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Rude & Crude
Why is it that women and men on here have to put up with people that think it's just fine to come across your shoutbox with rude,cude,nasty,comments and statements?  I realize that this site is for adults,but damn....!  My 14 year old acts more like an adult than some of the people on here!  My blocked list is getting longer than my friends list.  I don't feel that I should have to lock the shoutbox down and limit it to just family and friends,but it looks like it's coming to that point.
Rude People
Rude People
Ok this is my first blog so bear with me. Ive noticed alot on here that people come right of the blue and unwarranted and just start verbally attacking random people for no reason at all. They throw all kinds of insults to people they dont even know. I feel like your life must suck pretty bad in real life for you to attack random people or perhaps the nasty insults you throw towards others is actually how you feel about yourself.I mean i dont take any of this seriously and i dont get my feelings hurt. why should I or anyone for that matter the majority of the people online regardless of what site you are on are insignificant and why would you let yourself get hurt by a bunch of insecure idiots dictate how you feel . Im just saying cant we all just get along
Rudeboy
when averything is cool u dont try and run a way sum say we are not good for each other sum say we should leave each other alone when things are cool its about to fall when averything is cool u try to run is it because u no even without noing that i wont do u wrong u never had that nd dont no what it is so u run a way from the fact that if u stop runing and open up your eyes and see and if u do u are worryed u will see u was meet for me and i was for u when u stop runing your forever well come true i have show u lots of times that im hear nd not the type of guy that will hurt u even when u push me a side and act like i did not matter in the end i stay bye your side but yet u still run and i ask why
Rudi
i love u more then words can say i love u more and more each day being able to wake up next to you was a dream come true now my dream is faded like my mind in the morning dew but I know once again the time will come and every morning i will wake to the sun you are my angel, my best friend the one who completes me when i am down the time seems so far, yet i know it is near for me to come back to trier I know this isn't great but was wrote while I was with him on cam....It rhymes way too much!
Rudness
I WAS JUST CALLED A C**t AND A B**** BECAUSE I WOULD CAM OR I WOULDNT GIVE OUT MY NUMBER AND YAHOO IS THIS WHAT I SHOULD EXPECT FROM A CHAT SITE HE LIKE TO CALL WOMEN NAMES WHEN THEY WONT GIVE HIM WHAT THEY WANT richieinflorida7@ fubar
Rudolph Misfit Toys Train (18 Riders)
visit videodetective.com for more info To join this train all you need to do is F/R/A (that's Fan/Rate/Add) EVERYONE on the train Please be sure to put something in the friend request like "Save the misfits!" or "Helping Rudolph to save the misfits!" Well you get the idea! If you already have them on your list be sure to re-rate them if you can and leave a profile comment on their page saying you are "Helping you on Misfit Island!" or something of the sorts! You must F/R/A everyone on this train! Also everyone that joins after you as well! Or you may be removed from the train! Official Rudolph & The Misfit Island Train Tag If you would like an official tag for the train please rate the folder starting with this picture. Leave a comment on the last picture so I know you have rated all 45 of the pictures and that you wish a tag to be made.
Rudy
Rudyard Kipling
THE LEGEND OF EVIL I This is the sorrowful story Told when the twilight fails And the monkeys walk together Holding their neighbours' tails: -- "Our fathers lived in the forest, Foolish people were they, They went down to the cornland To teach the farmers to play. "Our fathers frisked in the millet, Our fathers skipped in the wheat, Our fathers hung from the branches, Our fathers danced in the street. "Then came the terrible farmers, Nothing of play they knew, Only. . .they caught our fathers And set them to labour too! "Set them to work in the cornland With ploughs and sickles and flails, Put them in mud-walled prisons And -- cut off their beautiful tails! "Now, we can watch our fathers, Sullen and bowed and old, Stooping over the millet, Sharing the silly mould, "Driving a foolish furrow, Mending a muddy yoke, Sleeping in mud-walled prisons, Steeping their food in smoke. "We may not speak to our fathers, For if the farmers knew Th
Rudy Ray Moore (dolemite) Funeral Arrangements
Funeral Arrangements Thursday 10/23 Stewart and Calhoun funeral home 529 W. Thornton Street, Akron, Ohio 44307 Visitation from 7-8 pm, funeral from 8-9 Monday 10/27 Heritage funeral home 508 N Government Way Spokane, WA 99224 Visitation from 4-5 pm, funeral from 5-6 Flowers and Condolences to the family can be sent to either one. Thank You!
Rudycarz
nascar rocks the socks. been following since 1982, the days of the old school teams. but in reality, as long as its nascar i want to be there
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R U Easy?????
Well according to a French poll,women who's names end in A are easy. (i'm sure that's just in France though.*cough*)  Ok there was that Lolita chick but still. lol   Also the men with the name Chris have the most success with the ladies,and the men with the name Ed,the least.  (Edwars Scissor hands comes to mind) lol    Gin-A lol :P
R U Faking
Are you faking when you are laying next to me? The emptiness is all I see I'm in the mood to boar into, every time I do I take it on the chin. Don't say you love me, with that fake grin. Lets pretend every thing is well while u make me live in hell Each day living this lie u never tell me why when I asked u to be my wife u cut my heart out with your knife Your ways a numb in the end I'm the one who is dumb
Ruff The Magic
Ruff Ryders
Its official... i have just become a prospect for the Phoenix chapter Ruff Ryders.. so everyone be sure to wish me luck through the process... Ruff Ryders... Ya know!!!
Ruffone's Blogs
Two Choices What would you do?....you make the choice. Don't look for a punch line, there isn't one. Read it anyway. My question is: Would you have made the same choice? At a fundraising dinner for a school that serves learning-disabled children, the father of one of the students delivered a speech that would never be forgotten by all who attended. After extolling the school and its dedicated staff, he offered a question: "When not interfered with by outside influences, everything nature does is done with perfection. Yet my son, Shay, cannot learn things as other children do. He cannot understand things as other children do. Where is the natural order of things in my son?" The audience was stilled by the query. The father continued. "I believe that when a child like Shay, physically and mentally handicapped come s into the world, an opportunity to realize true human nature presents itself, and it comes in the way other people treat that child." Then he told the fol
Ruff Times
hmmmmm somebody needs to hang out with me so last monday kelsey decides to take 40 seraquil and 40 vicodin and slit her wrists. sarah and i call the police... hmmm lets see, she's still alive. i decided to trip my fucking mind off for the next 48 hours. i took 700mg's at noon on tuesday, then another 700mg's at 6:30 on tuesday, i hang out with julia for a while, then i take another 700mg's at 8:30 in the morning on wednesday, then 350mg's at noon on wednesday. no sleep at all. i'm still triping right now at 10:15pm on thursday, and i'm not showing many signs of coming down. me after the first 700 the 2nd to the last bottle of cough syrup. the last one i remember drinking, after it was down my throat i blacked out for 5 hours. but kelsey is in the psyche ward. i visited her yesterday and today. i brought her some rice crispy treats and a card. i told her how much what she did hurt me and exactly how it made me feel. she read me fairy tales. this is a pictu
Ruff Riderz Radio
I just recently opened Ruff Riderz Radio and i think i'm off to a good start. Theres games, chat, neverending music, and the fun never ends come join me there. Ruff Riderz Radio
Ruffff Sex
rough sex Body: Giving .........head....... massages the jaw....while burning 32 calories. Swallowing foreign body juices is actually like taking vitamins and it whitens your teeth The American Dental Association says that semen cuts plaque better than mouth wash, so suck a dick and save a smile. Having nice sex burns 358 calories. Having rough sex [make it hurt] burns 543 calories. Take off her clothes with her consent.........................12 cal without......................187 cal Take off her Bra With two hands..........................8 cal With one hand.........................12 cal With mouth.............................85 cal Put on Protection hard ........................... 6 cal soft..........................315 cal Foreplay Looking for target...................8 cal Finding G spot ......................92 cal I don't F***ing care.....................0 cal Entry Holding her..................12 cal On the floor.................8 cal
A Ruff Month!!
Ruff
Here I am ready to be owned..lol
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WHATS UP YALL,CHECKED OUT THE SITE AND THOUGHT ID SAY HEY.
R U F'in Kidding Me?
How the case .. You are beautiful and magnificent beauty, I think you have a good heart .. I look for you a long time ago .. please give me the chance and only one .. I admire you greatly and wish to be servile servant in you only you can provide help me .. I am a person without a degree I would be ... I just wish to give me the Emill address for you please ... please ... I am Osamah State of Jordan lies in the Middle East 36 years old .. Never-married .. Height 180 cm and weight of 80 Kg ... I work in the field of sports, especially tennis Sport .. I am also in the time of the night Chief of the Division of Environmental Protection .. look beautiful woman and a good heart like you love life .. I admire your many wonderful beauty .. You .. Please, if there is any interest can be kzaaz99@yahoo.com or asooomh999@hotmail.com thanks osamah This is a friend request I received today...wtf?? Is this a joke? OK, so I haven't vented in a while and I am realllllyyyyy feeling the need. Fi
R U Fuckable
You are 91% fuckable! Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com maybee its just me but what the fuck.I work at a fast food place and this small girl came in with her family and she was burned bad,no fingers on eather hand and her face was burned too.If there were a god why would he let that happen to a small girl that did nothing to anyone.this shit makes me mad how could this happen to someone so young? I wish it would have happened to me other than her.and i cant stop thinking about her...Someone please tell me what kind of god would let something like this happen???maybee there is no god ,just someone filling your head with some shit that there is a god....sorry had to get that off my chest.
Rug Burns
Just before the yellow dawn, I spent six hours, aglow and double down on Anna's carpet, teaching her theories of flight and falling - between gulps of dandelion wine I said: "I am who am, baby." (She thought that was a hip thing for me to say.) I remember thinking: Jeez, I'm always teaching little birds the sting of rug burns - will this never end? At sunrise, I saw her blink from the smell of burning cake and I went into her pink hell bathroom, yelling behind me: "Back in five minutes." Yeah, right... Out the back door. © All rights reserved
Rugby World Cup
Rugby World Cup Final 07
Saturday is the world cup final. against all odds current champions England have removed Australia and France to get to the final But they face South Africa now whom beat England in the group stages before England started firing on all cylinders Who will win? I want England to regain it but have to be realistic, I think South Africa are too strong and I see them winning it any opinions?
R U Good N Bed
Rugrat
It was my first time ever And I'll never forget I'd do it again Without a single regret. The sky was dark The moon was high We were all alone Just she and I. Her hair was soft Her eyes were blue I knew just what She wanted to do. Her skin so soft Her legs so fine I ran my fingers Down her spine. I didn't know how But I tried my best I started by placing My hands on her breast. I remember my fear My fast beating heart But slowly she spread Her legs apart. And when I did it I felt no shame All at once The white stuff came. At last it's finished It's all over now My first time ever At milking a cow... H.O.L.L.A.N. D. - Hope Our Love Lasts And Never Dies. I.T.A.L.Y. - I Trust And Love You. L.I.B.Y.A. - Love Is Beautiful; You Also. F.R.A.N.C.E. - Friendships Remain And Never Can End. C.H.I.N.A. - Come Here.. I Need Affection. B.U.R.M.A. - Between Us, Remember Me Always. N.E.P.A.L. - Never Ever Part As Lovers. I.N.
R U Hot But U Just Dont Realize U R?
You scored as yeah u r but u shud get ur eyesight checked. u r a fukin bombshell but u just dint c it, tho unblind ppl do! so u might consider the idea of gettin ur eyes checked... or maybe u hav an evil mirror who reflects the opposite of wut is being seen but deep inside u kno ur better lookin than others... yeah u r but u shud get ur eyesight checked46%self -esteem exremely HIGH!!36%r u hot but u just dont realize u r?created with QuizFarm.com
Ruh Roh
Some random person from this site typed some random comment in a random mumm directed at me. No, really. I am serious. :)
Ruikosta
Ruined Dreams
my tomorrow crashed, fell to the floor. blood dripping from it's severed wings, white feathers float down on hevenly wind. golden halo lies tarnished, ground into the mud. ripped off a pedestal thrown down to the earth my tomorrow lies in ruins it is of no use to me now. once the dream is broken, no glue know can repair the damage. how is it no one saw? did it now wobble first? did they not care? or did they not know it's importance? this world is so much work.
R U In Love?
Be honest If you really like/love someone right now, and you miss them at this moment, and you can't get them out of your head, and you really wanna see them & just cuddle then re-post this titled "r u in love" within one minute. And whoever you are missing, will surprise you in a good way... tomorrow. **BREAK THIS, AND YOU WILL HAVE THE WORST LIFE STARTING IN 2 HOURS COUNTING..........NOW within 1 minute
Ruining A Good Site!
As ususal it seems that this site is following suit with others. Money, money and more money, guess it's the nature of it all. You would think that when a site is established that the ones hosting it would get input from others when changes are made. Evidentally Fubar didn't!! I have noticed changes on here over the past several weeks and have not recieved any notification of them only to find out for myself later. I have bragged to others about this site and encouraged them to join but now see that I may be wrong in doing so. Guess it was all to good to be true to begin with. Who really cares about what is posted on other peoples page and at the same time who really needs to know about you are posting. I think it's total bullshit and a only a way to get people to sign up VIP, again about money. Oh well, such is life on the web!! One day while on patrol, a police officer pulled over a car for speeding. He went up to the car and asked the driver to roll down her window. The first thing
"ruin"
“Ruin” Constructed with care, now just old weathered planks This crumbling façade for which we used to give thanks It once was a haven, a shelter, a home And now just a ruin of timber and stone The doors are ripped off, and they lie on the floor And now they are walked on and not through anymore All the rooms vacant, and blending as one Filled with a darkness never gifted by sun It used to be that the basement was the only thing damp But now nothing is dried by the flame of our lamp Because the light it has withered, sputtered, and died In spite of our efforts, and the things we had tried Now other creatures are sheltered in there Amidst old peeling paper and the floors cracked and bare With red glowing eyes both brimming and sad They lord over the ruin of this thing we once had. Copyright 2008 by Steve Santini. All rights reserved.
Ruination Of The Hotties!
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26 Rules 2 Flying
1. Every takeoff is optional. Every landing is mandatory. 2. If you push the stick forward, the houses get bigger. If you pull The stick back, they get smaller. That is, unless you keep pulling the stick all the way back, then they get bigger again. 3. Flying isn't dangerous. Crashing is what's dangerous. 4. It's always better to be down here wishing you were up there than up there wishing you were down here. 5. The ONLY time you have too much fuel is when you're on fire. 6. The propeller is just a big fan in front of the plane used to keep The pilot cool. When it stops, you can actually watch the pilot start sweating. 7. When in doubt, hold on to your altitude. No one has ever collided With the sky. 8. A 'good' landing is one from which you can walk away. A 'great' Landing is one after which they can use the plane again. 9. Learn from the mistakes of others. You won't live long enough to make all of them yourself. 10. You know you've lande
Rules For Sex With Me
MY PENIS IS NOT YOUR PERSONAL STRESS TESTER: That means don't tug on it, twist it, pull it, try and bend it or smack it with a brick. PRETEND that it is a delicate, one of a kind, priceless piece of china that you need to approach with loving tenderness....make balloon animals on your own time! MY TESTICLES ARE FRAGILE: Do not bite them, crush them, squeeze them like you're juicing an orange or suck on them in a way that vacuums my eyes into my head...that shit hurts and gives me weird pains in my throat, thigh, chest, leg, hand, head, stomach, ankle, chin and a hundred other places that I can't understand. BLOWJOBS: I am not a piece of cheese and you are not the grader...try to keep that fucking bear trap you call your teeth OFF my manhood...dragging your choppers up my shaft is no more fun than me workin' your cooch with a wire brush and some sand paper....I don't like limping away from oral sex with a peeled hotdog dangling between my legs just like you wouldn't wanna crawl aw
Rules
HELLO ALL OF U CHERRIES TODAY I TYPE THIS MESSEGE FOR BEAUTIFUL LADY SHE MEAN FOR ME MANY GOOD THINGS IN MY LIFE SHE IS THE ONE WHO IS MAKE ME HAPPY CHERRIES I DONT WANT ANY ONE FROM ALL OF U I DONT LOVE HIM BUT SHE I THINK IT IS MORE LOVE FOR HER SHE HAVE A LIFE IN THERE BUT WHEN I TAKE TO HER I FEEL LIKE ANTHER MAN ON ANTHER WORLD HAPPY ALWAYS HAPPY WHEN SHE WRITE ANY THING FOR ME SHE SET WITH ME WHEN I NEED TO TALK WHATEVER I RESPECT HER SO MUCH AND I WISH I CAN GIVE HER ALL THE LIFE BETWEEN HER HAND SHE HAVE VERY EAUTIFUL SMILLE AND VERY BEAUTIFUL EYES AND I THINK SHE HAVE VERY BEAUTIFUL HEART WHITE LIKE THE MILK ALL I WANT TO SAY THAT U MUST KNOW ABOUT HER WHEN ANY ONE FROM ALL OF U SEE VERY NICE WOMAN TALKING TO HIM AND VERY BEAUTIFUL TOO ALL OF U WILL KNOW WHO IS IAM TALKING ABOUT HER SHE IS ON THE LIFE WITH US ON THE SAME SITE FOR ME SHE IS WHO MAKE ME GOOD IN MY LIFE CAUSE EVERY DAY SHE GIVE ME THE LIGHT TO LIVE I RESPECT U MY LADY AND IWISH ALL UR DAYS TO BE GOOD AND BEAUTIFU
Rules + Disclaimer
I am not Ian McKinley, he is a fictional character from the movie Final Destination 3. Anyone that thinks that they are the character they roleplay has problems to say the least. Rules To come soon
Rules To Live By
1. Take into account that great love and great achievements involve great risk. 2. When you lose, dont lose the lesson. 3. Follow the three Rs: a)Respect for self, b)Respect for others c)Responsibility for all your actions. 4. Remember that not getting what you want is sometimes a wonderful stroke of luck. 5. Learn the rules so you know how to break them properly. 6. Dont let a little dispute injure a great relationship. 7. When you realize you've made a mistake, take immediate steps to correct it. 8. Spend some time alone every day. 9. Open your arms to change, but dont let go of your values. 10. Remember that silence is sometimes the best answer. 11. Live a good, honorable life. Then when you get older and think back, youll be able to enjoy it a second time. 12. A loving atmosphere in your home is the foundation for your life. 13. In disagreements with loved ones, deal only with the current situation. D
Rules Of Men
The Rules Of Compromizing
To my ladies and all my friends. Today may be the day you place judgement upon my associate and I. With that said, upon request, I'll release the URL to this video. But?! You have to promise to rate it, the BLOG and the VIDEO, yeah or neah! Al Krammer 1. Men are NOT mind readers.1. Learn to work the toilet seat.You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.We need it up, you need it down.You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moonor the changing of the tides.Let it be.1. Shopping is NOT a sport.And no, we are never going to think of it that way.1. Crying is blackmail.1. Ask for what you want.Let us be clear on this one:Subtle hints do not work!Strong hints do not work!Obvious hints do not work!Just say it!1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost everyquestion.1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do.Sympathy is what your girlfriends
Rules Of Drunk Dialing
1. Only drunk dial when you are drunk. Everything else is false advertisement. 2. It is okay to call someone 27 times in one night. If you don't remember it, it didn't happen. 3. If you are going to drunk dial a family member, say something nice. Example: "Mom I'm @ EXIT and they're playing our song. I love you." -*HI MOM! I love you!* 4. Dirty talk while drunk dialing is always preferred. Who doesn't want to hear your best raspy, phone sex voice at 5 in the A.M. asking to bend them over something?! 5. Voicemails are always better. This way your friend can let their friends have fun at your expense for days, even weeks to come. 6. Drunk texting is alright... If you are prepared to read what you wrote the next day when you are sober. 7. It is definitely a good idea to call all of your exs and remind them that you were the best lover they've ever had and everything they know, they learned from you. This way you can sleep well at night. 8. You can also call the same e
Rules To Date A Rollergirl @!
RULES TO DATE A ROLLER GIRL !!! Current mood: accomplished Category: News and Politics These are rules to live by guys if you want to date us rollergirls. This will avoid any false hope and lots of arguements/team breakups *The Rules For Dating A Rollergirl* ..1 - MEN CANNOT COMPETE WITH DERBY! You will ALWAYS get sloppy seconds. Derby must have her first. ..2 - SHE WILL NEVER HAVE "PLANS" WITH YOU. She has plans with derby only & will fit you in when convenient. Your "plans" will be dropped for anything derby. ..3 - YOU ARE THERE TO WORK OUT HER FRUSTRATIONS. Derby leagues get in spats sometimes. When frustrated, derby girls require immediate sexual activity. Luckily for you, there is alot of frustration in roller derby... ..4 - DO NOT START TALKING ABOUT A VACATION YOU WANT TO TAKE WITH HER. She will go into immediate panic mode thinking you will take her away from derby practice. A vacation is permissable only in cities with other rollerderbies. In such instan
Rules To Live By !!!
: Dear Civilians, "We know that the current state of affairs in our great nation has many civilians up in arms and excited to join the military. For those of you who can't join, you can still lend a hand. Here are a few of the areas in which we would like your assistance: 1. The next time you see an adult talking (or wearing a hat) during the playing of the National Anthem---kick their ass. 2. When you witness, firsthand, someone burning the American Flag in protest---kick their ass. 3. Regardless of the rank they held while they served, pay the highest amount of respect to all veterans. If you see anyone doing otherwise, quietly pull them aside and explain how these veterans fought for the very freedom they bask in every second. Enlighten them on the many sacrifices these veterans made to make this Nation great. Then hold them down while a disabled veteran kicks their ass. 4. (GUYS) If you were never in the military, DO NOT pretend that you were. Wearing battle dress unifo
Rules For Men
Rules For Men 1. The Female always makes The Rules. 2. The Rules are subject to change at any time without prior notification. 3. No Male can possibly know all The Rules. 4. If the Female suspects the Male knows all The Rules, she must immediately change some or all of The Rules. 5. The Female is never wrong. 6. If the Female is wrong, it is because of a flagrant misunderstanding which was a direct result of something the Male did or said wrong. 7. If Rule 6 applies, the Male must apologize immediately for causing the misunderstanding. 8. The Female can change her mind at any given point in time. 9. The Male must never change his mind without express written consent from the Female. 10. The Female has every right to be angry or upset at any time. 11. The Male must remain calm at all times, unless the Female wants him to be angry or upset. 12. The Female must under no circumstances let the Male know whether or not she wants him to be angry
Rules To Live By
KARMA Karma is a mother fucker. If you do dirt, you'll get dirt. There is a difference between doing wrong and being wrong. If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice. Simple play on words. Every day you wake up is a gift. That's why it is called the present. Peace, Bless All and don't do nothin I wouldn't do. (HEHE)
Rules
1: Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella. 2: It is OK for a man to cry ONLY under the following circumstances: (a) When a heroic dog dies to save its master. (b) The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her blouse. (c) After wrecking your boss' car. (d) One hour, 12 minutes, 37 seconds into "The Crying Game". (e) When she is using her teeth. 3: Any Man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed and eaten by his buddies. 4: Unless he murdered someone in your family, you must bail a friend out of jail within 12 hours. 5: If you've known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off limits forever unless you actually marry her. 6: Moaning about the brand of free beer in a buddy's fridge is forbidden. However complain at will if the temperature is unsuitable. 7: No man shall ever be required to buy a birthday present for another man. In fact, even remembering your buddy's birthday is strictly optional. At that point,
Rules To Live By
Special Treat The Straight Dope On Food, Health, & Exercise Q: I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Is this true? A: Your heart is only good for so many beats, and that's it. Everything wears out eventually. Speeding up your heart will not make you live longer; that's like saying you can extend the life of your car by driving it faster. Want to live longer? Take a nap. Q: Should I cut down on meat and eat more fruits and vegetables? A: You must grasp logistical efficiencies. What does a cow eat? Hay and corn. And what are these? Vegetables. So a steak is nothing more than an efficient mechanism of delivering vegetables to your system. Need grain? Eat chicken. Beef is also a good source of field grass (green leafy vegetable). And a pork chop can give you 100% of your recommended daily allowance of vegetable slop. Q: Are beer or wine bad for me? A: Look, it goes to the earlier point about fruits and vegetables. As we all know, scientists divi
Rulez Of The Bar!!!
