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September 2003 Heros
September 11, 2001
Steven not a day goes by that I don't think of you & even shed a tear.  I love you so much & thank you for making my cousin happy the short time you were married.  It's just not fair that it was such a short time.  This is always such a difficult time for Charlotte.  Auntie & uncle are taking her on a cruise with Scott to get her mind off things.  This is the first time I won't be with her on the anniversary.  It's been a tough 9 years so they are trying something different hoping that they can create nice memories of a happy time on this day.  I know your in a much better place & we will see you again in time.  Until then we miss you everyday!  We are taking care of your sweet Charlotte.  *************************************************************** I was just played by by aunt!!  WELL PLAYED!!  I see you haven't missed a step since leaving Boston a long, long, long time ago!  (not 2 make you feel old!) lol  Great job!  I'm sure this will do the trick!  It's been a long time & 
Septembercomingfire
Sequentially...
will i pass or will i fall the question that fills us all could we be wrong will i listen or will i speak the suggestion that we seem to keep could i be wrong and now we listen to the call of love is this and I am all lurking somewhere in the past i find the promises that couldn't last but i wasn't wrong and we are so strong and we are so wrong, yet we fight our way back to the day when things were as we say was it june or december these little details i can't remember could i be wrong so will i act or will i fail the impulse that i can't seem to quail will i be wrong and looking back to the days of hearts of bliss, now they're away prevailing in this gusting wind i see the things that might have been how i was wrong and we are so strong and we are so wrong this can't break me this can't break me now things are falling back to me right back where they should be this happy ending finally sequentially, happy...
A Sequence Defined
Political Standard" Just another parasite to build us Another governed eye to fuel us Stiff ass suit to bill us Another lie won't you please kill us ..:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /> You're just another crime to infect Another bid to erect Stiff ass mind to direct Another war won't you please affect Take these mortal minds, Set your pawns in a game All to old Accomplish the mold Of a torn nation One step towards the making Of a God Set thrust to your mortal bombs And set all controls for destruction Eliminate the threat Stay on Top It's a reaping song you've sought While the taste of blood Filters the gold in your glass The waking competition is drawn Speaking your past As a reflection of you Comes to retake the Kingdom Just another parasite to build us Another governed eye to fuel us Stiff ass suit to bill us Another lie won't
The "sequel"... 8 Years Later...
Drinkin’ Away the Good Times (While I’m Washin’ Away the Bad) Lance Kirtley Another drink, another dollar Sittin’ in this bar I don’t know and I guess I don’t care But I wonder where you are Are you really happy with him Do you miss what we once had I try to get on with my life baby But the hurt makes me oh so sad So I’m drinkin’ away the good times While I’m washin’ away the bad I just can’t seem to get it right No matter how I try It seem to me those who get ahead Are the ones who cheat and lie You can thank him for using you And fault me for bein’ too nice They say that good guys finish last I’m tired of payin’ that price So I’m drinkin’ away the good times While I’m washin’ away the bad (Instrumental) I’ve lost some time in my memory My mind is in a haze I can’t remember what I was doin’ When I wasn’t in this place All those nights of dri
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I have a hard year so far and I hope next year is better!!!
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The Seraph's Heart
"I won't believe in heaven or hellNo saints, no sinners, no devil as wellNo pearly gates, no thorny crownYou're always letting us humans downThe wars you bring, the babes you drownThose lost at sea and never foundAnd it's the same the whole world 'roundThe hurt I see helps to compoundThat father, son and holy ghostIs just somebody's unholy hoaxAnd if you're up there you'll perceiveThat my heart's here upon my sleeveIf there's one thing I don't believe in its you dear god!!"  by xtc
Sercan Kesercan
* Serene Dreams *
Have a beautiful night / morning & day of serene dreams of the kiss of bliss and love, as is below so is above - for all which gleams like stars moonlit in the night or the radiance so pure of star/sun light .. for all are one and one for all that which deems for all we see and seem is but a dream within a dream .
Serenity
Serenity... I go through life on empty, hollow and alone, always searching for something, what I just don't know, feeling all that touch my life, are only passing through, so many walk away, few realy have the heart to stay, all with a diffrent story, most remain untold, can this be all I can see, or is there more ahead of me, can this be all life holds. only broken promises, shattered dreams and lies, why do I awake each day, must I live my life this way or will I somehow find true, Serenity... Music Video Codes By Music Jesus.com
Serenity
Picture yourself near a stream in the White Mountains. Birds are softly chirping in the cool, crisp mountain air. Nothing can bother you here. No one knows this secret place. YOU are in total seclusion from that place called the world. The soothing sound of a gentle waterfall fills the air with a cascade of SERENITY. The water is clear. You can easily see the face of the person you are holding under water. There now, feel better?
Serenity
ok about me i guess. i am 43 years old, married no kids,but do ,how ever take care of 3 year old little girl. and she a hand full. i think we learn from each other,and who said you can't teach ,old dog's new trick's lol. she is apple of my eye and the the only one who hold's the key to my heart. and as far as love goes i found out hard way that nothing last forever. i have no clue why iam at this cherry tap thing lol , it's not like i don't have life lol. ok you think your sick of hearing about me ,well hear i go again lol, i love all kids music love 70s rock and all country and lite jazz.i enjoy walking and love it when it rain's , and i like smell fresh gut grass, i am just a kick back kinda person i guess. i have been told a person with heart of gold.i try not to get mad or upset over ever little thing cause life to short. ans besides i love take the time to stop and smell roes's . ok folks i am 42, female from Ohio I enjoy walking running, and spending time with my grand nice. a
The Serenity Prayer
The Serenity Prayer God grant me: The Serenity, to accept the things I cannot change. The Courage, to change the things I can. And the Wisdom, to know the difference. Thy will, not mine, be done. Amen This is not just a prayer. It is the best philosophy I have ever heard on how to live life. Whatever the relationships, be it love, friendships, finances, work, or any other aspect of life, those three lines can be applied. Here is briefly what those three lines tell me. The Serenity, to accept the things I cannot change. This is difficult to do because, each of us wants to be in total control of every aspect of our life. Many let the drama of everyday life get to them and control their emotions when they have no control over the drama itself. You cannot change the facts. You cannot change other people. Because of this lack of power and control, you must learn to accept it and concentrate on what you do control. The Courage, to change the things I can. It is not
A Serenity Character Is Me!
Serenity Prayer--of A Different Sort
Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change;the courage to change the things I can change;and the wisdom to hide all the bodies of those people I had to kill today because they pissed me off;And also; help me to be careful of the toes I step on today, because they may be connected to the ass I have to kiss tomorrow...Help me always to give 100 percent at work:12% on Monday23% on Tuesday40% on Wednesday20% on Thursdays5% on Fridays...And help me to rememberwhen I'm having a really bad dayand it seems that people are trying to piss me off,that it takes only 42 muscles to frown andonly 4 to extend my middle finger and tell them to bite me!!!!AMEN
Serenity Prayer Of A Different Sort
Serendipidy
Captivated by the sky, I am impassioned, Wrapped in pure ecstasy. As the stars emits rays of sinless beauty. Showering the sky, I am fervent. Aroused by the beauty, my face luminous, Seduced by the artistry. My flesh, it glistens, as the air becomes sultry. Kissed by the breeze, I quiver. Engulfed by the moon, my body tenses, Pleasured by its vitality Euphoria engulfs me, and I will yearn fiercly. As the moon escapes from me. Subdued by the beauty, I will wait. Night is my passion. Lying beneath it vastness, a lost maiden. Desirous for more luscious beauty. lying wrapped up in my sorrows i hear the rain come down if my tears were like the rain i would just lie here and drowned i'm missing you so badly my heart wrenches out in pain sometimes i think i feel you and i'm paralized with tears again sometimes just the faintest smell brings me back to you just to be beside you baby theres nothing i would'nt do i took our love for granted i was'nt sure just what we
Serenity
The good you find in others, is in you too. The faults you find in others, are your faults as well. After all, to recognize something you must know it. The possibilities you see in others, are possible for you as well. The beauty you see around you, is your beauty. The world around you is a reflection, a mirror showing you the person you are. To change your world, you must change yourself. To blame and complain will only make matters worse. Whatever you care about, is your responsibility. What you see in others, shows you yourself. See the best in others,and you will be your best. Give to others, and you give to yourself. Appreciate beauty, and you will be beautiful. Admire creativity, and you will be creative. Love, and you will be loved. Seek to understand, and you will be understood. Listen, and your voice will be heard. Teach, and you will learn. Show your best face to the mirror, and you'll be happy with t
Serena Williams
is she the greatest tennis player or what? /
The Serenade Is Dead
Serendipity
Serendipity
Serge Evangelistra
CANDIA, N.H. -- A person was killed in a crash early Friday morning in Candia when his car left the road and collided with a tree. Police said Serge Evangelista Jr., 24, of Raymond, N.H., was pronounced dead at the scene. Officers said Evangelista failed to negotiate a curve on Route 43 and lost control of the vehicle. No one else was in the car. Investigators said that a Candia police officer had attempted to stop Evangelista in connection with driving erratically a few minutes before the crash, but the officer ended the chase because of hazardous road conditions Route 43, also known as Deerfield Road, was closed for several hours while the crash was investigated. Plz copy and paste to see video clip of car in the tree............... http://www.wmur.com/news/11092529/detail.html
Sergio Zambrano
Yeah... It's my life... My own words I guess... Have you ever loved someone so much, you'd give an arm for? Not the expression, no, literally give an arm for? When they know they're your heart And you know you are their armor And you will destroy anyone who would try to harm 'her But what happens when karma, turns right around and bites you? And everything you stand for, turns on you, despite you? What happens when you become the main source of her pain? "Dad Im going with a friend "No baby why don't you stay. But dad i need time to go with them, i haven't seen them I want to go to baby take me with you Why is it that your friends invite you and i can't see you Then turn right around in that song and tell her you love her And put hands on her , and make love to her That's Sergio , yeah baby, sergio is crazy Sergio made me, but tonight Sergio is rocka-by-baby... And when I'm gone, just carry on, don't mourn Rejoice every time you hear the sou
Sergei Andreev
Serious Stuff
I am still alive, waiting on some high speed internet, so that is why I am not on here much. It just takes way to damn long to navigate this page with dial-up. Hope all of my friends are well and that you all had a great holidays. If anyone would like to get in touch with me you can email me at stuepdassol@aol.com or contact me on myspace, I check it a lot more regularly. my myspace: http://www.myspace.com/Stue_pidassol hope to hear from you soon. so yeah I moved, but where I am living now all I have is dial-up, and if you don't know, this site is horrendous to use if you do not have a high speed connection, so I am still alive, just not much chance of getting on here for now, if anyone needs to get a hold of me, feel free to ask for my email address. I got a job... go me
Seriously?
Seriously Depressing Shit
I wish I could remember the last time I was happy. I want SO bad to remember when my friends were my friends because they wanted to be, not because of the things I do for them, or because they can use me to make themselves feel better. It's been too damn long. I've been in a terrible funk lately and can't find the oomph to give a shit. I couldn't care less about the single part. Bah to motherfuckers who can't see the good points about me anyway. I just need to vent and get my frustrations out. I'm finding it increasingly more irritating every day that I love everyone more than they love me... I don't understand why men are the way they are. I will never understand why a nice looking rack or a nice looking ass takes priority over someone with a good heart and decent nature. I understand how guys tick, I'm not retarded or anything, but it's like the male population up and decided, "Hmm, I don't think I wanna date anyone EVER. Let's just see how many chicks I can bang this wee
Serious
Just wanted to let everyone know that I won't be on CT much. I have 3 jobs now and a son to beat I mean take care of (don't get all crazy hes 14 and I bet you would beat him too). Hope everyone has a Happy Valentines Day! GTBTB Why do some people find it nessicary to cheat? Is it a sexual drive or just a reason to hurt other people? Why not just walk away? And when the cheater gets cheated on they have the nerve to get mad?!? WTF is this? Christmas Wish List It's that time of year again and i know we all have a secret wish for the holiday season. Please share you wish in a comment! And I want to wish everyone a Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays, and a Peaceful New Year,From Vontella and Family
Serious Stuff
Are you bored all the time? Never seem to be able to figure out how to fill in those boring minutes with something to do?? Why not join the Fubar Welcome Wagon?? Meet new people, be part of something fun... all the while helping to invite new people to the site and send a lil love... ;) after all who doesnt love having a warm welcome when you join a new site?? If youre interested, please contact ~Krys™~ http://fubar.com/harpiegirl for more details :D *Serious inquiries only please* well, i had started to see someone and low and behold...once again im not so imporant. was given the hope and had it ripped away. im tired of being the person that every1 walks on because ive got such a big heart. its like im just a lil game piece in every1s lil game, something to be played with... im so tired of it. is that all i am? something to be toyed with? is there anyone who even truely cares? im beginning to doubt it. Pls Place All Languages in Which You Speak Here
Serious Shit!
A lady wrote the best letter in the Editorials in ages!!! It explains things better than all the baloney you hear on TV. Her point: Recently large demonstrations have taken place across the country protesting the fact that Congress is finally addressing the issue of illegal immigration. Certain people are angry that the US might protect its own borders, might make it harder to sneak into this country and, once here, to stay indefinitely. Let me see if I correctly understand the thinking behind these protests: Let's say I break into your house. Let's say that when you discover me in your house, you insist that I leave. But I say, "I've made all the beds and washed the dishes and did the laundry and swept the floors. I've done all the things you don't like to do. I'm hard-working and honest (except for when I broke into your house)." According to the protesters: You are Required to let me stay in your house. You are Required to add me to your family's insura
Serious, But Not Drama...lol
a guy and a girl are in love. they live together, laugh together, love together. they are hard workers, decent people, good and normal in every way. one day, they join a group. its a large group made up of a large number of men and women. its purely social, meant for fun and just to get out there and talk and stuff with other people. things are going well with this group for awhile until the guy starts to spend more time with the group than with the girl....the girl is upset by this and asks the guy to pull back from the group. to be continued......
Serious Concerns
Preface: As many of you know, I attended a QPR Suicide Prevention Gatekeeper Training Class related to meeting suicide needs of people in various situations on September 10, 2007 (“World Suicide Prevention Day“), as offered and supported through the Austin/Travis County Suicide Prevention Coalition. Noel and Elizabeth Roebuck were there facilitating the class, while the class was lead by a Certified QPR Instructor, Janie E. Black, M.Ed. My interest in learning more about suicide stems from a second cousin killing himself with a shotgun (butt placed on the toilet and pointed to directly under his jaw) after returning home from a war and struggling with a variety of issues when I was in my pre-teen years…and, in later years, having friends go through bouts of suicidal tendencies, threats and attempts. Additionally, in working with domestic violence and victim situations throughout the years in the shelter and on the phones, it has been my experience that callers have called in,
Serious Stuff
This minister has guts!! > > Thought you might enjoy this interesting prayer given in Kansas at > the opening session of their Senate. It seems prayer still upsets > some people. When Minister Joe Wright was asked to open the new > session of the Kansas Senate, everyone was expecting the usual > generalities, but this is what they heard: > > > "Heavenly Father, we come before you today to ask your forgiveness > and to seek your direction and guidance. > > We know Your Word says, 'Woe to those who call evil good,' but that > is exactly what we have done. > > We have lost our spiritual equilibrium and reversed our values. > > > We have exploited the poor and called it the lottery. > > We have rewarded laziness and called it welfare. > > We have killed our unborn and called it choice. > > We have shot abortionists and called it justifiable. > > We have neglec
Serious Abuse
"serious" Relationships Over 50
May be getting "real serious" with someone. (If you're a fan of Ray Stevens, you'll remember the 4 stages of serious from his "seriously" movie)It's true, the grass is always greener on the other side. When not in a relationship, I long to be close to someone. Then when it happens, I start doubting it, finding things wrong with it, and wishing for more of my freedom. Tonight it's BBQ'd steaks and Gentleman Jack at his place. Friday night. 50 miles from home. Yikes!! Am I ready for this? Do I really want to try it again? I have a laundry list of "must haves" for the next serious relationship. I was hurt by the last serious relationship (physically & mentally) and figured that if I had a list of items that were "required", I was safe - no one person could fit that bill. Now someone comes along who just might be "it". But then again, I thought someone might be "it" six months ago and it didn't work out. That's when I added to my "must have" list figuring that predic
Seriously.... I Dont Understand This Damn Website!!!
well... im pretty bored, got an email from chris, he said he came online to talk to me, then said he was going to bed. but hes online, and hes not talking. im getting very angry.
Serious Stuff
THIS IS AN OPEN LETTER TO ALL OF MY FRIENDS. IF I SEEM A BIT OFF FOR AWHILE IT IS WITH GOOD REASON. MY BROTHER PASSED AWAY AT 6:22 AM THIS MORNING HE WAS 34 YEARS OLD. ALL WE KNOW IS IT WAS SUDDEN AND APPEARS TO HAVE BEEN A HEART ATTACK. PLEASE UNDERSTAND THAT I AM NOT IGNORING ANYONE OR TRYING TO BE A BITCH I AM JUS TIN A STATE OF SHOCI AND MOURING. TY DJ DOMINATRIXXX OK I AM GOING TO WORD THIS AS NICELY AS I POSSIBLY CAN. THE WOMEN WHO SIGN UP FOR AND CREATE CHERRYTAP PAGES ARE HERE BECAUSE THEY WANT TO SOCIALIZE AND MAKE NEW FRIENDS AND KEEP IN TOUCH WITH OLD FRIENDS . WE ARE NOT HERE TO BE SEXUALLY HARASSED BY HORNY UNDERSEXED GUYS OR IN A FEW RARE CASES WOMEN. WE ARE NOT HERE FOR YOU TO COME AT US WITH UNWANTED SEXUAL ADVANCES OR TO BE TREATED AS AS SEXUAL OBJECTS OR WHORES OR SLUTS, OR HOOKERS OR PROSTITUES. WE ARE WOMEN. GUYS HOW WOULD YOU FEEL IF IT WAS YOUR MOTHER OR DAUGHTER OR SISTER OR GIRLFRIEND OR WIFE THAT WAS THE VICTIM OF SEXUAL HARASSMENT. YOU WOULDNT
Serious Stuff
Are YOU a snowbird, or have parents who are? Don't want to do 'the drive' to the winter home this year? Then hire me! See the following web site for more details! HireMeToDriveYourCar ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Dave Date: Jul 17, 2007 11:36 AM our beautiful planet!!!MY FRIEND, FOCUS TODAY ON THE HEALING OF OUR BEAUTIFUL PLANET.Yes, you can make a difference! You can help HEAL OUR PLANETNo matter what you religious, political, social or cultural beliefs are."When the earth is sick and polluted, human health is impossible.... To heal ourselves we must heal our planet, and to heal our planet we must heal ourselves.- Bobby McLeodNamaste My Friend, Together We are More!DaveHarnessing the Power of Online Spending to Support Charity 1. The June Christine Lembo Foundation is a registered 501(c)(3) non- profit organization. All donations are dedicated to raising awareness of Lam and funding research. It is essential to raise awareness in both the m
Serious...
Almost half a century I've been alive. 47 years! and I have ALWAYS been positive about the benefits of living. I have never been Negative Thru the addiction, the Death, the Divorce...I have never been negative. But lately I have watched friends who were so strong and strive for life get old N sickly and brittle. I have never been so sore before, I was a long distance runner in HS, I can't run now I'm almost 300 lbs I have bone spurs in my Heel and I get winded easily. When I was younger I had friends who died in accidents or rare illnesses, But these days they just die. But there are benefits..I get to watch new life emerge and grow up and become parents. So I guess it evens out in the end If I ceased to to exist would the world still exist? Or is reality just a very realistic fantasy made up just for me? All the people and places that I have met and went to..Are they real? will they continue when I'm gone? Do you ever feel alone inside yourself? and wish that there was som
Seriously?!?!?
What better place than a bar to talk about pick-up lines? This my tribute to the best (original) to the worst (that I experienced right here on CT). The originals.. At a grocery store... I really like the way you pick out your tomatoes. Excuse me..I see you're buying the same kind of meet I buy. Can you tell me the difference between the tray and the tube? At a bar...... Hey, did you know some guy gave you a hickey on your chest? I'm gonna kiss you very destructively. At school.... Has anyone ever told you you have great taste in purses? At a house.... Why don't you come in here and make my dreams come true? Some of the worst..... Would I meet those standards? (If you even have to ask, then you don't). Hey, don't take this the wrong way, but I wish I was skinny like you. (WTF?!?!?!) And the worse one to date (which happened two nights ago on CT)... Damn, it should be illegal to be that
Seriously. Wtf?
so, uh, I just feel the need to get this off my chest. Aren't we all adults on here? One would think so.. The easily offended don't belong here. I created a mumm with a (hilarious, mind you) video of this band from Norway. So what that they're all in wheelchairs - their balls are okay! I don't get why people flag shit as NSFW when this whole goddamn site is NSFW. If you're at work, you shouldn't be here anyway. Go to myspace, and leave us grownups to share whatever we want to. I know others have been having this problem too, but it's not like there was abuse, nudity, or anything remotely explicit about it, except for a few swears. Seriously, it pisses me off to no end.
Serious
There is a dangerous virus being passed around electronically, orally, and By hand. This virus is called Worm-Overload-Recreational-Killer (WORK). If you receive WORK from any of your colleagues, your boss, or anyone else Via any means DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe out your private life Completely. If you should come into contact with WORK put your jacket on and take two Good friends to the nearest grocery store. Purchase the antidote known as Work-Isolating-Neutralizer-Extract (WINE) or Bothersome-Employer-Elimination-Rebooter (BEER). Take the antidote Repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system. You should forward this warning to 5 friends. If you do not have 5 friends, you have already been infected and WORK is controlling your life.
