEERFLY STUFF AND DO CRAFTS WITH MY KIDS What are your goals? TO MOVE IN THE NEXT YEAR Would you ever sky dive or bungee jump? YES I WOULD I LOVE A GOOD RUSH What kind of books and/or magazines do you read? I REALLY DO NOT LIKE TO READ
A Silly A man and a woman are sitting beside each other in the first class section of the plane. The woman sneezes, takes a tissue, gently wipes her nose, and shudders quite violently in her seat. The man isn’t sure why she is shuddering and goes back to reading. A few minutes pass. The woman sneezes again. She takes a tissue, gently wipes her nose and shudders quite violently in her seat. The man is becoming more and more curious about the shuddering. A few more minutes pass. The woman sneezes yet again. She takes a tissue, gently wipes her nose and shudders violently again. The man has finally had all he can handle. He turns to the woman and says, "Three times you’ve sneezed and three times you’ve taken a tissue and wiped your nose then shuddered violently! Are you sending me signals, or are you going crazy?" The woman replies, "I’m sorry if I disturbed you. I have a rare condition and when I sneeze, I have an orgasm." The
Silly But Real....
Ladies.....ladies.....LADIES! When I read this I knew I had to share this with all of you. I think at some point in your sex lives you may have come across some, if not all of the types described below. Enjoy!! Kinds Of Dick MISERABLE DICK When the guy is extremely handsome. He says the right things and does the right things. When it comes to sex, he is lacking in this department. He sucks your tits too hard, kisses your mouth too long, stays around your neck forever, fingers you like a GYN Doctor, licks your pussy like he's in a track meet and has a very small dick. You try to give him some head, only to find that you are actually sucking a pacifier. This is so miserable. You think, "how can a guy so fine, so polite be so weak" To top everything off ladies, how about just when in your mind you're going to try to get the best out of this, even if you have to make yourself cum, and he beats you to the punch. DAMN! TOLERABLE DICK This is funny dick. He eats major pussy.
30's & Illegals
so today I went to the registrar..and well had to leave since it was jampacked full of those who are not citizens and well I don't feel I should have to wait all day long when I am an American and they are clogging up our system -- URGH so I didn't get what I needed because of those punks. If your a man in between 30-39 stay the hell away from me-I want nothing to do with any man in there 30's because they are F*ing psycho! Is it so bad I want the "stranger" to tell me they love me???? i know it is ---but i still want to hear it even if not meant....i'm a girl & crazy like them all~~~
Silly Shit
Silly Me
KIMMI. I know your not on right now.. and I know that you are always a sneak little sis ... so its my turn.. OMG I found this cute thing.. and made you and casey sumfin... lol... here it is Make a Smilebox scrapbook I hope you adore it..because I adore you.. p/s casey said he loves you and misses you... Love Alicia
It's pretty funny how bitches on this site take this to the extreme....I just got an email ( No names mentioned) Saying that I disrespected her by having her mans name in my stat and shit.... and that I will never have as much love on FU that she that shit bothers me I have a REAL life and I don't care This is just a pass time for me....people are real stupid I swear they think this is their life....GROW UP!! know where to draw the line...I Just Laugh at you Silly Fucks....I swear people are attention whores on there because they aint shit in the real world...or was nothing in high school!!!! MESSAGE VAMPS 2ND HUBBY SENT TO KERI!!! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ welll i hope u have fun with thAT so called wife of urs lala me i hate her cause she hurt my soon to be wife tammy an beleave me u will get hurt an ditched to i promis u that ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ LMAO THANK YOU JD HUNT SHE LOVED THIS MESSAGE!! LEARN HOW TO SPELL PRO
Your result for The Things You Learned In School, But Probably Forgot Test...88% Brain Cells Left! You have 88% Brain Cells Left! WHOO HOO!! Congratulations! I hope you liked taking this test! Oh! Please give me a high rating! Otherwise, I'll feel bad! :( And look for my other tests! Thanks! ~SweetJayna Please, make sure you take my Test I have in the contest now! And give it a lot of stars! The Things You Learned In School, But Probably Forgot Test at HelloQuizzy Your result for The what kind of hippie are you Test...Alternate Congratulations! You're Alternate. The Alternate is, at first glance, the most mainstream of hippies. You are probably more into protecting disempowered people and the environment than expanding your mind or achieving a higher state of being, but you aren't so into nature that you choose to live in a tree. You even s
Silly Little Surveys
(2 Points) My first name: (1 Point) My last name: (5 Points) Take a stab at my middle name: (3 Points) Who was my first celeb-crush: (2 Points) Do I have any children: (2 Points) How old are they: (2 Points) What work do I do: (3 Points) What am I afraid of: (2 Points) Do I smoke: (3 Points) Do I drink: (2 Points) Do I have any siblings: (2 Points) How many: (1 Point) Do I like 'em: (4 Points) What's one of my favorite things to do: (2 Points) How many tattoos do I have: (3 Points) What's my favorite type of music: (2 Points) What's my favorite TV show: (2 Points) Who is my favorite band/artist: (4 Points) Am I shy or outgoing: (3 Points) Am I a rebel or do I follow the rules: (2 Points) What’s my favourite colour: (3 Points) Name something I hate: (4 Points) Name a talent I have: (4 Points) What kind of shoes do I wear: (4 Points) Do I have any pets: (2 Points) Who am I dating right now: (5 Points) What did I study in university: (5 Points) What is the color
Silly Girl...
So confused about how this site works & How to navigate it. I cant even find a help section,lmao! someone feel like being helpful? Email me things I should know & what to do... what the purpose is & how to achieve it :) Thanks! Thank God, I at least have blogging down ;) Mandie xoxo
Silly Jokes That Make Me Smile
A man goes into a cocktail lounge and approaches Maxine sitting by herself : Man: 'May I buy you a cocktail?' Maxine: 'No thank you, alcohol is bad for my legs.' Man: 'Sorry to hear that. Do they swell?' Maxine: 'No, they spread.'
OK so Im bout to get SILLY then a muthafucka! Why do people say one thing then try to clean it up after you cal them out on how they act? LOL ok I got better questions....n Why do muthafuckas act like they dont know what the word space between you and them mean???? Why do Silly! muthafuckas want to get fresh after you done told them about themselves? How can you call yourself mature and an adult when you act like a damn 5 year old.... oh wait my 5 year old acts better, hell she knows better! How can you say you want all these things in life ::::I.E.: a goood hearted person, someone to treat you right with respect and honesty, someone to love you and cherish you> when your attitude and your childish ass ways pushes everyone you have ever met away? Why is it that all those people have the same shit to say and all treat you like crap? Is it because your attitude is garbage? Is it cause you annoy people? Is it because your too fucking pushy and dont know how to leave shit alone? Or is it b
Silly, Funny Poetry... A Tad Serious...?
Just so you know, for those who don't know me, I am a deeply, passionate writer. Writing is more than a hobby to me, it defines who I am... A SuperQayMan, as in a very wise, skilled person with words. By the way, I have super-Qay-powers, but I'm not sure what they actually are quite yet. Somebody help me figure out what they are...? I think you know who you are. LoL :-) Anyway... I mostly write poetry, but occasionally I write short stories, articles/essays, and I'm working on a few novels. I believe I am very talented and skilled through my creative and insightful ways of writing. I will be famous one day with my writing, but I'm not sure how long thats going to take. Don't take it from me, just continue to read my *writings* and you will know exactly what I mean. ***The origin of this poem dates back to January 2008. I'm not sure of the exact date, because quite honestly what took place after I wrote and read this poem to 'that girl' my life changed forever. Not in a good wa
Silly Poems
"God Bless My Underwear" to the tune of God Bless America God bless my underwear, my only pair Stand beside them, and guide them, Through the rips, through the holes, through the tears. From the washer, to the dryer, to my backpack, to my rear. God bless my underwear, my only pair. God bless my underwear, or I'll be bare. God bless my underwear That I wear down there. I outgrow them, then throw them, Those who wear them will never be square When the bully, gives a wedgie Pray that they won't ever tear God bless my underwear, my only pair God bless my underwear, or I'll need to share!
Silly =] If anyone who has been here longer than since May 31st 2012 and has a salute and is not currently a fumafia player (or is willing to delete their mafia account and start over) wants to help me out and be my mercenary (you don't even have to play once you reach level 5 if you don't want to), please follow this link:   If you've ever been interested in whatever the hell fuMafia is, being a mercenary (merc) is a great way to start out the game. You're stronger and you start out with 20K cash flow. So just think about it =]   Thanks! To an Inconstant One By Sir Robert Ayton 1570-1638 I LOVED thee once; I'll love no more--          Thine be the grief as is the blame; Thou art not what thou wast before,          What reason I should be the same?          He that can love unloved again,          Hath better store of love than brain:          God send me love my debts to pay,
Silly Girls
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Silly Saturday
Silly Sayings
36 Silly Sayings!If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence you tried.When all else fails, read the directions.Welcome to Hell...Here's your accordion.He who laughs last probably doesn't understand the joke.Never hit a guy with glasses. Always use your fists.The only time I open my mouth is to change feet.Happiness can't buy money.True friends always stab you in the front.I'll have to think twice about it before I give it a second thought.There is more to life than increasing its speed.Never advise anyone to go to war or to marry.The meek shall inherit the Earth after we're done with it.A coward is a hero with a wife, kids and a mortgage.Teamwork is essential, it gives them someone else to shoot at.Conscience: What hurts when everything else feels so good.Help stamp out, eliminate and abolish redundancy!You're schizophrenic? Gee, that makes four of us.Why is the word 'Abbreviation' so long?If your attack is going really well, it's an ambush.Skydiving - Good to the last drop.If
Silly Little Boy
Silly Quizzes
Blame Jen, she sent it   1. What time did you get up this morning?-- 0605-ish 2. How do you like your steak?-- medium rare3. What was the last film you saw at the cinema? Mulan? I hate going to the movies.4. What is your favorite TV show? CSI, the real one5. If you could live anywhere in the world where would it be? Somewhere hot and tropical with maid service and a pool boy who doesnt speak English 6. What did you have for breakfast? biscuit with butter and grape jelly   7. What is your favorite cuisine? Japanese   8. What foods do you dislike? I like a little of everything9. Favorite Place to Eat? Yamato10. Favorite dressing?-- Honey dijon11.What kind of vehicle do you drive? Hyundai VeraCruz 12. What are your favorite clothes? jeans, button up uniform   13. Where would you visit if you had the chance? Maine-my oldest lives there and I havent seen her in a while. 14. Cup 1/2 empty or 1/2 full? full15. Where do you want to retire? I'll live here and travel.16.
I have this sister.....years ago she had 5 kids. Well, she must have gotten sick of being a mother. She deserted them and left the state. Now she is living in Mass. Stiring trouble by listening to family. Listening to family that has a reputation for gossip and starting trouble. For some reason she believes this is the gospel. Boy is she wrong. She emailed my other sisters friend a very rude email. UNCOOL. and very brave. The brave attitude only comes because she is in a different state. Well, let me tell you. If this continues, I will make the 3 hour trip to kick her ASS. Her accounts with various sites such as this one, are soo fake. she claims she is an avid supporter of this foundation. Knowing damn well all the claims she has made are false and untrue. As far as I'm concerned.....I only have one sister. Peeps should mind their own biz and live their own life. Especially if they have NO IDEA what claims they are making. I say, LIVE AND LET LIVE. We DO NOT
Silly/true&plain Stupid
when I first found out I had Cancer my boyfriend decided that brain tumors or chronic illness is not something he felt like facing, so he abandoned me.As I was going through treatment toward recovering. I live with my mom.I am and do remain extremely lucky, despite the deficits and disablities from this disease and the reason I went to share this is because I am very thankful to have done so well. I wish everyone who reads this to NEVER GIVE UP your search for wellness, your search for hope and dreams for a cure. I remember waking up in my hospital bed. Music on the little radio, cello and piano, my two favorite instruments. My life flew before my eyes. I just cried. It all came out. I felt the time ahead would be the toughest time of my life. And it has been ... 9/9/09-Update on brain tumor... no new growth. surgery, chemo, and radiation have stopped this thing. at least for the time being. :-) So Now I SIT AT HOME HEALING MY BRAIN FROM BRAIN CANCER SURGERY.And I am thankful to have
It is nice to see the President finally on the way to making a good decision.  Hopefully he put KSM back into a military tribunal where he belongs.  Now if he can listen to the American people about the debt...we may be on to something.
Why are men so silly about some things? My boyfriend and I are currently looking for bi or bi curious males( on another site we belong to) to join us.  We get all sorts of responses from guys who act interested. For some reason when it gets right down to it, they hem and haw and can't commit to even a simple yes or no answer. You are either into it or you're not. Very simple. The problem is that men are too embarrassed to admit that they may have sexual feelings towards another guy.  That is just plain silly.  In my opinion, if it's ok for two women to play then it is perfectly fine for two men.  I don't get the double standard at all. BI men UNITE!!!!!! lmao
Silly Shit
Hey, this friend of mine needs about 30 fans/ if you haven't done so, go fan/refan him....takes like 10 seconds out of your meak internet life. Do it now! :P Thanks       Chef Jay@ fubar They lived in a typical suburban neighborhood with picket fences that resembled Nancy Kerrigan's teeth. He spoke with the wisdom that can only come from experience, like a guy who went blind because he looked at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it and now goes around the country speaking at high schools about the dangers of looking at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it. She caught your eye like one of those pointy hook latches that used to dangle from screen doors and would fly up whenever you banged the door open again. The little boat gently drifted across the pond exactly the way a bowling ball wouldn't. McBride fell 12 stories, hitting the pavement like a Hefty Bag filled with vegetable soup. From the attic came an
Sillhouette's Stories
Missy got off the phone and called Larry to her room. She didn't want him around when her mom came home, so she told him that he needed to leave for the evening. She ordered him to go get some dinner and catch a movie. Larry did as Missy instructed, and left the house. When Claire got home shortly after, she was a mess. She obviously had been crying and she began again almost instantly after Missy asked what was going on. Claire explained how she had gone back to work and was very frustrated with Larry's performance at lunch. She explained that she and Drew had been flirting for a while and how when she had seen him, she had lost control and pulled him into a conference room. He had had his way with her. She told Missy how he had taken control and fucked her better than she had been fucked in a long time. She told her how he had made her feel alive again and made her cum more than once. How he made her feel sexy when he talked dirty to her. Then came the quote that made Mi
Silly Me
Silly Shit
 Ok, so I'm just gonna rant and rave for a while wondering about the behaviors I'v seen here. As a newbie I think I have a sharper eye for stuff. Well I do all the appropriate things on the profiles that I se like rating, liking, fanning and then want to leave this on the page. Guess what---they wont let you fucking post a comment for some dumb ass reason but yet you can go look at the pics and see tone of their tits all over the place. Just look at them but dont talk about em. And what is he deal with the broadcasts and most who view them. Those girls can't even turn on their cams before some asshole is screaming" SHOW ME YOUR TITS, SHOW ME SOMETHING, CAN I SEE YOUR ASS, ETC". I understand the voyeur aspect of the cams but I doubt that they are there for just a tit flash. There oughta be a special NSFW cam where the guys dont have to keep begging for titties. Because then we all know why they are there and the chicks who wan to flash cn and the ones who find this degrading wont be hou
The Silly Shit On This Site
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well im kinda nervous.. today im off to silverstone to watch the f1 testing, getting a pit pass n everything :O hope to get a few pics of me and my mates down the pitlane... gonna be so much fun as is where i wanna be after college, doing that sorta work :D today is gonna rock!