**Rules of the Bar** There's more to it then tipping a glass and acting foolish. 1. If you owe someone money, always pay them back in a bar. Preferably during happy hour. 2. Always toast before doing a shot. 3. Whoever buys the shot gets the first chance to offer a toast. 4. Change your toast at least once a month. 5. Buying someone a drink is five times better than a handshake. 6. Buying a strange woman a drink is not really cool. Buying all her drinks is dumb. 7. Never borrow more than one cigarette from the same person in one night. 8. When the bartender is slammed, resist the powerful urge to order a slightly-dirty, very-dry, in-and-out, super-chilled half-and-half martini with a lemon twist. Limit orders to beer, straight shots and two-part cocktails. 9. Get the bartender's attention with eye contact and a smile. pounding your empty glass/bottle on the bar or shaking it in the air are not acceptable ways to attract the bartender's attention. 10.
The Rules Of Drunk Dials & Text Messages & Back After 8 Mos
hey 8 mos later Im back. no one should feel sorry for me...sayin that up front. My parents and grams were executed. It was a robbery gone wrong. I have spent the last 8 mos in Canada making sure the bastards who did it went to jail. In the meanttime I have lost my very best friend. BUT I so understand I have been the worst friend. Have not kept in contact and she was so sweet and kind she should be with someone who who deserves her. On mky front I am glasd the bastards that shot and killed my parents are going to electric chair. and Im haoppy to be back in the US on thanksgiving of all days. May all of u be blessed with a happy TG and may all who knew me please forgive me for not being in touch. I hope u will understand and not blame. Love all of u. thanks 1. Only drunk dial when you are drunk. Everything else is false advertisement. 2. It is okay to call someone 27 times in one night. If you don't remember it, it didn't happen. 3.If you are going to drunk dial a fam
Rules From God For 2007
Rules from God for 2007 1. Wake Up !! Decide to have a good day. "Today is the day the Lord hath made; let us rejoice and be glad in it" Psalms 118:24 2. Dress Up !! The best way to dress up is to put on a smile. A smile is an inexpensive way to improve your looks. "The Lord does not look at the things man looks at. Man looks at outward appearance; but the Lord looks at the heart." I Samuel 16:7 3. Shut Up!! Say nice things and learn to listen. God gave us two ears and one mouth, so He must have meant for us to do twice as much listening as talking. "He who guards his lip s guards his soul." Proverbs 13:3 4. Stand Up! !... For what you believe in. Stand for something or you will fall for anything.. "Let us not be weary in doing good; for at the proper time, we will reap a harvest if we do not give up. Therefore, as we have opportunity, let us do good..." Galatians 6:9-10 5. Look Up !!.. To the Lord. "I can do everything through Christ who strengthens me." Philippians
13 Rules Of Cherry Tap
13 CherryTap Rules - Repost Oct 31st, 2006 ONE If you're ugly, stop acting like you don't know it. Also cover yourself up no one wants to see your shit. The captions under your picture that say "top model pose" "sexy bitch" "aren't i hot" doesn't convince anyone. TWO To the people who have like 25,000 friends, are you serious? Nobody in this universe can keep up with that many friends. You're stupid. Go play in traffic. THREE Don't ever post pictures and say "OMG, I'm so ugly" "OMG, I'm so fat" because if you were, you wouldn't post them. You're pathetic, stop begging for attention. FOUR Nobody cares about threats over the internet. Don't try to act hardcore with the keyboard. Fighting online is like racing in the special olympics... even if you win, you're still retarded. FIVE Making 20 bulletins a day about how you have new pictures and begging people to comment on them is pathetic. Make the bulletin once if you have to, and
~ Rules For Being Human ~
The Rules Of Manhood
The International Rules of Manhood 1: Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella. 2: It is OK for a man to cry ONLY under the following circumstances: (a) When a heroic dog dies to save its master. (b) The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her blouse. (c) After wrecking your boss's car. (d) One hour, 12 minutes, 37 seconds into "The Crying Game". (e) When she is using her teeth. 3: Any Man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed and eaten by his buddies. 4: Unless he murdered someone in your family, you must bail a friend out of jail within 12 hours. 5: If you've known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off limits forever unless you actually marry her. 6: Moaning about the brand of free beer in a buddy's fridge is forbidden. However complain at will if the temperature is unsuitable. 7: No man shall ever be required to buy a birthday present for another man. In fact, even remembering your buddy's birthday i
Rulez Of Cyber Sex ...lmfao
1. Before becoming involved in any kind of cybersex, please make sure your spouse, boyfriend, kids, etc. are out of the room at the time, (preferably out of the house and not during a major holiday when your in-laws are also present or at a time when all your relatives are in attendance). It really gets difficult to explain the moaning and groaning, while the buzz of various "toys" can be heard. 2. For men, before you begin, please check that your modem protector is on, along with the splash guard for your keyboard. It will stop the future embarrassment of telling the computer technician that your keys are "stuck" and you have no idea why. 3. For women, no matter what you are truly wearing, such as: sweatpants, sweat shirt, torn bathrobe, slippers, t-shirt with stains on the front, bloomer underwear that could cover a car or be used for a parachute, always tell your potential cyber partner you are wearing a thong, garter belt with black stockings, and your best Wonderbra (the one
The Rules Of Manhood
The International Rules of Manhood 1: Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella. 2: It is OK for a man to cry ONLY under the following circumstances: (a) When a heroic dog dies to save its master. (b) The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her blouse. (c) After wrecking your boss' car. (d) One hour, 12 minutes, 37 seconds into "The Crying Game". (e) When she is using her teeth. 3: Any Man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed and eaten by his buddies. 4: Unless he murdered someone in your family, you must bail a friend out of jail within 12 hours. 5: If you've known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off limits forever unless you actually marry her. 6: Moaning about the brand of free beer in a buddy's fridge is forbidden. However complain at will if the temperature is unsuitable. 7: No man shall ever be required to buy a birthday present for another man. In fact, even remembering your buddy's birthday i
10 Rules To Dating My Daughter
Relationship Rules 1. The female makes the rules. 2. The rules are subject to change by the female at any time without prior notification. 3. No male can possibly know all the rules. Attempts to document the rules are not permitted. 4. If the female suspects that the male may know some or all of the rules, she must immediately change some or all of the rules. 5. The female is never wrong. 6. If the female is wrong, it is because of an egregarious misunderstanding which was the direct result of something the male did, said, did not do, or did not say. 7. If rule 6 is invoked, the male must apologize immediately for having been the cause of the misunderstanding without any clues from the female as to what he did to have caused the misunderstanding. See rule 13. 8. The female may change her mind at any time for any reason or no reason at all. 9. The male is never permitted to change his mind or under circumstances without the express written consent of the f
Rules
New Rule: Stop giving me that pop-up ad for classmates.com! There's a reason you don't talk to people for 25 years. Because you don't particularly like them! Besides, I already know what the captain of the football team is doing these days . . . mowing my lawn. New Rule: Don't eat anything that's served to you out a window unless you're a seagull. People are acting all shocked that a human finger was found in a bowl of Wendy's chili. Hey, it cost less than a dollar. What did you expect it to contain? Trout? New Rule: Stop saying that teenage boys who have sex with their hot, blonde teachers are permanently damaged. I have a better description for these kids: lucky bastards. New Rule: If you need to shave and you still collect baseball cards, you're a dope. If you're a kid, the cards are keepsakes of your idols. If you're a grown man, they're pictures of men. New Rule: Ladies, leave your eyebrows alone. Here's how much men care about your eyebrows: do you
The Rules Of A Blow Job For Girls And Guys!!!
The Rules of a Blow Job for Girls and Guys!!! WHAT A GIRL HAS TO SAY ON THE SUBJECT 1. First and foremost, we are not obligated to do it. 2. Extension to rule ..1 - So if you get one, be grateful. 3. I don't care WHAT they did in the porn video you saw, it is not standard practice to cum on someone's face. 4. Extension to rule ..3 - No, I DON'T have to swallow. 5. My ears are NOT handles. 6. Extension to rule ..5 - do not push on the top of my head. Last I heard, deep throat had been done. And additionally, do you really WANT puke on your dick? 7. I don't care HOW relaxed you get, it is NEVER OK to fart. 8. Having my period does not mean that it's "hummer week" - get it through your head - I'm bloated and I feel like shit so no, I don't feel particularly obligated to blow you just because YOU can't have sex right now. 9. Extension to ..8 - "Blue Balls" might have worked on high school girls - if you're that desperate, go jerk off and leave me alone with
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What is CherryTAP? Where do I go for technical support? How do I increase my Cherry Ranking? What are Cherry Points? What are Cherry Salutes? What are Cherry Bucks? What is my Shoutbox™? Can anyone read my Shoutbox™? How do I clear my Shoutbox™? How do I chat? How do you determine the Top Photos? What is the Cherry Alert System? What is the difference between a Friend and a Fan? What is the mobile address option in my profile? Where do I get the videos I see in peoples profiles? How do I meet people on CherryTAP? What is a lounge? How do I create a lounge? What are pools? How do I use my webcam on CherryTAP? How do I use "my skins"? How do I see who has viewed my profile? What is a Bulletin? What exactly is reposting a bulletin? How many photos can I upload? What does it mean to "rip"? What are the different levels of members I see? What's with those other colored names? How do I send a member a comment? How do I send a member a message? What are User Too
Rules - Dominants
Some Rules - Dominants Mystre [it's mutual] 1. Be patient! Until you enter into a contract with a submissive, you have no more right to order him/her around than does anyone else. Give your bottom time to get to know you and what you are like. Finesse and subtlety are major elements of dominance. Similarly, strength and gentleness go hand in hand. The sensitivity and awareness (or lack thereof) that you show in the real world is likely to be repeated in the playroom. 2. Be humble. You may be God's/Goddess' gift to the world, but no one needs to hear it or wants to hear it. You will have ample opportunities to show how good you are - and plenty of opportunities to make a fool of yourself. No matter what you claim, the "real you" will show through in a scene. Don't set yourself up for a failure by developing expectations that you know you can never reach. 3. Be open. Although the Dom{me} is classically considered to be the teacher in SM, you can always learn from your subbi
The Rules Committee
Now that I’ve hit the big 4-0, and as I mentioned before, I have a whole new perspective on things. It’s time for an update on life’s little rules, as unilaterally decided by me: 1. If you’re female and own more than two cats, you are officially a “crazy cat lady.” I’m sorry if you don’t like it or it seems harsh, but it’s the reality. Deal with it. 2. If you are over the age of 80, there’s a better-than-average chance we’ll end up hearing about you on the news as one of those poor souls who died alone in their apartment and the fire department couldn’t get to you because of all the fucking piles of newspapers and magazines going back to Teddy Roosevelt’s time. Thus, if you are over the age of 75, please spend a good chunk of your retirement time keeping your damn house cleaned and throw out that crap. Nobody wants to inherit your polka album collection. 3. There is no need to thank Jesus every time something good happens. Do you BLAME him every time something bad hap
Rules!!
HERE ARE THE TEAMS SO FAR... HEARTS - WILL BOMB CONTESTS OF SQUAD MEMBERS ONLY!! SABRINA CHRISTIE DONNA MEGAN SANDRA ANGIE JAMEZ STEVE DIAMONDS -WILL BOMB CONTESTS OF FAMILY PARTNERS & SQUAD MEMBERS IF WE NEED EXTRA HELP SUZIE-Q DANA JESSI KELLY CASI CRYSTAL CAIN TAZZ SPADES - WILL BOMB GIVEAWAYS CRYS T,J, STEPHANIE MESHELL STACIE MICHELLE AUSTIN DANIEL SCOTT CLUBS - ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR KEEPING US LEVELED- FAN ADD AND RATE EVERYTHING FROM FAMILY, AND PARTNERS...THIS KEEPS US STRONGER... LINDSEY SPECIAL K CARLENA NEE-NEE LEXI JASON KING JOE WES MIKE I WILL ADD MORE LATER...AND OF COURSE YOU CAN STILL BOMB THE OTHER STUFF TOO... THESE ARE YOUR PRIMARY OBJECTIVES... AND AS I SAID EARLIER..IT'S STILL COMING TOGETHER....
Rules Of The South
The ''Rules of the South'' are as follows: 1. Pull your saggy pants up. You look like an idiot. 2. Turn your cap around right, your head ain't crooked. 3. Let's get this straight; it's called a "dirt road." I drive a pickup truck because I want to. No matter how slow you drive, you're going to get dust on your Lexus. Drive it or get out of the way. 4. They are called cows & hogs. That's why they smell to you. They smell like money to us. Get over it. Don't like it? I-75 goes north, I-10 goes west. Pick one. 5. So you have a $60,000 car. We're impressed. We have $250,000 cotton pickers that are driven only 4 weeks a year. 6. So every person in the south waves. It's called being friendly. Try to understand the concept. 7. If that cell phone rings while a bunch of doves are coming in, we WILL shoot it out of your hand. You better hope you don't have it up to your ear at the time. 8. Yeah, we eat catfish & crawfish. You really want sushi & caviar? It's avail
Rules Of Viewing Nsfw Pics
Ok sorry all I have to do this as an reward for those who rate me good !And who help me out... These are my rules! The treasure hunt..lol 1. Reward a 10 to profile 2. Reward a 10 to each pic 3. Reward a 10 to this blog 4. Reward a thumbs up to stash 5. Leave a comment on your favorite pic 6. Leave a comment (with any gothic pic) on profile 7: Leave a comment on this blog 8. Get me a nice gift (I like the naughty ones) 9. Send a friend request with : Name: Age: Location: Fantasy: :) Thats it , then i add you to my family if i can that is i need points to do it!That why i have to do it this way..so help me help you to get up in points! Cute girls get in free!!!! If they have some for me to see to ...lol so dont mean to be a bitch
Rules For A Threesome
1. Always end up with your "Love" never ever have the Big O with the other person especially the first time, it will cause conflict.. 2. Always make sure you talk to your "other" and understand it is "JUST SEX" 3. Pay attention to your Other, no matter how different the new person feels and what they do, never ever ever say, Damn why couldn't you do that.. 4. When you have one on your face and one on your cock remember to be polite, share and switch places.. 5. It is not all about you, if you are just alying back and watching and not doing anything to assist " WE NEED YOU WHY".. 6.Make this as comfortable as possible, while I am totally at ease with what I do, your love may be scared this is normal.. 7. Even if you get started and you or anyone feels scared, uncomfortable, ill at ease there is a reason for feeling like that..it is totally acceptable to back off and away, anyone that has done this understands , sometimes it just doesn't " Feel
Rules
Best Joke of the year...... A Somali arrives in Minneapolis as a new immigrant to the United States. He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, "Thank you Mr. American for letting me in this country, giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care, and free education!" The passerby says, "You are mistaken, I am Mexican." The man goes on and encounters another passerby "Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in America!" The person says, "I not American, I Vietnamese." The new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand and says, "Thank you for the wonderful America!" That person puts up his hand and says, "I am from Middle East, I am not American!" He finally sees a nice lady and asks, "Are you an American?" She says, "No, I am from Russia!" Puzzled, he asks her, "Where are all the Americans?" The Russian lady checks her watch and says..."Probably at work. Finally, the guys' side of the story. (I m
Rules To The Nsfw Folder.
Yes its another one. I have 49 people on my family list. Those 49 do not, I repeat DO NOT come off of my family list because 3 of you guys all at the same time want access. If you really want access that bad, wait till a Happy Hour rolls around. If you really want to know when a Happy Hour is supposed to happen, go to http://www.cherrytap.com/happyhour.php and it tells you in Pacific Standard Time when there are ones happening. If a block is filled in with someones nickname and picture, thats when a Happy Hour is being hosted. Thanks again for the time to read this and I hope to talk to everyone soon :) May not be a conversation talk, but small talk is better than none right? :) Just leave me a page comment and I'll try to make sure that I get back to you if the comment is worth trying to talk to you about. So if its like, "You're so sexy" or anything of the sort. Thanks in advance okay? :) Hope everyone has a great Hump Day! Im going to start doing two new things. I
10 Rules For Dating My Daughter Lmao
Rule One: If you pull into my driveway and honk you'd better be delivering a package, because you're sure not picking anything up. Rule Two: You do not touch my daughter in front of me. You may glance at her, so long as you do not peer at anything below her neck. If you cannot keep your eyes or hands off of my daughter's body, I will remove them. Rule Three: I am aware that it is considered fashionable for boys of your age to wear their trousers so loosely that they appear to be falling off their hips. Please don't take this as an insult, but you and all of your friends are complete idiots. Still, I want to be fair and open minded about this issue, so I propose this compromise: You may come to the door with your underwear showing and your pants ten sizes too big, and I will not object. However, in order to ensure that your clothes do not, in fact, come off during the course of your date with my daughter, I will take my electric nail gun and fasten your trousers
Rules
1. Each member must bomb at least 100 votes in an hour and a half. 2. Every member must fan add and rate everyone in the squad. 3.Each Member needs to rate everyones pictures to the amount that you have if you have 50 pictures you need to rate 50 on each members page. 4. make sure you have tbr bomb squad in your name. 5.if theres more than one member in a contest no one bombs 6. anyone can call on us we need to do more than one contest at a time if needed 7. when bombing use numbers 1 - 100 dont use a bunch of random crap 8. once a month if theres a contest going the first bomber to reach 100 votes will get a gift from the ct gift shop
Rules Everyman Should Know(lol)
When the fire trucks are delayed 40 seconds in traffic, People say: "It took them 20 minutes to get here." When the truck races at 40 m.p.h., it's: "Look at those reckless fools." When four men struggle with an eight-man ladder: "They don't even know how to raise a ladder." When firemen open windows for ventilation to reduce heat in fighting a fire: "Look at the wrecking crew." When they open the floor to get at a blaze: "There goes the ax squad." If the chief stands back where he can see and direct his men, people say: "He's afraid to go where he sends his men." If they lose a building: "It's a lousy department." If they make a good "stop" folks say: "The fire didn't amount to much." If lots of water is necessary: "They are doing more damage with water than the flames." If a fireman gets hurt: "He was a careless guy." If a citizen gets hurt: "It's a crazy department." If a fireman inspects a citizen's property: "He's meddling in somebody bu
The Rules Of Drunk Dialing!!!
1. Only drunk dial when you are drunk. Everything else is false advertisement. 2. It is okay to call someone 27 times in one night. If you don't remember it, it didn't happen. 3.If you are going to drunk dial a family member, say something nice. Ex. "Mom I'm in McDonald's and they're playing our song. I love you" 4.Dirty talk while drunk dialing is always preferred. Who doesn't want to hear your best raspy, phone sex voice at 3 in the A.M. asking to bend them over something. 5. Voicemails are always better. This way your friend can let their friends have fun at your expense for days, even weeks to come. 6. Drunk texting is alright... If you are prepared to read what you wrote the next day when you are sober. 7. It is definitely a good idea to call all of your exes and remind them that you were the best lover they've ever had and everything they know, they learned from you. This way you can sleep well at night. 8. You can also call this same ex
Rules For Relationship....
I'LL face my emptiness alone; you need not fill me up .... I'll trust - and tell you when I don't....I'll be there you can count on me .... I'll take my consequences for what I say and do ....I'll accept you - the way you are .... I'll let you know me -my thoughts and feelings to the extent it is possible .... I'll tell you if I'm leaving.... I'll be vulnerable - as often as I can .... I'll disagree- and stay when I do .... I'll comment on my reality.... I'll be receptive to giving and taking .... I shall understand that my need for intimacy may be different from yours....
Rules Of The South
The 'rules Of The South' Are As Follows!!!
1. Pull your droopy pants up. You look like an idiot. 2. Turn your cap right, your head isn't crooked. 3. Let's get this straight; it's called a "gravel road." I drive a pickup truck because I want to. No matter how slow you drive, you're going to get dust on your Lexus. Drive it or get out of the way. 4 They are cattle. That's why they smell to you. They smell like money to us. Get over it. Don't like it? I-40 goes east and west, I-65 goes north and south. Pick one. 5. So you have a $60,000 car. We're impressed. We have $250,000 cotton strippers that are driven only 3 weeks a year. 6. So every person in the south waves. It's called being friendly. Try to understand the concept. 7. If that cell phone rings while a bunch of doves are coming in, we WILL shoot it out of your hand. You better hope you don't have it up to your ear at the time. 8 Yeah, we eat catfish &; crawfish. You really want sushi & caviar? It's available at the corner bait shop. 9. The "Ope
Rules For Bedroom Golf:
1. Each player shall furnish his own equipment for play. Normally one club and two balls. 2. Play on a course must be approved by the owner of the holes. 3. Owner of the course must approve the equipment before play may begin. 4. For most effective play, the club must have a firm shaft. Course owners are permitted to check the shaft stiffness before play begins. 5. Course owners reserve the right to restrict the shaft length to avoid any damage to the course. 6. Unlike out door golf, the goal is to get the club into the hole, while keeping the balls out. 7. The object of the game is to take as many strokes as deemed necessary until the course owner is satisfied that play is complete. Failure to do so may result in being denied permission to play the course in the future. 8. It is considered bad form to begin playing the hole immediately upon arrival at the course. The experienced player will normally take time to admire the entire course, with special attention being give
Rules To Live By
The Rules!
The Rules........