Seriously
Judy Wallman, a professional genealogical researcher, discovered that Hillary Clinton's great-great uncle, Remus Rodham, was hanged for horse stealing and train robbery in Montana in 1889. The only known photograph of Remus shows him standing on the gallows. On the back of the picture is this inscription: 'Remus Rodham; horse thief, sent to Montana Territorial Prison 1885, escaped 1887, robbed the Montana Flyer six times. Caught by Pinkerton detectives, convicted and hanged in 1889.' Judy e-mailed Hillary Clinton for comments. Hillary's staff of professional image adjusters sent back the following biographical sketch: 'Remus Rodham was a famous cowboy in the Montana Territory. His business empire grew to include acquisition of valuable equestrian assets and intimate dealings with the Montana railroad. Beginning in 1883, he devoted several years of his life to service at a government facility, finally taking leave to resume his dealings with the railroad.
A Series Of Jokes
Things that irritate a sane person 1. A piece of foil candy wrapper makes electrical contact with your filling. 2. A station comes in brilliantly when you're standing near the radio, but buzzes, drifts and spits every time you move away. 3. It's bad enough that you step in dog poop, but you don't realize it till you walk across your living room rug. 4. People behind you in a supermarket line dash ahead of you to a counter just opening up. 5. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?" 6. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time. 7. The car behind you blasts its horn because you let a pedestrian finish crossing. 8. The elevator stops on every floor and nobody gets on. 9. The person behind you in the supermarket runs his cart into the back of your ankle. 10. The radio station doesn't tell you who sang that song. 11. The tiny red string on the Band-Aid wrapper never works for you. 12. There are always one or two ice cubes that
A Series Of Secrets.
i've decided to start this blog off with 13 letters that i wrote to 13 people in my life. dear you, what does "impervious" mean? wrong adjective; i just looked it up. i think i am imperiously falling for you. i have been as disloyal as someone could be; but my heart still holds the a thousand affinities to your name. everybeat of my heart is back to the patio&umbrella overlooking the table where you placed your hands on my shoulders&called me gorgeous. i think my mind has made me love you more than i've ever loved anyone-- tell me-- is that a good thing? does it scare you that i know this much? i love you with a love that is so impervious (that's the right one this time...) that i couldn't imagine us not being together. at least now i have a good reason to visit the ocean and let the water taste me. i will lose this weight (even though you say i shouldn't) so i can be the perfect woman (for me, not you,) and then i will bask in the glow of the love-love
~*~serial Killers~*~
This gentle-looking, benevolent grandfather cleverly lured children to their death, then devised recipes to eat them. This cannibal model for Hannibal Lecter is a study in criminal psychology and a true enigma. His wife thought him to be a wonderful husband and his children believed him to be a model father. What inner torments caused him to drive many spikes into his pelvis and tell people that he looked forward to his execution? John Borowski's film about the demented child killer is an engaging piece of visual art that has raised the bar on this type of subject. While studying in Paris, this brilliant Japanese student spotted Renee Hartevelt, a beautiful Nordic-looking woman. He fell instantly in love and could not stop thinking about the white skin of her arms. She was the perfect woman for what he wanted to do, but he had to be careful. He had to be ready. Renee was 25, blonde, and independent. She spoke three languages and had a bright future, with the aim of getting a P
Seriously....fuuuuuuueeeedddd Out
THIS IS THE INTERNET, YES I DO REALIZE THIS, DO YOU? I HOPE SO WHEN ITS MY ASS YOU KISS THIS IS HERE FOR PURE ENTERTAINMENT OR SO YOU ALL SAY WELL THIS IS THE END FOR ME THIS IS MY LAST DAY I HAVE PLAYED ALL YOUR SILLY LITTLE GAMES HERE AND NOW WELL DID UP TILL NOW,FOR YOUR GAMES, YOUR WORDS, ALL MEAN NOTHING TO ME ANYMORE, ANYHOW I BELIEVED IN THIS STUPID SITE AS FUN AND GAMES, YET I GOT PLAYED AND REALLY GOOD, BUT DONT WORRY I WONT MENTION ANY NAMES..... THIS WORLD FOR YOU, LIFE YOUR FANTASY LAND AND ALL YOUR DREAMS IT SEEMS I WILL CONTINUE MY LIFE WITH MY REALITY, REAL WORLD....MY TRUE HOPES AND DREAMS... GOOD LUCK TO YOU ALL, FORGIVE MY ASSHOLE CHARM I AM JUST NOT GONNA CONTINUE DOING THIS AND CAUSING MY HEART MORE HARM... PLAY YOUR GAMES ALL YOU WANT WITH SOMEONE ELSE NEW HOPEFULLY SHE WONT BE AS STUPID AS I AND GET A FUCKIN CLUE.... SO LONG AND GOODBYE WHEN YOU LOG IN ARE YOU REALLY HERE FOR REAL? OR ARE YOU HERE FOR FUN, ACTUALLY NO BIG DEAL? DO YOU REALIZ
Serious Information Please Pass It On
STATE POLICE WARNING TO MYSPACE USERS* Please read this.....I hope that all of my Friends Post this and help keep our myspace friends safe. State police warning for online: Please read this "very carefully"..then send it out to all the people online that you know. Something like this is nothing to be taken casually; this is something you DO want to pay attention to. If a person with the screen-name of RatBonesBlakStar or http://www.myspace.com/curtmanchst contacts you, do not reply. DO NOT talk to this person; do not answer any of his/her instant messages or e-mail. Whoever this person may be, he/she is a suspect for murder in the death of 56 women (so far) contacted through the Internet. Please send this to all the women on your buddy list and ask them to pass this on, as well. This screen-name was seen on Yahoo, AOL, AIM, and Excite so far. This is not a joke! Please send this to men too...just in case! Send to everyone you know! Ladies, this is serious. Gentlemen,
Serious
Love is: Giving someone the power to hurt you And trusting that they won't.
A Series Of Words
There are times When I just can’t Find the flow I scribble The words down With no idea Where to go I do not try To hide that As I am sure You all know As once I have finished I give it A show So if you Get lost Or perhaps Confused It had a nice Start But you end up No longer amused Relax And please remain A believer For as I read Back Over some of My stuff I have no clue What I meant Either A street lamp lights the corner Of the room Right on the wall That you sit and stare upon As if it was shining on The hidden answers Only visible In the darkness Like your inside Needed to match the room For you to find Some other way A resolution to the drama That dances in your head It performs a solo rumba No one else can follow Your rhythms I guess that is just As well They can just be there To show you love and smiles Private is the word that best Defines Our self contained hell The shadow Of your soul Left a mark on me On
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Fuckin' Rockin' My World Seriously, She Does People Bring Out The Worse In Me Seriously, Especially Over The Net I Bet You $300 That If You Said Half The Sh^t You Say To Some One's Face, And Not Over The Net You'd Get The Sh^t F^cking Beat Out Of You But By All Means, Dont Stop Flaming On My Behalf It's Proving Your Arrogance and Ignorance What's Worse, The Poster Or The Response? Take Some Time To Check Your B^tch @ss Before Some One Else Checks It For You And By All Means, Send Your Hate Mail My Way. And Yes, I Marked This As NSFW So Your Little Cry Baby Attempts To Stop Me Wont F^cking Work. At The First Sign Of Hate, You Run And Tell Little B^tches ..
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I pick up the magazine "Cosmopolitan" at a drug store every month. I think I'm just too lazy to subscribe to it. I get it mostly for the true confessions and "shocking" stories - anything to help me realize there are plenty of stupid people out there. Anyhow, I was reading through one a couple minutes ago. There was this story about a woman that was size 16 and she was saying how she loves her body and is comfortable with it. She stated that women shouldn't conform to the beauty standards that are set before us and just be comfortable in our own skin. It was a really good article. So I turn the page, and there's this ad for a weight loss pill. Heh. That's all. It was amusing at 5:15am.
Serious Business Tubes On The Internets
please stop being a fucking fairy and give me my comments back, you're full of fucking shit. i haven't had shit removed since february, do you understand that? people get their shit taken away and given back every day. so what is getting old? what is your fucken beef with me? you getting excited to be a pain in the ass? whats the point? man, you're just a petty faggot. eat shit you fucken dork fucking loser. On 10/5/2007, scrapper@fubar.com wrote: Please forward all future correspondence to fubar Support. Thanks On 10/5/2007, diocane@fubar.com wrote: Dude I follow all the rules, and thats BS. the only thing that gets old is you people playing nanny with us. i have operated within the NSFW guidelines since day 1. so what are you saying? I can't make comments on anything from now on? On 10/5/2007, scrapper@fubar.com wrote: Your mumms and comments are way out of line. I have given them back to you a multitude
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hell i say things 2 people n give them a chance 4 a comeback,then i can't say stuff back!!!!! this is all 2 u weak mutha fuckas with no comebacks!!!!!!!!!! why answer if u got no comeback but last words when i can't say things back,which ures are more pathetic! why even respond!!!!!!!!!! lam crossbredfenix that tells me what fubar is about! let losers go!!!!!!!!! what ya'll think!!!!all who never had a chance 2 reply back!!!!!ban blocks!!!!!!!!!!!!
Serious Stuff
The Soldier stood and faced God, Which must always come to pass. He hoped his shoes were shining, Just as brightly as his brass. "Step forward now, Soldier, How shall I deal with you? Have you always turned the other cheek? To My Church have you been true?" The soldier squared his shoulders and said, "No, Lord, I guess I ain't. Because those of us who carry guns, Can't always be a saint. I've had to work most Sundays, And at times my talk was tough. And sometimes I've been violent, Because the world is awfully rough. But, I never took a penny, That wasn't mine to keep... Though I worked a lot of overtime, When the bills got just too steep. And I never passed a cry for help, Though at times I shook with fear. And sometimes, God, forgive me, I've wept unmanly tears. I know I don't deserve a place, Among the people here. They never wanted me around, Except to calm their fears. If you've a place for me here
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I dont wana buy a VIP, but im out of picture space and i NEED picture spaces to fill the camerawhore in me. Damn it all.Im gunna pay the bills in the next week and see what i have left for something on here. Grrr. i hate feeding you money fubar,but ill do it sometimes anyways because im weak. lets just hope im not broke! hehe. Ok im off to bed, my medication has kicked in. Goodnight fu-land Whats up with the fact that tons of people LOOK at the pics of me and my boyfriend, but they hardly ever get any rates. Like 4 people have rated the pics of me and him that I put up last week, where as atleast 20 looked at them. Come on now, If your going to take the time to let the picture load up, throw some rates at it for me for points please?? Id do it for you:) My moms dog is going to drive me nuts. All he does is whine, so when he's really whining about something[like having to potty] you cant tell, because he cries wolf all the time. Hes a large dog[some sort of mountain shepard
Serious : Drinking And Driving .. This Is A True Story
---------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: David Date: Oct 20, 2007 5:33 PM What you're about to see may be shocking.Warning it's gruesome and not for the faint of heart.Hope you're ready.='(This is Jacqueline Saburido on September 19, 1999. This is her and her Father, 1998. This is her on Vacation in Venezuela. Birthday party as a child. At a party with friends. The car in which Jacqueline traveled. She was hit by another car that was driven by a 17-year old male student on his way home after drinking a couple of hard packs with his friends. This was in December 1999. After the accident Jacqueline has needed over 40 operations.Jacqueline was caught in the burning car and her body was heavily burnt during around 45 seconds. With her Father, 2000. Getting treatment.
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I am not E.F. Hutton. When I talk, nobody listens And I talk a lot just to make sure In that respect I'm more like Andy Rooney Now I'm OK with the fact that nobody listens to me It frees me to say whatever I want Whenever I want I can crack a joke Or make a snide comment Anytime at all Except when I write things down Because I'm what's called a POET That's big P big O big E big T And apparently that means That whatever I write down on paper Comes straight from my soul Is filled with deeper meaning Is really a cry for help! It wasn't always this way When I first started writing People would ask me questions like; "Was that about me?" or "Did that really happen?" Nowadays they just know it's them Or that I'm deeply troubled inside Imagine that. . . Me, taken seriously It could happen. Even Andy Rooney says something of merit Once in a while August
Seriously Now Whats A Fu Wife Or Husband ??
Series Of Questions
Holidays are for good cheer. Or more likely a reason to sneer Are the holidays happy? And do they bring us near? We should question all this merrymaking. Why do we celebrate? It's really not that clear Why all of a sudden do we cheer. Do we come together as one family? Or argue more than we do all year?
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it doesnt work out with you and someone and you think its best they move on ,why does there always have to be name calling and bullshit that goes along with it ..when does it stop ..I have asked many times .yet I continue to get called names and that i am fat and ugly ..if ya dont like it .then dont look and move on ..I am me and have nothing to hide and if ya cant get over things .what am i supposed to do .. ahhh my rant of the evening .. to my friends I wish you all a very merry christmas and a Happy new Year .I hope that you all enjoy your time with family and friends .for those of you away from your loved ones may they return to you safetly ..
"serinity"
SERINITY/A SPECIAL PLACE IN MY HEART AND MIND WHERE THE CONSTANT FLOW OF WATER STIMILATES THE WHOLE BODY WHILE YOUR MIND WONDERS TO A STATE OF "NIRVANA THE EIGHTH FOLD PATH" WERE THE BIRDS CONSTANTLY CHURP A MELODY OF PEACE AND LOVE !WERE WORDS LIKE HATE ,KILL,EVIL,STUPID,DOPE,UNFATHFUL,DECEITFUL,LIER,TERROR,HORROR,HATE,ETC AND ALL NEGETIVE WORDS ARE NOT FOUND IN THE SERINITY VOCABULARY. WERE THE WORDS LIKE LOVE ,PEACE ,HAPPYNESS,HOPE,SHARE,GOOD,ETC ARE UTILIZEDS! A PLACE WERE ONLY THE LOVELY PEOPLE WOULD WONT TO CALL HOME!
Seriously Wtf??
THIS AUCTION IS FOR 24 HOURS ONLY! LET'S DO IT! FU-OWN THIS HOTTIE NOW! HE WILL BE ALL YOURS! HIS OFFERINGS TO THE LUCKY WINNER!! Pimped out on my page and Weekly pimp out bully's. Rate stash/pics/blogs during HH's. Yahoo or MSN messenger add with possible cam shows. Personal salutes sfw/nsfw. Fone calls. Oh yeah..BTW..I do have a special gift for the winner as long as they play well with others. PS... MALES DON'T BE SHY TO BID HE HAS RESOURCES! Synthetic@ fubar *BIDDING HAS ALREADY BEGUN! ANY BLASTS, ETC. WILL ALWAYS TAKE PRECEDENCE OVER FUBUCKS. ALL TRANSACTIONS ARE BETWEEN THE HIGHEST BIDDER AND SYN. CLICK HERE TO BID NOW! HAPPY BIDDING! (repost of original by 'HELLCAT' on '2008-01-16 00:11:28')
Serious Trouble!
What do you like to do? Fuck. What is ur fav thing? Sex What are ur fav positions? Doggie Style. How many people have you been with? 4 How many people have you dated? 10 These are my stats what are yours? My girlfriend is having mental problem and she thinks that no one understands her. I understand and she doesn't understand that I understand. Anyway apparently while I was asleep tonight someone had to take a knife to her throat after she blackedout. Because her dad was bitchin about bills. Well, she is fine for now her mom stopped herfrom actually doing it. Thank God she is okay. If something would've happened to her he would have been dead in like 2.5 sec cause I would have personally killed him.
Serious Stuff
The fat tax is a tax based on the fat content on the food you eat. The bill died in commitee because Bush had announced he intended to veto it and the Democrates did not have enough for a 2/3rds vote override. Remember when you go the polls and vote for either B. Obama or H. Clinton you will be voting for the fat tax. Both of the support it and will sign it into law if they are elected. What to expect, new taxes levied on ALL FOOD PRODUCTS THAT HAVE A MEASUREABLE FAT CONTENT. The premis for the tax is the health care for fat people costs more than thinner people. They did it to ALL tobacco products. The revenue was supposed to be spent on health care for smokers which has proven to be a lie. The fat tax justification is the same lie, that they revenue will be used for the health care of illnesses effecting overweight people. YOU'VE BEEN WARNED, GO AHEAD AND VOTE ON THE DEMOCRATIC TICKET AND IF YOU DO HAVE NO REASON TO GRIPE, BITCH WHINE OR COMPLAIN BECAUSE IT WILL BE YOU
Serious Business
Seriouly Thinking Of Leaving Fubar
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So, after this time has passed, I’ve decided to let you all know what our Kill story is. I know many of you have seen where I’ve posted. Klaus’ health this, that, he can’t do this his stress won’t allow that, I figured I let you know his story. He is probably the hardest working and most gentle soul I’ve ever met. In 1998 he became very ill four days after his 40th birthday. So much in fact, he called me to bring him to the hospital. Now he is the man who won’t be seen by any doctor. He missed one day of work since he was 14 and that was the toilet blues. He couldn’t breathe. My biggest fears came to light. He had a bronchoscope done to find out why he was having difficulty breathing. No answer to be found. Meanwhile he is getting more ill as time goes by. His lung x-ray’s showed his lung shrinking. The doctor’s scratched their heads. A week and a half after he was admitted he ended up intubated. He was induced into a coma so
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STROKE: Remember The 1st Three Letters... S.T.R. My friend sent this to me and encouraged me to post it and spread the word. I agree. If everyone can remember something this simple, we could save some folks. STROKE IDENTIFICATION: During a BBQ, a friend stumbled and took a little fall - she assured everyone that she was fine and just tripped over a brick because of her new shoes. (they offered to call ambulance) They got her cleaned up and got her a new plate of food - while she appeared a bit shaken up, Ingrid went about enjoying herself the rest of the evening. Ingrid's husband called later telling everyone that his wife had been taken to the hospital - (at 6:00pm , Ingrid passed away.) She had suffered a stroke at the BBQ. Had they known how to identify the signs of a stroke, perhaps Ingrid would be with us today. Some don't die. They end up in a helpless, hopeless condition instead. It only takes a minute to read this... STROKE IDENTIFICATION: A
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LIFE IN THE 1500'S > The next time you are washing your hands and complain > because the water temperature isn't just how you like > it, think about how things used to be. Here are some facts > about the 1500's: > > > Most people got married in June because they took > their yearly bath in May, and still smelled pretty good by > June. However, they were starting to smell, so brides > carried a bouquet of flowers to hide the body odor. Hence > the custom today of carrying a bouquet when getting > married. > > Baths consisted of a big tub filled with hot w ater. > The man of the house had the privilege of the nice clean > water, then all the other sons and men, then the women and > finally the children. Last of all the babies. By then the > water was so dirty you could actually lose someone in it. > Hence the saying, Don't throw the baby out with the > Bath water. > > Houses had thatched roofs-thick straw-piled high, > with no wood underneat
Serious Business Internets
tiger balm owns me. it fucking dominates. I'm busy as fuck every day.
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Ok, I've been a member of this thing for about a month now. I've met some really decent people. I've met some not so decent people. My picture on my profile does not suggest that I am a sex starved MILF, so why, oh why, do about 15% of the men on here send me messages wanting to fuck??? Does it say anywhere on my profile that I want to be hit up for sex??? Get a clue guys, if ya want sex, get off your fucking computer and out into the real world!
Serious Trouble...
Serious Applicants Apply Here!
Everyone knows on this site that this GORGEOUS girlie is one of my best friends on and offline so its natural for her girl (ME) to want the best for my friend. She has alot of qualities that any WORTHY man would kill to have in a woman (Read her ABOUT ME for the complete list LOL). With that being said I am going to do something that I usually wouldnt do! I am going to find her a MAN! Not a "Man Meat of the Week" but a person who can give her everything she deserves (aren't I special hehehe). So alot of guys on site hit her up, try to spit game but in the end cant walk the walk, well here's your chance to prove her and myself wrong for ONCE. So if you think you have what it takes, BRING IT! Let me know what makes you think you can HANG WITH THE STANG. Many say it but few can actually back it up so lets see. Send me a PM with the results to this little application (link is posted below) and the best picture of yourself and why you would be good for my girl. I am not going to play spell
Serious Stuff
The next time I feel bad about my pathetic life all I need to do is watch this video and think how things could be worse. It brings me to tears every time I see or hear the song on the radio. My brother is in Iraq right now. I will be glad when this war is over! Letters Home from the Garden of Stone
A Serious Note & Possibly One To Drink On
So Shocking! One of the best passed away. Tim Russert of Meet The Press passed away at 58. I loved to watch him. I did not always agree with his opinions but I felt he brought years of experience and knowledge to the conversation. It was always interesting to hear his perspective. So full of life one day & then gone. He was a true talent.
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done for now ....if you're a friend that wants to be family let me know So i am going through my fans,friends and family and i am deleting everyone that has a private folder... i have taken down all my "NSFW" pics for now (like anyone really looked at em)... I'm keeping my page up for now and gonna see who comes around but no offence to anyone i just can't keep up with all this stuff...my real life is way too busy to sit on here all night or all day and rate pics and give gifts and drinks... nothing personal or anything like that but people get mad when they don't hear from you for days or sh*t even hours...that's just lame.So if i make ya mad well get over it...so i will start deleting very soon... Alright....done for now...i'll check back later...i f you're a friend and want to be added to family let me know...