The Silver Circle
Well, all, time is flyin' like mad, and it's been hectic in Silverland! I am still workin on my website, when t's finished and ready to publish, yall will gt the link, no worries :) In Wicca-related news, I had a great ostara, didn't do much as far as celebration goes, but the day was nice, and I'm so ready for the weather to catch up with the calendar lol! Not much else happenin'...still rockin' with Hot Rocks Radio...check it out if you haven't already....great tunes and awesome DJs 24/7, and for free? Ya can't beat that with a sharp stick! LOL Either visit their homepage ( or click on the player on my profile and start diggin' the musical sweetness :D Laser My Words Hey all, Wazzup??? Quicksilver's Log: Cherry, March 13th, lol. I gotta send Hugz & Blessings to my peeps in Cherry Tap, and much Love to my people at Hot Rocks Radio!! Yall Rock Hardcore!!! Quicksilver @}-;-
- Take me as I am or get out of my face - My eyes are GREEN/BLUE, but they change colors depending on my mood - I think that alcohol makes people DO things that they WANT to do when they are sober - Curves bring you balance - big boobs to balance out your big heart, big hips to balance out big desires and big booty to balance out, well, everything else - I love thunderstorms and kissing in the rain - I like meeting new people and getting busy on the dance floor - I have seen hard times and then some, experience teaches you a lot and so some may call me wise....I know I have just seen a lot. - My friends and family mean everything to me - I like to drive with the windows down and the wind blowing through my hair - I like to drive really fast, speed is an addiction - I am a master at multi tasking - I fall many times but I always get up, dust my ass and keep on going - I like driving and not knowing where I'll end uP - I like a chase because I get bored very easy, so keep m
Silver Surfer Halloween Costume
Silver Surfer Halloween Costume Shop for super hero costumes by clicking here - fulfill all your costume and party decoration needs! If you want to be the best Silver Surfer in town, you might need to spend a bit of money on silver body paint. But don't worry, that's not my only tip: I don't want you arrested for indecent exposure. Why not find an old pair of jogging clothes or shorts, then spray paint them with some silver paint. Whatever paint you use, be sure it is non-toxic and safe for your skin. Next all you need to do is find a nice surf board! Having the best Silver Surfer Halloween Costume is sure to win you some points. Silver Surfer Halloween Costume Halloween costumes are outfits worn on or around October 31, the day of Halloween. Halloween is a modern-day holiday originating in the Pagan Celtic holiday of Samhain (in Christian times, the eve of All Saints Day). Although popular histories of Halloween claim that the practice goes back to ancient celebrations
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Silver Speaks
Well, well, it took a bit, but I'm back online full time, and crazy as ever! On a high note, I finally got a guestbook that more icky huge white space on my jprofile that does sign it, yall! :D Still DJ'in for Hippo Radio, still diggin' it bigtime...check it out at, or check out our lounge right here in Fubar...and dig on that awesome audio goodness!! Brightest of Blessings to All!!!
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Silver Fears
Shadowed fan blades spin in moonlight Silent and eerie in the dead of night The wind whispers of long lost dreams And ghosts wait to be discovered just out of sight Close your eyes and pretend to sleep Pretend to ignore them as shadows creep Wait for the dawn and the relief it brings From silence cold and darkness deep The moonlight falls heavy and silver on your face Following its nightly path as your eyes keep pace There’s so much beyond this deathly night Think of it and make your still heart race The morning comes with its golden tears Sweeping away all of the nights silver fears Feel the warmth of light on your trembling skin As the moonlights song fades from your ears
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I hate People that act as if they don't have the time to be polite to others yet insist on being treated well according to there own rules. Come on be real! I'm only 47 yrs. and there are people older than me on here but, I'm pretty sure most will agree respect is earned by giving others respect. That's just how it works, you can twist it anyway you like but, if you are dealing with humans that's just how it goes. Most adults know this! Taking the time to be polite shows that you respect others and that you want respect in turn. Fubar is suposed to be an adult site. There are many different attitudes about just what that means. I believe it means "Live And Let Live!" If you don't like someone for "ANY REASON" like anywhere else in these United States of America move on, you don't have to Add, Rate, or Fan them, just ignore them that's being an Adult! They aren't asking for you to make them into what you want them to be either. Adult site means acting as an Adult! A
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Silvers Rock Report
Hey kids!!Saturday night I headed out to Doc's in Portland for a blast from the past. Hellion, Portlands own Judas Priest tribute band was rockin the joint down with their special guests Krotch Rockit. I had never seen Krotch Rockit before and was soon treated to all the greatest songs from all the best hair bands, such as Warrant, Motley Crue, Scorpions and many more. They had the crowd goin nuts as they even looked the part. I had a great time manning the merch table. lol Here are a few pics I got of Krotch Rockit: Thank you so much to Krotch Rockit! I had a blast!!Next up was Hellion. Portland's own Judas Priest tribute. If you know Judas Priest, then you know the next hour was loud and hard driving rock and roll. Hellion never disappoints with their leather bound, screaming renditions of hits like Breakin the Law and Green Manalishi and covering songs from Hel
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A girl walks in, with a painful secret inside. Wondering if the day would come, when she no longer had to hide. A Gypsy takes her hand, then sheds a single tear. Too afraid to reveal, exactly what appeared. Such a sad tale, playing out before her eyes. Concealing the truth, behind the girls demise. She opens her mouth, telling little white lies. The sun shines down on you, your hair glistens in the wind. You will make a difference, before your story comes to an end. The girl gleamed with hope, as she walked out the door. Never had the Gypsy witnessed, pain like this before. She prayed to the gods, to show mercy this day. Please just allow me, to take it all away. Do not allow this girl’s life, to be in vain. I am asking you to bestow, upon me her pain. The lightning struck with rage, as the gypsy began to dance. The thunder roared once more, giving birth to chance. The girl did make a difference, after all. Although the Gypsy, could not surviv
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Me and my guy have been going around in circles for the last ten years and I don't know what to do. He's lied, cheated, and been in and out of relationship with other girls and still I can't stop myself from falling for him every time I hear his voice. He's told me that I'm his best friend and anchor, that I still have his rib (Adam & Eve ppl) and yet as soon as another girl catches his eye, it's like I don't exist. Then again, he's talked to me when he's been in those other relationships. What's he want from me? I know what I want and he knows what I want, but what I want to know is what he wants? Any ideas? Thoughts? Suggestions? It's a beautiful day here and I had a nice night last night talking to my new friend. He's awesome and made me laugh most the night. Thanks Sasa
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I don't understand the things you do. The more you think, the more I think you are confused. It shouldn't be that hard to figure out, what you can and cannot live without, so why can't you? Make up your mind, I am going crazy. After all this time you'd think that maybe you would realize that no one else could love you like I do. And I just can't keep waiting here for you to make up your mind. I don't know what it is you're searching for. I wonder if you wonder if theres something more out there. And even though I know it will break my heart, I can't keep going on with the way things are, it's not fair. Make up your mind, I am going crazy. After all this time you'd think that maybe you would realize that no one else could love you like I do. And I just can't keep waiting here for you to make up your mind. I don't want to have to tell you good-bye. But baby trust me, I will. And I might regret it for the rest of my life, but I can't change the way I feel. Don't you realize that no one
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If you have to think about whether you love someone or not, then the answer is no. When you love someone... you just know. Every night, I hope to forget you, but every night you're still in my dreams. You're the one wiping my tears away, and you're the one muffling my screams. Then reality is my brutal awakening when I realize you just don't care enough. You were never there when I needed you, you were never there when times got tough. I remember when I could lie in your arms and suddenly everything was alright. Now my pillows leave me feeling empty and I have to cry myself to sleep at night. You really were my first for everything- my first hug, my first kiss, my first love. It's so hard to simply let go and move on when you're the one I'm always thinking of. Giving up means I let you down, and I'm so sorry that I'm running away. There's nothing left for me to gain, and there's no reason for me to stay. I'll deny that my heart aches for you,
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Mathematics From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this: What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life? Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions: If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26. Then: H-A-R-D-W-O-R- K 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98% and K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96% But, A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E 1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100% And, B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T 2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103% AND, look how far ass kissing will take you. A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G 1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118% So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that, while Hard work and Know
Simple Minded...
Well Thats about straight... Its pretty simple until you find something you really like and its hard to get them to act the same way, when they say they feel the same... Acting and telling completely different things... Tamara This is just snappy... I am sick. My boyfriend isn't talking to me, and my boss is pissing me off... She keeps sending me home early. I feel like crap... My eyes burn, my tounsils are swollen. I couldn't swallow this morning because my hangy down thing kept touchy my tounge and falling down the back of my throat.... SO Joy to the world.... Bleh.... Hahaha.... --Whats more humiliating then someone avoiding you?? --Someone telling you they hate you... _I told someone I hate them today.. They flipped me off I was like come back here and do it to my face fucker... They were like ok and kept walking the other way.. I was like you fucking wimp... Hahahahaha.... However-Being avoided sucks... I think I am going to go call that person right now... Cuz Its k
Simply Awesome!
I could not go to my best friends wedding today. It kinda made me sad not to be able to be there to see her on this day. But.....the sweetheart she is...she called me right before the ceremony and let me listen to her get married! I am so happy for her! Steven and Lisa..I love you guys!!!!! ((((((((((HUGS)))))))))) Thought for the Day!...... "The American Indians found out what happens when you don't control immigration." Go watch this. I am not sure how to get it in here, but here is a link.
A Simple Poem By Me
I awake to a breath taking glimpse of dawn breaking but as i turn to you; its shattered i look back to catch one more quick glimpse of my fake happiness but there it is; the deadly dusk has arrived what once brought me joy only offered pain it was like looking at the time That never changed there was no going back now for what had been done was done I'm ashamed of where I've been but i know to never return now and with this i will leave so long farewell, it has been a pleasure for now you'll just be another boy in this great city and ill just be another face in the crowd until the next boy Than ill swear he's the one and let him in just to be bound and broken once more -Mandi
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The Simple Life...
A Simple Thank-you, My Friend
A Simple Thank-You, My Friend Into the dim lit, bare walls of my world, You entered, bringing light and life to me, The vivid colors, painted with a swirl Of wit and charm, of personality, With tender care, you added comfort, warmth, And images that line the now bright walls. I look upon them fondly, bringing forth A thankfulness that you walk in these halls With me; our friendship has become a part Of my world now; it has its special place, Within my being, life, and in my heart, Your name hangs right beside your smiling face. Rememb'ring just how drab these walls had been, I have to thank you for the light, my friend.
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Simply Cumm In For The Sake Of World's Bad Girls
warm flows the river inside me rushing currents through my veins drink deep my little one take it all gain strength from my precious gift I am the river of life, so boundless drink love and live forever with me I have loved you since time began and shall forever, not a second less for our hearts were bound together in love's sweet unbreakable bonds the world may change, but we do not ancient long before the rise of man Paper Roses... My first husband Murdered Our Second Son as a Baby. These are the Actual Poems sent to and from Prison. Paper Roses The rose is the ultimate symbol of love. The one emotion we are all capable of. I know these paper roses have no smell, But it's all I'm able to send from this cell. This rose represents our love from the start, And will hold a place always for you in my heart. If I were out there, you know what I'd do? I'd find the most beautiful rose just for you. But, until then, I'll sit in th
Simple Twisted Faith
Worry Regret Uneasy Upset It is SO much easier To just not care Find what bothers you And make it not there Stand strong In your mind On your feet The only way past it Is to just not Believe It cannot hurt you Unless allowed to touch If it never gets to you No pain of such You can survive And get past it with grace My life is my world My own special place
Simple's Blogs
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A Simple Poem
I smile and laugh, I hurt and cry I love the ones i cannot have They push me away and I don't know why I'm kind and like to give out a laugh But I get tooken advantage of Liars, cheaters all of the above I miss the truth and how it felt so good I miss that love and how it felt like it should You hurt me once yoou hurt me twice THe Third was my mistake for being nice You SUX You FUcking WHORE I want you again and never more never more never more i love that kiss with so much bliss A taste of sin That draws you in That tears you apart That breaks you heart He shall never be mine No with love, not with time I have nothing to give But a chance to forgive THe lies the cold words The nasty things I over heard Forgiven because I love you I love you
A Simple Quiz
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The Simplest Truths Are The Biggest Lies
I remeber being a tween, pre-teen, and teenager (wasn't that long ago after all) and so i remember the bitchiness, moodswings, smarting off to any adult who looked at me funny, not speaking to my mother for a couple of years. I watch my 14yr old sister doing this same shit and laugh because i do remeber. And for the last few years i've been happy about the fact that, though i've always wanted a daughter, i don't have one. The Goddess blessed me (so i thought)with boys. Two adorable bug-catching, dirt-loving, never gonna have to explain periods to them boys. Well, turns out Karma really IS a bitch. A great big one. Just the other day i was laughing at my oldest son's aunts as they tried to figure out how to deal with his cousins starting their periods. I thought "thank god i'll never have to do that". Well, what do ya know. Boys get bitchy too. I've got an 11yr old who's as tall as me and suddenly thinks he's the "Man of the house" smarting off to me in wal-mart and telling me, and i qu
Simply Addicted
Whispers in the distance, Shadows on the wall, Resulting from the lines, In several bathroom stalls, I try to shut them out, And drownd away the pain, Just smoke another joint, There's nothing left to gain, Memories so faded, Some things not ment to be, Look deep down into my soul, And watch whats haunting me, No more shards or broken glass, No mirrors on my bed, A lust for something painfull, A thirst that's in my head, Now I'm lost in my dispair, There's no where left to hide, I wish I could express the things, I shelter down inside, A prescription for the blues, Will remind me every day, I can't seem to pass this stage, this life is not the way. Feb,14,2004 Daryl Lemky
Simple Home Remedies
1. If you are choking on an ice cube, don't panic. Simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat and presto, the blockage will be almost instantly removed. 2. Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold them while you chop away. 3. Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat by simply using the sink. 4. For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. Remember to use a timer. 5. A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button. 6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you will be afraid to cough. 7. Have a bad toothache? Smash your thumb with a hammer and you will forget all about the toothache. 8. Sometimes, we just need to remember what the rules of life really are: You only need two tools - WD-40 a
Nothing pisses me off more than immature people.  Don't get me wrong, drunk pissed off STUPID people piss me off bad...but not as bad as a calm sober immature person.  I met this girl last night at a bar and this is the conversation we had.   ME:  "Hi, my name is Nick, enjoying the music?" HER:  "Yes, aren't you the guy doing the sound thingy?" ME:  "Yes, what's your name if you don't mind me asking?" HER:  "Chassidy, and you?" ME:  "Nick haha." HER:  "Whats so damn funny?" ME:  "I introduced myself when I walked up." HER:  "Well I thought you were just telling me bullshit so you could talk to me." ME:  "I couldn't do that, I may speak my mind a lot but I couldn't be an asshole to a girl as pretty as you!" HER:  "Don't talk down to me!" ME:  "What?" HER:  "Don't talk to me like I'm a piece of ass that you wanna take home by the end of the night." ME:  "First of all, I don't live in Tulsa.  I live in Texas, so I can't take you home.  Second of all I have to maintain a prof
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Simper Fi
You stay up for 16 hours He stays up for days on end. _________________________ You take a warm shower to help you wake up. He goes days or weeks without running water. __________________________ You complain of a "headache", and call in sick. He gets shot at as others are hit, and keeps moving forward. __________________________ You put on your anti war/don't support the troops shirt, and go meet up with your friends. He still fights for your right to wear that shirt. __________________________ You make sure you're cell phone is in your pocket. He clutches the cross hanging on his chain next to his dog tags. __________________________ You talk trash about your "buddies" that aren't with you. He knows he may not see some of his buddies again. __________________________ You walk down the beach, staring at all the pretty girls. He patrols the streets, searching for insurgents and terrorists. _________________________ You complain about how
Simple Bitches
A simple bitch is someone you met through somebody else. * A real bitch is someone you knew from back in the day and we still kickin it now! A simple bitch will take you where you need to go.* A real bitch throws you her keys and say it needs gas in it! A simple bitch will tell you not to fight, it aint worth it*.A real bitch will say beat her ass and look at the crowd and say bet nobody jump in. A simple bitch will let another bitch know she can back the fuck up or get knock the fuck out.* A real bitch will just knock her the fuck out!!! A simple bitch tells you, she's had enough to drink.*A real bitch tells you we need another shot, we bout to get fucked up! A simple bitch goes to the club with you and sits down.* A real bitch goes to the club with you and say lets show these simple bitches how we do it. A simple bitch hates it when you call after they've gone to bed.* A real bitch pops up at your house, talkin bout I know you aint in the bed, on a clubnight! A s
Simply Me
Why the wondering? we go through life and make choices and sometimes we have choices made for us, but are we supposed to wonder if everything is the way it's supposed to be? Now don't give me that God's will crap.. if everything is God's Will..then God is pretty fucked up, seriously... It's just that I wonder.. is this the way it is? the way my life is supposed to be? I try to be a good person but yet have hurt many through my actions and non-actions. Have the problems my children face come directly from me? that sort of thing, I'm in an odd sort of mood at the moment, I could hug someone then kick them in the same moment.. so you probably should back right off lol
Simply Poison
Words that need to be spoken should not accumulate inside. The hurt, pain or jealousy a person feels can not hide. Sorrow and anger can be and will be suppressed. But this only leads to a person feeling depressed. Anger is a deadly toxin in which the body it flows. When it takes over limb by limb, everyone knows. The body - The mind controls and manipulates. As the poison enters the veins and circulates. When the poison reaches the heart it's too late. Disastrous emotions take over such as revenge and hate. The antidote to cure these emotions, is not so hard to find. We must search to learn to control our spirited bodies and minds.