Okay, it appears that I am having to bring the rules back to the table. Before you comment on my pics, before you send me an e-mail, before you send me shout - keep in mind that I am still a fucking human being! I'm someone's daughter, someone's sister and most importantly someone's girlfriend. Regardless of what I choose to show, regardless of how little I choose to show, be an adult and stop acting like a damn 8th grade boy going through puberty! Comments telling me how you wanna do me does NOT turn me on. Think about how you would want someone to speak to your girlfriend, your sister, or your mama before you decide to try to send me ANYTHING! The rules are simple...I'm a human being and you may not agree with what I'm saying but you WILL respect it. Comments that I am personally offended by - WILL be deleted with QUICKNESS! If you mouth off to me about it - you will be deleted with QUICKNESS! If you're looking for a little porn chick - move on to the next page because I ain
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Rules
New Rule: No more gift registries. You know, it used to be just for weddings. Now it's for babies and new homes, graduations and getting out of rehab. Picking out the stuff you want and having other people buy it for you isn't gift giving, it's the white people's version of looting. New Rule: There's no such thing as flavored water. There's a whole aisle of this crap at the supermarket, water, but without that watery taste. Sorry, but flavored water is called a soft drink. You want flavored water? Pour some scotch over ice and let it melt. That's your flavored water. New Rule: If you're going to insist on making movies based on crappy, old television shows, then you have to give everyone in the Cineplex a remote so we can see what's playing on the other screens. Let's remember the reason something was a television show in the first place is that the idea wasn't good enough to be a movie.
Rules For Dating My Daughter
5 Rule's For Men To Follow To Lead A Happy Life
1. It's important to have a woman, who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job. 2. It's important to have a woman, who can make you laugh. 3. It's important to have a woman, who you can trust and who doesn't lie to you. 4. It's important to have a woman, who is good in bed and who likes to be with you. 5. It's very, very important that these four women do not know each other.
7 Rules To Live By (for Those Who Use Computers At Work)
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ok if i do this which i told her i would there r a few rules like always.... i will copy paiste them duh u will see them here lol...well most cuz we know there r no cheaters amongst my friends right lol....i have no clue to add her pic on here but heres here rules annd link.... thanks all... and its for 10 days 67,000 comments is the min.yes alot huh guess i will be a copy paistin mother ummm ok but u getr wat i mean...dont hurt to try...grrrrr thanks again me..... Tongue...... ooh p.s its for a happy hr.... http://www.fubar.com/user/825510 RULES!!!!! You and anyone that will be helping you in the contest must rate me, fan me and be on my friends list to enter or comment in this contest. I will be checking everyone and the folder will be set for friends only to comment so anyone that you want to help you comment bomb you need to let them know they must rate, fan and add me to do this. Ple
Rules For The Members
Rule 1: If you open this you GOTTA take it. Rule 2: You are NOT ALLOWED to explain ANYTHING unless someone messages you and asks. Rule 3: Only answer True or False.. Q: Kissed someone on your top friends? TRUE Q: Been arrested? FALSE Q: Kissed someone you didn't like? TRUE Q: You like someone? TRUE Q: Held a snake? TRUE Q: Been suspended from school? FALSE Q: Sang in the shower? FALSE Q: Sat on a roof top? FALSE Q: Been thrown into a pool with all your clothes on? FALSE Q: Broken a bone? TRUE Q: Shaved your head? FALSE Q: Played a prank on someone? TRUE Q: Had/have a gym membership? FALSE Q: Shot a gun? TRUE Q: Donated Blood? FALSE ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ just be 100% truthful LAST PERSON. 1. You hung out with? BENNY 2. last person that texted you? CANDY 3. You were in a car with? MY HUBBY AND KIDS 4. Went to the movies with? BENNY AND KIDS 5. Went to the mall with? BENNY AND KIDS 6. You talked to on the phone? MY FATHER 8. You calle
Rules On D/s Lifestyle
Rules On D/s Lifestyle
By Mackenzie Cross and felicia Mansur Copyright © 2004 All rights reserved A dominant/submissive lifestyle is based upon the willing transfer of power between the submissive and the dominant. Submissives are drawn to a dominant's strength, power and charisma. They respond by yielding to the dominant who, in turn, empowers them to live more fully according to their nature. The manifestation of this power dynamic is the dominant's control of the submissive. And the most effective method of maintaining control in a way that will enhance the experience for both parties is to establish a valuable framework of rules and rituals. Rules and rituals are long-standing tools used to control the behaviours of an individual or group. Wedding ceremonies, the armed services, funerals, club membership, family gatherings, even childbirth are all steeped in ritual. They provide structure and create a sense of belonging. They can also be a powerful reminder of who we are and help keep us in
Rules To Live By...
The one thing we can all say is "that in life all you have is your word....." You should be true to your word...Say what you mean, and make sure your actions are the same as your words.... I get so fustrated when someone say's....one thing and then they do just what they said they wasn't going to do or what they are not intrested in..... I have one thing to say to all my friends and family...In real life and my Internet friends....Don't PLAY me....I am the only Player in my life right now..... Its one thing to expect to not belive everything people tell you on the internet...But in real life, you should be able to belive that people mean what they say....or they are going to do what they say they are going to do.... One day I will be a little less trusting I guess....But its hard to not trust your friends and family.... But like I always say, you are the holder of your own cards in life....If you give them away you should never expect them to be played the same way yo
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RUBIAS ROCKIN IN NYC THE FALL BOMB FEST COMIN SEPT15,TO SEPT30@ fubar hello there DJphilburg360 is in a contest and dsc bombers and wtc family are able to bomb but you have to add fan and rate the person profile it starts the 15 of sept and if he wins he is splitting the prize with wtc and dsc bombers so lets have some fun thank you DJphilnurg360 Here are the rules you need make sure you have fanned all dsc members and then when someone in dsc needs help come to me or one of the co-founders or the homepage and ask us to post the bulletin that way i can do it fairly we also will help dsc members level if they are close and please do not take advantage of this it is going to be fun and help if there are any ? just get with me and most of all no drama keep that shit at the store i will update as much as i can so i hope you all have a great weekend Thanks for your time DJphilburg360 Come one lets help are family member lets rock this photo DSC Style
Rules For A Bombing Family
I HAVE BRIEFLY SPOKEN WITH A FEW PEOPLE AND FROM WHAT IVE HEARD, THERE ARE SOME ISSUES THAT NEED TO BE ADDRESSED, IF YOUR IN A BOMBING FAMILY , IT DOESNT MATTER WHOS PLATOON OR NOT, YOU MUST TREAT EACH OTHER WITH KINDNESS AND RESPECT, NO BACKSTABBING AND TAKING CREDIT FOR SOME ONES WIN, LOOK AT IT THIS WAY , WHEN THE CONTESTANT WINS ,WE ALL WIN, NOW , INLIGHT OF ME HEARING THIS, IF I AND I REPEAT IF I EVER HEAR THIS SHIT, AGAIN , I WILL GO TO THE PERSON WHO IS ACTING THIS WAY AND REPRIMAND,THERE IS NO NEED FOR THAT KIND OF BULLSHIT, NOW ANOTHER THING, ANYONE THAT IS SWEETTALKING ADMINISTRAITIVES TO GET WHAT THEY WANT ISNT COOL EITHER, SO I AM GOING TO BE KEEPING A VERY CLOSE EYE ON THINGS, WE ALL NEED TO EARN OUR STATUSES, NOT TO PUT IT BLUNTLY SLEEP WITH THE BOSS TO GET WHAT WE WANT, THAT SHIT DONT WORK WITH ME EITHER, I SEE THAT YOUR A GOOD BOMBER AND YOU DO RIGHT I WILL PUT IN A GOOD WORD, BUT IF THEIR ARE PROBLEMS, WELL , THEN THE REST IS HISTORY. ,IM SORRY I AM STRAIGHT FOR
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5 Rules To Live By
Remember the five simple rules to be happy: 1. Free your heart from hatred - Forgive. 2. Free your mind from worries - Most never happen. 3. Live simply and appreciate what you have. 4. Give more. 5. Expect less
Rules And Gudelines In Lounge
These guidelines need to be followed if Banning someone, If it is Not in the Guideline you need to or someone needs to screen shot possible offenders so that I can take care of the issue. 1. Racial Bullshit, You see it in the lounge Screenshot and Ban Them immediately 2. Any Complaints about a member in the lounge harassing another member in the lounge shall be screen shot and dealt with immediately if your not shure about Banning send me screenshot and ID numbers of parties involved. ( If it does not happen in the Lounge itself it is not our problem, That’s what the block button is for ) 3. ONLY get involved if it happens in the Lounge and can be seen by everyone. 4. Harassment will not be tolerated, if it is not in a joking manner or the person ask them to stop and it continues a screenshot and immediate ban is warranted. 5. Spamming in the lounge will not be allowed NO Contest Links or Lounge Links that are not Short Bus related, unless authorized by a Short Bus Bou
Rules For Drunk Dialing
Rules for Drunk Dialing 1. Only drunk dial when you are drunk. Everything else is false advertisement. 2. It is okay to call someone 27 times in one night. If you don't remember it, it didn't happen. 3. If you are going to drunk dial a family member, say something nice. Ex. "Mom, I'm in McDonald's and they're playing our song. I love you." 4. Dirty talk while drunk dialing is always preferred. Who doesn't want to hear your best raspy, phone sex voice at 3 in the A.M. asking to bend them over something?? 5. Voicemails are always better: This way your friend can let their friends have fun at your expense for days, even weeks to come. 6. Drunk texting is alright… if you are prepared to read what you wrote the next day when you are sober. 7. It is definitely a good idea to call all of your exes and remind them that you were the best lover they've ever had and everything they know, they learned from you. This way you can sleep well at night. 8. You can also call thi
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If you don't agree.. don't like.. can't see why.. I guess you are a total dickhead. Wash the dickcheese out of your ears and listen to what women have to tell you. Better yet.. Look at your behavior..TSK TSK!
Rules & Regulations
New Rules That Apply To All WSC Members. #1 If you have joined WSC that means that you either voluntered to bomb or level.Now some people have kept up with blogs and so forth and have done everything they could to help in either area.However, there are also those who read the blogs and move on to their own thing.So I want to make this clear if you have NOT helped a member either level or bomb do NOT expect to be helped when you ask. #2 Neither leveling or bombing is required.You choose what you want to do, but you are expected to do one or the other.For our Levelers : Rates are needed on contest as much as bombing.As of today you are REQUIRED to go to our contest page and rate the person in the contest!You do NOT have to bomb.There is no reason you can not rate if you enjoy leveling because its basically the same thing and only takes 2 seconds to do. #3 We will NOT put anymore WSC members bombing a contest UNLESS it has been approved by(Psychorainstorm ,MarlbroMan, or
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The Rules Of Farm Life
The Rules Of Farm Life A little boy comes down to breakfast. Since his family lives on a farm, his mother asks if he has done his chores. "Not yet," said the little boy. His mother tells him no breakfast until he does his chores. Well, he's a little pissed, so he goes to feed the chickens, and he kicks a chicken. He goes to feed the cows, and he kicks a cow. He goes to feed the pigs, and he kicks a pig. He goes back in for breakfast and his mother gives him a bowl of dry cereal. "How come I don't get any eggs and bacon? Why don't I have any milk in my cereal?" he asks. "Well, his mother says, "I saw you kick a chicken, so you don't get any eggs for a week. I saw you kick the pig, so you don't get any bacon for a week either. I also saw you kick the cow, so for a week you aren't getting any milk." Just then, his father comes down for breakfast and kicks the cat halfway across the kitchen. The little boy looks up at his mother with a smile,
10 Rules For Dominants
TEN RULES FOR DOMINANTS 1. Be Patient Until you enter into a relationship with a submissive, you have no more right to order him/her around than does anyone else. Give your bottom time to get to know you and what you are like. Finesse and subtlety are major elements of dominance. Similarly, strength and gentleness go hand in hand. The sensitivity and awareness (or lack thereof) that you show in the real world is likely to be repeated in the playroom. 2. Be Humble You may be God's/Goddess' gift to the world, but no one needs to hear it or wants to hear it. You will have ample opportunities to show how good you are - and plenty of opportunities to make a fool of yourself. No matter what you claim, the "real you" will show through in a scene. Don't set yourself up for a failure by developing expectations that you know you can never reach. 3. Be Open Although the top is classically considered to be the teacher in D/s-SM, you can always learn from your bottom, no matter how inex
10 Rules For Submissives
Ten Rules For Submissives 1. Be Patient A potential top will let you know if she or he is interested in you or not. Keep in mind that your purpose as a submissive is to serve and to satisfy someone who will take into consideration the realization of your fantasies. Don't expect your top to be able to turn on like a light switch. The timing must be right for both of you. 2. Be Humble You may be God's or Goddess' gift to the world and the most sought after prize in town, but no one needs to hear it or wants to hear it. You will have ample opportunity to show how good you are. No matter what you claim, the "real you" will show through in a scene. Don't set yourself up for failure by developing expectations that you know you and your top can never reach. 3. Be Open You can learn something about SM and about yourself from everyone into the scene, no matter how experienced or inexperienced they are, or how dominant or submissive they are. D/s- SM is a very personal art, and an "I
10 Rules Of Life & Love
~ Don't live you life to the satisfaction of others around you or in the end the only one dissatisifed if you... ~Only care about the opinion of those the you love and then, only if they can live up to their own expectations... ~Don't spend alot of tome thinking about where you should be because it will only keep you from enjoying where you are. Move at your own pace and you won't be as tired when you finally get there. ~Don't try to make other people happy before you make yourself happy. If you do, no one will ever be happy... ~For every hour you spend doing for others, spend twice as much doing for yourself. Even if it's just sitting on a bench watching the sunset. ~Dream about things you want. There is nothing wrong with dreaming, but don't let those dreams cause disappointment in the real things you have. Have what you enjoy if you can, but always enjoy what you have... ~Never stop believing in your future or you will be forced to live in the past. There is
The Rules, Big Girl Style
A long time ago in a galaxy far far away.... Oops wrong scenario... A long time ago on a site called Lost Cherry, A time when kindness, manners and friendship ran rampant. There was a discerning sense of ethics and etiquette. Now as the site has grown many of the old ways have become a thing of the past. Making way for a much more “ME” orientated atmosphere. Luckily a lone internet scavenger stumbled across the dead cherry scrolls while rummaging through archives in a hidden data base. After hour upon hour the scrolls have finally been translated. Baby Jesus said unto the people of Cherryland...... This site is my gift to you, go forth my children, make friends, rate, fan and add in the name of love. I give you 10’s and 11’s for which to award our fellow brethren. Give them freely and give them often. The 1 through 9’s are of no use and only there to fill space, using them may result in hurt feelings or a rash of 1’s tossed right back at you. (rather damaging to your rating if
The Rules
Here we go Hand in hand Lets start this It's sure to be a wild ride It sounds like such a huge word Relationship Relation-Ship No wonder we refer to it as a ride It's not a ride It's pain Pure and simple Pain The rule is: I share my pain with you, And you share your pain with me The deeper the relationship, The more pain shared. It's just that simple. So what happens when that rule is broken? That's called a breakup And the opposite rule applies. We promise to never again share our pain. And any pain we observe, we disbelieve. While it's true that there are bad ways to break up There are no good ones They're wrong You're wrong Yelling Crying Hanging on Running away silence email phone call death fisticuffs or just apathy into nonexistence. They all hurt Because you're denied the pain of the person you lost And you're suckered by the illusion that it doesn't exist. And that makes it hurt more. So if you read this, And I like to t
The Rules Of Engagement
I, like most people, like to wake up, get ready for the day and hop online to meet and greet, check emails and say hello. I enjoy coming onto Fubar and looking at pictures, reading blogs and talking to the peeps I talk to and have met here. I like to express myself through my status and let people know where I'm at throughout the day. It's all good as I go off to my job and live my day. However, there's one thing cats need to learn and that is: The Rules of Engagement! Fellas or Whom It May Concern: Comments about me, offering your lovely cock to me, proposing that you eat me out or even worse, fuck me are not ways in which to engage me. It's fucking rude and stupid of you to think that something like that will have me jump at the chance to meet you. Example: Bob: Can I eat U Mz J: Wow, how can I resist the charm of that comment. Of course you can, you said the magic words. Holy shit!! No one has ever said it way you said it, how lucky for you that you found
Rules For Non Military
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Rules for the Non Military Dear Civilians, "We know that the current state of affairs in our great nation has many civilians up in arms and excited to join the military. For those of you who can't join, you can still lend a hand. Here are a few of the areas in which we would like your assistance: 1. The next time you see an adult talking (or wearing a hat) during the playing of the National Anthem---kick their ass. 2. When you witness, firsthand, someone burning the American Flag in protest---kick their ass. 3. Regardless of the rank they held while they served, pay the highest amount of respect to all veterans. If you see anyone doing otherwise, quietly pull them aside and explain how these veterans fought for the very freedom they bask in every second. Enlighten them on the many sacrifices these veterans made to make this Nation great. Then hold them down while a disabled veteran kicks their ass. 4. (GUYS) If you were never in the military, DO NOT pretend that you
The Rules Of Mumming
ok i have been dealing with those crazy azz mumm commenters for some time now and even though i still don't understand how their small little brains work i have decided to make this list of rules that i think they go by so here goes RULE FOR MUMMING : 1: WE AS MUMM COMMENTERS HAVE THE RIGHT: TO MAKE ANY COMMENTS THAT WE WANT NO MATTER IF THEY ARE TOTALLY ASSININE OR OFF SUBJECT 2:WE AS MUMM COMMENTERS HAVE THE RIGHT:TRY TO MAKE YOU LOOK AS STUPID AS WE CAN IN ORDER TO IMPRESS OUR OTHER LITTLE ASSHOLE FRIENDS EVEN THOUGH WE ARE EITHER NO SMARTER THAN OR EVEN LESS SMART THAN YOU ARE 3: WE AS MUMM COMMENTERS HAVE THE RIGHT :TO GIVE YOU ALL KINDS OF HELL IF YOU EITHER DELETE OUR NASTY COMMENTS OR BLOCK US OR BOTH (CAUSE IF YOU DO WE WILL WHINE LIKE THE LITTLE BITCHES WE ARE AND HAVE OUR FRIENDS MAKE AN EXAMPLE OUT OF YOU 4:WE AS MUMM COMMENTERS HAVE THE RIGHT: TO MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO EVEN POST A MUMM ,AND THAT YOUR MUMM IS STUPID EVEN THOUGH WE OURSE
40 Rules Men Wished Women Knew
40 Rules Men Wished Women Knew 1. If you think you might be fat, you are. Don't ask us. Just get your fat arse in a gym. 2. Learn to work the toilet seat: if it's up put the f*cker down. 3. Don't cut your hair. Ever. It causes arguments when we comment on it. 4. Birthdays, Valentines, and Anniversaries are not quests to see if we can find the perfect present.......again! 5. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear. 6. Sometimes, we're not thinking about you. Live with it. 7. Anyone can buy condoms. 8. Get rid of your cat. And no, it's not different, it's just like every other cat. 9. Dogs are better than ANY cats. 10. Sunday = Football/Rugby/Any other sport. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be. 11. Shopping is not a sport. 12. Anything you wear is fine. Really. 13. You have enough clothes. 14. You have too many shoes. 15. Crying is blackmail. Use it if you must
10 Rules
Ten Rules for Dominants Ten Rules for Submissives Be patient! Until you enter into a contract with a submissive, you have no more right to order him/her around than does anyone else. Give your bottom time to get to know you and what you are like. Finesse and subtlety are major elements of dominance. Similarly, strength and gentleness go hand in hand. The sensitivity and awareness (or lack thereof) that you show in the real world is likely to be repeated in the playroom. Be patient! A potential top will let you know if she or he is interested in you or not. Keep in mind that your purpose as a submissive is to serve and to satisfy someone who will take into consideration the realization of your fantasies. Don't expect your top to be able to turn on like a light switch. The timing must be right for both of you. Be humble. You may be God's/Goddess' gift to the world, but no one needs to hear it or wants to hear it. You will have ample opportunities to show how good you are - and ple
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Rules For Being Happy
There are lots of so called 'professional' opinions from professional people giving you professional guidance to being happy (with the term being self defining....YOU determine what makes you happy). One of the better ones follow: Remember the 5 simple rules to being happy: 1. Free your heart from hatred...FORGIVE 2. Free your mind from worries... MOST NEVER HAPPEN 3. Live simply...APPRECIATE WHAT YOU HAVE 4. Give more...IT MAKES YOU FEEL BETTER 5. Expect less...YOU WON'T BE SO DISAPPOINTED . Now, with that being said I'd like to narrow the focus a bit.....give you my very unprofessional input as to my rules to make me happy and for treating people. Like I said, I'm not a professional so I've narrowed my list to three items: 1. be happy (as I mentioned, it's self defining) 2. never intentionally hurt anyone 3. know love (if you have love everything else falls into place) With that in mind and with the coming of the Christmas season I'd like every one of y
Rules
Due to recent events I have made these rules for all of Sean's (aka DJ Khaotic Wolf) ex, present, and future fu-girls. #1) Please do not talk to me like I'm your best friend. I am not your friend I am Sean's friend. #2) I do not care about you or your problems. I care about Sean. If you last more than six months I may come to care about you, but until that time I just do not care. #3) I am Sean's coworker. He does not need for me to know all of his relationship details and personally I do not need to know them all either. So please do not tell me about them. Thank You. #4)(Last but not least) If you are PSYCHO I am definitly not talking to you. I am not in the mood for your psycho shit I have got enough problems of my own then to deal with yours also. Especially if I do not know you. I'll probably add more rules to this list but until then if you do not like these rules please see the manager (aka Sean aka DJ Khaotic Wolf). Thank You!!!!!!
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Looking for some fun on the internets. Hoping to meet some people, I have no regrets. People are interesting, and funny to boot. I'm really fun to talk to. The point is never moot I like to read and write a few things. I like play games I don't carry any blings Women say I'm nice, cute, and wild in the sack. What can I say it's just a nack I sing in the car, I dance in the rain. I do take karate so I say "bring the pain" People who meet me are so glad to be near. I'm a great person, that's what you'll hear. All I can say is I meet some people in person. Online chat is only going to worsen, as I prefer face to face chats with an actuall person My rymning is going to stop there, because I can't think of anything else. Drop me a line 1: Always remember the little things. 2: Don't forget to ask how her day was 3: If you forget her name, you better not guess 4: Don't always think her flirting means your going to get sex. 5: Don't drop to the gutter so quick. On
Rules Of Love
Someone will always be smarter. Their house will be bigger. They will drive a better car. Their children will do better in school. And their partners will fix more things around the house. So let it go and love you and your circumstances. Think about it. The prettiest woman in the world can have hell in her heart. And the most highly favored woman on your job may be unable to have children. The richest woman you know - she's got the car, the house, the clothes - might be heartbreakingly lonely. So, love you. Love who you are right now. Tell yourself, "I am too blessed to be stressed." Be blessed ladies and pass this on to encourage another woman. "To the world you might be one person, but to one person you just might be the world." Reassure me when I'm afraid miss me when I'm away. keep the good promise you made believe in what i say. laugh when I'm happy cry when i am sad. and when you say you love me prove the love you have. correct me when I'm wrong stand by me whe
The Rules Of Bedroom Golf
Scioto Ordnance Plant From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia The Scioto Ordnance Plant (SOP) was an ammunitions and bomb making facility built in Marion County, Ohio by the United States Army in 1942. The plant operated until 1945 when production wound down. Also built adjacent was the Marion Engineering Depot which was authorized in the summer of 1942. Land for the plant was taken in Grand Prairie, Scott, Clairdon and Marion Townships in an area covering 12,500 acres (51 km2). Families who owned property within the zone identified for the facility were notified March 2, 1942 that they had to vacate their land by May 1, 1942. Not only did this mean that the displaced had to find a place to live in the midst of a housing and fuel shortage, but it also meant moving and/or selling livestock and agricultural equipment. Federal contractors began removing field fencing in April 1942. While land owners received a "fair" valuation for their property, relocation expenses were not paid.