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The economy is so bad that I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail. CEO's are now playing miniature golf. Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen. Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America. Motel Six won't leave the light on anymore. A picture is now only worth 200 words.They renamed Wall Street " Wal-Mart Street "Finally, I called the Suicide Hotline. I got a call center in Pakistan and when I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited, and asked if I could drive a truck
Serious Questions And Such
Ok, now I come to some serious questions...things I have been thinking about a lot lately. I think before I go too much further I need to give a little background into why I am going to ask the questions I am going to ask. Ok, I moved back to Pennsylvania about a year ago because my parents moved out here and I wanted to come home (I am from here originally). I went about all the things that I neee to do to get this accomplished and at the end of October made my move. As soon as I got back out here things started to go bad...I am not going to put everything, just the more important ones. I didn't start my new job until a month after I was told I was going to, which just about crushed me financially. Once I DID start working I found out I wa in a job that paid considerably less than what I made before...I knew that going in, but there were bonuses that were supposed to balance that out for me. Now 7 months in to working at this job....I have seen no bonuses which has also hindered me
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So I'm watching the postgame of yet another disgusting loss in a BCS Bowl Game and I have to listen to the regular garbage that spews from the ignorant mouths of less-than-intelligent players. This particular player of course started by giving "glory to God". He then thanked God because without Him, "I wouldn't be here and we wouldn't have had the kind of game we had". Now, thinking about this statement, I can only figure two reasons God wanted Texas to win. Either Texas is God's favorite team, which we know isn't true because Notre Dame is. (Don't believe me? Two words: Touchdown Jesus) The other reason would be because God had bet on Texas to win. Call me crazy, but I really don't see God betting on Texas to win a Bowl game, so from now on, maybe players should think before they talk with a camera pointing at them. But that's just my opinion.
A Series Of Stories
So in an effort to let people get to know me and im sure most of you probably do I have decided to put some of my stories and yes they are all true in a blog rather than try to tell each one of you individually. and please feel free to share your stories with me, as I find so much of who we are is in the experiences we have had. These stories will be in chronilogical order so hopefully that will help with any confusion. Each of us is special in his/her own way, here is my story. My coming to this earth was no less a miracle than my living this long. At six months pregnant in rome italy in 1976 my mother was told that I was dead inside her. This is in a place and time before the moder ultrasounds we have today, of course. She did not beleive them of course and was adament that I was alive and that she could feel me. The nurses and doctors would come and feel nothing nor hear any heartbeat, my father then decided to sign a form stating that my mother was not mentally compite
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*sigh* Life always has to lead you on doesn't it? You think you finally got your sh*t in order and then "Wham! Bam! Thank you Ma'am, but I don't think so..." Then instead of suport from the people you think are supposed to be there, you get nothing... All you hear for days is "Why are you being such a b*tch?" What kind of answer are you really expectin to hear? You don't tend to like "Because I can?" Do you think I'm going to deal with this by myself? Seriously? If you really knew anything about me, you'd realize that is the last thing that will happen. *sigh* Why is it that when you meet a person you really like, things are great for a while and then things get complicated and stressful? I'm open and honest, so if you ask I'll tell you my honest opinion. Yes I speak without thinking a little more often than I should. Would you rather me lie to you? I know what I want, but how to get it is the problem. I've done the whole friends with benefits route and the casual dating thing. I'm h
The Serious Things
Something I often hear about is why it is anti-liberal to be pro-Iraq War. Somehow, people twist the reasoning given for the war in Iraq to be something it is not, and never was: the gaining of another source of oil. Oil is not, was not, and never truly has been the reason we went to war in Iraq - or, at least, the gain thereof was never the reason. There are more obvious reasons. There are even more moral reasons, if one cares to look. What the reasons the US and UK governments gave - those of our own fear and risk to ourselves - are not shameful because they were lies.They are shameful because they were necessary to convince us that we should care.Granted, I am the first to admit that the real reason our governments gave a damn in the first place is because Saudi Arabia wanted US troops off of it's soil, and this, indeed, is about oil. The US has long feared Saudi Arabia's ability to cripple the world markets with an indolent flick of it's finger, and this is why Saudi Arabia is the
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i love it. :)
A Serious Threat
  9/11 Responders Outraged Over Funding Shortage at N.J. 9/11 Health Clinic   E.O.H.S.I clinical center of RWJ Medical school/UMDNJ   facing cutbacks because of lapse in federal funding   Media Advisory: Event Tomorrow at 10:00am Contact: John Feal (Fealgood Foundation),
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So, im not too into the celeb gossip but damn, this was something that just caught my eye and got me thinking. Perez Hilton, a blogger who bashes celebs as his job, was punched in the face sunday night by the Black Eyed Peas manager Polo after Fergie and the band read what he had been saying about them. Perez and Will.I.Am. got into a heated arguement and Perez ended up calling WIll a fag and said he needs to come out the closet cos he's just a stupid faggot and blah blah blah. Will told him to stop saying things on his site about the band because Fergie considered him a friend and thats not cool to bash friends in such a public manner. anywho, Perez called the cops but the cops told him they had more important things to do so too bad. Perez jumped on Twitter and posted the following: PerezHilton: I'm in shock. I need the police ASAP. Please come to the SoHo Metropolitan Hotel now. Please. • PerezHilton: I was assaulted by Will.I.Am of the Black Eyed Peas and his security guards
A Serious Goodbye
Serious Stuff..
Normally I am used to acknowledging the pain and loses that come with life.. never before have I noticed that something special inside myself had died with it. Usually it is the pain and the loss of the person is the love and good times you had together and knowing you will never have more then what you already enjoyed with them. I went to see Tool for the first time on July 21st 2009. This is a band I have tried to see every chance they were on tour for the past ten years. I have failed for 10 years straight for various reasons. Never the less I had finally done it I accomplished something I thought I would never have. I had a great time and was joined by friends and my wonderful girl friend however as much of a good time as I had.. something was missing.. and I really had to search my soul to figure it out.. I usually have a blast at concerts.. Love it and go crazy for them. So I started thinking perhaps I am just getting older.. perhaps I am just worn out. Why don't I feel the way I
Serious Things
I probably shouldn't be blogging while I'm shaken up and angry, but something I saw on here this morning really got to  me.  Normally things on the internet don't get to be. I just laugh it off and consider people are stupid.  However, gross stupidity such as standing up for a convicted pedophile is too much for me to stomach.   I try to keep my past in my past and I don't play the "I'm a victim" card because that just isn't me.  There was a mumm posted about pedophiles on here.  I came across it this morning and had to read some of the comments.  The first comment I saw was from a female defending her best friend who is a pedophile.  That set  me off because in my experience, pedophiles don't change.  Unless they are changing victims.  This female went on to say how she wouldn't have a problem leaving her child with a pedophile.  I sincerely hope she grows the fuck up and realizes  the danger she would put her children in.  Not everyone that is raped or a survivor of molestation has
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Someone obviously did not read my page.  This message was sent to me on FACEBOOK after I repeatly denied a mans friend request: "Do you feel special enough to keep deleting me? Do you feel that you can pick and choose your friends? That was so fucking rude of you. You are not that special. You can't pick and choose your friends. Since I am not special enough to be on your friends list here, you are not special enough to remain on friends list on Fubar! Fuck you!" LMAO.  Seriously?  Don't we all have the right to choose our friends and who has access to what pages?  omg.  lol  My family and CEO for the company I work for are on my facebook.  There is nothing interesting on there.   If you want the "goods" fubar is where its at.
Serious Guy Problems...needing Help!
SO ok im dating this one but i love him but i dont know if he loves me i mean he says he does but he just dont show it and so i got on this chat line and started talking to this other guy whos really sweet and kind...he is so amazing and i really like him i hope we can grow stronger and maybe something could come out of this..but i dont know then on the other hang my boyfriend now is going into job corp. and wants to get to the school near me...i dont know if i want him too be closer to me cause i dont know if i could stand for him to always be around what do i do? i wanna be with this other guy but i dont know how to tell my boyfriend i wanna break up or even if i should break up with him my boyfriend is 19 and im 25 and the guy i am talking to is 28 please let me know what i should to!
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well my first blog...and its not a happy one...gee wiz...people...if someone says something ...rates one of your photos the wrong way...or makes you angry....do not post something like (im so done with men...or all men are donkey holes...or the likes....dont take it out on everbdy else...for gods sakes...take it out on the one individual that crossed you.......dont act like our goverment that makes laws becuase of one person..grow up.......also i just saw a ladie whine an cry no one rates her profile....(its on private stupid).....if someone adds you too there profile they are interasted in you.....not pics of other people..dont sell yourself short...oh yeah....whats the point of posting pics that no one can view..not friends not family...no one...if you dont want the world too see just keep friends and family only for crying out loud....so friends if i see this your gone .....and for those that dont like nsfw...dont advertise yourself as a bag of chips and all that..goto eharmony er s
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Ok i just need to say that if someone is going to buy me gifts, drinks, rate my pics, fu-own me or make something for me does NOT mean that i am or goin to fall head over heals for them or vise versa, nor does it mean that i'm going to be upset with anyone if they were to do the same thing for someone else!  It just simply means that when i do receive something i am going to do the same for them in return no matter what because that is who i am!!  It's called being respectful & i feel that there is just ABSOLUTELY NO REASON  why anyone should get excited or upset in anyway!! FUBAR is an online game/chat site to meet & talk to new people & most importantly to have fun!! 
Series
*As graceful as a swan the Mistress walks around to the front of him..places the ballgag over his mouth once more..tying it tightly. She wraps her arms around his back..pulling him close to her she licks her lips as she sinks her gleeming white teeth into hisneck..letting them break the skin she bites down harder..letting the blood fall into hermouth..and down his neck..Finally she releases him from her embrass she lets out with a deep unknown hunger.."I want to play a game..."**The man's cheeks still soaked with tears his body trembles with anger. Though the mistress keeps on pushing his spirit only gets stronger. Waiting for the right moment to strike He swears to himself Revenge will be sweet..and it will be tasted tonight**As the Baroness walks toward the table she speaks to the man like a tiger to her prey.."The rules of this game are simple, pet. Only one of us can win and I promise the other will be broken. I have spent my life being in control. Lets put my strength to the test.
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Seriously Stressed!!!!!!!!!
Seriously Do I Get A Turn
So meet someone i think is great get strong along to the most serious of extents then poof, when i try to find out whats up things start to unravel thats its all bs. After getting serverly fucked over I'm suppose to sit back and hope something comes along that is great and wonderful and perfect for me, to what see if I get fucked over again. Hmm would just like something I don't have to wait around for just to find out its bs. Shitty thing about having a wall up for so long is that when you let someone in even the slightest bit the smallest amount of confusion and misunderstanding on anyones part can tears you heart to shreads. I thought I was being so careful and didn't even think I felt much for some one. New I liked them new I wanted to get to know them more and had an inkling that I wouldn't mind if they were around for a while. It wasnt until somthing stupid and meaningless happened that I like the jealous ass that I have always been couldn't seperate reality from the damn compute
The Serious Side Of Life
The movie Swing Kids was based in Nazi Germany at a time when Hitler was rapidly rising into power. The young adults who listened to underground, illegal swing music and were against the Nazi movement went through their own rebellion to resist Hitler. So I just got done watching the movie, and my 3 1/2 year old son watched it with me. At the very end, my son looked at me with tears in his eyes, completely heartbroken, and said "Mommy, this hurts my heart. Why did the bad people have to kill everybody? Hitler is a bad man." I looked at my son as he wrapped his arms around me and cried for all those people, and it made me cry too. My son's heart is amazing, and the depth of his understanding is beyond comprehension. As we sat there crying together, it made me wish that Hitler could have somehow known the heart of a child. It's amazing how much kids actually know and understand. Thank GOD my son will never have to know that kind of hatred. Ok so the following happened in Baby J's
Serious Essays & Bukkake-inspired Poetry
I spend little time online these days, but because I still like to keep up a robust communication with friends (and by “robust communication” I mean “random smattering of postcards from various locales”), I buy a lot of stamps.  And I send a fair amount of mail.  This week, I intended to send a half-case of nice wine to a newly married couple, mostly because I can’t think of anything else to give people who just voluntarily resigned themselves to a lifetime of boredom and misery.  Unfortunately, though, new US postal service regulations prohibit the mailing of alcohol and tobacco products.  Little wonder no one has any use for the mail anymore. What the postal service really needs is porn.  When the whole dot-com bubble popped, the only online businesses staying afloat were porn and gaming.  And though I know of no way to put games on stamps, I am certain that you can put porn on stamps.  All the kids would collect stamps again!  And the dads! Sadly, the
The Serial Bully
Avoiding acceptance of responsibility - denial, counterattack and feigning victimhood The serial bully is an adult on the outside but a child on the inside; he or she is like a child who has never grown up. One suspects that the bully is emotionally retarded and has a level of emotional development equivalent to a five-year-old, or less. The bully wants to enjoy the benefits of living in the adult world, but is unable and unwilling to accept the responsibilities that go with enjoying the benefits of the adult world. In short, the bully has never learnt to accept responsibility for their behaviour. When called to account for the way they have chosen to behave, the bully instinctively exhibits this recognisable behavioural response: a) Denial: the bully denies everything. Variations include Trivialization ("This is so trivial it's not worth talking about...") and the Fresh Start tactic ("I don't know why you're so intent on dwelling on the past" and "Look, what's past is past,
Serial Stories
    Kaplin paced through the halls of the castle.  A final night loomed ever closer now and he worried for the outcome.  Years spent planning, working and striving to bring things to this point and if they failed it would all be for nothing.  The halls were empty and the sound of his boots were hollow in the vast corridors.  It was the sound of death walking ever closer.   His mind wandered and his feet did the same.     He had been looking forward but not seeing where he was going.  He stopped in front of a plain wooden door, unadorned with the crest one would normally find on rooms of such importance.  This was a special room indeed though.  Behind this door was the most treasured possesion he had.  Hesitating as he placed his hand on the knob, his breath caught in his chest.  Closing his eyes Kaplin was able to gather himself and open the door.    He walked into the bedroom, red velvet on the windows blew in the wind, the ornate posted bed in the center was shrouded in pale yellow s
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Im planning on persuing a career in either stripping or porn since I had a strong shot at both before joining the army. Do you think I have a good enough body to give it another shot?
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I have been asked for my phone number several times now. You'd think that if a person on here read my about me, they "might" figure out that would be a bad idea. I've had bad experiences with the internet, so no one gets numbers, pics, or anything like that unless they are real family or friends (since they would be family and friends, they would already have that, right?). These people should also be able to figure out that they aren't going to get pics of me either. Giving too much information and trusting people on the internet is how the CraigsList killer was so successful. I don't plan on being a victim. I've been hurt enough by someone I met one here. So, all you are going to get is what I put on my profile. I will still do the rates, likes, drinks and other things though. Ok, I'm done ranting now lol.
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Serious.. Sh*t Of A Dream... I Had....
I had this dream where i saw this car driving down the road... It was going really fast... and then it slammed on its breaks... and then turned off the road flipped over on its side... and then upside down and then back over to its original position and then not 5 seconds later... It just blew up nothing but smoke and fire. I couldnt even tell if there was a person in the car or anything Because obviously it happend so fuckin fast...  That i just.. woke up from it in a cold sweat... The back of my neck was just.. soaked... My forhead was warm... And i was shaking.. I mean WTF ?  I Mean. I Know that theres probably some kind of explaination behind as to why I had this dream... Maybe It brought back a bad memory  of me getting into a car accident with my mom a few years ago.... Where she slammed her brakes and hit someone from behind.. And then the force of that.. caused my seat belt to lock up... Which i know seatbelts are suppossed to do that... ( Im not stupid )  But this dream.. Was
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I got a call from the Toronto police last night because my ex was "afraid I'd send someone to hurt her". Seriously? She's my ex, why the f*** would I even bother spending that much time, or money, to send someone to a different country to hurt someone that means nothing to me? I mean, I haven't thought about the bitch in somemonths  now, and all of a sudden I'm willing to spend time thinking about her? Riiiiigghhhttttt.... That's as believable as a fiend saying they're not addicted to something, ya know? As I told the officer on the phone, the woman isn't worth the time or money it would take to do so. It was pretty funny when my mother and little sister both got on the phone with the cop and told him that she's known for trying to start drama when she gets mad at  someone, and it was even funnier when the cop agreed with them when they both said she needs to go see a shrink and get her head checked.... Man, I gotta avoid psychotic chicks.
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Hey all- There is a contest going on that FrogMaster is holding. He has asked people to make him a salute and I have entered. I need your help- Posted on my friend KittyKimora's page. I know I have at least one other person reading this besides my mom. Vote early, vote often. Anyone out there who is willing to help, please.... go rate my salute ON FROGMASTERS page. PLEASE rate as the contest is based on VOTES ONLY!!! Let me know that You've done this by leaving a comment or telling me in the shout box and I'll buy ya a fu-drink- thanks!!!!!! Each vote is appreciated! 48ALSO- if anyone would be interested in reposting this as a blog it would be greatly appreciated. Here is the link to his page in case ya need it. (thanks Fuzzy Jay, you rock!) http://www.fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=10026&albumid=584325&i=4117967173 Love, KittyKimora XOXOXOXOXOXOXO Nah, you folks don't want to know that story. Besides, the statute of limitations isn't up yet. Plus, the goats and midg
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Sup Juggalos, This Sunday I talked a little bit about the Juggalo House Theory. Some of you may remember reading about how the Fellowship Of Juggalos interprets Juggaloism kind of like a House. Family is our basic building block, our foundation. Coming up out of that foundation are the pillars of Individuality, where as each one of us are Individuals and have the right to interpret the Carnival and Faith as we so choose. Bonding this Individuality together is Acceptance which acts like the walls for our proverbial house. Each one of us must Accept each others differences. Our ability to Individually Accept one another for who we are is what holds up the roof of Unity and Strength. I think every Sunday before the actual sermon I would like to share a little bit about FOJ so that Juggalos can make informed decisions on their own. Also, this Sunday I played a controversial song on the air. I played a little bit of Corporate Avenger. I wanted to make sure that ninjas underst
Serotonin Reuptake Inhibitors: Friend Or Foe?
and thank you for all your love prayers and concern. i went to a public wooded park late wednesday evening-the same one i went to in 1975 eqipped with all i needed. i wasn't sad by the time i got there-i just thought of my booming record sales and noteriety i would receive but never enjoy. i found my spot--it was 9.22 pm eastern daylight savings time--i opened 2 bottles-took from one and then the other-before i returned to bottle 1 a deep sleep befell me--i heard in my mind in almost concert hall quality the opening refrains of my song 'The Funeral Fire' that closes my melancholia falling album. 11 hours later--i wake up--sad-but still here--i pop 2 caffeine pills and drove home. i got home and had a google alert that serotin reuptake inhibitors withdrawal--the meds i was using to combat my sadness can cause suicide--well--not here--almost but no . why was i withdrawing--the dr. proscribed 50 mgs twice a day--the ins co would only give 100mgs. i also got an email that my prescription
Serp's Random Thoughts
I don't get this, and being a geek, I figured I'd go out about figuring out the pseudo-scientific way. I'm trying to figure out what it is I'm doing wrong in trying to find a smart, fun, attractive woman, that I find interesting, who thinks the same of me. Currently it seems as if the only people to visit my profile are over 40, or not in the least bit physically attractive to me. Now don't get me wrong, I'm not totally picky about looks. However I very firmly believe that someone with a great personality makes for a terrific friend, the difference that bridges the divide between friend and relationship is usually the physical attraction. Therefore I'll talk to people I don't necessarily find attractive, but do so knowing that it'll likely never be more than a friendship. There are a lot of women here, on other dating sites, and just in the world in general that hold most if not all the qualities I look for, but don't seem to be all that interested in me. Or maybe they a
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i was finally allowed to cum last night and it was wonderful. It had been 7 days since i was last allowed to cum. There may be Mistress or slaves out there who read this and think 7 days if not very long, but i am new, and i used to cum almost everyday. On top of this, i have to wear stockings to bed every night, and i have a huge stocking fetish. i have to play with myself in the bed every night and not cum. At work, i have to go to bathroom twice a day and play with myself and not cum. i am also very turned on by the humiliation of playing with myself at work. i have to come to my Mistress on webcam, naked and bowing, another huge turn on. i am surrounded by stimuli, placed there by Mistress M, and i am only allowed to cum on her command. Last night was one of those nights. i put my stockings on as usual, but i also put 5 clotespins on each nipple. i tried to make it last, but i only held out less than 10 minutes. When i was done, i had a huge puddle. As per orders, i
Serve, Service, Servitude?