Ya know the days go by fast and people keep moving at the pace they do. it is life and the speed of life never seems to slow down. Makes you wonder. One should live to work not work to live. People are too hung on the dollar and need to step back and enjoy the life they hae and not worry so much about the little things. If you want something you should get it. get what you want and not settle. It is only Money. What worth does money that sits have. What does it matter when we pass on? nothing. Live life to the fullest that you can and enjoy every minute of it. :)
Simple But Very Useful Beauty Tips.....
DONT THINK ITS JUST ' HAIR' - IT ADDS TO UR BEAUTY- TAKE CARE OF IT. DAMAGED, DRY HAIR: A nourishing conditioner for dry or damaged hair, which can be used for all hair types: Separate the white of an egg from the yolk, whip it to a peak. Add 1 Tbsp. water to the yolk and blend until the mixture is creamy. Then mix the white and yolk together. Wet your hair with warm water, remove the excess moisture, and apply the mixture to your scalp with your fingertips. Massage gently until the froth is worked into your scalp, and then rinse the hair with cool water. Keep applying the mixture until it is used up and then rinsed until all of the egg is washed away. DANDRUFF:Pour distilled white vinegar onto the hair, as close to the scalp as you can manage; massage into the scalp; and allow to dry for several minutes before washing as usual. Repeat daily until the dandruff disappears, usually within a few days. HAIR LIGHTENER:To lighten hair, use 1/4 cup chopped fresh rhubarb to 2 cups boiling
[simply Salacious] Be Warned.
lust in form and twisted around heartbeats shredded violently bound suffocate the nether realms demons rising asphyxiation found assimilation degradation beyond all recognition bloody hands and bloody soul hold on tight there's hell on this road taken, stolen from my bed raped against a will not fed into the mouth of madness i tread until i find the hopes and fears torn from here to there and seered svelte and nimble hands well kept behind a back that tastes the belt licking flesh with razor wire feel the burn eternal fire rise up and bring me again to a point of mortal sin destroy my temple feed me you taste this aura faded blue drifting off to sleep remains the only solace 'til we meet again.
Simply Love
I couldn’t talk non stop; for after a while; the chords of my intricate throat started to hurt; and a gruesome hoarseness besieged my persona, I couldn’t walk non stop; for after a while; the soles of my feet started to ache; and the conglomerate of dreary bones in my body demanded celestial rest, I couldn’t write non stop; for after a while; my fingers swelled like a plump tomato; and the disdainful sweat on my palms started to drip obnoxiously on barren sheets of white paper, I couldn’t stare non stop; for after a while; my voluptuously soft cushion of lids fell down with a sigh; and the whites of my eye were desperate to get rid of the tumultuous stinging, I couldn’t eat non stop; for after a while; the tunnels of my stomach threatened to puke; and the buds of my tongue abhorrently repulsed the most exotic of taste, I couldn’t dance non stop; for after a while; the fantasy in my mind wholesomely subsided; and I inevitably collapsed on soil for my noctur
A Simple Game......
A simple game…. We check into a fancy hotel room. It has all the amenities, in-room hot tub, stocked bar, room service, movies, and plenty of room. We set up for the game. The rules are simple. One board (we use a Monopoly board), two playing pieces, two dice, and three bowls labeled his, hers, and actions to be taken. Of course, there is a pad and a pen, but I’ll get to that later. The object of the game is to have as much naughty fun as you can imagine. Each player will start on the starting line. Each will take turns rolling the dice. As each player moves down the street, a player that is passed by the other player must take off an item of clothing. This can only happen once per player per street (consider each side of the board a street, so there are only four streets in this game). We both have on plenty of clothes to make the game a little more interesting. You must also kiss your partner each time you remove a piece of clothing. The kiss must be a l
Simply Sweet
Zangy Comment Graphics There once was a time that I didn't believe in angels, but that has changed only because I have met some, and next to them I am nothing....If only I was with you, I would kiss you. If only I was beside you, I would embrace you tight. But since I'm far from you, I'll let the angels do it for me today ... but next time it will be my turn.....Angels are like people; they come and go, but the diffence is: angels make you glow.....I need you like roses need rain, you're an angel that takes away my pain.....I met an angel without wings, but his heart makes me fly...You are the sun in my winter sky, you are the hello in my goodbye. You are the stars shining down on me, you are everything I had hoped you would be. You are the arms wrapped around a hug, you are the pull when I need a little tug. You are the lips that feel my gentle touch, you are the one who loves me so much. You are the one who I come to for love, you are my angel sent from above. I need your love, I ne
Simply Devine♥
"All good things come to an end." I never thought graduation would come so soon till it hit me two days ago when we were picking up our cap and gowns. It's finally here, we're finally done with EVERYTHING. Anxious, excited, petrified and at the same time depressing..the kind you'd feel right before your wedding. These are the people that got me through 4 years at the s'wood..4 LONGGG years. All the laughs we've had, all the tears and heartbreaks we got through with each other. I'd be lying if I said I wouldn't have a single tear drop fall on my face on the day of graduation. I've met the most AMAZING people on earth and also made some enemies along the way but that's all behind me now. Nothing good ever comes from holding a grudge. It only produces wrinkles..yuck lol. People can talk all they want, just be happy they took that precious time of their life to gossip about you..feel special. Anyways, graduation is just 2 days away. And I'm sure I'm gonna have a full loaded camera after.
A Simple Observation
I have attemted to be nice...I have tried to see your side and you know what..your side is not for me! Morally, spiritually, or even by societys standards...I can not accept what you have done or are willing to do to keep the victims role in this situation. I will no longer be nice or polite with you or any other that decides to hurt another in this way. You will now see what you have missed out on and will miss in the future. I am worth more than the pain that I have felt...BUT, thank you...for what? For the pain and scars. Those scars are a reminder of how weak I had let myself get and how easy you caused them. The pain...the pain is a fire that I will use to move forward and take charge of MY life.. You will no longer keep ahold of the leash that you had for so long. The scars I will give you are simple ones...those will be on the hand that held the leash. And when you try and do this to another you will see those and you will be reminded of what you had. And how it finally las
~simply Me
If you take the time to walk the path of my soul, swim the raging ocean of my heart, and climb the looming walls of my mind, you may get a glimpse of me. Standing way out there in the distance with a puzzled look on my face, wondering how you managed to get so far, when so few have even bothered trying. Long, slow, agonizing strides will bring you to me. Look into my eyes. See what I have seen. Life...Love...Death. Listen to my voice and note that it's not just me you hear, but everyone who has touched me in my life. Don't judge me, just listen. Hear the sorrow, but don't dismiss the love. Touch my flesh, and feel how warm, soft and giving I can be, despite the cold gust you may have experienced when you first approached me. Look into my eyes again. Do you see me now? If you so choose, you may turn around, and take those long, slow, agonizing steps back down the path you previously traveled. You will have touched me, as I will have touched you. ~Jess~
Simple Moments
Simple Moments... I am a woman, who in the past, has always wondered how my future was going to turn out. I just wanted people to see that I had worth, I wanted to be loved, and respected. To be financially set, looking towards that future, and always wondering if I would ever reach those goals. I began to realize that it isn't the future I need to worry about, it is the moments, and when it comes to the moments in my life, I have been truly blessed. I have had my really good ones, the really bad ones and the in between ones, and it makes me realize that there would be no future without these moments. The moments that makes me smile and laugh, the moments with good friends, who love me and only want the best for me. The bad moments, where lessons had to be learned, even if it hurt and wounded, it was a lesson that needed to be taught. The in between moments where I am never quite sure what is going to happen, and those are the times of self doubt, and wonder. Moments of anxiety, p
Simpsons Season 10 Yes!!!!!
Here's the news that all the other simpsons fans including me will love. season 10 of the simpsons has a release date finaly! its will be released on August 7. some of the specs and extras have been announced. the 4-disc set, which contains 23 episodes from season 10 will sell for the suggested price of $49.98 US, or $69.98 CAN. Just Some of the specs are Commentary on most all the episodes and of coruse delete sences,a word from Matt Groening,Animatics,And many many more. well i hope this help some of us survie till the release.. Matthew ps if you want to know more please visit Also thank you tvshowsondvd for providing this information.:) I love that you provide us hard core tv show collectors with the info we so what and need. THANKS
Simply Beautiful
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She makes my life complete! She makes my life worth living! She makes my world a brighter place! She makes me smile on the darkest of days! She knows who she is!
homer simpson lines Classic Lines from Homer Simpson "I think Smithers picked me because of my motivational skills. Everyone says they have to work a lot harder when I'm around." Bart: That's a hitch-hiker, Homer. Homer: Ooh, let's pick him up! Marge: No! What if he's crazy? Homer: And what if he's not? Then we'd look like idiots. "I saw this in a movie about a bus that had to speed around a city, keeping its speed over fifty, and if it's speed dropped, it would explode! I think it was called 'The Bus that Couldn't Slow Down.'" "Stealing? How could you?! Haven't you learned anything from that guy who gives those sermons at church? Captain what's-his-name? We live in a society of laws. Why do you think I took you to all those Police Academy movies? For fun? Well, I didn't hear anybody laughing, did you?" [Homer wrecks his car and has to explain it to the insurance guy.] Insurance Guy: O.K, now before I give you the check, I have just one more question. That
8 Simple Steps
"Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off your goal." ~ Hannah More 1. Release all concern for what others think of you. (especially family, friends, co-workers and people you do not even know!) 2. Send LOVE towards every car, tree, thing, and person you see. Give love everywhere you go by opening your heart when you consciously see anything. 3. Be totally honest and true to your every word. Follow through with everything you say you are going to do. 4. Be conscious, present and aware of this full experience of your life right now. 5. Make time to connect with the Universe by being still and meditating from the ever-present pure awareness inside you now. 6. Surrender to your inner-most being. Find the deepest Source of stillness inside and nestle into this wonderous inner core. 7. Feel free to think, say and do anything you want! It will awaken an infinite power, awareness and Universal knowledge inside you. 8. Ful
Simple Thoughts Of A Complicated Mind.
Laying in your arms My head on your chest Every heartbeat I could hear my name Each syllable being pounded out Look into your eyes and I see All I have ever dreamed of Feelings of disbelief that this could be real Everything thing I’ve ever thought of The man of my dreams Sitting up in a sweat Tears streaming down my face It all was just a dream Back to reality I face Hopes and dreams shattered The blink of an eye you were there In half that time you were gone I thought it would be forever Truly madly deeply You used to tell me You were just as happy as me Because of your past You chose to give up your future My future determined When you gave up yours What we could have been Just a fantasy Our choices have paved our roads Separately the paths they lead Maybe one day they will meet again You gave me the love I’ve always dreamed You are what I strive for in my life Your nothing but a dream to me Walk Away I wanted you more then anything
A Simple Prayer..
Jesus had no servants, yet they called Him Master. Had no degree, yet they called Him Teacher. Had no medicines, yet they called Him Healer. Had no army, yet kings feared Him.. He won no military battles, yet He conquered the world. He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him. He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today. Feel honored to serve such a Leader who loves us. If you believe in God and in Jesus Christ His Son..send this to all on your Buddy list..if not just ignore..In the Bible, Jesus says..."If you deny me Before man, I will deny you before my Father in Heaven." GOD BLESS YOU ALL Subject: A simple prayer Relax your mind and humble your heart to focus on Christ. Allow God to be the only person on your mind while you read this prayer. If we can take the time to read long jokes, stories, etc., we should give the same respect to this prayer. Friends, who pray together, stay together. If you pray this prayer, change the number.
A Simple Path
An incomplete thought or two... I have been parroting something Chuck Palahniuk said a few years ago for quite some time. For those without a great deal of money or political power, the only way to effect social change is to write the stories, paint the pictures and make the music; present to the world at large a vision of what you believe the world can become. Further... Please do not tell me what a dystopian society is without giving me vision as to what society can become. I have already read "Animal Farm", "1984", and "A Brave New World". Give me "Anthem", dammit. This is not the "Beginning of the End", this is the "Beginning of History"; the End is not nigh, the Beginning is. While the American government has spent the last seven years consolidating power and (effectively turning this country into a socialist regime by definition) and controlling spin with a cooperative media, technology has afforded other voices the power and opportunity to give all sides to the story.