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Rules For Female Passengers (sports Bike Riding)
1. If you have no bike but just happen to have your own helmet in your car we know your playing us for a ride. 2. If your going to go for a ride go with the nicest bike he's the one who is least likely to crash and kill you. If he has a nice bike he's probably been ridding a while. If you go with a tool who has a 86 ninja 250 we are all going to laugh at you. Plus use your head if his bike looks broke then so is he DUHHH! 3. If the bike is a "Stunt bike" or rashed up all over reconsider there is a reason its rashed up. 4. If you're FAT! Save yourself some embarrassment and save us the aggravation of trying to tell you no with out saying cuz "YOU'RE FAT BITCH!!!! We can only be sooo nice. Use your head. 5. If your friend is ugly or FAT (See rule 4) it is not my responsibility to get someone to take her. 6. If you have on a skirt then YES!!! We have to go first. No one else knows how to get where we are going... (Right guys?) 7. Showing your nice tits will get you selected fi
Rules Of Friendship
1 - Do not think because you rated, commented, or fanned me, I will feel obligated to friend you. I will look over your profile, and if I feel that we could even begin to have a conversation, I will consider it. 2 - If you are a member of stilleto girls, Then DO NOT BOTHER. I have my reasons, but I would rather delete my profile then be friends with even one of you. 3 - Blank friend requests, or the word hello, are almost like begging me to deny you and block you. Say something beyond hello, and you may just get my attention. 4 - Posting pics of yourself on my profile with the admittance of your "hope u accept" is about as close to warranting a death threat as you can get. 5 - Promoting a lounge on my page, ditto. 6 - Complementing me, ditto, yet again. I know everyone else loves to have their egos fed, But I am not everyone. Try actually speaking to me.
The Rules
LEVELING LOVERS THE RULES!!!!! We will remain stress free. We will remain drama free. Our goal is to help all our fellow members level up. Please, let us know when you will be on vacation so we don’t worry about you! Please, be sure to welcome all new members! We just ask that you rate them with 10’s or 11’s and maybe leave a nice comment welcoming them. Everyone will have a badge made for them. Also, please be sure to check my blogs often for any updates! LEVELING LOVERS THE RULES!!!!! We will remain stress free. We will remain drama free. Our goal is to help all our fellow members level up. Please, let us know when you will be on vacation so we don’t worry about you! Please, be sure to welcome all new members! We just ask that you rate them with 10’s or 11’s and maybe leave a nice comment welcoming them. Everyone will have a badge made for them. Also, please be sure to check my blogs
Rules At A Bar!!!
There's more to it then tipping a glass and acting foolish. 1. If you owe someone money, always pay them back in a bar. Preferably during happy hour. 2. Always toast before doing a shot. 3. Whoever buys the shot gets the first chance to offer a toast. 4. Change your toast at least once a month. 5. Buying someone a drink is five times better than a handshake. 6. Buying a strange woman a drink is not really cool. Buying all her drinks is dumb. 7. Never borrow more than one cigarette from the same person in one night. 8. When the bartender is slammed, resist the powerful urge to order a slightly-dirty, very-dry, in-and-out, super-chilled half-and-half martini with a lemon twist. Limit orders to beer, straight shots and two-part cocktails. 9. Get the bartender's attention with eye contact and a smile. 10. Do not make eye contact with the bartender if you do not want a drink. 11. Unacceptable things to say after doing a shot: Great, now I'm going
The Rules
LEVELING LOVERS This family is for fun, its not a demanding family, shout at another member to see if they can help, if they cant then go to the next it is a big deal. There is something else I want to I need help in the family so I need some staff so if anyone want to help please let me know. HAVE FUN (that is a must) Harrassment is a definite no-no whether it is a family member or another family it will not be tolerated what so ever... Respect Everyone. We're all humans on the outside, therefore we have feelings, everyone- deserves respect. Treat each wolf as you would liked to be treated. Our goal is to help all our fellow members level up. Please, be sure to welcome all new members! We just ask that you rate them with 10’s or 11’s and maybe leave a nice comment welcoming them. Everyone will have a badge made for them. Also, please be sure to check my blogs often for any updates!
Rules For Flamming Hearts
1) NO DRAMA WILL BE TOLERATED!We will not put up with any drama from anyone. There will be no exceptions to this rule! 2)No one but management will be allowed to post blogs about leveling. The only ones to post blogs about leveling are Founder, Co-Founder, and Manager. 3) There will be no bombing unless it's for a memeber of the Flamming Heart and it does not interfere with us leveling. 4) All newbies will go through Latina69. No exceptions. Always send new recruits to her. If she is not around then and only then send to Founder or Co-Founder. 5) If you find yourself in an uncomfortable situation find an Enforcer. They are here to help you out! If one is not avaible you can then look for managment. 6) We will level anyone with 15,000 points or fewer as long as they have plenty of stash and pics. Please do not come to us for help with more than that with few pics and stash. We will level during HH only. Any other time is for you to do what you want to do! After leveling
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Rules For Dating My Daughters
Rules For Girls And Guys
The Rules of a Blow Job for Girls and Guys!!! WHAT A GIRL HAS TO SAY ON THE SUBJECT 1. First and foremost, we are not obligated to do it. 2. Extension to rule ..1 - So if you get one, be grateful. 3. I don't care WHAT they did in the porn video you saw, it is not standard practice to cum on someone's face. 4. Extension to rule ..3 - No, I DON'T have to swallow. 5. My ears are NOT handles. 6. Extension to rule ..5 - do not push on the top of my head. Last I heard, deep throat had been done. And additionally, do you really WANT puke on your dick? 7. I don't care HOW relaxed you get, it is NEVER OK to fart. 8. Having my period does not mean that it's "hummer week" - get it through your head - I'm bloated and I feel like shit so no, I don't feel particularly obligated to blow you just because YOU can't have sex right now. 9. Extension to ..8 - "Blue Balls" might have worked on high school girls - if you're that desperate, go jerk off and leave
Rules For Lounge
11 Rules Of Fubar
So very, very True !!! THE fubar RULES ONE If you're ugly, stop acting like you don't know it. The captions under you picture that says "top model pose" "sexy bitch" "arnt i hot" doesn't convince anyone. TWO To the people who have like 25,000 friends, are you serious? Nobody in this universe can keep up with that many friends. You're stupid. Go play in traffic. THREE Don't ever post pictures and say "OMG, I'm so ugly" "OMG,I'm so fat" because if you were, you wouldn't post them. FOUR Nobody cares about threats over the internet. Don't try to act hardcore with the keyboard. Fighting online is like racing in the special olympics; even if you win, you're still retarded. FIVE Making 20 bulletins a day about how you have new pictures and begging people to comment on them is pathetic. Make the bulletin once if you have to, and those who actually care about you will comment on your pics. SIX If all your pictures look the same
11 Rules Of Fubar
So very, very True !!! THE fubar RULES ONE If you're ugly, stop acting like you don't know it. The captions under you picture that says "top model pose" "sexy bitch" "arnt i hot" doesn't convince anyone. TWO To the people who have like 25,000 friends, are you serious? Nobody in this universe can keep up with that many friends. You're stupid. Go play in traffic. THREE Don't ever post pictures and say "OMG, I'm so ugly" "OMG,I'm so fat" because if you were, you wouldn't post them. FOUR Nobody cares about threats over the internet. Don't try to act hardcore with the keyboard. Fighting online is like racing in the special olympics; even if you win, you're still retarded. FIVE Making 20 bulletins a day about how you have new pictures and begging people to comment on them is pathetic. Make the bulletin once if you have to, and those who actually care about you will comment on your pics. SIX If all your pictures look the same
Rules For Auction
Being asked what all you get in winning me in the auction..or what ya can bid. The rules are also in that auction folder.. as a pic. Just go to that folder..read rules..then my pic. Thanks.
11 Rules Of Fubar
THE fubar RULES ONE If you're ugly, stop acting like you don't know it. The captions under you picture that says "top model pose" "sexy bitch" "arnt i hot" doesn't convince anyone. TWO To the people who have like 25,000 friends, are you serious? Nobody in this universe can keep up with that many friends. You're stupid. Go play in traffic. THREE Don't ever post pictures and say "OMG, I'm so ugly" "OMG,I'm so fat" because if you were, you wouldn't post them. FOUR Nobody cares about threats over the internet. Don't try to act hardcore with the keyboard. Fighting online is like racing in the special olympics; even if you win, you're still retarded. FIVE Making 20 bulletins a day about how you have new pictures and begging people to comment on them is pathetic. Make the bulletin once if you have to, and those who actually care about you will comment on your pics. SIX If all your pictures look the same, don't post them all. Please pu
Rules Of The South
The 'Rules of the South' are as follows!!! 1. Pull your droopy pants up. You look like an idiot. 2. Turn your cap right; your head isn't crooked. And always remove it @ the dinner table no matter where that may be. 3. Let's get this straight; it's called a "gravel road." I drive a pickup truck because I want to. No matter how slow you drive, you're going to get dust on your Lexus. Drive it or get out of the way. 4. They are cattle. That's why they smell to you. They smell like money to us. Get over it. Don't like it? I-40 goes east and west, I-65 goes north and south. Pick one. 5. So you have a $60,000 car. We're impressed. We have $250,000 cotton strippers that are driven only 3 weeks a year. 6. If that cell phone rings while a bunch of ducks are coming in, we WILL shoot it out of your hand. You just better hope you don't have it up to your ear at the time. 7. The "Opener" refers to the first day of deer season. It's a religious holiday, held the closest Saturda
Rules
SQUAD RULES FIRST YOU MUST HAVE A SALUTE. NO SALUTE YOU CANNOT JOIN US. I am amending the salute rule for those that don't have one. We will accept members without a salute, but they have 30 days to get one. If by chance we are in a contest, those without a salute will NOT be allowed to bomb. SECOND YOU MUST ADD ALL MEMBERS that are listed in the SQUAD MEMBERS BLOG; TO YOUR FRIENDS LIST AT LEAST. You must add ~The Terminator's~ homepage into your family. THIRD YOU CANNOT BELONG TO ANY OTHER FAMILY OR SQUAD. This does not include families like CLUB FAR. You may be in them as long as our name is in there as well. You can join another bombing family as long as you are a leveler ONLY. FOURTH THE TERMINATORS MUST BE ON YOUR NAME Other than the four rules (there might be other later as we grow), that's it for now. Our primary goal is BOMBING GIVEAWAYS, though we might progress to contests at some time in the future. BOMBING IS REQUIRED, BUT NOT ALL
Rules For Membership
1. ALL MEMBERS MUST BE VOTED IN NO EXCEPTIONS!!! 2. Must have verified salute. It will be checked to see if it’s photo shopped. 3. NO DRAMA OF ANY KIND 4. MUST HAVE At least 20 pics of yourself. 5. Must rate/fan/add all members after voted in. 6. Home page must be added to fam once voted in 7. must add Dream Girlz to your nick once voted in 8. No being rude to other members. If you don’t like them don’t talk to them. All ex officers are an exception to the #1 rule, due to me becoming extremely close with them all. If you'd like to join just let me know. Thanks so much Shell
Rules For Sex
Does she know how the world is different since we met? Can she see this shiny new creation that appeared with her? Does she know that I think of her continuously? That sometimes I can't sleep for fear of missing her. Does she feel my heart beat for her and her alone? Sometimes it does so loudly I think she could hear it regardless of the distance. Does she trust the words I tell her? They are only words but they are all I have to give to her. Can she trust her heart although we have never met? My heart has been hers for as long as I can remember. Can she see that I will never mislead her? That I will give every minute of my life to make her happy. Does she know that I love her? 1. First and foremost, we are not obligated to do it. 2. Extension to rule #1 - So if you get one, be grateful. 3. I don't care WHAT they did in the porn video you saw, it is not standard practice to come on someone's face. 4. Extension to rule #3 - No, I DON'T have t
Rules
So very, very True !!! THE fubar RULES ONE If you're ugly, stop acting like you don't know it. The captions under you picture that says "top model pose" "sexy bitch" "arnt i hot" doesn't convince anyone. TWO To the people who have like 25,000 friends, are you serious? Nobody in this universe can keep up with that many friends. You're stupid. Go play in traffic. THREE Don't ever post pictures and say "OMG, I'm so ugly" "OMG,I'm so fat" because if you were, you wouldn't post them. FOUR Nobody cares about threats over the internet. Don't try to act hardcore with the keyboard. Fighting online is like racing in the special olympics; even if you win, you're still retarded. FIVE Making 20 bulletins a day about how you have new pictures and begging people to comment on them is pathetic. Make the bulletin once if you have to, and those who actually care about you will comment on your pics. SIX If all your pictures look the same
11 Rulez Of Fubar
THE fubar RULES ONE If you're ugly, stop acting like you don't know it. The captions under you picture that says "top model pose" "sexy bitch" "arnt i hot" doesn't convince anyone. TWO To the people who have like 25,000 friends, are you serious? Nobody in this universe can keep up with that many friends. You're stupid. Go play in traffic. THREE Don't ever post pictures and say "OMG, I'm so ugly" "OMG,I'm so fat" because if you were, you wouldn't post them. FOUR Nobody cares about threats over the internet. Don't try to act hardcore with the keyboard. Fighting online is like racing in the special olympics; even if you win, you're still retarded. FIVE Making 20 bulletins a day about how you have new pictures and begging people to comment on them is pathetic. Make the bulletin once if you have to, and those who actually care about you will comment on your pics. SIX If all your pictures look the same, don't post them all. Please put some
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Rules To Live By ???
The 48 Laws of Power by Robert Greene and Joost Elffers Law 1 Never Outshine the Master Always make those above you feel comfortably superior. In your desire to please or impress them, do not go too far in displaying your talents or you might accomplish the opposite – inspire fear and insecurity. Make your masters appear more brilliant than they are and you will attain the heights of power. Law 2 Never put too Much Trust in Friends, Learn how to use Enemies Be wary of friends-they will betray you more quickly, for they are easily aroused to envy. They also become spoiled and tyrannical. But hire a former enemy and he will be more loyal than a friend, because he has more to prove. In fact, you have more to fear from friends than from enemies. If you have no enemies, find a way to make them. Law 3 Conceal your Intentions Keep people off-balance and in the dark by never revealing the purpose behind your actions. If they have no clue what you are up to, they
Rules Of Chocolate
The Rules of Chocolate If you get melted chocolate all over your hands, you're eating it too slowly. Chocolate covered raisins, cherries, orange slices and strawberries all count as fruit, so eat as many as you want. The problem: How to get two pounds of chocolate home from the store in a hot car. The solution: Eat it in the parking lot. Diet tip: Eat a chocolate bar before each meal. It'll take the edge off your appetite and you'll eat less. A nice box of chocolates can provide your total daily intake of calories in one place. Isn't that handy? If you can't eat all your chocolate, it will keep in the freezer. But if you can't eat all your chocolate, what's wrong with you? If calories are an issue, store your chocolate on top of the fridge. Calories are afraid of heights, and they will jump out of the chocolate to protect themselves. Money talks. Chocolate sings. Chocolate has many preservatives. Preservatives make you look younger. Why is t
The Rules
Ok now that we have new people in the family I will do the rules again 1. No drama please 2. Let me know when your entering a contest so I can post it for the family 3. If you have problems with any other member of the family please bring it to either myself or Bill 4. If you do not bomb I will ask you to remove the TrueLycan tag from your name (exceptions are made) 5. Please show good sportsmanship remember when your bombing (its the family your representing) 6. Have fun. Thats it. Its simple and its all that I ask thankx
Rules To Live By!
Rules of Oregon, Idaho, Washington, and the 'Wild West' are as follows: 1. Pull your pants up. You look like an idiot. 2. Turn your cap right, your head ain't crooked. 3. Let's get this straight: it's called a 'gravel road.' I drive a pickup truck because I want to. No matter how slow you drive, you're gonna get dust on your Lexus. Drive it or get out of the way. 4. They are cattle. That's why they smell to you. They smell like money to us. Get over it. Don't like it? I-80 and I-84 go east and west, I-5 goes north and south. Pick one. 5. So you have a $60,000 car. We're impressed. We have $250,000 combines that are driven only 3 weeks a year. 6. Every person in the Wild West waves. It's called being friendly. Try to understand the concept. 7. If that cell phone rings while a bunch of geese/pheasants/ducks/doves are comin' in during the hunts, we WILL shoot it outa your hand. You better hope you don't have it up to your ear at the time. 8. Yeah. We eat tro
Rules To Live By
Rules I hope to instill in my son 1) Always be true and honest with yourself 2) Love is not a game to be played. Games have winners and losers. Love, much like life, is not a game. To treat it as such diminishes the hope and dreams it instills. 3) Honor, integrity and one's word are the measuring sticks of a person. Everything else is superificial. 4) Never make a mistake. The only mistake is a lesson not learned. 5) Make a decision and stand by it. No one gets out of life alive, don't allow regrets to prevent it from being lived. 6) Never allow others to influence how you feel about yourself. To do so gives them the power to dictate how life is lived. 7) Never mince words. Say what you mean and mean what you say. 8) Friends are those who complete and compliment your personality. Those who play games, use, take for granted the friendship are not worth your time. 9) Always reach for your dreams and aspirations, but never be blind to the fact that assistance i
Rules (please Read)
Requirements to apply... 1.)Must have a Salute. 2.)Level 11 or greater. 3.)Must F/A/R all Management (please include that you are joining Cuffed Angels in all requests) (please see the Ready to join blog to sign up) You will have a 10 day probationary period before you can ask for assistance or receive your custom Cuffed Angels photo. This will begin on the day your photo is ripped from your gallery to our members folder. During this time you need to... 1.)Add Cuffed Angels to your Nick. 2.)Add this homepage to your family. 3.)F/R/A all members. 4.)Check our blogs for people who need your help and be an active participant. You will also have a members graphic made for you and uploaded by the time the 10 days is up. Once your probation is up to get added to the Assistance Blog and Receive help you need to be within 50,000 point of your level (this may increase as members increase) and send a private message to the HOMEPAGE. I want this to stay fun and y
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Rules And Reg
Hey My freinds I am in a Sexy Ass Contest Please click on the link below and vote for me and yes Comment bombing is welcome!!!! Thanks in advance KISSES and HUGS ~Amanda http://fubar.com/photo.php?u=1423864&albumid=1002952&i=3495295153&idx=0#3495295153
Rules Of Lounge - Wicked Desire
We currently have TWO cams in our lounge... We will add much more if nessesary. CAM INFO :: http://www.stickam.com publc cam 1 Login ID: wckd.public@gmail.com New Password: Kxi8OFc8Kt RULES FOR CAMS - NO NUDITY/NO SEXUAL ACTIVITYS... public cam 2 comming soon... Please read this and follow so that you will not be kicked or banned - we do not want to lose potintial members or actual members. Wicked Desires is not wanting to be one of those lounges with a ton of rules or such picky rules. Our rules are very simple and mature... This is why Lounges have Enforcers/Bouncers. If they have a reason to kick or ban you then they will and are allowed. Now if you feel that you have been banned or kicked for a reason not mentioned or dissagree please see The Owners. :: RULES :: 3 KICKS = BANNED AKA 3 STRIKES RULE #1. Racism or Discrimination towards one anothers Sexual Orintation/Race/Religion/Lifestyle will not be tolerated. #2.Harrasment towa
The Rules Of The Female
1. The FEMALE always makes the Rules. 2. The Rules are subject to change at any time without prior notification. 3. No MALE can Possibly know all the Rules. 4. If the FEMALE suspects the MALE knows the Rules she must immediately change some or all of the Rules. 5. The FEMALE is never wrong. 6. If the FEMALE is wrong it is because of a Flagrant Misunderstanding which was a direct result of something the MALE did or said. 7. If Rule #6 applies, the MALE must apologize immediately for causing the misunderstanding. 8. The FEMALE can change her mind at any time. 9. The MALE must never change his mind without the Express Written Consent of the FEMALE. 10. The FEMALE has every right to be Angry and Upset at any time. 11. The MALE must remain calm at all times unless the FEMALE wants him to be angry & upset. 12. If the FEMALE has PMS . . . all Rules are Null and Void.