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Serving You
Part 1 I will pull the ribbon from your hair and hold your head inside my cupped hand and kiss you. I will lower you gently to the bed and never stop looking through your eyes to you. I will use my hands to strum your heartstrings and to slowly peel away the layers of your protection (until nothing is between us but electricity). And I will shock you with my kisses on places you did not expect a man to love so tenderly so much. I will ask for nothing from you - my passion is for you and for your pleasure (not for mine). I will serve you and will slowly suck your flesh into my mouth (tasting your excitement) and caress you, slowly, as your movements gain momentum. I will kiss the place and use my tongue to tantalize and tickle as you hold my head and push it deeper, god, yes, deeper. I will know that I have found you by the timbre in your moans and in your cries and I will just keep on exploring the explosion of your p
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That morning her Master sent a message summoning her for that evening. Oh the excitement that came over her face.. the tingle that she got all over her body. Now the night before she presented her gift but today it would be a day of just showering him with things that she felt came from her heart and ones that he would love. From the time that she began to the very last touch of the presentation... she thought to herself how wonderful her Master was... how she would do anything for him. She finished and then it was night. Her master was very pleased with what she had done. He said to her .. thank you for all that you have done here today. I am very pleased and grateful that you thought of such gifts. He led her into the bathroom where there was flowers, music, and a tub of warm water and bubbles waiting for her. Her heart began to beat heavily with excitement as he guided her into the warm water. She laid back, looked at her master in the eyes and as if to tell him without words how gr
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Oh, there's MUCH more to know about Sheriff Joe! Maricopa County was spending approx. $18 million dollars a year on stray animals, like cats and dogs. Sheriff Joe offered to take the department over, and the County Supervisors said okay. The animal shelters are now all staffed and operated by prisoners. They feed and care for the strays. Every animal in his care is taken out and walked twice daily. He now has prisoners who are experts in animal nutrition and behavior. They give great classes for anyone who'd like to adopt an animal. He has literally taken stray dogs off the street, given them to the care of prisoners, and had them place in dog shows. The best part? His budget for the entire department is now under $3 million. Teresa and I adopted a Weimaraner from a Maricopa County shelter two years ago. He was neutered, and current on all shots, in great health, and even had a microchip inserted the day we got him. Cost us $78. The prisoners get the benefit of about $0.2
A Server's Guide To Help You Understand.
Note before reading: I love what I do, I enjoy the thrill of working under so much pressure without a problem. I love the funny customers, the random ones, and I even love most of the people I work with, but I don’t enjoy having my day ruin because people don’t have manners/ are cheap. 1. CHILDREN "THE LITTLE DEVILS": If you have children, DO NOT (for the love of god) let them, open and dump anything on the table (ie; salt, sugar, etc). IF YOU DO, you must leave an extra $5 for the server to clean up YOUR CHILD’S mess & to restock the now unusable wasted items. We are neither their babysitter nor their parent. The least you can do is pay us for the extra work. 2. "THE CAMPERS": We care about how long you stay in our table. A good rotation of tables to make money is 3 tables and hour, even second you waste chatting about how much she’s a slut, or you can’t believe he slept with her, is losing us a tip of at least 5 bucks. So if you want to stay an hour after you eat, make s
Service Memebers
To all The service Men and Wemon out there I thank You all for YOur contrabution to defending this nation of ours... From one former service member to all that are or were in .. THANK YOU SOOO MUCH ... For all those who have fallen in the line of duty .. I lift yall all up ... thank You for giving YOur lives so that we may have a safer one ... My heart goes out to all the family that deals with there service members beeing awayfrom home .. TO all the Military Wives/HUsbands .. Thank You for standing behind them I know how hard it is to sit at home day after day praying they will come home ... this is by far the tuffest Job in the Military .. Thank Yall ALL
Serving In The Soup Kitchen
HOSTESS: Sherrylynn59 With the economy in the shape that it's in, many people are struggling to keep the wolf away from the door and many don't have enough to eat. With that being said, I thought that having a train to bring attention to the homeless and people without enough food to eat was a great idea. One of the many ways that people can get help is through the generosity of area churches and organizations that have such programs as "soup kitchens". So why not do your part to acknowledge that there are persons without enough to eat and join the "Soup Kitchen" Train? Rate the "soup" pics folder on my page (there are only 50). Then F/R/A everyone on the train. If you are already friends with them, please be sure to check if you can re-rate their profile. You can make your own comment or simply put"I'm serving in the soup kitchen" when you f/r/a members. CLICK on the link below to get to the "soup" pics folder....
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as i'm typin this i'm smokin a cigar and listening to daddys wild wood flower by raplh stanley when my father past away in january that ended my military career for the time one year in, i had a dry spell of 6 months and i made my mind up to get back in uniform i missed it, i swore back in to my previous contract to finish it out 8 years and 10 months when i done my prior service physical the doctor pulled me away after the screening and asked me as anything tragic happen in the past year or two i said ya i just lost both my parents she said its not that hard to tell its the facial expression you got and the way your head is tilted forward and your eyes look down they have that hollowed look i took a test she told me the results i was border line to having post traumatic stress disorder and the loss of my parents could be a factor damn her since then especially in reclassing school i would wake up in cold sweat and the barracks would be ice cold i recall one night about the
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okay how bout some very recent adversity?It is truly difficult to say considering the actual events that read more like a Tom Robbins novel"cowgirls in the sand"and many other hyssterical novels(I didn't read the aforementioned novel,however I  read a few others  very funny,and Bizarre.Well my back hurts so I won't elaborate(masturbate,regurgitate,acetate,those words rhyme skip to next paragrah......Any way on Nov (th 2009 I was jumped beaten up{which was the least traumatic part of that event...then my Sony Vaio Maui sunglasses $3500.00 stratocaster ...all in all about $7000.00 worth of stuff was stolen ...needless to say I was out of business(not that it was flourishing anyway)I later noticed I was agoraphobic.I was determined to make an album regardless because well because...and not one piece of art was ever on the net for sale.excepting myself ...just to see if it worked ..I bought a few Mp3's to see if it could be done.To date I believe that not one other thing has broken through
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Ser William's Expected Return To The Online State Is------
I am yet again in a contest. If you are intrested in showing support comment as much as you would like. I have nothing to ofer, but my thanks. any help is apreciated P.S Did I say it's the sexiest man on CT contest? Well it is! So only give me what you think I am worth. It ends in two weeks I'm no pimp, well in my mind maybe, but I don't pimp people out and I am not trying to start. All i ask is that you rate all Kimmy's stuff like mad during happy hour. By the way she has one today so please give her all you have. It would be nice to see her Godfather Kimmy@ fubar since I am asking for help here is 2 more favors to ask. another godfather to make for FUBAR godfather list should be.... Please rate and bomb her as much as you can. MIZZ SHADY* LEADER*OF SHADY'S S*U*P*@ fubar If you feel energized here are 3 contests Mizz Shady is in. Bomb if you can or drop as much as u can. say good luck rate 10 or 11 anything is fine. Thank you. 75,000 comments needed please
Sesame Street (punk Version)
YOU HAVE TO HEAR THIS!!!! YO, THIS IS SOME FUCKED UP SHIT RIGHT HERE. LOL. BUT IT'S A GREAT WAY TO BREAK THE KIDS IN, TO GET THEM READY TO BECOME ROCKERS, OR PUNKERS. LOL. ANYWAY, IT STARTS OFF WITH A PRINCE / WENDY AND LISA PARODY, THEN THE "SESAME STREET" SONG, THEN TO AN OLD SCHOOL SUICIDAL TENDENCIES-LIKE BREAK DOWN, WHICH IS A SWITCH INTO "C IS FOR COOKIE", AND THEN ANOTHER SS FAVORITE THAT YOU'LL RECOGNIZE. Love Sex n Death "Sesame Street" OR CLICK SONG TITLE ON PLAYER: Love Sex n Death. Sunny day making the clouds go away-can you tell me where the air is sweet-can you tell me how to get-how to get to sesame street- (2x) C is for cookie-that’s good enough for me-C is for cookie-cookie cookie cookie- 1 2 3 4 5-6 7 8 9 10-11 12 Sunny day making the clouds go away-can you tell me where the air is sweet-can you tell me how to get-how to get to sesame street-
Sesame Street Punk
This is a video that I made for my tech punk version of Sesame Street, called "Sesame Street Punk". It's only half way edited, so the lips vs the lyrics is like a kung fu movie. I might just keep it that way. lol. Oh In case you didn't notice, the intro is a Wendy and Lisa of Prince spoof. Oh and I did the voices. lol.
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I gotta say walking in the rain while your drunk really works. So does actual sleeping. Going to bed been up for 24/7 hours and yeah i am tired right now. I will be on later. How many sites do you think there are for either hook ups or a hang out lounge for people to meet up with new people or just sit around and listen to music. I have wondered I have only visited three sites and this is one of them. I just wondered how many more there are. Do you know? Das Ist der q? That is the Q? That was German Sorry.
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well i suoppse ill start my little rant off here, So ive been looking for work for the holidays and i keep getting toldto try again next year :/ kinda doesnt make sence if its holiday work to ask me to return jan of 08, a little common sence would go along way at some places now wouldnt it......then theres a girl i went out on a date with a while back , we hit it off great better than id expected but cant seem to get on that second date i seem to be committed to trying to start something but obviously not her :( ive had to have caleld over 20 times and never gotten a call back and only got her on the phone twice......ud think if u liked somone youd try to get to them or atleast call for fuck sakes , then there the sugery ive had on my jaw , i had to molors removed and bone put in then had to go back in cause i had a abses that ate aaway at my sinus bone leaveing a big gap even with the frist bone implantiation not to metion had had to have tissue removed fro my pallet to cover the bon
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Sessions W/ Nastynate420
It was a lovely day outside and the plan was to have a romantic time at the park. Well shit don't always go as planned. WE woke at bout 11 and was in the process of plannin our day. I went to the living room to light a Newport and when i came back to the bedroom she was laid across the bed with just a nightshirt on. That azz was lookin so good. I smacked it hard. "Nate must you be so rough" Yes i replied then bit her ass cheek. "MMMMmmm" was her response so i took that as a sign to do what i want.I spread her cheeks wide and ran my tongue from the tip of the ass crack all the way to her clit where i stopped and sucked on it. She exploded with a loud cry. I loved how her body jerked about as i sucked harder and put my thumb in her azz. "OOOOOhhhhh sssshhhhiiiitt Nate". I got to talkin big shit then and stood. "Bak ya ass up to the edge of this bed" She complied and assumed the position. I smacked both cheecks at the same time hard as hell. She looked back and smiled. I opened her again
Sesshamoru's Secret
It was a desolate morning with the sun hiding behind a blanket of clouds hovering the horizon looking like they could engulf the earth. Inuyasha and his friends awoke with the sound of trees rustling in the distance and an erie familiar stench in the air that made them all shake with an uneasiness that disaster was coming. “I smell a demon nearby and it carries Narakus scent,” exclaimed Inuyasha. Miroku and Sango agreed as the rose to their feet. Feeling her heart almost jumping out of her chest, “I sense a jewel shard and its getting closer” in a whisper of a voice from Kagome (who is just starting to get over larenjitus). Kirara transforms and Sango and Miroku jump on in a flight to see what this demon could be. Kagome and Shippo get onto Inuyashas back so they could keep up with the gang. Inuyasha thinking “Maybe this time I will find Naraku.”M Up ahead in the distance they see a demon, standing about three stories in the sky, eyes so evil that you could easily mistake him for the
Sessions
ok heres the scoop im a struggling mistress who has my own site and its going ok but could be alot better. i cant work a realy job right now cuz im on disability. im trying so hard to go to fetish con i know its what i need to do to make my name. if any of you know of a way to help please message me back. thanks Mistress Adalin P.S. and if you are interested my website is mistressadalin.com i have photos on now and i am also offering cyber session. hope to hear from you all soon thanks again. hello all just so you all know i will be offering online cyber sessions for those who are interested (and females dnt think you are excluded i love you too) just message me about it and ill let you know thanks much love mistress Adalin
Sessue's Blog
This time I know this feeling It's growing deep inside of me I know that you will change my life This time I'll keep on trying To love you more But you don't even try Someone's calling me again I will not go if you want me to stay Run with me make me alive I wanna feel you holding me tight If you're gonna treat me subtle I'll let you free the love I've buried inside Look, like everything changes I feel that fear rules my life every night, when I want to ask you something you hide your face again do I have to live like this? Take me where nobody will find me then I will promise to love you Every night, when I want you you hide your face again was it meant to be like this? If so before you hurt me I want to know my sin only once before I loose you I want to know my sin
Sessions
involve knife play: you coming in from work one day or from being outside me coming up to you holding a knife to your throat and grabbing you by the hair and pulling you to the bedroom. With the knife cutting through the shirt with the knife and grabbing your breasts and squeezing them hard while smacking them too, hard smacks. Enough to make you scream. Running the blade down your chest around your nipples playing with it around your nipples with the tip of it barely pushing it in and telling you "your gonna do what i say or else." Then running the knife down your skirt and slowly cutting it off making you squirm all over the place I put the knife back to yourthroat and tell you to be fucking still. i tie your arms up really tight so you cant get away and put a gag in your mouth so you can scream while i take the knife and move it back down to your skirt and cut it the rest of the way off exposing your panties then reaching inside of your panties and start finger fucking the hell o
Sestina Poetry -
Carnal Dreams Embraced in these carnal dreams, we indulge, instantly we become rather alert. So alive in this world of deep tantra, yet, we find ourselves wanting to believe. Creating a daring place to endure, temptations allow ourselves to embrace. Artistically we desire to embrace, feeling other spirits, tempts us to indulge. Through consistent times of tests we endure, arousing sensations brings forth alert. Silent orchestra hopes you will believe, the essence of time enhances tantra. Relinquish old times and accept tantra, when witnessed these dreams, you're bound to embrace. Stealth and forbearance makes all souls believe, lavishly living life known as tantra, Erotic impulses make one alert, cautionary, we often still indulge. Until lessons are learned we will endure, remembering the intricate tantra. Profoundly accepting a new alert, intimately longing to be embraced. We may trip and stumble as we indulge, maintaining a strong balance we beli
Sestina
Carnal Dreams Embraced in these carnal dreams, we indulge, instantly we become rather alert.So alive in this world of deep tantra, yet, we find ourselves wanting to believe.Creating a daring place to endure, temptations allow ourselves to embrace.Artistically we desire to embrace, feeling other spirits, tempts us to indulge.Through consistent times of tests we endure, arousing sensations brings forth alert.Silent orchestra hopes you will believe, the essence of time enhances tantra.Relinquish old times and accept tantra, when witnessed these dreams, you're bound to embrace.Stealth and forbearance makes all souls believe, lavishly living life known as tantra, Erotic impulses make one alert, cautionary, we often still indulge.Until lessons are learned we will endure, remembering the intricate tantra.Profoundly accepting a new alert,&nb
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Set Him Free
A mirror stands in front of me, it’s not myself I see. It’s you, but how can this be. Wait I see a gate, off in the mist. You seem to be, guiding me straight to it. But I stop in my tracks, too afraid to go through. It’s a trick, a trap, that’s not really you. You are bright, kind, genuine and sweet. Yet the air is cold, the ground is wet beneath my feet. Your face is not projecting, light this time. It’s dark and mean, your heart isn’t speaking to mine. Whoever you are, you are not him. I will not follow you. You cannot win. Please release him, set him free. Turn him back into the man, I know him to be. Do not reach for my hand, until you let him go. Don’t try and trick me, I’ll be the first to know. If it’s the real him, or just you in disguise. All it will take is one look, in his eyes. The power of love, surrounded by blue. Not the cold hard look, you have about you. He is everything, you
Set Him Free
I wrote this poem a long time ago when someone I care VERY much about seemed lost to me...and LUCKILY that person is who he once was and I love him very much!!   A mirror stands in front of me, but it's not myself I see. It is YOU, but how can this be? There is a gate, deep inside the mist. You are guiding me, though you do not exist. I'm stopping in my tracks, too afraid to go through. It's a trick, a trap, for this is not you. You are loving, kind, genuine and sweet. Yet the air has me chilled, with ice at my feet. Your face is not projecting, the same light this time. You're jaded and lost, your heart isn't speaking to mine. Whoever you are, you are not him. I will not follow you, you cannot win. Please release him, set him free. Turn him back into the man, I know him to be. Do not reach for my hand, until you let him go. Don't try and trick me, I'll be the first one to know. If it is the real him, or just you in disguise. With only one look, into his eyes. The p
Set It Free
ITS ALL GOOD!!NEED I SAY MORE LOL!I MEAN REALLY AS IF PEOPLE REALY TRULY GIVE A DAMN ANYWAYS SHIT THIS IS FOR MY OWN AMUSEMENT & DISTRACTIONS.IF YA WANNA KNOW WHY WELL THEN YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO AND YES I AM BEING A SMART ASS CUZ I AM SMART AND GOT AN ASS!LOL GOTCHA;) SO HOW U LIKE ME NOW!;) I HAVENT BEEN ON IN A WHILE BEEN ILL BUT HEY THATS ANOTHER BLOG COMING SOON NOT UR AVERAGE BLOG SO I WILL TRY TO GET TO IT OR START IT ANYWAY MAYBE TODAY. WELL I NEED MORE COFFEE SO I AM OUT OF THIS BLOG!FAREWELL& BLESSED BE WITH LOVE AND LIGHT AND DARK CUZ LIFE ISNT ALL LOVE AND LIGHT AND I LOVE THE DARK! WELL EVERYONE HAS HEARD THAT OLD SAYING IF U LOVE SOMONE SET THEM FREE IF THEY RETURN ITS MEANT TO BE!WELL AFTER MANY LONG SLEEPLESS NIGHTS AND MANY ATTEMPTS TO GET BACK ON TRACK NO NEED TO GO INTO THE DETAILS OF WHY I LEFT MY LOVE LETS JUS SAY HIS HEAD WAS UP HIS ASS OK ANYWAYS I LEFT IN AUGUST DIDNT SPEAK OR SEE AT ALL FOR OH ABOUT 6 MONTHS WHEN WE FINALLY DID SPEAK AL I HAD TO SAY WAS WHEN
Set It Free
I keep reading in magazines and I hear it in movies that......If you love something then set it free, if it returns it is yours to keep, if it doesn't it never was.!! WELL....I say rubbish If you really love something then hold it as near to your heart as possible and never let it go
Set Lists.
Setlist - Crossroads - Garwood, NJ - 6/4/2011 Sean - Guitar, Vocals A Day Like This * New Love Song Trust In Me * Something Real > Sample In A Jar (Phish) $ Mountains # As It Grows a. Intercontinental Soup & b. Without A Name/ Jack The Knife I Don't Know * % * first time played $ with Brian Colburn on vocals and "Wilson" (Phish) and "The Divided Sky" (Phish) teases # with "I've Got A Feeling" (Black Eyed Peas) joke & with "Punch You In The Eye" (Phish) tease % with Ed Faust (drums), Brian Colburn (bass/ vocals), and DC Slater (guitar) Soundcheck: "I Remember You" (Skid Row) and Gotta Jibboo (Phish) Also performed "Endlessly" with The 4th. Opened for The 4th reunion show, which was pretty awesome to see!!!!Setlist - Donegal Saloon - Kearny, NJ - 5/21/2011 Sean Faust's Mostly Pink Floyd Show Sean - Guitar, Vocals Pete Ciliberto - Mandolin, Vocals Robert Fulton - Guitar, Vocals Chris Bobbins - Upright Bass Ed Faust - Drums Free Four (Pink Floyd) > Breathe (Pink Floyd) > On The Run Jam >
"set Me Free"
SET ME FREE Light a candle, Set me free, release the pain inside of me. Replace this sadness on my face, your love will fill the hollow space. Open up for ALL to see, Pleeease--Don't let go of me. Trapped and lost within my walls, tear them down, my savior calls. Filling in my every need, light the way for me to see. Make me whole as once i was, spin a web of undying love. Exsisting for your eyes to see, Light a candle, Set me free!
Set Me Free
Life it seems to fade away, Drifting farther everyday. Getting lost with in myself, Nothing matters, No one else, I have love the will to love, Simply nothing more for me, Need the end to set me free, Things aren't what they used to be, Missing one inside of me, Deathly loss this can't be real, Growing darkness,taking dawn, I was me,but now he's gone. She's so alone, She don't understand the road she's on. She's not alone in this world we live, But she just thinks she has nothing to give. She's so alone, To grown to always be so young,to young to act so grown. She's not alone in this life I gave, I prase her everyday give her the finest raves. She's so alone, I want to show her the ways to shine threw without actting all grown I know she is not alone for she is mine, I would drop everything on a dime. If she would just talk to me instead of traveling this road, She could go down a different path if she would liten the load. She's so alone,almost like an an
Setting Rules For Swinging - Part 1
Every advice column I've seen on beginning swinging includes the phrase "set rules and live by them". Unfortunately, the authors of those columns rarely go into any detail about how to do so. This article is not meant to be the definitive source on rules for swinging, but rather a starting point for you to begin talking about your comfort level with your significant other. The first thing you need to remember is that the person you share your life with, is the important person in swinging. Their comfort level, passion and self-esteem should always be your first concern. That said, when discussing rules, you will need to remember that no matter how outlandish, silly, bizarre, or just plain crazy the rules your partner comes up with may seem to you - they need to be respected, because that rule is clearly important to your partner. I'd also like to express my opinion that a discussion about rules should not be approached as a bargaining session, nor as a negotiation, but
Settin A Few Things Straight
THERE ARE A COUPLE PEOPLE THAT LIKE TO PUT MY NAME IN THEIR MOUTHS.AND THEY CANT SEEM TO GET A STORY STRAIGHT TO SAVE THEIR SOULS.SO I AM HERE TO TELL YA MY VERSION OF ALL OF IT.AS MOST OF YOU THAT KNOW ME ALREADY KNOW,I HAVE A VERY KIND HEART.WELL A FEW MONTHS AGO,2 PEOPLE THAT I HAD NEVER BEFORE MET IN PERSON NEEDED A PLACE TO LIVE.I OPENED UP MY HEART AND MY HOME TO THEM.IN THE BEGINNING THINGS WERE GOOD.WELL LIL BY LIL THINGS CHANGED.THEY WERE RUDE TO MY CHILDREN,MY VISITORS,AND TO MY OTHER FRIENDS.THEY DESTROYED MY $400.00 COMPUTER TOWER THAT WAS LESS THAN 6 MONTHS OLD.ONE OF THEM TOOK 3 MONTHS TO GET A JOB,WHICH STRAINED THE WHOLE HOUSEHOLD.USING THE EXCUSE THAT HE COULDNT FIND A JOB.WELL LOOKING FOR A JOB WOULD REQUIRE GETTING OUT AND PUTTING IN APPLICATIONS,INSTEAD OF SITTING ON YOUR ASS IN FRONT OF THE COMPUTER.HE BITCHED ABOUT EVERY LIL THING THAT MY KIDS DID,SAID RUDE COMMENTS TO MY YOUNGEST DAUGHTER ABOUT HER WEIGHT AND STUFF LIKE THAT.THE WOMAN THAT MOVED IN NEVER DONE MUC
Settle A Bet For Me
Settings
EVERYONE NEEDS TO MAKE SURE YUR SETTINGS R SET CAN NOT LEAVE COMMENTS NOR ANYTHING THANK U !!!!!!! TONGUE....