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ENJOY!!! TAY I never asked to be born italian, I was just blessed by it. Because we can't all be Italian, just the lucky ones are blessed with the gift. "Being Italian, is not just your heritage. It's your way of being, your attitude, it's what makes you proud." THE REASONS ITALIANS ARE THE BEST: 1. Italians are the greatest lovers 2. Italians are the greatest kissers 3. Italians make the best wise guys 4. Nobody loves their mamma like an italian 5. Italians are without a doubt the best looking people 6. It took an italian like Columbus to discover America 7. No one cooks finer cuisine than the italians 8. The Pope lives in italy 9. Italians have the toughest godfathers 10. Pacino, Brando, Scorsese, Parlanti, De Maggio, Pavarotti, Carollo, Mannino, Mario C and Pesci, they're all Italian 11. No nationality is more "jocked" then italians 12. The reason for the fact above is the italians are the loudest and the most funniest people around 13. Italians have the only ch
Simply Beautiful Bulletin
Bwahhh....hahahaaaa...hahahaaaaaaa..... ChunkyAdd to My Profile | More Videos Turn On Volumethey'd always have funthey'd go to the beach hold hands and collect shells and make sand castles even though they were young this was a start of somthing new but one day after mandy's 6th birthday billy came up to her and said will you be my girlfriend and she agreed they sat there by the pond and they promised Forever.they hugged they kissed and their mom and dad's knew they were perfect.everyday as they grew older their love kept growing strongerthey became teenagers and they were loving better than everthey spent their summers togetherthey had sleepovers and they were the best of freinds and loversthey loved everywhere .even if they were miles apartit was perfect. years past and passed and they got married
Simple Things
Simply Melissa....
Well, it wasn't bad enough that I lost my best friend of almost 20 years to Hurricane Katrina, but now, 3 days before the anniversary of her death, her 16 yr old daughter was killed in a auto accident. I got the news last night of what happened earlier that day. Three in the truck, NONE wearing seatbelts. All thrown from the truck. My best friend's daughter died at the scene. Her friend lost a leg. And the third, a boy, I'm not real sure what happened to him but I think he survived. This girl was like my own. I was there from the time she was born till the time she died. ::small grin of a memory:: She used to call me her Aunt Mel and told me she couldn't go see The Passion of the Christ cuz it was all in Hebrew. WTF is wrong with these teenagers that they think they're invincible?? Her mother ALWAYS made her wear a seatbelt. Did she think she could just stop since her mom is no longer here?? It's been 2 yrs since my friend's death and I haven't even grieved yet. I'm still numb over it.
Simple & Powerful
Simple & Powerful This is true...makes you think A mother asked President ... "Why did my son have to die in Iraq?" A mother asked President ... "Why did my son have to die in Saudi Arabia?" A mother asked President ... "Why did my son have to die in Kuwait?" Another mother asked President ... "Why did my son have to die in Vietnam?" Another mother asked President ... "Why did my son have to die in Korea?" Another mother asked President ... "Why did my son have to die on Iwo Jima?" Another mother asked President ... "Why did my son have to die on a battlefield on a field in France?" Yet another mother asked President ... "Why did my son have to die at Gettysburg?" And yet another mother asked President ... "Why did my son have to die on a frozen field near Valley Forge?" Then long, long ago, a mother asked... "Heavenly Father ... why did my Son have to die on a cross outside of Jerusalem ?" The answer is the same ... "So that others ma
Simply Awsome
Simple Thoughts
Some people are special and stay in your heart Even if the years keep you apart A connection was made and how it’s not known But when you reunite it’s easily shown Years go by and there’s not a word But a call comes through just like a bird Nothing has changed between us you see I’ve been thinking about you and you of me So much in common but different somehow We’ve always been close and more so now You are good and I am too We’re back together, simple but true Everything’s different but we are the same The loses we share but we’re not to blame I love you my friend you now it’s true Together we will help make it through I’m happy for you and you for me Life is what makes us what we should be So live for the best and be happy you see Because that’s how they would expect it to be Thomas Vern Ellison Jr. 08/31/07
The Simpsons
Swing low, sweet chariot Comin' for to carry me home Swing low, sweet chariot Comin' for to carry me home I looked over Jordan and what did I see Comin' for to carry me home A band of angels comin' after me Comin' for to carry me home Swing low, sweet chariot Comin' for to carry me home Homer: Are you saying you're never going to eat any animal again? What about bacon? Lisa: No. Homer: Ham? Lisa: No. Homer: Pork chops? Lisa: Dad, those all come from the same animal. Homer: Heh heh heh. Ooh, yeah, right, Lisa. A wonderful, magical animal. Homer: Son, a woman is like a beer. They smell good, they look good, you'd step over your own mother just to get one! But you can't stop at one. You wanna drink another woman!
Simple Things
Thanks to my special friend for reminding me about the SIMPLE THINGS.... You can hear this song on my home page, but here are the words.... "Simple Things" [Verse 1:] How Do You Explain This Funny Feeling Deep Inside Makes Me Smile When I'm Lonely - Comforts Me When I'm Sad (How Do You) Explain This Sweet Sweet Smile On My Face That Just Keeps (Getting Better) With Each Passing Day For So (Long) I Didn't (Know) I Was Searching In All The Wrong Places [Chorus:] (Thinking If I) Spent More Money Than I Could (If I) Worked Harder Than I Should Always Having Friends To Feel Good (I'd Be Happier) Loosing My Breath In The Hustle Just Stressin' Over Nuthin' Forgetting The Real Joys That Lie - In The Simple Things [Verse 2:] How Do You Explain When There?S More Month @ The End (Of The Money) Your Situations Tells (You To Worry) But You See The Flowers In Bloom (How Do You) Explain The Soft Caress On Your Face That Tells You It?Ll Get Better With Eac
Simpliy Intoxicating!
Man, getting the "word out" about is ROUGH. I did it for naplesplus - and it's all over the web. I did it for NeighborHelp Referrals' Affordable Trapping, and we get TONS of calls when someone needs trapping. But Naples nerds --- man, this is going to be tricky. It's a subgenre of people in an area where beautiful and popular are considered important. It's getting ppl out of the woodwork. I could have made a generic forum, but I thought, "No, no, go with something YOU would enjoy". I think it'll work out, but it'll just take some time. I have faith in the software, faith in the "process". Part of my problem is lacking "real friends" in Naples, FL, otherwise they could get it going for me. Part of the problem IS that I have many acquaintances but none of whom would consider themselves nerds, geeks - maybe misfits but that's about it. "my kind of people" is always hard to find, no matter where I'm at!! Ken, webmaster of naples nerds ( "Don'
Simple Ramblings Of A Cuntess
Simple Sex Scenes
Here is a simple sex scene i described to a member that she like so much she save it as one of her blogs tell me what you think.. lay you back on the couch with you legs around my shoulders as i slowly eat you pussy taking my middle and index finger and rubbing your clit while my tongue and thumb run the inside wall of you pussy you legs tighten and you body starts to shack as the orgasmic climax builds deep inside you all of a sudden i slip my tongue into your ass and it trigers you orgasm and you love juices flood my face ,neck and chest i slide up your body and slowy nibble up your neck you can feel the head of hard cock press its way into you hot body the pressure of my cock inside of you trigers another orgasm and you scream and crawl my back i dont know sounds like you like trhe blog and if so her is one just for you.. i guess i would start off by nibbling around you neck and behind your ears letting my fingers stroke the back of you neck. you can
Simply Me
Im no cinderella waiting for my prince. I wont sit around waiting to see if one really exists. Im putting my self out there to see what i may find. Im just looking for someone a man who is truely kind. Are you the one im looking for the man i want for life. If you are honest and sweet then you already may be sweeping me off my feet. not just any guy will do i want someone full of compassion someone who is true. Im no cinderella waiting for my prince but you never know if you capture my heart i just might call you this. Michelle Elston I swim in a sea of confusion, it thrashes all around me, with each splash i feel more lost, waiting and wanting to be free, i start feeling weaker and weaker, with each stroke i take, im sinking deeper and deeper, how will i make it? what will it take? as i start to go under the confusion sets in, im lost in an unusual state, longing and waiting wondering what will be my fate? a hand reaches in, slowly pulling me
9 Simple Questions Can Tell Who You Are>>>
Don't cheat, If you are honest, this tells the truth.. It's pretty good. Write your answers on a piece of paper, and NO cheating!! The answers are at the bottom. 1. Which is your favorite color out of: red, black, blue, green, or yellow? 2. Your first initial? 3. Your month of birth? 4. Which color do you like more, black or white? 5. Name of a person of the same sex as yours. 6. Your favorite number? 7. Do you like Flying or Driving more? 8. Do you like a lake or the ocean more? 9. Write down a wish (a realistic one). When you're done, scroll down. (Don't cheat!) Answers 1. If you choose: Red - You are alert and your life is full of love. Black - You are conservative and aggressive. Green - Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back. Blue - You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you love. Yellow - You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down. 2. If your initial is
Simple Words Ring Through My Head
simple words ring through my head. "what color babygirl" a simple "green" escapes my lips with another kiss of the whip then a pause i know She is close. her scent filling the air around me. then her touch across the redden flesh sending shivers up my spine. simple words ring through my head "what color babygirl" a simple "green" passes my lips with another kiss of the whip the smoothness ran across my skin sending me further and further into the clouds a pause feeling like hours then another crack of the whip feeling the heat radiate from my bare bottom. simple words ring through my head. "what color babygirl" a simple "green" passes my lips as a stream of cold runs across my skin leaving me breathless. ice leaving trails of water along my skin the restrains pull a moan passes my lips floating hi through the clouds Her words ring through my head "good girl" the restrains are removed i slip off riding the wave of ecstasy inspired by the poem "A secne"
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Simplicity To Complex
There's simplicity to complex; A square is what I need; To look through at our friendship; And all our woes indeed; As I like you; And you like me; And all the world should Gladly see; That things are not so complex this calls 4 simplicity; I like you; Is not enough; And though I'm strong Then weak then tough; I cannot fight the walls You see; You howl directly up at me; I can't chase a man whose running Or grind him to a halt; Or break my tearful breaking heart, With someone whose a wont; I can't deal with all your maybe's And your there's but never here's, I can't deal with all your halfway points From no man's land to here; I don't like my pentagons; Or striving through red seas; I can't climb your stupid mountains With you not next to me; I'm not crazy bout heptagons; They kind of get me vexed; That things so small and minor Become big things so complexed; I guess, it pained to see; You weren't that into me.
Simple Rules
I am here to apologize for the entire male race. All of the lovely ladies whom come to this paly and are treated badly I am sorry. I am sorry that men are horrible and immature. I am sorry that they cant understand your feeling and that your desires are greater than your crotch. So forgive all men for me...If you cant then message me and I will make you smile and forget those jerks. I love it when people try dry hump your leg whe nyour new to any chat area. Why cant people just say hi and not go form zero to sexin 3 seconds? I have met this wonderfully delightful lady. I know her as Jadzia. She is kind and most importantly she understands my feelings. i spent months searching online for a suitable lady to just speak with. To flirt, but not to get so out of hand I need to wash my fingers from the dirty Cyber. There is a time and a place, I will admit that. I hope for the best in the future as we get to know each other. We have our boundries and we respect them fully.
Simply Me
Well today has been a downer. Its all over-cast skys and rainy... so I've been stuck up here in the apartment. I've been bored all day, watching T.V. and surfing the great fubar. I really need to get a job around here, but it seems anywhere i put in an applacation there is a waiting list from hell or something. I miss Ohio like crazy and can't wait to get back home, only 8 more months! Christmas is almost here and money issues are coming up and it is just depressing. If I had a job it would be easer. A shitty Christmas is seriously the worse. But I have my friends here so it won't be as bad but issue after issue... damn money. I guess I just needed this off my chest. I just want to get a job and start bringing in some more money, but sadly that out look, looks pretty grim. So if anyone has any advice I would love to hear it. Okay see you all later. Army Angel
Simplicity In Thought
The earth owns my body...God owns my soul ... My heart is all I have left to offer . Have any glue? Normal what exactly is normal. Normal - Conforming to the standard or the common type. Is it not the "ideal" that my character stand out from the "norm" masses. What box does anyone fit in. Who was the bases of this "common type". Conforming to "what everyone else is doing". Isn't that what we teach our children Not to do. If he jumped off the cliff..Would you? Another meaning.. normal - approximately average in any psychological trait , as intelligence , personality , or emotional adjustment. ....To be free from any mental disorder , SANE Well there you go Doc. I'm not normal unless you compare me to , 5.7% of the 100 people. In and outta of your office a day. You have managed to place me in a box of "normality" where society has failed. Congrats! I hate you! but once again I'm back in the "norm" b/c feelings of anger animosity or..HATE. Are text book classifications
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*simply Me*
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I HATE peanut butter 2. I eat extremely healthy 3. I drink only Pepsi 4. Me elbows are double jointed *yes they are* lol 5. I have a medicinal background; yet majored in Criminal Justice. 6. Prior to college - I on'y completed up to 6th grage and read my Moms college books; and scored a 274 on my GED. Ranking highest in Math and Science... *truth* 7. I am full of piss and vingear; yet I taste really good!!! :P 8. I don't have a mean bone in my body. 9. I can fake accents extremely well. 10. I'm the only person in my immediate family who has never battled addiction of any kind. People I'd lik
Here's the follow up to part one heres a song i wrote and it explains it better its called "Simply" Ive made it so hard on myself turning my back on how you felt seeing a lie that led me on leaving a love that did no wrong thats what it took for me to say that you simply love despite all the stupid things i've done its hard to remember that you simply love even though I know not what ive done I tried to do this all on my own not thinking once of what you've shown all that I've done has blinded me to everything that you have for me I want you to know that i finally see that you simply love despite all the stupid things i've done its hard to remember that you simply love even though I know not what ive done I dont know why i cant understand I dont know why i cant comprehend I dont know why i cant understand that you simply love despite all the stupid things i've done its hard to remember that you simply love even though I know not what ive done you simply love
Simply Nothing
soon you will know why you are afraid, afraid of the dark. soon you will know why you fear the night. in this life there is no light. the only thing that you fear, is the darkness in sight. swallow you it will, no reason to fight. these demons always seem to take flight. no matter what, they always do it outta spite. always there, always outta sight. twisted yet foul, but somehow always right. sittin here alone in the dark. lost in the shadows of my mynd. in the darkness of what ive become. tearin me apart, killin me from the inside. what pride i once had, it jus withered away and jus died. up insideit has gone. layed to waste what was destroyed. wasted and abused, my life more and more confussed. im a nothing, im a nobody. jus wish my life would amount to something.wish my life, i was a somebody, evern if i was jus anybody.yet i still lay here, a fucking nobody. something ive always been, will always be. Richard ~Kindred @ Broken Heart~ 15 FEB 08
Simple Giveaway
i am going to host a simple giveaway with small prizes 1 month vip is 15,000 comments 7 day blast 15,000 comments 3 day blast 10,000 comments 1 day blast 5,00 comments all rates count as 5 comments!! message me if you want to join!!
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Simple Pain
Pain is my pleasure, Pleasure is My pain, the things they do , the things they say drive me insane, all I know is in one simple breath, what I could wish for is death, but upon my life, i have stricken a promise, and never do it with a knife, completely untouched mind, is the stress i leave behind, from what i can see, I will stand tall ME and Only ME!!!! Rate if you wish, but please comment.....