The Rules For My Blind Contest I Am In
11 Rules Of Fubar
THE fubar RULES ONE If you're ugly, stop acting like you don't know it. The captions under you picture that says "top model pose" "sexy bitch" "arnt i hot" doesn't convince anyone. TWO To the people who have like 25,000 friends, are you serious? Nobody in this universe can keep up with that many friends. You're stupid. Go play in traffic. THREE Don't ever post pictures and say "OMG, I'm so ugly" "OMG,I'm so fat" because if you were, you wouldn't post them. FOUR Nobody cares about threats over the internet. Don't try to act hardcore with the keyboard. Fighting online is like racing in the special olympics; even if you win, you're still retarded. FIVE Making 20 bulletins a day about how you have new pictures and begging people to comment on them is pathetic. Make the bulletin once if you have to, and those who actually care about you will comment on your pics. SIX If all your pictures look the same, don't post them all. Please pu
The Rules To Being Human
The Rules for being Human When you were born, you didn't come with an owner's manual; these guidelines make life work better. 1. You will receive a body. You may like it or hate it, but it's the only thing you are sure to keep for the rest of your life. 2. You will learn lessons. You are enrolled in a full-time informal school called "Life on Planet Earth". Every person or incident is the Universal Teacher. 3. There are no mistakes, only lessons. Growth is a process of experimentation. "Failures" are as much a part of the process as "success." 4. A lesson is repeated until learned. It is presented to you in various forms until you learn it -- then you can go on to the next lesson. 5. If you don't learn easy lessons, they get harder. External problems are a precise reflection of your internal state. When you clear inner obstructions, your outside world changes. Pain is how the universe gets your attention. 6. You will know you've learned a lesson when your actions c
Rules For Slave's & Subs
Entry for March 30, 2007 **taken from Master Wolfgang's page...thank you for these Rules and that I may see and learn them. Ten Rules for Dominants Ten Rules for Submissive’s Be patient! Until you enter into a contract with a submissive, you have no more right to order him/her around than does anyone else. Give your bottom time to get to know you and what you are like. Finesse and subtlety are major elements of dominance. Similarly, strength and gentleness go hand in hand. The sensitivity and awareness (or lack thereof) that you show in the real world is likely to be repeated in the playroom. Be patient! A potential top will let you know if she or he is interested in you or not. Keep in mind that your purpose as a submissive is to serve and to satisfy someone who will take into consideration the realization of your fantasies. Don't expect your top to be able to turn on like a light switch. The timing must be right for both of you. Be humble. You may be God's/Goddess' gift to
Rules For A Threesome
1. Always end up with your "Love" never ever have the Big O with the other person especially the first time, it will cause conflict.. 2. Always make sure you talk to your "other" and understand it is "JUST SEX" 3. Pay attention to your Other, no matter how different the new person feels and what they do, never ever ever say, Damn why couldn't you do that.. 4. When you have one on your face and one on your cock remember to be polite, share and switch places.. 5. It is not all about you, if you are just alying back and watching and not doing anything to assist " WE NEED YOU WHY".. 6.Make this as comfortable as possible, while I am totally at ease with what I do, your love may be scared this is normal.. 7. Even if you get started and you or anyone feels scared, uncomfortable, ill at ease there is a reason for feeling like that..it is totally acceptable to back off and away, anyone that has done this understands , sometimes it just doesn't " Feel r
11 Rules To Fubar
THE fubar RULES ONE If you're ugly, stop acting like you don't know it. The captions under you picture that says "top model pose" "sexy bitch" "arnt i hot" doesn't convince anyone. TWO To the people who have like 25,000 friends, are you serious? Nobody in this universe can keep up with that many friends. You're stupid. Go play in traffic. THREE Don't ever post pictures and say "OMG, I'm so ugly" "OMG,I'm so fat" because if you were, you wouldn't post them. FOUR Nobody cares about threats over the internet. Don't try to act hardcore with the keyboard. Fighting online is like racing in the special olympics; even if you win, you're still retarded. FIVE Making 20 bulletins a day about how you have new pictures and begging people to comment on them is pathetic. Make the bulletin once if you have to, and those who actually care about you will comment on your pics. SIX If all your pictures look the same, don't post them all. Please pu
11 Rules Of Fubar
The Rules For Impressing Me
Above all, I want to have fun... and I want you to have fun too! If you aren't having fun talking to me and looking at my pics, DON'T DO IT! You have to speak to me with respect. I AM A LADY, MEN. I don't appreciate CRUDE behavior... at least not until I am comfortable with you, and believe me... I'LL LET YOU KNOW WHEN I AM. It will get more for you to be sweet and take it slow! Thanks! If you have made it to seeing all my pics, then you have made it past rule number one! Congrats! NOW RATE AND COMMENT THEM! DO NOT JUST USE MY PICS TO GET YOURSELF OFF! My body is sacred, and you are BLESSED to be allowed to witness it. Remember that.
Rules Of The Pack
~1~We will not level anybody over 15K for fubarians and 25K for fellow members of the wolf pack. ~2~If you join the pack you must fan,add,rate all members of the pack. ~3~If you see a bulletin posted by any one of the members of the wolf pack you do what you can to help. If you do not help with the leveling of anybody~"THERE IS A THREE STRIKES YOUR OUT POLICY"~you will be removed and blocked from all in the pack. If you want to join the wolf pack you must have at least 50 photos and at least 20 stash items. IF YOU AGREE WITH THE RULES OF THE WOLF PACK LEAVE A COMMENT HERE TO JOIN THE PACK, MAY YOU HAVE FUN AND MAKE MANY GOOD FRIENDS.
Rules To My Wedding Certificates
MY RULES FOR USING MY WEDDING CERTIFICATES & DIVORCE DEGREES 1. FIRST U MUST NOTIFY ME BY PRIVET MESSAGE THAT YOU ARE HAVING A WEDDING AND WHICH MARRIAGE CERTIFICATE YOU WOULD LIKE TO HAVE. 2. I MUST BE PRESENT AT THE CEREMONY FOR THE CERTIFICATE TO BE CERTIFIED BY ME. 3. IN THE EVENT THAT I AM UNABLE TO ATTEND THE CEREMONY THE PERSON WHOM PERFORMED THE CEREMONY MUST NOTIFY ME BY PRIVET MESSAGE TO MAKE THE MARRIAGE CERTIFICATE AUTHENTIC. 4. ALLOW ME AT LEAST A WEEK TO GET YOU’RE CERTIFICATE TO YOU AS I MAY BE BUSY AT TIMES IF I GET IT DONE SOONER I WILL NOTIFY YOU BY PRIVET MESSAGE. 5. YOU MUST ALSO ADD RATE AND FAN ME SO THAT I MAY BE ABLE TO FIND YOU WHEN YOU’RE CERTIFICATE ARE DONE. 6. IF YOU WISH TO HAVE SOMETHING CHANGED ABOUT THE ORIGINAL CERTIFICATE PLEASE LET ME KNOW AND I WILL SEE WHAT I CAN DO. 7. IF YOU WOULD LIKE SOMETHING SPECIAL DONE PLEASE ASK AND I WILL SEE WHAT I CAN DO ALSO IF U HAVE A SPECIAL PICTURE YOU WOULD LIKE TO USE THAT’
11 Rules Of Fubar
So very, very True !!! THE fubar RULES ONE If you're ugly, stop acting like you don't know it. The captions under you picture that says "top model pose" "sexy bitch" "arnt i hot" doesn't convince anyone. TWO To the people who have like 25,000 friends, are you serious? Nobody in this universe can keep up with that many friends. You're stupid. Go play in traffic. THREE Don't ever post pictures and say "OMG, I'm so ugly" "OMG,I'm so fat" because if you were, you wouldn't post them. FOUR Nobody cares about threats over the internet. Don't try to act hardcore with the keyboard. Fighting online is like racing in the special olympics; even if you win, you're still retarded. FIVE Making 20 bulletins a day about how you have new pictures and begging people to comment on them is pathetic. Make the bulletin once if you have to, and those who actually care about you will comment on your pics. SIX If all your pictures look the same
Rules Of Washington D.c.
- If it's worth fighting for, it's worth fighting dirty for. - Don't lie, cheat or steal...unnecessarily. - There is always one more son of a gun than you counted on. - An honest answer can get you into a lot of trouble. - The facts, although interesting, are irrelevant. - Chicken Little only has to be right once. - "NO" is only an interim response. - You can't kill a bad idea. - If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you ever tried. - The truth is a variable. - A porcupine with his quills down in just another fat rodent. - You can agree with any concept or notional future option, in principle, but fight implementation every step of the way. - A promise is not a guarantee. - If you can't counter the argument, leave the meeting.
Rules For Chicas
Rules Girls Need To Live By • Most guys aren’t even worth it. • Boys that are good in bed are never good boys. • Never wait by the phone. NEVER! • Sometimes when you’re single it’s good to make your friends in relationships jealous. • It’s ok to have a mouth on you that can make a sailor blush. • Believe in second chances, but not thirds, because they usually cheat on you then, too. • Fuck regrets, there’s no such thing. • You can tell everything about a person by the way they kiss…..EVERYTHING. • Know at least one person that you could end up in jail with because you’re just that crazy together. • There are only a few things in life more genuine than the smile you get when you think about THAT crush. • There is absolutely nothing wrong with tattoos. In fact, they’re pretty damn sexy – to some people anyways. • Never go after a guy with baggage. Who needs the drama, really? • Text messaging and phone calls should NOT be allowed while drinking. • Learn from your mista
Rules For Chicas
Rules For Every Man
1) You should always know the following items about your woman/partner/girlfriend/wife (it will come in handy for rule 4). -Her favorite color (ie purple) -Her favorite flower (ie calla lillies) -Her favorite sweet (ie white chocolate covered oreos) -Her favorite treat (ie hanging out at the book store with a wad of cash) -Her jewelry preference (ie simple, silver or gold - no frills) 2) You are in control of the mood of your woman and your house (if you live together). -How you treat her directly impacts her mood and that of your household. What is even better is that she amplifies your mood 10 times over! If you are kind and sweet to her she will be that and more to you, your children, your friends, anyone that happens to interact with you. 3) If you have children, remember they belong to BOTH of you! You do not babysit them AND you should be responsible for finding daycare at least half the time. 4) Every woman needs unexpected random acts of kindness ( like v
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Rulers Of All Entertainment!!!
Whats up everybody It's soldier boy comin to u across the world in iraq. One of my good friends and fellow soldiers is starting a new Music Label. Called rulers of all entertainment. We are looking for all genres of music. Everything from Rap to metal. So if u are in the area of indiana, kentucky, illinois and ohio hit me up. This Label is Trying do something that no one has ever done before. Booking, promoting and destrabution of new and unheard artists. So if you are a artist/band that just needs to be heard hit me up on here and let me know. Or you can email me at soilderboy187@live.com. If u are just people who say u want to, but don't have the balls to get up and do it please don't waste my time. Also i myself am starting up a band when i get back to the states (Vengence for the day or one lost voice). I am looking for a rythem guitarist and posibly a vocalist aswell. With a hard rock/metal or even alternative sound So hit me up if u think u want to try. You need to have the time
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The 3 Rules I Live By...
1) Never get less than twelve hours sleep. 2) Never play cards with a guy who has the same surname as a city. 3) Never get involved with a woman with a tattoo of a dagger on her body.
Rules From Men
Rules!!!
1. Yes,I am from Romania and I’m living in Romania and I always have.Wtf is so hard to understand or believe abt that? 2. Don’t ask for my MSN,Yahoo or phone number,cause I won’t give them to u!! 3. No,I don’t want to see u’r NSFW pics,cam,or WTFE u want to show me!I’m not interested and I really don’t care!! 4. I tried to be nice to everybody,I was trying to help everybody with level,fubucks,etc…But I noticed something...It seems that everybody remembers me only when they need help.Well,no more help from now on.I know who helpes me when I need it and I’ll return the favor to them.But for the rest of my long list…don’t ask me to help u,cause I won’t! 5. Don't try to start any DRAMA.I'm sick and tired of crap.So..if U'r here to start a drama,move over or u'll be blocked.AND I MEAN IT!!!! 6. Also stop asking me why a specific person is on my family.Is not you're f**king business who's on my family and why.They are there for a reason and because they deserve to be t
Rules
INTRODUCING~OMEGA BOMBERS~We are a new family here on the Fu and want to have some fun.BUT...As with all families, we have to have some rules.#1 - Everyone is required to Rate/Fan/Add ALL family members. This can be easily accomplished because their is a folder that has every members picture in it. Each one is ripped so that you can go directly to their page. If it is found that you haven't done so, you will be asked to correct the situation or submit your resignation. Those are the only 2 choices.#2 - If you are CURRENTLY in a contest or have one coming up in the near future, DO NOT ask to join this family. The reason is, we are about fairness to all family members and if you are just joining for help, scroll on by.#3 - There will be NO MORE THAN 2 family members in a contest at the same time. Before you enter into a contest, please submit a request to the homepage for approval. ALSO, before submitting a request, you MUST be actively bombing for no less than 2 weeks before hand
Rules For Wolf's Den
LOUNGE RULES 1. Any Disrespect of Staff and Members will result in an automatic BAN 2.NO DRAMA ( thats your First Warning ) One more and you will be banned 3.NO LINK DROPING ( with out Permission from owner or staff) 4.NO Racial comment ( automatic Eject and Ban) 5.NO Bad Mouthing Other Lounge/Groups/Family/Stations (One Warning then eject and Ban ) 6.Out and Out Sexual Conversation is an automatic eject and Ban 7ANY Harassing of the Members Will Result in a eject and ban 8.NO BAG Heads Must have a Profile Pic 9.Every New Member Must Comment that they have read and Understand the Rules 10. IF YOU HAVE MODS AND ARE FOUND TO HAVE EIDTED ANY THING YOU WILL BE BANNED ON THE SPOT (unless told to do so by owners ) 11.ALL Members Must Repost the Promo Bulletin at least twice while on line ***CLICK ON LINKTO TAKE U THERE*** " border="0" alt="Photobucket" />
Rules Of Combat
USMC 1. Bring a weapon. Preferably, bring at least two. Bring all of your friends who have weapons. Bring their friends who have weapons. 2. Anything worth shooting is worth shooting twice. Ammo is cheap. Life is expensive. 3. Only hits count. Close doesn't count. The only thing worse than a miss is a slow miss. 4. If your shooting stance is good, you're probably not moving fast enough, nor using cover correctly. 5. Move away from your attacker. Distance is your friend. (Lateral and diagonal movement are preferred.) 6. If you can choose what to bring to a gunfight, bring a big weaponand a friend with a big weapon. 7. In ten years nobody will remember the details of caliber, stance, or tactics. They will only remember who lived and who didn't. 8. If you are not shooting, you should be communicating, reloading, and running. 9. Accuracy is relative: most combat shooting is more dependent on "pucker factor" than the inherent accuracy of the weapon.
Rules
pictures can be fun, but sometimes they are disturbing and misleading, the following 10 rules should be considered by all of us. 1) if it is private, don't ask to see it, respect the privates. don't beg that is not becoming of a real man. 2)there are a lot of different people out there, some are here for fun, but also there are some people that are predators so please don't post pictures of your children. i know you are proud but this is not your desk at work this is the internet. 3)it is very difficult to appear sexy with a dirty room or a stained mattress, so please tidy up. 4)this is not an anatomy class we do need to see all the way to your colon or your uterus. 5)if you do decide to break rule 4 please remember what decade we are in. so please tidy up. 6) please remember that there are weirdos and freaks out there and do not accidentally have your address or license plate or place or employment in your pictures. 7)most importantly, be real to yourself and
Rules For Non Military
Rules for the Non -Military Dear Civilians, 'We know that the current state of affairs in our great nation has many civilians up in arms and excited to join the military. For those of you who can't join, you can still lend a hand. Here are a few of the areas where we would like your assistance: 1. The next time you see any adults talking (or wearing a hat) during the playing of the National Anthem - kick their ass. 2.When you witness, firsthand, someone burning the American Flag in protest - kick their ass. 3.Regardless of the rank they held while they served, pay the highest amount of respect to all veterans. If you see anyone doing otherwise, quietly pull them aside and explain how these veterans fought for the very freedom they bask in every second. Enlighten them on the many sacrifices these veterans made to make this Nation great. Then hold them down while a disabled veteran kicks their ass.
Rules For Non Military
Rules for the Non -Military Dear Civilians, 'We know that the current state of affairs in our great nation has many civilians up in arms and excited to join the military. For those of you who can't join, you can still lend a hand. Here are a few of the areas where we would like your assistance: 1. The next time you see any adults talking (or wearing a hat) during the playing of the National Anthem - kick their ass. 2.When you witness, firsthand, someone burning the American Flag in protest - kick their ass. 3.Regardless of the rank they held while they served, pay the highest amount of respect to all veterans. If you see anyone doing otherwise, quietly pull them aside and explain how these veterans fought for the very freedom they bask in every second. Enlighten them on the many sacrifices these veterans made to make this Nation great. Then hold them down while a disabled veteran kicks their ass. 4.(GUYS) If you were never in the military, DO NOT pretend tha
Ruler Of The Whole Everything
Okay. So there was this one time, when I was like 20 years old or so. I worked in a dumpy little retail store as a manager. I thought I was hot shit because I was a senior store supervisor and I could boss people around and whatnot. One of my job duties as “ruler of the whole everything” (by which I mean Sr. Store Supervisor of course) was to take the monies from the previous days’ sales to the bank to deposit. Which, hello… as ruler of the whole everything was the most major of responsibilities you could lay on a 20 year old, right? This only served to further encourage my (apartment sized) authority complex. Because really, what other 20 year old was in charge of thousands of dollars every day? I didn’t know any. You point him out to me, and I’ll just knock him down a peg and explain why I ruled more than he did. True facts. Anycrap, back on subject here. Although I was the ruler of the whole everything, I wasn’t in charge of the scoping out of new employees, or else I would have
Rules 2 Live By
1: Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella. 2: It is OK for a man to cry ONLY under the following circumstances: (a) When a heroic dog dies to save its master. (b) The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her blouse. (c) After wrecking your boss' car. (d) When she is using her teeth. 3: Any Man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed and eaten by his buddies. 4: Unless he murdered someone in your family, you must bail a friend out of jail within 12 hours. 5: If you've known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off limits forever unless you actually marry her. 6: Moaning about the brand of free beer in a buddy's fridge is forbidden. However complain at will if the temperature is unsuitable. 7: No man shall ever be required to buy a birthday present for another man. In fact, even remembering your buddy's birthday is strictly optional. At that point, you must celebrate at a strip bar of the birthday boy's choice. 8:
Rules - Double Dragon Levelers
Rules
For those of you new to fubar we would like to have you in our family. we can help you grow and you can help our other members grow. To keep everyone on the same page Im adding this blog so everyone knows how we operate. We don't have many rules so thats how it keeps things simple. 1.The biggest rule...NO DRAMA..If you have a problem with something or someone come too me and let me know. 2. Help on Level ups when you are available. We all have real lives off of Fubar and can't be here for everything. But if you are here and can help please do so. 3.Out of respect to members they should be Fanned, Rated and added. No blocks on levelers. If there is a reason you have a leveler blocked please advise me as too why. 4. All Wolf Pack Levelers are required too have it in there name on there profile. If you need help on that please let me know and ill help you. This is due too some members deciding they no longer want too be a leveler but forget too tell us. 5. We have f
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Rules For Talking To My Wife
Alot of you seem to want Kari. Just to let you know she loves me and I trust her 100% as she does me. So hear you go is your chance to find out. If maybe you are her type. Answer all questions send Chris a private message or leave a comment. 1. size? 2. how long can you last? 3. how long did it take you to find this? 4. What would your last girl you were with rate you 1 to 10? 5. DO you think Chris will say yes? 6. Are you respectful? 7. How many times can you cum in a setting? 8. Do you follow directions good? 9. How many times will she cum befor u? If you pass this test a 2nd will be sent to you. You are to speak to her like you would a lady, Because she is one! Do not use her or think of her as your sexual object/ toy Kari is very open and honest- PLEASE be the same Please treat her like you would expect someone to treat your mom/sis/daughter If she is full of drinks- you can send her a gift she loves those and it doesn't bother me
Rules From A Guys Point Of View
The Man Rules At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down Finally , the guys' side of the story. ( I must admit, it's pretty good.) We always hear " the Rules " From the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules! 1. Men are NOT mind readers. 2. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down. 3. Sunday sports, It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be. 4. Crying is blackmail. 5. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it! 6. Yes or No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question. 7. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for. 8. Anything we said 6 months ag
Rules For Club Frat Members
> > > Welcome to ©lûb F®ât *** MAIN RULES*** > > > > > > 1) NO DRAMA WILL BE TOLERATED!We will not put up with any drama from anyone. There will be no exceptions to this rule! > > > > > > 2)No one but management will be allowed to post blogs about leveling. The only ones to post blogs about leveling are Founder, Co-Founder, and Manager. Home Page is http://fubar.com/user/1095216 > > > > > > 3) There will be no entering contest without asking first to make sure we can give you all the support you need.If you do you may be on your own. > > > > > > 4) All newbies will go through Founder Co-Founder or recruiter No exceptions. > > > > > > 5)20,000 level 20 and down > > > 100,000 level 21 and up > > > unless one of the three leaders have it to level in status.Please do not come to us for help with more than that with few pics and stash. We will level during HH only. Any other time is for you to do what you want to do! After leveling please leave a message so we know who help
The Rules Of Indiana
THE RULES OF RURAL INDIANA ARE AS FOLLOWS: Listen up City Slickers ! 1. Pull your droopy pants up. You look like an idiot. 2. Turn your cap right, your head isn't crooked. 3. Let's get this straight; it's called a "dirt road." I drive a pickup truck because I want to. No matter how slow you drive, you're going to get dust on your Lexus. Drive it or get out of the way. 4. They are cattle. They're live steaks. That's why they smell funny to you. But they smell like money to us. Get over it. Don't like it? Rt. 70 goes east and west, I-65 goes north and south. Pick one. 5. So you have a $60,000 car. We're impressed. We have $150,000 corn pickers and hay balers that are driven only 3 weeks a year. 6. So every person in southern Indiana waves. It's called being friendly. Try to understand the concept. 7. If that cell phone rings while an oint buck and 3 does are coming in, we WILL shoot it out of your hand. You better hope you don't have it up to your
Rules And Guidelines..... (borrowed But Mostly Fitting)
Rules Of Acceptin U As A Friend
OK. PEOPLE. I WILL NO LONGER BE ACCEPTIN FRIENDS WITHOUT A PIC OR A SALUTE SORRY.. HAD TO MANY HATERS.. NOT GOIN TO PUT UP WITH ALL THE BS.. AND RUDE ASS PEOPLE...   UNDERSTAND THAT PLZ.
Rules For The Non-military (psst .. Civilians!)