Settlin
Settlin' (Tim Owens/Jennifer Nettles/Kristian Bush) Fifteen minutes left to throw me together For Mr. Right Now, not Mr. Forever Don't know why I even try when I know how it ends Lookin' like another "maybe we could be friends" I been leavin' it up to fate It's my life so it's mine to make I ain't settlin' For just gettin' by I've had enough so-so For the rest 'a my life Tired 'a shootin' too low So raise the bar high Just enough ain't enough this time I ain't settlin' For anything less than everythang (yeah) With some good red wine and my brand new shoes Gonna dance a blue streak around my livin' room Take a chance on love and try how it feels With my heart wide open, yeah, you know I will Find what it means to be the girl Who changed her mind and changed the world I ain't settlin' For just gettin' by I've had enough so-so For the rest 'a my life Tired 'a shootin' too low So raise the bar high Just enough ain't enough this time I ain't settlin'
Setting Back The Race
Circus Oral Sex the Magic of " Deep Throat" Sword swallowers who can swallow a non-retractable solid steel blade at least two centimetres wide and 38 centimetres long are recognised by the SSAI (Sword Swallowers' Association International). While that is impressive, I doubt that it feels very good. In a study of Sword Swallowers' Forty-six SSAI members took part in the study, 19 had experienced sore throats whilst learning, many had suffered lower chest pain following some performances, and six had suffered perforation of the pharynx and oesophagus, one other was told a sword had 'brushed' the heart. While I have received some truly AMAZING head only 1 woman has actually taken me into her throat and gone nose to stomach. It felt great but the shock of the sight of what she'd done was difficult to categorize. It was like watching some of the things Chris Angel does on "MINDFREAK" it is a sight I won't soon forget. Now to the mechanics of the act esophagus, the idea is to like
Setting Up A Computer
A wife was helping her husband set up his computer, and at the Appropriate point in the process, told him that he would now need To Enter a password. Something he will use to log on. For the shock effect to bring this to his wife's attention. Plainly obvious to his wife that he was keying in... >>> >>> >>> P..... >>> >>> >>> E..... >>> >>> >>> N..... >>> >>> >>> I..... >>> >>> >>> S..... >>> His wife fell off her chair laughing when the computer replied: PASSWORD DENIED - NOT LONG ENOUGH
Settle
nothing left but hurt and pain..the ones that want me are the ones i don't want the ones i want are the ones that don't want me..its not so bad someone wants me even if it is not the one i want, not so bad to be loved even though the one that loves me is not the one i love, wont be the first time wont be the last time, i settle!
Setting Yourself Up...
Sometimes I wonder why we set ourselves up for disappointment. I wish I knew how to keep myself from doing this. I realize it after the fact and I tend to do it quite a bit. Keepin this first blog short and simple. Just something to think about, then again I don't want to beat myself up over it. What's finished, is finished.
Settling Down
Well I've think i have giving myself time to think things Over figured it was time for me to Start thinking of Settling Down and Start thinking of a serious realtionship.I've been with my Ex for 9 yrs and we have been apart for bout 5 or 6 months. Last time i have giving myself 1 yr to find a new special someone. and she lasted 9 yrs and 3 wonderful children.kinda hard to put into words exactly what im tring to say and feeling..Not sure if this makes any sence.
Settle
I am in a totally pissed off mood today so, I thought I would blog about it. I am the sweetest person in the world until I get crossed. Certain people are getting ready to make me cross that line to the Queen Bitch. I can go from nice to bitch in .8 seconds. It is getting to that point now that people are seriouly pissing me off. If it's games you want, it's game I can gave you. I can play the game better than what anyone thinks I can. So, bring your weak game on because I am waiting and so willing to play your game. The way I play the game, you want ever forget me. I play those games very well! Ladies, why do we always settle for Mr. Right Now instead of Mr. Right. It seems tha Mr. Right Now always breaks our hearts and we enjoy what's not good for us. Sometimes I think Mr. Right takes forever to come to us. The waiting for Mr. Right can get to you because you wonder is he out there or should you settle for Mr. Right Now. Waiting on Mr. Right can be the hardest thing to do. Because, y
Set The Date
~setting The Record Straight~
Okay so I think it's time to let people know who I am and what I'm all about. I'm not going to state the obvious like age, relationship status, etc. because that info. is apparent if you look at my profile. I am a girl who is very lucky to be where I am right now. I was involved in some very bad things as a kid including gangs and drugs. I dropped out of school at age 16. You're probably thinking "where is she going with this", well you'll see soon enough. I work for the State of California as an Associate Governmental Program Analyst. This position is one that people on the outside of state government can't even touch without a Bachelor's degree...or if you are on the inside of state government, you have to have an extreme amount of ambition, motivation and intelligence. I have been extremely dedicated and worked very hard to get where I'm at in my career, which is not something most people with my past have been able to achieve. So enough of that. Now on to the rea
Setting The Record Straight...
Ok...for those who haven't noticed yet...Todd and I are back together...this latest fiasco did not entail either of us actually going anywhere or even an actual argument...however statements were made concerning the status of the relationship and it was decided that for the time being we were broken up...Now at some point our fubar profiles ended up changed and some "friends" were notified of what went on...some just noticed and asked and others were left to wonder...All of you who really know us and are truly a good friend know how rough this last year has been...ALL of you have been supportive through the entire process...and I know some of you feel like I have let you down...But seriously our relationship is not as open and shut as it may seem...there are a lot of factors that complicate the hell out of it and may or may not have been mentioned or talked about enough for anyone outside of us to make any sort of adequate judgment as to whether this is a healthy relationship...No two
Settled In
Well we got settled in down here in Florida. It is so different than OK or TX. My job is going well. My oldest starts school next week and my youngest one likes his sitter. It's a friend of mine that I went to school with, so I know he'll be safe. My mom has called like a zillion times since I've been down here. I know she's worried about us, but she has to understand that I can make it on my own. We're taking the boys to Disneyworld tomorrow. My oldest is so excited about it, my little one doesn't really understand it yet. Disneyworld is so cool, I got to go with one of my Aunts when I was 9. She took me and some of my sisters when we were little. Of course being girls, our favorite thing was the castle. haha I'm so thankful for the friends that I have down here, they have really helped me and my boys. Thanks Jen, Sam, and Stacy
Setting It Straight
Well my friends it is that time of the year again, time for Holiday stress, holiday shopping and all of the good and bad things that the holidays bring upon us. It’s a time where seemingly every year that you always remember things that happen during the holidays, making for a lifetime of memories. In Fubar World, it’s pretty much the same. You see Xmas Auctions, holiday bling pack specials, everyone it seems with a Santa hat of some variety on for the weeks leading up to the holidays. and in past years, have a present of some variety under your Xmas tree when you sign in, which you can’t open until Midnight 12/25 Pacific Time. When I lived on the east coast that amounted to 3 AM. Needless to say. There were some funny milk and cookies moments there. This year, we have a new twist , this NSFW crackdown policy for default pictures that was put in around Thanksgiving. Which basically said you can’t be in your underwear or slam you boobs into your default picture.
Set The Record Straight
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Seven Deadly Sins
Sevendust
Seven Silent Tears
This is a poem I wrote about two years ago.. Seven Silent Tears Last night as I went to bed, Thoughts of you appeared in my head. Although I've not cried this way in years, On to my pillow fell seven silent tears. The first one came as a vision of your smile, it carries with it the innocence of a child. The second fell from the thought of your lips, That I wish I had just one more chance to kiss. The third tear fell as no surprise, As I thought of the beauty and warmth in your eyes. The fourth came rolling down my cheek, As I realized losing you has made me so weak. The fifth tear fell from my face, As I thought of the strength of your embrace. The sixth tear came as I rose from my bed, As I thought of all the bad decisions and where they have led. I'm still in love with you and I miss you so dear, Because of that fell my seventh silent tear.
Seven Angel's
The Seven Principles Of Magick
The Seven Principles of Magick Author: Masery Posted: March 4th. 2007 Found Online at: http://www.witchvox.com/va/dt_va.html?a=usca&c=words&id=11152 The Principle of Attraction Everything we think, say, and do involves the exchange of magickal energy, and likewise, everything that we experience or observe has an affect on us on a magickal level often completely unnoticed and every exchange of energy is creative in that it always causes a change in some way, even if this is only on the level of magickal energy itself. The principle of Attraction can be stated as Like energy attracts like energy. What we send out, we get back. If you focus our thoughts on success, the energies of success flow out from you and into the universe, and literally attract success . The principle of attraction is not as simple to put into practice as it sounds however, because our negative thoughts, intents and choices are also returned. We get exactly what we choose. Much like the Dji
Seven Deadly Sins... 2 Josh
When Everything is gone and theres nothing you can bare. What do you do when there's no one around and no one left to care? When the pain has sunk in and you no longer want to fight, whats really left to decide? When everyone you know has given up on you and found someone else to take your place... Whats really left but suffering and pain? When they pull something lower than the ground, Do you get angry? Do you scream? Do you cry? Or Do You Get Revenge? You've hurt me once before and now you've done it yet again. Hiding things from me, now you've made a mistake. I am the god who is most liekly to sin. And weither or not you like it... I'm giving in. I'm giving into tricking you with Lust, only to make you feel pain. I'm giving into ENVY, for those who have never felt this pain... I'm giving into GREED because I want to rip out your heart and brian. I'm giving into SLOTH because I forget about the pain. Ask me if I care, the truth is too much for you to bare. I'm drowning i
Seven
im up a creek with out a paddle and i thinkmaybe its time i walk away from a lot of the things that are hurting me..idk hard choices suck... The time has come to pull out the screams inside my head, I want to give them to you and yet never make a sound. You've given me pain and have never hurt yourself, watched me cry and yet never shed a tear...I could touch you and you would never feel the warmth from my skin, you're so cold you're frozen, unfeeling stone. I've watched you tear me down, I've felt you break my heart, and in your heart there's just no place for me...Find it written on the wall, in my favorite shade of lipstick just for you to see,how it's come a time to end the likes of you and me. I never could have given you enough, you'd always want just one more piece, enough of my soul to have control over me...But here I am and now look, Im breaking you down...Taking back everything I gave you...does it make you feel like less of a man when you cant bend me, when you cant break m
Seventeen
You're only 29 Got a lot to learn But when your mummy dies She will not return We like noise it's our choice It's what we wanna do We don't care about long hair I don't wear See my face not a trace No reality I don't work I just speed That's all I need I'm a lazy sod I'm a lazy sod I'm a lazy sod I'm so lazy Yawn I'm a lazy sod I'm a lazy Sid I'm a lazy sod I'm so lazy I can't even be bothered Lazy Lazy
Seven Kinds Of Sex
The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex. This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and you both have sex until you are blue in the face. The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for a short time and you are so horny you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen. The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for a long time. Your sex has gotten routine and you usually have sex only in your bedroom. The 4th kind of sex is called: Hallway Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the hallway you both say "screw you". The 5th kind of sex is called: Courtroom Sex. This is when you cannot stand your wife/Hubby any more. She/He takes you to court and screws you in front of everyone. The 6th kind is called Religious Sex, which means you get Nun in the morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun at night. OOPS. Don't forget the 7
Seven People
This man really knows the the way to a GUYS heart XD must be the long hair.. Name 7 people you can think of right off the top of your head. Don't read the questions underneath until you write the names of all 7 people. This is a lot funnier if you actually randomly list the names first No switching around the names either .. NO CHEATING!!! 1. Gabe 2. Allen 3. Dina 4. Jizzle 5. Elliot 6. Brittles 7. Andrea DON'T LOOK AHEAD UNLESS U FILLED UP THE TOP!.. How did you meet number 4? Allen started going out with her >.> What would you do if you hadn't met number 2? Life would be without humor Do u have a thing for #1? hehe, that's between me and Gabe (isn't that right hunny bunz? *muah* XD) What would you do if 3 slapped you? She probably has during our hot drunken fights for dominance XD Where does 3 live? Perry Sound, That bitch! Is your #1 ur best friend? Fucker ran me over, what do you think... HELL FUCKIN YEAH! Who is number 3's bestfri
Sevendust - Skeleton Song
Sevendust - Skeleton Song (Thanks S...for reminding me) I'll stay right here with all these familiar faces And shut-out everyone else from the world we created Instead of becoming the sick and twisted I'll lose myself in a song again And There's nothing wrong In being far from right Another skeleton song Stuck in my head all night And there's something wrong When everything goes right Another skeleton song Will save my life tonight Was it that hard - to open the door to faith When everyone feels the same A different face but on the same page And I don't need something - that hurts more than nothing So I lose myself in a song again And There's nothing wrong In being far from right Another skeleton song Stuck in my head all night And there's something wrong When everything goes right Another skeleton song Will save my life tonight So I try my best to see How you can relate to so much grief Never stop forgetting why you ca
Seven Wonders Of The World
The Seven Wonders of the World! A teacher assigned the class to list the "Seven Wonders of the World." Though there were some disagreements, the following received the most votes: 1. Egypt's Great Pyramids 2. Taj Mahal 3. Grand Canyon 4. Panama Canal 5. Empire State Building 6. St. Peter's Basilica 7. China's Great Wall While gathering the votes, the teacher noted that one student had not finished her paper yet. So she asked the girl if she was having trouble with her list. The girl replied, "Yes, a little. I couldn't quite make up my mind because there were so many." The teacher said, "Well, tell us what you have, and maybe we can help." The girl hesitated, then read, "Actually, what the 'Seven Wonders of the World' really are is... 1. To See 2. To Hear 3. To Touch 4. To Taste 5. To Feel 6. To Laugh 7. And to Love! The room was so quiet you could have heard a pin drop! The t
Seven Spanish Angels
Several Nights
Alright, it's official - I am whipped, a trained seal - it's like this tropism thing - she walks into the damned room and I wonder: What can I do for Diane? When she sniffles I have a tissue, I open beers for her, I let her play poker with the boys. (If Carter hadn't been busy with some "thing" he had to go to, I'd still be paying for that night.) Look, she says she won't move in, but I've moved out - no more eggs in the fridge, no shrimp cocktails. I am down to two square inches of counter space in the bathroom and I'm out of hangers - I swear to god, all she has at her place anymore is furniture and a trapeze (which, incidentally, she wants installed here yesterday). Nope, she wants her freedom, her inde-fuckin-pendence, and she shall have it - like I can say "no" to her. She's queen bee, I'm worker drone - it reminds me of that experiment in high school when all the damned algae or whatever turns to the magnet - yup, that's me, al
Seven Deadly Sins
Seven Souls
The essence of who we are comes with wisdom. Wisdom unlocks our limitless potential. We seek inspiration in our life. Our search takes us down paths that lead to wisdom. Knowledge and self-reflection revel our true selves. Self-reflection leads to understanding our life's journey. The journey strengthens and validates us. We gain power to create our own inspiration and to honor it. This is our Seven Souls...
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hey guys sorry i will not have a computer for 2 weeks.. it is getting some work on it... as soon as i get it back.. i will return all the love right back to ya... right now i am at the library for now... hope to talk to you all later.. love ya and i will miss ya... I will be gone for a week... I am going camping, so if u show me some love, i promise, when i get back, i will return the love back too you... see u soon and love you all, love, chris
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Seven Philosophies For A Native American Man
Seven Philosophies For a Native American Man First Philosophy - TO THE WOMEN The cycle of life for the woman is the baby, girl, woman, and grandmother. These are the four directions of life. She has been given by natural laws the ability to reproduce life. The most sacred of all things in life. Therefore, all men should treat her with dignity and respect. Never was it our way to harm her mentally or physically. Indian men were never abusers. We always treated our women with respect and understanding. So, from now on, I will treat women in a sacred manner. The Creator gave women the responsibility for bringing new life into the world. Life is sacred, so I will look upon women in a sacred manner. In our traditional ways, the woman is the foundation of the family. I will work with her to create a home atmosphere of respect, security and harmony. I will refrain from any form of emotional or physical abuse. If I have these feelings, I will talk to the Creator
The Seventh Gate
It was the night of December 21, 1992, a night that will forever be etched into memory. I would remember this night only because of the horrifying event that would soon take place. The event that would only be referred to by the spirit Agaton as "The Seventh Gate".1 On the night of December 20, 1992 two friends and I decided to make contact with a spirit named Agaton. We had become intrigued with Agaton, not because he was just a spirit, but because he identified himself as one of the original angels that had fallen from heaven during Lucifer's revolt. He described himself as having wings like a bat with a wingspan of about 100 yards. He told us about the great spiritual battle that is being fought in the heavens, and the thousands upon thousands of demons that die each day as a result of this battle. He even made mention to the quality of air that existed in hell. He said that there is no oxygen in hell, only the fragrance of burning flesh that he so craves and desires. Agaton woul
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A tisket, A tasket The Scarecrow's out his casket Turn off the lights and lock the door Prayin' that he passes A vision of the dead and the inbred A backwoods motherfucker born inside a toolshead Momma never loved me never gave me no attention Daddy was a rapist 30 years up state Fulton County Prison And I was raised by my own will Surviving off of scraps of bones, bear traps, and road kill Spending my days and my nights all alone And my mind is gone is something wong with my dome Should have put me in a tomb I didnt ask for this life When they cut me out the womb with a dull pocket knife Now I walk with a sight and a murderous ability Cornfed motherfucker feared with hostility Cracked out and I'm gone off that moonshine 100 dated proof wine made from a muskadine Out in these cornfields Learning all these wicked skills Swingin, slicing, chopping, dicing Country boy born to kill A demon spawn The child of a bastard son Seven born of seven and the Seventh child fathered one A soul bla
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Seven Kinds Of Sex ...... The 1st kind of sex is called ... Smurf Sex.This kind of sex happens when you first meetsomeone and you both have sex until you are blue in the face. The 2nd kind of sex is called ..... Kitchen Sex.This is when you have been with your partner fora short time and you are so needy you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen.The 3rd kind of sex is called ... Bedroom Sex.This is when you have been with your partner for along time. Your sex has gotten routine and youusually have sex only in your bedroom.The 4th kind of sex is called ... Hallway Sex.This is when you have been with your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the hallway you both say .... 'Fuck You.'The 5th kind of sex is called ... Religious Sex.Which means you get Nun in the morning, Nun in theafternoon and Nun at night. (Very Popular)The 6th kind is called ... Courtroom Sex.This is when you cannot stand your wife/husband any more. She/hetakes you to court and screws you in front of e
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Went to DC although I told we weren't going to DC. Ended up in Anacostia going down Martin Luther King. Went to look at a car and was heading out on Minnesota Ave. Sitting at the stop light when a DC cop drives past me and slows up. I then see a Tahoe pick up speed from a cross street and almost lose control and was headed for me. Talk about your panic stricken bitch. Never experienced that before and don't care to ever again.
Sewn Back Together
Sewn back together, All parts are from another, Hatred toward others, That see that I am, Sewn back together. Nothing seems right, On this hatred fight, difference in sight, When people see that I am. Sewn back together, All parts are from another, Hatred toward others, That see that I am, Sewn back together. Eyes do not lie, Only if they can see the person inside, The humble part of me, And not the parts that are. Sewn back together, All parts are from another, Hatred toward others, That see that I am, Sewn back together. Thoughts of suicide, That rips and tears on the inside, Taken a hellish ride, As the needle threads. Sewn back together, All parts are from another, Hatred toward others, That see that I am, Sewn back together. "written by B.K. Snodderly Jr"
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1:are you sexually active? 2:do you think sex is important part of the relationship­? 3:do you think like to do what ever your partner does to you and you will do the same? 4:what is your favorite sex position? 5:do you make love like a porn star or what explain what you do? 6:do you like sex or love? 7:do you like to go watching porns? 8:did you ever had sex in place that people may see you? 9:have you ever been sexually active with more than two person at ones? 10:what do you do to satisfy your lover when you making love would you do something that you dont like to do but he/she likes it? explain what is it.