4 Simple Words That No1 Says
if you've noticed from my pics, karm got the new gta last night. she freakin waitin in line for about a hour.ofcourse i laughed at her until she reminded me how long i standed (stood) in line when the new star wars movie came out ( yea I'm a dork lol ) any way, here's the cheats i've found online so far. so if you have the game go kill some mother fuckers!!!!!!!!!!!! We have cheats!!! Both work for PS3 and Xbox 360!! Dial all cheats into Niko's cell phone: Health 482-555-0100 Armor 362-555-0100 Weapons #1 (Baseball Bat, Handgun, Shotgun, MP5, M4, Sniper Rifle, RPG, Grenades.) 486-555-0100 Weapons #2 (Knife, Molotovs, Handgun, Shotgun, Uzi, AK47, Sniper Rifle, RPG) 486-555-0150 Remove Wanted Level (Blocks achievement "Walked free" 267-555-0100 Raise Wanted Level 267-555-0150 Change Weather/Brightness 468-555-0100 Spawn Annihilator 359-555-0100 Spawn Jetmax 938-555-0100 Spawn NRG-900 625-555-0100 Spawn Sanchez 625-555-
Simply Amazing
I'm in tears at the moment... THANK YOU ALL SO MUCH!!!!!!!!! I want too thank you all over and over again for all the love you are showing too me. I have met some wonderful people on Fubar. You have truely all touched my life in one way or another. I never imagined the love that you are all showing too me. Thank you all for coming into my life and making my days on Fubar exciting. All of you give of yourself day in and day out for others and not many ask for anything in return... Too all of you thank you from the bottom of my heart. I'm honored too call all of you great friends.. A very Special thank you to Gary and WildCat for your friendship,your love and for doing this for me. I will be doing my best too return all the love you all are showing too me. Many smiles Much Love too all of you .... BooBoo ♥ BooBoo ♥ Founder of Shadow Levelers.Owned by Gary@ fubar
Simple Question
If ever I should wake beside you in the morning and our faces meet in the dawning light will you turn your head in regret and shame or sweetly remember a passionate night A man and a woman seeking solace and comfort in the warm embrace of a lover and friend a moment of ardor this trice of abandon will it shatter our lives or will desire transcend Idle thoughts on a restless day like the pages of life the wind carries astray
A Simple Little Thought For You
Simpicity Of The Solumn
Finding yourself in a mood of the solumn, After you feel as if your soaring in the World of Hearts.. Unsure of what layes ahead of you, scared an afraid of will happen if you do an won't happen if you don't.. Your heart wide open an easily to touch, scared of bruises that may or may not form.. Your mind is restless, your feelings in an uproar, trying to deal with an insecurity of the past but knowing you must move on into today.. Knowing you are taking the chance to open for pain again, but also knowing you could find true love.. In the hearts of hearts, the love of destiny, you sit in solumn trying to face your fears.. Is it to good to be true? Should I follow my heart? Should I soar within? Should I take the chance to be burned again? With all these questions at hand, I sit here solumnly staring into my soul.. Telling myself, you know wich way to go.. take the chance, your destiny is at hand, the worst that could happen is your heart will bruised again..
A Simple Favor Please?
Do you like to cuddle?It's something that I've become addicted to over the years, and if its the middle of the summertime I'll pay for the extra electricity to keep it cold enough for its necessityWho has the ability to hurt you the most emotionally?My daughter, because like me she has the inate ability to shoot from the hip with deadly accuracy at timesDo you cry easily?No, but I've noticed that since 40 its nowhere near as difficult as it once was.  Call it manopause *shrugs*Has the last person you kissed ever made you cry?Yes. Ever cried while you were on the phone with that person?No.Are you excited for anything?I live in a village of 300 people......We get excited when someone's raking their leaves next door.How are you feeling right now?Zombiish but improving.What are you doing right now?Wondering why I copied this quiz from Boo - was cute when she did it?What should you be doing right now?Earning what my company pays me to do.......ooopsAre you worried about anything right now?M
I like my life the way it is. Noncomplicated and drama free. I am no longer searching for anyone to "complete me". Friends and family keep me smiling and the few friends I have are important to me. I like my life,simple and noncomplicated. There have been too many people in my life lately wanting me to see things in a different light. I like the way I see things. I have decided that when I move,those that know me best,talk to me on a regular basis,are the only ones I need to let know where I am and how I am doing. People come and go in my life for a reason and I am glad some of them go....
The Simplest Pleasure!!!
They say it lies simply in the eye Of the one whos view espies Yet truth be told it's your to hold And without you it withers and dies In you it finds meaning and consequence A purpose true and bold Where others aspire to gain it's eye You've retained it at no expense The amazing fact remains to me How easily you hold it in check Where to some it remains a commodity To you it's just a simple fact So to you who makes it effortless To keep its secrets your sacred duty My worship I give so tireless For you are the Goddess of BEAUTY   Desire Divine Hours spent in it Yet still no understanding of it A lifetime spent in search of it Yet no recognition shown when found Nights spent in dream of it Yet grasp escapes in the waking hours Vowing to hold it tight when found Yet allowing it to blow away with the wind Chasing it relentlessly Yet turning away before the race is won Professing to understand it Yet unable to explain it Swearing your done with it Yet jumping back into it Being so afra
Simple Thoughts Of A Dieing Mind
Heros: Do they honestly exist? Within the dieing moments of ones fragile it the hero's that we remember? People come and go through your life, leaving pieces of themselves. Likened to the rocks n seashells brought up from the bottom of the Ocean by the crashing waves. We walk along choosing and picking the special ones, carrying them with us as we traverse the vast stretch of sand. Sometimes we get beat down by the rays of the sun so much, that we loose sight of the beauty that lays before us. Leaving the most precious of gem's upon the sand for another to find. Was it a mistake, an over thought?? No, it just wasn't the day to be able to see, what was given from heaven to me. Heaven holds my only Hero. Only he can break the chains that tie down this Unforsaken Angel to this earthly plane. He created the diamond to be unbreakable. Yet, without the crafter's hands, the diamond looks more like a rock. Comb the beach slowly, don't let those "diamonds" slip through. It co
The Simple Thing People Say
Has Anyone Ever Told You, Just How Special You Are The Light that You Emit Might even Light a Star Did Anyone Ever Tell You How Important You Make Others Feel Somebody out here is Smiling About Love that is so Real Did Anyone Ever Tell You that Many Times When They were Sad Your E-mail made Them Smile a bit In Fact It made Them Glad For the Time You Spend Sending Things And Sharing whatever You Find There are No Words to Thank You But Somebody, Thinks You're Fine Did Anyone Ever Tell You Just How Much They Like You Well, My Dearest Friend Today I am Telling You I HOPE I GET THIS BACK I believe that without a friend you are missing out on a lot!!! Don't be confused by friends and acquaintances, there is a difference I consider you a FRIEND ! KNOW THAT YOU ARE LOVED ! IF YOU WAKE UP IN A RED ROOM WITH NO WINDOWS OR DOORS................DONT PANIC YOU ARE IN MY HEART." I Love My FRIENDS!
Simply Dee~
Simple Fact
On television today a Democratic operative pointed out that when Obama holds a rally 25-30,000 people show up, whereas when McCain holds one he only draws 10-15,000. The Republican spokesman replied, "That's because McCain's supporters are at work."
The Simplest Of Things~
Simple Words...
there r alays 2 sides to a storey and sometimes even a 3rd... b4 u criticize and judge a person always listen to to all sides... and please ...b4 u open ur mouth and sream the loudest... always b willing to stop and listen to criticism that comes your way b4 u criticize others
A Simple Diet That Works Great.
A SIMPLE DIET THAT WORKS The reader needs to keep in mind that I have a relatively small frame (I'm 5'-6" tall) and I have a fairly normal build, but have been just a bit paunchy for around 28 or 29 years. Even strenuous physical work and exercise never seemed to take it off. I was not heavy enough or even disciplined enough for any of the popular weight-loss programs. I weighed 172 pounds in May. With this diet I lost about 2 pounds a week until I reached my present weight--158 pounds, and my energy level never decreased--in fact, it went up. I have rather puffy eyes, like Bill Clinton and J.F.K., and the bags under them decreased in size. All of that changed this past summer. I had been in a funk regarding relationships, and I met someone who really sparked my interest in a huge way. She was 49, and built like a really buff female athlete, yet totally feminine. Her job was not physically strenuous, though I'm sure it creates enormous stress. She worked
Simply Me
Warning: Kinda Religious, if you can’t relate better not read. I was diagnosed with Typhoid Fever when I was confined in the hospital last November 17. We all know that typhoid is a very dangerous disease and could lead to death when left unattended. I was suffering from headache and high fever 3 days before I was confined. I just prayed to God and left everything in His hands. I am a Roman Catholic and I was raised in a Catholic School since Kindergarten until College. But I can say I am not that religious. I don’t go to church often and I don’t pray often. What's important to me is that I do believe in My Creator and I have faith in Him. I was so weak that time that I can’t stand up or eat. I was just praying and hoping that I would be better soon. I was given antibiotics that day and at around 3 am of November 18, I woke up feeling hungry and I realized I was feeling better. I was discharged the next day. I really thank God on hearing my prayers. I’m giving back the glory to Hi
A Simple Poem To Live By
For Long You Live, And High You Fly, Smiles You'll Give, And Tears You'll Cry, All You Touch, And All You See, Is All Your Life Will Ever Be!!!
Simple Things
In this crazy world that we live in today, I often find myself frustrated and cursing myself for the things that I don't have money for or energy for. I am very hard on myself and quite the perfectionist. Sometimes I feel like the people who matter most to me are left to wonder if they are good enough or unsure of their place in my life. Hopefully this blog will communicate what I sometimes cannot when the stress and anxiety of life get in the way of what I hope to say through my actions. To me it's the simple things in life that make it worth getting up every day. It is so easy to get discouraged by the things that you don't have, like money, material things, and time. I wish I could make more hours in the day so I could do everything I need to without having to rush from place to place. But the one thing I wish I had more of is energy and physical strength. My challenges physically make it difficult for me to keep going when there is still so much to be done. I am forced to pace
A Simple Word
Ok Ive gone in another auction wanna own this island goodness just click on the link below much love Milk & Honey Ok this is just a it so hard for someone to say thankyou on here....LeT me explain.. I love to bling people and actually I do it randomly sometimes like when I see someone close to levelling Ill bling...( rating is not my thing)..and most send me a msg saying ty thats all I would expect.. I do not bling to get something in return just a ty, so why is it that a few on my friends list cant be polite....I was brought up with manners I guess I cant say the same for others..anyway thats my rant....have a great day...
Simple Poetry
Just from me to you Misconstrued feelings kept us at bay It felt like ages that it stayed that way. One by one those feelings diminished, and then I found the truth. A person of elegance, kindness and grace came to view. Never before had I felt this connection. It fills me with sadness that it started that way. Your acceptance of me is something uncommon. So unusual in fact. Shared thoughts, shared views So familiar in direction Is it you, is it me There seems no distinction. To understand another in such a complete way, Allows others judgment in not a nice way. A word from you after a hard day allows me to go further each day. Because you are my love, I know the joy that comes from feeling closer to someone than I've ever felt before. Because you are my love, I know the passion of wanting to share everything I have, everything I am with you and only you. Because you are my friend, I know that I can count on you to hold my hand through the rough times
Simply Bs!
These are blog entries posted by one of the Fakes on this Site.....I wanted to include them here for those that have tried to bust her and ended up blocked. "He" has been given countless blasts and bling and has over 200 crushes by poor guys that don't take the time to do a little diggin' or ask why she doesn't have one stupid salute! UGH! People frustrate me! I’m a trainer for a large company and the classes vary from new hires to additional training for present personnel. This week a new class started for new hires in our customer service department. The age range for this group ranged from 20’s to about 40’s of guys and gals. Upon completion of training they were assigned work schedules. Bobbi, one of the new hires asked if I could adjust her schedule due to college courses. Told her this can be worked out and to come to my office later today. As she left, her boobs brushed against my arm and she gave me a big smile. Bobbi was one sharp looking gal and put togeth
Simply Amazed
As I am new to this type of webspace and working hard to understand the ins and outs of what goes on here, I have had the pleasure of meeting some really fantastic folks. Though my internet access is somewhat limited and hard to browse through, I have noted that many of the folks on here have special sections and areas for the troops overseas. As I am one of the troops overseas I want to send out a very heartfelt thankyou to all that have shown us the love and support that we have needed to carry on. I have had the joy of meeting new friends here and hope to encounter many more as time goes. I enjoy conversing with all types of folks, and try not to make things too serious. I look forward to getting back to a real internet operation soon so I can continue to meet the outstanding people here. And once again speaking on behalf of all my brother and sisters in the Armed Forces....THANK YOU FOR YOUR SUPPORT!
Simple Thank You
is it really that hard to say thank you? i thought it was a common courtesy! BLAH! PMS Comments And Graphics
A Simple Poem
Simply Me
When the visions around you, Bring tears to your eyes And all that surround you, Are secrets and lies I'll be your strength, I'll give you hope, Keeping your faith when it's gone The one you should call, Was standing here all along.. And I will take You in my arms And hold you right where you belong Till the day my life is through This I promise you This I promise you I've loved you forever, In lifetimes before And I promise you never... Will you hurt anymore I give you my word I give you my heart (give you my heart) This is a battle we've won And with this vow, Forever has now begun... Just close your eyes (close your eyes) Each loving day (each loving day) I know this feeling won't go away (no..) Till the day my life is through This I promise you.. This I promise you.. Over and over I fall (over and over I fall) When I hear you call Without you in my life baby I just wouldn't be living at all... And I will take (I will take you in my arms)
Simple Man
I ain't nothing but a simple man Call me a redneck, I reckon that I am But there's things goin' on that make me mad down to the core I have to work like a dog to make ends meet There's crooked politicians and crime in the street And I'm madder than hell and I ain't gonna take it no more We tell our kids to just say no And then some panty waist judge lets a drug dealer go And he slaps him on the wrist and he turns him back out on the town Well, if I had my way with people sellin' dope I'd take a big tall tree and a short piece of rope And hang 'em up high and let 'em swing till the sun goes down Chorus: Well you know what's wrong with the world today People done gone and put their Bibles away There livin' by law of the jungle not the law of the land Well the good book says it, so I know it's the truth An eye for an eye and a tooth for a tooth You'd better watch where you go And remember where you've been That's the way I see it I'm a simple man Now, I'm the kind
Simple Man
could you look in my eyes n know what i was thinkin, could you love me when i did things that hurt you,when i told you to go away,would you hold on to me tight n say no. would you move with me anywhere with no money in my pocket n still be by my side. can you can you beleive in me when i didnt beleive in myself.will you let me fight for you,even though i know you can take care of yourself.would you listen to me ramble on and still find me endeering.could you know that theres no way you could take away the pain in my heart but still find a way to ease it.can can i listen to you while i look in your eyes for hours,can i open every door for you.can i kiss you underneath the missletoe, take you outside so you can throw snow balls at me... really hard lol.can i put a flower behind your ear n kiss you softley in the woods in the fall n let you throw pine cones at me. can we jump in the leaves in the fall n just laugh. can we make snow forts together n hide in them n kiss.can i watch you make
Simple Thoughts
Just a rant. I needed to vent and this is the proper place to do it. Don't like what I have to say? Deleted yourself from my list and wish yourself luck in finding another good friend.     I don't get it. This "filtered reality" we call the internet. Why is it, that we become members of a social site.....a place for meeting and interacting with people.....but then when you actually make a friend and a little hurt is exchanged unintentionally, people resort to the "Oh it's just the internet, it doesn't matter." Um....EARTH TO PEOPLE........the screen names and profiles on these social sites have ACTUAL PEOPLE behind them. People with feelings. Why is it because it's "the internet", people feel it's ok to just say anything they want.....things they wouldn't normally say in real life? Yes, I speak the truth......but sometimes when people can go too far. You really have no idea what that person behind the profile has been through in their life NOR can you assume that everyon
Simple And Plain And Poor
im not rich. im not sexy. im not smart. im poor. im plain. im not that bright. you won't find me with auto11s or cherrybombs active. i barely can afford VIP, but i can afford that little luxury. so if you are looking for a sugar daddy, its not me, im not even making $8/hr at work.