Rules for the Non-Military;   Make sure you read # 13 *Dear Civilians, 'We know that the current state of affairs in our great nation has many civilians up in arms and excited to join the military.  For those of you who can't join, you can still lend a hand. Here are a few of the areas where we would like your assistance:* 1. The next time you see any adults talking (or wearing a hat) during the playing of the National Anthem - kick their rear. 2. When you witness, firsthand, someone burning the American Flag in protest - kick their rear.3. Regardless of the rank they held while they served, pay the highest amount of respect to all veterans. If you see anyone doing otherwise, quietly pull them aside and explain how these veterans fought for the very freedom they bask in every second.     Enlighten them on the many sacrifices these veterans made to make this Nation great.. Then hold them down while a disabled veteran kicks their rear! 4. (GUYS) If you were never in the military, DO N
Rules
INTRODUCING~TORNADO COMMENT BOMBERS~We are a new family here on the Fu and want to have some fun.BUT...As with all families, we have to have some rules.#1 - Everyone is required to Rate/Fan/Add ALL family members. This can be easily accomplished because their is a folder that has every members picture in it. Each one is ripped so that you can go directly to their page. If it is found that you haven't done so, you will be asked to correct the situation or submit your resignation. Those are the only 2 choices.#2 - If you are CURRENTLY in a contest or have one coming up in the near future, DO NOT ask to join this family. The reason is, we are about fairness to all family members and if you are just joining for help, PLZ DON'T#3 - There will be NO MORE THAN 2 family members in a contest at the same time. Before you enter into a contest, please submit a request to the homepage for approval. #4 - You must NOT have your bartab turned off. It will be the biggest way to contact you and when the
Rules To Follow And Break
some peoples are like foodany kind of foodno matter yummy it was or badno matter u liked it or notat the end of the day u just gonna poop it outthe most expensive caviaror just a peice of breadthey all have to go through the same way down to the p exitso dont bother ur self looking of which kind of food u want to belolmy selfi am like water,juice,drinksanykind of themcuz even after i get out of the p exiti return to be a steamthen a cloudthen damnnn rainand yes now u can imagine which human being urine dropsu r enjying when u  dance in the rainnahhh m just kidding uyes i knowI AM CRAZYBUT I DO ENJOY ITDO U??-----------------W.B: FAR7AN 3 questions each a round u cant ask the same i asked on the same round u have one pass to use once lol u dont have to answer ur questions that u ask em any other rules [will tell u when i come up with more ]lmao muahhhhhhz hey every one so many ppls on here says its just an online thing and i do have a life outside this site lol then when u get
Rules To Follow And Break
who i add to my family list?? i only add those friends who they  truly like to chat to me and be my friends in realnot just a name on my list or their lists.who i add as my top frinds??those who are truly honest with them selves before being honest to me.who i fan??my family members and those who have unforgetable 38d+lolso to get on my friends list is easy be ur self and make sure u have the 38d+ to level up .lol thx for reading it anyway. hello everyonei am back.for those who never heard it,i am the one who came up with the 3 questions gamei made the rulesand i say who and when to break it ,lolif we ever played itthen i hope u had fun with itcuz after all ,its all about geting to know each othersand have funthx anyway--------------------3 questions game rules:1: u cant ask the same i ask on the same round2: gotta be honest,cuz honesty is all u get3:u cant ask 4th one unless u were level 31 or more[lol]4:u only have one pass so be careful when u use it and how to use it5:u cant get
Rules Of Eating Out
Rule #1: When you sit down at your table, don’t wave at us, don’t holler and yell at us, and don’t sit with your arms crossed. We see you sitting down, and if we’re busy, it might take a minute. Rest assured, we know you’re there. If we don’t happen to be in the area when you sit down, someone WILL let us know about it. You pay our bills, we don’t like making you mad. Rule #2: When we walk up to the table, and say “How are you guys doing today?” or “How are you today?”, we really do want to know how you are doing. That helps us to judge how the course of the meal is going to go, and what we need to do to stay on your good side. Grunting or immediately starting your order is not acceptable, and sets a tone that most of us just don’t want to deal with. Getting on our bad side is a bad way to start your meal, because at that point, we know you aren’t going to tip, and no longer care. Rule #3: When we start our
10 Rules Of Fubar!!!
Fuck You number ONE. To the people who have like 25,000 friends; Are you fucking serious? You're stupid. Go play in traffic. Fuck you number TWO. Don't ever post pictures and say: "OMG, I'm so ugly" because if you were, you wouldn't post them. If you do you're a fucking moron. Fuck you number THREE. NOBODY cares about threats over the internet, so don't try to act hardcore with the keyboard. Fighting online is like racing in the Special Olympics; Even if you win, you're still retarded. Fuck you number FOUR. Quit crying because you're not on someones Family. Who cares?!? ITS FUBAR!!! If you really cared that much, you would pick up the damn phone! Fuck you number FIVE. Who really cares if I don't accept you as a friend? MOVE ON!!! Don't send me another request or message asking "What's up with you not adding me?" I don't want you as a friend, that's what's up, Asshole.... Fuck you number SIX. 6th graders who have FUBAR and look like sluts
The Rule Of Three
Samhain marked the end of theharvest, the end of the "lighter half" of the year and beginning of the "darker half". It was traditionally celebrated over the course of several days. Many scholars believe that it was the beginning of the Celtic year.[3][4][5]It has some elements of afestival of the dead. TheGaelsbelieved that the border between this world and theotherworldbecame thin on Samhain; because some animals and plants were dying, it thus allowed the dead to reach back through the veil that separated them from the living.Bonfiresplayed a large part in the festivities. People and their livestock would often walk between two bonfires as a cleansing ritual, and the bones of slaughtered livestock were cast into its flames.[6] The Gaelic custom of wearingcostumesandmasks, was an attempt to copy the spirits or placate them. In Scotland the dead were impersonated by young men with masked, veiled or blackened faces, dressed in white.
The Rules Of Michigan
The Rules On How To Talk To A Dj!!! (a Must Read, You Know Who You Are!!!)
The Rules On How To Talk To A DJ!!! (A Must Read, You Know Who You Are!!!) Category: Music HOW TO TALK TO A D.J. If you're going to talk to the club D.J., DON'T SAY... 1. "Play something good... something we can dance to!" The D.J. has to play for more than one person, so what you may hate may be another's favorite song and everything played here can be danced to one way or another. 2. "Would you play something with a beat?" Don't be an idiot. We know of no songs played in a club that don't have some sort of a beat. 3. "I don't know who sings it and I don't know the name of the song, but it goes like this... la dee-dah-dee!" Please, don't sing for the D.J. They have to put up with smoke-filled rooms and dangerous decebal levels all night. Do them a favor and don't give them a rendition of your favorite song. 4. "Everybody wants to hear it!" Oh sure, you polled everyone in the club and, as their spokesperson, you are requesting the song. Also, do not make a request, then send all
86 Rules To Drinking
                              86 Rules to Drinking If you somehow manage to not break any of these rules, then you my friend, are in fact, a fucking rock star motherfucker!1. If you owe someone money, always pay them back in a bar. Preferably during happy hour.2. Always toast before doing a shot.3. Whoever buys the shot gets the first chance to offer a toast.4. Change your toast at least once a month.5. Buying someone a drink is five times better than a handshake.6. Buying a strange woman a drink is still cool. Buying all her drinks is dumb.7. Never borrow more than one cigarette from the same person in one night.8. When the bartender is slammed, resist the powerful urge to order a slightly-dirty, very-dry, in-and-out, super-chilled half-and-half martini with a lemon twist. Limit orders to beer, straight shots and two-part cocktails.9. Get the bartender's attention with eye contact and a smile.10. Do not make eye contact with the bartender if you do not want a drink.1
The Rules
A while ago, while I was doing some soul searching, and thinking about ways to change my life for the better, I came up with a set of rules that I am trying to incorporate into my life.  I try to live by them, but I'll be honest, its difficult.  But if you can successfully incorporate these into your life, I promise you that you'll see a lot of good changes going your way!  Each rule will come with a short explination, if you should have further questions, please feel free to ask me...Rule #1... Put yourself 1st for a change...You have to make sure to consider your needs before you ever consider anyone elses needs.  How do you expect to possibly do something for someone else if you can not even meet your own needs.  I find that the best help is rendered when you yourself are whole and complete.  If you are not stable and are an emotional wreck and your needs arent taken care of, how can you possibly hope to take care of someone else?Now I am by no means saying dont think of others... 
Rules And Admission
Rules
RULES 1.NO DRAMA 2.DO NOT DISRESPECT ANYONE 3.DO NOT EVER DOWN RATE ANYONE 4.IF U ARE EVER GOING TO BE GONE FOR A LONG TIME OFF THE NET PLEASE INFORM A STAFF MEMBER 5.HAVE FUN AND HELP OTHERS
Rules Of Blings
Well every month I big a bling pack for my self and I give out blings to people on my list. Really its only people I know that can get one so sorrry. now theres 2 ways to get blings constanly from me either 1. have 3 certain pictures if I give you a bling and your not on my family list that means you got them and you dont haveto worry about it.* 2. Just add me to your family list.   Y limit is 5 but if im cool with you then I will buy you one   *now i would tell you but it wouldnt be fun like that :P also i would have a bunch of people making these pictures just for 1 bling and i dont want that :P
Rules And Guidelines
What we expect from all members that want to join this Family...1. You must help with all level ups that are posted when you are on line.2. You must rate the MOD every day at least 100 pictures..All members need to have A MOD folder made and titled TINY HUGGZ folder3. You will have to R/F/A all members of this family..No one can have another member Blocked!4. You must comment on all Blogs and Stash stating you have read and understand...This is so we know you are in compliance.5. You are expected to be kind and curteous to all members and staff..We dont want members to state negative things in their status..this family is all about showing Love not drama!6. All add requests need to have JOINING TINY HUGGZ IN IT7. We expect all our members to stay active..if you are going to be gone for a few days we will need to be notified by a private message stating the reason for your inactivity so you dont get removed for not helping with the level ups or doing the MODFounderDJ RUSTY
Rules & Guildlines
To make things easier for me and my staff I am going to make Sunday's the day that All members must Re-Rate the Rollcall..This will insure that all members have each other R/F/A to each other...Mendi has been Rating everyone each day and has very few that rates her back..Just FYI she is the BOSS of this family and is the one that has the final say as to how things are done here..if you are not being active she will know and when she says remove then I WILL REMOVE you from the CTL...So you might want to make sure when she rates you that you return the gesture! As for the TOD..All members must rate the TOD folder of the person drawn that day EVERYDAY this means if you dont rate the TOD and DONT give me a reason why then you will be Removed for non-compliance to the rules! Level ups...We post all level ups in the video section of our stash..when you see the status say Leveling see stash...All members that are online at the time will be expected to participate in the level up!
Rules Of Texas
Rules of TEXAS:1. Pull your droopy pants up. You look like an idiot.2. Let's get this straight; it's called a "gravel road." I drive a pickup truck because I want to. No matter how slow you drive, you're going to get dust on your Lexus. Drive it or get out of the way. 3. They are cattle & oil wells. That's what they smell like to you. TheySmell like money to us. Get over it. Don't like it? I-20 and I-10 goEast and west, I-35 goes north and south. Pick one.4. So you have a $60,000 car. We're impressed. We have $250,000 cotton strippers that are driven Only 3 weeks a year.5. So every person in every pickup waves. It's called being friendly.Try to understand the concept. 6. If that cell phone rings while a bunch of doves are coming in, weWILL shoot it out of your hand. You better hope you don't have it up to your ear at the time.7. Yeah, we eat catfish & crawfish. You really want sushi & caviar? It's available at the corner bait shop.8. The "Opener" refers to the first day of deer season.
Rules For Dirty Outlaws
The Ruler
Her eyes are darker, that's the only difference. She has my face, my voice, my persistence. She's headstrong, independent with a soft heart. Beautiful, talented, fun loving and smart. Oh how she brings new meaning, to my life. She makes me proud, makes me smile, brings tears to my eyes. But I wouldn't change a thing, about my babygirl. There is simply no one else, I'd rather have ruling my world.
Rules Guys Wish Women Knew
1. If you think you are fat, you probably are. Do not ask us. We refuse to answer.2. Learn to work the toilet seat. If it's up, Put it down.3. Do not cut your hair. Ever. Long hair is always more attractive than short hair. One of the big reasons guys fear getting married is that married women always cut their hair, and by then, you are stuck with her.4. Birthdays, Valentines, and Anniversaries are not quests to see if we can find the perfect present yet again!5. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you do not want to hear.6. Sometimes, we are not thinking about you. Live with it.7. Do not ask us what we are thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as navel lint, the shotgun formation and monster trucks.8. Sunday = sports. It's like the full moon or thechanging of the tides. Let it be.9. Shopping is not a sport, and no, we are never going to think of it that way.10. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine. R
Rules For The Non-military (stolen From A Friend.)
Dear Civilians, We know that the current state of affairs in our great nation has many civilians up in arms and excited to join the military. For those of you who can't join, you can still lend a hand. Here are a few of the areas where we would like your assistance: 1. The next time you see any adults talking (or wearing a hat) during the playing of the National Anthem - kick their ass.  2.. When you witness, firsthand, someone burning the American Flag in protest - kick their ass.  3. Regardless of the rank they held while they served, pay the highest amount of respect to all veterans. If you see anyone doing otherwise, quietly pull them aside and explain how these veterans fought for the very freedom they bask in every second. Enlighten them on the many sacrifices these veterans and their families made to make this Nation great. Then hold them down while a disabled veteran kicks their ass.  4. If you were never in the military, DO NOT pretend that you were. Wearing battle dress u
Rules For The Non-military (stolen From A Friend.)
Rules Of Drunk Dialing (:
Before you go out getting sloppy drunk and start phoning every friend, family, relative, or random person you can come across - there are a few rules you must know. Etiquette is very important, especially when drunk dialing. Only drunk dial when you're drunk. Everything else is false advertisement. It's okay to call someone 27 times in one night. If you don't remember it, it didn't happen. If you're going to drunk dial a family member, say something nice. Ex. "Mom I'm in McDonald's and they're playing our song. I love you." Dirty talk while drunk dialing is always preferred. Who doesn't want to hear raspy, phone sex voice at 3 in the A.M. asking to get bent over? Voicemails are always better. This way your friends can let their friends have fun at your expense for days, or even weeks to come. Drunk texting is OK, but only if you're prepared to read what you wrote the next day when you sober up. It is definitely a good idea to call all of your exes and remind them that you were
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Rulles Gone Wild
Rum!
Heartistic's new game is a pirate game and the prize is 15,000,000 fubucks. I want em all!! lol So if you want to help me win please visit her blog to learn how to play. http://fubar.com/blog/147861/1041431  My fubar id number is #1037376 you will need this if you are sending me some rum!! I wanna be the drunkest pirate ...............and the richest!!!!!!!!! Oh.........and every time you send me rum, you get some too!! HELP!
Rumblings From My Warped Brain
Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 15 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 10 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1.) I hate heights 2.) I'm an only child 3.) Onions are disgusting 4.) I've never been on a plane 5.) I was lost at the county fair when I was 6 6.) I have never broken a bone 7.) I am not hispanic ..tho I look it 8.) I missed out on straight A's in HS 3 times 9.) I was a father at 19 10.)I don't care for strip clubs 11.)I'm a music junkie 12.)I love to cook 13.)I am genuinely shy in person 14.)Oreos are my favorite cookie 15.)I hate light beer I tag....Beakers,Sheila,Kittie,Spankie,Sexy Bitch, Steph, WBC, Red Gurl, Mysti Poo, Sami Jo Ok so I know a lot of you lovely peoples have asked me to make a custom skin for you...please le
Rumblings
So Saturday was my daughters second basketball game..... Who should be there but my ex boyfriend yippee... The whole time he was shootin me these heavy looks and I'm not really sure what they all meant lol. He keeps giving me these ideas that he wants to come back but his actions just dont back that up. I am a firm believer in actions speak louder than words, ~sigh~ Why is it that we are able to let go but not forget.....
Rum For Tonight
Ruminations Of A Rowdy Reptile
My girlfriend and I opened another fubar page for the two of us. In it, we HAD an album marked for ONLY OURSELVES to be able to view. I went by to check on things in there the other day, and a pic in that album had been "reported as NSFW". Now, either something is wrong, and when we fubar users mark an album "private", there's a way for others to bypass that setting, or the person who reported that pic as NSFW was a bouncer who took it upon themselves to check and make sure that we weren't offending each other. Either way, some nosy asshole was poking around in an area that was supposed to be PRIVATE!! BabyJesus needs to reign in these people! There was NO EXCUSE for ANYONE to view anything in that folder since only two people (the "owners" of that fubar page) were allowed to see them, and no reason that SNYTHING in that folder should have been reported by a third party as NSFW since the general public was not allowed to view that folder at all! My advice to anyone who has pi
Rumi
KEEP KNOCKING AND THE JOY INSIDE WILL EVENTUALLY OPEN A WINDOW AND LOOK TO SEE WHO IS OUT THERE LIVING WITH HEART: LIVING WITH AUTHENTICITY. APPRECIATING THE MYSTERY OF LIFE. EMBRACING JOY. CULTIVATING SACREDNESS IN EVERYDAY LIFE. EXPRESSING DEPTH AND VISION. BUILDING INTIMACY AND FRIENDSHIP. ACCEPTING AND LEARNING FROM DIFFICULTY. PERCEIVING THE WORLD WITH AN INQUISITIVE, FLEXIBLE OPEN MIND. -RUMI
Ruminations At The Fork In The Road
Rumor Says
Secrets About Me SurveyWhat does your profile name mean?: I live in a small Military town so there is always rumors going around.Elaborate on your default photo: Just was goofin offDo you drink?: Repeat I live in a small Military town...what do you think!What is your current mood?: sarcasticWhat exactly are you wearing right now?: pink number 83 tank top and white shortsWhat is your current problem?: I live in a small Military town blah blah blahWhat do you love most?: My doggie!!Do you smoke?: Just legal stuff...the other makes me sick...oops did I tell that?Are you musically talented?: HAHAHAHAIf you could go back in time and change something, what would you change?: I would have finished College the 1st time aroundIf you MUST be an animal for ONE day, what would you be?: My doggie...he is spoiled rotten...or an eagleEver had a near death experience?: A few timesHave you ever been in love?: onceWhat is the name of the song that is stuck in your head?: FMLYHM-SeetherName someone with
~ Rumors ~
WORD....... How do rumors get started, they’re started by the jealous people and They get mad seeing something they had and somebody else is holding They tell me that temptation is very hard to resist But these wicked women, ooh, they just persist Maybe you think it’s cute, but girl, I’m not impressed I'll tell you one time only with my business please don’t mess (When you) look at all these rumors surrounding me every day I just need some time, some time to get away from From all these rumors, I can’t take it no more My best friend said there’s one out now about me and the girl next door Did you hear the one about Tina, some say she’s much too loose That came straight from a guy who claims he’s tasted her juice Did you hear the one about Michael, some say he must be gay I tryed to argue, but they said if he was straight he wouldn’t move that way Did you hear that one about Susan, some say she’s just a tease In a camisole she’s six feet tall, she’ll knock you to y
Rumors Night Club....
WHY NOT GIVE IT A SHOT? YOU MAY JUST BECOME OUR FAMILY ITS WORTH IT TRUST ME!!!!!!
The Rumor
i have a sprint rumor and i used to love it cause of the keyboard. at the time i didnt know there was any problems with it. i had it since august and it worked fine up til november. now i have had it exchanged three times in less than two weeks and they wont even exchange it now cause they couldnt recreate the problem. as soon as i left sprint yesterday it started going to the black screen when i scrolled down my contact list, its really difficult to read my text messages, and it shuts off randomly. so now i have to wait til my hubby calls sprint and talks to them to get me a new phone cause every phone they give me gets worse and worse. there was three people at sprint alone with the same problems as me but yet they tell me that they can only keep exchanging it for the rumor. well that is not going to happen. everything i read online says everyone is having the same issues as me and that LG doesnt see this as a problem. damn sprint
Rumor Control....a Psychotic Liar Among Us
My ex fuhubby "steviec" steviec@ fubar  has took it upon his self to spread rumors about me calling me a bling whore and saying a lot of bad things about me. Just for the record I did not ask for bling. He came to me and always said "what bling u want?" I never ASKED! I didnt block him because he "couldnt afford anymore" hes never said that.  I blocked him because he flat out lied to me!  then proceeded to insult me and even drug my baby into this saying he was happy I got rapped.  He has major issues........beware!  and again I DIDN'T ASK FOR BLING!
Rumors
Rum Runner
ok the way it works is You go to Heartistic Soul and on her page click FuPal now each tankard of Rum is 500 fubux   you enter the amount ex: 2 tankards is 1000 fubucks   then in the message you write   2 Tankards of Rum for New Patriot Id number 2298261   Then please let me know if you do so I may rate some pics for you or something like that...   Thanks
Rums World
Hi. My friends call me Rum I like to flirt and talk shit. I run a forum on the Yuku boards called The Buzz http://thebuzz17122.yuku.com/ I'm not much of a conversation starter but I'll talk to most anyone that waks up and says HI. Now wheres my drink?
Run
White man came across the sea Brought us pain and misery Killed our tribes killed our creed Took our game for his own need We fought him hard we fought him well Out on the plains we gave him hell But many came too much for Cree Oh will we ever be set free? Riding through dustclouds and barren wastes Galloping hard on the plains Chasing the redskins back to their holes Fighting them at their own game Murder for freedom a stab in the back Women and children and cowards attack Run to the hills run for your lives Run to the hills run for your lives Soldier blue on the barren wastes Hunting and killing their game Raping the women and wasting the men The only good Indians are tame Selling them whisky and taking their gold Enslaving the young and destroying the old Run to the hills run for your lives
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Runaround !
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Run Away
When I think of you I am far away, My mind wanders, my thoughts...they stray; To wondrous places with special dreams, So believable at times, so true it seems. I imagine the emotions that flit across your face, As with tender fingers...your skin I trace; The uncertainty in your eyes shines so deep, A treasured memory remains for me to keep. The feel of soft, warm skin beneath me, A passionate look now in your eyes, I see; As I stroke you once more, with tender caress, and let my fingers curl on a stray tress. I watch you intently and bend my head, To kiss your delectable lips, a sultry hue of red; With quivering touches and heartfelt desires, Emotions deep and our passions now fired. We share a kiss so full of pleasure, giving to each other, measure for measure; Tongues flicking, dancing and entwined, Such sensual loving is hard to find. With bosoms heaving and hips pressed so near, There's always loving and never a tear; Our bodies close and our hearts beating fa
Runaway W/me
Runaway with me to my hiding place where we are free to be within his grace- Flawless, virtuous, pure in existence I ask myself how can you resist this? Where will I be without your gaze if this will be but a temporary faze... You reject the idea I might be true as you hold your breath I see the clue.. I want to hold your very frame and hope to god you might feel the same. I doubt the reality of any dreams but I know one day soon I may feel its seams. I'll be here in my hiding place when you meet me here I'll memorize your face. ~D.
Run Away
Sometimes I feel like the word is looking over my shoulder I feel my patience growing shorter I dontwant to know I dont want to feel I dont want to be I dont want to sound crazy! I dont want to sound insane! Have you ever felt the same? I cant take the pressure Just want to run away I make believe Im feeling better Cause I cant take the pressure Just need to run away
Runaway
Have you ever loved but were afraid?, Just the thought makes you wanna runaway?, You don't want the hurting part when they don't stay, All you can do is get down on your knees and pray, I ask myself this everyday!, Where is my "one" who will hold my hand?, Where is my soulmate?, The one who can understand?, The burning inside my heart grows stronger, Should i run or open up like a flower leaning toward the sun? Back in bed I lay next to you, You open your eyes and smile, Knowing I love you, I nestle my head next to yours, If I ran I'd turn back not even breaking a mile!
Runaway Train
Run Away
Sometimes I feel like the word is looking over my shoulder I feel my patience growing shorter I dontwant to know I dont want to feel I dont want to be I dont want to sound crazy! I dont want to sound insane! Have you ever felt the same? I cant take the pressure Just want to run away I make believe Im feeling better Cause I cant take the pressure Just need to run away
Run A Muck
perception induced, trial produced, vitals confused, rampage waste, take a taste, you have raced, sub surgery, under purgery, tribal inner flurgery, statued rust, forget lust, obediance a must, line of command, take a stand, give a hand to this land, run a muck, run a muck, run a muck, energized, compromised, subduced in size, digital prized, deflect, reflect, subject to respect, analogged recordings, key warnings, surreal bordings, rained upon, come along, take this pawn, complected, ejected, world lefted, entrance, made sense, convince and made amends, run a muck, run a muck, run a muck, pass the stone, drop the phone, come alone, purged, merged, surged under rights, lights..... con trans stated flated raided lost faded, tonic, super sonic, robotic analyzed surprised demised full of, flies, spy's how many tries you pushed your bi's , off..........on, me to see what will you be, points vanished, ravished and compiled, belief system under attack,
Runaway Train!!