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Just a warning to all that choose to read this, This blog is all about SEX. If you are easily offended then please don't read any further. Some of you may already know a few or all of this and for those that don't know this about me, prepare yourself. I am something of a freak, you have been warned. I should say that I also believe that anything that happens during sex should be the desire of all parties involved. Nothing should be forced on another person nor should anyone be pressured into doing something they aren't comfortable doing. To continue where the last sex blog left off... Let's start with threesomes, I've never had a threesome before or a foursome or anything like that. I've had sex with someone while two others were having sex in the next room and the doors open, but that's as close as I've been. I'm not sure if I'm even interested in trying a threesome, I have a hard time sharing my partner. I guess if I had no attachment to the two women I would likely enjoy a t
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We are awakened by your phone ringing. It's a text message from Lucy, saying she can't make it today, but would like to in the future. You slide back into my arms. You look and feel so sexy, my cock is already standing to attention and pressed into the small of your back. My arms are crossed over your chest, my hands cupping and gently squeezing your gorgeous firm breasts. I start kissing the back of your neck and your left hand reaches behind you to grab for my cock. You squeeze the thick shaft hard. I roll you over slightly so that I can kiss your mouth properly. My tongue penetrates your lips as we start to lick and suck each others mouths. I squeeze your tits harder as your little hand slowly starts to wank me up and down. Gently I bite your bottom lip, breaking away from our kiss. I lick down over your chin and leave a thin trail of saliva down your neck and cleavage. Much to your disappointment my dick pulls out of your hand as I change position, kneeling over you. I whispe
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If We Had Sex.... 20 Questions (Reply in a private email...or you can make it public so everybody can read it...(not recommended)) ================================================ 1. Would you mind me being in control first? 2. Would you smack my ass? (LOL) 3. Would you whisper freaky shit in my ear? 4. Would you like me to go down on you? 5. Would you kiss me with a little tongue or a lot of tongue? 6. Would you go down on me? 7. Would you lick me like a lollipop or suck me til I explode? 8. How many rounds would we go? 9. What would you wanna do afterwards? 10. Spit, Swallow or elsewhere on you like your face or boobs (name it)? 11. Would you lick and bite me all over? 12. Would you like long 4play or get straight to the point? 13. Would you take ur time if I told you to? 14. Would u fall asleep next to me when we were done? 15. Would u want me to go hard and fast or slow and easy? 16. Where would u wanna "do it" at?
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You scored as Exciting. You are exciting, people want to fuck your brains out and you know it. Whether it's in an airplane or on the back of the bus, sex with you is always exciting.Exciting100%Hot94%Soft75%Shy50%Wet50%Sweet44%Violent19%Awkward0%What is your sexual style?created with QuizFarm.
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You scored as Biting. When it comes to being kinky, your biggest turn on is biting. You love the ectasy of teeth sinking into your flesh, and are probably willing to return the favor. Sex just isn't sex without using your teeth.Biting100%Chains/Handcuffs83%Bondage83%Whips75%Blood67%Blind Folds67%What's Your Kinky Turn On?created with QuizFarm.com You scored as Butt. You are attracted to: the ass! your an ass man/woman.Butt100%Boobs83%Face
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come here http://s4.bitefight.org/c.php?uid=24085 so i can bite you please You scored as Sex God. You are a master at sex. You make your partner weak in the knees, and you know it. You've had the practice, and you've read the books, but don't get too cocky (pun intended) or you'll get put into place.Sex God95%A Slave To BDSM90%A Romantic68%Virgin35%How are you in bedcreated with QuizFarm.com Well it is no longer mine , it doesnt matter that it was given to to as a christmas presant. I dont deserve it because i am no longer with Steve. I really miss that car but I will not let him blackmail me into taking him back. Its all good thourgh I got another car ,Chip fixed it for me and it is a nicer car , not sporty but nice as soon as i get over my Pneumonia i will take a picture of it. I still have my jimmy FINIALLY got the top off her (YES)
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Blowjob Etiquette (by a female) 1. First and foremost, we are not obligated to do it. 2. Extension to rule #1 - So if you get one, be grateful. 3. I don't care WHAT they did in the porn video you saw, it is not standard practice to cum on someone's face. 4. Extension to rule #3 - No, I DON'T have to swallow. 5. My ears are NOT handles. 6. Extension to rule #5 - do not push on the top of my head. Last I heard, deep throat had been done. And additionally, do you really WANT puke on your dick? 7. I don't care HOW relaxed you get, it is NEVER OK to fart. 8. Having my period does not mean that it's "hummer week" - get it through your head - I'm bloated and I feel like shit so no, I don't feel particularly obligated to blow you just because YOU can't have sex right now. 9. Extension to #8 - "Blue Balls" might have worked on high school girls - if you're that desperate, go jerk off and leave me alone with my Midol. 10. If I have to pause to remove a pubic hair fr
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You have a sexual IQ of 159 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com
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Aquarius You are very random, changing moods everyday. You are very genuine, and you like to do a lot sexually. When you find something that you like, you like it a lot and want your lover to like it too. Ideally you like to find a partner who is as into sex as you are. You want a lover who is just as independent as you are and you like an equal amount of give and take in the sack. Sex matches: Aries, Gemini, Libra Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com The porno of jason's life will be called ... "Cannibal love action - live!" 'What will the porno of your life be called?' at QuizUniverse.com jason Sensual massage 'What will your sex business card say?' at QuizUniverse.com
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What's wrong with protecting yourself from pregnancy and STD's? I protected myself the only way I knew how- abstinence. Does this make me a lesbian? I heard the rumor that I was a lesbian when I was in jr high school. I didn't dispute it, if someone asked me I'd tell them I'm straight but I didn't care about any reputation. Actually, I was relieved. I thought guys didn't like me because they thought I was ugly, but they just thought I was gay. I heard the same rumor about myself in high school. Again, I didn't care I just laughed when my friend told me. I told her they thought they same thing when in was in jr high, but it's not true. How could I not care? How could I let them think I'm gay? Well, I didn't tell them I was gay, they came up with that idea on their own and not only did I not feel like proving myself to anyone, but I thought that rumor was keeping me out of trouble. If people didn't think I was gay I might have had a boyfriend and boyfriends think they're supposed t
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The best way to get over a Man is to get under another one. 20,000 people are having sex right now! 10,000 R fucking! 9,599 R making luv! 400 R hugging n kissing and 1 lonely fuck is reading this blog. ( LOL ) Borrowed this from Fl_Scorpio lol
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The Penis I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons: * I do physical labor. * I work at great depths. * I plunge headfirst into everything I do. * I do not get weekends or holidays off. * I work in a damp environment. * I work ina dark area with poor ventilation. * I work in an area with high temperatures. * My work exposes me to contagious diseases. Sincerely, The Penis *** Dear Mr. Penis, After assessing your request and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons: * You do not work eight hours straight. * You fall asleep after brief work periods. * You do not always follow the orders of the management team. * You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting other locations. * You do not take initiative. * You need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working. * You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your
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suppose u talked to someone and at first it was all sexual in ya feelings..but then u actually started to care about this person.when u dont talk u wonder how that person is.when u wake up u think of that person..but that person can never be yours is that good?is it wrong to want to be happy?...lol these are the days of our lives funny how ppl claim they love ppl one here and they never met.ima come see u baby i swear...6 months later ya still aint seen the guy..me i aint a player if ya sexy im will say so.if i plan on seeing u i will tell u that.ppl falling head over heels for someone u aint talked to or nada..wtf..does that even make sense?come on cherrytap is a popularity contest..and we all know most ppl lie like coffins under 6 feet of dirt..how long will ppl let others string em along while they laughing and screwing another...lol..its all so funny i bust a gut..i wish u all well well not all of u..some of ya can eat beaver feces u kno who u r..if ya dont then that shows how clue
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Look I love sex; kind of rough sex; whip-cream, honey out hand cuff sex. Never wit out sex; all about sex; hard back shoots, pillow in the month sex. Deep stroke sex deep throat sex; ran around here like you dont need no sex. All sex; four play sex; your back on the wall in hall-way sex. Make me wait sex; 3rd date sex; just finish arguing, but have hate sex. Relax sex missionarry style; nails in my back sex, now that's sex. No hand sex; advance sex; why you come to my crib wearing pants sex. Unlikly sex; try me sex; you ganna fuck around and be wifey sex.
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Thanks to everyone who has commented on my writting. And for all the ideas and help. I have three more stories to write before my book is done. So if anyone wants to help..... Questions and Answers So where to begin…hummm…ah yes there we go. It’s late I know you’re coming over and though we sit and talk we both knew what is going to happen, why you have come to my house, but we sit ever so polite and talk. Then finally one of us makes a move and we know where it is going to go from there. The way you touch my skin so light so soft it sets my body on fire. You takes your time, this is not a quick fuck, this is more. More intense, more erotic, just more. Your kiss starts slow using your tongue you slowly works it in and out of my mouth, making me hungry for more. You run your hands though my hair, over my shoulders, I lean into you, my body so hungry for you that I can’t keep my hands off of you. You shiver…hummm. I slowly run my tongue up the side of your neck nipping
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You scored as Outgoing. You outgoing and you have a very friendly personality.Outgoing81%Nice69%Fun56%Immature38%Shy31%mean19%Dramatic6%what kind of person are you? (shy,outgoing,fun,mean,immature,dramatic or nice?)created with QuizFarm.com You scored as A Romantic. You're a romantic through and through. You may not ever have very many partners, but it's ok. You know that it's about the person who you're having it with, and that the sex is more of a fun biproduct - a very fun biprodict. You know how to make your partner happy, and that's what it's all about.A Romantic73%Sex God
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This is the " Valentine Application." Everyone knows there's at least one person on your MySpace friends list that you want to be your Valentine. Heres the application for that special someone. Let's see who replys back with the following filled out. Have Fun. Area 1: Please provide positive answers. Name: Age: Phone: Height: Do you Drive: State You Live In: School: Grade: May I Call You: Single or Taken: Would You Date Me: Kiss On First Date: Will You Send This Back To Me?: Area 2: What would you do if I... I made a move on u: I kissed you: I lived next door to you: I started smoking: I asked you on a date: I was hospitalized: I ran away from home: I got into a fight and you weren't there? I asked u to have sex? I asked u out? Area 3: What do you think about my... Personality: Eyes: Hair: Body: Area 4: Have you ever.... Lied to make me
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The Ultimate SEX Survey by game_gurl69Do you like it rough or sensual?: roughDo you prefer to be with the opposite sex or the same sex? or both?: oppositeHow often do you like to have sex?: once a week at leastIs sex a top priority for you?: no but its funDo you have sex face to face with your partner?: most of the timeHow often do you get drunk and have wild, crazy sexy with a complete stranger?: once in a big whileHow do you feel about one night stands?: everyone should try it How many one night stands have you had?: LOL What's your favorite position?: i like them allWhere's your favorite place to have sex?: on a bed is comfyDo you prefer to make love or f*uck?: love but u dont feel it then fuckHave you ever watched porn while having sex?: yesHow long do you usually fore-play b4 doing the deed?: like 5 minDo you get off first or do they?: they do too badDo you like kissing during sex?: yesDo you moan? If so, are you loud or quite?: yes and loudDo you prefer your partn
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This one sounds better spoken because of the ryhmes. Try it out loud... Santa, making his rounds, is in a house, when he is approached by a attractive young lass... "Santa will you stay and play with me?" "Ho Ho Ho, I gotta go, got to get these toys to the kids you know." and he disappears up the chimmney. In the next house, he is approached by a another attractive young woman, this one has her robe quite open, with a wonderful veiw of her chest. "Santa will you stay and play with me?" "Ho Ho Ho, I gotta go, got to get these toys to the kids you know." and he disappears up the chimmney. In the next house, he is greeted by yet another attraqctive woman, whom is laying fully undressed on a rug in front of the fireplace. "Santa will you stay and play with me?" "Hey, Hey, Hey, might as well stay, can't get up the chimmney with my dick this way!" "Facts About Sex" Body: Facts About Sex Body: Men: 1) 94% of men lie about their penis size. According t
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man for some reason all I want is to have sex to day with a random hottie. Don't you just hate when you have those days?
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I knew she was dirty. I knew it from the moment we met. I tried for to avoid her but there was no hope. She wanted me and I could not resist. It was the wednesday before thanksgiving and of course we were the only two in the office that day. She wore a short black skirt and a white top. She was a thick curvy woman and her clothes showed all the good parts. She knew I was avoiding her and she loved it. Around lunch she walked into my office and locked the doors. I acted surprised but I knew what she was up to. She never said a word. All she did was strip down. Her huge 38dd tits bounced as she removed her bra. She walked over to me an bent over ramming her pussy and asshole right into my face. She made me lick, suck and eat both holes until I could barley breathe. I could tell she was about to cum by her breathing. At that point my cock was so hard it hurt to be locked up in my pants. She fell to her knees and took off my pants. My cock was so hard to bounced off my stomach. She reached
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yup the topic for today is...**drum roll** SEX! hells yeah! why? umm jus cause sex is a funny/ fun topic cause people have soo different ideas abotu sex.. some people think sex should only be done when your married and only in the bed room...ON THE BED! :-p (hadda throw that in) and its only sapposed to be traditional man on top... but common all you girls know what i mean (i mean if you've had sex) that after a lil while of being on bottom of the traditional style ya jus get bored waiting for the guy to get off... well heres a lil joke type thing i've came up with bout sex and i think its rather true.......................... Back in the only days you hadda be married to have sex then it went to you had to be dating (and for a considerable amount of time) then it went to you hadda know the person and maybe be dating (if not close to it) then it went to one night stands then now days you barely have to know the persons name!! (damn times change much!) ok n e ways back to the
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So i was thinking about sex and how it is all done. do u know?? lol thats a stupid question. neway i was asking a couple of people how they do it and i herd some stuff i never imagened hearing in my life. but it sounded pretty intresting. well anyway u have any idead of weird sex thatfeels great? let me kno on here or i have aim and my sn is imgunnatakeyaman!!!
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i want to find people who are interested in a no strings attached, open-ended sex fest. anyone, primarily females want to have sex then let me know. myangelgrl118@yahoo.com
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IF YOU HAD ME ALONE... LOCKED UP IN YOUR ROOM FOR TWENTY-FOUR HOURS & I HAD TO DO WHAT EVER YOU WANTED ME TO, WHAT WOULD YOU DO WITH ME? TELL ME IN MY INBOX... CUZ ITS A SECRET... THEN SEND THIS TO ALL YOUR CONTACTS... YOU MIGHT BE SURPRISED WITH THE RESPONSES YOU GET. THEY COULD MAKE YOU LAUGH OR EVEN SMILE .. LOL.IF YOU DONT REPOST THIS YOU ARE A COWARD AND ARE TO AFRAID TO SEE WHO ACTUALLY LIKES YOU.SEND THIS TO EVERYONE IN YOUR TAG TEAM. AGAIN, YOU CAN RESPOND HERE OR PRIVATELY ... IT'S ALL UP TO YOU!!! LOL. LET THE FUN BEGIN!!!!
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The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex. This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and you both have sex until you are blue in the face. The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for a short time and you are so horny you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen. The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for a long time. Your sex has gotten routine and you usually have sex only in your bedroom. The 4th kind of sex is called: Hallway Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the hallway you both say "screw you". The 5th kind of sex is called: Courtroom Sex. This is when you cannot stand your wife/Hubby any more. She/He takes you to court and screws you in front of everyone. The 6th kind is called Religious Sex, which means you get Nun in the morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun at night. OOPS. Don't forget the 7t
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My wife and I (Joyce was on my family list, she deleted her profile though...to many wierdos) are looking for coupes in our area to meet and maybe have fun with...we are clean and as for the rest, well... just ask.
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You scored as Bondage. Your turn on is bondage... all out. You don't have a specific part of kinky sex that turns you on more than any other... everything working together turns you on. And why shouldn't it? Sex isn't sex without all the trimmings.Chains/Handcuffs92%Bondage92%Biting83%Whips83%Blind Folds25%Blood17%What's Your Kinky Turn On?created with QuizFarm.com
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If We Had Sex.... Don't be scared. you never know who really wants to do you! (Reply so only I see it and Repost so others can fill it out). Don't be shy now!!!! AND YOU CANT PUT "I DONT KNOW", U NEED TO PUT AN ANSWER. PLEASE! 1. Would you let me be in control? 2. Would you pull MY hair? 3. Would you whisper in my ear? 4. Would you talk dirty to me? 5. Would you kiss me with a little tongue or a lot of tongue? 6. Would you say my name? 7. Would you go down on me? 8. Would you let me give you a hickie? 9. How many rounds would we go? 10. What would you wanna do afterwards? 11. Would you take off all your clothes then take mine off slowly? 12. Would you lick and bite me all over? 13. Would you like to play or get straight to the point? 14. Would you want me to take my time? 15. How freaky are you, 1 - 10: 16. Would you want me to go fast or slow? 17. Where would you wanna "do it"? 18. Would you be lo
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In the East Sexuality and Spirituality exist as two complimentary forces. By applying sexual energy to spiritual practice and spiritual insight to sexual activity, both are enhanced. In the West the two have traditionally been pushed apart and seen as opposing forces. But in the English language there exist subtle clues which indicate a closer relationship between Sex and Spirituality than the local minister may like to admit. The word "sacrum", the seat of the body's sexuality, is derived from the same root as "sacred." Similarly, with "testicle" the words "testify", "testimony" and "testament" are all from the same root. The ancient Hebrews swore an oath by placing their hands in front of their testicles (Genesis 24:1-9). Celibacy has been rather misguidedly advocated as a means to attain spiritual potency in some circles, but this may originally have stemmed from the sound recognition among sages that semen retention is very important to retain vitality among males an
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Welcome 2 the Nasty Survey. Are u daring enough 2 answer this 4 this person? if so, message them your answers!!! rules: Answer this 4 the person who posted this and then repost it 4 Other PPL 1.Would u fuck me? answer: 2.What position would u ........ want me to have u in? answer: 3.Would u give me head/eat me out? answer: 4.Would u fuck me hard? answer: 5.Would u fuck me the first night u met me? answer: 6.Give me a naked pic? answer: 7.Would u fuck me in the shower? answer: 8.Would u hancuff me or tie me up 2 the bed and then fuck me? answer: 9.Would u have a 3-some with me? answer: 10.What makes u want 2 fuck me? answer: 11.Would u talk dirty 2 me while we fucked? answer: 12.Where would u fuck me @? answer: 13.Would u fuck me in front of people? answer: 14.Would u fuck me again and again? answer: 15.Would u fuck me in the rain? answer: 16.Would u mind if we fucked like ........ stars? answer: 17.Would u have ph
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Daddy's Gonna Eat Your Fingers..." This one is worth passing on... This one is for everyone who a) has kids b) had kids c) was a kid d) knows a kid e) is going to have kids I was packing for my business trip and my 3 year daughter was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point she said, "Daddy, look at this," and stuck out two of her fingers. Trying to keep her entertained, I reached out and stuck her tiny fingers in my mouth and said, "Daddy's gonna eat your fingers!" pretending to eat them before I rushed out of the room again. When I returned, my daughter was standing on the bed staring at her fingers with a devastated look on her face. I said, "What's wrong, honey?" She replied, "What happened to my booger? A Florida couple, both well into their 80s, go to a sex therapist's office. The doctor asks, "What can I do for you? The man says, "Will you watch us have sexual interco
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You have a sexual IQ of 142 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com Be on the look out for this fake page. The girl using the page is using pitures of one of her friends and he agreed to do a salute for her. This is a fake page and the person using it, is stealing photos for other web sites to harrass people. The page is blueyedyankee member number 2130828. The girl using the page has a page on here has well sunshine 3584 member number 1848520, and she to is stealing photos and posting them onto another web site. She has stolen a few of mine.
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1.) How many times a day would you hug me? 2.) Would you let me hold you? 3.) Would u come with me to places? 4.) Would you love me? 6.) Would you lie to me? 7.) If I was sick what would you do? 9.) Would you leave me for one of my friends? 10.) Want to have a future with me?" 11.) Would you listen to all my problems and help me solve them? 12.) Would you introduce me to your mom/dad? 13.) Would you care about what I do when we go out? 14.) Would you hang out with me AND my friends? 15.) If your friend tried to get with me what would you do? 16.) If me and one of your friends argued, who's side would you be on? 17.) Would you give me your myspace password? 18.) If I gave you mine would you read all my mail? 19.) If I said I loved you would you say it back? 20.) How good do i look from 1-10? 21.) How do you feel about me? 22.) Have i ever made you smile? 23.) Would we just chill togethe
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I am starting to get a little nervous. I am getting married soon and my fiance is an absolutely wonderful man. My problem is that I have had a very sheltered life, and worry about if I am going to be able to please him. He definitely has a lot more experience than I do, and what experiences I have had have been with very closed minded individuals. Help! I want everything to be perfect with him because I love him so much and will do anything for him. I want to learn new things, but I'm not willing to cheat on him to learn them, and he will be back in the states soon. I will be seeing him in a month, so I don't have much time. Any suggestions out there?????