Simply Only A Poem
 Maybe one day!      Each day as we sit talking and chatting, I find myself starting to care even more. My mind stays racing when we are together, Yet I can not find just the right words to say. I get so tongue tied and knotted up inside, But am scared to leave for I might go hide. Wanting to know everything there is about you, The things you both like and truly dispise. Asling myself each evening we say goodbye, If any one such as yourself could ever like me. There is so many things I wish to express, Yet can not find the way to let them out. Maybe one day I shall not be scared any, To just simply say what you mean to me.            P.J. ...... 5/25/2013 ..... 2:18pm
Simply Joy
When I sleep... I dream,  simply joy.... I walk through life, simply with joy... When I hunger... I am consumed simply within the essense of joy... When Im exhausted from the days activity... I'm soothed simply within the  warmth of joy... I'm simply, completely in love with my girl, named.... Joy... I love you baby girl (the pink is for you) ~W.H.~   ~2009~  
Simple Complexity
thats right!! LIVE DJ Sets!!   thats right, via shoutcast, Simple Complexity can do a fully personized DJ set,you tell them what you want, if they don't have it, they will get it.and you can have your set personalized, fully interactive, no playlist, hand mixed and cut, recorded if you wish (for a small $5 cost)and it's as private as you want it.. just you or up to 6 friends as well.all you need iscomputer with speakerswinamp, itunes, etc.. any kind of streaming audio player (we reccomend winamp)paypal account / or credit card/debit card(optional, but very helpful) an IM compatible with Yahoo or Windows Live Messenger/MSN$40 will get you 4 hours... YES 4 HOURS (most DJ's charge that much just for 2 hours of crap music)check out for IM details.24/7 availability * , just IM ericdraven_00 on Yahoo messenger.* we reccomend checking the Simple Complexity MySpace and check the link to the Official Simple Complexty Calendar to check availablitly. Also, rea
A Simple Drive~
The look of her eyes as always caused me to become aroused, while we were driving down the highway. As she drove down the road I could feel the familiar pressure of my cock starting to press tightly against my jeans, causing a little discomfort. After a couple of miles of this I pulled my cock out and start to stroke it slowly. I see her eyes drift toward my moving hand and when she sees what's going on she gets a grin on her face, now attempting to drive and look at me stroking my cock. She reaches over and starts to gently play with my balls; I shiver and moan in response to her gentle manipulations still stoking my cock. Taking a finger she plays with the tip on my firm cock and getting her own finger cover in pre-cum sucks on it looking at me with that lustful sexy look on her face.We pull into the driveway and as she turns of the engine before she starts to help me stoke my cock. She then bends over and starts to lick the pre-cum off of the top of my now rock had cock; removing my
Simply Me
I am simply me. I am Ashley, a bubbly, fun, easy-going, carefree person. But then there are those times. I hAVe my bad days, bear with me. I have mood swings, but please dont swing back at me. I have times where nobody in the world can make me smile, but keep on trying. I am simply me. There are times when i want to cry, can you be there to lend me a shoulder? THere are times when i sit and think, will you give me advice, even if you think i am not listening? (cause i usually am.. even when you dont think i am.. but thats just ME) But the few keys to remember. No matter how sad i am, mean it seems like i can get. I am simply me. If i am a girl you like, keep on liking me. I wont be mad or sad forever. And you may be one of the people that can make me happy. I will always go back to the fun lovin, cares about everyone girl that i am. But most of all, will you be the one to hold me when i feel like my world is just a messy web of confusioin? Can you be there to hold me when the t
Simple Man
A Simple "thank You Note"
A gentle word like a spark of light, Illuminates my soul And as each sound goes deeper, It's YOU that makes me whole There is no corner, no dark place, YOUR LOVE cannot fill And if the world starts causing waves, It's your devotion that makes them still And yes you always speak to me, In sweet honesty and truth Your caring heart keeps out the rain, YOUR LOVE, the ultimate roof So thank you my Love for being there, For supporting me, my life I'll do the same for you, you know, My Beautiful, Darling Joy I love you, Joy Again, Thank you! ~W.H.  2009~
Simple Man
Simply Me
Entrenched in the thoughts of dark despair....What can be done to help prepare?....RIvers are growing, current so deep....Surrounded by canyons and walls so steep...I try to fightit, my body is weak... Czatching my breathe, unable to speak.... As i push forward, distractions come clear... Uncovering thing I've learned to fear... Pressing issues, this rain can't last long.... Amazed how long I have been so strong....Can I take on more water to reach my dry land?.... Someplace in the sunlight where I can stand?.... Leave behind all those torments of loosiing my path... Pull away all the thing to feel my own wrath....Basking in my essence, find my true glow.... Bury that past, so too never show...........Eric Garcia...Copyright ©2009 .........Smoke and Mirrors......... Arising in thought, my judgment disguised..... Smoke covered mirrors, deep hidden lies..... When will I give into my own true appeal?..... Allow myself triumph or some room to heal..... Walking my days clouded in thought...
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Simple Adventure I am again writing about the lil adventures...most of which happen on mass transit..most days I adore people...yesterday was not entirely one of those days... So I go wait for the bus...which seemed to take 3 times as long as normal...get to parkrose transit a lil stoner red head kid find his way around on the buses and light rail system..ok 1 karma point..give a man who was obviously on something a lighter so he didnt have to keep askin everyone for a light... cool cool 2 karma points...the red line shows up I walk on get off at the Gateway transit center ...walk onto the pavement look around all the random people waiting...and there stands my daughters father...oh fun fun...he yells didn't expect to see you here...I respond with didnt expect to see you at all...(its been like 2 yrs) I go ahead and start towards the store which is right across 2 parking lots (basically) and I hear.. "There's the cunt that wont let me see my child."   Oh the things that we
*~*simply Me*~*
Aries Love, Sex and Relationships:   What it's like to date an Aries Woman: Dating an Aries never lacks excitement. She is hot-blooded, and forceful, so you had better be able to handle the heat! The Aries woman is for the person who likes an independent self-driven woman who can fend for herself and is not clingy and needy. An Aries woman requires freedom. For the Aries woman, the best part of the relationship is the beginning, then the spark is there and she is trying to catch you to be hers. She will find happiness in a long-term relationship because she enjoys sharing everything with her partner. She will not only have a romantic partner but a best friend too. She has a great need for love and passion but she will never let a man become the master, she considers her partner to be equal. Aries women are not for domineering men. She will be faithful but she expects the same in return. She can be jealous because she wants a man to give her all of his attention, "all o
Simply Devine
"May I Please have a moment of your precious time. And share a dream with you, that may just help you unwind. With this special message, a dream we will create. With magical abilities having both of our hearts, and souls at stake. Close your eyes for a moment being well aware. And let's dream of our biggest dreams if we only dare. We must believe this magic is truly happening, right now to us. Being very gentle and kind to our hearts, for it is only in ourselves we must trust. Allowing our imagination to begin stirring, while feeling the warmth of magic occurring. Believing with both of our hearts, that we know, one of our dreams will create a desiring spark. Now see your dream taking form, and give a smile .. the type of smile you haven't had in awhile! ... Are you smiling? ... Keep on smiling and reach deep within, and touch your soul so that one of us may win. Now keep believing and make your wish. ... The biggest wish that is on your list. ... Now after all of that, and reading all
Simple As That...
A Flower? Believe me. I try.   I own many a high heel. My 4" Franco Sartos are my favorite right now. They go well with my thigh clip.   I have shirts that are too tight. Skirts that are too short. And scars riddled here and there on my body.   I bask in MAC makeup and I enjoy Carolina Hererra 212 And my Crossbow.   I wear lip gloss I curl my hair and LOVE the Flying Arm Bar.   I can Pirouette Sing in First soprano and pick off a moving target from 385 yds.   Delicate? Hardly. I AM a flower of some sort. I'm just not sure if it's poisonous or not. I am me. So, here is my inner dialogue when I randomly rate pictures. *I wonder if he knows he has a chew stain on his tank top? *Really? Greasy hair, sweaty skin, and a tank top with the boobs coming out of the sides with a caption "Just me". You didn't have a better one to post? *Come on now! An over flowing ashtray, an empty 2 liter bottle of Mt. Dew and a stack of diapers????? I forgot you were even in
Simply Simple Random Rants
Hello LoveI wanted to write you a letter today. I wish to give you thankfulness for being within the gracile boundaries of my entire lifetime. Without you embracing the moments of my heart, I wouldn’t know the deep passions I have experienced. I would never have been opened to the visions of dreams. Without you I would never have experienced lovingness, I also would never have overcome the ache of my broken heart. I willingly will experience again just for you.Through you, I am a better person with all that you have introduced me to in all my times of need, and I am grateful for your selflessness. You are the breadth of my life force, the reasons I am with gratitude of tender mercies of your gifts in love.My life would never have been the same had you not touched me with the gifts of humility to know what it means to feel humbled. I am humbled within you, just as I am empowered to know you through the lessons of your virtue. The righteous paths you have chosen for me to encounter
Simply A Blog
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Simple Cooking
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Simply Facts
To Those Who Alter, Use, & Claim/Tag MY Copyrighted Pix as Your own... First of all Get an effin Life and Take Your OWN pix to toy with!!! The person(s) in the photos have every right to display them, but not to alter them. I honestly don't mind so much with Certain random photos, but there are certain sets in particular that were set and posed specifically for use in projects I concieved, designed and created. I've seen these photos altered, tagged, and displayed by SOMEBODY else trying to take credit for My work. Read it and weep - Stop altering My Work WITHOUT MY PERMISSION YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE, AND YOU DO NOT HAVE MY PERMISSION and Won't - EVER. I find it to be Very disrespectful to take my work and alter parts of it and then stick YOUR tag on it claiming it to be your own. I'm a Professional Photographer/Digital Imager, And the copyrights to the pix I Took are OWNED by Me - NOT the person(s) In the photos. I put a lot of work into some of the Photography and Graphics I've don
The Simple Things That Define My Life.
This is a great monologue I love to perform by Neil Gaiman, a wonderful author, I forget what its called per se? But here.“Have you ever been in love? Horrible isn't it? It makes you so vulnerable. It opens your chest and it opens up your heart and it means that someone can get inside you and mess you up. You build up all these defenses, you build up a whole suit of armor, so that nothing can hurt you, then one stupid person, no different from any other stupid person, wanders into your stupid life...You give them a piece of you. They didn't ask for it. They did something dumb one day, like kiss you or smile at you, and then your life isn't your own anymore. Love takes hostages. It gets inside you. It eats you out and leaves you crying in the darkness, so simple a phrase like 'maybe we should be just friends' turns into a glass splinter working its way into your heart. It hurts. Not just in the imagination. Not just in the mind. It's a soul-hurt, a real gets-inside-you-and-rips-yo
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Simply Me
I am 46 years old ( or young) and have gone thru a rough past year, but with hard work and strong support from my family and friends. I am now looking to the future with hope.  Inner strength was something i never knew i had, till i needed it. So when all seems hopeless look to your family and friends for help and Dig Deep into your soul and become a survivor just as i have.  To all who struggle and are depressed and without hope, Let me tell you that by never giving up on myself I came back from the gates of hell. If anyone needs someone to talk to or someone to listen, i will be here.
Simply Nothing
we are looking for something that has already found us we see nothing but death all round us when a candle burns at both ends how can you ever say you will be free again no were to excape no way to tell what real or fake this whole life must be a mistake were in madness is it ever said that we shell follow the dead when is it enough enough of the shit that makes us give up were in life is it ever writen that a man that a man can not speek his mind without being stricken stricken down like a dog and left to rot in the dence fog in time you will see the life that is mine no more happy no more free i have killed all thats true inside of me for you   i storm your body like a wave of thunder claping through the sky over and under dancing in the rain till life isnt the same i reach in for a gental kiss and you fall away like life dismissed sent me down to my personal hell now hate , pain and greed i live well my demons fly free at least now there not bound insid
Im i the only one aroused by the scent of a womans panties?
Simple Questions
    WHY do people--men or women--walk into your life as friends, endear themselves to you till you start to care for them probably more than you should until you start to act like a teenager with your first boyfriend or girlfriend, and then for some unknown reason basically turn their back on you as if you never existed? Don't they realize how MUCH you HURT from it, thinking you did or said something wrong to make them act that way? So, you make a fool of yourself by apologizing from sunup to sundown as if it WAS your fault, when in fact you did NOTHING wrong? Or, maybe you write a note, an email, or send a picture of something you know they like, only to find out it was ignored or even deleted?    Sometimes you see them depressed or sad over something, and you say silly things or send them goofy pictures trying to get them to smile or laugh, and your only "reward" is to be yelled at in return. Don't they ever SEE that you are sad or depressed, too? Or that your actions to make THEM f
Simple Man
Simple D/s Suggestions
 find pleasure, joy, and fulfillment from being submissive to another in a loving relationship.  I am not weak, or stupid. I am a strong woman, with firm views and a clear concept of what I want out of my life.  I do not serve out of shame or weakness, but out of pride and strength.  I look to my loving Master for guidance and protection, for never am I more complete than when he is with me.  I know that he will protect my body, my mind, and my soul with his strength and wisdom. He is everything to me, as I am everything to him.  His touch awakens me and his thoughts free me. Only in serving him do I find complete freedom and joy.  His punishments are harsh, but I accept them thankfully, knowing that he has my best interests always foremost in his mind.  If he desires my body for pleasure, I shall joyfully give it to him, and take pleasure myself from knowing that I have brought him happiness.  However, the pleasure of the flesh is but one facet of any relationship.  The love, the trus
Simply Me
A Simple World
The boundless universe, ancient and modern Chinese and foreign, a person no matter looks pretty ugly, have their own the most beautiful time.His wife had looked in my eyes, I also never noticed she had a beautiful time. But I'm on a business trip, once half a year more, homesickness, anxious to return. Back at home in the morning, his wife bleary-eyed, but at the sight of me, suddenly flashing eyes, flushed cheeks, shy like a little girl, I just found that his wife was very beautiful. Can't help but blurt out: wife you are so beautiful! What wife embarrassedly say: be loquacious, long-term partners. Dear friends, What do you think of this? I find it funny and at the same time ‘logical’ and ‘sensible’. You must read and share with others. If anything you will have a good laugh and end up LOVING this Japanese doctor!!
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Simulated Stimulation
It was much less Nefarious Then you were lead To believe I found it somewhat Hilarious Guess that depends On your seat I never meant To hurt you I could not bear To see you cry Sometimes faith Is mere fable With no clear Explanation Of why
Simulating Navy Life.