Run Away
  Sometimes I feel Like I wanna leave this place for goodUnder the groundI'll live down there without a soundAnd never hearThese hissing voices all the sameI'll disappearCausing living makes me feel ashamedI must believeThere's more above us and belowI must believeStranded with this bitch called hopeIt keeps me hearWhen all I wanna do is goIt keeps me here When all I wanna do is disappearIf this is itWhen all we have and ever willIf this is itTime is running out and standing stillI'll leave todayCause there's nothing left to keep me herrI'll fade awayI'll turn my back and disappearThe city movesLunges up right from the groundThe seething EarthIt opens up and spits us outThis vicious childNature never wanted usThis vicious childA cancer burning black into it's heartIf this is itWhen all we have and ever willIf this is itTime is running out and standing stillI'll leave todayCause there's nothing left to keep me hereI'll fade awayI'll turn my back and disappearSometimes I feelLike I wa
Runecsape Players
Runes
My b/f works with the "Elder Futhark", the runic alphabet which is a composite of the runic symbols most commonly used in northern Europe. The names of the runes of the Elder Futhark are speculative recreations of what linguists call "proto-Germanic", which stems from "proto-Indo-European". There are many versions of the runic alphabets. Each has variations in names, shapes, esoteric meanings and magical uses. One should not mix futharks, or the intent or meaning becomes confused. The Elder Futhark, the Anglo-Saxon Futhorc, and the Younger (or Scandinavian) Futhark are the most frequently seen versions of the runic alphabets in use today. The runes are broken into three sections or groups of eight, called aett (aettir, plural). This helps one to remember their order, and later, you will see, has significance in magical uses. First the rune name is given, then its phonetic value, its symbolic image, and finally the esoteric meaning used in divination. Rune users disagree on whe
Runes Writ In Red
And thus, eyes black with grief, We hailed the void, uneasy with relief. Glad we were, on the brink of madness, Accustomed  to pain, emboldened by sadness.   She held my heart, in her hands, And her reward was to bleed out, upon stranger sands. Those who love me, I stop their breath, For in my heart lies frozen death.   With not a whimper, nor a sigh, Did trust in me, and thus they die. So now I hail unto the void, What peace I had, evermore destroyed. And that's just wot this is too, gentle reader, lol.This, is to distinguish between my rants(other blog set) and the attempts to hone again the blade of words.It is what it is.No political rants, no "State of the Union Adress" here.Just me, you, and words.Call it rehab for hack writers if ya will, lol.Gas tank's full, and I have no idea where I'm going, but there's room in the back if ya wanna ride with me.Just be warned, this machine's not always easy ta steer.But if it were, why that'd take all the fun out yes? Stripped cl
Run For You Life!
he wakes up in the mornin' and he looks into the glass his face it reminds him of the long nights that have passed and he wonders if she wonders that he wonders about her well darlin' you'd better run for your life girl you played with my head you destroyed my mind now i'd be better off dead you'd better run for your life through abused intentions you misused my trst now's the time for redemption you'd better run for your life girl, my life's in ruins pay 'the tab of pain' now, i'm after you and you'd better run for your life you'd better run for your life you'd better run for your life Tuesday, April 01, 2008 Don’t hate me!!! To those that want to hate me because I made something of myself.Fuck Off!!! I’ve been on my own since I was 16 years old,I’ve held a job longer than just a year or two.I’ve had 2 jobs that paid me in excess of $50,000.00 a yr.Noone in my family has ever ever ever made that,not legally anyways.I am going t
Run Fat Boy Run
I ran in the great race in Pittsburgh pa sept 28. The day was cool perfect for a 10k (6.2) miles ,the race was my fastest 10k 51:30 a 8:18 per mile pace I finished in the top third 2016 out of 6345 I like to run for the fun of it. If any of you peps like running also I would like to talk about the sport of running with you!
Run Forever
So new year's has made me think about a lot of things. Really the last two years have really intense imbroglio.  As a result I've written a lot more poetry than I've done in some time. This is a short one called "Anything But Mine"   When we first touched it felt so fine It was hard to see you being anything but mine but later on I came to see the cold hard reality For while our fates remain intertwined You'll forever be anything but mine.
Run In The Rain
Run in the Rain Current mood: calm A little girl had been shopping with her Mom in Wal-Mart. She must have been 6 years old, this beautiful red haired, freckle faced image of innocence. It was pouring outside. The kind of rain that gushes over the top of rain gutters, so much in a hurry to hit the earth it has no time to flow down the spout. We all stood there under the awning and just inside the door of the Wal-Mart. We waited, some patiently, others irritated because nature messed up their hurried day. I am always mesmerized by rainfall. I got lost in the sound and sight of the heavens washing away the dirt and dust of the world. Memories of running, splashing so carefree as a child came pouring in as a welcome reprieve from the worries of my day. The little voice was so sweet as it broke the hypnotic trance we were all caught in "Mom, let's run through the rain," she said. "What?" Mom asked. "Let 's run through the rain!" She repeated. "No, honey. We'll wait until
~~runing Water~~
My grandfather is the fire My grandmother is the wind The Earth is my mother The Great Spirit is my father The World stopped at my birth and laid itself at my feet And I shall swallow the Earth whole when I die and the Earth and I will be one Hail The Great Spirit, my father without him no one could exist because there would be no will to live Hail The Earth, my mother without which no food could be grown and so cause the will to live to starve Hail the wind, my grandmother for she brings loving, lifegiving rain nourishing us as she nourishes our crops Hail the fire, my grandfather for the light, the warmth, the comfort he brings without which we be animals, not men Hail my parent and grandparents without which not I nor you nor anyone else could have existed Life gives life which gives unto itself a promise of new life Hail the Great Spirit, The Earth, the wind, the fire praise my parents loudly for they are your parents, too Oh, Great Spirit, giver of
Run Lil Chicken
Ya  Know I’ve seen a lot on here and let me tell ya, some people are ju8st chicken shits…. They come to my profile run their fuckin mouth NOTE: while I’m not here… then they block me… If you got something to say, say it while I’m here. Not just run your mouth and then block me.  You want to be a man... well stand up and hear what I have to say.  Grow some balls and face me. By you running your mouth and blocking me is fuckin chicken shit. Don’t pull this shit with knowing what I do or I think YOUR NOT GOD YOU DON’T KNOW ME! If you want to put lies in your mouth at least have some nuts to back them up and have proof…  Check your fuckin page you pussy…  MAIN PAGE 3 PICS! Did I go through your fuckin blogs … NO… did I down rate you NO…  So much for wishing you good luck … now you can go fuck yourself and right now I’m going to do EVERYTHING to fuck you over since you felt the need to say
Running Away
Relationships Current mood: worried The title says it all. Relationships mean a mass of things. Drama, Tears, Self Doubt, Anger, Sadness, Suspense, Etc. It has everything all contained in one word. So I am lost. I moved to Wyoming to better my life and I feel as though I am only making it ten times worse. I want to go home. back to California. I understand my place there. Here, I'm one face and there are two sides of a coin. Half the people here call me a fat ugly bitch. Those are the people who have never met me, seen me in real life, or even talked to me on the phone. The other half say I'm the hottest girl out here. Those people are the ones who know me or have taken the time out to take a new Cali girl under their wings. Honestly, I dealt with that in Cali but I am so far away from anyone who knows me that it hard to take it. I want friends. I'm dating this guy who is pretty chill but I find I am better with him when we hang out as friends. He doesn't make me fee
Running Out Of Ideas
I became an Epic Cherry today!!! and each day I have more and more friends!!! Carlos There is this exhibisionist in me, that likes to know that ladies are looking at my pictures, so if you are my friend, come and see my NSFW pictures and place a hot sexy comment. I totally love that. If you are not my friend just add me. Thank you ladies. Carlos if there is a lady that would like to chat, play or cam, that would sooooo cool, Carlos
Running Out Of Photo Space... I Need Your Help Cherries
***this is a repost from my bulletin just in case you don't see it!*** Stop by my CT Home... check out My new Fetish Videos and Pics on My CT Stash.... For all you fetishist come and enjoy it!!.... Don't forget to rate, your Mistress will love you for it!! I have tons of new pictures waiting to be uploaded but I need your help (once again) to move to My next CT level... I'm only a mere one thousand and some change away from My next level so come on My Cherry Lovers, subs and slaves and help your Mistress to move me up!!! You are going to love what's coming!!!! *Spanks & more Spanks* Mistress M Hey friends... I just realized that there are only left 2 more photo spaces on my album :( ... I need your help to increase my cherry points and have more photo space.. Wouldn't you love to keep seeing more of your Mistress?? I bet you do!! so start clicking... Sending lot and lots of whips, spanking and kisses to all my Cherry Friends Mistress M
Run Nor
As you can see from some of my pics, back in the day I was a lean, mean running machine. Mostly my teenage years, from 13-18, I was known for my dedication and success from running. Fast-forward to present. Well, now I'm 38 and approaching the big 40 quickly. I decided last yeah (April) that I wanted to make a statement to myself and to the world that I still have the spirit and the heart of a champion. Tipping the scales at about 248 pounds, I made the commitment to get a great body back. You can never lose with that accomplishment, because it's good over-all for your life. I began to run. I ran like crazy. My working out was already familiar from my early days as a lad. I quickly started shedding the pounds... 240, 232, 225 (was stuck in my 220's for a bit), 215, then I reached 207. By July, YES 3-4 months, I was looking lean and getting the attention because of it. It was last summer when I decided to run the Los Angeles marathon to put an exclamation point on my renewed
Running
Running Outta Pic Space
God Damn I have uploaded 73/90 pics. I'm running out of space. So once my pic space is full your all fucked for new pics of me. Cause I ain't buying VIP I got too many bills to pay already. Not only that but my b-day is coming and I gotta save some dough cause I'm gonna get totally shit faced. Oh and just to let ya'll know the pics that are private ARE NOT NUDES!!!! I don't do nudes I keep my body for my man, when I have one.
Runny Nose
Running On Full Steam
HERES MY RESOLUTION BABY IM LETTING GO, ALL I NEED TO LEARN IS ALONG THIS ROAD, I JUST WANTED TO BE THE BEST MAN I COULD BE. ALL I WANTED WAS SOMEONE WHOD LOVE ME FOR ME, NOT THE THINGS IVE DONE, NOR WHO IVE BECOME, I FELT THAT WHEN I FELT YOU NEAR ME. I WATCH MY LIFE PASS ME BY, THE PICTURES ARE BECOMEING CLEARER, IVE BEEN DIEN INSIDE A LITTLE BY LITTLE. SHE BUILT IT UP TO WATCH IT FALL, LIKE IVE MENT NOTHIING AT ALL, IM HALF THE MAN I THOUGHT I WOULD BE. IM GOING OUT OF MY MIND, RUNNIN IN CIRCLES, OFFERING THE BEST OF WHAT I AM TO YOU, TAKE IT AS YOU WANT I GLADELY GIVE MY ALL. HOW CAN I QUIT SOETHING I NEVER GOT TO TRY. WITH ALL THAT IS GOING I TRY SO HARD, TO FIND JUST ONE VALID REASON WHY . WITH SO MANY DREAMS I DARED TO TRY, BEFOR THEY DRAINED THE LIGHT FROM MY EYES, SO IM GIVEING THEM ALL UP SURE IT HURTS TO LET GO I WANT YOU TO SEE, I NEED SOMETHING MORE, YOU KNOW MY HEART WAS BROKEN, YOU HEALED IT, KNOW THIS EVERYTHING YOU DO, ID DO IT FOR
Running In The Rain
A woman was having a daytime affair while her husband was at work. One wet and lusty day she was in bed with her boyfriend when, to her horror, she heard her husband's car pull into the driveway. "Oh my God - Hurry! Grab your clothes and jump out the window, my husband's home early!" "I can't jump out the window ~ it's raining out there!" "If my husband catches us in here, he'll kill us both!" she replied. "He's got a hot temper and a gun, so the rain is the least of your problems!" So the boyfriend scoots out of bed, grabs his clothes and jumps out the window! As he ran down the street in the pouring rain, he quickly discovered he had run right into the middle of the town's annual marathon, so he started running along beside the others, about 300 of them. Being naked, with his clothes tucked under his arm, he tried to blend in as best he could. After a little while a small group of runners who had been watching him with some curiosity, jogged closer. "Do you always run in the nude?" o
Running Wolf Aka
HEY BABE I LOVE YOU !
Running For President
OK, get this: McCain claims Obama called Plain a pig with lipstick when Obama didn't, so that means the first incident of calling Palin that came from her own running mate. And she referred to herself as a pitbull with lipstick at the RNC in her lame speech. So, tell me... Is Sarah Palin now a pitbullied pig with lipstick? Considering I turn the big old 35 today, so as a Birthday Present to myself, I wish to declare my candidacy, for the President of... NOTHING! My first act in office will be to do nothing. It will be followed by even more acts of nothing, as I promise nothing and will deliver exactly that--nothing! I guarantee that I will tax you nothing. I guarantee a balanced budget of nothing spent and nothing earned. In fact, the budget will have nothing to it, and it will take nothing to understand it. In the past there have been the Do-Nothings, the Know-Nothings, and they were just pretenders, because in the end they actually did something. I'm the real no
Runners
Running The Roads...
Running the roads... The sun was bright and the air was filled with a new breeze. I walked outside and looked around with a smile on my face. Spring was just a few weeks away and I was enjoying one of the few warm days we had been allowed by Nature. I got into my favorite little red convertible and put the top down. Driving down our long driveway, I looked out over the old growth forest that was getting very rare in this part of the country. Everyone was clear cutting, no one was enjoying the native flora and fauna anymore. By the time I had reached the highway I had seen a wide variety of birds, squirrels jumping from tree to tree, and even a large female deer with her fawn over by the creek that ran through our property. The peace and quiet of my little piece of heaven was the perfect setting to prepare me for what I wanted to do next. Race the wind and test my driving skill on the roads. I put on my seatbelt and sunglasses and then eased out onto the highway. I we
Runner Up Contest
please can you help me get to 25k im about 12k off getting the prize all help appreciated thankyou everyone here is the pic link hunnies xx
Running
The Running Of The Bulls
Today, July 7, is a very important day in history. It marks the first in nine days of epic festivities known as the “Running of the Bulls” in Pamplona Spain. This is where The govt turns loose several dozen angry bulls to run rampant through the streets of that city, streets packed with intended targets of those bulls… seemingly intelligent people who wish to tell the grandkids one day: “Yes, I stood in the street as great swarms of deadly beasts bore down on me, intent on my destruction, and I did it on purpose!” This would never happen in any American city today for several reasons. 1. The animal-rights crowd would protest that somehow the bulls might be damaged in such an event, and could not give the slightest rip about any humans in imminent peril of life and limb. 2. OSHA would have a great problem with the limitless liabilities presented to the city by maimed citizens trampled and/or gored by said hairy beasts. 3. The environmentalists and the EPA would d
Running Away
ok kids, as of Monday August 4th, I'm outta here for 2 weeks.. going to Northern Ontario fishing. no internet is available, so I'll out of touch the whole time.. (going to be scarey without the FU, don't have a clue what I'm going to do.. lol) anyway, stop by, leave luv, and try not to miss me too much.. not sure how much time I'll have over the weekend to play on here, gotta get the trailer ready for a long haul.. have a great long weekend everyone! (at least it's a long weekend here in Canada.. lol) Mike
Running Blind
cant find the answers i've been crawling one my knees looking for any thing to keep me form drowning promises have been turned to lies cant even be honest in side now im running backword watching my live bid me goodbye i'm running bliiiind i'm running blind somebody help me see i'm running blind searching for nothing wondering if ill change i'm trying every thing but everything still stays the same i thought if i showed you i could fly with out anyone by my side now i'm going backwords with broken wings i know ill die i'm running bliiind i'm running bliiiind someone help me see i'm running blind running bliiind running bliiiind i'm running blind i cant find the answers i've been crawling on my knees looking for any thing to keep me from drowning i'm running bliiiiind i'm running bliiiiiiiind i'm running bliiiind i'm running bliiiiiind running blind..................................... ..................................................
Running For Cancer
Hi to all who might read this, In less than two weeks, I am running my fifth edition of the Chicago Marathon, on behalf of the American Cancer Society, in memory of my grandfather, Dr. Edmond Ray Cole. He was a kind and brilliant man, a doctor who specialized in the study of the coagulative properties of human blood. He helped shape the man that I am today, and I want to honor the lasting impact that he has left upon me. I know that my story is not unique... millions of people are charged with living with cancer every year, and millions more lose their fight with the disease. So, I hope that there are others out there who care about this cause, and can help me give further hope to the cancer community, because together, we can help. If this is a cause that you too, would like to support, please feel free to either e-mail me, or donate online via the following link: http://main.acsevents.org/goto/MikeCostello Thanks in advance to any who might be able to help. If there is
Running Out Of Pain
Running Train Saturday
Johnny and I are trying to level again like we did when we became Godfathers... In order to help with this I will be running a train for us on Saturday... If you would like to ride the train... Please leave me a blog comment... Johnny will be running an auto on Saturday, and I will be running one on Sunday... So, please stop by and rate us... All help is appreciated...
Running Through My Mind
Guy 1: 1a. "Hmmm. Well I've got $300 burnin a hole in my pocket. Its yours if you let me get with ya. "- Yes I'm a prositute...uh no. 1b. "Okay fine. $400. That would be cool with me." 1c. Ok I can understand. How about $600 for your time. That's more than fair. 1d. "so what would be agreeable.  perhaps i can give you $700 and we can be together and go to dinner as well"   This weekend okay with you?-Seriously can a man take rejection? I'll continue to add as time goes on..... Haven't I seen you before? = Nice ass I'm a Romantic = I'm poor I need you" = My hand is tired I am different from all the other guys = I am not circumcised I want a commitment = I'm sick of masturbation You're the only girl I've ever cared about = You are the only girl who hasn't rejected me I really want to get to know you better = So I can tell my friends about it It's just orange juice, try it = 3 more shots, and she'll have her legs around my head she's kinda cute = I want to have sex with her ti
Running Away
I find myself lost without words ao I will do my best.   I have been on this site for over a year now and I have by far talk to some great people on this site. But when I came here it was in hopes of finding someone. But the same problem has always came up, either they were married and playing head games with me or they live too far away. I can't continue to talk to a few different women on here always having the thoughts of wow, what a great woman giving myself false hope of being with them. I rather be water borded then have my heart tortured. I am one of the few men out there that truely wants a meaningful loving relationship that every woman on here has talked about. But the more I learn that they have been in a abusive relationship and continue to stay in it with the hopes of that guy getting better never happens just turns my stomach! The last two relationships I have been in just ripped my heart out from my chest and stepped all over it. I have started to think that if I real
Running Away!!
I know that some of you feel like running away today so do i! SO i figured we will all run away together.... Cause i will miss you!!! Hughes driving the rv... don't know the destination Anyone need a lift? Wicked   Apparently all of you want to come we need a plane... Hmmm wonders if Hugh can fly a plane? List of runaways (not in order) Reeka Witchie WItty Hugh Boo Seamus Misfit Serenity Daisy Not telling Swift Spiker 425 Silver Diamond Doug Crystal Swift Philemon (wether he likes it or not) Wicked Goddess DurhamNTx Majik CantSleepClownsWillEatMe  
Running
http://youhavetowantit.blogspot.com/2009/09/built-for-this.html Built For This I will be posting some of my personal running blog here. This is one of them:   So Lauren txtd me and asked if I was down with her "short" run. After being achy all day I started to feel better towards the end of my work day so I decided to reschedule the Kelly Drive run and join her. It was a struggle today I admit. If it was up to me 2.5 would have been sufficient. But Lauren had done some "speed work" earlier in the day so I felt compelled to get that next 2.5 done. She stressed to me the imprtance of rest and said since I was ahead of schedule I should rethink when I want to step it up to the 8.37 of Kelly Drive.So, the title of this post is "Clockwork". Ray Kline was a good friend of mine. He was known as Clockwork in the music biz. His production landed on the OuterSpace album "Blood Brothers". We would chat about music in the beginning and then evolved our friendship into a lot of l
Running Out Of Pain
As he raises his hand you begin to understand That no love is worth the hate that you feel Now you're running out of pain And all these feelings feel the same So you close your eyes and wish it all away And I lie awake and I try to say Anything I know just to ease your pain But you hide away where no one can see And it's only you that can set you free Now the time has come again So you reach deep down within To find the strength that you have buried there As you turn to walk away you can still hear him say You'll never make it in this world alone And I lie awake and I try to say Anything I know just to ease your pain But you hide away where no one can see And it's only you that can set you free You try to fight (you try to fight) You hide the pain (you hide the pain) You walk away, you never will again You try to fight (you try to fight) You hide the pain (you hide the pain) You walk away, you never will again And I lie awake and I try to say Anything I know just to ease your pa
Running Away
"Running Away" I don't want you to give it all up And leave your own life collecting dust And I don't want you to feel sorry for me You never gave us a chance to be And I don't need you to be by my side To tell me that everything's alright I just wanted you to tell me the truth You know I'd do that for you So why are you running away? Why are you running away? Cause I did enough to show you that I Was willing to give and sacrifice And I was the one who was lifting you up When you thought your life had had enough And when I get close, you turn away There's nothing that I can do or say So now I need you to tell me the truth You know I'd do that for you So why are you running away? Why are you running away? Is it me, is it you Nothing that I can do To make you change your mind Is it me, is it you Nothing that I can do Is it a waste of time? Is it me, is it you Nothing that I can do To make you change your mind So why are you running away? Why are you running away? ...What is it I've got
Running
Ok, I have to ask this.... Why do people bother running?  I have yet to have anyone succeed in getting away. 90% of the time I know who it is from the start, yet they still try. So, anyone understand how running could possibly make sense when it just adds more charges to the original problem?
Running For The Cure
25 yers ago. My mom did from breast cancer. This October I will be joining my sisters and our spouses in doin a "run for the cure".