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What is your Sexual Obituary? Suddenly just before orgasm, John died while in the sack with their lover, The women's olympic hammer throw team.John will be terribly missed by The Olson Twins. 'What is your Sexual Obituary?' at QuizUniverse.com
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ok everyone if you dare take this sexual questionnaire of 100 questions! Copy and paste this email into a new email , add your answers and repost it! Enjoy! = )~ 1. what's your first name? Missy 2. male or female? female 3. how old are you? 35 4. what country or state do you live in? Illinois 5. would you say your straight, gay or bi? Bi 6. describe what you look like physically: I'm 5'2 Blonde Hair , Blue eyes , BBW 7. ok now how many fingers? Wow, stretched or un stretched? I can accommodate 3 fingers before it gets painful. 8. if you haven't told us already girls, what's your breast size? 38DD 9. how big are your nipples, and are they pink or brown? my nipples are big, and they are pink. 10. what's your favorite part of your body? My lips , My tongue and My eyes..of course! 11. what's your favorite body part on the other sex? Ass and Nice Chest 12. what's your favorite place on your body to be kissed? Lips, Neck and Ears
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Ok guys my man is in jail and he was a bastard so i'm living my life and rogering and hammerstining any cute guy who walks by. So give me a email and something my happen. I'm also very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very bored -.-
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r u a good kisser?greatguys would totaly bang you againHow do you compare? Take this test! | Tests from Testriffic
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Rules for White Girls A white girl shall never say no to her black master—she shall serve as a shameless slut and whore with her full body and mind and with no holes barred for black use. A white girl shall serve her black master's friends and anyone he designates as enthusiastically as she serves her black master. White girls shall walk, talk, act, dress, and wear the make-up and hairstyle desired by her black masters to show the world she is owned by blacks. White girls shall NEVER provide sexual pleasure to white boys. White girls are only for the exclusive use of blacks. White girls may tease, but they will deny white boys and fuck, and only fuck, blacks from this day forward. White girls shall acknowledge that they were put on this earth to provide sexual pleasure to blacks and blacks only, and they shall set their ultimate goal to be a breeding whore for blacks. White girls shall only accept healthy superior black seed bareback whenever possible. White gir
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You kiss me passionately as I open the door "I ask how bad do you want it" I pick you up; you wrap your arms around my shoulders and your legs around my waist "I ask how bad do you want it" As I put on top the counter and push your panties to the side "I ask how bad do you want it" As I slowly start to kiss you from side of your neck down to your center of your chest "I ask how bad do you want it" As I go down pass your belly button you let out a low purr "I ask how bad do you want it" I start to go back up you grab my **** and slide it inside "I ask how bad do you want it" You take your nails digging them, into my shoulders and let out a moan of anticipation "I ask how bad do you want it" You start tearing my shirt off I continue to carry you off into the bedroom "I ask how bad do you want it" You spin your body around and slam me on top of the bed "I ask how bad do you want it" As you slowly glide back and forth getting wetter
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sex is as natural as breathing thank god I have a large lung capacity sex is as natural as breathing thank god I have a large lung capacity
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yh wel sex is fukin great if you ask me leave your rating between 1 - 10 of on average how good your sex is? so what you waitin 4 ....
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well i finaly had sex, and really its not as good as i thought it would be, but it could just be that we were both bad at it, lol i wouldnt dout it for a moment, but im sure ill have plenty more chances for to do it agen and agen and agen lol
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TODAY Whats your sex style?Fierce Sex StyleStraight to it! No time for kissing and touching here... Maybe the heat of the moment...But always great! Leaving them wanting MORE EACH TIME!!!!!!How do you compare? Take this test! | Tests from Testriffic
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hey there ladies i am looking for phone sex or real sex leave ur number i need sex if u want me leave ur number i need sex today if u want to hook up tell me
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50 Mistakes Women Make When Having Sex (written by a woman so dont get mad at me) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 1. Assuming he can get a raging hard on when it suits you. Contrary to popular belief, men can't just flip a switch and get it up because you decided to stop being a frigid bitch. Getting it hard is your job. I suggest you figure it out. 2. Thinking that kissing needs to be this sweet romantic thing all the time. Sometimes pressing your lips against your partners mouth while you get off is the hot. It depends on the situation. 3. Leaving him responsible for your orgasm. You know what gets you off. Tell him. If you don't, it's your own fault when he's snoozing and you're all wound up. 4. Expecting him to cuddle. Men and women are wired differently. Sex makes most women want to talk and bond and all that shit. It makes men pass out. It's a biological thing. Stop fighting it, and stop holding it over hi
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i think i found love. it came at my doomroom this morning and asked if she can use my phone,after that i keep recieving calls from her every sec,just to thank me and to see if i got plans this weekend. i just got done having sex with mi ex-gurlfriend in high school,she gonna be a senoir next tw0 years,am going to college we broke up but she just can't stop calling and sending me her nude pic's.lol so she came over to-day and i happend to be very horny,so we got it on.lol 3and a half hours straight up.lol
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You scored as Sex God, You are a master at sex. You make your partner weak in the knees, and you know it. You've had the practice, and you've read the books, but don't get too cocky (pun intended) or you'll get put into place.Sex God78% A Romantic70% A Slave To BDSM60% Virgin28% How are you in bedcreated with QuizFarm.com
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NaughtyPoll.com - take your own poll! 1. How old are you?21-23 2. What is your sexual orientation?Straight 3. Have you ever given somone oral sex?Sure I have 4. Have you ever received oral sex?Yes, of course 5. How many sexual partners have you had?No Answer 6. What is your pubic hair style?Landing strip, a little hair still there 7. What is your choice of underwear style?Nothing At All 8. Have you ever had anal sex?Yes I have 9. What is your favorite position?Doggie style 10. How often do you masturbate?Maybe once a month 11. Have you ever kissed a girl?Yes, for sure 12. Have you ever had sex with a girl?Yes, I sure have 13. Have you ever taken, or been in naked photos?Both taken and been in them 14. Have you ever had multiple partners at once?Yes, a threesome 15. Have you watched porn?Yes, of course. Who hasn't? 16. Have you ever been to a nude beach or nudist area?Nope, I am modest 17. Have you ever watched others, or been watched having sex?Yes,
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You have a sexual IQ of 144 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com "Has Anyone Ever Tell You, Just How Special You Are The Light that You Emit Might even Light a Star Has Anyone Ever Tell You How Important You Make Others Feel Somebody out here is Smiling About Love that is so Real Has Anyone Ever Tell You that Many Times When They were Sad Your E-mail made Them Smile a bit In Fact It made Them Glad For the Time You Spend Sending Things And Sharing whatever You Find There are No Words to Thank You But Somebody, Thinks You're Fine Has Anyone Ever Tell You Just How Much They Love You Well, My Dearest Friend Today I am Telling You I HOPE I GET THIS BACK I believe that without a friend you are missing out on a lot!!! But don't j
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i need some ideas. i want to be demeaned during sex can anyone give me some ideas.
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Why is it that I can't find anyone close that just wants sex and nothing else? Anyone interested?
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Sex and your name (it seems to run true!!!) According to studies, your sexual identity is revealed by the First letter of your First name...what do you think? (Those of you with names that start with "N" will probably wish it started with "K"!) -A- You are not particularly romantic, but you are interested in action. You mean business. With you, what you see is what you get. You have no patience for flirting and can't be bothered with someonewho is trying to be coy, cute, demure, and subtly enticing. You arean up front person. When it comes to sex, it's action that counts notobscure hints. Your mate's physical attractiveness is important to you. You find the chase and challenge of the "hunt" invigorating. You are passionate and sexual as well as being much more adventurous than you appear; however, you do not go around advertising these qualities. Your physical needs are your primary concern. -B- You give off vibes of lazy sensuality. You enjoy being romanced, wined, and dined. Yo
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Sex by Dwayne Gordon How can you live without sex in your life....... Sex in the morning Sex in the eveving Sex at night Every minute of the day Sex.......Sex........Sex Sex is great sex is bad Do it hard when you get mad Sex today Sex tommorow Sex everyday when you're in sorrow Sex on the bed Sex on the floor Have it everyday you will want more.
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1) 94% of men lie about their dick size. According to condom manufacturers, only 6% of men need to use extra large condoms. 2) The average man is 5 inches long when erect (no matter what you have heard ladies, that's the truth). (incidentally the average vaginal capactity is only 6 inches, for you women who think you can handle king dong) 3) 80% of American men are circumsized. Even though Pediatrics say it is not necessary. 4) No matter what all the ads say, nothing can make your penis grow but time (most men reach the end of their growth by the early 20's) 5) There is no correlation between penis size and shoe size, hand size, or nose size. 6) Blue balls does exist! It's technically called "prostatic congestion." 7) Only 16% of men shave their privates. +Some stuff on the ladies+ ------------------------------ 1) Only 9% of women around the globe consider themselves "attractive" (20% of British women do). 43% of women use the term "natural", 24% say they have "
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The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex. This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and you both have sex until you are blue in the face. The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for a short time and you are so horny you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen. The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for a long time. Your sex has gotten routine and you usually have sex only in your bedroom. The 4th kind of sex is called: Hallway Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the hallway you both say "screw you". The 5th kind of sex is called: Courtroom Sex. This is when you cannot stand your wife/Hubby any more. She/He takes you to court and screws you in front of everyone. The 6th kind is called Religious Sex, which means you get Nun in the morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun at night. OOPS. Don't forget the 7
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Recent research shows that there are 7 kinds of sex: The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex. This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and you both have sex until you are blue in the face. The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for a short time and you are so horny you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen. The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for a long time. Your sex has gotten routine and you usually have sex only in your bedroom. The 4th kind of sex is called: Hallway Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the hallway you both say "screw you." The 5th kind of sex is called: Religious Sex, which means you get Nun in the morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun at night. The 6th kind is called Courtroom Sex. This is when you cannot stand your wife (or husband) any more. She/he takes you
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NaughtyPoll.com - take your own poll! 1. How old are you?Over 30 2. What is your sexual orientation?Straight 3. Have you ever given someone oral sex?Sure I have 4. Have you ever received oral sex?Yes, of course 5. How many sexual partners have you had?No Answer 6. What is your pubic hair style?Trimmed neatly 7. What kind of underwear do you wear?Boxer Briefs 8. Have you ever taken, or been in, naked photos?Yes, taken them 9. Have you ever been to a nude beach, or nudist area?Yes, a nude beach 10. Do you watch porn?Yes, of course. Who hasn't? 11. Have you ever watched others, or been watched having sex?Yes, watched others, but never been watched 12. How large are you...ya know, in the pants?Over 8 inches 13. Have you ever expirimented with another man?No, I'm straight as can be 14. What is your favorite sexual position?Doggie style 15. Are you circumcised?Yes I am 16. What gets you off fastest?Blow job 17. How often do you masturbate?Whenever I can
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Body: Dear Wife, During the past year I have tried to make love to you 365 times. I have succeeded 36 times, which is an average of once every ten days. The following is a list of why I did not succeed more often: 54 times the sheets were clean 17 times it was too late 49 times you were too tired 20 times it was too hot 15 times you pretended to be asleep 22 times you had a headache 17 times you were afraid of waking the baby 16 times you said you were too sore 12 times it was the wrong time of the month 19 times you had to get up early 9 times you said weren't in the mood 7 times you were sunburned 6 times you were watching the late show 5 times you didn't want to mess up your new hairdo 3 times you said the neighbors would hear us 9 times you said your mother would hear us Of the 36 times I did succeed, the activity was not satisfactory because: 6 times you just laid there 8 times you reminded me there's a crack in the ceiling 4 times you told me to hurry
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Recent research shows that there are 7 kinds of sex: The 1st kind of sex is called: *Smurf Sex* This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and you both have sex until you are blue in the face. The 2nd kind of sex is called: *Kitchen Sex* This is when you have been with your partner for a short time and you are so horny you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen. The 3rd kind of sex is called: *Bedroom Sex* This is when you have been with your partner for a long time. Your sex has gotten routine and you usually have sex only in your bedroom. The 4th kind of sex is called: *Hallway Sex* This is when you have been with your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the hallway you both say "screw you." The 5th kind of sex is called: *Religious Sex* This is when you get Nun in the morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun at night. (Very Popular) The 6th kind is called *Courtroom Sex* Th
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Body: EVEN IF YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND OR GIRLFRIEND- REPOST THIS! SEE HOW MANY PEOPLE SEND THIS BACK TO YOU IN YOUR INBOX! Ladies Title it "BOYFRIEND Application" Guys Title it "GIRLFRIEND Application" 1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Favorite Color: 4. Whats your sign: 5. Height: 6. Hair (color and style): 7. Piercings/tattoos: HERE COMES THE FUN: 1. Are we friends? 2. Do you have a crush on me? 3. Would you kiss me? 4. ...with tongue? 5. Would you enjoy it? 6. Would you ever ask me out? 7. Would you make a move on me in a movie theater? 9. Would you take care of me when I'm sick? 10. Do you want to tell me something that you couldn't before? 11. Would you walk on the beach with me? 12. If you heard a rumor about me, would you defend me? 13. Do you/have you talked about me? 14. Do you think I'm a good person? 15. Would you take a nap with me? 16. Do you think I'm cute? 17. If you could change anything about me -would you?
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what cuss words really mean Lying to Your Child..Fucks You over! (Read This) Nightmare* The mom calls the husband a "bastard" and then the dad calls the wife a "bitch" and billy goes to his mom and says "mom what's a bitch and a bastard?" and the mom says "well, a bitch is a lady and a bastard is a gentlemen" and then later billy goes outside and listens to his neighbors, and hears "Put your penis in my vagina!" So Billy goes to his mom and says "mom whats a penis and vagina?" His moms says "Well Billy, a penis is a hat and a vagina is a coat" and then later billy sees his dad shaving and cuts himself and says "shit" and billy said "Dad, whats shit" And then his dad says "Well billy, shit is a type of Shaving cream " and then billy goes to see his mom cutting the turkey and his mom cuts her finger and says "fuck!" and then billy says to his mom "Mom whats fuck?" "Well billy fuck is a way of cutting the turkey"
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You have a Sexual IQ of 157 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. 'What is your Sexual IQ?' at QuizUniverse.com
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You have a Sexual IQ of 153 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. 'What is your Sexual IQ?' at QuizUniverse.com
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looking to have it with anyone interested in dangerous situations meaning having a chance on getting caught by someone or something and if you dont know how to have sex then dont bother emailing me it all says it in the name oh and if you haven't figured this out yet i am a little cocky
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It is always smart to talk about sex with your partner....... It is always smart to talk about sex with your partner
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1. Would you be in control? 2. Would you let me pull your hair? 3. Would you whisper in my ear? 4. Would you talk dirty to me? 5. Would you kiss me with a little tongue or a lot of tongue? 6. Would you say my name? 7. Would you go down on me? 8. Would you let me give you a hickie? 9. How many rounds would we go? 10. What would you wanna do afterwards? 11. Would you take off all your clothes then take mine off slowly? 12. Would you lick and bite me all over? 13. Would you like to play or get straight to the point? 14. Would you want me to take my time? 15. How freaky are you from 1 - 10? 16. Would you want me to go fast or slow? 17. Where would you want it? 18. Would you be loud or quiet? 19. Would you mind if i licked you? 20. Would you Fuck me today? 21. Would you Fuck me tomorrow? 22. Would you call me in the morning?
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10 scientific reasons to have sex Emailed by Dr. Azfar Hussain from Karachi, Pakistan 1. Scientific tests find that when women make love, they produce double amounts of the hormone estrogen, which make hair shiny and skin smooth. 2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced cleanses the pores and makes your skin glow. 3. Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled on during that romantic dinner. 4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up. It stretches and tones up just about every muscles in the body. It's more enjoyable than swimming 20 laps and you don't need special sneakers! 5. Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases the body endorphin into the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria and leaving you with a feeling of well-being. 6. The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The sexually active body gives off greater quantities of chemicals calle
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You have a Seductive Bedroom Personality! You are all about the classic seductive style. You can get almost anyone to hop into bed with you based on your charm alone. You are incredible at reading people and know just how to give everyone you sleep with a unique experience. 'What's your Bedroom Personality?' at QuizUniverse.com The shop bell rang and he looked up from his desk fifteen feet away. Even though he knew she was due at any moment, the sight of her framed in the doorway made his mouth drop open and his cock jump inside his trousers. Short dark hair, green eyes, freckled nose, partly opened smiling mouth, long slim neck dragging the eyes down to the simple chain and on to the vee shaped neckline of the black buttoned dress. She blindly reached behind her to close the door, not taking her eyes off his and he saw her body tremble as she paused, leaning on the door for a moment. Her tongue licked at her dry lips and her breathing quickened and even from fifteen feet away
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Giving .........head....... massages the jaw....while burning 32 calories. Swallowing foreign body juices is actually like taking vitamins and it whitens your teeth The American Dental Association says that semen cuts plaque better than mouth wash, so suck a dick and save a smile. Having nice sex burns 358 calories. Having rough sex [make it hurt] burns 543 calories. Take off her clothes with her consent.........................12 cal without......................187 cal Take off her Bra With two hands..........................8 cal With one hand.........................12 cal With mouth.............................85 cal Put on Protection hard .......................... 6 cal soft..........................315 cal Foreplay Looking for target...................8 cal Finding G spot ......................92 cal I don't Fucking care.....................0 cal Entry Holding her..................12 cal On the floor.................8 cal With Different
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1.Where would we be? []My house []Ur House []Pool []Pooltable/Shop Dressing Room []Shower []parents room LOL OTHER....please explain in () 2.What position? []Doggy Style []Missionary []69 []OTHER...() 3.What would you use?? []chains and whips []choc. syrup and whip cream []strawberries and whip cream []cherries and chocolate []ropes and hand cuffs OTHER...() 4.Lights? []ON []off 8.Protection? []Yes []No 9.Day or Night? []DAY []NIGHT 10.What song would we fuck to? ()PLEASE EXPLAIN...... 11.top or bottom []top []bottom 12. where wud i cum [] chest [] pussy [] face [] mouth 13. who will be there [] alone [] 3 sum , 2 girls [] 3 sum , 2 boys 14. how wud u pleasure me [] hand [] mouth [] privates [] toys 15. wat do find kinky bout me and explain........ 16.Will you repost to see what others say? []YES you better .. REAdY SEt GO!!! []NO
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Affairs can be exhilarating, exciting, passionate and romantic. They can also - more commonly - be damaging, destructive, cruel, painful, time-wasting and demeaning. But what is an affair? Well, what it's not is a drunken fumble at the firm's Christmas party. It isn't a one-night stand either. Neither is it a romance between two people who are both free of other entanglements. An affair is a sexual relationship that lasts more than one night where at least one of the lovers is publicly committed to someone else. And, sadly, affairs inevitably hurt someone and frequently they hurt all the parties involved including children, if there are any. Some affairs of course end happily for the couple - let's face it, plenty of good second marriages began as illicit romances - but the vast majority of extra-marital liaisons don't end in a new marriage or relationship. In fact I estimate that at least 80 per cent end up unhappily and cause misery all round. So starting an affair is not a
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love,friendship,..O K Ive been married before and got into an argument(because i wassnt happy with our sex life..I had sex with other women ,(which was just good sex), ....I tryd to tell her,making love ,and sex,are two differnt things..in my mind anyway...?Was i wrong??
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HEAVEN AWAITS She’s got the softest lips I’ve ever felt pressed against my body, as she slowly makes her way towards me. Slowly crawling over my naked warm body, her hair drapes over my face; she has the sweetest scent known to man, the scent of lust and passion over-whelms me. I feel weak and yet strong at the same time; I confused, I want to destroy her body, but start off as gentle as a lamb. I lay back and enjoy the moments as she stares deep within my eyes. I give her complete control as her teeth embrace my neck; I give out a slight moan. She starts to go back down my body leaving a trail of fingernails clawing over my chest gently fading into the night. She reaches her destination engulfing her favorite toy as sweat trails down the side of my face, racing down my neck deep within the sheets. I begin to speak in tongues as I reach for the heavens to help me in my quest only to make it half way there. These few minutes seem like an eternity of standing at heavens gates
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Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him "Rover" or "Spot". I call mine Sex. Now, Sex has been very embarrassing to me. When I went to the City Hall to renew the dog's license, I told the clerk that I would like a license for Sex. He said, "I would like to have one too!" Then I said, "But she is a dog!" He said he didn't care what she looked like. I said, "You don't understand.... I have had Sex since I was nine years old." He replied, "You must have been quite a strong boy." When I decided to get married, I told the minister that I would like to have Sex at the wedding. He told me to wait until after the wedding was over. I said, "But Sex has played a big part in my life and my whole world revolves around Sex." He said he didn't want to hear about my personal life and would not marry us in his church. I told him everyone would enjoy having Sex at the wedding. The next day we were married at the Justice of the Peace. My family is barred from the church from then on.