"HOW TO SIMULATE LIFE IN THE NAVY"   1. Buy a dumpster, paint it gray and live in it for 6 months straight.2. Run all of the piping and wires inside your house on the outside of the walls.3. Pump 10 inches of nasty, crappy water into your basement, then pump itout, clean up, and paint the basement "deck gray."4. Every couple of weeks, dress up in your best clothes and go the scummiest part of town, find the most run down, trashy bar you can, pay $10 per beer until you're hammered, then walk home in the freezing cold.5. Perform a weekly disassembly and inspection of your lawnmower.6. On Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays turn your water temperature up to 200 degrees, then on Tuesday and Thursday turn it down to 10 degrees. On Saturdays, and Sundays declare to your entire family that they used too much water during the week, so all showering is secured.7. Raise your bed to within 6 inches of the ceiling.8. Have your next door neighbor come over each day at 5am, and
I am finally happy I have had a crush on this woman since February 2006 and we have come together and she has made me so happy. I have to be honest that I think I could fall in love with this woman, is this to good to be true?
Everyone has sins.... Will u tell me yours???
The Sin
You see me here wanting to come near cause I'm the sin you cant give into You try to push me away but yet want me to stay cause I'm the sin you cant give into You don’t want me to go but you say I must cause you look in my eyes an feel the love an lust Cause I'm the sin you cant give into you still know me ,still want me as much as I want you Cause I'm the sin you cant give into I'm here and I'm tempting. You're confused and keep avoiding Cause I'm the sin you cant give into You can't deny what I do to you. Cause I'm the sin you can't give into So I wait like an animal for its prey For you to give in to me an let me have my way Cause I'm the sin you cant give in to..
S.I.N. Lyrics By:Ozzy Osbourne A psycho driver twisted in my head Silence broken, but there's nothing said I got a nightmare from a fantasy Will the voices ever set me free Chorus: I can hear 'em, I can hear 'em Someone wake me when it's over I can see 'em, I can see 'em I can see 'em over and over again I saw it happening like deja-vu They tried to tell me but they couldn't get through In my head I hear the voices scream I need someone to tell me what it means Chorus Whoa--who turned off the lights? Whoa--a shadow in the night Whoa--it wasn't meant to be I can't take this alone Don't leave me on my own tonight No, no I can't make it alone Don't leave me on my own tonight Shattered dreams lay next to broken glass I wonder if tonight will be my last I need an angel who can rescue me To save me from my mental symphony Chorus Whoa--who turned out the lights? Whoa--shadows in the night Whoa--it wasn't meant to be I can't take this alone Don
  ★ ♥ ☆ TODAY, The 5th day of April, is ^SIN^'S BIRTHDAY!!!! ★ ♥ ☆ CLICK ANY OF HER PICTURES HERE AND SPANK THIS BAD GIRL: ★ ♥ ☆ ★ ♥ ☆ ^sin^ will be running ★ ♥ ☆ ★ ♥ ☆ Auto 11s All Day Long! ★ ♥ ☆ ★ ♥ ☆ ★ ♥ ☆ ^sin^ is traveling and headed home today. Show her LOTS of birthday lovin'! ★ ♥ ☆ ★ ♥ ☆ ★ ♥ ☆ ★ ♥ ☆ This birthday
I received a text a little while ago from ^sin^ letting me know she is in the hospital. She woke up at 5 am with severe stomach pain. At ten she couldn't take it anymore and went to the hospital. Turns out she has appendicitis. She is having her appendix removed tomorrow. She is a great person here on Fubar. I can say she is one of the most caring people I know on this site. She always helps others. Lets all go show her we care. Show her lots of love and let her know that we are thinking of her. Repost this often!!! ^sin^ Fu wife 2 sultry¢¾Fu slave to easye02476 ,sxysavior&navynick¢¾big daddy's pet@ fubar Mistress Broken*FuOwned by Photobug*Sarges Bad Girls*Cherrybomb Pinup*NyhasWifey*Sur mes genoux*@ fubar
Sarah had become an addiction for Kieran. Since the morning he woke up with lipstick on his cock and watched her get off on his bedroom floor, he'd become entranced with her. She felt the same way, allowing herself to grow attached to the quiet persona he showed in public, and the passionate one he shared with her. Tonight would be another night of pleasure for Kieran, one he was growing accustomed too. Sarah had gone out on her own to arrange for Kieran to be accepted into a unique club she helped start up. She was now a silent partner, opting to leave the playing to others while she enjoyed the view behind the windows. The music was loud, the drinks of the highest quality and the atmosphere reeked of not only wealth, security, and fun, but it was also apparent that only the most elite were allowed past the two burly, but exquisitely dressed, men at the front door. Kieran watched with interest as Sarah said hellos and kissed cheeks. It was a different Sarah he was observing. She was s
Sinai & T's Journal
Sinate Lyrics
2. Step Out Of The Light I've stepped into darkness Within it I find A new kind of being And my piece of mind The pain I can handle The torture unfolds Cos I know that I have Secured my soul That's why I serve my side Black shadows mask my memories What I should have been But darkness shrouds my vision What I am, I shall remain You cannot imagine The pleasure I take In watching you crumble When my anger awakes That's why I serve my side Step out of the light That's why I serve my side Step out of the light I, will only bring you pain You, will never feel the same No one will her your scream's for help Evil, is what I'm all about That's why I serve my side Step out of the light Step out of the light 1. Beyond Human Suicide The next evolution Soon to die By your own infliction Self Demise Became your religion Life's a lie No point in living Beyond human Return of the next level You are never going to reach The final death ritual
Sina's Blog :]
"The truth is, everyone is going to hurt you. You just have to find the one worth suffering for." "You may not be her first, her last, or her only. She loved before, she may love again. But if she loves you now, what else matters? She's not perfect - You aren't either, the two of you may never be perfect together, but if she can make you laugh, cause you to think twice and admit to being a human and making mistakes. Hold onto her and give her the most you can. She may not be thinking about you every second of the day but she will give you a part of her that she knows you can break-her heart. So don't hurt her,  don't change her, don't analyze or expect more then she can give. Smile when she makes you happy, let her know when she makes you mad and miss her when she's not there." "The good times of today, are the sad thoughts of tomorrow."
Hello to all my friends out there. To you future friends, please allow this one favor to me, be real with me... In return you will have a loyal friend and maybe more :) I am very glad to have found LC. I travel alot and get very lonely staying in a hotel by myself every night. It is nice to know that you all are only a click away... Have fun, make love, and don't forget to think about me before you lay your beautiful head on your pillow at night... I will be thinking about you... MWAH Well, it has been awhile, and I miss the sweet taste of your lips, the scent of your skin the heat of your touch, the beauty of your love. Let us come toether again so we can look into eachothers eyes and sense the sincerity of the future of forever. I awake as I sense the all familiar scent of you. As I lay wrapped in silk, I remember the journey that I took it seems like only moments before. Was it a dream; or, was it real. I know it has to be real because of the ever sweet gift you left me behind, yo
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Since The Day I Met You
since the day i met you my lifes never been the same. you brought me love and happyness i never thought would come my way. i learned to smile inside and out with just a menton of your name. i think about you alway every minet of the day. my love grows stronger with every passing moment and with that love comes heartache because your far away. i need to touch you i need to feel you with me everyday. to hold you close kiss your lips and wipe your tears away. to take your stress remove your worries and give you endless bliss. for us to be togeather this is my only wish. iam here for you always please rember this. writen by steven bloomfield
When an old man died in the geriatric ward of a small hospital near Tampa, Florida, it was believed that he had nothing left of any value. Later, when the nurses were going through his meager possessions, they found this poem. Its quality and content so impressed them that copies were made and distributed to every nurse in the  hospital. One nurse took her copy to Missouri . The old man's sole bequest to posterity has since appeared in the Christmas edition of the News Magazine of the St. Louis Association for Mental Health. A slide presentation has also been made based on his simple, but eloquent, poem. And this little old man, with nothing left to give to the world, is now the author of this "anonymous" poem winging across the Internet.   Crabby Old Man What do you see nurses?...What do you see? What are you thinking...when you're looking at me? A crabby old man,...not very wise, Uncertain of habit...with faraway eyes? Who dribbles his food...and makes no reply.
Since The Dawn Of Time...
I think i am going to start writing again...real soon...I used to blog alot on myspace...not anymore...too much's really amazing how if you rearrange people on the list on myspace...people will get pissed the fuck off. I know on my myspace page, i put the people i talkt o the most up front and so's almost like a big pissing contest. I dunno...
Since It's Easter And All
A lonely lady, aged 60ish, decided that is was time to get in a relationship again. She put an ad in the local newspaper that read: HUSBAND WANTED: MUST BE IN MY AGE GROUP (60's-70ish), MUST NOT BEAT ME, MUST NOT RUN AROUND ON ME, AND MUST STILL BE GOOD IN BED! ALL APPLICANTS PLEASE APPLY IN PERSON. On the second day she heard the doorbell. Much to her dismay, she opened the door to see a gray-haired gentleman sitting in a wheel chair. He had no arms or legs. "You're not really asking me to consider you, are you?" the woman said. "Just look at you! You have no legs!" The old gentleman smiled, "Therefore, I cannot run around on you!" "You don't have any arms either!" she snorted. Again, the old man smiled, "Therefore, I can never beat you!" She raised an eyebrow and asked intently, "Are you still good in bed??" The old man leaned back, beamed a big smile and said, "I rang the door bell, didn't I?" The wedding is scheduled for Saturday...
Since I've Been Loving You
Ok first off I'll apologize for this rant I'm about to have. Perhaps it's hormones or just MAYBE it's an actual point. What ever happened to true and sincere men? Has a space ship landed on earth, abducted them all and left insincere a$$holes in their place? People are always asking me the most annoying question in all the world.. "Why are you single?" Well gee Enstein, if I knew the 'WHY' then I probably wouldn't be.. don't ya think????? Being sweet, caring, understanding, loyal, and not so hard on the eyes (or so I'm told) obviously isn't enough. And while we are on the subject, why is it that I'm always the girl men want to f@%k but never the one they want to settle down with or even have a real relationship with for that matter. They have no problems talking to me behind their gf's back, making propositions, promises, etc.. Even willing to cheat on their girlfriends, wives, etc.. (not that I would put myself in that position, because I wouldn't) but, when it comes to a commitment
Since Alot Of You Seem To Not Know...
I know everyone seems to hate the shout box, it's a pain in the ass cause you have to keep your cursor in the box, and if you recieve a shout it can screw everything up in the middle... which seems to be why at least SOME of you ask whether or not i have other messengers... quick tip: if you're talking to someone for awhile, sending long messages, or think you might be... or think you missed a shout since that tiny box doesn't go back that far... click the person's name, and instead of typing your shout, first click on "open shoutbox" this will open your entire conversation with them in a new window. your messages will still show up in the smaller shout box, but this one won't disappear if you move your mouse, lol So, in closing: no i don't have yahoo, but if you click on "open shoutbox" when talking to me, it may make your life a bit easier ;) Love, Sin
Since I Can't
I just jumped out of the shower and I was wondering. Has anyone ever been given a bath? I mean has anyone ever sat down while you were in the tub and washed you down? Or the shower for that matter. I think its one of the sexiest things I can do for a man, if I had one..LOL Just wondering..:)
Since Nobody Reads Bulletins
I have some friends who need a little help. They have about 2,000 points to level. They have rated all my pics as I have thier's. Can you please go to their page and rate them...maybe even friend them? Thank you :) Kisses! Elizabeth Jesse and hillary@ fubar
Sincerly Mr. P. Niss
I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons: I do physical labor. I work at great depths. I plunge headfirst into everything I do. I do not get weekends or public holidays off. I work in a damp environment. I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation. I work in high temperatures. My work exposes me to contagious diseases. Sincerely, P. Niss The Response: Dear P. Niss, After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons: You do not work 8 hours straight. You fall asleep after brief work periods. You do not always follow the orders of the management team. You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting other locations. You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working. You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift
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Since Im Depressed
Lost alone in this broken world left behind to struggle and cry failing to live failing to die my heart reaches out but fails to grasp any sign of how long this will last I patiently wait day to day for signs of an end drawing near an end to this pain i feel inside an end to this lifelessness this sadness this demon i try to hide try as i may to live day to day i cannot advance i cannot move forth im stuck in this place im pinned to a wall a place of suffering like burning in hell im trapped there im trapped here
A Sincere Thank You
On July 5th, I posted a bulletin how I had done everything on the FU EXCEPT be the spotlight. Immediately donations began coming in left and right and in no time at all I was able to bid for the spotlight. Little did I know that was only half the battle lol. After a week of being outbid, I used my ebay skills (knew they would come in handy some day!! lol). When the spotlight reset and I got that message from fubar telling me I had won it, I so just wanted to scream. This spotlight could have never happened without all the wonderful friends I have made here on fubar. Especially without the generosity of the following people. ~GreenEyedGoddess ~Member of the Life savers family ~Taking a long Fu break!!!@ fubar Passionman71~ Shadow Leveler~Fu-owned by Anna~@ fubar BBICON@ fubar GodM
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Since Baby J Is Being A Pussy And Wont Post My Response To His It Is
hmm i wonder if this will even be posted..but here we go..the problem i and others see is half your bouncer staff with too much control and on major power trips and the other half doing "fixes" on the site when its not broke.first your staff,they have too much power.they think their orange name makes them a god.they use that power for their own personal power and others have had features blocked for no reason,without warning,and no response as to why...mainly scrapper.after the lounge changes was made i pointed out what and why the was screwed up..beyond the bogus px thing..and after getting ignored..was told too bad basiclly.the lounges that we code keep getting screwed up...and no reason given as to say how to fix it and it dont...we create these lounges and at any time you up and change the formats of them.its all in an effort to control..coding these places isnt hard and shouldnt need this much changing..if your gonna have a major site like this..have a decent prog
Sincere's Corner
FALLING bySincere   Tatted heart shatterred 2many pieces 2 count scatterred Only a few had it To know the love 2be treated as delicate as a whitedove Never is enough enough The vision of you my queen knee deep stuck Your my love my air my trust There aint nothing I got 4ever like a peterbuilt truck Trust in me baby doll im your luck argue fite n fuss Its you I feel it in my gut These feelings hard 2 discuss Holding you close a must A feelin stronger than lust A future filled with much Fallin hard 2much trust 2 much hope 4us A life so glamerous My only thought my every verse Each n every word my worth 2 the ends of the earth made 4u since birth Cant knock it my one n only my first my picture perfect candy stripper nurse take ur time unbutton my shirt Trail 2treasure No need2measure built 4ur pleasure Take you 2ecstacy lighter than a feather No other make you feel better If its cold take my sweater along with a rose n a love letter proclaiming my love thru any weather Bui
What a wonderful weekend, a well deserved weekend. I finally took time for me. My hormones are OVER active...Have thought about sex all weekend.  Being single, I tend to spoil myself when pleasuring myself. I set a mood with the blacklight and music and I know just how I wanna feel...desired and sexy.  There are times that a quick couple strokes of clit will take the edge right off....but then you have moments like this.  You need the touch, you need to be devoured, You take care of control the amount of pressure that you massage your breast with or rub your clit. It's your orgasm.  Dream a little bit...It takes some imagination to conjour up someone making love to you slow and gentle with the passion rising and the heat building to the point you wanna fuck like an animal.. I have pleased myself many times this weekend, but still have heat in the loins and a void.    Just recently tried the relationship thing after losing my mate 3 years ago.  Not for me at this time..