Running Scared
The radical left (otherwise known as progressives/socialists/marxists/communists) won a big victory in 2006 when they took control of Congress. They won total victory in 2008 but now their agenda is exposed and they look like they are heading for defeat in 2010 and then total defeat in 2012. Is right the right way? No! The Republicans are just as guilty about the mess our country is in and set up the leftist rise in America   Both sides, but mostly the left, has resorted to lies, smears, attacks and violence to hold onto their power. They have truly become haters and no one trusts our government anymore.     Give us a government that respects all Americans individual rights. Politicians that believe in God, country and the constitution above their individual agendas and powers. They are out representatives. We are not their slaves
Running
So, I "ran" for the fourth time tonight.   It's not really a run, but a slow "shuffle/jog" kind of thing.   The thing is, I did it. :P   I'm not gonna lie, it sucks, and feels oh so good when it's time to stop.   It's almost like holding in a pee to the point when it's painful, just to experience the euphoria when you finally get to go. So I started the Couch to 5K today.   I'm not a runner.  Never have been.  My boobs have always interfered.  (Laziness too.)   I finally said screw it.  I'm getting older and my body's feeling it.  I figured I'd better do something before I couldn't anymore.   It actually felt good.  I didn't run very fast, or very far, but I completed the program for today.  That's a lot for me.   I need some motivation though, so you fu-fucks need to make sure I get off my ass and do stuff, OK?
Running From The Devil
I dont even know how to begin this blog, I just know that I need to say whats on my mind before it eats its way any deeper than it already has. If you ask anyone who has had a bad relationship 'What was the problem? What happened?' the first thing out of thier mouth 99% of the time will be either: #1-Shes a crazy bitch OR #2-Hes a total asshole. Not many people can accept the role they played in the destruction of thier former romance. I however, am not such a person. I know where I fucked up and I know what mistakes I made. The problem for me is that I have owned up and have apologized and have asked for forgivness for the wrongs I have done....but he still refusses to see that he was a part of it too and that totally pisses me off! I was 4 months pregnant with his kid and, not 2 hours after he and I had sex, I found him having sex-and I mean literally in the middle of banging his ex-in the back of his car the night before our ultrasound appointment. She had no idea who I was or k
Running In The Future !!!
Adam Green    ppg 1   Started college 5 weeks ago and all is good. Other then my car being totalled out, and being ripped off by the isurance company. I am keeping intouch with my inner spirt as you say. Keeping track of all my studies is pretty easy except for all the reading that is required by my introduction to business class. Taking a online college course and trying to work on a starting sole priporietyship Small Business (Lawn Care that is Affordable !!) is really unexpected. I like it and my time is alittle of each day but We seem to be managing pretty good. Thanks !!!!                                                            Thanks FUBAR , Adam
Run-on Sentences
I cursed a broken bottle on the floor beside the bed where Emily lay sleeping while I cursed a hammered headache from the gin I should have saved, but shared with her last night and I cursed the run-on sentences that rang up and repeated over and over and over in my boozefucked mind. We should've locked the door and gone out visiting with friends or found a quiet little restaurant somewhere in the village with a troubadour crooning love songs we could vaguely place from some old movie from before we were born to grow up late and drive each other crazy, drinking gin we should have saved (or drink each other crazy saving gin we should have driven). I woke her up and sent her home, then cried when she was gone because I missed her and I hated her and loved her and I wanted her to hold me and spoonfeed me little lies about my manhood and the need for run-on sentences when so many words need saying between two people lost inside a bottle, broken, beatin
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A new week is upon me and i find myself going thru the same old motions over and over and over and over and it sucks massive. Doing the same old thing day in and day out is prob one of the reasons we all get into so much trouble.  stagnation does not work for water or human beings. Here is a tip from me to you if you find yourself getting bored talk to someone. remember getting into a disscussion is an irish tradition. all i shall say for now so have a nice day. Well if your reading this for some screwed up reason im sure your so beyound bored you cant see correctly. Hi, I'm Brad and i will be guideing you thru my look at the world. for those of you who know me i have not been on in quiet some time, some of you may hate me, some may like me and some may not give a rats backside about me naymore or at all. I DO NOT CARE!!!!! Last few months have been......interesting to say the least. here is some background info about me. im 6'3 i weigh about 180 and i have a poor additude in genral.
Run Thru The Rain
NEED WASHING?? A little girl had been shopping with her Mom in Target. She must have been 6 years old, this beautiful red haired, freckle faced image of innocence. It was pouring o utside. The kind of rain that gushes over the top of rain gutters, so much in a hurry to hit the earth it has no time to flow down the spout. We all stood there under the awning and just inside the door of the Target. We waited, some patiently, others irritated because nature messed up their hurried day. I am always mesmerized by rainfall. I got lost in the sound and sight of the heavens washing away the dirt and dust of the world. Memories of running, splashing so carefree as a child came pouring in as a welcome reprieve from the worries of my day. The little voice was so sweet as it broke the hypnotic trance we were all caught in "Mom let's run through the rain," she said. "What?" Mom asked. "Lets run through the rain!" She repeated. "No
Run Through The Rain
I haven't done a real blog in quite awhile and ran across an email that reminded me I was past due for one. I am pretty sure everyone has seen the email that I am sharing, as I had already seen it several times, but the meaning of it is something that always needs to be reminded. I woke up this morning and ran through my morning routine in a quick state, trying not to be late... hugged my kids and took them to school, drove to work, blah blah, you all know the routines... but did I really get anything out of it? Did I pause to appreciate my kids, to make sure they FELT my love? We live in a fast paced world, that gets faster everyday. I think we all need to be reminded everyday that no matter how bad of a day it seems, or how hard the hard knocks of life are hitting us each day... there is always positives to be found. There are always friends out there we have but may not realize just how much they indeed truly care or worry about us. So everybody please stop an
Run To Me!
Run to me my love, as soon as you can. May you drink from my love, never thirst again.  For my Love for you runs wild, like a river, Crashing over the rocks in life, smoothing them over. So that you may live peacefully, the promise of a better day is at hand. Run to me my love, as soon as you can! For I hold the deed, to your promised land. A place where we can walk, hand and hand.
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For years now as I know many have been not just myself..Searching for that kind of feeling that no other can compair beyond the butterflies in the stomach and the everlasting dreams...I want more there has to be that someone that can complete those feelings of longing.
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R U Real?
OK so here goes again...... It doesn't matter if you requested the friendship or I. When you accepted the request or I, we then became friends.... Friends are great if only to share a nice "Morning" or "Afternoon". Nothing brings a smile to someones face quicker than a friend who acknowledges you in some way. I swear I have all these friends who must practice some sorta telepathy or something cause I never hear from them after the add. I just get frustrated as hell that after someone adds you you have absolutely no more value to them. I mean wtf...go on about your merry way! Anyway, wide open today.....have fun!
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R U Serious!?!?!?
So me and my roommate and her bf went to walmart and then went to dennys. when we got in the parking lot a cop pulled up behind us and really didnt think anything of it. we went in and then the cop pulled back in along with 2 more cops and then i was like wtf.... so i went out to see wat was goin on. found out my license plates arent registered and they accused me of robbin a bank... so not normal they ran my license and looked in my car it was soooo messed up and i am never goin to that town again
Rush
Rush- 2112 ! Live Drums Performed By Marty Kays Playing The Greatest Of All Rush Es' Drummer Neil Peart!
The Rush
My heartbeat comes in cocaine para-diddles - I am drilled back into my addiction by each familiar scent and sometimes I dream the rush of blood pulses through me, the taste of that old black magic explodes in my lungs, pores bloom, sweat-soaked thumps - kick-bass booms inside my full-body shudder and I can almost forget: I am free now - no more dicksuck crack hell on my hands and knees with a bare light bulb looking for just one more rock. I'm not a hero for putting it behind me - I'm afraid to die alone and no room is emptier than the tunnel of smoke. © All rights reserved
Rush
Saturday night I had the pleasure of seeing the band Rush in concert for the first time. To say it was a truly spiritual experience for me is not even doing it the total justice it deserves. It was AMAZING and as near to NIRVANA as I have been. Though I enjoy several different forms of music, I am a huge fan of drummers - power drummers to be more exact. It amazes me the skill it takes to play the drums well and since one of my best friends is a drummer - I have been fortunate enough to be able to watch a skilled drummer behind the variety of drums, cymbals, cow bells, etc. and no matter how many times I watch the drums being played - it still truly captivates me. I was pleasantly surprised when my friends and I arrived at our seats to find that I was directly in front of the drum kit though several rows back but close enough to see clearly without squinting. I told my best buddy John (who is the drummer I speak of above) that I will never be able to go to another Rush concert wi
Rush Again
Dear Friend, On his September 26th broadcast Rush Limbaugh called men and women in uniform who oppose the war in Iraq "phony soldiers". Rush continued his tirade Monday by denying he had said anything wrong and attacking John Murtha, who served 37 years in the Marines. In December 2006, a poll run by the Military Times found that only 35 percent of service members approved of President Bush's handling of the war in Iraq. Would Rush consider every other Soldier, Sailor, Airman and Marine to be phony? What about General John Batiste who retired from active duty in order to speak out against this war? It's time for Rush to apologize for his remarks. Join me and send a letter to Clear Channel's CEO Mark Mays, demanding that Rush apologize for calling members of the military and veterans who oppose the war with Iraq "phony soldiers." http://www.democratsenators.org/o/4/t/90/petition.jsp?petition_KEY=78 Thanks!
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Rush Limbaugh
RUSH: Try this.  New York Times today: "As the Obama administration pours 40,000 additional troops into Afghanistan, it has begun grappling with the next great dilemma of the long war: Whether to reconcile with the men who sheltered Bin Laden and who still have close ties to Al-Qaeda.  The Afghan president, Hamid Karzai, says he wants to reach out to the leaders of the Taliban and Obama administration officials acknowledge privately they are considering it."  How about blowing their heads off? What is this? An olive branch?  No thought given to victory!  What Karzai wants is $100,000 for cash and jobs for the Taliban on the premise that they're only bad people because they're poor, which we know is not the case.  The Fruit of Kaboom Bomber was wealthy -- and Biden, by the way, likes the idea! When he takes time off from the Middle Class Task Force, he loves the idea.  Oh, sure! They're not going to use the money to build bombs and buy IEDs from Iran and then train soldiers.  Biden thin
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In the year 2010.5, the start of something that will blow everybodys mind will happen, someone will return to the Earth, but it's not who you think, its a devil in sheeps clothing, the real one will return the Real King will come in 2012, the Aztecs even believed this, in the year 2012 all things will come to an end and there will be a new beginning for everyone, yes everyone sinners and saints, so live it up live everyday as its your last.
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Russ' Writings
I am the wolf howling in the night, I am the wolf winning the tough fight. I am the wolf with eyes as cold as steel, I am the wolf Nipping at your heel. I am the wolf The devoted friend, I am the wolf There until the end. I am the wolf taking care of my pack, I am the wolf Never looking back. I see the sadness in your eyes as I reach out gently brushing your cheek, In hope to see just a glimmer of a smile that once was. The smile forced does arrive, Though the sadness doesn't subide Try to touch your heart, lighten it's darkness Let the love flow from inside Letting it's brightness encompass the sadness Until that pain is gone Letting you feel the love you give so freely As it returns back to you This September eleventh will be 6 years, From when our skys were silent for days. And we became aware of all our fears, As we watched in a disbeliefed haze. NYPD and FDNY did everything that they can, We didn't think it could happen here ever. Nothing else
Russell The Love Muscle
I am a very out going person who love to live life on the wild side an wouldnt have it any other way,im a good friend to have,im very honest,my only fault is im a nympho i cant seem to get enough sex an yes i can be a romantic person and i beleive you should pleasure a women to the full. i beleive were all equal in gods eyes, and not every one is perfect.god nows im not and im not affraid of it,an every one has a dirty little secert.
Russ' Writings
I hear the echo of children at play, The sound so happy and cheerful. I enjoy what I hear throughout the day, Though today you can't be too careful. Let your child know you love and care, For they can not be replaced. In a year so many children disappear, And all is left are the memories of their face. Keep your eyes and ears open, Always know where the children be. For I never want this to happen, To neither you nor me. T-shirts and blue jeans tossed upon the floor, Neither one knowing who wants who more. She yearns to feel his tender caress, He just wants to get to what's next. She wants to feel his passion and love, He wants nothing to do with the mentioned above. She wants so badly for him to fulfill that need, He just wants to make the score do the deed. She says "I don't think we should", He replies "If you love me you would". So it goes she falls for his trap, Unknowing that he is full of crap. Feeling guilty she gives consent, Getting off he is now conte
Russell Brand,johnathon Ross, The Bbc, Andrew Sachs And The "prank " Phone Call
Complaints about the offensive phone calls made by Jonathan Ross and Russell Brand to veteran actor Andrew Sachs topped the 10,000 mark, the BBC said. The complaints, made about Brand's Radio 2 show, involved a claim that the comedian had slept with the Fawlty Towers actor's granddaughter Georgina Baillie, 23. The presenters also joked the actor might kill himself in the pre-recorded show - which was cleared to air despite the Fawlty Towers actor being upset. The media watchdog Ofcom confirmed an investigation would be launched. Prime Minister Gordon Brown condemned the prank, saying: "This is clearly inappropriate and unacceptable behaviour, as is now widely recognised. Ofcom have said they will investigate the matter and it is for the BBC, the BBC Trust and Ofcom to take any appropriate action." Ross, 47, issued a personal apology accompanied by flowers. Brand, 33, is understood to be following suit, although Sachs reportedly said he is yet to receive a direct apology.
Rusty
I am hosting a Hottest Panties Contest to start on New Years Day. I have 10 spots open. If you are interested send a messege to me with a link to picture you would like to use. It is a rating and comment contest. So there will be two winners! i miss all of you!! I have started working for a Comm. roofing company. I start at 6am til 5pm. So hope for rain in Chicago, so that i can cum and visit you all!!! as of Oct 1 I will be "semi-retired" from roofing. I start at the local Pipefitters Union 597. It's a BIG pay cut, but worth it in the end!!! Wish me luck, plz.
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The Rusted Knight
The Rusted Knight It all start so long ago when a young knight won his spurs in a tournament of chivalry and was declared a knight of the realm, and sets out upon his personal quest to defend the realm he so dearly loves and all who live within it. He mounts his great white stallion and rides out in his gleaming armor toward adventures that he has dreamed of all his youth. His first goal as with all knights is to ride thru the Vale of Shadows. The Vale of Shadows is a mystical place created by the Descendants of Avalon as a gift for undertaking the protection of the land and to repay them for what they have sacrificed to do this. Since their sacrifice is to lead a lonely and solitary life, forever moving from one place to another, righting wrongs that have nothing to do with them personally. They are the hand of the King of the Realm and they swear their allegiance to the land, not the King himself. Always to the land and its people, forever bound with oaths of chivalry and honor
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I wonder how many people know this ? A 36 year old female had an accident several weeks ago along the BALTIMORE INTERSTATE SYSTEM 95 north and Totaled her car . A resident of NEW YORK as she was traving between Baltimore and NEW YORK It was raining , though not excessively,at the time when her car suddenly began to hydro-plane and literally flew though the air. She was flown to BAL:TIMORE SHOCK TRAUMA with serious injuries and stunned at the sudden occurrence ! WHEN she explained to the highway patrolman what had happened he told her something that every driver should know -NEVER DRIVE IN THE RAIN /NOW OR ICE WITH YOPUR CRUISE CONTROL ON . SHE THOUGHT she was being cautious by setting the cruise control and maintaining a consistent speed in the rain . But the TROOPER STATED that if the cruise control is onwhen your car begins to hydro-plane and your tires lose contact with the pavement , your car will accelerate to a higher rate of speed making you take off like an air-plane . S
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Rusty Nails
If i could sing, even alittle bit i would start a band and call them Electric Mayhaim. I have a few friends that are in band and I alway loved to go here them sing. Just sounds fun to me, singing drinking and hanging out with cool people.
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Rust N' Peace
[Music & Lyrics by Mustaine] [Originally appeared on the album YOUTHANASIA] Don't remember where I was I realized life was a game The more seriously I took things The harder the rules became I had no idea what it'd cost My life passed before my eyes When I found out how little I accomplished All my plans denied So as you read this know my friends I'd love to stay with you all Please smile when you think of me My body's gone that's all À tout le monde [To all the world] À tous mes amis [To all my friends] Je vous aime [I love you] Je dois partir [I have to leave] These are the last words I'll ever speak And they'll set me free If my heart was still alive I know it would surely break And my memories left with you There's nothing more to say Moving on is a simple thing What it leaves behind is hard You know the sleeping feel no more pain And the living are scarred These are the last words I'll ever speak And they'll set me free
Rusty Venture
Rusty Venture buy rusty venture mugs, tshirts and magnets A sex act. Has a variety of definitions depending on your region in the States, but it's generally associated with male homosexual sex. The term originated in the 80s, possibly started by "Horace Gentlemen" out of Provincetown, Massachusetts. Whenever The Rusty Venture is brought up in conversation, they almost always argue about what exactly it is. Depending on who you ask and in what region of the States, a Rusty Venture is:1) taking your finger and running it around a guy's asshole while you jerk the guy off and he's uncircumcised 2) where two men 69 and they fill each others mouths with seamen, then turn over and blow splooge into each other's assholes (not to be confused with a Snake Venom) 3) where you take a SCUBA snorkel and put your dick in the mouthpiece, then snake the other end up into your ass, then jerk off until you manage to ejaculate into your own ass (not to be confused with a Double Frogman) 4) when
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Ruth Patani
The Fear of losing you... each day i fear u to say i not true i love someone else then each day i feel bad till u arrive my past haunts me taunts me but dear i know u would never hurt me but things happen if they were suppost to happen i know when i look in to your eyes its true you do love me but things u say and do blind me or do they show me what i can not see. well dear this means i love you but don't hurt me my heart belongs to you take good care of it charish it as i would yours i love you but my past haunts me help me learn to leave the past behind and open new doors to the better things in life We go out to a party somewhere The moment we walk in the door People stop and everybody stares She don't know what they're staring for She don't know she's beautiful (never crossed her mind) She don't know she's beautiful (no shes not that kind) She dont know shes beautiful Though time and time i've told her so There she goes just walking down the street
R U That Somebody?
YOU SAY,YOUR GONNA ROCK MY WORLD!SEND CHILLS DOWN MY SPINE,MAKE MY TOES CURL.YOUR LIPS KISSING MY NECK,YOUR TOUNGE,CARESSING EAR LOBES.MY BODY'S READY,TO EXPLODE."WHOA" BIG DADDY.THAT'S MAMA'S WEAKNESS.THE SECRET TO THE FREAKNESS.BETTA PEEP THIS..THROBBING WITH ANTICIPATION FOR THIS SWEET SENSATION.NOT A MINUTE PASSED,WHEN HE GRABBED THAT ASS.(HAD TO LET HIM KNOW)BEFORE YOU GO,UNLEASH THIS FREAK.BETTA 'CUM' WIT YA BEST TECHNIQUE,AND NO MATTER HOW 'HARD' YOU TRY,MAMA'S GONNA 'RIDE OR DIE'.MAKE NO MISTAKE,I CAN GIVE AS GOOD AS I TAKE.FROM HEAD TO TOE,MAKE YOU SAY 'OH'.MY NAUGHTY FANTACIES,LEAD TO YOUR ECSTACY.WITH EVERY POSITION,PLAYING IN YOUR MIND,WATCH ME WHILE I 'SLOW GRIND',POPPIN THIS P*SSY,WHILE YOU LOOKIN AT ME,READY TO GRAB ME,PULSATING WITH JUICES,READY TO DO THIS......IF YOUR NOT LIKE THE REST,TELL MAMA,WHAT TO DO NEXT........'KISSES' TAKE HOLD,OF THE KNOWLEDGE MUST BE TOLD.YOU ARE A 'BLACKMAN'HERE TO UPHOLD,THE 'TRUTH'.THE TRUTH IS THE POWER,THAT REFLECTS YOUR 'DIVINE LIGHT'
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Ruthie
Music is the key to always bring people (FRIENDS)together.. I really believe that.. Doesn't matter what u listen to or like.. I think if u like music,everyone can have something in common with each other.. Different sounds for different people.. My fav all time singer is DAVID BOWIE,as most of u know..:) Saw him many many time in the 70's during my wild and crazy times.. And they were crazy.. But one grows up.. SUCKS.. LOL HE ALWAYS PUTS ME IN A GOOD MOOD,AND IS SO SO TALENTED.. WHY GOD MADE MOMS Answers given by 2nd grade school children to the following questions: Why did God make mothers? 1. She's the only one who knows where the scotch tape is. 2. Mostly to clean the house. 3. To help us out of there when we were getting born. How did God make mothers? 1. He used dirt, just like for the rest of us. 2. Magic plus super powers and a lot of stirring. 3. God made my Mom just the same like he made me. He just used bigger parts. What ingredients are mot
R U The Fu? Own Us?
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Ruthie's Blog
Dear bloggy, Ugh so I already wrote all this on Fubar but of course Fubar deleted it without saving it! Hisses! I use to write blogs everyday on Myspace about my life and things in general. I decided that today I would like to start writing blogs again on Fubar this time. I decided that this could help me in the writing department since I have been working on my writing. Basically nothing has been going on in my life that is that exciting. I watched the Olympics today it was pretty interesting. I am excited to watch track and field because I am a thrower. I am not the best thrower but this is my last year in college throwing so I am pretty stoked! I had to work today, a lady asked my manger if we were hiring and I glared at my manager, and she told the lady if she was to hire anymore people that 3 or more people would quit! She told the lady to look at my face! I am started to get more hours and I am just trying my hardest to get them to see that I have potential
Rut Roh!
April 11, 2007 AP - Apr 10, 9:03 pm EDT CHARLOTTE, N.C. (AP) -- The witness who discovered Michael Waltrip's overturned car initially thought no one survived the accident until the NASCAR driver wiggled out the back window. The witness, an 18-year-old college student at the University of North Carolina-Charlotte, requested anonymity during a phone interview Wednesday with The Associated Press for fear of reprisal from Waltrip's fan base. But she said she lives near the two-time Daytona 500 winner in Sherrill's Ford, and stumbled upon the accident when she was returning home around 2 a.m. Saturday. She saw an overturned Toyota Land Cruiser in a ditch and rushed over to check on the occupants. She didn't see anyone in the car and no one answered her shouts, so she called 911 for help. ``After I got off the phone I was walking around the car again and somebody stuck their foot out the back driver side of the window,'' she said. ``That's when Michael Waltrip got out. He w
Rut Roh Obama.
Obama Should Immediately Withdraw his Candidacy for President For Immediate Release: - 10/21/08 - Complete contact details and pdfs of this press release and motions filed by plaintiff Berg today are at the end of this article (Lafayette Hill, Pennsylvania - 10/21/08) - Philip J. Berg, Esquire, the Attorney who filed suit against Barack H. Obama challenging Senator Obama's lack of "qualifications" to serve as President of the United States, announced today that Obama and tbe DNC "ADMITTED", by way of failure to timely respond to Requests for Admissions, all of the numerous specific requests in the Federal lawsuit. Obama is "NOT QUALIFIED" to be President and therefore Obama must immediately withdraw his candidacy for President and the DNC shall substitute a qualified candidate. The case is Berg v. Obama, No. 08-cv-04083. Berg stated that he filed Requests for Admissions on September 15, 2008 with a response by way of answer or objection had to be served within thirty [30] days.
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