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Giving .........head....... massages the jaw....while burning 32 calories. Swallowing foreign body juices is actually like taking vitamins and it whitens your teeth The American Dental Association says that semen cuts plaque better than mouth wash, so suck a dick and save a smile. Having nice sex burns 358 calories. Having rough sex [make it hurt] burns 543 calories. Take off her clothes with her consent.........................12 cal without......................187 cal Take off her Bra With two hands..........................8 cal With one hand.........................12 cal With mouth.............................85 cal Put on Protection hard .......................... 6 cal soft..........................315 cal Foreplay Looking for target...................8 cal Finding G spot ......................92 cal I don't Fucking care.....................0 cal Entry Holding her..................12 cal On the floor.................8 cal With Different
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»-(¯`v´¯)-» ♥♥ "Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies" - Aristotle ♥♥ »-(¯`v´¯)-» ♫ ♫ Letting People Know You Love Them It's easy to take our feelings for granted and to assume that the people we care about know how we feel about them. But while those we love are often quite cognizant of our feelings, saying "I love you" is a gift we should give to our loved ones whenever we can. Letting people know you love them is an important part of nurturing any kind of loving relationship. Few people tire of being told they are loved, and saying "I love you" can make a world of difference in someone's life, take a relationship to a new level, or reaffirm and strengthen a steady bond. Everyone needs to hear the words "I love you." Three simple words - I - Love - You. When you declare your love for someone you admit to them that you care for them in the most significant way. It can be difficult to express your love using words, particula
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Life can be so hard at times. But we get throught it. Sometime it may take awhile to get throught it but we do. The hardest part right now in my life is that my girlfriend right now live in another state. So it suck big time for me. And it also hard no job for me to. Ed, Ted and their wives went out camping one weekend. Ed and Ted slept in one tent while the wives used the other. At about three in the morning, Ted woke up and yelled, "Wow, unbelievable!" Which woke Ed. "What's going on?" said Ed. "I've got to go to the other tent and find my wife." said Ted. "How come?" said Ed. "To have sex! I just woke up with the biggest hard-on I've ever had in my life!" said Ted After a pause, Ed said, "Do you want me to come with you?" "Hell, no! Why would I want you to do that?" said Ted. "Because that's my dick you're holding," said Ed. IM THINKING OF LEAVING FUBAR CUZ OF ALL THE BULLSHIT DRAMA ON HERE. PEOPLE NOW A DAYS JUDGE PEOPLE BY THE OUTSIDE NOT THE INSIDE OF A PERSON. IM
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I love sex. I really do. I like having it,I like talking about it,I like thinking about it. And anyone who calls me a slut or a whore because of that is an idiot and isnt worthy of my attention. I like my boobs. Theyre not big but they look sooo good. I like boobs in general. VOTE FOR MEEEEEEEEE IF YOU THINK IM PRETTY LOL... http://fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=39861&i=1377985991
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The Facts About Sex 1) 94% of men lie about their dick size. According to condom manufacturers, only 6% of men need to use extra large condoms. 2) The average man is 5 inches long when erect (no matter what you have heard ladies, that's the truth). (incidentally the average vaginal capactity is only 6 inches, for you women who think you can handle king dong) 3) 80% of American men are circumsized. Even though Pediatrics say it is not necessary. 4) No matter what all the ads say, nothing can make your penis grow but time (most men reach the end of their growth by the early 20's) 5) There is no correlation between penis size and shoe size, hand size, or nose size. 6) Blue balls does exist! It's technically called "prostatic congestion." 7) Only 16% of men shave their privates. +Some stuff on the ladies+ ------------------------------ 1) Only 9% of women around the globe consider themselves "attractive" (20% of British women do). 43% of women use the
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SEX LOVE; Affection: feelings of tenderness and/or wanting physical closeness Attachment: satisfying basic emotional needs Altruism: selfless or unselfish concern for another Reciprocation: if love is mutual Commitment: a desire to maintain love Emotional intimacy: sharing emotions and feelings Friendship: the spirit between friends Kinship: family bonds Passion: whole-hearted desire Physical intimacy: sharing of intimate personal space Self-interest: desiring rewards Service: desire to help Sexuality can be an important element in determining the shape of a relationship. While sexual attraction often establishes a new bond, sexual intention is considered undesirable or inappropriate in certain love bonds. WHICH ARE YOU: Lust is the initial passionate sexual desire that promotes mating, and involves the increased release of chemicals such as testosterone and estrogen. These effects rarely last more than a few weeks or months. Attraction is the more i
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1. Would you be in control? 2. Would you pull my hair? 3. Would you whisper in my ear? 4. Would you talk dirty to me? 5. Would you kiss me with a little tongue or a lot of tongue? 6. Would you say my name? 7. Would you go down on me? 8. Would you let me give you a hickie? 9. How many rounds would we go? 10. What would you wanna do afterwards? 11. Would you take off all your clothes then take mine off slowly? 12. Would you lick and bite me all over? 13. Would you like to play or get straight to the point? 14. Would you want me to take my time? 15. How freaky are you, 1 - 10? 16. Would you want me to go fast or slow? 17. Where would you wanna "do it"? 18. Would you be loud or quiet? 19. Would you mind if i licked you? 20. Would you date me? 21. Would you do it today? 23. Are you going to re-post these so I can answer them for you?
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Sex My head explode I think of you and overload I want you close inside the most Dig in your heels use your toes pull my hair Oh how it grows Breath in Breath out Scream and shout Up and down In and out Faster slower almost over A thunder bolt A midnight stroke pleasure beyond compare Oh God yes right there Harder Harder Make it hurt Smack my ass That always works Faster Faster Almost there Release within I don't care All over We stop and stare Sweat glisten in our hair It is what it is and that is that sex is what you want and sex is what you got!
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1.Scientific tests find that when women make love, they produce double amounts of the hormone estrogen, which make hair shiny and skin smooth. 2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced cleanses the pores and makes your skin glow. 3. Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled on during that romantic dinner. 4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up. It stretches and tones up just about every muscles in the body. It?s more enjoyable than swimming 20 laps and you don?U dont need special sneakers! 5. Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases the body endorphin into the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria and leaving you with a feeling of well-being. 6. The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The sexually active body gives off greater quantities of chemicals called pheromones. These subtle sex perfumes drive the opposite sex crazy! 7
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A whisper, a sigh A wink and a glance The glimpse of a thigh The thought of romance. She moves in a bit closer And dances just right He longs to hold her Long into the night. Heart beat quickens Eyes shine with lust His muscle thickens Anticipating a thrust. Heartbeats are frantic As clothes start to fall Each touch is electric They both shed it all. So naked she kneels His dick in her mouth A gasp when she feels His lips moving south Licking and sucking And moving together Grinding and moaning Their mutual pleasure She begs him to enter And give her his meat Quickly he helps her They regain their feet Swiftly he bends her Down over the bed Legs spread further He thrusts in his head He pushes in harder She squeezes it tight The moan of pleasure The sounds of delight The rhythm of loving The feel of the flesh Indescribable feeling As two bodies mesh Cum rips from his balls As he shoots his load. Her insides expand as She feels him explode.
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You are 50% easy You are not very easy. You like to at least date someone before sleeping with them. For you, sex is about more than just the pleasure, although you do get a lot of pleasure from it. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com
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Answer this for the person who posted this send it back to them in a PRIVATE message and then repost it for yourself! 1. Would you have sex with me? Answer: 2. What positions would u want to b in? Answer: 3. Would u suck/lick me ? Answer: 4. Would u sex me hard? Answer: 5. Would u have sex with me the first night u met me? Answer: 6. Would u let me pull your hair while i did you? Answer: 7. Would u do me in the shower? Answer: 8. Would u hancuff me or tie me up to the bed and then do me? Answer: 9. Would u have 3-some with me? Answer: 10. What about me makes u want to have sex with me? Answer: 11. Would u talk dirty to me while we sexed? Answer: 12. Where would you do me? Answer: 13. Would u do me in front of people? Answer: 14. Would u do me again and again? Answer: 15. Would u do me in the rain? Answer: 16. Would u mind if we did it like a porn star? Answer: 17. Would
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its been a month since I have had sex and I would someone to just fuck my pussy up good. omg it just sucks because its been a month how pathetic I may sound now i know but I have urges and i need to get satisfied like riiiight now. I am so fucking wet and just thinking about someone inside me is making me so wet and horny...FUCK I WANT SEX NOW!
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Okay let me put this as perfectly bluntly as I can. I LOVE BBW. A real woman has curves. Every time i have had sex with a bbw it's been mind blowing, toe curling, screaming her name and various other obsinities at the top of my lungs until the sun comes up. Every time I've been with a skinny chick it been mediocre at best. So all you dumb ass guys who are like i need a skinny chick i've got 2 things to say to you. 1) Go kill yourself so we can start thining out the stupid from the gene pool and 2) those skinny chicks you want most are fucking insane and will take everything from you including your diginty. So finally let me sum by saying this. I am here looking for a BBW that can handle my fetishes(wich I will discuss at a later date), and possibliy a realtionship. We will see. Okay, now this my sound gross but this my blog and if you don't want to read it then STOP READING IT FUCKTARD! Anyway, as i was saying, my second favorite fetish is "squirters". These are females who when they
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Your Ideal Sex Position is...Sideways Deep. Hard. Submissive.This position is very intense.But afterwards you won't be very tense. 'What is your Ideal Sex Position?'at QuizUniverse.com Your Sex Sign is... You've got a ton of girls and guys trying to get with you! You're pratically booked up for the next four years. Not only are you great in bed - you're great at making people feel sexy. No wonder you're so popular! Libra, as you probably have noticed, you are always surrounded by scores of admiring suitors. You are a very accomplished flirt. Catching you is not for the faint hearted. Competition is always fierce. Your innate charm and incredible looks instantly attract - and keep - your lovers. Old flames and rejected suitors always keep coming back for more. There is a strong bisexual element in your personality. You're more likely to be aroused by the same sex than other signs. In threesomes, you are more likely to prefer that one partner is opp
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I plead the 5th here, I just seen it and thought you might like it. 1. Assuming he can get a raging hard on when it suits you. Contrary to popular belief, men can't just flip a switch and get it up because you decided to stop being a frigid bitch. Getting it hard is your job. I suggest you figure it out. 2. Thinking that kissing needs to be this sweet romantic thing all the time. Sometimes pressing your lips against your partners mouth while you get off is the hot. It depends on the situation. 3. Leaving him responsible for your orgasm. You know what gets you off. Tell him. If you don't, it's your own fault when he's snoozing and you're all wound up. 4. Expecting him to cuddle. Men and women are wired differently. Sex makes most women want to talk and bond and all that shit. It makes men pass out. It's a biological thing. Stop fighting it, and stop holding it over his head, it's not his fault. 5. Expecting him to fall asleep with you in his arms. Th
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Remember, if you smoke after sex you’re doing it too fast. - Woody Allen Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. “Yes” is the answer. - Swami X When a man talks dirty to a woman, it’s sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it’s $3.95 a minute. - Author Unknown Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions. - WoodyAllen Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place. - Billy Crystal Sex is more than an act of pleasure, its’ the ability to be able to feel so close to a person, so connected, so comfortable that it’s almost breathtaking to the point you feel you can’t take it. And at this moment you’re a part of them. - Author Unknown Sex is one of the most wholesome, beautiful and natural experiences that money can buy - Steve Martin I think people should be free to engage in any sexual practices they choose; they should draw the line at goats though. Elton John. A terrible thing happen
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The answers were so FUN Now don't be scared.... you never know who really wants to do you! Here are the rules to the game.. REPLY SO ONLY I SEE IT AND REPOST SO OTHERS CAN FILL OUT! 1. Would you be in control? 2. Would you pull my hair? 3. Would you whisper in my ear? 4. Would you talk dirty to me? 5. Would you kiss me with a little tongue or a lot of tongue? 6. Would you say my name? 7. Would you go down on me? 8. Would you let me give you a hickie? 9. How many rounds would we go? 10. What would you wanna do afterwards? 11. Would you take off all your clothes then take mine off slowly? 12. Would you lick and bite me all over? 13. Would you like to play or get straight to the point? 14. Would you want me to take my time? 15. How freaky are you, 1 - 10? 16. Would you want fast or slow? 17. Where would you wanna "do it"? 18. Would you be loud or quiet? 19. Would you want me to be loud or quiet? 20. What position would we do i
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A man can sleep around >>no questions asked ! But if a woman makes 19 or 20 mistakes >>she is a Tramp !
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How are you about sex? (with pics)created with QuizFarm.com You scored as Hot/hardYou love hard sex. You like it hot and fast. You love to scream and to listen to your partner scream. You'll go at it as fast as you can. Just make sure you don't go too hard for your partner, just because you can take it doesn't mean they can. Please rate and comment and tell me what quiz this is when you do! Hot/hard 85%Passionate/wet 75%Shy/Sweet 65%Exciting/Exotic 60%Soft/slow 55%Awkward/New 40%
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1. Honor no gods but those of your own Folk, as alien gods destroy you. 2. Nature's laws evidence the divine plan, as the natural world is the work of the All-Father. 3. Act nobly and courageously, always carefully considering the consequences, as the effects of your deeds lives .. you pass from Midgard. 4. Live within the reality of this life; fear not your fate, as fear is for fools and cowards; a valorous man boldly faces what the Norns decree. 5. Love, protect, reproduce and advance your Folk, as natural instinct prohibits miscegenation and self-destruction. 6. Be honest, be disciplined, be productive and loyal to friends, as the Aryan spirit strives for excellence in all things. 7. Treasure your history, heritage and racial identity, as your ancestors have entrusted, it falls with you, it will rise with you. 8. Honor the memory of your kith and kin, especially those who have given their lives or freedom for the Folk, as your race lives on through your b
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I have a problem. I like to masterbate all of the time which is ok foe me but when I am out in public and I see somone who is hot and sexy then I want to have sex with them. even if it where there are people around. Do you think that I have a problem or is this something that every person goes through
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name: Katie Age: 27 Birthday: 12/2/81 Location: Richmond Indiana Sexual Preference: Bi Height: 5'6" Body Type: few extra pounds Eye color: blue Hair Color: dk. brown with redish highlites interests Favorite Bands: too many to name Favorite Movies: again, too many to name Religion: N/A Smoke?: cigarettes Drink?: yeah Drive?: yeah Job?: N/A Piercings/tattoos?: ears Favorite type of music: all kinds are you in a band?: uh no do you know how to play any musical instruments?: no extrassss: If we were to date where would you take me on the first date?: ????? One special thing about you: Honest and not like most girls!! One special thing about me: ????? Your favorite body part on me: ???? tell me your best qualities: same as above worst?: ???? Do you Cheat?: never Would you be Faithful?: yeah either or: makeout or sex: makeout first then sex..lol cuddle or kiss: both power puff girls or spongebob: Spongebob definatly!!! britney or christina:
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so i was at work to day and my boss yealled at me for like 2 hourz and then she left then my help was being t=stupid and treated me like shit then it was tyme to close and we got 15 orderz and i just trhey iped out and was about to quit then i got a smoke then it was all better and now i am home
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lol this has nothing to do with sex btw it owuld seem more people are interested in that more then someone blog that has nothing to do with it anyways moving on shallow people why are they so shallow people say they are not but iam sure when the time come you would not be with someone in a wheelchair or half there face blown away or missing body parts or missing teeth hair loss the list could be going on but ill stop there the point is if you accept the person when you meant them then whats stopping you for liking them still because of something like that its funny alot of people bitch and complain that there are no good guys left or woman but yet there so close minded and way to shallow to see they are there right in front of there eyes they just don't want to because you have to dress or you have to have a center look or you have to have something to have them interested in you i don't understand people i was rise up to believe looks or what t
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I was just wondering...just how freaky the fubar population REALLY is. So my question...Where is the craziest place you ever did IT at? and how old were you when you did it??? And come on now...don't be afraid to be discriptive...this is fubar...not myspace. LMFAO...HAHA
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(If you are reading this, you should repost it. I'm curious what others will say! ....At the very least, leave me a comment letting me know you saw it!) ================================================================================================== What is it that you absolutely need sexually? Someone willing to try new things What is something you have always wanted to try? What is something you have never done in bed before? Lots of things im sure! What time of day do you like to have sex? Sex in the am is the best! What do you absolutely need to see to turn you on? How long can you just kiss until your hands start to wander? *smiles* uhhh not very long If someone was in the next room while you had sex would it make you nervous or excited? Umm really to busy to worry about ppl in the other room Would it bother you if your bf/gf got naked at a beach or river? umm .... yah i think so Have you ever faked an orgasm? Yes What Pa
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USING ONLY ONE WORD Not as easy as you might think! 1.Where is your cell phone right now? DESK Your significant other? AFGANISTAN Your hair? REDDISH Your mother? PERFECT Your father? LOVING Your favorite thing? KISSING Your dream last night? ORGASMIC Your favorite drink? BUD LIGHT Your dream/goal? HAPPINESS What room are you in? OFFICE Your hobby? COMPUTERS Your fear? LOVE Where do you want to be in 6 years? ALIVE Where were you last night? BED Something that you are not? EASY Muffins? BLUEBERRY Wish list item? COMPUTER Last thing you did? BUBBLEBATH TV? SELDOM Your pets? DOGS Friends? FEW Your life? BLESSED Your mood? CONTENT Missing someone? YES Drinking? YES Smoking? WHAT? Your car? COBALT Something you're not wearing? BRA Your favorite store? WALMART Your favorite color? BLUE When is the last time you cried? YESTERDAY Who will resend
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Its really odd sometimes when I think about it as a long time married guy how out of touch you become with the sexual come ons from the opposite sex in my case. I started to notice this towards the end of last year after having a meet from another group of net friends. Some of these ladies I had chatted to on occasion in a very sexual manner hell I like cybering. So do they! It was almost the end of the day and hotel rooms had been booked when a lady some 30years my junior said, "I have the chance to swap rooms!" Thicky me said, "As long as you are happy in the room you are going to." "You dont understand I want to be your room partner!" Turned out she had used her mam's connection and played cyber fun with me and wanted to try for real even though she knew my age and could see my disability. Thankfully it was only one night we were staying I was so stiff correction all my joints were so stiff could hardly drive home. Case of extra pain killers and a huge smile!:
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Your Sex Sign is... You're a 22nd century lover - without any rules or hangups. You're a typical 'trysexual'... well versed in the bedroom and curious about everything you haven't tried. You give everyone you run into the most exotic sex ever. Aquarius, you are a 22nd century sexual being. Your tastes and attitudes are totally futuristic. You are very adventurous and curious about everything. Aquarians are the 'seekers' of the Zodiac. You aren't posessive or materialistic - and you make your own rules. Your sexual personality is exotic and bohemian. You love to talk about sex - anywhere, anytime. You enjoy hearing about other people's sexual exploits, and you completely unshockable. You reached sexual maturity at an early age. You have had many varied sexual relationships, and you have dabbled in just about anything - if only for the experience. Above all, you aspire to become better and better in bed. You love to be taught new sexual tricks. You love to
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A whisper, a sigh A wink and a glance The glimpse of a thigh The thought of romance. She moves in a bit closer And dances just right He longs to hold her Long into the night. Heart beat quickens Eyes shine with lust His muscle thickens Anticipating a thrust. Heartbeats are frantic As clothes start to fall Each touch is electric They both shed it all. So naked she kneels His dick in her mouth A gasp when she feels  His lips moving south Licking and sucking And moving together Grinding and moaning Their mutual pleasure She begs him to enter And give her his meat Quickly he helps her They regain their feet Swiftly he bends her Down over the bed Legs spread further He thrusts in his head He pushes in harder She squeezes it tight The moan of pleasure The sounds of delight The rhythm of loving The feel of the flesh Indescribable feeling As two bodies mesh Cum rips from his balls As he shoots his load. Her insides expand as She feels him explode.
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Sex, I can't but help say it with a bit of a sneering smirk.;0 What is sex; well I think we all know what that is and there's about 6.8 billion people on the planet, who all have a varying opinions on the subject matter: so what's one more, mine.  Now I'm not going to set here and claim to be an expert; because that is simply jeez, running down the back of somebody's head in an all night adult Theatre; Some wild hot over exaggeration of excrement!  To claim expertise on the subject matter it only requires the ability of the intellectual capacity of that of an amoeba, is nothing to brag about, but I digress.  The question still remains, who am I and why am I here; well for starters I’m somebody that is just simply talking about something that I enjoy thoroughly to do. Well maybe your asking yourself what is that: while sex of course, silly rabbit; The social cohesive and the wellspring of reproduction.  Oh yeah that, I hope you hadn't forgotten that there is an opposite and equa
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Oh, and SEX. I'm a huge nympomaniac. Quite frankly, I think I would prefer that to the movies and books and normal stuff. You can tell a whole lot about a person by the way they have SEX. Sometimes it's the best way to get to know someone. SEX is an art. It's not just bumping and humping and swaping sweat. It should be fun and flirty and filled with passion. Whether it lasts two hours the first time you do it or two minute because someone could walk into the room at any moment. Good SEX is something you just don't give up without a fight. Because, frankly, he could have the best looks, the best personality, but if the SEX sucks, you're really nothing more than friends. (Why? Because if the SEX sucks you're not having it. And if you're not having it, it's putting a strain on the relationship. And if the relationship is strained you're better off friends. Because, frankly, the SEX sucks.) And, in conclusion, if you haven't already figured it out, I love to talk & say SEX...
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If a man wants you, nothing can keep him away. If he doesn't want you, nothing can make him stay. Stop making excuses for a man and his behavior. Allow your intuition to save you from heartache. Stop trying to change yourselves for a relationship that's not meant to be. Slower is better. Never live your life for a man before you find what makes you truly happy. If a relationship ends because the man was not treating you as you deserve then hell no, you can't "be friends." A friend wouldn't mistreat a friend. Don't settle. If you feel like he is stringing you along, then he probably is. Don't stay because you think "it will get better." You'll be mad at yourself a year later for staying when things are not better. The only person you can control in a relationship is you. Always have your own set of friends separate from his. Maintain boundaries in how a guy treats you. If something bothers you, speak up. Never let a man know everything. He will use it against you later. You cannot chang
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U'LLDEFINITELYHAVEYOURWORSTNIGHTTONIGHTUNLESSUREPOSTTHISQUICK!_______________________________________________as the following:s.l.u.t. = your single and you like somebodyh.o.o.k.e.r. = single and recently broke upb.o.o.t.y. = single and loving itl.o.v.e.=taken but confused about how you feel for he/hers.c.r.e.w. d.r.i.v.e.r. = heart brokent.h.o.n.g. = singles.e.x. = if you just don't give a fuck anymorew.h.o.r.e.= you are taken and it's going REALLY good so far!w.o.w. = miss someone a lot and cant get them out of your headc.o.n.d.o.m.= you're a motherfucking NINJAh.o.r.n.y.=your taken and you love him/he  
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long hard slowly strokin......thinking of u riding it slow my hands on ur back running them down to u ass grippin and grinding cock in u as u go down.....softly suckin nipples as u moan.... grips ur ass lifts my hips making cock go deeper as i pull u down on me......circular liftin motions leans into wraps arms around ur back feeling u thrust down as we kiss feling cock go in and out hard.....u gettin wetter and wetter......both of us moanin ...... leans into wraps arms around ur back feeling u thrust down as we kiss feling cock go in and out hard.....u gettin wetter and wetter......both of us moanin ...........lay u back lift ur legs pull u in between mine grips ur thighs and slide deep.......lean over u thrustin hard lookin in ur eyes...whipser i love you baby..... feeling our bodys touch as we passionatly have sex...make love......kissin u..biting ur lip as i thrust more.....nibble ur ear.......whispers u like this baby.....bites ur neck and goes deep as possible......body heat

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