Sincerely Mr. Charming
  Previously written on Dec 4, 2012 from my other blog.  You made anultimate sacrifice with your five traditional senses to make hot passionate love with your loved one. You are slowly checking off the Lover’s Christmas List as the countdown in December entices participation in every room of the house. The Christmas tree is finally decorated with bright lights, handmade ornaments, and decorative holiday ribbons. The stockings are hung by the chimney with care and the arousing scent of the slice and bake cookies linger in the air. The passionate urges surface the mind, your lover patiently awaits in the bedroom sprawled out and refined. Your mesmerized eyes pay close attention to the red carpet runner of rose petals leading into the bedroom. Your significant other’s sexually appealing nature in intimate apparel is an incentive to come closer. The candle lit atmosphere glistening across the room rejuvenated the desire to embrace the night’s anticipated explorative op
Sindy's Sweetass World
I wanted my blog to be about sex, and sexiness and all those things that unexpectedly happen to us, and we walk away going "did that just REALLY happen??" I have had many things happen in my life that I would love to share with all of you. Some advice for the girls, some for guys having problems with their women, and just plain ol' making you so horny you have to take matters into your own hands. *G* I am voyeuristic, love sex, love flirting,and flattery will get you everywhere. Well,almost everywhere! I've been trying to satisfy my sexual desires via the internet and porn sites but it gets old quick. My dh has diabetes and cannot fulfill my needs and intimacy. I am also looking for a girlfriend with laid back attitude. You please me, and I please you. Let's start with that! Sindy
OK everyone who reads this. I'm not much into contests way to competitive. But a great friend of mine asked so i said ok. I never win so i usually don't play. Aside from the fact i'm up against some stiff competion. OK only 1 of them can get stiff the others can make you stiff. LMAO ANYWAYS If you wanna comment bomb me to help go to this link posted cut n paste. And thanks for all your help. this has been a SIN service announcement. Never make anyone your priority, while being their option.
Sinead O'conner
I just realized that Sinead O'Conner was fucking hot. Yes even with a shaved head. Just thought I would let you all know...
Sinful Desires
Is Anna Nicole a sweet naive texas bred girl that got caught up in hollywoods glitz?. Is she a hardcore sex and drug addicted woman that went overboard?. Was she taken advantage of and secretly drugged by her lawyer/friend/more then friends/live in?. Will the world ever know?. Should we know?. Do we have the right to know?. All I know is here is a woman that gave birth to two children, one now dead, one motherless and caught up in a Jerry Springer type paternity test. To me this is a woman that no one stepped in and said look you have a problem and we are going to get you help. People were entertained by her. They thought of her as just a laugh. Someone that didn't have a clue. What, where and when did her life go wrong?. I have noticed here on CT as in life. Alot, I'm not saying all just alot, of people want to be accepted. They go to alot of lengths to ensure this. Some compromise their own morals with NFSW pics to be accepted. What I mean by that is they really don't want to do t
Sinful Saturday
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The Sinfully Delicious Blog
Chocolate or Sex? That's the question today ladies and gentlemen. Which is better? Chocolate is sweet, velvety, least the kind I like, and it's soooo good. It fills an emotional need I think, and releases plenty of endorphins, although it's full of calories. Sex can be soft or rough, sweet or sadistic, and it's also very good. It fills an emotional need I think, and releases plenty of endorphins, fortunately it burns calories. My solution? Have sex while eating chocolate, that way the calories cancel each other out and you get a double rush!
Sinful Sensation
ashes to ashes dust to dust flesh to flesh lust to lust i see the blood flow and i want more the craving starts to grow as the blood begins to poor my heart beats faster as the blood quenches my thirst nothing can forfill my hunger because i am the first. in the end all hearts r engulfed in thier own dark desires. I feel the darkness engulf me in its eternal fire its wat makes me blind to my hearts true desire the darkness of my past is why im haunted by my own life my soul can barely last as i pull out a knife i see the blood spill cut after cut to stop the pain I fear my holes will never fill as i go completely insane I feel the fire again controlled by the lust now im buried in my own sin as my body turns to dust.
Sinfully Tormented
hey all just wanted to introduce my b/f to everyone stop by his page and show some luv.... Sinful1@ fubar
Sinfully Me's Ranting
Sinful Bombing Crew
OH NO SEXXII LALA AND HOLLI ARE AT IT AGAIN... WHAT THEY DOING NOW... WHAT TO COME JOIN THE BEST BOMBING FAMILY ON FU BAR COME JOIN THE SINFULS CREW.. WERE U AINT JUST A NUMBER U A FAMILY MEMBER.... IF YOU WANT TO JOIN HIT UP SEXXII LALA OR HOLLISTER FOR MORE INFO make sure u add rate and fan all member's and say new sinflus member and put sinfuls crew in ur name §ë××îí£á£ä Owner@ fubar hollister Co-Owner@ fubar
Sinfuls Crew
Come over to Sinful's Play Pen & join! Come meet the staff and have a sinful time! Also meet the Sinful Crew too! Click on the pictures to come in! See you there!
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Sinful Sensations
I am taking a lil poll to see if people are as daring as they say! Are you daring enough to have sex going down the road with someone else driving you around?
Sinful Actions
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Sinful Thoughts
The one night my mind wont let goWas the first night that I ever came homeYou met me there with a smile so wideWas the first time I felt I had no need to hideAnd then the days we traveled with the bandWhen I got so drunk that I couldn't standBut you were always there to hold me upwe were still dancin while they were packin upWe've been through so many good timesWe've been through so many badBut through the worst of times I can't recall ever being sadWe've been through so much laughterWe've been through a few tearsTime goes by so fast I can't believe it's been seven yearsOf my forever lifeWe used to sneak around thought we were so wiseHiding away from everyones eyesParked your car out in plain viewI look back now can't believe what we'd doAnd now I celebrate every dayI come home from work and it's all okI just fall into your loving armsAnd I feel so safe from all lifes harmsChorusEvery now and thenI look back at where I've beenAnd all the things you've brought me throughI don't know whe
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you can tell alot from a woman by how they take care of their feet. hat's off to all you women who show pride in taking care of themselves! not to mention, i do have a small foot fetish. 8) love a pretty female, isaid FEMALE, foot. peace out, luv ya.
hello everyone! Im new to fubar. Im just gonna make a post so everyone will no a little more about me. I am a single mom with 4 beautiful daughters. I am currently in a relationship so plz guys dont send me any thing saying how you want to hook up. I dont do the online hook up thing. And so you no i am the one on the left in my photo. My 14 yr old daughter is on the right. We look alot alike tho. Well, thats about it for now. I dont have a very exciting life so i probably wont be putting much interesting stuff in my blog. Thanks to all that add me as your friend.
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I dont mean to bug you . . . but I need two seconds of your timeand a click of your cursor. Are you game?I am in a contest to win a Happy Hour . . . Please rate the picture below for me!! Thank you so much in advance!!
Sinful Prayers
Why was it so easy to walk away? Why is it so easy for you to sleep at night? Do you know I still wake up crying? Do you know everyday I think about you and what it would have been like to have a real father? One that would have spent time with me when I was visiting him, one that would have taught me to ride a bike, play catch with, listen to me when I was upset the mean boy at school or the mean boy I loved, DO YOU? One that wouldn't have cut off contact with me when faced with "problems", that would have been there for me when Mom was sick, Grandma, Grandpa, and Mark died, one that would be here for me now that my best friend won't even speak to me, DO YOU?Do you ever care? Does I ever faze you? Sadly, as much as it hurts me to admit it, I bet you don't care and you never think of me. I'm sure none of your friends know about you first child, first daughter. Just tell me how you live with yourself, how you breathe knowing what you did to us, how you can even look yourself in the mirr
as years go by,i see your face. just a subtle memory. i want your smile, i want your grace, to keep me grounded in my place. wish your dreams, were mine to share. so i knew you'd always care. you'd take my hand, kiss my face, i want you always.
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Single Again...
I'm single again officially tonite and i cant say im very happy about it. I mean ive been with the girl for over 7 months and it was great. Just right now, its not working for us. We ended it mutually and left things open for a comeback. Ive never ended a relationship like that but this was no ordinary relationship. We were all over the map and it was great. Right now I think im jsut going to get out there and live a little bit for a little while. Ash I love ya babe dont forget that
Single And Looking
hi my name is cindy and i am 24 years old looking to mr right . i want some one who knows how to have fun and loves sports and loves the out doors. if u want to know more email me
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Single Parents Prayer
This poem was a gift from my niece. Lord, grant me time enough to do the chores,join the games, help with lessons,and say the night prayers and stillhave a few minutes left over for me... Energy enough to be the breadmaker and breadwinner, knee patcher and peace-maker, ball player and bill juggler... Hands enough to wipe away the tears to reach out when I'm needed to hugand to hold, to tickle and touch... Heart enough to share and to care,to listen and to understand, and tomake a loving home for my family.
To all serious Females 18-35 who would like to meet me,or Date me,come to And read up on me.You may comment on my Friends and comments list,or,ADD me as a Friend.Get in contact with me there,or,leave me your E-Mail Address so that I can write you.I am interested in Petite Women,Skinny,Slender,Athletic,Well Toned,Model Type,Hot&Sexy,Beautiful,Pretty,Good Looking,Average,Tall,Short,Asian,White,European.I am Looking for longterm,and,or,Marriage.I like to treat all Women like the Queens that you are. I am still not sure how to use this site ,so ladies please add me as your friend. I am 39 single never married,no kids,and live alone. Hit me up with some comments or friends request so that I can find out how to work this site. Thank you Alan
Single Ladies! Or For Those Have Single Lady Friends
Here i am waitng, fot that special lady who i can treat like a queen and she treat me as her king, someone to spoil, hold, kiss, touch and cuddle, someone whos has a good, kind, gentle soul and heart, sweet personality, someone thats family orientated and wants children, where is that someone, i've been reaching and calling out, looking arround, where is she? what will her name be! will it be eternity, cause if it is here i am, eterntiy! Yours Truly, FAITHFULLY YOURS FOREVER AND EVER(David)!
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Single And Hating It
My aunt had her new baby yesterday!!!! It's a boy!!! He was 9lbs. I don't know his name yet but when I find out I'll post it. Everclear and i broke up a few days ago and i am just coming to terms with it. i am glad that we are still best friends and can still have fun together. i hope we get back together later like we had talked about possibly doing. it's really messed up when u miss someone who is right next to u. well that is all i have for now. I feel like screaming right now because nothing is going right for me. I am not doing well in college, my family is sick, and i'm single. It is hard being just friends with someone you love very much and was just still with a few days ago. Well at least i didn't lose him completely like all the others. Later.
A Single Crow
A Single Crow Thump, thump, thump a voice that is comeing from the door. Thump, thump, thump can't you hear the voices in the storm. Reaching over, a mind hiding in the dark. From the shadows moveing as an ark. The rain falling fear sly in the cold frosted air. Drip, drip, drip, is moveing without a care. This is what has entered the mind through the safty that was left behind. The screams of a crow, that will never adore. Thump, thump, thump this pounding heard upon the door. Could there be something more? Not knowing what has been said to bother what has been lied dead. Thump, thump, thump over and over with nothing done. With this crow that has a deafly moan. Luring a swarm like a plague in the wind, with this pain that never ends. For they since what no one knows. If it wasn't for the eyes of the crows. With a sent of death that reaks the air. Is it something that one should dare. Driveing a mans mind to go over the ledge, its all in the head of a man tha
Single Moms... Please Read.
Laura 2006-10-21 06:03:16 Just have to say that yes I am one of the single mom's but I go out 7 days a week to work to support my family because I got one of the asses that doesnt support his children. The way I see it I gave birth to them, they are my resposibility not the states or anyone else's. Why should I sit back and let other people go out to work to pay to feed and clothe my children. Its my responsibility ................................................. FugnPiztoff 2006-10-21 7:42:11 Laura, You show you are a great mom by doing all you can for your children. I am in no way railing against all single moms. Please don't think that. Read my blog concerning my rant. It should help anyone who thinks I'm totally insensitive to the plight of Single Parents... Responsible parents ARE NOT in the majority on this planet. Congrats on being one. I hope we belong to the same club. ;-) reply | delete comment | block user Laura... All... I am in no way
Single Girls
any girls from ohio, wanna hang party and have a good time. any single ladies out there, wanna hang out..
Single Again
Looking for a friend and more.To share things in life,good and bad.Someone to laugh and cry with. Someone that i am comfortable with and who is comfortable with me.Someone who is easy going and understanding of others. Don't like people who shout,are rude,unreliable,lie. Contact me
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Single Again
Well ppl I am single once again.. It was a fun month, but it just goes to prove that when a chick gets on her ragg guys just seem to lose interest.... I FUCKING HATE GUYS!!!!!!!!!!!! I am going lesbian again.. hehe hey dont forget to crush me if u like me.. lol i wanna see how many crushes i can get... Juggalo's and Juggalettes welcome!!!!
hello all I put up a slide show please let me know what you think and have a wonderful night and holiday =)
Single And Loving It
First i would like to say that iam not a bitter black women, I,ve been threw some things but i have come through victorious and it was only GOD. Iam 39 yrs old i have 4 kids ages 16- 21. I,ve been in two bad marriages and i thank GOD for helping me get out of them both. It has all been a learning experience for me, I don,t look at men the same meaning that i there are some really good men out there and i know that now, I ,ve met quite a few but iam choose to take it slow. i stay busy by working alot, i have two jobs and i like them both, and and the rest of my time is spent in church.
Well....I woke up this morning....this should be a good thing right? my great suprise, I wake up to a text message. A text message from the guy I've been "kinda" dating since February. The text said "I hope you know we are just friends and that's all." So I reply "What do you mean?" Thinking maybe something has gone on. Him: "We aren't dating." Me: "Ok, what brought this up?" Mind you this was outta the blue, we talked on the phone last night and he never said anything like that. Him: "Nothing. We really never were in my mind." Me: "OK. WHATEVER." SO Yeah....I'm alittle heartbroken. This is a guy that I've put plenty of other guys on hold for, bc I wasn't sure what our status was. Some of you reading this are probably shaking your heads, bc I've told you..."well..I'm kinda dating someone." But I guess I should have known better right? But this has totally blindsided me. He and I work together. We don't show anything up at work at all. Most people i
I am single... who wants me? ;P
Well it has been three years now. I love being away from the control and abuse of my marriage. I just hate not having anyone to cuddle up with or to just hold hands with or to talk too. Layout Codes Myspace Resources Top Comment Graphics
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Single Again
Well after being on and off over and over again with a long distance relationship we finally decided to call it quits for good and just be friends. Guess I am back to the single life again which is okay I guess and I'm in no hurry to find anyone new. Gets pretty discouraging when everytime you think something feels right it always goes wrong. Maybe I need to find the wrong girl in order to make things right LOL!
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Go to my profile...its on the voice player.....I would love to hear yours dont be shy leave me a message:) xoxo ~CJ~ Hey just letting everyone know I'm now back in the contest...and could use all the luv I can get!So help a girl Link: LOVE YOU GUYS MUAHHHHHHHH!!!! Hey Fubar Friends...I will be in a upcoming contest be sure to stop by and show sum luv.Thanks!...xoxo ~CJ~ The Contest will start Fridy morning between 6am and 8am central time. From there it will run for two weeks and end two Fridays from the start date between 6pm and 8pm central time.Its "Bringing Sexy Back" contest. LINK: ~CJ~

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